You can get lost now that I've found you You feel the world burnin'
How is everybody doing today?
What is up?
Guys, out of curiosity, is my mic, does this song, fine?
Like, does my mic sound good?
Wait, let me listen.
Does this song, fine?
Yeah, okay, it's fine.
Okay, I don't know why it was being, like, really weird yesterday.
Like, I was recording these on Migos after a stream and it was just, like, acting off.
I don't know why.
But, uh, Bill, Billy Avni, Kevin, the, hi, Malcolm.
Thank you.
Your mic never sounds good!
Shut the fuck up!
Yes, it does.
you guys love my mic let's be honest I've always been from my mic you guys
are not the option to stream right now let's just keep it a bug we will be we
will be calm I'm telling you bro yesterday was a rough day we lost six
in a row and then the servers went down but today I'm telling you guys it's
it's gonna be good
today it's gonna be a fucking juicer
okay so we're getting some giggle this game
i'm gonna be honest with you guys, this game doesn't look that bad for us, looks like a pretty chill game
I loved when you were humans who lost us.
Yes sir, what happened?
I don't know either.
You want the truth, bro?
I don't know either.
We just lost fucking six in a row.
I don't know how it happened.
I don't know why it happened.
I don't know when it happened, but it just happened.
And then it's like I woke up this morning
and I was like, wait, what?
Like you know when it's like you go on a lost shake
and then you wake up the next day,
you didn't really register it,
but then it's like you wake up the next day
you're like oh wait that happened you know I mean anyways guys who's there
for a magic trick to have one of you guys want a magic trick
want some magic trick one one one okay got you guys are you ready it's
everybody ready it's everybody ready okay
Abra? Abra?
Kadabra!
I was like, oh, wait, that happened. You know what I mean?
Anyways, guys, who's there for a magic trick?
Tell one of you guys to find a magic trick.
Who wants a magic trick?
One, one, one!
Okay, gosh, you guys, are you ready?
Is everybody ready? Is everybody ready?
Okay.
Abra? Abra?
KADAAAAAAA
alright there we go
30 second delay enabled now we're good
why is bro master gando on about it
today we got it on the come up
do not even fucking worry about it bro
okay I'm gonna be honest with you guys
so I genuinely think a 3 cam towards like
top could be really good this game
and the reason why I like 3 camming towards top is because
it's like I don't know I feel like folk here I'm not really activated on the map
as much as I'd like to be sure because like we have very aggressive lanes all
around
but I'm in yes I got back here winning she stopped asking stop fucking asking
but in the auto spider I'll figure it out after see me with her no
Okay, so we're gonna now switch to the topside.
Good morning, guys.
Let's get out, pal.
Hope you and Laura are doing great.
We're doing great, bro.
We're doing great.
But thank you, Fushad.
Okay, guys, so what we're gonna do, Chills, we're gonna play for the three-cam topside
and then we're just gang-top.
We do have the Exhaust on Young, so it adds a lot of potential for gangs.
Jesus.
Okay, so our boine is already getting f**king nonhandled.
But it's like the Asherman actually killed the Draven, so I guess not.
Okay, so we're getting to Nell, so we're going to play for the rest of the Krugs, and after
the Krugs we're going to reset and we'll look on the bot side.
Nice, friggin'
Bro, wait, I can't even plug in my mouse, because I'm gonna be honest, my dpi doesn't
feel like as fast as it normally does, and I'm looking at my mouse and it doesn't have
like the little green light that it normally does either.
My mouse is fucking dead, sometimes I can't hear my mouse when I'm dead.
Guys, I think my mouse might be running on fumes right now.
Okay.
Oh yeah, that feels like way faster.
Okay, so my mouse was unironically bad. Jesus. Okay.
Okay, so the good news is that we actually figured that out before we fucking, like, committed for the day.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the boss and then we'll
get...
Holy shit.
Fuck variety gaming.
Know your place.
You can't get your fans into League and then fuck off and enjoy life.
Suffer.
Bro, it's a few hours!
Relax!
bro it's a few hours relax holy shit ever doing wrong gonna be suffering
together like no it's five hours of league into variety and it's like more
hours of league like days in the longer shame it's gonna be an absolute
fucking juicer I'm gonna be honest I'm a little worried about like trying
anything but but I don't anything but actions of working here though I need to
fix this up it's like my mouse is okay nice yeah because the thing is that the
wire like I don't want to connect it from the back so what I'm trying to do is
I'm trying to listen okay so now we do so you just found the crab and then after
the crowd will look on the Raptors into the Crogs and then we should be good.
I think I could actually...
I hate it when the fucking mouse is wired.
Because I'd need to make it connect from the back, but it doesn't have that long.
so it just like makes it so counter
so we're going to do this, we're going to put on a reset and then after reset
I think I'm just trying to block an anchor on this thing
it looks like it could be really good this game, but I'm going to be honest with the
elgis boss
we have 9k viewers in 10 minutes, is someone cue botting? yeah
The real view count right now should be maybe around like 1500s, like max like 2000s.
So it's like we are getting bothered today.
But to be fair, I feel like botting's gotten like really out of control recently, hasn't it?
Because like I see high buys sometimes at like almost 100,000 viewers.
Like it's actually insane.
So if you notice when you play on the gromba and after as you play for gromp all the way to Krog something should be good
You know part of me actually wants to buy good luck on the dragon, but I don't know
It's like look on the dragon could be a little bit hard to be honest
Not if I'm barring completely zones, I'm not, yeah, no it's okay.
Oh wait, Diego's barge, uh-oh.
Uhhhhhhh, well that's a gen, gen is not really a mess here.
Nice.
So like, I could look for the dragon here.
I'm gonna be honest, I think I will.
I'm just gonna pray that Kassadin doesn't come down, because if he does, then this gets
on and I die.
What variety is it gonna be today?
Today is gonna be Gambo with your friends, as well as Liar's Bar, with Jinx, C, Stable
Renado, and Joe Bard.
So I think one of our best players, we just found a reset after Dragon, and then we can
I'm gonna look on the top to bottom, let me show you again.
Yeah, we're definitely gonna just show in a pickaxe.
I feel like this game would also be better for me to go for more of a tanky build.
Cause like especially versus like Draven.
Draven with exhaust, like, if you didn't know the exhaust I could go assassin both other fuckers.
Okay, so what we're going to do is we're going to play for the topside and then after topside
clear we're going to knock on.
We're going to knock on the Herald.
Okay, so what we're going to do is we just play on the Ratted and then after Ratted it's
the rest of the topside here.
Now the thing is that I'd love to come at crab, but the chance that crab would have been gone is ridiculous so high.
It's actually just that the flying orb you can see. Oh wow.
Okay so we actually have the possibility to go for this crab and then after we can get to the rest of the bot side.
I'm going to be real for you guys here, my archer is scaling really really nice here, my archer is really nice
and Mikey there with 33 monosod Mac and you more than with 33 monosod, thank you guys
you're going to play friend slob with Jinx later? yes we will be
will be finally in the big leagues
I don't know dude it's a it's okay view
bother today so I don't know I give a
listen the thing is guys that what if
we're not getting you bought it think
about it what if it wasn't actually a
view but and they were actually just
like almost 17,000 people watching you
guys think there's a chance that I could
actually be real you got this they're
I'm gonna go like 2k a minute
How many people are really just loving this stream?
Think about it
Guys realistically, what do you think the chance of that being real are?
I don't mind going for the second
Wow also fucked up this all to you and you have to look on the bar I know he
doesn't have his you know that casting get zero kills let's actually work I'm a
bod it's real okay guys let's see type one if you're a real person watching the
stream to if you're a viewbot we actually need to see
So now what we're going to do is we're going to play for our Shoujin and then I'll just
hit the top to bottom.
So you just top to bottom to dragon.
Alright, let's see what you guys do.
Crugs to Gromp and then after we can look on the fucking crab here and as long as we
do that it's gonna be okay
so we're gonna do this we're gonna play on the uh... the Raptors
and then after Raptors you look on cloud
get a job!
right now it's crazy about people saying get a job
i'm a league of legends shimmered damas
we are literally the hardest workers on the planet with the hardest jobs
i don't give a fuck what you think about people working on oil rig
i don't give a fuck what you think about surgeons or doctors or shit like that
none of those people i've ever had to deal with a five game lost streak
and then self-detect you up for the six
you know what i mean
none of them
so i don't care guys like
What do you think about all video game this video game that being a league of legends shimmers the hardest job on the planet
And if you don't agree your leadership is fucking delusional cheers, bro
It's a simple as that
We work harder than anybody on the planet
That this isn't even a job. This is like torture, bro
Oh big all it's nice. I'm gonna see sauce soon very perfect
And then we can look on the dragon.
You're a warrior? I am.
Most people clock in to work. I clock in to a fucking battle day in, day out.
Okay, so now we're going to do this, we're going to look for this, and after all our justry set, honestly.
I don't really feel like playing 2a Igro right now. As long as you can secure the dragons, we're gonna win this one.
I don't have someone you're off of nicotine today and I climbed out of iron, which I celebrate with. Congrats!
But just think about it for a second.
Don't you miss the feeling of calm that would take over you?
Don't you miss how all your stresses would just wash away?
is it?
that's fucked
please god do not realize
okay
so i've been with killing him another game though
that's all you have to do
okay so now we just hook on the wrappers
and after we can look for the rest of the bot side
or we can look on the castan
I just got to zone him a little bit.
Oh, wait a second, wait a sec.
Oh god, I don't want to know what it's like.
I'll even ghost-frame him here.
Oh my god, they're blind!
Wait!
oh that sucks that sucks that sucks that sucks that sucks
no my butt fucking smirks it's okay though
we'll still be able to do this one this one easy
alright how many games away are you from challenger
You know what it feels like when people ask that?
It's like imagine you're a trader, and you're like $900,000, right?
And then you do one really bad trade one day, and you end up losing almost everything and
now you got $90,000, right?
And then it's like someone comes in, they're like, yo dude, help everything as well.
How far away are you from being a millionaire now?
But it's like, bro, I'm not even a fucking THOUSAND DARE anymore!
You know what I mean? It's like you're not even a fucking THOUSAND DARE!
So what the fuck do you even do?
But I don't know, maybe like, 13 runs?
Never take?
Yeah, so now we gotta look for the bot side and then after the bot side, we can honestly look on their plugs.
now they just gonna play on the console again
just buying view bots shut up
guys we're not getting view-botted it's a real viewers
Shhhh!
Guys, it's IT!
Guys, we're at almost 20,000
real viewers!
W's in the chat for all the support!
Shhhh!
Alright, let's look at the...
Let's look at the arrow though.
Honestly, if I get that health, I'll probably just look for an invade on the stop side.
We honestly have to look on this here.
Nothing in the sub.
Yeah, the only thing is you don't really have any opportunities for like ganks top ever.
what the fuck am i listening to?
okay, i'm gonna be honest for the first few seconds about what a hard lesson
but i think it's gonna be about it now
who is this guy? why do you have so many viewers?
I'm a league shim bro we're getting re-botted that's what some random guys
re-botted he's been doing it recently it's like everyone hi-fives was having
like 60,000 viewers yesterday I'm like
oh my god please please please
I mean that's a gg just some lucky
like what do you want me to say
OH MY GOD MY GIN!!!
ah post
And uh, some stuns are 5-gifted for Shy.
Thank you.
Some random guy, kooky random guy.
I mean, what would I have to gain by viewbotting? Think about it.
The only thing that shimmers at better, like,
let's see how the size of my right now have to gain by viewbotting?
It's like, people just make fun of them for getting viewbotted, right?
See, like, there's a guy that just goes around and viewbotting people.
baby tonight beautiful now I really want to just promise you know I thought that
was like a TP channel
Nice nice nice nice nice nice!
Oh man...
Oh the captain is sitting nice, okay?
He's sitting...
Fuck!
Nice.
Okay, I want to just found the rest of the topside clear after this and then we can honestly
be chill.
We disappear, and as the clock, it'll feel as if we're beautiful.
It's almost like 1-2k actual people here right now.
Wait, let's see.
Chat, type 1 if you're a real viewer.
Even if you're a lurker, even if you're not followed, like everyone.
Type 1 if you're a real viewer.
And then 1 of you guys count it.
We can count the real viewers.
My guess is that we're getting divided by 10k right now, so I'm guessing we're at 3900.
If I had to guess, now it's a bit of a crazy guess, but that's my guess.
Don't be doing a weird attack later by the TTS.
Bro, Snow...no, listen, that's... listen, ask Jinxie that, bro.
Only Jinxie knows the answer, you can't ask me that.
I wonder if we could actually play for the blue and the bot side clear.
Like bot side clear or Loki could go crazy.
Crazy.
Oh, you're fucking done.
I mean, that wasn't good, I shouldn't have done that, okay it's fine, listen, the second
I get my random to ruin a good spot, I don't test make up whole, you guys think that'll
work?
Are you a real viewer?
Yes?
No.
Alright guys, let's see how many real viewers we have.
you
tanner collins are some shit that don't need that dude
it's fake don't know do not believe it
it has to play for this you know
caught
dude it's not caught bro
but he's obviously lying
oh wow
this is my team and I have a chance of winning this year
Guys, I'm not kidding, I might genuinely lose this one.
And it's like, I don't even want to say that, but I think it's true.
They have a level 6 in Castle right now.
Wait, no.
Oh, no.
Where do I claim my money for beating this game?
Dude, guys, I am not paying Chinese viewers from China to what?
Dude, you're making shit up.
It's not even true.
OK, so I'm going to be able to maybe look like bots at top here.
What are you guys saying?
It's the first game of the day, cursed.
I mean like we have soul though, we just have to make sure that we kill Kassel
Driven doesn't have exhaust this next fight either
What the fuck are we doing retards?
Hey Dante, this is Tanner Collins from viewblog.com.
I would appreciate if you built Daxmi live on stream.
Anyone enjoy the premium meal I package?
No dude, I'm actually tilted now. Like I'm not okay, I'm actually tilted now.
Hi, it's Raj Punjavi from View Factory. Thank you for your purchase. Let me know if you need more.
Guys, these are obviously fake donations.
Yo you guys know about the fucking DOLLE?
That's the heckle of the world.
Newbott number 13,432 years.
Oh
Damn I shan't tilt it we're gonna lose this game
We're gonna lose this game because one guy just outscaled our entire team
on my buds
and
I mean our gen is hitting for some good damage
I'm gonna just die to the FUCKING CHRIST!!!
Guys, I'm actually getting tilted.
FUCK!
it's my first game of the day i'm already getting tilted
i mean you're just a minor war
oh god we're gonna fucking lose
i already know we're gonna lose like i already know we're gonna lose too
No, no, maybe not, maybe not, maybe not.
Ah, maybe not, maybe not.
Are you fucking stupid idiot?
Oh my god, no guys, I'm gonna be honest, this team is fucking iron.
They're even worse than iron.
We lost.
We really did lose.
Well, I'm gonna be honest, I can't even scream at you because of how total am I.
the way that this game is going. I got my team clouds on, they're just so dis-
Like a red ration loose.
No, I might get genuinely fucking like tilted as fuck.
Yeah, of course.
I mean, peace law is fucked, though.
It's only making a baron.
You can probably saw it all there.
Um...
It's a rough one.
Guys, it's a fucking rough one.
I'd be lying if I said it wasn't.
I recommend that you're the boosting servant.
I have been having a tough time losing games recently.
I would like to be ranked back to Diamond as soon as possible.
I have reviewed your last few games and you seem to be the one to-
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
SHUT I AM!
I'm blasting music so don't close your fuckers anymore.
Turned by a lady, a pretty girl
I knew it wasn't a lie
Have a hold to this
While you're holding a breath
It's got the power to fell on the body
Oh my god, hey washers are
You are BASTED!
Yo come on guys!
You are the donators now!
Fucking bastards!
That's what I thought.
It's a little dance now.
Wooo!
Alright, days off to a good start.
Nice.
Oh my god, that's so needed.
easy as fuck, and uh, bagamon there in the bagamon and slug back, thank you
can you look at the replay please, now though, we got a queue up right now
It's like we're just showing.
What in the fuck was that?
I don't know either.
Perfect end of witness by 15,000 viewbots.
You're alone!
Dude!
Guys, guys, you do know, listen, even if there is someone viewbotting us, it doesn't mean
that there is zero real viewers.
You get this, right?
I didn't mean that there's zero real viewers.
You get this, right?
Like, these chat messages are real messages.
There are people that have been typing in the chat
for a week, months, or years.
Or years now.
Like, dude, it's not perfect and witnessed by 15K view bots.
Like, what are we even saying, dude?
It's like it was really not.
The fuckbook found from you.
You guys know motherfuckin' don't!
The best happened to me.
And uh, Chroma there in the prime and Claymore there in the book.
I know my mom.
Thank you.
Guys, you are not bots.
Okay, you know what?
Fine, fine.
Prove it, prove it.
If you're a viewbot, prime sub right now for free with Amazon Prime by linking your Amazon account to your Twitch.
If you're actually a viewbot, okay?
Okay, if I'm really getting view-botted right by everyone then every viewbot right now
Sub with Amazon Prime. Let's see. Let's see how many viewbots. I'm telling you no one's gonna prime sub nobody's gonna prime sub absolutely nobody
Because the thing is we have real fucking viewers. We have real viewers. Oh
Wow that guy wow that guy subbed prime before the delay that caught up. Well, that's that's pretty disconcerting
I'd say you from the farm if you shut up. Oh, no
Guys, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo guys guys guys guys
You guys are not view bots
But freaks in and doc house and asur prime's and jade open 17 months on that. Thank you
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Donald?
Best hacker in the world.
Ah, well, let me do that. You and Jimny go to...
You and I go to Jimny one day.
Ah, we'll see. That's amazing.
Alright.
Oh my god.
There's no way...
There's no way we got 15 primes off that.
Are you guys fucking serious?
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Donald?
Guys! Are you guys fucking trying?
Stop!
You guys are not view bots.
But Hunter Rick, as skeleton, oh my fucking god, uh, Fevver, BamGam, Gary, Buck, Shot,
Medzi, that's what it sounds like for sure.
Thank you, but you guys are not view bots, I don't care.
You guys are not fucking view bots, bro.
You guys are real viewers, okay?
Well, let's make it clear.
Insufficient funds!
Don't us with no view bots equals 100 viewers.
Are you guys no motherfuckin' bone?
All bots apart from your girlfriend.
SHE'S MY WIFE!
Yo you guys no motherfuckin' bone?
Best hacker in the world.
Bro, bro, dude, you are such a horrible person.
Did you guys read with this fuckin' asshole type?
Look at this.
Best hacker in the world.
haha
read his logs today, look
I'm Chinese and you paid me to watch
he's a viewbotter
this rumor is so chill
bad music won't help you win
I win?
carried
haha
your family doesn't count
all bots are born
like
are you-are you fucking retarded dude for diving this shit?
no way you're serious
enjoy my damn time as well
thank you
heckle in the world
I think that's bad jungles out of on
Hi, let's get Jeremy
stop getting you stop getting you body to give you hopes of reaching
challenger
we all know diamond one is where you belong
are you a fucking moron
are you
dude are you a retard
oh my fucking god
let's focus up guys focus up
yo you guys know motherfuckin'
focus
and uh... i'm seren so welcome thank you
oh wait what the fuck
oh my god nice nice very nice
uh... jackson's check it out
if i go for my rent you know i don't get too much
HAHAHAHA, can't escape that, can't run, HAHAHAHA, can't escape that, can't run, HAHAHAHA,
Alright, we can run. Thank Christ.
Okay, so what we do is we just play bots atop and then we're good.
Guys, the good news is that Briar should have other one in the game after what happens to me level one.
But because she got like shit on her, my blue, it might actually be the one selling.
I
There's no I'm getting invaded again bro
No, I was actually about to crash out bro. I don't like it. I was actually about to crash the fuck out
Ok so the good news is we can play for the rest of our clear and then afterwards I'm going to be honest I think I definitely look on the bottom grab
that fuck am I listening to
game maybe it's on the battle it's on the battle for all
When's the last time you've been to the gym?
THIS MORNING!
Bro, it's enough!
You're a viewbotter, you're diamond one!
You're gonna lose!
SHUT UP!
I know, I'm scaredy!
Fuck!
Can I get one compliment?
One nice thing!
Can someone say one nice thing?
PLEASE!
God damn it!
Alright, let's do this up here.
Oh my god, come on.
Oh man, I'm just fucking that out, aren't I?
Alright.
So that rotates up
You look a dapper all right, we'll take that
You have a pretty wife
Okay, you know what fucking I'll take that I mean
We'll take it. We'll take it
And I said he worked on time and the mother for months. Look back
Let's get buddy.
Hey Dante's, I noticed you went on a 5 game losing streak.
Keep that up and you'll be with JYNXDI in Iron One.
Cheers you piece of shit.
What the fuck did I do to you?
You know it's like, sometimes people donate these like awful messages
and I just think myself, what the fuck did I ever do to you?
You know what I mean?
It's like that guy, you know what the worst part is?
So that guy's gonna wake up in his foster home, right?
His foster parents are gonna beat him.
He's gonna go to the social worker.
The social worker's gonna beat him.
He's gonna go to school.
The bullies are gonna beat him.
And then who does he take it out on?
Fuckin' Don Tess.
So then he boots up my stream
and starts calling me a hard-stud piece of shit bastard.
But it's like, why the fuck am I the recipient of your anger?
What the fuck did I do?
What?
That's good big ol, thank you for your game into this game to join with Hackeron.
Aw, thank you all.
Appreciate that.
Harmon wants to just like kill the Shen here, Loki.
Oh yeah we got some for sure.
You saw me sweaty cannon, no you didn't.
Shhh.
Okay, I really really really want to look on the ground because then after ground we
muck on the wolves
Hey, don't tell us who plays together last night told you on accident wanted to say sorry
The fuck is your sorry gonna bring me bro?
You know what I mean? It's like it's like somebody it's like you're you said that you get a call that your parents died in like some kind of like
Fucking freak car accident and then someone brings your doorbell the next and he's like you know dude listen
I'm really sorry the last night
I just got fucking hammered and I killed your fucking entire family on accident
But it's like dude. What the fuck does that bring me with your fucking sorry, dude?
You send me and win trade me. How about that? How about that as a fucking sorry?
No, don't actually
You're good bro. No, I'm on it
I am major league and first time here. After yesterday's training, officially quickly. Thank you.
Okay, so getting these grubs looks... oh no.
Oh no.
Wait, don't I win this?
Like...
What?
Like...
What?
No, like guys, I'm...
I'm...
Fucking sponge bitch.
Yeah.
Shit.
I forgot this shrooming song.
Ah, anyways.
Okay, so no one's going to have to do this.
I think I just found my crab, but no, no, no.
She's on my left.
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.
Yes!
YEES!!
YEEEEEES!
Oh, this is a nice one, I like this one.
I love fucking juicent areas guys, let's go
Even if I gank mid he just recast the end and snaps back.
It's like imagine playing against Joan is like dating a schizophrenic person with like
three personalities and you want to like insult them to hurt them.
But the problem is that if you insult one of their personalities they just snap back
to the other one and they forget everything.
So it's like there's no point.
Like it might as well just give your mouth shut.
Yo Zyra!
Where's your flash!
BITCH!
Okay we never even want to get the cop here.
I'm going to reset the item, we're going to play for the dragon out basically.
I'm gonna be honest I gotta say I don't wanna go down the side of this like man.
I don't have swag going bald.
Dude.
Like.
Fuck off!
Please!
FUCK OFF!
PLEASE!
Now my fucking hairline's getting attacked!
Jesus!
I have a full head of luscious hair and you're fucking jealous.
I
Oh, you ever eat that's okay. Let's go. Let's go back
You're Hell in this chopped bro
MEEEEEEEEEEEACK
I'VE MENU AT 3 DIFFERENT CONVENTIONS IN ME ALIVE
AT THREE BOO
AND EVEN YOU'RE FUCKING JOINING IN
bro no this is uh
Guys chat doesn't exist today
You guys are FUCKED today!
You guys are FUCKED!
Bro, that's crazy!
Okay, we have to go boss the top and then after to welcome the red.
Alright.
How can I be as skinny and zesty as you?
Okay, bro, like, I'm actually turning that off.
This is like, at this point, it's absurd.
Like, it gets to a point, bro, where it is absurd.
You know what I mean?
How can I be as skinny and zesty as you?
Are you fucking serious?
Like, that's what you're gonna ask me, dude.
Fucking goddammit, bro.
bro
no like it
no, no, no
you guys are fucked up today
genuinely
oh look at this here
Alright, let's find this.
Very nice.
Ah guys, this is a really good song by the Alakyn. Awesome.
Yep.
Oh yeah, one second.
You sit down and dance your way
The heart you can take
Not feeling that I'm on these days
You're the only one standing in my door
I'm falling
So I have lost your heart
And I'll get my part
Knowing you're killing it
Girl, I crushed your system
In the palm of my hand
You're part of me
You're just feeling it
I know you're just feeling it
I can't.
I
Can
And now you know what the worst part is I say I'm gonna ignore my chat, so I don't have to get harassed anymore
Then my fucking Malchai support in my game
Says that the enemy Briar is as shit at the game as I am shit at Warcraft 3 like
You you can make it up you legit like this is something that not even fucking
Like, like, you, like, this is a kind of shit that not even that one guy, Doctor Strange,
could fucking envision in the future because of how absurd it is.
You know what I mean?
I
Alright
Your teeth don't look straight you need a dentist
Like dude is anything safe
What the fuck am I going to get attacked for next?
Alright, we're back up here.
Oh my fucking Jesus
Hey, let me lower the music for you guys
This thing is I felt the music is a little bit too loud today. Am I crazy?
Like am I crazy? I thought the music is like way too loud today
I don't know, maybe I'm just getting older my ears are
Yo, you guys know motherfucking donalds?
Best heckle in the world
Is KMS for one beat?
Hey, you guys getting onto the door?
Hey, that's my fucking revenge it's killing myself over a woman base now
Because now you make it so your entire family is depressed for the rest of their lives
And she's just gonna fuck some other dude and forget about you in six months. Cheers, bro
They're the fucking dumbest show that you could ever do
Unironically killing yourself over someone else is the stupidest thing ever because if someone ever does something bad to you, right?
They want to see you suffer and they want to see you fight like fail, right?
So the best way to get your revenge
Unironically is to succeed so much that they want to kill themselves. That's my motivation guys
My motivation like in life and the reason why never even like really seriously considered killing myself
It's because I was like dude if I kill myself my hate watchers are gonna be happy
But if I succeed then I'll make my hate watchers want to commit suicide
a side does that make sense so it's like it's a killer be killed world bro you
know what I mean it's a killer be called the world think about it
alright guys can please round the back
but we get the band and then after that we're good
didn't you just choke yourself out after getting bad games bro the first time
ever choke myself out I was in math class and I almost nutted from it I'm not
even kidding I was in math class and I had my like hand here and then at one
point I feel like my eyes are like turning and then I felt like I was gonna
nut I was like oh my god this feels good and then afterwards I started trying to
choke myself out in the math class for like the next like year but it never
felt as good as the first time
dude shut up we are not playing yumi it is not happening
I mean mocha could actually hover the tf here
Jax can hold his own, Abad can hold his own med.
I can't do something.
Yeah, you're not getting out bro. Not that easy.
How are you on joints? I'm so small.
fake Natty. Okay, that is like, dude, that is unironically, I think the craziest message
I've read today. Like, it's like, calling me a natural lifter is too much of a compliment
for you. So you have to insult me. So by insulting me, you call me a fake Natty, whose genetics
So shit that he looks natural. I like this this is
This is crazy like this like boss like dude. This is this is this is crazy. That is as actually crazy
That's like genuinely fucking unreal
I just saw him play for the rest of the clear map, so he can look on the side.
We're gonna have to play for the dragon then after the dragon, I'll see if we can look for someone in mid.
Even though I really wish I didn't have to lot, I think I was in this disaster city.
I mean I'm gonna be honest, I feel like when we had to experience me that we win this one.
But I'll fucking take it any day of the week.
Oh
Can get it in a free game now
Now I think is that I'm playing if you recent jumps I've been knowing I've been like heckrim give will con Diego
I want to stop playing a lot more down because she's getting like crazy buff songs flash
Why not Tabi this game?
Because I feel like the problem is that when you build Tabi and you don't go on an unaggressive
boot option, it just makes you feel limited especially in the early game.
So being able to rush two or two boots, it gives you a lot and rush down is the cheapest.
guys on a real note on a real note when I first started screaming or
streaming with Jengxian I used to scream all the time I would get to a point
my voice would like hurt right like my throat would hurt and I would have to
like eat a fuck ton of honey and do all these like eat all these things like
make it feel okay enough for the next day right and over the course of time
it's like my vocal cords have gotten used to it to a point nowadays where it's
like my voice doesn't even hurt after is that normal or should I be worried like
is it like I train my voice a point where now I'm good or should I be worried
that it's like I have some kind of like a really bad problem
I'm best angle kills you just play on the nexus
very very nice good
take those
It's normal. It's normal. You might be gay. What what?
What we why did I even read that out?
What we why did you type that and why did I read it out?
It's almost hurts less, but you can still get damage I
Heard it can be bad if you start doing small coughs. I haven't had that so I think we good
Let's do a bit of monster cat.
So now we're unofficially back to Grandmaster.
Unofficially back to Grandmaster.
We run it back, let's do it. That's my church from Austin.
I can run this band, but that's fine.
Cancer could be re-growing yourselves too fast for it to hurt.
Wait.
Bro, you cannot get throw cancer from screaming too much! What I even believe you!
But why the fuck did I believe that guy?
Can someone tell me 6 days after what?
If I'm not challenging you by the end of those 6 days, I need to file to Tarpen Springs
and get beat up by JNC.
Okay guys, what are we thinking here?
versus.com
Maybe I go dino?
I'm gonna be honest, it's low-key in the lock game, it's slow-key in the lock game, bro.
I know I haven't played the laugher in a while dude but it's a laugher game.
It's a game of the fucking laugher this game.
It's something of the laugher here for sure.
I don't want to go foster ghosts.
I'm a ghost, don't you think?
And uh, let me tell you the problem with them.
I'm better decked out in the 4 months or so.
Uh, cheesy there in 2 months or so.
Thank you guys.
Okay. Yo, Nikolai.
Can we chill out bro?
This guy's like, wow.
This guy's terrible at the game.
Bald Diamond carried skinny bitch.
Skinny fuck skinny bitch.
Do you get uglier everyday?
Do what you're told skinny bitch?
Why you wear a tank top with branches for arms?
Happy 30th birthday.
Do you even go to the gym? No disrespect, skinny bitch.
Maybe train in the gym.
Look at all those ratty shit player.
Like...
Like are we fucking serious?
you
Okay, so now we just look for the Folklare reply on the dragon.
I might even hit 6 on the Jai to be honest.
Which would be insane.
But it might actually be insane.
The buff is working, it actually is.
It's like my offs always been kinda decent, it's like low-key it has.
And this is like the perfect game, like they lock in the mouse so hard, the only charm
that you can realistically go is all off, like that's all you can do.
And if I get a run run later, then Ash and Viego are both going to do no damage, it's going to be sick.
Okay, so now what we do is we just play for the dragon and then afterwards I'll use the
play top crab.
Am I a little worried that they collapse on us?
Yeah, but I think it's okay.
Okay so now on Risa we actually get our Strivebreaker.
Go.
Wooo we fucking take those baby let's go.
Maybe they even get the double.
Yeah let's do the double.
Easy as fuck.
Uh definitely need Tabi.
Max.
Yeah you have to take it.
You have to.
Max.
Yeah, you have to take it, Yossi.
Okay, I'm gonna run up here, we're gonna look on the scrub.
What the fuck?
It's normally does 600.
I mean he's gonna die no matter what I'm taking some time tops right now you take my boy take
everything from you fucking piece of shit
that's actually like super good for us
let me show you guys a crazy play
I mean I should be playing greedy like that though if I just focus I'm just running for
free.
I need to never do that shit again.
Alright, so listen, next back?
Why do I feel like glancing at screws on this? I'm gonna be fucking crazy.
I mean, I'll just like the Tabi over.
Tabi just shuts on Ash, but let me look.
Looks like training force goes really hard.
Strybreaker into experimental hex plate or death stones.
Okay so some of this guy's second we're not doing, but it looks like lots of miscreaves
are actually good.
That's what I was thinking too.
Okay so what we'll do then is second item, I should go like a straight up DD here.
VD should be like huge. We get the death sands, after the death sands we'll do Hux fight.
Or have jungle, yeah. Or have jungles really good.
Well, it's kind of like situational depending on the enemy comp, but it's not like not viable.
He was always like made to be a jungler anyways to be fair.
that
so what would actually be better is if you don't even take magical full round
let's try
so the wolves are going to be up here
question is I want to get my crugs for the wolves
lucky us
I mean, I'm gonna be honest some Morgana could have flashed over the wall and ulted.
No this looks okay though.
Fuck I'm gonna just roll this.
She just rolled this to be honest.
Like you got a god taken by a thing and then...
I needed her to back my thing, she just said that.
So greedy? Well it's not a thing of it being greedy, like that play would have actually worked.
The only problem is that we got like pretty much nothing from Morgana before I died.
Okay...
I think on best angle chairs we actually play on top counter and then we look on only top side mid.
You can't expect soul queue teammates to flash to you.
I mean like I agree with you, but I feel like when you're playing in the lightness of a
marbracad you can have like at least a percentage of you that still believes in the goodness
of humanity.
You know I mean it's like you're still going to get a light down 80% time, but there's
like a small party that's like what the...
What?
Somebody.
Thanks for unbanning me less than three.
I gotcha.
Okay, so Viego is going bot because bot is there, so I'm gonna play right now.
I don't know, it's worth so hard every game.
Where did Dark Vader get his shoes from?
The Game Mall.
Guys, no, no, no, no.
We're not starting this, we're not starting this.
Like, I'm at a point now where I won my first two games a day,
so I'm actually kind of untilted.
And it's like, I actually feel like tryharding.
We're not gonna start with the troll shit again.
It's like, look, just give me a chance to lock in, bro.
We could actually end Challenger Day, Loki.
Okay, Raptors, let me look on the blue.
I'm just looking on the Crogs and we should be good.
Jesus.
Okay, so we're going to be looking for a Forman bot here.
Let them over commit all this for nothing.
They're from the ward?
And so Chase is with my Q, nice!
She actually buried a guy, fuck me man She just hits every shield in the world
So we're gonna have to, you know, we're gonna have to just like find a reason so I can get my best sounds.
Bro.
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donal?
Best Hecarim in the world.
They're just so fuckin' hates.
Okay, so we got our best sounds down, which is good.
Uh, next item...
Let me try to think.
Let me think.
Oh, guys, what could actually go hard, let me see.
Let me actually think.
Oh, I think next item low key.
We do Hexblade, honestly.
Yep, I like that.
We're gonna go dragon and then afterwards.
Well, folk are upwards, get the hell about her.
I
See it's a stop fucking being a kid. Oh, you'll talk
I can't you don't want to get killed it, but I know you were tilted when you believed you got throat cancer from yelling
My house my house
Take a trip to my house
My house my house
Take a trip to my house
My house my house
Take a trip to my-
I'm the greatest!
Oh shit
summer w
i want to use my f, i use my impression to those guys
Okay, next time we did say we want to do Hexplay though.
And then after Hexplay, we're gonna run it up on, uh, on fucking, uh, Randwins.
Unless I even want to do Randwins first then, Hexplay?
Nothing better.
I have an empty run run first.
I can't do it!
What?
No flash?
Now you know what to be honest, I think I go this before that.
What?
I, I've heard that, yeah, actually.
And when there was this meme that went like a bit viral being like girls and their boyfriends
and then it was like the fucking like the rap from flush away and then like this one like
kind of like animal that was like like all done up with make up and shit like that, and
Maybe we're like, wait, that's the area.
See, it sucks because our disabled topper is just fucking spinning.
What did she just do?
Did she just solo suss the game?
I'll do randoms and then we might do like Saras.
And then this hunger could be interesting, won't be.
I was just in bottom of my stash every fight like that.
get out on her auto her like five times she's not a model
one
you have a run run soon too
what
donkeys i'm trying to carry cause my laners are tin can
yep
should i use bolly, warwick or zack
warwick or bolly
i would say probably warwick though
warwick if you're lower elo
bolly if you're like needy meelo
nothing on zack though
alright
well guys there's good news
the good news is that we're finally getting our annuants now
and ashes and then we're fucking close to LVR
Let me do not need you to go the Andries you're worthless. We don't need you on damage. We need you on Sonos
Thank you, Ron.
Thanks a lot.
You guys know motherfuckin' total?
That's not from the world.
fucking lumberjack is chopping down the trees right now guys
I wonder if that's actually game winning, probably like in head
I'm gonna be honest, I kinda wanna go seek snacks
I've just enough. Unless I want to do lock it? Do I want lock it or do I want Ziggs?
I'm gonna be honest with you Ziggs. I like that game Ziggs, okay.
If I could get any item I would BGA, but I want to get like an immediate power spike.
Is all of jungling good? It can be good depending on the contrast. It's definitely not like unviable, but it's also not like the strongest pick in the game.
For me, I realize that their entire team is about low mobility, high CC, so I say if I go all out here, I just completely carry this.
And then after, we'll get an elixir.
I'm probably with the elixir now, the strongest I'm ever going to be.
Not necessarily true.
I've heard of some of my Zeke's for a Guardian Angel, I would be even stronger.
Oh my ghost is up too, this is huge.
You have to TP.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
Yeah, they can't do shit against me, bro, either just running them, I fucking run a muck
inside of all of them.
There's there's nothing they can do.
They were literally doing zero damage to me that game, bro.
Literally zero fucking damage.
I actually even have her LDR by the end of the game so she was unironically worthless.
And uh, Booshie, 3rd to 1, start the back.
Uh, Reilu and Boonie, thing as for the Prime as well.
Uh, Kirk, thanks for the Prime.
And I also like the Prime as well.
I actually go to pick.
No, I'm telling you, anytime me and me locks them also I'm mid.
Best thing that you could ever do.
Oh, off.
Always, always, always.
Let's see what Busting can do.
How close are you to Challenger now?
Well, Challenger is still like 800 ish LP, so we're about 550.
What did they peak yesterday at?
Oh, it's true, yesterday we never actually like head Godmaster, so it doesn't show the
peak.
you'd be like 650 though, didn't we? So I would say maybe like what, 9 wins away
right now? Potentially? Olaf is good because of the SCC immune? Yeah, because the
thing is, I think I'm at this okay. Mausoleum is a champion that has no mobility. So what
that means is that if you ever get on top of Mausoleum hard, he can't get away from
you. So the way that Mausoleum functions is just by ulting you, you can't do
anything for like three seconds, right? So if you lock in Olaf, the reason why
Everything becomes solved is because now mouse are trying salting you he's signing cell and then you literally just beat him to death
Literally
I think the next clash is early june, the next clash is like early june, all right, Rengar
Ziggs, what are you thinking here guys?
Pregum is banned. I'm kind of liking the idea of Mastery.
How does Mastery do versus Rengar? I'd assume it's a good match up for me.
oh yeah come on no cc no cc no cc no cc I'll take it I'll take it we're going
to use this game I'll take it I didn't did the week
but I feel like that sprang our top of your jungle but it would your jungle
batting hecron would be so strange
like you're genuinely be so strange
go Lux you chud yeah we did that yesterday worse mistake of my life never
again thank you
Okay, so it's right, it is Rengar, Kaputir, jungle, but I feel like Master Yi is still
like fine versus Udyr.
As long as I get a Silcaps this game will be okay.
Yo, you guys know about the fucking Dorrel?
Best happen in the world.
And I just didn't even try to knock him down.
Thank you.
Alright. Um, I definitely want to clear the ward spot. I kind of want to ignore my shed
in this game. Go next game, Kindred. If there's a good game for Kindred, I'd be down. Yesterday
was a fun game for it. Alright, let's go guys.
Okay, so game is looking like it's actually easily carryable for me.
The only thing about this game is that I might honestly want to do Glather and King as my third item here.
Normally I never build Glather and King, but I think it would actually be good this game.
Not against it.
Unless I even do Book as my rush and I skip out on Kraken.
What's the one raid on that?
Because then that actually solves so many issues.
Warcrush is 49% on raid, Kraken is 52%.
Is there a reason why them?
So Bork Gwensuz is 52% summon rate.
Kraken Gwensuz is 53.5.
I'm gonna be honest, I think it's worth a go skin, Malokti.
I'll think about it, I'll think about it.
There's always a chance you could get invaded here, so I want to be a bit careful.
Alright.
I don't know how we can just play on the uh...
Crab.
Just gonna smite.
Honestly, I'll take it if I can double crab, like we got the Udyr's flash, plus double crab.
And it's like no risk to, you know what I mean?
We didn't have to risk shit for that.
Super insane.
He's going for this. Come, please.
This guy's very fucking mad, by the way.
Yo, you guys know what the fuck it's all about?
Best hacker in the world.
Alright, now we reset.
Okay, I thought about a more we're gonna go crack and fuck it
It is what it is. Let's hope for the best. Okay, let me unplug my mouse. That's enough
Should be charging up
I mean, there's no way that Udyr is actually waiting in this bush, right?
He is in Shry?
Where's his side of this bush?
Me?
DUDE!
BRUH!
Oh my god, imagine I would have gotten that.
got for my smite.
Okay, well now the shooter's entire game is fucked by the way, like it's their game
over for them.
I thought, I thought for the fucking game.
Let's go on the rest of the bot side, we're good.
So now all we can do is we can just finish these raptors and after we can look on the
uh... crugs
are you going to play expedition 33? nope
i think it doesn't look like i didn't enjoy it bro
it looks like a glorified rage shadow legend to be honest
which like it can be okay but it's not my style
Okay, there's always a chance that he's on the scrum. Can we please invade this?
Look at him.
Watch out.
Sionult
That's the reason I didn't start with the Q because I knew that if I were to start with my Q
I couldn't have like a job turret aggro and I would have died
So I was saying I'll just run at him out of him first and then after it's a job turret aggro with Q with this one
This one, this mix, Loki starts a follow-up to be honest, like it's good for the first like 30 minutes and after it's kind of like whatever
Okay, and then I would just get this one can reset
Hi, we recalled top to bottom here and we're going to be good.
But Mastery game is FF football and we have a Shen bro, think about that too for a second.
Wow, great flash by Quinn.
Yeah, this game is awesome for them.
But it's really lost.
I would say that's about a 5% chance to win.
No, not even. 0% chance.
Quinn is going to perma roam with like no contesting.
I'm just running over Udyr perma, we have a Shen.
Kui locks it down with the magic damage, it's over.
I don't want to give them an objective, sure.
Yeah, so I'm obviously not getting fucking shit.
But you guys want to know what's so funny, though?
Do you know the reason I'm not able to play Hecarim?
It's because I'm playing in lobbies and there are people from the previous lobbies that just saw the name Dante
So then they just auto batten Hecarim like this guy was in my last game right so he knows I'm in Q
So he just banned Hecarim in his next lobby
That's why it's like a get-so point where it's like we might not play Hecarim like literally five games in a row
You know because it's just like it's always bad
Because people are like oh yeah, don't some lobby don't some lobby don't see the lobby
I mean, I'm performing often, so fuck do I care.
We should not build that. That's not fault.
Quinzel kills him, non-issue.
So we definitely do have to do Tabi for Shadowscreen.
What, we just put on the Shroomer mode?
Well, they would still see it at the end of the game screen, right?
They would still see Dawn Test, or the next game that they could, like, predict.
I thought you played Zahin a lot? Yeah, but I stopped. Because the thing is I probably
would constantly nerf it and it doesn't really feel like it's that great anymore as a jungler,
which really blows because I enjoyed it a lot. I mean, this is because I need to only
play with Triforce nowadays, so I'll try it. I might try one last game of it sometime soon
the chalkboard's just to see, but...
What?
The leader really lives with 1HG
I'm gonna be honest, it's kinda crazy how we're losing these fights
Damn, chance of losing went from 5% to like, 10%
Ok, anyways, we'll look for a top to bot folk turn, I'll just play safe around the dragon spawn some
No more dives, no more dives
At 30% Ziggs can double the turrets
30% is what? 2.7k?
Nice! He didn't even get the turret that's huge.
Yeah we definitely need to get some kind of items like heal for Shurva.
I
Food ears here I think I think
Jesus
All right, it's good to just clear out that board here
Honestly, we should wait for the timer of Shun's up being up before we even start this
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' DOLLO?
Best ever.
So our best angle here is we just play on the Krugs.
And then after Krugs we can book on the Raptors, seriously.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' DOLLO?
Ooh, take it with me, guys.
No, I'm not going for the Sion, though. They're all top.
We can just take this.
vision he's just like guessing I'm going to push oh what the fuck
oh no I might be dead fuck me okay whatever they're five manning okay so
we'll just start blowing towards our glances
The daunt is enjoying now, let's get dais.
But dais are in the fight, and match up there when the heroes are coming back, and bygones
they are in the fight too, welcome.
And guys, it's time to recommend a good bottom champion, whichever one you think looks the
coolest.
That's always the best answer.
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' soul?
I can't think of any problem.
Okay we have to look for a top to bottom and afterwards we can maybe reset and look on the cab here.
Like honestly I'm actually feeling good about this game right now.
The only thing is Rengar is roaming at considerable amounts.
now, unless, you know what?
I think it's my ult's not up yet.
I'm not installing my rally.
I'm not using my E in case they try contesting, but I need up my E up for the fight.
Okay, well honestly, listen, we got the Udyr's flash on to secure the Herald.
I just don't know what the fuck is going on with the team.
But yeah, it just feels like everything is just so weird.
Shaxxion is not bad too.
Oh yeah, wait, my shen not alt.
Wait, my shen can not be alted there.
Wait, what?
Oh, okay, cool.
Anyways, so now we have to see if we can level up first.
Oh no, I'm feeling good about this game right now.
I'm just gonna do desons, starting to gork.
Oh like maybe I skip out on gork all together and I go desons into terminus.
That's another angle for me to terminus.
i don't even mind that i think it sounds like interesting
kind of not bad
you
I'm going to be honest with you, I'm not going to be honest with you.
I'm gonna be honest guys, I think we actually might lose.
The turret dive might have thrown the game.
Why not Bork? I was considering between Bork and Trackin first.
Ohhhh.
I mean the problem too is like,
I don't know, Quinn's build is literally a good build for only squishy targets and
We're getting like three tanks, so I don't know either about that either
I'm wondering if there's any chance for a ball sign made here
Oh
There's my
this is horrible this is like legit fucking horrible wait wait wait
Oh my god, if I get this shut down too close close close
This is good though 3.2k in the bank now, we can carry
Hey guys, we're literally chilling on 3.3k gold now, we can actually win
I think we might actually have to do Borg though
I got to return the NUS.
Yeah, I'll just go, I'll go like a full aggressive build.
Other thing I just have to, for solo stanks.
I
Don't have
Might have to watch
and
i don't know what you're saying
20 hours of streaming and 4 hours of sleep and night eating like shit
microwave burgers that I eat in the car
dog shit's not fair enough
I mean are cleaning just a fucking stupid retard isn't she
good job
Challenger...
But even though you might have been a challenger, it's not that bad.
Canceling.
Guys, remind me of juice up for this one.
Because the thing is, when I came to Korea, I wasn't just with the goal of being a challenger.
It was with the goal of proving that I am the best fucking player in the world.
Now we have another challenger.
Because sure, you might have been a challenger.
But then you're gonna have those people go like, I have been picked in your games.
So you know what? Fuck those people. How about I sit here and I go on the new accounts?
And you try for unlimited challenger with the highest win rate ever, out of any western player.
And how about we go for two challenger accounts? Not just one! They said that I'd be hard said
Grandmaster, I'll get you! Child accounts! And then when I sit there and I have my three child accounts,
I don't want to fight this.
I do not want to fight this.
our trip is on the fucking plumber
my fight back is not scheduled for another three weeks
and you know what, I just might exciting
to a little bit of a challenge
you guys still have something to prove
come and count, it's nice, but it's not enough
it's not running enough
You can always be higher up, you can always have a higher win rate, you can always be
I don't think they have a better understanding of everything.
And this is only the first time.
can't stop, I get to do the shin-tick
Chopped out with hands, I'm gunna ring a big
Chime's not some kind of imitation
Let's get back to do the further
I'm gonna be strong, I can't come to play for
Be a part of me and you just stay warm
In time, I'm also gonna run, inside your
This is the aim of my destiny
We need to get the shit out now, guys, stop.
Only better to go to the left side for this.
I mean, that's just fucking cancer.
I
Okay, no good eyes
Okay, let's go.
I'm going to be honest guys, I don't think it's good for me to focus the Ziggs and Morkas
to zone us.
I just seem focused so my team is focused and lowkey.
my book is already out damaging my crack and that's crazy
I'm a bit sad I don't have my health or my cost share.
I don't know if I'll be able to do that, but it doesn't matter much about us.
What is that?
There you are. Fucking God.
I'm not him.
SHIT! FUCKING HALT ME!
HIT THE NEXT IS NOT THE PLAN!
Nah, it wasn't a flash, I'm fine.
Uh, ult me.
Larry's slicing through him like it's fucking warm butter, bro.
Like it's warm butter.
Fuck.
I can't see a child in the shopping mall.
Even when I'm going to school, I'm like this.
I'm like this.
I can't see a child in the shopping mall.
I know I should be at the theater,
but you know, I'm like this.
You are always with me,
but you're like this.
You're like this.
I don't wanna go.
I'm like this.
I
Jesus
To my most my most my most
I didn't even sell. I don't even think so. Unless I wanted to sell my Kraken Slayer for
Let's get a bit of tanker.
Kind of like it.
With Borg Winsu's Terminus, you have enough damage.
You don't need a crack on top of that.
Oh
Yo top top top top
I should
I want them to start like, uh, like, pressuring the, uh, nicest.
That's him running GG!
GG!
It's over.
Yep.
GG.
Yep GG.
If I flash on him, he was also on me, so maybe I can follow.
my friends that cover me just want to lay me down
on the truck and get some sleep
carry on through the storm
tie our soldiers in a smoke
and then the one with mighty claws
ooooh
I almost put the jinx in there
holy shim
the founder dive
alright nice
Oh my god, bro, we're actually hitting some fucking juicy wins today, bro.
Fuck!
But we're actually on a tear right now.
It's a 4-game win streak and we're literally like 1v9 every game.
It's crazy.
Yes, I know Dyson, I know.
And it's like, look at these performances, bro.
The fucking performances.
I know Dyson, I know!
And it's like, look at these performances, bro!
The fucking performances!
Read the pin message.
Oh, here.
Oh my God, dude, wow.
We're actually going insane now.
Guys, two more wins?
And it's like we actually undid the whole lawsuit
from yesterday, unironically.
What's that scouting? Slash chain? We'll see.
We're going to have to see because the thing is that today we're going to be playing Variety.
That's fine.
You almost reflect the entire game with those early game dives, I agree.
What are you going to be playing at 5?
We're going to be playing Gamble with your friends and Liars Bar
with Stabo Ronaldo, Joe Bartoloz, and Jensen.
Now the other thing is that it's about
you
You
Alright, let's hear it guys.
Top lane, Xin Zhao, mid lane, Chou De Geurth?
Umm, I'm gonna be honest, I might do training force this game.
for stopping just to match the Kindred's early pressure how do you have so many
viewers I don't know did people have just been in short enjoying the stream
recently chat type one if you're a real viewer type if you're a view bot and
everyone needs to be honest everyone needs to be honest because I don't think
we have any view bots right now I think it's all real viewers and bad in there in the
front welcome thank you please dodge at dawn test not okay bro okay I do not
looks okay this game why would we dodge if I go try for a stabby I should be
completely fine it's not a way and blue color it's all welcome thank you
So the enemy jungler is a pro player.
I'm just happy that I'm not on red side this game.
If I was on red side the chance of him doing a 3 camp and then invading me with his bot
probably be huge but since I'm on the blue side
I guess I'm gonna fuck myself no one's even answering me cheers
Okay, it's 50-50, that's one.
He's probably going to go rafters and level 2 invade on my ground, without this team.
So I'm not going to smite my bro, I'm going to have to smite it after.
Oh, is he actually going to poke clear now?
Nice bro! Nice, I like that.
I'm so uh, not gonna smite the blue though. Cause you could still do like red insta invade, right?
If I had a gun, I would say he was wrong, but these guys burn a thing. They're pretty awesome.
I had a dream tonight that I got shot twice because I was your fan, and we took a dick together.
Is this a sign to take a bounty plate?
I send you bad premonitions
But if you keep watching me, then you're gonna like a sandcast everything
We also guys I'd actually be down for the bad and sick rags there
I need priority guys the game is going to start on this level crab long coming
walk in, walk in
I never rush, I never rush, tier 2 boots ever, if I see offensive boots from during this game.
Why?
Because Kendrick can go fuck herself, that's why.
Alright.
So, she got one more kill then I did, but I did get the crabs, so I think that's okay.
I thought I should look up this one.
Oh, please don't up W. Please don't up W.
Does my Zin up cancer?
My bad!
I mean bro, we're playing in like a borderline challenger lobby, like, like if you just
I
Low key canceling low key canceling where we're suffering
I came home kind of does fucking to though, you know, honestly the body the choke after this
Come on, let's go Chobgurth, you gotta get this bro.
You wanna dive?
Show 1 Q?
I'll take the 1 for 1.
I guess it's okay.
Okay
Is there any way for us to ever fight on this crab now
He should already be on it, yeah
I need to get this smite, if I get this smite I get sick so if he tries to contest him I should win
Alright guys talk to bubble, look on the dragon and no one will be okay, let's get it done
Any advice for a nephiri, midlaner, and bronze?
I mean, this is nephir like, literally the most broken chat nowadays.
I always hear everyone complain about it.
Alright.
I'm just going to finish both side of my efforts while I'm jogging.
I'm gonna have my ghost, I'm gonna have my ult, I'm gonna have my monkey damage might.
Oh no.
I don't think this is boarded.
Bro, he can portal us in.
He's barred.
I
Dada that I should like tells me
That actually tells me did a food have gone there sooner
Now that I actually tells me I'm a newer league streamer hard stuff
What's it take for some Dante's coaching help abroad out? Please rolling on the floor laughing?
I'm gonna be honest when listen blue collar when it comes to me like during coaching
I need to know that I'm gonna like fuck with the person's personality and she like that
I see some I said we will have asked me for coaching but it's like I don't want to sit
there and just for the guy coaches everyone if I don't feel like it's gonna match well
because I don't like coaching at all so what makes it fun with James here is that it's
like I can make it like me coaching and I know that it like it does well.
he does well it's like fun people enjoy it so now to just round me so I'll go
channel
okay we're gonna have to pivot the top to bottom now
we all talk though we should still be able to potentially win this game
maybe just lock in on coaching yeah but the thing is I don't enjoy it like you
have to understand people have been asking me for years even when I had like
what fucking 700 viewers like a month and a half ago people would ask me like
how much for coaching I would tell them a thousand dollars for one game because
I don't want to do it.
Can't escape that, can't rush.
I generally just don't want to do it.
For me, the reason why I'm down for it with Jinx is because our personalities mesh so well.
And it's the same reason why I'd be open to high buys as well.
Because if he also has a similar sense of humor too, it's okay.
But it's like, if I can be sure that it's going to be a really fun time in general, then I'd rather not.
I mean, there's some of that lines.
Yeah, well, they're just kind of new shit.
I'm going to be honest with you guys, it might be around on the second angle here.
Let's go to entertainment too.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, like it has to be like I would sit there and I'd be like
doing this coaching session would be more fun for me and more fun for my viewers than
And if I were to just play a standard soloquee game, you know what I mean?
You can get a really nice invade off here.
I wonder if this sub too...
I guess I'm just back off him.
How'd you go Tram Force this game?
Cause I have to be a slave.
I'd be locked in Kindred.
I'd be locked in Kindred so I have to go Tram Force Tabi's and just like make it through the early game and then hope we got mid game or fine.
Unfortunately it's not a game that I can ever carry, ever.
Which sucks but,
it is what it is.
I think the content would be fun Grin join the stream sometime and see if you think you'd match
Yeah, I'll see I'll see though
But thank you
It's your buddy dude, I just follow a little inter post you look so boss WTE shut up
I didn't look I still do look bro. It's just sliding and I'm the angle. That's all this
As I said, you're just sliding an angle and an empty family environment slot. Thank you.
I really want to see if we can focus right here.
Wow. So every fucking summoner on the planet and their mother was used there.
It's only second drive, we honestly could get this, I'm not that against.
you
I mean, there's always a chance I grab kill and...
I just thought that what I said I really hope that they don't first pick injured and then
that's literally what they did.
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
But uh Kevin, they're so welcome.
Thank you.
If it makes you feel sad, and I understand.
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' DOLLE?
Best heckle in the world.
And, uh, bread there and turkey on some mac.
Thank you.
Have you lost the next game?
50 seconds, no breathing.
Bro, I'm telling you, this game is
unironically just unfortunate.
Like, I swear to God.
I'm not kidding.
I said you're just kind of unlucky.
My viewers are being points for me to show my titties every night.
You'd be missing out if you didn't keep at least one.
It's like now you're overdoing it.
Alright, is there only a good book on a Shun Kill?
Because if the overcommit on our Cho'Gath then we get this.
Yeah, real shit though, Arcade has actually felt like she could one behind this.
I mean, we're already like unofficially jammed right now.
I'm going to be honest guys, I don't have anything to say about this game, but I'm
I don't have any wards this time.
I genuinely have no wards.
If I go for this red here, it's gonna pull the kinship back.
gonna stop like okay so we need to play around here in a matter of what right
We just back up and then we just go shape dragon. That's all we have to do
As long as we play on this they can't get so on this is really good
like it's actually winnable right now
I need that fucking braver.
Okay, so we're about to go for our stacks. Once I get that, I'm gonna be really huge.
Yeah, we need to put on killing slimmers right now though.
If I just use over the wall, it's my 4 times.
oh okay
he's okay on ashes rapid fire cannon now bro I didn't know this might be a Kate
V9 this game like I'm not even kidding you
I need one hundred gold so I'm just get mid-wave and then afterwards I reset
We're good.
Okay, so Karen Flash is up in 30 seconds, we don't really want to force a fight before
that.
Oh, wait a second.
Yeah, this fight's a party.
I think the actual one in this game is pretty good.
Damn, my chou got the archer to really good fun and then he just fucked up.
WOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Right!
I think they actually won this game.
Uh, Cait, Cait, please run.
Well, I think we just got this for free here, unless Javanult still said, please god no.
Okay guys, if Kdaa has a completed butt thurs here, I'm going to start coming everywhere.
Go on the angel, I'll take that.
And she has flash.
But this ADC is like borderline LCS by the way, like he's almost a pro player.
I don't know if he ever went pro, if he was only like tier 2, but...
He was like trying out for once in a long time.
Like when I was making tier 2 on him.
or you on the center top
if you can stop her from resetting
oh my, where we actually want
that's actually him over
okay, that's her flash
Yo, oh yeah, it's no pressure. Yeah, it's no pressure
They have no way fair they're no way fair
Can please auto attack the next insert
How the fuck did I go so badly?
What?
Like it!
I
All right, give a soul
Yeah, Orianna has no ult now, or not, no ult, no flash.
Marking it like this so they don't land on the killer.
Well, you honor no-fashional zone-ers.
Bard, can you alter?
Bard, you fucking piece of shit, can you alter?
Niiiice!
GG.
Uhhh, it's only Javen? I'm gonna keep my ult for the Javen.
I don't mind running at them.
oh my god yes oh we fuck you and it's broken we take those
wow gg though when is the right again to be about two hours
Oh my god, what a good game dude. Jesus.
Guys, I think only one win away from what our pick was yesterday.
If I'm not mistaken.
Literally one win away.
But it's never first pick Hackerim ever again. I know bro.
I mean I didn't want to though, but it's like, what else am I gonna first pick?
I can get countered on anything
And I roofed 7 at the time, welcome. Thank you
How do you ping teammates abilities? You hold tab and then you just like left click on the little uh, on the little like green circle and show yourself up
I was at the gym 10 I was in need of some motivation I was trying to find that Rocky
speech song you show James C.
All right so this is what we're going to do we're going to go on YouTube.
You're going to go on YouTube you're going to search up Doha now Powerful Feelings you're
going to click on click on this one it's a song.
Feelings it's like my hardstyle playlist where it's like that's like the demon hardstyle bro like that's when you're going fucking crazy
And I'm into thermos six months a mack thank you
Can I breathe now? Yeah, we're good. It's like now. We're trying how many ones from challenge
I left this stream for like four hours, but we've won every game since the stream started so
six ten minus eight twenty
We're probably about like maybe seven ones away.
Seven tape ones away.
The enemy jungler back in was ranked three on the ladder by the way.
Oh my god.
Oh that's not good.
Ouch.
Fuck you though if I can do it.
I was just gonna have a thousand eight hundred all p what
Holy win streak yep literally why are you not grandmaster yet because the ladder only
updates at uh... i think like three in the morning like three a.m. so we just
used to say above the cutoff for the next five hours and then we got it.
And uh, be happy to have someone so much, thank you!
Can you change the title too?
Fine.
I gotcha.
Not a bad title change suggestion.
Some people have 1800 LP, other people have 18k view bots.
Now shut the...
fffuck eeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
it's all counts you can join fucks, i mean yeah, yeah the wins she gets like we might be able to
but i have to let you know dumbest cuz my uh
I might have to do something tomorrow round like lunch
my pants
so I'll let you know
I'll let you know soon what ends up happening
but it would be like lunch but that's like 6
yes or yes or something
I'm gonna be honest, I don't really want to trade pick here, I'd rather not.
Well, game are you gonna play for Variety?
I think it's gonna be Gambo to your friends on Liar's Bar.
So it's going to stop with this and then it's going to be this.
Hey guys, I need to show you a video.
Okay wait wait wait guys, I sent Jinxia a video this morning, right?
But I don't think he understood it so I'm going to tell you guys right now.
Because I sent him a video on how you can like open your sinuses.
But the problem is that the guy that was saying it was speaking in like Spanish or Portuguese.
So I think he thought it was like a troll video.
look okay are you guys looking? Okay this is what we're going to do. So you're going to
grab your index finger like this. Grab your index fingers like this okay. Put it here
and then push. And then you're going to do these small circles for like 30 seconds. Okay.
Then start breathing after thank me later bro
Oh shit wait goob what the fuck
Name the 10 gifts bro please shed thank you
Thank you I appreciate
The team, oh my god, it's gonna be okay, don't worry about it.
Alright, let's see guys.
It actually worked, what the fuck? It worked, it worked. It actually works.
Dude, I told you guys, I wasn't trolling, it actually works, yes.
holy fuck this is crazy things I I told you guys yes yes yes like it's actually
like a broken strats it did nothing okay did a wrong done
didn't work out click bait you guys are told I am gonna talk about folk here
The only problem is that chain will get bubble 2 and vape me so same
Dr. Dauntest no I'm not a doctor bro. I just have a Twitter account so sometimes I see these random tips pop up and then I'm like oh nice
Like that's fucking cool
are we gonna have to save our smite?
yo you guys know motherfuckers total?
yeah mark is here in part welcome, thank you
now my nose is bleeding, jesus dude
yeah you might have to go to the doctor
okay so what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the wolves and after wolves we're
I'm gonna look on the rest of the bot side clear.
So given that this so far doesn't look like Shaco's gonna do any invades,
but I'm worried that he could look for a gank, so that's what I'm really worried about right now.
Cause let's say it goes for a bot gank here, my bot side instantly.
I can't believe they're in the farm, welcome. Thank you.
Okay, so what we do is we just play on the red and then after red we're gonna look on the cards.
It's gonna be worth it guys, it's genuinely looking not too bad for us right now.
I can imagine we just found this crap here, holy fucking shit.
You know what's so sad?
I don't want to take the crab yet, are you sure you want to take the crab yet?
fucking retarded
Why did he not take the crab yet?
It's a cinch use his flash does I mean I want to look for a top card though
Nice not bad, okay, so now we can just wait for the folk there
I'm gonna be honest not getting double CROG makes me not as angry anymore
Cuz like any double card would have been a fall book as I'm just down like permanently
I knew you did for a strike and anything
Okay, so we're definitely gonna want to play for the rest of both there
The buggy pants on so much. Thank you. It's gonna be fun though, it's gonna be a lot of fun. I'm excited.
Okay, maybe we should just look for the crux then after the crux we can look on the dragon here, okay?
I
Yeah, I'm just porcelain us
how did he have sex?
he must have reached so much exp, are you sure?
alright guys, I'm not gonna lie, game's looking actually really fucking difficult now
I just want some starting to have a piece like that.
I
Why are you guys...
Damn, when the fucking Shaco ran me unpromptedly for no reason to size the typecams to do,
is there any fucking shit in his mouth on the red buff?
Okay, so now we just went for the Tauzebot Boca, now we can look on the songbots.
on someone's boss. Like, is there any typing for no reason? Did I talk about you at all?
Wait, is this guy retarded? There's always being serious. Dude, okay, so just so you guys
can understand, right? It would be like for example, right? You sit there and I don't know.
Imagine there's a teacher, right? Imagine there's a teacher. And someone goes up to
the teacher and they're like, shittiest lesson of the century, right? And then the teacher's
like, dude, what the fuck? Like, why are you randomly and properly saying that shit? And
then that person's like, dude, did I talk about you as a teacher? Why me? No fucking
shit dude like yeah who the fuck makes dragon calls like I hope this means he's
the brain damage one because I was just like like at least own it you know I
mean like if you want to give cancer at least own it bro so like yeah I'm giving
you cancer I'm proud of it okay sure like why pretend like you're not like
you 100% are he's one guy new I'm getting one guy yes I'm getting fucking one guy
I'm by the guy in the off-shot!
Fuck's sake!
Going uh...
Nice one, 3 drops.
Okay so now we're going to do something and play on these grubs and after this we're going
to look for the wrappers and big.
Actually, I did say that okay, so you know what we're just gonna pivot from uh, we're gonna pivot we're gonna go axiom and then I'll go show
To the next son
Shows into creeper
Yeah, right. I did actually say that you're 100% right. Thank you for reminding me
Look at bro, I could have repurposed those double longswords into death stands
Alright, as long as we're going to stay kill this Shaglan and go, okay?
I made this fuckers right after, please.
I don't go to where I'm pitch-riding this slide.
Nice.
This is super, super good for us.
Super good!
This is super good!
I'm fucking the German accent. It's good.
Super good.
No, but I only have the over pronounced R.
Oh
No, I'm in there's only this guy just like boss comes on top of my fucking asshole, right?
I mean my team's about to be here
It's only that big at this oh
nice very good nice okay we take those
you don't pronounce the honors yeah that's what I'm saying
this is super super it probably like super good right
but I feel like it's not good it would be like good
like good good
FUCK! Am I FUCKING RETURNED?!
I'm 8 games away from Challenger and this is the shit I'm saying!
God damn it!
Fucking retard, lock in!
Fucking Christ!
Fucking stupid bitch!
Must...
I mean, Chaco Duffin does not have his ult back up.
now we have backup
we don't have to overcome it on this play
have i just do centered poke, we got herald, resum and this shard
Nice very good this looks like a free one for us actually
Well we won on a six game loss streak to end up yesterday and then today we're gonna stop
the deal with the six game win streak that is fucking unbelievable wow
but i will give this one knows i got you know that excited i was like a
but it's not like
what
actually
like i want both parents
unlike tyler one
if he had hair and didn't have a crippling nicotine addiction.
you
I
Even bro, how's it got your god doing right now?
Only a couple wins away from our child
no one handful below key like two handfuls I think rubbish on all it says 8k
now that's fucking crazy no way no way 8,000 people are watching right now
Dude, that's literally more people than that Bob Drake's album.
Sorry.
Alright.
Oh no, the Drake's fans are going to come after me.
It's okay.
I said Drake's fans aren't as bad as the Swifties.
We love Taylor Swift.
It makes sense that she takes a private jet to go to the Costco.
Cheers, though.
Oh, fuck, nice.
not fucking nice, I'm just angering everybody not for no reason.
You might have to read some of that first, you're about to top it.
I'll check you down.
I'm kinda worthless, but it's like...
There's only an enemy to maybe use from the portion.
The Jhinx he can play lings today, maybe.
We'll see.
You genuinely have to look on the wrappers and after that lose your prone rest of the topside.
I'm so happy to see just how well you're doing.
I'm here all 19,000 of these totally genuine you're sending you out from Beijing. Let them play. Thank you. I appreciate that
Huh
Yeah, I should up a guy that's fucking crazy
I mean, if they could actually kill here, it's huge, but Sinch is such a fucking broken
I'm just gonna say it
What a retarded champ to fucking retards real talk
Like real talk whatever retarded champion
retarded people
It's a long time
Guys, we're not at 20k
Stop it's a viewbots
And that NTA there in the front welcome. Thank you.
Two fucking viewbots!
It's very fast, look at this here.
Hey, it's a bit of a rough one, guys. I'm not gonna lie.
I need to help my team and int to kill shaco when he comes out, I don't think anything matters as much as that to be honest.
Should I get Seraldo's next?
Probably.
Maybe Cleaver, actually.
But the Cleaver would literally just be first-senged.
Is that justified?
I don't know, I don't think we're just percentage as justified, okay?
Oh.
Oh that's fucking huge, if I live here too-
I think my voice impression had me dying, and I was a good one.
No Jinzy, please get away from my jumbo calves.
No that's not like the fight in the petafolk voice bro.
Like, you hear that and you're like, now that's like an 85 year old band that's a bit too close to the kids of the local park.
Bro, when you play with JYM XPI, let him make his own strategy.
But do it like he is playing chess and madness, just telling him what to do.
Yeah, that's goaded, what?
Okay guys, we're gonna have to play on this soul.
But the problem is that they could locate me one shot the Baron at six runs.
Nice! Now this guy's smart. Good.
Okay, maybe we just found the wrappers and efforts we could play on my top crowd, but I feel like that could actually work really nicely. Okay.
I wonder if we could actually maybe work on...
Because I'm going to be honest, we need to vote on Baron.
Because I do not want Chiguru to just solo it again.
Run, ward please.
Oh no.
That's horrible.
That's not some shit.
You know what, I'm going to sing for this.
I'm coming.
I
What
Hey, don't you just wanted to say can drag good old?
Guys, it's a view
I feel bad for yelling cuz like I don't know if it's people donating to ragebait or people donating because they're generally like oh wow good shit you know
So it's like now I feel like an asshole, but it's like
Yeah, give us a goodbye
Lucian, please, bro.
Okay, okay, okay, jag, jag, jag, jag, jag.
I really am in the Shaco's head though.
this guy is like
the boss is he typing
All right, now I get to have my head, wait is this guy really still trying to gaslight me?
That when he said nice shitty call that it wasn't directed towards the jungler that makes all the early game calls?
There's no reason to think that I'm so bad for your most loyal, bodied viewer.
Shut up!
What?
Yo man, congrats on the 20k viewers I am, so proud of how far you have come to build
your career to shut up
I wish he was dying of cancer, good, fucking deserved.
Woooo, this guy's actually smurfing it right now.
Oh wow, he actually killed her with a W.
That's her? No, they've got countless.
I love typing like a retard it's so fun you type like a retard and it's like they can't
even typed anything because you just respond like a boron and it's like it's
like an impenetrable armor
Nice!
That's a bit of an input, so if it happens...
Let's have my Orca lens running in case Shaco comes out to try to assassinate.
I think you probably reset though, if we make the mouse selects
Oh god, what the fuck?
Wait guys, what's in my Lucian full health?
The fuck happens in south part of there?
Right on
Ah, I need to type like retark for the shaco again in a second
like you legit cannot get mad it's like you know like ignorance is bliss it's
like retardation is bliss in games like you really tell me the biggest more on
ever and it's so fucking chill you legit feel nothing is just like fucking
Happy
I mean, if they can just stop Bax here, it's huge.
i think we should have to vote Kislam in the game
I told you guys it's a strategy it's a
I don't like the fact that my ribbon is like half HP though, to be honest.
It's rough. It's rough.
Let me see if I can let me go.
Stop back. Stop back. Stop back. Stop back. Stop back.
I can't play without ulti but I can look for him
I really thought we actually had a fucking backdoor angle though
I'm not gonna lie dude
I did fuck I really thought we had it there
No
It's okay, we're not gonna lose off that fuck me though, dude. I was sure we had it off that
uh
600 gold fried in here
I'm gonna run away or else I die to the elder.
I think we end up, I think we end up, I end up, I end up, I end up, I end up.
I know everyone else is weird, fuck you dude, fucking retard.
Oh my god!
Nice!
my god
NICE
bro we have no lost any games today holy fuck
that's actually crazy
and uh i can bear in the fire and welcome
and goober bear in the fire as well for a brief shoutout to everyone on the spot
thank you
now dude winning that game actually makes me smile bro
oh my god that cock sucker lost holy fuck that feels good
Welcome to the jungle bitches. Yeah, though. Hey, I must be ex QC the way I fucking welcome that that shaker to the fucking jungle
I game legit though
Holy fuck you do that literally
That's actually crazy
You legit mental gattain bro that guy's brain was broken he was fucking pissed
That's insane what the fuck what's good sauté
Shaco players like the team of players in the jungle low key real honestly low key real
them. I don't have a f**k variety, let's go to Challenger today. Okay, well listen, definitely
not. I already promised Jinxie that I would do it, so there is no f**k variety. But out
of curiosity guys, are you more excited to watch him play solo queue type 1, or to watch
him play Liar's Bar, and gap him with your friends with Jinxie, Stable, Naldor, and Joe
Bartolozzi? I'm going to be honest, dude, that sounds like it's going to be f**king fun.
And I've never even watched a gameplay of either of those games, I've never played them before,
so it's gonna be like a completely new experience.
Yo you guys know motherfuckers don't?
Yeah I count them, they're probably like, thank you.
Damn, that shaco's fucking pissed.
MOTHERFUCKERS PISSED.
Yeah, look, everyone's having one, dude.
Oh, it's actually just like two months in peace.
You're six or seven wins away?
Are we?
So right now we're 639 LP, Chandra cut off is 830.
actually two or three six or seven months away holy shit that's actually the same
what the fuck
not yeah I know I'm 100% doing karate I was just good to see what everyone
would say but we're a hundred percent doing it
I'm a beginner once you're trained but I'm not doing it
and that having to beat you up surely it'll be with him wearing boxing gloves right maybe we'll see
we'll see
yo you guys know motherfucking don't they they're travel family welcome back thank you i am just here
for the man himself i don't know i'm sure
jungle counter pick unbelievable and then he walks in new no
Okay, what do you want to play here?
I want to go summoning I can build mud tracks.
a hacker with mark shots this game. Yeah I was just gonna mark shots with him. Maybe
I don't even need mark shots all key. Such a gentleman cool dude, I wish you nothing
of the best. Thank you. Appreciate it. And that's all I'm saying, thank you. Google AI
says you're a 5'4". But the only thing that's 5'4 about me is the f***ing anal cavity in
my asshole that my f***ing wife fills every night with her f***ing strap on. Now I'm
I'm like 5'9' and 5'10'
The first comment I always get on meeting greets always always always it's the same comment
Dude, I thought you were taller
Why are you so short in real life, bro? I thought you were taller
Like okay fucking cheers. Yeah, I've heard it again. They're like I lay out this smile every time
It's like yeah, yeah, no, I'm shorter in real life than you would have thought. Yeah
dude look I told her over you yeah nice broken ground side okay you want to
take the picture no you know it's like nice
haven't all the time
all right let's get them up
I
Mean guys real talk I
Mean we're gonna three come towards top of this game
One million person
I'll get energy today. Yeah, I'm doing good. Say honestly
WHAAAAAT?
Jesus! What the fuck?!
Why the fuck would you ever even say that? What did I ever do to you, dude?
Come on, please, just let me get the 3-cam gank and back in the game, okay?
Oh, I'd say I want to get the three-camp gank off, but now he's like pushing him too far.
I'm lucky.
God, that fucking sucks.
I mean, what if Ekko's three-camping top, though?
Oh, he has snowboard, actually.
Oh, where does that...
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
We're gonna start recording here.
I wasted so much time god damn it and six five parents are welcome
And uh, cleaning, everyone found us all.
Thank you.
Where does the audio come from?
Uh, I always talk about it, so I have this friend of Ale.
He doesn't stream anymore.
And at one point I went in his stream and he was on this like uh, like live chat service, whatever.
And I typed in his stream and then when I typed he asked the people that were like in his stream with him,
or like the people that, who's like live he joined.
And he was like yo y'all know motherfucking know and I'll best second in the world
And they're like who the fuck is that?
How's your voice so intact I don't know bro
I think my throat is like an asshole to be honest like I fucked it so hard over the last few weeks
That it doesn't even get like sore anymore
I'm gonna be honest, I actually swear to the fuck out of no one.
If I go show some of it, I need to go for that crab right away, but it's like I'm gonna
have a bit of downtime, so...
You don't know exhaust?
You saw a special, doesn't it?
fucking bitch
no no no I can't help you I can't help you if I help you I fuck myself I can't do it
You guys know Motherfuckin' Dora?
That's the best thing in the world.
We have a- I just put a few of these on.
WOOOOOO!
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Dora?
Oh, no.
Oh, and then I miss this one by one, yeah, because why the fuck one time I miss this
one by fucking one?
Nah, I shouldn't have won that one.
Oh, nice!
Great throw by me.
Fuck!
That's fine.
That's just...
I'm just gonna catch him, but who have I been on, like, dragging, honestly?
Always 6?
Bro, my name is down to 2 Abos, I don't know how to feel about this fight.
You know we have brown here?
He's gonna stay in my raptor, so...
I mean listen, I deserve to be in my raptor, so I just fucked up my whole tempo by dying
red.
Yo, why every time I talk about my cheesy dick, I get Vander timed out?
I mean, it's crazy because you have the answer in the question you just asked, right?
It's like saying, you know, 2 plus 2 is 4, but what's 2 plus 2?
I mean dude you like like you quite literally gave yourself the answer
I don't like that even in there
He has a very smart team, that's the worst part about him.
Oh, it's my fault, it's all my fault.
see how many games where you are from challenges are a curse bro you know what it feels like
that's like you have a kid that's like an orphan and he's gonna get adopted right and like these
two parents right they're about to like adopt him and their name is like mr and mrs smith right
and then he sits there his name is charlie and he's like going to bed at night he's like oh my god
charlie smith charlie smith charlie smith his eyes close he feels that peace
He wakes up he gets news that both of them died in a fucking fire, right? It's like wow, okay, so then a month later
Another couple mr. And mrs. Johnson
They're saying that they're like we're gonna adopt you right
Goes about a night
Charlie Johnson Charlie Johnson Charlie Johnson
Goes to bed wakes up finds out that both of them just got arrested for fucking like
taking black tar heroin while driving fucking cheery suit and it's like
every time every single time he sits there and he gets hopeful it just gets
ripped away from him and that's how it feels whenever you say how many games
where you are from challenger or like whatever I'm only four wins away from
emeralds yep hey you just invoke the fucking curse buddy better way to see
what happens next game
I love how much you grew as a streamer, you were just a bevel, you MLT, NHL ago.
you wrong but a tiny thing they've done so much it's been pretty amazing to see
Honestly
I'm doing great, bro
Nice we have a shot on with
And Pico down 31 saw and I curse back down the force of one sock back and the money at their parents off
Let's get couch fight
I'm not making you believe that.
Sorry, Johnny.
Fight!
Sorry, I can't do it!
That's a yes or no sign.
Is that Japanese, by the way, or is that like a made-up language that they made for League of Legends?
Sorya Gadon!
HASAGI!
Dude imagine instead of being called the Shadow Isles, it was called the Cock-Old Isles and every time you build that, you just get gang banged by like fucking 15 different men, dude. Jesus.
The team is actually in the super wall.
There's no way to look at the back of the house.
That sucks.
is
well guys i have really bad news the enemy renekton just got a double kill
what
But if he tries fighting me, Loki will lose this.
So I just played top to bottom, then we can look on the drag after.
Have you seen Jinxbow with Muda, bro? I watched it.
Because the thing is, I had some to-do slots, so I didn't say that I was on for coaching.
But like, dude I was sitting there and I was watching and I was lying up last to her.
Muda! I'm taking it with...
JINXY! FUCK OFF!
Dude, my coach told me to.
YOU FUCKING BAD DINAPHERI!
nice
I'm cherry-suitin' no fuckin' raptor is anymore
I'm gonna smite this so I can just get here on time and then just one shot.
I'm fucking bullshitting when you play against a brand and they just rushes Rylai's and
I never watch them moving.
He's also top moody that he's not gankin' cuz you told him not to? Good.
Now I'm telling ya, I feel like a proud dad watching those games.
And he was doing like really well too. I've been trying to hold his Q and show, I was like, wait what the fuck?
I've no smite. You know what? Now we're not gonna do this dragon. I have no smite
No, I'll just have to go for the dragon egg lobster.
Well, my raptors respawned, they instant take them. Are you fucking shitting?
good, that's what we're looking for
BIG SHUT DOWN
ok so if we look on the bombs and afterwards maybe we invade their top side, kinda like
that damn
I
That's huge.
I just do fun ways to get resources this game.
I have to mind one mental fuck up early but it's looking like it's actually very winnable
though.
Just what I like.
But I have to put you back at your prime but even bigger.
Dude it just feels really nice because like the thing is that you have to understand that
When you like are doing really well and then like you fall off, right, you're going to read comments every day, every single day, being like you fall off, you're never going to be as good.
How did it feel that your career is never going to peak that high again?
They're never going to experience that, you know, and it's like, there comes the point where it's like, eventually you start believing it too, right?
So then nowadays to see that it's like, I'm able to almost hit that career prime again, you know,
But then to hit it not because of
Like just like a ranking or anything like that but more select personality oriented and obviously like with Jinxie
Like being one to like be coached by me and him like one's like do that every day and shit
It just kind of cool. You know cuz like oh, I guess people really think I'm funny
I guess you like they enjoy watching me. No, it's like it's nice
Outside of just like the the hardcore rank Ryan's or the hard side of the show and presents
What is this?
Thank god.
Bro, if he wants to die to that gen, they'll be there. I'm sure he would have gotten a
skeleton then.
They bailed me.
I
See what's up
Take talk out there my algorithm has been great to know every guy open up take talking
I just do like some random like clip from the streams edit. I just die of laughter. It's so fucking hilarious
Yo, you guys know motherfucking don't
best heck room in the world
should we look for an executioner or something like that, yeah it's good action
and tabs, pan and sugar, I guess that's what I thought it was, thank you
I need more but I use your art appeal for the gen, that's obviously worthless, no I've
seen it all, never
I'll just appear for the zen fuck no even like I'll just appear for the gen like
I don't fucking don't and I have hot thing prime
so I get my first in there
no
but I feel like prime that's so fucked I didn't think I needed to
no I mean like
I should have ulted him.
I'm down too.
Like the thing is at the end of the day guys sing a bit like this.
i'm like
i'm like the kinky okay imagine i'm like the kinkiest girl ever right
but i was forced to be a Mormon
for like
twenty years
and then one day i'm not a Mormon anymore
and it's like i enlist as a prostitute
it's like i'm willing to do
anything
you know what i mean
so that's why jinksy tells you at one point like he wants this or that or this or that like
but yeah anything like let's go for it
low key
okay so i want to look on the bar in here
I wonder who's going to come for this end?
It's got to be Ekko.
Wow, I literally fucked with QBash out of 1HP.
I mean it's this Fasha please.
Guys, what if we just Baron?
Bots?
Like they're all forced to reset.
Echoes can be from this.
Bots like just Baron.
I know it's a crazy call to make down 10 kills, but it's like the enemy team cannot contest
us.
We're good.
Trust me.
Hi Dante.
You should listen to Hisagi from Kamal.
It's a Dutch up tempo song.
the lines from your school were used in the sun
that's a player
i guess i think i flash
like you if you want me to give an actual good one
i'm not sure that one
it's a truck's boys and so
all we just lost them
well that's x
Ah, where is he?
into it
don't know if I'm so hard every game
huge fan for a long time, been loving the coaching sessions with JinxD
why don't you teach him tremor since he's essentially warped without holding Q
The tunnel's just too boring.
It's just such a boring fucking jam.
Wait, this looks like it could be good actually.
Jhin is here?
The thing is that Jhin needs Infinity Edge and then one more item to go crazy.
Good, good, good.
Alright guys, we knew you got that now.
a dagger right now and I don't like that cuz dagger does not build into LDR or
mortal mind or so it's like what are we building
what the fuck is that shit what the fuck was what the fuck what the fuck was
what the fuck was that
Oh fuck off
We do have a good amount of chains you see though like if we group
Nice
I
Guys I'm not king. I think we just won the fucking game. I swear to God, but we won't be all it's like I knocked out
But it's like in general. I think this one
this is the best
this one guy, this one guy, nice head-orcher shot
huge
We need Scubblecrab into a dragon.
Hey guys, thoughts on my Cartman voice?
God damn it guys, can you be like the dragon to him right now?
What if today, when I call Jinxie for the variety, I only talk in that voice for the entire day?
And I just pretend like that's my normal voice
thoughts
Did I go fucking crazy or that'd be too annoying
That's lowkey good, ah, shoot.
You have to do it today.
Okay, I'll try it then.
Like, okay, we'll give it a try then.
What the fuck kind of cancer is that?
I mean, magic was as bad as fking a canik without being sent.
Is it not the retarded org voice that you see us for World of Warcraft?
Yeah, it is.
But it sounds more like card man.
I think we should just one mistake.
Respect my authority!
We need to look on those.
Even just found the variants are going to be really good though.
As long as it doesn't get stolen, we're going to be okay.
We need to play on the crab here.
Okay, so if we just get this here and then afterwards look on the Baron, what could we
get done with that?
Okay, no.
Yeah, keep it on, keep it on, keep it on.
This is okay guys, we have second grade.
Yeah, yeah, oh son son son son son son son son son son
I count the bash on
But why the fuck are we not so
Why are we not even grouped as five
I mean this is just stupid as fuck.
There's no reason for this.
I could type to fucking Kingdom come to the soccer and change show.
I'm saying my executioner's on.
I don't need to have it anymore.
Oh man.
I
Sound like that we can maybe look on the gyke here
Jesus
I mean like I'm not gonna one man the ultra fucking
Yo you guys know motherfucking total? Best hacker in the world.
No no no no no no no no no. You fucking bastard.
Wow we actually lost now. Cool.
We lost the most unloosable game ever cause then the slide that he wanted to split inside of you and bring me on down.
Sick bro. Love when that happens.
Like it!
I've literally lost the most unloosable game ever, like, that's so retarded.
And uh, cheers new fam, and a prime welcome.
Thank you.
I can't believe that's how we lose our first game of the day, like that game was unironically
whatever.
I could've played better in the earlier stages and then everyone would've went to that long,
so.
I
That's actually so crazy
Generally so fucking crazy
I
Report this in yeah, but I mean even if we're close for watching
What people have you bought other people I'm gonna be honest I generally have no idea
Like I genuinely have no fucking idea.
Alright.
Just so you know, Ron is a massive ragebader.
Oh boy, do I have news for you.
I'm gonna go bathroom
Can't escape that, can't run!
Keep their元, keep their元, keep their元!
Keep their元, keep their元, keep their元, keep their元!
KILL DUDE!
I'm on with it!
EEEEW!
Okay, guys, so they won Rockside this game.
I'm trying to think what would actually be a game, maybe a dining game.
Kind of like that Divya gets to them.
My old brother I don't care.
You know what I think the funniest thing ever that I find is?
I'm like I genuinely can't even believe that it's still like
something that people are gonna type. Let me show you guys.
So, look at this.
Top laner's gonna sit here and say, I play for fun. I don't care, right?
It's the same top laner that we played with last game. Same guy.
Right? Same guy.
You have hundreds of games
on this account alone
but i i played with this guy multiple times that he has multiple accounts
but i'm not kidding
then he has another one that's called like sundar
like some shit like that
yo you guys know motherfucking donal
best hack in the world
but i used to play with them like all the time like before the other shit
and it's like what do you mean you don't care if you have like
even let's say it's let's say this is only an account right
like you have five hundred games this season right
five hundred games
how do you not care if you have five hundred games or like four hundred let's
say
like why are you just going to sit there and pretend like you don't give a shit
you have four hundred games like
why haven't I typed that like oh yeah I don't care like
I mean obviously
but if you don't care about four hundred games
like fucking four months into the season like
and uh... Travis having the prime
oh shit
I want Billy underneath there when the fog gets a free shot. Thank you. I'm listening there when the gets you.
Yeah, it's just like I don't know.
So all we do is we just wait for the top to bottom and then we should get him.
I played 3 rank games on Hager Mountain team, meeting him.
Thoughts on that?
Could be good.
I mean if you're enjoying it, that's the bottom line of the only thing that matters, right?
Cause like at the end Dave, one trick at anything or play anything that you enjoy playing.
As long as you enjoy playing him, that's all that matters.
Don't want to hear the boss talk about the game.
And beat them in the front walk-up. Thank you.
He says he's countered any islands, level 1.
So the jungler is rock-sized so we do have to be a bit careful about that.
Did she really clear the ward's top?
i think that's like crazy
not hit ends
like it why do you not come
there we go
I mean, that's my fault, whatever.
Like the 2nd 9 team backs off, I should have just followed the fact that they weren't coming
and then I just like back off the ground.
We have invaded the gromp 100 million percent instead of resetting bud
It's like a good jungler makes a good call and
Follows it a great jungler is willing to back off the good call if his teammate doesn't help him
So it's on me
Oh whatever
This kid really counters cinch by the way, I have a hard time believing that she actually counters them somebody
It was then Clancy with no sudden usual activity on your account
we can see you are being view-botted like who's gonna watch a wash one trick fail to get challenging for another season
Alright chat who would actually watch that type one if you would actually watch that type two of mr.
Clancy over here is right, and it's just a view-botted incident
Everyone is just view like a view bottom today
I'm gonna be honest, but I should play on the uh, Jaguar, it could be really good.
This game is fucking aides.
Wait, when you put the music off, I'm gonna be honest, like the music being as old as
it is what's fucking us right now
all right
when I'm really nice you look on the right here
but it's like I hate rex I but Lee Sin is just worse if Lee Sin wasn't with the
most broken jungler in the game or not I saw it ban rex every game
I mean sure yeah like let's not just make a guy
We'll just like, meet him and then we'll just play for Dragon to win the game and then I'll block him after I skim on that RFT game, yeah?
Man, I might still play with them, at least on that RFT we just must see this.
I don't remember. Dragons have this game.
Should I get a Raxanthosh down?
They should be able to get out of Leesley all night, but I don't know if they're going to get more than that.
Probably not.
She'll take a break. I don't even take a break, dude
It's just unfortunate that my top laner would rather never follow any place
I go for to like prove a point because he's mad I didn't get last pick and said doing everything that he counts like when the game
I'm fine my calls
But then by that same logic
It's also unfortunate that I haven't been like paying enough attention to realize that he is actively doing that like breathing bullshit
So I just don't go for any place at all
He's imagine we're just on my jungle game and just like if you play for drags like you'd be fine
I'm a the only one really underperforming so it's like I thought it just not gone finding those plays would be in a much better spot
See right so
To give in a take
And then I bust you can't miss a lot. Thank you
Oh, and I just realized it's actually 440.
Oh, fuck, wait.
So in 20 minutes the variety starts.
Oh, shit, wait, bro, I just re-
Holy fuck, has it day been going by that fast?
Bro, that's actually crazy.
I genuinely cannot believe today has been going by that fast. It's already almost 5.
What the fuck?
Okay, so it's gotta win then, because this is gonna be our last game for a few hours.
Alright, we gotta just run on the top side and then we're gonna get it.
Nice, I got the big rop there.
You know what?
And Victor gots to kill whatever.
Nice, we take those.
Are you getting the ceiling out for Roddy?
Yeah, that's it. It's gonna be a long, it's gonna be a long one, say.
Jinxia's fan mail survived plenty of time?
Oh, is he doing fan mail today?
Alright, it's in 20 minutes, say.
Jinxia's live, goodbye!
Bye, gingsy refugees.
That was nice having you guys.
Maybe I'll see you later.
It's not what we do, so you just play for the red and then we're gonna be in a really good spot.
Okay, wanna look on... oh nice.
guys if I go for the blue invade do you think my syringe is going to actively
grief me or do you think he's actually not like fall at this time
he literally doesn't have anything else to do he's full out full man full man with all his life
okay so we'll just play on the crab here then
Okay, while the Ash went for- OH MY GOD, no that's actually huge.
We all died but- actually the same cost.
Alright, somebody?
We'll see if he deserves a good spanking.
I feel like crying, that's so insanely f**king sad
Ooh, wait this guy, no it doesn't actually have this mindless game, what the f**k
I'M GETTING CAREED!
Let's f**king go bro
I'm actually getting carried so f**king hard this game
But it's like I'll take it bro, I'll take it.
We've been lucky playing out of our mind, getting carried a little once in a while it's getting.
I need to find a champ that actually does one through Axi, I swear that's the one champ I can never like figure out.
Okay, I think we just found this song again.
Okay, I mean, genuinely, I ain't looking too terrible right now.
I'm such a piece of shit this game I'm gonna be honest I'm generally playing so bad
All of those came on to the next like 5-7 minutes, so I have a few minutes to just let myself a bit of food.
Cause I think I need to eat a little bit, I'm gonna eat him like almost anything, so...
Unless I get the hell of him then I run to get past her right now.
Fuck, that could actually be a good idea.
What could that car actually be the method?
I'm not saying I'm tabby, I'm a shovel, bro, I'm a fucking
in a very good spot or no
WHAAAAAT
no, ain't no way
oh no
FUCK
It's time to heat it up.
Sam, Loki didn't have time to eat it up, either.
Did he just fall out of the fridge?
Uh, yeah.
They're a decent squad now.
Jynx see co-streaming worlds with Dantas?
It's not like that.
But me and Jynx see we're gonna try co-streaming.
I'm gonna just have to like uh, tone it down a little bit, cause, Ryde has sponsors, right?
So like, I can't sit down and say the fucking craziest shit ever, else it's like.
Baron, please.
That would be Senna not gonna lie?
Yeah, that would be.
Let's go to straggling here.
He said he would go to worlds.
Where is it this year?
Is it in Korea?
Logan, if he wants to go there, I might be open to it too.
Because me and Laura, we like doing like a trip to Korea once a year.
So if it's in Korea this year, then maybe I'll go there with a little around the same time frame and then we could like, show as well.
I'm fucking dead here.
It's in the US?
Wait, Bros is here sending you guys?
New York?
I can make that work then.
Well, we can make it work.
I can make that work then.
Maybe we can make it work.
There's one of my sister, yes, and my wife.
There's all my sys, my ear assessor, yes, and my wife.
Jesus.
What the fuck?
How did he see me there?
I mean, I saw my shield, but okay.
No.
Okay, I'm gonna have one more bite and laugh or something.
Take it off.
Okay, maybe a little more.
Oh, I didn't try respawn here.
Nice and I saved enough that it can be another meal too
Wooo I'm feeling good now guys we got a bit of food in our system so I'm feeling good
Bro, each second I Vagged.
The variety got rescheduled to 545?
Okay, that was fun.
But I'm gonna be honest, it's Shanley so fucking hard for me to look for any kills ever when they have a...kill.
Nobody is gonna take the plate from you, eat slowly.
No, bro. I have a game to play.
I cannot sit in, I cannot afford to waste time eating.
I
We have to put on the crab in them again
if i get that crab then we have to advance to truny from the saucepons
i mean bro if we could actually kill the senna
It's game running, it's game running if you kill the sun in here.
I mean dude, this is so fucking cancer.
The thing versus Raxazer is just always the shittiest experience ever.
And the worst part is that there's nothing that counters it.
Look at this.
Nothing does.
Oh, Ivern.
Okay, we can play Ivern or HVox.
That's literally it.
Two champs in Master Pulse, too.
What the fuck, bro?
Like it's so, it's so tartarly.
Is there only though we can maybe look around Baron?
the
contest we got a light you on fire
You heard my voice, you should know
Only moments just can't run me up
The one I ought to love
If you were alone
Then you'd spend two days being
Becoming taboo
I want to be a play
But you can let that go
If I ran away
So I'll pass the lecture songs
I threw out
And I see what's here to disturb you
If we'd built this house
Wait, do I knock at the kill level 16 boosts?
Because I wasn't getting the wave every auto.
that's one
oh my god okay well the good news is that we got one kill
but at least we got one
Okay, if we get this, uh, I'd rather wait for my last whisper, to be honest.
Okay guys, all I need realistically is one kill, but I don't know how the fuck I get one for the other kill.
If it's a standard 5v5, I'm not sure she's supposed to stop.
I should just give a signal, Peron.
team is going for a group's play.
We got this, too.
Oh, that's horrible.
We lost.
Oh dude.
No, I'm actually so sad.
No, this one was on me.
I'm gonna be honest guys, I genuinely just don't know what to fucking lock in.
Like when the enemy locks in fucking Rek'Sai, I genuinely just don't know what to lock in, bro.
Like I genuinely don't.
It's 5pm?
Yeah, apparently it's rescheduled to 545.
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donald?
Best heckler in the world.
Fun.
Yeah, we're gonna be set to delay this hero, by the way.
Alright guys, we're back! What's up?
OUCH!
Bro, I actually played a game of Lee Sin earlier this month, and I swear I actually won.
Okay, so wait
And knows I'm a box fan as well
Apparently what's going to be guys is once he's done this then that's when we go variety
Alright guys listen we have three options
Option one is we watch Jynx they do find mail option tools we find around in the YouTube video to react to
option three is
I don't even know well what should we do?
You again I mean I like to handle I won't have time
Is that a charging device?
No, no, no, no, no, no, guys!
If this guy can hack me...
Is that a charger?
This is actually a hacking device.
I'm not reading chat. Stop, stop!
Guys, it doesn't work.
I
Do all Margo I can't though because it always fucks my camera
You plug that into your computer, you hear a busy, right?
Do you ask?
If you're around that's engineering, bro,
when you hear that noise, that's called a data transfer.
So basically, whatever is on that device,
that just, they show all of it and they transfer it
to a cloud server and they can access all of your data.
I'm not even kidding.
Are you trolling me or is like bro if this is one of your little schemes bro, did I just get
hacked?
I can back me up, I can back me up, am I right?
Wait is Yasha serious?
I have the least credible source in the world right behind you.
Yo, I'm not buying this, I didn't get hacked, I didn't get hacked through a phone case.
No I didn't.
Put a sock in it.
I'm not no no I'm not gonna be ghastly not anymore. I won't be ghastly anymore
Not anymore guys not anymore
They can happen by doubt it ask Bernard so let me make that
Let me know let's do that. So we go from calling the dumbest guy in the world
To then calling the second dumbest guy in the world
We go from high-vice to Bernard. Who do you want me to call after that, bro?
I
It's a real from Caden I think I just leaked his last name
Two pairs cute sock cat lovers gift I can't let's say let's say there's needs to be able can watch
Guys, look at what should we watch!
Do you guys have any ideas?
Watch the variety art compilation?
Wait, what?
The fuck is this?
Is this really what we want to watch?
Is this actually what we want to watch?
Thanks for watching guys!
you
You're not even listening that's it from now on your free time will be spent on a job
instead of this mindless bullshit
I am in no condition to work
You sure won't be after I break your knees backwards
I'll kick your ass to the curb if you're unemployed by Monday
but I'm not kidding there's a point where I was living at home
I think my mom would literally answer my brother
for like eight months straight every single day
not you
well no I'm employed dude I'm a streamer
No! No! Was I too slow? Oh no please! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh my god, no way!
You guys employed as I am, dude shut up! I'm actually employed!
OHHHHH!
RETARD!
Going broke believing!
I'll be in time!
Well, let's actually see.
Two years later, is this guy still a hate watcher?
Oh, he's permit banned.
Oh
I got flowers
20 dollars! Fuck! Guys, can someone spot me? Guys, I thought it would be like 2 dollars.
Can someone spot me? Listen, listen, listen. Can anybody spot me? Guys, please. Please.
Guys, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
My guys, okay, can someone spot me for the $20 that I spent two years ago?
Anyone to try to be Jillian I want to give me 20 bucks right now. I
Know what you're thinking you're thinking don't us
Why the fuck should we spot you when you've already made so much money this month through your sub-a-thon?
I can explain. I'm a greedy scamming piece of shit
And if I don't get $20 right now, I'm not gonna play the game. It's as simple as that. Oh
Let's reuse that guys if I don't get $20 right now
No variety and I end stream
Just play the video little gup. All right, so you guys can now to give me $20. I'm just not gonna play the game
Best I can do is $3. Read it and we've lived hard.
But don't test, don't test! Your first music is just a game!
Oh my god!
You listen, thanks for the time to get to Frisch, dad. Thank you, Ro.
Since I'm down, crying ain't gone, whizzing up all of these kids.
Teen it goes, my dog will probably mug it till you've grown yourself.
Losing up the Tina, she know nothing else
I tried to reason
Yeah
I tried to reason
What the fuck is that cut?
Yeah
Ooh, do I win this?
What the fuck was that literally is your reaction time
Dude now that haircut was fucked up Jesus
It's a band porn but then the app would have died so he didn't.
It also has some upsides.
Like for disabled people, sex work is a common way to feel more human or get experienced
and not feel judged.
What the fuck did I just hear?
Okay, no, I get it now cuz okay, they meant okay, wait me league. I've never played before no
Yeah, thanks for the time, but I don't I don't coach
Okay, no, but the thing is listen guys
The reason why I was confused was because I thought he meant disabled prostitutes. I
I thought he meant like disabled prostitutes. They can get like experienced with sex, but he actually meant disabled people
could like hire prostitutes. Does that make sense?
You know, it's like, normally when I read chats, I'll always know what you mean. I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
I genuinely do not know what you mean.
No, I get it now, though.
I think this is one of the first times in my entire life that I read a message, and I don't know what you-
Dude
Why- why did you have to make it weird, bro?
Now I don't want to lift my arms ever again
You know what I mean? It's like why the fuck did you have to make it weird?
You mean
You know what I mean? Like I genuinely don't know what you mean.
Watch Jinxie Fan Mail!
Boy, what do you got?
Hahahaha
The Darth Maul
Funko Pop
It was only a matter of time
Chat
It was only a matter of time
Hahahaha
It was only a matter of time
Did I imagine you get him custom Darth Maul's shoes?
Oh, you guys made it open this?
Oh, wait, so, oh, it's like a pack opening, you don't know who you're going to get.
Your chat.
If this is Yeager-
Can you explain the Darth Maul meme?
Where did Darth Vader buy his shoes?
Chibi. What? Okay, Jack, if we get Yeager from this, this is a sign that we're going to get Yeager Black Ice 2026.
If we get Yeager from this.
But what is that even? Oh, it's a Rainbow Six character.
Oh my God. What could it be?
Jack, what could it be?
What could it be?
What could it be? Yeager, Yeager, please Yeager.
I think I have a total of like 25 minutes on this operator
LMG
mountain and Lorde, I mean he is an iconic character
But it's had shankar that would have been a sign that
Can you react to the seven levels of gambling? Maybe my god?
chat who remembers this guy I
Was waiting for him to turn the corner again
Who remembers this guy the fuck is beef cake jerky god
bro
This guy had Steve back. I'm not even kidding when I say this the best beef jerky. I've ever had him at all
Of course you're eating yo, bro. I haven't ate one
What dude, I want the wait is this a new flavor this is a new flavor. I've never had this one
chat isn't this guy a fishing youtuber I'm pretty sure he is right chat y'all
should like some of y'all should know chat jalapeno cheese bro I'm gonna give
you my unbiased review bro gaming not gambling wait how long is that video
maybe I'll react to it seven levels of gaming addiction player you're the go
Hey, you're the goat. Your beef turkey is insane. Like you're the goat, bro.
Ten minutes.
Yo, Jack, if this wasn't ad, and I didn't disclose it, this would be illegal. I would go to jail.
If it was an ad, I'd have to disclose it. This is not an ad. The guy makes good beef turkey. Get off my dog.
Can you react harder?
Tartar
What the fuck do you want me to do stop like shaking my arms and going crazy?
And then Martha and if I'm welcome, thank you and then a crystal and milk thing as her subs. Yes
Oh
Okay
Now shake ass, okay
This guy was professional
Don't stop daddy as i'm chewing on beef jerky
Yo bro go to church bro. No seriously
Don't stop daddy as i'm chewing on beef go to church bro
how are his pits green? okay dude I'm never raising my arms again
no you got it, I'm actually so sick of this shit
like do I need to wear like shirts or not like
you're getting one guide
dude who's the best yordle
Can answer on
Guys guys, I have legitimately no idea what this is isn't that underwear
It looks like underwear no
You know am I like a toddler I could have just used the scissors the whole time I think I'm actually brain dead like
What am I doing?
Yeah, CTE. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guys, that has to be underwear, right?
And of course, they're gigantic.
Your chat, what is this?
Does anybody know what this is?
What is this?
Put it on.
It's kind of hot.
You will wear it now.
Okay.
Do a try on haul.
Guys, I don't even know what this is.
You want me to try this on?
Wait, what is that?
It looks like a potato sack.
I need a beer for this.
So, Chad, who said to sl-
Love Harder.
Dude, guys-
What are you talking about, wrestler?
They're pants?
Yo, Chad, is it pants or a shirt?
NOOOOO!
Legitimately, what is this?
I filmed part two on another website. Hi-bye! Ban him!
Bro, what do you think this is, bro?
Oh my god. I know what it is now.
I didn't know if it was a shirt or not, because it's later on in the game.
What?
Why would you send me this?
I have two heck-er-on players locked in my basement.
What do I do to them?
Get high speed into it, that's like, go crazy.
It's not a night-down, bro.
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckers, don't!
best hacker in the world what did you have to take his shirt off what are you doing right now
yo bro i'm not gonna wear your psychotic lingerie underpants i'll never fit in that what the
How the fuck is that?
I mean, you're a creep.
Okay guys, I'm gonna be honest.
I won't be able to sign up for the next hour.
Typefit.
Okay.
Yeah.
We're gonna put my shirt trap.
I'm CTA Jack.
Yo guys, that's not a typefit, okay?
Ooh, chat.
Remember the guy that sent in candy from Mexico last week?
When Mexicans have candy? I thought that was an American thing.
Y'all sent candy from another country. I'm hoping. And yes, I'm a fat ass. Yes, I enjoy candy. Of course. Yeah, okay.
The sneaker. Thank you.
Why is the oi here?
I
My brother plays
This is a generational fit, but it's too small
Clock it. All right, you know what? Let's actually slay
You know what? Let's land. I don't even care anymore
Which ends with this when he does it his brother
He low key needs fake nails as you should as you should queen like low key
L print. Okay, you just ruined my entire day. You ruined my day. L print! Why are you looking? In the workplace?
Well, like, why did you even look?
He's acting like you! When have I ever done that?
I guess I'm wearing this for the rest of the fan mail. I'm sure there'll be another shoot, sure.
Oh, might I have one reggae?
Wait, this isn't a shirt. This is a jersey.
What?
Am I the only one kind of wrecked whoa long close from
From
Scotland
What?
all right
streamer
Dante said he's bricked yo if Dante's is watching this
Like and he has an erection. He needs to get his head check, bro
Now this this box look interesting. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest you guys
I have a problem and it's in my pants after seeing him on that shirt who the fuck is Baldino though
Bro there isn't even a guy named Baldinho. Like it's not even a real guy.
Alright baby can you say this?
I know. I know. Yeah I'll leave it later.
Unless you want it.
Okay, then I'll have the light in
All right, I'm made in the US
Chat do it. What the fuck is my cat? Okay. No, I think sure he got up nice. Oh
Hey guys, I need a I need a fucking uh, I
Need to have a more caffeine
What even is that?
How expensive these balls legitimately? Let me call Bernard
What is that for baseball?
Dude, I'm gonna be honest. I don't even think he could fit in his ass
But it's a good thing they have four like he can put one in his mouth
That way he can make any noises, and then he shoves the other in his ass
Baby, baby, baby, you're looking very beautiful today
So so what?
Okay
And
It's on my fault Jinxie has this fucking print visible to everybody all day every day
My bad dude Jinxie your golf game like dude am I just supposed to ignore that in all caps
Like okay, we are a 27 year old Tampa Tampa
Golf pros at West Chase GC the Chilts wins in UT. We will get you making birdies
and then they have a QR code chat as I always say scan at your own risk scan at
your own risk what's the risk of even scanning a QR code
You print yo tell him to stop watching the fan mail
Dude me not being allowed to say w print it's like Albert Einstein not being allowed to say gravity exists
You know what I mean?
Like bro, it's literally in my domain
This I have a feeling there's gonna be 95 of these in the next three months
QR codes could be zipped bombs that fuck your shit up wait actually I'm gonna try to I'll try to go faster
But I'm good isn't found no risky though because people can lose on trackers and you should like that
His dad goes through it he checks. Oh really cool. Okay, whatever this is
This is gigantic whatever this is. This is absolutely gigantic
answer it's gonna be a print out of his friend like a fucking painting of it bro
what if I sent him one of those for his next fan mail I sent him a big painting
of his print do it okay yeah I think it's a poster
What does W print mean?
You're huge.
Real quick.
It's if you're good with your handwriting.
Let's see what it is.
The greatest artist of all time and it's not even close.
Oh my God.
He's got world on drugs.
race for love oh my god he's got all the albums in here bro is that painted artist of all time
i appreciate you my boy very clean bro chat i i i can literally put so much poachers in my room
from fan mail send him a picture of the whole game he threw with onay
i'm not trying to speed run it i'm only doing that because i'm gonna be late to game night
But I already told them a couple hours ago.
Wait, did he?
Since you liked the last onesies I sent you, I want to send you a kitty.
Because you are cute and submissive.
I hope you keep these onesies in the closet and use them for the stream or something fatty.
From Spencer.
Yo, Spencer!
I'm not submissive!
I just wanted to say you're my favorite streamer and your streams genuinely helped me through
I appreciate it, but here I'll refund your dolly buddy. I got you. Okay, this okay
You don't have to donate there. You don't have to donate you can just
You just have the message already
This is from Spencer who said and I quote I'm cute in submit
I
Yeah, yo Spencer
Best heck room in the world
I'm gonna do this one time for about 30 seconds, so I know you're probably stroking it
Yeah, enjoy that 30-second goon session bro, cuz after this I'm not wearing this ever again
All right, that's it
I'm getting a call
What?
Hi Dante's my last 100 this I am kind of homeless. I'll gladly accept 10k bits and return cheers less than
Wait, BABY!
You're so unspunny!
What?
You're so unspunny!
Wait, why? What did I do?
It's funny not a fucking onesie!
Why are you not taking pictures to a track of?
Dude, you're so unsunny! It's incredible!
How can you even ask yours?
Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh my god!
No, no, no, I, wait.
Oh, yeah.
Bend over just like that, Jinxie.
Yeah, right there.
Jack what's the end game here? I run around the house
Oh, yeah, your body looking a bunch of Jamesy
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, hey goon material secured
Why is your sister yelling
and jayden there is so welcome thank you
i'm ricky and leppard onesie
i'm tommy there is so welcome
thank you
send it to him
which i sent him in haplice
dude he'll think i'm fucking creepy
guys he'll think i'm a fucking creep
of course he is
send it and hit him with
get that woman back in the kitchen
shut your bitch ass up boy, she's giving me the good ideas
so here's something else to improve your ascension journey
stay mauging from Noah
yeah, Noah like is this gonna be a phone masher?
what could this possibly be Noah?
I'm not going to start throwing mash on my face, okay?
Dude, I genuinely feel like such a fucking creep that I actually feel creepy.
Alright, Noah, let's see what you say.
send to the discord group i'm not in the group yet i'm gonna be in it later
Oh my god, Jaws aside, come on Titan, strengthen your neck and fate.
Bro, there's no-
So, how is this gonna help me mock?
Bro, I need your guys this.
It's gonna help me mock, guys.
Like, do you guys know Connor Murphy?
would use one of those for 12 hours a day and nowadays his fucking face looks like this
like you literally look like a retard
like i'm not even kidding you you literally end up looking like a retard
my crap dad
oh yeah don't know smurf so hard every game let's make a lot of fun to dollar get free back
I was actually going to do this for about five more seconds and then somebody tied good boy.
Yo you guys know motherfucking Donald?
Best hechrom in the world.
This is going to help me muck.
What?
It's just a scare.
Make it your discord pfp.
But bro, if you bought this, you're a bot.
Yeah, I don't know about that one, bro.
Dylan also moves so hard every game.
When we're getting the IRL with the bald dude in the pink shirt.
This thing does work.
Dead ass.
Maybe one day soon, but hopefully not next week.
Because if we do an IRL next week,
it means that he's beating my ass in Tarbin Springs.
But I jumped him there in 3-3, Chef.
And how are you there in the Fireman's Hall?
Chateau de Dantez, I'll be done with fan mail in 12 minutes.
Yeah, I'll finish way before then.
You've got four packages.
Stop!
Bro!
Garzard, greatest welcome out of all time. Not even a question!
Oh my god, he got the white cheddar once too.
No! He's eating!
Stop!
These are the greatest cheese and flavors of all time.
time he needs to throw that out that's
swap Pringles original cheese it white
cheddar cheese it and rice crispy treat
why is the chat I thought you were
married yeah I am yo guys this isn't
Losis three please don't refer to me as
it it got excited jumping for joy
guys you're the part of twitch that's
Literally Ron Ron got coined that title. Don't pin that on me. What's a fart of twitch love Ron, but bro
He is the part of twist. What does that even mean? Okay?
Next time out of XQC. What does that mean cookies? I ate when I was little
I heard they made the movie obsession based off of your relationship. I
I do this that a good movie. I've been Loki thing. I go watch your Thor sometimes soon, but I hope it's on my good streaming platform
From Jackie stop coughing
What yes, I saw twice that's like telling me to stop breathing. Why would you watch a movie twice coffee? Are you serious?
Chat from El Salvador. Let's see
What? Wait, dude, why would he say El Salvador instead of W Salvador?
All right, Chad, let's see if El Salvador has the best candy.
They're competing. Somebody sent a big bundle from Mexico. Let's see this.
Call him LDN. Dude, I know what that stands for, and I'm not allowed saying that word.
The packaging.
Diara, Ticnic, Bressa.
Oh my god.
It's a wafer, but instead of you.
Does he check his packages for bombs?
Real question.
Yeah, apparently his dad does.
It's wide and thin.
this is the greatest thing pink wafers a british thing yes so it's getting
stabbed to death with a machete i'm sorry oh man wow that was fuck jesus sorry it's
not late it's not late guys i know actually sorry
Time with gummies. I'm not falling for that.
I'm gonna die.
Okay, such as that.
This guy sent in a gigantic box.
What? It's a box in a box.
There is a box inside of the box.
Wait, wait, there's another box in the box!
Yo, you guys know motherfucking Donald?
Best hacker in the world.
Come on, box in a box, box in a box.
Yes!
Come on another box in there. Okay, come on box in a box in a box box in a box in a box in a box in a box
Come on come on
Box in a box in a box in a box
Come on
Another box box in a box in a box in a box
Another box
Okay, box in a box in a box in a box in a box
Okay, this guy just sent me nine boxes
There has to be no only five
Come on, box in the box, in the box, in the box, in the box, in the box.
Here we go.
Ah, fuck.
They only sent in nine boxes.
Yes!
Okay, box in the box, in the box, in the box, in the box, in the box.
Come on.
So, glad Darth Maul introduced me to your streams, this she is peak.
Thank you, bro.
Con come on
Stronghold math finish
To mr. Jinxie my name is Caden. I'm a long-time viewer and I just launched my own hair brand called see ya Caden
Why'd you put it in ten boxes?
Why'd you put this in ten boxes?
On all of our products the same
Real talk like if you're gonna have like sea salt spray from one, it's from the same fucking sea bro
Is this Harry from like long enough for that but the thing is I can't style my hair
Kaden I can't style my hair because I'm bald
Okay, I'm not bold. Yes. I had said then
WK to the chat.
Look at that dent!
Oh my god.
We got another fan mail.
Hold the dent, what dent?
Dent?
Wait guys, real talk.
Let's see you have a baby, right?
And then you like, push down the middle of its head
for like five minutes a day.
Would it, did it hurt?
push down the middle of its head for like five minutes a day.
Would it develop a headset done to naturally?
You asking me to send stuff.
Okay, Chris, Chris.
Yes.
Chris, what is this, bro?
Really?
I don't know Smurf so well in every game.
Chris, actually what is this?
Send him a frame of when he was altered
and getting beamed by the Falcons
when he threw it on him.
It's a thinking frog.
That's cute.
I want it.
It's a thinking frog.
Oh my god.
What?
Dude, what if they make a frog like that but when you nod on it it changes colors.
Pleasant Grove, California. Pleasant Grove Boulevard. You guys said
No! I thought you said no. Brother, brother, this is the P.O.I.
Hey, chicks, hope you enjoy the swag and the golf towel.
Okay, it's a comfy little shirt. Where's the golf towel? Okay, I need one of these golf
towels. I'm not gonna lie. W's, man. W's, thank you.
We should do fan mail with you. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I think I'm a bit too paranoid
for that. Next time on a date. I mean, I have been sent
this book. No, no, no, no, no. I think since this book, every week, once a week, since
2024, I'm not reading this. It's just a full-blown novel. Bro, I'm not. Stop sending it to me.
I have no answer to the word about that book on this one, so hard every game.
What?
Scratch fat. I got a better idea. Send me a set of different side effects plugs than if
a punishment he wears a different size based on what he did.
Wait, Loki got an idea though.
Whaaaaaat?
You should send a Cal Fit photo to Junk and say,
I cheat on my wife so hard with you.
You'd call me M-O-O-O-O-Dog.
Okay, I don't know what that one.
Guys, can't we tell me why everyone wears ski masks nowadays
when they don't even go skiing?
Like, why do I always see people wearing that?
This is what I'm bringing to Tarpon Spring, bro.
It's a shiesty
You are so you are soft as baby shit. Okay. Yeah, you know, bro. You just ruined the whole that's a back lover
You just ruined the whole moment, bro
Welcome to bricks the numbing the pot. He went ball. Okay mods. Can we like time out all the racists, please ruin the whole moment guys?
Can we not be?
Your parents must be dissatisfied
Yo, somebody say something positive, please?
What is-
How's that racist?
There were people typing racist shit in there.
What?
N.P.
That wiener could satisfy-
Wait, what, what the fuck? I missed it.
Wait, what happened?
That was gigantic.
Wait, wait, what did I miss?
Wait, what did I miss?
Make him wear a chastity belt till he holds cute.
What did I miss?
a huge pbc dildo
Dude as punishment every time he does yes the ride it for 30 seconds
Next time out of the day
Band use it test it wear it yo guys wear it
Bro, it's a it's a 14. It's a 14 incher
It's literally a 14 incher bro, what do you mean wear it?
What does that even mean bro?
I know what this is, I know what this is.
These aren't chips.
Listen, I opened these before, it's a glitter bomb explosion.
No, not for this, I'm not an idiot.
Bro, there's gonna be glitter all over my face.
Good try bro.
Nice freaking try.
Dude, Al-Jing see bro Al-Jing see pure bison chips. He doesn't even eat them
No, okay, thank you
I
Is that a ping-pong mask?
It's our sex oh when you don't hit challenger you have to go to tarpon springs with a bulletproof vest
Bro, this is Mew Smash!
What?!
He's got the headphones too?
Why can't I get League of Marbelia?
This is so sick.
Oh my god.
War Wolf Field Operation Gas Mask?!
Bro, this had to be expensive.
Bro bro, this is a legitimate gas mask.
Remove the delay!
THERE IS NO DELAY!
Literally.
FUCK!
What?
Wait chat, I just got an idea.
Let's put it over to Ski Mask and see how it looks.
Oh my god.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers don't?
The best hacker in the world.
Bro, you should walk around tarping springs like that.
What?
I am sure if you opened a peel box, you'd get your own Soraka Kudunari figure.
Imagine dude. Probably though.
Alright, we're almost done. We're almost done chat, we're almost done. My god, a lot of
packages today. Holy crap, y'all are goaded!
Guys, what's the coolest thing he's ever gotten from a fan mail?
What?
it's popcorn popcorn popcorn popcorn popcorn popcorn a BBC he misspelled
why is everyone saying BBC
human shit in a package
bro there's no way someone's shitheading you with shitheads
what?
I just, you know, I don't understand like why I would need diapers
where are the diapers now?
this guy only now discovered kink
what is the po- it's not ungrateful
FUCKING BAD! I'M AN ABDL!
I'm with a diaper, bro. Please stop.
Do not search up ABDL.
What?
I don't have a son!
Congratulations to what?
I don't have a kid!
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donal?
Best Have a Son in the World?
Wait, he never said he didn't have a daughter, though.
Alweyer.
Big Bob.
And Whiteberry Sereniphym.
And Grom, they're in the private store, wine, they're in the private store.
Thank you guys.
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Boy!
Best hacker in the world!
I just searched up ABDL, what the fuck, I'm not sure.
Seattle Mariners?
U.S. O-
WHAAAAAT?!
he is pregnant confirmed do you imagine what it's someone scum 50 hats
Donald what games are you playing later uh wires bar and gambler friends and
that's how I feel in the prime yo you guys know motherfucking don't best heck
in the world oh wait are those actually
pokemons what so no leak tonight with
JYNX CI we might be we might be all
same
Pokemon cards
wait they're all slabbed are they all
good what the fuck
It's going to all of you.
Guys, what?
Bro, there's like 300 cards in here.
Bro, where are you?
Yeah, he didn't set like the sleeves and stuff for like new cards
That is so much money
Get what and talk dance up scarlet by
Dude needs another vape head he's coughing
This is $10,000. Are you guys actually fucking serious? These are 10 grand?
Dude, everyone be like, no bro, BCAUTI is horrible. Yeah, but were you saying that when you saw
space jam for the first time cheers bro one more huge box like this is like
gigantic space jam wait I'll show you what the fuck yo best heck room in the
world it's leave dick brooder
check my room it's like a mess
and uh... fifty-gen there on the phone so much thank you
what?
Tom Kench is kind of cute in pink can't lie
wait this guy sent him free pokemon cards
what the fuck?
probably like what $200
do not open this
twenty thousand dollars
not in a way it's like me with one fifty
are you guys fucking trolling me or not
brother this is sealed
so be
wait what's that
wait what is that
ahhh
first time shot in the chat setting
not open it
Is this your box bro?
Don't go have it into the corn!
Well why would you send this?
Mega evolution, perfect order.
Why would you send this?
Bro this is way too expensive.
Well that's crazy.
What?
$20,000?
You've been watching Jettie for the last hour and said you could have won three quick games.
P8, you should shoot yourself in the head tonight.
reading my idiot chats in game like are you some kind of fucking moron for
typing that
bro what are these actually work chat do we know baby how much is a perfect
order Pokemon box worth how much is a perfect order Pokemon box worth
Do you know why they call him the big Charizard and the small trainer box?
Jesus
Oh
No millionaire don't open the hundreds of dollars worth of time
Okay chat, we have, I'm not even kidding.
Woo!
All right, let's go.
Oh wow.
Oh no, we have bags.
Guys, realistically, do you guys think
Jamesy's desensitized from Christmas?
Like when he wakes up Christmas morning,
it's just like another day for him?
Because he gets all these like cool,
random mystery box packages every day.
Oh, there's a cat in here.
Hey, me.
What is that?
Oh no, I'd sick my dick in there, dude.
I'd sick my dick in there like it was a fucking, like it was a fucking sponge, dude.
Two junk, daddy!
Alright!
Just a cat and all the cats are gone.
In the cat, you guys are retarded.
In the fucking chicken, bro.
The stuffed chicken.
I'll stuff that chicken with some and other than stuffing, if you know what I mean.
Yo, chat.
Appreciate the love and support.
I don't have a baby.
If you're so jealous, why don't you open a P.O. box?
Hem?
Why?
Dude the chances of somebody standing like a pipe bomb or hi
Oh my god, okay, I can't eat these I'm too fat
Pellet Parazola, what the fuck is that?
I can't eat these. I'm too fat if I eat those
Oh my god
Yo, you guys know motherfucking Donald?
the
face made him wear like a newborn baby clothing next time I coach him
and he gets like a pacifier
the fuck is that
can you open a p o box
i got a pipe shaped pump
see that's why we'll have to stay away from it
si voy chosí ses is bes
that's french? and he's saying it like it's spanish
i would send you a pipe bomb
die for you though he can't
no i'd be scared
I'd be scared as fuck
No, I'd be scared as fuck
No, I'd actually be so scared, bro, it's not
Final box final box last it's a photo frame guys stopping stupid
It's a fucking random box with a weird smelling substance in it, and a little printout that
says, die for you.
It's probably like mustard gas, or something.
What's your hygiene routine, because your pits are green?
Okay, I'm never loved thing.
My arms again.
You guys are so dumb.
Pregnancy handbook for the first time moms a week by, okay.
Yep.
And that is the best.
What?
It's a how you do weight book followed by a pregnancy guy.
I guess it I'm gonna mute a notice now.
I'm going Ron.
I'm Joe, Ron Adontes.
I'm coming and I'm sorry I'm late.
a piece of garbage.
Judd, I'm 15 minutes late.
17 minutes late.
Not bad.
Guys, look at my room.
I have mine frozen.
Hi, guys.
What's up, dude?
You see?
I got frankly so many Pokemon boxes.
You were asking.
20,000, right?
the whole chat set for $20,000
chat no what's wrong with no no no fuck this
what's wrong with you guys so wait what is the price check on this
The green box is $70, but then the blue box is what we're holding is $2.40.
Well, chat. By the way, this is insane, and this is an incredible gift.
Still, one of the most expensive fanmails we've ever received.
This is over $300 spent with shipping, probably close to $400.
But you guys said it's $20,000. Why?
What, like, what's the point? Do you guys just want to fucking troll me?
I mean, yeah, I can't I'm already late y'all has anyone ever sent him a life-sized sex doll
Yes, really okay, me. Oh, okay, me. Oh, I have I appreciate you dude. Where's my shirt?
It was a blob, doll
Send him a mold of your penis, lowkey!
Dude.
Guys, can I keep my camera here for the gamble with your friends game?
Yeah, okay.
Hi, guys. Can you adjust camera?
Chad, it's time for game night. Nice pepperoni nipples.
Time for game night. Lock in.
Lock in, Chad. Lock in. I'm a literal piece of human feces.
I'm like, what are you going to take, bro?
Bro, but that was a lot of fair mail.
Like, oh, my God, that was actually insane.
Posture, Chad. Can you zoom it?
It's not a Justin.
Rest in peace, Kyle Busch. Kyle Busch died.
Who the fuck's Kyle Busch?
Kyle Busch. Why have I? I've heard that name before.
Check who is who is that?
Nascar driver who is Cal Bush was he old?
What how did he die?
What 41
How how do you die Jack? Oh, wait, he's asking you to illness
Damn
That sucks man rest in peace to Kyle Busch bro. Yeah, I knew I heard that name before I only know like
Five fucking NASCAR drivers like Dale Earnhardt
Kyle Busch I've heard that name
Yeah, my grandpa used to watch all right, let me sit up my grandpa fuck
I thought it was so
Shit the last couple laps is exciting but other than that
okay
I'm about to join Joe Ron and don't test
Okay, give me one second. I'll be back
My guys low key should I piss now or should I wait until after fuck? Oh, yeah, I'll piss now. I kind of have to
you
All right, guys, I'm back.
Okay, real talk, guys.
Should we hit a little bit of a caffeine rejuice?
Yes or no?
trying BBC nice who was ready for some game night y'all who was ready for some
game night chat I'm joining calls yes what a call now hello Johnson okay real
voice all right yo guys sorry I'm late guys oh hey I'm on the call yet can you
wait to be added no you didn't join it about time you're trying to perfect
time what are you guys doing right now see didn't eat we're watching a video me
eat sir strawman
you know what i mean
behind sag
if you eat
of sir strawman
i'm deadass i'll give you a hundred gift
i second that i smell that
and you eat it
on camera you have to open
thank you
were you even invited
dude shut the fuck up
yes
You would have to like order it on Amazon or something. You're not gonna get that no more sells that
We were talking about food challenges and we got on the topic of the challenge of how fast can you eat a whole head of lettuce?
So I ordered a
Ron said he's gonna eat a whole head of lettuce while we fly
Yes, yes, I hear me eat lettuce before so it's actually a great question. I was telling Joe about this
I'm like, bro. Nobody actually eats lettuce from fun
Like nobody does that like no, I don't know how to enable my virtual camera
Wait, well, JC fax or no you take lettuce off your burger. Yes or no. Yes. Um, I think lettuce
I think lettuce amplifies the taste of everything just because the texture, but I don't I wouldn't just straight up eat lettuce
I think a serial killer would do that
But the thing is that nobody-
How much can you eat a whole-
Fuck, T.O.B.
Dude, shut the fuck up.
I'm waiting for my weight that I can like sit down and say hi.
Run a 1-D1 rocket league back and if you lose instead of the bananas
for our challenges, time you'll eat a head of lettuce.
Joe, but you're saying like let's run a rocket league 1-D1 back
as if there's like a chance of me winning.
You're basically just saying like, yo, let's punish you.
Joe's better than you at Rocket League?
Yeah.
Yeah, bro, Joe, you played for like four weeks straight
But I don't I will get diamond and like I'm gonna get diamond jet before or after GTA 6 comes out I
Asked that question earlier and I think you'll be done screaming by the time if you diamond in solos like a I've just
Then you'll get it quicker
Is it Rocket League the hardest game to get to the top rank?
No.
The hardest game?
Oh, we're actually in a call with it right now.
The hardest game to get to the top rank is Lee.
No, he's on the game.
It's up guys.
You know, he's on the game right now.
No, yeah, wait, I'm turning it off, wait, it's because I have the wrong scene.
Okay, we're good.
Oh, I fucked wrong thing.
Oh my god, you're in a game right now.
No, no, no, I just have it open.
Wait, give me a second.
Okay, there we go, we're good now.
Okay.
Just to scale this bro like supersonic legend in rocket league. I think there's like two or three thousand on any given season
I could be wrong. That's what it's called supersonic legend. Yeah, SSL
Um, it's two to three thousand every season, which like there's like more billionaires than SSL's challenger
It's three hundred per region. So this like you but can you hit it and then get kicked out of it?
Kind of like baller like you know, yeah, 100. Yeah, we got this. Can you explain our challenger words and league?
How do you maintain it? How do you lose it? Okay, so the way it works is that once you're master plus you enter like the apex here
Right, and it's like the thing is there's a 50% chance that the players in the apex here are like actual apex
Or if they're fucking like dog shit or not, right?
But then once you get apex then the top thousand end up hitting grandmaster top the injured or challenger
So it's like once a day that the latter updates
Wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry, bro. Yeah, bro. I just saw someone in my chat say
Someone just said if Ron focuses on his health, bro, like that like
Dude, I swear we have different heads when it's just a g432
G430 like listen to this hold on. Let me see if I could swap it give me one sec
But mine's like obnoxiously like it's just like I don't even know dude. Oh
No, you gotta keep it like that bro. It's like it's like yeah, it's like a loud. I'm pretty sure it's pretty loud
But how did you just make it sound so much worse? Well, no, I don't this is just the g430
He has the two they don't make these anymore. They don't make these at all
Yeah, like that's discontinued like I used to have one like that I used to have like five of them
But then I broke down so I was having a snap them in half. Yep. Yep. Yeah
Have one that was glued the mic would just be glued
Yeah, one time I had to have like one headset from two different headsets
So it's like half was one headset the other half was the other one because it's foot in half
Why didn't you just buy a new headset because it's not the same? It's not the same. Yeah, it's not the same
You wouldn't get it. Yeah. Yeah, like this is actually weirding me out. Like
Are you guys?
I said why wouldn't you buy a new headset as Jinxie streaming on like a 1080p Chinese webcam off Amazon?
Okay, I'll give you that okay my
On your streaming camera, I I get the same what the camera and the lens or camera and the lens yes
I used to sit I used to sit on
Wait, that's nothing. That's bro. I
Lenses 2,500 my camera when I bought right now it's cheaper because it's older
But my camera when I bought it was probably like 3k
Bro Jinxie how much you think of lenses the lens is using more than the camera the lens are more than the camera
I don't know because I I have the Brio like I was gonna get a camera, but then I was like fuck that
Why you can actually zoom it in like that
that. You can do it where you can go real wide out. But the thing is, bro, I feel like
if I have a cheap camera, I'm more inclined to like attack it or break it if I'm frustrated.
If I have a good camera, I'm not going to. If I have a $5,000 camera, what webcam do
you have? Logitech Brio. It's $120. Why don't you get like an
The Logitech Reel is one of the best cameras on Godfors Christ.
Yo, I've had 30 of these in the last three years. I've had 30.
Wait, do you just break them constantly?
I'll break them or they'll break themselves or they'll get water damaged or...
I do that with my keyboard. I have a bunch of backup keyboards.
Oh, and I think my camera also is 100 or some shit.
Yeah, but I'm I can't be like I can't focus on I'm weirded out like I think you guys are related I think I don't
It's just I don't know you guys are related I think you think so problems
And you guys are both ripped bro, thank you
Yes, bro. I like you know in nine days. I'm supposed to reveal that I have a six part
Yeah, I was supposed to have a six pack basically I said this for two years. I think it's been three years in a row now that in
June I'll have a six pack. So I have nine days. It's not that bad. I mean, I mean, are you flexing?
Okay, yeah, I'm not even kidding when I say this, genuinely. Yeah, you say it, right? Yeah, but if you were to stop yourself
self at least like half the days I think you would actually like be like super
shredded right now probably like you 12 to 13 yeah well I'm 12% body fat now
he's on 29 body fat yeah yeah he's probably you 29 is crazy but you should
I would I would have guessed you're probably like 20 yeah I'm gonna sit yeah
around 20. I'm gonna go 22% body fat. Yeah, but it's okay though. I'm getting down. I
have nine days. I think I'll hit it. I think I'll hit it. You're gonna get a visible six
pack, but yeah, I in nine days. I don't know if I could lose 3% no 2% fat every single
day. I can hit it. Well, you know what's weird is me and you have the same exact conversation
over a year ago in Atlanta and I was giving you advice on how to lose weight and you just
They didn't do you didn't do anything. I got it. No, I understand. No, I got that. Yeah, that's cool
Um, bro, I think the people that end up losing weight are the people that
Literally don't say anything about it. They don't tell anyone about it. They don't make so you're saying I should just stop talking about it
Yeah, the people that actually lose weight just do it. They just didn't say shit
All right, I'm gonna prove you wrong
Just neither like like Ron you're saying you're gonna lose weight, but you change nothing
You know, I don't actually make a tweet you're saying right?
That you're gonna that you're gonna like that I'm gonna be quiet that I'm gonna be quiet now
And I'm no but get wasn't there like I don't know if this is still ongoing
Didn't you have like a deal or something where it was like if you lose
Yeah, wasn't it like
Okay, no that was that was last year though
So June of 2024 I told everyone in the house that we lived out in phase of time
And I'd give them ten bands each if I didn't get it. I scan them. I scammed everybody. Yeah
So in 2025, no, not a single dollar.
So in 2025, I said, if I don't get it,
I'll give you $50,000 away to anyone who likes to tweet.
Tweet got like 100,000, something like that.
Just got some impressions, you know what I'm saying?
Didn't think much of it.
I scammed the fuck out of them.
2026, I basically said, if I don't have a six pack by June,
that I have to run a marathon on stream.
That was-
Are you gonna run, you're gonna run a marathon on stream?
So how much is the marathon? Is that 26?
26.2 miles. What's the furthest you've ever run?
I ran a 13-minute mile.
Oh, you're fucked. You're like, dude, that's gonna take you like nine hours to-
Boy, the GenC literally have a book that you can give to him, bro.
The book that your viewer gave you.
Yeah.
I have a ton of books, too, that I got.
Yeah, let me see if I can find this.
Uh, I mean, yeah, how to lose- it's a how to lose weight- oh, here it is, right here.
Here's the fucking book, bro.
Ron, read this, bro.
How to be less fat.
Oh, that's nice.
I had a one yesterday that said how to operate life with diabetes.
And I also had one that said,
I don't know, there's a couple books that I got.
There's, yeah.
Yeah, but like,
Quitty Quitty, the complete guy.
Would you even smoke or do you just have that?
Joe smokes like...
Joe's an ass.
Daily, right?
Yeah, well, no, I don't smoke daily, but I eat edibles all the time. I have like weird fucking Joe
What is the most milligrams you've ever taken off of edible because I tweak all five milligrams?
dear 60
Like not a lot compare, but like there's gonna be people that have that are in like your chat and our chats
They're like, oh, that's nothing. I've eaten a thousand and I'm like, okay, dude
Why don't we do a day where we all take a edible at the same time? Nope? No, I would take an edible right now
Like that's not
Last time I took a edible I literally lost my mind like I'm not I didn't sleep for like four days
I think it might have been late. I'm not gonna lie
But that scared me straight never did it again. You did it you didn't sleep for four days
I thought I would this one. I was 19. I was streaming at the time
I told my chat about the story most traumatic two weeks of my life. I
I thought if I went to sleep, I would die. I legitimately thought that because I took an edible and lost my mind
I haven't told my child this in like three years. Edibles. Where did you buy the edible from like a guy?
I literally this shitty like
Just the scummiest dealer you could imagine
Bro, but listen the story gets worse. I didn't sleep for four days. I thought the roof was
I can't imagine you on our edibles.
Yeah, I thought the roof was kiddin'.
I was, this is, if you go to my Twitch channel,
you can see like the two week period
where I didn't stream, this is when this happened.
This was during COVID.
I got COVID the same week.
So I didn't sleep for four days and got COVID.
I was in a hospital with COVID.
Literally, like I was hospitalized with COVID.
10 day quarantine, talking to nurses through masks,
20 feet of legs.
Bro, there's no, you're taking an edible last that many days.
No, the edible-
No, he was just tweaking after.
I don't know if you were laced, man.
I don't know if you were laced.
You were laced in an edible.
You didn't go to a dispensary?
Dude.
I think you just tweaked, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
No, I took five milligrams, Joe, and I started seeing the
shadow, man.
I started looking around, bro.
I was eating a burger in less than five seconds in my head.
It felt like, so the one thing that happened to me, I don't
know if anyone else experiences this.
I mean, Joe, I feel like you're so advanced now that you
can't feel what we feel, Paul.
But it's like, bro, I took the edible.
describing how I'd feel on like mushrooms, right?
Okay, so we got a drug addict, Nicole.
God, listen, Joe, I took five milligrams
and I started saying words in my head
and I'll talk out loud and be like,
did you see that all out?
And then I'd say to get in my head
like a sentence and I'd be like,
did you see that all out?
Like I would talk in my head
and think that it's out loud.
Wait, Joe, you've done shrooms?
I've done shrooms like 10 times.
I've done them all the time.
That's all it also refers to, bro.
I've done them in over a year
because I've told this story the last time
I took them, they're called penis envy.
And my boy was like, you wanna do mushrooms?
I got penis envy shrooms.
I was like, yeah, sure.
And normally like I'd know like a week before,
but I went to this like Airbnb and we took them
and we're watching this salmon documentary
and Morgan Freeman's commentating it.
And I just start fucking, fucking bro.
The TV's morphing, the walls are turning.
My friend's giggling and he's fucking talking about it.
I'm like, oh, hell no.
I start listening to Resonance, the song on repeat,
and I'm like chilling out, I'm fine.
I stand up, I'm talking to my friend,
he's like, I don't feel anything.
I'm gonna eat more.
I go, don't do that.
So he's another gram and a half.
And-
Hey, mushrooms is the thing that I heard when you,
sorry to cut you off,
but it's the thing that opens up your brain, right?
Like it makes you like,
I heard it's like not that bad.
Yeah, it connects different neural pathways.
There's like research into it and stuff,
but like I always say you shouldn't take mushrooms like,
unless it's prescribed by a doctor
and like a place where it's legal.
But yeah, I was bugging and my friend took more.
I end up standing up and I feel like I'm in a fun house.
You know how everything's turning?
So everything that is physical is moving around me.
That's just like any trip, really,
but it was more intense this time.
And when I would close, what?
Can you stop a trip like that whenever you want or no?
You're tripping for six hours.
You're like the and it's not like an edible where you eat an edible 45 minutes later
You eat mushrooms like 15 minutes later. You're fucking tweaking and
Like so the worst trip I ever had I put you know the the game man of Madonna
It's a horror game. It's like a dark anthology horror games
You're not saying you got on a horror game. I well
This was like the third time I ever trip my friend is like let's play man of Madonna
There was four of us and there's four characters in man of a don so he was like we're just gonna control each character
I eat them and the characters eyes start looking like a goldfish. I can't move. I'm like sinking into my couch
I'm like actually fucking panicking. I can't tell if it's the game or if it's me
That's freaking out like if I am I actually seeing what's happening or is my mind imagine that trick?
No, well, then it was amazing after and I ended up listening to ice cube
Like you know how we do it or some shit. It was the best song ever, bro
I was like the best experience in my life.
And see, I'm like all over the place,
but this is how the trips go.
Like you're bouncing constantly
and you'll be like, oh, it's been hours.
You check your phone, it's been 15 minutes
and you're like, holy shit.
But wait, when you took the penis envy one,
was it called that?
Cause like you're getting jealous
of your friend's meat size or something?
No, no, it's called penis envy
because the dude that made the mushroom called it that.
It's like a Freudian thing.
I don't know.
It's the strong, I don't know why it's called penis envy,
but no, I was not jealous of my friends today.
Okay, I got it.
Joe, the thing, and I understand weed affects
everybody differently, like everyone's wiring.
Yeah, like I don't get paranoid, some people do.
Yeah, some people do, but like, for me,
I like being in control of like my mind
and I feel like I would never do shrooms,
but even weed, I just feel like I had no control
over my mind, so I just don't smoke.
Cause like sometimes I would.
You don't smoke but you do cocaine like every 15 minutes on your stream.
Yo actually every bathroom break dude.
Yeah.
No bro, I use the restroom bro, I go to pee, I don't pee.
In the bathroom you know, you need to do a little bump.
No bro.
No.
Stop says, have you ever smoked weed?
No, I've never done that any drug, because I know that if I were to take it out, I would
generally go like schizophrenic, so like to like sit.
Hey, you know what?
Yes you would.
And you bro, yes, you would definitely be fucked, yes.
Yeah paranoid to I like what I agree because like when I did the edible like I took a tiny bite and I was scared before it even happened
Bro, like I was just what you're fucking up your mind prior
I've had like I've greened out before like there's been time for like I'm tweaking there was one stream
Oh my god
I played Mario Party, but every minigame I lost a milligram and I lost like so many games and
I ended up getting to the point where I was just so high. I was like, bro
I never I never did that shit like Nate Nate shot one stream. He said he was so high
He just unplugged his PC and he said that is straight crash
But like there's been times where I'm like damn, but I need to get off
Fucking alcohol nice one. Yo, bro, but drinking alcohol like I have control. I just I just uh, no
You can last control you have less control on alcohol than you do on your drunk. No, no, no
No, Leo, I'm like, if I'm not.
Yeah, bro, I was having one of your streams
and Jake said, and Jake was like, I'm hammered right now.
Mark down beer number three.
Yes, bro.
Yeah, no, I'm a proud, lightweight drinker.
Because guess what?
I can get a lot of.
But you're not hammered off.
Wait, but do you like beer or do you drink like,
like you like, you like beer, don't you?
I love beer.
Bro, I was going to say, I can't drink beer.
Don't even get me started on beer.
I love beer.
But here, let me say it.
Top five beers.
Oh my god, okay, number one, Landshark.
Number two, Peroni, the Italian beer.
Number three, Gimme Blue Moon.
Four, Gimme Connors.
You should do a beer mukbang.
You're having some shit-ass fucking bet here, man.
I'm not gonna lie.
I should do a beer mukbang.
Bro, I should, oh my god, it's gonna be it.
And then five, I could go timeless and say like,
Miller Lite, because you go to any bar.
Yeah, you gotta have a staple.
They have Miller Lite.
You need one beer where everyone has it,
and Miller Lite is like, I mean, I could drink.
a little bit of a sissy boy like when I go to like like restaurants all that like I asked for like the
Really exotic sugary drinks. They're so good, bro. It feels like sunshine and rain. I'll get I normally get a spicy mar
You're just like I told you once and you
There's one time that that that was bad. Yeah, Ron called me
I was like
You know, I called I
Called Joe. I'm like, I forgot what I think I was like planning like something. He's like
I drink occasionally, but the thing is that it's like it's like what once every few months, you know cuz yeah
Dude, I have a stream idea what?
League of Legends, but you do one loss equals one beer in Challenger lobbies
Okay, the problem with that is that by the end of the stream. I'm turning into a whole lander
I think you wouldn't get that drunk because don't league games take like an average of 35 minutes or so
Yeah, but it also depends though because like if Riot sends their agents after you and they just give you only losers queue
Then the promise that you literally cannot win and then you're just saying you're fucking 20 minutes
Yeah, like you could end the day with alcohol poisoning even if you play perfect like sometimes
I did one MMA watch party stream where me and my boy bet on a winner
And if you've lost you had to take a shot and there was like 12 fights that we watched and I lost like nine
There's a clip of me eating eggs with my hands at like three in the morning on a valorant queue
Talking about that clip like yeah, and then I searched it up and I saw it so bad
That was that and then I did a trivia challenge where I chugged like I took a beer a glass of wine two buzz balls
Like a shot and something else and I was fine and then right when stream ended
I went it was like a flash bang like it all hit me because it was like the last five minutes
I chugged it on I was like oh
Dude, okay, but you went from that's like a cardinal sin, bro
You don't go from like beer to wine or wine to beer you have to say that bad though
Yes, bro beer to liquor or liquor to beer especially wine beer to wine me home
No, if I'm gonna drink wine, I'm just gonna drink wine and I'll drink it with a steak
Wait, Jim see you said you don't really drink. How are you the expert?
because I'm not fucking live bro I do drink a lot it's not good bro how many
days a week are you drinking mm like once or twice like okay so when we're
together are you gonna drink during Minecraft like that's gonna be I'm
just gonna delay the stream by like a month if I get drunk but no like I
drink like once or twice but like to find like getting drunk I don't get drunk
I well never got you I've never gone drunk ever
Okay, well I'm gonna get drunk, but yeah, I've never got a point
I'd rather I'd rather drink occasionally than smoke occasionally for me because when I smoke
I have no control over my mind when I drink I just play music and order a pizza and go to sleep. It's fucking awesome
Have you ever gotten like so drunk that you'd like thrown up? Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, dude. There's
I was one time where I was like literally hammered.
I woke up at four in the morning.
Cause you know like when you get drunk,
sometimes you actually don't sleep.
Like you know what I mean?
You get like three hours of sleep, four hours of sleep.
Well, yeah, no, it fucks up your sleep.
Like even if you fall asleep for six hours,
it's like you've gotten two.
Yeah, I woke up at four in the morning.
I already puked at midnight and I woke up at four
in the morning and I had to puke again
and I couldn't even make it to the toilet.
I just projectile vomited on my way to the toilet.
And that was when I was like, all right, this is like, wow.
Yeah, but I feel like you don't even
have to get drunk for that.
Because even me, sometimes I've thrown up in the mornings
and it's like, I'd maybe like three or four drinks
like the night before.
You might want to get that checked out.
Grown up the next day from three beers?
Yeah, like I'll sit there and have me.
Not even beers.
It'll be like the coolers.
Like, you know, like the Smirnoff shit?
You can't pull three of those, can you?
Oh, no.
You know what I do like though speaking of like smear up, bro
I low-key really like and people call me a sissy boy for drinking it, but brah I really like Mike's farm lemonade
Oh god, I low-key. Yeah, I don't think I've had a Mike's heart in the year
Bro Joe, you know about it. Come on, bro. New Jersey. Go to the yeah, I've had him, but I have Adam in years
Hold up. I'm gonna go piss and then we got a fucking starfish game. Yeah. Oh my lettuce just got here. Hey
Hey, my lettuce just got here
I
Don't test yeah, so and then there was to wait Jin see Jin see I want you to look at discord right now
Check out the message. I sent you
Thanks
Thanks for the goon material
Oh my chat wasn't trolling you were actually in the screen doing this
I'm gonna say is the bathroom breaks weren't for pissing. Oh my god, bro
Dude no, but not that yes, I said that you don't smoke weed because you have the awareness
Knowing that if you did smoke weed you lose your mind. Hey, bro. Let me second that yo if you smoked weed contest
You're like you're fucked. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
Because of League of Legends probably but if you were to add lead to the mix
Yeah, I think that's like literally becomes schizophrenic. I'm not kidding. Like dude. That's why it's like I would literally become like a
Threat to like national security. You know what I mean?
Like I could not even do that cuz like I would wake up
I'd be in the middle of a jail cell and it's like I wouldn't even know what happened the night before
You know I'm talking about yeah, like I legitimately think if you got high you might actually physically assault one of your league of legends
teammates like you would find a way to do it. Oh, oh, yeah, I mean they wouldn't be breathing
Like it feels a bad boss. Yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah, like somebody in the fuck out of the game. Yes, bro
Speaking of vices chat, we're about to play a game called Campbell with your friends where we will be four-way running a casino
Wait, Jengzy, do you know why gambling is such a good thing?
Why?
Because if you gamble, you know what I'm saying, Ron?
If you gamble, you can only lose 100% of your money,
but you can gain 1 million at times.
Yup, yup, yup, yup.
Yup, yup, yup. It's a good quote. I like that one.
Yup.
That is actually a classic.
Yeah, yeah.
Bro, I'm not even kidding.
Jack, I don't know if the statistics are even available, bro.
But I would say if you're a lifetime gambler,
You probably have a 90 to 95% chance of losing money.
Lifetime gambler, like gambling multiple times.
No, if you're a lifetime gambler,
I would say you have a 99% chance of losing money.
If you're gambling like all-
You physically cannot lose, you can't quit.
It's as simple as that.
It's the most important constant ever.
No, but statistically, the house has such an edge
that if you infinitely gambled, you would only lose money.
Joe, you've got 50-50.
You either win or you lose.
It's not a 50, bro.
Yeah, it's 50-50.
The case either has a knife or not a knife.
Oh my god, the lettuce egg
No, you should wash it first. You should wash it
Underneath the sink. No, no
Don't wash it because if it has bacterias and then you eat it then the bacterias are gonna fight your body
And I'll make you lose more weight. Oh
Yes, yes, I'm a certified personal trainer. Yes, that's how it works
Wait, so if I take this and there's like parasites and all that and they eat amongst my fat and muscles
I can lose weight. Yes, exactly. So that's why you should actually yeah
Okay, so that's a take from a guy who goes to the gym.
Now I need a take from the philosopher, Joe.
I would say that you should probably wash it just on the off chain.
You're probably fine if you get it, but you should you should just like run it under water.
OK, now I need an answer from the dumb ass.
You can see what do you think?
Um, OK, I would say wash it, bro.
I mean, are you going to eat the whole head?
You told me to eat the whole thing.
Yeah, how long do you now that you're looking at it?
How long do you think it'll take you?
This is fucking heavy.
Wait, so is Ron gonna hit this full pound of blood?
Or while we're playing?
You know, while we're playing.
Yeah, you're gonna hear me pssst.
Bro, is it gonna like literally just
death in my eardrums from how I'm playing?
Well, no, there's a thing in the game
where we could cut off his mouth, and then he's muffled.
So then we could just not ear him.
OK, you wanna load this shit up?
I was gonna say, is there even a point in washing it, though?
Because if it has parasites and shit like that,
then would water really get rid of them?
Um, yeah, if you like rinsed it off, I mean, have you ever seen the videos of like people washing chicken and soap and shit?
Shit is fucking stripping everywhere!
He did not fucking wash that, right? He went in the bathroom, rinsed it off for half a second, and then fucking walked back out.
I'll give it, uh, Jynxie, what's your steam name? I need to add you.
Oh yeah, we gotta add each other.
What is your steam name? Hi, my- I don't even know what- I don't even know what my steam name is, bro.
Yo Joe, is there this thing in your chat that spawned in about two weeks ago where everyone
just spams LARP, LARPing, uh, LARP LARP, LARP Sahore or LARP LARP Sahore, that's a classic.
Well some version of LARPing, yes, but not...
Yo, I think like...
...of the specific ones that you mentioned.
No one actually knows what LARPing is, bro, they just say LARP.
We can go up, we can go, oh yeah, oh my, oh it's a shot shot, right, Joe here, ready?
Yeah, I mean, I want to say, right, listen, just listen, ready?
I'm pulling up your shrooms.
Oh god, that is fucking loud.
Oh my god.
Okay, no troll, this is not possible.
I mean, it's not possible.
You took one bite and you're already saying it's not possible.
Wait, but don't people do that all the time?
Don't people just eat it?
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Yo, have I sent them a group chat please?
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
There's no way, bro, you ordered a head of lettuce
just to fucking take one bite and then spit it out.
No, I'm not, I gotta just prep myself.
That was, I was not.
I have it in the thing, now it's in the thing.
You're still gonna, you're still gonna,
you're gonna tackle it?
Uh-huh.
So what's the game called?
You're eating it right now, Rob?
Uh-huh, wait, what's the game called?
Gamble with your friends.
gamble my username is Casper just seven dollars oh all right god wait that's
breaking the bag off that's seven that's a $7 game Ron can I get a hundred
gifted y'all yeah yeah I'll give you to buy a $7 game wait I just bought the wrong
game I just bought carry the glass with your friends well you might know am I
come in a bundle guys stop calling me a f***ing vc cock interesting two gigabytes
let's see if this even f***ing guy was on my internet let's speak then dude what
do you want me to say yeah yeah I have any of you added on steam uh no
I put my thing in the chat my friend code
Yeah, I mean I
I sent you a friend request
But yeah, you know the rule of gambling that I learned and I it's actually stuck to me for the rest of my life
somebody said
Gamble with an amount of money that you're okay with losing three times
If you're okay with losing the amount of money three times. So that's a really speaking you could you could probably like
Gamble like four million dollars and be fine. Okay
I'm not ever doing that. I'm literally not ever doing that, bro
Bro, what's the most you've ever lost gambling Jain see in like one day, dude the most I've ever lost gambling
Oh my god, I actually don't know um, I think probably
Dude, I you told me a lot of poker like in person like at casinos
I love poker because the reason why I like Texas hold them specifically is because it's actually a skill game like if you
Understand poker you like know what I'm talking about but like in Texas hold them you're playing the player
You're not playing the house
But with that being said
Um, dude, I was playing a big poker game one night and I think I lost a lot of people.
Maybe $19,000 at a poker table.
Wow.
$19,000 at a poker table.
I was gonna say the most I lost in the game was probably like 5k.
Yeah, I mean one time I went gambling I lost $30, said wow, that's like 15, that's like 15 primes and I never did it again.
Oh, no, wow, you have mental fortitude for that. I would go I need to take more money out and gamble it
No, I'm actually totally wrong the most I've lost was a
Clash Royale wager against toky and Steve will do it. I lost 90 grand
I actually forgot that you lost 90 K
Okay, we'll do it until I didn't oh be not
And then toky which I found out a week ago
go didn't okay Joe please listen to this I was to give $90,000 to a charity of
toky's choice I gave him the money but I also side bet with Steve so like I I
thought I was gonna win and I lost because all I had to do was beat toky in
10 games of clash in a row which I thought would be free he beat me on
like the eighth game in mega draft I gave him and then Steve was like yeah
let's do a side bet I'm bored like $20,000 it's like oh my god and I'm like okay like I'm gonna
give you like a line or whatever because I gave him a line because I don't think it was a fair bet
come to find out I lose the toky I give him $90,000 cash like wired it to him like the next day
uh don't hear a word from him eight months later he gambles it all the way and never told
him to the charity but he said he will he said he will but I don't I don't know yeah he gambled it
So you gave him $90,000?
He hasn't donated the money yet, but he took the money that he was supposed to donate to a charity and then gambled it.
I mean, realistically though, he lost all of it.
Yeah, but realistically though, I think he donated it.
He donated it to the casino.
No, I think he did it actually to the last video there, sorry.
No, yeah, I think he did donate it now, but I'm saying like...
I know, I know, yeah.
a week ago like I found out.
What does this mean?
Am I feeling lucky?
Do I say yes or no?
But the thing is, Togi would always pay out.
Oh, I said yes.
Are you feeling lucky?
Chad, what did you think, bro?
I said no and nothing bad happened.
Just say no.
Lucky, you can play the game.
Wait, did you add me back?
Jake, see, I'm about to host the game.
Wait, Duff says, what were you saying?
Oh, no, I was gonna say,
don't name to Chad, it's like gambling anyways,
because you never know if the people
Actually to get your funds of a ghost administration. Oh my god. I like you don't it. I this is like, you know, this is you're my type of guy
Yeah, that's why I don't do it. Yeah, bro. Yeah
Okay, I typed are you feeling lucky and it relaunched me to the steam home screen
Okay, I invited Ron and Jinxie. I don't know what your heads. Okay. Yes. I think closing the game. Oh my god
Yeah, no, that's why you don't put on feeling lucky. Can you hear me in VC Ron? Yeah, I hear you. Hello. Can you hear me? Hello? Yeah
What's the matter?
Okay, wait, uh, whichings would you be able to invite me or would I have to send my friend code in the
Yeah, if he if I decide that he joins he should be able to invite you
No, what the fuck? Okay. All right. I'm in
You're a low-key shy deafen you have to get lucky to play
Okay
Okay, host game
We're trying to feel immersed right now. Do you mind meeting your mic when you join? Thanks. Oh
You supposed to deafen
No, wait, Jinxie. Oh wait Jinxie you need to join them and then afterwards invite me because I'm not a I only have you added
guys it is not getting vcmog dude I'm not just gonna randomly start talking to talk
Fuck!
Bro, what the fuck do I like?
Alright.
Yo, hello?
Please drop me. I don't know how to.
Wait, how do you grab people?
I don't know how to.
Oh my god, it's gonna be one of these games where I can't play the game.
Fallen over you can oh you there we go. All right, ready. Yeah, do you fuck with the outfit number one?
Well, you get wait, why do you have all the cool stuff and we don't because I played this game once before so you're a sweat
Got it. So I look like a child. I'm gonna explain how the game works
I'm done dimmado. Oh dog dimmado from fucking uh, uh, Johnny
Yeah, no, not Johnny's ass nothing was SpongeBob. It wasn't Johnny's ass
You kind of look like a toy for Thanos wait, so good way. This is our casino. This is kind of a shit hole right now guys
It's the casino. Oh my god
Me. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna explain you gather around. I'm gonna explain how the game works
Come over here. Come over here. Come over here. Come over here
Wait, did the tickets in the top of matter? No the tickets bias items and you see all the money in the top
I thought a green screen on chat so yo I'm gonna explain this shit real quick the
The top right is how much money we have in green the top right in red is how much we need
We're going to get in that limo over there
And we're gonna go to the casino and we have five minutes to get the amount of money that we need and leave and now
It's plain it to me in sport night terms
Yo
So the amount we have on the top right is mats.
The amount we have is mats and wood.
And the top right on red is how much we need, right?
You need to get to 999.
The top left is tickets.
In Fortnite terms, that would be like gold.
And you use that for stuff in the vending machines.
But instead of vending machines, we buy items that make it
so we can make more money every year.
Yo, Joe, yo, Joe.
Oh, I understand it now.
Wait, how the fuck did you get a cigar?
What?
No, he has a cigar!
You're old, you're old.
Why do you say it?
Shut the fuck up!
I'll tell you all about that.
It's your old, it's your old.
Wait, how do you do that?
You're old.
Oh!
That looks like Tung Tung Tung Salar.
Wait, you actually do.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
What?
Whoa!
There you go, there you go!
Stop, bro!
Come on! Come on!
Stop hitting me!
Wait, wait, pass! Oh, fuck.
So this game is...
You just have fun, I get it.
What the... Oh, fuck.
I'm bouncing on it right now, bro.
We just started the game.
Alright, bro, why are we jumping on this ramp over here?
Wait, I throw like a fucking...
Joe, I'm bouncing on it, Joe.
Wait, Jynxie, that's gonna be...
You with the BBC Delta, you got in the fan mill earlier.
earlier
Wait should we buy something?
Yes, you should buy stuff.
Wait, what should we buy? What's worth buying?
I'm gonna buy this coin because you have a free mask that's not murder him.
Okay, so where does Dolph Morrow get his shoes?
Yo, uh, alright.
Hey, no, no, lock in, bro.
I'm not doing this.
Oh my god, we just bought something for a fucking ticket.
Wait, guys, someone just bought the fucking ticket!
Who bought something?
I got two items that we need.
Yo, what are you holding right now?
We need, listen, we need a taser because if we have an unruly gambling addict, I'm gonna murder them.
Instead of covering it, that's not a taser.
Yes, it's like it literally said taser. Okay by it's by that sounds like a necessary thing
No, this is true. That's it. That's necessary. That's necessary. I'm gonna buy
Yo, you're on run do you know any maroon five songs
Someone in this game
We only have five minutes how do we do this
Okay, so we have the Taser and the random mystery box
Yeah, I sing for us
Okay, okay, okay
We have five minutes starting now to make
What's that?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what are we gambling with?
Oh, what's this?
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, uh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob, SquarePants, annoying, and yo!
Dude, I'm not making any more fucking money.
Yo, that's, come over here, yo.
I don't know how it works!
Not this, come here real quick, bro.
Yo, hey bro, we're running a casino?
Why are you s-
Guys, Ron lost us $60!
Ron's losing money, like, very, very, very quickly right now.
Ron, you can't have your own casino!
Is there a rock?
Stop!
Ron, stop!
What is this, a XQC roleplay?
Bro, stop!
You're just trying to use my money!
Bro, this is the one that I'm going to win big!
I'm gonna win big. Oh god. I think it's this one. Oh god. Wait Joe won 350 with the fuck
How'd you just win 350?
Okay, oh my god, we got sushi here
We're gonna fucking die no, we're not gonna die if we don't gamble
Yes, we jinx you. We jinx you look at me. Look at me jinx you look
If they don't get the money they kill us bro
I need a max bet something. I need a fucking max bet something
I shouldn't be doing this.
I need the max win! I need the max!
Oh no, no, no, no, no!
I feel like fuckin' Chain Rex!
I mean guys, we need to stop with the slots!
Guys, wait! Guys, we just saw $600!
Stop! Stop!
So wait, was the objection to losing money?
Because if it was, we hit a leg.
Okay, wait, Joe, can we go in data now?
15x, 15x.
Hey, you guys, what do you say?
I'm gonna stop talking for one second.
Let's just add one of the NPCs.
What?
Hard rock.
We got it all.
We got it all, we got it all.
We're dead.
Dude, Chad, have you guys ever walked through,
they called it the PINs?
This is disgusting.
No, this is M-Difficult Disgusting.
Oh my God, this is disgusting.
This lady with the cigarette doing no.
This is bullshit, yo Eddie, bro,
you're gonna pay for this one, bro.
Oh my God, this is disgusting, man.
This is it.
And so the slot time is sick for my fucking stomach mess.
I am fucking sick now.
Whoa!
I am sick, bro.
I am sick for my fucking stomach mess.
Oh my god.
This is actually disgusting.
I'm a racist guy.
This is- yeah, we need to reach here so that this is fucking disgusting.
This is disgusting.
I am sick for my fucking stomach mess.
I'm actually sick for my stomach mess.
I'm sick for my fucking stomach mess.
Oh, they have laugh jack.
I love you, bandit.
Okay, so what should we do?
We trained our money to not like we have to reset. We're dead all right guys reset time
Yeah, guys, I might have broke one of our materials
Like the thing that gives max bet I just held left click and then it broke
Okay, gotcha
That gives you a free max bet you would juice that increase max bet not use the coin is free max bet
And then so we waste our money.
Okay, so what do we do now though? Do we just fucking die?
We have to go jump in a hole and the mafia will kill us and then we'll reset.
Okay, look guys, I want to come here.
Okay, wait, run, run! You lost us half our fucking money, man!
Fuck on the riots, one is 650!
Okay, what we should do is at the end of every day, Ali who lost us the most money
You could see it in the top right
Yep, so Dantez, you lost us $0, great work
Thanks
You lost us $150, great work
Yo, you lost us $196, great work
Ron, why are you slowly backing up?
Ron, you lost us $654
How did you even do that?
In a two-minute window, how did you do that, bro?
Please tell me, ow
Uh, some of it, maybe
some of it
okay you know we gotta get back into one now bro okay i understand i don't know i know i know just
just hit me guys just i know i know listen to that okay problem i know guys you don't understand
bro i i i watched i watched the gamblers do it and i think i could do it bro please okay
Yeah, I can't win.
Everyone that gambles either like dives or loses all their money gambling, bro.
Like, what are you saying, bro?
Bro, you're mashing a slot machine, Ron.
What is the end result?
Okay, okay, next time when we go to the casino, I won't gamble, okay?
You just win money once you were down from the beginning.
Guys, you're telling me that basically I'm right there.
I'm like the guy mining for diamonds, bro.
I'm the miner who's mining for diamonds, bro.
Looking for the fucking time in your fucking coal. No guys listen up. Here's what we're doing
We are bad blocks. No one do that dog shit game again
I'd rather you bet on the duck races because at least there's an entertainment value
Wait there are duck races
We're gonna get fucking killed jing see
What gives him the right to kill me wait, let me make sense wait, James. You need a cigar mug him
James he cigar mug him fast his money. He won't do money and you didn't win it. Oh
He's getting cigar mug
I have a beautiful family man, honestly, I'll pay you back. Let's give me one more day
Just give me one more day bro.
Just give me one more.
Joe, can you throw Ron into the pit?
No, no, no.
I have a weapon too.
I'm gonna trick shot him in the pit.
Okay, so now they just pour acid on us and burn our skin.
Wait, so we lost the game because of Joe?
No, we lost it to you.
We lost because you lit $700 on fire in two minutes.
I'm the only one that had the green
I mean it says green on my screen so we're telling you
I promise you I promise you I won't do it again okay
Okay guys guys we need a we need a strategize the tickets that we spend this
time we can't buy random bullshit
Yeah
From dead serious bro, I'm not kidding bro this slot machine. I was so fucking close
Yeah, I was so fucking close like I'm not even kidding bro like listen
I'm telling you I just give me like a couple hits when we win just don't tell them I promise you I'm gonna win
I get it. How much can we win off of Max when?
Well, minimum thousand X, minimum thousand X, we could be, bro, imagine coming back and
we have $6,000.
Oh, dude.
So, wait, wait, wait, so, hear me out, this is my thought process, right?
Let's say we go max win.
If we just have to restart like five times, but then we saw it with 60 grand, it's low
care win, no?
Wait, you're actually spitting my language out.
Listen, when we get there, let's just let the, let's just get there, let them do all
the work, and then we'll randomly spin the stuff.
What's up?
I got it, yeah.
Can you come stand in this box?
Yeah, I got you.
Um...
No, just come stand in the box.
Yeah, just stand in the box.
Just stand in the box.
This box though? Are you sure this one right here?
Yeah, right here.
It's got like really...
Run, run, just trust them, bro.
They know what they're talking about.
Just get in the box.
Run, just get in the box, dude.
Okay.
Alright, let me just clear them and we have check-outs.
Wait, what?!
I'm fucking mute!
Wait, Jinxie, he's fucking mute!
Okay, so Joe, that's like mumbling.
What we need to do, I think, is we need to actually use our abilities correctly.
For example, we need to spam the microphone above the spam problem.
Okay.
Also, guys, pound vodka and we're gonna gamble better if we pound the vodka.
Wait, guys, I have an idea!
What if Ron gets back in the machine
And then we also get rid of his arms for more tickets
We sell 11 tickets, Jinxie, we sell 11 tickets, bro.
bro
alright yeah now this is what we'll do so when we get there we're all gonna stand in
the circle fucking football strike the vodka down we're gonna increase profit i'm gonna
hold up the thing that makes it so you don't lose money and you're gonna max back until
it's gone
when we get back we'll buy your next day we'll buy your eyes and your mouth back
uh guys i just bought something for three tickets
Off it guys.
Alright, listen. Do NOT gamble!
Gamble without other ability. Use your item before you gamble.
Okay.
Alright, I also bought this thing. You see this? This rolls back time for a minute.
So if we ever lose a shitload of money, I could just reset us.
Okay, oh my god imagine this in a real casino this would be so cool.
No I have something that triples your last win.
Okay, wait, wait, everybody stay there.
Wait, come over here, come over here, come over here, come over here.
Alright, so I have the Time Warp and Dante has the Tripler.
Yes.
Wait, put the Time Warp on the ground right now.
Okay, Ron pick up the vodka bottle.
Ron, drink this wine cause you have ample fat.
Don't drink it, don't drink it.
the ground in front of all of us now throw it like okay now rolls on come over here
your max level of max level needs, right?
Oh, Joe.
Oh, Joe, you're currently in trouble.
Now, let's go, quick, quick, quick, quick.
You gotta go and get a little max level.
Your max level, ready?
Cheeseies, max level.
Joe, why do you sound like that?
Oh, my God.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Right, just a 300!
Joe, you sound like an idiot, Joe.
Ooh.
I'm spitting, I'm spitting.
All right, okay, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't spit anymore, I don't,
I can't see things like that.
Oh my god, 3S!
That's so fucking big!
That's so fucking big, brother!
Leave, leave, leave, leave, leave!
You're gonna stop playing!
Leave, leave, leave, leave!
Why are we gaming?
2S!
Oh my god!
Leave, everybody keep quiet!
Alright, we're gambling.
Uh, contest?
Wait guys, I just made a $600!
dollars
Wait, we need to do a duck races
No
Wait what?
You still have the triple way. No, I used that made us six hundred dollars with it
Okay, watch this. Okay. Let's see. What name is speaking to you ferret?
Oh my god
NO! NOOOOO!
Wait, I just lost. Okay.
I think I'm right up, reset us fully. You see I'll be all zero again.
We'll be still at 1.6, guys.
Oh no, dude, Jarl's always a bad.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, we're gonna ensuicing all our money again!
Jarl!
What?!
Okay, we should definitely leave now. We're a two-brand company.
We gotta get one. Rock on, Rock. Where's Rock?
Oh
Yes, yes
fuck
got a fight
oh my god
what
what the fuck just happened
alright you know what
the boys are winning i'm gambling
beat the dealer without plastic swapping
sounds easy enough
You always hit hit hit hit again wait
Trust me again, are we are you lose?
Oh, only down 75 after that oh
Fuck oh shit
We gotta get away from there
I get it 20 and he gets it 21 or we get it as all right
No, did you have one number again in it?
Wait wait run run wait, we can't understand you you need to speak more clearly
Run, try to speak slower so we can understand you because you're muffled.
More than we took, yo, you got about all in, all in on Erloth, Erloth is dead, fuck these lads.
Wait, roll the dice and beat the odds.
In on 7 or 11, he's on 2-3 or 12.
That was decent, huh?
6?
Alright.
Alright, not bad.
And the day ends, okay.
In the day, I
Wait, James, you're the two pieces of shit today, look
I know, but dude, Ron had a rule that win, that's a good win for the boys
Bro, he had two
Ron, I just wanna say bro, I don't know if you can hear me or not, but good shit in there, kid
Hey, is anyone in or not?
We can hear you, but it sounds like you're being strangled to death, and there's nothing to suffocate
Oh, really?
Oh
You run me $12,000 in one day holy shit wait, there's some money carry over now
Yeah, we should have like an excess of money and now we just roll all of our items into the next day
Just shit. I like to see you
All right, wait, you know run we're gonna buy your mouth back double
Yo, what'd you say? You're double the discord and game. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry
Yo, can we all applaud Ron really quick hold it up. Wait, how do we do it? Oh, yeah
Everybody clap for Ron bro. I'm not clapping. I'm clapping
Which inch you need to make that other side of your body clap for him now
Yeah, we were the two inching pieces of shit that game. We have to lock in the
Yeah, well we're gonna do
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen
Listen, so I bet $180 on one number
Bang!
Kid it, then I lost two times in a row
And I was like, you know what?
The fucking number 11
Bang!
Back to back!
$12,000!
Oh my god, I wanna go to...
Here's my reaction to that information
I wanna go to Vegas in real life
Oh my god, this is so far
Ron, here's my reaction to that information
Oh wow, okay
Wait, here's my reaction to you taking my fucking mouth fuck you
Wait Jin see since you're the guy that lost all the money now you lose your mouth
No, no, but Jin see Jin see you have to
Oh my god, he's so cute wait what if they take
I used to fast, hold on.
Okay, this literally looks like Joe is giving me missionaries and different shots.
Nice!
Oh my fucking god, I took all crazy.
Wait, wait, Jyn, Jyn, see why you doing that bro?
I'm not, do we gotta think? Well I can't move because I don't have legs.
Ooh, should we play chess?
Okay, turn, turn, turn.
Chess, oh my god, oh my god.
uh
Haruka opening, let me play this
Checkers! Everybody knows Checkers is way more than the chest guy in retrieve
Oh wait, I can't play it because I can't fucking move!
Oh my god, you don't fuck it bro
We're in the demo from the Biospond, the Biospond
Welcome back bro
You can walk bro, welcome back
Thank you, bro. I'm back. Oh my god
We should buy shit from the shop now wait wait
Can I can I invest this money into like some stuff?
So what what you could do is you could invest in the stock market or you can put all of our winnings on
No, I want to go buy a house and then raise the rent on a single mother, bro, so we could get on the money
During the holidays, yep during Christmas time. Yo guys if I take a picture of you while you're winning you get more money
Look
It's really nice. I think she's really beautiful. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's over a family picture. Yeah, I got you
Guys do a
Because you only smoke we only smoke fast. Oh, yeah smoke. Oh, yeah, oh smoke or uh
Okay, I got it. Wow, look at that cutesy you guys look. Oh, that's actually really good, bro. That's really nice
Wait, Jynx, why do you have creep shots in that camera? I don't have
Dude, it's looking up a skirt. What the fuck?
Card shark back in I used to be quite a card shark back in my days
Hey poker, I barely even know her
Yo, guys, can we maybe see if there's a way we can put them?
Send it for a single...
Wait.
Okay, guys, I'm going to be honest.
You can use that on the most volatile thing.
So you can use that on like a high bet thing.
Yeah.
Tell me where to go.
I want to do it.
Okay, guys, listen, we're all going to have to all in roulette
because that's how Ron got all the money last time.
No, let me show you.
Let me show you.
Come here, let me show you just me job. Okay, okay, you can get a 25 acts and you can bet
Okay, so what do I do? Okay, so I'm gonna do already the coin and hold it hold the coin on it
Hold the coin on the calculator
Okay, and then don't
What like 25 act oh shit
What are you putting for?
Oh, man, it's gone.
Yo, Joe, listen, calm down.
You can't take that much for you.
Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I want to see it, I want to see it.
It's going to be a seven.
Everybody relax.
Hey, go away.
Oh, my god!
Oh!
Wait, Jason, let me try.
Let me try.
Move, move, move, move.
Let me try that.
Come on.
You have good luck.
OK, all in.
Play.
Oh.
Hit.
I'm going to double that.
I think I doubled that.
I think I doubled it.
I think I double it. It's an 8 against an 8. Or 9 against an 8. What do I do here?
Just hit! Just hit!
No, but imagine if it's an ace. It might be an ace. You sure?
It's not going to be an ace.
Ooh, did I hit? Did I hit? Did I hit?
Yeah, I hit. You have to.
Oh! Wait, double it now! Double it!
Why would you double it?
I'm standing.
Oh my god.
Yes! Nice.
Nice. Okay, let me try.
Oh my god.
I'm going to spam the double button.
I'm going to double it out. Oh my god. Oh my god.
What the fuck do I do with 15?
It's a push. No, come on. 7, 17, I'm gonna stand.
19, oh my god.
Stand?
Oh no, that's sick in my stomach. Hold on.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Wait, how the fuck did I just make 20 grand?
Oh my god, okay, so I'm gonna send
Oh my god, oh my god, but how'd you make 40 grand?
Well, look what that's ready. That's ready. Look at it ready. I'm gonna hit it. I've got to hit a black tag
Please oh, I'm sick. Oh, I'm sick to my stomach. No, it's fine. I'll do it too. So we have double the chances
Oh, this is fun. This is fun.
Oh, wait, this is easy as fuck.
Bro! Bro, I'm getting rich!
Yeah, what's up?
I am not dead.
Yep.
Hey bro.
Give me a favor and uh...
Can you tell me where you've been the last 3 minutes?
How are you $14,000 in the whole-
No, listen, I'm telling you it's a bug.
I'm up like 50 grand, just trust me.
Yeah, maybe you're up 50 grand in your shed?
Yo bro, you're literally into the fuck out of this-
Jeezy, just trust me bro, just check this out.
Bro, when you're down 14k, go home!
I'm not down bro. I'm literally winning it. Just has him like concluded the bets yet
Okay, let's see
Okay
Do not spin slots whatever
Yo, yeah, yeah, we were spinning slots right just press four spots at the same time
Okay, yeah, yeah, that's my bad. I thought I had it. I'll go on something else now
It was always job it it was always job it it was always job it
No, it's fine. I'm the greatest game ever.
Oh my god, wait!
WHAAAAAT?!
You got it back. I'm Farooq.
Now Farooq.
That's awesome.
Farooq wins.
Oh, he's just so ahead.
OH MY GOD!
Okay, Jojo, you're actually like...
Okay, I'm just gonna switch from hostage to hostage.
I'm in!
Yeah, I'm gonna play Blackjack.
Why?
Because Blackjack is...
30 seconds.
Hold on a second.
Oh wait, bro, I'm losing, I'm losing all the money, or I'm a fucking piece of shit.
Please don't laugh, please don't laugh.
No.
Oh god.
Oh my god.
Bro, the axe is on you.
Oh my god.
Right at the end of the day.
So, here's what we're gonna do.
I
It's a visual bug
You just lost a fucking salary in five minutes
No, it's fine when we still get to next day like I'm telling you guys
No, I was tanking the losses so you guys could win. I'm like Jesus
Because you lost $38,000
Shit, and I told you to stop gambling after $13,000 and you continue gambling anyways and least of all you play fucking slot machines
Now you're going into the grinder. No
No
We're not talking about the app for men, dude. Come on
No, guys, I do not want to go in the grinder, please
We're gonna carry around
So got this clearly you're not profitable in this casino right now
So we're just gonna sell your entire body and not really to make profit
No, bro, I swear. I was just getting unlucky
Be it look it's because all the luck that you guys were getting I was just getting the unlucky
Like I was the only down 28k max like
That's you're making me stressy now now. I have to eat chips you can see oh no get your lettuce for your lettuce
21 they had people who were designated spotters who would make the table get pulled
Maybe don't that was actually cooling down the table so then we could come in and play hot. Yes. Yes. I'm telling you
plot machine after we won.
Okay, but guys, like, let's be real,
it's forty thousand really that much?
Like, it's not that bad.
That's like a sponsor stream, we're good.
Come on, let's give you a buzz.
Uh, well, I don't know.
Dante, if you didn't lose thirty seven thousand dollars,
we would've made so much fucking money, bro.
Okay, Jenci, I don't know why you're talking, bro,
you only made four grand!
Dante, Dante, Dante, Dante, come here.
Yeah, Dante, the keyword may
change money.
Dante, I'm gonna bless you, so when you go into the casino,
You know you're guaranteed to win okay. I'm ready
You're good. Okay. Wait, I need to like some kind of ritual dance. Yeah
Okay, and just this hug it is okay. I'm gonna put my hands in the yard don't get too close to me
Okay, okay, you're good. Yep. That's all you need to do is all you just touch that wall
You're good. Okay. Now you're you're blessed forever. You're blessed forever. Okay. Okay. We're good
What the fuck!
Jynxy, Jynxy, no!
Jynxy put the gun down!
Jynxy, Jynxy, Jynxy, Jynxy, listen!
Jynxy, wait, wait, wait, hold on!
Jynxy, I'd rather lose 40,000 and make an impact,
then only go down 10 grand and not be impactful.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, you impact the game.
You impact the game.
Yeah, you impassively destroyed our casino night.
Bro, it was not that bad!
Yeah, check it's on profit.
Okay guys, can we slice Dante's head off?
No, no.
I just want us like 40 bands in two days and nobody here is gonna say I'm voted.
Like, come on.
Well, uh, you are, you are voted.
Thank you.
Jason, get away from me, bro!
Yo, yo, yo, am I-
Magnet stop kidding me with these fucking bats!
Wait, they're doing shit, right?
Dude, put your gun away!
Wait, Joe, my gun is gone!
Oh my god, say oh god!
I'm serious.
Alright, yeah, let's get in. I don't think we should cut off his body because today we need everybody to gamble.
Uh, yeah, everyone besides...
Yo bro, plus 40k!
Dude, do you even see, I swear it's a visual bug bro, it wasn't that bad.
Oh, it's a visual bug over there.
Yep.
Yo, I don't know, someone hit me with a bad thing, gun.
Yeah, it might be gone.
You need to buy it though.
I will say it's not a visual bug, but if you break even on a bat, it counts as a loss.
Oh, really?
True.
Yeah, so that's what would happen to me then wait poker
That's as you didn't get a visual bug you just fucking son again. Oh my god. Wait Jinxie wait guys if you hold shift you can run
But that you got it. All right, come on. Everybody stand near me or somebody pick that up. Come here. Don't use it yet
Yeah.
Wait, come here.
Wait, can y'all hear me or am I just annoying?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Ready?
We're gonna all do the wheel thing again.
Can everyone get drunk before we spin the wheel?
Are you kidding me? Can you use this?
I don't want to fuck it up.
Alright.
Oh fuck.
Guys, listen.
Wait, wait, wait.
Don't do that.
Before you do it, what is this?
What is this item I have?
Just drop it right now.
That's for like getting money back if you lose.
Okay, what about this?
The Holy Statue.
The Holy Statue?
This has to stand in the middle here and hold it while we spin the wheel.
Okay, Gen C, you do it!
Sonyan.
That's the sonyan.
Joe's gonna make us all drunk and we're all gonna do the max battle on the wheel of fortune.
All, all the people I know are in the world.
Joe, give me Joe, give me Joe, give me Joe, give me Joe!
Oh my god, Joe, my mouth is so blood!
Joe, my mouth is so blood!
Joe, spin it, spin it, spin it, spin it, spin it!
Why do Joe sound like that?
I'm supposed to wait!
Oh my god!
boy it's 50 grand
nooo
lets fucking go guys
alright we should leave now
we should actually just leave now
wait oh god
wait wait wait
can i do one hand
jingxi
oh no
please
Oh, come on!
FUCK!
Joe, I'm leaving right after this big, though.
You're just locked!
What are you doing?!
I-
Hehehe.
Oh!
Last one.
Alright, use the energy.
We're not-
He last-
Whoa!
Oh!
Oh my god!
I'm not!
I'm 64 grand, but I gotta thank you
I'm sick to my stomach they have magnets
Oh, no, I'm sick to my stomach. Oh my god. I'm sick to my stomach. They have magnets
No
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, how did I just win $30,000?
Bro, I need to be hitting these slots.
Ron, Ron, we need to hit these slots, but I made 50 grand off this shit.
I swear to God, I swear to God.
Hit the slots, hit the slots.
Okay, Ron, I'll take these two, I'll take these two, you take the other two, go.
Holy fuck, now I know how trainwrecks feels.
I need to go crazy on the slots.
Bro, why am I only up 25 grand right now? Are we fucking serious?
NO, I NEED A FUCKING MATCH WIN!!!
Oh, no, I'm- oh wait.
You're making more off the wheels? Okay, let's go back to the wheels, son.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Wait. Oh, fuck.
Ron?
JINSEE NEED A KILL RUN!
JINSEE NEED A FUCKING KILL RUN!
Okay, okay, I'm not betting anymore, I'm not betting anymore.
If you double you're
Stand stand stand
Yo run
So what happened in there, bro? You lost one hundred dollars
Nope, don't hide in the corner. Ron, come out and face us, bro. What happened in there, Ron?
All right, I'll be honest with you, bro. I was watching my favorite streamer train. He was spinning, bro, spinning, spinning, spinning.
Bro, he kept losing and then he won some and then he lost and then he won some and he was like, oh, this is I'm sick to my stomach.
So I was like, bro, I want to try this. So I got on the machine. I gave it a go, bro. I lost one. I was like, okay,
I'm sick to my stomach. I got it. I was role-playing and then all of a sudden, bro
I started losing losing losing. I'm pretty sure it was a seed problem, bro
So I got to try again tomorrow. I think it was my seed and then
Run because you're the biggest loser, you know what that means
So you guys love that so you guys don't do that to Don test what you're gonna do to me
Run, run, run, think about it, you have to lose weight so if you're the biggest loser it's a good thing.
I'm six on my fucking stomach man.
Can we just throw both of them in the face?
What the fuck did I do bro? I was up on the day!
Oh I don't know Don says you lit 40 grand on fire?
Okay but that was because of Ron, like I thought Ron was gonna lose us everything.
So, yo guys, let me say something real quick.
Okay, guys, let me say something real quick.
It's cool that you're gonna lose money gambling, that's fine, it happens.
Yo, Ron, doubling on 15 is literally griefing, you're griefing the money.
And he didn't even turn us to hands, so he just lost the money.
I'll get that, I'll get that, whatever, no one.
Hey, Ron, if you gamble and lose, cool, it happens.
Bro, doubling on 15, you're gonna get alone, fucking.
Can I get alone or no? Can I get alone?
Mi-ha, no.
No, I'll give you a back, I'll give you a back in triple, don't believe me.
I'm up 40k on the day!
Okay, that's that's a rare. That was rare. Okay guys. What do we buy?
No, we got about this book's crazy. Look decreases our loss amount by 25% every time you know
It's a night. We have to make a hundred K. We should do we should do the vodka thing again
We should do vodka and gas we can't go to the casino without Smyrna. All right. Oh, yeah, listen
Today we need to make 100k rock if I see you double on 15
I'm gonna shoot you in the head with the jossie
There's gonna be different games today
That we've never played but I think there's always blackjack joke wait throw that in there how many check oh
We got a sacrifice. Yo, can one of you give up an eye wait what what happens if we give up an eye
Okay
I
Okay, but my dad used to beat me when I gambled bro, please bro, and he but he was a it was a gambler, bro
Please oh, please bro. I just want to prove to you. I'm a good gambler, bro
Please oh my dad used to beat me when he gambled
It's the God-summoning god, you know what I'm doing!
Well, I didn't go to the-
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
I know we're fine, we're fine.
Oh!
Okay.
Now, Ron, Ron, listen.
In life, bro, when you love something, you have to let it go, okay?
In this case-
So you want me to let go all of our money!
You're the worst gambler in the team.
You need to be here now.
Okay, let's go.
Stop gambling.
Okay?
All right, fine.
Guess not, I'm not gonna gamble at all.
I'm not gonna gamble at all.
You guys I'm gonna say is I want 50 K on the slots we got to hit the slots
Interext flow right there what the fuck is that?
Okay, I don't even know
I'm not gonna lie, I'm kidding.
No Joe, wait, wait, no Joe.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We're gonna push on the side.
Brown, do not mud it, bro.
Alright, you know what?
I'm gonna do it.
This is me.
I'm gonna put it to myself.
Wait, what the fuck?
Whoa.
No, stop spinning slots.
These are 5k.
I can't help my bad, my bad.
We're not having it again.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, he's already lost count.
Okay, Jax, let me get one head. Jax, let me get one head with you.
Yo, guys, how do I sound right now?
What? Why is your voice like that?
Oh my god, oh my god, Jax, you're 30 points!
Let me walk in, please, please.
Well, I can't even see the buttons, but I'll...
Where's the other item that we have?
Oh no, it's not 30 grand.
Relax.
Jax, we can go to 30 grand.
I think you stand on to...
Stand, stand, stand, stand.
You're on a five.
Oh no, oh no.
Stop, I'm rewarning. Stop, I'm rewarning.
Don't gamble! Listen to me! Stop for four fucking seconds!
Oh my god, where's that item that we have? We're gonna spam Plinko, Max-cat, when I grab that item that we don't need.
Go, oh my god.
Yo, put the check down, Jixi. Jixi, stop! Bro, Jixi, stop!
Yo, do I smell drunk or no?
Dude, wait! I didn't even get your voice like that!
5k Plinko back! Don't do it yet!
Don't do it yet!
Wake up!
Night!
Oh my god!
Ready? Get ready to spam it!
Stam it!
Oh no!
Oh...
Bro, are we fucking broke?
No!
Stop!
We won!
We won the fuck!
FUCK!
Oh shit!
I want more, I want more, I want more, I want more, I want more, I want more, I want more, I want more.
What?
Say oh god, where's the, where's the, where's the bat?
Bojo, can I try one high gambler? Just one.
Can I just try one blackjack hand?
Dot-tats, can I try one?
Yeah, yeah, I got I'll I coach you
Yeah, you gotta go again and double it this time
Yeah, double on seven
Yeah, yeah, this is good
Come on
Nice! Okay.
No! No!
Sun! Sun!
No!
Okay, wait, Ron.
Ron, you're down 90 grand.
Ron.
Okay, you're gonna have to hit, and then you don't touch it again, bro.
No!
No! No!
Just hit, just hit, just hit!
Bro, bro, bro, bro, if I double, hold on.
You hit me? Chill!
Oh
Yeah, fuck it go oh
No
No, I gotta leave
stop you gotta stop wait no it's not bad bro I'm telling you listen your
wife's getting under sense she's gonna understand very good
How do I get out of this hole?
Stop playing Blackjack, it's the only game that requires brains out?
No, no, no, no, no!
Stop it, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay, okay, okay.
Just chill, just chill, just chill.
I just want 90 grand, wait, what?
Hold on, just don't hit my punch, ready?
I'm gonna win my money back, ready?
Yeah, tell me, tell me, tell me.
Okay, hit.
Stand.
We're gonna go on it, we're gonna literally take the casino for every minute.
Don't hit the buttons, don't hit the buttons.
Oh
Wait, do I hit oh shit
I
Think you have to stop bro
You need to stop we're gonna fucking die
No, there's only 30 seconds up bro. You need to stop
No, no, no, no, no, hit! HIT! HIT!
I need the wind blast! I gotta hit it! I gotta hit it first, how should we go in?
I can stick 20k? The blackjack guy, I'm gonna throw him to his crumb.
Nice! I wanted the money!
Actually, flinked out, fuck it.
I got back!
Sorry! Wait, sorry, sorry! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it.
Okay, we're good.
Bro, I'm gonna kill you in the last session.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, Jixi, Jixi, Jixi, I was down.
Jixi, Jixi, Jixi, I was down.
170, I came back, bro.
Oh, nice, bro.
Nice. You want this?
I need to get my protein chips, hold on.
Okay. Can we have a team meeting
about banning Ron from Blackjack?
Bro, this guy cannot play Blackjack.
I cannot play Blackjack, doom-chewing it, it's like he loses four hands in a row and he's like, I have to keep playing.
Honestly, what happens if we cut- wait, if we cut Ron's other eye off, maybe he won't be able to find the Blackjack.
Are you gonna ask?
Why can't we even do that?
Game for me, 121k.
So, Ron, what- yo, yo, yo, Ron.
Did you end up eating the entire cabbage or did you give out?
I put that shit in the trash, fuck, fuck.
Yeah
You guys I just want to say I saw wrong on blackjack doubling on 14
No, you fucking double on my behalf
No, I did if I did then my number would be more in the red. I'm a with you, bro. That's fucking cap
Okay, I barely even know her
I've ever gotten like this is the furthest I've been wait so they can so we lose the game if we run out of money
Whoa, if we don't make quota we instantly reset back today one. Oh
My god, that would be miserable. Whoa. This is this is the right. I was assuming this is the run and then we hop on wires
Barlin we lose okay, but what's the matter daddy? Oh?
What's matter daddy?
much how about you okay I'm gonna get a bag of this I'll be back in 39 seconds
wait wait Joe do you have any daddy coming in all right Jeff we're gonna keep
going do you have any daddy coming in oh dude you're like lagging wait what are
you saying dude do you have any daddy coming in just keep cutting out man do
you good don't test you have any daddy coming in wait what's daddy coming in
Joe Bartolosi!
Can I get my eye back, bro?
Okay, guys, guys, guys, wait, Joe, Joe, Joe,
spend the 16 tickets and spend them now.
Jinxie doesn't know what's happening yet.
Wait, I was gonna say, we should make Jinxie stay with the mic
with the mic while he's just uh...
Yeah that works, that works!
Buy the- buy the machine!
I'll put him in the car!
I'm nice.
I'm the best.
Oh yeah, we gotta go now.
I'm nice.
Why am I being kicked up?
Drop me, drop me.
Alright, we're going.
You got my fucking-
I went to the bathroom for 30 seconds, and you guys cut my legs off!
Dude, it was high-vives!
Dude, it was high-vives! It was high-vives!
Yo, how can I gamble if I can't even reach the T-ball?
Uh, okay, so, yeah, Jinxy, you're gonna be on singing duty!
So, let me get this straight, bro.
Jinxy, shut up, I just sang us a song, dude!
So, Ron likes to sing to the Grand On Fire.
Jinxy, you just wanna make a shot, though.
Jinxy, sing to the thing that goes...
Oh
Oh, yeah, come on, dude, let's go
Where's crash
It's right here. Perfect actually
right here
What are you?
This little wheelchair for no, he has to be next to us. Why saying
Wait, wait, my microphone's gone. My microphone's gone. Oh, okay. I got you. I'll look at it. Where's it?
All right guys, I'm gonna sing okay, what any song requests any song
Yo Joe try to grab both your ankles right now in real life and still run
Yo guys give me the mic please I need the mic guys. I don't have the mic
So, so my legs got chopped up.
Alright, my only purpose is to sing, and I'm not even able to sing.
Why am I here?
Oh, yes.
My legs are rolling around on the floor.
Alright, it's about to run out. It's about to run out.
Alright, stop, stop, stop.
don't kill anyone don't kill anyone
B1 B1 B1 B1
oh you can't you can't that's just what it's going to it just keeps going
look you get his
that's out that's out
oh my god
that's out of here
no no no
I got one more I got one more
I'm going one more I'm going one more
oh
that instant crap bro now we don't have enough money
wait no you guys you just pass this now
with that
literally go fuck
that's the stack of shit
wait he might get it back here
he got it back here
should we just go home
RUN
NO
I am sick to my fucking stomach
I am sick though
okay jamesy where do you want to see
yo bring me to blackjack please
oh
Oh God
I'm gonna know. Oh, you know, you're greasy fucking hit jing see jingsy. Yeah. Oh, yeah
Yo, that says bring me to the blackjack, bro. I'm not playing man. Okay. Bring me to the blackjack. Okay. Now what?
Yeah
It's gonna happen. I don't have to use my legs, but I can use my hands from the floor. Don't touch anything
I'm gonna make Joe very mad
What are you doing now that's I can't see the numbers so talk to me. What do you see?
You got money in there. Oh my god. Why did you just wait? I thought double just means I double the bad
What is double do?
Hey, Ron
And you got a 20 and it was showing a 10 and he doubled and he got 27 and we lost 100 K
And now we have 15k how do we have $15,000?
I'm gonna explain how because
That's how
So we're about to be in death that's actually
games because the minimum the one the one where I can't play
yo guys nice don't you still don't run you're done 150 bro
yeah but don't you just spun my joke i didn't lose the hand don't has
briefed my oh my don't has you sold no no i'm gonna be honest this one jinx
and ron you guys are down to combine 300 thousand dollars
we have a hundred forty eight dollars with no we can't put this
We can't play any game the minimums
The minimums like game tag
Normally where we get off the game
Where we sell a gixi? I know
We sell him?
No, no, no
Hey, bro
If we had a gun we could shoot him
And it would give us money
Oh great
And then why don't you guys fuck me in the ass?
No, you're right
Alright, let me have a shot
Let me have a shot
Let me have a one with him
Yeah, you wanted it
Wish is my command
I got you, bro
Okay
Your wish is my...
No, no, no, no, man
Okay
You're on shade
Show them off, bro
Okay, he takes some
Take some of that
We can table a floor one come before one
My legs
Throw me on the table
And again summer hey guys, can I have a word with you guys really quick?
Yeah. May I have a word with you guys? Just give me 20 seconds here.
Guys, are we gonna die?
Yeah.
No, I just wanna have a word with you guys real quick.
So, what's the money?
I say I'm gonna go to the bathroom, I'll be back in 39 seconds.
I come back, my legs are chopped off, I can't play any of the table games,
and the dentist brings me upstairs and starts literally banging me in the...
Thank you, bro. Thank you.
Actually, thank you, bro. It's not here.
Yeah, this is
Yeah, fuck I'm broke
Hey, God
Man that guy just a planes
Yo, yo guys
No dude, we have to ruin the game, Kingston. We lost the video.
Um, yeah, maybe if you're an infant, you would have deduced that.
Yo, Ron, the one time where I couldn't play, we lost.
Hey, poker.
I barely even know her.
Get off the game, bro. That was actually a game.
Are we prepared to go to Liars Bar now?
Should we do one Liars Bar maybe? Maybe two?
Yes. Yes. Yo, guys.
Um, why is Liarsmore 17 gigabytes?
Wait one more question Ron one more question. Go ahead matter
So
So when we have
$360,000 in Joe screaming
Cato! Cato! Cato!
Wait, so did you not hear the part? Why did you say it one way? Wait wait wait wait?
So did you not see the part where Dante's literally went on my blackjack table when I got a 14 and then he fucking doubled my six?
Hey, wait, I never did that this time!
You are making shit up!
I'll make double Jinx's table!
Also, Dantez, I have-
I wanna go through a little bit of a thought bubble with you.
May I?
Yeah, sure.
So Dantez, I can't see the floor by night so try it out.
I can't even see what's on the table.
Joe told me we had a 20,
and you clicked double because you said, and I quote,
I thought double meant you could just double the bet.
Yo Dantez, if that was possible,
anytime someone would get 21,
They would just double the bet and rinse the casino.
No! No! Are you an infant?
No, Jinxy, bro!
Because I thought you could only do double on your first round.
So you double the bet on your first round.
Does that make sense?
No. No, that makes no sense.
Yes, because let's see-
No, that was last bar.
Dude, it's like once you get a 10, then you double it,
and then you get doubled the profit on a 10.
Yo, no, bro.
You emptied the fuck out of the game, bro.
That's what happened.
Dantez, we had this money.
All you had to do was click stand.
Oh, better yet, when Joe was screaming cash out,
Ron goes, wait, one more, one more, 75,000.
That's not even true.
That is not even true.
Okay, go to the bottom.
You didn't get a chance to see him have enough money.
He did 330K after we played Crash twice.
But here's the thing, right?
When I won in Crash, when I won mine,
I saw Dantez do another one, saw I was like,
okay, I'm gonna do one more too,
and then I lost at 1.01 and then I was like,
okay, surely that can't happen two times in a row.
So I did it again and I lost at 1.01
and then obviously I'm gonna do it three times,
like surely, and then I lost at 1.01.
Okay, can I just say though, it's kinda crazy
that Jinxie is taking absolutely no accountability
when Jinxie's the one that went to the bathroom
and it's because of him going to the bathroom
that he got his legs chopped off?
Like, Jynxie, I don't know how you're taking zero accountability for this.
So, because I go to the bathroom, it's now justified to chop my legs off, and then,
and I repeat, hump me in the ass on the casino top floor.
Okay, you asked for that.
Okay, but hold on, no, hold on.
Jynxie, hot crack in the surf side.
Yeah, but Jynxie, you didn't have an ass, bro, you only had a mouth.
We could not use your other holes.
Yo, why does this matter anyways?
You psychopath.
I said, hey, don't test, bring me to the Blackjack table,
because my legs were chopped off.
And then you proceeded to literally bang me, repetitively.
You did say, fuck me, you might as well fuck me,
so obviously I'll be fine.
Joe, you're getting a beer for this game?
I drank one when we started.
I'm drinking another right now.
All right, don't gotta tell me, Jaxie.
Yo, Jaxie, let's do police shots back to back right now,
buddy.
Shots?
I'll do beer and not all about shots.
Chat.
Bro.
Wait, wait guys fun drinking game idea for every bite Ron takes out of his lettuce head you guys take a shot
Good luck if Ron finished that lettuce head right now. I would take like seven shots in a row
You're not eating that whole lettuce head
Bro you're eating you're probably eating your fucking pretzels
No, that's it. I think that's Jinxie. Only Jinxie eats the fucking pretzels
No, Ron is a pretzel fiend. Yo, the fucking sign the sign making that buzz noise in this game is the most annoying thing in the world
I'm like actually full muting the game audio
They're protein pretzels. No, they're not protein pretzels
There's three grams of protein in a whole fucking tub and then he says he's getting
You know what's crazy Ron is they actually make protein pretzels like you should just buy
Do you eat them? No
My protein pretzels is like what are you eating right now?
I'm eating
Wait, how do you spell that?
What were you just eating? Oh my god when you eat the lettuce you can't see it because it's green sound on
No, when you're eating the lettuce, it just looks like you're eating nothing.
This looks like that one episode where Plankton's eating like that shit with Karen.
All right, guys, I made a game.
It's on my friend's only list.
Wait, how do we join it?
Enter the bar?
Enter the bar lobby?
Wait, I invited you, Dontess.
And where's Joe?
I invited you, Ron.
Joe, I don't have to get out on Steam.
Can you add me back with the thing?
I have you on steam I invited you to the game now
Jack can y'all see me? Yeah you're next.
Me how?
Joe what's your steam?
Just Joe Bar, I might be appearing offline, let me appear.
This is actually a classic game.
Who remembers this game, jump on me.
Dude yeah this fucking AI slop.
What's your...
Wait I've never even played it before, how does it work?
So basically have you ever played the game called Bullshit?
Uh...
No?
Yeah okay have you ever played with cards in your life?
I mean, when I was younger, a few games, yeah.
Okay, so basically you're gonna have cards, and we're gonna say a number, or something, ace, king, whatever.
You gotta basically lie about it.
The whole thing is, it's a liar's bar, so we're at a bar, lying.
Great explanation.
Okay, so wait, why would I not just, like, know you're lying, if a liar's bar?
Well, because he could be telling the truth.
And you're gonna have a gun, and basically, what's gonna ha-
You look fine. What's gonna happen is you're gonna basically say bullshit. How are you guys changing your character?
Are you click the character?
Yo, so we should all use a different character. Why is the fox wearing lingerie?
Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I want to wear the piggy. I like the piggy
I'm wearing her because I'm kind of in my slay era
With James you were the pink shirt that you got today. Yo, hey Dante's no dude, but you're in your slay era
It's like more accurate
Okay, so horse walks into a box. All right, so I'm using cupcake. All right, let's go guys
You ready to play we can can before we start. Can I just ask my liars deck liar? Okay?
Okay, nice liar slots. Yeah, they have a game
So I think we should start off with your original and feel it out and then play the other ones after okay
Can anyone explain to me why Ron has like a log in front of his meat? Oh
What we have a start on it's a dick
I
Fucking wait, how do you start it just says you just got the ready button everyone?
Don't just us ready up. I am ready
Guys ready up
I'm ready to know now you have to start up. There we go
Okay
All right, I can't wait to hear the the voice lines. It's time to be good at lying
Let's see who's actually good at lying. Oh my god
Guys no cheating guys no cheating wait. Yeah, definitely put your chat and emote only for this
I'm not gonna lie. Okay, how do we do that is it slash emote?
Yeah, yeah, put it in even only
All right lock in okay
Dude, I'm telling you right now. I never lose these games. What so wait they changed?
Yeah, what is this? What is this shit? Am I? Yeah, they changed everything. Yeah, they added. Yeah, how do I look at my cards? Oh
Oh, so what is the thing that what's the wild card again Joker?
What do I do with it? What do I do with it?
So you got to put down your cards. How do you look you click space?
So basically you got to basically put down all your aces and you got a lot
No, it comes to you and you claim a certain amount of cards
It is our rotation so basically I can raise and he could call bullshit cuz Ron's to your right
Everybody understand if you're wrong you play Russian roulette so you bet so Donnie you put down an ace
Yeah
Okay, why aren't you making eye contact with him don't that I'll put one ace well because if I make eye contact
I'm gonna start getting a fucking stiffie. Do you call bullshit?
I don't know they changed their commands, but I mean I don't recommend calling bullshit cuz I put down one ace
I don't know how to even put down it
All right, I claim. Oh, okay. That was kind of just guys to call it higher. It's X
How do you know this it's top right top right? It says it on your bed. I'm not seeing I put down when you're in
I think it's when you're ready. I'm gonna go. Can you hear my character? Listen ready?
You know, I'm gonna put down one eight
I don't have an ace, bro, oh you guys are idiots. I've literally manipulated it and
gas. Oh, no. What the fuck happened to me? No, you have a, you have a, you have a, and
you're, what the fuck?
We're listening to chat.
You can talk.
If you sell an AI, you're good.
Dude, the voice lines are AI for sure.
On God?
Oh, it has to be.
I mean, that sounded so bad.
Wait, what is the middle finger?
How do I do the?
Everybody lock in.
OK, so wait, do we need to put down ASUS now?
You're supposed to lie about it.
It's an ASUS table.
No, he couldn't have died there because it's right now he
has one bullet in the chamber.
We all have zero.
Or am I stupid?
No, no, no, no, no.
It's just a one in six chance.
It's a one and six chance, Joe.
No, but doesn't it get higher every time you shoot?
Yeah, yeah, but that means you're going down the barrel.
So let's say it's five out of six.
That means the next one has the bullets.
But Joe, you also could just get shot in the head first try.
You know what?
Let's just all put down one ace.
Why not?
I put it down two.
Dude, there's a monkey behind you down to that.
What?
Oh, he is.
He's on a ban, Joe.
I can't see, I can't see.
right
we're trying to distract you know what
jinn wait do you guys see the bear behind
jinxie that's choking his shit
he is stroking to you
i can't essentially watching you right now
there is a bear behind me right now with his hand
on his penis
he has his hand on his inner thigh
he's standing out he's walking towards you
he heard us he heard us
bro he does not have two aces
he does not have two aces
see i don't think he has two aces
No chance in the house. He's gonna play ballsy. He's gonna. Oh. Oh my god. He had two aces. You're not
It's your choice to listen to us. They're not taking any risk by doing that. They're just basically making you're good
Don't listen to them white dude. That's your chin emo. Oh, it's Queens table now Queens table easy classic very nice
So don't go ahead don't just put down some Queens. How many Queens you got I got one to the left of me
So here's the thing don't that's you can put down
Okay, because you can put down as many as you want like you can put down all of your cards
I'm pretty sure if you really want to
Dude, I didn't know you're you're being a little too fucking
I'll show you look at this. I put down a bullshit card. I won't call it on you. I won't hold on you
I'll get the old deal deal
Okay, so here Joe, I'm gonna put down chop it down one two three or four Queens you think what do you think put four
four
clock it
Okay, I'm gonna be smart here. I'm gonna put down one
Joe oh Joe you're a safe little guy aren't you?
Jinxie called Bush it on Joe.
I am a safe little guy.
Yo, hey, hey, Doddess, no.
Now, Joe's a manipulator, bro.
He's not talking enough.
I don't like this, bro.
What am I supposed to say right now?
I'm just talking about what I'm going to do.
You're trying to go under the radar.
Yo, Doddess, he does not have it.
I am not taking the fuck from you again.
Doddess, wait, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Before you call, wait, I'm going to talk.
Jinxie has a bunch of kings in his fucking hand right now.
Doddess, Doddess, let me explain to you exactly what's
happening.
I'm going to talk, by the way, so don't worry.
Bro, Jinxie knows you're not gonna call it now because you have two out of six bullets.
I promise you he didn't put it down.
Just call it this one last time.
I promise you he does not have it.
He could have a bigger one.
Goddamnit!
Are you fucking kidding?
Bro, if I die, if I die, if I fucking...
Okay, run, I'm not gonna listen to you again, bro.
Fuck off.
this game bro this game is so good my bad bro my bad you know what now he's
really not gonna put anything down okay all right it's okay what is like a
regular deck of cards to where there's like if it's an aces tables there are
actually only four aces no I think that's unlimited I'm not gonna I think you
can literally get five of something yeah I think you can get unlimited which is
It just becomes un-logic.
You!
Yo, wait!
Joe, call him out!
Run, Jesse!
I don't know if you just played that so bad that I had it.
Goodbye!
Don't kill me, please, don't kill me, please, don't kill me, please, don't kill me.
Yes!
Oh my god.
This is like a very lobotomy version of the game, how we're playing.
Normally, people get voted out when they release their deck,
but we're just matching the lie button.
So basically, like, don't vote lie on the first one,
because the pride that happened.
What deck is this?
Aces.
It says it's not left.
Wait, so there's only how many Aces?
How many Aces?
Joe asks what deck it is, and then proceeds to just silently.
No, don't call it.
Don't call it.
I don't feel that one.
I don't want to call it one.
I didn't call it one.
It's just bad.
I don't feel that one.
Yeah, I don't feel that one.
You're not going to call it on one?
I really don't think about this one.
Calling on one is bad.
Tabular, dude.
Play your hand.
Yeah, he don't have an ace, bro.
Dante, you got to call it.
Dante, Dante, you got to call that.
You got to call that.
No!
I'm not listening to you guys again!
Fuck off!
Three aces?
Three?
You know what, Dante?
I got you, bro.
Three aces.
No, come!
Joe, come!
Come.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, Joe.
Oh, no.
Nah, I got a low chance of dying here.
I think I'm fine.
Oh my god, I missed this game.
Oh my god.
Okay, and then there's three.
Alright, how's it go?
Nice job man.
Dante, just come on, put something down bro.
I won't call it, I promise.
You're good, you're good.
Wait, I-
Dante, just loosen up bro.
I'll make a deal.
If I can tell you a joke right now and you laugh,
I'll call me out on this card. Okay. Tell me a joke. We call stable Ronaldo when he's unstable
Okay, what do you call stable not only unstable? Okay, so basically, okay, so you have stable and auto and now he changed his name
Is he changing his name? No, no, he's not stable Ronaldo. Oh
My god, I get it all that shit. You got it. You think I call that you think I call that one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, I'm sure okay, it's not good. Okay, I think he's okay
No, it was a good fucking joke.
Jinxie, if I can make you laugh, you won't call it?
Yes, deal.
OK, where does Dark Vader go to the mall to get shoes?
Oh my god.
Yo, just move the shit down.
Mall, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's good.
OK, I love this.
Yes.
Here we go.
Are you going to call it or no?
No.
Don says, you've got to call it.
Run?
I'm never calling it a gun.
You should have a URL comedy club
where you get your viewers to like pull up and try and make you laugh.
Oh my.
Oh no.
No, no, no.
I'm good.
I'm good though.
Guys, I have RNG on my side.
I'm good.
Plot armor?
No, you're fucking dead now.
Oh my god.
Alright, Jinxy.
Where did that legit 1v1 with 6 lives?
That's fine.
You know how this game works, bro.
As soon as knowing my luck, if I mess up once, it's gonna be it.
Alright, let's see.
Is it King's table?
Let's talk about this, bro.
Let's talk.
one king one you're gonna do you're gonna do one king I have one king okay
bet one king okay jixi has no more kings okay jixi one king liar oh no oh no I
I fucked up. Oh, no, please come on. You die first. You die first. There's no chance, bro
There's no way. There's no way. There's no way
Oh
Okay, okay. All right, I gotta get my manipulation on hold on. Wait, are you coming back alive?
All right, you know, I gotta I gotta get manipulated. Okay, baby back one king one king
Three kings
So here's what I think you did.
I have a huge feeling you have two kings and you're just going to put them down so no matter
what I'm fucked.
So basically what I'm going to do here is I'm going to fucking call it.
But you have a corporate-
Fuck!
I had no kings!
Oh my god!
Why do you play three?
I feel like it's so aggressive you would never-
Oh my god!
Yup!
Is that Bojack Horseman?
What oh my god, what those you don't even oh Jack horseman. He doesn't even care
No, it's good. I'm playing good. I'm playing good. Oh, there's not Bojack horseman here Joe. He's in the bar
Have you watched please? Let me watch that show Joe. I've watched Bojack horseman. That's just a horse
No, it literally is the exact type of horse of Bojack horsemen. It's just a brown horse. I'm a little nervous here, bro
I don't really know how to play this hand
Two kings off rep, risky play.
Ooh, sends it right back to him.
He's not gonna call it though, he's scared to call it.
Someone's spamming a button right now, I think Jinxi has.
He's scared to call it, he's scared to call it.
Jinxi calls it though, trust me.
No, he's not gonna call it, he knows better.
I'm his daddy, you're not gonna call it.
You know what, I was not about calling it, but I know that.
Oh yes!
Those are the real ones.
I was not about to call it.
Oh no.
For you!
Oh no! For you!
Please don't die. Please don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die!
Please, please, please, please, please, please!
No!
No, no, no, no!
Alright, alright.
No, no, no!
Okay, let's go.
What beer are you drinking, Jainxie?
Peroni, Peroni.
Yo, Joe, how ballsy should I be?
You should be real ballsy here.
He's drinking a Peroni.
That means that whatever he plays next is a lie.
Yeah.
I'm going to match him every time.
I'm not seeing my life.
Oh my god, he just played two fucking queens, dude.
I guarantee it.
I'm going to match him every fucking time.
Call back.
No, Joe.
Joe, oh no.
Do I call it, Joe?
Or do I put down three games?
Liar.
xD
You pL-
He just played his fake cards first!
Oh my god! Good bye Trump GO!
I'm alive!
WHAT?!
Okay-
What?
RMG is on my side today.
Hey, what?!
Wait, what?!
Wait.
Hold your spawn point.
Okay, let's go!
Wait, he has spot armor.
Now I see what type of bullshit we're doing.
I got you, Tom.
Bro, we got to play the dice one
That one is not
To the problem is I have no king. So I'm just gonna call it. Oh
My god, all right. Yo, well played run well played. Oh, no, I have no kings, but I have one
I mean, bro, I know the work chance of dying. Yeah, one and five
Okay
You wait run left three or two three or two you three
So you have a 50% chance of dying.
Kingsy, they shipped a new update where you can start flashing him to distract him.
Wait Ron, did you just say I have a 33% chance of dying, Ron?
You have a 50% chance of dying.
You either deliver or you die.
You have a 50% chance of dying.
There's three shots left and it's a 1 and 3.
Oh, sorry.
I'm thinking there's three bullets in the chamber and you're spinning it.
Wait Ron, what did you just put down?
One?
How is he alive?
I don't know, Brad.
Let's just keep playing.
It's just you buy it one you but I want a oh no for you, bro. You're dying. You're actually done
Shaza me home. Yeah, son. It's over. Say goodbye. There's no way if you don't die. This is plot or my own god
Thank you. Thank you. Let's go
Oh my god, are you guys gonna play anyone?
Oh, let's go again, let's go again.
You guys wanna do a new mother?
Oh good, I'll do whatever.
Oh good.
The dice one I remember being on,
but I haven't played the other two.
Chat poker is good.
Lies poker.
All right, let's do it.
Let's do Lies poker.
Wait, how do you even play poker?
Oh god.
Do I say one god?
You've never played poker?
No.
I never play poker either to be honest.
I barely even know her.
All right, I'm just gonna die.
I'm just gonna die.
Oh my god.
OK, so the joke goes like this.
Poker, right?
All right, ready?
Ready?
Yep.
We're gonna play live tonight.
Well, yeah.
I don't really know how to play dice.
Well, let's do it.
Dice, you just claim how many dice.
You go like, there are four fours.
We all have five dice.
And you have to claim how many of a number you think are on the table total.
Does that make sense?
So if you have like two twos, a three, a four, and two fives,
you could claim more than that, assuming like you're guessing what everybody else has combined with yours.
Okay.
Alright, she's like, total dice.
Lock in, lock in.
Well why are there two fat rhinos?
You know it only once again.
Alright.
Joe Joe great minds think I like with this skin here. This skin's awesome, dude
This is like a child one two four three
Why would you say that you have to bid how many of the number you think there's five five four two one three
What did he put down?
Well, he has to bet it doesn't matter if he tells you what he has because he's claiming he's claiming what there is total
Like I could claim anything, but it always a how many so how many is their total?
Like you see how I can like look I'm gonna claim
Four six is
Four sixes on this table include like a counting game got it
This is a counting game, and you're guessing and lying at the same time. So it's like also math
Okay, got it. Thank you, Joe. You should talk fuck what we need to use math
Well, you know, I just claimed four sixes. So you're saying there's five threes on the whole table
At least what the fuck?
Holy AI, boys.
Liar!
And now it's gonna count all of our shit.
Wait, Jinxy, what the fuck did you call me out?
Cause you've made a world of friends.
Cause he has no threes, so the odds are there's not.
I have no threes either, you're dead.
Oh, you're done.
Wait, you're done just like that?
Drink your little poison bottle, buddy.
There's snoring, dude.
What kind of water bottles do you get?
No, you get two if you drink both, you die.
Bro, but technically he's not really lying.
He's just guesstimating himself.
Yeah, but he should claim something he's confident in in his own dice.
So how do you claim more than one?
You go W and S. You only can claim equal or up.
Got it, but you press D and A to switch between?
It'll be, when it's your turn, it'll be in the top right, it'll tell you.
Joe, it's an over-under thing, right? It's not exact.
What the f*** are you dumb?
That is a, you do call that shit. Instantly call that.
Are you dumb?
No!
No, don't you know it to the trust basically now
Jiki you have to have like five stupid because then now you have to claim seven or above of something else and odds are yet
He's okay. No, I'm not fucked. I'm not fucked. I'm not fucked. You think that there's oh, you're fucked. Oh my god. No, I'm not I
Have one three
Wait, guess what your dad? I think the maximum is seven anyways, bro. What the fuck?
No, you we you could have like
Are you the worst?
Oh my god, this this game is hard
Why would you play seven threes on the first because I had three so two other people have three then there's like at least nine
But that's rare. You have one and out like three threes
Wait vote. No, it's not bad
Well, that's not bad at all
Oh, Jinxie's character is chirping you.
So I have to say there's either over or under.
Oh my god.
Yeah, this is not under.
No, Jinxie, it's not under.
It's equal to or above.
Yeah, this is kind of fucked.
You just fuck them over, Loki.
You're saying I have blank amount.
You're saying we have four fours.
We have six sections.
It has to be either equal to or above.
How do I say that you guys have under five ones?
Five?
So what, I'm just fucked now?
No, you just call that shit, bro.
Yeah, you're done. I was not five ones. Are you dumb?
Yeah, I know. I was trying to say there's under five ones.
You can't claim under your plate. It's always going up, Jinxie.
Yeah, so basically you either have to pull it.
You either have to pull it, yeah.
You're going the whole table as four fours or more.
I get it, I get it.
Please don't be poison.
No, you're good, bro. You get two chances.
You got two lives.
On the bright side, Jinxie will be joining me soon.
No, no, no. I'm not joining your CTE game plan, bro.
This is pretty easy, bro, when you have some fun at this.
So I'm saying there's more than one one.
But you don't have to do, so basically you could do like...
You're claiming no, you're claiming equal to or above.
Yeah, that's okay, that's okay, better speaking.
Are you fucking, yeah, of course there's one one, you probably have one.
Yeah, what a, what a loser bed, eh?
I'm gonna do Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, you got any fours or no?
I'll let you in on I'll tell you what I have if you want to bet something ballsy
Yeah, I got a lot of collusion collusion
What do you want it? I know I have three twos what the fuck is going on? You have three twos, but what else you got?
Two-sex it
What oh
No, I'm just dead again. I feel good about that one. I'm not
I've got two. Don't say how many of you have just played the gameplay. Oh my god. Please.
Please. Please. Please. Please. Me. No. I also lied about the tubes. I don't have
tubes. Okay. Oh no. No. I was hoping that he would claim like six tubes and I was just
gonna call it. Two is my life boy. Joe has two lives. I have one run as one. Yeah. I
have blank blank blank. Oh, first we got under that cup Ron. I'm looking at your dice right
now. Three ones. Exactly. I have three. So I'm a word. I did. What is that? What the
What does that mean?
No, no, it just showed me.
Yeah, I've not.
I lost.
Basically what that means is Joe believes that you have like that's the exact amount.
I bet that was the exact thing that it'd kill you.
Oh my God.
I have none.
So I was betting Jinx.
He had one.
That was stupid.
Oh, no.
Well, now we're all that dumb.
Oh, we're all even.
Oh, no.
Boys were all on our last life.
Oh my God.
This is actually my turn first.
All right, all right, I don't mind my good fucking lock buddy
Four threes Jinxie Jinxie, I'm not gonna lie how many threes you have let's just team I have one
For we can't team that's not a lot. No, it's just team
I don't want you to put down four threes four threes. I
Have one
got it. Wait, no, no, no.
No, I'm gonna get that missed.
Come on, come on, come on shit.
Bro, I was trying to do one six, not six one.
You can't call one six.
You have to call equal number or five.
E-ha!
This mode sucks.
Bro, you just don't understand the game.
If I call four threes, you have to call four of something
or higher
i understand the game and i understand that i thought you just tried to call
one six
all right joe
okay you're up
let's just have some fun here let's not rush it you know we only have one life
each
i'm cat is fuck
joe do it for the rhinoceroses
the rhinocerai
i actually think you're fucked here lowkey
yeah lowkey i'm just gonna make it
play fuck it
because honestly, yeah.
Why all you want?
I'm not paying for yours.
How many sixes do you have, Ron?
I have three.
Or do I?
Oh my God.
Spot on for the win.
Spot on.
Yes!
Oh my God, bro.
That's so bullshit that you can just spot on.
Yeah, spot on is low-key lamicki, bro.
Oh my god, I didn't think he would actually believe me,
bro.
That is both of them.
Don't check it, bro.
It's a claim one more than you have.
Bro, Chad, I didn't think you would actually guess how much.
Why is it a shush?
TGs, boys, GGs, boys.
I'm going to drop off, y'all.
All right.
That was fun, guys.
We'll see you.
Bro, guys, let's play more games soon.
That was actually really fun.
It was fun as well.
I can't believe this game is fun.
Alright, me hosts, I'mma catch y'all.
Alright, wait guys.
Peace.
Bro, I actually had no idea about fucking game work.
That's the first time I'm ever playing it.
Holy shit.
You suck bad.
God, for two hours.
Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Let's get something clear, okay?
Randomly saying words, right?
Does not add anything.
So sometimes being silent doesn't mean that you're a VC cock. It's as simple as that.
We got an ad! Wait, did you actually?
Okay.
All right, then why you guys are getting an ad?
I'm going to do a little magic trick, are you guys ready?
Does not add anything.
So sometimes being silent doesn't mean that you're a VC cock.
It's as simple as that.
We got an ad!
did your action. Alright then more you guys are getting an ad, I'm gonna do a little magic
check. Are you guys ready?
Let's get guys.
Okay so we're 9 ones away from Chal.
Let's put this on.
Alright, 9-1-2 from Charlotte, so it-
W. Cuck, dude, guys.
It is not a Cuck.
It's- it's- okay, like what?
Do you want me to just send the V.C. Cuck?
Cause I didn't talk that much, is how it is.
I hope you record it now, just so you're saying the way.
That's all it is. The Vodger's Soup? Yeah, it's just 30 seconds away.
Dante's LARPING a big streamer. Dude, it's not LARPING.
Two of those guys, Ron and Joe, I've never even met before.
So obviously, I'm not gonna start sitting there and fucking like, being like, yo, like, bro.
What do you want me to say?
A little bang in our ears now? Yep. Let's say we got a little bang in our...
Okay guys, now the thing is, and the issue that we're going to find is that we lost our
last two games in a row, but do you guys think we're going to be able?
Nice Cameraman POV for game night.
Shut the fuck up!
Bro!
It's not Cameraman POV!
Yo you guys are retarded today, you guys are retarded.
But Convict, name the player I'm welcome.
And everyone, for all the subs and everything throughout the few hours, thank you guys all
so much for that as well.
Please do appreciate it.
When you are playing right now, League of Legends, only a few games a few hours away.
It has.
But you know what, I'm going to be honest, I will say, I like the gamble with your friends.
I think what would be really fun is one day if it was Rebo.
I think Rebo would be fun as fuck, Loki.
Yo, you guys know more than one time!
No, it's alright, come on.
I'll come, thank you.
The gamble is funny? No, I agree.
That's why I think Rebo could be fun as fuck too.
Spectator POV!
What the fuck are people doing?
I know what you're doing.
We're gonna die if we say something like that before the blinding.
Endgame.
Alright, let's see guys.
What?
Alright.
Nod show.
They're just having fun.
Let's get Nova.
Alright, don't test.
You matter, CLM, you matter.
Okay.
Like...
It's an...
NOOOOOO!
You're not delayed, no we are.
We have to re-sing the life.
We're good now.
Get the repo gambling mod?
What's repo gambling mod?
I saw you play repo back CC a while ago. It was fun to watch.
Yeah, repo was a lot of fun.
Repo was good.
This is the only stream on YouTube videos I can watch.
Thank you for not quitting. I really liked my Twitch.
Oh, is that me?
What you have to?
I kinda wanted to do a smack on the face
Why?
No
Kay, you wanna just stick your fingers to my throat and said?
Okay
Draw my knee?
Uh, one
Two
Three
Okay
Ahhhh
I went down there hard
Hey, no, I'm gonna be careful
Ahhhh
No, I'm not, now you're scaring me
Alright, I...
I need to play League now. I lost my last two games.
What the fuck did I play MediShare though?
Hey Diana
Nice
No, Carrie take over
you
You
Oh, sure
Wait, what if I just like, Vash on her?
Fuck.
She has no flash, she has no flash.
NICE!
We're good now, we're good.
Hub hub hub hub hub hub.
Push push push.
AHHHHH!
AHHHH!
As long as you got reset for a good hit.
Why didn't you ignite the enemy initially?
Cause I didn't think I'd actually get that much damage off.
Now then we're going to stun an amtom into a refill, I don't know what you're going to
buy this for.
Okay so now all we have to do is just play through mid and then we get a solo kill, see
we're good.
13k viewers in a way, guys how many of you are getting viewbotted?
Wait is Ammon an extension?
Wait, is Ember gonna make an extension?
What's our real viewer count right now?
It's like Loki, what's the real viewer count?
Wow, that was a big fucking shit.
Die, die, die, please one?
We take those one be too easy as fuck. Okay, so now for items. I think I just go like fully P now
Very some search
Some care real really about half okay sick nice
it's just me a nightbot okay dude it is not just you a nightbot we have more
than two people watching
I wonder if you have any chance that I should like
I'm okay a little worried.
Yeah, I'm a little worried.
Cause like the thing is, let's say the animal is up there.
I'm just gonna crush it.
Cause like if I didn't even walk up, then I'd probably just like in the car.
Guess you're gonna get her like son
Okay, so now what we can do is we can pick her reset and let me show you again
Hmm if we just get the alternator alternator should be really good for us
Like look how many things we go to alternate her?
Maybe like, Loki has Storm Surge to rush?
And to like, Shadowflame. Just like a raw AP.
Kinda like that idea, honestly.
She didn't have sex, so we're gonna hold this for a second.
Yeah, she managed to hit 6 off that good.
Am I rec sized able to like somehow get on the unease here? I'm down for it.
See, the problem is that I know that her flash should be up like right now.
And if her flash is up, it's low kill or rough for me.
Oh my god.
Okay, we'll take one punch right there.
I'll just summon the shit.
Alternator to alternate the booty cheeks back to the lava.
It's like Loki is something like that.
Alright, the real question is, what do we do here now?
Like what do we actually have done right now?
Oh my god, that was really good fucking trade.
Now on my IS up in like 10 seconds, we're gonna just like go for an insta one shot.
Oh man, it's a posh there.
Did I need really reset? I'm gonna guess that yes she did
See now what I would love is if I could like get one full combo off on her, but I know if she drops her on me, I'm just fuck it
Once again, I mean listen even if I'm trading one for one every time
I think it's completely okay on the reason why I think it's chose because like yes
we're trading one for one but I wanted more chats here I was gonna say yes we
are trading one for one but it's like it doesn't matter because we're getting her
like flash and shit I'm telling play Calista in a minute yes I'm really locked
in anymore first time I seen a while too
I wonder if there was any way that we could actually cut this short.
my friends they cover me just want to lay me down
i'm trying to get some sleep
category all through this corner
tired soldiers in
my brothers and is there under her tower eating the fucking artillery strikes right now as you speak
if you ever dare to build
give it all to darkness nights
i'll give you so much
you'll get lost in this
everything i ever did
do you know what i should do?
sure as i might just like hard chill this
Everything is starting to stay, I'm gonna be the same as you
You'll be a battle, you'll be a little light
I don't give a s**t, you'll be a battle, you'll be a battle
I'm gonna destroy you now, I'm gonna destroy you now
I thought she was literally just like fucking pen under her with like no counterplay
Like it's always she doesn't do anything about this
She just has to like literally eat shit every time she walks up
Simple as that
If our human race, we commit for sin to get an end or something, all is fair.
That's all I can say to this world, it's playing on the breeze.
I wonder if we can actually get something done on Rachel though.
So now all we do is we shove out mid and then with Swarm Surge I'm going to be honest, I
don't think we can get Rachel.
Is this an industry plan from Big Autism, yeah.
i'm tylenall's strongest warrior
like what the fuck is all of this shit
So I walk mid and instantly I'm getting flashed again by Blitz.
Are we fucking serious about that?
Like, dude, I walk mid instantly, flashed on by the crank.
Like, really?
That's absolutely fucking retarded. Jesus Christ.
I think my best angle right now goes that they're just running straight bottom and I just start playing with this shit
okay guys now if I start sidebending bot who the fuck is gonna come against me?
Anivia?
I know it's literally the only guy I can't kill.
Fuck.
Actually, it's kind of a toss up though.
I'm just going to walk up one more time.
Yeah, my only real anger right now is to lost it over here, because if I don't just like
lost it over here then he just farms under his sword and it's fucking cancer for me.
Because that's the issue, it's like even if I shove the wave nothing really gets stunned
right so I just need to like
do that as slow as possible
they said I saw that he's like leaving to go towards mid
so we just hard shove this and I can look on the inner turret
I mean, Nivia's gotta be Nivia.
Alright, well, the good news is now we actually get an uncontested spot push, which is gonna be fucking nice for me.
So that's one fight. Let's make it two.
That's three.
3?
Yo you guys know motherfucking DOLLS?
That sucka's in the world
I'm gonna be honest, part of me doesn't really wanna walk up
cause if I do and I get coughed on by a figure it's really shit
So I'd honestly rather just like wait in this bush and then hope for the best that she walks up and we get a free kill
Yeah, I think we're using my close
Like anivia is mid bro if it's just close to bottom then we kill her
Okay, so that gives us a little bit of a spite and let's try and get into them.
Like it's just so shit because like the one time I kill the person I'm matching and instantly
I get claps on oh wait it's actually just blitz well that's fine then oh my god one auto
oh one fucking auto okay so you got someone I said I would go merch heads this game I'm
wondering if I actually should or if I just go like raw damage because I probably just
once they fuck these cocksuckers I just want to build to one shot
I think that's what I'm gonna do, fuck everything else, I'm gonna fuck everything else
and uh...
Nike and uh... Jackson, that's what I'm supposed to do
thank you
the best gambler ever and uh... let's not talk about that
let's not talk about that
all right
we need to get it done now though
I'm going to be honest, like, if I can get a nice pressure, one more wave and then I rotate,
I think it's gonna get it.
Yo, you guys know about the fucking doll?
That's kind of horrible.
That's so fucked!
But if I line my Q though, she dies 100% this time.
I feel like even if I go in here, I'm gonna just set it to 100%.
Unless I can line like another two Qs on her, am I gonna get two more max range Qs?
and then my dad should be a chance
end up
you know what?
oh no that's my fault
I'm gonna be honest with you guys
it's hungry
only. But I think what would actually be good is if I don't even go Shadowflame, I'm gonna
be real, I think going Seekers on guard playing Sonya 2nd would be better. Because I feel
like with some search I have enough one-shot potential, huh?
I also don't, I'd say.
Alright.
Just recall.
Yeah, but the problem is that if I just recall, it's like shit, you know what I mean?
Like if I just recall, then it's like we never get the kill, but if I stay, then what if
I like limit us and I actually do get it?
oh
Okay, I'm gonna be honest on yourself this shit
Okay, so I'm missing 250 gold for his own yes, yeah, I cannot fight this guy more
I'm gonna be honest. I generally didn't think I'd be able to like lose that there
Sometimes you have to int in order to win
I'm ironically true though
Ooh, that was like Ash close.
You guys seen there's any chance that Ash should make a firework on the Dragoner?
Because I feel like Alyssa would be on this.
Okay, so anyways, we managed to force out again a fuck ton of summoners, so.
But they'd be able to actually like, when this here, that's my question.
I'm my Zonius, which I think is going to help a lot, but I think next time I might even just go like share a bat and she's...
That's all because we're coaching with Jengzi, she's a tiger.
Okay, let me think.
What do we get down here?
Okay, not fun.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I think we should just show up on the game here.
I mean, as long as we slow chase this, I think it's gonna be okay.
Okay, so now that Kindred died, the good news is that we solved out her death long enough that we can easily just, uh, play with our rex-side on this.
Guys, genuine question, should I try picking up rex-side?
I mean, the champion is so OP, what do you guys think?
I-I can't imagine it would be THAT difficult.
It's just about engaging with your tunnel, isn't it?
Do it, do it, do it.
Yes, yes, yes.
No.
Yes.
Yes, I'm gonna let you guys hear us sing yes. I don't know. I just feel like Rex is just so overpowered right now
Like right rex eyes legit just so OP
She's living 55% for 6 years straight.
That's what I'm saying.
But I just wonder if I play with her, is it just going to be fucked for me or what?
Let me ask you a question, man.
So how much do you need to learn?
Yeah, I mean, maybe I don't know, Rek'Sai is already just like an insanely fucking
That's it.
Alright fuck it, next time I'm gonna play Raxxel.
the good news is that we should be able to discup this right?
what the fuck guys the enemy Annie flashed to one man out of five and ten Diana what
the fuck am I even watching like on what planet does that ever even happen
happen. She flashed a one man ult, the 5-10 Diana. What the fuck was that? I gotta miss
if this guy is first timing Rek'sai. If he is, I might have to start one trick in the
because it means that everyone can perform on it.
I guess that was one of those played.
I think, I think you legit should just end the game here.
Alright guys, we're going to first time Raxxion next game.
So, there's a guy named the REC guy, he's like masters.
This is also Raxidetop.
Wait, isn't this the guy I just lained against?
This is going to be about how to jungle Rek'Sai, Rek'Sai's always been a very important champ.
QW EwaThemax?
she's the queen of early game she's the gank ganking queens as really really
strong ganks I'm gonna be showing off the early clear so here on blue side you
always want to be starting blue blue on blue side and red on red side if that
makes sense and then you just want to be you know pulling the cap as you go this
This is how I like to do it, and then I'm going to show runes and everything, you know,
somewhere earlier.
You just want to kind of walk it over.
You can even do this even, like a little bit even more.
Your early clear is a little bit slow, so you do need to...
So it doesn't stand as subtle for Max, you know?
this
i think i was cracking up watching your
thought it was a lot of fun
sometimes you like to pull uh... but honestly it's not really a big deal if you
miss
but he just missed and so does not give us his respect
you want to just tag the big wolf
uh... but it is all rights either way
uh... but yet you just want to be slamming your folklore every single game
You don't really want to be doing anything else.
OK.
What I like to do, and what I'll show on Rek'Sai,
is I just want to scale up as much as possible.
It is actually extremely hard to come back on Rek'Sai
if you fall behind.
So I will be showing that.
Yeah, you saw wrong.
If you fall behind on Rek'Sai, you just
want to be, because you don't scale as well,
you will be shut out of the game.
So just gonna probably showing that as well
But yeah, you should be able to smite this camp because all your two abilities are on cooldown
You want to W and then E?
All right, let's say enemy jungler is ahead on camps than you and he's gonna be this is something more on blue side
That you have to watch out for
Now you just want to go through the through the little tunnels that you made earlier make another tunnel
Let's say he's already on this scuttle, you want to just traverse three tunnels here.
This guy speaks so much English, get a real tutorial.
You want to ask your team to lord out here, and then a pink, or two long swords, and then
a pink, and then you want to destroy all your camps first.
What is this guy's jungle guide to literally him?
Just playing practice tool, and winning a game in practice tool?
And you're really strong 15 minutes in force the month or drag
Place a pink here get your vision line. I've never seen this in your life. I'll death
these
Champions don't really rely things don't go your way then you still fight dragon soul every single time from this point onwards
You're focused on the dragon the entire what the fuck kind of video is this?
Guys, I'm gonna be off. I've never seen that before. I have literally never in my life
seen that before. He did a 25 minute video of him just winning a game against no one
in practice tool. That is the first time I ever see that.
I've never seen that.
But guys, real talk, do you think that was the first time Rex had this game, Astronome?
I think we do.
It's easy, it's easy
Well, the skin can't last forever, it's wild
We cannot live together, it's dry
The way to take your love from me
You're not good against your seeds
Now you're lovin' lovin' lovin' me
you
I
Rollio 16
Listen, Vlad is a scaling hyper carry, like that guy's gonna go insane soon.
I just got done watching episode, last episode of Voice, how they fuck it up this bad.
Yeah, but don't they always do that?
Like, they always fuck up the last episode, no?
I don't know if we're going to look on this here.
Oh man.
Okay, so we're going to be farming two waves of supers with Vlad Aurelia Corky.
This is the beginning of Loser's Q, isn't it?
No, because I'll just stop blocking Rek'Sai.
I'll stop blocking Rek'Sai and we're going to start winning.
my east hitting for like a considerable amount of true damage but it doesn't really matter.
Will there be any way for us to ever kill Reven here?
Oh no, I'm dead.
Well, guys, I- yeah, okay, we're just not gonna walk this champion again.
Listen, I have a lot of other champs, I don't really sell walking and everything.
Rek'Sai's going in the back, great if you have a good CC, calm. Yeah, I can see that.
I can see that.
Jesus, dude.
Well, guys, that's the last game on the backside that we're going to play.
I'm not expecting it.
Maybe I can find a good angle here.
Wow.
All right, well, that's a bit of an unfortunate.
you get you ignore the burrow brings it out gang bang that red buff for it yeah
but I don't think that was the issue honestly like the issue with this game I
thought more was that I tried over fours sing late so much in the earlier
stages
Yeah, I don't know. We'll see.
Rammus is really up here right now.
Is it actually? I'm gonna be real clear we're not gonna find out.
I'm not gonna walk in first time in Shenmue.
While we're closing up the challenge, I just need to stop walking all this bullshit.
And as long as I stop walking all this bullshit, we're gonna be good.
Alright, you need to play Shaco?
Guys, it's like you've been seeing what's going on and you're hitting me with, you need to play Shaco.
Are we fucking serious about this right now?
My guys have been seeing what's been going on in these assa games on rex site and your
responses play shake out.
It's like someone is ruining their life doing crystal math and then you tell them well what
about harrowing?
I won't go my fairway
i'm going down girl
i'm gonna tear this city down
girl
i'm going by the
i'm going down girl
I
I wish I knew you
You have a cane top yeah, that's fun. So I was on rocks that we're gonna win
What are you locking here?
I think that's a good pick.
I don't like, uh, I don't like heck from this game.
I think this game is just really, really, really good.
We need tenacity this game?
Yeah, we're definitely gonna go more cheds for sure.
Like 100%.
She went, uh, Wukong?
Now, but the thing about Wukong is that we're against an Udyr this game,
and if I go Wukong and he builds AP,
then it's actually like a bad matchup for me, you know what I mean?
I wonder if my bot gets early prio, probably right?
Yeah, they definitely should.
Alright, that's it.
And uh, Jekyll's time and time and time on some Mac.
of the years you're popping off
yeah but to be fair we are we did get like you bought it all day today which
is like kind of insane but
is like normally you bought only last like a couple of hours sorry but site
tables are all day
Alright, let's get them.
Yo, you guys know how to fuck with all of them!
No, just keep them and stuff like that. Thank you.
But those two on the buffs next patch, brother, are gonna be fucking retarded.
Like what they're doing to their W shield is actually insane.
Okay, so we're going to put out on the gromp and then after gromp we're going to look wolves
all the way to crowds and then we should be getting.
This is real.
So you're just so retarded.
I really, at least fucking, I was fucking
You've been fun to watch, so I just want to let you know I'm here, that's not a success
That's bad
Appreciate that, bro
Alright, so the good news is we have a winning ball lane, our mid lane got a kill on the enemy, Udyr
And I'm not behind
That's genuinely ridiculous by the way though, dear dude.
Like genuinely fucking ridiculous.
Okay, I don't think we'd be able to contest the barcrab, but I could just float capperts and put them on top and then maybe wrappers invade.
It's like lowkey that could actually be decent.
I
Turn some on the wall to stand out for us you look on the crab
I don't think I hit level four office
I don't understand, someone on my team is showing up and I'll delay?
What the fuck is this guy doing, bro?
Literally what are you doing? Like literally what are you doing?
That are all fucking moron. Just things you can class everything
You know what, even if I die and I trade one for one, the good news is that he still misses
this wave and Kayn gets his assist.
Loki's super fucking chill for us.
Alright, oh let's go Dusk into Rocket at Belty.
I'll just play bots atop and then we'll get it done.
I don't know why either.
Abon was 2-0, now they're 2-2.
Doesn't look like it's their fault though.
Okay so we're going to do Nautis, we're going to look for the Raptors and after Raptors we're going to see if we can play for someone.
Yeah I think we're just like folk clearing, even if I lose a dragon then I can invade a soft side and get a big trade off of it.
Yep, I'm okay with that.
Is that what we just looked for an invade on maybe the red buff?
Ah, actually, nah, we'll just make wrappers.
The red buff probably won't even be up.
I'm pretty sure Zed ulted very long, that's the only reason why I should be this slow.
Is there a chance that he would ever W anything?
to me dude
but was there just not walking up at all it's fucking unreal
uh... shit
footer walks are inside by the
Alright, so now we'll get this shin and then we can bot to top it.
BTT.
I was about to have more viewers than the top of one, I don't know why I mean it's a
view bot, so I don't think it counts.
I would estimate our real viewership right now maybe around like, if I said 5,000 would
to be a undershooting it or overshooting it.
Oh my god, I thought we were going to say my W go off.
One of my W goes off, and there are actually other two.
Oh my god, I thought we were going to say my W go off.
One of my W goes off, and there are actually other two.
Oh my god, I thought we could put some of my Ws off in here.
One of my W goes off there, I should have killed her too.
At least we get our dusk and nod now though.
5.5k?
Ooh, interesting, okay.
Why do people have viewbots though, I don't get it.
I'm gonna be honest, I wish I knew too.
I wish I knew too, but I don't have no idea.
Oh, they don't get it, don't get it
What they seem was never enough for me
But you're being so strong
Guys, I promise they won't let you get it now
They never watchin' you first
Oh, I'm gonna do it, do it, do it
Shoot your heart, it feels like I'm on the outside
Oh, I'm gonna do it, do it, do it
Eat everything you find, I'm on the outside
Oh, I'm gonna do it, do it
Oh please, come on.
What the fuck?
What just happened?
Chum!
Action.
Okay, so we get our dusk and then next time I want to get rock adults.
Dude, this is genuinely fucking sad.
Wow.
Ah, maybe we can answer this bot side, sure.
Nice. I'm gonna be honest, I really want some ex-fucking-dead-by-feller.
You know what, dude, if she dies, hey, I'm not gonna fucking complain, bro. She's with
Shad down. Hey, we take those. Not bad.
And this fucking piece of shit just throwing it down.
Trying to think of World of War this game as a...
We'll work this game out as boots.
I
Obviously gives us shagging on this
I'm free from this place, I'm alive
Can I get your feet when I see you?
The world is calling you to my knees
Can you see in your eyes?
I'm falling in love with this
No, it will stop right?
Its not Christmas morning after all.
I'm going to be real thick ass.
I think I'll jump and carry this game.
I think I'll make sure I get as much KPS as possible.
Cobra does vision. Like I need to assist and he kills me.
Oh, that actually gives vision to me.
Fuck.
What?
I mean, if this fucking piece of shit could just stop burning it down, it would actually be so much better.
I
Know you guys know about the fucking dog
He's the business
What
And uh, I'm gonna get fish out of
Okay, um, after Rocket, let's do more Trudz into Zonius. Yes, yes, yes, I like that a lot.
Trudz onius, let's go.
I don't want to jinx it though because maybe you're a monthly retard so it's like even with form maybe you're so useless but I would assume that you're not
and I hope that that assumption would be wrong
and uh idiot there in the gift thank you
Thank you, Raul.
Okay, uh, so, so, so, so, so, so, we're probably gonna lose the next dragon.
My god, I didn't realize that they would all just be waiting in that fucking bush.
6 days left or else? Yeah it actually is. Not much of our time left. Not much on the
I mean guys, for the fully peed ragas for the 1v9 in this game,
I don't want to say the answers, yes, but it's like
I swear to god.
I don't want to let the shooter outfire me too much.
You
you
You
Straight to the top
Get the guns, get the glory
What the distance now?
I'm not gonna stop this man
I knew you'd survive
You can do it
I have the time
To swim in the fight
To make it to the end
Tomorrow I'll run
Under the light
Don't survive
The spring of night, I keep working the night
In the eye, of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
I will be tired of it
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't, best hacker in the world.
and
Now I'll reach for you
You
In the night sky
To change your mind
If you can't go on
To survive the time
Every night
Some game of hell find you
We both change like I do
Sometimes with me I do
I'm just a man
you
You
Don and new man bro Don has always been one of my like most play jam
and with the buff stacks faster math will run it up a fuck ton
Let's go in Crazy Night it is.
It actually is.
Actually well played, yup.
I don't know why Katavob quit streaming and does he still play League?
I mean, if he doesn't, if he didn't openly talk about it, I don't want to like, League
shit, but TLDR has just said streaming in general for a lot of people is impossible
in League of Legends anymore, because think about this way guys, imagine you're somebody
and you're in your mid to late 20s, right?
And you wanna be a husband one day,
you wanna be like a father, whatever it is, right?
And imagine you're making before taxes yearly,
80,000 US, let's say 80,000 US, right?
You got taxed about let's say 30 to 40%, right?
And you have no pension, you have no benefits,
and your self-import, okay?
Is it really that viable of a career path for somebody
that wants to, I guess, grow in their lives
and do more and show like that?
No, it's not, right?
Because the thing is that you want stability,
you want, let's say, a safety net,
you wanna be able to know your job's gonna be there
in five years, right?
And league streamers, the problem is
that a lot of league shimmers are getting older right and they're starting to
realize like hey even though the money is nice it's like I get a paycheck every
year and that's that like there's no government benefits there's no Roth IRA
there's no fucking 401k there's there's nothing no pension plan nothing right
so that's why it's just like TLDR is that you're probably gonna see over the
next like actually talk to Ryder about this actually but you're probably gonna
to see over the next like three to five years.
you
It's gonna be good, it's gonna be good.
So the thing is that the first time I was considering shurming I was 18, right?
And back then everybody hated me, right, because I was just like the cringe and going like
flamer.
I didn't have any likable qualities in or out of the game, right?
So at one point I started averaging like 150 viewers and I was like, oh, I think I'm going
to go full time with this, you know?
So a few things like kind of like materialize and it's like, oh, like everything is looking
good.
Let me actually like take a semester off of college, right?
And then when I take that semester off of college from the span of like August to September,
my viewer count dropped from like 150 to like 30, right?
And the thing is that at the time it was like, it wasn't like a viable career path for me
like back then, but it was like if things would have kept growing it would have been
right.
And to drop to like 30 viewers it's like, wow, I'm wasting four months of my life because
now I can't even be working towards like a degree and there's no fucking way that 40
viewers are going to pay the bills, you know what I mean?
So what ends up happening is I was like, yeah, this fucking sucks.
And for literally like months, I was like, out of it, right?
Because there was like a lot of things that led up to it being like that fucked up.
Um, give me a second.
It was like, here, we have the full rundown.
Do you guys want to hear the full rundown?
Yes, you know.
You guys have full rundown on what happened.
Alright, so full rundown.
August hits and I have plans with a few content creators to start a gaming house.
Right?
Oh my gosh, I got so lucky.
So I had a few puns with a few content creator friends
to start a gaming house.
And at the time, one of them, he had me on his auto host.
So what ends up happening is that I was growing a lot.
Because over the course of months,
I was very entertaining.
I was funny.
I was really engaging.
I was high energy, all that kind of stuff.
And then at one point, one of my friends,
he puts me on his auto host.
And when you put him on his auto host, I got lazy.
Because I'm the kind of person,
and maybe some of you guys will like this too,
but if I have a fallback option,
I won't give anything my all anymore.
Does that make sense?
So what ends up happening is,
I was sitting there, right?
And I was like, okay, I'm on his auto host,
I'm getting like 150 viewers at a time.
It was, it was charismatic.
Like today and nowadays we're good,
we're still like great friends,
but we had like a bit of a rocky period at first, right?
So what happens was is I was like on his auto host,
everything was going well, right?
And then one day,
we were like in talks with like Professor Kai
that we're gonna start a gaming house.
I know I'm reiterating,
but it's cause I'm like all over the place.
So I talked to Karis at one point,
and he was telling me, it's like, dude,
the problem with you,
and the reason why you can never go mainstream
and why you'll never actually be able to grow
It's because your community is too toxic, right?
So he was talking about how the problem with my community
was that since they were really toxic,
it made it so let's say 50 new streamer,
or 50 new viewers came in my stream every day.
Then the problem is that of those 50,
49 of them are gonna leave
because they don't like the atmosphere, right?
And it makes it so that even if I,
let's say prioritize five people
that are gonna type crazy shit
because they're like five viewers,
I killed my long term growth potential because of that.
which he was worried about.
So what ends up happening is he gives me this talk
about how all these jurors, they should be banned
because they're limiting me.
And then around that time frame as well, I met this girl.
And the reason why I put that in the finger signs,
you guys are going to find out soon.
It's because it was a catfish, but I didn't know it at the time.
So what ends up, fuck, oh shit.
So anyways, I sort of went into this girl
for a few weeks, and it all leads up to August.
So I'm trying to this girl for a few weeks.
I have plans to go to this gaming house.
I'm on an auto host, so I'm getting like 150 viewers
on my streams.
Everything is looking good.
Then what happens is that the Doanel Sejwani incident
occurs.
So now I know you're wondering, what is the don't know such one incident?
But what happened was that Karrosma was doing this high win rate account to Challenger.
And at one point I snagged him because I wanted to get on his team, right?
Because I was at the time playing Hacker Midlane and he was like a jungler, right?
So I snagged him in a game, but the problem is that I was against him.
And then my jungler, right, asks me, he's like, get on to us.
I see you're failed, you just take jungle, bro.
So I was like okay whatever
so I end up playing against Keras why and
He banned a hachim right whatever
and then I walked in such funny and
I won and
Keras why was like down I
Sit here and and I get it right he's like I sit here and I fucking have this got my auto host
I give my advice every day like I help him out all this shit and then he Q-snipes me in a game ghosts me
I didn't ghost right but he snipes me ghost me in a game and then actually just fucking ruins my high-win rate account
And then he lost like five in a row after that
So he blocks me right and we didn't talk for like a few months
But nowadays we're good like we re we rekindle then we became good like a few months after like maybe a year after
Because this was like five or six years ago, right?
So he blocks me
So instantly because he blocked me right I wasn't on his auto host anymore
I lost like the only real I guess like friend that I had within the scene and
Also, right?
It got to a point where it's like the only thing that I really had was my beer base and this girl
That I didn't know was the catfishing me and
Like before you said that you're like, yeah, but dude, how can you not know it's a catfish?
This person literally send me like thousands of dollars and it's like we would talk on discord and shit
But it's like they had a voice changer. I think they literally just lied about everything, you know
so
Give a second
So what happens is is that early August hits I'm blocked which means that now because we have the plans for the content creator house
The content creator house I kind of fall through right
But I was like it's chill because at least I had like all the other shit going for me right because like I was so like doing
Okay, and my streams and this person was on me how they had like connections and twitch and all that so it's gonna be good
so late August hits and
I was like you know what I'm gonna take a semester off of school because if I take a semester off of school
Then I'm gonna sit there and I'm gonna be good because I was planning on going to Texas to actually live with this catfish
right? I don't know. So I was like, I'm gonna take a semester off of school, I'm
gonna sit there, I'm gonna fly out to Texas, gonna live there for a few months,
whatever it is, see how things go, and then just take it from their full-time
stream. So while this is going on, I'm also starting to reform my
community. So I started banning a lot of long-term viewers that just
wouldn't reform. I saw actually dwindling in terms of your account
even more because of that and it's like things were looking really rocky but I
was like it's fine because even though I'm losing like my community right and
even though I lost like my only friends at least I saw this person that I know
like is only gonna be there for me but apparently has these like twitch contacts
and stuff and she'll like that so even if like shit hits a fan I'll still be able
to like regrow right then early September hits my mom asks me for all of
this person's information, she runs it because she was like, how about the time
through like checking systems and stuff like that.
And it all comes back fake, right?
And just so you guys can understand, it was like literally a month straight
of talking to them every day, you know, of them, like, obviously, like sending me
all these gifts, all these donations, everything like that.
So I was like, rock solid in the thought that like, this is a real individual, right?
And then I was just like fucking destroyed, right?
because I went from a point where it's like I had friends,
I had this girl, what I thought was a girl,
turned out to be a fat 40 year old man from Texas
that later ended up actually,
while he was still talking to me,
he actually found like a real gay dude from Quebec
and then he ended up like getting engaged to that person
way later down the line, but they weren't together anymore.
I like, I checked it up like not so long ago actually,
just so I was like curious.
So I got to this point where it's like I lost my friends,
I lost my community, and I lost the girl
that I thought was also gonna be,
I guess like my future partner.
So I was fucking mentally destroyed, right?
So for literally three months straight,
it would be this thing where I would shoot
like 30, 40 viewers maybe,
and I would just listen to Lil Peep for like eight hours.
And keep in mind that this was also during COVID, right?
So to make matters worse, not allowed going to the gym,
not allowed doing anything.
So I was at home, just confronted with the fact
that I took a semester off of school to be a failure
for legitimately four months, right?
And the entire time I was like, sad, right?
And the only time that I got better was a few months later
when I got re-accepted into college.
And then I treated streaming as just a fun activity again.
Because one of the worst things that you can do with streaming
is treat it as a job.
Because the second streaming becomes a job,
if you have a bad stream, it's going to fuck you.
And it's going to fuck your mental for the next stream.
And if your viewer count starts swindling,
following count starts going lower,
then this is like your financial freedom slipping away
and it sucks.
So what ends up happening is that I sit there
And for months, I was like sad.
I was like, yeah, this shit is fucked.
Like, streaming is over or whatever.
And I was like, I'm probably just
going to end up quitting this shit entirely.
This shit is just chocked.
But then when I get accepted back into college,
I started actually having more fun with it again.
I did streaming part-time, slowly scaled up to a point
where even without an auto host, I was getting like 200 viewers.
And then it was like, actually, OK.
so I still kinda stuck around.
So that was the first time I thought I was gonna quit,
where I was clearly 30 viewers,
and at the time, I even wrote this foot longer.
Let me see if I can find it for you guys.
Because the day that I found out that it was a catfish,
I was like, yeah, literally I have nothing left.
I'm just gonna leave streaming
and leave social media in general, fuck everything.
And then I had made this foot longer called My Story,
August 30, 2020.
I don't think I can actually like open the link though.
Yeah, I don't think you can actually open these links anymore
because it's so longer sound.
But essentially the reason why I made that twirl longer
was because I was like, everybody hates me for someone
that I am when I play League, right?
So I just want to be open about like,
who I've always been and who I actually am.
So at least like they realized that, you know,
that wasn't the real me, right?
Hold on.
I'm actually playing this game.
So what ends up happening after all that is that I slowly started scaling again and everything
was looking really good, right?
Now over the course of the next few years, I had like some peaks, some valleys and all
all that kind of stuff. And then I had another like really low point, right? Because at one
point I was like, a lot of people were just saying that I was like a really shitty player,
right? Because I peaked to like, let's say 2000 viewers, right? And then after peaking
to 2000 viewers in the early season, I believe it was like 2021 or 2022, I ended up getting
banned on Twitch. And they forced name changed me from Doanel to Doobly Purple, because they
they said that Doanel was a sexual reference that meant
like duanal, right?
So that was what they said.
They were like, oh yeah, Doanel is a sexual reference
to duanal, so we're indefinitely banning you
and we're force name changing you.
They kept me indefinitely banning at first,
but it was after I got an Amazon rep to actually look
into the case that they were like, oh yeah, OK, fine.
Well, just force name change.
So for a period of literally three months,
I was forced to stream with a username dooblypurple.
I'm not kidding you, by the way.
I was forced to shame.
And it literally felt like you're the clown,
you know what I mean?
Because it's like all your branding and everything
is like based around like Do-An-L,
your YouTube, your Twitter, your fucking,
your Twitch, your Discord, it's all Do-An-L.
And then one day Twitch randomly is like,
yeah, you're not streaming with that,
you're doobly purple now.
It'd be like tomorrow they ban me.
And then my new name becomes like Dan Fallis, imagine.
Dan Fallis. Imagine. It's like, what the fuck? And then you guys see that on your screen, you're like, who the fuck is Dan Fallis, right?
Like, if all my TikToks, my YouTube videos, right, that directed to Twitch.tv slash don't know, like, all of that was all gone, too, because now I was like, do be purple.
So already, I was like mentally hammered for like months, right? Months, months, months.
And it was just like an overall really bad time for me, you know?
I need to tell more stories more often.
What the fuck?
I'm actually playing crazy.
So I was mentally hammered for literally months to a point where I didn't even want to shoot
anymore because it would be like imagine going into your job every day and instead of being
known as like Dimitri, you're known as like DeTwerkr and you can change this
right? Everyone that sees you, you're DeTwerkr and you're like dude my name's
fucking Dimitri like why the fuck are like this is fucking bullshit you know? So
at some point I ended up managing to finally get the name Dauntless because
they completely disbarged me from ever being able to use like Dauntless again so
I was like now known as Dauntless right? And I used to have a lot of people that
like doubt me that would sit there and say he's like a diamond player he's shit
he's just a personality like that guy's not even that funny he's not that great
of the game ironically it's like the same shit you guys so here to this day
you know what I mean like it hasn't changed the shit that people have been
saying for years they still say to this day doesn't matter that I've had challenger
every single season and splits since 2021 no does it matter that I had challenger
in four different regions no does it matter that I've done all the things
I've done no like there are so people are just gonna say bullshit right so what ends up happening is I'm sitting there and I'm like
Everyone's like saying I'm a ship player. Everyone is saying that it's like I'm never gonna be any good or anything like that
Whatever so I ended up making a one-point-a-butt with someone where I said I can hit challenge on Europe with a hundred ping
Right. I'm gonna challenge on Europe with a hundred ping and I'll show you really just how good I actually am
So I ended up moving to Quebec City because at the time COVID restrictions were so in place
so I couldn't even leave the country. So I moved to Quebec City with a friend of mine detention
and we ended up playing in Quebec City and I play on Europe with like 95 ping. Okay. So while I'm
there, I ended up meeting someone, whatever we got to talking, eventually ended up dating. I say
dating because it didn't last even last two months, which I'll get into the
reason why in a little bit. I ended up losing the bet, but the
reason why I lost the bet wasn't because I actually wasn't good enough. The
reason why I lost the bet was because I actually got hard issues. So the timeline
was I went to Quebec City and I stayed there until about I think it was like
mid-May let's say right so then in late May I end up going back to like my
hometown right where I lived with my parents and all kind of stuff and then I
was like all right I'm still gonna continue the challenge from here I have
like two weeks left so I ended up meeting the person that I dated right and
all that. One day, I ended up not feeling very good. So I didn't think much of it, I
was just like, you know what, I don't feel that great, but it's probably just like a
little bug, whatever it is.
Well, I don't interrupt you, but just wanted you to know the long time and new viewers
are all proud of what
Wait, give me the same one, give me the same one. I'll check it out after. So, then what
ends of happening is that I end up fucking, wait, I actually just got a complete thrown
off.
Fuck!
Okay, where was I?
Oh yeah, yeah, I end up not feeling good.
So one day I wake up and I don't feel that great and I say, you know what, I'm going
to take like a day off the gym because I don't feel like I can actually do it today.
Like something about me doesn't feel right in like my chest area.
So I take a day off the gym, I take a day off caffeine, next day I wake up, same shit.
I'm like, hmm, that's weird.
The next day I wake up, I still don't feel good.
And I was like, this is very strange.
But the thing is that on Saturday,
so keep in mind that this was maybe let's say Thursday.
On Saturday, I had plans with my friends
that we were gonna go camping, okay?
So I told myself, I was like, listen,
if I can just tough it out till Saturday,
I'm gonna be able to get a lot of like fresh air
on the camping trails and stuff like that.
like we're gonna go hiking and it's gonna do me good
and I'm gonna actually like be able to like heal that way.
So I just didn't tough it out till Saturday
until I go on this camping trip.
On Friday, my friend, and it still gives me goosebumps
to think, on Friday my friend messages the group
and says, guys, it's so weird,
but the lady that I actually booked the place
that we're supposed to be like camping at from,
she just randomly declined the request.
Like, it was booked and everything,
and she just like ended the reservation and canceled.
I was like, wow, that's very fucking strange.
So the next day I wake up, I start my stream,
and I was like squirming in my chair like this,
like clutching my chest.
And then my verse like,
dude, please go to the hospital, go to the hospital.
Like clearly something's wrong with you.
Like, it's not right, what's going on?
So I was like, okay, you know what, I'm going to go to the hospital.
So I go to the hospital, they tell me, all right, you're going to have to stay, because
we found something weird, and I was like, okay, whatever.
So then they do this thing called a BNP level test, and your BNP levels in your body are
something that measure the potential for a heart failure, okay?
And keep in mind that a guy around like 20, which was the age I was at the time, has a
typical BMP level of about, let's say, 100.
The doctor told me that when I got admitted to the hospital, my BMP levels were at 7,000.
And I wanted to understand that like 5,000 is like what people that are on the brink
of a heart attack are at, you know.
The doctor tells me, dude, I'm going to be real, if you would have waited even one more
day before coming to the hospital, there's a good chance that your parents would have
found you dead in your bed.
I'm not even sure, like it's fucking crazy, right?
So I was like, dude, what the fuck?
Then after that, I ended up having to spend a few days recovering in the hospital.
I get home and I'm like, okay.
My first thought, I wanted to understand how crazy this was, my first thought was, okay,
this is low-key chill, because my streams have been kind of dying for a while now, but
if I can use this heart failure arc as something fucking crazy, it's like maybe I can bring
it back and talk about how I'm overcoming heart failure and all that shit until I get
challenger.
That's what the mental I was almost, right?
So I get back from the hospital, doctors told me to rest and shit, but I was like queuing
for like 10 hours plus a day, literally every day, right? And I was like trying to get challenged
around 100 ping, but ultimately I wasn't able to. So when I didn't hit it, then it was again,
like a lot of people being like, oh yeah, dude, like, like almost completely ignoring the fact
that I literally almost died of a heart condition, right? They were like, oh yeah, look at this guy,
like we were right, he isn't that good at action. He's like really dog shit and all that. And I was
I was like, okay, dude, whatever.
And then,
I think it was maybe a week later, something like that.
But the person that I was seeing at the time,
I found out that they were cheating on me
with multiple people.
So I was like, oh, that's fucking cool as well.
So I literally sat there at that point,
and I was overcoming that,
which was the cheating incident.
I was overcoming the fact that everyone thought
it was this dog shit player
because I couldn't actually like hit challenge on 100 ping like I said or
wouldn't and on top of it I was also
one
I'm actually fucking insane and on top of it
I was also sitting there and I wasn't even able to grab my shrooms properly
because my doctors only if you ever scream again like you could literally die
of a heart attack
right oh cool nice pen today
So my doctors are told me like you could literally die of a heart attack so I wasn't even able to like grind my streams
I wasn't able to work out everything that I came to love was just crashing down right can stream can work out
Nobody really around me right and then the whole community thing. I'm this like dog shit loser all that kind of stuff, you know
So what ends up happening?
Okay, is that for a few months afterwards, you know, it's like I was
having everyone that would be like me or not everyone but they're like a few
people that would be making these videos so I'm not how I'm like bad I'm
washed up I'm bad I'm washed up I'm like not good anymore all this stuff like
making fun of me how I act on stream even though like you know it's like you
know like I'm literally overcoming the fact that I literally could have died
you know like being faced with mortality all that kind of stuff then not to
mentioned like all the other shit too like it was a lot to handle you know so
it ends up getting to this point again where it's like I found like this
depressive kind of like melancholy attitude because I was like dude like I'm
sitting here and it feels almost like I'm getting like bullied out of like
streaming when I can't do anything to even stop it because anytime I say
anything my words just get used against me and then that's like another video
right because it felt like for example let's say somebody would make a video
And they'd be like don't us his dog shit, right?
And then I would sit there and someone on my show and be like hey don't us your dog shit
And I'd be like well. I'm actually not dog shit
Because this is this is this then it's like another video would get made of like oh
Dante says he's not dog shit ha ha ha and then like live reaction, right?
So it's like this thing were for literally months
It's like anything that I said on my stream would be used to like harass me and then if I don't respond to it
then everyone just continues with this perception.
If I do respond to it, then I lose
because now it's like everyone just thinks you're a clown.
So it gets to a point where all this is going on
and September hits.
Oh, man, that's September.
And you guys have to understand that the reason why
I say September hits is because in June of that year,
I made a tweet.
I made a tweet to write.
And the tweet that I made, I still have it highlighted,
was this one right here.
It was in July.
Because Hecarim at the time was one of the worst jungle picks
in the entire game.
And it's because at the time, Hecarim
was impossible to balance because he was too simple
and he was too strong.
So I make this series of tweets in July
that the entire League community left at me for, by the way.
Because they were like, look at this clown.
he's sitting here, he's trying to fucking get Riot to buff his champion, he knows nothing,
as if Riot would ever listen to a washed up hechrom on trick and all this kind of shit.
And then in September Riot announced his hechrom changes, and the changes that they announced
were the changes that you guys end up seeing are hechrom nowadays, which were literally
driven and inspired by what I made as my tweet.
For example, I said, give them more Q stacks, instead of two, they gave them three.
I said, you need to incentivize W max second, right?
And to do that, they gave them more survivability on this W by adding Armour and Armour.
They didn't do the E changes, and then they also reduced the fear duration of this ultimate.
So three out of the four changes that I like asked for, right, made, okay?
And around that time, it was also the same time, that assassin hechrom was starting to
become viable, where you would buy this item called Duskblade of Dracthar, and Duskblade
would actually turn your champion invisible every single time you died.
Or every single time you got a kill and an assist.
So September hits, they announce the changes, and I'm like, wait a second, there's no
fucking way.
And then at the same time, COVID restrictions start lifting, and then my friend Attention,
who was the guy that I had went to Quebec City with.
I actually traveled with him for almost all my trips.
He tells me, he's like,
Dante, what if we went to Europe?
And we did a Europe ride, right?
So I was like, you know what, fuck it, I'm open to it.
I have nothing left to lose anyways.
I literally went from averaging 2,000 viewers in January
to nowadays averaging like 500.
I'm probably gonna reenroll into school next semester anyways.
shit's fucked, it is what it is, bro.
Might as well just full send it on one last rip trip.
And then the Europe trip ends up becoming
the craziest shit ever, bro.
Like, I went to Europe and you have to understand
that it's like everybody was sitting there
and they were always like, oh well,
EU is like harder than NA, your rank in NA
doesn't matter, cause like EU's superior, all that.
I go to Europe and I should you not,
I was fucking dominating.
I was going fully thawed at you heck from every game,
shopping 20-25 kills and it's like every single day there were more and more people that were
like wait this guy is actually kind of insane and it even got to a point where I hit grindmaster
in US on that trip and I was only a few wins away from challenger right and during that
whole arc too I was also doing this thing called the Rizzler arc right so I was actually
one of the first people if not actually the first that might have been to actually make
the term the Rizzler, right? And you guys can go back to my tweets back then, but you probably
wouldn't find it because of how long ago it was. But back then more was is because I would
just open or I would have like Photoshop images of me in a Riddler costume and I would respond
to these random e-girls tweets and just type these like corny pickup lines. You know what
I mean? Like just like the corny as shit ever with like a Rizzler with the Rizzler outfit.
And it got to the point where it's like I would literally just perm a troll on Twitter
all night and then I would stream during the day and I genuinely got appointed where I started
to like love everything again. You know where I was like dude like this is fun like I'm
loving streaming again like it's amazing right and I even made a video at the end of
that trip called Europe where I sat down and I even talked about it you know and I just
like sat there I went over everything and you know like how Europe really revived my
stream again you know because I went from at the first stream in Europe I was
averaging maybe like let's say 500 viewers and then by the end of it my
last year I was picking up like 7,000 I know when I went back to NA I think I
was like maintaining like 3,000 right so it's like again it saved my career so
that's why it's the crazy thing is that for me it's this thing where over the
course of my career I've had in multiple times where it's like I was sure I was
going to quit, like, reenrolling back into school, sitting there being like, you know
what, like, this isn't going to happen, like, I can't do it anymore. But there have been
so many times where it's like, that was my mentality. And then the most random thing
ever happens. And all of a sudden, it's like, wait, holy fuck, we actually brought it back,
you know? That's why it's like, cool. And that's one of the reasons why I can also sit
there and also like be appreciative you know because it's like when you look at
my twitch tracker graph you can literally see where it's like you go like
that like that like that like that you know so it's like when you sit there and
you and you fucking experience that it also helps put things into perspective
you know and not keep you too like hamdins the idea of like the you know
like oh like I'm this big important guy on mine like no no really you're just
gotta people find funny today they might not find you finding tomorrow right and
And then maybe you'll be able to sit there and like do enough with it that you can like support your family, you know
She'll like them
But I was crazy and then this time it was like I got everything going bad like so many things
Because like you guys have to understand that's never like I stopped trying right like
At least like once every month or two
I would like have this new thing this new project that I would try the this new like
Challenge I would try going for but it's like nothing would ever really like work
Nothing ever really gave me like that love for shimming again, you know, and
Nowadays what's nice is that I
Kind of like got it back, you know like that spark it's like there, you know, thanks to jinx the opposite. No, that's pretty sad
But yeah
She's chasing us oh
You're like really bad at the game
I'm not going to complain about that, so that's why it's honestly like cool, you know.
Because there were so many things that I tried during the last three years that just like
fell through.
Events I tried participating in, tournaments I tried competing in, teams that I tried creating
to compete in tournaments, people that I tried to like set up things with, and it's just
like everything would just always like, it's like it would feel like it was going to happen
and it was going to be good, and then it would just come crashing down.
And I swear to God, I'm not even kidding.
I must have been let down in terms of like things really just not going the way that
I thought they would.
So I'm like kind of like a set of perspective, not necessarily like, oh well I thought I was
going to like 1v9 here and I just didn't.
from a setup perspective like probably like at least 10 times here. Check the
donown. Oh yeah, let me look at this. And the CMS critter thing has her subs pinned
them once as well. Welcome back, Yandhi there in the gift as well. My hero is so
1v9 when trauma dumping. Well, it's because it's more of a thing of like, the
thing that I like about my streaming career is that there's a story behind it,
You know, it's not just like I go live every day and I play League of Legends like there's a story. There's arcs
There's like things that happen. You know, there's like time periods. There's there's right. There's rises. There's falls
There's fucking like challenges that dude like there's everything, you know, I mean
So that's why it's like cool and I can sit there and recount the stories
It's kind of like how people are gonna recount their like glory days
But you can say this moment in general to be the biggest moment or thing to happen to
you to our streaming career, yeah without a doubt for sure.
Because I think the interesting thing about the whole Jinxie thing too is that it's probably
like the first time that I even feel like included within the general Twitch scene as
well.
Because like what I mean by that is like like today for example the fact that
Jinx he was willing to include me in the and like the game night and stuff like
that like to actually feel like oh you know like I'm a streamer and I'm like
streaming with other shimmers I'm saying they were like doing content and
stuff like that you know it's the first time I really like feel like that ever
you know because in the past even when I would like let's say blow up or have
like really good like times or moments it never really translated into anything
other than like more people want to watch me play league you know so that's why
this time I feel like it's it's different right and the reason obviously
is because like since James enjoys doing stuff with many like once include me
and he's just like a great guy in that respect then it opened
you
and
started
yet that's what i'm saying is like crazy to me
is like in my head i was like already like down for the count you know i mean
like alright well it is what it is
time to hang it up wrap it up and see if we're going to do something else here
I remember the marathon where the Oilers would not stop and you decide to end the marathon
even though the timer was not done
yeah no I know what you mean so I'll tell you guys a story about that
so the first time I went to Korea
i had the craziest run that korea had ever seen at the time
and i had gone
uh... to challenge her in like ten days
with like
this good winrate and i was playing like thirty games a day right
and the reason why that run didn't end up in rank one
was because uh... the hotel that we're playing from
one of the streamers i was playing from the hotel got a key back and then when
he got a key back everyone do you want to go to a lot of other and greek felt in
terms of chemistry and how well your personalities work together. I actually
started watching Twitch daily. I'm glad that you're enjoying it.
So anyways what happens is at the hotel all the shimmers are getting banned
right and it literally became the thing where for legitimately two weeks straight
I would go on a new account I'd play on it for a day and then I would get banned
right and by the time that my flight was like gonna come I got in down literally
the day before that my flight was like set to bring me back to Canada and I
was like I'm gonna be honest I'm so mentally destroyed from all this that I
don't want to like do it like I'm not gonna extend my trip I'm just going home
right so what happens is that a few months later
Isn't it crazy how much she does?
So what ends up happening is that a few months later, I go to Germany for the first time,
and there is where I met my wife.
And while I was in Germany, I hit a 65% winrate, I believe, on Hecarim to challenge her Europe.
three days before I left Germany and it was actually like about two and a half
weeks before my career my next like Korea sub-a-thon was gonna start riot
actually nerfed the fuck out of jungle but when I tell you guys a nerve jungle
and I don't mean that's like they nerfed the cam the gold they get by five gold
per cam I mean that they nerf jungler in a way where it's like junglers would be
the same level as supports I'm not kidding you like it was fucking bad so the
The next time I went to Korea, Hecarim was in the most nerfed state ever.
Because they had just done these nerfs to some items that I enjoyed using with him.
Then they had also nerfed his synergy with those items.
Then they nerfed Jungler in general.
So I go to Korea and I do the sub-a-thon.
And every second comment was, wow, you're in a relationship now and you're inting the
game.
Go figure.
Wow.
You got in a relationship and now you fell off.
Go figure.
Wow, Dawn Test.
You gotta leave your relationship bro because you're playing like shit nowadays and it's
like it wasn't that.
You know like it's a fact that Riot literally nerfed everything that made my first career
trip good.
Right?
And yeah, I got to a point where it's like after about like three weeks of it or like
two and a half, three weeks, it was supposed to be an uncapped sell but then I was like
I need to end this.
Like I literally just want to kill myself.
Just so you guys can understand, I got to a point where at one point, Laura came down
Korea and at one point I was arguing with this one Korean dude in team chat because he was saying that I entered right and
He's like I killed you I killed you mom and I said yeah, you kill me mom bro come to fucking hotel
Come to a hotel in
This hotel in this city right now in this room and I'll fucking show you who's gonna fucking die
But I was doxing myself in the team chat bro because I was getting so tilted from this Korean tell me that my mom was dead
like I'm not it was fucked I was literally sitting there I was hitting
my my desk so hard that my hands were like splitting open and fucking bleeding
like it was it was fucked it was fucked right and yeah and then every single
message was wow don't test you got a relationship and now you're not good at
the game anymore it's like no you fucking retard has nothing to do with that
you fucking piece of shit bastard
yo you guys know what the fuck I'm talking about
thank you I'm not even determined to thank you
hey honestly I do not care about other people's opinion of you or the type of
content you create it's because at the end of the day at the end day I just
realized how meaningless I actually am to most people that are ever gonna be
involved in my content in any way so like what I mean by that is like you guys
are gonna scroll real right of me and you might be like dude what the fuck
Santa's doing but then you're gonna scroll and there's gonna be another real and another real and another real
You're gonna open my shim for an hour, right?
You're gonna be like well this guy's using his mind
But then you're gonna turn off your PC and you're gonna do your homework or you're gonna hang out with your friends, right?
You're gonna play League yourself, maybe and it's like the thing is that I
realized that I am not
important, right and
The thing is that realizing that you're not important to other people is a blessing
blessing, because then you realize that no matter how you are, how you're going to be
and all that, like you're insignificant, so it doesn't matter.
If I decide to go to school tomorrow, right, and I don't shower, yeah, I'm going to smell
like shit and people are going to say, oh, this guy smells like ass, what do they care?
You're just going to go and they're going to continue about their day, right?
So it's like when you realize how meaningless and insignificant you are to other people,
it opens up like a lot of doors for you to just be you, you know?
I was actually talking to Laura, Laura was talking to me about her recently, because at one point Laura was like,
did you know what I realized about being with you?
And I was like what? And she's like, I'm gonna be honest, I have no shame anymore.
And I was like, what do you mean? And she's like, because like you're so like shameless with like the way you run,
she didn't mean it in the mean way.
She's like, you like just don't give a fuck at all?
That it's like, I sit there and even me, I'm like, dude, why the fuck am I gonna care?
And like Dante's literally doesn't give a shit because if Dante's doesn't give a shit and he actually he does
Then what the fuck am I gonna like her about you know?
I was like yeah exactly like that. That's what I've been telling you baby like why even fucking care just be you who gives a shit
You know I mean
Like it's her just like just be fucking you who's good who's gonna care you know I
Want to sell this for this one
The entertainment you bring is the best part of some people's day, exactly, but I wanted
to listen to what you just said.
You just said the entertainment I bring, and this is what I'm trying to make you guys understand.
So that's the things I'm going to say that are going to make people laugh, the way that
I'm going to act on stream, the stories I'm going to talk about, right?
And that's why it's like at the end of the day, even if those stories make me seem cringe,
or even if they sit there and like, it's going to be something that people are going to laugh
or clip people are going to reference for years after.
It's like at the end of the day, it made people laugh, you know?
And it brightens their day and not so matters.
So that's why regardless of how you're going to sit there
and think, I'm cringe, I'm this, I'm that,
it's like I'm making people laugh, you know?
And I'm saying that people are enjoying my stuff,
so it's like, okay, I'm cringe.
You know, cool, I love being cringe.
What?
I'm really enjoying learning about your backstory.
It's very human. Some people call this being toxic. Others call it being shameless.
I see it as being authentic. I respect you for this. You're significant to me, like your streams, bro.
Thank you, Ron.
What?
I appreciate that.
I hope you're proud of yourself, dude. Junko for sure brings numbers.
to be honest you are hilarious all stream not just the four or less hours
jiddy is in call it's a great deal but thank you I feel so sorry
but I'm gonna be honest for me it's like it's hard for me to feel like
proud like I'm very happy with how things are going I'm like ecstatic to
wake up every day but the reason why I'm not gonna sit here and say I'm proud is
because for me it doesn't feel real yet right like it feels like I could wake up
tomorrow and it's like it was all just a dream. You know what I mean? And even though it's been
like a few weeks now, it's like it still feels like that, right? Which I don't think is a bad thing,
but it's like, for me, I don't feel proud. I just feel happy, right? And if that happiness
results in better dreams, then all the better, right? But yeah, no, that's the other thing,
though. For me as well, it's also a thing too of like, the reason I've always kind of like talked
about like my story my backstory everything that happened you know like things I've overcome and
stuff like that and security's fears whatever it just was you know people can relate to it like
everyone has their own struggles you know and if I can southern I can like give a story that is
like a way of me like kind of opening up a bit so to speak but that can help somebody that's
going through something as well and it's like they don't see the light at the end of the tunnel
And it's like, oh nice.
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donald?
Best hack on the world.
No, it's okay, I'll thank you for all welcome.
Thank you.
Whatever ended up happening with your heart problem.
So the heart problem, I ended up getting cleared of it
a few months after.
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donald?
To a point where now it's like there's not really
any issues anymore.
But yeah, it was a few months of like, it was bad.
It's just the kids.
Oh, shit.
Please, Nick.
I know it's only just a few shots.
Thank you, Ro.
We're gonna end with a crazy teamfight scene right for it.
Yeah, I know it was a few months where it's like I couldn't lift, I couldn't do anything, and it's like...
For me, it's like, in a normal scenario, like, I don't think it would have been that bad,
but considering everything that I was going through at the time, it just felt like,
damn, all this cancer and I can't even, like, lift.
Because I've always been a guy where it's like, I was always obsessed with the idea of never ending improvements, right?
I wake up every day, I improve my body through the gym, I improve my, let's say, career through my streams, and I improve my skill of League of Legends through playing the Loth, and that, for me, was like an obsession, right?
And the reason why it was an obsession was because I was like, if I'm not the best, then one day, anybody that I ever love, or anybody that I ever meet, or anyone that I ever, like, equine myself with, they'll leave me for someone that's better, you know?
And that's a mentality that's going to bring you places physically, right?
But it's going to bring you nowhere then too.
Oh fuck!
I'm just going to tell you that's all for a shot.
Thank you.
So like, what I mean by that, just to give you guys a bit of a thing,
because I think this is important to talk about especially nowadays,
because things like looks maxing are becoming popular.
are so hard every game.
Thank you for the nice words.
Last question.
How did you defeat complacency?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
So we'll talk about that.
We'll talk about that.
Let me mute the notifications for a minute.
So what ends up happening, right, is I've always been a guy that's obsessed with
improvement.
And the reason why is because I started off from a point in my life where I started
from zero on everything, right?
With my physique, I start off obese.
With my league ranks, I start off bronze.
With my streams, I start off one viewer.
And when you start off from the bottom, you realize how differently people treat you when
you have nothing versus when you have something, right?
You realize how different people are going to treat you when you're overweight versus
when you're athletic.
You realize how different people are going to treat you when they could gain something
off you or they can't, right?
And for me, it manifests in this way where it's like, I was saying that I was like, I
need to be the best, I need to be the best, I need to be the best.
And part of the reason why was because I was like, yeah, like if I'm not the best and people
are just going to lead me, they're going to like, whatever, you know.
So insecurity was on my driving factors, my driving motivators, my driving everything,
right?
Because for me, my insecurity is what allowed me to sit there and be like, I'm not good
enough yet because I'm still not the best, right?
And that's one of the reasons why I wanted to go for rank one.
one of the reasons why I wanted to be a big streamer, why I went to the gym every day,
all that, right?
But what's interesting about that mentality is that even when you have everything you
can possibly want, you feel like you have nothing, right?
I remember being at a point where I had 20,000 viewers in Korea and I felt so empty inside,
so empty that I'm not even shitting you, I would end my streams and I would literally
message 10 random girls that I love them for literally no reason other than I was like
if they say it back then maybe it'll fill that void for 5 seconds.
Not even shitting you.
That's how fucked it was.
So what ends up happening is eventually one day, I'm sitting there and I'm like, I'm going
to be honest, this mentality is not really helping me.
And I started dating Laura and even then it was like, I was dating Laura the right way
because the problem is that she isn't bad to me in any way whatsoever but the problem
with her is that she doesn't make me insecure. So as a result, I don't feel the need to
like keep grinding, right? So I would sit there, right? And every single day was like
this constant internal battle, because I was like, she's so great for me, and she's so
perfect for me. But is that really what I need? Or do I need to just like condemn myself
to like loneliness? Because at least in loneliness, I'll be able to push myself for even more
material right material wealth material success and all that and then maybe one
day when I feel like I have enough then I can like take a step back you know and
that was what ultimately led to the whole like breakup thing that happened I
think the third time we had gone to Germany where it's like at one point I
just broke up with her because I was like I can't do it anymore you know like
Like this constant nagging doubt and fear that I have that I'm wasting all my potential
that I'm not going to actually make it anywhere, that I'm never going to actually succeed or
be able to get back to my heights because I'm limiting myself by not being insecure anymore.
I don't know if I can deal with that.
And it didn't even take me 24 hours until I realized I made a mistake.
And it was actually kind of funny because one of the reasons why I actually ended up
realizing like this is one of the worst mistakes that I could ever make, is because after that
whole break up thing, I remember I went to the gym at one point and I was at the gym and I saw
literally like borderline crying because all I could think about was how in her free time she
plays these like silly little phone games. You know what I mean? And that's what she loves doing,
like these just like random phone games like these random mobile games and I
don't know why but that's literally all I could think about I was like she just
loves those fucking phone games man and it's like it was the most like a random
thing but I couldn't get it out of my head and then that's when I was like
wait I think I genuinely really love this person it's like my core you know what
I mean because for me before it was like love was just like a word you know but
then sitting there and like when it's just like that small thing that's gonna
evoke that you know it's like then I was like wait the fuck am I doing you know
suddenly I ended up like talking it over all that kind of stuff she agreed to
So, you know, like, help me work through it.
I ended up going to therapy, right, started therapy and stopped it for a bit.
We started again.
Today I'm still in it, you know, but just like to help me cope with those feelings and all
that.
And, yeah, nowadays we're like married, you know, and that was for me like a thing where
it's like, now I think back and I'm like, wow, I'm entering like a second prime, so
to speak, right?
And I'd argue that I'm probably the funniest I've ever been.
I'm also playing extremely well too, unlike so many different champs, like my gameplay
is not bad at all, you know.
And I'm doing it while I'm in a relationship, you know, while I have somebody that I love
while I'm married, you know, and it's like, it's like almost impossible to comprehend
or at least it would have been for me two or three years ago, right?
So to answer the guy that had the question about complacency, the thing about it is that
most of the time people's motivators are going to be external.
Or it'll be something like insecurity, which is internal, but it manifests itself externally.
And the problem is that when you remove these external motivators, the only person you really
have is like who you are you know and the thing is and the thing is like especially
for someone like me like I always prodded myself on being like this like warrior that
would like you know like overcome no matter the cost and all that kind of stuff but then
I was like I came to realize dude when push comes to shove am I really that dude like
I'm sitting there I always give up these different challenges I never really like follow through
with anything and then like I don't really feel like motivated about anything you know
like I just kind of go through the motions but it's like I say that I'm a warrior so
am I really or am I just like laughing you know and I'm gonna be honest for me overcoming
that complacency it never really happened you know like I would even say that to the
stay right had it not been for you know like Jinxie making me as coach and all kind of
stuff, would I still be complacent today? Probably, you know, honestly. But instead now, it's like I just feel
supported. And I think, you know, I'm going to be honest, now that I think about it, I think that's what it is. I'm
going to be honest, I think that's what it is. Because the thing is that it's like for me, for example, when it
comes like streaming and stuff like that, I'm going to have my family that supports me, my wife supports
I mean, my viewers support me and all that kind of stuff.
But when it's like, there are going
to be 1,000 people that say they like you
and they watch you every day.
And then there are going to be like tens of thousands
of people across the same community
that you're a part of, that thing you're this cringe retard
that you'd be better off hanging it up and all that kind
of stuff.
It's like, even though you have the support of the people
around you, the people that matter,
the fact that you feel like an outsider within your own realm,
that you feel like you don't belong there,
I think it impacts you a lot mentally, right?
So that's why for me, I think nowadays
one of the reasons why I kind of lost that complacency
is because nowadays I genuinely feel like
supported and welcomed in a way that I haven't
for like a very long time, you know?
Like if someone mentions my name,
I'm like another shame for example,
The chance of someone being like,
ah dude, fuck that guy, he's so cringe,
is like way lower than someone being like,
oh yeah, like he's actually kind of funny, you know?
And I think for me,
because I've always wanted a place like belong and feel that,
it kind of helps me with actually being willing
to be entertaining and wanting to give it my all,
because if I'm like, oh yeah, you know,
like I feel like it is at least somewhat appreciated, right?
By like a greater audience that doesn't just look at it
and necessarily just instantly clown on it,
or not even just clown on it, but just view it
as an outsider, that then it does help a lot with that.
So that's what I would say.
I would say maybe the complacency thing
does have to do with feelings of support.
And I really appreciate the premise, all of them.
Thank you.
Now that I've shared the lowest points to your Sherman
creator, let's turn it all down again,
but I'm not losing on the Shumtai.
Share some of the highlights.
one that comes to mind with the beginning of the season
challenge races, I have an Washington affairs,
so highlights.
You think that camp was so impacted policy?
I would say so, I would say so,
but I wish I was more open about a lot of stuff during it.
Because a lot of the stuff during the doctor's episode
was mean like posturing in ways like appear a certain way.
So I kind of wish I really like approached it
with like openness and that kind of stuff.
But I ain't on a notch guys for this.
But yeah, so like highlights of my career, okay in order I would say they're like
Off the top of my head
There have been a few highlights
So one of them obviously recently is the Jinxie thing the Jinxie coaching all that kind of stuff. I think is a big one
Another highlight of my career was the first career trip, right?
obviously another highlight was the first Europe trip that was like another
big one too because both of those trips were just like me really like overcoming
a lot of odds and really showing up and being like hey I'm not what you guys
think I am you're having like I'm better and then also like falling in love with
streaming again so I would say like those three for sure then there was this
This other thing where was the beginning of season challenge erases.
So there was one time that I did this thing and I used to do these things called Dante's
challenge erases.
Now what a Dante's challenge erase was was it was when a new split or season would start
I would get a group of let's say 20 challenger players that would all put in a 500 US dollar
buy-in right and the winner of the first person to the challenger would end up receiving the
whole pot of money.
So if there were 20 people, everyone puts in a 5-1-2-2-1 buy-in, you win, you win 10 grand.
Now the first time I did this race, everyone kind of viewed me as like this joke.
Like, don't test, bah!
Who gives a shit about don't test?
He's not going to make it.
There are all these other challenger players, I've been challenger for years.
Don't test, bah!
He's out of the running.
He's hosting the event.
Thanks for the free money, but that's about all he's doing.
So what ends up happening is I end up going on a fucking demon run, absolute fucking demon
run.
I was destroying everyone.
And I was neck and neck with TF Blade.
And for those that don't know, TF Blade is this guy that's this like rank one top laner.
Probably I would say like top two best top laners in NA, right?
He's hit rank three career rank one everywhere.
Like this guy's at another level, right?
And I was neck and neck with him.
And the thing was, is that day, TFBlade was streaming for 8 hours when I woke up, and
I was like, he's going to go to bed, but he didn't go into bed, right?
Because the thing is that the way that the Challenger cutoff works is at 3 am Eastern,
the ladder updates, and everyone that's above Challenger cutoff gets promoted to Challenger
if you're below you get demoted, etc.
So what happens is that that day, me and TF played starting from let's say 8pm, we were
both at like 350 LP and it was at a point where I should you know when I say that it's
like we would both win, we would both lose, we would both win, we would both lose and
we were literally like tied, okay?
So at one point we're sitting there and it's literally 2 o'clock in the morning AM and
He didn't even go to sleep because he knew that if he wanted to bed I would grind more than him
and I'd probably have to cut off before him so he like stayed awake right.
I was live for about 21 hours. He was live for about 28 or 29 and I sat there right and we were
both one win away from Challenger. We were both tied one win away. We were both in a different game
and whoever would have won would have been Challenger. Literally I shouldn't you know when I say
this guy's like 45 minutes before the cutoff ends so it's like it was like we
were both one man away from challenger both 45 minutes before the cutoff ends
and it's like he won I didn't I'm pretty sure if I'm not mistaken I got target
ban and target ends of that game though which was like unfortunate but it is what
it is right and that day I remember I was peeking like fucking 16,000 viewers
was like it was fucking crazy, right?
So that was another highlight for me.
Another highlight for me was at one point
I had gone to Brazil, right?
Because I was supposed to participate in this tournament
with a few other people,
but the tournament did not go through,
there was a whole shit show, whatever.
So at one point I said, you know what?
I'm gonna end up sitting here,
and I'm gonna actually go for Challenger in Brazil.
Because I haven't had Challenger yet,
I had Grandmaster and think of this, okay?
When the season ended in Brazil, I ended as the rank 301 Grandmaster,
which means that I was the rank one Grandmaster because top 200 is Challenger.
And the only reason why I didn't a Challenger is unironically because Qtams were so long there.
Oh, that sucks. That's really sad. It's because Qtams were so long.
signal. Qtimes were so long that it was impossible to find a game before like 15 minutes, right?
So I ended up ending that season, ranked 301, and then the new season starts, right? And I'm like,
whatever, playing casually, you know, whatever it is. So then at one point, Challenger Cutoff is 500LP,
right? Challenger Crop is 500 LP and I woke up that morning and I was about, I was 15 wins away.
So what's 15 times to 300? I woke up and I was 200 LP Grandmaster. Okay. And keep in mind that I
would gain about 20 LP for one. And I was like, I'm 16 wins away from Challenger Brazil, but I will
not sleep until I get it. And I want you guys to understand that when I woke up and I started
playing, okay, when I woke up and I started playing, it was like let's say 10 in the morning,
okay. So it ends up getting to a point where all the way until midnight, I'm about once
One to two wins away, one to two wins away, win, lose, win, lose, win, lose, win, lose, win, lose, win, lose, win, lose, whatever it is, right?
But I don't actually hit it.
So then I keep playing, I keep playing, I keep playing, I keep playing.
I look at the clock, it's 10 a.m. again.
I was playing for 24 hours.
So I knew that in five hours, right, we would have to leave for the airport, because that was the day we would leave.
you
couple of games and it's like wow that's 640. Bro my dad has been fucking crazy today. Jesus.
Let's run this one too. I didn't say anything. Can you explain why you path away from double
I can explain if you got him too.
Who does he think he has a lot of heart?
Let's go for him.
Nice.
Oh my god, wait, wait.
Alright, we're going to win this one, guys, we got a big daddy who's got this one.
I don't know if we win this one, not that many, I don't know if we win this one, it's
like 1v5.
What do you think of Joe and Ron?
They're nice, they're cool.
It's just always like a bit awkward though like when I first meet people
Because like I don't want to be like the guy that wants him that inserts himself in every convoy
You know, but the thing is like as a streamer normally, it's like that's who you want to be
You know, it's different if it's like League of Legends oriented because I can really like take like a friend
But it's like if it's just regular conversations just talking and like a group setting. I'm always gonna be like the silent guy, you know, I
I do really well when I'm like one-on-ones with people or it's like if I'm the talkative
one out of a group of people that are typically silent, they might do well, but if I'm like
a group of people that are like, I'd show her it's kind of like.
I'm glad you feel supported by the streaming community now, you deserve it.
I feel like it's hard for league streamers to branch out.
The only other league streamer I can think of that's known by other communities is Tyler
1.
His fanbase is still strong.
My goat, on my rank up back to masters, I somehow play my Heimerdinger into T.S.
later in his smurf and turbo sprint the game of T.I.
When Zero's in my life, I can make a reticule about it, it can be like, dude, smurfs are
ruining my life when they're surfing, so...
Nice!
What the fuck is that zen healing, guys?
What am I looking at?
Yo, what?
Not if you expect to actually make it as a streamer, if you aren't the honest truth.
Like especially nowadays making it as a streamer is like the hardest thing they can make it
as because of how like oversaturated and like relatively underpaid it is.
Now the reason why I say relatively underpaid is because if you compare somebody I'd like for example
Like if you compare like let's say the level of like monetary success that the top let's say
5% are gonna make as like streamers versus youtubers and something like close, you know
And you to do YouTube is also like way more evergreen has way more potential way more like
a possibility that my streaming does as well. So if you want to get into content creation
in general, getting in as a streamer, you don't do it because you expect to succeed. You do it
because you want to chill a community that you hang out with. But if you're going to be like,
yeah, I want to give streaming a shock, maybe I could be a big time streamer. You can do it if
you want, but you're better off at that point than you do it as a part time thing and have
other shit going on. That's one of the reasons why for me, when I first went full time with
streaming after the first time I tried going full time and just failed miserably, it was
when I was averaging like, it's when I was averaging like literally thousands of viewers
And I was like, even if I have a bad month or two,
I know that my vir count and shit like that
is high enough that I can solve a stable income.
And that's considering the fact that my parents
were also really supportive of me, too.
My dad was more of the realist.
My mom was more of the dreamer.
And my dad was more like, are you sure you want to take off
school?
Are you sure?
And my mom was more like, all right,
fucking gopher do you know i know but yeah i wouldn't recommend you getting into
shimming if you like plan on making it you're like full-time thing and you're
like yeah i'm i'm gonna become like the next big thing is probably not gonna work
how's it feel to be in your 19th prime feels cool bro feels cool
It's just like really insane though because I never thought that it could have ever gotten better
than it did during my first career trip.
So that's why now being able to see that it's like...
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