WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:12.000 Don't tell me your story, cause I know you ain't walking around in regret. 00:12.000 --> 00:22.000 At the end of the story, you'll find a new friend you will never forget. 00:22.000 --> 00:34.000 You need our hand, baby, I will guide you We can get lost now that I have found you 00:34.000 --> 00:38.000 You feel the world burnin' 00:46.000 --> 00:49.000 Jump high with me baby 00:49.000 --> 00:54.000 Let's fly to the moon and then back when we're done 00:56.000 --> 00:59.000 You make me crazy 00:59.000 --> 01:03.000 Please stay cause I can't do this all on my own 01:34.000 --> 01:39.000 That's all you need to be crazy, please stay 01:39.000 --> 01:42.000 Cause I can't do this all on my own 01:44.000 --> 01:47.000 That you need no cares 02:34.000 --> 02:57.400 How is everybody doing today? 02:57.400 --> 02:58.400 What is up? 02:58.400 --> 03:03.280 I'm Demo, they've made months like a month, thank you. 03:03.280 --> 03:05.720 Let's get guys! How's everyone doing today? 03:05.720 --> 03:07.080 I'm so sorry. 03:07.080 --> 03:10.560 Guys, I had to have a discussion with my wife today. 03:11.720 --> 03:13.320 And the reason why is because she asked me, 03:13.320 --> 03:16.400 she's like, why are you wearing a SpongeBob shirt? 03:16.400 --> 03:19.040 And I told her, I was like, because it's a leg day. 03:19.040 --> 03:20.360 And she didn't get it. 03:20.360 --> 03:22.800 So I had to explain to her, right? 03:22.800 --> 03:26.120 That when it's a leg day, you wear whatever the fuck you want. 03:26.120 --> 03:28.640 When it's a chest day, you wear a tank top. 03:28.640 --> 03:31.080 And then when it's a back day, you also wear a tank top. 03:31.080 --> 03:37.120 So it's like, having a leg day is literally like you can rob whatever the fuck you want, you know what I mean? 03:37.760 --> 03:39.920 YES FOR GETTING VU BOTTED BODY! 03:39.920 --> 03:41.760 Yes, yes, I know, bro. 03:42.200 --> 03:44.720 YES! I KNOW SOMEONE SENT 10K BOTS! 03:44.720 --> 03:45.220 I know. 03:47.080 --> 03:51.040 You don't need to spam your fucking, uh, your fucking bullshit robot. 03:51.640 --> 03:52.600 What's good, Leroy? 03:53.000 --> 03:53.840 It's a McKelsen. 03:54.280 --> 03:55.000 A Vajra. 03:55.600 --> 03:56.720 It's a touchdown. 03:57.000 --> 03:58.360 Tea party, Joshua. 03:58.760 --> 03:59.480 It's good keegs. 04:01.080 --> 04:06.920 what's god done we will be is there any jinx you coaching today um maybe I'm gonna 04:06.920 --> 04:10.460 be done for we got more time for anything 04:10.960 --> 04:21.160 alright guys guys guys type one if you guys want to see a magic trick yes or 04:21.160 --> 04:32.200 know who wants to see a magic trick one okay abrah let's get it done let's get 04:32.200 --> 04:37.080 done we will be is there any jinx you coaching today um maybe I'm gonna be 04:37.080 --> 04:47.080 done for the gum or something all right guys guys guys type one if you guys 04:47.080 --> 04:49.080 I just want to see a magic trick. 04:50.780 --> 04:51.780 Yes or no? 04:51.780 --> 04:53.380 Who wants to see a magic trick? 04:53.380 --> 04:54.080 One? 04:54.080 --> 04:55.580 Okay. 04:55.580 --> 04:57.080 Abra? 04:57.080 --> 04:58.380 I don't want to... 04:58.380 --> 05:01.580 KADABRA! 05:01.580 --> 05:03.780 Alright, we're good now. 05:03.780 --> 05:05.880 30 second delay inputted. 05:05.880 --> 05:08.780 Okay, so for those that missed yesterday's stream, 05:08.780 --> 05:13.180 we are actually back in Grandmaster at 609LP. 05:13.180 --> 05:15.380 I think we're gonna be doing a lot of dynas today though. 05:15.380 --> 05:17.380 Like the Diana has been fucking clean as fuck though. 05:19.180 --> 05:22.580 I mean a lot of Diana and a lot of the rim today. 05:23.380 --> 05:25.380 Diana, Hacker, M609LP. 05:25.880 --> 05:27.880 I think that only puts us a couple of wins away. 05:28.380 --> 05:30.380 It wins away from the challenge if I'm not mistaken. 05:35.380 --> 05:38.380 Getting view-budded already? Yeah, I know, I know. 05:38.880 --> 05:40.880 Trust me, it's like, I don't know why they're doing it. 05:40.880 --> 05:41.880 I don't know why they're doing it. I don't know, whatever. 05:45.380 --> 05:47.380 You told us this yesterday didn't you? 05:47.380 --> 05:49.380 It was funny when you did. 05:49.380 --> 05:52.380 But uh, I've been there in the three months I'm back. 05:52.380 --> 05:53.380 Thank you. 05:53.380 --> 05:55.380 Good morning, that's a great morning. 05:55.380 --> 05:58.380 Me and Mo went to get a frozen yogurt bro. 05:58.380 --> 06:01.380 I had passion fruit, she had the normal one. 06:01.380 --> 06:03.380 Hit the spot. 06:03.380 --> 06:05.380 It's good to be Mo! 06:07.380 --> 06:09.380 I don't know what you're talking about. 06:09.380 --> 06:11.380 I don't know what you're talking about. 06:11.380 --> 06:14.380 And uh, Alex there, until once I was walking back. 06:14.380 --> 06:20.020 back thank you I'm story max for four games straight last night I went through 06:20.020 --> 06:25.860 one dropping 20 kill dana games every game yeah I know it's actually unreal 06:26.340 --> 06:31.900 finally you're getting the recognition you deserve it's view bots bro listen 06:31.900 --> 06:39.980 it's view bots bro I died during the banners good enough I do some little 06:39.980 --> 06:45.660 jungling, uh, pay attention to your map big time. Always pay attention to your map. And 06:45.660 --> 06:48.460 uh, luna take them and probably welcome. Thank you. 06:48.460 --> 06:57.060 Oh, dauntas got the least. It's a good kitty. What is someone viewbot? Why? What did they 06:57.060 --> 07:02.740 gain? I mean it's just to give you cancer, like that's unironically all it is. They 07:02.740 --> 07:07.980 do this shit to give you cancer, so then afterwards you're like, I don't know. Fuck 07:37.980 --> 07:40.780 I'm feeling good today. Feeling very very very good. 07:42.780 --> 07:45.780 CCB has been crazy the last few days, bell- 07:47.180 --> 07:50.380 You know what? Yeah, it has been. It's been amazing, though. 07:54.180 --> 07:59.380 Do you see Don Kranze's video? They said though, out of feature-wise streamers themselves can sight-cap on the viewers. 07:59.980 --> 08:01.180 Yeah, I did see that. 08:03.380 --> 08:07.580 What's good, B-man? And, uh, Grandma out there in the farm, welcome. Thank you. 08:37.980 --> 08:47.820 be a good day don't ask me why but I have a good friend out today and I saw 08:47.820 --> 08:52.580 during five guests it pretty sad thank you Rome but this reject not showing up 08:52.580 --> 09:00.740 stream running but I'm right here what the fuck 09:07.980 --> 09:09.220 All right, is everybody ready? 09:11.860 --> 09:13.480 It's hard to bot focus, we gotta do it here. 09:14.980 --> 09:17.420 Okay guys, after tango the subs after the game, 09:17.620 --> 09:19.140 because now we need to focus on winning. 09:21.940 --> 09:25.220 Hey, don't tell us that, will you please be gay for 20 minutes with me? 09:25.340 --> 09:26.580 Yeah, but not gonna happen. 09:27.180 --> 09:29.020 So I burst your ball, but it ain't gonna happen. 09:37.980 --> 09:41.980 Okay, so what we have to do is we have to put our top to bottom clear. 09:41.980 --> 09:45.980 The thing that I like about here is that they don't have an exhaust except on Yas. 09:47.980 --> 09:48.980 Why? 09:51.980 --> 09:52.980 Like it's just... 10:07.980 --> 10:09.980 This is a great scene, yeah. 10:09.980 --> 10:11.980 I know that. 10:11.980 --> 10:14.980 But I think I'm going to be 10:14.980 --> 10:16.980 just like this. 10:17.980 --> 10:19.980 I'm gonna try to laugh. 10:20.980 --> 10:22.980 I just want to laugh. 10:23.980 --> 10:25.980 I'm gonna do whatever I want to do. 10:27.980 --> 10:29.980 I'm gonna try to laugh. 10:30.980 --> 10:32.980 I'm gonna try to laugh. 10:32.980 --> 10:34.980 I'm gonna try to laugh. 10:34.980 --> 10:36.980 I'm gonna try to laugh. 10:36.980 --> 11:06.960 I'm good, okay, so 11:06.960 --> 11:08.960 So what we're gonna do now is we're gonna play with our bot side clear. 11:14.960 --> 11:18.960 You are muted? Yeah that was intentional. If I wasn't muted I would be banned on Twitch right now. 11:18.960 --> 11:22.960 Okay so what we're gonna do now is we're gonna play for the Wolves and the Apro to look on the bot side. 11:22.960 --> 11:29.960 block up 11:31.520 --> 11:34.640 and the shaking is that there's nothing that we can really do about playing for 11:34.640 --> 11:38.040 top side so the only thing that we really can do is just play for the uh... 11:38.040 --> 11:39.640 double-crab here 11:39.640 --> 11:43.520 as long as it's not getting cops on 11:43.520 --> 11:46.600 guessing there's any chance of a double-crab here 11:46.600 --> 11:50.060 i would uh... 11:50.060 --> 11:53.220 Ooh, wait, he's still topside it? Wow, you are so fucking bad, bro. 11:53.580 --> 11:55.020 You are so fucking bad. 12:00.380 --> 12:00.880 What? 12:07.180 --> 12:07.680 What? 12:08.860 --> 12:10.020 Wait, what the fuck? 12:10.700 --> 12:12.380 What did this guy even do? 12:14.460 --> 12:16.140 Yo, I'm not even kidding! 12:17.300 --> 12:19.540 What the fuck did this guy even do? 12:20.060 --> 12:34.060 Wait. So, he took my blue, or he took my red, then he reset, and instantly cleared his bot side bot to top. That's fucking strange. 12:34.060 --> 12:41.060 Okay, so anywhere that my Echo can get a ward on this wrapper count, Phil. We need a ward on this wrapper count, but we need it now. 12:41.060 --> 12:43.060 Nice, friggin. 12:45.060 --> 12:47.060 Please come. 12:50.060 --> 12:52.120 you 13:20.060 --> 13:22.120 you 13:50.060 --> 13:52.120 you 14:20.060 --> 14:22.120 you 14:50.060 --> 14:52.120 you 15:20.060 --> 15:22.120 you 15:50.060 --> 16:03.060 I should have done. 16:03.060 --> 16:08.060 So I should have a really good feeling about it. 16:08.060 --> 16:14.060 I know, just reset. 16:14.060 --> 16:19.820 Well if he has chop and he doesn't see her flame, yeah that doesn't matter. 16:19.820 --> 16:22.940 Even if he doesn't see anything I'm typing, the fact that I'm at least getting it out 16:22.940 --> 16:25.820 of my system is helping me immensely. 16:25.820 --> 16:31.580 There's nothing for me to do for this on best so like you're all in three or losing lane 16:31.580 --> 16:35.020 solo like it is with this rough. 16:35.020 --> 16:41.580 Our best sign would be if we just played for the blue and we're not for blue we just 17:11.580 --> 17:14.020 Because I'm gonna give you the most like horrible advice ever 17:16.020 --> 17:21.140 It's like my word of wisdom would be tap your fucking degree cuz they eyes gonna steal that job in like the next two years 17:21.140 --> 17:24.920 Anyways, like I'm telling you I'm like full tumor pill right now 17:25.220 --> 17:28.940 I've always played versus fucking cocksucker for my first game of the day like 17:31.300 --> 17:33.500 We are not in a good space mentally right now 17:33.500 --> 17:39.380 I'm gonna be real people like we are not in like an advice giving like wholesome spacemen to now. It's just fuck 17:41.580 --> 17:48.580 and 17:58.700 --> 18:05.700 right was actually paper listen to you 18:05.700 --> 18:12.700 I mean dude, she wants me to gank for what bro? 18:12.700 --> 18:16.380 You're 0-3-0 on Yas like fucking 2000 gold on you. 18:16.380 --> 18:21.820 If I gank I'm just wasting my own time and I'm just gonna die with the causics again. 18:21.820 --> 18:25.340 Are they just gonna run around and just like refugie max this game? 18:25.340 --> 18:30.060 If I can farm a camp by farm a camp if not I just like try not to die. 18:30.060 --> 18:32.460 I know we helped our Katarina, Tyra, Kama, Karis, us. 18:35.760 --> 18:38.760 Now, there is a chance I'm getting made love for something here though, we'll see. 18:57.960 --> 18:59.460 I don't even know why I tried helping. 19:00.060 --> 19:09.340 But like as if me ever even like, oh, I don't want to scream this early in the day, bro. 19:09.340 --> 19:10.580 We're not even one game in. 19:10.580 --> 19:15.820 Oh, we're not in one game in today, whoo, we're not in one game in today. 19:15.820 --> 19:22.420 Of course I just have to play versus a cancer cock sucker that fucking level one invades 19:22.420 --> 19:23.420 me. 19:23.420 --> 19:29.660 A fucking disgusting 30 fucking cancer cock sucker fucking bastard that just level one 19:29.660 --> 19:32.340 fucking invades my red level one. 19:32.340 --> 19:34.840 Oh, holy shit. 19:39.060 --> 19:41.420 OK, we just hit the boss and then we walk on the crab. 19:53.420 --> 19:58.180 OK, we're going to have to look on the crab here. 19:58.180 --> 20:02.180 Bro's mental is so bad, you know what it feels like dude? 20:03.180 --> 20:11.180 It's like imagine you break up with someone, right, and then you enter the dating market three years later. 20:12.180 --> 20:18.180 And then on your first date, on your first date, you see that she's texting other guys, right? 20:19.180 --> 20:23.180 And then she makes you pay for the whole meal, and then she insults you to your face, right? 20:23.180 --> 20:34.620 And it's like, it's like what the fuck do you even say after that? 20:34.620 --> 20:35.620 You know what I mean? 20:35.620 --> 20:40.020 It's like it's your first date in three years and this is what you're fucking dealing with 20:40.020 --> 20:41.020 bro. 20:41.020 --> 20:42.020 You know what I mean? 20:42.020 --> 20:45.020 Like this is what you're fucking dealing with. 20:45.020 --> 20:50.900 And now I already know I'm getting invaded on this shit too. 20:50.900 --> 21:03.500 what's my what's my alternative oh nice oh no why do I even have hope why do I 21:03.500 --> 21:06.940 even have hope it's not even one in beating me 21:06.940 --> 21:09.940 IT'S THREE! 21:09.940 --> 21:10.940 KILL GARC- 21:14.940 --> 21:15.940 In game. 21:24.940 --> 21:28.940 And now Jan is the funding as both sides so I can't even invade the clubs. 21:32.940 --> 21:33.940 I'm sorry. 21:36.940 --> 21:38.940 Ahhhh... 21:40.620 --> 21:42.620 Heheheheh... 21:42.620 --> 21:44.620 Ahhhh... 21:44.620 --> 21:47.620 I see what you're doing here, Riot! 21:47.620 --> 21:50.620 I see what you're doing here, Riot! 21:50.620 --> 21:53.120 You fucking bastards! I know what you're doing! 21:53.120 --> 21:56.120 You just want me to crash outside, so I lose every game for the rest of the day. 21:56.120 --> 21:58.120 I don't care if I lose the first one. 21:58.120 --> 22:00.120 I'll just win the second one, then it's like the first one never happened. 22:06.940 --> 22:11.940 It's fine. I don't care. I don't care. Even if I lose the first time, I won't have the other game today. 22:36.940 --> 22:38.940 I 23:06.940 --> 23:33.660 You know what it's like? 23:33.660 --> 23:39.720 It feels like, imagine you're like the mentally disabled kid at school, right, because that 23:39.720 --> 23:42.840 comes with the early game. 23:42.840 --> 23:45.420 And then you get bullied by everyone at school, right. 23:45.420 --> 23:49.140 You get bullied by this one bully, right. 23:49.140 --> 23:52.780 And then it's like at one point it gets to this point where it's like you start avoiding 23:52.780 --> 23:53.900 that bully. 23:53.900 --> 23:58.200 So now you actually don't have to worry about getting like beat up by him. 23:58.200 --> 24:03.940 But then his dad comes to the school and his dad starts beating the shit out of you. 24:03.940 --> 24:08.640 And it's like what the fuck do I even do now? 24:08.640 --> 24:13.160 Because like at first yeah sure it was the bully, but now when the bully's dad is beating 24:13.160 --> 24:18.380 the fuck out of me like alright what now? 24:18.380 --> 24:20.040 What the fuck do I even do now? 24:20.040 --> 24:21.040 You know what I mean? 24:21.040 --> 24:24.640 like what the fuck do I even do now? what do I even do now? genuinely 24:29.920 --> 24:33.320 like what the fuck, like what the fuck do I even do? 24:40.640 --> 24:44.800 like you have theft, yeah I mean I guess that theft thing is the only fucking place in it 24:45.920 --> 24:47.280 I'm not wrong with that I guess it is 24:51.040 --> 24:53.040 now i'm maybe carrying the one behind us, who knows 25:09.040 --> 25:11.040 nice! i'm glad echo got it 25:11.040 --> 25:13.040 of all the people to get the shutdown, i'm glad it's echo 25:21.040 --> 25:25.040 That's just fucking nuts. 25:25.040 --> 25:30.040 Keep farming your jungle! 25:30.040 --> 25:34.040 I can't you fucking idiot! 25:34.040 --> 25:37.040 I want me full on every camp! 25:37.040 --> 25:41.040 You stupid fuck! 25:44.040 --> 25:48.040 Keep farming your jungle or you are redone! 25:51.040 --> 26:20.040 I can't run low key. 26:20.040 --> 26:33.420 I've helped bro type to XD, yeah that's what your face is gonna look like after I 26:33.420 --> 26:36.920 sell you to the Mexican cartel and they fucking like gouge your eyes out in an 26:36.920 --> 26:42.400 X format in the game. That's really crazy to say. Wow. Alright now we need to do a 26:42.400 --> 26:48.040 silly dance so everyone knows I'm not serious so I can avoid cancellation. 26:50.040 --> 26:53.040 look how silly I am guys 26:53.040 --> 26:57.040 look how silly I am 26:57.040 --> 27:01.040 no nothing I say is serious I'm just so fucking silly 27:01.040 --> 27:06.040 so what are the chances you sell 27:06.040 --> 27:10.040 don't hit challenger just so you can let JYNXC 27:10.040 --> 27:13.040 I beat you up for content 27:13.040 --> 27:16.040 look at the chances, fucking stab you float open in front of your 27:16.040 --> 27:18.320 Yeah, you know what's up, buddy? 27:18.320 --> 27:19.880 Thank you for the donation. 27:19.880 --> 27:21.680 Ah, that's a great question, bro. 27:21.680 --> 27:23.480 I'll give back to you. 27:23.480 --> 27:25.480 I'm gonna give it to you, mom, as soon as I can. 27:36.760 --> 27:39.720 Gave me a boner and not gonna lie. 27:39.720 --> 27:41.920 I don't know what to say. 27:41.920 --> 27:43.440 OK, we also got another dragon here. 27:43.440 --> 27:44.560 Maybe, like, we played to med. 27:46.040 --> 28:01.340 We have to look on the stairs Jesus 28:01.340 --> 28:14.620 Oh my god break out break out 28:14.620 --> 28:16.620 What if I die? 28:16.620 --> 28:18.620 Oh wait. 28:18.620 --> 28:20.620 Wait wait. 28:30.620 --> 28:32.620 I haven't gotten someone, I got this. 28:44.620 --> 28:48.060 You know what, you know what it, dude, you know what it is. 29:14.620 --> 29:16.680 you 29:44.620 --> 29:46.680 you 30:14.620 --> 30:16.680 you 30:44.620 --> 30:46.680 you 31:14.620 --> 31:16.680 you 31:44.620 --> 32:05.940 This is like unbelievable real talk 32:05.940 --> 32:22.540 There's a chance someone tries to break in and this Hossick's house keeps playing real. 32:22.540 --> 32:23.700 It ain't looking good. 32:23.700 --> 32:28.700 I just want to go in on this, let's go for it. 32:39.700 --> 32:44.700 At dawn test, are you angry, Alsonian? 32:49.700 --> 32:52.700 Pizza Parker, you know what I hope? 32:53.700 --> 32:56.200 You know what I hope? 32:56.200 --> 33:02.020 I hope that tomorrow, tonight, you fall asleep. 33:02.020 --> 33:05.020 You wake up, you open your eyes, and you 33:05.020 --> 33:12.460 feel leather bands digging into your wrists and your ankles. 33:12.460 --> 33:14.780 You try moving. 33:14.780 --> 33:16.380 Where am I? 33:16.380 --> 33:21.580 You look around, and then you see my face. 33:21.580 --> 33:25.660 You're like wait, Don Tess, where am I? 33:25.660 --> 33:29.220 And in my hand, I'm holding a torch, right? 33:29.220 --> 33:33.220 And then I sit there and I'm like, well, pizza parker. 33:33.220 --> 33:35.860 You like pizza, huh? 33:35.860 --> 33:39.780 And you look at me, you're like, Don Tess, yeah, yeah, 33:39.780 --> 33:41.260 I like pizza. 33:41.260 --> 33:42.900 Can you please let me go? 33:42.900 --> 33:43.860 And I'm like, wait! 33:43.860 --> 33:52.920 and forever and then you're like 33:52.920 --> 33:58.840 don't us of course I like pizza please let me go and I tell you I'll do even 33:58.840 --> 34:04.200 better Parker I'll turn you into what you love most and then I walk up to you 34:04.200 --> 34:11.040 with the torch right and I put it on your skin you're your flesh sizzling and 34:11.040 --> 34:26.360 burning. Let me go. Parker screaming screaming in agony. You look down. You see all the flesh 34:26.360 --> 34:33.200 from your side slowly melting off your skin. You look down at the ground and you see below 34:33.200 --> 34:40.000 you a big fucking pizza pie. And I look at you and I say Parker, we already have the 34:40.000 --> 34:45.440 bread and we have the fucking tomatoes Parker only thing we're missing is the 34:45.440 --> 34:51.600 cheese and then I fucking burn your skin 34:54.160 --> 35:03.000 in-game obviously you fucking piece of shit fuck you Parker 35:03.000 --> 35:08.280 Ah, man. 35:08.280 --> 35:11.520 And uh, wow, what the fuck did I even lock in this game? 35:11.520 --> 35:12.520 Jesus. 35:12.520 --> 35:13.520 Maybe a Wukong? 35:13.520 --> 35:18.040 Nah, a Wukong, no. 35:18.040 --> 35:19.520 Loki Dan looks good. 35:19.520 --> 35:20.520 On. 35:20.520 --> 35:24.520 I need to thank all the subs and everything. 35:24.520 --> 35:27.520 Uh, nice. 35:27.520 --> 35:29.880 Okay. 35:29.880 --> 35:34.080 The Friar Theorem of Prime will be on for 20 months, so I'll come back. 35:34.080 --> 35:38.200 Devil Monkey, Baba, things like that, so it's free-care Theorem of Sub-A-Soul, Diego, 35:38.200 --> 35:40.960 Theorem of Two Months, and Mystery Theorem of Prime as well. 35:40.960 --> 35:41.960 Thank you guys. 35:41.960 --> 35:42.960 What? 35:42.960 --> 35:48.000 Wait, are you wearing the SpongeBob T-Shirt and Mini-Skirt combo? 35:48.000 --> 35:50.160 No, I don't have the Mini-Skirt yet. 35:50.160 --> 35:52.640 Ooh, what is this song? 35:52.640 --> 35:53.640 What? 35:53.640 --> 35:55.840 Wait guys, guys, guys, the day might be saved. 35:55.840 --> 35:56.840 You're in a movie director. 35:56.840 --> 35:58.920 Loki, Loki, the day might be saved. 35:58.920 --> 36:00.920 listen 36:28.920 --> 36:30.920 I'm gonna be your friend 36:30.920 --> 36:31.920 I'm gonna fuck you 36:31.920 --> 36:32.920 I'm gonna fuck you 36:32.920 --> 36:33.920 I'm gonna fuck you 36:33.920 --> 36:36.920 Ooh, I need 36:36.920 --> 36:39.920 In the human energy 36:39.920 --> 36:44.920 Who can make my life complete 36:44.920 --> 36:46.920 It's all 36:47.920 --> 36:48.920 By you 36:48.920 --> 36:51.920 The music makes you 36:51.920 --> 36:55.920 It's all we're gonna do 36:58.920 --> 37:05.920 Let's get the fuck done now, baby. Who's right for this fucking game? 37:11.920 --> 37:13.920 I'm fucking ready for this one, baby. 37:15.920 --> 37:17.920 I'm fucking ready for this one, baby. Let's go. 37:17.920 --> 37:18.920 Let's go! 37:27.920 --> 37:28.920 What the fuck? 37:28.920 --> 37:29.920 What the fuck?! 37:29.920 --> 37:32.920 What the fuck is this job?! 37:33.920 --> 37:34.920 Nice, Dave Ruin! 37:34.920 --> 37:37.920 Dave Ruin after this shit fucking job! 37:37.920 --> 37:38.920 Goddamn it! 37:43.920 --> 37:45.920 Beauty and the Beast 37:47.920 --> 37:56.920 All right guys, we gotta get this shit going fucking crazy mode right now. 37:56.920 --> 38:00.600 The first game I did was some lucky second game of the day, it's gonna be a fucking 38:00.600 --> 38:03.600 juice round feeling this. 38:03.600 --> 38:09.880 We generally have not been underperforming on the dynas recently, my dynas been so 38:09.880 --> 38:10.880 insane recently. 38:10.880 --> 38:15.880 Like not even showing guys, my dynas fucking wild. 38:15.880 --> 38:22.120 Not a beat, it's a beauty and a beat. 38:45.880 --> 38:47.940 you 39:15.880 --> 39:17.940 you 39:45.880 --> 39:47.940 you 40:15.880 --> 40:17.940 you 40:45.880 --> 40:47.940 you 41:15.880 --> 41:17.880 You 42:45.880 --> 42:47.880 Fallen! 42:48.380 --> 42:50.380 They're a king! 42:51.380 --> 42:53.380 And the ground! 42:54.380 --> 42:56.380 All of them! 42:57.380 --> 42:59.380 I can use you! 43:00.380 --> 43:02.380 Call my name! 43:03.380 --> 43:05.380 Hard to solve! 43:08.380 --> 43:09.380 Wait for it! 43:09.380 --> 43:11.380 I'm alone! 43:45.880 --> 43:47.880 Oh 44:15.880 --> 44:16.720 Oh, fuck! 44:26.280 --> 44:27.140 Wow! 44:27.140 --> 44:28.900 That was a fucking juicer, Loki. 44:29.260 --> 44:30.440 That was actually crazy. 44:30.840 --> 44:31.680 Jakey! 44:31.700 --> 44:34.060 Holy fuck, bro, thank you! 44:34.060 --> 44:35.020 Jesus! 44:35.520 --> 44:38.300 I'm gonna go there and the Bob us all, fuck me! 44:38.540 --> 44:41.480 Ruki there in the sub two, trigger there in two ones. 44:41.640 --> 44:42.480 NK... 44:42.480 --> 44:48.720 they win the prime and so on rule is 7 to 1 so much thank you guys 44:48.720 --> 44:56.800 wow now that song actually okay went crazy we might have to listen to that one again though 44:56.800 --> 44:58.080 what the fuck was that 44:58.080 --> 45:03.120 listen to some other ones 45:03.120 --> 45:05.000 yo you guys know motherfuckin don't 45:05.000 --> 45:06.320 what song was that 45:06.320 --> 45:08.320 I 45:08.920 --> 45:11.240 Begone my conquer playlist I just added it 45:13.080 --> 45:15.080 Listen to some more juicers guys 45:36.320 --> 46:01.320 I'm not helping he has ult. 46:01.320 --> 46:03.320 Hey guys, it could be a 1v9er. 46:03.320 --> 46:06.320 A lil fucking Dantez v9er right now, let's get it done. 46:24.320 --> 46:26.320 Walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk. 46:31.320 --> 46:38.320 She's really real socket though, what the fuck? 47:01.320 --> 47:12.320 We might have to burn our butts down to the dragon here, honestly. 47:12.320 --> 47:16.320 So you're Halloween? 47:16.320 --> 47:17.320 I challenge you. 47:17.320 --> 47:19.320 Such a bitch-ass boy. 47:19.320 --> 47:20.320 Never. 47:20.320 --> 47:21.320 Oh god. 47:21.320 --> 47:24.320 Ooh, that one was a little too crazy. 47:31.320 --> 47:57.040 Let's see if we can find a juicer for us, are you guys ready? 47:57.040 --> 48:00.040 Let's see this one. 48:27.040 --> 48:29.100 you 48:57.040 --> 48:59.100 you 49:27.040 --> 49:29.100 you 49:57.040 --> 49:59.100 you 50:27.040 --> 50:29.100 you 50:57.040 --> 50:59.040 You 51:13.320 --> 51:17.720 Yeah, top gang getting all possible the gang I don't mean it's either though 51:20.680 --> 51:25.200 2000 bits what the fuck and her Lena there in this free shot. Thank you 51:27.040 --> 51:34.040 I'm trying to see if I can get a win going, but I don't know, we have to find it. 51:46.040 --> 51:47.040 Nice! 52:17.040 --> 52:18.240 What do we go for here? 52:25.040 --> 52:27.040 Honestly, I'm gonna go Merchads and Gozones. 52:40.040 --> 52:41.040 Ah, I only got that? 52:41.040 --> 52:42.040 What is it? 52:44.540 --> 52:45.040 Fine. 52:47.040 --> 53:00.680 The music's got me going high 53:00.680 --> 53:02.440 Alright, let's see what I can do, you guys. 53:02.440 --> 53:12.920 Yo, you guys know motherfuckers don't? 53:12.920 --> 53:15.360 Maybe we just like lose luck on this one, I'm a good one. 53:15.360 --> 53:17.360 I 53:24.880 --> 53:28.600 Think I said really want to get my zhonya's bottom up I'd be able to anytime soon 53:33.600 --> 53:35.600 Oh, we already lost that wow 53:35.600 --> 53:36.100 Okay 53:41.440 --> 53:46.880 Yeah, like we're just in a chase block as our solo laner, so I combined 3 and 9 actually, let's see 53:56.740 --> 53:57.240 Okay 53:58.080 --> 53:59.840 I guess you're just gonna, I'm not keeping 53:59.840 --> 54:10.160 I mean I don't disagree with him, I just don't know why he's saying like I told this guy 54:10.160 --> 54:11.160 I mean we all die, right? 54:11.160 --> 54:13.160 And what do you want us to say like? 54:13.160 --> 54:17.200 Hey our mid lane fucking sucks and our support is also gapped, like what are we supposed 54:17.200 --> 54:18.200 to say? 54:18.200 --> 54:23.200 Like it happens, but like, bro. 54:23.200 --> 54:28.720 Hold our solo and just our losing, our support is gapped, like there's really nothing to 54:28.720 --> 54:29.720 say. 54:29.720 --> 54:36.720 I wish I was, but there was no song. 54:36.720 --> 54:38.720 1.6k 54:53.720 --> 54:56.720 Is your own double kid actually look on the crab chair? 55:03.720 --> 55:05.720 1.6k 55:06.720 --> 55:16.720 It's actually a combo, it's a combo top. 55:16.720 --> 55:24.080 It's gonna be Trinmear that comes. 55:24.080 --> 55:31.080 I don't know if we should actually grind things in mode, to be honest. 55:37.000 --> 55:44.000 I mean guys, listen, I'm gonna keep it a buck with it. It looks like a horrible game. 55:54.080 --> 55:57.080 Huh, like it looks like a bit of a horrible game. 56:02.080 --> 56:04.080 I wonder if they'd be able to grind things also. 56:04.080 --> 56:29.080 I wonder if we can stop the reset here? 56:29.080 --> 56:57.400 Yeah, guys, I'm gonna be honest, we tried, but it's just Suicers QR first few games 56:57.400 --> 57:02.040 today unfortunately and it's like the best that we can hope for is just that we 57:02.040 --> 57:04.680 don't lose more than like two games obviously but yeah we're definitely gonna 57:04.680 --> 57:07.600 lose this one for sure 57:10.880 --> 57:15.880 well I mean listen sometimes they just are out like this like we've had a few 57:15.880 --> 57:19.680 days like this recently to be completely fair 57:20.600 --> 57:24.240 but it's like we just like stop with like multiple losses but then we bring it 57:24.240 --> 57:30.520 back on one streak it's not to deal with don't get me wrong boy we're gonna do 57:30.520 --> 57:36.360 fucking cry about it I'd love to but it doesn't bring any wins 57:54.240 --> 58:06.840 I mean, what if we literally just baron right now? 58:06.840 --> 58:13.600 Guys, I'm gonna be honest, like baron is literally our only hope. 58:13.600 --> 58:17.040 We have to be on this shit as five, but if we're not on this shit as five, then we might 58:17.040 --> 58:18.520 as well just run here now. 58:18.520 --> 58:21.920 I mean, yeah, you guys have counts, sir. 58:21.920 --> 58:22.920 I'm lucky. 58:22.920 --> 58:24.920 I'm like you guys have fucking cancer, this is what it is. 58:29.920 --> 58:31.920 I'm like you guys have cancer. 58:34.420 --> 58:39.920 Like we killed three people, it's open access, we're down to 15 kills and you guys what, do you think that we don't need Baron if we want one? 58:41.920 --> 58:42.920 Every space. 58:52.920 --> 58:58.840 Yeah, just like won plate solo lanes. 58:58.840 --> 59:01.880 We had a timer where we could have won for the Baron and said we decided we were going 59:01.880 --> 59:03.200 to shove out a ball wave. 59:03.200 --> 59:04.200 Okay, nice. 59:04.200 --> 59:12.960 Wait, why is this guy ping anyone? 59:12.960 --> 59:16.400 Like this guy's here 2-7 on red and med ping other people. 59:16.400 --> 59:18.200 Oh man, I'm lucky. 59:18.200 --> 59:22.080 Yo, you guys know motherfucking DOLLO? 59:22.080 --> 59:26.080 One of the first signs of going insane from League of Legends, you start dreaming about 59:26.080 --> 59:27.080 it. 59:27.080 --> 59:29.960 That's like warning sign number one. 59:29.960 --> 59:33.680 And Pasi Thymine the Prime, and Chucky Thymine the Prime of the Soul, and she with Thymine 59:33.680 --> 59:35.080 the 2-1 Soul Mike. 59:35.080 --> 59:37.280 Thank you guys. 59:37.280 --> 59:42.800 Human is pathetic, yeah but it happens. 59:42.800 --> 59:47.560 Like listen, we might get anywhere between like 1-3 more games like this and then we 59:47.560 --> 59:54.560 can probably stop winning. 01:00:02.480 --> 01:00:06.480 You think how jungle is broken too outside of balling? 01:00:06.480 --> 01:00:08.640 I think it's okay honestly. 01:00:08.640 --> 01:00:12.000 We have the jingsy too, yeah I saw it earlier. 01:00:12.000 --> 01:00:19.000 i saw it earlier 01:00:20.920 --> 01:00:24.320 all of his win trading for sure 01:00:24.320 --> 01:00:28.720 i mean like i don't know if it was win trade necessarily but it was definitely a 01:00:28.720 --> 01:00:30.200 like a really fucking 01:00:30.200 --> 01:00:37.200 cause like to lose the counter matchup is one thing right? 01:00:37.200 --> 01:00:40.200 but it's like it's a complete other thing entirely 01:00:40.200 --> 01:00:49.200 for them to sit there and to fucking like, not go for the free baron, I mean listen it 01:00:49.200 --> 01:00:57.400 is what it is right? And uh, max there in the family. Thank you. Do you ever play kane 01:00:57.400 --> 01:01:09.680 jungle? Not really, but I could. Reply to the jingxi tweet, I didn't know what to respond 01:01:09.680 --> 01:01:29.420 I'm gonna be honest with you guys, Jingle Bell's hardstyle I don't think is in the cards 01:01:29.420 --> 01:01:30.420 right now. 01:01:30.420 --> 01:01:31.580 Not after winning the games that we lost today. 01:01:39.680 --> 01:01:53.440 I don't want to put on like sad music though because I feel like that sets a bad precedent 01:01:53.440 --> 01:01:54.440 for the day. 01:01:54.440 --> 01:01:55.440 Maybe side tracks. 01:01:55.440 --> 01:01:59.920 You guys know motherfuckin' Donald, the best hacker in the world. 01:01:59.920 --> 01:02:00.920 And uh... 01:02:00.920 --> 01:02:04.960 Kind of you found that a prime welcome. 01:02:04.960 --> 01:02:05.960 Thank you. 01:02:05.960 --> 01:02:11.960 Jinx had a generally shown performance hours ago. I mean it's always been playing a lot of off stream games, been doing pretty well. 01:02:15.960 --> 01:02:17.960 I shouldn't have traded. 01:02:21.960 --> 01:02:25.960 I'm gonna be honest guys, I'm just at that point in the day. 01:02:27.960 --> 01:02:29.960 Mastery. 01:02:29.960 --> 01:02:35.720 I already know, I already know what the way today's gone so far. We're gonna play against the Knav just cheases all game 01:02:35.720 --> 01:02:39.480 I already know I already know I don't even have to like see it 01:02:39.880 --> 01:02:43.880 It'd be a Knav literally just cheases all game. I don't feel like dealing with that shit right now 01:02:45.280 --> 01:02:47.600 How is that a crit master you're doing right now? 01:02:49.280 --> 01:02:51.280 Hell blades when we're at last look 01:02:51.280 --> 01:03:01.280 Looks very decent. 01:03:01.280 --> 01:03:14.080 Alright, I'm actually not that mad that that game was a dodge, and there we are, I hope 01:03:14.080 --> 01:03:18.280 that we're in the car, thank you. 01:03:18.280 --> 01:03:20.280 Is he a harder server? 01:03:20.280 --> 01:03:27.280 Yes and no. The thing about EUA is that EUA has more players, so obviously I'll be cut off so they're going to be higher, right? 01:03:28.280 --> 01:03:29.280 That's what it is. 01:03:35.280 --> 01:03:39.280 Why have you started first time in Briar? No, we did that yesterday, so I'm not doing it again. 01:03:39.280 --> 01:03:41.280 I'm just gonna start every game. 01:03:41.280 --> 01:03:47.880 Reply to the JYNXTY tweet with the furry costume heck you took from your fan mail and be like they might be right. 01:03:47.880 --> 01:03:49.080 Ah, CBA. 01:03:49.080 --> 01:03:50.980 But uh, pair it with them if I'm welcome. 01:03:50.980 --> 01:03:51.980 Thank you. 01:03:54.980 --> 01:03:59.080 Yo, you guys know about the fuckin' best hacker in the world. 01:03:59.080 --> 01:04:01.080 We need to get this shit done now. 01:04:04.080 --> 01:04:07.080 It's like now we need to start winning every single game. 01:04:09.280 --> 01:04:18.320 Like when you start winning every single game though, what's your ethnicity? 01:04:18.320 --> 01:04:23.760 My mom is greek dad's stallion, but I just can't always get so much hate. 01:04:23.760 --> 01:04:29.960 I'm gonna be honest, I don't know either, like there's so many champs that are so much worse 01:04:29.960 --> 01:04:38.840 than canes to be honest, I saw it this. 01:04:38.840 --> 01:04:46.560 Why don't you just start cheesing with Kayn then? 01:04:46.560 --> 01:04:49.680 Cause I don't know, I don't feel like doing it bro. 01:04:49.680 --> 01:04:53.600 Remember the JgC speech about you not being child? 01:04:53.600 --> 01:04:57.360 Yeah but dude I'm telling you that game was genuinely un-winnable, like you just have to 01:04:57.360 --> 01:04:58.360 understand. 01:04:58.360 --> 01:05:01.480 Our first two games of today are generally just un-winnable games. 01:05:01.480 --> 01:05:08.480 All we do is we say this what it is. 01:05:11.200 --> 01:05:16.520 That's all it is. 01:05:16.520 --> 01:05:20.160 So funny, it's good magic. 01:05:20.160 --> 01:05:22.040 Lunch time, I hate Nymphyrii. 01:05:22.040 --> 01:05:29.040 Yeah, Nymphyrii is also pretty like cancer too. 01:05:31.480 --> 01:05:40.400 Alright guys, so we have an Orn Top which is good because it means that we set up for 01:05:40.400 --> 01:05:41.760 any champion that would want to play. 01:05:41.760 --> 01:05:49.160 I could even go Viego this game if I wanted to. 01:05:49.160 --> 01:05:52.800 If you get bot every day, does Silcown spotting or do we start botting in together? 01:05:52.800 --> 01:05:55.800 Yeah, that's a real question. 01:05:55.800 --> 01:06:01.240 I'm just a viewbot notification but still the uh self-impossage 01:06:07.960 --> 01:06:09.400 Yo, can I trade with somebody? 01:06:16.520 --> 01:06:19.720 Really? No one wants to organize, good 01:06:19.720 --> 01:06:26.200 This isn't a very vision bug, nope. 01:06:26.200 --> 01:06:40.440 I'm going to be honest, this is like a golden Diego game, it doesn't really get that much 01:06:40.440 --> 01:06:41.840 further than this. 01:06:41.840 --> 01:06:45.320 I'm a bit worried about how it's going to do in the matchup. 01:06:45.320 --> 01:07:03.520 I'm going to be honest, the role selections could be anywhere, like unironically, anybody 01:07:03.520 --> 01:07:10.360 could be anywhere right now, I have no idea. 01:07:10.360 --> 01:07:14.560 crazy if I said I want to go hail blades VEGAM 01:07:35.840 --> 01:07:39.840 okay this is gonna be a fun game let's see guys 01:07:40.360 --> 01:07:44.360 The Viego game is giving me a fucking juicer. Halo Blade should be fun. 01:07:47.360 --> 01:07:49.360 How is it a Viego game in this game? 01:07:50.360 --> 01:07:53.360 So the reason why is because we have Nautilus, Losandra, Ornn. 01:07:54.360 --> 01:07:59.360 So we have a team combat build around CCing the enemy to get a guaranteed kill and Varus. 01:08:00.360 --> 01:08:03.360 So what Viego does is it essentially allows me to just get free resets all game. 01:08:06.360 --> 01:08:07.360 Hey, you mean? 01:08:10.360 --> 01:08:15.360 Did my cat come to my room like once every hour or two? 01:08:15.360 --> 01:08:20.360 And then just so it's around me like scratching shit and leaves... 01:08:24.360 --> 01:08:25.360 What? 01:08:27.360 --> 01:08:28.360 Again? 01:08:29.360 --> 01:08:30.360 Hey. 01:08:32.360 --> 01:08:33.360 Whoa. 01:08:34.360 --> 01:08:35.360 Whoa. 01:08:36.360 --> 01:08:37.360 Cool cat. 01:08:37.360 --> 01:08:40.360 Alright, that's it. 01:08:46.360 --> 01:08:51.360 Alright guys, let's get done on the HLB this game. It should be a lot of fun. 01:08:58.360 --> 01:09:02.360 Would that be crazy if I said part of me doesn't want to get full credit this game? 01:09:02.360 --> 01:09:09.120 Like, I kinda wanna try going, like, Kraken Slayer into, uh, into Titanic Hydro. 01:09:09.120 --> 01:09:11.120 With Hail Blades, I think it'd be very interesting. 01:09:11.120 --> 01:09:15.120 Maybe even like, nah, Tentacadir else shows a bit of excess stuff. 01:09:35.120 --> 01:09:39.120 Alright, so then I was going to just play for the rest of our clear, let me show you. 01:09:39.120 --> 01:09:42.120 In the green, looks like we're not getting invaded, thankfully. 01:09:54.120 --> 01:09:57.120 Thankfully, don't have to worry about any invades right now. 01:10:09.120 --> 01:10:14.120 I think some Gecko players actually go Q, E, Q. 01:10:14.120 --> 01:10:16.120 Like, they don't even level up their W early. 01:10:16.120 --> 01:10:20.120 Not sure which one is Ashley, that's not me. 01:10:20.120 --> 01:10:23.120 Might work doing a little bit of research after this game in a second. 01:10:23.120 --> 01:10:40.480 Alright, so we're gonna play on the blue and then after the blue we're gonna look on the 01:10:40.480 --> 01:10:43.480 rest of the ship. 01:10:43.480 --> 01:10:53.480 Hey guys, now we just hope that nephir cleared the ward spot. 01:10:53.480 --> 01:11:03.760 Yeah, it would have been a good run too. 01:11:03.760 --> 01:11:07.400 I haven't really been miking hechron vs thon jungler recently though, I think thon is just 01:11:07.400 --> 01:11:08.400 too broken. 01:11:08.400 --> 01:11:13.400 but it just sort of impacts you around the map and I feel sick shit 01:11:38.400 --> 01:11:57.340 You know what honestly I'll take it as long as you guys don't die we take those any day of the week 01:11:57.340 --> 01:12:04.940 We are like normally a hackrombus, it sounds like a really nice matchup, but recently I 01:12:04.940 --> 01:12:16.940 feel like hackrombus is a bust, it doesn't feel good at all to be honest, it's over on 01:12:16.940 --> 01:12:22.780 do now is we want to just set for the uh refill clear top to bottom and we're gonna be in a super chill spot 01:12:27.980 --> 01:12:31.580 should be nice because we could easily fit that dragon into the mix for sure 01:12:36.540 --> 01:12:40.060 the only thing to have to keep in mind though is that nephiri didn't actually clear bot to top 01:12:40.060 --> 01:12:45.180 she cleared top to bot she just considered the bot copy she initially not powerful 01:12:45.180 --> 01:12:49.220 So if I were to go for the dragon, she would be there for sure 01:13:10.540 --> 01:13:13.300 We're doing a bro we're fucking coming out so you can right now 01:13:15.180 --> 01:13:19.480 it's in the periods now on the gromp 01:13:21.160 --> 01:13:25.880 or not on the gromp on the wrappers 01:13:39.200 --> 01:13:43.880 I don't actually want to start this no mid-frile 01:14:15.180 --> 01:14:41.840 I'm not sexy. 01:14:41.840 --> 01:15:02.840 I'm more than a blind tourist. 01:15:02.840 --> 01:15:20.240 Yo, you guys know about the fucking total best tackle in the world. 01:15:20.240 --> 01:15:21.240 Nice. 01:15:21.240 --> 01:15:51.080 I lost my topside but fuck my topside. 01:15:51.080 --> 01:15:53.080 I'd be lying if I said I wasn't at their word right now. 01:15:53.080 --> 01:15:55.080 Yo you guys know motherfuckers don't? 01:15:55.080 --> 01:15:57.080 That's happened in the world. 01:16:03.080 --> 01:16:05.080 That was a nice trade. 01:16:21.080 --> 01:16:30.520 Alright guys, so good news is that our game is actually looking very good for us right 01:16:30.520 --> 01:16:31.520 now. 01:16:31.520 --> 01:16:35.120 Let's actually tilt him as far as we possibly can. 01:16:35.120 --> 01:16:38.440 We dive in between turrets here. 01:16:38.440 --> 01:16:47.520 I'm not going to use my W, I need to save it. 01:16:47.520 --> 01:16:59.520 easy as fuck if you take those 01:16:59.520 --> 01:17:03.520 now you need to watch out the ok sound it could be coming 01:17:03.520 --> 01:17:07.520 can't greet for these drugs 01:17:07.520 --> 01:17:14.520 2-1-6 came to bank, big boy. 01:17:14.520 --> 01:17:29.520 Alright, it's looking very fucking good for us right now. 01:17:29.520 --> 01:17:36.520 Okay, so now we can do something, we can actually play on our raptors and then we can make a little tour of the bot side. 01:17:59.520 --> 01:18:16.000 good news is our fucking boss is dominating my game right now, love that 01:18:16.000 --> 01:18:38.860 I'm so sad I'm so fucking sad fuck fuck fuck fuck shit fuck god damn it I'm fucking 01:18:38.860 --> 01:18:40.860 PASSS! 01:18:40.860 --> 01:18:42.860 FUCK! 01:18:50.860 --> 01:18:52.860 Okay, I'm chillin. 01:18:52.860 --> 01:18:54.860 Okay, we're gonna have to look for the dragon instead of crab. 01:19:04.860 --> 01:19:06.860 Alright, let's hook up on this right now. 01:19:06.860 --> 01:19:07.860 Should be free. 01:19:21.860 --> 01:19:23.860 Oh, the Sondra has all of it. 01:19:29.860 --> 01:19:31.860 Ah, for fuck's sake. 01:19:31.860 --> 01:19:37.140 I mean that's that's fucking AIDS, but it's like I think it's okay. They should be able to sell on this 01:19:39.420 --> 01:19:41.420 Guys sure surely you still on this right 01:19:47.420 --> 01:19:49.900 Okay, I think we're gonna do now is you're gonna play for a titanic 01:19:51.940 --> 01:19:53.940 But it sounds like at this show we're gonna be good 01:19:53.940 --> 01:19:55.940 I 01:19:59.580 --> 01:20:01.980 Jason the win cat W or what Jason say 01:20:05.100 --> 01:20:10.960 No, heckerman equals die Jason. Are you fucking retarded for typing that? 01:20:12.700 --> 01:20:15.660 Jason you're a gold ribbon one trick 01:20:16.780 --> 01:20:18.780 You never even played right 01:20:18.780 --> 01:20:33.460 You can play this game for 1 million years in a time chamber, with all the best coaches 01:20:33.460 --> 01:20:39.900 and no necessity for sleeper eating, and I promise you, you could not even approach 01:20:39.900 --> 01:20:41.900 1% of my power level 01:20:42.840 --> 01:20:45.840 GOD FUCKING DAMN IT 01:20:45.840 --> 01:20:47.840 Okay, no, it's fine though 01:20:50.000 --> 01:20:52.000 You have ult? 01:20:53.780 --> 01:20:55.960 No, I'm actually gonna sub this to my fucking shit 01:21:00.580 --> 01:21:07.200 No, there's no fucking way! No, this is like guys guys. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding when I say this 01:21:07.200 --> 01:21:12.760 I'm not kidding when I say this. I'm not even trying when I say this. I'm not even trying my guys 01:21:12.760 --> 01:21:15.260 I'm not even trying like I'm not even trying 01:21:15.640 --> 01:21:19.820 I'm not even trying I swear about right now. It's a time machine. I added song in a fucking joke 01:21:19.840 --> 01:21:23.080 It's on the joke. They have a time machine like no, baby 01:21:26.640 --> 01:21:28.640 This shit 01:21:28.840 --> 01:21:30.840 And I'm sudden and I'm sudden and I'm 01:21:31.520 --> 01:21:35.480 Like I'm gonna start fucking punching myself in the face. I'm not even camera 01:21:35.480 --> 01:21:42.480 i can actually start punching myself in the face like i'm not controlling 01:21:49.840 --> 01:21:55.840 jason do i a full grown man with a fully developed brain fully developed body 01:21:55.840 --> 01:21:57.320 giving cancer 01:21:57.320 --> 01:21:58.960 in my chat room right now 01:21:58.960 --> 01:22:01.760 when i'm already on a two game lost streak 01:22:01.760 --> 01:22:04.280 you know what it's like dude you know what it's like 01:22:04.280 --> 01:22:07.600 It's like imagine there's like a first grader, okay? 01:22:07.600 --> 01:22:10.280 And his first teacher like beats him. 01:22:10.280 --> 01:22:12.560 His second teacher beats him, right? 01:22:12.560 --> 01:22:14.640 And then when he's going to like his third classroom 01:22:14.640 --> 01:22:16.160 and he's like getting beaten, 01:22:16.160 --> 01:22:17.680 you're sitting there and you're like a fucking 01:22:17.680 --> 01:22:20.320 like a parent's volunteer of that day 01:22:20.320 --> 01:22:22.440 because there's like a special project going on. 01:22:22.440 --> 01:22:23.880 And you're just sitting there laughing 01:22:23.880 --> 01:22:26.400 while that kid gets beaten by the third teacher. 01:22:26.400 --> 01:22:28.100 And you're like, ha ha ha. 01:22:28.100 --> 01:22:32.280 You don't bring it underscore to school. 01:22:32.280 --> 01:22:33.800 And now you get fucking shit on. 01:22:33.800 --> 01:22:37.800 You know what I mean? It's like dude, like like don't you have better things to do bro? 01:22:37.800 --> 01:22:40.800 Like don't you have fucking better things to do bro? 01:22:40.800 --> 01:22:42.800 YOU'RE A FUCKING GROWING MAN! 01:22:43.800 --> 01:22:44.800 FUCK! 01:22:46.800 --> 01:22:48.800 DO NOT HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO! 01:22:51.800 --> 01:22:54.800 I know, I already know, he's sitting there, he's like, chuckling. 01:22:55.800 --> 01:22:58.800 And then I'm gonna die, and then he's gonna spam his bullshit again. 01:22:59.800 --> 01:23:00.800 You know what I mean? 01:23:00.800 --> 01:23:07.600 It's like those guys at the park that expose themselves to pregnant women, you know, like 01:23:07.600 --> 01:23:13.240 they're chill and then the second a pregnant woman walks by, oh god. 01:23:13.240 --> 01:23:17.840 For fuck's sake. 01:23:17.840 --> 01:23:27.840 Okay, there we just suck on this here. 01:23:27.840 --> 01:23:35.840 Okay, low-key it's actually looking tough for us. 01:23:35.840 --> 01:23:42.840 Can't escape that, can't run! 01:23:42.840 --> 01:23:49.840 again 01:23:50.560 --> 01:23:52.560 no hacker equals die 01:23:52.560 --> 01:23:59.560 i haven't died though 01:23:59.560 --> 01:24:04.560 Fuck me. 01:24:04.560 --> 01:24:09.560 Oh, nice, nice. 01:24:09.560 --> 01:24:14.560 Oh, no. 01:24:14.560 --> 01:24:19.560 Wait. 01:24:19.560 --> 01:24:28.500 He said I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me 01:24:28.500 --> 01:24:30.500 send to help you 01:24:30.500 --> 01:24:32.440 fficier 01:24:32.440 --> 01:24:39.800 Cause you just know I'm sick. 01:24:39.800 --> 01:24:46.040 My name's Boom, I'm sick. 01:24:46.040 --> 01:24:48.200 a bowl of cereal, no milk. 01:24:48.200 --> 01:24:49.160 Fuck. 01:24:49.160 --> 01:24:52.360 Then you go outside, your car broke down, it stalled. 01:24:52.360 --> 01:24:53.200 Fuck. 01:24:53.200 --> 01:24:54.760 You walk to work. 01:24:54.760 --> 01:24:58.680 As you're walking to work, your cell phone reception goes out. 01:24:58.680 --> 01:25:01.440 And you're like, fuck, man, like, what the fuck is this? 01:25:01.440 --> 01:25:03.120 You get to work, right? 01:25:03.120 --> 01:25:04.280 You get to work? 01:25:04.280 --> 01:25:08.160 Your boss is fucking your girlfriend. 01:25:08.160 --> 01:25:11.840 You're like, wow, then he fires you, 01:25:11.840 --> 01:25:14.960 but forces you to watch before you get fired. 01:25:14.960 --> 01:25:17.080 And you're like, dude, are you fucking kidding? 01:25:17.080 --> 01:25:19.000 You go to HR, right? 01:25:19.000 --> 01:25:21.800 The HR was your high school bully. 01:25:21.800 --> 01:25:24.960 So he sides with your boss! 01:25:24.960 --> 01:25:28.000 So then you're like, wow, this is a fucked up day. 01:25:28.000 --> 01:25:30.040 You go on the walk home. 01:25:30.040 --> 01:25:32.000 As you're walking home, right? 01:25:32.000 --> 01:25:33.920 A car collides with you. 01:25:33.920 --> 01:25:36.480 The driver dies, you're in the hospital. 01:25:36.480 --> 01:25:38.000 You wake up from the coma. 01:25:38.000 --> 01:25:41.600 You find out the driver was your grandma! 01:25:41.600 --> 01:25:43.200 And then you're sitting down and you're like, 01:25:43.200 --> 01:25:45.760 HOW THE FUCK CAN THIS GET WORSE? 01:25:47.280 --> 01:25:50.080 It's like this is how my day feels, I'm not even kidding. 01:25:50.400 --> 01:25:52.000 This is how my day feels right now. 01:25:52.560 --> 01:25:56.000 It's like, WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL OF THIS SHIT? 01:25:59.520 --> 01:26:01.120 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, BRO? 01:26:06.480 --> 01:26:09.120 Man, at least that fucking bot is winning at the minimum. 01:26:13.200 --> 01:26:26.200 Okay, I'm gonna be honest you guys, we're going for a team fight, it's all decided here. 01:26:26.200 --> 01:26:30.400 Oh yes, good. 01:26:30.400 --> 01:26:34.600 I'm gonna be honest, Willis is such a Timo main name, like I can already tell you're 01:26:34.600 --> 01:26:38.400 a fucking piece of shit with a name like Willis, you know what I mean? 01:26:38.400 --> 01:26:42.320 fucking bastard fucking willis piece of shit fucking scumbag fuck 01:26:50.160 --> 01:26:52.160 Cuz aren't times we look on this here 01:26:55.600 --> 01:26:57.600 Push shove it in 01:27:01.880 --> 01:27:03.880 Okay, now we just found the drag 01:27:08.400 --> 01:27:10.400 okay now we just found the dragon, let me show you 01:27:14.400 --> 01:27:16.400 offer the love of god 01:27:16.400 --> 01:27:18.400 i mean, you know, maybe i'll run for that 01:27:26.400 --> 01:27:28.400 of course, taunt needs your mana cost 01:27:28.400 --> 01:27:30.400 why the fuck would it have a mana cost? 01:27:30.400 --> 01:27:32.400 fucking retarded champion 01:27:34.400 --> 01:27:36.400 oh yeah, there's one 01:27:36.400 --> 01:27:43.400 Can you play Volibear, let's teach JYNXDI Volibear, love you pookie. 01:27:47.400 --> 01:27:51.400 Bro, Red Dragon Emperor, do you know what it's like when you ask me to teach you Volibear? 01:27:51.400 --> 01:27:56.400 It's like a match on the brawn is having the worst day ever, and then you go up to him 01:27:56.400 --> 01:28:00.400 while he's having the worst day ever and he's screaming at his fucking teammates dude, and 01:28:00.400 --> 01:28:07.280 and you're like, yo dude, can you please show us how to play some fucking tennis? 01:28:07.280 --> 01:28:12.080 But it's like, how about I grab that racket and I shove it up your fucking ass with your 01:28:12.080 --> 01:28:13.720 fucking bullshit tennis? 01:28:13.720 --> 01:28:14.720 You know what I mean? 01:28:14.720 --> 01:28:15.720 Like how about I do that dude? 01:28:15.720 --> 01:28:21.120 It's like, no bro, this is probably the unironically the worst time ever to ask for this. 01:28:21.120 --> 01:28:26.280 It's like imagine there's like a cam model website and then the fucking like the cam 01:28:26.280 --> 01:28:30.300 horse she gets a call ring ring ring ring ring ring hey your granddad that took 01:28:30.300 --> 01:28:33.520 care of you your whole life he's dead and then it's like somebody donates a 01:28:33.520 --> 01:28:37.440 dollar and they're like yo can you please stick the green one in your ass now 01:28:37.440 --> 01:28:42.280 I've been waiting for it all day but it's like why the fuck 01:28:56.280 --> 01:29:25.240 I think we have to look on the Krog sound. 01:29:25.240 --> 01:29:36.240 for fucks sake. I lost my Crog's Tintai. Oh nice. I'm just going to reset after this 01:29:36.240 --> 01:29:53.320 for the Hydra. Yo, I love the energy! Thanks bro! It's not the good kind! 01:29:55.240 --> 01:29:57.240 You know what I mean it's like 01:29:58.160 --> 01:30:02.580 It's like a guy watches his entire family get murdered in front of him 01:30:02.580 --> 01:30:05.700 And he's like running out the house and then you're sitting there 01:30:05.700 --> 01:30:10.380 You're an onlooker and you're like damn that boy can sprint, but it's like yeah, bro 01:30:10.380 --> 01:30:18.100 His fucking family's dead though like oh no, please don't tell me you teach us how to play Heimerdinger jungle next 01:30:18.100 --> 01:30:19.580 I'm gonna be honest with you, bro 01:30:19.580 --> 01:30:24.860 I genuinely hope that you get murdered for for typing that like I'm not even kidding like in game 01:30:25.240 --> 01:30:27.720 Dude, I'm giving you a 2 week timeout for that. 01:30:28.720 --> 01:30:31.220 And I don't even know your fucking username, cause you don't even know what's- 01:30:36.140 --> 01:30:36.940 In game though. 01:30:40.280 --> 01:30:41.280 Oh man. 01:30:44.780 --> 01:30:47.580 I think our best angle is to just maybe look on like talent show. 01:30:55.240 --> 01:31:09.720 Alright guys, is there any way that we can play on Baron? 01:31:09.720 --> 01:31:16.360 Bontus, when are you going to play vision control? 01:31:16.360 --> 01:31:22.840 Yeah, but I'm going to be awesome. 01:31:22.840 --> 01:31:25.960 too busy to control my fucking emotions right now I'm really gonna fucking lose my shit 01:31:32.200 --> 01:31:34.600 but we're only an hour and a half into today's stream 01:31:35.960 --> 01:31:41.640 oh that's crazy I thought we were at least five hours in damn today's gonna be a long fucking day 01:31:52.840 --> 01:31:54.840 Oh 01:32:07.920 --> 01:32:09.920 Nice 01:32:09.920 --> 01:32:11.920 I 01:32:21.440 --> 01:32:23.440 My gromp bitch 01:32:26.680 --> 01:32:30.300 Yeah, I mean the ending team is they're just giving cancer they know they can win close fights 01:32:30.300 --> 01:32:32.300 He most up 01:32:33.640 --> 01:32:36.580 No, how about I coach on how to read a fucking 01:32:44.020 --> 01:32:46.020 No hecker him equals die 01:33:00.300 --> 01:33:02.360 you 01:33:30.300 --> 01:33:32.360 you 01:34:00.300 --> 01:34:02.360 you 01:34:30.300 --> 01:34:32.360 you 01:35:00.300 --> 01:35:02.360 you 01:35:30.300 --> 01:36:00.280 Thank you. 01:36:00.280 --> 01:36:26.280 What an absolutely fucked up disgusting day of fucking cancer. 01:36:30.280 --> 01:36:37.880 GenC, you know what it's like when you type this? 01:36:37.880 --> 01:36:39.380 You know what it's like? 01:36:39.380 --> 01:36:44.720 It's like I'm having the most fucked up day ever and you're calling me a beta. 01:36:44.720 --> 01:36:47.320 You know what it's like, GenC? 01:36:47.320 --> 01:36:48.600 You know what it's like? 01:36:48.600 --> 01:36:56.600 It's like imagine your, imagine, okay, here, have one. 01:36:56.600 --> 01:37:00.160 And it's like you're allergic to dogs, right? 01:37:00.160 --> 01:37:03.600 And you're walking down the town one day, right? 01:37:03.600 --> 01:37:07.640 And you're sitting there, and there are a bunch of dogs that are going to like come 01:37:07.640 --> 01:37:08.640 up to you. 01:37:08.640 --> 01:37:11.880 So you're getting allergic reactions, you're fucking like trying to run away, all this 01:37:11.880 --> 01:37:14.080 shit, whatever, you know? 01:37:14.080 --> 01:37:19.600 And then it's like at one point you see your friend, and you're like, oh, finally, my friend. 01:37:19.600 --> 01:37:23.320 All day, today I've had to deal with all these like dogs I'm allergic to. 01:37:23.320 --> 01:37:27.620 I've been getting these reactions, these rashes, like, it's been horrible and fucked up, but 01:37:27.620 --> 01:37:29.660 at least my friend is here. 01:37:29.660 --> 01:37:31.880 Then your friend comes up to you, right? 01:37:31.880 --> 01:37:34.660 He's like, hey man, what? 01:37:34.660 --> 01:37:40.260 Reaches into his pocket, gets a fistful of dog hair, rams it down your fucking throat, 01:37:40.260 --> 01:37:45.380 slams your jaw shut, and then said, up, bitch! 01:37:45.380 --> 01:37:49.260 And then you're sitting there choking to death on the fucking dog fur. 01:37:49.260 --> 01:37:52.540 But it's like, why the fuck out of all people? 01:37:52.540 --> 01:37:56.920 Did you have to do it as well? You know what I mean? 01:37:57.720 --> 01:38:01.640 Like out of all people, why did you join in? 01:38:04.320 --> 01:38:06.480 Beta means son and hindi. Oh 01:38:09.940 --> 01:38:13.200 Okay, my mind then. Hey, listen, I should have lose any LP 01:38:13.200 --> 01:38:25.800 By the end of this stream, we'll have to put him on chemo, yeah, unironically. 01:38:25.800 --> 01:38:31.040 And Nigel, there in the prime, welcome, thank you, end team there in the 40 months, welcome 01:38:31.040 --> 01:38:37.560 back, alone time there in the prime, Nug 70 at the prime as well, yes, there in 23 months, 01:38:37.560 --> 01:38:39.560 for in 30 prime. Thank you guys. 01:38:45.560 --> 01:38:49.560 Okay guys, I'm not kidding though, we actually just started winning. Like what a f**k that day this has been so far. 01:38:55.560 --> 01:39:05.560 First it was the Chatters, then it was Jason, then Jinxie, who's next Kaisen at? Bro, I'm not even kidding when I say this. 01:39:05.560 --> 01:39:21.060 There's about a 30% chance that if I lose another game, Kaisenat is going to spark upstream for the first time in 8 months with the title of Hate Watch and Gauntest, and it's just going to be him laughing with his chat spamming W every time I get killed in my jungle. I'm not even trolling. 01:39:21.060 --> 01:39:26.060 Like at this point, it's sort of like Avengers Endgame. It's sort of like Avengers Endgame, bro. 01:39:35.560 --> 01:39:41.000 When you're gonna stop coping and start winning 01:39:45.000 --> 01:39:48.200 Ouch. Okay, which time should we go? Sure. 01:39:48.200 --> 01:40:05.400 It's dying that time. 01:40:05.400 --> 01:40:11.840 Don't we have too much AP for that though? 01:40:11.840 --> 01:40:14.240 I'll do a outcome here. 01:40:14.240 --> 01:40:35.240 I got really got a feel so give me a second. 01:40:35.240 --> 01:40:37.120 Long time white eve you are here. 01:40:37.120 --> 01:40:44.120 Good luck on the run and try not to go crazy with the Cancer Donuts. 01:40:44.120 --> 01:41:08.120 Gante, this is Xiaoxing from Newbox.com. We are doing our best to provide you with our 01:41:08.120 --> 01:41:13.760 in the service. But brother even the fucking box are leaving the stream. Up to gameplay 01:41:13.760 --> 01:41:17.760 brother, if you want diamond so bad go to the kiosk in the dark mall. 01:41:38.120 --> 01:41:43.120 Alright, okay, let's go. 01:41:43.120 --> 01:41:50.120 Hi, Don't test, your wife is very pretty. 01:41:50.120 --> 01:42:07.680 Alright, time to talk about focus and then we'll look on the crab. 01:42:07.680 --> 01:42:13.280 Guys, pro-relationship-advice-tip. 01:42:13.280 --> 01:42:16.560 Instead of complimenting your partner, insult her. 01:42:16.560 --> 01:42:20.780 If you insult your partner and you ruin her self-confidence, then she'll never think she 01:42:20.780 --> 01:42:22.160 can do better than you. 01:42:22.160 --> 01:42:25.720 So she's always gonna stay with you forever. 01:42:25.720 --> 01:42:32.440 Fuckin' cheers, bro. 01:42:32.440 --> 01:42:37.480 She needs to think that you're the best that she's gonna get, or else you're fucked. 01:42:37.480 --> 01:42:46.480 We have to look on the rafters and then we look on the rest of the offside. 01:42:46.480 --> 01:42:49.480 Oh, listen. 01:42:49.480 --> 01:42:58.480 Hey, I haven't saw these yet. 01:42:58.480 --> 01:43:04.480 Y'all put on the offside. 01:43:04.480 --> 01:43:07.480 I'm getting invaded by cats because they're hungry. 01:43:07.480 --> 01:43:10.480 But it's not feeding time for them, they have 3 times up 4. 01:43:10.480 --> 01:43:12.480 And it's only 3.30. 01:43:23.480 --> 01:43:26.480 Ah, I feel the best angle on this is... 01:43:26.480 --> 01:43:28.480 Wait, what the fuck? Yo! Yo! Yo! 01:43:28.480 --> 01:43:30.480 Heckey, Heckey, come here. No, no, no, no. 01:43:30.480 --> 01:43:32.480 Oh my, oh my fucking god. 01:43:32.480 --> 01:43:34.200 Hickey, Hickey, what the fuck? 01:43:34.200 --> 01:43:39.600 Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Hickey, this game is winnable. 01:43:39.600 --> 01:43:44.480 No Hickey, please, please, please, Hickey, this is my first winnable game today. 01:43:44.480 --> 01:43:46.120 Through the love of God, please. 01:43:46.120 --> 01:43:48.000 Okay, go, go, go. 01:43:48.000 --> 01:43:49.000 Oh no. 01:43:51.000 --> 01:43:52.480 Oh my fucking god. 01:43:55.160 --> 01:43:56.160 Oh my god. 01:43:56.160 --> 01:44:22.440 Okay, now we have to get this scrub. 01:44:22.440 --> 01:44:23.880 Why is the cat called hacky? 01:44:23.880 --> 01:44:30.880 short for a hacker in 01:44:44.440 --> 01:44:51.440 I'm in real talk as honestly just like for the talk to talk to you should be good 01:44:51.440 --> 01:44:53.440 I don't know what to buy. Thank you. 01:44:53.440 --> 01:44:55.440 Maybe we're going to have some of that. 01:44:55.440 --> 01:44:57.440 Yeah, maybe, maybe. 01:44:59.440 --> 01:45:01.440 It's like Loki is a big maybe. 01:45:08.440 --> 01:45:10.440 We're not gonna be against it. 01:45:12.440 --> 01:45:15.440 I think we're gonna have to play on the wrappers until the rest of the bot side. 01:45:21.440 --> 01:45:38.800 Okay, so we're going to announce we're crowned the Wolf Summary again. 01:45:38.800 --> 01:45:45.640 Bro, that's not what we're named! 01:45:45.640 --> 01:45:48.120 He's Tonketeen, I'm just Tonketeen. 01:45:48.120 --> 01:45:57.000 You don't have to add big or little, you can just refer to us by like the regular names, 01:45:57.000 --> 01:45:58.000 but maybe. 01:45:58.000 --> 01:45:59.000 There we go. 01:45:59.000 --> 01:46:00.000 Okay, there we go. 01:46:00.000 --> 01:46:15.640 Okay, guys, we're lucky enough to put on the dragon here, but as long as we put on the 01:46:45.640 --> 01:47:05.400 I'm trying to think like what playlists would actually hit the spot right now. 01:47:05.400 --> 01:47:11.000 Maybe a little bit of demon mode lowkey. 01:47:11.000 --> 01:47:13.000 You know I'm actually really feeling nightcore 01:47:15.760 --> 01:47:16.760 Oh yeah, that's it 01:47:21.240 --> 01:47:23.240 Alright nice guys, now I'm feeling okay actually 01:47:28.740 --> 01:47:32.740 If me and Tyler weren't going to fight, I'm not gonna lie, that guy would leave in a wheelchair 01:47:32.740 --> 01:47:34.740 Like I'm not even kidding when I say that 01:47:34.740 --> 01:47:36.740 He would not stand a chance against me 01:47:41.000 --> 01:47:48.640 You have to explain to his kids why he won't be able to chase him around the park for the next like month as he recovers from the absolute fucking 01:47:48.640 --> 01:47:50.640 whooping he'd be getting 01:47:54.720 --> 01:47:57.600 Now you know the problem with me is though like real talk 01:47:57.600 --> 01:48:00.460 I'm not a fighter and your life. I'm like a spellcaster 01:48:00.560 --> 01:48:03.600 There was this one time where when I was in high school 01:48:03.960 --> 01:48:09.000 Cuz I always found the concept of fighting cringe was like oh wow you can beat someone up what the fucking do right? 01:48:09.000 --> 01:48:13.160 So for me, I always focus on mental torment more than anything. 01:48:13.160 --> 01:48:19.680 So what I would do was make spur of the moment and says fan fiction stories. 01:48:19.680 --> 01:48:30.560 So what I would do is I'd make spur of the moment and says fan fiction stories for like 01:48:30.560 --> 01:48:35.020 between my friends or the people giving me cancer and their siblings, right? 01:48:35.020 --> 01:48:38.360 So how that would work was like, let's say my friend will come to me like, don't this 01:48:38.360 --> 01:48:43.940 you're bad at league and his name was on like Tyler I'd be like Tyler gets home 01:48:43.940 --> 01:48:49.760 from school his brother jumps his pants Tyler you've been a naughty boy you 01:48:49.760 --> 01:48:53.640 know what it's time for and I would literally just be ripping these incest 01:48:53.640 --> 01:48:59.440 fanfics off the film legitimately right and it got to a point where my friends 01:48:59.440 --> 01:49:03.840 I won't point a friend of mine he tells me like dauntless I'm letting you know 01:49:03.840 --> 01:49:06.720 right now if you ever do that shit again and you ever say that shit again I'm 01:49:06.720 --> 01:49:09.720 I'm genuinely going to beat the fuck out of you and I'm never going to talk to you again. 01:49:09.720 --> 01:49:12.720 And after he said that, I was like, maybe I should actually stop. 01:49:12.720 --> 01:49:16.720 But I'm legit like a spellcaster. Like I'm not a non-actual fighter dude. 01:49:17.720 --> 01:49:19.720 Fighting isn't as fun. 01:49:25.720 --> 01:49:29.720 Looky and down south there on the slopes. Thank you guys. 01:49:29.720 --> 01:49:46.720 Okay, so what we do is we just set for the burn to come and we're good. 01:49:46.720 --> 01:49:49.720 W gate incest. 01:49:49.720 --> 01:49:58.720 Yeah, it literally was that. 01:49:58.720 --> 01:50:05.720 Okay, we're gonna reset here in the natural so you can look at the rest of the top spawn 01:50:13.720 --> 01:50:18.720 and chicken ice. 01:50:18.720 --> 01:50:24.720 Yo, I'm literally going to howl according to the Bible. 01:50:24.720 --> 01:50:27.720 Yo, you guys don't motherfuckin' know! 01:50:27.720 --> 01:50:35.720 Well, I'm just gonna say it, if God is actually omnipotent as everyone says he is, then he knows that I have no bad intention. 01:50:35.720 --> 01:50:44.720 And if he condemns me to an eternity of damnation, when I have no bad intention of just having fun, then would I even want to be in the heaven anyways? 01:50:44.720 --> 01:50:47.720 Think about it, though. Think about it. 01:50:47.720 --> 01:50:55.480 it's like when it really be worship like worth worshiping a deity that can 01:50:55.480 --> 01:50:58.480 understand what you're following. Think about it. 01:51:03.480 --> 01:51:05.480 What we have to do now is we have to look on the 01:51:05.480 --> 01:51:06.480 both of the ground. 01:51:11.480 --> 01:51:12.480 Real. 01:51:25.480 --> 01:51:46.480 Alright, and I can't swim for months for life, and a little feet in is a welcome, thank you! 01:51:55.480 --> 01:52:04.360 Alright guys, now all we have to do is to look on the dragon and then we look on the 01:52:04.360 --> 01:52:11.240 summon towards the middle and we're gonna be good. 01:52:11.240 --> 01:52:15.680 Nice, huge. 01:52:15.680 --> 01:52:20.160 FUSHFUCK BITCH! 01:52:20.160 --> 01:52:24.960 First one of the day incoming, two hours into the stream. 01:52:24.960 --> 01:52:27.960 How do you have so many viewers? Oh, we're getting reboughted. 01:52:32.960 --> 01:52:37.960 Guys, how many real viewers do we have? Type 1 if you're a real viewer. Type 2 if you're a rebought. 01:52:38.960 --> 01:52:45.960 Type 3 if people were to find out your deepest, darkest secret, you'd probably condemn the pits of a fucking insane asylum. 01:52:48.960 --> 01:52:51.960 We look on Risa and I just found this. 01:52:54.960 --> 01:53:03.460 The pinned message is sooo... 01:53:03.460 --> 01:53:04.960 You missed our previous message. 01:53:04.960 --> 01:53:05.960 Wait. 01:53:05.960 --> 01:53:08.960 I'm surprised you felt that you were even deserving of a break. 01:53:08.960 --> 01:53:12.360 Anyway, Cho-Shing here from Vue... 01:53:12.360 --> 01:53:13.360 Skipped again. 01:53:13.360 --> 01:53:15.560 What did this guy type? 01:53:15.560 --> 01:53:19.560 The pinned message is Able-List, Zovey. 01:53:19.560 --> 01:53:21.360 So annoying. 01:53:21.360 --> 01:53:23.360 That's a cat. 01:53:23.360 --> 01:53:28.360 That's another cat. 01:53:28.360 --> 01:53:30.360 Did you already feed them? 01:53:30.360 --> 01:53:33.360 No! They're so annoying! 01:53:33.360 --> 01:53:36.360 Are you getting gupotted? 01:53:36.360 --> 01:53:38.360 Yeah, I think so. 01:53:38.360 --> 01:53:43.360 Why don't you have that add-on please so I can see how many actual viewers you have? 01:53:43.360 --> 01:53:45.360 Oh, why don't you just sell them on your thing? 01:53:45.360 --> 01:53:50.360 Because I have a bit of scam and someone gets like a Trojan on mine. 01:53:50.360 --> 01:53:52.360 High five. 01:53:52.360 --> 01:54:01.220 guys I'm just gonna say it ableism isn't real if you had to play in these 01:54:01.220 --> 01:54:05.220 master plus lobbies with all these disgusting freaks you'd hate all these 01:54:05.220 --> 01:54:15.100 people as much as I do when you don't like disabled people no but it's how 01:54:15.100 --> 01:54:22.100 people said that and they said that just because you say retarded. Yeah exactly. 01:54:22.100 --> 01:54:30.100 You're on the spectrum which is considered, you can like apply for like a disability card. 01:54:30.100 --> 01:54:36.100 Nice. W disabilities. 01:54:36.100 --> 01:54:43.100 I would touch your nipple. 01:54:43.100 --> 01:54:46.100 Fine. 01:54:46.100 --> 01:54:50.100 You want to twist it? 01:54:50.100 --> 01:54:52.100 Okay that feels weird. 01:54:52.100 --> 01:54:56.100 I'm going to go feed the cats, I need to win. 01:54:56.100 --> 01:55:00.100 I've lost three games in a row and I feel like shit. 01:55:00.100 --> 01:55:03.100 Look how beautiful my son is. 01:55:03.100 --> 01:55:03.900 That's a cat. 01:55:06.900 --> 01:55:08.500 Wait baby, I can't see the fucking chair. 01:55:08.500 --> 01:55:10.900 Yeah, I don't care, look how beautiful he is. 01:55:11.300 --> 01:55:14.100 He doesn't follow us so much, he just keeps like laying on- 01:55:14.100 --> 01:55:17.500 He was very young cause now they want food, they love being fed. 01:55:17.500 --> 01:55:20.100 Look how cutie he is, he's just like- 01:55:20.900 --> 01:55:21.900 So calm. 01:55:21.900 --> 01:55:24.300 Okay, he doesn't want to see on my eyes anymore. 01:55:26.300 --> 01:55:28.500 Okay, I'm just gonna stay here. 01:55:28.900 --> 01:55:31.900 Until I see the polunian camera then I'll go, okay? 01:55:31.900 --> 01:55:32.500 Okay, deal. 01:55:33.100 --> 01:55:41.100 Okay, I'm okay. 01:55:41.100 --> 01:55:44.100 Mound my name while you squeeze my nipples, woman. 01:55:44.100 --> 01:55:47.100 Okay, no, no, stop, stop. 01:55:47.100 --> 01:55:49.100 Alright, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 01:55:49.100 --> 01:55:51.100 I'm gonna do it now, I'm tired. 01:55:51.100 --> 01:55:53.100 No, no, no, no, no, no. 01:55:53.100 --> 01:55:55.100 Monkey boy. 01:55:55.100 --> 01:55:57.100 Oh, monkey boy. 01:55:57.100 --> 01:56:01.100 Oh, you like that how I fuck you in the ass, my boy. 01:56:01.100 --> 01:56:03.100 Yeah, I like it 01:56:03.340 --> 01:56:06.700 Okay, no, so I'm sorry. I'm actually a bad. Okay. All right. Anyways 01:56:08.700 --> 01:56:11.780 Yep, well, we'll put on on the backburner for now 01:56:19.660 --> 01:56:21.660 He has a plate top to bottom to dragon 01:56:31.100 --> 01:56:39.100 Alright guys, oh yeah dude, you know what, you just found a bot side as long as you get the jag, we're good. 01:56:44.100 --> 01:56:46.100 W boner! Dude! 01:56:47.100 --> 01:56:50.100 Okay, I'm pretty stiff right now, I'm not gonna lie. 01:56:51.100 --> 01:56:52.100 What? 01:56:53.100 --> 01:56:55.100 Future worlds comes from your VPW. 01:56:56.100 --> 01:56:58.100 Dude, I'm not gonna lie. 01:56:58.100 --> 01:57:02.620 I sort of gotta at least have the riders the first time me and jimmy sit on a coaster 01:57:02.620 --> 01:57:05.880 I literally gonna have to take like anxiety medications 01:57:06.480 --> 01:57:10.060 Like they're actually gonna have to take anxiety meds, but they're gonna be like dude 01:57:10.060 --> 01:57:12.060 Please get out of here! 01:57:27.060 --> 01:57:29.060 Okay, is there any way that we can play on them? 01:57:30.060 --> 01:57:31.060 Guys, please, please, please! 01:57:40.060 --> 01:57:42.060 Why are jagged and crap in everyone? 01:57:51.060 --> 01:57:53.060 Why don't you go Omnivan boots on Voltaic? 01:57:53.060 --> 01:57:58.060 I don't know bro, I haven't been f**king with Leethaudi recently. 01:57:58.060 --> 01:58:02.060 I just feel like you die early game and then afterwards you never really get it to a point where you're like, 01:58:02.060 --> 01:58:06.060 you never feel like you're more impactful than you would have been with the boots for both. 01:58:10.060 --> 01:58:18.060 But these voices, these strange noises, they're following me in here. 01:58:18.060 --> 01:58:20.060 My floor has a circle. 01:58:20.060 --> 01:58:23.560 Watch his viewers drop to 2K when Jinxie goes live. 01:58:23.560 --> 01:58:25.060 I'm staying though. 01:58:25.060 --> 01:58:27.560 You know what it's like when you say that? 01:58:27.560 --> 01:58:31.560 It's like imagine you're a guy that hires prostitutes, right? 01:58:31.560 --> 01:58:34.560 And like, my name is Jizzel, right? 01:58:34.560 --> 01:58:38.560 And then it's like you're in the room watching me like finger blast myself. 01:58:38.560 --> 01:58:46.420 And it's like I'm saying that I'm like finger-blasting myself and you're like 01:58:46.420 --> 01:58:52.120 oh damn dude can't wait until Candy gets back from vacation when she can't when 01:58:52.120 --> 01:58:56.340 she gets back I know everyone's just gonna want to bust all over her face but 01:58:56.340 --> 01:59:01.520 also be busting all over Giselle's though but it's like why the fuck would you 01:59:01.520 --> 01:59:07.120 ever even say that. You know what I mean? Even if it is true. 01:59:07.120 --> 01:59:09.120 I 01:59:23.600 --> 01:59:25.600 Want to go 01:59:37.120 --> 01:59:40.120 I saw Volta, I saw Volta, I saw Volta. 01:59:40.120 --> 01:59:43.120 What the fuck? What the fuck, Bard? What the fuck, Bard? 01:59:46.120 --> 01:59:47.120 AHH! 01:59:47.120 --> 01:59:49.120 WOOOOOO! 01:59:53.120 --> 01:59:54.120 Oof. 01:59:54.120 --> 01:59:56.120 Oh man, that felt good. 01:59:57.120 --> 01:59:58.120 WOOOOOO! 01:59:58.120 --> 02:00:00.120 Fuckin' take those, baby. 02:00:07.120 --> 02:00:10.900 Dude it feels so good when you make a play like it feels like you're nutting 02:00:10.900 --> 02:00:14.980 But it's at your cock feeling tense like your back does and just got to let it out 02:00:14.980 --> 02:00:19.160 It's like pleasurable sensations along the top like half of your body 02:00:19.160 --> 02:00:39.440 This one is real, people thought it was rightus, feel? 02:00:39.440 --> 02:00:41.440 I'm ready for the worst 02:00:45.120 --> 02:00:50.760 Yeah, I'm gonna take this in front of you and I'm gonna make you watch and you're gonna thank me cheers, bro 02:01:09.440 --> 02:01:24.140 I'm gonna be honest the only smashing that I think my beers would ever do is my head with a fucking brick 02:01:24.140 --> 02:01:26.140 I don't even blame them. 02:01:26.140 --> 02:01:28.140 Oh no! 02:01:28.140 --> 02:01:32.140 Dude, what is fun typing? 02:01:32.140 --> 02:01:38.140 Yo, yo, yo, this, this is fun. 02:01:38.140 --> 02:01:40.140 It's a little too freaky, bro. 02:01:40.140 --> 02:01:44.140 Yo, yo, dude, they got fucking freaky here, bro. 02:01:44.140 --> 02:01:46.140 Jesus. 02:01:48.140 --> 02:01:50.140 Oh yeah, okay, okay. 02:01:50.140 --> 02:01:52.140 Amazon package. 02:01:52.140 --> 02:01:54.140 Fuck, I'm gone. 02:01:54.140 --> 02:01:56.140 Bro, there's no way I'm gonna serve. 02:01:56.140 --> 02:01:58.140 YEP! 02:02:22.140 --> 02:02:46.140 you 02:02:46.140 --> 02:02:48.140 As you got 02:02:53.220 --> 02:02:55.220 Okay, can we just found this dragon here 02:03:00.020 --> 02:03:02.020 Guys I'm gonna be honest this is soul 02:03:11.860 --> 02:03:13.860 What the fuck am I 02:03:16.140 --> 02:03:29.140 I'm so fucking mad. I'm such a piece of shit. Okay, just play band, man. Even if you don't get solved, that's not bad. 02:03:40.140 --> 02:03:43.140 Please play on the band. Sin, please. 02:03:46.140 --> 02:03:51.400 Yo guys, can anyone tell me why every piece of shit on the planet is playing in the 80s and style, but I've never seen one in a game? 02:03:54.400 --> 02:03:56.560 Like on what planet is that even a real thing? 02:04:03.900 --> 02:04:04.800 Nice, good. 02:04:05.060 --> 02:04:06.420 Okay, we need to play top to bottom now. 02:04:12.540 --> 02:04:15.140 Yo, does my head look chill like this or do I look retarded? 02:04:16.140 --> 02:04:18.140 I 02:04:33.500 --> 02:04:35.500 Really just want to make the med right now 02:04:46.140 --> 02:04:48.140 Oh 02:05:00.980 --> 02:05:03.180 No, I didn't want to use my eon that 02:05:09.260 --> 02:05:11.260 Oh my god, go to team 02:05:16.140 --> 02:05:23.140 go to fucking Tnachik 02:05:33.940 --> 02:05:36.260 my ping was gone because he won't be done with Resulting 02:05:36.260 --> 02:05:37.580 he said sorry 02:05:37.580 --> 02:05:44.580 no dude like no no don't be sorry fucking good luck 02:05:46.140 --> 02:05:58.180 Okay, real talk, I think the only way I ever die is to Kaylin, so what if I just get Randuin's 02:05:58.180 --> 02:06:02.300 right now, and all her hopes and dreams just die instantly. 02:06:02.300 --> 02:06:07.940 It's like playing chess with someone and they only have like one pawn left on the board, 02:06:07.940 --> 02:06:11.060 and then you just fucking sit there and you destroy that one pawn. 02:06:11.060 --> 02:06:18.060 you know I mean 02:06:18.260 --> 02:06:21.260 Zorich I go BGG I Zorich want to go BGG no doubts 02:06:21.260 --> 02:06:27.260 this game really proves no HECK CARE of BG 02:06:27.260 --> 02:06:34.260 SHUT UP! no thousands 02:06:41.060 --> 02:06:43.060 I hope I die first 02:06:43.060 --> 02:06:45.060 Cause I don't want to live without you 02:06:45.060 --> 02:06:47.060 I don't want to end the world 02:06:47.060 --> 02:06:49.060 Cause I don't want to live without you 02:06:49.060 --> 02:06:51.060 Cause I know what it's worth 02:06:51.060 --> 02:06:53.060 But you're not a baby 02:06:53.060 --> 02:06:55.060 Maybe if you break the curse 02:06:55.060 --> 02:06:57.060 Then I can heal up forever 02:06:57.060 --> 02:06:59.060 Cause I know you 02:06:59.060 --> 02:07:01.060 Not fire in my safety 02:07:01.060 --> 02:07:03.060 You'll never need to break me 02:07:03.060 --> 02:07:05.060 Your lies try all the fate 02:07:05.060 --> 02:07:07.060 Cause I know 02:07:07.060 --> 02:07:09.060 Every day 02:07:09.060 --> 02:07:12.500 You're so weak, everybody's leaving 02:07:12.500 --> 02:07:17.460 You promised that you'd stay, but that's a promise you can't make 02:07:18.580 --> 02:07:22.420 Someone dies, or someone gets hurt 02:07:22.420 --> 02:07:25.860 But before that, it's a surprise 02:07:25.860 --> 02:07:28.340 I hope I die first 02:07:28.340 --> 02:07:30.500 I don't wanna make the last move 02:07:30.500 --> 02:07:32.740 I don't wanna have to learn 02:07:32.740 --> 02:07:35.060 How to start sleep and last dream 02:07:35.060 --> 02:07:37.300 You're doing it right, it's worth it 02:07:37.300 --> 02:07:44.120 Listen now, baby, maybe if you make the curse, then I'll give you my freedom 02:07:44.120 --> 02:07:48.100 If I die first, I hope I die first 02:07:48.100 --> 02:07:53.400 Okay guys, I'm gonna be honest, I think we need to listen to that hardstyle song that we were listening to earlier 02:07:53.400 --> 02:07:54.700 What a fucking banger 02:07:55.900 --> 02:08:00.600 I am not in a rainbow 02:08:00.600 --> 02:08:05.100 In a rainbow, in a rainbow 02:08:05.100 --> 02:08:10.100 It's the home of a cat 02:08:11.100 --> 02:08:13.100 But it's not enough 02:08:14.100 --> 02:08:18.100 As it was long ago 02:08:20.100 --> 02:08:22.100 It's fine 02:08:23.100 --> 02:08:25.100 I can make it 02:08:26.100 --> 02:08:28.100 To be made again 02:08:29.100 --> 02:08:31.100 It's alright 02:08:32.100 --> 02:08:34.100 And it's fine 02:08:35.100 --> 02:08:40.100 I can make it, to make it 02:08:41.100 --> 02:08:44.100 For what I've got 02:08:44.100 --> 02:08:46.100 There's a crowd 02:08:47.100 --> 02:08:49.100 Looking out 02:08:50.100 --> 02:08:52.100 All the same 02:08:53.100 --> 02:08:55.100 That you are 02:08:56.100 --> 02:08:58.100 I'm here 02:08:59.100 --> 02:09:01.100 In the night 02:09:31.100 --> 02:09:36.100 absolute fucking juicer 02:09:36.100 --> 02:09:41.100 so check 02:09:41.100 --> 02:09:52.100 losers queue, not in losers queue anymore bro 02:09:52.100 --> 02:09:55.100 It's like now it's finally getting good. 02:10:07.100 --> 02:10:10.100 I've found us get a haircut, no. 02:10:11.100 --> 02:10:16.100 But I'm balding, I'm fucking holding on to this hair for as long as I possibly can. 02:10:17.100 --> 02:10:19.100 You think I give a fuck? 02:10:19.100 --> 02:10:29.100 Did I give a fuck though? 02:10:29.100 --> 02:10:34.600 Alright. 02:10:34.600 --> 02:10:37.100 I top in jungle which one should I learn more though? 02:10:37.100 --> 02:10:41.100 Whichever champion should I find cool? 02:10:41.100 --> 02:10:44.100 I'm tolling champs core, do that, jungle champs, same thing. 02:10:49.600 --> 02:10:54.600 Agandas challenged you on turkish servers when, probably literally never did. 02:10:54.600 --> 02:10:56.100 Fuck that shit. 02:10:59.100 --> 02:11:02.100 You can't escape that, can't run! 02:11:02.100 --> 02:11:05.100 And then the trucker is having to get the cruise ship. Thank you bro. 02:11:06.100 --> 02:11:10.100 You need to split the corn songs playing on the train? I don't want a train. 02:11:11.100 --> 02:11:13.100 The thing is 02:11:41.100 --> 02:11:43.160 you 02:12:11.100 --> 02:12:13.160 you 02:12:41.100 --> 02:12:43.160 you 02:13:11.100 --> 02:13:13.160 you 02:13:41.100 --> 02:13:43.160 you 02:14:11.100 --> 02:14:13.100 you 02:14:27.460 --> 02:14:29.460 and 02:14:32.340 --> 02:14:34.340 So lovely 02:14:41.100 --> 02:14:43.100 Alright, let's go. 02:14:50.400 --> 02:14:53.600 Alright, let's go guys. Who's right for this shit? 02:14:56.800 --> 02:14:58.900 Is everyone gonna pop towards the other scene? 02:15:00.460 --> 02:15:06.580 That is a crazy AOAoT take. No, it's not. AOAoT became the shittiest anime ever 02:15:06.580 --> 02:15:12.580 after you found out there's like oh well they're just on an island so boring 02:15:12.580 --> 02:15:21.580 ALT was only good when it was humans vs titans 02:15:21.580 --> 02:15:27.580 this time became humans vs humans it sucks 02:15:27.580 --> 02:15:29.580 All right 02:15:41.740 --> 02:15:45.020 Listen just run up on the bottom that's all you got to do 02:15:47.260 --> 02:15:50.140 Ailties hot dog shit last season not just the last one though 02:15:53.500 --> 02:15:55.500 Not just the last one though 02:15:55.500 --> 02:15:59.500 The second they had that big plot twist, they just fucking sucked balls. 02:16:07.500 --> 02:16:11.500 Holy outtake, I mean listen, you guys can say outtake, but it's fast. 02:16:13.500 --> 02:16:19.500 AOT could have been like, solo leveling levels of success and hype. 02:16:20.500 --> 02:16:24.500 If it wasn't for the fact that they made it fucking human versus human, I'm not wrong, I agree. 02:16:25.500 --> 02:16:30.500 The reason why Soul leveling is the best enemy is because Soul leveling gives you what you want to see. 02:16:30.500 --> 02:16:33.500 It gives you man fucking killing all monsters. 02:16:33.500 --> 02:16:37.500 And like AoT, you wanted to see man versus titans. 02:16:37.500 --> 02:16:39.500 And then when it became like, oh the big plot twist. 02:16:39.500 --> 02:16:40.500 Oh dude, yeah, fuck. 02:16:40.500 --> 02:16:45.500 Yeah, but if I'm an English teacher and I want to write an essay, oh that's fucking sick dude. 02:16:45.500 --> 02:16:49.500 But if I'm a guy who wants to enjoy this, I'm watching a shit-block fucking sucks today. 02:16:49.500 --> 02:16:52.500 Fuck that shit dude. 02:16:52.500 --> 02:16:55.060 And it's just facts we can disagree with that 02:17:04.260 --> 02:17:06.580 So lovely is dog shit kelp 02:17:07.700 --> 02:17:11.100 Anybody saying so lovely in this dog shit would say one piece is a good anime 02:17:11.620 --> 02:17:17.460 Yeah, cheers, bro. Watch your fucking one billion episodes to not even have any anything progress on the story 02:17:17.460 --> 02:17:22.800 Like guys, I'm like the anime fucking connoisseur, bro 02:17:22.800 --> 02:17:27.860 I know more about anime than the anime creators themselves. My taste is impeccable 02:17:30.460 --> 02:17:33.100 Why did you not like the my hero academia last seasons? 02:17:33.600 --> 02:17:41.940 Because they fucking sucked bro, that's why because the last season of my hero academia was literally most bullshit thing ever happens 02:17:41.940 --> 02:17:50.620 And then it's explained by 30 minutes earlier and it was unironically like that for two entire seasons fucking retard sloth 02:17:50.860 --> 02:17:54.100 It literally became a retard sloth. I'm not even kidding 02:18:04.280 --> 02:18:06.280 What 02:18:06.280 --> 02:18:16.280 I mean, did she play an auto W? 02:18:16.280 --> 02:18:17.280 I guess she didn't, right? 02:18:17.280 --> 02:18:19.280 But maybe she still won, this is... 02:18:19.280 --> 02:18:21.280 I don't know. 02:18:21.280 --> 02:18:27.280 Ragebid turned you on once? 02:18:27.280 --> 02:18:29.280 Ah, sure. 02:18:29.280 --> 02:18:43.600 It's on ragebite though, it's sort of like my actual opinions. 02:18:43.600 --> 02:18:49.040 The last seasons of My Hero Academia are easily the best seasons. 02:18:49.040 --> 02:18:51.440 You know what it's like when you type that? 02:18:51.440 --> 02:18:54.600 It's like imagine you're watching a movie, right? 02:18:54.600 --> 02:18:56.920 And it's like a guy's like, I'm dying. 02:18:56.920 --> 02:19:02.200 5 minutes later, he actually just randomly kills the main villain, and then it's explained 02:19:02.200 --> 02:19:07.200 by a cutscene that's like 40 minutes earlier, and it's like you think that's peak, bro. 02:19:07.200 --> 02:19:12.800 Like I'm gonna be honest, that's lazy shit story telling, that's all it is. 02:19:12.800 --> 02:19:17.560 The only good thing about My Hero Academia, honestly in the last few seasons, was the 02:19:17.560 --> 02:19:18.560 voice acting. 02:19:18.560 --> 02:19:19.880 That's it. 02:19:19.880 --> 02:19:22.400 The story itself was fucking trash garbage. 02:19:22.400 --> 02:19:29.060 And they would have ended up like the problem with my academia is that it just became like a fucking superhero show 02:19:29.260 --> 02:19:35.720 Like they don't know how to fucking end the comic so they just make it like a fucking like internally progress 02:19:35.720 --> 02:19:37.720 It's fucking bullshit, dude 02:19:42.080 --> 02:19:46.240 Like holy fuck did we need my her academia season 50 bro at that point 02:19:52.400 --> 02:19:54.400 Okay, that was a promise, yeah. 02:20:14.400 --> 02:20:18.400 No, but dude, when Luffy makes his retard base and goes super sane, it's peak. 02:20:22.400 --> 02:20:31.400 Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I don't know if we can fight anything at all or not. 02:20:31.400 --> 02:20:36.400 We need to just go on top of the bottom. We're good. 02:20:36.400 --> 02:20:45.400 And uh, FriarBat and May say, I can bot, and Audacious say, I can bot, and Duggy say, I can bot. Thank you. 02:20:45.400 --> 02:20:56.000 I think we should just play on Cobb to baron again again. 02:21:15.400 --> 02:21:23.740 All right. 02:21:23.740 --> 02:21:26.840 Best angle for us right now is there to stop the bar, guys. 02:21:26.840 --> 02:21:36.920 I don't think we can fight anything at all, especially with Galio. 02:21:36.920 --> 02:21:41.400 Like I don't know, I feel like they're... 02:21:41.400 --> 02:21:42.400 Yo what? 02:21:42.400 --> 02:21:43.400 Yo, uh. 02:21:43.400 --> 02:21:48.400 Yeah well, we're going to pretend that didn't just happen, okay? 02:22:04.400 --> 02:22:06.400 And then I'm down to chase this. 02:22:06.400 --> 02:22:19.600 I didn't think that the spawner would actually be in that bush though, or in that jungler 02:22:19.600 --> 02:22:33.600 I mean. 02:22:33.600 --> 02:22:35.480 What about Tokyo Goal? 02:22:35.480 --> 02:22:39.660 i didn't get drawn in after the first episode so i didn't bother watching it 02:22:39.660 --> 02:22:42.280 if you can't draw me in on the first episode you don't deserve to have my 02:22:42.280 --> 02:22:45.120 attention for the entire series 02:22:45.120 --> 02:22:52.120 and not spots 02:22:53.240 --> 02:22:55.300 okay i think 02:22:55.300 --> 02:22:59.360 it's looking almost impossible for us to win but who knows 02:22:59.360 --> 02:23:03.700 maybe there's still an angle 02:23:03.700 --> 02:23:10.700 I don't know how the fuck we're ever going to get that angle, but we'll see. 02:23:21.380 --> 02:23:28.380 Alright, so now we've just found this and we should be good. 02:23:33.700 --> 02:23:40.860 About Jujutsu Kaisen, Jujutsu Kaisen was get up until the last season, and the last season 02:23:40.860 --> 02:23:44.940 I didn't understand anything about what was going on, so rather than rewatch the episodes 02:23:44.940 --> 02:23:47.140 I just decided to stop watching it all together. 02:23:47.140 --> 02:23:50.980 After that one episode where she killed her whole family I was like yeah fuck this shit 02:23:50.980 --> 02:23:51.980 all the time. 02:23:51.980 --> 02:23:57.700 But I have no idea what's going on and it just feels like a bunch of bullshit. 02:23:57.700 --> 02:24:04.700 the soy phone non-existent 02:24:06.560 --> 02:24:13.560 they might have to just suck on the uh... crocs 02:24:27.700 --> 02:24:39.460 Yeah, Loki we just found a reset here. 02:24:39.460 --> 02:24:49.860 Oh my god, he's fucking serious. 02:24:49.860 --> 02:24:51.980 I mean dude, I don't know, it's just so crazy. 02:24:51.980 --> 02:24:53.980 the gallows on every single player, it's actually fucked 02:25:02.980 --> 02:25:05.980 hey, divided the chat in half for that take 02:25:08.980 --> 02:25:12.980 dude, I have a very very very good sense of like what's good in animes 02:25:12.980 --> 02:25:15.980 cause like the problem is that most people end up having to become fucking like 02:25:15.980 --> 02:25:20.980 theology professors to like justify why the anime they like is actually good 02:25:20.980 --> 02:25:26.580 But if you can't, like, have a retard enjoy your anime, then it's not a good anime. Simple as that. 02:25:26.580 --> 02:25:28.080 It's undercaming, bro. 02:25:29.080 --> 02:25:32.280 And if even a retard can't be entertained by it, then fucking cheers. 02:25:40.580 --> 02:25:45.380 Let's say we solve this game out. Is there any chance we can ever fight against Stargator? 02:25:50.980 --> 02:26:14.980 I don't ask what about Steins gate yeah brother we watch an anime about Epstein's fucking up 02:26:14.980 --> 02:26:19.460 I've seen his basement bro that he keeps all the kids locked inside of is that what it's about 02:26:22.660 --> 02:26:29.140 Guys I thought we were going to come and pizza why are we in a random basement and we can't get out like dude like what? 02:26:30.500 --> 02:26:32.660 I'm not watching anime about obscene 02:26:42.100 --> 02:26:44.100 I think it's so wonderful okay 02:26:44.980 --> 02:26:51.980 I think we can do this with your mobile game, I think we can do this with your mobile game. 02:27:01.980 --> 02:27:05.980 Greatest time travel series ever. 02:27:05.980 --> 02:27:08.980 Yeah, Brawl has not seen Avengers Endgame, that's for sure. 02:27:08.980 --> 02:27:23.980 Okay, I think what we can do is we can look on Reset and it's like Bawcrab or some shit. 02:27:23.980 --> 02:27:32.980 Yeah, we're just going to go for like an AP route here. 02:27:32.980 --> 02:27:40.980 As long as Vayne has the potential of dying, we actually win this game, isn't it? 02:27:40.980 --> 02:27:47.980 I mean, that's just sad. 02:27:47.980 --> 02:27:56.980 Like, what a sad fucking game this is. 02:27:56.980 --> 02:27:59.980 Yo, 1v1 again! 02:27:59.980 --> 02:28:03.660 Again, Jason, you do not want to get embarrassed by me, bro. 02:28:04.980 --> 02:28:06.180 Like, I know you don't. 02:28:06.780 --> 02:28:10.220 Like, you're saying that you've been having a good day just watching me like lose games, like, 02:28:10.540 --> 02:28:14.220 trust me, you don't want to make this day even worse for you, bro. 02:28:14.620 --> 02:28:15.820 Like, I already won my last game. 02:28:15.820 --> 02:28:17.180 You sure you want to do that to yourself? 02:28:17.180 --> 02:28:46.440 I don't think there's any way that we could actually kill Bang here, so... 02:28:46.440 --> 02:28:50.440 Jason won last time. Yeah, the only reason why is because I was playing fucking Riven. 02:28:52.440 --> 02:28:54.440 Put us on a fair matchup, it's over for him. 02:29:00.440 --> 02:29:07.440 Dude, okay, Jason, real talk. How much of a, like, you have this fucking bookmarked! 02:29:10.440 --> 02:29:15.440 Dude, the only reason you won is because you got your game on Riven. 02:29:15.440 --> 02:29:20.240 If we do it on like Zerath and Ezreal, you're fucking cooked, bro. 02:29:22.160 --> 02:29:23.680 You are fucking cooked. 02:29:32.160 --> 02:29:34.160 Wait, there's someone, there's someone. 02:29:40.560 --> 02:29:43.120 I'm gonna fucking shoot myself in the head in front of my parents. 02:29:45.440 --> 02:29:52.440 Guys, I'm not kidding, I think if someone else asks me to play Hammerdinger, I'm gonna find that... 02:29:57.440 --> 02:30:00.440 Complains about Jiu Jitsu Kaizen serve is a so lovely fact. 02:30:00.440 --> 02:30:05.440 Yeah, so lovely has the best story because we know exactly what to expect. 02:30:05.440 --> 02:30:09.440 Only pseudo-intellectuals think there needs to be deeper meaning. 02:30:15.440 --> 02:30:30.640 I wonder if we have any chance at actually going for this shit here. 02:30:30.640 --> 02:30:38.560 Guys, I'm gonna be honest, I don't think the fucking Galio is killable. 02:30:38.560 --> 02:30:44.080 Yeah, this is fucking chalk. 02:30:44.080 --> 02:30:46.080 You mean 02:31:03.760 --> 02:31:06.220 All right guys, is there any way for us to win right now 02:31:06.220 --> 02:31:20.620 real talk is there any way for us to win right now i mean this game is just fucked 02:31:20.620 --> 02:31:27.620 I will not get tilted. 02:31:27.620 --> 02:31:40.100 Can we all talk? 02:31:40.100 --> 02:31:45.340 Our chin rear is actually kind of fat now, but I don't know, we need like literally 20 02:31:45.340 --> 02:31:48.340 items across our king if he ever wants to chance someone in here. 02:31:48.340 --> 02:31:50.340 Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't? 02:31:50.340 --> 02:31:52.340 That's not good in the world. 02:32:03.340 --> 02:32:06.340 That's the angle that we have right now is just like for the rest of the topside 02:32:06.340 --> 02:32:08.340 and then afterwards we're going to the east side. 02:32:15.340 --> 02:32:21.980 There's probably a 0% chance that we ever kill Narcella. 02:32:21.980 --> 02:32:26.820 But if I have Jinx with me, maybe. 02:32:26.820 --> 02:32:44.860 Okay guys, I'm not gonna lie, this one's fucking over. 02:32:44.860 --> 02:32:57.860 I don't have to watch 100x hunker, but if I wanted to watch a show about a pletophile 02:32:57.860 --> 02:32:59.860 clown, I'd watch it. 02:32:59.860 --> 02:33:04.860 You know what I mean? 02:33:04.860 --> 02:33:09.860 Okay, that's crazy. 02:33:09.860 --> 02:33:13.860 We lost. 02:33:13.860 --> 02:33:21.020 25 vs 7? Yeah this game is fucked. The enemy team just had the galley wall on every single 02:33:21.020 --> 02:33:24.020 play. I should have just not fought anything. 02:33:43.860 --> 02:33:45.860 Alright, maybe we can learn how to miss her. 02:33:49.860 --> 02:33:52.860 Okay, Trin's damage is lucky kinda crazy. 02:33:54.860 --> 02:33:56.860 Could he want to be like this? 02:34:13.860 --> 02:34:17.660 You know it can't be, it's hard to find a love through every shade of gray 02:34:17.660 --> 02:34:20.260 So try your luck, babe, never stand to change 02:34:20.260 --> 02:34:22.260 It's hard to find a love through every shade of gray 02:34:22.260 --> 02:34:24.260 Dude, this game just needs to be over 02:34:24.260 --> 02:34:27.260 It's hard to find a love through every shade of gray 02:34:27.260 --> 02:34:30.260 Like, I'm gonna be honest with you guys, this one is just so fucked 02:34:30.260 --> 02:34:33.260 Like, this one is actually just like so fucked 02:34:33.260 --> 02:34:41.260 It's hard to find a love through every shade of gray 02:34:41.260 --> 02:34:45.220 Don't people it's cost money superior just wasting money viewbotting you yeah 02:34:45.220 --> 02:34:51.020 But sometimes what it is is it's like the viewbot site owners that do it just like show that their services actually 02:34:56.260 --> 02:34:58.260 All right, let's even look on this here 02:35:11.260 --> 02:35:13.260 There's no one that would give up on this. 02:35:13.260 --> 02:35:15.260 Jesus, fuck. 02:35:15.260 --> 02:35:17.260 Right. 02:35:17.260 --> 02:35:19.260 Thank you, bro. 02:35:19.260 --> 02:35:23.260 Oh, but now we need the success in the weekend. 02:35:23.260 --> 02:35:26.260 Ooh, 1k bounty. 02:35:26.260 --> 02:35:28.260 Hold on, hold on. 02:35:31.260 --> 02:35:33.260 What? What? 02:35:35.260 --> 02:35:37.260 What? 02:35:37.260 --> 02:35:45.540 I mean listen, it's not like necessarily over yet though 02:35:48.340 --> 02:35:53.480 Guys, should we one-by-one Jason the win after this game just to get an ego boost 02:35:54.620 --> 02:35:59.180 Like we've been having a fucked up bit of soul queue or if I just one-by-one the elbow gold player 02:35:59.700 --> 02:36:02.020 And then afterwards you just got nice old ego boost 02:36:03.100 --> 02:36:05.100 Like you guys think that could actually have a hard 02:36:05.100 --> 02:36:12.100 Ever watch Rodney Crimson? Awesome combat in that anime. Also, Scrooge Rainer, we want Blue Pond gameplay. 02:36:12.100 --> 02:36:16.100 No, haven't. We're going to be maybe though. 02:36:27.100 --> 02:36:34.100 You know what? Churnout's Flash. If he flashes on the Vayne on Drag, there might be a chance I could actually do some here. 02:36:35.100 --> 02:36:41.100 Don't take the beautiful things that I've got on my mind. 02:36:41.100 --> 02:36:46.100 I'm trying to get my hands on it. 02:36:46.100 --> 02:36:50.100 I'm trying to get my hands on it. 02:36:50.100 --> 02:36:51.100 I'm gonna lose. 02:36:56.100 --> 02:36:58.100 Like we reactioned on this. 02:36:58.100 --> 02:37:00.100 We're gonna have a motherfuckin' dog. 02:37:00.100 --> 02:37:02.100 That's not gonna work. 02:37:02.100 --> 02:37:13.100 There were no stars to fill the emptiness space of a two-beaming house staring them tumbling back at the ball. 02:37:13.100 --> 02:37:20.660 Yo, you're not doing this yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, you're not doing this 02:37:27.580 --> 02:37:29.580 We can actually hold this 02:37:33.820 --> 02:37:36.920 He did the delay catch up are we good now are we no delay 02:37:36.920 --> 02:37:44.120 me. All right. Yo, no one wants you to go to the graduation, 02:37:44.120 --> 02:37:46.800 bro. Take the hand, bro. Just take the hand. Just end end 02:37:46.800 --> 02:37:50.080 the segment, bro. What the fuck is this? This is the last one. 02:37:50.080 --> 02:37:58.080 Because obviously, no one's graduating. Yo. Yo, can you hear 02:37:58.080 --> 02:38:00.080 Yeah 02:38:00.080 --> 02:38:02.080 Yo, I'm graduating 02:38:02.760 --> 02:38:04.760 Casa delay 02:38:04.920 --> 02:38:06.040 I 02:38:06.040 --> 02:38:10.320 Don't know if they're gonna let you in though. I'm not gonna lie. Well, you did you actually 02:38:12.960 --> 02:38:14.960 Know 02:38:15.600 --> 02:38:21.040 Are you fucking done my contents here, bro? Yeah, don't test bro. You got my on discord 02:38:28.080 --> 02:38:30.080 I 02:38:33.240 --> 02:38:38.660 Can't on League holy shit, where's the discord, but I'm calling you 02:38:40.400 --> 02:38:45.360 All right, where's the dentist dude light mode you're asking this is definitely a league player 02:38:46.200 --> 02:38:48.200 Please don't lose contest. Wow 02:38:49.920 --> 02:38:53.880 All right, let's go. Is he not gonna like call me 02:38:55.880 --> 02:38:57.880 Jason I'm calling you bro 02:38:58.080 --> 02:39:06.480 Oh, hey dude. Okay Jason quick question. I have an answer. Okay. Why is it that today you've 02:39:06.480 --> 02:39:11.120 spent your day so far doing two things? Hate watching me off stream and trying to convince 02:39:11.120 --> 02:39:18.080 high schoolers to let you go to their graduation. I'm not trying to go to high school to graduate 02:39:18.080 --> 02:39:22.640 because I'm trying to go to college graduation because people are graduating and I just want 02:39:22.640 --> 02:39:24.640 I just want to show love and support 02:39:25.280 --> 02:39:31.720 Okay, so that's so that's the story we're going with. Okay. Gotcha. No, it's not a story. It's real. It's real 02:39:32.160 --> 02:39:36.800 What I was trying to do. Okay, whatever you say, bro. Okay, you ready to get shit on I 02:39:37.520 --> 02:39:43.320 Mean listen a year ago. I completely outplayed you on every single champion 02:39:43.920 --> 02:39:49.960 That we play I want to be a hop on ribbon and what do we do a three three games? Okay? 02:39:49.960 --> 02:39:53.300 Wait, wait, wait, Jason, let's get one thing clear, okay? 02:39:53.300 --> 02:39:58.300 Last year, you won because I threw the game on Yasuo 02:39:59.600 --> 02:40:02.460 and you hustled me on Riven. 02:40:02.460 --> 02:40:05.060 Like, it was not a fair win, 02:40:05.060 --> 02:40:07.940 but you realize today you're getting too old, right? 02:40:07.940 --> 02:40:10.020 Brother, brother, stop pacing around, 02:40:10.020 --> 02:40:12.580 you're moving, you talk. 02:40:12.580 --> 02:40:14.660 Why do you do that? 02:40:14.660 --> 02:40:17.260 It's because my brain, like, if I don't pace around, 02:40:17.260 --> 02:40:20.020 and the problem is that my brain goes faster than my body. 02:40:20.020 --> 02:40:22.780 So because of the thoughts I'm registering, I stutter. 02:40:22.780 --> 02:40:25.620 So I need to walk around to prevent myself from stuttering. 02:40:26.780 --> 02:40:29.780 Okay, honestly, that's okay. 02:40:29.780 --> 02:40:32.460 Maybe I should try that too, I stutter a lot. 02:40:32.460 --> 02:40:33.300 Wait, do you? 02:40:33.300 --> 02:40:35.580 I do, I do, I don't know. 02:40:35.580 --> 02:40:37.900 I've been getting hit in the head as well, so. 02:40:37.900 --> 02:40:39.260 I'll be autism. 02:40:40.740 --> 02:40:41.900 All right, Jason. 02:40:41.900 --> 02:40:44.260 All right, so should we put like $1,000 on this game 02:40:44.260 --> 02:40:45.100 or what, because I- 02:40:45.100 --> 02:40:47.760 No! What the fuck? 02:40:48.360 --> 02:40:50.860 I say, you're a challenger! 02:40:50.860 --> 02:40:52.360 Yo, are you a one trick? 02:40:52.360 --> 02:40:53.660 Are you a one trick? 02:40:53.660 --> 02:40:55.500 Okay, how about we do this? How about we do this? 02:40:55.500 --> 02:40:58.000 You put up a thousand, I'll put up a hundred. 02:40:59.000 --> 02:41:02.400 What? What did that add? You're a challenger! 02:41:02.400 --> 02:41:06.200 Dude, Jason, you've been running 30 minutes of ads an hour for the last three years. 02:41:06.200 --> 02:41:07.800 You're not even possible! 02:41:08.400 --> 02:41:10.900 Jason, Jason, Jason. 02:41:10.900 --> 02:41:12.700 Look, let me explain, okay? 02:41:12.700 --> 02:41:18.980 If you take this bet and you win, bro, it's like you just conquered against all odds, bro 02:41:18.980 --> 02:41:23.280 It's like the David versus Goliath storyline. Does that make sense? 02:41:23.700 --> 02:41:30.900 And okay, and you should clearly just beat me because your challenger you should be mechanically better than me 02:41:30.900 --> 02:41:33.300 Exactly Jason. That's what I'm saying, bro 02:41:33.340 --> 02:41:38.820 So since I should beat you me putting a less money makes you look better, bro 02:41:38.820 --> 02:41:41.020 Like this is literally for you. No 02:41:44.020 --> 02:41:51.580 But Jason Jason you're not understanding bro like listen just just please hear me out okay if you get the ten to one odds and 02:41:51.740 --> 02:41:57.420 On top of it. It's a fair 1v1. Then it's like you're it's you against the world, bro 02:41:57.420 --> 02:42:02.900 Like it's what your viewers want. They want to champion you bro. They want to be like Jason bro 02:42:02.900 --> 02:42:08.780 You overcame against all odds dude. They're gonna be cheering your name Jason Jason 02:42:08.820 --> 02:42:10.820 Like it's gonna be sick. 02:42:10.820 --> 02:42:15.020 Let's just let's just do a hundred gifted. Oh pizza beer. Thanks for the gift. Did it not test chat? 02:42:15.780 --> 02:42:18.120 All right, okay, so we're doing a hundred gifted 02:42:18.620 --> 02:42:21.540 Hundred gifted. All right. That's fine. Okay. What's your username? 02:42:22.460 --> 02:42:28.060 Oh my username is what you unadorned me bro. No, I'm on another account. I switch accounts every like 10 months 02:42:29.060 --> 02:42:33.580 Mine is Jason nms hashtag 69 69 02:42:35.220 --> 02:42:37.220 Yo, that's a pretty cool tag 02:42:37.220 --> 02:42:43.600 yeah yeah okay you have to add someone your friends this is fall you're too 02:42:43.600 --> 02:42:51.040 popular sorry okay let me just add this person all right yep wait it says 02:42:51.040 --> 02:42:56.640 internal server error okay what's your thing okay no wait now I'll invite you 02:42:56.640 --> 02:43:02.000 to a game okay enable invites oh wait fuck okay no I have an idea okay hide 02:43:02.000 --> 02:43:09.400 discord hiding okay we're doing a ram right yeah we're doing a rough okay so 02:43:09.400 --> 02:43:23.720 this will do blind pick holding at this okay all right all right there you go 02:43:23.720 --> 02:43:26.000 Go in my customs and join. 02:43:26.000 --> 02:43:31.600 What does NMS stand for? 02:43:31.600 --> 02:43:36.120 Money Sniper is my old tiktok user name, so yeah. 02:43:36.120 --> 02:43:37.920 What's a Money Sniper? 02:43:37.920 --> 02:43:42.280 So, like, you know, Katie was like easy Money Sniper, but also it also stands for no more 02:43:42.280 --> 02:43:45.120 sex because it's overrated. 02:43:45.120 --> 02:43:46.120 Nice. 02:43:46.120 --> 02:43:49.320 Wait, I don't understand how to do this. 02:43:49.320 --> 02:43:52.280 Okay, so you go in my customs, you do join custom? 02:43:52.280 --> 02:43:54.280 And then you search up. Yeah, you got it 02:43:58.320 --> 02:44:05.200 Then I can't wait to see you fucking squirm and flail your arms around when I completely destroy you. Yeah, you want to see that don't you? 02:44:07.400 --> 02:44:09.400 Yeah 02:44:10.880 --> 02:44:14.960 Look, I'm talking right now listen you're silver like look at the rank difference, bro 02:44:14.960 --> 02:44:16.960 It's like you know what this is like Jason 02:44:16.960 --> 02:44:24.060 It's like imagine you're there and you're doing like Tinder 1v1s and then it's like the enemy is like 6 foot 13 and 02:44:24.060 --> 02:44:29.080 You have to put like 4 foot 5 on your bio. You know what I mean? Like it's already over from champs side 02:44:29.520 --> 02:44:32.460 How do you actually think about these scenarios? 02:44:32.460 --> 02:44:39.000 Like that I don't even know how your brain is wired to create these hypotheticals in your in your brain 02:44:39.720 --> 02:44:45.720 Yeah, I mean listen it took me a lot of therapy to like manage it, but it's okay now. Alright, what champ are we doing? 02:44:46.960 --> 02:44:52.440 I'm so confident. I'm gonna cuz you're one trick and one tricks are mechanically just shit 02:44:53.200 --> 02:44:58.800 I'm not gonna do anything or we could do skill champions because I saw that you said only Ezreal was there right? 02:44:59.720 --> 02:45:01.760 Let's do you be do said you want to do that? 02:45:02.400 --> 02:45:06.240 Zed oh fuck. I don't know inside fuck. Okay. What else? 02:45:07.040 --> 02:45:09.040 You pick you pick the cause 02:45:09.040 --> 02:45:19.040 Okay, which runes? Which runes? Okay. Okay, so you're gonna go ghost flash. 02:45:19.040 --> 02:45:25.040 Okay. And then for the rune page, do the ability damage and mana, the third one. 02:45:25.040 --> 02:45:31.040 Got it. All right, let's go. I make sure you change back to ghost instead of heal. 02:45:31.040 --> 02:45:37.040 Yep. Why are y'all saying GG's? That's his second best champ? 02:45:37.040 --> 02:45:41.340 Last time I played this champ is when I was like 14 02:45:44.120 --> 02:45:46.120 Okay, listen 02:45:46.560 --> 02:45:49.600 Are you ready to get annihilated by the tentacle monster? 02:45:51.400 --> 02:45:53.120 Brother 02:45:53.120 --> 02:45:56.520 I'm so confident right now. I don't know if I'm over. I'm not over confident right now 02:45:56.520 --> 02:46:00.600 I don't know. It's because I beat you before but dude like okay again 02:46:00.600 --> 02:46:05.960 You did not beat me before you got a lucky cheese win. I beat you 02:46:05.960 --> 02:46:11.840 No, you didn't okay. Go Guardians or go go the two starter items with one health pod Jason 02:46:11.840 --> 02:46:14.920 You didn't beat me, bro. You know what it's like when you say beat me 02:46:15.680 --> 02:46:20.600 Yeah, it's like imagine we're at school and then you're like, you know fight me outside 02:46:21.360 --> 02:46:23.360 Okay 02:46:23.720 --> 02:46:27.100 Okay, yeah, okay, so it's like we're at school and then you're like fight me outside 02:46:27.100 --> 02:46:31.020 And then we're both squaring up and you pull a knife out and you start stabbing me to death 02:46:31.020 --> 02:46:35.020 But it wasn't a real win. That's what you did with ribbon. Does that make sense? 02:46:35.960 --> 02:46:41.060 Um, but no, no, no, no, can I get another comparison? 02:46:41.560 --> 02:46:43.860 Okay, so it's like, okay, okay. 02:46:44.160 --> 02:46:47.560 It's like you're sitting there and there's like a major that comes up to you. 02:46:47.560 --> 02:46:49.260 And he's like, yo, Jason, fight me right now. 02:46:49.560 --> 02:46:53.660 And then as you're sparring up, he takes off his mask and it turns out it was 02:46:53.660 --> 02:46:58.060 Conor McGregor with both of his legs chopped up after half way point. 02:46:59.360 --> 02:47:00.860 What the fuck? 02:47:01.260 --> 02:47:02.660 Okay, that's what I understand. 02:47:02.660 --> 02:47:03.860 I want to actually understand. 02:47:04.260 --> 02:47:04.760 Yeah. 02:47:05.960 --> 02:47:07.960 Oh 02:47:11.760 --> 02:47:14.380 Yeah, I can already tell you're nervous I can feel your heart rate 02:47:18.520 --> 02:47:22.920 What now what now now you're gonna see what now bro about five seconds 02:47:26.880 --> 02:47:31.480 Yeah, I'm just saying no, but I was good in geometry when I was a kid it's fucking over for you 02:47:31.480 --> 02:47:40.680 you. The capital of Texas is North Carolina. Fuck. No, it's not. It's Austin. 02:47:40.680 --> 02:47:47.080 Bro's so rattled that he feels the need to respond to rage bait. That's how you know 02:47:47.080 --> 02:47:54.160 I'm in your head. I'm in your head running through right now. 02:48:24.160 --> 02:48:28.480 That NMS is about to stand for no more subs after this game, that's all I'm gonna tell you. 02:48:28.480 --> 02:48:29.480 Heh heh heh. 02:48:29.480 --> 02:48:30.480 Ahhhh. 02:48:30.480 --> 02:48:31.480 Boo! 02:48:31.480 --> 02:48:32.480 Oh my god! 02:48:32.480 --> 02:48:42.800 I don't know why I gave you the champ pick, I don't know why did that, I don't know why 02:48:42.800 --> 02:48:43.800 did that. 02:48:43.800 --> 02:48:44.800 Oh, Jason! 02:48:44.800 --> 02:48:50.400 So, Jason, how are you feeling right now, gimme a rundown right now. 02:48:50.400 --> 02:48:57.400 me back in the game, give me back in the game, give me back in there, give me back in there. 02:48:57.400 --> 02:48:59.920 Give me back in there, bro. Give me back in there. Yes, yes, don't worry. Okay, same thing, 02:48:59.920 --> 02:49:04.360 same password. Okay, so Jason, like come on, talk to the viewers, but we need a post game 02:49:04.360 --> 02:49:08.760 interview. How are you feeling now? I just was overcommon there. I just was overcommon, 02:49:08.760 --> 02:49:13.640 but it won't ever happen again. Okay, so what's your favorite thing of running here? 02:49:13.640 --> 02:49:17.240 No, we're not doing ribbon another job 02:49:19.240 --> 02:49:25.000 Literally any other champ in the game. Okay, let me look at it. Let me look at the temple. Okay. Yeah 02:49:27.560 --> 02:49:33.240 I'm gonna start to start it. I'll be able to decide no because things I don't know in every champs outside 02:49:33.240 --> 02:49:35.240 Like look at the chapel then tell me so I can buy them 02:49:36.120 --> 02:49:38.120 Do I do as real? 02:49:38.120 --> 02:49:40.120 I don't know. 02:49:40.120 --> 02:49:42.120 Let's do... 02:49:42.120 --> 02:49:44.120 Yasuo. 02:49:44.120 --> 02:49:46.120 Let's do... 02:49:46.120 --> 02:49:48.120 Keep suggesting. 02:49:48.120 --> 02:49:50.120 Yasuo Zed. 02:49:50.120 --> 02:49:52.120 You want to go back to Zed? Akali? 02:49:54.120 --> 02:49:56.120 Gragas. 02:49:56.120 --> 02:49:58.120 Let's do Aurelia. 02:49:58.120 --> 02:50:00.120 Oh, okay. 02:50:00.120 --> 02:50:02.120 Okay, so Jason, you want to do the 100 gift an hour? 02:50:02.120 --> 02:50:04.120 Do you want to wait until after the game? 02:50:04.120 --> 02:50:06.120 for the game. 02:50:06.120 --> 02:50:08.120 Haha, let's do the same. 02:50:08.120 --> 02:50:09.120 We should. 02:50:09.120 --> 02:50:10.120 We should. 02:50:10.120 --> 02:50:11.120 No, no, you already locked in Rally. 02:50:11.120 --> 02:50:12.120 No, I didn't. 02:50:12.120 --> 02:50:13.120 I didn't say lock. 02:50:13.120 --> 02:50:14.120 Damn, I'll scammer. 02:50:14.120 --> 02:50:15.120 I'll scammer, bro. 02:50:15.120 --> 02:50:16.120 No, I didn't decide yet. 02:50:16.120 --> 02:50:17.120 Let's do the same. 02:50:17.120 --> 02:50:18.120 I can't find out the least end. 02:50:18.120 --> 02:50:19.120 Are you ready? 02:50:19.120 --> 02:50:20.120 Yeah, yeah, at least end. 02:50:20.120 --> 02:50:21.120 Okay. 02:50:21.120 --> 02:50:22.120 There's no way, bro. 02:50:22.120 --> 02:50:23.120 Okay, so wait. 02:50:23.120 --> 02:50:24.120 Wait, what's your end? 02:50:24.120 --> 02:50:25.120 Do we do the first, second, or third? 02:50:25.120 --> 02:50:26.120 Second, second. 02:50:26.120 --> 02:50:27.120 Dark harvest? 02:50:27.120 --> 02:50:28.120 Okay. 02:50:28.120 --> 02:50:29.120 Okay. 02:50:29.120 --> 02:50:30.120 Okay. 02:50:30.120 --> 02:50:31.120 Okay. 02:50:31.120 --> 02:50:32.120 Okay. 02:50:32.520 --> 02:50:34.520 Dark harvest, okay 02:50:35.360 --> 02:50:40.840 No, it cluckers. Oh wait the bonus damage to the same in healing. Yeah. Yeah, okay. We'll do that 02:50:40.840 --> 02:50:45.720 Okay, let's go and then uh and then flash flashing night. All right 02:50:48.840 --> 02:50:52.320 All right, Jason, are you Lee sinning to me right now? 02:50:54.760 --> 02:50:56.760 That's a good one, bro 02:50:56.760 --> 02:51:01.440 things. Listen, we can make this quick. If you want, I'll let you just run into my tower 02:51:01.440 --> 02:51:05.360 right now and you can just like lose all your health so that we can call it quits, okay? 02:51:05.360 --> 02:51:14.360 It's not gonna happen. Warhammer and Long Sword and wait, yeah, Warhammer and Long Sword. 02:51:14.360 --> 02:51:17.160 Okay. So no plots. 02:51:17.160 --> 02:51:18.160 No plots. 02:51:18.160 --> 02:51:20.160 Alright, okay 02:51:23.280 --> 02:51:28.820 Here we go, I feel like you're gonna lose this one at level one 02:51:38.040 --> 02:51:43.480 I'm like as you learn I actually like no I actually like my whole PC just crashed 02:51:43.480 --> 02:51:50.640 I swear to God I lied there. No, that is a cow. I swear to God my entire PC just fucking lied. I 02:51:51.720 --> 02:51:58.000 Swear to God I had my W up. I couldn't W myself. I actually like please please watch I would have won 02:51:58.000 --> 02:52:01.080 I would have won because I would have seen that would have won 02:52:01.080 --> 02:52:03.080 I 02:52:14.120 --> 02:52:16.320 Jason are you ready to hear the real fucked up thing? 02:52:16.800 --> 02:52:22.780 No, no, no, bro. The real fucked up thing is that I like to but the difference between me and you is I won 02:52:23.600 --> 02:52:25.600 No, you didn't like 02:52:25.600 --> 02:52:27.600 I did! I did! 02:52:27.600 --> 02:52:29.600 I swear to god, I lied! Yes! 02:52:29.600 --> 02:52:31.600 My entire fucking shit froze! 02:52:32.600 --> 02:52:34.600 No, there's no way, bro. 02:52:35.600 --> 02:52:38.600 There's no way, bro. I'm watching the replay. I'm watching your replay right now. 02:52:38.600 --> 02:52:39.600 Alright, watch. 02:52:40.600 --> 02:52:42.600 Have your shim open. Look, check it out. 02:52:46.600 --> 02:52:49.600 Yo, isn't it crazy? I'm like the Doctor Strange of League of Legends. 02:52:49.600 --> 02:52:51.600 I literally knew that you were gonna lose level one. 02:52:51.600 --> 02:52:52.600 Look. Watch. 02:52:52.600 --> 02:52:53.600 Where's the lag? 02:52:53.600 --> 02:52:54.600 Watch! Watch! 02:52:54.600 --> 02:53:01.240 Where did you go back go back go back go back wait go back 02:53:02.640 --> 02:53:05.160 No, go back look wait watch 02:53:07.280 --> 02:53:09.280 You just saw it 02:53:09.960 --> 02:53:18.120 Yes, right before I use my W. I insta-lagged look look fucking killing me look okay, not like 02:53:18.120 --> 02:53:27.480 Okay, you actually you were you were lagging my AFK auto wing now now look I like I could I was gonna W 02:53:27.480 --> 02:53:35.280 your either and then when QE to you know watch watch watch watch now watch me now watch me watch 02:53:35.280 --> 02:53:43.840 though Jason this is some insane fucking cope right now I'm not coping I'm not coping yeah let's watch 02:53:48.120 --> 02:53:53.720 Dude, Jason, aren't you a billionaire? Why the fuck do you have like a laggy-ass PC? 02:53:54.760 --> 02:54:00.360 No, my PC's not laggy. It's the fucking... I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened. I don't know. 02:54:02.920 --> 02:54:03.480 Bro, wait. 02:54:08.040 --> 02:54:16.040 You see? I was double you! You see? I was gonna double you and EQ kill you! I was gonna kill you there! 02:54:16.040 --> 02:54:18.040 I mean, where's your phone? 02:54:20.040 --> 02:54:22.040 Wait, hold on, give me a second. 02:54:22.040 --> 02:54:23.040 Let me look at the- 02:54:23.040 --> 02:54:26.040 Look, you see, my W is up, right? 02:54:26.040 --> 02:54:28.040 My W is up. 02:54:28.040 --> 02:54:30.040 I would have won there. 02:54:33.040 --> 02:54:34.040 Look, my W is up. 02:54:34.040 --> 02:54:38.040 I had so much time to W myself, but I lagged. 02:54:38.040 --> 02:54:43.040 So, Jason, you're telling me that you just actually manipulated your own ping 02:54:43.040 --> 02:54:47.040 To make it seem like you're lagging, so you wouldn't have to pay me up in a 1v1. 02:54:47.040 --> 02:54:51.040 No, I would still pay you if you win fair and square. 02:54:51.040 --> 02:54:54.040 Okay, fine. We'll do a third game. I can watch out and do a deal. 02:54:54.040 --> 02:54:57.040 No, no, the second game. No, no, just redo. Just redo. 02:54:57.040 --> 02:54:59.040 On Lee Sin. 02:55:01.040 --> 02:55:03.040 Okay, fine. Okay, you want to do another champ? 02:55:03.040 --> 02:55:06.040 No, no, we can do a Lee Sin. Whatever you want. 02:55:06.040 --> 02:55:10.040 Okay, okay. I respect you a lot for this, man. 02:55:10.040 --> 02:55:11.040 I gotcha, I gotcha. 02:55:11.040 --> 02:55:16.040 All right, John, whatever Jason wants, Jason gets. 02:55:16.360 --> 02:55:17.800 Wait, Jason, guess what, bro? 02:55:20.800 --> 02:55:24.440 After this game, I'm gonna make you put the sun in Jason. 02:55:25.680 --> 02:55:28.280 Are you fucking kidding me? 02:55:28.280 --> 02:55:30.120 Like, how's that? 02:55:35.120 --> 02:55:37.040 Got it, because like your name is Jason, 02:55:37.040 --> 02:55:38.680 but it's like Jason. 02:55:38.680 --> 02:55:40.680 I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it. 02:55:40.680 --> 02:55:44.360 Oh, cause Jason, oh, yeah, yeah, exactly. 02:55:44.360 --> 02:55:50.360 All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. 02:55:50.360 --> 02:55:52.860 All right, let's go. 02:55:52.860 --> 02:55:53.700 What are you doing? 02:55:53.700 --> 02:55:54.700 You listening again? 02:55:54.700 --> 02:55:55.700 Yeah, yeah. 02:55:55.700 --> 02:55:56.700 Okay. 02:55:56.700 --> 02:56:02.700 Dude, your desk didn't do anything. 02:56:02.700 --> 02:56:03.700 Relax. 02:56:03.700 --> 02:56:10.120 Like Jason, it's okay, nobody was expecting you to win anyways. 02:56:10.120 --> 02:56:27.300 not letting anybody down with this. Same thing, same exact thing. Alright, let's go. 02:56:27.300 --> 02:56:34.300 focus 02:56:43.940 --> 02:56:46.300 my god what the fuck 02:56:46.300 --> 02:56:47.380 i don't know what's happening 02:56:47.380 --> 02:56:48.300 and i can't see my tether 02:56:48.300 --> 02:56:49.820 no no i like to i like to 02:56:49.820 --> 02:56:53.380 i actually did 02:56:53.380 --> 02:56:54.700 are you getting on? 02:56:54.700 --> 02:56:56.420 yeah i'm getting good 02:56:56.420 --> 02:57:05.580 All right, his name is Jay Sin, when he knocks on the door, 02:57:05.580 --> 02:57:07.660 you got to let him in. 02:57:07.660 --> 02:57:09.460 Oh, yeah. 02:57:09.460 --> 02:57:12.100 OK, OK, give me life advice, any life advice, 02:57:12.100 --> 02:57:14.140 but speak in your language. 02:57:14.140 --> 02:57:18.060 OK, life advice about what exactly? 02:57:18.060 --> 02:57:22.860 Just like if you were to go back in time 02:57:22.860 --> 02:57:24.140 and talk to your 13-year-old self, 02:57:24.140 --> 02:57:27.140 like what advice would you give your 13 year review 02:57:27.140 --> 02:57:29.780 do not wash porn 02:57:29.780 --> 02:57:32.660 why is that 02:57:32.660 --> 02:57:36.180 i just say that that is probably one of the most horrible fucking addictions out 02:57:36.180 --> 02:57:36.660 there 02:57:36.660 --> 02:57:38.140 unironically 02:57:38.140 --> 02:57:44.020 i would say it's honestly even worse than like drugs and shit like that 02:57:44.020 --> 02:57:46.860 ooooh jason 02:57:46.860 --> 02:57:48.140 ooooh 02:57:48.140 --> 02:57:50.340 jason 02:57:50.340 --> 02:57:53.220 you're fighting it away buddy 02:57:53.220 --> 02:58:00.220 not smart at all 02:58:01.660 --> 02:58:05.660 wow 02:58:05.660 --> 02:58:12.660 wow wow wow very nice thank you thank you bro 02:58:17.620 --> 02:58:20.900 wait you saw a flash? I wasn't paying attention 02:58:20.900 --> 02:58:23.880 Yeah, I do it both shit you're lying 02:58:28.780 --> 02:58:35.060 Yeah, I hope you know you're gonna get outplayed to a level that not even like the best Lee sin players on the planet could ever imagine 02:58:35.340 --> 02:58:37.340 When I hit level six 02:58:37.500 --> 02:58:42.260 Like when I hit level six, it's like Avengers endgame when the fucking the gates open 02:58:50.900 --> 02:59:00.900 I need this. Please, Jason. I need this. 02:59:00.900 --> 02:59:03.900 Alright. 02:59:03.900 --> 02:59:06.900 Whoa! You see that shit? 02:59:06.900 --> 02:59:08.900 Your shit. 02:59:08.900 --> 02:59:14.900 Hey, listen, I might be shit, but only one of us has won a game of leasing against the 02:59:14.900 --> 02:59:16.900 other so far. 02:59:16.900 --> 02:59:19.460 Ooh! 02:59:19.460 --> 02:59:20.460 Mm. 02:59:20.460 --> 02:59:20.960 Mm. 02:59:20.960 --> 02:59:21.460 Mm. 02:59:21.460 --> 02:59:21.960 Mm. 02:59:21.960 --> 02:59:22.460 Mm. 02:59:22.460 --> 02:59:22.960 Mm. 02:59:27.960 --> 02:59:29.540 Patience, really. 02:59:29.540 --> 02:59:32.220 Patience is the key. 02:59:32.220 --> 02:59:34.380 Oh, I hit those every single time, by the way. 02:59:34.380 --> 02:59:37.540 Oh, I'm in it now! 02:59:37.540 --> 02:59:38.220 Oh my god, no. 02:59:38.220 --> 02:59:39.140 I know. 02:59:39.140 --> 02:59:40.540 Yeah, but see, it doesn't matter, Jason, 02:59:40.540 --> 02:59:43.700 because the thing is you don't have the killing eye. 02:59:43.700 --> 02:59:46.060 In life, there are predators and there's prey. 02:59:46.060 --> 02:59:51.060 and unfortunately for you bro you're not a predator 02:59:51.060 --> 02:59:52.260 uh... 02:59:52.260 --> 02:59:54.360 so you're a predator 02:59:54.360 --> 02:59:57.560 in league of legends you fucking better believe it 02:59:57.560 --> 03:00:01.200 i said there dude it's like you're on the hunt bro 03:00:01.200 --> 03:00:07.400 WOAH 03:00:07.400 --> 03:00:14.400 bro can you stop that i'm impressing w the fuck is this shit 03:00:16.060 --> 03:00:18.260 All right, uh, Jason I bad news, bro 03:00:19.580 --> 03:00:23.140 All right, I'm about to fall asleep do something 03:00:24.420 --> 03:00:27.780 You're the one play a defense. I'm pushing the wave 03:00:28.620 --> 03:00:31.020 Bro, how do I mean your minions? 03:00:31.820 --> 03:00:37.900 Jason how the fuck do you expect me to play with defense when I'm not even a landscaper? 03:00:46.060 --> 03:00:54.060 What are we doing you want to dance bro? Yeah, that's 03:01:05.060 --> 03:01:09.980 Yo, I'm not gonna lie bro. No, no, no, no, like I ff the game after that one 03:01:09.980 --> 03:01:13.180 I thought the game after that one. That was just like the most insane. I'll try to the Sun Tree 03:01:13.180 --> 03:01:17.340 Good good. All right. Listen now. Now it's even 03:01:17.940 --> 03:01:19.940 number 03:01:19.980 --> 03:01:22.480 Whoo, see that I'm second row, bro 03:01:24.340 --> 03:01:26.340 It's no psych 03:01:30.100 --> 03:01:32.100 Okay, oh 03:01:32.860 --> 03:01:34.420 Jason bro 03:01:34.420 --> 03:01:36.420 You should want to be tanking all my damage 03:01:37.060 --> 03:01:39.060 Listen, we play 100 CS or no 03:01:40.340 --> 03:01:42.340 No, kill me 03:01:43.180 --> 03:01:47.220 Oh my god, we're gonna be fucking farming minions for 30 minutes 03:01:47.220 --> 03:01:51.420 Well, yeah, cuz the thing is you're too scared to like do anything but I'm trying to land your Q on me anymore 03:01:52.260 --> 03:01:57.580 Cuz you're hiding bro. Where are you? I don't even see you. Yeah, dude. I'm in the bush. That's why 03:02:03.820 --> 03:02:05.820 Oh 03:02:05.820 --> 03:02:11.820 I don't need any race baited, bro. 03:02:11.820 --> 03:02:12.820 Oh, Jason. 03:02:12.820 --> 03:02:15.820 Like, you're just, you're not even doing anything, bro. 03:02:15.820 --> 03:02:17.820 Oh, Jason, no, that was, that was all my fsss. 03:02:17.820 --> 03:02:19.820 You're actually a fussy man. 03:02:19.820 --> 03:02:21.820 Oh, my Jason! 03:02:21.820 --> 03:02:22.820 No way, no. 03:02:22.820 --> 03:02:23.820 Jason! 03:02:23.820 --> 03:02:25.820 You're literally just, bro, you're just being... 03:02:25.820 --> 03:02:29.820 You know, Jason, you might want to put down the Lee Sin and get that Jason after this 03:02:29.820 --> 03:02:30.820 performance. 03:02:30.820 --> 03:02:32.820 Did you get it? 03:02:32.820 --> 03:02:34.820 Like, that's bars, because it's like, Jason? 03:02:34.820 --> 03:02:36.820 Like did you do on the league champ Jace? 03:02:41.820 --> 03:02:42.820 Are you getting flustered? 03:02:42.820 --> 03:02:45.820 I got your tower bro! 03:02:45.820 --> 03:02:47.820 I don't need my fucking tower! 03:02:47.820 --> 03:02:48.820 Nope, it doesn't count. 03:02:51.820 --> 03:02:53.820 If I'm still standing, you haven't won yet. 03:02:55.820 --> 03:02:56.820 This is crazy. 03:03:04.820 --> 03:03:21.880 Jason, Jason, Jason, what, what, what, what, what, what, where does Darth Maul buy his 03:03:21.880 --> 03:03:22.880 shoes? 03:03:22.880 --> 03:03:24.880 Where, where, where? 03:03:24.880 --> 03:03:27.080 Where where the dice the mall? 03:03:34.680 --> 03:03:38.620 Jason Jason what kind of Gatorade does an alligator drink? 03:03:39.640 --> 03:03:41.640 Wow, I can't 03:03:41.800 --> 03:03:43.800 Gatorade I 03:03:44.400 --> 03:03:49.620 Get out cuz Gator, bro. Holy cuz Gator, bro. I'm literally just like 03:03:49.620 --> 03:03:56.620 Like I'm winning that trade man. 03:03:56.620 --> 03:04:01.620 Bro you're not gonna walk up, what the fuck is this? 03:04:01.620 --> 03:04:03.620 Ooh! 03:04:03.620 --> 03:04:05.620 Damn boy! 03:04:05.620 --> 03:04:09.620 Watch I'm gonna dodge your- oh. 03:04:09.620 --> 03:04:13.620 Oh my god this is a normal man bro! 03:04:13.620 --> 03:04:18.620 You wanted to play Lee Sin! 03:04:18.620 --> 03:04:24.580 Lee sin I wanted to fight man not fucking run around and be scared 03:04:35.100 --> 03:04:40.180 Jason why are you scared of a third HP Lee sin that's okay kind of crazy bro our aura 03:04:42.700 --> 03:04:44.700 Now that's like actually minus or 03:04:48.620 --> 03:04:50.620 Oh my god 03:04:54.620 --> 03:04:56.620 Oh my fucking god, bro 03:05:02.020 --> 03:05:04.620 Nice, bro, let's make it a fucking 30 minute game. I'm down 03:05:09.620 --> 03:05:16.340 That's what you've been doing this entire fucking game. Nope. I missed my shoe. Oh my god 03:05:16.340 --> 03:05:20.340 I don't know who's thought this is that you missed your two yours are mine 03:05:31.180 --> 03:05:33.180 Yo Jason 03:05:33.580 --> 03:05:39.660 Why why why why why why why why why why why why why did the top laner not play Jace? 03:05:40.820 --> 03:05:44.420 Why why why what happened cuz he couldn't get that Jace in 03:05:46.340 --> 03:05:54.340 I get it, I get it, because my name is... 03:05:54.340 --> 03:05:58.100 Okay, why did Dimitri go to jail? 03:05:58.100 --> 03:05:59.580 Why, why, why, why? 03:05:59.580 --> 03:06:03.780 Because he saw his brother, Jason. 03:06:03.780 --> 03:06:06.700 I don't even get it, I don't get that one. 03:06:06.700 --> 03:06:10.380 Okay, so like, Sinning is like illegal. 03:06:10.380 --> 03:06:13.220 Oh, so that's... 03:06:13.220 --> 03:06:18.220 I'm not going to get a raise. 03:06:18.220 --> 03:06:19.220 I'm not going to show. 03:06:19.220 --> 03:06:20.220 Like, no, no, no, no. 03:06:20.220 --> 03:06:25.220 Now we're going to lay until your old back up to fight again. 03:06:25.220 --> 03:06:26.220 I can't. 03:06:26.220 --> 03:06:27.220 I can't. 03:06:27.220 --> 03:06:28.220 Hey, you have flash, bro. 03:06:28.220 --> 03:06:29.220 Like you can flash at any time. 03:06:29.220 --> 03:06:30.220 I don't have flash. 03:06:30.220 --> 03:06:31.220 Okay. 03:06:31.220 --> 03:06:32.220 Well, whose fault is that? 03:06:32.220 --> 03:06:33.220 Mine or yours? 03:06:33.220 --> 03:06:34.220 Jason. 03:06:34.220 --> 03:06:35.220 Yes. 03:06:35.220 --> 03:06:36.220 Yes. 03:06:36.220 --> 03:06:37.220 Yes. 03:06:37.220 --> 03:06:38.220 Yes. 03:06:38.220 --> 03:06:42.220 What do you call it when Jason wakes up one day? 03:06:42.220 --> 03:06:46.260 And he realizes 03:06:51.220 --> 03:06:55.580 Okay, okay, okay, okay, you have nothing okay. Yeah, I actually had nothing 03:06:56.420 --> 03:06:59.160 Okay, I'm just yes, bro. Come on. I'm just yes. This is easy 03:07:00.860 --> 03:07:03.300 No, we didn't agree on that you got to kill me 03:07:05.420 --> 03:07:09.340 Yeah, maybe it's been hard if you keep messing those cues though. It'll make it easy for you 03:07:39.340 --> 03:07:43.340 Like you just got a lot in one queue, it's really not that hard. 03:07:45.340 --> 03:07:46.340 Holy fucking shit dude! 03:07:46.340 --> 03:07:47.340 Holy fucking shit dude! 03:07:47.340 --> 03:07:51.340 Are you actually like, like, who are you just... 03:07:51.340 --> 03:07:56.340 Wow, so you're telling me I give you the win and this is how you repay me? 03:07:57.340 --> 03:07:59.340 Dude, you know what it's like... 03:07:59.340 --> 03:08:02.340 You did not give me the win, I was dominating the entire special game. 03:08:02.340 --> 03:08:03.340 Jason. 03:08:03.340 --> 03:08:04.340 No, don't cope, don't cope. 03:08:04.340 --> 03:08:05.340 No, it's not cope. 03:08:05.340 --> 03:08:11.340 It's like an older brother who lets his disabled little brother win the game at Mario Kart. 03:08:11.340 --> 03:08:14.340 And then his little brother starts flaming him. 03:08:14.340 --> 03:08:18.340 Dude, I gave that to you because I was feeling like a nice guy. 03:08:18.340 --> 03:08:21.340 You don't gotta turn into something mean when it's not, bro. 03:08:21.340 --> 03:08:23.340 Okay, thank you. 03:08:23.340 --> 03:08:25.340 Okay, you ready for Ezreal now? 03:08:25.340 --> 03:08:27.340 Ezreal? 03:08:27.340 --> 03:08:28.340 Yeah? 03:08:28.340 --> 03:08:30.340 Unless you have a better idea. 03:08:30.340 --> 03:08:32.340 No, let's do it. 03:08:32.340 --> 03:08:35.220 to play as you so i'm not very good 03:08:35.220 --> 03:08:38.220 uh... i think i'll you guys know what i'm talking about 03:08:38.220 --> 03:08:41.220 uh... 03:08:41.220 --> 03:08:42.700 uh... 03:08:42.700 --> 03:08:43.420 you're right 03:08:43.420 --> 03:08:45.180 yeah i'm getting it 03:08:45.180 --> 03:08:46.860 it just has to get on sometimes 03:08:46.860 --> 03:08:48.300 i don't really like the lobby 03:08:48.300 --> 03:08:51.700 same name same password 03:08:51.700 --> 03:08:53.820 what's it like being married bro 03:08:53.820 --> 03:08:55.940 it's nice it's nice 03:08:55.940 --> 03:08:58.740 very uh... very peaceful 03:08:58.740 --> 03:09:00.620 it's incredible 03:09:00.620 --> 03:09:01.940 thank you 03:09:01.940 --> 03:09:03.380 that's uh... 03:09:03.380 --> 03:09:05.180 i don't see your game 03:09:05.180 --> 03:09:09.300 what you didn't search of don't us is game 03:09:09.300 --> 03:09:13.740 i don't see kitty guy 03:09:13.740 --> 03:09:15.940 and uh... 03:09:15.940 --> 03:09:19.460 right join 03:09:19.460 --> 03:09:23.180 i think that's an uh... sim do us before do you want to get the subs now 03:09:23.180 --> 03:09:25.740 or wait until after the game 03:09:25.740 --> 03:09:27.860 yeah 03:09:27.860 --> 03:09:28.980 uh... 03:09:28.980 --> 03:09:33.060 I did the third one. The one where it's like conquer with a sorcery secondary. 03:09:34.140 --> 03:09:37.100 OK, and then we'll go ghost, ghost flash. 03:09:37.820 --> 03:09:40.140 Ghost flash. Nice. Ghost flash. 03:09:41.420 --> 03:09:43.420 All right. Here we go. 03:09:45.580 --> 03:09:47.620 You're only good on hacker and move. 03:09:47.620 --> 03:09:49.980 Every time I watch you and you're off hacker, you just lose. 03:09:51.900 --> 03:09:54.260 Oh, so you watch me. 03:09:54.260 --> 03:09:56.300 Yeah. Oh, shit. 03:09:56.300 --> 03:09:58.300 Nice. Are you trying to learn jungle? 03:09:59.300 --> 03:10:00.300 Um... 03:10:00.300 --> 03:10:02.300 Yeah, honestly, yeah. 03:10:03.300 --> 03:10:05.300 Well, listen, if ever one day, 03:10:05.300 --> 03:10:07.300 wrong coach, you're not gonna like that, let me know. 03:10:07.300 --> 03:10:08.300 We can look into it. 03:10:08.300 --> 03:10:10.300 But first time you get jinxed into, like, silver. 03:10:10.300 --> 03:10:12.300 Only then will I be able to. 03:10:12.300 --> 03:10:15.300 Are we doing Guardians Blade or Hammer? 03:10:15.300 --> 03:10:16.300 Which one? 03:10:16.300 --> 03:10:17.300 You pick. 03:10:17.300 --> 03:10:18.300 You pick. 03:10:18.300 --> 03:10:19.300 Alright, let's go Blade. 03:10:19.300 --> 03:10:22.300 Blade's here, and then help bot. 03:10:26.300 --> 03:10:29.300 Alright. Yo, Jason. 03:10:30.800 --> 03:10:31.300 Yes. 03:10:31.800 --> 03:10:35.800 Why did Ezreal not think anything was fake? 03:10:37.800 --> 03:10:38.300 Why? 03:10:38.600 --> 03:10:41.800 Because everything was as real as it gets. 03:10:43.800 --> 03:10:44.300 Get it? 03:10:44.300 --> 03:10:44.800 He's like... 03:10:44.800 --> 03:10:45.300 I got it. 03:10:45.300 --> 03:10:46.300 Holy sh... 03:10:46.800 --> 03:10:49.800 I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. 03:10:50.800 --> 03:10:52.300 Bro, where the fuck are you? 03:10:52.300 --> 03:10:58.660 Oh, get absolutely fucking shit on. Oh, don't get hit twice 03:11:04.300 --> 03:11:08.100 Oh, oh Jason Jason. No, no, no, I didn't look in good for you, bro 03:11:18.900 --> 03:11:20.900 How are you hitting these bro 03:11:22.300 --> 03:11:26.300 I don't know. I'm only good on the heckrums, so that's why it's like kind of crazy when she likes those habits. 03:11:26.300 --> 03:11:27.300 You're only good at heckrums. 03:11:34.300 --> 03:11:37.300 Oh, get a little aggro there, buddy! Two aggro! 03:11:38.300 --> 03:11:39.300 Okay. 03:11:44.300 --> 03:11:45.300 How did my Qs range? 03:11:49.300 --> 03:11:50.300 Alright, alright, Jason. 03:11:50.300 --> 03:11:51.300 Okay. 03:11:51.300 --> 03:11:53.740 So you want to go game on our hands, huh? 03:11:56.500 --> 03:12:02.820 Oh, oh, oh, Jason, Jason, bro, bro, Jason. 03:12:05.140 --> 03:12:06.620 Oh, yes. 03:12:06.980 --> 03:12:08.660 Oh, fuck me in my eyes, bro. 03:12:08.980 --> 03:12:10.460 Oh, I'm on edge of my seat. 03:12:21.300 --> 03:12:27.420 Okay, I could try something crazy here, but it might be a bit too much of a montage play 03:12:29.940 --> 03:12:31.940 That's not your body, that's not your body 03:12:36.180 --> 03:12:38.780 All right, you know what I'll let you get the push now 03:12:40.740 --> 03:12:43.060 I'll give it to you because I'm a nice guy 03:12:44.260 --> 03:12:46.260 Thank you 03:12:46.260 --> 03:12:53.260 Here we go. 03:12:53.260 --> 03:12:54.260 Oh. 03:12:54.260 --> 03:13:03.780 Wait, Jason, you know what? 03:13:03.780 --> 03:13:04.780 Kavoki go crazy. 03:13:04.780 --> 03:13:05.780 No, no, no, no. 03:13:05.780 --> 03:13:06.780 No, listen, hear me out here. 03:13:06.780 --> 03:13:07.780 Are you listening? 03:13:07.780 --> 03:13:08.780 Like, it's actually serious. 03:13:08.780 --> 03:13:09.780 Okay, I'm listening. 03:13:09.780 --> 03:13:10.780 I'm all ears. 03:13:10.780 --> 03:13:15.980 No, if you ever got abducted by the cartel and they, like, took out all your, like, 03:13:15.980 --> 03:13:20.980 organs and shit you could have your spleen do like its own streams like 24 03:13:20.980 --> 03:13:23.980 7 odd revenue and you call it Jason the spleen 03:13:30.980 --> 03:13:32.980 holy fuck 03:13:32.980 --> 03:13:43.980 I would have got your ass there. 03:13:43.980 --> 03:13:46.300 Hello there buddy. 03:13:46.300 --> 03:13:50.980 Still got a line of Q if you want to win this one though. 03:13:50.980 --> 03:13:52.980 Woohoo! 03:13:52.980 --> 03:13:56.980 What are you doing? 03:13:56.980 --> 03:14:01.060 Jason, bro, bro, I wasn't even close, bro, I'm just like, you know. 03:14:02.980 --> 03:14:03.980 Okay. 03:14:03.980 --> 03:14:07.980 Gonna walk up. 03:14:07.980 --> 03:14:08.980 Ooh. 03:14:08.980 --> 03:14:09.980 Shit. 03:14:09.980 --> 03:14:10.980 Oh, shit. 03:14:10.980 --> 03:14:13.980 Oh, shit. 03:14:13.980 --> 03:14:18.980 I think I got it. 03:14:18.980 --> 03:14:19.980 Okay. 03:14:19.980 --> 03:14:20.980 Okay. 03:14:20.980 --> 03:14:21.980 Okay. 03:14:21.980 --> 03:14:23.980 I 03:14:33.580 --> 03:14:36.460 Right not a bad day not a bad day 03:14:43.020 --> 03:14:48.020 What's your ideal day for you like what do you do like as a league player every day like how do you wake up? 03:14:48.020 --> 03:14:50.020 but you're generally like daily. 03:14:50.020 --> 03:14:52.700 Wake up 30% chance of showering. 03:14:52.700 --> 03:14:56.220 Maybe workout if I went on a win streak the day before. 03:14:56.220 --> 03:14:58.100 Play League for 13 hours. 03:14:58.100 --> 03:14:59.460 Watch a show with my wife for an hour. 03:14:59.460 --> 03:14:59.960 Go to bed. 03:15:04.260 --> 03:15:06.620 How does that sound? 03:15:06.620 --> 03:15:09.860 No, I mean. 03:15:09.860 --> 03:15:10.620 What about you? 03:15:10.620 --> 03:15:12.460 What's your ideal day? 03:15:12.460 --> 03:15:17.420 Wake up, workout, go home, stream, and then jerk off. 03:15:17.420 --> 03:15:23.420 I've been practicing semen retention. 03:15:23.420 --> 03:15:25.420 Wait, have you? 03:15:25.420 --> 03:15:26.420 Yeah. 03:15:26.420 --> 03:15:30.420 Wait, you know you can jerk off while doing semen retention, right? 03:15:30.420 --> 03:15:33.420 How's that possible? 03:15:33.420 --> 03:15:39.420 Because if you just like hold in your ass cheeks like you're holding in a piss, then you can actually orgasm without nutting. 03:15:39.420 --> 03:15:46.420 But the only problem is that then the nut goes back into your balls, which makes it so that you have like a 50% chance of going in fertile. 03:15:46.420 --> 03:15:54.260 And what and where is this statistic coming from? I wonder from 4chan when I was like 15 03:15:54.260 --> 03:15:56.260 Oh fuck hell man. 03:15:59.260 --> 03:16:00.260 Fucking hell. 03:16:06.260 --> 03:16:08.260 Oh my god, no jg's. 03:16:09.260 --> 03:16:10.260 No jg's. 03:16:12.260 --> 03:16:13.260 Oh my god. 03:16:13.260 --> 03:16:14.260 Oh my fucking god. 03:16:16.260 --> 03:16:17.260 Ohhhh! 03:16:17.260 --> 03:16:18.260 Oh! 03:16:18.260 --> 03:16:19.260 Uh oh. 03:16:19.260 --> 03:16:29.260 Oh my god, no that was almost fucked up! 03:16:29.260 --> 03:16:32.260 That was almost so fucked up! 03:16:32.260 --> 03:16:35.260 Oh my god! 03:16:35.260 --> 03:16:40.260 Oh my god! 03:16:40.260 --> 03:16:44.260 No, get away from that health pack. 03:16:44.260 --> 03:16:51.260 for 03:17:00.980 --> 03:17:03.840 so we're gonna go for a grind to dominant league 03:17:03.840 --> 03:17:05.960 never in my life will ever do that 03:17:05.960 --> 03:17:07.100 why 03:17:07.100 --> 03:17:11.340 you guys know motherfucking don't 03:17:11.340 --> 03:17:18.340 uh... as i choose peace and happiness 03:17:18.620 --> 03:17:22.220 all my fucking yeah i don't know what the fuck that was i'm gonna be honest i was 03:17:22.220 --> 03:17:24.920 like i should 03:17:24.920 --> 03:17:31.920 what are we doing what's happening right now 03:17:31.920 --> 03:17:56.060 I know what's going on in your brain. 03:17:56.060 --> 03:17:57.720 I can read your thoughts. 03:17:57.720 --> 03:17:59.720 I 03:17:59.720 --> 03:18:02.680 Can't I know you want to do this is actually 03:18:09.800 --> 03:18:14.900 Dude, I'm out see yes, and you I'm out I'm not manipulating the way like overall right now. It's like 03:18:15.720 --> 03:18:17.880 I'm definitely I have a lead on you for sure 03:18:19.720 --> 03:18:23.520 Listen if you want to believe that we'll go with it if it makes you happy it's Joe 03:18:27.720 --> 03:18:33.720 If you close your eyes can you imagine that apple in your head or no? 03:18:37.720 --> 03:18:39.720 No 03:18:39.720 --> 03:18:41.720 Me too 03:18:44.720 --> 03:18:50.480 No, no, it wasn't like people like there's some people that I can I can't well didn't Epstein create gravity 03:18:53.160 --> 03:18:55.160 What are you 03:18:57.720 --> 03:19:01.720 Oh my god, he had absolutely fucking shit on, bro. 03:19:01.720 --> 03:19:04.720 Oh my fucking gosh, man! 03:19:04.720 --> 03:19:07.720 Dude, listen, I'm just giving you, I'm just making the game a little interesting. 03:19:07.720 --> 03:19:08.720 Oh! 03:19:08.720 --> 03:19:11.720 Brother, brother, it's not interesting because I'm winning. 03:19:21.720 --> 03:19:22.720 Oh! 03:19:27.720 --> 03:19:36.720 Oh, that's a big old that's a big old from you. It's a big old. It's a big old. 03:19:36.720 --> 03:19:44.220 Because I'm returning one. I'm going to return one though. I'm going to return one right 03:19:44.220 --> 03:19:48.720 back to you. Oh man. 03:19:48.720 --> 03:19:58.720 fucking out god damn it 03:19:58.720 --> 03:20:08.720 ah 03:20:08.720 --> 03:20:26.000 Ah, another fucking- army bro. 03:20:26.000 --> 03:20:32.160 Dude, now that's fucking retarded. 03:21:02.160 --> 03:21:12.160 I'm not doing that. I'm going to go to Burger King. 03:21:12.160 --> 03:21:22.160 Wait a second. I'm just growing impatient. 03:21:22.160 --> 03:21:27.160 You're excited to get back to trying to find high school graduations to go to? 03:21:27.160 --> 03:21:31.160 No, no, no. I'm not doing that. I'm gonna go to Burger King. 03:21:34.200 --> 03:21:38.040 There's a new Star Wars meal. Wait, really? What is this? Yeah. 03:21:38.840 --> 03:21:44.280 It's the Mandalorian burger. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go dress up as a Star Wars character. 03:21:44.280 --> 03:21:48.920 Which one? I like Yoda. Dude, you should do Princess Leia. 03:21:48.920 --> 03:22:01.480 really like low key low key I just a suggestion why I'm just I'm just like 03:22:01.480 --> 03:22:12.320 suggesting like dude doesn't it be a why princess lay a fuck job at a hut 03:22:18.920 --> 03:22:25.080 dude what if you in the corboys did fucking like group cosplays and then you 03:22:25.080 --> 03:22:28.880 do like a pro and practical Joker skits while in the cosplays 03:22:28.880 --> 03:22:31.880 And that could be a nice user video. 03:22:31.880 --> 03:22:33.880 She did? 03:22:33.880 --> 03:22:35.880 No, she didn't. 03:22:35.880 --> 03:22:38.880 Holy fucking shit. 03:22:49.880 --> 03:22:51.880 No! 03:22:51.880 --> 03:22:53.880 Okay! 03:22:53.880 --> 03:22:55.880 No! 03:22:55.880 --> 03:23:02.880 oh my fucking god bro oh my god oh my god bro no no no just fucking end of it 03:23:02.880 --> 03:23:05.880 oh my god 03:23:05.880 --> 03:23:06.880 get away 03:23:06.880 --> 03:23:08.880 oh my god 03:23:17.880 --> 03:23:19.880 dude get away from me 03:23:20.880 --> 03:23:23.880 dude this is stranger danger leave me alone 03:23:25.880 --> 03:23:39.840 the game's over you know that right the game's over I need a hundred gifted 03:23:39.840 --> 03:23:47.840 Oh my god, that is a game, oh my god, he just got a fucking health pack. 03:23:47.840 --> 03:23:49.840 Fuck! 03:23:49.840 --> 03:24:02.560 Jesus, it's okay bro. 03:24:02.560 --> 03:24:05.440 We played for another 30 minutes, you might actually land some Qs. 03:24:20.960 --> 03:24:21.480 There you go. 03:24:23.240 --> 03:24:24.520 I'm great, I'm great, I'm great, I'm great. 03:24:25.360 --> 03:24:26.960 I'm just expecting a hundred gifted. 03:24:28.800 --> 03:24:29.640 Yeah, we'll see about that. 03:24:29.640 --> 03:24:30.160 You've never said all? 03:24:30.400 --> 03:24:31.560 You know, it's been good vibes, bro. 03:24:31.560 --> 03:24:33.560 I have to end this one, okay? 03:24:33.560 --> 03:24:39.560 Jason, I'm going to be honest, you're going to miss every skill show and then you're going to start freaking out and banging your desk in about 35 seconds. 03:24:39.560 --> 03:24:41.560 I don't think that's true at all. 03:24:41.560 --> 03:24:43.560 BITCH! 03:24:43.560 --> 03:24:45.560 Okay. 03:24:45.560 --> 03:24:47.560 What, what, what, what, what, what? 03:24:47.560 --> 03:24:51.560 It's okay, listen, you tried. 03:24:51.560 --> 03:24:53.560 BITCH! 03:24:53.560 --> 03:24:57.560 No! 03:24:57.560 --> 03:25:04.560 Like why? Like why do you just- 03:25:04.560 --> 03:25:06.560 Ok well that's the 3. 03:25:06.560 --> 03:25:15.560 Look, that's just bro, like you really sat there and we cued fucking minions for 20 minutes 03:25:15.560 --> 03:25:18.560 banged by a silver 2 times in a row. 03:25:18.560 --> 03:25:20.560 Oh my god man. 03:25:20.560 --> 03:25:23.560 Jason, Jason, Jason listen, listen, listen. 03:25:23.560 --> 03:25:25.560 I'm listening, I'm listening. 03:25:25.560 --> 03:25:31.000 It's like LeBron goes against a high school basketball player and intentionally throws 03:25:31.000 --> 03:25:35.760 the game of horse so that the kid thinks one day he can become the next brawn. 03:25:35.760 --> 03:25:37.560 That is not true. 03:25:37.560 --> 03:25:38.560 You did not throw. 03:25:38.560 --> 03:25:40.720 Jason, listen to me, bro. 03:25:40.720 --> 03:25:41.720 Thank you. 03:25:41.720 --> 03:25:42.720 Thank you. 03:25:42.720 --> 03:25:43.720 Listen. 03:25:43.720 --> 03:25:46.720 One day, bro, you can take over the mantle of Challenger, bro. 03:25:46.720 --> 03:25:49.400 And today you saw a little bit of what that means. 03:25:49.400 --> 03:25:53.440 Like today what it was for you, bro, is this was like a rite of passage. 03:25:53.440 --> 03:25:57.060 think I was fighting for my life bro I was chilling because I wanted you to win 03:25:57.060 --> 03:26:10.360 Jason this is you unlocking your League of Legends story bro I did this as a 03:26:10.360 --> 03:26:15.240 favor to the future you does that make sense though honestly it sounds like 03:26:15.240 --> 03:26:18.640 Cove you were trying your hardest to win you almost killed me once and you 03:26:18.640 --> 03:26:23.940 never got that they are again sounds to me like double or nothing double or 03:26:23.940 --> 03:26:34.680 nothing um double or nothing wait down on my back you don't have that money 03:26:34.680 --> 03:26:36.520 Okay, you want the 100? 03:26:36.520 --> 03:26:40.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll take, actually, no, you, 03:26:40.120 --> 03:26:41.960 you actually, yeah, I'll take that, I'll take that. 03:26:41.960 --> 03:26:45.520 I'll take the humble rookie, I'll take it, I'll take it. 03:26:45.520 --> 03:26:46.560 All right, gotcha. 03:26:46.560 --> 03:26:48.800 All right, anyway, it's all a good run, bro. 03:26:48.800 --> 03:26:51.320 All right, thank you, Barrel-A, I'll hit you, man. 03:26:51.320 --> 03:26:53.200 All right, I'll see you later, please. 03:26:53.200 --> 03:26:54.040 Please. 03:26:55.440 --> 03:26:58.440 All right, it's, fuck, fuck, fuck! 03:27:01.880 --> 03:27:03.400 All right, give me a second. 03:27:04.680 --> 03:27:10.680 God damn it! 03:27:10.680 --> 03:27:13.680 Fuck! 03:27:13.680 --> 03:27:22.680 Alright, we paid up. 03:27:22.680 --> 03:27:30.680 John Ches with the big hundred gifted! 03:27:30.680 --> 03:27:31.680 Wow! 03:27:31.680 --> 03:27:38.360 Thank you, man. Thank you. I appreciate you. You're the greatest 03:27:39.200 --> 03:27:44.440 The good news is Gigi's Jason. Have a good one, bro. Anyways, the good news is guys 03:27:45.920 --> 03:27:47.920 The good news is that now 03:27:49.120 --> 03:27:55.080 One of you guys is a Saudi Arabian oil prince that's gonna sponsor me all the money 03:27:55.080 --> 03:27:57.280 I just lost does that make sense? 03:27:57.280 --> 03:28:04.500 One of you guys right now is sitting there and you're like you know what don't test you're such a great person 03:28:04.880 --> 03:28:09.740 And a great content creator that I'm actually gonna sponsor everything 03:28:13.320 --> 03:28:15.320 It's working 03:28:15.520 --> 03:28:22.680 Jakey there in the five gifted house, and there's a month's of life rig 75 is that as well accusation. Thank you 03:28:22.680 --> 03:28:30.720 Oh my god, oh my god, no way. Oh my god, no way. And Newt's there in the time to get 03:28:30.720 --> 03:28:37.480 the tushab. Thank you. Uh, David there in the subs, Yanjie there in the 32 months, uh, 03:28:37.480 --> 03:28:45.960 Slime, Morty, and Ewer there in the subs this fall. Thank you guys. Holy another five! 03:29:15.960 --> 03:29:22.400 No in on actually just saved our fucking life. Holy shit 03:29:24.360 --> 03:29:32.040 Right in on thank you so much, bro. Holy fuck. Thank you, and I try them into one so it's all mellow 03:29:32.960 --> 03:29:34.960 Critter and Nico thing after the guests 03:29:38.600 --> 03:29:44.760 Oh wait you guys all gifted wait holy fuck wait Nico critter and mellow. Holy shit. Thank guys all 03:29:44.760 --> 03:29:54.240 thank you thank you bro all right guys we're good now now we're good now we're 03:29:54.240 --> 03:30:03.760 good okay guys listen a non did another hundred I think wait no you don't 03:30:03.760 --> 03:30:12.360 need the tad monster bro what is going on thank you for the time and she was 03:30:12.360 --> 03:30:16.820 I'm 19 months as well welcome back and borrow from this all as well. Thank you guys 03:30:17.580 --> 03:30:25.020 All right good. We're showing now. Okay. No guys quick question quick cut quick cat quick quick quick quick quick 03:30:27.660 --> 03:30:31.580 Best heck room in the world quick quick quick quick 03:30:39.420 --> 03:30:41.420 Okay 03:30:41.420 --> 03:30:43.420 Oh my god 03:30:47.260 --> 03:30:51.500 Thank you, okay guys quick question you guys 03:30:51.500 --> 03:30:58.500 You can't stop now! It's okay! You guys can't stop now! 03:30:58.500 --> 03:31:02.500 I forgot that when the time gifted. Thank you, Ro. 03:31:02.500 --> 03:31:09.500 Okay guys, do you think we're gonna be able to win all the games now? Yes or no? 03:31:09.500 --> 03:31:13.500 We're like 1 in 3 on the day so far. Which is like, fucked. 03:31:13.500 --> 03:31:17.500 We're just doing what you ask. Okay, everyone chill now. 03:31:17.500 --> 03:31:19.500 Now 03:31:19.820 --> 03:31:21.820 Who wants to see a magic trick 03:31:29.340 --> 03:31:33.180 Okay, who wants to see a magic trick you guys ready check this out 03:31:34.540 --> 03:31:36.540 Abra 03:31:36.780 --> 03:31:38.780 Abra 03:31:39.820 --> 03:31:41.420 Fucked 03:31:41.420 --> 03:31:44.660 We're just doing what you asked. Okay, everyone chill now 03:31:44.660 --> 03:32:00.100 who wants to see a magic trick check this out 03:32:00.100 --> 03:32:04.300 Abra? Abra? 03:32:04.300 --> 03:32:07.300 KADABRA! 03:32:07.300 --> 03:32:09.300 Alright, let's go. 03:32:09.300 --> 03:32:10.300 What's up, buddy? 03:32:10.300 --> 03:32:13.300 OMG, we're never reaching Challenger. 03:32:13.300 --> 03:32:14.300 We are, dude! 03:32:14.300 --> 03:32:15.300 Shut up! 03:32:15.300 --> 03:32:16.300 Case, bro! 03:32:16.300 --> 03:32:17.300 We're hitting it, though. 03:32:17.300 --> 03:32:18.300 Chill! 03:32:18.300 --> 03:32:19.300 We're legit hitting it. 03:32:19.300 --> 03:32:20.300 Don't worry about it. 03:32:20.300 --> 03:32:45.900 I would not be against it if there is a good game for Wukong I am down for it. 03:32:45.900 --> 03:32:52.900 Wow, the only game we've wanted on Hecarim so far has been on Hecarim, so there might be a chance that maybe we just like all in the room. 03:32:53.900 --> 03:32:55.900 It's like Loki might have to all in the room. 03:32:56.900 --> 03:32:59.900 Bro! Jai! Jai! 03:33:00.900 --> 03:33:03.900 But Jai there in time gets a free shot. Thank you bro. 03:33:06.900 --> 03:33:10.900 No, you guys are actually crazy. Thank you guys all so much. 03:33:12.900 --> 03:33:14.900 You guys are actually insane. 03:33:15.900 --> 03:33:20.520 All right, we're gonna ban Lee Sin, let's do it. 03:33:20.520 --> 03:33:28.160 Ban Lee Sin and I'll go crazy with it. 03:33:28.160 --> 03:33:29.360 The little prince are crazy. 03:33:29.360 --> 03:33:30.360 Yeah, I know. 03:33:30.360 --> 03:33:35.640 The little prince are lowkey fucking like actually wild. 03:33:35.640 --> 03:33:43.040 Okay, so so far the enemy team has locked in Alistar. 03:33:43.040 --> 03:33:45.040 You guys know what I like against the All-Star? 03:33:48.660 --> 03:33:50.660 Low-key? I like E. 03:33:50.660 --> 03:33:53.860 I always tell you you're annoying at the beginning with all the controversies that you unturned about. 03:33:53.860 --> 03:33:56.360 If you're seeing a personal video, I started growth and I'm proud of you. 03:33:56.360 --> 03:33:57.260 Aw. 03:33:57.260 --> 03:33:58.760 Thank you, I appreciate that. 03:34:00.120 --> 03:34:01.400 I don't blame you though. 03:34:01.400 --> 03:34:04.660 Most people always say I'm annoying before they actually watch their streams. 03:34:04.660 --> 03:34:06.660 Then they still think that I'm annoying. 03:34:06.660 --> 03:34:08.660 And then one day I become tolerable. 03:34:13.040 --> 03:34:21.480 okay guys we're champion thinking here if we get a good game for mastery do you 03:34:21.480 --> 03:34:29.920 guys want to see mastery would you ever do an omogal streamer tournament 03:34:29.920 --> 03:34:36.320 that's something would be crazy and like them from us all I think wait let me 03:34:36.320 --> 03:34:40.200 think I'm gonna go you this game 03:34:43.400 --> 03:34:49.680 you're a hacker we'll go you will go you will go you he looks in 03:34:49.680 --> 03:34:51.680 I 03:34:58.960 --> 03:35:00.960 This should be a good game 03:35:02.640 --> 03:35:07.200 Is it really view bots it is but I don't know how many view bots it is 03:35:07.200 --> 03:35:11.980 So does anybody have the extension that says how many real viewers we have how many are y'all right now? 03:35:19.680 --> 03:35:26.840 like how many reacts are in them it's like low-key how many are in them your 03:35:26.840 --> 03:35:30.360 team is already arguing G gene yeah I'm gonna be honest I'm not a fit about it 03:35:30.360 --> 03:35:38.800 either I thought I'm top a hundred on a model dude didn't a guy with riddle 03:35:38.800 --> 03:35:48.880 down syndrome on Jinx the other day 7.2k what with Tyler one and Jinx alive no 03:35:48.880 --> 03:35:52.880 no fucking way, no fucking way 03:35:58.880 --> 03:36:01.880 no you guys are just making me feel better about myself 03:36:01.880 --> 03:36:03.880 you guys are making it up 03:36:03.880 --> 03:36:06.880 and uh, we have to have a good free shot, thank you 03:36:07.880 --> 03:36:10.880 you guys are making shit up, no I don't believe you, I don't believe you 03:36:10.880 --> 03:36:14.880 you guys just wanted to see me get happy after all the losses we had earlier today 03:36:14.880 --> 03:36:21.320 At least 15 of us are not bots I'd say maybe we can even look at 20 03:36:24.040 --> 03:36:27.760 You're Norway family five gifts at peace. I'm wrong. Thank you 03:36:30.200 --> 03:36:32.440 Here we go down the top to bottom folk here here 03:36:39.720 --> 03:36:41.720 Loki it's looking very good right now 03:36:44.880 --> 03:36:58.120 Wait, what? 03:36:58.120 --> 03:37:00.880 Mooda got banned! 03:37:00.880 --> 03:37:05.160 Wait, he dead? 03:37:05.160 --> 03:37:06.360 Wait, for what? 03:37:06.360 --> 03:37:07.360 What the fuck? 03:37:07.360 --> 03:37:09.360 Is that like doing something? 03:37:14.640 --> 03:37:18.480 All right guys, I'm not gonna lie we might have to look for something here 03:37:25.760 --> 03:37:30.280 Like as long as you just found the boss edge here, it's gonna get I didn't know that you could actually teleport over 03:37:37.360 --> 03:37:41.760 So now all we got to do guys is just play for our folk here. 03:37:41.760 --> 03:37:46.160 I'm gonna be honest, our comp is insanely good, like way better than the enemies. 03:37:46.160 --> 03:37:47.160 So it should be good. 03:37:47.160 --> 03:37:52.160 It's because he was getting botted. 03:37:52.160 --> 03:37:55.760 Yeah, but Twitch doesn't bang for botting. 03:37:55.760 --> 03:37:59.160 If they did bro, 90% of streamers would be banned, ironically. 03:37:59.160 --> 03:38:03.960 And the thing is that like, look at someone in my case for example, like I don't buy any 03:38:03.960 --> 03:38:07.160 view bots, but I get view botted for the past few days. 03:38:07.160 --> 03:38:35.500 I'd really be down to play on this here, but what I'm wondering is, would I be able to 03:38:35.500 --> 03:38:47.820 to look for double crab in here. I kinda want to go for block play. Guys if I flashed on 03:38:47.820 --> 03:38:54.820 and vocals now that's brief 03:39:13.180 --> 03:39:17.380 i mean what we could actually do to lowkey is we have to work on top gank 03:39:17.380 --> 03:39:19.840 or we just play on another top debauched there 03:39:19.840 --> 03:39:22.020 because i'm going to be honest with you like 03:39:22.020 --> 03:39:25.120 i think we're in the okay this game 03:39:25.120 --> 03:39:28.860 it's not a box you just came from that peak walkout three performance 03:39:28.860 --> 03:39:31.000 yell yell yell yell yell 03:39:31.000 --> 03:39:38.000 we are not going to talk about that here 03:39:39.760 --> 03:39:43.040 they may want to do is to actually come the rappers and then we run it all the 03:39:43.040 --> 03:39:50.040 the way to the ground here. 03:39:53.480 --> 03:39:56.120 Nice. 03:39:56.120 --> 03:39:58.160 They just got played with the full cleanse of dragon and we're going to be 03:39:58.160 --> 03:39:58.800 chilling. 03:39:58.800 --> 03:40:05.800 Because I'm pretty sure they cleared towards top right, so it should be free. 03:40:07.320 --> 03:40:11.360 Okay, so the fury already died once, but Balian has a kill, and they're also up by a 03:40:11.360 --> 03:40:16.120 a considerable amount of CSC 03:40:16.120 --> 03:40:19.800 I'm gonna be honest guys, 14 CSC at fucking 4 and a half minutes 03:40:19.800 --> 03:40:26.800 and someone to scoff at 03:40:26.800 --> 03:40:31.320 hey fatty can you start winning? yo, yo, yo, yo 03:40:31.320 --> 03:40:36.360 yo, I am not fucking fat 03:40:36.360 --> 03:40:38.360 I'm big boned, there's a difference. 03:40:42.540 --> 03:40:46.860 I wonder if we should just pound the gromp into Crabbisher. 03:40:51.860 --> 03:40:53.860 Oh my god, this is so over for them. 03:40:53.860 --> 03:40:56.360 I'm not going to go for the Vel'Kaul skill to be honest. 03:40:56.360 --> 03:40:58.360 It's more if I just found this dragon. 03:41:28.360 --> 03:41:35.060 Show me those green pits. 03:41:35.060 --> 03:41:38.960 Yeah see I don't know I'm ever going to wear a tank top again to be honest. 03:41:38.960 --> 03:41:42.720 I wear a tank top and then you guys start commenting on my green like they're not even 03:41:42.720 --> 03:41:50.880 fucking green dude. 03:41:50.880 --> 03:41:54.400 So we're going to do now is we're going to play on the top to bot clear and then afterwards 03:41:54.400 --> 03:41:56.400 Actually, maybe I'll look for top kill first. 03:42:03.400 --> 03:42:06.400 Oh, dude. Now this game looks like it's already over. 03:42:10.400 --> 03:42:15.400 The only way it's not is if I get invaded here by the Owl Star and is in. 03:42:15.400 --> 03:42:18.400 But it doesn't look like they're gonna do that. Thank god. 03:42:18.400 --> 03:42:20.400 I 03:42:23.600 --> 03:42:28.800 Can't be good good for them horrible for me 03:42:38.720 --> 03:42:40.720 What the fuck are you doing? 03:42:41.280 --> 03:42:45.200 No, what go check proxying. Are we serious? 03:42:45.200 --> 03:42:50.200 when the onwalks back to him with full HP okay we'll fucking back to base for him 03:43:01.200 --> 03:43:06.200 I think our best angle right now is we just look for the ball set after them we should be in this super good spot 03:43:15.200 --> 03:43:30.960 I'm just saying guys, it really ain't looking that bad right now, low key. 03:43:30.960 --> 03:43:37.960 but we just found the gromp into the blue here i think i'll be really chill 03:43:52.960 --> 03:43:55.960 alright so now here's the real question 03:43:55.960 --> 03:43:57.960 Can we look for a play? 03:44:07.960 --> 03:44:09.960 Maybe a talent kill could be good here? 03:44:13.960 --> 03:44:15.960 Yeah, you guys know about the fucking Dota? 03:44:15.960 --> 03:44:17.960 Best hack from the world. 03:44:17.960 --> 03:44:19.960 I think I'm just going to reset and play on Kraken. 03:44:19.960 --> 03:44:22.960 Either that or I run straight bottom and look for a die. 03:44:22.960 --> 03:44:25.960 You know what, Bokie and Bot can actually get him. 03:44:38.960 --> 03:44:40.960 Alright, that's it. 03:44:44.960 --> 03:44:50.960 I think our best angle right now is to just get the Kraken instead, and then after it's hopped to Bot Folklare, then it should be super insane for us. 03:44:50.960 --> 03:44:56.960 I mean, like, if I could look for a kill on the Reven too, it'd be nice, but I highly doubt we'd be able to. 03:44:59.960 --> 03:45:03.960 Muta is crashing out. Wait, how is he crashing out? Is he banned? 03:45:08.960 --> 03:45:10.960 Unless you've been on Twitter or something. 03:45:16.960 --> 03:45:18.960 Alright, let's go and reshare. 03:45:20.960 --> 03:45:29.540 I wonder if we'd be able to actually get the rest of this like clear and then afterwards 03:45:29.540 --> 03:45:31.880 look on dragon like a minute. 03:45:31.880 --> 03:45:37.200 I'm the top lane challenge. 03:45:37.200 --> 03:45:38.680 Yeah fuck that shit dude. 03:45:38.680 --> 03:45:41.720 I realize that laning is the most boring thing you can ever do in league so I'm never 03:45:41.720 --> 03:45:46.240 doing it again. 03:45:46.240 --> 03:45:58.240 shadow band. Wait what? What do you mean shadow band? So if you search him up it doesn't show 03:45:58.240 --> 03:46:13.240 anything. But if you go on Twitch.tv slash Muda. Wait here's shadow band. Wait that's 03:46:13.240 --> 03:46:14.240 It's crazy. 03:46:14.240 --> 03:46:16.240 Is it because he's been getting view-botted? 03:46:16.240 --> 03:46:23.240 He's been getting, like, view-botted every day for, like, a month or some shit. 03:46:23.240 --> 03:46:36.240 That's actually wild. 03:46:36.240 --> 03:46:43.240 it's what we do now is we're just gonna play on the dragon and afterwards we can look on the crab 03:46:50.840 --> 03:46:54.860 guys i'm gonna be real with you i literally don't have any play to make besides just like maybe 03:46:54.860 --> 03:46:56.620 killing ballon and perma farming 03:46:56.620 --> 03:47:03.620 that's unironically all i can do 03:47:06.240 --> 03:47:29.840 I can always just like W the main damage like this. 03:47:29.840 --> 03:47:30.840 just keep on, keep on 03:47:38.160 --> 03:47:40.840 you know what's so sad? I think if I didn't get stunned there 03:47:40.840 --> 03:47:42.560 instantly I could have actually lived for something 03:47:45.620 --> 03:47:48.180 but I jumped in, could have actually gotten it done 03:47:50.740 --> 03:47:53.940 I was just gonna go from 1 to 2000, virus 18 to 20k 03:47:53.940 --> 03:47:57.740 but my real viewer count right now is under between 6 to 7 thousand 03:47:57.740 --> 03:48:03.020 Uh, I know between that, just because someone's been devouting us or something, that's the 03:48:03.020 --> 03:48:06.420 reason why it's like higher than that. 03:48:06.420 --> 03:48:09.420 It would normally be. 03:48:09.420 --> 03:48:19.100 Alright guys, talked about Focalia and then we'll get it done. 03:48:19.100 --> 03:48:23.980 Guys, am I crazy for saying that I kinda wanna play some Zenzal games soon? 03:48:23.980 --> 03:48:34.980 I will keep getting like an urge to play some Zin Zhao. 03:48:34.980 --> 03:48:53.660 Well that's pretty fucking unlucky. 03:48:53.660 --> 03:49:00.660 second mother 03:49:03.140 --> 03:49:06.500 okay so we're gonna have to just play for hell then as it's once held and then we 03:49:06.500 --> 03:49:13.500 just play soul 03:49:23.660 --> 03:49:29.660 Okay, so what we're gonna do now is we're just gonna play on the bots at the top or maybe just like bot side then we'll see what we can do. 03:49:39.660 --> 03:49:43.660 Like located at the top, that's actually look like you could be pretty okay for us. 03:49:43.660 --> 03:49:50.660 look on this crab 03:49:58.700 --> 03:50:05.700 oh my god this even have the range for this 03:50:13.660 --> 03:50:43.220 I think I'll just have to run here. 03:50:43.220 --> 03:50:50.660 holy fuck we went from one win away well it was one win away from grandmaster now the 03:50:50.660 --> 03:51:08.180 ones were from challenger cause we are grandmaster 03:51:08.180 --> 03:51:12.960 nice bone fuck up bitch 03:51:12.960 --> 03:51:16.960 all right so now our best angle right now is if we just found my herald and after herald 03:51:16.960 --> 03:51:18.320 we can look on drag 03:51:18.320 --> 03:51:21.500 i'm a little worried that if ribbon comes like in test list so that she's able to just 03:51:21.500 --> 03:51:28.500 like kill me 03:51:28.500 --> 03:51:38.500 You got this? Yeah, it should be free. 03:51:38.500 --> 03:51:43.500 It should be free, we're gonna be chilling, no worry about it. 03:51:43.500 --> 03:51:53.500 Okay, so now if we actually just look on this... 03:51:53.500 --> 03:52:00.500 in this. 03:52:10.140 --> 03:52:13.140 I'm going to be real with the guys, I think we just did something go mid after, I'm going 03:52:13.140 --> 03:52:20.140 to find a get fight. 03:52:23.500 --> 03:52:30.500 This one is probably gone. 03:52:35.500 --> 03:52:42.500 Perfect. And then now it's just like free health. 03:52:42.500 --> 03:52:51.580 Alright, well listen guys, good news is that our ADC is so fed that the game should be 03:52:51.580 --> 03:52:56.140 auto-one, but we also have Dragon and other laners are also winning too. 03:52:56.140 --> 03:53:04.860 So it's like the Jason 1v1 is actually the mental reset that we needed. 03:53:04.860 --> 03:53:11.860 I don't want to let all my camps just sit and do nothing. 03:54:04.860 --> 03:54:07.720 Like, listen, it's hard enough getting partner, dude. 03:54:07.720 --> 03:54:09.520 How the fuck do I even get a Twitch rep? 03:54:28.720 --> 03:54:29.220 Nice. 03:54:34.860 --> 03:54:41.480 Oh seven what dumb ass logic even is this yeah, I don't know either like 03:54:43.580 --> 03:54:49.600 So twitch really shadow banned him because he didn't say that some random guy was you bought him 03:54:58.660 --> 03:55:00.660 Did that's actually crazy what 03:55:04.860 --> 03:55:16.860 You need to file a support ticket? 03:55:16.860 --> 03:55:21.300 Okay, I'll file one after this game then. 03:55:21.300 --> 03:55:25.860 I'll file one after this game then. 03:55:25.860 --> 03:55:35.860 I wonder if we're going to be able to actually look for anything here. 03:55:35.860 --> 03:55:45.260 Okay, wow, that is fucking terrible. 03:55:45.260 --> 03:55:52.260 I mean our blitz is running out of baselows cause I should be getting... 03:56:03.860 --> 03:56:10.860 Alright, I see a new chair. 03:56:15.260 --> 03:56:21.540 I mean low-key what we could actually maybe do is look on someone who spawns 03:56:29.100 --> 03:56:33.260 Yo, you guys know motherfuckin don't that's her new chef 03:56:45.260 --> 03:56:50.200 All right guys 20 seconds till the drag is up 03:57:06.780 --> 03:57:08.780 Listen as long as we get the dragon and solo 03:57:15.260 --> 03:57:19.820 I mean dude, this is just so fucking ass. How do I even play this game? 03:57:29.900 --> 03:57:31.900 Wait, might Ash end up losing this? 03:57:39.340 --> 03:57:43.180 It might actually end up losing this game because we don't have anybody that's actually engaging 03:57:45.260 --> 03:58:03.260 Oh, he actually has ult. Look at the voices actually fucking cracked though. Did we play 03:58:03.260 --> 03:58:09.260 down this year 03:58:09.260 --> 03:58:16.260 talented spots are to be free for us to just look on this 03:58:16.260 --> 03:58:34.540 I need to stop using your Q first. Yeah, but dude, even if I find the angle, it doesn't 03:58:34.540 --> 03:58:40.860 matter. This shows I just got jumped on and I die instantly. I need to like hang back 03:58:40.860 --> 03:58:46.780 until the enemy already engages. Like here, maybe I could look for an angle in here. But 03:58:46.780 --> 03:58:47.860 even now, if I go in, I'm dead. 03:58:47.860 --> 03:58:50.860 Oh my f**k, I'm dead. 03:58:50.860 --> 03:59:06.060 Okay, I'm going to keep it real. I actually didn't see the f**k out of that. I'm not 03:59:06.060 --> 03:59:08.660 I'm gonna like pretend that I'm not gonna be pretending differently 03:59:10.820 --> 03:59:13.060 That was like one million percent my bad 03:59:24.940 --> 03:59:27.340 Then there's this in a few dogs cannot be stank 03:59:36.060 --> 03:59:38.060 I 03:59:41.220 --> 03:59:45.520 Guys pardon me once I should just get a guardian angel of mine the same for saying that I 03:59:46.740 --> 03:59:49.640 Think like a straight up Jax has so much value here though 03:59:53.780 --> 03:59:56.420 I don't even know he did not last fight. Yeah, I did learn nothing 04:00:26.420 --> 04:00:30.100 All right, this is this actually could be game over show 04:00:48.980 --> 04:00:50.980 Okay, so Zen goes in on me 04:00:56.420 --> 04:01:02.420 Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you guys this game felt like kind of unplayable for me, honestly. 04:01:02.420 --> 04:01:06.420 Which is like crazy because I felt like it would have actually been a good E-game. 04:01:06.420 --> 04:01:09.420 I mean, it would just stick to Akram today. It feels like Akram day. 04:01:26.420 --> 04:01:27.420 Nice. 04:01:27.420 --> 04:01:33.420 Alright, and then I was just on the game. 04:01:33.420 --> 04:01:34.420 Cool. 04:01:34.420 --> 04:01:35.420 Yeah, nice. 04:01:35.420 --> 04:01:40.420 We're just on the game now. 04:01:40.420 --> 04:01:41.420 Nice. 04:01:41.420 --> 04:01:42.420 Nice. 04:01:42.420 --> 04:01:43.420 Nice. 04:01:43.420 --> 04:01:44.420 Nice. 04:01:44.420 --> 04:01:45.420 Nice. 04:01:45.420 --> 04:01:46.420 Nice. 04:01:46.420 --> 04:01:47.420 Nice. 04:01:47.420 --> 04:01:48.420 Nice. 04:01:48.420 --> 04:01:49.420 Nice. 04:01:49.420 --> 04:01:50.420 Nice. 04:01:50.420 --> 04:01:51.420 Nice. 04:01:51.420 --> 04:01:52.420 Nice. 04:01:52.420 --> 04:01:53.420 Nice. 04:01:53.420 --> 04:01:54.420 Nice. 04:01:54.420 --> 04:01:55.420 Nice. 04:01:55.420 --> 04:01:58.420 We just have a game now. Okay guys, I'm gonna go to the bathroom, give me a sec. 04:02:25.420 --> 04:02:28.300 My life is a mystery, I know it's a mystery 04:02:28.300 --> 04:02:31.100 I know that I'm a mystery to you 04:02:37.700 --> 04:02:39.660 Nothing but the truth now 04:02:40.700 --> 04:02:43.300 Nothing but the proof of what I am 04:02:43.700 --> 04:02:45.260 The worst of what I came from 04:02:45.260 --> 04:02:46.700 Hattons I'm ashamed of 04:02:46.700 --> 04:02:49.140 Things that even I don't understand 04:02:49.140 --> 04:02:52.020 I try to fix it, I try to fight it 04:02:52.020 --> 04:02:54.860 My head was twisted, my heart divided 04:02:54.860 --> 04:03:00.140 My life is all collided. I don't know why I didn't trust you to be on my side 04:03:00.140 --> 04:03:02.140 I 04:03:21.540 --> 04:03:26.000 Guys now I need to make a twitch ticket give me a second 04:03:30.140 --> 04:03:32.140 Alright, let's do a new show 04:03:38.820 --> 04:03:40.820 Twitch support 04:03:44.100 --> 04:03:46.100 Contact support 04:03:53.780 --> 04:03:55.780 Category account issues I guess 04:04:00.140 --> 04:04:04.140 No, that's not a counter-issues. 04:04:04.140 --> 04:04:06.140 Maybe... 04:04:09.140 --> 04:04:11.140 General? 04:04:12.140 --> 04:04:15.140 Account and security settings? 04:04:23.140 --> 04:04:26.140 No, terms of service, let's do this. 04:04:30.140 --> 04:04:36.740 No. I'll just say other general questions. 04:04:37.460 --> 04:04:46.720 Subject getting view-botted. Hello, recently my streams have been getting 04:04:46.720 --> 04:04:55.900 view-botted from the time I started them by about 10... 04:04:55.900 --> 04:05:07.900 I'm just informing you of this, so you don'ts think I'm... 04:05:07.900 --> 04:05:15.900 so am i here with the fire streamers the fighters no lying i'm flying the time in the fire 04:05:15.900 --> 04:05:17.900 date of birth 04:05:27.900 --> 04:05:29.900 why are we fucking serious i can't even do it there 04:05:31.900 --> 04:05:33.900 dude fuck me so needs to go in another thing 04:05:33.900 --> 04:05:39.380 other thing is it in general then 04:05:46.220 --> 04:05:52.020 right so this is just so cancer like their director is so fucking bad 04:05:57.020 --> 04:06:00.020 oh okay 04:06:03.900 --> 04:06:07.580 Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, guys, I can't even submit a case about this. 04:06:09.040 --> 04:06:12.680 But it does seem like me submit a case about getting a view bought it. 04:06:14.340 --> 04:06:16.340 Like, there's no normative case to be made about it. 04:06:17.920 --> 04:06:18.920 What am I doing? 04:06:31.220 --> 04:06:32.820 Alright, guys, that's human nature. 04:06:33.900 --> 04:06:38.900 We need to get it done now. 04:06:38.900 --> 04:06:42.900 And I sure have something on my mind. 04:06:42.900 --> 04:06:43.900 Thank you. 04:06:43.900 --> 04:06:45.900 What is the situation now? 04:06:45.900 --> 04:06:46.900 Thanks, I think I'm good. 04:06:46.900 --> 04:06:48.900 Yeah, I think I'll be okay too. 04:06:48.900 --> 04:06:50.900 Like, it shouldn't be that big of an issue. 04:06:50.900 --> 04:06:52.900 But that's kind of like the shit thing for Twitch though, 04:06:52.900 --> 04:06:55.900 so they can't really do anything about it. 04:06:55.900 --> 04:06:58.900 Because like, realistically, what's with you just around 04:06:58.900 --> 04:07:01.300 ban banning people 04:07:01.300 --> 04:07:09.300 you know 04:07:09.300 --> 04:07:16.300 it's a guy's 04:07:16.740 --> 04:07:21.740 was a brother does a job if i can't tell us bro 04:07:21.740 --> 04:07:28.740 he's like a chill maxer on ironically 04:07:28.900 --> 04:07:35.900 Alright, we're nine wins away from Challenger, interesting. 04:07:35.900 --> 04:07:40.900 I miss you, man, James, today. 04:07:40.900 --> 04:07:42.900 Everyone's me, too. 04:07:42.900 --> 04:07:44.900 Double OP for a win. 04:07:44.900 --> 04:07:47.900 Oh, shit. 04:07:50.900 --> 04:07:52.900 Oh, shit. 04:07:52.900 --> 04:07:54.900 Double OP for a win. 04:07:54.900 --> 04:07:57.900 Who should we ban then? 04:07:57.900 --> 04:08:03.900 I'm gonna be honest, I might hear the club game here. Please tell my own club. 04:08:03.900 --> 04:08:05.900 BOOCK! 04:08:20.900 --> 04:08:24.900 Run the Morda- Okay wait, first I can get a little bit of food in one sec. 04:08:57.900 --> 04:08:59.900 I 04:10:57.900 --> 04:11:26.820 All right guys I'm ready for it look at my look at my meal look look at this shit bro 04:11:26.820 --> 04:11:35.440 Oh yeah, Greek yogurt with some protein powder, raspberry flavored protein powder, and the 04:11:35.440 --> 04:11:41.160 yogurt ends up assuming the full flavor of the powder, so it's like raspberry flavored 04:11:41.160 --> 04:11:42.600 Greek yogurt. 04:11:42.600 --> 04:11:43.840 Beautiful. 04:11:43.840 --> 04:11:50.840 come muda bro i'm in a fucking game right now 04:11:57.360 --> 04:12:00.360 i mean come muda dude i'm in a game 04:12:00.360 --> 04:12:10.360 all right, let's go this way 04:12:10.360 --> 04:12:17.360 yogurt mayo, literally 04:12:17.360 --> 04:12:25.360 mmm, delicious 04:12:25.360 --> 04:12:27.360 Absolutely delicious. 04:12:34.160 --> 04:12:36.160 He wants to play with you. 04:12:42.800 --> 04:12:44.800 Don't even play with me. 04:12:44.800 --> 04:12:46.800 Guys, I am not playing normal- 04:12:46.800 --> 04:12:48.800 Okay, let me explain something. 04:12:48.800 --> 04:12:50.800 Let me explain something. 04:12:52.240 --> 04:12:54.240 Just so everyone's on the same page. 04:12:54.240 --> 04:13:04.740 If I don't hit challenger in the next 5 days, I need to pay a flight to Florida so that Jingzi can beat this shit out of me in real life. 04:13:04.740 --> 04:13:09.240 Guys, we can be doing side quests right now. 04:13:09.240 --> 04:13:22.240 Like, already the Jason of Ween 1v1 was like enough of a side quest and the only reason why I did it was because like, I was so fucking tilted from the fact that we won like 1 win and 4 losses today. 04:13:22.240 --> 04:13:26.560 That it's like I had to mount to reset somehow, but it's like we can't do that right now, bro 04:13:31.360 --> 04:13:33.360 Okay, this actually chill 04:13:38.080 --> 04:13:40.080 I mean, yeah, this is just fucking canceling 04:13:45.840 --> 04:13:47.840 Oh 04:13:47.840 --> 04:13:52.840 No flash, no ignite. 04:13:52.840 --> 04:14:01.840 I don't know, it's on this time. 04:14:01.840 --> 04:14:13.840 I want to be able to actually look for something here. 04:14:13.840 --> 04:14:23.440 Like, Moki, now that I'm level 3, I don't feel like I'd lose anymore, do I? 04:14:23.440 --> 04:14:27.680 Like real shit, I don't lose anymore, now I'm level 3. 04:14:27.680 --> 04:14:31.240 We just permanently win. 04:14:31.240 --> 04:14:43.280 And I rot there in the primal, thank you. 04:14:43.280 --> 04:14:50.280 this should be free 04:14:59.920 --> 04:15:02.960 okay realistically let's see I even right now 04:15:02.960 --> 04:15:06.280 how much health can we get rid of 04:15:06.280 --> 04:15:09.440 bro is he fucking serious 04:15:09.440 --> 04:15:16.440 i mean if we get a few nice slams down i'm down for that 04:15:17.240 --> 04:15:24.240 yeah welcome to fucking hell bro 04:15:39.440 --> 04:15:40.240 Nice. 04:15:41.940 --> 04:15:45.240 You know, there's always a chance that the Jace is actually ganking top here or something. 04:15:46.040 --> 04:15:47.740 Let me just like, harch off this one and reset. 04:15:48.440 --> 04:15:52.540 I feel like I'm at the point in the lane now where it's like, I outscaled his early damage. 04:15:54.140 --> 04:15:57.740 Like, it seems like a lane where as long as you don't die early, you're chilling, but it's like I died early. 04:15:57.740 --> 04:15:59.040 But it's like we're still chilling. 04:15:59.040 --> 04:16:09.800 nice 04:16:09.800 --> 04:16:15.800 oh my am I really getting a dying turn on? 04:16:15.800 --> 04:16:23.300 how much more do I have? not enough? 04:16:23.300 --> 04:16:25.300 Ah, god damn it. 04:16:31.620 --> 04:16:33.620 I mean, Loki will take that. That isn't the worst. 04:16:34.380 --> 04:16:36.380 The only one that kind of sucks is I'm almost doomed. 04:16:37.020 --> 04:16:39.520 Pretty sure that the thing spawns a lot of 6-15 though. 04:16:53.300 --> 04:16:55.300 That's actually so easy 04:16:56.980 --> 04:17:02.340 But I just wish I had a quad or vain other those matchups have been a million times rather than this 04:17:05.380 --> 04:17:07.380 I only had the first time this shit 04:17:09.900 --> 04:17:12.860 Why do you play top lane, but I got fucking auto-filled 04:17:16.100 --> 04:17:18.600 I literally just always get auto-filled nowadays I 04:17:18.600 --> 04:17:33.400 I don't know why I either. 04:17:33.400 --> 04:17:34.400 Wrong spell order. 04:17:34.400 --> 04:17:38.920 Now it's a wrong spell order, you're supposed to go E max. 04:17:38.920 --> 04:17:45.920 it's e then it's qw 04:17:49.280 --> 04:17:56.280 i wonder if we'd be able to actually look for a place here 04:18:08.920 --> 04:18:13.920 So Shen ultimate, nice. 04:18:24.920 --> 04:18:29.920 Alright guys, genuinely not bad. 04:18:29.920 --> 04:18:32.920 I'm going to be honest, I kind of just want to fucking... 04:18:32.920 --> 04:18:36.920 No! 04:18:37.540 --> 04:18:39.540 Okay 04:18:50.120 --> 04:18:52.120 Yeah, we just have to keep monitor chair 04:18:57.720 --> 04:18:59.720 No, I see that's what we need 04:18:59.720 --> 04:19:07.360 see you like that's the show we need just like a hard job waving and afterwards 04:19:07.360 --> 04:19:10.680 you'll see him on your tower I should be able to farm really nicely not what 04:19:10.680 --> 04:19:13.600 they said if I happen to lane like it's all actually fucked I'm really bad 04:19:13.600 --> 04:19:37.600 that. I want to save a little bit of money for sure. 04:19:37.600 --> 04:19:41.360 Okay, so to now, so honestly, just like, keep him here, I think we're gonna be fine. 04:19:54.160 --> 04:19:58.800 Did- did my flash- wait, did my flash just cancel my own W? 04:19:59.920 --> 04:20:01.600 Are you fucking serious? 04:20:03.720 --> 04:20:07.560 Guys, did my flash just cancel my own W? 04:20:07.600 --> 04:20:17.920 Like, shampoos are so fucking disgusting, like I'm gonna be honest, like that shampoos 04:20:17.920 --> 04:20:23.320 is just a shampoos fucking, like literal brain dead retarded people. 04:20:23.320 --> 04:20:24.320 You know what I mean? 04:20:24.320 --> 04:20:29.120 Like genuinely a shampoos brain dead fucking retarded people, it's actually so disgusting. 04:20:29.120 --> 04:20:33.120 Holy shit dude. 04:20:33.120 --> 04:20:35.960 Wow, you are trashed, wow. 04:20:35.960 --> 04:20:41.040 Muda you're literally iron and you into Jengzee for three hours straight a few days ago 04:20:41.040 --> 04:20:43.680 I pipe down to fire you bro. That's all I'm gonna say 04:20:45.760 --> 04:20:50.680 You don't necessarily champion made for people without hands and even you manage to make it look hard cheers, bro 04:20:55.120 --> 04:20:58.880 Fucking pieces shit bastard who need to look on this now 04:21:00.600 --> 04:21:03.480 My thing is that as long as I just sit back it's gonna show 04:21:03.480 --> 04:21:08.480 Cause the enemy was forced to like, all in to us, so like, as long as I get merched later, we're gonna be fun. 04:21:15.480 --> 04:21:17.480 Nice! Okay, not bad. 04:21:21.480 --> 04:21:23.480 We were versing a smurf. 04:21:25.480 --> 04:21:28.480 Listen, if you keep wanting to convince your chat to that, bro, it is what it is. 04:21:28.480 --> 04:21:31.480 You also entered the Azir too, that's all I'm gonna say. 04:21:31.480 --> 04:21:36.720 to say I was watching that I was watching 04:21:37.720 --> 04:21:41.840 but I'm gonna be honest about that entire coaching session there's only 04:21:41.840 --> 04:21:46.320 one thing you did right and it was give Jinx your waves outside of that bro like 04:21:46.320 --> 04:21:50.720 I can't even count on like both my hands and both feet bro like the amount of 04:21:50.720 --> 04:21:57.880 mistakes that I saw shows crazy this looks insane 04:21:57.880 --> 04:22:04.880 crossfire 04:22:12.320 --> 04:22:19.320 I mean listen my W is up 04:22:20.440 --> 04:22:27.440 yeah I'm just gonna fucking off thread 04:22:27.880 --> 04:22:34.380 wasn't he saying that top laners are pedophile jewelers? well i mean they are 04:22:34.380 --> 04:22:38.320 but the problem is that i got autofilled like i didn't choose to be here 04:22:38.320 --> 04:22:42.600 you know what i mean? but i didn't choose to be here is the thing 04:22:42.600 --> 04:22:49.600 Alright, let's go. 04:22:49.600 --> 04:23:02.600 You look like you used your feats to count, I don't use my hands anymore. 04:23:02.600 --> 04:23:11.600 Okay, I wonder if we can actually look for this here. 04:23:11.600 --> 04:23:13.600 FUCKING CHRIST 04:23:19.280 --> 04:23:21.280 Is there any way that we can actually win this one game? 04:23:29.920 --> 04:23:34.880 No, it's crazy me that it feels like the Shen is there rejuvening health, like he doesn't have any health regen in this game 04:23:35.000 --> 04:23:37.000 But it feels like he is 04:23:38.240 --> 04:23:40.240 Such a retarded champion 04:23:41.600 --> 04:23:43.600 Anyways, thanks for your stream. 04:23:43.600 --> 04:23:45.600 It was a hard one. 04:23:45.600 --> 04:23:47.600 Yeah, I can't even put it in. 04:23:47.600 --> 04:23:49.600 It's just a bit harder. 04:23:51.600 --> 04:23:53.600 Let it be soon for once on Mac. 04:23:53.600 --> 04:23:55.600 Thank you. And talk to you in the comments below. 04:23:55.600 --> 04:23:57.600 Find Dash, Machata, and Caitlyn. 04:23:57.600 --> 04:23:59.600 Caitlyn can answer some questions. 04:23:59.600 --> 04:24:01.600 There's no time to find. 04:24:01.600 --> 04:24:03.600 But now we're getting to be bothered. 04:24:03.600 --> 04:24:05.600 A real viewer count is maybe around like... 04:24:05.600 --> 04:24:07.600 Maybe around like 6k. 04:24:11.600 --> 04:24:18.600 I'm not gonna TP. 04:24:18.600 --> 04:24:22.280 Bro, is playing a loli losing to Shen? 04:24:22.280 --> 04:24:26.360 Well, yeah, first time a loli, bro, because I don't own Clad on this account, and I also 04:24:26.360 --> 04:24:31.560 don't own Vine. 04:24:31.560 --> 04:24:40.560 So it's like unironically just fucked. 04:24:40.560 --> 04:24:42.560 There's literally nothing I can do. 04:24:49.560 --> 04:24:52.560 Oh yeah, they lost the game here. I have a big cutoff. 04:24:57.560 --> 04:24:59.560 Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donald? 04:24:59.560 --> 04:25:01.560 Best heckle in the world. 04:25:03.560 --> 04:25:08.560 I'm gonna be honest, I think our best angle is actually just running top and pushing top here. 04:25:10.560 --> 04:25:17.460 You should have picked Garen, and roaming Garen is like great versus him to be honest. 04:25:17.460 --> 04:25:21.820 But I'm gonna be honest, dude, Shen is just like a champion where it's like, if you don't 04:25:21.820 --> 04:25:25.580 have a million hours on that specific champ versus a matchup you're just gonna lose because 04:25:25.580 --> 04:25:33.140 of how broken it is. 04:25:33.140 --> 04:25:35.140 So you just say this what it is 04:25:56.980 --> 04:25:58.980 Fucking Christ 04:26:03.140 --> 04:26:05.140 I mean, I really can't bear to think about it. 04:26:18.140 --> 04:26:20.140 But I can't tell if I'm the best for Shaan. Thank you. 04:26:20.140 --> 04:26:22.140 I mean, probably will I hit a game of the Wukong. 04:26:23.140 --> 04:26:25.140 Logi Pryor had gone too, at some point. 04:26:25.140 --> 04:26:35.140 point should do like Viber low-key and Viber's Chen doesn't work because he blocks 04:26:35.140 --> 04:26:41.380 all your autos and even blocks your Q-phone on the second like unironically the issues 04:26:41.380 --> 04:26:45.260 that when you lock in Chen there's just nothing the enemy team can lock in that is 04:26:45.260 --> 04:26:50.100 even like any good so I could have maybe like mitigated the match upon like vain 04:26:50.100 --> 04:26:52.100 Or fucking 04:26:52.860 --> 04:26:56.460 Cleared right but so I don't know either of those champs. So it's just I'm lucky 04:26:56.460 --> 04:27:00.780 I don't know why the fuck I've been getting out of fold every game though. It's actually really disgusting 04:27:00.780 --> 04:27:05.060 I think over the last like three days. I've gotten out of fold at least four or five times 04:27:05.060 --> 04:27:07.700 I'm like normally it never happens ever 04:27:07.700 --> 04:27:10.500 So I don't know why the fuck all of a sudden out so every game 04:27:10.860 --> 04:27:13.660 Special in jungles a role that people don't play that often 04:27:20.100 --> 04:27:30.100 I think I'll be like Marchudzing with this. 04:27:30.100 --> 04:27:40.100 I think I'll be like Marchudzing with this. 04:27:40.100 --> 04:27:47.380 All right, low key we could actually pound merchuts and then after merchuts all resets 04:28:10.100 --> 04:28:12.740 You have to see your jungler grace up with his presence. 04:28:12.740 --> 04:28:14.180 Yeah, I don't blame him, bro. 04:28:14.180 --> 04:28:16.060 If I saw Dantas on a lousy being owned, 04:28:16.060 --> 04:28:17.740 it's like someone fucking gank him, either. 04:28:28.900 --> 04:28:31.940 Okay, so let's see if we start right now, we get our merge reds. 04:28:31.940 --> 04:28:34.540 Then all we need to get is our Kleberon, we win. 04:28:37.340 --> 04:28:39.340 Like, they're just seeing Kleberon, we're gonna be fine. 04:28:40.100 --> 04:28:42.100 I 04:28:42.540 --> 04:28:45.900 Mean after this time time guys is just like a complete fucking freebie 04:28:57.300 --> 04:29:02.500 Um, I mean it's as bad as it's always been it's not funny to like reason 04:29:10.100 --> 04:29:17.100 I don't know where he's going, unfortunately he will not be able to pass the message on. 04:29:17.100 --> 04:29:20.100 Let's hope they win the first month somehow. 04:29:40.100 --> 04:29:50.600 dude, like why the fuck, guys is it normal that people get auto filled as often as I do nowadays? 04:29:50.600 --> 04:29:56.100 like you guys watch other shimmers right? is it like normal? or is this like actually just crazy? 04:30:01.100 --> 04:30:03.100 like is it normal or is it crazy? 04:30:06.100 --> 04:30:09.100 cause like I swear I'm perma fucking filled dude 04:30:09.100 --> 04:30:11.100 Like literally perma-filled. 04:30:17.820 --> 04:30:19.820 It feels ridiculous. 04:30:33.180 --> 04:30:35.180 I have felt once in 70 games. 04:30:35.180 --> 04:30:41.180 I wonder if the other high-level streamers experience this too. 04:30:41.180 --> 04:30:48.180 I guess for me it really feels like it's like at least I would say 10-15% of the games are 04:30:48.180 --> 04:30:49.180 autofill. 04:30:49.180 --> 04:31:01.180 I only watch you play League, I don't know if you know. 04:31:01.180 --> 04:31:27.180 I'm gonna see if I can maybe look towards mid on something here. 04:31:27.180 --> 04:31:50.380 Okay, so Dragon's up in 30, if I teleport to that to be one. 04:31:50.380 --> 04:32:08.020 Yeah, I think I can just play for TP here. 04:32:08.020 --> 04:32:10.020 She's announcing the board song. 04:32:20.660 --> 04:32:21.660 Alright, let's head off. 04:32:38.020 --> 04:32:40.020 Okay, so money dies guarantee 04:32:43.900 --> 04:32:48.500 Well, there's no way that doesn't connect nice 04:32:54.460 --> 04:32:57.700 No, I scud free we take those 04:33:00.300 --> 04:33:02.300 It's good to bone 04:33:03.060 --> 04:33:05.620 Yeah, I'm gonna be real for you guys. It's actually looking good as fuck for us 04:33:08.020 --> 04:33:17.920 Okay so 2000 gold if we reset right now, sell our Duelins play then we actually get our 04:33:17.920 --> 04:33:20.920 Eclipse, which is going to be huge. 04:33:20.920 --> 04:33:25.920 And a Javer up there in the prime, and T-Bone there and so on and so on, thank you. 04:33:25.920 --> 04:33:27.920 Is he going to co-shade? 04:33:27.920 --> 04:33:31.920 I'm taking so once we'll see ya. 04:33:31.920 --> 04:33:42.600 I think our best angle right now, Loki perma grouping seems like it could actually be really 04:33:42.600 --> 04:33:43.600 nice. 04:34:13.600 --> 04:34:15.600 I'm not getting that double LP. 04:34:15.600 --> 04:34:21.600 Apparently if you spam Controls you actually get the double LP, so I'm going to try buying like 30 Controls. 04:34:21.600 --> 04:34:24.600 Yo you guys know about the fucking Donald? 04:34:24.600 --> 04:34:26.600 Best couple in the world. 04:34:34.600 --> 04:34:37.600 You know, let's actually buy like 50 Controls. 04:34:37.600 --> 04:34:42.600 Because apparently like 50 Controls, I'm not kidding, like if you buy a fuck ton you actually get it way easier. 04:34:43.600 --> 04:35:02.600 Don't ask me why, but just how it is. 04:35:02.600 --> 04:35:10.000 Alright, let's see what we know. 04:35:13.600 --> 04:35:15.660 you 04:35:43.600 --> 04:35:45.660 you 04:36:13.600 --> 04:36:15.660 you 04:36:43.600 --> 04:36:45.660 you 04:37:13.600 --> 04:37:15.660 you 04:37:43.600 --> 04:37:45.660 you 04:38:13.600 --> 04:38:15.660 you 04:38:43.600 --> 04:38:45.660 you 04:39:13.600 --> 04:39:15.660 you 04:39:43.600 --> 04:39:45.660 you 04:40:13.600 --> 04:40:15.660 you 04:40:43.600 --> 04:40:45.660 you 04:41:13.600 --> 04:41:15.660 you 04:41:43.600 --> 04:41:45.600 I 04:41:53.080 --> 04:41:55.080 That makes me so mad 04:42:02.600 --> 04:42:04.680 Did that actually makes me so mad though 04:42:07.960 --> 04:42:11.860 Like I'm not enjoying but actually makes me so fucking mad that's like actual 04:42:13.600 --> 04:42:15.600 I 04:42:21.340 --> 04:42:25.260 The shirt thank you, bro, it's low-key chung right now 04:42:31.740 --> 04:42:34.480 See because you got carried yeah, I was funny dude 04:42:34.480 --> 04:42:42.480 Was the mic a part of the song? Nope. 04:42:42.480 --> 04:43:00.480 Alright, it's gonna go Jinx later, Jinx is down for them down. 04:43:00.480 --> 04:43:02.760 you didn't mess up the early game to be honest 04:43:02.760 --> 04:43:09.760 yeah but dude it's not my fault that Shen is that fucking broken though 04:43:13.160 --> 04:43:13.840 like 04:43:13.840 --> 04:43:16.160 that's serious what it is 04:43:16.160 --> 04:43:19.840 the Mahon video was funny i shed the reaction yeah it was good 04:43:19.840 --> 04:43:24.720 let me see 04:43:24.720 --> 04:43:28.760 where is it 04:43:28.760 --> 04:43:30.760 the most fucked up shit ever 04:43:30.760 --> 04:43:31.760 yo what's 04:43:49.760 --> 04:43:52.760 one of the greatest gaming streams ever recorded 04:43:52.760 --> 04:43:55.760 along with speed's early stream 04:43:58.760 --> 04:44:05.760 Why did this guy say this? 04:44:05.760 --> 04:44:11.760 Like, what, why would that guy ever say that? 04:44:11.760 --> 04:44:24.760 I want to get better at singed at any advice, drink poison, and game another, I shoulda. 04:44:24.760 --> 04:44:44.060 All right guys, Lee Sin is done, what do we do now, what are we thinking? 04:44:44.060 --> 04:44:48.760 It's like, what are we thinking here? 04:44:48.760 --> 04:44:55.720 Do you know there's a second account for the lives FF? 04:44:55.720 --> 04:45:02.680 I mean it's a new one we've only out for about like a few weeks now. 04:45:02.680 --> 04:45:12.240 Okay guys real question, do you think that we're going to be able to get a good match 04:45:12.240 --> 04:45:13.240 up this game? 04:45:13.240 --> 04:45:15.880 Because I really don't want a first pick. 04:45:15.880 --> 04:45:18.880 I really don't want a first pick. 04:45:18.880 --> 04:45:21.880 Dude, I really don't want a- whatever. 04:45:21.880 --> 04:45:24.880 If they lock in kitchen, I'm gonna lose my mind though. 04:45:24.880 --> 04:45:27.880 Okay, let me eat some sourdough bread. One sec. 04:46:45.880 --> 04:47:03.880 I need timing at the time, let's go. 04:47:03.880 --> 04:47:19.880 my support is in the autofill jungle man 04:47:19.880 --> 04:47:23.880 wow 04:47:23.880 --> 04:47:25.880 Wow 04:47:35.260 --> 04:47:37.260 Dude what the fuck is this shit 04:47:43.840 --> 04:47:50.600 Like my my sub I mean, you know what maybe one be lines. I'm not gonna judge it. Maybe you actually won't be lines. We'll see 04:47:50.600 --> 04:47:58.340 W sourdough bread? I think sourdough is unironically the best kind of bread there is though. 04:47:58.340 --> 04:48:03.420 Like on some real shit it's generally the best kind of bread there is. 04:48:03.420 --> 04:48:10.420 Bye, farm. 04:48:10.420 --> 04:48:25.820 Okay, so now we can just play top to bot, we look on the bot crab and then we should 04:48:25.820 --> 04:48:29.260 be in a super good spot. 04:48:29.260 --> 04:48:34.260 in queue is respectable. Yeah, but the thing is I don't choose when my ads go off. Well, 04:48:34.260 --> 04:48:38.260 I'm glad that they went off during that time, but normally I don't choose the times. 04:48:43.260 --> 04:48:45.260 Other sets like auto. 04:48:48.260 --> 04:48:54.260 Okay, real shit. Top to bottom, sabaccab is actually insanely good for us. 04:48:54.260 --> 04:48:59.260 That ruins everything. 04:48:59.260 --> 04:49:04.260 I know I'm kidding, that actually ruins everything. 04:49:10.260 --> 04:49:15.260 Okay, it still could be good for us though. 04:49:15.260 --> 04:49:39.260 My look on the rest of the boss side of the game will actually be chill, but there's no 04:49:39.260 --> 04:49:43.080 way that this is how it ever invades me on this, so I think it's going to be fine. 04:49:43.080 --> 04:49:46.080 I definitely will end up looking for a second smite on the red hero though. 04:49:48.580 --> 04:49:53.080 Only reason why is cause like since I fucked up the ground clear, I'm never able to get to grab on a good time right here. 04:49:53.780 --> 04:49:56.780 Unless I smite cause it like makes up for all the time I lost. 04:50:04.680 --> 04:50:07.680 I was always the chance that 10 clear cards top you guys. 04:50:13.080 --> 04:50:40.640 oh my god dude oh my god no that was almost so sick fuck my movement was so 04:50:40.640 --> 04:50:42.640 I don't know what's in there. 04:50:42.640 --> 04:50:44.640 Aww...damn. 04:50:46.640 --> 04:50:48.640 My movement was almost perfect. 04:50:48.640 --> 04:50:50.640 I mean, it was perfect. 04:50:50.640 --> 04:50:52.640 I just suck at you flashing about the 04:50:52.640 --> 04:50:56.640 the area before I got my time proc. 04:51:10.640 --> 04:51:12.700 you 04:51:40.640 --> 04:51:42.700 you 04:52:10.640 --> 04:52:12.700 you 04:52:40.640 --> 04:52:42.700 you 04:53:10.640 --> 04:53:12.700 you 04:53:40.640 --> 04:53:42.700 you 04:54:10.640 --> 04:54:12.700 you 04:54:40.640 --> 04:54:42.700 you 04:55:10.640 --> 04:55:12.700 you 04:55:40.640 --> 04:55:42.700 you 04:56:10.640 --> 04:56:12.700 you 04:56:40.640 --> 04:56:42.700 you 04:57:10.640 --> 04:57:12.700 you 04:57:40.640 --> 04:57:42.640 I 04:57:53.560 --> 04:57:55.560 So just found this and then we get it 04:58:01.920 --> 04:58:05.320 He has no good play countering it and this has you just retarded 04:58:05.320 --> 04:58:12.320 what's so fucking hard 04:58:12.320 --> 04:58:25.600 as I remember all you ever even wins this probably not right 04:58:25.600 --> 04:58:29.800 oh she has a wheelchair oh wait a second 04:58:29.800 --> 04:58:34.560 nice well played good shit 04:58:37.560 --> 04:58:39.360 are they up to what? 04:58:39.360 --> 04:58:42.960 to have to fly out to tampon springs and have jinxed with the shit out of me 04:58:42.960 --> 04:58:45.960 so we need to get it done now 04:58:49.960 --> 04:58:51.960 like we lowkey need to get it done now 04:58:59.800 --> 04:59:07.800 You're just going to bot stack here, then after you look on the craps you see. 04:59:07.800 --> 04:59:20.800 Like as long as you pound this craps you're going to be in a very nice spot. 04:59:20.800 --> 04:59:33.800 I would have loved to actually look for some kind of gang committed by all means possible. 04:59:33.800 --> 04:59:35.800 Our ace already has completed my allies. 04:59:35.800 --> 04:59:40.800 That's kind of insane. 04:59:40.800 --> 04:59:49.800 Ten seconds on my ult here. 04:59:49.800 --> 04:59:54.800 I don't think I'd be able to actually make a play with her though. 05:00:03.800 --> 05:00:06.800 Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I'm with this right now. 05:00:08.800 --> 05:00:13.800 The only thing that I should be doing is just playing Dragon secure while my laners just went on their own. 05:00:19.800 --> 05:00:24.800 Imagine if Dawn is supposed to go on more dresses than I want her to shit guys. 05:00:24.800 --> 05:00:26.800 Okay, now why are you imagining that? 05:00:35.800 --> 05:00:37.800 Okay, do we have a chance that she got anything here? 05:00:49.800 --> 05:00:51.860 you 05:01:19.800 --> 05:01:21.860 you 05:01:49.800 --> 05:01:51.860 you 05:02:19.800 --> 05:02:21.860 you 05:02:49.800 --> 05:02:51.860 you 05:03:19.800 --> 05:03:21.860 you 05:03:49.800 --> 05:03:51.800 You 05:04:19.800 --> 05:04:23.800 Maybe there's some botside camps? 05:04:23.800 --> 05:04:29.800 If I could have used some botside camp or two that would have been even better for play. 05:04:29.800 --> 05:04:37.800 Tell Jhinx you guys to ask back on the agent. 05:04:37.800 --> 05:04:39.800 I mean you probably won't by the end of the day honestly. 05:04:39.800 --> 05:04:46.800 We're gonna have to talk to bottom then after we'll look on the uh, the pub. 05:04:46.800 --> 05:04:48.800 I 05:04:52.200 --> 05:04:54.720 Just bomb all the way to clogs them just when the game 05:05:06.600 --> 05:05:09.160 We have talk it's actually a decent plus right now 05:05:16.800 --> 05:05:19.160 That's one. 05:05:19.160 --> 05:05:20.500 That's two. 05:05:20.500 --> 05:05:23.760 That's three. 05:05:23.760 --> 05:05:25.600 Oh! 05:05:25.600 --> 05:05:51.600 That's one, that's two, that's three, let's make it four, baby. 05:05:51.600 --> 05:06:02.600 All right, there we go, clean ace. 05:06:02.600 --> 05:06:08.360 I think my best bet right now for itemization is for just getting like, I'm the song you're 05:06:08.360 --> 05:06:09.520 on to see. 05:06:09.520 --> 05:06:11.520 I 05:06:20.280 --> 05:06:22.280 Very just got this shun them when 05:06:33.840 --> 05:06:35.840 All right, let's see guys 05:06:39.520 --> 05:06:44.860 It's a long order to apologize, I apologize for that dude. 05:06:44.860 --> 05:06:50.200 The guy who just cheeses every single game to get his like medium meal or rank of like 05:06:50.200 --> 05:06:56.280 ratmastering, sure as hell. 05:06:56.280 --> 05:06:59.280 Not an issue. 05:06:59.280 --> 05:07:20.760 I'm gonna be honest, I think we genuinely just forced Baron here. 05:07:20.760 --> 05:07:27.920 No I'm kidding, I think we literally just forced the shit. 05:07:27.920 --> 05:07:54.040 So the problem with like Avalon specifically, well both those champs they named, is that 05:07:54.040 --> 05:07:56.760 they're both champions that without objectives you're just gonna lose the 05:07:56.760 --> 05:08:00.560 game. I've learned this especially as a champion where you're always gonna play 05:08:00.560 --> 05:08:03.280 for kills but you're not gonna get anything with those kills and then you're 05:08:03.280 --> 05:08:07.400 gonna lose games with 30 kills. The second you start putting more of a focus on 05:08:07.400 --> 05:08:12.160 dragon I'm telling you your rank is just gonna like skyrocket. 05:08:12.160 --> 05:08:14.160 I 05:08:20.080 --> 05:08:22.080 See 05:08:35.960 --> 05:08:37.960 All right guys, we're gonna have to reach this here 05:08:42.160 --> 05:08:56.160 can i get my item? nice 05:08:56.160 --> 05:08:58.160 no you guys don't motherfuckers don't 05:08:58.160 --> 05:08:59.160 nice 05:08:59.160 --> 05:09:00.160 nice 05:09:00.160 --> 05:09:02.160 and uh june will come the 5 months on mark 05:09:02.160 --> 05:09:03.160 thank you 05:09:03.160 --> 05:09:05.160 Alright. 05:09:05.160 --> 05:09:27.720 I didn't even just take the spine and then afterwards we end the game, no. 05:09:27.720 --> 05:09:30.480 Like real is sickly the enemy team shouldn't be able to do shit to us anymore. 05:09:36.720 --> 05:09:38.720 Yo you guys know motherfuckin' DOLTL? 05:09:39.120 --> 05:09:40.120 That's HackerMilk World. 05:09:40.120 --> 05:09:40.920 It's good supremacy. 05:09:42.720 --> 05:09:43.220 Um. 05:09:44.520 --> 05:09:46.320 I wanna put on wrappers and then we'll come to body. 05:09:57.720 --> 05:10:22.440 Can't escape that, can't run! 05:10:22.440 --> 05:10:23.480 HAHAHAHAH 05:10:25.760 --> 05:10:27.920 Bro, what the fuck is happening in this game right now? 05:10:30.320 --> 05:10:33.200 Like, I'm genuinely asking, what the fuck is happening in this game? 05:10:45.040 --> 05:10:47.320 Alright, let's actually see if we just shop through botcher. 05:10:52.440 --> 05:11:12.120 I think as long as our Rengar goes mid to play Baron mid we should be completely fine. 05:11:12.120 --> 05:11:14.120 So, solid spin. 05:11:14.120 --> 05:11:16.120 Oh, you guys know motherfuckers total? 05:11:16.120 --> 05:11:18.120 Best hack in the world. 05:11:27.120 --> 05:11:29.120 That's actually crazy that they got the double TP. 05:11:29.120 --> 05:11:44.860 like double tb there is asha wild what the fuck 05:11:59.120 --> 05:12:19.120 I think I should win the game off though now. 05:12:19.120 --> 05:12:22.240 Just trying to think if I'd be able to actually like do anything here. 05:12:22.240 --> 05:12:26.320 Like with my mana do I want to like walk up, do I want to look for a fight? 05:12:26.320 --> 05:12:27.320 I think I could probably just end. 05:12:27.320 --> 05:12:32.440 I think I'll say zero weight there apart from my guess you'll who's that 05:12:44.440 --> 05:12:51.200 No, I literally had my E leap three times there because she went fucking in this every single time 05:12:51.200 --> 05:12:58.200 Oh, that's where I can be like a soul down now. 05:12:58.200 --> 05:13:03.200 Oh, dude. 05:13:03.200 --> 05:13:10.200 Guys, you know what the real problem of today's humus? 05:13:10.200 --> 05:13:17.200 I ate frozen yogurt before the day started, and because of that it threw off my entire fucking brain and body. 05:13:17.200 --> 05:13:22.120 I'm not even kidding like it literally threw up my entire brain and body for the entire day 05:13:22.220 --> 05:13:28.320 So I felt like like a low key retarded because of it like not even trolling. I swear to God 05:13:28.360 --> 05:13:30.360 It's the frozen yogurt dude 05:13:34.360 --> 05:13:38.420 And I'd give them the prime in bed and so I saw so she got them the gift 05:13:39.640 --> 05:13:43.640 Thank you guys. I'm having juice and promise all I didn't burn the sub 05:13:47.200 --> 05:13:58.200 I mean more doesn't have anti, I don't know if the one is this. 05:13:58.200 --> 05:14:13.440 I don't know, oh no, oh wait, oh that's game, that's game, that's game, that's game, we 05:14:13.440 --> 05:14:15.280 have to end now, we have to end now, we have to end now. 05:14:15.280 --> 05:14:17.280 We have that now, we have that now. 05:14:17.280 --> 05:14:20.280 I said it just so in vain, it's so in vain. We have that now. 05:14:30.280 --> 05:14:32.280 They know all. 05:14:32.280 --> 05:14:53.160 I mean, what's retarded is the fact that like, her healing is literally like insane. 05:14:53.160 --> 05:15:00.160 He was doing half of her health every single auto attack, I don't know, that's possible. 05:15:12.960 --> 05:15:19.960 Okay, so now what we need to do is just skip on one. 05:15:19.960 --> 05:15:24.960 That did the sauna, well the sauna literally healed her for I'm not even kidding you, like 500-600 health and something 05:15:25.560 --> 05:15:26.760 Which is like insane 05:15:31.760 --> 05:15:33.360 Literally fucking retire bro 05:15:44.160 --> 05:15:45.760 Okay, does this even get for us? 05:15:46.560 --> 05:15:47.560 Let's have a... 05:15:49.960 --> 05:16:06.600 I mean, if you guys saw it, it's taking longer than I thought. 05:16:06.600 --> 05:16:10.600 They don't understand that they are far less important than my yogurt consumption. 05:16:10.600 --> 05:16:12.600 I don't know what to say. 05:16:25.600 --> 05:16:27.600 I feel like we can... 05:16:28.600 --> 05:16:30.600 I feel like we can hold... 05:16:35.600 --> 05:16:37.600 We're outscaled. 05:16:37.600 --> 05:16:39.600 We're actually not, for sure. 05:16:40.600 --> 05:17:09.600 I think we actually tried to do a force and un-cure, I'm going to sell salt here. 05:17:09.600 --> 05:17:16.600 I feel like bringers are just out and running down mid here. 05:17:39.600 --> 05:17:49.600 what was the song called two songs ago pls I beg of you 05:17:49.600 --> 05:17:51.600 I 05:17:54.160 --> 05:17:56.160 More sauce no anti-hero 05:18:16.120 --> 05:18:18.120 Two songs ago 05:18:19.600 --> 05:18:25.600 Nellie just a dream reflex remix. Reflex with the 2x's. 05:18:26.600 --> 05:18:29.600 Guys, I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know if we won the same one. 05:18:29.600 --> 05:18:32.600 But I think we might unironically just share a blues. 05:18:36.600 --> 05:18:40.600 I mean like, maybe we can hold, maybe we can all base here. 05:18:46.600 --> 05:18:48.600 Oh my god. 05:18:49.600 --> 05:18:51.600 Today I'm actually just playing some shit today 05:18:56.200 --> 05:18:57.400 They're actually through'em 05:18:59.800 --> 05:19:00.300 Yeah 05:19:07.300 --> 05:19:08.200 Unfortunately 05:19:15.500 --> 05:19:16.700 I just didn't even saw shit 05:19:16.700 --> 05:19:22.640 I mean like to be fair, I played bad too, but yeah, Amorakazha had no anti-heal versus 05:19:22.640 --> 05:19:26.520 Ocean Soul and two insane healers. 05:19:26.520 --> 05:19:30.920 Rengar did nothing post like 10 minutes into the game. 05:19:30.920 --> 05:19:35.640 Rely also like did nothing as well post lane phase just... 05:19:35.640 --> 05:19:40.640 Yeah, overall it was just like a really really really rough game. 05:19:46.700 --> 05:19:50.700 You know what I'm saying? I got more fun than just from the game. 05:19:50.700 --> 05:19:54.700 Well, I mean, like the second we lose soul, the game becomes way harder, you know? 05:19:54.700 --> 05:20:01.700 So it's like, that's on me. Like, us losing soul is, like, made it way harder, you know? 05:20:01.700 --> 05:20:17.740 I'm going to support Mordekaiser, we're just crazy now. 05:20:17.740 --> 05:20:23.380 I promise that our Mordekaiser is an unplayable matchup top lane, so we have to swap. 05:20:23.380 --> 05:20:30.380 And then afterwards our support was like autofolks too. 05:20:33.820 --> 05:20:36.820 There's no more bunch of times. No I agree. 05:20:36.820 --> 05:20:41.420 I could play a great battle that game. 05:20:41.420 --> 05:20:48.420 So it is. 05:20:49.860 --> 05:20:52.300 Okay guys what do we think for champion this game? 05:20:52.300 --> 05:20:59.300 anybody have any ideas 05:21:03.360 --> 05:21:10.360 on the right not to fill in the park and uh... the heck from the city 05:21:11.580 --> 05:21:15.480 please remove okay any champion but that 05:21:15.480 --> 05:21:22.480 Look at any champ except ad. 05:21:22.940 --> 05:21:29.940 We're gonna say level 2 and bait this game. Probably not to be honest. 05:21:36.460 --> 05:21:42.660 Talon, Lucian, McCaulay and Milia. 05:21:42.660 --> 05:21:49.660 you know what actually goes hard this game 05:21:50.780 --> 05:21:57.780 i really want to do it though 05:22:02.140 --> 05:22:02.820 yeah i am 05:22:02.820 --> 05:22:04.980 alright let's sit up 05:22:04.980 --> 05:22:11.980 blue cane goes fucking insane this game 05:22:11.980 --> 05:22:12.980 Let's go, Smirron. 05:22:21.980 --> 05:22:22.980 Yo, you guys know what the fuck is going on! 05:22:22.980 --> 05:22:24.980 What the fuck are you guys doing nowadays? 05:22:26.480 --> 05:22:29.980 Hopping back on the Dante fan wagon, now that you're on the up and down. 05:22:30.980 --> 05:22:32.980 JK wins this shit game. 05:22:32.980 --> 05:22:33.980 Get out. 05:22:33.980 --> 05:22:34.980 Get Sussan. 05:22:41.980 --> 05:22:46.980 I want to do this. 05:22:46.980 --> 05:22:51.980 That's actually extra I get here. 05:22:51.980 --> 05:22:54.980 But I moved 3rd and 6th one so I'm back. 05:22:54.980 --> 05:22:55.980 And uh... 05:22:55.980 --> 05:22:58.980 Wudai there in the promise hall. 05:22:58.980 --> 05:22:59.980 Thank you guys. 05:22:59.980 --> 05:23:04.980 I already have a chance over so I'm already on Kain. 05:23:04.980 --> 05:23:06.980 Uh, because I think it's just... 05:23:06.980 --> 05:23:08.980 I don't know, Haggrim I think it's just Butter. 05:23:08.980 --> 05:23:14.980 My 10 and ability haze fills rather than like 20 movements, we don't already have like 6 or like 7 or 800, no? 05:23:16.980 --> 05:23:17.980 Alright. 05:23:23.980 --> 05:23:25.980 Blue cane in this game? It should be a blue cane game, yeah. 05:23:27.980 --> 05:23:29.980 Everyone else moves so hard every game. 05:23:29.980 --> 05:23:36.200 why do you never play shin j4 or grave I feel like you I don't like job in her 05:23:36.200 --> 05:23:40.600 graves but Zen have actually been considering it a lot recently but you 05:23:40.600 --> 05:23:43.660 might actually run it sometime 05:23:45.180 --> 05:23:50.300 okay guys I'm gonna be honest I wanted some crazy shit this game 05:23:59.980 --> 05:24:01.980 I 05:24:16.340 --> 05:24:18.700 You know, no way that I'm getting invaded on my boss and I 05:24:18.700 --> 05:24:32.340 Okay, so you guys remember when the one chatter said are you gonna level to this game like level to cheese? 05:24:33.460 --> 05:24:36.060 Your wishes Mike and I go check this out 05:24:48.700 --> 05:24:54.700 there's no way that they end up coming for me here is there hope not 05:24:59.100 --> 05:25:02.540 okay so we're gonna do nose rule just play for as well as enough for us all 05:25:02.540 --> 05:25:10.780 look on the girl I'm just wondering if I would be able to actually get his 05:25:10.780 --> 05:25:17.220 boot share okay I'm just gonna I'm saving my smite in case 05:25:18.700 --> 05:25:25.700 now i really hate this idea 05:25:33.340 --> 05:25:36.060 i'm gonna be honest with you guys i really hate the idea 05:25:36.060 --> 05:25:39.340 it's like go for a lucian kill then the problem with it is that like 05:25:39.340 --> 05:25:44.500 what if milio comes and saves him? what if now Talon gets him? they're my boss and then i'm fucked, you know? 05:25:44.500 --> 05:25:46.500 But there are just too many things I can go wrong. 05:25:59.060 --> 05:26:00.560 Okay, so the tongue goes top. 05:26:01.220 --> 05:26:02.660 I don't think he had a blue buff. 05:26:03.180 --> 05:26:07.580 So I'm gonna see if I can do 3 count of this top slot and then either one gromp or wolves and then died. 05:26:14.500 --> 05:26:21.620 That'd be willing to actually bet that that's the guy's assumption too. 05:26:21.620 --> 05:26:29.100 So just from Krags and Effort to look on botcrab. 05:26:29.100 --> 05:26:37.740 Alright, so we have our bot back in lane here, so if you want to look on this crab it 05:26:37.740 --> 05:26:39.740 It should be okay. 05:26:50.740 --> 05:26:52.740 I'm just gonna re-clear my Raptors here. 05:26:55.740 --> 05:26:57.740 No real point during anything else, honestly. 05:27:07.740 --> 05:27:09.740 I 05:27:12.660 --> 05:27:19.500 Should be a free way to kill the illusion I'm gonna you're ready. I need to get there and I need to get there now 05:27:31.620 --> 05:27:33.620 I'm just gonna chase us 05:27:37.740 --> 05:27:44.740 As long as I can dodge this Q here it does. 05:27:50.100 --> 05:27:53.100 I trolled. 05:27:57.540 --> 05:28:00.420 I mean I trolled, I fucking trolled. 05:28:00.420 --> 05:28:01.820 Dude! Fuck! I'm just retarded. 05:28:01.820 --> 05:28:05.820 Okay look, so what we do now is we have to get this shit here. 05:28:05.820 --> 05:28:12.260 uh... i don't really get boots i mean i should just sit on a brutalizer 05:28:12.260 --> 05:28:14.820 how does what's that what's in csc on thirty three 05:28:14.820 --> 05:28:19.220 so that's one full clear plus two camps 05:28:19.220 --> 05:28:22.020 let's assume that it's his camps that he actually took 05:28:22.020 --> 05:28:25.260 so many of those chants on my top side is actually uh... up here 05:28:25.260 --> 05:28:27.460 maybe not like all three but maybe one or two 05:28:27.460 --> 05:28:28.860 loves the ass 05:28:28.860 --> 05:28:35.860 gromp yes please 05:28:36.260 --> 05:28:43.260 so now we just have to play for the top to bottom and we're gonna get him 05:28:48.620 --> 05:28:52.460 so we already know you just gotta play on the gromp and then after gromp we look on 05:29:22.460 --> 05:29:24.460 I 05:29:41.900 --> 05:29:43.900 Bitted you fucking stupid bitch 05:30:22.460 --> 05:30:25.120 But they need to kill everyone if you like, I can't just feel like one or two. 05:30:26.800 --> 05:30:28.000 Nice, very good. 05:30:31.140 --> 05:30:34.540 And then I'll get double on server also to challenge everyone. Boots, it's very nice. 05:30:39.040 --> 05:30:41.040 I need to get my fucking uh... 05:30:43.840 --> 05:30:44.960 My form soon though. 05:30:44.960 --> 05:31:02.080 I feel like blue looks a good tier, but lethality red doesn't look that terrible either. 05:31:02.080 --> 05:31:05.080 I really thought he'd rather locate us on that, that shit here. 05:31:21.080 --> 05:31:24.080 Okay, so we'll just get the red here and then after that we'll look on the rest of the topside. 05:31:32.080 --> 05:31:42.080 Alright guys, soft side clear and then come up on the grubs. 05:31:42.080 --> 05:31:53.920 Yeah, I'm here to call you sir for now. 05:31:53.920 --> 05:31:54.920 It's blue for sure. 05:31:54.920 --> 05:31:59.360 Yeah, but the thing about blue this game is that I don't think blue allows me to kill 05:31:59.360 --> 05:32:00.360 they call you ever. 05:32:00.360 --> 05:32:06.320 But I think lethality red actually would. 05:32:06.320 --> 05:32:08.680 I think I'll just go whichever form I end up getting first. 05:32:08.680 --> 05:32:10.680 I think that's probably my best option here. 05:32:29.360 --> 05:32:39.680 Okay, that's a dark harvest point. 05:32:39.680 --> 05:32:43.040 So Talon's bought Retreat, so we should just be able to use his raptors for free right 05:32:43.040 --> 05:32:50.360 now. 05:32:50.360 --> 05:32:52.360 Let's actually do that right now. 05:33:05.360 --> 05:33:07.360 Okay, there's still like looking around mid. 05:33:07.360 --> 05:33:11.360 But maybe if I were to actually play on some on the top side here it works. 05:33:11.360 --> 05:33:13.360 Are there any cannons for me? 05:33:16.360 --> 05:33:17.360 I'll take Krugs. 05:33:50.360 --> 05:33:58.760 Wait, okay the turret shot Ash had that, wow. 05:33:58.760 --> 05:34:01.040 I'm going to be real if I get it, I can't believe that. 05:34:01.040 --> 05:34:05.040 His turret and Ash had damage, you feel me there. 05:34:05.040 --> 05:34:10.360 The last shot literally hit me for 450. 05:34:10.360 --> 05:34:12.720 Doesn't this give me a repetitive after a while? 05:34:12.720 --> 05:34:16.640 Well that's why the real draw to it is in the fact that you're playing a game. 05:34:16.640 --> 05:34:18.640 It's more of a thing of like it's competitive. 05:34:31.940 --> 05:34:35.940 I think our best angle right now would actually be we just found the Krags and the nephrons we looked for the topside. 05:34:43.840 --> 05:34:45.340 Like it's actually our best bad right now. 05:34:46.640 --> 05:35:11.640 Okay, so we're going to now use some pan-waves and then we'll look on the rest of this here. 05:35:11.640 --> 05:35:36.640 I'm not even trying my brain, but it's just like it's not functioning today. 05:35:36.640 --> 05:35:43.640 what the fuck am I doing? 05:35:50.120 --> 05:35:57.120 okay we're gonna have to make this run up 05:36:06.640 --> 05:36:14.400 I mean how fucking it says this nice 05:36:17.120 --> 05:36:19.960 Okay, that was actually kind of like insane damage all things can 05:36:30.520 --> 05:36:33.800 You put the music up. Yeah, but dude, I can't even get a hype to right now 05:36:36.640 --> 05:36:42.640 Like my brain literally just feels slow right now, I don't even know what the fuck it is, it just feels slow. 05:36:51.640 --> 05:36:52.640 Alright, let's go. 05:37:00.640 --> 05:37:03.640 Considering that we can actually, like, maybe trade a kill or two. 05:37:03.640 --> 05:37:10.640 how much land does he have on 30? 05:37:10.640 --> 05:37:36.440 As long as the town doesn't round me just like pop out in fucking one tap me, I'm okay here. 05:37:36.440 --> 05:37:40.440 And then I can get a folk there, and I'll actually start slowly scaling back into this. 05:37:53.440 --> 05:37:55.440 Yo, you guys know about the puppy doll? 05:37:56.440 --> 05:37:57.440 Nice one. 05:37:58.440 --> 05:37:59.440 That's Valens. 05:38:01.440 --> 05:38:03.440 I'm rolled first item, 53% on rate. 05:38:04.440 --> 05:38:05.440 That's Valens. 05:38:06.440 --> 05:38:15.440 Okay, so our best angle right now, you know what, fuck it, I'll get umbral too then. 05:38:15.440 --> 05:38:23.360 I think it's actually okay on Kain too. 05:38:23.360 --> 05:38:30.360 i don't think i'd ever be able to actually kill the uh... the coli car 05:38:36.400 --> 05:38:39.400 that this is okay that fucked around 05:38:40.600 --> 05:38:47.600 but i still think we can win like there's always a new surrender 05:38:53.360 --> 05:38:59.520 yo you guys know motherfucking donal? best heck room in the world 05:39:00.160 --> 05:39:03.400 okay nice 05:39:03.560 --> 05:39:07.160 that was up in one 05:39:10.840 --> 05:39:15.640 oh my god yes nice 05:39:53.360 --> 05:39:55.360 so we can do some assembling towards 05:39:55.920 --> 05:39:58.420 Guys won't be a good item to like chain 05:40:00.080 --> 05:40:02.080 I'm also considering maybe like 05:40:02.280 --> 05:40:04.280 Come on, I should see 05:40:04.400 --> 05:40:08.120 Like I think maybe sir all this could be good serpents maybe like 05:40:13.520 --> 05:40:17.120 We need Tabby's as blue cane now definitely not 05:40:23.360 --> 05:40:48.360 Okay, so there's big shutdowns on Lucian right now, as well as Akali. 05:40:48.360 --> 05:41:05.800 I don't like the idea of trying to kill him in the air. 05:41:05.800 --> 05:41:12.800 They're calling. 05:41:29.400 --> 05:41:34.400 Well, I give a second. Long ball, I know. 05:41:35.800 --> 05:42:01.700 All right guys came back just in time to vote nor did the surrender vote let's get it done 05:42:01.700 --> 05:42:16.660 I'm going to be real, I think winning this game is going to be insanely fucking hard. 05:42:16.660 --> 05:42:19.980 Came into my lane at level 3. 05:42:19.980 --> 05:42:22.100 Has this guy retarded? 05:42:22.100 --> 05:42:29.020 Wait, I don't even think I died early this game at all. 05:42:29.020 --> 05:42:30.020 What? 05:42:30.020 --> 05:42:33.020 What does seeming came into my laner level 3? 05:42:52.020 --> 05:42:55.020 I mean our only real angle is the fuyashi group. 05:42:57.020 --> 05:42:59.020 And not to kill the sion. 05:43:00.020 --> 05:43:03.740 You did get Bacchia kill? 05:43:03.740 --> 05:43:07.660 When? When you're chasing Melio? 05:43:07.660 --> 05:43:14.660 Oh, that was like level 5 though. 05:43:21.460 --> 05:43:28.460 Okay, um, is there any way that I can actually look towards anything at all? 05:43:30.020 --> 05:43:59.780 Okay, well the good news is they found Borgman and then Katerina got so 05:43:59.780 --> 05:44:04.780 trade kill now. I need to get a strippin' so if I don't get a strippin' it's fucked for me. 05:44:09.780 --> 05:44:11.780 Then Lucian take the kill. 05:44:14.780 --> 05:44:15.780 Might of. 05:44:22.780 --> 05:44:27.780 Right so every single one of these games is always like, it feels like it's a competition. 05:44:27.780 --> 05:44:33.540 Competition like some of our competition to win for my team as a competition of like who can find the most like 05:44:34.980 --> 05:44:37.860 Exoteric reason ever as of why I lost our team the game 05:44:39.900 --> 05:44:42.500 They literally every game literally every game 05:44:57.780 --> 05:45:06.980 Okay, so we have to give every in-hip, but would we be able to get anything if we give 05:45:06.980 --> 05:45:09.980 all of this stuff? 05:45:09.980 --> 05:45:26.740 Okay, so I guess we're actually not able to actually look for any kind of fights, cool. 05:45:26.740 --> 05:45:31.940 been performing pretty as though, regardless of my performance, I'm just saying that every 05:45:31.940 --> 05:45:33.940 single game it's always like, oh yeah. 05:45:56.740 --> 05:45:58.800 you 05:46:26.740 --> 05:46:28.800 you 05:46:56.740 --> 05:46:58.800 you 05:47:26.740 --> 05:47:28.800 you 05:47:56.740 --> 05:47:58.800 you 05:48:26.740 --> 05:48:28.800 you 05:48:56.740 --> 05:48:58.800 you 05:49:26.740 --> 05:49:28.800 you 05:49:56.740 --> 05:49:58.800 you 05:50:26.740 --> 05:50:28.800 you 05:50:56.740 --> 05:50:58.800 you 05:51:26.740 --> 05:51:28.800 you 05:51:56.740 --> 05:52:15.180 to make you run it down in a way that you wouldn't normally do it, right? 05:52:15.180 --> 05:52:23.380 You need to rejuice, but they be just hot copying. 05:52:23.380 --> 05:52:26.260 Like I'm not in King of like 30 seconds ago. 05:52:26.260 --> 05:52:30.380 Why is the challenge dropping any like 600 loss than you? 05:52:30.380 --> 05:52:32.900 Because it's just player count and death. 05:52:32.900 --> 05:52:36.300 Like and you have way more players, so because I have more players it just allows for more 05:52:36.300 --> 05:52:38.300 things to happen. 05:52:38.300 --> 05:52:57.860 All right guys, Akali Rakan, I'm sorry, yeah fuck this shit, I think we've only won two 05:52:57.860 --> 05:52:59.860 I'm just like running for the rest of the day. 05:53:12.860 --> 05:53:15.860 Jinx he say can't imagine anything without a leak called Junko. 05:53:19.860 --> 05:53:22.860 Bro, he's in the middle of an R6 game. 05:53:23.860 --> 05:53:25.860 The fuck do you mean called Junko? 05:53:27.860 --> 05:53:35.860 Oh nice, so I lock in Hecarim and they lock in Shen and Rek'Sai. 05:53:35.860 --> 05:53:38.860 But I mean to be fair what else am I going to pick this game? 05:53:38.860 --> 05:53:39.860 Diana? 05:53:39.860 --> 05:53:43.860 What a horrible game. 05:53:43.860 --> 05:53:50.860 Hi, let's see you guys. 05:53:50.860 --> 05:53:57.740 And you would have like 20ish countries when you have 3 for the NA server? 05:53:57.740 --> 05:53:58.940 Well yeah, exactly. 05:53:58.940 --> 05:54:08.620 Like, EOS has, I think, like, double the player count that NA does. 05:54:08.620 --> 05:54:14.180 They like double the player count. 05:54:14.180 --> 05:54:16.660 Why don't you mute chat? 05:54:16.660 --> 05:54:23.780 Because even muting chat isn't going to make my teammates want to win. 05:54:23.780 --> 05:54:26.140 Like imagine a new chat right now, right? 05:54:26.140 --> 05:54:29.740 And my teammates see that they have a guy on their team with a username Don Tesseram, 05:54:29.740 --> 05:54:30.740 we saw it losing. 05:54:30.740 --> 05:54:34.060 Then they're just going to send them back, yeah fuck this guy, I might lose but at least 05:54:34.060 --> 05:54:36.260 I can get a reaction algorithm, right? 05:54:36.260 --> 05:54:43.260 So the only way is like streamer mode, which kind of helps. 05:54:47.340 --> 05:54:49.260 I think my machine pot towards top of this game. 05:54:49.260 --> 05:54:51.100 I want to try out the 05:54:51.100 --> 05:54:55.060 like top path when I'm against Shen. 05:54:55.060 --> 05:54:59.580 I think it would be way better actually. 05:54:59.580 --> 05:55:02.420 It's Talon or Rek'Sai every game? Yeah literally. 05:55:02.420 --> 05:55:05.620 Talon, Rek'Sai, Graves, or, uh, Orlesen? 05:55:32.420 --> 05:55:34.480 you 05:56:02.420 --> 05:56:04.480 you 05:56:32.420 --> 05:56:34.480 you 05:57:02.420 --> 05:57:04.480 you 05:57:32.420 --> 05:57:34.480 you 05:58:02.420 --> 05:58:04.480 you 05:58:32.420 --> 05:58:34.480 you 05:59:02.420 --> 05:59:04.480 you 05:59:32.420 --> 05:59:34.480 you 06:00:02.420 --> 06:00:04.480 you 06:00:32.420 --> 06:00:34.480 you 06:01:02.420 --> 06:01:04.480 you 06:01:32.420 --> 06:01:34.420 you 06:01:45.740 --> 06:01:52.740 Orables and it's like the only time I buy and she ever dies if they're literally fucking retarded when we've said is like like that and they're guns 06:01:52.740 --> 06:01:54.740 Chams out there slow five I 06:01:57.180 --> 06:02:01.140 Just fine I can survive are this one like it's on the sun over here 06:02:02.420 --> 06:02:05.220 More line prefects to us too, mic time per minute 06:02:10.220 --> 06:02:11.980 What's wrong with your elbows? 06:02:11.980 --> 06:02:14.580 Nah, just kills are always digging into my chest, that's why 06:02:32.420 --> 06:02:39.960 Okay, it's to our best angle right now and probably be looking on the crab and then maybe 06:02:39.960 --> 06:02:41.560 even the grub too. 06:02:41.560 --> 06:02:50.880 I don't know crabs or no crab, I mean we're just on this. 06:02:50.880 --> 06:02:53.080 So I said has no ulti needs recalling. 06:02:53.080 --> 06:02:54.080 Great bro. 06:02:54.080 --> 06:02:57.080 Great though, that's what that quite is in her most furfucked. 06:03:07.080 --> 06:03:09.080 I wonder if there would be an angle for her. 06:03:24.080 --> 06:03:26.080 Nice. 06:03:26.080 --> 06:03:28.080 Alright, let's even get this here then. 06:03:32.080 --> 06:03:34.080 Oh nice, and then Ash just died solid too. 06:03:38.080 --> 06:03:42.080 Is there any way that I could get here in time and actually kill this? 06:03:54.080 --> 06:03:59.000 Okay, I'm not wrong. It could be one of them. No, I'm taking your wave. I'm feeling like you're one and three shut the fuck up 06:03:59.000 --> 06:04:03.240 I'm taking your wave every single time. You're literally one and three. Sure. You're fucking discussing with 06:04:05.040 --> 06:04:09.280 Okay, so now can look on bots atop and then afterwards maybe we can resell look on drag 06:04:10.000 --> 06:04:12.000 reason why I'm saying maybe is cuz our 06:04:12.040 --> 06:04:15.680 Mid is on to our top is on one and our bot is one and four 06:04:16.000 --> 06:04:19.320 So it's it's a bit of a fucking doozy right now when I press stop 06:04:24.080 --> 06:04:30.080 Every team has two knockups this game. 06:04:30.080 --> 06:04:35.080 Yeah, the comm is a little late, so we're fine. 06:04:42.080 --> 06:04:44.080 What kind of fucking cancer is this? 06:04:54.080 --> 06:04:56.140 you 06:05:24.080 --> 06:05:26.140 you 06:05:54.080 --> 06:05:56.140 you 06:06:24.080 --> 06:06:26.140 you 06:06:54.080 --> 06:06:56.140 you 06:07:24.080 --> 06:07:26.140 you 06:07:54.080 --> 06:07:56.080 I 06:08:09.680 --> 06:08:13.540 Over his power and then you become like double the human instantly 06:08:14.080 --> 06:08:18.500 That's here, but it's like like me. It's like already dude. Like you're playing rocks in it now 06:08:18.500 --> 06:08:21.440 You have the fucking rock along should be what am I supposed to do? 06:08:24.080 --> 06:08:26.080 I 06:08:35.360 --> 06:08:37.360 Best I would probably just be looking on something 06:08:47.280 --> 06:08:50.680 It's a rax eyes top is there any chance that something bot side is up 06:08:54.080 --> 06:09:01.080 absolutely nothing 06:09:11.640 --> 06:09:14.360 okay, that's actually huge, we trade the one for one 06:09:14.360 --> 06:09:18.080 and then I'll just run up here and we can even look on this 06:09:18.080 --> 06:09:25.080 I don't know if it's so hard every game. 06:09:25.080 --> 06:09:30.080 Is he here now? 06:09:30.080 --> 06:09:42.080 If it's a rec sized bot, if I could get this herald, I can actually carry this one. 06:09:42.080 --> 06:09:44.080 I'm saying that's sarcastic like I'm the first. 06:09:58.080 --> 06:10:01.080 This one looking now bad to be completely fair. 06:10:02.080 --> 06:10:06.080 As long as I'm doing well I can't give a fuck if my team is like 0-1-30. 06:10:08.080 --> 06:10:10.080 It's so vulnerable. 06:10:12.080 --> 06:10:31.720 well there is good news good news is we kept it all so we could actually look for a play 06:10:31.720 --> 06:10:43.560 dragon 30. We're doubling enough to go Serox, but I don't know what I'm gonna do after Serox. 06:10:43.560 --> 06:11:01.560 Alright guys, we might actually have an angle on this as long as nobody in 06:11:01.560 --> 06:11:26.860 I have 20 seconds, literally almost 400 health each, I have a ruby crystal, I can't move 06:11:26.860 --> 06:11:28.860 by just like before I finish here in CC 06:11:39.860 --> 06:11:40.860 fucking cancer 06:11:43.860 --> 06:11:44.860 alright 06:11:44.860 --> 06:11:46.860 and the amount of 36 in one so far 06:11:46.860 --> 06:11:47.860 thank you 06:11:48.860 --> 06:11:49.860 jesus 68 06:11:53.860 --> 06:11:54.860 alright 06:11:56.860 --> 06:11:58.860 I 06:11:58.860 --> 06:12:05.860 So we can laugh and let me go, and I find heaven down this road 06:12:05.860 --> 06:12:12.860 and 06:12:23.980 --> 06:12:26.420 the latest lines 06:12:26.420 --> 06:12:29.700 I said they didn't even try to turn on the Zari. Congratulations. 06:12:49.940 --> 06:12:52.580 I mean like, this is just such a cathartic game. 06:12:56.420 --> 06:12:58.420 down this 06:13:07.100 --> 06:13:09.960 Guys, I'm gonna be honest this is actually such an insane game 06:13:12.460 --> 06:13:14.460 Wow 06:13:19.620 --> 06:13:21.620 What a fucking insane game dude 06:13:26.420 --> 06:13:46.020 is this just that i don't think i can ever kill the raxa i don't know how we would ever 06:13:46.020 --> 06:13:47.020 kill the raxa 06:13:47.020 --> 06:13:49.020 I 06:13:50.540 --> 06:13:52.540 Can't scar an angel 06:13:52.540 --> 06:14:21.260 If he's not gonna die to that, we might have to actually fucking FF this game. 06:14:51.260 --> 06:14:53.320 you 06:15:21.260 --> 06:15:23.320 you 06:15:51.260 --> 06:15:53.320 you 06:16:21.260 --> 06:16:23.320 you 06:16:51.260 --> 06:16:53.320 you 06:17:21.260 --> 06:17:22.260 3, 2, 1! 06:17:22.260 --> 06:17:23.260 Yaaayyy!!! 06:17:23.260 --> 06:17:45.260 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2... 06:17:45.260 --> 06:17:50.620 Genuine Cross しゃぬ! 06:17:50.620 --> 06:17:56.620 I would assume that the answer is yes, but I just want to have it confirmed for myself, just so I can see. 06:18:02.420 --> 06:18:03.720 Top laner, Auto-Feld. 06:18:05.920 --> 06:18:09.420 Mid laner, Akali one trick, and me mid took Akali from him. 06:18:12.720 --> 06:18:15.920 Wow, my ADC is actually a 2000 LP, ADC main. 06:18:16.620 --> 06:18:18.420 That's fucking crazy. 06:18:19.420 --> 06:18:20.120 Oh well. 06:18:20.620 --> 06:18:25.300 reset at this guy hard huh 06:18:25.300 --> 06:18:26.980 and my support is like 06:18:26.980 --> 06:18:29.760 baseball 06:18:29.760 --> 06:18:32.800 discover the map i mean the things that delay so even if i cover the map it 06:18:32.800 --> 06:18:37.020 doesn't change anything 06:18:37.020 --> 06:18:38.420 yet the rest of the con 06:18:38.420 --> 06:18:42.620 combos just like way too strong like it actually is 06:18:42.620 --> 06:18:46.740 oh shit 06:18:46.740 --> 06:18:49.420 with eagles and ten years that we should 06:18:49.420 --> 06:18:53.220 thank you 06:18:53.220 --> 06:18:57.000 holy fuck okay Igor I'm talking to you with a crazy one now 06:18:57.000 --> 06:19:04.000 that's like now we actually go fucking crazy 06:19:08.640 --> 06:19:11.600 I mean Midlaner said the game was your fault Saaj 06:19:11.600 --> 06:19:15.880 and me when I want attention 06:19:15.880 --> 06:19:19.200 when I can't get attention because I'm good at the game or funny so I try to get it by 06:19:19.200 --> 06:19:26.200 more like, making shut up to rage bait other shrooms, cheers bro. 06:19:29.900 --> 06:19:33.900 Alright, is he going to coach today? 06:19:35.400 --> 06:19:40.400 Umm, I mean I'd be down to. 06:19:40.400 --> 06:19:46.000 I read down to if he wants 06:19:55.480 --> 06:20:00.880 Are we back to masters well, it's cuz the cutoff is like weird like it goes up every day 06:20:03.200 --> 06:20:09.440 But then just gonna like auto lock like insolock heck remember game for the rest of the day, honestly, I inspired like our best play 06:20:10.400 --> 06:20:23.920 Like we just didn't saw a catcrumb every game, rest it in, then we should be fine. 06:20:23.920 --> 06:20:30.000 I just got a 15 game losing streak, I'm trying not to be depressed though, 15 is fucked bro. 06:20:30.000 --> 06:20:34.840 Like 15 is like actually like fucked, but at 15 losses in a row you don't feel like 06:20:34.840 --> 06:20:41.840 turning up ever again 06:20:47.760 --> 06:20:54.760 alright guys Yasuo, Zerath, Hecarim, what are we thinking about this game? 06:21:00.520 --> 06:21:03.520 it's like Loki, what are we actually thinking right now? 06:21:03.520 --> 06:21:10.520 if you're getting more wreckside games then nah i don't think i'm gonna lock anymore bro 06:21:10.600 --> 06:21:17.600 but i'm gonna be honest with you the the wreckside thing like yesterday we should have just like never even done it honestly 06:21:27.360 --> 06:21:31.200 jinx is gonna be beating your ass no we're fine 06:21:31.200 --> 06:21:36.480 All it takes is like one or two days of being like locked in and it's just instantly... 06:21:36.480 --> 06:21:38.480 instantly challenging her. 06:21:43.760 --> 06:21:47.360 Alright guys, Baris, Hymer. How could my skipper actually... 06:21:47.360 --> 06:22:03.360 I mean I don't think that would be impossible, but it's just more of a thing of like, I don't have to go to Florida for it. 06:22:03.360 --> 06:22:07.360 So I'm not against, but we'll see when the time comes. 06:22:07.360 --> 06:22:21.400 Alright, Anivia, Rel, Hymer, and Varus. 06:22:21.400 --> 06:22:25.800 Wow, unreinacted. 06:22:25.800 --> 06:22:31.160 So who the fuck is their jungler this game? 06:22:31.160 --> 06:22:36.360 Guys, is it Hymer, Dinger, or Jungle? 06:22:36.360 --> 06:22:38.360 there's literally no way, right? 06:22:42.360 --> 06:22:44.360 from my fucking ear 06:22:45.360 --> 06:22:47.360 like there's unironically no way, right? 06:22:54.360 --> 06:22:56.360 i mean it's either a hammer jungle or a forest 06:22:56.360 --> 06:22:58.360 but other where i feel like it's fine now 06:23:00.360 --> 06:23:02.360 what the fuck there's literally no way 06:23:06.360 --> 06:23:12.200 I was like five games in a row and I'm playing ends diddy dong or jungle with exhaust 06:23:12.640 --> 06:23:14.920 That's fucking wild dude. Wow 06:23:27.640 --> 06:23:32.840 Okay, we're definitely gonna invade him then like he's gonna want to play for his vocal if we don't allow that we're gonna win 06:24:02.840 --> 06:24:11.000 just saw him as well too like he's helping us on this red buff right 06:24:16.880 --> 06:24:19.680 are we? 06:24:25.640 --> 06:24:30.400 like it's crazy cuz our jungler isn't even a part of that play you know what I 06:24:30.400 --> 06:24:34.620 I mean like his entire team just ran at me like fucking rabid animals 06:24:38.920 --> 06:24:42.980 To a play that he's not even a part of like it's actually wild 06:24:52.760 --> 06:24:57.320 Can't hear best bet here so you just found the red into Crogs and afters we look for bot Sunred 06:25:00.400 --> 06:25:02.400 I 06:25:30.400 --> 06:25:54.400 I get a lot of time where it's awesome. 06:25:54.400 --> 06:26:09.880 is my team win this year you know what I think my actual angle is if we want to win this 06:26:09.880 --> 06:26:21.300 one okay so assume that right now I've run at this crab is he already on it 06:26:25.280 --> 06:26:31.060 so that's step one yo you guys know motherfucking don't best heck room in the 06:26:31.060 --> 06:26:32.060 the world. 06:26:32.060 --> 06:26:40.740 Okay, so getting crab is step one. 06:26:40.740 --> 06:26:44.740 Getting double crab is step two. 06:26:44.740 --> 06:26:58.500 Okay, now an invader on his topside. 06:26:58.500 --> 06:26:59.500 That sounds great. 06:26:59.500 --> 06:27:05.500 So what we'll do is, we'll just hop to bot Folkler, I'll be stronger than him, and then we'll get him to just play on the dragon. 06:27:09.100 --> 06:27:13.100 I don't know if I'm going to be able to actually get the upgrade that's might be for dragon though. 06:27:14.000 --> 06:27:21.200 Because for that to happen, we would need the game to be at like 5 minutes 30, and I really don't think it takes me a minute and a half to Folkler my camps. 06:27:23.200 --> 06:27:26.400 If I could have gotten an invade on his like wrapper cam that just respawned me. 06:27:28.000 --> 06:27:29.200 Maybe, but it ends. 06:27:29.500 --> 06:27:33.500 But I don't have the timer for it. 06:27:33.500 --> 06:27:39.500 Okay, so it's guys like skipping camps to look for ganks as Heimer. 06:27:39.500 --> 06:27:42.500 That is fucking crazy. 06:27:50.500 --> 06:27:52.500 How does he can test anything? 06:27:52.500 --> 06:27:54.500 Cool, Heimer? 06:27:54.500 --> 06:27:57.500 Well, it's not really that hard. 06:27:57.500 --> 06:28:01.660 because the thing about Hammers is he's all shot on anything, even in jungle role 06:28:03.940 --> 06:28:08.100 all it takes is you setting up a bush full of turrets and then you just one shot him by the lockstone 06:28:08.900 --> 06:28:11.460 no matter how ahead or behind you are, you just one shot him on 06:28:13.460 --> 06:28:18.580 unless you're full tank with 3 magic groups in the side, that's the case and it's different but it's never the case right? 06:28:18.580 --> 06:28:28.580 , 06:28:28.580 --> 06:28:56.580 and 06:28:56.580 --> 06:29:04.300 Yeah, the thing is that one of the reasons why I think Hecarim is actually an insanely 06:29:04.300 --> 06:29:09.580 good pick versus Heimer though, is because Heimer ends up trying to land his W and E 06:29:09.580 --> 06:29:14.580 on me, but with Ghost as pressure I just have run everything some way faster than he 06:29:14.580 --> 06:29:15.580 does. 06:29:15.580 --> 06:29:20.220 Yeah, so I have turrets that have beach fire, it's slept in, it's killed on, so I'm going 06:29:20.220 --> 06:29:21.220 to offer it. 06:29:21.220 --> 06:29:24.700 Yeah, but that's the thing, it's like if you give the first two dragons in my time and 06:29:24.700 --> 06:29:31.700 of those who dragons you go out your turrets up for the plays right? 06:29:41.380 --> 06:29:48.380 It's probably not really an angle for me to look on in maybe a kill. 06:29:48.380 --> 06:29:55.540 So Loki, maybe I should just like share a preset button. 06:29:55.540 --> 06:29:57.780 Like share a preset could be good. 06:29:57.780 --> 06:29:58.780 I want to get a... 06:29:58.780 --> 06:29:59.780 Marisha has this game for sure. 06:29:59.780 --> 06:30:08.180 I'm not even going to buy her two boots right now. 06:30:08.180 --> 06:30:14.420 Is there another health item outside of like Cleaver that could be good? 06:30:14.420 --> 06:30:20.420 So I don't really like, so I don't really like Georgian Clip at the same time and I don't 06:30:20.420 --> 06:30:21.420 think there's another alternative. 06:30:21.420 --> 06:30:30.780 Can play a horror game, we'll see. 06:30:30.780 --> 06:30:35.420 And then near future, maybe. 06:30:35.420 --> 06:30:46.620 Alright, we're just gonna play top to bottom and afterwards we'll reset the grubs. 06:30:46.620 --> 06:30:58.620 I mean, I'm not like what the fuck, in the 20s, right now. 06:30:58.620 --> 06:31:12.740 Part of me wants to skip Krags to look for the kill on Boffa, I don't think it would 06:31:12.740 --> 06:31:41.860 should be possible nice all right nice so now we can just reset and then we 06:31:41.860 --> 06:31:54.060 get our items and then we can also look for grubs. I mean it looks free as fuck right now. 06:31:54.060 --> 06:31:58.140 As Jinxy if he wants to play Koshigan with you guys, well it's going to be early June 06:31:58.140 --> 06:32:03.740 sometime yet. Rachel on your own streams? Yeah but it's unusual like this. As you guys 06:32:03.740 --> 06:32:09.540 this morning I had frozen yogurt and because of that my like brain and body has felt really 06:32:09.540 --> 06:32:11.220 out of whack 06:32:11.220 --> 06:32:17.020 i don't know if it happens to you guys too but when my meals are like kind of like a regular to a point where it's like 06:32:17.020 --> 06:32:20.180 like i eat weird stuff 06:32:20.180 --> 06:32:26.620 early in the day it throws them out for the rest of the day like really really badly 06:32:26.620 --> 06:32:33.620 so this is why i've given my gameplays that has been kind of like suffering 06:32:39.540 --> 06:33:05.100 I don't think my Xerath ever kills this here. 06:33:05.100 --> 06:33:12.100 my ass would really just die. 06:33:16.260 --> 06:33:20.380 Bros Blaming is losing on frozen yogurt, unironically. 06:33:20.380 --> 06:33:27.340 Okay, I'm gonna look on the raptors here and then we'll play on the crugs. 06:33:27.340 --> 06:33:34.340 I don't know if I'll be able to look for dragon as it spawns on. 06:33:35.100 --> 06:33:37.100 I 06:33:40.380 --> 06:33:42.940 Would just play for this we resummon after that we should be done 06:33:50.820 --> 06:33:55.300 You know what now we're not gonna look at the world 06:34:05.100 --> 06:34:18.100 and 06:34:18.100 --> 06:34:28.100 On your fingers in my hair and hide under my covers 06:34:29.600 --> 06:34:37.600 You shouldn't be long enough as we should run after each other 06:34:40.100 --> 06:34:47.600 we can share our secrets till the smaller one under the cover 06:34:48.100 --> 06:35:14.700 Very melodic song, bit of a weird message, but not your song, okay, so now after this 06:35:14.700 --> 06:35:21.700 I'm just gonna tell him to grab it and then we should be able to win. 06:35:24.500 --> 06:35:31.500 You know, even if I die, I'm not actually that mad about it. 06:35:35.340 --> 06:35:38.740 Yeah, I cannot show I'm that mad about it, I'll take it. 06:35:38.740 --> 06:35:42.740 Uhhh... Fuck tier 2 boots, I'm just gonna play for... 06:35:45.240 --> 06:35:46.240 I look for this here. 06:35:47.940 --> 06:35:48.440 Nah. 06:35:57.540 --> 06:35:59.240 It's a Canik game? 06:36:00.440 --> 06:36:01.740 Uh, not really. 06:36:02.140 --> 06:36:05.540 I mean, they sound like Renekton, I'd say, AD Varus as well. 06:36:05.740 --> 06:36:06.740 It's all with Canik. 06:36:08.740 --> 06:36:14.100 I might just like, sound down to Spirit Massage and then maybe get a, er, like, Spirit Massage 06:36:14.100 --> 06:36:15.740 on the Earth, Spirit Massage on the Earth. 06:36:15.740 --> 06:36:17.740 Spirit Massage on the Earth. 06:36:32.740 --> 06:36:35.740 And then I would just wait for the boss to land and then forward to Mesa. 06:36:35.740 --> 06:36:42.740 Next playtime is on her feral too, just got to be that for now. 06:36:49.500 --> 06:36:53.180 Now would it be nice to actually have this crap too, yes. 06:36:53.180 --> 06:37:00.180 But I don't think it would be up, would it? 06:37:00.180 --> 06:37:07.180 probably not, let's see what we can do then 06:37:19.720 --> 06:37:22.720 let's watch 06:37:22.720 --> 06:37:25.220 oh 06:37:25.220 --> 06:37:36.340 really well I mean bro like we're getting fucking to beat on by the enemy 06:37:36.340 --> 06:37:41.700 with nactin and they're literally just five my gun is saying no word I mean 06:37:41.700 --> 06:37:46.100 they're you don't even have your first I mean even if you talk or you're with us 06:37:46.100 --> 06:37:50.420 like like I'm gonna be real with you but listen I'll give it a buck I don't 06:37:50.420 --> 06:37:57.420 only as a fact that there was no more that you unimpact on my fight 06:38:05.420 --> 06:38:10.220 jesus christ 06:38:10.220 --> 06:38:13.180 no wonder you're on a logic willow test this 06:38:13.180 --> 06:38:17.200 yeah but bro like 06:38:17.200 --> 06:38:20.200 I've been listening to hardstyle all day, leading up to this. 06:38:21.040 --> 06:38:22.200 I know I'm bullshitting. 06:38:25.960 --> 06:38:28.200 It just isn't a hardstyle vibe to you, trust me. 06:38:28.640 --> 06:38:30.640 The frozen yogurt fucked my shit up. 06:38:47.200 --> 06:39:12.200 I think I'm just going to walk into Hekrem every single game. 06:39:12.200 --> 06:39:14.200 I'm going to first pick it too. 06:39:14.200 --> 06:39:16.200 I'll just first pick it from her. 06:39:16.200 --> 06:39:18.200 I'm very walking kindred, we'll deal with this 06:39:28.760 --> 06:39:31.320 There's no eight games away, no, but it's fun 06:39:33.080 --> 06:39:36.600 We're just experiencing a little bit of turbulence. We're gonna get over it soon though 06:39:46.200 --> 06:40:06.960 That's where it hards out DJ. 06:40:06.960 --> 06:40:13.600 It's gonna be honest, I don't really have any. 06:40:13.600 --> 06:40:19.100 I was listening to rubber songs but I know the guy that's like, oh yeah, I listen to everything from this guy to this guy somewhere. 06:40:36.920 --> 06:40:40.520 Oh, the good news is that Garen's actually putting up a generational performance. 06:40:41.420 --> 06:40:42.820 Not for our team though. 06:40:43.600 --> 06:40:45.600 That's a game. We can buy some, let's go. 06:41:09.220 --> 06:41:11.220 Alright, so now all we gotta do... 06:41:13.600 --> 06:41:17.600 Let's get our items and then we can be challenge. 06:41:38.600 --> 06:41:41.600 12 seconds after our ult. 06:41:43.600 --> 06:42:04.880 Yeah, I don't think we can really do anything right now. 06:42:04.880 --> 06:42:12.440 Fighting with our disabled Garen, I don't think it's the only one in this game. 06:42:12.440 --> 06:42:14.440 Conquer on Hecarim better for newer players. 06:42:14.440 --> 06:42:18.440 I don't think so, but I'm gonna be honest, I think Conquer in general is just so last. 06:42:20.440 --> 06:42:22.440 Which is like sad, but... 06:42:23.440 --> 06:42:28.440 Conquer just can't be good on Hecarim unless they do like significant changes to the way his kit functions. 06:42:28.440 --> 06:42:30.440 Or that Conquer works. 06:42:33.440 --> 06:42:37.440 Cause like, some readers search will literally give you more ID than a fully stock Conqueror. 06:42:37.440 --> 06:42:40.440 And it's like, oh wow, we missed out on a tiny bit of healing. 06:42:40.440 --> 06:42:42.440 Yeah, who gives a fuck, you know? 06:42:56.880 --> 06:43:00.400 The thing about Hecarim is that weirdly enough as it sounds, 06:43:00.400 --> 06:43:05.240 but Counter-Hecarim the hardest is actually people kiting him. 06:43:05.240 --> 06:43:09.440 Which you wouldn't expect because his entire kid revolves around like, well, the entire kid. 06:43:10.440 --> 06:43:13.440 His entire thematic revolves around movement speed, right? 06:43:14.640 --> 06:43:19.040 Um, but yeah, no. So that's why, like, some research just, like, fixes way more issues. 06:43:40.440 --> 06:43:52.800 do i really want to get sterax? no, i don't. because if i get sterax they have 2 champs 06:43:52.800 --> 06:43:57.520 that can break shields on their team. renek did empower w and raw lq. now obviously they 06:43:57.520 --> 06:44:04.520 have to be good enough to activate that function already but I don't ask him. 06:44:27.520 --> 06:44:50.240 getting a mojo back slowly but surely getting a mojo back slowly but surely 06:44:50.240 --> 06:44:57.240 guys, Hecarim every game I'm playing with him. It's a Hecarim date today. 06:45:09.520 --> 06:45:16.520 The only thing is I don't have a smite here, but on the Ash I made it. 06:45:20.240 --> 06:45:24.440 I'd be so in 20 seconds. I'm gonna reset for it. Oh 06:45:29.640 --> 06:45:31.640 Yeah, I'm good now, bro 06:45:32.640 --> 06:45:35.360 30% tenacity 20% tenacity 06:45:36.760 --> 06:45:44.000 25% tenacity 15% tenacity fucking chairs, bro. That's about have a lot of fun. I'll make sure of it 06:45:50.240 --> 06:46:03.920 They're in Tark, Teamcom are also on CC'ing. 06:46:03.920 --> 06:46:08.920 I don't think we can do anymore. 06:46:08.920 --> 06:46:15.920 I'm so bad at this game of watching it is awesome, it's gonna put you in a... 06:46:21.760 --> 06:46:26.360 But you know what would be fucking sick if I gave me double LP for this game? 06:46:26.360 --> 06:46:31.280 That'd be fucking sick, I don't think they know. 06:46:31.280 --> 06:46:38.280 But that'd be such like a nice thing. 06:46:38.920 --> 06:46:45.920 I want a different song oh yeah it's a parallel lines let's take it on 06:47:08.920 --> 06:47:13.920 Yo, how much you paypal this Rao? 06:47:13.920 --> 06:47:20.920 I mean, talking to that champion, you're playing like Hammerdinger jungle is fucking wild. 06:47:20.920 --> 06:47:28.920 Hammer jungle, bro. 06:47:28.920 --> 06:47:30.920 I think you have double LP, it's on autofill. 06:47:30.920 --> 06:47:35.920 Yeah, but sometimes if you queue a priority roll, which jungle is, they'll just randomly give you double LP. 06:47:35.920 --> 06:47:37.920 But I don't think they're going to get frostbite, won't ya? 06:47:51.320 --> 06:47:52.820 Yeah, I was honestly gonna go crazy, yeah? 06:47:53.720 --> 06:47:54.720 This one's for you guys. 06:48:05.920 --> 06:48:15.220 I'm gonna be honest guys, I think if we just queue out from the rest of the day, we can 06:48:15.220 --> 06:48:18.680 actually make up all the LP that we lost so far today. 06:48:18.680 --> 06:48:25.800 So it's like we can actually fix today, we can fix the day. 06:48:25.800 --> 06:48:27.440 And Cardi can also welcome. 06:48:27.440 --> 06:48:28.440 Thank you. 06:48:28.440 --> 06:48:33.120 is to win so and Bob and number thing I saw the primes 06:48:35.720 --> 06:48:39.680 so it's all we got you know 06:48:48.880 --> 06:48:53.360 we're actually back now I know I'm telling you we are now like generally now 06:48:53.360 --> 06:48:55.640 we are 06:48:58.440 --> 06:49:04.280 I haven't heard this song in years what the fuck so this playlist right is my indie electronica playlist 06:49:05.800 --> 06:49:09.000 And this was actually the only kind of music I used to listen to 06:49:09.800 --> 06:49:11.800 Uh when I was around like 13 06:49:12.520 --> 06:49:18.600 And I would play League of Legends off like I didn't I didn't chew back them and literally my entire playlist was just this 06:49:19.080 --> 06:49:21.560 and I remember at one point I went to like a friend's house 06:49:22.600 --> 06:49:26.040 And everyone was like putting on different songs on the ox 06:49:26.040 --> 06:49:31.320 They're not one point I put one of these songs on and everyone looks at me like dude. Are you depressed? 06:49:32.320 --> 06:49:36.260 Now it's like no bro like it just sounds good. That's like they didn't believe me and 06:49:37.800 --> 06:49:42.320 Crystal's seven the sub welcome and me take them in the family song. Thank you guys 06:49:46.880 --> 06:49:48.880 Like now I'm talking we're gonna be charming 06:49:50.840 --> 06:49:55.160 You're so back now. No, we actually are now now we're gonna be good bro now we're gonna be good 06:49:56.040 --> 06:50:03.040 and 06:50:08.960 --> 06:50:15.960 guys all we need are two more wins two more wins are back about 700 or 600 06:50:18.080 --> 06:50:21.080 it's like it's all we got to do right now 06:50:21.080 --> 06:50:28.080 I don't listen to songs when I play League. I have Dante's stream on and streams motivate me. 06:50:28.080 --> 06:50:32.080 That hammer only plays hammer jungle? Wait, are you serious? 06:50:37.080 --> 06:50:42.080 Scootal moose. I mean, I'm just gonna say it, dude. I'm just gonna say it. 06:50:42.080 --> 06:50:44.080 And I'm sorry if you guys think this is offensive. 06:50:44.080 --> 06:50:52.580 But there are some people that have such IGNs, right, in games, that are so indicative of them being retards, 06:50:52.580 --> 06:50:57.080 and then they're going to play the most retarded shit ever, or they're going to play, like, retards in-game. 06:50:57.080 --> 06:51:00.080 And it's like, when you see a name like Scoot-a-moose, you know what I mean? 06:51:00.080 --> 06:51:05.080 It's like, you already know that this guy's going to be the biggest dumb fuck you've ever played with. 06:51:05.080 --> 06:51:08.080 You know what I'm talking about? Like, you just know this inherently. 06:51:08.080 --> 06:51:11.080 Like, oh, we got Scoot-a-moose, you know what I mean? 06:51:11.080 --> 06:51:14.960 Like let's find some more names like this where you're like, dude, what the fuck am I reading? 06:51:17.500 --> 06:51:19.500 What's it what's another good one? 06:51:22.000 --> 06:51:28.360 Noisy boy. Yeah, like it this is another one like you get noisy boy on your team and you're like bro 06:51:28.360 --> 06:51:32.040 Not fucking noisy boy, bro. Let's let's find another one 06:51:41.080 --> 06:51:52.680 stroke genius hashtag edge okay all right I'm done with your names though 06:51:57.840 --> 06:52:02.280 oh it's Scoot-a-moose is here 06:52:02.280 --> 06:52:12.280 you got piss stoned 06:52:12.280 --> 06:52:20.280 bro this guy being serious 06:52:20.280 --> 06:52:26.280 your first year ever playing in any of the above I don't know bro show 06:52:32.280 --> 06:52:40.400 and coaching see tonight yeah if you want to see it something baby what's your 06:52:40.400 --> 06:52:43.400 wisdom of the day 06:52:50.280 --> 06:52:52.280 Because at least 06:52:52.980 --> 06:52:55.260 You're not an only fan for that 06:52:57.260 --> 06:53:03.580 Fucking online persona onto tic-tac and Twitter reminders season and uses minors for content 06:53:03.580 --> 06:53:11.160 Which is actually like very predatory and so keep it a feeling and you should be checking their fucking account as well 06:53:11.160 --> 06:53:15.300 As on top of that do lolly content on only fans with pigtails 06:53:16.060 --> 06:53:18.840 Promoting pedophilia and then tell me 06:53:18.840 --> 06:53:27.840 That's a good message of the day, I'm fully supported. 06:53:27.840 --> 06:53:36.840 Alright, Jin said he's gonna up on the gap for his next game. 06:53:36.840 --> 06:53:42.040 Oh, this is a good guy. 06:53:42.040 --> 06:53:44.840 He's gonna be on in 10 minutes. 06:53:44.840 --> 06:53:48.480 Dude, what do you mean 10 minutes? 06:53:48.480 --> 06:53:49.480 Okay, it's fine. 06:53:49.480 --> 06:53:52.480 We're just going to end this one fast, son. 06:53:52.480 --> 06:54:01.720 Is everyone doing League later, okay. 06:54:01.720 --> 06:54:03.520 Why do you say the R word? 06:54:03.520 --> 06:54:04.520 What, retard? 06:54:04.520 --> 06:54:06.320 Because I like the way it rolls off my tongue. 06:54:06.320 --> 06:54:09.280 There are some words that just feel nice this day. 06:54:09.280 --> 06:54:11.160 I'm not just one of them. 06:54:11.160 --> 06:54:11.980 It's a bee. 06:54:15.820 --> 06:54:17.320 Do you want to hug it? 06:54:17.320 --> 06:54:17.820 No! 06:54:17.820 --> 06:54:18.820 What?! 06:54:18.820 --> 06:54:20.500 Do you want my phone? 06:54:20.500 --> 06:54:22.420 Or a girlfriend is beast. 06:54:22.420 --> 06:54:23.940 My wife. 06:54:23.940 --> 06:54:25.580 Come. 06:54:25.580 --> 06:54:26.380 It's okay. 06:54:26.380 --> 06:54:27.380 Get a little something to eat. 06:54:27.380 --> 06:54:30.980 Have like one slice of sourdough bread. 06:54:30.980 --> 06:54:32.340 Okay. 06:54:32.340 --> 06:54:35.380 What about... 06:54:35.380 --> 06:54:38.580 What do we have in the pantry? 06:54:38.580 --> 06:54:46.580 I know, alright, let's go. 06:55:00.580 --> 06:55:08.380 Guys, I'm just going to say it, the founding fathers instilled the second amendment so that everybody could have the 06:55:08.380 --> 06:55:13.480 Freedom to say retard without having to worry about people coming to kill them 06:55:15.860 --> 06:55:21.660 You'll take my fucking freedom before you take away my right to say the word retard. I don't give a fuck 06:55:25.380 --> 06:55:32.840 They took away all the other gamer words they will not be taking away this one too this is like the final battle guys 06:55:34.460 --> 06:55:37.780 Need to stand and defend our rights here 06:55:38.380 --> 06:55:56.540 All right, so if we're bot side, then we're gonna be getting like real shit. It's actually when you're scurrying on 06:56:02.780 --> 06:56:08.100 Okay, so we do now is we play wolves and then after wolves to go gromp into blue and then we should be getting 06:56:08.380 --> 06:56:36.260 I feel like that match up isn't even bad for him, like am I crazy for saying that? 06:56:36.260 --> 06:56:48.260 You're Canadian, LibTard. You aren't included in the rights allotted to man. Jesus. Alright dude, fuck, my bad. Holy shit. 06:56:52.260 --> 06:56:54.260 Fucking Christ. 06:56:58.260 --> 06:57:03.260 Oh, but guys, please back that before you just type an orison to Lilygank. That's pretty uh... 06:57:06.260 --> 06:57:08.260 me to say 06:57:20.900 --> 06:57:22.900 So she does have 20 it's good 06:57:28.020 --> 06:57:30.020 Then just complain me southern 06:57:30.020 --> 06:57:43.220 Alright guys, when you got done now, AdontasGiddy is getting on League now, wait is he actually? 06:57:43.220 --> 06:57:54.620 Oh, fuck, wait I'm literally 4 minutes in, wait I'm literally 4 minutes in though. 06:57:54.620 --> 06:57:55.780 Jinx he's calling? 06:57:55.780 --> 06:57:59.860 Bro, he's not even calling. 06:57:59.860 --> 06:58:02.780 Does he want a call though? 06:58:02.780 --> 06:58:05.700 If he wants, wait, Jinx are listening. 06:58:05.700 --> 06:58:10.660 If he won, what you can do is you can play one game, and then I'll join midway through, 06:58:10.660 --> 06:58:14.260 and then we'll try to pick up the pieces if you're losing. 06:58:14.260 --> 06:58:16.260 What if we do that? 06:58:16.260 --> 06:58:18.260 Guys, he's not calling! 06:58:18.260 --> 06:58:25.380 I would see it if he was! 06:58:25.380 --> 06:58:26.380 He's getting a solo one. 06:58:26.380 --> 06:58:29.380 Okay, good, yeah, yeah, I want him to. 06:58:29.380 --> 06:58:36.380 I'm just gonna go back to the game and see what happens. 06:58:36.380 --> 06:58:39.380 Wait let me turn this on on bro. 06:58:39.380 --> 06:58:44.380 Alright, oh no mine here is calling. 06:58:44.380 --> 06:58:47.380 YOOOO JINSEE! 06:58:47.380 --> 06:58:49.380 Yo are you in a game? 06:58:49.380 --> 06:58:52.380 Bro can I watch your match? 06:58:52.380 --> 06:58:53.380 Yeah sure. 06:58:53.380 --> 06:58:55.380 I didn't know I was gonna fucking 1v9 this one. 06:58:55.380 --> 06:58:58.380 How many wins are you off challenger? 06:58:58.380 --> 06:59:21.500 What's 9 plus 10? 19 minus 9. 10 plus 3. 13 minus 3. 10 times 3. 30 divided by 3. 06:59:22.340 --> 06:59:24.340 Ten minus five 06:59:25.300 --> 06:59:27.300 Five times two 06:59:28.380 --> 06:59:30.380 There you go. That's so many ones. I'm away 06:59:32.860 --> 06:59:38.980 Why don't you just open up with ten wins because bro you gotta fucking work for it sometimes 06:59:39.980 --> 06:59:46.660 Okay, yo, bro. Can you use game sound on test? I like the immersion of it. Yeah, I got you give me one second 06:59:46.660 --> 06:59:54.580 Okay, now bro, please, I want to learn pro juggling, bro, so talk to me, man. 06:59:54.580 --> 06:59:55.580 Talk to you, okay. 06:59:55.580 --> 06:59:56.580 What's going on? 06:59:56.580 --> 06:59:57.580 All right, so what's going on? 06:59:57.580 --> 06:59:59.540 I want to inside the mind of Dontes, bro. 06:59:59.540 --> 07:00:04.660 All right, okay, inside the mind of Dontes. 07:00:04.660 --> 07:00:09.300 The Hamburglar from McDonald's locally looked pretty thick in that recent McDonald's ad. 07:00:09.300 --> 07:00:13.860 I might have to search up Hamburglar hentai after this game, but the good news is this... 07:00:13.860 --> 07:00:18.820 Bro, give me your inside the mind of LEAGUE, not your fucking penis, bro! 07:00:18.820 --> 07:00:19.860 OOOOOOOH! 07:00:19.860 --> 07:00:21.060 It's not my lead! 07:00:21.060 --> 07:00:24.260 Bro, I thought you wanted to know what was going on in my other head! 07:00:25.700 --> 07:00:27.140 No, bro, I wouldn't like... 07:00:27.140 --> 07:00:31.540 I want to know what it takes to get to the next fucking level, that's a jungler! 07:00:31.540 --> 07:00:33.140 Because, bro, I've been playing good! 07:00:33.940 --> 07:00:36.020 Dude, I saw that, I saw that! 07:00:36.020 --> 07:00:40.100 If you didn't get inted by Muda, three games in a row, you might have actually already had bronze. 07:00:41.300 --> 07:00:42.980 Well, I'm not even getting it. 07:00:42.980 --> 07:00:44.980 Bro, don't test. Listen, bro. 07:00:44.980 --> 07:00:49.980 I played good, good, good, good, good in all my games, then, this morning, 07:00:49.980 --> 07:00:52.980 I was playing with my brother, and I played against the Avalon jungler, 07:00:52.980 --> 07:00:53.980 and I literally was- 07:00:53.980 --> 07:00:55.980 Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' DOLLE? 07:00:55.980 --> 07:00:56.980 Yes. 07:00:56.980 --> 07:00:58.980 Yeah, I wanted to end it. 07:00:58.980 --> 07:01:03.980 Yeah, by the way, let me guess, you dropped like fucking 30 kills on your head, no? 07:01:03.980 --> 07:01:06.980 She just basically- I don't know how Avalon worked, 07:01:06.980 --> 07:01:09.980 so she basically just went invisible a couple times, came out of nowhere, 07:01:09.980 --> 07:01:14.960 me stole my smite yada yada yada got a higher level than me and then was over 07:01:14.960 --> 07:01:17.540 leveled and then just followed me around the map and literally I became her 07:01:17.540 --> 07:01:22.040 little fucking her little booty bandit yeah because that's the thing so Evelyn 07:01:22.040 --> 07:01:27.200 is something called a succubus do you know what that is no what is that so a 07:01:27.200 --> 07:01:33.400 succubus is some something or someone that just turns you into like a goon 07:01:33.400 --> 07:01:38.200 slave right so the thing that Evelyn does is she gets you so far behind they 07:01:38.200 --> 07:01:43.400 can't do anything against her and then she just turns you into her goon slave forever 07:01:43.400 --> 07:01:48.200 and you just have to satisfy her unendingly while the game just ends around you. 07:01:48.200 --> 07:01:53.440 Yeah, I think Evelyn is a broken champion though, like I thought that was unbalanced, 07:01:53.440 --> 07:01:58.960 like this guy was just literally what spawned in, smite my camp, got over level, killed 07:01:58.960 --> 07:02:01.800 me, like just, I never got vision on him. 07:02:01.800 --> 07:02:05.240 Yeah, no, like that, it literally is broken. 07:02:05.240 --> 07:02:10.160 That's why I'm listening. But did you know that in the lore Evelyn is like unironically a prostitute? 07:02:13.000 --> 07:02:20.200 Yeah, so that's why the number one way to carry out or to counter on Evelyn as you need to instantly all chat the second 07:02:20.200 --> 07:02:25.440 The game starts be like I have AIDS I have AIDS that way if she ever tries charming you 07:02:25.480 --> 07:02:32.440 She would get AIDS and if she ever gets if she ever gives AIDS to the gang bosses then her and her pimp both get killed 07:02:32.440 --> 07:02:38.440 So that's why versus Evelyn always stop the game by saying you have AIDS and you're able to end someone if you do so 07:02:39.440 --> 07:02:43.880 So whenever I join a game of league against the Evelyn just say I have AIDS 07:02:44.320 --> 07:02:49.060 Yes, like you just seem like and you need to start like screaming it and bouncing on your chair while you're doing that 07:02:49.960 --> 07:02:51.960 like 07:02:52.960 --> 07:02:54.960 Yeah, but you gotta be like 07:02:54.960 --> 07:03:00.080 Like Jynce you gotta be more fucking enthusiastic like you gotta be shaking it like the among us emote 07:03:00.080 --> 07:03:02.080 Okay, I have eight I have eight 07:03:02.720 --> 07:03:06.960 Bro John Tets bro speaking of we got to get you in the among us game, bro 07:03:08.040 --> 07:03:12.940 Right, you think you think what I'd be good at that shit. Oh, are you a sassy vodka, bro? I'm good 07:03:13.520 --> 07:03:18.760 Bro, I'm gonna be honest. I think I'm one of the sussiest vodka. Yeah, I'm gonna take who this side 07:03:19.960 --> 07:03:21.400 Desu's ever 07:03:21.400 --> 07:03:22.720 What did you just say? 07:03:22.720 --> 07:03:26.040 I'm gonna be honest. I don't know either. I think that's just what they say in anime 07:03:26.040 --> 07:03:31.280 The thing is whenever we do streamer among us everybody has a 15 IQ so like 07:03:32.160 --> 07:03:36.040 Nice, thank you. I'm gonna be honest your champion looks kind of brain dead 07:03:37.320 --> 07:03:43.040 Well, okay, so let me give you an example. Okay, Jen see imagine Conor McGregor is doing a moi tie 07:03:43.040 --> 07:03:48.200 And he's fucking beating the shit out of toddlers, right? Like he would look pretty fucking OP too, right? 07:03:49.640 --> 07:03:55.120 If Conor McGregor did is moi tie. No, I don't even think OP. I think heck of him is brain death 07:03:55.120 --> 07:04:00.120 Okay Jinx you really want to say this show and you play Bork and Maastri? 07:04:00.120 --> 07:04:02.120 I'm sorry. 07:04:02.120 --> 07:04:06.120 No, no, you fucking retract that statement. 07:04:06.120 --> 07:04:08.120 Okay, I'm sorry. 07:04:08.120 --> 07:04:14.120 Listen, bro, I've noticed this is like your one trip, but bro, he kind of might give the prince a class rail, 07:04:14.120 --> 07:04:17.120 and I've literally had personal beef with the prince in class rail. 07:04:17.120 --> 07:04:19.120 What would the prince do? 07:04:19.120 --> 07:04:21.120 but 07:04:21.520 --> 07:04:25.620 And he would just print out you but I didn't think and we go a hundred miles an hour 07:04:25.620 --> 07:04:30.060 He was fucking charged at you. He was a literally ain't it's enough the hog rider 07:04:33.480 --> 07:04:35.480 No, the hog rider goes 07:04:36.360 --> 07:04:38.360 The prince goes 07:04:41.600 --> 07:04:43.600 Dude, can I just say what we're all thinking? 07:04:43.600 --> 07:04:49.080 hog rider has some crazy fucking deck game like we can already tell you know 07:04:49.080 --> 07:04:57.560 what I mean well dude it means what it means like do you disagree bro I don't 07:04:57.560 --> 07:05:05.040 think about an inanimate object penis bro oh my god oh my god that's us you're 07:05:05.040 --> 07:05:12.000 actually him now I did like just in early game I'm gonna actually play a 07:05:12.000 --> 07:05:18.120 game of flash okay do it wait clash royale or clash of clans yo bro if you play clash 07:05:18.120 --> 07:05:23.880 of clans you're an NPC yeah I still got it let's see if I still got it let's see if I 07:05:23.880 --> 07:05:28.480 still got it y'all wait isn't clash royale pay to win but you just buy all the OP shit 07:05:28.480 --> 07:05:39.560 and then you just win the game yes bro to an extent like okay if you pay the win like 07:05:39.560 --> 07:05:46.460 Okay, there's probably, realistically, one to two hundred thousand people with match stats. 07:05:46.460 --> 07:05:48.460 Maybe more. Maybe more. 07:05:48.460 --> 07:05:49.460 So like... 07:05:50.960 --> 07:05:51.960 Okay, yeah, that's fine. 07:05:53.160 --> 07:05:58.460 So like, let's say you're on a fresh account and I'm on like a pay-to-win account, would I win again soon in 1v1? 07:05:59.760 --> 07:06:04.660 Um, well, you would lose every time because we would do a friendly battle and our levels would be either. 07:06:04.660 --> 07:06:09.500 Okay, but assuming it wasn't a friendly battle and I met you on the ladder. Would I just run your shit in? 07:06:11.900 --> 07:06:18.460 Duchess, you would never beat me in this game. If you have zero experience, you would never beat me in this game. 07:06:18.940 --> 07:06:22.300 Jinxie, it's a game for toddlers, bro. I would fucking destroy you. 07:06:23.340 --> 07:06:27.100 Yo, buddy, buddy, buddy, watch that shit. Seriously. 07:06:27.740 --> 07:06:30.260 You wouldn't beat me in class. It's not a toddler. Okay. 07:06:30.260 --> 07:06:37.260 Jinxie, if I can get Challenger League of Legends, I could run your shit in Clash, no doubt, bro. 07:06:37.260 --> 07:06:41.260 All you have to do is drag a fucking ability to the fucking board. 07:06:41.260 --> 07:06:47.260 Leo, beta, you're comparing a MOBA to a fucking strategic phone game. 07:06:47.260 --> 07:06:53.260 Bro, Clash Royale is closer to chess than... fuck, my brain exploded. 07:06:53.260 --> 07:06:58.260 Bro, do you think chess is a hard game? 5 year olds become the highest rank in that shit. 07:06:58.260 --> 07:07:02.460 Yeah, five-year-old prodigies like Magnus Carlson, you fucking idiot. 07:07:02.460 --> 07:07:06.460 Okay, so name me one five-year-old prodigy that hit Challenger on League, none. 07:07:07.960 --> 07:07:11.460 Wait, you actually have a good point. I'm not even kidding. I just instantly threw you crown this guy. 07:07:11.460 --> 07:07:12.860 Where you actually have a good point. 07:07:12.860 --> 07:07:13.360 Yep. 07:07:13.360 --> 07:07:18.060 Bro Chat, this is why using dagger duchess is literally the worst thing you could do ever. 07:07:18.060 --> 07:07:20.360 Look, bro, his princesses even shoot. 07:07:20.360 --> 07:07:22.360 Why would you willingly use dagger duchess? 07:07:24.860 --> 07:07:25.860 Jingsy. 07:07:25.860 --> 07:07:27.060 Don't touch. Let's hit it up, bro. 07:07:27.060 --> 07:07:27.560 Yeah, I'm not saying. 07:07:27.560 --> 07:07:33.320 I okay, I'm top with my prime in class shot top 1700 07:07:33.760 --> 07:07:36.040 My prime in class is top 1700 07:07:36.400 --> 07:07:43.160 The highest I've ever peaked at is like top 70 global my highest peak in class is higher than your highest peak in me 07:07:43.800 --> 07:07:48.760 Jin see I'm not gonna lie bro. You could be talking tight like Chinese to me for all I know what you're saying right now 07:07:48.760 --> 07:07:54.240 Dude, these words have no meaning. I've never played the game before like I used to played when I was shitting when I was like 12 07:07:57.560 --> 07:07:59.560 Yeah 07:08:01.560 --> 07:08:06.320 That's that's that's yep, my peak in class right out of top 1700. What's your feet can be? 07:08:08.000 --> 07:08:10.000 Rang 30 Korea 07:08:14.880 --> 07:08:16.880 Okay, but my peak in Siege is one 07:08:18.000 --> 07:08:19.640 Wait, really? 07:08:19.640 --> 07:08:23.720 Yeah, I have number one champion like four seasons ago chat remember the 24-hour stream 07:08:23.720 --> 07:08:27.120 Wait, was that the beginning of the season when everyone's like a low rank though? 07:08:27.120 --> 07:08:28.120 Yes. 07:08:28.120 --> 07:08:30.720 Yeah, that's the same time I hit rank 30 Korea. 07:08:30.720 --> 07:08:31.720 Yeah. 07:08:31.720 --> 07:08:36.720 Dude, it's still got it though. 07:08:36.720 --> 07:08:37.720 It's still got it though. 07:08:37.720 --> 07:08:39.720 Okay, this guy goes golden in the back and single. 07:08:39.720 --> 07:08:43.720 So we know he's a toddler who's literally breathing like out of his fucking mouth. 07:08:43.720 --> 07:08:47.720 So now I can just go mini-packer late on the golden and the game's over. 07:08:47.720 --> 07:08:50.720 Dude, Jinxie, why are you acting like it's a strategic game, bro? 07:08:50.720 --> 07:08:53.960 All you do is just drop shit on the board and hope it sticks 07:08:54.480 --> 07:08:58.120 Because it's literally classified as a strategic game. Yo, bro 07:08:58.120 --> 07:09:04.260 I know your whole thing dot-taz is to like literally just be a dumbass bro. Hey, don't just clash bro 07:09:04.280 --> 07:09:07.780 This is strategic fucking game, buddy. Dude, Jinxie 07:09:07.780 --> 07:09:14.980 The only strategic thing about clash royale is budgeting your paycheck to be able to afford being competitive while also being able to pay your fucking rent 07:09:15.600 --> 07:09:17.600 Okay, I'm not gonna lie. You're actually clocking 07:09:17.600 --> 07:09:19.600 clocking 07:09:19.960 --> 07:09:21.960 You're actually clocking their teeth 07:09:22.600 --> 07:09:24.600 But me how I got 07:09:24.880 --> 07:09:27.720 Me how I got top 1700. Can you give me some flowers? 07:09:28.400 --> 07:09:33.680 Yeah, I got you. I'll give you the flowers for that share screen my game just signed it. I want to watch oh 07:09:34.000 --> 07:09:37.240 Wait, you bet. Wait, have you ever like watch class gameplay before or no? 07:09:37.960 --> 07:09:43.060 Um, I mean, I think I've watched like that one clip of you with Ron where he was using the arrows 07:09:43.060 --> 07:09:48.340 Yeah, the one where he was shouting fireball to aimlessly firing fireballs around. 07:09:48.340 --> 07:09:50.340 Yeah, that one. That was a good one. 07:09:50.340 --> 07:09:52.740 Oh, okay, so Dantez, I'm gonna give you an inside of mine. 07:09:52.740 --> 07:09:58.700 So, basically, my opponent is fucking horrible at the game and they're using an off meta dog shit deck. 07:09:58.700 --> 07:10:03.700 But I'm gonna go quick minions here to distract the Inferno Dragon, that way he doesn't DPS my boat. 07:10:03.700 --> 07:10:09.940 Whoa, Jinxie, Jinxie, hold on. What if he's just not as fortunate as other people and he can't afford the meta decks? 07:10:09.940 --> 07:10:14.940 Okay, well now you just made me feel like a piece of shit. 07:10:14.940 --> 07:10:21.140 Dude, what if he's sitting there and he can't even afford to pay rent this month, and his 07:10:21.140 --> 07:10:24.900 mom's going hungry every night, and you're sitting here just shitting on him with a 07:10:24.900 --> 07:10:27.860 meta deck because you paid a thousand dollars. 07:10:27.860 --> 07:10:29.860 Okay, okay, yes. 07:10:29.860 --> 07:10:31.860 Now I feel like a piece of shit. 07:10:31.860 --> 07:10:33.860 You actually are right. 07:10:33.860 --> 07:10:35.860 if 07:10:36.140 --> 07:10:42.000 Okay, but I mean this is just basically just a free win for the boys nothing crazy just keep it simple 07:10:42.980 --> 07:10:47.660 GGs man. All right, John says ready for some league buddy. Bro. Are you ready for some league? 07:10:47.660 --> 07:10:54.960 Bro, you like you're close to fucking iron lunging. So you're gonna be peaking. Yo, uh, miho 07:10:54.960 --> 07:10:58.220 I believe I'm two wins away from Ivan one right now 07:10:58.220 --> 07:11:09.220 We have to be PR. We're not even getting paid, but like if we watch party LCS chat, we're actually going to be PR. 07:11:09.220 --> 07:11:16.220 We need to be like PR, dude. So, yeah, don't mess. You can't be talking about Timo mains, man. 07:11:16.220 --> 07:11:26.220 Yeah, but dude, Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie. What if, what if I give such like a graphic sexual description about what two of the league champions are doing to each other, 07:11:26.220 --> 07:11:32.300 to each other that then the companies end up giving more money to riot because they're like yo 07:11:32.300 --> 07:11:36.220 we sponsored you for this amount but these guys are funny as fuck so we're going to give you 07:11:36.220 --> 07:11:42.540 more money so it's like maybe it could have an unintended side consequence does that make sense 07:11:43.340 --> 07:11:49.500 okay this is actually not a bad shout out to you yo Dantes what food would you order if you were 07:11:49.500 --> 07:11:56.880 me would you order chilies mcdonald's cobe Japanese steakhouse chipotle Mexican 07:11:56.880 --> 07:12:04.140 grill or Wendy's I'd order a fucking two game winch you can put the fucking 07:12:04.140 --> 07:12:09.300 phone down why do you deserve to eat if you're not iron one yet yes I put the 07:12:09.300 --> 07:12:13.460 phone down and you better not fucking order jing see like don't think that 07:12:13.460 --> 07:12:16.900 just because this is the first coach in a few days they are gonna be fucking 07:12:16.900 --> 07:12:22.660 swacking do you understand me yes okay yep coach I won't I just put my foot away 07:12:22.660 --> 07:12:27.940 all right I'm gonna go tinkle BRP guys no losing tonight hide mine I need to 07:12:27.940 --> 07:12:32.980 select warwick and band ramus if you don't do that I buy I will end you in 07:12:32.980 --> 07:12:40.380 GTA okay now listen to me hi boys what you're gonna do is you're gonna walk in 07:12:40.380 --> 07:12:44.660 Diana and you're gonna ban warwick so he doesn't play it Diana's getting buff 07:12:44.660 --> 07:12:49.240 next patch and Jinx is going to have to learn how to play it. He was already really good 07:12:49.240 --> 07:12:53.740 at it last time and we got to make sure that he actually plays it properly. Like I'm telling 07:12:53.740 --> 07:12:57.740 you this is one of those times where he's going to sit there and he's going to like 07:12:57.740 --> 07:13:03.840 actually learn. Like I'm telling you guys listen, he needs to learn Diana. It's literally 07:13:03.840 --> 07:13:10.140 getting fucking buffed bro. Like it is literally getting buffed. So we need to get him off 07:13:10.140 --> 07:13:14.880 the wick for a little bit because like if he becomes like a warwick crutch then 07:13:14.880 --> 07:13:18.840 the same thing's gonna happen that happens him in siege with shotguns you 07:13:18.840 --> 07:13:23.280 know what I mean we cannot have him be a warwick crutch and league it cannot 07:13:23.280 --> 07:13:27.680 happen he needs to actually get his shit together 07:13:30.080 --> 07:13:35.180 all right now vice ban warwick yep you're gonna ban warwick now and then I 07:13:35.180 --> 07:13:39.320 want you to trade with the top laner's pick I go the first one bonus damage 07:13:39.320 --> 07:13:46.520 Yep, that one. Perfect. Okay, good. So now you're gonna ban Warwick. Yep, and then you're gonna trade pick with your top laner 07:13:47.040 --> 07:13:49.040 Yep 07:13:49.400 --> 07:13:54.400 Guys if Jinx he didn't want this he wouldn't be he wouldn't be vaping right now 07:13:54.760 --> 07:14:01.680 Every single thing that happens is a choice, right? So Jinx see going to the bathroom. Oh god. He's back 07:14:01.680 --> 07:14:03.520 Jack here's what we're gonna do 07:14:03.520 --> 07:14:05.520 If I don't get we what? 07:14:06.200 --> 07:14:08.200 Wait, wait, wait, wait 07:14:08.200 --> 07:14:18.440 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 07:14:18.440 --> 07:14:23.400 I lead for 30 seconds in Master Yi and Warwick Get Band. 07:14:23.400 --> 07:14:25.280 Don says, what should I do? 07:14:25.280 --> 07:14:29.600 Well, okay, so Jinx, what happened was, is while you were gone, HiVyze actually typed 07:14:29.600 --> 07:14:33.080 in the chat and he was like, hey guys, it's time to fuck with Jinx again. 07:14:33.080 --> 07:14:36.760 And then he just bands Warwick and says, let's put him on Diana. 07:14:36.760 --> 07:14:41.020 out a lot of fun on that last time. And then your teammate banned Master Yi. So now you're 07:14:41.020 --> 07:14:46.140 going to have to second time Diana because High Vives decided that this was going to happen 07:14:46.140 --> 07:14:47.140 this game. 07:14:47.140 --> 07:14:55.120 But, uh, Dantez, there's no chat history. There's no chat logs. Well, look, no, he 07:14:55.120 --> 07:15:00.620 tight, no, Jink, Jinksy, he typed it in the stream. 07:15:00.620 --> 07:15:03.820 So let me get this straight down, Tess. 07:15:03.820 --> 07:15:07.140 I leave my setup for 25 seconds. 07:15:07.140 --> 07:15:11.900 I come back, Master Yi's gone, and Warwick are gone. 07:15:11.900 --> 07:15:14.060 Dude, Lock and Diana. 07:15:14.060 --> 07:15:16.500 Jinxie, Lock and Diana, please Lock and Diana. 07:15:16.500 --> 07:15:19.820 Jinxie, please Lock and Diana, please Lock and Diana. 07:15:19.820 --> 07:15:23.460 OK, but I need to get to the bottom of this, because high-vives. 07:15:23.460 --> 07:15:25.860 If I picked Warwick, why would my team ban it? 07:15:25.860 --> 07:15:26.740 What'd you pick, high-vives? 07:15:26.740 --> 07:15:27.860 No, no. 07:15:27.860 --> 07:15:33.860 high-fives band warwick 07:15:33.860 --> 07:15:35.020 save wallah 07:15:35.020 --> 07:15:38.260 wallah high-fives band warwick 07:15:38.260 --> 07:15:39.060 high-fives 07:15:39.060 --> 07:15:40.900 you get the phone call 07:15:40.900 --> 07:15:41.620 high-fives 07:15:41.620 --> 07:15:44.140 you get the fucking phone call 07:15:44.140 --> 07:15:45.500 okay listen listen listen 07:15:45.500 --> 07:15:47.020 shut shut shut the 07:15:47.020 --> 07:15:54.020 shut the fuck up 07:15:57.860 --> 07:15:59.260 How's it going, bro? 07:15:59.260 --> 07:16:01.660 You sound awfully skipper today. 07:16:01.660 --> 07:16:02.940 Yo, hi, guys. 07:16:02.940 --> 07:16:04.780 Yes. 07:16:04.780 --> 07:16:07.220 Where's my Warwick at, bro? 07:16:07.220 --> 07:16:09.380 Where's my Warwick at? 07:16:09.380 --> 07:16:11.500 Can't see. 07:16:11.500 --> 07:16:15.340 I was told by your coach to ban Warwick 07:16:15.340 --> 07:16:17.820 because you need to get off that character. 07:16:17.820 --> 07:16:23.500 And Diana is getting buffed that season. 07:16:23.500 --> 07:16:27.260 So you're saying I should beat the shit out of my coach? 07:16:27.260 --> 07:16:30.420 Yes, your coach is blaming you on me as an out. 07:16:30.420 --> 07:16:32.540 First of all, there's a lot of red flags to his story. 07:16:32.540 --> 07:16:34.740 One, nobody typed. 07:16:34.740 --> 07:16:38.700 Two, I don't even know what characters to select 07:16:38.700 --> 07:16:40.260 because I don't play the game. 07:16:40.260 --> 07:16:42.220 And three, he's a piece of shit. 07:16:43.180 --> 07:16:44.020 Great. 07:16:44.020 --> 07:16:44.860 My eyes. 07:16:44.860 --> 07:16:48.940 Great. Yo, Dantez, I'm going to have your ass on a stick. 07:16:48.940 --> 07:16:53.860 Okay, so Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie. 07:16:53.860 --> 07:16:57.140 Buy your smite, buy your smite, buy your smite. 07:16:57.140 --> 07:17:00.140 Jinxie, listen to me. What's worse? What's worse? 07:17:00.140 --> 07:17:05.540 Is it worse that I lied to you about High-Vise doing all those awful things? 07:17:05.540 --> 07:17:07.940 Or the fact that High-Vise is a snitch? 07:17:07.940 --> 07:17:11.540 What's actually worse? Think about it. 07:17:11.540 --> 07:17:14.140 You lying about all of those things. 07:17:14.140 --> 07:17:15.340 Okay, fair point. 07:17:15.340 --> 07:17:18.140 So listen, the reason why you're on Diana in this game, Jinxie, 07:17:18.140 --> 07:17:22.340 is because we're going to get to an elo soon, where Warwick is going to start getting banned. 07:17:22.340 --> 07:17:25.840 And Diana, I really liked your Diana gameplay last time, 07:17:25.840 --> 07:17:28.240 And she's getting buffed next patch. 07:17:28.240 --> 07:17:28.740 Okay? 07:17:28.740 --> 07:17:29.740 Yo, buddy! 07:17:29.740 --> 07:17:31.740 Hey, buddy, buddy, buddy! 07:17:31.740 --> 07:17:33.240 I don't give a crud! 07:17:33.240 --> 07:17:35.740 I've been going hammies with Warwick! 07:17:35.740 --> 07:17:37.040 What the hell? 07:17:37.040 --> 07:17:37.640 Jinxie! 07:17:37.640 --> 07:17:40.240 But it's like you with shotguns in Siege, bro! 07:17:40.240 --> 07:17:40.740 Like, if- 07:17:40.740 --> 07:17:43.440 YO, WATCH THAT SHIT! 07:17:43.440 --> 07:17:45.740 WATCH THAT SHIT! 07:17:45.740 --> 07:17:48.940 I'm out of shotgun once, man! 07:17:48.940 --> 07:17:49.840 Okay. 07:17:49.840 --> 07:17:50.940 Listen. 07:17:50.940 --> 07:17:52.340 Jinxie. 07:17:52.340 --> 07:17:55.440 If shotguns could get dined in Siege, 07:17:55.440 --> 07:17:57.440 What rank do you think you would peak? 07:17:57.440 --> 07:18:00.440 Champion! Literally! On God! Champion! 07:18:00.440 --> 07:18:04.440 Have you ever hit champion without shotguns? 07:18:04.440 --> 07:18:06.440 That's not possible! They've been in the game! 07:18:06.440 --> 07:18:10.440 No way! Have you ever done it? Have you ever done a challenge? 07:18:10.440 --> 07:18:15.440 Press W, where you haven't hit champion without shotguns. Be honest! 07:18:15.440 --> 07:18:19.440 Why would anyone ever do that? No, I have to make rotations. 07:18:19.440 --> 07:18:21.440 Why would anyone ever do that? 07:18:21.440 --> 07:18:24.440 Yo, bro, bro, bro, hey, hey, bro. 07:18:24.440 --> 07:18:31.840 I'm cool with the coaching man. I'm cool with the thank God. Thank fucking God. Thank God, honestly. 07:18:33.440 --> 07:18:34.440 Oh my God. 07:18:34.440 --> 07:18:35.440 Okay, listen. 07:18:35.440 --> 07:18:43.440 Yo, don't, no, no, no. Hey, don't touch my Warwick. I'm about to be two wins away from fucking Iron One, as you would say. 07:18:43.440 --> 07:18:52.440 Buddy, buddy, buddy. Listen, listen, bro. Let me make myself crystal clear. If Warwick gets banned, sure. I'll give Diana a little bit of a dabble. 07:18:52.440 --> 07:18:55.160 I suck dick with Master Yi, I'm never playing him again. 07:18:55.160 --> 07:18:57.720 But don't fucking band warwick, but I'm- 07:18:57.720 --> 07:18:59.120 Okay, Jengzee, Jengzee. 07:18:59.120 --> 07:19:03.320 Imagine you're in a plane and the plane crashes, right? 07:19:03.320 --> 07:19:05.400 And you have a professional- 07:19:05.400 --> 07:19:06.680 What would I imagine that? 07:19:06.680 --> 07:19:08.440 Because wouldn't I just instantly blow up? 07:19:08.440 --> 07:19:11.080 No! Jengzee, listen to the fucking story! 07:19:11.080 --> 07:19:12.080 No! 07:19:13.520 --> 07:19:19.040 Imagine you're in a plane and the plane crashes on an island, okay? 07:19:19.040 --> 07:19:22.120 And then as it crashes, there are only two survivors. 07:19:22.120 --> 07:19:27.220 You and a professional farmer right you playing warwick every game 07:19:27.220 --> 07:19:31.840 It's like you killing that professional farmer and eating them for food 07:19:31.880 --> 07:19:37.920 But if you would leave them alive even though sand isn't as tasty as human meat 07:19:38.720 --> 07:19:40.720 Long-term you get a good 07:19:41.500 --> 07:19:48.120 Sustainance. It's the same concept by you playing warwick. It's like you're getting short-term gratification 07:19:48.120 --> 07:19:52.200 But you're not getting the long-term gratification does that make sense? 07:19:53.640 --> 07:19:57.480 Bro buddy buddy, I just want to get bronze dude the fuck 07:19:59.240 --> 07:20:04.360 Dude it Jinxie listen you want to get bronze, but do you want to get silver after? 07:20:05.800 --> 07:20:11.000 Yes, bro. I want to pass Ludwig, you know that yes, so Jinxie. Let me tell you Ludwig 07:20:11.000 --> 07:20:13.000 He can only play one champion 07:20:13.000 --> 07:20:20.580 Moderately decently, and that's a moomoo if we get you on three champs, and they're all 1v9 demon carries 07:20:20.580 --> 07:20:27.000 Do you understand the kind of damage you could cause it's like we get a toddler we inject him full of steroids 07:20:27.000 --> 07:20:34.140 And we let him loosen the streets of New York. That's gonna be Eugene C at LCS finals. Wait, am I? 07:20:34.760 --> 07:20:36.680 Am I the toddler? 07:20:36.680 --> 07:20:37.960 Yes 07:20:37.960 --> 07:20:44.580 Yo, well I yo yo yo, bro. Oh, I like the analogy. Can I not be a fucking infant? 07:20:45.640 --> 07:20:48.980 Jensie, you're a iron right now. Do you understand? 07:20:50.680 --> 07:20:56.000 Yeah, what's so bad about iron? Why it's not bad, but it's like you're in the beginning processes 07:20:56.240 --> 07:21:00.400 Jensie, it's like you just fertilized the womb and you're the embryo 07:21:00.440 --> 07:21:02.880 I'd iron you're the embryo, bro 07:21:02.880 --> 07:21:09.680 And we need to sit down. We need to make sure that you have the best sperm inside of you to make sure that you develop properly 07:21:09.680 --> 07:21:11.680 Does that make sense? 07:21:12.200 --> 07:21:18.960 Yeah, but dude don't we mean to irons bro. Hey, we're people too. Irons are people also buddy and there's a lot of us, dude 07:21:19.520 --> 07:21:23.400 Irons are people too chat. I'm gonna I'm gonna stand up for us man 07:21:23.840 --> 07:21:26.360 Irons are people bro, and we have rights 07:21:26.600 --> 07:21:32.520 Okay, you can't just walk all over us and shit on our forehead and call us toddlers, bro 07:21:32.880 --> 07:21:38.800 Maybe we're iron because maybe we're good at other games, dude. Maybe we're iron because we have a girlfriend 07:21:39.240 --> 07:21:41.560 Maybe we're iron because we leave our house 07:21:42.200 --> 07:21:45.680 Okay, maybe we're iron because we have a social life man 07:21:46.120 --> 07:21:52.480 Stop being so frickin mean to irons, bro. Not everybody dump 36,000 hours in the League of Legends, buddy 07:21:52.680 --> 07:21:54.840 Why is my entire chat disagreeing with me? 07:21:55.040 --> 07:22:02.440 GenC, 80% of iron players don't have the right amount of chromosomes and that is a statistic fact 07:22:02.880 --> 07:22:10.920 I'm gonna disagree. No, no. Hey, I'm gonna actually disagree with you on that Jinxy facts 07:22:10.920 --> 07:22:15.400 Don't care about your feelings, bro. It's a statistic fact. You've been Shapiro 07:22:16.480 --> 07:22:18.480 Lock it in the game, bro 07:22:19.600 --> 07:22:22.120 Let's look for the top to bottom. Okay. You ready for this 07:22:23.000 --> 07:22:27.640 Yo, but bro, just not us. Hey, yeah, come on, bro. Irons are people too, man. Be nice 07:22:27.960 --> 07:22:30.840 Yeah, but Jinxy imagine when you're bronze when you're bronze 07:22:30.840 --> 07:22:33.800 You won't have to grandstand about irons having human rights anymore 07:22:33.800 --> 07:22:42.280 You can sit there and say that they deserve nothing except to be stepped on by everyone around them and used as cannon fodder in the fucking and the artillery cannons 07:22:44.800 --> 07:22:49.560 So that's you're basically saying iron serve zero purpose to the planet 07:22:49.960 --> 07:22:53.840 The only purpose iron. Oh, it's my this might this might this might this might it's gonna reset 07:22:53.840 --> 07:22:58.820 my toes like okay the only purpose that iron players serve jing see is to give 07:22:58.820 --> 07:23:04.340 bronze players free wins it's like fish eat bigger fish the only purpose that 07:23:04.340 --> 07:23:09.180 bronze players serve is to give silvers free wins there is always a better 07:23:09.180 --> 07:23:13.660 league player than you and he's gonna take your LP so it's about you getting 07:23:13.660 --> 07:23:20.300 better what are you doing wait what what the fuck just happened my my my my my 07:23:20.300 --> 07:23:25.700 My game just crash. I'm good. Okay. You're good now. Okay. So the only point of bronzes is to feed silver 07:23:25.700 --> 07:23:26.700 Is he said? 07:23:26.700 --> 07:23:32.700 Yes, exactly. It's like, okay. You know how in the ocean there's like sardines I? 07:23:34.300 --> 07:23:40.340 Thought those coming cans. Yeah, but Jinx you are the fucking thing they come from before the cans 07:23:41.180 --> 07:23:43.180 Dumbass 07:23:43.180 --> 07:23:45.180 That actually makes sense. Okay 07:23:45.180 --> 07:23:50.140 Okay, so it's like think of it this way as an iron player you're like a little 07:23:50.140 --> 07:23:54.480 sardine swimming through the ocean until a big red snapper comes up behind you 07:23:54.480 --> 07:24:01.960 and starts dicking you down with his fish cock. Does that make sense? And then 07:24:01.960 --> 07:24:06.120 when you're a silver you're like that red snapper getting dicked down and fucked 07:24:06.120 --> 07:24:13.880 on by a dolphin. And then when you're when you're the dolphin right now you 07:24:13.880 --> 07:24:18.080 walk around and you're getting dicked down and fucked on by a great white shark. Does 07:24:18.080 --> 07:24:26.120 that make sense? Yeah, okay. Exactly. And that's what it's like playing League of Legends. 07:24:26.120 --> 07:24:33.440 So it's all just one big like sex organization? Uh, yes, yes, exactly. No, no, no, no, no, 07:24:33.440 --> 07:24:39.600 like, like it's like one, it's one big ecosystem of like who gets to bang who. Exactly. Yes. 07:24:39.600 --> 07:24:48.000 Yes, it's like, oh listen, loading into a game of League is like you're entering a gang bang, except you don't know who's gonna get fucked. 07:24:48.800 --> 07:24:49.700 Okay, go for this. 07:24:49.800 --> 07:24:50.500 Go in, go in! 07:24:50.600 --> 07:24:51.700 GO IN! 07:24:51.800 --> 07:24:53.000 GO IN! 07:24:53.100 --> 07:24:54.000 PLEASE! 07:24:54.100 --> 07:24:55.200 E, hold Q. 07:24:56.000 --> 07:24:56.500 Oh man. 07:24:56.600 --> 07:24:57.000 E. 07:24:57.600 --> 07:24:58.400 Okay, back up. 07:24:59.700 --> 07:25:00.200 Okay. 07:25:01.000 --> 07:25:01.500 Okay. 07:25:02.400 --> 07:25:03.700 No, no, no, don't take the wave. 07:25:03.700 --> 07:25:05.700 Go for the barcrab, barcrab. 07:25:06.000 --> 07:25:08.000 My team doesn't deserve gold, bro. You're setting yourself. 07:25:08.000 --> 07:25:11.000 Okay, why are we flashing? 07:25:11.000 --> 07:25:14.000 I'm flashing so I don't get... 07:25:14.000 --> 07:25:19.000 I'm flashing because I'm Ivern, bro. What do you want me to say? 07:25:19.000 --> 07:25:23.000 Alright, that's fine, that's good. So now you're going to go for the crab and then you're going to reset, okay? 07:25:23.000 --> 07:25:30.000 So now Jinx, what you're going to do as punishment is while you're recalling, I want you to start jiggling your body. 07:25:30.000 --> 07:25:34.000 Are you doing it? 07:25:34.000 --> 07:25:41.440 it? Yes, I jiggled, I jiggled. Okay, good. So now what we're gonna have to do is I want to explain to 07:25:41.440 --> 07:25:49.000 you something, okay? Do you see how right now it says you have 380 gold? Yeah, what's the problem, man? 07:25:49.000 --> 07:25:53.680 So the thing is that when you leave base, you always want to make sure you spend all your gold, 07:25:53.680 --> 07:25:59.520 right? Think of gold like money in real life, right? Like let's say you're going around and you're 07:25:59.520 --> 07:26:06.280 paying for let's say I don't know syringes right full of black tar heroin to 07:26:06.280 --> 07:26:09.240 inject into all the people that bullied you throughout your entire life and 07:26:09.240 --> 07:26:14.160 kill them we don't want to leave the drug dealer with $300 in the in the in 07:26:14.160 --> 07:26:17.720 the fucking pocket right we want to make sure that we spend all of it so as 07:26:17.720 --> 07:26:21.440 many of the people that made our lives miserable will find a way to fucking 07:26:21.440 --> 07:26:28.320 suffer for their sins does that make sense and it's the same with League of 07:26:28.320 --> 07:26:32.800 legends so when you're leaving base you always want to make sure that you spend 07:26:32.800 --> 07:26:36.720 all your gold because they are gonna want to make you suffer and the more 07:26:36.720 --> 07:26:41.400 gold that you have to that you have spent the stronger you are do you see 07:26:41.400 --> 07:26:52.520 what I mean exactly yes but jinxie jinxie listen listen what if I told you 07:26:52.520 --> 07:26:55.600 that the shitty boots aren't actually shitty boots what if I told you 07:26:55.600 --> 07:26:58.760 movement speed is the most broken set in the entire game. 07:26:58.760 --> 07:27:04.400 That's really think of it this way okay. Imagine movement speed in League of Legends like 07:27:04.400 --> 07:27:10.320 bullet travel speed and like Rainbow Six. Imagine different guns had different speeds 07:27:10.320 --> 07:27:15.520 at which the bullets travel. Which ones would be able to kill other people first? 07:27:15.520 --> 07:27:19.040 The fast bullets would kill them fast. Exactly and it's the same with League because the 07:27:19.040 --> 07:27:22.840 thing is that when you are faster in the game you can dodge skill shots you can run people 07:27:22.840 --> 07:27:27.540 Press W and chase him. Press W and chase him. Press W and chase this old fuck. Chase him. Chase him. 07:27:27.540 --> 07:27:30.540 Give him fucking hell! 07:27:30.540 --> 07:27:33.540 Okay, let's just start autoing. Press E. Nice. 07:27:33.540 --> 07:27:36.040 Okay. Wow. 07:27:36.040 --> 07:27:40.040 Chase who? I can't catch him. What the fuck are you talking about? Like, like, bro. 07:27:40.040 --> 07:27:42.540 Stay on hacker room, man. Seriously. 07:27:42.540 --> 07:27:45.040 I would have gave up if you just told me to give up. 07:27:45.040 --> 07:27:48.040 When you said to chase him, I can't get to him, bro. 07:27:48.040 --> 07:27:51.040 You fucking idiot. You idiot. 07:27:51.040 --> 07:27:55.640 I'm sorry bro, I don't know what I'm saying. 07:27:55.640 --> 07:27:57.640 Jinxy, can I ask you a question? 07:27:57.640 --> 07:27:58.640 Yes, what's up? 07:27:58.640 --> 07:27:59.640 Okay. 07:27:59.640 --> 07:28:04.240 Do you think the first man that went to the end of the rainbow was the first guy that 07:28:04.240 --> 07:28:08.320 ended up fucking the leprechaun in the ass and sealing all of this pot of gold? 07:28:08.320 --> 07:28:11.120 Yes, the first guy to get there, yeah. 07:28:11.120 --> 07:28:13.080 No, no he wasn't Jinxy. 07:28:13.080 --> 07:28:17.400 But it was the guy that never stopped chasing the end of a rainbow that managed to get that 07:28:17.400 --> 07:28:18.400 leprechaun. 07:28:18.400 --> 07:28:19.680 Does that make sense? 07:28:19.680 --> 07:28:22.560 And it's the same thing with League of Legends, it's not- 07:28:22.560 --> 07:28:25.840 Yo bro, alright, did you just say Leprosy? 07:28:25.840 --> 07:28:30.340 Well, yeah, Leprechaun Ussy, Leprosy. 07:28:30.340 --> 07:28:37.440 It's like, you know how like Thumbboys, it's like Butthole Ussy, like Bussy? 07:28:37.440 --> 07:28:39.440 Bussy, yes, yes. 07:28:39.440 --> 07:28:46.520 Okay, so now Jinxy, while you clear your walls, I want you to start winking your hole. 07:28:46.520 --> 07:28:56.080 Like holding in and then pushing out and you're gonna do this really fast until your asshole 07:28:56.080 --> 07:28:57.080 starts winking. 07:28:57.080 --> 07:28:58.080 Does that make sense? 07:28:58.080 --> 07:29:04.200 Bro did Faker do any of this shit bro? 07:29:04.200 --> 07:29:09.560 Let me ask you a better question, do you think Faker would have ever doubted his coaches 07:29:09.560 --> 07:29:11.800 if he really wanted to become the best? 07:29:11.800 --> 07:29:13.080 No probably not bro no. 07:29:13.080 --> 07:29:15.080 start winking your FUCKING HELL! 07:29:17.080 --> 07:29:19.080 With my finger? 07:29:19.080 --> 07:29:21.080 No dude, you do it internally. 07:29:21.080 --> 07:29:23.080 It's like imagine trying to push and pull. 07:29:26.080 --> 07:29:28.080 So push and pull to my ass? 07:29:28.080 --> 07:29:30.080 Yes, exactly. 07:29:30.080 --> 07:29:32.080 And then it's like it starts winking. 07:29:36.080 --> 07:29:39.080 Let me focus on the game. You already entered me once. Please. 07:29:39.080 --> 07:29:41.080 Please 07:29:41.360 --> 07:29:44.360 Genji, why were you bouncing up and down in your chair? 07:29:44.520 --> 07:29:49.800 Like I'm winking my hole, okay, all right fine. Okay, so listen this one we're gonna do now 07:29:49.800 --> 07:29:54.360 Okay, you're gonna play for the crugs after the crugs and we're gonna have to have you reset and look on the grubs, okay? 07:29:57.040 --> 07:29:59.040 What if I told you don't as I already knew that 07:30:00.640 --> 07:30:05.800 Did you wait did you really okay, so I'm gonna ask you a question. What's the play after grubs doesn't talk to me? 07:30:05.800 --> 07:30:12.800 Well, we have to, we have to like, the reason why you're a Hecarim player bro, is because 07:30:12.800 --> 07:30:15.180 you don't assess what's in front of you. 07:30:15.180 --> 07:30:20.240 The thing is, it changes in the fly dude, I don't know what the next play is. 07:30:20.240 --> 07:30:24.480 It's probably for me gonna be a top gank, cause it's more, oh no, not a top gank, sorry. 07:30:24.480 --> 07:30:27.840 It's probably gonna be Scott, and then I'm just gonna work from this squadron here though. 07:30:27.840 --> 07:30:33.160 Jinxy, you know what it feels like when you talk to me, and you say, oh, a Hecarim player 07:30:33.160 --> 07:30:35.260 and tried like making me understand the game. 07:30:36.460 --> 07:30:36.860 Yes. 07:30:37.260 --> 07:30:41.460 It's like imagine I'm like the karate master and I have my own dojo. 07:30:41.660 --> 07:30:47.260 And then one day this like mentally like a not all their kid with like a white belt 07:30:47.260 --> 07:30:53.060 walks in and because he manages to get one proper fucking like karate chop. 07:30:53.160 --> 07:30:57.460 He thinks that now he's the fucking king shit and he starts challenging the dojo 07:30:57.460 --> 07:30:58.160 sensei. 07:30:58.360 --> 07:31:01.360 But do you know what the dojo sensei has to do now to that guy? 07:31:03.160 --> 07:31:04.960 Hold on coach, I'm mocking you right now. 07:31:04.960 --> 07:31:06.640 Okay, well run away, run away, he's invincible. 07:31:06.640 --> 07:31:10.440 Run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away. 07:31:10.440 --> 07:31:12.600 Okay, I flashed him, okay. 07:31:12.600 --> 07:31:14.760 Okay, now you can turn, just auto. 07:31:14.760 --> 07:31:17.400 You're Q's up in one second, hold Q, hold Q. 07:31:17.400 --> 07:31:19.160 Why didn't you fight? 07:31:19.160 --> 07:31:21.480 I would have died, bro, you're a hacker and player. 07:31:21.480 --> 07:31:23.920 Please let me play the game. 07:31:23.920 --> 07:31:24.840 Jaycee, I'm not even kidding you. 07:31:24.840 --> 07:31:28.000 If I hear you say that one more fucking time, bro, 07:31:28.000 --> 07:31:29.840 Tarjan Springs might not be the only place 07:31:29.840 --> 07:31:31.800 that you have to worry for your life inside of. 07:31:31.800 --> 07:31:33.040 One second, I'm mocking you. 07:31:33.040 --> 07:31:35.040 Oh wait, I almost killed him. 07:31:35.040 --> 07:31:38.040 Bro, listen bro, the player has outgrown the coach, man. 07:31:38.040 --> 07:31:40.720 Like I already, bro, don't ask, bro. 07:31:40.720 --> 07:31:42.520 I'm ready for bronze, man. 07:31:43.520 --> 07:31:45.200 Like, I'm better than you, bro. 07:31:45.200 --> 07:31:46.320 Stay on heck of him. 07:31:47.640 --> 07:31:50.040 Do you wanna one who won me on Warwick out of this game? 07:31:50.040 --> 07:31:50.880 No, no, no, I'm sorry. 07:31:50.880 --> 07:31:51.880 Okay, sir, I'm sorry. 07:31:53.280 --> 07:31:55.240 Jamesy, I'm gonna be honest, listen. 07:31:55.240 --> 07:31:58.080 If you think you're the best dog there is on the Warwick, 07:31:58.080 --> 07:31:59.640 then you better start fucking 07:31:59.640 --> 07:32:01.640 BARKING LIKE ONE, NOW! 07:32:03.040 --> 07:32:06.160 Oh yeah, who's a good boy to have Bart for me? 07:32:06.160 --> 07:32:09.540 BART! BART! BART! 07:32:09.540 --> 07:32:13.040 Oh, I can't do this like that. 07:32:13.040 --> 07:32:18.540 Not nice. Now I feel like a fucking weirdo! 07:32:18.540 --> 07:32:25.540 Cause you stopped! 07:32:25.540 --> 07:32:28.900 Bro, coach, are you sure that faker did that though, man? Seriously? 07:32:28.900 --> 07:32:32.400 Jinksy, Jinksy, Jinksy. Let me ask you a question, okay? 07:32:32.400 --> 07:32:44.400 It's like Albert Einstein asking Socrates if Jeffrey Epstein had to become the best scientist on the planet to learn how to create gravity. 07:32:44.400 --> 07:32:47.400 But that's not how it works bro. It's like- 07:32:47.400 --> 07:32:51.400 Oh fuck. How did we even get to Epstein out of that? 07:32:51.400 --> 07:32:55.400 Because he's the guy that fucking created gravity. 07:32:55.400 --> 07:32:58.400 Wait, what? 07:32:58.400 --> 07:33:00.400 Search it up! 07:33:00.400 --> 07:33:03.820 no he didn't he created awful shit 07:33:03.820 --> 07:33:05.620 dude, dude, jingsy 07:33:05.620 --> 07:33:06.660 just back up 07:33:06.660 --> 07:33:13.860 that guy literally created gravity it's not even it's like well documented in the history books 07:33:13.860 --> 07:33:15.540 hold on coach i'm about to literally carry you again 07:33:15.540 --> 07:33:17.540 okay no no no what you're gonna do is you're gonna back up and you're gonna recall 07:33:17.540 --> 07:33:19.020 i don't wait for my team i know i know 07:33:19.020 --> 07:33:22.100 no you're gonna let your team die let them die let them die let them die 07:33:22.100 --> 07:33:24.260 let them die 07:33:24.260 --> 07:33:25.660 actually never mind you don't have to 07:33:25.660 --> 07:33:29.260 okay go do jagan go do jagan go do jagan 07:33:29.260 --> 07:33:29.860 dude 07:33:29.860 --> 07:33:33.660 Jynxie, GO DRAG! GO DRAG! DRAG! 07:33:34.300 --> 07:33:34.800 Oh my god. 07:33:34.800 --> 07:33:36.300 Nope, I'm mugging you. I don't care. 07:33:45.500 --> 07:33:47.800 Okay, can you at least kill the old man? 07:33:48.580 --> 07:33:50.380 Yo bro, I'm mugging you bro. One moment. 07:33:51.380 --> 07:33:54.960 Jynxie, Jynxie, you cannot just sit in this call 07:33:54.960 --> 07:33:56.960 and every time I tell you to do something 07:33:56.960 --> 07:34:00.240 You just refuse to listen and say you're mocking me. 07:34:00.240 --> 07:34:02.880 That's not how any of this is supposed to work. 07:34:02.880 --> 07:34:05.360 Okay, yes. I'm sorry, bro. 07:34:05.360 --> 07:34:07.920 Like, do you understand what it's like? 07:34:07.920 --> 07:34:12.880 It's like, imagine, a guy gets singing lessons from Michael Jackson, 07:34:12.880 --> 07:34:15.360 and then when Michael Jackson tells him to do something, 07:34:15.360 --> 07:34:17.920 he's like, no, no, no, I'm not gonna do it, bro, I'm mocking you. 07:34:17.920 --> 07:34:23.200 And he just starts fucking like fingering his own ass while he lets out the most blood-curdling yell ever. 07:34:24.000 --> 07:34:26.560 Yo, me how? It's okay. I got it. 07:34:26.960 --> 07:34:34.740 yo me ha oh wait okay smite at 1000 1000 1000 1000 good good smite okay 07:34:34.740 --> 07:34:41.420 press E you're gonna die anyways but it's okay good okay so JNC whenever you 07:34:41.420 --> 07:34:48.340 die but you make a worth play you need a all chat right now worth comma scumbags 07:34:48.340 --> 07:34:50.340 worth, comma, scum 07:34:50.340 --> 07:34:57.900 okay so now the enemy team knows where they stand so they know now it's like 07:34:57.900 --> 07:35:02.300 damn like even if they got the kill they're still nothing more than like the 07:35:02.300 --> 07:35:11.660 dirt on the corner of your shoe does that make sense yes I can hear you 07:35:11.660 --> 07:35:13.660 Aye aye captain. 07:35:13.660 --> 07:35:15.660 Whooo. 07:35:15.660 --> 07:35:17.660 Lips in a pineapple under the- 07:35:17.660 --> 07:35:19.660 No! 07:35:19.660 --> 07:35:21.660 I said apart! 07:35:21.660 --> 07:35:23.660 I said apart! 07:35:23.660 --> 07:35:25.660 Lips in a pineapple under the sea. 07:35:25.660 --> 07:35:27.660 Spongebob Squarepants. 07:35:27.660 --> 07:35:29.660 Annoying and yellow and porous. 07:35:29.660 --> 07:35:31.660 Is he? 07:35:31.660 --> 07:35:33.660 Suns bob squarepants. 07:35:33.660 --> 07:35:35.660 No, not Sange Bob! 07:35:35.660 --> 07:35:37.660 Spongebob! 07:35:37.660 --> 07:35:39.660 Annoying and yellow and porous. 07:35:39.660 --> 07:35:42.660 annoying and yellow and porous is he? 07:35:42.660 --> 07:35:45.660 SpongeBob SquarePants 07:35:45.660 --> 07:35:47.660 If not a cool nonsense be something you wish 07:35:47.660 --> 07:35:49.660 SpongeBob SquarePants 07:35:49.660 --> 07:35:51.660 That's a motherf- 07:35:51.660 --> 07:35:53.660 I'm like a fish 07:35:53.660 --> 07:35:56.660 Okay, Jynxie, you just stole my line again 07:35:56.660 --> 07:35:59.660 so you can decide your own punishment now 07:35:59.660 --> 07:36:02.660 Um, can I meow this time? 07:36:02.660 --> 07:36:05.660 Only if you do it very sensually 07:36:05.660 --> 07:36:07.660 Okay, you know what bro, Faker did not 07:36:07.660 --> 07:36:10.460 No, no, no. Faker did not do this, man. 07:36:10.460 --> 07:36:12.460 Okay, well, let me ask you a question. Faker did not do this. 07:36:12.460 --> 07:36:14.960 Do you have proof that he didn't do this? 07:36:18.960 --> 07:36:21.460 Okay, that's actually a good fucking point. No. 07:36:21.460 --> 07:36:25.660 Like, Jinxie, listen, if you don't have proof that someone did something, right, 07:36:25.660 --> 07:36:29.160 and there's also no proof that they didn't do something, 07:36:29.160 --> 07:36:33.460 then there's a 50-50% chance that what you're saying is true. 07:36:33.460 --> 07:36:42.160 That's why when someone inserts a game and you randomly call them a pedophile, it's like you're flipping a coin as to whether or not what you're saying is a logistic fact. 07:36:42.160 --> 07:36:43.360 Does that make sense? 07:36:43.360 --> 07:36:46.360 Yes. Okay, so it's sort of hearsay is what you're saying, man. 07:36:46.360 --> 07:36:50.160 Well, no, it's not hearsay, Jinxie. It's a logical conclusion. 07:36:50.160 --> 07:36:54.860 Because either you did it or you didn't do it. It's a 50% chance. 07:36:55.860 --> 07:36:59.660 Hold on, coach. I'm mocking you. One second. You're going to watch this. 07:36:59.660 --> 07:37:06.940 dude okay can you press w press w and then why you afk what the fuck press r 07:37:09.580 --> 07:37:17.100 hold q hold on coach i'm mocking you you're not even pressing q your q is flash hold q 07:37:17.900 --> 07:37:22.460 hold on coach i'm mocking you jinxie what the fuck are you mocking when you don't even use your 07:37:22.460 --> 07:37:44.020 What's your cue for the first 30 seconds of that fight? 07:37:52.460 --> 07:37:54.520 you 07:38:22.460 --> 07:38:24.520 you 07:38:52.460 --> 07:38:54.520 you 07:39:22.460 --> 07:39:24.520 you 07:39:52.460 --> 07:39:54.520 you 07:40:22.460 --> 07:40:24.520 you 07:40:52.460 --> 07:41:14.920 It takes them months to get back to where they started because League of Legends isn't 07:41:14.920 --> 07:41:17.520 just a learning process. 07:41:17.520 --> 07:41:21.320 It's a war against you. 07:41:21.320 --> 07:41:26.160 It will tear away your soul, it will tear away your mind, it will tear away the fabric 07:41:26.160 --> 07:41:29.040 of your being. 07:41:29.040 --> 07:41:36.840 And you're at a point right now, Jeng-si, where three weeks in, against all odds, you 07:41:36.840 --> 07:41:41.580 are about to outrank where you first started your journey. 07:41:41.580 --> 07:41:47.640 You are about to sit here and do something that nobody thought you would do. 07:41:47.640 --> 07:41:52.320 And that's actually be able to get somewhere. 07:41:52.320 --> 07:42:00.160 This Jinxie for Iron One, isn't the first step of your journey. 07:42:00.160 --> 07:42:02.200 It isn't. 07:42:02.200 --> 07:42:05.000 It's the precursor for it. 07:42:05.000 --> 07:42:10.200 This is where the journey looks like it will begin. 07:42:10.200 --> 07:42:13.420 Because for you, the journey starts when you hit bronze. 07:42:13.420 --> 07:42:16.120 It continues when you hit silver. 07:42:16.120 --> 07:42:22.480 climaxes upon completion of gold and platinum and then as you look down at 07:42:22.480 --> 07:42:27.520 all the people around you that you've bested that you've slaughtered and that 07:42:27.520 --> 07:42:35.000 you've outranked and as Ludwig looks up at you with fear in his eyes realizing 07:42:35.000 --> 07:42:41.360 that he got mugged yet again at yet another game then you can realize that 07:42:41.360 --> 07:42:50.600 that you are now the top dog, the 2023 gamer of the fucking YEAR! 07:42:51.600 --> 07:42:53.600 YOU are that! 07:42:55.040 --> 07:42:59.120 But, Jinxie, this journey isn't just about being the 2023 gamer of the year. 07:42:59.120 --> 07:43:01.120 Don't forget to press W. 07:43:01.680 --> 07:43:04.160 It's about going for more than that, Jinxie. 07:43:04.160 --> 07:43:08.160 Because so help me God for all that it is worth. 07:43:08.160 --> 07:43:17.360 If you hit Diamond in League of Legends by the end of this year, I guarantee you that you won't just be the 22 and E3 game of the year anymore. 07:43:17.360 --> 07:43:23.560 You're gonna be the fucking 2x 2026 as well! 07:43:23.560 --> 07:43:25.560 Do you understand? 07:43:25.560 --> 07:43:27.560 Yes, Captain. 07:43:27.560 --> 07:43:32.160 Alright, so now what you're gonna do is don't forget how your E works. 07:43:32.160 --> 07:43:40.960 The way it works is you're going to press your Q on the camp, and then you E where your Q lines, so like Q now, you can Q now, Q now, on the camp, and then you E on the big one. 07:43:40.960 --> 07:43:43.680 So you only ever want to use your E once, okay? 07:43:43.680 --> 07:43:50.640 So I want you to just like hover the Q range as well before you use it, just so you can get like an idea of how long the Q range is. 07:43:50.640 --> 07:43:54.240 So when you're walking towards your right, I want you to click it and then just like drag it out all the way. 07:43:54.240 --> 07:43:56.480 Yep, I'll just try. Okay, nevermind. 07:43:56.480 --> 07:44:02.000 Okay, because GenC, don't forget, your Q range right now, it goes to about the middle of that 07:44:02.000 --> 07:44:08.080 bush that you see right there, okay? So the thing is that you can actually pull camps with your Q, 07:44:08.080 --> 07:44:12.400 so that they run towards you faster, which increases your clear speed. But you're not 07:44:12.400 --> 07:44:18.640 using your W. You need to be using your W here. So now walk to your Krugs, your Krugs, your Krugs, 07:44:18.640 --> 07:44:22.240 nope, not the Krugs, the Krugs, and then you're going to Q and you're going to E over the wall, 07:44:22.240 --> 07:44:26.000 because you can actually Q and then E over the wall. So Q where the big Krug would be, 07:44:26.000 --> 07:44:33.000 There you go. So, Jinxie, you need to get it out of your system that you're constantly going for these like double E's. 07:44:33.000 --> 07:44:37.000 You only ever want to E once on the big target, okay? 07:44:37.000 --> 07:44:38.000 Got it. 07:44:38.000 --> 07:44:42.000 Okay, so now I want you to press W and just like finish this camp. 07:44:42.000 --> 07:44:44.000 Okay, number one. Okay, now go to the... 07:44:44.000 --> 07:44:50.000 Okay, so on Diana, you're going to max your Q, then your W, then your E, okay? 07:44:50.000 --> 07:44:52.000 We'll be understanding. 07:44:52.000 --> 07:44:55.080 Alright, so now go for this crab, this is free. 07:44:55.080 --> 07:45:00.920 You can use your E, but remember, any time you see that you use your Q, okay now, you 07:45:00.920 --> 07:45:05.900 want to only use your E when you land your Q, okay, so recall, just recall. 07:45:05.900 --> 07:45:09.300 Because your Q is going to put a little light thing on top of them. 07:45:09.300 --> 07:45:12.460 So when you E afterwards, you're going to buy that dusk and dawn item, so just right-click 07:45:12.460 --> 07:45:15.140 dusk and dawn. 07:45:15.140 --> 07:45:18.700 So now, Jinxie, I want you to just hover really far away from your character model, and I want 07:45:18.700 --> 07:45:21.700 you to just press Q, just so you can see what the range is. 07:45:21.700 --> 07:45:26.300 see and it goes even further than that like it goes way further like I want you 07:45:26.300 --> 07:45:30.660 to do it again like go on the top of your screen and press Q top of your 07:45:30.660 --> 07:45:36.820 screen and press Q I do on the ground see like that now now you can eat okay 07:45:36.820 --> 07:45:41.260 so you didn't eat fast enough so back up a bit there you go because the thing is 07:45:41.260 --> 07:45:45.140 that you want to queue and then you want to eat right before it expires think of 07:45:45.140 --> 07:45:50.980 it like you remember on Master Yi you Q and E at the same time yeah Diana is the 07:45:50.980 --> 07:45:55.140 same thing. So getting better at Diana will also make you better at Master Yi. So you're 07:45:55.140 --> 07:46:00.340 going to Q here. Remember, you always Q from far away so that you can pull the cam first. 07:46:00.340 --> 07:46:04.860 Now W, don't forget your W. You're always forgetting your W. Make sure you use it. So 07:46:04.860 --> 07:46:05.860 the way that Diana- 07:46:05.860 --> 07:46:09.020 I got my Q's, my Q's, a ranged attack, and what does my E do? My E dash? 07:46:09.020 --> 07:46:13.060 Yeah, your E is a dash. Now, Jinx, the thing about it that you have to understand, though, 07:46:13.060 --> 07:46:17.900 is that Diana's passive works in a way where when she uses an ability, she gets attacked 07:46:17.900 --> 07:46:23.360 faster for five seconds. So normally how you want to do it is you Q E N and then 07:46:23.360 --> 07:46:27.800 you're gonna auto attack three times then you're gonna press W and then 07:46:27.800 --> 07:46:32.120 afterwards you're just gonna Q and up or it's up. But you're E twice do. What does that do? 07:46:32.120 --> 07:46:36.800 It puts it on cooldown. Like you do not want to use your E twice because it's a 07:46:36.800 --> 07:46:41.520 20 second cooldown. Now walk bot. You can walk bot this free gank. What's your own? 07:46:41.520 --> 07:46:47.160 What's your own? Okay so here Jinxie. I want you to... okay just keep running. Run away. 07:46:47.160 --> 07:46:49.820 You don't want this one gone. You have to flash away 07:46:50.640 --> 07:46:56.280 Flash away. This is good. Now Q the Warwick so that he can catch up to you. Have you Q him and then walk to your tower? 07:46:57.680 --> 07:46:59.680 Run away, just run away run away 07:47:00.920 --> 07:47:03.600 Okay, press W the second it's up W the second it's up 07:47:09.400 --> 07:47:13.380 Okay, yeah, this character sucks, dude, I just missed a Q 07:47:13.380 --> 07:47:19.100 Yeah, but that doesn't mean it's a character. That's a problem. Diana is in what's making miss accuse, right? 07:47:20.100 --> 07:47:24.800 Well, yeah, but I didn't know you could miss a cue. I like to miss the cue. Oh, well, yeah 07:47:24.800 --> 07:47:31.040 That's called a skill shot. Jinxie. It's like think of it like this a skill shot is like a gun, right? 07:47:31.040 --> 07:47:35.740 If you walk into a random parking lot and you start just firing everywhere, then yeah 07:47:35.740 --> 07:47:38.720 The gun was deadly, but if you just keep it a whole sir, right? 07:47:38.720 --> 07:47:42.600 And you only use it if there's a bad guy then it was worth it. Does that make sense? 07:47:42.600 --> 07:47:44.980 It's the same thing with your abilities on League of Legends 07:47:45.040 --> 07:47:49.120 Your abilities are weapons and you have to actually use them properly does that make sense? 07:47:49.680 --> 07:47:51.680 Sure, okay 07:47:52.320 --> 07:47:54.320 Okay, so not 07:47:56.120 --> 07:47:59.920 No, she doesn't suck brah I got a pen to kill last night with her yesterday 07:48:02.960 --> 07:48:06.640 So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the top the bar folk here QM and E 07:48:06.640 --> 07:48:12.900 GenC, I want to see QE, like it should always be a thing of QE and you shouldn't have to look at your keyboard 07:48:12.900 --> 07:48:17.160 You should know where these abilities are on your like fingers already, right? 07:48:17.920 --> 07:48:19.720 Now W. Wait, so 07:48:19.720 --> 07:48:26.920 You know how I get that I go EE and I get the 20 seconds. What do I if I go E then E later on like 07:48:27.400 --> 07:48:33.760 No, so yeah, so your E only goes on cooldown if they don't have that little white 07:48:33.760 --> 07:48:37.360 that little lightning on top of their head. 07:48:37.360 --> 07:48:39.480 So you have to always Q then E. 07:48:39.480 --> 07:48:42.760 You do not ever use your E unless you use your Q first. 07:48:42.760 --> 07:48:43.600 You understand? 07:48:43.600 --> 07:48:45.280 Now what does my R do, Kitten? 07:48:45.280 --> 07:48:47.520 Your R pulls everyone into you 07:48:47.520 --> 07:48:48.760 and it does more damage 07:48:48.760 --> 07:48:50.760 based on the amount of people you put in. 07:48:52.600 --> 07:48:54.600 Should I put this Warwick into a coffin? 07:48:54.600 --> 07:48:55.440 No, not yet. 07:48:55.440 --> 07:48:57.320 You can't find him, he's too broken. 07:48:57.320 --> 07:48:58.640 Now, Jinxie, don't forget, 07:48:58.640 --> 07:49:00.600 you could be hitting these camps 07:49:00.600 --> 07:49:02.160 with your Q from way further 07:49:02.160 --> 07:49:05.000 And if you do, it actually makes your clear speed better. 07:49:05.000 --> 07:49:09.360 Do not use your E a second time when you farm, ever. 07:49:09.360 --> 07:49:10.200 Okay? 07:49:11.040 --> 07:49:13.160 Like you need to have good habits. 07:49:13.160 --> 07:49:15.020 Okay, so when this is up, you're gonna Q. 07:49:15.020 --> 07:49:16.480 So I wanna get in the rhythm of it. 07:49:16.480 --> 07:49:19.940 Q, auto attack, auto attack, auto attack, then W. 07:49:19.940 --> 07:49:20.780 Now W. 07:49:22.320 --> 07:49:23.320 Now Q? 07:49:23.320 --> 07:49:24.720 Q, no, okay. 07:49:24.720 --> 07:49:28.480 So remember, Jinxie, you only ever E after you Q. 07:49:28.480 --> 07:49:29.920 Only E after Q. 07:49:29.920 --> 07:49:30.880 Repeat after me. 07:49:30.880 --> 07:49:32.320 I will only after Q. 07:49:32.320 --> 07:49:34.480 I will only ever E after Q. 07:49:34.480 --> 07:49:35.640 Exactly, yes. 07:49:35.640 --> 07:49:39.840 So now walk to your Krugs, and then Q, E them instantly. 07:49:39.840 --> 07:49:41.000 I want you to do it instantly. 07:49:41.000 --> 07:49:42.320 Q and then E the big one. 07:49:42.320 --> 07:49:43.440 There you go, that's good. 07:49:43.440 --> 07:49:45.800 Now W, don't forget your W. 07:49:45.800 --> 07:49:49.040 Because it's always Q, E, wait a bit, W. 07:49:51.920 --> 07:49:53.520 Okay, I know you're gonna recall. 07:49:53.520 --> 07:49:54.520 You're gonna recall. 07:49:57.080 --> 07:49:59.080 Looks like we're losing, sir. 07:49:59.080 --> 07:49:59.920 No, you're not. 07:49:59.920 --> 07:50:06.340 Yes, yes in the lobby bitch. No, that's all that matters. So now right-click your dusk and on again, and now run to the void grubs 07:50:06.400 --> 07:50:08.400 Let's go 07:50:11.200 --> 07:50:13.300 Okay, jinx I want you to understand something, okay 07:50:13.880 --> 07:50:17.760 Nobody believes that you can actually use that in this kit properly except for me 07:50:17.920 --> 07:50:25.040 So I don't want you to let me down. You're gonna only e after you queue and you're gonna not forget about your w, okay? 07:50:25.040 --> 07:50:33.080 and use your Q from like a far range so like here for example join over the warwick you're 07:50:33.080 --> 07:50:39.600 gonna kill him go for him walk up nice go for this nice nice smite him smite smite smite 07:50:39.600 --> 07:50:48.160 fff nice you see that yeah yes and I'll kill this so Jinxie there I'll tell you something 07:50:48.160 --> 07:50:55.320 crazier you even miss your Q and you still want that now use your W use your W now your 07:50:55.320 --> 07:51:00.920 Q works in an arc so I want you to Q that void grab the furthest away from you the furthest 07:51:00.920 --> 07:51:05.920 one away from you yep no that's the closest one okay never mind well we're not gonna go 07:51:05.920 --> 07:51:08.760 that end up so now press W and now Q 07:51:08.760 --> 07:51:12.720 I'm typing jungler death sorry yep no it's all good no that was good that was very good 07:51:12.720 --> 07:51:16.600 so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna go for this crab but I want you to Q from 07:51:16.600 --> 07:51:20.900 far away remember Q from far away Q now Q now but you can do it from even further 07:51:20.900 --> 07:51:29.180 jinx he like okay now I want to fight him you can fight him fight him press Q 07:51:29.180 --> 07:51:38.140 flash away you missed your Q oh wow okay nice good okay now jinx you're gonna 07:51:38.140 --> 07:51:41.260 have to run away just run away run away run away run away you might you might be 07:52:11.260 --> 07:52:19.100 The last one the literal last one commonly built. It's a literal lot. No commonly built well, but yep 07:52:19.300 --> 07:52:21.720 Oh, no, okay. Wow, but you mean wow 07:52:25.500 --> 07:52:28.380 What the fuck are you talking about man, I mean wow 07:52:31.580 --> 07:52:35.500 Mog work twice you show me a little love god damn it 07:52:36.780 --> 07:52:38.780 Fucking hide me up man. Jesus 07:52:38.780 --> 07:52:47.380 Okay, look James I'm gonna be honest the only reason I'm not screaming every time you get a kill is because I don't know why but whenever I've been screaming for the last like 07:52:47.580 --> 07:52:53.620 10 minutes my I get this weird feeling in my chest, so I have to like relax a little bit 07:52:54.500 --> 07:52:58.460 Okay, I got it got it got it. Okay, so now you're gonna cue this and then you're gonna eat now 07:52:58.460 --> 07:53:04.620 Remember you're gonna always cue from far away, and then you're gonna eat alright, and then don't forget about your W 07:53:04.620 --> 07:53:09.500 Like go your W is like the neglected middle child right now. You got to give him some lover 07:53:09.500 --> 07:53:12.220 He's gonna turn out into a serial killer or a prostitute 07:53:13.220 --> 07:53:18.200 All right. Okay. Yes. All right, so now Q and then W W. Don't forget about W 07:53:18.420 --> 07:53:23.840 No, you cannot forget about W. All right, and now go okay now go to the Raptors the Raptors 07:53:23.840 --> 07:53:36.560 So now, GenC, when you get close enough that you think, like here, here you can cue, nice, 07:53:36.560 --> 07:53:42.280 now E. So now GenC, don't forget you want to eat from max range because now look, your 07:53:42.280 --> 07:53:44.320 ears are on cooldown because you didn't use it fast enough. 07:53:44.320 --> 07:53:46.360 You need to be faster, GenC. 07:53:46.360 --> 07:53:50.380 It's like, okay, think of your Q and E like you're edging a nut. 07:53:50.380 --> 07:53:53.780 If you hold onto your edge for too long, what happens? 07:53:53.780 --> 07:53:58.480 Um, I'm not able to do that, bro. 07:53:58.480 --> 07:53:59.480 I'm gonna be... 07:53:59.480 --> 07:54:00.480 No, this is good. 07:54:00.480 --> 07:54:02.800 Just press up, you press up, you press up, you press up, you press up, you press up, 07:54:02.800 --> 07:54:03.800 press up, and you are... 07:54:03.800 --> 07:54:04.800 Yes, and now Q. 07:54:04.800 --> 07:54:05.800 Q? 07:54:05.800 --> 07:54:06.800 Yes? 07:54:06.800 --> 07:54:07.800 No! 07:54:07.800 --> 07:54:08.800 Nice! 07:54:08.800 --> 07:54:09.800 Wait, this character is broken! 07:54:09.800 --> 07:54:10.800 I told you! 07:54:10.800 --> 07:54:11.800 Now go bot! 07:54:11.800 --> 07:54:12.800 Go bot! 07:54:12.800 --> 07:54:13.800 Control Q, go bot! 07:54:13.800 --> 07:54:17.440 Okay, they're running away, so let's recall. 07:54:17.440 --> 07:54:18.440 Recall, recall. 07:54:18.440 --> 07:54:19.440 No, it's gonna get dragon, man! 07:54:19.440 --> 07:54:21.920 Drag you can't get dragon bro, cuz it's not 07:54:25.440 --> 07:54:30.520 It's okay, so now you're gonna buy the rocket belt, but dude I told you like this champ is good 07:54:30.520 --> 07:54:34.000 That's why I want you to play more by the merch threads on your next back 07:54:34.000 --> 07:54:38.080 So walk through the top crab top crab. So why am I telling you to go top crab here? 07:54:38.840 --> 07:54:44.360 Cuz I need to go top about full clear until that quadrant. I can go top crab quadrant down to the other quadrant 07:54:44.720 --> 07:54:46.720 Exactly. Yes. There you go 07:54:46.720 --> 07:54:54.000 Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the gromp or the crab. We're gonna look on the crab here, okay? 07:54:59.000 --> 07:55:06.660 Now W do not use your E again until you Q again, alright, and now walk top go top top looks like if he killed to me 07:55:08.160 --> 07:55:10.160 Yeah, he's that on my screen 07:55:10.160 --> 07:55:15.440 You're fucking goddamn right he is now. Okay. Go behind the turd behind the turd here that bush here, right? 07:55:15.440 --> 07:55:20.460 Yes, and now find him. Okay. Sorry dad. What's the enemy Krugs? Maybe you can get an invade. He's already dead 07:55:21.420 --> 07:55:24.760 See if you can find an invade on the Krugs. Are they up? Are they up? Nice. Take them 07:55:24.840 --> 07:55:31.560 So now QE remember QE Jinxie. I wanted to be muscle memory QE and then after it's W again 07:55:31.560 --> 07:55:38.520 You're forgetting W Jinxie. Do you want your middle child to be dead in a ditch of a heroin addiction? Yes or no? 07:55:38.520 --> 07:55:43.520 Then start using your fucking W, man! Please! 07:55:43.520 --> 07:55:45.520 Okay, yes. Yes. 07:55:45.520 --> 07:55:48.520 It's for Iron One! Take it serious! 07:55:48.520 --> 07:55:53.520 Okay, now go for the Raptors. Q-E. Good. 07:55:53.520 --> 07:55:58.520 Now go for the Mausaur kill. Walk behind. The bush, you're right. The bush, you're right. 07:55:58.520 --> 07:56:02.520 Okay, now on. Yep. Okay, there you go. Bush, you're right. 07:56:02.520 --> 07:56:05.520 So now, okay, he's already dead. Nice. Walk to his wombs. Take his entire jungle. 07:56:05.520 --> 07:56:11.060 jungle you want all of this it all fucking belongs to you now to the wolves now now now 07:56:11.060 --> 07:56:16.420 because remember your QS a long range bro your QS a long range you want to use that 07:56:16.420 --> 07:56:20.600 range to your advantage it's like a match in right now jing see your boxer and 07:56:20.600 --> 07:56:27.300 okay nice I want you to press R press R okay and now Q Q Q instantly and then 07:56:27.300 --> 07:56:36.960 W you might die here but it's just because the same sir okay yeah no that's 07:56:36.960 --> 07:56:40.840 fine that's fine you're gonna learn the time so my mercury struts so I want you 07:56:40.840 --> 07:56:48.680 to undo undo undo okay undo again undo again now I want you to right-click on 07:56:48.680 --> 07:56:56.100 that little sperm cell in your inventory little sperm cell no wow undo I did 07:56:56.100 --> 07:57:02.060 Mercury chance. Yeah, bro. Do you want to get knocked out man? I did Mercury chance. What's your deal? And your inventory? Wow 07:57:05.380 --> 07:57:10.340 No to the right to the right right bro, oh my fucking god 07:57:17.660 --> 07:57:21.000 You know, I'm not no fuck that fuck I 07:57:21.860 --> 07:57:24.320 Mean the flio spit it out man. Damn 07:57:24.320 --> 07:57:28.560 I do it and then you say no wow 07:57:30.400 --> 07:57:32.400 Like bro, do you want to be like punch? 07:57:34.000 --> 07:57:38.960 This is my iron one game, and I'm losing a fucking burning time look at these stupid ass boots 07:57:39.320 --> 07:57:44.960 Okay, look it's fine. Okay. Hey thing the war listen what I want to do is go go to the crab just go the crab go to the crab 07:57:47.280 --> 07:57:52.480 That's a double kill on my screen man, you're fucking goddamn right it is kill the war kill the work. Oh 07:57:52.480 --> 07:57:58.480 Oh, okay, so back up, flash away, just flash away, flash away, flash away, flash for flash. 07:57:58.480 --> 07:58:01.480 Yeah, it's perfect. 07:58:07.480 --> 07:58:13.480 Okay, so GenC, your Q has a long range, and the thing is that it's a skill shot. 07:58:13.480 --> 07:58:19.480 It's good that you're finally learning the skill shots, because it's going to actually help you a lot in general league mechanics, okay? 07:58:19.480 --> 07:58:23.680 So you always want to throw your Q where you see that you think they're gonna walk 07:58:23.680 --> 07:58:27.240 It's like imagine pre-firing where you think they're gonna move. Does that make sense? 07:58:31.480 --> 07:58:34.640 Dude, do you want to get fucking punched why the fuck are you saying wow? 07:58:40.040 --> 07:58:45.560 Yeah, pre-fire the Q okay got it okay, so now what you're gonna do is out of base you're gonna look on the blue 07:58:45.560 --> 07:58:47.720 And then after the blue you're gonna look on the crab 07:58:49.480 --> 07:58:55.600 Okay, so now you're going to play for the W. Nice, good. 07:58:55.600 --> 07:58:57.080 So you're already getting the hang of it. 07:58:57.080 --> 07:58:59.320 So now use your Q and then you can E again. 07:58:59.320 --> 07:59:00.560 See just like that. 07:59:00.560 --> 07:59:04.520 Now go for the Gromp again, Q and then E. 07:59:04.520 --> 07:59:08.680 Because like Jinxie, when you throw your Q such low range, it's like you're a boxer 07:59:08.680 --> 07:59:12.880 with a 6 inch reach, but you're only punching 3 inches in front of you. 07:59:12.880 --> 07:59:13.880 Does that make sense? 07:59:13.880 --> 07:59:16.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not using your full length span. 07:59:16.320 --> 07:59:17.320 Exactly. 07:59:17.320 --> 07:59:21.340 the time don't actually queue closer model because it's gonna go max range 07:59:21.340 --> 07:59:26.100 anyways so like here for example just queue there you go and now just help you 07:59:26.100 --> 07:59:30.180 so remember if your light isn't on the thing like if you don't mind your queue 07:59:30.180 --> 07:59:36.740 on it do not either it or else your your cooldown doesn't get reset see good 07:59:36.740 --> 07:59:41.420 that's what we want to see exactly now w w don't forget about w and then you're 07:59:41.420 --> 07:59:44.460 gonna walk straight bot and you're gonna take all those minions now why is 07:59:44.460 --> 07:59:46.900 guys jit again and take all those minions 07:59:46.900 --> 07:59:49.900 my teammates are iran and they suck and they don't deserve gold 07:59:49.900 --> 07:59:53.220 exactly yes that's what i'd like to fucking hear bro 07:59:53.220 --> 07:59:56.500 that's confidence 07:59:56.500 --> 08:00:02.500 i'll take the next wave too 08:00:02.500 --> 08:00:06.420 now tell the zyra to eat a dick while you're going to hit the inner turret 08:00:06.420 --> 08:00:08.020 oh wait actually nevermind you can't type that 08:00:08.020 --> 08:00:10.100 okay wait you're gonna have to fight this here 08:00:10.100 --> 08:00:11.700 loke you can win it 08:00:11.700 --> 08:00:13.500 walk up 08:00:13.500 --> 08:00:17.740 Okay, chew her, chew her, chew her, chew her, chew her, okay? 08:00:17.740 --> 08:00:20.980 Now back up, don't go, don't go, there, she's actually fed us fuck, holy shit, that was 08:00:20.980 --> 08:00:21.980 a lot of damage. 08:00:21.980 --> 08:00:26.740 Okay, so you're gonna have to back off here. 08:00:26.740 --> 08:00:28.900 What the fuck? 08:00:28.900 --> 08:00:32.780 Yeah, so now you're just gonna recall. 08:00:32.780 --> 08:00:38.700 So now right click on your rocket belt again, you can buy it, yep, right there, good. 08:00:38.700 --> 08:00:41.860 And then what you're gonna do is your next item, you're gonna buy Spirit Visage. 08:00:41.860 --> 08:00:45.700 So Diana is fun because you can actually build her with tank items and it's very good. 08:00:45.700 --> 08:00:48.620 So now Jayne, see I wanted to watch this to this little corner right there. 08:00:48.620 --> 08:00:50.100 No, no, no, back to your walls. 08:00:50.100 --> 08:00:51.780 You see this little corner? 08:00:51.780 --> 08:00:53.620 And then Q to the wolf camp. 08:00:53.620 --> 08:00:56.100 Oh, okay, nevermind. 08:00:56.100 --> 08:01:02.100 Okay, so now go for the red buff and then after the, okay, so no, no, the raptor's on 08:01:02.100 --> 08:01:03.100 up. 08:01:03.100 --> 08:01:05.100 So now you're going to Q the red buff and then after you're going to E. 08:01:11.860 --> 08:01:20.740 Well, I think my team is losing their mains. 08:01:20.740 --> 08:01:25.780 Okay, so listen, go for the wolves and then after the wolves get the gromp and then the 08:01:25.780 --> 08:01:27.380 topgrab, okay? 08:01:27.380 --> 08:01:31.500 Remember to use your E and remember to use your W as well. 08:01:31.500 --> 08:01:32.500 So now go for the gromp. 08:01:32.500 --> 08:01:33.500 Now, go on top. 08:01:33.500 --> 08:01:34.500 Go on top. 08:01:34.500 --> 08:01:35.500 Okay. 08:01:35.500 --> 08:01:36.500 Ah, close. 08:01:36.500 --> 08:01:40.220 So see, like, now you're getting used to the range. 08:01:40.220 --> 08:01:43.540 you know that it wasn't like that like uh... 08:01:43.540 --> 08:01:45.640 that close but it's actually i mean 08:01:45.640 --> 08:01:50.740 so now go go to the go to talk about talk about 08:01:50.740 --> 08:01:51.640 what is that 08:01:51.640 --> 08:01:53.100 no yeah back up back up 08:01:53.100 --> 08:01:56.180 you might not hear 08:01:56.180 --> 08:01:58.880 my uh... pieces you need to 08:01:58.880 --> 08:02:02.980 yeah and then you got it's on by the enemy that's actually crazy 08:02:02.980 --> 08:02:09.980 so now go talk you're gonna go talk here go talk and take the top wave 08:02:10.220 --> 08:02:12.220 That doesn't reach far at all, man. 08:02:12.220 --> 08:02:14.220 No, it does, but it's like medium range. 08:02:14.220 --> 08:02:16.220 You can't fucking queue from Narnia. 08:02:17.220 --> 08:02:19.220 So now, Jinx, I want you to type sorry. 08:02:19.220 --> 08:02:22.220 No, it's fine. Just type sorry because you're going to pretend to feel bad. 08:02:22.220 --> 08:02:24.220 Press B and press sorry. 08:02:24.220 --> 08:02:25.220 Yep, now press B. 08:02:25.220 --> 08:02:26.220 Pretend to feel bad? 08:02:26.220 --> 08:02:29.220 Yeah, so that's like a pro league advice. 08:02:29.220 --> 08:02:33.220 You can steal your laner's resources and then afterwards say you're sorry 08:02:33.220 --> 08:02:36.220 so that you gas like them into thinking that you didn't mean to do it 08:02:36.220 --> 08:02:38.220 when you did mean to do it. 08:02:38.220 --> 08:02:43.760 Now walk out of base because it's going to take too long to search it up and then press P and search of spared visage 08:02:44.340 --> 08:02:46.340 Just search of spirit 08:02:46.740 --> 08:02:50.500 All right now left click it. That's gonna be the next time you build press escape 08:02:52.220 --> 08:02:57.160 Okay, so now Q E on the Krugs good see good range actually good range 08:02:59.660 --> 08:03:05.060 Okay, so now go shit, but but but but but but your team got nice. Yeah, what are you saying? 08:03:05.060 --> 08:03:07.060 I feel minions I 08:03:07.220 --> 08:03:11.980 Apologize like I feel them on purpose and then apologize on purpose to make them think I'm sorry to gaslight them 08:03:11.980 --> 08:03:18.540 Yes, exactly. Yes, it's like think of it like imagine you you walk up to someone and you fucking like punch them in the head 08:03:18.540 --> 08:03:23.060 Right, and then you say oh didn't see it there, but it's like you did see them. You know what I mean? 08:03:23.540 --> 08:03:27.640 Yes, okay, so now hit the turret by back above the minimum wave tank first good 08:03:28.580 --> 08:03:31.500 No, you can hit it. You get jinks. You don't need to cut this 08:03:35.060 --> 08:03:38.060 What the fuck was that? 08:03:38.060 --> 08:03:41.060 Sorry, Coach. 08:03:41.060 --> 08:03:43.060 No, don't say sorry! 08:03:43.060 --> 08:03:45.060 What the fuck was that? 08:03:45.060 --> 08:03:48.060 Okay, now I want to cue the Elisa in on a way. 08:03:48.060 --> 08:03:50.060 It's not flash way, flash way, flash way. 08:03:50.060 --> 08:03:53.060 I forgot when I attacked somebody to turret. 08:03:53.060 --> 08:03:58.060 Oh, I forgot when I attacked somebody to turn range, the turret focuses on me. 08:03:58.060 --> 08:04:00.060 Okay, do you want to hear something crazy? 08:04:00.060 --> 08:04:01.060 It's broken. 08:04:01.060 --> 08:04:02.060 Yes, what's up? 08:04:02.060 --> 08:04:04.820 So if you would have actually hit the turret right away, 08:04:04.820 --> 08:04:07.420 it would have been dead by the time that Elise gets there. 08:04:10.660 --> 08:04:12.380 So now right click this for a visage. 08:04:12.380 --> 08:04:13.420 Just right click the item. 08:04:13.420 --> 08:04:15.140 You get it, there you go, perfect. 08:04:15.140 --> 08:04:17.580 So now walk to the dragon out of base, okay? 08:04:24.140 --> 08:04:27.140 Okay, so now GenC, let me ask you a question. 08:04:27.140 --> 08:04:29.820 What is the first item in your inventory right now 08:04:29.820 --> 08:04:31.620 when you look at it and you see it? 08:04:32.060 --> 08:04:34.700 Faded steel caps. Okay. What do they look like? 08:04:35.700 --> 08:04:40.300 Red boots. Okay. Now if you were Darth Ma, where would you buy those? 08:04:45.220 --> 08:04:49.620 Okay, so now what this are gonna do, I want you to look on the the dragon here, okay? 08:04:52.220 --> 08:04:58.240 Now back up there's a team of shim. He's placing bombs. We need to dodge the bombs. He's no drone over the side 08:04:58.240 --> 08:05:03.160 Let's see what's happening here your team is probably gonna look for a fight and flash and then smite it if you trust me 08:05:03.700 --> 08:05:05.700 Okay, I'll trust you 08:05:05.880 --> 08:05:09.560 Do you want me to flash and then smite it or no? Yes at 1400 08:05:11.200 --> 08:05:13.200 No, no, no, yeah, I sat the edge 08:05:14.240 --> 08:05:16.740 Foshen's way Jinxie. Yeah, no one 08:05:18.320 --> 08:05:23.680 Okay, fashion out fashion out go now go now you can fashion then Q on the misfortune. Oh, okay 08:05:23.680 --> 08:05:27.680 Press W. Press W. Just keep hitting it. Keep hitting it. 08:05:27.680 --> 08:05:30.680 Oh, okay. Okay, now Q on the Elise. Go and Q! 08:05:30.680 --> 08:05:35.680 Q me! Q me! R! R! R! R! R! Nice! Nice! Nice! 08:05:37.680 --> 08:05:38.680 Okay. 08:05:38.680 --> 08:05:40.680 Dude, I like this girl, dude. 08:05:40.680 --> 08:05:43.680 I'm telling you, bro. I'm telling you. Yes. 08:05:43.680 --> 08:05:46.680 And you know what the best thing about this champion is for you? 08:05:46.680 --> 08:05:47.680 What? 08:05:47.680 --> 08:05:49.680 You can create a spirit link. 08:05:49.680 --> 08:05:52.680 Because the problem with you is that you're not gay and you're not a furry. 08:05:52.680 --> 08:05:57.140 But since you actually like woman you can actually goon to Diana off stream 08:05:57.140 --> 08:06:00.380 So it makes it so you can establish a spiritual connection with her 08:06:01.660 --> 08:06:10.340 Okay, okay. Okay, so now Q yeah, and now going on this perfect. It's now e w w w use your w. Don't forget about your w 08:06:12.260 --> 08:06:14.260 Okay, so now to the Raptors here 08:06:14.660 --> 08:06:15.860 To them 08:06:15.860 --> 08:06:20.980 Okay, now we'll walk to your jungle walk to your jungle walk to your jungle walk to your jungle walk to your jungle to your jungle 08:06:20.980 --> 08:06:23.260 Oh, okay, press B, just press B right now. 08:06:25.260 --> 08:06:27.100 Yep, press B. 08:06:27.100 --> 08:06:29.460 Oh god, oh god. 08:06:29.460 --> 08:06:30.300 Relax, relax. 08:06:51.820 --> 08:06:56.620 Okay, so now Jinxie, what are you gonna do first off? That was good for me man. Nice call 08:06:57.380 --> 08:07:03.460 Well, I mean dude. I told you go wrappers and then recall and then you walk to the red buff 08:07:03.460 --> 08:07:08.340 You walked all the way around and then you died. Did you understand the problem is? 08:07:12.340 --> 08:07:14.500 Okay, did Jenny wanna lose Baron? 08:07:14.500 --> 08:07:22.080 No, no, no, I guess so why is Baron gone then? If Jenny didn't want to lose Baron, why is 08:07:22.080 --> 08:07:26.500 Baron gone Jenny? Answer me. Wait my team got two turrets, are we winning or losing? Be 08:07:26.500 --> 08:07:33.600 honest too. You're winning. Wait so I'm going to get iron one? Uh well I mean if you lock 08:07:33.600 --> 08:07:37.600 it in and you don't do that troll shit again, yeah. So now take the, take the red and then 08:07:37.600 --> 08:07:42.600 afterwards walk to the enemy blue. You need to help your team. Remember, Jinxie and iron, 08:07:42.600 --> 08:07:46.800 You're like the thing about this way, imagine your team like they're a bunch of disabled 08:07:46.800 --> 08:07:51.240 kids at school crossing the road and you're like the guy that's supposed to like be there 08:07:51.240 --> 08:07:54.040 with the stop sign to stop the cars from crossing. 08:07:54.040 --> 08:07:57.640 The problem is that right now you're always setting your team on their own so it's like 08:07:57.640 --> 08:08:02.360 they're just getting hammered by fucking like 16 wheelers and 18 wheelers while you're just 08:08:02.360 --> 08:08:03.640 sitting there watching it happen. 08:08:03.640 --> 08:08:05.800 But you need to walk there with your stop sign. 08:08:05.800 --> 08:08:06.800 Does that make sense? 08:08:06.800 --> 08:08:09.920 If you, you need to walk back or you're dead. 08:08:09.920 --> 08:08:11.120 The war works coming for you. 08:08:11.120 --> 08:08:15.120 You know Q on the crab, Q on the crab, take the crab. 08:08:20.120 --> 08:08:23.120 Okay, so now Jinx, you walk away, you cannot 1v4. 08:08:24.120 --> 08:08:26.120 Faker could, Faker could. 08:08:26.120 --> 08:08:28.120 No, not against a level 15 wallwreck. 08:08:28.120 --> 08:08:32.120 Okay, so now you're gonna take this and then afterwards, okay? 08:08:32.120 --> 08:08:35.120 I want you to go and I want you to go bot. 08:08:35.120 --> 08:08:37.120 Kill, kill, try to kill him actually, try to kill him, fuck it. 08:08:37.120 --> 08:08:40.120 Try to kill him, walk up, walk up, don't be scared. 08:08:40.120 --> 08:08:48.520 good nice oh wow what the fuck okay now jingsy walk to the misfortune bot bot 08:08:50.440 --> 08:08:54.520 okay so now after this she's running waste you're gonna take for for the 08:08:54.520 --> 08:09:03.160 Krugs I want to take the Krugs here now W W don't forget about W what's the 08:09:03.160 --> 08:09:05.160 What if it was W on a camp, dude? 08:09:06.500 --> 08:09:08.500 What? It does damage, bro. 08:09:08.500 --> 08:09:10.500 Wait, W does damage? 08:09:10.500 --> 08:09:12.500 Hover over the ability. 08:09:12.500 --> 08:09:14.500 Oh, I didn't know that. 08:09:14.500 --> 08:09:17.500 So, your W does damage, but then it also gives you a shield. 08:09:17.500 --> 08:09:19.500 What? 08:09:19.500 --> 08:09:21.500 Yes. 08:09:21.500 --> 08:09:23.500 So now, Jinx, clear your top side here. 08:09:23.500 --> 08:09:25.500 Yep. 08:09:25.500 --> 08:09:27.500 So, you need to walk a little bit closer, but I like it, though. 08:09:27.500 --> 08:09:29.500 So now, W. 08:09:29.500 --> 08:09:31.500 Nice QE. 08:09:31.500 --> 08:09:36.620 Nice QE. Okay, you're getting the hang of ranges like this. Now watch to the enemy red buff after this. 08:09:37.420 --> 08:09:41.220 Well, watch to the red buff. Enemy red, enemy red, enemy red, enemy red. 08:09:42.620 --> 08:09:47.820 You might have to 1v1 Warwick here. I killed the misfortune mid, misfortune mid, misfortune mid. 08:09:50.420 --> 08:09:52.420 You walk through jungle? 08:09:53.220 --> 08:09:55.220 Yes, E, E, E! 08:09:55.220 --> 08:09:57.220 WHAAAAAT?! 08:09:57.220 --> 08:10:04.220 No you didn't! Okay Q. Press 3, press 3, 3, press 3, press 3. Okay nice. 08:10:04.220 --> 08:10:09.220 What does 3 do man? It's an active item but you're not going to use it again so it's okay. 08:10:09.220 --> 08:10:13.220 Okay so now Jinx he walk up. Walk back, walk back. You need to wait for your team. 08:10:13.220 --> 08:10:15.220 Join over what's happening with the Warwick. What's happening with the Warwick? 08:10:15.220 --> 08:10:18.220 Join over it. Okay so you could have won mid. 08:10:18.220 --> 08:10:21.220 So there Jinx the problem is that you're not droning enough. 08:10:21.220 --> 08:10:26.220 Like when you see that there's fights happening you need to be seeing what's going on. Press B. You need to recall. 08:10:26.220 --> 08:10:32.220 I think we're losing, coach. 08:10:32.220 --> 08:10:33.220 No, you're fine, actually. 08:10:33.220 --> 08:10:36.220 Okay, so now Jinxie, I'm going to want you to buy Riftmaker. 08:10:36.220 --> 08:10:37.220 Yes, right there. 08:10:37.220 --> 08:10:39.220 Thank God it's on that fucking screen. 08:10:39.220 --> 08:10:40.220 Yep. 08:10:40.220 --> 08:10:41.220 No, it's good. 08:10:41.220 --> 08:10:42.220 The word is right there. 08:10:42.220 --> 08:10:44.220 Okay, so now Jinxie, that's what we're going to do, okay? 08:10:44.220 --> 08:10:47.220 Walk up to them and then try to like, Q E in. 08:10:47.220 --> 08:10:48.220 Walk up to them. 08:10:48.220 --> 08:10:49.220 Walk up to them. 08:10:49.220 --> 08:10:50.220 Walk up! 08:10:50.220 --> 08:10:51.220 You're a tank! 08:10:51.220 --> 08:10:52.220 E in. 08:10:52.220 --> 08:10:53.220 Nice. 08:10:53.220 --> 08:11:00.220 EEN! Nice, press W. Press W and then EEN and R. 08:11:00.220 --> 08:11:11.220 What type of inting bullshit is that? What type of inting bullshit is that, bro? What 08:11:11.220 --> 08:11:13.220 the fuck, bro? 08:11:13.220 --> 08:11:19.220 Jinxie, you know what this feels like? Can I just say what it feels like? Imagine there's 08:11:19.220 --> 08:11:23.780 an old folk, someone that gets invaded by robbers, and you're the only able-bodied man 08:11:23.780 --> 08:11:25.580 able to actually stop them. 08:11:25.580 --> 08:11:29.500 And it's like there's a robber in front of you and I tell you, Jinxie, throw a punch. 08:11:29.500 --> 08:11:33.340 And then it's like you wait three seconds, then you throw the punch, but in that time 08:11:33.340 --> 08:11:38.740 frame, he already ran away, and now the 48-year-old grandma with Alzheimer's is the one that 08:11:38.740 --> 08:11:40.340 takes the clock to the head. 08:11:40.340 --> 08:11:44.460 And then she just sits there, gets one shot, and now she's dead on the floor dying. 08:11:44.460 --> 08:11:47.860 And then it's like you ask me after you're like, Yo, Dantez, why the fuck did you tell 08:11:47.860 --> 08:11:52.540 to kill the grandma but it's like oh if you would do it a little bit faster it 08:11:52.540 --> 08:12:00.180 would go so differently do you see what I mean okay so now you're gonna walk 08:12:00.180 --> 08:12:09.420 mid okay you might you might be able to end the game here I'm not even trying 08:12:09.420 --> 08:12:14.020 okay yeah push me maybe you on the game fuck this bow fuck this just try to 08:12:14.020 --> 08:12:25.220 pushmen and on the game walk walk please hey hey hey bro yo yo I'm not like 08:12:25.220 --> 08:12:32.540 your little fucking League of Legends fucking dog man me how I just want you 08:12:32.540 --> 08:12:39.460 to walk up okay you're right you know better okay walk walk back walk back walk 08:12:39.460 --> 08:12:48.160 back back back okay so now go clear your topside enemy topside nice and strat 08:12:48.160 --> 08:12:54.780 bro hey yo man nice and you gotta be more genius ideas bro let me know what 08:12:54.780 --> 08:13:00.100 what's next Albert Einstein nice and bro I'm getting Riley read it in mid okay 08:13:00.100 --> 08:13:04.420 listen dude you better not fucking call me I'm signed again do not compare me to 08:13:04.420 --> 08:13:11.920 that pedophile yes bro that guy was literally yes bro he fucking committed 08:13:11.920 --> 08:13:16.880 suicide supposedly in a jail cell like two years ago 08:13:16.880 --> 08:13:23.260 you mean Epstein I said Einstein bro it's the same name no those are two 08:13:23.260 --> 08:13:30.120 totally okay both great things for the world okay what great things that he do 08:13:30.120 --> 08:13:36.280 bro. Count gravity. Okay sure that is a pretty good thing. Okay so now get the red buff. 08:13:39.400 --> 08:13:43.480 Oh no that was new in actually never mind what you're saying. I don't know what I did. 08:13:43.480 --> 08:13:47.480 What kind of fucking nerd even knows that shit? Be thankful that you don't know that. 08:13:51.560 --> 08:13:54.200 Okay Jynxie look for the crab now okay. 08:13:54.200 --> 08:14:01.200 Okay, so what are you going to do after the crab then? 08:14:01.200 --> 08:14:03.200 Invade is jungle. 08:14:03.200 --> 08:14:06.200 Well, no, because the enemy team is ending the game. 08:14:06.200 --> 08:14:10.200 So if you invade is jungle, you're probably actually just going to lose. 08:14:10.200 --> 08:14:14.200 Okay, best, I'll be here and then recall. 08:14:14.200 --> 08:14:16.200 God, please recall. 08:14:16.200 --> 08:14:17.200 Okay, drone mid. 08:14:17.200 --> 08:14:18.200 Okay, Jynx seed. 08:14:18.200 --> 08:14:19.200 This is what we're going to have to do. 08:14:19.200 --> 08:14:24.360 I'm gonna want you to flash en pull in five people and get a pen to kill 08:14:25.000 --> 08:14:26.000 Flash 08:14:26.000 --> 08:14:28.000 BYE! BYE! 08:14:28.700 --> 08:14:29.700 Oh my god 08:14:30.900 --> 08:14:31.700 Oh my 08:14:35.700 --> 08:14:37.700 Coach, I did everything you said. Let me buy it real quick 08:14:40.200 --> 08:14:43.200 Dreamseat, what the fuck was that? 08:14:43.200 --> 08:14:52.200 Do you know what you just did? 08:14:52.200 --> 08:14:53.200 What? 08:14:53.200 --> 08:14:54.200 Talk to me man. 08:14:54.200 --> 08:15:01.520 It feels like, I tell you Jinxie, there are 5 robbers that are invading that Toys R Us. 08:15:01.520 --> 08:15:04.840 I need you to snipe all of them with a sniper. 08:15:04.840 --> 08:15:09.600 And then you walk in with an LMG, you gun down all of the children, and then you tell 08:15:09.600 --> 08:15:12.880 me, yo don't do this, I did exactly what you said, miho. 08:15:12.880 --> 08:15:14.880 Why did it not go well for me? 08:15:14.880 --> 08:15:18.880 Well dude, cause what the fuck was that? 08:15:18.880 --> 08:15:20.880 What? 08:15:20.880 --> 08:15:22.880 That was a Marlin play! 08:15:22.880 --> 08:15:24.880 That was even worse than a Marlin play! 08:15:24.880 --> 08:15:28.880 Don't put me and Marlin in the same sentence in gaming bro, please. 08:15:28.880 --> 08:15:31.880 Marlin didn't even click his buttons for two minutes bro. 08:15:31.880 --> 08:15:34.880 Yeah, at least I didn't fucking click them on the minions! 08:15:34.880 --> 08:15:37.880 I can walk back, you're gonna die, you're gonna die. 08:15:37.880 --> 08:15:40.880 Walk to the enemy raptors. 08:15:42.880 --> 08:15:45.520 I feel like I could have saved my- no I never mind. 08:15:45.520 --> 08:15:49.640 No, dude if you- if you go for these jungle camps you are gonna die, I'm telling you. 08:15:52.320 --> 08:15:54.720 You said you go to the enemy raptors, you sack of shit. 08:15:55.440 --> 08:15:58.880 Yeah, and then you walk to the wolves, so what the fuck do you want me to do then? 08:15:59.520 --> 08:16:01.520 I confuse raptors and wolves sometimes. 08:16:01.920 --> 08:16:04.320 Okay, so who's the sack of shit? 08:16:05.240 --> 08:16:05.740 Me. 08:16:06.320 --> 08:16:08.720 Okay, so now I want you to say- oh god wait. 08:16:08.720 --> 08:16:12.720 Walk back, walk into your nexus and in a funboy voice I want you to say 08:16:12.720 --> 08:16:15.720 I've been a naughty boy for daddy and I deserve to be punished. 08:16:17.720 --> 08:16:19.720 You really want me to do that in my nexus, man? 08:16:20.720 --> 08:16:24.720 Mijo, it's a requirement. Faker did this. 08:16:25.720 --> 08:16:26.720 Okay, what do I say again? 08:16:27.720 --> 08:16:31.720 Say, I've been a naughty boy for daddy, I deserve to get punished. 08:16:32.720 --> 08:16:35.720 I've been a naughty boy for daddy, I deserve to get punished. 08:16:36.720 --> 08:16:37.720 Yeah, you're goddamn right, you do. 08:16:37.720 --> 08:16:39.720 You 08:16:42.580 --> 08:16:47.420 Okay, yeah, just what you saw my part my body party going on in part right now 08:16:54.100 --> 08:16:59.860 Okay, so look we just walk up realize that I see the things like guys I see him 08:17:02.020 --> 08:17:04.020 Okay, I want you to cute 08:17:04.900 --> 08:17:06.900 Okay, wait 08:17:07.720 --> 08:17:11.720 Yeah, this character sucks man, she just dies in one second. 08:17:11.720 --> 08:17:14.720 If I'm Warwick, I'd literally get a quad. 08:17:16.720 --> 08:17:20.720 I decided instantly, bro. Why am I playing this dog shit? 08:17:24.720 --> 08:17:26.720 Jinxie, you know what it feels like? 08:17:26.720 --> 08:17:32.080 What bro, what? 08:17:32.080 --> 08:17:34.860 It's like, it's not a character issue. 08:17:34.860 --> 08:17:38.560 If you would have even taken a gold Diana player, put him in that same position where 08:17:38.560 --> 08:17:39.880 it got him a quadra kill. 08:17:39.880 --> 08:17:42.320 Yeah, cause he's a gold Diana player. 08:17:42.320 --> 08:17:43.960 I'm an iron Diana player. 08:17:43.960 --> 08:17:46.600 We're not in the Diana player. 08:17:46.600 --> 08:17:48.280 You're first timing to be fair. 08:17:48.280 --> 08:17:49.280 Yes, bro. 08:17:49.280 --> 08:17:50.280 Yes. 08:17:50.280 --> 08:17:52.480 No shit, a gold Diana player. 08:17:52.480 --> 08:17:53.480 Why are we going to surrender? 08:17:53.480 --> 08:17:55.280 These guys in every time they're on Nexus. 08:17:55.280 --> 08:18:00.280 Okay, wait, okay, Jyncey, I want you to read out loud how many kills in this list you have. 08:18:03.280 --> 08:18:04.280 Six, seven? 08:18:06.280 --> 08:18:07.280 What should I buy? 08:18:08.280 --> 08:18:10.280 Don't bother buying anything, honestly. 08:18:10.280 --> 08:18:14.280 Alright, is it time to win the game in Dragon or are they all going to be dragons if you have no vision? 08:18:14.280 --> 08:18:17.280 Yeah, you got no good luck for Dragon there, honestly. 08:18:17.280 --> 08:18:19.280 Why'd you laugh when you said that? 08:18:21.280 --> 08:18:22.280 Nice, Coach. 08:18:22.280 --> 08:18:28.280 I know how like 10 minutes ago you said we were winning, how about now? 08:18:28.280 --> 08:18:34.480 Miho, Miho, it's like we're playing chess and you're up, you're queen and like 5 rooks 08:18:34.480 --> 08:18:38.400 and then you enter the enemy pawns so many times then now it's like you're losing, does 08:18:38.400 --> 08:18:39.400 that make sense? 08:18:39.400 --> 08:18:40.400 Yes, okay. 08:18:40.400 --> 08:18:44.200 Well coach, call me teamfight Terry, watch this. 08:18:44.200 --> 08:18:45.880 I don't want to watch. 08:18:45.880 --> 08:18:50.640 Okay look, Jinxie, just don't fight until the elder is gone. 08:18:50.640 --> 08:18:52.640 you will never want to fight if they have altair 08:18:55.160 --> 08:18:56.660 no no no no no no please 08:18:56.660 --> 08:18:59.660 but my um, emptying pieces of shit teammates are fighting 08:19:00.280 --> 08:19:01.780 okay so you know what walk up fuck it 08:19:01.780 --> 08:19:03.280 might as well int with them 08:19:06.280 --> 08:19:07.280 okay going going on 08:19:07.280 --> 08:19:08.280 oh wow 08:19:14.280 --> 08:19:15.780 what do you got me doing out here man? 08:19:17.120 --> 08:19:20.120 like like bro you told me that I'll fight and then you said to fight 08:19:20.640 --> 08:19:42.480 Special team and you are the same rank as us you delusional piece of human feces. 08:19:42.480 --> 08:19:43.480 What is up with the league players? 08:19:43.480 --> 08:19:44.980 Maybe they're like above their teammates. 08:19:44.980 --> 08:19:45.980 Okay. 08:19:45.980 --> 08:19:48.240 Yo bro, you're the same rank as us. 08:19:48.240 --> 08:19:51.240 Jinx, can I show you something? 08:19:51.240 --> 08:19:57.240 Bro had like, Bro went 3 kills positive, you're the reason. 08:19:57.240 --> 08:20:01.240 I don't think they can actually end yet. 08:20:01.240 --> 08:20:05.240 I actually don't think they can end yet. 08:20:05.240 --> 08:20:09.240 Bro, they're literally not even hitting the nexus. 08:20:09.240 --> 08:20:11.240 Okay, I'm going to mind this over. 08:20:11.240 --> 08:20:14.240 Jinx, I want to show you something. Are you ready? 08:20:18.240 --> 08:20:46.800 Okay, you can see, are you looking, I wanted to look at my screen, are you ready? 08:20:46.800 --> 08:20:57.240 So this channel is not about me, this channel is about making helpful content for people 08:20:57.240 --> 08:20:58.240 who want to learn mental health. 08:20:58.240 --> 08:21:04.000 Bro, but I'm just shitty at this game bro, like legitimately man. 08:21:04.000 --> 08:21:05.640 Can I explain what it is? 08:21:05.640 --> 08:21:07.680 And you're getting on your side? 08:21:07.680 --> 08:21:13.280 Bro, I don't know if I like, I don't like, this game is hard bro. 08:21:13.280 --> 08:21:15.520 Like listen, listen, I want you to listen to me right now. 08:21:15.520 --> 08:21:18.920 Because what I'm about to say is important. 08:21:18.920 --> 08:21:21.400 Nobody ever started this game good. 08:21:21.400 --> 08:21:23.960 Nobody ever started this game challenger. 08:21:23.960 --> 08:21:27.720 Nobody ever started this game being able to go in 1v5 and be able to do all these crazy 08:21:27.720 --> 08:21:28.720 things. 08:21:28.720 --> 08:21:29.720 Right? 08:21:29.720 --> 08:21:30.720 Nobody has. 08:21:30.720 --> 08:21:31.720 Okay? 08:21:31.720 --> 08:21:35.960 The problem right now is that you're just at a point where it's like you're very close 08:21:35.960 --> 08:21:41.200 to bronze and the only thing holding you back, Jamesy, is the volume of games that you're 08:21:41.200 --> 08:21:42.200 playing. 08:21:42.200 --> 08:21:45.080 Because you're going to have games like that where your Warwick is taken from you. 08:21:45.080 --> 08:21:48.160 You're going to have games where your teammate ends you, whatever it is, right? 08:21:48.160 --> 08:21:52.440 But you already know you're good on Warwick, so it's like as long as you play it, you're 08:21:52.440 --> 08:21:54.600 going to be able to climb, right? 08:21:54.600 --> 08:22:00.720 But if you allow one loss or two losses to dictate you getting offline, then you're 08:22:00.720 --> 08:22:03.000 never going to be able to go anywhere. 08:22:03.000 --> 08:22:07.920 It's like starting your stream at one viewer and saying, hey guys, I only had one viewer 08:22:07.920 --> 08:22:12.120 for the last two hours, so I'm just going to go offline because what the fuck is even 08:22:12.120 --> 08:22:14.520 the point anymore, right? 08:22:14.520 --> 08:22:18.800 You didn't start off streaming, being the most entertaining guy, you didn't start off 08:22:18.800 --> 08:22:24.520 streaming being champion in R6, you didn't start off streaming being any of these things. 08:22:24.520 --> 08:22:30.160 But it's like over time you learned, you grew and you were able to evolve. 08:22:30.160 --> 08:22:34.200 And the problem right now, JynxC, is that it's like every game of League is like you 08:22:34.200 --> 08:22:42.280 getting XP and gaming XP in your hot bar and it's like you can evolve but you're just not 08:22:42.280 --> 08:22:46.740 getting enough XP for it to happen. It's not because you're shitty, it's not because you 08:22:46.740 --> 08:22:50.900 don't understand what's going on, because you do. It's just that you need to play more 08:22:50.900 --> 08:22:56.020 for it to become muscle memory. And I'm telling you, bronze is easy. But do you want to know 08:22:56.020 --> 08:22:59.900 the reason why Ludwig hit Platinum? Do you want me to be brutally honest? 08:22:59.900 --> 08:23:00.900 Yeah. 08:23:00.900 --> 08:23:05.780 It's because he was playing League of Legends for 8 hours a day. That's the only reason 08:23:05.780 --> 08:23:09.980 why. The reason why he went from silver to platinum on his last stream is because he 08:23:09.980 --> 08:23:15.220 played it for 12 hours in a single day. That's the reason why. Right? And the 08:23:15.220 --> 08:23:19.460 problem is right now that you're sitting there and it's like right now for 08:23:19.460 --> 08:23:24.580 you, Jinxie, it feels like a league is just like a segment, right? Where you're 08:23:24.580 --> 08:23:27.460 like, all right, we're doing our six, we're doing, let's say, class, we're doing 08:23:27.460 --> 08:23:31.700 this, and then we're doing a league segment. But it's not a segment, bro. 08:23:31.700 --> 08:23:37.220 It's the capability and the possibility for you to prove everyone wrong and show 08:23:37.220 --> 08:23:43.580 Everybody would you're really capable of that's what it is. It's not a fucking little segment here there 08:23:43.580 --> 08:23:47.540 Well, it's like okay guys will clock in one or two games a league and then I'll get off line 08:23:47.540 --> 08:23:50.540 I'll eat some chick-fil-a and then that's it for the night at my drink, right? 08:23:50.540 --> 08:23:56.180 That's not what it is, bro. I don't drink every night man. Okay, so okay then scratch you right 08:23:56.180 --> 08:24:02.060 But what I'm saying is that it's like League of Legends is not is not and should not be a little thing 08:24:02.060 --> 08:24:05.620 Where you're like I'm gonna play one or two games a day and then by the end of the month 08:24:05.620 --> 08:24:10.560 I'm gonna be silver it should be a thing well if you decide one day hey today 08:24:10.560 --> 08:24:16.240 I'm going for four hours, and I'm not fucking stopping until I'm bronze and even through all this shitty losses 08:24:16.760 --> 08:24:19.880 Even through all the hard times you still keep pushing 08:24:21.360 --> 08:24:24.600 Because that Jinxie is what separates the good players from the best 08:24:24.760 --> 08:24:30.840 It's not the fact that they're able to fucking go and you know do the crazy pentacle plays 08:24:30.840 --> 08:24:36.120 It's the fact that when they were getting shit on when they didn't know what was happening and when they were losing 08:24:36.120 --> 08:24:40.080 They were willing to queue up again and again and again and again 08:24:40.480 --> 08:24:46.000 You want a good warwick player on your first game? You are now just like your Diana 08:24:46.000 --> 08:24:50.040 You you're not gonna be the best Diana now, but you can get there 08:24:50.200 --> 08:24:53.040 You are holding yourself back right now 08:24:53.520 --> 08:24:57.520 You and only you not the people stealing warwick from you 08:24:57.520 --> 08:25:05.100 Not the people into your fucking games and not the people she's sniping you only you are holding yourself back because I'm telling you 08:25:05.100 --> 08:25:11.480 I know you have what it takes and there are a lot of fucking people here that agree with that as well and 08:25:11.960 --> 08:25:15.520 Every time you get off after one loss or you say that's it for me tonight 08:25:15.680 --> 08:25:19.920 The only thing you're doing is you're making it so that there's one less voice 08:25:20.720 --> 08:25:25.760 That's willing to talk to everyone else and say no guys. He has what it takes 08:25:25.760 --> 08:25:33.040 You're snuffing out one person's hope that their favorite streamer will be able to actually 08:25:33.040 --> 08:25:35.720 get high rank in this game. 08:25:35.720 --> 08:25:38.000 That's the only thing you're doing, Jinxie. 08:25:38.000 --> 08:25:42.280 You're making it so that all these people that believe in you that want to see you succeed 08:25:42.280 --> 08:25:49.160 and that actually have faith in your progress and in your climb, you're proving them wrong. 08:25:49.160 --> 08:25:53.720 And it's not because you're not good enough that it's CSU. 08:25:53.720 --> 08:25:59.820 It's because you're not willing to overcome the hurdle where once you surpass that, you 08:25:59.820 --> 08:26:02.020 will become great. 08:26:16.020 --> 08:26:21.020 So you're basically saying to just throw my life away from League of Legends? 08:26:23.720 --> 08:26:25.720 Do you have a family, Jinxie? 08:26:25.720 --> 08:26:27.720 Do I have a what? 08:26:27.720 --> 08:26:29.720 Do you have a family? 08:26:29.720 --> 08:26:30.720 Yes. 08:26:30.720 --> 08:26:31.720 Do you have friends? 08:26:31.720 --> 08:26:32.720 Yes. 08:26:32.720 --> 08:26:34.720 Do you have a daily routine? 08:26:34.720 --> 08:26:35.720 Yes. 08:26:35.720 --> 08:26:36.720 Okay. 08:26:36.720 --> 08:26:39.720 Do you have other games that you enjoy playing? 08:26:39.720 --> 08:26:40.720 Yes. 08:26:40.720 --> 08:26:41.720 Do you have hobbies? 08:26:41.720 --> 08:26:42.720 Yes. 08:26:42.720 --> 08:26:44.720 Not anymore, Jinxie. 08:26:44.720 --> 08:26:49.720 From now on, you are a League of Legends player, and that is all you are. 08:26:49.720 --> 08:27:01.720 And tomorrow, right, even if you call it today, tomorrow when you go live, you're gonna fucking sit in your chair and you are not getting off League of Legends until you're bronze. 08:27:01.720 --> 08:27:07.720 Do you understand me? Because it's only five or six wins and it's easy as fuck. 08:27:07.720 --> 08:27:12.720 So I don't care, Jinxie, if it gets to a point where your family hasn't seen you in months. 08:27:12.720 --> 08:27:17.720 I don't care if it gets to a point where your hair actually becomes three inches in length. 08:27:17.720 --> 08:27:23.400 I don't care if it gets a point jing see where you're saying don't test. I feel like golem from Lord of the Rings 08:27:23.400 --> 08:27:25.400 I haven't seen the Sun in a month 08:27:25.640 --> 08:27:30.760 I'm gonna look you dead in the eye jing see and I'm gonna say are you low elo? 08:27:31.640 --> 08:27:37.080 You're gonna respond. Yes, and then I'm gonna make you queue up again. Am I understood? 08:27:38.800 --> 08:27:40.120 Yes 08:27:40.120 --> 08:27:42.960 So tomorrow you want me to do a stream 08:27:42.960 --> 08:27:58.680 I'm being dead serious when I say this and this isn't me glazing you or anything. I would say that if you actually try 08:27:58.920 --> 08:28:02.440 Because the thing is there are two Jinxies. There's content Jinxie 08:28:02.440 --> 08:28:09.800 Mio, Beisha, Mio. It's not about try. My Warwick got taken. I would have finger blasted that last scene if I had Warwick 08:28:09.800 --> 08:28:15.240 I understand. Listen, listen, I'm not just talking about the last game. I'm talking about in general. 08:28:15.240 --> 08:28:19.720 Like half the time I'm going to sit there and it's like, Jinxie, I was watching you. 08:28:19.720 --> 08:28:26.680 But let me just say this, bro. I was watching you duel with Muda and you held Q the entire fucking game. 08:28:26.680 --> 08:28:31.880 But when I'm in the call telling you hold Q, you press it every single time. 08:28:34.280 --> 08:28:39.240 So, yeah, I understand. I'm getting better at holding Q. That's why I wanted to show you my 08:28:39.240 --> 08:28:45.000 warwick games bro yep listen my chat is saying if I do a stream tomorrow where I 08:28:45.000 --> 08:28:50.400 don't end until I get bronze somebody said if I win every game it'll take six 08:28:50.400 --> 08:28:55.520 hours is that true no everything if I win every game tomorrow and have a delay 08:28:55.520 --> 08:28:59.960 and try my ass off and go full try hard like run an actual fucking delay for the 08:28:59.960 --> 08:29:04.840 snipers and shit yep how long would it take to get bronze if I like because I'll 08:29:04.840 --> 08:29:07.540 I'll do like an hour of other shit. 08:29:07.540 --> 08:29:12.320 I'll go live early and then, yeah. 08:29:12.320 --> 08:29:13.840 Like tomorrow I'm gonna watch RLCS 08:29:13.840 --> 08:29:16.280 and that'll be done at like fucking two or three. 08:29:16.280 --> 08:29:21.080 So if I dedicate my entire day to getting bronze 08:29:21.080 --> 08:29:23.000 and let's say I win all my games, 08:29:23.000 --> 08:29:24.760 how long will that take? 08:29:24.760 --> 08:29:25.680 Four hours. 08:29:28.480 --> 08:29:31.440 Now, how about if I win 70% of my games? 08:29:31.440 --> 08:29:32.800 Like six hours? 08:29:32.800 --> 08:29:33.640 Oh my God. 08:29:34.840 --> 08:29:40.580 But Jynxxy, let me tell you something right now, I'm telling you right now, that days 08:29:40.580 --> 08:29:44.700 like this are what you're going to need to actually break that barrier. 08:29:44.700 --> 08:29:48.380 When you were getting into Clash Royale, did you ever have days where all you played was 08:29:48.380 --> 08:29:49.620 Clash Royale? 08:29:49.620 --> 08:29:50.620 Yes. 08:29:50.620 --> 08:29:55.500 And that's the reason why Jynxxy, you were able to become one of the fucking highest ranked 08:29:55.500 --> 08:29:57.100 players in that game. 08:29:57.100 --> 08:29:58.340 That's the reason why. 08:29:58.340 --> 08:30:02.140 And if you were, if you would be willing to do the same with League, I am telling you, 08:30:02.140 --> 08:30:03.460 I am telling you. 08:30:03.460 --> 08:30:08.700 You say it would even be two days a week where you say guys we're gonna go fucking crazy in league today 08:30:08.700 --> 08:30:12.300 And we're gonna actually go insane you would genuinely be silver 08:30:13.300 --> 08:30:14.700 minimum 08:30:14.700 --> 08:30:17.380 By the end of mid-June. I swear to God 08:30:22.060 --> 08:30:24.220 All right, man, so tomorrow I 08:30:24.820 --> 08:30:30.660 Don't end my stream until I get bronze. I run a delay and I try my ass off and and and 08:30:30.660 --> 08:30:33.740 and you get a piss bucket. 08:30:35.360 --> 08:30:37.460 Why the piss bucket though? 08:30:37.860 --> 08:30:41.860 Because the problem is that every single time you walk to the bathroom, 08:30:42.060 --> 08:30:45.460 you get your mind taken out of the game because now you can sit there, 08:30:45.460 --> 08:30:48.760 you can like see your mirror, you see the toilet and all that. 08:30:48.960 --> 08:30:52.460 But if we get you a piss bucket, your camera can't stand on your desk. 08:30:52.660 --> 08:30:55.460 So you're just going to piss in that bucket all fucking day 08:30:55.560 --> 08:30:58.260 and it's going to make it so that you cannot not be locked in. 08:31:00.660 --> 08:31:10.620 So you legitimately as my coach are recommending that I get a piss bucket so I lock in. 08:31:10.620 --> 08:31:13.980 It's what Faker did. 08:31:13.980 --> 08:31:25.060 I'm checking that by any good. 08:31:25.060 --> 08:31:29.020 And if you don't hit bronze by the end of the shim and you saw in the shim, you have 08:31:29.020 --> 08:31:36.020 to trinkets 08:31:37.020 --> 08:31:40.020 okay dude who did you ask who did you ask 08:31:40.020 --> 08:31:42.020 Google 08:31:42.020 --> 08:31:45.020 what the fuck do you think Google knows 08:31:45.020 --> 08:31:48.020 this is from eight years ago 08:31:48.020 --> 08:31:49.020 exactly 08:31:49.020 --> 08:31:54.020 major problem in league of legends and are being abused by pro players 08:31:54.020 --> 08:31:56.020 what? 08:31:56.020 --> 08:31:58.020 yo bro alright man 08:31:58.020 --> 08:32:03.800 Tomorrow I'm gonna watch our LCS at like one. We're watching LCS tomorrow 08:32:04.980 --> 08:32:10.440 RLCS Rocket. Oh, okay. Okay tomorrow. I'm gonna watch RLCS. So they get the finals, okay? 08:32:10.440 --> 08:32:16.540 And then after that I'm gonna get right on League and I don't get off League and then I get bronze 08:32:18.300 --> 08:32:20.860 That's what I like to fucking hear virtual handshake 08:32:21.500 --> 08:32:25.900 Okay, I'm shaking your hand, but I want you to get four energy drinks tomorrow 08:32:25.900 --> 08:32:34.580 Okay, I have like Celsius. That's fine. So tomorrow I don't end until I get bronze and I get 08:32:34.580 --> 08:32:39.940 energy drinks and I get a delay and I get a piss bucket. Anything else? 08:32:39.940 --> 08:32:48.020 Um, is there one day shipping for love answers? 08:32:48.020 --> 08:32:51.340 I don't know that. What is love answers? Can I look it up? 08:32:51.340 --> 08:32:55.720 Yeah, not on the stream. So essentially what it would be, James, is it would be 08:32:55.720 --> 08:32:59.140 something that you insert in your boyhole and then every single time you 08:32:59.140 --> 08:33:03.100 die in league I just make it vibrate and every time you die more than once it has 08:33:03.100 --> 08:33:07.300 increased like vibrational frequency and then we would end up making it so that if 08:33:07.300 --> 08:33:14.580 you like int then it's like you literally have like a shattered a shattered anus. 08:33:14.580 --> 08:33:27.700 Okay, so tomorrow, I don't get off the stream until I get bronze in League of Legends. 08:33:27.700 --> 08:33:31.980 I'm going to get a piss bucket, I'm going to have a 30 second delay minimum, I'm going 08:33:31.980 --> 08:33:37.100 to have 4 energy drinks, 1 for every 2 hours, and on top of that, I'm going to get an eventus, 08:33:37.100 --> 08:33:39.940 you can shake my rectum whenever I hit it. 08:33:39.940 --> 08:33:43.520 Yep, and then you're also going to get a second one that you're going to put in your 08:33:43.520 --> 08:33:55.200 mouth for a high-vise I'm not ending the stream tomorrow until I get problems 08:33:55.200 --> 08:34:00.400 virtual handshake okay I'm not shaking it bro all right I'll see you have a 08:34:00.400 --> 08:34:07.160 good night all right guys I was gonna show my pen to kill but was this it was 08:34:07.160 --> 08:34:09.160 Is this a pentacle that I had yesterday? 08:34:11.160 --> 08:34:13.160 Fuck, where was the dana penta? 08:34:18.160 --> 08:34:21.160 Guys, I swear, this was the game I got the penta, wasn't it? 08:34:24.160 --> 08:34:26.160 Oh yeah, here. Look. 08:34:26.160 --> 08:34:28.160 Look at how sick this was. 08:34:34.160 --> 08:34:35.160 Oh my god. 08:34:37.160 --> 08:34:43.820 Oh my god, no we got to unlock some of that fucking energy tonight. We got to unlock some of that fucking energy tonight 08:34:45.260 --> 08:34:48.540 You didn't do my pencil. No, no cuz I got the pencil after 08:34:49.940 --> 08:34:51.940 It's cuz I got the pencil after 08:34:54.100 --> 08:34:56.700 Okay guys one second I need an able to lay oh 08:35:00.920 --> 08:35:02.920 My god 08:35:02.920 --> 08:35:09.220 oh my god no we got to unlock some of that fucking energy tonight we got to 08:35:09.220 --> 08:35:13.960 unlock some of that fucking energy tonight you didn't do my pencil no no 08:35:13.960 --> 08:35:22.080 cuz I got the pencil after it's cuz I got the pencil after okay guys one 08:35:22.080 --> 08:35:26.400 second I need enabled delay 08:35:26.400 --> 08:35:28.400 All right, we're good now. 08:35:35.400 --> 08:35:36.400 Okay. 08:35:38.400 --> 08:35:40.400 And, uh, DJ there in six months, 08:35:40.400 --> 08:35:42.400 I'm a Mac team right there in the prime, 08:35:42.400 --> 08:35:44.400 uh, Thalmyne, uh, until, 08:35:44.400 --> 08:35:46.400 Chip, they're guys with subs, 08:35:46.400 --> 08:35:48.400 Tittle Mac there in the prime of the song, 08:35:48.400 --> 08:35:50.400 Bucket Cart there in six months. 08:35:50.400 --> 08:35:51.400 Thank you guys. 08:35:52.400 --> 08:35:54.400 How many more hours are you gonna play for tonight? 08:35:54.400 --> 08:36:00.500 But we're only missing like one win, and if we got one win then we're even on the day 08:36:02.000 --> 08:36:04.320 So it's like I would like to play 08:36:05.600 --> 08:36:09.880 At least one more, but low key maybe two 08:36:11.800 --> 08:36:13.800 It's like low key maybe two 08:36:18.680 --> 08:36:21.360 There ain't no delay, I don't think no, it's 30 seconds 08:36:21.360 --> 08:36:30.080 It is 30 seconds so we're getting him. 08:36:30.080 --> 08:36:31.920 Stop trolling and actually coach him. 08:36:31.920 --> 08:36:36.080 Bro, I literally am! 08:36:36.080 --> 08:36:42.600 Am I giving him the same advice I would give anyone else? 08:36:42.600 --> 08:36:44.600 I think you might weird him out sometimes. 08:36:44.600 --> 08:36:51.280 No, he's used to it at this point. 08:36:51.280 --> 08:36:53.540 Okay, guys, I'm gonna be real. 08:36:54.420 --> 08:36:57.900 I think what we do now is we just do Hecarim every game for the rest of the night. 08:37:02.840 --> 08:37:06.440 We're gonna climb down, now we got it. I think only like 10 minutes away. 08:37:13.680 --> 08:37:15.840 Okay, what if we actually first pick Hecarim, Cher? 08:37:17.580 --> 08:37:19.740 Low key, what if we actually first pick Hecarim? 08:37:21.280 --> 08:37:25.440 Oh, k matchup that's gonna be chill though 08:37:27.840 --> 08:37:35.560 Wait is it gonna be graves action what the fuck is going on the dark parking was insane now I don't shame 08:37:39.280 --> 08:37:43.000 But tomorrow I'm 10 guys tomorrow's gonna be like the most serious coaching we've ever done 08:37:43.360 --> 08:37:47.440 Like I'm telling you it's actually the most serious coaching ever one. Let me just go back to my sec 08:38:21.280 --> 08:38:49.280 I'm dead, I'm sorry, I'm hurting, and I'm, I'm losing, I can hear you, call my name, I'm just sorry, I'm lost, I'm lost 08:38:51.280 --> 08:38:53.280 I 08:39:03.520 --> 08:39:06.820 Let's go guys. Oh, it's time for us to get down now 08:39:07.320 --> 08:39:12.580 Are you guys ready for the win? Yes, you know who's right for the most cinematic heck room game ever? 08:39:13.760 --> 08:39:15.760 listen 08:39:17.360 --> 08:39:19.360 I'm super fucking juice on our ears 08:39:21.280 --> 08:39:26.280 Absolute fucking cancer juicer. 08:39:33.280 --> 08:39:38.280 Alright, some readers search. 08:39:40.280 --> 08:39:45.280 The rank one player got banned by Vanguard? Did he really? 08:39:45.280 --> 08:39:50.280 Did I say why got banned? 08:39:51.280 --> 08:39:54.700 I want you an argon I'll have to think of something for you though 08:39:55.480 --> 08:40:00.260 Say I'll get back to you something tomorrow, bro. I like mull over it for a little bit 08:40:04.160 --> 08:40:06.160 Okay 08:40:07.160 --> 08:40:09.160 Guys you want to hear something fucking hilarious 08:40:10.120 --> 08:40:14.080 So you guys saw how in champs like my Victor was schizo typing 08:40:14.640 --> 08:40:21.240 It's like I already know by him schizo typing in him blocking Victor that this guy's name is alone 08:40:21.280 --> 08:40:26.400 road I already know it's this guy 1 million percent it is 1 million percent 08:40:26.400 --> 08:40:30.200 this guy not a doubt in my mind it's this guy I already know I already fucking 08:40:30.200 --> 08:40:38.960 know it has to be him is it really not him oh wow it actually might not be him 08:40:38.960 --> 08:40:46.400 what the fuck no way I was wrong about that that's crazy okay I'm gonna play 08:40:46.400 --> 08:40:58.280 for top debaucher go to bed you viewbotter bro I'm not the one viewbotting it though 08:40:58.280 --> 08:41:09.560 I got you cash him we're gonna be getting it soon I'm telling you come on up for the top 08:41:09.560 --> 08:41:15.640 to bottom and afterwards we can look on the uh... the uh... the uh... 08:41:15.640 --> 08:41:22.480 three months in advance thank you bro 08:41:22.480 --> 08:41:26.120 i think i'm probably just gonna play on the blue and then after blue i'll just like play on the 08:41:26.120 --> 08:41:46.120 us a pair. 08:41:46.120 --> 08:41:52.440 Okay, so listen, the rest I, I, dear friends right now is we're just like finished a pair. 08:41:52.440 --> 08:41:55.940 Kinda such a smol good reset with like literally fucking no pl- 08:42:22.440 --> 08:42:24.500 you 08:42:52.440 --> 08:42:54.500 you 08:43:22.440 --> 08:43:24.500 you 08:43:52.440 --> 08:43:54.500 you 08:44:22.440 --> 08:44:24.500 you 08:44:52.440 --> 08:44:54.500 you 08:45:22.440 --> 08:45:24.500 you 08:45:52.440 --> 08:45:54.500 you 08:46:22.440 --> 08:46:24.500 you 08:46:52.440 --> 08:46:54.500 you 08:47:22.440 --> 08:47:24.500 you 08:47:52.440 --> 08:47:54.500 you 08:48:22.440 --> 08:48:24.440 I 08:48:33.960 --> 08:48:38.620 Guess if you're not actually gonna look on the drag because if I look on the jagged makes me be off tempo for a little while 08:48:52.440 --> 08:49:07.040 hey keep come in equals you mom come back life you take it no she never come back Jesus 08:49:07.040 --> 08:49:11.840 this by the way is the typical experience of like you playing the game out like 10 p.m. 08:49:11.840 --> 08:49:15.680 to like 4 a.m. and just having a run I'm Chinese dude in your team going fucking my crazy chat 08:49:15.680 --> 08:49:20.000 like it's like this every time there's always at least like one Chinese dude going fucking 08:49:20.000 --> 08:49:30.800 my crazy I'm losing his mind which is like crazy for me to say but it's true 08:49:30.800 --> 08:49:34.320 I'm gonna give him this cards and I'm gonna invade him on wrappers sir I like 08:49:34.320 --> 08:49:37.000 that idea way more 08:49:37.000 --> 08:49:55.720 I'm going to ignore the raptors here. 08:49:55.720 --> 08:50:00.840 So the reason why I ulted there is because my ult cancels his ult teleportation, so I 08:50:00.840 --> 08:50:02.280 need ult to like stop the wave. 08:50:02.280 --> 08:50:05.160 I didn't know if it was what we can do so we just walked it as well and switched it 08:50:05.160 --> 08:50:06.160 up in like 3 seconds. 08:50:06.160 --> 08:50:08.160 I'm just gonna boss one over. 08:50:09.300 --> 08:50:11.300 One... 08:50:12.420 --> 08:50:14.420 Two... 08:50:16.760 --> 08:50:18.760 Nice. 08:50:21.800 --> 08:50:24.400 I'd be lying if I said I wasn't worried a little bit, I know. 08:50:24.400 --> 08:50:35.400 Oh god that's fucking cancer. I mean if they can actually kill the Ash too, Loki chill. 08:50:35.400 --> 08:50:38.400 Smolder dies as Smolder gets a kill too. 08:50:38.400 --> 08:50:42.400 You're getting bad advice from me about that. 08:50:42.400 --> 08:50:46.400 Okay I'm gonna start building towards my uh... 08:50:46.400 --> 08:50:51.400 You know what, let's actually do it. Let's do it. 08:50:51.400 --> 08:50:56.400 Nah, nah. I'll just vote Sondred. 08:50:56.400 --> 08:51:00.400 I've ever played Lux if so, do you have any tips? 08:51:00.400 --> 08:51:09.400 Uh, yeah, I played a game where I was autofill, but supported at 1-0-9-4, and I pretty much sold off my kidney game. It was fucking horrible. 08:51:09.400 --> 08:51:13.400 No, it's a brand new detail. You're probably welcome. Thank you. 08:51:13.400 --> 08:51:30.840 Oh, I'm ghosting for this. 08:52:00.840 --> 08:52:07.840 Not that yet, baby. That's what I'm looking for. 08:52:07.840 --> 08:52:10.840 Because normally when you do something, I'm going to look at- 08:52:10.840 --> 08:52:19.840 Fuck you! Fucking mom! Fucking dog! Jesus, this guy's like really letting it out this 08:52:19.840 --> 08:52:20.840 game. 08:52:20.840 --> 08:52:35.080 So now we're going to get the pickaxe and after this we'll look for the topcrab here, 08:52:35.080 --> 08:52:38.600 and it's like maybe Grubbs. 08:52:38.600 --> 08:52:46.080 We have to put on this job here 08:52:46.080 --> 08:52:57.680 I'm gonna be honest guys pardon me wants to just sit there and invade the fucking enemy 08:52:57.680 --> 08:52:58.680 topside here. 08:52:58.680 --> 08:53:00.680 I don't know about Ash be our best friend 08:53:15.400 --> 08:53:17.680 Yeah, let's go grab some number look on in there 08:53:20.600 --> 08:53:22.600 Clubs are down 08:53:25.120 --> 08:53:27.120 Let me do something 08:53:28.680 --> 08:53:30.680 Oh shit! 08:53:30.680 --> 08:53:32.680 Wait, Jclips! 08:53:32.680 --> 08:53:34.680 They're gonna fuck this up. 08:53:34.680 --> 08:53:36.680 Appreciate it. Thank you. 08:53:36.680 --> 08:53:38.680 Oh god. 08:53:40.680 --> 08:53:42.680 I'm gonna be honest. 08:53:42.680 --> 08:53:44.680 I might fucking be dead. 08:53:44.680 --> 08:53:46.680 Dude, this at the moment. 08:53:46.680 --> 08:53:48.680 What the fuck? That's crazy. 08:53:48.680 --> 08:53:50.680 Okay, listen, Jclips. 08:53:50.680 --> 08:53:52.680 You saw nothing though. 08:53:52.680 --> 08:53:54.680 Whatever you just saw happen, you didn't see it. 08:53:54.680 --> 08:53:56.680 That's actually fucking insane, mother. 08:53:56.680 --> 08:54:00.280 and I think I love the gift as well. Thank you bro. 08:54:00.280 --> 08:54:04.480 Wow that's actually fucking insane by the way. 08:54:04.480 --> 08:54:10.980 Wow. And uh, too soon there in the comments as well. Thank you. 08:54:10.980 --> 08:54:16.680 Okay guys listen. 08:54:16.680 --> 08:54:23.540 We have to work for the 08:54:23.540 --> 08:54:25.540 Bazzi top there into heralds 08:54:28.180 --> 08:54:30.500 And as long as you do that it's gonna be super good for us 08:54:34.580 --> 08:54:36.580 But it's actually insane 08:54:47.300 --> 08:54:50.560 I think I'm gonna just play like Bazzi top into heralds here 08:54:53.540 --> 08:55:02.540 We're gonna talk, I'm gonna go mochads into Amnisonger, we're just gonna like to NastyMax this game. 08:55:02.540 --> 08:55:08.540 And what do you want to main Hecarim? 08:55:08.540 --> 08:55:14.540 He was the only ever really champion that I like, really synergized with. 08:55:14.540 --> 08:55:17.540 Like I would never really win on anything else except him. 08:55:17.540 --> 08:55:20.540 And I was like over time I was like, you know what, fuck it, what if I want to check that. 08:55:20.540 --> 08:55:40.980 I mean, this guy is literally just fucking inside out, peace. 08:55:50.540 --> 08:55:57.880 Oh god, is he going to lose his mind because I saw his cannon? 08:55:57.880 --> 08:56:08.200 Fuck, I should not have smite this, get sawed's cannon. 08:56:08.200 --> 08:56:10.200 So this rises for sure, dude. 08:56:10.200 --> 08:56:19.400 Yeah, but this game is a good free run. 08:56:19.400 --> 08:56:23.640 Spoken to Nautilus we're going to look for the, uh, the, uh, Reptile of the map that we should give. 08:56:31.080 --> 08:56:34.400 Do you know what it feels like when you smite the Skitso's cannon in your league game? 08:56:35.000 --> 08:56:39.840 As I imagine there's this like cracked out homeless man on map, and you like decide to take his like, 08:56:40.760 --> 08:56:46.080 shopping cart, instead of like someone else's, and then it's just like you're like, oh fuck, maybe I shouldn't have done that. 08:56:49.400 --> 08:57:10.400 all right we're gonna hold this shit up in here 08:57:10.400 --> 08:57:14.400 I mean, really, Scythe of the Grades, you just smite the Scythe of Smite, yeah, right. 08:57:23.120 --> 08:57:23.620 Oh! 08:57:25.020 --> 08:57:27.520 I mean, I don't even think I have to boss you, to be honest. 08:57:28.600 --> 08:57:29.820 Er, not a boss, but I'll... 08:57:34.100 --> 08:57:35.320 I'll probably win this one, though. 08:58:10.400 --> 08:58:15.960 pissed if no no if I would have smited the renekton and I would have actually 08:58:15.960 --> 08:58:19.640 smite the dragon like I wanted to that's a quadra kill there or triple kill 08:58:19.640 --> 08:58:28.600 at least oh bro I actually messed up fuck me I did I like if I smite the 08:58:28.600 --> 08:58:31.600 dragon we actually kill everyone because I would have gotten the healing from the 08:58:31.600 --> 08:58:37.600 this might this might have gotten killed 08:58:37.600 --> 08:58:44.600 jesus christ 08:58:44.800 --> 08:58:51.800 it's actually fucking insane 08:58:51.800 --> 08:59:02.880 Let's actually look on this, uh, this here. 08:59:02.880 --> 08:59:09.880 i think mochi would just go top crabbin so like top stand in 08:59:32.880 --> 08:59:37.880 How do I take this stop wave into red? 08:59:37.880 --> 08:59:44.320 Oh god, what's he gonna ask for now? 08:59:44.320 --> 08:59:46.480 I want him to kill me so he can die. 08:59:46.480 --> 08:59:49.600 But that's like next level hating. 08:59:49.600 --> 08:59:52.720 Wanting the enemy jungler to kill you just so your team can kill him is like actually 08:59:52.720 --> 08:59:55.720 next level hating. 08:59:55.720 --> 09:00:07.720 Wait, how can the mom die before her son is born? 09:00:07.720 --> 09:00:24.480 Isn't that, like, not even possible? 09:00:24.480 --> 09:00:28.480 Is every Q auto I'm hitting for about 400? Is I'm in enough damage for this? 09:00:30.480 --> 09:00:32.480 It simply gets a fucking hard win there. 09:00:34.480 --> 09:00:36.480 Is Master Yas here? It's like okay. 09:00:38.480 --> 09:00:39.480 Good buddy on the comp though. 09:00:46.980 --> 09:00:47.480 Nice. 09:00:54.480 --> 09:01:11.280 I think our best angle now is we actually just like raptors or wolves then after we'll just look on the run into crugs 09:01:24.480 --> 09:01:27.600 I'm trying to think of like what I didn't... 09:01:27.600 --> 09:01:32.760 I feel like just finishing merch heads and then building into deaths on some fucking banners. 09:01:32.760 --> 09:01:35.600 merch heads deaths down, star xl is the last food and merch has to be... 09:01:35.600 --> 09:01:36.600 oh yeah. 09:01:36.600 --> 09:01:37.600 that's the player right there. 09:01:37.600 --> 09:02:04.560 What? Wait, what? Wait, I'm- wait, what? I'm getting- I'm getting killable? Okay, I'm 09:02:04.560 --> 09:02:08.060 I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I genuinely would have never assumed that I was killable. 09:02:09.180 --> 09:02:11.180 What the fuck was that? 09:02:18.720 --> 09:02:21.420 Like, that's actually fucking insane. What? 09:02:24.340 --> 09:02:25.840 Like, holy shit. 09:02:34.560 --> 09:02:37.600 How did he just end the Sadiq? I literally have no idea bro. 09:02:43.600 --> 09:02:45.760 But yeah, I really have genuinely no fucking idea. 09:02:57.520 --> 09:03:01.680 Okay, so I guess we could play on the dragon in here, but I'm gonna be honest, we only have one drag. 09:03:01.680 --> 09:03:04.680 That song would be able to play for so long anyways, so I'd rather not look for it. 09:03:10.180 --> 09:03:13.680 Like, I don't know, I just like for force find man, force find man. 09:03:18.680 --> 09:03:19.680 It's okay. 09:03:20.680 --> 09:03:21.680 Oh, okay. 09:03:21.680 --> 09:03:31.680 nice okay so you got that 09:03:31.680 --> 09:03:37.680 I didn't actually just gonna play on.. 09:03:37.680 --> 09:03:39.680 oh I don't wanna play on dragon 09:03:39.680 --> 09:03:48.680 it's kinda insane that we're not able to just straight up brute force and the fucking game 09:03:48.680 --> 09:03:50.680 I need you oh god 09:04:15.140 --> 09:04:17.140 Jesus Christ 09:04:18.680 --> 09:04:23.680 Jesus fucking Christ. 09:04:23.680 --> 09:04:47.680 Well, I'm gonna be honest with you, I didn't mean to meddle in this level of 18. 09:04:47.680 --> 09:04:50.800 full build like this is an ironic big problem 09:05:03.840 --> 09:05:07.120 like i'm gonna be honest guys the rise is actually a fucking problem 09:05:11.840 --> 09:05:13.280 he literally one shots everyone 09:05:17.680 --> 09:05:24.680 makes me wonder if I want to do Serax or if I want to just do K-Nek 09:05:54.680 --> 09:05:56.680 I don't know that one yet 09:06:24.680 --> 09:06:38.280 Yeah this game is like unironically kind of hard now because the enemy team has enough 09:06:38.280 --> 09:06:42.080 workflow that they can just solo him definitely. 09:06:42.080 --> 09:06:43.880 Unless you play 1v1 after this. 09:06:43.880 --> 09:06:46.240 Yo you guys know motherfucking DOLLO? 09:06:46.240 --> 09:06:48.880 Best tackle in the world. 09:06:48.880 --> 09:06:50.880 I think we just put in bot... 09:06:50.880 --> 09:06:51.880 Action out! 09:06:54.380 --> 09:06:55.880 We're in bot mixup. 09:07:06.880 --> 09:07:07.880 I think I'll Cp. 09:07:18.880 --> 09:07:25.880 yo smugger are you going to fight it go? 09:07:25.880 --> 09:07:34.880 Remeber who you are right before you get hit with me 09:07:34.880 --> 09:07:36.880 I got this fast fucking ass hearted 09:08:04.880 --> 09:08:18.600 Riven bought me top 26.45 09:08:18.600 --> 09:08:23.600 These people are such fucking retarded losers. 09:08:33.600 --> 09:08:38.600 Oh, a hack was automated. Ah, it's one of those, sir. 09:08:42.600 --> 09:08:47.600 He's one of those fucking freak losers. Cheers, man. 09:08:48.600 --> 09:08:59.460 I can't remember how much I have to pay for solo this game. 09:08:59.460 --> 09:09:13.880 I should have been over 20 minutes ago. 09:09:13.880 --> 09:09:19.480 So we have a 20 kill Hecarim and a 15 kill Riven and my Thresh is saying, oh guys it's 09:09:19.480 --> 09:09:23.480 okay at least Mordor almost has his 225 stacks. 09:09:23.480 --> 09:09:27.800 Like we never needed this game to go to that point bro, ever. 09:09:27.800 --> 09:09:30.480 What do you mean, it's okay, like what? 09:09:30.480 --> 09:09:34.720 Yeah, at least the entire new team is getting more of a chance to scale instead of just 09:09:34.720 --> 09:09:36.720 being there in the right side of the front. 09:09:36.720 --> 09:09:40.840 As a fanboy in your fanboy community, I felt super safe smiley face 09:09:41.400 --> 09:09:45.680 Especially when it's hot bang bang bang my sister in front of Korea solo queue 09:09:45.680 --> 09:09:50.000 I wish you could stream it my dear life you do for Jinky smiley face 09:09:51.560 --> 09:09:53.800 We gotta we gotta put it in jail, bro 09:10:06.720 --> 09:10:08.720 But they're intended to show 09:10:14.320 --> 09:10:16.760 Rice and literally borderline fucking one shots 09:10:22.600 --> 09:10:24.760 Oh, no, that's okay 09:10:36.720 --> 09:10:38.720 Oh nice. 09:10:38.720 --> 09:10:42.720 It's on your AFK for a second because I need to pick up the... 09:10:42.720 --> 09:10:43.720 Breeds. 09:10:45.720 --> 09:10:47.720 Okay, give me one second. 09:11:36.720 --> 09:11:56.720 and 09:11:56.720 --> 09:11:58.720 and 09:11:58.720 --> 09:12:05.120 well guys you want to solve this game till narnia comes so fuck it 09:12:05.120 --> 09:12:14.640 I actually just played baron's soul 09:12:14.640 --> 09:12:39.640 It's in 10 that this game is going on this time though. 09:12:39.640 --> 09:12:53.800 just go back and solo, just go back and solo, my team doesn't know how to play teamfights 09:12:53.800 --> 09:12:57.000 and they don't know how to play on the game, so the only way we can do it is to play for 09:12:57.000 --> 09:13:04.000 band on the Soul Shack. 09:13:27.000 --> 09:13:36.440 Well, sucks that the Ryze had flash, but the good thing is that everyone dies, so then 09:13:36.440 --> 09:13:38.160 we actually end the game off that. 09:13:38.160 --> 09:13:39.160 Nice. 09:13:39.160 --> 09:13:46.120 This game has a lot of kills for 32 minutes, yeah, it's because they don't end the game. 09:13:46.120 --> 09:13:48.960 So even though we saw them, we got all these kills and we did all this shit, it doesn't 09:13:48.960 --> 09:13:52.760 matter because my team doesn't understand, like, that if we just group and we fight, 09:13:52.760 --> 09:13:54.760 we'd like and 09:13:56.760 --> 09:14:01.140 It's it's still gonna drag it. Oh my god, it's still not over 09:14:01.940 --> 09:14:05.240 All right, nice guys good news. We actually managed 09:14:05.960 --> 09:14:07.960 To win thank God 09:14:08.720 --> 09:14:15.200 Wow, how many kills well I called it. What the fuck did I say? I literally called it 09:14:15.840 --> 09:14:18.240 Like I knew it would be this guy I 09:14:18.240 --> 09:14:20.240 I 09:14:20.240 --> 09:14:25.760 Called it there's only one guy that plays mages mid lane and is mentally ill enough to type that 09:14:30.320 --> 09:14:32.320 By the way guys listen um 09:14:35.200 --> 09:14:40.840 Oh, no, no, no, it's okay. I want to record some stuff. Anyways, uh, well, it's actually humson ash this game 09:14:40.840 --> 09:14:47.560 Anyways guys, we're going to call the shim a share and the reason why is because I have 09:14:47.560 --> 09:14:51.480 to record some shit and vampire theme in the province so I appreciate it. 09:14:51.480 --> 09:14:52.480 Thank you. 09:14:52.480 --> 09:14:56.160 And SirX, Excel, thank you guys for the subs. 09:14:56.160 --> 09:14:57.160 So we're going to call it a share. 09:14:57.160 --> 09:14:59.760 I want to thank you guys all so much for everything today, for all the followers and 09:14:59.760 --> 09:15:00.760 watching. 09:15:00.760 --> 09:15:01.760 Thank you. 09:15:01.760 --> 09:15:02.760 Subs give, subs resubs. 09:15:02.760 --> 09:15:03.760 Appreciate it. 09:15:03.760 --> 09:15:07.920 We are going to be live again tomorrow way earlier than we were today. 09:15:07.920 --> 09:15:10.200 So tomorrow should be an early start. 09:15:10.200 --> 09:15:14.200 I think we're probably going to spend at least 4 hours from our coaching jinxie. 09:15:14.200 --> 09:15:18.200 So we'll be able to get in some solo queue, then it'll be a lot of coaching and then 09:15:18.200 --> 09:15:19.200 more solo queue. 09:15:19.200 --> 09:15:21.440 So the more is going to be a banger. 09:15:21.440 --> 09:15:26.720 But anyways, I want to thank you guys all for tuning in today for all the follows, all 09:15:26.720 --> 09:15:29.440 the subs, give subs, resubs, everything like that thing. 09:15:29.440 --> 09:15:31.640 Thank you guys all so, so, so, so, so much for everything. 09:15:31.640 --> 09:15:37.080 I'm not sure how many bureaus we're actually at today, but it's been really fucking crazy 09:15:37.080 --> 09:15:38.080 to see. 09:15:38.080 --> 09:15:41.080 Just like how much everyone's been enjoying everything. 09:15:41.080 --> 09:15:46.080 So anyways, with that being said, we're actually going to go offline now. 09:15:46.080 --> 09:15:48.080 6.9k, nice. 09:15:48.080 --> 09:15:50.080 But yeah, so we're going to go offline now. 09:15:50.080 --> 09:15:52.080 We're going to call it here. 09:15:52.080 --> 09:15:54.080 And tomorrow we're going to go on the Warpath to Challenger, right? 09:15:54.080 --> 09:15:56.080 Nine wins away from Chal. 09:15:56.080 --> 09:15:58.080 But anyways, have you guys all been curious tonight? 09:15:58.080 --> 09:16:00.080 And I'll see you guys all again tomorrow. 09:16:00.080 --> 09:16:02.080 Peace.