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Honestly talk to my focus looks like it's gonna be okay this game

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You know I'm none and I'll have a better idea.

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I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I actually have a bit of a crazy idea but I think it's gonna work.

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Okay chat, I wonder if you guys are ready to see some new plating.

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And uh, right down towards the monstrel mark. Thank you.

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I got you buddy, always.

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I just saw we're gonna win the game of the one check this out

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Wait what

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All right, I'm fucking dead yo

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I'm going to be honest, I genuinely don't know on what planet I can't sure to ever

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so it's a blue buff this game but wow first game of the day we're already in a fucked up spot

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like that's that's actually fucking crazy first game of the day we're already in such like a fucked up uh

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fucked up spot

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okay so what we're gonna do then is i'll just throw in the wrappers then because if i don't

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Don't tell me afters I'm just fucked.

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No, there's no way.

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My game is so real.

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Guys, I'm not gonna lie, this game is so fucking horrible right now.

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Wait, actually, is it though?

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Wait.

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Okay!

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Wait!

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WHAAAAAT?!

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Okay guys, I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore.

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Like, I don't even know what's going on anymore.

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I really don't.

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Like, you know when it's like crazy shit just happens, but it's like so much of it happens,

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they don't even know how to like process it anymore?

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Like, I genuinely don't even know what the fuck is even happening anymore.

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I really don't.

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I can't even like process all this information.

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Nice, we have a winning bot and the last one I'll take.

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Winning bot and it doesn't look like our game is that bad to be honest.

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Because yes, I'm 0-1-1, but so is the Kindred.

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And it's like we both ended kills to the enemy mid laner.

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So it's like mid laner is actually even right now.

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So when it's even bot is winning jungles even, we're actually in a really nice spot.

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Okay, so Akshan ends up going for a bot gank.

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Well, okay, we could actually just play on like a top-to-bot poker, then.

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YOOH!

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Jakey, what the fuck, bro?

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Already?

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Dude, we're not in damage into the stream yet!

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But they're in the Viper, appreciate it.

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Thank you.

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And Gifty, they're in the sub-as-well farm, and they're in the prime and re-thame for 14 months.

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Thank you, guys.

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okay guys have really bad news so it turns out that the enemy action is now

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actually four and zero

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oh

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What a roguepig ends Kindred or Lee Sin.

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Guys, what do we think is worse of a game?

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Is Kindred or Lee Sin?

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Because realistically, if I just don't first pick Akram, then they're never gonna go Kindred, but it's like...

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Do I really want to give up first picking Akram just because they might lock in Kindred?

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What a fucking 8-skinned.

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Can I even kill this?

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Thank God.

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Yeah, if I go for this, I'm dead to the actual.

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I'm in reset right now.

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Can you think of what ever do you think you can jump or challenge again?

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Ah, not anytime soon, to be honest.

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Not anytime soon.

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Because like, all those challenges were done because I just didn't feel any kind of like,

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spark with like, the actual, like, playing games and not themselfs, right?

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So it's like, I'll do all these different challenges to kind of like,

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office right so they'll do all these different challenges to kind of like

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sell these builds like have some fun on the stream you can learn this game on

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kinship or inbade was just fucked okay lowkey true though

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unironically that's lowkey facts though and I guess from there through mental

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like thank you holy fuck that hype chain coming out of the woodwork for that

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okay so some more we're gonna have to do yours we're gonna have to plan the gromp

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And then after gromp we're gonna look on the uh, I don't have to grab we can just play play for the rest of here

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And so dragon

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So Chris on

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I'm saying that kind of strong though to be honest

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Like real shit we're actually starting to get somewhere.

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We're getting LP from Bans?

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What do you mean by that?

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Oh!

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Oh!

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I know what you mean.

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Okay, so for those who are unaware, the ranked one NA player was actually discovered to

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be some kind of like script or some shit.

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So as a result, a lot of people in NA Hyrule have been getting like plus 30 LP randomly

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because it's like they were getting LP refunded because they lost him

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but I've never paid against him

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I used to not like uh...

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since like the latter he said so no I won't I won't be getting any LP refunded

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it's only for the people that I should pay against him

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oh thank god yes

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Now we know that Akshan is definitely gonna try for some around here.

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But if he doesn't, then that's also good too.

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But why did they both just say?

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Wait, why did my team randomly slam in and die?

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Wait wait wait what my team could have recalled the enemy randomly wait what?

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Guys, I'm genuinely out of lost bullets

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How long was he fighting me for there?

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Like 10 seconds?

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I thought that entire 10 seconds my Renekton didn't want the side-tash to actually help

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me out.

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Look at that, it's holding.

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So am I dying for 10 seconds on the grubs?

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And it's like, I mean I guess Renekton was getting zoned by Vlad to be fair.

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Nah, whatever this sort of is.

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Yeah, I mean we can just ff this one.

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It's just first game of the day, that's the loss, that's all it is.

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Well, I mean to be fair, when my center randomly cancelled her recall and got both her and Ziggs killed for no reason, I knew that this game was a loss.

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Like, the second I saw that happen I knew this guy would just like, solo-sit cross.

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Ten runs away after this game. Yep, it's gonna be back to ten runs.

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Winning a good spot though, Key? Nah, not even close to good spot.

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I wish we would be, but not at all.

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Yep, I'll play guys.

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generational performance from our balling right now.

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And maybe what I could do is I could book up my blows bubbles thing.

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Oh shit! Yo dawg what the fuck?

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I'm gonna send him a free shot. Thank you.

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I mean yeah this is just cancer.

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Dog I'm gonna be honestly bro this game is fucking aids like I'd love to sit here and tell you right now that I'm gonna win for you

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But I'm gonna be honest. I got I don't know what I'm going to

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Like it's looking very fucking hard for us right now genuinely very difficult

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Yeah, like, see I'm gonna put on these drops here, but then I'm just gonna get crops on and die.

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Yo, guys, what the fuck is going on?!

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Bro, you guys can't be doing this to me in this game.

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Layout of all games, it can't be this one, I'm getting very fucked on like this.

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But uh, X-FoK, I'm gonna probably get a good free shot. Thank you.

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Nice. I mean Bokyuk could actually win. Bokyuk could actually win though. But it took him

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And I got an axe to stem this up too.

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No one's hanging out, she got this shit.

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Yeah, should be able to get this last grab.

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Nice.

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Nice, that's 1k.

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Nice, that's 1k.

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I really wish that my favorite would have landed his ability there, because if he did,

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we could have gotten both.

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But I'm going to be honest guys, I'm lowkey back in this game.

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Like you know how it's like earlier I said please don't like do anything, like this game

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is fucked?

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It's like, you know maybe it's not.

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Like lowkey maybe there's actually a fucking angle, a real talk, let me get around one second.

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Like there might actually be a fucking angle for this one.

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What the fuck?

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Alright, see what we got on the wrappers and the wolves.

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And the only thing is I welcome thank you

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I can't rest anger right now is just around these raptors here

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But as long as we get this I think we're gonna be in a really nice spot

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If they go as many means that action is bought

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you fucking cocksucker motherfucker you fucking piece of shit scumbag fucking

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freak dude if he doesn't know that's so sad cuz like I had no way out right so the only

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way out that I have that would be as if I like if he doesn't know it and I've managed

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to like randomly kill him

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honestly though it ain't looking too bad right now ain't looking too bad like I'm feeling

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good about this game so far

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What the fuck are they doing?

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We know he's getting out of his ult here.

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Okay, um...

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That's so far.

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Oh, I didn't have the fucking ammo speed to close the distance there.

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Like imagine I jump on them right now, I don't mean to bounce anything.

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Hold on.

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Now go, now we can.

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What's kind of fucking crazy to think is the fact that I'm actually ahead of the kinsher

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now even after the game that we've had so far yes we're gonna be down to dragons

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it's okay it doesn't matter because like we're building up the we're bridging the

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kill gap that's a really matter so now if we bridge the kill gap then we can like

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actually contest something like what kind of snow to the mouse

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I would say probably knocked him to be honest

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Because you can just like spell shield his his snowball and then you fear him you can't go somewhere to search him

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I'm sorry just like us

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Okay, so the good news is we're gonna get a random install and then next time that we

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get built for it will probably just be a K-neck.

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Cause if I get that item, there's not anything I can do anymore.

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We're gonna go with this and just Serax.

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I guess the Axion can still deal damage to me, but Kintra will never be able to over

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again.

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I saw him fly another three enemies.

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I mean

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I don't know I'll get so listen you guys remember how five seconds ago I said I want to do K-Nek

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as my next item so I thought about it more and I think what could actually be the better

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Angles if we just go still acts to be honest

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He's like imagine you can go still acts here, right?

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Then getting that shield game the tenacity, I think it's just gonna help a fuck them

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Wow well played

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Okay, so we know I can just take our bot side because my plug mark disappeared.

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Oh, please tell me that I just died.

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Notice how he doesn't do fucking shits anymore?

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It's because he won Kraken Collector, he has literally no armor pen.

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So little buddy boy won no fucking armor pen and I got random wins.

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Imagine that, I won random wins.

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Which is like the anti-crit item.

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So it means that he does absolutely no damage to me until like Lord Dom's regards, so he's

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forceable Lord Dom's regards now and even if he doesn't his DPS is Lord because he doesn't

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have a U. Cheers bro.

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Yeah, we're getting very strong man, I'm actually liking the state of it.

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Okay, so we're only missing about a hundred gold.

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I wonder if I'd be able to get my sarx off this farm.

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I could if I restore my.

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It's not gonna be fun.

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Okay, we reset, we get our gauge and then now we can have a zig zapy and then we win.

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oh well okay so they didn't actually started yet that's what it means if he's on my top

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I didn't start it

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I mean bro fucking Christ

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Josh, 75 gifts with a free shot. Thank you, bro.

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Oh, man. And a friendship there, in front of us all. Thank you.

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You're the gallows? Thank you, y'all.

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Listen, Josh, I'm going to try to give you a win here, okay?

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Now, the only problem with it, Josh, I'll tell you, is that I don't think we should go canik at all.

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I feel like I need more armor, so maybe I do, like, death stands.

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Logitech sounds now I think I think that man's actually has like a lot of value too

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let's look at this son

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well Santa we can't be serious

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Like if I wanted to build like a carry I would go something like a Bork here now.

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Or not Bork but a Blackweaver.

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If I want to be honest with it I don't want to get Blackweaver.

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Yeah I can just do damage now.

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Okay so now Kindred is going to start doing damage, the enemy action also has all the

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R2.

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what the fuck what is going on

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fucking aides game

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yo you guys know what the fuck is going on

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with him it's interesting about walk up

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Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I think we lost this game.

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Like, we had a little line where we could have won, and then it's just like...

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I don't know how it fell apart as hard as it did, but it's like everyone just found me

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so like, splitting and shit, and then afterwards it just fell apart completely.

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Like, now this is just fucking blown to hell. We are fucked.

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I'm the...

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Charlie from the sub and Mercy from the four years.

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Four years, Jesus.

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Yeah, the enemy Kindred's obsessed with CP, bro.

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The counter pick, bro.

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Counter pick Kindred, dude.

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Is there anything that we could book on this year?

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It's taking us out, I don't even think I can farm anymore, like, oh, I lost.

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Yeah, it's just over on this thing like it's sad, but it is what it is, you know

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I mean like it is what it is.

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Oh wow.

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I'm gonna say that Sloky does a lot of damage.

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I'm gonna say that Sloky does a lot of damage though.

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Okay, real shit.

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I genuinely think we have enough damage that we could do something.

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I genuinely think that we could actually do something here.

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Awww man.

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Let me think.

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We need a group that has 5, that's the only way we can ever win.

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you

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Dude, are you fucking serious?

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What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck okay?

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Let me get a coke

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yeah i mean bro like my six has fascia but he's not fashing the leonalds

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you know I mean it's like like he's not flashing where the only thing that can

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instantly one-shot him we fucking serious it

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I'll coke break now we have to

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like that's actually what it is we just had to do it bro

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The owner was better than Senna that game, well that Senna was unironically worthless

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for the first like 9 tenths of that game.

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Right?

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So Senna was worthless, the Ziggs was doing godfucking knows what, you know, it's like...

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10 game win streak soon? I mean we actually will. Like we actually will. I'm not even

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kidding by the way

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you store coke at your home

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i'm gonna have a couple cans bro

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i have a couple cans

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are you saying i'll put in a shit for hyrule or do things i'm not like a gore or shit

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What would we be going to climb with?

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Whoa!

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Let me explain it to you.

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The thing about Evelyn is Evelyn is a champion, right?

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Where you carry the game in a weird way.

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So what I mean by that is think of Evelyn like a Rengar,

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OK?

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But a Rengar with less team fighting carry potential.

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That's not sure what Evelynn is, right?

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And the thing about most Evelynn players,

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and the reason why they end up losing, right?

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And why they end up not winning as many games as they could,

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is because Evelynn players,

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it's so easy for them to get kills

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that all they do all game is play for kills,

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and then they lose with 20 kills, right?

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But if you play for objectives

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and you set everything up nice

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and you do all this nice, good shit,

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then it's like, you actually have a lot of potential.

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do a challenger marathon we'll see we'll see maybe

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alright alright guys garen into play what are we thinking

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That's a Garen in self-waist, what are we thinking here?

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Like, what's our team gonna need for us right now?

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Hang on the son job of baby equals the upland and it's not that simple because like the

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thing inside her lockdown she wants you to during the lockdown so I mean I guess kind

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of like low key kind of like I actually low key like you might not be that wrong.

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All right guys, smolder scion chase, okay?

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Now dude, I want to go AP this game, go under Diana.

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You know what looks really good here?

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Fuck, I don't want to do mastery.

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Mastery we don't have engage. Wukong, he doesn't have a damage, he's a smolder. I think I'll do Diana.

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I think I'll do the Diana guys.

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As much as I didn't want to, we have to do the Diana here.

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Okay, they have a ton of CC though.

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Zin-Zao, I think that's fine for me.

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Best red king game of all time.

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And I could've been get honest, I could've been get honest maybe.

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Viego is crazy this game, Nali's absolutely not.

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Remember, Viego's only good if you have single target but isolation lockdown on your team.

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This game we don't have enough of that.

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And the enemy team is like too tanky too, we want people to get resets.

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Adonis, I thought we said only Hecarim today.

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Yeah, look who the enemy team banned bro, what do you want me to do?

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Why is Hecrim banned in this game?

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Okay, so Hecrim was banned by the enemy Maokai.

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Do you guys want to bet that the enemy Maokai is somebody that was in my last game and just banned Hecrim because they're not in queue?

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Let's have a look.

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yeah see so like this is the thing this is how an a high-low goes okay i play a game as hecarim

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i lose uh my support on my team and the next lobby is against me so what does he do he instantly

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bans hecarim then the next game they're gonna say oh wait don't this was in the previous game

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they're gonna ban hecarim again so it's like sometimes that cycle continues for legitimately like

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like 3-5 games straight before I get another hack from gaming.

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Not any time soon bro, not any time soon.

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Why are there so many people here, we're getting re-boughted.

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I think right now the real viewer count is probably about like 3,000 I guess

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Guys what's the real viewer count? What's the real viewer count?

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Okay, so I got this

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now I'm gonna be honest with you guys normally Sion is a little bit of a

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problem but I think we're gonna be able to reach out 2.6k okay

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Yeah, that's the last thing, it's getting me balled by Bowie, 10k then.

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Okay, what I really want to do is I want to just look for Wolves and I'll put them back to the rest of the boss, I clear.

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Oh, wow.

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So we're gonna do this we're gonna play on the

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wrappers and after wrappers work on the

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last boss I play. I mean I'm gonna be

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real thing i was actually looking decent for us right now

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and

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right now let's see if we actually get to this crowd now

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I mean there's only that you guys don't kill it you know what low key low key low key worth

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low key worth I know that's so fucking crazy to say below cash or worth I should take that

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daily that's actually okay for us okay so now we got this we need to play on the

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I might need to play for med yank

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yeah I'll come now I'll come

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wow

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guys have bad news for us

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enemy son is already out like fucking

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3000 health and we're forming into the game

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that's in my reaction

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you know if you walk in the jungle you get instantly bad and i'm like getting

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with that on right is the eight is the only one

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I mean

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but what do you want me to do

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you walk up

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Yeah, I mean this guy is just with us.

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Like this way you're so with us.

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I don't know, I'm wasting all this time.

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Oh god.

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I

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Did you see some Chad that was now ranked one was banned for cheating long

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Yeah, but brah I'm gonna be honest like how can I even care about that one? This is my experience

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You know what I mean?

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Oh

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game's not so good. Okay. It's fine.

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Ahhhh.

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I like this lane should literally be unloosable for him.

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What a fucked up game.

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I get a horrendously fucked up game this is.

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Wow.

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I mean, I was gonna say maybe I'll look for a top-side mid on the uh...

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On the side of the bottom lane that doesn't have any cost.

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But it's probably gone.

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isn't up somewhere to surge.

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So the good news is guys that were actually back in business now.

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But I'm not even kidding, we're actually back in business.

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What?

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with four flat tires, that's an icy mountain.

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I know, I'm sure.

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So again, I'm getting on top of those, that's what matters.

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Out of curiosity, how's in Zao jungle?

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Who do you want to play with?

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Looks like Dusk and Dawn rush is like the crazy thing.

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And then you go like Riftmaker.

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So it's like Dusk and Dawn, Riftmaker, AP's in jungle.

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Wow.

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Oh, I mean am I just really dumb?

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As long as God just flashes over the wall here right?

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Now I think what happens is I just end up losing my uh, at least my bullshit code ever.

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okay so it looks like item

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i don't know is that the wrong items

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so item one

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people are even doing Nashor's suit that seems like a bit uh... a bit fucking funky though

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i wonder why people don't go like dusk and dawn into sundry sky

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i feel like that could be such an interesting build

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also got a

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son is already so tanky yes ridiculous

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that one shot it was right i on ironically should have one fucking uh...

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should have went to a red king

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Alright, came this here would have been really really nice actually.

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I thought it's like this guy knows that the AP's in Zao gimmick as they're just healing to full randomly.

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And it's like he's still not building anti-heal.

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Well, at least, at least he's missing his fucking field.

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His fear.

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So he misses the fear, which is like the one thing that he would have needed to land in

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order for us to stop him chance at killing him.

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I'm playing through Karon.

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Karon's holding one counter right now.

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Maybe Garen too, Loki.

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Yeah, well you're just a piece of shit, bro.

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Okay, so the smogger actually flashed away there.

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I'm not gonna say sure. I'll just have a light brown and lice up.

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I mean bro, let's just think of this what it is.

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Yeah, she was there just chalked up.

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As much as I wish I wasn't, it's just like, it's looking really bad for us.

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The only way we could have won is if one of our laners would have actually been performing and we could play through that, but it's like garrons losing lane phase, losing lane phase, losing lane phase.

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Almost like I can maybe find a kill on Jacer.

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I want to keep in mind that Sana is built full tank this game.

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Guys, why does every single day have to start off like this?

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Like every single day just starts off with like, I don't know, between like two to five

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losses.

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Like just instantly.

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just off the fucking rip, bro. Two to five losses every single time. Like, how fucked

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w and nzad

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you know fuck the roger

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well at least we got blood out in about like 6 seconds

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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Bro, those, those, no, we're hostaging this.

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We're actually hot okay, thank God

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You want to have having an alchohol I hope and even one like this yeah, sure

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Jenny is already ready to party wait already. It's fucking 2 p.m.

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Should I call on a oh high-five called him yo hi guys. What's up, man?

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Wait, is he already ready for it?

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The dark and private thing as for the subs and don't let me set you there in six months. Let's all come back. Thank you

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$800 sweet mother of Neptune do I get a hand job with it?

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That's like the upper end one, so if the basic one's like 200...

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Why is Dantez the one always trying to surrender now?

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Because these games aren't 1v1 at all.

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Like I'm all for playing games now, but that game is just complete on 1v1.

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Let's fucking go over it.

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Bridget, maybe we could do a Forza stream after...

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Alright, no more delay. We're good now.

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What are they, Jetty Carter?

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Can you wake me up, Buzz, by the way?

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Okay, the quick release on your wheel, it's just your wheel.

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No, it's not that one, so welcome.

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You haven't got the pedals, it's just your wheel.

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My wheel?

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Yeah, just the wheel, just the steering wheel.

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The circle thing.

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Bro, I just wanted to...

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Yes, I'll make sure with it.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Oh, shit, yo, what the fuck?

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I'm not sure that's, like, fully...

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Norway's having the five gets it Prishan. Thank you. Did you move the delay? I just I just turn off

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But you need to take it off take the wheel. I know he's made a car. I just want to call for five seconds

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Yo, what's up, bro

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Not much.

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Jynxia has a nice farm.

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I don't know because I had to reset my PC.

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So I just set 140 but I've been nice before that.

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Probably been nice to follow.

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I was trying to get a Bozar Ryzen on my Serenium.

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I'm a Bozar R5.

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Yeah, so I actually had a similar issue with this and I fixed it with Hibats.

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You have a steering wheel. Which one? Which one?

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I have the Mozar.

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I have the Mozar.

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Wait, so is he just like trolling him?

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Wanna know.

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I know if I knew you were doing this I would have called you hours ago bro okay

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all you have to do is unplug it unplugging back in

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unplugging back in

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this is where clip farming goes too far

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I will int your fucking game.

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Okay, no, true love it.

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True love it.

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Just one game.

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True love it.

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No, no, no, no.

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True love it.

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This isn't allowed.

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True love it.

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It's a jar of picks for hours.

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But why is it not working?

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Oh, hello, hello.

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True love it.

58:28.900 --> 58:29.900
Get him.

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But why is it not working, though?

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It's the take the turn off the power. Okay, so high-fives. The power is what we're gonna do tomorrow

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We're gonna chat. It's we're gonna do tomorrow's stream. We're gonna watch the RLCS and then we're gonna

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He can't get the paddle shifters to work and then it disconnects

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Because chat the last thing I want to do what the fuck is a paddle shifter a live tech support stream is the most tilting thing ever

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Yeah, okay, tell Dante's to wake the fuck up chat

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I'm gonna be up to one YouTube video, and then I'm gonna be on lead for 10

59:11.600 --> 59:16.760
Okay, so it does. I'm not time for a game. We're not getting off league until I'm brawns. I'm playing game

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I don't like died. I'm playing all the game. I'm not gonna laugh

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Yes, I'm playing other game, man. I lost to an about we need to win got a boy back home in Michigan

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Okay, wake the fuck up. I'm up and

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Jonathan from and Jamsauce and the sub welcome. Thank you

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Okay

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Okay, okay, okay

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Okay, so wait, how long is the video he's gonna react to me? So chat I'm gonna

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Tell me to give y'all three videos. I'm gonna give y'all three videos. Okay, chat

59:50.760 --> 59:56.040
Please be like it 25 video Jack video number one

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Five poor students verse one rich student video number two five actors verse one real murderer and video number three

01:00:07.160 --> 01:00:09.640
I bought every AI scam

01:00:11.880 --> 01:00:15.320
Oh, and we have to watch SGA for off really quick Jack run the pole

01:00:15.320 --> 01:00:17.320
Are you ready?

01:00:17.320 --> 01:00:19.320
Are those like long videos?

01:00:19.320 --> 01:00:21.320
Five P stars.

01:00:21.320 --> 01:00:23.320
Yo, have us.

01:00:23.320 --> 01:00:25.320
Okay, wait, we're good.

01:00:25.320 --> 01:00:27.320
Okay guys, we need to win this game.

01:00:27.320 --> 01:00:29.320
We actually need to win this game.

01:00:29.320 --> 01:00:31.320
Because if I start off the coaching and I'm on the three game lost streak,

01:00:31.320 --> 01:00:33.320
I will genuinely want to kill myself.

01:00:33.320 --> 01:00:35.320
I'm not even kidding.

01:00:35.320 --> 01:00:37.320
Like we actually need to win.

01:00:37.320 --> 01:00:39.320
Like we actually need to win.

01:00:45.320 --> 01:01:05.400
All right guys I need

01:01:15.320 --> 01:01:32.320
All right guys I need

01:01:32.320 --> 01:01:42.320
Alright, we're getting out.

01:01:42.320 --> 01:01:44.320
Alright, nice.

01:01:44.320 --> 01:01:49.320
30 second delay is back.

01:01:49.320 --> 01:01:51.320
It's like Men in Black, it actually is.

01:01:51.320 --> 01:01:53.320
Finally my dad message, I'm already sick.

01:01:53.320 --> 01:01:58.320
Okay, good.

01:01:58.320 --> 01:02:03.000
Okay guys, so we're done so not pike and Elise, right?

01:02:04.560 --> 01:02:08.480
I'm first time in since I'm a retard

01:02:11.200 --> 01:02:17.720
Okay, whenever you can please look up beyond 97% on YouTube. I promise that shit will get your bro

01:02:17.720 --> 01:02:23.280
I'm gonna be honest. I'm actually broken right now. I'm literally first time in since I'll I don't even know I'm doing this. Oh

01:02:24.720 --> 01:02:26.720
God

01:02:28.320 --> 01:02:33.320
Okay, apparently Hela Blades isn't as good compared to Conqueror then.

01:02:38.320 --> 01:02:41.320
Okay, we're definitely gonna go Conqueror then. Fuck Hela Blades.

01:02:45.320 --> 01:02:50.320
Okay, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. This looks good. Boom. Nice.

01:02:50.320 --> 01:03:11.880
nice nice nice nice okay now boom boom and okay okay so another question what do we build

01:03:11.880 --> 01:03:18.880
this game if we want to win. I think I will just do Dusk and Dawn Rush to be honest. But

01:03:22.280 --> 01:03:27.560
it's like Dusk and Dawn into what? It looks like, dude, I don't know, it looks like D&D

01:03:27.560 --> 01:03:34.560
Sunrise is good. And that's like what my gut tells me to. Rad Irel made a new video! What?

01:03:41.880 --> 01:03:46.800
What actually happened to Rada IRL?

01:03:46.800 --> 01:03:50.500
What the fuck is this?

01:03:50.500 --> 01:03:56.640
It's a link to this, oh this thing is playing League.

01:03:56.640 --> 01:03:59.600
I'm like my Swedish friends and then some...

01:03:59.600 --> 01:04:02.340
Yo you guys know motherfucking DOLLO?

01:04:02.340 --> 01:04:05.720
I mean no we can watch out later.

01:04:05.720 --> 01:04:06.720
Alright.

01:04:06.720 --> 01:04:07.720
YEAH!

01:04:07.720 --> 01:04:10.980
My running animation looks sick, what the fuck?

01:04:10.980 --> 01:04:13.420
Wait, why does his running animation look so cool?

01:04:14.060 --> 01:04:16.500
But his running animation looks so cool, what?

01:04:18.420 --> 01:04:22.460
And Jadot, I've been on the server for 18 months and I'm well done on the server. Thank you.

01:04:33.820 --> 01:04:36.780
Was I supposed to go east side? No, I think you're supposed to go east side.

01:04:36.780 --> 01:04:39.180
Yeah, I'm supposed to go east side, I'm not fucking retarded.

01:04:39.180 --> 01:04:41.580
I'm such a super retard, this will be a kill.

01:04:46.880 --> 01:04:48.880
No, bro. No way.

01:05:05.380 --> 01:05:08.380
Wooo! That's a fucking Xin Zhao, baby!

01:05:09.180 --> 01:05:13.180
Alright, I'm gonna be honest, fuck my plugs. If I go for those plugs, it takes too long.

01:05:13.180 --> 01:05:15.180
I'm gonna go straight to my Boono.

01:05:20.180 --> 01:05:22.180
Okay, you guys ready for this?

01:05:27.180 --> 01:05:28.180
Okay.

01:05:29.180 --> 01:05:32.180
So you just play for our Boono, and then I'll reverse clear upwards.

01:05:32.180 --> 01:05:36.180
I think I'll reverse clear is the only way that I can actually play this game, by the way.

01:05:36.180 --> 01:05:42.180
because if I don't reverse clear then I get invaded by Elise so it's like it has to be reverse clear

01:05:56.180 --> 01:05:58.180
I know it's supposed to be W max

01:06:00.180 --> 01:06:03.180
and then I think I'll probably actually do like Q max seconds too

01:06:06.180 --> 01:06:11.180
I'll see. I'll search up like that thing after this.

01:06:17.180 --> 01:06:22.180
Okay, so we're just going to play on the rest of Folklare bots atop, and then we should be in a very good spot.

01:06:29.180 --> 01:06:33.180
Okay, and three seconds left on our ability.

01:06:36.180 --> 01:06:40.420
Now the question is, so I want to do Krugs first, or do I want to do Krab?

01:06:45.620 --> 01:06:49.300
I think Krab makes more sense. Krab ends at TopGang because he has no Flash.

01:06:52.820 --> 01:06:56.820
And then I don't use any abilities on this anymore so I can save my abilities for the Garen.

01:07:06.180 --> 01:07:11.180
I'm trying to feel it, but I hold you in the light, it's cold

01:07:11.180 --> 01:07:14.180
You're going in the heart of the man I love

01:07:14.180 --> 01:07:17.180
And I thought, don't you need some more?

01:07:17.180 --> 01:07:19.180
Don't you need some more?

01:07:19.180 --> 01:07:21.180
Don't you need some more?

01:07:21.180 --> 01:07:22.180
What?

01:07:22.180 --> 01:07:40.180
So, so Minar died, wait, wait, wait, let me get the shield, let me get the shield, let

01:07:40.180 --> 01:07:41.180
me get the shield.

01:07:41.180 --> 01:07:47.340
My nar died with his fucking flash up and as a rip this guy's such a

01:08:04.300 --> 01:08:07.980
Like why would you I'm not gonna like wonder about it

01:08:07.980 --> 01:08:10.780
I'm just gonna say it is what it is

01:08:21.460 --> 01:08:25.760
And so now what we'll do is we'll just play on the crab and then after crab balls if I could look on the

01:08:26.940 --> 01:08:28.940
I'll see if I could look on the

01:08:29.420 --> 01:08:31.420
folk here now

01:08:37.980 --> 01:08:43.120
It looks like the Elise is looking for more plays, but I'm gonna be honest, like, she shouldn't be able to find me here.

01:08:44.120 --> 01:08:46.120
But I don't think she would even look in my jungle.

01:08:48.540 --> 01:08:50.040
Wishful thinking, maybe.

01:08:50.040 --> 01:08:56.040
my eyes all collided I don't know why I didn't trust you feel my side

01:08:58.040 --> 01:09:04.040
I broke it two million pieces I can't go back but now I'm seeing all the beauty in the broken lights

01:09:04.040 --> 01:09:05.040
because I'm part of me

01:09:05.040 --> 01:09:11.040
Okay so we're gonna do nows we're just gonna finish up the wolves and then we'll look on the other shit too

01:09:11.040 --> 01:09:13.040
I'm gonna put the girl stuck inside my life

01:09:13.040 --> 01:09:15.040
Topside clear and then we can maybe reset and look on the crab

01:09:15.040 --> 01:09:17.040
We're not crab but dragon

01:09:17.040 --> 01:09:29.040
I don't want to use my cure, my W cure, because I want to save it for the, uh, the recarge

01:09:29.040 --> 01:09:34.040
shield.

01:09:34.040 --> 01:09:43.840
Now, real question, is there any way that we could book on the dragon?

01:09:43.840 --> 01:09:49.120
I feel like best angle would actually be if we look on the red buff, and then after red we can maybe even reset.

01:09:54.720 --> 01:09:57.200
Yeah, we'll go red and then after I'm hitting 6.

01:09:57.640 --> 01:10:00.840
I'm gonna lose the dragon here, but maybe I can invade her top side.

01:10:13.840 --> 01:10:15.840
Nice.

01:10:15.840 --> 01:10:19.840
Okay, so now we have to look on this.

01:10:19.840 --> 01:10:20.840
Galio, you have your ult.

01:10:20.840 --> 01:10:23.840
If you rotate on this play, it's free as fuck, though.

01:10:23.840 --> 01:10:25.840
I promise you.

01:10:25.840 --> 01:10:26.640
Nice.

01:10:28.740 --> 01:10:30.340
Okay, so now we have to look on this.

01:10:30.340 --> 01:10:31.540
Galio, you have your ult.

01:10:31.540 --> 01:10:33.740
If you rotate on this play, it's free as fuck, though.

01:10:34.240 --> 01:10:35.240
I promise you.

01:10:53.940 --> 01:10:54.740
Nice.

01:10:55.840 --> 01:11:01.040
So now yes, I could look on the ground, but if I do and Garen kills me, it's really shit

01:11:05.280 --> 01:11:07.280
So I'm gonna hold on to

01:11:12.160 --> 01:11:16.640
I mean, that's a good just sad, but I'm pretty sure Narcan win this so

01:11:17.440 --> 01:11:22.120
Okay, so we end up getting the Garen's flash and out on so what I can do is I can just play on the

01:11:23.280 --> 01:11:25.540
Yeah, I'll just I'll just found the boss of top care sure

01:11:25.840 --> 01:11:27.840
It's fun to assign

01:11:31.600 --> 01:11:33.600
Actually, no, no, yeah, we're gonna promise

01:11:55.840 --> 01:12:00.840
Okay, so we're gonna do Nausea or something on this crab and then I'll follow it for everything else.

01:12:04.840 --> 01:12:07.840
The one thing that I don't really like about this is it's not visual rework though.

01:12:07.840 --> 01:12:11.840
Is that your Qs don't feel like Q autos, am I crazy?

01:12:11.840 --> 01:12:16.840
But you just do these like really weird, wonky fucking things, like it doesn't really look crazy.

01:12:17.840 --> 01:12:21.840
Like how many tell the difference between a Q auto and a regular auto attack?

01:12:25.840 --> 01:12:34.840
So now what we'll do is we'll just play for our folk here so that we can get the gold

01:12:34.840 --> 01:12:39.520
for our dusk and doggies and we'll be good.

01:12:39.520 --> 01:12:44.440
I'm looking getting kind of strong right now though.

01:12:44.440 --> 01:12:48.000
What's the ratio on my healing?

01:12:48.000 --> 01:12:52.000
That's fucking crazy.

01:12:52.000 --> 01:12:56.960
So the ratio on my healing is 65% of my AP, every 3rd hit.

01:12:56.960 --> 01:13:00.400
What kind of retarded fucking thing is that?

01:13:00.400 --> 01:13:03.560
And Riot thought that buffing the shit out of this was like a good idea, it's the craziest

01:13:03.560 --> 01:13:04.560
part.

01:13:04.560 --> 01:13:16.560
Okay, what we have to do is we have to play for our bot side now.

01:13:16.560 --> 01:13:18.560
I

01:13:35.840 --> 01:13:37.840
So plan this sound on the other

01:13:46.560 --> 01:14:02.120
guys I'm gonna be honest I really do think that you max second is way better

01:14:02.120 --> 01:14:09.000
than you all I guess insane as that sounds I think it's just better

01:14:10.720 --> 01:14:14.640
so I'll just play on the reset I'll get my item and then out of base I'll run

01:14:14.640 --> 01:14:21.640
straight bot so we can maybe look on this too.

01:14:30.680 --> 01:14:33.680
Now, let's see how I ran mid.

01:14:44.640 --> 01:14:49.480
And then after this we play on the crab and then we look on the dragon 20 seconds off

01:14:51.160 --> 01:14:56.000
Bro our team is actually gonna clean us fuck by the way, then you watch out Elise is gonna be here for sure

01:15:04.880 --> 01:15:08.160
No, it's Gallio fucking dead

01:15:08.160 --> 01:15:14.600
I'm gonna lose my oh my god. I lose my fucking red now

01:15:17.600 --> 01:15:19.600
Unless my no, I can check this

01:15:25.480 --> 01:15:28.520
I mean there's absolutely no reason I might not shouldn't be checking this right now

01:15:38.160 --> 01:15:39.160
Can I follow?

01:15:46.440 --> 01:15:48.800
You know what? Nami, can you walk up here?

01:15:51.000 --> 01:15:53.960
Yeah, you know what? No, no, no, it's way too greedy, it's way too greedy.

01:15:53.960 --> 01:15:56.600
And Josh, 7 to 15 on some high. Thank you.

01:15:56.600 --> 01:16:00.400
Haven't you invaded the enemy jungle? Whenever I get an opportunity to.

01:16:00.400 --> 01:16:03.160
Like here for example, invading is bad because we don't have

01:16:03.160 --> 01:16:06.240
Galio ult and we also don't really have like vision on Mother.

01:16:08.160 --> 01:16:32.760
I'm going to be real for you guys, it really ain't looking that bad now.

01:16:32.760 --> 01:16:36.760
Like if we look on the wrappers and after wrappers, if we look on the rest of the outside, it's

01:16:36.760 --> 01:17:01.680
going to go like it fast all we got to do now is we just play on the gromp and

01:17:01.680 --> 01:17:08.680
off of the ground for gonna be good

01:17:22.960 --> 01:17:25.760
it's definitely not to be a boss like they're here

01:17:25.760 --> 01:17:30.760
my boss didn't make it hard actually

01:17:30.760 --> 01:17:32.760
You guys know motherfucking don't

01:17:47.960 --> 01:17:49.960
I need to walk up to the gallery

01:18:00.760 --> 01:18:02.760
nice

01:18:05.240 --> 01:18:06.920
oh it's christmas

01:18:10.760 --> 01:18:16.760
bro literally nothing better than when you get the fucking uh the red buff to spot my employee

01:18:30.760 --> 01:18:40.440
Okay, well listen that's sad but it's fine.

01:18:40.440 --> 01:18:45.400
Okay so what we do now is we get our merch heads and after merch heads, I'll get my...

01:18:45.400 --> 01:18:48.920
I'll get Sunrise Sky and then after Sunrise Sky we'll do Death Sands.

01:18:48.920 --> 01:18:56.320
I also want to do Tide Hanokha as your Death Sands.

01:18:56.320 --> 01:18:58.520
Now we'll do Sunrise Sky. I think Sunrise Sky works.

01:19:01.020 --> 01:19:02.520
Sunrise Sky, Bokeh is good here.

01:19:04.020 --> 01:19:06.820
And Thicc, they haven't done it on some Mac, I can wait there for one month.

01:19:07.020 --> 01:19:07.820
Thank you guys.

01:19:09.020 --> 01:19:10.820
Like, Bokeh is actually decent here.

01:19:21.020 --> 01:19:21.520
Okay.

01:19:26.320 --> 01:19:33.320
I mean, they have vision on this, but I don't want to let Garen just round me get a pressure.

01:19:56.320 --> 01:20:03.800
What a fucking AIDS game, wow.

01:20:03.800 --> 01:20:06.560
Okay, that's funny.

01:20:06.560 --> 01:20:10.160
I mean it's so like easy, I wonder, well.

01:20:10.160 --> 01:20:23.640
Okay, all we have to do is just put on this dragon-outed base and then we're good.

01:20:23.640 --> 01:20:34.040
Okay, so I'll play on the blue and then after the blue I'll look on the jive

01:20:53.640 --> 01:21:00.640
Well, this guy is also retarded, I'm lucky.

01:21:23.640 --> 01:21:47.640
Guys, I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I genuinely think that we're actually

01:21:47.640 --> 01:21:53.240
going to have to start poaching being down 3 wins on the day, and it's like that might

01:21:53.240 --> 01:22:02.520
be one of the most tilting things that really ever like wow this is like actually fucked by the way

01:22:08.040 --> 01:22:11.240
i mean there's always still an angle though like it's not done yet but

01:22:14.280 --> 01:22:15.080
that's the swivel

01:22:19.160 --> 01:22:20.280
they actually should yes

01:22:20.280 --> 01:22:25.280
100% might be a generally shot.

01:22:30.280 --> 01:22:35.280
Yeah, no, it should generally be a thing, yeah.

01:22:50.280 --> 01:23:14.280
I mean we still won this one.

01:23:14.280 --> 01:23:44.260
right now i'm trying guys to actually win this one, easy as fuck

01:23:44.260 --> 01:23:51.260
i need to just play through my twitch and just kill him with my ult

01:23:51.260 --> 01:23:53.260
yo you guys know motherfuckin donald

01:23:53.260 --> 01:23:57.060
best hacker in the world

01:23:57.060 --> 01:24:04.060
alright, well that's sunken

01:24:14.260 --> 01:24:15.260
Nice.

01:24:30.260 --> 01:24:33.260
Guys, guys, guys, guys.

01:24:35.260 --> 01:24:43.260
Okay, like, dude, if Twitch survives one fight, I think we won.

01:24:44.260 --> 01:24:50.580
oh this is so fucked like the problem is that Galio has cancer right now that's

01:24:50.580 --> 01:24:53.700
like one of our biggest issues

01:24:54.420 --> 01:25:00.060
that's actually cool as fuck go and show them

01:25:00.580 --> 01:25:04.460
well what cosplay is that

01:25:04.620 --> 01:25:08.100
it's a gesture

01:25:08.100 --> 01:25:13.100
It's something I can't do because I'm fine I know.

01:25:13.100 --> 01:25:16.100
High five. Nice.

01:25:19.100 --> 01:25:21.100
Does it cat?

01:25:22.100 --> 01:25:26.100
Yup. She didn't got no hair as a gesture.

01:25:31.100 --> 01:25:32.100
Ow.

01:25:35.100 --> 01:25:37.100
Aftercare.

01:25:38.100 --> 01:25:45.100
Alright, I'm gonna play for the Raptors.

01:25:45.100 --> 01:25:46.100
Alright.

01:25:46.100 --> 01:25:53.420
Okay, I'm gonna play for the Raptors, and after this we might just have to look for

01:25:53.420 --> 01:25:54.420
something here.

01:25:54.420 --> 01:25:55.420
Yo, you guys know motherfucking DOLTLE?

01:25:55.420 --> 01:25:56.420
Best hacker in the world.

01:25:56.420 --> 01:26:06.100
Cause like, the issue right now is that we just need to group with our Twitch and make

01:26:06.100 --> 01:26:08.100
Make sure that Yon doesn't kill him.

01:26:08.100 --> 01:26:18.100
Guys, they're gonna be honest, there's absolutely no way in hell that we ever win that.

01:26:18.100 --> 01:26:28.100
Man, I feel like that's the most obvious thing ever to knock the I2, but I guess it's not

01:26:28.100 --> 01:26:29.100
for him.

01:26:29.100 --> 01:26:36.100
Like we can all walk in so I can unward it's after my phone.

01:26:53.780 --> 01:26:55.100
Alright guys!

01:26:55.100 --> 01:26:58.820
This one might be fucked.

01:26:58.820 --> 01:27:03.820
wow

01:27:03.820 --> 01:27:06.220
this one might actually be fucked

01:27:06.220 --> 01:27:13.220
I'm not even trolling

01:27:14.420 --> 01:27:16.460
oh wait a second

01:27:16.460 --> 01:27:19.420
I mean with twitch really needs more than anything else he needs IE

01:27:19.420 --> 01:27:25.660
the second he gets IE his game becomes a lot more playable

01:27:25.660 --> 01:27:32.660
and i think that's it now actually okay nice

01:27:43.500 --> 01:27:49.340
yeah we lost

01:27:49.340 --> 01:27:53.180
alright guys you just lost three games in a row

01:27:53.180 --> 01:28:00.180
i can't

01:28:00.180 --> 01:28:01.620
uh...

01:28:01.620 --> 01:28:03.700
this could turn into a mother

01:28:03.700 --> 01:28:08.180
one-third on the day at the i'm gonna ask you for the breaks on the

01:28:08.180 --> 01:28:10.820
this could turn into a mother-fucking-marathon

01:28:10.820 --> 01:28:17.420
one point seven k-d-a and uh... joe big meets and x-y thing as a subs

01:28:17.420 --> 01:28:19.300
we are currently i read to

01:28:19.300 --> 01:28:20.700
Why'd we lock ins in, don't ask?

01:28:20.700 --> 01:28:23.200
We are not allowed to end this stream

01:28:23.760 --> 01:28:25.840
until we get bronze and League of Legends.

01:28:26.660 --> 01:28:28.260
Until we get bronze and League of Legends.

01:28:28.600 --> 01:28:29.760
Is Don Tess bettering?

01:28:31.000 --> 01:28:33.440
Let's go, Gingsy!

01:28:33.440 --> 01:28:34.140
Mother of the Sea.

01:28:34.300 --> 01:28:36.100
Legitimately has the potential

01:28:36.500 --> 01:28:37.500
to turn into a fucking...

01:28:37.660 --> 01:28:38.300
Gingsy.

01:28:41.240 --> 01:28:42.000
Are you ready, bro?

01:28:42.660 --> 01:28:45.700
I just lost three games in a row and I'm already tilted as fuck.

01:28:45.840 --> 01:28:48.840
So guess who's gonna be receiving all the anger that I feel?

01:28:49.300 --> 01:28:51.300
me

01:28:52.540 --> 01:28:54.540
You know that's like jing see

01:28:55.160 --> 01:28:56.580
What is it like, bro?

01:28:56.580 --> 01:28:58.960
It's like I just had the worst day at work

01:28:58.960 --> 01:29:05.100
And then I get home and you show me this shitty little drawing that you made and it's like even though I shouldn't

01:29:05.180 --> 01:29:10.020
It's like you might have to get clocked upside the head. Do you know what I mean to make me feel better

01:29:10.820 --> 01:29:17.340
Jesus man. Jesus man. Come on, bro. I played a game of warwick this morning and went absolutely hammies

01:29:19.300 --> 01:29:24.340
the fuck bro it was the best game of warwick i've ever played i'm not kidding okay be honest

01:29:24.340 --> 01:29:33.300
how did it feel when you played that game it felt like the first time i ever tried lubricant

01:29:36.500 --> 01:29:44.260
really yes bro the first time i ever tried lubricant it was soap and it went in my urethra

01:29:44.260 --> 01:29:46.260
And it caused me a lot of pain

01:29:47.820 --> 01:29:51.620
Because why the because why the fuck would you use soap man?

01:29:52.260 --> 01:29:54.260
Why would you know bro?

01:29:54.260 --> 01:29:59.620
Me ho me ho I was in the shower and I kept doing that every day for like a month straight

01:29:59.620 --> 01:30:06.340
And then I I would do it for so many years that I ended up becoming a masochist because I would associate pleasure with pain

01:30:06.420 --> 01:30:08.420
Does that make sense?

01:30:08.420 --> 01:30:11.420
that actually does check out.

01:30:11.420 --> 01:30:14.420
Wow. God damn. You're fucking interesting, bro.

01:30:14.420 --> 01:30:15.420
Thank you. Listen up, man.

01:30:15.420 --> 01:30:17.420
All right. I'm going to say what's good.

01:30:17.420 --> 01:30:20.420
We're not allowed to end this stream until I'm brought.

01:30:20.420 --> 01:30:22.420
We're not allowed to jerk off.

01:30:22.420 --> 01:30:24.420
We're not allowed to take a shower.

01:30:24.420 --> 01:30:26.420
We're not allowed to eat food.

01:30:26.420 --> 01:30:28.420
We're not allowed to hug our parents.

01:30:28.420 --> 01:30:31.420
We're not allowed to literally go see the sunlight.

01:30:31.420 --> 01:30:33.420
We're not allowed to pet our dogs.

01:30:33.420 --> 01:30:36.420
We're not allowed to do anything until I'm bronzed.

01:30:36.420 --> 01:30:42.540
You're not even allowed to get out of your chair and piss because you have a fucking piss bucket under your desk

01:30:45.140 --> 01:30:51.260
Yeah, so about that coach, I didn't get a piss bucket how big is the girth of your penis?

01:30:54.820 --> 01:30:58.860
It's not narrow, but it's also not thick it's I'm gonna be honest

01:30:58.860 --> 01:31:02.760
It's sort of perfect there. It's in my opinion. It lacks you go to my stream. My girth is like

01:31:02.760 --> 01:31:06.440
Like, literally that, that's my girth.

01:31:06.440 --> 01:31:08.680
Okay, you know why that's perfect?

01:31:10.300 --> 01:31:11.140
Why?

01:31:11.140 --> 01:31:12.400
Because your dick hole fits inside

01:31:12.400 --> 01:31:14.260
that Saratoga water bottle.

01:31:14.260 --> 01:31:16.680
So you're gonna finish that up right the fuck now,

01:31:16.680 --> 01:31:19.760
and that's gonna be your piss bottle for the next eight hours.

01:31:19.760 --> 01:31:22.160
I'm not even fucking trolling, by the way, Jinxy.

01:31:22.160 --> 01:31:24.720
You're gonna be pissing on stream, on camera.

01:31:24.720 --> 01:31:26.320
I don't give a fuck, boy.

01:31:26.320 --> 01:31:30.600
Today you are getting bronze, and that is on God, okay?

01:31:30.600 --> 01:31:31.680
Do you understand me?

01:31:31.680 --> 01:31:34.240
but like are you absolutely positive

01:31:34.240 --> 01:31:36.480
that Faker did this shit, man?

01:31:36.480 --> 01:31:37.320
Are you sure?

01:31:37.320 --> 01:31:39.320
Let me ask you a better question.

01:31:39.320 --> 01:31:41.520
If Faker wanted to be the greatest,

01:31:41.520 --> 01:31:43.920
do you think he wouldn't do this shit?

01:31:46.720 --> 01:31:47.880
That's a good fucking point.

01:31:47.880 --> 01:31:48.840
Yeah, you're actually right.

01:31:48.840 --> 01:31:50.160
Okay, that's a good point.

01:31:51.160 --> 01:31:53.040
All right, bro, so how does this work?

01:31:53.040 --> 01:31:54.800
What delay should I run?

01:31:54.800 --> 01:31:55.640
What should I do?

01:31:55.640 --> 01:31:58.760
Like how do we min, like not even min max this,

01:31:58.760 --> 01:32:01.480
how do we maximize this fucking eat up that I have?

01:32:01.480 --> 01:32:04.040
Okay, so we're only playing Warwick.

01:32:04.040 --> 01:32:04.880
Yep.

01:32:04.880 --> 01:32:05.720
Only playing Warwick.

01:32:05.720 --> 01:32:07.680
I'm not, yo, fuck your Diana.

01:32:07.680 --> 01:32:10.400
If Warwick gets banned, should I play Yi?

01:32:10.400 --> 01:32:13.000
That's the only other champ you can play.

01:32:13.000 --> 01:32:13.880
Okay, thank you.

01:32:13.880 --> 01:32:16.600
So, if Warwick and Yi get banned, then what I do?

01:32:16.600 --> 01:32:18.560
I just int the fuck out of the game?

01:32:18.560 --> 01:32:21.600
Well, listen, the good news is

01:32:21.600 --> 01:32:24.160
that you can't be worse on Malfight than Modlin.

01:32:24.160 --> 01:32:27.060
So would you wanna whip out the Malfight, yes or no?

01:32:27.060 --> 01:32:31.820
But is Malfight a Jumbler or a Midlaner?

01:32:31.820 --> 01:32:32.820
He's like everything.

01:32:32.820 --> 01:32:33.820
But you know what?

01:32:33.820 --> 01:32:34.820
Fuck it!

01:32:34.820 --> 01:32:39.540
If Malfight or, listen, if Yee and Warwick both get banned, then we're gonna put you

01:32:39.540 --> 01:32:40.540
back on the Diana.

01:32:40.540 --> 01:32:43.500
Cause I'm telling you, yes, it was just an unlucky day.

01:32:43.500 --> 01:32:47.980
Like, bro, I'm not even kidding, Diana gets countered by Warwick, and you still won the

01:32:47.980 --> 01:32:50.900
match up early.

01:32:50.900 --> 01:32:53.100
Run zero today and ban Warwick every game.

01:32:53.100 --> 01:32:54.740
Uh, high-fives ban bottles.

01:32:54.740 --> 01:32:55.740
Yo, Don't test.

01:32:55.740 --> 01:32:56.740
Listen up, bro.

01:32:56.740 --> 01:33:02.860
Here's what I'm gonna do, Diana can go fuck herself with a little skill shots, okay?

01:33:02.860 --> 01:33:05.980
I like brawling and punching people in the face.

01:33:05.980 --> 01:33:11.980
If Warwick gets banned and if Yi gets banned, then I'm literally just gonna play Garen top.

01:33:11.980 --> 01:33:15.220
It doesn't work like that, Jingxi, because you're gonna be jungle.

01:33:15.220 --> 01:33:19.500
Like you can't just sit there and jam select and be like, alright, Garen top time.

01:33:19.500 --> 01:33:23.180
Like we're gonna have to find you a third jungler, so what are we thinking?

01:33:23.180 --> 01:33:25.180
Can you

01:33:25.180 --> 01:33:30.620
You like bowling and you don't like skill shots, right? Yes. Yes, we'll come we'll come we'll come

01:33:31.140 --> 01:33:33.580
Please man, please. I like broadly we'll come

01:33:34.140 --> 01:33:37.960
You want to do what we'll come actually has no skill shots. We can do we'll come

01:33:38.700 --> 01:33:43.000
Yes, please God, okay, so you know what fuck it. We'll do we'll come now

01:33:43.000 --> 01:33:46.260
Do you want to go and practice so I can teach you a little bit about the champ?

01:33:46.260 --> 01:33:52.140
We'll do it live. We a we all have time to waste bro. Look, it's not even gonna come to we'll come bro. Listen up, buddy

01:33:52.140 --> 01:33:58.500
I'm just gonna win all my games with Warwick. Now, Dante, what delay should I run because we need the same delay?

01:33:59.940 --> 01:34:02.220
Do 30 seconds 30 seconds

01:34:02.780 --> 01:34:06.740
All right, are you ready? I'm ready. I'll put on 30 seconds, too

01:34:07.820 --> 01:34:11.480
I'm gonna end I'm gonna end my broadcast and do 30. All right

01:34:11.940 --> 01:34:18.240
I'll part-time streamer already ending the stream. Okay 30 Dante, so I'm gonna come to Wukong bro

01:34:18.240 --> 01:34:22.280
Listen up, buddy. I'm just gonna win all my games of the warwick. Now don't ask

01:34:22.680 --> 01:34:25.400
What delay should I run because we need the same delay?

01:34:26.880 --> 01:34:29.120
Do 30 seconds 30 seconds

01:34:29.680 --> 01:34:33.620
All right, are you ready? I'm ready. I'll put on 30 seconds to

01:34:34.720 --> 01:34:41.440
I'm gonna and I'm gonna end my broadcast and do 30. All right. I'll part-time streamer already ending the stream

01:34:41.720 --> 01:34:47.180
Okay, 30 don't ask 30 now. Yep. Now it's done. It's done. It's done

01:34:47.420 --> 01:34:49.420
It's done. Are you ready?

01:34:52.620 --> 01:34:56.020
Okay, Jim see show your screen right now

01:35:00.060 --> 01:35:02.060
One second I'm texting my brother

01:35:04.180 --> 01:35:06.860
Are you talking about you're gonna be joining him in silver soon?

01:35:09.660 --> 01:35:11.660
No, oh, okay

01:35:11.660 --> 01:35:25.840
I was fucking born ready for this shit 30 seconds today has been applied check camera is covering

01:35:25.840 --> 01:35:27.840
minimap check.

01:35:27.840 --> 01:35:31.960
I know you don't have you don't have to have the minimap get covered if you have delay

01:35:31.960 --> 01:35:36.600
then remove the minimap cover because it's a more immersive experience for viewers so

01:35:36.600 --> 01:35:40.200
it can actually like understand what's going on in the game.

01:35:40.200 --> 01:35:42.200
Okay, kitten

01:35:43.000 --> 01:35:45.560
Okay, are you ready Bob? Are you ready?

01:35:46.420 --> 01:35:54.640
Yes, one moment. I'm gonna grab a bunch of bottles of water and I'll act your life. Okay, okay, but James you like

01:35:55.280 --> 01:35:58.820
Listen, I'm telling you right now. This is the last time you're getting out of your chair

01:35:58.880 --> 01:36:05.000
So whatever you need to get you get everything right now because you're not leaving that fucking chair unless your bronze like it

01:36:05.000 --> 01:36:06.200
Do you understand me?

01:36:06.200 --> 01:36:13.120
Me how I have a small bladder me how me how you have it me how you're gonna force out a toka bottles on your desk me how

01:36:14.560 --> 01:36:17.760
Okay, yeah, and then I'm gonna be pissing like a fountain

01:36:18.200 --> 01:36:22.480
Bro permission to leave chair, please bro, please just in between games. No

01:36:23.280 --> 01:36:28.080
JC no, okay, listen this is very important because I really don't feel like you understand

01:36:28.440 --> 01:36:32.920
Every time you leave your chair the promise you get taken out of the mindset

01:36:32.920 --> 01:36:36.560
It's like imagine you're in a war and you're killing bad guys, right?

01:36:36.560 --> 01:36:42.920
And then every 30 minutes you get to FaceTime you're like wife back home and say hi to your son

01:36:42.920 --> 01:36:50.680
But it's like me hoe if you're doing that then you're not gonna be focused on the objective at hand like what do you not understand?

01:36:50.680 --> 01:36:52.680
Jin see

01:36:53.840 --> 01:36:56.360
Okay, you're right fine listen, I'll get up one time

01:36:56.760 --> 01:37:00.640
Don't test I'm only gonna leave my chair one time for them to be right now don't test listen, bro

01:37:00.640 --> 01:37:05.920
Yep, if I don't get bronze today, I'm gonna wrap my car around a fucking telephone pole in GTA

01:37:05.920 --> 01:37:12.160
I need you at your highest level of coaching man. All right. Okay. I'm gonna be doing it all for you today, bro

01:37:13.200 --> 01:37:14.480
All right

01:37:14.480 --> 01:37:21.720
Stroke it a little bit Jarvis. All right, here we go guys. We are not ending the stream until bronze

01:37:21.800 --> 01:37:29.400
This is not fucking clickbait. We are not ending the stream until bronze. This is not fucking clickbait. Let's go

01:37:30.640 --> 01:37:32.740
Hi guys share screen on discord

01:37:33.780 --> 01:37:39.460
He sold in the show screen, and then you can queue up. We're not gonna we're not gonna make him first time down and say again

01:37:39.460 --> 01:37:42.680
No, it's like we're gonna give the little jinx you got a little break

01:37:43.760 --> 01:37:45.760
All right

01:37:45.800 --> 01:37:50.480
Guys, I'm gonna be honest today's the day that jinx he goes from iron to bronze

01:37:50.840 --> 01:37:56.760
It's like the first time that he's actually gonna have a real rank up and so far

01:37:56.760 --> 01:38:04.280
He's never actually seen what that looks like like you know when it's like you're like you're fucking like rank icon gets upgraded

01:38:04.280 --> 01:38:09.200
And then you sit there and you just feel like the fucking king of the world with that whole cool animation

01:38:09.240 --> 01:38:15.040
He's never experienced that before so it's literally gonna be a fucking dopamine head firm today

01:38:16.160 --> 01:38:18.160
All right nice, let's go

01:38:22.640 --> 01:38:24.640
All right, hi boys, it's so bro

01:38:26.760 --> 01:38:28.760
Okay

01:38:31.080 --> 01:38:33.560
All right guys this can be a bit of a crazy fucking game

01:38:33.560 --> 01:38:38.820
I'm gonna be honest like I'm already feeling like today. It's gonna be a fucking power push your bronze

01:38:39.160 --> 01:38:45.920
I'm gonna put a bet out there right now. I'm just gonna say it. I genuinely think he only loses one game max

01:38:51.800 --> 01:38:53.800
Let's hear it

01:38:56.760 --> 01:38:58.760
OWWWW!

01:38:58.760 --> 01:39:00.760
OWWWW!

01:39:00.760 --> 01:39:02.760
What happened?

01:39:02.760 --> 01:39:04.760
What happened?

01:39:04.760 --> 01:39:06.760
What happened?

01:39:06.760 --> 01:39:10.760
Oh my god, a seratoga bottle just dropped on my toe.

01:39:10.760 --> 01:39:16.760
Uh, wait, wait, quick, Jinzy, put it in my mouth. My tongue has healing properties.

01:39:16.760 --> 01:39:23.760
Yo, Dottes! Since we're going to be on League of Legends for potentially the next 12 hours, 12 hours, do you want to know everything I got?

01:39:23.760 --> 01:39:25.760
Yep, talk to me.

01:39:25.760 --> 01:39:28.760
Protein bar. Lemon flavor.

01:39:28.760 --> 01:39:31.760
Protein shake. Vanilla flavor.

01:39:31.760 --> 01:39:35.760
Electrolytes. Body armor. Flash IV.

01:39:35.760 --> 01:39:38.760
Electrolytes. Body armor.

01:39:38.760 --> 01:39:40.760
Two Zephyr Hills. Bottom of the water.

01:39:40.760 --> 01:39:41.760
Are you ready?

01:39:41.760 --> 01:39:44.760
Where's the fucking energy drinks?

01:39:44.760 --> 01:39:48.760
Oh my god. Can I run and get Celsius? I have to leave my chair again.

01:39:48.760 --> 01:39:51.760
Boat. Can I run and get Celsius? Please. I need to run.

01:39:51.760 --> 01:39:54.760
Fine, fine, fine, fine. Go fast.

01:39:54.760 --> 01:40:02.400
Bro, the most critical thing in here already forgot it.

01:40:02.400 --> 01:40:09.600
Alright, oh wait, he's against Nila this game, ooh that might be a bit hard.

01:40:09.600 --> 01:40:17.440
Nila and Soraka, Jesus Christ, okay, it's fine.

01:40:17.440 --> 01:40:27.360
you guys guys I just made up a funny new joke do you want to hear it why did

01:40:27.360 --> 01:40:30.360
Jinxie go to the Darth Maul

01:40:30.360 --> 01:40:37.000
guess what I got all right talk to me what you got not one but two energy

01:40:37.000 --> 01:40:43.880
drinks okay drink both of them right now yo hey what's a what's that yo got that

01:40:43.880 --> 01:40:48.080
buddy buddy buddy if I drink two energy drinks right now my heart's gonna fucking

01:40:48.080 --> 01:40:54.520
implode me how we hold let me ask you a question do you deserve a beating

01:40:54.520 --> 01:40:58.000
heart of your iron yes or no

01:41:02.200 --> 01:41:08.120
yo bro I don't know you see the day listen exactly and I don't want you to

01:41:08.120 --> 01:41:11.520
laugh bro because when you laugh it makes it seem like it's not as fucking

01:41:11.520 --> 01:41:18.800
Serious as it is this is very fucking serious shit though if I tell you you don't deserve to live unless you're bronze by the end of

01:41:18.800 --> 01:41:24.860
Today then you look at me and you say alright master. I will do everything to earn my rights. Do you understand?

01:41:26.040 --> 01:41:28.040
Okay, hi guys. Yo

01:41:28.560 --> 01:41:31.520
Don't that's is there where I could add your camera because this is gonna be a marathon

01:41:31.520 --> 01:41:33.760
Is there where I could add your camera up to my check and see you?

01:41:35.800 --> 01:41:37.800
Maybe I wrote okay

01:41:37.800 --> 01:41:39.800
Let me see what's up.

01:41:39.800 --> 01:41:42.800
If you don't throw your camera and discord, okay, virtual cam.

01:41:42.800 --> 01:41:44.800
Okay, I don't want. Turn on camera.

01:41:45.800 --> 01:41:51.800
Listen chap, this is gonna be the longest, this could be the longest stream of the year. Alright? Lock in.

01:41:52.800 --> 01:41:55.800
Start virtual webcam, wait one second.

01:41:56.800 --> 01:42:02.800
Guys, this stream could be 4 hours, this stream could be 45 hours. It depends how much I win.

01:42:07.800 --> 01:42:10.800
Don't worry coach, I'm doing my top debacle, sir.

01:42:10.800 --> 01:42:12.800
What is it there?

01:42:12.800 --> 01:42:13.800
What's up, man?

01:42:13.800 --> 01:42:14.800
FUCK!

01:42:14.800 --> 01:42:18.800
Dude, fucking discord's not working.

01:42:18.800 --> 01:42:19.800
Wait.

01:42:19.800 --> 01:42:20.800
Source?

01:42:20.800 --> 01:42:22.800
Let me know when it's there.

01:42:22.800 --> 01:42:23.800
Okay, wait.

01:42:23.800 --> 01:42:24.800
Hold on.

01:42:24.800 --> 01:42:28.800
This might have to be something we set up next game because time is modding and we can't

01:42:28.800 --> 01:42:29.800
lose.

01:42:29.800 --> 01:42:30.800
True.

01:42:30.800 --> 01:42:33.800
Wait, I thank God, though.

01:42:33.800 --> 01:42:35.800
God damn it.

01:42:35.800 --> 01:42:36.800
Fucking bullshit.

01:42:36.800 --> 01:42:38.800
Okay, we'll worry about it next game.

01:42:41.280 --> 01:42:42.780
Okay, GenC, are you ready?

01:42:43.920 --> 01:42:44.680
Yeah, I'm ready.

01:42:44.880 --> 01:42:49.600
Okay, so what we're gonna do is you're gonna play for the blue, top to bar, full clear, okay?

01:42:51.520 --> 01:42:55.760
Coach, we're not allowed to end the stream until I'm bronze. Let's go.

01:42:56.080 --> 01:42:56.580
Yep.

01:42:56.580 --> 01:42:58.280
This is all the training has came to this day.

01:42:58.520 --> 01:42:59.220
And GenC.

01:42:59.220 --> 01:43:00.520
All the training has came to this day.

01:43:00.680 --> 01:43:02.680
And GenC, this is what we're gonna do.

01:43:02.960 --> 01:43:05.760
So right now, it's 3pm.

01:43:05.760 --> 01:43:10.260
If you don't hit bronze by midnight, then you have to drink your piss bottles.

01:43:11.760 --> 01:43:12.760
Deal.

01:43:12.760 --> 01:43:13.760
Alright, let's go.

01:43:15.260 --> 01:43:18.260
Okay, so now, remember, insta-smite GenC.

01:43:18.260 --> 01:43:21.260
So, warwick trick for your clear, okay?

01:43:21.260 --> 01:43:24.260
When you finish your blue, use your cubo.

01:43:24.260 --> 01:43:27.760
If you instantly smite the grump, the grump runs to you,

01:43:27.760 --> 01:43:29.760
so you don't need to bring it back as far.

01:43:29.760 --> 01:43:30.760
Do you understand?

01:43:31.760 --> 01:43:32.760
Yep, got it.

01:43:32.760 --> 01:43:37.020
All right, so now let's go. Let's play for this

01:43:37.680 --> 01:43:44.120
Play for the wolves. There you go. This is cannibalism, Jinxie the wolf killing the wolves. Do you understand? Yes

01:43:44.560 --> 01:43:50.240
Coach I just want to say man if this turns out if this turns into a 45-hour stream for me to get bronze

01:43:50.240 --> 01:43:54.740
Then that's what I'm gonna fucking do. That's why I like to fucking here, bro. Cuz that's what it's about

01:43:56.160 --> 01:43:59.360
That's what it's about, bro. It's about dedication

01:43:59.360 --> 01:44:05.560
I don't think that's that bad unironically

01:44:07.280 --> 01:44:11.980
Because thing is it just means they're gonna lose a little more health, but you have a faster clear, so it's okay

01:44:12.100 --> 01:44:13.660
All right snuck one

01:44:13.660 --> 01:44:18.840
Now Jin see when you're doing this auto each of them one time because now you're wasting auto attacks, right?

01:44:18.840 --> 01:44:24.560
So in the future when you're cleaning the raptors, I want you to fucking switch between those those like auto attacks

01:44:24.640 --> 01:44:28.200
Like you're using mastery Q does that make sense? Yep got it

01:44:29.360 --> 01:44:32.440
Nooooo! Do not outab!

01:44:32.440 --> 01:44:36.440
I had to make sure my camera could see me, Rob. Alright, sorry.

01:44:36.440 --> 01:44:41.820
Okay, gosh, gosh, gosh. Okay, Krugs, Krugs, Krugs, let's go.

01:44:41.820 --> 01:44:44.480
Remember, if you win this one, you're Ivern 1, dude.

01:44:44.480 --> 01:44:48.320
Oh my god, you're right, you're right.

01:44:48.320 --> 01:44:50.820
Yes! It's an important fucking game, Jinx.

01:44:50.820 --> 01:44:52.960
I won in my game this morning, Chad. I won my game this morning.

01:44:52.960 --> 01:44:56.600
Yes! Okay, so now, Jinx, listen. You're gonna play for this, right?

01:44:56.600 --> 01:44:59.600
And then afterwards you're gonna go for the crab.

01:45:02.600 --> 01:45:05.600
Okay, now what you can do, you're gonna go for the crab.

01:45:05.600 --> 01:45:07.600
Okay, you can look for bar kill.

01:45:07.600 --> 01:45:09.600
No, no, go bar, go bar, go bar, you're on a timer now.

01:45:09.600 --> 01:45:11.600
Press W and run at them.

01:45:11.600 --> 01:45:12.600
Go, go, go.

01:45:12.600 --> 01:45:14.600
Remember, E hold Q.

01:45:14.600 --> 01:45:16.600
GenC, E hold it, hold it.

01:45:17.600 --> 01:45:19.600
Oh, I mean, that's fine, that's okay.

01:45:19.600 --> 01:45:21.600
Go, go, go, yes!

01:45:21.600 --> 01:45:22.600
Go, go, go, yes!

01:45:22.600 --> 01:45:23.600
No!

01:45:23.600 --> 01:45:24.600
Yes!

01:45:24.600 --> 01:45:25.600
YES!

01:45:25.600 --> 01:45:26.600
Okay, take the cannon!

01:45:26.600 --> 01:45:27.600
SMITE!

01:45:27.600 --> 01:45:28.600
TAKE THE GANON!

01:45:28.600 --> 01:45:30.600
THE GANON!

01:45:31.600 --> 01:45:32.600
FUCK!

01:45:32.600 --> 01:45:33.600
Okay, go for the crab.

01:45:33.600 --> 01:45:36.600
I didn't have my smite, you brain-dead fucking dog shit, coach.

01:45:36.600 --> 01:45:39.600
Sorry, sorry, but he just shot me because I took his shit.

01:45:39.600 --> 01:45:40.600
Ivern, player.

01:45:40.600 --> 01:45:41.600
Not anymore.

01:45:41.600 --> 01:45:44.600
Okay, Jensie, as punishment for flaming your coach,

01:45:44.600 --> 01:45:48.600
you need to drink your first batch of piss from the South Otoga bottle.

01:45:48.600 --> 01:45:50.600
I

01:45:54.840 --> 01:45:56.840
Now recall

01:45:56.840 --> 01:45:58.840
Why are we running to the top?

01:45:59.760 --> 01:46:06.760
JNC remember league of legends is about plans if you have a thousand six hundred gold you want to fucking spend it right?

01:46:10.360 --> 01:46:13.720
Like okay thing with this way buy the team at and then buy the shitty boots

01:46:13.720 --> 01:46:19.120
You have 400 gold. Remember what we talked about when it came to like spending all your gold. So Jin see listen to me, okay?

01:46:20.000 --> 01:46:22.440
Think of Golden League of Legends like

01:46:23.040 --> 01:46:27.160
Rent cap in a New York apartment. Okay every year

01:46:27.600 --> 01:46:33.440
Imagine your rent cap goes up by a hundred, but you as a landlord never increased your rent, right?

01:46:33.720 --> 01:46:35.120
Like that's a bad thing

01:46:35.120 --> 01:46:40.600
But imagine every year you raise the rent on every single mother that lives in your house, right?

01:46:40.600 --> 01:46:45.560
By a hundred dollars until becomes unaffordable and then you can push her out of the house and

01:46:46.120 --> 01:46:50.520
Like bring someone in there that actually gives you more money. Does that make sense?

01:46:53.320 --> 01:46:54.360
Yes

01:46:54.360 --> 01:46:59.680
So that's why Jin see you need to think of it like the enemy jungler is a single mother

01:46:59.680 --> 01:47:04.500
And you're spending your goal to a victim from their from their premises. Does that make sense?

01:47:05.160 --> 01:47:08.340
Yes, okay on Christmas on Christmas

01:47:08.340 --> 01:47:14.060
Okay, coach by the way when I was cutting that a moomoo's head off. I just imagine it was blood wig

01:47:14.780 --> 01:47:19.420
Yeah, because that's what blood wings can be experiencing bro. I'm telling you listen

01:47:19.420 --> 01:47:22.100
I do not understand that I'm gonna pass him like that. Is he not?

01:47:22.300 --> 01:47:26.580
Yo, Ludwig time to lock in buddy. You might want to enter your second league arc, man

01:47:26.580 --> 01:47:32.120
Because I'm coming for that ass. Yeah. Hey first you're coming for it. Then you're gonna be coming in it

01:47:32.120 --> 01:47:41.080
Okay, maybe not maybe not yeah, no no come come bro. I like

01:47:42.360 --> 01:47:45.000
I can't look drag here, but I'm always probably spawned all right

01:47:45.000 --> 01:47:49.640
So what we're gonna do is you're gonna look for the rafters and after rafters you're gonna play on the crugs. Okay, go

01:47:51.560 --> 01:47:56.240
So listen, I want you to sit here jinxing stand up. We need a timer. We need a fucking timer

01:47:56.240 --> 01:47:59.840
We need a not non-stop timer. So now jinxie play for the crugs now

01:47:59.840 --> 01:48:03.840
Now look, look bot out in MoMu. Do not leave your crugs, but look bot out in MoMu.

01:48:03.840 --> 01:48:07.840
Look at how much time this little depressed, fun-less fuck is wasting.

01:48:07.840 --> 01:48:10.840
While you're sitting here getting stronger, he's doing nothing.

01:48:10.840 --> 01:48:14.840
He's a fucking little bitch, so you're gonna go in his jungle. You're gonna go in his jungle.

01:48:14.840 --> 01:48:18.840
You're gonna find him in his fucking jungle? Okay, chase your bloodsend. Chase your bloodsend.

01:48:18.840 --> 01:48:21.840
Your bloodsend. Go, go, go. Chase it. Chase it.

01:48:21.840 --> 01:48:23.840
Okay, no, no, don't go for this.

01:48:23.840 --> 01:48:27.840
Uh, yeah, you go for this. Hold Q on her. Hold Q.

01:48:27.840 --> 01:48:29.840
E? E? E?

01:48:29.840 --> 01:48:32.840
Not bad? Not bad?

01:48:32.840 --> 01:48:34.840
Nara, yes Nara, Nara?

01:48:34.840 --> 01:48:36.840
Do you? Do you? Yes! Yes!

01:48:36.840 --> 01:48:38.840
Yes! Yes!

01:48:38.840 --> 01:48:40.840
Yes! Yes!

01:48:40.840 --> 01:48:42.840
Yes! Yes!

01:48:42.840 --> 01:48:44.840
Oh my god!

01:48:44.840 --> 01:48:46.840
Dragonfast! Dragonfast!

01:48:46.840 --> 01:48:48.840
Coach, I've never been 6-0 before, ever!

01:48:48.840 --> 01:48:51.840
Coach, I've never been 6-0, coach!

01:48:51.840 --> 01:48:55.840
Bro, I'm telling you, it's because you have that killer instinct, bro.

01:48:55.840 --> 01:48:57.840
That killer instinct that-

01:48:57.840 --> 01:48:59.840
FUCK YOU LONDWICK!

01:49:01.840 --> 01:49:02.840
Dude, listen.

01:49:02.840 --> 01:49:05.840
I will be even higher before you!

01:49:05.840 --> 01:49:08.840
Come on, dude, let's go!

01:49:08.840 --> 01:49:09.840
Dude, I'm tired.

01:49:09.840 --> 01:49:12.840
You're not hype enough. I'm 6-0, man. Come on.

01:49:12.840 --> 01:49:14.840
Jyncey, listen to me.

01:49:14.840 --> 01:49:16.840
The reason I'm not hype enough right now

01:49:16.840 --> 01:49:18.840
is because I'm keeping you in check.

01:49:18.840 --> 01:49:20.840
Because if you get too hype,

01:49:20.840 --> 01:49:22.840
then the problem is you're gonna make wrong decisions.

01:49:22.840 --> 01:49:23.840
And I come in my pants.

01:49:23.840 --> 01:49:24.840
Yep, then I come in my pants.

01:49:24.840 --> 01:49:26.840
Yes, it's like Jinxie imagine like this

01:49:27.600 --> 01:49:32.400
Yes, it's like Jinxie imagine man you were like hanging out and then we started making out right

01:49:32.400 --> 01:49:33.800
But then it's like you tell me dude

01:49:33.800 --> 01:49:35.200
You got to start choking me off

01:49:35.200 --> 01:49:41.480
But the promise that if I stroke you off you're gonna nut prematurely before we actually get to the main course does that make sense?

01:49:45.640 --> 01:49:48.640
Yes, so that's why like there in a situation like that

01:49:48.640 --> 01:49:52.800
It's like I gotta fucking say Jinxie dragon because right now you're six and oh

01:49:52.800 --> 01:49:56.680
But soon you're gonna be fucking seven or no get this guy and kill go

01:49:57.560 --> 01:50:00.480
No, I should clear clear don't go for the kill he ran he ran

01:50:01.200 --> 01:50:04.640
It's okay, so now go for your folk here and then after your folk here

01:50:04.640 --> 01:50:08.640
We're gonna look for a kill bot this that makes sense coach. You know this could I don't want to jinx it

01:50:08.640 --> 01:50:11.720
But coach this could be my best game ever so like ever

01:50:12.160 --> 01:50:18.860
Yeah, no it has a potential because sing them like this jinxie what you are it's you're like

01:50:18.860 --> 01:50:25.660
Like, you're like an ever-expanding magician that's just always adding new spells to his

01:50:25.660 --> 01:50:30.140
arsenal and then it's like one day you're going back to that level one area and you're

01:50:30.140 --> 01:50:32.700
just fucking shitting on all those goblins.

01:50:32.700 --> 01:50:33.700
Does that make sense?

01:50:33.700 --> 01:50:34.700
Yep.

01:50:34.700 --> 01:50:35.700
Got it.

01:50:35.700 --> 01:50:36.700
Okay.

01:50:36.700 --> 01:50:39.460
So you're going to get the crab and after the crab you're going to take these grubs,

01:50:39.460 --> 01:50:40.460
alright?

01:50:40.460 --> 01:50:49.300
coach i don't know what it is man but i feel like league has just been clicking for me

01:50:49.300 --> 01:50:53.540
lately man and that's why that's why you need days like this jinxie because days like

01:50:53.540 --> 01:50:57.420
this allow you to play the games that you need to play for you to actually rank up bro

01:50:57.420 --> 01:51:07.700
no i think kill charred wig kill charred wig hold q you gotta hold q here no bro the

01:51:07.700 --> 01:51:09.700
If his teammate didn't help I would have...

01:51:10.700 --> 01:51:11.700
It's okay, it's good.

01:51:11.700 --> 01:51:15.700
I just thought of the Chudwig special because he basically just fucking, like, yanked me in.

01:51:15.700 --> 01:51:17.700
That's like the Chudwig special.

01:51:17.700 --> 01:51:18.700
Yep, yep.

01:51:18.700 --> 01:51:19.700
But it's fine, listen, buy your item.

01:51:19.700 --> 01:51:20.700
Buy your item.

01:51:20.700 --> 01:51:21.700
Open up your shop.

01:51:23.700 --> 01:51:24.700
Okay.

01:51:24.700 --> 01:51:26.700
So, after you're Blade of the Ruined King,

01:51:26.700 --> 01:51:28.700
you're gonna get Mercury's Chud's this game, okay?

01:51:28.700 --> 01:51:32.700
Because if you got magic resistance, you have a lot of ability power damage.

01:51:32.700 --> 01:51:34.700
So it means that you're gonna win, okay?

01:51:35.700 --> 01:51:36.700
Wait, how do I use my TM out there?

01:51:36.700 --> 01:51:40.700
If there's more buttons to click, I can click them bro. I have no problem clicking my Q, W, and E in my op.

01:51:40.700 --> 01:51:41.700
Okay, so, so...

01:51:41.700 --> 01:51:42.700
I do two or three, man.

01:51:42.700 --> 01:51:43.700
It's two, it's two.

01:51:43.700 --> 01:51:44.700
Like, I could be doing more.

01:51:44.700 --> 01:51:50.700
Okay, okay, then, then let's try it. So I wanted to press Q and then afterwards, so you see your active items. So press two.

01:51:50.700 --> 01:51:56.700
So you see in your inventory, like, where your items are, that little thing that has a cooldown? Go for the emomu.

01:51:56.700 --> 01:52:00.700
You're gonna go for the skill here. Press W, press W, press W, press W, chase.

01:52:00.700 --> 01:52:04.700
E and then you're gonna hold Q. E, hold Q, hold Q.

01:52:04.700 --> 01:52:11.300
hold to you. Nice! Okay now press 2. Yeah and then you can stop pressing 2. Remember you can press 2.

01:52:11.300 --> 01:52:24.700
You can press 2. There you go. There you go! There it is! There we go! Iron no longer man! Not after today!

01:52:24.700 --> 01:52:33.700
GenC. Right now, you're the iron annihilator. Soon, you're going to be the bronze...

01:52:33.700 --> 01:52:35.700
Uh...

01:52:35.700 --> 01:52:37.700
Oh, do you have 30 seconds to lay it out of the way, right?

01:52:37.700 --> 01:52:38.700
Yeah, yeah.

01:52:38.700 --> 01:52:40.700
I just don't want people to Q-snap off your stream.

01:52:40.700 --> 01:52:42.700
Yeah, no worries. I got you.

01:52:42.700 --> 01:52:45.700
But soon, you're going to be the bronze booty clapper.

01:52:45.700 --> 01:52:47.700
It's like, you're going to go from the iron...

01:52:47.700 --> 01:52:50.700
I'm going to say bronze booty bandit. I swear to God, I was going to say that.

01:52:50.700 --> 01:52:56.820
Dude, me and you, I swear, were like Socrates and Plato.

01:52:56.820 --> 01:53:00.860
This is how they must have felt back in Greece in the 1800s.

01:53:00.860 --> 01:53:01.860
I, yeah.

01:53:01.860 --> 01:53:05.300
No, I've actually literally thought about that before.

01:53:05.300 --> 01:53:06.300
Yep.

01:53:06.300 --> 01:53:11.100
Me and Eugene see, we could, unironically, probably philosophize a new religion if we

01:53:11.100 --> 01:53:12.100
wanted to.

01:53:12.100 --> 01:53:14.100
Uh, yeah, bro.

01:53:14.100 --> 01:53:15.100
Probably.

01:53:15.100 --> 01:53:20.340
like I could be like I could be like the guy that like is God and then you could

01:53:20.340 --> 01:53:28.740
be like the messenger does that make sense okay so like this is gonna do look

01:53:28.740 --> 01:53:34.980
for the top cap here go every time I kill the moon I literally I literally I'm

01:53:34.980 --> 01:53:38.380
mad at me getting sad I just imagine Ludwig okay so Jinx this is what I want

01:53:38.380 --> 01:53:41.580
you to do I smite this and then you're gonna have to run run away you don't

01:53:41.580 --> 01:53:43.580
You don't want this. You don't want this.

01:53:45.020 --> 01:53:46.620
Okay, so Jinxy, what are you gonna do?

01:53:46.620 --> 01:53:49.120
So I want you to recall. I want you to recall, okay?

01:53:49.120 --> 01:53:52.120
So, do I not win that because he has help from his team? Is that why?

01:53:52.120 --> 01:53:54.420
No, it's because Galen's just broken as fuck.

01:53:54.420 --> 01:53:57.820
But Jinxy, from now on, every time you kill Ludwig,

01:53:57.820 --> 01:54:01.320
I want you to bite your lower li- er, not Ludwig, but the Imumu.

01:54:01.320 --> 01:54:04.080
You're gonna bite your lower li- your lower lip,

01:54:04.080 --> 01:54:08.220
and you're gonna start dry-humping the air while you slightly moan.

01:54:08.220 --> 01:54:10.720
No, Undo- Undo-FAST!

01:54:11.580 --> 01:54:13.580
Buy the merch heads, the green one.

01:54:13.580 --> 01:54:14.080
Yep.

01:54:14.080 --> 01:54:17.080
So bite my lip and moan every time I kill the emumu?

01:54:17.080 --> 01:54:18.580
And hum the air, yes.

01:54:18.580 --> 01:54:20.580
And imagine it's a lot of it, got it.

01:54:20.580 --> 01:54:21.080
Exactly.

01:54:21.080 --> 01:54:23.580
So you're gonna have to close your eyes to visualize.

01:54:23.580 --> 01:54:28.080
And even if it's 1v5, you have to do that for at least 2 seconds.

01:54:28.080 --> 01:54:31.580
So even in the middle of a fight, you need to start budding your lower lip and going crazy.

01:54:31.580 --> 01:54:33.080
Now go to the dragon pit.

01:54:33.080 --> 01:54:34.080
Go to the dragon pit.

01:54:34.080 --> 01:54:38.080
This fucking chud fuck bitch thinks that he's gonna steal your fucking dragon.

01:54:38.080 --> 01:54:40.080
Press W and start slamming his skull.

01:54:40.080 --> 01:54:42.080
Press W and start bashing his head

01:54:42.080 --> 01:54:44.080
Start bashing his head!

01:54:44.080 --> 01:54:46.080
Come here Lottowit

01:54:46.080 --> 01:54:47.080
Yes!

01:54:47.080 --> 01:54:48.080
Start coming here!

01:54:48.080 --> 01:54:49.080
No!

01:54:49.080 --> 01:54:50.080
No!

01:54:51.080 --> 01:54:52.080
Okay good.

01:54:52.080 --> 01:54:54.080
So now smite, press F.

01:54:55.080 --> 01:54:56.080
Okay that's fine.

01:54:56.080 --> 01:54:59.080
Wait, his broken ass fucking character can't run.

01:54:59.080 --> 01:55:02.080
Yeah, so the reason why Garen got there is because he teleported.

01:55:02.080 --> 01:55:06.080
But it's fine because he won't teleport for the next like seven minutes.

01:55:06.080 --> 01:55:09.800
Well, they got dragon now.

01:55:09.800 --> 01:55:13.920
The team is useless and I used to complain about that, but now I'm just going to drop

01:55:13.920 --> 01:55:17.240
27 kills every game and just kind of let the cards fall where they may.

01:55:17.240 --> 01:55:18.240
Exactly.

01:55:18.240 --> 01:55:19.240
Yes.

01:55:19.240 --> 01:55:22.600
It's like, dude, do you think if LeBron played in the Specialized Olympics that he would

01:55:22.600 --> 01:55:31.240
blame his teammates because they're like not dribbling the ball properly?

01:55:31.240 --> 01:55:33.200
Like what do you think he would do, Jinxie?

01:55:33.200 --> 01:55:41.200
Do you think he would sit there and blame his teammates for not dribbling, or would he sit there and fucking dunk on every other person in the entire fucking lobby?

01:55:41.200 --> 01:55:43.200
What do you think LeBron would do?

01:55:43.200 --> 01:55:45.200
Probably dunk.

01:55:45.200 --> 01:55:51.200
Exactly, yes. LeBron would walk in there, get in a wheelchair trying to defend.

01:55:51.200 --> 01:55:57.200
Dunked on. Another guy with one dunked on. Another guy can't even defend because he has no arms.

01:55:57.200 --> 01:56:02.720
Dunked on like LeBron would sit there bro. He'd be doing the most generational run of all time

01:56:02.720 --> 01:56:06.080
And that's how you need to be in these iron lobbies. Do you understand?

01:56:06.680 --> 01:56:08.680
Yes, okay

01:56:09.080 --> 01:56:10.520
All right

01:56:10.520 --> 01:56:14.880
So I used to be so bad. We're like I would just blame my teammates

01:56:14.880 --> 01:56:18.620
But now I'm good enough on the warwick where I'm literally just gonna drop 29 kills again

01:56:18.800 --> 01:56:24.840
Exactly so character. No, but in iron. I could just maw with so Jin see it's like a sliding scale

01:56:24.840 --> 01:56:30.680
The people at the complete bottom flame their teammates the people in the middle focus on improvement

01:56:30.680 --> 01:56:34.320
And then the people at the top go back to flaming their teammates. Does that make sense?

01:56:34.680 --> 01:56:38.400
You motherfucker. You found a way to sneak yourself into that, huh?

01:56:38.800 --> 01:56:43.360
No, it's just how it is. Okay, press LB press LB press LB press LB. Nope

01:56:43.920 --> 01:56:46.560
Now hold Q on her. Oh, okay

01:56:46.560 --> 01:56:53.600
that this nice nice no chase or chase or chase good team cannon smite the

01:56:53.600 --> 01:57:00.080
cannon smite it chase yeah I thought smiting the cannon is like inting the

01:57:00.080 --> 01:57:07.320
match man me ho me ho me ho me ho if there's a homeless man right and there's

01:57:07.320 --> 01:57:14.040
$50 on the floor would you take it or would you give it to him I would give

01:57:14.040 --> 01:57:19.600
No, you wouldn't you would take the 50 and you would invest it and then 20 years from now

01:57:19.600 --> 01:57:24.920
That would be with 10 million dollars, and it's the same thing with league games. Does that make sense? Yes

01:57:26.480 --> 01:57:32.520
Like I don't know dude one dual session with Muda and him complaining about getting his wave stolen and you've changed

01:57:32.520 --> 01:57:36.800
Bro, we need to bring you back to the light. You're right. You're right. No, you're right

01:57:37.600 --> 01:57:39.120
Yep, exactly

01:57:39.120 --> 01:57:44.420
So now don't forget that when you're fighting and when you're clearing your camps you want to hit that little two sometimes

01:57:44.780 --> 01:57:46.860
Every ten seconds on ten second

01:57:53.700 --> 01:57:57.940
All right, you think about me is once you tell me something I'll do it every time unless it's holding to you

01:57:57.940 --> 01:58:03.740
That's like a thousand times. I know that's not sure at all like half of the things I tell you it takes at least like ten times

01:58:03.740 --> 01:58:08.740
I can kill this garen in a sec.

01:58:08.740 --> 01:58:09.740
Yep, you got this.

01:58:09.740 --> 01:58:11.740
Uh, just like this, like this, like this, like this.

01:58:11.740 --> 01:58:14.740
So, what I want you to do is I want you to go for the Rift Herald now.

01:58:14.740 --> 01:58:15.740
Oh, Rift Herald's gone.

01:58:15.740 --> 01:58:18.740
Okay, so you know what we're going to do?

01:58:18.740 --> 01:58:19.740
We're going to walk top here.

01:58:19.740 --> 01:58:22.740
I want you to walk top and start bashing down that turret.

01:58:22.740 --> 01:58:23.740
Alright?

01:58:23.740 --> 01:58:26.740
Or should I bashing, uh, Chattawigs head really quick?

01:58:26.740 --> 01:58:27.740
Yeah, yeah, you can do that too.

01:58:27.740 --> 01:58:29.740
Think of it like right now, Jinx, you're the big bad wolf.

01:58:29.740 --> 01:58:33.740
wolf and there are all those like little piggies with those voluptuous little

01:58:33.740 --> 01:58:37.500
round behinds that need to sit there and get fucked. Does that make sense?

01:58:37.500 --> 01:58:47.500
What the fuck? Yes! Yes! Okay, uh, flash way, flash way, flash way, flash way. Good.

01:58:47.500 --> 01:58:52.700
How's it going, Ludwig? Alright.

01:58:52.700 --> 01:58:58.860
How's it going, inferior jungler? Yep. Dude, I'm talking to Jinxie. It won't be long now until

01:58:58.860 --> 01:59:01.820
Ludwig's asking you for advice. He's gonna send him back,

01:59:01.820 --> 01:59:06.700
Jinxie, Jinxie, how'd you climb so hard, bro? Like, what made you so much better than me?

01:59:06.700 --> 01:59:13.420
And you're gonna sit there and you're gonna say, silence. Address me as Lord. And then he's gonna

01:59:13.420 --> 01:59:19.100
start calling you Lord Jinxie. Imagine how that's gonna feel for you. Actually, I would rather

01:59:19.100 --> 01:59:25.740
Ludwig just call me Papa Jitty. Yep, that too. Papa Jitty, and then you tell him, if you want

01:59:25.740 --> 01:59:31.460
Coaching you need to douse yourself in jitty oil and then you just send him like three buckets of oil

01:59:31.460 --> 01:59:35.160
And he's not allowed getting coached unless he puts all of it on him

01:59:36.660 --> 01:59:38.660
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay

01:59:38.900 --> 01:59:43.520
So now you're gonna look for the the crab and then after the oh no go for the yarn the gown

01:59:43.520 --> 01:59:46.100
So you're gonna want to hold to share hold it nice

01:59:47.420 --> 01:59:52.900
Okay, don't forget to press one for your active item you can hold to again hold it

01:59:52.900 --> 01:59:58.180
Okay, so now go for the clubs go for the clubs the other clubs and the drugs player in the lobby, man

01:59:58.980 --> 02:00:02.860
Did it? I you're the one being the best player in the lobby, man. It is this in it

02:00:03.740 --> 02:00:05.740
Yeah, I

02:00:06.060 --> 02:00:12.180
Understand this game, bro. I love power scaling and dropping my nuts and people's growth exactly. Yes like a jing see

02:00:12.860 --> 02:00:17.740
Jingsy, do you know why the wolf monster and the jungle camp has two heads?

02:00:17.740 --> 02:00:25.800
So that each one can gobble one of your fucking fat testicles as you drop it in their mouth and then sit there and start

02:00:25.800 --> 02:00:27.800
Nutting everywhere. Does that make sense?

02:00:27.800 --> 02:00:29.800
Yep, perfect. Man, that makes perfect sense.

02:00:29.800 --> 02:00:31.800
Okay, look, Chadwigs mid again.

02:00:31.800 --> 02:00:36.800
Okay, so listen, this is what we're going to do. We're going to take crab and then after the crab we're going to bash his skull.

02:00:36.800 --> 02:00:38.800
I

02:00:42.380 --> 02:00:49.300
Okay, so now Jinxie yeah, let's go on the hunt who where is he do you smell him who do you smell that Jinxie?

02:00:53.880 --> 02:00:59.880
Go to his wolves go to his fucking wolves Jinxie. I don't care if you're 1v5 you're doing this approve a point

02:01:01.800 --> 02:01:03.800
No, no go for the Swarika go for the Swarika

02:01:06.800 --> 02:01:11.800
Oh yeah.

02:01:11.800 --> 02:01:14.800
NICE!

02:01:14.800 --> 02:01:17.800
Now Bash is fucking skull.

02:01:17.800 --> 02:01:19.800
YES!

02:01:19.800 --> 02:01:21.800
How's it going Ludwig?

02:01:21.800 --> 02:01:22.800
What's up man?

02:01:22.800 --> 02:01:26.800
Jinxie, you know what I think might have to happen some day soon after you hit bronze?

02:01:26.800 --> 02:01:28.800
Wait one second.

02:01:28.800 --> 02:01:29.800
Good.

02:01:29.800 --> 02:01:35.800
Okay, Jinxie, some day soon after you hit bronze, you might have to run it back with Khadim

02:01:35.800 --> 02:01:45.420
beam to repay him for when you entered him all those weeks ago okay so now

02:01:45.420 --> 02:01:49.420
listen you're gonna look for a recall recall now so you can spend your gold

02:01:49.420 --> 02:01:55.700
okay and then after you're gonna run to the baron so Jinxie while you're

02:01:55.700 --> 02:01:59.140
running to the baron I want you to buy you buy that's for a visage and then I

02:01:59.140 --> 02:02:02.740
want you to sit here take both your hands off your keyboard and then just start

02:02:02.740 --> 02:02:06.500
Pretending like you have that a moomoo's head in between your legs and you're just like

02:02:07.060 --> 02:02:10.660
Combusting and busting all over his fucking face. Like just start going crazy

02:02:12.340 --> 02:02:14.340
Good okay

02:02:14.980 --> 02:02:18.140
Good that's what I like to hear so now go top go top

02:02:18.660 --> 02:02:24.660
Because the thing is jinx it's about visualization if we visualize our enemies getting fucked in the mouths by us

02:02:24.740 --> 02:02:30.100
Then there's literally no way that they can overpower us because we always win that battle does that make sense?

02:02:32.740 --> 02:02:41.420
look better now after Krugs yes what's like it let me take a move was

02:02:41.420 --> 02:02:45.940
virginity real quick I'm dude I think it's already way past that at this point

02:02:45.940 --> 02:02:48.340
you're just sitting there and making sure he shits out of a diaper for the

02:02:48.340 --> 02:02:57.780
next month yep this works you hold Q hold Q hold Q

02:02:57.780 --> 02:03:00.580
Alright, that guy's gone.

02:03:00.580 --> 02:03:01.580
Yeah, that's fine.

02:03:01.580 --> 02:03:02.820
Okay, so now go for the ban.

02:03:02.820 --> 02:03:03.820
Go for the ban.

02:03:03.820 --> 02:03:11.580
Jynxie, do you know why a moomoo is going to be forced to wear diapers after this game?

02:03:11.580 --> 02:03:13.700
Uh, why?

02:03:13.700 --> 02:03:18.900
Because if someone has too much anal sex, their asshole muscles don't go back to normal.

02:03:18.900 --> 02:03:23.820
So as a result, they're forced to shed out diapers because they become incontinent.

02:03:23.820 --> 02:03:25.900
And that's what's happening to this moomoo right now.

02:03:25.900 --> 02:03:31.440
the big bad wolf's been inside him too many times

02:03:31.440 --> 02:03:32.660
uh... i'm not going to die here

02:03:32.660 --> 02:03:33.620
no you're good

02:03:33.620 --> 02:03:38.540
just keep doing it

02:03:38.540 --> 02:03:39.040
nice

02:03:39.040 --> 02:03:40.180
okay so now remember

02:03:40.180 --> 02:03:43.300
one thousand four hundred

02:03:43.300 --> 02:03:45.620
and press one don't forget to press one

02:03:45.620 --> 02:03:49.220
you said you're ready to do it so it's not doing it bro

02:03:49.220 --> 02:03:52.260
smite? good

02:03:52.260 --> 02:03:54.860
all right now get this crab after the crab you're gonna recall and then you're

02:03:54.860 --> 02:03:55.860
You're gonna walk mid, okay?

02:03:55.860 --> 02:03:56.860
No, no, come in first.

02:03:56.860 --> 02:03:58.860
I'm gonna rip his head off, yeah.

02:03:58.860 --> 02:04:00.860
Go, get him, get him, get him.

02:04:07.860 --> 02:04:10.860
I'm 13 and few, bro. This is insane!

02:04:10.860 --> 02:04:14.860
No, I'm telling you, you're doing a generational performance right now, so now we need you to go mid.

02:04:14.860 --> 02:04:15.860
No, just go mid.

02:04:15.860 --> 02:04:20.860
You're just gonna type 5 mid in Team Chat and then start just BAMPINGing.

02:04:24.860 --> 02:04:29.180
they're gonna listen to papa because papa has the most damage and most kills

02:04:29.180 --> 02:04:36.140
let's hope so let's hope they do papa has the most damage kills and CS yep

02:04:36.140 --> 02:04:42.220
they're gonna listen to papa big daddy jitty what is that thing what the fuck

02:04:42.220 --> 02:04:48.100
is that okay so that if echo presses are he teleports to that gains like 2,000

02:04:48.100 --> 02:04:53.580
health and then does a thousand damage so I said all men so should I just report

02:04:53.580 --> 02:04:55.580
All these guys are drooling out there.

02:04:55.580 --> 02:04:56.580
Low key.

02:04:56.580 --> 02:04:57.580
You're getting 5v1'ed in there.

02:04:57.580 --> 02:04:59.580
Okay, no, walk up, fight this, you win.

02:04:59.580 --> 02:05:00.580
You win, just fight.

02:05:00.580 --> 02:05:01.580
Walk up.

02:05:01.580 --> 02:05:02.580
WALK UP!

02:05:02.580 --> 02:05:03.580
WALK UP, FUCK UP!

02:05:03.580 --> 02:05:05.580
Press W and go in.

02:05:05.580 --> 02:05:06.580
Press W and go in.

02:05:06.580 --> 02:05:08.580
Press W and go in, for fuck's sake.

02:05:08.580 --> 02:05:09.580
R!

02:05:09.580 --> 02:05:10.580
R!

02:05:10.580 --> 02:05:11.580
R!

02:05:11.580 --> 02:05:13.580
There you go.

02:05:13.580 --> 02:05:14.580
Hold Q.

02:05:14.580 --> 02:05:15.580
Good.

02:05:15.580 --> 02:05:17.580
Okay, Snow Jinx, go for the turret.

02:05:17.580 --> 02:05:18.580
No!

02:05:18.580 --> 02:05:19.580
No!

02:05:19.580 --> 02:05:22.580
I wanted to kill Ludwig again.

02:05:22.580 --> 02:05:26.580
Dude, it doesn't matter. At this point, what matters is taking his fucking LP.

02:05:26.580 --> 02:05:27.580
Okay, now you can tell him.

02:05:27.580 --> 02:05:29.580
Actually, no, no, just push mid.

02:05:29.580 --> 02:05:32.580
Hit the turret, just hit the turret. Hit the turret. Hit the turret.

02:05:34.580 --> 02:05:35.580
Press E?

02:05:37.580 --> 02:05:39.580
Okay, didn't even flash her, but it's okay.

02:05:39.580 --> 02:05:45.580
Okay, so now, Q her? Q her? Nice. E? Nice? Nice? NICE!

02:05:46.580 --> 02:05:49.580
Start thrusting! Start thrusting now!

02:05:52.580 --> 02:05:57.180
JUNGLER DEV!

02:05:57.180 --> 02:06:02.580
Okay, Jinxie, Jinxie, now while we're yawned up, timer, we're gonna sit here and we're gonna roleplay.

02:06:02.580 --> 02:06:04.780
I'll be at the Amumu, you're Warwick, okay?

02:06:05.780 --> 02:06:10.080
Rawr, blood runs, they all run.

02:06:10.080 --> 02:06:16.380
Oh no! Please get away from me, Mr. Warwick! I can definitely not stand against you!

02:06:16.980 --> 02:06:19.380
Bring me those little ass cheeks, Amumu.

02:06:19.380 --> 02:06:25.380
Oh, oh no! Mr. Warwick, I'm getting the burger! Mr. Eric, stop!

02:06:25.380 --> 02:06:29.380
Dude, keep going, Jinxie, please keep going, this is awkward for me.

02:06:29.380 --> 02:06:31.380
Okay, well, well, well, well, well.

02:06:31.380 --> 02:06:33.380
Yep, get those saracs.

02:06:33.380 --> 02:06:37.380
Okay, so what we're gonna do now is we're gonna watch the dragon.

02:06:37.380 --> 02:06:39.380
After the dragon, you're gonna go med.

02:06:45.380 --> 02:06:48.380
Okay, so now go for the red. Go for the red.

02:06:48.380 --> 02:06:50.380
The red and then the dragon

02:06:56.740 --> 02:07:00.020
No, it's fine. I mean yeah, he's not gonna contest us anyways

02:07:02.300 --> 02:07:05.800
Think about like Smite is to get out of jail fear free card

02:07:05.800 --> 02:07:10.240
But it's like you have that guy in a max security prison right now. Does that make sense? Yes

02:07:11.340 --> 02:07:13.020
Yeah

02:07:13.020 --> 02:07:16.100
Bro, what a first like that we're getting bronze today

02:07:16.100 --> 02:07:19.460
15 and 3. Oh my god, my best game ever.

02:07:19.460 --> 02:07:22.820
You have it, Jynxie. Do you want to know what the best thing about it is?

02:07:22.820 --> 02:07:25.660
It's not the fact that's your best game ever.

02:07:25.660 --> 02:07:29.460
It's the fact that your best game ever is happening when you're about to

02:07:29.460 --> 02:07:33.620
go past your all-time peak rank. Wait,

02:07:33.620 --> 02:07:36.900
I just realized this is Iron One. This is Iron One.

02:07:36.900 --> 02:07:41.820
This is Iron One, guys. Here it is.

02:07:41.820 --> 02:07:45.260
Break the Nexus! Iron One, man!

02:07:45.260 --> 02:07:47.260
This is all you, Jengzee.

02:07:47.260 --> 02:07:49.260
Let me get that.

02:07:51.260 --> 02:07:54.260
Iron One!

02:07:59.260 --> 02:08:02.260
Blood runs. They all run.

02:08:02.260 --> 02:08:09.260
15 kills, 3 deaths, highest CS in the lobby, and I played like a god this morning too, obviously.

02:08:09.260 --> 02:08:11.260
Bro, I'm telling you?

02:08:11.960 --> 02:08:14.040
Like oh my god, that's we didn't

02:08:14.820 --> 02:08:17.840
Jinxie. Ivan won. Okay. I need a moment here, bro

02:08:17.840 --> 02:08:23.860
Take it. No because motherfuckers told me to my face. I would quit

02:08:24.380 --> 02:08:32.060
Drop all the way to iron four. I remember my first day on the game. Somebody said they should invent iron five for you

02:08:32.620 --> 02:08:34.620
Now what?

02:08:35.060 --> 02:08:37.060
Now what?

02:08:39.260 --> 02:08:49.500
Like Jynxie, this is you against you.

02:08:49.500 --> 02:08:54.020
Don't forget, because the thing about it, Jynxie, is that it isn't just that motherfuckers

02:08:54.020 --> 02:08:55.780
told you you weren't going to make it.

02:08:55.780 --> 02:09:01.340
It's that there was a time where in your brain, you thought you weren't going to make it.

02:09:01.340 --> 02:09:07.020
And this right now that you're seeing and you're experiencing is merely the physical

02:09:07.020 --> 02:09:15.660
representation of your willpower. This Jynxie is your 2026 gamer of the year. Even if you

02:09:15.660 --> 02:09:21.180
don't get the award, this is what you're getting and it's what you're starting with because you're

02:09:21.180 --> 02:09:30.060
about to get way more than that. So I have a question for you. Yep. If even the enemy ADC,

02:09:30.060 --> 02:09:34.340
If the enemy ADC goes, what did he go, 0 and 12?

02:09:34.340 --> 02:09:35.840
Yep.

02:09:35.840 --> 02:09:40.340
Should I report him just so nobody else can get him on their team, or what should I do there?

02:09:40.340 --> 02:09:46.980
So you're going to report him because you won and you're happy, but you'd feel a lot happier if his account got perm bound, right?

02:09:46.980 --> 02:09:53.660
Because then it's like, it's like imagine going to the grocery store and getting a free steak, but now you can get free chips too.

02:09:53.660 --> 02:09:58.260
So report him and then report to Soraka as well, because his Soraka was also 0-14.

02:09:58.260 --> 02:10:02.260
So there's a good chance that maybe all these guys get bad in two, does that make sense?

02:10:02.260 --> 02:10:03.260
Yep.

02:10:03.260 --> 02:10:04.260
Okay.

02:10:04.260 --> 02:10:07.260
God forbid these fucks end up on my team.

02:10:07.260 --> 02:10:08.260
Exactly.

02:10:08.260 --> 02:10:12.260
So now, Jinxie, I'm going to send you a song and I'm going to want you to listen to it, Bob.

02:10:12.260 --> 02:10:14.260
Hey, Dantez, can I get your camera on?

02:10:14.260 --> 02:10:20.260
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, let me see if it works.

02:10:20.260 --> 02:10:26.260
Bro, if we're going to do music chat, should I just end on YouTube so we can actually listen to motivational shit today?

02:10:26.260 --> 02:10:27.260
What do you guys think, Chad?

02:10:27.260 --> 02:10:30.460
just end on YouTube to be gonna set a motivational shit because I don't want to get copyrighted.

02:10:30.460 --> 02:10:35.460
Yo, Dantez, um, wait, hold on, I'm adding high-fives to the group.

02:10:35.460 --> 02:10:36.460
Okay.

02:10:36.460 --> 02:10:37.460
Yo, sup, high-fives.

02:10:37.460 --> 02:10:38.460
I can't have any more.

02:10:38.460 --> 02:10:39.460
Yo, yo, yo.

02:10:39.460 --> 02:10:40.460
I want to be good at Cam on.

02:10:40.460 --> 02:10:41.460
Okay, let's do it.

02:10:41.460 --> 02:10:53.460
Yo, Dantez, my chat asked me to get Muda, but Muda entered the fuck out of me last time.

02:10:53.460 --> 02:10:55.660
So I should just do the solo, right?

02:10:55.660 --> 02:11:02.700
should do so and then when you got bronze you unlock doing again. Okay so

02:11:02.700 --> 02:11:07.700
hi guys what do I do? Yep um go to your OBS you see where it says a virtual

02:11:07.700 --> 02:11:14.500
camera? Yep. It's like a cogwheel on the right side click that. Oh wait I don't

02:11:14.500 --> 02:11:23.860
have OBS I have Streamlabs OBS. Miho hi guys Miho. Streamlabs OBS what is this 2012?

02:11:23.860 --> 02:11:29.300
bro what like dude it's just like wait can you share your screen so i can see your obs

02:11:29.300 --> 02:11:35.620
yeah listen to lord hi-fives bro submit to his rule okay so it should be all this shit

02:11:37.780 --> 02:11:44.020
streamlabs obs beta yes yes it should be no but then the promise that it goes back to like

02:11:44.020 --> 02:11:53.460
standard every time i do that okay so all right so stop it and then do it um and then make sure

02:11:53.460 --> 02:11:59.680
sure everything's correct and then start it again okay now close see if it goes

02:11:59.680 --> 02:12:09.740
back let's see yeah it goes back me how maybe program no you could do

02:12:09.740 --> 02:12:15.220
programming I could just crop it that's fine oh okay how's your day man how are

02:12:15.220 --> 02:12:21.540
you doing I'm doing good bro you just want that master class or what yes yes

02:12:21.540 --> 02:12:23.960
I did you're doing good jinx. You're doing good

02:12:24.960 --> 02:12:26.960
Man one day at all. Just click

02:12:27.120 --> 02:12:30.860
Let me see if this works. Why the fuck is it not working?

02:12:33.660 --> 02:12:35.960
Jinx if you drink some beer you'll play even better

02:12:42.040 --> 02:12:50.440
Nice, okay, there we go. There we go. I need to put this over here wait wait hold on I can fix it even more watch this

02:12:51.540 --> 02:12:52.540
Okay.

02:12:52.540 --> 02:12:56.540
Got to see my brother's cooking for my chat.

02:12:56.540 --> 02:12:57.540
Ooh.

02:12:57.540 --> 02:12:59.540
Okay, is that good?

02:12:59.540 --> 02:13:01.540
Yeah, it's perfect.

02:13:01.540 --> 02:13:03.540
Okay, there we go.

02:13:03.540 --> 02:13:04.540
Okay.

02:13:04.540 --> 02:13:08.540
Jinx, are you ready for bronze?

02:13:08.540 --> 02:13:15.540
Bro.

02:13:15.540 --> 02:13:18.540
Bro, don't test.

02:13:18.540 --> 02:13:20.540
Yep, I'm not saying.

02:13:20.540 --> 02:13:26.380
Like ask me if I'm ready for anal, bro. Yes, of course somebody for bronze to wait to like receive it or to do it

02:13:33.180 --> 02:13:36.980
Wait, hold on a second. We hope we help me help me help

02:13:37.780 --> 02:13:43.580
Listen God put the G spot in our asshole for a reason. Don't be ashamed, bro. Okay. Yes, bro

02:13:44.060 --> 02:13:48.820
Wait, so John says, okay, legitimate question. Yep. Have you ever received?

02:13:48.820 --> 02:13:50.820
I

02:13:56.860 --> 02:13:58.860
Should I put them? Yeah

02:14:00.140 --> 02:14:02.060
You get packed every night

02:14:02.060 --> 02:14:09.300
Me how when we first started I couldn't even take four inches nowadays the 15 inches slide in bro

02:14:09.300 --> 02:14:11.460
Like it's a fucking like it's a circus

02:14:11.460 --> 02:14:13.460
I

02:14:14.900 --> 02:14:19.100
My eyes and apologize for you being in the car right now. So don't test uh

02:14:19.940 --> 02:14:21.260
me huh

02:14:21.260 --> 02:14:24.620
You've been pegged before that ass look like legitimately

02:14:25.780 --> 02:14:31.020
James I said every night, bro. Yo, I don't know what type of freaky shit

02:14:32.460 --> 02:14:38.460
Yo, I've never I've never been packed chat and it's what I never will fuck man

02:14:38.460 --> 02:14:42.460
Dude, you like being dominated by your wife?

02:14:42.460 --> 02:14:44.460
Let me ask you a question.

02:14:44.460 --> 02:14:46.460
What's more dominant?

02:14:46.460 --> 02:14:50.460
Sitting there and saying that you refuse to get fucked in the asshole

02:14:50.460 --> 02:14:52.460
because your G-spot is in there

02:14:52.460 --> 02:14:56.460
or accepting the fact that you're willing to go against social norms

02:14:56.460 --> 02:14:58.460
to bust the fattest nut of your life?

02:14:58.460 --> 02:15:00.460
I apologize, man.

02:15:00.460 --> 02:15:06.460
Bro, dude, I don't think it's Aura, man.

02:15:06.460 --> 02:15:09.860
Hey, Teesh is off. If you enjoy getting packed, you enjoy getting-

02:15:09.860 --> 02:15:10.700
Dude, I-

02:15:11.260 --> 02:15:14.560
Chat, I have not- I've never been packed, I never will be packed, bro.

02:15:14.560 --> 02:15:15.660
Hell no. That's shit.

02:15:15.660 --> 02:15:18.260
Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie.

02:15:18.760 --> 02:15:20.360
You can't convince me, man!

02:15:20.360 --> 02:15:22.160
No, I don't have to convince you, bro.

02:15:22.160 --> 02:15:27.860
Half of your wardrobe is literally shirts that say good girl for daddy!

02:15:28.060 --> 02:15:30.660
You're lying to everyone!

02:15:31.460 --> 02:15:33.260
Yeah, because, beta...

02:15:33.260 --> 02:15:36.660
That's because my chat has sent me psychotic fan mail service.

02:15:36.660 --> 02:15:39.020
You act like I go around buying shit, bro.

02:15:39.020 --> 02:15:41.180
Oh wait, so you're still going with that story?

02:15:41.180 --> 02:15:44.780
That your chat is accidentally sending you those?

02:15:46.780 --> 02:15:47.780
Sure, bro.

02:15:47.780 --> 02:15:48.980
Yeah, yeah, sure.

02:15:48.980 --> 02:15:51.820
Yo, coach, I have to go use the restroom.

02:15:51.820 --> 02:15:54.860
No! No! No!

02:15:55.580 --> 02:15:56.180
Jynxy.

02:15:56.180 --> 02:15:57.260
I have a small bladder.

02:15:57.260 --> 02:15:58.420
Jynxy, Jynxy.

02:15:58.420 --> 02:16:00.100
No, I wasn't getting...

02:16:00.100 --> 02:16:02.300
Jynxy, piss in that bottle right fucking now.

02:16:03.260 --> 02:16:10.780
You actually like bro you're you actually I'm being dead serious you need to show me that you're fucking committed to this grind bro

02:16:10.780 --> 02:16:16.300
You fucking piss in that bottle like you just drank a fucking slurpee and you're in the middle of a road trip

02:16:16.300 --> 02:16:22.180
And there's no gas station for the next hundred miles. You fucking piss in that bottle right now boy. Am I understood?

02:16:27.300 --> 02:16:29.300
I can't do that. No, I can't

02:16:33.260 --> 02:16:39.760
Mio! Mio! Mio! Mio! Mio! Sit back down! Mio!

02:16:39.760 --> 02:16:42.760
Fuck you!

02:16:42.760 --> 02:16:53.440
Wow. That's crazy. First, he refuses to get the piss bucket. Then, he refuses to piss

02:16:53.440 --> 02:17:01.360
in the bottle. And now, he's sitting there, and he's leaving his room to go to the bathroom.

02:17:01.360 --> 02:17:08.020
crazy that's crazy that's like I don't I don't even know what to say what that's

02:17:08.020 --> 02:17:11.620
like bro that's like actually wild

02:17:18.140 --> 02:17:23.380
you know what I wonder I wonder back in the medieval ages some people were just

02:17:23.380 --> 02:17:29.740
so rich that they hired like one peasant to like just drink their piss you know

02:17:29.740 --> 02:17:35.660
I mean like instead of a portable like toilet they just have a portable peasant and they're like

02:17:36.620 --> 02:17:42.860
like alright Walter like dude my body is full you know what you have to do you know what I mean

02:17:42.860 --> 02:17:47.100
because like it seems like something that kings would do you know like if you're a king and you

02:17:47.100 --> 02:17:52.140
have a billion dollars and there's like a million peasants then why would you not have one dedicated

02:17:52.140 --> 02:17:57.660
to like personal toilet service you know what I mean like it could bokeh be a respectable job if

02:17:57.660 --> 02:17:59.540
if you guys think about it like logically.

02:18:02.580 --> 02:18:04.800
He has to sit down to pee.

02:18:06.300 --> 02:18:07.620
I don't know what you're doing.

02:18:16.820 --> 02:18:18.540
All right, I'm back.

02:18:20.060 --> 02:18:21.060
All right, GenC.

02:18:22.100 --> 02:18:23.500
What's up, man?

02:18:23.500 --> 02:18:25.460
I want you to stand behind your chair right now

02:18:25.460 --> 02:18:27.300
and bend over it before you queue up.

02:18:27.660 --> 02:18:34.140
And I want to minimize your lead client so I can see what's going on.

02:18:34.140 --> 02:18:35.140
Okay.

02:18:35.140 --> 02:18:38.140
Bend over your chair, okay.

02:18:38.140 --> 02:18:41.780
High-vise, high-vise, high-vise.

02:18:41.780 --> 02:18:49.180
Put my camera so that I'm like next to him.

02:18:49.180 --> 02:18:52.340
Yep, right there.

02:18:52.340 --> 02:18:53.340
Okay.

02:18:53.340 --> 02:18:54.340
Good.

02:18:54.340 --> 02:18:55.340
Okay.

02:18:55.340 --> 02:18:56.340
All right.

02:18:56.340 --> 02:18:57.340
There you go.

02:18:57.340 --> 02:18:59.340
Okay, you ready?

02:18:59.340 --> 02:19:01.340
Okay

02:19:01.340 --> 02:19:03.340
Psh, ah!

02:19:03.340 --> 02:19:05.340
Psh, ha ha ha!

02:19:05.340 --> 02:19:07.340
Are you ever gonna disobey daddy again?

02:19:07.340 --> 02:19:09.340
Yes or no?

02:19:09.340 --> 02:19:11.340
No, no!

02:19:11.340 --> 02:19:13.340
What the fuck did you do it?

02:19:13.340 --> 02:19:17.340
I had to pee coach, but I had to pee, I'm sorry.

02:19:17.340 --> 02:19:19.340
Psh, ah!

02:19:19.340 --> 02:19:21.340
Ah!

02:19:21.340 --> 02:19:23.340
Alright, now sit down.

02:19:23.340 --> 02:19:25.340
I had to fucking pee, man.

02:19:25.340 --> 02:19:30.260
All right, yep, now it's time to get it done

02:19:33.700 --> 02:19:35.700
All right, are you ready for game two

02:19:37.900 --> 02:19:42.140
Does the bear shit in the woods does the bear shit in the woods now bro

02:19:42.140 --> 02:19:47.540
I got Ivan one so that's the best way we could have started this. I'm not even kidding chat

02:19:47.540 --> 02:19:49.900
What do you mean WTF? He said faker did it? Yeah

02:19:49.900 --> 02:19:55.360
Dude, I'm not even kidding, that's something that every pro player does.

02:19:55.360 --> 02:19:58.980
It's literally like a ritual that you have to go through, except the difference between

02:19:58.980 --> 02:20:02.660
us and them is that there's actual physical contact.

02:20:02.660 --> 02:20:03.660
Really?

02:20:03.660 --> 02:20:04.660
Yep.

02:20:04.660 --> 02:20:09.700
Like, sometimes what happens with some pros is they actually have a challenge that they

02:20:09.700 --> 02:20:15.400
do with their coaches, where after every game there's an aggressive fingering and depending

02:20:15.400 --> 02:20:24.560
on how many deaths you had you had to get one two or three fingers wait coach I'm gonna

02:20:24.560 --> 02:20:28.920
end my youtube broadcast that way you can play whatever music or videos you want you

02:20:28.920 --> 02:20:33.600
said you wanted to play a video right dude you can't end for the youtube viewers bro

02:20:33.600 --> 02:20:38.480
youtube viewers need to be a part of the journey okay then we can't play videos bro alright

02:20:38.480 --> 02:20:44.320
All right, Gigi, okay, well, what if it's one hard south song?

02:20:45.960 --> 02:20:47.760
It would probably just copyright the whole thing, bro.

02:20:48.040 --> 02:20:48.680
Oh, Gigi.

02:20:48.720 --> 02:20:49.040
Okay.

02:20:49.360 --> 02:20:49.680
All right.

02:20:49.760 --> 02:20:50.320
Then it's fine.

02:20:50.520 --> 02:20:52.480
We'll just focus on the task at hand then.

02:20:53.400 --> 02:20:54.560
But if you want to, just let me know.

02:20:54.880 --> 02:20:55.120
All right.

02:20:55.120 --> 02:20:55.440
Wait a minute.

02:20:55.440 --> 02:20:57.600
Yeah, because look, there's gonna, there's gonna be a journey.

02:20:58.200 --> 02:21:01.920
This is not like, bro, you told me my biggest problem is that I don't play

02:21:01.920 --> 02:21:02.400
league enough.

02:21:02.440 --> 02:21:06.760
So here we go today, bro, I'm going to be on this shit until I'm bronze.

02:21:06.760 --> 02:21:13.440
It could take four hours if we don't lose. It could take 45 hours if we lose. I don't care. I'm not leaving, bro

02:21:14.880 --> 02:21:17.200
That's what I like to hear. Now, let me ask you a question

02:21:18.000 --> 02:21:20.000
James, I'm gonna ask you this question

02:21:21.160 --> 02:21:28.280
You're never gonna view the life the same again. So are you ready to hear it? Yes? Okay. Say the word bronze

02:21:28.960 --> 02:21:30.040
bronze

02:21:30.040 --> 02:21:35.000
Now add la in front of it and now say it together

02:21:35.000 --> 02:21:46.280
bronze la no the other way la bronze la bronze exactly you're gonna be the

02:21:46.280 --> 02:21:55.560
fucking Lebron's of League of Legends do you understand me yep yes yes yes do

02:21:55.560 --> 02:22:01.200
you understand the weight of the burden that you have to carry though yes yes

02:22:01.200 --> 02:22:02.200
Yes, coach.

02:22:05.200 --> 02:22:06.200
Now, GenC.

02:22:06.200 --> 02:22:08.200
Losing sets us back like two hours.

02:22:08.200 --> 02:22:09.200
We can't lose, bro.

02:22:09.200 --> 02:22:14.200
Yep, because don't forget, GenC, every time you lose a game, it's not just that you lost the game.

02:22:14.200 --> 02:22:18.200
It's that you lose the LP that you could have gained if you would have won that game.

02:22:18.200 --> 02:22:22.200
So it's like now, after you lose the game, you need to win another game,

02:22:22.200 --> 02:22:26.200
just for you to get back to the point where you started the first game off at.

02:22:26.200 --> 02:22:28.200
Does that make sense?

02:22:28.200 --> 02:22:37.200
Bro, yes, because like instead of going up, I'm going down to go back up, which just literally burns an hour.

02:22:37.200 --> 02:22:41.200
Exactly, yes. Alright, so now hover your Warwick.

02:22:41.200 --> 02:22:47.200
Coach, if I lose, like, I'm gonna freak out. Look out, you already knew to hover. You're actually lucky today.

02:22:47.200 --> 02:22:57.200
Bro, what I want to do, Coach, is we keep this as a series, bro. Every time I get close to a rank, so today runs in a month's silver,

02:22:57.200 --> 02:23:04.840
In two months gold every time I get close to ranking up we marathon it until I get the right and there's no if ands or buts about

02:23:05.280 --> 02:23:06.560
Okay, let's do it

02:23:06.560 --> 02:23:13.960
And before you know it I'm ahead of you and challenger like I'm sorry, but I can I mean listen listen listen listen listen listen

02:23:14.320 --> 02:23:17.400
We'll go if I were to if I were to hit challenger

02:23:17.600 --> 02:23:22.600
What would you actually do like I'm not even kidding in like two years if I was a challenger

02:23:22.600 --> 02:23:27.420
What would you do that act wait if you're to hit challenger if you're to outrank me and challenger

02:23:28.340 --> 02:23:34.460
If I was to hit challenger and outrank you, what would you do? I'd eat my own shit live on stream

02:23:45.020 --> 02:23:47.020
Private you would get instantly perm a man

02:23:47.020 --> 02:23:50.860
I think you would get instantly permavane.

02:23:50.860 --> 02:23:51.860
I'm out of your game.

02:23:51.860 --> 02:23:52.860
And it's like drinks.

02:23:52.860 --> 02:23:53.860
I wouldn't even just eat it.

02:23:53.860 --> 02:23:58.500
I would show the whole process of the meal being cooked as well if you catch my drift.

02:23:58.500 --> 02:24:02.420
Oh my fucking god.

02:24:02.420 --> 02:24:07.300
Dude, I'm going to be honest.

02:24:07.300 --> 02:24:11.140
You know what the biggest challenge of my career is ever going to be?

02:24:11.140 --> 02:24:12.140
What?

02:24:12.140 --> 02:24:17.140
streaming the ride events, and not fucking it up.

02:24:18.140 --> 02:24:21.420
Yo chat, I was gonna say this bro,

02:24:21.420 --> 02:24:24.340
if me and Dantez even make it to worlds

02:24:24.340 --> 02:24:27.060
co-streaming without already getting banned by Riot,

02:24:27.060 --> 02:24:27.980
I would be shocked.

02:24:29.980 --> 02:24:32.000
I'm not worried about myself, bro.

02:24:33.940 --> 02:24:35.860
You can see, I hope you know it's gonna be like

02:24:35.860 --> 02:24:38.420
Mario levels, every time we go one day

02:24:38.420 --> 02:24:40.220
without getting banned by Riot,

02:24:40.220 --> 02:24:42.700
It's going to feel like we moved on to the next world.

02:24:42.700 --> 02:24:43.660
You know what I mean?

02:24:43.660 --> 02:24:45.180
Jack, dude, what we need to do,

02:24:45.180 --> 02:24:49.020
Dantez, for the LCS finals in like two weeks,

02:24:49.020 --> 02:24:52.940
we need to both wear tuxedos and be PR corporate robots,

02:24:52.940 --> 02:24:54.380
where it's going to be PR.

02:24:54.380 --> 02:24:55.700
OK, we can do that.

02:24:55.700 --> 02:24:58.860
So we're just going to talk like, how's the weather today,

02:24:58.860 --> 02:25:00.300
Dantez?

02:25:00.300 --> 02:25:03.500
Dude, we can get Bernard to co-cast as well.

02:25:03.500 --> 02:25:04.860
Yes, we'll get Bernard too.

02:25:04.860 --> 02:25:08.580
It will literally just be PR corporate robot.

02:25:08.580 --> 02:25:10.060
And then we won't get banned.

02:25:10.060 --> 02:25:15.820
Wow, amazing play, but the enemy team still tried their best, so let's not discount their efforts as well.

02:25:19.180 --> 02:25:20.680
No, Upgrade to W, fuck!

02:25:21.140 --> 02:25:22.180
Oh my god, not to the start.

02:25:22.180 --> 02:25:23.780
Okay, so listen, so listen.

02:25:23.780 --> 02:25:28.620
When you upgrade to W, what it means is that you have to smite instantly when the camp spawns.

02:25:28.620 --> 02:25:29.620
Do you understand that?

02:25:29.620 --> 02:25:30.740
Yes, got it, got it.

02:25:31.820 --> 02:25:33.300
Okay, so now Jinxie.

02:25:33.300 --> 02:25:34.620
What we're gonna do here, okay?

02:25:34.980 --> 02:25:37.220
You're gonna be looking for the top to bot Folklear.

02:25:37.620 --> 02:25:38.500
Am I understood?

02:25:38.740 --> 02:25:39.240
Yes.

02:25:40.060 --> 02:25:46.460
Now, I want you to hear me out, okay?

02:25:46.460 --> 02:25:51.000
Because this is you against everyone right now.

02:25:51.000 --> 02:25:55.980
Do you know, Jinxy, why in League of Legends sometimes you'll hear the term 1v9?

02:25:55.980 --> 02:26:01.260
Yeah, because it means not only is the other team getting fucked, but your team is so fucking

02:26:01.260 --> 02:26:03.500
bad you're playing against your own team.

02:26:03.500 --> 02:26:04.500
Exactly, bro.

02:26:04.500 --> 02:26:06.740
So we're going to need you to unlock 1v9.

02:26:06.740 --> 02:26:07.740
SMITE!

02:26:07.740 --> 02:26:08.740
SMITE!

02:26:08.740 --> 02:26:17.480
Alright, so now what we do here, we're going to be looking for the red to gromp, and then

02:26:17.480 --> 02:26:24.600
afterwards we're going to be chilling, alright?

02:26:24.600 --> 02:26:27.520
Now the enemy barn is already looking low.

02:26:27.520 --> 02:26:28.520
Nice!

02:26:28.520 --> 02:26:30.080
Top laner is getting a kill.

02:26:30.080 --> 02:26:32.840
This game is already looking good for you.

02:26:32.840 --> 02:26:34.560
Yep, yes sir.

02:26:34.560 --> 02:26:36.560
Yes sir.

02:26:36.560 --> 02:26:38.200
So now what we're doing here, okay?

02:26:38.200 --> 02:26:40.340
I'm playing for the standard folk here, okay?

02:26:41.380 --> 02:26:42.220
Okay.

02:26:42.220 --> 02:26:44.380
This is a Jinxie folk here, bro.

02:26:44.380 --> 02:26:46.140
It's a JFC.

02:26:47.140 --> 02:26:48.380
Got it, yep.

02:26:48.380 --> 02:26:49.420
Oh my god, that actually makes sense.

02:26:49.420 --> 02:26:50.380
I want you to say it.

02:26:50.380 --> 02:26:51.980
Say JFC, JFC.

02:26:51.980 --> 02:26:53.700
JFC, JFC.

02:26:53.700 --> 02:26:55.500
No, replace the J with the K.

02:26:56.300 --> 02:26:57.140
J, oh.

02:26:58.900 --> 02:26:59.900
Why?

02:26:59.900 --> 02:27:01.420
Say it!

02:27:01.420 --> 02:27:02.380
JFK.

02:27:02.380 --> 02:27:05.060
No, no, I said it, no,

02:27:05.060 --> 02:27:08.000
replace the J with the K.

02:27:08.000 --> 02:27:14.380
KFC exactly that's how that's what we're gonna be turning the enemy team into this game, bro

02:27:14.420 --> 02:27:18.520
They're gonna be turned into fucking KFC and we're gonna eat him up. Do you understand?

02:27:20.480 --> 02:27:26.000
Yes, that's it. All right, so now listen what we're gonna do, okay, we're gonna look for the wolves after the wolves

02:27:26.000 --> 02:27:28.000
It's blue grump

02:27:28.720 --> 02:27:35.360
Yeah, and maybe even a bargain if it's not made available maybe even a fucking botgain too. Yes, it's in the cards, bro

02:27:35.360 --> 02:27:37.360
My team's doing good! This is really good!

02:27:37.360 --> 02:27:39.860
Like, Jinx, okay, think of it this way, okay?

02:27:39.860 --> 02:27:47.360
When you're playing jungle, I want you to imagine that you're like a people pleaser that never wants to let anyone down.

02:27:47.360 --> 02:27:50.360
So you're always just gonna say, oh, maybe, right?

02:27:50.360 --> 02:27:53.360
Hey, do you want to do this? Maybe. Hey, do you want to do that? Maybe.

02:27:53.360 --> 02:27:55.360
Like, you always have to be the maybe guy.

02:27:55.360 --> 02:27:59.360
And then it's like you just choose the best option at that time.

02:27:59.360 --> 02:28:02.860
So, is crab the best option? Then you go for that.

02:28:02.860 --> 02:28:09.720
But you go for that but you need to be the maybe guy does that make sense saying it all changes on the fly and I should never

02:28:09.720 --> 02:28:15.760
Have like a fully committed made-up idea of what I want to do exactly. Yes. Yes, exactly exactly

02:28:16.540 --> 02:28:22.680
It's like okay imagine imagine you're in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and you're banging mystique, okay?

02:28:25.000 --> 02:28:30.480
But every time your penis is halfway inside of her she's gonna transform into something right

02:28:30.480 --> 02:28:36.740
It's like if she turns into someone that you find attractive, then you go in, right?

02:28:36.740 --> 02:28:41.660
She turns into your girlfriend, your wife, your, I don't know, your crush, you go in, right?

02:28:41.820 --> 02:28:48.220
But then if she turns into like an old decrepit man, we got a fucking pull out of there. Does that make sense?

02:28:48.460 --> 02:28:49.780
Yes, that's it.

02:28:49.780 --> 02:28:53.960
Exactly, and it's the same way with jungling. Fight this, fight this, fight this, fight this, fight this.

02:28:54.960 --> 02:28:59.200
This is a free kill for Jiddy. Nice. Now take the wave, take the cannon. Please take the cannon.

02:28:59.200 --> 02:28:59.700
Yeah, I got it.

02:28:59.700 --> 02:29:02.820
Okay, now back up and recall back up and recall

02:29:09.700 --> 02:29:11.300
Okay

02:29:11.300 --> 02:29:17.100
Yep right now it's looking good jinx it's looking good though. So now you're gonna buy a team app nice now jinx see

02:29:17.100 --> 02:29:20.180
Why aren't you buying any other items besides the team at?

02:29:20.860 --> 02:29:27.180
Because I only have that because I already zeros out my goal exactly what I make sure I eat the spawn with no gold

02:29:27.180 --> 02:29:35.020
Exactly, so that's why Jinxie right now. We're gonna do math exercises said you can understand how much money you're gonna spend

02:29:35.180 --> 02:29:37.180
What's 1200 plus 300?

02:29:39.100 --> 02:29:41.100
What's 1500 minus 400

02:29:42.660 --> 02:29:45.500
1100 what's 3000 minus 2700?

02:29:47.300 --> 02:29:49.300
What's 14 to the power of three I

02:29:51.020 --> 02:29:53.020
Didn't I didn't get that

02:29:57.180 --> 02:30:05.820
14 to the third power um 14 times 14 guys 14 bro I honestly man I don't know

02:30:05.820 --> 02:30:09.540
okay just give me your best guess

02:30:10.460 --> 02:30:17.060
probably like a thousand or something over a thousand honestly maybe that

02:30:17.060 --> 02:30:20.620
that's a that's about it getting gasses I don't even fucking know

02:30:20.620 --> 02:30:24.380
Well no shit you motherfuckers! I'm asking you what it is!

02:30:27.180 --> 02:30:29.940
I thought you knew, wait we gotta look drag after the...

02:30:29.940 --> 02:30:31.940
Look for the gromp, look for the gromp.

02:30:34.900 --> 02:30:41.420
Okay, so now after the gromp, Jinxie, what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for either bot or dragon, okay?

02:30:42.500 --> 02:30:44.980
Yep, it's all perceptive, remember? It's uh, people, please.

02:30:45.220 --> 02:30:46.180
Exactly, yes.

02:30:46.180 --> 02:30:48.060
Maybe, I don't know, maybe I might wanna do that, yeah.

02:30:48.060 --> 02:30:50.320
Exactly, yes bro, yes that's it.

02:30:50.320 --> 02:30:52.480
We never commit to any plans, bro.

02:30:52.480 --> 02:30:53.640
It's like imagine you're like a-

02:30:53.640 --> 02:30:55.400
Oh yeah, we're looking bot here, looking bot.

02:30:55.400 --> 02:30:56.520
Go for this, go for this.

02:30:56.520 --> 02:30:58.000
Go on, go on, go on.

02:30:58.000 --> 02:30:59.360
Good?

02:30:59.360 --> 02:31:01.120
You can't get this, you can't get this back off.

02:31:01.120 --> 02:31:02.040
Yep, good.

02:31:02.040 --> 02:31:04.160
It's like imagine you're a janitor

02:31:04.160 --> 02:31:05.520
and like a classroom, right?

02:31:05.520 --> 02:31:07.440
And it's like you never know what the kids

02:31:07.440 --> 02:31:09.640
are gonna do next, so you always have to have

02:31:09.640 --> 02:31:11.200
the mop at hand, right?

02:31:11.200 --> 02:31:13.800
Because maybe one kid's gonna fucking puke everywhere.

02:31:13.800 --> 02:31:15.920
Maybe another one's gonna start shitting on the floor.

02:31:15.920 --> 02:31:20.560
maybe another one is going to spill his like nest tea and depending on the severity

02:31:20.560 --> 02:31:24.920
we gotta make sure we go for the most severe first is that make sense

02:31:24.920 --> 02:31:28.400
so like that for example the most severe thing to do is bought and then it

02:31:28.400 --> 02:31:34.920
becomes dragon do you see

02:31:34.920 --> 02:31:35.720
oh fuck

02:31:35.720 --> 02:31:38.960
wait jingseth i'm actually fucked

02:31:38.960 --> 02:31:44.960
no you're gonna you're gonna have to like do this in the next like four hours

02:31:44.960 --> 02:31:51.960
Because the problem is that I have a 50, uh, where to I say do tomorrow and there's no fucking way I'll be able to complete it in time if this year goes too late.

02:31:53.660 --> 02:31:54.860
Wait, you're in school?

02:31:55.360 --> 02:31:57.060
No, I'm just lARPing.

02:31:57.360 --> 02:31:59.260
Okay, so now what we're gonna do, alright?

02:31:59.460 --> 02:32:03.460
You're gonna look for the red, talk to about folk here, and then we're gonna get it done, okay?

02:32:03.960 --> 02:32:04.460
Okay, got it.

02:32:04.460 --> 02:32:08.460
RAAAAD! RAAAAAAAAD! RAAAAAAAAD!

02:32:11.160 --> 02:32:15.460
Remember, if all your camps are up, you always want to start on a buff.

02:32:16.460 --> 02:32:17.960
He gets the cooldown, it's got it.

02:32:17.960 --> 02:32:18.960
Yes.

02:32:19.960 --> 02:32:21.460
We gotta get the cooldown going earlier, yeah.

02:32:21.460 --> 02:32:25.460
Exactly, yes. So let's go, let's get the top to bottom.

02:32:34.460 --> 02:32:38.420
I thought you were in school for a second. Wait, did you? How'd you do in school? Were you a good student?

02:32:40.500 --> 02:32:42.500
Well, I wasn't till college.

02:32:43.700 --> 02:32:45.700
Oh, you went to college. How did that go?

02:32:46.340 --> 02:32:52.220
In my first semester, I failed all my core classes because I thought I was gonna become a veterinarian

02:32:52.220 --> 02:32:59.020
because the thing about me is like I've always just used weaponized autism to carry me through everything in life and the problem is that when I

02:32:59.020 --> 02:33:05.020
When I got to college, I realized that I couldn't just half-ass shit anymore and I needed to actually study.

02:33:05.020 --> 02:33:10.020
But I wanted to play league instead. So I just didn't study and I failed all my classes and almost went to night school.

02:33:10.020 --> 02:33:12.020
But then I lied to my parents about it.

02:33:12.020 --> 02:33:16.020
So instead of being a veterinarian, you just played league instead?

02:33:16.020 --> 02:33:19.020
Yeah, exactly. Because I had two options, right?

02:33:19.020 --> 02:33:27.020
One of them was I could sit there and I could study in school against all these other normies that were going to sit there and try hard and all that shit.

02:33:27.020 --> 02:33:30.140
Option 2 was I could just enjoy myself and play League in my free time.

02:33:30.140 --> 02:33:32.300
And then say I'm not going to sit there and study, bro.

02:33:32.300 --> 02:33:35.840
Like, I'm already, okay, press R instantly. R instantly.

02:33:35.840 --> 02:33:37.640
There you go. Now press Q.

02:33:37.640 --> 02:33:39.020
NICE!

02:33:39.020 --> 02:33:39.840
Good.

02:33:39.840 --> 02:33:41.740
Like, GenC, think of it logically, right?

02:33:41.740 --> 02:33:44.080
If I'm already spending 8 hours a day in school,

02:33:44.080 --> 02:33:47.180
why the fuck am I going to spend another 4 doing homework, right?

02:33:47.180 --> 02:33:49.180
Yep. Watch this, coach. Watch this.

02:33:49.180 --> 02:33:50.180
Let's go.

02:33:50.180 --> 02:33:53.780
Now, don't forget, Mordekaiser can bring you to the Diddy Chamber.

02:33:53.780 --> 02:33:55.780
So you might want to run away here.

02:33:55.780 --> 02:33:58.100
Yep, just one way and then recall, yep, recall.

02:34:04.600 --> 02:34:07.320
Alright, but Jinxie, do you want to hear something crazy?

02:34:08.320 --> 02:34:09.440
Yeah, talk to me, cuz I was talking about...

02:34:09.440 --> 02:34:14.040
Did you know that being a League of Legends streamer is actually harder than being a Veterinarian?

02:34:15.480 --> 02:34:16.200
How so?

02:34:16.600 --> 02:34:21.640
Well, just ask yourself, how many Veterinarians on the planet are there and how many League of Legends streamers are there?

02:34:21.640 --> 02:34:29.320
But don't you have to go to like school to be a vet like and like actually do the whole thing?

02:34:29.320 --> 02:34:34.120
Jinxy, but actually just like play like 20 hours a day in a childhood?

02:34:34.120 --> 02:34:35.120
Yeah, but Jinxy.

02:34:35.120 --> 02:34:36.120
Oh, actually, fuck.

02:34:36.120 --> 02:34:40.120
Lowkey, you've probably dumped so much time into League of Legends, you actually have

02:34:40.120 --> 02:34:43.040
like multiple PhDs worth of time in the game.

02:34:43.040 --> 02:34:45.400
Yes, because like, listen, let me explain it to you, okay?

02:34:45.400 --> 02:34:48.040
And this is something I've thought a lot about.

02:34:48.040 --> 02:34:52.940
League of Legends is like being a doctor but half the time your patient is

02:34:52.940 --> 02:34:56.900
guaranteed to die. So it's like imagine you're a doctor and you're gonna try

02:34:56.900 --> 02:35:01.360
your best to save this patient's life right but then half the time they're

02:35:01.360 --> 02:35:05.020
just gonna end up dying no matter your best efforts. After about a year or two

02:35:05.020 --> 02:35:08.380
you're probably gonna hang yourself right and it's the same thing with being

02:35:08.380 --> 02:35:12.380
a League of Legends player because every time you load it into a game you just

02:35:12.380 --> 02:35:16.340
want to sit there and win so when you lose it fucking sucks but you know

02:35:16.340 --> 02:35:19.940
you're gonna lose half the time so it's about mental strength does that make

02:35:19.940 --> 02:35:23.340
sense? let's go for the wolves

02:35:28.860 --> 02:35:32.140
alright so you're gonna look for the wolves here and then after the wolves

02:35:32.140 --> 02:35:35.500
you're gonna play wrappers into Krugs

02:35:36.780 --> 02:35:43.780
got it all right now Jinxie let me ask you a question okay yeah talk to me man

02:35:43.780 --> 02:35:49.100
Do you remember earlier when you told me all you'd have to do is tell me something once and I'm gonna do it forever?

02:35:49.540 --> 02:35:59.220
Yes, sir, of course man. Okay, perfect. So why the fuck has your team at NOT GOING ON COOL DOWN A SINGLE FUCKING TIME THIS GAME?

02:36:05.300 --> 02:36:07.300
WHAAAAAAAAAY?

02:36:07.700 --> 02:36:09.700
I'm sorry, sir. I completely forgot.

02:36:09.700 --> 02:36:14.580
Alright, well that's show. So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the

02:36:14.580 --> 02:36:19.780
Krugs and then after the Krugs you might want to look on another play, okay? So what

02:36:19.780 --> 02:36:23.700
plays do you see you have the potential of doing right now?

02:36:23.700 --> 02:36:28.060
Um, well we have objective, we have dragon, so I should go there.

02:36:28.060 --> 02:36:31.940
Exactly. So what we're going to do is we're going to look for Krugs and to recall and

02:36:31.940 --> 02:36:33.940
And then we're going to look on the dragon.

02:36:39.940 --> 02:36:43.940
Okay, yep, it's now by the blade of the rune king. Perfect.

02:36:43.940 --> 02:36:47.940
Alright, so now, dragon is free, okay?

02:36:49.940 --> 02:36:54.940
Yes, sensei. Why is dragon free because they're jungler recall or something?

02:36:54.940 --> 02:36:56.940
Um, well...

02:36:56.940 --> 02:36:57.940
Because I'll kill them.

02:36:57.940 --> 02:37:03.380
Well listen, it's because the thing is sometimes, especially in lower ELOs, you just want to have your own plan.

02:37:03.380 --> 02:37:05.380
Because nobody has their own plan.

02:37:05.380 --> 02:37:08.380
So if you're just saying that and you're like, I'm gonna do this thing, then you just do it.

02:37:08.380 --> 02:37:09.880
So now press W and chase them.

02:37:10.880 --> 02:37:11.380
Okay?

02:37:11.380 --> 02:37:12.680
You might have to ult away though.

02:37:13.780 --> 02:37:14.840
Oh, wait a second.

02:37:14.840 --> 02:37:16.840
This is good. Keep fighting, just keep fighting, keep fighting.

02:37:16.840 --> 02:37:18.080
Just keep fighting, keep fighting.

02:37:18.080 --> 02:37:21.480
Go in Q, Q, Q, keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting.

02:37:21.480 --> 02:37:22.380
Yes? Yes?

02:37:22.380 --> 02:37:23.740
Turn on the mouse, turn on the mouse.

02:37:23.740 --> 02:37:24.640
Okay, that's good.

02:37:24.640 --> 02:37:25.780
Not bad at all, bro.

02:37:25.780 --> 02:37:26.640
I killed you.

02:37:26.640 --> 02:37:28.640
Yep, that's good.

02:37:28.920 --> 02:37:34.480
Yes, so now the thing is your team won't be able to do dragon because they still need you but on your respawn

02:37:34.480 --> 02:37:36.480
You're gonna go dragon out of base. Okay

02:37:39.760 --> 02:37:42.800
Yes, nice good

02:37:43.800 --> 02:37:48.280
There we go kitten perfectly, dude. I'm telling second perfect right now

02:37:50.320 --> 02:37:56.040
It's looking perfect now we go right drag dude, we're up dude. Oh my god. I'm actually

02:37:56.640 --> 02:38:02.160
Literally brutally fucking people in the ass. Yes game one and game two like I'm top. Yes

02:38:02.580 --> 02:38:09.820
Top kills every game. I'm telling you this is why I kept telling people like you have something inside you, bro

02:38:09.960 --> 02:38:14.720
There's something inside you that I'm noticing and that thing inside of you

02:38:14.720 --> 02:38:20.360
It enables you to be the best player at this game, and it's the killer instinct

02:38:20.360 --> 02:38:26.000
really yes like you can see if you were born in the medieval ages you'd probably

02:38:26.000 --> 02:38:30.700
be going around murdering people and that's a good thing pressy pressy oh

02:38:30.700 --> 02:38:36.800
no I didn't know they could do that to me

02:38:36.800 --> 02:38:44.280
okay real talk real talk I didn't think they would either I've actually I'm not

02:38:44.280 --> 02:38:48.560
even kidding I've never died like that from two ranged people rooting me from

02:38:48.560 --> 02:38:51.260
from outside the camp, it's actually insane.

02:38:51.260 --> 02:38:54.040
So now what we're going to do is you're going to walk to the red buff and you're going to

02:38:54.040 --> 02:38:58.840
tell them how broken their champions are because you need to let them know that the only reason

02:38:58.840 --> 02:39:01.880
why they're winning is because they're elo inflated.

02:39:01.880 --> 02:39:12.680
So let's all chat, nice elo inflated champions.

02:39:12.680 --> 02:39:15.160
You know what's actually so fucking crazy?

02:39:15.160 --> 02:39:18.520
How are the elo inflated if they're irons?

02:39:18.520 --> 02:39:21.800
well because they'd be iron four but now they're iron two

02:39:21.800 --> 02:39:22.840
got it

02:39:22.840 --> 02:39:23.720
understood

02:39:23.720 --> 02:39:26.280
so jingxi let me let me tell you something okay

02:39:26.280 --> 02:39:27.480
in league of legends

02:39:27.480 --> 02:39:29.200
the hardest champions to play

02:39:29.200 --> 02:39:30.560
are the ones that you play

02:39:30.560 --> 02:39:32.280
and the easiest ones to play

02:39:32.280 --> 02:39:34.480
are the ones that people that beat you lock in

02:39:34.480 --> 02:39:36.320
does that make sense?

02:39:36.320 --> 02:39:37.840
yep that makes perfect sense

02:39:37.840 --> 02:39:40.360
so let me ask you a question who's the hardest champion in the game?

02:39:40.360 --> 02:39:42.240
warwick and then yi

02:39:42.240 --> 02:39:43.560
and then after that Diana

02:39:43.560 --> 02:39:44.440
exactly

02:39:44.440 --> 02:39:47.320
and who are the easiest champions in the game?

02:39:47.320 --> 02:39:49.680
uh...

02:39:49.680 --> 02:39:50.560
ramus

02:39:50.560 --> 02:39:51.880
morta kaiser

02:39:51.880 --> 02:39:52.880
uh... evelin

02:39:52.880 --> 02:39:55.880
exactly yes so that's why jimsy

02:39:55.880 --> 02:39:58.840
the thing is that even if somebody ever wins a game versus you

02:39:58.840 --> 02:40:00.360
it doesn't even matter

02:40:00.360 --> 02:40:03.520
because uh... they're just winning because they're walking in ill or inflated

02:40:03.520 --> 02:40:04.360
bullshit

02:40:04.360 --> 02:40:06.760
does that make sense

02:40:06.760 --> 02:40:09.560
now what we think about me

02:40:09.560 --> 02:40:12.840
yes i was saying if you're born in the medieval times you'd be the kind of guy

02:40:12.840 --> 02:40:14.840
that goes around murdering people

02:40:14.840 --> 02:40:21.840
and looting corpses during the bubonic plague.

02:40:21.840 --> 02:40:29.840
Because I can tell that me and you are alike, and I would have done that too.

02:40:29.840 --> 02:40:32.840
The thing about people like me and you, Jinxi,

02:40:32.840 --> 02:40:36.840
is that if it weren't for laws, me and you could actually go crazy.

02:40:36.840 --> 02:40:40.840
But since there are laws in place and we have families that we love,

02:40:40.840 --> 02:40:42.840
and we have rules that we need to abide by,

02:40:42.840 --> 02:40:48.420
It's like we can only afford to get that inner demon out of us in League of Legends.

02:40:48.420 --> 02:40:49.780
Does that make sense?

02:40:50.780 --> 02:40:51.980
Yes.

02:40:51.980 --> 02:40:53.980
Okay, go for the motorcars or kill. Top.

02:40:58.280 --> 02:40:58.780
Now, where you-

02:40:58.780 --> 02:41:00.060
Wow, why can't I kill him?

02:41:00.060 --> 02:41:02.580
Why? Because you're fucking goaded. That's why.

02:41:03.140 --> 02:41:04.260
Now fucking kill him.

02:41:06.740 --> 02:41:09.380
Uh, okay. I was gonna say don't arm, but it's okay.

02:41:09.380 --> 02:41:10.580
Yeah, just keep bothering him.

02:41:10.580 --> 02:41:16.380
there you go now go for the reptile so the reason why you can go go for this

02:41:16.380 --> 02:41:23.260
go to nice nice nice

02:41:23.260 --> 02:41:27.820
Genzi! Snipe to us in the fucking animal you want!

02:41:27.820 --> 02:41:32.860
No! Yes! Okay okay listen you're gonna have to

02:41:32.860 --> 02:41:40.460
flash on him in Q. Oh my god. Press E? E? Okay, do you know why that was so crazy?

02:41:40.460 --> 02:41:46.780
Uh, because I flashed away from a skill shot? No bro, it's because you flashed before I

02:41:46.780 --> 02:41:52.420
even told you to. Like you already had the play that I was going to tell you to go for

02:41:52.420 --> 02:41:57.980
in your fucking mind. Do you understand? Yes, one second.

02:41:57.980 --> 02:42:06.420
Okay, go for the Krugs.

02:42:06.420 --> 02:42:20.100
Perfect, perfect.

02:42:20.100 --> 02:42:23.380
So Jinx, you know what you can also say?

02:42:23.380 --> 02:42:27.940
You can also say, hey, Xin Zhao, the GG stands for great.

02:42:27.940 --> 02:42:31.660
great gazangas as I plow you from behind.

02:42:31.660 --> 02:42:34.940
I don't know if I can.

02:42:34.940 --> 02:42:38.180
Yeah, you know what, okay, that might be a bit too far.

02:42:38.180 --> 02:42:43.940
Okay, so what we're going to do now is you're going to look for the wrappers, so you're

02:42:43.940 --> 02:42:48.940
going to look for the wrappers and afterwards bot side clear into scuttle, okay?

02:42:48.940 --> 02:42:49.940
Okay.

02:42:49.940 --> 02:42:50.940
Perfect.

02:42:50.940 --> 02:42:55.940
Yeah, man, just kind of carrying every game here.

02:42:55.940 --> 02:42:58.940
Dude, I'm telling you, it's like you're actually getting it done.

02:42:58.940 --> 02:42:59.940
I know.

02:42:59.940 --> 02:43:03.940
And bro, a lot of this shit, like, you didn't even have to tell me to flash that, you know what I'm saying?

02:43:03.940 --> 02:43:08.940
No, that's what I'm telling you, like, you understand these things at, like, an inherent level.

02:43:08.940 --> 02:43:14.940
Well, because what my thought process is, I'm overleveled, so I can kill him if I can get close to him, and he's a ranged character.

02:43:14.940 --> 02:43:17.940
So, like, I just have to get close to him, and then I heal once I start hitting him.

02:43:17.940 --> 02:43:18.940
Yes!

02:43:18.940 --> 02:43:20.940
So, all of you just cut the distance off from me to him.

02:43:20.940 --> 02:43:23.940
It's just like using shotguns in Siege, bro. You have to get close to the warwick.

02:43:23.940 --> 02:43:26.820
Yep, and you're literally the expert at using shotguns in the city.

02:43:26.820 --> 02:43:27.320
I am.

02:43:27.320 --> 02:43:29.320
You're gonna put a ward and I'll get back.

02:43:29.320 --> 02:43:31.820
Okay, so listen, now we commit for that play.

02:43:31.820 --> 02:43:34.140
Follow the Rift Held, follow the Rift Held.

02:43:34.140 --> 02:43:36.140
It's like imagine, follow the leader.

02:43:36.140 --> 02:43:38.140
Just follow the Rift Held and escort it.

02:43:38.140 --> 02:43:40.140
It's like protect the president.

02:43:40.140 --> 02:43:42.140
Just follow it, follow it.

02:43:43.140 --> 02:43:45.140
Oh, Jesus.

02:43:45.140 --> 02:43:49.140
Okay, Jinxie, we're gonna need you to crash into the second tower.

02:43:49.140 --> 02:43:50.140
Do you understand?

02:43:50.140 --> 02:43:52.140
Yo, yo, yo.

02:43:52.140 --> 02:43:55.500
Okay, kill the locks! Kill the locks! Go!

02:43:55.500 --> 02:43:58.860
Oh my god, this is good. Yes! Yes!

02:43:58.860 --> 02:44:03.220
Okay, oh my god. Okay, back up and go to the dragon. Back up and go to the dragon.

02:44:03.220 --> 02:44:05.500
We do not want to give up. Mordekaiser chance to kill us.

02:44:05.500 --> 02:44:08.140
Go up, Lai.

02:44:08.140 --> 02:44:11.780
That actually ended up being a play. Yes,

02:44:11.780 --> 02:44:16.220
I'm telling you. So now look, go for the the dragon and then afterwards you're

02:44:16.220 --> 02:44:17.420
going to look for recall, okay?

02:44:17.420 --> 02:44:21.780
Got it, Tim.

02:44:21.780 --> 02:44:28.460
So now we're gonna play for this again, man. Dude. I'm it's like every single game you're literally just going so fucking crazy

02:44:30.900 --> 02:44:33.480
I'm ready for bronze coach. I really am yes

02:44:33.480 --> 02:44:36.340
All we need to do is just get a delay and we would have got bronze ages ago

02:44:36.580 --> 02:44:40.380
No, yes, but like that's what I'm telling you in league

02:44:40.380 --> 02:44:46.340
It's impossible to climb out of the jungle if you don't have delay. It's like walking through like okay, listen

02:44:47.700 --> 02:44:49.700
Okay, right

02:44:51.780 --> 02:44:58.020
like okay Jinxie let me let me make you understand what it's like okay it's like

02:44:58.020 --> 02:45:05.820
imagine there's a place where okay imagine you're gonna go to prison

02:45:05.820 --> 02:45:14.780
right when you play with no delay it's like you wear your zesty shirts and then

02:45:14.780 --> 02:45:19.740
you're having like a tight little lace thong as you walk into the prison what

02:45:19.740 --> 02:45:21.740
What do you think is going to happen?

02:45:21.740 --> 02:45:25.740
Um, I'll probably drop the soap or something?

02:45:25.740 --> 02:45:26.740
I don't know.

02:45:26.740 --> 02:45:27.740
Exactly.

02:45:27.740 --> 02:45:29.740
And it's the same thing with playing jungle in league.

02:45:29.740 --> 02:45:34.740
When you play with no delay, it's like you have no protections over yourself.

02:45:34.740 --> 02:45:37.740
So anybody can just do whatever they want to you.

02:45:37.740 --> 02:45:38.740
Does that make sense?

02:45:38.740 --> 02:45:39.740
Yes.

02:45:39.740 --> 02:45:40.740
Okay.

02:45:40.740 --> 02:45:41.740
Alright.

02:45:41.740 --> 02:45:44.740
So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the rest of the,

02:45:44.740 --> 02:45:49.740
You're going to go Raptors here and then after you're going to go for the Scattle Crab.

02:45:49.740 --> 02:45:54.740
Okay, yes. Bro, are you excited to watch LCS with me, Dantez?

02:45:54.740 --> 02:45:57.740
Yeah, super excited.

02:45:57.740 --> 02:46:01.740
Yo, bro, why'd you say it like that, bro?

02:46:01.740 --> 02:46:04.740
If you were to talk about dropping the soap on LCS...

02:46:04.740 --> 02:46:08.740
Okay, wait, wait. Do you want me to actually tell you the real reason why?

02:46:08.740 --> 02:46:09.740
Yes.

02:46:09.740 --> 02:46:13.740
Okay, and this is what I'm about to say. It's just facts, right?

02:46:13.740 --> 02:46:19.740
right? The reason why the concept of LCS would seem really exciting for me is because it's like,

02:46:19.740 --> 02:46:24.940
wow, I get to watch all these people that I play with them against in solo queue compete on the

02:46:24.940 --> 02:46:30.780
world stage. In reality, it's some fucking team that just decides that they're gonna give a bottom

02:46:30.780 --> 02:46:36.780
of the barrel paycheck to some random Korean dude, and then half their team is imports that nobody

02:46:36.780 --> 02:46:41.580
even knows who they are. And then after it's like, you don't even feel any association because they're

02:46:41.580 --> 02:46:43.860
They're like, bro, I don't even know who these people are.

02:46:43.860 --> 02:46:45.100
Does that make sense?

02:46:45.100 --> 02:46:47.060
Can we fight your coach or not?

02:46:47.060 --> 02:46:48.460
No, you're going to press E?

02:46:48.460 --> 02:46:49.220
Press E?

02:46:49.220 --> 02:46:50.340
Press E and then R, wait.

02:46:50.340 --> 02:46:50.700
R?

02:46:50.700 --> 02:46:51.340
R?

02:46:51.340 --> 02:46:54.380
OK, so now hold on to your R. R!

02:46:54.380 --> 02:46:56.180
Oh, no.

02:46:56.180 --> 02:46:57.220
He's in my tower, though, no?

02:46:57.220 --> 02:46:58.260
He's in my tower?

02:46:58.260 --> 02:46:59.140
Why is he going to do this?

02:46:59.140 --> 02:47:01.380
This brain dead fucking idiot's on my fucking team.

02:47:01.380 --> 02:47:03.860
Oh, wait, because he was invisible, that's why.

02:47:03.860 --> 02:47:05.220
All right, continue about LCS.

02:47:05.220 --> 02:47:06.580
This game is already won, for good.

02:47:06.580 --> 02:47:07.100
Yep.

02:47:07.100 --> 02:47:09.180
So as I was saying, the problem with LCS

02:47:09.180 --> 02:47:19.180
is that LCS is just like a, it's just like a, a fucking like organization where half of the players are imported, right?

02:47:19.180 --> 02:47:20.180
Which isn't necessarily-

02:47:20.180 --> 02:47:27.180
Wait, so LCS is like, it's an NA league, but it's a lot of Korean players who aren't even the best in Korea, basically, is what you're saying?

02:47:27.180 --> 02:47:32.180
Exactly. And do you like Imagine? Imagine, Jinxie, what's your favorite soccer team?

02:47:32.180 --> 02:47:34.180
Uh, FC Barcelona.

02:47:34.180 --> 02:47:36.180
Okay, what country do they play from?

02:47:36.180 --> 02:47:37.180
Spain.

02:47:37.180 --> 02:47:44.180
Imagine, in that team, only half of the people are from Spain. Would that change your opinion?

02:47:44.180 --> 02:47:46.180
Well, that's kind of how it is with Barcelona.

02:47:46.180 --> 02:47:47.180
Oh.

02:47:48.180 --> 02:47:51.180
Well, then I guess you might like the LCS then.

02:47:51.180 --> 02:47:52.180
Okay, three.

02:47:52.180 --> 02:48:00.180
But yeah, no, that's all it is. It's like, LCS just feels like a retirement home for washed up Korean players, unironically.

02:48:00.180 --> 02:48:01.180
Really?

02:48:01.180 --> 02:48:02.180
Yes.

02:48:03.180 --> 02:48:05.180
And it got so bad that they...

02:48:05.180 --> 02:48:08.180
What's the most exciting? Is it worlds? Is the worlds the most exciting one?

02:48:08.180 --> 02:48:15.180
Well, the reason why worlds and MSI is exciting is because every once in a while, a random

02:48:15.180 --> 02:48:19.900
team from the west, either like a European or an American team, actually gets the point

02:48:19.900 --> 02:48:23.580
where it's like, you're like, oh my god, they might actually win everything. And then they

02:48:23.580 --> 02:48:27.780
just end up disappointing you again. But then the next year you forget about it. It's kind

02:48:27.780 --> 02:48:32.660
of like imagine your dad leaves you, right? And then like 20 years later, it's like you're

02:48:32.660 --> 02:48:36.880
getting like these phone calls and it's like hey I might be coming back and it's

02:48:36.880 --> 02:48:39.520
like you're getting excited getting excited and then afterwards it like

02:48:39.520 --> 02:48:45.920
never really happens that's what it's like being a fan of the LCS okay and um

02:48:45.920 --> 02:48:53.200
okay so but wouldn't it be fun to watch like faker play and stuff well I mean

02:48:53.200 --> 02:48:59.000
sure sure I mean like you you like you cheer for the NA teams you don't cheer

02:48:59.000 --> 02:49:02.480
for like faker at all no I don't cheer for anyone because half of the NA players

02:49:02.480 --> 02:49:07.680
can go fuck themselves because they end my games okay got it okay you can fight

02:49:07.680 --> 02:49:11.840
this by the way press R nice because that's the that's the issue

02:49:11.840 --> 02:49:17.480
Jinxie the problem is have you ever heard the term never meet your heroes yes

02:49:17.480 --> 02:49:22.200
oh my god yes okay I wanted to imagine right now fakers in this game and then

02:49:22.200 --> 02:49:30.400
he okay so imagine right now fakers in this game and then he types down Jinxie

02:49:30.400 --> 02:49:36.920
You fucking suck dick, and then he starts running it down mid. Would you ever feel excited to watch faker play again?

02:49:38.320 --> 02:49:42.400
And what if I told you that that's a good one and blame his team because faker's better than you

02:49:42.960 --> 02:49:51.060
Okay, but Jinxie listen listen what I'm trying to explain though is that is what you experience with pro players and 90% of your games. Oh

02:49:51.920 --> 02:49:58.380
They just ain't wait. Yep. Okay, so this we're gonna do okay. I'm gonna want you to press W soon

02:49:58.380 --> 02:50:05.540
You're gonna have to run at them. You need to fight this. Okay, you're gonna kill this in and then after you're gonna look on the gen

02:50:09.700 --> 02:50:16.580
Yep, but it's okay listen you're still gonna win it well alright we have three dragons they have literally zero

02:50:16.580 --> 02:50:22.300
I mean, we're up kills, we're up turrets, we're fine, we're fine.

02:50:22.300 --> 02:50:31.300
But yeah, no, like, LCS, I mean, like, fuck, like, and this isn't like a dig at Riot, obviously, right?

02:50:31.300 --> 02:50:36.580
Because like, it's just, you know, like, how a lot of people view it nowadays.

02:50:36.580 --> 02:50:38.660
Yeah, shout out Riot for letting us know.

02:50:38.660 --> 02:50:44.380
Yeah, no, like, it's cool and everything, but the problem is that every single, like, domestic league,

02:50:44.380 --> 02:50:47.260
whether it's like LEC, LCS, whatever it is,

02:50:47.260 --> 02:50:49.420
all of them have fallen off massively

02:50:49.420 --> 02:50:51.340
over the last few years.

02:50:51.340 --> 02:50:53.180
Somebody in my chat just said that ward

02:50:53.180 --> 02:50:54.580
has been there for 15 minutes.

02:50:56.540 --> 02:50:57.780
Which ward?

02:50:57.780 --> 02:50:59.540
The ward is still there for 10 years.

02:50:59.540 --> 02:51:01.060
That ward has been there for 15 minutes.

02:51:01.060 --> 02:51:03.740
The ward that I put down by objective.

02:51:03.740 --> 02:51:05.860
Okay, well listen, this is what we're gonna do, okay?

02:51:05.860 --> 02:51:07.340
You're gonna steal the barn here.

02:51:07.340 --> 02:51:08.740
Yeah, yes, so this we're gonna do.

02:51:08.740 --> 02:51:11.220
Jinxie, Jinxie, it's all you, this all you.

02:51:11.220 --> 02:51:12.580
I want you to drone over the barn.

02:51:12.580 --> 02:51:14.860
They have no jungler. They have no jungler.

02:51:14.860 --> 02:51:19.380
Okay. So, like, I want to press W. Press W. Press W. Press W.

02:51:19.380 --> 02:51:20.980
Okay, now just go for the band. Just go for the band.

02:51:20.980 --> 02:51:22.480
You're good. They already killed that one.

02:51:24.480 --> 02:51:26.680
But how about you? You know what? Enough about me.

02:51:26.680 --> 02:51:28.980
Are you excited to watch LCS?

02:51:28.980 --> 02:51:32.280
Yeah, but I think I'll actually learn a lot about the game, which is kind of fun.

02:51:32.280 --> 02:51:33.680
Okay.

02:51:33.680 --> 02:51:37.880
So what's the most exciting thing for you about watching the pro games that you think is going to be like?

02:51:39.080 --> 02:51:41.180
Well, I would just like to see... Oh.

02:51:41.180 --> 02:51:46.680
Oh my god, I would like to see those five-man team fights on dragons and stuff in Barrens, like I think that would be fun to watch.

02:51:46.680 --> 02:51:47.180
Yep.

02:51:48.080 --> 02:51:52.680
Okay, so I guess like just watching what it looks like from a communications perspective too, right?

02:51:52.680 --> 02:51:58.680
Watching how the game is actually supposed to be played and not like a lobotomy of iron, which is what I play.

02:52:01.680 --> 02:52:03.680
Okay, so like Jinx, there's Morgan here, okay?

02:52:04.680 --> 02:52:07.680
You're gonna look for the rest of the Folklare? Actually, you know what, fuck it.

02:52:07.680 --> 02:52:10.680
Go for the red, then recall, and then go for the blue out of base.

02:52:11.180 --> 02:52:28.340
So the thing is Jinxie, there are people out there that think that I'm a bad coach.

02:52:28.340 --> 02:52:29.900
Can you believe that?

02:52:29.900 --> 02:52:32.780
No, round ever.

02:52:32.780 --> 02:52:36.780
Like there are people out there Jinxie that think that because I make League of Legends

02:52:36.780 --> 02:52:45.180
fun I'm a bad coach think about it for a second true true because they think that

02:52:45.180 --> 02:52:48.820
League of Legends has to be you press your abilities and you do this and you do

02:52:48.820 --> 02:52:53.420
that but they don't understand that what matters is the emotion what matters is

02:52:53.420 --> 02:52:57.860
the sense of connection that you have to the game and if there's no connection

02:52:57.860 --> 02:53:02.980
then why even bother fucking learning you know what I mean yo are we losing our

02:53:02.980 --> 02:53:08.540
Just wait wait before you go in you're gonna wait for the ash to walk out of base

02:53:12.480 --> 02:53:15.360
Okay now go in now you go now you go now you go now you go

02:53:16.880 --> 02:53:23.180
Yep, that works now hold Q honor hold Q hold Q hold it E E E flash and then E

02:53:27.060 --> 02:53:29.060
Close

02:53:29.060 --> 02:53:33.860
wait but we're winning everything why is this game going so bad we're winning

02:53:33.860 --> 02:53:41.260
what's happened we're up 12 kills we have three dragons oh it's cuz oh no no

02:53:41.260 --> 02:53:45.740
yeah why what's going on why are we dominating more okay I'm putting my I'm

02:53:45.740 --> 02:53:50.260
putting dick to ass right now so Jin see imagine that you have a team of five

02:53:50.260 --> 02:53:57.500
sixth graders right and they're all fighting five fifth graders okay okay

02:53:57.500 --> 02:54:04.940
If one of the sixth graders decides to fuck off and do random shit, is there enough of

02:54:04.940 --> 02:54:10.260
a difference between the two of those groups that one of them will just automatically win?

02:54:10.260 --> 02:54:15.140
No, because the sixth graders, like, I mean they're not even like developed, their arms

02:54:15.140 --> 02:54:16.620
are like, like, stitched.

02:54:16.620 --> 02:54:23.460
Exactly, and it's the same exact thing when it comes to League of Legends, because even

02:54:23.460 --> 02:54:28.500
Even if your team has a lead, think of it like you have a one great advantage, right?

02:54:28.500 --> 02:54:30.380
You have a one great advantage.

02:54:30.380 --> 02:54:35.140
And then after, it's like if you're missing somebody, then you literally can't actually

02:54:35.140 --> 02:54:38.140
win the fight, even though you feel like you should.

02:54:38.140 --> 02:54:39.740
Do you see what I'm getting at?

02:54:39.740 --> 02:54:40.740
Yep, got it.

02:54:40.740 --> 02:54:41.740
Yep, okay.

02:54:41.740 --> 02:54:42.740
That makes sense.

02:54:42.740 --> 02:54:45.540
So the trick is that you just need to take so many steroids that you end up looking like

02:54:45.540 --> 02:54:49.940
a freak of nature 15th grader, and then you start mauging the whole lobby.

02:54:49.940 --> 02:54:51.740
Do you see what I'm getting at now?

02:54:51.740 --> 02:54:52.740
Got it.

02:54:52.740 --> 02:54:57.100
Alright, so now this is what we're going to do, okay?

02:54:57.100 --> 02:55:02.340
You're going to back up, and then after.

02:55:02.340 --> 02:55:04.420
Back up, just keep backing up.

02:55:04.420 --> 02:55:06.580
Walk up, walk up, walk up, walk up.

02:55:06.580 --> 02:55:09.580
So now you can see when the Mortar Cards are walking up, walk to the red dot, the red dot,

02:55:09.580 --> 02:55:10.580
the red dot, the red dot.

02:55:10.580 --> 02:55:12.580
I don't see a red dot there.

02:55:12.580 --> 02:55:14.220
Okay, it's not there anymore.

02:55:14.220 --> 02:55:18.420
Okay, uh, yeah, you're just going to have to back up now.

02:55:18.420 --> 02:55:25.420
Cause the problem is that your Ash is dead so you're just going to have to leave it be.

02:55:34.680 --> 02:55:37.720
Ahhhh no... no no don't do it.

02:55:37.720 --> 02:55:42.040
Oh God.... okay... Back up.

02:55:42.040 --> 02:55:46.000
So the good news is China-Myrion can come in soon and your Ash is going to be respawning

02:55:46.000 --> 02:55:46.880
as well.

02:55:46.880 --> 02:55:52.480
You just have to wait, okay? You need to just hold the four down for a little bit back up back up back up

02:55:52.480 --> 02:55:54.480
You don't want to die

02:55:57.760 --> 02:56:03.560
Now walk up I know look on the dragon

02:56:11.360 --> 02:56:13.680
Looks like everybody's gonna go dragon. This is gonna be the whole game

02:56:13.680 --> 02:56:19.160
It gets decided here press W and run at them right now press W and run at them

02:56:19.800 --> 02:56:28.040
Get that jinn off that jinn the jinn. Nice hold Q hold Q hold Q good get that okay now get this in this is now

02:56:29.120 --> 02:56:34.680
We can turn on the dragon now after you kill this in you turn the drag good. You're winning this shit easy now

02:56:36.320 --> 02:56:40.620
Okay, now just finish the dragon because you're gonna get a dragon soul then you're gonna walk mid all right

02:56:43.960 --> 02:56:45.960
You might have just won

02:56:48.000 --> 02:56:50.000
Can I walk man

02:56:53.600 --> 02:56:57.180
Now since we have the dragon soul do we instantly one shot them or do we have more health?

02:56:57.360 --> 02:57:03.600
No, so this dragon soul gives your entire team a shield so you just need to play for the shield and you're gonna be good

02:57:09.280 --> 02:57:12.200
Okay, so we're gonna do now so you're back up

02:57:13.680 --> 02:57:21.280
Okay, and now what you're gonna do here, Jengzee, listen, you're gonna back up, back up, back

02:57:21.280 --> 02:57:25.080
up, because the thing is you need to wait for your team to be in position, and then

02:57:25.080 --> 02:57:27.980
I want you to go for your red buff, just go for your red buff and then ping your team

02:57:27.980 --> 02:57:28.980
away.

02:57:28.980 --> 02:57:32.400
Do you know how to ping them away?

02:57:32.400 --> 02:57:33.400
No.

02:57:33.400 --> 02:57:34.400
No.

02:57:34.400 --> 02:57:38.640
So you ping and then instead of pulling it down for help you pull it up, nice, there

02:57:38.640 --> 02:57:39.640
you go.

02:57:39.640 --> 02:57:52.240
So now you go for the red and then after this red you could easily look for Baron soon.

02:57:52.240 --> 02:57:56.800
Alright so now Jinx you listen, you're going to back off, back off because now your team

02:57:56.800 --> 02:57:59.120
isn't in place.

02:57:59.120 --> 02:58:04.260
Okay, so now we're waiting for our team, okay?

02:58:09.440 --> 02:58:12.660
You can't wait all this all this all this

02:58:15.360 --> 02:58:17.680
Yeah, just just you just you fight fight fight

02:58:18.200 --> 02:58:23.120
Going going going the gym the gym nice the looks the looks the looks the looks

02:58:23.120 --> 02:58:30.120
Do you hear yourself? E? Press E? E? E? Hold Q! Hold it! Nice! Okay, now go for the

02:58:30.120 --> 02:58:40.120
sin! The sin! The Mordekaiser! Nice! Okay, now burn! Now burn! Now burn!

02:58:43.120 --> 02:58:45.120
I'm the greatest ever, bro.

02:58:45.120 --> 02:58:49.120
Okay, Jynxie, I thought about it more. I thought about it more.

02:58:49.120 --> 02:58:51.120
I'm telling you, you're going insane.

02:58:51.120 --> 02:58:55.120
Are you ready to hear the epiphany that I just came to?

02:58:55.120 --> 02:58:56.120
Yeah, what's up, bro?

02:58:56.120 --> 02:58:59.120
So, this is what we're going to do, okay?

02:58:59.120 --> 02:59:01.120
I want you to just focus on the barn.

02:59:01.120 --> 02:59:02.120
You can finish it.

02:59:02.120 --> 02:59:04.120
You can finish it.

02:59:04.120 --> 02:59:05.120
Okay?

02:59:05.120 --> 02:59:09.120
And then when your ult is up in 4 seconds, I want you to ult the mouse on it, okay?

02:59:09.120 --> 02:59:10.120
But only if you walk up.

02:59:10.120 --> 02:59:12.120
Only if you walk up.

02:59:12.120 --> 02:59:13.120
Okay.

02:59:13.120 --> 02:59:15.120
So now after this barn, recall.

02:59:15.120 --> 02:59:16.120
Recall?

02:59:16.120 --> 02:59:17.120
Recall.

02:59:17.120 --> 02:59:24.320
this barn recall recall recall okay now press P your next item is gonna be that

02:59:24.320 --> 02:59:28.080
thornmail that thornmail and then you're gonna buy a lixar barn I want to buy the

02:59:28.080 --> 02:59:38.320
lixar barn okay so Jinxie why do you like FC bar Solana exactly okay and

02:59:38.320 --> 02:59:42.680
what if I told you that that's the reason why because I thought about it

02:59:42.680 --> 02:59:49.120
That's really the reason why for me. I don't like pro play because pro play went from being a thing where you saw

02:59:49.440 --> 02:59:53.360
Personalities and you saw people that were actually like really out there

02:59:53.360 --> 02:59:58.040
You know that everyone knew and then it went to a thing where every single split and every season

02:59:58.520 --> 03:00:03.880
Every single team would have different rosters because they would always want to just all in winning as hard as they could

03:00:03.920 --> 03:00:09.080
So it makes it impossible to get attached to the actual players that are part of the rosters does that make sense?

03:00:09.080 --> 03:00:10.080
Yes, I see.

03:00:10.080 --> 03:00:11.080
I think I see.

03:00:11.080 --> 03:00:14.080
So now this is what we're going to do here, okay?

03:00:14.080 --> 03:00:19.080
You're going to look for the Mordekaiser kill, and then afterwards I want you to look towards mid.

03:00:24.080 --> 03:00:27.080
Okay, so what you're going to do is you're going to recall.

03:00:27.080 --> 03:00:29.080
You're going to recall and then you walk mid.

03:00:37.080 --> 03:00:38.080
Are we winning now, coach?

03:00:38.080 --> 03:00:45.480
So now after this what you're gonna do is you're gonna wait for the enemies to

03:00:45.480 --> 03:00:54.960
walk up then you're gonna press W and you're gonna R in alright. Yes so now

03:00:54.960 --> 03:00:59.400
this we're gonna do you're gonna walk up and then R in nice now what you're gonna

03:00:59.400 --> 03:01:03.840
do is you're gonna hold Q hold Q on them perfect and then now you can just walk

03:01:03.840 --> 03:01:10.940
get down mid you walk them down mid like they're fucking dogs nice nice way to go

03:01:10.940 --> 03:01:18.000
in Zen way to go in man fucking idiot fucking iron bitch okay now go for this

03:01:18.000 --> 03:01:23.040
and then you just get the freest one of your fucking life oh well I'm not gonna

03:01:23.040 --> 03:01:28.480
get broad today two games and two wins

03:01:28.480 --> 03:01:35.200
And not only that bro, it's I was the best player on my team both games. Yes, so now I wanted a w and then chase this

03:01:36.040 --> 03:01:40.680
Like I'm the best player in the lobby both games that was the bigger thing dude

03:01:40.680 --> 03:01:48.200
I want you to look at your scoreline. Yes 18 kills and literally like seven CS per minute of 40 minute game

03:01:48.200 --> 03:01:50.200
That's actually crazy

03:01:51.160 --> 03:01:56.280
Bro, it's because you're coaching man. It's all cuz you're coaching back. That's back to back wins, bro

03:01:56.280 --> 03:01:58.280
Oh, let's fucking go chat

03:01:58.960 --> 03:02:04.960
Dude, we have the delay bro. This is what I'm talking about bro. Bro. It's starting to click guys

03:02:05.880 --> 03:02:10.800
Bro back-to-back most kills on my team back-to-back most yes on my team

03:02:10.800 --> 03:02:14.840
I know I want to look at your LP. How much are you just getting for that one 23? What does that mean?

03:02:14.840 --> 03:02:20.400
Why that means I lost game you gained 22 now you're gaining 23. It means that your LP gains are

03:02:21.520 --> 03:02:23.520
Slowly increasing

03:02:23.520 --> 03:02:30.400
is that what why why is it why are they giving me more LP e-dontes because they're

03:02:30.400 --> 03:02:36.000
saying Jinxie you don't belong here anymore bro you belong in a better life so

03:02:36.000 --> 03:02:40.360
they're giving emotional man yes get emotional like Jinxie think of it this

03:02:40.360 --> 03:02:44.920
way okay imagine it like this it's like imagine you're saying then you have a

03:02:44.920 --> 03:02:49.680
your son right and he's playing hockey and then one day you realize that he's

03:02:49.680 --> 03:02:53.520
winning all the games and hockey and you're just looking and you're proud.

03:02:53.520 --> 03:02:58.800
You're like, wow, he's destroying everyone. He's going crazy. So what do you do is you

03:02:58.800 --> 03:03:03.160
grab your son, you inject him full of steroids and growth hormones and then he

03:03:03.160 --> 03:03:07.920
ends up dominating everyone even harder and he goes NHL. That's like you right

03:03:07.920 --> 03:03:13.680
now. Do you understand what I'm getting at? Yes, coach. Bro, bro, coach. I earned an

03:03:13.680 --> 03:03:18.360
S plus on the four way. Dude, do you remember? Do you remember my first three

03:03:18.360 --> 03:03:23.400
days of the game where you were coaching me and I was getting 700 damage 800 damage 900 damage.

03:03:23.400 --> 03:03:28.440
Do you remember that, bro? JC, not even that. Do you remember your first day playing when you

03:03:28.440 --> 03:03:34.600
placed in silver and you're literally running it down every single game? Yes, and then through 11

03:03:34.600 --> 03:03:38.360
live band. I remember it all, bro. It's like I actually get emotional thinking about it.

03:03:41.000 --> 03:03:44.120
Sorry, Danny. Sorry to those two silver teams that I was on or three.

03:03:44.120 --> 03:03:50.440
that's why I'm telling you bro it's like league is a journey and the thing is

03:03:50.440 --> 03:03:54.320
that you're sitting there Jinxie it's like me and you were photo and we're

03:03:54.320 --> 03:03:59.200
dildo right photo and dildo Baggins and we're sitting there and we're fucking

03:03:59.200 --> 03:04:04.920
going to throw the ring and the eye of Sauron does that make sense

03:04:04.920 --> 03:04:08.880
unfortunately I didn't watch Lord of the Rings and everybody makes fun of me when I watch him

03:04:08.880 --> 03:04:11.840
no I don't blame you I didn't watch it either bro after five minutes I got bored

03:04:11.840 --> 03:04:12.800
so I turned it off.

03:04:14.300 --> 03:04:15.600
Okay, yes, okay.

03:04:16.680 --> 03:04:18.840
But it's like we can still warp Jensi.

03:04:18.840 --> 03:04:20.560
Because the thing is that, listen,

03:04:20.560 --> 03:04:22.360
we'll want to be a streamer.

03:04:22.360 --> 03:04:25.720
Anything that you say, at least one person is gonna believe.

03:04:25.720 --> 03:04:28.020
So as long as you talk confidently,

03:04:28.020 --> 03:04:29.960
you can spread misinformation

03:04:29.960 --> 03:04:32.480
and nobody is gonna actually be the wiser.

03:04:32.480 --> 03:04:34.360
Like I could make up something right now

03:04:34.360 --> 03:04:36.200
and just randomly start lying

03:04:36.200 --> 03:04:38.360
and nobody is gonna actually know it.

03:04:38.360 --> 03:04:39.600
And there's gonna be a few people

03:04:39.600 --> 03:04:41.920
to actually believe it, does that make sense?

03:04:41.920 --> 03:04:42.880
Yes, bro.

03:04:42.880 --> 03:04:44.080
Yes, 100%.

03:04:44.080 --> 03:04:45.320
Because you're larping, bro.

03:04:45.320 --> 03:04:46.120
Exactly, yes.

03:04:46.120 --> 03:04:46.960
So that's why Jinxie.

03:04:46.960 --> 03:04:48.000
You're the leader of the larp.

03:04:48.000 --> 03:04:49.440
You always larp when you can.

03:04:49.440 --> 03:04:50.440
Yeah.

03:04:50.440 --> 03:04:52.840
If you play at least five games of League of Day,

03:04:52.840 --> 03:04:57.720
you actually reduce your chance of developing dementia by 40%.

03:04:57.720 --> 03:05:00.040
And then reason-wise, because memorizing all the League

03:05:00.040 --> 03:05:03.480
champions opens up compartments in your mind that make it

03:05:03.480 --> 03:05:06.480
that people with dementia normally don't have,

03:05:06.480 --> 03:05:08.520
which is why they get dementia.

03:05:08.520 --> 03:05:12.000
And it's like, I just made that up out of the top of my head.

03:05:12.000 --> 03:05:14.080
But did you believe it?

03:05:14.080 --> 03:05:14.760
Yes, bro.

03:05:14.760 --> 03:05:15.400
Yes, I did.

03:05:15.400 --> 03:05:16.400
Yes.

03:05:16.400 --> 03:05:17.360
I got my food, too.

03:05:17.360 --> 03:05:18.840
I'm going to eat really quick, coach.

03:05:18.840 --> 03:05:19.360
Is that OK?

03:05:19.360 --> 03:05:20.280
Am I allowed to eat?

03:05:20.280 --> 03:05:22.040
Wait, wait, wait, where's your food?

03:05:24.960 --> 03:05:26.960
My brother made it, so it's in the kitchen right now.

03:05:26.960 --> 03:05:27.960
W brother?

03:05:27.960 --> 03:05:28.960
OK, W brother.

03:05:28.960 --> 03:05:30.720
If he made it, then we don't disrespect that.

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Go get the food.

03:05:32.120 --> 03:05:34.920
OK, and while I'm eating, people in my chat

03:05:34.920 --> 03:05:38.000
are saying I should watch my first game for inspirations.

03:05:38.000 --> 03:05:41.160
Do you even have like a vod of that?

03:05:41.160 --> 03:05:42.160
It's on my YouTube channel I think.

03:05:42.160 --> 03:05:46.160
It was with Tyler when I was on Garen Top and it was literally a lobotomy.

03:05:46.160 --> 03:05:48.360
All right so then that's what we'll do.

03:05:48.360 --> 03:05:53.080
What we'll do is you get your food, I'll get something to eat as well and then we'll

03:05:53.080 --> 03:05:57.080
react to your first game ever of League while waiting for you to finish.

03:05:57.080 --> 03:05:58.080
Okay, BRB coach.

03:05:58.080 --> 03:05:59.080
All right.

03:05:59.080 --> 03:06:00.080
Tyler, what a day.

03:06:00.080 --> 03:06:01.580
I mean we're out, we're 2-0.

03:06:01.580 --> 03:06:05.780
Hi, guys. Get a big record screen and then get a timer.

03:06:05.780 --> 03:06:07.780
Oh, you already have a timer. Good check.

03:06:31.580 --> 03:06:49.340
Chad, I got a chicken sandwich.

03:06:49.340 --> 03:06:50.340
Watch LCS?

03:06:50.340 --> 03:06:59.340
Chad, I think we're only going to watch the finals.

03:07:59.340 --> 03:08:12.780
All right guys, who's right for a meal hack?

03:08:12.780 --> 03:08:14.280
Check this out.

03:08:14.280 --> 03:08:18.880
Greek yogurt.

03:08:18.880 --> 03:08:25.520
And then protein powder.

03:08:25.520 --> 03:08:31.040
And then you just pop it in and then you mix it

03:08:33.440 --> 03:08:38.000
Instantly 50 to 60 grams of protein Lord about this

03:08:38.880 --> 03:08:43.560
What's up Master Jin see I have bequeath bequeathed my return

03:08:44.200 --> 03:08:47.700
Wait, is that even how you use that word? Yes now, bro

03:08:47.700 --> 03:08:52.840
What should we watch bro like is there anything you want to show me or should we watch my first game? I?

03:08:52.840 --> 03:08:59.220
I okay let your chat choose either we watch your first game or watch one of your dual games with muda

03:09:01.000 --> 03:09:03.600
Chat should we watch my first game or watch one of my dual games

03:09:03.600 --> 03:09:05.040
I'm gonna pull on this

03:09:05.040 --> 03:09:07.800
Mooda into the fuck out of my games and then blame it on Smurf

03:09:07.800 --> 03:09:11.800
So then I coked along with him and said yeah, bro, they're probably smurfing but deep down bro

03:09:11.800 --> 03:09:16.280
He's the fuck out of my games. I don't you mean and it's like after that it happens

03:09:16.840 --> 03:09:20.200
It's like how could you ever look at them the same again? You know what I mean?

03:09:20.200 --> 03:09:25.200
He was losing by 90 CS in 5 minutes.

03:09:25.200 --> 03:09:32.200
What's your brother make?

03:09:32.200 --> 03:09:34.200
Chicken sandwich.

03:09:34.200 --> 03:09:35.200
Nice.

03:09:35.200 --> 03:09:42.200
And it's like bro, if you're down 90 CS in 5 minutes, who are you getting smurfed on

03:09:42.200 --> 03:09:43.200
by?

03:09:43.200 --> 03:09:44.200
Faker?

03:09:44.200 --> 03:09:47.200
Like hit the minion bro.

03:09:47.200 --> 03:09:48.200
Real.

03:09:48.200 --> 03:09:50.520
Alright, so what are we watching?

03:09:50.520 --> 03:09:51.520
What?

03:09:51.520 --> 03:09:54.520
You know what I realized?

03:09:54.520 --> 03:09:56.020
What?

03:09:56.020 --> 03:10:03.120
Everybody gets bitches and moans and complains about, oh this smurf or oh my teammate, just

03:10:03.120 --> 03:10:04.120
be challenger bro.

03:10:04.120 --> 03:10:08.840
Like I'm so done with all the bitching and moaning, like I'm just gonna become challenger

03:10:08.840 --> 03:10:10.220
in this game.

03:10:10.220 --> 03:10:15.560
And then when I become challenger, no one can say fucking shit to me.

03:10:15.560 --> 03:10:19.900
Because then I'll have been the highest rank in the game in Rainbow Six each, the highest

03:10:19.900 --> 03:10:23.900
rank in the game in Clash Royale, and the highest rank in the game in League of Legends.

03:10:23.900 --> 03:10:27.980
And then on top of that, I'm going to hit 2,000 yellow and Chats just because.

03:10:27.980 --> 03:10:28.980
Yep.

03:10:28.980 --> 03:10:31.100
Because, Jinx, let me tell you something, bro.

03:10:31.100 --> 03:10:36.220
If I have Challenger, bro, I legitimately think my penis will grow in size, don't tell

03:10:36.220 --> 03:10:37.220
me.

03:10:37.220 --> 03:10:40.860
Bro, with how much I'll be sucking on it, you better believe it.

03:10:40.860 --> 03:10:41.860
Okay.

03:10:41.860 --> 03:10:44.780
The chat is saying to watch LCS while you eat.

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Do we even have like permissions to do that right now?

03:10:48.020 --> 03:10:49.020
Or no?

03:10:49.020 --> 03:10:53.340
Wait, probably not actually.

03:10:53.340 --> 03:10:57.020
Let me um, let me tap something to do with the stuff.

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All right.

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Let's see.

03:11:04.540 --> 03:11:05.860
That's the majority of people are saying

03:11:05.860 --> 03:11:07.140
to watch the LCS while you eat.

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Wait, is it live right now?

03:11:12.580 --> 03:11:13.900
Is the LCS live right now?

03:11:13.900 --> 03:11:16.900
What do you add is?

03:11:16.900 --> 03:11:17.900
Mmm.

03:11:17.900 --> 03:11:24.020
Okay, what are you eating?

03:11:24.020 --> 03:11:27.300
Greek yogurt with protein powder.

03:11:27.300 --> 03:11:28.300
Why?

03:11:28.300 --> 03:11:35.060
Why not?

03:11:35.060 --> 03:11:40.460
I'm a fat piece of shit so I need low calories so I lose weight.

03:11:40.460 --> 03:11:42.460
Oh

03:11:45.860 --> 03:11:47.300
Wait so chat

03:11:47.300 --> 03:11:50.780
But I don't think we have firms to watch this maybe we do but I don't know

03:11:50.780 --> 03:11:56.620
I think we only got firms on the final shot. No, wait if we watch Kajal watch LCS

03:11:59.300 --> 03:12:02.700
Is that like so co-streaming I think so

03:12:04.540 --> 03:12:06.540
Really

03:12:06.540 --> 03:12:10.540
I'm gonna see what he says chap cuz I don't want to like get banned before I even start

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I just texted him yeah, we need we need to activate PG mode

03:12:19.660 --> 03:12:23.820
Yo, I'm downloading League of Legends. Is that fun or is it fun?

03:12:25.140 --> 03:12:27.140
That does I'll let you take the floor on that one

03:12:28.620 --> 03:12:32.580
If you're downloading League of Legends have fun you might as well un-saw it right now

03:12:33.340 --> 03:12:35.540
the purpose of playing League of Legends as

03:12:35.540 --> 03:12:41.400
It's to not have fun yourself. It's to win games that you make the enemy team not have fun

03:12:41.900 --> 03:12:44.100
It's not about bringing yourself joy

03:12:44.340 --> 03:12:50.900
It's about stripping it from other people and unless you're gonna have that mentality then you might as well not even chew the fuck up

03:12:51.980 --> 03:12:53.980
Yeah, um I

03:12:55.460 --> 03:12:57.460
Think you should only play League of Legends

03:12:57.460 --> 03:13:09.460
If one, you hate yourself, and then two, if you hate other people, because then you can hate yourself less by making other people hate themselves more, if that makes sense.

03:13:09.460 --> 03:13:14.460
Yep. I agree with that.

03:13:21.460 --> 03:13:26.460
But like, I want to make a couple of ground rules, because as you guys know, I'm about to leave iron tonight.

03:13:26.460 --> 03:13:34.380
Um, ground rule, if you're an iron player, you're not allowed to ping, you're not allowed

03:13:34.380 --> 03:13:38.620
to ask for help, you're not allowed to type in chat, you're not allowed to type in all

03:13:38.620 --> 03:13:39.620
chat.

03:13:39.620 --> 03:13:44.540
If you're an iron player, take your keyboard and shove it up your ass.

03:13:44.540 --> 03:13:49.420
Nothing pisses me off more than when I'm duo-cuing with my brother at 10 in the morning and my

03:13:49.420 --> 03:13:54.780
iron teammates are pinging me away from things, pinging me to things.

03:13:54.780 --> 03:13:56.500
It's like, you're iron for a reason.

03:13:56.500 --> 03:13:58.780
I'll throw you through a glass window if you think again.

03:13:58.780 --> 03:13:59.600
In GTX.

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Bro, I'm going to be honest.

03:14:06.980 --> 03:14:09.860
When I hear you say those words, it's

03:14:09.860 --> 03:14:13.180
how I imagine parents must feel watching their children

03:14:13.180 --> 03:14:14.380
graduate.

03:14:14.380 --> 03:14:16.820
You know what I mean?

03:14:16.820 --> 03:14:17.500
Thank you, Father.

03:14:17.500 --> 03:14:18.860
Thank you.

03:14:18.860 --> 03:14:19.620
I'm proud of you.

03:14:19.620 --> 03:14:29.280
Yeah, I think um, I don't know. Yeah, I think I'm just going to become a challenger.

03:14:29.280 --> 03:14:32.920
Dantez, how long does it take to get challenger?

03:14:32.920 --> 03:14:33.920
For you?

03:14:33.920 --> 03:14:34.920
For me.

03:14:34.920 --> 03:14:38.920
If I'm a 2023 gamer of the year, how long does it take me to get challenger?

03:14:38.920 --> 03:14:55.800
January is in April or May, June, July, August, you're going to be challenging in seven months.

03:14:55.800 --> 03:15:01.080
I'm not joking, by the way, like I'm actually being serious about that.

03:15:01.080 --> 03:15:03.860
How am I going to get challenged in seven months?

03:15:03.860 --> 03:15:09.180
the thing is then seven months the system is going to reset and by then you're

03:15:09.180 --> 03:15:13.300
already gonna be a master's player so what we're gonna do is you're gonna do an

03:15:13.300 --> 03:15:17.700
early season demon grind in League of Legends and you're gonna go for a master

03:15:17.700 --> 03:15:23.300
challenger the day the new season starts and since the cutoff is low it's gonna

03:15:23.300 --> 03:15:26.780
make it so you're gonna be able to actually hit it with ease

03:15:26.780 --> 03:15:31.260
Got it. Okay. All right. I'm gonna go put away my plate. I'll be back. All right. I was fast

03:15:38.180 --> 03:15:41.380
Stop capping I'm not brown

03:15:43.500 --> 03:15:45.500
Guys

03:15:47.220 --> 03:15:50.260
You have to understand that right now

03:15:51.380 --> 03:15:55.740
The thing about it is that jing see it's like a sponge, right?

03:15:56.780 --> 03:16:03.980
All of the information he's learning, he's always learning new information.

03:16:03.980 --> 03:16:08.380
So it's going to allow him to get to a point where he's literally sitting there and he

03:16:08.380 --> 03:16:15.340
knows everything.

03:16:15.340 --> 03:16:18.300
He will not make it past bronze, okay?

03:16:18.300 --> 03:16:25.860
What are you going to say when he hits silver then?

03:16:25.860 --> 03:16:31.740
them when he hits gold like I'm tongue eyes he's actually going to be like

03:16:31.740 --> 03:16:32.740
like insane.

03:16:32.740 --> 03:16:33.740
Okay.

03:16:33.740 --> 03:16:35.740
Yo, Domtas, I'm back.

03:16:35.740 --> 03:16:51.100
All right, Jengze, I'm going to be honest, bro, I think, wait, you know you can actually

03:16:51.100 --> 03:16:52.100
do real fast?

03:16:52.100 --> 03:16:54.380
Yeah, what's up, man?

03:16:54.380 --> 03:16:57.460
So right click on the chosen one in your friend's list.

03:16:57.460 --> 03:17:02.740
Okay, no actually wait do you want to know something that we can do for like two minutes?

03:17:02.740 --> 03:17:05.380
Yeah, what's up?

03:17:05.380 --> 03:17:09.540
So as a league player one thing that you're going to have to learn is that hate watching

03:17:09.540 --> 03:17:13.300
other people is the biggest source of your joy ever.

03:17:13.300 --> 03:17:16.260
So you're going to hate watch Muda for about a minute and a half and then you're going

03:17:16.260 --> 03:17:17.260
to queue up.

03:17:17.260 --> 03:17:18.260
Yes sir.

03:17:18.260 --> 03:17:26.140
When I click spectate game nothing happened now.

03:17:26.140 --> 03:17:30.100
You want to open a stream for many of them, and then afterwards we'll turn it off.

03:17:30.100 --> 03:17:34.580
So in League of Legends you always want to make sure you hate watching your friends?

03:17:34.580 --> 03:17:35.580
Yes.

03:17:35.580 --> 03:17:39.780
Like, the more you like someone, the more you want them to lose.

03:17:39.780 --> 03:17:42.540
Unless you don't want to see them lose their mind.

03:17:42.540 --> 03:17:43.780
Then you hope that they win.

03:17:43.780 --> 03:17:47.660
Like right now Muta is 0-3-0 and then the Iron Lobby.

03:17:47.660 --> 03:17:49.660
He's fucking with me, sorry.

03:17:49.660 --> 03:17:51.660
And he's...

03:17:51.660 --> 03:17:53.660
He's kicking.

03:17:57.660 --> 03:17:59.660
Yo.

03:17:59.660 --> 03:18:02.660
How much longer is LCS running for today, chat?

03:18:02.660 --> 03:18:05.660
Because the guy responded to me, and he said he's checking right now.

03:18:08.660 --> 03:18:10.660
I wouldn't mind to watch one game of LCS.

03:18:10.660 --> 03:18:12.660
Yeah, we can check one out.

03:18:12.660 --> 03:18:15.660
I would love to see one game of LCS chat and see what pros play like.

03:18:17.660 --> 03:18:23.220
And then we're going back to Bob's game.

03:18:23.220 --> 03:18:30.460
So Moodus 0 and 3 with no assist and Iron 1, what do you think about that right now?

03:18:30.460 --> 03:18:35.340
I mean, do you want me to give you an honest answer?

03:18:35.340 --> 03:18:37.740
Well, I have a feeling I know what's going to happen.

03:18:37.740 --> 03:18:40.700
He's going to say his opponent's smurfing within the next 2 minutes because that's

03:18:40.700 --> 03:18:41.700
what he's going to do on my team.

03:18:41.700 --> 03:18:42.700
Is that a lock on?

03:18:42.700 --> 03:18:43.700
Is that a lock on?

03:18:43.700 --> 03:18:45.700
Dude, wait, do you know what the crazy is saying?

03:18:45.700 --> 03:18:48.980
Do you know what the crazy thing about this game is, Jamesy?

03:18:48.980 --> 03:18:50.480
Wait, hold on.

03:18:50.480 --> 03:18:52.580
What law here, I hate this fucking game.

03:18:52.580 --> 03:18:53.580
Wait, he's molding.

03:18:53.580 --> 03:18:54.580
Why do I play it?

03:18:54.580 --> 03:18:55.580
Why am I addicted?

03:18:55.580 --> 03:19:00.580
I want to die every time I play this game, I want to die.

03:19:00.580 --> 03:19:03.300
I want to die every time I play this game, like, literally.

03:19:03.300 --> 03:19:05.300
This is off to a good start, man.

03:19:05.300 --> 03:19:06.300
Oh my god.

03:19:06.300 --> 03:19:07.300
Like, whoa, I don't get it.

03:19:07.300 --> 03:19:09.300
Like, what am I going to do?

03:19:09.300 --> 03:19:11.300
So, Jamesy, this is what you're going to do, okay?

03:19:11.300 --> 03:19:13.300
What do you guys do when you watch me?

03:19:13.300 --> 03:19:14.300
I don't know, man.

03:19:14.300 --> 03:19:27.300
does he heal by the way does he heal does he heal does he heal does he heal does he heal I don't get like she has a bot

03:19:27.300 --> 03:19:31.300
I'm gonna hit by that fucking thing at the time

03:19:31.300 --> 03:19:36.300
okay Josh guys yep I think this is your best idea you've ever had

03:19:36.300 --> 03:19:41.300
like Jinx you know what the best thing about this is

03:19:41.300 --> 03:19:48.300
But whenever you're having a shitty day, you can open up Muda's stream and know that his is going even worse

03:19:52.500 --> 03:19:57.020
Like when you're losing in bronze, you're gonna be like at least I'm not losing an iron

03:19:57.020 --> 03:19:59.020
I don't know

03:20:09.020 --> 03:20:12.740
He's getting absolutely fucked on by some gigantic alligator

03:20:13.380 --> 03:20:15.380
And you know what the craziest thing is?

03:20:17.100 --> 03:20:23.240
The thing that he's against it's not even a jungler. It's a mid laner. All right. No, it's not a mid laner. It's a jungler

03:20:23.260 --> 03:20:25.260
So it's like

03:20:27.020 --> 03:20:29.020
Did I die?

03:20:37.020 --> 03:20:40.020
Okay, we need to do this every time I lose a match.

03:20:48.020 --> 03:20:50.020
Wait, Muda's Bronze 4 right now.

03:20:50.020 --> 03:20:51.020
Wait, what?

03:20:51.020 --> 03:20:53.020
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

03:20:53.020 --> 03:20:55.020
Dude, my cat said Muda's Bronze 4.

03:20:55.020 --> 03:20:56.020
Wait, I'll search up, I'll search up.

03:20:57.020 --> 03:21:02.020
I just don't know what I'm doing wrong, like this game I'm really-

03:21:02.020 --> 03:21:04.020
Wait, fuck he is!

03:21:04.020 --> 03:21:07.020
I already broke my OLED monitor yesterday.

03:21:07.020 --> 03:21:12.020
Boy, Jinx said it's fine because he lost his first game, then his next game was a remake,

03:21:12.020 --> 03:21:15.020
and now he's going to lose this game too, so he's going back to iron.

03:21:15.020 --> 03:21:17.020
That's awesome.

03:21:17.020 --> 03:21:18.020
I don't know, man.

03:21:18.020 --> 03:21:22.020
Well, look, I think this game's actually not good for you, bro.

03:21:22.020 --> 03:21:33.020
Okay, hit the tower, now run away. Now run away. Drag comes up to 15 seconds, 10 seconds.

03:21:33.020 --> 03:21:38.020
I'm going to run and I'm going to get dragged. Yes, I agree. Guys, let's go take drag. I'm down.

03:21:38.020 --> 03:21:42.020
Right now he's inching me again.

03:21:42.020 --> 03:21:50.820
I hope you understand right now he's just soloing the dragon for no reason.

03:21:50.820 --> 03:21:54.220
He doesn't even have his jungler with him, oh now he is.

03:21:54.220 --> 03:22:00.540
No, I don't understand, why is my team saying you're so bad that you're okay?

03:22:00.540 --> 03:22:03.540
No, retorn, I'm on your team!

03:22:33.540 --> 03:22:44.540
Like when I'm not playing League, all I can think about is playing League, but then when I'm on the game, I want to fucking, like, just tie my dick around a fucking...

03:22:44.540 --> 03:22:47.540
Like, I don't understand what I'm doing wrong, bro.

03:22:47.540 --> 03:22:52.540
I think I spent, I spent three hours last night in the training tool.

03:22:52.540 --> 03:22:56.540
Three hours last night in practice tool.

03:22:56.540 --> 03:22:58.540
You should type in his chat and say everything.

03:22:58.540 --> 03:23:00.540
First thing I want, yes!

03:23:00.540 --> 03:23:02.540
Why would I say everything?

03:23:02.540 --> 03:23:04.540
You have to understand what he's doing wrong.

03:23:05.540 --> 03:23:06.540
Wait, no.

03:23:06.540 --> 03:23:08.540
Wait, James, you know I'm about to type in his chat?

03:23:08.540 --> 03:23:09.540
What?

03:23:09.540 --> 03:23:10.540
I don't understand, bro.

03:23:10.540 --> 03:23:12.540
Wait, look at his chat, look at his chat.

03:23:12.540 --> 03:23:14.540
All I did was coach.

03:23:14.540 --> 03:23:16.540
I just don't understand.

03:23:16.540 --> 03:23:18.540
Like, like, exit it from fullscreen.

03:23:18.540 --> 03:23:20.540
So you can read the chat.

03:23:20.540 --> 03:23:22.540
What the f***ing rainbow!

03:23:22.540 --> 03:23:23.540
Are you ready?

03:23:23.540 --> 03:23:26.540
Like, oh wait, like, what do you need it like?

03:23:26.540 --> 03:23:30.060
nice nice like what do I even do now yeah shooting fucking jing see turn off

03:23:30.060 --> 03:23:34.420
full screen you need to see this oh wait in discord you said I don't know this

03:23:34.420 --> 03:23:41.380
look so read his shot read his shot oh and five flags

03:23:56.540 --> 03:24:03.820
Wait, Jinxy, Jinxy, tell him that Teamfight Tactics might be a better alternative ride

03:24:03.820 --> 03:24:04.820
game for him.

03:24:04.820 --> 03:24:05.820
Okay.

03:24:05.820 --> 03:24:09.820
Oh, and five Yone, by the way.

03:24:09.820 --> 03:24:10.820
Oh, and five Yone.

03:24:10.820 --> 03:24:11.820
If I was a good legend player, I'd hate myself.

03:24:11.820 --> 03:24:12.820
Imagine my teammates going, oh, and five right now.

03:24:12.820 --> 03:24:13.820
Like, oh my God.

03:24:13.820 --> 03:24:14.820
Don't ask.

03:24:14.820 --> 03:24:15.820
He texted me back.

03:24:15.820 --> 03:24:16.820
He said, yes, you are good, but you need to put hashtag LCS Coastream in your game.

03:24:16.820 --> 03:24:17.820
Okay.

03:24:17.820 --> 03:24:23.500
Wait, don't test. He texted me back. He said, yes, you are good, but you need to put

03:24:24.460 --> 03:24:27.100
hashtag LCS Coast Dream in your title.

03:24:28.380 --> 03:24:30.620
And wait, okay, then let me send you the other part.

03:24:31.420 --> 03:24:34.300
All right. I guess you knew, like, chill out, Ben.

03:24:35.500 --> 03:24:36.540
Yeah, we're checking checks.

03:24:37.740 --> 03:24:38.700
All right, I'm looking.

03:24:38.700 --> 03:24:40.540
Chat, should we watch one game of LCS?

03:24:43.740 --> 03:24:46.540
Do we remove the delay for Ben and then we put it back on after?

03:24:46.540 --> 03:24:48.540
We would definitely remove it

03:24:51.340 --> 03:24:55.500
Okay, gotcha gotcha gotcha wait mood is got banned we want to get banned for

03:25:03.620 --> 03:25:09.060
What I got away I got away I got away I got away. There's literally no way you can kill me

03:25:16.540 --> 03:25:30.820
I don't understand how this dive exists everywhere like oh my god what is the point of adding

03:25:30.820 --> 03:25:36.660
a dish that can literally just go underwater how are you even a fish at that point one

03:25:36.660 --> 03:25:43.940
My Jinx, see no one you can say.

03:25:43.940 --> 03:25:48.740
Tell him his only chance at hitting Diamond is if he gets a bunch of his viewers to get

03:25:48.740 --> 03:25:53.380
bronze, silver, gold and emerald accounts and I'll trade him all the way there.

03:25:53.380 --> 03:25:56.980
He's reading my chat.

03:25:56.980 --> 03:26:01.900
He's reading my chat, hold on.

03:26:01.900 --> 03:26:07.900
He's about to read it. He's about to read it. Read it! Read it!

03:26:08.780 --> 03:26:14.540
Chatty's reading it. I feel like boggled. Maybe you should retire? You can't win trade

03:26:14.540 --> 03:26:21.020
in League of Legends. It might be time to hang it up. Please get the fuck out of my chat, please,

03:26:21.020 --> 03:26:25.340
before I actually tweak, bro. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

03:26:25.340 --> 03:26:31.820
I actually shut the fuck up. Okay. Okay, so Chat, should we watch one game of LCS and see what

03:26:31.820 --> 03:26:37.180
the vibe is about wait where how do we view it don't ask you literally just open up lcs

03:26:39.500 --> 03:26:46.300
okay we have to put lcs co-stream inside the title all right so wait it's not wait is Timo the

03:26:46.860 --> 03:26:54.060
wait let me chill yeah no jingsy we're costumers now yeah we're costumers so here hold on first off

03:26:54.060 --> 03:26:57.060
Let's actually let's do this, bro. Yeah

03:26:59.340 --> 03:27:01.340
All right, my delays disabled I'm good now

03:27:02.220 --> 03:27:03.980
all right, so

03:27:03.980 --> 03:27:05.980
Yo chat so as you guys know

03:27:06.420 --> 03:27:08.420
me and Dante's are official

03:27:09.540 --> 03:27:12.700
co-streamers of League of Legends and that includes lcs

03:27:12.700 --> 03:27:18.500
Which is one of the finest regions in all of League of Legends and today

03:27:18.500 --> 03:27:21.220
We are going to be promoting love and positivity and

03:27:21.220 --> 03:27:25.220
And yes, how are you doing today, Gontas? How's your weather?

03:27:25.220 --> 03:27:31.220
So, Nicholas, because we're on a first name basis, of course, I'm glad that you asked.

03:27:31.220 --> 03:27:37.220
The weather has been amazing today, but I'm sure that we're going to have an even more amazing set of series of games

03:27:37.220 --> 03:27:43.220
from this very, very, very high octane series that it's about to play out in front of us.

03:27:43.220 --> 03:27:49.220
Yes, so give me a little bit of a background on the teams here. We have C9 versus Fly, so I'm assuming that's Cloud9

03:27:49.220 --> 03:27:50.900
I don't know what Fly stands for.

03:27:50.900 --> 03:27:52.460
Fill me in on this contest.

03:27:52.460 --> 03:27:56.540
So Fly is actually FlyQuest.

03:27:56.540 --> 03:27:57.700
Oh, I've heard of this team.

03:27:57.700 --> 03:27:59.300
I've heard of this team, yes.

03:27:59.300 --> 03:28:02.220
So it's Cloud9 versus FlyQuest.

03:28:02.220 --> 03:28:06.420
And FlyQuest is actually, if I'm not mistaken, one of the

03:28:06.420 --> 03:28:10.740
only North American teams that has actually made it pretty

03:28:10.740 --> 03:28:14.780
far in like inter-regional events.

03:28:14.780 --> 03:28:18.500
So in MSI and Worlds, a lot of times they actually show up

03:28:18.500 --> 03:28:22.300
and they do very well in there

03:28:22.300 --> 03:28:23.120
okay

03:28:23.120 --> 03:28:26.880
so if you were to predict to the superior team is today

03:28:26.880 --> 03:28:28.480
who is your early prediction

03:28:28.480 --> 03:28:30.000
mister uh...

03:28:30.000 --> 03:28:34.440
is it right if I call you DeWaniel?

03:28:34.440 --> 03:28:40.280
my actual name's Tontas but you aren't coming to I know

03:28:40.280 --> 03:28:43.400
uh... wait hold on one second

03:28:43.400 --> 03:28:46.080
I just got another text message from the higher up

03:28:46.080 --> 03:28:47.760
check your

03:28:47.760 --> 03:28:53.140
Okay, I'm looking I got another text message from the higher ups. I don't even know what this means for one here. Oh

03:28:54.280 --> 03:28:56.280
Okay, so what do I do then?

03:28:59.600 --> 03:29:04.800
Let me actually check on that okay, okay, let me take it off my screen

03:29:06.280 --> 03:29:09.680
Okay, I just texted them, okay, could you

03:29:11.440 --> 03:29:16.160
Okay, don't worry. I already took their I already took their stream off my screen

03:29:16.160 --> 03:29:22.960
No chat guys not as it wasn't like a it wasn't like a boss call. Yeah, okay, what it kind of was

03:29:39.960 --> 03:29:44.560
Okay, so wait, can I have the audio I guess the audio is fine though

03:29:46.160 --> 03:29:53.160
So I get to just set and my monitor, okay.

03:29:58.160 --> 03:29:59.160
I gotcha.

03:29:59.160 --> 03:30:00.160
You have the audio?

03:30:00.160 --> 03:30:03.160
Let me see what it is responding to.

03:30:03.160 --> 03:30:04.160
Alright.

03:30:04.160 --> 03:30:06.160
Dude, okay.

03:30:06.160 --> 03:30:12.160
Alright, I just tagged in one moment.

03:30:12.160 --> 03:30:13.160
Alright.

03:30:13.160 --> 03:30:20.160
Sorry guys for the technical difficulties. We are currently trying to figure out what exactly is going on right now.

03:30:20.160 --> 03:30:25.160
Yeah, there was a little bit of a boss call in the first minute.

03:30:25.160 --> 03:30:29.160
We have Ash Serapine and Caitlyn Bard also both available.

03:30:29.160 --> 03:30:40.160
Okay, so Fly Quest vs Cloud9 here. Now Cloud9, all I really know about this org is that this is the stomping grounds of Shroud, correct?

03:30:40.160 --> 03:30:42.160
I

03:30:42.200 --> 03:30:43.700
Shroud

03:30:43.700 --> 03:30:45.700
Warming up his hands

03:30:45.700 --> 03:30:50.920
Shroud got his start in cloud nine for CS go. Oh, I'm gonna be honest

03:30:50.920 --> 03:30:53.980
I didn't know that so it's very knowledgeable and it's good information

03:30:55.200 --> 03:30:58.820
But the champ select here. Can you see the champ select for now?

03:30:58.820 --> 03:31:04.060
Um, I mean I can anybody watching my stream can't okay. It looks like we

03:31:04.060 --> 03:31:15.260
I'll draw it for them, wait I'm going to draw it for them so they know what's going on.

03:31:15.260 --> 03:31:18.900
So let's see what's going on.

03:31:18.900 --> 03:31:31.380
Okay so we have Ash, we have Seraphine, Annie, Jarvan, Kate, Bard, okay so as you can see

03:31:31.380 --> 03:31:38.340
right so Jinxie right now on the blue team they locked in Ash and Annie right so that means that

03:31:38.340 --> 03:31:43.860
they're going for a standard thing that we've been seeing in the LCS recently called the A comp

03:31:43.860 --> 03:31:48.980
and the A comp is essentially that every single champion that you lock in that is a carry starts

03:31:48.980 --> 03:31:56.180
with the letter A so as a result we can be also looking at an ambassador jungle walk in and maybe

03:31:56.180 --> 03:32:01.940
even for top lane, we could be seeing something like Aurora being locked in as well.

03:32:01.940 --> 03:32:02.940
Yes.

03:32:02.940 --> 03:32:05.900
Okay, that makes perfect sense.

03:32:05.900 --> 03:32:12.660
And basically, what my next question is, in these exact teams...

03:32:12.660 --> 03:32:19.540
Oh, Jynxie, Jynxie, before you continue, do I have to take LCS CoSum out of my title?

03:32:19.540 --> 03:32:24.540
I'm still waiting on the higher up.

03:32:24.540 --> 03:32:27.540
Okay, continue.

03:32:27.540 --> 03:32:36.540
And now, my next question here, Dotteth, is, in these exact two team comps, when you have

03:32:36.540 --> 03:32:41.540
a Grey Ghost, a Caitlyn, a Gryphon, a Quad, a Masu.

03:32:41.540 --> 03:32:45.540
Okay, so Jynxie, those are actually the names of the players.

03:32:45.540 --> 03:32:48.540
So, you were reading the names of the players in that picture?

03:33:06.540 --> 03:33:08.540
It looks like red ball, the spotter.

03:33:09.540 --> 03:33:11.540
Let me dump this Celsius down the floor.

03:33:11.540 --> 03:33:16.540
Get it on screen fast.

03:33:16.540 --> 03:33:24.260
Now Red Bull is the gout.

03:33:24.260 --> 03:33:40.340
I remember Red Bull used to taste so good that when I was like 11, my parents had to

03:33:40.340 --> 03:33:44.380
like physically take it away from me because I like drinking it like it was juice because

03:33:44.380 --> 03:33:48.940
I didn't understand that it was an energy drink and then afterwards it's like they told

03:33:48.940 --> 03:33:53.300
me and I was like oh but it's too delicious so I kept drinking even more.

03:33:53.300 --> 03:33:55.300
Yes, 100% bro.

03:33:55.300 --> 03:33:56.300
Yep.

03:33:56.300 --> 03:34:03.020
And now in this series here between FlyQuest and C9 is this the best of one, best of three,

03:34:03.020 --> 03:34:04.020
best of all.

03:34:04.020 --> 03:34:05.020
Oh wait the higher ups are tied.

03:34:05.020 --> 03:34:07.020
Alright let's see what's going on.

03:34:07.020 --> 03:34:09.020
try to get up another bus call.

03:34:09.020 --> 03:34:10.020
Objective then.

03:34:10.020 --> 03:34:12.020
Whatever he sends, I'm just going to copy the case.

03:34:12.020 --> 03:34:13.020
All right.

03:34:13.020 --> 03:34:14.020
Gotcha.

03:34:14.020 --> 03:34:16.020
It falls apart in a spectacular way.

03:34:16.020 --> 03:34:17.020
Hold.

03:34:17.020 --> 03:34:18.020
Can they keep up the pressure?

03:34:18.020 --> 03:34:20.020
Now, in League of Legends Pro League,

03:34:20.020 --> 03:34:24.020
have you ever seen pros verbally assault each other

03:34:24.020 --> 03:34:28.020
in the middle of a game, like harass each other?

03:34:28.020 --> 03:34:30.020
Well, I could actually tell a story about that,

03:34:30.020 --> 03:34:33.020
but I think that would have to be once the co-stream is off.

03:34:33.020 --> 03:34:36.020
So we're going to be about to hold on to that story

03:34:36.020 --> 03:34:41.020
another day unfortunately. Wait, I'm going to send you a text message.

03:34:41.020 --> 03:34:42.020
Okay.

03:34:42.020 --> 03:34:47.020
If they can bounce back here because game number one, Flabber, was really able to orchestrate

03:34:47.020 --> 03:34:48.020
most of it.

03:34:48.020 --> 03:34:51.020
I mean, iMessenger has scored a lot of points.

03:34:51.020 --> 03:34:52.020
No, iMessenger like...

03:34:52.020 --> 03:34:53.020
Oh my god.

03:34:53.020 --> 03:34:54.020
Oh my god.

03:34:54.020 --> 03:34:55.020
Man around me.

03:34:55.020 --> 03:34:56.020
Man around me.

03:34:56.020 --> 03:34:57.020
Man around me.

03:34:57.020 --> 03:34:58.020
Man around me.

03:34:58.020 --> 03:34:59.020
Man around me.

03:34:59.020 --> 03:35:00.020
Man around me.

03:35:00.020 --> 03:35:01.020
Man around me.

03:35:01.020 --> 03:35:02.020
Man around me.

03:35:02.020 --> 03:35:05.020
Okay, wait. Hold on. There's a little bit of action going on there, Jay. Can you see?

03:35:05.020 --> 03:35:09.660
Yes, we have a mouse you playing. Oh, no, that's his name again.

03:35:10.020 --> 03:35:11.020
Master's not a champion.

03:35:11.020 --> 03:35:13.020
Are you guys still okay from that? No.

03:35:13.020 --> 03:35:14.020
What do you mean?

03:35:14.020 --> 03:35:17.020
Okay, so we just got the boss called on this and I'm going to send it to you.

03:35:17.020 --> 03:35:20.020
All right. Let me let me read what the boss called us to say.

03:35:25.020 --> 03:35:27.020
Have to be a...

03:35:28.020 --> 03:35:31.020
Okay, so then do I remove their thing from my title?

03:35:31.020 --> 03:35:33.020
I think so.

03:35:33.020 --> 03:35:49.220
Um, okay. Yeah. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What if I did a hashtag from Jinxie Co stream? Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Nice. Nice. Okay. All right. Have I sued out this?

03:35:51.220 --> 03:35:54.520
All right. Okay, there we go. All right. So we have fly.

03:35:54.520 --> 03:36:06.520
So guys, by the way, all my viewers, you guys can open a second tab and either open Jinxie Stream or Riot, right?

03:36:06.520 --> 03:36:10.520
Just to see what's going on. Just so you guys aren't completely lost.

03:36:10.520 --> 03:36:17.520
So what's currently going on though, what's currently going on is on the bottom left of our screen, there's one guy wearing a clown outfit.

03:36:17.520 --> 03:36:23.880
And I'm gonna be honest. I'm really lost because it's like it's like we're joining the party once the party's already in full swing

03:36:23.880 --> 03:36:25.880
So I don't know what's going on here

03:36:27.040 --> 03:36:32.560
Okay, so what's happening now wait is this live or is it a replay?

03:36:34.880 --> 03:36:38.760
Wait, yeah, this is okay. Okay. Yeah. All right. Let's see what's going on then

03:36:41.080 --> 03:36:44.860
Yeah, yeah, no Jimmy by just wasn't chipped there looking at a replay of a play

03:36:47.520 --> 03:36:51.320
Okay, so now it looks like the it looks like blabber

03:36:51.960 --> 03:36:57.160
Was actually looking for fights. So Jamesy blabber actually used to have a nickname

03:36:57.160 --> 03:36:59.440
Do you want to know what his nickname used to be?

03:36:59.440 --> 03:37:00.440
Yes, what was his nickname?

03:37:00.440 --> 03:37:07.080
It used to be Krabber and the reason why people call them Krabber was because he was one of the only junglers out there

03:37:07.080 --> 03:37:10.380
That was willing to lose a game for a scuttle crab like he

03:37:10.380 --> 03:37:15.180
He was legitimate. I'm not kidding. It was a world it was like a world's game

03:37:15.180 --> 03:37:22.140
And he decided to throw the entire game for a scuttle crab and his entire team lost that he completely sold everyone

03:37:22.140 --> 03:37:25.860
And then after that day everyone just called him crapper

03:37:25.860 --> 03:37:31.580
But he's one of the good pro players that actually try hearts in solo queue. He carried me a few days ago

03:37:31.580 --> 03:37:33.580
So respect to him. Okay

03:37:35.180 --> 03:37:37.180
Now in your humble opinion

03:37:37.180 --> 03:37:41.180
Who would you say is the best North American pro right now?

03:37:41.180 --> 03:37:48.180
I'm gonna be honest with you, Jengzee. I'd have to know who's actually in the LCS to answer that question.

03:37:48.180 --> 03:37:52.180
Because the thing is that I haven't really kept up today with the whole roster.

03:37:52.180 --> 03:37:57.180
But I would say it's weird because so back in the day there used to be a team, right?

03:37:57.180 --> 03:38:03.180
And this team was called Dignitas and they had this jungler called Shaden on the team.

03:38:03.180 --> 03:38:11.580
and this guy was crazy jing see he would play jungle 30 hours straight 1v9 every game he was rank 1 na he just recently got rank 1 eu

03:38:11.580 --> 03:38:19.900
but when he joined dignitas his team coaches made him lock in tank junglers every game and they just completely got wiped

03:38:19.900 --> 03:38:26.060
so they never went anywhere as a team during that spoke okay i see okay i see yeah now um

03:38:26.060 --> 03:38:31.340
individually here in this scenario it looks like there's a little bit of a log in bot lane no

03:38:31.340 --> 03:38:37.460
Yep, so right now what we're seeing is that it looks like Barling is actually getting ganked.

03:38:37.460 --> 03:38:42.540
Okay, so Quad is actually coming in here and there's a lot of action coming in so he's using his

03:38:42.540 --> 03:38:50.020
Woot, he's going with the damage and he's fighting to kill! I'm gonna be honest, Jinx,

03:38:50.020 --> 03:38:54.900
see this is like kind of crazy for me to watch because normally I only watch the worlds games

03:38:54.900 --> 03:39:00.420
and in the worlds games it's like 10 minutes in there might be like two kills on the board but

03:39:00.420 --> 03:39:04.500
there's a lot of action going on in this game like there's fighting and there's

03:39:04.500 --> 03:39:10.580
people going absolutely crazy right now okay and does this this basically mean

03:39:10.580 --> 03:39:20.660
that in LCS there's more early kills than in worlds I can use an analogy yes

03:39:20.660 --> 03:39:26.740
yes yes that is indeed quite exactly what the meaning that can be derived from

03:39:26.740 --> 03:39:33.940
such a thing is to be okay okay got it thank you sir now it says here fly

03:39:33.940 --> 03:39:38.420
quest is the fourth seed and c9 is the one seed so is that NA rankings or what

03:39:38.420 --> 03:39:43.060
is that dude I was about to make a joke I don't like can make that joke so what it

03:39:43.060 --> 03:39:50.220
means yes is that any rankings mean that since c9 is the first seed it's

03:39:50.220 --> 03:40:00.740
Okay, so since we're just gonna watch one game today, but you're doing it. Okay, got that. All right

03:40:00.900 --> 03:40:05.840
So what it is so C9 is the first seed which means that yes

03:40:05.900 --> 03:40:12.780
They are the number one team right so fly quest is a fourth seed which means they are the number 14

03:40:12.780 --> 03:40:18.420
So this is one versus four moment. I got a boss called as to where you move your camera one moment

03:40:19.300 --> 03:40:21.300
Wait

03:40:23.180 --> 03:40:27.340
Okay, yeah, sir. I gotcha. I want to cover up anything. Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah

03:40:27.580 --> 03:40:34.540
Okay, so yeah, so what it is is that the first seed is in the first place and then the fourth seed is in the fourth place

03:40:34.820 --> 03:40:36.820
Think of it like

03:40:39.180 --> 03:40:41.300
Okay, so what we're gonna do Jin see

03:40:41.300 --> 03:40:43.300
You can't talk to me now, okay.

03:40:43.300 --> 03:40:47.300
So this is the practice for the final.

03:40:47.300 --> 03:40:49.300
Yeah, no, it actually is.

03:40:49.300 --> 03:40:50.300
It actually is.

03:40:50.300 --> 03:40:53.300
Slower, but you know, game number two, now you get a little help.

03:40:53.300 --> 03:40:59.300
Okay, so now, Jinxie, as we can see, there's a lot of action going on right now, right?

03:40:59.300 --> 03:41:01.300
They got their morning stretches.

03:41:01.300 --> 03:41:03.300
Yeah, a bunch of action.

03:41:03.300 --> 03:41:07.300
Alright, so as we can see, there's some like top lane fights going on.

03:41:07.300 --> 03:41:11.300
going on we see some mid lane fights going on too and there's also some

03:41:11.300 --> 03:41:15.020
bot lane fights going on so there's a lot going on around the map right now

03:41:15.020 --> 03:41:18.060
does that make sense

03:41:23.300 --> 03:41:30.980
yes oh and it looks like wow how do you get away there mr. DeLanio okay so the

03:41:30.980 --> 03:41:36.860
thing is that Bard is a champion oh I can't say that so Bard is a champion okay

03:41:36.860 --> 03:41:38.860
Hold on how can I phrase this

03:41:45.540 --> 03:41:49.760
So the thing about part as a champion right is that part as a champion

03:41:54.700 --> 03:41:58.700
Yep, so part is a champion that can just kind of like

03:41:59.980 --> 03:42:05.860
Okay, Bart is a champion that can spawn darnia whenever she wants and then the second thing so dad

03:42:05.860 --> 03:42:11.940
It's like he can just escape to Narnia because for some reason people think that that's good game design

03:42:11.980 --> 03:42:17.020
So as a result a lot of the time Bard just ends up spawning portals everywhere

03:42:17.020 --> 03:42:21.500
And then being really the most broken character ever while running around in ten thousand movement speed

03:42:21.500 --> 03:42:25.020
But for some reason people think that this is actually not only

03:42:25.940 --> 03:42:29.100
Balance, but I think it's also a skillful champion

03:42:29.100 --> 03:42:35.100
Oh, so do you believe Bart is a skillful champion?

03:42:35.100 --> 03:42:37.100
Yeah, he's a skillful champ if you...

03:42:37.100 --> 03:42:40.100
Okay, so the thing about Bart, right?

03:42:40.100 --> 03:42:46.100
So Bart is a champion.

03:42:46.100 --> 03:42:51.100
Stop laughing! Please!

03:42:51.100 --> 03:42:53.100
Bro, you can't talk.

03:42:53.100 --> 03:42:55.100
Bro, if you're PR, you can't talk.

03:42:55.100 --> 03:42:58.100
It's actually insane.

03:42:58.100 --> 03:43:06.500
okay hold on so it's like I was saying right Bard is a champion that requires

03:43:06.500 --> 03:43:13.120
skill for players that might be less skilled at the game does that make

03:43:13.120 --> 03:43:19.980
sense yes okay got it it's like imagine you go to a score I can remind okay so

03:43:19.980 --> 03:43:27.100
yep so okay so now there's a big fight going in oh my god five quests that's

03:43:27.100 --> 03:43:33.620
another kill. Wow the fourth seed is kind of rolling here. So can you get Black West?

03:43:33.620 --> 03:43:38.860
Yep because don't forget when it comes to- Tower died! Tower died! Tower died!

03:43:38.860 --> 03:43:47.540
Oh my god okay so it looks like Blue is fighting. Oh my god and just like that C9 Thanos does

03:43:47.540 --> 03:43:55.340
a little snap of his fingers and Thanos snaps the enemy top laner back to base. Yes.

03:43:55.340 --> 03:44:01.340
play absolutely beautifully played and yeah bro now that's that have you ever

03:44:01.340 --> 03:44:07.820
wanted to pursue a career in bro play um that's a good question actually yes but

03:44:07.820 --> 03:44:16.220
the problem is that a lot of teams did not want to accept my conditions what

03:44:16.220 --> 03:44:19.420
does that mean bro you're a challenger jungler you could easily be broke what

03:44:19.420 --> 03:44:23.980
are you so the conditions that I had where I get to stream everything I don't

03:44:23.980 --> 03:44:29.860
have to practice, I play for my room, and on top of it I just show up whenever I want.

03:44:29.860 --> 03:44:34.420
But for some reason the teams have it in their mind that they'd rather just choose some random

03:44:34.420 --> 03:44:40.940
Billy Bob, and as a result I was never able to actually get a spot in a team.

03:44:40.940 --> 03:44:49.100
You sound like an absolute nightmare to be on a team with, bro.

03:44:49.100 --> 03:44:54.380
You have a GenC, think of it this way, it's like, I'm like a mystery box, you know?

03:44:54.380 --> 03:44:59.280
It's like you're gonna load in the game, and you don't know if I've been out till 3, I'm the night before.

03:44:59.280 --> 03:45:04.740
You don't know if I'm actually gonna try hard, you don't know if I've run or lost my last game so solo queue.

03:45:04.740 --> 03:45:08.940
So it's like, no matter what happens, it makes things exciting, does that make sense?

03:45:08.940 --> 03:45:12.260
Yes, bro, yes, yes, you always keep your own teammates guessing.

03:45:12.260 --> 03:45:13.700
Exactly, yes.

03:45:13.700 --> 03:45:15.700
Because it's like, yep.

03:45:15.700 --> 03:45:18.700
On a positive note, who would you say is the best player in this lobby?

03:45:18.700 --> 03:45:19.700
Highest skill?

03:45:20.700 --> 03:45:22.700
Best player in this lobby.

03:45:22.700 --> 03:45:25.700
So Griffin has hit rank 1 NA before.

03:45:26.700 --> 03:45:29.700
And then he also got really high rank in Korea.

03:45:31.700 --> 03:45:33.700
The game has been paused. What does this mean?

03:45:34.700 --> 03:45:39.700
So the game being paused is essentially when somebody just doesn't feel like playing anymore.

03:45:39.700 --> 03:45:43.840
more so they just slash pause and get a little two-minute break where they like

03:45:43.840 --> 03:45:48.220
get to lie about some kind of peripheral issue so they can mentally reset.

03:45:48.220 --> 03:45:54.700
Oh, got it. Oh, wait, put the egg rolls in. Here we go. You think egg roll guys? I love egg rolls.

03:45:54.700 --> 03:46:01.540
Yeah, no, I love egg rolls. Like listen, listen, listen, listen. I'll be rolling in egg rolls

03:46:01.540 --> 03:46:07.500
if I ever got the chance to. Yes, bro. Oh, here we go. Here we go. All right. So,

03:46:07.500 --> 03:46:11.400
So they are trying to make sure his keyboard disconnected from his computer.

03:46:11.400 --> 03:46:15.200
So do you think there's a chance, well, not that he would ever do that, but

03:46:15.200 --> 03:46:18.920
is it strategical to unplug your keyboard intentionally?

03:46:18.920 --> 03:46:22.520
So I'm gonna be honest, if I was in the LCS,

03:46:22.520 --> 03:46:25.680
I think I would actually lose money in my first split in there.

03:46:25.680 --> 03:46:30.080
And the reason why is because if I get mad, I just walk across the stage and

03:46:30.080 --> 03:46:32.760
just start punching other people's monitors.

03:46:32.760 --> 03:46:47.600
So in this NA tournament here, how many of these players are from the U.S.?

03:46:47.600 --> 03:46:51.040
In this 10-man lobby, how many of these players are U.S.?

03:46:51.040 --> 03:46:53.160
Okay, so I can actually tell you.

03:46:53.160 --> 03:46:54.160
One.

03:46:54.160 --> 03:46:55.160
One.

03:46:55.160 --> 03:47:02.600
Okay, so there's only three people that were in play.

03:47:02.600 --> 03:47:07.040
imported from other regions so this it's not as bad as some other teams because

03:47:07.040 --> 03:47:10.120
there are some teams where they really have four people that were like imported

03:47:10.120 --> 03:47:13.640
from other regions and stuff but in this one it's like there's only I think like

03:47:13.640 --> 03:47:18.520
one or two in both which is like nice for us as viewers because I get to know

03:47:18.520 --> 03:47:22.560
all of their names from solo queue right like every single person in this

03:47:22.560 --> 03:47:25.920
lobby I've played with before and some of them I've been playing with for years

03:47:25.920 --> 03:47:29.160
right now it doesn't mean that my experiences with them have been that

03:47:29.160 --> 03:47:36.120
positive, but it does mean that I at least recognize the people who I'm seeing represent our region. Does that make sense?

03:47:36.480 --> 03:47:38.480
Yes, so

03:47:38.640 --> 03:47:44.840
So you've queued with some of these guys before have you um like like you've been on teams with some of them or like been against them

03:47:44.880 --> 03:47:46.160
How did it go?

03:47:46.160 --> 03:47:49.280
Um, well the thing is that I'm gonna be honest

03:47:49.280 --> 03:47:53.280
I play so many games that every game blurs into the next right so it's like

03:47:54.080 --> 03:47:59.120
You know, it's like I don't know like that's why sometimes it's funny because I'm gonna play a game

03:47:59.120 --> 03:48:03.480
And some guys gonna tell me dude. I hate you and I can't believe I get to play with you again

03:48:03.480 --> 03:48:05.000
And it's like I'm just like dude

03:48:05.000 --> 03:48:09.060
I don't even know what I did you know because the problem is that sometimes hechrom's

03:48:09.320 --> 03:48:14.120
Hechrom gets bad and when that happens then things are a little bit rough for my team, right?

03:48:14.920 --> 03:48:16.920
Yeah, so if

03:48:17.120 --> 03:48:23.120
So if heck okay, I have a hypothetical question for you, okay, and it's not even related to this protein. Yep

03:48:23.120 --> 03:48:29.560
So, John says, if you were to do a jungling challenge where like you like we're not allowed

03:48:29.560 --> 03:48:33.040
to play hack room for an entire season, do you think you'd get a challenger honestly?

03:48:33.040 --> 03:48:34.520
An entire season, yes.

03:48:34.520 --> 03:48:38.560
Okay, next question.

03:48:38.560 --> 03:48:41.120
If you like John says, I think you should do this next season.

03:48:41.120 --> 03:48:44.760
I think this season you should hit challenger on hack room because you're already so close.

03:48:44.760 --> 03:48:49.280
But I think next season you should try to hit challenger on another role.

03:48:49.280 --> 03:48:55.280
So Jensi, funny story actually, I have actually tried doing that twice with both ADC and Top lane.

03:48:55.280 --> 03:49:00.280
And how did it go on ADC and Top lane?

03:49:00.280 --> 03:49:05.280
So on both those roles I had about five to six hundred games of experience, right?

03:49:05.280 --> 03:49:12.280
So reasonable amount of games, and I would have about an ending rank of about Emerald 1.

03:49:12.280 --> 03:49:17.600
won. So not as great as you'd expect, but definitely not the worst egg in the

03:49:17.600 --> 03:49:25.360
batch, if that makes sense. Now, Jin see it's also important to keep in mind,

03:49:25.360 --> 03:49:28.200
because I think you're laughing a little bit too much, that I was getting

03:49:28.200 --> 03:49:32.200
ghosted and stream sniped every single game, and then my team was always out to

03:49:32.200 --> 03:49:35.960
get me, and that's the only reason why those challenges went as badly as they

03:49:35.960 --> 03:49:46.280
dead. So, Dante, in ADC, you're at Emerald 1, ADC? Well, I actually peaked Diamond 2.

03:49:48.280 --> 03:49:53.400
Okay, oh, well that's better. That's a lot better. Yep. Now, how did you go top lane? What were you

03:49:53.400 --> 03:50:00.680
top lane? Well, top lane, I was losing my mind. That's what I was. When I was top lane, I managed

03:50:00.680 --> 03:50:04.200
should be diamond one and I ended also around Emerald one.

03:50:04.200 --> 03:50:05.200
Okay.

03:50:05.200 --> 03:50:07.800
Oh, the game has been paused again.

03:50:07.800 --> 03:50:11.520
Do you think there's a chance a player intends to nail this keyboard?

03:50:11.520 --> 03:50:14.040
No, Jinx, I'm going to be honest.

03:50:14.040 --> 03:50:17.240
Maybe it's just that keyboards are randomly unplugging.

03:50:17.240 --> 03:50:21.400
Like there could be the little keyboard fairy that's running around just unplugging players'

03:50:21.400 --> 03:50:22.400
keyboards, right?

03:50:22.400 --> 03:50:25.120
You should probably have your monitor on to play League.

03:50:25.120 --> 03:50:26.120
Unless you're playing League.

03:50:26.120 --> 03:50:27.120
Oh, it's monitors on.

03:50:27.120 --> 03:50:31.020
somebody's keyboard unplugged and then five minutes later somebody's monitor

03:50:31.020 --> 03:50:34.680
shut off either this is like a little anomaly or these players are

03:50:34.680 --> 03:50:43.120
intentionally maybe doing it wait W Red Bull W Red Bull

03:50:46.560 --> 03:50:55.080
okay yeah all right Jensie actually drink it Red Bull right now yep so now

03:50:55.080 --> 03:50:57.080
Oh, Jyncey, um...

03:50:57.080 --> 03:50:59.080
Wow.

03:50:59.080 --> 03:51:01.080
That was gay.

03:51:01.080 --> 03:51:04.080
So it looks like one of their entire computers crashed.

03:51:04.080 --> 03:51:06.080
Wow.

03:51:06.080 --> 03:51:11.080
Okay, sweet.

03:51:13.080 --> 03:51:16.080
Oh, so wait, his computer, like, exploded?

03:51:16.080 --> 03:51:19.080
What happened?

03:51:19.080 --> 03:51:23.080
Dude, what happened was, is he was space-gliding too hard,

03:51:23.080 --> 03:51:25.840
too hard, and it completely broke his PC.

03:51:25.840 --> 03:51:29.020
Wait, so what does space gliding mean?

03:51:29.020 --> 03:51:32.800
Space gliding is when you click so fast that it's like you're gliding through space.

03:51:32.800 --> 03:51:36.400
That's an expensive delivery, shouldn't you?

03:51:36.400 --> 03:51:37.400
Okay.

03:51:37.400 --> 03:51:38.400
Got it.

03:51:38.400 --> 03:51:42.080
Oh, pagoda pods, the egg rolls.

03:51:42.080 --> 03:51:43.080
Pagoda egg roll pods.

03:51:43.080 --> 03:51:46.160
I might actually try some pagoda egg rolls today tonight.

03:51:46.160 --> 03:51:47.160
Yep, listen.

03:51:47.160 --> 03:51:51.600
Listen, there's a reason why it's not called pastapada, right?

03:51:51.600 --> 03:52:00.680
you got to go out and buy some yeah so what's this is shaking in his hand here

03:52:00.680 --> 03:52:03.600
do you use hand warmers in your challenge or game?

03:52:03.600 --> 03:52:06.920
what are those hand warmers or are they socks?

03:52:06.920 --> 03:52:10.240
I believe they're hand warmers yeah hand warmers

03:52:10.240 --> 03:52:15.440
okay for a second I thought they were just shaking around dirty socks

03:52:15.440 --> 03:52:21.560
I don't know but all I know James is listen if it was

03:52:21.560 --> 03:52:28.160
me shaking those hand warmers I'd be an expert because my hands always get cold

03:52:28.160 --> 03:52:42.320
I'm gonna be honest I don't know because I'm just looking at the players having peripheral issues

03:52:42.320 --> 03:52:51.400
So how frequently does this actually happen like the computer is exploding and stuff and

03:52:51.400 --> 03:52:59.160
the keyboard the keyboard fairy Listen if you're fanatic it happens every game but

03:52:59.160 --> 03:53:04.080
outside of that I'm gonna be honest I don't really know like I'd have to I'd have to actually

03:53:04.080 --> 03:53:11.960
like do a bit more research now these junglers on these teams have you ever played against

03:53:11.960 --> 03:53:20.280
Uh, Griffin actually does play solo queue and Blabber does too, but the problem is that a lot of them just like don't play anything

03:53:24.120 --> 03:53:29.360
Yeah, like I'm gonna be honest half the people in this lobby maybe they queue one or two games of solo queue a day

03:53:29.360 --> 03:53:31.360
And then they just call it a day

03:53:32.000 --> 03:53:36.480
Really why do you think so because maybe because they're just so drained from pro practice and stuff

03:53:37.480 --> 03:53:40.000
I mean, yeah, if that's the answer you want to go with

03:53:40.000 --> 03:53:44.000
Wait, what else? Why are you putting it up there?

03:54:10.000 --> 03:54:16.800
in the sense that it's like they're really like this insanely high echelon of class and it's like super cool

03:54:16.800 --> 03:54:19.640
But the problem is that in the West if you say you're a pro player

03:54:19.880 --> 03:54:24.840
People are gonna hand you a job application and tell you that they want their fries with extra salt, you know

03:54:27.160 --> 03:54:29.920
Now also don't I notice there's a clown

03:54:30.480 --> 03:54:32.480
Commentating the match here

03:54:33.640 --> 03:54:36.240
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I have no idea what's going on there. Oh

03:54:36.240 --> 03:54:38.600
but hasn't equalized his CS and Griffin...

03:54:38.600 --> 03:54:40.200
Oh wait, hold on, let's actually turn up the volume here.

03:54:40.200 --> 03:54:41.360
He takes Drake off of this.

03:54:42.560 --> 03:54:44.520
Then they start just playing hard around bottom lane.

03:54:44.520 --> 03:54:45.880
Griffin's level six at this point.

03:54:45.880 --> 03:54:47.680
He still has an advantage on Glabber,

03:54:47.680 --> 03:54:49.680
and it's really still all about this bottom lane,

03:54:49.680 --> 03:54:51.640
and how could FlyQuest find their way back?

03:54:51.640 --> 03:54:54.120
He's then hit level six, they tried to all in onto Crouching,

03:54:54.120 --> 03:54:55.440
didn't get it.

03:54:55.440 --> 03:54:58.320
Game is ready, so we get to toss back before the really...

03:54:58.320 --> 03:54:59.440
Oh, game's ready.

03:54:59.440 --> 03:55:01.880
Now, did they have to crash the whole lobby and reset,

03:55:01.880 --> 03:55:03.360
or no way, that they just paused it?

03:55:03.360 --> 03:55:04.640
Yeah, they just paused it,

03:55:04.640 --> 03:55:08.180
is just like he disconnected so now he's just like reconnecting if that makes

03:55:08.180 --> 03:55:20.660
sense okay so listen Jinxie are you gonna are you gonna be with me here so

03:55:20.660 --> 03:55:24.620
now we're gonna have to sit here and we're gonna have to focus up because

03:55:24.620 --> 03:55:28.580
the problem is that so far we've been saying a lot of stuff but none of it has

03:55:28.580 --> 03:55:32.540
actually been meaningful so we got to give this game some real meaning does

03:55:32.540 --> 03:55:37.500
that makes sense yeah so they both have one dragon or am I reading that

03:55:37.500 --> 03:55:43.420
correct uh no so right now fight quest has two dragons right and Griffin is

03:55:43.420 --> 03:55:48.700
actually on his sundered sky completed item now for some reason randomly the

03:55:48.700 --> 03:55:53.180
bard is getting caught up yep the the turret symbol and the dragon symbol they

03:55:53.180 --> 03:56:00.220
look similar sorry continue yet no I get that I agree with the two so yeah so

03:56:00.220 --> 03:56:04.760
So it's like I was saying right now it's like the game state is kind of like even but the

03:56:04.760 --> 03:56:08.660
thing is that blue has an advantage and the reason why is because they locked in this

03:56:08.660 --> 03:56:14.380
champion called Yorick.

03:56:14.380 --> 03:56:18.140
So Yorick is this champion that essentially walks wherever the fuck he wants.

03:56:18.140 --> 03:56:20.660
Wait, can I say that word?

03:56:20.660 --> 03:56:23.420
Let me actually check.

03:56:23.420 --> 03:56:25.620
I believe so.

03:56:25.620 --> 03:56:29.260
So Yorick is essentially a champion that just walks wherever the fuck he wants and he drops

03:56:29.260 --> 03:56:31.260
Okay, nevermind, can't say that.

03:56:31.260 --> 03:56:36.260
And he just spawns a bunch of creatures, right, around him,

03:56:36.260 --> 03:56:40.260
and those creatures just make it so you literally cannot walk up or do anything,

03:56:40.260 --> 03:56:42.260
and you die instantly.

03:56:42.260 --> 03:56:47.260
Wait, so, wait, does he like TP creatures on you?

03:56:47.260 --> 03:56:49.260
Is that it? Is that it? Is that the creature?

03:56:49.260 --> 03:56:52.260
Yeah, so it's like, imagine you had a graveyard, right?

03:56:52.260 --> 03:56:54.260
Okay, nevermind, can't say that.

03:56:54.260 --> 03:57:02.420
So essentially what it is is Yorick just pushes the minion waves and then afterwards he looks

03:57:02.420 --> 03:57:05.420
for the turrets.

03:57:05.420 --> 03:57:06.420
Okay got it.

03:57:06.420 --> 03:57:15.260
So Yorick, now is his spirit tanky, like the little ghost thing, is it at 2400 health?

03:57:15.260 --> 03:57:19.900
Yeah, so the funniest part about it is that it's on like at 2400 health.

03:57:19.900 --> 03:57:23.460
It's also the fact that it takes literally half the damage like normal.

03:57:23.460 --> 03:57:28.860
So if you try killing it, it takes you longer to kill the monster than it does to kill Yorick.

03:57:28.860 --> 03:57:35.500
And for some reason, Jinxie, for some fucking reason, after years of that being in the game,

03:57:35.500 --> 03:57:37.140
it hasn't been nerfed!

03:57:37.140 --> 03:57:38.140
Imagine that!

03:57:38.140 --> 03:57:43.180
So if you play Topping and someone locks in Yorick, then they can literally just run over

03:57:43.180 --> 03:57:48.740
you like they're an 18-wheeler and there's nothing you can fucking do!

03:57:48.740 --> 03:57:55.940
for c9 so what do you think uh yes of course and also um we just got heard back from the boss

03:57:55.940 --> 03:58:02.180
call yep uh yes cussing is allowed so you're good to go all right good dude is that just me or does

03:58:02.180 --> 03:58:08.660
that cast her captain flowers kind of look like muda cast her like the the guy at the top right

03:58:08.660 --> 03:58:13.540
there on the left side of the screen thumbs up the thumbs up yeah i don't really i don't think he

03:58:13.540 --> 03:58:20.540
He looks like Muda, and Muda's nose is much bigger, like Muda's huge nose.

03:58:20.540 --> 03:58:27.540
So it looks like now he's drifting the Herald to actually knock it into... and he missed.

03:58:27.540 --> 03:58:28.540
Wow.

03:58:28.540 --> 03:58:32.540
Now, do you think he missed there intentionally with the Herald?

03:58:32.540 --> 03:58:34.540
Because the Herald is supposed to hit the turret, right?

03:58:34.540 --> 03:58:40.540
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, you didn't see that was kind of crazy to witness.

03:58:40.540 --> 03:58:42.540
I think it's some time...

03:58:46.540 --> 03:58:48.540
Well, maybe it was a mistake.

03:58:48.540 --> 03:58:51.540
You know what? Yes, let's go with that.

03:58:51.540 --> 03:58:54.540
So that there, it must have just been a misclick, right?

03:58:54.540 --> 03:58:57.540
My chat is saying that Bard altered it.

03:58:57.540 --> 03:59:00.540
Oh yeah, okay, so let me explain it.

03:59:00.540 --> 03:59:03.540
So Bard has an ultimate ability, right?

03:59:03.540 --> 03:59:07.540
That makes it so that nobody can move or do anything, okay?

03:59:07.540 --> 03:59:12.860
So, as a result, what happens is that Bard ults a turret, then the Rift Herald cannot

03:59:12.860 --> 03:59:17.100
actually crash into the tower, or else it does zero damage.

03:59:17.100 --> 03:59:21.760
So he actually made a good call there, because what he tried doing was he tried turning the

03:59:21.760 --> 03:59:26.900
Herald around to wait out the Bard ult, and then go back in to knock into it and explode

03:59:26.900 --> 03:59:27.900
it.

03:59:27.900 --> 03:59:34.380
So wait, Bard's ultimate disables everything in the radius of it, like even the Herald?

03:59:34.380 --> 03:59:42.220
Yeah, well, maybe not like a rushing help, but it's because saying that this way okay imagine you're sitting there and you have an AK 40

03:59:42.220 --> 03:59:44.500
All right, we're not gonna do that. Yeah, so

03:59:45.220 --> 03:59:47.220
Okay

03:59:47.880 --> 03:59:53.600
Yeah, so it's like if the thing of it like imagine you're sitting there right got one game thought that you're doing good

03:59:53.600 --> 03:59:57.220
Yep. Yeah, no, it's good. So it's like a practice for the finals man

03:59:57.900 --> 04:00:03.500
Exactly. Yes, so it's like think of it this way Jensie. It's like imagine imagine you're sitting there

04:00:03.500 --> 04:00:05.500
Okay, so it's like

04:00:19.580 --> 04:00:25.940
And you're playing hide-and-seek with someone but then they put on Harry Potter's invisible cloak right and you try

04:00:26.100 --> 04:00:32.240
Socking them in the belly. That's like Bard alting the turret. It's impossible to get socked. Does that make sense?

04:00:32.240 --> 04:00:37.680
got it got it understood what great analogy all right so now there's a

04:00:37.680 --> 04:00:42.320
fight going on opposite and there's Krabber Krabber yeah I grabbed her

04:00:42.320 --> 04:00:47.080
getting the kill okay so now there's a big fight going on game ending this can

04:00:47.080 --> 04:00:50.400
be gay or game ending maybe no what if that what just happened why do they keep

04:00:50.400 --> 04:00:53.520
people was that so do you remember when I said what do you remember when I said

04:00:53.520 --> 04:00:57.920
Bard can just bring his team to Narnia for no reason oh he just did it right

04:00:57.920 --> 04:01:03.960
Yeah, so you just said it but I'm gonna be honest dude that blabber on the theory is looking pretty broken

04:01:03.960 --> 04:01:09.220
It could actually be that he was the guy that you and Muda were playing against when Muda was getting annihilated

04:01:09.220 --> 04:01:11.380
And that I would love you by this nerve

04:01:21.560 --> 04:01:26.760
Okay, so like what we're gonna do here, okay now the best angle for us is

04:01:26.760 --> 04:01:32.300
As we're gonna have to look for okay, so right now Jin see okay

04:01:32.300 --> 04:01:35.740
Oh wait, K.A. by AT&T. Wait, Combs!

04:01:36.740 --> 04:01:37.540
Combs!

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W. Combs! W. Combs!

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Great Combs.

04:01:58.140 --> 04:02:00.500
I'm gonna be honest, if that was me in that game,

04:02:00.500 --> 04:02:06.840
I would have just started screaming about Halfway through and my entire team would have gotten killed because no one could have hurt anything.

04:02:10.840 --> 04:02:13.340
But I guess that's what separates me from the pros.

04:02:16.740 --> 04:02:26.100
Alright, so looks like now it's three to five. So five quests is actually leading by two kills and they have one dragon advantage.

04:02:30.500 --> 04:02:41.940
No, the kill count in Iron Lobby would probably be like 30 to 50.

04:02:41.940 --> 04:02:45.460
So in pros, they actually don't die as much.

04:02:45.460 --> 04:02:46.460
Yes.

04:02:46.460 --> 04:02:52.140
So, GenC, right now, essentially what's going on is, as you can see, there's a lot going

04:02:52.140 --> 04:02:53.140
on.

04:02:53.140 --> 04:02:58.140
And as a result, things are going on that are happening, which allow for other things to

04:02:58.140 --> 04:03:00.180
happen, which means there's a lot going on.

04:03:00.180 --> 04:03:02.180
Does that make sense?

04:03:02.180 --> 04:03:05.060
Yes, it literally perfect sense, yes, perfect.

04:03:05.060 --> 04:03:06.580
OK, perfect.

04:03:06.580 --> 04:03:08.740
So now what's happening is there's a fight going on.

04:03:08.740 --> 04:03:11.060
And it looks like Blue is actually able to get a kill.

04:03:11.060 --> 04:03:12.380
So oh, wait, yep.

04:03:12.380 --> 04:03:13.740
So it looks like the enemy.

04:03:13.740 --> 04:03:15.500
They're jumping Griffin.

04:03:15.500 --> 04:03:18.420
No, he's got help.

04:03:18.420 --> 04:03:19.420
Jesus.

04:03:23.100 --> 04:03:26.340
All right, so it looks like Blue team is actually

04:03:26.340 --> 04:03:28.860
somehow winning fights, because Bard

04:03:28.860 --> 04:03:33.420
was trying to portal to Narnia, but little did he know that there was a little C4 on

04:03:33.420 --> 04:03:39.340
him and then he just instantly exploded the second he was halfway through the tunnel.

04:03:39.340 --> 04:03:41.060
Is that actually how that works?

04:03:41.060 --> 04:03:45.260
Uh, not really, but I thought it would sound funny if I said it.

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Wait, a C4, wait, there's C4s in this game?

04:03:48.980 --> 04:03:52.700
Yes, so there's a champion called Tristana, right?

04:03:52.700 --> 04:03:57.180
And when she auto attacks you and presses E, it actually creates like a bomb and that

04:03:57.180 --> 04:04:02.660
bomb explodes on top of you and actually busts over everyone around you as well

04:04:02.660 --> 04:04:05.220
and it makes everyone die.

04:04:05.220 --> 04:04:08.420
Oh Ziggs too my chat said, Ziggs also.

04:04:08.420 --> 04:04:11.180
Yes, so Ziggs can explode turrets.

04:04:11.180 --> 04:04:18.980
So what he does, oh no, okay so now what's happening is Blue side is looking for a fight.

04:04:18.980 --> 04:04:24.340
And it looks like a lot of things are happening in mid too.

04:04:24.340 --> 04:04:29.300
Yep, so there's a lot going on mid there's a lot going on bot and there's a lot going on top

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But Jinxie there's also a lot going on in the jungle as well

04:04:32.860 --> 04:04:39.140
So right now you have to understand that right now there's a lot going on everywhere. Does that make sense? Yes

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All right, nice

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So now Jinxie essentially what's happening right is blue is trying to push the waves and the reason why they're pushing the waves is

04:04:57.180 --> 04:05:01.760
Because the dragon is spawning in four minutes and the Baron is up

04:05:01.940 --> 04:05:07.180
So blue side already got the second dragon. So it looks like red team is actually throwing

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Oh, we have our first into the day wait don't test I had a good question that I forgot to ask you

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Yep

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Is the average pro league game of league longer or shorter or the same size as a ranked game?

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Well the difference between a pro game and a regular solo queue game is that in a pro game your teammates aren't spam

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Begging everyone to FF the second one thing goes bad. So because of that the average game length is actually longer

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Okay, okay got it got it that actually makes sense. Yep

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Now compared to iron a longer or shorter

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Shorter

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Just like an iron the thing is nobody knows how to end the game right but in the

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Yeah, I guess not because the thing is that if you have that then oh can I even say that

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Probably not

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I'm texting it to you because it was gonna be funny.

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There's my phone.

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Oh wait, no man, I can't text you.

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Okay, no one.

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Alright, anyways.

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I'm reading it in my chat.

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I see what my chat's saying.

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Got it.

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Okay, that's why they don't have that.

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Or that's a theory.

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Okay, okay.

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Okay, that makes sense.

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Alright.

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So now what's happening, GenC, is I'm going to be reading it.

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Jingxi is, blue side and red side are fighting for an advantage, right?

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And the advantage, exactly, yes.

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And the advantage is going to be gotten by whoever wins the scuffle between the two

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of them.

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Does that make sense?

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Yes.

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Okay, so now it looks like blue side is collapsing on Griffin.

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trying to up yep by the way in this

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ranked game like after this after this

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game just let it all out man

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what's the culture once we're done with

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the culture but you're doing great bro

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thank you w dot that's in here man

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did you know what this feels like

04:07:31.620 --> 04:07:35.380
there's a Samsung flag on the map nice

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guys

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OOBREED SOUPORT COMING IN CLUDGE!

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It's looking really good right now.

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It's looking like there's a lot of things going on.

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Because basically both teams have two dragons.

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C9 has three turrets.

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FlyQuest has two turrets.

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They have around similar gold.

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And it looks like the blue team has done more objectives.

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If I was a betting man, which I obviously I would never bet but I have a feeling

04:08:11.300 --> 04:08:13.600
Potentially James, you know what I feel like

04:08:15.540 --> 04:08:21.060
I think this is genuinely how Superman felt when he was in that kryptonite cage

04:08:27.500 --> 04:08:30.700
This is literally Superman in the kryptonite cage

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Okay, so it looks like red is actually fighting blue.

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Now how does a pro player get jumped like that?

04:08:40.700 --> 04:08:42.700
I feel like that's something that would happen in an iron game.

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Yeah, but what did I tell you? It never gets better, right?

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Even in pro games, some guys get around and decide to end for no reason.

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But it looks like Griffin actually gets a huge Jarvan ult,

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but his team isn't really getting the craziest fall,

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but now they're portaling in, and if he's looking for a turn,

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She's not able to find it and

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Blue side is ace

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So what happened to your jing see is doing what well, no not that it's bad

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So what happened there is red team had two uber eats sell ports flying in so

04:09:34.540 --> 04:09:40.540
Yorick wasn't expecting that if he Pagoda overextended that they would do an AT&T

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collapse and that Samson would just fly into the alt and just be able to annihilate everything.

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Does that make sense?

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Yes, that makes perfect sense.

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But if he would have juiced up with a little bit of Red Bull before, maybe he could have

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seen it coming.

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Last couple of bites, they were like, oh, there's a lot of ways for it to approach and we really

04:10:00.540 --> 04:10:02.540
like, I'm just trying to survive and it's just...

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Yes, okay, that makes perfect sense.

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Alright.

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Okay.

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They got Baron.

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Okay.

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Wait, but I don't understand, if Red just swat away to them, why is Blue getting Baron?

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Why not just get Baron, no?

04:10:16.540 --> 04:10:19.540
Yeah, because I mean, Red just completely trolled for no reason, I don't know.

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He stole it, he stole it!

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OH MY GOD!

04:10:21.540 --> 04:10:22.540
He stole Baron!

04:10:22.540 --> 04:10:23.540
Oh my god!

04:10:23.540 --> 04:10:24.540
Oh, steal it away!

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Okay, so-

04:10:25.540 --> 04:10:27.540
Brithun stole Baron!

04:10:27.540 --> 04:10:34.540
Dude, so out of nowhere, Griffin comes in with the pagoda Baron and steal, and ends up smiting it.

04:10:34.540 --> 04:10:37.540
Wait, it's a Red Bull Baron- it's a Red Bull Baron Powerplay!

04:10:37.540 --> 04:10:44.140
Okay, okay, so now the with the power of Red Bull and the power of Baron

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I don't think there's any way that blue team can ever hope to contest red side here

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Yes, yes

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Wow, okay this game I'm not even kidding

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Yeah, why then Griffin stole bear

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Yes, so the reason why he's so barren here, so Jinx you watch this

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Look look so you see how right now the blue team was yellow

04:11:14.040 --> 04:11:17.760
So they were yellow because of Bard's broken ass fucking ultimate

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So because Bard with his broken ultimate altered the enemy jungler the enemy jungler couldn't smite so Griffin just going sick

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Does that make sense?

04:11:27.240 --> 04:11:29.240
They kill us, they kill us.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Do they have a couple more?

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They see us, alright.

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It's good fight, by the way.

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Yeah, so I'm just kidding.

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I think that's it.

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We got here.

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But you know what's so crazy?

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Yeah.

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If I was a pro player and I did a baron steal, I would not be nonchalant.

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I'd be standing out of my chair and just start...

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I don't know.

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So anyways, so now what's gonna happen, Jinxie, is the red team is gonna look to push the

04:11:51.240 --> 04:11:55.240
waves so they can actually find an advantage and take down these turrets.

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Okay.

04:11:56.240 --> 04:12:02.080
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

04:12:02.320 --> 04:12:03.180
Oh my god. Wait a minute.

04:12:03.180 --> 04:12:04.480
Red dinting, Red dinting.

04:12:04.480 --> 04:12:06.900
Now Red dinting it's an endcalf.

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It's just Jesus Christ.

04:12:11.000 --> 04:12:11.800
It's not an end.

04:12:11.800 --> 04:12:13.280
It's just they didn't have it

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fully figured out yet.

04:12:14.640 --> 04:12:15.840
Why the war to hide his

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arrow hit it in the cloud nine.

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They're the one.

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I'm not even kidding.

04:12:20.320 --> 04:12:22.040
I think Red team just lost the game.

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And here I think that was it.

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There was no

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What happened?

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Listen a

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That's what I don't even know what to say, bro

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I'm gonna be honest with you if that was me bro, it would be the pagoda team blame game and in the VC after that one

04:12:49.820 --> 04:12:51.980
Wait, can we get the camera on fly quest?

04:12:51.980 --> 04:12:56.220
I want to see them I want to see their professional reactions to whoever just in the mid

04:12:59.380 --> 04:13:01.380
Can we see flag wet

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Did what what's just happened

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So basically

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What my what my iron one analysis of that game was

04:13:13.380 --> 04:13:24.060
Okay, what my iron one analysis of that game was don't test was oh my god, they're walking right behind the casters

04:13:24.220 --> 04:13:27.700
What my iron one analysis of that game? Oh look don't that's it's Lulu

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Jinx it not the place

04:13:36.060 --> 04:13:42.260
Iron one analysis is red was literally wiping them like they had Baron they were up five kills

04:13:42.260 --> 04:13:43.900
They were literally doing everything right.

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They stole Baron and then for absolutely zero reason, they over extended mid and then got

04:13:49.200 --> 04:13:51.900
flanked by Annie and Annie murked their entire team.

04:13:51.900 --> 04:13:57.780
Yeah, so it looks like Annie came in with an Uber Eats teleport and then she just started

04:13:57.780 --> 04:14:03.100
zooming in with the AT&T home guards, dropped the pagoda timbers on top of all of them and

04:14:03.100 --> 04:14:07.980
just instantly hit them with a Samsung Team White into Nexus and Combo.

04:14:07.980 --> 04:14:10.140
Yes, bro.

04:14:10.140 --> 04:14:17.660
Maybe she's refreshing with some red bull right now. Yeah. Hey listen, he deserves a red box for that performance

04:14:18.420 --> 04:14:20.420
bro, okay

04:14:21.900 --> 04:14:24.300
Chesh we play you watch another one or play right?

04:14:25.020 --> 04:14:31.540
Bro, it's a BO five Chesh we watch one more play ranks because then if we chat if we play right and get off the coast stream

04:14:32.660 --> 04:14:35.060
Superman will be out of the kryptonite. If you know what I mean

04:14:35.060 --> 04:15:01.300
I would respond to that with the comment but unfortunately we have to wait a little bit

04:15:01.300 --> 04:15:10.300
before that. Alright guys, so what an entertaining, amazing game of League of Legends played by

04:15:10.300 --> 04:15:15.300
both teams. That game perfectly showcases why League of Legends is such a lovedy sport

04:15:15.300 --> 04:15:24.360
worldwide and why Riot has managed to curate such an amazing game with amazing potential

04:15:24.360 --> 04:15:29.300
over the course of decades of game experience and development. Now, I honestly can't believe

04:15:29.300 --> 04:15:56.740
how many twists, turns, and even out of nowhere.

04:15:56.740 --> 04:15:58.700
What an amazing game of League of Legends.

04:15:58.700 --> 04:16:00.700
was actually an incapsi-

04:16:15.700 --> 04:16:17.700
Yo, I'm back. Oh, we got the player of the game!

04:16:17.700 --> 04:16:20.700
Yeah, that Annie flank, that's very deserve him.

04:16:20.700 --> 04:16:23.700
What did you guys go for? Oh, play ranks, okay.

04:16:23.700 --> 04:16:25.700
Alright, one moment. High-bives.

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Remove co-stream from the title

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Okay, Dante's in

04:16:31.340 --> 04:16:33.340
five four

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three two

04:16:36.500 --> 04:16:41.180
Wait have I wait have I did you remove from the title in five?

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four three

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Two one, okay

04:16:47.420 --> 04:16:58.500
What an absolute fucking shitfest of a game.

04:16:58.500 --> 04:17:00.300
What the fuck was that?

04:17:00.300 --> 04:17:05.300
Dude, Jinxie, how the fuck do you throw THAT HARD?

04:17:05.300 --> 04:17:07.340
30 minutes in!

04:17:07.340 --> 04:17:13.620
Your jungler gets almost every dragon, he gets the most insane ults, baron steal, and you

04:17:13.620 --> 04:17:18.040
You can not even conceptualize an early Frank!

04:17:18.880 --> 04:17:22.320
How fucking shit! Can you be!

04:17:22.320 --> 04:17:28.120
I'm telling you right now, if I was Griffin after that game ends, I would genuinely have caught a charge.

04:17:28.120 --> 04:17:29.320
I'm not even kidding.

04:17:29.320 --> 04:17:32.740
Like, that's the kind of shit that you can not even believe is real.

04:17:32.740 --> 04:17:33.240
You know what I mean?

04:17:33.240 --> 04:17:35.140
I'm getting delayed. Oh my god, I forgot. Oh no.

04:17:35.140 --> 04:17:36.820
No, it's fine. You're not gonna get stanked.

04:17:36.820 --> 04:17:37.320
Be good.

04:17:40.820 --> 04:17:41.320
Okay.

04:17:41.320 --> 04:17:54.100
I'm telling you right now, if I was Griffin after that game ends, I would genuinely have

04:17:54.100 --> 04:17:55.100
caught a charge.

04:17:55.100 --> 04:17:56.100
I'm not even kidding.

04:17:56.100 --> 04:17:59.840
Like, that's the kind of shit that you cannot even believe is real.

04:17:59.840 --> 04:18:00.840
You know what I mean?

04:18:00.840 --> 04:18:01.840
Oh my god, I forgot.

04:18:01.840 --> 04:18:02.840
Oh no.

04:18:02.840 --> 04:18:03.840
Oh no.

04:18:03.840 --> 04:18:04.840
That was fine.

04:18:04.840 --> 04:18:05.840
You're not going to get stanked.

04:18:05.840 --> 04:18:06.840
Okay.

04:18:06.840 --> 04:18:07.840
Okay.

04:18:07.840 --> 04:18:10.720
Okay. Alright. Delay enabled.

04:18:10.720 --> 04:18:13.240
Jinxy, bro, I'm gonna be honest, dude.

04:18:13.240 --> 04:18:17.840
I genuinely think that that was probably the hardest thing I've ever done in my entire life.

04:18:18.720 --> 04:18:19.600
Wait, hold up.

04:18:19.600 --> 04:18:22.640
Okay, Zontaz, I'm back streaming now. I just had to add my delay.

04:18:22.640 --> 04:18:23.140
Yeah.

04:18:23.140 --> 04:18:26.240
Wait, so, Zontaz, for your first, uh, um...

04:18:27.240 --> 04:18:29.640
Zontaz, was that your first co-stream of LCS?

04:18:30.140 --> 04:18:33.040
Yeah, yeah, yeah, actually, yeah.

04:18:33.040 --> 04:18:37.440
No, dude, chat. Aren't you guys proud of Zontaz though? Bro, you did good, man.

04:18:37.440 --> 04:18:40.400
Dude, it's like, you know what's fucked up?

04:18:41.600 --> 04:18:46.160
Yeah, it's like I wanted to say stuff that I didn't even view as bad

04:18:46.240 --> 04:18:51.560
But it's like I didn't know if it would be bad so I couldn't even say it like when it came to like the first and fourth seeds

04:18:51.560 --> 04:18:59.200
I wanted to say imagine every LCS team is a little sperm swimming to the egg and C9 hits it first to fertilize the embryo

04:18:59.240 --> 04:19:04.440
That's why they're the first seed, but it's like if I say that I don't know if they're gonna get in trouble for it

04:19:04.440 --> 04:19:08.520
So it's like I need to keep my fucking disgusting mouth shut. You know what I mean?

04:19:09.040 --> 04:19:11.900
Yes, bro, but hey look we're back on the grind chat

04:19:12.060 --> 04:19:17.240
You guys know the deal today can't have the stream until we get brought let's fucking go man. Yep

04:19:19.160 --> 04:19:21.160
All right

04:19:21.320 --> 04:19:23.820
How did you enjoy it though? We did good, bro

04:19:24.480 --> 04:19:26.120
I'm gonna be honest

04:19:26.120 --> 04:19:31.320
When we were two minutes into watch partying the LCS game. I actually thought we were you were just gonna get banned

04:19:31.320 --> 04:19:33.960
I thought, but you did good.

04:19:33.960 --> 04:19:38.160
Chad, Donald doesn't even have any slip ups and he kept catching himself, bro.

04:19:38.160 --> 04:19:40.160
What do you have, bro?

04:19:40.160 --> 04:19:41.160
Wow.

04:19:41.160 --> 04:19:46.480
Yeah, cussing is allowed and I think that's it, honestly.

04:19:46.480 --> 04:19:53.000
Yeah, so it's like, I guess I could scream and go crazy and that's about that.

04:19:53.000 --> 04:19:55.040
You know what I think we would need, Jensie?

04:19:55.040 --> 04:19:56.040
Like if we're actually going to do Co-Streams?

04:19:56.040 --> 04:19:58.600
Yeah, yeah, if we're actually going to do Co-Streams, what do you think?

04:19:58.600 --> 04:20:03.280
I think we would need someone like Tyler1 that actually knows shit about this that could

04:20:03.280 --> 04:20:07.480
like sit there and give the info while me and you just troll him.

04:20:07.480 --> 04:20:12.320
One like literally 100% like, brother 100% fucking percent.

04:20:12.320 --> 04:20:15.200
Jack, does Tyler1 do watch parties or no?

04:20:15.200 --> 04:20:17.440
I'm gonna text him.

04:20:17.440 --> 04:20:22.240
Cuz I think that could be the angle low key because the thing is if it's just me and you,

04:20:22.240 --> 04:20:26.440
the issue is that you don't really know what's going on and then I'm just like battling my

04:20:26.440 --> 04:20:29.960
I entered demons the entire time to not let loose.

04:20:29.960 --> 04:20:32.320
So it's like we need somebody that can actually

04:20:32.320 --> 04:20:34.600
like pretend to be somewhat normal

04:20:34.600 --> 04:20:36.800
so that we can just piggyback off of them.

04:20:36.800 --> 04:20:38.280
You know what I mean?

04:20:38.280 --> 04:20:40.800
Wait, apparently Muda's hate watching me this game,

04:20:40.800 --> 04:20:41.880
don't ask.

04:20:41.880 --> 04:20:42.720
I'm not kidding.

04:20:42.720 --> 04:20:44.160
Okay, so you know what the trick is?

04:20:44.160 --> 04:20:45.000
You know what the trick is?

04:20:45.000 --> 04:20:45.840
Yes, yes, yes.

04:20:45.840 --> 04:20:46.800
When someone hate watches you,

04:20:46.800 --> 04:20:49.440
you fucking stomp the lobby to make them fucking cry.

04:20:49.440 --> 04:20:52.280
So when Muda was going 0-10 against his Rek'Sai

04:20:52.280 --> 04:20:54.600
and now he's gonna be ironed in a couple games,

04:20:54.600 --> 04:20:56.240
now it's on you to sit here

04:20:56.240 --> 04:20:59.680
and show them just why you're the greatest ever do it

04:20:59.680 --> 04:21:02.080
muta just said make god

04:21:02.080 --> 04:21:05.520
make you lose all of your games today

04:21:05.520 --> 04:21:08.720
bro muta how do i tell you i'm three and o today and i've literally had a

04:21:08.720 --> 04:21:12.480
positive kd and the highest yes the lobby every game i play

04:21:12.480 --> 04:21:15.040
muta there's some people that are meant for prods and some people that are meant

04:21:15.040 --> 04:21:15.880
for iron

04:21:15.880 --> 04:21:19.280
figure out which one you follow

04:21:19.280 --> 04:21:20.760
you you do the rest

04:21:20.760 --> 04:21:24.320
muta muta you connect the dots buddy

04:21:24.320 --> 04:21:28.800
I hope you know Jin, see that Muta climbed to bronze with a negative win rate.

04:21:28.800 --> 04:21:29.800
Do you know what it's like?

04:21:29.800 --> 04:21:31.800
What is that like?

04:21:31.800 --> 04:21:33.520
What is that like?

04:21:33.520 --> 04:21:37.960
It's like imagine a first grader is like proud of the fact that he got to second grade, but

04:21:37.960 --> 04:21:42.040
the only reason he did was because he played the disability card to actually like get a

04:21:42.040 --> 04:21:44.000
passing grade on all of these exams.

04:21:44.000 --> 04:21:45.000
Does that make sense?

04:21:45.000 --> 04:21:47.000
at least god tell me you have coached you about it.

04:21:47.000 --> 04:21:49.000
Hahahaha.

04:21:49.000 --> 04:21:51.000
Hahahaha.

04:21:51.000 --> 04:21:53.000
Hahahaha.

04:21:53.000 --> 04:21:55.000
Hahahaha.

04:21:55.000 --> 04:21:57.000
Okay. Here we go, here we go.

04:21:57.000 --> 04:21:59.000
Alright.

04:21:59.000 --> 04:22:01.000
So look, Jinxie, we're going to need to focus up.

04:22:01.000 --> 04:22:03.000
Don't forget to smite. Remember, you should-

04:22:03.000 --> 04:22:05.000
Don't forget my chat just said I'm doomed for a loss.

04:22:05.000 --> 04:22:07.000
Yeah, and tell them, tell them,

04:22:07.000 --> 04:22:09.000
it's like crash, bro.

04:22:09.000 --> 04:22:11.000
Sometimes you go 30 wins before you get your first loss.

04:22:11.000 --> 04:22:13.000
Got it.

04:22:13.000 --> 04:22:26.000
I'm not locked in as a fucking chastity cage on a virgin.

04:22:26.000 --> 04:22:27.000
Okay, yes, yes.

04:22:27.000 --> 04:22:34.000
Alright, I'm gonna do a little bit of top to bot gulp here and then maybe look for

04:22:34.000 --> 04:22:37.000
the bot gank after I go for bot sky.

04:22:37.000 --> 04:22:38.000
Okay.

04:22:38.000 --> 04:22:39.000
Alright.

04:22:39.000 --> 04:22:40.560
All right

04:22:40.560 --> 04:22:45.200
No, dude, I'm gonna be honest. I don't think I've ever like felt like that in my entire life before

04:22:45.760 --> 04:22:47.760
Yeah, that was like that was actually insane

04:22:49.560 --> 04:22:51.560
That was insane to witness

04:22:53.400 --> 04:22:58.040
I give a jinx you listen, you know, we're doing is like with siege like

04:22:59.040 --> 04:23:03.960
When you want pretty siege a pretty sure you could just say like whatever you want because I'm pretty sure she's like

04:23:03.960 --> 04:23:08.180
Which I think Siege has like one tenth of the sponsors that League has.

04:23:08.180 --> 04:23:09.180
Yeah.

04:23:09.180 --> 04:23:12.120
Like, in Siege you can literally just let your nuts hang.

04:23:12.120 --> 04:23:16.560
Yeah, because that's the thing, it's like, at the end of the day, let's say a company

04:23:16.560 --> 04:23:20.720
sponsors Riot, you know what I mean, like they don't want some random guy being like,

04:23:20.720 --> 04:23:24.600
holy fuck, that guy is like disabled as fuck, you know what I mean, it's like, they're like,

04:23:24.600 --> 04:23:25.600
dude, what?

04:23:25.600 --> 04:23:29.720
Alright, so Jinxie, what we're gonna need now is we're gonna need the Krugs, and after

04:23:29.720 --> 04:23:32.280
Krugs we're gonna look on the Krab Share.

04:23:32.280 --> 04:23:33.280
Got it.

04:23:33.280 --> 04:23:37.200
Now, Jynxie, do you know where Muda?

04:23:37.200 --> 04:23:41.040
I enjoyed the watch party.desk, cause I enjoyed it, like I had fun.

04:23:41.040 --> 04:23:47.040
I'm gonna be honest, the only reason I enjoyed it was because I got to share your laugh genuinely.

04:23:47.040 --> 04:23:49.280
That's the only thing that made it tolerable.

04:23:49.280 --> 04:23:50.280
Okay.

04:23:50.280 --> 04:23:52.560
It was funny, bro.

04:23:52.560 --> 04:23:55.280
You couldn't even like formulate a sentence for the first five minutes.

04:23:55.280 --> 04:23:59.200
Okay, so now Jynxie, what we're gonna do, okay, you're gonna look towards mid.

04:23:59.200 --> 04:24:03.840
Now, while you're looking towards mid, I need to fill you in on a little bit of information.

04:24:03.840 --> 04:24:07.200
Do you know where the name Muda comes from?

04:24:07.200 --> 04:24:08.680
Are you back up?

04:24:08.680 --> 04:24:09.680
Don't, don't die this.

04:24:09.680 --> 04:24:10.680
Yeah, it's fine.

04:24:10.680 --> 04:24:11.680
No, no, no, you're good.

04:24:11.680 --> 04:24:12.680
Just walk to your turret and recall.

04:24:12.680 --> 04:24:13.680
You can't go for the crab.

04:24:13.680 --> 04:24:14.680
Watch your turret recall.

04:24:14.680 --> 04:24:15.680
Yeah.

04:24:15.680 --> 04:24:19.120
So, Jynxie, do you know where the name Muda comes from?

04:24:19.120 --> 04:24:20.120
What?

04:24:20.120 --> 04:24:21.120
What does it come from?

04:24:21.120 --> 04:24:22.120
I'm actually curious.

04:24:22.120 --> 04:24:25.680
So, the reason why is because in high school, Muda used to have Gaino.

04:24:25.680 --> 04:24:29.900
So as a result, a lot of the people in this grade, they would walk up to him, squeeze his

04:24:29.900 --> 04:24:35.500
nipples, and then they would say, Moo, Moo, like he was a cow, right?

04:24:35.500 --> 04:24:42.580
And after a few weeks of this being done, eventually one day he was like, ah dude, Moo

04:24:42.580 --> 04:24:46.260
da, when he was thinking about what he should make his name.

04:24:46.260 --> 04:24:48.260
So that's how Muda came to be.

04:24:48.260 --> 04:24:49.260
Does that make sense?

04:24:49.260 --> 04:24:50.260
I was always wondering how he even got his name.

04:24:50.260 --> 04:24:52.900
That actually makes perfect sense to us.

04:24:52.900 --> 04:24:54.900
So you know Muda, don't you?

04:24:54.900 --> 04:25:00.060
you know him I know of him I don't ever talked to me for you know he got you

04:25:00.060 --> 04:25:05.820
know how he got rank one in like NA and EU and battle

04:25:05.820 --> 04:25:13.460
how did he do it tell me about it on the Reddit forums also on top of that

04:25:13.460 --> 04:25:17.460
yeah he has a little bit of a checkered past with video games but the thing is

04:25:17.460 --> 04:25:22.740
in League of Legends he can't really cheat so he's currently getting literally

04:25:22.740 --> 04:25:24.740
fiddled in bronze lobbies.

04:25:24.740 --> 04:25:29.300
Well listen, I'm going to be honest, I have faith in Muta being able to challenge her.

04:25:29.300 --> 04:25:32.940
And the reason why is because even Vanguard isn't impenetrable.

04:25:32.940 --> 04:25:35.940
He's going to find a workaround eventually.

04:25:35.940 --> 04:25:44.740
So what we're going to do now is you're going to look for the Krugs, okay?

04:25:44.740 --> 04:25:48.740
13 seconds, and then afterwards you're going to look on the dragon.

04:25:48.740 --> 04:25:56.220
Okay, but yeah, if you ever want to figure out Muta's Valorant, uh, stat line just look at the Muta reddit

04:25:56.220 --> 04:25:57.920
That's all you gotta look at

04:25:57.920 --> 04:25:59.920
Wait, it's on his subreddit?

04:26:00.380 --> 04:26:03.380
No, it's reddit. It's a reddit thread. Oh, okay

04:26:06.220 --> 04:26:10.860
Okay, so what you're gonna do here is you're gonna look for the dragon after Krugs and then you're gonna get it done

04:26:12.380 --> 04:26:18.420
Yes, sir. Wait Tristana looks very like very fuckable. Wait, no, no, no, I'm not just gankable gankable

04:26:18.740 --> 04:26:20.740
I said

04:26:20.740 --> 04:26:22.740
You just look for it, look for it, look for it, bro

04:26:22.740 --> 04:26:26.740
Listen, that, that, that title, your dusty bro, it wants you

04:26:26.740 --> 04:26:27.740
Go for it

04:26:27.740 --> 04:26:30.740
I mean, fight the band, fight the band, fight the band, nice

04:26:30.740 --> 04:26:33.740
Auto, auto, auto, W, W, W

04:26:34.740 --> 04:26:37.740
Okay, now I want you to hold Q, you're gonna have to hold Q, sure

04:26:37.740 --> 04:26:42.740
Nice, nice, nice, nice

04:26:42.740 --> 04:26:44.740
Bro, did you see that?

04:26:44.740 --> 04:26:46.740
Wait, coach, what's that?

04:26:46.740 --> 04:26:51.740
Whoa, whoa, whoa, coach, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, coach.

04:26:52.740 --> 04:26:54.740
Okay, so Jinx, you're gonna have to listen to me.

04:26:54.740 --> 04:26:57.740
Because right now, you're in Loser's queue.

04:26:57.740 --> 04:26:59.740
But really, no, no, no, go back in base, bro.

04:26:59.740 --> 04:27:01.740
Look how much gold you have. Look how much gold you have.

04:27:02.740 --> 04:27:04.740
But, Coach, I'm on a three-game winning streak.

04:27:04.740 --> 04:27:05.740
Shouldn't I be in Winner's queue?

04:27:05.740 --> 04:27:08.740
No, because like, think of it this way, okay?

04:27:08.740 --> 04:27:11.740
It's kind of like, you know how in Mortal Kombat,

04:27:11.740 --> 04:27:13.740
there's that one guy that's like,

04:27:13.740 --> 04:27:18.340
like get over here and then he pulls you in yes should I help them with dragon or

04:27:18.340 --> 04:27:22.140
no no just leave it so it's the same with league every time you're getting

04:27:22.140 --> 04:27:25.740
too far ahead and you're winning right it's like get over here and then they

04:27:25.740 --> 04:27:29.300
give you the most for disgusting retards that you could ever get on the team and

04:27:29.300 --> 04:27:34.540
they just make sure that you lose the game what happened what happened what

04:27:34.540 --> 04:27:38.420
happened at dragon we just had it but those two of us there yeah so thanks

04:27:38.420 --> 04:27:42.020
we're one of League of Legends we're one of League of Legends always prepared to

04:27:42.020 --> 04:27:46.940
be disappointed, right? So that's the thing, it's like your team was on dragon, you should

04:27:46.940 --> 04:27:50.980
have had it, but you didn't. But you should know that your team is so disgusting that

04:27:50.980 --> 04:27:53.780
it's like that's going to be the case. Does that make sense?

04:27:53.780 --> 04:27:58.980
Okay, got it, got it, yes sir. Dude, the thing is, I like this actually, because this is

04:27:58.980 --> 04:28:04.700
an opportunity for me to just 1v9 here. Exactly, yes. It's like, think of it this way, Jinxy.

04:28:04.700 --> 04:28:09.300
If you're in a, if you're in like a kindergarten playground, right, and then you take a fuck

04:28:09.300 --> 04:28:13.420
kind of like of like energy drinks right and then you're ready to just beat the

04:28:13.420 --> 04:28:17.280
shit out of some random like I don't know third graders even if there's 40 of

04:28:17.280 --> 04:28:21.620
them would it matter to you or would you still think that you could win I would

04:28:21.620 --> 04:28:27.260
still think that I could win exactly in the goddamn yes fight fight fight fight

04:28:27.260 --> 04:28:31.100
this is good just keep fighting keep fighting you're gonna have your chips

04:28:31.100 --> 04:28:38.100
fight the only on the on you got to turn it off

04:28:51.700 --> 04:28:54.700
so do you want me to put on some League of Legends

04:28:54.700 --> 04:28:56.700
I just get literally ganked again

04:28:56.700 --> 04:28:59.100
no don't go for the grubs go for the red

04:28:59.100 --> 04:29:01.340
I'm gonna go red, Krugs, and two Raptors.

04:29:03.340 --> 04:29:07.180
We're down ten kills in eight minutes. I didn't know if I ever even seen this before.

04:29:08.220 --> 04:29:09.820
Yeah, it's looking a little bit rough for sure.

04:29:09.820 --> 04:29:15.100
Their mid and top are duoed, by the way. Yo, Kale, who cares, you coping piece of fucking garbage?

04:29:15.820 --> 04:29:22.220
God, I literally hate all of my teammates. Their mid and top are duoed, by the way.

04:29:22.220 --> 04:29:25.660
Yeah, bro, it's a fucking bronze lobby. Who cares, bro?

04:29:25.660 --> 04:29:32.100
They're duo dumbasses just coping sack of fucking garbage. Please. So never play this game again

04:29:32.620 --> 04:29:39.720
So so Jin see Jin see this is where you should tie your kale. I have a good duo for you

04:29:39.740 --> 04:29:41.740
It's called the rope and chair

04:29:43.300 --> 04:29:45.380
Again on game in game on your life

04:29:46.260 --> 04:29:51.700
Yep, okay, so now you're gonna look for the Raptors after the Raptors. We're gonna look on the Krags. Okay

04:29:55.660 --> 04:30:05.660
Okay, wait, kill the last ropter, kill the last ropter, kill it, no it's not her!

04:30:05.660 --> 04:30:11.900
Hold on, my Kale's getting literally finger blasted again, like I don't understand, just

04:30:11.900 --> 04:30:15.660
sit under the turd and hit the minions, you useless piece of fucking garbage.

04:30:15.660 --> 04:30:19.960
Okay, Joan top, Joan top, Joan top, Joan top, Joan top, Joan top, go for kill on him, go

04:30:19.960 --> 04:30:20.960
for kill on him, fuck it.

04:30:20.960 --> 04:30:22.460
Alright, don't worry, I'll save the game.

04:30:22.460 --> 04:30:23.460
Alright, press W, yes?

04:30:23.460 --> 04:30:30.460
No, don't lead with R. Don't lead with R. I want you to E and then hold Q. Flash for it. Yes, hold Q. Good.

04:30:30.460 --> 04:30:35.460
Okay, now keep fighting. Good. No smite. Use your smite.

04:30:39.460 --> 04:30:43.460
Okay, so now Jinx, I'm going to tell you something right now, right?

04:30:43.460 --> 04:30:48.460
And when I say this, you're never going to forget it ever again. There's a reason why I didn't tell you. Are you ready?

04:30:48.460 --> 04:30:51.460
Oh, he's in the stream. Oh, no, no, no.

04:30:51.460 --> 04:30:58.460
So, uh, GenC. GenC. In your inventory, what do you see in there?

04:30:58.460 --> 04:31:02.460
Well, watch the crab, but find later, find later. Look in your inventory.

04:31:02.460 --> 04:31:08.460
What, what do you, watch the crab? Watch the crab. What do you see in your item, hot bar?

04:31:08.460 --> 04:31:12.460
Um, my, oh my god.

04:31:12.460 --> 04:31:15.460
Bro, you shouldn't tell me to two though, in heat of the moment I forget.

04:31:15.460 --> 04:31:16.460
You should've told me to two, man, I would've-

04:31:16.460 --> 04:31:19.460
But no, no, no, because the thing is, I mean not telling you to two,

04:31:19.460 --> 04:31:24.820
It's now gonna make it so you never forget to use it because you're always gonna remember that you could have gotten that kill

04:31:24.820 --> 04:31:27.140
And you probably just lost your team the game cuz you didn't do it

04:31:30.860 --> 04:31:35.600
It's like there's a reason why it didn't do you got me yeah, I got you

04:31:38.260 --> 04:31:44.640
You care wall weak, okay, so after this you're gonna look on the gromp look on the ground here

04:31:44.640 --> 04:31:50.500
Bro, I feel like this game is still winnable because even though my team is literally the

04:31:50.500 --> 04:31:54.980
most disgusting human beings that I've ever roamed the planet, I still think the other

04:31:54.980 --> 04:31:59.180
team is probably also so bad they're just gonna int it all back to us.

04:31:59.180 --> 04:32:02.940
True, actually true.

04:32:02.940 --> 04:32:06.400
Because that's the thing, it's like, think of it like this, right?

04:32:06.400 --> 04:32:13.880
If you give a homeless man a thousand dollars, do you think he's going to invest it?

04:32:13.880 --> 04:32:18.000
Um, so how's he going to do that?

04:32:18.000 --> 04:32:19.000
Exactly.

04:32:19.000 --> 04:32:24.080
And it's the same with people using their gold gain in league to win games.

04:32:24.080 --> 04:32:29.100
Because at this elo, people might want to die, but if they do, most of the time it's

04:32:29.100 --> 04:32:30.100
by accident.

04:32:30.100 --> 04:32:31.100
I see.

04:32:31.100 --> 04:32:32.100
Yeah.

04:32:32.100 --> 04:32:33.100
Okay.

04:32:33.100 --> 04:32:34.100
Got it.

04:32:34.100 --> 04:32:39.300
I'm like you said you're already starting to use your cue like or your to like you're actually learning here

04:32:44.980 --> 04:32:49.340
So now you're gonna play on the Krugs and after Krugs I want to look on the dragging become the drag

04:32:52.180 --> 04:32:58.900
That kales 0 and 5 I can't wait to literally report the fuck out of this loser. Okay back up back up

04:32:58.900 --> 04:33:03.620
You don't want to fight this

04:33:05.620 --> 04:33:10.380
Now if I anything you're gonna are away actually arm on now on now walk up to me on now

04:33:11.180 --> 04:33:20.060
W and an art if you W gives you more our range go art. Yes hold Q hold Q good. Okay, so now fight the chest on a E

04:33:25.220 --> 04:33:27.220
All right, but you wouldn't even get back

04:33:27.220 --> 04:33:29.220
Yes, exactly

04:33:41.300 --> 04:33:43.300
Now you want to hear something crazy

04:33:45.540 --> 04:33:49.260
So by by your Bork, do you want to hear something crazy?

04:33:51.580 --> 04:33:54.940
So you said you're holding tab in that enemy young is a to now

04:33:54.940 --> 04:33:59.940
Yep. Mood of things, Yone is bad.

04:33:59.940 --> 04:34:04.940
One second.

04:34:04.940 --> 04:34:09.940
I mean, what a disgusting piece of shit.

04:34:09.940 --> 04:34:16.940
Alright, go for your blue first, remember, whenever you're going to go for the full clear, you start on your blue first. You're blue. You're blue. Blue. Blue.

04:34:16.940 --> 04:34:20.940
You always saw on the buff jinx, he always.

04:34:21.700 --> 04:34:29.540
Why did my kale have to feed the young though, I don't understand why isn't young a mid laner like what the fuck is even happening

04:34:30.060 --> 04:34:37.380
Yeah, but he can play like a middle or mid laner in top lane like well thing is that most mid laners can play top

04:34:42.460 --> 04:34:46.740
Oh, yeah, it's just fucked you're gonna have to run away you're gonna have to run away

04:34:46.740 --> 04:34:52.500
God, I hate this fucking game. Oh my fucking god.

04:34:52.500 --> 04:34:56.340
Kale feeds the Yone because Kale is literally fucking infant and now the

04:34:56.340 --> 04:35:00.540
Yone just kills all of us. Oh my god, this game is so fucking dog shit.

04:35:00.540 --> 04:35:05.940
Oh my god, this game is so fucking dog shit. Kale feeds the Yone and then the Yone

04:35:05.940 --> 04:35:12.420
kills all of us. Oh my god, Kale. Oh my god! You know, sometimes when I'm playing

04:35:12.420 --> 04:35:17.700
league I just I really wish like I just wasn't streaming man haha you'll kill

04:35:17.700 --> 04:35:25.660
you're a piece of shit Jinx see let me ask you oh in five Jinx see let me ask

04:35:25.660 --> 04:35:31.020
you a question your transformation is almost complete does this kale would

04:35:31.020 --> 04:35:38.820
this person be better off dead or alive bro like you I can't even answer my

04:35:38.820 --> 04:35:42.220
jinx you think about it I'm not gonna say yes but I'm not gonna say no I'm just

04:35:42.220 --> 04:35:46.120
not gonna answer I know it's right so it's like now that shows me that your

04:35:46.120 --> 04:35:50.320
metamorphosis is currently underway but there's gonna come a day one day

04:35:50.320 --> 04:35:54.200
Jamesy when it's like you're gonna scream back at me they're better off

04:35:54.200 --> 04:36:01.200
dead and I'll make sure it happens dude I just got a question mark pinged by my

04:36:01.200 --> 04:36:06.740
teammate yeah this is what I'm talking about this iron piece of literal

04:36:06.740 --> 04:36:10.900
garbage is paying me so now listen you're gonna look for the Raptors I'm on

04:36:10.900 --> 04:36:15.660
you're drunk man because you're probably gonna have to look for a play here but

04:36:15.660 --> 04:36:22.060
drunk drunk I don't want you to engage you have to wait out you're done oh

04:36:24.060 --> 04:36:32.100
young legendary oh kale oh my fucking god kale oh my god this fucking kale

04:36:32.100 --> 04:36:40.260
this motherfucking Kale man oh my god yonestan and oh Kale I literally oh oh

04:36:40.260 --> 04:36:46.060
just want to surrender I need to save time today Jynxie so I'm not even

04:36:46.060 --> 04:36:49.980
kidding I actually don't even I don't I think if I was to put faker in my

04:36:49.980 --> 04:36:54.940
position this game you would lose I'm not kidding if I logged into your

04:36:54.940 --> 04:37:04.220
come right now I would win the game like you can fight this

04:37:07.500 --> 04:37:11.900
can you report somebody multiple times I can update it

04:37:11.900 --> 04:37:13.900
I

04:37:19.220 --> 04:37:21.220
Kale started a surrender vote I

04:37:22.820 --> 04:37:26.420
Wanted to look top right now just ff and report Kale

04:37:28.900 --> 04:37:32.800
Jinks I want to look top the good news this air Kale's about to get a turret

04:37:32.980 --> 04:37:37.740
We'll eat you my wheels get some kills chase chase them chase them chase them chase them

04:37:37.740 --> 04:37:45.800
What are you saying, man?

04:37:45.800 --> 04:37:50.860
What the fuck are you saying, bro?

04:37:50.860 --> 04:37:54.280
I'm trying to get bronze, dude.

04:37:54.280 --> 04:37:56.580
You're chasing me into a coffin.

04:37:56.580 --> 04:37:58.580
Chase what, bro?

04:37:58.580 --> 04:37:59.580
Chase what?

04:37:59.580 --> 04:38:05.520
I just got Riley read it.

04:38:05.520 --> 04:38:07.520
Are you laughing over there?

04:38:07.520 --> 04:38:09.520
Are you fucking laughing?

04:38:11.520 --> 04:38:13.520
Jinx, you stop feeding.

04:38:13.520 --> 04:38:16.520
Yo, I don't know if you were like, dropped on your head 20 times as a child.

04:38:16.520 --> 04:38:20.520
I literally am only going negative because I died to the fad Yoan three times.

04:38:20.520 --> 04:38:22.520
And now I'm just behind.

04:38:22.520 --> 04:38:26.520
If Yoan just literally wasn't fad, I would not be going 2 and 7.

04:38:31.520 --> 04:38:34.520
Do you want to hear something really fucked up?

04:38:34.520 --> 04:38:36.520
What?

04:38:36.520 --> 04:38:38.520
High-vives is your kill this game?

04:38:38.520 --> 04:38:40.520
Yeah, right. If high-vives is my kill.

04:38:40.520 --> 04:38:42.520
Is there a way to like, team kill your teammates?

04:38:42.520 --> 04:38:44.520
Well, I don't know that I'm just kidding.

04:38:44.520 --> 04:38:46.520
I wanted to start attacking his character, literally,

04:38:46.520 --> 04:38:48.520
but then I was just bragging, man.

04:38:48.520 --> 04:38:50.520
Okay, so let's end.

04:38:50.520 --> 04:38:52.520
Jinxy, this is how you're going to win. Take this little portal.

04:38:52.520 --> 04:38:54.520
Well, watch the...

04:38:54.520 --> 04:38:56.520
Yeah, watch that portal. Watch that portal and right-click it.

04:38:58.520 --> 04:39:00.520
There still might be a way to come back.

04:39:00.520 --> 04:39:02.520
Now, I want you to check out the red buff,

04:39:02.520 --> 04:39:04.520
and then also check out their Krugs

04:39:04.520 --> 04:39:06.520
I mean lock in bro, let's go lock in

04:39:06.520 --> 04:39:10.520
what over the wall over this wall to see the Krugs

04:39:16.520 --> 04:39:20.520
okay so now get these Krugs then after it's all in here to recall

04:39:23.520 --> 04:39:25.520
why is Ash putting question marks?

04:39:25.520 --> 04:39:29.520
yo Ash, like I'll beat the shit out of you in in in game

04:39:29.520 --> 04:39:33.640
In game I will literally fucking knock your fucking teeth. Why are you pinging me?

04:39:35.040 --> 04:39:37.200
Okay, by the red boots by the red boots

04:39:38.400 --> 04:39:41.360
Okay, now walk out of base question marks on the iron bitch

04:39:42.920 --> 04:39:46.780
Okay, so now passed up actually I hate this fucking game so fucking much

04:39:47.920 --> 04:39:52.280
Okay, Jeng see so here we're gonna do I want you to back up back up a bit

04:39:52.280 --> 04:39:55.200
You need to wait for your team on your team walks up. That's when you're gonna fight

04:39:55.200 --> 04:40:01.200
Is there a way we can just like throw kale in the hot coming fabric?

04:40:01.200 --> 04:40:05.200
Kale, just go in and die like you've done all games so we can play your refrag or something.

04:40:05.200 --> 04:40:06.200
Make yourself useful.

04:40:06.200 --> 04:40:10.200
Cause then this time if you die, Kale, we can actually trade it and use you to a sack of fucking garbage.

04:40:10.200 --> 04:40:13.200
Okay, so like, now why don't you go in, go in, go in.

04:40:13.200 --> 04:40:16.200
Wait, Pussy?

04:40:16.200 --> 04:40:18.200
Wait, no, bad!

04:40:18.200 --> 04:40:22.200
So Yone can just sweep E, like, Muda, how are you ironed with this guy?

04:40:22.200 --> 04:40:29.200
Yeah, so Yonash has like two teleports and like three dashes.

04:40:29.200 --> 04:40:34.200
Slash all, chat.

04:40:34.200 --> 04:40:40.200
Don't forget to report Kale on your way out.

04:40:40.200 --> 04:40:43.200
Both teams.

04:40:43.200 --> 04:40:49.200
So no one ever experiences this again.

04:40:49.200 --> 04:40:56.180
Okay, again, I tell you something crazy, but you're gonna hate me for saying it what your kill might actually carry this game

04:41:01.080 --> 04:41:06.480
Carry what because Kale's our champion where it's like imagine

04:41:10.720 --> 04:41:16.320
No, think of it like this, okay Kale is like a champion where the second she gets to level 16

04:41:16.320 --> 04:41:22.640
She's literally the strongest champion in the entire game so as a result all you need is for to get three more levels

04:41:22.640 --> 04:41:24.640
And you just ends so when

04:41:30.600 --> 04:41:37.400
Okay, so Jin see this what we need to do, okay, I want you to go for the top top coach me. How do we talk about folk here?

04:41:39.640 --> 04:41:41.640
Don't forget your two

04:41:43.800 --> 04:41:45.800
Hey, run away run away run away

04:41:46.320 --> 04:41:51.320
Flash away, flash away, flash away, flash away.

04:41:51.320 --> 04:41:54.320
Too late.

04:41:59.320 --> 04:42:02.320
Okay, unironically it's not that bad.

04:42:02.320 --> 04:42:06.320
How is it not that bad? This is like Armageddon.

04:42:06.320 --> 04:42:09.320
Like, I actually don't even know if it can get worse than this.

04:42:09.320 --> 04:42:11.320
This is literally hell.

04:42:11.320 --> 04:42:13.320
Like, this is hell.

04:42:14.040 --> 04:42:18.160
This is as bad as it gets it's actually never been worse than this

04:42:19.080 --> 04:42:21.080
What what about this is not that bad?

04:42:21.640 --> 04:42:25.960
Well, thank you for this a jeng see because I'm not gonna say okay, so

04:42:28.040 --> 04:42:30.040
All I'm gonna say okay, so son

04:42:30.440 --> 04:42:36.140
So listen what we're gonna do now is I want to just run med and I want you to look for a med fight

04:42:36.140 --> 04:42:44.380
Just walk you need to walk back and forwards like you're thrusting

04:42:48.940 --> 04:42:54.700
Get back back back because you want to walk out of the brand's range, right? Let's say what it is

04:42:54.700 --> 04:42:55.700
is.

04:42:55.700 --> 04:42:56.700
Why are you laughing?

04:42:56.700 --> 04:43:01.700
I'm not trying to stream this for 75 hours.

04:43:01.700 --> 04:43:02.700
Why are you laughing?

04:43:02.700 --> 04:43:17.700
Jingsy someone said, fun boy, giving advice to jump jump.

04:43:17.700 --> 04:43:18.700
Okay, anyway, it's my bad.

04:43:18.700 --> 04:43:20.620
Okay, so now this we're going to do.

04:43:20.620 --> 04:43:22.140
Walk on your turd with your kill.

04:43:22.140 --> 04:43:23.140
With your kill.

04:43:23.140 --> 04:43:24.540
And now look for a fight.

04:43:24.540 --> 04:43:26.780
You have ult up, I want you to go in on this.

04:43:26.780 --> 04:43:27.780
Yes?

04:43:27.780 --> 04:43:28.780
Nice!

04:43:28.780 --> 04:43:29.780
Hold Q, hold Q.

04:43:29.780 --> 04:43:30.780
Alright this is good.

04:43:30.780 --> 04:43:34.180
So now Jinx, what you're going to want to do is I want you to actually take the red buff

04:43:34.180 --> 04:43:36.420
and then after the red buff you're going to go for the dragon.

04:43:36.420 --> 04:43:37.420
Alright?

04:43:37.420 --> 04:43:38.420
Red buff dragon.

04:43:38.420 --> 04:43:39.420
We're still fucking back, we're still fucking back.

04:43:39.420 --> 04:43:40.420
We're still fucking back.

04:43:40.420 --> 04:43:43.540
You can actually, no you actually win the shit.

04:43:43.540 --> 04:43:45.540
Go to the, go for the saw scale.

04:43:45.540 --> 04:43:46.540
I don't care.

04:43:46.540 --> 04:43:49.740
Yeah, saw us, saw us and then after the dragon, go.

04:43:49.740 --> 04:43:50.740
Good now dragon.

04:43:50.740 --> 04:43:51.740
We're still fucking back.

04:43:51.740 --> 04:43:52.740
We're still fucking back.

04:43:52.740 --> 04:43:53.740
We're still fucking back.

04:43:53.740 --> 04:43:57.540
back so fucking back okay so now you literally just found this I wanted a

04:43:57.540 --> 04:44:01.740
whole tab how many dragons does the enemy team ever see okay so you're denying

04:44:01.740 --> 04:44:06.340
so what this you need this dragon so remember you're gonna be a 1400 damage

04:44:06.340 --> 04:44:14.940
smite and you're gonna take it okay use your cue press to press to come on

04:44:14.940 --> 04:44:18.060
jinx you have more abilities nowadays you got to make sure you're using them

04:44:18.060 --> 04:44:32.220
Q. Smite. Hold Q. Okay, so now listen, your Kale is level 15 though. All we need is for

04:44:32.220 --> 04:44:39.660
her to get 16 and then you win. Why at 16 does Kale win? Because she gets a level 3 ultimate.

04:44:41.980 --> 04:44:47.900
And her level 3 ultimate gives her like 50% more damage. So one could even say that Kale

04:44:47.900 --> 04:44:50.000
Scales

04:44:50.000 --> 04:44:55.640
With those fucking genius. Yeah, wait Jeng see nobody's ever said that before

04:44:59.840 --> 04:45:03.460
If this is fine as long as killed doesn't die this is fine, oh

04:45:07.320 --> 04:45:12.640
Okay, you clear the minion wave the minion wave the minion wave you just hit the minion wave as long as you kill the minions

04:45:12.640 --> 04:45:15.400
You went smite that one million that one million over there

04:45:17.900 --> 04:45:22.780
Like there's a fucking firing squad man. What minion dip jacks?

04:45:33.100 --> 04:45:36.740
I saw what you're gonna type there. Yeah, but I stopped myself

04:45:39.300 --> 04:45:41.300
Okay

04:45:41.540 --> 04:45:43.540
I'm ironically not bad

04:45:43.700 --> 04:45:46.100
Okay, what is not bad?

04:45:46.100 --> 04:45:53.260
The Kale fed the Yone coupling fed him and then the Yone had his way with my ass

04:45:54.540 --> 04:45:56.540
What's not bad?

04:45:56.580 --> 04:46:00.080
Listen, it could be worse. You could be Muda. He has a 46% on rate

04:46:02.660 --> 04:46:06.940
God I really hope everybody reported Kale. So James you listen this what we're gonna do, okay?

04:46:06.940 --> 04:46:11.220
I want you to press play again and queue up while you're doing that open up Muda's stream

04:46:11.220 --> 04:46:16.360
If he's winning you instantly close it if he's losing then you just instantly

04:46:17.220 --> 04:46:22.540
We watch while you're in Q. Okay, because remember we need to hate watch while we're in Q

04:46:24.340 --> 04:46:29.980
He's he's uh, he's winning close out was up. Oh, wait wait wait, let's see if he wants his fight

04:46:30.300 --> 04:46:35.900
Yeah, close out. Don't don't watch this. We don't watch this anymore. Okay, so now play again and then queue up

04:46:35.900 --> 04:46:47.740
look on the right side we only lost 17 RP so we gained 23 we lose 17 if we have a 50%

04:46:47.740 --> 04:46:54.700
1% edge we gain about 6 LP every hour yeah we're gonna be here for 48 hours we need to

04:46:54.700 --> 04:47:00.100
go to winning streak like we will bro I'm telling you you're only about like four wins away

04:47:00.100 --> 04:47:02.600
If you get four wins, you're bronze.

04:47:02.600 --> 04:47:04.100
Yo, pause.

04:47:04.100 --> 04:47:08.500
Jack, I understand it's funny to be all demonic and...

04:47:08.500 --> 04:47:11.200
Oh, two and eleven, Kevin. Two and eleven, Kevin.

04:47:11.200 --> 04:47:13.100
Here, Jack, here's my actual stats.

04:47:13.100 --> 04:47:15.200
I don't have an inting piece of shit on my team.

04:47:15.200 --> 04:47:16.200
Okay?

04:47:16.200 --> 04:47:18.300
Eighteen and five, eleven assists.

04:47:18.300 --> 04:47:19.700
Highest yes in the lobby.

04:47:19.700 --> 04:47:21.500
Fifteen and three, four assists.

04:47:21.500 --> 04:47:22.700
Highest yes in the lobby.

04:47:22.700 --> 04:47:24.200
Six and one, seven assists.

04:47:24.200 --> 04:47:25.900
Hundred and seventy, yes.

04:47:25.900 --> 04:47:28.100
When I go two and eleven, it's because Kao goes

04:47:28.100 --> 04:47:32.260
0 and 6 and then feeds the Yone and then the Yone has his way with my ass.

04:47:32.820 --> 04:47:38.340
If Kale just sat under the tower and didn't show off his 49 IQ, we would have won the game.

04:47:38.340 --> 04:47:42.740
But because Kale was not capable of just sitting behind the tower, we all lose.

04:47:43.620 --> 04:47:48.100
You guys understand that, right? I don't actually go negative. I carry the ever-living

04:47:48.100 --> 04:47:53.060
fuck out of my team. The last three games I've played, I have been the sole reason why you win.

04:47:53.060 --> 04:47:58.020
Every fucking time. I'm LeBron on the calves after Kyrie Irving got injured.

04:47:58.020 --> 04:48:02.340
Literally, that's me. All my teammates have to do is be carryable.

04:48:02.340 --> 04:48:05.220
If they are carryable, we will win.

04:48:05.220 --> 04:48:09.540
But if they go 0-6 in the 9 minutes, yes, that's a real stat.

04:48:09.540 --> 04:48:14.020
9 minutes. If they go 0-6 in 9 minutes, we will not win, ever.

04:48:18.020 --> 04:48:20.020
Janksy, do you want to hear what someone said?

04:48:20.020 --> 04:48:21.020
What?

04:48:22.020 --> 04:48:27.020
Move the viewbotting. Only he could cheat streaming.

04:48:28.020 --> 04:48:30.020
easy for you buddy

04:48:58.020 --> 04:49:18.980
Yeah, just earn a share of off we don't want to watch him on

04:49:18.980 --> 04:49:20.980
I

04:49:29.700 --> 04:49:33.740
Said I'm not getting off to bronze and I'm not so I need I need to lock it

04:49:33.740 --> 04:49:38.180
All right, I'm not gonna stream for 75 hours. Okay. I need to lock it

04:49:38.180 --> 04:49:41.620
Okay, so let's have like three marathons in the next month, bro

04:49:41.620 --> 04:49:46.900
This is not gonna turn into what we mean three marathons. I'm doing a hardcore Minecraft miracle on

04:49:46.900 --> 04:49:53.820
I'm doing a the last of us part one and two marathon, and I'm doing a Lego Batman marathon, which is a punishment by most

04:49:54.620 --> 04:49:56.620
But what do you mean most is punishing you?

04:49:58.020 --> 04:50:01.300
Why'd you smile when you said that you sick demented fuck?

04:50:01.540 --> 04:50:05.900
No, like I lost a wager to most bra. I lost a wager. I'm not getting punished in my ass

04:50:06.300 --> 04:50:11.260
Wait, sir. Tell me that you lost a wager instead of wanting money. He wanted you to play Lego Batman

04:50:12.260 --> 04:50:16.740
Yes for he said 36 hours, but I'm playing till completion, which is 15 hours

04:50:16.900 --> 04:50:22.900
So I have three marathons for the next month, and if this turns into a fourth, I might actually kill myself in GTA.

04:50:22.900 --> 04:50:27.900
Wait, what if this stream ends up lasting so long that you can't even do the Minecraft run with Ron?

04:50:27.900 --> 04:50:33.900
Well, if this stream ends up literally taking six days to get Ron's, then I'm better off just not being alive.

04:50:33.900 --> 04:50:38.900
Wait, no, we actually need to lock in, bro, because I only have four days left.

04:50:38.900 --> 04:50:39.900
So what?

04:50:39.900 --> 04:50:43.900
Till our fucking bed ends, don't you remember?

04:50:43.900 --> 04:50:50.900
Yeah, bro, exactly. Yes, exactly. Yo, should I end on YouTube so we can listen to music?

04:50:50.900 --> 04:50:56.900
Or no. Or video. Or leave it. What do you want to do?

04:50:56.900 --> 04:51:00.900
Leave it for now. I think what we do is you end on YouTube when you're like one went away.

04:51:00.900 --> 04:51:03.900
Okay, got it, got it, got it. Okay, deal with it.

04:51:03.900 --> 04:51:07.900
How many wins away am I from bronze? Or is it better to not even ask that question right now?

04:51:07.900 --> 04:51:09.900
Right now you're only four.

04:51:09.900 --> 04:51:12.900
What do you mean? I'm four wins away from bronze?

04:51:12.900 --> 04:51:14.900
Yes, 34

04:51:15.940 --> 04:51:17.940
Dude, well, I yes

04:51:18.020 --> 04:51:21.320
Wait on your mother's life. I'm forward. Yes on my mother's life

04:51:22.180 --> 04:51:24.420
Why am I only forward? That's nothing

04:51:25.500 --> 04:51:30.980
Jinksy, I hope you know your YouTube chat is there just one guy spamming the same letter over and over again

04:51:31.300 --> 04:51:34.040
Is it a seven? It's a W

04:51:34.040 --> 04:51:44.760
I hope you know your entire YouTube chat is just sitting there begging for their life

04:51:44.760 --> 04:51:54.760
Okay poker I barely even know her no don't end what why W. Don't test LL this is like

04:51:54.760 --> 04:52:02.600
historic Germany lol so far as wanted to rest I think they're saying that it's like your

04:52:02.600 --> 04:52:04.600
YouTube chat is just impressed.

04:52:04.600 --> 04:52:09.960
Thank you just randomly end and then they're just like left funding for themselves

04:52:11.280 --> 04:52:13.900
Wait, so I'm only four wins away from brawns

04:52:15.080 --> 04:52:17.080
Yep

04:52:17.080 --> 04:52:19.080
Bro, I can get this. Like bro come on

04:52:20.120 --> 04:52:21.400
Just one more straight.

04:52:21.400 --> 04:52:25.400
Like yes, you can actually do it genuinely. Yes, it's a hundred percent possible

04:52:26.000 --> 04:52:28.200
Bro wait, so it's only four wins per

04:52:28.200 --> 04:52:34.840
Yep, well for you yes because don't forget you're plus 23 LP and right now you have 9 LP

04:52:34.840 --> 04:52:39.080
So yeah, if you win four in a row, maybe only five would probably four

04:52:42.320 --> 04:52:45.800
Okay, so this we're gonna show okay, you're gonna play for the top two bot folk here

04:52:45.800 --> 04:52:49.400
Then afterwards we're gonna look for either a bot play or we're gonna look for crab, okay?

04:52:50.920 --> 04:52:56.400
Hey, it's already off to a better start than last game because last game Kale was already dead, so this is good true

04:52:56.400 --> 04:53:02.240
that literal piece of fucking human garbage please never touch this game again

04:53:02.240 --> 04:53:06.000
so James let me ask you a question the only game where you can actually burn

04:53:06.000 --> 04:53:10.960
somebody's entire like day to ruin like single-handedly so I'm asking a question

04:53:10.960 --> 04:53:15.080
destroy your day sing on the top if the only way for you to ensure that that

04:53:15.080 --> 04:53:19.680
kill never gone your team again is for that kill to die would you take that

04:53:19.680 --> 04:53:27.060
deal bro I already told you man um I'm not gonna say yes and I'm not gonna say

04:53:27.060 --> 04:53:34.720
no so imagine it's a secret vote which one would you vote for

04:53:34.720 --> 04:53:53.400
Okay, so what we're going to do now is you're going to look for the blue into the gromp.

04:53:53.400 --> 04:53:55.400
Got it.

04:53:55.400 --> 04:54:01.200
Okay, so you're going to do blue gromp, and then after this you're going to go for the

04:54:01.200 --> 04:54:02.200
crab.

04:54:02.200 --> 04:54:03.200
Okay, got it.

04:54:03.200 --> 04:54:15.560
well looks like I got dog shit team number two what's happening again just

04:54:15.560 --> 04:54:19.220
make yourself carryable and I will carry well like what is happening don't

04:54:19.220 --> 04:54:23.100
worry and listen it just get close but this is free I want you to run shade

04:54:23.100 --> 04:54:33.240
bot here okay go for it solid bot oh you can fight this he's invisible just

04:54:33.240 --> 04:54:42.960
chase him and hold Q oh no on the shake of the shake oh the shake oh yo useless

04:54:42.960 --> 04:54:52.440
team walk up walk up walk up walk up

04:54:53.100 --> 04:55:09.180
Okay, Jengzee, if you were to focus Shaco thought that entire time you would have won, so you

04:55:09.180 --> 04:55:10.180
need to remember-

04:55:10.180 --> 04:55:12.500
I broke his Timo because he's one foot tall and he was level two.

04:55:12.500 --> 04:55:13.500
Sorry.

04:55:13.500 --> 04:55:15.500
I broke his Timo because he's one foot tall and he's level two.

04:55:15.500 --> 04:55:17.500
Sorry for being a human being and thinking.

04:55:17.500 --> 04:55:20.420
Well, he was four HP, so it's like-

04:55:20.420 --> 04:55:21.980
Yeah, but he's level two and he's one foot tall.

04:55:21.980 --> 04:55:25.740
I thought I would literally two shot him. I don't know Timo was made out of metal I guess

04:55:33.580 --> 04:55:35.580
We would shake would just sudden all chat

04:55:37.500 --> 04:55:45.440
Nice nice now watch your raptors watch your raptors your raptors. Don't go for the stop kill Jinx he presses he and we already said in chat

04:55:45.440 --> 04:55:56.240
get fucked baldy oh yo drew levin got somebody for you drew levin i got one drew levin wake up

04:55:56.240 --> 04:56:05.600
i got one for you cool stream sniping piece of human garbage okay so son this we're gonna do

04:56:05.600 --> 04:56:10.080
okay you're gonna look for the the raptors after the raptors you're gonna clear your bot side

04:56:10.080 --> 04:56:13.400
Because even though he's stream sniping, you subbed away, right?

04:56:14.040 --> 04:56:16.040
Yeah

04:56:21.560 --> 04:56:26.220
I'm gonna do five push-ups for every death you have today. I'm gonna be Mr. Olympia

04:56:26.720 --> 04:56:30.160
Months, I ban this guy. Five to zero on the kill counter as well

04:56:31.280 --> 04:56:37.480
So another worthless team. Oh my fucking god. Yeah, but it can still scale on alive myself in GTA

04:56:37.480 --> 04:56:39.480
Jinxy, it can still scale.

04:56:39.480 --> 04:56:41.480
Scale! Can they just sit behind the tower?

04:56:46.480 --> 04:56:48.480
Okay, so listen, this is what we're going to do, okay?

04:56:48.480 --> 04:56:54.480
You're going to look for the gromp, and then after the gromp, we're going to see if we can look for, uh, botcrab.

04:56:54.480 --> 04:56:57.480
Okay? So I want you to join over Jarvan right now.

04:57:01.480 --> 04:57:03.480
So now we have two options.

04:57:03.480 --> 04:57:12.060
Option one is we can, yep, so here what we can do is we can look for the dragon.

04:57:12.060 --> 04:57:14.900
Now the only problem with the dragon is that they can test it.

04:57:14.900 --> 04:57:16.940
So I want you to auto-word and then walk back.

04:57:16.940 --> 04:57:18.260
You need to walk back.

04:57:18.260 --> 04:57:19.660
Drag the dragon out.

04:57:19.660 --> 04:57:21.060
Your team needs to be with you.

04:57:21.060 --> 04:57:24.180
If you're, no, no, no, you need to back off, just back off now.

04:57:24.180 --> 04:57:25.180
Back off now.

04:57:25.180 --> 04:57:28.220
Yeah, just run away, just run away.

04:57:28.220 --> 04:57:35.220
If you go for this, you're gonna die. I'm telling you right now.

04:57:38.460 --> 04:57:41.480
Alright, so here what you're gonna do is you're gonna just buy your items.

04:57:41.480 --> 04:57:44.260
TMA, there you go, play the Rune King, T1 boots, whatever.

04:57:44.260 --> 04:57:47.200
And then after you're gonna look for the red buff.

04:57:47.200 --> 04:57:52.500
So red buff, talked about full clear, and then you're gonna be good.

04:57:52.500 --> 04:57:56.940
What did Muda say in my chat?

04:57:56.940 --> 04:57:59.940
He said, you're so ass, lalala.

04:58:01.940 --> 04:58:02.940
Did he actually type that?

04:58:02.940 --> 04:58:03.940
Yeah.

04:58:07.940 --> 04:58:09.940
What do you have to say to him, GenC?

04:58:09.940 --> 04:58:11.940
I'm just gonna let the numbers speak for themselves, bro.

04:58:11.940 --> 04:58:13.940
I'm just gonna be, what's it called?

04:58:13.940 --> 04:58:16.940
I'm just gonna let the numbers speak for themselves, I'm just gonna be bronze today.

04:58:16.940 --> 04:58:19.940
I don't care what I have to do, I'm not getting off of your bronze.

04:58:19.940 --> 04:58:20.940
Yep.

04:58:20.940 --> 04:58:23.940
And guess what, when you hit bronze, you don't rank Muda as gonna be?

04:58:24.940 --> 04:58:25.940
Ivan.

04:58:25.940 --> 04:58:29.460
Exactly. That motherfucker's gonna demote. That's what matters.

04:58:32.460 --> 04:58:35.460
Okay, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna look on the wrappers.

04:58:38.020 --> 04:58:40.580
Just look for the wrappers and afterwards see if you can look mid.

04:58:46.540 --> 04:58:49.420
So here what you're gonna do is you're gonna look for the top cap.

04:58:49.940 --> 04:58:52.780
Yeah, no, look for the top cap, top cap, top cap, top cap, yep.

04:58:52.780 --> 04:58:59.780
Because the thing is that Shaco just got the dragon, so it means that you get the crab and then you can also invade his top side.

04:58:59.780 --> 04:59:03.780
And then maybe invade his ass too.

04:59:03.780 --> 04:59:09.780
Yes, you need to enter both of his cheeks and just start sliding in and out of there like you're a burger.

04:59:09.780 --> 04:59:11.780
So take his blue buff?

04:59:11.780 --> 04:59:12.780
Yes.

04:59:12.780 --> 04:59:16.780
Now I want you to ward over this wall, press 4 over the wall so we can see who's coming.

04:59:16.780 --> 04:59:18.780
Then fight him, fight him, fight him, fight him.

04:59:18.780 --> 04:59:20.780
I ulted him?

04:59:20.780 --> 04:59:22.780
Oh...

04:59:22.780 --> 04:59:23.780
Okay.

04:59:23.780 --> 04:59:24.780
Wow.

04:59:24.780 --> 04:59:25.780
Uh...

04:59:25.780 --> 04:59:26.780
Okay.

04:59:26.780 --> 04:59:28.780
Yeah, keep on...

04:59:28.780 --> 04:59:29.780
Keep on going...

04:59:29.780 --> 04:59:30.780
No!

04:59:30.780 --> 04:59:31.780
No!

04:59:31.780 --> 04:59:32.780
I don't know which one is him, bro.

04:59:32.780 --> 04:59:35.780
Like, what type of demonic shit is this?

04:59:35.780 --> 04:59:36.780
I ulted him and then I ulted away.

04:59:36.780 --> 04:59:39.780
Like, what type of demonic fucking bullshit is that?

04:59:39.780 --> 04:59:40.780
Oh no, you missed, Geralt.

04:59:40.780 --> 04:59:41.780
There's two...

04:59:41.780 --> 04:59:42.780
Yo, shh.

04:59:42.780 --> 04:59:44.780
There's two sheikahs?

04:59:44.780 --> 04:59:45.780
There's two sheikahs?

04:59:45.780 --> 04:59:46.780
Two sheikahs.

04:59:46.780 --> 04:59:47.780
Yeah.

04:59:47.780 --> 04:59:48.780
Yes.

04:59:48.780 --> 04:59:49.780
Yes.

04:59:49.780 --> 04:59:52.300
Now, I know that.

04:59:52.300 --> 04:59:53.300
How do I know which one's him?

04:59:53.300 --> 04:59:54.780
Is there a way to know or is he just guessing?

04:59:54.780 --> 04:59:59.300
Well, like there for example, the thing is that you had your red buff on, right?

04:59:59.300 --> 05:00:00.980
Your red buff on the real one.

05:00:00.980 --> 05:00:05.060
So the second two pop up, you know about the one with the red buff on it is the real

05:00:05.060 --> 05:00:06.060
one.

05:00:06.060 --> 05:00:07.060
Did I end up getting the buff there?

05:00:07.060 --> 05:00:08.060
I got the buff at least, right?

05:00:08.060 --> 05:00:09.060
No, you didn't.

05:00:09.060 --> 05:00:10.060
You lost it too.

05:00:10.060 --> 05:00:11.060
Okay.

05:00:11.060 --> 05:00:15.260
Okay, so what you're going to do now is you're going to play for the blue and then afterwards

05:00:15.260 --> 05:00:22.260
you can clear the rest of your bot side, okay?

05:00:22.900 --> 05:00:24.540
still want a more, right coach?

05:00:24.540 --> 05:00:28.940
yeah, easily

05:00:28.940 --> 05:00:35.940
so why not look for the wolves after?

05:00:36.180 --> 05:00:39.900
so you're gonna go wolves and after wolves, I'm gonna want you to look on your

05:00:39.900 --> 05:00:43.900
the crugs into raptors. Then you can look on the botcrab. Alright?

05:00:43.900 --> 05:00:45.900
Okay.

05:00:50.900 --> 05:00:52.900
What is that? No way. What is that?

05:00:52.900 --> 05:00:56.900
Oh god, I don't know. Sometimes my mouse randomly makes noises.

05:00:56.900 --> 05:01:00.900
Okay, crugs, crugs, no raptors, crugs. Yep.

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Shaco's here.

05:01:04.900 --> 05:01:07.900
Well, it's a good thing you're gonna fucking kill him then.

05:01:07.900 --> 05:01:13.520
Press W press W and chase him press W and chase press W W. All right now. Just follow the blood trail

05:01:14.300 --> 05:01:16.300
Are

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Chase it first

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Are are if you get in range now now you got one

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Saying what are you saying?

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Just let me

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Fuck

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running into three people coach the fuck okay listen to be fair to be fair I

05:01:42.180 --> 05:01:46.580
genuinely did not know that this that was there either like I thought that it

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would have just been the other shake out okay listen listen tensions are running

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high right I know it's a bit aggravating it's a bit annoying but we can

05:02:05.480 --> 05:02:09.420
still get this one easily we just need to lock it in right now okay so what you're

05:02:09.420 --> 05:02:11.980
gonna do is you're gonna go for the wrappers after the wrappers I'm gonna

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want to your drone mid and bot because how we're gonna win this is we're gonna

05:02:14.820 --> 05:02:18.780
have to find like weird kills okay so you're gonna take these wrappers here and

05:02:18.780 --> 05:02:22.740
then I want to your drone bot while you're clearing us bot bot bot bot bot

05:02:22.740 --> 05:02:26.300
not mid okay so after this you're gonna run shade bot we're gonna see we're not

05:02:26.300 --> 05:02:29.620
Finally kill on the team. Oh, you're all this up in like 30 seconds

05:02:29.700 --> 05:02:34.220
So as long as we can actually look for a pair on there it could work now go for the bot crab

05:02:34.500 --> 05:02:36.660
Bob crab is up. We know Bob crab is up

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So reason why we know Bob crab is up is because if we look at the rivers, right?

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It's like that's the only place where there's anything so now shake. We just got this. We know she goes both side

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So now go for your gromp

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You know now I want to chase us and you chase this now. We're not chasing

05:03:20.860 --> 05:03:24.180
red and then after the red what you're going to do is we're going to see if you

05:03:24.180 --> 05:03:27.580
can look on the dragon okay you're only missing a little bit of gold for your

05:03:27.580 --> 05:03:31.420
brother and king so once you get that it's gonna be a good items fight too I

05:03:31.420 --> 05:03:35.980
want to join med John med John med

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give up mid walk mid walk mid now now now now now mid mid mid now now now okay

05:03:42.460 --> 05:03:46.660
you're gonna go for the Zed here does that do not lead with our hold Q first

05:03:46.660 --> 05:03:52.420
are are now are now good okay nice now take the camera take away take the

05:03:52.420 --> 05:04:03.020
way make sure you're passing your to are you into on purpose like are you

05:04:03.020 --> 05:04:08.060
actually into on purpose no I'm not what the fuck is going on and I broke my

05:04:08.060 --> 05:04:13.220
camera take the wave what the fuck are you saying so it was an over level full

05:04:13.220 --> 05:04:16.740
Well, shake it in front of me and I'm half-elked.

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Take what wave?

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So, J-C-

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What wave?

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OK, J-C, are you going to listen?

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My God!

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The fuck is wrong with your brain?

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Better fucking ignore it, you man!

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God damn it!

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What wave?

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What?

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Holy shit!

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I'm just going to do my own thing, bro.

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Fuck.

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J-C-

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Oh my God!

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Listen, your team has done 15 kills. The thing is that their inting for cannonweb is unironically not even that bad

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Because you getting any resources at all could help you for later, right?

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So now what I wanted to do is I wanted to look for the Krugs and after Krugs you're gonna look on the Raptors

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So you're gonna go Krugs Raptors. We saw that Shaco's bot

05:05:00.340 --> 05:05:04.980
So what you could also do is you could maybe head to the topside now. I'm gonna assume that as topside's gone

05:05:04.980 --> 05:05:08.980
So it's not actually that great of a play. What do I do when Shaco turns into two people?

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Can you explain that?

05:05:10.320 --> 05:05:11.420
The fuck do I do?

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You die.

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Okay.

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All right.

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So now what we're gonna do is you're gonna walk

05:05:16.140 --> 05:05:18.620
through this little passage to your left over here

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and you're gonna gang said follow the bar trail,

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press W, press W, press W, press W.

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There you go and now fight him.

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Hold Q, hold Q.

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There you go, good.

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Auto attack, auto attack, auto attack.

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There you go, that's good.

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So now what you're gonna have to do is you're gonna get

05:05:32.900 --> 05:05:34.460
two one boots and you're gonna start building

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your plated steel caps, okay?

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Good.

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So now how it's going to work is you're going to respawn instantly upon respawning.

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You're going to look for the blue and then you're going to full clear your bot side.

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The next objective coming up is a Herald in about 20 seconds, but we can all really look

05:05:58.660 --> 05:06:13.420
for that here okay so you're gonna look for this here clear the bot side and then

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afterwards I'm actually want to go wolves and then Grom so don't take Grom

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bobs do wolves Grom what was Grom and then after this we're gonna walk bot

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and we're gonna see if we can hover Klan for a kill on someone

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My camera's broken. Yeah, my camera's broken.

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It's okay, we'll deal with it after the game.

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The camera is fucking broken, man.

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Okay.

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So here, I want you to play for the Gromp, and then after this, I want you to start joining bot.

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Join bot, let's see what's going on here.

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Okay, so send this bush, don't walk out of it.

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Back up.

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You do not want to fight this, just shake it, okay, K.L. are you?

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Back up, back up, back up.

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being him drill oh my fucking god oh my fucking god why does Shaco not take

05:07:29.420 --> 05:07:34.860
damage why the fuck does Shaco not take damage why I'm so confused so why does

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Shaco not take damage no no you're gonna explain it why why it's the

05:07:38.620 --> 05:07:42.900
unhittable I flashed I ulted him nothing happened I flashed him and I held

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you nothing happened what the fuck is this character okay so you miss your

05:07:48.180 --> 05:07:52.540
alt and then Teemo blinded you I didn't miss my ult I ulted on him and he went

05:07:52.540 --> 05:07:56.080
invisible. You're literally like an iron off a pack drum. What are you saying? I

05:07:56.080 --> 05:08:01.120
ulted him and I went through his body. Are you fucking blind or what man? I

05:08:01.120 --> 05:08:08.320
opened him. He just went through him. I tapped him and he was like, I'm blind enough!

05:08:08.880 --> 05:08:18.220
The team of blinded you! Now do you want to win or do you want to win? Fuck! This game is

05:08:18.220 --> 05:08:20.220
winnable go do the Herald NOOOOO

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GOD DAMN IT

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sorry don't test I didn't know Timo could blind me I'm sorry

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get this now

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so you're gonna take the Herald now

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now I'm fucking pissed

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so you're gonna get this Herald here

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Shaco is mid you're gonna have to smite it at 1400

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make sure that you hit the I

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the enemy Shaco just died

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so you might even be able to look on the enemy topside here

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Now, take the eye, take the eye, TAKE THE EYE!

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PRACK!

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And now go to his top side, his top side.

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Alright, now go for the Gromp.

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You're gonna take the Gromp here, and then after this, you're gonna recall.

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You don't wanna go for the wolves because he could kill you on it.

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Now drone over Medan Bot.

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Right click here to the time, Nick. There you go. Now go bot. I want you to go bot. You're going bot here.

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Your team is all looking for player on bot side, so you're going to match where your team is.

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Okay, walk through the jungle. See if you can maybe look towards mid.

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At this point, I just wanted you looking for opportunities.

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So now walk mid. Mid, mid, mid. The kaisa is going all in. You need to kill her. Go.

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Hold Q on her.

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Okay, good.

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So now, Zed is dead.

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Go to the dragon.

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The dragon!

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THE DRAGON!

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THE DRAGON!

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GOD DAMN IT!

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FUCKING LISTEN!

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So you're gonna get this dragon here, okay?

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I think the bot crab is up.

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If the crab is up, take the crab then drag.

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Now start pinging the dragon.

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Hold tab for a second.

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I need to see how many dragons teams have.

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So they have two drags.

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You need to get this if you want to win.

05:10:09.220 --> 05:10:13.700
to win. Remember your smite is a thousand four hundred. If anybody's can't contest

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here, it's only gonna be the Shaco. He's gonna contest it, you need to smite out a

05:10:17.540 --> 05:10:21.700
thousand four hundred. You need to. There you go, good. So now he's in there, kill

05:10:21.700 --> 05:10:27.460
him, kill him, kill him. There you go, kill him. Nice! There, fucking cocksucker.

05:10:27.460 --> 05:10:32.940
Reset right now. Reset right now, you're gonna go to kill the Mundo and base.

05:10:32.940 --> 05:10:43.260
by this titanic hydro now walk straight top good fight the Mundo fight the Mundo

05:10:43.260 --> 05:10:48.900
alright you didn't hold Q so now you need to run away actually wait no keep

05:10:48.900 --> 05:10:53.940
fighting your Q is up in a second go for that keep fighting keep fighting keep

05:10:53.940 --> 05:11:00.580
fighting keep fighting okay Q the Dominion wave here or

05:11:00.580 --> 05:11:03.580
Hold E, alright, yeah, there you go.

05:11:03.580 --> 05:11:04.580
You don't want to chase the ward.

05:11:04.580 --> 05:11:06.580
So now what I want to do is chase the bar trail now.

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Play the chase the bar trail now, because your team is in position.

05:11:09.580 --> 05:11:11.580
I want you to ult.

05:11:16.580 --> 05:11:21.580
Okay, so what we're going to do now is you're going to go for the top to bot full clear, okay?

05:11:22.580 --> 05:11:23.580
I'm so sorry, sir.

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No, it's fine.

05:11:26.580 --> 05:11:28.580
I'm so sorry, sir.

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just do what needs to be done. So Shaco's right there. See if you can turn on the Shaco.

05:11:33.580 --> 05:11:37.580
Go back on the red. So you're only going to go for the Shaco if he walks up here.

05:11:37.580 --> 05:11:41.580
So now what you're going to do is you're going to go for the wrappers.

05:11:41.580 --> 05:11:45.580
And then after this you're going to look for the ball slide clear.

05:11:45.580 --> 05:11:50.580
So you're going to finish these wrappers. Finish them. Finish them. Finish them. Auto.

05:11:50.580 --> 05:11:54.580
Okay, there you go. And now you're going to go for the wolves.

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Okay, wolves, wolves, wolves, wolves.

05:12:01.220 --> 05:12:04.340
So now I wanted to, no we can't look for anything there.

05:12:04.340 --> 05:12:07.060
They might go for the barn if they do it, it is what it is, we can't fight it.

05:12:07.060 --> 05:12:10.060
So now go for the blue and then after go for the grump.

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Dragon's up in about, uh, Skograp is up in about 25 seconds, that's what we're gonna

05:12:16.700 --> 05:12:18.500
want to play for here.

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Grump, grump, grump, grump, fuck!

05:12:24.100 --> 05:12:30.840
You need to listen to a plan if the call is blue into crab into gromp

05:12:30.840 --> 05:12:36.720
And then you can look for the crab and the crab has 20 seconds then you should automatically register. It's the next play

05:12:37.300 --> 05:12:38.420
focus

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So now look for this crab

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It's fun. It's it's still an okay play to make so you're gonna take this crab and then after you're gonna go bot

05:12:47.380 --> 05:12:53.280
Out of this you're instantly running bot instantly running bot now now now the Mundo the Mundo kill Frankenstein

05:12:53.280 --> 05:13:03.520
again. Follow the bud send, follow the bud trail. Follow it. Just auto deter it, auto

05:13:03.520 --> 05:13:09.040
deter it, auto deter it. Push this wave and then go for the next, next stir it too. See

05:13:09.040 --> 05:13:13.600
if the Krugs are up. If the Krugs are up you take them. Here, here, right here, the Krugs.

05:13:13.600 --> 05:13:19.560
Okay, go for the Krugs, the Krugs. Ah, actually go for the Mononow, go for the Mononow. Yep.

05:13:19.560 --> 05:13:23.420
good now hit the turret the turret the turret back up let the minion wave tank

05:13:23.420 --> 05:13:26.420
your tanking right now and then I want you to queue the minions while you're

05:13:26.420 --> 05:13:29.980
walking actually now go for this is fine so go for the Krugs and afterwards

05:13:29.980 --> 05:13:35.820
you're gonna recall I want you to hold tab after you recall hold tab hold tab so

05:13:35.820 --> 05:13:40.020
now I'm assessing damage types enemy team is mostly physical damage we're gonna

05:13:40.020 --> 05:13:44.860
want to buy armor so you're gonna buy death's dance second one all right now

05:13:44.860 --> 05:13:49.380
go top top top TMO is overextending follow him I want you to be inside his

05:13:49.380 --> 05:13:52.640
his whole string see like it's fucking Christmas morning and you just got

05:13:52.640 --> 05:13:58.640
fucking hand-delivered that little fucker do you understand me chase it chase

05:13:58.640 --> 05:14:06.720
it chase it now you're gonna eat now you know and then you're gonna hold Q and

05:14:06.720 --> 05:14:11.760
then you're gonna recastory that's fine whatever back up now go for the Krugs

05:14:11.760 --> 05:14:15.800
Krugs into I know I know I'm gonna grump and even me and me grump and we

05:14:15.800 --> 05:14:20.460
ground because now you want to play with your team okay now go to Kalin go

05:14:20.460 --> 05:14:25.740
to Kalin because it's about playing where your team is right no start

05:14:25.740 --> 05:14:34.620
pinging you have to look on this kaisa go for the the Raptors

05:14:45.800 --> 05:14:49.800
Okay, so do you know what the problem about fight was?

05:14:49.800 --> 05:14:52.800
No, sir.

05:14:52.800 --> 05:14:56.800
One of the champions has 5000 health and the other one has 2.

05:14:56.800 --> 05:15:00.800
And for some reason you decided that you were going to focus the guy with 5. Why?

05:15:00.800 --> 05:15:05.800
Because I'm iron one.

05:15:05.800 --> 05:15:12.800
Okay. So if you're iron, what did you say earlier about iron players?

05:15:12.800 --> 05:15:25.080
So what we're going to do now is proceed with the game as if we have no ego and we're just

05:15:25.080 --> 05:15:26.080
listening.

05:15:26.080 --> 05:15:27.080
Do you understand me?

05:15:27.080 --> 05:15:28.080
Yes sir.

05:15:28.080 --> 05:15:29.080
What's the baron?

05:15:29.080 --> 05:15:30.720
I'm going to join baron now.

05:15:30.720 --> 05:15:31.720
Join baron.

05:15:31.720 --> 05:15:32.720
Join it.

05:15:32.720 --> 05:15:34.720
Now you're going to have to go for the dragon.

05:15:34.720 --> 05:15:40.400
Actually no, go to the baron, go to the baron again because your team is fighting so you

05:15:40.400 --> 05:15:48.800
can find some cleanup kills probably. Chase this. Alright, kill this guy. There you go,

05:15:48.800 --> 05:15:55.760
now go dragon. I want you to crab them the dragon. This is good now. This game is genuinely

05:15:55.760 --> 05:16:01.920
winnable, okay? Yes sir. Okay, so now we're going to look for the dragon. After the dragon,

05:16:01.920 --> 05:16:08.800
we're going to be looking for the ball in, okay? There is only one person, one person

05:16:08.800 --> 05:16:14.600
on the enemy team that is alive right now it's who shake up shake up no it's not

05:16:14.600 --> 05:16:18.560
it's Timo Timo was pushing bot so I want you to walk walk to your grump

05:16:18.560 --> 05:16:22.360
farm your grump okay because you're missing about maybe like 400 gold

05:16:22.360 --> 05:16:26.960
400 gold for that sounds and I wanted to press W right now just press it press

05:16:26.960 --> 05:16:31.240
it okay that's fine the reason why I told you press W is because if Timo was in

05:16:31.240 --> 05:16:39.040
the area it would have revealed him right farm farm farm farm

05:16:39.040 --> 05:16:41.900
press P

05:16:42.220 --> 05:16:46.520
farm this yeah you're not resetting until you have that stands how much gold is that

05:16:46.520 --> 05:16:52.040
exactly so we're not recalling until we have 1150 we're sinking our back

05:16:52.040 --> 05:16:57.760
timer with an item spike that way we don't just waste our time

05:16:57.760 --> 05:17:05.760
So you're going to wrap this and then after this, I want to look for the red.

05:17:05.760 --> 05:17:07.560
It's going to be red, then you're going to recall.

05:17:07.560 --> 05:17:12.560
You're going to recall, you're going to get the, that sounds.

05:17:12.560 --> 05:17:27.560
All right, so now run straight bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot.

05:17:27.560 --> 05:17:32.560
I don't want you to ult him, I just want you to E and then hold Q and auto-attack him.

05:17:34.560 --> 05:17:37.560
Nice, now press W. Good. Okay.

05:17:37.560 --> 05:17:41.560
Now you ult, good. So now hold Q on him again, hold Q.

05:17:43.560 --> 05:17:46.560
You have to back up now. So just clear the minion wave. Clear the minion wave.

05:17:51.560 --> 05:17:54.560
Okay, so now what we're going to do is you're going to look for this blue buff.

05:17:54.560 --> 05:17:56.560
I

05:17:56.560 --> 05:18:01.080
Want you to smite it on a thousand four hundred and then you run away. I should fight them under yes

05:18:01.080 --> 05:18:04.960
No, yes, no, yes, no, I'll fight him II again good case

05:18:04.960 --> 05:18:10.840
I wanted to hold Q hold it you fucking hold it hold it hold it good. There you go

05:18:12.080 --> 05:18:18.160
Nice there you go. So now this that goes in II and then Q II now auto get

05:18:18.160 --> 05:18:28.720
it's okay it's okay listen that's your first death in a while sorry sir no it's

05:18:28.720 --> 05:18:31.680
okay listen you're doing good now like now you're locked in this is what we

05:18:31.680 --> 05:18:35.920
needed like we were having a little bit too much fun both me and you earlier but

05:18:35.920 --> 05:18:40.080
now it's time to take this shit serious right we got a chud wig to Mog do you

05:18:40.080 --> 05:18:47.480
understand yep yes sir okay so I'm wanting to buy a ruby crystal what is

05:18:47.480 --> 05:18:51.480
it's the thing for health. So I want you to open a spread massage,

05:18:51.480 --> 05:18:55.480
register and click spread massage. That's going to be your next MLA buy.

05:18:55.480 --> 05:18:59.480
Okay, so now what are you going to do? Out of base,

05:18:59.480 --> 05:19:03.480
we're going to run and we're going to look bot. The reason why we're

05:19:03.480 --> 05:19:07.480
looking bot is because we saw Kai'sa bot, so either bot or mid, but preferably bot.

05:19:07.480 --> 05:19:11.480
So now, Jinksee.

05:19:11.480 --> 05:19:15.480
I'm going to have to leave you alone for one or two minutes while I pick up

05:19:15.480 --> 05:19:20.160
for one or two minutes while I pick up the Uber Eats order, okay?

05:19:20.160 --> 05:19:23.480
So I'm trusting that you don't throw the game in the next one or two minutes.

05:19:23.480 --> 05:19:24.480
I'll be right back.

05:19:45.480 --> 05:19:49.480
For the game, how about fucking win it?

05:19:49.480 --> 05:19:51.480
How about fucking win it?

05:19:51.480 --> 05:19:53.480
How about fucking win it?

05:20:15.480 --> 05:20:28.380
Holy! Okay good. So now I want you to run away and you're gonna have to recall.

05:20:28.380 --> 05:20:31.460
In your base, the enemy Dr. Mundo is literally ending the game.

05:20:31.460 --> 05:20:38.760
Okay, nice, he killed. Chase, go down the team wall. Just hold Q on him.

05:20:38.760 --> 05:20:40.760
Fight okay

05:20:45.120 --> 05:20:50.160
No, you're good good from the from the rappers and me rappers and me rappers and me jungle camps

05:20:50.240 --> 05:20:53.160
They're here for your shilling and we don't camps from this

05:20:55.560 --> 05:20:57.560
Okay

05:20:58.320 --> 05:21:03.440
Okay, going on the kai suppress wwwww, okay, you're gonna look for an R

05:21:04.440 --> 05:21:06.740
Nice hold your Q hold it

05:21:08.760 --> 05:21:15.760
Good. There you go. Nice. Not bad. Dragon. Dragon is up. You're gonna look for the Dragon. It's up in one second.

05:21:15.760 --> 05:21:24.760
We're playing on the Dragon here. Good. They know. They know you're good. You don't even keep hanging. It's okay.

05:21:24.760 --> 05:21:30.760
Okay. So here you're playing on the Dragon here. Let's go.

05:21:30.760 --> 05:21:37.760
Okay, that's fine. That's fine. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him.

05:21:37.760 --> 05:21:39.760
I just go for down there, I go for down.

05:21:39.760 --> 05:21:41.760
Which one is me?

05:21:41.760 --> 05:21:43.760
They're good, good! Now you can get Baron. Now it's Baron for free.

05:21:43.760 --> 05:21:45.760
So you lost your Dragon, but you get the Baron. This is good.

05:21:45.760 --> 05:21:47.760
Start pinging Baron, yes.

05:21:47.760 --> 05:21:49.760
But I want you to push out the mid minion wave.

05:21:49.760 --> 05:21:51.760
The minion wave, the minion wave, mid, mid.

05:21:51.760 --> 05:21:53.760
Push out the minion wave, mid, and then you're Baron.

05:21:53.760 --> 05:21:55.760
So now keep pinging Baron.

05:21:55.760 --> 05:21:57.760
Keep pinging Baron sir, team knows what's up.

05:21:57.760 --> 05:21:59.760
Take the wave, and then after it's ping it.

05:21:59.760 --> 05:22:01.760
And now ping on top of your Kaelin, on top of the Baron.

05:22:01.760 --> 05:22:03.760
On top of your Kaelin, on top of the Baron.

05:22:03.760 --> 05:22:05.760
Good, they understand.

05:22:05.760 --> 05:22:07.760
and now go for it, now go for it, you're good.

05:22:10.760 --> 05:22:12.760
No, no, no, no.

05:22:12.760 --> 05:22:14.760
Just, just be honest right now.

05:22:14.760 --> 05:22:16.760
Right now we need you on the baron.

05:22:16.760 --> 05:22:19.760
You're playing on a timer, getting that crab doesn't give you anything.

05:22:26.760 --> 05:22:30.760
Okay, so now 1400, you're gonna use your smite, okay?

05:22:32.760 --> 05:22:34.760
Okay, now recall, recall, recall, recall.

05:22:34.760 --> 05:22:36.760
press P

05:22:37.480 --> 05:22:39.480
You're gonna buy this bird massage

05:22:39.800 --> 05:22:43.600
Good, I know just walk out of base now clear this minion wave top

05:22:43.600 --> 05:22:50.440
I want you to just push top now. Okay, your only goal is gonna be pushing top. You're pushing top. You're put your foot pushing out, okay?

05:22:52.640 --> 05:22:55.400
Push out another wave top here another wave top I

05:23:00.160 --> 05:23:03.160
Want to join mid join mid while you're pushing join mid while you're pushing

05:23:03.160 --> 05:23:06.860
Can you make sure our team isn't so losing us the game for no reason?

05:23:06.860 --> 05:23:10.160
Okay, keep pushing top, keep pushing top, this is good.

05:23:10.160 --> 05:23:12.160
Our path is cleared. Keep pushing top.

05:23:12.160 --> 05:23:15.160
Yep, this is what we need right now.

05:23:15.160 --> 05:23:17.160
We need Jiddy in the sidelines, this is good.

05:23:17.160 --> 05:23:21.160
Okay, now you're going to recall, you're going to recall now, recall now, recall now, recall now, recall now.

05:23:21.160 --> 05:23:23.160
You're going to rock straight bot.

05:23:24.160 --> 05:23:26.160
Rock straight bot, go.

05:23:26.160 --> 05:23:28.160
Now you're going to have to focus the Teemo.

05:23:28.160 --> 05:23:30.160
You focus the Teemo, not the Mundo.

05:23:30.160 --> 05:23:39.240
Teemo. Yes. Yes. Yes. E. E. E. E. E. Good. Focus. Keep killing. Yes. Good. Good!

05:23:39.240 --> 05:23:43.480
Flash on the Minoto. Please. Good. Nice. Now go for the Doctor Mundo. The Doctor Mundo.

05:23:43.480 --> 05:23:57.680
He's hitting your base. He's hitting your base. Get rid of the Mundo. Nice. Okay. So

05:23:57.680 --> 05:23:59.760
now what you're going to do. You're going to walk and you're going to take your blue

05:23:59.760 --> 05:24:06.280
I want to take your blue buff and then I want you to start ping mid.

05:24:06.280 --> 05:24:07.280
That's your red buff.

05:24:07.280 --> 05:24:14.480
Go mid, just go mid, just go mid, just go mid, just go mid.

05:24:14.480 --> 05:24:16.480
Shaco's going to be here in a second.

05:24:16.480 --> 05:24:18.480
Okay, that's fine.

05:24:18.480 --> 05:24:21.200
Alright, now it's a bit hard.

05:24:21.200 --> 05:24:22.200
It's a bit hard.

05:24:22.200 --> 05:24:24.400
You're going to have to look on your blue buff.

05:24:24.400 --> 05:24:25.400
What?

05:24:25.400 --> 05:24:26.880
Looking good, looking good.

05:24:26.880 --> 05:24:29.880
You guys are looking good, but the problem is that the enemy team has an advantage on

05:24:29.880 --> 05:24:32.200
your base right now, so that's what I'm worried about.

05:24:32.200 --> 05:24:36.140
So I want you to take this blue buff, uh, okay, Walkman, Walkman, just Walkman, go

05:24:36.140 --> 05:24:38.120
man, go man, just try to brute force on the game.

05:24:38.120 --> 05:24:40.920
We're gonna try to brute force on the game here.

05:24:40.920 --> 05:24:45.080
So Jynxy, while we need it, listen, you need to give it your everything right now, okay?

05:24:45.080 --> 05:24:50.480
Every single ounce of power in you, you have to give it all.

05:24:50.480 --> 05:24:55.400
Okay, so now look for this.

05:24:55.400 --> 05:25:00.400
go in, go in, go in, go in!

05:25:00.440 --> 05:25:04.680
Okay, whatever, E, E, E, E, E, good.

05:25:04.680 --> 05:25:06.680
Keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting, good.

05:25:07.920 --> 05:25:08.880
Push them in and wait.

05:25:08.880 --> 05:25:10.480
Now hit the Nexus turrets.

05:25:10.480 --> 05:25:13.480
Hit the turrets, Jynxy, the turrets, no!

05:25:16.840 --> 05:25:19.420
The turrets, okay, you have to back up now.

05:25:22.920 --> 05:25:25.320
Back up, just back up, I'll tell everyone to go in.

05:25:25.400 --> 05:25:30.880
yeah boy to have your team have your team have your team

05:25:30.880 --> 05:25:34.880
going on team I'll go in on him

05:25:34.880 --> 05:25:38.800
okay hold Q

05:25:38.800 --> 05:25:43.280
backup backup okay

05:25:43.280 --> 05:25:50.280
James I want you back off and I want you to recall I want you back off I want you to recall

05:25:50.280 --> 05:25:55.360
No, no, no, no further, further, further.

05:25:55.360 --> 05:26:06.540
Go, go in the bush, go in the bush right now and recall, in the bush right now and recall.

05:26:06.540 --> 05:26:12.200
Okay, kill those minions right away.

05:26:12.200 --> 05:26:14.960
The minions are on your base.

05:26:14.960 --> 05:26:19.960
Okay, so now open your shop, open your shop.

05:26:19.960 --> 05:26:26.160
shop okay right-click on the Serax gauge and then the elixir vine and you

05:26:26.160 --> 05:26:29.320
don't know fuck it go to the drag go to the drag now drag now drag now drag now

05:26:29.320 --> 05:26:32.280
go to the drag go to the dragon start ping it go drag so ping it we don't

05:26:32.280 --> 05:26:34.760
need buy right now

05:26:39.000 --> 05:26:44.620
yeah but I think they got this dragon here because your job instead so it's a

05:26:44.620 --> 05:26:51.700
bear off oh thank god okay hit it and drag it out jing see like walk all the

05:26:51.700 --> 05:26:54.940
way to the edge all the way down further further because the shaco still

05:26:54.940 --> 05:27:00.100
said okay whatever just might have 1400 1400 you need to smite focus to drag

05:27:00.100 --> 05:27:07.780
just focus to drag focus to drag focus drag 1400 1400 yes okay keep going go

05:27:07.780 --> 05:27:10.280
over the side, the side, the side, the side!

05:27:14.200 --> 05:27:16.640
Okay, med, med, med!

05:27:16.640 --> 05:27:19.080
You end, you end, you end, you end, you end,

05:27:19.080 --> 05:27:20.160
you end, you end, you end, you end.

05:27:20.160 --> 05:27:21.000
This is good.

05:27:21.000 --> 05:27:22.160
Just go med, just go med.

05:27:26.600 --> 05:27:28.160
Moon dust flagging, does it matter?

05:27:28.160 --> 05:27:29.800
No, no, no, just head to turrets.

05:27:29.800 --> 05:27:33.360
Jengzee, this is an only pixel 2.0 incident right now.

05:27:33.360 --> 05:27:34.440
Just head to turrets.

05:27:34.440 --> 05:27:36.160
If you head to turrets, you run the game.

05:27:36.160 --> 05:27:43.160
you if you hit the, and then the DEALITS! THE DEALITS! PLEASE!

05:27:44.880 --> 05:27:50.680
Jynxie please, and then the Nexus, the Nexus, the Nexus, just hit it, press E, press E.

05:27:50.680 --> 05:27:53.820
I want you to chew the Mundo and then just keep hitting the Nexus.

05:27:53.820 --> 05:27:56.700
Chew the Mundo for killing and then keep hitting the Nexus.

05:27:56.700 --> 05:27:57.880
Oh no.

05:27:57.880 --> 05:28:00.940
Okay you need to ult, ult, ult, okay.

05:28:00.940 --> 05:28:04.140
Now you have to press E, press E.

05:28:04.140 --> 05:28:05.840
What is your singe doing?

05:28:05.840 --> 05:28:07.620
Why is he just laughing?

05:28:07.620 --> 05:28:08.300
Oh my god.

05:28:08.300 --> 05:28:08.800
Okay.

05:28:08.800 --> 05:28:10.140
Q, Q, YES!

05:28:10.140 --> 05:28:11.340
YES!

05:28:11.340 --> 05:28:12.400
Okay, go, go.

05:28:12.400 --> 05:28:12.900
Bro.

05:28:12.900 --> 05:28:14.180
You Q, Q, Q?

05:28:14.180 --> 05:28:15.340
Okay, hit the Nexus.

05:28:15.340 --> 05:28:15.940
The Nexus.

05:28:15.940 --> 05:28:18.180
E, Pessie, E, E, E.

05:28:18.180 --> 05:28:18.780
Oh my god.

05:28:18.780 --> 05:28:19.580
Oh my god.

05:28:19.580 --> 05:28:20.060
Oh my god.

05:28:23.380 --> 05:28:24.820
Wait, tp, tp, tp.

05:28:24.820 --> 05:28:26.580
Why would he tp?

05:28:26.580 --> 05:28:28.660
Why would he tp in this?

05:28:33.160 --> 05:28:33.900
You're fine.

05:28:33.900 --> 05:28:34.260
You're fine.

05:28:35.840 --> 05:28:37.840
I think we lost.

05:28:37.840 --> 05:28:39.840
Jengzee, I'm going to tell you to look at Reap.

05:28:39.840 --> 05:28:41.840
Wait a minute, I'll look at the Nexus.

05:28:41.840 --> 05:28:43.840
Oh my God, wait.

05:28:43.840 --> 05:28:45.840
Oh no.

05:28:45.840 --> 05:28:47.840
It's over.

05:28:47.840 --> 05:28:49.840
It's over.

05:28:49.840 --> 05:28:51.840
No, there's still a chance. There's still a chance.

05:28:51.840 --> 05:28:53.840
What do we do now?

05:28:53.840 --> 05:28:55.840
Open your shop.

05:28:55.840 --> 05:28:57.840
Open your shop.

05:28:57.840 --> 05:28:59.840
I want you to buy...

05:28:59.840 --> 05:29:01.840
Buy that Thornmail.

05:29:01.840 --> 05:29:05.600
And then you're gonna get a look serve the iron

05:29:07.680 --> 05:29:09.880
Yep, they're not gonna need you're okay

05:29:13.560 --> 05:29:15.560
You do

05:29:17.880 --> 05:29:24.520
Now you're gonna walk mid you're gonna have to walk mid now starts spam pinning starts spam ping mid

05:29:24.520 --> 05:29:33.320
Okay, John Barron, John Barron, John Barron, Barron Barron, Barron Barron, go to Barron,

05:29:33.320 --> 05:29:36.720
go to Barron right now, go to Barron right now. Press W, press W, press W, press W, press

05:29:36.720 --> 05:29:42.800
W. W's to get there faster. Please. No, no, just chase, just go for this, go for this.

05:29:42.800 --> 05:29:51.360
Okay, turn. This is fine. Just go mid it. John on the cinch, John on the cinch. We need

05:29:51.360 --> 05:29:54.720
you just see what's happening now go mid

05:29:54.720 --> 05:29:56.240
how do you do the barn do the barn do the barn

05:29:56.240 --> 05:29:59.040
with your team do the barn

05:29:59.040 --> 05:30:06.040
okay just sit down you have to go mid now you have to go mid now

05:30:06.240 --> 05:30:09.600
i want you to recall

05:30:09.600 --> 05:30:16.600
uh... no actually walk to your top inhibitor just walk to your top inhibitor and kill the minion wave

05:30:21.360 --> 05:30:34.560
Okay, after this you're gonna walk mid, okay?

05:30:34.560 --> 05:30:36.440
Coach, I'm gonna have a hard attack, man.

05:30:36.440 --> 05:30:37.440
It's okay, it's okay.

05:30:37.440 --> 05:30:39.240
Coach, I'm gonna have a hard attack.

05:30:39.240 --> 05:30:44.680
Tinksy, listen to me, you're fine, bro.

05:30:44.680 --> 05:30:45.680
Go mid.

05:30:45.680 --> 05:30:46.680
Probably could have ended.

05:30:46.680 --> 05:30:51.080
Yes, that's right, just go mid, mid, mid, mid, mid.

05:30:51.080 --> 05:30:56.080
something about which coulda shoulda woulda

05:30:56.080 --> 05:31:00.160
uh... walk back to base

05:31:00.160 --> 05:31:02.640
because not now it's cancer because amanda was trying to backdoor if you

05:31:02.640 --> 05:31:05.120
kill them under the gas and get better than the game

05:31:05.120 --> 05:31:11.800
go so that goes so that okay

05:31:11.800 --> 05:31:12.560
all god

05:31:12.560 --> 05:31:15.240
we had we call just recall just before

05:31:15.240 --> 05:31:17.360
it's just such a fucking cancer game

05:31:17.360 --> 05:31:24.360
because like you need to respond to the bundle doing his cancer bullshit

05:31:26.520 --> 05:31:33.520
if he does it's huge okay now pin pin med yes nothing that

05:31:39.440 --> 05:31:42.280
you're okay okay trust me

05:31:42.280 --> 05:31:45.480
No. The only bad thing that can happen is if you get in your own head room.

05:31:48.400 --> 05:31:50.600
I want you to ward that bush. Ward that bush. The bush.

05:31:51.160 --> 05:31:55.320
Okay. Go in, go in, go in, go in, go in. Yes? Yes? Yes? Good.

05:31:55.800 --> 05:31:59.000
This is good. Chase. Chase. Chase. Hold Q. This is good.

05:31:59.080 --> 05:32:04.560
This is good. Push him in. The wave, the wave, the wave. You can hide! The wave! The wave!

05:32:04.560 --> 05:32:13.260
who's live your team's gonna fuck this up go to the dragon go go to drag go to

05:32:13.260 --> 05:32:16.980
drag you need to you need the dragon so no no your team's gonna fuck this up

05:32:16.980 --> 05:32:22.620
somehow fuck them no no no no they don't just shut up please

05:32:22.620 --> 05:32:27.220
janksy right now you're psyching yourself out do not do that shit do not

05:32:27.220 --> 05:32:30.660
fucking do that shit imagine you're at born you're saying I don't think we're

05:32:30.660 --> 05:32:34.180
gonna make it back in time just take the dragon and then instantly recall

05:32:34.180 --> 05:32:36.180
That's what you have to do

05:32:37.300 --> 05:32:43.540
It's fine just take the dragon and instantly recall recall recall recall recall you're good. You're fine. Don't worry about it, bro

05:32:43.740 --> 05:32:46.660
You're don't worry about it, bro. Jettie's in charge

05:32:47.140 --> 05:32:49.540
Jettie's got his oil and he's in charge

05:32:50.180 --> 05:32:52.180
Okay, no walk out of base. Just walk at a base

05:32:52.980 --> 05:32:57.620
Go go to the band good man. Go to the band. You're gonna go on the looks or it's fine. Doesn't matter go to the band

05:33:04.180 --> 05:33:12.460
Back up, wait for your team, wait for your team.

05:33:12.460 --> 05:33:17.740
Start painting, take the red buff while you wait for them.

05:33:17.740 --> 05:33:21.620
Paint your A-Soul away, your A-Soul is going to end.

05:33:21.620 --> 05:33:26.300
No, no, okay wait, that's all I'm leaving.

05:33:26.300 --> 05:33:33.340
Good, okay no, good burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, go on the side,

05:33:33.340 --> 05:33:38.340
on the side, on the side, on the side, yes, good, good, good!

05:33:38.340 --> 05:33:40.340
No, it's fine, it's fine.

05:33:40.340 --> 05:33:43.340
Dude, just start hitting the bar, and start hitting the bar.

05:33:43.340 --> 05:33:45.340
No, no, no, hit it, just hit it.

05:33:45.340 --> 05:33:48.340
Fucking hit it.

05:33:48.340 --> 05:33:51.340
I want you to see my name's Jitian, I'm large and in charge.

05:33:51.340 --> 05:33:54.340
My name's Jitian, I'm large and in charge.

05:33:54.340 --> 05:33:59.340
And now start pretending to hump the air.

05:33:59.340 --> 05:34:01.340
Okay, so now sell your Thornmail.

05:34:01.340 --> 05:34:07.460
it's the last time you bought yep now buy the Sarac's gauge yep and then buy

05:34:07.460 --> 05:34:09.860
Lixir vine

05:34:09.860 --> 05:34:15.460
Lixir vine yep and now Walk mid and now just so it's Bamping mid

05:34:22.060 --> 05:34:30.980
okay so what we need now you're gonna look for the you're gonna look for me

05:34:31.340 --> 05:34:33.340
Keep pushing.

05:34:33.340 --> 05:34:36.340
I want to press W and see if you can look for an alt play.

05:34:38.340 --> 05:34:40.340
Chase, chase!

05:34:40.340 --> 05:34:42.340
Chase!

05:34:42.340 --> 05:34:44.340
Keep going.

05:34:44.340 --> 05:34:46.340
Nice, now back up this is good.

05:34:46.340 --> 05:34:48.340
So now go for the inhibitor.

05:34:50.340 --> 05:34:51.340
Good, now push the midway.

05:34:51.340 --> 05:34:52.340
Push the midway.

05:34:52.340 --> 05:34:55.340
Stop daily dallying for the love of Christ.

05:34:55.340 --> 05:34:57.340
Okay, good.

05:34:57.340 --> 05:34:59.340
Now escort the minion wave, this is fine.

05:34:59.340 --> 05:35:00.340
Do not walk up too far.

05:35:00.340 --> 05:35:03.020
You're welcome to party died now go and now go and now go and now go in

05:35:05.100 --> 05:35:12.320
Nice this is good. This is good. This is good. Hit the turret the team all the team all the team all yes. Yes. Yes. Yes

05:35:12.660 --> 05:35:14.020
Yes

05:35:14.020 --> 05:35:20.160
Now hit this press E press E and then to the side to the side to the side to the side. Yes

05:35:20.980 --> 05:35:22.980
Yes

05:35:23.260 --> 05:35:24.500
Yes

05:35:24.500 --> 05:35:31.720
All my nuts shake out you stream slapping putty bitch all my unshaved balls

05:35:34.620 --> 05:35:36.960
Go fucking go man

05:35:37.960 --> 05:35:41.820
I'm about to have a heart attack. All right. I'm just sitting down. Oh my god

05:35:46.340 --> 05:35:50.460
And you want to know what the best part about that game was Jinxie bro, was that over an hour

05:35:51.380 --> 05:35:53.380
That was a 45 minigame

05:35:54.500 --> 05:36:02.500
the best part about that game is the fact that piece of shit Muda lost his game and you won so that's one game closer. Yep.

05:36:02.500 --> 05:36:05.500
Coach, I love you coach. You know what that felt like coach?

05:36:05.500 --> 05:36:06.500
What?

05:36:06.500 --> 05:36:11.500
That felt like Ratatouille and you were the rat and I was the chef. Like that was awesome.

05:36:11.500 --> 05:36:21.500
Yeah, no it's because the thing is like listen you were two and six and I was feeling you losing the hope so I was like no listen I got a fucking lock in right now.

05:36:21.500 --> 05:36:27.740
now you know I mean like no more troll shit I gotta lock in for big jitty wait

05:36:27.740 --> 05:36:29.960
you're right now you might be able to snap Muta

05:36:29.960 --> 05:36:34.580
you're right now you're right now oh my god you might be too too oh my god

05:36:34.580 --> 05:36:39.740
Jinxie you might be able to play against him if you choose snip him that would be

05:36:39.740 --> 05:36:47.860
the greatest thing ever just ganking Muta bro imagine oh my god just imagine

05:36:47.860 --> 05:36:53.060
How great that could be I'm gonna go pee really quick. Okay. Yeah, I've always had to accept the lobby though. Yes

05:36:55.860 --> 05:37:00.020
Oh wait, hold up, let me accept the lobby actually hi guys, I'm gonna accept the lobby before I go pee

05:37:00.900 --> 05:37:06.940
All right, so what three more wins for bronze three more three more three more way bro three more way because I'm getting 23

05:37:06.940 --> 05:37:11.020
You're at 32 LP. It's only three left, baby. It's three fucking

05:37:12.180 --> 05:37:14.580
Jack three wins. Oh my god

05:37:14.580 --> 05:37:16.580
3 wins bro, 3 wins

05:37:16.580 --> 05:37:19.580
And then the real fucking climb begins bro

05:37:19.580 --> 05:37:24.580
Imagine Jinxie, imagine being able to say that you're climbing through bronze

05:37:24.580 --> 05:37:27.580
You're gonna be blowing past Kadeem's peak bro

05:37:27.580 --> 05:37:30.580
Wait what is Kadeem's peak bronze for?

05:37:30.580 --> 05:37:32.580
I think like bronze to a bronze one

05:37:33.580 --> 05:37:35.580
Coming man, coming

05:37:36.580 --> 05:37:38.580
That was the most sentiment

05:37:38.580 --> 05:37:41.580
Wait you might, you might, you might

05:37:41.580 --> 05:37:46.500
wait you might because the thing is that he's so in queue wait you might hold on

05:37:46.500 --> 05:37:51.140
I'll tell you I'll tell you I'll tell you

05:37:51.140 --> 05:37:59.900
Q, I accept again, accept again. Hold on. Wait, let's see.

05:38:02.300 --> 05:38:05.500
That's how you...

05:38:09.700 --> 05:38:16.860
You have those are wrong rooms. Oh, okay so the thing is you actually can't

05:38:16.860 --> 05:38:20.260
Snipe Muda because he got a three-minute low-priority Q

05:38:20.580 --> 05:38:22.420
Let's go. What does that mean? What does that mean?

05:38:22.420 --> 05:38:28.820
So it means that he afk'd a game survived punished him and they makes it they make it so now he has to spend like three more minutes in Q

05:38:29.060 --> 05:38:31.780
Let's go. I'm gonna go pee. Can I pee now? Do I have time?

05:38:33.180 --> 05:38:35.820
Yeah, but only if you think of me while you do it. All right

05:38:35.820 --> 05:38:38.820
3 wins away chat, 3 wins away, come on.

05:38:38.820 --> 05:38:40.820
Get the eyeballs here, he's rolling.

05:38:40.820 --> 05:38:49.820
Guys, holy fuck, if he wins this game, do you guys understand that he will be 2 wins away from bronze?

05:38:49.820 --> 05:38:54.820
Do you understand 2 wins away from bronze if he gets it done here?

05:38:54.820 --> 05:39:00.820
Like everyone thought that this would be a 12 hour stream, he could be getting this shit done tonight!

05:39:00.820 --> 05:39:11.940
to night bro he's got this shit all right so let's see enemy locks and

05:39:11.940 --> 05:39:29.860
Morgana it's a big cancer dealer oh no no hi boys mastery yep oh no okay

05:39:29.860 --> 05:39:35.540
middle one middle one okay hi guys when you get the chance to change the runes

05:39:35.540 --> 05:39:41.020
again do the middle one where it's like inspiration secondary the light blue one

05:39:46.780 --> 05:39:51.900
can you add Jinx's camera too bro I'm gonna be honest I genuinely don't know

05:39:51.900 --> 05:40:06.620
how it is how I was going to change the middle one or not oh no wait is he going to be able

05:40:06.620 --> 05:40:13.100
to change it to the middle one no no okay that's fine though he can simply with domination

05:40:13.100 --> 05:40:23.340
oh my god clutch wise no he actually crushed it he actually didn't fun nice

05:40:23.340 --> 05:40:31.380
okay this is gonna be one last lonely girl one last lonely girl why am I a

05:40:31.380 --> 05:40:38.180
master yee they locked in warwick from you bro the enemy jungler took warwick's

05:40:38.180 --> 05:40:44.900
I'm on ye. Yeah, but listen, it's fine, bro. Like you're ye. I'm telling you you're gonna get it done. Trust me

05:40:44.900 --> 05:40:49.600
Do you trust me? Should I just start requesting first pick every time? Yeah, Loki. Okay. Yes

05:40:51.180 --> 05:40:56.720
Like if I'm gonna be a one trick, I gotta be a one trick. Yep. No, I agree with you. I agree with you winds off bronze and

05:40:58.460 --> 05:41:00.460
Two Celsius

05:41:00.460 --> 05:41:06.060
3 wins off bronze, 3 wins off bronze, and we're on Yee. It's all good, it's all good chat.

05:41:06.060 --> 05:41:11.260
I mean, Jinxie, Yee is your second best champ, bro. Like, do you think if LeBron plays against

05:41:11.260 --> 05:41:14.780
a disabled four-year-old that he's going to get mad if the four-year-old challenges

05:41:14.780 --> 05:41:17.500
him to soccer rather than basketball? Think about it.

05:41:17.500 --> 05:41:23.820
Bro, Miho, you could have just said a four-year-old, man.

05:41:23.820 --> 05:41:28.620
But Miho, it drives the point in further. Do you know what I mean, though?

05:41:28.620 --> 05:41:32.620
Pro, I don't wanna be on ye man, I should've just requested first pick.

05:41:32.620 --> 05:41:34.120
ENOUGH!

05:41:35.320 --> 05:41:38.920
Dude, I'm gonna be honest, shanks, you're starting to piss me the fuck off.

05:41:38.920 --> 05:41:43.720
First it was last game with your permawining, and then now permawining again.

05:41:43.720 --> 05:41:45.820
What did we learn from last game?

05:41:45.820 --> 05:41:47.720
We learned that you have what it takes.

05:41:47.720 --> 05:41:50.320
Last game you were 2-in-6 and you brought it back.

05:41:50.320 --> 05:41:53.820
So enough of this fucking defeatist bullshit attitude.

05:41:53.820 --> 05:41:55.920
Oh my god, I had first pick.

05:41:55.920 --> 05:41:56.820
Shut up!

05:41:56.820 --> 05:41:57.920
You didn't!

05:41:57.920 --> 05:42:06.340
It is what it is, GenC. Sometimes you get the shit out of this stick, but are we going to sit there and cry, or are we going to sit there and fucking dominate that Warwick?

05:42:09.340 --> 05:42:15.540
Exactly. If you don't have a BC Audi charge against you by the end of this game, GenC, we're going to have a fucking problem.

05:42:17.840 --> 05:42:24.000
Alright. So now listen, you're going red to grump. Top to bar, full clear, okay?

05:42:24.520 --> 05:42:26.020
Do you remember how to clear on this champ?

05:42:26.020 --> 05:42:29.420
UF on the buff.

05:42:29.420 --> 05:42:31.420
Yeah, exactly. Yes.

05:42:31.420 --> 05:42:34.920
And I go QW, E, and then I just spam my Q.

05:42:34.920 --> 05:42:37.920
No, you go Q, E, Q, W.

05:42:37.920 --> 05:42:40.920
Q, E, Q, W, you got it.

05:42:40.920 --> 05:42:41.920
Yep.

05:42:41.920 --> 05:42:43.920
And then you max Q, and then you're E.

05:42:43.920 --> 05:42:45.920
Nice, now keep clear.

05:42:45.920 --> 05:42:47.920
Maybe E's my best champ. We'll find out.

05:42:47.920 --> 05:42:49.920
Yeah, dude, like, your E's not fucking bad.

05:42:49.920 --> 05:42:50.920
I already told you this.

05:42:50.920 --> 05:42:53.920
Like, I don't know why you're mad that E's took your Warwick.

05:42:53.920 --> 05:42:55.920
Like, yeah, sure, it's a bit shitty, whatever,

05:42:55.920 --> 05:43:01.560
this bro. Auto one more time good. Control E. Control E. And then Q and E at the same

05:43:01.560 --> 05:43:03.400
time. Q and E at the same time.

05:43:03.400 --> 05:43:06.640
What does my E do again? I forget it. It buffs my damage, right?

05:43:06.640 --> 05:43:09.560
It adds damage to your autos and your Q.

05:43:09.560 --> 05:43:12.320
Yes, sir. Got it.

05:43:12.320 --> 05:43:13.880
And the damage that it adds-

05:43:13.880 --> 05:43:15.360
We're already doing good.

05:43:15.360 --> 05:43:17.480
Yeah, you're topping already got a kill.

05:43:17.480 --> 05:43:19.640
Three wins for bronze, bro. Love you, man. Let's do this.

05:43:19.640 --> 05:43:23.000
Dude, listen, I love you too, bro. You got this shit.

05:43:23.000 --> 05:43:25.880
These are moments that I fucking prayed for. I'm prove all the fucking haters wrong,

05:43:25.880 --> 05:43:27.880
that said I was gonna be iron 5 and quit the game.

05:43:27.880 --> 05:43:31.880
Yeah, like listen, Jynxy, why not what's fucking crazy bro?

05:43:31.880 --> 05:43:34.880
You've never even been iron 4 Jynxy.

05:43:34.880 --> 05:43:35.880
Did you even realize that?

05:43:35.880 --> 05:43:37.880
I thought it was iron 4.

05:43:37.880 --> 05:43:40.880
You weren't. The lowest you ever hit was iron 3.

05:43:40.880 --> 05:43:43.880
And you were about to hit iron 4, but then you locked the fuck in.

05:43:45.880 --> 05:43:47.880
Q-E-Q-W right? Q-E-Q-W.

05:43:47.880 --> 05:43:49.880
Yes. It's an IQ.

05:43:49.880 --> 05:43:50.880
There you go, good.

05:43:50.880 --> 05:43:53.880
See, like already bro, it's looking fucking good.

05:43:53.880 --> 05:43:55.720
now play for these uh...

05:43:55.720 --> 05:43:59.680
play for the uh... the fucking uh... the most

05:43:59.680 --> 05:44:01.020
don't forget about your e

05:44:01.020 --> 05:44:04.520
do not forget about your e please

05:44:04.520 --> 05:44:05.320
there you go

05:44:05.320 --> 05:44:08.800
maybe he's my best champ, let's actually find out

05:44:08.800 --> 05:44:10.780
there's only one way to find out bro

05:44:10.780 --> 05:44:11.960
and it's now or never

05:44:11.960 --> 05:44:16.880
now go for your blue and then after blue you're gonna look on the gromp

05:44:16.880 --> 05:44:20.200
bro, jingxi, i hope you know we used to sit there and practice tool

05:44:20.200 --> 05:44:21.800
at the beginning of this journey

05:44:21.800 --> 05:44:26.300
And you used to sit there and you used to have a fucking 3 and a half minute full clear on this Trampro

05:44:26.300 --> 05:44:29.000
And you'd be excited when you get to 320

05:44:29.000 --> 05:44:32.000
This game, you're gonna fucking get it in 3 minutes

05:44:32.000 --> 05:44:33.500
Just think about that dude

05:44:33.500 --> 05:44:35.500
It's actually the same though

05:44:35.500 --> 05:44:36.000
Yep

05:44:36.000 --> 05:44:37.500
Now use your E

05:44:37.500 --> 05:44:38.500
Don't forget about it

05:44:38.500 --> 05:44:40.100
Let's drone bot, don't forget

05:44:40.100 --> 05:44:42.300
Master Yi doesn't give you the Warwick's cent

05:44:42.300 --> 05:44:44.000
So you need to ask your like drone

05:44:44.000 --> 05:44:46.800
Do you need like a 2 or a 3 or something that I could use?

05:44:46.800 --> 05:44:47.300
Uh, no

05:44:47.300 --> 05:44:59.080
Okay, so I want you to look for this crab here, ctrl-w, ctrl-w, ctrl-w, okay.

05:44:59.080 --> 05:45:01.440
So you're not going to use your W, just E, Q.

05:45:01.440 --> 05:45:06.040
Should I E after I Q?

05:45:06.040 --> 05:45:09.080
Uh, I door, just when you start attacking.

05:45:09.080 --> 05:45:10.760
So now I want you to look for the double crab.

05:45:10.760 --> 05:45:17.760
i should recall

05:45:18.760 --> 05:45:25.000
so now you're going to buy the kraken sir

05:45:25.000 --> 05:45:28.040
jing sam tell you it's all in your hands but like

05:45:28.040 --> 05:45:35.040
this is your time to fucking shine

05:45:35.280 --> 05:45:36.720
it's easy

05:45:36.720 --> 05:45:39.240
i'm telling you it's easy

05:45:39.240 --> 05:45:44.680
So now go for the Krugs and then afterwards you're going to look for the top to bot Folkler.

05:45:44.680 --> 05:45:47.160
You're top in there's already three and no bro it's looking good.

05:45:47.160 --> 05:45:52.760
Stop forgetting about your E. Like you got to remember if you're chewing in you have to E.

05:45:52.760 --> 05:45:57.080
The thing about League Jinx is that there are certain champs that have to do certain things.

05:45:57.080 --> 05:46:03.000
Master E, he needs to E when he queues. No, no you should not be wanting to top crab it's not going to be up.

05:46:03.000 --> 05:46:04.600
Just go to your Raptors.

05:46:04.600 --> 05:46:07.320
Sorry sir, my fault. It won't happen again.

05:46:07.320 --> 05:46:10.020
So, in the future, just always think of it this way, okay?

05:46:10.520 --> 05:46:12.320
In the future, it's always going to be a thing

05:46:12.320 --> 05:46:15.220
that if you clear one crowd, the enemy jungler is going to get another.

05:46:15.220 --> 05:46:17.920
Especially as you get higher in lobbies, right?

05:46:17.920 --> 05:46:20.320
Because either they're going to be taking the other one

05:46:20.320 --> 05:46:22.320
or they're going to be fighting you on the one you're going for.

05:46:26.120 --> 05:46:28.420
This guy might actually be my best champion. He actually feels...

05:46:28.420 --> 05:46:29.920
I feel like I'm just battered with him now.

05:46:30.720 --> 05:46:32.620
Yeah, because that's the thing. It's like,

05:46:32.620 --> 05:46:35.920
when you play a lot of League, no matter what champion you're on,

05:46:35.920 --> 05:46:42.920
you get better with your mechanics like it feels more fluid

05:46:43.160 --> 05:46:45.360
track here

05:46:45.360 --> 05:46:46.640
uh... yes

05:46:46.640 --> 05:46:53.640
surrender to go walls and then just go straight dragon

05:46:54.020 --> 05:46:55.860
what i do not want what what what i've got

05:46:55.860 --> 05:46:59.240
uh... q

05:46:59.240 --> 05:47:02.240
straight record not get wrong like you're a bit late so better

05:47:05.920 --> 05:47:12.160
Okay, so what we're going to do now is you're going to sit there and you're going to go

05:47:12.160 --> 05:47:16.840
for the Gromp and then after the Gromp you're going to play on the Dragon, okay?

05:47:16.840 --> 05:47:19.440
Yes sir.

05:47:19.440 --> 05:47:26.320
Okay, so what we need to do here is I want you to join bot, join bot.

05:47:26.320 --> 05:47:27.320
Okay?

05:47:27.320 --> 05:47:31.880
Now watch the Dragon.

05:47:31.880 --> 05:47:34.880
Going on this.

05:47:34.880 --> 05:47:37.640
Oh press I'll be pressed I'll be a non-flash ray flash ray

05:47:38.960 --> 05:47:41.800
Wait, how did he know I was in the bush if I was hiding in the bush doesn't make sense

05:47:41.840 --> 05:47:48.680
So there's a chance that either it was awarded or you're the unluckiest person on the planet and it's one of those two

05:47:52.960 --> 05:47:56.040
Yeah, so I think I think genuinely was just boarded

05:47:56.040 --> 05:47:58.560
But it's full clear and let them have drag to start the game.

05:47:58.560 --> 05:48:00.560
Darius is fed too.

05:48:00.560 --> 05:48:06.880
Should I start like dick sucking to Darius a lot or no?

05:48:06.880 --> 05:48:07.880
Yeah, yeah.

05:48:07.880 --> 05:48:10.440
Like I want you to type in chat after you clear this red.

05:48:10.440 --> 05:48:14.360
Type Darius, if your dick isn't sucked by the end of tonight, then I'm flying out to

05:48:14.360 --> 05:48:16.760
wherever you live and I'm making sure that that changes.

05:48:16.760 --> 05:48:20.120
I don't even know if I have a typing skills for that.

05:48:20.120 --> 05:48:21.120
Yeah, okay.

05:48:21.120 --> 05:48:22.120
So you know what?

05:48:22.120 --> 05:48:23.120
Then just think it.

05:48:23.120 --> 05:48:24.120
We're going to send him that mental energy.

05:48:24.120 --> 05:48:25.120
Got it.

05:48:25.120 --> 05:48:27.520
I'm thinking about it right now.

05:48:27.520 --> 05:48:28.020
Yep.

05:48:28.020 --> 05:48:31.920
Like, James, I want you to think about how it's going to feel when it flops on your tongue.

05:48:31.920 --> 05:48:33.620
Yep.

05:48:33.620 --> 05:48:39.220
And tell me, like, what sounds are you going to make when it gets whipped down in front of you?

05:48:39.220 --> 05:48:41.720
Ah.

05:48:41.720 --> 05:48:42.220
Come on.

05:48:42.220 --> 05:48:45.620
You can be more enthusiastic than that.

05:48:45.620 --> 05:48:46.620
Ah.

05:48:46.620 --> 05:48:47.620
OK.

05:48:47.620 --> 05:48:48.620
I know.

05:48:48.620 --> 05:48:49.120
OK.

05:48:49.120 --> 05:48:53.720
So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the wrappers, OK?

05:48:53.720 --> 05:48:54.220
Coach.

05:48:54.220 --> 05:48:56.800
If we win this, we're two off-browns, man.

05:48:56.800 --> 05:48:57.800
Yep.

05:48:59.060 --> 05:49:00.560
I'm telling you, you got it.

05:49:03.560 --> 05:49:05.560
Jinx, why aren't you pressing your E ever?

05:49:06.800 --> 05:49:08.300
I'm so sorry, sir.

05:49:11.140 --> 05:49:13.260
Okay, so now you're gonna play for the Wolves,

05:49:13.260 --> 05:49:16.260
and then after Wolves, you're gonna look for the Blue Integraum.

05:49:17.140 --> 05:49:20.140
Good old, I love the full clears, man, they're so satisfying.

05:49:20.140 --> 05:49:21.140
Yep.

05:49:21.900 --> 05:49:22.900
I'm telling you.

05:49:24.220 --> 05:49:28.120
You know what I don't like about Yi though, compared to Warwick?

05:49:28.120 --> 05:49:31.420
I don't like how squishy he is.

05:49:31.420 --> 05:49:35.740
That's what I literally told you when you first brought it up and you're like, no, I

05:49:35.740 --> 05:49:36.740
like that.

05:49:36.740 --> 05:49:38.740
Yeah, no, that shit's ass.

05:49:38.740 --> 05:49:42.900
I like being able to like actually fight, like Yi just kind of dies every time.

05:49:42.900 --> 05:49:43.900
Exactly.

05:49:43.900 --> 05:49:47.260
I don't know if I can get kills with Yi, it's like if somebody's low and then I kill them

05:49:47.260 --> 05:49:48.940
and then he's going to squee.

05:49:48.940 --> 05:49:50.460
Yes, exactly, yes.

05:50:20.460 --> 05:50:23.460
Warwick is here. Flash over the wall, flash over the wall.

05:50:27.460 --> 05:50:29.460
Primus took my R I think, he had an R too much.

05:50:30.460 --> 05:50:32.460
So, there, did you see what the Warwick did?

05:50:33.460 --> 05:50:35.460
What? No, no, no, what did he do?

05:50:35.460 --> 05:50:40.460
That Warwick held his Q, and him holding his Q is the only reason why all of you guys died.

05:50:41.460 --> 05:50:43.460
I think it's also because I had an R, I misclicked.

05:50:44.460 --> 05:50:49.460
Yeah, because the thing is that when you're against Warwick, you can never fight him, ever.

05:50:49.460 --> 05:50:54.460
So you need to go grubs go grubs you need to play for a big daddy Darius

05:51:04.260 --> 05:51:06.260
Sorry good

05:51:08.540 --> 05:51:10.540
What matters I'll tell you is

05:51:11.780 --> 05:51:13.540
That you're getting it done

05:51:13.540 --> 05:51:18.660
That's what matters right now. So now we're gonna get this crab and then afterwards. I want you to play for the grubs

05:51:19.460 --> 05:51:33.260
Okay, so now you're gonna play Grubs and then after Grubs top to bot full clear.

05:51:33.260 --> 05:51:35.260
Your team is gonna help you, just wait.

05:51:35.260 --> 05:51:39.420
No, no, finish the Grubs, finish them.

05:51:39.420 --> 05:51:46.140
I want to join over Darius, let's see what's happening with him.

05:51:46.140 --> 05:51:53.600
Okay, so after this what you're going to do is I want you to run to your Krugs and top the bot full clear

05:51:53.600 --> 05:51:55.600
Yes sir

05:51:57.420 --> 05:52:01.820
I think the thing about you though is he scales right? Can't you just kind of farm and then chill everybody at the end?

05:52:04.140 --> 05:52:08.980
Yes, exactly. So that's why the thing about Yi is that Yi is a champion where it's like

05:52:09.540 --> 05:52:15.420
Warwick scales by fighting and then getting stronger, but Yi he's more like avoidance, right?

05:52:15.420 --> 05:52:21.260
Yeah, think of it like you're a dark triad male.

05:52:21.260 --> 05:52:22.860
What is a dark triad?

05:52:22.860 --> 05:52:25.980
It's somebody that's like a Machiavellianist.

05:52:25.980 --> 05:52:27.460
What is Machiavellian?

05:52:27.460 --> 05:52:31.660
I don't know either, but it sounds pretty cool.

05:52:31.660 --> 05:52:32.860
So that's what ye is.

05:52:32.860 --> 05:52:33.860
Does that make sense?

05:52:33.860 --> 05:52:34.860
Yep, got it.

05:52:34.860 --> 05:52:40.180
Okay, so now what you're going to do, you're going to play for the wrappers, and after

05:52:40.180 --> 05:52:42.420
wrappers you go for the ball side clear.

05:52:42.420 --> 05:52:52.420
So it's going to be Wolves, Gromp, and then you're going to go for the Dragon, okay?

05:52:52.420 --> 05:52:55.420
Okay, good.

05:52:55.420 --> 05:53:07.420
So now look for the Gromp, and then after the Dragon.

05:53:07.420 --> 05:53:19.860
John med, John med, John bot, okay so now we're gonna look on the dragon are you ready?

05:53:19.860 --> 05:53:20.860
Yeah.

05:53:20.860 --> 05:53:26.340
Okay, so we're just gonna play for this.

05:53:26.340 --> 05:53:28.860
Okay, go go and go in!

05:53:28.860 --> 05:53:32.300
I want you to ult on the Morgana, the Morgana.

05:53:32.300 --> 05:53:33.300
Q?

05:53:33.300 --> 05:53:36.420
Oh my god, you Q'd to dodge her ult.

05:53:36.420 --> 05:53:40.420
Keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting.

05:53:40.420 --> 05:53:41.420
Fight, fight, fight.

05:53:41.420 --> 05:53:43.420
Chew, chew, chew on me, chew on me.

05:53:43.420 --> 05:53:44.420
Chew on me.

05:53:44.420 --> 05:53:45.420
Auto, auto, auto.

05:53:45.420 --> 05:53:46.420
Nice.

05:53:46.420 --> 05:53:47.420
Okay.

05:53:47.420 --> 05:53:48.420
Now you can keep chasing.

05:53:48.420 --> 05:53:49.420
Keep chasing.

05:53:49.420 --> 05:53:50.420
Go for the crab.

05:53:50.420 --> 05:53:51.420
Go for the crab.

05:53:51.420 --> 05:53:52.420
This is good.

05:53:52.420 --> 05:53:59.420
Okay, so now we're going to do this, I want to walk in the bot side.

05:53:59.420 --> 05:54:00.420
Walk in the bot side.

05:54:00.420 --> 05:54:01.420
Walk in the bot side.

05:54:01.420 --> 05:54:02.420
Bot side, bot side.

05:54:02.420 --> 05:54:03.420
Walk in, walk in.

05:54:03.420 --> 05:54:04.420
Check the raptors.

05:54:04.420 --> 05:54:06.420
Recall

05:54:06.940 --> 05:54:09.820
You say bot side, I don't know if you mean bot lane or bot camps

05:54:10.180 --> 05:54:15.620
Well, if I say walk bot then it means like but if I say bot side it always means jungle

05:54:17.500 --> 05:54:19.500
Okay, so now

05:54:20.620 --> 05:54:23.260
Right-click ones there you go see you're learning

05:54:24.540 --> 05:54:26.540
Yes, sir, bro. I'm telling you

05:54:27.140 --> 05:54:32.980
After this win two wins off rounds man, and I'm thinking about it. You're winning on Master E bro

05:54:32.980 --> 05:54:40.620
think about that yes bro it's really like imagine you're sitting there right

05:54:40.620 --> 05:54:44.580
and like your little your mom forces you to bring your little brother on like a

05:54:44.580 --> 05:54:49.180
date with you right but then afterwards like the girl that you're on a date with

05:54:49.180 --> 05:54:53.020
she thinks it's like cool that your brother's tagging along rather than

05:54:53.020 --> 05:54:56.660
annoying right so it's like it's a W does that make sense

05:54:56.660 --> 05:54:57.660
yep, gotcha

05:55:00.420 --> 05:55:03.420
alright, so now you're gonna play for the raptors after this

05:55:03.420 --> 05:55:04.920
and then we're gonna look on the bot side clear

05:55:07.920 --> 05:55:09.420
my brain is yours

05:55:10.140 --> 05:55:14.480
so now raptors, wolves, gromp, and wolves, blue gromp

05:55:16.480 --> 05:55:17.980
bro yeet it's like tromp

05:55:20.700 --> 05:55:21.900
oh that's not good

05:55:21.900 --> 05:55:23.500
no no it's fine, just a bit

05:55:23.500 --> 05:55:25.860
just keep farming your bot side, keep farming your bot side

05:55:26.660 --> 05:55:28.660
Put one more question mark and I'm inting to fucking...

05:55:28.660 --> 05:55:30.660
Press E!

05:55:30.660 --> 05:55:32.660
Bro, how many times do you need to hear it?

05:55:33.660 --> 05:55:36.660
It's just when my teammate's question mark me, I get psyched out.

05:55:36.660 --> 05:55:38.660
Okay. Fight the Warwick here.

05:55:38.660 --> 05:55:40.660
Fight him. Fight him. Fight him. Fight him.

05:55:43.660 --> 05:55:44.660
Kill?

05:55:44.660 --> 05:55:46.660
Now either second it's up. Either second it's up.

05:55:50.660 --> 05:55:52.660
Help me, you brain dead bitch!

05:55:53.660 --> 05:55:54.660
How is he alive?

05:55:54.660 --> 05:55:55.660
What?

05:55:55.660 --> 05:56:08.660
Wait, what? How is he? Wait. What? Wait, what? Wait, what? Wait, what? Wait, what? Wait, what? Okay, I'm never, I'm just gonna first pick Warwick every time.

05:56:08.660 --> 05:56:11.660
I don't think it's any other character in the game that could do that, I'm not exactly sure.

05:56:11.660 --> 05:56:15.660
Yeah, that was, I should count it crazy.

05:56:15.660 --> 05:56:21.660
Wow, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna ask her first pick every game and just play Warwick for the rest of my life. Oh my god.

05:56:21.660 --> 05:56:26.320
Okay, so all my abilities and he still had killed me and two of my and one of my teammates

05:56:26.320 --> 05:56:28.300
I don't listen other one. Okay, so listen

05:56:28.300 --> 05:56:32.820
We're gonna do now is you're gonna play for the blue and then after the blue you look on the barcrab, okay?

05:56:38.760 --> 05:56:41.460
Like trust me, it's you genuinely looking good for you right now

05:56:48.540 --> 05:56:50.700
Why the fuck is your east up?

05:56:51.660 --> 05:57:21.340
I want you to put both of your hands in the air, I want you to put both of your hands

05:57:21.340 --> 05:57:24.780
in the air, close your eyes and pretend like you're shaking salt into your mouth.

05:57:24.780 --> 05:57:28.780
Okay, done.

05:57:28.780 --> 05:57:30.940
Okay, good.

05:57:30.940 --> 05:57:33.900
So now what you're going to do is you're going to sit there and you're going to play

05:57:33.900 --> 05:57:35.980
for the Rift held and then you're going to walk top.

05:57:35.980 --> 05:57:39.140
I'm not even showing you could unironically maybe on the game here.

05:57:39.140 --> 05:57:40.140
Take the eye.

05:57:40.140 --> 05:57:41.140
The eye!

05:57:41.140 --> 05:57:42.140
The eye!

05:57:42.140 --> 05:57:43.380
Okay, now look top.

05:57:43.380 --> 05:57:44.380
Look top.

05:57:44.380 --> 05:57:50.040
Okay, you're going to walk top.

05:57:50.040 --> 05:57:52.880
You guys are literally on the game show, I'm not even trolling.

05:57:52.880 --> 05:57:53.880
When should I Herald?

05:57:53.880 --> 05:57:54.880
When should I Herald?

05:57:54.880 --> 05:57:55.880
I'll tell you when.

05:57:55.880 --> 05:57:56.880
Just walk in.

05:57:56.880 --> 05:57:59.880
I need to kill minions, but oh my god I gotta flop, I gotta flop.

05:57:59.880 --> 05:58:00.880
Oh my god.

05:58:00.880 --> 05:58:01.880
Press 4 now, press 4 now.

05:58:01.880 --> 05:58:02.880
I love you so much.

05:58:02.880 --> 05:58:13.880
Oh my god, that's the hardest, I think I've ever been carried in this kind of situation.

05:58:13.880 --> 05:58:16.880
Brother, is he smurfing?

05:58:16.880 --> 05:58:17.880
Yo.

05:58:17.880 --> 05:58:20.560
Yo, this guy went 17 in field.

05:58:20.560 --> 05:58:26.960
So all we need is two wins, and I'm bronze.

05:58:26.960 --> 05:58:31.960
Bro, you just got carried by a guy named America, Aura.

05:58:31.960 --> 05:58:37.960
Bro, this guy had 30,000 damage in a 16 minute game.

05:58:37.960 --> 05:58:39.960
Oh my fucking god.

05:58:39.960 --> 05:58:41.960
Click on the three dots next to his name.

05:58:41.960 --> 05:58:42.960
Is he smurfing?

05:58:42.960 --> 05:58:43.960
Like, I don't even...

05:58:43.960 --> 05:58:45.960
I'll press view profile.

05:58:45.960 --> 05:58:52.840
Now, click match history will be able to tell if he just like has 20 every game

05:58:56.600 --> 05:58:59.080
Yeah, sir, you literally just got carried by a smurf

05:58:59.720 --> 05:59:04.440
How do you know it's a smurf though confused because he dropped 20 kills on Revan the game right before

05:59:05.640 --> 05:59:12.920
But then he went 0 and 3 on this cat. Yes, so my guess is he was probably been like you snapping you all day to try and carry you

05:59:12.920 --> 05:59:22.840
are you serious I'm not even trolling somebody in my chat said Darius 100% tried to snipe you

05:59:22.840 --> 05:59:30.000
yeah that's what I'm saying but listen Jinxie the good news is that you won bro so it's like

05:59:30.000 --> 05:59:35.120
now you're only two fucking wins away bro yeah honestly what did you say what was your quote

05:59:35.120 --> 05:59:42.000
smurfs are only a problem when they're on the other team right yes exactly yeah alright so I need

05:59:42.000 --> 05:59:46.320
two wins right two wins yes so now while we're in queue what do we do jing see

05:59:46.320 --> 05:59:51.200
what did we learn so what I'm gonna do we learned that warwick's broken no no I

05:59:51.200 --> 05:59:55.520
mean like what did we learn while we're in queue

05:59:57.560 --> 06:00:01.680
Smurfs are only a bad thing when no we learned that we need a hit watch mooda

06:00:01.680 --> 06:00:05.920
oh you're right let's actually see what's going on all right we need two

06:00:05.920 --> 06:00:11.800
wins chat let's go W. Darius holy shit I'm not even kidding back guys you

06:00:11.800 --> 06:00:15.400
a smurf or he just careered it but thank the game before he went off so

06:00:18.200 --> 06:00:22.520
but that's like the game before he did okay let's see what actually like t1 see what he's doing

06:00:25.240 --> 06:00:31.400
nice he's ending yeah he's two and three okay yeah but he's probably gonna die here to the

06:00:31.400 --> 06:00:38.920
chunmir hopefully he does die here yes no now let's queue up jinx see let's queue up all we hate watch

06:00:41.800 --> 06:00:45.800
Okay, so Jynxie, do you want to ragebate him?

06:00:45.800 --> 06:00:46.800
Yes, please.

06:00:46.800 --> 06:00:49.800
Type, why are you trying to be informative?

06:00:49.800 --> 06:00:52.800
Why would anyone want to learn from an iron player?

06:01:02.800 --> 06:01:03.800
Yep.

06:01:11.800 --> 06:01:13.800
I

06:01:22.080 --> 06:01:29.260
Nice he's about to die to you look he's dying to you right now. Oh, yes. Yes, he's dying. Yes, and he got

06:01:33.220 --> 06:01:38.600
Now type our mess a oh your fucking dog shit kid I was gonna say you're so unaware

06:01:38.600 --> 06:01:43.600
Now type 0 map awareness.

06:01:43.600 --> 06:01:50.600
Bro still getting tower dived in 2026.

06:01:50.600 --> 06:01:53.600
Why would they give him a character that doesn't die?

06:01:53.600 --> 06:01:55.600
Why would they give him a character that doesn't die?

06:01:55.600 --> 06:01:58.600
Yeah, what is what Trindamere's deal? He just lives on 1HP or something?

06:01:58.600 --> 06:02:00.600
Yeah, for like 5 seconds.

06:02:02.600 --> 06:02:03.600
Wait.

06:02:03.600 --> 06:02:06.600
You have dog tests and you're fucking here!

06:02:06.600 --> 06:02:11.600
You have a challenger in your ear, shut up!

06:02:24.600 --> 06:02:27.600
Okay, you know what you need to type now?

06:02:27.600 --> 06:02:28.600
What?

06:02:28.600 --> 06:02:31.600
Play League like you heard me because it does.

06:02:31.600 --> 06:02:35.600
I wanna kill myself when I play this game!

06:02:35.600 --> 06:02:39.920
Say say Muda. It's okay. You'll be back in iron soon enough, bro

06:02:41.720 --> 06:02:44.960
That's a good one. That's a good one. It's like boggles

06:02:46.600 --> 06:02:53.440
Yes, it's like dude the way that you feel right now. This is how boggles feels when he rage beats you all the time

06:02:54.680 --> 06:02:56.680
It's actually so fine

06:03:05.600 --> 06:03:08.720
well I'm gonna last hit something like this

06:03:08.720 --> 06:03:10.640
oh like I even have the 7 TV

06:03:10.640 --> 06:03:17.120
he's gonna read it

06:03:17.120 --> 06:03:18.640
read it read it

06:03:18.640 --> 06:03:23.760
just copy paste it again if you didn't read it bro then you need to type it again

06:03:23.760 --> 06:03:25.760
read it

06:03:25.760 --> 06:03:27.760
oh how is he doing damage to me

06:03:27.760 --> 06:03:29.760
hello what is that

06:03:29.760 --> 06:03:31.760
so now control C and then control V

06:03:31.760 --> 06:03:33.760
and I'm VIP so I can abuse

06:03:33.760 --> 06:03:38.440
I can abuse yep, so it just keeps spamming it again over and over again. No jinx this we're gonna do

06:03:38.440 --> 06:03:40.440
Are you ready for the next level of cancer?

06:03:41.240 --> 06:03:44.160
Yes, so now I want you to open your big time

06:03:45.160 --> 06:03:47.160
Nice so open your league

06:03:51.840 --> 06:03:54.340
Say why wouldn't they they had you mid lane

06:04:03.760 --> 06:04:05.760
I have a five minute queue!

06:04:05.760 --> 06:04:07.760
I have a five minute queue!

06:04:07.760 --> 06:04:09.760
I have one minute queue!

06:04:09.760 --> 06:04:11.760
Wait, I need to trade, I need to trade right.

06:04:11.760 --> 06:04:13.760
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

06:04:13.760 --> 06:04:18.760
Okay, so now Jynxie, open your, like, that little text box in your client.

06:04:18.760 --> 06:04:21.760
Why does Dottis always up Jynxie's ass?

06:04:21.760 --> 06:04:23.760
Like, where is my coach?

06:04:23.760 --> 06:04:25.760
Where is my coach?

06:04:25.760 --> 06:04:28.760
So, so Jynxie, Jynxie, no, no, no, on the other side.

06:04:28.760 --> 06:04:31.760
So on the right side of your screen, you see that little, like, message box?

06:04:31.760 --> 06:04:33.760
No, on League, on League, in your League client.

06:04:36.160 --> 06:04:38.720
Yep, so now click there and click where it says the chosen one.

06:04:39.440 --> 06:04:42.800
And now you can start giving him cancer from here to force him to read it.

06:04:42.800 --> 06:04:45.280
Also, Warwick is bad, you need to play Mastery again.

06:04:47.120 --> 06:04:47.620
Okay.

06:04:50.560 --> 06:04:53.440
So now Jinx, I want you to type, so lock in, lock in.

06:04:55.280 --> 06:04:59.920
And then type, damn dude, pretty pathetic performance for you even trying.

06:05:01.760 --> 06:05:24.580
I know the best part is when he's in game you can send him messages and he's forced

06:05:24.580 --> 06:05:30.280
to read it in his chat box so now I want you to type hey good thing right gave you a five

06:05:30.280 --> 06:05:35.280
minute queue and at least saves your teammates for another five minutes.

06:05:35.280 --> 06:05:38.280
That's a good one.

06:05:38.280 --> 06:06:00.960
He's in low priority Q.

06:06:00.960 --> 06:06:04.360
Oh my god this guy's in hell right now.

06:06:04.360 --> 06:06:10.200
This is the most amazing thing ever

06:06:17.920 --> 06:06:21.400
Dude look at this guy dude Jinxie do you see how pathetic he is?

06:06:21.400 --> 06:06:28.340
He's begging a challenger player to coach him because of how insecure he is that he's gonna stay in the iron if he loses next game

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I know bro imagine needing a challenger coach to rank it up.

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No dude I'm telling you like listen listen so what we're gonna do now is what we're gonna do is what we're gonna do after this game when your game ends you're gonna say wow looks like when Muda can win trade he tries to cheat in other ways nice live coaching every game.

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game. Okay, got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Wait. So

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that's that's that's the two wins and we're we're bronze. Yep,

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two wins away. Wait, is it possible to lose a rank? Like

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can you go from bronze to iron? Yes, yes. But the thing is

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sometimes it takes a lot of losses like you won't demote

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after one game but if you lose like five or six in a row or

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like six or seven, then you do demote. Okay, so I just need to

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win two games and then Moody just needs to lose one game and then he's in iron and I'm in bronze and I can face time.

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Yep, exactly.

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Alright, it's looking good.

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Jinxie only needs a master coach, easy.

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I'm sorry.

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Jinxie, you know what's crazy?

06:07:37.880 --> 06:07:38.880
I didn't say that, I didn't say that.

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Jinxie, Jinxie, the only reason why that guy called me master is because he's a submissive little gremlin that just has that urge.

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Urge. Do you know what I mean?

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Yes, he wants to call your master.

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Exactly, yes.

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If we win this game, Don Tess, and I'm one-off bronze, we have to listen to

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Anakin Skywalker or something.

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Yes, but there's also another song I want to make you listen to as well that I think is gonna make your cocks so hard that you're gonna come in your

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pants.

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Okay. Yep, yo.

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Like James Allen, I feel the same, but sometimes I get dreams where I literally like can't nut.

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No matter how hard I try and then I just wake up with a throbbing erection

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Wait, is that not normal I've never had it dreams where I can't not yeah like you're saying that and you're trying

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I one thing about me is I can't edge like if I

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Bro if I start gooning like I'm gonna explode every time I can't edge

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I don't know how when people say they edge. I'm legitimately impressed because it's like how the fuck you actually edge

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It's just like it's just like holding it in like you know when you're at the movie theater

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I'm like you're pissing

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But then you hear that the that the credits are rolling so you're like fuck and then you just like hold it in and you're like fuck this

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It's like the same thing, but except when you're nutting

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Okay

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No one out of 5 can change who I am.

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Sorry Jynx, it's now or never, bro.

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Well, we need one more win, and then, Jatt, it's time to get the I was yours rolling,

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guys.

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Yup.

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Dude, I'm going to be honest with you, when I woke up this morning, I took a little bit

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of caffeine, and my heart was feeling a little bit weird again.

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So I haven't taken any caffeine all day today, and Loki, my heart's been feeling kind of

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chill.

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Well, I had two Celsius, and my heart feels like absolute godship, but it won't matter

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because I'll be bronze.

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And I remember what you said, your personal health doesn't matter if you're...

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That's true.

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Like, would you rather be alive as an iron player, or die a bronze player?

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Think about it.

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Die a bronze player.

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Exactly, yes.

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First, none.

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Okay.

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So now we're gonna play for the wrappers, and afterwards we're gonna look on the bot side

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clear.

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But you know what I noticed, Dantez?

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Nobody really plays Hackerum.

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I never see Hackerum.

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Yeah, why would they use us?

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Wait, so Hackerum is a bad champion.

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Why do you use him, Dantez?

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Well, okay, think of it this way, okay?

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Imagine you can use sit there and you have like a one inch flashlight, right?

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But it's like your meat is only one inch long.

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Like you're not going to sit there and buy a six inch flashlight because your meat's

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only one inch.

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make sense yes and it's the same with me and heck room does that make sense it's

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like it's like you tell me don't us if like if you only want to eat meat then

06:10:45.260 --> 06:10:49.120
why don't you eat meat but it's like I'm lactose intolerant do you see what I'm

06:10:49.120 --> 06:10:49.960
I'm getting up?

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Yes, yep.

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All right.

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No kind of violence can change your eye.

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So now what we're gonna do is you're gonna look

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for the gromp and then after the gromp,

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you're playing on the crab.

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Now, Jynxie, do you know where Muda's name Muda came from?

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You told me.

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Wait, hold on.

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There's another story.

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You can fight this, you can fight this,

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fight this you can fight this I want to fashion him yes auto good auto auto auto

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auto keep on keep on him oh god and we and we borrowed tape first you might

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have to run so the good news is your boss gonna trade this never mind the lot

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okay what's the crux okay so are you ready here where the name mooder came

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from. No, so the reason why is because in high school Muda was actually well

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known because he would fake being sesty to sneak into the girls sleepovers, right?

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And the way that he would actually do this was that anytime anyone would say

06:12:00.640 --> 06:12:07.760
anything he would say mood. So over time what happened was is that people got

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used to this to a point where they just called them mood up so that's the reason

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why nowadays he goes by that name online does that make sense

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now it'll be iron mid laner yep exactly okay so what we're gonna do now

06:12:25.120 --> 06:12:31.000
Jinxie is you're gonna play on the full clear and then after full clear we're

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gonna look on the dragon okay full clear dragon got it yep

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We're losing so we need to lock in here.

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You got this shit.

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Yep, yes sir. If I win this chat we are one off from this.

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Look, I'm telling you bro, this is your time to fucking shine right now.

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So play for the wolves and then afterwards the gromp and we can look on the dragon soon.

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Got it, yes sir.

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Alright, so now you're going to play for this, and then afterwards we're going to look for

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the Grombe's team.

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Yep, so Grombe is up in 10.

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So now GenC, can I explain to you a concept?

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So earlier, the Udyr fought you on the bot crab, right?

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The second it spawned.

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So what that means is you know that Udyr is clearing top to bot.

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So if you were to start the dragon here, press E. The problem is that there's a good chance

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that Udyr could be on it, right?

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So we're going to do something called the edging method, where you're just going to

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send a bush, and you're going to wait to see if Udyr walks up, and then if he doesn't,

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then you assume he recalls, then you go and you do the dragon.

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security awesome octane to go to the dragon

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all right

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co-chance this game looking at

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right now it's genuinely looking good

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like i'm telling you it's actually looking good

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you're getting the dragon here

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you're scaling your team's doing well it's free as fuck

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kill this? or no? no you could actually you could

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walk up on the thrash, Q on the thrash, Q on the thrash

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okay okay okay

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press E1 it's up, E1 it's up, E1 it's up

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okay so your

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your Chasanna gets a thrash at least

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so yeah Kraken so both of you the problem is that for some reason

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Udyr is always in the most random fucking places ever

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Like I don't understand why the fuck it's like happening right now.

06:14:52.120 --> 06:14:53.120
The enemy Udyr?

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Yeah, like the thing is like Udyr should have been bot side like 20 minutes ago, but for some reason he wasn't.

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Okay, top to bot folk clear, yeah start with the blue buff.

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The red buff, sorry.

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Yep.

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We're gonna catch, we got this.

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Yep, no right now it's actually looking decent.

06:15:09.120 --> 06:15:15.120
So how we're gonna play here is we're gonna look for the red side clear, and then just top to bot folk clear it, okay?

06:15:15.120 --> 06:15:16.120
Got it, yes sir.

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So now you see how Udyr is running top?

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I want you to drone on the Udyr right now.

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Okay, not bad.

06:15:36.120 --> 06:15:40.120
So how we're going to do it now is we're going to finish these Krugs.

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And then afterwards you're just going to play on the Raptors.

06:15:48.120 --> 06:15:55.120
So you're going to look for Raptors and then you're going to clear your bot side, okay?

06:15:55.120 --> 06:15:59.120
You don't think I shouldn't go for Grubbs?

06:15:59.120 --> 06:16:04.120
No, because the thing is that Udyr is stronger than you are right now, so if you go for Grubbs,

06:16:04.120 --> 06:16:06.120
exactly, yes.

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And I have no vision on him, so he's definitely there.

06:16:10.120 --> 06:16:12.120
Yes, exactly.

06:16:12.120 --> 06:16:15.120
So now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the bot side clear,

06:16:15.120 --> 06:16:30.800
to either look bot or mid one of the two nice okay that's good so she she killed

06:16:30.800 --> 06:16:36.600
the enemy buying this here support our double kill the enemy buying yeah press

06:16:36.600 --> 06:16:42.320
you press you I did I did I just get there you go this bomb so what do you do

06:16:42.320 --> 06:16:47.980
Jengzee is every time your teammate makes a good play you do that because you're saying like I want you to fist my asshole

06:16:56.280 --> 06:17:01.220
Dude and you should if someone carries your League of Legends they have a right to your body

06:17:04.140 --> 06:17:06.140
You could look for this, okay

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Just walk walk walk jump

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wait wait wait yeah look at look on the wrappers

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okay good look you put on the grubs so

06:17:21.520 --> 06:17:22.760
when you start ping the grubs the

06:17:22.760 --> 06:17:24.480
grubs the grubs no no not through there

06:17:24.480 --> 06:17:27.680
not through there not through there not

06:17:27.680 --> 06:17:32.160
through there so now you have to look on

06:17:32.160 --> 06:17:33.800
the grubs and just start ping your annie

06:17:33.800 --> 06:17:34.800
need to rotate.

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Oh, you saw Ping your Annie now, Ping your Annie.

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Ping on top of your Annie.

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Okay, so now how you're going to do this is you're going to finish the grubs, and after

06:17:57.640 --> 06:17:59.440
the grubs we're going to look on the crab.

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If Udyr comes in the chair, wait, it's fine.

06:18:02.760 --> 06:18:03.760
Just keep doing the grubs, you're fine.

06:18:03.760 --> 06:18:11.760
I know, I know, I know, I can't read them at all.

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Okay, so going on the UD now, Alton going on him, Alton going on him.

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E, E?

06:18:17.760 --> 06:18:19.760
I want to flash, good?

06:18:19.760 --> 06:18:21.760
Yes, yes, yes!

06:18:21.760 --> 06:18:22.760
Good!

06:18:22.760 --> 06:18:25.760
Okay, so now go for the crowd.

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Good!

06:18:26.760 --> 06:18:28.760
Jynxie, that's the kind of ship we're looking for, bro.

06:18:28.760 --> 06:18:30.760
No, it's not, no it's not.

06:18:30.760 --> 06:18:32.760
No it's not, my mic is fine.

06:18:32.760 --> 06:18:33.760
That's good now.

06:18:33.760 --> 06:18:37.760
Okay. Go top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top.

06:18:37.760 --> 06:18:38.760
It's alright.

06:18:38.760 --> 06:18:41.760
Okay, so now I want you to recall and buy your item.

06:18:43.760 --> 06:18:45.760
Let's go winning the game now I think, right?

06:18:45.760 --> 06:18:46.760
Yes.

06:18:46.760 --> 06:18:48.760
Shall I look drag here?

06:18:49.760 --> 06:18:51.760
No, you're gonna look for a full clear.

06:18:51.760 --> 06:18:52.760
Kraken's there?

06:18:52.760 --> 06:18:54.760
Yeah, and then walk out of base.

06:18:55.760 --> 06:18:57.760
Talked about full clear instead of drag?

06:18:57.760 --> 06:18:59.760
Exactly, yes, exactly.

06:18:59.760 --> 06:19:01.760
okay

06:19:01.760 --> 06:19:04.000
let's go man, one more provron, so let's go

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after we win this

06:19:05.080 --> 06:19:07.120
i'm telling you it's fast fuck

06:19:07.120 --> 06:19:10.120
chat after we win this, get the eyewitness here, just roll them

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okay so now you're gonna play on the Krugs and then afterwards you're gonna look on the Raptors

06:19:21.040 --> 06:19:22.520
to Gromp

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all gings to YouTube viewers migrate to the Twitch chat right now

06:19:26.880 --> 06:19:29.400
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06:19:29.400 --> 06:19:36.400
under refugee status as it ends. You must migrate to Twitch.

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I got you.

06:19:38.640 --> 06:19:45.640
Okay, so now you're going to play for this and then look on the Wolves here.

06:19:48.720 --> 06:19:51.440
Okay, so Jinxie, this is what we're going to need to do here, okay?

06:19:51.440 --> 06:19:54.400
You're going to look for your Wolves and your Gromp, and then while you're

06:19:54.400 --> 06:19:58.500
cleaning your Gromp, every single person with a free Amazon Prime needs a Prime

06:19:58.500 --> 06:20:09.020
sub right now to you do you understand me because it's like you need no you don't

06:20:09.020 --> 06:20:14.900
back you go for the dragon here yeah exactly okay wait you can look bad you

06:20:14.900 --> 06:20:20.820
can look bad I don't want to go in do not go in do not go in back up do not go

06:20:20.820 --> 06:20:31.820
win. Do not engage. Do not engage the fight. Do not engage the fight. Press W and just

06:20:31.820 --> 06:20:37.300
start killing. Okay, no. So there you want it to just like not move. That way you don't

06:20:37.300 --> 06:20:38.300
cancel it.

06:20:38.300 --> 06:20:41.820
I understand. Yep. Sorry. I forgot how E works for second P.

06:20:41.820 --> 06:20:44.820
They're on dragon. What should I do? Should I fight this?

06:20:44.820 --> 06:20:47.900
Yeah, you could. Just start ping. Just start ping. Your team is going to follow up. You

06:20:47.900 --> 06:20:55.820
You need to go on the Ash, the Ash, oh you ulted way too early, oh you ulted way too early.

06:20:55.820 --> 06:21:05.500
Not bad, kill him off please, nice, nice, nice, please kill your dear, oh no, okay, so

06:21:05.500 --> 06:21:06.500
Jhin sleep.

06:21:06.500 --> 06:21:10.060
Please don't understand yee that well man, I don't know yee that well, so like we know.

06:21:10.060 --> 06:21:14.820
So listen, yeah yeah yeah, so yee is a champion that you're not an engage bro, you're the

06:21:14.820 --> 06:21:18.940
follow up so you need your team to go in and then you just follow up you cannot

06:21:18.940 --> 06:21:26.580
go in first in fights or else you will always lose you understand yeah sorry

06:21:26.580 --> 06:21:34.760
sorry sorry it's okay so he's more like a third party yes it's like you need to

06:21:34.760 --> 06:21:38.020
sit in the cock chair and you're only allowed joining in once the ball lets

06:21:38.020 --> 06:21:44.380
you does that make sense yes the ball in this case is your your engage so once

06:21:44.380 --> 06:21:48.180
the bull looks at you and he says enough Nintendo switch time that's when you put

06:21:48.180 --> 06:21:53.100
the switch away and then you join in on who's the bull though the bull is your

06:21:53.100 --> 06:21:59.700
engage right like who though so this game Annie's bears the bull

06:21:59.700 --> 06:22:05.280
Annie is our engage the two foot tall girl that's our engage no her bear she

06:22:05.280 --> 06:22:12.340
spawns a bear he's the bull oh I didn't know that yeah okay so what we need now

06:22:12.340 --> 06:22:21.540
you go for the the wrappers into the bot side clear kill the wrapper kill the

06:22:21.540 --> 06:22:29.540
wrapper kill the wrapper okay and I just play for bot side here

06:22:36.100 --> 06:22:41.260
imagine the biggest thing bro like warwick I engage but yeah I don't so it's

06:22:41.260 --> 06:22:44.340
It's hard for me to break that school of thought, because what was my most played character?

06:22:44.340 --> 06:22:50.100
Yeah, why do you think I still end up fucked on the game as an off-hacker, even though I have thousands of games on other shows?

06:22:51.740 --> 06:22:53.740
Just because he adds all about what you're used to.

06:22:53.740 --> 06:22:54.240
Yeah.

06:22:54.800 --> 06:22:56.300
Because it's like, imagine...

06:22:56.540 --> 06:22:58.540
That's a pretty crazy analogy, never mind.

06:23:00.740 --> 06:23:01.900
Should I look for...

06:23:01.900 --> 06:23:04.100
Yeah, you're gonna look towards mid. Look towards mid.

06:23:04.900 --> 06:23:06.900
The Rift Tower is up, so we're gonna look for that.

06:23:11.260 --> 06:23:20.260
Yes, yes, this looks good. So what you're gonna do is you're gonna walk up. I'll tell you when it's hard. Do not R yet.

06:23:20.260 --> 06:23:27.260
Jon? Or no, no. I think she's already dead. Nice.

06:23:27.260 --> 06:23:34.260
Yeah, but Loki is fine. Just hit the Herald. Hit the Herald. You're gonna use this attack speed to secure the Heralds here.

06:23:34.260 --> 06:23:38.260
How long does the R last for long, G?

06:23:38.260 --> 06:23:44.260
Uh, it like gets reset every time you get a kill. So whenever you get kills it lasts for longer.

06:23:44.260 --> 06:23:45.260
Got it, got it.

06:23:45.260 --> 06:23:48.260
Oh, so it wasn't that bad of an R if I actually ended up KXing.

06:23:50.260 --> 06:23:52.260
She'll like mid, bro?

06:23:52.260 --> 06:23:55.260
Uh, no, she's too uh, too healthy.

06:23:57.260 --> 06:24:00.260
Imagine like this, I want to go top. GenC.

06:24:00.260 --> 06:24:05.900
Imagine you're sitting there and you're an STD. You do not want to infect somebody that's young and healthy

06:24:05.900 --> 06:24:09.220
You want to infect somebody that's old and it's gonna die. Does that make sense?

06:24:09.220 --> 06:24:15.340
And it's the same thing with like being a jungler. You want to go in on people where it's like free kills, right?

06:24:16.100 --> 06:24:19.420
Yep. Got it. How much away two wins, Shaq? If we get this one win.

06:24:19.740 --> 06:24:25.740
It's like going to the retirement home, right? Like you're not gonna want to kill the random workers there to get their wills, right?

06:24:25.740 --> 06:24:28.540
You're gonna want to be the granny's and the grandpa's does that make sense

06:24:32.180 --> 06:24:38.260
Go for go for go for the bulls lighting you play right now the bulls taking away your Nintendo switch now you got this shit

06:24:39.140 --> 06:24:41.740
Nice, oh you got one

06:24:45.260 --> 06:24:47.260
No, you can't

06:24:47.780 --> 06:24:52.300
Wait, I'm off to the side if okay, go for your out this go for your out this no back about

06:24:52.900 --> 06:24:54.900
oh

06:24:54.900 --> 06:24:56.900
Oh no.

06:24:56.900 --> 06:24:59.900
It's fine. This guy's like dead though. This guy's gonna go base.

06:24:59.900 --> 06:25:01.900
Yep.

06:25:01.900 --> 06:25:03.900
Nice! There you go.

06:25:03.900 --> 06:25:04.900
Gwino, Gwino, Gwino, Gwino.

06:25:04.900 --> 06:25:06.900
Yep. So now you have the Gwino, you're gonna be good.

06:25:06.900 --> 06:25:10.900
So you're gonna want to clear the bot side, and then afterwards you're gonna play on the dragon, okay?

06:25:10.900 --> 06:25:12.900
Sure about play, Jog. Got it.

06:25:12.900 --> 06:25:13.900
Yes.

06:25:13.900 --> 06:25:15.900
Waiting to go, waiting to go.

06:25:15.900 --> 06:25:18.900
Should I buy a boot, do you think, or am I good?

06:25:18.900 --> 06:25:23.900
At this point, honestly, you're gonna want to get steel caps this game.

06:25:23.900 --> 06:25:25.900
God

06:25:34.660 --> 06:25:36.660
You're gonna go walls into ground

06:25:42.420 --> 06:25:48.980
I'm thinking dude we got this so we're gonna do now so you're gonna pay for the walls and then gromp the dragon is up in

06:25:48.980 --> 06:25:51.140
About 35 seconds, so we're gonna want to look on that. Okay?

06:25:53.900 --> 06:26:00.900
Like it's genuinely free as fuck right now.

06:26:00.900 --> 06:26:09.900
Okay, now go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on.

06:26:09.900 --> 06:26:13.900
Control E. Backup.

06:26:13.900 --> 06:26:17.900
Okay, go for the dragon.

06:26:17.900 --> 06:26:18.900
So I'm noticing that.

06:26:18.900 --> 06:26:20.900
Problem with you is you need to like your W channel, bro.

06:26:20.900 --> 06:26:22.900
bro. You need to have your W channel.

06:26:22.900 --> 06:26:24.900
Sorry, yeah hold it.

06:26:24.900 --> 06:26:26.900
Got it, sorry sir.

06:26:26.900 --> 06:26:30.900
This is a bit risky. The Aurelia could come here.

06:26:32.900 --> 06:26:35.900
Okay, yeah, yeah, just finish here, you're getting on.

06:26:36.900 --> 06:26:40.900
Sometimes big time players make big time players, here we go.

06:26:40.900 --> 06:26:43.900
Smite at 1.4k? Nice.

06:26:43.900 --> 06:26:46.900
No, no, no, you don't want to fight this.

06:26:46.900 --> 06:26:51.900
So I want you to uh, walk to your red. Walk to your red.

06:26:59.900 --> 06:27:01.900
I'm talking about you're fucking destroying this guy.

06:27:02.900 --> 06:27:11.900
Like you're gonna sit there bro and after this game he's gonna 2-3-sub-2 and fucking moan your name every time he nuts because of how fucking like Stockholm syndrome he's just gonna be, do you understand me?

06:27:11.900 --> 06:27:15.020
on me he's gonna sit and be like oh

06:27:15.020 --> 06:27:20.220
jing see jing see and then you're gonna

06:27:20.220 --> 06:27:21.580
sit there you might do what the fuck are

06:27:21.580 --> 06:27:22.940
you doing get away from you fucking

06:27:22.940 --> 06:27:24.620
weirdo and he's gonna be like doing that

06:27:24.620 --> 06:27:26.140
over and over and over again every day

06:27:26.140 --> 06:27:27.100
for the rest of his life do you

06:27:27.100 --> 06:27:29.500
understand yeah you know what made me

06:27:29.500 --> 06:27:31.820
man man man man man man man John met John

06:27:31.820 --> 06:27:35.900
met brother John John okay you can go

06:27:35.900 --> 06:27:37.340
for the fight now all 10 and kill the

06:27:37.340 --> 06:27:44.340
Oh, that was really early. It should be fine though. Press E.

06:27:52.340 --> 06:27:56.340
Nice! Another one! Q! Q! Nice!

06:27:56.340 --> 06:27:59.340
There we go, man. Now do I look, uh...

06:27:59.340 --> 06:28:00.340
No, not Baron.

06:28:00.340 --> 06:28:02.340
No, you're going to go blue. You're going to go blue.

06:28:02.340 --> 06:28:07.340
Yes Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Ping Baron, no, no, no, no, no!

06:28:11.640 --> 06:28:16.240
Oh no, Jinx, you get away from the Baron please, I'm trying to kill your Tristana.

06:28:19.840 --> 06:28:23.140
Jinx, I'm the enemy Udyr, you need to talk back to me, bro, while you do the Baron.

06:28:24.840 --> 06:28:26.840
Uhh, hey Udyr, how's it going?

06:28:26.840 --> 06:28:32.840
Oh Jinx, it's gonna be a lot worse for me if you take that Baron. Please stop doing it.

06:28:33.840 --> 06:28:36.840
No dear, I have to win this so I can get a problem too dear.

06:28:36.840 --> 06:28:42.840
Oh but Jinxie, if you don't win the game, I'll let you win another battle.

06:28:42.840 --> 06:28:45.840
Okay, hey, alright, hey, hey, come on.

06:28:45.840 --> 06:28:51.840
Bro Jinxie, it's a getting in the fucking mindset bro, I'm not doing this cause I enjoy it.

06:28:51.840 --> 06:28:53.840
it

06:28:56.000 --> 06:29:00.500
Okay, so caps and then you right-click the experimental x-fight

06:29:02.160 --> 06:29:04.160
Now go for the boo

06:29:05.160 --> 06:29:07.400
Yo chat if we win this game

06:29:09.200 --> 06:29:12.680
Grab your penis grab some motion as long as the rating plus of potential

06:29:12.800 --> 06:29:17.000
Grab your penis grab some motion throw it on the big screen and tell your girlfriend to fuck off

06:29:17.400 --> 06:29:20.800
Yes, exactly good into this for the rest of my chat. Let's go

06:29:21.840 --> 06:29:23.240
We are getting bronze man.

06:29:23.240 --> 06:29:27.360
My guys, this is what you're gonna do. Every single one of you right now, if you have a girlfriend

06:29:27.360 --> 06:29:33.960
I want you to grab duct tape right now and duct tape an iPad to her head with a screen facing you

06:29:33.960 --> 06:29:38.300
And then you're gonna put a picture of Jinxie and while you have sex with your girlfriend

06:29:38.300 --> 06:29:41.960
You're gonna nut to the side of Jinxie staring into your soul. Do you understand me?

06:29:44.040 --> 06:29:45.540
Uh, champ, do not do that.

06:29:45.540 --> 06:29:47.540
Okay, just one more, one more, one more, this one.

06:29:51.840 --> 06:30:01.840
Walk in this bush? Maybe he's here. Walk in the bush.

06:30:01.840 --> 06:30:10.840
Okay. Fight mid. I want to fight the Thresh. You're on the Thresh. The Thresh first.

06:30:10.840 --> 06:30:23.160
Flash nice nice QQ E-E-E-E-E-E-E

06:30:23.160 --> 06:30:31.680
Yes!

06:30:31.680 --> 06:30:32.680
Okay...

06:30:32.680 --> 06:30:36.340
I said I'm gonna play for this here.

06:30:36.340 --> 06:30:40.040
After this, I want you to recall, look on the crab.

06:30:40.040 --> 06:30:47.540
yes sir yes sir so Jinzy can I ask you a question what's up man how's it going

06:30:47.540 --> 06:30:52.780
brother why are you hosting a fuck-a-fan contest I'm Matt Brown that's a rumor

06:30:52.780 --> 06:30:56.180
spread on tiktok it's all just brain rot bullshit don't let that shit give me

06:30:56.180 --> 06:31:01.660
your head man okay nothing you see about me in tiktok any of it it's real oh wait

06:31:01.660 --> 06:31:05.620
I saw something saying Jinzy loves supporting local orphanages and

06:31:05.620 --> 06:31:12.380
hospitals okay I guess that's fake too okay okay so look listen watch the enemy

06:31:12.380 --> 06:31:16.300
red buff enemy red buff enemy red buff enemy red buff the enemy red buff now

06:31:16.300 --> 06:31:21.580
drum mid drum mid because if you see a fight going on you're gonna go for the

06:31:21.580 --> 06:31:29.700
fight kill kill kill oh my god please kill our our our okay and then after you

06:31:29.700 --> 06:31:34.540
come walk man man now I don't know come in mid mid you see that that's you that

06:31:34.540 --> 06:31:40.960
That's got Jinxie's name written all over it kill Q Q e e yes. Yes. Yes

06:31:41.680 --> 06:31:43.680
Good now made push mid push mid

06:31:45.880 --> 06:31:50.360
Fucking goddamn radius after that fuck a fan contest. Nope. That's not a real

06:31:50.800 --> 06:31:55.300
Okay, so now what you're gonna do you're gonna look for the for the inner church here. Oh

06:31:56.580 --> 06:32:01.100
My all jitties check a drag now coach. Yep. So now you're gonna go dragon

06:32:04.540 --> 06:32:29.540
I don't know if I'm comfortable with that, coach.

06:32:29.540 --> 06:32:37.580
look for the one here are and then kill on kill our kill our kill our kill nice

06:32:37.580 --> 06:32:45.780
I'm nice fucking nice dude god damn it dude jinx I'm not kidding I feel these

06:32:45.780 --> 06:32:49.260
pangs of aggression every time you make a good play like if you're in front of

06:32:49.260 --> 06:32:58.940
me I just start squeezing your body randomly I get that sounds okay you

06:32:58.940 --> 06:33:01.940
You don't want to feel clear. You're gonna go for the red buff, then you're gonna walk mid.

06:33:01.940 --> 06:33:06.940
Got it, yes sir. And then I could go Scott into Baron? Or no?

06:33:06.940 --> 06:33:09.940
Um...

06:33:09.940 --> 06:33:12.940
You know what? No. Then you're gonna walk mid it, trust me.

06:33:12.940 --> 06:33:14.940
Because the enemy team is gonna do something retarded.

06:33:14.940 --> 06:33:17.940
Walk mid right now and benefit off of the retardation. Trust me.

06:33:17.940 --> 06:33:20.940
Walk mid. Walk in the bush. In the bush.

06:33:20.940 --> 06:33:23.940
Not too late now. Just walk mid.

06:33:23.940 --> 06:33:31.580
Q? Nice, push mid, just push mid.

06:33:31.580 --> 06:33:34.820
Have they tried fighting you? Now you can probably just on the game. You might not even have to baron.

06:33:34.820 --> 06:33:39.180
Hit the turret, hit the turret. Yeah, just walk up, just walk up. You need to walk up.

06:33:39.180 --> 06:33:43.100
Now I want you to R and kill her. R and then kill her. R and then E and then kill her.

06:33:43.100 --> 06:33:48.300
On the Gwen, the Gwen. Nice, good. Okay now the Udyr, the Udyr. Turn on the Udyr.

06:33:48.300 --> 06:33:53.740
THE REAL TIRT! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! KILL THE THRESH! KILL THE THRESH!

06:33:53.740 --> 06:33:54.600
NICE!

06:33:54.600 --> 06:33:56.460
NOW WALK WITH THE IRLIA! KILL THE IRLIA!

06:33:56.460 --> 06:34:01.980
YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD! KILL! KILL! NOOOO! NOOOO!

06:34:01.980 --> 06:34:04.440
YOU COCKSUCKER! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

06:34:04.440 --> 06:34:06.140
Okay, head to turrets! Head to turrets!

06:34:06.140 --> 06:34:09.100
Toon the IRLIA! Toon the IRLIA! Toon the IRLIA! Toon the IRLIA! Toon the IRLIA!

06:34:09.100 --> 06:34:12.840
E coming up! Toon the IRLIA! E coming up! Nice! Nice! Nice!

06:34:14.740 --> 06:34:17.240
Why did you come here to go to the IRLIA, man? I just said turrets.

06:34:17.240 --> 06:34:23.800
Okay, no, that's fine. That's fine. I was just getting a little too bit a little bit too crazy. Okay, so now by your death sands

06:34:30.800 --> 06:34:32.920
You can see if you call me a one-check one more time

06:34:32.920 --> 06:34:35.680
The only one trick you're gonna know about is the fucking roundhouse kick

06:34:35.680 --> 06:34:39.840
They're gonna get to your temple and send you into the fucking now into hell. Do you understand me?

06:34:42.040 --> 06:34:44.240
Okay, so now listen on respawn

06:34:44.240 --> 06:34:50.920
It is hard to like focus when my coach is saying he's gonna kill me. You're gonna kill me. I mean come on, dude

06:34:51.080 --> 06:34:53.080
damn

06:34:53.480 --> 06:34:55.080
You're gonna kill me

06:34:55.080 --> 06:34:57.080
Jinxy Jinxy Jinxy

06:34:57.240 --> 06:35:03.680
Yes, Jinxy that should motivate you bro. I'm saying it to motivate you like do you not care about your life, bro

06:35:03.680 --> 06:35:06.960
Do you want your brother to grow up without his brother with him?

06:35:08.440 --> 06:35:11.240
Then saying I'm gonna kill you should be the ultimate motivation

06:35:11.240 --> 06:35:16.600
Motivation you should thank me for telling you that bro because it shows you that I care. Do you understand?

06:35:17.720 --> 06:35:21.120
Okay, now go for the crab and then look on the bar and soon, okay?

06:35:21.120 --> 06:35:25.600
I'm gonna want you to listen if you see the ash on your screen you instantly aren't you too on her

06:35:25.600 --> 06:35:28.000
Do you understand me? No, no, no

06:35:28.000 --> 06:35:33.520
I'm from the ash the ash the ash Q ee ee ee fash fash

06:35:34.160 --> 06:35:38.080
Yes, no Q Q you to you. No ee ee ee

06:35:38.080 --> 06:35:40.080
I don't I don't I don't you nice

06:35:40.080 --> 06:35:43.640
more more the flesh the flesh the flesh nice nice nice

06:35:49.080 --> 06:35:51.920
No the one this on the what inside just pushman pushman

06:35:55.120 --> 06:35:57.120
Don't I got a quad

06:35:57.480 --> 06:36:03.580
That's your first ever fucking quadra kill baby now fucking reap your reward get that fucking nexus now, bro

06:36:03.580 --> 06:36:04.580
So that's plus OP.

06:36:04.580 --> 06:36:07.220
Okay, wait, Yi is kind of fun, I'm not gonna lie.

06:36:07.220 --> 06:36:09.180
I would not have been able to do that with Warwick, no way.

06:36:09.180 --> 06:36:12.860
Yes, because that's the thing, Yi is just about scaling and then going crazy once you

06:36:12.860 --> 06:36:13.860
scale.

06:36:13.860 --> 06:36:14.860
Hit the turrets.

06:36:14.860 --> 06:36:15.860
You can end here.

06:36:15.860 --> 06:36:18.860
How do I just say soul?

06:36:18.860 --> 06:36:22.460
Turret, auto, auto, auto, you kill, you kill, you kill her instantly.

06:36:22.460 --> 06:36:24.460
She's a fucking low bitch, dude.

06:36:24.460 --> 06:36:25.460
Ah, one more.

06:36:25.460 --> 06:36:26.460
It's fine, we get that.

06:36:26.460 --> 06:36:27.460
Yep, this is show.

06:36:27.460 --> 06:36:30.460
We kill the ad, we end, we end, we end, right?

06:36:30.460 --> 06:36:31.460
Yeah, surely end.

06:36:31.460 --> 06:36:33.460
No, they can't, I didn't hear you, but you're okay.

06:36:34.460 --> 06:36:38.460
You get a little bit more playtime with your playthings. I want you to all chat that.

06:36:38.460 --> 06:36:43.460
Say, you guys are my dolls, and I just came home from school.

06:36:48.460 --> 06:36:53.460
That's probably the weirdest thing I ever made you type, but I'm gonna be honest, it still hits hard.

06:36:53.460 --> 06:36:55.460
Like, that's Aura.

06:36:55.460 --> 06:37:01.460
So you're gonna right click the guardian angel and then you're gonna buy the elixir of wrath, the red one.

06:37:01.460 --> 06:37:09.460
So that one gives you damage and it makes you heal off of all the physical damage that you do.

06:37:09.460 --> 06:37:16.460
Yo, Yi is fun chat. I think I'm just a faker of iron, bro. I'm not even kidding. I carry every game, bro.

06:37:16.460 --> 06:37:18.460
Am I the faker of iron?

06:37:18.460 --> 06:37:21.460
You honestly might be, bro. You might be.

06:37:21.460 --> 06:37:24.980
You know what I think? I think Faker's the jinxive challenger.

06:37:26.100 --> 06:37:28.740
Holy shit, that was hard. I'm not even gonna lie.

06:37:28.740 --> 06:37:30.740
Yep, okay, so now look for the dragon.

06:37:31.300 --> 06:37:35.140
Okay, this Thresh is dead. This guy's... I'm about to just kill everybody again, hold on.

06:37:35.620 --> 06:37:37.620
I'm literally just gonna rip everyone's head off.

06:37:38.500 --> 06:37:40.500
Alright, nice. Now go fucking crazy.

06:37:42.500 --> 06:37:44.980
What, dude? Yes! Go! Keep going.

06:37:47.940 --> 06:37:49.140
Two, it's up in a second.

06:37:49.140 --> 06:37:52.440
jitty jitty jitty

06:37:52.440 --> 06:37:57.540
okay so now listen

06:37:57.540 --> 06:38:03.660
I want you to take the dragon and then go mid after the dragon

06:38:03.660 --> 06:38:09.980
the dragon well jitty doesn't need the scut bro

06:38:09.980 --> 06:38:13.780
okay so now walk mid

06:38:13.780 --> 06:38:17.380
if they come for you you're gonna 1v5 pen to kill them

06:38:17.380 --> 06:38:19.380
Walk mid.

06:38:19.380 --> 06:38:21.380
Penta kill, first one ever, here we go.

06:38:21.380 --> 06:38:25.380
Probably not, but you're going to get a 1v3 triple kill. Just walk at them.

06:38:25.380 --> 06:38:29.380
So your order of priority is Ash, then Thresh, then Udyr.

06:38:29.380 --> 06:38:30.380
Okay?

06:38:30.380 --> 06:38:33.380
Got it. Ash, Thresh, Udyr, Ash, Thresh, Udyr, Ash, Thresh, Udyr.

06:38:35.380 --> 06:38:37.380
Whatever if the Ash is...

06:38:37.380 --> 06:38:40.380
Just going on the Thresh, going on the Thresh. But like, I want you to hold your Q.

06:38:40.380 --> 06:38:43.380
Oh, okay. R? R?

06:38:43.380 --> 06:38:46.380
Okay, now go on the Ash, the Ash, the Ash, now.

06:38:47.380 --> 06:38:51.980
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to cue the minions coach. I'm actually sorry. I'm sorry. It's okay

06:38:52.620 --> 06:38:57.780
Listen, that's okay. It's okay. It's okay. So now this is what we're gonna do, okay? I'll not respawn

06:38:57.780 --> 06:39:02.220
We're just gonna play it safe and consistent. We're gonna look for the Baron and then we're gonna look for the end, okay?

06:39:04.580 --> 06:39:08.140
My teams are pinning Baron, but I'm not back for 40 seconds. Do they have a break in their head?

06:39:09.900 --> 06:39:12.300
Yeah, probably actually low-key probably

06:39:12.300 --> 06:39:26.220
I'm telling you listen it's fine because you still got this shit like this game is still

06:39:26.220 --> 06:39:29.260
the freest win that you've ever had in your entire life do you understand?

06:39:29.260 --> 06:39:30.260
Yep.

06:39:30.260 --> 06:39:33.480
Coach I need to win this because then I'm one off bronze and I'll literally pull my cock

06:39:33.480 --> 06:39:34.980
out and go sit in my game of all time.

06:39:34.980 --> 06:39:35.980
Yep.

06:39:35.980 --> 06:39:38.660
I might even run a fucking 45 seconds a day for that one.

06:39:38.660 --> 06:39:41.540
No 30 seconds you're gonna be okay at this you know.

06:39:41.540 --> 06:39:43.540
Sorry, I saw

06:39:43.780 --> 06:39:50.300
Okay, so now what we're gonna do out of base you're gonna look on the red buff. No, I can't buy it. Just go to the red buff

06:39:57.380 --> 06:40:00.340
Push the wait top the wait top the wait first top wait

06:40:11.540 --> 06:40:21.860
now what now go for the red and then after the red you're going to baron

06:40:21.860 --> 06:40:27.380
everyone died can i solo baron i know baronically yes

06:40:27.380 --> 06:40:37.380
why are we alone in there in the neck just hit just hit baron you're good

06:40:37.380 --> 06:40:42.380
What just happened?

06:40:42.380 --> 06:40:47.380
Lux, what the fuck are you doing?

06:40:47.380 --> 06:40:52.380
Trust me, you're good, you're good.

06:40:52.380 --> 06:40:56.380
E, no keep hitting it, Jinxie, stop it, you wanna keep hitting it.

06:40:56.380 --> 06:40:57.380
Sorry, sorry.

06:40:57.380 --> 06:41:01.380
If you run away from it, it's gonna kill you.

06:41:01.380 --> 06:41:04.380
Okay, so instantly after this, you're gonna recall by Guardian Angel.

06:41:04.380 --> 06:41:11.380
angel

06:41:11.860 --> 06:41:13.540
and then you just walk med

06:41:13.540 --> 06:41:14.700
now you're in the game

06:41:14.700 --> 06:41:17.220
now we get a penta

06:41:17.220 --> 06:41:22.740
oh my god this is a penta

06:41:22.740 --> 06:41:25.260
alright because you got hit by the ash ultimate

06:41:25.260 --> 06:41:26.420
it actually might be

06:41:26.420 --> 06:41:31.180
it might be

06:41:31.180 --> 06:41:33.220
going

06:41:33.220 --> 06:41:34.980
out now

06:41:34.980 --> 06:41:37.780
out

06:41:37.780 --> 06:41:44.780
noice

06:41:45.580 --> 06:41:47.580
did i get it?

06:41:47.580 --> 06:41:48.500
why didn't i get a pentath?

06:41:48.500 --> 06:41:51.220
your team saw your kills

06:41:51.220 --> 06:41:53.780
i did so much damage though

06:41:53.780 --> 06:41:55.500
it's fine let me just end, i don't care

06:41:55.500 --> 06:41:57.620
i'll get a pentath someday

06:41:57.620 --> 06:42:00.740
you will get your pentath someday but just not yet

06:42:00.740 --> 06:42:02.940
They're all on respawn, so we just end on the next mini-mage.

06:42:04.140 --> 06:42:04.640
Yep.

06:42:04.640 --> 06:42:06.940
So now just wait for the wave and now start hitting it.

06:42:07.340 --> 06:42:09.040
And just like that, bro...

06:42:09.640 --> 06:42:10.540
It happened.

06:42:10.540 --> 06:42:11.940
One off, one off, one off, one off.

06:42:11.940 --> 06:42:12.440
Oh my god.

06:42:12.440 --> 06:42:14.240
Shhhhhh!

06:42:14.240 --> 06:42:16.140
Bro, Chad, I thought that was gonna be a pen job.

06:42:16.940 --> 06:42:18.240
Seven? Yo, okay.

06:42:18.240 --> 06:42:21.540
I'm not gonna lie, he might be better than Warwick when he scales.

06:42:21.540 --> 06:42:22.040
Yes.

06:42:22.040 --> 06:42:23.140
But when he's shit.

06:42:23.140 --> 06:42:25.340
When he scales, you actually can't die.

06:42:25.340 --> 06:42:29.040
Cause you just go invisible and you kill the squishy people and then you just keep healing.

06:42:29.340 --> 06:42:29.840
Okay.

06:42:29.840 --> 06:42:35.480
jing see before you queue up the YouTube viewers are gonna have to migrate to the

06:42:35.480 --> 06:42:39.760
Twitch stream now okay I'm gonna end on YouTube I'm gonna I'm gonna end on YouTube

06:42:39.760 --> 06:42:42.440
and then we're gonna listen to whatever you want to listen to for as long as you

06:42:42.440 --> 06:42:47.400
want for the bronze game okay yep but before we do before we do right click on

06:42:47.400 --> 06:42:55.000
the chosen one yep click where it says view profile

06:42:55.000 --> 06:43:00.420
Yep, now do match history click where it says match history

06:43:06.580 --> 06:43:08.580
No

06:43:08.580 --> 06:43:14.420
Wait, so he dropped to iron he didn't drop to iron yet, but he's losing all his fucking games this piece of shit

06:43:14.980 --> 06:43:16.980
He's lost

06:43:16.980 --> 06:43:22.020
Five of his last six games. Yep. Let's go dude. There you go. It's like James. See that's the thing

06:43:22.020 --> 06:43:28.660
You always need to have one person that you hate watch because if you hate watch them then every time they lose

06:43:28.820 --> 06:43:31.220
You're gonna feel even better about yourself

06:43:32.620 --> 06:43:34.300
So don't ask

06:43:34.300 --> 06:43:40.860
Okay, this is it right. This is the iron and s-plus on the holy shit. Yo chat when he scales

06:43:40.900 --> 06:43:46.340
You actually can't die you target this squishy people you go invisible and you just eat you

06:43:52.020 --> 06:43:56.180
Okay, Jinxie, I wanted to open Discord and click the link that I just saw.

06:43:56.180 --> 06:43:59.140
Okay, this is the bronze game, Dantez.

06:43:59.140 --> 06:44:01.360
Can I go pee before I click it?

06:44:01.360 --> 06:44:02.980
Yep, you can go pee right now.

06:44:02.980 --> 06:44:07.860
Alright, and Dantez, if you want to speak to the chat cam, this is a historic moment for the stream, bro.

06:44:07.860 --> 06:44:08.860
Okay.

06:44:08.860 --> 06:44:13.860
Uh, guys, I need to piss as well, but I'll be back soon, give me a sec.

06:45:52.020 --> 06:45:54.020
I

06:46:02.140 --> 06:46:04.140
Jings are you sure

06:46:05.340 --> 06:46:10.860
Dude what the fuck bro said he had a small bladder, but he's been pissing for the last like three minutes

06:46:13.940 --> 06:46:20.660
All right guys everyone listen we need to all clasp our hands and prayer together

06:46:22.020 --> 06:46:24.020
Everybody.

06:46:24.020 --> 06:46:26.020
Don't ask.

06:46:26.020 --> 06:46:28.020
This is it, bro.

06:46:28.020 --> 06:46:30.020
Okay, Jinxie.

06:46:30.020 --> 06:46:31.020
Yes, sir.

06:46:31.020 --> 06:46:36.020
I have a speech for you, but you need to play that song to give me the background music that I need.

06:46:36.020 --> 06:46:38.020
Yes, sir.

06:46:38.020 --> 06:46:40.020
Are you ready?

06:46:40.020 --> 06:46:42.020
Yes, sir.

06:46:42.020 --> 06:46:44.020
Can you hear it?

06:46:44.020 --> 06:46:46.020
I can listen.

06:46:46.020 --> 06:46:51.020
Jinxie, I want you to understand that right now, this is your moment.

06:46:51.020 --> 06:46:59.420
It's not about League of Legends, it's not about your stream, it's not about Riot and

06:46:59.420 --> 06:47:02.900
it's not even about your viewers.

06:47:02.900 --> 06:47:11.540
This moment Jinx is about you, it's about you knowing that you are capable.

06:47:11.540 --> 06:47:16.660
It's about you sitting there on your first day of League of Legends, not knowing anything

06:47:16.660 --> 06:47:23.700
going on, running it down, not even knowing what the fuck you even click, about everyone

06:47:23.700 --> 06:47:31.020
laughing about you, about you having the worst experience of your life, but about you being

06:47:31.020 --> 06:47:38.460
willing to chew again the next day, about you being willing day in, day out to learn,

06:47:38.460 --> 06:47:46.680
to become better, to improve, to adopt, to overcome, to improvise.

06:47:46.680 --> 06:47:52.600
It's about you being able to turn yourself into the version of you that overcomes every

06:47:52.600 --> 06:47:53.600
obstacle.

06:47:53.600 --> 06:48:01.040
The version of you that has always been deep within you.

06:48:01.040 --> 06:48:06.720
The version of you, Jinxie, that turned yourself into the biggest streamer on Twitch.

06:48:06.720 --> 06:48:12.400
The version of you that turned yourself into a champion Rainbow Six player, the version

06:48:12.400 --> 06:48:20.680
of you that managed to become one of the biggest names on tiktok out of nowhere.

06:48:20.680 --> 06:48:26.000
It's about you looking everyone dead in the eye and telling them you are wrong about what

06:48:26.000 --> 06:48:34.680
I am capable of and showing them just how serious you were about what you were saying.

06:48:34.680 --> 06:48:46.680
When it comes to Jinxie, it isn't just words, it's actions, and this action right now is you queuing up to it BRUNZE!

06:48:48.680 --> 06:48:58.680
It's about you queuing up and hitting a rank that nobody thought you would hit, that probably not even you thought you would hit!

06:48:58.680 --> 06:49:07.160
But you are willing to try and you are willing to learn and you are willing to deal with

06:49:07.160 --> 06:49:15.760
the anger, with the fear, with the ridicule.

06:49:15.760 --> 06:49:19.880
And this is your magnum opus.

06:49:19.880 --> 06:49:25.080
This is the moment when every single game that you played over the last three weeks

06:49:25.080 --> 06:49:27.800
has led up to.

06:49:27.800 --> 06:49:39.400
The game where you show everyone, I am not only Jinxie, but I am a student.

06:49:39.400 --> 06:49:44.720
The student of Don Tess, Jinxie.

06:49:44.720 --> 06:49:50.120
You are receiving the torch that I hand to you.

06:49:50.120 --> 06:49:58.000
You uphold the mantle of what it means to be one of North America's greatest one-tricks.

06:49:58.000 --> 06:50:04.240
And I know that you will do some crazy fucking shit with it, because right now it's a battle

06:50:04.240 --> 06:50:11.360
for bronze, Jinxy, but in a week it'll be a battle for silver, a month it'll be gold,

06:50:11.360 --> 06:50:20.360
And by the end of this summer, it'll be Ludwig staring at you with fear in his eyes as you

06:50:20.360 --> 06:50:33.480
not only overtake him, but you dominate him, that you destroy him, and then you speed past

06:50:33.480 --> 06:50:40.480
him, nothing more than a blip on your radar as you continue your journey to the heavens.

06:50:40.480 --> 06:50:47.960
And as Emerald gets attained, and then Diamond gets attained, and then Rude Master, and then

06:50:47.960 --> 06:50:50.000
JALENGER!

06:50:50.000 --> 06:51:01.600
That is your story, Jengzee, and the only thing you have to do every single day is be willing

06:51:01.600 --> 06:51:08.040
to write another page in it, because we already know what the ending of that book is.

06:51:08.040 --> 06:51:12.200
The only question is, do you have enough ink to get there?

06:51:12.200 --> 06:51:18.700
That was one of the most beautiful speeches I've ever heard in my entire life, man.

06:51:18.700 --> 06:51:20.360
But does it amp you up?

06:51:20.360 --> 06:51:23.880
Does it make you fucking ready for the battle to come?

06:51:23.880 --> 06:51:27.080
Coach, do you want heart style this entire V&V?

06:51:27.080 --> 06:51:29.560
Yes, we're out for the bottle.

06:51:29.560 --> 06:51:32.280
I'm gonna be honest, I think we need it, yes?

06:51:32.280 --> 06:51:33.360
Okay, deal.

06:51:33.360 --> 06:51:35.360
I think it's necessary.

06:51:35.360 --> 06:51:45.360
Listen, right now? Right now, Jinxie, I wanted to turn off the music. I'm about to link you my playlist.

06:51:45.360 --> 06:51:52.360
This one is called Powerful Feelings, and this is the playlist that you run when you're not just looking for hard style,

06:51:52.360 --> 06:52:00.360
but you're looking for a fucking playlist that's going to ascend you to another dimension.

06:52:00.640 --> 06:52:03.960
Do you think you are worthy to wield this playlist?

06:52:07.920 --> 06:52:09.920
Then get it the fuck done

06:52:12.360 --> 06:52:16.720
Yep, and just let it cue yep right there get it done

06:52:20.840 --> 06:52:22.840
Fucking

06:52:23.440 --> 06:52:25.440
This is you

06:52:25.440 --> 06:52:31.360
the last month has led to right here right here right now jingxi and for the last two games i

06:52:31.360 --> 06:52:37.440
wanted to understand that you were chained you were like me during the lcs broadcast you couldn't

06:52:37.440 --> 06:52:42.800
say the things you wanted to say you couldn't do the things you wanted to do but now you're on

06:52:42.800 --> 06:52:48.560
fucking jiddy wick baby and when jiddy wick gets locked in who i know you're feeling it in your

06:52:48.560 --> 06:52:54.800
bones aren't you you know what the fuck you're about to do to the enemy team don't you jingxi

06:52:55.440 --> 06:52:59.280
Yes, then let's fucking do it

06:53:05.640 --> 06:53:09.920
I'll die I'll die in this match that's what I have to do. I'll die for this way

06:53:10.160 --> 06:53:16.980
It's about it's about being willing to lay down your life for your legacy JNC

06:53:16.980 --> 06:53:22.580
Let's do it, though.

06:53:22.580 --> 06:53:24.980
And it only gets better, I'm telling you.

06:53:24.980 --> 06:53:25.980
Start on the blue.

06:53:25.980 --> 06:53:27.620
Clear all the way down.

06:53:27.620 --> 06:53:28.620
Talk to Bob.

06:53:28.620 --> 06:53:29.620
Full clear.

06:53:29.620 --> 06:53:32.900
Remember, we don't want to over-drone right now.

06:53:32.900 --> 06:53:36.100
I know right now, Jinxie, the caffeine is flowing through you.

06:53:36.100 --> 06:53:41.380
I know right now, it feels like your blood vessels are expanding, that they're opening,

06:53:41.380 --> 06:53:45.860
that your brain is receiving information and your body is replicating it, but right now

06:53:45.860 --> 06:53:50.940
What you have to do is you have to just lock it in focus on your clear focus on doing the best fucking clear

06:53:50.940 --> 06:53:54.380
They've ever seen I want you to insist might the grandpas you're running towards it

06:53:56.220 --> 06:54:01.860
Let's go there you go control w and then you just started clearing this is all we have to do right now

06:54:02.420 --> 06:54:06.160
Remember you don't want to use your W while you're clearing and jinx you this time sing

06:54:06.160 --> 06:54:11.520
I know that right now the nerves right there, but you need to control them. This is for bronze, bro

06:54:15.860 --> 06:54:40.660
Now let's listen to the drop while the fucking full clear occurs.

06:54:40.660 --> 06:54:45.260
Now remember, James C, when you kill the big one, you're gonna auto-attack all the small

06:54:45.260 --> 06:54:49.860
once once you're not going to do multiple auto attacks on them am I fucking under said

06:55:06.500 --> 06:55:09.580
okay you're going to play on the red and then afterwards the crud's

06:55:15.260 --> 06:55:15.760
There you go.

06:55:16.860 --> 06:55:19.560
Don't forget to use your E-ball here, you take less damage.

06:55:26.760 --> 06:55:28.060
Okay, you're gonna get the crabs.

06:55:28.060 --> 06:55:30.060
Then afterwards we're gonna look on the crab here.

06:55:33.860 --> 06:55:34.760
Control W.

06:55:36.260 --> 06:55:38.460
Alright, now you're gonna have to look on the crab. Let's go.

06:55:38.460 --> 06:55:46.260
Take the crab, fucking mob this motherfucker, Jamesy.

06:55:46.260 --> 06:55:49.420
He can't contest this crab, and he can't contest the next one either.

06:55:49.420 --> 06:55:52.700
If he fights you, you fucking kill him, you fucking kill him, you fucking kill him, if

06:55:52.700 --> 06:55:57.140
he fights you, you fucking kill him, you hold Q, hold it!

06:55:57.140 --> 06:55:58.140
Nice!

06:55:58.140 --> 06:56:02.620
Now auto him to fucking death, to fucking death.

06:56:02.620 --> 06:56:04.660
Chase, chase!

06:56:04.660 --> 06:56:07.020
You hold your Q again, hold it.

06:56:07.020 --> 06:56:08.020
Nice!

06:56:08.020 --> 06:56:12.620
We call we call top god be be be fucking Christ

06:56:20.380 --> 06:56:22.380
Then do this speech

06:56:30.820 --> 06:56:34.060
So Vester Stallone is talking to you Jin see

06:56:34.060 --> 06:56:44.740
this speech was yes for you so you're gonna go scuttle and then grump

06:56:49.820 --> 06:56:59.460
play for this just play for it focus on the task at hand grump grump grump

06:56:59.460 --> 06:57:00.600
They keep boomin'.

06:57:00.600 --> 06:57:02.020
I'm looking really good right now, coach.

06:57:02.020 --> 06:57:03.420
Yeah, it's looking fucking amazing.

06:57:03.420 --> 06:57:04.880
The job's not finished.

06:57:04.880 --> 06:57:06.720
Now remember, press her to GenC.

06:57:06.720 --> 06:57:08.540
You told me you were capable of it.

06:57:08.540 --> 06:57:10.620
That you were capable of using active items.

06:57:10.620 --> 06:57:13.740
Show me that that faith was in misplaced.

06:57:15.340 --> 06:57:16.180
Yes, sir.

06:57:22.020 --> 06:57:23.300
We're playing on the wolves,

06:57:23.300 --> 06:57:24.140
and then after the wolves,

06:57:24.140 --> 06:57:26.900
we're looking on the wrappers here.

06:57:26.900 --> 06:57:29.380
After the wrappers, the crugs are up 20 seconds.

06:57:29.380 --> 06:57:35.500
Dragon is coming up to on a timer. It's safe, it's consistent, and it's what needs to be done. Am I understud?

06:57:39.780 --> 06:57:45.160
Your team is winning, GenC. Press 2. Press 2. Don't forget!

06:57:53.220 --> 06:57:55.220
Yep, there you go, Crods.

06:57:59.380 --> 06:58:02.460
All right apparently you're a stream crash

06:58:08.380 --> 06:58:10.900
Okay, all right good here

06:58:12.500 --> 06:58:20.020
Okay, so now you're gonna play for the Crogs after the Crogs we look on the dragon. Okay, the Rengar is their priority is Rengar then dragon

06:58:20.020 --> 06:58:32.660
Okay, Jynxie. I'm gonna want you to press W now. Now! Now! Find the Rengar and kill him!

06:58:32.660 --> 06:58:44.420
Find him! JYSEN! SNIFF HIM OUT!

06:58:44.420 --> 06:58:45.420
Smite him! Good?

06:58:46.180 --> 06:58:48.680
Now when you choose up in a second, you're gonna have to hold your

06:58:50.700 --> 06:58:54.920
Press two fucking Ari you're fucking piece of shit Ari

06:58:57.120 --> 06:59:03.300
Okay, this is fine. Yep. You're gonna get my bad. Fuck fuck fuck. It's okay. It's okay. Listen. Listen. It's fine

06:59:03.300 --> 06:59:06.620
It's fine. I could have told you to back off. I was just expecting you already moved

06:59:06.620 --> 06:59:11.480
So now we're gonna do it. So I wanted to watch this red buff. Yes to his red to his red

06:59:11.480 --> 06:59:21.600
Jinxie, we're putting the fight out on his fucking doorstep now.

06:59:21.600 --> 06:59:32.280
Ignore the dragon, go straight to his red.

06:59:32.280 --> 06:59:39.280
So now do the red, and then after the red, I want to look on the crugs.

06:59:39.280 --> 06:59:51.560
So Rengar died. You're gonna go with Raptors and his Krugs. Am I understood? Raptors and

06:59:51.560 --> 06:59:59.380
Krugs. I want you to join mid. Show me what's happening with the Kali. Okay, we're gonna

06:59:59.380 --> 07:00:07.160
ignore that for now. Go to his Krugs. His Krugs.

07:00:07.160 --> 07:00:12.160
you're clearing the crux do not use your e you can use your q but do not e you

07:00:12.160 --> 07:00:20.640
might be 1v2 here press to while you clear fight him don't do not all yet

07:00:20.640 --> 07:00:31.040
I'll tell you when to hold q hold it okay one more nice to this to this to the

07:00:31.040 --> 07:00:33.040
I'm gonna kill you on...

07:00:37.040 --> 07:00:39.040
Okay, that should be fine. I think you're gonna get stuff.

07:00:39.040 --> 07:00:41.040
God! Why?!

07:00:41.040 --> 07:00:43.040
Okay, so now buy your Bork, brother and king.

07:00:44.040 --> 07:00:47.040
So now on respawn, Jengzee, you're gonna start on red.

07:00:47.040 --> 07:00:49.040
You're gonna folk clear all the way up.

07:00:49.040 --> 07:00:51.040
You folk clear up.

07:00:51.040 --> 07:00:53.040
This is something that I would do here.

07:01:01.040 --> 07:01:11.440
Okay, you're playing well in the red?

07:01:11.440 --> 07:01:13.480
Bot to top folk here.

07:01:13.480 --> 07:01:18.000
Now the reason why Jinx here going for the bot to top here is because if you go bot to

07:01:18.000 --> 07:01:21.120
top then you can invade him on his raptors.

07:01:21.120 --> 07:01:25.760
So we're playing for reinvade on his raptors, that's our next timer.

07:01:25.760 --> 07:01:29.120
I want you to join bot, I want you to join bot while you're clearing these frags.

07:01:29.120 --> 07:01:33.280
all right that's fine we're full carrying

07:01:37.040 --> 07:01:39.800
play up

07:01:44.840 --> 07:01:55.840
right now Raptors this goes fucking hard you're gonna see now look for the

07:01:55.840 --> 07:02:11.480
are our wolves? Wolves? Blue grump into grubs. Yes. That's simple. Jinxie is the goosebumps

07:02:11.480 --> 07:02:16.120
that you feel in your body right now as the lyrics speak to you whispering their sweet

07:02:16.120 --> 07:02:23.120
song interiors, do you understand?

07:02:23.120 --> 07:02:30.120
Blue Grump.

07:02:30.120 --> 07:02:38.760
Alright, so now it's Grump and then after we're going to look on the rafters, or on

07:02:38.760 --> 07:02:45.560
the grubs here.

07:02:45.560 --> 07:02:47.560
Don't forget to use your TM at.

07:02:49.560 --> 07:02:50.560
There you go.

07:02:50.560 --> 07:02:52.560
Now you go on the crab.

07:02:52.560 --> 07:02:53.560
This crab?

07:02:56.560 --> 07:02:57.560
Jungman.

07:02:57.560 --> 07:02:58.560
Nothing to do with it.

07:02:58.560 --> 07:03:00.560
After this crab you go to some crugs.

07:03:00.560 --> 07:03:02.560
You fucking stomped his skull and on crugs.

07:03:02.560 --> 07:03:05.560
I want you to crush his head like a summer.

07:03:05.560 --> 07:03:08.560
W, W, W, W, W!

07:03:08.560 --> 07:03:10.560
And then on him when you're in range!

07:03:10.560 --> 07:03:11.560
No!

07:03:12.560 --> 07:03:14.560
Okay, you have to back up now.

07:03:15.560 --> 07:03:19.560
set it up bush, set it up bush, set it up bush

07:03:19.560 --> 07:03:22.560
he's gonna walk into, set it in the other bush

07:03:22.560 --> 07:03:24.560
the other one up, up, up

07:03:24.560 --> 07:03:26.560
he's right there

07:03:26.560 --> 07:03:28.560
okay back up, back up, back up

07:03:28.560 --> 07:03:29.560
you want me to say

07:03:29.560 --> 07:03:31.560
e, e, e, e

07:03:33.560 --> 07:03:36.560
nice, kill, yes, yes, too

07:03:36.560 --> 07:03:37.560
best suit, best suit

07:03:37.560 --> 07:03:39.560
okay, close, that was okay

07:03:39.560 --> 07:03:41.560
it's okay, it's okay, they make a difference

07:03:41.560 --> 07:03:44.560
okay, right click on it bro, run king, let's go

07:03:45.560 --> 07:03:51.320
They are dead, but they have no dreams.

07:03:51.320 --> 07:03:52.640
That's you, Jensie.

07:03:52.640 --> 07:03:54.640
If you have no dreams, you are dead.

07:03:54.640 --> 07:03:55.640
Do you understand?

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Death.

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The dreamers rise!

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Are you willing to do what it takes to achieve that dream?

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Yes, yes.

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Then clear your boss out and then get that fucking dragon.

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Now!

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It's fine, you have time to clear your bot side.

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He won't be able to clear it before you get your ult up, so we're playing for your ultimate

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timer on the dragon so we need to give it a little bit of time. After this you're going

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dragon but I want you to look for a fight on them let's walk up dog do not

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ult do not ult okay hold on hold on hold on damn it I can't ARR why can't I not ARR

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so you did but the problem is that you just target the wrong person

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Rengar was really low so you have to play on him

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are you jinxing I want you to skip this song and click the next one after it then

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And now we are free one.

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There you go.

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This is what we need right now.

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Go to the dragon.

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You are a fucking gladiator, Jinx.

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Did you understand me?

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You're in the fucking arena right now with tens of thousands of onlookers.

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I wanted to imagine the little boy that you were when you started streaming.

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Would you ever have imagined that 60,000 people would watch you hit bronze in League of Legends?

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Would you ever have imagined that a stadium, Jinxie, a fucking stadium, of all the workers

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would hear your name?

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Then I want you to do them fucking proud because they could be anywhere, but right now they

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are here, so you need to give them the fucking performance that they deserve.

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Fight.

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press W and go in chase this okay look back on the Jag, look back on the Jag

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they already backed off they look back they backed off remember we chased as

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far as until it's not good anymore

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So now what you're going to do is you're going to look for- GO IN! GO IN! Go for the

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Sona, that's your name written on red yes, the blue

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This is your moment Jin see fucking sees the day

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Go through your red buff lots of top folk there

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You're going to be looking red all the way to Gromp.

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Jynxie, I know that so far I've always told you that all these games are about you and

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what you could accomplish, but I just want you to know that right now, out there, somewhere

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in the world, there is one person looking at your journey and they're taking inspiration

07:07:36.360 --> 07:07:42.160
from it. There is one person witnessing what you're doing in League of Legends and thinking

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that maybe they could apply it to their own life. They're seeing you go through this process,

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go for your rafters. Day by day, they're watching you get better and burn and they're thinking

07:07:52.000 --> 07:07:59.800
to themselves, if he can do it, maybe I can too. There are people out there, Jinxie, where

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they are relying on you to succeed.

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But for them, this game, it means more than you could ever know.

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Because if they give effort and if they give it their all,

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then maybe they would be able one day to achieve the things

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that you have been able to.

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So it's not just about you, Jamesy.

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It's about a message that is even greater than you.

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Do you get that?

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It's a message that anything is possible as long as you set your mind to it.

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A message that you can overcome whatever circumstances are in your life so long as you are willing

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to put in the work necessary to do so.

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A message, Jinxie, that you could go from the worst player in iron with not a single

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clue on how anything works to being somebody that dominates consistently in every lobby

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that they get inside of. Now play for this, Herald, and after the Herald, I want you to

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Look on the crab and just allow the music to fill you right now.

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It's not wanting to go through the young, he's fighting, you want that.

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Okay, you're gonna recall here.

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recall recall

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you're gonna want to finish your titanic hydro first you have enough gold for the

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titanic hydro

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it's in the commonly built twenty one hundred

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if you want to make your dream become a song we need it

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go to the crugs

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this is what we need in our ear right now

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this is what we fucking need it

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We're gonna play on the Raptors here. After Raptors, we're gonna look for the topside soon.

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Jinxie, that was you when you were doing with Muda and he was running you down every game.

07:10:35.080 --> 07:10:41.000
He just didn't come through, do you understand me?

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And now you're about to sit here and show everybody that when you're alone, you're capable

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of more than what anyone could have thought possible.

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Alright, after this, I want you to run to the gromp and then you're going to invade the

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enemy red boss.

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You're gonna want to steal all their topside.

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Now go for the Krugs, you're gonna saw the Krugs.

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You're gonna go Krugs, Red, and then Raptors.

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Alright, get the Red buff and then afterwards the Raptors.

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It's not over until I win!

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Okay, you're gonna look on the wrappers. After this, you're gonna play on the dragon.

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We're playing it safe and consistent. We don't need to overplay right now.

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We just gotta keep doing what we're doing.

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I'll tell you to go in if I see an angle for it.

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Just look towards the dragon.

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Press W and R now.

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W and R now.

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W and R now.

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Nice.

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Hold Q.

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E. Flash.

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Flash in.

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Flash in.

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You want all of this.

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This is you.

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Back up and go dragon.

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Back up and go dragon.

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Back up and go dragon.

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to the people that are living their dreams of the people that know that it's

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back up and go jogging back up go jog until you win

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What if we have that kind of attitude that cars repossess, nobody believes in you, you've lost the kid and the kid and the kid, the likes of her.

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Jinxy, can I just ask you one question though?

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You're reviewing everything I say.

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Yes sir, yes sir.

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Who the fuck is here?

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Who is witnessing greatness as it materializes in front of our eyes?

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Who is watching history be made?

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Yes!

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Now James I want you to sit back in your chair and I want you to watch the animation that

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plays in 35 seconds.

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I want you to sit with every emotion that you have in your body right now and I want

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you just sit back and let the biggest smile that you've ever had overtake

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your face. You can turn off the hard sound now.

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And I want you to just realize that you just did something here today. Open

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your lead client. Open your lead client now. Fast. You're gonna miss it if you

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don't. Wait. Three, two, one.

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People said I was going to quit in the first day.

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People said it would be like giving a caveman a can of soda.

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People said I would give up instantly.

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Now I'm Bronze 4.

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It's so beautiful.

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It's so beautiful.

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It's so gorgeous.

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It has way more color than iron.

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Now you know what you have to do, Jinxie?

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Should I jerk off to it?

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Later tonight, yes.

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But if you really want to ascend in your right of passage as a league player,

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You're going to screenshot that screen.

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Hivise is going to get you an image of the promoted to bronze form.

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And then you're going to post that shit on Twitter.

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Because as a league player, the second you make any kind of progress, the world needs

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to know.

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Do you understand?

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Yes.

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So take a picture, Hivise screenshot it, and then I post it in Twitter.

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Yep.

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But it needs to be of the screen that initially popped up, that big like promoted that took

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over your whole screen.

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You earned it, bro.

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Hi guys.

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Go back into the, let me take off my tie.

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Hi guys.

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Go back into the VOD, hi guys.

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and take the screenshot of promoted to bronze fourth place.

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Highbys, go back into the bar and take a screenshot of when it said promoted to bronze fourth place.

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Dantes, here's what's gonna happen.

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I'm listening.

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Every time I'm ever close to a rank, whether it's silver, let's say I'm bronze one,

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or it's gold, let's say I'm silver one,

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or it's platinum, let's say I'm gold one.

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We're just going to do fucking marathons and we're not going to stop until I rank up or kill myself in-game.

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And before you know it, I'll be the newest challenger to ever start the game.

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Do you want to hear something crazy? Genzi?

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Yes, hi guys, that's a beautiful screenshot by the way. God, I love you, hi guys. Wow, that's fucking beautiful, hi guys. You done good, son.

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Now, hi guys, send that to me in Discord DMs, please. Thank you.

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There are only three more of those screens separating you and Maudwick.

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And the craziest thing, as you learned it today, the only thing it took wasn't you,

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Vod reviewing or doing anything crazy.

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It was you just playing, bro.

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That's all it took.

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And if you just play, I'm telling you,

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you're going to be able to do shit

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that nobody thought was possible.

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Hi, guys.

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Send it to me in discord.

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Please.

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Yo, don't ask.

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What's up, JNC?

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going to become challenger. I know you will. I just like made it up in my mind that I'm

07:18:05.380 --> 07:18:13.540
just going to become challenger. And I'm telling you this is the thing you genuinely can be.

07:18:13.540 --> 07:18:18.100
As long as you're sitting there and you're actually listening to the things I'm telling

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you. As long as you're actually trying to actively incorporate it in your games. And

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And as long as you're actively logging games and playing games, you will be challenger.

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There's not a doubt in my fucking mind.

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Thank you, man.

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And I'm just gonna, I'm gonna pass you, I'm gonna pass title one, and I'm gonna go for

07:18:44.420 --> 07:18:45.420
faker, bro.

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I just, I found it, bro.

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This is, uh, I haven't enjoyed a game this much since I started playing Rainbow Six Siege.

07:18:53.580 --> 07:18:56.220
that was 11 years ago, or 10 years ago.

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Ah, wow.

07:18:59.820 --> 07:19:02.580
I'm gonna fuck everyone in the ass in this game.

07:19:02.580 --> 07:19:05.700
If you QNA servers in your jungler,

07:19:05.700 --> 07:19:07.900
just prepare to be ganked wide open

07:19:07.900 --> 07:19:10.020
in your little rectum.

07:19:10.020 --> 07:19:12.100
I'm going to run this fucking region, bro.

07:19:12.100 --> 07:19:14.260
I'm gonna be gonna run this region.

07:19:14.260 --> 07:19:16.980
Like, there's something about this game

07:19:16.980 --> 07:19:18.380
where it's like earlier today,

07:19:18.380 --> 07:19:22.500
like that Kane or Kale or whatever her name is, Kale,

07:19:22.500 --> 07:19:26.340
I literally wanted to like put my hands on her, or him.

07:19:26.340 --> 07:19:27.740
Sorry, not her.

07:19:27.740 --> 07:19:29.820
I wanted to put my hands on that game player,

07:19:29.820 --> 07:19:32.500
but I didn't allow it to overcome me.

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And three hours later, I was born sick.

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Yeah, and that's what I told you, bro.

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That's why even me, I woke up this morning,

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I lost three in a row.

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And it's like by the end of tonight,

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either I'm gonna break even,

07:19:46.660 --> 07:19:48.440
or there's never gonna be a coaching again,

07:19:48.440 --> 07:19:50.700
because I'll be swinging from the ceiling fan.

07:19:50.700 --> 07:19:53.500
but one of those two things is going to be true.

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And all it takes is you being willing to cure up

07:19:55.700 --> 07:19:58.240
for the next game to make it a reality.

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Yes, bro.

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And how many days do you have to get challenged here?

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Because I didn't forget about feeding the shit out of you.

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Uh, including today?

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Yes, bro.

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Four.

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OK.

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So you need, you have four days to get challenged here.

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How many wins do you need?

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Because I will beat the ever-living fuck out of you

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if you don't get channeled through that test.

07:20:25.180 --> 07:20:27.380
Probably like 12.

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Yeah, so you need to get to work like now.

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But before I get off, I need to hate watching Luda

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and FaceTime him.

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Yep.

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I'm telling you, this is going to be the highlight of your day,

07:20:40.700 --> 07:20:41.420
bro.

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Just hate watching everyone while getting your own linsen.

07:20:47.700 --> 07:20:51.180
turn off the stream turn off the stream turn it off turn off we don't yeah he's

07:20:51.180 --> 07:20:54.500
running we don't want to ruin the moment

07:20:54.740 --> 07:21:00.380
have I send the send it in discord so I can tweet it please

07:21:00.380 --> 07:21:04.900
just send it to me in a discord DMs and then I can tweet it thank you I best

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appreciate you all right GenC get some rest bro you are dead yeah what should my

07:21:11.140 --> 07:21:21.140
What should it be, bro?

07:21:21.140 --> 07:21:22.140
How about this?

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At Ludwig, I'm coming for that ass.

07:21:24.140 --> 07:21:25.140
No, no, no.

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How about this?

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How about just this one's for all the people that said I'd never be able to do it?

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Any emoji?

07:21:52.520 --> 07:21:54.640
You don't need an emoji, Jinxie.

07:21:54.640 --> 07:21:57.640
The message is in the screenshot.

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So, Contest, I just want to say, bro.

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You have been one of my favorite human beings that I've ever met in streaming in my entire

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life.

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Like if it wasn't for you man, and I'll put this on my life.

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If it wasn't for you, Don Tess, there's a 0% chance I would have played League for a

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month straight.

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But you made the game so much more fun than the game actually is, bro.

07:22:26.320 --> 07:22:28.200
You genuinely made it.

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I'm gonna be honest with you, GenC.

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You did the same for me, but with streaming instead.

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it's not a joke when I say that I genuinely think that if it wasn't for all this I wouldn't

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even be streaming anymore. I was actually planning on like taking a big step back like a few

07:22:47.440 --> 07:22:53.520
days before you actually hit me up for coaching the first time so you know it's like just

07:22:53.520 --> 07:22:58.640
know that whatever was I did for you with League you did it for me but a thousand times over.

07:22:58.640 --> 07:23:05.680
That is a beautiful fucking message man. Well don't test you got to get to work, bro

07:23:05.680 --> 07:23:10.440
You got to get challenger. I'm about to I'm literally probably gonna jerk off to this bronze screen

07:23:10.440 --> 07:23:12.920
And then I'm gonna get right back to the chopping block tomorrow

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Sounds good to me, bro. It's time for the silver grind now and Ludwig

07:23:20.240 --> 07:23:22.240
I'm coming for that ass

07:23:22.440 --> 07:23:25.360
You said I'd never hit you said I never pass you you called yourself

07:23:25.360 --> 07:23:28.920
What was it an unreachable or reaching the end of the universe?

07:23:30.080 --> 07:23:32.640
That sentence is gonna live with me for the rest of my life

07:23:33.480 --> 07:23:38.240
Ludwig, I'm coming for that ass boy and in game out of game. I don't care Ludwig

07:23:38.600 --> 07:23:40.680
You let a fire under my anus, bro

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All right, John says I work bro. It's your childhood. I gosh you're a good one

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Peace out. Don't ask me later bro. Have a good night, bro. Of course in you, too

07:23:52.960 --> 07:23:54.960
All right, let's do guys

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Now, it's time for the solo queue part of the day, fuck me, oh man, guys, I'm gonna be honest,

07:24:07.560 --> 07:24:15.280
I was having so much fun with the coaching team that I almost forgot about this incident,

07:24:15.280 --> 07:24:20.800
but it's like, listen, it's y'all, the only thing we need to do, I honestly think, is

07:24:20.800 --> 07:24:25.560
I just do not let the fucking lost streaks affect me from walking heck from every game

07:24:28.440 --> 07:24:33.780
Like genuinely like as long as I don't let the lost streaks affect me and like lock and round and bullshit every game

07:24:33.780 --> 07:24:36.360
I'm tying guys. It's gonna be good. Yo, you guys know motherfucking

07:24:36.760 --> 07:24:38.760
one sec though play this world

07:24:40.360 --> 07:24:42.360
Juicer song

07:24:42.560 --> 07:24:50.720
Time for the real grind now. Yep. It's like listen a we spend the good part of today with the jing see bronze grind

07:24:50.800 --> 07:24:52.800
now it's time for our own challenger grind

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W COSTUME TODAY

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yeah that's what I'm talking about

07:24:58.800 --> 07:25:00.800
that's what I'm talking about the COSTUME TODAY

07:25:01.800 --> 07:25:03.800
I'm saying I just didn't get my cat out

07:25:03.800 --> 07:25:04.800
give me a sec

07:25:04.800 --> 07:25:06.800
HECKEY NO

07:25:11.800 --> 07:25:13.800
alright guys let's do it

07:25:13.800 --> 07:25:18.800
Yo, you guys know motherfucking Doddle? Best heckle in the world.

07:25:18.800 --> 07:25:19.800
Where is it?

07:25:19.800 --> 07:25:25.800
But uh, Jesus guys, for all the fucking subs and everything today, I know I wasn't able

07:25:25.800 --> 07:25:29.800
to thank a lot of you guys, but genuinely thank you guys all so much as well.

07:25:29.800 --> 07:25:34.800
So the, come on, thank you Heddy, appreciate it bro.

07:25:34.800 --> 07:25:36.800
But they're on 31 sub, come on.

07:25:36.800 --> 07:25:44.720
And a 0-3 in the sub, Occhito, Mekoroid, IQ, Scarecrow, Low Yolkaz, holy shit, Chris, Dunny.

07:25:44.720 --> 07:25:46.720
Bro, what the fuck?!

07:25:46.720 --> 07:25:50.400
Wait, Ricky, CZap, he has to fill his subspecieshad.

07:25:52.000 --> 07:25:53.600
Raid time!

07:25:53.600 --> 07:25:55.600
Wait, what do you guys mean, raid time?

07:25:57.920 --> 07:25:59.520
Jinxie Raid!

07:25:59.520 --> 07:26:02.800
Okay, listen, Jinxie, listen to me right now.

07:26:02.800 --> 07:26:09.480
today I watched you go five wins one loss in league of legends and now it's my

07:26:09.480 --> 07:26:14.860
turn bro because we started the day off 0 and 3 but I'm telling you we will not

07:26:14.860 --> 07:26:21.960
lose anymore it's like now we cannot lose anymore thank you bro holy shit

07:26:21.960 --> 07:26:25.600
oh did you already tweet it

07:26:25.600 --> 07:26:27.600
I got no motherfuckin' doddle

07:26:27.600 --> 07:26:30.600
So once we're all on that side, never be able to do it

07:26:30.600 --> 07:26:32.600
Yup

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Alright now

07:26:34.600 --> 07:26:36.600
There we go

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The fuckin' best student on the planet, baby

07:26:41.600 --> 07:26:43.600
Holy shit

07:26:43.600 --> 07:26:45.600
Dude, I'm telling you, it's gonna be so fuckin' hype

07:26:45.600 --> 07:26:47.600
Not watching the climb just over

07:26:47.600 --> 07:26:50.600
Cause silver and gold is gonna be where it becomes fun

07:26:50.600 --> 07:26:52.600
But

07:26:52.600 --> 07:26:53.600
No

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Okay, guys, we might need to chill on the chat messages. So I don't know why

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Like dude, I don't think it's been this fast for a while. What the fuck?

07:27:04.040 --> 07:27:06.040
But thank you guys

07:27:08.040 --> 07:27:11.280
And a jinx you think for the radar as well appreciate. Thank you

07:27:16.440 --> 07:27:21.560
Wait, what what the fuck is actually wait what and glasses the wange

07:27:21.560 --> 07:27:24.800
uh... depressing as for the subs as well

07:27:24.800 --> 07:27:27.480
uh... that guy from the five kids

07:27:27.480 --> 07:27:30.440
benches and the sub cyber do lonely

07:27:30.440 --> 07:27:32.460
to the okio guys like

07:27:32.460 --> 07:27:33.880
no you guys are starting

07:27:33.880 --> 07:27:37.040
if you keep subbing i genuinely won't be able to thank all of you

07:27:37.040 --> 07:27:39.480
but i'm not even like saying this to be like

07:27:39.480 --> 07:27:44.440
i genuinely will not be able to thank everyone like it

07:27:44.440 --> 07:27:48.440
and uh... i'm a person that i'm glad i didn't know so that's all the loss in

07:27:48.440 --> 07:27:50.080
the sub jeffrey

07:27:50.080 --> 07:27:54.360
I think I'm in the gift snorkel robert eiler thing else for the subs

07:28:01.280 --> 07:28:04.900
We change down the fifty gifted pre-shad. Thank you, bro

07:28:07.720 --> 07:28:11.400
Okay, yo, well, I didn't be able to

07:28:11.400 --> 07:28:22.600
guys I'm not even trying to bait like I genuinely don't think I'll be able to

07:28:22.600 --> 07:28:24.080
thank everybody

07:28:24.080 --> 07:28:32.880
oh my god oh Jesus I carry what the fuck on give a second oh shit win the

07:28:32.880 --> 07:28:39.320
challenge will I be this game and dominance it in the five gets to two

07:28:39.320 --> 07:28:42.040
Thank you. Yo, what the fuck?

07:28:43.280 --> 07:28:45.280
Yo, what?

07:28:45.360 --> 07:28:47.440
Wait, okay guys like

07:28:53.040 --> 07:28:55.040
Guys

07:28:58.640 --> 07:29:05.600
No, this is okay, wait, hold on. Hold on listen listen. Okay, this will do. Okay. I'm gonna attempt

07:29:05.600 --> 07:29:11.040
to thank everyone after this game but for now I think the best thanks I could

07:29:11.040 --> 07:29:14.780
give you guys is us stomping this fucking lobby. Are you guys ready for it?

07:29:14.780 --> 07:29:21.560
Are you guys ready for a bit of a fucking stomp this game? Is everybody

07:29:21.560 --> 07:29:25.240
ready for a fucking crazy stomp? Let's do it.

07:29:25.240 --> 07:29:30.520
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna put on the top debott here. We just have top debott and then after

07:29:30.520 --> 07:29:35.800
you look on the crab but holy fuck no you guys are actually insane what the fuck

07:29:35.800 --> 07:29:41.960
yo you guys know mother fuck it don't fuck it's thank you guys holy shit okay

07:29:41.960 --> 07:29:45.680
listen like this organ okay we're gonna play for the top to bot focus and then

07:29:45.680 --> 07:29:52.600
after it's we're gonna play on the uh-oh so now it's just about we go blue and

07:29:52.600 --> 07:29:55.600
then after it's we're gonna look grump and then we play on the rest of it now

07:29:55.600 --> 07:29:58.920
the only thing about this game is I can't go standing top team calm is gonna be

07:29:58.920 --> 07:30:04.680
kind of hard because they have like Tarak and Yasuo and they're also like a lot of tanks right so as a result

07:30:04.680 --> 07:30:10.360
There's no chance at all that I could ever go for like any kind of any kind of like assassin type build

07:30:10.360 --> 07:30:12.960
So jumping enough to go for more of like a bruiser well done

07:30:18.640 --> 07:30:23.720
So now we're gonna start playing for the wolves and then after the wolves we're gonna look on the rest of all take care

07:30:23.720 --> 07:30:28.720
Holy shit.

07:30:28.720 --> 07:30:32.720
Dude, what the fuck.

07:30:32.720 --> 07:30:36.720
Okay, so anyways, what we're getting to now is we're going to look for the bot side clear

07:30:36.720 --> 07:30:38.720
and then afterwards we'll begin.

07:30:38.720 --> 07:30:41.720
So we know that the Jarvan is clearing.

07:30:41.720 --> 07:30:44.720
I'm pretty sure it works as bot side if I'm not mistaken.

07:30:44.720 --> 07:30:47.720
He definitely didn't saw his food as per show.

07:30:47.720 --> 07:30:49.720
But the good news is that our blind has prior.

07:30:49.720 --> 07:30:52.720
So since our blind has prior, it means that any play that we go for,

07:30:52.720 --> 07:30:56.160
for it. We can actually look on uh, like a bot play.

07:30:56.160 --> 07:31:00.160
Yo you guys know Motherfuckin' Dota? Best hack from in the world.

07:31:00.160 --> 07:31:04.160
200 subs in 5 minutes. No, it's actually like insane.

07:31:06.160 --> 07:31:08.160
Yo you guys know Motherfuckin' Dota?

07:31:08.160 --> 07:31:11.600
Okay so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the uh, the red buff and then after

07:31:11.600 --> 07:31:13.600
the red buff we're gonna look on the Krugs.

07:31:16.160 --> 07:31:18.160
Yo you guys know Motherfuckin' Dota?

07:31:18.160 --> 07:31:18.660
What?

07:31:18.660 --> 07:31:20.660
Best hack from in the world.

07:31:20.660 --> 07:31:24.860
So now what we do is we look on the crab and then after the crab

07:31:24.860 --> 07:31:29.360
I guess, I mean maybe even before the crab we could look for some kind of team pipe on board

07:31:32.060 --> 07:31:34.800
So you see how the Javan is backing off?

07:31:34.800 --> 07:31:38.800
Well we need us for a bind so now randomly I can scare him, that's a good play

07:31:44.500 --> 07:31:49.500
So the reason why I smited that was because if I don't smite him and there's a chance that maybe I end up like getting

07:31:49.500 --> 07:31:52.840
the crabs stolen by the rice queue. So now what we're going to do is play on the top

07:31:52.840 --> 07:31:56.500
crab and then afterwards we're going to get them.

07:31:56.500 --> 07:32:02.500
Can't escape that, can't run!

07:32:02.500 --> 07:32:06.500
And then now I could reset, but look at how low the Cassante is in Yasumata.

07:32:06.500 --> 07:32:10.260
So what we're going to do is we're going to wait for the Zon to push us in and then we're

07:32:10.260 --> 07:32:13.540
going to see if we look for a fight. Now the only reason why I'm a little bit worried,

07:32:13.540 --> 07:32:16.500
to be honest, is because the Jarvan could be here over here.

07:32:16.500 --> 07:32:18.500
Because we don't own the job in Risa, right?

07:32:18.500 --> 07:32:21.500
So if he's running straight top and we go for the start, then we're fucked.

07:32:21.500 --> 07:32:24.500
Unlike he actually was, so like the job in was going to counter that play.

07:32:25.500 --> 07:32:28.500
So it's actually really good that we didn't go for a play there.

07:32:28.500 --> 07:32:32.500
Run ads! No, no, no, I'm not running ads.

07:32:32.500 --> 07:32:35.500
If I run ads, you guys miss all in the gameplay, we can't do that.

07:32:36.500 --> 07:32:40.500
The subs are more than, more than crazy.

07:32:40.500 --> 07:32:43.500
Like, we don't need to do any ads.

07:32:43.500 --> 07:32:45.500
But thank you guys all so much.

07:32:46.500 --> 07:32:48.500
Yo, you guys know what the f**k is the hodl?

07:32:48.500 --> 07:32:53.500
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the top to bottom clear, and then afterwards, we're gonna look on the dragon.

07:32:56.500 --> 07:32:57.500
Yo, you guys know motherf**kers know what the f**k is the hodl?

07:32:57.500 --> 07:32:59.500
So they're just playing on this here?

07:32:59.500 --> 07:33:01.500
Like grump wolves, wrappers.

07:33:04.500 --> 07:33:07.500
This crooks up in like 30 seconds, right? So look how mad at you do the same.

07:33:07.500 --> 07:33:08.500
Hey!

07:33:08.500 --> 07:33:10.500
Oh

07:33:14.620 --> 07:33:16.620
Make this song louder

07:33:16.900 --> 07:33:19.820
You guys hear this so I can do and stop giving you guys ads

07:33:19.820 --> 07:33:22.500
I'll give you guys a little bit of louder heart song, okay?

07:33:23.100 --> 07:33:25.100
It's like that's a compromise I can make

07:33:29.100 --> 07:33:33.460
So we're gonna now is we're gonna look for the Raptors and after the Raptors we're gonna look on the drugs there

07:33:33.460 --> 07:33:35.460
I

07:33:37.780 --> 07:33:39.780
Know we just like on these

07:33:48.100 --> 07:33:50.100
I wonder if you'd be able to actually look for pleasure

07:33:53.260 --> 07:33:55.260
W100 wait what?

07:34:03.460 --> 07:34:05.460
Wait, HOLY SHIT!

07:34:13.460 --> 07:34:15.460
Nice, that's huge.

07:34:16.460 --> 07:34:21.460
But wait, Pipps, what the fuck? Holy shit, thank you!

07:34:24.460 --> 07:34:27.460
Alright, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for a reason that we should be getting.

07:34:33.460 --> 07:34:35.520
you

07:35:03.460 --> 07:35:05.520
you

07:35:33.460 --> 07:35:35.520
you

07:36:03.460 --> 07:36:05.520
you

07:36:33.460 --> 07:36:35.520
you

07:37:03.460 --> 07:37:05.520
you

07:38:03.460 --> 07:38:06.980
to be folk here this thing is realistically been a part we said right now I don't be able

07:38:06.980 --> 07:38:09.700
to get this so

07:38:19.220 --> 07:38:23.220
all right so what we're gonna do is we're gonna see if we can play on the tubs

07:38:23.220 --> 07:38:28.500
about folk here and then we'll maybe look for some kind of like bot plays here

07:38:33.460 --> 07:38:38.500
So you guys have the Javin gang top just now? I'm gonna see if there might be a

07:38:38.500 --> 07:38:43.900
chance and we could actually look on the Raptors and see what's nice because like

07:38:43.900 --> 07:38:47.700
realistically even though this game looks hard I think there might be a chance

07:38:47.700 --> 07:38:51.100
so we could actually play for something insane here. Let me go like rappers in

07:38:51.100 --> 07:38:56.340
the cugs and efforts like botcankers some shit. I like botcrap I mean.

07:38:56.340 --> 07:38:58.340
So sweet

07:39:00.340 --> 07:39:02.340
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' total?

07:39:02.340 --> 07:39:04.340
Best half of the world

07:39:04.340 --> 07:39:07.340
Ok, so now 2200 gold for our shojin here

07:39:08.340 --> 07:39:10.340
I don't know if we can do anything

07:39:10.340 --> 07:39:12.340
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' total?

07:39:12.340 --> 07:39:14.340
Best half of the world

07:39:15.340 --> 07:39:17.340
Well, I may actually wait

07:39:17.340 --> 07:39:20.340
I may because I saw the Ryzen rotating down

07:39:20.340 --> 07:39:22.340
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' total?

07:39:22.340 --> 07:39:24.340
Best half of the world

07:39:24.340 --> 07:39:26.340
Is there any chance of us fighting here?

07:39:29.140 --> 07:39:31.140
Oh, shit.

07:39:36.140 --> 07:39:38.140
I can't do this, I think.

07:39:39.540 --> 07:39:40.440
No, wait!

07:39:40.440 --> 07:39:42.440
Okay, no, this ish looks decent, though.

07:39:42.440 --> 07:39:43.940
Has your big shutdown?

07:39:43.940 --> 07:39:45.940
Is there any chance I kill a Tark 2?

07:39:48.440 --> 07:39:51.440
Ah, fuck that sucks. Probably just his ish here.

07:39:51.440 --> 07:39:53.440
I

07:39:59.180 --> 07:40:01.180
Ampeltier

07:40:06.640 --> 07:40:13.360
Guys again, yes all so much stop asking for ads. No no ads today

07:40:14.920 --> 07:40:16.920
I'm giving you guys even more suffering

07:40:16.920 --> 07:40:22.440
It's watching me play with my one and um, no actually like two and fourteen mid and ball a

07:40:23.280 --> 07:40:25.280
I say that's how we're gonna make you guys suffer

07:40:25.760 --> 07:40:29.160
Instead of ads you guys are gonna be suffering by having to watch for these guys

07:40:30.360 --> 07:40:32.360
That's what we're gonna do here

07:40:34.800 --> 07:40:37.280
Okay, so now we're gonna do is we're gonna look on the rafters here

07:40:39.640 --> 07:40:43.460
Nice another in data is super good for me

07:40:43.460 --> 07:40:45.460
Best hack in the world

07:40:45.460 --> 07:40:49.460
No, don't forget the Jarvan is going full-etality, right?

07:40:49.460 --> 07:40:51.460
Which means that he's gonna be killable

07:40:51.460 --> 07:40:53.460
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' DOLT?

07:40:53.460 --> 07:40:55.460
Best hack in the world

07:41:01.460 --> 07:41:03.460
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' DOLT?

07:41:03.460 --> 07:41:04.460
Best hack in the world

07:41:04.460 --> 07:41:06.460
Why is Yasuo here?

07:41:08.460 --> 07:41:11.460
You know what, if everyone lives, then that's actually like, chill for us

07:41:11.460 --> 07:41:13.460
You guys don't motherfuckin' don't!

07:41:13.460 --> 07:41:14.460
That's not good.

07:41:21.460 --> 07:41:23.460
Yo, you guys don't motherfuckin' don't!

07:41:27.460 --> 07:41:28.460
Wow.

07:41:31.460 --> 07:41:33.460
Yo, you guys don't motherfuckin' don't!

07:41:33.460 --> 07:41:36.460
Guys, this is a fucking rough one. Jesus.

07:41:37.460 --> 07:41:40.460
They're turbo feeding? You better not lose so much HP.

07:41:40.460 --> 07:41:42.960
Yeah, we're gonna go minus 30 for this game.

07:41:42.960 --> 07:41:45.460
Well, yeah, plus 30 if we went in soul sync.

07:41:48.460 --> 07:41:51.960
Alright, so I think now's the only go for this than I'm assuming to do.

07:41:58.960 --> 07:42:04.460
Okay, so now that our play is gonna be a certain go for Ruby Crystal and after we'll see if we can look on the, uh...

07:42:04.460 --> 07:42:06.960
Maybe like some kind of like dragon play here.

07:42:10.460 --> 07:42:12.460
I

07:42:14.260 --> 07:42:19.080
Got done ties you're not built for the big leaps go back to being a shitty coach and shit though

07:42:23.540 --> 07:42:25.540
Fuck that I do to this guy

07:42:26.340 --> 07:42:31.220
Yo, what the fuck did I do to this guy? I'm streamer mode on to holy shit

07:42:33.220 --> 07:42:35.220
But I got the thing I was all so much

07:42:35.220 --> 07:42:40.380
It's not we're gonna do so you're gonna look for the crugs and after crugs and look on the wrappers

07:42:42.340 --> 07:42:48.260
So be rappers and after afters we're gonna see we maybe look on like either the crab or the wolves here

07:42:53.820 --> 07:42:59.580
I don't think the idea of going to the jogging contest here. I'll meet our shorts

07:43:05.220 --> 07:43:12.040
Alright, so now what we're gonna do is we're just gonna go for the boss and after we also

07:43:12.040 --> 07:43:15.040
look up the uh, the wrappers here.

07:43:15.040 --> 07:43:19.040
Just gonna meet the autist and we can focus.

07:43:19.040 --> 07:43:28.040
I wonder if we'd be able to actually look up this here.

07:43:28.040 --> 07:43:45.140
You know what, Jarvan is falling right?

07:43:45.140 --> 07:43:48.640
So what if we use the black guy's coins to just secure the Herald for free?

07:43:48.640 --> 07:43:50.640
I'm just gonna actually really get first.

07:43:59.320 --> 07:44:01.320
I'm in analogy.

07:44:07.840 --> 07:44:10.340
It's like you get in a car accident,

07:44:10.340 --> 07:44:16.340
and you lose like both your arms and people tell you that you can never be a master like pitcher right in baseball.

07:44:16.340 --> 07:44:21.540
But then you learn how to pitch with your feet, and against all odds, you end up making it to like,

07:44:22.700 --> 07:44:25.100
being the starting pitcher for like a high school team.

07:44:25.540 --> 07:44:26.040
Right?

07:44:26.260 --> 07:44:28.740
But now it's like it's not going to be a problem, I'm not...

07:44:33.500 --> 07:44:38.740
Alright, so what we're gonna do is we're gonna play on this here, and then after that we're gonna simply maybe look on the uh, another play.

07:44:38.740 --> 07:44:47.140
and we get Supins on heck of a Zahem

07:44:47.140 --> 07:44:56.580
I mean bro low key RZR isn't that bad

07:44:56.580 --> 07:45:02.340
like I know this is gonna sound crazy but I'm actually going to play this one out

07:45:02.340 --> 07:45:09.060
Yo you guys know Motherfuckin' Stone?

07:45:09.060 --> 07:45:12.060
Like I'm genuinely boring town, I should play this one out here.

07:45:12.060 --> 07:45:19.060
You died, I'm on the way!

07:45:19.060 --> 07:45:20.060
Oh!

07:45:20.060 --> 07:45:21.060
Jesus.

07:45:21.060 --> 07:45:22.060
Can't escape that, can't run!

07:45:22.060 --> 07:45:43.340
I mean this is like next double crazy rock

07:45:43.340 --> 07:45:53.340
the enemy team is okay fucking obsessed with me bro, gotta make sure we fucking uh

07:45:53.340 --> 07:46:09.340
like i'm gonna be real there might be a chance i actually get some kills here

07:46:09.340 --> 07:46:11.340
I

07:46:25.340 --> 07:46:31.780
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna be honest yo guys we do need the fucking circumstance holy shit what the fuck is going on

07:46:39.340 --> 07:46:48.340
Okay, let's hear a new share.

07:46:48.340 --> 07:46:52.140
So right now, I'm gonna be honest with you guys, our state in the game, it looks a bit

07:46:52.140 --> 07:46:53.140
rough.

07:46:53.140 --> 07:46:54.660
But it's not unwinnable.

07:46:54.660 --> 07:46:56.340
Like there's still a chance.

07:46:56.340 --> 07:47:03.860
On a scale of 1 to 10, maybe like a 0.01.

07:47:03.860 --> 07:47:08.340
But it's like still a chance, none of the loss.

07:47:08.340 --> 07:47:17.020
guys the notifications are sign catch up now thank god holy shit and they pass all

07:47:17.020 --> 07:47:19.180
again

07:47:25.340 --> 07:47:32.140
it's cuz the thing is Jinxie needs like an out-of-the-box approach you know and

07:47:32.140 --> 07:47:35.140
I think I'm the most out of the box that you could possibly be.

07:47:44.140 --> 07:47:46.140
I think my best angles are just up for this here.

07:47:57.140 --> 07:47:59.140
So probably gonna have to end up giving this dragon, aren't we?

07:47:59.140 --> 07:48:01.140
But I can resing on my black fever.

07:48:02.140 --> 07:48:05.140
The only question is, can we solo skin long enough that I get my serpents?

07:48:09.140 --> 07:48:10.140
That's a real question.

07:48:13.140 --> 07:48:16.140
Would we be able to solo long enough that we actually get our serpents?

07:48:16.140 --> 07:48:18.140
serpents

07:48:27.260 --> 07:48:31.100
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin don't best hacker in the world

07:48:37.300 --> 07:48:39.300
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin don't

07:48:46.140 --> 07:48:50.140
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' BONE?

07:48:50.140 --> 07:48:52.140
That's not gonna work.

07:48:52.140 --> 07:48:54.140
Like, I'm gonna be honest with you guys, it's a rough one.

07:48:54.140 --> 07:48:57.140
Maybe there's actually an angle though, okay?

07:48:57.140 --> 07:49:00.140
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' BONE?

07:49:00.140 --> 07:49:04.140
Like, I'm actually gonna run in on the Yasuo here with my sawhand.

07:49:04.140 --> 07:49:06.140
If we get a shutdown or even two.

07:49:06.140 --> 07:49:10.140
Yo, don't! I'm hungry!

07:49:10.140 --> 07:49:14.140
oh my god where

07:49:22.140 --> 07:49:27.740
i died but it's fine i died but it's fine does he have passive nice okay so he actually has passive

07:49:29.260 --> 07:49:33.900
so it's here got a thousand gold bounties i haven't got about 650 gold

07:49:33.900 --> 07:49:47.740
This is what we need right now, if we can get our serpents, it's winnable, like I know

07:49:47.740 --> 07:49:52.380
it's a crazy game for us to sit here and sit up we can win, but there might actually be

07:49:52.380 --> 07:49:56.220
chance genuinely like it might actually be a chance

07:49:56.220 --> 07:50:08.300
all right we're gonna see if I could look for the top to bottom

07:50:08.300 --> 07:50:13.740
here maybe even like boss atop is burned now to top to bottom

07:50:13.740 --> 07:50:18.780
so it's here now has two completed items he's so down about

07:50:52.380 --> 07:50:54.860
Uh, looks very fucking rough, Loki.

07:50:57.680 --> 07:51:03.040
It's like we had a teamfight and I was like, oh well maybe we can actually win a fight and then it ended in the most horrible way ever.

07:51:03.040 --> 07:51:05.680
So I don't know how I feel about our chance of winning anymore.

07:51:09.680 --> 07:51:11.120
But it's like, I had an OLC.

07:51:11.120 --> 07:51:21.120
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' DOLLE?

07:51:21.120 --> 07:51:25.960
You guys whiter than he said I'm looking to Revenant Rise, but fuck there's Revenant

07:51:25.960 --> 07:51:27.960
even here in this context.

07:51:27.960 --> 07:51:29.960
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' DOLLE?

07:51:29.960 --> 07:51:31.960
You guys know motherfuckin' DOLLE?

07:51:31.960 --> 07:51:33.960
You guys know motherfuckin' DOLLE?

07:51:33.960 --> 07:51:35.960
You guys know motherfuckin' DOLLE?

07:51:35.960 --> 07:51:39.960
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers, don't?

07:51:39.960 --> 07:51:41.960
Best Hecker in the World.

07:51:41.960 --> 07:51:44.960
Alright, well that's on good.

07:51:44.960 --> 07:51:47.960
Ooh, wait a second, hold on, we're getting the cleaver prox, are you getting the cleaver prox?

07:51:47.960 --> 07:51:49.960
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers, don't?

07:51:49.960 --> 07:51:51.960
Best Hecker in the World.

07:51:51.960 --> 07:51:56.960
Okay, so we actually managed, dude, it's here we got another 1,000 gold bouncy off the jarvan.

07:51:56.960 --> 07:51:58.960
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers, don't?

07:51:58.960 --> 07:52:00.960
Should we actually have a hope?

07:52:00.960 --> 07:52:02.960
Best Hecker in the World.

07:52:03.720 --> 07:52:06.040
Like is there actually a chance yes or no

07:52:09.920 --> 07:52:15.200
Also fight out there if we're gonna bring him this far might as well bring all the way to the other side

07:52:15.200 --> 07:52:36.800
if I could have actually gotten my two off there that would have been huge now it's

07:52:36.800 --> 07:52:38.800
just come in but he doesn't have a ult

07:52:38.800 --> 07:52:40.800
No, you guys know motherfuckin' Donal?

07:52:40.800 --> 07:52:42.800
Best hacker in the world.

07:52:42.800 --> 07:52:45.800
No, no, no, not in this, Silo.

07:52:45.800 --> 07:52:49.800
Wait, no, no, no, there might be a chance. There might actually be a chance.

07:52:49.800 --> 07:52:51.800
Ronan, you might be on to something, bro.

07:52:51.800 --> 07:52:53.800
There might be a fucking chance here.

07:52:57.800 --> 07:52:59.800
We need to...

07:52:59.800 --> 07:53:01.800
Can't test the soul.

07:53:01.800 --> 07:53:03.800
Oh

07:53:07.980 --> 07:53:09.980
Okay

07:53:23.480 --> 07:53:26.440
It's like it does it automatically it's on manual

07:53:31.800 --> 07:53:33.800
That's a new show.

07:53:49.800 --> 07:53:54.800
Hey, Loki, I think our best bet is we just play on the topside here and then after all we're gonna get it.

07:53:54.800 --> 07:54:06.960
No guys, I'm gonna be able to finally get serpents, but there is some bad news.

07:54:06.960 --> 07:54:07.960
I think we already lost.

07:54:07.960 --> 07:54:10.960
Yeah, I'm not, I'm kidding.

07:54:10.960 --> 07:54:11.960
Funny story.

07:54:11.960 --> 07:54:15.640
Can you tell us a funny story funny story?

07:54:41.960 --> 07:54:43.960
Best Hex in the World!

07:54:48.960 --> 07:54:50.960
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers don't?

07:54:50.960 --> 07:54:52.960
Best Hex in the World!

07:54:55.960 --> 07:54:57.960
Wait, did we hold?

07:54:57.960 --> 07:55:00.960
You died! I don't believe it!

07:55:05.960 --> 07:55:07.960
Hold on!

07:55:07.960 --> 07:55:08.960
WAIT!

07:55:08.960 --> 07:55:10.960
Guys, guys, wait, wait, wait!

07:55:11.960 --> 07:55:15.420
normally don't get money out but you are absolutely amazing

07:55:15.420 --> 07:55:17.920
awww thank you i appreciate that

07:55:17.920 --> 07:55:20.640
NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO

07:55:20.640 --> 07:55:23.960
wait guys i'm not kidding we might actually still be able to win this one

07:55:23.960 --> 07:55:29.640
NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO

07:55:29.640 --> 07:55:32.240
guys i'm not even kidding you it's still fucking winnable

07:55:32.240 --> 07:55:35.120
like it's genuinely still fucking winnable

07:55:35.120 --> 07:55:39.440
NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO

07:55:39.440 --> 07:55:41.440
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Donald?

07:55:41.440 --> 07:55:43.440
That's Hacker for the World.

07:55:43.440 --> 07:55:45.440
I feel like we're gonna die.

07:55:45.440 --> 07:55:49.440
Okay, so our turrets are gonna be spawning half way, and they have two thirds.

07:55:49.440 --> 07:55:51.440
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Donald?

07:55:51.440 --> 07:55:53.440
That's Hacker for the World.

07:55:59.440 --> 07:56:01.440
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Donald?

07:56:01.440 --> 07:56:03.440
That's Hacker for the World.

07:56:03.440 --> 07:56:05.440
Guys, could we please play through Medchera's 5?

07:56:09.440 --> 07:56:11.440
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?

07:56:11.940 --> 07:56:13.440
Best hacker in the world.

07:56:18.440 --> 07:56:20.440
Aw, alright, now I'm lost.

07:56:26.440 --> 07:56:27.440
Thank you, I won't.

07:56:30.440 --> 07:56:31.440
Holy shit.

07:56:32.440 --> 07:56:33.440
No, I can't.

07:56:33.440 --> 07:56:36.440
Guys, Robby gifted and everything, I can't sell so fucking much.

07:56:37.440 --> 07:56:38.440
Bro!

07:56:38.440 --> 07:56:40.440
mom

07:56:44.280 --> 07:56:45.800
Fuck

07:56:45.800 --> 07:56:51.120
They guys are actually fucking the same thing as all of us Jesus Christ

07:56:54.640 --> 07:56:56.640
Oh man

07:56:57.840 --> 07:56:59.840
What a sad game though

07:57:01.720 --> 07:57:03.520
Fuck me sad fucking game

07:57:03.520 --> 07:57:08.240
Okay, guys, you're gonna have to give me like one minute because I need to like be for my cats who thingy

07:57:33.520 --> 07:57:35.520
I

07:57:41.200 --> 07:57:44.640
Think you're for almost five years and then you have to dance to it

07:57:44.880 --> 07:57:46.880
We're also happy and proud of you

07:57:47.680 --> 07:57:49.840
You deserve all of this right see like

07:57:52.240 --> 07:57:54.240
So you guys know what the fucking don't

07:57:54.240 --> 07:58:04.240
Yo you guys know Motherfuckin' DOLLE?

07:58:04.240 --> 07:58:14.240
Yo you guys know Motherfuckin' DOLLE?

07:58:14.240 --> 07:58:24.240
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' DOLTLE?

07:58:24.240 --> 07:58:31.240
That's hecka in the world.

07:58:31.240 --> 07:58:33.240
WHAAAAAT?

07:58:33.240 --> 07:58:42.240
You're the little father gentle and you are the people.

07:58:42.240 --> 07:58:44.240
So you guys know motherfuckin' don't?

07:58:44.240 --> 07:58:46.240
That's not from this world

07:58:51.240 --> 07:58:53.240
HAHAHA

07:58:53.240 --> 07:58:54.240
We can't escape that

07:58:54.240 --> 07:58:55.240
Time's run

07:58:55.240 --> 07:58:57.240
HAHAHA

07:59:02.240 --> 07:59:04.240
So you guys know motherfuckin' don't?

07:59:04.240 --> 07:59:06.240
That's not from this world

07:59:12.240 --> 07:59:22.620
Oh guys the cats have been fed we're getting out fuck I'm so pissed I lost

07:59:22.620 --> 07:59:27.520
but like I'm gonna be honest I thought that was just an unmanable game no

07:59:27.520 --> 07:59:36.680
but realistically what can we have what can we have like actually done like

07:59:36.680 --> 07:59:43.680
real shit

07:59:46.800 --> 07:59:53.000
alright

07:59:53.000 --> 07:59:59.360
777 subs but actually fucking insane by the way

07:59:59.360 --> 08:00:06.360
but that's actually fucking insane Jesus

08:00:06.680 --> 08:00:13.680
Alright, let's see guys.

08:00:13.680 --> 08:00:20.120
Okay, listen, I know that back game was rough, but I'm gonna be honest guys, I think my next

08:00:20.120 --> 08:00:21.120
one could be good.

08:00:21.120 --> 08:00:26.120
I need to thank everyone, yeah again, thank you guys all so fucking much.

08:00:26.120 --> 08:00:28.920
Is there any way, okay look, this is what we can do, okay?

08:00:28.920 --> 08:00:31.920
Fine guys, this will do.

08:00:31.920 --> 08:00:36.160
I'll scroll down to the list and I'll just thank you guys as I scroll down.

08:00:36.160 --> 08:00:38.160
You guys don't motherfuckin' don't!

08:00:38.160 --> 08:00:40.160
But son, can he talk?

08:00:40.160 --> 08:00:42.160
No. What the...

08:00:42.160 --> 08:00:43.160
NECK!

08:00:43.160 --> 08:00:45.160
WHAT THE FUCK!

08:00:49.160 --> 08:00:51.160
Holy shit!

08:00:51.160 --> 08:00:54.160
Almost five years since I was announced at Kinova.

08:00:55.160 --> 08:00:57.160
Yeah, it's been a wild ride.

08:00:58.160 --> 08:01:00.160
But then you guys saw so much on.

08:01:00.160 --> 08:01:02.160
We're gonna scroll down now.

08:01:02.160 --> 08:01:10.240
Well this is all, oh my god, and it was me there and all the gifts as well.

08:01:10.240 --> 08:01:11.240
Thank you.

08:01:11.240 --> 08:01:13.520
We're all so proud and happy for you brother.

08:01:13.520 --> 08:01:14.520
Never give up man.

08:01:14.520 --> 08:01:15.520
This is actually wild.

08:01:15.520 --> 08:01:16.520
Oh guys, thank you all so fucking hard.

08:01:16.520 --> 08:01:25.440
Okay, we need to actually get a juicer game going though.

08:01:25.440 --> 08:01:26.440
They banned Hecarim.

08:01:26.440 --> 08:01:31.440
Guys, which hand do we play if Hecarim is banned?

08:01:31.440 --> 08:01:33.440
Like what are we thinking about it?

08:01:37.440 --> 08:01:39.440
It's like Loki, what are we thinking here?

08:01:46.440 --> 08:01:48.440
So it's Shaco and Yunara.

08:01:49.440 --> 08:01:50.440
More!

08:01:51.440 --> 08:01:53.440
THE VOLUME SHOW!

08:01:54.440 --> 08:01:56.440
Yo, what the fuck?

08:01:56.440 --> 08:01:59.440
bro 200!

08:01:59.440 --> 08:02:06.440
bro, him and his team, what the fuck dude!

08:02:06.440 --> 08:02:09.440
holy shit thank you!

08:02:09.440 --> 08:02:13.440
and they blow up what the fuck they even 25 as well!

08:02:13.440 --> 08:02:16.440
where we actually got to a thousand subs...

08:02:16.440 --> 08:02:19.440
no dude like...

08:02:19.440 --> 08:02:23.440
we actually got to a thousand subs today

08:02:23.440 --> 08:02:30.160
what again dude this is literally like the I'm not even getting like the third

08:02:30.160 --> 08:02:44.840
day this week it happens holy shit now thank you guys all so much holy fuck dude

08:02:44.840 --> 08:02:57.000
that's actually insane. That's actually crazy. No, it's actually like wild. Like, okay, just

08:02:57.000 --> 08:03:05.600
so you guys can understand, right? Just just so you guys can understand. So two months

08:03:05.600 --> 08:03:13.200
ago, we had 1200 subs in an entire month. Just so you guys can understand. Two months

08:03:13.200 --> 08:03:17.820
ago we were at a thousand hundred subs the month before thousand five hundred the

08:03:17.820 --> 08:03:26.560
month before thousand four hundred right it's a cat and it's wait what's he

08:03:26.560 --> 08:03:34.600
wearing whoa heck you look really cool

08:03:34.600 --> 08:03:39.540
No, it's like baby. Why are some fucking crazy?

08:03:42.920 --> 08:03:44.920
What

08:03:46.160 --> 08:03:53.160
Lucky good 75 but no, I got like almost more subs today than I did in the entire month of streaming back

08:03:56.760 --> 08:03:58.760
What

08:03:58.760 --> 08:04:00.760
More great for me.

08:04:00.760 --> 08:04:01.760
No.

08:04:01.760 --> 08:04:02.760
More shopping.

08:04:02.760 --> 08:04:03.760
No, no shopping.

08:04:03.760 --> 08:04:04.760
House.

08:04:04.760 --> 08:04:05.760
Okay.

08:04:05.760 --> 08:04:07.760
Yo, you guys don't motherfucking don't!

08:04:07.760 --> 08:04:08.760
More food in the world.

08:04:08.760 --> 08:04:09.760
And more food.

08:04:09.760 --> 08:04:10.760
And more cats.

08:04:10.760 --> 08:04:11.760
And more food.

08:04:11.760 --> 08:04:12.760
Okay guys.

08:04:12.760 --> 08:04:13.760
Stop it!

08:04:13.760 --> 08:04:14.760
Stop it!

08:04:14.760 --> 08:04:15.760
Okay, sorry.

08:04:15.760 --> 08:04:16.760
You don't want to get me all those things.

08:04:16.760 --> 08:04:17.760
Yeah, no, I want that more than anything.

08:04:17.760 --> 08:04:18.760
Hey!

08:04:18.760 --> 08:04:19.760
Me too!

08:04:19.760 --> 08:04:20.760
Me too!

08:04:20.760 --> 08:04:21.760
Me too!

08:04:21.760 --> 08:04:22.760
Me too!

08:04:22.760 --> 08:04:23.760
Me too!

08:04:23.760 --> 08:04:24.760
Me too!

08:04:24.760 --> 08:04:25.760
Me too!

08:04:25.760 --> 08:04:26.760
Me too!

08:04:26.760 --> 08:04:30.920
Let's buy you a G-Wagon.

08:04:30.920 --> 08:04:34.720
I don't even have a driver's license.

08:04:34.720 --> 08:04:37.160
Let's buy you courses to get your driver's license.

08:04:37.160 --> 08:04:39.960
Yeah, but you promised me that.

08:04:39.960 --> 08:04:40.960
Yeah, I know.

08:04:40.960 --> 08:04:41.960
Okay, I know not this.

08:04:41.960 --> 08:04:42.960
It's like a baby bit.

08:04:42.960 --> 08:04:43.960
Yep.

08:04:43.960 --> 08:04:44.960
That's for cats.

08:04:44.960 --> 08:04:45.960
Did you feed the oint?

08:04:45.960 --> 08:04:46.960
Yeah, I did.

08:04:46.960 --> 08:04:47.960
Why is he scratching the floor?

08:04:47.960 --> 08:04:48.960
Because he's so hungry.

08:04:48.960 --> 08:04:49.960
He's so dumb, dumb, tats.

08:04:49.960 --> 08:04:51.960
Guys, he's scratching the floor.

08:04:51.960 --> 08:04:52.960
He's so hungry.

08:04:52.960 --> 08:04:54.960
He's so dumb, dumb, tats.

08:04:56.960 --> 08:05:00.960
I'm gonna, you know, guys, this is what you have to do.

08:05:00.960 --> 08:05:02.960
If you have a partner, okay, listen to me.

08:05:02.960 --> 08:05:07.960
This is very good advice, especially if you're financially dependent on your partner.

08:05:07.960 --> 08:05:09.960
It doesn't matter what gender you are.

08:05:09.960 --> 08:05:13.960
If your partner makes money and you're financially dependent on them,

08:05:13.960 --> 08:05:17.960
it's your duty to spend their money.

08:05:17.960 --> 08:05:21.280
And the reason why is because if they lose money,

08:05:21.280 --> 08:05:26.000
they need to work harder to make more money to not be broke.

08:05:26.000 --> 08:05:28.880
So basically, by spending their money,

08:05:28.880 --> 08:05:31.640
you're making them be motivated to work more,

08:05:31.640 --> 08:05:34.000
so you're supporting them.

08:05:34.000 --> 08:05:36.240
Wait, that's actually a good point.

08:05:36.240 --> 08:05:37.240
That's what I'm saying.

08:05:37.240 --> 08:05:39.680
That's why I want your credit card.

08:05:39.680 --> 08:05:41.440
OK, one thing at a time.

08:05:41.440 --> 08:05:42.880
W philosophy, though.

08:05:42.880 --> 08:05:43.520
Thanks.

08:05:43.520 --> 08:05:44.280
All right.

08:05:44.280 --> 08:05:44.960
Appreciate it.

08:05:44.960 --> 08:05:46.000
Appreciate it.

08:05:46.000 --> 08:05:50.000
I need to focus because I'm only four on the day though, so you go watch the show.

08:05:50.000 --> 08:05:56.000
Yeah, I wanted to bring you your phone so I got the food, but then I saw this on the floor and put it on the way there.

08:05:56.000 --> 08:05:58.000
Nice.

08:05:58.000 --> 08:06:00.000
Alright, let's go.

08:06:00.000 --> 08:06:06.000
Okay, so now all we do is we just play for the red and say Crags then after that we're going to look on the crab here.

08:06:10.000 --> 08:06:12.000
Alright, thanks.

08:06:12.000 --> 08:06:17.400
Okay so now what we do is we just play around in the Krugs and after Krugs we look on the

08:06:17.400 --> 08:06:18.400
crab.

08:06:18.400 --> 08:06:22.200
But the only problem is I don't know if I'll be able to actually get the clear done in

08:06:22.200 --> 08:06:23.200
the final.

08:06:23.200 --> 08:06:25.200
Bro starting next patch the Anakir is going to be retarded by there.

08:06:25.200 --> 08:06:29.680
We're going to get there like 10 seconds later to crab.

08:06:29.680 --> 08:06:36.680
who she goes back

08:06:44.120 --> 08:06:45.760
i'm gonna kill myself

08:06:45.760 --> 08:06:49.200
but

08:06:49.200 --> 08:06:50.800
on a smash at that too

08:06:50.800 --> 08:06:54.160
so she could have got rid of the uh... the initial shake one gauge

08:06:54.160 --> 08:06:55.400
so that's what

08:06:55.400 --> 08:06:59.000
maybe maybe maybe maybe she doesn't realize that

08:06:59.000 --> 08:07:00.000
We in someone now.

08:07:07.200 --> 08:07:08.800
See them wrong? I'll see a dog.

08:07:11.000 --> 08:07:17.000
Okay, so now we're gonna do something and see if we can look on the uh, oh, I mean, she doesn't have flash, baby.

08:07:19.700 --> 08:07:20.800
Oh, this is huge.

08:07:22.000 --> 08:07:24.000
Jump in one second, I need to wait for my Q.

08:07:24.000 --> 08:07:31.000
Game saved, game saved, game saved, game saved, game saved!

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We're good now.

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I don't really like the idea of ganking young to be honest, because what if he has Fosh?

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Especially with all my camps respawning.

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Yeah, I've got my count in spawning, we just haven't found this right now.

08:07:58.000 --> 08:08:02.600
Ooh, good soul kill.

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So now we can just play top to bottom and then we can go come dragon.

08:08:16.800 --> 08:08:19.800
So we're going to put on the gromp now and then after gromp we're going to look on the

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wolves and to the rest of the clear.

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Let me show you.

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So now we're going to put on the wrappers and after wrappers we're going to look on the

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the cards as well

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yo you guys know motherfuckin dole?

08:08:52.800 --> 08:08:54.800
happy birthday

08:08:54.800 --> 08:08:56.800
bro it's not my birthday

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dude why does everyone always, dude

08:08:58.800 --> 08:09:00.800
porsche you came in the chat yesterday

08:09:00.800 --> 08:09:02.800
and you said it was my birthday then too

08:09:02.800 --> 08:09:05.800
it's not my fucking birthday dude

08:09:05.800 --> 08:09:07.800
it was my birthday I'd know

08:09:07.800 --> 08:09:09.800
but it's certainly not my birthday

08:09:09.800 --> 08:09:11.800
Feels like my birthday

08:09:15.440 --> 08:09:20.440
The shitty thing about turning 20 is that the second you turn 20 you never know how old you actually are anymore

08:09:21.160 --> 08:09:27.740
Like you'd be like 20 23 25 29 like you're never gonna know your age. You're just like 20

08:09:28.920 --> 08:09:31.660
Any realers in the job. Hey, it's actually real

08:09:32.680 --> 08:09:34.680
It'll just like forget your age

08:09:39.800 --> 08:09:45.800
I'm not bad at smite, so I'm not even gonna dance like I'm this.

08:09:49.800 --> 08:09:51.800
Whaaaaat?

08:10:06.800 --> 08:10:07.800
Please kill him.

08:10:07.800 --> 08:10:08.520
BAAA!

08:10:10.800 --> 08:10:12.240
Oh my god...

08:10:13.040 --> 08:10:14.560
OOOOOOOH!

08:10:15.600 --> 08:10:20.640
Bro, guys I'm gonna be honest, while he's speaking on birthday, I need to show you guys this TikTok that I made once.

08:10:20.640 --> 08:10:25.600
Like, it actually just jogged my memory and I can't think of anything besides this one TikTok that I just wanted to show you guys.

08:10:31.440 --> 08:10:34.160
You guys are gonna laugh hard as fuck by the way, it's actually hilarious.

08:10:37.800 --> 08:10:41.800
I'm so mad right now!

08:10:41.800 --> 08:10:47.800
It's my birthday in six months, okay?

08:10:47.800 --> 08:10:53.800
So I messaged my friend and I tell him I want an early birthday gift, right?

08:10:53.800 --> 08:10:56.800
So he says, oh, it's your birthday in six months.

08:10:56.800 --> 08:10:57.800
What do you want me to get you?

08:10:57.800 --> 08:11:02.800
And I tell him a $20,000 Louis Vuitton bag, okay?

08:11:02.800 --> 08:11:03.800
Not hard.

08:11:03.800 --> 08:11:10.560
hard and you want to know what this guy tells me this friend he says that's too

08:11:10.560 --> 08:11:19.360
expensive so I tell him I say if that's too expensive just get another job

08:11:49.360 --> 08:11:52.860
I'm not worried about the fact that the Shaco is as fast as he is, but it shouldn't really matter.

08:12:09.360 --> 08:12:11.360
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donal?

08:12:11.360 --> 08:12:12.860
That's better than the world.

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Okay, so now we do this, we're gonna look on the red, and then after the red, I'll see if I can actually play on the, uh, on the cards.

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Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second.

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I'm not even kidding, I actually might be able to solo carry now.

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Or a farming.

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Bitch.

08:12:38.880 --> 08:12:41.880
Oh wait, wait a minute.

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The good news is I'm 3 kills right now, so actually I'm a really nice spot.

08:12:48.880 --> 08:12:52.880
There's just my ashes on the bottom of my body so it's not gonna be fucking serious.

08:12:55.880 --> 08:12:58.880
Oh, I mean do you really want to see?

08:13:00.880 --> 08:13:02.880
I can show you.

08:13:06.880 --> 08:13:12.880
So before the Jinxy streams, this is where we were at.

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So we were peeking for like a few years and then we kinda just like were falling off consistently

08:13:17.880 --> 08:13:19.680
over the course of a few years.

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The problem was like 800 to 1000 maybe and then Jinxy happened which is crazy because

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like N, I don't know, it's just been unreal.

08:13:42.880 --> 08:13:54.880
and

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and

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oh good trade though good trade though good trade though w fucking trade though

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okay so now we can do something about culture and after we look for more

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okay so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for I want to play for

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merch hats honestly so it's a look for the

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no key I'm gonna skim my top so we're just gonna concentrate to dragon I'm this

08:14:44.360 --> 08:14:47.100
might actually be better

08:14:52.340 --> 08:14:57.540
Jenny took you under his wing the same way did he took Justin Bieber right

08:14:57.540 --> 08:15:01.340
well not sure I read that one oh yes you know what we're gonna do so you're

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look for this year

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maybe on the seas as long as we get this dragon to be significant for us

08:15:20.100 --> 08:15:27.100
so

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Yeah, I'm gonna be honest like it's fucked up for me to like miss my smite there if I didn't miss my smite

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There would have been way better

08:15:45.360 --> 08:15:50.000
All right, so you know so I'm gonna do is I'm gonna play for the honesty I

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Think my best angle would just be going grubs out of base. I don't think that we see whatever can test me in some data

08:16:01.340 --> 08:16:06.580
Do you have a playlist thing that shows fire?

08:16:06.580 --> 08:16:08.300
Yeah, we do have an explanation for a playlist.

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This one is called Conqueror.

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So, Shaco's already going to clear the topside by the time we get there, out of the grubs.

08:16:16.300 --> 08:16:21.300
Oh wait, this might be huge.

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That can't run!

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It's been like, it's been unreal. Like, I don't know.

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The last few months, a few weeks about their action.

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It just, it just feels like a gym that you're gonna wake up from one day, you know what I mean?

08:17:07.300 --> 08:17:09.300
That's the best I can explain it.

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So now we're gonna do some play on this.

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They might even do this, we might just look for the bulbs and then maybe like, rest the

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bot side.

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So you guys know motherfuckin' don't mess with the world?

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Yes, we're gonna look raptors all the way to Krugs and after we look on Vod, 70 seconds

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on our flash stream.

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Alright guys, second I get that Zoner, so oh, it's gonna change a lot.

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So this is controlled it so we know that there's on a board here.

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If I can run my chun

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I knew motherfuckin don't, that's heckle the whole world

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oh my god fucking close bro that turn was lowkey fucking sick that turn was lowkey kind of fucking sick i'm not gonna lie

08:18:55.300 --> 08:19:00.300
But we almost got it done on the fucking 10-9.

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And Zach there, 5 free shot.

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Thank you, Ron.

08:19:03.300 --> 08:19:05.300
Thank you, Ron.

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I appreciate that.

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Alright, let's see what we do now.

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Okay, so I think now we just pray for this, and then we'll look on the Seekers.

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We're going to want to look on this here now.

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Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Zodiac?

08:19:48.780 --> 08:19:54.780
I mean, but I'm gonna be honest, me and H.R.O.X.T. maybe I'll carry our disabled Ash here.

08:19:55.780 --> 08:19:56.780
Like, there might be a chance.

08:20:03.780 --> 08:20:05.780
Like, Real Talk might actually have a chance at outcarrying this.

08:20:11.780 --> 08:20:16.780
It's like you're on one of those, like, boat racing teams where you have, like, the fucking, like, the paddles, right?

08:20:16.780 --> 08:20:19.820
Right, and you have one guy that just has no arms

08:20:20.220 --> 08:20:25.740
Right, so he's just like kicking his feet on either side while he like bounces up and down in the middle of the fucking boat

08:20:25.740 --> 08:20:26.740
You know

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But it's like then you have another guy that's been doing steroids from time. It was like six months old

08:20:30.940 --> 08:20:36.020
So it's like maybe he can out carry the dead weight. You know I'm talking about

08:20:46.780 --> 08:21:03.820
all right best angle let's walk off here

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Okay

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Now remember we saw our seekers

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I should run for that fuck I told I told I told I told it

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join my live guys all right let's see what you have to offer bro

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I mean listen, base 8 year old bro, he might be 8th but he knows when the government's

08:22:21.980 --> 08:22:22.980
fucking everyone.

08:22:22.980 --> 08:22:23.980
Jesus.

08:22:23.980 --> 08:22:29.780
Alright, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the top to bottom and we'll

08:22:29.780 --> 08:22:36.780
to be found as long as

08:22:49.460 --> 08:22:52.860
case now we do so just look on the walls and afterwards we send me found the

08:22:52.860 --> 08:22:54.860
on the fucking zone is there

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Guys I'm gonna be real I think our best angle right now would probably just playing through and that fight or play with our H.O.X

08:23:15.980 --> 08:23:21.980
I feel like our H.O.X. is getting up on his own. There's something he should ever do.

08:23:21.980 --> 08:23:25.980
If he ever does, he might have swapped back right now.

08:23:25.980 --> 08:23:27.980
Oh my god, that was awesome.

08:23:32.160 --> 08:23:33.160
Helmets?

08:23:33.660 --> 08:23:34.660
Helmets?

08:23:34.660 --> 08:23:35.660
Helmets?

08:23:43.540 --> 08:23:44.540
Wow.

08:23:51.020 --> 08:23:52.020
No.

08:23:52.020 --> 08:23:59.820
Oh, okay, we take those we take those and then now the hell also gets a push-off to

08:24:02.480 --> 08:24:09.180
Now what I'm wondering is would we ever be able to look on the Baron play if she goes alive probably not right?

08:24:12.300 --> 08:24:14.400
We're not gonna get the crash on the Herald fuck

08:24:16.820 --> 08:24:18.820
Okay, so now for the next item

08:24:18.820 --> 08:24:22.600
We're going around to answer 1 million percent

08:24:33.980 --> 08:24:38.940
All right guys who's ready for it now who's ready for getting it done right now

08:24:48.820 --> 08:24:58.820
we're lucky could look on this to be honest

08:25:14.820 --> 08:25:17.820
oh wait a second

08:25:18.820 --> 08:25:30.860
well this rice is fucking one shot like he's a one tapping my skull I'm not

08:25:30.860 --> 08:25:34.980
even kidding he's literally saying or he's opening my fucking skull like it's

08:25:34.980 --> 08:25:38.980
a bed and breakfast bro and he's like a boomer with the fucking full on kid the

08:25:38.980 --> 08:25:44.220
size of Mount Rushmore like this shit is actually retarded

08:25:44.220 --> 08:25:49.220
But you know what? Maybe there's a chance that we should look on Dragonman.

08:25:49.220 --> 08:25:54.220
Because... nah, we might honestly lose everything here.

08:26:01.220 --> 08:26:03.220
Alright, see you in a while.

08:26:14.220 --> 08:26:21.220
Okay, 10 seconds up from the flash here.

08:26:44.220 --> 08:26:48.280
you know what I got the dragon I'm not gonna complain about it now is there

08:26:48.280 --> 08:26:51.600
any way that we could help the h-walks

08:26:51.600 --> 08:26:53.600
Oh

08:27:05.560 --> 08:27:07.560
Was a shaker

08:27:11.000 --> 08:27:13.600
Oh look on what the fuck are you doing?

08:27:21.600 --> 08:27:24.800
This you hear so you could just walk to my walls and then just one charge

08:27:35.520 --> 08:27:39.920
Okay, so now we do is you just play on our random snacks by and then once you have that we should be good

08:27:39.960 --> 08:27:42.480
Cuz I'm only missing my break 700 gold for it

08:27:51.600 --> 08:28:10.300
Alright guys listen it's actually looking decent for us but I'm not kidding

08:28:10.300 --> 08:28:13.440
oh no we need to be I thought we need 1.7 fuck me

08:28:13.440 --> 08:28:16.880
Ash if you walk up you die instantly to the folly do you shake up

08:28:16.880 --> 08:28:18.880
Let me tell you guys

08:28:18.880 --> 08:28:20.880
There you don't lose your back, I don't know if it's for the folly

08:28:28.880 --> 08:28:30.880
Kill the young and then after we can look for a play

08:28:30.880 --> 08:28:31.380
Oh no.

08:28:40.180 --> 08:28:41.380
Nice, no exhaust.

08:28:41.880 --> 08:28:42.380
Wait!

08:28:42.780 --> 08:28:44.480
I swear I'm aware that we could have the H-Rocks.

08:28:46.180 --> 08:28:48.080
Yo, H-R-H-Rocks needs to be fucking done.

08:28:48.080 --> 08:28:48.880
Final story, bro.

08:28:53.180 --> 08:28:54.380
Okay, but it rides the ride.

08:28:54.380 --> 08:28:54.880
No.

08:28:55.380 --> 08:28:55.880
Never mind.

08:28:55.880 --> 08:28:56.680
Scratch shot.

08:28:56.980 --> 08:28:58.880
Rise needs to be fucking gutted.

08:28:58.880 --> 08:29:00.880
What in the fuck am I watching

08:29:11.240 --> 08:29:14.480
Okay, I'm saying when does the food arrive

08:29:16.400 --> 08:29:18.400
10 16

08:29:18.400 --> 08:29:29.200
You got it, bro. Just don't tilt if you lose. That's the best thing I could tell you.

08:29:36.200 --> 08:29:41.520
Okay, so guys, real talk. Is there any chance of us doing anything here?

08:29:41.920 --> 08:29:43.920
That results in a win, yes or no?

08:29:43.920 --> 08:29:48.620
like what what do you guys think honestly is there any chance of us getting

08:29:48.620 --> 08:29:51.020
a win here

08:30:00.020 --> 08:30:05.560
it's real talk with randoms now the only real threat is the rise nobody else is

08:30:05.560 --> 08:30:07.560
I'm trying to fight it

08:30:07.560 --> 08:30:09.560
My head was twisted

08:30:09.560 --> 08:30:11.560
My heart divided

08:30:11.560 --> 08:30:13.560
My eyes all collided

08:30:13.560 --> 08:30:15.560
I don't know why I didn't trust you

08:30:15.560 --> 08:30:17.560
Be on my side

08:30:17.560 --> 08:30:19.560
I look at two million pieces

08:30:19.560 --> 08:30:21.560
I can't go back

08:30:21.560 --> 08:30:23.560
I can't go in the broken glass

08:30:23.560 --> 08:30:25.560
The stars upon me

08:30:25.560 --> 08:30:27.560
Don't just been on my knee

08:30:27.560 --> 08:30:29.560
My voice went up in life

08:30:29.560 --> 08:30:31.560
This is what it's about

08:30:31.560 --> 08:30:33.560
One day I come and look at colors

08:30:33.560 --> 08:30:38.560
I gotta make sure that I get this hit so my ass doesn't.

08:30:48.560 --> 08:30:49.560
Nice! Very good.

08:30:54.560 --> 08:30:55.560
Please.

08:30:56.560 --> 08:30:58.560
No! No! We lost.

08:31:03.560 --> 08:31:12.240
Oh no H-hauts there's no way you win this no there's no way you win this there's

08:31:15.600 --> 08:31:17.600
Is it over

08:31:26.160 --> 08:31:28.160
Is it over

08:31:30.840 --> 08:31:32.840
Guys is it over

08:31:33.560 --> 08:31:48.640
the con please are the rise

08:32:03.560 --> 08:32:05.560
What?

08:32:05.560 --> 08:32:10.560
Shaco's soul in the Baron?

08:32:10.560 --> 08:32:12.560
Fight him!

08:32:22.560 --> 08:32:26.560
I'm gonna be honest, I can't believe that Shaco's soul in the Baron.

08:32:33.560 --> 08:32:42.100
I mean dude, I'm gonna be honest if we can't even preview one the rise and then I think it's just

08:32:42.100 --> 08:32:58.240
shocked. Is there any way that my team could hold us here? Realistically we just seen 20 seconds.

08:32:58.240 --> 08:33:16.640
20 seconds is all we're looking for.

08:33:16.640 --> 08:33:21.640
We have no HR, so we have everyone else.

08:33:21.640 --> 08:33:25.640
I mean, this Recon is just fucking annoying.

08:33:28.640 --> 08:33:33.640
Even if I get a 4-man ult here, I don't make a chance, I think.

08:33:46.640 --> 08:33:54.640
wait no no no no give it a second give it a second give it a second give it a second

08:34:00.640 --> 08:34:11.840
yo do I have randwins or do I not have randwins like is it is it really just not gonna do anything

08:34:11.840 --> 08:34:19.480
thing there yeah I don't I don't think you know I think you're what a sad fucking game

08:34:19.480 --> 08:34:33.240
dude like they had literally one AP champion on their team and the one AP

08:34:33.240 --> 08:34:38.160
time that they have just one fucking insane but we are we are 0 and 5 on the

08:34:38.160 --> 08:34:44.400
day the only time I've seen the victory screen today is when I've been

08:34:44.400 --> 08:34:47.480
watching Jynx's stream

08:34:49.760 --> 08:34:52.880
holy shit

08:34:57.880 --> 08:35:01.520
what's up guys that's Jynx you listen to the next match on players it's called

08:35:01.520 --> 08:35:21.320
powerful feelings oh man fuck me that's actually so sad that's actually so fucking

08:35:21.320 --> 08:35:28.160
sad we're going to Florida with this one no we're not shut up but a history

08:35:28.160 --> 08:35:49.660
Maybe Jinx he needs to coach you?

08:35:49.660 --> 08:35:52.940
unironically might have to

08:35:52.940 --> 08:35:56.020
but there is good news though, the good news is guys that we have

08:35:56.020 --> 08:36:00.580
probably the same ball in last game that won like 0-15 in laning phase on our team again

08:36:00.580 --> 08:36:07.580
limbo in those

08:36:49.660 --> 08:37:16.220
Alright guys, what if I told you we have a 50% chance to lose the game already?

08:37:16.220 --> 08:37:28.260
My Toblin is going to trade with me, I'm not going to accept, and then when I don't accept

08:37:28.260 --> 08:37:43.900
there's a 50% chance that he says he's going to end the game, bro you're locking in York

08:37:43.900 --> 08:37:50.900
when you dump on a rally out what are we doing

08:37:51.180 --> 08:37:58.180
and we lost in rally and won't give us a game

08:38:00.180 --> 08:38:02.700
NASSES! okay whatever

08:38:02.700 --> 08:38:09.940
uh... what time do we walk in now?

08:38:09.940 --> 08:38:11.940
Let me show you guys the real you, Jetty.

08:38:30.060 --> 08:38:33.560
You know what, I'm gonna be honest, I don't really want to do Tenacity, I think I'd rather go this here.

08:38:33.560 --> 08:38:40.160
I'm bad at disposing there into one sumac.

08:38:40.160 --> 08:38:41.160
Thank you.

08:38:41.160 --> 08:38:44.160
You guys have free CS, we win.

08:38:44.160 --> 08:38:58.600
I actually wasn't expecting Saus mid this game, or Saus jungle, I thought it'd be

08:38:58.600 --> 08:39:05.600
town jungle.

08:39:05.600 --> 08:39:10.600
Jorica is a winning lane for him and he is complaining.

08:39:10.600 --> 08:39:13.600
Wait really?

08:39:13.600 --> 08:39:17.840
So what if Yorick is a winning lane, and this matchup, why is he crying?

08:39:29.120 --> 08:39:30.800
It's literally like 50-50.

08:39:33.280 --> 08:39:37.680
Nasus is getting uncontacted to Saks all game. Good luck.

08:39:43.600 --> 08:40:08.600
has every time in league been one trick the challenger i think so yeah

08:40:08.600 --> 08:40:10.600
guys we need to unlock our hidden jinx to this game

08:40:10.600 --> 08:40:28.040
Like, well, maybe I'll unlock the inner jink, so I'm not going to go fucking crazy.

08:40:28.040 --> 08:40:37.040
Alright, let me look on, uh, wrappers and let me should be good.

08:40:37.040 --> 08:40:54.640
Alright, so the last thing that we have right now is that we just look for finishing our

08:40:54.640 --> 08:41:04.640
I'm gonna be honest you guys right now that's a bus in guineo

08:41:04.640 --> 08:41:11.640
yo you guys know motherfuckin donalds best hacker in the world

08:41:11.640 --> 08:41:13.640
we don't really have any other play

08:41:24.640 --> 08:41:26.640
I

08:41:41.280 --> 08:41:44.280
Have you guys ever heard the the saying when the rains at fours

08:41:47.920 --> 08:41:49.920
And you guys have heard that before

08:41:52.360 --> 08:41:54.360
What the fuck is

08:41:54.640 --> 08:41:56.640
I

08:42:10.800 --> 08:42:13.380
Like I'm looking fash on by the enemy McLeaner

08:42:15.880 --> 08:42:20.100
At level three on my blue buff, are we fucking serious?

08:42:24.640 --> 08:42:32.240
You're just gonna take over this game. Yeah, he's looking at this one

08:42:38.280 --> 08:42:40.400
Please use your gun time to focus now

08:42:54.640 --> 08:43:12.400
hold this face im gonna come top

08:43:12.400 --> 08:43:20.200
oh you have to do it subbie and miniside

08:43:20.200 --> 08:43:36.200
Nice, very good. Okay, so the good news is that even though we got fucked by the enemy midlaner,

08:43:36.200 --> 08:43:41.200
we ended up fucking the enemy top laner. So we need Naos for your to go fucking demon mode

08:43:41.200 --> 08:43:45.200
in lane. And I mean, listen, our mid and bot are doing relatively well too, so I'm not that

08:43:45.200 --> 08:43:54.000
Like as long as the town doesn't make it a fucking like a common thing that he just saw some bullshit criminal

08:43:54.000 --> 08:43:56.000
We're gonna be fine

08:44:02.920 --> 08:44:06.840
You just served he right now. I mean low key dude. Yeah

08:44:15.200 --> 08:44:17.200
I

08:44:22.020 --> 08:44:24.020
Do

08:44:25.740 --> 08:44:33.860
No, I own this okay, they move and the enemy jungler just stole my fucking

08:44:33.860 --> 08:44:35.860
Oh my god.

08:44:41.860 --> 08:44:47.860
It's like imagine you're a baby, right? And while your mom's pregnant with you, oh my god.

08:44:49.860 --> 08:44:54.860
She's like doing black tar heroine crystal math parties every single day, right?

08:44:54.860 --> 08:45:02.860
Then you're born, and like from the second you're born, like everyone just beats the shit out of you for no fucking reason, right?

08:45:02.860 --> 08:45:04.860
And then it's like

08:45:32.860 --> 08:45:45.280
this happens to me and I literally uninstalled I don't know I'm gonna be

08:45:45.280 --> 08:45:54.160
honest on a plane you know it's like how the fuck could I ever blame you

08:45:54.160 --> 08:46:05.120
Okay so we're gonna have to do now is we're just gonna play on Nevada and then like I

08:46:05.120 --> 08:46:06.940
guess I just spoke there.

08:46:06.940 --> 08:46:15.200
Folk here led York scale and I try to hope that he just completely carries this one.

08:46:15.200 --> 08:46:22.200
It's unironically all we can do here.

08:46:31.360 --> 08:46:38.360
Okay so now what our play is is we're going to look for the Raptors and after Raptors I'll look on the boss side.

08:46:45.200 --> 08:46:56.200
And then now we can do this, we can look on the wolves and after wolves look on the crab.

08:46:56.200 --> 08:47:01.200
Oh wow, it's your buddy.

08:47:01.200 --> 08:47:03.200
Yo, what is that bounty?

08:47:03.200 --> 08:47:06.200
Don't tell your teammate how low to be.

08:47:06.200 --> 08:47:09.200
You're a fucking moron for typing that.

08:47:09.200 --> 08:47:16.200
Let me see why we look on the cabin to uh...

08:47:31.200 --> 08:47:35.200
Okay, so now we'll do so just see if we look for the blue one and then after...

08:47:35.200 --> 08:47:41.000
but after we do blue what I would kind of want to do is I kind of want to just

08:47:41.000 --> 08:47:43.000
go into the bottom of the bot here.

08:47:43.000 --> 08:47:48.000
Saus showed top with 64 CS so we know that he definitely full cleared.

08:47:48.000 --> 08:47:54.000
I wonder if Saus actually did the uh, did he do a bot to top clear?

08:47:54.000 --> 08:47:56.360
If he did then he's going to gank bot soon, okay.

08:47:56.360 --> 08:47:59.880
I'm going to put all my eggs in one basket here if it works I'm going to fucking grade

08:47:59.880 --> 08:48:02.240
this if it's on my fucking piece of shit.

08:48:02.240 --> 08:48:05.960
I'm going to bet that Southside base instantly walks bottom next to a bot gank.

08:48:05.960 --> 08:48:10.440
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to walk here and counter gank, if you haven't seen me.

08:48:10.440 --> 08:48:15.440
Let's see if that works.

08:48:32.240 --> 08:48:35.740
I was right, but then I fucking played it like shit so it didn't even matter.

08:48:37.540 --> 08:48:39.340
Okay, good news is Krakens there.

08:48:39.340 --> 08:48:40.640
Good news is Krakens there.

08:48:40.640 --> 08:48:41.440
We're gonna be a panel.

08:48:58.640 --> 08:49:01.340
That thing on bus angle right now is just like top of the bus show.

08:49:01.340 --> 08:49:12.100
Dude, I can't tell if you're a hate watcher or not, I really can't.

08:49:12.100 --> 08:49:20.020
Like it's weird, it's weird.

08:49:20.020 --> 08:49:34.760
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look on the Wolves side and after

08:49:34.760 --> 08:49:41.760
the most I'll see if we make it with Watcher.

08:49:50.200 --> 08:49:51.840
Let me actually play on the

08:49:51.840 --> 08:49:58.840
capture

08:50:11.220 --> 08:50:14.920
that's

08:50:14.920 --> 08:50:16.920
Motherfucker wasn't expecting the smoke, bro.

08:50:23.720 --> 08:50:26.920
It's normally just cut the dragon here, and then after the dragon, we should be in a really good spot.

08:50:35.420 --> 08:50:38.420
I think our best angle after this would probably just be going up to the side.

08:50:44.920 --> 08:50:47.960
All right, we got it then though. I got you I got you

08:51:14.920 --> 08:51:25.480
Okay, why the fuck is how even that

08:51:31.920 --> 08:51:36.680
Okay, listen, so I think my best angle right now would just be not even buying 32 boots

08:51:36.680 --> 08:51:40.440
I think say on tier ones and then just think about like talk to watchers gonna get

08:51:44.920 --> 08:51:48.360
This guy, Mike here, Mike gives me headaches.

08:51:48.360 --> 08:51:50.000
Yeah, it's the same with me, though.

08:51:50.000 --> 08:51:51.960
Like, Mike also gives me headaches.

08:51:51.960 --> 08:51:55.560
That's the reason why I'm able to be like entertaining, because I'm just so permanent

08:51:55.560 --> 08:52:08.680
making myself mad, which I know sounds crazy, but it's true.

08:52:08.680 --> 08:52:15.680
It's also my entire top stack here.

08:52:28.160 --> 08:52:35.160
I'm not going to use any of my abilities in case I walk up to new chair.

08:52:38.680 --> 08:52:40.680
I'm not feeling that funny

08:52:40.680 --> 08:52:42.680
Ayy

08:52:42.680 --> 08:52:45.680
So world, watch me

08:52:45.680 --> 08:52:47.680
Oh, but yeah

08:52:47.680 --> 08:52:49.680
I can know that you're not

08:52:49.680 --> 08:52:51.680
I think I'm a good guy

08:52:51.680 --> 08:52:53.680
I think I'm a good guy

08:52:53.680 --> 08:52:55.680
I think I'm a good guy

08:52:55.680 --> 08:52:57.680
I can't even watch me

08:52:57.680 --> 08:52:59.680
I can't even watch me

08:52:59.680 --> 08:53:01.680
I can't even watch me

08:53:01.680 --> 08:53:03.680
I wanna be a good guy

08:53:03.680 --> 08:53:05.680
Woo! Alright, free triple baby

08:53:05.680 --> 08:53:07.680
Now we're fucking scaled

08:53:07.680 --> 08:53:09.680
Not a f***ing sales.

08:53:09.680 --> 08:53:13.680
I'm also lovelying the Cautsucker sauce too.

08:53:13.680 --> 08:53:15.680
Right.

08:53:23.680 --> 08:53:25.680
Aw.

08:53:25.680 --> 08:53:26.680
Thank you, bro.

08:53:26.680 --> 08:53:31.680
You know, it's kind of funny because I really feel like me and him are very cut from the same plot.

08:53:31.680 --> 08:53:40.260
Like the autism, the fucking like the motivation, the fucking the urge to like get better, the desire to improve, you know, like

08:53:41.400 --> 08:53:47.140
Not really caring about our digital footprints, like everything kind of like coalesces together really nicely

08:54:01.680 --> 08:54:21.120
oh I could have played that bit better there oh man that's sad fucking Christ

08:54:21.120 --> 08:54:24.400
but I mean to be fair they literally have double flashes plus you're not a

08:54:24.400 --> 08:54:30.400
barrier like that's just fucking cancer to be honest

08:54:31.680 --> 08:54:38.400
I don't like any boot options this game. I literally don't like any boot options this game

08:54:40.200 --> 08:54:42.200
Maybe I do this

08:54:42.200 --> 08:54:44.200
I

08:54:59.280 --> 08:55:02.000
Okay, so now we're gonna just repair the rest of the shit

08:55:02.000 --> 08:55:07.000
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' dog?

08:55:07.000 --> 08:55:12.000
That's half of the world.

08:55:12.000 --> 08:55:26.000
Top to bottom, then we can become the dragon here.

08:55:26.000 --> 08:55:29.000
It's like, as we can just get this dragon here, it's an insane card game.

08:55:45.240 --> 08:55:47.240
WHAAAAAT?!

08:55:53.140 --> 08:55:53.640
Real.

08:55:56.000 --> 08:55:57.520
Embrace your autism.

08:55:57.520 --> 08:55:58.020
Real.

08:55:58.020 --> 08:56:01.840
Locked in and channeled your race, and you'll be free of everything in your path.

08:56:01.840 --> 08:56:04.120
You shall become challenger, my goat.

08:56:04.120 --> 08:56:05.520
Easy as fuck.

08:56:05.520 --> 08:56:09.200
Cause the thing is that tomorrow, I can't really summon shems super early.

08:56:09.200 --> 08:56:13.440
Uh, cause I've been promising my aunt for like...

08:56:13.440 --> 08:56:17.560
I'm not even kidding, I've been promising my aunt for like almost a month now.

08:56:17.560 --> 08:56:22.240
That one of these days we'd go out for like dinner, like with Laura and my brother.

08:56:22.240 --> 08:56:22.960
And her.

08:56:22.960 --> 08:56:24.960
It's like me, Laura, my brother, and her.

08:56:24.960 --> 08:56:29.680
And the thing is that recently I talked to her and she's like, okay, do you like what the fuck's going on?

08:56:29.920 --> 08:56:40.240
So I told her, Mike, listen, in the evenings, I'm pretty much always busy, but the good news is that in the mornings, I'm like, okay, so tomorrow, we're going to go for lunch.

08:56:41.400 --> 08:56:48.760
At like this round in my restaurant or some shit, which means that we're probably only going to be going live. I think maybe around like.

08:56:48.760 --> 08:56:57.260
I would say tomorrow probably gonna go live, maybe around like 2 ish, 2 30, 2 30, 2 30 is 3 if I had to guess.

08:56:57.260 --> 08:57:01.260
So that means tonight we're gonna have to fucking stream till late so we can go ahead and sing.

08:57:18.760 --> 08:57:25.160
Alright, so now what we're gonna do is we're just gonna see if we can play through Meta

08:57:25.160 --> 08:57:29.160
and I'm gonna show you how to do it.

08:57:29.160 --> 08:57:37.160
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Dota?

08:58:07.160 --> 08:58:11.160
Oh my god

08:58:14.240 --> 08:58:18.920
Okay, so now we do is on on our base we get our hex plate and then next item

08:58:18.920 --> 08:58:20.920
I'm gonna be honest even need magic resist

08:58:21.600 --> 08:58:25.360
But I generally think that if I go like it's dedicated on my item like K-neck

08:58:25.580 --> 08:58:27.940
It would be way better than anything else I could build

08:58:31.240 --> 08:58:33.400
Turn this music off please

08:58:33.400 --> 08:58:45.400
is it because it's too depressing? I gotcha for it. I'll put on something a little different for you, okay?

08:58:45.400 --> 08:59:11.400
You guys might like this one, okay, juice there.

08:59:11.400 --> 08:59:14.400
It gets nice, it gets nice, give it a second.

08:59:14.400 --> 08:59:16.400
I

08:59:16.400 --> 08:59:42.400
I don't think they'll be able to actually look on anything.

08:59:42.400 --> 08:59:44.400
Nice!

08:59:53.400 --> 08:59:55.400
Nice!

09:00:08.400 --> 09:00:10.400
Now we just want this one.

09:00:12.400 --> 09:00:35.440
I think he's still dying here, but yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you guys, they're about

09:00:35.440 --> 09:00:39.280
to get completely fucked. The second I get this item it's complete over for them.

09:00:43.520 --> 09:00:47.040
What is this song? It's in my whispers of work like this.

09:00:48.640 --> 09:00:51.040
This is like when you're going through some shit lowkey.

09:00:53.440 --> 09:00:54.880
It's like when you're going through some shit.

09:00:54.880 --> 09:00:56.880
Oh

09:01:02.440 --> 09:01:04.440
So like those are now lucky

09:01:24.880 --> 09:01:31.040
You just feel that this isn't our first time around

09:01:31.040 --> 09:01:35.200
Fast eyes coming out from between us

09:01:35.200 --> 09:01:39.360
Sometimes the dream is found away, girl

09:01:39.360 --> 09:01:43.360
Don't wake me, I'm not dreaming

09:01:43.360 --> 09:01:47.360
Don't wake me, I'm not dreaming

09:01:47.360 --> 09:01:52.240
Fast eyes coming out of between us

09:01:52.240 --> 09:01:56.240
What's wrong with you and what's wrong with you?

09:01:56.240 --> 09:02:00.240
I've got those things that I feel that

09:02:00.240 --> 09:02:03.240
This is an awkward style

09:02:03.240 --> 09:02:08.240
I'm around, act like I'm not in front of the screen

09:02:08.240 --> 09:02:12.240
Sometimes I'm in front of the screen

09:02:12.240 --> 09:02:16.240
Don't make me, I'm not treated

09:02:16.240 --> 09:02:20.240
Don't make me, I'm not treated

09:02:20.240 --> 09:02:24.440
Now stop, and now hold me

09:02:24.440 --> 09:02:28.640
Now stop, and stop, and stop

09:02:28.640 --> 09:02:32.640
Now stop, and stop, and stop

09:02:32.640 --> 09:02:35.640
This is enough

09:02:35.640 --> 09:02:39.640
Stop around, and now

09:02:39.640 --> 09:02:43.640
Stop, and stop, and stop

09:02:43.640 --> 09:02:47.640
Don't wake me up

09:02:47.640 --> 09:02:50.640
Alright guys, I'm gonna have to go down like one minute.

09:02:54.640 --> 09:02:58.640
Okay, so we get this now and then I think next time it would just be that sound, right?

09:03:07.640 --> 09:03:08.640
Aw, shit.

09:03:09.640 --> 09:03:10.640
Arriving now.

09:03:11.640 --> 09:03:12.640
Yeah, bam!

09:03:12.640 --> 09:03:13.640
Damn!

09:03:13.640 --> 09:03:18.640
Okay, real talk, I should be at a strength level right now where we literally never lose

09:03:18.640 --> 09:03:20.640
no matter what.

09:03:20.640 --> 09:03:23.640
Uhhhhh...

09:03:23.640 --> 09:03:27.640
Let me run over here.

09:03:27.640 --> 09:03:28.640
Okay, one second.

09:03:28.640 --> 09:03:29.640
Let me go get it.

09:03:29.640 --> 09:03:38.640
Actually, give me a minute.

09:03:38.640 --> 09:03:40.640
Wait a minute.

09:03:42.640 --> 09:03:44.640
Go on, go.

09:03:52.640 --> 09:03:54.640
Oh, I just sent the blonzer.

09:04:38.640 --> 09:04:42.040
You're still breathing, you're the lucky one

09:04:43.640 --> 09:04:47.640
Cause most of us are heaving through the curriculum

09:04:48.640 --> 09:04:52.640
Setting fire to what are inside of you

09:04:53.640 --> 09:04:57.640
Collecting brains out, the love is the one

09:04:58.640 --> 09:05:00.640
Love helps them

09:05:08.640 --> 09:05:23.120
Okay, guys, what did I miss?

09:05:23.120 --> 09:05:29.760
Oh, two months of baron rundown.

09:05:29.760 --> 09:05:32.260
So Zonia's, Zonia's.

09:05:32.260 --> 09:05:39.260
So you know our Nasus and Tauntrum are my top 3.

09:06:02.260 --> 09:06:31.420
Oh my fucking god.

09:06:31.420 --> 09:06:41.420
and i'm moving in these fights with ashiloki kinda fucking crazy though to be honest

09:06:41.420 --> 09:06:42.420
thanks for your call

09:06:42.420 --> 09:06:43.420
oh nice

09:06:43.420 --> 09:06:45.420
hi guys sushi night

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yo you guys know motherfuckin don't

09:06:49.420 --> 09:06:51.420
best ever in the world

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okay

09:06:52.420 --> 09:06:54.420
we are here for the next level

09:06:54.420 --> 09:06:56.420
we are the one who chooses

09:06:56.420 --> 09:06:58.420
to choose to choose to choose

09:06:58.420 --> 09:07:00.420
to choose to choose to choose

09:07:00.420 --> 09:07:07.180
first victory screen of the day and that ballerina jinxie view pod spring

09:07:07.180 --> 09:07:12.900
whether man and nostrils and the answer subs thank you well let me show you

09:07:12.900 --> 09:07:20.820
that's what we have today look whoa it's gonna make us go for at least a few

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hours

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And then now soy sauce

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I

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Have put anything

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Shit

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Do you ever run kindred

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Hmm

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Now asking the real questions

09:08:16.520 --> 09:08:19.000
Do you guys want to see a kindred game of okay, I could

09:08:26.760 --> 09:08:30.140
Hinge it was my second most played back and I think season 11 or 10

09:08:30.140 --> 09:08:39.580
We won a game on it a few days ago too.

09:08:39.580 --> 09:08:52.420
There is one.

09:08:52.420 --> 09:08:54.700
See this one.

09:08:54.700 --> 09:08:59.340
If you do hit Chal, I still think you fly to Tarvan Springs and give in-person coaching

09:08:59.340 --> 09:09:00.740
with plenty of spankings.

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Log in down for it though.

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We'll see.

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Come on, and you get a fucking favorite tower.

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Don't!

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Best tech room in the world!

09:09:24.700 --> 09:09:28.980
All right, I'm gonna clean this shit up

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Okay, nice

09:09:31.540 --> 09:09:38.220
Guys, what what time did we do this game? What do you like to see? Wukong, Viego, Kindred, Hecarim, Diana, Mastery

09:09:54.700 --> 09:10:19.860
I'm seeing a lot of Kendra Diana and Diego

09:10:19.860 --> 09:10:31.620
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't best heckle in the world.

09:10:31.620 --> 09:10:37.620
Hi boys, hi boys, hi boys.

09:10:37.620 --> 09:10:44.620
You can see, I'm gonna disobey daddy again, yes or no.

09:10:44.620 --> 09:10:45.620
No, no.

09:10:45.620 --> 09:10:46.620
Good boy.

09:10:46.620 --> 09:10:57.620
I should say Kendred and Luni and Baphio, thanks for the subs, appreciate it, thank you.

09:10:57.620 --> 09:11:15.620
Jsnaphiri, you know I'm sorry but this game is a no brainer.

09:11:15.620 --> 09:11:22.620
like we genuinely have to here

09:11:22.620 --> 09:11:25.620
yo you guys know motherfucking don't

09:11:25.620 --> 09:11:27.620
best hacker in the world

09:11:27.620 --> 09:11:30.620
happy 13 months Dante

09:11:37.620 --> 09:11:39.620
and now ramen down 13 months like mapper

09:11:39.620 --> 09:11:41.620
thank you

09:12:15.620 --> 09:12:17.620
I

09:12:38.080 --> 09:12:40.080
This is gonna be the first one of our lives by the way

09:12:40.080 --> 09:12:44.960
But I need some fucking eating my sushi god damn it

09:13:02.280 --> 09:13:04.280
What I

09:13:04.280 --> 09:13:11.780
I asked you yesterday about what I should do around playing V, Evelyn, and I fully committed to just only playing V.

09:13:11.780 --> 09:13:19.780
And in the hours I played today I got from gold 4 all the way to gold 2 from just purely playing for objectives over flashy plays or kills.

09:13:19.780 --> 09:13:21.780
Thank you for the advice man.

09:13:21.780 --> 09:13:23.780
Nice bro, I told you though.

09:13:23.780 --> 09:13:25.780
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' gold!

09:13:25.780 --> 09:13:28.780
Like objectives always, always, always are where you have to play for in your games.

09:13:28.780 --> 09:13:37.980
Cause like once you understand how objectives actually function in League of Legends and

09:13:37.980 --> 09:13:41.820
kills, it helps you realize like how League works.

09:13:58.780 --> 09:14:00.840
you

09:14:28.780 --> 09:14:30.840
you

09:14:58.780 --> 09:15:00.840
you

09:15:28.780 --> 09:15:30.840
you

09:15:58.780 --> 09:16:00.840
you

09:16:28.780 --> 09:16:30.840
you

09:16:58.780 --> 09:17:00.840
you

09:17:28.780 --> 09:17:30.840
you

09:17:58.780 --> 09:18:00.840
you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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No one else would ever want her besides you.

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You're lucky to be being with her, as long as that's the case.

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You need to look at this, you know.

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It sucks that what you're saying actually works.

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I don't know my cats are invading my name bro this is bad this is bad news fucking bears

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for us this is bad news bears bro

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hecky, I know he's from the sushi, you know.

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What are you doing?

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I don't know, I'm a 27 year old virgin, funny story about that at frame.

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My brother had a friend, and this friend at one point he lost his virginity at 23 to a prostitute.

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And the guy, he's like socially awkward, whatever it is, you know, it's like, it's all good, you know.

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But just to let you know that for him, it's kind of like, he's always willing to take their lead because he...

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Wait, so like the thing about him is he was always kind of like a socially awkward guy and all that kind of stuff,

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which isn't like a bad thing in and of itself, heck you know.

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But the thing is that it made it so that when he was with the prostitute, right,

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He listened to everything she said.

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So one point that the prostitute did, my brother told me, is the prostitute starts fingering

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his asshole before he actually has sex with her.

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And then she's like, you like that, don't you?

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And he's like, because he didn't know how to say no.

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So the prostitute just starts literally finger banging this dude.

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I wanted to lose this virginity to her and she's there sitting there getting

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finger banged dude on the night that he's losing his virginity by a prostitute

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that was fucking crazy like when my brother told me that I was like wow it's

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like if you're having a bad night just know guys that there's one guy that was

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getting literally fingered in the asshole by a prostitute cuz he just

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didn't feel like saying no. Another fake story. Dude, as if I could even make that up. As if

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if i could even make that up

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oh i don't like this

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you guys are trolling

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i'm not fighting with this

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i'm gonna do dragon and then that's uh...

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yo they gotta be around here i'm sorry they need to be

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sounds a real smart

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That's canon.

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Alright, let's reset.

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What?

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See ya, buddy.

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No, I wasn't.

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No, I wasn't.

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Here, do you guys want me to tell you guys a story about something where I actually was

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a subject in the story?

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So you know how most people, right, their first three jobs are McDonald's worker, right,

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or like Busboy or Waitress?

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For me, my first three jobs were, first one when I was eight is I sold candy when I was

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in the bus and because my bus driver was overweight I would bribe her once a week with like candy

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packs and because I would give her candy packs once a week she never ratted me out to the principal

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and I did that when I was like I think I know between like 8 to 10 then my second job was

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at one point I was 16 and there was this app called like whisper and I would pretend to be this random

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girl who's like profile I'd found on like Brazilian NCRHM or some shit and then I would pretend to be

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be this girl and I would catfish 40 year old men into sending me subway gift cards that

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I could then redeem for RP in game obviously.

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And then my third job was League of Legends booster.

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What?

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Baddest Yordle?

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I don't know what you mean.

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Can't answer that though.

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but yeah that's what that's what was and then my 4th job is twitch shamer and since then

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this is what I've been doing

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yo you guys know motherfucking don't best hacker in the world

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oh wait my cat was in my room what the fuck

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alright go hecky hecky go no no no hecky please

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hacky i might be dying right now

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so you've worked zero jobs

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well funny story about it

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so the reason why i stopped dealing candy

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was because i ended up uh... venturing into a new business opportunity which

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was selling snapbacks

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But the problem is that I went and I bought these like snapbacks that nobody wanted at this like wholesaler, so as a result, I actually went down on that investment.

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So in total, I lost money on that venture. The reason why the catfishing thing stopped was because I got shadow banned on the app that I was like using whisper.

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So as a result, I couldn't even like do it anymore.

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And the reason why I stopped boosting was because after two weeks of doing it, I went on the lawsuit on my main account.

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account, send for the rest of the summer instead of actually making money.

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I just rage queued on my main.

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While talking to my parents, I was actually working, which I wasn't.

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I was just like, rage queuing Tobarus today.

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I probably would have either been a prostitute or a bouncy hunter, like not even trolling.

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But no, like real answer, I was in college to become a vet, but then I realized that

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like school wasn't really for me, so then I switched into a program that I knew I could

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like ace without even having to study, so I went into like business, and then my goal

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was to get a like a masters in business and then afterwards get a masters in law

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and then with a degree in both like masters and law I probably could have

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been anything you know let's say you can be a business or you can be a

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politician you can create your own business you can like work with people

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in their business you know they do whatever the fuck you want

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but then so I just dropped out and nowadays I'm sitting here being autistic

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online so it's the best career of all fucking jeres dude

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What?

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Lowkey, you could still make it as a prostitute.

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Nah, not anymore.

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What's up, Ray?

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I'm probably gonna go a bit later today, boy.

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Yeah, normal married bro.

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The prostitution, uh, possibility's over.

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No, but funny story, when I was in 18, I actually almost started in the only funds, like non-trolling.

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And the reason why was because at the time I was like a 30 viewer streamer on Twitch

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And it's like I knew I wanted to just like not actually work and just like live my life online

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But the problem is that at 30 viewers you don't really make that much of an income

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So I sat there and I was like time but I was like yeah, you know like I heard that girls are actually making money on only fun

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So let me locate like I'm gonna get in on this and for me it wasn't gonna be like anything naked, right?

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I would have just post like things and like my underwear should like that and I even created my only fans profile and everything like I

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Didn't account fully set up and ready to go, but then I was like too lazy to actually like take pictures

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So because of that nothing ever happened. I did not for a few weeks. I realized I'm like this isn't how I want to go down

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Because like I just came to this realization because I talked to a friend of mine, right and my friend asked

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He's like are you comfortable with selling pictures yourself online for money?

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Like truly comfortable, and I was like not really but it's like I'm gonna manage it right and then he's like, okay

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But imagine one day a guy said something offers you a hundred thousand dollars like

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Fuck a flashlight on camera. What do you do it?

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And then the fact that I even contemplated it. I was like

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Like okay, you're actually onto something bro

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Because like the thing is if you're willing to do stuff that you're uncomfortable with because you want money

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Then it's like at one point any amount of money can just buy you right and then it's like you lose your soul

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And you're just becoming like somebody that will do anything for cash, right?

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and when I realized I was like

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This isn't what I wanted to do like I'm not gonna do that

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Because the thing is that the people that have all the money in the world a lot of the times they end up seeing there

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And they want to kill themselves

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Because once you have all the money

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The only thing that you actually want are things that money can't buy right?

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Self-respect people around you that love you and care for you a sense of fulfillment and purpose

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You know and it's like if you're doing things that you're actively against to get that money

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Then one day you can be rich as fuck, but you can never buy back

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The person that you were when you used to look in the mirror and feel happy, right?

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So that's why I can't I can't I realized it should not come and I was like, oh fuck. Thank God

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How much did you set 13 girls into Bob or is that a consistency thing?

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Well, it was kind of like a scaling process, but the thing about me is I was in the league

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scene, right?

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And the thing about being in the league scene is that if you have a different champion

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or a different method of playing the game, then you can easily get like a few hundred

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viewers as long as you're consistent and you post, right?

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Like, you know, one guy, monster, so you got it with E-top.

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So the guy in Europe, it was like a Twisted Fate top.

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So if you're high or low and you're good at what you do, then it's like people want to watch, right?

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But you have to have something that sets you apart.

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Four years ago you could have sold red pill motivation colors, that's okay.

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of mine are two very different things okay why do so many rich people kill themselves

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because at the end of the day even if you can buy bitches if you can buy mad if you can buy fat ass

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is jiggling on a yacht doesn't mean that these people won't hold the second you don't give them

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what they want from you imagine the only people that care for you if they have something to gain

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imagine having that feeling are you fucking dumb you can't buy someone actually caring for you

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you knew get the oil out

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yeah no that's what it is right it's like

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what do I do

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don't use I used to paint my own toenails to put on a

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WRL

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no it was

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They're actually arguing with me and hating on me and trying to make me feel bad for telling

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you in your face that you're bullshitting yourself and truthful to yourself.

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Two days later you talk to me like, don't rub me, maybe you're hot too soon.

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So you guys know motherfucking Donald?

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Best heck room in the world.

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Get your fucking facts.

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High five for being the best wife ever.

09:38:12.480 --> 09:38:14.480
No, you're not getting high five for that.

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High five if you love our cats.

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Yeah, I know because at one point what happened is that me and Laurie had a talk because I

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was like maybe I'm gonna be honest like I don't like streaming so you're going nowhere

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right and it's at a point now where we're gonna want to start a family in the next

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few years like I'm a husband now and obviously I needed like do things I can actually like

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set us up and make us be able to like feel secure in our lives you know so that's how

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I was like dude

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Like I'm doing really well on YouTube and it's like my streams are 90% of my day

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So what if I just started showing like maybe two hours a day max and I just had like five YouTube accounts

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And I just fucking all in YouTube, you know

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And then she was like I'm gonna be honest. You're kind of retarded

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Like what you just like did the only reason why you should have been doing that is because you haven't really been putting any energy or effort

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You haven't been enjoying them at all like if you would sit there and you'd actually care again

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You know, it's like it would do better. So like sitting on just kind of scorning that because like it's not going well

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It isn't what you should be doing, you know, because there are so people that watch you

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There are so people that find you funny like you saw potential

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And then it's like I had to hit it with the now you don't get it

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You don't know what I'm talking about it. And then like

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I might auto-a-sure, yeah it's good.

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There's always another YouTube as well though?

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No, of course, but it's cause like for me, shimming was like 90-95% of my days and then

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YouTube was like 10% so I was like if I kind of back to like 5050 or even like

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let's say 30% streaming and then 70% YouTube

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now do we really want to go serpents I don't feel like serpents actually gives

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me anything here does and ace, team and batonnius saying ask yourselves I'm

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right there in the prime and saw hack up there in the sub too and had soon amiko

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there in the prime thank you and patch up every two months and could be

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time this up. YouTube makes that much more. Uh, depending on how your channels are doing,

09:41:16.960 --> 09:41:21.280
but it's also because like YouTube is also way less like stressed than streaming. And

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the sense that streaming, it's like you're only ever really going to be able to grow

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or be able to like make money or make revenue while you're like actively live doing stuff,

09:41:30.720 --> 09:41:31.720
right?

09:41:31.720 --> 09:41:35.760
Whereas for YouTube it's like you can spend an hour making a video, let's say, and then

09:41:35.760 --> 09:41:36.760
afterwards...

09:41:36.760 --> 09:41:41.240
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' though?

09:41:41.240 --> 09:41:44.880
And afterwards you just kind of like reap the rewards of it for maybe upwards of like

09:41:44.880 --> 09:41:48.600
months or years or weeks at a time, you know?

09:41:48.600 --> 09:41:49.600
Whaaaaat?

09:41:49.600 --> 09:41:54.320
Don't tease, can you end the game already, this Victor is a cuss.

09:41:54.320 --> 09:41:58.560
I don't know if I can run, I'm almost there.

09:41:58.560 --> 09:42:00.680
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' though?

09:42:00.680 --> 09:42:02.680
the best heck room in the world

09:42:09.680 --> 09:42:11.680
God damn it

09:42:15.680 --> 09:42:17.680
Oh, thank God he actually got in range

09:42:22.680 --> 09:42:25.680
Well, the cat needs, okay, you mean

09:42:30.680 --> 09:42:37.680
cats need a like, okay let me one B9 I'm sure

09:42:51.120 --> 09:42:57.120
well they're not actually gonna do this

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My Hecarim doesn't know a baron though, it's Cheers counts as the idea.

09:43:01.120 --> 09:43:03.120
I have already 2 in 5, you're doing great.

09:43:11.120 --> 09:43:13.120
You're doing great, next time.

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What?

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Wow.

09:43:27.120 --> 09:43:29.120
Alright, what do you put on this here?

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What?

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Okay, we just have to put on this one, we're good.

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Oof, yes.

09:44:04.120 --> 09:44:16.320
Alright, I think I lost.

09:44:16.320 --> 09:44:18.880
Wow, okay, that's crazy.

09:44:18.880 --> 09:44:23.040
Four man fear for us to just end up fucking losing the fight.

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I was like, Ash, you're wild.

09:44:31.920 --> 09:44:32.420
A lot.

09:44:34.560 --> 09:44:35.320
I'll be good, don't worry.

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Lock it in.

09:44:42.200 --> 09:44:42.640
Bill.

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I mean, Loki though, it is kind of sad that the enemy smolder had like, flash and cleanse

09:45:16.240 --> 09:45:18.640
and everything of the last fight.

09:45:18.640 --> 09:45:22.960
Oh, so we had a victor named victor

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My family actually heard of that guy before

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I'm kidding last season's ranked challenger. Oh

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It's a rumble one trick. Oh

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The rumble one trick off rumble that cheers

09:45:43.680 --> 09:45:49.720
Long time fan already eating this sushi

09:45:49.720 --> 09:45:57.120
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' total best hacker in the world

09:45:57.120 --> 09:46:01.680
They can't

09:46:01.680 --> 09:46:06.040
I was probably just saying the bruiser both I feel like I have no damage shanking us or scaling

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Yeah cause the thing is she gone

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What's the most Bible way of playing in the session?

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Can you play the game?

09:46:45.040 --> 09:46:47.040
Can you play the game?

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I don't want to eat it.

09:46:53.040 --> 09:46:55.040
Can you play the game, please?

09:47:01.040 --> 09:47:03.040
You're so sweet, my love.

09:47:04.040 --> 09:47:06.040
I don't know how to play the game.

09:47:06.040 --> 09:47:13.640
How many games on this old challenger?

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We're nearly gone a little bit of a winch, but I'm not going to let you.

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Oh dude, if I had more sushi I'd have to throw up.

09:47:33.640 --> 09:47:37.080
I paid for it so I have to eat it.

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Can you put it in the fridge like this?

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Nice.

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What?

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It's...

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Eon 96 Dante's PLS loud, fine folded hands, medium light skin tone.

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Alright guys, the food's all nice and all we can't sleep.

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Alright.

09:47:55.440 --> 09:48:03.440
Okay, so the ME team has a fuck ton of tanks.

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What could I lock in that even does get into a comp like this?

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AHHHHH

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Let's have some fun

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Yeah, let's just have a little bit of fun in this game

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There, fuck

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I mean, team is legit fucked this game, over

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Red Kaden here? Nah, Red Kaden vs Encom kinda sucks.

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The thing about Red Kaden in general is that Red Kaden is good vs tanks but bad vs CC.

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Oh, all of this game is a gold earn.

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And the Manga Q.

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And the Ethan Mega Astro Slaves.

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And Capo killed Dorothy Astro Slaves as well.

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Thank you.

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I'm not very hopeful about this game.

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I was going to be the first one ever.

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If you doubt, you're going to see soon, trust.

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Dantas Olaf?

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Oh yeah, you're gonna see.

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Tell us more until you're gonna see this game.

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Did you play Battlefront 2 with YeeJitty?

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It's always actually releasing another Battlefront game.

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a divorce. Why? Supporting someone, a company that profits from something that was such a golden

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grail, and then they sold off to disney fucking conch shits that took it and ruined it into a

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con fucking show. If you play Star Wars, I'm getting a divorce. You're not playing a game that is

09:50:09.880 --> 09:50:19.880
Wait, did you see in the recent Star Wars though, like what happened with Darth Vader?

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Well, Darth Vader at one point went to a mall to buy shoes.

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You need to look up.

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Lower attention.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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That's like Chinese.

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No, you put it on YouTube.

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No, I need to win my game.

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game

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Sure

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Hey

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Yo Dante's you need to tell Jynxci about the Brazil stream incident. I did the 40-hour stream, bro

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Okay, I think I'm about sign them. I was who just found this fellow

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Guys out of curiosity if I go Q second whether something like a million times better

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the QEQ

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Holy fuck I sweat the damage is like a million times crazier

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The only thing is I'm gonna get to the camp like way lower than normal

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Oh shit!

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Bro, hurry discord, I'm just gonna say it though

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I know you're not 12

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Like, you gotta be at least 20 or something, shit.

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And it's like, you might be able to fool the other people, but I know, I know the truth.

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I know what you are.

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Preventing you with a 500 pushup.

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Yeah, QQ, Clear is actually what's hard to beat, yeah.

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I really want to do here is just got the crab.

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Now the problem is that Mausaur could be rotating.

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soon on this recent let's go top-crab

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have you already seen the matter all video now but i think we're going to react to it

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tomorrow in the stream

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i reacted to my side the first thing

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remember to throw your axe short range to maximize cooldown yeah I already know

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that bro I have a lot of games on a lot my love's clean you're gonna see

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like you're gonna watch me play off this game and I'm gonna be like wait do

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why the fuck don't you lock this in every game and then I'm gonna be like why

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I should and then you'd be like well why don't you not be like well dude because

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the problem is that they get situation they'd be like yeah but why don't you

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lock it in every situation when it's good and I'm gonna be like well I mean I

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I said good and then I'm gonna tell you well maybe you know that I will actually do it and then I'm gonna lock it in into a

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Subpart game where it's like suboptimal, but it's still like playable then I'm gonna in time

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I'm gonna say wow

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I never want to play off again, and then afterwards you're gonna look at me and look at the on display so much potential

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I'm like oh

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Dude it is what it is right and then it's just gonna be added to list along with all the other ones

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I've done the same thing with where I was just like my little on them and then at first

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I try to like first time to come so they're not really accurate, but then I end up like dancing and then

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the world. Dante's any plans on doing sub-a-thon, long variety streams like souls like or that

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time you did wheels. We'll see, we'll see. To be announced, we'll see. Latino was a filtered

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word in my dumb. Okay, listen. It's because I had this clip that went viral at one point.

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asked me I don't as do you like latinas and they asked me that after I was on

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attending went like lost trick they just search up don't test Latina clip

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and say go see it

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yo you guys know motherfucking donald best hacker in the world

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bro are we serious

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Wait up, child, I wanna hear your honestly, tell me if you're already single, let's see.

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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So restaurant together.

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manager recognizes me comes up is like hey how are you like I recognize all your

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stuff like I'm more follow her content but I know for you so I was like oh okay

09:58:54.700 --> 09:58:59.660
cool and then he's like yeah I'm not a league player like I'm very happy you

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guys are you like actually related you continue streaming and I was like this

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guy fucking serious like you might like bro guys I'm not kidding bro was

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literally like at least 30 and he was like it's like dude are you guys like

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actually related like he genuinely believed it from the bottom of my heart I swear he believed it

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and I was like wait like he doesn't realize it's rage bait and then that's when I realized the

09:59:22.540 --> 09:59:27.900
power of misinformation I was like holy fuck this shit goes crazy I really felt like fucking super

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man dude and uh lucid I'm loving this thing that's for the problems I've been watching for years I

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always find hilarious I'm very happy for you so thank you buddy no it's all right it's very nice

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honestly and the thing that I love about like I don't know the thing that I

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love the most recently about the fact that my streams have been doing better

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is that I'm able to actually like properly appreciate it you know because

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like in the past the thing is that I was so caught up in like my own head and

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like in the scene and stuff like that that when I was like succeeding and

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doing really well it never really felt like I was you know because I care too

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much about like oh like it's literally everybody like finding me entertaining

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like well what is the general populist thing like I was obsessed with like perception you know

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but then nowadays it's more of a thing about I'm like wow like like I view more in a way where it's like

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like my career and my passion is going amazing you know so it's like I don't really have the

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same like second-guessing thoughts I use to have so really allows me to appreciate it more

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and uh chops in the front welcome thank you

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Then there was the guy that almost sicked your guys' wedding.

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Oh, that guy was so authority.

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So at one point, guys, what happens is that, so me and Laura, we got engaged a year after

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we got a year after we started dating, right?

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And the thing is that when we got engaged, we didn't want to tell anyone because there

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there's always like a lot of

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just react with like open about a relationship and stuff

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but then it's like an invites a lot of criticism

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you know and stuff like that

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so at one point we were just like you know what fuck it

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we're just gonna like keep it hidden

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because we don't feel like dealing with like

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what people have to say you know like

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we'll just give it to ourselves or family or friends

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whatever you know

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so then on one point

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a few months before the wedding

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when keep in mind at this point

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they're really only like friends and family new

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and it wasn't like on social media anymore

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At one point there's this guy that comes like my t-shirt, right?

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and

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When he comes to my child he types

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Hey, don't us. I'm working on your wedding. So I instantly like monitor my sister suspicious user because I was like

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What the fuck is this guy typing right and then he types like three minutes later?

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He's like, bro. I work at your wedding

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I'm working with this company and we're working on your wedding on the 25th of October

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And I was like this guy's is he actually fucking retarded like holy shit, you know

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Yeah, that was like actual wild

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Thank God it was suspicious user. He they're almost like bleak the whole thing. I was like

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All right, so

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Yeah, and I know it was funny because afterwards, when he typed that, he had streamed a few

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times facecam and stuff, so me and Laura, we ended up calling his company, right?

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And then after we called his company, the lady that was on the phone, because she realized

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there could be a legal risk, she was like, okay, don't worry, I'll take care of this.

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And then a day later, she called us back and she's like, yeah, that guy's a fucking retard.

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literally use those words she was like a 50 year old woman she's like that guy is fucking retarded

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i'm so sorry he's fired now and i was like oh no dude not the fired

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i was like ashwa

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you're running caught us all off guard though yeah

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Yeah, no that was nice and the fact that we were able to upload the wedding video too,

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it's a nice thing as well.

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Anyone who hasn't seen my youtube channel, xmashmark youtube, it's like the channel intro

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video kind of thing.

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but when you click and then you say video recommend it's on

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wait wh-who's mentioning James Charles?

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her and tell her how upset I am about it that she would fire him I was not aware

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about that okay when she told me on the phone oh yeah by the way I fired him I

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was like damn you didn't need to do all of that like literally just told him

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like don't talk about it or else it's gonna happen the future consequences I

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did not want to get in his job taken from him okay that was not I didn't call her

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Hey, I don't think anyone thinks you did

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Because it's funny

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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All right, maybe we can look at this

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the

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I'm going to be honest without Altair, I don't want to look for this.

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Are there any charities or organizations you're passionate about?

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Not really, I view charities as a scam for the most part.

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These are just like scams I get eaten up by administrative fees, so you're just paying

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a guy a salary so that he can sit there and give better minimum benefits like some people.

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But recently, I think it was a few weeks ago, my mom actually brought me to a homeless shelter,

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me and Laura, to a homeless shelter so that we could feed homeless people for like a lunch

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service.

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And that was nice, like it was very like grounding, you know?

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Because I feel like it's so easy to get caught up in your life, you know, where you're like,

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you're saying they're like, oh, I want to stay for a house, I want to stay for a car,

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I want to set that one to go on a trip, you know.

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And then it's like when you go in and you see people that like, like they just want

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a warm meal.

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It's like, fuck.

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Like does all this shit even really matter, you know?

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So I'm going to try to make that more important.

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I'm dead, do that muckin' so something.

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Okay, so anyway that we could look on this...

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I should just kind of play through bot lane.

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oh no dude my fucking god damn mouth is expired

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i forgot his sum sum

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double sum sum is good

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alright let's see what we can make sure

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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You

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I

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Think you're running case I rejects

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Wow, she's so fucking nice chasing this is crazy

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I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down

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In my heart of hearts, I know that I could never love again

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I lost everything, everything

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Everything that matters to me matters in this world

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I wish that I could turn back time

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Cause love, the guilt is all mine

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Can't live without this love

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Cause you love, I know

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We can't forget the past

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I

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See awesome, I'm when I said somebody needs to go crazy here. Oh

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Yeah, shit fucking dude. This is I should sell horrible. Wow. It's hazeln the most fucked up days of league

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I think we've ever had

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dude, this is fucked!

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bro, my midlaner was fucking dead!

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This is unironically how I used to be with my Legos, by the way. Not even kidding.

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I find you strangely attractive of course you do Jewish princesses are often attracted to money and power

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What and you know it?

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Leave me alone. No, kiss me. No. No. Yes. No. No. Yes. No

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Your helmet is so big

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You need it on the bridge sir knock on my door

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I

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Respect though

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All right guys Vigar Chastana of Venomulu nice that's horrible

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That's actually fucking horrible by the way.

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Like I'm not even kidding that's actually the most horrible thing ever.

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The jinx hand I'm hitting bronze, yeah, if he didn't he wouldn't be a...

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he wouldn't have got some offline.

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Okay guys, I'm gonna keep it a stack with you.

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with you I genuinely think heck from this game on V9s but we might have to

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switch up the skin a little bit. Do you guys think there's any chance here? Do

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you guys think there's any chance here that we actually bring it back on a

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different skin yes or no? Like what do you guys think? Is there any chance that we

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bring it back this game?

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give this up and you're gonna meet Jinx in silver man shut the fuck up for one smite

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fucking bastard fucking bastard but I thought it would have been Kara smite it's not though

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All right, let's get down on them.

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The new skin is like a new dick.

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Alright, not sure I fell about that one, but sure.

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Guessing there's any way that the cane tries chasing my raptors, really?

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I'd say about 25% chance.

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This game is made for Mastery, now Mastery's a bad pick for this game, actually, believe it or not.

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Mastery does bad vs. Radkein, it's also not good vs. Lulu either, it's also not good vs. Vayne.

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This would have actually been a completely horrible Yi game.

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Believe it or not.

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Alright, talk to your bot folk here.

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Nice to my killing this AFK.

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Alright guys, best hangar right now is we just look for the top to bottom and we just

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one. Okay, so Vayne uses Barrier, Lulu uses Heal, and even from both those summons being

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Wow, so she actually has 1 HP.

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See, I would have loved to look for some kind of ganker, but there's only that I can make

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work.

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We got 1 million percent resetting

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Okay, so we know that Kyn's gonna gangbod and we're still walking up like this

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Like a double crab all dive inside

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I

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Klan you got your flash up, bro. Do me proud

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Yeah, so nothing to do check

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Should dump ball in if you had balls?

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Yeah, but the thing is that diving there is like, online impossible.

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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You

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So it's a 2 for 2, but a colleague gives a shut down.

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Not the best.

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It's good to buy the rights to stream it. No, not at all.

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Like, the thing is that the people that get co-streaming rights are just essentially the people that ride can command sponsors.

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hey like we don't think that this person is gonna be like a risk to your brand

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essentially as far as far as like I'm guessing right so it's like they can

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they convince it for Jain see sure but then for me it's for like

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All right, let's see them look on their crocs here.

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Oh, this is a nice one.

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I like this one.

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What?

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Riot is probably just against incest.

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Just tell Riot she's not your sister for now.

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We'll help convince them, bro.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Riot prides themselves on being like inclusive, right?

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So even if I'm an incest sexual and I'm married to my sister, then they should be more understanding

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of me.

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Oh, this is awesome.

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Yo, you guys know motherfucking DOLL?

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Best hack of the world!

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Okay, we have to look on the ground after Wolves here.

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That's a huge Calvary.

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Funny story, I got denied Twitch Planner 30 times.

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On one of my applications, I got so desperate that I told the Twitch I was part of the LGBT community and I was a total sexual...

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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You

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It's the action I'm into where is that all the don't don't ask please

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I

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I

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Did what a fucked up thing this is

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Let's hear about we're playing the game 45 our on top is 040 split pressure

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you pigs make me tilted watch yourselves

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I'm not sure what I'm doing right now.

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i guess much as i wish i weren't the case this game just feels so f**ked

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guys

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how is hecrim good right now?

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there's no way it's a 54% winrate, right?

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like why is it that his winrate looks so good?

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But everyone that won tricks the challenge just doesn't even play him anymore.

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That's what I wanna know.

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And it's like he never feels good either.

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Oh.

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Oh

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I

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Wondering socket status big ups look at game average turn right

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I knew Vega has no armor, I'm curing him for 238 damage with double authority items.

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Holy shit.

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Yo you guys know motherfucking don't mess with the world.

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This is a far top game.

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Stay down to DM also on the 6th game Rock Street.

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It's so bad I am gonna go find a homeless man and give him $10 for a no-denture revenge.

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Yeah, I got you.

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Wait, this shit was actually just snacks all fucked up.

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I feel like my damage is just so low, even when I'm going in on so many fucking items

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that I should.

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Alright guys, listen, I can't end on a wall, so I'll do one last game, cannot end the

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Ok, one side coming from the bathroom first.

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Alright guys, now it's time for us to lock in and let's go.

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Let me actually look at some stuff.

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Okay, so, what?

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One million percent bro, I'm on like a fucking block list sometimes.

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Oh shit!

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We're rich here!

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What the fuck bro!

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20 gifted!

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Holy shit!

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Well thank you.

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I'm gonna end the day off with a win here.

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I got you guys, okay?

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So I'm promising guys we're hitting it with a win here.

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Like I'm not even showing we're hitting it with a win here.

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I don't give a fuck.

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Wait, what?

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What?

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I don't know what you're saying.

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it with a winch, I don't give a fuck. Right now we need to get it done.

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You know what I love about being a league player? When somebody's gonna come in your chat and just

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have the most retarded thing ever, and then they're just gonna sit there and be like,

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What are we saying bro?

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CINNER HD

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How do you not just play for me that game?

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You and I

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The fuck do you mean play for you, that ass?

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Like

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Bart is hard losing

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Toppin is AFK

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How do you want me to play for you?

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We can't fight drags

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Yo you guys know motherfucking dollars

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What do you want me to do?

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Best hack room in the world

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The fuck do I do?

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Like

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We lost, yeah our toppin on Bart's suck dick dude

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But you're a master 0p, 51% on your player.

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On a fresh account, by the way.

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Like, what the fuck, what are you pretending to know, bro?

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Why do you think I just seem like, skip all my camps and just default mid out of base every single time?

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Like, kind of retarded shit I'll be typing.

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You animal.

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You animal.

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How do you not just play for me?

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I could have carried the game!

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Why didn't you just play for me?

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And the same.

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And the same thing, this is all welcome.

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Thank you.

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And rather than paying the price while, I'll inspire them to come too.

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And have a circuit, then, this is all welcome.

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This is it, sir.

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Oh, pretty sure he counters Baalath, I'll just go use this game.

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i cannot go heck or mercenaries but with it's so horrible

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so now we just hit this and then we should be able to get him

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i should go flat instead of scaling health because she's probably going to invade me here

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Alright guys, I've done this, I want to see your whole twitch.

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So what do you mean by that?

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It's like Loki, what do you mean by that?

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She'll play Bork like Jetty.

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Does Bork even do get vs. Baaba?

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Like is it actually that good?

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What does she look like?

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Wow, I mean, dude, I'm gonna be honest, nothing is playable versus John.

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i guess winreed vs babat is 50% and it's fucking right side

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no ccs is still on the spot thank you

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and Gwen is doing the bets free shot

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All right, let's see, guys.

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Ward it, and then go top.

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So she's really non-vading me.

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That's strange.

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All right, that's it.

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I think I'm best angle now is to actually look on the wrappers and after the wrappers

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we'll pan the rest of the both sides.

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It's good buddy.

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Why the fuck would you love a girl that's in a relationship?

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like okay let me spend something to you guys on some real shit love is not emotions that you

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feel love is not attraction love is not sitting there and being like oh coach I am getting my

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stink portal gaped wide open by lesion in a rom mayhem like love is not the dopamine or

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serotonin that you're gonna feel when you're in the presence of another person that's not what love

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love is being willing to feel uncomfortable yourself so that you can grow as a person

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and be better for someone that you're with, you know, it's about being willing to sit

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there and like make necessary changes, you know, like be a better person, make compromises,

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like respect boundaries, shit like that, you know, so you cannot love someone that you're

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not in a relationship with. At that point, you're just misusing the word, unless you're

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like a psychopath or something, and you're inventing an entire relationship with a person

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maybe I'm sure but

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I should show myself from the head and from my brains phone

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I just locked out there was fun

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What?

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Shut up!

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I never agreed to make that.

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That's a Dr. Phil ass take?

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Yeah, but the only people that say that are people that I've never experienced love before,

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which is like, it makes sense.

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Like, I never experienced love either before I actually met my wife.

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I also have like family relations, you know, like loving my parents, like that, like another individual.

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I used to throw the word around like it was nothing, you know, I mean, I love you here, I love you there, this side, this side, but...

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Is your wife your first love or not?

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I'm not even sure if it's something.

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I'm gonna die of all time

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Alright

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It's a pretty good fucking dresser

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I

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Didn't set up gang dawns he did

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All right guys, all we have to do now is we just play for the crab, I don't know when.

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So my mid laner just hit us with the GGFF, thank you.

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I feel like if you type that you should just have like your own secondary, like electrical

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shock sense and your own secondary and just like die instantly.

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on some low key shit

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to Dragon.

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So now what we do is we just set for the top to bottom and then drag to.

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I'm going to be honest guys, the green just got a bot side here and look on the dragon

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and it should be super clear.

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the jengseid booster gears i haven't watched in like three years

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Those didn't really nice

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Okay, so you know is we just found the dragon that's gonna get

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It's kind of annoying that I don't have my swing here because it could get so long, but

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as long as it doesn't, I get...

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Definitely in Tabi angle for sure.

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Is anyone on this playlist? Right now it's just like Yuki Wadaplay.

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I need to find a way to complete one of the run-offs.

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Jesus fuck me.

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Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?

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That's hacking in the world.

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Hey!

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I'm gonna be honest, my flash for... I could get a shutdown there.

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Let's take it.

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Like, that's actually completely fine for us.

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And, uh...

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Nick, there in the crime, and we're right there in the crime as well.

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Thank you.

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Great.

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You see us have more to try more variety shims like the other day, yeah 100% for sure.

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Once the challenger grind is done in a few days, then we're not gonna stop League like

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also, obviously, but I'll like go past it if you already hit it.

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Yeah, definitely gonna be a lot of gladiator coming in now.

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Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' total?

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That's kind of what that word means.

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Nice.

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Bro, Mr. Kiddy songs used to hit so much harder before he was exposed as a pedophile.

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It was like, I don't know if he had intimate relations with, but he was definitely flirting with like a 14 year old.

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It's fucking important to replace the next one, shall we?

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I'll light your feet.

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I see building.

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I fucking see building.

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I don't know what it is.

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Alright, time on the W2.

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Longest stream we've ever had?

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Outside of subathons?

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Uh, fuck.

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29 hours streaming for itself.

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I'll stop some points.

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I'll stop that once at a 23 hour stream.

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God damn it. You really walk all the way back. You're so mad.

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I mean, I played that like shit, I'm gonna be honest, I'm fucking disabled.

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Like the way that you win versus Balathruz, you need to queue her W and if you do that

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then she just loses the game and then if she E's a new W, her E, but it's like I didn't

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do any of that there.

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I actually played like, everything that I could have done that would have been wrong

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I did there, like genuinely.

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I don't know dude, don't ask me.

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I hate giving you that answer but I don't know, heck I'm just feeling so bad or something.

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So why is our echo just letting the time be free-split?

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I don't even know why I try anything there.

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Like it's obviously the most grief play of all time, but it's like I still try being

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around there for some reason.

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Instead of just running the fuck away.

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All right, good news is, it's Wednesday now.

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Okay, so the enemy team is building Taby on Yone, I've never seen that before.

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Everything is the best jungler right now, I guess.

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No doubt in my mind whatsoever. Zero hesitation.

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I

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All right guys running gets far now I got a lot of gold

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So now we just do that sounds as our next item and then we should go with that

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They actually got a ton of those off top by the way

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What is this you don't have a clip so what kind of weird shit am I watching I've literally never seen this before

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I mean, if I could have had out there would have actually been my pattern, but I'll take

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as it is. Seems like you need a rest, save us an unlucky day. I don't know, it's okay.

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We spent the day together and we had fun. That sort of thing, that really matters. But

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now, like the thing is, last night when I was screaming, I was feeling like weird in

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my heart. And this morning I took like a little bit of caffeine and it made me feel weird

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again. So that's why today I'll leave you to take no caffeine during the entire stream.

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Which is why the energy levels were a little bit lower than normal, but tomorrow I think

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It should be good to get back on it, no problem.

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And uh, Nova, Campbell, and Pat, anything else for subs?

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Thank you.

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Yo, you guys know motherfuckers, don't you?

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That's not what I'm talking about.

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You seem better.

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Goddamn, what's going on?

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I didn't buy a nose fucking

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We really, really, really need this Jax to suck our ping up.

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Alright guys, listen, if we can just play on this we're going to be good.

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So now that's where it walks up for work here, I'm going to use my kids.

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Dante's you got this.

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I love watching ur streams and videos, keep it up man.

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Thank you bro, appreciate that.

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we got it though, we did, we got it though, you're alright

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holy shit

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Oh my god, bro.

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Like the Shaxx really needs some fucking grouping guys.

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I'm gonna keep it a sock with you guys, he needs some fucking grouping now.

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Like right now.

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please five baron you think they're gonna listen to me or am I gonna get ignored again

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What?

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Baby girl, can you do some Aram Mayhem content?

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I'm just gonna kill myself.

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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I

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Could be a flash

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It was

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Wait is my team is parking it

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oh my god wait they're useful they're useful they're useful no no no the booty

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bandits here the booty bandits here oh no jacks i believe in you

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okay it's out of the way

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right now I have Jay and Flash

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ain't no way we let them get this in here I'm sorry

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Echo you fucking piece of shit

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five men I have an

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I

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Know

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I'm sorry

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Everything

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In the ground

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I'm afraid

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I can hear you

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Come on then

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I'm sorry

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I'm sorry

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I

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Just

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I think it does.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god

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May we run this?

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Just stand

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More...

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This is shit scumbag.

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This is

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It's not just a game this that it's not just a game

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It's like they're done you have to push on thank you

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We've seen like two victory screens today

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the

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Ahhhh, what a fucked up day.

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Well, it was a good day because GenC got bronze, but it was a bad day because I unharmonically lost almost 100 LP.

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One win and nine losses today.

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Oof!

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Alright guys, anyways, listen up, okay, we're going to be calling it here, tomorrow I will

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be live around anywhere between 2.30 to 3.00 pm Eastern, probably going to be a long session,

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might even be some drinks and coaching later in the day, we'll see, but yeah we only have

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about 3 days left and this loss streak is really not what we needed.

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But anyways, with all that being said, thank you guys again so fucking much for everything.

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For all the followers there and for watching and tuning in, thank you guys all so so so

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so so much.

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For all the subs, the gift subs, the resubs, everything like that as well.

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Thank you guys again all so fucking much to talk about today was a rough day, but sometimes you get rough days and then the next day you have good days, okay?

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So tomorrow running back will go crazy and we'll have a really good day tomorrow, okay?

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But with all that being said, I hope you guys all have a great rest of your night and I'll see you all again.

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Ciao. Peace.