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You can get lost now that I've found you You feel the world burnin'

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How is everybody doing today?

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What is up?

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Guys, out of curiosity, is my mic, does this song, fine?

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Like, does my mic sound good?

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Wait, let me listen.

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Does this song, fine?

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Yeah, okay, it's fine.

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Okay, I don't know why it was being, like, really weird yesterday.

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Like, I was recording these on Migos after a stream and it was just, like, acting off.

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I don't know why.

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But, uh, Bill, Billy Avni, Kevin, the, hi, Malcolm.

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Thank you.

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Your mic never sounds good!

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Shut the fuck up!

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Yes, it does.

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you guys love my mic let's be honest I've always been from my mic you guys

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are not the option to stream right now let's just keep it a bug we will be we

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will be calm I'm telling you bro yesterday was a rough day we lost six

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in a row and then the servers went down but today I'm telling you guys it's

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it's gonna be good

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today it's gonna be a fucking juicer

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okay so we're getting some giggle this game

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i'm gonna be honest with you guys, this game doesn't look that bad for us, looks like a pretty chill game

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I loved when you were humans who lost us.

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Yes sir, what happened?

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I don't know either.

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You want the truth, bro?

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I don't know either.

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I don't know either.

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We just lost fucking six in a row.

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I don't know how it happened.

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I don't know why it happened.

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I don't know when it happened, but it just happened.

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And then it's like I woke up this morning

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and I was like, wait, what?

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Like you know when it's like you go on a lost shake

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and then you wake up the next day,

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you didn't really register it,

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but then it's like you wake up the next day

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you're like oh wait that happened you know I mean anyways guys who's there

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for a magic trick to have one of you guys want a magic trick

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want some magic trick one one one okay got you guys are you ready it's

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everybody ready it's everybody ready okay

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Abra? Abra?

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Kadabra!

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I was like, oh, wait, that happened. You know what I mean?

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Anyways, guys, who's there for a magic trick?

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Tell one of you guys to find a magic trick.

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Who wants a magic trick?

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One, one, one!

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Okay, gosh, you guys, are you ready?

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Is everybody ready? Is everybody ready?

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Okay.

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Abra? Abra?

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KADAAAAAAA

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alright there we go

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30 second delay enabled now we're good

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why is bro master gando on about it

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today we got it on the come up

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do not even fucking worry about it bro

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okay I'm gonna be honest with you guys

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so I genuinely think a 3 cam towards like

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top could be really good this game

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and the reason why I like 3 camming towards top is because

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it's like I don't know I feel like folk here I'm not really activated on the map

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as much as I'd like to be sure because like we have very aggressive lanes all

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around

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but I'm in yes I got back here winning she stopped asking stop fucking asking

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but in the auto spider I'll figure it out after see me with her no

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Okay, so we're gonna now switch to the topside.

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Good morning, guys.

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Let's get out, pal.

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Hope you and Laura are doing great.

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Hope you and Laura are doing great.

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We're doing great, bro.

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We're doing great.

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But thank you, Fushad.

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Okay, guys, so what we're gonna do, Chills, we're gonna play for the three-cam topside

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and then we're just gang-top.

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We do have the Exhaust on Young, so it adds a lot of potential for gangs.

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Jesus.

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Okay, so our boine is already getting f**king nonhandled.

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But it's like the Asherman actually killed the Draven, so I guess not.

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Okay, so we're getting to Nell, so we're going to play for the rest of the Krugs, and after

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the Krugs we're going to reset and we'll look on the bot side.

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Nice, friggin'

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Bro, wait, I can't even plug in my mouse, because I'm gonna be honest, my dpi doesn't

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feel like as fast as it normally does, and I'm looking at my mouse and it doesn't have

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like the little green light that it normally does either.

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My mouse is fucking dead, sometimes I can't hear my mouse when I'm dead.

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Guys, I think my mouse might be running on fumes right now.

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Okay.

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Oh yeah, that feels like way faster.

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Okay, so my mouse was unironically bad. Jesus. Okay.

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Okay, so the good news is that we actually figured that out before we fucking, like, committed for the day.

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Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the boss and then we'll

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get...

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Holy shit.

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Fuck variety gaming.

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Know your place.

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You can't get your fans into League and then fuck off and enjoy life.

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Suffer.

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Bro, it's a few hours!

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Relax!

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bro it's a few hours relax holy shit ever doing wrong gonna be suffering

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together like no it's five hours of league into variety and it's like more

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hours of league like days in the longer shame it's gonna be an absolute

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fucking juicer I'm gonna be honest I'm a little worried about like trying

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anything but but I don't anything but actions of working here though I need to

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fix this up it's like my mouse is okay nice yeah because the thing is that the

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wire like I don't want to connect it from the back so what I'm trying to do is

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I'm trying to listen okay so now we do so you just found the crab and then after

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the crowd will look on the Raptors into the Crogs and then we should be good.

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I think I could actually...

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I hate it when the fucking mouse is wired.

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Because I'd need to make it connect from the back, but it doesn't have that long.

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so it just like makes it so counter

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so we're going to do this, we're going to put on a reset and then after reset

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I think I'm just trying to block an anchor on this thing

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it looks like it could be really good this game, but I'm going to be honest with the

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elgis boss

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we have 9k viewers in 10 minutes, is someone cue botting? yeah

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The real view count right now should be maybe around like 1500s, like max like 2000s.

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So it's like we are getting bothered today.

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But to be fair, I feel like botting's gotten like really out of control recently, hasn't it?

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Because like I see high buys sometimes at like almost 100,000 viewers.

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Like it's actually insane.

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So if you notice when you play on the gromba and after as you play for gromp all the way to Krog something should be good

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You know part of me actually wants to buy good luck on the dragon, but I don't know

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It's like look on the dragon could be a little bit hard to be honest

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Not if I'm barring completely zones, I'm not, yeah, no it's okay.

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Oh wait, Diego's barge, uh-oh.

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Uhhhhhhh, well that's a gen, gen is not really a mess here.

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Nice.

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So like, I could look for the dragon here.

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I'm gonna be honest, I think I will.

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I'm just gonna pray that Kassadin doesn't come down, because if he does, then this gets

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on and I die.

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What variety is it gonna be today?

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Today is gonna be Gambo with your friends, as well as Liar's Bar, with Jinx, C, Stable

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Renado, and Joe Bard.

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So I think one of our best players, we just found a reset after Dragon, and then we can

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I'm gonna look on the top to bottom, let me show you again.

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Yeah, we're definitely gonna just show in a pickaxe.

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I feel like this game would also be better for me to go for more of a tanky build.

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Cause like especially versus like Draven.

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Draven with exhaust, like, if you didn't know the exhaust I could go assassin both other fuckers.

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Okay, so what we're going to do is we're going to play for the topside and then after topside

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clear we're going to knock on.

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We're going to knock on the Herald.

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Okay, so what we're going to do is we just play on the Ratted and then after Ratted it's

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the rest of the topside here.

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Now the thing is that I'd love to come at crab, but the chance that crab would have been gone is ridiculous so high.

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It's actually just that the flying orb you can see. Oh wow.

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Okay so we actually have the possibility to go for this crab and then after we can get to the rest of the bot side.

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I'm going to be real for you guys here, my archer is scaling really really nice here, my archer is really nice

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and Mikey there with 33 monosod Mac and you more than with 33 monosod, thank you guys

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you're going to play friend slob with Jinx later? yes we will be

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will be finally in the big leagues

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I don't know dude it's a it's okay view

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bother today so I don't know I give a

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listen the thing is guys that what if

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we're not getting you bought it think

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about it what if it wasn't actually a

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view but and they were actually just

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like almost 17,000 people watching you

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guys think there's a chance that I could

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actually be real you got this they're

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I'm gonna go like 2k a minute

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How many people are really just loving this stream?

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Think about it

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Guys realistically, what do you think the chance of that being real are?

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I don't mind going for the second

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Wow also fucked up this all to you and you have to look on the bar I know he

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doesn't have his you know that casting get zero kills let's actually work I'm a

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bod it's real okay guys let's see type one if you're a real person watching the

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stream to if you're a viewbot we actually need to see

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So now what we're going to do is we're going to play for our Shoujin and then I'll just

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hit the top to bottom.

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So you just top to bottom to dragon.

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Alright, let's see what you guys do.

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Crugs to Gromp and then after we can look on the fucking crab here and as long as we

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do that it's gonna be okay

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so we're gonna do this we're gonna play on the uh... the Raptors

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and then after Raptors you look on cloud

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get a job!

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right now it's crazy about people saying get a job

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i'm a league of legends shimmered damas

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we are literally the hardest workers on the planet with the hardest jobs

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i don't give a fuck what you think about people working on oil rig

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i don't give a fuck what you think about surgeons or doctors or shit like that

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none of those people i've ever had to deal with a five game lost streak

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and then self-detect you up for the six

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you know what i mean

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none of them

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so i don't care guys like

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What do you think about all video game this video game that being a league of legends shimmers the hardest job on the planet

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And if you don't agree your leadership is fucking delusional cheers, bro

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It's a simple as that

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We work harder than anybody on the planet

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That this isn't even a job. This is like torture, bro

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Oh big all it's nice. I'm gonna see sauce soon very perfect

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And then we can look on the dragon.

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You're a warrior? I am.

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Most people clock in to work. I clock in to a fucking battle day in, day out.

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Okay, so now we're going to do this, we're going to look for this, and after all our justry set, honestly.

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I don't really feel like playing 2a Igro right now. As long as you can secure the dragons, we're gonna win this one.

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I don't have someone you're off of nicotine today and I climbed out of iron, which I celebrate with. Congrats!

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But just think about it for a second.

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Don't you miss the feeling of calm that would take over you?

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Don't you miss how all your stresses would just wash away?

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is it?

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that's fucked

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please god do not realize

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okay

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so i've been with killing him another game though

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that's all you have to do

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okay so now we just hook on the wrappers

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and after we can look for the rest of the bot side

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or we can look on the castan

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I just got to zone him a little bit.

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Oh, wait a second, wait a sec.

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Oh god, I don't want to know what it's like.

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I'll even ghost-frame him here.

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Oh my god, they're blind!

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Wait!

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oh that sucks that sucks that sucks that sucks that sucks

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no my butt fucking smirks it's okay though

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we'll still be able to do this one this one easy

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alright how many games away are you from challenger

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You know what it feels like when people ask that?

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It's like imagine you're a trader, and you're like $900,000, right?

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And then you do one really bad trade one day, and you end up losing almost everything and

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now you got $90,000, right?

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And then it's like someone comes in, they're like, yo dude, help everything as well.

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How far away are you from being a millionaire now?

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But it's like, bro, I'm not even a fucking THOUSAND DARE anymore!

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You know what I mean? It's like you're not even a fucking THOUSAND DARE!

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So what the fuck do you even do?

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But I don't know, maybe like, 13 runs?

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Never take?

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Yeah, so now we gotta look for the bot side and then after the bot side, we can honestly look on their plugs.

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now they just gonna play on the console again

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just buying view bots shut up

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guys we're not getting view-botted it's a real viewers

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Shhhh!

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Shhhh!

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Shhhh!

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Shhhh!

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Guys, it's IT!

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Guys, we're at almost 20,000

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real viewers!

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W's in the chat for all the support!

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Shhhh!

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Shhhh!

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Alright, let's look at the...

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Let's look at the arrow though.

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Honestly, if I get that health, I'll probably just look for an invade on the stop side.

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We honestly have to look on this here.

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Nothing in the sub.

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Yeah, the only thing is you don't really have any opportunities for like ganks top ever.

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what the fuck am i listening to?

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okay, i'm gonna be honest for the first few seconds about what a hard lesson

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but i think it's gonna be about it now

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who is this guy? why do you have so many viewers?

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I'm a league shim bro we're getting re-botted that's what some random guys

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re-botted he's been doing it recently it's like everyone hi-fives was having

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like 60,000 viewers yesterday I'm like

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oh my god please please please

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I mean that's a gg just some lucky

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like what do you want me to say

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OH MY GOD MY GIN!!!

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ah post

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And uh, some stuns are 5-gifted for Shy.

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Thank you.

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Some random guy, kooky random guy.

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I mean, what would I have to gain by viewbotting? Think about it.

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The only thing that shimmers at better, like,

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let's see how the size of my right now have to gain by viewbotting?

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It's like, people just make fun of them for getting viewbotted, right?

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See, like, there's a guy that just goes around and viewbotting people.

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baby tonight beautiful now I really want to just promise you know I thought that

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was like a TP channel

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Nice nice nice nice nice nice!

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Oh man...

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Oh the captain is sitting nice, okay?

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He's sitting...

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Fuck!

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Nice.

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Okay, I want to just found the rest of the topside clear after this and then we can honestly

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be chill.

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We disappear, and as the clock, it'll feel as if we're beautiful.

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It's almost like 1-2k actual people here right now.

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Wait, let's see.

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Chat, type 1 if you're a real viewer.

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Even if you're a lurker, even if you're not followed, like everyone.

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Type 1 if you're a real viewer.

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And then 1 of you guys count it.

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We can count the real viewers.

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My guess is that we're getting divided by 10k right now, so I'm guessing we're at 3900.

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If I had to guess, now it's a bit of a crazy guess, but that's my guess.

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Don't be doing a weird attack later by the TTS.

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Bro, Snow...no, listen, that's... listen, ask Jinxie that, bro.

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Only Jinxie knows the answer, you can't ask me that.

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I wonder if we could actually play for the blue and the bot side clear.

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Like bot side clear or Loki could go crazy.

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Crazy.

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Oh, you're fucking done.

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I mean, that wasn't good, I shouldn't have done that, okay it's fine, listen, the second

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I get my random to ruin a good spot, I don't test make up whole, you guys think that'll

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work?

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Are you a real viewer?

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Yes?

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No.

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Alright guys, let's see how many real viewers we have.

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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tanner collins are some shit that don't need that dude

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it's fake don't know do not believe it

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it has to play for this you know

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caught

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dude it's not caught bro

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but he's obviously lying

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oh wow

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this is my team and I have a chance of winning this year

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Guys, I'm not kidding, I might genuinely lose this one.

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And it's like, I don't even want to say that, but I think it's true.

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They have a level 6 in Castle right now.

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Wait, no.

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Oh, no.

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Where do I claim my money for beating this game?

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Dude, guys, I am not paying Chinese viewers from China to what?

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Dude, you're making shit up.

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It's not even true.

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OK, so I'm going to be able to maybe look like bots at top here.

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What are you guys saying?

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It's the first game of the day, cursed.

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I mean like we have soul though, we just have to make sure that we kill Kassel

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Driven doesn't have exhaust this next fight either

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What the fuck are we doing retards?

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Hey Dante, this is Tanner Collins from viewblog.com.

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I would appreciate if you built Daxmi live on stream.

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Anyone enjoy the premium meal I package?

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No dude, I'm actually tilted now. Like I'm not okay, I'm actually tilted now.

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Hi, it's Raj Punjavi from View Factory. Thank you for your purchase. Let me know if you need more.

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Guys, these are obviously fake donations.

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Yo you guys know about the fucking DOLLE?

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That's the heckle of the world.

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Newbott number 13,432 years.

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Oh

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Damn I shan't tilt it we're gonna lose this game

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We're gonna lose this game because one guy just outscaled our entire team

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on my buds

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and

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I mean our gen is hitting for some good damage

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I'm gonna just die to the FUCKING CHRIST!!!

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Guys, I'm actually getting tilted.

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FUCK!

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it's my first game of the day i'm already getting tilted

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i mean you're just a minor war

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oh god we're gonna fucking lose

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i already know we're gonna lose like i already know we're gonna lose too

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No, no, maybe not, maybe not, maybe not.

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Ah, maybe not, maybe not.

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Are you fucking stupid idiot?

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Oh my god, no guys, I'm gonna be honest, this team is fucking iron.

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They're even worse than iron.

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We lost.

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We really did lose.

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Well, I'm gonna be honest, I can't even scream at you because of how total am I.

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the way that this game is going. I got my team clouds on, they're just so dis-

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Like a red ration loose.

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No, I might get genuinely fucking like tilted as fuck.

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Yeah, of course.

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I mean, peace law is fucked, though.

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It's only making a baron.

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You can probably saw it all there.

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Um...

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It's a rough one.

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Guys, it's a fucking rough one.

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I'd be lying if I said it wasn't.

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I recommend that you're the boosting servant.

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I have been having a tough time losing games recently.

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I would like to be ranked back to Diamond as soon as possible.

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I have reviewed your last few games and you seem to be the one to-

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SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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SHUT I AM!

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I'm blasting music so don't close your fuckers anymore.

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Turned by a lady, a pretty girl

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I knew it wasn't a lie

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Have a hold to this

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While you're holding a breath

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It's got the power to fell on the body

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Oh my god, hey washers are

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You are BASTED!

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Yo come on guys!

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You are the donators now!

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Fucking bastards!

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That's what I thought.

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It's a little dance now.

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Wooo!

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Alright, days off to a good start.

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Nice.

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Oh my god, that's so needed.

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easy as fuck, and uh, bagamon there in the bagamon and slug back, thank you

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can you look at the replay please, now though, we got a queue up right now

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It's like we're just showing.

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What in the fuck was that?

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I don't know either.

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Perfect end of witness by 15,000 viewbots.

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You're alone!

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Dude!

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Guys, guys, you do know, listen, even if there is someone viewbotting us, it doesn't mean

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that there is zero real viewers.

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You get this, right?

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I didn't mean that there's zero real viewers.

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You get this, right?

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Like, these chat messages are real messages.

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There are people that have been typing in the chat

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for a week, months, or years.

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Or years now.

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Like, dude, it's not perfect and witnessed by 15K view bots.

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Like, what are we even saying, dude?

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It's like it was really not.

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The fuckbook found from you.

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You guys know motherfuckin' don't!

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The best happened to me.

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And uh, Chroma there in the prime and Claymore there in the book.

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I know my mom.

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Thank you.

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Guys, you are not bots.

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Okay, you know what?

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Fine, fine.

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Prove it, prove it.

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If you're a viewbot, prime sub right now for free with Amazon Prime by linking your Amazon account to your Twitch.

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If you're actually a viewbot, okay?

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Okay, if I'm really getting view-botted right by everyone then every viewbot right now

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Sub with Amazon Prime. Let's see. Let's see how many viewbots. I'm telling you no one's gonna prime sub nobody's gonna prime sub absolutely nobody

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Because the thing is we have real fucking viewers. We have real viewers. Oh

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Wow that guy wow that guy subbed prime before the delay that caught up. Well, that's that's pretty disconcerting

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I'd say you from the farm if you shut up. Oh, no

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Guys, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo guys guys guys guys

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You guys are not view bots

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But freaks in and doc house and asur prime's and jade open 17 months on that. Thank you

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Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Donald?

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Best hacker in the world.

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Ah, well, let me do that. You and Jimny go to...

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You and I go to Jimny one day.

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Ah, we'll see. That's amazing.

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Alright.

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Oh my god.

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There's no way...

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There's no way we got 15 primes off that.

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Are you guys fucking serious?

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Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Donald?

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Guys! Are you guys fucking trying?

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Stop!

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You guys are not view bots.

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But Hunter Rick, as skeleton, oh my fucking god, uh, Fevver, BamGam, Gary, Buck, Shot,

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Medzi, that's what it sounds like for sure.

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Thank you, but you guys are not view bots, I don't care.

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You guys are not fucking view bots, bro.

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You guys are real viewers, okay?

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Well, let's make it clear.

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Insufficient funds!

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Don't us with no view bots equals 100 viewers.

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Are you guys no motherfuckin' bone?

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All bots apart from your girlfriend.

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SHE'S MY WIFE!

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Yo you guys no motherfuckin' bone?

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Best hacker in the world.

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Bro, bro, dude, you are such a horrible person.

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Did you guys read with this fuckin' asshole type?

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Look at this.

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Best hacker in the world.

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haha

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read his logs today, look

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I'm Chinese and you paid me to watch

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he's a viewbotter

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this rumor is so chill

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bad music won't help you win

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I win?

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carried

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haha

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your family doesn't count

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all bots are born

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like

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are you-are you fucking retarded dude for diving this shit?

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no way you're serious

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enjoy my damn time as well

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thank you

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heckle in the world

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I think that's bad jungles out of on

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Hi, let's get Jeremy

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stop getting you stop getting you body to give you hopes of reaching

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challenger

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we all know diamond one is where you belong

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are you a fucking moron

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are you

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dude are you a retard

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oh my fucking god

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let's focus up guys focus up

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yo you guys know motherfuckin'

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focus

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focus

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and uh... i'm seren so welcome thank you

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oh wait what the fuck

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oh my god nice nice very nice

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uh... jackson's check it out

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if i go for my rent you know i don't get too much

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HAHAHAHA, can't escape that, can't run, HAHAHAHA, can't escape that, can't run, HAHAHAHA,

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Alright, we can run. Thank Christ.

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Okay, so what we do is we just play bots atop and then we're good.

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Guys, the good news is that Briar should have other one in the game after what happens to me level one.

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But because she got like shit on her, my blue, it might actually be the one selling.

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I

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There's no I'm getting invaded again bro

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No, I was actually about to crash out bro. I don't like it. I was actually about to crash the fuck out

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Ok so the good news is we can play for the rest of our clear and then afterwards I'm going to be honest I think I definitely look on the bottom grab

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that fuck am I listening to

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game maybe it's on the battle it's on the battle for all

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When's the last time you've been to the gym?

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THIS MORNING!

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Bro, it's enough!

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You're a viewbotter, you're diamond one!

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You're gonna lose!

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SHUT UP!

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I know, I'm scaredy!

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Fuck!

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Can I get one compliment?

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One nice thing!

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Can someone say one nice thing?

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PLEASE!

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God damn it!

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Alright, let's do this up here.

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Oh my god, come on.

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Oh man, I'm just fucking that out, aren't I?

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Alright.

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So that rotates up

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You look a dapper all right, we'll take that

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You have a pretty wife

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Okay, you know what fucking I'll take that I mean

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We'll take it. We'll take it

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And I said he worked on time and the mother for months. Look back

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Let's get buddy.

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Hey Dante's, I noticed you went on a 5 game losing streak.

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Keep that up and you'll be with JYNXDI in Iron One.

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Cheers you piece of shit.

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What the fuck did I do to you?

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You know it's like, sometimes people donate these like awful messages

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and I just think myself, what the fuck did I ever do to you?

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You know what I mean?

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It's like that guy, you know what the worst part is?

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So that guy's gonna wake up in his foster home, right?

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His foster parents are gonna beat him.

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He's gonna go to the social worker.

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The social worker's gonna beat him.

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He's gonna go to school.

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The bullies are gonna beat him.

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And then who does he take it out on?

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Fuckin' Don Tess.

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So then he boots up my stream

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and starts calling me a hard-stud piece of shit bastard.

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But it's like, why the fuck am I the recipient of your anger?

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What the fuck did I do?

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What?

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That's good big ol, thank you for your game into this game to join with Hackeron.

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Aw, thank you all.

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Appreciate that.

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Harmon wants to just like kill the Shen here, Loki.

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Oh yeah we got some for sure.

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You saw me sweaty cannon, no you didn't.

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Shhh.

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Okay, I really really really want to look on the ground because then after ground we

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muck on the wolves

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Hey, don't tell us who plays together last night told you on accident wanted to say sorry

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The fuck is your sorry gonna bring me bro?

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You know what I mean? It's like it's like somebody it's like you're you said that you get a call that your parents died in like some kind of like

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Fucking freak car accident and then someone brings your doorbell the next and he's like you know dude listen

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I'm really sorry the last night

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I just got fucking hammered and I killed your fucking entire family on accident

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But it's like dude. What the fuck does that bring me with your fucking sorry, dude?

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You send me and win trade me. How about that? How about that as a fucking sorry?

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No, don't actually

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You're good bro. No, I'm on it

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I am major league and first time here. After yesterday's training, officially quickly. Thank you.

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Okay, so getting these grubs looks... oh no.

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Oh no.

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Wait, don't I win this?

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Like...

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What?

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Like...

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What?

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What?

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No, like guys, I'm...

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I'm...

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Fucking sponge bitch.

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Yeah.

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Shit.

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I forgot this shrooming song.

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Ah, anyways.

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Okay, so no one's going to have to do this.

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I think I just found my crab, but no, no, no.

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She's on my left.

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Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.

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Yes!

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Yes!

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YEES!!

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YEEEEEES!

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Oh, this is a nice one, I like this one.

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I love fucking juicent areas guys, let's go

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Even if I gank mid he just recast the end and snaps back.

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It's like imagine playing against Joan is like dating a schizophrenic person with like

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three personalities and you want to like insult them to hurt them.

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But the problem is that if you insult one of their personalities they just snap back

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to the other one and they forget everything.

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So it's like there's no point.

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Like it might as well just give your mouth shut.

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Yo Zyra!

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Where's your flash!

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BITCH!

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Okay we never even want to get the cop here.

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I'm going to reset the item, we're going to play for the dragon out basically.

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I'm gonna be honest I gotta say I don't wanna go down the side of this like man.

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I don't have swag going bald.

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Dude.

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Like.

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Fuck off!

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Please!

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FUCK OFF!

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PLEASE!

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Now my fucking hairline's getting attacked!

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Jesus!

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I have a full head of luscious hair and you're fucking jealous.

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I

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Oh, you ever eat that's okay. Let's go. Let's go back

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You're Hell in this chopped bro

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MEEEEEEEEEEEACK

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I'VE MENU AT 3 DIFFERENT CONVENTIONS IN ME ALIVE

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AT THREE BOO

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AND EVEN YOU'RE FUCKING JOINING IN

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bro no this is uh

55:37.620 --> 55:40.500
Guys chat doesn't exist today

55:40.500 --> 55:42.500
You guys are FUCKED today!

55:42.500 --> 55:44.500
You guys are FUCKED!

55:46.500 --> 55:48.500
Bro, that's crazy!

55:51.500 --> 55:54.500
Okay, we have to go boss the top and then after to welcome the red.

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Alright.

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How can I be as skinny and zesty as you?

56:14.500 --> 56:18.500
Okay, bro, like, I'm actually turning that off.

56:18.500 --> 56:22.500
This is like, at this point, it's absurd.

56:22.500 --> 56:26.500
Like, it gets to a point, bro, where it is absurd.

56:26.500 --> 56:27.500
You know what I mean?

56:27.500 --> 56:32.500
How can I be as skinny and zesty as you?

56:32.500 --> 56:34.500
Are you fucking serious?

56:34.500 --> 56:37.500
Like, that's what you're gonna ask me, dude.

56:37.500 --> 56:39.500
Fucking goddammit, bro.

56:39.500 --> 56:40.260
bro

56:40.260 --> 56:41.140
no like it

56:41.140 --> 56:45.260
no, no, no

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you guys are fucked up today

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genuinely

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oh look at this here

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Alright, let's find this.

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Very nice.

57:20.500 --> 57:23.500
Ah guys, this is a really good song by the Alakyn. Awesome.

57:34.500 --> 57:35.500
Yep.

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Oh yeah, one second.

57:39.500 --> 57:41.500
You sit down and dance your way

57:41.500 --> 57:43.500
The heart you can take

57:43.500 --> 57:45.500
Not feeling that I'm on these days

57:45.500 --> 57:49.500
You're the only one standing in my door

57:49.500 --> 57:51.500
I'm falling

57:51.500 --> 57:54.500
So I have lost your heart

57:54.500 --> 57:56.500
And I'll get my part

57:56.500 --> 57:58.500
Knowing you're killing it

57:58.500 --> 58:00.500
Girl, I crushed your system

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In the palm of my hand

58:02.500 --> 58:03.500
You're part of me

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You're just feeling it

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I know you're just feeling it

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I can't.

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I

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Can

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And now you know what the worst part is I say I'm gonna ignore my chat, so I don't have to get harassed anymore

59:13.200 --> 59:16.920
Then my fucking Malchai support in my game

59:17.440 --> 59:24.340
Says that the enemy Briar is as shit at the game as I am shit at Warcraft 3 like

59:27.120 --> 59:32.020
You you can make it up you legit like this is something that not even fucking

59:32.480 --> 59:43.260
Like, like, you, like, this is a kind of shit that not even that one guy, Doctor Strange,

59:43.260 --> 59:47.240
could fucking envision in the future because of how absurd it is.

59:47.240 --> 59:48.240
You know what I mean?

59:48.240 --> 59:50.240
I

01:00:00.480 --> 01:00:02.480
Alright

01:00:02.520 --> 01:00:07.180
Your teeth don't look straight you need a dentist

01:00:12.360 --> 01:00:16.640
Like dude is anything safe

01:00:18.240 --> 01:00:23.240
What the fuck am I going to get attacked for next?

01:00:41.240 --> 01:00:43.240
Alright, we're back up here.

01:00:43.240 --> 01:00:47.680
Oh my fucking Jesus

01:01:01.280 --> 01:01:03.280
Hey, let me lower the music for you guys

01:01:04.120 --> 01:01:07.160
This thing is I felt the music is a little bit too loud today. Am I crazy?

01:01:08.520 --> 01:01:11.600
Like am I crazy? I thought the music is like way too loud today

01:01:13.240 --> 01:01:15.240
I don't know, maybe I'm just getting older my ears are

01:01:24.240 --> 01:01:26.240
Yo, you guys know motherfucking donalds?

01:01:27.240 --> 01:01:28.240
Best heckle in the world

01:01:28.240 --> 01:01:30.240
Is KMS for one beat?

01:01:38.240 --> 01:01:40.240
Hey, you guys getting onto the door?

01:01:40.240 --> 01:01:45.440
Hey, that's my fucking revenge it's killing myself over a woman base now

01:01:46.000 --> 01:01:49.440
Because now you make it so your entire family is depressed for the rest of their lives

01:01:49.440 --> 01:01:53.780
And she's just gonna fuck some other dude and forget about you in six months. Cheers, bro

01:01:54.840 --> 01:01:57.360
They're the fucking dumbest show that you could ever do

01:02:01.640 --> 01:02:08.280
Unironically killing yourself over someone else is the stupidest thing ever because if someone ever does something bad to you, right?

01:02:08.280 --> 01:02:11.780
They want to see you suffer and they want to see you fight like fail, right?

01:02:11.880 --> 01:02:13.880
So the best way to get your revenge

01:02:14.280 --> 01:02:20.700
Unironically is to succeed so much that they want to kill themselves. That's my motivation guys

01:02:20.920 --> 01:02:27.500
My motivation like in life and the reason why never even like really seriously considered killing myself

01:02:27.500 --> 01:02:32.120
It's because I was like dude if I kill myself my hate watchers are gonna be happy

01:02:32.140 --> 01:02:36.700
But if I succeed then I'll make my hate watchers want to commit suicide

01:02:36.700 --> 01:02:41.940
a side does that make sense so it's like it's a killer be killed world bro you

01:02:41.940 --> 01:02:47.100
know what I mean it's a killer be called the world think about it

01:02:47.380 --> 01:02:51.380
alright guys can please round the back

01:02:55.060 --> 01:02:59.380
but we get the band and then after that we're good

01:03:00.900 --> 01:03:05.940
didn't you just choke yourself out after getting bad games bro the first time

01:03:05.940 --> 01:03:10.860
ever choke myself out I was in math class and I almost nutted from it I'm not

01:03:10.860 --> 01:03:15.100
even kidding I was in math class and I had my like hand here and then at one

01:03:15.100 --> 01:03:19.380
point I feel like my eyes are like turning and then I felt like I was gonna

01:03:19.380 --> 01:03:23.460
nut I was like oh my god this feels good and then afterwards I started trying to

01:03:23.460 --> 01:03:27.780
choke myself out in the math class for like the next like year but it never

01:03:27.780 --> 01:03:31.020
felt as good as the first time

01:03:31.020 --> 01:03:38.020
dude shut up we are not playing yumi it is not happening

01:03:54.780 --> 01:04:00.100
I mean mocha could actually hover the tf here

01:04:00.100 --> 01:04:04.100
Jax can hold his own, Abad can hold his own med.

01:04:05.100 --> 01:04:07.100
I can't do something.

01:04:11.100 --> 01:04:15.100
Yeah, you're not getting out bro. Not that easy.

01:04:24.100 --> 01:04:28.100
How are you on joints? I'm so small.

01:04:28.100 --> 01:04:37.060
fake Natty. Okay, that is like, dude, that is unironically, I think the craziest message

01:04:37.060 --> 01:04:44.820
I've read today. Like, it's like, calling me a natural lifter is too much of a compliment

01:04:44.820 --> 01:04:53.380
for you. So you have to insult me. So by insulting me, you call me a fake Natty, whose genetics

01:04:53.380 --> 01:04:57.880
So shit that he looks natural. I like this this is

01:04:58.620 --> 01:05:06.720
This is crazy like this like boss like dude. This is this is this is crazy. That is as actually crazy

01:05:11.920 --> 01:05:14.080
That's like genuinely fucking unreal

01:05:23.380 --> 01:05:52.380
I just saw him play for the rest of the clear map, so he can look on the side.

01:05:52.380 --> 01:05:55.980
We're gonna have to play for the dragon then after the dragon, I'll see if we can look for someone in mid.

01:06:22.380 --> 01:06:37.980
Even though I really wish I didn't have to lot, I think I was in this disaster city.

01:06:37.980 --> 01:06:42.260
I mean I'm gonna be honest, I feel like when we had to experience me that we win this one.

01:06:42.260 --> 01:06:49.380
But I'll fucking take it any day of the week.

01:06:49.380 --> 01:06:51.380
Oh

01:07:01.180 --> 01:07:03.180
Can get it in a free game now

01:07:05.540 --> 01:07:11.120
Now I think is that I'm playing if you recent jumps I've been knowing I've been like heckrim give will con Diego

01:07:11.120 --> 01:07:15.340
I want to stop playing a lot more down because she's getting like crazy buff songs flash

01:07:19.380 --> 01:07:22.220
Why not Tabi this game?

01:07:22.220 --> 01:07:26.900
Because I feel like the problem is that when you build Tabi and you don't go on an unaggressive

01:07:26.900 --> 01:07:31.700
boot option, it just makes you feel limited especially in the early game.

01:07:31.700 --> 01:07:39.700
So being able to rush two or two boots, it gives you a lot and rush down is the cheapest.

01:07:39.700 --> 01:08:02.780
guys on a real note on a real note when I first started screaming or

01:08:02.780 --> 01:08:06.220
streaming with Jengxian I used to scream all the time I would get to a point

01:08:06.220 --> 01:08:10.900
my voice would like hurt right like my throat would hurt and I would have to

01:08:10.900 --> 01:08:15.340
like eat a fuck ton of honey and do all these like eat all these things like

01:08:15.340 --> 01:08:19.940
make it feel okay enough for the next day right and over the course of time

01:08:19.940 --> 01:08:24.380
it's like my vocal cords have gotten used to it to a point nowadays where it's

01:08:24.380 --> 01:08:31.700
like my voice doesn't even hurt after is that normal or should I be worried like

01:08:31.700 --> 01:08:35.500
is it like I train my voice a point where now I'm good or should I be worried

01:08:35.500 --> 01:08:42.500
that it's like I have some kind of like a really bad problem

01:08:47.780 --> 01:08:54.780
I'm best angle kills you just play on the nexus

01:08:54.940 --> 01:08:57.260
very very nice good

01:08:57.260 --> 01:08:57.760
take those

01:09:05.500 --> 01:09:10.020
It's normal. It's normal. You might be gay. What what?

01:09:11.260 --> 01:09:13.260
What we why did I even read that out?

01:09:14.020 --> 01:09:17.380
What we why did you type that and why did I read it out?

01:09:24.260 --> 01:09:27.620
It's almost hurts less, but you can still get damage I

01:09:30.380 --> 01:09:34.860
Heard it can be bad if you start doing small coughs. I haven't had that so I think we good

01:09:35.500 --> 01:09:42.500
Let's do a bit of monster cat.

01:09:49.500 --> 01:09:55.500
So now we're unofficially back to Grandmaster.

01:09:57.500 --> 01:10:04.500
Unofficially back to Grandmaster.

01:10:05.500 --> 01:10:09.500
We run it back, let's do it. That's my church from Austin.

01:10:09.500 --> 01:10:11.500
I can run this band, but that's fine.

01:10:25.500 --> 01:10:29.500
Cancer could be re-growing yourselves too fast for it to hurt.

01:10:35.500 --> 01:10:42.500
Wait.

01:10:54.380 --> 01:11:01.380
Bro, you cannot get throw cancer from screaming too much! What I even believe you!

01:11:01.380 --> 01:11:13.820
But why the fuck did I believe that guy?

01:11:13.820 --> 01:11:15.540
Can someone tell me 6 days after what?

01:11:15.540 --> 01:11:19.580
If I'm not challenging you by the end of those 6 days, I need to file to Tarpen Springs

01:11:19.580 --> 01:11:21.580
and get beat up by JNC.

01:11:21.580 --> 01:11:33.940
Okay guys, what are we thinking here?

01:11:33.940 --> 01:11:34.940
versus.com

01:11:34.940 --> 01:11:43.900
Maybe I go dino?

01:11:43.900 --> 01:11:48.820
I'm gonna be honest, it's low-key in the lock game, it's slow-key in the lock game, bro.

01:11:48.820 --> 01:11:52.660
I know I haven't played the laugher in a while dude but it's a laugher game.

01:11:52.660 --> 01:12:00.980
It's a game of the fucking laugher this game.

01:12:00.980 --> 01:12:05.820
It's something of the laugher here for sure.

01:12:05.820 --> 01:12:12.420
I don't want to go foster ghosts.

01:12:12.420 --> 01:12:15.420
I'm a ghost, don't you think?

01:12:15.420 --> 01:12:17.780
And uh, let me tell you the problem with them.

01:12:17.780 --> 01:12:19.780
I'm better decked out in the 4 months or so.

01:12:19.780 --> 01:12:21.780
Uh, cheesy there in 2 months or so.

01:12:21.780 --> 01:12:23.780
Thank you guys.

01:12:41.780 --> 01:12:44.780
Okay. Yo, Nikolai.

01:12:44.780 --> 01:12:52.200
Can we chill out bro?

01:12:52.200 --> 01:12:57.160
This guy's like, wow.

01:12:57.160 --> 01:12:58.600
This guy's terrible at the game.

01:12:58.600 --> 01:13:01.680
Bald Diamond carried skinny bitch.

01:13:01.680 --> 01:13:03.640
Skinny fuck skinny bitch.

01:13:03.640 --> 01:13:05.280
Do you get uglier everyday?

01:13:05.280 --> 01:13:07.400
Do what you're told skinny bitch?

01:13:07.400 --> 01:13:10.880
Why you wear a tank top with branches for arms?

01:13:10.880 --> 01:13:13.720
Happy 30th birthday.

01:13:13.720 --> 01:13:18.220
Do you even go to the gym? No disrespect, skinny bitch.

01:13:18.220 --> 01:13:20.220
Maybe train in the gym.

01:13:20.220 --> 01:13:24.220
Look at all those ratty shit player.

01:13:24.220 --> 01:13:25.220
Like...

01:13:27.220 --> 01:13:29.220
Like are we fucking serious?

01:13:43.720 --> 01:13:45.780
you

01:14:13.720 --> 01:14:15.780
you

01:14:43.720 --> 01:14:45.780
you

01:15:13.720 --> 01:15:15.780
you

01:15:43.720 --> 01:15:45.780
you

01:16:13.720 --> 01:16:15.780
you

01:16:43.720 --> 01:17:05.840
Okay, so now we just look for the Folklare reply on the dragon.

01:17:05.840 --> 01:17:08.840
I might even hit 6 on the Jai to be honest.

01:17:09.840 --> 01:17:10.840
Which would be insane.

01:17:16.840 --> 01:17:18.840
But it might actually be insane.

01:17:19.840 --> 01:17:21.840
The buff is working, it actually is.

01:17:26.840 --> 01:17:30.840
It's like my offs always been kinda decent, it's like low-key it has.

01:17:30.840 --> 01:17:38.960
And this is like the perfect game, like they lock in the mouse so hard, the only charm

01:17:38.960 --> 01:17:43.640
that you can realistically go is all off, like that's all you can do.

01:17:43.640 --> 01:17:48.640
And if I get a run run later, then Ash and Viego are both going to do no damage, it's going to be sick.

01:18:13.640 --> 01:18:29.760
Okay, so now what we do is we just play for the dragon and then afterwards I'll use the

01:18:29.760 --> 01:18:31.480
play top crab.

01:18:31.480 --> 01:18:35.480
Am I a little worried that they collapse on us?

01:18:35.480 --> 01:18:38.880
Yeah, but I think it's okay.

01:18:38.880 --> 01:18:45.880
Okay so now on Risa we actually get our Strivebreaker.

01:18:45.880 --> 01:18:48.880
Go.

01:18:48.880 --> 01:18:57.560
Wooo we fucking take those baby let's go.

01:18:57.560 --> 01:18:58.560
Maybe they even get the double.

01:18:58.560 --> 01:18:59.560
Yeah let's do the double.

01:18:59.560 --> 01:19:00.560
Easy as fuck.

01:19:00.560 --> 01:19:01.560
Uh definitely need Tabi.

01:19:01.560 --> 01:19:02.560
Max.

01:19:02.560 --> 01:19:03.560
Yeah you have to take it.

01:19:03.560 --> 01:19:04.560
You have to.

01:19:04.560 --> 01:19:05.560
Max.

01:19:06.560 --> 01:19:08.560
Yeah, you have to take it, Yossi.

01:19:16.560 --> 01:19:18.560
Okay, I'm gonna run up here, we're gonna look on the scrub.

01:19:18.560 --> 01:19:19.560
What the fuck?

01:19:21.560 --> 01:19:23.560
It's normally does 600.

01:19:34.560 --> 01:19:51.320
I mean he's gonna die no matter what I'm taking some time tops right now you take my boy take

01:19:51.320 --> 01:19:55.320
everything from you fucking piece of shit

01:20:03.640 --> 01:20:07.560
that's actually like super good for us

01:20:08.960 --> 01:20:13.480
let me show you guys a crazy play

01:20:21.320 --> 01:20:46.600
I mean I should be playing greedy like that though if I just focus I'm just running for

01:20:46.600 --> 01:20:47.600
free.

01:20:47.600 --> 01:20:49.600
I need to never do that shit again.

01:20:49.600 --> 01:20:51.600
Alright, so listen, next back?

01:20:53.940 --> 01:20:56.940
Why do I feel like glancing at screws on this? I'm gonna be fucking crazy.

01:21:00.820 --> 01:21:02.820
I mean, I'll just like the Tabi over.

01:21:03.080 --> 01:21:06.080
Tabi just shuts on Ash, but let me look.

01:21:13.720 --> 01:21:15.720
Looks like training force goes really hard.

01:21:15.720 --> 01:21:21.120
Strybreaker into experimental hex plate or death stones.

01:21:21.120 --> 01:21:24.720
Okay so some of this guy's second we're not doing, but it looks like lots of miscreaves

01:21:24.720 --> 01:21:25.720
are actually good.

01:21:25.720 --> 01:21:30.720
That's what I was thinking too.

01:21:30.720 --> 01:21:44.720
Okay so what we'll do then is second item, I should go like a straight up DD here.

01:21:44.720 --> 01:21:49.720
VD should be like huge. We get the death sands, after the death sands we'll do Hux fight.

01:21:58.720 --> 01:22:00.720
Or have jungle, yeah. Or have jungles really good.

01:22:03.720 --> 01:22:07.720
Well, it's kind of like situational depending on the enemy comp, but it's not like not viable.

01:22:08.720 --> 01:22:11.720
He was always like made to be a jungler anyways to be fair.

01:22:14.720 --> 01:22:21.720
that

01:22:25.600 --> 01:22:28.800
so what would actually be better is if you don't even take magical full round

01:22:28.800 --> 01:22:35.800
let's try

01:22:35.800 --> 01:22:43.200
so the wolves are going to be up here

01:22:43.200 --> 01:22:49.200
question is I want to get my crugs for the wolves

01:22:49.200 --> 01:22:56.200
lucky us

01:23:05.800 --> 01:23:31.600
I mean, I'm gonna be honest some Morgana could have flashed over the wall and ulted.

01:23:31.600 --> 01:23:36.600
No this looks okay though.

01:23:36.600 --> 01:23:41.600
Fuck I'm gonna just roll this.

01:23:41.600 --> 01:23:46.600
She just rolled this to be honest.

01:23:46.600 --> 01:23:50.600
Like you got a god taken by a thing and then...

01:23:50.600 --> 01:23:59.600
I needed her to back my thing, she just said that.

01:23:59.600 --> 01:24:03.600
So greedy? Well it's not a thing of it being greedy, like that play would have actually worked.

01:24:05.600 --> 01:24:08.600
The only problem is that we got like pretty much nothing from Morgana before I died.

01:24:18.600 --> 01:24:19.600
Okay...

01:24:19.600 --> 01:24:23.600
I think on best angle chairs we actually play on top counter and then we look on only top side mid.

01:24:23.600 --> 01:24:29.840
You can't expect soul queue teammates to flash to you.

01:24:29.840 --> 01:24:33.660
I mean like I agree with you, but I feel like when you're playing in the lightness of a

01:24:33.660 --> 01:24:37.640
marbracad you can have like at least a percentage of you that still believes in the goodness

01:24:37.640 --> 01:24:38.640
of humanity.

01:24:38.640 --> 01:24:43.480
You know I mean it's like you're still going to get a light down 80% time, but there's

01:24:43.480 --> 01:24:45.080
like a small party that's like what the...

01:24:53.600 --> 01:24:54.600
What?

01:24:54.600 --> 01:24:55.600
Somebody.

01:24:55.600 --> 01:25:00.600
Thanks for unbanning me less than three.

01:25:00.600 --> 01:25:01.600
I gotcha.

01:25:01.600 --> 01:25:02.600
I gotcha.

01:25:02.600 --> 01:25:20.600
Okay, so Viego is going bot because bot is there, so I'm gonna play right now.

01:25:20.600 --> 01:25:22.600
I don't know, it's worth so hard every game.

01:25:22.600 --> 01:25:25.600
Where did Dark Vader get his shoes from?

01:25:25.600 --> 01:25:26.600
The Game Mall.

01:25:26.600 --> 01:25:28.600
Guys, no, no, no, no.

01:25:28.600 --> 01:25:30.600
We're not starting this, we're not starting this.

01:25:30.600 --> 01:25:32.600
Like, I'm at a point now where I won my first two games a day,

01:25:32.600 --> 01:25:34.600
so I'm actually kind of untilted.

01:25:34.600 --> 01:25:36.600
And it's like, I actually feel like tryharding.

01:25:36.600 --> 01:25:38.600
We're not gonna start with the troll shit again.

01:25:39.600 --> 01:25:42.600
It's like, look, just give me a chance to lock in, bro.

01:25:42.600 --> 01:25:44.600
We could actually end Challenger Day, Loki.

01:25:50.600 --> 01:26:06.600
Okay, Raptors, let me look on the blue.

01:26:06.600 --> 01:26:22.600
I'm just looking on the Crogs and we should be good.

01:26:22.600 --> 01:26:23.600
Jesus.

01:26:23.600 --> 01:26:30.600
Okay, so we're going to be looking for a Forman bot here.

01:26:30.600 --> 01:26:37.600
Let them over commit all this for nothing.

01:26:48.040 --> 01:26:55.040
They're from the ward?

01:27:00.600 --> 01:27:23.000
And so Chase is with my Q, nice!

01:27:23.000 --> 01:27:48.160
She actually buried a guy, fuck me man She just hits every shield in the world

01:27:48.160 --> 01:27:52.160
So we're gonna have to, you know, we're gonna have to just like find a reason so I can get my best sounds.

01:27:53.160 --> 01:27:54.160
Bro.

01:27:55.160 --> 01:27:57.160
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donal?

01:27:57.160 --> 01:27:59.160
Best Hecarim in the world.

01:28:00.160 --> 01:28:02.160
They're just so fuckin' hates.

01:28:04.160 --> 01:28:06.160
Okay, so we got our best sounds down, which is good.

01:28:06.160 --> 01:28:08.160
Uh, next item...

01:28:08.160 --> 01:28:10.160
Let me try to think.

01:28:15.160 --> 01:28:16.160
Let me think.

01:28:18.160 --> 01:28:20.720
Oh, guys, what could actually go hard, let me see.

01:28:22.520 --> 01:28:23.520
Let me actually think.

01:28:30.560 --> 01:28:34.720
Oh, I think next item low key.

01:28:34.720 --> 01:28:37.680
We do Hexblade, honestly.

01:28:37.680 --> 01:28:38.520
Yep, I like that.

01:28:40.560 --> 01:28:41.920
We're gonna go dragon and then afterwards.

01:28:41.920 --> 01:28:44.400
Well, folk are upwards, get the hell about her.

01:28:44.400 --> 01:28:46.400
I

01:28:47.040 --> 01:28:49.440
See it's a stop fucking being a kid. Oh, you'll talk

01:29:00.040 --> 01:29:05.600
I can't you don't want to get killed it, but I know you were tilted when you believed you got throat cancer from yelling

01:29:14.400 --> 01:29:16.340
My house my house

01:29:16.340 --> 01:29:18.060
Take a trip to my house

01:29:18.060 --> 01:29:20.020
My house my house

01:29:20.020 --> 01:29:21.880
Take a trip to my house

01:29:21.880 --> 01:29:23.940
My house my house

01:29:23.940 --> 01:29:25.120
Take a trip to my-

01:29:31.400 --> 01:29:34.320
I'm the greatest!

01:29:36.240 --> 01:29:37.240
Oh shit

01:29:37.240 --> 01:29:44.240
summer w

01:29:51.740 --> 01:29:54.740
i want to use my f, i use my impression to those guys

01:30:07.240 --> 01:30:20.340
Okay, next time we did say we want to do Hexplay though.

01:30:20.340 --> 01:30:27.660
And then after Hexplay, we're gonna run it up on, uh, on fucking, uh, Randwins.

01:30:27.660 --> 01:30:33.580
Unless I even want to do Randwins first then, Hexplay?

01:30:33.580 --> 01:30:34.580
Nothing better.

01:31:00.080 --> 01:31:01.580
I have an empty run run first.

01:31:03.580 --> 01:31:05.580
I can't do it!

01:31:30.940 --> 01:31:32.940
What?

01:31:33.580 --> 01:31:34.580
No flash?

01:31:51.580 --> 01:31:53.580
Now you know what to be honest, I think I go this before that.

01:31:53.580 --> 01:31:54.580
What?

01:32:00.580 --> 01:32:02.580
I, I've heard that, yeah, actually.

01:32:03.580 --> 01:32:11.580
And when there was this meme that went like a bit viral being like girls and their boyfriends

01:32:11.580 --> 01:32:17.860
and then it was like the fucking like the rap from flush away and then like this one like

01:32:17.860 --> 01:32:23.460
kind of like animal that was like like all done up with make up and shit like that, and

01:32:23.460 --> 01:32:25.460
Maybe we're like, wait, that's the area.

01:32:42.460 --> 01:32:46.460
See, it sucks because our disabled topper is just fucking spinning.

01:32:53.460 --> 01:33:21.860
What did she just do?

01:33:21.860 --> 01:33:23.860
Did she just solo suss the game?

01:33:51.860 --> 01:34:12.460
I'll do randoms and then we might do like Saras.

01:34:12.460 --> 01:34:14.460
And then this hunger could be interesting, won't be.

01:34:42.460 --> 01:35:05.540
I was just in bottom of my stash every fight like that.

01:35:05.540 --> 01:35:07.540
get out on her auto her like five times she's not a model

01:35:07.540 --> 01:35:09.540
one

01:35:13.540 --> 01:35:15.540
you have a run run soon too

01:35:18.540 --> 01:35:20.540
what

01:35:20.540 --> 01:35:23.540
donkeys i'm trying to carry cause my laners are tin can

01:35:23.540 --> 01:35:24.540
yep

01:35:24.540 --> 01:35:26.540
should i use bolly, warwick or zack

01:35:26.540 --> 01:35:28.540
warwick or bolly

01:35:28.540 --> 01:35:30.540
i would say probably warwick though

01:35:30.540 --> 01:35:32.540
warwick if you're lower elo

01:35:32.540 --> 01:35:34.540
bolly if you're like needy meelo

01:35:34.540 --> 01:35:36.540
nothing on zack though

01:35:43.540 --> 01:35:44.540
alright

01:35:44.540 --> 01:35:46.540
well guys there's good news

01:35:46.540 --> 01:35:48.540
the good news is that we're finally getting our annuants now

01:35:50.540 --> 01:35:54.540
and ashes and then we're fucking close to LVR

01:36:04.540 --> 01:36:13.660
Let me do not need you to go the Andries you're worthless. We don't need you on damage. We need you on Sonos

01:36:34.540 --> 01:36:35.540
Thank you, Ron.

01:36:39.420 --> 01:36:40.420
Thanks a lot.

01:37:04.540 --> 01:37:20.540
You guys know motherfuckin' total?

01:37:20.540 --> 01:37:33.980
That's not from the world.

01:37:33.980 --> 01:37:36.820
fucking lumberjack is chopping down the trees right now guys

01:37:39.820 --> 01:37:41.820
I wonder if that's actually game winning, probably like in head

01:37:56.320 --> 01:37:58.320
I'm gonna be honest, I kinda wanna go seek snacks

01:38:03.980 --> 01:38:16.980
I've just enough. Unless I want to do lock it? Do I want lock it or do I want Ziggs?

01:38:16.980 --> 01:38:22.980
I'm gonna be honest with you Ziggs. I like that game Ziggs, okay.

01:38:22.980 --> 01:38:30.980
If I could get any item I would BGA, but I want to get like an immediate power spike.

01:38:30.980 --> 01:38:41.980
Is all of jungling good? It can be good depending on the contrast. It's definitely not like unviable, but it's also not like the strongest pick in the game.

01:38:47.980 --> 01:38:54.980
For me, I realize that their entire team is about low mobility, high CC, so I say if I go all out here, I just completely carry this.

01:39:00.980 --> 01:39:17.180
And then after, we'll get an elixir.

01:39:17.180 --> 01:39:21.420
I'm probably with the elixir now, the strongest I'm ever going to be.

01:39:21.420 --> 01:39:22.420
Not necessarily true.

01:39:22.420 --> 01:39:28.420
I've heard of some of my Zeke's for a Guardian Angel, I would be even stronger.

01:39:39.420 --> 01:39:41.420
Oh my ghost is up too, this is huge.

01:39:43.420 --> 01:39:44.420
You have to TP.

01:39:52.420 --> 01:40:02.420
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.

01:40:02.420 --> 01:40:12.420
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.

01:40:12.420 --> 01:40:18.740
Yeah, they can't do shit against me, bro, either just running them, I fucking run a muck

01:40:18.740 --> 01:40:19.740
inside of all of them.

01:40:19.740 --> 01:40:22.740
There's there's nothing they can do.

01:40:22.740 --> 01:40:36.500
They were literally doing zero damage to me that game, bro.

01:40:36.500 --> 01:40:40.260
Literally zero fucking damage.

01:40:40.260 --> 01:40:43.940
I actually even have her LDR by the end of the game so she was unironically worthless.

01:40:48.940 --> 01:40:51.220
And uh, Booshie, 3rd to 1, start the back.

01:40:51.220 --> 01:40:54.020
Uh, Reilu and Boonie, thing as for the Prime as well.

01:40:54.020 --> 01:40:56.180
Uh, Kirk, thanks for the Prime.

01:40:56.180 --> 01:40:58.020
And I also like the Prime as well.

01:41:00.140 --> 01:41:01.340
I actually go to pick.

01:41:01.340 --> 01:41:04.180
No, I'm telling you, anytime me and me locks them also I'm mid.

01:41:04.180 --> 01:41:05.820
Best thing that you could ever do.

01:41:05.820 --> 01:41:06.580
Oh, off.

01:41:06.580 --> 01:41:08.100
Always, always, always.

01:41:10.260 --> 01:41:19.140
Let's see what Busting can do.

01:41:19.140 --> 01:41:20.660
How close are you to Challenger now?

01:41:20.660 --> 01:41:29.780
Well, Challenger is still like 800 ish LP, so we're about 550.

01:41:29.780 --> 01:41:32.580
What did they peak yesterday at?

01:41:32.580 --> 01:41:37.300
Oh, it's true, yesterday we never actually like head Godmaster, so it doesn't show the

01:41:37.300 --> 01:41:38.300
peak.

01:41:38.300 --> 01:41:44.900
you'd be like 650 though, didn't we? So I would say maybe like what, 9 wins away

01:41:44.900 --> 01:41:50.460
right now? Potentially? Olaf is good because of the SCC immune? Yeah, because the

01:41:50.460 --> 01:41:55.580
thing is, I think I'm at this okay. Mausoleum is a champion that has no mobility. So what

01:41:55.580 --> 01:41:58.820
that means is that if you ever get on top of Mausoleum hard, he can't get away from

01:41:58.820 --> 01:42:03.100
you. So the way that Mausoleum functions is just by ulting you, you can't do

01:42:03.100 --> 01:42:07.380
anything for like three seconds, right? So if you lock in Olaf, the reason why

01:42:07.380 --> 01:42:14.700
Everything becomes solved is because now mouse are trying salting you he's signing cell and then you literally just beat him to death

01:42:20.260 --> 01:42:22.260
Literally

01:42:22.260 --> 01:42:50.800
I think the next clash is early june, the next clash is like early june, all right, Rengar

01:42:50.800 --> 01:42:52.800
Ziggs, what are you thinking here guys?

01:42:54.240 --> 01:42:57.520
Pregum is banned. I'm kind of liking the idea of Mastery.

01:43:05.080 --> 01:43:08.780
How does Mastery do versus Rengar? I'd assume it's a good match up for me.

01:43:08.780 --> 01:43:21.340
oh yeah come on no cc no cc no cc no cc I'll take it I'll take it we're going

01:43:21.340 --> 01:43:30.340
to use this game I'll take it I didn't did the week

01:43:30.340 --> 01:43:34.860
but I feel like that sprang our top of your jungle but it would your jungle

01:43:34.860 --> 01:43:38.460
batting hecron would be so strange

01:43:44.580 --> 01:43:48.540
like you're genuinely be so strange

01:43:51.540 --> 01:43:55.820
go Lux you chud yeah we did that yesterday worse mistake of my life never

01:43:55.820 --> 01:44:02.420
again thank you

01:44:04.860 --> 01:44:14.220
Okay, so it's right, it is Rengar, Kaputir, jungle, but I feel like Master Yi is still

01:44:14.220 --> 01:44:16.820
like fine versus Udyr.

01:44:16.820 --> 01:44:19.660
As long as I get a Silcaps this game will be okay.

01:44:19.660 --> 01:44:22.900
Yo, you guys know about the fucking Dorrel?

01:44:22.900 --> 01:44:24.900
Best happen in the world.

01:44:24.900 --> 01:44:27.900
And I just didn't even try to knock him down.

01:44:27.900 --> 01:44:28.900
Thank you.

01:44:28.900 --> 01:44:46.260
Alright. Um, I definitely want to clear the ward spot. I kind of want to ignore my shed

01:44:46.260 --> 01:44:57.660
in this game. Go next game, Kindred. If there's a good game for Kindred, I'd be down. Yesterday

01:44:57.660 --> 01:45:21.860
was a fun game for it. Alright, let's go guys.

01:45:21.860 --> 01:45:26.460
Okay, so game is looking like it's actually easily carryable for me.

01:45:27.460 --> 01:45:32.860
The only thing about this game is that I might honestly want to do Glather and King as my third item here.

01:45:37.260 --> 01:45:40.460
Normally I never build Glather and King, but I think it would actually be good this game.

01:45:44.560 --> 01:45:45.460
Not against it.

01:45:46.060 --> 01:45:49.460
Unless I even do Book as my rush and I skip out on Kraken.

01:45:49.460 --> 01:45:58.900
What's the one raid on that?

01:45:58.900 --> 01:46:08.740
Because then that actually solves so many issues.

01:46:08.740 --> 01:46:11.820
Warcrush is 49% on raid, Kraken is 52%.

01:46:11.820 --> 01:46:18.060
Is there a reason why them?

01:46:18.060 --> 01:46:24.780
So Bork Gwensuz is 52% summon rate.

01:46:24.780 --> 01:46:32.700
Kraken Gwensuz is 53.5.

01:46:32.700 --> 01:46:37.500
I'm gonna be honest, I think it's worth a go skin, Malokti.

01:46:37.500 --> 01:46:43.660
I'll think about it, I'll think about it.

01:46:43.660 --> 01:46:46.660
There's always a chance you could get invaded here, so I want to be a bit careful.

01:46:54.660 --> 01:46:55.660
Alright.

01:46:59.660 --> 01:47:01.660
I don't know how we can just play on the uh...

01:47:02.660 --> 01:47:03.660
Crab.

01:47:05.660 --> 01:47:06.660
Just gonna smite.

01:47:13.660 --> 01:47:39.660
Honestly, I'll take it if I can double crab, like we got the Udyr's flash, plus double crab.

01:47:39.660 --> 01:47:41.660
And it's like no risk to, you know what I mean?

01:47:41.660 --> 01:47:43.660
We didn't have to risk shit for that.

01:47:43.660 --> 01:47:45.660
Super insane.

01:47:47.660 --> 01:47:49.660
He's going for this. Come, please.

01:47:52.660 --> 01:47:54.660
This guy's very fucking mad, by the way.

01:48:00.660 --> 01:48:02.660
Yo, you guys know what the fuck it's all about?

01:48:02.660 --> 01:48:04.660
Best hacker in the world.

01:48:04.660 --> 01:48:06.660
Alright, now we reset.

01:48:06.660 --> 01:48:10.820
Okay, I thought about a more we're gonna go crack and fuck it

01:48:13.700 --> 01:48:18.740
It is what it is. Let's hope for the best. Okay, let me unplug my mouse. That's enough

01:48:22.500 --> 01:48:24.500
Should be charging up

01:48:36.660 --> 01:48:42.920
I mean, there's no way that Udyr is actually waiting in this bush, right?

01:48:42.920 --> 01:48:43.920
He is in Shry?

01:48:43.920 --> 01:48:50.920
Where's his side of this bush?

01:48:50.920 --> 01:48:51.920
Me?

01:48:51.920 --> 01:48:52.920
DUDE!

01:48:52.920 --> 01:48:53.920
BRUH!

01:48:53.920 --> 01:49:02.920
Oh my god, imagine I would have gotten that.

01:49:02.920 --> 01:49:03.920
got for my smite.

01:49:03.920 --> 01:49:13.000
Okay, well now the shooter's entire game is fucked by the way, like it's their game

01:49:13.000 --> 01:49:14.000
over for them.

01:49:14.000 --> 01:49:17.000
I thought, I thought for the fucking game.

01:49:17.000 --> 01:49:38.000
Let's go on the rest of the bot side, we're good.

01:49:38.000 --> 01:49:41.000
So now all we can do is we can just finish these raptors and after we can look on the

01:49:41.000 --> 01:49:43.540
uh... crugs

01:49:43.540 --> 01:49:47.180
are you going to play expedition 33? nope

01:49:47.180 --> 01:49:49.420
i think it doesn't look like i didn't enjoy it bro

01:49:49.420 --> 01:49:56.420
it looks like a glorified rage shadow legend to be honest

01:49:56.980 --> 01:50:03.980
which like it can be okay but it's not my style

01:50:03.980 --> 01:50:10.980
Okay, there's always a chance that he's on the scrum. Can we please invade this?

01:50:17.980 --> 01:50:18.980
Look at him.

01:50:31.980 --> 01:50:32.980
Watch out.

01:50:32.980 --> 01:50:34.980
Sionult

01:50:47.860 --> 01:50:51.540
That's the reason I didn't start with the Q because I knew that if I were to start with my Q

01:50:51.540 --> 01:50:54.300
I couldn't have like a job turret aggro and I would have died

01:50:54.460 --> 01:50:58.660
So I was saying I'll just run at him out of him first and then after it's a job turret aggro with Q with this one

01:51:02.980 --> 01:51:08.740
This one, this mix, Loki starts a follow-up to be honest, like it's good for the first like 30 minutes and after it's kind of like whatever

01:51:21.460 --> 01:51:23.700
Okay, and then I would just get this one can reset

01:51:23.700 --> 01:51:36.400
Hi, we recalled top to bottom here and we're going to be good.

01:51:36.400 --> 01:51:42.500
But Mastery game is FF football and we have a Shen bro, think about that too for a second.

01:51:42.500 --> 01:51:46.420
Wow, great flash by Quinn.

01:51:46.420 --> 01:51:48.420
Yeah, this game is awesome for them.

01:51:48.420 --> 01:51:51.820
But it's really lost.

01:51:51.820 --> 01:51:54.500
I would say that's about a 5% chance to win.

01:51:55.940 --> 01:51:58.660
No, not even. 0% chance.

01:51:59.060 --> 01:52:01.620
Quinn is going to perma roam with like no contesting.

01:52:02.020 --> 01:52:04.740
I'm just running over Udyr perma, we have a Shen.

01:52:05.260 --> 01:52:07.700
Kui locks it down with the magic damage, it's over.

01:52:07.700 --> 01:52:25.140
I don't want to give them an objective, sure.

01:52:25.140 --> 01:52:32.420
Yeah, so I'm obviously not getting fucking shit.

01:52:32.420 --> 01:52:35.340
But you guys want to know what's so funny, though?

01:52:35.340 --> 01:52:37.860
Do you know the reason I'm not able to play Hecarim?

01:52:38.540 --> 01:52:44.220
It's because I'm playing in lobbies and there are people from the previous lobbies that just saw the name Dante

01:52:44.220 --> 01:52:48.800
So then they just auto batten Hecarim like this guy was in my last game right so he knows I'm in Q

01:52:48.800 --> 01:52:50.800
So he just banned Hecarim in his next lobby

01:52:51.580 --> 01:52:56.420
That's why it's like a get-so point where it's like we might not play Hecarim like literally five games in a row

01:52:56.420 --> 01:52:58.720
You know because it's just like it's always bad

01:52:59.500 --> 01:53:02.740
Because people are like oh yeah, don't some lobby don't some lobby don't see the lobby

01:53:02.740 --> 01:53:09.740
I mean, I'm performing often, so fuck do I care.

01:53:25.440 --> 01:53:29.940
We should not build that. That's not fault.

01:53:29.940 --> 01:53:31.940
Quinzel kills him, non-issue.

01:53:35.040 --> 01:53:37.540
So we definitely do have to do Tabi for Shadowscreen.

01:53:48.740 --> 01:53:50.440
What, we just put on the Shroomer mode?

01:53:50.440 --> 01:53:52.440
Well, they would still see it at the end of the game screen, right?

01:53:52.440 --> 01:53:55.940
They would still see Dawn Test, or the next game that they could, like, predict.

01:53:59.940 --> 01:54:13.140
I thought you played Zahin a lot? Yeah, but I stopped. Because the thing is I probably

01:54:13.140 --> 01:54:17.220
would constantly nerf it and it doesn't really feel like it's that great anymore as a jungler,

01:54:17.220 --> 01:54:21.820
which really blows because I enjoyed it a lot. I mean, this is because I need to only

01:54:21.820 --> 01:54:26.580
play with Triforce nowadays, so I'll try it. I might try one last game of it sometime soon

01:54:26.580 --> 01:54:28.580
the chalkboard's just to see, but...

01:54:56.580 --> 01:54:58.580
What?

01:55:13.580 --> 01:55:15.580
The leader really lives with 1HG

01:55:22.580 --> 01:55:25.580
I'm gonna be honest, it's kinda crazy how we're losing these fights

01:55:26.580 --> 01:55:32.580
Damn, chance of losing went from 5% to like, 10%

01:55:32.580 --> 01:55:38.580
Ok, anyways, we'll look for a top to bot folk turn, I'll just play safe around the dragon spawn some

01:55:38.580 --> 01:55:41.580
No more dives, no more dives

01:55:44.580 --> 01:55:48.580
At 30% Ziggs can double the turrets

01:55:48.580 --> 01:55:50.580
30% is what? 2.7k?

01:55:56.580 --> 01:56:03.580
Nice! He didn't even get the turret that's huge.

01:56:19.860 --> 01:56:24.860
Yeah we definitely need to get some kind of items like heal for Shurva.

01:56:26.580 --> 01:56:28.580
I

01:56:40.840 --> 01:56:44.280
Food ears here I think I think

01:56:44.280 --> 01:56:46.280
Jesus

01:56:54.280 --> 01:56:57.220
All right, it's good to just clear out that board here

01:57:01.120 --> 01:57:04.920
Honestly, we should wait for the timer of Shun's up being up before we even start this

01:57:04.920 --> 01:57:09.920
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' DOLLO?

01:57:09.920 --> 01:57:10.920
Best ever.

01:57:10.920 --> 01:57:12.920
So our best angle here is we just play on the Krugs.

01:57:12.920 --> 01:57:15.920
And then after Krugs we can book on the Raptors, seriously.

01:57:15.920 --> 01:57:18.920
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' DOLLO?

01:57:18.920 --> 01:57:21.920
Ooh, take it with me, guys.

01:57:26.920 --> 01:57:29.920
No, I'm not going for the Sion, though. They're all top.

01:57:29.920 --> 01:57:30.920
We can just take this.

01:58:04.920 --> 01:58:11.240
vision he's just like guessing I'm going to push oh what the fuck

01:58:14.560 --> 01:58:23.080
oh no I might be dead fuck me okay whatever they're five manning okay so

01:58:23.080 --> 01:58:26.480
we'll just start blowing towards our glances

01:58:26.480 --> 01:58:31.480
The daunt is enjoying now, let's get dais.

01:58:31.480 --> 01:58:35.980
But dais are in the fight, and match up there when the heroes are coming back, and bygones

01:58:35.980 --> 01:58:37.480
they are in the fight too, welcome.

01:58:37.480 --> 01:58:42.280
And guys, it's time to recommend a good bottom champion, whichever one you think looks the

01:58:42.280 --> 01:58:43.280
coolest.

01:58:43.280 --> 01:58:44.280
That's always the best answer.

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Yo you guys know motherfuckin' soul?

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I can't think of any problem.

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Okay we have to look for a top to bottom and afterwards we can maybe reset and look on the cab here.

01:59:04.280 --> 01:59:07.280
Like honestly I'm actually feeling good about this game right now.

01:59:14.280 --> 01:59:18.280
The only thing is Rengar is roaming at considerable amounts.

01:59:21.280 --> 01:59:28.280
now, unless, you know what?

01:59:33.280 --> 01:59:36.280
I think it's my ult's not up yet.

01:59:43.280 --> 01:59:46.280
I'm not installing my rally.

01:59:51.280 --> 01:59:56.280
I'm not using my E in case they try contesting, but I need up my E up for the fight.

02:00:10.280 --> 02:00:13.280
Okay, well honestly, listen, we got the Udyr's flash on to secure the Herald.

02:00:14.280 --> 02:00:16.280
I just don't know what the fuck is going on with the team.

02:00:16.280 --> 02:00:19.280
But yeah, it just feels like everything is just so weird.

02:00:21.280 --> 02:00:23.280
Shaxxion is not bad too.

02:00:25.280 --> 02:00:27.280
Oh yeah, wait, my shen not alt.

02:00:28.280 --> 02:00:30.280
Wait, my shen can not be alted there.

02:00:30.280 --> 02:00:31.280
Wait, what?

02:00:31.280 --> 02:00:32.280
Oh, okay, cool.

02:00:33.280 --> 02:00:36.280
Anyways, so now we have to see if we can level up first.

02:00:47.280 --> 02:00:50.280
Oh no, I'm feeling good about this game right now.

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I'm just gonna do desons, starting to gork.

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Oh like maybe I skip out on gork all together and I go desons into terminus.

02:01:15.360 --> 02:01:20.960
That's another angle for me to terminus.

02:01:20.960 --> 02:01:27.960
i don't even mind that i think it sounds like interesting

02:01:34.720 --> 02:01:35.720
kind of not bad

02:01:50.960 --> 02:01:53.020
you

02:02:20.960 --> 02:02:23.020
you

02:02:50.960 --> 02:02:53.020
you

02:03:20.960 --> 02:03:23.020
you

02:03:50.960 --> 02:03:53.020
you

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I'm going to be honest with you, I'm not going to be honest with you.

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I'm gonna be honest guys, I think we actually might lose.

02:05:28.260 --> 02:05:30.260
The turret dive might have thrown the game.

02:05:32.260 --> 02:05:36.260
Why not Bork? I was considering between Bork and Trackin first.

02:05:42.260 --> 02:05:43.260
Ohhhh.

02:05:43.260 --> 02:05:45.260
I mean the problem too is like,

02:05:45.260 --> 02:05:51.780
I don't know, Quinn's build is literally a good build for only squishy targets and

02:05:53.980 --> 02:05:58.060
We're getting like three tanks, so I don't know either about that either

02:06:09.580 --> 02:06:11.900
I'm wondering if there's any chance for a ball sign made here

02:06:15.260 --> 02:06:17.260
Oh

02:06:42.020 --> 02:06:44.020
There's my

02:06:45.260 --> 02:07:04.940
this is horrible this is like legit fucking horrible wait wait wait

02:07:04.940 --> 02:07:23.220
Oh my god, if I get this shut down too close close close

02:07:23.220 --> 02:07:28.220
This is good though 3.2k in the bank now, we can carry

02:07:42.220 --> 02:07:46.220
Hey guys, we're literally chilling on 3.3k gold now, we can actually win

02:07:47.220 --> 02:07:49.220
I think we might actually have to do Borg though

02:07:49.220 --> 02:07:52.220
I got to return the NUS.

02:07:52.220 --> 02:07:56.220
Yeah, I'll just go, I'll go like a full aggressive build.

02:07:59.220 --> 02:08:02.220
Other thing I just have to, for solo stanks.

02:08:19.220 --> 02:08:21.220
I

02:08:32.940 --> 02:08:34.940
Don't have

02:08:42.820 --> 02:08:44.820
Might have to watch

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and

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i don't know what you're saying

02:09:14.220 --> 02:09:24.220
20 hours of streaming and 4 hours of sleep and night eating like shit

02:09:24.220 --> 02:09:28.220
microwave burgers that I eat in the car

02:09:28.220 --> 02:09:32.220
dog shit's not fair enough

02:09:32.220 --> 02:09:37.220
I mean are cleaning just a fucking stupid retard isn't she

02:09:37.220 --> 02:09:40.220
good job

02:09:40.220 --> 02:09:42.220
Challenger...

02:09:44.220 --> 02:09:46.220
But even though you might have been a challenger, it's not that bad.

02:09:46.220 --> 02:09:47.220
Canceling.

02:09:47.220 --> 02:09:49.220
Guys, remind me of juice up for this one.

02:09:50.220 --> 02:09:54.220
Because the thing is, when I came to Korea, I wasn't just with the goal of being a challenger.

02:09:55.220 --> 02:10:00.220
It was with the goal of proving that I am the best fucking player in the world.

02:10:00.220 --> 02:10:02.220
Now we have another challenger.

02:10:02.220 --> 02:10:04.220
Because sure, you might have been a challenger.

02:10:04.220 --> 02:10:08.220
But then you're gonna have those people go like, I have been picked in your games.

02:10:08.220 --> 02:10:13.420
So you know what? Fuck those people. How about I sit here and I go on the new accounts?

02:10:13.420 --> 02:10:21.420
And you try for unlimited challenger with the highest win rate ever, out of any western player.

02:10:21.420 --> 02:10:27.500
And how about we go for two challenger accounts? Not just one! They said that I'd be hard said

02:10:27.500 --> 02:10:35.260
Grandmaster, I'll get you! Child accounts! And then when I sit there and I have my three child accounts,

02:10:35.260 --> 02:10:42.260
I don't want to fight this.

02:10:43.180 --> 02:10:50.180
I do not want to fight this.

02:10:50.180 --> 02:10:52.180
our trip is on the fucking plumber

02:10:52.180 --> 02:10:56.180
my fight back is not scheduled for another three weeks

02:10:56.180 --> 02:10:59.180
and you know what, I just might exciting

02:10:59.180 --> 02:11:01.180
to a little bit of a challenge

02:11:01.180 --> 02:11:04.180
you guys still have something to prove

02:11:04.180 --> 02:11:08.180
come and count, it's nice, but it's not enough

02:11:09.180 --> 02:11:12.180
it's not running enough

02:11:20.180 --> 02:11:41.100
You can always be higher up, you can always have a higher win rate, you can always be

02:11:41.100 --> 02:11:45.100
I don't think they have a better understanding of everything.

02:11:59.100 --> 02:12:02.100
And this is only the first time.

02:12:41.100 --> 02:12:47.100
can't stop, I get to do the shin-tick

02:12:47.100 --> 02:12:49.900
Chopped out with hands, I'm gunna ring a big

02:12:49.900 --> 02:12:51.900
Chime's not some kind of imitation

02:12:51.900 --> 02:12:54.540
Let's get back to do the further

02:12:54.540 --> 02:12:57.540
I'm gonna be strong, I can't come to play for

02:12:57.540 --> 02:13:00.040
Be a part of me and you just stay warm

02:13:00.040 --> 02:13:03.660
In time, I'm also gonna run, inside your

02:13:03.660 --> 02:13:05.380
This is the aim of my destiny

02:13:05.380 --> 02:13:08.380
We need to get the shit out now, guys, stop.

02:13:22.380 --> 02:13:24.380
Only better to go to the left side for this.

02:14:05.380 --> 02:14:28.500
I mean, that's just fucking cancer.

02:14:28.500 --> 02:14:30.500
I

02:14:39.140 --> 02:14:42.020
Okay, no good eyes

02:14:58.500 --> 02:15:08.500
Okay, let's go.

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I'm going to be honest guys, I don't think it's good for me to focus the Ziggs and Morkas

02:15:13.580 --> 02:15:16.260
to zone us.

02:15:16.260 --> 02:15:20.900
I just seem focused so my team is focused and lowkey.

02:15:20.900 --> 02:15:27.900
my book is already out damaging my crack and that's crazy

02:15:50.900 --> 02:15:57.900
I'm a bit sad I don't have my health or my cost share.

02:16:20.900 --> 02:16:46.900
I don't know if I'll be able to do that, but it doesn't matter much about us.

02:17:16.900 --> 02:17:18.900
What is that?

02:17:19.900 --> 02:17:21.900
There you are. Fucking God.

02:17:27.900 --> 02:17:28.900
I'm not him.

02:17:35.900 --> 02:17:37.900
SHIT! FUCKING HALT ME!

02:17:40.900 --> 02:17:43.900
HIT THE NEXT IS NOT THE PLAN!

02:17:46.900 --> 02:17:48.900
Nah, it wasn't a flash, I'm fine.

02:17:48.900 --> 02:17:50.900
Uh, ult me.

02:17:53.900 --> 02:17:57.900
Larry's slicing through him like it's fucking warm butter, bro.

02:17:57.900 --> 02:17:59.900
Like it's warm butter.

02:18:09.900 --> 02:18:10.900
Fuck.

02:18:16.900 --> 02:18:18.900
I can't see a child in the shopping mall.

02:18:20.900 --> 02:18:22.900
Even when I'm going to school, I'm like this.

02:18:22.900 --> 02:18:24.900
I'm like this.

02:18:24.900 --> 02:18:26.900
I can't see a child in the shopping mall.

02:18:30.900 --> 02:18:32.900
I know I should be at the theater,

02:18:32.900 --> 02:18:34.900
but you know, I'm like this.

02:18:34.900 --> 02:18:36.900
You are always with me,

02:18:36.900 --> 02:18:38.900
but you're like this.

02:18:38.900 --> 02:18:40.900
You're like this.

02:18:40.900 --> 02:18:42.900
I don't wanna go.

02:18:42.900 --> 02:18:44.900
I'm like this.

02:18:44.900 --> 02:18:46.900
I

02:19:06.660 --> 02:19:08.660
Jesus

02:19:10.180 --> 02:19:12.180
To my most my most my most

02:19:14.900 --> 02:19:36.900
I didn't even sell. I don't even think so. Unless I wanted to sell my Kraken Slayer for

02:19:36.900 --> 02:19:41.900
Let's get a bit of tanker.

02:19:41.900 --> 02:19:46.900
Kind of like it.

02:19:46.900 --> 02:19:48.900
With Borg Winsu's Terminus, you have enough damage.

02:19:48.900 --> 02:19:50.900
You don't need a crack on top of that.

02:20:06.900 --> 02:20:08.900
Oh

02:20:27.780 --> 02:20:29.780
Yo top top top top

02:20:29.780 --> 02:20:31.780
I should

02:21:06.900 --> 02:21:22.900
I want them to start like, uh, like, pressuring the, uh, nicest.

02:21:22.900 --> 02:21:24.900
That's him running GG!

02:21:24.900 --> 02:21:25.900
GG!

02:21:25.900 --> 02:21:26.900
GG!

02:21:26.900 --> 02:21:27.900
It's over.

02:21:27.900 --> 02:21:28.900
It's over.

02:21:28.900 --> 02:21:29.900
Yep.

02:21:29.900 --> 02:21:30.900
GG.

02:21:30.900 --> 02:21:31.900
GG.

02:21:31.900 --> 02:21:32.900
GG.

02:21:32.900 --> 02:21:34.900
Yep GG.

02:21:34.900 --> 02:21:39.900
If I flash on him, he was also on me, so maybe I can follow.

02:22:02.900 --> 02:22:07.900
my friends that cover me just want to lay me down

02:22:07.900 --> 02:22:09.900
on the truck and get some sleep

02:22:09.900 --> 02:22:11.900
carry on through the storm

02:22:11.900 --> 02:22:14.900
tie our soldiers in a smoke

02:22:14.900 --> 02:22:16.900
and then the one with mighty claws

02:22:16.900 --> 02:22:17.900
ooooh

02:22:17.900 --> 02:22:18.900
I almost put the jinx in there

02:22:20.900 --> 02:22:21.900
holy shim

02:22:22.900 --> 02:22:24.900
the founder dive

02:22:26.900 --> 02:22:27.900
alright nice

02:22:27.900 --> 02:22:35.960
Oh my god, bro, we're actually hitting some fucking juicy wins today, bro.

02:22:35.960 --> 02:22:36.960
Fuck!

02:22:36.960 --> 02:22:40.900
But we're actually on a tear right now.

02:22:40.900 --> 02:22:44.460
It's a 4-game win streak and we're literally like 1v9 every game.

02:22:44.460 --> 02:22:45.460
It's crazy.

02:22:45.460 --> 02:22:46.460
Yes, I know Dyson, I know.

02:22:46.460 --> 02:22:47.460
And it's like, look at these performances, bro.

02:22:47.460 --> 02:22:48.460
The fucking performances.

02:22:48.460 --> 02:22:50.240
I know Dyson, I know!

02:22:50.240 --> 02:22:53.740
And it's like, look at these performances, bro!

02:22:53.740 --> 02:22:56.020
The fucking performances!

02:22:58.860 --> 02:23:00.400
Read the pin message.

02:23:02.020 --> 02:23:02.860
Oh, here.

02:23:05.180 --> 02:23:06.900
Oh my God, dude, wow.

02:23:06.900 --> 02:23:09.100
We're actually going insane now.

02:23:09.100 --> 02:23:11.260
Guys, two more wins?

02:23:11.260 --> 02:23:13.140
And it's like we actually undid the whole lawsuit

02:23:13.140 --> 02:23:15.100
from yesterday, unironically.

02:23:15.100 --> 02:23:20.100
What's that scouting? Slash chain? We'll see.

02:23:20.100 --> 02:23:27.100
We're going to have to see because the thing is that today we're going to be playing Variety.

02:23:27.100 --> 02:23:29.100
That's fine.

02:23:39.100 --> 02:23:44.100
You almost reflect the entire game with those early game dives, I agree.

02:23:44.100 --> 02:23:46.100
What are you going to be playing at 5?

02:23:46.100 --> 02:23:51.100
We're going to be playing Gamble with your friends and Liars Bar

02:23:51.100 --> 02:23:55.100
with Stabo Ronaldo, Joe Bartoloz, and Jensen.

02:23:57.100 --> 02:24:00.100
Now the other thing is that it's about

02:24:14.100 --> 02:24:16.160
you

02:24:44.100 --> 02:24:46.160
you

02:25:14.100 --> 02:25:16.160
you

02:25:44.100 --> 02:25:46.160
you

02:26:14.100 --> 02:26:16.160
you

02:26:44.100 --> 02:26:46.100
You

02:27:14.100 --> 02:27:32.700
Alright, let's hear it guys.

02:27:32.700 --> 02:27:36.860
Top lane, Xin Zhao, mid lane, Chou De Geurth?

02:27:36.860 --> 02:27:42.220
Umm, I'm gonna be honest, I might do training force this game.

02:27:42.220 --> 02:27:54.940
for stopping just to match the Kindred's early pressure how do you have so many

02:27:54.940 --> 02:28:00.980
viewers I don't know did people have just been in short enjoying the stream

02:28:00.980 --> 02:28:05.660
recently chat type one if you're a real viewer type if you're a view bot and

02:28:05.660 --> 02:28:11.300
everyone needs to be honest everyone needs to be honest because I don't think

02:28:11.300 --> 02:28:16.300
we have any view bots right now I think it's all real viewers and bad in there in the

02:28:16.300 --> 02:28:21.580
front welcome thank you please dodge at dawn test not okay bro okay I do not

02:28:21.580 --> 02:28:26.460
looks okay this game why would we dodge if I go try for a stabby I should be

02:28:26.460 --> 02:28:33.780
completely fine it's not a way and blue color it's all welcome thank you

02:28:33.780 --> 02:28:43.780
So the enemy jungler is a pro player.

02:28:43.780 --> 02:28:54.340
I'm just happy that I'm not on red side this game.

02:28:54.340 --> 02:28:58.300
If I was on red side the chance of him doing a 3 camp and then invading me with his bot

02:28:58.300 --> 02:29:05.300
probably be huge but since I'm on the blue side

02:29:15.860 --> 02:29:22.860
I guess I'm gonna fuck myself no one's even answering me cheers

02:29:22.860 --> 02:29:30.860
Okay, it's 50-50, that's one.

02:29:30.860 --> 02:29:40.060
He's probably going to go rafters and level 2 invade on my ground, without this team.

02:29:40.060 --> 02:29:45.980
So I'm not going to smite my bro, I'm going to have to smite it after.

02:29:45.980 --> 02:29:51.540
Oh, is he actually going to poke clear now?

02:29:51.540 --> 02:29:56.540
Nice bro! Nice, I like that.

02:30:03.540 --> 02:30:10.540
I'm so uh, not gonna smite the blue though. Cause you could still do like red insta invade, right?

02:30:10.540 --> 02:30:15.540
If I had a gun, I would say he was wrong, but these guys burn a thing. They're pretty awesome.

02:30:24.540 --> 02:30:29.540
I had a dream tonight that I got shot twice because I was your fan, and we took a dick together.

02:30:29.540 --> 02:30:32.540
Is this a sign to take a bounty plate?

02:30:40.540 --> 02:30:42.540
I send you bad premonitions

02:30:43.120 --> 02:30:46.180
But if you keep watching me, then you're gonna like a sandcast everything

02:31:03.380 --> 02:31:06.560
We also guys I'd actually be down for the bad and sick rags there

02:31:10.540 --> 02:31:35.380
I need priority guys the game is going to start on this level crab long coming

02:31:35.380 --> 02:31:37.380
walk in, walk in

02:32:05.380 --> 02:32:22.380
I never rush, I never rush, tier 2 boots ever, if I see offensive boots from during this game.

02:32:22.380 --> 02:32:23.380
Why?

02:32:23.380 --> 02:32:26.380
Because Kendrick can go fuck herself, that's why.

02:32:26.380 --> 02:32:27.380
Alright.

02:32:27.380 --> 02:32:34.380
So, she got one more kill then I did, but I did get the crabs, so I think that's okay.

02:32:34.380 --> 02:32:44.380
I thought I should look up this one.

02:32:44.380 --> 02:32:59.380
Oh, please don't up W. Please don't up W.

02:32:59.380 --> 02:33:15.300
Does my Zin up cancer?

02:33:15.300 --> 02:33:17.300
My bad!

02:33:17.300 --> 02:33:24.340
I mean bro, we're playing in like a borderline challenger lobby, like, like if you just

02:33:54.340 --> 02:33:56.340
I

02:34:07.100 --> 02:34:10.060
Low key canceling low key canceling where we're suffering

02:34:14.140 --> 02:34:20.460
I came home kind of does fucking to though, you know, honestly the body the choke after this

02:34:24.340 --> 02:34:46.340
Come on, let's go Chobgurth, you gotta get this bro.

02:34:46.340 --> 02:34:48.340
You wanna dive?

02:34:56.340 --> 02:34:58.340
Show 1 Q?

02:35:03.340 --> 02:35:05.340
I'll take the 1 for 1.

02:35:05.340 --> 02:35:07.340
I guess it's okay.

02:35:07.340 --> 02:35:09.340
Okay

02:35:15.460 --> 02:35:18.660
Is there any way for us to ever fight on this crab now

02:35:24.940 --> 02:35:27.220
He should already be on it, yeah

02:35:37.340 --> 02:35:49.900
I need to get this smite, if I get this smite I get sick so if he tries to contest him I should win

02:35:49.900 --> 02:36:07.100
Alright guys talk to bubble, look on the dragon and no one will be okay, let's get it done

02:36:07.100 --> 02:36:13.100
Any advice for a nephiri, midlaner, and bronze?

02:36:13.100 --> 02:36:17.700
I mean, this is nephir like, literally the most broken chat nowadays.

02:36:17.700 --> 02:36:19.700
I always hear everyone complain about it.

02:36:37.100 --> 02:36:38.100
Alright.

02:36:38.100 --> 02:37:05.200
I'm just going to finish both side of my efforts while I'm jogging.

02:37:05.200 --> 02:37:10.200
I'm gonna have my ghost, I'm gonna have my ult, I'm gonna have my monkey damage might.

02:37:26.200 --> 02:37:27.200
Oh no.

02:37:27.200 --> 02:37:37.200
I don't think this is boarded.

02:37:37.200 --> 02:37:47.200
Bro, he can portal us in.

02:37:47.200 --> 02:37:52.200
He's barred.

02:37:52.200 --> 02:37:54.200
I

02:37:54.720 --> 02:37:57.360
Dada that I should like tells me

02:38:02.400 --> 02:38:05.600
That actually tells me did a food have gone there sooner

02:38:06.880 --> 02:38:10.580
Now that I actually tells me I'm a newer league streamer hard stuff

02:38:10.960 --> 02:38:16.720
What's it take for some Dante's coaching help abroad out? Please rolling on the floor laughing?

02:38:16.720 --> 02:38:24.700
I'm gonna be honest when listen blue collar when it comes to me like during coaching

02:38:24.700 --> 02:38:27.700
I need to know that I'm gonna like fuck with the person's personality and she like that

02:38:27.700 --> 02:38:32.300
I see some I said we will have asked me for coaching but it's like I don't want to sit

02:38:32.300 --> 02:38:35.900
there and just for the guy coaches everyone if I don't feel like it's gonna match well

02:38:35.900 --> 02:38:39.420
because I don't like coaching at all so what makes it fun with James here is that it's

02:38:39.420 --> 02:38:46.260
like I can make it like me coaching and I know that it like it does well.

02:38:46.260 --> 02:38:50.260
he does well it's like fun people enjoy it so now to just round me so I'll go

02:38:50.260 --> 02:38:51.260
channel

02:39:01.260 --> 02:39:03.260
okay we're gonna have to pivot the top to bottom now

02:39:11.260 --> 02:39:14.260
we all talk though we should still be able to potentially win this game

02:39:16.260 --> 02:39:32.100
maybe just lock in on coaching yeah but the thing is I don't enjoy it like you

02:39:32.100 --> 02:39:35.380
have to understand people have been asking me for years even when I had like

02:39:35.380 --> 02:39:39.660
what fucking 700 viewers like a month and a half ago people would ask me like

02:39:39.660 --> 02:39:43.460
how much for coaching I would tell them a thousand dollars for one game because

02:39:43.460 --> 02:39:45.460
I don't want to do it.

02:39:45.460 --> 02:39:47.460
Can't escape that, can't rush.

02:39:49.460 --> 02:39:51.460
I generally just don't want to do it.

02:39:51.460 --> 02:39:55.460
For me, the reason why I'm down for it with Jinx is because our personalities mesh so well.

02:39:55.460 --> 02:39:59.460
And it's the same reason why I'd be open to high buys as well.

02:39:59.460 --> 02:40:02.460
Because if he also has a similar sense of humor too, it's okay.

02:40:04.460 --> 02:40:10.460
But it's like, if I can be sure that it's going to be a really fun time in general, then I'd rather not.

02:40:13.460 --> 02:40:23.460
I mean, there's some of that lines.

02:40:23.460 --> 02:40:37.460
Yeah, well, they're just kind of new shit.

02:40:37.460 --> 02:40:45.980
I'm going to be honest with you guys, it might be around on the second angle here.

02:40:45.980 --> 02:40:53.820
Let's go to entertainment too.

02:40:53.820 --> 02:40:58.100
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, like it has to be like I would sit there and I'd be like

02:40:58.100 --> 02:41:02.500
doing this coaching session would be more fun for me and more fun for my viewers than

02:41:02.500 --> 02:41:09.500
And if I were to just play a standard soloquee game, you know what I mean?

02:41:16.180 --> 02:41:23.180
You can get a really nice invade off here.

02:41:23.780 --> 02:41:27.020
I wonder if this sub too...

02:41:27.020 --> 02:41:29.020
I guess I'm just back off him.

02:41:35.460 --> 02:41:36.740
How'd you go Tram Force this game?

02:41:36.740 --> 02:41:38.100
Cause I have to be a slave.

02:41:38.100 --> 02:41:39.100
I'd be locked in Kindred.

02:41:40.820 --> 02:41:45.940
I'd be locked in Kindred so I have to go Tram Force Tabi's and just like make it through the early game and then hope we got mid game or fine.

02:41:47.100 --> 02:41:49.900
Unfortunately it's not a game that I can ever carry, ever.

02:41:49.900 --> 02:41:51.540
Which sucks but,

02:41:51.540 --> 02:41:52.060
it is what it is.

02:41:52.060 --> 02:41:57.420
I think the content would be fun Grin join the stream sometime and see if you think you'd match

02:41:58.420 --> 02:42:00.420
Yeah, I'll see I'll see though

02:42:00.980 --> 02:42:02.980
But thank you

02:42:07.060 --> 02:42:13.140
It's your buddy dude, I just follow a little inter post you look so boss WTE shut up

02:42:13.140 --> 02:42:19.580
I didn't look I still do look bro. It's just sliding and I'm the angle. That's all this

02:42:22.060 --> 02:42:27.060
As I said, you're just sliding an angle and an empty family environment slot. Thank you.

02:42:32.060 --> 02:42:34.060
I really want to see if we can focus right here.

02:42:52.060 --> 02:43:05.700
Wow. So every fucking summoner on the planet and their mother was used there.

02:43:05.700 --> 02:43:12.060
It's only second drive, we honestly could get this, I'm not that against.

02:43:22.060 --> 02:43:24.120
you

02:43:52.060 --> 02:43:54.120
you

02:44:22.060 --> 02:44:24.120
you

02:44:52.060 --> 02:44:54.120
you

02:45:22.060 --> 02:45:24.120
you

02:45:52.060 --> 02:45:54.120
you

02:46:22.060 --> 02:46:24.120
you

02:46:52.060 --> 02:46:54.120
you

02:47:22.060 --> 02:47:24.120
you

02:47:52.060 --> 02:47:54.120
you

02:48:22.060 --> 02:48:24.120
you

02:48:52.060 --> 02:48:54.120
you

02:49:22.060 --> 02:49:29.060
I mean, there's always a chance I grab kill and...

02:49:52.060 --> 02:50:08.060
I just thought that what I said I really hope that they don't first pick injured and then

02:50:08.060 --> 02:50:10.060
that's literally what they did.

02:50:10.060 --> 02:50:12.060
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' don't?

02:50:12.060 --> 02:50:14.060
But uh Kevin, they're so welcome.

02:50:14.060 --> 02:50:15.060
Thank you.

02:50:15.060 --> 02:50:20.060
If it makes you feel sad, and I understand.

02:50:20.060 --> 02:50:22.060
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' DOLLE?

02:50:22.060 --> 02:50:24.060
Best heckle in the world.

02:50:24.060 --> 02:50:26.060
And, uh, bread there and turkey on some mac.

02:50:26.060 --> 02:50:28.060
Thank you.

02:50:28.060 --> 02:50:30.060
Have you lost the next game?

02:50:30.060 --> 02:50:32.060
50 seconds, no breathing.

02:50:32.060 --> 02:50:34.060
Bro, I'm telling you, this game is

02:50:34.060 --> 02:50:36.060
unironically just unfortunate.

02:50:36.060 --> 02:50:38.060
Like, I swear to God.

02:50:40.060 --> 02:50:42.060
I'm not kidding.

02:50:42.060 --> 02:50:52.060
I said you're just kind of unlucky.

02:50:52.060 --> 02:51:02.060
My viewers are being points for me to show my titties every night.

02:51:02.060 --> 02:51:09.060
You'd be missing out if you didn't keep at least one.

02:51:09.060 --> 02:51:14.060
It's like now you're overdoing it.

02:51:14.060 --> 02:51:22.060
Alright, is there only a good book on a Shun Kill?

02:51:22.060 --> 02:51:27.060
Because if the overcommit on our Cho'Gath then we get this.

02:51:27.060 --> 02:51:38.060
Yeah, real shit though, Arcade has actually felt like she could one behind this.

02:51:38.060 --> 02:52:03.060
I mean, we're already like unofficially jammed right now.

02:52:03.060 --> 02:52:32.060
I'm going to be honest guys, I don't have anything to say about this game, but I'm

02:52:32.060 --> 02:52:39.060
I don't have any wards this time.

02:52:39.060 --> 02:52:52.060
I genuinely have no wards.

02:52:52.060 --> 02:52:56.060
If I go for this red here, it's gonna pull the kinship back.

02:52:56.060 --> 02:53:08.440
gonna stop like okay so we need to play around here in a matter of what right

02:53:38.440 --> 02:53:49.540
We just back up and then we just go shape dragon. That's all we have to do

02:54:00.080 --> 02:54:03.260
As long as we play on this they can't get so on this is really good

02:54:08.440 --> 02:54:15.440
like it's actually winnable right now

02:54:15.440 --> 02:54:22.440
I need that fucking braver.

02:54:33.440 --> 02:54:40.440
Okay, so we're about to go for our stacks. Once I get that, I'm gonna be really huge.

02:54:45.440 --> 02:54:50.440
Yeah, we need to put on killing slimmers right now though.

02:55:03.440 --> 02:55:06.440
If I just use over the wall, it's my 4 times.

02:55:06.440 --> 02:55:09.880
oh okay

02:55:13.800 --> 02:55:20.300
he's okay on ashes rapid fire cannon now bro I didn't know this might be a Kate

02:55:20.300 --> 02:55:24.440
V9 this game like I'm not even kidding you

02:55:24.440 --> 02:55:36.380
I need one hundred gold so I'm just get mid-wave and then afterwards I reset

02:55:36.380 --> 02:55:37.380
We're good.

02:55:37.380 --> 02:55:56.180
Okay, so Karen Flash is up in 30 seconds, we don't really want to force a fight before

02:55:56.180 --> 02:55:57.180
that.

02:55:57.180 --> 02:56:00.180
Oh, wait a second.

02:56:00.180 --> 02:56:05.180
Yeah, this fight's a party.

02:56:05.180 --> 02:56:12.180
I think the actual one in this game is pretty good.

02:56:20.180 --> 02:56:23.180
Damn, my chou got the archer to really good fun and then he just fucked up.

02:56:24.180 --> 02:56:26.180
WOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHH

02:56:26.180 --> 02:56:27.180
Right!

02:56:27.180 --> 02:56:34.180
I think they actually won this game.

02:56:41.180 --> 02:56:48.180
Uh, Cait, Cait, please run.

02:56:57.180 --> 02:57:14.180
Well, I think we just got this for free here, unless Javanult still said, please god no.

02:57:14.180 --> 02:57:21.180
Okay guys, if Kdaa has a completed butt thurs here, I'm going to start coming everywhere.

02:57:21.180 --> 02:57:23.180
Go on the angel, I'll take that.

02:57:25.380 --> 02:57:27.380
And she has flash.

02:57:31.080 --> 02:57:35.580
But this ADC is like borderline LCS by the way, like he's almost a pro player.

02:57:35.580 --> 02:57:38.580
I don't know if he ever went pro, if he was only like tier 2, but...

02:57:40.580 --> 02:57:42.580
He was like trying out for once in a long time.

02:57:43.180 --> 02:57:45.180
Like when I was making tier 2 on him.

02:57:51.180 --> 02:57:54.420
or you on the center top

02:57:54.420 --> 02:57:58.220
if you can stop her from resetting

02:57:58.220 --> 02:58:01.820
oh my, where we actually want

02:58:01.820 --> 02:58:08.820
that's actually him over

02:58:10.700 --> 02:58:15.700
okay, that's her flash

02:58:15.700 --> 02:58:17.700
Yo, oh yeah, it's no pressure. Yeah, it's no pressure

02:58:21.580 --> 02:58:23.580
They have no way fair they're no way fair

02:58:29.100 --> 02:58:31.260
Can please auto attack the next insert

02:58:31.260 --> 02:58:47.060
How the fuck did I go so badly?

02:58:47.060 --> 02:58:48.060
What?

02:58:48.060 --> 02:58:49.060
Like it!

02:58:49.060 --> 02:58:51.060
I

02:59:03.900 --> 02:59:05.900
All right, give a soul

02:59:19.060 --> 02:59:36.660
Yeah, Orianna has no ult now, or not, no ult, no flash.

02:59:36.660 --> 02:59:45.020
Marking it like this so they don't land on the killer.

02:59:45.020 --> 02:59:46.820
Well, you honor no-fashional zone-ers.

02:59:47.260 --> 02:59:48.440
Bard, can you alter?

02:59:48.860 --> 02:59:50.900
Bard, you fucking piece of shit, can you alter?

02:59:51.820 --> 02:59:53.220
Niiiice!

03:00:05.420 --> 03:00:05.920
GG.

03:00:07.700 --> 03:00:10.800
Uhhh, it's only Javen? I'm gonna keep my ult for the Javen.

03:00:11.260 --> 03:00:12.440
I don't mind running at them.

03:00:15.020 --> 03:00:30.980
oh my god yes oh we fuck you and it's broken we take those

03:00:34.180 --> 03:00:42.100
wow gg though when is the right again to be about two hours

03:00:42.100 --> 03:00:47.100
Oh my god, what a good game dude. Jesus.

03:00:47.100 --> 03:00:51.100
Guys, I think only one win away from what our pick was yesterday.

03:00:51.100 --> 03:00:53.100
If I'm not mistaken.

03:00:55.100 --> 03:00:57.100
Literally one win away.

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But it's never first pick Hackerim ever again. I know bro.

03:01:07.100 --> 03:01:10.100
I mean I didn't want to though, but it's like, what else am I gonna first pick?

03:01:10.100 --> 03:01:12.100
I can get countered on anything

03:01:16.100 --> 03:01:18.100
And I roofed 7 at the time, welcome. Thank you

03:01:28.100 --> 03:01:36.100
How do you ping teammates abilities? You hold tab and then you just like left click on the little uh, on the little like green circle and show yourself up

03:01:36.100 --> 03:01:42.880
I was at the gym 10 I was in need of some motivation I was trying to find that Rocky

03:01:42.880 --> 03:01:44.480
speech song you show James C.

03:01:44.480 --> 03:01:48.040
All right so this is what we're going to do we're going to go on YouTube.

03:01:48.040 --> 03:01:56.660
You're going to go on YouTube you're going to search up Doha now Powerful Feelings you're

03:01:56.660 --> 03:02:03.700
going to click on click on this one it's a song.

03:02:03.700 --> 03:02:10.100
Feelings it's like my hardstyle playlist where it's like that's like the demon hardstyle bro like that's when you're going fucking crazy

03:02:14.420 --> 03:02:17.020
And I'm into thermos six months a mack thank you

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Can I breathe now? Yeah, we're good. It's like now. We're trying how many ones from challenge

03:02:23.220 --> 03:02:28.180
I left this stream for like four hours, but we've won every game since the stream started so

03:02:29.140 --> 03:02:31.140
six ten minus eight twenty

03:02:31.140 --> 03:02:34.660
We're probably about like maybe seven ones away.

03:02:34.660 --> 03:02:36.140
Seven tape ones away.

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The enemy jungler back in was ranked three on the ladder by the way.

03:02:44.820 --> 03:02:49.420
Oh my god.

03:02:49.420 --> 03:02:52.020
Oh that's not good.

03:02:52.020 --> 03:02:53.020
Ouch.

03:02:53.020 --> 03:02:58.020
Fuck you though if I can do it.

03:02:58.020 --> 03:03:07.980
I was just gonna have a thousand eight hundred all p what

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Holy win streak yep literally why are you not grandmaster yet because the ladder only

03:03:24.260 --> 03:03:29.620
updates at uh... i think like three in the morning like three a.m. so we just

03:03:29.620 --> 03:03:33.620
used to say above the cutoff for the next five hours and then we got it.

03:03:33.620 --> 03:04:01.380
And uh, be happy to have someone so much, thank you!

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Can you change the title too?

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Fine.

03:04:08.980 --> 03:04:09.480
I gotcha.

03:04:13.180 --> 03:04:15.180
Not a bad title change suggestion.

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Some people have 1800 LP, other people have 18k view bots.

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Now shut the...

03:04:29.380 --> 03:04:35.780
fffuck eeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

03:04:35.780 --> 03:04:41.120
it's all counts you can join fucks, i mean yeah, yeah the wins she gets like we might be able to

03:04:41.120 --> 03:04:43.300
but i have to let you know dumbest cuz my uh

03:04:43.300 --> 03:04:46.040
I might have to do something tomorrow round like lunch

03:04:46.040 --> 03:04:47.040
my pants

03:04:47.040 --> 03:04:49.540
so I'll let you know

03:04:49.540 --> 03:04:52.040
I'll let you know soon what ends up happening

03:04:52.040 --> 03:04:54.500
but it would be like lunch but that's like 6

03:04:54.500 --> 03:04:58.500
yes or yes or something

03:04:59.380 --> 03:05:06.380
I'm gonna be honest, I don't really want to trade pick here, I'd rather not.

03:05:06.380 --> 03:05:14.380
Well, game are you gonna play for Variety?

03:05:14.380 --> 03:05:22.380
I think it's gonna be Gambo to your friends on Liar's Bar.

03:05:22.380 --> 03:05:29.180
So it's going to stop with this and then it's going to be this.

03:05:29.180 --> 03:05:32.980
Hey guys, I need to show you a video.

03:05:32.980 --> 03:05:38.500
Okay wait wait wait guys, I sent Jinxia a video this morning, right?

03:05:38.500 --> 03:05:41.100
But I don't think he understood it so I'm going to tell you guys right now.

03:05:41.100 --> 03:05:45.180
Because I sent him a video on how you can like open your sinuses.

03:05:45.180 --> 03:05:49.380
But the problem is that the guy that was saying it was speaking in like Spanish or Portuguese.

03:05:49.380 --> 03:05:51.300
So I think he thought it was like a troll video.

03:05:51.300 --> 03:05:58.380
look okay are you guys looking? Okay this is what we're going to do. So you're going to

03:05:58.380 --> 03:06:09.140
grab your index finger like this. Grab your index fingers like this okay. Put it here

03:06:09.140 --> 03:06:18.140
and then push. And then you're going to do these small circles for like 30 seconds. Okay.

03:06:18.140 --> 03:06:26.180
Then start breathing after thank me later bro

03:06:26.180 --> 03:06:35.060
Oh shit wait goob what the fuck

03:06:35.060 --> 03:06:37.540
Name the 10 gifts bro please shed thank you

03:06:37.540 --> 03:06:43.140
Thank you I appreciate

03:06:43.140 --> 03:06:50.140
The team, oh my god, it's gonna be okay, don't worry about it.

03:07:00.140 --> 03:07:02.140
Alright, let's see guys.

03:07:03.140 --> 03:07:08.140
It actually worked, what the fuck? It worked, it worked. It actually works.

03:07:08.140 --> 03:07:12.140
Dude, I told you guys, I wasn't trolling, it actually works, yes.

03:07:13.140 --> 03:07:26.580
holy fuck this is crazy things I I told you guys yes yes yes like it's actually

03:07:26.580 --> 03:07:33.980
like a broken strats it did nothing okay did a wrong done

03:07:34.820 --> 03:07:40.140
didn't work out click bait you guys are told I am gonna talk about folk here

03:07:40.140 --> 03:07:42.780
The only problem is that chain will get bubble 2 and vape me so same

03:07:51.660 --> 03:07:58.940
Dr. Dauntest no I'm not a doctor bro. I just have a Twitter account so sometimes I see these random tips pop up and then I'm like oh nice

03:08:02.820 --> 03:08:04.820
Like that's fucking cool

03:08:04.820 --> 03:08:09.440
are we gonna have to save our smite?

03:08:09.440 --> 03:08:12.280
yo you guys know motherfuckers total?

03:08:12.280 --> 03:08:14.480
yeah mark is here in part welcome, thank you

03:08:14.480 --> 03:08:18.480
now my nose is bleeding, jesus dude

03:08:18.480 --> 03:08:27.480
yeah you might have to go to the doctor

03:08:27.480 --> 03:08:30.320
okay so what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the wolves and after wolves we're

03:08:30.320 --> 03:08:32.320
I'm gonna look on the rest of the bot side clear.

03:08:41.700 --> 03:08:46.500
So given that this so far doesn't look like Shaco's gonna do any invades,

03:08:46.500 --> 03:08:50.500
but I'm worried that he could look for a gank, so that's what I'm really worried about right now.

03:08:51.760 --> 03:08:55.760
Cause let's say it goes for a bot gank here, my bot side instantly.

03:09:00.320 --> 03:09:07.320
I can't believe they're in the farm, welcome. Thank you.

03:09:12.320 --> 03:09:20.320
Okay, so what we do is we just play on the red and then after red we're gonna look on the cards.

03:09:20.320 --> 03:09:27.320
It's gonna be worth it guys, it's genuinely looking not too bad for us right now.

03:09:27.320 --> 03:09:34.320
I can imagine we just found this crap here, holy fucking shit.

03:09:49.520 --> 03:09:56.520
You know what's so sad?

03:09:57.320 --> 03:10:04.320
I don't want to take the crab yet, are you sure you want to take the crab yet?

03:10:27.320 --> 03:10:29.320
fucking retarded

03:10:33.800 --> 03:10:35.800
Why did he not take the crab yet?

03:10:37.920 --> 03:10:42.100
It's a cinch use his flash does I mean I want to look for a top card though

03:10:44.840 --> 03:10:49.060
Nice not bad, okay, so now we can just wait for the folk there

03:10:49.080 --> 03:10:52.440
I'm gonna be honest not getting double CROG makes me not as angry anymore

03:10:52.440 --> 03:10:56.000
Cuz like any double card would have been a fall book as I'm just down like permanently

03:10:56.000 --> 03:10:58.000
I knew you did for a strike and anything

03:11:13.340 --> 03:11:16.040
Okay, so we're definitely gonna want to play for the rest of both there

03:11:22.440 --> 03:11:27.940
The buggy pants on so much. Thank you. It's gonna be fun though, it's gonna be a lot of fun. I'm excited.

03:11:39.440 --> 03:11:43.440
Okay, maybe we should just look for the crux then after the crux we can look on the dragon here, okay?

03:11:52.440 --> 03:11:54.440
I

03:12:06.520 --> 03:12:08.520
Yeah, I'm just porcelain us

03:12:22.440 --> 03:12:29.440
how did he have sex?

03:12:39.080 --> 03:12:42.080
he must have reached so much exp, are you sure?

03:12:43.360 --> 03:12:46.360
alright guys, I'm not gonna lie, game's looking actually really fucking difficult now

03:12:52.440 --> 03:12:59.440
I just want some starting to have a piece like that.

03:13:22.440 --> 03:13:24.440
I

03:13:52.440 --> 03:13:56.440
Why are you guys...

03:13:56.440 --> 03:14:02.440
Damn, when the fucking Shaco ran me unpromptedly for no reason to size the typecams to do,

03:14:02.440 --> 03:14:04.440
is there any fucking shit in his mouth on the red buff?

03:14:14.440 --> 03:14:18.440
Okay, so now we just went for the Tauzebot Boca, now we can look on the songbots.

03:14:18.440 --> 03:14:26.440
on someone's boss. Like, is there any typing for no reason? Did I talk about you at all?

03:14:26.440 --> 03:14:39.280
Wait, is this guy retarded? There's always being serious. Dude, okay, so just so you guys

03:14:39.280 --> 03:14:49.120
can understand, right? It would be like for example, right? You sit there and I don't know.

03:14:49.120 --> 03:14:54.080
Imagine there's a teacher, right? Imagine there's a teacher. And someone goes up to

03:14:54.080 --> 03:14:59.120
the teacher and they're like, shittiest lesson of the century, right? And then the teacher's

03:14:59.120 --> 03:15:02.960
like, dude, what the fuck? Like, why are you randomly and properly saying that shit? And

03:15:02.960 --> 03:15:08.000
then that person's like, dude, did I talk about you as a teacher? Why me? No fucking

03:15:08.000 --> 03:15:14.000
shit dude like yeah who the fuck makes dragon calls like I hope this means he's

03:15:14.000 --> 03:15:17.640
the brain damage one because I was just like like at least own it you know I

03:15:17.640 --> 03:15:21.360
mean like if you want to give cancer at least own it bro so like yeah I'm giving

03:15:21.360 --> 03:15:25.360
you cancer I'm proud of it okay sure like why pretend like you're not like

03:15:25.360 --> 03:15:34.040
you 100% are he's one guy new I'm getting one guy yes I'm getting fucking one guy

03:15:34.040 --> 03:15:36.040
I'm by the guy in the off-shot!

03:15:36.040 --> 03:15:38.040
Fuck's sake!

03:15:39.040 --> 03:15:41.040
Going uh...

03:15:58.040 --> 03:16:00.040
Nice one, 3 drops.

03:16:04.040 --> 03:16:13.560
Okay so now we're going to do something and play on these grubs and after this we're going

03:16:13.560 --> 03:16:17.800
to look for the wrappers and big.

03:16:47.800 --> 03:16:54.400
Actually, I did say that okay, so you know what we're just gonna pivot from uh, we're gonna pivot we're gonna go axiom and then I'll go show

03:16:54.400 --> 03:16:56.400
To the next son

03:16:56.400 --> 03:16:58.400
Shows into creeper

03:16:58.760 --> 03:17:03.000
Yeah, right. I did actually say that you're 100% right. Thank you for reminding me

03:17:08.680 --> 03:17:12.200
Look at bro, I could have repurposed those double longswords into death stands

03:17:17.800 --> 03:17:43.800
Alright, as long as we're going to stay kill this Shaglan and go, okay?

03:17:43.800 --> 03:18:09.800
I made this fuckers right after, please.

03:18:09.800 --> 03:18:11.800
I don't go to where I'm pitch-riding this slide.

03:18:16.800 --> 03:18:17.800
Nice.

03:18:20.800 --> 03:18:23.800
This is super, super good for us.

03:18:24.800 --> 03:18:25.800
Super good!

03:18:28.800 --> 03:18:30.800
This is super good!

03:18:31.800 --> 03:18:33.800
I'm fucking the German accent. It's good.

03:18:34.800 --> 03:18:35.800
Super good.

03:18:36.800 --> 03:18:38.800
No, but I only have the over pronounced R.

03:18:39.800 --> 03:18:41.800
Oh

03:18:41.800 --> 03:18:50.180
No, I'm in there's only this guy just like boss comes on top of my fucking asshole, right?

03:18:54.800 --> 03:18:56.800
I mean my team's about to be here

03:19:01.880 --> 03:19:03.880
It's only that big at this oh

03:19:03.880 --> 03:19:10.880
nice very good nice okay we take those

03:19:16.880 --> 03:19:18.880
you don't pronounce the honors yeah that's what I'm saying

03:19:19.880 --> 03:19:23.880
this is super super it probably like super good right

03:19:23.880 --> 03:19:26.880
but I feel like it's not good it would be like good

03:19:26.880 --> 03:19:30.880
like good good

03:19:30.880 --> 03:19:34.380
FUCK! Am I FUCKING RETURNED?!

03:19:34.380 --> 03:19:37.880
I'm 8 games away from Challenger and this is the shit I'm saying!

03:19:37.880 --> 03:19:39.380
God damn it!

03:19:39.380 --> 03:19:41.380
Fucking retard, lock in!

03:19:44.880 --> 03:19:46.380
Fucking Christ!

03:19:46.380 --> 03:19:48.380
Fucking stupid bitch!

03:19:51.380 --> 03:19:52.380
Must...

03:19:57.380 --> 03:20:00.380
I mean, Chaco Duffin does not have his ult back up.

03:20:00.880 --> 03:20:11.680
now we have backup

03:20:11.680 --> 03:20:14.920
we don't have to overcome it on this play

03:20:14.920 --> 03:20:18.640
have i just do centered poke, we got herald, resum and this shard

03:20:30.880 --> 03:20:45.480
Nice very good this looks like a free one for us actually

03:20:45.480 --> 03:20:50.720
Well we won on a six game loss streak to end up yesterday and then today we're gonna stop

03:20:50.720 --> 03:20:58.200
the deal with the six game win streak that is fucking unbelievable wow

03:20:58.200 --> 03:21:02.640
but i will give this one knows i got you know that excited i was like a

03:21:02.640 --> 03:21:05.200
but it's not like

03:21:05.200 --> 03:21:08.600
what

03:21:08.600 --> 03:21:11.320
actually

03:21:11.320 --> 03:21:18.320
like i want both parents

03:21:26.000 --> 03:21:27.840
unlike tyler one

03:21:27.840 --> 03:21:36.040
if he had hair and didn't have a crippling nicotine addiction.

03:21:57.840 --> 03:21:59.900
you

03:22:27.840 --> 03:22:29.900
you

03:22:57.840 --> 03:22:59.900
you

03:23:27.840 --> 03:23:29.900
you

03:23:57.840 --> 03:23:59.900
you

03:24:27.840 --> 03:24:29.840
I

03:24:48.520 --> 03:24:51.800
Even bro, how's it got your god doing right now?

03:24:53.280 --> 03:24:55.400
Only a couple wins away from our child

03:24:55.400 --> 03:25:14.020
no one handful below key like two handfuls I think rubbish on all it says 8k

03:25:14.020 --> 03:25:24.320
now that's fucking crazy no way no way 8,000 people are watching right now

03:25:24.320 --> 03:25:29.320
Dude, that's literally more people than that Bob Drake's album.

03:25:29.320 --> 03:25:30.320
Sorry.

03:25:30.320 --> 03:25:31.320
Alright.

03:25:31.320 --> 03:25:38.320
Oh no, the Drake's fans are going to come after me.

03:25:38.320 --> 03:25:40.320
It's okay.

03:25:40.320 --> 03:25:46.080
I said Drake's fans aren't as bad as the Swifties.

03:25:46.080 --> 03:25:47.320
We love Taylor Swift.

03:25:47.320 --> 03:25:51.320
It makes sense that she takes a private jet to go to the Costco.

03:25:51.320 --> 03:25:52.320
Cheers, though.

03:25:52.320 --> 03:25:53.320
Oh, fuck, nice.

03:25:53.320 --> 03:25:56.520
not fucking nice, I'm just angering everybody not for no reason.

03:25:58.760 --> 03:26:00.920
You might have to read some of that first, you're about to top it.

03:26:10.360 --> 03:26:11.320
I'll check you down.

03:26:17.080 --> 03:26:18.840
I'm kinda worthless, but it's like...

03:26:18.840 --> 03:26:23.840
There's only an enemy to maybe use from the portion.

03:26:30.840 --> 03:26:32.840
The Jhinx he can play lings today, maybe.

03:26:33.840 --> 03:26:34.840
We'll see.

03:26:41.840 --> 03:26:45.840
You genuinely have to look on the wrappers and after that lose your prone rest of the topside.

03:26:48.840 --> 03:27:09.240
I'm so happy to see just how well you're doing.

03:27:09.240 --> 03:27:17.200
I'm here all 19,000 of these totally genuine you're sending you out from Beijing. Let them play. Thank you. I appreciate that

03:27:23.280 --> 03:27:25.280
Huh

03:27:27.120 --> 03:27:31.520
Yeah, I should up a guy that's fucking crazy

03:27:39.240 --> 03:28:06.640
I mean, if they could actually kill here, it's huge, but Sinch is such a fucking broken

03:28:06.640 --> 03:28:08.640
I'm just gonna say it

03:28:08.800 --> 03:28:12.540
What a retarded champ to fucking retards real talk

03:28:15.040 --> 03:28:17.440
Like real talk whatever retarded champion

03:28:18.040 --> 03:28:20.040
retarded people

03:28:26.440 --> 03:28:28.440
It's a long time

03:28:29.000 --> 03:28:31.000
Guys, we're not at 20k

03:28:32.800 --> 03:28:34.800
Stop it's a viewbots

03:28:34.800 --> 03:28:37.800
And that NTA there in the front welcome. Thank you.

03:28:40.800 --> 03:28:42.800
Two fucking viewbots!

03:29:04.800 --> 03:29:06.800
It's very fast, look at this here.

03:29:20.420 --> 03:29:23.080
Hey, it's a bit of a rough one, guys. I'm not gonna lie.

03:29:25.100 --> 03:29:30.380
I need to help my team and int to kill shaco when he comes out, I don't think anything matters as much as that to be honest.

03:29:34.800 --> 03:29:48.800
Should I get Seraldo's next?

03:29:48.800 --> 03:29:52.800
Probably.

03:29:52.800 --> 03:29:57.400
Maybe Cleaver, actually.

03:29:57.400 --> 03:30:00.400
But the Cleaver would literally just be first-senged.

03:30:00.400 --> 03:30:02.400
Is that justified?

03:30:13.400 --> 03:30:16.400
I don't know, I don't think we're just percentage as justified, okay?

03:30:26.400 --> 03:30:27.400
Oh.

03:30:30.400 --> 03:30:35.260
Oh that's fucking huge, if I live here too-

03:30:35.260 --> 03:30:43.260
I think my voice impression had me dying, and I was a good one.

03:30:43.260 --> 03:30:48.260
No Jinzy, please get away from my jumbo calves.

03:30:48.260 --> 03:30:57.260
No that's not like the fight in the petafolk voice bro.

03:30:57.260 --> 03:31:02.660
Like, you hear that and you're like, now that's like an 85 year old band that's a bit too close to the kids of the local park.

03:31:02.660 --> 03:31:06.660
Bro, when you play with JYM XPI, let him make his own strategy.

03:31:07.260 --> 03:31:11.060
But do it like he is playing chess and madness, just telling him what to do.

03:31:11.060 --> 03:31:12.660
Yeah, that's goaded, what?

03:31:15.060 --> 03:31:17.460
Okay guys, we're gonna have to play on this soul.

03:31:17.460 --> 03:31:21.660
But the problem is that they could locate me one shot the Baron at six runs.

03:31:27.260 --> 03:31:31.260
Nice! Now this guy's smart. Good.

03:31:43.260 --> 03:31:49.260
Okay, maybe we just found the wrappers and efforts we could play on my top crowd, but I feel like that could actually work really nicely. Okay.

03:31:57.260 --> 03:32:07.260
I wonder if we could actually maybe work on...

03:32:07.260 --> 03:32:13.260
Because I'm going to be honest, we need to vote on Baron.

03:32:13.260 --> 03:32:19.260
Because I do not want Chiguru to just solo it again.

03:32:19.260 --> 03:32:20.300
Run, ward please.

03:32:21.940 --> 03:32:23.060
Oh no.

03:32:24.500 --> 03:32:25.220
That's horrible.

03:32:29.740 --> 03:32:31.020
That's not some shit.

03:32:31.900 --> 03:32:33.180
You know what, I'm going to sing for this.

03:32:33.180 --> 03:32:33.860
I'm coming.

03:32:33.860 --> 03:32:35.860
I

03:32:47.820 --> 03:32:49.820
What

03:32:50.260 --> 03:32:53.220
Hey, don't you just wanted to say can drag good old?

03:32:55.660 --> 03:32:57.660
Guys, it's a view

03:33:03.860 --> 03:33:14.480
I feel bad for yelling cuz like I don't know if it's people donating to ragebait or people donating because they're generally like oh wow good shit you know

03:33:14.980 --> 03:33:17.320
So it's like now I feel like an asshole, but it's like

03:33:26.040 --> 03:33:28.040
Yeah, give us a goodbye

03:33:34.860 --> 03:33:36.860
Lucian, please, bro.

03:33:37.860 --> 03:33:39.860
Okay, okay, okay, jag, jag, jag, jag, jag.

03:33:39.860 --> 03:34:09.820
I really am in the Shaco's head though.

03:34:09.820 --> 03:34:11.820
this guy is like

03:34:15.420 --> 03:34:17.420
the boss is he typing

03:34:17.420 --> 03:34:38.420
All right, now I get to have my head, wait is this guy really still trying to gaslight me?

03:34:38.420 --> 03:34:43.420
That when he said nice shitty call that it wasn't directed towards the jungler that makes all the early game calls?

03:34:43.420 --> 03:34:50.420
There's no reason to think that I'm so bad for your most loyal, bodied viewer.

03:34:50.420 --> 03:34:53.420
Shut up!

03:34:53.420 --> 03:34:55.420
What?

03:34:55.420 --> 03:35:05.420
Yo man, congrats on the 20k viewers I am, so proud of how far you have come to build

03:35:05.420 --> 03:35:07.420
your career to shut up

03:35:35.420 --> 03:35:45.420
I wish he was dying of cancer, good, fucking deserved.

03:35:45.420 --> 03:36:02.420
Woooo, this guy's actually smurfing it right now.

03:36:02.420 --> 03:36:08.420
Oh wow, he actually killed her with a W.

03:36:14.420 --> 03:36:16.420
That's her? No, they've got countless.

03:36:32.420 --> 03:36:59.100
I love typing like a retard it's so fun you type like a retard and it's like they can't

03:36:59.100 --> 03:37:02.980
even typed anything because you just respond like a boron and it's like it's

03:37:02.980 --> 03:37:06.580
like an impenetrable armor

03:37:29.100 --> 03:37:34.100
Nice!

03:37:34.100 --> 03:37:45.100
That's a bit of an input, so if it happens...

03:37:45.100 --> 03:37:54.100
Let's have my Orca lens running in case Shaco comes out to try to assassinate.

03:37:54.100 --> 03:37:58.100
I think you probably reset though, if we make the mouse selects

03:38:00.100 --> 03:38:02.100
Oh god, what the fuck?

03:38:02.100 --> 03:38:05.100
Wait guys, what's in my Lucian full health?

03:38:06.100 --> 03:38:08.100
The fuck happens in south part of there?

03:38:11.100 --> 03:38:12.100
Right on

03:38:12.100 --> 03:38:15.100
Ah, I need to type like retark for the shaco again in a second

03:38:24.100 --> 03:38:43.660
like you legit cannot get mad it's like you know like ignorance is bliss it's

03:38:43.660 --> 03:38:47.620
like retardation is bliss in games like you really tell me the biggest more on

03:38:47.620 --> 03:38:52.340
ever and it's so fucking chill you legit feel nothing is just like fucking

03:38:52.340 --> 03:38:54.340
Happy

03:39:22.340 --> 03:39:35.700
I mean, if they can just stop Bax here, it's huge.

03:39:35.700 --> 03:39:42.700
i think we should have to vote Kislam in the game

03:40:05.700 --> 03:40:23.460
I told you guys it's a strategy it's a

03:40:23.460 --> 03:40:52.460
I don't like the fact that my ribbon is like half HP though, to be honest.

03:40:52.460 --> 03:41:05.460
It's rough. It's rough.

03:41:05.460 --> 03:41:16.460
Let me see if I can let me go.

03:41:16.460 --> 03:41:19.460
Stop back. Stop back. Stop back. Stop back. Stop back.

03:41:19.460 --> 03:41:21.460
I can't play without ulti but I can look for him

03:41:42.460 --> 03:41:45.460
I really thought we actually had a fucking backdoor angle though

03:41:45.460 --> 03:41:46.460
I'm not gonna lie dude

03:41:46.460 --> 03:41:50.620
I did fuck I really thought we had it there

03:41:54.780 --> 03:41:56.780
No

03:41:57.700 --> 03:42:03.560
It's okay, we're not gonna lose off that fuck me though, dude. I was sure we had it off that

03:42:16.460 --> 03:42:18.460
uh

03:42:26.540 --> 03:42:28.540
600 gold fried in here

03:42:28.540 --> 03:42:57.540
I'm gonna run away or else I die to the elder.

03:42:57.540 --> 03:43:20.540
I think we end up, I think we end up, I end up, I end up, I end up, I end up.

03:43:27.540 --> 03:43:43.540
I know everyone else is weird, fuck you dude, fucking retard.

03:43:43.540 --> 03:43:48.540
Oh my god!

03:43:48.540 --> 03:43:49.540
Nice!

03:43:49.540 --> 03:43:51.540
my god

03:43:51.540 --> 03:43:53.040
NICE

03:43:53.040 --> 03:43:56.540
bro we have no lost any games today holy fuck

03:43:58.540 --> 03:44:00.540
that's actually crazy

03:44:00.540 --> 03:44:02.540
and uh i can bear in the fire and welcome

03:44:02.540 --> 03:44:06.540
and goober bear in the fire as well for a brief shoutout to everyone on the spot

03:44:06.540 --> 03:44:07.540
thank you

03:44:07.540 --> 03:44:10.540
now dude winning that game actually makes me smile bro

03:44:10.540 --> 03:44:14.540
oh my god that cock sucker lost holy fuck that feels good

03:44:19.540 --> 03:44:27.860
Welcome to the jungle bitches. Yeah, though. Hey, I must be ex QC the way I fucking welcome that that shaker to the fucking jungle

03:44:27.860 --> 03:44:29.860
I game legit though

03:44:31.660 --> 03:44:33.900
Holy fuck you do that literally

03:44:38.020 --> 03:44:40.020
That's actually crazy

03:44:40.020 --> 03:44:48.600
You legit mental gattain bro that guy's brain was broken he was fucking pissed

03:44:48.600 --> 03:44:56.740
That's insane what the fuck what's good sauté

03:44:56.740 --> 03:45:05.700
Shaco players like the team of players in the jungle low key real honestly low key real

03:45:05.700 --> 03:45:13.140
them. I don't have a f**k variety, let's go to Challenger today. Okay, well listen, definitely

03:45:13.140 --> 03:45:18.580
not. I already promised Jinxie that I would do it, so there is no f**k variety. But out

03:45:18.580 --> 03:45:23.940
of curiosity guys, are you more excited to watch him play solo queue type 1, or to watch

03:45:23.940 --> 03:45:28.180
him play Liar's Bar, and gap him with your friends with Jinxie, Stable, Naldor, and Joe

03:45:28.180 --> 03:45:33.180
Bartolozzi? I'm going to be honest, dude, that sounds like it's going to be f**king fun.

03:45:33.180 --> 03:45:37.420
And I've never even watched a gameplay of either of those games, I've never played them before,

03:45:37.420 --> 03:45:39.020
so it's gonna be like a completely new experience.

03:45:39.020 --> 03:45:41.020
Yo you guys know motherfuckers don't?

03:45:41.020 --> 03:45:44.020
Yeah I count them, they're probably like, thank you.

03:45:44.020 --> 03:45:52.340
Damn, that shaco's fucking pissed.

03:45:52.340 --> 03:45:54.340
MOTHERFUCKERS PISSED.

03:45:54.340 --> 03:46:00.340
Yeah, look, everyone's having one, dude.

03:46:00.340 --> 03:46:06.340
Oh, it's actually just like two months in peace.

03:46:06.340 --> 03:46:11.340
You're six or seven wins away?

03:46:11.340 --> 03:46:16.340
Are we?

03:46:16.340 --> 03:46:37.040
So right now we're 639 LP, Chandra cut off is 830.

03:46:37.040 --> 03:46:41.260
actually two or three six or seven months away holy shit that's actually the same

03:46:41.260 --> 03:46:43.760
what the fuck

03:46:45.640 --> 03:46:50.060
not yeah I know I'm 100% doing karate I was just good to see what everyone

03:46:50.060 --> 03:46:54.680
would say but we're a hundred percent doing it

03:46:56.080 --> 03:47:00.400
I'm a beginner once you're trained but I'm not doing it

03:47:00.400 --> 03:47:06.000
and that having to beat you up surely it'll be with him wearing boxing gloves right maybe we'll see

03:47:07.120 --> 03:47:07.600
we'll see

03:47:13.200 --> 03:47:18.400
yo you guys know motherfucking don't they they're travel family welcome back thank you i am just here

03:47:18.400 --> 03:47:20.560
for the man himself i don't know i'm sure

03:47:26.240 --> 03:47:29.600
jungle counter pick unbelievable and then he walks in new no

03:47:30.400 --> 03:47:46.000
Okay, what do you want to play here?

03:47:46.000 --> 03:47:51.720
I want to go summoning I can build mud tracks.

03:47:51.720 --> 03:48:07.480
a hacker with mark shots this game. Yeah I was just gonna mark shots with him. Maybe

03:48:07.480 --> 03:48:17.160
I don't even need mark shots all key. Such a gentleman cool dude, I wish you nothing

03:48:17.160 --> 03:48:32.600
of the best. Thank you. Appreciate it. And that's all I'm saying, thank you. Google AI

03:48:32.600 --> 03:48:39.480
says you're a 5'4". But the only thing that's 5'4 about me is the f***ing anal cavity in

03:48:39.480 --> 03:48:44.680
my asshole that my f***ing wife fills every night with her f***ing strap on. Now I'm

03:48:44.680 --> 03:48:46.680
I'm like 5'9' and 5'10'

03:48:49.540 --> 03:48:53.880
The first comment I always get on meeting greets always always always it's the same comment

03:48:54.620 --> 03:48:56.620
Dude, I thought you were taller

03:48:57.160 --> 03:49:00.620
Why are you so short in real life, bro? I thought you were taller

03:49:01.120 --> 03:49:07.540
Like okay fucking cheers. Yeah, I've heard it again. They're like I lay out this smile every time

03:49:07.540 --> 03:49:11.460
It's like yeah, yeah, no, I'm shorter in real life than you would have thought. Yeah

03:49:11.460 --> 03:49:16.820
dude look I told her over you yeah nice broken ground side okay you want to

03:49:16.820 --> 03:49:22.420
take the picture no you know it's like nice

03:49:25.860 --> 03:49:29.140
haven't all the time

03:49:29.740 --> 03:49:33.020
all right let's get them up

03:49:33.020 --> 03:49:35.020
I

03:49:38.580 --> 03:49:41.220
Mean guys real talk I

03:49:43.220 --> 03:49:45.220
Mean we're gonna three come towards top of this game

03:49:47.100 --> 03:49:49.100
One million person

03:49:52.980 --> 03:49:55.660
I'll get energy today. Yeah, I'm doing good. Say honestly

03:49:55.660 --> 03:49:57.660
WHAAAAAT?

03:50:01.660 --> 03:50:03.660
Jesus! What the fuck?!

03:50:05.660 --> 03:50:10.660
Why the fuck would you ever even say that? What did I ever do to you, dude?

03:50:10.660 --> 03:50:28.660
Come on, please, just let me get the 3-cam gank and back in the game, okay?

03:50:28.660 --> 03:50:35.660
Oh, I'd say I want to get the three-camp gank off, but now he's like pushing him too far.

03:50:35.660 --> 03:50:38.660
I'm lucky.

03:50:45.660 --> 03:50:49.660
God, that fucking sucks.

03:50:49.660 --> 03:50:55.660
I mean, what if Ekko's three-camping top, though?

03:50:55.660 --> 03:50:58.660
Oh, he has snowboard, actually.

03:51:05.660 --> 03:51:07.660
Oh, where does that...

03:51:08.660 --> 03:51:10.660
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?

03:51:11.660 --> 03:51:13.660
We're gonna start recording here.

03:51:13.660 --> 03:51:28.460
I wasted so much time god damn it and six five parents are welcome

03:51:43.660 --> 03:51:45.660
And uh, cleaning, everyone found us all.

03:51:45.660 --> 03:51:46.660
Thank you.

03:51:46.660 --> 03:51:49.660
Where does the audio come from?

03:51:49.660 --> 03:51:53.660
Uh, I always talk about it, so I have this friend of Ale.

03:51:53.660 --> 03:51:54.660
He doesn't stream anymore.

03:51:54.660 --> 03:52:00.660
And at one point I went in his stream and he was on this like uh, like live chat service, whatever.

03:52:00.660 --> 03:52:06.660
And I typed in his stream and then when I typed he asked the people that were like in his stream with him,

03:52:06.660 --> 03:52:09.660
or like the people that, who's like live he joined.

03:52:09.660 --> 03:52:13.220
And he was like yo y'all know motherfucking know and I'll best second in the world

03:52:13.700 --> 03:52:15.860
And they're like who the fuck is that?

03:52:22.020 --> 03:52:24.500
How's your voice so intact I don't know bro

03:52:24.500 --> 03:52:30.460
I think my throat is like an asshole to be honest like I fucked it so hard over the last few weeks

03:52:30.700 --> 03:52:32.700
That it doesn't even get like sore anymore

03:52:32.700 --> 03:52:40.700
I'm gonna be honest, I actually swear to the fuck out of no one.

03:52:40.700 --> 03:52:46.700
If I go show some of it, I need to go for that crab right away, but it's like I'm gonna

03:52:46.700 --> 03:52:49.700
have a bit of downtime, so...

03:52:49.700 --> 03:52:53.700
You don't know exhaust?

03:52:53.700 --> 03:52:58.700
You saw a special, doesn't it?

03:52:58.700 --> 03:53:09.640
fucking bitch

03:53:09.640 --> 03:53:14.640
no no no I can't help you I can't help you if I help you I fuck myself I can't do it

03:53:14.640 --> 03:53:16.640
You guys know Motherfuckin' Dora?

03:53:16.640 --> 03:53:18.640
That's the best thing in the world.

03:53:26.640 --> 03:53:28.640
We have a- I just put a few of these on.

03:53:35.640 --> 03:53:36.640
WOOOOOO!

03:53:36.640 --> 03:53:38.640
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Dora?

03:53:38.640 --> 03:53:39.640
Oh, no.

03:53:39.640 --> 03:53:45.800
Oh, and then I miss this one by one, yeah, because why the fuck one time I miss this

03:53:45.800 --> 03:53:46.800
one by fucking one?

03:53:46.800 --> 03:53:50.640
Nah, I shouldn't have won that one.

03:53:50.640 --> 03:53:54.040
Oh, nice!

03:53:54.040 --> 03:53:55.040
Great throw by me.

03:53:55.040 --> 03:53:56.040
Fuck!

03:53:56.040 --> 03:53:57.040
That's fine.

03:53:57.040 --> 03:53:58.040
That's just...

03:53:58.040 --> 03:54:08.040
I'm just gonna catch him, but who have I been on, like, dragging, honestly?

03:54:08.040 --> 03:54:16.040
Always 6?

03:54:16.040 --> 03:54:29.040
Bro, my name is down to 2 Abos, I don't know how to feel about this fight.

03:54:29.040 --> 03:54:39.040
You know we have brown here?

03:54:39.040 --> 03:54:51.160
He's gonna stay in my raptor, so...

03:54:51.160 --> 03:54:55.160
I mean listen, I deserve to be in my raptor, so I just fucked up my whole tempo by dying

03:54:55.160 --> 03:54:56.160
red.

03:54:56.160 --> 03:55:03.040
Yo, why every time I talk about my cheesy dick, I get Vander timed out?

03:55:03.040 --> 03:55:13.800
I mean, it's crazy because you have the answer in the question you just asked, right?

03:55:13.800 --> 03:55:16.800
It's like saying, you know, 2 plus 2 is 4, but what's 2 plus 2?

03:55:16.800 --> 03:55:23.320
I mean dude you like like you quite literally gave yourself the answer

03:55:39.320 --> 03:55:41.320
I don't like that even in there

03:55:46.800 --> 03:56:06.760
He has a very smart team, that's the worst part about him.

03:56:06.760 --> 03:56:34.560
Oh, it's my fault, it's all my fault.

03:56:34.560 --> 03:56:38.960
see how many games where you are from challenges are a curse bro you know what it feels like

03:56:39.520 --> 03:56:44.640
that's like you have a kid that's like an orphan and he's gonna get adopted right and like these

03:56:44.640 --> 03:56:49.680
two parents right they're about to like adopt him and their name is like mr and mrs smith right

03:56:50.320 --> 03:56:54.800
and then he sits there his name is charlie and he's like going to bed at night he's like oh my god

03:56:55.680 --> 03:57:03.120
charlie smith charlie smith charlie smith his eyes close he feels that peace

03:57:03.880 --> 03:57:11.900
He wakes up he gets news that both of them died in a fucking fire, right? It's like wow, okay, so then a month later

03:57:13.260 --> 03:57:16.220
Another couple mr. And mrs. Johnson

03:57:17.100 --> 03:57:19.260
They're saying that they're like we're gonna adopt you right

03:57:20.460 --> 03:57:22.080
Goes about a night

03:57:22.080 --> 03:57:25.280
Charlie Johnson Charlie Johnson Charlie Johnson

03:57:25.920 --> 03:57:30.140
Goes to bed wakes up finds out that both of them just got arrested for fucking like

03:57:30.140 --> 03:57:34.580
taking black tar heroin while driving fucking cheery suit and it's like

03:57:34.580 --> 03:57:39.340
every time every single time he sits there and he gets hopeful it just gets

03:57:39.340 --> 03:57:42.780
ripped away from him and that's how it feels whenever you say how many games

03:57:42.780 --> 03:57:46.980
where you are from challenger or like whatever I'm only four wins away from

03:57:46.980 --> 03:57:52.460
emeralds yep hey you just invoke the fucking curse buddy better way to see

03:57:52.460 --> 03:57:55.460
what happens next game

03:58:00.140 --> 03:58:25.940
I love how much you grew as a streamer, you were just a bevel, you MLT, NHL ago.

03:58:25.940 --> 03:58:31.740
you wrong but a tiny thing they've done so much it's been pretty amazing to see

03:58:31.740 --> 03:58:33.740
Honestly

03:58:41.260 --> 03:58:43.260
I'm doing great, bro

03:58:46.460 --> 03:58:48.460
Nice we have a shot on with

03:58:48.780 --> 03:58:54.820
And Pico down 31 saw and I curse back down the force of one sock back and the money at their parents off

03:58:54.900 --> 03:58:56.900
Let's get couch fight

03:59:01.740 --> 03:59:08.740
I'm not making you believe that.

03:59:08.740 --> 03:59:13.740
Sorry, Johnny.

03:59:13.740 --> 03:59:17.740
Fight!

03:59:17.740 --> 03:59:19.740
Fight!

03:59:19.740 --> 03:59:22.740
Sorry, I can't do it!

03:59:22.740 --> 03:59:25.740
That's a yes or no sign.

03:59:25.740 --> 03:59:30.740
Is that Japanese, by the way, or is that like a made-up language that they made for League of Legends?

03:59:30.740 --> 03:59:32.740
Sorya Gadon!

03:59:35.540 --> 03:59:37.540
HASAGI!

03:59:45.740 --> 03:59:56.740
Dude imagine instead of being called the Shadow Isles, it was called the Cock-Old Isles and every time you build that, you just get gang banged by like fucking 15 different men, dude. Jesus.

04:00:00.740 --> 04:00:07.740
The team is actually in the super wall.

04:00:22.740 --> 04:00:25.740
There's no way to look at the back of the house.

04:00:25.740 --> 04:00:26.740
That sucks.

04:00:26.740 --> 04:00:33.740
is

04:00:40.060 --> 04:00:45.060
well guys i have really bad news the enemy renekton just got a double kill

04:00:45.060 --> 04:00:52.060
what

04:00:52.060 --> 04:00:55.060
But if he tries fighting me, Loki will lose this.

04:00:59.060 --> 04:01:03.060
So I just played top to bottom, then we can look on the drag after.

04:01:09.060 --> 04:01:12.060
Have you seen Jinxbow with Muda, bro? I watched it.

04:01:12.060 --> 04:01:18.060
Because the thing is, I had some to-do slots, so I didn't say that I was on for coaching.

04:01:18.060 --> 04:01:21.500
But like, dude I was sitting there and I was watching and I was lying up last to her.

04:01:22.500 --> 04:01:24.160
Muda! I'm taking it with...

04:01:24.160 --> 04:01:26.160
JINXY! FUCK OFF!

04:01:26.160 --> 04:01:29.160
Dude, my coach told me to.

04:01:41.160 --> 04:01:44.160
YOU FUCKING BAD DINAPHERI!

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nice

04:02:00.420 --> 04:02:07.420
I'm cherry-suitin' no fuckin' raptor is anymore

04:02:07.420 --> 04:02:20.940
I'm gonna smite this so I can just get here on time and then just one shot.

04:02:20.940 --> 04:02:27.860
I'm fucking bullshitting when you play against a brand and they just rushes Rylai's and

04:02:27.860 --> 04:02:31.500
I never watch them moving.

04:02:31.500 --> 04:02:35.500
He's also top moody that he's not gankin' cuz you told him not to? Good.

04:02:37.500 --> 04:02:41.500
Now I'm telling ya, I feel like a proud dad watching those games.

04:02:48.500 --> 04:02:52.500
And he was doing like really well too. I've been trying to hold his Q and show, I was like, wait what the fuck?

04:02:52.500 --> 04:03:05.660
I've no smite. You know what? Now we're not gonna do this dragon. I have no smite

04:03:05.660 --> 04:03:07.660
No, I'll just have to go for the dragon egg lobster.

04:03:12.660 --> 04:03:15.660
Well, my raptors respawned, they instant take them. Are you fucking shitting?

04:03:35.660 --> 04:03:42.640
good, that's what we're looking for

04:03:42.640 --> 04:03:45.300
BIG SHUT DOWN

04:03:45.300 --> 04:03:52.940
ok so if we look on the bombs and afterwards maybe we invade their top side, kinda like

04:03:52.940 --> 04:03:53.940
that damn

04:03:53.940 --> 04:03:55.940
I

04:04:53.940 --> 04:05:03.580
That's huge.

04:05:03.580 --> 04:05:05.740
I just do fun ways to get resources this game.

04:05:05.740 --> 04:05:09.660
I have to mind one mental fuck up early but it's looking like it's actually very winnable

04:05:09.660 --> 04:05:10.660
though.

04:05:10.660 --> 04:05:11.660
Just what I like.

04:05:11.660 --> 04:05:15.460
But I have to put you back at your prime but even bigger.

04:05:15.460 --> 04:05:20.220
Dude it just feels really nice because like the thing is that you have to understand that

04:05:20.220 --> 04:05:31.980
When you like are doing really well and then like you fall off, right, you're going to read comments every day, every single day, being like you fall off, you're never going to be as good.

04:05:31.980 --> 04:05:35.120
How did it feel that your career is never going to peak that high again?

04:05:35.120 --> 04:05:41.300
They're never going to experience that, you know, and it's like, there comes the point where it's like, eventually you start believing it too, right?

04:05:41.700 --> 04:05:49.940
So then nowadays to see that it's like, I'm able to almost hit that career prime again, you know,

04:05:50.220 --> 04:05:52.720
But then to hit it not because of

04:05:54.420 --> 04:06:00.420
Like just like a ranking or anything like that but more select personality oriented and obviously like with Jinxie

04:06:00.920 --> 04:06:05.280
Like being one to like be coached by me and him like one's like do that every day and shit

04:06:05.280 --> 04:06:10.120
It just kind of cool. You know cuz like oh, I guess people really think I'm funny

04:06:10.120 --> 04:06:14.200
I guess you like they enjoy watching me. No, it's like it's nice

04:06:14.960 --> 04:06:19.400
Outside of just like the the hardcore rank Ryan's or the hard side of the show and presents

04:06:20.220 --> 04:06:27.220
What is this?

04:06:37.760 --> 04:06:38.600
Thank god.

04:06:38.600 --> 04:06:41.640
Bro, if he wants to die to that gen, they'll be there. I'm sure he would have gotten a

04:06:41.640 --> 04:06:42.640
skeleton then.

04:06:42.640 --> 04:06:45.640
They bailed me.

04:06:50.220 --> 04:06:52.220
I

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See what's up

04:07:02.660 --> 04:07:07.940
Take talk out there my algorithm has been great to know every guy open up take talking

04:07:07.940 --> 04:07:14.260
I just do like some random like clip from the streams edit. I just die of laughter. It's so fucking hilarious

04:07:15.220 --> 04:07:17.220
Yo, you guys know motherfucking don't

04:07:17.700 --> 04:07:19.700
best heck room in the world

04:07:20.220 --> 04:07:27.220
should we look for an executioner or something like that, yeah it's good action

04:07:29.820 --> 04:07:33.820
and tabs, pan and sugar, I guess that's what I thought it was, thank you

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I need more but I use your art appeal for the gen, that's obviously worthless, no I've

04:07:38.820 --> 04:07:39.820
seen it all, never

04:07:39.820 --> 04:07:44.580
I'll just appear for the zen fuck no even like I'll just appear for the gen like

04:07:44.580 --> 04:07:48.940
I don't fucking don't and I have hot thing prime

04:07:48.940 --> 04:07:52.500
so I get my first in there

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no

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but I feel like prime that's so fucked I didn't think I needed to

04:08:00.940 --> 04:08:03.900
no I mean like

04:08:03.900 --> 04:08:13.900
I should have ulted him.

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I'm down too.

04:08:23.900 --> 04:08:28.340
Like the thing is at the end of the day guys sing a bit like this.

04:08:28.340 --> 04:08:30.060
i'm like

04:08:30.060 --> 04:08:35.380
i'm like the kinky okay imagine i'm like the kinkiest girl ever right

04:08:35.380 --> 04:08:37.820
but i was forced to be a Mormon

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for like

04:08:38.880 --> 04:08:40.180
twenty years

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and then one day i'm not a Mormon anymore

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and it's like i enlist as a prostitute

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it's like i'm willing to do

04:08:47.220 --> 04:08:48.200
anything

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you know what i mean

04:08:49.340 --> 04:08:52.860
so that's why jinksy tells you at one point like he wants this or that or this or that like

04:08:52.860 --> 04:08:59.860
but yeah anything like let's go for it

04:09:03.900 --> 04:09:10.900
low key

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okay so i want to look on the bar in here

04:09:22.860 --> 04:09:27.860
I wonder who's going to come for this end?

04:09:27.860 --> 04:09:30.860
It's got to be Ekko.

04:09:44.860 --> 04:09:48.860
Wow, I literally fucked with QBash out of 1HP.

04:09:48.860 --> 04:09:54.140
I mean it's this Fasha please.

04:09:54.140 --> 04:09:59.700
Guys, what if we just Baron?

04:09:59.700 --> 04:10:00.700
Bots?

04:10:00.700 --> 04:10:02.380
Like they're all forced to reset.

04:10:02.380 --> 04:10:03.580
Echoes can be from this.

04:10:03.580 --> 04:10:05.380
Bots like just Baron.

04:10:05.380 --> 04:10:09.620
I know it's a crazy call to make down 10 kills, but it's like the enemy team cannot contest

04:10:09.620 --> 04:10:10.620
us.

04:10:10.620 --> 04:10:11.620
We're good.

04:10:11.620 --> 04:10:12.620
Trust me.

04:10:12.620 --> 04:10:13.620
Hi Dante.

04:10:13.620 --> 04:10:15.820
You should listen to Hisagi from Kamal.

04:10:15.820 --> 04:10:17.820
It's a Dutch up tempo song.

04:10:17.820 --> 04:10:20.820
the lines from your school were used in the sun

04:10:20.820 --> 04:10:22.420
that's a player

04:10:22.420 --> 04:10:24.320
i guess i think i flash

04:10:24.320 --> 04:10:27.020
like you if you want me to give an actual good one

04:10:27.020 --> 04:10:28.460
i'm not sure that one

04:10:28.460 --> 04:10:35.460
it's a truck's boys and so

04:10:37.300 --> 04:10:38.620
all we just lost them

04:10:38.620 --> 04:10:40.380
well that's x

04:10:40.380 --> 04:10:41.380
Ah, where is he?

04:11:10.380 --> 04:11:12.940
into it

04:11:26.460 --> 04:11:29.340
don't know if I'm so hard every game

04:11:29.340 --> 04:11:33.420
huge fan for a long time, been loving the coaching sessions with JinxD

04:11:33.420 --> 04:11:37.500
why don't you teach him tremor since he's essentially warped without holding Q

04:11:37.500 --> 04:11:39.500
The tunnel's just too boring.

04:11:42.140 --> 04:11:44.140
It's just such a boring fucking jam.

04:11:58.300 --> 04:12:00.300
Wait, this looks like it could be good actually.

04:12:00.300 --> 04:12:02.300
Jhin is here?

04:12:02.300 --> 04:12:09.300
The thing is that Jhin needs Infinity Edge and then one more item to go crazy.

04:12:09.300 --> 04:12:12.300
Good, good, good.

04:12:12.300 --> 04:12:24.300
Alright guys, we knew you got that now.

04:12:54.300 --> 04:12:58.860
a dagger right now and I don't like that cuz dagger does not build into LDR or

04:12:58.860 --> 04:13:03.420
mortal mind or so it's like what are we building

04:13:08.780 --> 04:13:14.760
what the fuck is that shit what the fuck was what the fuck what the fuck was

04:13:14.760 --> 04:13:18.560
what the fuck was that

04:13:24.300 --> 04:13:26.300
Oh fuck off

04:13:34.160 --> 04:13:37.420
We do have a good amount of chains you see though like if we group

04:13:41.820 --> 04:13:43.820
Nice

04:13:43.820 --> 04:13:45.820
I

04:13:52.860 --> 04:13:58.060
Guys I'm not king. I think we just won the fucking game. I swear to God, but we won't be all it's like I knocked out

04:13:58.060 --> 04:14:00.060
But it's like in general. I think this one

04:14:00.060 --> 04:14:07.060
this is the best

04:14:11.420 --> 04:14:14.420
this one guy, this one guy, nice head-orcher shot

04:14:14.420 --> 04:14:17.420
huge

04:14:17.420 --> 04:14:20.420
huge

04:14:20.420 --> 04:14:29.420
We need Scubblecrab into a dragon.

04:14:29.420 --> 04:14:35.420
Hey guys, thoughts on my Cartman voice?

04:14:35.420 --> 04:14:40.420
God damn it guys, can you be like the dragon to him right now?

04:14:40.420 --> 04:14:49.420
What if today, when I call Jinxie for the variety, I only talk in that voice for the entire day?

04:14:49.420 --> 04:14:52.200
And I just pretend like that's my normal voice

04:14:52.620 --> 04:14:54.620
thoughts

04:14:56.900 --> 04:14:59.580
Did I go fucking crazy or that'd be too annoying

04:14:59.580 --> 04:15:20.500
That's lowkey good, ah, shoot.

04:15:20.500 --> 04:15:23.180
You have to do it today.

04:15:23.180 --> 04:15:26.780
Okay, I'll try it then.

04:15:26.780 --> 04:15:36.780
Like, okay, we'll give it a try then.

04:15:36.780 --> 04:15:46.140
What the fuck kind of cancer is that?

04:15:46.140 --> 04:15:54.700
I mean, magic was as bad as fking a canik without being sent.

04:15:54.700 --> 04:15:58.300
Is it not the retarded org voice that you see us for World of Warcraft?

04:15:59.140 --> 04:16:00.260
Yeah, it is.

04:16:00.860 --> 04:16:02.460
But it sounds more like card man.

04:16:06.060 --> 04:16:07.500
I think we should just one mistake.

04:16:16.180 --> 04:16:18.780
Respect my authority!

04:16:24.700 --> 04:16:25.900
We need to look on those.

04:16:29.260 --> 04:16:30.940
Even just found the variants are going to be really good though.

04:16:36.300 --> 04:16:38.300
As long as it doesn't get stolen, we're going to be okay.

04:16:49.340 --> 04:16:51.500
We need to play on the crab here.

04:16:54.700 --> 04:17:04.220
Okay, so if we just get this here and then afterwards look on the Baron, what could we

04:17:04.220 --> 04:17:06.220
get done with that?

04:17:06.220 --> 04:17:11.220
Okay, no.

04:17:11.220 --> 04:17:17.380
Yeah, keep it on, keep it on, keep it on.

04:17:17.380 --> 04:17:20.180
This is okay guys, we have second grade.

04:17:20.180 --> 04:17:23.700
Yeah, yeah, oh son son son son son son son son son son

04:17:34.420 --> 04:17:36.420
I count the bash on

04:17:37.180 --> 04:17:39.180
But why the fuck are we not so

04:17:41.100 --> 04:17:43.140
Why are we not even grouped as five

04:17:50.180 --> 04:18:06.420
I mean this is just stupid as fuck.

04:18:06.420 --> 04:18:14.860
There's no reason for this.

04:18:14.860 --> 04:18:17.860
I could type to fucking Kingdom come to the soccer and change show.

04:18:20.060 --> 04:18:21.560
I'm saying my executioner's on.

04:18:23.560 --> 04:18:25.060
I don't need to have it anymore.

04:18:39.560 --> 04:18:41.060
Oh man.

04:18:44.860 --> 04:18:46.860
I

04:18:49.780 --> 04:18:52.140
Sound like that we can maybe look on the gyke here

04:19:02.780 --> 04:19:04.780
Jesus

04:19:06.620 --> 04:19:09.120
I mean like I'm not gonna one man the ultra fucking

04:19:14.860 --> 04:19:19.860
Yo you guys know motherfucking total? Best hacker in the world.

04:19:19.860 --> 04:19:23.860
No no no no no no no no no. You fucking bastard.

04:19:26.860 --> 04:19:28.860
Wow we actually lost now. Cool.

04:19:28.860 --> 04:19:33.860
We lost the most unloosable game ever cause then the slide that he wanted to split inside of you and bring me on down.

04:19:33.860 --> 04:19:35.860
Sick bro. Love when that happens.

04:19:38.860 --> 04:19:39.860
Like it!

04:19:39.860 --> 04:19:51.460
I've literally lost the most unloosable game ever, like, that's so retarded.

04:19:51.460 --> 04:19:53.140
And uh, cheers new fam, and a prime welcome.

04:19:53.140 --> 04:19:54.140
Thank you.

04:19:54.140 --> 04:19:57.140
I can't believe that's how we lose our first game of the day, like that game was unironically

04:19:57.140 --> 04:19:58.140
whatever.

04:19:58.140 --> 04:20:02.580
I could've played better in the earlier stages and then everyone would've went to that long,

04:20:02.580 --> 04:20:03.580
so.

04:20:03.580 --> 04:20:05.580
I

04:20:11.980 --> 04:20:13.980
That's actually so crazy

04:20:17.780 --> 04:20:19.780
Generally so fucking crazy

04:20:19.780 --> 04:20:21.780
I

04:20:30.380 --> 04:20:33.360
Report this in yeah, but I mean even if we're close for watching

04:20:44.140 --> 04:20:48.300
What people have you bought other people I'm gonna be honest I generally have no idea

04:20:49.780 --> 04:20:54.780
Like I genuinely have no fucking idea.

04:20:54.780 --> 04:21:07.780
Alright.

04:21:07.780 --> 04:21:10.780
Just so you know, Ron is a massive ragebader.

04:21:10.780 --> 04:21:14.780
Oh boy, do I have news for you.

04:21:14.780 --> 04:21:16.780
I'm gonna go bathroom

04:21:44.780 --> 04:21:51.780
Can't escape that, can't run!

04:22:14.780 --> 04:22:21.680
Keep their元, keep their元, keep their元!

04:22:21.680 --> 04:22:32.040
Keep their元, keep their元, keep their元, keep their元!

04:22:32.040 --> 04:22:33.540
KILL DUDE!

04:22:33.540 --> 04:22:40.940
I'm on with it!

04:22:40.940 --> 04:22:43.600
EEEEW!

04:23:13.600 --> 04:23:38.600
Okay, guys, so they won Rockside this game.

04:23:38.600 --> 04:23:51.600
I'm trying to think what would actually be a game, maybe a dining game.

04:23:51.600 --> 04:23:56.840
Kind of like that Divya gets to them.

04:23:56.840 --> 04:24:07.600
My old brother I don't care.

04:24:07.600 --> 04:24:10.940
You know what I think the funniest thing ever that I find is?

04:24:10.940 --> 04:24:14.220
I'm like I genuinely can't even believe that it's still like

04:24:14.220 --> 04:24:18.720
something that people are gonna type. Let me show you guys.

04:24:18.720 --> 04:24:20.880
So, look at this.

04:24:20.880 --> 04:24:25.160
Top laner's gonna sit here and say, I play for fun. I don't care, right?

04:24:25.160 --> 04:24:28.980
It's the same top laner that we played with last game. Same guy.

04:24:28.980 --> 04:24:33.280
Right? Same guy.

04:24:33.280 --> 04:24:36.140
You have hundreds of games

04:24:36.140 --> 04:24:39.120
on this account alone

04:24:39.120 --> 04:24:42.880
but i i played with this guy multiple times that he has multiple accounts

04:24:42.880 --> 04:24:44.680
but i'm not kidding

04:24:44.680 --> 04:24:48.080
then he has another one that's called like sundar

04:24:48.080 --> 04:24:50.240
like some shit like that

04:24:50.240 --> 04:24:52.600
yo you guys know motherfucking donal

04:24:52.600 --> 04:24:54.000
best hack in the world

04:24:54.000 --> 04:24:57.160
but i used to play with them like all the time like before the other shit

04:24:57.160 --> 04:24:59.560
and it's like what do you mean you don't care if you have like

04:24:59.560 --> 04:25:02.920
even let's say it's let's say this is only an account right

04:25:02.920 --> 04:25:06.120
like you have five hundred games this season right

04:25:06.120 --> 04:25:08.280
five hundred games

04:25:08.280 --> 04:25:11.400
how do you not care if you have five hundred games or like four hundred let's

04:25:11.400 --> 04:25:12.680
say

04:25:12.680 --> 04:25:15.040
like why are you just going to sit there and pretend like you don't give a shit

04:25:15.040 --> 04:25:17.000
you have four hundred games like

04:25:17.000 --> 04:25:19.400
why haven't I typed that like oh yeah I don't care like

04:25:19.400 --> 04:25:20.800
I mean obviously

04:25:20.800 --> 04:25:22.960
but if you don't care about four hundred games

04:25:22.960 --> 04:25:26.760
like fucking four months into the season like

04:25:26.760 --> 04:25:28.400
and uh... Travis having the prime

04:25:28.400 --> 04:25:29.320
oh shit

04:25:29.320 --> 04:25:34.320
I want Billy underneath there when the fog gets a free shot. Thank you. I'm listening there when the gets you.

04:25:44.320 --> 04:25:46.320
Yeah, it's just like I don't know.

04:25:52.320 --> 04:25:55.320
So all we do is we just wait for the top to bottom and then we should get him.

04:25:59.320 --> 04:26:07.300
I played 3 rank games on Hager Mountain team, meeting him.

04:26:07.300 --> 04:26:09.300
Thoughts on that?

04:26:09.300 --> 04:26:11.300
Could be good.

04:26:11.300 --> 04:26:16.300
I mean if you're enjoying it, that's the bottom line of the only thing that matters, right?

04:26:16.300 --> 04:26:22.300
Cause like at the end Dave, one trick at anything or play anything that you enjoy playing.

04:26:22.300 --> 04:26:24.300
As long as you enjoy playing him, that's all that matters.

04:26:29.300 --> 04:26:31.300
Don't want to hear the boss talk about the game.

04:26:38.300 --> 04:26:40.300
And beat them in the front walk-up. Thank you.

04:26:44.300 --> 04:26:46.300
He says he's countered any islands, level 1.

04:27:22.300 --> 04:27:37.300
So the jungler is rock-sized so we do have to be a bit careful about that.

04:27:37.300 --> 04:27:39.300
Did she really clear the ward's top?

04:27:39.300 --> 04:27:41.300
i think that's like crazy

04:27:41.300 --> 04:27:43.300
not hit ends

04:28:09.300 --> 04:28:20.900
like it why do you not come

04:28:30.900 --> 04:28:34.140
there we go

04:28:39.300 --> 04:29:02.860
I mean, that's my fault, whatever.

04:29:02.860 --> 04:29:05.720
Like the 2nd 9 team backs off, I should have just followed the fact that they weren't coming

04:29:05.720 --> 04:29:08.880
and then I just like back off the ground.

04:29:08.880 --> 04:29:13.760
We have invaded the gromp 100 million percent instead of resetting bud

04:29:14.960 --> 04:29:17.500
It's like a good jungler makes a good call and

04:29:18.400 --> 04:29:23.960
Follows it a great jungler is willing to back off the good call if his teammate doesn't help him

04:29:25.880 --> 04:29:27.880
So it's on me

04:29:27.880 --> 04:29:29.880
Oh whatever

04:29:36.440 --> 04:29:42.160
This kid really counters cinch by the way, I have a hard time believing that she actually counters them somebody

04:29:51.200 --> 04:29:54.420
It was then Clancy with no sudden usual activity on your account

04:29:54.420 --> 04:29:59.840
we can see you are being view-botted like who's gonna watch a wash one trick fail to get challenging for another season

04:30:01.880 --> 04:30:06.820
Alright chat who would actually watch that type one if you would actually watch that type two of mr.

04:30:06.820 --> 04:30:09.560
Clancy over here is right, and it's just a view-botted incident

04:30:10.080 --> 04:30:12.560
Everyone is just view like a view bottom today

04:30:24.420 --> 04:30:45.500
I'm gonna be honest, but I should play on the uh, Jaguar, it could be really good.

04:30:45.500 --> 04:30:46.660
This game is fucking aides.

04:30:46.660 --> 04:30:51.420
Wait, when you put the music off, I'm gonna be honest, like the music being as old as

04:30:51.420 --> 04:30:58.420
it is what's fucking us right now

04:31:05.820 --> 04:31:12.820
all right

04:31:13.500 --> 04:31:20.500
when I'm really nice you look on the right here

04:31:21.420 --> 04:31:32.720
but it's like I hate rex I but Lee Sin is just worse if Lee Sin wasn't with the

04:31:32.720 --> 04:31:37.220
most broken jungler in the game or not I saw it ban rex every game

04:31:44.660 --> 04:31:49.260
I mean sure yeah like let's not just make a guy

04:32:21.420 --> 04:32:26.420
We'll just like, meet him and then we'll just play for Dragon to win the game and then I'll block him after I skim on that RFT game, yeah?

04:32:27.420 --> 04:32:30.420
Man, I might still play with them, at least on that RFT we just must see this.

04:32:51.420 --> 04:32:54.420
I don't remember. Dragons have this game.

04:33:11.420 --> 04:33:13.420
Should I get a Raxanthosh down?

04:33:13.420 --> 04:33:17.420
They should be able to get out of Leesley all night, but I don't know if they're going to get more than that.

04:33:17.420 --> 04:33:18.420
Probably not.

04:33:21.420 --> 04:33:24.620
She'll take a break. I don't even take a break, dude

04:33:25.940 --> 04:33:30.180
It's just unfortunate that my top laner would rather never follow any place

04:33:30.180 --> 04:33:35.660
I go for to like prove a point because he's mad I didn't get last pick and said doing everything that he counts like when the game

04:33:35.660 --> 04:33:37.420
I'm fine my calls

04:33:37.420 --> 04:33:39.460
But then by that same logic

04:33:39.460 --> 04:33:46.980
It's also unfortunate that I haven't been like paying enough attention to realize that he is actively doing that like breathing bullshit

04:33:47.060 --> 04:33:49.060
So I just don't go for any place at all

04:33:49.060 --> 04:33:54.340
He's imagine we're just on my jungle game and just like if you play for drags like you'd be fine

04:33:55.060 --> 04:34:00.860
I'm a the only one really underperforming so it's like I thought it just not gone finding those plays would be in a much better spot

04:34:00.860 --> 04:34:02.860
See right so

04:34:03.220 --> 04:34:05.220
To give in a take

04:34:08.220 --> 04:34:10.740
And then I bust you can't miss a lot. Thank you

04:34:19.060 --> 04:34:25.760
Oh, and I just realized it's actually 440.

04:34:25.760 --> 04:34:28.480
Oh, fuck, wait.

04:34:28.480 --> 04:34:30.760
So in 20 minutes the variety starts.

04:34:30.760 --> 04:34:33.600
Oh, shit, wait, bro, I just re-

04:34:33.600 --> 04:34:37.360
Holy fuck, has it day been going by that fast?

04:34:37.360 --> 04:34:46.360
Bro, that's actually crazy.

04:34:46.360 --> 04:34:50.360
I genuinely cannot believe today has been going by that fast. It's already almost 5.

04:34:50.360 --> 04:34:52.360
What the fuck?

04:34:56.360 --> 04:35:00.360
Okay, so it's gotta win then, because this is gonna be our last game for a few hours.

04:35:11.360 --> 04:35:14.360
Alright, we gotta just run on the top side and then we're gonna get it.

04:35:16.360 --> 04:35:33.880
Nice, I got the big rop there.

04:35:33.880 --> 04:35:34.880
You know what?

04:35:34.880 --> 04:35:36.480
And Victor gots to kill whatever.

04:35:36.480 --> 04:35:38.760
Nice, we take those.

04:35:38.760 --> 04:35:45.600
Are you getting the ceiling out for Roddy?

04:35:45.600 --> 04:35:48.480
Yeah, that's it. It's gonna be a long, it's gonna be a long one, say.

04:35:51.140 --> 04:35:54.020
Jinxia's fan mail survived plenty of time?

04:35:54.020 --> 04:35:56.020
Oh, is he doing fan mail today?

04:36:01.040 --> 04:36:02.540
Alright, it's in 20 minutes, say.

04:36:12.600 --> 04:36:14.600
Jinxia's live, goodbye!

04:36:14.600 --> 04:36:16.600
Bye, gingsy refugees.

04:36:16.600 --> 04:36:18.600
That was nice having you guys.

04:36:18.600 --> 04:36:20.600
Maybe I'll see you later.

04:36:23.600 --> 04:36:27.600
It's not what we do, so you just play for the red and then we're gonna be in a really good spot.

04:36:40.600 --> 04:36:42.600
Okay, wanna look on... oh nice.

04:36:42.600 --> 04:36:45.900
guys if I go for the blue invade do you think my syringe is going to actively

04:36:45.900 --> 04:36:50.000
grief me or do you think he's actually not like fall at this time

04:36:50.000 --> 04:36:55.000
he literally doesn't have anything else to do he's full out full man full man with all his life

04:37:03.000 --> 04:37:07.000
okay so we'll just play on the crab here then

04:37:12.600 --> 04:37:21.600
Okay, while the Ash went for- OH MY GOD, no that's actually huge.

04:37:21.600 --> 04:37:25.600
We all died but- actually the same cost.

04:37:25.600 --> 04:37:27.600
Alright, somebody?

04:37:27.600 --> 04:37:33.600
We'll see if he deserves a good spanking.

04:37:33.600 --> 04:38:02.600
We'll see if he deserves a good spanking.

04:38:02.600 --> 04:38:07.600
I feel like crying, that's so insanely f**king sad

04:38:14.100 --> 04:38:18.600
Ooh, wait this guy, no it doesn't actually have this mindless game, what the f**k

04:38:19.600 --> 04:38:21.600
I'M GETTING CAREED!

04:38:21.600 --> 04:38:23.600
Let's f**king go bro

04:38:26.100 --> 04:38:28.600
I'm actually getting carried so f**king hard this game

04:38:32.600 --> 04:38:35.000
But it's like I'll take it bro, I'll take it.

04:38:35.000 --> 04:38:38.600
We've been lucky playing out of our mind, getting carried a little once in a while it's getting.

04:38:46.600 --> 04:38:51.600
I need to find a champ that actually does one through Axi, I swear that's the one champ I can never like figure out.

04:38:51.600 --> 04:38:58.600
Okay, I think we just found this song again.

04:39:21.600 --> 04:39:36.600
Okay, I mean, genuinely, I ain't looking too terrible right now.

04:39:36.600 --> 04:40:04.840
I'm such a piece of shit this game I'm gonna be honest I'm generally playing so bad

04:40:04.840 --> 04:40:09.440
All of those came on to the next like 5-7 minutes, so I have a few minutes to just let myself a bit of food.

04:40:11.040 --> 04:40:14.440
Cause I think I need to eat a little bit, I'm gonna eat him like almost anything, so...

04:40:27.940 --> 04:40:30.940
Unless I get the hell of him then I run to get past her right now.

04:40:32.040 --> 04:40:33.640
Fuck, that could actually be a good idea.

04:40:34.840 --> 04:40:44.840
What could that car actually be the method?

04:40:44.840 --> 04:41:04.820
I'm not saying I'm tabby, I'm a shovel, bro, I'm a fucking

04:41:04.820 --> 04:41:06.820
in a very good spot or no

04:41:11.820 --> 04:41:13.820
WHAAAAAT

04:41:23.820 --> 04:41:25.820
no, ain't no way

04:41:30.820 --> 04:41:31.820
oh no

04:41:31.820 --> 04:41:32.820
FUCK

04:42:34.820 --> 04:42:41.820
It's time to heat it up.

04:43:04.820 --> 04:43:08.820
Sam, Loki didn't have time to eat it up, either.

04:43:18.820 --> 04:43:20.820
Did he just fall out of the fridge?

04:43:20.820 --> 04:43:22.820
Uh, yeah.

04:44:04.820 --> 04:44:06.820
They're a decent squad now.

04:44:14.820 --> 04:44:17.820
Jynx see co-streaming worlds with Dantas?

04:44:23.820 --> 04:44:24.820
It's not like that.

04:44:24.820 --> 04:44:26.820
But me and Jynx see we're gonna try co-streaming.

04:44:26.820 --> 04:44:40.640
I'm gonna just have to like uh, tone it down a little bit, cause, Ryde has sponsors, right?

04:44:40.640 --> 04:44:49.720
So like, I can't sit down and say the fucking craziest shit ever, else it's like.

04:44:49.720 --> 04:44:54.720
Baron, please.

04:44:54.720 --> 04:45:09.720
That would be Senna not gonna lie?

04:45:09.720 --> 04:45:14.720
Yeah, that would be.

04:45:14.720 --> 04:45:21.840
Let's go to straggling here.

04:45:21.840 --> 04:45:24.720
He said he would go to worlds.

04:45:24.720 --> 04:45:29.560
Where is it this year?

04:45:29.560 --> 04:45:30.560
Is it in Korea?

04:45:30.560 --> 04:45:36.080
Logan, if he wants to go there, I might be open to it too.

04:45:36.080 --> 04:45:43.320
Because me and Laura, we like doing like a trip to Korea once a year.

04:45:43.320 --> 04:45:51.320
So if it's in Korea this year, then maybe I'll go there with a little around the same time frame and then we could like, show as well.

04:45:54.320 --> 04:45:56.320
I'm fucking dead here.

04:46:03.320 --> 04:46:05.320
It's in the US?

04:46:05.320 --> 04:46:17.880
Wait, Bros is here sending you guys?

04:46:17.880 --> 04:46:18.880
New York?

04:46:18.880 --> 04:46:19.880
I can make that work then.

04:46:19.880 --> 04:46:20.880
Well, we can make it work.

04:46:20.880 --> 04:46:25.880
I can make that work then.

04:46:25.880 --> 04:46:30.880
Maybe we can make it work.

04:46:30.880 --> 04:46:37.880
There's one of my sister, yes, and my wife.

04:46:37.880 --> 04:46:44.880
There's all my sys, my ear assessor, yes, and my wife.

04:47:07.880 --> 04:47:09.880
Jesus.

04:47:09.880 --> 04:47:14.880
What the fuck?

04:47:14.880 --> 04:47:25.880
How did he see me there?

04:47:25.880 --> 04:47:34.880
I mean, I saw my shield, but okay.

04:47:34.880 --> 04:47:36.880
No.

04:47:36.880 --> 04:47:42.880
Okay, I'm gonna have one more bite and laugh or something.

04:47:42.880 --> 04:47:44.880
Take it off.

04:47:50.880 --> 04:47:52.880
Okay, maybe a little more.

04:47:52.880 --> 04:47:56.880
Oh, I didn't try respawn here.

04:48:04.880 --> 04:48:17.800
Nice and I saved enough that it can be another meal too

04:48:17.800 --> 04:48:27.480
Wooo I'm feeling good now guys we got a bit of food in our system so I'm feeling good

04:48:27.480 --> 04:48:38.040
Bro, each second I Vagged.

04:48:38.040 --> 04:48:40.600
The variety got rescheduled to 545?

04:48:40.600 --> 04:48:57.400
Okay, that was fun.

04:48:57.400 --> 04:49:04.000
But I'm gonna be honest, it's Shanley so fucking hard for me to look for any kills ever when they have a...kill.

04:49:16.640 --> 04:49:19.620
Nobody is gonna take the plate from you, eat slowly.

04:49:19.620 --> 04:49:21.620
No, bro. I have a game to play.

04:49:23.620 --> 04:49:26.900
I cannot sit in, I cannot afford to waste time eating.

04:49:27.400 --> 04:49:29.400
I

04:49:49.040 --> 04:49:51.040
We have to put on the crab in them again

04:49:57.400 --> 04:50:16.480
if i get that crab then we have to advance to truny from the saucepons

04:50:16.480 --> 04:50:20.280
i mean bro if we could actually kill the senna

04:50:20.280 --> 04:50:22.280
It's game running, it's game running if you kill the sun in here.

04:50:41.280 --> 04:50:44.280
I mean dude, this is so fucking cancer.

04:50:44.280 --> 04:50:52.800
The thing versus Raxazer is just always the shittiest experience ever.

04:50:52.800 --> 04:50:58.120
And the worst part is that there's nothing that counters it.

04:50:58.120 --> 04:50:59.960
Look at this.

04:50:59.960 --> 04:51:00.960
Nothing does.

04:51:00.960 --> 04:51:01.960
Oh, Ivern.

04:51:01.960 --> 04:51:05.120
Okay, we can play Ivern or HVox.

04:51:05.120 --> 04:51:06.640
That's literally it.

04:51:06.640 --> 04:51:09.440
Two champs in Master Pulse, too.

04:51:09.440 --> 04:51:10.680
What the fuck, bro?

04:51:10.680 --> 04:51:12.680
Like it's so, it's so tartarly.

04:51:28.680 --> 04:51:30.680
Is there only though we can maybe look around Baron?

04:51:40.680 --> 04:51:47.680
the

04:51:55.080 --> 04:52:02.080
contest we got a light you on fire

04:52:10.680 --> 04:52:13.880
You heard my voice, you should know

04:52:13.880 --> 04:52:15.880
Only moments just can't run me up

04:52:15.880 --> 04:52:17.380
The one I ought to love

04:52:17.380 --> 04:52:18.880
If you were alone

04:52:18.880 --> 04:52:21.480
Then you'd spend two days being

04:52:21.480 --> 04:52:23.480
Becoming taboo

04:52:25.080 --> 04:52:26.880
I want to be a play

04:52:26.880 --> 04:52:28.480
But you can let that go

04:52:28.480 --> 04:52:30.080
If I ran away

04:52:30.080 --> 04:52:31.480
So I'll pass the lecture songs

04:52:31.480 --> 04:52:32.880
I threw out

04:52:32.880 --> 04:52:36.880
And I see what's here to disturb you

04:52:37.480 --> 04:52:39.480
If we'd built this house

04:52:39.480 --> 04:52:52.800
Wait, do I knock at the kill level 16 boosts?

04:52:52.800 --> 04:52:59.800
Because I wasn't getting the wave every auto.

04:52:59.800 --> 04:53:09.800
that's one

04:53:09.800 --> 04:53:17.800
oh my god okay well the good news is that we got one kill

04:53:17.800 --> 04:53:25.800
but at least we got one

04:53:25.800 --> 04:53:31.800
Okay, if we get this, uh, I'd rather wait for my last whisper, to be honest.

04:53:39.800 --> 04:53:44.800
Okay guys, all I need realistically is one kill, but I don't know how the fuck I get one for the other kill.

04:53:45.800 --> 04:53:49.800
If it's a standard 5v5, I'm not sure she's supposed to stop.

04:53:49.800 --> 04:53:56.800
I should just give a signal, Peron.

04:54:19.800 --> 04:54:28.880
team is going for a group's play.

04:54:28.880 --> 04:54:30.880
We got this, too.

04:54:42.880 --> 04:54:44.880
Oh, that's horrible.

04:54:58.880 --> 04:55:03.880
We lost.

04:55:03.880 --> 04:55:05.880
Oh dude.

04:55:05.880 --> 04:55:08.880
No, I'm actually so sad.

04:55:08.880 --> 04:55:11.880
No, this one was on me.

04:55:11.880 --> 04:55:17.880
I'm gonna be honest guys, I genuinely just don't know what to fucking lock in.

04:55:17.880 --> 04:55:24.880
Like when the enemy locks in fucking Rek'Sai, I genuinely just don't know what to lock in, bro.

04:55:24.880 --> 04:55:26.880
Like I genuinely don't.

04:55:26.880 --> 04:55:27.880
It's 5pm?

04:55:27.880 --> 04:55:30.260
Yeah, apparently it's rescheduled to 545.

04:55:34.880 --> 04:55:36.880
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donald?

04:55:36.880 --> 04:55:38.880
Best heckler in the world.

04:55:39.620 --> 04:55:40.120
Fun.

04:55:41.200 --> 04:55:42.880
Yeah, we're gonna be set to delay this hero, by the way.

04:55:44.680 --> 04:55:46.680
Alright guys, we're back! What's up?

04:55:46.680 --> 04:55:47.680
OUCH!

04:55:52.680 --> 04:55:57.680
Bro, I actually played a game of Lee Sin earlier this month, and I swear I actually won.

04:55:57.880 --> 04:55:59.880
Okay, so wait

04:56:01.080 --> 04:56:03.080
And knows I'm a box fan as well

04:56:04.120 --> 04:56:08.500
Apparently what's going to be guys is once he's done this then that's when we go variety

04:56:12.040 --> 04:56:14.040
Alright guys listen we have three options

04:56:15.960 --> 04:56:21.480
Option one is we watch Jynx they do find mail option tools we find around in the YouTube video to react to

04:56:22.320 --> 04:56:24.320
option three is

04:56:24.560 --> 04:56:26.680
I don't even know well what should we do?

04:56:27.880 --> 04:56:46.600
You again I mean I like to handle I won't have time

04:56:46.600 --> 04:56:48.600
Is that a charging device?

04:56:48.600 --> 04:56:50.600
No, no, no, no, no, no, guys!

04:56:50.600 --> 04:56:52.600
If this guy can hack me...

04:56:56.600 --> 04:56:58.600
Is that a charger?

04:56:58.600 --> 04:57:00.600
This is actually a hacking device.

04:57:00.600 --> 04:57:02.600
I'm not reading chat. Stop, stop!

04:57:06.600 --> 04:57:08.600
Guys, it doesn't work.

04:57:08.600 --> 04:57:10.600
I

04:57:14.400 --> 04:57:18.100
Do all Margo I can't though because it always fucks my camera

04:57:38.600 --> 04:57:43.400
You plug that into your computer, you hear a busy, right?

04:57:43.400 --> 04:57:44.240
Do you ask?

04:57:44.240 --> 04:57:47.560
If you're around that's engineering, bro,

04:57:47.560 --> 04:57:51.640
when you hear that noise, that's called a data transfer.

04:57:51.640 --> 04:57:54.440
So basically, whatever is on that device,

04:57:55.800 --> 04:57:59.920
that just, they show all of it and they transfer it

04:57:59.920 --> 04:58:03.480
to a cloud server and they can access all of your data.

04:58:03.480 --> 04:58:04.560
I'm not even kidding.

04:58:04.560 --> 04:58:12.880
Are you trolling me or is like bro if this is one of your little schemes bro, did I just get

04:58:12.880 --> 04:58:13.880
hacked?

04:58:13.880 --> 04:58:17.880
I can back me up, I can back me up, am I right?

04:58:17.880 --> 04:58:18.880
Wait is Yasha serious?

04:58:18.880 --> 04:58:22.480
I have the least credible source in the world right behind you.

04:58:22.480 --> 04:58:28.720
Yo, I'm not buying this, I didn't get hacked, I didn't get hacked through a phone case.

04:58:28.720 --> 04:58:29.720
No I didn't.

04:58:29.720 --> 04:58:32.240
Put a sock in it.

04:58:32.240 --> 04:58:37.760
I'm not no no I'm not gonna be ghastly not anymore. I won't be ghastly anymore

04:58:38.480 --> 04:58:41.440
Not anymore guys not anymore

04:58:42.880 --> 04:58:47.960
They can happen by doubt it ask Bernard so let me make that

04:58:47.960 --> 04:58:52.420
Let me know let's do that. So we go from calling the dumbest guy in the world

04:58:52.640 --> 04:58:55.080
To then calling the second dumbest guy in the world

04:58:55.560 --> 04:58:59.680
We go from high-vice to Bernard. Who do you want me to call after that, bro?

04:58:59.680 --> 04:59:01.680
I

04:59:08.120 --> 04:59:13.440
It's a real from Caden I think I just leaked his last name

04:59:16.460 --> 04:59:22.980
Two pairs cute sock cat lovers gift I can't let's say let's say there's needs to be able can watch

04:59:29.680 --> 04:59:31.680
Guys, look at what should we watch!

04:59:37.260 --> 04:59:39.260
Do you guys have any ideas?

04:59:40.560 --> 04:59:43.060
Watch the variety art compilation?

04:59:43.560 --> 04:59:44.360
Wait, what?

04:59:54.160 --> 04:59:55.660
The fuck is this?

04:59:59.680 --> 05:00:12.680
Is this really what we want to watch?

05:00:12.680 --> 05:00:21.680
Is this actually what we want to watch?

05:00:21.680 --> 05:00:46.140
Thanks for watching guys!

05:00:51.680 --> 05:00:53.740
you

05:01:21.680 --> 05:01:23.740
you

05:01:51.680 --> 05:01:53.740
you

05:02:21.680 --> 05:02:23.740
you

05:02:51.680 --> 05:02:53.740
you

05:03:21.680 --> 05:03:23.740
you

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You're not even listening that's it from now on your free time will be spent on a job

05:04:05.720 --> 05:04:07.720
instead of this mindless bullshit

05:04:07.720 --> 05:04:10.720
I am in no condition to work

05:04:10.720 --> 05:04:13.720
You sure won't be after I break your knees backwards

05:04:13.720 --> 05:04:19.720
I'll kick your ass to the curb if you're unemployed by Monday

05:04:19.720 --> 05:04:24.720
but I'm not kidding there's a point where I was living at home

05:04:24.720 --> 05:04:30.720
I think my mom would literally answer my brother

05:04:30.720 --> 05:04:34.720
for like eight months straight every single day

05:04:42.720 --> 05:04:43.720
not you

05:04:43.720 --> 05:04:46.720
well no I'm employed dude I'm a streamer

05:04:49.720 --> 05:05:12.720
No! No! Was I too slow? Oh no please! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh my god, no way!

05:05:12.720 --> 05:05:17.200
You guys employed as I am, dude shut up! I'm actually employed!

05:05:17.200 --> 05:05:19.200
OHHHHH!

05:05:19.200 --> 05:05:20.700
RETARD!

05:05:20.700 --> 05:05:22.700
Going broke believing!

05:05:22.700 --> 05:05:24.200
I'll be in time!

05:05:24.200 --> 05:05:25.700
Well, let's actually see.

05:05:25.700 --> 05:05:28.700
Two years later, is this guy still a hate watcher?

05:05:40.200 --> 05:05:42.200
Oh, he's permit banned.

05:05:42.720 --> 05:05:44.720
Oh

05:05:47.880 --> 05:05:49.880
I got flowers

05:06:12.720 --> 05:06:22.500
20 dollars! Fuck! Guys, can someone spot me? Guys, I thought it would be like 2 dollars.

05:06:22.500 --> 05:06:32.020
Can someone spot me? Listen, listen, listen. Can anybody spot me? Guys, please. Please.

05:06:32.020 --> 05:06:36.820
Guys, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

05:06:36.820 --> 05:06:41.080
My guys, okay, can someone spot me for the $20 that I spent two years ago?

05:06:42.360 --> 05:06:45.620
Anyone to try to be Jillian I want to give me 20 bucks right now. I

05:06:46.380 --> 05:06:49.960
Know what you're thinking you're thinking don't us

05:06:51.100 --> 05:06:56.700
Why the fuck should we spot you when you've already made so much money this month through your sub-a-thon?

05:06:56.700 --> 05:07:01.100
I can explain. I'm a greedy scamming piece of shit

05:07:01.100 --> 05:07:06.420
And if I don't get $20 right now, I'm not gonna play the game. It's as simple as that. Oh

05:07:07.020 --> 05:07:10.580
Let's reuse that guys if I don't get $20 right now

05:07:12.020 --> 05:07:14.620
No variety and I end stream

05:07:21.980 --> 05:07:28.540
Just play the video little gup. All right, so you guys can now to give me $20. I'm just not gonna play the game

05:07:31.100 --> 05:07:36.100
Best I can do is $3. Read it and we've lived hard.

05:07:36.100 --> 05:07:41.100
But don't test, don't test! Your first music is just a game!

05:07:41.100 --> 05:07:43.100
Oh my god!

05:07:43.100 --> 05:07:48.100
You listen, thanks for the time to get to Frisch, dad. Thank you, Ro.

05:07:48.100 --> 05:07:53.100
Since I'm down, crying ain't gone, whizzing up all of these kids.

05:07:53.100 --> 05:07:57.100
Teen it goes, my dog will probably mug it till you've grown yourself.

05:07:57.100 --> 05:08:00.300
Losing up the Tina, she know nothing else

05:08:00.300 --> 05:08:02.300
I tried to reason

05:08:04.800 --> 05:08:05.800
Yeah

05:08:07.800 --> 05:08:09.300
I tried to reason

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What the fuck is that cut?

05:08:13.300 --> 05:08:14.300
Yeah

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Yeah

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Yeah

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Yeah

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Ooh, do I win this?

05:08:27.100 --> 05:08:37.500
What the fuck was that literally is your reaction time

05:08:37.500 --> 05:08:48.620
Dude now that haircut was fucked up Jesus

05:08:48.620 --> 05:08:53.260
It's a band porn but then the app would have died so he didn't.

05:08:53.260 --> 05:08:55.220
It also has some upsides.

05:08:55.220 --> 05:09:00.260
Like for disabled people, sex work is a common way to feel more human or get experienced

05:09:00.260 --> 05:09:03.260
and not feel judged.

05:09:03.260 --> 05:09:16.940
What the fuck did I just hear?

05:09:16.940 --> 05:09:23.620
Okay, no, I get it now cuz okay, they meant okay, wait me league. I've never played before no

05:09:28.420 --> 05:09:31.360
Yeah, thanks for the time, but I don't I don't coach

05:09:33.020 --> 05:09:35.520
Okay, no, but the thing is listen guys

05:09:36.140 --> 05:09:42.100
The reason why I was confused was because I thought he meant disabled prostitutes. I

05:09:42.100 --> 05:09:51.400
I thought he meant like disabled prostitutes. They can get like experienced with sex, but he actually meant disabled people

05:09:51.400 --> 05:09:54.600
could like hire prostitutes. Does that make sense?

05:09:54.600 --> 05:10:02.600
You know, it's like, normally when I read chats, I'll always know what you mean. I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.

05:10:02.600 --> 05:10:04.600
I genuinely do not know what you mean.

05:10:04.600 --> 05:10:05.600
No, I get it now, though.

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I think this is one of the first times in my entire life that I read a message, and I don't know what you-

05:10:11.760 --> 05:10:13.280
Dude

05:10:13.280 --> 05:10:16.560
Why- why did you have to make it weird, bro?

05:10:17.160 --> 05:10:19.880
Now I don't want to lift my arms ever again

05:10:20.480 --> 05:10:25.640
You know what I mean? It's like why the fuck did you have to make it weird?

05:10:27.760 --> 05:10:29.440
You mean

05:10:29.440 --> 05:10:33.320
You know what I mean? Like I genuinely don't know what you mean.

05:10:33.320 --> 05:10:36.020
Watch Jinxie Fan Mail!

05:10:36.020 --> 05:10:37.020
Boy, what do you got?

05:10:39.020 --> 05:10:41.020
Hahahaha

05:10:41.020 --> 05:10:43.020
Hahahaha

05:10:43.020 --> 05:10:45.020
Hahahaha

05:10:45.020 --> 05:10:47.020
Hahahaha

05:10:47.020 --> 05:10:49.020
Hahahaha

05:10:49.020 --> 05:10:51.020
Hahahaha

05:10:51.020 --> 05:10:53.020
The Darth Maul

05:10:53.020 --> 05:10:54.520
Funko Pop

05:10:54.520 --> 05:10:56.020
It was only a matter of time

05:10:56.020 --> 05:10:57.020
Chat

05:10:57.020 --> 05:10:59.020
It was only a matter of time

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Hahahaha

05:11:00.020 --> 05:11:02.020
It was only a matter of time

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Did I imagine you get him custom Darth Maul's shoes?

05:11:07.620 --> 05:11:13.780
Oh, you guys made it open this?

05:11:13.780 --> 05:11:21.620
Oh, wait, so, oh, it's like a pack opening, you don't know who you're going to get.

05:11:21.620 --> 05:11:22.620
Your chat.

05:11:22.620 --> 05:11:23.620
If this is Yeager-

05:11:23.620 --> 05:11:25.860
Can you explain the Darth Maul meme?

05:11:25.860 --> 05:11:29.820
Where did Darth Vader buy his shoes?

05:11:29.820 --> 05:11:38.580
Chibi. What? Okay, Jack, if we get Yeager from this, this is a sign that we're going to get Yeager Black Ice 2026.

05:11:39.220 --> 05:11:40.500
If we get Yeager from this.

05:11:40.980 --> 05:11:44.420
But what is that even? Oh, it's a Rainbow Six character.

05:11:44.660 --> 05:11:46.020
Oh my God. What could it be?

05:11:46.580 --> 05:11:47.460
Jack, what could it be?

05:11:48.340 --> 05:11:49.060
What could it be?

05:11:54.740 --> 05:11:57.500
What could it be? Yeager, Yeager, please Yeager.

05:11:59.820 --> 05:12:06.500
I think I have a total of like 25 minutes on this operator

05:12:08.500 --> 05:12:09.700
LMG

05:12:09.700 --> 05:12:13.100
mountain and Lorde, I mean he is an iconic character

05:12:13.780 --> 05:12:17.360
But it's had shankar that would have been a sign that

05:12:18.380 --> 05:12:22.420
Can you react to the seven levels of gambling? Maybe my god?

05:12:23.100 --> 05:12:26.020
chat who remembers this guy I

05:12:26.540 --> 05:12:28.980
Was waiting for him to turn the corner again

05:12:29.820 --> 05:12:33.600
Who remembers this guy the fuck is beef cake jerky god

05:12:34.860 --> 05:12:36.300
bro

05:12:36.300 --> 05:12:41.620
This guy had Steve back. I'm not even kidding when I say this the best beef jerky. I've ever had him at all

05:12:42.900 --> 05:12:45.980
Of course you're eating yo, bro. I haven't ate one

05:12:48.260 --> 05:12:53.720
What dude, I want the wait is this a new flavor this is a new flavor. I've never had this one

05:12:53.720 --> 05:12:59.360
chat isn't this guy a fishing youtuber I'm pretty sure he is right chat y'all

05:12:59.360 --> 05:13:04.680
should like some of y'all should know chat jalapeno cheese bro I'm gonna give

05:13:04.680 --> 05:13:10.240
you my unbiased review bro gaming not gambling wait how long is that video

05:13:10.240 --> 05:13:17.000
maybe I'll react to it seven levels of gaming addiction player you're the go

05:13:17.000 --> 05:13:22.000
Hey, you're the goat. Your beef turkey is insane. Like you're the goat, bro.

05:13:26.000 --> 05:13:27.000
Ten minutes.

05:13:27.000 --> 05:13:33.000
Yo, Jack, if this wasn't ad, and I didn't disclose it, this would be illegal. I would go to jail.

05:13:33.000 --> 05:13:40.000
If it was an ad, I'd have to disclose it. This is not an ad. The guy makes good beef turkey. Get off my dog.

05:13:40.000 --> 05:13:42.000
Can you react harder?

05:13:42.000 --> 05:13:44.000
Tartar

05:13:44.000 --> 05:13:47.800
What the fuck do you want me to do stop like shaking my arms and going crazy?

05:13:49.800 --> 05:13:57.240
And then Martha and if I'm welcome, thank you and then a crystal and milk thing as her subs. Yes

05:14:04.120 --> 05:14:06.120
Oh

05:14:12.000 --> 05:14:14.000
Okay

05:14:18.720 --> 05:14:20.720
Now shake ass, okay

05:14:24.800 --> 05:14:26.800
This guy was professional

05:14:30.000 --> 05:14:33.200
Don't stop daddy as i'm chewing on beef jerky

05:14:33.520 --> 05:14:35.520
Yo bro go to church bro. No seriously

05:14:37.280 --> 05:14:41.360
Don't stop daddy as i'm chewing on beef go to church bro

05:14:42.000 --> 05:14:49.000
how are his pits green? okay dude I'm never raising my arms again

05:14:49.000 --> 05:14:52.400
no you got it, I'm actually so sick of this shit

05:14:52.400 --> 05:14:57.640
like do I need to wear like shirts or not like

05:14:57.640 --> 05:15:03.040
you're getting one guide

05:15:03.040 --> 05:15:09.080
dude who's the best yordle

05:15:09.080 --> 05:15:11.080
Can answer on

05:15:14.280 --> 05:15:18.440
Guys guys, I have legitimately no idea what this is isn't that underwear

05:15:23.480 --> 05:15:25.480
It looks like underwear no

05:15:28.800 --> 05:15:35.000
You know am I like a toddler I could have just used the scissors the whole time I think I'm actually brain dead like

05:15:36.080 --> 05:15:38.080
What am I doing?

05:15:39.080 --> 05:15:40.480
Yeah, CTE. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:15:42.580 --> 05:15:44.580
Guys, that has to be underwear, right?

05:15:50.780 --> 05:15:52.580
And of course, they're gigantic.

05:15:53.380 --> 05:15:55.180
Your chat, what is this?

05:15:55.880 --> 05:15:57.380
Does anybody know what this is?

05:15:57.780 --> 05:15:58.680
What is this?

05:15:58.880 --> 05:15:59.780
Put it on.

05:16:00.480 --> 05:16:02.480
It's kind of hot.

05:16:02.880 --> 05:16:04.380
You will wear it now.

05:16:04.780 --> 05:16:05.380
Okay.

05:16:06.580 --> 05:16:08.080
Do a try on haul.

05:16:08.080 --> 05:16:09.680
Guys, I don't even know what this is.

05:16:09.680 --> 05:16:11.840
You want me to try this on?

05:16:11.840 --> 05:16:13.000
Wait, what is that?

05:16:13.000 --> 05:16:14.520
It looks like a potato sack.

05:16:14.520 --> 05:16:15.520
I need a beer for this.

05:16:18.680 --> 05:16:20.960
So, Chad, who said to sl-

05:16:20.960 --> 05:16:22.680
Love Harder.

05:16:22.680 --> 05:16:24.000
Dude, guys-

05:16:24.000 --> 05:16:25.600
What are you talking about, wrestler?

05:16:25.600 --> 05:16:26.600
They're pants?

05:16:28.880 --> 05:16:30.840
Yo, Chad, is it pants or a shirt?

05:16:32.520 --> 05:16:34.520
NOOOOO!

05:16:35.680 --> 05:16:37.240
Legitimately, what is this?

05:16:38.080 --> 05:16:42.320
I filmed part two on another website. Hi-bye! Ban him!

05:16:43.000 --> 05:16:45.000
Bro, what do you think this is, bro?

05:16:45.640 --> 05:16:48.640
Oh my god. I know what it is now.

05:16:49.920 --> 05:16:53.640
I didn't know if it was a shirt or not, because it's later on in the game.

05:16:53.640 --> 05:16:54.640
What?

05:16:54.640 --> 05:16:56.360
Why would you send me this?

05:16:56.360 --> 05:16:59.080
I have two heck-er-on players locked in my basement.

05:16:59.080 --> 05:17:01.080
What do I do to them?

05:17:01.080 --> 05:17:03.080
Get high speed into it, that's like, go crazy.

05:17:03.080 --> 05:17:05.080
It's not a night-down, bro.

05:17:05.080 --> 05:17:07.080
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckers, don't!

05:17:07.080 --> 05:17:21.160
best hacker in the world what did you have to take his shirt off what are you doing right now

05:17:21.880 --> 05:17:29.560
yo bro i'm not gonna wear your psychotic lingerie underpants i'll never fit in that what the

05:17:29.560 --> 05:17:31.560
How the fuck is that?

05:17:31.560 --> 05:17:34.560
I mean, you're a creep.

05:17:34.560 --> 05:17:36.560
Okay guys, I'm gonna be honest.

05:17:36.560 --> 05:17:38.560
I won't be able to sign up for the next hour.

05:17:38.560 --> 05:17:39.560
Typefit.

05:17:39.560 --> 05:17:40.560
Typefit.

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Okay.

05:17:41.560 --> 05:17:42.560
Yeah.

05:17:42.560 --> 05:17:43.560
We're gonna put my shirt trap.

05:17:43.560 --> 05:17:45.560
I'm CTA Jack.

05:17:45.560 --> 05:17:50.560
Yo guys, that's not a typefit, okay?

05:17:50.560 --> 05:17:52.560
Ooh, chat.

05:17:52.560 --> 05:17:57.560
Remember the guy that sent in candy from Mexico last week?

05:17:57.560 --> 05:18:02.560
When Mexicans have candy? I thought that was an American thing.

05:18:02.560 --> 05:18:11.560
Y'all sent candy from another country. I'm hoping. And yes, I'm a fat ass. Yes, I enjoy candy. Of course. Yeah, okay.

05:18:17.560 --> 05:18:20.560
The sneaker. Thank you.

05:18:23.560 --> 05:18:25.560
Why is the oi here?

05:18:27.560 --> 05:18:29.560
I

05:18:30.080 --> 05:18:32.080
My brother plays

05:18:43.880 --> 05:18:46.920
This is a generational fit, but it's too small

05:18:48.320 --> 05:18:50.480
Clock it. All right, you know what? Let's actually slay

05:18:51.680 --> 05:18:54.200
You know what? Let's land. I don't even care anymore

05:18:54.200 --> 05:18:59.440
Which ends with this when he does it his brother

05:19:09.200 --> 05:19:16.700
He low key needs fake nails as you should as you should queen like low key

05:19:24.200 --> 05:19:36.200
L print. Okay, you just ruined my entire day. You ruined my day. L print! Why are you looking? In the workplace?

05:19:36.200 --> 05:19:38.200
Well, like, why did you even look?

05:19:38.200 --> 05:19:43.200
He's acting like you! When have I ever done that?

05:19:43.200 --> 05:19:47.200
I guess I'm wearing this for the rest of the fan mail. I'm sure there'll be another shoot, sure.

05:19:47.200 --> 05:19:49.200
Oh, might I have one reggae?

05:19:49.200 --> 05:19:52.200
Wait, this isn't a shirt. This is a jersey.

05:19:52.200 --> 05:19:54.200
What?

05:19:54.200 --> 05:19:59.000
Am I the only one kind of wrecked whoa long close from

05:20:10.560 --> 05:20:12.560
From

05:20:12.640 --> 05:20:14.480
Scotland

05:20:14.480 --> 05:20:16.480
What?

05:20:16.480 --> 05:20:18.480
all right

05:20:18.480 --> 05:20:20.480
streamer

05:20:21.000 --> 05:20:25.040
Dante said he's bricked yo if Dante's is watching this

05:20:25.560 --> 05:20:29.600
Like and he has an erection. He needs to get his head check, bro

05:20:30.480 --> 05:20:35.840
Now this this box look interesting. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest you guys

05:20:37.720 --> 05:20:44.800
I have a problem and it's in my pants after seeing him on that shirt who the fuck is Baldino though

05:20:44.800 --> 05:20:51.800
Bro there isn't even a guy named Baldinho. Like it's not even a real guy.

05:20:57.800 --> 05:20:59.800
Alright baby can you say this?

05:21:03.800 --> 05:21:08.800
I know. I know. Yeah I'll leave it later.

05:21:09.800 --> 05:21:11.800
Unless you want it.

05:21:11.800 --> 05:21:15.480
Okay, then I'll have the light in

05:21:17.600 --> 05:21:19.600
All right, I'm made in the US

05:21:20.280 --> 05:21:25.320
Chat do it. What the fuck is my cat? Okay. No, I think sure he got up nice. Oh

05:21:26.200 --> 05:21:29.880
Hey guys, I need a I need a fucking uh, I

05:21:30.440 --> 05:21:32.440
Need to have a more caffeine

05:21:34.440 --> 05:21:36.440
What even is that?

05:21:36.440 --> 05:21:41.200
How expensive these balls legitimately? Let me call Bernard

05:21:42.600 --> 05:21:44.600
What is that for baseball?

05:21:52.920 --> 05:21:55.820
Dude, I'm gonna be honest. I don't even think he could fit in his ass

05:21:58.400 --> 05:22:02.080
But it's a good thing they have four like he can put one in his mouth

05:22:02.080 --> 05:22:06.080
That way he can make any noises, and then he shoves the other in his ass

05:22:14.080 --> 05:22:18.080
Baby, baby, baby, you're looking very beautiful today

05:22:19.920 --> 05:22:22.320
So so what?

05:22:25.000 --> 05:22:27.000
Okay

05:22:27.000 --> 05:22:29.000
And

05:22:29.040 --> 05:22:33.980
It's on my fault Jinxie has this fucking print visible to everybody all day every day

05:22:36.860 --> 05:22:42.840
My bad dude Jinxie your golf game like dude am I just supposed to ignore that in all caps

05:22:43.800 --> 05:22:47.920
Like okay, we are a 27 year old Tampa Tampa

05:22:48.360 --> 05:22:54.520
Golf pros at West Chase GC the Chilts wins in UT. We will get you making birdies

05:22:54.520 --> 05:23:02.280
and then they have a QR code chat as I always say scan at your own risk scan at

05:23:02.280 --> 05:23:06.360
your own risk what's the risk of even scanning a QR code

05:23:06.360 --> 05:23:08.560
You print yo tell him to stop watching the fan mail

05:23:20.360 --> 05:23:28.220
Dude me not being allowed to say w print it's like Albert Einstein not being allowed to say gravity exists

05:23:28.300 --> 05:23:30.300
You know what I mean?

05:23:30.320 --> 05:23:32.320
Like bro, it's literally in my domain

05:23:36.360 --> 05:23:43.360
This I have a feeling there's gonna be 95 of these in the next three months

05:23:51.600 --> 05:23:58.960
QR codes could be zipped bombs that fuck your shit up wait actually I'm gonna try to I'll try to go faster

05:23:58.960 --> 05:24:05.080
But I'm good isn't found no risky though because people can lose on trackers and you should like that

05:24:14.440 --> 05:24:19.880
His dad goes through it he checks. Oh really cool. Okay, whatever this is

05:24:21.360 --> 05:24:25.120
This is gigantic whatever this is. This is absolutely gigantic

05:24:25.120 --> 05:24:33.700
answer it's gonna be a print out of his friend like a fucking painting of it bro

05:24:33.700 --> 05:24:40.120
what if I sent him one of those for his next fan mail I sent him a big painting

05:24:40.120 --> 05:24:52.440
of his print do it okay yeah I think it's a poster

05:24:52.440 --> 05:24:56.160
What does W print mean?

05:24:56.160 --> 05:24:57.160
You're huge.

05:24:57.160 --> 05:24:58.160
Real quick.

05:24:58.160 --> 05:25:01.160
It's if you're good with your handwriting.

05:25:01.160 --> 05:25:08.960
Let's see what it is.

05:25:08.960 --> 05:25:15.240
The greatest artist of all time and it's not even close.

05:25:15.240 --> 05:25:17.600
Oh my God.

05:25:17.600 --> 05:25:19.620
He's got world on drugs.

05:25:19.620 --> 05:25:27.380
race for love oh my god he's got all the albums in here bro is that painted artist of all time

05:25:27.380 --> 05:25:35.380
i appreciate you my boy very clean bro chat i i i can literally put so much poachers in my room

05:25:35.380 --> 05:25:41.540
from fan mail send him a picture of the whole game he threw with onay

05:25:43.540 --> 05:25:47.860
i'm not trying to speed run it i'm only doing that because i'm gonna be late to game night

05:25:49.620 --> 05:25:53.620
But I already told them a couple hours ago.

05:25:53.620 --> 05:25:55.620
Wait, did he?

05:25:55.620 --> 05:26:01.620
Since you liked the last onesies I sent you, I want to send you a kitty.

05:26:01.620 --> 05:26:05.620
Because you are cute and submissive.

05:26:05.620 --> 05:26:12.620
I hope you keep these onesies in the closet and use them for the stream or something fatty.

05:26:12.620 --> 05:26:14.620
From Spencer.

05:26:14.620 --> 05:26:16.620
Yo, Spencer!

05:26:16.620 --> 05:26:18.620
I'm not submissive!

05:26:18.620 --> 05:26:48.420
I just wanted to say you're my favorite streamer and your streams genuinely helped me through

05:26:48.420 --> 05:26:53.360
I appreciate it, but here I'll refund your dolly buddy. I got you. Okay, this okay

05:26:53.860 --> 05:26:56.760
You don't have to donate there. You don't have to donate you can just

05:26:58.280 --> 05:27:00.280
You just have the message already

05:27:03.280 --> 05:27:08.960
This is from Spencer who said and I quote I'm cute in submit

05:27:08.960 --> 05:27:10.960
I

05:27:15.880 --> 05:27:18.560
Yeah, yo Spencer

05:27:24.000 --> 05:27:26.000
Best heck room in the world

05:27:31.600 --> 05:27:36.720
I'm gonna do this one time for about 30 seconds, so I know you're probably stroking it

05:27:36.720 --> 05:27:42.480
Yeah, enjoy that 30-second goon session bro, cuz after this I'm not wearing this ever again

05:27:47.520 --> 05:27:49.520
All right, that's it

05:27:50.920 --> 05:27:52.920
I'm getting a call

05:27:53.920 --> 05:27:55.760
What?

05:27:55.760 --> 05:28:03.140
Hi Dante's my last 100 this I am kind of homeless. I'll gladly accept 10k bits and return cheers less than

05:28:06.720 --> 05:28:08.720
Wait, BABY!

05:28:08.720 --> 05:28:11.720
You're so unspunny!

05:28:11.720 --> 05:28:12.720
What?

05:28:12.720 --> 05:28:13.720
You're so unspunny!

05:28:13.720 --> 05:28:14.720
Wait, why? What did I do?

05:28:14.720 --> 05:28:17.720
It's funny not a fucking onesie!

05:28:17.720 --> 05:28:19.720
Why are you not taking pictures to a track of?

05:28:19.720 --> 05:28:22.720
Dude, you're so unsunny! It's incredible!

05:28:22.720 --> 05:28:24.720
How can you even ask yours?

05:28:24.720 --> 05:28:25.720
Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.

05:28:25.720 --> 05:28:26.720
Oh my god!

05:28:26.720 --> 05:28:28.720
No, no, no, I, wait.

05:28:30.720 --> 05:28:31.720
Oh, yeah.

05:28:31.720 --> 05:28:34.720
Bend over just like that, Jinxie.

05:28:34.720 --> 05:28:35.720
Yeah, right there.

05:28:35.720 --> 05:28:39.340
Jack what's the end game here? I run around the house

05:28:39.340 --> 05:28:42.340
Oh, yeah, your body looking a bunch of Jamesy

05:28:43.340 --> 05:28:45.340
Oh, yeah

05:28:48.940 --> 05:28:57.500
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, hey goon material secured

05:29:01.020 --> 05:29:03.020
Why is your sister yelling

05:29:05.720 --> 05:29:07.720
and jayden there is so welcome thank you

05:29:07.720 --> 05:29:09.720
i'm ricky and leppard onesie

05:29:09.720 --> 05:29:11.720
i'm tommy there is so welcome

05:29:11.720 --> 05:29:13.720
thank you

05:29:13.720 --> 05:29:15.720
send it to him

05:29:15.720 --> 05:29:17.720
which i sent him in haplice

05:29:19.720 --> 05:29:21.720
dude he'll think i'm fucking creepy

05:29:25.720 --> 05:29:27.720
guys he'll think i'm a fucking creep

05:29:27.720 --> 05:29:29.720
of course he is

05:29:29.720 --> 05:29:31.720
of course he is

05:29:31.720 --> 05:29:33.720
send it and hit him with

05:29:33.720 --> 05:29:43.720
get that woman back in the kitchen

05:29:43.720 --> 05:29:46.720
shut your bitch ass up boy, she's giving me the good ideas

05:29:46.720 --> 05:29:50.720
so here's something else to improve your ascension journey

05:29:50.720 --> 05:29:53.720
stay mauging from Noah

05:29:53.720 --> 05:29:58.720
yeah, Noah like is this gonna be a phone masher?

05:29:58.720 --> 05:30:01.720
what could this possibly be Noah?

05:30:01.720 --> 05:30:08.720
I'm not going to start throwing mash on my face, okay?

05:30:08.720 --> 05:30:21.720
Dude, I genuinely feel like such a fucking creep that I actually feel creepy.

05:30:21.720 --> 05:30:28.720
Alright, Noah, let's see what you say.

05:30:28.720 --> 05:30:38.720
send to the discord group i'm not in the group yet i'm gonna be in it later

05:30:38.720 --> 05:30:50.920
Oh my god, Jaws aside, come on Titan, strengthen your neck and fate.

05:30:50.920 --> 05:30:53.020
Bro, there's no-

05:30:53.020 --> 05:30:55.720
So, how is this gonna help me mock?

05:30:55.720 --> 05:30:58.420
Bro, I need your guys this.

05:30:58.420 --> 05:31:01.220
It's gonna help me mock, guys.

05:31:01.220 --> 05:31:05.320
Like, do you guys know Connor Murphy?

05:31:05.320 --> 05:31:10.840
would use one of those for 12 hours a day and nowadays his fucking face looks like this

05:31:11.880 --> 05:31:14.680
like you literally look like a retard

05:31:17.400 --> 05:31:21.000
like i'm not even kidding you you literally end up looking like a retard

05:31:22.680 --> 05:31:24.120
my crap dad

05:31:27.960 --> 05:31:34.120
oh yeah don't know smurf so hard every game let's make a lot of fun to dollar get free back

05:31:34.120 --> 05:31:45.120
I was actually going to do this for about five more seconds and then somebody tied good boy.

05:31:45.120 --> 05:31:48.120
Yo you guys know motherfucking Donald?

05:31:48.120 --> 05:31:50.120
Best hechrom in the world.

05:31:50.120 --> 05:31:53.120
This is going to help me muck.

05:31:53.120 --> 05:31:55.120
What?

05:31:55.120 --> 05:31:57.120
It's just a scare.

05:31:57.120 --> 05:31:59.120
Make it your discord pfp.

05:31:59.120 --> 05:32:01.420
But bro, if you bought this, you're a bot.

05:32:01.420 --> 05:32:04.860
Yeah, I don't know about that one, bro.

05:32:04.860 --> 05:32:07.220
Dylan also moves so hard every game.

05:32:07.220 --> 05:32:10.180
When we're getting the IRL with the bald dude in the pink shirt.

05:32:10.180 --> 05:32:11.380
This thing does work.

05:32:11.380 --> 05:32:13.700
Dead ass.

05:32:13.700 --> 05:32:16.500
Maybe one day soon, but hopefully not next week.

05:32:16.500 --> 05:32:18.260
Because if we do an IRL next week,

05:32:18.260 --> 05:32:20.860
it means that he's beating my ass in Tarbin Springs.

05:32:20.860 --> 05:32:22.660
But I jumped him there in 3-3, Chef.

05:32:22.660 --> 05:32:24.420
And how are you there in the Fireman's Hall?

05:32:24.420 --> 05:32:29.060
Chateau de Dantez, I'll be done with fan mail in 12 minutes.

05:32:29.060 --> 05:32:31.060
Yeah, I'll finish way before then.

05:32:31.060 --> 05:32:33.060
You've got four packages.

05:32:33.060 --> 05:32:35.060
Stop!

05:32:35.060 --> 05:32:37.060
Bro!

05:32:37.060 --> 05:32:41.060
Garzard, greatest welcome out of all time. Not even a question!

05:32:47.060 --> 05:32:50.060
Oh my god, he got the white cheddar once too.

05:32:50.060 --> 05:32:52.060
No! He's eating!

05:32:52.060 --> 05:32:54.060
Stop!

05:32:54.060 --> 05:32:57.060
These are the greatest cheese and flavors of all time.

05:32:57.060 --> 05:32:58.860
time he needs to throw that out that's

05:32:58.860 --> 05:33:01.700
swap Pringles original cheese it white

05:33:01.700 --> 05:33:04.580
cheddar cheese it and rice crispy treat

05:33:04.580 --> 05:33:07.780
why is the chat I thought you were

05:33:07.780 --> 05:33:10.660
married yeah I am yo guys this isn't

05:33:10.660 --> 05:33:13.780
Losis three please don't refer to me as

05:33:13.780 --> 05:33:18.900
it it got excited jumping for joy

05:33:18.900 --> 05:33:26.460
guys you're the part of twitch that's

05:33:26.460 --> 05:33:32.580
Literally Ron Ron got coined that title. Don't pin that on me. What's a fart of twitch love Ron, but bro

05:33:32.580 --> 05:33:35.840
He is the part of twist. What does that even mean? Okay?

05:33:41.180 --> 05:33:46.700
Next time out of XQC. What does that mean cookies? I ate when I was little

05:33:48.980 --> 05:33:52.580
I heard they made the movie obsession based off of your relationship. I

05:33:52.580 --> 05:33:59.680
I do this that a good movie. I've been Loki thing. I go watch your Thor sometimes soon, but I hope it's on my good streaming platform

05:34:03.480 --> 05:34:05.880
From Jackie stop coughing

05:34:07.520 --> 05:34:14.920
What yes, I saw twice that's like telling me to stop breathing. Why would you watch a movie twice coffee? Are you serious?

05:34:16.280 --> 05:34:18.280
Chat from El Salvador. Let's see

05:34:18.280 --> 05:34:23.880
What? Wait, dude, why would he say El Salvador instead of W Salvador?

05:34:28.920 --> 05:34:31.480
All right, Chad, let's see if El Salvador has the best candy.

05:34:33.080 --> 05:34:37.400
They're competing. Somebody sent a big bundle from Mexico. Let's see this.

05:34:38.840 --> 05:34:45.800
Call him LDN. Dude, I know what that stands for, and I'm not allowed saying that word.

05:34:45.800 --> 05:34:46.800
The packaging.

05:34:46.800 --> 05:34:52.800
Diara, Ticnic, Bressa.

05:34:52.800 --> 05:34:56.800
Oh my god.

05:34:56.800 --> 05:35:00.800
It's a wafer, but instead of you.

05:35:00.800 --> 05:35:02.800
Does he check his packages for bombs?

05:35:02.800 --> 05:35:03.800
Real question.

05:35:03.800 --> 05:35:04.800
Yeah, apparently his dad does.

05:35:04.800 --> 05:35:06.800
It's wide and thin.

05:35:15.800 --> 05:35:23.400
this is the greatest thing pink wafers a british thing yes so it's getting

05:35:23.400 --> 05:35:33.080
stabbed to death with a machete i'm sorry oh man wow that was fuck jesus sorry it's

05:35:33.080 --> 05:35:38.600
not late it's not late guys i know actually sorry

05:35:38.600 --> 05:35:40.600
Time with gummies. I'm not falling for that.

05:35:40.600 --> 05:35:42.600
I'm gonna die.

05:35:42.600 --> 05:35:44.600
Okay, such as that.

05:35:45.600 --> 05:35:48.600
This guy sent in a gigantic box.

05:35:51.600 --> 05:35:53.600
What? It's a box in a box.

05:35:53.600 --> 05:35:55.600
There is a box inside of the box.

05:35:55.600 --> 05:35:57.600
Wait, wait, there's another box in the box!

05:35:59.600 --> 05:36:01.600
Yo, you guys know motherfucking Donald?

05:36:01.600 --> 05:36:02.600
Best hacker in the world.

05:36:02.600 --> 05:36:04.600
Come on, box in a box, box in a box.

05:36:05.600 --> 05:36:07.600
Yes!

05:36:07.600 --> 05:36:15.600
Come on another box in there. Okay, come on box in a box in a box box in a box in a box in a box in a box

05:36:17.720 --> 05:36:19.720
Come on come on

05:36:22.920 --> 05:36:24.920
Box in a box in a box in a box

05:36:26.680 --> 05:36:28.680
Box in a box in a box in a box

05:36:32.320 --> 05:36:34.320
Come on

05:36:35.080 --> 05:36:38.360
Another box box in a box in a box in a box

05:36:48.640 --> 05:36:50.640
Another box

05:36:52.560 --> 05:36:55.400
Okay, box in a box in a box in a box in a box

05:36:57.720 --> 05:37:01.200
Okay, this guy just sent me nine boxes

05:37:01.840 --> 05:37:03.840
There has to be no only five

05:37:04.320 --> 05:37:07.320
Come on, box in the box, in the box, in the box, in the box, in the box.

05:37:10.820 --> 05:37:11.320
Here we go.

05:37:11.820 --> 05:37:12.320
Ah, fuck.

05:37:12.320 --> 05:37:14.320
They only sent in nine boxes.

05:37:19.820 --> 05:37:20.820
Yes!

05:37:21.320 --> 05:37:22.320
Yes!

05:37:22.820 --> 05:37:23.820
Yes!

05:37:24.320 --> 05:37:27.820
Okay, box in the box, in the box, in the box, in the box, in the box.

05:37:28.320 --> 05:37:28.820
Come on.

05:37:28.820 --> 05:37:32.820
So, glad Darth Maul introduced me to your streams, this she is peak.

05:37:32.820 --> 05:37:33.820
Thank you, bro.

05:37:34.320 --> 05:37:38.640
Con come on

05:37:46.600 --> 05:37:48.600
Stronghold math finish

05:37:49.840 --> 05:37:55.720
To mr. Jinxie my name is Caden. I'm a long-time viewer and I just launched my own hair brand called see ya Caden

05:37:55.720 --> 05:37:57.720
Why'd you put it in ten boxes?

05:38:00.520 --> 05:38:02.520
Why'd you put this in ten boxes?

05:38:04.320 --> 05:38:07.080
On all of our products the same

05:38:09.400 --> 05:38:14.880
Real talk like if you're gonna have like sea salt spray from one, it's from the same fucking sea bro

05:38:19.080 --> 05:38:23.720
Is this Harry from like long enough for that but the thing is I can't style my hair

05:38:24.160 --> 05:38:26.680
Kaden I can't style my hair because I'm bald

05:38:27.800 --> 05:38:30.680
Okay, I'm not bold. Yes. I had said then

05:38:30.680 --> 05:38:33.680
WK to the chat.

05:38:33.680 --> 05:38:36.680
Look at that dent!

05:38:36.680 --> 05:38:38.680
Oh my god.

05:38:38.680 --> 05:38:40.680
We got another fan mail.

05:38:40.680 --> 05:38:42.680
Hold the dent, what dent?

05:38:42.680 --> 05:38:44.680
Dent?

05:38:44.680 --> 05:38:46.680
Wait guys, real talk.

05:38:46.680 --> 05:38:48.680
Let's see you have a baby, right?

05:38:48.680 --> 05:38:51.680
And then you like, push down the middle of its head

05:38:51.680 --> 05:38:53.680
for like five minutes a day.

05:38:53.680 --> 05:38:55.680
Would it, did it hurt?

05:38:55.680 --> 05:39:00.040
push down the middle of its head for like five minutes a day.

05:39:00.040 --> 05:39:03.440
Would it develop a headset done to naturally?

05:39:03.440 --> 05:39:05.280
You asking me to send stuff.

05:39:08.520 --> 05:39:09.960
Okay, Chris, Chris.

05:39:09.960 --> 05:39:11.080
Yes.

05:39:11.080 --> 05:39:12.560
Chris, what is this, bro?

05:39:12.560 --> 05:39:13.400
Really?

05:39:13.400 --> 05:39:14.720
I don't know Smurf so well in every game.

05:39:14.720 --> 05:39:15.680
Chris, actually what is this?

05:39:15.680 --> 05:39:17.440
Send him a frame of when he was altered

05:39:17.440 --> 05:39:18.960
and getting beamed by the Falcons

05:39:18.960 --> 05:39:20.120
when he threw it on him.

05:39:20.120 --> 05:39:32.440
It's a thinking frog.

05:39:32.440 --> 05:39:33.440
That's cute.

05:39:33.440 --> 05:39:35.120
I want it.

05:39:35.120 --> 05:39:36.440
It's a thinking frog.

05:39:36.440 --> 05:39:39.440
Oh my god.

05:39:39.440 --> 05:39:40.440
What?

05:39:40.440 --> 05:39:46.320
Dude, what if they make a frog like that but when you nod on it it changes colors.

05:39:46.320 --> 05:39:51.880
Pleasant Grove, California. Pleasant Grove Boulevard. You guys said

05:39:51.880 --> 05:39:56.800
No! I thought you said no. Brother, brother, this is the P.O.I.

05:40:06.920 --> 05:40:09.720
Hey, chicks, hope you enjoy the swag and the golf towel.

05:40:09.720 --> 05:40:25.580
Okay, it's a comfy little shirt. Where's the golf towel? Okay, I need one of these golf

05:40:25.580 --> 05:40:28.660
towels. I'm not gonna lie. W's, man. W's, thank you.

05:40:28.660 --> 05:40:32.580
We should do fan mail with you. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I think I'm a bit too paranoid

05:40:32.580 --> 05:40:37.020
for that. Next time on a date. I mean, I have been sent

05:40:37.020 --> 05:40:43.180
this book. No, no, no, no, no. I think since this book, every week, once a week, since

05:40:43.180 --> 05:40:51.180
2024, I'm not reading this. It's just a full-blown novel. Bro, I'm not. Stop sending it to me.

05:40:51.180 --> 05:40:56.620
I have no answer to the word about that book on this one, so hard every game.

05:40:56.620 --> 05:40:57.620
What?

05:40:57.620 --> 05:41:02.620
Scratch fat. I got a better idea. Send me a set of different side effects plugs than if

05:41:02.620 --> 05:41:05.580
a punishment he wears a different size based on what he did.

05:41:05.580 --> 05:41:07.580
Wait, Loki got an idea though.

05:41:09.580 --> 05:41:11.580
Whaaaaaat?

05:41:12.580 --> 05:41:15.580
You should send a Cal Fit photo to Junk and say,

05:41:15.580 --> 05:41:17.580
I cheat on my wife so hard with you.

05:41:17.580 --> 05:41:19.580
You'd call me M-O-O-O-O-Dog.

05:41:19.580 --> 05:41:21.580
Okay, I don't know what that one.

05:41:22.580 --> 05:41:26.580
Guys, can't we tell me why everyone wears ski masks nowadays

05:41:26.580 --> 05:41:28.580
when they don't even go skiing?

05:41:29.580 --> 05:41:32.580
Like, why do I always see people wearing that?

05:41:32.580 --> 05:41:34.580
This is what I'm bringing to Tarpon Spring, bro.

05:41:34.580 --> 05:41:36.580
It's a shiesty

05:41:36.820 --> 05:41:44.580
You are so you are soft as baby shit. Okay. Yeah, you know, bro. You just ruined the whole that's a back lover

05:41:44.940 --> 05:41:46.940
You just ruined the whole moment, bro

05:41:47.620 --> 05:41:55.300
Welcome to bricks the numbing the pot. He went ball. Okay mods. Can we like time out all the racists, please ruin the whole moment guys?

05:41:55.460 --> 05:41:57.460
Can we not be?

05:41:59.660 --> 05:42:02.100
Your parents must be dissatisfied

05:42:02.100 --> 05:42:06.100
Yo, somebody say something positive, please?

05:42:06.100 --> 05:42:07.100
What is-

05:42:10.100 --> 05:42:11.100
How's that racist?

05:42:11.100 --> 05:42:14.100
There were people typing racist shit in there.

05:42:14.100 --> 05:42:15.100
What?

05:42:15.100 --> 05:42:17.100
N.P.

05:42:17.100 --> 05:42:19.100
That wiener could satisfy-

05:42:19.100 --> 05:42:21.100
Wait, what, what the fuck? I missed it.

05:42:21.100 --> 05:42:22.100
Wait, what happened?

05:42:22.100 --> 05:42:23.100
That was gigantic.

05:42:23.100 --> 05:42:25.100
Wait, wait, what did I miss?

05:42:25.100 --> 05:42:26.100
Wait, what did I miss?

05:42:26.100 --> 05:42:29.100
Make him wear a chastity belt till he holds cute.

05:42:29.100 --> 05:42:30.100
What did I miss?

05:42:30.100 --> 05:42:33.780
a huge pbc dildo

05:42:36.460 --> 05:42:41.860
Dude as punishment every time he does yes the ride it for 30 seconds

05:42:43.060 --> 05:42:44.860
Next time out of the day

05:42:44.860 --> 05:42:48.660
Band use it test it wear it yo guys wear it

05:42:49.340 --> 05:42:52.780
Bro, it's a it's a 14. It's a 14 incher

05:42:54.660 --> 05:42:58.340
It's literally a 14 incher bro, what do you mean wear it?

05:42:58.340 --> 05:43:03.340
What does that even mean bro?

05:43:03.340 --> 05:43:09.180
I know what this is, I know what this is.

05:43:09.180 --> 05:43:10.180
These aren't chips.

05:43:10.180 --> 05:43:14.340
Listen, I opened these before, it's a glitter bomb explosion.

05:43:14.340 --> 05:43:17.820
No, not for this, I'm not an idiot.

05:43:17.820 --> 05:43:22.980
Bro, there's gonna be glitter all over my face.

05:43:22.980 --> 05:43:23.980
Good try bro.

05:43:23.980 --> 05:43:24.980
Nice freaking try.

05:43:25.620 --> 05:43:30.820
Dude, Al-Jing see bro Al-Jing see pure bison chips. He doesn't even eat them

05:43:44.420 --> 05:43:47.220
No, okay, thank you

05:43:54.980 --> 05:43:56.980
I

05:44:06.500 --> 05:44:08.500
Is that a ping-pong mask?

05:44:16.900 --> 05:44:23.100
It's our sex oh when you don't hit challenger you have to go to tarpon springs with a bulletproof vest

05:44:24.980 --> 05:44:26.980
Bro, this is Mew Smash!

05:44:26.980 --> 05:44:28.980
What?!

05:44:28.980 --> 05:44:30.980
He's got the headphones too?

05:44:34.980 --> 05:44:37.980
Why can't I get League of Marbelia?

05:44:37.980 --> 05:44:39.980
This is so sick.

05:44:39.980 --> 05:44:41.980
Oh my god.

05:44:44.980 --> 05:44:50.980
War Wolf Field Operation Gas Mask?!

05:44:50.980 --> 05:44:52.980
Bro, this had to be expensive.

05:44:52.980 --> 05:44:55.320
Bro bro, this is a legitimate gas mask.

05:44:55.320 --> 05:44:56.900
Remove the delay!

05:44:56.900 --> 05:44:59.400
THERE IS NO DELAY!

05:44:59.900 --> 05:45:00.400
Literally.

05:45:00.400 --> 05:45:01.400
FUCK!

05:45:01.400 --> 05:45:02.400
What?

05:45:03.180 --> 05:45:05.180
Wait chat, I just got an idea.

05:45:05.180 --> 05:45:08.180
Let's put it over to Ski Mask and see how it looks.

05:45:09.680 --> 05:45:10.680
Oh my god.

05:45:10.680 --> 05:45:13.680
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers don't?

05:45:13.680 --> 05:45:15.180
The best hacker in the world.

05:45:15.180 --> 05:45:18.180
Bro, you should walk around tarping springs like that.

05:45:20.180 --> 05:45:22.180
What?

05:45:22.980 --> 05:45:27.780
I am sure if you opened a peel box, you'd get your own Soraka Kudunari figure.

05:45:27.780 --> 05:45:30.780
Imagine dude. Probably though.

05:45:30.780 --> 05:45:37.380
Alright, we're almost done. We're almost done chat, we're almost done. My god, a lot of

05:45:37.380 --> 05:45:40.180
packages today. Holy crap, y'all are goaded!

05:45:40.180 --> 05:45:45.980
Guys, what's the coolest thing he's ever gotten from a fan mail?

05:45:45.980 --> 05:45:46.980
What?

05:45:46.980 --> 05:45:54.380
it's popcorn popcorn popcorn popcorn popcorn popcorn a BBC he misspelled

05:45:54.380 --> 05:45:58.980
why is everyone saying BBC

05:46:01.620 --> 05:46:06.460
human shit in a package

05:46:06.460 --> 05:46:13.460
bro there's no way someone's shitheading you with shitheads

05:46:15.460 --> 05:46:17.460
what?

05:46:17.460 --> 05:46:22.460
I just, you know, I don't understand like why I would need diapers

05:46:22.460 --> 05:46:25.460
where are the diapers now?

05:46:25.460 --> 05:46:28.460
this guy only now discovered kink

05:46:28.460 --> 05:46:31.460
what is the po- it's not ungrateful

05:46:31.460 --> 05:46:34.900
FUCKING BAD! I'M AN ABDL!

05:46:34.900 --> 05:46:37.020
I'm with a diaper, bro. Please stop.

05:46:37.020 --> 05:46:38.620
Do not search up ABDL.

05:46:38.620 --> 05:46:39.120
What?

05:46:41.620 --> 05:46:42.780
I don't have a son!

05:46:44.580 --> 05:46:46.820
Congratulations to what?

05:46:46.820 --> 05:46:48.420
I don't have a kid!

05:46:49.780 --> 05:46:51.780
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donal?

05:46:52.180 --> 05:46:53.780
Best Have a Son in the World?

05:46:55.060 --> 05:46:57.300
Wait, he never said he didn't have a daughter, though.

05:46:57.580 --> 05:46:58.580
Alweyer.

05:46:58.580 --> 05:46:59.180
Big Bob.

05:46:59.180 --> 05:47:01.020
And Whiteberry Sereniphym.

05:47:01.020 --> 05:47:04.320
And Grom, they're in the private store, wine, they're in the private store.

05:47:04.320 --> 05:47:05.320
Thank you guys.

05:47:08.820 --> 05:47:11.320
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Boy!

05:47:11.320 --> 05:47:12.820
Best hacker in the world!

05:47:14.820 --> 05:47:18.520
I just searched up ABDL, what the fuck, I'm not sure.

05:47:22.520 --> 05:47:25.020
Seattle Mariners?

05:47:26.220 --> 05:47:27.220
U.S. O-

05:47:27.220 --> 05:47:29.020
WHAAAAAT?!

05:47:29.020 --> 05:47:39.620
he is pregnant confirmed do you imagine what it's someone scum 50 hats

05:47:39.620 --> 05:47:49.740
Donald what games are you playing later uh wires bar and gambler friends and

05:47:49.740 --> 05:47:56.220
that's how I feel in the prime yo you guys know motherfucking don't best heck

05:47:56.220 --> 05:47:58.220
in the world oh wait are those actually

05:47:58.220 --> 05:48:05.980
pokemons what so no leak tonight with

05:48:05.980 --> 05:48:08.420
JYNX CI we might be we might be all

05:48:08.420 --> 05:48:10.460
same

05:48:10.460 --> 05:48:13.500
Pokemon cards

05:48:15.500 --> 05:48:17.860
wait they're all slabbed are they all

05:48:17.860 --> 05:48:24.180
good what the fuck

05:48:26.220 --> 05:48:33.220
It's going to all of you.

05:48:33.220 --> 05:48:36.220
Guys, what?

05:48:36.220 --> 05:48:43.220
Bro, there's like 300 cards in here.

05:48:43.220 --> 05:48:49.220
Bro, where are you?

05:48:49.220 --> 05:48:55.660
Yeah, he didn't set like the sleeves and stuff for like new cards

05:48:57.060 --> 05:48:59.060
That is so much money

05:49:02.220 --> 05:49:05.740
Get what and talk dance up scarlet by

05:49:09.620 --> 05:49:14.140
Dude needs another vape head he's coughing

05:49:14.140 --> 05:49:22.300
This is $10,000. Are you guys actually fucking serious? These are 10 grand?

05:49:27.100 --> 05:49:33.420
Dude, everyone be like, no bro, BCAUTI is horrible. Yeah, but were you saying that when you saw

05:49:33.420 --> 05:49:43.660
space jam for the first time cheers bro one more huge box like this is like

05:49:43.660 --> 05:49:56.460
gigantic space jam wait I'll show you what the fuck yo best heck room in the

05:49:56.460 --> 05:50:02.060
world it's leave dick brooder

05:50:02.060 --> 05:50:05.180
check my room it's like a mess

05:50:05.180 --> 05:50:08.180
and uh... fifty-gen there on the phone so much thank you

05:50:08.180 --> 05:50:10.860
what?

05:50:10.860 --> 05:50:15.300
Tom Kench is kind of cute in pink can't lie

05:50:15.300 --> 05:50:18.780
wait this guy sent him free pokemon cards

05:50:18.780 --> 05:50:22.180
what the fuck?

05:50:22.180 --> 05:50:23.940
probably like what $200

05:50:23.940 --> 05:50:27.060
do not open this

05:50:27.060 --> 05:50:29.580
do not open this

05:50:29.580 --> 05:50:32.220
twenty thousand dollars

05:50:32.220 --> 05:50:36.720
not in a way it's like me with one fifty

05:50:36.720 --> 05:50:39.360
are you guys fucking trolling me or not

05:50:39.360 --> 05:50:42.200
brother this is sealed

05:50:42.200 --> 05:50:43.400
so be

05:50:43.400 --> 05:50:44.700
wait what's that

05:50:44.700 --> 05:50:45.920
wait what is that

05:50:45.920 --> 05:50:47.020
ahhh

05:50:47.020 --> 05:50:48.020
ahhh

05:50:48.020 --> 05:50:49.520
ahhh

05:50:49.520 --> 05:50:51.320
first time shot in the chat setting

05:50:51.320 --> 05:50:52.520
not open it

05:50:52.520 --> 05:50:54.120
Is this your box bro?

05:50:54.120 --> 05:50:56.120
Don't go have it into the corn!

05:50:59.120 --> 05:51:00.620
Well why would you send this?

05:51:01.320 --> 05:51:03.320
Mega evolution, perfect order.

05:51:04.420 --> 05:51:05.620
Why would you send this?

05:51:06.120 --> 05:51:07.720
Bro this is way too expensive.

05:51:09.220 --> 05:51:10.420
Well that's crazy.

05:51:11.020 --> 05:51:11.720
What?

05:51:14.320 --> 05:51:15.420
$20,000?

05:51:15.420 --> 05:51:19.620
You've been watching Jettie for the last hour and said you could have won three quick games.

05:51:19.620 --> 05:51:22.220
P8, you should shoot yourself in the head tonight.

05:51:22.220 --> 05:51:29.180
reading my idiot chats in game like are you some kind of fucking moron for

05:51:29.180 --> 05:51:31.340
typing that

05:51:37.460 --> 05:51:43.500
bro what are these actually work chat do we know baby how much is a perfect

05:51:43.500 --> 05:51:51.380
order Pokemon box worth how much is a perfect order Pokemon box worth

05:51:52.220 --> 05:51:56.380
Do you know why they call him the big Charizard and the small trainer box?

05:52:01.900 --> 05:52:03.900
Jesus

05:52:08.780 --> 05:52:10.780
Oh

05:52:17.500 --> 05:52:20.860
No millionaire don't open the hundreds of dollars worth of time

05:52:22.220 --> 05:52:25.100
Okay chat, we have, I'm not even kidding.

05:52:25.100 --> 05:52:25.940
Woo!

05:52:25.940 --> 05:52:27.700
All right, let's go.

05:52:27.700 --> 05:52:29.100
Oh wow.

05:52:29.100 --> 05:52:30.020
Oh no, we have bags.

05:52:30.020 --> 05:52:32.860
Guys, realistically, do you guys think

05:52:32.860 --> 05:52:35.680
Jamesy's desensitized from Christmas?

05:52:36.780 --> 05:52:39.020
Like when he wakes up Christmas morning,

05:52:39.020 --> 05:52:41.540
it's just like another day for him?

05:52:41.540 --> 05:52:43.580
Because he gets all these like cool,

05:52:43.580 --> 05:52:46.940
random mystery box packages every day.

05:52:46.940 --> 05:52:48.180
Oh, there's a cat in here.

05:52:48.180 --> 05:52:49.020
Hey, me.

05:52:52.220 --> 05:52:54.220
What is that?

05:52:54.220 --> 05:52:59.220
Oh no, I'd sick my dick in there, dude.

05:52:59.220 --> 05:53:08.220
I'd sick my dick in there like it was a fucking, like it was a fucking sponge, dude.

05:53:08.220 --> 05:53:10.220
Two junk, daddy!

05:53:10.220 --> 05:53:17.220
Alright!

05:53:17.220 --> 05:53:22.220
Just a cat and all the cats are gone.

05:53:22.220 --> 05:53:24.220
In the cat, you guys are retarded.

05:53:24.220 --> 05:53:26.220
In the fucking chicken, bro.

05:53:26.220 --> 05:53:27.220
The stuffed chicken.

05:53:27.220 --> 05:53:31.220
I'll stuff that chicken with some and other than stuffing, if you know what I mean.

05:53:31.220 --> 05:53:32.220
Yo, chat.

05:53:32.220 --> 05:53:33.220
Appreciate the love and support.

05:53:33.220 --> 05:53:35.220
I don't have a baby.

05:53:35.220 --> 05:53:37.220
I don't have a baby.

05:53:37.220 --> 05:53:39.220
I don't have a baby.

05:53:39.220 --> 05:53:42.220
If you're so jealous, why don't you open a P.O. box?

05:53:42.220 --> 05:53:43.220
Hem?

05:53:43.220 --> 05:53:44.220
Why?

05:53:44.220 --> 05:53:47.220
Dude the chances of somebody standing like a pipe bomb or hi

05:53:55.740 --> 05:53:58.580
Oh my god, okay, I can't eat these I'm too fat

05:53:59.100 --> 05:54:01.660
Pellet Parazola, what the fuck is that?

05:54:01.660 --> 05:54:04.700
I can't eat these. I'm too fat if I eat those

05:54:07.060 --> 05:54:09.060
Oh my god

05:54:09.900 --> 05:54:11.900
Yo, you guys know motherfucking Donald?

05:54:11.900 --> 05:54:18.900
the

05:54:18.900 --> 05:54:26.700
face made him wear like a newborn baby clothing next time I coach him

05:54:26.700 --> 05:54:29.900
and he gets like a pacifier

05:54:29.900 --> 05:54:36.900
the fuck is that

05:54:36.900 --> 05:54:38.740
can you open a p o box

05:54:38.740 --> 05:54:40.740
i got a pipe shaped pump

05:54:40.740 --> 05:54:42.740
see that's why we'll have to stay away from it

05:54:42.740 --> 05:54:46.740
si voy chosí ses is bes

05:54:46.740 --> 05:54:51.740
that's french? and he's saying it like it's spanish

05:54:51.740 --> 05:54:55.740
i would send you a pipe bomb

05:54:55.740 --> 05:54:59.740
die for you though he can't

05:55:04.740 --> 05:55:06.740
no i'd be scared

05:55:06.740 --> 05:55:08.740
I'd be scared as fuck

05:55:11.180 --> 05:55:13.180
No, I'd be scared as fuck

05:55:18.920 --> 05:55:22.860
No, I'd actually be so scared, bro, it's not

05:55:28.380 --> 05:55:34.960
Final box final box last it's a photo frame guys stopping stupid

05:55:34.960 --> 05:55:41.420
It's a fucking random box with a weird smelling substance in it, and a little printout that

05:55:41.420 --> 05:55:43.160
says, die for you.

05:55:43.160 --> 05:56:00.320
It's probably like mustard gas, or something.

05:56:00.320 --> 05:56:02.840
What's your hygiene routine, because your pits are green?

05:56:02.840 --> 05:56:04.040
Okay, I'm never loved thing.

05:56:04.040 --> 05:56:05.880
My arms again.

05:56:05.880 --> 05:56:07.380
You guys are so dumb.

05:56:11.760 --> 05:56:15.560
Pregnancy handbook for the first time moms a week by, okay.

05:56:15.560 --> 05:56:16.400
Yep.

05:56:18.920 --> 05:56:20.320
And that is the best.

05:56:20.320 --> 05:56:21.160
What?

05:56:21.160 --> 05:56:25.960
It's a how you do weight book followed by a pregnancy guy.

05:56:25.960 --> 05:56:28.600
I guess it I'm gonna mute a notice now.

05:56:28.600 --> 05:56:29.440
I'm going Ron.

05:56:29.440 --> 05:56:30.280
I'm Joe, Ron Adontes.

05:56:30.280 --> 05:56:31.400
I'm coming and I'm sorry I'm late.

05:56:31.400 --> 05:56:33.400
a piece of garbage.

05:56:33.400 --> 05:56:36.400
Judd, I'm 15 minutes late.

05:56:36.400 --> 05:56:37.400
17 minutes late.

05:56:37.400 --> 05:56:39.400
Not bad.

05:56:39.400 --> 05:56:40.400
Not bad.

05:56:40.400 --> 05:56:43.400
Guys, look at my room.

05:56:43.400 --> 05:56:47.400
I have mine frozen.

05:56:47.400 --> 05:56:48.400
Hi, guys.

05:56:48.400 --> 05:56:50.400
What's up, dude?

05:56:50.400 --> 05:56:51.400
You see?

05:56:51.400 --> 05:56:53.400
I got frankly so many Pokemon boxes.

05:56:53.400 --> 05:56:55.400
You were asking.

05:56:55.400 --> 05:57:00.400
20,000, right?

05:57:00.400 --> 05:57:05.880
the whole chat set for $20,000

05:57:10.840 --> 05:57:15.160
chat no what's wrong with no no no fuck this

05:57:15.160 --> 05:57:21.440
what's wrong with you guys so wait what is the price check on this

05:57:21.440 --> 05:57:28.000
The green box is $70, but then the blue box is what we're holding is $2.40.

05:57:28.000 --> 05:57:33.360
Well, chat. By the way, this is insane, and this is an incredible gift.

05:57:33.360 --> 05:57:36.560
Still, one of the most expensive fanmails we've ever received.

05:57:36.560 --> 05:57:40.960
This is over $300 spent with shipping, probably close to $400.

05:57:40.960 --> 05:57:45.600
But you guys said it's $20,000. Why?

05:57:45.600 --> 05:57:51.280
What, like, what's the point? Do you guys just want to fucking troll me?

05:57:51.440 --> 05:57:58.660
I mean, yeah, I can't I'm already late y'all has anyone ever sent him a life-sized sex doll

05:58:04.680 --> 05:58:13.880
Yes, really okay, me. Oh, okay, me. Oh, I have I appreciate you dude. Where's my shirt?

05:58:14.800 --> 05:58:16.800
It was a blob, doll

05:58:21.440 --> 05:58:33.440
Send him a mold of your penis, lowkey!

05:58:33.440 --> 05:58:37.440
Dude.

05:58:37.440 --> 05:58:48.440
Guys, can I keep my camera here for the gamble with your friends game?

05:58:48.440 --> 05:58:55.440
Yeah, okay.

05:58:55.440 --> 05:58:58.440
Yeah, okay.

05:58:58.440 --> 05:59:03.440
Hi, guys. Can you adjust camera?

05:59:03.440 --> 05:59:08.440
Chad, it's time for game night. Nice pepperoni nipples.

05:59:08.440 --> 05:59:12.440
Time for game night. Lock in.

05:59:12.440 --> 05:59:16.920
Lock in, Chad. Lock in. I'm a literal piece of human feces.

05:59:18.080 --> 05:59:20.920
I'm like, what are you going to take, bro?

05:59:20.920 --> 05:59:22.760
Bro, but that was a lot of fair mail.

05:59:22.760 --> 05:59:26.120
Like, oh, my God, that was actually insane.

05:59:26.120 --> 05:59:28.360
Posture, Chad. Can you zoom it?

05:59:28.360 --> 05:59:30.520
It's not a Justin.

05:59:30.520 --> 05:59:33.160
Rest in peace, Kyle Busch. Kyle Busch died.

05:59:33.160 --> 05:59:35.880
Who the fuck's Kyle Busch?

05:59:35.880 --> 05:59:38.800
Kyle Busch. Why have I? I've heard that name before.

05:59:38.800 --> 05:59:43.680
Check who is who is that?

05:59:44.880 --> 05:59:48.360
Nascar driver who is Cal Bush was he old?

05:59:50.120 --> 05:59:52.120
What how did he die?

05:59:53.360 --> 05:59:55.360
What 41

05:59:56.680 --> 06:00:00.560
How how do you die Jack? Oh, wait, he's asking you to illness

06:00:03.320 --> 06:00:05.320
Damn

06:00:05.720 --> 06:00:11.080
That sucks man rest in peace to Kyle Busch bro. Yeah, I knew I heard that name before I only know like

06:00:11.920 --> 06:00:15.980
Five fucking NASCAR drivers like Dale Earnhardt

06:00:16.440 --> 06:00:18.440
Kyle Busch I've heard that name

06:00:19.800 --> 06:00:24.200
Yeah, my grandpa used to watch all right, let me sit up my grandpa fuck

06:00:25.200 --> 06:00:27.200
I thought it was so

06:00:27.480 --> 06:00:30.600
Shit the last couple laps is exciting but other than that

06:00:31.320 --> 06:00:32.480
okay

06:00:32.480 --> 06:00:34.600
I'm about to join Joe Ron and don't test

06:00:35.740 --> 06:00:37.740
Okay, give me one second. I'll be back

06:00:40.040 --> 06:00:45.620
My guys low key should I piss now or should I wait until after fuck? Oh, yeah, I'll piss now. I kind of have to

06:01:02.480 --> 06:01:04.540
you

06:01:32.480 --> 06:01:42.480
All right, guys, I'm back.

06:01:42.480 --> 06:01:54.280
Okay, real talk, guys.

06:01:54.280 --> 06:01:58.520
Should we hit a little bit of a caffeine rejuice?

06:01:58.520 --> 06:02:00.520
Yes or no?

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trying BBC nice who was ready for some game night y'all who was ready for some

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game night chat I'm joining calls yes what a call now hello Johnson okay real

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voice all right yo guys sorry I'm late guys oh hey I'm on the call yet can you

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wait to be added no you didn't join it about time you're trying to perfect

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time what are you guys doing right now see didn't eat we're watching a video me

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eat sir strawman

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you know what i mean

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behind sag

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if you eat

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if you eat

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of sir strawman

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i'm deadass i'll give you a hundred gift

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i second that i smell that

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and you eat it

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on camera you have to open

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thank you

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were you even invited

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dude shut the fuck up

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yes

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You would have to like order it on Amazon or something. You're not gonna get that no more sells that

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We were talking about food challenges and we got on the topic of the challenge of how fast can you eat a whole head of lettuce?

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So I ordered a

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Ron said he's gonna eat a whole head of lettuce while we fly

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Yes, yes, I hear me eat lettuce before so it's actually a great question. I was telling Joe about this

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I'm like, bro. Nobody actually eats lettuce from fun

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Like nobody does that like no, I don't know how to enable my virtual camera

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Wait, well, JC fax or no you take lettuce off your burger. Yes or no. Yes. Um, I think lettuce

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I think lettuce amplifies the taste of everything just because the texture, but I don't I wouldn't just straight up eat lettuce

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I think a serial killer would do that

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But the thing is that nobody-

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How much can you eat a whole-

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Fuck, T.O.B.

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Dude, shut the fuck up.

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I'm waiting for my weight that I can like sit down and say hi.

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Run a 1-D1 rocket league back and if you lose instead of the bananas

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for our challenges, time you'll eat a head of lettuce.

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Joe, but you're saying like let's run a rocket league 1-D1 back

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as if there's like a chance of me winning.

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You're basically just saying like, yo, let's punish you.

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Joe's better than you at Rocket League?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, bro, Joe, you played for like four weeks straight

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But I don't I will get diamond and like I'm gonna get diamond jet before or after GTA 6 comes out I

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Asked that question earlier and I think you'll be done screaming by the time if you diamond in solos like a I've just

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Then you'll get it quicker

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Is it Rocket League the hardest game to get to the top rank?

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No.

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No.

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No.

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The hardest game?

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Oh, we're actually in a call with it right now.

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The hardest game to get to the top rank is Lee.

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No, he's on the game.

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It's up guys.

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You know, he's on the game right now.

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No, yeah, wait, I'm turning it off, wait, it's because I have the wrong scene.

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Okay, we're good.

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Oh, I fucked wrong thing.

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Oh my god, you're in a game right now.

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No, no, no, I just have it open.

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Wait, give me a second.

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Okay, there we go, we're good now.

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Okay.

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Just to scale this bro like supersonic legend in rocket league. I think there's like two or three thousand on any given season

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I could be wrong. That's what it's called supersonic legend. Yeah, SSL

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Um, it's two to three thousand every season, which like there's like more billionaires than SSL's challenger

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It's three hundred per region. So this like you but can you hit it and then get kicked out of it?

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Kind of like baller like you know, yeah, 100. Yeah, we got this. Can you explain our challenger words and league?

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How do you maintain it? How do you lose it? Okay, so the way it works is that once you're master plus you enter like the apex here

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Right, and it's like the thing is there's a 50% chance that the players in the apex here are like actual apex

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Or if they're fucking like dog shit or not, right?

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But then once you get apex then the top thousand end up hitting grandmaster top the injured or challenger

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So it's like once a day that the latter updates

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Wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry, bro. Yeah, bro. I just saw someone in my chat say

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Someone just said if Ron focuses on his health, bro, like that like

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Dude, I swear we have different heads when it's just a g432

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G430 like listen to this hold on. Let me see if I could swap it give me one sec

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But mine's like obnoxiously like it's just like I don't even know dude. Oh

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No, you gotta keep it like that bro. It's like it's like yeah, it's like a loud. I'm pretty sure it's pretty loud

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But how did you just make it sound so much worse? Well, no, I don't this is just the g430

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He has the two they don't make these anymore. They don't make these at all

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Yeah, like that's discontinued like I used to have one like that I used to have like five of them

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But then I broke down so I was having a snap them in half. Yep. Yep. Yeah

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Have one that was glued the mic would just be glued

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Yeah, one time I had to have like one headset from two different headsets

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So it's like half was one headset the other half was the other one because it's foot in half

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Why didn't you just buy a new headset because it's not the same? It's not the same. Yeah, it's not the same

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You wouldn't get it. Yeah. Yeah, like this is actually weirding me out. Like

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Are you guys?

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I said why wouldn't you buy a new headset as Jinxie streaming on like a 1080p Chinese webcam off Amazon?

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Okay, I'll give you that okay my

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On your streaming camera, I I get the same what the camera and the lens or camera and the lens yes

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I used to sit I used to sit on

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Wait, that's nothing. That's bro. I

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Lenses 2,500 my camera when I bought right now it's cheaper because it's older

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But my camera when I bought it was probably like 3k

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Bro Jinxie how much you think of lenses the lens is using more than the camera the lens are more than the camera

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I don't know because I I have the Brio like I was gonna get a camera, but then I was like fuck that

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Why you can actually zoom it in like that

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that. You can do it where you can go real wide out. But the thing is, bro, I feel like

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if I have a cheap camera, I'm more inclined to like attack it or break it if I'm frustrated.

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If I have a good camera, I'm not going to. If I have a $5,000 camera, what webcam do

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you have? Logitech Brio. It's $120. Why don't you get like an

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The Logitech Reel is one of the best cameras on Godfors Christ.

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Yo, I've had 30 of these in the last three years. I've had 30.

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Wait, do you just break them constantly?

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I'll break them or they'll break themselves or they'll get water damaged or...

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I do that with my keyboard. I have a bunch of backup keyboards.

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Oh, and I think my camera also is 100 or some shit.

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Yeah, but I'm I can't be like I can't focus on I'm weirded out like I think you guys are related I think I don't

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It's just I don't know you guys are related I think you think so problems

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And you guys are both ripped bro, thank you

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Yes, bro. I like you know in nine days. I'm supposed to reveal that I have a six part

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Yeah, I was supposed to have a six pack basically I said this for two years. I think it's been three years in a row now that in

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June I'll have a six pack. So I have nine days. It's not that bad. I mean, I mean, are you flexing?

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Okay, yeah, I'm not even kidding when I say this, genuinely. Yeah, you say it, right? Yeah, but if you were to stop yourself

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self at least like half the days I think you would actually like be like super

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shredded right now probably like you 12 to 13 yeah well I'm 12% body fat now

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he's on 29 body fat yeah yeah he's probably you 29 is crazy but you should

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I would I would have guessed you're probably like 20 yeah I'm gonna sit yeah

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around 20. I'm gonna go 22% body fat. Yeah, but it's okay though. I'm getting down. I

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have nine days. I think I'll hit it. I think I'll hit it. You're gonna get a visible six

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pack, but yeah, I in nine days. I don't know if I could lose 3% no 2% fat every single

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day. I can hit it. Well, you know what's weird is me and you have the same exact conversation

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over a year ago in Atlanta and I was giving you advice on how to lose weight and you just

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They didn't do you didn't do anything. I got it. No, I understand. No, I got that. Yeah, that's cool

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Um, bro, I think the people that end up losing weight are the people that

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Literally don't say anything about it. They don't tell anyone about it. They don't make so you're saying I should just stop talking about it

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Yeah, the people that actually lose weight just do it. They just didn't say shit

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All right, I'm gonna prove you wrong

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Just neither like like Ron you're saying you're gonna lose weight, but you change nothing

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You know, I don't actually make a tweet you're saying right?

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That you're gonna that you're gonna like that I'm gonna be quiet that I'm gonna be quiet now

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And I'm no but get wasn't there like I don't know if this is still ongoing

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Didn't you have like a deal or something where it was like if you lose

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Yeah, wasn't it like

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Okay, no that was that was last year though

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So June of 2024 I told everyone in the house that we lived out in phase of time

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And I'd give them ten bands each if I didn't get it. I scan them. I scammed everybody. Yeah

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So in 2025, no, not a single dollar.

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So in 2025, I said, if I don't get it,

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I'll give you $50,000 away to anyone who likes to tweet.

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Tweet got like 100,000, something like that.

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Just got some impressions, you know what I'm saying?

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Didn't think much of it.

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I scammed the fuck out of them.

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2026, I basically said, if I don't have a six pack by June,

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that I have to run a marathon on stream.

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That was-

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Are you gonna run, you're gonna run a marathon on stream?

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So how much is the marathon? Is that 26?

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26.2 miles. What's the furthest you've ever run?

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I ran a 13-minute mile.

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Oh, you're fucked. You're like, dude, that's gonna take you like nine hours to-

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Boy, the GenC literally have a book that you can give to him, bro.

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The book that your viewer gave you.

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Yeah.

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I have a ton of books, too, that I got.

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Yeah, let me see if I can find this.

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Uh, I mean, yeah, how to lose- it's a how to lose weight- oh, here it is, right here.

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Here's the fucking book, bro.

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Ron, read this, bro.

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How to be less fat.

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Oh, that's nice.

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I had a one yesterday that said how to operate life with diabetes.

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And I also had one that said,

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I don't know, there's a couple books that I got.

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There's, yeah.

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Yeah, but like,

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Quitty Quitty, the complete guy.

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Would you even smoke or do you just have that?

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Joe smokes like...

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Joe's an ass.

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Daily, right?

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Yeah, well, no, I don't smoke daily, but I eat edibles all the time. I have like weird fucking Joe

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What is the most milligrams you've ever taken off of edible because I tweak all five milligrams?

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dear 60

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Like not a lot compare, but like there's gonna be people that have that are in like your chat and our chats

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They're like, oh, that's nothing. I've eaten a thousand and I'm like, okay, dude

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Why don't we do a day where we all take a edible at the same time? Nope? No, I would take an edible right now

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Like that's not

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Last time I took a edible I literally lost my mind like I'm not I didn't sleep for like four days

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I think it might have been late. I'm not gonna lie

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But that scared me straight never did it again. You did it you didn't sleep for four days

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I thought I would this one. I was 19. I was streaming at the time

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I told my chat about the story most traumatic two weeks of my life. I

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I thought if I went to sleep, I would die. I legitimately thought that because I took an edible and lost my mind

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I haven't told my child this in like three years. Edibles. Where did you buy the edible from like a guy?

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I literally this shitty like

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Just the scummiest dealer you could imagine

06:14:27.700 --> 06:14:32.540
Bro, but listen the story gets worse. I didn't sleep for four days. I thought the roof was

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I can't imagine you on our edibles.

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Yeah, I thought the roof was kiddin'.

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I was, this is, if you go to my Twitch channel,

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you can see like the two week period

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where I didn't stream, this is when this happened.

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This was during COVID.

06:14:43.300 --> 06:14:45.540
I got COVID the same week.

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So I didn't sleep for four days and got COVID.

06:14:48.140 --> 06:14:50.420
I was in a hospital with COVID.

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Literally, like I was hospitalized with COVID.

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10 day quarantine, talking to nurses through masks,

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20 feet of legs.

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Bro, there's no, you're taking an edible last that many days.

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No, the edible-

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No, he was just tweaking after.

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I don't know if you were laced, man.

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I don't know if you were laced.

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You were laced in an edible.

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You didn't go to a dispensary?

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Dude.

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I think you just tweaked, bro.

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I'm not going to lie.

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No, I took five milligrams, Joe, and I started seeing the

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shadow, man.

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I started looking around, bro.

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I was eating a burger in less than five seconds in my head.

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It felt like, so the one thing that happened to me, I don't

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know if anyone else experiences this.

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I mean, Joe, I feel like you're so advanced now that you

06:15:26.860 --> 06:15:28.860
can't feel what we feel, Paul.

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But it's like, bro, I took the edible.

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describing how I'd feel on like mushrooms, right?

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Okay, so we got a drug addict, Nicole.

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God, listen, Joe, I took five milligrams

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and I started saying words in my head

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and I'll talk out loud and be like,

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did you see that all out?

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And then I'd say to get in my head

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like a sentence and I'd be like,

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did you see that all out?

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Like I would talk in my head

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and think that it's out loud.

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Wait, Joe, you've done shrooms?

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I've done shrooms like 10 times.

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I've done them all the time.

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That's all it also refers to, bro.

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I've done them in over a year

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because I've told this story the last time

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I took them, they're called penis envy.

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And my boy was like, you wanna do mushrooms?

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I got penis envy shrooms.

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I was like, yeah, sure.

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And normally like I'd know like a week before,

06:16:09.900 --> 06:16:13.100
but I went to this like Airbnb and we took them

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and we're watching this salmon documentary

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and Morgan Freeman's commentating it.

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And I just start fucking, fucking bro.

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The TV's morphing, the walls are turning.

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My friend's giggling and he's fucking talking about it.

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I'm like, oh, hell no.

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I start listening to Resonance, the song on repeat,

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and I'm like chilling out, I'm fine.

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I stand up, I'm talking to my friend,

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he's like, I don't feel anything.

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I'm gonna eat more.

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I go, don't do that.

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So he's another gram and a half.

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And-

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Hey, mushrooms is the thing that I heard when you,

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sorry to cut you off,

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but it's the thing that opens up your brain, right?

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Like it makes you like,

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I heard it's like not that bad.

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Yeah, it connects different neural pathways.

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There's like research into it and stuff,

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but like I always say you shouldn't take mushrooms like,

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unless it's prescribed by a doctor

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and like a place where it's legal.

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But yeah, I was bugging and my friend took more.

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I end up standing up and I feel like I'm in a fun house.

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You know how everything's turning?

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So everything that is physical is moving around me.

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That's just like any trip, really,

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but it was more intense this time.

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And when I would close, what?

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Can you stop a trip like that whenever you want or no?

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You're tripping for six hours.

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You're like the and it's not like an edible where you eat an edible 45 minutes later

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You eat mushrooms like 15 minutes later. You're fucking tweaking and

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Like so the worst trip I ever had I put you know the the game man of Madonna

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It's a horror game. It's like a dark anthology horror games

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You're not saying you got on a horror game. I well

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This was like the third time I ever trip my friend is like let's play man of Madonna

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There was four of us and there's four characters in man of a don so he was like we're just gonna control each character

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I eat them and the characters eyes start looking like a goldfish. I can't move. I'm like sinking into my couch

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I'm like actually fucking panicking. I can't tell if it's the game or if it's me

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That's freaking out like if I am I actually seeing what's happening or is my mind imagine that trick?

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No, well, then it was amazing after and I ended up listening to ice cube

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Like you know how we do it or some shit. It was the best song ever, bro

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I was like the best experience in my life.

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And see, I'm like all over the place,

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but this is how the trips go.

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Like you're bouncing constantly

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and you'll be like, oh, it's been hours.

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You check your phone, it's been 15 minutes

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and you're like, holy shit.

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But wait, when you took the penis envy one,

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was it called that?

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Cause like you're getting jealous

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of your friend's meat size or something?

06:18:41.460 --> 06:18:43.540
No, no, it's called penis envy

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because the dude that made the mushroom called it that.

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It's like a Freudian thing.

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I don't know.

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It's the strong, I don't know why it's called penis envy,

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but no, I was not jealous of my friends today.

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Okay, I got it.

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Joe, the thing, and I understand weed affects

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everybody differently, like everyone's wiring.

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Yeah, like I don't get paranoid, some people do.

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Yeah, some people do, but like, for me,

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I like being in control of like my mind

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and I feel like I would never do shrooms,

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but even weed, I just feel like I had no control

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over my mind, so I just don't smoke.

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Cause like sometimes I would.

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You don't smoke but you do cocaine like every 15 minutes on your stream.

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Yo actually every bathroom break dude.

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Yeah.

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No bro, I use the restroom bro, I go to pee, I don't pee.

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In the bathroom you know, you need to do a little bump.

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No bro.

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No.

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Stop says, have you ever smoked weed?

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No, I've never done that any drug, because I know that if I were to take it out, I would

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generally go like schizophrenic, so like to like sit.

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Hey, you know what?

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Yes you would.

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And you bro, yes, you would definitely be fucked, yes.

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Yeah paranoid to I like what I agree because like when I did the edible like I took a tiny bite and I was scared before it even happened

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Bro, like I was just what you're fucking up your mind prior

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I've had like I've greened out before like there's been time for like I'm tweaking there was one stream

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Oh my god

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I played Mario Party, but every minigame I lost a milligram and I lost like so many games and

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I ended up getting to the point where I was just so high. I was like, bro

06:20:16.220 --> 06:20:20.440
I never I never did that shit like Nate Nate shot one stream. He said he was so high

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He just unplugged his PC and he said that is straight crash

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But like there's been times where I'm like damn, but I need to get off

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Fucking alcohol nice one. Yo, bro, but drinking alcohol like I have control. I just I just uh, no

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You can last control you have less control on alcohol than you do on your drunk. No, no, no

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No, Leo, I'm like, if I'm not.

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Yeah, bro, I was having one of your streams

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and Jake said, and Jake was like, I'm hammered right now.

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Mark down beer number three.

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Mark down beer number three.

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Yes, bro.

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Yeah, no, I'm a proud, lightweight drinker.

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Because guess what?

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I can get a lot of.

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But you're not hammered off.

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Wait, but do you like beer or do you drink like,

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like you like, you like beer, don't you?

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I love beer.

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Bro, I was going to say, I can't drink beer.

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Don't even get me started on beer.

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I love beer.

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But here, let me say it.

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Top five beers.

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Top five beers.

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Oh my god, okay, number one, Landshark.

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Number two, Peroni, the Italian beer.

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Number three, Gimme Blue Moon.

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Four, Gimme Connors.

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You should do a beer mukbang.

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You're having some shit-ass fucking bet here, man.

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I'm not gonna lie.

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I should do a beer mukbang.

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Bro, I should, oh my god, it's gonna be it.

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And then five, I could go timeless and say like,

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Miller Lite, because you go to any bar.

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Yeah, you gotta have a staple.

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They have Miller Lite.

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You need one beer where everyone has it,

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and Miller Lite is like, I mean, I could drink.

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a little bit of a sissy boy like when I go to like like restaurants all that like I asked for like the

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Really exotic sugary drinks. They're so good, bro. It feels like sunshine and rain. I'll get I normally get a spicy mar

06:21:51.940 --> 06:21:54.260
You're just like I told you once and you

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There's one time that that that was bad. Yeah, Ron called me

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I was like

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You know, I called I

06:22:03.340 --> 06:22:06.940
Called Joe. I'm like, I forgot what I think I was like planning like something. He's like

06:22:06.940 --> 06:22:21.340
I drink occasionally, but the thing is that it's like it's like what once every few months, you know cuz yeah

06:22:21.880 --> 06:22:23.880
Dude, I have a stream idea what?

06:22:24.420 --> 06:22:29.400
League of Legends, but you do one loss equals one beer in Challenger lobbies

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Okay, the problem with that is that by the end of the stream. I'm turning into a whole lander

06:22:32.800 --> 06:22:39.500
I think you wouldn't get that drunk because don't league games take like an average of 35 minutes or so

06:22:39.500 --> 06:22:47.460
Yeah, but it also depends though because like if Riot sends their agents after you and they just give you only losers queue

06:22:47.460 --> 06:22:51.780
Then the promise that you literally cannot win and then you're just saying you're fucking 20 minutes

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Yeah, like you could end the day with alcohol poisoning even if you play perfect like sometimes

06:22:56.980 --> 06:23:02.780
I did one MMA watch party stream where me and my boy bet on a winner

06:23:02.780 --> 06:23:07.460
And if you've lost you had to take a shot and there was like 12 fights that we watched and I lost like nine

06:23:08.180 --> 06:23:12.720
There's a clip of me eating eggs with my hands at like three in the morning on a valorant queue

06:23:14.720 --> 06:23:20.100
Talking about that clip like yeah, and then I searched it up and I saw it so bad

06:23:20.180 --> 06:23:27.640
That was that and then I did a trivia challenge where I chugged like I took a beer a glass of wine two buzz balls

06:23:28.160 --> 06:23:32.300
Like a shot and something else and I was fine and then right when stream ended

06:23:32.300 --> 06:23:37.260
I went it was like a flash bang like it all hit me because it was like the last five minutes

06:23:37.260 --> 06:23:39.260
I chugged it on I was like oh

06:23:39.980 --> 06:23:43.640
Dude, okay, but you went from that's like a cardinal sin, bro

06:23:43.640 --> 06:23:48.540
You don't go from like beer to wine or wine to beer you have to say that bad though

06:23:48.740 --> 06:23:54.320
Yes, bro beer to liquor or liquor to beer especially wine beer to wine me home

06:23:54.780 --> 06:23:58.340
No, if I'm gonna drink wine, I'm just gonna drink wine and I'll drink it with a steak

06:23:58.740 --> 06:24:01.740
Wait, Jim see you said you don't really drink. How are you the expert?

06:24:02.300 --> 06:24:10.220
because I'm not fucking live bro I do drink a lot it's not good bro how many

06:24:10.220 --> 06:24:16.540
days a week are you drinking mm like once or twice like okay so when we're

06:24:16.540 --> 06:24:21.660
together are you gonna drink during Minecraft like that's gonna be I'm

06:24:21.660 --> 06:24:26.180
just gonna delay the stream by like a month if I get drunk but no like I

06:24:26.180 --> 06:24:31.220
drink like once or twice but like to find like getting drunk I don't get drunk

06:24:31.220 --> 06:24:34.380
I well never got you I've never gone drunk ever

06:24:34.980 --> 06:24:37.780
Okay, well I'm gonna get drunk, but yeah, I've never got a point

06:24:37.780 --> 06:24:44.260
I'd rather I'd rather drink occasionally than smoke occasionally for me because when I smoke

06:24:44.260 --> 06:24:50.080
I have no control over my mind when I drink I just play music and order a pizza and go to sleep. It's fucking awesome

06:24:51.500 --> 06:24:57.020
Have you ever gotten like so drunk that you'd like thrown up? Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, dude. There's

06:24:57.020 --> 06:25:02.020
I was one time where I was like literally hammered.

06:25:02.420 --> 06:25:04.260
I woke up at four in the morning.

06:25:05.460 --> 06:25:06.820
Cause you know like when you get drunk,

06:25:06.820 --> 06:25:08.820
sometimes you actually don't sleep.

06:25:08.820 --> 06:25:09.660
Like you know what I mean?

06:25:09.660 --> 06:25:11.220
You get like three hours of sleep, four hours of sleep.

06:25:11.220 --> 06:25:12.580
Well, yeah, no, it fucks up your sleep.

06:25:12.580 --> 06:25:14.100
Like even if you fall asleep for six hours,

06:25:14.100 --> 06:25:15.540
it's like you've gotten two.

06:25:15.540 --> 06:25:17.380
Yeah, I woke up at four in the morning.

06:25:17.380 --> 06:25:19.580
I already puked at midnight and I woke up at four

06:25:19.580 --> 06:25:21.940
in the morning and I had to puke again

06:25:21.940 --> 06:25:23.340
and I couldn't even make it to the toilet.

06:25:23.340 --> 06:25:26.020
I just projectile vomited on my way to the toilet.

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And that was when I was like, all right, this is like, wow.

06:25:29.260 --> 06:25:30.620
Yeah, but I feel like you don't even

06:25:30.620 --> 06:25:31.780
have to get drunk for that.

06:25:31.780 --> 06:25:34.180
Because even me, sometimes I've thrown up in the mornings

06:25:34.180 --> 06:25:36.380
and it's like, I'd maybe like three or four drinks

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like the night before.

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You might want to get that checked out.

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Grown up the next day from three beers?

06:25:43.620 --> 06:25:45.940
Yeah, like I'll sit there and have me.

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Not even beers.

06:25:46.780 --> 06:25:48.220
It'll be like the coolers.

06:25:48.220 --> 06:25:50.500
Like, you know, like the Smirnoff shit?

06:25:50.500 --> 06:25:53.020
You can't pull three of those, can you?

06:25:53.020 --> 06:25:54.100
Oh, no.

06:25:54.100 --> 06:25:57.060
You know what I do like though speaking of like smear up, bro

06:25:57.060 --> 06:26:01.380
I low-key really like and people call me a sissy boy for drinking it, but brah I really like Mike's farm lemonade

06:26:01.380 --> 06:26:05.340
Oh god, I low-key. Yeah, I don't think I've had a Mike's heart in the year

06:26:05.860 --> 06:26:11.180
Bro Joe, you know about it. Come on, bro. New Jersey. Go to the yeah, I've had him, but I have Adam in years

06:26:11.180 --> 06:26:17.020
Hold up. I'm gonna go piss and then we got a fucking starfish game. Yeah. Oh my lettuce just got here. Hey

06:26:18.380 --> 06:26:20.380
Hey, my lettuce just got here

06:26:24.100 --> 06:26:26.100
I

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Don't test yeah, so and then there was to wait Jin see Jin see I want you to look at discord right now

06:26:38.080 --> 06:26:40.080
Check out the message. I sent you

06:26:46.480 --> 06:26:48.480
Thanks

06:26:48.500 --> 06:26:50.500
Thanks for the goon material

06:26:54.100 --> 06:26:57.140
Oh my chat wasn't trolling you were actually in the screen doing this

06:26:59.660 --> 06:27:04.560
I'm gonna say is the bathroom breaks weren't for pissing. Oh my god, bro

06:27:07.180 --> 06:27:13.460
Dude no, but not that yes, I said that you don't smoke weed because you have the awareness

06:27:13.780 --> 06:27:21.460
Knowing that if you did smoke weed you lose your mind. Hey, bro. Let me second that yo if you smoked weed contest

06:27:21.460 --> 06:27:24.900
You're like you're fucked. Yeah. Yeah, yeah

06:27:25.340 --> 06:27:30.100
Because of League of Legends probably but if you were to add lead to the mix

06:27:30.100 --> 06:27:37.220
Yeah, I think that's like literally becomes schizophrenic. I'm not kidding. Like dude. That's why it's like I would literally become like a

06:27:37.460 --> 06:27:40.460
Threat to like national security. You know what I mean?

06:27:40.540 --> 06:27:43.700
Like I could not even do that cuz like I would wake up

06:27:43.700 --> 06:27:48.100
I'd be in the middle of a jail cell and it's like I wouldn't even know what happened the night before

06:27:48.100 --> 06:27:55.620
You know I'm talking about yeah, like I legitimately think if you got high you might actually physically assault one of your league of legends

06:27:55.620 --> 06:27:59.820
teammates like you would find a way to do it. Oh, oh, yeah, I mean they wouldn't be breathing

06:28:02.580 --> 06:28:08.540
Like it feels a bad boss. Yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah, like somebody in the fuck out of the game. Yes, bro

06:28:09.260 --> 06:28:16.660
Speaking of vices chat, we're about to play a game called Campbell with your friends where we will be four-way running a casino

06:28:18.100 --> 06:28:20.600
Wait, Jengzy, do you know why gambling is such a good thing?

06:28:21.820 --> 06:28:22.520
Why?

06:28:22.520 --> 06:28:24.760
Because if you gamble, you know what I'm saying, Ron?

06:28:24.760 --> 06:28:28.240
If you gamble, you can only lose 100% of your money,

06:28:28.240 --> 06:28:30.260
but you can gain 1 million at times.

06:28:30.260 --> 06:28:31.360
Yup, yup, yup, yup.

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Yup, yup, yup. It's a good quote. I like that one.

06:28:33.200 --> 06:28:33.500
Yup.

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That is actually a classic.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Bro, I'm not even kidding.

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Jack, I don't know if the statistics are even available, bro.

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But I would say if you're a lifetime gambler,

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You probably have a 90 to 95% chance of losing money.

06:28:48.400 --> 06:28:50.440
Lifetime gambler, like gambling multiple times.

06:28:50.440 --> 06:28:51.920
No, if you're a lifetime gambler,

06:28:51.920 --> 06:28:55.120
I would say you have a 99% chance of losing money.

06:28:55.120 --> 06:28:55.960
If you're gambling like all-

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You physically cannot lose, you can't quit.

06:28:57.360 --> 06:28:58.200
It's as simple as that.

06:28:58.200 --> 06:28:59.040
It's the most important constant ever.

06:28:59.040 --> 06:29:01.600
No, but statistically, the house has such an edge

06:29:01.600 --> 06:29:06.040
that if you infinitely gambled, you would only lose money.

06:29:06.040 --> 06:29:07.560
Joe, you've got 50-50.

06:29:07.560 --> 06:29:09.000
You either win or you lose.

06:29:09.000 --> 06:29:09.840
It's not a 50, bro.

06:29:09.840 --> 06:29:11.160
Yeah, it's 50-50.

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The case either has a knife or not a knife.

06:29:13.040 --> 06:29:15.040
Oh my god, the lettuce egg

06:29:15.740 --> 06:29:18.280
No, you should wash it first. You should wash it

06:29:18.880 --> 06:29:20.880
Underneath the sink. No, no

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Don't wash it because if it has bacterias and then you eat it then the bacterias are gonna fight your body

06:29:26.680 --> 06:29:28.680
And I'll make you lose more weight. Oh

06:29:29.360 --> 06:29:32.480
Yes, yes, I'm a certified personal trainer. Yes, that's how it works

06:29:33.200 --> 06:29:38.960
Wait, so if I take this and there's like parasites and all that and they eat amongst my fat and muscles

06:29:38.960 --> 06:29:42.480
I can lose weight. Yes, exactly. So that's why you should actually yeah

06:29:42.480 --> 06:29:45.120
Okay, so that's a take from a guy who goes to the gym.

06:29:45.120 --> 06:29:46.760
Now I need a take from the philosopher, Joe.

06:29:48.280 --> 06:29:52.960
I would say that you should probably wash it just on the off chain.

06:29:53.160 --> 06:29:57.120
You're probably fine if you get it, but you should you should just like run it under water.

06:29:57.280 --> 06:30:00.000
OK, now I need an answer from the dumb ass.

06:30:00.040 --> 06:30:01.760
You can see what do you think?

06:30:01.760 --> 06:30:04.360
Um, OK, I would say wash it, bro.

06:30:04.440 --> 06:30:06.720
I mean, are you going to eat the whole head?

06:30:07.160 --> 06:30:09.400
You told me to eat the whole thing.

06:30:09.400 --> 06:30:11.000
Yeah, how long do you now that you're looking at it?

06:30:11.000 --> 06:30:12.120
How long do you think it'll take you?

06:30:12.120 --> 06:30:13.880
This is fucking heavy.

06:30:13.880 --> 06:30:16.200
Wait, so is Ron gonna hit this full pound of blood?

06:30:16.200 --> 06:30:17.400
Or while we're playing?

06:30:17.400 --> 06:30:18.440
You know, while we're playing.

06:30:18.440 --> 06:30:20.760
Yeah, you're gonna hear me pssst.

06:30:20.760 --> 06:30:22.920
Bro, is it gonna like literally just

06:30:22.920 --> 06:30:24.680
death in my eardrums from how I'm playing?

06:30:24.680 --> 06:30:26.520
Well, no, there's a thing in the game

06:30:26.520 --> 06:30:28.960
where we could cut off his mouth, and then he's muffled.

06:30:28.960 --> 06:30:31.280
So then we could just not ear him.

06:30:31.280 --> 06:30:33.680
OK, you wanna load this shit up?

06:30:33.680 --> 06:30:35.920
I was gonna say, is there even a point in washing it, though?

06:30:35.920 --> 06:30:38.000
Because if it has parasites and shit like that,

06:30:38.000 --> 06:30:41.640
then would water really get rid of them?

06:30:41.640 --> 06:30:49.360
Um, yeah, if you like rinsed it off, I mean, have you ever seen the videos of like people washing chicken and soap and shit?

06:30:49.360 --> 06:30:51.680
Shit is fucking stripping everywhere!

06:30:51.680 --> 06:31:00.680
He did not fucking wash that, right? He went in the bathroom, rinsed it off for half a second, and then fucking walked back out.

06:31:00.680 --> 06:31:03.680
I'll give it, uh, Jynxie, what's your steam name? I need to add you.

06:31:05.180 --> 06:31:06.180
Oh yeah, we gotta add each other.

06:31:06.180 --> 06:31:10.680
What is your steam name? Hi, my- I don't even know what- I don't even know what my steam name is, bro.

06:31:10.680 --> 06:31:16.740
Yo Joe, is there this thing in your chat that spawned in about two weeks ago where everyone

06:31:16.740 --> 06:31:24.760
just spams LARP, LARPing, uh, LARP LARP, LARP Sahore or LARP LARP Sahore, that's a classic.

06:31:24.760 --> 06:31:28.260
Well some version of LARPing, yes, but not...

06:31:28.260 --> 06:31:29.760
Yo, I think like...

06:31:29.760 --> 06:31:31.560
...of the specific ones that you mentioned.

06:31:31.560 --> 06:31:36.120
No one actually knows what LARPing is, bro, they just say LARP.

06:31:36.120 --> 06:31:42.920
We can go up, we can go, oh yeah, oh my, oh it's a shot shot, right, Joe here, ready?

06:31:42.920 --> 06:31:46.720
Yeah, I mean, I want to say, right, listen, just listen, ready?

06:31:46.720 --> 06:31:49.640
I'm pulling up your shrooms.

06:31:49.640 --> 06:31:52.360
Oh god, that is fucking loud.

06:31:52.360 --> 06:31:53.840
Oh my god.

06:31:53.840 --> 06:31:56.520
Okay, no troll, this is not possible.

06:31:56.520 --> 06:31:57.520
I mean, it's not possible.

06:31:57.520 --> 06:32:00.240
You took one bite and you're already saying it's not possible.

06:32:00.240 --> 06:32:02.240
Wait, but don't people do that all the time?

06:32:02.240 --> 06:32:04.240
Don't people just eat it?

06:32:04.240 --> 06:32:06.080
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

06:32:06.080 --> 06:32:07.960
Yo, have I sent them a group chat please?

06:32:07.960 --> 06:32:10.040
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

06:32:10.040 --> 06:32:13.520
There's no way, bro, you ordered a head of lettuce

06:32:13.520 --> 06:32:15.840
just to fucking take one bite and then spit it out.

06:32:15.840 --> 06:32:17.600
No, I'm not, I gotta just prep myself.

06:32:17.600 --> 06:32:19.720
That was, I was not.

06:32:19.720 --> 06:32:21.560
I have it in the thing, now it's in the thing.

06:32:21.560 --> 06:32:23.160
You're still gonna, you're still gonna,

06:32:23.160 --> 06:32:24.360
you're gonna tackle it?

06:32:25.320 --> 06:32:26.280
Uh-huh.

06:32:26.280 --> 06:32:27.120
So what's the game called?

06:32:27.120 --> 06:32:29.040
You're eating it right now, Rob?

06:32:29.040 --> 06:32:31.000
Uh-huh, wait, what's the game called?

06:32:31.000 --> 06:32:32.920
Gamble with your friends.

06:32:32.920 --> 06:32:41.120
gamble my username is Casper just seven dollars oh all right god wait that's

06:32:41.120 --> 06:32:45.760
breaking the bag off that's seven that's a $7 game Ron can I get a hundred

06:32:45.760 --> 06:32:53.920
gifted y'all yeah yeah I'll give you to buy a $7 game wait I just bought the wrong

06:32:53.920 --> 06:32:58.920
game I just bought carry the glass with your friends well you might know am I

06:32:58.920 --> 06:33:07.480
come in a bundle guys stop calling me a f***ing vc cock interesting two gigabytes

06:33:07.480 --> 06:33:13.720
let's see if this even f***ing guy was on my internet let's speak then dude what

06:33:13.720 --> 06:33:21.720
do you want me to say yeah yeah I have any of you added on steam uh no

06:33:21.720 --> 06:33:29.520
I put my thing in the chat my friend code

06:33:30.360 --> 06:33:32.360
Yeah, I mean I

06:33:33.600 --> 06:33:35.600
I sent you a friend request

06:33:37.660 --> 06:33:43.100
But yeah, you know the rule of gambling that I learned and I it's actually stuck to me for the rest of my life

06:33:43.760 --> 06:33:45.440
somebody said

06:33:45.440 --> 06:33:50.040
Gamble with an amount of money that you're okay with losing three times

06:33:50.480 --> 06:33:57.200
If you're okay with losing the amount of money three times. So that's a really speaking you could you could probably like

06:33:58.040 --> 06:34:00.380
Gamble like four million dollars and be fine. Okay

06:34:01.640 --> 06:34:05.800
I'm not ever doing that. I'm literally not ever doing that, bro

06:34:06.520 --> 06:34:14.080
Bro, what's the most you've ever lost gambling Jain see in like one day, dude the most I've ever lost gambling

06:34:14.080 --> 06:34:19.240
Oh my god, I actually don't know um, I think probably

06:34:20.140 --> 06:34:25.300
Dude, I you told me a lot of poker like in person like at casinos

06:34:25.300 --> 06:34:31.120
I love poker because the reason why I like Texas hold them specifically is because it's actually a skill game like if you

06:34:31.380 --> 06:34:37.980
Understand poker you like know what I'm talking about but like in Texas hold them you're playing the player

06:34:37.980 --> 06:34:39.460
You're not playing the house

06:34:39.460 --> 06:34:41.460
But with that being said

06:34:41.460 --> 06:34:46.460
Um, dude, I was playing a big poker game one night and I think I lost a lot of people.

06:34:47.460 --> 06:34:52.460
Maybe $19,000 at a poker table.

06:34:52.460 --> 06:34:53.460
Wow.

06:34:53.460 --> 06:34:55.460
$19,000 at a poker table.

06:34:55.460 --> 06:35:00.460
I was gonna say the most I lost in the game was probably like 5k.

06:35:01.460 --> 06:35:09.460
Yeah, I mean one time I went gambling I lost $30, said wow, that's like 15, that's like 15 primes and I never did it again.

06:35:09.460 --> 06:35:16.420
Oh, no, wow, you have mental fortitude for that. I would go I need to take more money out and gamble it

06:35:17.100 --> 06:35:20.620
No, I'm actually totally wrong the most I've lost was a

06:35:21.380 --> 06:35:26.940
Clash Royale wager against toky and Steve will do it. I lost 90 grand

06:35:26.940 --> 06:35:30.060
I actually forgot that you lost 90 K

06:35:30.060 --> 06:35:32.380
Okay, we'll do it until I didn't oh be not

06:35:33.660 --> 06:35:36.860
And then toky which I found out a week ago

06:35:36.860 --> 06:35:44.980
go didn't okay Joe please listen to this I was to give $90,000 to a charity of

06:35:44.980 --> 06:35:52.580
toky's choice I gave him the money but I also side bet with Steve so like I I

06:35:52.580 --> 06:35:56.100
thought I was gonna win and I lost because all I had to do was beat toky in

06:35:56.100 --> 06:35:59.300
10 games of clash in a row which I thought would be free he beat me on

06:35:59.300 --> 06:36:03.620
like the eighth game in mega draft I gave him and then Steve was like yeah

06:36:03.620 --> 06:36:09.860
let's do a side bet I'm bored like $20,000 it's like oh my god and I'm like okay like I'm gonna

06:36:09.860 --> 06:36:14.260
give you like a line or whatever because I gave him a line because I don't think it was a fair bet

06:36:14.900 --> 06:36:20.900
come to find out I lose the toky I give him $90,000 cash like wired it to him like the next day

06:36:21.780 --> 06:36:27.060
uh don't hear a word from him eight months later he gambles it all the way and never told

06:36:27.060 --> 06:36:32.340
him to the charity but he said he will he said he will but I don't I don't know yeah he gambled it

06:36:32.340 --> 06:36:34.340
So you gave him $90,000?

06:36:34.340 --> 06:36:40.340
He hasn't donated the money yet, but he took the money that he was supposed to donate to a charity and then gambled it.

06:36:40.340 --> 06:36:46.340
I mean, realistically though, he lost all of it.

06:36:46.340 --> 06:36:49.340
Yeah, but realistically though, I think he donated it.

06:36:49.340 --> 06:36:52.340
He donated it to the casino.

06:36:52.340 --> 06:36:55.340
No, I think he did it actually to the last video there, sorry.

06:36:55.340 --> 06:36:58.340
No, yeah, I think he did donate it now, but I'm saying like...

06:36:58.340 --> 06:37:00.340
I know, I know, yeah.

06:37:00.340 --> 06:37:02.620
a week ago like I found out.

06:37:02.620 --> 06:37:03.460
What does this mean?

06:37:03.460 --> 06:37:04.300
Am I feeling lucky?

06:37:04.300 --> 06:37:05.140
Do I say yes or no?

06:37:05.140 --> 06:37:07.340
But the thing is, Togi would always pay out.

06:37:07.340 --> 06:37:08.500
Oh, I said yes.

06:37:09.780 --> 06:37:10.860
Are you feeling lucky?

06:37:10.860 --> 06:37:11.980
Chad, what did you think, bro?

06:37:11.980 --> 06:37:14.020
I said no and nothing bad happened.

06:37:14.020 --> 06:37:14.860
Just say no.

06:37:14.860 --> 06:37:16.100
Lucky, you can play the game.

06:37:17.500 --> 06:37:20.340
Wait, did you add me back?

06:37:20.340 --> 06:37:23.020
Jake, see, I'm about to host the game.

06:37:23.020 --> 06:37:25.100
Wait, Duff says, what were you saying?

06:37:25.100 --> 06:37:26.220
Oh, no, I was gonna say,

06:37:26.220 --> 06:37:28.380
don't name to Chad, it's like gambling anyways,

06:37:28.380 --> 06:37:29.580
because you never know if the people

06:37:29.580 --> 06:37:35.420
Actually to get your funds of a ghost administration. Oh my god. I like you don't it. I this is like, you know, this is you're my type of guy

06:37:38.460 --> 06:37:41.580
Yeah, that's why I don't do it. Yeah, bro. Yeah

06:37:43.100 --> 06:37:47.920
Okay, I typed are you feeling lucky and it relaunched me to the steam home screen

06:37:48.780 --> 06:37:57.620
Okay, I invited Ron and Jinxie. I don't know what your heads. Okay. Yes. I think closing the game. Oh my god

06:37:57.620 --> 06:38:05.020
Yeah, no, that's why you don't put on feeling lucky. Can you hear me in VC Ron? Yeah, I hear you. Hello. Can you hear me? Hello? Yeah

06:38:05.020 --> 06:38:06.460
What's the matter?

06:38:06.460 --> 06:38:11.580
Okay, wait, uh, whichings would you be able to invite me or would I have to send my friend code in the

06:38:11.580 --> 06:38:15.660
Yeah, if he if I decide that he joins he should be able to invite you

06:38:16.300 --> 06:38:19.940
No, what the fuck? Okay. All right. I'm in

06:38:20.180 --> 06:38:23.660
You're a low-key shy deafen you have to get lucky to play

06:38:25.140 --> 06:38:26.260
Okay

06:38:26.260 --> 06:38:28.260
Okay, host game

06:38:28.660 --> 06:38:31.980
We're trying to feel immersed right now. Do you mind meeting your mic when you join? Thanks. Oh

06:38:32.780 --> 06:38:34.780
You supposed to deafen

06:38:35.580 --> 06:38:42.820
No, wait, Jinxie. Oh wait Jinxie you need to join them and then afterwards invite me because I'm not a I only have you added

06:38:42.820 --> 06:39:00.060
guys it is not getting vcmog dude I'm not just gonna randomly start talking to talk

06:39:00.060 --> 06:39:01.060
Fuck!

06:39:01.060 --> 06:39:04.060
Bro, what the fuck do I like?

06:39:04.060 --> 06:39:06.060
Alright.

06:39:10.060 --> 06:39:12.060
Yo, hello?

06:39:16.060 --> 06:39:20.060
Please drop me. I don't know how to.

06:39:20.060 --> 06:39:23.060
Wait, how do you grab people?

06:39:23.060 --> 06:39:25.060
I don't know how to.

06:39:25.060 --> 06:39:29.060
Oh my god, it's gonna be one of these games where I can't play the game.

06:39:29.060 --> 06:39:34.120
Fallen over you can oh you there we go. All right, ready. Yeah, do you fuck with the outfit number one?

06:39:35.620 --> 06:39:41.700
Well, you get wait, why do you have all the cool stuff and we don't because I played this game once before so you're a sweat

06:39:41.700 --> 06:39:45.000
Got it. So I look like a child. I'm gonna explain how the game works

06:39:48.500 --> 06:39:52.620
I'm done dimmado. Oh dog dimmado from fucking uh, uh, Johnny

06:39:52.620 --> 06:39:57.420
Yeah, no, not Johnny's ass nothing was SpongeBob. It wasn't Johnny's ass

06:39:58.420 --> 06:40:04.860
You kind of look like a toy for Thanos wait, so good way. This is our casino. This is kind of a shit hole right now guys

06:40:04.860 --> 06:40:06.860
It's the casino. Oh my god

06:40:07.460 --> 06:40:11.260
Me. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna explain you gather around. I'm gonna explain how the game works

06:40:11.260 --> 06:40:13.140
Come over here. Come over here. Come over here. Come over here

06:40:13.500 --> 06:40:19.740
Wait, did the tickets in the top of matter? No the tickets bias items and you see all the money in the top

06:40:19.740 --> 06:40:24.260
I thought a green screen on chat so yo I'm gonna explain this shit real quick the

06:40:24.420 --> 06:40:30.020
The top right is how much money we have in green the top right in red is how much we need

06:40:30.540 --> 06:40:33.100
We're going to get in that limo over there

06:40:33.100 --> 06:40:38.740
And we're gonna go to the casino and we have five minutes to get the amount of money that we need and leave and now

06:40:38.740 --> 06:40:41.420
It's plain it to me in sport night terms

06:40:43.140 --> 06:40:45.140
Yo

06:40:45.140 --> 06:40:49.340
So the amount we have on the top right is mats.

06:40:49.340 --> 06:40:52.220
The amount we have is mats and wood.

06:40:52.220 --> 06:40:56.220
And the top right on red is how much we need, right?

06:40:56.220 --> 06:40:57.740
You need to get to 999.

06:40:57.740 --> 06:40:59.060
The top left is tickets.

06:40:59.060 --> 06:41:03.820
In Fortnite terms, that would be like gold.

06:41:03.820 --> 06:41:06.180
And you use that for stuff in the vending machines.

06:41:06.180 --> 06:41:08.300
But instead of vending machines, we buy items that make it

06:41:08.300 --> 06:41:09.820
so we can make more money every year.

06:41:09.820 --> 06:41:11.380
Yo, Joe, yo, Joe.

06:41:11.380 --> 06:41:13.580
Oh, I understand it now.

06:41:13.580 --> 06:41:15.580
Wait, how the fuck did you get a cigar?

06:41:16.580 --> 06:41:17.580
What?

06:41:17.580 --> 06:41:19.580
No, he has a cigar!

06:41:19.580 --> 06:41:20.580
You're old, you're old.

06:41:20.580 --> 06:41:21.580
Why do you say it?

06:41:21.580 --> 06:41:22.580
Shut the fuck up!

06:41:22.580 --> 06:41:23.580
I'll tell you all about that.

06:41:23.580 --> 06:41:25.580
It's your old, it's your old.

06:41:25.580 --> 06:41:26.580
Wait, how do you do that?

06:41:26.580 --> 06:41:27.580
You're old.

06:41:27.580 --> 06:41:28.580
Oh!

06:41:28.580 --> 06:41:29.580
Oh!

06:41:29.580 --> 06:41:31.580
That looks like Tung Tung Tung Salar.

06:41:31.580 --> 06:41:32.580
Wait, you actually do.

06:41:32.580 --> 06:41:33.580
Oh my god.

06:41:33.580 --> 06:41:34.580
Holy shit.

06:41:35.580 --> 06:41:36.580
What?

06:41:36.580 --> 06:41:37.580
Whoa!

06:41:39.580 --> 06:41:41.580
There you go, there you go!

06:41:41.580 --> 06:41:42.580
Stop, bro!

06:41:42.580 --> 06:41:44.580
Come on! Come on!

06:41:44.580 --> 06:41:46.580
Stop hitting me!

06:41:46.580 --> 06:41:48.580
Wait, wait, pass! Oh, fuck.

06:41:48.580 --> 06:41:50.580
So this game is...

06:41:50.580 --> 06:41:52.580
You just have fun, I get it.

06:41:52.580 --> 06:41:54.580
What the... Oh, fuck.

06:41:54.580 --> 06:41:56.580
I'm bouncing on it right now, bro.

06:41:56.580 --> 06:41:58.580
We just started the game.

06:41:58.580 --> 06:42:00.580
Alright, bro, why are we jumping on this ramp over here?

06:42:00.580 --> 06:42:02.580
Wait, I throw like a fucking...

06:42:02.580 --> 06:42:04.580
Joe, I'm bouncing on it, Joe.

06:42:06.580 --> 06:42:08.580
Wait, Jynxie, that's gonna be...

06:42:08.580 --> 06:42:10.580
You with the BBC Delta, you got in the fan mill earlier.

06:42:10.580 --> 06:42:12.580
earlier

06:42:31.420 --> 06:42:33.420
Wait should we buy something?

06:42:33.420 --> 06:42:35.420
Yes, you should buy stuff.

06:42:35.420 --> 06:42:37.420
Wait, what should we buy? What's worth buying?

06:42:40.580 --> 06:42:44.180
I'm gonna buy this coin because you have a free mask that's not murder him.

06:42:44.180 --> 06:42:47.140
Okay, so where does Dolph Morrow get his shoes?

06:42:47.140 --> 06:42:48.500
Yo, uh, alright.

06:42:48.500 --> 06:42:51.060
Hey, no, no, lock in, bro.

06:42:51.060 --> 06:42:52.100
I'm not doing this.

06:42:52.100 --> 06:42:55.300
Oh my god, we just bought something for a fucking ticket.

06:42:55.300 --> 06:42:57.620
Wait, guys, someone just bought the fucking ticket!

06:42:57.620 --> 06:42:58.900
Who bought something?

06:42:58.900 --> 06:43:00.900
I got two items that we need.

06:43:00.900 --> 06:43:02.820
Yo, what are you holding right now?

06:43:02.820 --> 06:43:08.020
We need, listen, we need a taser because if we have an unruly gambling addict, I'm gonna murder them.

06:43:08.020 --> 06:43:09.700
Instead of covering it, that's not a taser.

06:43:09.700 --> 06:43:16.320
Yes, it's like it literally said taser. Okay by it's by that sounds like a necessary thing

06:43:16.320 --> 06:43:19.960
No, this is true. That's it. That's necessary. That's necessary. I'm gonna buy

06:43:28.180 --> 06:43:31.600
Yo, you're on run do you know any maroon five songs

06:44:09.700 --> 06:44:11.700
Someone in this game

06:44:29.700 --> 06:44:31.900
We only have five minutes how do we do this

06:44:39.700 --> 06:44:44.500
Okay, so we have the Taser and the random mystery box

06:44:52.900 --> 06:44:54.900
Yeah, I sing for us

06:44:57.940 --> 06:44:59.940
Okay, okay, okay

06:45:02.340 --> 06:45:04.580
We have five minutes starting now to make

06:45:09.700 --> 06:45:11.700
What's that?

06:45:11.700 --> 06:45:15.700
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what are we gambling with?

06:45:15.700 --> 06:45:17.700
Oh, what's this?

06:45:22.700 --> 06:45:24.700
Oh, what the fuck?

06:45:24.700 --> 06:45:28.700
Oh, uh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

06:45:28.700 --> 06:45:31.700
SpongeBob, SquarePants, annoying, and yo!

06:45:31.700 --> 06:45:34.700
Dude, I'm not making any more fucking money.

06:45:34.700 --> 06:45:36.700
Yo, that's, come over here, yo.

06:45:36.700 --> 06:45:38.700
I don't know how it works!

06:45:38.700 --> 06:45:40.700
Not this, come here real quick, bro.

06:45:40.700 --> 06:45:43.700
Yo, hey bro, we're running a casino?

06:45:43.700 --> 06:45:44.700
Why are you s-

06:45:44.700 --> 06:45:46.700
Guys, Ron lost us $60!

06:45:46.700 --> 06:45:50.700
Ron's losing money, like, very, very, very quickly right now.

06:45:50.700 --> 06:45:53.700
Ron, you can't have your own casino!

06:45:53.700 --> 06:45:54.700
Is there a rock?

06:45:54.700 --> 06:45:55.700
Stop!

06:45:55.700 --> 06:45:56.700
Ron, stop!

06:45:56.700 --> 06:45:57.700
Ron, stop!

06:45:57.700 --> 06:46:00.700
What is this, a XQC roleplay?

06:46:00.700 --> 06:46:01.700
Bro, stop!

06:46:01.700 --> 06:46:03.700
You're just trying to use my money!

06:46:03.700 --> 06:46:05.700
Bro, this is the one that I'm going to win big!

06:46:05.700 --> 06:46:11.060
I'm gonna win big. Oh god. I think it's this one. Oh god. Wait Joe won 350 with the fuck

06:46:12.380 --> 06:46:14.380
How'd you just win 350?

06:46:16.580 --> 06:46:20.640
Okay, oh my god, we got sushi here

06:46:23.060 --> 06:46:27.420
We're gonna fucking die no, we're not gonna die if we don't gamble

06:46:28.340 --> 06:46:31.860
Yes, we jinx you. We jinx you look at me. Look at me jinx you look

06:46:32.660 --> 06:46:34.980
If they don't get the money they kill us bro

06:46:35.700 --> 06:46:43.060
I need a max bet something. I need a fucking max bet something

06:47:05.700 --> 06:47:07.700
I shouldn't be doing this.

06:47:07.700 --> 06:47:11.700
I need the max win! I need the max!

06:47:11.700 --> 06:47:13.700
Oh no, no, no, no, no!

06:47:13.700 --> 06:47:16.700
I feel like fuckin' Chain Rex!

06:47:16.700 --> 06:47:19.700
I mean guys, we need to stop with the slots!

06:47:19.700 --> 06:47:25.700
Guys, wait! Guys, we just saw $600!

06:47:25.700 --> 06:47:27.700
Stop! Stop!

06:47:29.700 --> 06:47:31.700
So wait, was the objection to losing money?

06:47:31.700 --> 06:47:33.700
Because if it was, we hit a leg.

06:47:35.700 --> 06:47:39.040
Okay, wait, Joe, can we go in data now?

06:47:39.040 --> 06:47:39.860
15x, 15x.

06:47:40.780 --> 06:47:41.740
Hey, you guys, what do you say?

06:47:41.740 --> 06:47:43.540
I'm gonna stop talking for one second.

06:47:43.540 --> 06:47:45.980
Let's just add one of the NPCs.

06:47:45.980 --> 06:47:46.820
What?

06:47:46.820 --> 06:47:47.660
Hard rock.

06:47:47.660 --> 06:47:48.500
We got it all.

06:47:48.500 --> 06:47:49.820
We got it all, we got it all.

06:47:49.820 --> 06:47:50.660
We're dead.

06:47:50.660 --> 06:47:52.860
Dude, Chad, have you guys ever walked through,

06:47:52.860 --> 06:47:54.140
they called it the PINs?

06:47:54.140 --> 06:47:55.140
This is disgusting.

06:47:55.140 --> 06:47:56.900
No, this is M-Difficult Disgusting.

06:47:56.900 --> 06:47:58.380
Oh my God, this is disgusting.

06:47:58.380 --> 06:48:00.420
This lady with the cigarette doing no.

06:48:00.420 --> 06:48:01.860
This is bullshit, yo Eddie, bro,

06:48:01.860 --> 06:48:03.060
you're gonna pay for this one, bro.

06:48:03.060 --> 06:48:05.660
Oh my God, this is disgusting, man.

06:48:05.660 --> 06:48:06.660
This is it.

06:48:06.660 --> 06:48:10.460
And so the slot time is sick for my fucking stomach mess.

06:48:10.460 --> 06:48:11.660
I am fucking sick now.

06:48:11.660 --> 06:48:12.660
Whoa!

06:48:12.660 --> 06:48:13.660
I am sick, bro.

06:48:13.660 --> 06:48:15.660
I am sick for my fucking stomach mess.

06:48:15.660 --> 06:48:16.660
Oh my god.

06:48:16.660 --> 06:48:17.660
This is actually disgusting.

06:48:17.660 --> 06:48:18.660
I'm a racist guy.

06:48:18.660 --> 06:48:21.660
This is- yeah, we need to reach here so that this is fucking disgusting.

06:48:21.660 --> 06:48:22.660
This is disgusting.

06:48:22.660 --> 06:48:24.660
I am sick for my fucking stomach mess.

06:48:24.660 --> 06:48:26.660
I'm actually sick for my stomach mess.

06:48:26.660 --> 06:48:28.660
I'm sick for my fucking stomach mess.

06:48:28.660 --> 06:48:30.660
Oh, they have laugh jack.

06:48:30.660 --> 06:48:31.660
I love you, bandit.

06:48:31.660 --> 06:48:32.660
Okay, so what should we do?

06:48:32.660 --> 06:48:38.460
We trained our money to not like we have to reset. We're dead all right guys reset time

06:48:39.860 --> 06:48:42.640
Yeah, guys, I might have broke one of our materials

06:48:45.780 --> 06:48:49.420
Like the thing that gives max bet I just held left click and then it broke

06:48:55.420 --> 06:48:57.420
Okay, gotcha

06:48:57.420 --> 06:49:02.620
That gives you a free max bet you would juice that increase max bet not use the coin is free max bet

06:49:02.660 --> 06:49:04.660
And then so we waste our money.

06:49:04.660 --> 06:49:07.660
Okay, so what do we do now though? Do we just fucking die?

06:49:07.660 --> 06:49:11.660
We have to go jump in a hole and the mafia will kill us and then we'll reset.

06:49:12.660 --> 06:49:15.660
Okay, look guys, I want to come here.

06:49:15.660 --> 06:49:21.660
Okay, wait, run, run! You lost us half our fucking money, man!

06:49:26.660 --> 06:49:28.660
Fuck on the riots, one is 650!

06:49:32.660 --> 06:49:37.000
Okay, what we should do is at the end of every day, Ali who lost us the most money

06:49:37.000 --> 06:49:39.000
You could see it in the top right

06:49:39.000 --> 06:49:42.000
Yep, so Dantez, you lost us $0, great work

06:49:42.000 --> 06:49:43.000
Thanks

06:49:43.000 --> 06:49:45.000
You lost us $150, great work

06:49:45.000 --> 06:49:48.000
Yo, you lost us $196, great work

06:49:48.000 --> 06:49:50.000
Ron, why are you slowly backing up?

06:49:50.000 --> 06:49:53.000
Ron, you lost us $654

06:49:53.000 --> 06:49:55.000
How did you even do that?

06:49:55.000 --> 06:49:57.000
In a two-minute window, how did you do that, bro?

06:49:57.000 --> 06:49:59.000
Please tell me, ow

06:49:59.000 --> 06:50:01.000
Uh, some of it, maybe

06:50:01.000 --> 06:50:03.000
some of it

06:50:05.000 --> 06:50:10.760
okay you know we gotta get back into one now bro okay i understand i don't know i know i know just

06:50:10.760 --> 06:50:17.160
just hit me guys just i know i know listen to that okay problem i know guys you don't understand

06:50:17.160 --> 06:50:23.160
bro i i i watched i watched the gamblers do it and i think i could do it bro please okay

06:50:23.160 --> 06:50:24.480
Yeah, I can't win.

06:50:24.480 --> 06:50:29.520
Everyone that gambles either like dives or loses all their money gambling, bro.

06:50:29.520 --> 06:50:31.360
Like, what are you saying, bro?

06:50:31.360 --> 06:50:34.660
Bro, you're mashing a slot machine, Ron.

06:50:34.660 --> 06:50:35.660
What is the end result?

06:50:35.660 --> 06:50:40.920
Okay, okay, next time when we go to the casino, I won't gamble, okay?

06:50:40.920 --> 06:50:44.880
You just win money once you were down from the beginning.

06:50:44.880 --> 06:50:48.280
Guys, you're telling me that basically I'm right there.

06:50:48.280 --> 06:50:50.440
I'm like the guy mining for diamonds, bro.

06:50:50.440 --> 06:50:53.120
I'm the miner who's mining for diamonds, bro.

06:50:53.120 --> 06:50:58.340
Looking for the fucking time in your fucking coal. No guys listen up. Here's what we're doing

06:50:58.340 --> 06:51:02.260
We are bad blocks. No one do that dog shit game again

06:51:02.260 --> 06:51:06.300
I'd rather you bet on the duck races because at least there's an entertainment value

06:51:07.060 --> 06:51:09.060
Wait there are duck races

06:51:13.860 --> 06:51:16.100
We're gonna get fucking killed jing see

06:51:16.100 --> 06:51:26.260
What gives him the right to kill me wait, let me make sense wait, James. You need a cigar mug him

06:51:26.500 --> 06:51:30.900
James he cigar mug him fast his money. He won't do money and you didn't win it. Oh

06:51:36.420 --> 06:51:38.420
He's getting cigar mug

06:51:41.020 --> 06:51:45.540
I have a beautiful family man, honestly, I'll pay you back. Let's give me one more day

06:51:46.100 --> 06:51:48.100
Just give me one more day bro.

06:51:48.100 --> 06:51:50.100
Just give me one more.

06:51:50.100 --> 06:51:52.100
Joe, can you throw Ron into the pit?

06:51:52.100 --> 06:51:54.100
No, no, no.

06:51:54.100 --> 06:51:56.100
I have a weapon too.

06:51:56.100 --> 06:51:58.100
I'm gonna trick shot him in the pit.

06:51:58.100 --> 06:52:02.100
Okay, so now they just pour acid on us and burn our skin.

06:52:04.100 --> 06:52:06.100
Wait, so we lost the game because of Joe?

06:52:06.100 --> 06:52:08.100
No, we lost it to you.

06:52:08.100 --> 06:52:12.100
We lost because you lit $700 on fire in two minutes.

06:52:12.100 --> 06:52:20.480
I'm the only one that had the green

06:52:20.480 --> 06:52:28.280
I mean it says green on my screen so we're telling you

06:52:28.280 --> 06:52:40.220
I promise you I promise you I won't do it again okay

06:52:40.220 --> 06:52:44.900
Okay guys guys we need a we need a strategize the tickets that we spend this

06:52:44.900 --> 06:52:47.860
time we can't buy random bullshit

06:52:47.860 --> 06:52:49.860
Yeah

06:52:51.580 --> 06:52:56.500
From dead serious bro, I'm not kidding bro this slot machine. I was so fucking close

06:52:56.500 --> 06:53:00.180
Yeah, I was so fucking close like I'm not even kidding bro like listen

06:53:00.180 --> 06:53:05.060
I'm telling you I just give me like a couple hits when we win just don't tell them I promise you I'm gonna win

06:53:05.060 --> 06:53:07.860
I get it. How much can we win off of Max when?

06:53:07.860 --> 06:53:12.220
Well, minimum thousand X, minimum thousand X, we could be, bro, imagine coming back and

06:53:12.220 --> 06:53:13.220
we have $6,000.

06:53:13.220 --> 06:53:14.220
Oh, dude.

06:53:14.220 --> 06:53:18.860
So, wait, wait, wait, so, hear me out, this is my thought process, right?

06:53:18.860 --> 06:53:20.940
Let's say we go max win.

06:53:20.940 --> 06:53:25.200
If we just have to restart like five times, but then we saw it with 60 grand, it's low

06:53:25.200 --> 06:53:26.200
care win, no?

06:53:26.200 --> 06:53:28.660
Wait, you're actually spitting my language out.

06:53:28.660 --> 06:53:35.380
Listen, when we get there, let's just let the, let's just get there, let them do all

06:53:35.380 --> 06:53:37.380
the work, and then we'll randomly spin the stuff.

06:53:37.380 --> 06:53:37.880
What's up?

06:53:37.880 --> 06:53:39.380
I got it, yeah.

06:53:39.380 --> 06:53:41.380
Can you come stand in this box?

06:53:41.380 --> 06:53:42.380
Yeah, I got you.

06:53:42.380 --> 06:53:43.380
Um...

06:53:43.380 --> 06:53:45.380
No, just come stand in the box.

06:53:45.380 --> 06:53:47.380
Yeah, just stand in the box.

06:53:47.380 --> 06:53:48.380
Just stand in the box.

06:53:48.380 --> 06:53:50.380
This box though? Are you sure this one right here?

06:53:50.380 --> 06:53:51.380
Yeah, right here.

06:53:51.380 --> 06:53:52.380
It's got like really...

06:53:52.380 --> 06:53:53.380
Run, run, just trust them, bro.

06:53:53.380 --> 06:53:54.380
They know what they're talking about.

06:53:54.380 --> 06:53:55.380
Just get in the box.

06:53:55.380 --> 06:53:57.380
Run, just get in the box, dude.

06:53:57.380 --> 06:53:58.380
Okay.

06:53:58.380 --> 06:54:02.380
Alright, let me just clear them and we have check-outs.

06:54:02.380 --> 06:54:05.380
Wait, what?!

06:54:05.380 --> 06:54:09.380
I'm fucking mute!

06:54:09.380 --> 06:54:12.380
Wait, Jinxie, he's fucking mute!

06:54:12.380 --> 06:54:14.380
Okay, so Joe, that's like mumbling.

06:54:14.380 --> 06:54:18.380
What we need to do, I think, is we need to actually use our abilities correctly.

06:54:18.380 --> 06:54:22.380
For example, we need to spam the microphone above the spam problem.

06:54:22.380 --> 06:54:24.380
Okay.

06:54:24.380 --> 06:54:29.380
Also, guys, pound vodka and we're gonna gamble better if we pound the vodka.

06:54:29.380 --> 06:54:31.380
Wait, guys, I have an idea!

06:54:31.380 --> 06:54:33.380
What if Ron gets back in the machine

06:54:33.380 --> 06:54:36.160
And then we also get rid of his arms for more tickets

06:55:03.380 --> 06:55:07.380
We sell 11 tickets, Jinxie, we sell 11 tickets, bro.

06:55:07.380 --> 06:55:09.380
bro

06:55:09.380 --> 06:55:14.480
alright yeah now this is what we'll do so when we get there we're all gonna stand in

06:55:14.480 --> 06:55:18.480
the circle fucking football strike the vodka down we're gonna increase profit i'm gonna

06:55:18.480 --> 06:55:22.480
hold up the thing that makes it so you don't lose money and you're gonna max back until

06:55:22.480 --> 06:55:24.480
it's gone

06:55:24.480 --> 06:55:30.480
when we get back we'll buy your next day we'll buy your eyes and your mouth back

06:55:30.480 --> 06:55:34.480
uh guys i just bought something for three tickets

06:55:34.480 --> 06:55:35.480
Off it guys.

06:55:36.480 --> 06:55:39.480
Alright, listen. Do NOT gamble!

06:55:42.480 --> 06:55:46.480
Gamble without other ability. Use your item before you gamble.

06:55:46.480 --> 06:55:47.480
Okay.

06:55:53.480 --> 06:56:00.480
Alright, I also bought this thing. You see this? This rolls back time for a minute.

06:56:00.480 --> 06:56:03.480
So if we ever lose a shitload of money, I could just reset us.

06:56:03.480 --> 06:56:08.480
Okay, oh my god imagine this in a real casino this would be so cool.

06:56:08.480 --> 06:56:11.480
No I have something that triples your last win.

06:56:11.480 --> 06:56:13.480
Okay, wait, wait, everybody stay there.

06:56:13.480 --> 06:56:15.480
Wait, come over here, come over here, come over here, come over here.

06:56:15.480 --> 06:56:19.480
Alright, so I have the Time Warp and Dante has the Tripler.

06:56:19.480 --> 06:56:20.480
Yes.

06:56:20.480 --> 06:56:22.480
Wait, put the Time Warp on the ground right now.

06:56:22.480 --> 06:56:26.480
Okay, Ron pick up the vodka bottle.

06:56:26.480 --> 06:56:30.480
Ron, drink this wine cause you have ample fat.

06:56:30.480 --> 06:56:31.480
Don't drink it, don't drink it.

06:56:31.480 --> 06:56:38.320
the ground in front of all of us now throw it like okay now rolls on come over here

06:56:38.320 --> 06:56:39.940
your max level of max level needs, right?

06:56:39.940 --> 06:56:40.880
Oh, Joe.

06:56:40.880 --> 06:56:42.080
Oh, Joe, you're currently in trouble.

06:56:42.080 --> 06:56:43.840
Now, let's go, quick, quick, quick, quick.

06:56:43.840 --> 06:56:45.960
You gotta go and get a little max level.

06:56:45.960 --> 06:56:47.240
Your max level, ready?

06:56:47.240 --> 06:56:48.760
Cheeseies, max level.

06:56:48.760 --> 06:56:50.280
Joe, why do you sound like that?

06:56:50.280 --> 06:56:51.120
Oh, my God.

06:56:53.420 --> 06:56:54.240
No, no, no, no, no, no.

06:56:54.240 --> 06:56:55.760
Right, just a 300!

06:56:58.520 --> 06:57:00.600
Joe, you sound like an idiot, Joe.

06:57:00.600 --> 06:57:01.440
Ooh.

06:57:02.720 --> 06:57:04.080
I'm spitting, I'm spitting.

06:57:04.080 --> 06:57:05.080
All right, okay, no, no, no, no, no.

06:57:05.080 --> 06:57:06.100
Don't spit anymore, I don't,

06:57:06.100 --> 06:57:07.320
I can't see things like that.

06:57:07.320 --> 06:57:09.320
Oh my god, 3S!

06:57:09.320 --> 06:57:11.320
That's so fucking big!

06:57:11.320 --> 06:57:13.320
That's so fucking big, brother!

06:57:13.320 --> 06:57:15.320
Leave, leave, leave, leave, leave!

06:57:15.320 --> 06:57:17.320
You're gonna stop playing!

06:57:17.320 --> 06:57:19.320
Leave, leave, leave, leave!

06:57:19.320 --> 06:57:21.320
Why are we gaming?

06:57:21.320 --> 06:57:23.320
2S!

06:57:23.320 --> 06:57:25.320
Oh my god!

06:57:25.320 --> 06:57:27.320
Leave, everybody keep quiet!

06:57:27.320 --> 06:57:29.320
Alright, we're gambling.

06:57:29.320 --> 06:57:31.320
Uh, contest?

06:57:31.320 --> 06:57:33.320
Wait guys, I just made a $600!

06:57:33.320 --> 06:57:35.320
dollars

06:57:47.360 --> 06:57:49.520
Wait, we need to do a duck races

06:58:03.320 --> 06:58:05.320
No

06:58:09.640 --> 06:58:11.140
Wait what?

06:58:11.140 --> 06:58:14.800
You still have the triple way. No, I used that made us six hundred dollars with it

06:58:15.600 --> 06:58:19.380
Okay, watch this. Okay. Let's see. What name is speaking to you ferret?

06:58:24.880 --> 06:58:26.880
Oh my god

06:58:26.880 --> 06:58:29.340
NO! NOOOOO!

06:58:30.880 --> 06:58:32.880
Wait, I just lost. Okay.

06:58:32.880 --> 06:58:36.880
I think I'm right up, reset us fully. You see I'll be all zero again.

06:58:36.880 --> 06:58:38.880
We'll be still at 1.6, guys.

06:58:38.880 --> 06:58:40.880
Oh no, dude, Jarl's always a bad.

06:58:40.880 --> 06:58:43.880
Guys, guys, guys, guys, we're gonna ensuicing all our money again!

06:58:44.880 --> 06:58:45.880
Jarl!

06:58:45.880 --> 06:58:46.880
What?!

06:58:47.880 --> 06:58:50.880
Okay, we should definitely leave now. We're a two-brand company.

06:58:50.880 --> 06:58:52.880
We gotta get one. Rock on, Rock. Where's Rock?

06:58:52.880 --> 06:58:54.880
Oh

06:59:17.880 --> 06:59:19.880
Yes, yes

06:59:22.880 --> 06:59:24.880
fuck

06:59:24.880 --> 06:59:26.880
got a fight

06:59:30.880 --> 06:59:32.880
oh my god

06:59:32.880 --> 06:59:34.880
what

06:59:34.880 --> 06:59:36.880
what the fuck just happened

06:59:36.880 --> 06:59:38.880
alright you know what

06:59:38.880 --> 06:59:40.880
the boys are winning i'm gambling

06:59:44.880 --> 06:59:46.880
beat the dealer without plastic swapping

06:59:48.880 --> 06:59:50.880
sounds easy enough

06:59:52.880 --> 06:59:56.840
You always hit hit hit hit again wait

06:59:58.440 --> 07:00:00.440
Trust me again, are we are you lose?

07:00:22.880 --> 07:00:30.800
Oh, only down 75 after that oh

07:00:38.040 --> 07:00:40.520
Fuck oh shit

07:00:44.320 --> 07:00:46.320
We gotta get away from there

07:00:52.880 --> 07:00:56.540
I get it 20 and he gets it 21 or we get it as all right

07:01:07.880 --> 07:01:10.400
No, did you have one number again in it?

07:01:12.160 --> 07:01:17.200
Wait wait run run wait, we can't understand you you need to speak more clearly

07:01:17.200 --> 07:01:24.200
Run, try to speak slower so we can understand you because you're muffled.

07:01:47.200 --> 07:01:55.200
More than we took, yo, you got about all in, all in on Erloth, Erloth is dead, fuck these lads.

07:01:55.200 --> 07:01:58.200
Wait, roll the dice and beat the odds.

07:01:58.200 --> 07:02:01.200
In on 7 or 11, he's on 2-3 or 12.

07:02:01.200 --> 07:02:03.200
That was decent, huh?

07:02:05.200 --> 07:02:07.200
6?

07:02:12.200 --> 07:02:13.200
Alright.

07:02:13.200 --> 07:02:14.200
Alright, not bad.

07:02:14.200 --> 07:02:16.200
And the day ends, okay.

07:02:16.200 --> 07:02:18.200
In the day, I

07:02:18.200 --> 07:02:21.200
Wait, James, you're the two pieces of shit today, look

07:02:21.200 --> 07:02:25.200
I know, but dude, Ron had a rule that win, that's a good win for the boys

07:02:25.200 --> 07:02:27.200
Bro, he had two

07:02:27.200 --> 07:02:32.200
Ron, I just wanna say bro, I don't know if you can hear me or not, but good shit in there, kid

07:02:32.200 --> 07:02:34.200
Hey, is anyone in or not?

07:02:34.200 --> 07:02:39.200
We can hear you, but it sounds like you're being strangled to death, and there's nothing to suffocate

07:02:39.200 --> 07:02:41.200
Oh, really?

07:02:41.200 --> 07:02:43.200
Oh

07:02:47.440 --> 07:02:53.740
You run me $12,000 in one day holy shit wait, there's some money carry over now

07:02:54.240 --> 07:02:58.920
Yeah, we should have like an excess of money and now we just roll all of our items into the next day

07:02:58.920 --> 07:03:00.920
Just shit. I like to see you

07:03:00.920 --> 07:03:04.560
All right, wait, you know run we're gonna buy your mouth back double

07:03:06.120 --> 07:03:10.880
Yo, what'd you say? You're double the discord and game. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry

07:03:11.200 --> 07:03:19.160
Yo, can we all applaud Ron really quick hold it up. Wait, how do we do it? Oh, yeah

07:03:21.840 --> 07:03:24.440
Everybody clap for Ron bro. I'm not clapping. I'm clapping

07:03:25.520 --> 07:03:28.720
Which inch you need to make that other side of your body clap for him now

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Yeah, we were the two inching pieces of shit that game. We have to lock in the

07:03:42.280 --> 07:03:44.280
Yeah, well we're gonna do

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Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen

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Listen, so I bet $180 on one number

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Bang!

07:03:51.280 --> 07:03:53.280
Kid it, then I lost two times in a row

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And I was like, you know what?

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The fucking number 11

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Bang!

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Back to back!

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$12,000!

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Oh my god, I wanna go to...

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Here's my reaction to that information

07:04:02.280 --> 07:04:03.280
I wanna go to Vegas in real life

07:04:03.280 --> 07:04:04.280
Oh my god, this is so far

07:04:04.280 --> 07:04:07.280
Ron, here's my reaction to that information

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Oh wow, okay

07:04:11.280 --> 07:04:14.680
Wait, here's my reaction to you taking my fucking mouth fuck you

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Wait Jin see since you're the guy that lost all the money now you lose your mouth

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No, no, but Jin see Jin see you have to

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Oh my god, he's so cute wait what if they take

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I used to fast, hold on.

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Okay, this literally looks like Joe is giving me missionaries and different shots.

07:05:48.620 --> 07:05:49.620
Nice!

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Oh my fucking god, I took all crazy.

07:05:54.620 --> 07:05:57.620
Wait, wait, Jyn, Jyn, see why you doing that bro?

07:05:58.620 --> 07:06:01.620
I'm not, do we gotta think? Well I can't move because I don't have legs.

07:06:01.620 --> 07:06:02.620
Ooh, should we play chess?

07:06:02.620 --> 07:06:03.620
Okay, turn, turn, turn.

07:06:05.620 --> 07:06:07.620
Chess, oh my god, oh my god.

07:06:07.620 --> 07:06:09.620
uh

07:06:09.620 --> 07:06:12.620
Haruka opening, let me play this

07:06:12.620 --> 07:06:16.620
Checkers! Everybody knows Checkers is way more than the chest guy in retrieve

07:06:16.620 --> 07:06:19.620
Oh wait, I can't play it because I can't fucking move!

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Oh my god, you don't fuck it bro

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We're in the demo from the Biospond, the Biospond

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Welcome back bro

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You can walk bro, welcome back

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Thank you, bro. I'm back. Oh my god

07:06:41.220 --> 07:06:44.020
We should buy shit from the shop now wait wait

07:06:44.660 --> 07:06:47.300
Can I can I invest this money into like some stuff?

07:06:51.340 --> 07:06:55.860
So what what you could do is you could invest in the stock market or you can put all of our winnings on

07:06:55.860 --> 07:07:00.760
No, I want to go buy a house and then raise the rent on a single mother, bro, so we could get on the money

07:07:00.760 --> 07:07:08.880
During the holidays, yep during Christmas time. Yo guys if I take a picture of you while you're winning you get more money

07:07:08.880 --> 07:07:10.880
Look

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It's really nice. I think she's really beautiful. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's over a family picture. Yeah, I got you

07:07:18.560 --> 07:07:20.560
Guys do a

07:07:21.400 --> 07:07:27.360
Because you only smoke we only smoke fast. Oh, yeah smoke. Oh, yeah, oh smoke or uh

07:07:27.360 --> 07:07:34.280
Okay, I got it. Wow, look at that cutesy you guys look. Oh, that's actually really good, bro. That's really nice

07:07:36.080 --> 07:07:40.500
Wait, Jynx, why do you have creep shots in that camera? I don't have

07:07:41.440 --> 07:07:44.680
Dude, it's looking up a skirt. What the fuck?

07:07:47.280 --> 07:07:51.460
Card shark back in I used to be quite a card shark back in my days

07:07:53.160 --> 07:07:55.520
Hey poker, I barely even know her

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Yo, guys, can we maybe see if there's a way we can put them?

07:08:04.360 --> 07:08:07.360
Send it for a single...

07:08:07.360 --> 07:08:08.360
Wait.

07:08:08.360 --> 07:08:10.360
Okay, guys, I'm going to be honest.

07:08:10.360 --> 07:08:12.360
You can use that on the most volatile thing.

07:08:12.360 --> 07:08:15.360
So you can use that on like a high bet thing.

07:08:15.360 --> 07:08:16.360
Yeah.

07:08:16.360 --> 07:08:17.360
Tell me where to go.

07:08:17.360 --> 07:08:18.360
Tell me where to go.

07:08:18.360 --> 07:08:19.360
I want to do it.

07:08:19.360 --> 07:08:21.360
Okay, guys, listen, we're all going to have to all in roulette

07:08:21.360 --> 07:08:23.360
because that's how Ron got all the money last time.

07:08:23.360 --> 07:08:24.360
No, let me show you.

07:08:24.360 --> 07:08:25.360
Let me show you.

07:08:25.360 --> 07:08:26.360
Let me show you.

07:08:26.360 --> 07:08:32.120
Come here, let me show you just me job. Okay, okay, you can get a 25 acts and you can bet

07:08:32.920 --> 07:08:37.040
Okay, so what do I do? Okay, so I'm gonna do already the coin and hold it hold the coin on it

07:08:38.640 --> 07:08:40.640
Hold the coin on the calculator

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Okay, and then don't

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What like 25 act oh shit

07:08:56.360 --> 07:08:57.800
What are you putting for?

07:08:57.800 --> 07:08:59.160
Oh, man, it's gone.

07:08:59.160 --> 07:09:00.600
Yo, Joe, listen, calm down.

07:09:00.600 --> 07:09:01.600
You can't take that much for you.

07:09:01.600 --> 07:09:02.600
Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

07:09:02.600 --> 07:09:03.800
I want to see it, I want to see it.

07:09:03.800 --> 07:09:05.080
It's going to be a seven.

07:09:05.080 --> 07:09:05.880
Everybody relax.

07:09:05.880 --> 07:09:06.960
Hey, go away.

07:09:06.960 --> 07:09:08.440
Oh, my god!

07:09:08.440 --> 07:09:09.440
Oh!

07:09:09.440 --> 07:09:10.600
Wait, Jason, let me try.

07:09:10.600 --> 07:09:11.100
Let me try.

07:09:11.100 --> 07:09:11.640
Move, move, move, move.

07:09:11.640 --> 07:09:12.080
Let me try that.

07:09:12.080 --> 07:09:12.580
Come on.

07:09:12.580 --> 07:09:13.680
You have good luck.

07:09:13.680 --> 07:09:14.720
OK, all in.

07:09:14.720 --> 07:09:16.160
Play.

07:09:16.160 --> 07:09:17.160
Oh.

07:09:17.160 --> 07:09:17.660
Hit.

07:09:17.660 --> 07:09:18.400
I'm going to double that.

07:09:18.400 --> 07:09:18.960
I think I doubled that.

07:09:18.960 --> 07:09:19.560
I think I doubled that.

07:09:19.560 --> 07:09:20.120
I think I doubled it.

07:09:20.120 --> 07:09:25.120
I think I double it. It's an 8 against an 8. Or 9 against an 8. What do I do here?

07:09:25.120 --> 07:09:26.120
Just hit! Just hit!

07:09:26.120 --> 07:09:29.120
No, but imagine if it's an ace. It might be an ace. You sure?

07:09:29.120 --> 07:09:30.120
It's not going to be an ace.

07:09:30.120 --> 07:09:32.120
Ooh, did I hit? Did I hit? Did I hit?

07:09:32.120 --> 07:09:34.120
Yeah, I hit. You have to.

07:09:34.120 --> 07:09:37.120
Oh! Wait, double it now! Double it!

07:09:37.120 --> 07:09:39.120
Why would you double it?

07:09:39.120 --> 07:09:40.120
I'm standing.

07:09:40.120 --> 07:09:41.120
Oh my god.

07:09:41.120 --> 07:09:42.120
Yes! Nice.

07:09:42.120 --> 07:09:44.120
Nice. Okay, let me try.

07:09:44.120 --> 07:09:45.120
Oh my god.

07:09:45.120 --> 07:09:47.120
I'm going to spam the double button.

07:09:47.120 --> 07:09:49.120
I'm going to double it out. Oh my god. Oh my god.

07:09:49.120 --> 07:09:53.120
What the fuck do I do with 15?

07:09:53.120 --> 07:09:59.120
It's a push. No, come on. 7, 17, I'm gonna stand.

07:09:59.120 --> 07:10:02.120
19, oh my god.

07:10:02.120 --> 07:10:03.120
Stand?

07:10:03.120 --> 07:10:05.120
Oh no, that's sick in my stomach. Hold on.

07:10:05.120 --> 07:10:10.120
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

07:10:10.120 --> 07:10:16.120
Wait, how the fuck did I just make 20 grand?

07:10:16.120 --> 07:10:19.220
Oh my god, okay, so I'm gonna send

07:10:25.760 --> 07:10:28.800
Oh my god, oh my god, but how'd you make 40 grand?

07:10:29.200 --> 07:10:33.840
Well, look what that's ready. That's ready. Look at it ready. I'm gonna hit it. I've got to hit a black tag

07:10:35.320 --> 07:10:41.140
Please oh, I'm sick. Oh, I'm sick to my stomach. No, it's fine. I'll do it too. So we have double the chances

07:10:46.120 --> 07:10:49.120
Oh, this is fun. This is fun.

07:10:53.120 --> 07:10:56.120
Oh, wait, this is easy as fuck.

07:11:03.120 --> 07:11:06.120
Bro! Bro, I'm getting rich!

07:11:08.120 --> 07:11:10.120
Yeah, what's up?

07:11:10.120 --> 07:11:15.120
I am not dead.

07:11:15.120 --> 07:11:16.120
Yep.

07:11:16.120 --> 07:11:17.120
Hey bro.

07:11:17.120 --> 07:11:19.120
Give me a favor and uh...

07:11:19.120 --> 07:11:22.120
Can you tell me where you've been the last 3 minutes?

07:11:22.120 --> 07:11:24.120
How are you $14,000 in the whole-

07:11:24.120 --> 07:11:26.120
No, listen, I'm telling you it's a bug.

07:11:26.120 --> 07:11:28.120
I'm up like 50 grand, just trust me.

07:11:28.120 --> 07:11:31.120
Yeah, maybe you're up 50 grand in your shed?

07:11:31.120 --> 07:11:33.120
Yo bro, you're literally into the fuck out of this-

07:11:33.120 --> 07:11:36.120
Jeezy, just trust me bro, just check this out.

07:11:36.120 --> 07:11:39.120
Bro, when you're down 14k, go home!

07:11:39.120 --> 07:11:43.780
I'm not down bro. I'm literally winning it. Just has him like concluded the bets yet

07:11:44.720 --> 07:11:46.720
Okay, let's see

07:11:55.240 --> 07:11:57.240
Okay

07:11:57.240 --> 07:11:59.240
Do not spin slots whatever

07:12:03.880 --> 07:12:09.960
Yo, yeah, yeah, we were spinning slots right just press four spots at the same time

07:12:10.120 --> 07:12:15.600
Okay, yeah, yeah, that's my bad. I thought I had it. I'll go on something else now

07:12:18.800 --> 07:12:25.440
It was always job it it was always job it it was always job it

07:12:27.240 --> 07:12:28.760
No, it's fine. I'm the greatest game ever.

07:12:28.760 --> 07:12:29.400
Oh my god, wait!

07:12:30.120 --> 07:12:32.120
WHAAAAAT?!

07:12:32.120 --> 07:12:34.120
You got it back. I'm Farooq.

07:12:34.440 --> 07:12:35.320
Now Farooq.

07:12:35.320 --> 07:12:36.360
That's awesome.

07:12:37.240 --> 07:12:38.360
Farooq wins.

07:12:39.160 --> 07:12:41.160
Oh, he's just so ahead.

07:12:41.160 --> 07:12:43.160
OH MY GOD!

07:12:43.160 --> 07:12:44.680
Okay, Jojo, you're actually like...

07:12:44.680 --> 07:12:46.520
Okay, I'm just gonna switch from hostage to hostage.

07:12:46.520 --> 07:12:47.160
I'm in!

07:12:47.560 --> 07:12:48.920
Yeah, I'm gonna play Blackjack.

07:12:48.920 --> 07:12:49.420
Why?

07:12:49.420 --> 07:12:50.520
Because Blackjack is...

07:12:51.800 --> 07:12:52.680
30 seconds.

07:12:56.200 --> 07:12:57.080
Hold on a second.

07:12:57.080 --> 07:13:09.400
Oh wait, bro, I'm losing, I'm losing all the money, or I'm a fucking piece of shit.

07:13:09.400 --> 07:13:14.440
Please don't laugh, please don't laugh.

07:13:14.440 --> 07:13:15.440
No.

07:13:15.440 --> 07:13:16.440
Oh god.

07:13:16.440 --> 07:13:17.440
Oh my god.

07:13:17.440 --> 07:13:18.440
Oh my god.

07:13:18.440 --> 07:13:19.440
Oh my god.

07:13:19.440 --> 07:13:20.440
Bro, the axe is on you.

07:13:20.440 --> 07:13:21.440
Oh my god.

07:13:21.440 --> 07:13:22.440
Right at the end of the day.

07:13:22.440 --> 07:13:23.440
So, here's what we're gonna do.

07:13:23.440 --> 07:13:25.440
I

07:13:32.720 --> 07:13:34.720
It's a visual bug

07:13:39.600 --> 07:13:42.600
You just lost a fucking salary in five minutes

07:13:46.840 --> 07:13:50.520
No, it's fine when we still get to next day like I'm telling you guys

07:13:50.520 --> 07:13:56.480
No, I was tanking the losses so you guys could win. I'm like Jesus

07:14:02.920 --> 07:14:04.920
Because you lost $38,000

07:14:05.640 --> 07:14:11.240
Shit, and I told you to stop gambling after $13,000 and you continue gambling anyways and least of all you play fucking slot machines

07:14:11.280 --> 07:14:13.280
Now you're going into the grinder. No

07:14:13.800 --> 07:14:15.800
No

07:14:15.800 --> 07:14:18.200
We're not talking about the app for men, dude. Come on

07:14:19.040 --> 07:14:21.880
No, guys, I do not want to go in the grinder, please

07:14:22.320 --> 07:14:24.320
We're gonna carry around

07:14:24.320 --> 07:14:27.560
So got this clearly you're not profitable in this casino right now

07:14:27.560 --> 07:14:30.240
So we're just gonna sell your entire body and not really to make profit

07:14:31.040 --> 07:14:34.080
No, bro, I swear. I was just getting unlucky

07:14:37.760 --> 07:14:42.720
Be it look it's because all the luck that you guys were getting I was just getting the unlucky

07:14:42.720 --> 07:14:45.840
Like I was the only down 28k max like

07:14:47.280 --> 07:14:51.900
That's you're making me stressy now now. I have to eat chips you can see oh no get your lettuce for your lettuce

07:14:56.240 --> 07:15:00.640
21 they had people who were designated spotters who would make the table get pulled

07:15:00.880 --> 07:15:07.260
Maybe don't that was actually cooling down the table so then we could come in and play hot. Yes. Yes. I'm telling you

07:15:12.720 --> 07:15:14.720
plot machine after we won.

07:15:14.720 --> 07:15:16.720
Okay, but guys, like, let's be real,

07:15:16.720 --> 07:15:18.720
it's forty thousand really that much?

07:15:18.720 --> 07:15:20.720
Like, it's not that bad.

07:15:20.720 --> 07:15:22.720
That's like a sponsor stream, we're good.

07:15:22.720 --> 07:15:23.720
Come on, let's give you a buzz.

07:15:23.720 --> 07:15:24.720
Uh, well, I don't know.

07:15:24.720 --> 07:15:27.720
Dante, if you didn't lose thirty seven thousand dollars,

07:15:27.720 --> 07:15:29.720
we would've made so much fucking money, bro.

07:15:29.720 --> 07:15:31.720
Okay, Jenci, I don't know why you're talking, bro,

07:15:31.720 --> 07:15:33.720
you only made four grand!

07:15:33.720 --> 07:15:35.720
Dante, Dante, Dante, Dante, come here.

07:15:35.720 --> 07:15:37.720
Yeah, Dante, the keyword may

07:15:37.720 --> 07:15:39.720
change money.

07:15:39.720 --> 07:15:41.720
Dante, I'm gonna bless you, so when you go into the casino,

07:15:41.720 --> 07:15:43.720
You know you're guaranteed to win okay. I'm ready

07:15:47.840 --> 07:15:52.200
You're good. Okay. Wait, I need to like some kind of ritual dance. Yeah

07:15:55.000 --> 07:16:00.660
Okay, and just this hug it is okay. I'm gonna put my hands in the yard don't get too close to me

07:16:00.660 --> 07:16:04.360
Okay, okay, you're good. Yep. That's all you need to do is all you just touch that wall

07:16:04.360 --> 07:16:08.880
You're good. Okay. Now you're you're blessed forever. You're blessed forever. Okay. Okay. We're good

07:16:08.880 --> 07:16:10.880
What the fuck!

07:16:10.880 --> 07:16:12.880
Jynxy, Jynxy, no!

07:16:12.880 --> 07:16:14.880
Jynxy put the gun down!

07:16:14.880 --> 07:16:16.880
Jynxy put the gun down!

07:16:16.880 --> 07:16:18.880
Jynxy put the gun down!

07:16:18.880 --> 07:16:20.880
Jynxy, Jynxy, Jynxy, Jynxy, listen!

07:16:20.880 --> 07:16:22.880
Jynxy, wait, wait, wait, hold on!

07:16:22.880 --> 07:16:24.880
Jynxy, I'd rather lose 40,000 and make an impact,

07:16:24.880 --> 07:16:26.880
then only go down 10 grand and not be impactful.

07:16:26.880 --> 07:16:28.880
Does that make sense?

07:16:28.880 --> 07:16:30.880
Yeah, you impact the game.

07:16:30.880 --> 07:16:32.880
You impact the game.

07:16:32.880 --> 07:16:34.880
You impact the game.

07:16:34.880 --> 07:16:36.880
You impact the game.

07:16:36.880 --> 07:16:40.880
Yeah, you impassively destroyed our casino night.

07:16:40.880 --> 07:16:43.880
Bro, it was not that bad!

07:16:43.880 --> 07:16:45.880
Yeah, check it's on profit.

07:16:45.880 --> 07:16:48.880
Okay guys, can we slice Dante's head off?

07:16:48.880 --> 07:16:50.880
No, no.

07:16:50.880 --> 07:16:55.880
I just want us like 40 bands in two days and nobody here is gonna say I'm voted.

07:16:55.880 --> 07:16:56.880
Like, come on.

07:16:56.880 --> 07:16:59.880
Well, uh, you are, you are voted.

07:16:59.880 --> 07:17:00.880
Thank you.

07:17:00.880 --> 07:17:02.880
Jason, get away from me, bro!

07:17:02.880 --> 07:17:04.880
Yo, yo, yo, am I-

07:17:04.880 --> 07:17:07.880
Magnet stop kidding me with these fucking bats!

07:17:07.880 --> 07:17:09.880
Wait, they're doing shit, right?

07:17:09.880 --> 07:17:11.880
Dude, put your gun away!

07:17:11.880 --> 07:17:14.880
Wait, Joe, my gun is gone!

07:17:14.880 --> 07:17:19.880
Oh my god, say oh god!

07:17:19.880 --> 07:17:21.880
I'm serious.

07:17:21.880 --> 07:17:26.880
Alright, yeah, let's get in. I don't think we should cut off his body because today we need everybody to gamble.

07:17:26.880 --> 07:17:29.880
Uh, yeah, everyone besides...

07:17:29.880 --> 07:17:31.880
Yo bro, plus 40k!

07:17:31.880 --> 07:17:36.100
Dude, do you even see, I swear it's a visual bug bro, it wasn't that bad.

07:17:37.520 --> 07:17:38.820
Oh, it's a visual bug over there.

07:17:38.820 --> 07:17:39.320
Yep.

07:17:40.820 --> 07:17:43.320
Yo, I don't know, someone hit me with a bad thing, gun.

07:17:44.660 --> 07:17:45.860
Yeah, it might be gone.

07:17:47.100 --> 07:17:48.300
You need to buy it though.

07:17:50.920 --> 07:17:55.700
I will say it's not a visual bug, but if you break even on a bat, it counts as a loss.

07:17:56.960 --> 07:17:58.180
Oh, really?

07:17:58.540 --> 07:17:59.040
True.

07:17:59.040 --> 07:18:03.800
Yeah, so that's what would happen to me then wait poker

07:18:05.640 --> 07:18:13.740
That's as you didn't get a visual bug you just fucking son again. Oh my god. Wait Jinxie wait guys if you hold shift you can run

07:18:15.000 --> 07:18:20.960
But that you got it. All right, come on. Everybody stand near me or somebody pick that up. Come here. Don't use it yet

07:18:20.960 --> 07:18:21.460
Yeah.

07:18:24.460 --> 07:18:25.460
Wait, come here.

07:18:25.460 --> 07:18:27.460
Wait, can y'all hear me or am I just annoying?

07:18:27.460 --> 07:18:28.460
Yeah, I can hear you.

07:18:28.460 --> 07:18:28.960
Ready?

07:18:28.960 --> 07:18:30.460
We're gonna all do the wheel thing again.

07:18:30.460 --> 07:18:33.460
Can everyone get drunk before we spin the wheel?

07:18:33.460 --> 07:18:34.460
Are you kidding me? Can you use this?

07:18:34.460 --> 07:18:35.460
I don't want to fuck it up.

07:18:35.460 --> 07:18:35.960
Alright.

07:18:35.960 --> 07:18:36.460
Oh fuck.

07:18:36.460 --> 07:18:37.460
Guys, listen.

07:18:37.460 --> 07:18:37.960
Wait, wait, wait.

07:18:37.960 --> 07:18:38.460
Don't do that.

07:18:38.460 --> 07:18:39.460
Before you do it, what is this?

07:18:39.460 --> 07:18:40.460
What is this item I have?

07:18:40.460 --> 07:18:41.460
Just drop it right now.

07:18:41.460 --> 07:18:43.460
That's for like getting money back if you lose.

07:18:43.460 --> 07:18:44.460
Okay, what about this?

07:18:44.460 --> 07:18:45.460
The Holy Statue.

07:18:45.460 --> 07:18:46.460
The Holy Statue?

07:18:46.460 --> 07:18:47.460
The Holy Statue?

07:18:47.460 --> 07:18:51.020
This has to stand in the middle here and hold it while we spin the wheel.

07:18:51.020 --> 07:18:52.300
Okay, Gen C, you do it!

07:18:52.940 --> 07:18:53.440
Sonyan.

07:18:53.440 --> 07:18:54.160
That's the sonyan.

07:18:54.160 --> 07:18:57.560
Joe's gonna make us all drunk and we're all gonna do the max battle on the wheel of fortune.

07:18:57.560 --> 07:18:59.400
All, all the people I know are in the world.

07:18:59.400 --> 07:19:01.800
Joe, give me Joe, give me Joe, give me Joe, give me Joe!

07:19:02.800 --> 07:19:06.140
Oh my god, Joe, my mouth is so blood!

07:19:06.580 --> 07:19:07.880
Joe, my mouth is so blood!

07:19:07.880 --> 07:19:10.280
Joe, spin it, spin it, spin it, spin it, spin it!

07:19:10.640 --> 07:19:12.160
Why do Joe sound like that?

07:19:12.160 --> 07:19:13.320
I'm supposed to wait!

07:19:13.320 --> 07:19:16.120
Oh my god!

07:19:16.120 --> 07:19:18.120
boy it's 50 grand

07:19:18.120 --> 07:19:20.120
nooo

07:19:20.120 --> 07:19:22.120
lets fucking go guys

07:19:22.120 --> 07:19:24.120
alright we should leave now

07:19:24.120 --> 07:19:26.120
we should actually just leave now

07:19:26.120 --> 07:19:28.120
wait oh god

07:19:28.120 --> 07:19:30.120
wait wait wait

07:19:30.120 --> 07:19:32.120
can i do one hand

07:19:32.120 --> 07:19:34.120
jingxi

07:19:34.120 --> 07:19:36.120
jingxi

07:19:36.120 --> 07:19:38.120
oh no

07:19:38.120 --> 07:19:40.120
oh no

07:19:40.120 --> 07:19:42.120
oh no

07:19:42.120 --> 07:19:44.120
please

07:19:44.120 --> 07:19:45.080
Oh, come on!

07:19:45.080 --> 07:19:45.580
FUCK!

07:19:46.240 --> 07:19:47.740
Joe, I'm leaving right after this big, though.

07:19:47.740 --> 07:19:48.240
You're just locked!

07:19:48.240 --> 07:19:48.740
What are you doing?!

07:19:48.740 --> 07:19:49.240
I-

07:19:49.240 --> 07:19:49.740
Hehehe.

07:19:49.740 --> 07:19:51.240
Oh!

07:19:51.240 --> 07:19:52.240
Last one.

07:19:52.240 --> 07:19:52.740
Alright, use the energy.

07:19:52.740 --> 07:19:53.240
We're not-

07:19:53.240 --> 07:19:53.740
He last-

07:19:53.740 --> 07:19:54.240
Whoa!

07:19:54.240 --> 07:19:54.740
Whoa!

07:19:54.740 --> 07:19:55.240
Oh!

07:19:55.240 --> 07:19:55.740
Oh!

07:19:55.740 --> 07:19:56.240
Oh!

07:19:56.240 --> 07:19:56.740
Oh!

07:19:56.740 --> 07:19:57.240
Oh!

07:19:57.240 --> 07:19:57.740
Oh!

07:19:57.740 --> 07:19:58.240
Oh!

07:19:58.240 --> 07:19:58.740
Oh my god!

07:19:58.740 --> 07:19:59.240
I'm not!

07:19:59.240 --> 07:19:59.740
I'm not!

07:19:59.740 --> 07:20:00.240
I'm not!

07:20:00.240 --> 07:20:00.740
I'm not!

07:20:00.740 --> 07:20:01.240
I'm not!

07:20:01.240 --> 07:20:01.740
I'm not!

07:20:01.740 --> 07:20:02.240
I'm not!

07:20:02.240 --> 07:20:02.740
I'm not!

07:20:02.740 --> 07:20:03.240
I'm not!

07:20:03.240 --> 07:20:03.740
I'm not!

07:20:03.740 --> 07:20:04.240
I'm not!

07:20:04.240 --> 07:20:04.740
I'm not!

07:20:04.740 --> 07:20:05.240
I'm not!

07:20:05.240 --> 07:20:05.740
I'm not!

07:20:05.740 --> 07:20:06.240
I'm not!

07:20:06.240 --> 07:20:06.740
I'm not!

07:20:06.740 --> 07:20:07.240
I'm not!

07:20:07.240 --> 07:20:09.440
I'm 64 grand, but I gotta thank you

07:20:21.720 --> 07:20:23.720
I'm sick to my stomach they have magnets

07:20:23.720 --> 07:20:27.540
Oh, no, I'm sick to my stomach. Oh my god. I'm sick to my stomach. They have magnets

07:20:30.240 --> 07:20:32.240
No

07:20:37.240 --> 07:20:38.440
Wait, what the fuck?

07:20:38.440 --> 07:20:40.940
Wait, how did I just win $30,000?

07:20:42.540 --> 07:20:44.540
Bro, I need to be hitting these slots.

07:20:48.040 --> 07:20:51.540
Ron, Ron, we need to hit these slots, but I made 50 grand off this shit.

07:20:52.940 --> 07:20:54.740
I swear to God, I swear to God.

07:20:54.740 --> 07:20:56.240
Hit the slots, hit the slots.

07:20:57.540 --> 07:21:00.740
Okay, Ron, I'll take these two, I'll take these two, you take the other two, go.

07:21:07.240 --> 07:21:32.160
Holy fuck, now I know how trainwrecks feels.

07:21:32.160 --> 07:21:34.160
I need to go crazy on the slots.

07:21:45.560 --> 07:21:49.560
Bro, why am I only up 25 grand right now? Are we fucking serious?

07:21:51.860 --> 07:21:54.860
NO, I NEED A FUCKING MATCH WIN!!!

07:22:02.160 --> 07:22:04.160
Oh, no, I'm- oh wait.

07:22:09.400 --> 07:22:12.700
You're making more off the wheels? Okay, let's go back to the wheels, son.

07:22:20.360 --> 07:22:22.920
Oh, no. Oh, no.

07:22:25.240 --> 07:22:27.960
Wait. Oh, fuck.

07:22:29.560 --> 07:22:31.560
Ron?

07:22:32.160 --> 07:22:34.160
JINSEE NEED A KILL RUN!

07:22:34.160 --> 07:22:36.160
JINSEE NEED A FUCKING KILL RUN!

07:22:54.160 --> 07:22:59.160
Okay, okay, I'm not betting anymore, I'm not betting anymore.

07:23:02.160 --> 07:23:13.280
If you double you're

07:23:16.080 --> 07:23:18.080
Stand stand stand

07:23:24.920 --> 07:23:26.760
Yo run

07:23:26.760 --> 07:23:31.120
So what happened in there, bro? You lost one hundred dollars

07:23:31.120 --> 07:23:36.720
Nope, don't hide in the corner. Ron, come out and face us, bro. What happened in there, Ron?

07:23:38.320 --> 07:23:46.260
All right, I'll be honest with you, bro. I was watching my favorite streamer train. He was spinning, bro, spinning, spinning, spinning.

07:23:46.460 --> 07:23:52.640
Bro, he kept losing and then he won some and then he lost and then he won some and he was like, oh, this is I'm sick to my stomach.

07:23:52.640 --> 07:23:58.940
So I was like, bro, I want to try this. So I got on the machine. I gave it a go, bro. I lost one. I was like, okay,

07:23:58.940 --> 07:24:03.980
I'm sick to my stomach. I got it. I was role-playing and then all of a sudden, bro

07:24:03.980 --> 07:24:07.520
I started losing losing losing. I'm pretty sure it was a seed problem, bro

07:24:07.520 --> 07:24:10.460
So I got to try again tomorrow. I think it was my seed and then

07:24:16.860 --> 07:24:19.900
Run because you're the biggest loser, you know what that means

07:24:21.940 --> 07:24:26.140
So you guys love that so you guys don't do that to Don test what you're gonna do to me

07:24:28.940 --> 07:24:33.740
Run, run, run, think about it, you have to lose weight so if you're the biggest loser it's a good thing.

07:24:34.240 --> 07:24:36.240
I'm six on my fucking stomach man.

07:24:36.240 --> 07:24:38.240
Can we just throw both of them in the face?

07:24:38.940 --> 07:24:42.540
What the fuck did I do bro? I was up on the day!

07:24:42.840 --> 07:24:45.740
Oh I don't know Don says you lit 40 grand on fire?

07:24:45.740 --> 07:24:49.740
Okay but that was because of Ron, like I thought Ron was gonna lose us everything.

07:24:49.740 --> 07:24:52.040
So, yo guys, let me say something real quick.

07:24:52.440 --> 07:24:55.240
Okay, guys, let me say something real quick.

07:24:55.240 --> 07:24:59.460
It's cool that you're gonna lose money gambling, that's fine, it happens.

07:24:59.460 --> 07:25:04.760
Yo, Ron, doubling on 15 is literally griefing, you're griefing the money.

07:25:04.760 --> 07:25:07.380
And he didn't even turn us to hands, so he just lost the money.

07:25:07.380 --> 07:25:09.300
I'll get that, I'll get that, whatever, no one.

07:25:09.300 --> 07:25:12.020
Hey, Ron, if you gamble and lose, cool, it happens.

07:25:12.020 --> 07:25:14.820
Bro, doubling on 15, you're gonna get alone, fucking.

07:25:14.820 --> 07:25:16.820
Can I get alone or no? Can I get alone?

07:25:16.820 --> 07:25:18.580
Mi-ha, no.

07:25:18.580 --> 07:25:20.820
No, I'll give you a back, I'll give you a back in triple, don't believe me.

07:25:20.820 --> 07:25:22.820
I'm up 40k on the day!

07:25:50.820 --> 07:25:55.080
Okay, that's that's a rare. That was rare. Okay guys. What do we buy?

07:25:55.740 --> 07:26:00.820
No, we got about this book's crazy. Look decreases our loss amount by 25% every time you know

07:26:01.540 --> 07:26:06.060
It's a night. We have to make a hundred K. We should do we should do the vodka thing again

07:26:06.060 --> 07:26:10.820
We should do vodka and gas we can't go to the casino without Smyrna. All right. Oh, yeah, listen

07:26:11.620 --> 07:26:16.780
Today we need to make 100k rock if I see you double on 15

07:26:16.780 --> 07:26:18.780
I'm gonna shoot you in the head with the jossie

07:26:19.180 --> 07:26:21.180
There's gonna be different games today

07:26:21.420 --> 07:26:27.140
That we've never played but I think there's always blackjack joke wait throw that in there how many check oh

07:26:28.940 --> 07:26:34.620
We got a sacrifice. Yo, can one of you give up an eye wait what what happens if we give up an eye

07:26:38.860 --> 07:26:40.860
Okay

07:26:46.780 --> 07:26:48.780
I

07:26:48.780 --> 07:26:55.460
Okay, but my dad used to beat me when I gambled bro, please bro, and he but he was a it was a gambler, bro

07:26:55.460 --> 07:27:00.540
Please oh, please bro. I just want to prove to you. I'm a good gambler, bro

07:27:00.540 --> 07:27:04.740
Please oh my dad used to beat me when he gambled

07:27:16.780 --> 07:27:18.780
It's the God-summoning god, you know what I'm doing!

07:27:18.780 --> 07:27:19.780
Well, I didn't go to the-

07:27:19.780 --> 07:27:21.780
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

07:27:21.780 --> 07:27:22.780
I know we're fine, we're fine.

07:27:22.780 --> 07:27:23.780
Oh!

07:27:23.780 --> 07:27:24.780
Okay.

07:27:24.780 --> 07:27:25.780
Now, Ron, Ron, listen.

07:27:25.780 --> 07:27:29.780
In life, bro, when you love something, you have to let it go, okay?

07:27:29.780 --> 07:27:30.780
In this case-

07:27:30.780 --> 07:27:32.780
So you want me to let go all of our money!

07:27:32.780 --> 07:27:34.780
You're the worst gambler in the team.

07:27:34.780 --> 07:27:35.780
You need to be here now.

07:27:35.780 --> 07:27:36.780
Okay, let's go.

07:27:36.780 --> 07:27:37.780
Stop gambling.

07:27:37.780 --> 07:27:38.780
Okay?

07:27:38.780 --> 07:27:39.780
All right, fine.

07:27:39.780 --> 07:27:41.780
Guess not, I'm not gonna gamble at all.

07:27:41.780 --> 07:27:42.780
I'm not gonna gamble at all.

07:27:42.780 --> 07:27:51.620
You guys I'm gonna say is I want 50 K on the slots we got to hit the slots

07:27:56.180 --> 07:27:58.180
Interext flow right there what the fuck is that?

07:28:00.460 --> 07:28:02.460
Okay, I don't even know

07:28:12.780 --> 07:28:13.900
I'm not gonna lie, I'm kidding.

07:28:13.900 --> 07:28:15.400
No Joe, wait, wait, no Joe.

07:28:15.400 --> 07:28:17.400
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

07:28:17.400 --> 07:28:18.400
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

07:28:18.400 --> 07:28:19.400
We're gonna push on the side.

07:28:19.400 --> 07:28:20.400
We're gonna push on the side.

07:28:20.400 --> 07:28:22.400
Brown, do not mud it, bro.

07:28:22.400 --> 07:28:24.400
Alright, you know what?

07:28:24.400 --> 07:28:25.400
I'm gonna do it.

07:28:25.400 --> 07:28:26.400
This is me.

07:28:26.400 --> 07:28:27.400
I'm gonna put it to myself.

07:28:27.400 --> 07:28:29.400
Wait, what the fuck?

07:28:29.400 --> 07:28:30.400
Whoa.

07:28:30.400 --> 07:28:32.400
No, stop spinning slots.

07:28:32.400 --> 07:28:34.400
These are 5k.

07:28:34.400 --> 07:28:36.400
I can't help my bad, my bad.

07:28:36.400 --> 07:28:38.400
We're not having it again.

07:28:38.400 --> 07:28:40.400
Oh my god.

07:28:40.400 --> 07:28:42.400
Oh my god, he's already lost count.

07:28:42.400 --> 07:28:44.400
Okay, Jax, let me get one head. Jax, let me get one head with you.

07:28:44.400 --> 07:28:47.400
Yo, guys, how do I sound right now?

07:28:47.400 --> 07:28:49.400
What? Why is your voice like that?

07:28:49.400 --> 07:28:51.400
Oh my god, oh my god, Jax, you're 30 points!

07:28:51.400 --> 07:28:53.400
Let me walk in, please, please.

07:28:53.400 --> 07:28:55.400
Well, I can't even see the buttons, but I'll...

07:28:55.400 --> 07:28:58.400
Where's the other item that we have?

07:28:58.400 --> 07:28:59.400
Oh no, it's not 30 grand.

07:28:59.400 --> 07:29:00.400
Relax.

07:29:00.400 --> 07:29:01.400
Jax, we can go to 30 grand.

07:29:01.400 --> 07:29:03.400
I think you stand on to...

07:29:03.400 --> 07:29:04.400
Stand, stand, stand, stand.

07:29:04.400 --> 07:29:05.400
You're on a five.

07:29:05.400 --> 07:29:07.400
Oh no, oh no.

07:29:07.400 --> 07:29:09.400
Stop, I'm rewarning. Stop, I'm rewarning.

07:29:09.400 --> 07:29:12.840
Don't gamble! Listen to me! Stop for four fucking seconds!

07:29:13.640 --> 07:29:20.520
Oh my god, where's that item that we have? We're gonna spam Plinko, Max-cat, when I grab that item that we don't need.

07:29:20.520 --> 07:29:22.520
Go, oh my god.

07:29:22.520 --> 07:29:27.160
Yo, put the check down, Jixi. Jixi, stop! Bro, Jixi, stop!

07:29:27.160 --> 07:29:29.160
Yo, do I smell drunk or no?

07:29:29.160 --> 07:29:31.720
Dude, wait! I didn't even get your voice like that!

07:29:31.720 --> 07:29:33.720
5k Plinko back! Don't do it yet!

07:29:33.720 --> 07:29:35.720
Don't do it yet!

07:29:35.720 --> 07:29:37.720
Wake up!

07:29:37.720 --> 07:29:39.720
Night!

07:29:39.720 --> 07:29:41.720
Oh my god!

07:29:41.720 --> 07:29:43.720
Ready? Get ready to spam it!

07:29:43.720 --> 07:29:45.720
Stam it!

07:29:45.720 --> 07:29:47.720
Stam it!

07:29:49.720 --> 07:29:51.720
Oh no!

07:29:51.720 --> 07:29:53.720
Oh...

07:29:53.720 --> 07:29:55.720
Bro, are we fucking broke?

07:29:55.720 --> 07:29:57.720
No!

07:29:57.720 --> 07:29:59.720
Stop!

07:29:59.720 --> 07:30:01.720
We won!

07:30:01.720 --> 07:30:03.720
We won the fuck!

07:30:03.720 --> 07:30:04.400
FUCK!

07:30:04.400 --> 07:30:05.380
Oh shit!

07:30:10.100 --> 07:30:12.580
I want more, I want more, I want more, I want more, I want more, I want more, I want more, I want more.

07:30:14.580 --> 07:30:15.080
What?

07:30:19.940 --> 07:30:21.900
Say oh god, where's the, where's the, where's the bat?

07:30:24.400 --> 07:30:26.720
Bojo, can I try one high gambler? Just one.

07:30:29.340 --> 07:30:30.840
Can I just try one blackjack hand?

07:30:31.380 --> 07:30:32.460
Dot-tats, can I try one?

07:30:32.460 --> 07:30:34.980
Yeah, yeah, I got I'll I coach you

07:30:40.900 --> 07:30:43.220
Yeah, you gotta go again and double it this time

07:30:45.700 --> 07:30:47.700
Yeah, double on seven

07:30:55.020 --> 07:30:57.020
Yeah, yeah, this is good

07:30:57.980 --> 07:30:59.980
Come on

07:30:59.980 --> 07:31:01.980
Nice! Okay.

07:31:01.980 --> 07:31:03.980
No! No!

07:31:03.980 --> 07:31:05.980
Sun! Sun!

07:31:05.980 --> 07:31:07.980
No!

07:31:07.980 --> 07:31:09.980
Okay, wait, Ron.

07:31:09.980 --> 07:31:11.980
Ron, you're down 90 grand.

07:31:13.980 --> 07:31:15.980
Ron.

07:31:15.980 --> 07:31:17.980
Okay, you're gonna have to hit, and then you don't touch it again, bro.

07:31:17.980 --> 07:31:19.980
No!

07:31:19.980 --> 07:31:21.980
No! No!

07:31:21.980 --> 07:31:23.980
Just hit, just hit, just hit!

07:31:23.980 --> 07:31:25.980
Bro, bro, bro, bro, if I double, hold on.

07:31:25.980 --> 07:31:27.980
You hit me? Chill!

07:31:27.980 --> 07:31:29.980
Oh

07:31:32.100 --> 07:31:34.100
Yeah, fuck it go oh

07:31:35.340 --> 07:31:37.340
No

07:31:50.780 --> 07:31:52.780
No, I gotta leave

07:31:57.980 --> 07:32:05.980
stop you gotta stop wait no it's not bad bro I'm telling you listen your

07:32:05.980 --> 07:32:08.980
wife's getting under sense she's gonna understand very good

07:32:08.980 --> 07:32:10.980
How do I get out of this hole?

07:32:10.980 --> 07:32:13.980
Stop playing Blackjack, it's the only game that requires brains out?

07:32:13.980 --> 07:32:15.980
No, no, no, no, no!

07:32:15.980 --> 07:32:17.980
Stop it, hold on, hold on, hold on.

07:32:17.980 --> 07:32:19.980
Okay, okay, okay.

07:32:19.980 --> 07:32:21.980
Just chill, just chill, just chill.

07:32:21.980 --> 07:32:23.980
I just want 90 grand, wait, what?

07:32:23.980 --> 07:32:25.980
Hold on, just don't hit my punch, ready?

07:32:25.980 --> 07:32:27.980
I'm gonna win my money back, ready?

07:32:27.980 --> 07:32:29.980
Yeah, tell me, tell me, tell me.

07:32:29.980 --> 07:32:31.980
Okay, hit.

07:32:31.980 --> 07:32:33.980
Stand.

07:32:33.980 --> 07:32:35.980
We're gonna go on it, we're gonna literally take the casino for every minute.

07:32:35.980 --> 07:32:37.980
Don't hit the buttons, don't hit the buttons.

07:32:37.980 --> 07:32:39.980
Oh

07:32:44.740 --> 07:32:50.880
Wait, do I hit oh shit

07:33:07.980 --> 07:33:09.980
I

07:33:20.380 --> 07:33:22.380
Think you have to stop bro

07:33:27.300 --> 07:33:29.620
You need to stop we're gonna fucking die

07:33:31.340 --> 07:33:34.460
No, there's only 30 seconds up bro. You need to stop

07:33:34.460 --> 07:33:40.460
No, no, no, no, no, hit! HIT! HIT!

07:33:40.460 --> 07:33:43.460
I need the wind blast! I gotta hit it! I gotta hit it first, how should we go in?

07:33:43.460 --> 07:33:47.460
I can stick 20k? The blackjack guy, I'm gonna throw him to his crumb.

07:33:49.460 --> 07:33:50.460
Nice! I wanted the money!

07:33:50.460 --> 07:33:52.460
Actually, flinked out, fuck it.

07:33:52.460 --> 07:33:53.460
I got back!

07:33:55.460 --> 07:34:03.460
Sorry! Wait, sorry, sorry! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

07:34:03.460 --> 07:34:05.460
I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it.

07:34:05.460 --> 07:34:07.460
Okay, we're good.

07:34:07.460 --> 07:34:09.460
Bro, I'm gonna kill you in the last session.

07:34:09.460 --> 07:34:11.460
No, no, no, no.

07:34:11.460 --> 07:34:13.460
Oh, Jixi, Jixi, Jixi, I was down.

07:34:13.460 --> 07:34:15.460
Jixi, Jixi, Jixi, I was down.

07:34:15.460 --> 07:34:17.460
170, I came back, bro.

07:34:17.460 --> 07:34:19.460
Oh, nice, bro.

07:34:19.460 --> 07:34:21.460
Nice. You want this?

07:34:23.460 --> 07:34:25.460
I need to get my protein chips, hold on.

07:34:25.460 --> 07:34:27.460
Okay. Can we have a team meeting

07:34:27.460 --> 07:34:29.460
about banning Ron from Blackjack?

07:34:29.460 --> 07:34:31.460
Bro, this guy cannot play Blackjack.

07:34:31.460 --> 07:34:37.460
I cannot play Blackjack, doom-chewing it, it's like he loses four hands in a row and he's like, I have to keep playing.

07:34:37.460 --> 07:34:43.460
Honestly, what happens if we cut- wait, if we cut Ron's other eye off, maybe he won't be able to find the Blackjack.

07:34:45.460 --> 07:34:46.460
Are you gonna ask?

07:34:46.460 --> 07:34:48.460
Why can't we even do that?

07:34:48.460 --> 07:34:50.460
Game for me, 121k.

07:34:50.460 --> 07:34:53.460
So, Ron, what- yo, yo, yo, Ron.

07:34:55.460 --> 07:34:58.460
Did you end up eating the entire cabbage or did you give out?

07:34:58.460 --> 07:35:00.460
I put that shit in the trash, fuck, fuck.

07:35:00.460 --> 07:35:02.460
Yeah

07:35:06.340 --> 07:35:10.860
You guys I just want to say I saw wrong on blackjack doubling on 14

07:35:11.300 --> 07:35:13.380
No, you fucking double on my behalf

07:35:14.380 --> 07:35:19.820
No, I did if I did then my number would be more in the red. I'm a with you, bro. That's fucking cap

07:35:22.620 --> 07:35:24.620
Okay, I barely even know her

07:35:24.620 --> 07:35:32.500
I've ever gotten like this is the furthest I've been wait so they can so we lose the game if we run out of money

07:35:32.500 --> 07:35:36.900
Whoa, if we don't make quota we instantly reset back today one. Oh

07:35:37.820 --> 07:35:44.060
My god, that would be miserable. Whoa. This is this is the right. I was assuming this is the run and then we hop on wires

07:35:44.060 --> 07:35:47.620
Barlin we lose okay, but what's the matter daddy? Oh?

07:35:48.500 --> 07:35:50.420
What's matter daddy?

07:35:50.420 --> 07:35:54.740
much how about you okay I'm gonna get a bag of this I'll be back in 39 seconds

07:35:54.740 --> 07:36:00.500
wait wait Joe do you have any daddy coming in all right Jeff we're gonna keep

07:36:00.500 --> 07:36:05.700
going do you have any daddy coming in oh dude you're like lagging wait what are

07:36:05.700 --> 07:36:10.860
you saying dude do you have any daddy coming in just keep cutting out man do

07:36:10.860 --> 07:36:15.700
you good don't test you have any daddy coming in wait what's daddy coming in

07:36:15.700 --> 07:36:17.700
Joe Bartolosi!

07:36:17.700 --> 07:36:21.700
Can I get my eye back, bro?

07:36:31.700 --> 07:36:35.700
Okay, guys, guys, guys, wait, Joe, Joe, Joe,

07:36:35.700 --> 07:36:37.700
spend the 16 tickets and spend them now.

07:36:37.700 --> 07:36:39.700
Jinxie doesn't know what's happening yet.

07:36:39.700 --> 07:36:43.700
Wait, I was gonna say, we should make Jinxie stay with the mic

07:36:43.700 --> 07:36:45.700
with the mic while he's just uh...

07:36:45.700 --> 07:36:46.700
Yeah that works, that works!

07:36:46.700 --> 07:36:48.200
Buy the- buy the machine!

07:36:48.200 --> 07:36:49.200
I'll put him in the car!

07:36:50.700 --> 07:36:51.700
I'm nice.

07:36:51.700 --> 07:36:52.700
I'm the best.

07:36:52.700 --> 07:36:53.700
Oh yeah, we gotta go now.

07:36:53.700 --> 07:36:54.700
I'm nice.

07:36:57.700 --> 07:36:58.700
Why am I being kicked up?

07:36:58.700 --> 07:36:59.700
Why am I being kicked up?

07:36:59.700 --> 07:37:00.700
Why am I being kicked up?

07:37:00.700 --> 07:37:01.700
Why am I being kicked up?

07:37:01.700 --> 07:37:02.700
Drop me, drop me.

07:37:07.700 --> 07:37:08.700
Alright, we're going.

07:37:09.700 --> 07:37:10.700
You got my fucking-

07:37:13.700 --> 07:37:18.020
I went to the bathroom for 30 seconds, and you guys cut my legs off!

07:37:18.020 --> 07:37:20.520
Dude, it was high-vives!

07:37:20.520 --> 07:37:22.520
Dude, it was high-vives! It was high-vives!

07:37:22.520 --> 07:37:26.000
Yo, how can I gamble if I can't even reach the T-ball?

07:37:26.000 --> 07:37:29.440
Uh, okay, so, yeah, Jinxy, you're gonna be on singing duty!

07:37:30.280 --> 07:37:31.620
So, let me get this straight, bro.

07:37:31.620 --> 07:37:33.940
Jinxy, shut up, I just sang us a song, dude!

07:37:33.940 --> 07:37:37.060
So, Ron likes to sing to the Grand On Fire.

07:37:37.060 --> 07:37:39.060
Jinxy, you just wanna make a shot, though.

07:37:39.060 --> 07:37:40.560
Jinxy, sing to the thing that goes...

07:37:40.560 --> 07:37:42.560
Oh

07:37:44.680 --> 07:37:46.520
Oh, yeah, come on, dude, let's go

07:37:47.880 --> 07:37:49.880
Where's crash

07:37:50.720 --> 07:37:52.720
It's right here. Perfect actually

07:37:53.440 --> 07:37:54.720
right here

07:37:54.720 --> 07:37:56.720
What are you?

07:37:57.360 --> 07:38:00.520
This little wheelchair for no, he has to be next to us. Why saying

07:38:02.920 --> 07:38:07.400
Wait, wait, my microphone's gone. My microphone's gone. Oh, okay. I got you. I'll look at it. Where's it?

07:38:08.160 --> 07:38:11.540
All right guys, I'm gonna sing okay, what any song requests any song

07:38:20.720 --> 07:38:24.200
Yo Joe try to grab both your ankles right now in real life and still run

07:38:27.640 --> 07:38:31.760
Yo guys give me the mic please I need the mic guys. I don't have the mic

07:38:31.760 --> 07:38:35.760
So, so my legs got chopped up.

07:38:35.760 --> 07:38:39.760
Alright, my only purpose is to sing, and I'm not even able to sing.

07:38:39.760 --> 07:38:43.760
Why am I here?

07:38:43.760 --> 07:38:47.760
Oh, yes.

07:38:47.760 --> 07:38:51.760
My legs are rolling around on the floor.

07:38:51.760 --> 07:38:55.760
Alright, it's about to run out. It's about to run out.

07:38:55.760 --> 07:38:59.760
Alright, stop, stop, stop.

07:38:59.760 --> 07:39:01.760
don't kill anyone don't kill anyone

07:39:01.760 --> 07:39:03.760
B1 B1 B1 B1

07:39:10.860 --> 07:39:15.360
oh you can't you can't that's just what it's going to it just keeps going

07:39:15.360 --> 07:39:16.360
look you get his

07:39:16.360 --> 07:39:17.860
that's out that's out

07:39:17.860 --> 07:39:19.060
oh my god

07:39:19.060 --> 07:39:19.860
that's out of here

07:39:19.860 --> 07:39:20.860
no no no

07:39:20.860 --> 07:39:22.860
I got one more I got one more

07:39:22.860 --> 07:39:23.900
I'm going one more I'm going one more

07:39:23.900 --> 07:39:24.400
oh

07:39:24.400 --> 07:39:26.600
that instant crap bro now we don't have enough money

07:39:26.920 --> 07:39:28.920
wait no you guys you just pass this now

07:39:28.920 --> 07:39:30.920
with that

07:39:30.920 --> 07:39:32.920
literally go fuck

07:39:32.920 --> 07:39:34.920
that's the stack of shit

07:39:34.920 --> 07:39:36.920
wait he might get it back here

07:39:36.920 --> 07:39:38.920
he got it back here

07:39:38.920 --> 07:39:40.920
should we just go home

07:39:40.920 --> 07:39:42.920
RUN

07:39:42.920 --> 07:39:44.920
NO

07:39:44.920 --> 07:39:46.920
I am sick to my fucking stomach

07:39:46.920 --> 07:39:48.920
I am sick though

07:39:48.920 --> 07:39:50.920
I am sick though

07:39:50.920 --> 07:39:52.920
okay jamesy where do you want to see

07:39:52.920 --> 07:39:54.920
yo bring me to blackjack please

07:39:54.920 --> 07:39:56.920
oh

07:39:56.920 --> 07:39:58.920
Oh God

07:39:58.920 --> 07:40:06.120
I'm gonna know. Oh, you know, you're greasy fucking hit jing see jingsy. Yeah. Oh, yeah

07:40:07.960 --> 07:40:13.860
Yo, that says bring me to the blackjack, bro. I'm not playing man. Okay. Bring me to the blackjack. Okay. Now what?

07:40:14.800 --> 07:40:16.040
Yeah

07:40:16.040 --> 07:40:21.220
It's gonna happen. I don't have to use my legs, but I can use my hands from the floor. Don't touch anything

07:40:22.440 --> 07:40:24.440
I'm gonna make Joe very mad

07:40:24.440 --> 07:40:29.040
What are you doing now that's I can't see the numbers so talk to me. What do you see?

07:40:29.040 --> 07:40:34.840
You got money in there. Oh my god. Why did you just wait? I thought double just means I double the bad

07:40:34.840 --> 07:40:36.840
What is double do?

07:40:39.800 --> 07:40:41.800
Hey, Ron

07:40:46.920 --> 07:40:52.360
And you got a 20 and it was showing a 10 and he doubled and he got 27 and we lost 100 K

07:40:52.360 --> 07:40:55.320
And now we have 15k how do we have $15,000?

07:40:57.320 --> 07:40:59.720
I'm gonna explain how because

07:41:04.360 --> 07:41:06.360
That's how

07:41:16.920 --> 07:41:18.920
So we're about to be in death that's actually

07:41:22.360 --> 07:41:25.560
games because the minimum the one the one where I can't play

07:41:25.560 --> 07:41:32.280
yo guys nice don't you still don't run you're done 150 bro

07:41:32.280 --> 07:41:36.120
yeah but don't you just spun my joke i didn't lose the hand don't has

07:41:36.120 --> 07:41:41.080
briefed my oh my don't has you sold no no i'm gonna be honest this one jinx

07:41:41.080 --> 07:41:44.680
and ron you guys are down to combine 300 thousand dollars

07:41:44.680 --> 07:41:48.920
we have a hundred forty eight dollars with no we can't put this

07:41:48.920 --> 07:41:50.920
We can't play any game the minimums

07:41:50.920 --> 07:41:52.360
The minimums like game tag

07:41:52.360 --> 07:41:53.880
Normally where we get off the game

07:41:53.880 --> 07:41:55.880
Where we sell a gixi? I know

07:41:55.880 --> 07:41:56.840
We sell him?

07:41:56.840 --> 07:41:57.320
No, no, no

07:41:57.320 --> 07:41:57.820
Hey, bro

07:41:57.820 --> 07:42:00.120
If we had a gun we could shoot him

07:42:00.120 --> 07:42:01.080
And it would give us money

07:42:01.080 --> 07:42:01.880
Oh great

07:42:01.880 --> 07:42:03.720
And then why don't you guys fuck me in the ass?

07:42:03.720 --> 07:42:04.360
No, you're right

07:42:04.360 --> 07:42:05.320
Alright, let me have a shot

07:42:05.320 --> 07:42:06.120
Let me have a shot

07:42:06.120 --> 07:42:06.680
Let me have a shot

07:42:06.680 --> 07:42:07.560
Let me have a shot

07:42:07.560 --> 07:42:08.440
Let me have a one with him

07:42:08.440 --> 07:42:09.400
Yeah, you wanted it

07:42:09.400 --> 07:42:10.440
Wish is my command

07:42:10.440 --> 07:42:11.320
I got you, bro

07:42:11.320 --> 07:42:12.040
Okay

07:42:12.040 --> 07:42:13.000
Your wish is my...

07:42:13.000 --> 07:42:13.880
No, no, no, no, man

07:42:13.880 --> 07:42:14.360
Okay

07:42:14.360 --> 07:42:15.240
You're on shade

07:42:15.240 --> 07:42:16.200
Show them off, bro

07:42:16.200 --> 07:42:17.160
Okay, he takes some

07:42:17.160 --> 07:42:17.640
Take some of that

07:42:17.640 --> 07:42:20.260
We can table a floor one come before one

07:42:21.440 --> 07:42:23.440
My legs

07:42:29.440 --> 07:42:31.440
Throw me on the table

07:42:37.920 --> 07:42:41.100
And again summer hey guys, can I have a word with you guys really quick?

07:42:41.100 --> 07:42:46.100
Yeah. May I have a word with you guys? Just give me 20 seconds here.

07:42:46.100 --> 07:42:48.100
Guys, are we gonna die?

07:42:48.100 --> 07:42:49.100
Yeah.

07:42:49.100 --> 07:42:51.100
No, I just wanna have a word with you guys real quick.

07:42:51.100 --> 07:42:53.100
So, what's the money?

07:42:53.100 --> 07:42:56.100
I say I'm gonna go to the bathroom, I'll be back in 39 seconds.

07:42:56.100 --> 07:43:00.100
I come back, my legs are chopped off, I can't play any of the table games,

07:43:00.100 --> 07:43:04.100
and the dentist brings me upstairs and starts literally banging me in the...

07:43:04.100 --> 07:43:06.100
Thank you, bro. Thank you.

07:43:06.100 --> 07:43:08.100
Actually, thank you, bro. It's not here.

07:43:08.100 --> 07:43:10.100
Yeah, this is

07:43:14.420 --> 07:43:16.420
Yeah, fuck I'm broke

07:43:17.220 --> 07:43:19.220
Hey, God

07:43:20.620 --> 07:43:22.620
Man that guy just a planes

07:43:31.100 --> 07:43:33.100
Yo, yo guys

07:43:33.100 --> 07:43:37.100
No dude, we have to ruin the game, Kingston. We lost the video.

07:43:37.100 --> 07:43:41.100
Um, yeah, maybe if you're an infant, you would have deduced that.

07:43:41.100 --> 07:43:45.100
Yo, Ron, the one time where I couldn't play, we lost.

07:43:45.100 --> 07:43:48.100
Hey, poker.

07:43:48.100 --> 07:43:50.100
I barely even know her.

07:43:50.100 --> 07:43:52.100
Get off the game, bro. That was actually a game.

07:43:52.100 --> 07:43:54.100
Are we prepared to go to Liars Bar now?

07:43:54.100 --> 07:43:56.100
Should we do one Liars Bar maybe? Maybe two?

07:43:56.100 --> 07:43:59.100
Yes. Yes. Yo, guys.

07:43:59.100 --> 07:44:02.060
Um, why is Liarsmore 17 gigabytes?

07:44:03.060 --> 07:44:06.460
Wait one more question Ron one more question. Go ahead matter

07:44:06.860 --> 07:44:08.860
So

07:44:09.540 --> 07:44:11.540
So when we have

07:44:11.660 --> 07:44:13.380
$360,000 in Joe screaming

07:44:13.380 --> 07:44:15.380
Cato! Cato! Cato!

07:44:15.380 --> 07:44:19.300
Wait, so did you not hear the part? Why did you say it one way? Wait wait wait wait?

07:44:19.300 --> 07:44:28.100
So did you not see the part where Dante's literally went on my blackjack table when I got a 14 and then he fucking doubled my six?

07:44:29.100 --> 07:44:31.900
Hey, wait, I never did that this time!

07:44:31.900 --> 07:44:33.400
You are making shit up!

07:44:33.400 --> 07:44:35.500
I'll make double Jinx's table!

07:44:36.000 --> 07:44:37.700
Also, Dantez, I have-

07:44:37.700 --> 07:44:39.800
I wanna go through a little bit of a thought bubble with you.

07:44:39.800 --> 07:44:40.600
May I?

07:44:40.600 --> 07:44:41.200
Yeah, sure.

07:44:41.700 --> 07:44:44.600
So Dantez, I can't see the floor by night so try it out.

07:44:44.600 --> 07:44:46.200
I can't even see what's on the table.

07:44:46.200 --> 07:44:48.600
Joe told me we had a 20,

07:44:48.600 --> 07:44:51.900
and you clicked double because you said, and I quote,

07:44:51.900 --> 07:44:54.800
I thought double meant you could just double the bet.

07:44:54.800 --> 07:44:57.100
Yo Dantez, if that was possible,

07:44:57.100 --> 07:44:58.800
anytime someone would get 21,

07:44:58.800 --> 07:45:00.800
They would just double the bet and rinse the casino.

07:45:00.800 --> 07:45:02.300
No! No! Are you an infant?

07:45:02.300 --> 07:45:03.600
No, Jinxy, bro!

07:45:03.600 --> 07:45:07.600
Because I thought you could only do double on your first round.

07:45:07.600 --> 07:45:11.600
So you double the bet on your first round.

07:45:11.600 --> 07:45:14.000
Does that make sense?

07:45:14.000 --> 07:45:15.600
No. No, that makes no sense.

07:45:15.600 --> 07:45:16.600
Yes, because let's see-

07:45:16.600 --> 07:45:18.000
No, that was last bar.

07:45:18.000 --> 07:45:21.200
Dude, it's like once you get a 10, then you double it,

07:45:21.200 --> 07:45:25.800
and then you get doubled the profit on a 10.

07:45:25.800 --> 07:45:26.800
Yo, no, bro.

07:45:26.800 --> 07:45:28.600
You emptied the fuck out of the game, bro.

07:45:28.600 --> 07:45:29.660
That's what happened.

07:45:29.660 --> 07:45:31.500
Dantez, we had this money.

07:45:31.500 --> 07:45:33.620
All you had to do was click stand.

07:45:33.620 --> 07:45:37.260
Oh, better yet, when Joe was screaming cash out,

07:45:37.260 --> 07:45:40.260
Ron goes, wait, one more, one more, 75,000.

07:45:40.260 --> 07:45:41.100
That's not even true.

07:45:41.100 --> 07:45:41.940
That is not even true.

07:45:41.940 --> 07:45:42.780
Okay, go to the bottom.

07:45:42.780 --> 07:45:44.540
You didn't get a chance to see him have enough money.

07:45:44.540 --> 07:45:48.500
He did 330K after we played Crash twice.

07:45:48.500 --> 07:45:49.700
But here's the thing, right?

07:45:49.700 --> 07:45:53.260
When I won in Crash, when I won mine,

07:45:53.260 --> 07:45:56.100
I saw Dantez do another one, saw I was like,

07:45:56.100 --> 07:45:58.300
okay, I'm gonna do one more too,

07:45:58.300 --> 07:46:01.060
and then I lost at 1.01 and then I was like,

07:46:01.060 --> 07:46:03.740
okay, surely that can't happen two times in a row.

07:46:03.740 --> 07:46:07.660
So I did it again and I lost at 1.01

07:46:07.660 --> 07:46:11.260
and then obviously I'm gonna do it three times,

07:46:11.260 --> 07:46:14.940
like surely, and then I lost at 1.01.

07:46:14.940 --> 07:46:17.420
Okay, can I just say though, it's kinda crazy

07:46:17.420 --> 07:46:20.420
that Jinxie is taking absolutely no accountability

07:46:20.420 --> 07:46:23.140
when Jinxie's the one that went to the bathroom

07:46:23.140 --> 07:46:24.980
and it's because of him going to the bathroom

07:46:24.980 --> 07:46:26.620
that he got his legs chopped off?

07:46:26.620 --> 07:46:29.700
Like, Jynxie, I don't know how you're taking zero accountability for this.

07:46:30.320 --> 07:46:35.500
So, because I go to the bathroom, it's now justified to chop my legs off, and then,

07:46:36.100 --> 07:46:39.780
and I repeat, hump me in the ass on the casino top floor.

07:46:39.780 --> 07:46:41.040
Okay, you asked for that.

07:46:41.040 --> 07:46:42.900
Okay, but hold on, no, hold on.

07:46:42.900 --> 07:46:45.400
Jynxie, hot crack in the surf side.

07:46:45.400 --> 07:46:48.900
Yeah, but Jynxie, you didn't have an ass, bro, you only had a mouth.

07:46:48.900 --> 07:46:50.560
We could not use your other holes.

07:46:50.960 --> 07:46:53.700
Yo, why does this matter anyways?

07:46:53.700 --> 07:46:55.020
You psychopath.

07:46:55.020 --> 07:46:58.980
I said, hey, don't test, bring me to the Blackjack table,

07:46:58.980 --> 07:47:00.620
because my legs were chopped off.

07:47:00.620 --> 07:47:04.060
And then you proceeded to literally bang me, repetitively.

07:47:04.060 --> 07:47:06.460
You did say, fuck me, you might as well fuck me,

07:47:06.460 --> 07:47:07.380
so obviously I'll be fine.

07:47:07.380 --> 07:47:09.620
Joe, you're getting a beer for this game?

07:47:09.620 --> 07:47:11.460
I drank one when we started.

07:47:11.460 --> 07:47:12.740
I'm drinking another right now.

07:47:12.740 --> 07:47:14.100
All right, don't gotta tell me, Jaxie.

07:47:14.100 --> 07:47:17.300
Yo, Jaxie, let's do police shots back to back right now,

07:47:17.300 --> 07:47:18.100
buddy.

07:47:18.100 --> 07:47:19.700
Shots?

07:47:19.700 --> 07:47:22.580
I'll do beer and not all about shots.

07:47:22.580 --> 07:47:23.660
Chat.

07:47:23.660 --> 07:47:24.380
Bro.

07:47:24.380 --> 07:47:30.240
Wait, wait guys fun drinking game idea for every bite Ron takes out of his lettuce head you guys take a shot

07:47:31.340 --> 07:47:36.040
Good luck if Ron finished that lettuce head right now. I would take like seven shots in a row

07:47:37.680 --> 07:47:39.680
You're not eating that whole lettuce head

07:47:49.400 --> 07:47:52.580
Bro you're eating you're probably eating your fucking pretzels

07:47:52.580 --> 07:47:58.180
No, that's it. I think that's Jinxie. Only Jinxie eats the fucking pretzels

07:47:59.180 --> 07:48:07.080
No, Ron is a pretzel fiend. Yo, the fucking sign the sign making that buzz noise in this game is the most annoying thing in the world

07:48:07.080 --> 07:48:09.080
I'm like actually full muting the game audio

07:48:10.720 --> 07:48:13.460
They're protein pretzels. No, they're not protein pretzels

07:48:13.460 --> 07:48:16.720
There's three grams of protein in a whole fucking tub and then he says he's getting

07:48:16.720 --> 07:48:23.400
You know what's crazy Ron is they actually make protein pretzels like you should just buy

07:48:24.640 --> 07:48:26.640
Do you eat them? No

07:48:27.920 --> 07:48:31.280
My protein pretzels is like what are you eating right now?

07:48:32.040 --> 07:48:34.040
I'm eating

07:48:38.200 --> 07:48:40.040
Wait, how do you spell that?

07:48:40.040 --> 07:48:45.840
What were you just eating? Oh my god when you eat the lettuce you can't see it because it's green sound on

07:48:46.720 --> 07:48:50.160
No, when you're eating the lettuce, it just looks like you're eating nothing.

07:48:50.160 --> 07:48:55.840
This looks like that one episode where Plankton's eating like that shit with Karen.

07:48:55.840 --> 07:48:59.720
All right, guys, I made a game.

07:48:59.720 --> 07:49:01.280
It's on my friend's only list.

07:49:01.280 --> 07:49:04.000
Wait, how do we join it?

07:49:04.000 --> 07:49:05.640
Enter the bar?

07:49:05.640 --> 07:49:08.160
Enter the bar lobby?

07:49:08.160 --> 07:49:11.280
Wait, I invited you, Dontess.

07:49:11.280 --> 07:49:12.280
And where's Joe?

07:49:12.280 --> 07:49:13.280
I invited you, Ron.

07:49:13.280 --> 07:49:14.480
Joe, I don't have to get out on Steam.

07:49:14.480 --> 07:49:16.200
Can you add me back with the thing?

07:49:16.200 --> 07:49:18.740
I have you on steam I invited you to the game now

07:49:18.740 --> 07:49:19.820
Jack can y'all see me? Yeah you're next.

07:49:19.820 --> 07:49:20.700
Me how?

07:49:20.700 --> 07:49:22.500
Joe what's your steam?

07:49:22.500 --> 07:49:24.820
Just Joe Bar, I might be appearing offline, let me appear.

07:49:24.820 --> 07:49:28.540
This is actually a classic game.

07:49:28.540 --> 07:49:29.820
Who remembers this game, jump on me.

07:49:29.820 --> 07:49:32.020
Dude yeah this fucking AI slop.

07:49:32.020 --> 07:49:33.820
What's your...

07:49:33.820 --> 07:49:36.660
Wait I've never even played it before, how does it work?

07:49:36.660 --> 07:49:39.500
So basically have you ever played the game called Bullshit?

07:49:39.500 --> 07:49:40.900
Uh...

07:49:40.900 --> 07:49:42.020
No?

07:49:42.020 --> 07:49:45.420
Yeah okay have you ever played with cards in your life?

07:49:45.420 --> 07:49:48.720
I mean, when I was younger, a few games, yeah.

07:49:49.420 --> 07:49:54.920
Okay, so basically you're gonna have cards, and we're gonna say a number, or something, ace, king, whatever.

07:49:54.920 --> 07:49:56.920
You gotta basically lie about it.

07:49:56.920 --> 07:50:00.920
The whole thing is, it's a liar's bar, so we're at a bar, lying.

07:50:01.920 --> 07:50:03.220
Great explanation.

07:50:03.220 --> 07:50:07.220
Okay, so wait, why would I not just, like, know you're lying, if a liar's bar?

07:50:07.220 --> 07:50:09.920
Well, because he could be telling the truth.

07:50:09.920 --> 07:50:13.520
And you're gonna have a gun, and basically, what's gonna ha-

07:50:13.520 --> 07:50:19.840
You look fine. What's gonna happen is you're gonna basically say bullshit. How are you guys changing your character?

07:50:19.840 --> 07:50:21.700
Are you click the character?

07:50:21.700 --> 07:50:26.080
Yo, so we should all use a different character. Why is the fox wearing lingerie?

07:50:26.440 --> 07:50:28.600
Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I want to wear the piggy. I like the piggy

07:50:28.600 --> 07:50:31.520
I'm wearing her because I'm kind of in my slay era

07:50:33.520 --> 07:50:40.240
With James you were the pink shirt that you got today. Yo, hey Dante's no dude, but you're in your slay era

07:50:40.240 --> 07:50:42.240
It's like more accurate

07:50:42.240 --> 07:50:47.440
Okay, so horse walks into a box. All right, so I'm using cupcake. All right, let's go guys

07:50:47.440 --> 07:50:52.440
You ready to play we can can before we start. Can I just ask my liars deck liar? Okay?

07:50:52.440 --> 07:50:55.600
Okay, nice liar slots. Yeah, they have a game

07:50:55.600 --> 07:51:00.920
So I think we should start off with your original and feel it out and then play the other ones after okay

07:51:00.960 --> 07:51:05.760
Can anyone explain to me why Ron has like a log in front of his meat? Oh

07:51:06.880 --> 07:51:08.880
What we have a start on it's a dick

07:51:08.880 --> 07:51:10.880
I

07:51:11.080 --> 07:51:14.640
Fucking wait, how do you start it just says you just got the ready button everyone?

07:51:15.480 --> 07:51:17.480
Don't just us ready up. I am ready

07:51:19.920 --> 07:51:21.600
Guys ready up

07:51:21.600 --> 07:51:25.000
I'm ready to know now you have to start up. There we go

07:51:25.640 --> 07:51:26.800
Okay

07:51:26.800 --> 07:51:30.920
All right, I can't wait to hear the the voice lines. It's time to be good at lying

07:51:31.640 --> 07:51:33.920
Let's see who's actually good at lying. Oh my god

07:51:33.920 --> 07:51:39.160
Guys no cheating guys no cheating wait. Yeah, definitely put your chat and emote only for this

07:51:39.160 --> 07:51:43.360
I'm not gonna lie. Okay, how do we do that is it slash emote?

07:51:44.760 --> 07:51:46.760
Yeah, yeah, put it in even only

07:51:48.680 --> 07:51:50.680
All right lock in okay

07:51:52.280 --> 07:51:56.000
Dude, I'm telling you right now. I never lose these games. What so wait they changed?

07:51:56.000 --> 07:52:02.260
Yeah, what is this? What is this shit? Am I? Yeah, they changed everything. Yeah, they added. Yeah, how do I look at my cards? Oh

07:52:02.260 --> 07:52:07.980
Oh, so what is the thing that what's the wild card again Joker?

07:52:09.020 --> 07:52:11.020
What do I do with it? What do I do with it?

07:52:11.500 --> 07:52:15.860
So you got to put down your cards. How do you look you click space?

07:52:16.540 --> 07:52:21.480
So basically you got to basically put down all your aces and you got a lot

07:52:21.480 --> 07:52:24.380
No, it comes to you and you claim a certain amount of cards

07:52:24.380 --> 07:52:30.220
It is our rotation so basically I can raise and he could call bullshit cuz Ron's to your right

07:52:30.220 --> 07:52:37.960
Everybody understand if you're wrong you play Russian roulette so you bet so Donnie you put down an ace

07:52:38.180 --> 07:52:40.180
Yeah

07:52:42.220 --> 07:52:48.320
Okay, why aren't you making eye contact with him don't that I'll put one ace well because if I make eye contact

07:52:48.320 --> 07:52:50.820
I'm gonna start getting a fucking stiffie. Do you call bullshit?

07:52:50.820 --> 07:52:55.100
I don't know they changed their commands, but I mean I don't recommend calling bullshit cuz I put down one ace

07:52:55.100 --> 07:52:57.100
I don't know how to even put down it

07:52:57.100 --> 07:53:03.900
All right, I claim. Oh, okay. That was kind of just guys to call it higher. It's X

07:53:05.100 --> 07:53:11.940
How do you know this it's top right top right? It says it on your bed. I'm not seeing I put down when you're in

07:53:11.940 --> 07:53:15.580
I think it's when you're ready. I'm gonna go. Can you hear my character? Listen ready?

07:53:16.580 --> 07:53:19.220
You know, I'm gonna put down one eight

07:53:19.220 --> 07:53:31.140
I don't have an ace, bro, oh you guys are idiots. I've literally manipulated it and

07:53:31.140 --> 07:53:37.420
gas. Oh, no. What the fuck happened to me? No, you have a, you have a, you have a, and

07:53:37.420 --> 07:53:42.580
you're, what the fuck?

07:53:42.580 --> 07:53:43.780
We're listening to chat.

07:53:43.780 --> 07:53:45.460
You can talk.

07:53:45.460 --> 07:53:47.580
If you sell an AI, you're good.

07:53:47.580 --> 07:53:49.580
Dude, the voice lines are AI for sure.

07:53:49.580 --> 07:53:51.380
On God?

07:53:51.380 --> 07:53:52.460
Oh, it has to be.

07:53:52.460 --> 07:53:54.460
I mean, that sounded so bad.

07:53:54.460 --> 07:53:55.660
Wait, what is the middle finger?

07:53:55.660 --> 07:53:56.300
How do I do the?

07:53:56.300 --> 07:53:58.020
Everybody lock in.

07:53:58.020 --> 07:54:01.260
OK, so wait, do we need to put down ASUS now?

07:54:01.260 --> 07:54:02.380
You're supposed to lie about it.

07:54:02.380 --> 07:54:03.140
It's an ASUS table.

07:54:03.140 --> 07:54:06.180
No, he couldn't have died there because it's right now he

07:54:06.180 --> 07:54:07.340
has one bullet in the chamber.

07:54:07.340 --> 07:54:08.620
We all have zero.

07:54:08.620 --> 07:54:09.180
Or am I stupid?

07:54:09.180 --> 07:54:10.460
No, no, no, no, no.

07:54:10.460 --> 07:54:11.460
It's just a one in six chance.

07:54:11.460 --> 07:54:12.780
It's a one and six chance, Joe.

07:54:12.780 --> 07:54:15.580
No, but doesn't it get higher every time you shoot?

07:54:15.580 --> 07:54:17.940
Yeah, yeah, but that means you're going down the barrel.

07:54:17.940 --> 07:54:19.220
So let's say it's five out of six.

07:54:19.220 --> 07:54:22.580
That means the next one has the bullets.

07:54:22.580 --> 07:54:25.700
But Joe, you also could just get shot in the head first try.

07:54:25.700 --> 07:54:26.540
You know what?

07:54:26.540 --> 07:54:27.380
You know what?

07:54:27.380 --> 07:54:28.420
Let's just all put down one ace.

07:54:28.420 --> 07:54:29.300
Why not?

07:54:29.300 --> 07:54:30.420
I put it down two.

07:54:33.660 --> 07:54:35.820
Dude, there's a monkey behind you down to that.

07:54:35.820 --> 07:54:36.660
What?

07:54:36.660 --> 07:54:37.500
Oh, he is.

07:54:37.500 --> 07:54:38.340
He's on a ban, Joe.

07:54:38.340 --> 07:54:40.940
I can't see, I can't see.

07:54:40.940 --> 07:54:42.940
right

07:54:42.940 --> 07:54:44.940
we're trying to distract you know what

07:54:44.940 --> 07:54:46.940
jinn wait do you guys see the bear behind

07:54:46.940 --> 07:54:48.940
jinxie that's choking his shit

07:54:48.940 --> 07:54:50.940
he is stroking to you

07:54:50.940 --> 07:54:52.940
i can't essentially watching you right now

07:54:52.940 --> 07:54:54.940
there is a bear behind me right now with his hand

07:54:54.940 --> 07:54:56.940
on his penis

07:54:56.940 --> 07:54:58.940
he has his hand on his inner thigh

07:54:58.940 --> 07:55:00.940
he's standing out he's walking towards you

07:55:00.940 --> 07:55:02.940
he heard us he heard us

07:55:02.940 --> 07:55:04.940
bro he does not have two aces

07:55:04.940 --> 07:55:06.940
he does not have two aces

07:55:06.940 --> 07:55:08.940
see i don't think he has two aces

07:55:08.940 --> 07:55:15.100
No chance in the house. He's gonna play ballsy. He's gonna. Oh. Oh my god. He had two aces. You're not

07:55:19.300 --> 07:55:26.120
It's your choice to listen to us. They're not taking any risk by doing that. They're just basically making you're good

07:55:26.940 --> 07:55:33.940
Don't listen to them white dude. That's your chin emo. Oh, it's Queens table now Queens table easy classic very nice

07:55:33.940 --> 07:55:39.400
So don't go ahead don't just put down some Queens. How many Queens you got I got one to the left of me

07:55:39.920 --> 07:55:41.920
So here's the thing don't that's you can put down

07:55:44.960 --> 07:55:48.660
Okay, because you can put down as many as you want like you can put down all of your cards

07:55:48.660 --> 07:55:50.660
I'm pretty sure if you really want to

07:55:51.040 --> 07:55:53.880
Dude, I didn't know you're you're being a little too fucking

07:55:55.480 --> 07:56:00.160
I'll show you look at this. I put down a bullshit card. I won't call it on you. I won't hold on you

07:56:00.160 --> 07:56:02.160
I'll get the old deal deal

07:56:02.960 --> 07:56:10.480
Okay, so here Joe, I'm gonna put down chop it down one two three or four Queens you think what do you think put four

07:56:11.320 --> 07:56:12.620
four

07:56:12.620 --> 07:56:14.620
clock it

07:56:16.160 --> 07:56:19.020
Okay, I'm gonna be smart here. I'm gonna put down one

07:56:22.560 --> 07:56:25.680
Joe oh Joe you're a safe little guy aren't you?

07:56:25.680 --> 07:56:27.400
Jinxie called Bush it on Joe.

07:56:27.400 --> 07:56:28.600
I am a safe little guy.

07:56:28.600 --> 07:56:30.600
Yo, hey, hey, Doddess, no.

07:56:30.600 --> 07:56:32.000
Now, Joe's a manipulator, bro.

07:56:32.000 --> 07:56:34.600
He's not talking enough.

07:56:34.600 --> 07:56:35.400
I don't like this, bro.

07:56:35.400 --> 07:56:37.000
What am I supposed to say right now?

07:56:37.000 --> 07:56:38.600
I'm just talking about what I'm going to do.

07:56:38.600 --> 07:56:39.880
You're trying to go under the radar.

07:56:39.880 --> 07:56:42.400
Yo, Doddess, he does not have it.

07:56:42.400 --> 07:56:44.480
I am not taking the fuck from you again.

07:56:44.480 --> 07:56:46.720
Doddess, wait, listen, listen, listen, listen.

07:56:46.720 --> 07:56:48.040
Before you call, wait, I'm going to talk.

07:56:48.040 --> 07:56:50.360
Jinxie has a bunch of kings in his fucking hand right now.

07:56:50.360 --> 07:56:52.320
Doddess, Doddess, let me explain to you exactly what's

07:56:52.320 --> 07:56:52.720
happening.

07:56:52.720 --> 07:56:54.200
I'm going to talk, by the way, so don't worry.

07:56:54.200 --> 07:56:57.960
Bro, Jinxie knows you're not gonna call it now because you have two out of six bullets.

07:56:57.960 --> 07:56:59.640
I promise you he didn't put it down.

07:56:59.640 --> 07:57:01.800
Just call it this one last time.

07:57:01.800 --> 07:57:04.800
I promise you he does not have it.

07:57:04.800 --> 07:57:06.800
He could have a bigger one.

07:57:08.800 --> 07:57:10.800
Goddamnit!

07:57:10.800 --> 07:57:12.800
Are you fucking kidding?

07:57:12.800 --> 07:57:16.800
Bro, if I die, if I die, if I fucking...

07:57:19.800 --> 07:57:21.800
Okay, run, I'm not gonna listen to you again, bro.

07:57:21.800 --> 07:57:22.800
Fuck off.

07:57:22.800 --> 07:57:26.560
this game bro this game is so good my bad bro my bad you know what now he's

07:57:26.560 --> 07:57:34.000
really not gonna put anything down okay all right it's okay what is like a

07:57:34.000 --> 07:57:37.600
regular deck of cards to where there's like if it's an aces tables there are

07:57:37.600 --> 07:57:41.420
actually only four aces no I think that's unlimited I'm not gonna I think you

07:57:41.420 --> 07:57:45.200
can literally get five of something yeah I think you can get unlimited which is

07:57:45.200 --> 07:57:47.200
It just becomes un-logic.

07:57:47.200 --> 07:57:47.700
You!

07:57:47.700 --> 07:57:48.700
Yo, wait!

07:57:48.700 --> 07:57:50.700
Joe, call him out!

07:57:50.700 --> 07:57:52.700
Run, Jesse!

07:57:54.700 --> 07:57:57.700
I don't know if you just played that so bad that I had it.

07:57:57.700 --> 07:57:58.700
Goodbye!

07:57:58.700 --> 07:58:00.700
Don't kill me, please, don't kill me, please, don't kill me, please, don't kill me.

07:58:02.700 --> 07:58:03.200
Yes!

07:58:03.200 --> 07:58:04.700
Oh my god.

07:58:04.700 --> 07:58:08.700
This is like a very lobotomy version of the game, how we're playing.

07:58:08.700 --> 07:58:11.700
Normally, people get voted out when they release their deck,

07:58:11.700 --> 07:58:14.200
but we're just matching the lie button.

07:58:14.200 --> 07:58:19.040
So basically, like, don't vote lie on the first one,

07:58:19.040 --> 07:58:19.920
because the pride that happened.

07:58:19.920 --> 07:58:21.380
What deck is this?

07:58:21.380 --> 07:58:21.880
Aces.

07:58:21.880 --> 07:58:22.600
It says it's not left.

07:58:22.600 --> 07:58:24.280
Wait, so there's only how many Aces?

07:58:24.280 --> 07:58:26.320
How many Aces?

07:58:26.320 --> 07:58:30.360
Joe asks what deck it is, and then proceeds to just silently.

07:58:30.360 --> 07:58:31.040
No, don't call it.

07:58:31.040 --> 07:58:31.400
Don't call it.

07:58:31.400 --> 07:58:32.040
I don't feel that one.

07:58:32.040 --> 07:58:33.240
I don't want to call it one.

07:58:33.240 --> 07:58:34.040
I didn't call it one.

07:58:34.040 --> 07:58:34.480
It's just bad.

07:58:34.480 --> 07:58:35.080
I don't feel that one.

07:58:35.080 --> 07:58:35.800
Yeah, I don't feel that one.

07:58:35.800 --> 07:58:38.280
You're not going to call it on one?

07:58:38.280 --> 07:58:39.760
I really don't think about this one.

07:58:39.760 --> 07:58:40.760
Calling on one is bad.

07:58:40.760 --> 07:58:41.760
Tabular, dude.

07:58:41.760 --> 07:58:43.280
Play your hand.

07:58:43.280 --> 07:58:44.500
Yeah, he don't have an ace, bro.

07:58:44.500 --> 07:58:45.360
Dante, you got to call it.

07:58:45.360 --> 07:58:46.560
Dante, Dante, you got to call that.

07:58:46.560 --> 07:58:47.360
You got to call that.

07:58:47.360 --> 07:58:47.860
No!

07:58:47.860 --> 07:58:50.720
I'm not listening to you guys again!

07:58:50.720 --> 07:58:51.960
Fuck off!

07:58:51.960 --> 07:58:53.960
Three aces?

07:58:53.960 --> 07:58:54.960
Three?

07:58:54.960 --> 07:58:56.280
You know what, Dante?

07:58:56.280 --> 07:58:57.280
I got you, bro.

07:58:57.280 --> 07:58:58.160
Three aces.

07:58:58.160 --> 07:58:58.840
No, come!

07:58:58.840 --> 07:58:59.520
Joe, come!

07:58:59.520 --> 07:58:59.960
Come.

07:58:59.960 --> 07:59:00.680
Oh, no.

07:59:00.680 --> 07:59:01.680
Oh, no, Joe.

07:59:01.680 --> 07:59:02.520
Oh, no.

07:59:02.520 --> 07:59:03.760
Oh, no.

07:59:03.760 --> 07:59:05.280
Oh, no.

07:59:05.280 --> 07:59:06.600
Oh, no.

07:59:06.600 --> 07:59:07.960
Oh, no.

07:59:07.960 --> 07:59:09.560
Nah, I got a low chance of dying here.

07:59:09.560 --> 07:59:11.320
I think I'm fine.

07:59:11.320 --> 07:59:20.320
Oh my god, I missed this game.

07:59:20.320 --> 07:59:22.320
Oh my god.

07:59:22.320 --> 07:59:25.320
Okay, and then there's three.

07:59:25.320 --> 07:59:27.320
Alright, how's it go?

07:59:27.320 --> 07:59:29.320
Nice job man.

07:59:29.320 --> 07:59:31.320
Dante, just come on, put something down bro.

07:59:31.320 --> 07:59:32.320
I won't call it, I promise.

07:59:32.320 --> 07:59:33.320
You're good, you're good.

07:59:33.320 --> 07:59:34.320
Wait, I-

07:59:34.320 --> 07:59:36.320
Dante, just loosen up bro.

07:59:36.320 --> 07:59:37.320
I'll make a deal.

07:59:37.320 --> 07:59:39.320
If I can tell you a joke right now and you laugh,

07:59:39.320 --> 07:59:44.740
I'll call me out on this card. Okay. Tell me a joke. We call stable Ronaldo when he's unstable

07:59:45.800 --> 07:59:51.380
Okay, what do you call stable not only unstable? Okay, so basically, okay, so you have stable and auto and now he changed his name

07:59:51.380 --> 07:59:54.480
Is he changing his name? No, no, he's not stable Ronaldo. Oh

07:59:56.460 --> 08:00:03.520
My god, I get it all that shit. You got it. You think I call that you think I call that one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no

08:00:03.520 --> 08:00:06.680
No, I'm sure okay, it's not good. Okay, I think he's okay

08:00:06.680 --> 08:00:09.600
No, it was a good fucking joke.

08:00:09.600 --> 08:00:11.920
Jinxie, if I can make you laugh, you won't call it?

08:00:11.920 --> 08:00:12.480
Yes, deal.

08:00:12.480 --> 08:00:17.040
OK, where does Dark Vader go to the mall to get shoes?

08:00:17.040 --> 08:00:18.720
Oh my god.

08:00:18.720 --> 08:00:20.240
Yo, just move the shit down.

08:00:20.240 --> 08:00:22.400
Mall, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:00:22.400 --> 08:00:22.880
It's good.

08:00:22.880 --> 08:00:23.360
OK, I love this.

08:00:23.360 --> 08:00:23.860
Yes.

08:00:23.860 --> 08:00:24.720
Here we go.

08:00:24.720 --> 08:00:25.920
Are you going to call it or no?

08:00:25.920 --> 08:00:27.200
No.

08:00:27.200 --> 08:00:29.200
Don says, you've got to call it.

08:00:29.200 --> 08:00:29.700
Run?

08:00:29.700 --> 08:00:30.840
I'm never calling it a gun.

08:00:30.840 --> 08:00:32.840
I'm never calling it a gun.

08:00:32.840 --> 08:00:34.920
You should have a URL comedy club

08:00:34.920 --> 08:00:38.000
where you get your viewers to like pull up and try and make you laugh.

08:00:38.000 --> 08:00:39.000
Oh my.

08:00:39.000 --> 08:00:40.000
Oh no.

08:00:40.000 --> 08:00:41.000
Oh no.

08:00:41.000 --> 08:00:42.000
No, no, no.

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I'm good.

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I'm good.

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I'm good though.

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Guys, I have RNG on my side.

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I'm good.

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Plot armor?

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No, you're fucking dead now.

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Oh my god.

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Alright, Jinxy.

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Where did that legit 1v1 with 6 lives?

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That's fine.

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You know how this game works, bro.

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As soon as knowing my luck, if I mess up once, it's gonna be it.

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Alright, let's see.

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Is it King's table?

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Let's talk about this, bro.

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Let's talk.

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one king one you're gonna do you're gonna do one king I have one king okay

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bet one king okay jixi has no more kings okay jixi one king liar oh no oh no I

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I fucked up. Oh, no, please come on. You die first. You die first. There's no chance, bro

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There's no way. There's no way. There's no way

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Oh

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Okay, okay. All right, I gotta get my manipulation on hold on. Wait, are you coming back alive?

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All right, you know, I gotta I gotta get manipulated. Okay, baby back one king one king

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Three kings

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So here's what I think you did.

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I have a huge feeling you have two kings and you're just going to put them down so no matter

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what I'm fucked.

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So basically what I'm going to do here is I'm going to fucking call it.

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But you have a corporate-

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Fuck!

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I had no kings!

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Oh my god!

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Why do you play three?

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I feel like it's so aggressive you would never-

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Oh my god!

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Yup!

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Is that Bojack Horseman?

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What oh my god, what those you don't even oh Jack horseman. He doesn't even care

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No, it's good. I'm playing good. I'm playing good. Oh, there's not Bojack horseman here Joe. He's in the bar

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Have you watched please? Let me watch that show Joe. I've watched Bojack horseman. That's just a horse

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No, it literally is the exact type of horse of Bojack horsemen. It's just a brown horse. I'm a little nervous here, bro

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I don't really know how to play this hand

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Two kings off rep, risky play.

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Ooh, sends it right back to him.

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He's not gonna call it though, he's scared to call it.

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Someone's spamming a button right now, I think Jinxi has.

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He's scared to call it, he's scared to call it.

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Jinxi calls it though, trust me.

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No, he's not gonna call it, he knows better.

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I'm his daddy, you're not gonna call it.

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You know what, I was not about calling it, but I know that.

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Oh yes!

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Those are the real ones.

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I was not about to call it.

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Oh no.

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For you!

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Oh no! For you!

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Please don't die. Please don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die!

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Please, please, please, please, please, please!

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No!

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No, no, no, no!

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Alright, alright.

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No, no, no!

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Okay, let's go.

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What beer are you drinking, Jainxie?

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Peroni, Peroni.

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Yo, Joe, how ballsy should I be?

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You should be real ballsy here.

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He's drinking a Peroni.

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That means that whatever he plays next is a lie.

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Yeah.

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I'm going to match him every time.

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I'm not seeing my life.

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Oh my god, he just played two fucking queens, dude.

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I guarantee it.

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I'm going to match him every fucking time.

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Call back.

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Call back.

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No, Joe.

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Joe, oh no.

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Do I call it, Joe?

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Or do I put down three games?

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Liar.

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xD

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You pL-

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He just played his fake cards first!

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Oh my god! Good bye Trump GO!

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I'm alive!

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WHAT?!

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Okay-

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What?

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RMG is on my side today.

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Hey, what?!

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Wait, what?!

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Wait.

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Hold your spawn point.

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Okay, let's go!

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Wait, he has spot armor.

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Now I see what type of bullshit we're doing.

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I got you, Tom.

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Bro, we got to play the dice one

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That one is not

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To the problem is I have no king. So I'm just gonna call it. Oh

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My god, all right. Yo, well played run well played. Oh, no, I have no kings, but I have one

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I mean, bro, I know the work chance of dying. Yeah, one and five

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Okay

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You wait run left three or two three or two you three

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So you have a 50% chance of dying.

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Kingsy, they shipped a new update where you can start flashing him to distract him.

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Wait Ron, did you just say I have a 33% chance of dying, Ron?

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You have a 50% chance of dying.

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You either deliver or you die.

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You have a 50% chance of dying.

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There's three shots left and it's a 1 and 3.

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Oh, sorry.

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I'm thinking there's three bullets in the chamber and you're spinning it.

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Wait Ron, what did you just put down?

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One?

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How is he alive?

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I don't know, Brad.

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Let's just keep playing.

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It's just you buy it one you but I want a oh no for you, bro. You're dying. You're actually done

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Shaza me home. Yeah, son. It's over. Say goodbye. There's no way if you don't die. This is plot or my own god

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Thank you. Thank you. Let's go

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Oh my god, are you guys gonna play anyone?

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Oh, let's go again, let's go again.

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You guys wanna do a new mother?

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Oh good, I'll do whatever.

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Oh good.

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The dice one I remember being on,

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but I haven't played the other two.

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Chat poker is good.

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Lies poker.

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All right, let's do it.

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Let's do Lies poker.

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Wait, how do you even play poker?

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Oh god.

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Do I say one god?

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You've never played poker?

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No.

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I never play poker either to be honest.

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I barely even know her.

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All right, I'm just gonna die.

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I'm just gonna die.

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I'm just gonna die.

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Oh my god.

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OK, so the joke goes like this.

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Poker, right?

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All right, ready?

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Ready?

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Yep.

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We're gonna play live tonight.

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Well, yeah.

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I don't really know how to play dice.

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Well, let's do it.

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Dice, you just claim how many dice.

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You go like, there are four fours.

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We all have five dice.

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And you have to claim how many of a number you think are on the table total.

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Does that make sense?

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So if you have like two twos, a three, a four, and two fives,

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you could claim more than that, assuming like you're guessing what everybody else has combined with yours.

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Okay.

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Alright, she's like, total dice.

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Lock in, lock in.

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Well why are there two fat rhinos?

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You know it only once again.

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Alright.

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Joe Joe great minds think I like with this skin here. This skin's awesome, dude

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This is like a child one two four three

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Why would you say that you have to bid how many of the number you think there's five five four two one three

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What did he put down?

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Well, he has to bet it doesn't matter if he tells you what he has because he's claiming he's claiming what there is total

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Like I could claim anything, but it always a how many so how many is their total?

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Like you see how I can like look I'm gonna claim

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Four six is

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Four sixes on this table include like a counting game got it

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This is a counting game, and you're guessing and lying at the same time. So it's like also math

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Okay, got it. Thank you, Joe. You should talk fuck what we need to use math

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Well, you know, I just claimed four sixes. So you're saying there's five threes on the whole table

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At least what the fuck?

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Holy AI, boys.

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Liar!

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And now it's gonna count all of our shit.

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Wait, Jinxy, what the fuck did you call me out?

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Cause you've made a world of friends.

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Cause he has no threes, so the odds are there's not.

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I have no threes either, you're dead.

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Oh, you're done.

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Wait, you're done just like that?

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Drink your little poison bottle, buddy.

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There's snoring, dude.

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What kind of water bottles do you get?

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No, you get two if you drink both, you die.

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Bro, but technically he's not really lying.

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He's just guesstimating himself.

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Yeah, but he should claim something he's confident in in his own dice.

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So how do you claim more than one?

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You go W and S. You only can claim equal or up.

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Got it, but you press D and A to switch between?

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It'll be, when it's your turn, it'll be in the top right, it'll tell you.

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Joe, it's an over-under thing, right? It's not exact.

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What the f*** are you dumb?

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That is a, you do call that shit. Instantly call that.

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Are you dumb?

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No!

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No, don't you know it to the trust basically now

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Jiki you have to have like five stupid because then now you have to claim seven or above of something else and odds are yet

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He's okay. No, I'm not fucked. I'm not fucked. I'm not fucked. You think that there's oh, you're fucked. Oh my god. No, I'm not I

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Have one three

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Wait, guess what your dad? I think the maximum is seven anyways, bro. What the fuck?

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No, you we you could have like

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Are you the worst?

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Oh my god, this this game is hard

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Why would you play seven threes on the first because I had three so two other people have three then there's like at least nine

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But that's rare. You have one and out like three threes

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Wait vote. No, it's not bad

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Well, that's not bad at all

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Oh, Jinxie's character is chirping you.

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So I have to say there's either over or under.

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Oh my god.

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Yeah, this is not under.

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No, Jinxie, it's not under.

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It's equal to or above.

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Yeah, this is kind of fucked.

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You just fuck them over, Loki.

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You're saying I have blank amount.

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You're saying we have four fours.

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We have six sections.

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It has to be either equal to or above.

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How do I say that you guys have under five ones?

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Five?

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So what, I'm just fucked now?

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No, you just call that shit, bro.

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Yeah, you're done. I was not five ones. Are you dumb?

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Yeah, I know. I was trying to say there's under five ones.

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You can't claim under your plate. It's always going up, Jinxie.

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Yeah, so basically you either have to pull it.

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You either have to pull it, yeah.

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You're going the whole table as four fours or more.

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I get it, I get it.

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Please don't be poison.

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No, you're good, bro. You get two chances.

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You got two lives.

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On the bright side, Jinxie will be joining me soon.

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No, no, no. I'm not joining your CTE game plan, bro.

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This is pretty easy, bro, when you have some fun at this.

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So I'm saying there's more than one one.

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But you don't have to do, so basically you could do like...

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You're claiming no, you're claiming equal to or above.

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Yeah, that's okay, that's okay, better speaking.

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Are you fucking, yeah, of course there's one one, you probably have one.

08:11:46.540 --> 08:11:49.540
Yeah, what a, what a loser bed, eh?

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I'm gonna do Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, you got any fours or no?

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I'll let you in on I'll tell you what I have if you want to bet something ballsy

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Yeah, I got a lot of collusion collusion

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What do you want it? I know I have three twos what the fuck is going on? You have three twos, but what else you got?

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Two-sex it

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What oh

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No, I'm just dead again. I feel good about that one. I'm not

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I've got two. Don't say how many of you have just played the gameplay. Oh my god. Please.

08:12:27.220 --> 08:12:35.740
Please. Please. Please. Please. Me. No. I also lied about the tubes. I don't have

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tubes. Okay. Oh no. No. I was hoping that he would claim like six tubes and I was just

08:12:42.380 --> 08:12:49.640
gonna call it. Two is my life boy. Joe has two lives. I have one run as one. Yeah. I

08:12:49.640 --> 08:12:54.300
have blank blank blank. Oh, first we got under that cup Ron. I'm looking at your dice right

08:12:54.300 --> 08:13:03.640
now. Three ones. Exactly. I have three. So I'm a word. I did. What is that? What the

08:13:03.640 --> 08:13:05.920
What does that mean?

08:13:07.760 --> 08:13:08.400
What does that mean?

08:13:09.040 --> 08:13:10.160
No, no, it just showed me.

08:13:11.040 --> 08:13:12.000
Yeah, I've not.

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I lost.

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Basically what that means is Joe believes that you have like that's the exact amount.

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I bet that was the exact thing that it'd kill you.

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Oh my God.

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I have none.

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So I was betting Jinx.

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He had one.

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That was stupid.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, no.

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Well, now we're all that dumb.

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Oh, we're all even.

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Oh, no.

08:13:27.920 --> 08:13:29.240
Boys were all on our last life.

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Oh my God.

08:13:30.840 --> 08:13:32.560
This is actually my turn first.

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All right, all right, I don't mind my good fucking lock buddy

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Four threes Jinxie Jinxie, I'm not gonna lie how many threes you have let's just team I have one

08:13:50.240 --> 08:13:53.100
For we can't team that's not a lot. No, it's just team

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I don't want you to put down four threes four threes. I

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Have one

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got it. Wait, no, no, no.

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No, I'm gonna get that missed.

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Come on, come on, come on shit.

08:14:13.880 --> 08:14:20.320
Bro, I was trying to do one six, not six one.

08:14:20.320 --> 08:14:21.780
You can't call one six.

08:14:21.780 --> 08:14:23.800
You have to call equal number or five.

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E-ha!

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This mode sucks.

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Bro, you just don't understand the game.

08:14:28.240 --> 08:14:32.480
If I call four threes, you have to call four of something

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or higher

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i understand the game and i understand that i thought you just tried to call

08:14:37.200 --> 08:14:39.080
one six

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all right joe

08:14:40.400 --> 08:14:40.960
okay you're up

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let's just have some fun here let's not rush it you know we only have one life

08:14:43.200 --> 08:14:43.960
each

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i'm cat is fuck

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joe do it for the rhinoceroses

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the rhinocerai

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i actually think you're fucked here lowkey

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yeah lowkey i'm just gonna make it

08:15:00.080 --> 08:15:01.280
play fuck it

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because honestly, yeah.

08:15:05.580 --> 08:15:06.580
Why all you want?

08:15:06.580 --> 08:15:07.900
I'm not paying for yours.

08:15:09.580 --> 08:15:11.900
How many sixes do you have, Ron?

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I have three.

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Or do I?

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Oh my God.

08:15:21.860 --> 08:15:23.620
Spot on for the win.

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Spot on.

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Yes!

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Oh my God, bro.

08:15:27.420 --> 08:15:30.620
That's so bullshit that you can just spot on.

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Yeah, spot on is low-key lamicki, bro.

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Oh my god, I didn't think he would actually believe me,

08:15:36.700 --> 08:15:37.200
bro.

08:15:37.200 --> 08:15:40.540
That is both of them.

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Don't check it, bro.

08:15:41.540 --> 08:15:43.260
It's a claim one more than you have.

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Bro, Chad, I didn't think you would actually guess how much.

08:15:48.900 --> 08:15:51.580
Why is it a shush?

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TGs, boys, GGs, boys.

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I'm going to drop off, y'all.

08:15:54.500 --> 08:15:54.980
All right.

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All right.

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That was fun, guys.

08:15:56.100 --> 08:15:56.780
We'll see you.

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Bro, guys, let's play more games soon.

08:15:58.140 --> 08:15:59.460
That was actually really fun.

08:15:59.460 --> 08:16:01.460
It was fun as well.

08:16:01.460 --> 08:16:03.460
I can't believe this game is fun.

08:16:03.460 --> 08:16:05.460
Alright, me hosts, I'mma catch y'all.

08:16:05.460 --> 08:16:07.460
Alright, wait guys.

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Peace.

08:16:09.460 --> 08:16:12.460
Bro, I actually had no idea about fucking game work.

08:16:12.460 --> 08:16:15.460
That's the first time I'm ever playing it.

08:16:15.460 --> 08:16:17.460
Holy shit.

08:16:17.460 --> 08:16:20.460
You suck bad.

08:16:20.460 --> 08:16:23.460
God, for two hours.

08:16:23.460 --> 08:16:26.460
Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys.

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Let's get something clear, okay?

08:16:30.420 --> 08:16:33.540
Randomly saying words, right?

08:16:34.980 --> 08:16:36.980
Does not add anything.

08:16:37.500 --> 08:16:44.540
So sometimes being silent doesn't mean that you're a VC cock. It's as simple as that.

08:16:50.380 --> 08:16:53.340
We got an ad! Wait, did you actually?

08:16:53.340 --> 08:16:54.340
Okay.

08:16:54.340 --> 08:16:55.340
Okay.

08:16:55.340 --> 08:16:57.420
All right, then why you guys are getting an ad?

08:16:57.420 --> 08:17:05.380
I'm going to do a little magic trick, are you guys ready?

08:17:05.380 --> 08:17:07.860
Does not add anything.

08:17:07.860 --> 08:17:13.060
So sometimes being silent doesn't mean that you're a VC cock.

08:17:13.060 --> 08:17:17.140
It's as simple as that.

08:17:17.140 --> 08:17:22.660
We got an ad!

08:17:22.660 --> 08:17:28.340
did your action. Alright then more you guys are getting an ad, I'm gonna do a little magic

08:17:28.340 --> 08:17:31.140
check. Are you guys ready?

08:17:31.140 --> 08:17:35.380
Let's get guys.

08:17:35.380 --> 08:17:41.940
Okay so we're 9 ones away from Chal.

08:17:41.940 --> 08:17:48.020
Let's put this on.

08:17:48.020 --> 08:17:52.620
Alright, 9-1-2 from Charlotte, so it-

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W. Cuck, dude, guys.

08:18:02.940 --> 08:18:05.220
It is not a Cuck.

08:18:05.220 --> 08:18:07.980
It's- it's- okay, like what?

08:18:07.980 --> 08:18:10.220
Do you want me to just send the V.C. Cuck?

08:18:10.220 --> 08:18:12.380
Cause I didn't talk that much, is how it is.

08:18:12.380 --> 08:18:15.220
I hope you record it now, just so you're saying the way.

08:18:18.020 --> 08:18:22.020
That's all it is. The Vodger's Soup? Yeah, it's just 30 seconds away.

08:18:24.020 --> 08:18:28.020
Dante's LARPING a big streamer. Dude, it's not LARPING.

08:18:29.020 --> 08:18:33.020
Two of those guys, Ron and Joe, I've never even met before.

08:18:33.020 --> 08:18:39.020
So obviously, I'm not gonna start sitting there and fucking like, being like, yo, like, bro.

08:18:39.020 --> 08:18:41.020
What do you want me to say?

08:18:43.020 --> 08:18:47.020
A little bang in our ears now? Yep. Let's say we got a little bang in our...

08:18:48.020 --> 08:19:00.280
Okay guys, now the thing is, and the issue that we're going to find is that we lost our

08:19:00.280 --> 08:19:04.800
last two games in a row, but do you guys think we're going to be able?

08:19:04.800 --> 08:19:08.560
Nice Cameraman POV for game night.

08:19:08.560 --> 08:19:11.080
Shut the fuck up!

08:19:11.080 --> 08:19:12.080
Bro!

08:19:12.080 --> 08:19:16.080
It's not Cameraman POV!

08:19:16.080 --> 08:19:22.020
Yo you guys are retarded today, you guys are retarded.

08:19:22.020 --> 08:19:25.180
But Convict, name the player I'm welcome.

08:19:25.180 --> 08:19:28.700
And everyone, for all the subs and everything throughout the few hours, thank you guys all

08:19:28.700 --> 08:19:30.200
so much for that as well.

08:19:30.200 --> 08:19:31.200
Please do appreciate it.

08:19:31.200 --> 08:19:38.600
When you are playing right now, League of Legends, only a few games a few hours away.

08:19:38.600 --> 08:19:39.600
It has.

08:19:39.600 --> 08:19:43.540
But you know what, I'm going to be honest, I will say, I like the gamble with your friends.

08:19:43.540 --> 08:19:46.900
I think what would be really fun is one day if it was Rebo.

08:19:46.900 --> 08:19:49.180
I think Rebo would be fun as fuck, Loki.

08:19:49.180 --> 08:19:50.140
Yo, you guys know more than one time!

08:19:50.140 --> 08:19:51.380
No, it's alright, come on.

08:19:51.380 --> 08:19:52.980
I'll come, thank you.

08:19:57.460 --> 08:19:59.460
The gamble is funny? No, I agree.

08:19:59.460 --> 08:20:01.940
That's why I think Rebo could be fun as fuck too.

08:20:04.100 --> 08:20:06.500
Spectator POV!

08:20:08.100 --> 08:20:10.500
What the fuck are people doing?

08:20:10.500 --> 08:20:11.940
I know what you're doing.

08:20:11.940 --> 08:20:14.400
We're gonna die if we say something like that before the blinding.

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Endgame.

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Alright, let's see guys.

08:20:17.980 --> 08:20:18.480
What?

08:20:18.480 --> 08:20:19.480
Alright.

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Nod show.

08:20:22.780 --> 08:20:23.780
They're just having fun.

08:20:23.780 --> 08:20:24.580
Let's get Nova.

08:20:26.100 --> 08:20:27.100
Alright, don't test.

08:20:27.100 --> 08:20:29.100
You matter, CLM, you matter.

08:20:29.100 --> 08:20:29.600
Okay.

08:20:30.040 --> 08:20:30.540
Like...

08:20:31.140 --> 08:20:32.020
It's an...

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NOOOOOO!

08:20:33.280 --> 08:20:34.440
You're not delayed, no we are.

08:20:34.440 --> 08:20:35.360
We have to re-sing the life.

08:20:35.360 --> 08:20:35.860
We're good now.

08:20:41.940 --> 08:20:43.940
Get the repo gambling mod?

08:20:43.940 --> 08:20:45.940
What's repo gambling mod?

08:20:49.940 --> 08:20:52.940
I saw you play repo back CC a while ago. It was fun to watch.

08:20:52.940 --> 08:20:54.940
Yeah, repo was a lot of fun.

08:20:56.940 --> 08:20:58.940
Repo was good.

08:20:59.940 --> 08:21:02.940
This is the only stream on YouTube videos I can watch.

08:21:02.940 --> 08:21:04.940
Thank you for not quitting. I really liked my Twitch.

08:21:04.940 --> 08:21:06.940
Oh, is that me?

08:21:08.940 --> 08:21:09.940
What you have to?

08:21:09.940 --> 08:21:12.440
I kinda wanted to do a smack on the face

08:21:12.440 --> 08:21:12.940
Why?

08:21:12.940 --> 08:21:13.440
No

08:21:15.440 --> 08:21:17.940
Kay, you wanna just stick your fingers to my throat and said?

08:21:17.940 --> 08:21:18.440
Okay

08:21:18.940 --> 08:21:19.940
Draw my knee?

08:21:20.940 --> 08:21:21.940
Uh, one

08:21:23.940 --> 08:21:24.440
Two

08:21:24.440 --> 08:21:24.940
Three

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Okay

08:21:26.440 --> 08:21:27.440
Ahhhh

08:21:27.440 --> 08:21:28.440
Ahhhh

08:21:28.940 --> 08:21:30.940
I went down there hard

08:21:30.940 --> 08:21:32.940
Hey, no, I'm gonna be careful

08:21:33.440 --> 08:21:34.440
Ahhhh

08:21:34.440 --> 08:21:36.440
No, I'm not, now you're scaring me

08:21:37.440 --> 08:21:38.440
Alright, I...

08:21:38.440 --> 08:21:54.340
I need to play League now. I lost my last two games.

08:21:54.340 --> 08:22:05.080
What the fuck did I play MediShare though?

08:22:05.080 --> 08:22:07.080
Hey Diana

08:22:12.440 --> 08:22:14.440
Nice

08:22:19.840 --> 08:22:21.840
No, Carrie take over

08:22:35.080 --> 08:22:37.140
you

08:23:05.080 --> 08:23:07.140
you

08:23:35.080 --> 08:23:37.140
you

08:24:05.080 --> 08:24:07.140
you

08:24:35.080 --> 08:24:37.140
you

08:25:05.080 --> 08:25:07.140
you

08:25:35.080 --> 08:25:37.080
You

08:26:00.200 --> 08:26:02.200
Oh, sure

08:26:05.080 --> 08:26:08.200
Wait, what if I just like, Vash on her?

08:26:08.200 --> 08:26:09.200
Fuck.

08:26:09.200 --> 08:26:10.200
Fuck.

08:26:10.200 --> 08:26:15.200
She has no flash, she has no flash.

08:26:15.200 --> 08:26:16.200
NICE!

08:26:16.200 --> 08:26:17.200
We're good now, we're good.

08:26:17.200 --> 08:26:18.200
Hub hub hub hub hub hub.

08:26:18.200 --> 08:26:19.200
Push push push.

08:26:19.200 --> 08:26:20.200
AHHHHH!

08:26:20.200 --> 08:26:21.200
AHHHH!

08:26:21.200 --> 08:26:22.200
AHHHH!

08:26:22.200 --> 08:26:23.200
AHHHH!

08:26:23.200 --> 08:26:24.200
AHHHH!

08:26:24.200 --> 08:26:25.200
AHHHH!

08:26:25.200 --> 08:26:26.200
AHHHH!

08:26:26.200 --> 08:26:27.200
AHHHH!

08:26:27.200 --> 08:26:28.200
AHHHH!

08:26:28.200 --> 08:26:29.200
AHHHH!

08:26:29.200 --> 08:26:30.200
AHHHH!

08:26:30.200 --> 08:26:37.200
As long as you got reset for a good hit.

08:26:42.040 --> 08:26:44.040
Why didn't you ignite the enemy initially?

08:26:44.040 --> 08:26:51.040
Cause I didn't think I'd actually get that much damage off.

08:26:51.040 --> 08:26:57.360
Now then we're going to stun an amtom into a refill, I don't know what you're going to

08:26:57.360 --> 08:26:58.360
buy this for.

08:26:58.360 --> 08:27:07.360
Okay so now all we have to do is just play through mid and then we get a solo kill, see

08:27:07.360 --> 08:27:08.360
we're good.

08:27:08.360 --> 08:27:12.480
13k viewers in a way, guys how many of you are getting viewbotted?

08:27:12.480 --> 08:27:14.480
Wait is Ammon an extension?

08:27:14.480 --> 08:27:16.200
Wait, is Ember gonna make an extension?

08:27:16.200 --> 08:27:18.200
What's our real viewer count right now?

08:27:22.760 --> 08:27:24.760
It's like Loki, what's the real viewer count?

08:27:33.320 --> 08:27:35.320
Wow, that was a big fucking shit.

08:27:41.360 --> 08:27:43.760
Die, die, die, please one?

08:27:43.760 --> 08:27:51.260
We take those one be too easy as fuck. Okay, so now for items. I think I just go like fully P now

08:27:53.480 --> 08:27:55.480
Very some search

08:28:00.800 --> 08:28:06.640
Some care real really about half okay sick nice

08:28:06.640 --> 08:28:15.360
it's just me a nightbot okay dude it is not just you a nightbot we have more

08:28:15.360 --> 08:28:18.600
than two people watching

08:28:22.440 --> 08:28:27.080
I wonder if you have any chance that I should like

08:28:27.080 --> 08:28:42.080
I'm okay a little worried.

08:28:42.080 --> 08:28:48.080
Yeah, I'm a little worried.

08:28:48.080 --> 08:28:51.080
Cause like the thing is, let's say the animal is up there.

08:28:51.080 --> 08:28:53.080
I'm just gonna crush it.

08:28:53.080 --> 08:28:56.080
Cause like if I didn't even walk up, then I'd probably just like in the car.

08:28:56.080 --> 08:28:58.080
Guess you're gonna get her like son

08:29:08.640 --> 08:29:11.520
Okay, so now what we can do is we can pick her reset and let me show you again

08:29:19.440 --> 08:29:23.460
Hmm if we just get the alternator alternator should be really good for us

08:29:26.080 --> 08:29:30.080
Like look how many things we go to alternate her?

08:29:30.080 --> 08:29:34.080
Maybe like, Loki has Storm Surge to rush?

08:29:34.080 --> 08:29:38.080
And to like, Shadowflame. Just like a raw AP.

08:29:38.080 --> 08:29:42.080
Kinda like that idea, honestly.

08:29:42.080 --> 08:29:46.080
She didn't have sex, so we're gonna hold this for a second.

08:29:56.080 --> 08:29:58.080
Yeah, she managed to hit 6 off that good.

08:30:03.880 --> 08:30:07.380
Am I rec sized able to like somehow get on the unease here? I'm down for it.

08:30:16.380 --> 08:30:19.880
See, the problem is that I know that her flash should be up like right now.

08:30:20.480 --> 08:30:22.980
And if her flash is up, it's low kill or rough for me.

08:30:24.080 --> 08:30:24.980
Oh my god.

08:30:26.080 --> 08:30:45.760
Okay, we'll take one punch right there.

08:30:45.760 --> 08:30:51.080
I'll just summon the shit.

08:30:51.080 --> 08:30:54.080
Alternator to alternate the booty cheeks back to the lava.

08:30:54.080 --> 08:30:59.080
It's like Loki is something like that.

08:30:59.080 --> 08:31:04.080
Alright, the real question is, what do we do here now?

08:31:04.080 --> 08:31:10.080
Like what do we actually have done right now?

08:31:10.080 --> 08:31:31.340
Oh my god, that was really good fucking trade.

08:31:31.340 --> 08:31:34.780
Now on my IS up in like 10 seconds, we're gonna just like go for an insta one shot.

08:31:47.980 --> 08:31:49.420
Oh man, it's a posh there.

08:32:01.340 --> 08:32:10.540
Did I need really reset? I'm gonna guess that yes she did

08:32:31.340 --> 08:32:47.180
See now what I would love is if I could like get one full combo off on her, but I know if she drops her on me, I'm just fuck it

08:32:51.460 --> 08:32:55.040
Once again, I mean listen even if I'm trading one for one every time

08:32:55.040 --> 08:32:59.540
I think it's completely okay on the reason why I think it's chose because like yes

08:32:59.540 --> 08:33:13.460
we're trading one for one but I wanted more chats here I was gonna say yes we

08:33:13.460 --> 08:33:16.340
are trading one for one but it's like it doesn't matter because we're getting her

08:33:16.340 --> 08:33:22.860
like flash and shit I'm telling play Calista in a minute yes I'm really locked

08:33:22.860 --> 08:33:27.580
in anymore first time I seen a while too

08:33:29.540 --> 08:33:58.540
I wonder if there was any way that we could actually cut this short.

08:33:58.540 --> 08:34:02.860
my friends they cover me just want to lay me down

08:34:02.860 --> 08:34:05.260
i'm trying to get some sleep

08:34:05.260 --> 08:34:07.580
category all through this corner

08:34:07.580 --> 08:34:08.940
tired soldiers in

08:34:08.940 --> 08:34:13.500
my brothers and is there under her tower eating the fucking artillery strikes right now as you speak

08:34:14.300 --> 08:34:16.620
if you ever dare to build

08:34:16.620 --> 08:34:19.020
give it all to darkness nights

08:34:19.020 --> 08:34:20.460
i'll give you so much

08:34:20.460 --> 08:34:22.620
you'll get lost in this

08:34:22.620 --> 08:34:24.380
everything i ever did

08:34:24.380 --> 08:34:25.260
do you know what i should do?

08:34:25.260 --> 08:34:26.860
sure as i might just like hard chill this

08:34:28.540 --> 08:34:32.540
Everything is starting to stay, I'm gonna be the same as you

08:34:33.540 --> 08:34:37.540
You'll be a battle, you'll be a little light

08:34:37.540 --> 08:34:41.540
I don't give a s**t, you'll be a battle, you'll be a battle

08:34:41.540 --> 08:34:46.540
I'm gonna destroy you now, I'm gonna destroy you now

08:34:46.540 --> 08:34:51.540
I thought she was literally just like fucking pen under her with like no counterplay

08:34:51.540 --> 08:34:53.540
Like it's always she doesn't do anything about this

08:34:53.540 --> 08:34:56.540
She just has to like literally eat shit every time she walks up

08:34:56.540 --> 08:34:57.540
Simple as that

08:34:58.540 --> 08:35:05.240
If our human race, we commit for sin to get an end or something, all is fair.

08:35:05.240 --> 08:35:10.040
That's all I can say to this world, it's playing on the breeze.

08:35:28.540 --> 08:35:43.140
I wonder if we can actually get something done on Rachel though.

08:35:43.140 --> 08:35:49.180
So now all we do is we shove out mid and then with Swarm Surge I'm going to be honest, I

08:35:49.180 --> 08:35:50.900
don't think we can get Rachel.

08:35:50.900 --> 08:35:54.500
Is this an industry plan from Big Autism, yeah.

08:35:54.500 --> 08:36:01.500
i'm tylenall's strongest warrior

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like what the fuck is all of this shit

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So I walk mid and instantly I'm getting flashed again by Blitz.

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Are we fucking serious about that?

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Like, dude, I walk mid instantly, flashed on by the crank.

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Like, really?

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That's absolutely fucking retarded. Jesus Christ.

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I think my best angle right now goes that they're just running straight bottom and I just start playing with this shit

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okay guys now if I start sidebending bot who the fuck is gonna come against me?

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Anivia?

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I know it's literally the only guy I can't kill.

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Fuck.

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Actually, it's kind of a toss up though.

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I'm just going to walk up one more time.

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Yeah, my only real anger right now is to lost it over here, because if I don't just like

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lost it over here then he just farms under his sword and it's fucking cancer for me.

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Because that's the issue, it's like even if I shove the wave nothing really gets stunned

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right so I just need to like

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do that as slow as possible

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they said I saw that he's like leaving to go towards mid

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so we just hard shove this and I can look on the inner turret

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I mean, Nivia's gotta be Nivia.

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Alright, well, the good news is now we actually get an uncontested spot push, which is gonna be fucking nice for me.

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So that's one fight. Let's make it two.

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That's three.

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3?

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Yo you guys know motherfucking DOLLS?

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That sucka's in the world

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I'm gonna be honest, part of me doesn't really wanna walk up

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cause if I do and I get coughed on by a figure it's really shit

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So I'd honestly rather just like wait in this bush and then hope for the best that she walks up and we get a free kill

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Yeah, I think we're using my close

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Like anivia is mid bro if it's just close to bottom then we kill her

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Okay, so that gives us a little bit of a spite and let's try and get into them.

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Like it's just so shit because like the one time I kill the person I'm matching and instantly

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I get claps on oh wait it's actually just blitz well that's fine then oh my god one auto

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oh one fucking auto okay so you got someone I said I would go merch heads this game I'm

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wondering if I actually should or if I just go like raw damage because I probably just

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once they fuck these cocksuckers I just want to build to one shot

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I think that's what I'm gonna do, fuck everything else, I'm gonna fuck everything else

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and uh...

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Nike and uh... Jackson, that's what I'm supposed to do

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thank you

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the best gambler ever and uh... let's not talk about that

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let's not talk about that

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all right

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we need to get it done now though

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I'm going to be honest, like, if I can get a nice pressure, one more wave and then I rotate,

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I think it's gonna get it.

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Yo, you guys know about the fucking doll?

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That's kind of horrible.

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That's so fucked!

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But if I line my Q though, she dies 100% this time.

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I feel like even if I go in here, I'm gonna just set it to 100%.

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Unless I can line like another two Qs on her, am I gonna get two more max range Qs?

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and then my dad should be a chance

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end up

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you know what?

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oh no that's my fault

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I'm gonna be honest with you guys

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it's hungry

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only. But I think what would actually be good is if I don't even go Shadowflame, I'm gonna

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be real, I think going Seekers on guard playing Sonya 2nd would be better. Because I feel

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like with some search I have enough one-shot potential, huh?

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I also don't, I'd say.

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Alright.

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Alright.

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Just recall.

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Yeah, but the problem is that if I just recall, it's like shit, you know what I mean?

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Like if I just recall, then it's like we never get the kill, but if I stay, then what if

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I like limit us and I actually do get it?

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oh

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Okay, I'm gonna be honest on yourself this shit

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Okay, so I'm missing 250 gold for his own yes, yeah, I cannot fight this guy more

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I'm gonna be honest. I generally didn't think I'd be able to like lose that there

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Sometimes you have to int in order to win

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I'm ironically true though

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Ooh, that was like Ash close.

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You guys seen there's any chance that Ash should make a firework on the Dragoner?

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Because I feel like Alyssa would be on this.

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Okay, so anyways, we managed to force out again a fuck ton of summoners, so.

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But they'd be able to actually like, when this here, that's my question.

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I'm my Zonius, which I think is going to help a lot, but I think next time I might even just go like share a bat and she's...

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That's all because we're coaching with Jengzi, she's a tiger.

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Okay, let me think.

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What do we get down here?

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Okay, not fun.

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Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I think we should just show up on the game here.

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I mean, as long as we slow chase this, I think it's gonna be okay.

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Okay, so now that Kindred died, the good news is that we solved out her death long enough that we can easily just, uh, play with our rex-side on this.

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Guys, genuine question, should I try picking up rex-side?

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I mean, the champion is so OP, what do you guys think?

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I-I can't imagine it would be THAT difficult.

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It's just about engaging with your tunnel, isn't it?

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Do it, do it, do it.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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No.

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Yes.

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Yes, I'm gonna let you guys hear us sing yes. I don't know. I just feel like Rex is just so overpowered right now

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Like right rex eyes legit just so OP

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She's living 55% for 6 years straight.

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That's what I'm saying.

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That's what I'm saying.

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But I just wonder if I play with her, is it just going to be fucked for me or what?

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Let me ask you a question, man.

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So how much do you need to learn?

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Yeah, I mean, maybe I don't know, Rek'Sai is already just like an insanely fucking

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That's it.

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Alright fuck it, next time I'm gonna play Raxxel.

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the good news is that we should be able to discup this right?

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what the fuck guys the enemy Annie flashed to one man out of five and ten Diana what

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the fuck am I even watching like on what planet does that ever even happen

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happen. She flashed a one man ult, the 5-10 Diana. What the fuck was that? I gotta miss

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if this guy is first timing Rek'sai. If he is, I might have to start one trick in the

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because it means that everyone can perform on it.

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I guess that was one of those played.

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I think, I think you legit should just end the game here.

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Alright guys, we're going to first time Raxxion next game.

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So, there's a guy named the REC guy, he's like masters.

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This is also Raxidetop.

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Wait, isn't this the guy I just lained against?

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This is going to be about how to jungle Rek'Sai, Rek'Sai's always been a very important champ.

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QW EwaThemax?

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she's the queen of early game she's the gank ganking queens as really really

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strong ganks I'm gonna be showing off the early clear so here on blue side you

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always want to be starting blue blue on blue side and red on red side if that

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makes sense and then you just want to be you know pulling the cap as you go this

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This is how I like to do it, and then I'm going to show runes and everything, you know,

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somewhere earlier.

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You just want to kind of walk it over.

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You can even do this even, like a little bit even more.

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Your early clear is a little bit slow, so you do need to...

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So it doesn't stand as subtle for Max, you know?

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this

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i think i was cracking up watching your

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thought it was a lot of fun

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sometimes you like to pull uh... but honestly it's not really a big deal if you

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miss

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but he just missed and so does not give us his respect

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you want to just tag the big wolf

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uh... but it is all rights either way

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uh... but yet you just want to be slamming your folklore every single game

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You don't really want to be doing anything else.

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OK.

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What I like to do, and what I'll show on Rek'Sai,

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is I just want to scale up as much as possible.

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It is actually extremely hard to come back on Rek'Sai

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if you fall behind.

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So I will be showing that.

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Yeah, you saw wrong.

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If you fall behind on Rek'Sai, you just

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want to be, because you don't scale as well,

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you will be shut out of the game.

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So just gonna probably showing that as well

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But yeah, you should be able to smite this camp because all your two abilities are on cooldown

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You want to W and then E?

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All right, let's say enemy jungler is ahead on camps than you and he's gonna be this is something more on blue side

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That you have to watch out for

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Now you just want to go through the through the little tunnels that you made earlier make another tunnel

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Let's say he's already on this scuttle, you want to just traverse three tunnels here.

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This guy speaks so much English, get a real tutorial.

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You want to ask your team to lord out here, and then a pink, or two long swords, and then

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a pink, and then you want to destroy all your camps first.

08:55:36.080 --> 08:55:39.920
What is this guy's jungle guide to literally him?

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Just playing practice tool, and winning a game in practice tool?

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And you're really strong 15 minutes in force the month or drag

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Place a pink here get your vision line. I've never seen this in your life. I'll death

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these

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Champions don't really rely things don't go your way then you still fight dragon soul every single time from this point onwards

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You're focused on the dragon the entire what the fuck kind of video is this?

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Guys, I'm gonna be off. I've never seen that before. I have literally never in my life

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seen that before. He did a 25 minute video of him just winning a game against no one

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in practice tool. That is the first time I ever see that.

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I've never seen that.

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But guys, real talk, do you think that was the first time Rex had this game, Astronome?

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I think we do.

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It's easy, it's easy

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Well, the skin can't last forever, it's wild

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We cannot live together, it's dry

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The way to take your love from me

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You're not good against your seeds

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Now you're lovin' lovin' lovin' me

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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I

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Rollio 16

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Listen, Vlad is a scaling hyper carry, like that guy's gonna go insane soon.

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I just got done watching episode, last episode of Voice, how they fuck it up this bad.

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Yeah, but don't they always do that?

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Like, they always fuck up the last episode, no?

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I don't know if we're going to look on this here.

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Oh man.

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Okay, so we're going to be farming two waves of supers with Vlad Aurelia Corky.

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This is the beginning of Loser's Q, isn't it?

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No, because I'll just stop blocking Rek'Sai.

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I'll stop blocking Rek'Sai and we're going to start winning.

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my east hitting for like a considerable amount of true damage but it doesn't really matter.

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Will there be any way for us to ever kill Reven here?

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Oh no, I'm dead.

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Well, guys, I- yeah, okay, we're just not gonna walk this champion again.

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Listen, I have a lot of other champs, I don't really sell walking and everything.

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Rek'Sai's going in the back, great if you have a good CC, calm. Yeah, I can see that.

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I can see that.

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Jesus, dude.

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Well, guys, that's the last game on the backside that we're going to play.

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I'm not expecting it.

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Maybe I can find a good angle here.

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Wow.

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All right, well, that's a bit of an unfortunate.

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you get you ignore the burrow brings it out gang bang that red buff for it yeah

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but I don't think that was the issue honestly like the issue with this game I

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thought more was that I tried over fours sing late so much in the earlier

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stages

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Yeah, I don't know. We'll see.

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Rammus is really up here right now.

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Is it actually? I'm gonna be real clear we're not gonna find out.

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I'm not gonna walk in first time in Shenmue.

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While we're closing up the challenge, I just need to stop walking all this bullshit.

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And as long as I stop walking all this bullshit, we're gonna be good.

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Alright, you need to play Shaco?

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Guys, it's like you've been seeing what's going on and you're hitting me with, you need to play Shaco.

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Are we fucking serious about this right now?

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My guys have been seeing what's been going on in these assa games on rex site and your

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responses play shake out.

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It's like someone is ruining their life doing crystal math and then you tell them well what

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about harrowing?

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I won't go my fairway

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i'm going down girl

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i'm going down girl

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i'm gonna tear this city down

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girl

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i'm going by the

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i'm going down girl

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I

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I wish I knew you

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You have a cane top yeah, that's fun. So I was on rocks that we're gonna win

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What are you locking here?

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I think that's a good pick.

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I don't like, uh, I don't like heck from this game.

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I think this game is just really, really, really good.

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We need tenacity this game?

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Yeah, we're definitely gonna go more cheds for sure.

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Like 100%.

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She went, uh, Wukong?

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Now, but the thing about Wukong is that we're against an Udyr this game,

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and if I go Wukong and he builds AP,

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then it's actually like a bad matchup for me, you know what I mean?

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I wonder if my bot gets early prio, probably right?

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Yeah, they definitely should.

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Alright, that's it.

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And uh, Jekyll's time and time and time on some Mac.

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of the years you're popping off

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yeah but to be fair we are we did get like you bought it all day today which

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is like kind of insane but

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is like normally you bought only last like a couple of hours sorry but site

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tables are all day

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Alright, let's get them.

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Yo, you guys know how to fuck with all of them!

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No, just keep them and stuff like that. Thank you.

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But those two on the buffs next patch, brother, are gonna be fucking retarded.

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Like what they're doing to their W shield is actually insane.

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Okay, so we're going to put out on the gromp and then after gromp we're going to look wolves

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all the way to crowds and then we should be getting.

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This is real.

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So you're just so retarded.

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I really, at least fucking, I was fucking

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You've been fun to watch, so I just want to let you know I'm here, that's not a success

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That's bad

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Appreciate that, bro

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Alright, so the good news is we have a winning ball lane, our mid lane got a kill on the enemy, Udyr

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And I'm not behind

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That's genuinely ridiculous by the way though, dear dude.

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Like genuinely fucking ridiculous.

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Okay, I don't think we'd be able to contest the barcrab, but I could just float capperts and put them on top and then maybe wrappers invade.

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It's like lowkey that could actually be decent.

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I

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Turn some on the wall to stand out for us you look on the crab

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I don't think I hit level four office

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I don't understand, someone on my team is showing up and I'll delay?

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What the fuck is this guy doing, bro?

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Literally what are you doing? Like literally what are you doing?

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That are all fucking moron. Just things you can class everything

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You know what, even if I die and I trade one for one, the good news is that he still misses

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this wave and Kayn gets his assist.

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Loki's super fucking chill for us.

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Alright, oh let's go Dusk into Rocket at Belty.

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I'll just play bots atop and then we'll get it done.

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I don't know why either.

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Abon was 2-0, now they're 2-2.

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Doesn't look like it's their fault though.

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Okay so we're going to do Nautis, we're going to look for the Raptors and after Raptors we're going to see if we can play for someone.

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Yeah I think we're just like folk clearing, even if I lose a dragon then I can invade a soft side and get a big trade off of it.

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Yep, I'm okay with that.

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Is that what we just looked for an invade on maybe the red buff?

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Ah, actually, nah, we'll just make wrappers.

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The red buff probably won't even be up.

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I'm pretty sure Zed ulted very long, that's the only reason why I should be this slow.

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Is there a chance that he would ever W anything?

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to me dude

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but was there just not walking up at all it's fucking unreal

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uh... shit

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footer walks are inside by the

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Alright, so now we'll get this shin and then we can bot to top it.

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BTT.

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I was about to have more viewers than the top of one, I don't know why I mean it's a

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view bot, so I don't think it counts.

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I would estimate our real viewership right now maybe around like, if I said 5,000 would

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to be a undershooting it or overshooting it.

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Oh my god, I thought we were going to say my W go off.

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One of my W goes off, and there are actually other two.

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Oh my god, I thought we were going to say my W go off.

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One of my W goes off, and there are actually other two.

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Oh my god, I thought we could put some of my Ws off in here.

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One of my W goes off there, I should have killed her too.

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At least we get our dusk and nod now though.

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5.5k?

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Ooh, interesting, okay.

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Why do people have viewbots though, I don't get it.

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I'm gonna be honest, I wish I knew too.

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I wish I knew too, but I don't have no idea.

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Oh, they don't get it, don't get it

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What they seem was never enough for me

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But you're being so strong

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Guys, I promise they won't let you get it now

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They never watchin' you first

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Oh, I'm gonna do it, do it, do it

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Shoot your heart, it feels like I'm on the outside

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Oh, I'm gonna do it, do it, do it

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Eat everything you find, I'm on the outside

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Oh, I'm gonna do it, do it

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Oh please, come on.

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What the fuck?

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What just happened?

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Chum!

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Action.

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Okay, so we get our dusk and then next time I want to get rock adults.

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Dude, this is genuinely fucking sad.

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Wow.

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Ah, maybe we can answer this bot side, sure.

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Nice. I'm gonna be honest, I really want some ex-fucking-dead-by-feller.

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You know what, dude, if she dies, hey, I'm not gonna fucking complain, bro. She's with

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Shad down. Hey, we take those. Not bad.

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And this fucking piece of shit just throwing it down.

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Trying to think of World of War this game as a...

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We'll work this game out as boots.

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I

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Obviously gives us shagging on this

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I'm free from this place, I'm alive

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Can I get your feet when I see you?

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The world is calling you to my knees

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Can you see in your eyes?

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I'm falling in love with this

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I'm falling in love with this

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I'm falling in love with this

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No, it will stop right?

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Its not Christmas morning after all.

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I'm going to be real thick ass.

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I think I'll jump and carry this game.

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I think I'll make sure I get as much KPS as possible.

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Cobra does vision. Like I need to assist and he kills me.

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Oh, that actually gives vision to me.

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Fuck.

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What?

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I mean, if this fucking piece of shit could just stop burning it down, it would actually be so much better.

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I

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Know you guys know about the fucking dog

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He's the business

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What

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And uh, I'm gonna get fish out of

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Okay, um, after Rocket, let's do more Trudz into Zonius. Yes, yes, yes, I like that a lot.

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Trudz onius, let's go.

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I don't want to jinx it though because maybe you're a monthly retard so it's like even with form maybe you're so useless but I would assume that you're not

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and I hope that that assumption would be wrong

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and uh idiot there in the gift thank you

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Thank you, Raul.

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Okay, uh, so, so, so, so, so, so, we're probably gonna lose the next dragon.

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My god, I didn't realize that they would all just be waiting in that fucking bush.

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6 days left or else? Yeah it actually is. Not much of our time left. Not much on the

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I mean guys, for the fully peed ragas for the 1v9 in this game,

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I don't want to say the answers, yes, but it's like

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I swear to god.

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I don't want to let the shooter outfire me too much.

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You

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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You

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Straight to the top

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Get the guns, get the glory

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What the distance now?

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I'm not gonna stop this man

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I knew you'd survive

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You can do it

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I have the time

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To swim in the fight

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To make it to the end

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Tomorrow I'll run

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Under the light

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Don't survive

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The spring of night, I keep working the night

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In the eye, of the tiger

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The eye of the tiger

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I will be tired of it

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I will be tired of it

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I will be tired of it

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Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't, best hacker in the world.

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and

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and

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and

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and

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and

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and

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and

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Now I'll reach for you

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You

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You

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In the night sky

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To change your mind

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If you can't go on

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To survive the time

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Every night

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Some game of hell find you

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We both change like I do

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Sometimes with me I do

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I'm just a man

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

10:41:06.700 --> 10:41:08.760
you

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you

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you

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you

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You

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Don and new man bro Don has always been one of my like most play jam

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and with the buff stacks faster math will run it up a fuck ton

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Let's go in Crazy Night it is.

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It actually is.

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Actually well played, yup.

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I don't know why Katavob quit streaming and does he still play League?

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I mean, if he doesn't, if he didn't openly talk about it, I don't want to like, League

10:44:41.340 --> 10:44:46.780
shit, but TLDR has just said streaming in general for a lot of people is impossible

10:44:46.780 --> 10:44:52.100
in League of Legends anymore, because think about this way guys, imagine you're somebody

10:44:52.100 --> 10:44:54.380
and you're in your mid to late 20s, right?

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And you wanna be a husband one day,

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you wanna be like a father, whatever it is, right?

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And imagine you're making before taxes yearly,

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80,000 US, let's say 80,000 US, right?

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You got taxed about let's say 30 to 40%, right?

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And you have no pension, you have no benefits,

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and your self-import, okay?

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Is it really that viable of a career path for somebody

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that wants to, I guess, grow in their lives

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and do more and show like that?

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No, it's not, right?

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Because the thing is that you want stability,

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you want, let's say, a safety net,

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you wanna be able to know your job's gonna be there

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in five years, right?

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And league streamers, the problem is

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that a lot of league shimmers are getting older right and they're starting to

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realize like hey even though the money is nice it's like I get a paycheck every

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year and that's that like there's no government benefits there's no Roth IRA

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there's no fucking 401k there's there's nothing no pension plan nothing right

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so that's why it's just like TLDR is that you're probably gonna see over the

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next like actually talk to Ryder about this actually but you're probably gonna

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to see over the next like three to five years.

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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It's gonna be good, it's gonna be good.

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So the thing is that the first time I was considering shurming I was 18, right?

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And back then everybody hated me, right, because I was just like the cringe and going like

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flamer.

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I didn't have any likable qualities in or out of the game, right?

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So at one point I started averaging like 150 viewers and I was like, oh, I think I'm going

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to go full time with this, you know?

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So a few things like kind of like materialize and it's like, oh, like everything is looking

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good.

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Let me actually like take a semester off of college, right?

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And then when I take that semester off of college from the span of like August to September,

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my viewer count dropped from like 150 to like 30, right?

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And the thing is that at the time it was like, it wasn't like a viable career path for me

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like back then, but it was like if things would have kept growing it would have been

10:53:58.700 --> 10:53:59.860
right.

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And to drop to like 30 viewers it's like, wow, I'm wasting four months of my life because

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now I can't even be working towards like a degree and there's no fucking way that 40

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viewers are going to pay the bills, you know what I mean?

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So what ends up happening is I was like, yeah, this fucking sucks.

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And for literally like months, I was like, out of it, right?

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Because there was like a lot of things that led up to it being like that fucked up.

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Um, give me a second.

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It was like, here, we have the full rundown.

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Do you guys want to hear the full rundown?

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Yes, you know.

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You guys have full rundown on what happened.

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Alright, so full rundown.

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August hits and I have plans with a few content creators to start a gaming house.

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Right?

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Oh my gosh, I got so lucky.

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So I had a few puns with a few content creator friends

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to start a gaming house.

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And at the time, one of them, he had me on his auto host.

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So what ends up happening is that I was growing a lot.

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Because over the course of months,

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I was very entertaining.

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I was funny.

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I was really engaging.

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I was high energy, all that kind of stuff.

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And then at one point, one of my friends,

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he puts me on his auto host.

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And when you put him on his auto host, I got lazy.

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Because I'm the kind of person,

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and maybe some of you guys will like this too,

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but if I have a fallback option,

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I won't give anything my all anymore.

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Does that make sense?

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So what ends up happening is,

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I was sitting there, right?

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And I was like, okay, I'm on his auto host,

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I'm getting like 150 viewers at a time.

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It was, it was charismatic.

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Like today and nowadays we're good,

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we're still like great friends,

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but we had like a bit of a rocky period at first, right?

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So what happens was is I was like on his auto host,

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everything was going well, right?

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And then one day,

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we were like in talks with like Professor Kai

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that we're gonna start a gaming house.

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I know I'm reiterating,

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but it's cause I'm like all over the place.

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So I talked to Karis at one point,

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and he was telling me, it's like, dude,

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the problem with you,

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and the reason why you can never go mainstream

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and why you'll never actually be able to grow

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It's because your community is too toxic, right?

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So he was talking about how the problem with my community

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was that since they were really toxic,

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it made it so let's say 50 new streamer,

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or 50 new viewers came in my stream every day.

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Then the problem is that of those 50,

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49 of them are gonna leave

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because they don't like the atmosphere, right?

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And it makes it so that even if I,

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let's say prioritize five people

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that are gonna type crazy shit

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because they're like five viewers,

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I killed my long term growth potential because of that.

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which he was worried about.

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So what ends up happening is he gives me this talk

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about how all these jurors, they should be banned

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because they're limiting me.

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And then around that time frame as well, I met this girl.

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And the reason why I put that in the finger signs,

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you guys are going to find out soon.

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It's because it was a catfish, but I didn't know it at the time.

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So what ends up, fuck, oh shit.

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So anyways, I sort of went into this girl

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for a few weeks, and it all leads up to August.

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So I'm trying to this girl for a few weeks.

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I have plans to go to this gaming house.

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I'm on an auto host, so I'm getting like 150 viewers

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on my streams.

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Everything is looking good.

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Then what happens is that the Doanel Sejwani incident

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occurs.

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So now I know you're wondering, what is the don't know such one incident?

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But what happened was that Karrosma was doing this high win rate account to Challenger.

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And at one point I snagged him because I wanted to get on his team, right?

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Because I was at the time playing Hacker Midlane and he was like a jungler, right?

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So I snagged him in a game, but the problem is that I was against him.

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And then my jungler, right, asks me, he's like, get on to us.

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I see you're failed, you just take jungle, bro.

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So I was like okay whatever

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so I end up playing against Keras why and

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He banned a hachim right whatever

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and then I walked in such funny and

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I won and

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Keras why was like down I

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Sit here and and I get it right he's like I sit here and I fucking have this got my auto host

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I give my advice every day like I help him out all this shit and then he Q-snipes me in a game ghosts me

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I didn't ghost right but he snipes me ghost me in a game and then actually just fucking ruins my high-win rate account

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And then he lost like five in a row after that

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So he blocks me right and we didn't talk for like a few months

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But nowadays we're good like we re we rekindle then we became good like a few months after like maybe a year after

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Because this was like five or six years ago, right?

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So he blocks me

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So instantly because he blocked me right I wasn't on his auto host anymore

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I lost like the only real I guess like friend that I had within the scene and

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Also, right?

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It got to a point where it's like the only thing that I really had was my beer base and this girl

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That I didn't know was the catfishing me and

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Like before you said that you're like, yeah, but dude, how can you not know it's a catfish?

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This person literally send me like thousands of dollars and it's like we would talk on discord and shit

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But it's like they had a voice changer. I think they literally just lied about everything, you know

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so

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Give a second

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So what happens is is that early August hits I'm blocked which means that now because we have the plans for the content creator house

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The content creator house I kind of fall through right

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But I was like it's chill because at least I had like all the other shit going for me right because like I was so like doing

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Okay, and my streams and this person was on me how they had like connections and twitch and all that so it's gonna be good

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so late August hits and

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I was like you know what I'm gonna take a semester off of school because if I take a semester off of school

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Then I'm gonna sit there and I'm gonna be good because I was planning on going to Texas to actually live with this catfish

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right? I don't know. So I was like, I'm gonna take a semester off of school, I'm

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gonna sit there, I'm gonna fly out to Texas, gonna live there for a few months,

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whatever it is, see how things go, and then just take it from their full-time

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stream. So while this is going on, I'm also starting to reform my

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community. So I started banning a lot of long-term viewers that just

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wouldn't reform. I saw actually dwindling in terms of your account

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even more because of that and it's like things were looking really rocky but I

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was like it's fine because even though I'm losing like my community right and

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even though I lost like my only friends at least I saw this person that I know

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like is only gonna be there for me but apparently has these like twitch contacts

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and stuff and she'll like that so even if like shit hits a fan I'll still be able

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to like regrow right then early September hits my mom asks me for all of

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this person's information, she runs it because she was like, how about the time

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through like checking systems and stuff like that.

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And it all comes back fake, right?

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And just so you guys can understand, it was like literally a month straight

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of talking to them every day, you know, of them, like, obviously, like sending me

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all these gifts, all these donations, everything like that.

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So I was like, rock solid in the thought that like, this is a real individual, right?

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And then I was just like fucking destroyed, right?

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because I went from a point where it's like I had friends,

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I had this girl, what I thought was a girl,

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turned out to be a fat 40 year old man from Texas

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that later ended up actually,

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while he was still talking to me,

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he actually found like a real gay dude from Quebec

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and then he ended up like getting engaged to that person

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way later down the line, but they weren't together anymore.

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I like, I checked it up like not so long ago actually,

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just so I was like curious.

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So I got to this point where it's like I lost my friends,

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I lost my community, and I lost the girl

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that I thought was also gonna be,

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I guess like my future partner.

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So I was fucking mentally destroyed, right?

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So for literally three months straight,

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it would be this thing where I would shoot

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like 30, 40 viewers maybe,

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and I would just listen to Lil Peep for like eight hours.

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And keep in mind that this was also during COVID, right?

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So to make matters worse, not allowed going to the gym,

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not allowed doing anything.

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So I was at home, just confronted with the fact

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that I took a semester off of school to be a failure

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for legitimately four months, right?

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And the entire time I was like, sad, right?

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And the only time that I got better was a few months later

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when I got re-accepted into college.

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And then I treated streaming as just a fun activity again.

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Because one of the worst things that you can do with streaming

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is treat it as a job.

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Because the second streaming becomes a job,

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if you have a bad stream, it's going to fuck you.

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And it's going to fuck your mental for the next stream.

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And if your viewer count starts swindling,

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following count starts going lower,

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then this is like your financial freedom slipping away

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and it sucks.

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So what ends up happening is that I sit there

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And for months, I was like sad.

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I was like, yeah, this shit is fucked.

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Like, streaming is over or whatever.

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And I was like, I'm probably just

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going to end up quitting this shit entirely.

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This shit is just chocked.

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But then when I get accepted back into college,

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I started actually having more fun with it again.

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I did streaming part-time, slowly scaled up to a point

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where even without an auto host, I was getting like 200 viewers.

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And then it was like, actually, OK.

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so I still kinda stuck around.

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So that was the first time I thought I was gonna quit,

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where I was clearly 30 viewers,

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and at the time, I even wrote this foot longer.

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Let me see if I can find it for you guys.

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Because the day that I found out that it was a catfish,

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I was like, yeah, literally I have nothing left.

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I'm just gonna leave streaming

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and leave social media in general, fuck everything.

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And then I had made this foot longer called My Story,

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August 30, 2020.

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I don't think I can actually like open the link though.

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Yeah, I don't think you can actually open these links anymore

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because it's so longer sound.

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But essentially the reason why I made that twirl longer

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was because I was like, everybody hates me for someone

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that I am when I play League, right?

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So I just want to be open about like,

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who I've always been and who I actually am.

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So at least like they realized that, you know,

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that wasn't the real me, right?

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Hold on.

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I'm actually playing this game.

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So what ends up happening after all that is that I slowly started scaling again and everything

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was looking really good, right?

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Now over the course of the next few years, I had like some peaks, some valleys and all

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all that kind of stuff. And then I had another like really low point, right? Because at one

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point I was like, a lot of people were just saying that I was like a really shitty player,

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right? Because I peaked to like, let's say 2000 viewers, right? And then after peaking

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to 2000 viewers in the early season, I believe it was like 2021 or 2022, I ended up getting

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banned on Twitch. And they forced name changed me from Doanel to Doobly Purple, because they

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they said that Doanel was a sexual reference that meant

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like duanal, right?

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So that was what they said.

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They were like, oh yeah, Doanel is a sexual reference

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to duanal, so we're indefinitely banning you

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and we're force name changing you.

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They kept me indefinitely banning at first,

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but it was after I got an Amazon rep to actually look

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into the case that they were like, oh yeah, OK, fine.

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Well, just force name change.

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So for a period of literally three months,

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I was forced to stream with a username dooblypurple.

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I'm not kidding you, by the way.

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I was forced to shame.

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And it literally felt like you're the clown,

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you know what I mean?

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Because it's like all your branding and everything

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is like based around like Do-An-L,

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your YouTube, your Twitter, your fucking,

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your Twitch, your Discord, it's all Do-An-L.

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And then one day Twitch randomly is like,

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yeah, you're not streaming with that,

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you're doobly purple now.

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It'd be like tomorrow they ban me.

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And then my new name becomes like Dan Fallis, imagine.

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Dan Fallis. Imagine. It's like, what the fuck? And then you guys see that on your screen, you're like, who the fuck is Dan Fallis, right?

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Like, if all my TikToks, my YouTube videos, right, that directed to Twitch.tv slash don't know, like, all of that was all gone, too, because now I was like, do be purple.

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So already, I was like mentally hammered for like months, right? Months, months, months.

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And it was just like an overall really bad time for me, you know?

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I need to tell more stories more often.

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What the fuck?

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I'm actually playing crazy.

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So I was mentally hammered for literally months to a point where I didn't even want to shoot

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anymore because it would be like imagine going into your job every day and instead of being

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known as like Dimitri, you're known as like DeTwerkr and you can change this

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right? Everyone that sees you, you're DeTwerkr and you're like dude my name's

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fucking Dimitri like why the fuck are like this is fucking bullshit you know? So

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at some point I ended up managing to finally get the name Dauntless because

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they completely disbarged me from ever being able to use like Dauntless again so

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I was like now known as Dauntless right? And I used to have a lot of people that

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like doubt me that would sit there and say he's like a diamond player he's shit

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he's just a personality like that guy's not even that funny he's not that great

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of the game ironically it's like the same shit you guys so here to this day

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you know what I mean like it hasn't changed the shit that people have been

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saying for years they still say to this day doesn't matter that I've had challenger

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every single season and splits since 2021 no does it matter that I had challenger

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in four different regions no does it matter that I've done all the things

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I've done no like there are so people are just gonna say bullshit right so what ends up happening is I'm sitting there and I'm like

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Everyone's like saying I'm a ship player. Everyone is saying that it's like I'm never gonna be any good or anything like that

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Whatever so I ended up making a one-point-a-butt with someone where I said I can hit challenge on Europe with a hundred ping

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Right. I'm gonna challenge on Europe with a hundred ping and I'll show you really just how good I actually am

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So I ended up moving to Quebec City because at the time COVID restrictions were so in place

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so I couldn't even leave the country. So I moved to Quebec City with a friend of mine detention

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and we ended up playing in Quebec City and I play on Europe with like 95 ping. Okay. So while I'm

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there, I ended up meeting someone, whatever we got to talking, eventually ended up dating. I say

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dating because it didn't last even last two months, which I'll get into the

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reason why in a little bit. I ended up losing the bet, but the

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reason why I lost the bet wasn't because I actually wasn't good enough. The

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reason why I lost the bet was because I actually got hard issues. So the timeline

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was I went to Quebec City and I stayed there until about I think it was like

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mid-May let's say right so then in late May I end up going back to like my

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hometown right where I lived with my parents and all kind of stuff and then I

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was like all right I'm still gonna continue the challenge from here I have

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like two weeks left so I ended up meeting the person that I dated right and

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all that. One day, I ended up not feeling very good. So I didn't think much of it, I

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was just like, you know what, I don't feel that great, but it's probably just like a

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little bug, whatever it is.

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Well, I don't interrupt you, but just wanted you to know the long time and new viewers

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are all proud of what

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Wait, give me the same one, give me the same one. I'll check it out after. So, then what

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ends of happening is that I end up fucking, wait, I actually just got a complete thrown

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off.

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Fuck!

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Okay, where was I?

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Oh yeah, yeah, I end up not feeling good.

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So one day I wake up and I don't feel that great and I say, you know what, I'm going

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to take like a day off the gym because I don't feel like I can actually do it today.

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Like something about me doesn't feel right in like my chest area.

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So I take a day off the gym, I take a day off caffeine, next day I wake up, same shit.

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I'm like, hmm, that's weird.

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The next day I wake up, I still don't feel good.

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And I was like, this is very strange.

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But the thing is that on Saturday,

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so keep in mind that this was maybe let's say Thursday.

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On Saturday, I had plans with my friends

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that we were gonna go camping, okay?

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So I told myself, I was like, listen,

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if I can just tough it out till Saturday,

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I'm gonna be able to get a lot of like fresh air

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on the camping trails and stuff like that.

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like we're gonna go hiking and it's gonna do me good

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and I'm gonna actually like be able to like heal that way.

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So I just didn't tough it out till Saturday

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until I go on this camping trip.

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On Friday, my friend, and it still gives me goosebumps

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to think, on Friday my friend messages the group

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and says, guys, it's so weird,

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but the lady that I actually booked the place

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that we're supposed to be like camping at from,

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she just randomly declined the request.

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Like, it was booked and everything,

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and she just like ended the reservation and canceled.

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I was like, wow, that's very fucking strange.

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So the next day I wake up, I start my stream,

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and I was like squirming in my chair like this,

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like clutching my chest.

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And then my verse like,

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dude, please go to the hospital, go to the hospital.

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Like clearly something's wrong with you.

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Like, it's not right, what's going on?

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So I was like, okay, you know what, I'm going to go to the hospital.

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So I go to the hospital, they tell me, all right, you're going to have to stay, because

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we found something weird, and I was like, okay, whatever.

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So then they do this thing called a BNP level test, and your BNP levels in your body are

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something that measure the potential for a heart failure, okay?

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And keep in mind that a guy around like 20, which was the age I was at the time, has a

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typical BMP level of about, let's say, 100.

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The doctor told me that when I got admitted to the hospital, my BMP levels were at 7,000.

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And I wanted to understand that like 5,000 is like what people that are on the brink

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of a heart attack are at, you know.

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The doctor tells me, dude, I'm going to be real, if you would have waited even one more

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day before coming to the hospital, there's a good chance that your parents would have

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found you dead in your bed.

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I'm not even sure, like it's fucking crazy, right?

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So I was like, dude, what the fuck?

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Then after that, I ended up having to spend a few days recovering in the hospital.

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I get home and I'm like, okay.

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My first thought, I wanted to understand how crazy this was, my first thought was, okay,

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this is low-key chill, because my streams have been kind of dying for a while now, but

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if I can use this heart failure arc as something fucking crazy, it's like maybe I can bring

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it back and talk about how I'm overcoming heart failure and all that shit until I get

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challenger.

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That's what the mental I was almost, right?

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So I get back from the hospital, doctors told me to rest and shit, but I was like queuing

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for like 10 hours plus a day, literally every day, right? And I was like trying to get challenged

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around 100 ping, but ultimately I wasn't able to. So when I didn't hit it, then it was again,

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like a lot of people being like, oh yeah, dude, like, like almost completely ignoring the fact

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that I literally almost died of a heart condition, right? They were like, oh yeah, look at this guy,

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like we were right, he isn't that good at action. He's like really dog shit and all that. And I was

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I was like, okay, dude, whatever.

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And then,

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I think it was maybe a week later, something like that.

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But the person that I was seeing at the time,

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I found out that they were cheating on me

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with multiple people.

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So I was like, oh, that's fucking cool as well.

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So I literally sat there at that point,

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and I was overcoming that,

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which was the cheating incident.

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I was overcoming the fact that everyone thought

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it was this dog shit player

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because I couldn't actually like hit challenge on 100 ping like I said or

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wouldn't and on top of it I was also

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one

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I'm actually fucking insane and on top of it

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I was also sitting there and I wasn't even able to grab my shrooms properly

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because my doctors only if you ever scream again like you could literally die

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of a heart attack

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right oh cool nice pen today

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So my doctors are told me like you could literally die of a heart attack so I wasn't even able to like grind my streams

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I wasn't able to work out everything that I came to love was just crashing down right can stream can work out

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Nobody really around me right and then the whole community thing. I'm this like dog shit loser all that kind of stuff, you know

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So what ends up happening?

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Okay, is that for a few months afterwards, you know, it's like I was

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having everyone that would be like me or not everyone but they're like a few

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people that would be making these videos so I'm not how I'm like bad I'm

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washed up I'm bad I'm washed up I'm like not good anymore all this stuff like

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making fun of me how I act on stream even though like you know it's like you

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know like I'm literally overcoming the fact that I literally could have died

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you know like being faced with mortality all that kind of stuff then not to

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mentioned like all the other shit too like it was a lot to handle you know so

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it ends up getting to this point again where it's like I found like this

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depressive kind of like melancholy attitude because I was like dude like I'm

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sitting here and it feels almost like I'm getting like bullied out of like

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streaming when I can't do anything to even stop it because anytime I say

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anything my words just get used against me and then that's like another video

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right because it felt like for example let's say somebody would make a video

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And they'd be like don't us his dog shit, right?

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And then I would sit there and someone on my show and be like hey don't us your dog shit

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And I'd be like well. I'm actually not dog shit

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Because this is this is this then it's like another video would get made of like oh

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Dante says he's not dog shit ha ha ha and then like live reaction, right?

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So it's like this thing were for literally months

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It's like anything that I said on my stream would be used to like harass me and then if I don't respond to it

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then everyone just continues with this perception.

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If I do respond to it, then I lose

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because now it's like everyone just thinks you're a clown.

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So it gets to a point where all this is going on

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and September hits.

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Oh, man, that's September.

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And you guys have to understand that the reason why

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I say September hits is because in June of that year,

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I made a tweet.

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I made a tweet to write.

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And the tweet that I made, I still have it highlighted,

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was this one right here.

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It was in July.

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Because Hecarim at the time was one of the worst jungle picks

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in the entire game.

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And it's because at the time, Hecarim

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was impossible to balance because he was too simple

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and he was too strong.

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So I make this series of tweets in July

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that the entire League community left at me for, by the way.

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Because they were like, look at this clown.

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he's sitting here, he's trying to fucking get Riot to buff his champion, he knows nothing,

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as if Riot would ever listen to a washed up hechrom on trick and all this kind of shit.

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And then in September Riot announced his hechrom changes, and the changes that they announced

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were the changes that you guys end up seeing are hechrom nowadays, which were literally

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driven and inspired by what I made as my tweet.

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For example, I said, give them more Q stacks, instead of two, they gave them three.

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I said, you need to incentivize W max second, right?

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And to do that, they gave them more survivability on this W by adding Armour and Armour.

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They didn't do the E changes, and then they also reduced the fear duration of this ultimate.

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So three out of the four changes that I like asked for, right, made, okay?

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And around that time, it was also the same time, that assassin hechrom was starting to

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become viable, where you would buy this item called Duskblade of Dracthar, and Duskblade

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would actually turn your champion invisible every single time you died.

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Or every single time you got a kill and an assist.

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So September hits, they announce the changes, and I'm like, wait a second, there's no

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fucking way.

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And then at the same time, COVID restrictions start lifting, and then my friend Attention,

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who was the guy that I had went to Quebec City with.

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I actually traveled with him for almost all my trips.

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He tells me, he's like,

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Dante, what if we went to Europe?

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And we did a Europe ride, right?

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So I was like, you know what, fuck it, I'm open to it.

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I have nothing left to lose anyways.

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I literally went from averaging 2,000 viewers in January

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to nowadays averaging like 500.

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I'm probably gonna reenroll into school next semester anyways.

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shit's fucked, it is what it is, bro.

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Might as well just full send it on one last rip trip.

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And then the Europe trip ends up becoming

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the craziest shit ever, bro.

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Like, I went to Europe and you have to understand

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that it's like everybody was sitting there

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and they were always like, oh well,

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EU is like harder than NA, your rank in NA

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doesn't matter, cause like EU's superior, all that.

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I go to Europe and I should you not,

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I was fucking dominating.

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I was going fully thawed at you heck from every game,

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shopping 20-25 kills and it's like every single day there were more and more people that were

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like wait this guy is actually kind of insane and it even got to a point where I hit grindmaster

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in US on that trip and I was only a few wins away from challenger right and during that

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whole arc too I was also doing this thing called the Rizzler arc right so I was actually

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one of the first people if not actually the first that might have been to actually make

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the term the Rizzler, right? And you guys can go back to my tweets back then, but you probably

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wouldn't find it because of how long ago it was. But back then more was is because I would

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just open or I would have like Photoshop images of me in a Riddler costume and I would respond

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to these random e-girls tweets and just type these like corny pickup lines. You know what

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I mean? Like just like the corny as shit ever with like a Rizzler with the Rizzler outfit.

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And it got to the point where it's like I would literally just perm a troll on Twitter

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all night and then I would stream during the day and I genuinely got appointed where I started

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to like love everything again. You know where I was like dude like this is fun like I'm

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loving streaming again like it's amazing right and I even made a video at the end of

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that trip called Europe where I sat down and I even talked about it you know and I just

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like sat there I went over everything and you know like how Europe really revived my

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stream again you know because I went from at the first stream in Europe I was

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averaging maybe like let's say 500 viewers and then by the end of it my

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last year I was picking up like 7,000 I know when I went back to NA I think I

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was like maintaining like 3,000 right so it's like again it saved my career so

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that's why it's the crazy thing is that for me it's this thing where over the

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course of my career I've had in multiple times where it's like I was sure I was

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going to quit, like, reenrolling back into school, sitting there being like, you know

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what, like, this isn't going to happen, like, I can't do it anymore. But there have been

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so many times where it's like, that was my mentality. And then the most random thing

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ever happens. And all of a sudden, it's like, wait, holy fuck, we actually brought it back,

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you know? That's why it's like, cool. And that's one of the reasons why I can also sit

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there and also like be appreciative you know because it's like when you look at

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my twitch tracker graph you can literally see where it's like you go like

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that like that like that like that you know so it's like when you sit there and

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you and you fucking experience that it also helps put things into perspective

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you know and not keep you too like hamdins the idea of like the you know

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like oh like I'm this big important guy on mine like no no really you're just

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gotta people find funny today they might not find you finding tomorrow right and

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And then maybe you'll be able to sit there and like do enough with it that you can like support your family, you know

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She'll like them

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But I was crazy and then this time it was like I got everything going bad like so many things

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Because like you guys have to understand that's never like I stopped trying right like

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At least like once every month or two

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I would like have this new thing this new project that I would try the this new like

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Challenge I would try going for but it's like nothing would ever really like work

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Nothing ever really gave me like that love for shimming again, you know, and

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Nowadays what's nice is that I

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Kind of like got it back, you know like that spark it's like there, you know, thanks to jinx the opposite. No, that's pretty sad

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But yeah

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She's chasing us oh

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You're like really bad at the game

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I'm not going to complain about that, so that's why it's honestly like cool, you know.

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Because there were so many things that I tried during the last three years that just like

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fell through.

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Events I tried participating in, tournaments I tried competing in, teams that I tried creating

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to compete in tournaments, people that I tried to like set up things with, and it's just

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like everything would just always like, it's like it would feel like it was going to happen

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and it was going to be good, and then it would just come crashing down.

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And I swear to God, I'm not even kidding.

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I must have been let down in terms of like things really just not going the way that

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I thought they would.

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So I'm like kind of like a set of perspective, not necessarily like, oh well I thought I was

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going to like 1v9 here and I just didn't.

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from a setup perspective like probably like at least 10 times here. Check the

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donown. Oh yeah, let me look at this. And the CMS critter thing has her subs pinned

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them once as well. Welcome back, Yandhi there in the gift as well. My hero is so

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1v9 when trauma dumping. Well, it's because it's more of a thing of like, the

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thing that I like about my streaming career is that there's a story behind it,

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You know, it's not just like I go live every day and I play League of Legends like there's a story. There's arcs

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There's like things that happen. You know, there's like time periods. There's there's right. There's rises. There's falls

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There's fucking like challenges that dude like there's everything, you know, I mean

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So that's why it's like cool and I can sit there and recount the stories

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It's kind of like how people are gonna recount their like glory days

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But you can say this moment in general to be the biggest moment or thing to happen to

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you to our streaming career, yeah without a doubt for sure.

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Because I think the interesting thing about the whole Jinxie thing too is that it's probably

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like the first time that I even feel like included within the general Twitch scene as

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well.

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Because like what I mean by that is like like today for example the fact that

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Jinx he was willing to include me in the and like the game night and stuff like

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that like to actually feel like oh you know like I'm a streamer and I'm like

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streaming with other shimmers I'm saying they were like doing content and

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stuff like that you know it's the first time I really like feel like that ever

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you know because in the past even when I would like let's say blow up or have

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like really good like times or moments it never really translated into anything

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other than like more people want to watch me play league you know so that's why

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this time I feel like it's it's different right and the reason obviously

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is because like since James enjoys doing stuff with many like once include me

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and he's just like a great guy in that respect then it opened

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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and

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started

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yet that's what i'm saying is like crazy to me

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is like in my head i was like already like down for the count you know i mean

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like alright well it is what it is

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time to hang it up wrap it up and see if we're going to do something else here

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I remember the marathon where the Oilers would not stop and you decide to end the marathon

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even though the timer was not done

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yeah no I know what you mean so I'll tell you guys a story about that

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so the first time I went to Korea

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i had the craziest run that korea had ever seen at the time

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and i had gone

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uh... to challenge her in like ten days

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with like

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this good winrate and i was playing like thirty games a day right

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and the reason why that run didn't end up in rank one

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was because uh... the hotel that we're playing from

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one of the streamers i was playing from the hotel got a key back and then when

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he got a key back everyone do you want to go to a lot of other and greek felt in

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terms of chemistry and how well your personalities work together. I actually

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started watching Twitch daily. I'm glad that you're enjoying it.

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So anyways what happens is at the hotel all the shimmers are getting banned

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right and it literally became the thing where for legitimately two weeks straight

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I would go on a new account I'd play on it for a day and then I would get banned

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right and by the time that my flight was like gonna come I got in down literally

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the day before that my flight was like set to bring me back to Canada and I

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was like I'm gonna be honest I'm so mentally destroyed from all this that I

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don't want to like do it like I'm not gonna extend my trip I'm just going home

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right so what happens is that a few months later

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Isn't it crazy how much she does?

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So what ends up happening is that a few months later, I go to Germany for the first time,

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and there is where I met my wife.

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And while I was in Germany, I hit a 65% winrate, I believe, on Hecarim to challenge her Europe.

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three days before I left Germany and it was actually like about two and a half

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weeks before my career my next like Korea sub-a-thon was gonna start riot

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actually nerfed the fuck out of jungle but when I tell you guys a nerve jungle

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and I don't mean that's like they nerfed the cam the gold they get by five gold

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per cam I mean that they nerf jungler in a way where it's like junglers would be

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the same level as supports I'm not kidding you like it was fucking bad so the

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The next time I went to Korea, Hecarim was in the most nerfed state ever.

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Because they had just done these nerfs to some items that I enjoyed using with him.

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Then they had also nerfed his synergy with those items.

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Then they nerfed Jungler in general.

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So I go to Korea and I do the sub-a-thon.

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And every second comment was, wow, you're in a relationship now and you're inting the

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game.

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Go figure.

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Wow.

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You got in a relationship and now you fell off.

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Go figure.

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Wow, Dawn Test.

11:34:34.340 --> 11:34:38.080
You gotta leave your relationship bro because you're playing like shit nowadays and it's

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like it wasn't that.

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You know like it's a fact that Riot literally nerfed everything that made my first career

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trip good.

11:34:44.540 --> 11:34:45.540
Right?

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And yeah, I got to a point where it's like after about like three weeks of it or like

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two and a half, three weeks, it was supposed to be an uncapped sell but then I was like

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I need to end this.

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Like I literally just want to kill myself.

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Just so you guys can understand, I got to a point where at one point, Laura came down

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Korea and at one point I was arguing with this one Korean dude in team chat because he was saying that I entered right and

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He's like I killed you I killed you mom and I said yeah, you kill me mom bro come to fucking hotel

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Come to a hotel in

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This hotel in this city right now in this room and I'll fucking show you who's gonna fucking die

11:35:23.120 --> 11:35:29.920
But I was doxing myself in the team chat bro because I was getting so tilted from this Korean tell me that my mom was dead

11:35:29.920 --> 11:35:34.600
like I'm not it was fucked I was literally sitting there I was hitting

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my my desk so hard that my hands were like splitting open and fucking bleeding

11:35:39.360 --> 11:35:47.520
like it was it was fucked it was fucked right and yeah and then every single

11:35:47.520 --> 11:35:50.520
message was wow don't test you got a relationship and now you're not good at

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the game anymore it's like no you fucking retard has nothing to do with that

11:35:54.400 --> 11:35:57.960
you fucking piece of shit bastard

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yo you guys know what the fuck I'm talking about

11:36:02.960 --> 11:36:05.320
thank you I'm not even determined to thank you

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hey honestly I do not care about other people's opinion of you or the type of

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content you create it's because at the end of the day at the end day I just

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realized how meaningless I actually am to most people that are ever gonna be

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involved in my content in any way so like what I mean by that is like you guys

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are gonna scroll real right of me and you might be like dude what the fuck

11:36:24.360 --> 11:36:28.700
Santa's doing but then you're gonna scroll and there's gonna be another real and another real and another real

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You're gonna open my shim for an hour, right?

11:36:31.440 --> 11:36:33.480
You're gonna be like well this guy's using his mind

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But then you're gonna turn off your PC and you're gonna do your homework or you're gonna hang out with your friends, right?

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You're gonna play League yourself, maybe and it's like the thing is that I

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realized that I am not

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important, right and

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The thing is that realizing that you're not important to other people is a blessing

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blessing, because then you realize that no matter how you are, how you're going to be

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and all that, like you're insignificant, so it doesn't matter.

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If I decide to go to school tomorrow, right, and I don't shower, yeah, I'm going to smell

11:37:03.140 --> 11:37:06.940
like shit and people are going to say, oh, this guy smells like ass, what do they care?

11:37:06.940 --> 11:37:10.660
You're just going to go and they're going to continue about their day, right?

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So it's like when you realize how meaningless and insignificant you are to other people,

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it opens up like a lot of doors for you to just be you, you know?

11:37:18.420 --> 11:37:23.420
I was actually talking to Laura, Laura was talking to me about her recently, because at one point Laura was like,

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did you know what I realized about being with you?

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And I was like what? And she's like, I'm gonna be honest, I have no shame anymore.

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And I was like, what do you mean? And she's like, because like you're so like shameless with like the way you run,

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she didn't mean it in the mean way.

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She's like, you like just don't give a fuck at all?

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That it's like, I sit there and even me, I'm like, dude, why the fuck am I gonna care?

11:37:45.480 --> 11:37:50.640
And like Dante's literally doesn't give a shit because if Dante's doesn't give a shit and he actually he does

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Then what the fuck am I gonna like her about you know?

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I was like yeah exactly like that. That's what I've been telling you baby like why even fucking care just be you who gives a shit

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You know I mean

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Like it's her just like just be fucking you who's good who's gonna care you know I

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Want to sell this for this one

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The entertainment you bring is the best part of some people's day, exactly, but I wanted

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to listen to what you just said.

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You just said the entertainment I bring, and this is what I'm trying to make you guys understand.

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So that's the things I'm going to say that are going to make people laugh, the way that

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I'm going to act on stream, the stories I'm going to talk about, right?

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And that's why it's like at the end of the day, even if those stories make me seem cringe,

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or even if they sit there and like, it's going to be something that people are going to laugh

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or clip people are going to reference for years after.

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It's like at the end of the day, it made people laugh, you know?

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And it brightens their day and not so matters.

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So that's why regardless of how you're going to sit there

11:38:54.600 --> 11:38:56.440
and think, I'm cringe, I'm this, I'm that,

11:38:56.440 --> 11:38:58.760
it's like I'm making people laugh, you know?

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And I'm saying that people are enjoying my stuff,

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so it's like, okay, I'm cringe.

11:39:04.080 --> 11:39:06.360
You know, cool, I love being cringe.

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What?

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I'm really enjoying learning about your backstory.

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It's very human. Some people call this being toxic. Others call it being shameless.

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I see it as being authentic. I respect you for this. You're significant to me, like your streams, bro.

11:39:33.400 --> 11:39:34.400
Thank you, Ron.

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What?

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I appreciate that.

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I hope you're proud of yourself, dude. Junko for sure brings numbers.

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to be honest you are hilarious all stream not just the four or less hours

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jiddy is in call it's a great deal but thank you I feel so sorry

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but I'm gonna be honest for me it's like it's hard for me to feel like

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proud like I'm very happy with how things are going I'm like ecstatic to

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wake up every day but the reason why I'm not gonna sit here and say I'm proud is

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because for me it doesn't feel real yet right like it feels like I could wake up

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tomorrow and it's like it was all just a dream. You know what I mean? And even though it's been

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like a few weeks now, it's like it still feels like that, right? Which I don't think is a bad thing,

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but it's like, for me, I don't feel proud. I just feel happy, right? And if that happiness

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results in better dreams, then all the better, right? But yeah, no, that's the other thing,

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though. For me as well, it's also a thing too of like, the reason I've always kind of like talked

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about like my story my backstory everything that happened you know like things I've overcome and

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stuff like that and security's fears whatever it just was you know people can relate to it like

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everyone has their own struggles you know and if I can southern I can like give a story that is

11:40:47.720 --> 11:40:52.520
like a way of me like kind of opening up a bit so to speak but that can help somebody that's

11:40:52.520 --> 11:40:56.200
going through something as well and it's like they don't see the light at the end of the tunnel

11:40:56.200 --> 11:40:57.760
And it's like, oh nice.

11:40:57.760 --> 11:40:59.920
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donald?

11:40:59.920 --> 11:41:00.720
Best hack on the world.

11:41:00.720 --> 11:41:02.040
No, it's okay, I'll thank you for all welcome.

11:41:02.040 --> 11:41:04.000
Thank you.

11:41:04.000 --> 11:41:06.720
Whatever ended up happening with your heart problem.

11:41:06.720 --> 11:41:09.760
So the heart problem, I ended up getting cleared of it

11:41:09.760 --> 11:41:10.520
a few months after.

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Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donald?

11:41:12.080 --> 11:41:13.840
To a point where now it's like there's not really

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any issues anymore.

11:41:15.880 --> 11:41:19.000
But yeah, it was a few months of like, it was bad.

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It's just the kids.

11:41:19.960 --> 11:41:22.600
Oh, shit.

11:41:22.600 --> 11:41:24.240
Please, Nick.

11:41:24.240 --> 11:41:26.240
I know it's only just a few shots.

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Thank you, Ro.

11:41:28.240 --> 11:41:31.240
We're gonna end with a crazy teamfight scene right for it.

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Yeah, I know it was a few months where it's like I couldn't lift, I couldn't do anything, and it's like...

11:41:36.240 --> 11:41:42.240
For me, it's like, in a normal scenario, like, I don't think it would have been that bad,

11:41:42.240 --> 11:41:45.240
but considering everything that I was going through at the time, it just felt like,

11:41:45.240 --> 11:41:48.240
damn, all this cancer and I can't even, like, lift.

11:41:48.240 --> 11:41:53.240
Because I've always been a guy where it's like, I was always obsessed with the idea of never ending improvements, right?

11:41:53.240 --> 11:42:06.240
I wake up every day, I improve my body through the gym, I improve my, let's say, career through my streams, and I improve my skill of League of Legends through playing the Loth, and that, for me, was like an obsession, right?

11:42:06.240 --> 11:42:19.240
And the reason why it was an obsession was because I was like, if I'm not the best, then one day, anybody that I ever love, or anybody that I ever meet, or anyone that I ever, like, equine myself with, they'll leave me for someone that's better, you know?

11:42:19.240 --> 11:42:29.240
And that's a mentality that's going to bring you places physically, right?

11:42:29.240 --> 11:42:33.240
But it's going to bring you nowhere then too.

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Oh fuck!

11:42:35.240 --> 11:42:37.240
I'm just going to tell you that's all for a shot.

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Thank you.

11:42:38.240 --> 11:42:42.240
So like, what I mean by that, just to give you guys a bit of a thing,

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because I think this is important to talk about especially nowadays,

11:42:45.240 --> 11:42:48.240
because things like looks maxing are becoming popular.

11:42:48.240 --> 11:42:50.240
are so hard every game.

11:42:50.240 --> 11:42:52.240
Thank you for the nice words.

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Last question.

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How did you defeat complacency?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

11:42:58.240 --> 11:42:59.240
So we'll talk about that.

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We'll talk about that.

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Let me mute the notifications for a minute.

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So what ends up happening, right, is I've always been a guy that's obsessed with

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improvement.

11:43:07.240 --> 11:43:11.240
And the reason why is because I started off from a point in my life where I started

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from zero on everything, right?

11:43:13.880 --> 11:43:15.860
With my physique, I start off obese.

11:43:15.860 --> 11:43:18.360
With my league ranks, I start off bronze.

11:43:18.360 --> 11:43:20.840
With my streams, I start off one viewer.

11:43:20.840 --> 11:43:26.160
And when you start off from the bottom, you realize how differently people treat you when

11:43:26.160 --> 11:43:31.240
you have nothing versus when you have something, right?

11:43:31.240 --> 11:43:34.600
You realize how different people are going to treat you when you're overweight versus

11:43:34.600 --> 11:43:35.760
when you're athletic.

11:43:35.760 --> 11:43:39.220
You realize how different people are going to treat you when they could gain something

11:43:39.220 --> 11:43:41.800
off you or they can't, right?

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And for me, it manifests in this way where it's like, I was saying that I was like, I

11:43:46.360 --> 11:43:49.200
need to be the best, I need to be the best, I need to be the best.

11:43:49.200 --> 11:43:52.760
And part of the reason why was because I was like, yeah, like if I'm not the best and people

11:43:52.760 --> 11:43:55.120
are just going to lead me, they're going to like, whatever, you know.

11:43:55.120 --> 11:44:00.200
So insecurity was on my driving factors, my driving motivators, my driving everything,

11:44:00.200 --> 11:44:01.200
right?

11:44:01.200 --> 11:44:04.640
Because for me, my insecurity is what allowed me to sit there and be like, I'm not good

11:44:04.640 --> 11:44:08.080
enough yet because I'm still not the best, right?

11:44:08.080 --> 11:44:10.480
And that's one of the reasons why I wanted to go for rank one.

11:44:10.480 --> 11:44:14.200
one of the reasons why I wanted to be a big streamer, why I went to the gym every day,

11:44:14.200 --> 11:44:17.840
all that, right?

11:44:17.840 --> 11:44:23.360
But what's interesting about that mentality is that even when you have everything you

11:44:23.360 --> 11:44:28.400
can possibly want, you feel like you have nothing, right?

11:44:28.400 --> 11:44:37.160
I remember being at a point where I had 20,000 viewers in Korea and I felt so empty inside,

11:44:37.160 --> 11:44:43.320
so empty that I'm not even shitting you, I would end my streams and I would literally

11:44:43.320 --> 11:44:51.240
message 10 random girls that I love them for literally no reason other than I was like

11:44:51.240 --> 11:44:55.320
if they say it back then maybe it'll fill that void for 5 seconds.

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Not even shitting you.

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That's how fucked it was.

11:44:59.360 --> 11:45:09.840
So what ends up happening is eventually one day, I'm sitting there and I'm like, I'm going

11:45:09.840 --> 11:45:15.000
to be honest, this mentality is not really helping me.

11:45:15.000 --> 11:45:23.040
And I started dating Laura and even then it was like, I was dating Laura the right way

11:45:23.040 --> 11:45:28.160
because the problem is that she isn't bad to me in any way whatsoever but the problem

11:45:28.160 --> 11:45:32.320
with her is that she doesn't make me insecure. So as a result, I don't feel the need to

11:45:32.320 --> 11:45:39.640
like keep grinding, right? So I would sit there, right? And every single day was like

11:45:39.640 --> 11:45:44.760
this constant internal battle, because I was like, she's so great for me, and she's so

11:45:44.760 --> 11:45:50.480
perfect for me. But is that really what I need? Or do I need to just like condemn myself

11:45:50.480 --> 11:45:55.600
to like loneliness? Because at least in loneliness, I'll be able to push myself for even more

11:45:55.600 --> 11:46:00.440
material right material wealth material success and all that and then maybe one

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day when I feel like I have enough then I can like take a step back you know and

11:46:05.240 --> 11:46:12.760
that was what ultimately led to the whole like breakup thing that happened I

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think the third time we had gone to Germany where it's like at one point I

11:46:17.880 --> 11:46:22.280
just broke up with her because I was like I can't do it anymore you know like

11:46:22.280 --> 11:46:27.000
Like this constant nagging doubt and fear that I have that I'm wasting all my potential

11:46:27.000 --> 11:46:32.120
that I'm not going to actually make it anywhere, that I'm never going to actually succeed or

11:46:32.120 --> 11:46:36.560
be able to get back to my heights because I'm limiting myself by not being insecure anymore.

11:46:36.560 --> 11:46:39.040
I don't know if I can deal with that.

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And it didn't even take me 24 hours until I realized I made a mistake.

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And it was actually kind of funny because one of the reasons why I actually ended up

11:46:51.080 --> 11:46:56.280
realizing like this is one of the worst mistakes that I could ever make, is because after that

11:46:56.280 --> 11:47:03.800
whole break up thing, I remember I went to the gym at one point and I was at the gym and I saw

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literally like borderline crying because all I could think about was how in her free time she

11:47:10.760 --> 11:47:15.720
plays these like silly little phone games. You know what I mean? And that's what she loves doing,

11:47:15.720 --> 11:47:22.320
like these just like random phone games like these random mobile games and I

11:47:22.320 --> 11:47:28.120
don't know why but that's literally all I could think about I was like she just

11:47:28.120 --> 11:47:35.560
loves those fucking phone games man and it's like it was the most like a random

11:47:35.560 --> 11:47:40.600
thing but I couldn't get it out of my head and then that's when I was like

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wait I think I genuinely really love this person it's like my core you know what

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I mean because for me before it was like love was just like a word you know but

11:47:54.340 --> 11:47:58.660
then sitting there and like when it's just like that small thing that's gonna

11:47:58.660 --> 11:48:02.300
evoke that you know it's like then I was like wait the fuck am I doing you know

11:48:02.300 --> 11:48:07.940
suddenly I ended up like talking it over all that kind of stuff she agreed to

11:48:07.940 --> 11:48:10.480
So, you know, like, help me work through it.

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I ended up going to therapy, right, started therapy and stopped it for a bit.

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We started again.

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Today I'm still in it, you know, but just like to help me cope with those feelings and all

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that.

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And, yeah, nowadays we're like married, you know, and that was for me like a thing where

11:48:28.380 --> 11:48:34.580
it's like, now I think back and I'm like, wow, I'm entering like a second prime, so

11:48:34.580 --> 11:48:36.080
to speak, right?

11:48:36.080 --> 11:48:38.760
And I'd argue that I'm probably the funniest I've ever been.

11:48:38.760 --> 11:48:43.400
I'm also playing extremely well too, unlike so many different champs, like my gameplay

11:48:43.400 --> 11:48:45.760
is not bad at all, you know.

11:48:45.760 --> 11:48:51.080
And I'm doing it while I'm in a relationship, you know, while I have somebody that I love

11:48:51.080 --> 11:48:56.960
while I'm married, you know, and it's like, it's like almost impossible to comprehend

11:48:56.960 --> 11:49:01.600
or at least it would have been for me two or three years ago, right?

11:49:01.600 --> 11:49:08.160
So to answer the guy that had the question about complacency, the thing about it is that

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most of the time people's motivators are going to be external.

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Or it'll be something like insecurity, which is internal, but it manifests itself externally.

11:49:22.440 --> 11:49:27.380
And the problem is that when you remove these external motivators, the only person you really

11:49:27.380 --> 11:49:37.740
have is like who you are you know and the thing is and the thing is like especially

11:49:37.740 --> 11:49:42.060
for someone like me like I always prodded myself on being like this like warrior that

11:49:42.060 --> 11:49:46.460
would like you know like overcome no matter the cost and all that kind of stuff but then

11:49:46.460 --> 11:49:50.740
I was like I came to realize dude when push comes to shove am I really that dude like

11:49:50.740 --> 11:49:54.220
I'm sitting there I always give up these different challenges I never really like follow through

11:49:54.220 --> 11:49:57.860
with anything and then like I don't really feel like motivated about anything you know

11:49:57.860 --> 11:50:01.900
like I just kind of go through the motions but it's like I say that I'm a warrior so

11:50:01.900 --> 11:50:07.900
am I really or am I just like laughing you know and I'm gonna be honest for me overcoming

11:50:07.900 --> 11:50:15.380
that complacency it never really happened you know like I would even say that to the

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stay right had it not been for you know like Jinxie making me as coach and all kind of

11:50:22.580 --> 11:50:31.020
stuff, would I still be complacent today? Probably, you know, honestly. But instead now, it's like I just feel

11:50:31.020 --> 11:50:39.500
supported. And I think, you know, I'm going to be honest, now that I think about it, I think that's what it is. I'm

11:50:39.500 --> 11:50:45.820
going to be honest, I think that's what it is. Because the thing is that it's like for me, for example, when it

11:50:45.820 --> 11:50:50.900
comes like streaming and stuff like that, I'm going to have my family that supports me, my wife supports

11:50:50.900 --> 11:50:53.140
I mean, my viewers support me and all that kind of stuff.

11:50:53.140 --> 11:50:54.620
But when it's like, there are going

11:50:54.620 --> 11:50:56.540
to be 1,000 people that say they like you

11:50:56.540 --> 11:50:57.980
and they watch you every day.

11:50:57.980 --> 11:50:59.780
And then there are going to be like tens of thousands

11:50:59.780 --> 11:51:01.820
of people across the same community

11:51:01.820 --> 11:51:04.780
that you're a part of, that thing you're this cringe retard

11:51:04.780 --> 11:51:07.780
that you'd be better off hanging it up and all that kind

11:51:07.780 --> 11:51:08.580
of stuff.

11:51:08.580 --> 11:51:11.900
It's like, even though you have the support of the people

11:51:11.900 --> 11:51:15.660
around you, the people that matter,

11:51:15.660 --> 11:51:19.940
the fact that you feel like an outsider within your own realm,

11:51:19.940 --> 11:51:22.340
that you feel like you don't belong there,

11:51:22.340 --> 11:51:25.940
I think it impacts you a lot mentally, right?

11:51:26.900 --> 11:51:29.420
So that's why for me, I think nowadays

11:51:29.420 --> 11:51:33.700
one of the reasons why I kind of lost that complacency

11:51:33.700 --> 11:51:36.800
is because nowadays I genuinely feel like

11:51:36.800 --> 11:51:39.800
supported and welcomed in a way that I haven't

11:51:39.800 --> 11:51:42.000
for like a very long time, you know?

11:51:44.380 --> 11:51:46.340
Like if someone mentions my name,

11:51:46.340 --> 11:51:48.160
I'm like another shame for example,

11:51:48.160 --> 11:51:49.560
The chance of someone being like,

11:51:49.560 --> 11:51:51.600
ah dude, fuck that guy, he's so cringe,

11:51:51.600 --> 11:51:53.840
is like way lower than someone being like,

11:51:53.840 --> 11:51:56.440
oh yeah, like he's actually kind of funny, you know?

11:51:56.440 --> 11:51:57.520
And I think for me,

11:51:57.520 --> 11:52:01.040
because I've always wanted a place like belong and feel that,

11:52:01.040 --> 11:52:03.840
it kind of helps me with actually being willing

11:52:03.840 --> 11:52:06.120
to be entertaining and wanting to give it my all,

11:52:06.120 --> 11:52:07.720
because if I'm like, oh yeah, you know,

11:52:07.720 --> 11:52:11.760
like I feel like it is at least somewhat appreciated, right?

11:52:11.760 --> 11:52:15.320
By like a greater audience that doesn't just look at it

11:52:15.320 --> 11:52:18.920
and necessarily just instantly clown on it,

11:52:18.920 --> 11:52:21.160
or not even just clown on it, but just view it

11:52:21.160 --> 11:52:25.360
as an outsider, that then it does help a lot with that.

11:52:25.360 --> 11:52:26.520
So that's what I would say.

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I would say maybe the complacency thing

11:52:28.200 --> 11:52:30.640
does have to do with feelings of support.

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And I really appreciate the premise, all of them.

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Thank you.

11:52:36.520 --> 11:52:38.040
Now that I've shared the lowest points to your Sherman

11:52:38.040 --> 11:52:40.920
creator, let's turn it all down again,

11:52:40.920 --> 11:52:43.720
but I'm not losing on the Shumtai.

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Share some of the highlights.

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one that comes to mind with the beginning of the season

11:52:46.600 --> 11:52:49.760
challenge races, I have an Washington affairs,

11:52:49.760 --> 11:52:51.160
so highlights.

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You think that camp was so impacted policy?

11:52:55.280 --> 11:52:56.840
I would say so, I would say so,

11:52:56.840 --> 11:52:59.840
but I wish I was more open about a lot of stuff during it.

11:52:59.840 --> 11:53:02.080
Because a lot of the stuff during the doctor's episode

11:53:02.080 --> 11:53:06.600
was mean like posturing in ways like appear a certain way.

11:53:06.600 --> 11:53:08.280
So I kind of wish I really like approached it

11:53:08.280 --> 11:53:12.080
with like openness and that kind of stuff.

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But I ain't on a notch guys for this.

11:53:13.400 --> 11:53:23.320
But yeah, so like highlights of my career, okay in order I would say they're like

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Off the top of my head

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There have been a few highlights

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So one of them obviously recently is the Jinxie thing the Jinxie coaching all that kind of stuff. I think is a big one

11:53:34.320 --> 11:53:38.040
Another highlight of my career was the first career trip, right?

11:53:38.040 --> 11:53:43.160
obviously another highlight was the first Europe trip that was like another

11:53:43.160 --> 11:53:49.320
big one too because both of those trips were just like me really like overcoming

11:53:49.320 --> 11:53:54.240
a lot of odds and really showing up and being like hey I'm not what you guys

11:53:54.240 --> 11:53:58.320
think I am you're having like I'm better and then also like falling in love with

11:53:58.320 --> 11:54:02.840
streaming again so I would say like those three for sure then there was this

11:54:02.840 --> 11:54:07.760
This other thing where was the beginning of season challenge erases.

11:54:07.760 --> 11:54:12.160
So there was one time that I did this thing and I used to do these things called Dante's

11:54:12.160 --> 11:54:13.880
challenge erases.

11:54:13.880 --> 11:54:18.920
Now what a Dante's challenge erase was was it was when a new split or season would start

11:54:18.920 --> 11:54:24.520
I would get a group of let's say 20 challenger players that would all put in a 500 US dollar

11:54:24.520 --> 11:54:30.760
buy-in right and the winner of the first person to the challenger would end up receiving the

11:54:30.760 --> 11:54:32.320
whole pot of money.

11:54:32.320 --> 11:54:39.480
So if there were 20 people, everyone puts in a 5-1-2-2-1 buy-in, you win, you win 10 grand.

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Now the first time I did this race, everyone kind of viewed me as like this joke.

11:54:45.800 --> 11:54:47.300
Like, don't test, bah!

11:54:47.300 --> 11:54:48.960
Who gives a shit about don't test?

11:54:48.960 --> 11:54:49.960
He's not going to make it.

11:54:49.960 --> 11:54:53.280
There are all these other challenger players, I've been challenger for years.

11:54:53.280 --> 11:54:54.280
Don't test, bah!

11:54:54.280 --> 11:54:55.440
He's out of the running.

11:54:55.440 --> 11:54:56.440
He's hosting the event.

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Thanks for the free money, but that's about all he's doing.

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So what ends up happening is I end up going on a fucking demon run, absolute fucking demon

11:55:04.800 --> 11:55:05.800
run.

11:55:05.800 --> 11:55:08.120
I was destroying everyone.

11:55:08.120 --> 11:55:12.120
And I was neck and neck with TF Blade.

11:55:12.120 --> 11:55:16.800
And for those that don't know, TF Blade is this guy that's this like rank one top laner.

11:55:16.800 --> 11:55:23.880
Probably I would say like top two best top laners in NA, right?

11:55:23.880 --> 11:55:26.360
He's hit rank three career rank one everywhere.

11:55:26.360 --> 11:55:29.320
Like this guy's at another level, right?

11:55:29.320 --> 11:55:32.920
And I was neck and neck with him.

11:55:32.920 --> 11:55:39.920
And the thing was, is that day, TFBlade was streaming for 8 hours when I woke up, and

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I was like, he's going to go to bed, but he didn't go into bed, right?

11:55:44.240 --> 11:55:52.080
Because the thing is that the way that the Challenger cutoff works is at 3 am Eastern,

11:55:52.080 --> 11:55:55.680
the ladder updates, and everyone that's above Challenger cutoff gets promoted to Challenger

11:55:55.680 --> 11:55:58.840
if you're below you get demoted, etc.

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So what happens is that that day, me and TF played starting from let's say 8pm, we were

11:56:03.380 --> 11:56:09.540
both at like 350 LP and it was at a point where I should you know when I say that it's

11:56:09.540 --> 11:56:13.660
like we would both win, we would both lose, we would both win, we would both lose and

11:56:13.660 --> 11:56:17.460
we were literally like tied, okay?

11:56:17.460 --> 11:56:26.740
So at one point we're sitting there and it's literally 2 o'clock in the morning AM and

11:56:26.740 --> 11:56:31.220
He didn't even go to sleep because he knew that if he wanted to bed I would grind more than him

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and I'd probably have to cut off before him so he like stayed awake right.

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I was live for about 21 hours. He was live for about 28 or 29 and I sat there right and we were

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both one win away from Challenger. We were both tied one win away. We were both in a different game

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and whoever would have won would have been Challenger. Literally I shouldn't you know when I say

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this guy's like 45 minutes before the cutoff ends so it's like it was like we

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were both one man away from challenger both 45 minutes before the cutoff ends

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and it's like he won I didn't I'm pretty sure if I'm not mistaken I got target

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ban and target ends of that game though which was like unfortunate but it is what

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it is right and that day I remember I was peeking like fucking 16,000 viewers

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was like it was fucking crazy, right?

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So that was another highlight for me.

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Another highlight for me was at one point

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I had gone to Brazil, right?

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Because I was supposed to participate in this tournament

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with a few other people,

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but the tournament did not go through,

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there was a whole shit show, whatever.

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So at one point I said, you know what?

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I'm gonna end up sitting here,

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and I'm gonna actually go for Challenger in Brazil.

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Because I haven't had Challenger yet,

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I had Grandmaster and think of this, okay?

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When the season ended in Brazil, I ended as the rank 301 Grandmaster,

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which means that I was the rank one Grandmaster because top 200 is Challenger.

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And the only reason why I didn't a Challenger is unironically because Qtams were so long there.

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Oh, that sucks. That's really sad. It's because Qtams were so long.

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signal. Qtimes were so long that it was impossible to find a game before like 15 minutes, right?

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So I ended up ending that season, ranked 301, and then the new season starts, right? And I'm like,

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whatever, playing casually, you know, whatever it is. So then at one point, Challenger Cutoff is 500LP,

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right? Challenger Crop is 500 LP and I woke up that morning and I was about, I was 15 wins away.

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So what's 15 times to 300? I woke up and I was 200 LP Grandmaster. Okay. And keep in mind that I

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would gain about 20 LP for one. And I was like, I'm 16 wins away from Challenger Brazil, but I will

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not sleep until I get it. And I want you guys to understand that when I woke up and I started

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playing, okay, when I woke up and I started playing, it was like let's say 10 in the morning,

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okay. So it ends up getting to a point where all the way until midnight, I'm about once

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One to two wins away, one to two wins away, win, lose, win, lose, win, lose, win, lose, win, lose, win, lose, win, lose, whatever it is, right?

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But I don't actually hit it.

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So then I keep playing, I keep playing, I keep playing, I keep playing.

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I look at the clock, it's 10 a.m. again.

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I was playing for 24 hours.

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So I knew that in five hours, right, we would have to leave for the airport, because that was the day we would leave.

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couple of games and it's like wow that's 640. Bro my dad has been fucking crazy today. Jesus.

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Let's run this one too. I didn't say anything. Can you explain why you path away from double

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I can explain if you got him too.

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Who does he think he has a lot of heart?

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Let's go for him.

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Nice.

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Oh my god, wait, wait.

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Alright, we're going to win this one, guys, we got a big daddy who's got this one.

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I don't know if we win this one, not that many, I don't know if we win this one, it's

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like 1v5.

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What do you think of Joe and Ron?

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They're nice, they're cool.

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It's just always like a bit awkward though like when I first meet people

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Because like I don't want to be like the guy that wants him that inserts himself in every convoy

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You know, but the thing is like as a streamer normally, it's like that's who you want to be

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You know, it's different if it's like League of Legends oriented because I can really like take like a friend

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But it's like if it's just regular conversations just talking and like a group setting. I'm always gonna be like the silent guy, you know, I

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I do really well when I'm like one-on-ones with people or it's like if I'm the talkative

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one out of a group of people that are typically silent, they might do well, but if I'm like

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a group of people that are like, I'd show her it's kind of like.

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I'm glad you feel supported by the streaming community now, you deserve it.

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I feel like it's hard for league streamers to branch out.

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The only other league streamer I can think of that's known by other communities is Tyler

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1.

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His fanbase is still strong.

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My goat, on my rank up back to masters, I somehow play my Heimerdinger into T.S.

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later in his smurf and turbo sprint the game of T.I.

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When Zero's in my life, I can make a reticule about it, it can be like, dude, smurfs are

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ruining my life when they're surfing, so...

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Nice!

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What the fuck is that zen healing, guys?

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What am I looking at?

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Yo, what?

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Not if you expect to actually make it as a streamer, if you aren't the honest truth.

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Like especially nowadays making it as a streamer is like the hardest thing they can make it

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as because of how like oversaturated and like relatively underpaid it is.

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Now the reason why I say relatively underpaid is because if you compare somebody I'd like for example

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Like if you compare like let's say the level of like monetary success that the top let's say

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5% are gonna make as like streamers versus youtubers and something like close, you know

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And you to do YouTube is also like way more evergreen has way more potential way more like

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a possibility that my streaming does as well. So if you want to get into content creation

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in general, getting in as a streamer, you don't do it because you expect to succeed. You do it

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because you want to chill a community that you hang out with. But if you're going to be like,

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yeah, I want to give streaming a shock, maybe I could be a big time streamer. You can do it if

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you want, but you're better off at that point than you do it as a part time thing and have

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other shit going on. That's one of the reasons why for me, when I first went full time with

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streaming after the first time I tried going full time and just failed miserably, it was

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when I was averaging like, it's when I was averaging like literally thousands of viewers

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And I was like, even if I have a bad month or two,

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I know that my vir count and shit like that

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is high enough that I can solve a stable income.

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And that's considering the fact that my parents

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were also really supportive of me, too.

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My dad was more of the realist.

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My mom was more of the dreamer.

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And my dad was more like, are you sure you want to take off

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school?

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Are you sure?

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And my mom was more like, all right,

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fucking gopher do you know i know but yeah i wouldn't recommend you getting into

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shimming if you like plan on making it you're like full-time thing and you're

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like yeah i'm i'm gonna become like the next big thing is probably not gonna work

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how's it feel to be in your 19th prime feels cool bro feels cool

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It's just like really insane though because I never thought that it could have ever gotten better

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than it did during my first career trip.

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So that's why now being able to see that it's like...

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