WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:02.000 You 00:30.000 --> 00:32.000 I 02:30.000 --> 02:37.000 How is everybody doing today? What is up? What is up? 02:37.000 --> 02:44.000 So yeah, like I said, today's stream is a little bit of a later start. 02:44.000 --> 02:49.000 Only reason why is because... 02:49.000 --> 02:52.000 Only reason why is because I told the guys that my... 02:52.000 --> 02:57.000 I'd be having a lunch with Thaumis wearing, so I'm nice. 02:57.000 --> 02:59.120 I'm just like Italian place. I was good 02:59.800 --> 03:03.120 But yeah, now we're ready to grind it down now ready grind it 03:03.120 --> 03:09.200 I have not had any caffeine yet today. So let's see how the caffeine feels soon. I 03:11.280 --> 03:14.920 Didn't I'm shaving on off gas can tell and then Laura already 03:15.200 --> 03:20.160 She also I cut a little bit of my hair in the front because I was like having trouble seeing 03:20.520 --> 03:25.360 He's like the fucking hair was like going over my eyes and charade someone she was like, you know what? 03:25.360 --> 03:29.940 Let me let me just like cut a little bit in front right now, so we did it and now it's like chill 03:30.820 --> 03:35.980 Give me a second. Yo, you guys know motherfucking don't let's go a bit of caffeine or something 03:35.980 --> 03:37.980 Let's go a bit caffeine or something to get it done 03:38.900 --> 03:40.900 No, it's time. Oh now it's time 03:48.640 --> 03:51.060 All right, let me do this perfect 03:55.360 --> 04:02.140 all off pike and vi you know let's just go ahead come every game say I'm gonna be 04:02.140 --> 04:06.040 honest guys I really just wanted to do another game 04:09.320 --> 04:17.320 and then now we'll be good all right there we go there we go gamer subs 04:17.320 --> 04:22.080 secured all right let's get guys let's get talk to me how's everyone's days going 04:22.080 --> 04:27.080 so far and that V-man character is someone so much thank you I can do a 04:27.080 --> 04:33.720 rather a reaction after this game oh it should we have to react that yeah um I 04:33.720 --> 04:36.760 don't have to this game after the next one we'll see but I know they'll be 04:36.760 --> 04:42.040 gonna be reacting on today for sure any tips on how to go from gold to platinum 04:42.040 --> 04:46.440 as a vehicle jungle main let your team engage first Vigo is all about the 04:46.440 --> 04:48.440 follow bro 04:49.800 --> 04:52.240 Jinx he was gaining a p.o.p stream bro 04:53.480 --> 04:55.480 I'm just gonna say guys 04:55.680 --> 04:59.200 Jinx he is fucking addicted bro that guy 05:00.080 --> 05:06.220 When I tell you that guy is fucking addicted. I mean that guy is like actually addicted look at this shit 05:16.440 --> 05:21.600 He played off-stream bro off-stream 05:22.600 --> 05:28.660 THREE GAMES off-stream solo queue until 3 in the morning yesterday 05:29.840 --> 05:31.840 Holy shit! 05:32.040 --> 05:34.760 Now he actually like you can tell he has a drive 05:36.400 --> 05:40.640 You can tell he's trying to kill the drive, but now what it matters is that we actually sit here 05:40.640 --> 05:41.960 We match that energy bro 05:41.960 --> 05:46.560 If he's gonna be giving it his all on and off stream, we gotta be willing to do it too. 05:48.360 --> 05:51.360 So this game I think I'm actually not... 05:51.360 --> 05:52.860 I don't want a 3-cam or do I want a 4-cam? 05:54.260 --> 05:55.860 I'm just gonna say I'm actually not a 3-cam. 05:55.860 --> 05:59.560 I want to really start 3-camming almost every game on... on Hecarim. 06:00.360 --> 06:01.860 I think it might be our secret sauce. 06:06.060 --> 06:07.860 Are you gonna do a marathon stream? 06:07.860 --> 06:09.860 Uh, potentially, yes, potentially. 06:09.860 --> 06:13.540 If I did a marathon shim though it would be starting on Tuesday though 06:14.100 --> 06:17.320 So starting on Tuesday and not going to bed until a challenger 06:18.140 --> 06:20.660 And this guy get cancer. What the fuck are you doing? 06:26.400 --> 06:28.240 What? 06:28.240 --> 06:31.300 Well, what is buddy doing? What the fuck is this? 06:33.020 --> 06:35.020 What? 06:35.020 --> 06:41.300 Wow, 3 camping, ah she just paid off. 06:41.300 --> 06:48.860 Yo, I'm not even kidding, 3 camping literally just paid the fuck off. 06:48.860 --> 06:53.460 We unironically just avoided losing our entire early game because of what I just did there 06:53.460 --> 06:54.460 with the 3 camp. 06:54.460 --> 06:57.980 I'm telling you guys, I genuinely think 3 camp is a secret sauce. 06:57.980 --> 07:02.740 I swear the fucking secret sauce is winning every game. 07:02.740 --> 07:05.820 i was ordering to eat she's good she's good 07:05.820 --> 07:08.380 she's been doing a lot of resting we've seen cuz with her migraines and 07:08.380 --> 07:11.100 everything it kept getting like worse and worse 07:11.100 --> 07:14.980 but recently i told her i was like listen you know like uh... 07:14.980 --> 07:18.700 like take your time off sit there even if you have to like go a week you know 07:18.700 --> 07:20.980 without shimming whatever it is at a time 07:20.980 --> 07:26.020 as long as you're saying that you're like feeling better than it's good enough 07:26.020 --> 07:29.940 and her migraines have actually gotten better over the last few days 07:29.940 --> 07:33.100 So we're just gonna like keep it like that, you know, and then uh... 07:34.400 --> 07:35.060 And then, yup. 07:36.700 --> 07:38.860 And now I'm Barcos there and stuff, welcome. Thank you. 07:40.860 --> 07:46.100 Okay, so what I really, really, really want to do, to be honest with you, is I really want to look at what the fuck she's on this. 07:47.820 --> 07:49.700 Oh, your game is fucking over, bro. 07:49.940 --> 07:51.740 HOOOOOOOLY your game is... 07:52.780 --> 07:55.500 I mean, what a fucking pathetic guy this guy is, though, wow. 07:55.500 --> 08:01.740 like what kind of a pathetic tar do you have to be to play like this 08:01.740 --> 08:08.100 so he tries choosing my bot side early doesn't work right then he sits there 08:08.100 --> 08:15.420 tries choosing my ride that it's like what the fuck like like what the fuck 08:15.420 --> 08:25.420 is bro doing makes you want to fucking invade his fat ass now to be honest 08:25.500 --> 08:52.240 What is going on this game what is going on this game what the fuck is going on this game 08:52.240 --> 08:58.680 like what the fuck is happening you need to reset the sub counter I can't reset sub counter 08:58.680 --> 09:05.920 this thing is that Tom's updates every 24 hours so I guess cuz I streamed like later 09:05.920 --> 09:12.000 and made it so I didn't reset 09:12.000 --> 09:13.000 let's show 09:13.000 --> 09:27.480 Okay, so do we just look for boss on baby? 09:27.480 --> 09:35.120 I mean bro, what the fuck is happening? 09:35.120 --> 09:42.240 Like yo, yo, yo, are any of you streaming no delay? 09:42.240 --> 09:47.240 bro what the fuck is any of this shit 09:47.240 --> 09:53.240 like guys what a fucking retarded game 09:53.240 --> 09:57.240 I'm actually getting pissed off 09:57.240 --> 10:01.240 like I'm not even behind but I'm starting to get really like actually really angry 10:01.240 --> 10:07.240 fucking bullshit ass game dude 10:12.240 --> 10:16.800 Like every play that I go for there are just like five people collapsing on it's like dude at one point 10:16.800 --> 10:18.800 It's like when you guys gonna fuck off 10:22.760 --> 10:25.520 As my needs of prayer man, I mean dude, it's just so weird 10:28.720 --> 10:30.720 But it's generally just so fucking weird 10:38.280 --> 10:40.280 All right, let's hear you know 10:40.280 --> 10:45.280 I'm just going to play on the giant and after the giant we can look for a reset and then topside clear. 10:48.280 --> 10:53.280 600 gold, oh my, dude, like guys, I'm telling you, this is really not normal. 10:55.280 --> 11:03.280 Dude, no. Are any of you fucking streaming with no delay? 11:03.280 --> 11:14.640 No, I like I'm I'm tangos like there's a hundred percent some weird shit going on one hundred percent 11:14.640 --> 11:27.160 weird shit going on oh my god it's like I'm telling guys listen I've been playing this 11:27.160 --> 11:32.280 game for years and I'm not like a skit so when it comes to like this like I'm not a skit 11:32.280 --> 11:36.120 It's so when it comes to like this, but this game is just weird as fuck. 11:36.120 --> 11:40.200 This game is just so fucking strange. 11:40.200 --> 11:42.760 Like something is definitely wrong about this game. 11:42.760 --> 11:45.720 Like there's something wrong about this game. 11:45.720 --> 11:50.160 Like this game there's something wrong with it. 11:50.160 --> 11:55.280 It just, none of this makes any sense. 11:55.280 --> 11:57.640 None of this makes any sense. 11:57.640 --> 11:59.680 None of this makes any sense. 11:59.680 --> 12:05.180 She is down unironically about 8 jungle camps as we speak and she's saying that she's just 12:05.180 --> 12:06.740 permanent baiting me. 12:06.740 --> 12:13.380 She's down 2 levels, girl. 12:13.380 --> 12:17.900 She is down 2 levels, like, guys, what the fuck am I watching? 12:17.900 --> 12:19.980 She's down 2 levels fighting me. 12:19.980 --> 12:23.020 I have my level 6 ultimate! 12:23.020 --> 12:28.220 She's level 4 and she, none of this makes sense, like guys, this, it feels like I'm in 12:28.220 --> 12:33.300 the Twilight Zone right now. I'm in the Twilight Zone. I'm in the Twilight Zone, bro. Like, 12:33.300 --> 12:38.080 I have my eyes, dude, and we saw fucking Angels and Demons and Goblins and fucking 12:38.080 --> 12:40.280 Alphys, dude. That's what we're at right now. 12:40.280 --> 12:47.780 That one's a little challenger. Yeah, that's all I've got that right now. Let's ask questions. 12:47.780 --> 12:52.780 I actually feel like answering. Not too many. So, guys, we're gonna bring it back today. 12:52.780 --> 13:22.140 I'm just saying guys know right now, I'm just saying guys know right now, if after 13:22.140 --> 13:28.180 After this game ends, if after this game ends, I recognize anybody on my team's IGN as being 13:28.180 --> 13:35.460 a streamer, I'm letting you guys know right now, listen, I'm instantly blocking them on 13:35.460 --> 13:38.220 everything and banning them from my chat instantly. 13:38.220 --> 13:44.260 If I recognize, like, because maybe I'm a skit so maybe, maybe I'm fucking crazy, maybe 13:44.260 --> 13:47.020 I'm fucking crazy, it could be true, right? 13:47.020 --> 13:52.020 this is just like none of it makes any sense 13:52.020 --> 13:54.020 none of it makes any sense 13:54.020 --> 13:56.020 and now watch what's gonna happen here 13:56.020 --> 13:58.020 I'm gonna go for this dragon, I'm gonna go for this dragon 13:58.020 --> 14:00.020 let me guess why it's gonna cure for the wall 14:00.020 --> 14:02.020 oh she got grubs so maybe not actually 14:07.020 --> 14:09.020 you forgot to turn the light on, no it is on 14:09.020 --> 14:11.020 it is on bro, I swear to god 14:11.020 --> 14:13.020 to God 14:15.100 --> 14:17.100 Like it is on it is on 14:23.460 --> 14:28.960 It's a curse of muda bro that guy I'm telling you like you actually stopped there he contacted like 14:29.620 --> 14:31.620 Egyptian Egyptian fucking 14:32.780 --> 14:34.780 Magicians or some shit 14:34.780 --> 14:41.580 This game is so so as fuck I'm telling you like I'm not crazy am I I'm not crazy 14:42.080 --> 14:47.860 Like this game is fucking weird. No, but you guys are getting that too, right? Like I'm not actually crazy 14:58.460 --> 15:02.000 From other one I knew something was wrong from other one I knew something was wrong 15:04.780 --> 15:07.780 We still probably win it, but it's just like a really annoying cancer game. 15:09.980 --> 15:12.940 Like here for example, why is the fight 15:13.820 --> 15:19.780 invading my raptors and my crud, which it doesn't take my red. When all those camps were up at the same time 15:19.780 --> 15:21.940 and now Pyke is rotating through the top crab. 15:22.500 --> 15:28.420 That's why I fucking thought bitch, thanks for the crab motherfucker. Back to fucking base, motherfucking cocksucker ass bitch. 15:32.740 --> 15:34.740 All right. 15:34.780 --> 15:43.300 Yeah, I think we'll probably just wait for this one. 15:43.300 --> 15:48.900 She's delay sniping with sound, you said I'm going to go jogging before you run to stream. 15:48.900 --> 15:55.140 Ooh, could it be that? 15:55.140 --> 16:00.140 Could it be that? 16:00.140 --> 16:09.220 I mean, Pygis here again, bro. 16:09.220 --> 16:19.100 This is so unreal. 16:19.100 --> 16:22.900 Like it's right that Pyg-in not genuinely infuriates me, but I'm gonna be honest, but 16:22.900 --> 16:28.100 I think this one's actually starting to win out. 16:28.100 --> 16:30.100 I think I should throw up. 16:47.100 --> 16:51.100 Solution gets one kill. I don't think he gets more if you throw up. 16:51.100 --> 17:00.860 Okay, so now we do this we're just gonna get our Cyclosaur and then after Cyclosaur 17:00.860 --> 17:09.900 I'm gonna be coaching JD today if he needs me. 17:09.900 --> 17:15.500 His coach is always here bro. 17:15.500 --> 17:19.820 I am here. 17:19.820 --> 17:21.820 Oh, this is a rough view, like... 17:21.820 --> 17:23.820 It's god damn it! 17:23.820 --> 17:25.820 Let's go buddy! 17:26.820 --> 17:27.820 He's full of balls. 17:27.820 --> 17:29.820 Our day's going good too, bro. 17:29.820 --> 17:34.820 I mean, I'm gonna be honest though, our first game of the day, it's looking like it's actually tilting the fuck out of me. 17:34.820 --> 17:37.820 But! But! It's only the first game. 17:37.820 --> 17:39.820 Surely it's not gonna be like this. 17:49.820 --> 17:56.820 Like guys, I'm the girl, so I'm just gonna get fucking pissed off. 17:56.820 --> 17:58.820 What in the... 17:58.820 --> 18:03.820 You know what, I'm not gonna talk about anymore, I'm not gonna talk about anymore. 18:03.820 --> 18:07.820 It literally doesn't benefit me in any way to be getting like pissed off and tilted. 18:07.820 --> 18:11.820 Okay, so and so what we're gonna do is let's say... 18:11.820 --> 18:13.820 Alright, let's just focus on Tascad Han. 18:13.820 --> 18:15.820 So boss side clear and then we're gonna look on dragon. 18:19.820 --> 18:36.020 She's actually on this, this is like, what? 18:36.020 --> 18:40.740 Guys none of this game, no it's fine, I said I wouldn't call him anymore, no it won't. 18:40.740 --> 18:42.900 I'm not going to talk about it anymore, I'll talk about it anymore. 18:42.900 --> 18:46.140 Okay so now what we're going to do is we're going to finish the gromp and then afterwards 18:46.140 --> 18:48.980 we're going to look on the enemy raptors here. 18:48.980 --> 18:55.980 Maybe Raptors might be up, uh, drags up into 20 Crogs are. 18:55.980 --> 19:02.980 But that's not maybe Crogs are. 19:02.980 --> 19:03.980 Okay. 19:03.980 --> 19:20.700 Okay, so now as long as our team backs off we should be able to go for this dragon. 19:20.700 --> 19:23.900 Now I'm not gonna have smite but I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't think it's gonna 19:23.900 --> 19:25.660 matter all that much. 19:25.660 --> 19:27.660 Now you know what? Action. Go. 19:46.160 --> 19:47.660 That's one. 19:51.160 --> 19:54.660 You know if my Lucian actually gets something here? One. One. 19:55.660 --> 20:05.660 my poppy is pinging me here by the way 20:05.660 --> 20:13.660 yo god god when I told you give me harder 20:13.660 --> 20:16.380 battles bro this isn't what I meant dude 20:16.380 --> 20:22.380 like look look look look look bro here 20:22.380 --> 20:24.380 It hit me out. Please listen. 20:24.380 --> 20:25.380 Okay? 20:26.380 --> 20:27.380 It's enough. 20:27.380 --> 20:29.380 Like, you don't need to keep testing me this game. 20:29.380 --> 20:31.380 I'm still gonna grind it. Like, listen. 20:31.380 --> 20:33.380 I'll still give it up my all, bro. 20:33.380 --> 20:34.380 But please, like... 20:41.380 --> 20:44.380 It's normal that no one's gonna look for your top to bottom look on Dragon. 20:44.380 --> 20:54.380 This is a hard ball catch, that means it's even harder to play. 20:54.380 --> 21:04.380 It's even harder to play, but I'm not gonna lie. 21:04.380 --> 21:15.580 Alright, let me see what I can do here. 21:15.580 --> 21:18.980 So I bought an axe to mana and she died 3 kills as well. 21:18.980 --> 21:25.460 But I can always just use any jungler's light to jump off of the skin. 21:25.460 --> 21:28.280 It's not going to be a name I'm going to read, I'm going to be like oh yeah that guy cheeses 21:28.280 --> 21:30.460 every game, this isn't a surprise. 21:30.460 --> 21:34.140 Or, or, it's going to be a guy that I've never heard of ever. 21:34.140 --> 21:40.020 It's like Diamond 1 or Long Master is just going to counter again. 21:40.020 --> 21:41.020 No one in between. 21:41.020 --> 21:52.020 I'm going to see if his eye has no health. 21:52.020 --> 21:53.020 Nice. 21:53.020 --> 21:55.020 Nice. 22:11.020 --> 22:16.020 The thing is, I don't have these omnibound boots, that's why I'm not really that worried about going for fights. 22:16.020 --> 22:18.020 WHAAAAT? 22:23.020 --> 22:26.020 Bro, you're seeing this shit though, right? 22:26.020 --> 22:29.020 And the craziest thing is last night we ended the stream 22:29.020 --> 22:32.020 after a game where I went one win and nine losses. 22:32.020 --> 22:34.020 So imagine you go one win and nine losses, 22:34.020 --> 22:36.020 and then your next day you queue up, 22:36.020 --> 22:38.020 you're like alright, time to undo all that, 22:38.020 --> 22:40.020 and then it's like this is your first game. 22:40.020 --> 22:44.020 Bro, I'm telling you, I'm on a fucking watch list, bro. 22:44.020 --> 22:47.020 Or some shit. I don't know what the fuck is going on. 22:47.020 --> 22:54.020 I don't know, I'm fucking with you. 23:17.020 --> 23:24.020 All right, let's just... 23:24.020 --> 23:26.020 Oh shit! 23:26.020 --> 23:32.020 Wait, Norway, they're in the 5th gifted pre-shot. 23:32.020 --> 23:34.020 Thank you. 23:34.020 --> 23:39.020 All right, let's see what we do. 23:39.020 --> 23:43.020 Right it's like we told him not to watch LCS, yeah. 23:43.020 --> 23:45.020 Oh, nice, sick, bro. 23:52.020 --> 23:56.020 Like, now I'm getting soul invaded by the enemy mid lane Olaf, so like... 23:58.020 --> 23:59.020 Oh, man. 24:02.020 --> 24:05.020 This is a crazy- This is a crazy game, guys, I'm not gonna lie. 24:06.020 --> 24:08.020 It's like, it's right you get a game not system the same. 24:08.020 --> 24:11.020 I'm just fucking happy that I did a three-count kill, though. 24:11.020 --> 24:15.020 If I would have been folk clearing this game, forget about it. 24:19.020 --> 24:22.020 That's exactly it for us. It's like God forbid. 24:25.020 --> 24:26.020 True! 24:27.020 --> 24:28.020 Unironically true. 24:34.020 --> 24:39.020 Alright, let's have a look on the crab and then maybe see if we can play on any topside here. 24:41.020 --> 24:47.640 It's like going to a hospital post car accident and attacking the victim in his bed with a pillowcase full of bars of soap 24:48.160 --> 24:50.160 true 24:50.160 --> 24:52.160 even worse, I'm not even 24:56.380 --> 24:58.260 I just joined what happened to this game 24:58.580 --> 25:03.400 I've been getting invaded by the enemy by on literally every camp I've gone for 25:03.700 --> 25:06.660 While the entire enemy team fanboys me constantly at the eyes 25:07.620 --> 25:09.620 It's a rare occurrence 25:09.620 --> 25:13.940 like normally get a game like this maybe one out of 20 so it's like you guys are 25:13.940 --> 25:19.060 watching like a five percent special here 25:20.460 --> 25:27.260 there is a new molly song you should check it out it is awesome maybe 25:39.620 --> 25:52.820 I'm actually 200 health we're going to need that share. 25:52.820 --> 26:02.820 Is there anyone that we can maybe look on the banner right now? 26:32.820 --> 26:35.820 That's okay. Listen, the good news is we're scaling this game. 26:40.320 --> 26:42.320 But I'm not implying that's all that matters. 26:55.320 --> 26:56.820 Oh shit! 26:56.820 --> 26:58.320 Wait, solo- 26:58.320 --> 27:01.320 Alright, solo T. Damn, if I get to take your shot. 27:01.320 --> 27:02.320 Thank you. 27:02.820 --> 27:04.820 Alright, also I get a low kill for you, ready? 27:11.320 --> 27:12.320 Ah, this is rough. 27:15.820 --> 27:16.320 Nice. 27:18.320 --> 27:19.320 Well, thank you, Ruff, pretty sharp. 27:22.320 --> 27:23.820 Okay, so then we Vi died. 27:26.320 --> 27:28.320 Now, guys, are we getting one of Ducerell? 27:28.320 --> 27:31.320 This here, or do we want to get the Black Cleaver? 27:31.320 --> 27:33.320 I'm gonna be honest, I might be a Cleaver angle. 27:35.520 --> 27:40.720 And Aoki there are 9 months on Mac. And Jane there in the Prime as well. Thank you guys. 27:40.720 --> 27:44.220 And Flopsy there in the 6 months as well. Thank you. 27:49.720 --> 27:54.720 Alright, so we're gonna do nows, we'll just film this crab and then after crab I'll see if we just look on the drag. 27:55.420 --> 27:58.920 It just kind of entailed me that even invading me all fucking game, 27:58.920 --> 28:09.520 the enemy vise so down like half my stress genuinely unbelievable 28:12.040 --> 28:24.560 oh oh what the fuck what is going on say and I've pumpered them in the five 28:24.560 --> 28:31.100 appreciate thank you and comment there in the premise law all right let's hear 28:31.100 --> 28:37.240 me do here let's hear you do here is there any way that we could look on 28:37.240 --> 28:40.600 this pattern that's a real question 28:45.280 --> 28:49.240 okay so we're just gonna play on this 28:54.560 --> 28:56.560 Oh this is bad. 28:56.560 --> 29:01.560 Ah, my fucking assault. 29:01.560 --> 29:06.560 Okay we take those. 29:06.560 --> 29:12.560 Well probably the missile's already been out by then. 29:12.560 --> 29:16.560 Guys fucking chill! 29:16.560 --> 29:20.560 I'm just kidding, they're in the Vibebear Shad. 29:20.560 --> 29:22.560 Wow! 29:22.560 --> 29:24.560 I'm cheating on the Viper shot. 29:24.560 --> 29:25.560 Thank you bro. 29:25.560 --> 29:26.560 Guys, relax. 29:26.560 --> 29:28.560 We haven't even won the first game of the day yet. 29:28.560 --> 29:30.560 It's like I don't even deserve it yet. 29:34.560 --> 29:35.560 Alright. 29:35.560 --> 29:37.560 And uh, I'm teasing them if I'm welcome. 29:37.560 --> 29:38.560 Thank you. 29:38.560 --> 29:40.560 Kay, wait, real talk to my hair's a bit fucked up today. 29:40.560 --> 29:41.560 I want to fix this. 29:50.560 --> 29:52.560 important things in life 29:52.560 --> 29:54.560 now it's time for challenges 29:54.560 --> 29:56.560 do it for her 29:56.560 --> 29:58.560 real, real 29:58.560 --> 30:00.560 i need to help my wife 30:00.560 --> 30:02.560 so she doesn't have to miss me for a day or two while i'm in Florida 30:02.560 --> 30:04.560 getting this shit kicked out of me 30:08.560 --> 30:10.560 damn, going for the meal tail, that's it, yeah 30:10.560 --> 30:12.560 that was nice, that was nice 30:14.560 --> 30:16.560 it really depends on my mood to be honest, bro 30:16.560 --> 30:21.560 from. Like real talk really depends on my mood. 30:29.560 --> 30:32.560 What we really want to do now is we just want to play boss at the top and then afterwards 30:32.560 --> 30:40.560 we can look on the red here. As long as we can do that, we're going to be in a very good spot though. 30:40.560 --> 30:47.560 And uh, no it's only 5 future. Thank you bro. 30:47.560 --> 30:54.560 Now you guys are actually like, it's like at least let me earn it. 30:54.560 --> 31:05.560 But see, this is what I mean by it's just like none of this gameplay makes any sense. 31:10.560 --> 31:12.560 Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't... 31:12.560 --> 31:16.560 Like, unironically, this isn't ShemTime, though, and I say that the gameplay just makes no sense. 31:16.560 --> 31:17.560 I know what you mean. 31:17.560 --> 31:21.560 Like, was there even a ward here? There was no ward here. There was no ward here. There was no ward here. 31:21.560 --> 31:26.560 So, the enemy Vy's just walking blind. It doesn't make sense. 31:26.560 --> 31:30.560 None of us, guys. Like, I wish I could have a better attitude for you this game, 31:30.560 --> 31:33.560 but it's just so hard for me, too, because it's like... 31:33.560 --> 31:38.560 This game just doesn't feel normal. It doesn't feel normal at all. 31:38.560 --> 31:40.560 Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' donalds? 31:42.000 --> 31:44.720 Like, I can tell that there's weird shit going on, you know what I mean? 31:45.200 --> 31:50.960 Like, I just know deep down in my heart, there's like, there's weird shit going on in this game. 31:56.560 --> 31:59.680 I mean, if you bought it, thankfully not today. Thankfully not today. 32:08.560 --> 32:20.560 Alright, that's what I wanted to do now is I want to pound the rockers. 32:38.560 --> 32:43.560 Okay, we have to play on the, uh, Dagoner. 32:52.560 --> 32:55.560 While walking, here we do a slide. 32:55.560 --> 33:20.560 I think we can mode just on the game here. 33:20.560 --> 33:33.320 Finally, wow, we actually managed to win. 33:33.320 --> 33:35.640 Now guys, we're going to have the best part of the game. 33:35.640 --> 33:40.040 When we get to see if I was actually vindicated and right about everything I said when I was 33:40.040 --> 33:44.160 saying that somehow my team of streamer found a way to get in the ghost at all game. 33:44.160 --> 33:46.440 Let's see. 33:46.440 --> 33:47.440 Let's see guys. 33:47.440 --> 33:50.040 Am I about to be vindicated or am I about to be proven to be a schizo? 33:50.040 --> 33:54.240 It's one of the two. It's either I'm gonna be proven right or I'm gonna be proven in 33:54.240 --> 33:57.240 schizo. Let's see. 34:05.800 --> 34:16.200 Do you want to use people's stream? Coffee bean idol? I don't recognize these two names. 34:16.200 --> 34:22.800 Let's see, am I just a schizo? 34:22.800 --> 34:36.280 Cause like I'm telling you, the entire game just felt so fucking strange. 34:36.280 --> 34:38.900 Your support is no delay? 34:38.900 --> 34:40.820 Who even is my support? 34:40.820 --> 34:47.820 the fuck is coffee being broke 34:52.700 --> 34:56.960 resist even like somebody 34:56.960 --> 35:00.960 is also that's like the third time that you said that message 35:00.960 --> 35:03.580 The best hackle in the world. 35:03.580 --> 35:06.080 Diplo, don't test, hashtag arise. 35:18.640 --> 35:20.880 And uh, get in there in the sub. 35:20.880 --> 35:22.260 LARPing there in the prime and young, 35:22.260 --> 35:23.760 came in a few months looking back. 35:23.760 --> 35:24.580 Thank you. 35:27.160 --> 35:29.800 Cause like, I'm done guys, that game was not normal. 35:30.960 --> 35:41.120 I don't think this guy was this guy's streaming 35:41.120 --> 35:48.160 This guy has his stream but he was offline so it's nothing on him 35:48.160 --> 35:53.760 Cause like I'm telling you guys there's no way that I'm like that's schizophrenic 35:53.760 --> 36:00.240 like this this the enemy via is a little random masters by player named Jar Jar 36:00.240 --> 36:04.600 you know I mean invading me on every single cam is this just how the guy 36:04.600 --> 36:08.560 plays every game there's there's no way right but I mean it could be like 36:08.560 --> 36:14.720 anything goes in masters to like the fucking Wild West out here so maybe I 36:14.720 --> 36:19.040 am schizo maybe it wasn't that my team was getting ghosted maybe it's just how 36:19.040 --> 36:23.640 this guy's just the weirdest motherfucker on the planet but if we're winning the 36:23.640 --> 36:31.360 that's all matters right not to all that matters right over reaction one I will do 36:31.360 --> 36:48.480 it after let me get a few wins under my belt so I can un-salt all right we need 36:48.480 --> 36:55.480 you get it done now guys 36:57.840 --> 37:00.320 you're definitely a skit so 37:00.320 --> 37:07.320 i'm a skit so but i mean i'm wrong about what i'm saying is the real question 37:09.240 --> 37:12.840 like that's the real question 37:12.840 --> 37:15.280 yo you guys know motherfuckers don't? 37:15.280 --> 37:17.840 best hacker in the world 37:17.840 --> 37:19.840 and uh... don't worry if you have a problem 37:19.840 --> 37:22.440 thank you 37:22.440 --> 37:25.840 i'm your dedication you'll get a challenge we don't give up we won't problem 37:25.840 --> 37:33.320 we won't protest any jenny coaching later today i could be could be 37:33.320 --> 37:36.360 well you guys don't see a funny tweet i saw earlier 37:36.360 --> 37:40.400 earlier that made me laugh 37:40.400 --> 37:42.520 do you guys want to see a funny tweet 37:42.520 --> 37:48.840 and uh... frosty there in the farm 37:48.840 --> 37:50.020 don't ask 37:50.020 --> 37:52.800 hits and all time peak viewership 37:52.800 --> 37:57.160 well playing league of legends 37:57.160 --> 37:58.680 this will have 37:58.680 --> 38:02.340 untold 38:02.340 --> 38:04.800 twenty years into the future 38:04.800 --> 38:06.120 that's how 38:06.120 --> 38:09.160 but i can feel the corridors to repel 38:09.160 --> 38:11.160 real 38:39.160 --> 39:03.060 All right, let's go down now guys, let's go, let's focus up, when you've got someone's 39:03.060 --> 39:18.760 going on. Hey guys, I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't think 3 camping is really that 39:18.760 --> 39:23.700 great this game at all. I don't know actually, you know what, 3 camp top seems like a decent 39:23.700 --> 39:28.060 okay 39:28.060 --> 39:30.240 did you actually hear peed viewership yesterday? 39:30.240 --> 39:32.580 yeah but to be fair jinxed he did raid 39:32.580 --> 39:37.980 so that's the reason why 39:37.980 --> 39:40.780 my natural all time peak 39:40.780 --> 39:43.100 was first creature 39:43.100 --> 39:48.260 where i peaked i think twenty uh... seven thousand viewers 39:48.260 --> 39:53.260 while 39:53.260 --> 40:08.540 So it's like 20,000, 27,000 viewers while everyone was getting banned. 40:08.540 --> 40:14.300 And then there was another point where I was picking almost 25,000 and then 23 or 24,000 40:14.300 --> 40:17.940 when I was taking Challenger. 40:17.940 --> 40:27.980 Even after that natural peak was about 18,000, when me and Tiaplade were tied for the challenger 40:27.980 --> 40:36.180 race, and then behind that was hitting grandmaster a few days ago where we peaked like 5,000 heights. 40:36.180 --> 40:39.740 So that's been fucking crazy. 40:39.740 --> 40:47.500 absolutely crazy to say the least. Most of the things, oh shit, I'm sorry, I'm trying to get 40:47.500 --> 40:52.580 to Trishad. Thank you. Most of the things I made you consider quite shirming. Well just 40:52.580 --> 41:00.300 fact that it wasn't really going anymore for a while. But actually that's not even a conversation 41:00.300 --> 41:07.900 I have to have with myself anymore. Okay so now what we're gonna do is we're just gonna 41:07.900 --> 41:13.100 play for the bot side clear and then after that I'm definitely gonna want to look on some other shit. 41:19.580 --> 41:23.420 Like we're just gonna go for the wolves and after wolves there'll be a raptors angle. 41:26.060 --> 41:30.220 What happened with Korea? Were you a pro or something? No it's just that 41:31.260 --> 41:35.980 during that Korea trip everyone viewed me as kind of like a meme. I know it's telling everyone 41:35.980 --> 41:40.780 like I'm way better than you think I am and then I had the craziest run in 41:40.780 --> 41:45.420 Korea out of any Western player up until that point. 41:50.340 --> 41:53.940 Alright so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for this crab and then 41:53.940 --> 41:58.740 after crab I'm gonna want to look to see if I could go back to my top slide. 42:05.980 --> 42:17.260 Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the crab and then after 42:17.260 --> 42:20.340 crab I'm going to come to the topside. 42:20.340 --> 42:25.700 I'm telling you, as long as we do this we're going to be in like a super good state. 42:25.700 --> 42:29.700 I don't really want to use my smite though, I'd rather save my smite for the Krugs and 42:29.700 --> 42:31.900 then I'll have my other charge for the Dragon. 42:31.900 --> 42:37.340 Cause even if I smited it, it's not like it really makes my clear go that much faster since 42:37.340 --> 42:51.980 the Krug's working while it's spying on me. 42:51.980 --> 42:53.820 What's the point of 3 count clearing? 42:53.820 --> 42:57.260 It allows you to be more active on the map earlier. 42:57.260 --> 42:59.980 And it makes it so that if you get cheesed you don't really die ever. 42:59.980 --> 43:05.180 Like that for example, I saw my Raptors and Darius was starting on my red, right? 43:05.180 --> 43:08.340 So if I would have done a Folkter top to bot, Darius would have killed me all of them on 43:08.340 --> 43:09.340 my red. 43:09.340 --> 43:13.300 My first game of today, the vibe was getting a cheese my boob up. 43:13.300 --> 43:17.220 So it's like, and literally my first two games of today, if I didn't 3 camp, we would 43:17.220 --> 43:19.100 have already lost. 43:19.100 --> 43:22.700 From the first minute, literally just because of the enemy being fucking disgusting free 43:22.700 --> 43:29.980 Tards nice good route 43:52.700 --> 44:02.820 All right, okay, so now we have to do is out of base 44:09.220 --> 44:12.460 It's not as good on the dragon, I hope I hope you do 44:22.700 --> 44:43.700 Oh yeah. 44:43.700 --> 44:46.220 I mean the thing is that it looks like my team is actually in the lift so you know what we're 44:46.220 --> 44:47.220 going to do. 44:47.220 --> 44:50.380 I'm going to just get one Q-Sack here and then afterwards we're going to go up to Black 44:50.380 --> 44:59.380 I'm doing the wrappers even though I don't plan on clearing them because I just want Q-Socks, I know we're good. 44:59.380 --> 45:01.380 How many games are you from Challenger? 45:01.380 --> 45:03.380 Dude, please stop asking. 45:03.380 --> 45:08.380 Listen, I'll give you guys pro advice, okay, pro tip. 45:08.380 --> 45:18.380 If ever you're watching a streamer and then they take an X amount of games from X-rank out of the title, the reason why is because they had a bad day the day before, so don't mention it. 45:18.380 --> 45:25.380 It's like you have a guy where it's like, he has a plot card that says like, I don't know, uh, proud son, you know? 45:25.380 --> 45:29.880 And then like one day he takes it out, why, yeah, cause his fucking pants is like, probably died, right? 45:32.880 --> 45:35.380 So it's like, let's now remind him of the trauma. 45:48.380 --> 45:54.380 Okay, so Swing's not going to hit the dragon at all. 45:54.380 --> 45:59.380 Are they actually on it? 46:07.380 --> 46:12.380 I'm not going to look for that actually. 46:18.380 --> 46:36.700 Okay, so why did that go that bad though, cuz I'm gonna be honest I feel like it never 46:36.700 --> 46:44.140 should have ended that terribly, but I guess it's just other moments in the one. 46:44.140 --> 46:47.820 you might get you might even forgetting beating up by jinxing more than your ex back 46:47.820 --> 46:52.620 if you have a crazy run in the last 45 minutes, or did you forget to reset your subcounter? 46:52.620 --> 46:55.580 I don't know it's it does it automatically 46:55.580 --> 47:00.540 but the problem is that since I streamed later yesterday 47:00.540 --> 47:06.940 it makes it so I didn't uh it didn't have time to like reset like it normally does between days 47:06.940 --> 47:13.940 that's all it is 47:13.940 --> 47:14.940 What is? 47:34.940 --> 47:36.940 Alright, let's see if we can do this one. 47:36.940 --> 47:38.940 I 47:42.340 --> 47:44.340 What 48:06.940 --> 48:34.940 oh no oh shall we come back? 48:34.940 --> 48:56.300 Alright, so now what we're gonna do is we're just gonna play for the clear I guess. 48:56.300 --> 49:00.820 Guys, I'm gonna be real though, the music's really not heading right now. 49:00.820 --> 49:02.820 Like am I the only one that feels this? 49:25.320 --> 49:26.820 It's actually run- 49:26.820 --> 49:29.320 Bro, my voice has been really weird the last few days. 49:29.320 --> 49:31.320 Okay, let's actually run this show right now. Let's go 49:32.960 --> 49:36.800 Okay, so we're gonna play top to bottom and afterwards we look on the dragon bottom and that's right 49:38.240 --> 49:41.480 Which by time we get there it should actually like be time for us to get it already 49:41.480 --> 50:00.120 Okay, so now we do this we're gonna play for the wolves and after wolves you're gonna 50:00.120 --> 50:06.540 a grump into crab now if I manage to find that is so long there is a chance of 50:06.540 --> 50:12.540 you kill 50:12.540 --> 50:19.540 when he does want to just kill the enemy boss you know 50:36.540 --> 50:47.940 I'm gonna be real to you guys. It's a fucking it's a war against my own thoughts right now, bro 50:49.820 --> 50:51.820 It's like 50:57.500 --> 51:05.620 Like dude yesterday's stream and then now the way that today's been going so far too it is a fucking war in my brain 51:05.620 --> 51:11.220 I'm not even shitting guys it's crazy up there 51:15.940 --> 51:20.860 He's holding you now so you can plan the dragon and after the dragon I'll park this back off and we look for top spot 51:20.860 --> 51:22.860 Okay 51:29.900 --> 51:35.180 Okay, so I go ends up getting cute shutdowns like I come mighty and be able to sort out of this game at this stage 51:35.620 --> 51:48.100 Okay, so now we do is we just play top to bottom and afterwards we should be able to 51:48.100 --> 51:55.100 may look on any reds here, same pretty good posture now. 52:18.100 --> 52:23.100 the sewage is finished let's clear on the naphors maybe i can look for red invade 52:29.100 --> 52:31.100 yeah the saris is actually looking on the copy 52:31.100 --> 52:36.100 that means that if we get on me while i'm invading then it should be relatively uncontested 52:36.100 --> 52:39.100 which is gonna be fucking like crazy for us 52:48.100 --> 52:53.380 I'm telling you guys, this stage is actually fucking insane for us. 52:53.380 --> 52:57.660 We live just fine, this one good. 52:57.660 --> 53:03.820 Guys, stop typing fucking, watch time! 53:03.820 --> 53:08.860 It's blacklisted bro, you guys will not be able to see it even if you type it. 53:08.860 --> 53:15.300 Oh wait, no, now you guys are going to do it even more. 53:15.300 --> 53:32.300 holy 53:32.300 --> 53:45.660 I'm not going to lie, I should have played him kind of crazy this game though, the mechanics 53:45.660 --> 53:46.660 are on point. 53:46.660 --> 53:53.660 I'll take you out of the corner of the park that this is. 53:53.660 --> 54:02.660 You've seen the park is alive, the heartache in the back. 54:02.660 --> 54:05.660 A little fucking juice, are we need this one, Lada? 54:05.660 --> 54:10.660 I know I'm alive, I'm alive. 54:10.660 --> 54:14.660 I heard you say you're alive, I'm in my heart. 54:14.660 --> 54:17.460 You and me couldn't let go 54:17.460 --> 54:20.860 Across the desert in the far below 54:20.860 --> 54:23.260 Only you just let it go 54:23.260 --> 54:26.260 And I'll hide it just for a little bit 54:26.260 --> 54:29.460 There's a few things I want to say 54:29.460 --> 54:32.460 And why do you still want to do it? 54:32.460 --> 54:36.460 I don't even know what to say 54:44.660 --> 54:46.660 I'm trying some show right now, bro. 54:46.660 --> 54:48.660 I'm trying some show right now, bro. 55:14.660 --> 55:27.660 You say we could be better, but I know what's better for me 55:27.660 --> 55:30.660 Or why did you trust me? 55:30.660 --> 55:34.660 Or something's wrong with you? 55:34.660 --> 55:37.660 Or why did you love me? 56:07.660 --> 56:31.500 What a fucking juicer of a song, bro. 56:31.500 --> 56:38.000 absolute fucking cancer user 56:38.000 --> 56:40.960 it's not what we need is we need to stop the strike and the goodness is that 56:40.960 --> 56:47.960 that's how it's coming in on the tower so she can't move 57:05.880 --> 57:09.220 and now if I go for the Darius I know I'm just gonna end up dying 57:09.220 --> 57:14.220 But the good news is that our Echo is so fat and Narus has no magic resist so that's a result like 57:14.220 --> 57:16.220 Dude just Echo walks up in one shot 57:19.220 --> 57:22.220 Okay, I really just want to get this dragon rune and then I first need to just fuck off 57:24.220 --> 57:25.220 Very good 57:29.220 --> 57:36.220 It's like you're saying that the Hoja is rooting for you to lose so you fly to tarp in the springs and get your shit rocked so why the fuck would you try to win 57:36.220 --> 57:38.220 Dude, shut up 57:39.220 --> 57:50.220 Listen, even if I end up winning the bet, somehow, right, and Junior Thumb this up, it doesn't mean we're never going to go to LARP in the springs. 57:53.220 --> 57:56.220 There could always still be the angle of going there. 58:09.220 --> 58:24.220 I mean, you're not wrong. 100% yeah. 58:24.220 --> 58:30.220 Like Yona is not a high skill cap champ, it's really not. 58:30.220 --> 58:36.220 He has so many ways in and out that it's like, you could not have champs that are high skill that are like that. 58:36.220 --> 58:38.820 Central like we send right you guys know motherfuckers 58:38.820 --> 58:40.820 we send is another fake skill 58:54.460 --> 58:56.460 turn the book for something here 59:06.220 --> 59:18.780 Some of the players just got this shit and then we should get it. 59:18.780 --> 59:25.780 Guys, I'm going to be honest, but I really, really, really wanted to try to find a way 59:25.780 --> 59:39.340 we could get this Baron. Easy as fuck. 59:39.340 --> 59:43.980 Alright, goodbye non-baron man. Don't get over-greedy, it's free. 59:43.980 --> 59:50.820 It's the best way to learn just fine, no sulfur, anything. 59:50.820 --> 59:56.480 Listen, level your account 1 to 30, doing a wide variety of whatever the fuck you wanna do. 59:56.480 --> 59:59.680 And as long as you do that, then yeah, just found ranked and you're gonna be good. 01:00:15.380 --> 01:00:18.100 This game is already fucking chocked for them at this point. 01:00:18.420 --> 01:00:20.260 I think I'm actually gonna go Serelda's. 01:00:20.820 --> 01:00:22.820 Look at Tash just rolled those games. 01:00:22.820 --> 01:00:24.820 And uh, see you later. 01:00:24.820 --> 01:00:26.820 Thank you. 01:00:26.820 --> 01:00:28.820 What is the most bright in the Dublin champ? 01:00:28.820 --> 01:00:30.820 Cause I'm CTE, Morgazer. 01:00:32.820 --> 01:00:34.820 I'm an Anaclyne Morgazer. 01:00:38.820 --> 01:00:40.820 Is the sub count today real? 01:00:40.820 --> 01:00:42.820 No, just an update from yesterday. 01:00:42.820 --> 01:00:45.820 So it's gonna be a combination of like, today's and yesterday's. 01:00:50.820 --> 01:00:57.820 I'm going to have to sell my own gun for a new one. 01:00:57.820 --> 01:01:02.820 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 01:01:02.820 --> 01:01:09.820 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 01:01:09.820 --> 01:01:14.820 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 01:01:14.820 --> 01:01:21.820 How does that even sound like something else? 01:01:44.820 --> 01:01:46.820 scale 01:01:46.820 --> 01:01:48.820 real quick start 01:02:14.820 --> 01:02:16.820 Oh 01:02:44.820 --> 01:02:45.700 OHHHHH! 01:02:46.020 --> 01:02:46.820 AHHHHH! 01:02:47.520 --> 01:02:49.820 That's bad, I should have just backed off and played Dragon. 01:02:49.820 --> 01:02:50.820 I'm getting way too greedy. 01:02:52.320 --> 01:02:54.020 AHHHHH! Guys, we need a good song. 01:02:54.820 --> 01:02:58.220 We need a good song. Like, I need to give you guys something crazy if we're gonna win this one. 01:03:12.120 --> 01:03:14.720 Let me search up Hardstyle Remix on YouTube. 01:03:14.820 --> 01:03:17.820 7 01:03:17.820 --> 01:03:19.820 7 01:03:19.820 --> 01:03:21.820 7 01:03:21.820 --> 01:03:23.820 7 01:03:23.820 --> 01:03:25.820 7 01:03:25.820 --> 01:03:27.820 7 01:03:27.820 --> 01:03:29.820 8 01:03:29.820 --> 01:03:31.820 7 01:03:31.820 --> 01:03:33.820 7 01:03:33.820 --> 01:03:35.820 7 01:03:35.820 --> 01:03:38.820 7 01:03:38.820 --> 01:03:40.820 7 01:03:40.820 --> 01:03:42.820 7 01:03:42.820 --> 01:03:44.820 BEST HECKROM IN THE WORLD 01:03:44.820 --> 01:03:46.820 So happy to see you on a Friday night 01:03:46.820 --> 01:03:48.820 We'll put it maybe because 01:03:48.820 --> 01:03:50.820 No 01:03:52.820 --> 01:03:54.820 Thank you very much 01:04:12.820 --> 01:04:14.880 you 01:04:42.820 --> 01:04:44.880 you 01:05:12.820 --> 01:05:14.880 you 01:05:42.820 --> 01:05:44.880 you 01:06:12.820 --> 01:06:14.880 you 01:07:12.820 --> 01:07:14.820 ooooooooooo wait for him please 01:07:42.820 --> 01:07:47.820 Dude, I sure must fucking have that too. I'm so close. 01:07:47.820 --> 01:07:50.820 Like I actually must fucking have that too. 01:07:50.820 --> 01:07:55.820 Oh, I mean it's fine. Listen, they should be able to just run it down here. 01:08:00.820 --> 01:08:04.820 And Sylvia, they're in the prime. Gorilla, they're in the prime as well. 01:08:04.820 --> 01:08:08.820 Nick, they're in the prime as well. And Chef Cook, they're in the prime once. 01:08:08.820 --> 01:08:12.820 months and uh finding me ever in the prime of his life. Thank you guys. 01:08:15.820 --> 01:08:17.820 Holy fuck yeah we actually almost had that bro. 01:08:21.820 --> 01:08:25.820 Like we actually almost fucking had that shit bro. Almost had that shit. 01:08:26.820 --> 01:08:30.820 Have we built Zeke's? Nah my last time I've been like maybe a garden angel actually. 01:08:35.820 --> 01:08:37.820 Alright guys we're doing something today right now. Now we just need more. 01:08:38.820 --> 01:08:42.540 So we're two wins on there now, but we need more 01:08:45.960 --> 01:08:52.160 The bamboo so I can pretty good to be honest, I agree with you. I agree with you. I mean be honest you might just keep this belt here 01:08:58.420 --> 01:09:01.460 You change the text of the sub say subs last two days 01:09:03.140 --> 01:09:06.880 Just just like a pin message on it. So I think pin message. Okay is busting 01:09:08.820 --> 01:09:18.780 well we did you end on yesterday bro why would you ever even ask me that like 01:09:18.780 --> 01:09:21.940 what kind of fucked up thing is that's even asked someone I went one went nine 01:09:21.940 --> 01:09:27.100 losses like why would you ever even say that 01:09:27.100 --> 01:09:40.240 It's like we don't guys we need to pretend we need to just sit down pretend like this 01:09:40.240 --> 01:09:47.980 never happened okay just pretend that it never happened pretend that nothing ever occurred 01:09:47.980 --> 01:10:00.700 yesterday just think about it last time was a rough one bro we literally went 01:10:00.700 --> 01:10:13.420 one win or nine losses like I'm not even joking like look at this this was the 01:10:13.420 --> 01:10:19.440 Where are they one yesterday? I don't even know I'm doing I'm showing guys this it was loss loss loss 01:10:20.640 --> 01:10:22.120 Jinxie coaching 01:10:22.120 --> 01:10:24.120 loss loss win 01:10:24.520 --> 01:10:31.860 Lost lost lost lost like bro. I do not want to think about this day, bro. I do not want to think about this at all 01:10:33.700 --> 01:10:35.700 Forget it even happened, please 01:10:38.260 --> 01:10:41.940 We need everyone to raise their prime and give it to goddess for the power up 01:10:43.420 --> 01:10:46.420 Not yet, not yet, but later. 01:10:46.420 --> 01:10:49.420 It's like later we can assemble the Avengers. 01:10:49.420 --> 01:10:52.420 And uh, check me out if I'm welcome. Thank you. 01:10:54.420 --> 01:10:55.420 What happened on May 23rd? 01:10:55.420 --> 01:10:58.420 STOP ASKING! 01:10:58.420 --> 01:11:01.420 STOP ASKING! 01:11:02.420 --> 01:11:05.420 You need to react to that in our video later, bro. 01:11:05.420 --> 01:11:08.420 But neither we need a mental break or need an insult. 01:11:13.420 --> 01:11:15.420 Alright. 01:11:15.420 --> 01:11:17.420 Whaaat? 01:11:22.420 --> 01:11:24.420 I know, insurance. 01:11:26.420 --> 01:11:28.420 Well, thank you, Rob. 01:11:30.420 --> 01:11:34.420 But yeah, now it's, uh, listen, it's about mental, uh... 01:11:34.420 --> 01:11:37.420 It's not mental insurance or anything else. 01:11:43.420 --> 01:11:45.980 Alright guys, enemy locked in Diana 01:11:47.660 --> 01:11:51.900 Would I be fucked up if I said there's a party that doesn't want to go Hecarim here? 01:11:51.900 --> 01:11:55.260 Like a lurchist want to sit here and run it up on Master Yi 01:11:58.220 --> 01:12:00.220 Guys I can't want to do Master Yi here 01:12:05.660 --> 01:12:07.980 Good cool, now we're gonna do Hecarim 01:12:07.980 --> 01:12:10.060 I'm not doing Master Yi into Lulu 01:12:10.060 --> 01:12:12.620 Master Yi into Lulu is bad because he Q in and Q polysium 01:12:12.620 --> 01:12:14.620 Well, I'm just following those. 01:12:42.620 --> 01:12:47.680 Yeah, this looks like a nice game for the rim. 01:12:47.680 --> 01:12:50.120 The motherfucking rim. 01:12:50.120 --> 01:12:53.800 And uh, deek them in the primal welcome, and shoot them in the ones I'm back. 01:12:53.800 --> 01:12:54.800 Thank you. 01:12:54.800 --> 01:12:57.800 Been calling you since you already is, I'm proud of you for coming, and we are today. 01:12:57.800 --> 01:13:02.040 And I don't play anymore here just for my Canadian boy. 01:13:02.040 --> 01:13:03.040 Thank you man. 01:13:03.040 --> 01:13:04.040 Means a lot. 01:13:04.040 --> 01:13:05.040 Yo you guys know motherfucking don't? 01:13:05.040 --> 01:13:06.040 Alright, let's get it now though. 01:13:06.040 --> 01:13:09.120 Let's take it now, I gotta hit you back with a win. 01:13:09.120 --> 01:13:11.120 And uh, diddy, throwin' the sub. 01:13:11.120 --> 01:13:14.120 go little ditty there in the sub bro 01:13:15.120 --> 01:13:16.120 alright let's go guys 01:13:20.120 --> 01:13:22.120 we need to go absolutely fucking crazy now 01:13:34.120 --> 01:13:35.120 alright 01:13:36.120 --> 01:13:37.120 is everybody ready now 01:13:37.120 --> 01:13:43.200 Now you try wild riff law for mobile. No, we are not doing while dude fuck Wild Rift 01:13:44.160 --> 01:13:49.000 Fuck shitty Wild Rift bro. Okay guys. We're really really really wanted to show low key 01:13:51.000 --> 01:13:53.000 Come on three on top side 01:13:55.480 --> 01:13:57.480 Now I kind of want to folk there 01:14:07.120 --> 01:14:12.120 Do you get prior or not early? 01:14:12.120 --> 01:14:16.120 We're gonna bot to top full clear then. 01:14:16.120 --> 01:14:18.120 Alright, we're gonna bot top full clear then. 01:14:18.120 --> 01:14:24.120 Cause the thing is that top lane is gonna be more of a volatile lane than bot is gonna be. 01:14:24.120 --> 01:14:27.120 And in time just that and second a lot of other shit. 01:14:37.120 --> 01:14:39.820 Because like yeah, no, it's sure it's a lot more than that 01:14:51.320 --> 01:14:53.480 It's you just way boss at the top and I'm gonna be John 01:14:56.260 --> 01:15:00.320 One of those anim buffs hit on Wednesday send me down in rank one. I swear to God 01:15:07.120 --> 01:15:16.800 I answered just got the walls and upwards clear the rest of our camps. 01:15:16.800 --> 01:15:22.080 Oh nice, so I'm matching the dana's pathing, perfect. 01:15:22.080 --> 01:15:24.840 That's also helping me. 01:15:24.840 --> 01:15:28.680 Can you give us five junglers to carry low elo? 01:15:28.680 --> 01:15:50.680 Nocturne, Mordekaiser, Warwick, Rammus, Diana. 01:15:50.680 --> 01:15:55.680 Okay so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the red in the map for red. 01:15:55.680 --> 01:16:02.680 on the cards 01:16:04.560 --> 01:16:07.200 well actually at the double card here it is fucking 01:16:07.200 --> 01:16:14.200 show over for this motherfucker here 01:16:15.880 --> 01:16:19.760 uh... cast your fear please don't recall 01:16:19.760 --> 01:16:26.760 blaze a man 01:16:34.240 --> 01:16:40.480 I know it's double cob 01:16:40.480 --> 01:16:47.480 oh look how much it is 01:16:47.480 --> 01:16:48.680 Yeah, it's game over for you. 01:16:53.680 --> 01:16:55.880 And it's game over for mid-laner 2. Cheers, bro. 01:16:55.880 --> 01:17:00.480 That's the thing, I know if I just wait in that bush, she's gonna walk in to me because she already used her ward toward there, right? 01:17:00.480 --> 01:17:02.480 So it's only that she could've got some vision. 01:17:04.080 --> 01:17:07.080 Ah, I'm not looking for seconds when my E is up. 01:17:07.080 --> 01:17:10.880 Which coincidentally, time is perfect with my killing of the crab. 01:17:13.680 --> 01:17:14.680 Ah... 01:17:14.680 --> 01:17:15.880 That's my friend. 01:17:15.880 --> 01:17:20.380 Okay, so she just barred and she got healed by Lulu. Oh nice, and Lulu was playing more. 01:17:20.380 --> 01:17:22.880 Okay, fucking close. Please tell me she doesn't have... 01:17:33.380 --> 01:17:36.880 Okay, so we got our Gluttonous Creeps, we got longsword, so we can get them. 01:17:45.880 --> 01:17:52.880 Do you think there is high comeback potential this season than any other season? 01:17:52.880 --> 01:17:58.880 Oh, that's a hard question, maybe. 01:17:58.880 --> 01:18:12.880 Comeback potential has been really good for last like 2 years, I'll tell you that. 01:18:12.880 --> 01:18:16.940 We now have to focus and then after what's gonna be some look on the dragon 01:18:22.100 --> 01:18:25.500 So in peace with this drag I want to make sure that she never gets them 01:18:42.880 --> 01:18:49.880 She missed her Q, now she's just sad. Easy as fuck kid. 01:18:53.880 --> 01:18:54.880 What?! 01:19:05.880 --> 01:19:07.880 I'm gonna be honest, I think I just have to skip these frogs. 01:19:07.880 --> 01:19:11.880 If I go with these frogs, I'm pretty sure I just haven't fucked myself really bad. 01:19:11.880 --> 01:19:21.440 So you know we're gonna look on this one when we play a champion that needs skill 01:19:29.440 --> 01:19:33.440 Actually, I would say like six out of ten rage grade okay six out of ten 01:19:41.880 --> 01:20:03.880 I have a tree in my uh, in my inventory right now, so it means that if I get this crab then 01:20:03.880 --> 01:20:05.400 I get my faded smite. 01:20:05.400 --> 01:20:10.960 Which puts me on the same level as Diana, in terms of smite. 01:20:10.960 --> 01:20:12.960 I'm gonna have level 6 so 01:20:12.960 --> 01:20:14.960 Not sure if she's 6 01:20:14.960 --> 01:20:16.960 I don't know if we look for bots at top folk or not 01:20:16.960 --> 01:20:18.960 We're gonna be good 01:20:26.960 --> 01:20:28.960 Okay so now what we do is we just play bot at top folk here 01:20:28.960 --> 01:20:30.960 And then after that we can maybe even look on the 01:20:30.960 --> 01:20:32.960 On the drops here 01:20:40.960 --> 01:20:54.960 So now we do this, we just look on the Gromp to Cogs and then I've got this shit in a 01:20:54.960 --> 01:20:55.960 very nice spawn. 01:20:55.960 --> 01:21:21.320 Yeah, Glare, all we have to do now is it just raptors into red plugs and then it's just 01:21:21.320 --> 01:21:23.620 a freebie. 01:21:23.620 --> 01:21:42.860 This has shared all that needs to be done right now. 01:21:42.860 --> 01:21:45.580 So I think what we're going to do now is after we finish these frags I'm going to look on 01:21:45.580 --> 01:21:46.580 the grubs. 01:21:46.580 --> 01:21:50.500 Let's hope that our boing doesn't give a double kill to the damageer though. 01:21:50.500 --> 01:21:53.500 If they did, I would absolutely fucking suck around this cauldron. 01:21:53.500 --> 01:21:54.500 Alright, GG. 01:21:57.500 --> 01:21:58.500 Can we get this, Hallease? 01:22:03.500 --> 01:22:06.500 I'm gonna do Grubs then after Grubs will come to top 5, probably. 01:22:12.500 --> 01:22:15.500 Oh wait, it's Shudan and never cleared her top side. 01:22:17.500 --> 01:22:19.500 Okay, he's on this one. 01:22:20.500 --> 01:22:25.500 But could I even kill Diana? 01:22:25.500 --> 01:22:30.500 I'd rather prioritize a gank plan kill by someone top tier. 01:22:50.500 --> 01:22:52.500 Oh 01:23:10.240 --> 01:23:13.620 No, it's a sad Bart Simpson at its song 01:23:17.620 --> 01:23:19.620 No 01:23:20.500 --> 01:23:21.500 OOOOOOOH 01:23:22.500 --> 01:23:23.500 Hehehe 01:23:26.500 --> 01:23:29.500 Since we're trying to get Casio to buy boots, uh, early on this year actually 01:23:30.500 --> 01:23:31.500 Maybe we'll work surpass him 01:23:35.500 --> 01:23:38.500 Okay, we're gonna look for our top two, our bots to top and to reset 01:23:44.500 --> 01:23:47.500 Okay, so now it's really just gotta be like, uh, a folk there here 01:23:50.500 --> 01:24:04.500 5 wins you're close, no bro. It's 5 wins to grandmaster bro. It's 5 wins to grandmaster! 01:24:04.500 --> 01:24:17.500 Nacho! Fuck! Dude, that makes me so mad to think about. 01:24:17.500 --> 01:24:19.500 It's okay though. 01:24:24.500 --> 01:24:26.500 Girls with a time machine. 01:24:27.500 --> 01:24:28.500 Hey, you're my grandma. 01:24:29.500 --> 01:24:30.500 Boys with a time machine. 01:24:31.500 --> 01:24:38.500 Dantas! Do not queue up on May 23rd, 2026! Please! 01:24:38.500 --> 01:24:45.640 what's the fucking like scene from interstellar of like Matthew McConaughey fucking banging 01:24:45.640 --> 01:24:57.180 on the glass dude just like crying literally oh shit jakey there in the 5gifted tree shot 01:24:57.180 --> 01:25:03.060 thank you no I don't like listening to soundcloud cause I don't know how to soundcloud play 01:25:03.060 --> 01:25:10.060 let's tell them to listen to youtube 01:25:11.300 --> 01:25:18.300 okay we definitely want to look on this today 01:25:20.260 --> 01:25:27.260 I really really want to look on the dragoner 01:25:27.260 --> 01:25:32.260 I don't know my upgraded Smiterino. 01:25:45.260 --> 01:25:49.260 Ok, Loki is actually going to do some plus or no. 01:25:52.260 --> 01:25:56.260 A little bit of a BTT folk there right now, boss is up. 01:25:57.260 --> 01:26:06.540 I think I'm gonna have to get a Serpents by the way at some point this game. 01:26:06.540 --> 01:26:08.780 Question is, is it item 3 or item 4? 01:26:08.780 --> 01:26:16.940 Like it's gotta happen but is item 3 or item 4? 01:26:16.940 --> 01:26:25.980 Uhhhhhhh... 01:26:25.980 --> 01:26:26.980 for. 01:26:55.980 --> 01:26:57.980 where are we at? 01:26:57.980 --> 01:26:59.980 i don't know 01:27:11.980 --> 01:27:13.980 30 seconds on blue 01:27:13.980 --> 01:27:15.980 what about ground? 01:27:17.980 --> 01:27:19.980 wolves? 01:27:25.980 --> 01:27:31.820 it's shitty because of my resale and now I have nothing on both sides 01:27:31.820 --> 01:27:36.820 but I'm mostly on 1500 gold 01:27:55.980 --> 01:27:57.980 I 01:28:10.060 --> 01:28:12.500 So now we're gonna just use some of it we're gonna be in a good spot 01:28:14.180 --> 01:28:18.380 Nice so now we just go about the top and then afterwards we'll look on the health after 01:28:23.060 --> 01:28:25.700 All right, we're gonna break it's final guys turn a very good spot 01:28:25.980 --> 01:28:29.980 Condemn and Jhin's fine so I'll keep making it. 01:28:29.980 --> 01:28:32.980 I'm thinking of reshaping. 01:28:38.980 --> 01:28:42.980 So what we're going to really really really want to do right now is we're just bringing 01:28:42.980 --> 01:28:45.980 all the medivacs out. 01:28:46.980 --> 01:28:49.980 Yo you guys know motherfucking DOLTL? 01:28:49.980 --> 01:28:51.980 This is the FOLTL. 01:28:51.980 --> 01:28:55.360 The thing is, like, it's not worth me even looking there, though, to be fair. 01:28:59.220 --> 01:29:01.620 He's like, what am I gonna do? One before without ult? Fuck off. 01:29:02.220 --> 01:29:05.280 I'll just, like, clear my wrap, my crux here, and then after we'll, uh... 01:29:07.780 --> 01:29:10.020 Please, we cannonwave? Nice! Cannonwave. 01:29:10.260 --> 01:29:14.380 Sometimes I can just run top wave here, and then afterwards we'll play on the turret into, uh, Rift Herald. 01:29:16.980 --> 01:29:18.980 I'm gonna be 14 yet, but I'm gonna be... 01:29:21.980 --> 01:29:51.100 It's a song and I'm a new guy on this song 01:29:51.100 --> 01:30:17.100 and 01:30:17.100 --> 01:30:21.100 How did we end up here? 01:30:21.100 --> 01:30:24.100 It must have been something like 01:30:24.100 --> 01:30:27.100 We both didn't know 01:30:29.100 --> 01:30:32.100 Ask yourself before it's gone 01:30:32.100 --> 01:30:34.100 It won't be long 01:30:34.100 --> 01:30:37.100 There must be a reason why 01:30:37.100 --> 01:30:40.100 Why are we stuck inside this place? 01:30:40.100 --> 01:30:44.100 Always go, we move back to it 01:30:44.100 --> 01:30:48.600 There must be a reason why 01:30:48.600 --> 01:30:51.600 Why we didn't decide our fate 01:30:51.600 --> 01:30:56.600 Always choosing something that I don't believe 01:30:56.600 --> 01:30:59.600 I like it when all of us are one 01:30:59.600 --> 01:31:01.600 The only one 01:32:31.600 --> 01:32:38.600 the 01:32:45.280 --> 01:32:46.600 one-man on the strike 01:32:46.600 --> 01:32:53.600 now give me some more odium give me some more odium 01:32:53.600 --> 01:32:55.600 I 01:32:59.040 --> 01:33:01.040 Just want fucking audio let's go 01:33:23.600 --> 01:33:31.600 If I could go back in time, I'd be living on tonight 01:33:33.600 --> 01:33:36.600 Tell me where you've been to the past 01:33:36.600 --> 01:33:39.600 What a world that I've never seen 01:33:39.600 --> 01:33:42.600 Every day, I'm gonna find my way 01:33:42.600 --> 01:33:45.600 I've been able to find my way to be 01:33:45.600 --> 01:33:48.600 Take me to the time that's on my way 01:33:48.600 --> 01:33:50.600 I've been able to find my way 01:34:20.600 --> 01:34:22.600 We just lived it all again 01:34:22.600 --> 01:34:24.600 And I'm still so thin 01:34:24.600 --> 01:34:27.600 Like the arms, she's still right here 01:34:27.600 --> 01:34:30.600 If I could go back in time 01:34:30.600 --> 01:34:33.600 I'd really live it all tonight 01:34:35.600 --> 01:34:37.600 Can I get any rest? 01:34:37.600 --> 01:34:40.600 Can I leave this to last long? 01:34:40.600 --> 01:34:42.600 Can I get any rest? 01:34:42.600 --> 01:34:44.600 Can I get any rest? 01:34:44.600 --> 01:34:46.600 Can I get any rest? 01:34:46.600 --> 01:34:48.600 Can I get any rest? 01:34:48.600 --> 01:34:50.600 Take me down 01:34:50.600 --> 01:34:52.600 To the summer 01:34:52.600 --> 01:34:54.600 To the summer 01:34:54.600 --> 01:34:56.600 Take me down 01:34:56.600 --> 01:34:58.600 To the summer 01:34:58.600 --> 01:35:00.600 Take me down 01:35:00.600 --> 01:35:02.600 To the summer 01:35:18.600 --> 01:35:23.600 There's a light on the old clothesline 01:35:23.600 --> 01:35:26.600 Lighting out your fever and fine 01:35:26.600 --> 01:35:29.600 Every song was a favorite one 01:35:29.600 --> 01:35:31.600 We stayed out till the morning sun 01:35:31.600 --> 01:35:34.600 Every man is still so clear 01:35:34.600 --> 01:35:36.600 Like the ocean's still right here 01:35:36.600 --> 01:35:39.600 If I could go back in time 01:35:39.600 --> 01:35:43.600 I'd be in it all tonight 01:35:43.600 --> 01:36:00.080 Thank you for watching! 01:36:13.600 --> 01:36:15.660 you 01:36:43.600 --> 01:36:45.660 you 01:37:13.600 --> 01:37:15.660 you 01:37:43.600 --> 01:37:45.660 you 01:38:13.600 --> 01:38:15.660 you 01:38:43.600 --> 01:38:45.600 You 01:39:13.600 --> 01:39:15.600 I'm the light 01:39:15.600 --> 01:39:17.600 I'm the light 01:39:17.600 --> 01:39:19.600 I'm the light 01:39:19.600 --> 01:39:21.600 I'm the light 01:39:21.600 --> 01:39:23.600 I'm the light 01:39:23.600 --> 01:39:25.600 I'm the light 01:39:25.600 --> 01:39:27.600 I'm the light 01:39:27.600 --> 01:39:29.600 It's alright 01:39:29.600 --> 01:39:31.600 I know it's not 01:39:31.600 --> 01:39:33.600 But you know I'm done 01:39:33.600 --> 01:39:35.600 Never been down without a fight 01:39:35.600 --> 01:39:37.600 I wanna let it 01:39:37.600 --> 01:39:39.600 It's alright 01:39:39.600 --> 01:39:41.600 I know it's not 01:39:41.600 --> 01:39:59.320 There's nothing worse than wasting a bee drop, bro. 01:39:59.320 --> 01:40:01.360 Nothing worse than wasting a bee drop. 01:40:01.360 --> 01:40:03.800 Fucking Christ, there's nothing worse than that. 01:40:03.800 --> 01:40:06.800 When the bee does drop you and you're not able to actually get it in the cage. 01:40:06.800 --> 01:40:08.800 Maybe the worst thing ever. 01:40:36.800 --> 01:40:41.800 I'm not the perfect thing that I wanna hold your hand 01:40:41.800 --> 01:40:46.800 I wanna run, I wanna fly, I wanna fly 01:40:46.800 --> 01:40:51.800 I wanna ride like the sun, before it goes down without a fight 01:40:51.800 --> 01:40:56.800 I wanna live, before I die 01:40:56.800 --> 01:41:02.800 I'm gonna stop the night until I slip into the water 01:41:02.800 --> 01:41:10.780 alright nice another game another fucking juicer we take those 444 LP what's 01:41:10.780 --> 01:41:15.860 the song name all these songs have been odium songs od I run this one was I 01:41:15.860 --> 01:41:22.020 want to live another one was like take me back to that summer so 01:41:22.020 --> 01:41:39.260 I'm just gonna ban kinship all day today, I'm just gonna run it up on hacker and perma. 01:41:39.260 --> 01:41:40.260 Fuck everything else. 01:41:40.260 --> 01:41:42.940 And uh, creamy there in the two months on my. 01:41:42.940 --> 01:41:43.940 Thank you bro. 01:41:43.940 --> 01:41:44.940 That's it, that's it. 01:41:44.940 --> 01:41:45.940 All it's gonna be bro. 01:41:45.940 --> 01:41:46.940 Literally all it's gonna be. 01:41:46.940 --> 01:41:55.940 11 wins away from challenger? 01:41:55.940 --> 01:41:58.940 No, we're not in 11 wins. 01:41:58.940 --> 01:42:00.940 Bro, on time you stopped. 01:42:00.940 --> 01:42:05.940 Like we're fucked up a monowins away, we're actually fucked up a monowins away. 01:42:05.940 --> 01:42:13.940 It's like challenger is right now. 01:42:13.940 --> 01:42:22.940 The round right now is about 870, right? 01:42:22.940 --> 01:42:24.940 So... 01:42:24.940 --> 01:42:26.940 Wait! 01:42:26.940 --> 01:42:28.940 Wait! 01:42:28.940 --> 01:42:30.940 870 minus 444. 01:42:30.940 --> 01:42:32.940 Wait! 01:42:32.940 --> 01:42:34.940 Wait, divide by 3? 01:42:34.940 --> 01:42:37.940 No, it's like 1314, 1413. 01:42:37.940 --> 01:42:41.940 Yeah, no, we're fucked up in MonoWinsway, but it's okay. 01:42:41.940 --> 01:42:44.140 Like we're gonna get there eventually don't worry about it 01:42:56.940 --> 01:42:58.940 All right 01:43:00.220 --> 01:43:03.100 It's a 680 LP yeah, so we're gonna need about 14 months 01:43:03.100 --> 01:43:06.300 Let's say and I love watching them 13 months. I'm like, thank you 01:43:06.420 --> 01:43:08.900 But now we're gonna need about a juicy amount of games to them 01:43:11.940 --> 01:43:28.640 I'm going to be playing in the park 70 BC thing on the 26th, I think it would be really 01:43:28.640 --> 01:43:29.640 fun. 01:43:29.640 --> 01:43:35.600 won't be because I have like something to do with the car mechanic that morning 01:43:42.200 --> 01:43:44.960 alright guys 01:43:48.480 --> 01:43:52.360 so enemy team has shabana melee illusion this looks like a good game from 01:43:52.360 --> 01:43:59.360 actually 01:44:00.180 --> 01:44:07.180 what character do you recommend I play get on first and keep playing first bro 01:44:08.680 --> 01:44:10.280 keep playing first bro 01:44:10.280 --> 01:44:17.280 that's all you have to do 01:44:17.280 --> 01:44:22.560 Are you on this fine day? I'm doing great bro. 01:44:22.560 --> 01:44:26.080 Now that we're three wins in a row, I'm doing great but we need to make it like 10 wins 01:44:26.080 --> 01:44:27.080 in a row. 01:44:27.080 --> 01:44:31.880 You're not playing elderwood? No, I'm gonna be honest. I feel like I needed a little break 01:44:31.880 --> 01:44:33.120 from elderwood to be honest. 01:44:33.120 --> 01:44:38.680 We know what skin I'd be down to play a little bit of games on arcade. To be honest, I'd 01:44:38.680 --> 01:44:41.720 be down for some arcade games. 01:44:41.720 --> 01:44:44.880 You please become a variety shirmar after challenger, yes. 01:44:44.880 --> 01:44:47.720 challenge we're going for golden r6 and then we're gonna do some other shots here 01:44:47.720 --> 01:44:50.920 it's gonna be a lot of fun no way 01:44:58.800 --> 01:45:03.160 alright guys we lowkey got to get it done now 01:45:03.160 --> 01:45:09.780 We low key need to get it done now 01:45:12.280 --> 01:45:14.280 Why don't you dual shim on YouTube 01:45:15.840 --> 01:45:20.920 Because in the past when I did I mean the YouTube options got like maybe like a hundred viewers or something 01:45:20.920 --> 01:45:28.260 So it's like meh and then it was also a fact too of like every single YouTube comment was there just this guy even read YouTube chat 01:45:33.160 --> 01:45:41.160 I mean dude the funniest thing ever listen if you guys want to laugh open up 01:45:41.160 --> 01:45:45.560 jing sees youtube youtube stream comments and say the funniest shit ever 01:45:45.560 --> 01:45:48.480 like look at this 01:45:48.480 --> 01:45:50.480 Oh 01:45:55.620 --> 01:45:57.620 Yo, you're a gold keeper 01:45:58.320 --> 01:46:01.340 WWW rigged and it's like yesterday 01:46:03.120 --> 01:46:11.920 He's gonna need to play stream. It was just like thousands of people spamming. No, no, no, it's actually 01:46:18.480 --> 01:46:30.720 It's so bad, it's because most youtube viewers have this perception automatically that no 01:46:30.720 --> 01:46:36.320 one's going to read their comments anyways, right? 01:46:36.320 --> 01:46:40.520 So because of that, it's like they just act crazy. 01:46:40.520 --> 01:46:42.600 And that's an addict sound for once I'm back. 01:46:42.600 --> 01:46:43.600 Thank you. 01:46:43.600 --> 01:46:51.960 It seems to be just a wild west, there's no mods at all. 01:46:51.960 --> 01:46:52.960 Yeah. 01:46:52.960 --> 01:47:02.160 Alright, let's go. 01:47:02.160 --> 01:47:06.140 i'm three coming towards bought this game because the uh... 01:47:06.140 --> 01:47:13.140 we have no also 01:47:16.400 --> 01:47:23.400 there's a boss i cleared and then we're good 01:47:23.400 --> 01:47:30.400 What are your thoughts on Shyvana? 01:47:30.400 --> 01:47:45.220 This is what Shyvana honestly is that it doesn't really feel like she's a champ that 01:47:45.220 --> 01:47:48.020 gets better the higher you go. 01:47:48.020 --> 01:47:51.900 Because she's a very limited champ because of how her ult functions, right? 01:47:51.900 --> 01:47:56.560 I didn't know what Ryche should do is they should just make her all like just a standard cooldown ability 01:47:56.560 --> 01:47:59.340 rather than this like rage build up mechanic 01:47:59.340 --> 01:48:03.340 because yeah the rage build up mechanic is unique but it's also like really bad 01:48:15.220 --> 01:48:17.220 it's like really really really bad 01:48:21.900 --> 01:48:28.900 all right 01:48:36.260 --> 01:48:43.260 should actually be in a decent spot now ok 01:48:43.260 --> 01:48:57.260 part of me is wondering, what if I won, like, I definitely have to go top crab, but is there 01:48:57.260 --> 01:48:59.260 a chance that she resets after full 30? 01:48:59.260 --> 01:49:01.260 Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' all! 01:49:01.260 --> 01:49:02.260 Best hacker in the world! 01:49:02.260 --> 01:49:03.260 I'd be fucking crazy if she didn't. 01:49:03.260 --> 01:49:04.260 She's trying to double-cum. 01:49:04.260 --> 01:49:06.260 She's trying to double-cut him 01:49:11.820 --> 01:49:13.820 And put them like I don't know smite 01:49:15.000 --> 01:49:17.000 There we go 01:49:21.360 --> 01:49:23.360 Yo, you guys know motherfuckin don't it? 01:49:25.840 --> 01:49:27.840 Alright, good 01:49:27.840 --> 01:49:34.840 I don't know, we're gonna just play for resetting and then after we're gonna meet in a very good spot. 01:49:34.840 --> 01:49:36.840 Is that gonna be my, uh, grease time? 01:49:38.840 --> 01:49:40.840 I'm still in Fender called. That kinda blows. 01:49:57.840 --> 01:49:59.840 Nice. 01:49:59.840 --> 01:50:04.840 Guys, is it just me? 01:50:04.840 --> 01:50:08.840 Or every time I read Milio's names, all I can read is Miho. 01:50:08.840 --> 01:50:12.840 It's like, I literally see Miho everywhere now. 01:50:12.840 --> 01:50:14.840 And I actually found the fun. 01:50:14.840 --> 01:50:16.840 Actually, I found the fun as well. 01:50:16.840 --> 01:50:22.840 Thank you guys. 01:50:22.840 --> 01:50:24.840 You can do that with Hecrami, yeah. 01:50:24.840 --> 01:50:28.660 Because where that hechromy is that a hechromy counters dashes, right? 01:50:28.660 --> 01:50:33.040 So if somebody boss cones, since boss cone is considered a dash, your e cancels are boss 01:50:33.040 --> 01:50:34.040 cone. 01:50:34.040 --> 01:50:41.040 I don't want to leave the dragon alone, because if I do that, I'm dead. 01:51:04.040 --> 01:51:11.040 and shavonar probably gets him 01:51:13.480 --> 01:51:17.080 i can remember this on there 01:51:17.080 --> 01:51:19.640 i just want to have to commit 01:51:19.640 --> 01:51:26.400 but this is a bad play, this overall is just really fucking bad play 01:51:26.400 --> 01:51:28.120 it's gonna pay off though 01:51:28.120 --> 01:51:33.120 but that doesn't mean there's a good play, it's a really fucking horrible play 01:51:33.120 --> 01:51:40.120 but i should have done this, i should have just like, spam pinged my ari to like, what this? well, i just go to my top side 01:51:50.680 --> 01:51:54.480 okay, so now we do a swirl reset and then i'll... 01:51:54.480 --> 01:51:59.160 probably look on top crab 01:51:59.160 --> 01:52:01.660 I thought I was going to be selling, but I could at least go for my top 7. 01:52:08.780 --> 01:52:10.280 Why do you start maning Hecarim? 01:52:10.460 --> 01:52:13.180 He was the only champ that I ever really performed consistently on. 01:52:14.040 --> 01:52:16.780 Cause I like played him for a few years and it was like always like okay. 01:52:17.080 --> 01:52:19.720 And then eventually over time at God's appointment I was like wait up. 01:52:19.920 --> 01:52:22.020 This is actually like the only champ I've ever played with. 01:52:22.460 --> 01:52:23.980 So now I just have fucking all ending it. 01:52:29.160 --> 01:52:33.640 yo you guys know motherfuckin total? best hackle in the world 01:52:33.640 --> 01:52:35.880 and uh some of them are in the 41 sub-line 01:52:35.880 --> 01:52:37.160 god bless 01:52:37.160 --> 01:52:39.960 much deserved you are one of fucking voted streamer 01:52:39.960 --> 01:52:40.760 thank you bro 01:52:44.200 --> 01:52:45.560 alright, see you in New York 01:52:59.160 --> 01:53:21.240 Okay so it's going to be Wolves into Rad and then after Rad we're going to look on Grubs 01:53:21.240 --> 01:53:22.240 here. 01:53:22.240 --> 01:53:36.000 I kind of like the idea of invading this. 01:53:36.000 --> 01:53:50.400 Oh yeah, with the faulty rotation for sure. 01:53:50.400 --> 01:53:56.400 Can we secure this entire, uh, bot side if possible? 01:53:56.400 --> 01:54:00.400 Now the real question is, uh, wanna go, uh, Krugs? 01:54:00.400 --> 01:54:01.400 No. 01:54:01.400 --> 01:54:06.400 Cause if I go Krugs, then we can to actually, no, no, no, if I go Krugs, then we can contest 01:54:06.400 --> 01:54:10.400 the, uh, the Grubs here. 01:54:10.400 --> 01:54:17.400 But if I go Grubs here, then she doesn't have balls. 01:54:17.400 --> 01:54:24.400 Now, R is not a risk, she has no ult, but Malfight would be. 01:54:47.400 --> 01:54:54.600 No, I don't mind if I fight this. 01:54:54.600 --> 01:54:59.680 Oh, we said I'll go crab out of base and then we'll talk to Bot Folklero. 01:54:59.680 --> 01:55:02.320 Is Casper up there? 01:55:02.320 --> 01:55:04.320 Like, low Q to Tar. 01:55:04.320 --> 01:55:09.800 I mean, sure, I respect the attack. 01:55:09.800 --> 01:55:14.200 But yeah, our gang playing is a KVK and we can't fight that ever. 01:55:14.200 --> 01:55:16.200 XD, can it next? 01:55:16.200 --> 01:55:18.200 luck 01:55:30.480 --> 01:55:35.480 Like this guy seriously get solo killed and then he does this and then that's his attitude instantly 01:55:35.680 --> 01:55:40.080 So we killed it it's like a play fuck up because he didn't realize that not fit at all or something 01:55:40.080 --> 01:55:44.760 I don't like his response is like all right guys that's surrender like okay out surrender bro 01:55:44.760 --> 01:55:51.540 We have a dragon, we have a hard running bot lane, we have a top lane that's like 30 CS 01:55:51.540 --> 01:55:55.540 up, we have a surrender because you're mad that you fucked up. 01:55:55.540 --> 01:55:58.040 Sure bro, yeah that's the part. 01:55:58.040 --> 01:56:01.440 And it's starting to like fuck up in a way where it's like he's been getting 3-maned 01:56:01.440 --> 01:56:04.020 all day by the enemy support in jungle right? 01:56:04.020 --> 01:56:06.980 Like it's a fucked up in a way where it's like well you fucked up you know? 01:56:06.980 --> 01:56:07.980 So can I just mark? 01:56:07.980 --> 01:56:12.980 So it's like what the fuck do you want, kids? 01:56:12.980 --> 01:56:17.980 I know what you mean, bro. 01:56:17.980 --> 01:56:25.980 Okay, I really want us to be looking at the ball set here. 01:56:25.980 --> 01:56:31.980 Eh, maybe not ball set, maybe we'll look on this. 01:56:31.980 --> 01:56:33.980 to be 01:56:47.740 --> 01:56:52.540 Oh, that's mouth, but I thought that was already just enough to clear camp your head 01:57:31.980 --> 01:57:35.980 Do you like endless hunger with those boots? 01:57:35.980 --> 01:57:36.980 Ahhhh. 01:57:36.980 --> 01:57:41.900 You know what the problem with it is, Garispline, let me explain it to you. 01:57:41.900 --> 01:57:43.860 This is the endless hunger problem. 01:57:43.860 --> 01:57:46.780 I think the item is so fucking good, genuinely. 01:57:46.780 --> 01:57:49.220 I think endless hunger is a really great item. 01:57:49.220 --> 01:57:52.220 But the issue is that endless hunger doesn't give you any damage. 01:57:52.220 --> 01:57:58.100 So in games where you opt to go endless hunger instead of another item early, you genuinely 01:57:58.100 --> 01:58:02.100 feel the lack of damage that you're giving up on, you feel it, right? 01:58:02.740 --> 01:58:08.140 So that's why it's like, I think endless can only ever function as like a 01:58:08.740 --> 01:58:11.700 third or a fourth item because like let's say nowadays 01:58:11.700 --> 01:58:14.920 I'm doing like Psycho Sword every game into Shoujin, right? 01:58:15.300 --> 01:58:22.380 If the enemy team has a fuck ton of hard CC, right? Then yeah, I'll go on this hunger third, right? 01:58:22.460 --> 01:58:26.740 But if they don't then I'll have to go Cerildas or Cleaver then endless. 01:58:26.740 --> 01:58:33.060 So it's like unless it's good, but only really I was like a fourth item because the problem is that it doesn't really give you that much damage 01:58:33.060 --> 01:58:38.160 And yeah, it gives like a lot of haste, but like you you feel that you feel the lack like you definitely feel the lock 01:58:47.700 --> 01:58:51.260 I really just want to play on the rest of my balls I turn then I first you can look on maybe a 01:58:56.740 --> 01:59:06.740 Nice dude, one-and-five-calciopia, chain-insane. 01:59:06.740 --> 01:59:22.740 There's no way she would ever start on her crugs. 01:59:22.740 --> 01:59:23.240 What? 01:59:33.940 --> 01:59:38.940 Oh, and now the beautiful thing about this game is that our top laner is getting so killed by Malfight. 01:59:38.940 --> 01:59:39.440 Okay. 01:59:42.640 --> 01:59:44.240 I could actually kill this, it's huge. 01:59:45.540 --> 01:59:46.940 I'm ghosting, I don't care. 01:59:48.440 --> 01:59:49.140 It's worth it. 01:59:52.740 --> 02:00:08.740 I need all the resources in the world if I'm going to carry these fucking cocksucker soloins. 02:00:22.740 --> 02:00:42.220 No, I can actually slow-carry this game, okay? 02:00:42.220 --> 02:00:43.220 All the rea- 02:00:43.220 --> 02:00:44.220 I wouldn't need it that! 02:00:44.220 --> 02:00:51.220 I wouldn't need it that! 02:01:14.220 --> 02:01:16.220 You 02:01:44.220 --> 02:01:50.220 And the earth is warm and fair 02:01:51.220 --> 02:01:56.220 All that will become 02:01:57.220 --> 02:02:02.220 Rise and fall in each other 02:02:03.220 --> 02:02:08.220 To witness everyone 02:02:08.220 --> 02:02:15.220 and 02:02:30.220 --> 02:02:33.220 the 02:02:33.220 --> 02:02:33.720 Fuck! 02:02:40.900 --> 02:02:42.900 I think it's gonna give over Syrubus here. 02:02:49.420 --> 02:02:50.420 Steal the Baron! 02:02:50.720 --> 02:02:51.720 Steal the Dragon! 02:02:51.720 --> 02:02:53.020 Please, God, steal the Dragon! 02:02:53.720 --> 02:02:55.220 Please, God, steal the fucking Dragon! 02:02:55.820 --> 02:02:58.220 Please, put a love of God, steal this fucking Dragon! 02:03:01.220 --> 02:03:02.220 Thank you! 02:04:03.220 --> 02:04:24.700 We can always end a game and say guys, we won 1-9 losses yesterday, I refuse to fucking lose. 02:04:24.700 --> 02:04:32.100 Even if it takes 3 dragnees, disgusting fucking freaks by their hair as they scream and cry 02:04:32.100 --> 02:04:39.100 feeling their top their scalp get fucking torn up hard I don't give a fuck 02:04:46.340 --> 02:04:53.340 small dust like that one no objective syrup it's okay 02:04:54.340 --> 02:05:01.340 this isn't a song I want them 02:05:02.100 --> 02:05:04.100 I 02:05:32.100 --> 02:05:35.740 I'm gonna shoot you soon in the catacombs 02:05:35.740 --> 02:05:37.740 A paradise 02:05:37.740 --> 02:05:39.740 What? 02:05:39.740 --> 02:05:43.240 He's in love with you 02:05:43.240 --> 02:05:46.240 He's still in the mud a block 02:05:46.240 --> 02:05:51.240 He's in love with you 02:05:51.240 --> 02:05:55.240 Together I'm from God 02:07:02.100 --> 02:07:06.100 In the sky 02:07:06.100 --> 02:07:09.100 Then you can see your empty heart 02:07:09.100 --> 02:07:13.100 Lung in openings, girl I've scorned all over 02:07:13.100 --> 02:07:15.100 She's innocent in the catacombs 02:07:15.100 --> 02:07:18.100 I'm having so much fun 02:07:19.100 --> 02:07:24.100 He's in love with the fact you're in love with 02:07:25.100 --> 02:07:31.100 He's in love with the girl that I'm forgot 02:07:32.100 --> 02:07:39.100 She just shuts her ears, she's falling too far, sanded her skulls 02:07:39.100 --> 02:07:48.100 One minute after tears, she fell like a fire, and got through the toughest hour 02:09:18.100 --> 02:09:19.700 things around 02:09:19.700 --> 02:09:22.500 we're not gonna settle down 02:09:22.500 --> 02:09:24.500 or never worry 02:09:25.780 --> 02:09:27.780 cause the battle's a lie 02:09:28.980 --> 02:09:31.780 when the two of us go around 02:09:31.780 --> 02:09:33.780 thinkin' the time 02:09:34.580 --> 02:09:37.220 that you let me down 02:09:37.220 --> 02:09:39.220 burstin' the line 02:09:40.100 --> 02:09:42.900 but I need you now 02:09:42.900 --> 02:09:44.100 so get high 02:09:44.100 --> 02:09:45.700 I must not die 02:09:45.700 --> 02:09:48.400 Just to fall back down 02:09:48.400 --> 02:09:52.000 I want your arms around me 02:09:52.000 --> 02:09:54.800 I want your body 02:09:54.800 --> 02:09:57.600 I want you to party 02:09:57.600 --> 02:10:00.300 But I should go better, better 02:10:00.300 --> 02:10:03.300 Just want a new home 02:10:03.300 --> 02:10:05.400 Let's get it done 02:10:05.400 --> 02:10:07.300 I'm ready to go 02:10:07.300 --> 02:10:08.600 To be with you 02:10:08.600 --> 02:10:11.300 But I should go better, better 02:10:15.700 --> 02:10:17.700 I'm gonna take this 02:10:19.700 --> 02:10:21.700 Now shoot, run faster 02:10:27.700 --> 02:10:29.700 I'm gonna shoot 02:10:33.700 --> 02:10:35.700 I'm gonna take this 02:10:37.700 --> 02:10:39.700 Now shoot 02:10:41.700 --> 02:10:43.700 Now shoot, run faster 02:11:15.700 --> 02:11:20.700 Right life, they like to change 02:11:20.700 --> 02:11:23.700 They keep in the darkness 02:11:23.700 --> 02:11:26.700 You take me away 02:11:28.700 --> 02:11:31.700 Don't feel any comfort 02:11:31.700 --> 02:11:34.700 I feel a bit weak 02:11:34.700 --> 02:11:37.700 You won't make me fall 02:11:37.700 --> 02:11:40.700 Cause I'm out of my mind 02:11:40.700 --> 02:11:43.700 With you 02:11:43.700 --> 02:11:45.700 Seeking the sign 02:11:46.700 --> 02:11:48.700 That you'll let me down 02:11:48.700 --> 02:11:50.700 It's frozen alive 02:11:51.700 --> 02:11:54.700 But I need your help 02:11:54.700 --> 02:11:56.700 So get high 02:11:56.700 --> 02:11:57.700 I'm not so fine 02:11:57.700 --> 02:11:59.700 Just a bone 02:11:59.700 --> 02:12:01.700 That I'm alive 02:12:01.700 --> 02:12:04.700 Your arms come from me 02:12:04.700 --> 02:12:06.700 I was your body 02:12:06.700 --> 02:12:09.700 I was your super body 02:12:09.700 --> 02:12:11.700 But I should know better 02:13:41.700 --> 02:13:46.700 I'm not afraid of the outside world 02:13:46.700 --> 02:13:52.700 Can't tell me that things won't change 02:13:52.700 --> 02:13:58.700 All I can feel, all I can feel 02:13:58.700 --> 02:14:05.700 All it's only you, only you, only you 02:14:05.700 --> 02:14:09.100 I want you, I'm the best 02:14:09.100 --> 02:14:12.300 You're going to tell me what it is 02:14:12.300 --> 02:14:15.340 But the shit I, I was the best 02:14:15.340 --> 02:14:16.500 I'm the best 02:14:16.500 --> 02:14:18.500 I'm the best 02:14:18.500 --> 02:14:20.500 I'm the best 02:14:20.500 --> 02:14:22.500 I'm the best 02:14:22.500 --> 02:14:24.500 I'm the best 02:14:24.500 --> 02:14:26.500 I'm the best 02:14:26.500 --> 02:14:28.500 I'm the best 02:14:28.500 --> 02:14:30.500 I'm the best 02:16:35.700 --> 02:16:45.700 What a fucking game! 02:16:45.700 --> 02:16:48.700 Whoooo! 02:16:48.700 --> 02:16:52.700 Holy fuck! 02:16:52.700 --> 02:16:59.700 Oh my god. 02:16:59.700 --> 02:17:01.700 I saw you guys typing jinx earlier. 02:17:01.700 --> 02:17:03.700 Is he ready for some league? 02:17:03.700 --> 02:17:07.200 i'm in a good fucking mood for win straight holy fuck 02:17:07.200 --> 02:17:10.700 wow what a game bro 02:17:10.700 --> 02:17:16.700 decent yeah that was a fucking decent showing bro 02:17:16.700 --> 02:17:19.700 that was a decent showing if we've ever seen one 02:17:19.700 --> 02:17:24.700 jingsy wants to play now alright let's fucking do it then bro 02:17:24.700 --> 02:17:28.700 i'm feeling fucking ready dude holy shit 02:17:28.700 --> 02:17:32.700 we are fucking rocked today bro 02:17:32.700 --> 02:17:36.080 not feel so good 02:17:36.080 --> 02:17:39.380 it's a yes it was a good coaching session with jamesy 02:17:39.380 --> 02:17:43.440 we were start off being like zero wins for losses today look at the day we've 02:17:43.440 --> 02:17:45.340 had so far 02:17:45.340 --> 02:17:47.120 all my card every game 02:17:47.120 --> 02:17:50.040 and and and and and and 02:17:50.040 --> 02:17:54.520 the destruction best hacker in the world 02:17:54.520 --> 02:17:56.940 his power went out though 02:17:56.940 --> 02:17:57.940 uh... 02:17:57.940 --> 02:17:59.220 we'll call 02:17:59.220 --> 02:18:02.980 Yo you guys know motherfuckin donald best hacker in the world 02:18:02.980 --> 02:18:04.340 Oh he's back, he's back, he's back 02:18:09.220 --> 02:18:12.980 Yo you guys know motherfuckin donald best hacker in the world 02:18:12.980 --> 02:18:20.020 And uh, Fnopsy, Hallow, Chirbon, Femcel, Gavin, Donk, and Kellen there and so welcome 02:18:20.020 --> 02:18:21.220 Thank you guys 02:18:21.220 --> 02:18:26.100 Wait, is Donk that Wade? Hold on, Donk, are you the Donk I'm thinking of? 02:18:26.100 --> 02:18:28.100 I 02:18:28.780 --> 02:18:32.980 Got it. I would love to call him a call all right. It's called 02:18:41.060 --> 02:18:43.060 What 02:18:49.140 --> 02:18:54.660 It's bronze bronze Jinxie reporting for duty. No, no, no listen listen. No, no Jinxie Jinxie 02:18:54.660 --> 02:18:59.140 You're not fucking bronze Jinxie, bro. You're the fucking bronze brutalizer 02:19:01.700 --> 02:19:09.620 Literally exactly yo yo dot test dot test last night I played League of Legends at 2 40 in the morning and 02:19:09.940 --> 02:19:16.260 Drop 17 kills of Master of Yield dude. Okay, genuine question. How fucking addicted are you? 02:19:18.380 --> 02:19:24.140 It's the most addicted I've ever been to a game since I found rainbow six each 10 years ago 02:19:24.660 --> 02:19:25.860 Really? 02:19:25.860 --> 02:19:27.360 Yes, it's bad. 02:19:27.360 --> 02:19:33.620 Cuz dude, I was gonna say like normally I see you do like maybe one game off-stream like here there whatever it is 02:19:33.620 --> 02:19:39.300 You know, but it's like yesterday. You literally played three in a row at 2 a.m. Bro. I 02:19:41.140 --> 02:19:43.580 Just bonded my bishop and I hope he doesn't see it. No 02:19:45.340 --> 02:19:52.180 Oh my god, I'm no idea number of pond covers. Yes. Oh my god. That's why pond structures are important downcast 02:19:52.180 --> 02:19:53.180 Yeah, what's up? 02:19:53.180 --> 02:19:55.180 I'm about to get 500 less, man. 02:19:55.180 --> 02:19:56.180 Do you want to help? 02:19:56.180 --> 02:19:57.180 Are you good? 02:19:57.180 --> 02:19:58.180 Oh, wait. 02:19:58.180 --> 02:19:59.180 You want chess coaching? 02:19:59.180 --> 02:20:00.180 Yeah. 02:20:00.180 --> 02:20:01.180 Can I screen check? 02:20:01.180 --> 02:20:02.180 Wait. 02:20:02.180 --> 02:20:05.180 Well, I don't know about coaching, but yes, here. 02:20:05.180 --> 02:20:06.180 Can you see? 02:20:06.180 --> 02:20:07.180 Okay, listen. 02:20:07.180 --> 02:20:10.180 Do everything that I tell you to do on your 500 euro by the end of this game. 02:20:10.180 --> 02:20:11.180 Okay. 02:20:11.180 --> 02:20:16.500 So now what you're going to do is I want you to bring, kill his, okay. 02:20:16.500 --> 02:20:21.180 So then you're going to kill his horse with your queen. 02:20:21.580 --> 02:20:26.420 Yep, I agree and if he moves his night then you trade Queens 02:20:28.500 --> 02:20:31.220 No, but that's bad because then the rook gets under the empty file 02:20:32.340 --> 02:20:37.420 Can't kill the horse. It's good trade because you can kill the horse and the queen. It's good trade. I 02:20:38.060 --> 02:20:42.380 Get material. Yeah, I win material. I think it's won the game off of that. I'm not even kidding 02:20:42.580 --> 02:20:47.660 You did though this look at George, bro. Look at George. Look at his face in that profile picture 02:20:47.660 --> 02:20:53.420 You're fucking this kid up dude like there's no tomorrow. You're fucking beating the fucking bricks off of him. Do you understand? 02:20:53.420 --> 02:20:55.340 He's like 10, bro. 02:20:55.340 --> 02:21:01.060 Well listen, hey, ain't no age too early for an ass whooping by the J-man. Does that make sense? 02:21:01.100 --> 02:21:06.100 Yes, yes, okay, bro. Also, here's the thing. If he does pond takes... 02:21:07.660 --> 02:21:11.660 No, I lose with... No, I actually don't win material, you stupid fucking... 02:21:11.660 --> 02:21:13.660 No, kill his queen! Yes! 02:21:13.660 --> 02:21:17.260 Bro, but I don't win material because look he has pond takes night 02:21:17.920 --> 02:21:23.900 Bro, let me play the game. I got this. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got this. Okay. All right. All right. I believe in you 02:21:24.940 --> 02:21:29.300 Okay, so here's what I'm gonna do broken 3.95. Don't just watch this. Okay, okay? 02:21:29.300 --> 02:21:31.980 Okay, we're gonna create a battery. Okay, you know what a battery is 02:21:33.180 --> 02:21:36.340 Yeah, it's what you put in like remote control to make it work 02:21:37.380 --> 02:21:39.380 Yes, but do you know what like a a 02:21:39.380 --> 02:21:44.920 A strategic a battery is yeah, it's when you beat this shit out of somebody around you and then you get charged with it 02:21:47.960 --> 02:21:54.460 Yes, but a battery in chess is two rooks behind each other, okay, okay, what's good at this guy's is just feeding me pawns 02:21:54.460 --> 02:21:56.460 This guy fucking stupid 02:21:56.860 --> 02:22:00.920 Wait, are you win trading in chess? I'm not mood of our chill 02:22:01.900 --> 02:22:03.900 He has 02:22:05.420 --> 02:22:07.420 All right 02:22:07.420 --> 02:22:13.980 what we're gonna do. Step one, create a battery. Step two, get the rook into the second rank. 02:22:13.980 --> 02:22:17.480 Step three, eat all of his ponds. Step four, do a pawn storm and convert one of our pawns 02:22:17.480 --> 02:22:19.480 into a queen. Step five, win the game. 02:22:19.480 --> 02:22:20.980 But I'm gonna be honest. 02:22:20.980 --> 02:22:23.580 Step seven, get a 5 out of the blue. 02:22:23.580 --> 02:22:26.620 So Jynxie, the problem with this right now is you're doing too much thinking, bro. Just 02:22:26.620 --> 02:22:28.100 play the game, bro. 02:22:28.100 --> 02:22:34.700 Got this? It's chess, bro. You have to think. That's the whole fucking point of- 02:22:34.700 --> 02:22:35.700 Dude, Jynxie. 02:22:35.700 --> 02:22:36.700 You have to think. 02:22:36.700 --> 02:22:39.580 playing against a 10 year old named George The Fish, 02:22:39.580 --> 02:22:41.020 that's from Canada, bro. 02:22:41.020 --> 02:22:41.860 You don't have to think, 02:22:41.860 --> 02:22:44.260 just fucking eat his characters and win the game. 02:22:44.260 --> 02:22:45.100 It's that easy. 02:22:45.100 --> 02:22:46.620 He has his rook in the second rank. 02:22:46.620 --> 02:22:48.260 This kid knows his stuff. 02:22:48.260 --> 02:22:49.700 His rook's in the second rank, bro. 02:22:49.700 --> 02:22:51.340 This kid knows what he's doing, man. 02:22:52.620 --> 02:22:54.260 Wait, are you guys just gonna trade 02:22:54.260 --> 02:22:56.180 entire back lines now? 02:22:56.180 --> 02:22:57.500 We can't because I'm up one palm. 02:22:57.500 --> 02:22:59.300 So he, oh, this guy's literally brain dead. 02:22:59.300 --> 02:23:00.700 That was the best thing he could've did for me 02:23:00.700 --> 02:23:01.940 was trade material. 02:23:01.940 --> 02:23:03.820 That was the best thing he could've did. 02:23:03.820 --> 02:23:04.980 Because now, 02:23:06.700 --> 02:23:12.480 I'm gonna start my pond storm. Wait, tell him open up the chat room and say George is your fucking brain, dad 02:23:14.780 --> 02:23:18.660 Yeah, but Jinxy Jinxy think of it this way if he gets bullied at school now 02:23:18.660 --> 02:23:22.180 There's nothing that the bullies could tell him that's more hurtful than what you told him 02:23:22.180 --> 02:23:25.920 So it's like you're preparing him for real life. He's gonna be thankful for it 02:23:25.920 --> 02:23:33.600 Bro, I'm not bulking a kid, Dantez, god damn it! 02:23:33.600 --> 02:23:34.600 GenC! 02:23:34.600 --> 02:23:37.040 I have pawn push, rook check, or no. 02:23:37.040 --> 02:23:42.200 I have pawn push, pawn push, trade, convert to queen, and then rook second rank maybe, 02:23:42.200 --> 02:23:43.200 or something. 02:23:43.200 --> 02:23:44.200 I don't know. 02:23:44.200 --> 02:23:45.200 I'm former Rila. 02:23:45.200 --> 02:23:46.200 I don't know. 02:23:46.200 --> 02:23:47.360 We're just going to see what happens. 02:23:47.360 --> 02:23:53.600 I think I win this, Dantez, because look, he has takes, I have take back. 02:23:53.600 --> 02:23:55.680 Wait, just, just, he does pawn. 02:23:55.680 --> 02:23:59.860 Yo, me hoe, I know, I have to work at it. 02:23:59.860 --> 02:24:01.820 I can't just fucking tell the work to the pawn. 02:24:01.820 --> 02:24:05.280 Yes you can, you can eat it right now, look! 02:24:05.280 --> 02:24:11.800 Okay, now we take, he has king takes, but then I have this. 02:24:11.800 --> 02:24:15.480 He has check or you can eat the pawn. 02:24:15.480 --> 02:24:19.040 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 02:24:19.040 --> 02:24:23.160 If I trade, wait, hold on, I don't think I can trade. 02:24:23.160 --> 02:24:28.660 I think I'm better than this guy where I don't have to trade him. 02:24:28.660 --> 02:24:31.220 He wants to trade, but I don't think I win a trade. 02:24:31.220 --> 02:24:34.020 I need to eat poms. 02:24:34.020 --> 02:24:36.020 Okay, he has... 02:24:36.020 --> 02:24:38.060 Alright, we eat. 02:24:38.060 --> 02:24:40.060 This is going to be our queen right here. 02:24:40.060 --> 02:24:41.060 Contest. 02:24:41.060 --> 02:24:47.540 Okay, Genesee, can I give you a strategical tip here? 02:24:47.540 --> 02:24:51.340 So do you remember the shotgun method I taught you in League? 02:24:51.340 --> 02:24:52.340 Yes. 02:24:52.340 --> 02:24:57.940 So you can do something similar here where you can just guess what province in Canada 02:24:57.940 --> 02:25:01.740 he's from and then just make up a story to make him AFK. 02:25:01.740 --> 02:25:04.580 Say wait George are you from British Columbia? 02:25:04.580 --> 02:25:09.660 I think I heard a woman screaming while she was getting beaten up by four people and she 02:25:09.660 --> 02:25:14.580 was calling for her son to help and then he's gonna AFK if he's actually from BC and you 02:25:14.580 --> 02:25:15.580 get a free win. 02:25:15.580 --> 02:25:19.140 You think that would work? 02:25:19.140 --> 02:25:20.920 I mean you might as well try bro. 02:25:20.920 --> 02:25:21.920 Open up the chat room. 02:25:21.920 --> 02:25:26.720 This works like I'm not yo, bro. I'm not harassing the ten year old 02:25:27.280 --> 02:25:31.560 Okay, look, I'm up one pond. Let me lock in here. Okay. I have check hold on hold on 02:25:31.560 --> 02:25:36.240 I have when you got a rook involved. Here's the thing the thing about end games or not rook 02:25:36.240 --> 02:25:39.440 Sorry, I think about end games. You have to get your king involved, bro. That's the thing 02:25:39.440 --> 02:25:44.140 That's the thing about end games. He might panic and and meet think he has to remove his bro 02:25:44.140 --> 02:25:46.140 We okay 02:25:46.640 --> 02:25:47.840 Okay 02:25:47.840 --> 02:25:49.840 So our next place 02:25:49.840 --> 02:25:52.240 Yeah, no, just no wait, why didn't you bring it up to? 02:25:54.640 --> 02:26:00.200 Oh my god, you're right wait, I'm actually a toddler. Okay. Look all I have to do is this man. Let's keep it simple 02:26:00.720 --> 02:26:04.320 Can't do anything to me. Just bring your pun up. Just bring your pun up. You got a free queen 02:26:05.080 --> 02:26:07.600 Because look take take. Yeah. Yeah, we got this 02:26:09.280 --> 02:26:11.120 Okay, so now I have 02:26:11.120 --> 02:26:12.320 take 02:26:12.320 --> 02:26:17.280 Wait, yeah, I've take check. He's in check. He has take 02:26:17.840 --> 02:26:21.440 Have no just moved your king 02:26:24.640 --> 02:26:26.640 He has check again 02:26:28.640 --> 02:26:34.840 He can't check mate me this game the only way I lose this game is if I let this pond I wait the fuck yet 02:26:34.840 --> 02:26:38.480 Wait, Jin see why did you move your king and sub moving your pond? 02:26:39.160 --> 02:26:41.840 Cuz I was in check you fucking no you 02:26:41.840 --> 02:26:43.840 You're blinds, fuck! 02:26:44.840 --> 02:26:45.840 Wait, for realsies? 02:26:45.840 --> 02:26:47.840 Yeah, you wanna check! 02:26:47.840 --> 02:26:51.840 Okay, he has two legal moves. You can do that, oh, okay, you can do that also, I'm not in check. 02:26:52.840 --> 02:26:55.840 All we have to do is make sure this pawn doesn't die. Do you understand, Bautas? 02:26:55.840 --> 02:26:58.840 It's that simple. We have to make sure this pawn doesn't die and we win the game. 02:26:58.840 --> 02:27:01.840 If this pawn dies, the game dies with it, okay? 02:27:01.840 --> 02:27:04.840 He can't check me with a rook and a king. I don't even think that's humanly possible. 02:27:04.840 --> 02:27:06.840 Maybe, it actually probably is. 02:27:06.840 --> 02:27:08.840 Yeah, but only if you're cornered. 02:27:08.840 --> 02:27:10.840 Yeah, I'm getting cornered right now. 02:27:11.380 --> 02:27:13.480 No, no, you're not I think I'm gonna get checked 02:27:14.200 --> 02:27:15.560 No, you're fine 02:27:15.560 --> 02:27:21.880 If he does this I could do like that. No because if he Jamesy if he does that you you're not in check, bro 02:27:21.880 --> 02:27:23.880 It's a night's not a queen 02:27:25.560 --> 02:27:27.560 Go to the middle of the map 02:27:28.000 --> 02:27:30.260 Me how it's a board and I'm in check 02:27:31.360 --> 02:27:36.640 Okay, I've run to the okay. I should run to the middle right not the corner. Yeah, no don't corner yourself, bro 02:27:40.840 --> 02:27:44.840 Okay, Jen see just give me the log and I'll play for you 02:27:47.400 --> 02:27:53.640 He's fumbling he gave up on checkmate. He was fumbling don't ask can't move up on checkmate. He's panicking 02:27:54.280 --> 02:27:59.280 He might play for the trade like an absolute cringe. Wait. No, no, no, no, no 02:27:59.520 --> 02:28:07.520 Oh, wait, I relax relax because look I have I have vision here. Oh shit. It's where you're actually a fucking genius go up 02:28:07.520 --> 02:28:15.080 Okay, my next move is this, and then this, and then that's game, but actually, I don't 02:28:15.080 --> 02:28:16.080 know. 02:28:16.080 --> 02:28:19.080 Hold on, let me think. 02:28:19.080 --> 02:28:29.240 Okay, this actually turned into the most cinema game of chess ever. 02:28:29.240 --> 02:28:36.040 The thing is, no matter what, I'm going to have to checkmate him with a king and a rook, 02:28:36.040 --> 02:28:40.040 the thing you stop tests this queen it's only gonna live for one second because 02:28:40.040 --> 02:28:44.020 he's gonna have to suicide his rook into the queen and then we but here's the 02:28:44.020 --> 02:28:47.320 other thing no jingsy good enough to checkmate with a rook and a king 02:28:47.320 --> 02:28:54.400 jingsy jingsy I have a better idea are you listening just perma put him in 02:28:54.400 --> 02:28:58.720 check because if you get a queen right now then you can't even trade his his 02:28:58.720 --> 02:29:05.600 oh okay so here's what it comes down to you am I Nicholas Stewart good enough to 02:29:05.600 --> 02:29:06.840 checkmate with a rook and a king. 02:29:06.840 --> 02:29:09.680 Let me talk, let me talk to this with a rook and a queen. 02:29:09.680 --> 02:29:12.800 Okay, listen, listen, Jynxie, you never listen to me. 02:29:12.800 --> 02:29:15.320 Just let him run down the timer four minutes. 02:29:15.320 --> 02:29:17.520 Just insta-do one second moves. 02:29:17.520 --> 02:29:20.720 Run him down the timer all four minutes 02:29:20.720 --> 02:29:22.200 and you just win by default. 02:29:23.560 --> 02:29:24.480 Yes, you're right. 02:29:24.480 --> 02:29:25.640 I'm up a minute though, 02:29:25.640 --> 02:29:26.840 wait he sent me a message in chat, 02:29:26.840 --> 02:29:30.080 let's see what he said, except he's crying. 02:29:30.080 --> 02:29:32.480 Okay, I don't give a fuck if you're crying kid. 02:29:32.480 --> 02:29:33.320 Sorry. 02:29:34.360 --> 02:29:35.200 Rook check. 02:29:35.600 --> 02:29:42.160 We respond with respond with the laughing emoji. Let him know that life isn't all sun shines and rainbows 02:29:42.160 --> 02:29:44.160 You need to be his rocky 02:29:46.520 --> 02:29:49.300 Like laughing crying on the top one. Yep, right there 02:29:55.400 --> 02:30:02.840 Okay, listen bro the only way I fuck this up is if I blunder my ropes you understand coach. Yep. Well, you know my coach in this shit 02:30:05.600 --> 02:30:30.520 not time sir life is not next time so what I have to do pretty under oh you're 02:30:30.520 --> 02:30:37.520 I'm making fun of my grandma, back George, watch this, check me out, here's the thing. 02:30:37.520 --> 02:30:42.520 You're getting blamed by a 10 year old. 02:30:42.520 --> 02:30:47.520 Alright, here's the thing that Levy taught me. 02:30:47.520 --> 02:30:51.520 What you have to do is you have to slowly box somebody off, okay? 02:30:51.520 --> 02:30:53.520 Now, I know how to do this with a king and a queen. 02:30:53.520 --> 02:30:55.520 I've never done it with a king and a royal, but it's the same thing. 02:30:55.520 --> 02:30:57.520 So we're creating a wall here, right? 02:30:57.520 --> 02:31:02.360 point of this wall is so this king can never go this way he has to go here here 02:31:02.360 --> 02:31:06.960 here and we're slowly just gonna keep pushing our king and our book talking 02:31:06.960 --> 02:31:16.760 to little boys on this gets based wait okay no ask him if he's ever heard of 02:31:16.760 --> 02:31:23.640 Aiden Ross and then challenge him to a brand risk boxing fight I'm not gonna 02:31:23.640 --> 02:31:28.640 fucking do that look we're creating the wall we're slowly squeezing it see this 02:31:28.640 --> 02:31:41.400 just ff I'm too good to stalemate I don't stalemate anymore George just 02:31:41.400 --> 02:31:48.000 fucking ff I know he's sitting there hoping I stalemate you're definitely a 02:31:48.000 --> 02:31:50.000 a fat chud man 02:31:50.000 --> 02:31:52.000 what's this kid's fucking deal 02:32:00.000 --> 02:32:02.000 seriously what's happening 02:32:02.000 --> 02:32:04.000 this kid is ten 02:32:04.000 --> 02:32:06.000 why is this kid so toxic 02:32:12.000 --> 02:32:14.000 tell him that his mom is getting 02:32:14.000 --> 02:32:16.000 plowed by five different men 02:32:16.000 --> 02:32:17.300 As we speak. 02:32:17.300 --> 02:32:19.460 Yo, I'm not going to do that. 02:32:19.460 --> 02:32:19.960 Hold up. 02:32:25.240 --> 02:32:28.700 Wait, can you box him in if you just brought in your knight 02:32:28.700 --> 02:32:29.960 a bit closer? 02:32:29.960 --> 02:32:30.640 It's a rock! 02:32:33.640 --> 02:32:36.400 OK, bring it all the way in, all the way in on the green square. 02:32:36.400 --> 02:32:38.320 No, no. 02:32:38.320 --> 02:32:42.960 Yo, hey, bro, stop backseat-chessing me, check. 02:32:42.960 --> 02:32:43.960 OK. 02:32:43.960 --> 02:32:45.440 Can you go here? 02:32:45.440 --> 02:32:46.400 Fuck you, kid. 02:32:50.080 --> 02:32:52.080 I'm gonna stalemate this summertime, Jesus. Fuck up. 02:32:54.400 --> 02:32:55.360 We have a wall here. 02:32:58.560 --> 02:32:59.060 Jingsy. 02:33:02.640 --> 02:33:06.640 Okay, now- Yo, hey, hey, hey, hey, what? 02:33:06.640 --> 02:33:08.960 Okay, just bring that to the green. 02:33:08.960 --> 02:33:11.520 If you bring it to the green, then he physically can't move. 02:33:11.520 --> 02:33:19.740 And then you need to move your knight or your king closer to him so you can corner him. 02:33:19.740 --> 02:33:24.800 You can't move your king close to a king, that's not how it works. 02:33:24.800 --> 02:33:32.360 Let me focus, fuck! 02:33:32.360 --> 02:33:52.840 I don't know what I'm doing wrong, I don't know what I'm doing wrong. 02:33:52.840 --> 02:33:56.440 I think to check me here, you're supposed to, sir, you've got to shake the box. 02:33:56.440 --> 02:33:58.440 I'm getting back 02:34:09.880 --> 02:34:14.320 And I miss about reason how am I getting back seated by a fucking kid? 02:34:14.880 --> 02:34:16.880 This gets backseat chasing me 02:34:26.440 --> 02:34:33.040 You're just going to run again, there we go, that's what we've got to do, you can't take 02:34:33.040 --> 02:34:34.040 because look. 02:34:34.040 --> 02:34:37.440 Let's see what I've been telling you to do. 02:34:37.440 --> 02:34:38.440 Yo shh. 02:34:38.440 --> 02:34:44.120 Bro, I wanted to resign because there's a chance I stay on like this, I'm not even going to 02:34:44.120 --> 02:34:46.440 lie, I'm not going to lie to you downtown. 02:34:46.440 --> 02:34:48.440 I might stay on like this shit. 02:34:48.440 --> 02:34:53.440 Yep, and then now bring, yep. 02:34:53.440 --> 02:35:03.440 The box is getting smaller, so I'm going to move that in, no, no, no, no, no, oh my god. 02:35:03.440 --> 02:35:12.120 Okay, but no, no, stop, the rook, put the rook on the white diagonal to the king, yes. 02:35:12.120 --> 02:35:15.120 You're right, oh my god, you're actually right. 02:35:15.120 --> 02:35:16.680 Yes, there it is. 02:35:16.680 --> 02:35:19.520 Yes, that's how you shrink the box. 02:35:19.520 --> 02:35:22.860 No, no, no, no, no, no. 02:35:22.860 --> 02:35:23.860 Yep. 02:35:23.860 --> 02:35:24.860 Move the king. 02:35:24.860 --> 02:35:25.860 Yep. 02:35:25.860 --> 02:35:26.860 There you go. 02:35:26.860 --> 02:35:27.860 That's stalemate. 02:35:27.860 --> 02:35:28.860 Oh my fucking god. 02:35:28.860 --> 02:35:29.860 Yep, that would have been stalemate. 02:35:29.860 --> 02:35:30.860 Oh my god. 02:35:30.860 --> 02:35:31.860 Okay. 02:35:31.860 --> 02:35:32.860 Is this me? 02:35:32.860 --> 02:35:33.860 No. 02:35:33.860 --> 02:35:34.860 Fuck. 02:35:34.860 --> 02:35:35.860 Bro, this is stalemate. 02:35:35.860 --> 02:35:36.860 If I play this. 02:35:36.860 --> 02:35:37.860 Oh my god. 02:35:37.860 --> 02:35:38.860 Yeah. 02:35:38.860 --> 02:35:39.860 Yeah. 02:35:39.860 --> 02:35:40.860 I'm gonna get him. 02:35:40.860 --> 02:35:42.860 This is still my thing. 02:35:42.860 --> 02:35:43.860 If I play this. 02:35:48.620 --> 02:35:49.460 Oh my god! 02:36:05.140 --> 02:36:05.980 What? 02:36:05.980 --> 02:36:14.980 GenC GenC you need to you you need to move your king closer to oh no you oh okay 02:36:14.980 --> 02:36:20.100 you need to move your king closer to the corner because it's your king moving 02:36:20.100 --> 02:36:24.260 closer to the corner that's gonna allow him to actually like get fucked you know 02:36:24.260 --> 02:36:26.420 I mean 02:36:35.980 --> 02:36:49.980 the final boss. No, no, no, move your rock, your rock, your rock. That's still made dipsh. 02:36:49.980 --> 02:36:55.300 Oh, no, it's not. It's not. It's not. Yes. And now move your, your king closer. No, your 02:36:55.300 --> 02:37:02.500 king closer to the corner. Yes. Your king. Yes. Yes, sir. Yes. No, no, no, no, no, move 02:37:02.500 --> 02:37:06.260 your king to the green now made because no it has vision okay one is the real 02:37:06.260 --> 02:37:09.940 holy shit it's not me 02:37:14.420 --> 02:37:19.020 I have six seconds oh my god 02:38:02.500 --> 02:38:07.940 It's fine chess doesn't even matter I 02:38:14.260 --> 02:38:17.260 Really wish that one was off stream chat. I'm not even gonna lie to you. I 02:38:19.100 --> 02:38:21.900 Really wish that one was off stream. Wow, okay 02:38:23.180 --> 02:38:26.400 I'm gonna grab some beef jerky. Oh my god 02:38:26.400 --> 02:38:36.400 Why is everyone saying banned? Did the kid get banned? Wait, who got banned? 02:38:36.400 --> 02:39:01.400 Jinksy. Wait, how did Jinksy get banned? You can't tell him what to do, it's back seeding. 02:39:01.400 --> 02:39:08.280 yo dot test what's up man yo jing see apparently you're gonna get banned on 02:39:08.280 --> 02:39:14.480 chess yeah because you told me moves you fucking idiot but also you're lower 02:39:14.480 --> 02:39:20.000 elo than me so I don't think that matters oh okay nice all right good okay so 02:39:20.000 --> 02:39:24.200 are you ready for League of Legends now 02:39:24.200 --> 02:39:33.960 Does a cat shit in a litter box if it's potty trained 02:39:33.960 --> 02:39:42.100 Contest this is the best start to a day possible you see is yep report feedback no no jingsy 02:39:42.100 --> 02:39:44.900 Can I can I explain to what the real best start to a day ever is? 02:39:44.900 --> 02:39:52.240 What the real best start to a day ever is when you play off stream and you end up in wins so 02:39:52.240 --> 02:39:57.680 So then when you start the next day, it's like you're already one win ahead. 02:39:57.680 --> 02:39:59.200 Does that make sense? 02:39:59.200 --> 02:40:00.200 Yep. 02:40:00.200 --> 02:40:06.000 It's like playing Mario Kart, but instead of starting in 20th place, now you start in 02:40:06.000 --> 02:40:07.000 10th place. 02:40:07.000 --> 02:40:08.000 You know what I mean? 02:40:08.000 --> 02:40:09.000 Dude, I got two people banned. 02:40:09.000 --> 02:40:10.000 Hold up. 02:40:10.000 --> 02:40:11.000 Nice. 02:40:11.000 --> 02:40:12.000 Good. 02:40:12.000 --> 02:40:13.000 Alright. 02:40:13.000 --> 02:40:18.000 Now should we just go right into it here? 02:40:18.000 --> 02:40:20.760 What do you think? 02:40:20.760 --> 02:40:22.700 i'm gonna be honest to jing see 02:40:22.700 --> 02:40:24.300 i don't think there's 02:40:24.300 --> 02:40:26.240 you know what it was not going to get it's out 02:40:26.240 --> 02:40:28.940 so it's not going to get it's out 02:40:28.940 --> 02:40:30.900 you know we can maybe try doing 02:40:30.900 --> 02:40:34.660 do i mean to find a warwick montage that we can watch you can see like 02:40:34.660 --> 02:40:41.660 what warwick players that are like challenger play like 02:40:45.660 --> 02:40:49.860 uh... yeah but we might have to go off youtube for that one 02:40:49.860 --> 02:40:55.460 which one do you want me to link you to the warwick hentai or the warwick montage 02:40:55.460 --> 02:40:58.980 montage now link me to warwick 02:40:58.980 --> 02:41:03.680 goon vile slayers 02:41:03.680 --> 02:41:04.180 okay 02:41:04.180 --> 02:41:05.460 didn't you say 02:41:05.460 --> 02:41:08.980 you have to jerk off to your lead characters you become one with your lead character 02:41:08.980 --> 02:41:13.300 yeah did you do that last night 02:41:13.300 --> 02:41:15.660 okay well that's why you gotta fucking learn bro 02:41:15.660 --> 02:41:17.140 you gotta do it 02:41:17.140 --> 02:41:19.600 I might like Yi more now, and I'm getting... 02:41:20.860 --> 02:41:22.020 Wait, really? 02:41:23.140 --> 02:41:27.540 Because the other thing, Yi is good for early... 02:41:27.540 --> 02:41:30.060 Er, no, Warwick is good for early engagements. 02:41:31.220 --> 02:41:34.300 Yi's more consistent though, because Yi can just kind of farm and then scale. 02:41:35.500 --> 02:41:39.900 Yeah, but the thing about Warwick, the thing about the Tudum that you have to understand is that it's like... 02:41:40.500 --> 02:41:46.220 Warwick is gonna carry a lost game way harder than Master Yi will with your skill level right now. 02:41:47.140 --> 02:41:54.020 So, do you think I'm broad-skilled right now? 02:41:54.020 --> 02:41:59.620 So okay, okay, I'm gonna keep it a buck with you, I'm gonna keep it a buck with you. 02:41:59.620 --> 02:42:07.260 The thing about you is right now, I would say, mechanics-wise, mechanics-wise, you're 02:42:07.260 --> 02:42:11.580 probably around like silver, honestly, okay? 02:42:11.580 --> 02:42:17.060 And the reason I'm gonna say that is because you still stall your movement, you still sometimes 02:42:17.060 --> 02:42:22.440 don't auto-attack, you're still not using your abilities and it's like it feels like you're 02:42:22.440 --> 02:42:25.140 still a little bit clunky, right? 02:42:25.140 --> 02:42:30.260 The thing that's actually allowing you to climb though, genuinely, is the fact that 02:42:30.260 --> 02:42:36.100 your decision-making is good enough that you're able to consistently get leads and not throw 02:42:36.100 --> 02:42:37.100 them. 02:42:37.100 --> 02:42:38.100 That's the difference. 02:42:38.100 --> 02:42:43.460 So it's like right now, I'm not kidding, you should be in like iron. 02:42:43.460 --> 02:42:47.900 Because your decision making is so good it carries you. Do you see what I mean? 02:42:49.340 --> 02:42:55.340 Yes, okay. All right. Okay. Wait, let me go pee really quick. All right. Go pee. All right 02:42:56.100 --> 02:43:00.220 Yo, we're going fucking undefeated tonight 29 wins in the road chat 02:43:05.540 --> 02:43:09.020 Okay guys real talk now now that it's just us if 02:43:09.020 --> 02:43:27.020 If me and Jinxie were ever in a battle to the death, and I was allowed using a rocket launcher and Jinxie was only allowed using a used sock come wipe, who do you guys think would actually win the one if you want, mirror him? 02:43:27.020 --> 02:43:37.020 Like imagine that's like the statute of limitations. I get a rocket launcher, he just has a used sock full of dried nut. 02:43:37.020 --> 02:43:55.020 Do you own a rocket launcher? 02:43:55.020 --> 02:43:58.940 You guys know what actually happens when you're speaking of a rocket launcher. 02:43:58.940 --> 02:44:04.220 So I'm not kidding when I say at one point I was on the beach, right? 02:44:04.220 --> 02:44:09.780 And I saw a guy walking around with a huge bulge, you know, this was years ago. 02:44:09.780 --> 02:44:13.820 And I go up to the guy, I'm like, damn, dude, like, that's a fucking crazy bulge. 02:44:13.820 --> 02:44:19.340 Can you please tell me how I can get mine that big so like people want to like get to 02:44:19.340 --> 02:44:21.080 know me, you know? 02:44:21.080 --> 02:44:25.380 So the guy looks at me and he says, all right, listen, this is what you got to do. 02:44:25.380 --> 02:44:31.100 You got to just take a potato, you put it in your speedo, and then after that you let 02:44:31.100 --> 02:44:38.060 the rest of it do its magic, right? So I was like okay and I did it. 30 minutes later 02:44:38.060 --> 02:44:42.280 everyone was laughing at me and then when I asked that guy why they were laughing at 02:44:42.280 --> 02:44:48.780 me and instead of like staring at me, he told me, because it's on the wrong side, you fucking 02:44:48.780 --> 02:44:54.980 moron, it's supposed to be in the front not the back. And then I was like oh, okay that 02:45:24.980 --> 02:45:29.980 No, he was asking me for the camera, so I gotta give him the camera now. 02:45:29.980 --> 02:45:31.980 Oh, wait, hold on. 02:45:31.980 --> 02:45:33.980 Oh my bad. 02:45:33.980 --> 02:45:35.980 Is Muda in a game, by the way? 02:45:35.980 --> 02:45:37.980 Should we start off with a hate watch? 02:45:37.980 --> 02:45:40.980 Um, yeah, Loki could actually. 02:45:40.980 --> 02:45:44.980 But I don't think he's playing League, I think he's doing other shit. 02:45:44.980 --> 02:45:48.980 The chosen one, one of two ranked solo duo, SR. 02:45:48.980 --> 02:45:50.980 Oh, wait, he is on League! 02:45:50.980 --> 02:45:52.980 So, Jynxie, this is what we're gonna do, okay? 02:45:52.980 --> 02:46:00.700 Okay, whoa, it's cute sniping. Well, whoa, whoa, he's cute snipping me drew 11. How's it hanging? Whoa? 02:46:01.380 --> 02:46:03.140 Whoa, wait 02:46:03.140 --> 02:46:06.700 He's cute sniping me. Is this allowed within the ride confines? 02:46:08.100 --> 02:46:10.100 Sadly to sniping yatters 02:46:10.580 --> 02:46:14.260 Okay, well, it's all good because listen if Muda gets on my team 02:46:14.260 --> 02:46:16.100 I'm never gonna help him one time 02:46:16.100 --> 02:46:19.220 I'm never gonna gank mid ever and if Muda's on the other team 02:46:19.220 --> 02:46:22.420 I'm gonna gank him every three minutes after every folklare. I'm gonna gank him 02:46:22.980 --> 02:46:25.860 Wait, Jinx, you know you could low key do? 02:46:25.860 --> 02:46:26.860 What? 02:46:26.860 --> 02:46:31.620 What if you just stalled for the next three hours and then he was just a Jinxy watch 02:46:31.620 --> 02:46:34.700 party while waiting for you to queue up? 02:46:34.700 --> 02:46:35.700 That's not a bad shout. 02:46:35.700 --> 02:46:39.740 Should I add a delay before we runch it? 02:46:39.740 --> 02:46:42.340 Do we run it back on 30 seconds? 02:46:42.340 --> 02:46:43.340 Yes, I did. 02:46:43.340 --> 02:46:45.340 The 30 second delay felt good, I'm going to be honest. 02:46:45.340 --> 02:46:47.340 The 30 second delay felt good. 02:46:47.340 --> 02:46:49.340 Alright, let's do it then. 02:46:49.340 --> 02:46:51.340 Wait, wait, wait, not this. 02:46:51.340 --> 02:46:52.340 Yep. 02:46:52.340 --> 02:46:56.260 actually waiting to queue one second one second he's a hundred percent 02:46:56.260 --> 02:47:02.060 woby yes oh yes yes my stream okay listen 02:47:02.060 --> 02:47:04.580 mura 02:47:12.740 --> 02:47:20.900 okay got that should we queue with him and you coach us who your tax check your 02:47:20.900 --> 02:47:38.260 tax we could we could the tax okay look I'm looking I'm looking okay let me say 02:47:38.260 --> 02:47:44.140 this let me say this mood up one loss and we're off mood up one loss and I'm 02:47:44.140 --> 02:47:49.700 soloing okay mood up one loss and I'm solo but Jin see I have bad news if we 02:47:49.700 --> 02:47:55.500 do it with Muda since he doesn't have a delay then it means that we can add a delay ourselves. 02:47:55.500 --> 02:48:00.860 So we're going to open ourselves up to being ghosted. Now do you think Muda is a good enough 02:48:00.860 --> 02:48:07.580 team asset that he actually overpowers getting ghosted on no delay? Yes or no? 02:48:07.580 --> 02:48:12.580 Uh, Muda can't even play with delay. Muda, no, yeah, he can change. He can change. 02:48:12.580 --> 02:48:15.340 He got it. Okay, okay, we're good then. Have you met Muda, Dante? 02:48:15.340 --> 02:48:21.300 Well, I mean, he's been hate watching me for the last like two days ever since I was watching him with you 02:48:22.660 --> 02:48:30.420 Jinxie before wait before we are we start I wanted to go in your twitch chat and type slash user space Ludwig 02:48:31.860 --> 02:48:36.220 Go into my twitch chat slash users face. Yes type it 02:48:36.220 --> 02:48:45.860 I don't see anything, I'll bear this. 02:48:45.860 --> 02:48:46.860 Okay, no. 02:48:46.860 --> 02:48:47.860 Messages. 02:48:47.860 --> 02:48:50.780 I'll be hate watching every game. 02:48:50.780 --> 02:48:53.580 Anyone else think Dantez gets too sexual sometimes? 02:48:53.580 --> 02:48:56.660 Alright, that was pretty beast. 02:48:56.660 --> 02:49:00.460 Not gonna lie, there's so much smoke blowing up your ass, man. 02:49:00.460 --> 02:49:01.460 Dantez is delusional. 02:49:01.460 --> 02:49:04.700 I think he's pumped diamonds by end of year if you locked in. 02:49:04.700 --> 02:49:08.560 Yeah, but a lot of it you said passing your rank is like reaching the end of the universe 02:49:08.720 --> 02:49:11.500 So your statements are confident each other 02:49:16.940 --> 02:49:21.140 He was hey watching your bronze games yesterday, Jain see he was praying on your downfall 02:49:21.980 --> 02:49:23.500 Mooda listen, bro 02:49:23.500 --> 02:49:26.860 Like you know, I don't care if we play siege together and we lose 02:49:26.860 --> 02:49:32.340 I don't care if we play rock league together and we lose. I don't care if we play fortnight together me lose 02:49:32.340 --> 02:49:34.700 I don't even care if we play fucking 02:49:36.260 --> 02:49:40.860 Fall guys together in this mood up if you hit my game in league 02:49:40.860 --> 02:49:42.860 I will beat the shit out of you 02:49:43.500 --> 02:49:45.100 Like in GTA 02:49:45.100 --> 02:49:52.020 We don't have your ass on a stick if you hit my game. Okay. Now listen one loss and I'm soloing 02:49:52.460 --> 02:49:53.860 One last 02:49:53.860 --> 02:49:57.940 Jinx have a good idea before the game starts force Muda to take a 02:49:57.940 --> 02:50:03.300 a dick pic with his face in the camera and then if you lose and he ends you 02:50:03.300 --> 02:50:07.540 post it on Twitter. Okay I'm not... 02:50:12.220 --> 02:50:18.520 Okay I'm gonna make group call. I need you to put Muda in its place okay coach? 02:50:18.520 --> 02:50:23.380 Don't worry I can add the lad task. Alright alright alright alright alright. 02:50:23.380 --> 02:50:27.380 Muda drank all. Muda drank all. One loss and I'm sold off. 02:50:28.880 --> 02:50:29.880 How are you, son? 02:50:34.880 --> 02:50:36.880 Alright, he's about to join. He's about to join. 02:50:37.880 --> 02:50:40.380 If you put your foot pressure on me, I don't understand. 02:50:40.880 --> 02:50:44.380 Yo, Jixi, I'm literally better than you, bro. Stop. I'm bronze. 02:50:44.880 --> 02:50:47.880 Alright, yo, hey, first stop, shut that shit down. Alright? 02:50:47.880 --> 02:50:48.880 Okay. 02:50:48.880 --> 02:50:52.380 So Muda, let me be clear. If you want to play ranked with me, you have to... 02:50:52.380 --> 02:50:54.380 What was it coach? What does he have to do? 02:50:54.620 --> 02:50:59.460 You need a some wood out you're gonna have to sit there, and I'm gonna want you to take an up-facing 02:51:00.340 --> 02:51:06.260 Dick pick with your face in the camera so that it's obvious that it's you you're gonna send that to Jinxie and 02:51:06.420 --> 02:51:11.100 If you guys lose and you end him he posted on Twitter and leaks your cock 02:51:11.100 --> 02:51:25.820 So, because I'm a good guy, I'll actually give you the option. 02:51:25.820 --> 02:51:29.940 Either you can do that, or I want to look at the Discord camera, okay? 02:51:29.940 --> 02:51:34.540 You're going to take a picture like this, spreading your whole open while you look 02:51:34.540 --> 02:51:38.540 between your legs, and then the camera's going to be positioned over here so you can 02:51:38.540 --> 02:51:44.540 see the full frontal. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I gotta do something to get in here. 02:51:44.540 --> 02:51:50.540 What is humiliation, Richard? What the fuck even is this? 02:51:50.540 --> 02:51:54.540 My coach spanked me yesterday for going to the bathroom, and I ended up going on a winning streak. 02:51:54.540 --> 02:51:59.540 This is what we need, bro. This is not a win-trade. 02:51:59.540 --> 02:52:06.540 So you want to take a picture of my dick with my face in it, and if we lose, you just upload it to Twitter. 02:52:06.540 --> 02:52:10.540 Yes, exactly did this row you think we're pulling this shit out of it air 02:52:10.540 --> 02:52:17.020 Thank you do not do that. What do you mean the way to wait? Oh, hold on. Hold on Muda. Do you personally know faker? 02:52:17.620 --> 02:52:21.100 Yes, do you personally know for a fact that he didn't do it? 02:52:21.820 --> 02:52:28.600 No, then then you cannot say he didn't do it bro because it's a 50 50 percent chance that he did or he didn't 02:52:28.700 --> 02:52:32.420 So you can't sit here and you can't make shit up like that bro rule one 02:52:32.420 --> 02:52:42.460 I'm leading more towards the first one coach, but it's up to you yeah 02:52:42.460 --> 02:52:44.980 Wait, no, no, wait, whoa, oh my god. 02:52:44.980 --> 02:52:45.680 No. 02:52:45.680 --> 02:52:46.560 No, no, no. 02:52:46.560 --> 02:52:47.060 No. 02:52:47.060 --> 02:52:47.560 No. 02:52:47.560 --> 02:52:48.060 No. 02:52:48.060 --> 02:52:48.560 No. 02:52:52.560 --> 02:52:53.060 No. 02:52:53.060 --> 02:52:53.560 Please. 02:52:53.560 --> 02:52:54.060 No. 02:52:54.060 --> 02:52:54.560 No. 02:52:58.560 --> 02:52:59.060 OK. 02:52:59.060 --> 02:53:00.860 Now, send that to me on imsd. 02:53:00.860 --> 02:53:02.360 OK. 02:53:02.360 --> 02:53:03.860 I'm going to send that to you. 02:53:03.860 --> 02:53:04.360 Jake, see you. 02:53:04.360 --> 02:53:05.140 Let's see it play. 02:53:05.140 --> 02:53:05.640 OK. 02:53:05.640 --> 02:53:06.600 Let's play it again. 02:53:06.600 --> 02:53:07.500 All right, let's go. 02:53:07.500 --> 02:53:08.000 All right. 02:53:08.000 --> 02:53:08.620 OK. 02:53:08.620 --> 02:53:10.520 So are we running it with delay or no delay? 02:53:10.520 --> 02:53:11.300 What are we thinking? 02:53:11.300 --> 02:53:12.360 Delay, delay, delay, delay. 02:53:12.360 --> 02:53:17.360 If you don't have a 30-second delay, I'm gonna report you to the FBI. 02:53:17.360 --> 02:53:19.360 Oh, no. 02:53:19.360 --> 02:53:20.360 We need delay, bro. 02:53:20.360 --> 02:53:21.360 30 seconds! 02:53:21.360 --> 02:53:22.360 Everybody do it! 02:53:22.360 --> 02:53:23.360 Everybody do it! 02:53:23.360 --> 02:53:24.360 Yes, yes, I'm down. 02:53:24.360 --> 02:53:26.360 All right, okay, three, two, one. 02:53:26.360 --> 02:53:28.360 All right, it's enabled. 02:53:28.360 --> 02:53:30.360 Okay, I'm gonna send that to you, Jinx. 02:53:30.360 --> 02:53:31.360 Let's see you play. 02:53:31.360 --> 02:53:33.360 Okay, let's play the game. 02:53:33.360 --> 02:53:34.360 All right, let's go. 02:53:34.360 --> 02:53:35.360 All right, okay. 02:53:35.360 --> 02:53:37.360 So are we running it with delay or no delay? 02:53:37.360 --> 02:53:38.360 What are we thinking? 02:53:38.360 --> 02:53:39.360 Delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay. 02:53:39.360 --> 02:53:41.360 If you don't have a 30-second delay, I'm gonna report you. 02:53:41.360 --> 02:53:44.360 I'm gonna report you to the FBI. 02:53:44.360 --> 02:53:45.360 I'm not a guy. 02:53:45.360 --> 02:53:48.360 Oh, we need delayed for the one time in a month. 02:53:48.360 --> 02:53:49.360 Everybody do it. 02:53:49.360 --> 02:53:51.360 Anyway, Yone, yes, yes, I'm down. 02:53:51.360 --> 02:53:53.360 All right, okay, three, two, one. 02:53:53.360 --> 02:53:55.360 All right, it's enabled. 02:53:55.360 --> 02:53:57.360 That much is on too. 02:54:00.360 --> 02:54:03.360 All right, now listen, this is how it's gonna work, okay? 02:54:03.360 --> 02:54:07.360 I'm gonna need both of you guys to share your screens on Discord, 02:54:07.360 --> 02:54:09.360 on Discord right now. 02:54:09.360 --> 02:54:15.320 Done already on Boba listen, bro. Don't this are you even a good mid laner? Can you help me? 02:54:27.840 --> 02:54:31.960 Listen to me listen, okay, I have the game understanding of 02:54:31.960 --> 02:54:37.560 Unironically even the highest level of pro coaches. Okay, do you understand? 02:54:37.560 --> 02:54:45.640 I can operate any champion at any role at a challenger level with my brain the promise of my hands a lot of time 02:54:45.640 --> 02:54:50.720 They don't follow so you're gonna cut this shit out of can you even coach me bro? 02:54:50.720 --> 02:54:56.560 I could coach a gorilla to sit there and 1v9 games on 02:54:56.560 --> 02:55:03.640 Unniddly, I swear to God like I could do it all bro. So rule one you do not question the coach 02:55:04.320 --> 02:55:11.320 Okay, daddy. Yes. All right coach tells you if don't that tells you to jump off the bridge jump off the bridge, okay? 02:55:11.680 --> 02:55:17.040 Exactly. Yeah. All right done done. Okay. Listen, Ralph. Moota one loss 02:55:17.280 --> 02:55:22.240 God is my witness if we lose our first game and you and you're down 90 CS in five minutes 02:55:22.240 --> 02:55:25.600 Like the last time he played in mid lane getting absolutely brutally fucking play frame mark 02:55:25.600 --> 02:55:30.440 You're not gonna blame it on smurfing. I'm just gonna leave the game and burn my PC's to the floor 02:55:30.640 --> 02:55:36.840 Muda listen, bro. I don't want to hear none of that coping bullshit about how you're getting out CS by a smurf 02:55:37.240 --> 02:55:41.280 Alright, let's fucking go. We're both brunts for let's do this 02:55:41.920 --> 02:55:45.620 Okay, bro. Let's go. Go. All right. So now 02:55:46.800 --> 02:55:54.120 Now before we start before we start we know that Jinx yesterday won his games off stream Muda show us your match history 02:55:54.120 --> 02:55:57.800 We need to see what we're starting off today with okay. How do I check that? 02:55:59.480 --> 02:56:01.480 He's already sharing he's already sharing 02:56:03.720 --> 02:56:07.080 All right, so Muda why the fuck did you go 3m 12 in your last game? 02:56:08.440 --> 02:56:16.040 Listen listen listen listen listen this game. I was pushed fast. I was playing League for 10 hours 02:56:16.920 --> 02:56:23.000 And I went on a victory royale win 18 9 20 and 5 75 and then I shit the weather this game and I got off 02:56:23.000 --> 02:56:27.520 I was tired coach. What are your thoughts on mooda playing young? 02:56:27.520 --> 02:56:31.400 Do you think mooda has the brain capacity for young remember this guy's a win-trainer? 02:56:35.960 --> 02:56:42.040 Allegations allegation that ever was good this guy allegedly win traded into right reach top one in two reasons 02:56:42.200 --> 02:56:48.160 Okay, so listen, this is what we're gonna do then what we're gonna do is when the game starts mooda 02:56:48.160 --> 02:56:53.360 You're gonna all chat, yo enemy mid, what's your paypal, and you're gonna have to front 02:56:53.360 --> 02:56:58.240 the cost of every game if it costs under between $15 to $40. 02:56:58.240 --> 02:57:02.720 If it costs more than that, you and Jinxie go splitzies, are we understood? 02:57:02.720 --> 02:57:05.160 Uh, coach is as bearable. 02:57:05.160 --> 02:57:06.960 Okay, Loki it might be. 02:57:06.960 --> 02:57:08.560 So how about this, this is what we're gonna do. 02:57:08.560 --> 02:57:10.080 You play Yone, right? 02:57:10.080 --> 02:57:11.080 Yes. 02:57:11.080 --> 02:57:13.440 Today you're gonna be on any duty. 02:57:13.440 --> 02:57:14.440 No! 02:57:14.440 --> 02:57:15.760 Okay, no, no. 02:57:15.760 --> 02:57:19.660 Coach, listen, if you put me on Annie, we're gonna lose. 02:57:19.660 --> 02:57:21.660 I don't play Annie, I just play Yone, bro. 02:57:21.660 --> 02:57:23.580 That's all I do, I play Yone, bro. 02:57:23.580 --> 02:57:27.320 Yone, like, bro, please don't put me on Annie, please. 02:57:27.320 --> 02:57:30.660 Muda, Muda, I watched you duel with Jinx a few days ago, 02:57:30.660 --> 02:57:32.580 and all you did was cry about Smurf, 02:57:32.580 --> 02:57:35.100 so you're all dropping 20 deaths plus every game. 02:57:35.100 --> 02:57:38.500 Can you assure us that you're not gonna do that again today? 02:57:38.500 --> 02:57:39.820 Yeah, no, I can't lose. 02:57:39.820 --> 02:57:41.060 That will not happen. 02:57:41.060 --> 02:57:42.180 That will not happen. 02:57:42.180 --> 02:57:44.700 I take this game just as seriously as Jinx. 02:57:44.700 --> 02:57:49.220 Yo, listen, I promise I was getting smurfed on, I don't want to talk about it. 02:57:49.220 --> 02:57:51.220 No, no, we don't know. 02:57:51.220 --> 02:57:53.380 They banned my Yone first game! 02:57:53.380 --> 02:57:55.380 First game! 02:57:55.380 --> 02:57:57.380 They banned my Yone! 02:57:57.380 --> 02:57:59.380 What do you mean the worst first game? 02:57:59.380 --> 02:58:01.380 Okay, hold on, hold on! 02:58:01.380 --> 02:58:03.880 They did not ban your Yone, bro. 02:58:03.880 --> 02:58:09.380 They banned the most elo-inflated broken mid laner and the entire mid lane roster. 02:58:09.380 --> 02:58:11.380 I was waiting for you to say that. 02:58:11.380 --> 02:58:13.380 Yone's elo-inflated bullshit, bro. 02:58:13.380 --> 02:58:17.120 That's true, bro. Pay a real champ like Garantop, dude, please 02:58:18.980 --> 02:58:20.980 Okay, here's the thing bro 02:58:21.900 --> 02:58:25.000 Muda bro. Yeah, if I load up the game 02:58:25.340 --> 02:58:31.060 Yeah, you're like in your 12 minutes into the game and you're down 90 CS like the last time you played 02:58:31.380 --> 02:58:33.380 Yeah, where do you live? 02:58:34.380 --> 02:58:38.900 Windsor, Ontario, Canada. Okay, Dante's that's like a prior one to two-hour drive 02:58:38.900 --> 02:58:44.160 I'm gonna need you to slap the dog shit out of him, right? You cannot be going fucking 02:58:44.840 --> 02:58:51.880 Down 90 CS bro. All right, let's do this. Well, yeah, but this is what we're also gonna do Muda. Do you like your hairstyle? 02:58:52.800 --> 02:58:59.740 Yes, I love my hair. I put so much care into my hair if you drop more than 10 deaths in any of the games today 02:58:59.740 --> 02:59:01.740 More than 10 deaths in any of the games today 02:59:02.020 --> 02:59:08.020 You're gonna take a razor and you're gonna shave the middle of your head all the way through like your avatar the last 02:59:08.020 --> 02:59:11.820 Are bender am I under said this is non-negotiable? 02:59:19.020 --> 02:59:20.940 Like guys 02:59:20.940 --> 02:59:27.460 What is happening like why not being interrogated like this? I don't understand. No guys like can I throw my hair? 02:59:27.460 --> 02:59:31.500 Can I not leak my dick can I play League legend without leaking my dick? 02:59:31.780 --> 02:59:36.140 Can I play the legends with having a full head of hair dog mood up mood up listening listening? 02:59:36.140 --> 02:59:40.960 I'll tell you why I'll tell you why you are about to queue with the bronze brutalizer 02:59:41.120 --> 02:59:47.900 Do you understand that we need to know that you're worthy of being in Jinx's duo queue presence? 02:59:47.900 --> 02:59:52.880 And the only way to show your worth especially after that fucking fiasco 02:59:52.880 --> 02:59:57.540 We had a few days ago is for you to put something up for grabs 02:59:57.820 --> 03:00:00.700 So we need to know that you're not gonna pull a repeat of 03:00:00.700 --> 03:00:08.380 of Jinxie! Jinxie! He's smurfing! Oh my god! And then Jinxie, who's giving you the performance 03:00:08.380 --> 03:00:15.180 of a lifetime, is getting BBC gangrailed and there's nothing he can do about it! 03:00:15.180 --> 03:00:19.380 Well, I already took a picture of my dick and I already sent it to Jinxie. 03:00:19.380 --> 03:00:24.540 No, no, no, hey! No, no, wait, I already did that. I already did that. So how much more 03:00:24.540 --> 03:00:25.540 do I need to do? 03:00:25.540 --> 03:00:32.040 All right, bro, if you get out CS you're blocked if you if you get out fragged you're blocked 03:00:32.040 --> 03:00:39.360 Like I don't go negative man check the stats. I win every game 03:00:39.360 --> 03:00:41.480 Okay, I don't know win every game watch 03:00:42.240 --> 03:00:48.440 Muda asking Jin see what happens if you end it's like asking a fruit what happens if you're a vegetable 03:00:48.440 --> 03:00:50.600 It just won't happen, bro 03:00:52.560 --> 03:00:54.560 Like what is that? 03:00:55.540 --> 03:00:57.940 This is like the biggest gleam ever! 03:00:58.540 --> 03:00:59.940 We're broads! 03:01:00.540 --> 03:01:03.540 You're talking like Jinxie's faker! 03:01:06.540 --> 03:01:10.540 Okay, mood up. Let's get something clear here, okay? 03:01:10.540 --> 03:01:12.540 Just so you can understand what we're working with. 03:01:13.540 --> 03:01:21.540 When Jinxie did the leveling process in League of Legends, he did not learn the game through normals and co-op vs. AI. 03:01:21.540 --> 03:01:26.220 Jinxie was in the fucking battlefield from Game 1. 03:01:26.220 --> 03:01:32.580 He sat there and went all the way to the depths and brutalized his way all the way to fucking 03:01:32.580 --> 03:01:38.820 bronze with nothing but skill, dedication, and consistency. 03:01:38.820 --> 03:01:43.140 The difference between him and you, Muda, is that you leveled! 03:01:43.140 --> 03:01:47.500 You did it the normal way and you still ended iron! 03:01:47.500 --> 03:01:50.780 Jinxie is the prodigal son of Faker. 03:01:50.780 --> 03:01:56.900 The only difference between him and Faker is that Faker has glasses and he doesn't. 03:01:56.900 --> 03:01:58.400 Do you understand now? 03:01:58.400 --> 03:02:00.100 Yes coach, yes coach. 03:02:00.100 --> 03:02:04.420 But you know what would be cool bro instead of shit talking me bro and lowering my confidence 03:02:04.420 --> 03:02:07.220 before we get to the most important game of my life. 03:02:07.220 --> 03:02:11.580 It'd be nice if you glazed me 1% of what you're doing with Jinxie. 03:02:11.580 --> 03:02:12.580 Okay so you know what? 03:02:12.580 --> 03:02:14.620 Okay let's do it, let's do it. 03:02:14.620 --> 03:02:16.100 Muda, Muda. 03:02:16.100 --> 03:02:23.220 I have faith that in League of Legends, one day, you will become the kind of player that 03:02:23.220 --> 03:02:29.220 wins so many games that in Valorant, it took you paychecks to actually accomplish. 03:02:29.220 --> 03:02:43.460 Okay, Muda, you might have to unmute your mic, bro. 03:02:43.460 --> 03:02:45.900 You've been muted for the last, like, five minutes. 03:02:45.900 --> 03:02:48.140 Muda, unmute your mic! 03:02:48.140 --> 03:02:49.140 Okay. 03:02:49.140 --> 03:02:50.140 Okay. 03:02:50.140 --> 03:02:58.020 Can I get, like, understand everything before we get into this game? 03:02:58.020 --> 03:03:03.020 that I just maybe get glazed like one second before we get to the game. 03:03:03.020 --> 03:03:04.020 Alright. 03:03:04.020 --> 03:03:06.020 Any words, coach? Please, bro, anything. 03:03:06.020 --> 03:03:08.020 Okay, okay, I got you. 03:03:08.020 --> 03:03:10.020 Muda? 03:03:10.020 --> 03:03:12.020 I have confidence 03:03:12.020 --> 03:03:16.020 that you might have a shot at winning your lane this game, if you give it your all. 03:03:16.020 --> 03:03:18.020 So let's get the fuck done. 03:03:18.020 --> 03:03:19.020 Let's go. 03:03:19.020 --> 03:03:20.020 Jynxie? 03:03:20.020 --> 03:03:22.020 Jynxie? 03:03:22.020 --> 03:03:26.020 I know that you're gonna dominate everyone and everything in your path, 03:03:26.020 --> 03:03:30.640 born to do this bro it is you against the world and the world doesn't stand a 03:03:30.640 --> 03:03:35.900 fucking chance you are what everyone could have been had they been born in a 03:03:35.900 --> 03:03:40.660 genetically mutated lab and cultivated into game of the year through raw 03:03:40.660 --> 03:03:46.600 genetics are you ready now jing see yeah 2023 bro all right here's the thing 03:03:46.600 --> 03:03:52.660 mood up I will be stealing your waves this is non-negotiable all right all 03:03:52.660 --> 03:03:56.860 Alright, so, Muda, listen. This is something that we're gonna have to talk about. Are you listening? 03:03:56.860 --> 03:03:58.360 Yes, I'm listening. 03:03:58.360 --> 03:04:04.360 Okay, so, we're one of playing with Jinxie. Jinxie is Daddy, and Daddy gets the waves. 03:04:04.360 --> 03:04:06.360 So what this means is that you're a s- 03:04:06.360 --> 03:04:15.860 How am I supposed to farm a higher CS than my opponent, like Jinxie said, if this guy's allowed to take all of my CS? 03:04:15.860 --> 03:04:18.660 Because, I'll tell you how- let me tell you right now, Muda. 03:04:18.660 --> 03:04:20.360 Like, what?! 03:04:20.360 --> 03:04:22.360 Muda, listen man, listen me good. 03:04:22.360 --> 03:04:27.720 The thing is that if you farm properly, you should be perfectly farming every wave. 03:04:27.720 --> 03:04:32.840 So even if you're only giving Jinxie, let's say one wave out of every four, you can still 03:04:32.840 --> 03:04:35.000 outform your enemy opponent. 03:04:35.000 --> 03:04:39.880 So what we're gonna do is the way it's gonna work is Jinxie's gonna full clear, then he's 03:04:39.880 --> 03:04:41.280 gonna walk mid. 03:04:41.280 --> 03:04:45.260 When he walks mid, everything mid lane belongs to him. 03:04:45.260 --> 03:04:47.000 It's Jiddy's territory. 03:04:47.000 --> 03:04:51.800 So you're just gonna have to make sure that while Jinxie isn't in your lane, you get as 03:04:51.800 --> 03:04:57.640 as many resources as you can, because once he comes around, then he's going for everything. 03:04:57.640 --> 03:04:58.640 Am I understood? 03:04:58.640 --> 03:04:59.640 Understood, coach. 03:04:59.640 --> 03:05:00.640 Like, understood. 03:05:00.640 --> 03:05:01.640 Alright, perfect. 03:05:01.640 --> 03:05:02.640 Lock in. 03:05:02.640 --> 03:05:03.640 Let's go. 03:05:03.640 --> 03:05:04.640 Yeah, lock in. 03:05:04.640 --> 03:05:05.640 Alright. 03:05:05.640 --> 03:05:09.040 So, Muda, how are we feeling about the vagar matchup right now? 03:05:09.040 --> 03:05:10.040 Solid. 03:05:10.040 --> 03:05:15.480 I can fuck this guy's little tight asshole nine times out of ten times, every single 03:05:15.480 --> 03:05:16.480 time. 03:05:16.480 --> 03:05:17.480 I know his counter. 03:05:17.480 --> 03:05:18.480 Perfect. 03:05:18.480 --> 03:05:19.480 I know his Q. His E. His ultimate. 03:05:19.480 --> 03:05:20.480 His cage. 03:05:20.480 --> 03:05:28.480 I know everything about this character. I've studied this character and I will fuck this character and his tight little asshole over and over and over again. 03:05:28.480 --> 03:05:37.480 Okay, so Muda, what we're gonna do then, right, to get you in the mindset, is I'm gonna pretend I'm Vhagar and you're gonna pretend you're young. Are you ready? 03:05:37.480 --> 03:05:39.480 Yes. 03:05:39.480 --> 03:05:43.480 Muda, get away from me! I want to kill him! 03:05:43.480 --> 03:05:52.480 Come here! Come here! Come here! Get your little ass over here! 03:05:52.480 --> 03:05:56.480 Oh no! I'm back and I'm going to start working against you! 03:05:56.480 --> 03:05:58.480 No, come here! 03:05:58.480 --> 03:06:05.480 Bro, is that your fucking dirty dog? All your servants come here ten times! 03:06:05.480 --> 03:06:10.480 Why do you want me to do my fucking grape vagabond? 03:06:10.480 --> 03:06:11.360 What do you want me to do? 03:06:11.360 --> 03:06:15.480 I mean, dude, you gotta relate somehow! 03:06:15.480 --> 03:06:16.960 Fuck! 03:06:16.960 --> 03:06:18.880 Take it serious! 03:06:18.880 --> 03:06:21.120 So, Mura, we played two games together. 03:06:21.120 --> 03:06:21.960 Yes. 03:06:21.960 --> 03:06:24.840 We've lost two games, and you've lost your lane both games. 03:06:24.840 --> 03:06:26.480 You fed your opponent, man. 03:06:26.480 --> 03:06:27.520 Can I assist you right now? 03:06:27.520 --> 03:06:32.080 Why is Jin Zhao a jungler in my lane? 03:06:32.080 --> 03:06:33.440 Oh, OK. 03:06:33.440 --> 03:06:35.000 No, no, no, OK. 03:06:35.000 --> 03:06:37.720 First off, hey, cut that shit out right now. 03:06:37.720 --> 03:06:39.200 You're not going to do this shit. 03:06:39.200 --> 03:06:40.080 Mura, no, no, no. 03:06:40.080 --> 03:06:46.080 Muda! Muda! Muda! We are not doing this! Oh, he's a smurf, he's this, he's that. No! 03:06:46.080 --> 03:06:52.080 He's a bronze moor on locking in Xin Zhao. That's it! Smurfs don't exist anymore, bro. 03:06:52.080 --> 03:06:55.080 You're literally pulling the Reddit special right now. 03:06:55.080 --> 03:06:56.080 Yeah, okay. 03:06:56.080 --> 03:07:01.080 Muda, if you say the word smurf a single time, bro, I got it. It's my witness. I'm reporting you to Q11. 03:07:02.080 --> 03:07:05.080 If you say the word smurf one time, I'm just gonna report you. 03:07:05.080 --> 03:07:09.080 Also, if you lose your lane again, I swear to God, I'm blocking you on everything. 03:07:09.080 --> 03:07:11.080 No, I'm gonna... 03:07:11.080 --> 03:07:13.080 What are the chances... 03:07:13.080 --> 03:07:14.080 Okay, fine, let's go. 03:07:14.080 --> 03:07:16.080 What are the chances, what? 03:07:16.080 --> 03:07:17.080 Yeah, what? 03:07:17.080 --> 03:07:19.080 All the things in my lane, all the what's happening to me. 03:07:19.080 --> 03:07:20.080 Like, what is this guy doing? 03:07:20.080 --> 03:07:22.080 Well, dude, he's fucking OR farming on you. 03:07:22.080 --> 03:07:24.080 So, the thing is that Zin's out. 03:07:24.080 --> 03:07:27.080 Bro, you can rock up and you can kill him from range. 03:07:27.080 --> 03:07:28.080 Why are you sitting back? 03:07:28.080 --> 03:07:30.080 You're allowing yourself to get mugged, bro. 03:07:30.080 --> 03:07:32.080 We can't be allowing this, Shemuda! 03:07:32.080 --> 03:07:34.080 Well, I'm already half HP now. 03:07:34.080 --> 03:07:35.080 No, I'm pretty good! 03:07:35.080 --> 03:07:37.080 His W is at 10 second cooldown! 03:07:37.080 --> 03:07:39.080 I don't kill! 03:07:39.080 --> 03:07:41.080 Fucking fight! 03:07:41.080 --> 03:07:43.080 Fight! 03:07:43.080 --> 03:07:45.080 Good, you got it, Ignite. 03:07:45.080 --> 03:07:47.080 You missed your Q. Back up. 03:07:47.080 --> 03:07:49.080 There you go. Use your potion. 03:07:49.080 --> 03:07:51.080 See? Muda. You need to sit there and walk in. 03:07:51.080 --> 03:07:53.080 Like your dick is swinging 03:07:53.080 --> 03:07:55.080 and fucking dangling in his fucking mouth, bro. 03:07:55.080 --> 03:07:57.080 That's how you need to play lane. 03:07:57.080 --> 03:07:59.080 You can't be this fucking pussy 03:07:59.080 --> 03:08:01.080 sitting back last with Q. 03:08:01.080 --> 03:08:03.080 That's not how you get better, bro. Limit test. 03:08:03.080 --> 03:08:05.080 I like that. 03:08:05.080 --> 03:08:09.080 All right, so now look oh my god. You took a turret shot 03:08:10.000 --> 03:08:12.000 Okay, how'd you get by the turret? 03:08:12.440 --> 03:08:15.600 So listen mood up what you're gonna do now is 03:08:16.360 --> 03:08:21.240 You might actually be forced to recall here your lane is fucked. It is what it is back up and recall 03:08:22.120 --> 03:08:25.600 But when you come back to lane, it's fine because if you just reset 03:08:25.600 --> 03:08:27.600 RECALL! MUDA! 03:08:27.600 --> 03:08:29.600 I am, I am! 03:08:29.600 --> 03:08:35.600 Muda, Muda, Muda! If he is on the tower, you can recall in almost the middle of your lane and he's not going to stop it. 03:08:35.600 --> 03:08:38.600 You don't need to waste all this time running all the way back, bro. 03:08:38.600 --> 03:08:39.600 Okay, okay, okay. 03:08:39.600 --> 03:08:44.600 Alright, so now you're going to walk Med, and then he's going to be pushing into you. 03:08:44.600 --> 03:08:47.600 Now he has no ignite, you're going to fucking spit in his- 03:08:47.600 --> 03:08:48.600 He's not hitting. 03:08:48.600 --> 03:08:50.600 Yeah, yeah, he's just not hitting, but he's pushing though. 03:08:50.600 --> 03:08:53.600 I'll be last hitting as a bronze. 03:08:53.600 --> 03:08:55.600 Muda SHUT THE FUCK UP! 03:08:55.600 --> 03:08:57.600 ITS YOU INSINUATE! 03:08:57.600 --> 03:08:59.600 Are you doing this? Are you actually doing this? 03:08:59.600 --> 03:09:01.600 Are you actually doing this smurf shit again? 03:09:01.600 --> 03:09:03.600 Oh my god, bro. 03:09:05.600 --> 03:09:09.600 Muda, if you insinuate that he's a smurf again, we're gonna have problems. 03:09:09.600 --> 03:09:11.600 Alright. 03:09:13.600 --> 03:09:15.600 Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up. 03:09:15.600 --> 03:09:17.600 I'm gonna fast pings him up. 03:09:17.600 --> 03:09:19.600 No, no, no, no, JNC farm! JNC! 03:09:19.600 --> 03:09:21.600 Oh, take Muda's cannon, take Muda's cannon. 03:09:21.600 --> 03:09:23.600 Smite the cannon! Smite his cannon! 03:09:23.600 --> 03:09:25.600 Okay now go for the red! 03:09:26.600 --> 03:09:29.600 Muda, do you know why you just lost your cannon? Yes or no? 03:09:29.600 --> 03:09:31.600 I took it, I got it, I got it. 03:09:31.600 --> 03:09:33.600 No you didn't, Jinx he got it. 03:09:33.600 --> 03:09:34.600 Say it one more time. 03:09:34.600 --> 03:09:35.600 One more time! 03:09:38.600 --> 03:09:43.600 Muda, listen to me. The reason why Jinx he took your cannon is because you didn't deserve it. 03:09:43.600 --> 03:09:47.600 People that deserve cannons are people that are going to do something with the gold they get. 03:09:47.600 --> 03:09:54.600 If you're just gonna be AFK sitting back then might as well have the gold go to the to the fucking elves, bro 03:09:54.600 --> 03:10:00.400 And the fairies in the fucking river, so if you're gonna get the gold you better fucking carry with it 03:10:00.400 --> 03:10:01.900 Am I understood? 03:10:01.900 --> 03:10:03.900 Yes, I understand touch. 03:10:03.900 --> 03:10:04.900 Alright. 03:10:04.900 --> 03:10:06.900 I'm dead. 03:10:08.900 --> 03:10:12.900 Okay, just keep running. No, why are you turning? Run, run, run. 03:10:12.900 --> 03:10:15.900 My shit is lagging, bro. Is it the fucking discord call? 03:10:15.900 --> 03:10:23.220 Okay, so now Jinxie Jinxie take the crab and then afterwards Jinxie. What did we say about mid lane? 03:10:24.300 --> 03:10:25.660 Whenever 03:10:25.660 --> 03:10:31.980 Whenever I come there and just give me all the minions exactly so Muda right now. You're gonna have to give Jinxie your entire wave 03:10:33.780 --> 03:10:39.180 What the fuck does that fucking mean while you're about to find out in five seconds Jinxie? 03:10:39.180 --> 03:10:44.740 It's an all-you-can-eat buffet and Jinxie wait fight this fight this. Yeah, you went it wait. He had ignite 03:10:45.900 --> 03:10:51.140 We're to all you all you. We're to all you. He's one yep. This is good. This is good. This is good 03:10:52.320 --> 03:10:54.320 Nice 03:10:55.780 --> 03:11:00.020 Yep, oh no, you're being a really good little boy by fucking winning that lane right now 03:11:02.180 --> 03:11:05.100 What is that doing James? I can't see your screen 03:11:05.100 --> 03:11:07.100 Yeah 03:11:14.100 --> 03:11:20.060 Okay, if we turn off the cameras, then can you share your screen? Yes, okay, what it's not your camera 03:11:23.700 --> 03:11:29.580 My whole thing's breaking my entire discords like breaking. Okay, all right. It's off Jinx. You can share 03:11:29.580 --> 03:11:35.660 Did you like those how do I get this shit off of the screen? No, it's good like listen Muda, that's what we did 03:11:39.360 --> 03:11:42.420 Okay, so now listen we're gonna be gross phone 03:11:43.280 --> 03:11:45.520 Jinxie we needed to share screen bro 03:11:46.480 --> 03:11:51.100 Hey, hey, hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. My am I am I have a habit of never doing this again? 03:11:51.120 --> 03:11:54.400 Well, I I'm like lagging my sound switching 03:11:54.400 --> 03:11:59.000 Alright, so listen, this is what we're going to do. 03:11:59.000 --> 03:12:01.760 Jinxie, go farm your bot side, farm your bot side, look for dragon. 03:12:01.760 --> 03:12:03.200 I'm lagging my fucking ass off. 03:12:03.200 --> 03:12:04.400 Okay, you see, don't fuck it. 03:12:04.400 --> 03:12:06.400 Jinxie, take your hangar out on mid lane. 03:12:06.400 --> 03:12:07.720 Steal a wave of minions right now. 03:12:07.720 --> 03:12:08.720 Stop, stop, bro. 03:12:08.720 --> 03:12:09.720 Okay, no gank. 03:12:09.720 --> 03:12:12.720 Get this in the gank! 03:12:12.720 --> 03:12:16.160 Okay, yeah, back up, back up, that's good. 03:12:16.160 --> 03:12:17.160 Now go for the raptors. 03:12:17.160 --> 03:12:20.160 I'm going to help, I'm going to help, I'm going to help. 03:12:20.160 --> 03:12:21.160 I'm going to go in and help him. 03:12:21.160 --> 03:12:22.160 I can't. 03:12:22.160 --> 03:12:23.160 I can't. 03:12:23.160 --> 03:12:24.660 I can't get out of here! 03:12:26.660 --> 03:12:29.660 What the fuck? I'm empty one shot, bro! 03:12:29.660 --> 03:12:30.660 What the fuck? I'm empty one shot, bro! 03:12:30.660 --> 03:12:32.160 What the fuck? I'm empty one shot, bro! 03:12:32.160 --> 03:12:33.160 What the fuck? I'm empty one shot, bro! 03:12:34.160 --> 03:12:34.660 Whatever. 03:12:34.660 --> 03:12:35.660 I can't, I can't... 03:12:37.660 --> 03:12:39.160 Don't test! Tell me, bro, what do I do here? 03:12:39.160 --> 03:12:41.160 You're just leading me out like a fucking dumbass! 03:12:41.160 --> 03:12:43.160 Ok, so listen, listen. This is what you're going to do. 03:12:43.160 --> 03:12:45.160 I want you to look at him, look at him. 03:12:45.160 --> 03:12:47.660 Ok, so what you can do is you're going to have your ult up here. 03:12:47.660 --> 03:12:51.660 So Loki, what you could do is you could actually maybe look for a play here. 03:12:51.660 --> 03:12:59.460 here but should I just go back no yeah no yeah okay so now muda muda your 03:12:59.460 --> 03:13:03.340 jungler is lagging and it's the only reason he died to your laner so we're 03:13:03.340 --> 03:13:06.180 gonna have to sit here and give him compliments that he feels better right 03:13:06.180 --> 03:13:11.340 now compliment him now you see you did very good bro honestly that wasn't your 03:13:11.340 --> 03:13:16.020 fucking fault bro you fucking lagging bro you were fucking well I don't know 03:13:16.020 --> 03:13:20.380 what's happening I don't my screen's tearing it's tears every two seconds 03:13:20.380 --> 03:13:23.380 I just missed the cannon. I don't want to try the last one. 03:13:50.380 --> 03:13:55.180 that he heals so the problem is that you're never gonna be able to kill him if you do small trades 03:13:55.180 --> 03:13:59.580 he's just gonna out heal everything so you need to look for a big all-in so what i want to do is i 03:13:59.580 --> 03:14:05.660 want you to hard push this wave and then recall hard push hard push shove it in shove it in i'm 03:14:05.660 --> 03:14:12.780 shoving it in dad i'm shoving it in i'm shoving it in daddy okay shove it bro now okay good gone 03:14:12.780 --> 03:14:19.340 gone gone gone gone all right i have a gank coach i'm about a gank okay and now okay uh jinxy 03:14:19.340 --> 03:14:25.120 it's all you bro it's all you bro okay so now walk man okay Jinxie if you don't 03:14:25.120 --> 03:14:28.660 have a gang kids fine you can just go for the crab mood a hover but I need to 03:14:28.660 --> 03:14:32.780 what's happening right now why am I stunned off this whole fucking game my 03:14:32.780 --> 03:14:43.100 god oh my god Jinxie when I die Jinxie stop feeding bro okay Jinxie well we're 03:14:43.100 --> 03:14:48.440 gonna need you to do now is you're gonna have to look on the the reset soon like 03:14:48.440 --> 03:14:50.440 Just recall and then go for your top to bot clear. 03:14:50.440 --> 03:14:52.440 Oh god. 03:14:52.440 --> 03:14:54.440 No, did I just die? 03:14:54.440 --> 03:14:56.440 So... 03:14:56.440 --> 03:14:58.440 Bro, so what am I doing wrong? 03:14:58.440 --> 03:15:00.440 How is this guy doing this? 03:15:00.440 --> 03:15:04.440 So, unironically, this is a pretty bad matchup for you, I think. 03:15:04.440 --> 03:15:06.440 Really? 03:15:06.440 --> 03:15:14.440 But what you need to do, and the way that you're going to win this, is because Zin's house is a champ where it's like, he's going to win short trades and he's also probably going to win long trades too. 03:15:14.440 --> 03:15:17.440 So you're just going to have to sit there, bend over and take it. 03:15:17.440 --> 03:15:19.680 There's not really much that can happen in this line. 03:15:19.680 --> 03:15:20.880 That's so fucking neat. 03:15:20.880 --> 03:15:22.880 So how, what's the fuck? 03:15:25.080 --> 03:15:25.800 Okay, wait. 03:15:27.200 --> 03:15:30.080 Alright, so listen, Muda, this is how we're going to play it, okay? 03:15:30.080 --> 03:15:34.000 You're going to try to look for last hits right now, 03:15:34.000 --> 03:15:36.000 and you have to dodge the W. 03:15:36.000 --> 03:15:41.040 The second you dodge his W, you can E-N and then look for trades on him. 03:15:41.040 --> 03:15:44.400 But you need to dodge a W. It's when he shoots out his cock. 03:15:44.400 --> 03:15:48.820 Is it that, is it that, is it that like, uh, the, the fork kinda? 03:15:48.820 --> 03:15:49.820 Yeah, exactly. 03:15:49.820 --> 03:15:50.820 Now push! 03:15:50.820 --> 03:15:51.820 PUSH! 03:15:51.820 --> 03:15:52.820 PUSH! 03:15:52.820 --> 03:15:55.020 I got it, I got it, I got it. 03:15:55.020 --> 03:15:58.540 Next wave two, next wave two, next wave two, push! 03:15:58.540 --> 03:16:04.500 Okay, so now since I was getting a guy in the suit, I want you to set up for your tornado. 03:16:04.500 --> 03:16:07.860 Okay, my Q3, yeah, is there a bullet bottom, you see him? 03:16:07.860 --> 03:16:08.860 Yep, yep. 03:16:08.860 --> 03:16:09.860 Just wait. 03:16:09.860 --> 03:16:13.460 So now keep fighting. 03:16:13.460 --> 03:16:15.460 Yes, this is exactly how you do it. 03:16:15.460 --> 03:16:17.460 No, Alta, if you Alta, yes. 03:16:17.460 --> 03:16:19.460 Now Q, nice. 03:16:19.460 --> 03:16:21.460 Nice! 03:16:21.460 --> 03:16:23.460 Good! So see that- 03:16:23.460 --> 03:16:25.460 Was that worth, though? Was that even worth? 03:16:25.460 --> 03:16:29.460 What do you mean, was that worth? He loses a cannonwave and you go to SHUT DOWN! 03:16:29.460 --> 03:16:31.460 Yes! It's fucking worth! 03:16:31.460 --> 03:16:33.460 Now type it in all chat. 03:16:33.460 --> 03:16:37.460 Say get shit on unskilled piece of shit bastard. 03:16:37.460 --> 03:16:41.460 Get shit on unskilled piece of shit bastard. 03:16:41.460 --> 03:16:43.460 Yes! There we go! Yes! 03:16:43.460 --> 03:16:44.460 Get out of here! 03:16:44.460 --> 03:16:45.460 No! 03:16:45.460 --> 03:16:46.460 Good! 03:16:46.460 --> 03:16:47.460 Alright, so now you're going to walk mid. 03:16:47.460 --> 03:16:49.460 Jinxie, what's going on with you right now? 03:16:49.460 --> 03:16:50.460 I'm just lagging, man. 03:16:50.460 --> 03:16:52.460 I don't know my screen's tearing. 03:16:52.460 --> 03:16:53.460 I'm lagging. 03:16:53.460 --> 03:16:54.460 Okay. 03:16:54.460 --> 03:16:55.460 My game exploded. 03:16:55.460 --> 03:16:56.460 I'll fix it after. 03:16:56.460 --> 03:16:57.460 Okay, okay, okay. 03:16:57.460 --> 03:16:58.460 We're going to be good then. 03:16:58.460 --> 03:16:59.460 Do you see my screen sharing or no? 03:16:59.460 --> 03:17:01.460 No, not screen sharing. 03:17:01.460 --> 03:17:02.460 Alright. 03:17:02.460 --> 03:17:04.460 I'm about to actually freak out a second. 03:17:04.460 --> 03:17:05.460 I am screen sharing. 03:17:05.460 --> 03:17:06.460 Are you sure? 03:17:06.460 --> 03:17:07.460 Do I last hit this minion? 03:17:07.460 --> 03:17:08.460 Oh, yeah, wait, wait. 03:17:08.460 --> 03:17:09.460 I can see it. 03:17:09.460 --> 03:17:10.460 Okay, you're good. 03:17:10.460 --> 03:17:13.220 Do I want to last at these or no? 03:17:13.220 --> 03:17:17.940 Yeah, so listen, Muda, when he walks back to Linkshire, you're going to want to look for another fight, okay? 03:17:17.940 --> 03:17:21.620 I can gank with something. 03:17:21.620 --> 03:17:24.420 Yeah, yeah, no, Jinxie coming! Jinxie, this is all you! 03:17:24.420 --> 03:17:26.260 He set it up for you! 03:17:26.260 --> 03:17:28.500 It's one shot, get up, Jinxie! 03:17:28.500 --> 03:17:30.180 Yeah! 03:17:30.180 --> 03:17:34.980 Jinxie, take Muda's wave! Take the wave! Take the wave! 03:17:34.980 --> 03:17:38.180 Jinxie, what the fuck is wrong with you? 03:17:38.180 --> 03:17:40.180 YOU SON OF A BITCH! 03:17:40.180 --> 03:17:42.180 Okay, listen. 03:17:42.180 --> 03:17:48.180 Okay, so, Muda, unironically, I want you to thank Jinxie for taking your wave right now. 03:17:48.180 --> 03:17:51.180 Because if he didn't take it, it would have frozen for Zinzow. 03:17:51.180 --> 03:17:54.180 Say thank you, Jinxie, for saving my wave state. 03:17:54.180 --> 03:17:59.180 Jinxie, thank you for saving my wave... uh, wave what? 03:17:59.180 --> 03:18:00.180 Wave state. 03:18:00.180 --> 03:18:02.180 Now jerk it a little bit. 03:18:02.180 --> 03:18:06.180 Like, what is this duo between you guys? 03:18:06.180 --> 03:18:13.180 Muda, if your duo tells you to jerk it a little bit, you should be sitting here, and you should be making a 03:18:13.180 --> 03:18:18.180 wha-wha-wha-wha sound. And if you're not, then you're not committed enough! 03:18:21.180 --> 03:18:22.180 Alright. 03:18:24.180 --> 03:18:26.180 Okay, run away, just run away and then recall. 03:18:26.180 --> 03:18:30.180 Yeah, so that's the thing, if you ever walk up to Zinzau, you're genuinely fucked. 03:18:30.180 --> 03:18:32.180 What the fuck is that shit? 03:18:32.180 --> 03:18:36.400 Yeah, you you listen you can't fight him it is what it is it is what it is 03:18:36.420 --> 03:18:41.700 That's why the way that you're gonna win is just by antagonizing my vote now your support is in thing 03:18:42.200 --> 03:18:44.980 Yo, why are we fucking? 03:18:49.580 --> 03:18:55.080 Okay, okay listen Jinxie this we're gonna do now Jinxie clear your blood side look on the dragon 03:18:55.080 --> 03:18:57.580 It's in a good spot right now got it got it 03:18:57.580 --> 03:19:06.860 Push my wave right bro. Yes daddy. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah be a good little boy and push those minions in 03:19:06.860 --> 03:19:12.180 Yes daddy. Yes daddy. Okay now Muda I'm gonna want you to stick your tongue out and make a little ah sound 03:19:12.180 --> 03:19:20.340 Ah good. Alright that's what I like to see. Dad you know what that shows me Muda? That shows me that you're also coachable. 03:19:20.340 --> 03:19:25.540 Jinx C thank your duo. Oh wait number one. Okay Jinx you're gonna have to look for a fight here. 03:19:25.540 --> 03:19:31.380 I want you to hold your Q on Vigor hold Q okay E and then there we go yep again again 03:19:32.140 --> 03:19:34.860 Your Q is up in one hold it you need to hold it on him 03:19:35.580 --> 03:19:38.260 Fight the fight the likes fight the likes fuck the father likes yep 03:19:39.700 --> 03:19:44.020 Okay, all right now try to look for a turn your Q is up in one second 03:19:44.500 --> 03:19:46.540 Civic and run 03:19:46.540 --> 03:19:48.540 Mooda! Mooda rotate! Mooda! 03:19:48.540 --> 03:19:50.580 Oh, no Jynx you don't walk in you're gonna die 03:19:50.580 --> 03:19:54.880 come on wait okay no it's fine it's fine you guys come back off now it's okay 03:19:54.880 --> 03:19:59.760 all right so now Jinx you're gonna farm Krugs Muda whatever you do just do not 03:19:59.760 --> 03:20:05.120 engage if you try fighting him you're probably gonna lose here 03:20:06.240 --> 03:20:15.740 I'm actually gonna fucking lose it wait yeah not bad Jinx you listen it's 03:20:15.740 --> 03:20:20.340 fine because in your time of need your duo for once is actually coming through 03:20:20.340 --> 03:20:26.020 I'm fucking carrying this shit. Do you hear me? 03:20:26.660 --> 03:20:32.220 Yes, okay. Well guys, but there's still a bit of a problem because our top lane is 050 right now though 03:20:32.220 --> 03:20:37.220 So we can't get too ahead of ourselves. Muda make sure you report Katelyn before the game. Yeah, I got it 03:20:38.340 --> 03:20:41.900 All right, so now Muda go for a plate go for a plate go for the plate 03:20:41.900 --> 03:20:46.260 He's still dead for four seconds Muda listen to me when somebody is dead 03:20:46.260 --> 03:20:51.460 It gives you a timer to do shit. That shit sure is hitting the turret. Okay. Now you can recall 03:20:54.700 --> 03:20:59.300 Yes, that like that's how you got to do it, bro your champion is broken as fuck 03:20:59.300 --> 03:21:02.900 We need to use the tools that ride gave us in order to properly 03:21:03.500 --> 03:21:05.500 Unlock it to its full potential 03:21:05.580 --> 03:21:07.580 Yes, bro. Yes 03:21:07.620 --> 03:21:09.860 All right. Yes, daddy. All right 03:21:09.860 --> 03:21:15.780 Now listen, this is what we're gonna have to do. Jingxian Muda as a team bonding exercise. 03:21:15.780 --> 03:21:20.020 I want one of you to be the daddy and the other one to be the good boy. 03:21:20.020 --> 03:21:25.800 And I want you guys to role play for about 30 seconds until the next objective time responds on Rift Herald. 03:21:27.500 --> 03:21:33.700 Be a good boy for daddy, Muda. Yes, yes. Bend over. Wait, wait, hold on. Oh my god. 03:21:33.700 --> 03:21:34.700 Oh my god. 03:21:34.700 --> 03:21:35.700 Nice! 03:21:35.700 --> 03:21:36.700 Okay, nice. 03:21:36.700 --> 03:21:37.700 Oh my god. 03:21:37.700 --> 03:21:38.700 Nice, this is good. 03:21:38.700 --> 03:21:40.700 Now you're shedding in his mouth. 03:21:40.700 --> 03:21:43.700 So now, Muda, I'm going to want you to all chat. 03:21:43.700 --> 03:21:47.700 Type, pfft, how did that smell? 03:21:47.700 --> 03:21:48.700 And then- 03:21:48.700 --> 03:21:49.700 Literally type it! 03:21:49.700 --> 03:21:50.700 Literally type it! 03:21:50.700 --> 03:21:51.700 Type it, Muda! 03:21:51.700 --> 03:21:52.700 Back up! 03:21:52.700 --> 03:21:53.700 Fine, but sure, one second. 03:21:53.700 --> 03:21:56.700 Okay, Jincy, go from the, go from the held. 03:21:56.700 --> 03:21:59.700 How did it smell? 03:21:59.700 --> 03:22:00.700 Good. 03:22:00.700 --> 03:22:02.700 Okay, so now Muda finishes, sort it and then kill that gnar. 03:22:02.700 --> 03:22:07.700 There you go. Now, maybe we don't kill Lunar? Maybe just back off here, low key. 03:22:07.700 --> 03:22:11.700 Actually, no, you can't keep fighting. Keep fighting. Keep fighting. Keep fighting. Good. 03:22:11.700 --> 03:22:15.700 I want you to, if you box up, you fashion him, but if not, just recall. 03:22:15.700 --> 03:22:22.700 Okay, so now Jynxie, you're gonna go for the Herald here. After the Herald, we're gonna look for a top guy, 03:22:22.700 --> 03:22:27.700 because the one is pushing in, okay? 03:22:27.700 --> 03:22:34.020 Moodle Baljin, I'll get the eye the eye the eye now Moodle Baljin sees ganking top 03:22:34.020 --> 03:22:39.020 I want you to all chat and shit talk to Gwen do it do it for him be like ha ha Gwen you should run 03:22:39.540 --> 03:22:42.100 Ha ha oh my god. I'm fighting someone right now though 03:22:43.780 --> 03:22:46.280 multi-task multi-task 03:22:47.180 --> 03:22:51.060 Okay, okay, you're gonna have to hold Q hold it when nice 03:22:51.060 --> 03:22:53.060 Yes! 03:22:53.060 --> 03:22:55.060 No, no, no, no. 03:22:55.060 --> 03:22:57.060 Okay, GenC, you can fight this. You can fight this. 03:22:57.060 --> 03:22:58.060 Oh, no. 03:22:58.060 --> 03:23:00.060 Yo, mid-laner! What the f- 03:23:00.060 --> 03:23:02.060 Mid-laner! 03:23:02.060 --> 03:23:04.060 Mid-laner! 03:23:04.060 --> 03:23:06.060 Mid-laner! 03:23:06.060 --> 03:23:10.060 You are the most coping son of a bitch I've ever seen! 03:23:10.060 --> 03:23:15.060 I'm helping, but I'm mid-laned! 03:23:15.060 --> 03:23:17.060 Okay. 03:23:17.060 --> 03:23:19.060 GenC? 03:23:19.060 --> 03:23:21.060 Report Klan, please. 03:23:21.060 --> 03:23:23.060 Yep, it's okay. 03:23:23.060 --> 03:23:26.060 Okay, so GenC, your mid laner instead of helping you, 03:23:26.060 --> 03:23:29.060 randomly walked ball lane and entered to the enemy ADC 03:23:29.060 --> 03:23:32.060 after taking two turret shots for no reason. 03:23:32.060 --> 03:23:34.060 How does that make you feel? 03:23:34.060 --> 03:23:37.060 Yeah, Muta, like, one, you need to watch your lane. 03:23:37.060 --> 03:23:40.060 If somebody leaves, like, just stop, turn your brain off, Muta. 03:23:40.060 --> 03:23:43.060 You're not faker. Stay in your lane and hit the minions, bro. 03:23:43.060 --> 03:23:46.060 Yo, if you stayed in your lane, you would have been able to chase that guy, 03:23:46.060 --> 03:23:47.820 Chase that guy, I'm gonna be able to double fight him 03:23:47.820 --> 03:23:50.140 or you're gonna be able to talk to me and say he's coming. 03:23:50.140 --> 03:23:50.980 The fuck, man? 03:23:50.980 --> 03:23:52.860 What the fuck is this projection? 03:23:52.860 --> 03:23:54.700 You're two and three, I'm five and five, 03:23:54.700 --> 03:23:57.020 I'm doing good and my job, we're both doing good. 03:23:57.020 --> 03:23:59.180 Why are you always blaming me for no reason? 03:23:59.180 --> 03:24:00.020 I don't understand. 03:24:00.020 --> 03:24:01.740 You're getting CS mugged, bro. 03:24:01.740 --> 03:24:05.620 No, I'm not, I am literally beating him in CS mugged. 03:24:05.620 --> 03:24:06.460 I literally am. 03:24:06.460 --> 03:24:08.820 I'm CS mugging you, man. 03:24:08.820 --> 03:24:10.580 Oh my God, bro, you're a jungler. 03:24:11.940 --> 03:24:13.020 The fuck. 03:24:13.020 --> 03:24:13.860 All right, guys. 03:24:13.860 --> 03:24:15.940 Is this supposed to have the most CS or no? 03:24:15.940 --> 03:24:20.180 Junglers aren't supposed to, but the thing is the ones that carry games do. Remember that. 03:24:20.180 --> 03:24:21.180 Got it. 03:24:22.180 --> 03:24:25.380 So, think of it, guys. This is what we're gonna do here now, okay? 03:24:25.380 --> 03:24:27.580 Because right now the tensions are a little bit high. 03:24:27.580 --> 03:24:30.580 So, what we're gonna have to do is you guys are gonna have to coordinate something. 03:24:30.580 --> 03:24:33.080 That's like, Gwen, 5-in-1, that's mid right now or no? 03:24:33.080 --> 03:24:36.080 Well, listen, how about instead you ask your jungler, Muda? 03:24:36.080 --> 03:24:40.080 Like, I need you guys to start developing synergy! 03:24:40.080 --> 03:24:42.080 Dragon! Dragon! 03:24:42.080 --> 03:24:44.580 Jinx, he talked to your duo fast! 03:24:44.580 --> 03:24:45.420 Go drag. 03:24:45.420 --> 03:24:47.860 Jixi, let's take drag, let's take drag, Jixi. 03:24:47.860 --> 03:24:49.420 There's a girl mid, though there's a grand mid, 03:24:49.420 --> 03:24:50.860 so let's be careful for that. 03:24:53.420 --> 03:24:55.860 Take drag, bro, take drag, take drag. 03:24:55.860 --> 03:24:58.140 Jixi, if they come, I'll fight them off for you, okay? 03:24:58.140 --> 03:25:00.380 You just need to fight, okay? 03:25:00.380 --> 03:25:01.300 Yeah. 03:25:01.300 --> 03:25:02.300 Right there fighting. 03:25:07.340 --> 03:25:08.420 Jixi, flash on him. 03:25:09.780 --> 03:25:10.620 Drag. 03:25:10.620 --> 03:25:11.460 Who's the scum? 03:25:11.460 --> 03:25:13.020 Who's the drag, who's the drag? 03:25:13.020 --> 03:25:15.020 You guys got it, it's good. 03:25:15.020 --> 03:25:17.020 I'm dead though, bro. 03:25:17.020 --> 03:25:19.020 They're so fag, bro, I don't get it. 03:25:19.020 --> 03:25:20.020 I get it. 03:25:20.020 --> 03:25:23.020 Caitlyn's 0 and 6 and she died in-game. 03:25:23.020 --> 03:25:28.020 Yeah, but Jinxie, the thing is, it's fine, because your blind is also 3 and 10. 03:25:31.020 --> 03:25:32.020 How's that fine? 03:25:32.020 --> 03:25:34.020 How's that fucking fine? 03:25:34.020 --> 03:25:35.020 Because it's like... 03:25:35.020 --> 03:25:39.020 Our top lane's 3 and 9 and our top lane's 0 and 6, so our team is 3 and 19. 03:25:39.020 --> 03:25:40.020 Jesus. 03:25:40.020 --> 03:25:42.020 Yeah, but the thing is, listen. 03:25:42.020 --> 03:25:47.980 You guys you guys have what it takes to actually out carry this so all we're gonna need to do right now 03:25:48.000 --> 03:25:51.300 Okay, it's just lock it in the two of you need to 03:25:52.660 --> 03:25:59.140 Like guys guys think of it think of it right now imagine World War three broke out mood of what country are you from? 03:25:59.540 --> 03:26:04.200 I'm from Lebanon. I'm Canadian. Okay, Lebanon. Okay, Jinx. What country are you from? 03:26:05.700 --> 03:26:08.760 USA so imagine right now we need the USA 03:26:09.320 --> 03:26:11.320 Lebanese military 03:26:11.320 --> 03:26:13.320 Junction to fight off 03:26:14.880 --> 03:26:19.720 The new World War three bad guys does that make sense? 03:26:30.720 --> 03:26:32.720 Muda don't cast this 03:26:41.320 --> 03:26:44.120 I just did 99% damage. Why did you just KS? 03:26:44.120 --> 03:26:46.120 What do you mean? 03:26:46.120 --> 03:26:47.120 Why did you KS? 03:26:47.120 --> 03:26:49.120 Don't just say to help! 03:26:50.120 --> 03:26:53.120 Muda, I said help, but then at the end I said do not KS. 03:26:53.120 --> 03:26:54.120 You motherfucker. 03:26:54.120 --> 03:26:56.120 You motherfucking motherfucker. 03:26:56.120 --> 03:26:58.120 You motherfucking motherfucker. 03:26:58.120 --> 03:27:00.120 Why did you KS? 03:27:01.120 --> 03:27:03.120 Okay, listen. Jynxie. 03:27:03.120 --> 03:27:05.120 Muda just got a thousand gold. 03:27:05.120 --> 03:27:09.120 So, right now, we're gonna have to both get on our knees soon 03:27:09.120 --> 03:27:11.120 and pray that he's able to do it. 03:27:11.120 --> 03:27:20.620 I HIT THE FUCKING DOLLAR, MUDDA, YOU HIT THE FUCKER, HIT THE FUCKING DOLLAR, GOD DAMN IT, GET THE WAY, GET THE WAY! 03:27:20.620 --> 03:27:22.120 Yes daddy, yes daddy, yes daddy. 03:27:22.120 --> 03:27:27.120 FUCK! Why are we recalling that? Muda, what does a kill do for you in League of Legends? 03:27:27.120 --> 03:27:28.620 It gives you gold. 03:27:28.620 --> 03:27:33.120 No! Kills allow you to get more of the game. Keep finding Jinx, you got this. 03:27:33.120 --> 03:27:40.620 HELP! To this fucking brave, dead fucking team, shoot somebody! Thank you! Goddamn! I'm fighting for 10 minutes! 03:27:40.620 --> 03:27:44.020 Fucking help! You brain dead pieces of shit! 03:27:44.020 --> 03:27:46.020 Thank you! Fuck! 03:27:46.020 --> 03:27:46.520 Okay. 03:27:46.520 --> 03:27:49.520 If my damage is gonna be 80k, fuck! 03:27:49.520 --> 03:27:52.520 So listen, Muda, listen. 03:27:52.520 --> 03:27:58.520 When you get a kill in League of Legends, kills allow you to get downtime on the enemy 03:27:58.520 --> 03:28:03.520 where now you're able to actually go for plays and get objectives. 03:28:03.520 --> 03:28:05.020 That's how you win games. 03:28:05.020 --> 03:28:07.020 Yes, now fight the Gwen, you win this. 03:28:07.020 --> 03:28:09.020 As long as you don't miss all your Qs, you win this. 03:28:10.620 --> 03:28:17.300 good now push yes yes no I'm telling you 03:28:17.300 --> 03:28:21.220 I'm gonna give you a fucking nice prank if you ask again 03:28:21.220 --> 03:28:24.620 give it to me give it to me 03:28:24.620 --> 03:28:28.060 ah ah ah 03:28:28.060 --> 03:28:35.660 alright now Jin see I need you to give him a congratulatory spanking as well 03:28:35.660 --> 03:28:42.660 now 03:28:43.620 --> 03:28:47.540 okay so now jenzie run bud help muda he needs help 03:28:47.540 --> 03:28:51.020 he's 1v2 right now we need to help our duo 03:28:51.020 --> 03:28:52.780 coming down 03:28:52.780 --> 03:28:55.860 muda do not end before jenzie gets there 03:28:55.860 --> 03:28:57.460 try to back off here 03:28:57.460 --> 03:28:59.060 jenzie walk up you got this 03:28:59.060 --> 03:29:00.060 he's helping you 03:29:00.060 --> 03:29:04.700 go in! go in! 03:29:04.700 --> 03:29:05.760 NOOOOOOOOOOISS! 03:29:07.740 --> 03:29:10.600 Okay GenC, your governor stole the kill so take the wave. 03:29:12.180 --> 03:29:13.340 Wait, Moody, you stole another kill? 03:29:13.340 --> 03:29:16.380 No I didn't, but what are you fucking doing right now? 03:29:17.160 --> 03:29:21.100 See, I swear to god you should literally see what I'm fucking doing right now. 03:29:21.100 --> 03:29:23.900 You would lose your fucking marbles what I'm fucking doing right now. 03:29:24.900 --> 03:29:26.280 Wait, he KS twice coach? 03:29:26.540 --> 03:29:27.580 Yep, two times. 03:29:28.040 --> 03:29:31.120 No I didn't, god's bro, I swear to god, I'm getting all these- 03:29:31.120 --> 03:29:32.800 Well, no, what is this? 03:29:32.800 --> 03:29:36.080 Don't devote it to this call is nothing but a 2v1 03:29:36.640 --> 03:29:38.640 Muda you have to assist 03:29:39.360 --> 03:29:41.360 You're doing as far 03:29:41.680 --> 03:29:45.320 I'm gonna fix it. I think we should take drag. Just say can we take drag of his daddy? 03:29:45.320 --> 03:29:48.320 I have to go listen. I have to go listen. I have to go listen. Okay 03:29:49.400 --> 03:29:55.840 Jinxie Jinxie listen, you probably should look for the dragon low key though dragon isn't a bad shout here 03:29:55.840 --> 03:29:57.840 It's low key good. It's in Tommy 03:29:57.840 --> 03:30:01.840 try to run away from him, try to run away from him 03:30:01.840 --> 03:30:05.840 MOTO 1v2 them bro! HAVE SOME CONFIDENCE! 03:30:05.840 --> 03:30:08.840 FUCKING YOVA GLAN! 03:30:08.840 --> 03:30:12.840 oh my god 03:30:12.840 --> 03:30:16.840 ok jinx they have bad news 03:30:16.840 --> 03:30:21.840 the bad news is your duo doesn't have enough confidence right now to fight 03:30:21.840 --> 03:30:26.840 so you're gonna have to sit there and give him confidence 03:30:26.840 --> 03:30:28.840 Am I just dead guys? 03:30:28.840 --> 03:30:31.840 I wouldn't give him confidence but he stole two of my kills. 03:30:31.840 --> 03:30:32.840 Fair. 03:30:32.840 --> 03:30:34.840 Okay, I have Muto, your party just fucked. 03:30:34.840 --> 03:30:36.840 No, Ian, don't try to kill on the locks. 03:30:38.840 --> 03:30:40.840 Okay, so Muto, listen to me. 03:30:40.840 --> 03:30:44.840 Your problem right now is you're playing the game like you have zero self-confidence. 03:30:44.840 --> 03:30:48.840 When you're this fed, it's like a 3v1 in fucking Valorant. 03:30:48.840 --> 03:30:51.840 You should not be sitting there and fucking peeking corners, bro. 03:30:51.840 --> 03:30:54.840 Go in and fight! 03:30:54.840 --> 03:30:59.720 You're never gonna carry this game ever if you keep playing the way that you are 03:30:59.720 --> 03:31:01.240 Do you understand? 03:31:01.240 --> 03:31:03.240 Yes daddy yes daddy yes daddy yes daddy 03:31:03.240 --> 03:31:06.240 No! You're not allowing me daddy right now after that 03:31:06.240 --> 03:31:08.240 You're not allowing me daddy right now after that 03:31:08.240 --> 03:31:10.240 Okay sorry sir sorry sir 03:31:10.240 --> 03:31:12.240 Alright, so Jamesy this we're gonna do 03:31:12.240 --> 03:31:15.240 Now this Caitlyn is such a fucking worthless fucking piece of shit 03:31:15.240 --> 03:31:17.240 I know I know but listen Jamesy listen to me 03:31:17.240 --> 03:31:19.240 I fucking hate you so fucking much Caitlyn 03:31:19.240 --> 03:31:21.240 I fucking hate you so fucking much 03:31:21.240 --> 03:31:23.240 Jamesy listen to me right now this is what we're gonna do here 03:31:23.240 --> 03:31:28.240 I don't want you to go for the wolves. Muda, run to the Baron. You guys are going to 2-man the Baron right now, okay? 03:31:28.240 --> 03:31:30.240 Down, down, down, down, down, down. 03:31:30.240 --> 03:31:31.240 Okay. 03:31:31.240 --> 03:31:32.240 Do you want me to kill a Vigor? 03:31:32.240 --> 03:31:35.240 No! No! No! Baron! Go Baron! Go Baron! Go Baron! Go Baron! 03:31:35.240 --> 03:31:38.240 Don't show! Don't show! 03:31:38.240 --> 03:31:41.240 Oh my god, bro. I'm going to Baron. I'm going to Baron. 03:31:41.240 --> 03:31:42.240 Muda, I need you to Baron. 03:31:42.240 --> 03:31:46.240 No! You jinxed! He's winning the play! He's fucking winning it! 03:31:46.240 --> 03:31:48.240 Muda, get to Baron! What the fuck are you doing? 03:31:48.240 --> 03:31:52.320 I'm on my way 03:31:55.800 --> 03:31:59.780 Okay, listen this bound is a good car share it actually works 03:32:02.240 --> 03:32:06.520 Okay, this is good this is good 03:32:08.880 --> 03:32:13.980 So now this what we're gonna do guys go talk go talk both of you guys go talk 03:32:13.980 --> 03:32:21.000 You guys are gonna fucking take over this with this lane. Have you ever heard I am the captain now you guys are the captains of this game now 03:32:21.340 --> 03:32:23.480 Jinxie don't all ten don't all ten. Oh, okay 03:32:24.720 --> 03:32:26.720 Wait, you can find out you can fight oh 03:32:29.040 --> 03:32:33.420 God get on bro get on hold Q hold Q 03:32:36.180 --> 03:32:38.180 I need help 03:32:38.180 --> 03:32:40.180 You're so fast. 03:32:40.180 --> 03:32:42.180 Kill the box, kill the box. 03:32:42.180 --> 03:32:44.180 Nice, nice, nice. 03:32:44.180 --> 03:32:46.180 Okay, Muda, Muda, push the end, Hebchir. 03:32:46.180 --> 03:32:48.180 Oh wait, you might actually have to recall. 03:32:48.180 --> 03:32:50.180 I can't play with this life! 03:32:50.180 --> 03:32:52.180 I think I have to know, bro. 03:32:52.180 --> 03:32:54.180 Yes, recall. 03:32:54.180 --> 03:32:56.180 I don't know, I got the harbors on my feet. 03:33:00.180 --> 03:33:02.180 Okay, listen. 03:33:02.180 --> 03:33:04.180 Yes? 03:33:04.180 --> 03:33:06.180 Yup, that's good, that's good bye. 03:33:06.180 --> 03:33:08.180 Go save the toilets! 03:33:08.180 --> 03:33:10.180 What are you fucking on? 03:33:10.180 --> 03:33:11.180 Stop! 03:33:11.180 --> 03:33:13.180 MOOOOO! 03:33:21.180 --> 03:33:23.180 You ever just lose a gate? 03:33:29.180 --> 03:33:31.180 How do I fix screen-screen garen? 03:33:31.180 --> 03:33:35.180 Okay, GenC, before you fix it, I need to show you what just happened. 03:33:36.180 --> 03:33:45.100 I'm going to be honest, Jamesy, after you see this, you might never view Muda the same 03:33:45.100 --> 03:33:46.100 ever again. 03:33:46.100 --> 03:33:47.940 Bro, what do you mean? 03:33:47.940 --> 03:33:49.940 What are you talking about? 03:33:49.940 --> 03:33:53.940 Okay, are you looking at my screen? 03:33:53.940 --> 03:33:55.940 Yeah. 03:33:55.940 --> 03:33:57.940 Muda? 03:33:57.940 --> 03:34:04.020 Like, Jamesy, do you remember what you did to own a pixel in that one game? 03:34:04.020 --> 03:34:05.020 Yes. 03:34:05.020 --> 03:34:07.020 Muda did this here but 10 times worse. 03:34:09.020 --> 03:34:10.520 Bro, I literally... 03:34:10.520 --> 03:34:13.020 It looked like I was 12 and 8 bro. 03:34:13.020 --> 03:34:15.020 And everyone was fed. What did I do? 03:34:15.020 --> 03:34:18.020 No, no, no, no, no. You are now allowed to speak right now. 03:34:21.020 --> 03:34:23.020 Jinxie, are you watching? 03:34:23.020 --> 03:34:24.020 Yeah. 03:34:24.020 --> 03:34:26.020 Okay, look at this. 03:34:26.020 --> 03:34:29.020 So, I want you to understand that right now Muda is recalling, right? 03:34:29.020 --> 03:34:30.020 Yep. 03:34:30.020 --> 03:34:32.020 And right now he's in base. 03:34:32.020 --> 03:34:34.020 Look at this. 03:34:34.020 --> 03:34:37.020 Muda isn't base, right? 03:34:37.020 --> 03:34:38.020 Yep. 03:34:45.020 --> 03:34:46.020 Oh my god. 03:34:46.020 --> 03:34:47.020 No. 03:34:47.020 --> 03:34:48.020 Fucking motherfucker. 03:34:48.020 --> 03:34:49.020 Dude, don't be weird. 03:34:49.020 --> 03:34:50.020 Don't be weird. 03:34:50.020 --> 03:34:51.020 I had the buy open. 03:34:51.020 --> 03:34:53.020 See, I had the buy thing open. 03:34:53.020 --> 03:34:54.020 I didn't know they were even that close. 03:34:54.020 --> 03:34:55.020 Motherfucking motherfucker. 03:34:55.020 --> 03:34:57.020 Bro, I didn't know they were- 03:34:57.020 --> 03:34:58.020 Motherfucking motherfucker. 03:34:58.020 --> 03:35:00.020 Dude, dude, I swear to god I had the buy- 03:35:00.020 --> 03:35:02.020 I didn't know they were hitting our nexus. 03:35:02.020 --> 03:35:06.180 our nexus i didn't even know they were that close i didn't even know they were that close so 03:35:09.860 --> 03:35:17.460 i had the most chills on our team i'm sorry robert you still feel okay so 10 and 8 03:35:20.820 --> 03:35:27.460 what the fuck were you doing jing see oh my pc is lagging high-fives high-fives my pc is lagging 03:35:27.460 --> 03:35:29.180 Oh guys, can you turn off the camera? 03:35:29.180 --> 03:35:31.180 Oh guys, what the fuck is even happening bro? 03:35:31.180 --> 03:35:34.180 Muda! Where are you? 03:35:34.180 --> 03:35:36.180 What am I supposed to do? 03:35:36.180 --> 03:35:38.180 Yo guys, how's it going? 03:35:38.180 --> 03:35:40.180 I just watched Muda and... 03:35:40.180 --> 03:35:45.460 You're buying items while they're hitting our nexus. 03:35:45.460 --> 03:35:47.460 Bro, you should net like... 03:35:47.460 --> 03:35:50.460 Muda, you should be ashamed of yourself. 03:35:50.460 --> 03:35:52.460 Okay. 03:35:52.460 --> 03:35:54.460 Buying items while they're hitting our nexus. 03:35:54.460 --> 03:35:56.460 You motherfucking motherfuckers. 03:35:56.460 --> 03:35:57.460 Muda. 03:35:57.460 --> 03:36:00.460 You emptying sack of shit, Muda. 03:36:00.460 --> 03:36:03.460 Bro, what the fuck? 03:36:03.460 --> 03:36:05.460 I had the menu open. 03:36:05.460 --> 03:36:07.460 I didn't know they were that close. 03:36:07.460 --> 03:36:08.460 But, okay. 03:36:08.460 --> 03:36:13.460 Muda, when you buy items in the future, you press P and you just right-click on the item. 03:36:13.460 --> 03:36:16.460 Why was your shop open for 15 seconds? 03:36:16.460 --> 03:36:20.460 Because I was selling my Dorns braid to buy the hammer. 03:36:20.460 --> 03:36:21.460 Oh, great. 03:36:21.460 --> 03:36:22.460 The hammer. 03:36:22.460 --> 03:36:24.460 They're in our nexus! 03:36:24.460 --> 03:36:30.400 Didn't know that the hammer they're in the neck says John says we played the clip 03:36:37.620 --> 03:36:42.660 How long no I need an exact second of how much time you spent in the base all right, we can watch 03:36:43.340 --> 03:36:46.280 Boy, Jin see Jin see you know we can do instead 03:36:47.200 --> 03:36:49.200 what 03:36:49.200 --> 03:36:53.380 Can we watch where Jinxy is at this point though? 03:36:53.380 --> 03:36:54.380 Nothing I did was bad. 03:36:54.380 --> 03:36:56.140 My screen was tearing the entire game. 03:36:56.140 --> 03:36:57.640 So like this is what we're going to do. 03:36:57.640 --> 03:36:58.640 Jinxy. 03:36:58.640 --> 03:36:59.640 Zero mistakes. 03:36:59.640 --> 03:37:00.640 Jinxy. 03:37:00.640 --> 03:37:01.640 Zero mistakes. 03:37:01.640 --> 03:37:02.640 My screen was tearing the entire game. 03:37:02.640 --> 03:37:03.640 You motherfucker. 03:37:03.640 --> 03:37:04.640 Okay. 03:37:04.640 --> 03:37:05.640 Is this still tearing or not? 03:37:05.640 --> 03:37:06.640 Can you even notice it? 03:37:06.640 --> 03:37:07.640 I don't know. 03:37:07.640 --> 03:37:09.640 I'm assuming it's just going to keep tearing all night in game. 03:37:09.640 --> 03:37:10.640 I have no idea. 03:37:10.640 --> 03:37:11.640 Okay. 03:37:11.640 --> 03:37:12.640 So Jinxy are you watching? 03:37:12.640 --> 03:37:13.640 It doesn't look like it's tearing. 03:37:13.640 --> 03:37:14.640 I don't know. 03:37:14.640 --> 03:37:15.640 Jinxy are you watching? 03:37:15.640 --> 03:37:16.640 Yeah, I'm watching. 03:37:16.640 --> 03:37:17.640 Hold up. 03:37:17.640 --> 03:37:18.640 Wait. 03:37:18.640 --> 03:37:20.840 So this is from his POV, okay? 03:37:20.840 --> 03:37:24.840 Yeah, this is Mootus POV, you got it. 03:37:24.840 --> 03:37:27.840 Hold on, I'm not sure. 03:37:27.840 --> 03:37:28.840 No. 03:37:28.840 --> 03:37:29.840 Hold on. 03:37:29.840 --> 03:37:30.840 I'm sure it's... 03:37:30.840 --> 03:37:35.840 Alright, I'm watching. 03:37:35.840 --> 03:37:37.840 Oh my God. 03:37:37.840 --> 03:37:39.840 Oh my God. 03:37:39.840 --> 03:37:41.840 You in piece of shit. 03:37:41.840 --> 03:37:44.840 Dude, you in-ing motherfucking piece of shit. 03:37:44.840 --> 03:37:45.840 Where are you? 03:37:45.840 --> 03:37:47.680 motherfucking piece of shit. 03:37:47.680 --> 03:37:48.520 Where are you? 03:37:48.520 --> 03:37:49.520 Can we pull up? 03:37:49.520 --> 03:37:50.800 Can we pull up, buddy? 03:37:50.800 --> 03:37:52.760 Where's this bad guy on our team? 03:37:52.760 --> 03:37:55.760 Your only job is to get a triple kill on the turrets 03:37:55.760 --> 03:37:57.920 and your buying items. 03:37:57.920 --> 03:37:59.880 You're actually not gonna hold yourself to the bar. 03:37:59.880 --> 03:38:01.640 I'm at the top of the CS leaderboard. 03:38:01.640 --> 03:38:02.920 You stole two of my kills. 03:38:02.920 --> 03:38:04.280 My screen was tearing the entire game 03:38:04.280 --> 03:38:05.480 and I had five assists. 03:38:05.480 --> 03:38:06.320 It wasn't for me. 03:38:06.320 --> 03:38:08.720 You wouldn't be fed, you selfish bitch. 03:38:08.720 --> 03:38:11.800 Mood up, listen up, you motherfucker. 03:38:11.800 --> 03:38:14.440 They're hitting our turrets and you're buying a hammer 03:38:14.440 --> 03:38:16.440 And he asked me where I'm at! 03:38:16.440 --> 03:38:18.440 What am I, Streets Tearing? 03:38:18.440 --> 03:38:21.440 What am I, Streets Tearing? 03:38:21.440 --> 03:38:25.440 Bro, if I knew they were hitting the Nexus, I wouldn't fucking be in my menu. 03:38:25.440 --> 03:38:27.440 I didn't know they were hitting our Nexus. I didn't- 03:38:27.440 --> 03:38:30.440 Who's fault is that? What, Ibus? 03:38:30.440 --> 03:38:35.440 I think it's your internet, because you're lagging on your phone, and then when it gets to that point, 03:38:35.440 --> 03:38:38.440 you're lagging on the stream and lag on stream. 03:38:38.440 --> 03:38:41.440 Alright, well, whatever. Just fuck it. Who cares? 03:38:41.440 --> 03:38:44.720 Fuck it, just streaming bullshitted cats, it is what it is. 03:38:44.720 --> 03:38:45.720 Yo, Muda! 03:38:48.000 --> 03:38:49.000 Yo, Muda! 03:38:49.000 --> 03:38:50.000 Back, what? 03:38:50.000 --> 03:38:52.960 Yo, Dantez, uh, shut, like, what should I do here? 03:38:52.960 --> 03:38:53.800 What should I do? 03:38:53.800 --> 03:38:58.200 So, screen-staring, I'm lagging, and I have a, like... 03:38:58.200 --> 03:39:00.280 Muda, you inching mother fucker! 03:39:00.280 --> 03:39:02.280 Oh, I actually played good for you! 03:39:02.280 --> 03:39:04.680 Oh, no, no, no, you bought a hammer! 03:39:04.680 --> 03:39:06.840 You bought a fucking hammer! 03:39:08.000 --> 03:39:09.600 You're three, Insider! 03:39:09.600 --> 03:39:12.600 You're three and seven! 03:39:12.600 --> 03:39:13.600 Okay. 03:39:13.600 --> 03:39:19.600 Dorfus, save Wallahi on your life that Jixi played good this game. 03:39:19.600 --> 03:39:21.600 Don't say it. Be unbiased. Be unbiased. 03:39:21.600 --> 03:39:27.600 Save Wallahi that Jixi played better than me in this game. 03:39:27.600 --> 03:39:29.600 Save Wallahi on your life. 03:39:29.600 --> 03:39:31.600 And I'll shut the fuck up and I'll save your life. 03:39:31.600 --> 03:39:33.600 Alright everybody shut up. Let's sit with the coach. 03:39:33.600 --> 03:39:34.600 Okay go. 03:39:34.600 --> 03:39:36.600 Who played better bro? Be honest. 03:39:39.600 --> 03:39:49.600 In my professional opinion, unbiased, completely impartial. 03:39:53.600 --> 03:40:04.600 Jinxi, that game, played on a challenger level on Muda's life. 03:40:04.600 --> 03:40:20.040 Barat! Like what the fuck? Am I just supposed to have a seizure now? In what world did you 03:40:20.040 --> 03:40:24.440 play challenge lava? Are you recorded? 03:40:24.440 --> 03:40:29.440 Muda, I wanted to look at Jinx's yes this game. 03:40:29.440 --> 03:40:33.440 What number do you see on your screen? 03:40:33.440 --> 03:40:36.440 Where do I even see that? 03:40:36.440 --> 03:40:40.440 Right now, when you look at the VOD, you look at my screen. 03:40:40.440 --> 03:40:43.440 What number did Jinx see have for his yes this game? 03:40:43.440 --> 03:40:45.440 185. 03:40:45.440 --> 03:40:47.440 What number did you have? 03:40:47.440 --> 03:40:49.440 165. 03:40:49.440 --> 03:40:51.440 Jinx if I can't look at you. 03:40:51.440 --> 03:40:52.440 What? 03:40:52.440 --> 03:40:55.100 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 03:40:55.100 --> 03:40:56.100 What? 03:40:56.100 --> 03:40:57.100 Namuda. 03:40:57.100 --> 03:41:00.620 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 03:41:00.620 --> 03:41:03.760 Apologize for emptying the game and kiss my hand. 03:41:03.760 --> 03:41:12.540 Let me pull up your screen. 03:41:12.540 --> 03:41:13.540 I'm holding my hand. 03:41:13.540 --> 03:41:14.540 I apologize. 03:41:14.540 --> 03:41:19.480 I apologize, Jyn C, for emptying your game, bro. 03:41:19.480 --> 03:41:20.480 Thank you. 03:41:20.480 --> 03:41:23.600 Alright guys, now, let's play the game, let's go. 03:41:23.600 --> 03:41:26.480 I'm probably gonna lag all night cause I have like hurricanes. 03:41:26.480 --> 03:41:30.680 Jynxy, apparently someone was saying that it's cause your mouse hurts is too high. 03:41:32.680 --> 03:41:39.880 Alright, randomly in Discord when you were in the middle of a sentence, you went, Jynxy, apparently someone was saying your mouse hurts was too high. 03:41:39.880 --> 03:41:40.680 That's what I heard. 03:41:40.680 --> 03:41:47.480 Okay, okay, Jynxy, did it ever occur to you that you could just fucking restart your PC for 30 seconds and it would be all fixed? 03:41:48.080 --> 03:41:49.680 You know what? You're right. 03:41:50.480 --> 03:41:56.480 Let me take off my delay and then tell my chat that I'm restarting my PC and then yes, I'll restart my PC. 03:41:56.480 --> 03:41:58.480 Alright, let's do it. 03:41:58.480 --> 03:42:06.480 Yo, Jack, I'm gonna reset my PC, okay? I'm gonna reset my PC. It's not an F. I'm checking, you gotta see everything. 03:42:06.480 --> 03:42:08.480 I was what is this I can't 03:42:09.120 --> 03:42:11.120 What? 03:42:16.920 --> 03:42:21.560 Chatter my back I'm gonna restart my PC because I'm lagging okay. All right 03:42:24.120 --> 03:42:26.120 I'm gonna reset PC 03:42:29.160 --> 03:42:31.480 I'm gonna restart my PC because I'm lagging all right 03:42:31.480 --> 03:42:37.080 Yeah, this motherfucker says that one more time I'm launching myself. 03:42:37.080 --> 03:42:38.920 Okay, Muda, now that we're alone. 03:42:38.920 --> 03:42:44.880 Yeah, now that we're alone, we have some fucking time, you fucking cock-sucking-glazing motherfucker. 03:42:44.880 --> 03:42:45.880 Okay? 03:42:45.880 --> 03:42:47.480 What the fuck do you mean? 03:42:47.480 --> 03:42:51.760 No, no, no, no, no, I want to listen, listen, listen up. 03:42:51.760 --> 03:42:54.000 Do you want to know the reason why? 03:42:54.000 --> 03:42:56.200 And this is me speaking genuinely. 03:42:56.200 --> 03:42:57.600 The reason why? 03:42:57.600 --> 03:43:00.880 You should actually look at that game and be like, oh fuck. 03:43:00.880 --> 03:43:02.600 You want to know the real reason why. 03:43:02.600 --> 03:43:03.600 Why? 03:43:03.600 --> 03:43:04.600 Why don't you play that in here? 03:43:04.600 --> 03:43:08.040 It's not a thing of him playing better than you, that's all I'm trying to say. 03:43:08.040 --> 03:43:12.280 What I'm trying to say is that when you're playing in these iron games as you own, you 03:43:12.280 --> 03:43:14.360 could be dropping 30, 40, 50 kills. 03:43:14.360 --> 03:43:15.780 I'm not even shitting you. 03:43:15.780 --> 03:43:18.360 You could get to silver in less than a week. 03:43:18.360 --> 03:43:21.840 You could get to diamond unironically by the end of the summer. 03:43:21.840 --> 03:43:25.520 But you need to sit there and you need to actually play with confidence and you need 03:43:25.520 --> 03:43:27.000 a 1v9. 03:43:27.000 --> 03:43:31.620 The reason why this game specifically felt hard for you was because you weren't getting 03:43:31.620 --> 03:43:35.700 enough kills, so when your team was ending, when your top end was 0-9, when your bot 03:43:35.700 --> 03:43:39.940 lane was fucking like 8 and 15, whatever it was, you weren't able to actually get enough 03:43:39.940 --> 03:43:43.380 on the map to offset all the damage that they were doing. 03:43:43.380 --> 03:43:45.340 And that's the reason why it felt hard. 03:43:45.340 --> 03:43:48.540 So you need to sit there and like for example, when you were walking bot, you need to go 03:43:48.540 --> 03:43:52.820 for those solo kills, you need to go for those wave pushes, you need to go for the turret 03:43:52.820 --> 03:43:56.460 damage, you need to do all these things because that's how you're going to carry all these 03:43:56.460 --> 03:44:01.100 games like I'm telling you it will get to a point where you will genuinely not 03:44:01.100 --> 03:44:05.660 lose anymore because you're gonna get to a point where you're like 5,000 gold 03:44:05.660 --> 03:44:09.860 up on your laner and then it's like you can literally 1v5. Yone is a champion 03:44:09.860 --> 03:44:14.760 that can literally 1v5 and then it'll just be your your mechanics at that 03:44:14.760 --> 03:44:18.780 point that are gonna be like the decider so that's why what I want to see from 03:44:18.780 --> 03:44:22.580 you is just playing with more confidence because that game I'll be honest 03:44:22.580 --> 03:44:28.140 You did well, right? You got a few solo kills you pushed up like you were doing well, right? 03:44:28.140 --> 03:44:31.500 But what I'm trying to make you understand is that even though you did well 03:44:31.500 --> 03:44:37.300 I'm back internet is perfect, and it's time to carry. Let's go. All right. You're you saw it now 03:44:37.700 --> 03:44:40.900 Yes, I'm all good to go. I'm ready to go. I said we said PC now listen, bro 03:44:40.900 --> 03:44:43.420 I'm gonna go back on a 30-second delay. Okay, okay 03:44:44.420 --> 03:44:46.860 Jack's green is gonna go blue for 30 seconds BRB 03:44:46.860 --> 03:44:55.280 Okay, so listen, Jinxie, I was talking to Muda, listen, listen, this is what I'm going 03:44:55.280 --> 03:44:56.640 to say right now. 03:44:56.640 --> 03:44:59.640 What I'm going to say is that game, it showed me something. 03:44:59.640 --> 03:45:02.080 Do you want to know what it was? 03:45:02.080 --> 03:45:03.320 Yes. 03:45:03.320 --> 03:45:09.480 It showed me that even though that last 30 seconds happened the way it did, there was 03:45:09.480 --> 03:45:14.160 still part of the game where Muda was trying to be proactive, he was trying to make dragon 03:45:14.160 --> 03:45:20.240 calls, he was sidelining and he was actually doing well in his lane. 03:45:20.240 --> 03:45:26.560 So what it shows me, see what it shows me, is that he won't be an anchor in this journey. 03:45:26.560 --> 03:45:28.280 Do you see what I'm getting at? 03:45:28.280 --> 03:45:29.280 Yes, yes, yes. 03:45:29.280 --> 03:45:32.600 Mooda, can you invite me by the way, please? 03:45:32.600 --> 03:45:36.120 So what we're going to need now- I'm not lying, so I'm just going to carry now. 03:45:36.120 --> 03:45:37.120 Perfect. 03:45:37.120 --> 03:45:39.520 So what we're going to need now from the two of you guys, okay, is we're going to need 03:45:39.520 --> 03:45:43.880 better lines of communication and we're going to need call outs. 03:45:43.880 --> 03:45:49.640 So, Muda, when you're dueling as a mid laner, there are a few callouts you can make, okay? 03:45:49.640 --> 03:45:55.880 But the primary ones are, I have priority, I can move, or they're shoving in, you can 03:45:55.880 --> 03:45:56.880 gank. 03:45:56.880 --> 03:46:01.520 And those are the callouts that Jinx is gonna need to know for when he looks to gank mid. 03:46:01.520 --> 03:46:02.520 Do you understand? 03:46:02.520 --> 03:46:03.520 Yes. 03:46:03.520 --> 03:46:09.040 Okay, but I understood the first one, you said, can you gank their pushing? 03:46:09.040 --> 03:46:10.040 What's the other one? 03:46:10.040 --> 03:46:11.040 What's the other? 03:46:11.040 --> 03:46:15.040 Because I have priority, I can move. 03:46:15.040 --> 03:46:16.040 What does that mean? 03:46:16.040 --> 03:46:18.160 So, let me explain it, okay? 03:46:18.160 --> 03:46:20.880 Think of it like you guys are in a high school. 03:46:20.880 --> 03:46:25.920 Jinxy is like one twin brother and you're the other twin brother. 03:46:25.920 --> 03:46:31.120 If you guys get in a two versus two against two other people and you manage to knock one 03:46:31.120 --> 03:46:36.480 person down, then in the time that that person is knocked down, you and Jinxy can start wailing 03:46:36.480 --> 03:46:37.480 on the other guy. 03:46:37.480 --> 03:46:38.480 Does that make sense? 03:46:38.480 --> 03:46:39.480 Okay. 03:46:39.480 --> 03:46:40.480 Yeah. 03:46:40.480 --> 03:46:47.080 100%. So basically we just need to be, Muda, think of it as like we're high school bullies 03:46:47.080 --> 03:46:50.400 and we're trying to jump like the short kid is a freshman. 03:46:50.400 --> 03:46:56.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yes. So that's why what we need more than anything else, 03:46:56.440 --> 03:47:01.680 more than anything else is we need you guys have callouts on what is happening when so 03:47:01.680 --> 03:47:06.560 we can co-op song place and we can go crazy because I'm telling you, judging from that 03:47:06.560 --> 03:47:11.560 first game you guys cornflip three retards on your team right you guys 03:47:11.560 --> 03:47:17.840 cornflip three fucking like like these people they were sent from riot agents 03:47:17.840 --> 03:47:23.240 bro like they were sent from the fucking pits to drag you guys down to hell 03:47:23.240 --> 03:47:30.200 okay so what we realize is that even with a game like that we still almost won 03:47:30.200 --> 03:47:34.200 There's potential for today for Bronze III. 03:47:34.200 --> 03:47:37.200 There is, but we need to walk it in. 03:47:37.200 --> 03:47:43.200 Coach, if I wasn't lagging, I think I have 400 CS that game and maybe 35 kills. Don't you agree? 03:47:43.200 --> 03:47:50.200 I'm going to be honest, Jinxie, if you weren't lagging that game, I think the enemy's team's PCs would have exploded 03:47:50.200 --> 03:47:56.200 because upon seeing your magnificence appear on their screen, they wouldn't have even been able to move. 03:47:56.200 --> 03:47:57.200 Do you understand? 03:47:57.200 --> 03:48:01.200 Yes, okay, I'm gonna go tinkle. Muda, Q and... 03:48:01.200 --> 03:48:04.200 No, no, I'm gonna look at this too. I'm gonna look at this too. 03:48:04.200 --> 03:48:07.200 All right, that says you take over, man. 03:48:07.200 --> 03:48:08.200 All right, I'll take over. 03:48:08.200 --> 03:48:10.200 Yeah, take over, please. I don't know. 03:48:10.200 --> 03:48:15.200 Okay. All right, guys, everyone listen, everyone listen. 03:48:15.200 --> 03:48:19.200 Game two is about to start. Jinxie isn't lagging anymore, 03:48:19.200 --> 03:48:21.200 and Muda was given the rundown. 03:48:21.200 --> 03:48:24.200 Because of both of these constraints going on, 03:48:24.200 --> 03:48:32.560 on who do you guys think is gonna outperform type one if you think the 03:48:32.560 --> 03:48:39.640 bronze brutalizer jing see big jitty with the jitty oil is gonna go ballistic 03:48:39.640 --> 03:48:46.520 this game more than anyone else type two if mischievous mooda is gonna be able 03:48:46.520 --> 03:48:53.760 to come in from the sidelines sneak in to a power position and dominate the 03:48:53.760 --> 03:49:00.080 enemy team more than even jitty could what are we thinking guys is it a one or 03:49:00.080 --> 03:49:08.880 is it a two which fighter is gonna claim their crown here what are we thinking 03:49:08.880 --> 03:49:17.680 guys it looks like there's a split I'm gonna be honest guys it's looking like 03:49:17.680 --> 03:49:23.520 Like right now there is a little bit of a split. 03:49:23.520 --> 03:49:28.960 So the only people that will be able to actually show us what's going to happen are going to 03:49:28.960 --> 03:49:35.520 be either the J or the M. It's one or the other. 03:49:35.520 --> 03:49:43.520 But I'm telling you guys, listen, this game is going to be fucking good. 03:49:43.520 --> 03:49:47.040 I have a good feeling about this one. 03:49:47.040 --> 03:49:49.680 Like first game of the day is always a rough one right? 03:49:49.680 --> 03:49:52.200 Like you're going to sit there, you're going to queue up, it might be good, it might be 03:49:52.200 --> 03:49:54.000 bad, it is what it is, right? 03:49:54.000 --> 03:49:59.560 But then second game of the day, that's when shit starts to get fucking serious bro. 03:49:59.560 --> 03:50:01.320 Because on second game of the day... 03:50:01.320 --> 03:50:06.520 Alright, listen to the fuck out chat, can I be honest? 03:50:06.520 --> 03:50:07.520 Talk to us, Shanxi. 03:50:07.520 --> 03:50:08.520 Talk to us. 03:50:08.520 --> 03:50:10.440 Look, I'm tired of being a bullshitter. 03:50:10.440 --> 03:50:13.840 I entered the fuck out of last game, I was lagging, but I also made bad decisions and 03:50:13.840 --> 03:50:15.320 I stole Mootus Waves for no reason. 03:50:15.320 --> 03:50:20.320 Okay, listen, can I just cut it kind of in for a second? 03:50:20.320 --> 03:50:21.320 Yes. 03:50:21.320 --> 03:50:24.620 The only wave that was kind of trolled the seal was the first one. 03:50:24.620 --> 03:50:28.320 The other time you stole the wave, it was actually good because you pushed it in. 03:50:28.320 --> 03:50:31.320 Well, you're supposed to, okay, so actual question, actual question. 03:50:31.320 --> 03:50:32.320 Yep. 03:50:32.320 --> 03:50:34.320 All right, all right, all right. 03:50:34.320 --> 03:50:35.320 All right, ready? 03:50:35.320 --> 03:50:37.320 Wait a minute, one second, one second. 03:50:37.320 --> 03:50:41.320 You're supposed to steal a wave when Muda's dead and he's dead, right? 03:50:41.320 --> 03:50:42.320 The enemy mid-laner? 03:50:42.320 --> 03:50:44.320 Yeah, because think of it this way, think of it this way, okay? 03:50:44.320 --> 03:50:50.040 When you're in a position where there's a wave crashing that mood isn't at a level where he can freeze, right? 03:50:50.040 --> 03:50:51.400 So the concept 03:50:51.400 --> 03:50:57.760 Yeah, you can jump so the concept of freezing doesn't exist right the concept of oh if we leave this with a lot 03:50:57.760 --> 03:50:58.600 It doesn't exist 03:50:58.600 --> 03:51:02.820 So if mood is dead and the enemy is dead right then there's 03:51:03.040 --> 03:51:09.080 1 to 200 gold mid lane that is just gonna evaporate into thin air because no one gets it 03:51:09.080 --> 03:51:15.940 So that's why you taking the wave there is good because it means that you're making it sudden set of nobody getting the gold 03:51:16.080 --> 03:51:19.000 You're getting a free 200 gold lead. Does that make sense? 03:51:20.560 --> 03:51:26.240 Yes, no, I get it I get it because because if nobody steals at the minions fight each other and it's just waste of time 03:51:26.520 --> 03:51:31.400 Exactly that mood. I you were gone when I said this that game was on me. All right, bro. I played like shit 03:51:31.400 --> 03:51:33.400 I'm not gonna live out again 03:51:33.400 --> 03:51:35.120 Well, I mean, it was technical difficulties, bro. 03:51:35.120 --> 03:51:38.040 Well, if the Klan didn't go 0 and 9, it wouldn't have mattered. 03:51:38.040 --> 03:51:42.040 But because the Klan literally had on the bottom, he done him and loaded up League of Legends, we lost the game. 03:51:42.040 --> 03:51:46.400 But here's the thing, I was lagging, but I did make bad decisions the entire game. 03:51:46.400 --> 03:51:49.400 Muta switched. Let me get first pick because people stream side by side and steal the World War. 03:51:49.400 --> 03:51:54.880 So that's why, like, James C, while you were racing in peace, I was even telling Muta that he genuinely did well first game. 03:51:54.880 --> 03:52:01.880 But what I want to see from him is more confidence, because if he walks up further in those side lanes 03:52:01.880 --> 03:52:06.440 and he just fucking fights people, they're gonna fall like dominoes, and then he's just 03:52:06.440 --> 03:52:11.000 gonna be collecting the fucking checks. He's gonna be the grim fucking reaper in the sideline. 03:52:11.000 --> 03:52:17.080 And that's what iron, bronze, silver is all about. It's you just becoming the fucking grim reaper. 03:52:17.080 --> 03:52:23.160 So for now, you guys have to understand that the concept of like, oh, maybe I'll get collapsed on, 03:52:23.160 --> 03:52:29.480 that doesn't exist. You just fight. You fight, you kill, and you annihilate. And if more people come 03:52:29.480 --> 03:52:34.920 out it is what it is you limit tested and you got better but you just fucking fight because in this 03:52:34.920 --> 03:52:40.440 hero nobody knows how to right if you take a guy that has a knife and another guy has his fists 03:52:40.440 --> 03:52:45.480 but the guy with the knife is too like anxious and nervous to stab the other guy then fists are 03:52:45.480 --> 03:52:50.120 gonna win even though they're less powerful and it's the same thing in iron as long as you have 03:52:50.120 --> 03:52:54.920 confidence and as long as you're willing to make the play and you're willing to go fucking crazy 03:52:54.920 --> 03:52:57.640 That's all you need to actually get the kills on when the game. 03:52:58.280 --> 03:52:59.240 Yes, yes. 03:52:59.240 --> 03:53:02.360 Okay, so we'll be the guys with the knives and we're going to be confident with the knives. 03:53:02.520 --> 03:53:03.020 Yep. 03:53:04.120 --> 03:53:05.640 Okay, now Jinxie. 03:53:06.600 --> 03:53:08.240 Yes, are you sharing your screen? 03:53:08.920 --> 03:53:10.160 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 03:53:10.280 --> 03:53:11.320 Okay, let's watch. 03:53:12.840 --> 03:53:15.880 Guys, so we are not supposed to rest the night. 03:53:15.960 --> 03:53:18.360 Yes, bro, we are super unlucky, bro. 03:53:18.360 --> 03:53:20.920 Listen, useless ass, Caitlin. 03:53:21.920 --> 03:53:24.200 And you're having technical difficulties. 03:53:24.200 --> 03:53:29.700 And somehow y'all found a way to blame me! 03:53:29.700 --> 03:53:34.700 Okay, Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! 03:53:34.700 --> 03:53:39.200 Rule one of League of Legends is look at your minimap. 03:53:39.200 --> 03:53:45.700 If the Zin Zalas in your fucking base, then you should see when you're recalling. Oh fuck! 03:53:45.700 --> 03:53:53.700 100% I agree. I will take blame on 100% that I could have like, I should have been looking at the minimap there. 03:53:53.700 --> 03:53:55.700 I apologize. I apologize there. 03:53:55.700 --> 03:53:56.700 Alright, then we're good. 03:53:56.700 --> 03:53:57.700 I'm not gonna lie to you, brother. 03:53:57.700 --> 03:54:01.700 Buying a fucking hammer while they're hitting our turrets is crazy. 03:54:01.700 --> 03:54:03.700 But, Jinxie, I will say one thing, though. 03:54:03.700 --> 03:54:05.700 I get why he did it. 03:54:05.700 --> 03:54:09.700 Like, if it wasn't Zinso knocking on the Nexus turrets, 03:54:09.700 --> 03:54:11.700 what he did there was actually good. 03:54:11.700 --> 03:54:14.700 Selling the Dorons Blade, buying the Caulfields component, it was good. 03:54:14.700 --> 03:54:16.700 But it was just an awareness issue. 03:54:16.700 --> 03:54:18.700 So that's why, guys, listen, 03:54:18.700 --> 03:54:22.700 especially now that you guys are gonna be fucking fanboy and chum-chum, 03:54:22.700 --> 03:54:27.580 chum chum we need to make sure right we need to make sure which one is chum chum 03:54:29.260 --> 03:54:34.140 which one do you want to be chum chum tell jinx see that he needs to turn off discord game 03:54:34.140 --> 03:54:41.180 over later i mean he has lacks the yo is that tts yes it's yes what happened wait what was that was 03:54:41.180 --> 03:54:47.260 that mine i think it was yours it was mine oh my god right we moved up are you wait okay your 03:54:47.260 --> 03:54:50.860 your bronze. Okay. We have Muda. We're on a team with three irons. 03:54:53.780 --> 03:54:56.100 Muda, we have three irons on the team, but the other team has four irons. 03:54:56.140 --> 03:54:56.980 We're just going to do okay. 03:54:57.260 --> 03:54:59.140 Yeah. Yes. And you know what, bro? I'm going to, yo, 03:54:59.140 --> 03:55:02.500 I'm going to freeze the bots, the minions on my side. 03:55:02.500 --> 03:55:03.500 So you just gank whenever you- 03:55:03.500 --> 03:55:06.940 Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda. You're on, bro. You don't know how to freeze. 03:55:06.980 --> 03:55:07.900 Just call this a week. 03:55:07.900 --> 03:55:09.460 I'm not a freeze. No, no, no, I'm not a freeze. 03:55:10.340 --> 03:55:11.180 Do you really? 03:55:11.340 --> 03:55:12.180 How do you freeze? 03:55:12.940 --> 03:55:15.140 You grab three minions, four minions, 03:55:15.140 --> 03:55:17.780 and you go to your side to the top right, 03:55:17.780 --> 03:55:20.220 but not too close for the minions to attack them. 03:55:20.220 --> 03:55:21.660 Sorry, where the tower detects it. 03:55:21.660 --> 03:55:23.620 And you freeze it right there, and then you start 03:55:23.620 --> 03:55:25.860 last hitting, so it just continuously brings it 03:55:25.860 --> 03:55:26.700 towards your side. 03:55:26.700 --> 03:55:29.220 Is that right, Dantez? 03:55:29.220 --> 03:55:30.940 He's right, interesting. 03:55:30.940 --> 03:55:34.180 Okay, but now let's see if you can do it in practice. 03:55:34.180 --> 03:55:35.580 Oh, I'll show you, baby. 03:55:35.580 --> 03:55:38.940 Okay, step one, invade the enemy red buff. 03:55:38.940 --> 03:55:42.580 Now, to both of you, invade the enemy red buff. 03:55:42.580 --> 03:55:43.420 Why? 03:55:43.420 --> 03:55:44.260 What does that mean? 03:55:44.260 --> 03:55:45.100 What does that mean? 03:55:45.100 --> 03:55:48.100 I want you to walk to the red buff now, Jinxie, ping where the red buff is. 03:55:50.100 --> 03:55:51.100 No, the other one, yep, there. 03:55:52.100 --> 03:55:53.100 Go there now! 03:55:53.100 --> 03:55:55.100 Just left, left, left! 03:55:55.100 --> 03:55:57.100 Go, go to the red! Jinxie, go to the red! 03:55:57.100 --> 03:56:01.100 The reason why we're doing this is because in Iron, no one knows what the fuck's going on. 03:56:01.100 --> 03:56:04.100 So if you do something crazy, then they're gonna be confused. 03:56:06.100 --> 03:56:07.100 Okay. 03:56:07.100 --> 03:56:09.100 Well, walk in the bush and wait for the enemy jungler. 03:56:10.100 --> 03:56:11.100 Yes! 03:56:11.100 --> 03:56:12.100 Okay, good, no flash. 03:56:12.100 --> 03:56:16.960 flash snow jin see what you're gonna do is I want you to take the red this is 03:56:16.960 --> 03:56:24.700 good right what I can watch the lane there you go enemy jungler no flash 03:56:28.100 --> 03:56:33.140 doesn't sound worth yes bro jin see what do you mean doesn't sound worth 03:56:33.140 --> 03:56:40.740 how's it not worth sorry okay you got this problem my flash okay snow jin see 03:56:40.740 --> 03:56:46.500 What you're gonna do perfect you got the red I'm gonna want you to walk and you're gonna just like folk their top to bottom 03:56:46.500 --> 03:56:50.220 Oh, so normally we could have done Jin see if you wanted to do a checkmate play 03:56:50.300 --> 03:56:52.680 It would have been that you clear her top side 03:56:52.740 --> 03:56:57.640 Then you recall and you go to your red buff because if you do that and she walks to your right bot side 03:56:57.640 --> 03:56:59.640 Then she just dies does that make sense? 03:57:02.500 --> 03:57:05.660 I know I know but it's because I don't want to overload you right now 03:57:05.660 --> 03:57:10.700 But I just want you to see the play so in the future even you can identify it. Does that make sense? 03:57:18.460 --> 03:57:23.040 Okay, so now Muda let me ask you a question who counters who Yonor Zoe 03:57:23.700 --> 03:57:30.100 I counter Zoe exactly how do you counter her because I could just like yeah, but see I untimed it far 03:57:30.100 --> 03:57:32.500 So, Muda, listen, the way it works... 03:57:32.500 --> 03:57:36.700 Time that light and completely, like, just get rid of her drowsiness. 03:57:36.700 --> 03:57:39.100 Yeah, do you know how to time it properly? 03:57:39.100 --> 03:57:42.500 No, I just kind of, like, I get behind it in my opinion. 03:57:42.500 --> 03:57:44.500 Okay, so let me explain it to you. 03:57:44.500 --> 03:57:48.100 When... you got this, Jinxie? You got this? You got this? 03:57:48.100 --> 03:57:49.500 NICE! 03:57:49.500 --> 03:57:51.500 Jinxie, recall now, recall now! 03:57:51.500 --> 03:57:54.500 Recall now, Jinxie, take the cannon wave, then recall. Take the cannon. 03:57:54.500 --> 03:57:58.100 Okay, so Muda, when Zoe hits you with a bubble, 03:57:58.100 --> 03:58:01.780 There's a little status effect that says Sleepy or Drowsy, right? 03:58:01.780 --> 03:58:02.280 Yeah. 03:58:02.980 --> 03:58:08.100 So what you're gonna do is when that's about to hit all the way to the top, don't recast. 03:58:08.100 --> 03:58:08.600 No! 03:58:08.600 --> 03:58:15.460 Okay, so you need to hold it until it's about to like go to like full completion, then you recast. 03:58:15.460 --> 03:58:16.500 It's timing. 03:58:17.140 --> 03:58:20.100 Okay, okay, it shouldn't be that hard. I don't think it's gonna be that hard. 03:58:20.100 --> 03:58:20.600 It's not. 03:58:20.600 --> 03:58:21.620 I'm doing good, I'm doing good. 03:58:21.620 --> 03:58:22.580 I just need rice. 03:58:22.580 --> 03:58:23.080 Yep. 03:58:23.300 --> 03:58:28.020 But the thing is that Muda, how you want to play with your E is that you're just gonna always try to like 03:58:28.020 --> 03:58:34.140 Q in it yes you want to like look for a Q in with your e because we get the Q in 03:58:34.140 --> 03:58:37.820 with your e then you just annihilate her let this push in you get all this 03:58:37.820 --> 03:58:46.580 pushing so now wait you like that yes yes like that yes nice thank me daddy 03:58:46.580 --> 03:58:54.540 spanking please okay whoa wait yeah exactly yes and then we can have a 03:58:54.540 --> 03:59:01.220 the group spanking session yes all right so now this is what we're doing Jinx 03:59:01.220 --> 03:59:06.180 you're playing on bot crab okay mood up only last hit do not push only last hit 03:59:06.180 --> 03:59:16.380 jinxie you're gonna look for a mid gank after crab okay got it all right let's go 03:59:16.380 --> 03:59:19.780 So look at this freeze, look at this freeze, see this freeze? 03:59:19.780 --> 03:59:20.780 Yep. 03:59:20.780 --> 03:59:28.860 So now JnC, wait in the bush for her to walk up, wait, now Muda, prep your, prep your 03:59:28.860 --> 03:59:29.860 uh, your knockup. 03:59:29.860 --> 03:59:30.860 Got it, got it, got it. 03:59:30.860 --> 03:59:33.520 Okay, go and wait for it. 03:59:33.520 --> 03:59:34.820 She knows, bro, she knows. 03:59:34.820 --> 03:59:40.900 Yeah, okay so JnC just recall then, yeah, so you're gonna have to recall because I promise 03:59:40.900 --> 03:59:42.700 that she's not inting. 03:59:42.700 --> 03:59:49.700 once she doesn't end we have to be forced to do the reset 03:59:50.840 --> 03:59:53.840 we need to win for the next four hours 03:59:53.840 --> 03:59:55.840 trust me bro 03:59:55.840 --> 03:59:59.560 don't fuck around with life, we're gonna fuck it up in every game bro 03:59:59.560 --> 04:00:01.600 i'm the faker of browns 04:00:01.600 --> 04:00:04.200 no jinksie i told you this already 04:00:04.200 --> 04:00:07.880 oh faker? exactly 04:00:07.880 --> 04:00:10.320 they're looking drag coach, what do you think? 04:00:10.320 --> 04:00:15.320 Yep, but you can't contest it. You're just gonna play fear clear. They're not gonna actually go for it. Yeah, just clear top to bottom 04:00:16.840 --> 04:00:21.020 No, no, no, go for the wolves the wolves the wolves the wolves you want to clear towards that dragon 04:00:23.900 --> 04:00:25.900 So why am I allowed to go back by the way, bro 04:00:29.520 --> 04:00:35.300 So good times to recall either when you're very low or when you have enough gold for an item that you want to build 04:00:35.300 --> 04:00:40.060 right so for young for example you like rushing tier 2 boots that's I think like 04:00:40.060 --> 04:00:44.300 a thousand or eleven hundred gold so normally resetting around that timer at 04:00:44.300 --> 04:00:47.660 eleven hundred yeah is where you want to do so what I'm gonna want you to do now 04:00:47.660 --> 04:00:52.820 is okay listen try to shove this in try to shove this in jing see look on the 04:00:52.820 --> 04:00:56.660 dragon mood up watch the dragon both you guys go to the dragon go to the dragon 04:00:56.660 --> 04:01:03.500 go to the dragon go to the dragon jing see smite this jing see smite it jing see 04:01:03.500 --> 04:01:10.300 play on the dragon 600 smite Muda help him out 600 smite nice 04:01:10.300 --> 04:01:13.580 fight 04:01:14.580 --> 04:01:25.700 good jing see your two is up in three charta charta cue oh my god close okay 04:01:25.700 --> 04:01:30.500 so Muda right here what you're gonna do you're gonna hard push recall so just 04:01:30.500 --> 04:01:33.500 use your abilities W use everything 04:01:33.500 --> 04:01:35.500 nooo 04:01:35.500 --> 04:01:37.500 got it got it got it 04:01:37.500 --> 04:01:41.500 okay and then just recall now recall now you're good 04:01:41.500 --> 04:01:43.500 so back up 04:01:43.500 --> 04:01:45.500 why do i lose 04:01:45.500 --> 04:01:47.500 back up all the way back up all the way 04:01:47.500 --> 04:01:49.500 back up all the way 04:01:49.500 --> 04:01:52.500 wait what if i just stay should i just stay and gamble it girl 04:01:52.500 --> 04:01:55.500 yeah you could you could maybe you'll get a max win we'll see 04:01:55.500 --> 04:01:59.500 okay snow jing see well you're gonna do shares you're gonna play for the Krugs okay 04:01:59.500 --> 04:02:03.900 Okay, after the Krugs you're gonna walk for the crab, you're gonna hit six. 04:02:03.900 --> 04:02:12.900 Now you might be able to sink a timer where you could actually look for the crab and then you just gang commit, okay? 04:02:12.900 --> 04:02:14.400 With level six. 04:02:14.400 --> 04:02:15.200 Got it, yeah, yeah. 04:02:15.200 --> 04:02:17.700 Look, look, you see the wax people? Look how close you are. 04:02:20.400 --> 04:02:24.100 Okay, so now Muda, get ready because Jinx is gonna be coming in soon. 04:02:24.900 --> 04:02:25.400 Okay. 04:02:25.400 --> 04:02:28.400 Big Jiddy's about to grace your lane with his presence. 04:02:28.400 --> 04:02:30.400 it's not pushing, I don't know why 04:02:30.400 --> 04:02:32.400 here's the fucking postie 04:02:32.400 --> 04:02:34.400 I'm trying to upgrade R and I missed like Coach trying to recall 04:02:34.400 --> 04:02:36.400 oh yeah that's fucked now 04:02:36.400 --> 04:02:38.400 yeah that's fucked 04:02:38.400 --> 04:02:40.400 okay so now just recall 04:02:40.400 --> 04:02:42.400 okay so moota hard pushing and recall 04:02:42.400 --> 04:02:44.400 this wave 04:02:44.400 --> 04:02:46.400 yeah just reset, that's fine 04:02:46.400 --> 04:02:48.400 you're gonna be okay 04:02:48.400 --> 04:02:50.400 sorry moota, I missed 04:02:50.400 --> 04:02:52.400 good 04:02:52.400 --> 04:02:54.400 so now jinx to remember 04:02:54.400 --> 04:02:56.400 when you're in the shop, moota this goes for you too 04:02:56.400 --> 04:02:58.160 if you already do it. Okay, you already do it. 04:02:58.160 --> 04:02:59.400 So, Jinx, when you're in the shop, 04:02:59.400 --> 04:03:01.040 you don't need to press the X. 04:03:01.040 --> 04:03:03.720 You can actually press the Escape button, 04:03:03.720 --> 04:03:05.940 which is the top left button on your keyboard, 04:03:05.940 --> 04:03:07.120 to close the shop. 04:03:09.040 --> 04:03:10.640 Okay, so now, Jinx, you're gonna go 04:03:10.640 --> 04:03:12.840 for the top to bottom full clear here, okay? 04:03:12.840 --> 04:03:14.120 Someone in our chat is saying, 04:03:14.120 --> 04:03:17.440 please report ADC, like in the game. 04:03:17.440 --> 04:03:19.200 Is our ADC trolling? 04:03:19.200 --> 04:03:20.760 Hold Tab. 04:03:20.760 --> 04:03:22.920 Oh God, your guy's ADC is 050. 04:03:22.920 --> 04:03:24.360 Okay, we're gonna have another instant. 04:03:24.360 --> 04:03:25.200 Oh God. 04:03:25.200 --> 04:03:30.100 Listen guys guys guys I want you both to listen to me right now the game is about to be a 4v5 04:03:30.300 --> 04:03:35.760 But you guys fucking win these so you understand even a 4v5 is no match for you guys 04:03:36.140 --> 04:03:40.380 Jinxie motivate your team type don't ff. I am smurfing 04:03:41.460 --> 04:03:43.860 Well, then I'll get back. No, no you won't 04:03:45.060 --> 04:03:51.140 Wait, I have a question. I type it all at log. It's the best. It's the best. Yeah, you type it to me type it to 04:03:51.140 --> 04:03:53.140 But yeah, what's your question? 04:03:53.140 --> 04:03:56.900 I'm smurfing you, so wait, Tristana entered the game and then left? 04:03:56.900 --> 04:03:58.900 Exactly, yes. 04:03:58.900 --> 04:04:01.540 So, what, like, but we, we don't lose lp, right? 04:04:01.540 --> 04:04:02.900 No, we don't, we don't, we don't. 04:04:02.900 --> 04:04:06.180 Yes, but guys, the thing is, you don't lose lp no matter what, 04:04:06.180 --> 04:04:08.420 but you could still gain lp if you win. 04:04:08.420 --> 04:04:09.460 It's like gambling. 04:04:09.460 --> 04:04:10.580 God bless. 04:04:10.580 --> 04:04:11.940 What if we ff? 04:04:11.940 --> 04:04:12.900 Do we lose lp? 04:04:12.900 --> 04:04:16.900 Well, yeah, you lose lp, but bro, you can still play it out and win! 04:04:16.900 --> 04:04:17.380 What the fuck? 04:04:17.380 --> 04:04:19.220 And you can learn, and you can learn, bro. 04:04:19.220 --> 04:04:20.260 Yes! 04:04:20.260 --> 04:04:20.900 Yes! 04:04:20.900 --> 04:04:26.300 But my question is like what if we lose the game? Do we lose out P? No, no 04:04:26.460 --> 04:04:29.100 So then what if we ff do we lose out P? No 04:04:29.940 --> 04:04:36.140 Okay, so why don't we just ff because what if this creeps to generate sociopath joins back, but then you still don't lose out P 04:04:37.540 --> 04:04:41.340 Like no matter what you don't lose out P. So you're gonna play this one out 04:04:41.340 --> 04:04:44.940 We're gonna win this game. Yeah, but Jinxie ask your chat ask your chat 04:04:44.940 --> 04:04:50.340 Do they want to see you and Muda carry a 4v5 or do they want you to just ff and be scared? 04:04:50.340 --> 04:04:59.020 of an actual real game ask yeah but I just don't want to lose off he man 04:04:59.020 --> 04:05:05.620 Jesus a little bitch right now bro like shut up let's be the fucking you know 04:05:05.620 --> 04:05:12.100 it's a winnable bro I'm 73 to 38 CS on my mid laner we're gonna win bro what the 04:05:12.100 --> 04:05:18.060 fuck you say yeah jingsy go gang pod after this crap like jingsy instead of 04:05:18.060 --> 04:05:20.940 you sing it's not when a bull I want you to say I will 04:05:20.940 --> 04:05:27.340 carve a path to victory say it I will carve a path to 04:05:27.340 --> 04:05:29.260 victory 04:05:30.140 --> 04:05:34.940 okay good now look for this 04:05:36.220 --> 04:05:41.340 you're gonna okay well Cristana should literally get hit by a car in GTI in GTI 04:05:41.340 --> 04:05:45.980 can we just have that please okay this surrender I don't want to play this 04:05:45.980 --> 04:05:46.980 It's a waste of time. 04:05:46.980 --> 04:05:47.980 It's a waste of time. 04:05:47.980 --> 04:05:48.980 It's a waste of time. 04:05:48.980 --> 04:05:49.980 It's a waste of time. 04:05:49.980 --> 04:05:50.980 It's a waste of time. 04:05:50.980 --> 04:05:51.980 It's a waste of time. 04:05:51.980 --> 04:05:52.980 Okay, yeah. 04:05:52.980 --> 04:05:53.980 I don't want to lose LPE. 04:05:53.980 --> 04:05:54.980 It's a waste of time. 04:05:54.980 --> 04:05:55.980 I'm going to just vote yes. 04:05:55.980 --> 04:05:56.980 It's fun. 04:05:56.980 --> 04:05:57.980 Oh my God, I won my mid lane so hard. 04:05:57.980 --> 04:06:04.060 I wouldn't have literally killed that guy if I just sounded a bit weak now. 04:06:04.060 --> 04:06:06.540 So we're not going to lose this, right? 04:06:06.540 --> 04:06:07.540 Nope. 04:06:07.540 --> 04:06:08.540 Now you lose 0 LPE. 04:06:08.540 --> 04:06:09.540 Okay, good. 04:06:09.540 --> 04:06:10.540 All right. 04:06:10.540 --> 04:06:11.540 Now we kill for the next one. 04:06:11.540 --> 04:06:14.340 Now just start on loses LPE and get the ban, right? 04:06:14.340 --> 04:06:20.100 Yes, exactly. So you see how it says like minus your LP exactly. Oh, thank God. Thank God. All right, play again 04:06:23.580 --> 04:06:28.260 Fuck well, don't be feeling that game man a hundred CS the 30 CS bro 04:06:28.260 --> 04:06:32.980 We can't like we can't I don't even know if it's possible to win a five before unless we're faker, bro 04:06:32.980 --> 04:06:34.980 I was feeling it that game 04:06:37.700 --> 04:06:42.020 Thought just what do you think we should have done there FF or do you think we should have just fucking w key that game 04:06:42.020 --> 04:06:48.140 What I think is this an issue that the two of you have to resolve, so talk it out right 04:06:48.140 --> 04:06:51.620 now until you get it to a conclusion that both of you agree with. 04:06:51.620 --> 04:06:52.900 Jixi, I agree with you. 04:06:52.900 --> 04:06:57.460 I think that it is a waste of time, but not really, because we could learn the knowledge. 04:06:57.460 --> 04:07:02.420 Kill us and think they're better than us, because our Tristana inted and then left. 04:07:02.420 --> 04:07:05.740 Because then they get fed, and then they kill us, and then they're on our nexus, and then 04:07:05.740 --> 04:07:07.740 they are smiling at the screen to get a grip. 04:07:07.740 --> 04:07:09.020 Yeah, but I had a hard time. 04:07:09.020 --> 04:07:10.020 Were you beating their jungler? 04:07:10.020 --> 04:07:11.580 Because I was beating my mid laner. 04:07:11.580 --> 04:07:15.780 I'm always beating the jungler, but it doesn't matter if my team goes 0-5 and then leaves. 04:07:15.780 --> 04:07:17.580 I'm always winning the jungle. 04:07:17.580 --> 04:07:18.580 Can you swap with me? 04:07:18.580 --> 04:07:21.580 I always have the most CS. I'm the go. 04:07:24.280 --> 04:07:26.780 Okay, so what conclusion did we come to? 04:07:26.780 --> 04:07:28.380 Let me ask first. 04:07:28.380 --> 04:07:30.580 Jinxie, what was your conclusion? 04:07:31.780 --> 04:07:37.280 Archerstana hasn't felt the touch of a woman in 25 years and then inted. 04:07:37.280 --> 04:07:38.180 Okay. 04:07:38.180 --> 04:07:41.180 Muda, what's your conclusion? 04:07:41.180 --> 04:07:43.880 I think our Tristana is a fucking retard. 04:07:43.880 --> 04:07:46.380 It should literally yoned E off a fucking cliff. 04:07:46.380 --> 04:07:47.380 Yeah. 04:07:47.380 --> 04:07:48.380 Okay. 04:07:48.380 --> 04:07:51.580 Tristana should flash literally off the cliff in GTA. 04:07:51.580 --> 04:07:53.080 Yeah, like literally. 04:07:53.080 --> 04:07:54.980 0 and 5 then leaves. 04:07:54.980 --> 04:07:56.780 Like bro, you're actually a piece of shit. 04:07:56.780 --> 04:07:59.080 Yeah, like that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, 04:07:59.080 --> 04:08:00.880 if he didn't leave, we would have lost. 04:08:00.880 --> 04:08:01.880 Yeah, exactly. 04:08:01.880 --> 04:08:02.880 Wow. 04:08:02.880 --> 04:08:04.380 So honestly, I'm glad he left to be honest. 04:08:04.380 --> 04:08:05.380 I'm actually glad. 04:08:05.380 --> 04:08:08.380 Honestly, thank God he left, because yeah, we saved time and save LP. 04:08:08.380 --> 04:08:09.380 Fuck that. 04:08:09.380 --> 04:08:10.380 Fuck that. 04:08:10.380 --> 04:08:16.100 Wait miles are hard. I think I can actually I think I can beat this character easily Chad 04:08:16.100 --> 04:08:19.940 It's not an ego. I'm just saying I'm better than every bronze for jungler on the planet 04:08:19.940 --> 04:08:22.540 Yeah, I agree. I but not in that case 04:08:23.220 --> 04:08:25.340 Actually, you know what? I should be glazing you you're my fucking duo 04:08:25.340 --> 04:08:28.220 I agree and I also think that I'm the best fucking 04:08:28.420 --> 04:08:34.380 Mid player in the entire fucking game not even just in bronze drinks you worry thoughts on his statement with that 04:08:38.140 --> 04:08:40.140 Sorry, what'd you say I like that 04:08:40.380 --> 04:08:42.380 Muda repeat your statements 04:08:44.140 --> 04:08:51.620 No, no, no, you're fine. Okay Muda repeat what you said to Jinxie. Oh, I said that I'm the best mid player in bronze 04:08:57.260 --> 04:09:01.140 Jingsy and that's the beautiful thing about thoughts you can think 04:09:04.020 --> 04:09:07.980 But Jingsy that's not the question the question is do you agree? 04:09:10.380 --> 04:09:17.380 Well, here's what I'll say, I've played three games of League of Legends with Muda and I've never won. 04:09:17.380 --> 04:09:22.380 Okay, we've won one, bro. We've won one. We've won one. We've won one. We've never won. 04:09:22.380 --> 04:09:29.380 We've won one game and one of them was smurfing and in that game, your fucking PC was, I guess, broken. 04:09:29.380 --> 04:09:31.380 So I don't know why you're blaming me, bro. 04:09:31.380 --> 04:09:33.380 Oh, and Caitlyn went 0-9. Wait, yeah, we aren't just getting into it tonight. 04:09:33.380 --> 04:09:36.380 They're saying, why do you always find a way to blame me? 04:09:36.380 --> 04:09:37.380 Yes. 04:09:37.380 --> 04:09:40.220 Why would I play alone? 04:09:40.220 --> 04:09:43.960 I never have inters, but when I play with Muda, my top lane would 0-9, and then the 04:09:43.960 --> 04:09:45.920 next game my Tristana would 0-5-5. 04:09:45.920 --> 04:09:49.820 Oh, now we're asking the real questions. 04:09:49.820 --> 04:09:56.840 Okay, so the reason why is because when you duo in League of Legends, Riot says, oh, you 04:09:56.840 --> 04:10:00.400 want the advantage of enjoying your time with a friend? 04:10:00.400 --> 04:10:06.360 Well, here's a disadvantage about at least anywhere between 1-3 retards that are going 04:10:06.360 --> 04:10:09.120 going to be infinitely worse than the enemy team, 04:10:09.120 --> 04:10:12.000 said you guys can still have a very good shot 04:10:12.000 --> 04:10:15.000 at losing this game. 04:10:15.000 --> 04:10:17.480 So basically, here's my question. 04:10:17.480 --> 04:10:21.400 If you do OQ in League, you actually get worse teammates. 04:10:21.400 --> 04:10:22.320 That's a real thing. 04:10:22.320 --> 04:10:24.200 Yes, it is. 04:10:24.200 --> 04:10:25.200 Why? 04:10:25.200 --> 04:10:27.080 Because I think it's an advantage to do OQ. 04:10:27.080 --> 04:10:27.880 Exactly. 04:10:27.880 --> 04:10:29.440 So it would be like Jinxie. 04:10:29.440 --> 04:10:36.320 Imagine you sit there, and imagine you're walking outside. 04:10:36.320 --> 04:10:39.220 And we know that you're packing heat on you, right? 04:10:39.220 --> 04:10:42.000 Like you got a glock in the back pocket. 04:10:42.000 --> 04:10:43.160 You know what I mean? 04:10:43.160 --> 04:10:44.000 Wait, what did you say? 04:10:44.000 --> 04:10:45.480 Like imagine you're walking outside 04:10:45.480 --> 04:10:48.300 and you have a glock in your back pocket, right? 04:10:49.600 --> 04:10:50.440 Okay. 04:10:50.440 --> 04:10:52.280 Imagine it like now, 04:10:52.280 --> 04:10:55.500 instead of a guy just finally coming up and punching you, 04:10:55.500 --> 04:10:58.120 it's like he has a sniper rifle. 04:10:58.120 --> 04:10:59.820 Does that make sense? 04:10:59.820 --> 04:11:00.660 Yes. 04:11:00.660 --> 04:11:04.640 It's like imagine God spawning in somebody 04:11:04.640 --> 04:11:10.480 match your level of strength but it's not just your level it's the perceived level of strength 04:11:10.480 --> 04:11:16.160 so they're gonna say just because you're duot they think that you deserve shittier teams does 04:11:16.160 --> 04:11:22.800 that make sense yes that's gotta be one of the most retarded f***ing like so if you duoq riot 04:11:22.800 --> 04:11:27.920 intentionally gives you lower rank team it yes but wait a second mudo what did you say 04:11:29.600 --> 04:11:34.080 that's gotta be the most like retarded thing ever no well do you mean that in the sense that you 04:11:34.080 --> 04:11:37.340 you disagree with me or in the sense that it's bullshit that Ryan does that. 04:11:37.340 --> 04:11:43.320 That Ryan does that. Yeah, no, it is like because the thing is it's because when you 04:11:43.320 --> 04:11:49.040 duo they try to match you against other duos and they also deflate the MMR of your teams 04:11:49.040 --> 04:11:56.200 if they put you against other people. So it's like you're getting worse teams, bottom line. 04:11:56.200 --> 04:12:02.800 Like bottom line is your team is worse now. I heard that you can't duo queue in Challenger. 04:12:02.800 --> 04:12:03.800 Is that true? 04:12:03.800 --> 04:12:05.800 Yeah, you can't do a grad master plus right now. 04:12:05.800 --> 04:12:06.800 Really? 04:12:06.800 --> 04:12:07.800 That's actually a good one. 04:12:07.800 --> 04:12:08.800 I like that, though. 04:12:08.800 --> 04:12:09.800 I like that, though. 04:12:09.800 --> 04:12:14.800 Well, the thing is, it wasn't like that at the start of the season, and then two guys, 04:12:14.800 --> 04:12:20.640 Tiappernan and Viper, they duo-queued every game, and then they got rank one with an 80% win rate, 04:12:20.640 --> 04:12:24.280 and even full challenger lobbies could not do anything against them. 04:12:24.280 --> 04:12:28.680 So they had the best synergy in the entire world, and they just ripped through everyone's 04:12:28.680 --> 04:12:30.280 asshole and fucked everyone? 04:12:30.280 --> 04:12:31.280 Yeah. 04:12:31.280 --> 04:12:33.280 Dude, it would be like 10 for this game. 04:12:33.280 --> 04:12:35.280 Can me and Jixi be that? Can me and Jixi do that? 04:12:35.280 --> 04:12:37.280 Do you think me and Jixi are the next team in Viper? 04:12:37.280 --> 04:12:39.280 Me, ho. 04:12:43.280 --> 04:12:45.280 Yo, Muda, we have three irons on our team, by the way. 04:12:45.280 --> 04:12:46.280 Three irons. 04:12:46.280 --> 04:12:48.280 I told you! 04:12:48.280 --> 04:12:50.280 He literally wasn't kidding. 04:12:50.280 --> 04:12:53.280 Muda, last game we had three irons. 04:12:53.280 --> 04:12:55.280 This game we had three irons, and guess what? 04:12:55.280 --> 04:12:57.280 What's all this enough? What's all this enough? 04:12:57.280 --> 04:12:59.280 Three bronzes and two irons. 04:12:59.280 --> 04:13:02.120 Listen the first game we had three irons 04:13:02.120 --> 04:13:05.600 We had a 0 and 9 Katelyn the second game we had three irons 04:13:05.600 --> 04:13:09.760 We had an 0 and 5 for sauna who left the third game we have three irons again 04:13:09.760 --> 04:13:11.960 I'm assuming one of these idiots is gonna go on on again 04:13:12.960 --> 04:13:18.960 Which you actually can't do a queue well you can but it's like it's like playing on nightmare difficulty 04:13:20.520 --> 04:13:22.520 God 04:13:22.960 --> 04:13:24.960 Even with the only we never won 04:13:25.520 --> 04:13:27.760 Well, no you won that one game remember 04:13:29.280 --> 04:13:36.280 Oh, I answered that. I'm in a tower, bro. Yeah, no, no, like it'd be outside of that one game. Like you guys played to you run one 04:13:36.280 --> 04:13:38.280 You lost one. Oh 04:13:38.360 --> 04:13:45.120 You're right. So dual queuing in league is basically designed to where you're intentionally supposed to be depressed the whole time 04:13:45.760 --> 04:13:48.040 Yeah, because like the thing is okay 04:13:48.920 --> 04:13:55.280 Riot's mission with the matchmaking algorithm is they want to make you as mad and as sad as possible and 04:13:55.280 --> 04:13:59.580 And sometimes the way that they do that is giving you winners' cue and making you win a lot of games. 04:13:59.580 --> 04:14:04.980 So then when they take all of it away from you by giving you losers' cue, you realize what you lost. 04:14:04.980 --> 04:14:05.480 Right? 04:14:05.480 --> 04:14:07.580 And the same thing kind of works with dueling. 04:14:07.580 --> 04:14:10.580 Well, it's like, you think you're gonna have fun playing with a friend? 04:14:10.580 --> 04:14:11.180 Nope. 04:14:11.180 --> 04:14:15.980 Here's three fucking pieces of shit that are gonna ensure that you lose the game. 04:14:15.980 --> 04:14:19.380 So no matter what, it's like the house always wins. 04:14:19.380 --> 04:14:24.980 When you queue up, it's like you're entering the casino, and no matter what, the house will always win. 04:14:25.260 --> 04:14:27.500 So I thought it's a horrible mentality though 04:14:27.500 --> 04:14:32.580 So what if you just get really really good at the game where you start counting cards and just start beating everything now? 04:14:32.980 --> 04:14:37.460 Well, yeah, that's what happens when you play a lot of games. Yeah, if you're fucking rain, man 04:14:37.460 --> 04:14:44.540 We're not yeah, don't guess why there's a thing. They're saying that because me and Muda are in a call with each other 04:14:44.780 --> 04:14:50.140 We're gonna have three irons on our team every game and they're gonna take turns going oh, and I 04:14:50.140 --> 04:14:52.140 That's what's happening. 04:14:52.140 --> 04:14:54.820 Caitlyn just went 0-9, fuck this shit. 04:14:54.820 --> 04:14:56.940 I'm never doing it again after this. 04:14:56.940 --> 04:14:58.300 What? 04:14:58.300 --> 04:15:00.660 Like, what the fuck is this? 04:15:00.660 --> 04:15:04.620 What does world 2017 ash mean? 04:15:04.620 --> 04:15:06.420 I bet that's just like around the skin. 04:15:06.420 --> 04:15:08.500 But yeah, it's essentially thinking of it this way. 04:15:08.500 --> 04:15:11.420 Okay, guys, imagine it's like LeBron James 04:15:11.420 --> 04:15:14.700 and Michael Jordan can be on the same basketball team, 04:15:14.700 --> 04:15:17.500 but if they are, they are forced to play 04:15:17.500 --> 04:15:19.540 with three special ed teammates 04:15:19.540 --> 04:15:23.740 and the enemy is full collegiate or d1 level athletes 04:15:23.740 --> 04:15:25.260 does that make sense? 04:15:25.260 --> 04:15:27.980 yes 04:15:27.980 --> 04:15:31.580 so that's what duoq league is 04:15:31.580 --> 04:15:33.540 i might actually never do this again chat 04:15:33.540 --> 04:15:38.340 is that a series or is that... sorry is that like... has that been proven or is that like 04:15:38.340 --> 04:15:39.540 dauntest theory? 04:15:39.540 --> 04:15:41.980 no it's on dauntest so you can ask anybody 04:15:41.980 --> 04:15:45.980 when you duo the games end up becoming harder 100% 04:15:45.980 --> 04:15:47.780 because the thing is that it's like 04:15:47.780 --> 04:15:56.000 They balance duo around the fact that either you're against other duos, or you're playing with worse teammates, or it's a mix of the two. 04:15:56.000 --> 04:15:58.780 What is our mouth-eye doing? Yo, I'm about to kill myself. 04:15:58.780 --> 04:16:01.140 What is our mouth-eye doing? 04:16:01.140 --> 04:16:03.420 Alright, lemme eat, lemme eat, okay. 04:16:03.420 --> 04:16:05.920 Okay guys, let's walk in. 04:16:05.920 --> 04:16:07.120 Nope, nope. 04:16:07.120 --> 04:16:12.440 Mouth-eye you iron bitch. Go to your fucking lane. Now, go to your fucking lane, you empty piece of shit. 04:16:12.440 --> 04:16:14.160 Okay, so listen. My fucking god. 04:16:14.160 --> 04:16:20.420 Jinxie how about how about we do this how we do this? How about you guys duo until loss thoughts? 04:16:21.000 --> 04:16:23.000 Yeah, yeah 04:16:24.240 --> 04:16:29.820 Like that's what you can do Jinxie and you could even like you know you do 1v1 every rank and rainbow six 04:16:30.840 --> 04:16:36.560 Yeah, what if you did stuff like that in league, but it's like duo queue with this person until we lose in league 04:16:36.560 --> 04:16:38.560 You know I mean 04:16:40.320 --> 04:16:43.680 All right guys, I'm kind of confused all my mid late. It might be a remake bro 04:16:44.160 --> 04:16:54.100 wait oh no oh god yeah the enemy midlaner is an online so if this is a 04:16:54.100 --> 04:17:01.940 main what is all it's happening tonight what's going on what what is the online 04:17:01.940 --> 04:17:06.980 mean what so how do we know when they remake you're gonna see that if it's 04:17:06.980 --> 04:17:10.140 gonna happen it's gonna be soon so guys listen to me I want to listen to me 04:17:10.140 --> 04:17:14.800 listening good the enemy midlaner is afk he's not connected but the good news is 04:17:14.800 --> 04:17:19.620 that right now he's back he's back he's back okay we're good we're good we're 04:17:19.620 --> 04:17:30.460 good okay so jinx you listen you're gonna focus on the full clear you're gonna 04:17:30.460 --> 04:17:35.100 play safe and consistent you're not lagging anymore so we can get it done 04:17:35.100 --> 04:17:39.940 I'm on he as well. Exactly. Yes. I'm just gonna scale and kill the whole team 04:17:43.900 --> 04:17:49.060 All right, so John says I'm a level above this guy right now. What should I be doing? Everybody's under tower 04:17:49.860 --> 04:17:54.420 Well, what you should be doing that is only last hitting your minions so you can force him to walk up 04:17:54.420 --> 04:17:56.420 Think of it think of it like this. Okay? 04:17:56.660 --> 04:17:58.540 When you're playing mid lane 04:17:58.540 --> 04:18:04.500 It's like imagine you're trying to kidnap children from the playground and the best way that you can do that is by 04:18:04.500 --> 04:18:09.620 letting out little candies so that they run out away from their parents and then 04:18:09.620 --> 04:18:13.500 afterwards you snatch them up does that make sense yeah I got it such a big 04:18:13.500 --> 04:18:19.420 kidnapper exactly yes so now look at how far he is away from his parents no 04:18:19.420 --> 04:18:27.560 come back but now big daddy mode is gonna go in fight fight trade E and then 04:18:27.560 --> 04:18:38.160 auto-q. FIGHT! FIGHT! There you go, good trades. Okay, so now Jinxy. Jinxy, where you're gonna 04:18:38.160 --> 04:18:41.420 do now, okay? You're gonna finish the Gromp. After the Gromp you're playing crab. 04:18:41.420 --> 04:18:47.240 The enemy Vhagar is like half HP, so what we can do, right, is we can maybe look 04:18:47.240 --> 04:18:54.800 for mid-gang soon. Do you understand? Oh, you're gonna fight the Kane here. I want 04:18:54.800 --> 04:19:00.940 Smite at 600. Nice! Crab mugged! Oh my god, fight, fight. 04:19:00.940 --> 04:19:02.260 You see that coach? Coach, you see that. 04:19:02.260 --> 04:19:03.260 Yep, that was fucking insane. 04:19:03.260 --> 04:19:04.260 I can't allow him to go through walls. 04:19:04.260 --> 04:19:07.880 Okay, recall, just recall, trust me, just recall. 04:19:07.880 --> 04:19:10.620 Trust me, just recall. Yeah, that's Kane. 04:19:10.620 --> 04:19:14.220 He can go through walls with two different abilities, by the way. 04:19:14.220 --> 04:19:15.220 Okay. 04:19:15.220 --> 04:19:17.220 I'm playing Evil League tonight. 04:19:17.220 --> 04:19:19.220 You see that crab mug, though? 04:19:19.220 --> 04:19:20.220 Yeah, no, that was good. 04:19:20.220 --> 04:19:22.900 So, Jinx, see, out of base, what are you gonna do? 04:19:22.900 --> 04:19:26.380 do you really want to fuck this guy in the ass until he's screaming and nutting in your mouth? 04:19:26.380 --> 04:19:27.040 yes or no? 04:19:27.040 --> 04:19:27.540 yeah 04:19:27.540 --> 04:19:28.040 okay 04:19:28.040 --> 04:19:29.140 not in the last part 04:19:29.140 --> 04:19:30.800 okay yeah forget the last part then 04:19:30.800 --> 04:19:32.920 so what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the crab 04:19:32.920 --> 04:19:35.120 and then you're gonna invade him on his gromp okay? 04:19:35.120 --> 04:19:36.800 now let me explain why 04:19:36.800 --> 04:19:38.780 because the thing is that he was on 04:19:38.780 --> 04:19:40.600 okay nevermind you didn't do it 04:19:40.600 --> 04:19:41.340 okay 04:19:41.340 --> 04:19:41.920 but 04:19:41.920 --> 04:19:43.000 okay yeah that's fine 04:19:43.000 --> 04:19:46.880 okay so like what we're gonna do now, jingxi, is you're gonna talk to bot folk here 04:19:46.880 --> 04:19:50.640 and then afterwards you're gonna look on the dragon okay? 04:19:50.640 --> 04:19:51.760 got it 04:19:51.760 --> 04:19:52.420 okay 04:19:52.420 --> 04:19:55.340 So then, Muda, I want you to start killing the Vhagar. 04:19:58.080 --> 04:19:59.440 NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE! 04:19:59.760 --> 04:20:00.260 Muda. 04:20:00.380 --> 04:20:01.580 There we go! 04:20:02.020 --> 04:20:04.020 We're not losing, okay? Come on! 04:20:05.340 --> 04:20:07.400 That's what we want to see, bro. Good. 04:20:07.780 --> 04:20:11.300 Now remember, Jinxie, when you're walking towards camps as Master Yi, 04:20:11.600 --> 04:20:15.340 you're going to try to queue as much range as possible. 04:20:15.660 --> 04:20:16.580 Do you understand? 04:20:17.440 --> 04:20:18.660 Okay, got it, got it, got it, got it. 04:20:18.660 --> 04:20:24.700 Because the thing is that when you're playing a jungler in general, you always want to make 04:20:24.700 --> 04:20:30.780 sure that you use your ability that has the most amount of range to start off jungle camps. 04:20:30.780 --> 04:20:36.420 So I give you for example, you want to always start off with your Q, right? 04:20:36.420 --> 04:20:40.340 Okay, this is good. 04:20:40.340 --> 04:20:45.580 Alright, so now what we're going to do, Jinxie. 04:20:45.580 --> 04:20:51.600 Gromp is still down for 15 seconds. So I want you to look for the dragon now drone ball. Let's see if there's someone going balling 04:20:54.520 --> 04:20:56.520 We could a dying bot here. Oh 04:20:56.960 --> 04:21:00.300 Fight fight this fight this fight this fight this fight this fight this 04:21:02.560 --> 04:21:04.560 This character is literally broken 04:21:05.400 --> 04:21:07.400 Okay 04:21:07.560 --> 04:21:09.560 Okay, move up move up 04:21:12.360 --> 04:21:14.600 Got it got it got it. I need help now 04:21:15.580 --> 04:21:17.240 Noooo! 04:21:17.240 --> 04:21:18.360 Got it, got it, got it. 04:21:20.900 --> 04:21:21.920 Nice fight, fight. 04:21:23.920 --> 04:21:25.760 Okay, Jynxy, you're gonna Q, nice. 04:21:26.200 --> 04:21:27.400 Jynxy, go Jag! 04:21:27.400 --> 04:21:28.480 Jag, Jynxy! 04:21:28.480 --> 04:21:29.920 600 damage, Spike. 04:21:31.600 --> 04:21:34.300 Dice, did I get some fucking help here? 04:21:34.880 --> 04:21:37.000 That's fine, Jynxy's getting the Jag, this is good. 04:21:37.720 --> 04:21:38.220 Art? 04:21:41.240 --> 04:21:42.200 NICE! 04:21:42.200 --> 04:21:43.360 Okay, Jynxy recall. 04:21:43.360 --> 04:21:44.000 Jynxy recall. 04:21:44.000 --> 04:21:45.280 What the fuck did you do, Mooda? 04:21:45.280 --> 04:21:47.560 Let's go! Let's go! 04:21:47.560 --> 04:21:49.080 Fucking shit, kid! 04:21:50.420 --> 04:21:50.920 Let's go! 04:21:51.240 --> 04:21:53.200 Fuck all these bad players! 04:21:53.200 --> 04:21:53.700 Come on! 04:21:53.700 --> 04:21:54.540 Let's go, bro, let's go! 04:21:54.900 --> 04:21:55.900 Let's go! No losing! 04:21:55.900 --> 04:21:57.500 No, just did I do good that fight, bro? 04:21:57.500 --> 04:21:59.200 That was good, but, Muda, listen. 04:21:59.360 --> 04:22:01.200 The problem that I'm noticing with you 04:22:01.400 --> 04:22:03.940 is that you always seem to play for a freeze, 04:22:04.100 --> 04:22:06.180 which isn't necessarily bad, 04:22:06.380 --> 04:22:09.080 but you need to pay attention to what's going on on the map 04:22:09.080 --> 04:22:10.780 to know if that's actually the best thing to do. 04:22:10.780 --> 04:22:11.520 What's up, JNC? 04:22:11.780 --> 04:22:14.380 Coach, this Garen's low health. What do you think? 04:22:14.380 --> 04:22:20.260 join again back down no you're gonna folk here you're gonna folk there if 04:22:20.260 --> 04:22:24.900 you're not so listen one of the biggest reasons why people say hard second 04:22:24.900 --> 04:22:28.860 leak as jungler so let me explain it to you to fight too much yes it's because 04:22:28.860 --> 04:22:32.780 they have trust issues like you're gonna see a low health enemy garen and you're 04:22:32.780 --> 04:22:36.140 gonna be like I don't trust my teammate to actually kill that guy son you're 04:22:36.140 --> 04:22:39.900 gonna go out of your way waste your time you're gonna dolly dolly that guy's 04:22:39.900 --> 04:22:44.700 gonna die and now you wasted 30 seconds so sometimes in league we need to overcome 04:22:44.700 --> 04:22:49.500 trust issues so we can actually climb does that make sense yes sir I understand 04:22:49.500 --> 04:22:52.220 completely thank you so much let's go Muda you're playing great let's go 04:22:52.220 --> 04:22:55.540 you better not lose the best man okay now I'm gonna be honest with you guys 04:22:55.540 --> 04:22:59.500 right now I'm not liking how wholesome the call is so let me ask you a 04:22:59.500 --> 04:23:04.060 question if both of you were in 22 Jump Street who would be Channing Katoom and 04:23:04.060 --> 04:23:06.780 who would be Jonah? I would be Channing Katoom, I would be Channing Katoom 04:23:06.780 --> 04:23:11.460 what the fuck does that fucking mean you didn't see the movie don't worry about 04:23:11.460 --> 04:23:14.260 no I did I did watch the movie but I just don't understand what does that mean 04:23:14.260 --> 04:23:17.500 like I forgot like mood up would you be chanting Tatum or would you be Jonah 04:23:17.500 --> 04:23:22.020 hell which one would you be I'd be the Chad bro I'm the Chad well Jinx he already 04:23:22.020 --> 04:23:26.340 said that he's shining Tatum so now you guys got a discuss maybe we can literally 04:23:26.340 --> 04:23:30.740 see in real life who has a better physique mirror Jinx see bro your nipples 04:23:30.740 --> 04:23:35.740 are facing opposite directions. Lock in please. 04:23:35.740 --> 04:23:40.240 Alright, okay good. So now what we're going to do, Jinxie, you're going to play for the 04:23:40.240 --> 04:23:44.240 blue and then afterwards we're going to look on the gromp, okay? 04:23:44.240 --> 04:23:46.240 Got it, yes sir. 04:23:46.240 --> 04:23:53.740 Okay. So now after this Jinxie, what do you see on the map that you can play for? 04:23:53.740 --> 04:23:55.240 Uh, grubs. 04:23:55.240 --> 04:24:00.240 Exactly. So, Muda, if Jinx wants to play for Grubbs, what are we gonna do? 04:24:02.240 --> 04:24:03.240 Uh, Muda! 04:24:03.240 --> 04:24:04.240 I'm gonna help him, I'm gonna fucking help him. 04:24:04.240 --> 04:24:09.240 Exactly! So if you're gonna help him, shove the lane! 04:24:09.240 --> 04:24:12.240 Shove! Shove the next one too, and then walk in. 04:24:14.240 --> 04:24:16.240 SHOVE! I-O! 04:24:18.240 --> 04:24:20.240 What the fuck? 04:24:21.240 --> 04:24:23.240 What the fuck is wrong with you sick motherfuckers? 04:24:23.240 --> 04:24:27.880 Okay, go for the grubs mood a canis here James. He came on 04:24:32.540 --> 04:24:34.540 Nice nice 04:24:40.380 --> 04:24:44.680 Good what I'm good. You can leave you can leave go get your right home fuck this motherfucker 04:24:45.220 --> 04:24:50.800 Fuck what are you doing? What are you doing? Okay, Mooda go for this Mooda listen me? I wanted to Ian and then are 04:24:53.240 --> 04:24:59.760 good and then after you snap back exactly just like that I fucking died yeah 04:24:59.760 --> 04:25:02.160 well you died cuz you're bad 04:25:02.160 --> 04:25:05.160 what is that 04:25:05.160 --> 04:25:11.400 what I didn't even need to help JT so not only did I fucking why did I tower 04:25:11.400 --> 04:25:18.200 die because I told me to because your coach told me to my coach only told you 04:25:18.200 --> 04:25:20.960 to because you already position yourself shitty so it's called making a bad 04:25:20.960 --> 04:25:24.960 play less bad, but your mechanics aren't good enough to escape. 04:25:24.960 --> 04:25:28.960 Godfuck, just down three seconds away from punching with your fucking head. 04:25:28.960 --> 04:25:32.960 NGTA. 04:25:32.960 --> 04:25:36.960 It's okay, just don't let that shit happen again. Okay, now listen. 04:25:36.960 --> 04:25:40.960 Muda, the reason why you died is because you didn't play ball enough, okay? 04:25:40.960 --> 04:25:44.960 You need to look for all ins, and then just snap back in some then. 04:25:44.960 --> 04:25:47.960 If you do that, you're gonna get the kills next time without having to die. 04:25:47.960 --> 04:25:52.000 But even though you did die it wasn't execute so they didn't get anything off it 04:25:55.080 --> 04:25:57.080 No, I died 04:26:03.080 --> 04:26:05.680 Wait, what does an execute mean down test 04:26:06.440 --> 04:26:09.080 Execute is when you died with turrets, right? 04:26:09.480 --> 04:26:14.500 But nobody hit you so you don't actually give anybody any gold. Oh, that's fine. You didn't give them gold 04:26:15.400 --> 04:26:17.400 Yep, so it's okay 04:26:17.960 --> 04:26:19.960 Proud of you, Muda. Good shit. 04:26:19.960 --> 04:26:20.960 Yeah, bro, no worries. 04:26:20.960 --> 04:26:22.960 Baron is so ganked, so I'm going to full clear us. 04:26:26.960 --> 04:26:27.960 Something. 04:26:27.960 --> 04:26:29.960 Uh, there's like five people in my fucking lane right now. 04:26:29.960 --> 04:26:31.960 Dot, that's going to get some help here. 04:26:31.960 --> 04:26:33.960 Do I just recall real quick? Like, what do I do? 04:26:33.960 --> 04:26:35.960 No, Sand lane, you can still farm. 04:26:35.960 --> 04:26:39.960 Jynx here, what you're going to do is I want you to just smite this, smite it, and then walk mid. 04:26:40.960 --> 04:26:43.960 So now, Muda, wait for Jynxy. 04:26:43.960 --> 04:26:44.960 Wait for Jynxy. 04:26:44.960 --> 04:26:46.960 Jynxy, you can look on the crab, look on the crab, 04:26:46.960 --> 04:26:52.640 on the crab and then if they fight Muda you drop the crab to fight okay 04:27:02.280 --> 04:27:11.320 okay wait for him to you nice okay Jinxie go for this nice 04:27:11.320 --> 04:27:13.320 fall back 04:27:13.320 --> 04:27:18.320 okay so now yes you get the dragon for free because the enemy jungler is dead 04:27:18.320 --> 04:27:20.320 oh but i didn't help 04:27:20.320 --> 04:27:22.320 i need help i need help 04:27:22.320 --> 04:27:25.320 okay you can't help him you can't help him jingxi let him die you need to let him die 04:27:25.320 --> 04:27:27.320 what 04:27:27.320 --> 04:27:29.320 what 04:27:29.320 --> 04:27:35.320 muda what the fuck do you want jingxi to do for you when you walk into lane and you get flash outed 04:27:35.320 --> 04:27:40.320 okay now uh jingxi i hope you understand you motherfucker i'm never helping you ever again you understand me 04:27:40.320 --> 04:27:43.780 that you understand me for a mood I can't help you I'm way too valuable to 04:27:43.780 --> 04:27:46.760 die like that yeah all right no less no less I can't wait until you're a 04:27:46.760 --> 04:27:48.960 fucking position I'm way too valuable to die there 04:27:48.960 --> 04:27:51.960 mood up tighten up a little bit I need you more aware you need you way more 04:27:51.960 --> 04:27:54.440 fucking aware 04:27:56.520 --> 04:28:02.760 coach I hear I'm right yeah ironically that was Muda's grief he walks into line 04:28:02.760 --> 04:28:07.360 got flash ulted by Vega there's nothing anybody can do for him yeah tighten up 04:28:07.360 --> 04:28:12.500 at least. Also, look at the leaderboard, look at the leaderboard, and then thank me for the carry. Thank you. 04:28:12.500 --> 04:28:14.500 This is what I do every game. 04:28:14.500 --> 04:28:18.000 Yeah, this is like the not to be the worst fucking duo I've ever fucking had in my entire fucking life. 04:28:22.000 --> 04:28:25.000 So, we're gonna have the most CS in the lobby, right? I'm the king of this shit. 04:28:25.000 --> 04:28:31.500 So, Jinx, I want you to understand that the reason why Muda is like mad at you, is because you're CS smogging him right now. 04:28:31.500 --> 04:28:33.500 I know. I know. 04:28:33.500 --> 04:28:36.500 Yeah. That's why I'm definitely fucking mad. You fucking dipshit. 04:28:36.500 --> 04:28:39.200 Well, why are you mad then? Tell us. 04:28:39.200 --> 04:28:45.000 Because I go to ruin my fucking freeze mid to help this dumbass. 04:28:45.000 --> 04:28:49.000 And when I need help, he just fucking does nothing. 04:28:49.000 --> 04:28:58.500 Muda, Muda, what the fuck do you want Jynx to do for you when you walk into him with a third HP and get flash ulted by a vaguer? 04:28:58.500 --> 04:29:01.500 What do you want him to do? What? 04:29:01.500 --> 04:29:06.000 I don't know, ironically when you said I need help, I could not have gotten there in time. I was getting dragon. 04:29:06.000 --> 04:29:12.900 I'm gonna fucking just sit there and jerk off your dead body, just wanna fucking do it. 04:29:12.900 --> 04:29:17.400 Okay, so Jyncey, we just confirmed that Muda is a necrophile. 04:29:17.400 --> 04:29:19.900 What does that fucking mean? 04:29:19.900 --> 04:29:21.900 It means that he jerks off to dead people. 04:29:21.900 --> 04:29:23.900 Got up here. 04:29:23.900 --> 04:29:32.100 Okay, so now what you're gonna do, Muda, you can look for a kill here, just go for the 04:29:32.100 --> 04:29:33.100 play. 04:29:33.100 --> 04:29:34.100 Go chat invade? 04:29:34.100 --> 04:29:35.100 Yes. 04:29:35.100 --> 04:29:38.700 but the thing is the Raptors are not so what you might have to do here is 04:29:39.340 --> 04:29:43.060 Yeah, you can check the red or the Krugs and then see if he's on either of those 04:29:45.060 --> 04:29:47.060 And if not we can 04:29:47.060 --> 04:29:49.060 I die doing it my lane! 04:29:49.060 --> 04:29:51.060 Is that how Jinxy? 04:29:51.060 --> 04:29:52.060 Re-TOL? 04:29:52.060 --> 04:29:54.060 There's no fucking interest taking my CS! 04:30:01.060 --> 04:30:02.060 Okay. 04:30:02.060 --> 04:30:04.060 Is that how Jinxy? 04:30:04.060 --> 04:30:06.060 Let's get the fuck out of my fucking... 04:30:06.060 --> 04:30:08.060 Yo, how do I tell him to go fuck himself? 04:30:08.060 --> 04:30:10.060 You type it. 04:30:12.060 --> 04:30:14.060 Just hold G and then flick up on your mouse. 04:30:17.060 --> 04:30:20.060 hold G and then flick up 04:30:21.060 --> 04:30:23.060 fuck out of my lane you motherfucker 04:30:26.060 --> 04:30:27.060 rockin' gang, cazontas, what do you think? 04:30:27.060 --> 04:30:28.060 look for it, look for it 04:30:28.060 --> 04:30:30.060 this is free, press R and go for it 04:30:32.060 --> 04:30:33.060 where's my... 04:30:33.060 --> 04:30:34.060 keep fighting, keep fighting 04:30:34.060 --> 04:30:35.060 you're good, you're good 04:30:36.060 --> 04:30:37.060 yeah, I'm good bro 04:30:37.060 --> 04:30:38.060 where did mouth fly go? 04:30:38.060 --> 04:30:39.060 where the fuck did mouth fly go? 04:30:39.060 --> 04:30:40.060 now I got shut down 04:30:41.060 --> 04:30:43.060 oh, mouth fly, you dogshit fucking bitch 04:30:47.060 --> 04:30:53.740 fucking my tight little asshole 04:30:53.740 --> 04:30:56.860 Malphite you're so useless I'm never helping you again 04:30:56.860 --> 04:31:01.900 okay so guys listen listen I'm gonna have one more piece of sushi and then I'm 04:31:01.900 --> 04:31:02.980 gonna walk in okay 04:31:02.980 --> 04:31:11.900 bro what the fuck you're eating you're eating when this game matters so fucking much 04:31:11.900 --> 04:31:16.300 guys guys guys it's one piece of it's one piece of please give me a second 04:31:16.300 --> 04:31:20.300 Okay, Dennis, what do I do here? There's two people in my fucking lane right now. Morgana, get- There's three people in my lane right now. 04:31:20.300 --> 04:31:24.300 Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda. I'm finishing my sushi. Please give me about like five seconds, please. 04:31:24.300 --> 04:31:28.300 There's three people in my lane, motherfucker! What do I do?! 04:31:28.300 --> 04:31:32.300 Jinxie, please control your duo. I need about five seconds to finish this up. 04:31:32.300 --> 04:31:34.300 You gotta fuck up while he eats his sushi. 04:31:34.300 --> 04:31:37.300 This is fucking insane, bro. I don't know. 04:31:38.300 --> 04:31:40.300 It's almost done with his sushi, bro. 04:31:40.300 --> 04:31:51.300 I recall here. Do I recall? Do I jerk off? A, A, A, A, A. Coach, what do I do here, bro? 04:31:51.300 --> 04:31:55.300 Okay, I'm back. The sushi's done. What do you want to know? Talk to me. 04:31:55.300 --> 04:31:57.300 What do I do with this position? 04:31:57.300 --> 04:32:00.300 You should probably recall because you're literally half HP. 04:32:03.300 --> 04:32:06.300 Malfight, we're not going to fight you useless sack of shit. 04:32:06.300 --> 04:32:08.300 We're not gonna fight the useless piece of shit. 04:32:08.300 --> 04:32:10.300 Mouth fight, we're not gonna fight useless shit. 04:32:10.300 --> 04:32:12.300 Mouth fight my way! 04:32:12.300 --> 04:32:14.300 And this shitty coach 04:32:14.300 --> 04:32:16.300 IS EATING! 04:32:21.300 --> 04:32:22.300 Mudak? 04:32:22.300 --> 04:32:28.300 Earlier today, earlier today, you talked about how you're not only the best midlaner in iron, but the best midlaner in the world. 04:32:28.300 --> 04:32:35.300 So tell me why the best midlaner in the world can't even dodge a simple FUCKING SKILLSHOT! 04:32:36.300 --> 04:32:49.420 If you dodge the moron Q, you want to DIE! 04:32:49.420 --> 04:32:52.980 I pinged Malfight away 5 times and still died at the tower. 04:32:52.980 --> 04:32:57.460 Being in this fucking call with you guys is like I'm being bent forward picking cock up 04:32:57.460 --> 04:33:00.300 my ass and the other one cocked in my mouth. 04:33:00.300 --> 04:33:04.820 Like it literally is just like I couldn't imagine a more fucking worse fucking like 04:33:04.820 --> 04:33:06.820 I don't understand, but I'm going to sweep the fuck out. 04:33:06.820 --> 04:33:10.820 Okay, Jinxie, do you want to take his headers behind? 04:33:10.820 --> 04:33:12.820 Uh, behind. 04:33:12.820 --> 04:33:14.820 Okay, I got the head. 04:33:17.820 --> 04:33:20.820 Mooda, are you okay with that role assignment? 04:33:20.820 --> 04:33:21.820 I'm not going to bot side bot. 04:33:21.820 --> 04:33:23.820 Yeah, MF has 11 kills. 04:33:23.820 --> 04:33:26.820 Thank god there's someone fucking useful on this game. 04:33:26.820 --> 04:33:29.820 Okay, so like this one we're going to do now guys, okay? 04:33:29.820 --> 04:33:31.820 Jinxie, you're going to play for your top side, 04:33:31.820 --> 04:33:33.500 and then afterwards 04:33:33.500 --> 04:33:38.340 you're gonna look for the bot side okay 04:33:38.340 --> 04:33:40.460 so not just about farming and scaling 04:33:40.460 --> 04:33:44.540 why three people on the bot lane so usually i go bot right but do i just go 04:33:44.540 --> 04:33:46.460 top now got this yes go top 04:33:46.460 --> 04:33:49.900 so uh... when when hum sold you to go bot 04:33:49.900 --> 04:33:51.820 what he actually meant is you just side lane 04:33:51.820 --> 04:33:53.700 so if your top laner is roundly bot 04:33:53.700 --> 04:33:56.260 then you just take over the side lane that you don't need to be in 04:33:56.260 --> 04:34:01.500 that makes it a lot easier not gonna lie 04:34:01.500 --> 04:34:04.200 So now we're just gonna leave, do I leave a video? 04:34:04.200 --> 04:34:06.280 Yeah dude, just stay mid lane alone. 04:34:06.280 --> 04:34:07.760 Yep, leave mid lane alone. 04:34:07.760 --> 04:34:09.920 Okay, Jynce, I'll take it faster. 04:34:09.920 --> 04:34:11.920 No, he's not gonna do shit, bro, he's fucking iron. 04:34:11.920 --> 04:34:13.260 You shouldn't be caring about that. 04:34:13.260 --> 04:34:14.580 Come on! 04:34:14.580 --> 04:34:17.320 Jynce, go in again, go in again! 04:34:17.320 --> 04:34:19.160 Oh, I should know, no, no, no. 04:34:24.160 --> 04:34:27.520 God, leave the call, God, Jynce! 04:34:27.520 --> 04:34:28.520 Leave the call! 04:34:31.500 --> 04:34:33.500 LEAVE THE FUCK A GOM! 04:34:35.500 --> 04:34:36.500 Jinxy. 04:34:36.500 --> 04:34:39.500 Go in again, go in again, don't, don't, as I flash. 04:34:39.500 --> 04:34:41.500 Go fuck yourself, seriously. 04:34:41.500 --> 04:34:43.500 Go fucking fuck yourself. 04:34:43.500 --> 04:34:44.500 I'm not even kidding. 04:34:44.500 --> 04:34:48.500 I literally got a kill doing my own thing, and then you got me killed listening to you. 04:34:48.500 --> 04:34:49.500 Fuck you. 04:34:50.500 --> 04:34:51.500 What is happening? 04:34:51.500 --> 04:34:52.500 God fucking dammit. 04:34:52.500 --> 04:34:54.500 Well, what was that? 04:34:54.500 --> 04:34:56.500 Okay, Jinxy, listen. 04:34:56.500 --> 04:35:00.500 I'm trying to train you for quick time events, bro. 04:35:00.500 --> 04:35:05.900 Sometimes I need you to instantly react and it's like doing stuff like that 04:35:05.900 --> 04:35:12.160 I instantly reacted by running away because I saw two people on me and then you said go in so I 04:35:12.220 --> 04:35:20.180 Flashed into him and then you flash in one second after I said wait don't so I'm not a human 04:35:20.780 --> 04:35:25.520 Fucking robot you dumb bitch. Yeah, but Jinxie listen to me 04:35:25.520 --> 04:35:32.200 faker is bro and our goal isn't to turn you into a silver player bro it's to 04:35:32.200 --> 04:35:36.480 turn you into faker dude I have to get this ash yeah you got this okay I wanted 04:35:36.480 --> 04:35:42.800 to alter I wanted to alter you got this kill the ash the ash nice they gone help 04:35:42.800 --> 04:35:56.720 help help what the fuck is this fucking game oh my god I don't walk up oh now 04:35:56.720 --> 04:36:03.840 we go now we go in your mood up hey I was I was we're now do me a favor just 04:36:03.840 --> 04:36:11.820 like he's body now holy fuck why are you solo going into four people I was 04:36:11.820 --> 04:36:17.740 There's maybe there was two of them or half HP you dumb fucks a joke top CS again. I can't win 04:36:18.100 --> 04:36:22.980 Top CS again. I can't win. God fucking damn it. Get me out. No listen listen 04:36:22.980 --> 04:36:29.060 It's still winnable Jinxie listen because think of it this way for as long as this game keeps going 04:36:29.380 --> 04:36:36.140 We can still keep fighting. It's a battle that rages on now go take your favorite 04:36:36.140 --> 04:36:39.460 That doesn't shove that sushi up your ass 04:36:41.820 --> 04:36:44.740 Okay, that is too far. Take it back 04:36:47.380 --> 04:36:53.780 Jinxie the sushi didn't do anything to you. What the fuck did the sushi do to you man? 04:36:54.300 --> 04:36:57.620 Jixie, I think we should prep for drag. Can you make your way down here daddy? 04:36:58.180 --> 04:37:01.980 Don't tell me what to do. You're an iron mid laner. I'm gonna get my camps then go there. 04:37:01.980 --> 04:37:02.980 Or you better. 04:37:02.980 --> 04:37:04.980 We're both in the same rank! 04:37:05.580 --> 04:37:11.140 No, I'm gonna be honest. I was giga-chud. Jinxie respect to how you handled that situation. 04:37:11.140 --> 04:37:13.140 Thank you 04:37:18.980 --> 04:37:24.840 Okay, now jinx listen you're gonna farm your camps and then afterwards you're gonna look for the dragon mood up 04:37:24.840 --> 04:37:28.800 Whatever you do do not end before the dragon spawns. We need you on it 04:37:30.700 --> 04:37:37.980 Okay guys 20 seconds jinx see I want you to walk but hover them boggling in case there's a fight that breaks out 04:37:37.980 --> 04:37:39.980 We need to be there right now 04:37:41.140 --> 04:37:44.820 Okay, the hell the spawned 04:37:50.380 --> 04:37:57.140 Okay, can we please fight this dragon Jinxie Jinxie Jinxie Jinxie and mood up play on the dragon both of you 04:37:57.780 --> 04:38:01.660 Okay, do not focus the guy would do do not focus the guy 04:38:05.380 --> 04:38:08.660 Okay, Jinxie, okay, try to kill the vagar 04:38:11.140 --> 04:38:13.840 Don't focus the Garen, don't focus the Garen. 04:38:13.840 --> 04:38:14.840 It's a joke. 04:38:14.840 --> 04:38:15.840 It's a joke. 04:38:15.840 --> 04:38:19.340 Why are we fighting Dragon when there's an over-leveled fat Garen there? 04:38:19.340 --> 04:38:23.340 Oh my god, this Malfight needs to run into a bus in GTA. 04:38:23.340 --> 04:38:24.840 Well, I don't understand. 04:38:24.840 --> 04:38:26.840 Why does someone feed every game? 04:38:26.840 --> 04:38:28.340 Oh my god! 04:38:28.340 --> 04:38:31.840 I'm done doing, I'm sorry, I'm just gonna back off. 04:38:31.840 --> 04:38:33.840 What's wrong in this game right now? 04:38:33.840 --> 04:38:34.840 What's going on? 04:38:34.840 --> 04:38:40.840 So, the problem with this game right now is that you guys need to fight in a way that you kill their backline 04:38:40.840 --> 04:38:45.720 before anything happens. So, Muda, what you need to do is you're the setup, you're the engage, 04:38:45.720 --> 04:38:51.160 you need to manage to land your ult on any of their carries that aren't Garen, and then you guys 04:38:51.160 --> 04:38:56.840 kill everybody that's not Garen, while everyone else, and while the enemy dies, then Garen's 04:38:56.840 --> 04:39:01.080 last alive, then you go on him. So, the only way that we can win right now, listen to me, 04:39:01.080 --> 04:39:06.360 because we still can win, yes, it's by sitting there and by just focusing on everyone that's 04:39:06.360 --> 04:39:09.400 not the Garen. So, what we're going to do, listen, this is how we're going to start off. 04:39:09.400 --> 04:39:14.580 Jinxie, I want you to take the red buff. Muta just push top. And Muta, I do not want you to leave top ever. 04:39:14.880 --> 04:39:18.040 Jinxie, how we're gonna do it is you're gonna play for the red into Krugs, 04:39:18.040 --> 04:39:22.720 and then you're gonna do something called Shadowing for Muta, where you're just gonna sit top with him. 04:39:22.720 --> 04:39:27.040 And then you two are just gonna try to take over the entire game as a unit. 04:39:27.280 --> 04:39:32.120 Because as long as the gown is playing away from you, but your team is clearing the waves, you don't have to deal with him. 04:39:32.120 --> 04:39:35.320 Now Jinxie, walk top. Walk top. Muta, keep pushing. 04:39:35.320 --> 04:39:40.680 So the goal here is that you guys are gonna get the turrets you guys are gonna get the end hips 04:39:40.680 --> 04:39:46.680 You guys are gonna do anything. Yes fight fight everyone fight everyone you got this. So Jinzy look for this here 04:39:50.280 --> 04:39:52.280 Stand I'm coming 04:39:52.880 --> 04:39:55.960 Okay, now James go Jinzy go for it go for it go for it all 04:39:55.960 --> 04:40:10.320 yes okay now play for them okay we gotta run we gotta run we gotta run just 04:40:10.320 --> 04:40:14.420 run just one mouth I fucking putting caution signals on my head he's iron 04:40:14.420 --> 04:40:19.000 okay I'm ironically I'm ironically the mouth I'd had a good ping there because 04:40:19.000 --> 04:40:22.280 if he didn't then Garen probably wouldn't like ended up killing you he's so 04:40:22.280 --> 04:40:33.000 might oh god get another tower JC okay yes nice okay so now okay where do you 04:40:33.000 --> 04:40:36.760 want me top tower again but no no now you're gonna go bot now you're bought 04:40:36.760 --> 04:40:40.760 okay so the game are playing now is avoid the garen jinx I want to press P 04:40:40.760 --> 04:40:44.680 how much are you missing for your board we're playing avoid the garen I could 04:40:44.680 --> 04:40:49.960 have said that 10 minutes ago like hello is this thing on coach like I didn't 04:40:49.960 --> 04:40:51.960 to go for drag 04:40:51.960 --> 04:40:57.160 jinsee garen running me down jinsee i want to go for garen focus on the task at 04:40:57.160 --> 04:41:05.400 hand please okay so what we're gonna do muda you're gonna keep pushing bot 04:41:05.400 --> 04:41:15.800 here okay so now go back no keep pushing keep pushing keep pushing 04:41:15.800 --> 04:41:19.800 Jinxy go, go bot, find Muda, find Muda. 04:41:19.800 --> 04:41:27.800 Okay, Muda listen, you're gonna use your E to dodge his W, good, and now you can kill him. 04:41:27.800 --> 04:41:34.800 Okay Jinxy, you're gonna have to fight this, ult in and go, ult in and go, now, now, now! 04:41:34.800 --> 04:41:36.800 No... 04:41:38.800 --> 04:41:42.800 It's Garen, Garen's there, I see it. 04:41:42.800 --> 04:41:45.800 Ah, this is so fucking stupid, man. 04:41:45.800 --> 04:41:49.800 Okay, another dog shit fucking player, just fad fucking Garen. 04:41:49.800 --> 04:41:53.800 Oh my god, it's every fucking game. 04:41:53.800 --> 04:41:59.800 Do not play League if your IQ is 40! Do not play! 04:41:59.800 --> 04:42:01.800 Fuck! 04:42:01.800 --> 04:42:04.800 Top lane feeds, bot lane feeds, top lane feeds! 04:42:04.800 --> 04:42:08.800 Just go neutral! Oh my god! 04:42:08.800 --> 04:42:10.800 That is true, I think. 04:42:10.800 --> 04:42:13.360 Okay, do I just go? Do I just go? 04:42:13.360 --> 04:42:20.240 J-Jingsy, I wanted to buy Experimental Hex plus your next item and yeah, so at this point in the game 04:42:20.240 --> 04:42:27.320 I'm serious when I say this if you guys can find Garen alone. He dies Jingsy has the items to kill him 04:42:28.320 --> 04:42:31.720 Yeah, right. Yeah fucking right. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding 04:42:32.120 --> 04:42:36.480 So what do we do about mid right now? They're double pushing mid. Yeah, so guys try to go mid try to go mid here 04:42:36.480 --> 04:42:38.480 Mudo, you're gonna be here. 04:42:38.480 --> 04:42:40.480 Jengzee, do not engage. You're just waiting for your team. 04:42:40.480 --> 04:42:42.480 You're gonna kill the minions when they walk up. 04:42:42.480 --> 04:42:44.480 I don't care about the match-up, it's because Malphite's brain dead. I already know. 04:42:45.480 --> 04:42:47.480 I literally watched the Malphite into the game. 04:42:48.480 --> 04:42:51.480 Bro, do I just die every time? No matter what happens? 04:42:51.480 --> 04:42:54.480 Yes, they're fed because our Malphite's dog shit. 04:42:54.480 --> 04:42:56.480 All this shitty game is, bro. 04:42:56.480 --> 04:42:59.480 So now Jengzee, push mid again. Push mid again. Keep walking mid. Keep walking mid. 04:42:59.480 --> 04:43:02.480 If you see anybody, you walk away. 04:43:02.480 --> 04:43:03.480 Okay? 04:43:03.480 --> 04:43:09.600 they're all three bottom all three but no no push mid push mid push mid yeah I 04:43:09.600 --> 04:43:15.720 know I'm just saying all three but okay so now Jinx you drum bot let's see 04:43:15.720 --> 04:43:21.920 what's going on there okay you're gonna go for this oh god 04:43:21.920 --> 04:43:26.240 I'm gonna say no to FF I'm gonna say no there's a garen around here Jinx is a 04:43:26.240 --> 04:43:30.100 garen around here no he's gonna already be back to 04:43:30.100 --> 04:43:37.140 the footage for you coach what do i do with your bot lane 04:43:37.140 --> 04:43:41.220 okay yeah go bot go bot go bot go bot go bot wait for your blitzcrank your 04:43:41.220 --> 04:43:46.540 blitzcrank see if we can survive now muda if you can get a big alt then you 04:43:46.540 --> 04:43:51.020 look for it but wait for blitzcrank first 04:43:51.020 --> 04:43:57.180 where is blitzcrank? okay try to fight jinxy go in go in jinxy go go in 04:43:57.180 --> 04:43:58.360 I'm not on this dead 04:43:58.360 --> 04:44:00.700 Why is Vhagar allowed to... 04:44:00.700 --> 04:44:01.360 How am I just... 04:44:01.360 --> 04:44:02.860 Are you trying to run away? Run away run away 04:44:03.460 --> 04:44:04.960 Why is Vhagar allowed to just... 04:44:04.960 --> 04:44:05.460 Like... 04:44:05.460 --> 04:44:06.460 Be invincible? 04:44:06.860 --> 04:44:07.360 What? 04:44:07.800 --> 04:44:08.780 Okay, wait, hold on 04:44:08.780 --> 04:44:09.660 Maybe he can fight this 04:44:10.860 --> 04:44:11.180 I... 04:44:11.180 --> 04:44:11.680 Are... 04:44:12.580 --> 04:44:13.520 No, no, back up out 04:44:13.520 --> 04:44:14.520 Do not ult, do not ult 04:44:14.520 --> 04:44:15.020 He's stunning me 04:44:16.900 --> 04:44:17.600 Oh, God 04:44:23.380 --> 04:44:24.300 NOOOOOOICE 04:44:24.300 --> 04:44:25.140 NOOOOOOICE 04:44:25.140 --> 04:44:25.820 NOOOOOOICE 04:44:25.980 --> 04:44:26.720 Not bad 04:44:27.180 --> 04:44:31.960 Okay, listen, listen. If we can get some more shutdowns like that, the game is winnable. 04:44:31.960 --> 04:44:34.460 Jinx, I want you to right-click on your experimental Hex fight here. 04:44:36.300 --> 04:44:41.660 Oh, I'm missing CS by just going everywhere. Like, do I just stay in my... Like, where do I go? Do I go top? Do I go mid? 04:44:41.660 --> 04:44:42.980 If I go C-fight, we're gonna lose. If we don't... 04:44:42.980 --> 04:44:49.560 Yeah, so right now, MOTIV, this is the iron situation. Iron situation is that most of the time there's fighting going on all the time, 04:44:49.560 --> 04:44:53.460 so you need to be able to quickly assess the minimap, and like here, for example, you should be like, 04:44:53.460 --> 04:44:57.460 I'm going to shove in mid, and then afterwards I'm going to go top, like that should be in your brain. 04:44:57.460 --> 04:45:01.460 So then after you shove this in mid, then you go top, and then you can look for a kill on the ash. 04:45:01.460 --> 04:45:05.960 But you need out the confidence to just insult on the ash. Like, don't walk through lane, walk through the jungle. 04:45:05.960 --> 04:45:09.460 Through the jungle! Through the jungle. If you're hidden, then you can kill her. 04:45:10.460 --> 04:45:12.460 Do I just start with my E? 04:45:12.460 --> 04:45:17.960 No, no, no, you start with your R. Because the thing is that if you start with your E and she flashes away, then you're just dead. 04:45:17.960 --> 04:45:22.460 So try to get your R on her. R. R. R. 04:45:22.460 --> 04:45:23.940 Nice! There! 04:45:23.940 --> 04:45:24.980 Should I push mid? 04:45:24.980 --> 04:45:27.140 Yes, yes. Now Jinx, you push mid. 04:45:27.140 --> 04:45:28.900 So now Jinx, you're gonna push mid. 04:45:28.900 --> 04:45:31.380 Muda, I'm gonna want you to push another wave top. 04:45:31.980 --> 04:45:32.480 Okay. 04:45:32.480 --> 04:45:34.380 And then afterwards, you guys are gonna go for the Baron. 04:45:34.380 --> 04:45:35.020 Should we take this one? 04:45:35.020 --> 04:45:37.180 Okay, okay. So after I push for this wave, you're gonna go back to Baron. 04:45:37.180 --> 04:45:41.500 Exactly. Exactly. So Jinx, take this wave as fast as you can and then go to the Baron. 04:45:42.700 --> 04:45:46.340 Try to ignore them. Walk through the jungle. Walk through the jungle so you can get to the Baron now. 04:45:46.340 --> 04:45:47.580 To the Baron now, Jinx. 04:45:47.580 --> 04:45:50.580 Oh, one more question, Mark Ping. I swear to God. God is my witness. 04:45:50.580 --> 04:45:51.080 Okay. 04:45:51.080 --> 04:45:53.080 Now they're gonna walk towards him 04:45:58.080 --> 04:46:04.460 Okay, Jinxie. Oh, this could be bad. Okay, so you're gonna want to play back here. Play back here. Yeah 04:46:04.460 --> 04:46:10.280 You can't play this. Wait wait go for it. Go for the Garen. If he chases, go for him. Go for him. Are you? Yes? 04:46:10.280 --> 04:46:14.320 Nice! Nice! Okay, go for more! Go for more! Flash up with the more! Kill the more! Go on her! 04:46:14.320 --> 04:46:17.120 Flash up with the more! Kill the more! Go on her! Now Q! Q! Nice! 04:46:17.120 --> 04:46:29.120 Useless fucking team! Useless fucking team! Useless fucking team! 04:46:29.120 --> 04:46:33.120 Mouth fight! Never play video games again! Please god never play video games again! 04:46:33.120 --> 04:46:38.120 You fed the garen and put us into this hell! Useless fucking team! 04:46:38.120 --> 04:46:45.120 Okay, so now you need to just keep shoving out mid. 04:46:45.120 --> 04:46:48.720 When the super minions are spawning you always have to shove out the super minion waves. 04:46:48.720 --> 04:46:55.120 So Jynx, your next item here is going to be, uh, I want you to buy Titanic Hydra. 04:46:58.560 --> 04:46:59.920 Am I going to undo death stance? 04:46:59.920 --> 04:47:00.560 No, no, no, no, no. 04:47:00.560 --> 04:47:01.280 She's vulnerable. 04:47:01.280 --> 04:47:02.880 Yeah, well, you didn't buy death stance. 04:47:02.880 --> 04:47:03.680 Yeah, that, that one. 04:47:04.240 --> 04:47:05.680 Soft with the giant's belt. 04:47:05.680 --> 04:47:07.680 Like, uh, the, the 900 gold thing. 04:47:07.680 --> 04:47:08.480 Yep, get that. 04:47:08.480 --> 04:47:09.040 Good. 04:47:09.040 --> 04:47:11.760 So now Jynx, I want you to buy an elixir vine and then walk the barn. 04:47:11.760 --> 04:47:14.960 Buy elixir vine and then buy elixir vine and then walk the barn. 04:47:14.960 --> 04:47:20.840 Yep, yes, you are you are you are so now you're gonna have to make your way up to muda so Jinxie get the red buff 04:47:20.840 --> 04:47:25.920 Muda I wanted to take the red buff that spawns from from Jinx's right now drone on the Baron drone on the 04:47:25.920 --> 04:47:27.920 Baron they're on it, but I want to see a drone 04:47:27.920 --> 04:47:30.520 Okay, you guys are gonna have to fight this here, and you can 04:47:31.720 --> 04:47:33.720 So Jinxie look for this 04:47:35.400 --> 04:47:39.760 Okay, focus the gun first come again first come again first go on the gun. Yep. This is good 04:47:39.760 --> 04:47:45.760 I'm just instant dead bro, I'm just instant dead, there's nothing I can do, I just die! 04:47:45.760 --> 04:47:50.760 Okay, I just fucking die! 04:47:50.760 --> 04:47:59.760 So, Mura, the thing is that we need you to set up your ult for CC, the problem right now is that you're using your E to maximize your R damage, 04:47:59.760 --> 04:48:07.760 but in cases like that, if you just straight up ult, right, then you can actually CC the gank so that he dies, and then you turn on the rest of them. 04:48:07.760 --> 04:48:11.360 The problem was that because he didn't ult, he was able to get close enough to his team 04:48:11.360 --> 04:48:14.200 that Vhagar spawn cage and then he built your science only. 04:48:14.200 --> 04:48:17.160 But if you instantly would have turned on the Garen, then you would have died and you 04:48:17.160 --> 04:48:18.600 could have actually done something there. 04:48:18.600 --> 04:48:20.280 Coach, what should I buy coach? 04:48:20.280 --> 04:48:23.880 Well now you're going to keep buying the Titanic Hydra so you don't have to buy anything right 04:48:23.880 --> 04:48:24.880 now. 04:48:24.880 --> 04:48:28.280 You're going to be sitting on a lot of gold. 04:48:28.280 --> 04:48:33.720 So now I want you guys to say 5 mid, just say 5 mid and just try to group 5 mid because 04:48:33.720 --> 04:48:38.200 If your brain dead mouth fight ults one time, there might be a chance you could do something. 04:48:38.200 --> 04:48:41.560 Is that Marlin? I actually think that's Marlin. I'm not kidding. 04:48:41.560 --> 04:48:42.600 Is that Marlin? 04:48:42.600 --> 04:48:47.560 It could be. Like he's playing from Greece on 500 ping right now. 04:48:49.240 --> 04:48:52.120 Does he actually have fucking 500 ping? I'm gonna fuck him. 04:48:52.120 --> 04:48:55.480 So how do I just get hit by across the world for something? I don't get it. 04:48:55.480 --> 04:49:01.720 Yeah, that's Ashult. So Ashult is global. So Jinxie, you're gonna have to look towards Midsun. 04:49:01.720 --> 04:49:03.720 I want you to ult kill the morgana ult 04:49:03.720 --> 04:49:05.720 uh no it's too late no it's too late no 04:49:05.720 --> 04:49:07.720 I was going to ult kill the morgana I'm getting flanked again now 04:49:07.720 --> 04:49:09.720 what was that 04:49:13.720 --> 04:49:15.720 uh you you probably have to go in here 04:49:15.720 --> 04:49:17.720 yep just keep fighting 04:49:17.720 --> 04:49:19.720 uh focus on morgana try to run away 04:49:19.720 --> 04:49:21.720 yeah it's 04:49:23.720 --> 04:49:25.720 unironically the problem with this game right now 04:49:25.720 --> 04:49:27.720 is that the enemy team is literally just 04:49:27.720 --> 04:49:29.720 ult funny kills 04:49:29.720 --> 04:49:38.000 And you guys are playing this game unironically to v5 like your misfortunes fed but she's not doing anything your blitzcrank safe 04:49:38.000 --> 04:49:42.200 Okay, and your mouth fight is too, but there's a chance that they can still throw. I 04:49:44.040 --> 04:49:47.560 Just don't get coach. I don't get what like the next objective is 04:49:47.560 --> 04:49:52.960 Is it just winning teamfights? Do I go mid and CS do I like so at this stage mood up mood of what it's about right now 04:49:52.960 --> 04:49:57.080 Is you just want to shove out waves and look for fights that look favorable for you? 04:49:57.080 --> 04:50:00.800 Okay, okay, I see it. 04:50:00.800 --> 04:50:03.560 Because at this point you really can do much. 04:50:03.560 --> 04:50:06.160 It's really just like Garen has 20 kills. 04:50:06.160 --> 04:50:09.800 No amount of coaching or trying to tell you guys what to do is going to change the fact 04:50:09.800 --> 04:50:13.080 that a 20 kill Garen is going to walk up to you, drop his dick in your face, and then 04:50:13.080 --> 04:50:15.600 you die instantly, right? 04:50:15.600 --> 04:50:16.600 Okay. 04:50:16.600 --> 04:50:21.560 So now it's hard for this here. 04:50:21.560 --> 04:50:22.560 Good. 04:50:22.560 --> 04:50:25.880 So now Jinx, I want you to ult and then look for this. 04:50:25.880 --> 04:50:26.880 Go for this. 04:50:26.880 --> 04:50:28.880 I 04:50:29.580 --> 04:50:31.580 Know you have to back up you're gonna die here 04:50:32.880 --> 04:50:34.880 Auto minions for life steal 04:50:39.280 --> 04:50:43.320 Give me up give me up step up again. I thought again. I thought again me out of here 04:50:43.800 --> 04:50:49.600 Not yet. Listen listen listen. There's still could be a chance. We're just stop the bleeding at this point stop 04:50:49.600 --> 04:50:57.120 Okay, we have brain dead Malfy to Fed Garen. That's all that happened. I can't do this shit 04:50:58.480 --> 04:51:02.760 Mood out try to back up your brain dad when I saw him warding at the start of the game 04:51:02.960 --> 04:51:07.680 Okay, go for this go for this go for this. Please kill the garen. This is good. Please kill the garen 04:51:09.200 --> 04:51:11.760 Fresh for it. Q again 04:51:12.640 --> 04:51:14.640 How's it not dead 04:51:14.640 --> 04:51:16.640 Like how the fuck is he not dead? I just 04:51:17.580 --> 04:51:22.040 Okay, now listen. I have good news for you guys, but Muda. I do not want you to get that sense 04:51:22.040 --> 04:51:24.140 You need to buy Lord Dominic's regards here 04:51:29.640 --> 04:51:33.900 Yeah, yeah, but it's fine you only spend 250 gold on the components that you can like reuse 04:51:33.920 --> 04:51:38.400 So if you just sell your glowing moats like that last time in your inventory, they can get it 04:51:38.400 --> 04:51:42.760 So now guys listen, there's good news. The good news is that there are a lot of super minions 04:51:42.760 --> 04:51:49.560 Yeah, you guys can funnel gold into you so now just try not to fight mood up mood up don't do this don't do this 04:51:50.160 --> 04:51:54.160 Yeah, don't fight. Yeah, just push waves and defend our base. Exactly. Yes. Oh 04:51:59.280 --> 04:52:04.080 Okay, uh Jinx you try to heal try to heal and fountain if you walk up here you're dead 04:52:08.600 --> 04:52:10.680 Like I mean like what is happening 04:52:10.680 --> 04:52:17.680 I can't fight this. 04:52:17.680 --> 04:52:18.680 Okay. 04:52:18.680 --> 04:52:21.680 I just want to get my hands on this mouth fight. 04:52:21.680 --> 04:52:23.800 You might be able to go for a hero play here. 04:52:23.800 --> 04:52:26.800 Focus some more Ghana. 04:52:26.800 --> 04:52:27.800 Oh. 04:52:27.800 --> 04:52:30.800 He's nexus dove me. 04:52:30.800 --> 04:52:31.800 Oh this mouth fight. 04:52:31.800 --> 04:52:35.200 Oh my god I just want to get my hands on him. 04:52:35.200 --> 04:52:36.200 In game. 04:52:36.200 --> 04:52:39.680 I fucking marbled on my team. 04:52:39.680 --> 04:52:47.620 like I don't understand. 04:52:47.620 --> 04:52:52.360 I feel like I did everything right that game. 04:52:52.360 --> 04:52:55.960 Uh, me how me how you can't say that. 04:52:55.960 --> 04:52:56.960 You can't say that sentence. 04:52:56.960 --> 04:52:57.960 No, I understand. 04:52:57.960 --> 04:52:58.960 You're not allowed to say that sentence. 04:52:58.960 --> 04:52:59.960 I understand. 04:52:59.960 --> 04:53:00.960 I understand. 04:53:00.960 --> 04:53:01.960 I understand. 04:53:01.960 --> 04:53:02.960 I understand. 04:53:02.960 --> 04:53:03.960 But like, it's just like, I don't understand. 04:53:03.960 --> 04:53:07.080 Like, like, is it is the guy like, I don't understand. 04:53:07.080 --> 04:53:08.600 I don't understand what happened that game. 04:53:08.600 --> 04:53:19.320 Okay, do you want the real answer? Yeah, I don't want no sugarcoated bullshit like what actually fucking like I need to learn the mechanics 04:53:19.320 --> 04:53:23.340 You're your your mechanics the promise that your mechanics are not at a level right now 04:53:23.560 --> 04:53:28.340 Where you were able to actually win the fights that you were going for so as a result 04:53:28.340 --> 04:53:31.080 You're going in for plays that could have been wins 04:53:31.360 --> 04:53:35.000 But because you didn't play it properly it ended up being fucked 04:53:35.000 --> 04:53:39.200 So you lost the fights and then when you keep losing fights over and over again 04:53:39.280 --> 04:53:44.600 Because either it's misplay or it's you're not dodging skill shots or it's at the end me signing their abilities 04:53:44.600 --> 04:53:47.960 Right then over time you just get so weak that you can't do anything 04:53:47.960 --> 04:53:50.320 If you were six items that game you can carry 04:53:50.360 --> 04:53:55.400 But you weren't six items because you weren't getting hit by it you were getting hit by all the abilities does that make sense? 04:53:55.920 --> 04:53:57.920 Yes 04:53:57.920 --> 04:54:07.920 So what could have we have done differently to win this game? 04:54:07.920 --> 04:54:08.920 Malfi could have not. 04:54:08.920 --> 04:54:09.920 Cool. 04:54:09.920 --> 04:54:10.920 Let me think. 04:54:10.920 --> 04:54:11.920 Who is Blitzcrank going 0-1-11, by the way? 04:54:11.920 --> 04:54:12.920 Is that like a support? 04:54:12.920 --> 04:54:13.920 What is Blitzcrank? 04:54:13.920 --> 04:54:14.920 What is all? 04:54:14.920 --> 04:54:23.920 He's a board player, so basically he's just a permacup for the rest of his life. 04:54:23.920 --> 04:54:27.400 I mean, I guess they're supposed to not do anything. 04:54:27.400 --> 04:54:32.440 The problem was Malthite fed Garen and then Garen ran around to every lane and then basically 04:54:32.440 --> 04:54:34.440 just opened our assholes. 04:54:34.440 --> 04:54:36.560 They got that to Garen like seven times. 04:54:36.560 --> 04:54:37.560 Yeah, because essentially- 04:54:37.560 --> 04:54:39.400 They're about to be back in Iron, so I'm- 04:54:39.400 --> 04:54:44.020 Listen, listen, Jinxie. 04:54:44.020 --> 04:54:48.040 If you win one game, you're back to your peak. 04:54:48.040 --> 04:54:49.040 You're fine. 04:54:49.040 --> 04:54:50.040 You're not going to be in Iron. 04:54:50.040 --> 04:54:54.800 Because yes, you're on a three game lost streak, but don't forget one of those losses 04:54:54.800 --> 04:54:58.680 was the game that was like, uh, this your LP loss. 04:54:58.920 --> 04:55:01.640 So it's like, technically you only lost two games, right? 04:55:01.940 --> 04:55:06.440 So if you win one game because your opinions are higher than your LP losses, 04:55:06.720 --> 04:55:08.540 then you're only down like 10 LP. 04:55:08.840 --> 04:55:14.120 If you win two games, you're actually up LP, even though you're even on the day 04:55:14.120 --> 04:55:15.680 so far. Does that make sense? 04:55:16.000 --> 04:55:19.480 Here's the thing, like Muta, I love playing with you, but we can't win. 04:55:19.560 --> 04:55:20.640 Like, I'm sorry. 04:55:20.800 --> 04:55:21.600 This happens every game. 04:55:21.600 --> 04:55:26.320 We played three games don't us this game is so shit. We played three games 04:55:26.800 --> 04:55:31.960 We had an oh and 11 support and a mouth fight and fed garen and then into the fuck out of the game 04:55:32.040 --> 04:55:38.360 The game before that we had an oh and six bot lane who lacks the game the game before that we had an oh and nine 04:55:38.360 --> 04:55:41.520 Caitlyn top lane every game we're getting instant, okay? 04:55:41.520 --> 04:55:46.280 I want to do oq, but we get into it every day so look so I'm only dying to fed players 04:55:46.280 --> 04:55:50.480 Let me show you guys something. I want you guys to look at my screen. I guess we can't win 04:55:50.760 --> 04:55:57.680 We can't win guys look at my screen. They're like every game is a fucking inter in one of the ways he opened my screen on discord 04:55:57.680 --> 04:55:59.680 I need to show you something important 04:56:01.640 --> 04:56:06.040 Are you looking yeah, I'm looking I'm looking okay. Let me show you guys something 04:56:07.120 --> 04:56:09.440 So right now these are the games you guys played right? 04:56:10.280 --> 04:56:12.960 Yes, so go to every game. Please God go to every game 04:56:12.960 --> 04:56:18.720 So in the first game that you guys played in the first game your top laner was literally 04:56:19.280 --> 04:56:24.720 I ran for a zero LP with a 43% one rate over 600 games 04:56:25.600 --> 04:56:33.200 And the craziest thing is that he's not even do out. He wasn't even dual queue with anyone 04:56:33.200 --> 04:56:39.960 He was up here go over nine and one and 14 back to back. Yep. Wait, is that wait? Oh my god 04:56:39.960 --> 04:56:45.200 That's real. Yes, it was on our team. I don't for zero this this yes 04:56:45.200 --> 04:56:48.120 This was your top laner that went zero and nine 04:56:49.920 --> 04:56:54.640 So if we keep doing we're just gonna keep getting like NPCs, but it doesn't stop there 04:56:54.640 --> 04:56:57.920 Okay, and the second game where it was the remake right? 04:56:58.480 --> 04:57:01.560 These were your guys's three teammates this game 04:57:02.080 --> 04:57:08.840 The first one was a 43 percent rate iron two player then you had a 41 percent win rate 04:57:08.840 --> 04:57:15.680 20% would reach a sauna player, all right, look at his scores, and then you had Booty 04:57:15.680 --> 04:57:23.920 Popper, right, who was unironically a decent performer with this win rate, okay. 04:57:23.920 --> 04:57:27.320 So now, all of our teammates have losing win rates because we're duo queued. 04:57:27.320 --> 04:57:30.060 Yes, and then I want you to look at this. 04:57:30.060 --> 04:57:38.440 In the game you just played, right, your mouth fight was 45% win rate, mouth fight, 04:57:38.440 --> 04:57:45.460 mouse our player he was the cram did a cram 45 my god wow what a god then your 04:57:45.460 --> 04:57:52.920 ADC didn't do that bad and your support was this guy now the craziest thing about 04:57:52.920 --> 04:57:59.600 this game is that the enemy garen our job 25 kills was iron for zero lb with a 04:57:59.600 --> 04:58:07.880 39% win rate and any sense and every other game this guy ends on ADC every 04:58:07.880 --> 04:58:13.420 other game but on against you guys he decided to first time garen and drop 04:58:13.420 --> 04:58:23.820 25 kills so smurf so it's it's one of two things okay it's a yes it could be a 04:58:23.820 --> 04:58:28.620 smurf but there's another actual reasoning behind why this happened so 04:58:28.620 --> 04:58:34.340 let me introduce you guys the ride games time machine okay ride games actually 04:58:34.340 --> 04:58:36.680 has a time machine, and they use it. 04:58:36.680 --> 04:58:39.660 Muda can't use young? 04:58:39.660 --> 04:58:40.060 What do you mean? 04:58:40.060 --> 04:58:40.820 I'm not even sure. 04:58:40.820 --> 04:58:41.540 I'm not even sure. 04:58:41.540 --> 04:58:45.140 Is it also because Muda can't use young? 04:58:45.140 --> 04:58:47.780 Well, yes and no. 04:58:47.780 --> 04:58:49.260 Because the thing is that Muda needs 04:58:49.260 --> 04:58:51.700 to go for these big engages. 04:58:51.700 --> 04:58:54.180 But the problem is that that game, the enemy comp, 04:58:54.180 --> 04:58:56.180 is literally just strong as fuck. 04:58:56.180 --> 04:58:58.740 Like, it's hard as fuck to play into this, especially 04:58:58.740 --> 04:59:01.860 when your team is AFK. 04:59:01.860 --> 04:59:03.820 So listen, let me explain it to you guys. 04:59:03.820 --> 04:59:07.540 Before you say anything though, before you say anything. 04:59:07.540 --> 04:59:13.060 So this guy is Iron 40 LP, lost every single game, never went Garen in his entire life 04:59:13.060 --> 04:59:15.260 in the first game against us. 04:59:15.260 --> 04:59:21.980 But he's Iron 40 LP, locks Garen with the first time in years and drops 23 and 6 against 04:59:21.980 --> 04:59:24.220 us and just completely obliterates and fucks us. 04:59:24.220 --> 04:59:28.560 And the craziest thing about it is the fact that this guy has been playing since season 04:59:28.560 --> 04:59:29.960 13, but too. 04:59:29.960 --> 04:59:36.520 He has literally been Iron for over 3 years now and his best ever performance is when 04:59:36.520 --> 04:59:39.320 he was first time in Garen against you. 04:59:39.320 --> 04:59:42.600 So what is the probability of him being the first? 04:59:42.600 --> 04:59:43.600 That's not possible. 04:59:43.600 --> 04:59:46.120 You can't first time a champion and go 23 and 6. 04:59:46.120 --> 04:59:47.120 Well he did. 04:59:47.120 --> 04:59:48.120 He did. 04:59:48.120 --> 04:59:49.120 But it's got him. 04:59:49.120 --> 04:59:50.120 Jynxie. 04:59:50.120 --> 04:59:51.120 Jynxie. 04:59:51.120 --> 04:59:52.120 Jynxie. 04:59:52.120 --> 04:59:53.120 Jynxie. 04:59:53.120 --> 04:59:54.360 I'm telling you I was watching how he plays. 04:59:54.360 --> 04:59:57.240 He's not anything above like an Iron Garen player. 04:59:57.240 --> 04:59:58.680 I'm telling you. 04:59:58.680 --> 05:00:02.860 But it's because of the Riot Games time machine, so let me explain it. 05:00:02.860 --> 05:00:07.700 Riot Games has a time machine where they are able to actually know when players are 05:00:07.700 --> 05:00:11.620 going to end, when they are going to randomly first time in 1v9, or when they are going 05:00:11.620 --> 05:00:13.900 to randomly first time in Insoluz. 05:00:13.900 --> 05:00:17.780 And that is how they are able to constantly maintain a 50% win rate. 05:00:17.780 --> 05:00:20.540 Because the thing is that they know the future in advance. 05:00:20.540 --> 05:00:25.620 So Riot Games, this game knew that even though it's this guy's first game in 7 hours, and 05:00:25.620 --> 05:00:30.460 And he hasn't played any games at all today, that he was going to 1v9 this game. 05:00:30.460 --> 05:00:35.780 First game back after work, after it's 9-5 he comes back first game first time Garen. 05:00:35.780 --> 05:00:38.940 They knew he would 1v9 because of the Rive Games time machine. 05:00:38.940 --> 05:00:40.740 Wasn't that time he played Garen? 05:00:40.740 --> 05:00:41.740 Never. 05:00:41.740 --> 05:00:43.380 So he's smurfing! 05:00:43.380 --> 05:00:45.940 Luda, he's not smurfing bro. 05:00:45.940 --> 05:00:48.220 His gameplay was ass, I was watching. 05:00:48.220 --> 05:00:50.620 But it's because of the Rive Games time machine. 05:00:50.620 --> 05:00:54.900 Bro, you're telling me there's a Riot Games time machine. 05:00:54.900 --> 05:00:56.900 Like, no, no, no. Seriously. 05:00:56.900 --> 05:00:59.900 Like, you're getting a fucking game. 05:00:59.900 --> 05:01:01.900 Guys, no. 05:01:01.900 --> 05:01:05.900 Bro, like, let me put this in Rainbow Six Siege terms. 05:01:05.900 --> 05:01:07.900 Yo, Jixi, this guy plays dock every game. 05:01:07.900 --> 05:01:10.900 Goes quadruple negative every single game. 05:01:10.900 --> 05:01:14.900 He locks an ash and goes 30 kills and never, ever played ash. 05:01:14.900 --> 05:01:18.900 And it's the first game in eight hours, and it's against you. 05:01:18.900 --> 05:01:19.900 Is he smurfing? 05:01:19.900 --> 05:01:21.900 Mura, mura, mura. 05:01:21.900 --> 05:01:23.900 Time machine 05:01:31.100 --> 05:01:34.660 I know I sound crazy, but please listen to me 05:01:34.660 --> 05:01:40.700 Please listen because the thing is that if you've been playing League of Legends for years, you know, this is true 05:01:41.140 --> 05:01:47.260 Sometimes there's gonna be a 99% rate smurf that gets on your team and he randomly first time something and ends 05:01:47.260 --> 05:01:52.380 Other times there's gonna be a 30% iron player that's gonna randomly first time something and 1v9 05:01:52.380 --> 05:01:56.700 It is not a smurf guys. I am telling you it is a ride games time machine 05:01:56.980 --> 05:02:02.460 Sometimes you're gonna have a guy that one tricks mouth fight. He only plays mouth fight on your team for no reason 05:02:02.740 --> 05:02:10.420 Everyone four games in a row. He's gonna first time trust on the top. It literally happens ride games has a time machine 05:02:10.420 --> 05:02:13.760 You're telling me there's a god damn time machine, bro. 05:02:13.760 --> 05:02:14.760 Jynxxy, Jynxxy. 05:02:14.760 --> 05:02:18.880 You want me to buy into this, like, because I'll buy into it, I mean, but you really 05:02:18.880 --> 05:02:19.880 Yes, Jynxxy. 05:02:19.880 --> 05:02:21.280 There's a time machine. 05:02:21.280 --> 05:02:25.040 Jynxxy, on my life, on my life, on my life, there's a ride games time machine. 05:02:25.040 --> 05:02:26.040 I swear to God. 05:02:26.040 --> 05:02:28.040 Like, I'm not making this shit up. 05:02:28.040 --> 05:02:29.240 I swear to you. 05:02:29.240 --> 05:02:34.960 They have a time machine where they're able to literally predict and know when players 05:02:34.960 --> 05:02:39.440 are gonna first time and end and do all this shit and then they get on your team. 05:02:39.440 --> 05:02:44.480 Jinxie you're gonna have a guy on the 10-game win streak. He's a 99.9% rate smurf 05:02:44.480 --> 05:02:49.440 He only plays a trucks top on your team for 05:02:50.240 --> 05:02:57.080 No reason he is gonna first time something and int. It is the right games time machine. I promise you bro 05:02:57.120 --> 05:03:04.460 It's literally not even a joke. Everybody that plays League of Legends can like vouch for this. I swear to God 05:03:04.460 --> 05:03:09.460 All right, bro, it's also the time machine 05:03:10.460 --> 05:03:14.420 But also the time I don't know what this like mood if we like bro 05:03:14.740 --> 05:03:19.400 Muda, I want to keep playing with you, but we just keep having oh and ten laners like 05:03:22.380 --> 05:03:26.740 Like we don't even have a chance to win okay, can I tell you guys right now? 05:03:28.740 --> 05:03:30.740 Listen 05:03:30.740 --> 05:03:37.080 Let me, Jynxie, I want you to listen to me, because I think right now, there is a chance 05:03:37.080 --> 05:03:38.900 for you guys to duo and win. 05:03:38.900 --> 05:03:44.140 I think there is, but it would require Muda doing something that he's never done before. 05:03:44.140 --> 05:03:46.060 Please get off young, please Muda. 05:03:46.060 --> 05:03:49.140 No, that's not what I was going to say actually. 05:03:49.140 --> 05:03:54.540 What I was going to say is Muda needs to switch from mid to top, because the problem with 05:03:54.540 --> 05:03:57.360 mid lane is that everybody goes mid. 05:03:57.360 --> 05:04:01.840 So even when Muda manages to win his lane or whatever the fuck, he's just going to play 05:04:01.840 --> 05:04:06.000 against a cocksucker mage that wave clears the wave and doesn't allow him to kill many 05:04:06.000 --> 05:04:07.000 waves. 05:04:07.000 --> 05:04:11.560 And because Muda doesn't have in-depth understanding on how to solo kill all these matchups, he 05:04:11.560 --> 05:04:16.560 would unironically be better off going top lane where he could just drop 20 kills a game, 05:04:16.560 --> 05:04:17.680 every single game and win. 05:04:17.680 --> 05:04:18.680 Do you understand? 05:04:18.680 --> 05:04:24.800 So, top lane is easier for Muda, it's easier for him. 05:04:24.800 --> 05:04:29.200 Top lane, listen, Top lane is a much more mechanical role. 05:04:29.200 --> 05:04:33.640 It doesn't require you to do anything except just brute force enemy top laner down. 05:04:33.640 --> 05:04:40.800 So unironically, yes, Muda can play Akali or Yone top lane and he, like, listen, he 05:04:40.800 --> 05:04:45.560 has no excuse because top lane champs fight to the death. 05:04:45.560 --> 05:04:50.960 So as long as he plays well, he can just stomp 20 kills a game. 05:04:50.960 --> 05:04:54.280 It's like he's going to be the 25 kill Garen, do you understand? 05:04:54.280 --> 05:04:59.480 Bro, I get it! But like, what do we do about the fucking time machine? 05:04:59.820 --> 05:05:03.040 Like, we've got him into every game! 05:05:03.240 --> 05:05:04.820 Okay, so, so... 05:05:04.820 --> 05:05:05.980 I can't play duos. 05:05:05.980 --> 05:05:06.480 So, JC... 05:05:06.480 --> 05:05:07.660 What the fuck? 05:05:07.660 --> 05:05:09.840 No, no! You listen to me! 05:05:09.840 --> 05:05:14.360 When I play solo, offstream, my team is competent human beings. 05:05:14.760 --> 05:05:17.940 No one's ever Owen Knype. That doesn't even happen! 05:05:18.540 --> 05:05:20.160 I've duos with Muda! 05:05:20.160 --> 05:05:26.160 My top and bot lanes combined, KD, is 5 and 60 in three games. 05:05:26.160 --> 05:05:30.660 I can't gank top because the enemy top is level 30. 05:05:30.660 --> 05:05:35.160 I can't take bot because the enemy smorter is level 36. 05:05:35.160 --> 05:05:37.660 What the fuck do I gank? 05:05:37.660 --> 05:05:39.160 What? 05:05:39.160 --> 05:05:43.160 I have the highest CS in lobby every game. 05:05:43.160 --> 05:05:46.160 I'm putting my heart into this shit. 05:05:46.160 --> 05:05:49.160 What do I do about the time machine? 05:05:49.160 --> 05:05:58.160 Okay, so Jynxie, I'm gonna help you listen to me. The time machine is a spiritual concept. 05:05:58.160 --> 05:06:06.160 So the only way that we can actually, I'll play the time machine, is if we pretend to have sex with it in its mouth while we queue up. 05:06:06.160 --> 05:06:09.160 I'll do it right now. I'll do it right now. What do I do? 05:06:09.160 --> 05:06:16.160 So let me explain it, okay? Let me explain it. I'm gonna turn on my camera for a second so you guys can see what you're gonna have to do, okay? 05:06:16.160 --> 05:06:17.160 Jynxie, do you see my screen? 05:06:17.160 --> 05:06:23.240 screen. So the only way to output the time machine, listen to me, the time 05:06:23.240 --> 05:06:28.120 machine's virtual concept, if we want to play it, we all have to sit there and 05:06:28.120 --> 05:06:33.520 channel our energy together to fuck it away from giving us shit teams. So what 05:06:33.520 --> 05:06:37.400 you're gonna do is you're gonna put your hands like this, right? Everyone like this. 05:06:37.400 --> 05:06:42.920 And then now he's doing it, he's doing it. And then while we're chewing, we're gonna 05:06:42.920 --> 05:06:46.960 have to like have our eyes roll in the back of our head and then just start 05:06:46.960 --> 05:07:02.520 fucking the air does that make sense okay good now cue up okay guys keep going 05:07:02.520 --> 05:07:07.080 keep going so now listen we need to start chanting okay listen everyone repeat 05:07:07.080 --> 05:07:15.020 after me time machine time machine go away time machine time machine go away 05:07:18.440 --> 05:07:26.760 give us losers queue another day wait wait wait so you need to repeat after me 05:07:26.760 --> 05:07:31.960 because it's not just a one-liner time machine time machine go away time 05:07:31.960 --> 05:07:39.400 time machine time machine don't worry give us losers cue another day okay now 05:07:39.400 --> 05:07:44.760 keep repeating it time machine time machine go away give us losers cue 05:07:44.760 --> 05:07:51.880 another day accept the cue that shit exact the ritual is underway okay we're 05:07:51.880 --> 05:07:54.800 good now we're good are you mad I'm gonna beat the shit out of you why are you 05:07:54.800 --> 05:07:58.560 mad why the fuck are you mad I'm gonna beat the shit out of you why are you 05:07:58.560 --> 05:08:02.960 man why the fuck are you mad why the fuck are you mad okay here I'll ask you 05:08:02.960 --> 05:08:07.560 know I'll ask Garrett here top lane I'll ask him for the top lane no no 05:08:07.560 --> 05:08:13.680 stop you cannot ask him for top if you ask him for top the ritual falls apart 05:08:13.680 --> 05:08:19.240 because the ritual relied on us making sure that we got the lobby we got so 05:08:19.240 --> 05:08:22.880 even though you're mid lane this is your chance to perform do you understand 05:08:22.880 --> 05:08:28.440 Yes, I agree coach. I agree. Can I get my coach in here, bro? 05:08:28.960 --> 05:08:32.320 Wait, should we do a jing see two challenger coaches? 05:08:33.040 --> 05:08:38.080 Yes, don't say watch me like a hawk humza watch mood like a hawk. Okay. Let's do it 05:08:39.600 --> 05:08:47.200 I'm gonna kill myself. Okay. I'm gonna kill myself in game in game. Okay. Let's do it. Let's do it 05:08:47.200 --> 05:08:55.440 Okay, so this is what I think we're gonna have to do I'll wait until Hums is in the call and then we'll be able to actually do it 05:08:58.280 --> 05:09:03.820 Also guys just so you're aware every time before faker goes into a world's finals he does the ritual 05:09:05.440 --> 05:09:07.440 On God 05:09:07.440 --> 05:09:09.440 I 05:09:12.480 --> 05:09:17.360 Get it to join now. I add him I add him on discord I add him on discord 05:09:23.200 --> 05:09:27.000 Okay, yeah, okay 05:09:27.000 --> 05:09:48.120 Okay, so listen this we're gonna do hums 05:09:48.120 --> 05:09:53.840 Jay uh mood up share your screen so hums how it's gonna work is I'm gonna coach 05:09:53.840 --> 05:10:00.560 at the same time as you coach Muda even if we talk over each other it's gonna be 05:10:00.560 --> 05:10:06.960 able to allow them to learn multitasking do you understand at the same time so 05:10:06.960 --> 05:10:12.280 when you're speaking I speak to well if you have something to say but it's like 05:10:12.280 --> 05:10:16.320 we were we need to talk over each other because there's a lot of information 05:10:16.320 --> 05:10:19.280 But they're not gonna listen to what the fuck we're saying 05:10:19.280 --> 05:10:20.280 I'm not listening to me 05:10:20.280 --> 05:10:22.280 Muda is a disaster of a player 05:10:22.280 --> 05:10:25.280 He's a lighting trainwreck on fire and you need to fix it, okay? 05:10:25.280 --> 05:10:26.280 No, no, no, Muda, he's good 05:10:26.280 --> 05:10:28.280 He has to be positive on Yod in 10 hours 05:10:28.280 --> 05:10:29.280 No, no, he's good 05:10:29.280 --> 05:10:30.280 No, he's good 05:10:30.280 --> 05:10:31.280 I swear he's good 05:10:31.280 --> 05:10:32.280 You don't see somebody in here what to do 05:10:32.280 --> 05:10:34.280 Hanz, you alright? 05:10:34.280 --> 05:10:36.280 Never had you with Jingsy 05:10:36.280 --> 05:10:40.280 Jingsy is the equivalent of Kim Jong-un in North Korea 05:10:40.280 --> 05:10:41.280 Yes, right about everything 05:10:41.280 --> 05:10:43.280 Nah, nah, nah, my boy Muda was doing good 05:10:43.280 --> 05:10:44.280 Yeah, I was 2v1 again 05:10:44.280 --> 05:10:45.280 Hanz, he sucks 05:10:45.280 --> 05:10:51.960 No, he doesn't he does not suck that is the way I told them I watch that game. No no your coach 05:10:51.960 --> 05:10:53.960 He was creeping my 05:10:59.960 --> 05:11:06.500 I'm here now Mooda was playing good against that since out you told him to fight another one. Yeah, and he worked 05:11:15.280 --> 05:11:17.280 Can I have to go to the front here? 05:11:17.280 --> 05:11:19.280 I don't know, I'm gonna go to the same front! 05:11:19.280 --> 05:11:21.280 J-C, wait! 05:11:21.280 --> 05:11:23.280 What the hell? 05:11:23.280 --> 05:11:25.280 I don't have that, I don't know what to do, but I don't have that! 05:11:25.280 --> 05:11:29.280 I'm gonna take a good reading snipe, Leona said it was a joke! 05:11:29.280 --> 05:11:31.280 No, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry! 05:11:31.280 --> 05:11:35.280 Okay, so J-C, J-C, talk to Bart Foltner! 05:11:35.280 --> 05:11:37.280 The nightmare never ends! 05:11:37.280 --> 05:11:40.280 Moda, listen, you can keep him whole life! 05:11:40.280 --> 05:11:41.280 Don't fucking laugh! 05:11:41.280 --> 05:11:43.280 Hans, this is serious! 05:11:43.280 --> 05:11:45.280 I'm so fucking laughing! 05:11:45.280 --> 05:11:47.280 This is serious, bro! 05:11:47.280 --> 05:11:49.280 Oh my god, JX! JX! 05:11:49.280 --> 05:11:51.280 Stop yelling! You're almost stimulating me! 05:11:51.280 --> 05:11:53.280 JX! Why did you laugh for W? 05:11:53.280 --> 05:11:55.280 Shut up, because I'm overstimulated! 05:11:55.280 --> 05:11:57.280 If Tom doesn't have a delay in Leona's typing 05:11:57.280 --> 05:11:59.280 and all that about who's coaching him, 05:11:59.280 --> 05:12:01.280 so I know Leona's stream typing, 05:12:01.280 --> 05:12:03.280 and he's probably a sperm, and I want to die! 05:12:03.280 --> 05:12:04.960 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay. 05:12:04.960 --> 05:12:06.480 Okay, no, Muda, no, no, shit. 05:12:06.480 --> 05:12:07.920 Okay, wait, wait, that's fine, here's no flies. 05:12:07.920 --> 05:12:09.360 Okay, big feet. 05:12:09.360 --> 05:12:10.680 Mid lane does not have any flies. 05:12:10.680 --> 05:12:12.360 Yo, Hans get fucking cancer! 05:12:12.360 --> 05:12:13.920 Hans get fucking cancer! 05:12:13.920 --> 05:12:16.360 My student doesn't guide me for the folk clear. 05:12:16.360 --> 05:12:17.880 It's his fucking resources. 05:12:17.880 --> 05:12:19.400 No, your student needs a gig, man, 05:12:19.400 --> 05:12:20.240 their mid laner has no flies. 05:12:20.240 --> 05:12:22.800 Hans, Hans, Muda can ban themself! 05:12:22.800 --> 05:12:24.720 Jens, you fucking folk clear! 05:12:24.720 --> 05:12:26.720 Don't allow anybody to tell you to do anything. 05:12:26.720 --> 05:12:27.560 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 05:12:27.560 --> 05:12:30.480 Muda, you're the worst idea we could have done! 05:12:30.480 --> 05:12:31.960 Muda, Muda, last hit, last hit, 05:12:31.960 --> 05:12:36.560 the license stop hitting the way I'll beat the shit out of you if you can't no 05:12:36.560 --> 05:12:40.520 I'm looking James. I'm looking at you, bro. We're gonna get you three get you three 05:12:40.520 --> 05:12:45.280 Okay, so James. Hey, do not flash on them. Just look for a Q3 outside of the wing. Jamesy what we're gonna need 05:12:45.280 --> 05:12:48.880 You're gonna walk up to the folks here. We're gonna have to walk on the bar 05:12:48.880 --> 05:12:52.120 Okay, don't just do it from far away in Arnea walk up 05:12:52.880 --> 05:12:57.360 Don't be afraid like if you guys are talking at the same time, it's fine. I'm okay. Okay. Gosh, you're gosh 05:12:57.360 --> 05:13:01.360 You're all right perfect. Okay, so Jamesy what you're gonna do you're gonna have to play for the books 05:13:01.960 --> 05:13:07.440 You need to look on the blue into gromp blue gromp, and then afterwards you're gonna play on the 05:13:08.000 --> 05:13:14.580 Wait, don't be scared. Okay. Yeah, keep kind you're doing good now. Jinxie. Don't forget to W auto reset 05:13:14.580 --> 05:13:17.240 You need to crash it. This is good. This is good 05:13:17.240 --> 05:13:19.960 That's right. That's right. Okay. Don't do that. Jinxie 05:13:23.080 --> 05:13:28.300 Jinxie get the gromp and then start droning mid and bot we need to see if there's a good play going on 05:13:31.960 --> 05:13:34.760 Fucking laughing! Have you not forgotten I'm going to kill you! 05:13:36.760 --> 05:13:39.160 Alright, so now Jensi, play for the grump. 05:13:39.160 --> 05:13:41.560 After the grump, you need to work on the bot crab. 05:13:41.560 --> 05:13:44.360 Now, look mid. Let's see if Mooder is winning lane. 05:13:44.360 --> 05:13:46.160 Freeze it, freeze it! No! Move back, move back! 05:13:46.160 --> 05:13:47.960 Yeah, yeah, right there, right there! Perfect, right there, that's good. 05:13:47.960 --> 05:13:49.760 Okay, let's see if Mooder is winning lane. 05:13:49.760 --> 05:13:51.760 Let's see if Humm's is doing the job. 05:13:51.760 --> 05:13:53.560 He's winning, he's winning, he's winning, don't worry, he's winning. 05:13:53.560 --> 05:13:57.560 Okay, now, jump out, jump out, Jensi. There could be a bot gank. 05:13:58.160 --> 05:13:59.560 No, no. Okay, good. 05:13:59.560 --> 05:14:00.760 Okay, so we don't do that. 05:14:00.760 --> 05:14:05.960 know okay now jimsey walkman jimsey walkman jimsey walkman walkman book for 05:14:05.960 --> 05:14:10.960 double-crab if the double-crab jimsey jimsey get the cannon jimsey the 05:14:10.960 --> 05:14:17.520 cannon don't make it what are you doing jimsey 05:15:00.760 --> 05:15:02.760 Bro 05:15:05.080 --> 05:15:11.160 Freeze against a no flash they got to walk up anything all in now. I can't do that. I'm listening to me 05:15:11.160 --> 05:15:15.600 Okay, here's my vessel bro. He needs those resources. He's gonna carry this shit 05:15:19.280 --> 05:15:23.700 No, no listen, it's good your mother fucker your mother fucker 05:15:23.700 --> 05:15:28.260 Okay, so put your foot down Mura. Don't do that. So listen. I'm sorry, mother fuckers. 05:15:28.260 --> 05:15:30.420 Yeah, don't you fucking back down. 05:15:30.420 --> 05:15:32.340 Hey, say sorry. 05:15:32.340 --> 05:15:36.420 Okay, listen, Jixi, say you're welcome. Tell me you're welcome. 05:15:36.420 --> 05:15:37.780 No, you're welcome. Say sorry. 05:15:37.780 --> 05:15:40.260 You're unreported. You mother fucker. Keep him report. 05:15:40.260 --> 05:15:44.100 We're being reported because I'm carrying about 10 minutes, trust me. 05:15:44.100 --> 05:15:45.140 Exactly, yes. 05:15:45.140 --> 05:15:46.740 So now we're going to do this. 05:15:46.740 --> 05:15:47.780 Jixi, play it. 05:15:47.780 --> 05:15:51.220 After you play for the wolves, you're going to look for the grump, okay? 05:15:52.260 --> 05:15:53.380 Good, good, good, Mura. 05:15:53.380 --> 05:15:54.780 So, Jinxia, I want you to listen to me. 05:15:54.780 --> 05:15:56.180 His flash is not up for another minute. 05:15:56.180 --> 05:16:00.180 There's a pro player named Chovy that steals all the jungler's camps. 05:16:00.180 --> 05:16:01.780 You're like the reverse Chovy. 05:16:01.780 --> 05:16:03.880 You're the jungler that takes his laner's minions. 05:16:03.880 --> 05:16:04.980 Does that make sense? 05:16:04.980 --> 05:16:05.280 Yeah. 05:16:05.280 --> 05:16:07.480 No, no, Jinxia, stop listening to that. 05:16:07.480 --> 05:16:09.780 Okay, Sino, Jinxia, smite the grump. 05:16:09.780 --> 05:16:11.080 Yes, always take the waves. 05:16:11.080 --> 05:16:13.280 Your team is useless and you need to carry that. 05:16:13.280 --> 05:16:14.380 No, don't do that. 05:16:14.380 --> 05:16:15.580 Okay, Muro, keep this here. 05:16:15.580 --> 05:16:17.280 We can play for Jinxia's game. 05:16:17.280 --> 05:16:18.980 Okay, Sino, I'll do this. 05:16:18.980 --> 05:16:19.680 Get the crab. 05:16:19.680 --> 05:16:21.280 Muro, rotate the crab. 05:16:21.280 --> 05:16:23.280 Hums, get Muro to rotate the crab. 05:16:23.280 --> 05:16:25.280 They get your drum and some rotate men again. 05:16:25.280 --> 05:16:27.280 Bro, he doesn't need a gang commander. 05:16:27.280 --> 05:16:29.280 Don't rotate. I said don't rotate. 05:16:29.280 --> 05:16:33.280 Okay, Jensy, if your team doesn't help you on crab, then you help him push out midway. 05:16:33.280 --> 05:16:35.280 Because obviously he needs help with the priority. 05:16:35.280 --> 05:16:37.280 Don't do that. 05:16:37.280 --> 05:16:39.280 Okay, so now Jensy, drum, med. 05:16:39.280 --> 05:16:41.280 Okay, those are a lot of juicy minions. 05:16:41.280 --> 05:16:43.280 Move it, move it, move it. 05:16:43.280 --> 05:16:45.280 Okay, Jensy get it. 05:16:45.280 --> 05:16:47.280 Jensy get it. 05:16:47.280 --> 05:16:49.280 Okay, that's good. Perfect. 05:16:49.280 --> 05:16:51.280 You fucking salad mother fucker. 05:16:51.280 --> 05:16:54.440 Okay, so now, JXC, JXC, you're gonna want to make a game. 05:16:54.440 --> 05:16:55.940 JXC, you're gonna want to make a game. 05:16:55.940 --> 05:16:56.780 This is good. 05:16:56.780 --> 05:16:57.780 I'm not a lousy of game. 05:16:57.780 --> 05:17:00.280 I'm a fucking motherfucker. 05:17:00.280 --> 05:17:02.280 I'm a fucking fucking fucking motherfucker. 05:17:02.280 --> 05:17:03.780 Crack the wave, crack the wave. 05:17:03.780 --> 05:17:05.120 This is good, this is good. 05:17:05.120 --> 05:17:07.280 Because now, JXC, listen to me, 05:17:07.280 --> 05:17:09.280 you're in such a better state. 05:17:09.280 --> 05:17:10.780 No, crack and serve, crack and serve. 05:17:10.780 --> 05:17:12.080 So now, JXC, don't forget, 05:17:12.080 --> 05:17:13.980 you're super ahead of the Warwick now. 05:17:13.980 --> 05:17:15.880 You have all the resources 05:17:15.880 --> 05:17:18.280 because your mid laner was giving you some of his. 05:17:18.280 --> 05:17:19.780 Go to the other side. 05:17:19.780 --> 05:17:26.180 Yes, yes, okay. No, go ahead. Go ahead. Take it. Take his red buff now. Okay, 05:17:26.180 --> 05:17:30.980 Jengze, Jengze, you might have to swipe the red buff because Muda might try Graven. 05:17:30.980 --> 05:17:37.300 Yes, Mike. Yes, Mike. Yes, Mike. Yes, Mike. Yes, Mike. Okay. So now Jengze, 05:17:37.300 --> 05:17:41.460 because Hams was telling Muda to steal your red buff, we're going to want to get Muda's 05:17:41.460 --> 05:17:45.860 cannon soon because so far we've only gotten his cast or minions. You understand? 05:17:45.860 --> 05:17:47.860 No freeze, no more. 05:17:47.860 --> 05:17:49.860 No freeze, no more. 05:17:49.860 --> 05:17:51.860 So now, aren't I, 05:17:51.860 --> 05:17:53.860 technically, Jynxie, the reason why this is good 05:17:53.860 --> 05:17:55.860 is because we're forcing Hums 05:17:55.860 --> 05:17:57.860 to do good coaching 05:17:57.860 --> 05:17:59.860 because now Mooda's not freezing. 05:17:59.860 --> 05:18:01.860 We're getting close to Gazz's priority. 05:18:01.860 --> 05:18:03.860 So this is good. We're forcing our teammates 05:18:03.860 --> 05:18:05.860 to actually play the game properly. 05:18:05.860 --> 05:18:07.860 Okay, get the turret. Your lane is roaming now. 05:18:07.860 --> 05:18:09.860 Okay. No, there's no point in eating like that 05:18:09.860 --> 05:18:11.860 because he's top lane, you get the wave. 05:18:11.860 --> 05:18:13.860 You can get the wave as well. 05:18:13.860 --> 05:18:17.780 your lane is wrong you have to look just do something don't be a jingsy you're 05:18:17.780 --> 05:18:22.780 gonna want to go for the after after afters bot side here and then dragon 05:18:22.780 --> 05:18:27.300 alright this is good no no jingsy look at what's happening mid lane you 05:18:27.300 --> 05:18:32.380 cultivated your mid laner's brain can attach give you priority okay no go go 05:18:32.380 --> 05:18:35.820 for wolves this is good see jingsy 05:18:35.820 --> 05:18:37.820 Oh, yeah, fight! Go, Jinxie, go man! Go man! 05:18:37.820 --> 05:18:38.820 Jinxie, man! Jinxie, man! 05:18:38.820 --> 05:18:40.820 Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go in! 05:18:40.820 --> 05:18:42.820 Steal the cow! Steal the cow! No! 05:18:42.820 --> 05:18:43.820 Nice, Muda! 05:18:43.820 --> 05:18:44.820 Don't go that, die, Muda! 05:18:44.820 --> 05:18:45.820 Okay, I'm going, Muda! 05:18:45.820 --> 05:18:46.820 Okay, I'm going, Muda! 05:18:46.820 --> 05:18:47.820 Alright, Jinxie, take the wave! 05:18:47.820 --> 05:18:48.820 If you're late, or get secured, you get the wave! 05:18:48.820 --> 05:18:49.820 No, I like it, Muda! 05:18:49.820 --> 05:18:50.820 Take the wave, take the wave! 05:18:50.820 --> 05:18:51.820 Use your Q, use your Q! 05:18:51.820 --> 05:18:52.820 Walk up, walk up, walk up! 05:18:52.820 --> 05:18:53.820 Q, Q, Q! 05:18:53.820 --> 05:18:54.820 Make sure you take everything! 05:18:54.820 --> 05:18:55.820 Yeah! 05:18:55.820 --> 05:18:56.820 Noggin! 05:18:56.820 --> 05:18:57.820 No! 05:18:57.820 --> 05:18:58.820 Jinxie, fast! 05:18:58.820 --> 05:18:59.820 No! 05:18:59.820 --> 05:19:02.400 You fucking theraless you motherfucker! 05:19:02.400 --> 05:19:03.640 Sonor Jinxie, Jinxie! 05:19:03.640 --> 05:19:06.640 Get that whole way to ground! 05:19:06.640 --> 05:19:08.140 Get that whole way to ground! This is good! 05:19:08.140 --> 05:19:09.440 Press stop, press stop! 05:19:09.440 --> 05:19:11.440 Coach is always right, coach is always right. 05:19:11.440 --> 05:19:13.440 Sonor Jinxie, hold tab, hold tab! 05:19:13.440 --> 05:19:14.440 So you see that? 05:19:14.440 --> 05:19:16.440 You're CS-mogging your mid laner. 05:19:16.440 --> 05:19:18.440 That's why I need to take his resources, because he can't even farm right. 05:19:18.440 --> 05:19:20.440 Okay, you're still ahead brother, don't worry. 05:19:20.440 --> 05:19:21.440 You're still ahead. 05:19:21.440 --> 05:19:24.440 Jinxie, you hear my voice you motherfucker! 05:19:24.440 --> 05:19:27.440 I'm gonna make sure you get bad! 05:19:27.440 --> 05:19:29.440 Yeah, yeah! 05:19:29.440 --> 05:19:36.440 Listen, listen, Jinxie, it's not bannable to make your team win the game by taking the resources. 05:19:36.440 --> 05:19:40.440 It belongs to you, bro. You're the king of the Moosies. 05:19:40.440 --> 05:19:46.440 Exactly! So now, Jinxie, look, I want you to understand that you're literally like the game boss. 05:19:46.440 --> 05:19:51.440 You just dictated the state of the game, and now everybody is playing by your conditions. 05:19:51.440 --> 05:19:53.440 You are the final boss right now, do you understand that? 05:19:53.440 --> 05:19:54.440 I play in the lobby, yes, yes. 05:19:54.440 --> 05:19:58.440 Exactly. So now, get the crowd and now forget the dragon. 05:19:58.440 --> 05:20:02.440 Dragon. Muda, if you don't rotate to the Dragon, Jinx is going to steal your wave. 05:20:02.440 --> 05:20:04.440 Okay, this is fun. Take the wave and go Dragon. 05:20:04.440 --> 05:20:06.440 Go Dragon, I will steal your wave, Muda. 05:20:06.440 --> 05:20:08.440 No, no, no, Dragon, take the wave. 05:20:08.440 --> 05:20:12.440 Jinx, we're going to hook Muda's waves hostage. 05:20:12.440 --> 05:20:14.440 Get back, get back, get back. 05:20:14.440 --> 05:20:16.440 Oh, you got to be quick. 05:20:16.440 --> 05:20:20.440 Jinx, after you finish this Dragon, we're going to want to look for another place here. 05:20:20.440 --> 05:20:22.440 Okay, so just to the Dragon. 05:20:22.440 --> 05:20:24.440 Okay, I want you to hover over mid. 05:20:24.440 --> 05:20:26.440 Wait, Muda, you can maybe look for an E over the wall. 05:20:26.440 --> 05:20:32.520 Oh, the one on the on the vagar what the fuck was that keep hitting this is good. This is good 05:20:32.800 --> 05:20:36.380 Okay, so now Jin see I want you to oh, no 05:20:36.760 --> 05:20:39.540 Okay, nice. Nice. Nice. So now you're gonna back off the recall 05:20:39.540 --> 05:20:45.420 We don't want to take our mid laner's wave because we want to stalk home syndrome him and to actually playing for us 05:20:45.420 --> 05:20:48.100 So whenever he does good, he earns his way 05:20:56.440 --> 05:20:58.440 Muda entered, Muda entered. 05:20:58.440 --> 05:21:00.440 Muda entered, Muda entered. 05:21:00.440 --> 05:21:02.440 I did not teach him that. 05:21:02.440 --> 05:21:04.440 What did I teach him that? I tried to teach you that. 05:21:04.440 --> 05:21:06.440 Muda entered, Muda entered. 05:21:06.440 --> 05:21:08.440 Yep. So, listen. 05:21:08.440 --> 05:21:12.440 Hamza, that's the reason why Jinx needs Muda's CS. 05:21:12.440 --> 05:21:14.440 Do you understand now? 05:21:14.440 --> 05:21:17.440 No, but like you guys made him lose CS. 05:21:17.440 --> 05:21:19.440 He just wanted to go in because he's hungry. 05:21:19.440 --> 05:21:21.440 No, no, Hamza. That's not how it works. 05:21:21.440 --> 05:21:23.440 He had to go for something. You guys took everything from him. 05:21:23.440 --> 05:21:24.440 Hamza, listen. 05:21:24.440 --> 05:21:29.540 I'm not bullshit gameplay. You know it was bad. That's terrible. I'm not you know, I'm a student right there 05:21:29.540 --> 05:21:34.660 You know what this is? You can see Jin see we need to mentally manipulate mood into playing better 05:21:34.660 --> 05:21:40.580 So after these rappers take his mid-wave, he's gonna learn that if he ever dies, he doesn't get any waves 05:21:40.580 --> 05:21:47.360 Do you understand? Yes, exactly good. So now take the middle. I thought good money money money. He needs his way 05:21:47.360 --> 05:21:52.880 Wait, Jixie. Let's let's we need to work at it. He's gonna lose. You need this is good. This is good 05:21:52.880 --> 05:21:54.880 This is exactly what we need right now 05:22:04.880 --> 05:22:06.880 To be honest moody you deserve that 05:22:06.880 --> 05:22:09.880 Exactly, jing see that's two challenges 05:22:09.880 --> 05:22:11.880 Plans saying that you did the right thing 05:22:11.880 --> 05:22:13.880 Boom, you cuted it to four people 05:22:13.880 --> 05:22:15.880 I don't know how the fuck you just did that 05:22:15.880 --> 05:22:16.880 I don't know why you did that 05:22:16.880 --> 05:22:18.880 Okay, so now this is what we're gonna have to do 05:22:18.880 --> 05:22:20.880 Okay, jing see I want to take the grump 05:22:20.880 --> 05:22:25.700 After the grump, we're gonna look mood up. You have one chance. I'll trade the big arm look for a trade 05:22:25.700 --> 05:22:28.520 He's playing very safe. You want to play aggressive? Go home. Okay? 05:22:28.520 --> 05:22:30.960 He'd do yep. Yep. Yep. So now I jinxed 05:22:34.960 --> 05:22:37.560 No, I jinxed jinxing jinxing 05:22:38.560 --> 05:22:42.800 You let it walk into the turret house your day eq a means on your turret, okay? 05:22:47.800 --> 05:22:50.380 Does your student deserve this next midway yes or no? 05:23:20.880 --> 05:23:22.880 Oh 05:23:22.920 --> 05:23:27.080 What the fuck is your name writer Jinxie no no run run run 05:23:28.720 --> 05:23:33.200 Mooda you dog shit bitch. Why were you so late to the flight? Why were you late? 05:23:35.160 --> 05:23:39.440 God I hate you. I hate you so fucking much Mooda. We can't win a game because you're useless 05:23:40.560 --> 05:23:41.640 useless 05:23:41.640 --> 05:23:46.640 My client my client here's innocent. He had to take the turn plate. That was not my client's fault 05:23:46.640 --> 05:23:49.740 We're taking my fucking waves you psychotic 05:23:50.300 --> 05:23:52.280 No, so 05:23:52.280 --> 05:23:55.440 I want you to understand I want you to understand how 05:24:06.320 --> 05:24:13.060 He's crying because he doesn't have more listen to how greedy Muda is even though he's 20 farms 05:24:13.060 --> 05:24:17.200 He wants to be up more. That's why you you deserve to take more this yes 05:24:17.200 --> 05:24:22.220 If he's gonna be greedy you're gonna teach him to be humble this that makes sense. Yes, sir 05:24:22.220 --> 05:24:25.740 I am your friend you can walk it out 05:24:26.900 --> 05:24:32.140 If he walks up mood I if he walks up fighting with your coach, he's challenging your iron shut the fuck up 05:24:32.140 --> 05:24:34.140 Yeah, you tell him Jason 05:24:37.060 --> 05:24:42.860 Okay, so now so now Jensie you're gonna play for the the Raptors and finish your bot side clear 05:24:42.860 --> 05:24:46.940 Second dragon is coming up. If Muda doesn't rotate, what do we do to his wing? 05:24:46.940 --> 05:24:48.800 No, no, he'll rotate, he'll rotate, he'll rotate, he'll rotate. 05:24:48.800 --> 05:24:52.780 Yeah, exactly. Hey, Hums, he better rotate or else that wave is going to be jinx-y's. 05:24:52.780 --> 05:24:55.620 I don't know where, we learned our lesson. 05:24:55.620 --> 05:24:58.540 Alright, good, good. That's the thing, it's like, there you go. 05:25:00.060 --> 05:25:06.620 Okay, so now listen, you're going wolves into blue then grump, then after we're gonna want to play on the dragon. 05:25:06.620 --> 05:25:08.700 We're looking for warden raptors. Oh, you'd have a ward, never mind. 05:25:08.700 --> 05:25:12.940 Just okay, just just try to try to show this way fast and look for dragon play, okay? 05:25:13.800 --> 05:25:18.600 You bought you're not bored soon. I think you get this way. You have work right? This is good. Thanks. Oh miss gold 05:25:18.600 --> 05:25:23.940 Do not miss a goal. I'm so help me God if mood a fucking recalls with 10 seconds before dragon 05:25:23.940 --> 05:25:28.700 He loses three waves. Oh, we call it. Oh, we call it. Oh, no, James. Oh, okay. We can see way 05:25:31.220 --> 05:25:33.700 We can fight we can have dragon with 05:25:33.700 --> 05:25:36.780 Okay, now Jinxy take mid wave, Jinxy take mid wave, take mid wave 05:25:36.780 --> 05:25:39.120 If he's gonna recall, then he's gonna take the mid wave 05:25:39.120 --> 05:25:40.120 He's taking all your kill 05:25:40.120 --> 05:25:41.120 No, I don't give a fuck 05:25:41.120 --> 05:25:42.120 I don't give a fuck 05:25:42.120 --> 05:25:43.620 He needs to be on the edge, Jyggen 05:25:43.620 --> 05:25:44.620 He's not on the jungle 05:25:44.620 --> 05:25:46.780 But he got a fork, he's gonna go to dragon now 05:25:46.780 --> 05:25:48.780 Jyggen, no, we're just helping him get pro-ail 05:25:48.780 --> 05:25:50.280 We're helping him get pro-ail 05:25:50.280 --> 05:25:51.280 Let him die, let him die 05:25:51.280 --> 05:25:53.780 Wait, fight, fight, fight, you cocksucker! 05:25:54.780 --> 05:25:57.480 I'm gonna let you die, I'm gonna let you fucking die, Jinxy fucking here 05:25:57.480 --> 05:26:01.980 Okay, Jinxy, Jinxy, I want you to walk mid, swipe away his cannon, then go Jyggen after 05:26:01.980 --> 05:26:03.180 No, you can do this fight 05:26:03.180 --> 05:26:10.500 Look at warwick look at warwick. Okay. No, I'm on this again. All right. You gotta crash away. You had a crash at first and then 05:26:10.500 --> 05:26:10.940 no tail. 05:26:12.740 --> 05:26:13.180 Yes. 05:26:15.340 --> 05:26:15.860 I'll move on. 05:26:17.420 --> 05:26:19.780 Okay, Jynx, give me warwick, give me warwick. 05:26:19.780 --> 05:26:21.780 Flash way, flash way, flash way, W. 05:26:21.780 --> 05:26:25.780 E, E, E, E, Ignite, Ignite, Ignite. 05:26:25.780 --> 05:26:28.780 Yep, there you go. There you go. 05:26:28.780 --> 05:26:32.780 You gotta, you gotta press E. You press E. You press E fast, you do more damage. 05:26:32.780 --> 05:26:33.780 God, you're dark shit. 05:26:33.780 --> 05:26:36.780 I just killed two. I just killed two. 05:26:37.780 --> 05:26:40.780 That was not bad. Look, your team is gonna clean up here. Hold up. 05:26:41.780 --> 05:26:42.780 Yes, team, yes. 05:26:42.780 --> 05:26:43.780 Hit the Vigor. 05:26:43.780 --> 05:26:45.780 Jhin. Okay, nice. 05:26:45.780 --> 05:26:47.780 Nice 05:26:58.500 --> 05:26:59.660 Jinxy go to your clubs 05:26:59.660 --> 05:27:03.540 I want you to understand that none of this would have been possible if Muda got all his mid lanes 05:27:03.540 --> 05:27:07.860 Yes, Rosa herbivore. We need to force him to be a carnivore if we're gonna win these games 05:27:08.220 --> 05:27:13.500 Muda listen and team fights like that. You want to rotate faster, but also don't hit their support 05:27:13.500 --> 05:27:19.880 You can hit the work and you possibly gonna save them. Okay, so now Jinxie get the the crugs and after crugs 05:27:19.880 --> 05:27:23.900 It's like you're saying if he would have fought warwick. I'd be alive right now. Yep. If you rotate it 05:27:24.900 --> 05:27:27.700 You'll be iron forever. Okay, so now Jinxie 05:27:29.380 --> 05:27:31.380 Yeah 05:27:31.820 --> 05:27:36.060 You'll get diamond in the month. Yeah, and then I'll end on the fucking moon 05:27:36.860 --> 05:27:41.060 Okay, so now listen Jinxie go for the hell of mood if you don't rotate 05:27:43.500 --> 05:27:45.500 into your game. If you don't want to say the Herald, I'm going to end your game. 05:27:45.500 --> 05:27:46.500 Wait a minute. Don't talk like that. 05:27:46.500 --> 05:27:48.500 Okay, listen to your jungler. No talking game. 05:27:48.500 --> 05:27:50.500 Your jungler wants to go, oh, yep, you better go. 05:27:50.500 --> 05:27:52.500 Alright, I'm going to end this. 05:27:52.500 --> 05:27:54.500 You ugly motherfucker! 05:27:54.500 --> 05:28:00.500 If your jungler thrashes you, you've got to listen at that point, because he has a smite button. 05:28:00.500 --> 05:28:02.500 Come here, come here. You fucking... 05:28:02.500 --> 05:28:03.500 I will end your fucking game, dude. 05:28:03.500 --> 05:28:04.500 Thank fucking plusy. 05:28:04.500 --> 05:28:05.500 Okay. 05:28:05.500 --> 05:28:08.500 Now, now, let's make this a one-for-one trade. Can you drop the Herald mid after? 05:28:08.500 --> 05:28:12.500 No, hums, hums. Before we say anything, I want to say that it's pretty disgusting the way that you're doing it. 05:28:12.500 --> 05:28:17.020 Discussing the way that you're that your student is acting you should spank him as punishment 05:28:20.380 --> 05:28:22.900 Yes spanking him he deserves it 05:28:29.540 --> 05:28:35.380 He's doing fine, but he's just listen just listen to the mood up listen to Jinx if you want to make her play you have to look 05:28:35.380 --> 05:28:37.380 Can I kill this guy? 05:28:37.380 --> 05:28:44.180 No, no, no, no, no. You, you, you got time. No, so, uh, Jynce, you're gonna go grump after this and then we're gonna either steal midway 05:28:44.180 --> 05:28:46.180 We're doing it. We're gonna go bot. 05:28:48.020 --> 05:28:50.020 Okay, okay. 05:28:51.940 --> 05:28:55.140 Bro, it's not evil bro. It's necessary. 05:28:55.140 --> 05:28:57.140 Wait, what do you think? What do you think? 05:28:57.140 --> 05:28:59.940 Yeah, go on the misfortune. You're gonna want to ult on them as fortune. 05:28:59.940 --> 05:29:01.940 Oh! 05:29:01.940 --> 05:29:03.940 Okay, they're back. 05:29:03.940 --> 05:29:10.900 Very good very good nice nice very good. Okay, you have to back off back off back off. That was very good with a very good 05:29:10.900 --> 05:29:12.900 Okay, all right now 05:29:13.540 --> 05:29:17.820 Run away run away run away the warwick is coming the work is coming. So now you're just 05:29:19.580 --> 05:29:23.900 Yes, we just recall go for red buff your teammates are bought you push 05:29:26.060 --> 05:29:31.540 I said make not top push minute and look for rotation. Wait. That's did you teach him in baiting? 05:29:31.540 --> 05:29:36.240 jing see yeah he knows how to do everything though he's a my student 05:29:36.240 --> 05:29:40.420 has prior now he has promo prior let's go some aggressive ways jing see what 05:29:40.420 --> 05:29:43.120 you're gonna do now is you're gonna go red and then you're gonna enter the 05:29:43.120 --> 05:29:51.440 enemy jungle okay I want you to close your eyes and fantasize about fucking 05:29:51.440 --> 05:29:55.120 the enemy jungle in the throat so you're gonna put both your hands on top of your 05:29:55.120 --> 05:29:59.100 You're like public area and start thrusting now for the next five seconds 05:30:01.800 --> 05:30:07.620 Okay, so now Jensie now look on the wrappers stay with these they would eat this over sending they can look for a flag on you 05:30:07.620 --> 05:30:09.620 Okay, wait, you might have to help him here 05:30:15.000 --> 05:30:17.880 You're over sending I said stay with your jungler you're not listening 05:30:17.880 --> 05:30:18.380 Listen! 05:30:18.380 --> 05:30:21.180 Why are they here you those dogs that are fucking worthless? 05:30:21.180 --> 05:30:22.180 They're lower in! 05:30:22.180 --> 05:30:24.180 I know this to be a piece of shit! 05:30:24.180 --> 05:30:26.180 Jengzee, look for the blue button! 05:30:26.180 --> 05:30:28.180 I'm gonna catch a fucking flight to Canada! 05:30:28.180 --> 05:30:30.180 They're piece of shit out of you! 05:30:30.180 --> 05:30:32.180 I can't stay with the dinosaurs! 05:30:32.180 --> 05:30:33.180 Jengzee, go crab! Go crab! 05:30:33.180 --> 05:30:34.180 The crab is free here. 05:30:36.180 --> 05:30:38.180 Okay, so after crab Jengzee, 05:30:38.180 --> 05:30:40.180 we're gonna want to look on enemy raptors. 05:30:40.180 --> 05:30:42.180 Strong bottom, maybe you can get some kills. 05:30:42.180 --> 05:30:43.180 Look bot! 05:30:43.180 --> 05:30:44.180 Look bot! Look bot! 05:30:44.180 --> 05:30:46.180 Okay, we can't look there, we can't look there. 05:30:46.180 --> 05:30:49.180 Okay, wait, how much, how much do you item? 05:30:49.180 --> 05:30:50.180 Nice Galvis now. 05:30:50.180 --> 05:30:53.380 Wait, we can maybe look for a Baron play? 05:30:53.380 --> 05:30:54.220 Thoughts? 05:30:54.220 --> 05:30:55.060 Oh. 05:30:55.060 --> 05:30:56.380 Baron, are you Baron? 05:30:56.380 --> 05:30:59.180 My client wants to farm Red Buff first. 05:31:00.060 --> 05:31:02.460 But actually, wait, wait, no, but Red Buff's important. 05:31:02.460 --> 05:31:03.300 I want Red Buff. 05:31:03.300 --> 05:31:06.780 Okay, okay, now you have to go bot lane or up your E. 05:31:06.780 --> 05:31:07.980 Wait, Jinx, you can fight this. 05:31:07.980 --> 05:31:09.580 Okay, yeah, Jinx, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 05:31:09.580 --> 05:31:13.060 Globs, Globs, Moona engage, Moona die for Jinx, 05:31:13.060 --> 05:31:15.300 die for Jinx now. 05:31:15.300 --> 05:31:17.700 Don't die for him, but like we're going to go on one of them 05:31:18.860 --> 05:31:20.860 Yes 05:31:28.220 --> 05:31:32.140 Okay, you don't need to are okay, that's fine. Yep. Good. Also. You can move up. Take care 05:31:32.940 --> 05:31:36.460 Jinx you do not let me get the kill. He's fucking with us. Why are you all guys? 05:31:39.020 --> 05:31:42.900 Take us to take us to now take the next week. Take the next week 05:31:42.900 --> 05:31:45.900 Oh, take the next wave then take the dragon. 05:31:45.900 --> 05:31:47.540 Muda doesn't deserve shit. 05:31:47.540 --> 05:31:48.540 I tried casting you. 05:31:48.540 --> 05:31:49.540 So Muda. 05:31:49.540 --> 05:31:50.540 Dragon. 05:31:50.540 --> 05:31:51.540 Yes, Muda. 05:31:51.540 --> 05:31:52.540 Muda. 05:31:52.540 --> 05:31:53.540 So Dragon Lord. 05:31:53.540 --> 05:31:54.540 Genki Farmsbawd. 05:31:54.540 --> 05:31:55.540 Muda to Dragon now. 05:31:55.540 --> 05:31:56.540 Push the wave mid. 05:31:56.540 --> 05:31:57.540 Push the wave mid. 05:31:57.540 --> 05:31:58.540 Don't let it take it. 05:31:58.540 --> 05:31:59.540 Push the wave. 05:31:59.540 --> 05:32:00.540 Yeah. 05:32:00.540 --> 05:32:01.540 Okay. 05:32:01.540 --> 05:32:02.540 So now Genki. 05:32:02.540 --> 05:32:03.540 You have to be Muda. 05:32:03.540 --> 05:32:04.540 Yeah, you have to be. 05:32:04.540 --> 05:32:05.540 Yeah. 05:32:05.540 --> 05:32:06.540 Now go Dragon. 05:32:06.540 --> 05:32:07.540 Yeah, this is good. 05:32:07.540 --> 05:32:08.540 You could look for it. 05:32:08.540 --> 05:32:09.540 Go Dragon right into your game. 05:32:09.540 --> 05:32:10.540 Dragon right into your game. 05:32:10.540 --> 05:32:11.540 Dragon right into your game. 05:32:11.540 --> 05:32:12.540 Dragon right into your game. 05:32:12.540 --> 05:32:19.860 No because you see them all on the map. Okay, so now recall this is good guys 05:32:20.460 --> 05:32:22.460 Come on come on. They're gonna find me 05:32:23.140 --> 05:32:25.140 Why are you flashing? 05:32:28.980 --> 05:32:33.540 Okay, can see going on this cue. Oh, no, you have ease 05:32:34.700 --> 05:32:36.700 What up? What the fuck was that? 05:32:37.660 --> 05:32:40.560 All right, perfect. Oh, bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Perfectly 05:32:40.560 --> 05:32:44.880 So that all right now, what's it? So Jin see I just wait before you buy anything 05:32:44.880 --> 05:32:47.440 I want you to understand the difference in player between you and muda 05:32:47.440 --> 05:32:52.400 I'm sitting here calling you God's gift to this earth because of how amazing you are and then the hums is tongue 05:32:52.400 --> 05:32:54.440 Woulda that he has cancer think about the 05:32:56.960 --> 05:32:58.960 He just flashed in place 05:32:58.960 --> 05:33:00.960 I don't know. I think he's bored 05:33:01.040 --> 05:33:06.000 Now let Buddha know that you're reveling in your superiority talk down to him 05:33:06.000 --> 05:33:10.020 Muda we both have challenger coaches but you're flashing in place while I'm winning us 05:33:10.020 --> 05:33:11.940 I have 5 kills, I have 2 kills 05:33:11.940 --> 05:33:13.940 That is true, Muda has more Kp though 05:33:13.940 --> 05:33:15.940 Muda has more Kp 05:33:15.940 --> 05:33:18.440 But Muda can't farm for shit, Jinx is out farming him 05:33:18.440 --> 05:33:19.440 Case closed 05:33:19.440 --> 05:33:20.440 Muda got rekt by his own gun 05:33:20.440 --> 05:33:22.440 Okay so now buy the steel caps 05:33:22.440 --> 05:33:23.440 Buy steel caps 05:33:23.440 --> 05:33:24.440 You fucking retard 05:33:24.440 --> 05:33:26.440 Yeah, yeah, wait, yeah, you can't complete the dungeon 05:33:26.440 --> 05:33:28.440 Yeah, no, go Baron, go Baron, Muda go Baron 05:33:28.440 --> 05:33:30.440 Baron, Baron, Baron, Muda, Baron, Baron 05:33:30.440 --> 05:33:32.440 Two people are dead, go Baron 05:33:32.440 --> 05:33:34.440 We don't have to save Baron 05:33:34.440 --> 05:33:38.440 Alright Baron, I'm coming! 05:33:38.440 --> 05:33:41.440 Okay Mora, what you're gonna do is keep hitting the Baron. 05:33:41.440 --> 05:33:44.440 If you have your Q3 up, try to hold it, in case somebody tries to... 05:33:44.440 --> 05:33:47.440 Okay, no, just hit it, Jinx, you just hit it. 05:33:47.440 --> 05:33:49.440 Ping it, ping it, ping it. 05:33:49.440 --> 05:33:51.440 Ping assistance now. 05:33:51.440 --> 05:33:54.440 Nice, this is good. 05:33:54.440 --> 05:33:56.440 Keep hitting it, this is good. 05:33:56.440 --> 05:33:58.440 Remember, 1400. 05:33:58.440 --> 05:34:01.440 Then after you're gonna wanna play on the Scuttle Crab. 05:34:04.440 --> 05:34:09.440 I'm going to save my 5 seconds, Michael Scott, okay, so we're going to get to the end of the game. 05:34:09.440 --> 05:34:13.440 Alright, so again, you are reset now, go B, go B, go B and go bot lane. 05:34:13.440 --> 05:34:15.440 Apply pressure on bot lane, okay? 05:34:15.440 --> 05:34:17.440 You guys are not going to see me for a while. 05:34:17.440 --> 05:34:19.440 Yeah, take everything now. 05:34:19.440 --> 05:34:22.440 You're going to play bot lane and let your teammates play top. 05:34:22.440 --> 05:34:26.440 So either play 3-1-1 or 4-0-1. 05:34:26.440 --> 05:34:27.440 Okay. 05:34:27.440 --> 05:34:30.440 Yeah, no, no, no, don't recall, go top, go top after the gromp. 05:34:30.440 --> 05:34:31.440 Top? 05:34:31.440 --> 05:34:32.440 I don't know, man. 05:34:32.440 --> 05:34:38.200 No, no, no, no, you you wasted your flash for no reason 05:34:39.160 --> 05:34:43.220 No, I said take the wave take the wave remember if you're late against the kill you deserve the wave 05:34:43.520 --> 05:34:47.880 Okay, now I hit the turret hit the turret hit the turret turret turret might bring two or two people for you 05:34:47.880 --> 05:34:51.100 Okay, okay, but you can fight them. That's your right. I'd run away 05:34:52.320 --> 05:34:54.320 It's happening. It is right 05:34:54.560 --> 05:34:57.060 Sit down Warwick you patent 05:34:57.060 --> 05:35:03.200 All right, don't be scared. No Jinxie open up your shop. You're gonna want to buy deaths Dan says your next item 05:35:06.400 --> 05:35:10.580 Okay, I can't hear you over that 60 CS difference you are so ass 05:35:11.700 --> 05:35:16.260 Watch so it's late game puts the out which killed him and a half to that game. I must do the he's scaling though 05:35:16.260 --> 05:35:21.860 He's scaling well, bro. The only thing Muda scaling into us the next game where he'll be able to give Jinx even more waves 05:35:21.860 --> 05:35:35.240 No, you're gonna do it. So now we're gonna talk about focus and then plan the dragon. Dragon is gonna be up soon. 05:35:35.240 --> 05:35:49.280 Yeah. Okay, pushing. Now, GenC, but what are you? You can dive him. You can dive him. You're the main character, bro. 05:35:49.280 --> 05:35:54.280 So the main character needs to get all the resources. So if Muda is ever getting too many resources 05:35:54.280 --> 05:35:57.040 We need to make sure that he spreads the fucking wealth. Am I right? 05:36:03.040 --> 05:36:05.040 Now go for the drugs 05:36:13.400 --> 05:36:16.960 Yeah, you are so now Jin see right now Muda is like the 05:36:19.280 --> 05:36:23.440 the the fuck yeah yeah yeah I'm getting you all the flower so how do we 05:36:23.440 --> 05:36:27.920 congratulate our peasants when they make us wealthy yeah okay keep pushing 05:36:27.920 --> 05:36:32.520 keep pushing sure yeah you're you're you're really strong you have three 05:36:32.520 --> 05:36:39.240 players here oh shit just make your party okay so Jinxie play for the rest of 05:36:39.240 --> 05:36:41.920 bot side and then afterwards you're gonna all look out in the crowd into the 05:37:11.920 --> 05:37:18.240 I told you to stay but it's because you could end yes, and we won that you're not a pussy. We won that game because of me 05:37:18.920 --> 05:37:22.320 Exactly. Yes. I I was yes, mom. What'd you say? 05:37:34.320 --> 05:37:37.200 I want you to read out the garrons username 05:37:41.920 --> 05:37:48.540 I'm not going to lie Jesus 05:37:50.080 --> 05:37:52.080 All right, one way 05:37:56.680 --> 05:38:02.820 Yo, I'm gonna say is listen would I did really good at making sure that your waves were nice and toasty for Jinx 05:38:02.820 --> 05:38:05.360 He when he made his way mid lane so get shit for that 05:38:05.600 --> 05:38:09.800 The kind of play that you have to learn how to last thing use your cue to last thing 05:38:09.800 --> 05:38:11.800 I don't do that much damage. 05:38:11.800 --> 05:38:13.800 And you see, you see, you see him? 05:38:13.800 --> 05:38:16.800 So, things I've learned today, things I've learned today, 05:38:16.800 --> 05:38:20.800 never being a call with Jixi and Daugtess alone, 05:38:20.800 --> 05:38:24.800 you will end up with your pants down and getting your head off my full size. 05:38:24.800 --> 05:38:27.800 Second of all, second of all, 05:38:28.800 --> 05:38:31.800 buy a fucking flight to Florida 05:38:31.800 --> 05:38:35.800 and burn this motherfuckers PC down 05:38:35.800 --> 05:38:38.800 for taking my mid-lane every time. 05:39:08.800 --> 05:39:15.280 I'm not a person. I don't have a heart or emotions. I have a piece of shit disgusting League of Legends master e-player 05:39:15.280 --> 05:39:18.000 And I play jungle with Warwick and that's to me 05:39:18.000 --> 05:39:22.740 I listen to anything my coach says why because my coach is disgusting piece of shit 05:39:22.740 --> 05:39:28.620 You wish the highest right of the game so if my disgusting piece of shit coach who plays 25 hours a day got challenger 05:39:28.620 --> 05:39:33.960 He's telling me to take your way. I'm gonna take fucking way. You can go fuck yourself and I am his vessel 05:39:33.960 --> 05:39:39.600 Okay, what are now this is where you miss their code if you're if your jungler takes your wave you follow him for the rest of the 05:39:39.600 --> 05:39:43.120 Game and his jungle cancer just try to try to last okay, so now jingsy jingsy 05:39:43.120 --> 05:39:46.400 This is where I give you advice if he does that you contact you loving 05:39:57.040 --> 05:40:00.620 If he comes your latest might say that's also banable, okay 05:40:00.620 --> 05:40:02.620 You follow his camps. 05:40:02.620 --> 05:40:05.620 Muda, all I'm going to say is you must have not read the fine print, bro. 05:40:05.620 --> 05:40:10.620 When you queue up for a game with Jinxie, you agree to the fact that your minions belong to him. 05:40:10.620 --> 05:40:13.620 So if you don't like it, bro, all you got to do is knock Q up. 05:40:13.620 --> 05:40:17.620 The second you press Q up, you agree to those terms and conditions. 05:40:17.620 --> 05:40:21.620 And standard rates definitely do apply, so thanks for the cannon. 05:40:21.620 --> 05:40:26.620 What is the absolute fuck is wrong with you two? 05:40:26.620 --> 05:40:29.620 You guys are sick in the head. 05:40:29.620 --> 05:40:32.880 You guys are just sticking the fucking head. 05:40:32.880 --> 05:40:35.780 Yeah, we're here seven days a week from fucking 5. 05:40:35.780 --> 05:40:37.420 Are we queuing again? 05:40:37.420 --> 05:40:39.660 I'm hiding, I'm hiding, I'm hiding on the screen. 05:40:39.660 --> 05:40:40.500 Hold on a fucking minute. 05:40:40.500 --> 05:40:42.620 I just screened, I just screens, I just screens. 05:40:42.620 --> 05:40:44.220 We have 30 second delay. 05:40:44.220 --> 05:40:45.420 No, we don't need to hide, but, 05:40:45.420 --> 05:40:46.620 uh, Humphrey, you need to hide, you need to hide 05:40:46.620 --> 05:40:47.460 because it's a black guy. 05:40:47.460 --> 05:40:48.300 I'll hide, I'll hide it, don't worry. 05:40:48.300 --> 05:40:50.540 Yo, also, uh, Jixi, I'm actually serious. 05:40:50.540 --> 05:40:51.700 Yo, I'm gonna take my mid lane every end. 05:40:51.700 --> 05:40:53.020 I swear to God, I'm falling with all your- 05:40:53.020 --> 05:40:53.860 Mota, you're gonna be, 05:40:53.860 --> 05:40:56.020 you're gonna be a second minion pet, okay? 05:40:56.020 --> 05:40:57.660 Yo, yo, uh, all I'm gonna say is, 05:40:57.660 --> 05:41:01.500 true lovans on speed dial good luck with that one true what's up and he takes 05:41:01.500 --> 05:41:05.700 away again you have to follow him okay you have to do that it says you have to 05:41:05.700 --> 05:41:08.820 put your foot down don't let them keep taking your way you're right you're right 05:41:08.820 --> 05:41:13.060 you're right this is where you turn the page I will like this entire game yeah 05:41:13.060 --> 05:41:18.300 if you ever come in yeah you understand me do you understand yo I'm you know 05:41:18.300 --> 05:41:23.620 what I'm gonna say is if you do that yeah if you even think about touching my 05:41:23.620 --> 05:41:28.780 red or blue buff fuck that don't take his way and don't take my way motherfucker if 05:41:28.780 --> 05:41:32.340 what do you want my game rugs I will literally get on the phone with you 05:41:32.340 --> 05:41:39.780 laughing at three minutes don't touch my fucking cancer I am I am the completion 05:41:39.780 --> 05:41:43.780 of thought that okay thought that's what do you think Daddy Warwick or you what 05:41:43.780 --> 05:41:48.220 do you think I think we need to hit him with the Warwick special this game got 05:41:48.220 --> 05:41:54.180 it so now we're gonna see what you don't know I mean who knows my you know 05:41:54.180 --> 05:41:57.060 it's useless anyway it doesn't matter yeah I watch your fucking talking to 05:41:57.060 --> 05:42:01.420 pow you shit can't play her 7000 damage last game I think if I put my 05:42:01.420 --> 05:42:09.780 oh no no no no no no 7000 you fucking make lane stealing bitch yo Muda I think 05:42:09.780 --> 05:42:13.580 I've heard of iron players that are able to get more than 4 s per minute so I 05:42:13.580 --> 05:42:19.420 why weren't you able to oh maybe he did 14k damage okay dude he could have done 05:42:19.420 --> 05:42:24.060 14k fucking laps around the Walmart I don't give a fuck what he did 14k to 7k 05:42:24.060 --> 05:42:29.780 man you guys see us mugged hums if you get yes mugged he got damaged my my 05:42:29.780 --> 05:42:33.420 guy got damaged yeah but okay hums hums you know that's like bro it's like 05:42:33.420 --> 05:42:37.820 imagine somebody's bragging right that they did the most damage in a war but 05:42:37.820 --> 05:42:41.820 who's the one that wins the war the king Jinx is the king of the lobby if the 05:42:41.820 --> 05:42:46.100 The peasants stole the damage for him, it just allows him to spend more time farming 05:42:46.100 --> 05:42:49.820 and acquiring resources while they do all the labor. 05:42:49.820 --> 05:42:52.820 I am the Kim Jong-un of League of Legends. 05:42:52.820 --> 05:42:57.740 Well your Benjamin Ninten Yahoo the way you're stealing my name, you fucking pussy. 05:42:57.740 --> 05:42:59.740 They don't fuck away from my mid-life. 05:42:59.740 --> 05:43:00.740 That was fun. 05:43:00.740 --> 05:43:01.740 That was fun. 05:43:01.740 --> 05:43:02.740 That was fun. 05:43:02.740 --> 05:43:03.740 It's true. 05:43:03.740 --> 05:43:10.780 Wait Doctor, why aren't you going to take his ways though? 05:43:10.780 --> 05:43:16.760 Hums because what else is he supposed to do when his camps need to be respawned well his camps are up his camps are also just farm his camps 05:43:17.080 --> 05:43:22.760 No, Hums listen if there's even five seconds of downtime on a jungle camp Mooda's cannon's gone 05:43:22.760 --> 05:43:30.180 If there's three seconds of downtime the caster minions are gone. Mooda is a funnel for Jinxie. It's like Mooda's 05:43:30.560 --> 05:43:33.420 Existence serves to further Jinxie's golden 05:43:33.420 --> 05:43:39.420 Why would we put him on Yodi at that point? He might as well play fucking Jaleo. Okay, so ask him Mooda 05:43:39.420 --> 05:43:44.960 No, no, he has an ego he doesn't listen so he has to stick on Jonah. He's good on that shit 05:43:45.540 --> 05:43:50.680 So mood up maybe if you weren't so self-centered and you're actually a team player for once 05:43:50.680 --> 05:43:53.240 You'd be able to walk in a champion that could help get to you 05:44:01.180 --> 05:44:03.180 Information to your fucking player 05:44:03.180 --> 05:44:15.740 I'm going to say is my client my student was able to get bronze with a higher weight 05:44:15.740 --> 05:44:19.700 than you even though he ignored the level of process. 05:44:19.700 --> 05:44:26.940 We're getting smurfed on by a Garen and instead of admitting to it that we're getting smurfed, 05:44:26.940 --> 05:44:32.280 This motherfucker says why you gave me the fucking time travel device 05:44:32.980 --> 05:44:39.640 Okay, and the order is hard. Okay. Wait if I was retarded then why did the ritual work you fucking moron? 05:44:44.700 --> 05:44:47.700 It's cuz it's cuz the coaches here now he's performing no 05:44:49.460 --> 05:44:54.020 Coach here that's guys arms put your hands in there everyone hands in the air 05:44:54.020 --> 05:44:59.480 Yeah, it does time machine time machine go away 05:45:01.380 --> 05:45:03.380 Losers come back another day 05:45:10.460 --> 05:45:12.460 Time this okay guys 05:45:16.120 --> 05:45:23.060 32 1 time machine time machine go away loser come back another day 05:45:24.020 --> 05:45:28.100 Time machine go. All right. We're gonna walk in. Okay. This is the time guy again. Okay, dude 05:45:28.100 --> 05:45:31.300 We are actually get the time machine right here. Okay. That's echo 05:45:31.580 --> 05:45:37.780 You know, we want the same guy. Yes. Yes, you can always fight him. Just remember his is W 05:45:37.860 --> 05:45:43.500 Okay, he is close. No, Jinxie. Listen. It's gonna be as fuck for us right now 05:45:43.500 --> 05:45:46.580 You'll kill him. We'll kill him. They don't fight him fight him fight him fight him fight him 05:45:46.860 --> 05:45:51.100 All right, all you gotta do Jinxie all you gotta do is just talked about folk here 05:45:51.100 --> 05:45:56.060 It's real we just make it consistent. Is that that you don't get you can see I want you to smite this second 05:45:56.060 --> 05:46:00.120 You get in range of the gromp like already spined it now now smite you three. I'm cute. Thank you. Thank you. They go good 05:46:02.060 --> 05:46:04.060 She's up in the second there you go 05:46:05.540 --> 05:46:07.540 Make sure you say you're flashing 05:46:07.540 --> 05:46:09.540 I 05:46:19.860 --> 05:46:24.920 Can you take heal instead of flash next game so you can heal jinx when he's low HP in this jungle 05:46:25.540 --> 05:46:27.540 Okay 05:46:37.540 --> 05:46:41.980 Oh, yeah, this is free. Hey, I died now 05:46:43.300 --> 05:46:49.700 Yeah, wow. Yeah, so Jamesy. Jamesy. Do you want to know what I see on my screen? I see a fucking condominium there 05:46:50.180 --> 05:46:52.180 What how are you so bad? 05:46:56.060 --> 05:46:58.060 Okay, so now go for the red 05:46:58.340 --> 05:47:02.220 Like we could have been patient. I don't know why we're doing that. Why are we why are you talking to fly? 05:47:02.220 --> 05:47:05.380 You missed! What if you missed the timer? What do you mean? 05:47:05.380 --> 05:47:05.880 I missed. 05:47:05.880 --> 05:47:07.360 It took you ten years to flash! 05:47:07.360 --> 05:47:09.960 Hold up, let me say this again since it didn't clock to you. 05:47:09.960 --> 05:47:13.360 You are an iron midlaner and you're getting coached by a challenger. 05:47:13.360 --> 05:47:15.740 Shut the fuck up and become his vessel. 05:47:15.740 --> 05:47:17.740 Become his vessel or exit the call. 05:47:17.740 --> 05:47:18.240 What a faggot! 05:47:18.240 --> 05:47:20.240 You gotta listen, do not talk back, okay? 05:47:20.240 --> 05:47:22.740 You are an iron-ass daddy and that's it! 05:47:22.740 --> 05:47:24.740 Okay, so now Jyncey, you're gonna- 05:47:24.740 --> 05:47:26.740 You got questions, you fucking idiot? 05:47:26.740 --> 05:47:30.240 Yeah! How come Jyncey- How come Jyncey let's say it's called to eat on the street? 05:47:30.240 --> 05:47:31.240 Exactly! 05:47:31.240 --> 05:47:33.240 Listen to me, bro. 05:47:33.240 --> 05:47:35.240 Jaycee never disagrees with me. 05:47:35.240 --> 05:47:37.240 I'm thinking for you. 05:47:37.240 --> 05:47:39.240 Yeah, maybe because... 05:47:39.240 --> 05:47:41.240 maybe because Dante's called Jaycee a fucking god. 05:47:41.240 --> 05:47:43.240 I didn't own you a caravan. 05:47:43.240 --> 05:47:45.240 I didn't own you a caravan. 05:47:45.240 --> 05:47:47.240 What about that? 05:47:47.240 --> 05:47:49.240 Jaycee ganged us. Ganged up. 05:47:49.240 --> 05:47:51.240 Free. This is free. 05:47:51.240 --> 05:47:53.240 Free, free, free. Last, last, last. 05:47:53.240 --> 05:47:55.240 No, no, this is free. 05:47:55.240 --> 05:47:57.240 Jaycee, Jaycee, Jaycee. 05:47:57.240 --> 05:47:59.240 Nice. E, E. 05:47:59.240 --> 05:48:02.240 two three get a q3 okay you can look for a trade you can all of a 05:48:02.240 --> 05:48:05.240 Okay come on Sue hold Q on that hold Q 05:48:05.240 --> 05:48:08.240 Nice that's my fucking spinning baby 05:48:08.240 --> 05:48:10.240 Get carried Mura 05:48:10.240 --> 05:48:12.240 No it's an execute what? 05:48:12.240 --> 05:48:13.240 Execute 05:48:13.240 --> 05:48:15.240 Mura get carried you dumb shit 05:48:15.240 --> 05:48:17.240 It's W W W W 05:48:17.240 --> 05:48:18.240 Okay Jynxie 05:48:18.240 --> 05:48:19.240 W W W W 05:48:19.240 --> 05:48:21.240 Right Tiamat and then get the tier one boots 05:48:21.240 --> 05:48:23.240 God I'm so much better than you Mura 05:48:23.240 --> 05:48:27.240 Jynxie the boots man the fucking boots man please 05:48:27.240 --> 05:48:31.340 Okay, let's say Muda now you need to the last okay, okay you cute thing you look for an all hey 05:48:32.480 --> 05:48:37.600 Okay, so now let's have fun. Do not let him farm. You can kill him talk to about there talk about folk there 05:48:37.600 --> 05:48:41.300 Don't let it. Let's see how bad mood is fucking everything up. Oh, you got a double kill 05:48:43.240 --> 05:48:45.240 All you miss it's okay, you could have killed him there 05:48:46.040 --> 05:48:49.100 It's fine. It's fine. He wants to reset. What are you gonna do here now mood up? 05:48:49.880 --> 05:48:53.720 There you go. Okay, that shit. So Jin see my mood is 05:48:53.720 --> 05:48:54.220 Shocking in it. 05:48:54.220 --> 05:48:55.260 He's got everything, he's got everything. 05:48:55.260 --> 05:48:56.760 Like, he just thought of a little compute. 05:48:56.760 --> 05:48:58.260 Folk clear and then dragon soon. 05:48:58.260 --> 05:49:00.740 Hums, your student better fucking be on that dragon 05:49:00.740 --> 05:49:01.980 when Jinx is done with his cards. 05:49:01.980 --> 05:49:03.180 He will be, he will be. 05:49:03.180 --> 05:49:04.000 Careful of the W. 05:49:04.000 --> 05:49:05.300 Wait there, Moomoo. 05:49:05.300 --> 05:49:06.860 No, don't move towards him. 05:49:06.860 --> 05:49:08.220 Jinxie. 05:49:08.220 --> 05:49:09.340 No, fuck you. 05:49:09.340 --> 05:49:09.980 Fuck you. 05:49:09.980 --> 05:49:11.420 Fuck all of you. 05:49:11.420 --> 05:49:12.900 Muto, you need better awareness, bro. 05:49:12.900 --> 05:49:14.380 What the fuck? 05:49:14.380 --> 05:49:15.420 I'm not helping shit. 05:49:15.420 --> 05:49:15.940 No, you are. 05:49:15.940 --> 05:49:17.580 You're going to help him clear those minions 05:49:17.580 --> 05:49:21.020 because he's not alive to do it. 05:49:21.020 --> 05:49:22.580 There you go. 05:49:22.580 --> 05:49:23.300 Get the wave. 05:49:23.300 --> 05:49:24.740 There you go. Get the next one too. 05:49:24.740 --> 05:49:26.240 He died twice. 05:49:26.240 --> 05:49:27.740 He died twice. 05:49:27.740 --> 05:49:28.740 That's the way. 05:49:28.740 --> 05:49:30.240 Their jungle came mid first. 05:49:30.240 --> 05:49:32.740 You fucking disgusting piece of shit. 05:49:32.740 --> 05:49:34.240 He messed up Flash. 05:49:34.240 --> 05:49:35.740 He died multiple times. 05:49:35.740 --> 05:49:36.740 The only jungle... 05:49:36.740 --> 05:49:37.740 What are you following the jungle? 05:49:37.740 --> 05:49:38.740 Help him. Help him. 05:49:38.740 --> 05:49:39.740 Help him. 05:49:39.740 --> 05:49:40.740 Let's get this guy. 05:49:40.740 --> 05:49:41.740 I don't want him. 05:49:41.740 --> 05:49:42.740 Nice. 05:49:42.740 --> 05:49:43.740 Perfect. 05:49:43.740 --> 05:49:45.740 I'm such a carry. 05:49:45.740 --> 05:49:46.740 I'm such a carry. 05:49:46.740 --> 05:49:47.740 You suck, Mooda. 05:49:47.740 --> 05:49:48.740 You fucking suck. 05:49:48.740 --> 05:49:49.740 Okay. 05:49:49.740 --> 05:49:51.740 Okay 05:49:52.500 --> 05:49:58.020 I didn't feed your mid laner, I killed your echo you dumb ass kid be grateful I'm even on your team 05:50:00.380 --> 05:50:02.380 Let's let's get 05:50:03.060 --> 05:50:08.180 Jingsy jingsy jingsy I want you to get Krugs you're gonna bubble six then you're gonna get dragon 05:50:08.500 --> 05:50:09.900 Muda Muda listen 05:50:09.900 --> 05:50:14.100 I don't give a fuck if you're gonna get an e-murism or a stoker an epileptic seizure 05:50:14.100 --> 05:50:17.660 You're asked about my fucking dragon when jingsy's done with this Krugs 05:50:19.740 --> 05:50:21.740 Dragon fuck you 05:50:31.660 --> 05:50:33.660 Okay 05:50:34.180 --> 05:50:40.340 Now you're gonna get six soon. Okay. Okay. You're six. Okay. You're six first. No, no, no, no, he's gonna all in you 05:50:40.340 --> 05:50:46.580 Okay, Jain see um, maybe look but but but but but but yeah, okay, so Jain see I want to press W now press 05:50:46.580 --> 05:50:50.100 I'll be down this is easy. Okay now going on this 05:50:55.380 --> 05:50:59.180 Nice you don't have to alter okay, it's fine. Okay nice. Go dragon go dragon 05:51:10.380 --> 05:51:11.900 That's what I like to see 05:51:11.900 --> 05:51:18.300 Okay, that's it. Okay, now no dragon. No flash all on a moment. Fuck his flash. I'm gonna fuck about it. We want dragon mood 05:51:18.300 --> 05:51:22.960 I'm gonna get three games right here. Drag it right here. Drag it right here. I go fight them. I don't just like them 05:51:22.960 --> 05:51:25.820 Forget about the dragon. Okay, Jason. You can turn 05:51:26.460 --> 05:51:29.560 Turn turn turn turn. We go for this. Walk up to him. Walk up to him. You got this 05:51:33.460 --> 05:51:35.460 Okay, this is good, this is good 05:51:36.660 --> 05:51:38.660 Nice 05:52:08.660 --> 05:52:10.660 You can just back off. This is good. 05:52:10.660 --> 05:52:12.020 Very good. Very good. 05:52:12.020 --> 05:52:13.620 Sniaghan won the recall, Jyncey. 05:52:13.620 --> 05:52:15.460 Coach the crashing. Coach the crashing. I'm dead. 05:52:15.460 --> 05:52:16.260 No, you're good. 05:52:16.260 --> 05:52:18.660 Very good rotation. Very nice. 05:52:18.660 --> 05:52:19.700 Jyncey, just back him in the call. 05:52:19.700 --> 05:52:21.460 You like that though? You like that rotation by my student? 05:52:21.460 --> 05:52:23.140 You like that shit, you motherfucker? 05:52:23.140 --> 05:52:24.980 Do you like that kill, you pussy? 05:52:24.980 --> 05:52:26.020 He gets one J. 05:52:26.020 --> 05:52:27.940 He gets one dungeon, bitch! 05:52:30.180 --> 05:52:32.100 He can't, no cannon for one time. 05:52:32.100 --> 05:52:34.020 If you make a mistake for that play. 05:52:34.580 --> 05:52:36.420 Okay, Jyncey, go to the boobuff. 05:52:36.420 --> 05:52:37.620 You want the boobuff now. 05:52:37.620 --> 05:52:38.660 Talk to Bot Folklare. 05:52:38.660 --> 05:52:39.420 Fucking loser. 05:52:39.420 --> 05:52:41.080 I should know, go to the bot, this is fine. 05:52:41.080 --> 05:52:42.780 Bot to talk Folklare, Bot to talk Folklare. 05:52:42.780 --> 05:52:43.660 I am the carry. 05:52:43.660 --> 05:52:44.760 You should speak to me. 05:52:44.760 --> 05:52:45.460 Mooda, you should speak to me. 05:52:45.460 --> 05:52:45.960 Freeze. 05:52:45.960 --> 05:52:47.120 I am the carry. 05:52:47.120 --> 05:52:49.060 Freeze. 05:52:49.060 --> 05:52:50.120 Now, Jengzee, listen. 05:52:50.120 --> 05:52:52.920 We're going to have to spiritually overwhelm Mooda 05:52:52.920 --> 05:52:55.960 if we want to take down his resistances to giving you gold. 05:52:55.960 --> 05:52:57.120 Very good, Mooda. 05:52:57.120 --> 05:52:58.660 So we're going to do Jengzee. 05:52:58.660 --> 05:53:01.460 While you're farming, I want you to hold your left hand 05:53:01.460 --> 05:53:04.000 on your brain and try to channel energy 05:53:04.000 --> 05:53:05.900 to make Mooda submit to your will 05:53:05.900 --> 05:53:06.820 while you're Folklareing. 05:53:06.820 --> 05:53:07.320 Do it. 05:53:07.320 --> 05:53:10.600 What type of phytonic energy is this? 05:53:10.600 --> 05:53:11.600 Yes! 05:53:11.600 --> 05:53:12.600 Yes! 05:53:12.600 --> 05:53:13.600 Like that! 05:53:13.600 --> 05:53:14.600 Good! 05:53:14.600 --> 05:53:15.600 Yes! 05:53:15.600 --> 05:53:16.600 In the motherfucker's season! 05:53:16.600 --> 05:53:17.600 Carefuls W, careful. 05:53:17.600 --> 05:53:18.600 What? 05:53:18.600 --> 05:53:19.600 I mean, can you look for a gangmate? 05:53:19.600 --> 05:53:20.600 On the screen! 05:53:20.600 --> 05:53:21.600 No, I don't want you to die. 05:53:21.600 --> 05:53:22.600 It's a fire student! 05:53:22.600 --> 05:53:23.600 Yeah, get away, get away! 05:53:23.600 --> 05:53:24.600 Listen, take the weight back! 05:53:24.600 --> 05:53:25.600 Oh, get off! 05:53:25.600 --> 05:53:26.600 I have my... 05:53:26.600 --> 05:53:28.600 Can you look for a gank mid? 05:53:28.600 --> 05:53:30.600 No, I don't want to die. 05:53:30.600 --> 05:53:32.600 It's a player student. 05:53:32.600 --> 05:53:34.600 Take the wave. 05:53:34.600 --> 05:53:36.600 I have my... 05:53:36.600 --> 05:53:38.600 Killed? 05:53:38.600 --> 05:53:40.600 Take the wave. 05:53:40.600 --> 05:53:42.600 Take everything. 05:53:42.600 --> 05:53:44.600 Okay, nice. Now go for our mobs. 05:53:44.600 --> 05:53:46.600 For our mobs. 05:53:46.600 --> 05:53:48.600 Okay, careful, careful, careful. Just take the play and that's it. 05:53:48.600 --> 05:53:50.600 Take the play, yep, and go back. 05:53:50.600 --> 05:53:52.600 Okay, just get the wave now. 05:53:52.600 --> 05:53:54.600 Two, three, the whole wave, okay? 05:53:54.600 --> 05:53:58.640 the whole way okay there you go not w there you go okay now jinx you listen 05:53:58.640 --> 05:54:04.400 wolves blue and grump muda if you ever steal a kill again we're gonna send out 05:54:04.400 --> 05:54:11.120 more of our spiritual energy I'm gonna do it too I don't care I don't care you 05:54:11.120 --> 05:54:15.240 from three times this game I'm keeping fucking counts bro that's gonna be a 05:54:15.240 --> 05:54:19.920 jinx these pocket if you disagree one more chaos drew leaven's gonna send the 05:54:19.920 --> 05:54:23.360 black fans I'm not students on welfare he has no gold right now he doesn't have 05:54:23.360 --> 05:54:27.200 many of the kills you took his wings okay then if he doesn't have any gold then 05:54:27.200 --> 05:54:34.400 let Jinxy get it so he can invest into Blackrock. He has four kills! Bro you're mad greedy. No, 05:54:34.400 --> 05:54:39.440 Hums listen it's not greedy. Jinxy's the main character you would never give the 05:54:39.440 --> 05:54:44.400 NPCs in Skyrim the sort of oblivion would you? Same thing in League. Well Muta is 05:54:44.400 --> 05:54:51.440 the chosen one he needs the gold too. Go for it! Go for it! 05:54:51.440 --> 05:54:53.440 look man look man look man you can bite this 05:54:53.440 --> 05:54:55.440 I couldn't at all 05:54:55.440 --> 05:54:57.440 I swear about it if you can 05:54:57.440 --> 05:54:59.440 go go go 05:54:59.440 --> 05:55:01.440 ok take the wave take the wave 05:55:01.440 --> 05:55:03.440 you fucking piece of shit 05:55:03.440 --> 05:55:05.440 you fucking piece of shit 05:55:05.440 --> 05:55:07.440 eq eq mura eq 05:55:07.440 --> 05:55:09.440 Allah 05:55:09.440 --> 05:55:11.440 10 years later 05:55:11.440 --> 05:55:13.440 take the kind of the crab and then take the wave 05:55:13.440 --> 05:55:15.440 the next wave 05:55:15.440 --> 05:55:17.440 the next wave is the canyon wave so we're gonna take that from him 05:55:17.440 --> 05:55:19.440 yes sir 05:55:19.440 --> 05:55:23.200 Listen, I'm your brain you do when I say something just do it don't think just do 05:55:24.800 --> 05:55:27.960 Yeah, go by God. This is good. This is good. Okay, go on 05:55:32.480 --> 05:55:34.480 That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That was W. That was W. E 05:55:36.320 --> 05:55:38.320 Just back off just back off 05:55:39.280 --> 05:55:41.280 We call it we call get better in case 05:55:41.880 --> 05:55:43.880 Very nice 05:55:44.200 --> 05:55:46.440 How do you miss every single fucking cannon? 05:55:46.440 --> 05:55:51.000 I'm the terrorist you miss every single fucking cannon 05:55:52.040 --> 05:55:55.660 Jinksy look at how bad their coaching relationship is 05:56:00.680 --> 05:56:05.880 Jinksy Hums, let me tell you it's a student gap every time I tell Jinksy do anything 05:56:05.880 --> 05:56:10.200 He does it and he never forgets it ever. I know damn one murders 05:56:10.200 --> 05:56:14.840 I know his fucking desks outside the classroom. He doesn't listen to his teacher. What like why are you here? 05:56:14.840 --> 05:56:20.240 Yeah, but why don't be with a why are you here man? No, like he's staying mid just go be 05:56:22.720 --> 05:56:24.720 I fucking hate you guys 05:56:26.240 --> 05:56:32.680 Why you I said don't be mood aha, you're not listening listen, bro. Let's yeah, no 05:56:34.760 --> 05:56:36.760 I've been greedy 05:56:36.880 --> 05:56:41.120 Yeah, so we're gonna do first though. Okay, mood. Are you not recalling anymore? We need you on track 05:56:41.120 --> 05:56:45.760 You have to go by 5.5 he's in a 1.5. He needs to reset. He's gonna lose 05:56:46.800 --> 05:56:48.800 Well, listen just just listen 05:56:49.160 --> 05:56:53.480 That's good. Now you spent all your gold. Okay, go for this. Let's take drag. Let's take drag 05:56:53.480 --> 05:56:55.480 Let's take drag together and take drag 05:56:55.480 --> 05:57:01.160 Jinx, let's work together and take drag. Okay, motherfucker. Okay, Jinx back up. You don't want to rock up your end. I back up back up 05:57:02.720 --> 05:57:08.140 We're gonna go to them fast try to go for them. Look what's happening. What are they by virgins? I didn't know that 05:57:08.140 --> 05:57:10.140 Fuck you, Muma. I can't fight that. 05:57:10.140 --> 05:57:12.140 Why is the Muma allowed to pull me in? 05:57:12.140 --> 05:57:14.140 Wait, wait, wait. Look, just look. Just look. Just look. See what's happening. 05:57:14.140 --> 05:57:16.140 Okay, you can't. You can't, you can't, you can't. 05:57:16.140 --> 05:57:18.140 What are we going? You can't. Go back in it. 05:57:18.140 --> 05:57:21.140 I know a Muma could just pull me in to like, Diddy's Chamber, okay? 05:57:21.140 --> 05:57:23.140 Yeah, he pushed me in. 05:57:23.140 --> 05:57:26.140 You know Wonder Ludwig made this. God damn it, Ludwig. 05:57:27.140 --> 05:57:30.140 Okay, so now listen, GenC, 05:57:30.140 --> 05:57:32.140 Out of base, you walk straight to that dragon. 05:57:32.140 --> 05:57:35.140 Muda, you better be on that dragon, like Exxon Toast. 05:57:35.140 --> 05:57:37.140 They're already on it. They're already on it, though. 05:58:07.140 --> 05:58:08.340 I guess I didn't tell you bro. 05:58:08.340 --> 05:58:08.840 He's dead. 05:58:08.840 --> 05:58:09.340 Don't move. 05:58:09.340 --> 05:58:09.840 No. 05:58:09.840 --> 05:58:12.040 Hums, Hums, I'll coach, bro. 05:58:12.040 --> 05:58:12.640 I'll coach. 05:58:12.640 --> 05:58:14.440 He's, no, no, no. 05:58:14.440 --> 05:58:16.140 The guy standing still recalling. 05:58:16.140 --> 05:58:18.240 He missed an ER while he was recalling. 05:58:18.240 --> 05:58:19.140 Hums, Hums. 05:58:19.140 --> 05:58:19.640 How? 05:58:19.640 --> 05:58:20.640 I can't feast that. 05:58:20.640 --> 05:58:21.840 I can't feast that. 05:58:21.840 --> 05:58:24.640 Your job as a coach, your job as a coach 05:58:24.640 --> 05:58:26.840 is to make your student feel like God, 05:58:26.840 --> 05:58:29.140 even if he does the most horrendous play ever. 05:58:29.140 --> 05:58:32.640 You should be making, make dick-sucking sounds for him, Hums. 05:58:32.640 --> 05:58:33.640 You need to. 05:58:33.640 --> 05:58:34.640 I don't know. 05:58:34.640 --> 05:58:35.640 I don't know. 05:58:35.640 --> 05:58:39.480 Ok, listen, Mudo, you have your board, you have your spike, can you make things sound 05:58:39.480 --> 05:58:40.480 right now please? 05:58:40.480 --> 05:58:42.480 Mudo, I do that for you. 05:58:42.480 --> 05:58:49.480 Alright, I know, listen, Jinxie, what we're going to do is, we're going to go back to 05:58:49.480 --> 05:58:50.480 our coaching apprentice. 05:58:50.480 --> 05:58:51.480 Yup, exactly. 05:58:51.480 --> 05:58:52.960 I do that for you, Mudo. 05:58:52.960 --> 05:58:57.160 Ok, so now listen, Jinxie, you're going to look for the Raptors after the Raptors, I'm 05:58:57.160 --> 05:58:58.160 going to want you to sit there. 05:58:58.160 --> 05:58:59.160 No, ok, I'm bored. 05:58:59.160 --> 05:59:03.160 Then you go, roll the scrump and then play on the crab. 05:59:03.160 --> 05:59:05.160 Got it. 05:59:05.160 --> 05:59:12.320 All right, this is free now. This is free now. You're going wolves. Okay guys, listen lift held up in 20 seconds 05:59:12.320 --> 05:59:17.680 We need to all be on this shit. Okay. Well, you can always fight here. You're very strong. Remember 05:59:19.960 --> 05:59:21.960 What if you're not on ripped herald, I'm calling through 05:59:24.760 --> 05:59:26.760 Okay 05:59:30.760 --> 05:59:32.760 I wanted to look on the herald, okay 05:59:32.760 --> 05:59:33.600 Okay, yeah. 05:59:34.500 --> 05:59:37.080 Try to EQ if you can. 05:59:37.080 --> 05:59:39.320 All right, so now you just got this? 05:59:39.320 --> 05:59:40.160 Free Herald now. 05:59:40.160 --> 05:59:41.640 Same as, same as, same as, same as. 05:59:41.640 --> 05:59:42.480 Let him walk up. 05:59:42.480 --> 05:59:44.120 If he walks up, then you EQ, okay? 05:59:44.120 --> 05:59:45.120 EQ. 05:59:45.120 --> 05:59:46.520 You don't need to EQ through, just look for trades. 05:59:46.520 --> 05:59:48.480 No, Jinxie, the problem right now is that 05:59:48.480 --> 05:59:51.360 Mude is depressed, so we need to fill up his confidence. 05:59:51.360 --> 05:59:53.640 That way later, we can flame him again, 05:59:53.640 --> 05:59:55.800 and then he's gonna give us more energy. 05:59:55.800 --> 05:59:57.840 So we need to focus on complimenting him 05:59:57.840 --> 05:59:59.120 after this Herald, okay? 06:00:00.240 --> 06:00:01.400 Okay. 06:00:01.400 --> 06:00:02.240 All right. 06:00:02.240 --> 06:00:06.920 He it's okay easy. He's all pretty good. Get this now finish it 06:00:10.040 --> 06:00:12.600 Pessie Pessie now get the eye get the eye. Oh 06:00:14.880 --> 06:00:18.440 My god, you you if they get there kill it does kill them 06:00:19.480 --> 06:00:23.080 Every night like imagine if you were just there on nice God 06:00:23.080 --> 06:00:26.660 You're such a worthless piece of shit imagine if you were there on time none of us dying 06:00:26.660 --> 06:00:28.960 We auto win God you are so bad 06:00:28.960 --> 06:00:30.960 You're so bad! 06:00:30.960 --> 06:00:34.960 I have a lane, so worry about... 06:00:34.960 --> 06:00:36.960 Fuck! 06:00:38.960 --> 06:00:40.960 Stryed Baker, do we look on plated steel caps? 06:00:40.960 --> 06:00:42.960 Yeah, just look for steel caps. 06:00:42.960 --> 06:00:46.960 Yeah, get that, and then buy the, uh, buy the Titanic Hydra components. 06:00:48.960 --> 06:00:50.960 What do you do here now? 06:00:50.960 --> 06:00:52.960 Okay. 06:00:52.960 --> 06:00:54.960 Good, very good. 06:00:54.960 --> 06:00:57.960 Ping your, ping your ball and go mid lane now. Now you need to go bot lane. 06:00:57.960 --> 06:01:02.840 okay so listen this is what we're gonna do okay look for the uh krugs after the 06:01:02.840 --> 06:01:07.240 krugs i wanted to look on the bot gank all right yes yes he can actually look 06:01:07.240 --> 06:01:11.320 now though he got so now they're over sending okay never mind uh yeah look now 06:01:11.320 --> 06:01:15.080 let's see press i'll be press i'll be running going going going she's gonna 06:01:15.080 --> 06:01:21.400 she's gonna go up yep yep still a kill jason still a kill no very good 06:01:21.400 --> 06:01:22.400 They got him, push. 06:01:22.400 --> 06:01:24.200 Okay, keep chasing, keep chasing. 06:01:24.200 --> 06:01:25.600 This is free. 06:01:25.600 --> 06:01:26.100 Fuuuuck! 06:01:26.100 --> 06:01:27.600 Very good, very good. 06:01:27.600 --> 06:01:28.900 How did I not steal that? 06:01:28.900 --> 06:01:29.500 How did I not steal that? 06:01:29.500 --> 06:01:31.500 It's fine, spend the cannons, my cannons, my cannons. 06:01:31.500 --> 06:01:33.600 Fuck. 06:01:33.600 --> 06:01:34.400 What, are you just going mid lane? 06:01:34.400 --> 06:01:35.300 Okay, listen. 06:01:35.300 --> 06:01:37.900 Jynxy, Jynxy, take the Crablet, smite it. 06:01:37.900 --> 06:01:39.300 Mood is going to try stealing it from you. 06:01:39.300 --> 06:01:41.200 Smite it, smite, smite! 06:01:41.200 --> 06:01:41.900 Good. 06:01:41.900 --> 06:01:43.000 Okay, now go take mid. 06:01:43.000 --> 06:01:44.600 I should have fucking broken. 06:01:44.600 --> 06:01:45.400 Go take mid. 06:01:45.400 --> 06:01:47.300 Now, now go, go, go, kill Akko. 06:01:47.300 --> 06:01:48.400 Kill Akko, this is free. 06:01:48.400 --> 06:01:49.400 Yes, of course, yes, of course. 06:01:49.400 --> 06:01:50.400 Yup, running down. 06:01:50.400 --> 06:01:53.520 Go in! Mooda, go in! What the fuck?! 06:01:53.520 --> 06:01:55.360 Oh... Oh... 06:01:55.360 --> 06:01:57.120 Take the cannon, take the cannon, boy, fight! 06:01:57.120 --> 06:01:57.840 Okay, that's fine. 06:01:57.840 --> 06:01:58.340 Nice. 06:01:58.340 --> 06:01:59.160 Alright, so now... 06:01:59.160 --> 06:02:00.720 Mooda, we're doing a minion you've worked with, piece of... 06:02:00.720 --> 06:02:02.320 No, I wasn't. I have fucking ulted. 06:02:02.320 --> 06:02:05.200 No, no, to be fair, my client was trying to get his Q3, 06:02:05.200 --> 06:02:06.760 but he could have been a little bit faster. 06:02:06.760 --> 06:02:07.960 He's just a little bit slow. 06:02:07.960 --> 06:02:08.520 So listen... 06:02:08.520 --> 06:02:09.440 He has extra time. 06:02:09.440 --> 06:02:10.320 Well, we're gonna do now. 06:02:10.320 --> 06:02:11.040 Jinxie. 06:02:11.040 --> 06:02:11.840 Raptors? 06:02:11.840 --> 06:02:12.640 Wolf's Gromp? 06:02:12.640 --> 06:02:13.240 Raptor? 06:02:13.240 --> 06:02:14.840 We're gonna look on the dragon. 06:02:14.840 --> 06:02:17.400 Mooda, remember, we can't win trade in this scenario, 06:02:17.400 --> 06:02:19.840 so we're gonna have to think about these shadows pervade. 06:02:19.840 --> 06:02:21.840 I 06:02:24.840 --> 06:02:30.300 Okay, so now wolves you know what fuck it mooda dragon now we need you on it 06:02:34.300 --> 06:02:40.800 Okay dragon after turret yes, yes, yes, yes now go dragon after turret mooda or I will have 06:02:49.840 --> 06:02:52.480 be below you guys okay they're right there you guys in turn you guys to turn 06:02:52.480 --> 06:02:57.640 what a turn turn turn yeah and then hold cue hold cue hey some chase him 06:02:57.640 --> 06:03:01.240 drinksy chase him yeah you know what I do don't you dare don't you there don't 06:03:01.240 --> 06:03:05.840 you there they give me give me give me all right now get back now get back 06:03:05.840 --> 06:03:08.440 yo teach him how to dive teach him how to dive teach him how to dive okay you 06:03:08.440 --> 06:03:12.960 guys both dive in dive in dive in don't dive don't listen to hums hums is wrong 06:03:12.960 --> 06:03:14.960 go take drag 06:03:16.200 --> 06:03:20.200 Nice mood off you need him so now go for the dragon 06:03:25.600 --> 06:03:30.420 Alright there we go that's what we like to see back to back wins now we're in winners queue 06:03:34.080 --> 06:03:36.080 Oh god 06:03:36.080 --> 06:03:38.780 Jinxy, just go on the dragon, you're fine. 06:03:38.780 --> 06:03:39.780 Just smile at him. 06:03:39.780 --> 06:03:41.780 Just smile at that motherfucker! 06:03:41.780 --> 06:03:43.780 Hold your Q! 06:03:43.780 --> 06:03:46.780 Yo, Muda, put a sock in it, Jin. 06:03:48.780 --> 06:03:50.780 Okay, now Jinxy. 06:03:50.780 --> 06:03:52.780 Yo, it's cute. Hold it. 06:03:52.780 --> 06:03:54.780 Okay, that's fine. 06:03:54.780 --> 06:03:55.780 Okay, so now listen. 06:03:55.780 --> 06:03:57.780 Jinxy, go for the boobop here, okay? 06:03:57.780 --> 06:04:00.780 After the boobop, you're going to recall by your items. 06:04:00.780 --> 06:04:02.780 Muda, back up. 06:04:02.780 --> 06:04:04.780 I don't know, statement, statement, what a statement. 06:04:04.780 --> 06:04:08.660 You push white pressure white pressure you bought a real thing. Can you look? 06:04:11.300 --> 06:04:13.300 Look what's happening? 06:04:19.980 --> 06:04:21.980 Yes 06:04:22.220 --> 06:04:27.780 Yeah, but you need to look brother look how we're gonna see what's happening. We're not gonna look okay, so Jinxie 06:04:27.780 --> 06:04:32.060 Bye shit. I'm at least sorry that you're coaching us back. I need to listen to me 06:04:32.060 --> 06:04:34.060 What do we want? 06:04:34.060 --> 06:04:36.060 Have I ever trained in the wrong way? 06:04:36.060 --> 06:04:38.060 Have I ever trained you? No! 06:04:38.060 --> 06:04:40.060 Listen! 06:04:40.060 --> 06:04:42.060 I'm genuinely getting a fucking mo- 06:04:42.060 --> 06:04:44.060 I mean, I'm getting fucking mo- 06:04:44.060 --> 06:04:46.060 Yo, should I report you? 06:04:46.060 --> 06:04:48.060 Go by, go by, go by! 06:04:48.060 --> 06:04:50.060 Here you go, bye! 06:04:50.060 --> 06:04:52.060 Hey, Jamesy, go! 06:04:52.060 --> 06:04:54.060 If Yone wasn't my friend, would I still report him? 06:04:54.060 --> 06:04:56.060 He's doing good! 06:04:56.060 --> 06:04:58.060 No, no, he's actually doing good here! 06:04:58.060 --> 06:05:00.060 He's doing good! 06:05:00.060 --> 06:05:03.860 You're gonna want to look on the blue after blue you're gonna look on crap, okay? 06:05:05.160 --> 06:05:08.940 What are your your billies cuz if I didn't know this guy would have reported in four games 06:05:10.980 --> 06:05:16.100 On that five and fifteen games you would have been reported. No, I'm gonna be honest. I'm pretty sure you're actually dead 06:05:16.700 --> 06:05:18.540 What do you want five and fifteen? 06:05:18.540 --> 06:05:24.060 Yes, I'm a yes. Yes, you went five fifteen coach. Was that your fault coach? You're like a miracle worker right now. I 06:05:24.860 --> 06:05:28.740 Don't fuck people five fifteen be honest. Was it your fault? Yes, it was this fault. Yes 06:05:28.740 --> 06:05:31.740 Yes, yes, you went 5-5-5 to get to Iron Midlaner. 06:05:31.740 --> 06:05:32.740 Yes. 06:05:32.740 --> 06:05:33.740 No, but he was smurfing. 06:05:33.740 --> 06:05:35.740 A lot of smurfs against Muta, he says. 06:05:35.740 --> 06:05:37.740 He says every game people are smurfing. 06:05:37.740 --> 06:05:39.740 That's his get out of the jail free car. 06:05:39.740 --> 06:05:41.740 Yeah, look man, look man. 06:05:41.740 --> 06:05:43.740 You have your alt top, this is a free fight. 06:05:43.740 --> 06:05:44.740 What, an ER? 06:05:44.740 --> 06:05:45.740 Yeah, an ER. 06:05:45.740 --> 06:05:46.740 Shot away. 06:05:46.740 --> 06:05:47.740 Shot away. 06:05:47.740 --> 06:05:48.740 Alright, go for this, go for this. 06:05:48.740 --> 06:05:49.740 Nice. 06:05:49.740 --> 06:05:50.740 Every time you want. 06:05:50.740 --> 06:05:52.740 Stun the kill, stun the kill, stun the kill. 06:05:52.740 --> 06:05:53.740 Nice. 06:05:53.740 --> 06:05:56.740 You mother fucker. 06:06:26.740 --> 06:06:31.600 We're gonna look for a reset first for massage then you're gonna walk me, okay? 06:06:34.500 --> 06:06:37.560 This is free no, what are you doing? 06:06:39.940 --> 06:06:43.820 Why the fuck has your student been in place for 30 seconds? 06:06:48.460 --> 06:06:55.000 JC he's been in base for 35 seconds. I kid you know he probably refunded this item like seven times 06:06:55.000 --> 06:06:58.560 I don't know how he did that shit are you useless are you my god? 06:06:58.560 --> 06:07:02.760 I have a 300 gold body on my head. I'm doing good. I want to do a CS with my midlaner 85 CS 06:07:02.760 --> 06:07:06.560 I'm the league copy my mid chair. Shut the fuck up wait. I couldn't hear you cuz I have more CS 06:07:06.560 --> 06:07:08.560 I don't know what the fuck the math is doing. 06:07:08.560 --> 06:07:10.560 I don't know what the fuck the math is doing. 06:07:10.560 --> 06:07:12.560 I don't know what the fuck the math is doing. 06:07:12.560 --> 06:07:14.560 I don't know what the fuck the math is doing. 06:07:14.560 --> 06:07:16.560 Alright, Jinxen. 06:07:16.560 --> 06:07:18.560 Jinxen. 06:07:18.560 --> 06:07:20.560 Now look for the red. 06:07:20.560 --> 06:07:22.560 Yeah, there you go. 06:07:22.560 --> 06:07:24.560 I'll be you. 06:07:24.560 --> 06:07:26.560 Okay, go on. Nice. 06:07:26.560 --> 06:07:28.560 I did it. 06:07:28.560 --> 06:07:30.560 I did it. 06:07:30.560 --> 06:07:32.560 You guys are end the game here. 06:07:32.560 --> 06:07:34.560 Yep, ER. 06:07:34.560 --> 06:07:38.040 There you go, now take the inhibitor and then you guys just hit the turrets and you win. 06:07:38.040 --> 06:07:39.540 Easy as fuck. 06:07:40.040 --> 06:07:40.840 Good shit. 06:07:40.840 --> 06:07:42.040 We're gonna wait for him anyway. 06:07:44.040 --> 06:07:46.040 Kill him, kill him, we're gonna kill him, we'll be scared. 06:07:46.960 --> 06:07:47.960 There you go. 06:07:49.880 --> 06:07:50.680 Wait, I remember what's on me, how do I- 06:07:50.680 --> 06:07:54.240 Wait, back up, I know this one. Back up, don't tank. Good. 06:07:54.560 --> 06:07:57.040 Go to Diver, I wanna see you Diver, go. Diver. 06:07:58.640 --> 06:08:01.040 Alright, now you can just walk up and end the game. You're good. 06:08:01.040 --> 06:08:04.660 Even if you die the game ends so it's show 06:08:05.540 --> 06:08:09.560 the shit yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, more more kills 06:08:13.160 --> 06:08:19.960 More kills more of this you are worthless. Holy shit. Get in the back get in the backpack like it's a shit saying like I don't know 06:08:19.960 --> 06:08:25.400 I'm gonna say one more. Maybe one maybe one maybe one 15k damage 06:08:25.760 --> 06:08:27.960 15k damage in a 40 minute 06:08:27.960 --> 06:08:32.640 Wait, Jengzee, Jengzee, you remember last game when Muda was making fun of your damage? 06:08:32.640 --> 06:08:34.140 Look at the comparison now. 06:08:34.140 --> 06:08:38.180 Yeah, Muda, like, I'm legitimately curious, bro. 06:08:38.180 --> 06:08:40.320 Like, what the fuck you do all game? 06:08:40.320 --> 06:08:41.320 I'm not even kidding. 06:08:41.320 --> 06:08:45.320 You also hinted me when I died on Reptaro, and then you came three minutes late. 06:08:45.320 --> 06:08:49.040 Like, I should even have five deaths, you piece of shit. 06:08:49.040 --> 06:08:54.120 I'm gonna fucking lose my fucking mind, bro. 06:08:54.120 --> 06:08:56.600 Like I invited my coach in here, and I got worse. 06:08:56.600 --> 06:08:58.600 Can someone tell me how I 06:09:13.640 --> 06:09:19.360 Did you did you unadjing see no, I thought you love incendiary black vans 06:09:21.200 --> 06:09:23.200 Because you're not his friends those anymore 06:09:23.200 --> 06:09:28.040 That would have been what is this game you how to react fast you're not you're not being react like we act 06:09:33.400 --> 06:09:36.720 On one week coach time on another you coach. I don't give a fucking idea 06:09:40.880 --> 06:09:42.960 How do I want you one jimsy fuck you 06:09:44.080 --> 06:09:48.160 It doesn't make sense anyway, that's like a point guard will be willing to center basketball join the game 06:09:48.160 --> 06:09:50.160 I 06:10:01.480 --> 06:10:06.560 Click on the game now right click on his name. I'm such a hard carry. What's up? Yeah, right click on the same 06:10:07.480 --> 06:10:08.560 Oh 06:10:08.560 --> 06:10:14.280 Wait, no, no one so click on your cog wheel. It's so clock cog wheel top right cog wheel top right 06:10:14.280 --> 06:10:21.280 You can't send my friend across cuz he's bought so click with his block list. No, you could it could it's that that's it right? 06:10:21.840 --> 06:10:27.480 She's another MVP. Yeah, okay. You're gonna right click in you profile. Okay. There you go. You're getting off 06:10:28.320 --> 06:10:30.840 Why does the MVP like that is there an issue? 06:10:33.200 --> 06:10:37.560 You are the worst fucking player guys we can't 1v1 I'm jungler and he's mid lane 06:10:37.560 --> 06:10:41.160 It's like a point guard won't be wanting a center and basketball all we can really do is just look at the stats 06:10:41.160 --> 06:10:44.000 One was good to be to one day then I should be to one day 06:10:44.440 --> 06:10:46.440 I 06:10:46.680 --> 06:10:50.400 Won't be one you if you want to hop on enemy jungler. I won't be one you every day the week 06:10:55.080 --> 06:10:56.920 What if you play 06:10:56.920 --> 06:11:03.440 Yone and then Muda plays Warwick, I see how you guys do yeah, I don't like that idea 06:11:03.440 --> 06:11:05.440 I don't like that idea either. 06:11:05.440 --> 06:11:07.440 Well, you should like that idea. 06:11:07.440 --> 06:11:09.440 That's your favorite for you. 06:11:09.440 --> 06:11:11.440 Yeah, you can range me. You idiot. 06:11:11.440 --> 06:11:13.440 Yeah, I want to be earning your fatball. 06:11:13.440 --> 06:11:15.440 You can range me. 06:11:15.440 --> 06:11:19.440 Wait, Muta actually plays a harder champion to be fair. 06:11:19.440 --> 06:11:21.440 No, he does it. Okay, that's delusional. 06:11:21.440 --> 06:11:23.440 If anything, Moritz... 06:11:23.440 --> 06:11:25.440 He does. He does. 06:11:25.440 --> 06:11:27.440 Okay, Hamza, are you ready to get destroyed? 06:11:27.440 --> 06:11:29.440 How many Yone Yasuo 2-tricks are there in Challenger? 06:11:29.440 --> 06:11:31.440 Probably a lot. 06:11:31.440 --> 06:11:36.800 Okay, how many work one tricks other and challenger not that many but that doesn't mean no 06:11:40.800 --> 06:11:47.080 Argument dismantled instantly my champion is less effective than yours. No, it's just people how you know don't play 06:11:47.080 --> 06:11:53.500 You're just gonna plateau. Yeah, but I don't they play it cuz it's not a good champion exactly argument dismantled 06:11:53.680 --> 06:11:59.840 No, but that doesn't mean the champion is a more skillful my client plays a skillful champion ain't that right? 06:11:59.840 --> 06:12:03.600 You're telling you're crying for us 35 minutes that he has AIDS 06:12:04.120 --> 06:12:10.000 Yeah, because he doesn't listen to me. Yeah, any flashes on top of himself twice. That is true 06:12:10.000 --> 06:12:11.840 You are ass that flashes mood 06:12:11.840 --> 06:12:15.580 It's not not not not now mood us that is kind of true 06:12:16.000 --> 06:12:22.800 But you guys look good mechanics. Yeah, I hate my fucking coach. I hate my coach 06:12:23.680 --> 06:12:27.780 I'm gonna mood up mood up. Hold on. Let's ask you what why do you feel that way? 06:12:27.780 --> 06:12:31.720 Because every time I make mistake he doesn't just he doesn't just correct me 06:12:31.820 --> 06:12:37.140 He disolves me and shit talks to me as well fucking stuff. Why am I support? Oh? 06:12:37.860 --> 06:12:41.940 No, that's from it after a minute. No way. He's got snipe 06:12:42.380 --> 06:12:45.300 No place support mood up place of work wait on yes 06:12:46.060 --> 06:12:51.360 Teach him how to play support for jungle make him play support the way I do why am I support? 06:12:51.360 --> 06:12:58.380 That's what's happening. No, make him play support bro. You're a coach make him support 06:12:58.380 --> 06:13:04.160 He doesn't know move them. Oh, you're talking top. It's good. It's good. This is fun. So I'm donating OTP 06:13:05.440 --> 06:13:09.520 No, but I think what happens is I'm having on how we own do not train 06:13:10.720 --> 06:13:13.440 Yo, they're fucking off. They're not 06:13:14.480 --> 06:13:18.000 Okay, yo, Jamesy, I have bad news for you, bro 06:13:18.000 --> 06:13:23.660 They you're team band to call me and the team band young mood is gonna be fucking first time in this game 06:13:26.340 --> 06:13:28.840 Okay, it's actually time Annie 06:13:30.280 --> 06:13:32.560 No, no, it's time for Annie got to lock in Annie 06:13:33.000 --> 06:13:37.620 Don't says any no, no, no, no, I fucking hold says Annie. You have to lock it in 06:13:40.560 --> 06:13:43.680 What up, what if you want to win you have to lock in Annie here 06:13:48.000 --> 06:13:49.000 Get on in, yeah. 06:13:49.000 --> 06:13:50.000 Wait, but he's top! 06:13:50.000 --> 06:13:52.360 Are we sure we want a fucking Annie top? 06:13:52.360 --> 06:13:55.360 Shit, better than him first time, I mean. 06:13:55.360 --> 06:13:56.860 Wait, why did you just go mouth fight? 06:13:56.860 --> 06:13:58.360 Make him go mouth fight. 06:13:58.360 --> 06:14:00.900 Well, he's not going to know what his ability to do. 06:14:00.900 --> 06:14:05.900 We have useless Annie, trust me, just F.A. 06:14:05.900 --> 06:14:06.900 No, no, what do you want to play? 06:14:06.900 --> 06:14:07.900 Who do you think you need? 06:14:07.900 --> 06:14:10.040 I don't even know what the fuck I could play. 06:14:10.040 --> 06:14:11.040 It's top lane. 06:14:11.040 --> 06:14:12.040 I've never played another character. 06:14:12.040 --> 06:14:13.040 Okay, you want to play? 06:14:13.040 --> 06:14:15.680 How about, how about, how about mouth fight or garen? 06:14:15.680 --> 06:14:17.960 Bo, shut the fuck up before I actually. 06:14:17.960 --> 06:14:20.800 Yeah, play Garen top. Play Garen. Play Garen. 06:14:20.800 --> 06:14:25.040 Play Garen. Play Garen top. No, no, no. No. 06:14:25.040 --> 06:14:26.600 No. Why? I got it. 06:14:26.600 --> 06:14:29.480 Bro, Muda! Muda, you're not faker, bro. 06:14:29.480 --> 06:14:31.160 We need you on the mouth fight this game. 06:14:31.160 --> 06:14:32.720 You know what I got? Bro, bro, bro, don't just... 06:14:32.720 --> 06:14:37.200 You know, he really watches a faker video after every single game yesterday? 06:14:37.200 --> 06:14:39.120 I kid you not. Really? 06:14:39.120 --> 06:14:41.040 Every game he plays, easy. 06:14:41.040 --> 06:14:42.680 Okay, I think... 06:14:42.680 --> 06:14:45.280 Wait, they watched the mouth fight. Oh, god. 06:14:45.280 --> 06:14:47.280 I'm so fucking walking 06:14:48.040 --> 06:14:53.840 Mooda it's time. Show me. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. It's time. You're the bunk. Oh, God 06:15:02.840 --> 06:15:07.440 Coach are they stream sniping or is this just a normal game? No, this is a normal game 06:15:07.440 --> 06:15:11.720 But the problem is that Mooda just walk in a child. Yeah, that's literally worthless 06:15:11.720 --> 06:15:19.680 And it's an assassin and you guys are versus four times. So he's first timing a worthless assassin versus four times for no reason 06:15:19.680 --> 06:15:23.080 Oh, I thought for take who's a tank is just balling in mouth 06:15:23.720 --> 06:15:26.280 Yeah, but dude, he won't be able to kill anyone else 06:15:27.040 --> 06:15:31.100 What are you talking about? The bunk is actually good in the mouth like how's he never get the Otoff? 06:15:32.560 --> 06:15:34.560 Okay, most of it happens 06:15:34.560 --> 06:15:38.740 Listen, I'll talk my chat is saying GG. No, no, no, no 06:15:38.740 --> 06:15:44.020 You're not gonna let me down here. Trust me. I will never let you scream. I fucking hate you 06:15:48.740 --> 06:15:52.440 You gotta listen to me, okay, so wait hold on guys before this 06:15:52.940 --> 06:15:55.980 No, no undo Doran's ring not blade 06:15:56.980 --> 06:16:01.500 Muda play this shit Muda. Tell us more about how you feel and why you feel this way 06:16:02.500 --> 06:16:04.500 Go on 06:16:08.740 --> 06:16:13.100 Oh my god, no Hums Hums they're gonna go see through the coaching 06:16:13.900 --> 06:16:20.180 But I'm hiding the map. I'm hiding the map. I don't I don't have to hide the map fully. I did I did completely 06:16:21.300 --> 06:16:26.020 Okay, let's go on them. Okay. What up always try to auto my welcome auto QM 06:16:26.660 --> 06:16:27.780 Yep 06:16:27.780 --> 06:16:29.780 skate your electric pump 06:16:30.420 --> 06:16:32.420 What's the hardy man is a fellow auto 06:16:33.380 --> 06:16:35.380 See I snapped your we can go on 06:16:35.380 --> 06:16:40.380 I hope you step on Legos. 06:16:40.380 --> 06:16:41.380 I don't know, wait for your level 3 man. 06:16:41.380 --> 06:16:42.380 Okay, so James, listen. 06:16:42.380 --> 06:16:45.380 You know the combos Q, W, E, you remember Moodle? 06:16:45.380 --> 06:16:47.380 I forgot, but I'll take it out. 06:16:47.380 --> 06:16:48.380 Wait, that's not the combo. 06:16:48.380 --> 06:16:49.380 Be careful, do not get poked down. 06:16:49.380 --> 06:16:51.380 How does the combos EQ W? 06:16:51.380 --> 06:16:54.380 Well, that's if he gets in range of the E. 06:16:54.380 --> 06:16:57.380 Isn't E's same range as Q? 06:16:57.380 --> 06:16:59.380 Like the thing is, he can be behind the minions. 06:16:59.380 --> 06:17:00.380 Moodle, last one. 06:17:00.380 --> 06:17:01.380 Ah, sure. 06:17:01.380 --> 06:17:02.380 Okay, so James, listen. 06:17:02.380 --> 06:17:03.380 Top to bottom, Folkler. 06:17:03.380 --> 06:17:07.540 clear this game is lava 06:17:08.380 --> 06:17:14.460 it's got his type seven six keep pushing we keep pushing if he walks up for 06:17:14.460 --> 06:17:17.740 that minions auto and kill him yeah keep on him oh no don't be scared wait 06:17:17.740 --> 06:17:22.900 jinx that just rise we're into the fucking ritual you we still have time 06:17:22.900 --> 06:17:28.900 right here we're gonna have to walk in here 06:17:28.900 --> 06:17:29.900 I'm W 06:17:30.900 --> 06:17:31.900 Welcome to W 06:17:31.900 --> 06:17:32.900 So now, listen, Jynxy 06:17:32.900 --> 06:17:33.900 Play for the Raptors 06:17:33.900 --> 06:17:35.900 After Raptors, finish on Folkler Botslide 06:17:35.900 --> 06:17:36.900 Let's go 06:17:37.900 --> 06:17:39.900 There you go, boom, you see that damage 06:17:39.900 --> 06:17:41.900 Boom, almost half his HP 06:17:42.900 --> 06:17:43.900 Always look for a QW 06:17:43.900 --> 06:17:44.900 Wave your W3 back up 06:17:44.900 --> 06:17:46.900 Actually, he's CS'ing right now, bro 06:17:46.900 --> 06:17:48.900 But you're missing auto attacks 06:17:48.900 --> 06:17:49.900 Just walk up and Q him 06:17:49.900 --> 06:17:50.900 Yeah, okay, now 06:17:50.900 --> 06:17:51.900 QW, E 06:17:51.900 --> 06:17:52.900 QW, E 06:17:52.900 --> 06:17:53.900 What up? 06:17:53.900 --> 06:17:55.900 So now, Jynxy, go for the Wolves 06:17:55.900 --> 06:17:57.900 And now we just play for the rest of Folkler 06:17:57.900 --> 06:18:00.540 That's perfect mudo perfect. No, no 06:18:01.380 --> 06:18:04.180 We'll change the walls walls walls walls. Okay now 06:18:05.140 --> 06:18:06.700 Get pop your pot 06:18:06.700 --> 06:18:13.420 And what the very good you get so now listen good walls after wolves we're gonna look for the blue integral 06:18:13.420 --> 06:18:18.860 It's gonna be a freebie here. You can auto him when he's under the turret so he doesn't so he didn't get our free minions 06:18:18.860 --> 06:18:22.020 No, I'm so your map's covered right cuz they're gonna. Yeah, I don't I don't know but I 06:18:22.420 --> 06:18:25.140 Everything's covered, but when doctor says it out loud, they know what you all 06:18:25.140 --> 06:18:31.820 okay so now listen you're gonna go for this here and then afterwards you're 06:18:31.820 --> 06:18:37.140 gonna go for the thing next to you last day mother last night you're gonna look 06:18:37.140 --> 06:18:44.700 for the okay to double and double your back I got you 06:18:44.700 --> 06:18:49.740 wait you know what I just realized what we didn't do the ritual and the time 06:18:49.740 --> 06:18:51.740 machine got muda 06:18:53.860 --> 06:18:57.340 Time machine is real that I repeat the time I wasn't 06:19:00.540 --> 06:19:04.580 Yeah, it's too late it's late it needs to be done while you're in queue and then 06:19:08.340 --> 06:19:11.720 Yep, okay, so now look at the crab 06:19:13.780 --> 06:19:15.780 So take this one then take the other one 06:19:15.780 --> 06:19:20.580 okay keep fighting it's fun keep hitting it 06:19:20.580 --> 06:19:25.260 what do i hear it twice okay i'll fight this fight this 06:19:25.260 --> 06:19:28.580 E nice Q keep fighting just keep fighting 06:19:28.580 --> 06:19:31.340 keep fighting keep fighting you win this you win this 06:19:31.340 --> 06:19:35.220 Q in two seconds nice we go we go we go we go 06:19:35.220 --> 06:19:38.300 nice ok snap snap snap snap snap 06:19:38.300 --> 06:19:41.980 okay so now quick quick go back go back go back go back get your team out 06:19:41.980 --> 06:19:43.980 And then just went straight to the top cap. 06:19:43.980 --> 06:19:45.980 GenC, do you want to do something crazy chat? 06:19:45.980 --> 06:19:47.980 Two books, Muda. Two books. 06:19:47.980 --> 06:19:49.980 Okay, GenC, you're going to go crazy chat mode. 06:19:49.980 --> 06:19:53.980 You're going to go crab, and then you're going to invade his lump. 06:19:55.980 --> 06:19:57.980 No, but just trust me. 06:19:57.980 --> 06:19:59.980 Because GenC, the reason why I wanted to invade his lump, 06:19:59.980 --> 06:20:01.980 I just trust. 06:20:01.980 --> 06:20:03.980 Not boots? 06:20:03.980 --> 06:20:05.980 No, no, no, just wanted to try and kill him. Trust me. 06:20:05.980 --> 06:20:07.980 Okay, bro, I trust you, man. 06:20:07.980 --> 06:20:09.980 I trust my coach, bro. That shit talks to me every day. 06:20:09.980 --> 06:20:13.840 How I think you're winning the lane. Okay, so now James you get this 06:20:15.140 --> 06:20:17.140 Flash and you flash 06:20:23.900 --> 06:20:31.700 Okay, now take this okay, just do cute. Nice fighting keep fighting. E. Just keep hitting keep hitting you 06:20:31.700 --> 06:20:38.220 You're a choose up in like three seconds nice now guys 06:20:38.860 --> 06:20:46.480 His wolves his wolves his wolves get him. Okay, we're gonna get these wolves here now 06:20:46.480 --> 06:20:50.040 Jinx you what if I told you that you smiting the crab is the reason why you didn't get his gromp 06:20:50.040 --> 06:20:52.900 You could have gotten his gromp to what are you gonna hit? Okay? 06:20:52.900 --> 06:20:57.060 You perform with the no, no, it's fine. It finishes finishes. He can't do shit to you go up to him 06:20:57.060 --> 06:20:58.660 You're a- Oh, okay, I'm off my seat. 06:20:58.660 --> 06:20:59.660 Keep the wave here, keep the wave. 06:20:59.660 --> 06:21:00.660 He's losing a lot of minions. 06:21:00.660 --> 06:21:01.660 He lost whole week. 06:21:01.660 --> 06:21:03.860 Hey, Muda, appreciate you for letting me know Malfi's running at me. 06:21:03.860 --> 06:21:04.860 You are so brain-dash. 06:21:04.860 --> 06:21:06.260 Oh my fucking god. 06:21:06.260 --> 06:21:07.260 You are fucking brain-dash. 06:21:07.260 --> 06:21:08.260 Aw, I'm learning. 06:21:08.260 --> 06:21:09.260 I don't have the right to put this- 06:21:09.260 --> 06:21:11.260 You are brain-dash! 06:21:11.260 --> 06:21:15.860 You are a character that I am in a mouth! 06:21:15.860 --> 06:21:16.660 He's freezing. 06:21:16.660 --> 06:21:17.460 He's freezing the way- 06:21:17.460 --> 06:21:20.260 Tell me that he's coming! 06:21:20.260 --> 06:21:20.860 Okay. 06:21:20.860 --> 06:21:21.860 Shut up! 06:21:24.860 --> 06:21:26.260 What, are you minding the arc on the right? 06:21:26.260 --> 06:21:31.540 JNC, you need to read all chat right now and go to your gromp. 06:21:31.540 --> 06:21:33.540 Okay, don't freeze, do not freeze, don't freeze, don't freeze. 06:21:33.540 --> 06:21:35.540 You can't freeze us, you have to reset. 06:21:37.140 --> 06:21:39.940 Okay, so this is where you're gonna go, okay? 06:21:39.940 --> 06:21:43.940 You're gonna go wolves, then gromp, and then afterwards drag it. 06:21:43.940 --> 06:21:44.940 You thank too much. 06:21:48.500 --> 06:21:51.700 Bro, Huns, can you make him stop fucking freezing? 06:21:51.700 --> 06:21:56.700 But it's free Jinx! Maybe it's time for Gota to come and get it from the tree! 06:21:56.700 --> 06:21:58.700 Get a refill! Jinx, he looked top! 06:21:58.700 --> 06:22:01.700 Dude, Jinx is only looking top if there's a cannon for his time. 06:22:01.700 --> 06:22:03.700 He's like the witcher! 06:22:03.700 --> 06:22:05.700 Okay, listen, let's make a deal. Let's make a deal. 06:22:05.700 --> 06:22:07.700 Yeah, so listen, Jinx is the witcher. 06:22:07.700 --> 06:22:09.700 You got a free kill, and a cannon if you look top. 06:22:09.700 --> 06:22:13.700 Okay, so Jinx, what do you think about that? That sounds like a good trick. 06:22:13.700 --> 06:22:14.700 I want the dragon. 06:22:14.700 --> 06:22:17.700 Yeah, so we'll do dragon and then afterwards we can recall. 06:22:17.700 --> 06:22:21.540 Muda, that cannon has Jinxie's name written all over it. Do you understand? 06:22:21.540 --> 06:22:23.540 No, it doesn't. It doesn't. He's not going to make it. 06:22:23.540 --> 06:22:25.540 Yeah, not this one, but the next one. 06:22:25.540 --> 06:22:27.540 Yeah, you're a fucking terrorist. 06:22:27.540 --> 06:22:29.940 Muda, you can lie to him though. You have a burst. He doesn't have a burst. 06:22:29.940 --> 06:22:33.860 Okay, never mind. Jinxie, they're trying to corroborate. 06:22:33.860 --> 06:22:37.780 So we're not going to go for Gangtop. They're going to try to fuck us out of the cannon. 06:22:39.220 --> 06:22:41.860 Okay, smite this at 600. Smite at 6. 06:22:41.860 --> 06:22:42.660 Smite at 6? 06:22:42.660 --> 06:22:43.300 Q? 06:22:43.300 --> 06:22:44.340 Nice. Go and go! 06:22:44.340 --> 06:22:45.300 What's the combo? 06:22:45.300 --> 06:22:47.300 Q R W E 06:22:47.540 --> 06:22:52.740 Nice keep fighting keep fighting. No chase him. I'll chase him. I'll chase him. I'll you are W. E 06:22:52.740 --> 06:22:56.420 Okay, it's gonna be a big burst. Oh, you know walk away walk away and recall in the bush right there 06:22:56.420 --> 06:23:01.620 I'll be there. Just like just just uh, W back. Okay. No, James. You don't forget to buy the pork because you bought 06:23:02.940 --> 06:23:04.940 And kiss my hand 06:23:05.460 --> 06:23:07.460 No 06:23:07.500 --> 06:23:11.600 Blathering King Blathering King pop your pot keep keep you can now QW 06:23:11.600 --> 06:23:16.040 Hearing the fuck hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him qw qw qw 06:23:16.760 --> 06:23:22.360 So under the turret power bro shut up you can you can you can see the tower range 06:23:23.120 --> 06:23:28.760 You can see it. Jinxie. Have you ever watched the Witcher before? No, okay anyways 06:23:28.760 --> 06:23:33.380 They have a song in it. So I want you to sing toss a cannon to your Jinxie 06:23:36.160 --> 06:23:40.680 There you go perfect and every time you gang someone slain this game you're gonna say that 06:23:41.600 --> 06:23:48.040 Okay, so now you're gonna go Krugs into Raptors, and then with Jones again 06:23:50.040 --> 06:23:53.240 Yes, we kill top QRW E mood up. We have to do it fast 06:24:04.240 --> 06:24:06.240 You got it 06:24:11.600 --> 06:24:13.600 For the bloodsend for the bloodsend 06:24:17.640 --> 06:24:19.640 Nice 06:24:21.800 --> 06:24:23.960 Okay, so now look for the crab look for the crab 06:24:25.800 --> 06:24:28.200 What do you have to shove this and help help drinks to get at the crab 06:24:28.200 --> 06:24:31.800 Oh, no, wait actually actually look for the look for the blue buff try and wait 06:24:31.800 --> 06:24:37.240 It's okay. Now you press B press B. I actually know you're not fucking go crab into our grubs 06:24:37.240 --> 06:24:41.680 Okay, what you're gonna do now mother get a boot get get the boot and the book, okay? 06:24:42.880 --> 06:24:44.880 I'll get a book 06:24:44.880 --> 06:24:46.640 We're gonna go here now 06:24:46.640 --> 06:24:52.000 You do it. You shot. Oh, fuck you and I say fuck me up. Yeah, I'm giving the bread and butter 06:24:52.000 --> 06:24:54.000 I'm gonna ask you to mute you. I'm actually to mute you. Look at that 06:24:54.960 --> 06:24:58.720 You know what? Yeah, you know me. I want to say you perform. Let's see it. All right 06:24:58.720 --> 06:25:00.720 Let's see another five and 15 before me 06:25:00.720 --> 06:25:07.720 Hums, Hums, go mute for two minutes. 06:25:07.720 --> 06:25:11.720 Hums, go mute for two minutes, let's see if anything ends up happening. 06:25:11.720 --> 06:25:14.720 You know what, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to see it, go ahead. 06:25:14.720 --> 06:25:17.720 Okay, look at Jinx, he looked for the Raptors. 06:25:17.720 --> 06:25:22.720 Now I want you to drone top, and Jinx see, while Muda is laning, I want you to criticize him, 06:25:22.720 --> 06:25:25.720 so you psych him out of performing well. 06:25:25.720 --> 06:25:27.720 Okay, got it. Muda, make sure you're last heading. 06:25:27.720 --> 06:25:29.720 go for the wolves 06:25:29.720 --> 06:25:30.720 go for the wolves 06:25:30.720 --> 06:25:32.720 alright now criticize muda again fast 06:25:32.720 --> 06:25:33.720 you have a timer 06:25:33.720 --> 06:25:34.720 muda last hit last hit 06:25:34.720 --> 06:25:35.720 the cannon the cannon dipshit the cannon 06:25:35.720 --> 06:25:37.720 why are you like that 06:25:37.720 --> 06:25:38.720 okay good 06:25:38.720 --> 06:25:40.720 so now just fight for the wolves 06:25:40.720 --> 06:25:41.720 out of the wolves 06:25:41.720 --> 06:25:42.720 you're gonna want to look on the blue 06:25:42.720 --> 06:25:43.720 into uh 06:25:43.720 --> 06:25:44.720 into gromp 06:25:44.720 --> 06:25:46.720 now when you start clearing the bruh 06:25:46.720 --> 06:25:47.720 the blue buff 06:25:47.720 --> 06:25:48.720 I want you to look back top 06:25:48.720 --> 06:25:50.720 and start criticizing him again 06:25:51.720 --> 06:25:52.720 shut the fuck up 06:25:57.720 --> 06:25:59.720 Oh no. 06:25:59.720 --> 06:26:01.720 You win this, you win this, go on, go on. 06:26:01.720 --> 06:26:03.720 You win, R. 06:26:03.720 --> 06:26:08.720 Yo, I'm gonna be the shithead of everyone in this fucking college. 06:26:08.720 --> 06:26:10.720 Fucking pluses. 06:26:13.720 --> 06:26:16.720 Something that's seriously fucking well with everything I want to do. 06:26:16.720 --> 06:26:19.720 Okay, Hums, I have a bet for you. 06:26:19.720 --> 06:26:22.720 Me and Yui both go mute right now. 06:26:22.720 --> 06:26:26.720 First student to get a kill, the coach has to get the other guy 10 subs. 06:26:26.720 --> 06:26:31.100 I like like the student that didn't get the kill. Okay, but I made it 06:26:31.540 --> 06:26:35.440 Wait, what is my diet? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I didn't say oh my god. Oh 06:26:39.140 --> 06:26:41.140 Yeah 06:26:41.140 --> 06:27:00.500 all right some mood up both of our kids are muted you think you're better on this character 06:27:00.500 --> 06:27:05.620 I'm not as confident no bro but if I was on Yone yes yes but I have a better win percentage 06:27:05.620 --> 06:27:10.500 than you yeah because 99% of the games you fucking play because you have this fucking 06:27:10.500 --> 06:27:17.500 dickhead in your ear. I'm a fucking literally rage. 06:27:17.500 --> 06:27:23.420 I had someone in my ear telling me I'm a god at it three seconds but I got to ace every 06:27:23.420 --> 06:27:24.420 game. 06:27:24.420 --> 06:27:32.620 Okay, it's okay. We're looking good in this game, okay bro? Just don't fuck around. 06:27:32.620 --> 06:27:39.620 First one to get a kill wins. First one to get a kill wins. 06:27:39.620 --> 06:27:44.620 Um, I'm gonna make a fucking flag. 06:27:44.620 --> 06:27:50.620 God, because if you're watching this, somebody kill Zyra. 06:27:50.620 --> 06:27:52.620 I got you, coach. 06:27:52.620 --> 06:27:54.620 Nope, we go drag. 06:27:54.620 --> 06:27:56.620 Katelyn, come here, dumb bitch. 06:27:56.620 --> 06:27:58.620 Sorry. 06:27:58.620 --> 06:28:00.620 I'm going for that. 06:28:00.620 --> 06:28:02.620 Wait, mouse coming. Hold up. 06:28:02.620 --> 06:28:04.620 I'm holding the fuck out of me. 06:28:09.620 --> 06:28:13.620 That's a dragon. Don't get out of line. Don't be iron. Don't be iron. 06:28:13.620 --> 06:28:15.620 That's a fucking dragon. 06:28:33.620 --> 06:28:37.620 That's got a dragon for us, Muda. And I have more kills than you and more CS than you. 06:28:37.620 --> 06:28:44.240 I'm gonna light my PC on fire if I ever play League again with you, ever again, every fucking 06:28:44.240 --> 06:28:47.520 this fucking dance that's gonna my fucking ears do, because I'm just a jades. 06:28:47.520 --> 06:28:50.020 That's just so fucking aides. 06:28:50.020 --> 06:28:53.220 Hold on, I can look around here. 06:28:53.220 --> 06:28:56.300 I should recall but I'm gonna get a kill before you do. 06:28:56.300 --> 06:28:59.140 I should recall but I'm gonna get a kill before you do. 06:28:59.140 --> 06:29:00.140 Yep, there it is. 06:29:00.140 --> 06:29:01.140 I have a better co- Yes! 06:29:01.140 --> 06:29:06.140 I gotta kill him for you! 06:29:06.140 --> 06:29:09.140 Let's go Jinxie! 06:29:09.140 --> 06:29:14.140 Mudo, like, brother are you gonna play the game? You're just fucking AFK! 06:29:14.140 --> 06:29:17.140 That doesn't even mean it. 06:29:17.140 --> 06:29:20.140 He literally just muted me. 06:29:20.140 --> 06:29:22.140 Hello, am I muted? 06:29:22.140 --> 06:29:24.140 So much fun, why not? 06:29:24.140 --> 06:29:31.140 The whole time I'm watching Mudo play, I kid you not, the mouth is walking up, hitting the minion and Mudo's playing back. 06:29:31.140 --> 06:29:35.140 How? You're playing a mage! Walk up and fight! 06:29:35.140 --> 06:29:39.140 Yes, I'm on your team. I bless you, Keel. 06:29:39.140 --> 06:29:43.260 I'm literally... I'm gonna kill myself before I ever step in the league again with you guys 06:29:43.260 --> 06:29:45.440 in my entire life. 06:29:45.440 --> 06:29:49.880 Yo, Muda! I hope you know you're getting Stockholm syndrome into liking this. 06:29:49.880 --> 06:29:53.620 Tonight you're gonna dream about this situation and it's gonna make you so hard, that you're 06:29:53.620 --> 06:29:59.720 gonna wake up in the morning and have to relieve yourself to the sound of our VC once again. 06:29:59.720 --> 06:30:03.340 How does Jinxie always listen to doctors? 06:30:03.340 --> 06:30:05.340 Can you teach me the way 06:30:06.180 --> 06:30:11.100 You want to actually know hums you want me to tell you listen to me. I want you to watch watch 06:30:11.700 --> 06:30:16.460 All right, jing see who's the greatest fucking player on the planet me who's the person 06:30:16.460 --> 06:30:19.340 I think I was gonna look up to one day me 06:30:19.580 --> 06:30:24.900 Who's the person that when you walks in your lane you want to fucking drop your pants get fucked in the ass by him and 06:30:24.900 --> 06:30:30.340 Then give him all your gold because of how much he deserves it me so you better fucking walk barred right now and still 06:30:30.860 --> 06:30:32.860 fucking 06:30:33.340 --> 06:30:40.340 Steal the kills and seal the wave it belongs to you. You are the fucking NC 06:30:40.340 --> 06:30:44.460 Bro, press W get your fucking double and then get the goddamn wave 06:30:46.340 --> 06:30:50.500 That's why I like to see now what if he doesn't listen to all that you just said 06:30:51.980 --> 06:30:58.060 No, he will and the thing is it's like asking what if a vegetables a fruit hums, you know I mean take the cannon 06:30:58.060 --> 06:31:00.060 I 06:31:01.180 --> 06:31:03.780 Can wait hums do you want to try out? 06:31:04.700 --> 06:31:08.900 Doing my method on mooder right now like if he unmute 06:31:11.860 --> 06:31:13.860 He's gonna try something new 06:31:13.940 --> 06:31:19.940 No, no, I don't give a fuck. I don't know fuck. I don't care. I'd rather I'd rather be coachless than take coachless guy like ever in my life 06:31:20.780 --> 06:31:22.620 Okay 06:31:22.620 --> 06:31:24.620 Okay 06:31:24.620 --> 06:31:29.460 So now he's AFK the whole time. I'm telling what combos to do. He's sitting back 06:31:29.460 --> 06:31:32.920 I've never seen an aggressive mouth fight against a range. Hums. Listen me 06:31:32.920 --> 06:31:37.460 This is what you have to do then what you have to do is if your student refuses to listen to you 06:31:37.460 --> 06:31:44.620 You need to stand up right now and start doing a zesty little ritualistic dance to send your spiritual sexual energy 06:31:44.900 --> 06:31:50.540 To accompany him on this journey. That's what I can't do that. I got a man boobs. I don't want to shake it right now 06:31:50.540 --> 06:31:52.540 Do the homes homes 06:31:53.660 --> 06:31:56.260 Put your man boobs together and pretend you're giving him a tit job 06:32:04.460 --> 06:32:06.460 Yes 06:32:17.100 --> 06:32:19.100 Okay 06:32:19.100 --> 06:32:25.100 Okay now listen, Jinxie, you're gonna look for the Raptors, finish the Folk Clear, drags up in about a minute. 06:32:27.100 --> 06:32:31.100 Coach, I'm literally, I'm just feeling, I'm just fucking, I'm the fat guy now. 06:32:32.100 --> 06:32:33.100 You know what I mean? You're the fat guy? 06:32:33.100 --> 06:32:35.100 Wait Jinxie, you can look for a gangsta man, yes, yes, yes. 06:32:35.100 --> 06:32:38.100 Shut the fuck up, Hums! You ain't fucking doing your postman! 06:32:38.100 --> 06:32:40.100 You are not fucking a mind! 06:32:40.100 --> 06:32:41.100 You are not fucking a mind! 06:32:41.100 --> 06:32:42.100 You are not fucking a mind! 06:32:42.100 --> 06:32:43.100 You are not fucking a mind! 06:32:43.100 --> 06:32:48.100 Yes, so Hums, if your suit emutes you, you need to do zesty ritualistic dances to accompany him on his tour. 06:32:49.100 --> 06:32:58.060 its journey bro start being committed please okay so now jingsy go for a 06:32:58.060 --> 06:33:02.020 bank you know jingsy while you're ganking but I want to take one hand off 06:33:02.020 --> 06:33:05.420 your keyboard and start pretending that you're making them go down on you do it 06:33:05.420 --> 06:33:10.620 now fast one hand off the keyboard just right click them to death nice now do it 06:33:10.620 --> 06:33:15.220 do it do it fast yes see now you're spiritually sexually mentally and 06:33:15.220 --> 06:33:17.620 and physically dominating them in every way. 06:33:17.620 --> 06:33:18.660 Easy as fuck. 06:33:18.660 --> 06:33:19.700 Coach, I'm dead. 06:33:19.700 --> 06:33:21.140 It doesn't matter, even if you die. 06:33:21.140 --> 06:33:24.260 1,000 gold on them is with 100 gold on you, 06:33:24.260 --> 06:33:25.580 because of how much better you are. 06:33:25.580 --> 06:33:27.500 Who gives a fuck if you die? 06:33:27.500 --> 06:33:28.500 Do you understand? 06:33:28.500 --> 06:33:29.500 Got it, yes. 06:33:29.500 --> 06:33:31.300 Mura, Mura, am I muted? 06:33:31.300 --> 06:33:32.580 Am I muted? 06:33:32.580 --> 06:33:33.660 Yeah. 06:33:33.660 --> 06:33:34.940 Mura, I'm not muted. 06:33:34.940 --> 06:33:35.660 Hamza, he said. 06:33:35.660 --> 06:33:37.780 No, I'd rather die. 06:33:37.780 --> 06:33:41.100 I'd rather die. 06:33:41.100 --> 06:33:43.780 I'd rather die. 06:33:43.780 --> 06:33:47.120 May God kill me before I unmute this guy. 06:33:49.520 --> 06:33:51.080 My student, he doesn't listen. 06:33:51.640 --> 06:33:52.960 He's a disobedient. 06:33:53.360 --> 06:33:55.680 So listen, this is Rogundar now, Jinxie. 06:33:55.680 --> 06:33:56.560 He's just running, look, look. 06:33:56.560 --> 06:33:58.360 He's getting ran down by a mouth fight as well. 06:33:58.360 --> 06:34:02.280 So no, Jinxie, Jinxie, go do the dragon and then tell me how much he needs. 06:34:02.920 --> 06:34:05.080 Look, look, he's getting won by a mouth fight. 06:34:05.080 --> 06:34:05.760 Come on, look, bro. 06:34:05.760 --> 06:34:08.920 I'd rather, I'd literally rather eat this game than ever, ever, ever. 06:34:08.920 --> 06:34:14.720 Have you ever seen a little block get ran down by a mouth fight? 06:34:15.840 --> 06:34:17.840 Have you ever seen that? 06:34:17.840 --> 06:34:23.640 Wait, have you ever seen Jinx to get a fucking quad, John Warwick? Get a Jinx! This is your fucking quad. 06:34:24.640 --> 06:34:26.640 Oh my god. Yes! 06:34:28.640 --> 06:34:33.120 Wait, go mid! Go mid! Maybe you can find the mouth fight. Now type in the all chat, go mid. 06:34:33.120 --> 06:34:35.360 Sasha I'll go mid and the walksman 06:34:39.640 --> 06:34:42.760 No, no, no, okay back up back up you fucked up that 06:34:56.080 --> 06:35:02.560 I have an idea mood up. Why don't we swap coaches for the rest of the game? Can we do that we swap coaches for the rest of the game? 06:35:02.560 --> 06:35:04.560 Come on 06:35:12.560 --> 06:35:17.880 All right, let's go. Okay. All right, JC. You're gonna get a pentakill this time. Okay. Muda listen to me right now 06:35:17.880 --> 06:35:23.640 You you you fucking take the way right now me take the way, but you're gonna take your ass. Oh, you're gonna recall 06:35:24.400 --> 06:35:29.000 You know you're gonna take a box straight bottom. Let's get some kills and maybe flip an opportunity 06:35:29.000 --> 06:35:34.560 Okay, but right now we don't need to be fucking farming versus tank ass bitch. We need big cropping booty 06:35:34.560 --> 06:35:36.560 I want you to make some booty 06:35:38.400 --> 06:35:40.400 Yeah 06:35:41.600 --> 06:35:44.120 Sounds I know you won't let me down drinks. I know you will 06:35:52.240 --> 06:35:54.680 They always always use your Titanic if it's up on on 06:35:54.680 --> 06:35:55.180 Noooo 06:35:55.860 --> 06:35:56.680 I'm on a 06:35:56.680 --> 06:35:57.680 Okay so now Mura 06:35:57.680 --> 06:35:58.180 Mura 06:35:58.180 --> 06:35:59.680 You're gonna walk straight bot here 06:35:59.680 --> 06:36:01.180 You're gonna wait for them to walk in 06:36:01.180 --> 06:36:02.180 I want you to jump in 06:36:02.180 --> 06:36:03.180 Have remit 06:36:03.180 --> 06:36:04.180 Maybe you can walk up there 06:36:04.180 --> 06:36:05.680 Walk up there and look for a kill 06:36:05.680 --> 06:36:07.680 Like right now we don't want you to farm 06:36:07.680 --> 06:36:09.680 If you farm an iron you're wasting time 06:36:09.680 --> 06:36:10.680 No no no no no 06:36:10.680 --> 06:36:11.680 Don't do this 06:36:11.680 --> 06:36:12.680 Don't do this 06:36:12.680 --> 06:36:13.680 You can't fight here 06:36:13.680 --> 06:36:14.680 What's my ability 06:36:14.680 --> 06:36:15.680 What's my IQ 06:36:15.680 --> 06:36:16.680 Do your raptors 06:36:16.680 --> 06:36:18.680 So now what you wanna do is just hover off to the side 06:36:18.680 --> 06:36:20.680 And then you're gonna wanna try to land your E 06:36:20.680 --> 06:36:21.680 But just wait 06:36:21.680 --> 06:36:22.680 What do you want me to go with 06:36:22.680 --> 06:36:23.680 No no don't go yet 06:36:23.680 --> 06:36:27.360 You need wait for your teams engage wait wait for your cave. You guys can't fight here. Do not fight 06:36:27.480 --> 06:36:30.280 Think right now. Wait this time. Go to your wolf can just farm 06:36:31.360 --> 06:36:35.760 You are the carry this could be good. This could be good. Yeah, wait for this is not good. This is not good 06:36:35.760 --> 06:36:39.000 Don't even don't listen. Don't listen. That's a don't go in 06:36:39.760 --> 06:36:42.120 Wait for it. Wait for it. We're waiting right now 06:36:47.680 --> 06:36:50.160 Going going going jinks is going in now you fall 06:36:50.160 --> 06:36:51.160 Oh, oh, oh! 06:36:52.160 --> 06:36:53.160 Nice, this is good. 06:36:53.160 --> 06:36:55.160 W, W, W on him! 06:36:55.160 --> 06:36:56.160 E, E, nice! 06:36:56.160 --> 06:36:58.160 Q, Q, Q, Q, nice! 06:36:58.160 --> 06:36:59.160 Now we can't stop it. 06:36:59.160 --> 06:37:01.160 Okay, now Muda, you want more? 06:37:01.160 --> 06:37:02.160 That ain't enough for Big Daddy! 06:37:02.160 --> 06:37:04.160 Big Daddy wants more! 06:37:04.160 --> 06:37:05.160 That's not bad. 06:37:05.160 --> 06:37:06.160 Amon! 06:37:06.160 --> 06:37:07.160 Push me, push me. 06:37:07.160 --> 06:37:08.160 This is good. 06:37:08.160 --> 06:37:09.160 Now just wait. 06:37:09.160 --> 06:37:10.160 Now back up, back up. 06:37:10.160 --> 06:37:11.160 Okay, by a visage. 06:37:11.160 --> 06:37:12.160 Wait, what's that? 06:37:12.160 --> 06:37:13.160 See if you can look bot here. 06:37:13.160 --> 06:37:14.160 See if you can look bot here. 06:37:14.160 --> 06:37:16.160 Uh, low key bet dance. 06:37:16.160 --> 06:37:18.160 Okay, so now this is what we're going to do. 06:37:18.160 --> 06:37:22.960 going to do so yeah yeah go bud and they're gonna start 06:37:52.960 --> 06:37:57.840 Got it got it. Yes, that's it. Oh, it's just your titanium when it's okay. We'll use it. So now listen 06:37:57.840 --> 06:38:00.320 Sorry, sorry, but this is what I'm gonna do. I want you to walk back 06:38:00.320 --> 06:38:06.760 I want you to walk back sit in the bush and then you're gonna start doing a nice little a nice little like you're gonna try to 06:38:06.760 --> 06:38:08.760 Send up mental energy. You know what? 06:38:09.480 --> 06:38:13.440 So start mentally sending out your brain mentally send it out 06:38:13.440 --> 06:38:16.960 I need to you see the shield you see the purple shield that means you can't hit them 06:38:16.960 --> 06:38:21.880 So you need to burn it first and then nice easy. Okay. That's fine. You got a flash recast. I'll be you 06:38:22.960 --> 06:38:24.960 Do what you want to do, think the way. 06:38:24.960 --> 06:38:26.960 So now it's the next wave? 06:38:26.960 --> 06:38:28.960 Now it's the second time to take it. 06:38:28.960 --> 06:38:30.960 Now you need to push it. 06:38:30.960 --> 06:38:32.960 If you are not hard enough, you can W that R. 06:38:32.960 --> 06:38:34.960 WR is the best way to do shit. 06:38:34.960 --> 06:38:36.960 WR? 06:38:36.960 --> 06:38:38.960 WR is one of the instant clear waves. 06:38:38.960 --> 06:38:40.960 Okay, so we're... 06:38:40.960 --> 06:38:42.960 Should I ult to minions and shit? 06:38:42.960 --> 06:38:46.960 Yeah, you can ult to minions, so like, instant clear waves. 06:38:46.960 --> 06:38:48.960 If you don't know who are gonna come. 06:38:48.960 --> 06:38:50.960 So, like, give an example. 06:38:50.960 --> 06:38:54.520 This is you can you can so now listen it's alright. It's alright 06:38:54.520 --> 06:38:59.080 You don't hold you know you're gonna want to back up and then after we're gonna try looking for a fight soon 06:38:59.080 --> 06:39:03.480 So wait until the bad enough for his cams. Yeah, take his cams. Yeah, so now now just run away. Just run away 06:39:03.480 --> 06:39:05.480 You can't do shit. I 06:39:06.000 --> 06:39:10.800 Recall because we call it gold. Yep. There you go keep fighting keep fighting 06:39:11.880 --> 06:39:13.880 Have you there you go? 06:39:43.880 --> 06:39:45.880 Because they're super weak standard. 06:39:45.880 --> 06:39:47.880 Then you can get free kills. 06:39:47.880 --> 06:39:49.880 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's too late. It's too late. 06:39:49.880 --> 06:39:51.880 Okay, so now go back with Jinxy. 06:39:51.880 --> 06:39:55.880 And Jinxy presses W, then he can actually... 06:39:55.880 --> 06:39:57.880 No, no, no, no, Jinxy, Dragon! Dragon, Dragon! 06:39:57.880 --> 06:39:59.880 Jinxy, Jinxy, Jinxy, Dragon! 06:39:59.880 --> 06:40:01.880 Wait a second. 06:40:01.880 --> 06:40:03.880 Alright, nice. So now we made them run away. 06:40:03.880 --> 06:40:05.880 We made them in time. So now listen. 06:40:05.880 --> 06:40:07.880 What the fuck was that, Doc? 06:40:07.880 --> 06:40:09.880 Jinxy, I'm your coach! 06:40:09.880 --> 06:40:11.880 Jinxy, listen to me. 06:40:11.880 --> 06:40:14.480 Okay, so now listen Muda take the cannon 06:40:15.240 --> 06:40:20.520 Do dragon get your jungler shop to do dragon. Okay? Well, you found the way at 1.4. Okay? 06:40:20.520 --> 06:40:26.240 They're ready to pass up. Nice. Okay, so now walk walk towards dragon. What's what's dragon? 06:40:26.240 --> 06:40:30.600 We don't know if I do not fight. No, no, you have too much gold. Do not walk towards now. You need to go 06:40:32.440 --> 06:40:37.120 Okay, Muda, this is all you are fake or Muda, you know what to do 06:40:37.120 --> 06:40:41.840 Okay, maybe that's the team help go 06:40:43.440 --> 06:40:45.440 Nice nice very nice 06:40:56.640 --> 06:40:59.160 You got one Kp 25 minutes was a lot 06:40:59.720 --> 06:41:04.480 Okay, so it's a bit more five minutes. I have more kills than my entire team. I'm so my entire 06:41:04.480 --> 06:41:09.680 I know you're literally one of my second you started getting close to my fucking Hamza. You haven't gone a fucking kill since 06:41:13.120 --> 06:41:16.080 He's just got seven kp 14 with dog 06:41:17.840 --> 06:41:20.000 One one how I 06:41:21.880 --> 06:41:23.880 Listen what we do now 06:41:24.200 --> 06:41:26.200 Muda you're gonna want to walk 06:41:29.840 --> 06:41:32.120 With your team and have them force a fight 06:41:32.120 --> 06:41:35.640 Red buff, it's a crud, raptors, walls, gromp, and then look for playbots, okay? 06:41:35.640 --> 06:41:41.000 Now, if nobody goes top, you can also go top as well, but you're just gonna want to fight right now. 06:41:41.000 --> 06:41:43.640 Like, drone over the Yasuo. See what's going on the Yasuo. 06:41:43.640 --> 06:41:44.520 Keep falling, keep falling. 06:41:44.520 --> 06:41:45.720 Now chase this shit, let's go. 06:41:45.720 --> 06:41:49.160 Always Sactanic, okay? Always Sactanic. Never leave it up, okay? 06:41:49.640 --> 06:41:50.280 Sorry, yep. 06:41:50.280 --> 06:41:51.160 How long is the refresh time? 06:41:51.160 --> 06:41:52.280 Who do I, who do I, who do I? 06:41:52.280 --> 06:41:54.840 You're gonna want to go Volibear, Volibear, Volibear. 06:41:54.840 --> 06:41:55.960 Hop over, you might, you... 06:41:55.960 --> 06:41:56.680 Okay, try to run away. 06:41:56.680 --> 06:41:57.880 You can rotate after now. 06:41:57.880 --> 06:41:58.360 Flash hot, flash hot. 06:41:58.360 --> 06:41:59.240 I'm gonna rotate. 06:41:59.960 --> 06:42:00.440 Oh my god. 06:42:00.440 --> 06:42:03.440 You clean this up. Clean up. 06:42:03.440 --> 06:42:05.440 So, unironically? 06:42:05.440 --> 06:42:08.440 There's a double kill. There's a double kill right here. 06:42:08.440 --> 06:42:09.440 Yeah! 06:42:09.440 --> 06:42:10.440 Nice, I see. 06:42:10.440 --> 06:42:12.440 Titanic, Titanic. Kill, kill, kill. 06:42:12.440 --> 06:42:14.440 Right, now, just kill him. Just run him down. 06:42:14.440 --> 06:42:17.440 So, Munez, the reason why you died is because Jinx's coach 06:42:17.440 --> 06:42:20.440 made him a farm instead of fighting. Do you understand? 06:42:20.440 --> 06:42:22.440 No, no, no, no, no. Hold Q again. Nice! 06:42:22.440 --> 06:42:24.440 Guys, okay, go to the jungle. 06:42:24.440 --> 06:42:25.440 I understand. I understand. 06:42:25.440 --> 06:42:27.440 Only get on the TV. You see me? No, no, no. 06:42:27.440 --> 06:42:31.440 that you think you have to go to the top of the 06:42:31.440 --> 06:42:32.540 he 06:42:32.540 --> 06:42:34.180 nice 06:42:34.180 --> 06:42:36.180 but then it's true 06:42:36.180 --> 06:42:38.500 not 06:42:38.500 --> 06:42:40.620 it's not that 06:42:40.620 --> 06:42:42.540 that's not you should be a good thing 06:42:42.540 --> 06:42:44.260 that's not going to happen 06:42:44.260 --> 06:42:46.860 so now move it up where you're going to be when you reach font share 06:42:46.860 --> 06:42:49.260 you don't want to walk man outside the press 06:42:49.260 --> 06:42:51.380 so depressing student that listed 06:42:51.380 --> 06:42:53.300 he's not what i thought 06:42:53.300 --> 06:42:59.540 You shut the fuck up. My student is playing perfect right now. He's doing exactly what needs to be done 06:42:59.620 --> 06:43:02.040 You're the one that grieves him with a LeBlanc pick 06:43:02.380 --> 06:43:07.660 No, no, no, no, I did it. He thought he wanted to play LeBlanc. That's all he knew how to play because that's slow 06:43:07.660 --> 06:43:10.060 So now listen to him and go back. Mooda, what are you gonna do? 06:43:10.060 --> 06:43:16.740 I just want to blast hit the minions here like just push with W. Push with W. Push with W. Push with W. There you go 06:43:16.980 --> 06:43:19.300 Okay, I guess you have to do it. 06:43:19.300 --> 06:43:23.820 I have to do you do I go to the house you're being is just up this inch of this and so I wanted to 06:43:23.820 --> 06:43:29.060 Do my fight you're my fight. Yeah, I'm are our art. Okay. So now you can actually kill this guy 06:43:29.820 --> 06:43:31.820 You in 06:43:32.380 --> 06:43:34.380 him 06:43:41.900 --> 06:43:44.580 Okay, go be you're sitting on 3.6k 06:43:44.580 --> 06:43:51.580 Alright, so now what is this we're gonna do, Muda listen, push in the way, do not let your 06:43:51.580 --> 06:43:52.580 mind get anything. 06:43:52.580 --> 06:43:53.580 Yes sir, yes sir. 06:43:53.580 --> 06:43:54.580 Fuck! 06:43:54.580 --> 06:43:56.580 Boy you literally said he called me, you said I could. 06:43:56.580 --> 06:43:57.580 Okay wait, no no no no no no. 06:43:57.580 --> 06:43:58.580 I'll do that. 06:43:58.580 --> 06:44:00.580 Take my talk, I'll do it. 06:44:00.580 --> 06:44:02.580 Get, Jack show, Jack show, Jack show. 06:44:02.580 --> 06:44:06.580 Muda, everyone that intosuit a stream sniping Smurf remember that. 06:44:06.580 --> 06:44:08.580 Yes, he's teaching Delusional Shave. 06:44:08.580 --> 06:44:10.580 Okay, so now what are you gonna do? 06:44:10.580 --> 06:44:11.580 Muda listen. 06:44:11.580 --> 06:44:16.300 You have to just push them in and then if they walk up you back off. 06:44:16.300 --> 06:44:17.900 Raptors, Raptors and then go to Baron, okay? 06:44:17.900 --> 06:44:18.900 Think of it like right now. 06:44:18.900 --> 06:44:19.900 Raptors and Baron. 06:44:19.900 --> 06:44:20.900 You're the press and you're too mean to go. 06:44:20.900 --> 06:44:21.900 Go on, go on. 06:44:21.900 --> 06:44:22.900 Fight this, fight this. 06:44:22.900 --> 06:44:23.900 This is good. 06:44:23.900 --> 06:44:26.660 No, I'm fucking basically, I don't know this game. 06:44:26.660 --> 06:44:27.660 It's fine, you're good. 06:44:27.660 --> 06:44:28.740 You guys can do Baron, you guys can do Baron. 06:44:28.740 --> 06:44:29.740 Ping Baron. 06:44:29.740 --> 06:44:30.740 Alright. 06:44:30.740 --> 06:44:32.620 There was a Baron play and then you guys can do it. 06:44:32.620 --> 06:44:34.860 So now Muda, you're gonna want to back off here? 06:44:34.860 --> 06:44:35.860 You're gonna want to back off? 06:44:35.860 --> 06:44:36.860 Oh, it's coming. 06:44:36.860 --> 06:44:37.860 You can start at E. 06:44:37.860 --> 06:44:38.860 Yep. 06:44:38.860 --> 06:44:39.860 You can start at E. 06:44:39.860 --> 06:44:41.340 And then what you're gonna do is I want you to look on the Baron. 06:44:41.340 --> 06:44:46.060 on the baron. Try to open up here. Hey Humza, how much can I press to you every 10 seconds? 06:44:46.060 --> 06:44:49.060 Every 10 seconds, yeah. If you see it, it always shows a number. Like if you see over 06:44:49.060 --> 06:44:53.660 it, the number is counting down. You can always see it. Understood, sir. 06:44:53.660 --> 06:44:58.060 Pressing it? You pressing it? You just help him out here. If they walk in, you let your 06:44:58.060 --> 06:45:03.060 team stand in front of you, and then you just see the assassin on the sidelines, all right? 06:45:03.060 --> 06:45:06.020 Yeah, okay. I accidentally clicked on him. That's okay. No, that's okay. It's okay. That's 06:45:06.020 --> 06:45:09.500 all right. Okay. Try to go to his bot side. Okay. Find out the way you're gonna do it, 06:45:09.500 --> 06:45:13.700 You're gonna want to push in this wave and let you're gonna 06:45:21.340 --> 06:45:23.900 Know so listen thinking that think of this one 06:45:23.900 --> 06:45:29.820 We're gonna go sing first between you and jing see the other guy gets to reap all the glory of the fight 06:45:29.820 --> 06:45:31.820 You're such a fucking dog shit player! 06:45:31.820 --> 06:45:33.820 Yeah, yeah, it's Muda! 06:45:33.820 --> 06:45:34.820 Well, Muda ended. 06:45:34.820 --> 06:45:36.820 He baited me. He basically baited me. 06:45:36.820 --> 06:45:37.820 Muda ended. 06:45:37.820 --> 06:45:42.820 So now, that's why what you have to do, Muda, is you need to let Jinxy go in first. 06:45:42.820 --> 06:45:44.820 That way you follow up and you steal his kills. 06:45:44.820 --> 06:45:48.820 Because if you go in first, they're going to bring Jinxy to those dirt kills. 06:45:48.820 --> 06:45:50.820 Dragon dragon? Okay, yes coach. 06:45:50.820 --> 06:45:52.820 Muda dragon, you dog shit piece of shit. 06:45:52.820 --> 06:45:55.820 Yeah, audit. Audit. You fucking shit player. 06:45:55.820 --> 06:46:00.740 Hey, hey, I'm a shit player with 19 kills and 211 CS. You should be sucking my dick right now 06:46:12.340 --> 06:46:14.340 Muda listen to the back pack 06:46:14.340 --> 06:46:18.820 Muda as your coach as your coach. I will suck Jinx's dick for you 06:46:18.820 --> 06:46:22.140 I will take a bullet for the team Jinxie. Are you ready? 06:46:22.140 --> 06:46:27.140 yes close your eyes and roll them in the back of your head right now 06:46:27.140 --> 06:46:32.140 hey hey hey 06:46:32.140 --> 06:46:34.140 hey yo 06:46:34.140 --> 06:46:37.140 thank you 06:46:37.140 --> 06:46:38.140 all right I got you 06:46:38.140 --> 06:46:40.140 what the fuck 06:46:40.140 --> 06:46:42.140 Muda I did that for you bro 06:46:42.140 --> 06:46:43.140 be grateful 06:46:43.140 --> 06:46:46.140 and then look for a scar grab it and bring an elder okay 06:46:46.140 --> 06:46:48.140 sit up listen this is where we're gonna take care 06:46:48.140 --> 06:46:50.140 elder you dog shit pieces of shit 06:46:50.140 --> 06:46:53.420 Okay, so now, Mooda, Mooda, look on the elder here. 06:46:53.420 --> 06:46:58.060 Remember to hit this green plant, hit it so you can heal the green plant. 06:46:58.060 --> 06:47:00.340 The green plant, up, up, okay now breathe. 06:47:00.340 --> 06:47:01.540 Try to hit the horse, can you hit the one? 06:47:01.540 --> 06:47:03.140 I'm gonna try to see who the elder is. 06:47:04.620 --> 06:47:06.140 Yep, very good. 06:47:06.580 --> 06:47:08.020 Be careful, you might try to steal it. 06:47:08.020 --> 06:47:11.140 JC, the moment you see it, it's below 1.4. 06:47:11.140 --> 06:47:12.420 Oh, fight him, fight him, fight him, let's eat. 06:47:12.420 --> 06:47:14.580 No, go in, go in, let's eat. 06:47:14.580 --> 06:47:15.580 Good kill. 06:47:15.940 --> 06:47:18.340 Yep, and listen, Mooda, that's what it's about, bro. 06:47:18.340 --> 06:47:20.340 Kill on the bird belongs to you 06:47:20.540 --> 06:47:22.540 Fucking 06:47:23.060 --> 06:47:25.060 Jason Chase is right Jason 06:47:26.060 --> 06:47:28.060 Chase other guy 06:47:28.300 --> 06:47:31.500 Yeah, so now yeah, you can you can so I wanted a double you 06:47:34.620 --> 06:47:36.620 So he him 06:47:36.700 --> 06:47:40.420 Nice, Jason whoever comes at you just like just try to hit the turret and 06:47:42.340 --> 06:47:46.020 Okay, so one of the reason why you died there is because you used too many 06:47:48.340 --> 06:47:51.580 And then you are but the promise that you're ardent connect folks 06:47:51.580 --> 06:47:55.920 So you have to do is yet to double you over the wall e him then jiggle him a little bit 06:47:56.020 --> 06:47:57.620 Tell you 06:47:57.620 --> 06:48:01.980 Boss a champion where you have to play it any night's right? You don't want a full sun and by the thrust 06:48:01.980 --> 06:48:03.980 Does that make sense? 06:48:04.740 --> 06:48:08.620 Exactly like you need to be nice if I think you can go in and go to your advantage 06:48:08.620 --> 06:48:11.020 You want to let your cool downs reset very good? 06:48:15.020 --> 06:48:17.580 All right, coach. I'm sorry my piece of shit. It's okay 06:48:17.580 --> 06:48:19.580 You're not a piece of shit 06:48:30.860 --> 06:48:33.060 He's dead he's seen the great screen 06:48:33.060 --> 06:48:35.060 All of you are Osama bin Laden! 06:48:35.060 --> 06:48:36.060 He's seen the game! 06:48:36.060 --> 06:48:38.060 He's seen the greats more than a few games! 06:48:38.060 --> 06:48:40.060 First coach in the world! 06:48:40.060 --> 06:48:42.060 I'll tell you, I'm never getting coached by a nerd again! 06:48:42.060 --> 06:48:43.060 What are you doing? 06:48:43.060 --> 06:48:44.060 I'm gonna kill you! 06:48:44.060 --> 06:48:45.060 Keep it in the tur- 06:48:45.060 --> 06:48:49.060 Listen, listen, you and Hums, you guys can sell us out through the game. 06:48:49.060 --> 06:48:51.060 Right now, we need to be settled. 06:48:51.060 --> 06:48:53.060 It's the fact that you need more fucking kills, bro. 06:48:53.060 --> 06:48:58.060 We need you to go in, and I want you to treat every fight like you're in a game of a world final. 06:48:58.060 --> 06:49:00.060 Bring the turret, but stay away from them, okay? 06:49:00.060 --> 06:49:02.060 Like, let's get it done now. 06:49:02.060 --> 06:49:07.640 Cue the minions to heal if you could. Cue that minion. Yes. Yes, come to healing keep you in the meaning here 06:49:07.640 --> 06:49:10.060 What do I do? So are you do us now? You just like 06:49:11.460 --> 06:49:18.980 Let them push in and then afterwards when Jinxie goes in you fall behind wait you are you are not the engage remember that 06:49:20.180 --> 06:49:23.940 Wait for your soul Jinxie and then you're gonna ult in okay wait for him wait for him wait for him 06:49:23.940 --> 06:49:28.780 Just wait for him. You should be able to walk out. It's okay patience. Don't worry. Don't worry. You're good. You're good 06:49:28.780 --> 06:49:30.780 You're good. Just walk out 06:49:30.780 --> 06:49:38.340 All right, so now what you do is you're just gonna let your team walk in first you are the follow-up never forget that okay 06:49:38.420 --> 06:49:41.240 So you do not ever want to engage first ever 06:49:41.860 --> 06:49:45.100 Okay, you can walk is an about fine. I'll drink see okay. You can walk in 06:49:45.900 --> 06:49:47.900 Scoop yep 06:49:49.180 --> 06:49:51.580 Because your team is in you know you go yes 06:49:54.020 --> 06:49:56.020 Just keep doing it more 06:49:56.020 --> 06:49:58.020 Run it down run it down run it down. 06:49:58.020 --> 06:50:00.020 So you see it's just like that. 06:50:00.020 --> 06:50:02.020 So you just have to what? 06:50:02.020 --> 06:50:04.020 Do you have any ideas? 06:50:04.020 --> 06:50:06.020 Yes, exactly. 06:50:06.020 --> 06:50:08.020 It's about conception. You're signing. 06:50:08.020 --> 06:50:10.020 Like I don't need to tell you when to use what ability. 06:50:10.020 --> 06:50:12.020 You just have to understand kind of what's going on. 06:50:12.020 --> 06:50:14.020 Do you understand? 06:50:14.020 --> 06:50:16.020 So hitting you press agency, okay? 06:50:16.020 --> 06:50:18.020 Exactly, yes. 06:50:18.020 --> 06:50:20.020 And now the craziest thing 06:50:20.020 --> 06:50:22.020 is that it sounds just about the closer. 06:50:22.020 --> 06:50:24.020 LeBron's an assassin so you normally want to look for a fight. 06:50:24.020 --> 06:50:30.100 You can look for fights you better keep it. Don't be run. Don't be scared 06:50:33.660 --> 06:50:36.420 I think they use everything on you there your teammates didn't follow up 06:50:46.180 --> 06:50:48.100 Report for leaving a game a fk because I swear 06:50:48.820 --> 06:50:50.820 So now what you do 06:50:50.820 --> 06:50:54.480 back up you're gonna want to back up how much water by the lesson take a damage 06:50:54.480 --> 06:50:58.620 he didn't like it so you can't do that yet because your midlaner so that's so 06:50:58.620 --> 06:51:01.540 whatever I do or your jungler I want you to go top fun 06:51:01.540 --> 06:51:03.540 Wait for me 06:51:03.540 --> 06:51:05.540 I have a hundred and one 06:51:05.540 --> 06:51:07.540 I have a hundred and twenty one CSF 06:51:07.540 --> 06:51:09.540 You should do better, but you see your full build 06:51:09.540 --> 06:51:11.540 So now you want to get it 06:51:11.540 --> 06:51:13.540 Like, the bombs just shit 06:51:13.540 --> 06:51:15.540 Get a pot, get a pot 06:51:15.540 --> 06:51:17.540 Press B 06:51:17.540 --> 06:51:19.540 The bombs just angle 06:51:19.540 --> 06:51:21.540 Should I buy anything or no 06:51:21.540 --> 06:51:23.540 Your full build now 06:51:23.540 --> 06:51:25.540 Wait, actually, plus tab 06:51:25.540 --> 06:51:27.540 Wanna see something real quick, plus tab 06:51:27.540 --> 06:51:29.540 So now we're gonna do more 06:51:29.540 --> 06:51:33.140 I don't know who told you that boots, but it's not good here. And then afterwards where you can do 06:51:34.140 --> 06:51:36.820 Your red boot in your inventory, so get one more way 06:51:37.460 --> 06:51:41.380 If they walk up to you walk away, you keep going until you see someone, okay? 06:51:42.220 --> 06:51:48.300 You have to drag your your dragon so you can menu up. You have to sell it. Good. See 06:51:48.300 --> 06:51:50.300 I 06:51:58.020 --> 06:52:00.940 Open the shop and right click the boots and then get my tread 06:52:07.380 --> 06:52:11.580 You sell it fast now get my treads there you go. It's perfect. They go 06:52:11.580 --> 06:52:13.580 Anytime 06:52:15.660 --> 06:52:19.440 Now take your revenge on these motherfuckers these fucking cotsuckers 06:52:23.340 --> 06:52:25.340 Yeah 06:52:27.020 --> 06:52:31.820 Yep, all right. Yep. You see him. You see your GenC ultimate you 06:52:33.420 --> 06:52:35.820 Nice and the game and the game will play 06:52:41.580 --> 06:52:42.900 No, I'm gonna kill you. 06:52:42.900 --> 06:52:44.740 Yeah, well, I'm not seeing you guys. 06:52:44.740 --> 06:52:45.580 You guys are my team. 06:52:45.580 --> 06:52:47.180 Kiss my hand now. 06:52:47.180 --> 06:52:47.900 Fuck you. 06:52:47.900 --> 06:52:48.340 Fuck you. 06:52:48.340 --> 06:52:48.740 Fuck you. 06:52:48.740 --> 06:52:49.620 I don't even see you guys. 06:52:49.620 --> 06:52:50.940 22 girls my team. 06:52:50.940 --> 06:52:51.500 Fuck you. 06:52:51.500 --> 06:52:51.900 Fuck you. 06:52:51.900 --> 06:52:52.300 Fuck you. 06:52:52.300 --> 06:52:52.780 Fuck you. 06:52:52.780 --> 06:52:54.060 I'm the greatest warwick in the history. 06:52:54.060 --> 06:52:54.820 I am writer Lee. 06:52:54.820 --> 06:52:56.580 I'm not on my character and on top. 06:52:56.580 --> 06:52:56.940 Lee. 06:52:56.940 --> 06:52:58.420 I don't understand you've never gotten 21. 06:52:58.420 --> 06:52:59.140 Yeah. 06:52:59.140 --> 06:53:01.660 Oh, you never got it. 06:53:01.660 --> 06:53:03.020 22. 06:53:03.020 --> 06:53:04.300 OK, I'm also I don't know. 06:53:04.300 --> 06:53:05.460 I'm using principles and shit. 06:53:05.460 --> 06:53:06.100 And I don't know. 06:53:06.100 --> 06:53:06.700 It's a coach. 06:53:06.700 --> 06:53:07.660 I don't know what to tell you. 06:53:07.660 --> 06:53:08.500 Hey, stop it. 06:53:08.500 --> 06:53:09.700 He got two girls. 06:53:09.700 --> 06:53:15.300 Go on the game for us daddy daddy and the game for us. Yep. I got you daddy and the game. Okay. Thank you 06:53:15.300 --> 06:53:17.300 So this is what we're gonna need now 06:53:17.620 --> 06:53:19.140 Don't that's taken by 06:53:19.140 --> 06:53:23.160 What we're gonna need now is we're gonna need hums and muda to settle it 06:53:23.260 --> 06:53:28.540 So muda unmute hums, and you guys need to settle the beef. Yep, please 06:53:28.540 --> 06:53:32.700 I'm gonna stop fucking baby. Never do that. Got it. I got it 06:53:32.700 --> 06:53:33.700 What up? 06:53:33.700 --> 06:53:34.700 No, I'm out of still. 06:53:34.700 --> 06:53:35.700 No, you're not muted, bro. 06:53:35.700 --> 06:53:36.700 What's up? 06:53:36.700 --> 06:53:37.700 You did amazing. 06:53:37.700 --> 06:53:38.700 Okay. 06:53:38.700 --> 06:53:39.700 You did. 06:53:39.700 --> 06:53:40.700 You did good. 06:53:40.700 --> 06:53:41.700 How's that? 06:53:41.700 --> 06:53:42.700 Listen, bro. 06:53:42.700 --> 06:53:43.700 Can I just get some shit off my chest? 06:53:43.700 --> 06:53:44.700 Yes. 06:53:44.700 --> 06:53:45.700 Go ahead. 06:53:45.700 --> 06:53:48.700 So yeah, I forgive you for, uh, for, I forgive you for anything that you're sorry for. 06:53:48.700 --> 06:53:52.700 But, uh, yeah, I think I'm going to have to break up and you're never going to coach 06:53:52.700 --> 06:53:53.700 me again. 06:53:53.700 --> 06:53:55.700 But I, but I mean, I will, I will have you unmuted. 06:53:55.700 --> 06:53:56.700 I will have you unmuted. 06:53:56.700 --> 06:53:59.700 You didn't even listen to me when I told you to go in. 06:53:59.700 --> 06:54:00.700 Yeah. 06:54:00.700 --> 06:54:01.700 Yeah. 06:54:01.700 --> 06:54:08.660 Yeah, so I yeah, that's I'm breaking up with you. You're an amazing coach. It's it's not you. It's me. It's not you 06:54:08.660 --> 06:54:09.860 It's me 06:54:09.860 --> 06:54:13.340 Wow, you did absolutely nothing this game. Yeah, I literally I actually 06:54:13.340 --> 06:54:17.740 So I would have had a better KDA if I went upstairs and jerked off to you me 06:54:17.740 --> 06:54:23.140 All right, so it's not my fault. Is that my phone for what you did? No, no, no, no, no 06:54:25.620 --> 06:54:27.620 No, not at all I 06:54:27.620 --> 06:54:33.960 I legit wait what's your win when the lost and what's your what percentage I like to check that it's 32 wins 38 losses 06:54:34.400 --> 06:54:36.900 Me oh, I remember my first beer 06:54:40.460 --> 06:54:43.700 Absolutely insane, uh, how do I even check my fucking win rate? 06:54:44.100 --> 06:54:49.920 Okay, so why wait do you open on G? So this is what do so there's a site here. I'll show you okay 06:54:49.920 --> 06:54:51.920 Is everyone gonna look at my screen? 06:54:52.440 --> 06:54:53.780 Yes, sir 06:54:53.780 --> 06:54:57.000 Do you guys want to do a side-by-side comparison? 06:54:57.000 --> 06:55:03.040 Yeah, the two of yours. Okay. Yes. I'm already not this game though. Not this game. No, not the game but general stats 06:55:04.360 --> 06:55:07.880 Okay, so what I coach more than he's on Jonah. He does good 06:55:09.040 --> 06:55:11.420 We'll see about that. We'll see about that comes 06:55:12.800 --> 06:55:18.900 Okay, so Jesus I have a 45% win rate. Okay, so the difference is right now 06:55:20.160 --> 06:55:22.160 Let him talk 06:55:22.160 --> 06:55:27.160 before the four out of the 06:55:27.160 --> 06:55:29.160 I'm never I'm never in his ear 06:55:29.160 --> 06:55:31.160 though most of the games 06:55:31.160 --> 06:55:33.160 before he says Jinxie you play 06:55:33.160 --> 06:55:35.160 maybe like like a couple of 06:55:35.160 --> 06:55:37.160 games that their brother 06:55:37.160 --> 06:55:39.160 off stream without Don't and 06:55:39.160 --> 06:55:41.160 then when you're on stream all 06:55:41.160 --> 06:55:43.160 you do is play with Don't when 06:55:43.160 --> 06:55:45.160 I'm on stream I never play like 06:55:45.160 --> 06:55:47.160 maybe once every like four 06:55:47.160 --> 06:55:49.160 days one second one second 06:55:49.160 --> 06:55:51.160 though would you like a medium 06:55:51.160 --> 06:55:58.500 Alright, now here we go. Let the shout-outs of talk. Okay, so let's look so mooder right now has a 06:55:59.360 --> 06:56:04.680 45% win rate, but he just won his last game. So it's actually at 46 06:56:05.120 --> 06:56:11.000 So mooder has a 46% with 32 wins 38 losses. He has a 48% on yon 06:56:11.560 --> 06:56:13.320 25% on the callee 06:56:13.320 --> 06:56:20.000 Holy and then it's your personal Yasuo and 100% of the bond now his yon and a callee stats 06:56:20.000 --> 06:56:26.840 He averages eight and seven and eight and eight. Okay, so now we'll look at Jin see 06:56:27.840 --> 06:56:29.840 Jin see actually has a 06:56:30.240 --> 06:56:33.240 49% win rate one game away from 50 06:56:33.560 --> 06:56:37.560 He has a 60% on it on Warwick with 42 games 06:56:38.320 --> 06:56:41.120 52% on Master Yi with 29 games 06:56:42.240 --> 06:56:46.240 Yeah, and then we're gonna ignore all of these ones so on Warwick 06:56:46.240 --> 06:56:51.460 He averages seven and seven and on he averages three and five 06:56:52.000 --> 06:56:54.080 But what's what's what's what is taking on Yonex? 06:56:54.720 --> 06:56:58.440 It's Katie is eight and seven, but that's still good. He has more kills though 06:56:59.360 --> 06:57:05.480 So the thing is what it looks like is it looks like how's this what I think an easier role 06:57:06.200 --> 06:57:08.200 Manish like dongle 06:57:08.320 --> 06:57:12.840 They're different though. They're fundamentally the hardest role again. No, it's not true 06:57:12.840 --> 06:57:15.820 That was all about strategy and you have to be all over the 06:57:17.960 --> 06:57:20.400 Yeah, like I'm gonna be honest 06:57:20.400 --> 06:57:23.200 I'm gonna be honest and hums if you disagree with me 06:57:23.200 --> 06:57:24.360 I think they're trolling 06:57:24.360 --> 06:57:29.840 Telling Muda to freeze the wave constantly is probably the worst thing that you could tell him in this 06:57:29.840 --> 06:57:34.320 No, it's not because it allows him to play the game because it's gonna keep playing ping pong if he frees the wave 06:57:34.320 --> 06:57:37.120 He can actually fight but if he's in the way 06:57:37.560 --> 06:57:39.960 Listen, if you have a few realms 06:57:39.960 --> 06:57:41.960 Shoven Rome 06:57:43.800 --> 06:57:46.160 Roman is not good in this elo. That's not that's not how it works 06:57:46.160 --> 06:57:48.980 If he freezes it which he knows how to do surprise like surprisingly 06:57:48.980 --> 06:57:53.440 He learned that really fast and he's doing it good, but he doesn't look for an opportunity when it's fighting 06:57:53.440 --> 06:57:57.680 I like that. He's not getting surprising because it's actually a hard skill to do and he learned it fast 06:57:57.680 --> 06:58:01.840 You're your main champion you have a 48 win percentage and my main champion have a 61% 06:58:01.840 --> 06:58:04.920 So I'm most of those games. I wasn't coaching him though down when he was it 06:58:05.320 --> 06:58:09.880 Wait, if you go down look go down go down go down. Okay. Look look you see all of them 06:58:09.880 --> 06:58:10.960 the MVPs right there? 06:58:10.960 --> 06:58:13.840 But the 14 and five is six, all the way to the three and 12. 06:58:13.840 --> 06:58:15.160 Those games I coached him. 06:58:15.160 --> 06:58:16.000 A big difference. 06:58:16.000 --> 06:58:16.840 That was all- 06:58:16.840 --> 06:58:18.760 You coached him and he went three and 12. 06:58:18.760 --> 06:58:19.680 He was legit tired. 06:58:19.680 --> 06:58:21.280 No, he was legit really tired that day. 06:58:21.280 --> 06:58:22.280 How tired was he? 06:58:22.280 --> 06:58:23.120 God damn it. 06:58:23.120 --> 06:58:24.960 I think he was like nine hours and seven hours. 06:58:24.960 --> 06:58:26.720 Nine hours of playing League of Legends. 06:58:26.720 --> 06:58:27.560 Straight. 06:58:28.560 --> 06:58:29.720 Nine hours of playing League of Legends. 06:58:29.720 --> 06:58:31.160 I don't do it deep. 06:58:31.160 --> 06:58:32.000 Listen, listen. 06:58:32.000 --> 06:58:33.660 Oh, look at the MVPs when I'm in his ear. 06:58:33.660 --> 06:58:34.500 And he listens to me. 06:58:34.500 --> 06:58:36.120 Today, he didn't listen to me. 06:58:36.120 --> 06:58:38.600 Okay, listen, Jixi, how about we do a thing? 06:58:38.600 --> 06:58:41.040 How about we play mid for a hundred gifted? 06:58:41.040 --> 06:58:42.960 No, how about we leave this? 06:58:42.960 --> 06:58:45.240 First person to silver has to get, 06:58:45.240 --> 06:58:48.680 or no, first person to silver has to admit 06:58:48.680 --> 06:58:50.720 the other one's better at League of Legends, 06:58:50.720 --> 06:58:53.520 on stream and you can't do any takes and backs. 06:58:53.520 --> 06:58:56.200 For Broke Rods four, come on, come on, let's do it. 06:58:56.200 --> 06:58:58.760 First one to get silver, first one to get silver 06:58:58.760 --> 06:59:01.960 has to, the other guy has to admit that he's better. 06:59:01.960 --> 06:59:04.760 Get as many codes as you want, I don't care. 06:59:04.760 --> 06:59:05.600 I can see it. 06:59:05.600 --> 06:59:06.440 I'm gonna go on board again 06:59:06.440 --> 06:59:08.400 before they have to start to do it, you fucking suck. 06:59:08.400 --> 06:59:15.280 Want to get the 200 gifted 200 gifted. Yes, we're gonna get okay. You want to get that forever. We can silver first. Yeah, and 06:59:16.400 --> 06:59:21.200 Yes, they have to admit the other one is better. Yes on-screen. Yep. Okay 06:59:23.240 --> 06:59:30.780 And and and when you admit that the other person's better you need to wear a cosplay of the other person's choosing 06:59:34.200 --> 06:59:37.520 Yes, okay, okay. Yeah. Yeah, okay 06:59:38.400 --> 06:59:46.280 No, I will get silver before you I promise you're gonna plateau motherfucker. You're gonna plateau. Yeah, right, right win every game I play 06:59:47.640 --> 06:59:51.080 No, now go to my last two games now. All right, let's look 06:59:52.120 --> 06:59:57.760 So James, I want you to understand that right now your bronze 469 LP. You are literally 06:59:58.240 --> 07:00:02.440 Less than two games away from bronze three and you only have the same LP right now 07:00:02.440 --> 07:00:07.460 Are you guys in LP? He's James. He's slightly higher because his MMR is better because it's better 07:00:07.460 --> 07:00:09.460 Yeah, okay 07:00:10.340 --> 07:00:13.220 Yep, all right, bro. I gotta get off. I'm in 07:00:16.100 --> 07:00:22.820 Yo, um, yeah, mood up first one to silver the other guy asked you what you do you can get coaches 07:00:22.820 --> 07:00:24.940 I got that test bro. I have 07:00:25.700 --> 07:00:31.420 You can get coaches you can get you should get Hamza you see the list of your mom's your breathing unless it's 12 hours a day 07:00:32.140 --> 07:00:34.740 So you're gonna you think you're gonna get the silver without me 07:00:34.740 --> 07:00:39.740 Oh, I am 100% the second after this call ends. 07:00:39.740 --> 07:00:41.740 You're going to fire the humps up. 07:00:41.740 --> 07:00:43.740 I'm going to fire the humps up. 07:00:43.740 --> 07:00:45.740 Everything not to open up. 07:00:45.740 --> 07:00:47.740 I'm going to open up x.com, okay? 07:00:47.740 --> 07:00:49.740 Twitter.com. Search up, 07:00:49.740 --> 07:00:52.740 need a new coach. 07:00:52.740 --> 07:00:54.740 Get a new coach. 07:00:54.740 --> 07:00:56.740 And then march my way over to Silver and collect 200 gift- 07:00:56.740 --> 07:00:58.740 like it's 200 gift- 07:00:58.740 --> 07:01:00.740 like it's 200 monopoly. 07:01:00.740 --> 07:01:02.740 Get out of jail for your court instantly. 07:01:02.740 --> 07:01:07.940 the subs okay all right good luck with that yes thanks so you fired humza this is 07:01:07.940 --> 07:01:12.820 no no no no I broke up I broke up with my coach but it was okay there you know 07:01:12.820 --> 07:01:17.820 it's me not him it's me not him so humza's humza's literally crying so 07:01:17.820 --> 07:01:22.460 mood out listen to me bro listen thumbs up my student gave up on me that's it he 07:01:22.460 --> 07:01:25.580 does he do you listen why do you think your player gave up on you 07:01:25.580 --> 07:01:30.980 I'm sorry no question I don't know he doesn't listen you can't you can't you 07:01:30.980 --> 07:01:35.220 Can't see somebody doesn't listen you can take the camel to the water be came for some camera drink 07:01:35.220 --> 07:01:38.740 I take the camel. Yeah, you can take the camel brother guys under the fucking tower 07:01:39.140 --> 07:01:42.980 No, we're gonna eat you eat you three all ten bro. I said 07:01:44.540 --> 07:01:46.540 Also, I'm actually dead by me 07:01:48.740 --> 07:01:54.660 I was gonna flash you go flash you flash you flash in place half the time today how 07:01:56.300 --> 07:01:59.380 So, what are your thoughts on mood has 07:02:00.980 --> 07:02:03.380 So I think he's good when he listens 07:02:04.460 --> 07:02:06.460 I think he's mechanically gifted 07:02:06.460 --> 07:02:10.540 But he needs a brain to control him. You know, he has that he has the hands 07:02:10.540 --> 07:02:16.960 I would say and I don't want to overstep here coach thumbs up, but I would say his positioning is like a deer in headlights 07:02:18.740 --> 07:02:26.100 I don't overstep though. I don't want to step. No, no, no, he does listen. He does sometimes he just he's not good at like 07:02:26.100 --> 07:02:31.940 Johnny like when I watch you play you were constantly looking at the map, but right now he's overstimulated playing his champ 07:02:33.220 --> 07:02:37.780 No, but as they're playing jungle, so you kind of have to he doesn't really have to do it all the time 07:02:37.860 --> 07:02:43.420 But if he if he wants he learns how to play champion fully he'll be able to look at the map a lot more like daughters 07:02:43.420 --> 07:02:49.220 That's it. Are you here? I'm here. I'm listening mother fucker and iron is teaching me how to a click 07:02:49.220 --> 07:02:51.220 Yeah 07:02:52.300 --> 07:02:56.300 Literally good no no no no no okay hums hums let me explain some 07:02:56.300 --> 07:03:00.060 Oh, he thought he thought me he thought me freezing and a clicking 07:03:01.820 --> 07:03:07.840 Okay, wait, let me actually talk about it. Let me actually talk here. I genuinely think that 07:03:08.940 --> 07:03:13.060 Hums teaching stuff like that to new players is bad because the problem is 07:03:13.060 --> 07:03:14.060 I'll tell you why. 07:03:14.060 --> 07:03:17.660 If you're teaching you the fundamentals, if you right click, you're going to plateau 07:03:17.660 --> 07:03:18.660 yourself. 07:03:18.660 --> 07:03:19.660 It's even worse. 07:03:19.660 --> 07:03:25.340 Most players only learn 8-clicking unless they're ADCs when they've been playing the 07:03:25.340 --> 07:03:27.220 game for years. 07:03:27.220 --> 07:03:32.900 The majority of players do not learn 8-clicking as a skill, and they're first even year playing. 07:03:32.900 --> 07:03:33.900 It's just true. 07:03:33.900 --> 07:03:37.460 If you're learning something at the beginning, you're supposed to start with the 8-click. 07:03:37.460 --> 07:03:38.460 That's the right way. 07:03:38.460 --> 07:03:40.860 If you're doing it right click, you're only teaching the wrong fundamentals. 07:03:40.860 --> 07:03:42.700 No, but it's not about that. 07:03:42.700 --> 07:03:46.700 It's about the fact that already League of Legends is a weird game in the sense that 07:03:46.700 --> 07:03:49.900 when you right click to move, it's not normal. 07:03:49.900 --> 07:03:55.260 So if you teach somebody two different movement patterns while also having to teach them ability 07:03:55.260 --> 07:04:00.580 usage and all that kind of stuff, clicking closer to their cursor, it's like, yeah, sure, 07:04:00.580 --> 07:04:03.340 long term it's going to help, maybe, right? 07:04:03.340 --> 07:04:06.500 But it's like, it's going to make the game so much harder to understand in the beginning 07:04:06.500 --> 07:04:07.500 process. 07:04:07.500 --> 07:04:09.660 Wait, I just agree. 07:04:09.660 --> 07:04:11.180 I'm hearing one thing. 07:04:11.180 --> 07:04:16.180 My chat is saying, Hamza is top 11 NA challenger. 07:04:16.300 --> 07:04:17.680 Is that true Hamza? 07:04:17.680 --> 07:04:19.700 I am currently ranked 10, yes. 07:04:19.700 --> 07:04:21.900 So Muda, your coach is a- 07:04:21.900 --> 07:04:23.860 No, no, you're cutting off dead 10. 07:04:23.860 --> 07:04:26.180 You're literally cutting off God before speaking. 07:04:26.180 --> 07:04:27.020 Go. 07:04:27.020 --> 07:04:29.900 Okay, I was trying to teach me the wrong things 07:04:29.900 --> 07:04:30.740 at the wrong time. 07:04:30.740 --> 07:04:32.780 Okay, why aren't you two beneficial? 07:04:32.780 --> 07:04:34.140 Yes, they're beneficial, 07:04:34.140 --> 07:04:37.260 but not when I'm the lowest rank in the game. 07:04:37.260 --> 07:04:39.260 They're just 100 different things. 07:04:39.260 --> 07:04:41.620 Yo, I tried to build a build the other day, 07:04:41.620 --> 07:04:44.020 Dante's, Dante's, I tried to do another build. 07:04:44.020 --> 07:04:46.540 I said, you know the top right where you can build a build? 07:04:46.540 --> 07:04:47.380 Yeah, I didn't build it. 07:04:47.380 --> 07:04:49.380 Yes, I tried to build a build and he said, 07:04:49.380 --> 07:04:52.140 I'm not gonna teach you that, that's newbie. 07:04:52.140 --> 07:04:54.940 That's newbie, I'm not gonna teach you how to build that. 07:04:54.940 --> 07:04:55.940 Lali. 07:04:55.940 --> 07:04:57.940 And then he taught me how to eight click. 07:04:57.940 --> 07:05:00.900 Okay, no, no, no, that was me just trolling as well, 07:05:00.900 --> 07:05:03.340 for sure, but the thing is eight clicking is still fine. 07:05:03.340 --> 07:05:05.860 And you freezing, that is something more advanced, 07:05:05.860 --> 07:05:08.280 but I told you that because of the tournament. 07:05:08.280 --> 07:05:09.720 and you did it perfectly. 07:05:09.720 --> 07:05:12.400 So, and I saw that you learned how to adapt that quickly. 07:05:12.400 --> 07:05:14.560 I was like, oh shit, you're a fast learner. 07:05:14.560 --> 07:05:16.240 So if you learned how to do that, 07:05:16.240 --> 07:05:17.640 that's when I told you eight click, 07:05:17.640 --> 07:05:20.120 I was trying to teach you eight click three days ago. 07:05:20.120 --> 07:05:20.960 Okay. 07:05:20.960 --> 07:05:23.760 So because I thought you learned fast. 07:05:23.760 --> 07:05:27.040 So two issues that I'll say, two issues. 07:05:27.040 --> 07:05:29.560 The first one is that when it comes to freezing, 07:05:29.560 --> 07:05:33.840 the reason why I think it's worse in MoElo personally 07:05:33.840 --> 07:05:36.080 is because if you just learn how to fight 07:05:36.080 --> 07:05:38.420 and you don't worry at all about wave management, 07:05:38.420 --> 07:05:40.640 you're gonna make way more progress mechanically 07:05:40.640 --> 07:05:42.320 over the course of 50 games, 07:05:42.320 --> 07:05:43.480 than if you learn how to freeze 07:05:43.480 --> 07:05:45.560 and try to min-max wave management. 07:05:45.560 --> 07:05:48.240 When it comes to things like eight clicking, 07:05:48.240 --> 07:05:50.520 the reason why I think eight clicking is throwing hums 07:05:50.520 --> 07:05:52.520 is because imagine you're sitting there 07:05:52.520 --> 07:05:54.880 and you have a guy that's a virgin, right? 07:05:54.880 --> 07:05:56.080 And then you're gonna sit there 07:05:56.080 --> 07:05:59.200 and you're gonna try to teach him how to have sex, right? 07:05:59.200 --> 07:06:00.520 Mura, it's like he's sitting there 07:06:00.520 --> 07:06:02.080 and he doesn't even know how to thrust, 07:06:02.080 --> 07:06:05.080 but you're already teaching him how to rub the clit 07:06:05.080 --> 07:06:09.400 while he's thrusting does that make sense but but he doesn't know how to 07:06:09.400 --> 07:06:12.280 thrust yet so it's like he's thrusting and like her 07:06:12.280 --> 07:06:15.400 eye and in her ear and you're sitting there and you're like 07:06:15.400 --> 07:06:19.560 dude rub the clit rub the clit but it's like humps it's not even going in the 07:06:19.560 --> 07:06:23.480 vagina bro but okay okay you're contradicting yourself you're 07:06:23.480 --> 07:06:26.280 telling him you want to fight fight fight correct yes 07:06:26.280 --> 07:06:30.360 okay so if you fight fight fight why are you constantly hitting the wave 07:06:30.360 --> 07:06:33.000 you're just playing ping pong at that point they're not gonna fight that's 07:06:33.000 --> 07:06:35.640 That's how you force him to fight by freezing the whip. 07:06:35.640 --> 07:06:38.920 And he learned that he's doing freezing good. 07:06:38.920 --> 07:06:41.160 So why are you not going to tell him to stop freezing 07:06:41.160 --> 07:06:42.640 if he already knows how to do it? 07:06:42.640 --> 07:06:43.680 Yo, guys. 07:06:43.680 --> 07:06:45.200 What's up, JNC? 07:06:45.200 --> 07:06:46.320 It's a good thing. 07:06:46.320 --> 07:06:48.200 I ended my stream. 07:06:48.200 --> 07:06:52.320 And I just want to say, off stream, 07:06:52.320 --> 07:06:54.320 mood up, go back to win trading on that one. 07:06:54.320 --> 07:06:55.320 I'm sorry. 07:06:55.320 --> 07:06:55.820 I'm sorry. 07:06:55.820 --> 07:06:56.320 I'm sorry. 07:06:59.320 --> 07:07:00.960 Did you just see the cough you were saying that? 07:07:00.960 --> 07:07:01.460 He left. 07:07:01.460 --> 07:07:01.960 I'm sorry. 07:07:03.000 --> 07:07:12.340 But no, but so what I was trying to say though, what I was trying to say is like, it's just 07:07:12.340 --> 07:07:16.180 because I feel like you forget how complex of a game league is when you start. 07:07:16.180 --> 07:07:17.180 That's the issue. 07:07:17.180 --> 07:07:20.780 It's like, I like, I get that I don't, I totally get that. 07:07:20.780 --> 07:07:22.180 Yeah, but you're not understanding. 07:07:22.180 --> 07:07:26.100 I saw Moodle learn fast, correct? 07:07:26.100 --> 07:07:27.340 Okay. 07:07:27.340 --> 07:07:29.300 And he learned that fast for the tournaments. 07:07:29.300 --> 07:07:35.420 I was like oh shit this guy's a fast learner because he has really good game knowledge from from Valorant and him being really good 07:07:35.420 --> 07:07:37.980 So because he learned that fast, okay, I was like okay now 07:07:37.980 --> 07:07:41.100 It might be the time to teach him a click at first. He was right-clicking. I was like, okay 07:07:41.220 --> 07:07:45.540 Sure, that's bad, but that's like let him let him do for that now, but now as he wanted to get better 07:07:45.540 --> 07:07:47.100 I'm like, okay, since you learned that fast 07:07:47.100 --> 07:07:51.180 Let's see if you learn how to a click and he was telling me about yesterday. Oh, yeah 07:07:51.180 --> 07:07:57.540 I was a clicking sometimes, but not all the time. So yeah, just slowly adapt to it. So okay, so I have an idea 07:07:57.540 --> 07:08:04.320 What if you kept Hamsa as your coach, cheer me out. 07:08:04.320 --> 07:08:09.780 But instead of him telling you what he thinks, you should learn, you give him a list of the 07:08:09.780 --> 07:08:14.220 things that you think you want to learn and then he adapts to that. 07:08:14.220 --> 07:08:16.100 Because I don't know anything about league. 07:08:16.100 --> 07:08:18.220 I don't know what I should learn and what not to learn. 07:08:18.220 --> 07:08:22.460 So then why are you arguing with me about what I'm teaching you? 07:08:22.460 --> 07:08:26.540 Because I just know as a top ranked player in Valorant. 07:08:26.540 --> 07:08:30.540 That's not ego. No, no, no, not even let me finish what I'm saying 07:08:30.540 --> 07:08:34.700 I just know there's better things to learn than a clicking and 07:08:36.540 --> 07:08:38.540 She read it 07:08:39.540 --> 07:08:43.860 Guys, okay, thank you, bro. No, I heard 07:08:44.460 --> 07:08:49.980 Mura, are you not understanding what I'm saying? I said you learn fast 07:08:50.180 --> 07:08:53.260 So I was letting you adapt to your fucking speed 07:08:53.260 --> 07:08:59.100 Okay, listen wait Muda. So what are you saying? You are learning faster than the average iron and bronze player 07:08:59.100 --> 07:09:04.520 So if you learn fast fast, you can learn something even harder faster, which will make you skyrocket faster 07:09:04.520 --> 07:09:06.520 Are you understand? 07:09:06.520 --> 07:09:08.020 Let me explain. Let me explain 07:09:08.020 --> 07:09:14.520 The opposite of that is what's happening. I'm getting fucked by mid lane characters. Yeah, so let me explain something 07:09:14.520 --> 07:09:20.940 You were dropping 19 kills 20 kills yesterday. Okay, is that is that with you in my ear with you in my ear 07:09:20.940 --> 07:09:28.800 Okay guys, hear me out, hear me out. This is what I think the problem is 07:09:29.540 --> 07:09:33.800 Iron players are like the special ed class in the school, right? 07:09:33.940 --> 07:09:39.440 Like if you're new to the game, it's like your special ed and it's like comparing what it's all your comparing what it's all iron player 07:09:39.440 --> 07:09:46.400 He's not iron bro. Hums. He's hums hums if he has a negative win rate in that elo 07:09:46.400 --> 07:09:52.040 And when he's not getting coached by you, it's a cornflip assob other not it's going on then yes 07:09:52.200 --> 07:09:57.600 He is iron like this is the thing you have to understand. He has never played league before 07:09:57.800 --> 07:10:03.800 It's not another R6 incident. He has never played league before it's completely new. It's completely foreign 07:10:03.800 --> 07:10:05.160 He's an FPS player 07:10:05.160 --> 07:10:07.160 So the thing is that even though yes 07:10:07.280 --> 07:10:14.720 He is a fast learner and all that and he understands concepts you still need to treat him like he is special ed 07:10:14.720 --> 07:10:19.360 Because if you don't then it overloads him. Does that make sense? I 07:10:20.320 --> 07:10:25.180 Did yes, I understand. That's why I said let him adapt to his style, right? 07:10:25.180 --> 07:10:27.520 Well, eventually you need to adapt to a clicking 07:10:27.920 --> 07:10:32.840 No, I don't know and he said no don't just that's literally what he was doing yesterday 07:10:32.880 --> 07:10:38.360 You weren't there. He was literally right clicking and he said oh you said oh Hamza in between. I don't know if you saw 07:10:38.360 --> 07:10:43.160 I was also a click. I was okay. Good job. Okay, try to try to adapt to it. Is that not is that not right? 07:10:43.160 --> 07:10:45.080 So, Muda, let me ask you a question. 07:10:45.080 --> 07:10:47.540 In the same way that you cope in your league games 07:10:47.540 --> 07:10:49.280 about everybody being a smurf, 07:10:49.280 --> 07:10:52.040 do you think there's a chance that you're coping 07:10:52.040 --> 07:10:55.420 about you thinking Hums is a bad coach? 07:10:55.420 --> 07:10:58.560 Just because you end up underperforming? 07:10:58.560 --> 07:10:59.400 No, no, what do you mean? 07:10:59.400 --> 07:11:00.240 What do you mean by that? 07:11:00.240 --> 07:11:01.080 Repeat the question. 07:11:01.080 --> 07:11:02.920 So what I mean is that in league, right, 07:11:02.920 --> 07:11:05.200 we've assessed that when you lose lane, 07:11:05.200 --> 07:11:06.640 oftentimes you're gonna say that's 07:11:06.640 --> 07:11:08.280 because the enemy was smurfing 07:11:08.280 --> 07:11:10.040 or they were stream sniping, right? 07:11:10.040 --> 07:11:11.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 07:11:11.080 --> 07:11:14.400 Okay. So in the same way that you're willing to cope about that, 07:11:14.680 --> 07:11:17.760 do you think there's a chance that you're translating that cope? 07:11:18.040 --> 07:11:22.120 But now instead of blaming stream snipers, you're blaming your coach. 07:11:22.320 --> 07:11:26.200 Because if he was dropped, if you were dropping 20 kills a game while he was 07:11:26.200 --> 07:11:30.880 coaching you, then maybe it wasn't a coaching issue. 07:11:31.200 --> 07:11:32.200 Do you understand? 07:11:32.480 --> 07:11:33.240 Yeah, I understand. 07:11:33.560 --> 07:11:37.520 So what if this is what I think, what I think the thing is, 07:11:37.520 --> 07:11:44.640 hums is that Muda wants to feel supported. He wants to feel uplifted. He wants to be 07:11:44.640 --> 07:11:50.160 told that he's the fucking king of the world and that if he's doing something shitty then 07:11:50.160 --> 07:11:53.760 you're just like who gives a fuck dude you're still gonna mug him all at the end of the 07:11:53.760 --> 07:12:00.000 day and the thing is hums that you want him to learn as fast as possible and because you 07:12:00.000 --> 07:12:09.840 respond better to being treated derogatorily it causes you to have a mismatch but Hums what if I 07:12:09.840 --> 07:12:16.560 told you that he's willing to learn at a faster pace but he say you don't want coaching no more 07:12:16.560 --> 07:12:22.560 he say you don't want no more coach wait wait Bermuda if he treated you with respect and if he 07:12:22.560 --> 07:12:27.200 metaphor what do you mean with respect okay wait whoa whoa I didn't even say anything wrong to him 07:12:27.200 --> 07:12:31.280 Oh when I miss an alter in EQ. I'm a terrorist. I'm gonna get your shit 07:12:31.280 --> 07:12:33.360 I didn't call you that you you you 07:12:34.400 --> 07:12:41.600 I don't last in a cannon. Oh my god, what the fuck are you doing playing sound boards like it's literally just I don't know 07:12:41.600 --> 07:12:45.360 I didn't know I didn't know what another coach was like until today 07:12:45.360 --> 07:12:50.360 I never watched the dogs is in doubt before until they started coaching each other this guy's like 07:12:50.360 --> 07:12:54.360 Look, look, look, look, look, look, take it, Jixie's cock in the mouth. 07:12:54.360 --> 07:12:57.360 So you want me to suck your ass the whole time while you're underperforming? 07:12:57.360 --> 07:12:58.360 No, that's what I want. 07:12:58.360 --> 07:12:59.360 No, no, no, no. 07:12:59.360 --> 07:13:00.360 That's what you want. 07:13:00.360 --> 07:13:01.360 Yes, that's what I'm gonna do. 07:13:01.360 --> 07:13:03.360 Yes, and the Hums, while you're doing it, and the Hums... 07:13:03.360 --> 07:13:06.360 And if you possibly infer remains after playing like shit. 07:13:06.360 --> 07:13:11.360 And the Hums, while you're doing it, you better fucking comment about how nice and juicy those balls are, too. 07:13:11.360 --> 07:13:15.360 No, if he plays like shit, I'm gonna tell him he's playing like shit, and do better. 07:13:15.360 --> 07:13:21.540 All I'm saying is obviously, Hums is a good player, he's ranked top 10 in the world right 07:13:21.540 --> 07:13:26.880 now, the guy's absolutely a demon, but I also don't know anything about League and I, from 07:13:26.880 --> 07:13:33.520 my point of view, think that I should not know how to freeze and a click when I'm dying 07:13:33.520 --> 07:13:36.800 in fucking fights in Iron and it's a coin flip without winning them. 07:13:36.800 --> 07:13:37.800 That's all I'm gonna say. 07:13:37.800 --> 07:13:38.800 So did you all say? 07:13:38.800 --> 07:13:39.800 Yes! 07:13:39.800 --> 07:13:41.800 Hums is an insane player, it's top 10, I'm not saying that. 07:13:41.800 --> 07:13:43.300 I'm not saying he's ass. 07:13:43.300 --> 07:13:46.500 I'm saying I just don't think he knows how to coach me. 07:13:46.900 --> 07:13:49.980 I don't know. I just why am I iron and that's like it. 07:13:49.980 --> 07:13:51.980 That's what I'm saying. 07:13:53.180 --> 07:13:56.260 That's a thing. If you came to Valorant and you were iron, 07:13:56.340 --> 07:14:00.380 the worst rank in the game, I taught you shit. 07:14:00.380 --> 07:14:02.380 Radiance do and skip. 07:14:03.060 --> 07:14:08.380 Platt, silver, gold, bronze, diamond, ascendant, 07:14:08.380 --> 07:14:10.500 immortal and told you what radiance did. 07:14:10.620 --> 07:14:13.140 So now you know shit that high rate people do. 07:14:13.300 --> 07:14:19.840 But nothing with the fucking low you'll do so I just jumped a hundred flight of stairs and I don't even know the fundamentals of the game 07:14:19.840 --> 07:14:23.300 I'm just getting rocked rock rock, but hey 07:14:26.180 --> 07:14:28.180 And I know how to a flick 07:14:29.140 --> 07:14:34.620 What would up you still learned it and you did it so why is it an issue? 07:14:35.460 --> 07:14:37.460 Because now I know nothing else 07:14:38.140 --> 07:14:43.180 Explain it. I'll explain it doesn't stop you from learning everything else if you learned how to do it 07:14:43.300 --> 07:14:46.660 And you've adapted it fast. Why is it an issue? 07:14:47.940 --> 07:14:51.240 You know, you know, wait a minute. This is not true correct. All right, you know, you know the thing is Muda 07:14:51.240 --> 07:14:55.460 I've coached many people. I don't teach them freezing when they're fucking bronze 07:14:55.460 --> 07:14:59.660 I only taught you that because you were in a tournament and you 07:15:00.260 --> 07:15:06.320 Did fast? So why is it an issue? I don't understand. How does that make me a bad coach? 07:15:06.500 --> 07:15:09.140 Because you learned it good. It's very contradicting 07:15:10.060 --> 07:15:12.820 It doesn't make sense. I just in my opinion 07:15:12.820 --> 07:15:15.340 I feel like I could have learned a lot more information. 07:15:15.340 --> 07:15:16.340 I don't know who knows. 07:15:16.340 --> 07:15:19.740 I don't know anything about bronze or League of Legends, but I feel like they're 07:15:19.740 --> 07:15:22.140 going to be way more coaching. 07:15:22.540 --> 07:15:23.860 So let me explain. 07:15:24.020 --> 07:15:24.660 Let me explain. 07:15:24.660 --> 07:15:26.420 I want to explain something. 07:15:26.420 --> 07:15:27.180 I want to explain something. 07:15:27.180 --> 07:15:28.300 A hundred hours in the game. 07:15:28.300 --> 07:15:29.060 Muda, hear me out. 07:15:29.580 --> 07:15:34.820 The problem that I've learned, right, is even in the limited time that I was 07:15:34.820 --> 07:15:39.900 coaching Muda Hums, it seems like Muda is somebody that needs to understand 07:15:39.900 --> 07:15:45.900 concepts before how to apply them. So, for example, he was asking me things like 07:15:45.900 --> 07:15:51.100 Don't Test. I want to know why am I doing this? How do I impact the game? How do I 07:15:51.100 --> 07:15:55.860 carry? And the problem was that these were questions that things like freezing 07:15:55.860 --> 07:16:00.620 and egg-clicking weren't necessarily giving him the answer to. For example, 07:16:00.620 --> 07:16:05.300 when Laning Phase ended, he knew that he had to go bot lane, but he didn't 07:16:05.300 --> 07:16:09.500 understand that top lane was also equally as viable because it's the concept 07:16:09.500 --> 07:16:10.600 of 07:16:10.600 --> 07:16:12.600 Cygling do you follow me so far? 07:16:13.700 --> 07:16:15.700 Don't dance. Don't dance. Don't dance 07:16:16.700 --> 07:16:22.140 No, no, no, no, no, don't dance. I taught him bronze iron fundamentals. What to do? 07:16:22.140 --> 07:16:27.140 I said go to practice to mood up. Let's train. Let's let's learn how to see us 07:16:27.140 --> 07:16:31.500 He said I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I said mood up. Okay. Let's bother you 07:16:31.500 --> 07:16:33.500 I don't want to do that. It's boring. It's boring 07:16:34.060 --> 07:16:38.060 I'm trying to teach you what I am playing bronze playing lures. And he doesn't want to learn it 07:16:38.060 --> 07:16:40.060 So one more thing I do 07:16:42.260 --> 07:16:47.340 I said about that part of you I said about that how to see us I said about what else 07:16:49.620 --> 07:16:54.260 Into a practice tool in CS for 20 minutes one I didn't I did it was 20 minutes 07:16:54.260 --> 07:16:58.220 It was 10 minutes. I said I have an idea all the second CS. I have an idea 07:16:58.900 --> 07:17:00.620 Moody's from Ontario 07:17:00.620 --> 07:17:07.300 Hums is from New York. That's not a lot of distance. What you guys should do set up a friendly spar 07:17:07.300 --> 07:17:12.700 The winner of this bar gets to choose the coaching style for the next month. 07:17:12.700 --> 07:17:14.100 Why would I want to hit him? 07:17:14.100 --> 07:17:15.100 Why would I want to hit him? 07:17:15.100 --> 07:17:16.100 I love him. 07:17:16.100 --> 07:17:17.100 Okay, then this one will do. 07:17:17.100 --> 07:17:20.580 So, Hums, you're just going to walk in and you're going to be dressed as like the Michelin 07:17:20.580 --> 07:17:25.260 man and then he's just going to beat the shit out of you for about 10 minutes straight and 07:17:25.260 --> 07:17:27.860 then after that you guys hug it out and then you don't. 07:17:27.860 --> 07:17:28.860 What, do you want to hit me? 07:17:28.860 --> 07:17:29.860 No, no, no, no, no, no. 07:17:29.860 --> 07:17:30.860 Okay, perfect. 07:17:30.860 --> 07:17:31.860 So if neither of you want to... 07:17:31.860 --> 07:17:36.860 So do you hate me for the way I teach you? 07:17:36.860 --> 07:17:41.620 No, bro. I know bro. I just like when I eat alt and I miss my alt 07:17:41.820 --> 07:17:47.580 And I just I want to kill myself and you say something that means what I kill myself more. It's not the best thing to say 07:17:49.140 --> 07:17:53.340 Fair enough so so to be honest to be honest to be to be honest 07:17:53.340 --> 07:17:57.500 I honestly do as a joking man. I would I do that, but I didn't know you take that she seriously 07:17:57.500 --> 07:18:01.140 Because you guys like it's just no no, that's fair. That's fair. That's fair 07:18:01.140 --> 07:18:02.500 And I applaud this for that 07:18:02.500 --> 07:18:06.660 You know I bro we're streaming but anyone we were playing when we play all shows coach you 07:18:06.860 --> 07:18:10.340 I wasn't I wasn't like trying to flame you. I like that. No, exactly 07:18:10.340 --> 07:18:14.620 So it's usually just for content just to fucking say oh shit you made a mistake like okay 07:18:15.180 --> 07:18:21.120 Let me let me give an example Muda. It's like imagine you and hums are having sex, right? 07:18:21.140 --> 07:18:27.420 Okay, but like that's why you have to make everything sexual because it's the best way that my brain operates with analogies follow me for a second 07:18:27.420 --> 07:18:29.420 therapy, so yeah, I'm 07:18:29.700 --> 07:18:32.620 Actively in there don't worry about it. So it's like imagine 07:18:32.620 --> 07:18:38.080 Imagine what you're like. Oh Hums. I like it when you slap my ass like yeah when you saw my ass 07:18:38.080 --> 07:18:42.360 I feel it's good. I then after Hums like oh he likes being degraded. So he's like yeah 07:18:42.360 --> 07:18:46.140 You like that you dirty bitch, but it's like you didn't like being called a dirty bitch 07:18:46.180 --> 07:18:51.700 But because you liked getting your ass left Hums didn't register that there was a difference 07:18:51.820 --> 07:18:56.040 So right now it's like you guys are having a communication breakthrough 07:18:56.040 --> 07:19:00.720 through so because you guys are sitting here right and you're learning more 07:19:00.720 --> 07:19:05.240 about each other's communication methods now hums you're learning you're like 07:19:05.240 --> 07:19:11.040 hey my student because I think what it is hums is Muda doesn't mind being told 07:19:11.040 --> 07:19:14.940 he has cancer but he doesn't want to be told he has cancer when he's already 07:19:14.940 --> 07:19:21.120 in the game or he has AIDS so it's like you just need to limit it right and then 07:19:21.120 --> 07:19:26.520 also do a little bit of like complimenting in between right and then you 07:19:26.520 --> 07:19:34.520 guys are gonna be golden I'm telling you I do I do I do I do all that but I 07:19:34.520 --> 07:19:39.240 didn't know that would bother you Muda I apologize no no bro it's just me bro 07:19:39.240 --> 07:19:43.440 maybe I'm just a bitch bro no I apologize that really good bro you're 07:19:43.440 --> 07:19:48.080 good bro you're good you're good you're good you're good okay maybe I'm just 07:19:48.080 --> 07:19:55.400 ask that league bro maybe I'm no no but I don't know what I got to confess I'm 07:19:55.400 --> 07:20:01.960 about Hums he just said maybe he's uncoachable this is your moment you 07:20:01.960 --> 07:20:05.400 need to sit there I'm listen I know you don't want to jerk him off but you need 07:20:05.400 --> 07:20:10.320 to right now you'd be like no Muda listen I saw you and even faker himself 07:20:10.320 --> 07:20:13.320 doesn't do this shit you do in the learning time that you're learning like 07:20:13.320 --> 07:20:16.720 you got to tell him like Muda you won't even have to win trade and your ass is 07:20:16.720 --> 07:20:20.160 going to be challenger by the end of the year. You need to sit there, you need to make him 07:20:20.160 --> 07:20:24.160 feel like God right now. Do you understand me? Do you want to fucking coach him motherfucker? 07:20:24.160 --> 07:20:28.080 Like if you sit there and you're just like, oh, wow, it is what it is. Then it's like right now, 07:20:28.080 --> 07:20:31.760 Hums, it's like right now you're fighting for the girl. And you're at a point where you're like, 07:20:31.760 --> 07:20:36.800 well, if she thinks he has a bigger dick, then maybe she should just fuck him instead. Motherfucker, 07:20:36.800 --> 07:20:41.120 why are you going to sit in the corner and watch? Fight for what you want. Fucking bastard. Do you 07:20:41.120 --> 07:20:46.560 understand me so you what you say the stroke is ego yes it's what he needs bro 07:20:46.560 --> 07:20:50.000 you need a sitter you need to fucking be like you know what mood I'm gonna be 07:20:50.000 --> 07:20:54.240 honest like I was watching your vods and bro I couldn't tell name plates off if I 07:20:54.240 --> 07:20:58.720 was watching you or faker when young released bro like the mechanics are there 07:20:58.720 --> 07:21:06.200 you gotta fucking let him know dude do you understand me yeah alright practice 07:21:06.200 --> 07:21:12.320 Practice on me. Such choking my guys. Okay, but I listen listen. It's okay. We had a rough start. All right 07:21:12.320 --> 07:21:17.360 No, I'll come in on this and talk about my hack room. Okay. Okay, but like I'll be lying 07:21:18.840 --> 07:21:20.920 Can't talk about your hacker your hacker was tell me 07:21:22.160 --> 07:21:26.960 Muda your your name was it's really good mechanically. You're you're really good mechanically 07:21:26.960 --> 07:21:32.440 You just need to not be overstimulated. I know you have one of the best potentials as an early student 07:21:32.440 --> 07:21:38.000 You're really good starting off. All right. Forget about what I said earlier. I know I apologize 07:21:38.000 --> 07:21:44.000 But I didn't know that would hurt you. I apologize. I'm here to uplift. Yes. Now say now say don't test 07:21:44.000 --> 07:21:47.680 You're the best acronym. I've ever seen every time we play together. I love having on my team 07:21:47.680 --> 07:21:53.080 I'm wearing your pass. You're crazy. I'm fucking practice to fucking asshole. I'm doing this for you 07:21:53.880 --> 07:21:55.880 Listen, you're one of the best 07:21:57.400 --> 07:21:59.400 I can hear my name's not this 07:21:59.400 --> 07:22:06.400 I'll be lying. I don't lie. I can't see that. Okay, then see Dante s see Dante s it's like it's not me 07:22:06.400 --> 07:22:10.380 But it's also still me. Does that make sense on Dante s you're like one of the best 07:22:10.620 --> 07:22:12.720 Hacker rooms I've ever seen in my entire life, bro 07:22:12.720 --> 07:22:19.580 The way you fucking throw your cues around swinging at the enemy and the way you just go in and deep dive the whole enemy team 07:22:19.580 --> 07:22:21.580 I've never seen any movements like that before 07:22:22.520 --> 07:22:25.800 God damn boy. How was that? How was that? How was that? 07:22:25.800 --> 07:22:29.840 All I'm gonna say is I won't be able to stand up for the next 20 minutes after that one 07:22:32.480 --> 07:22:37.120 All right, but to be honest to be honest I did not think that would actually bother him 07:22:37.520 --> 07:22:40.840 No, I get it. I get it like it's just the way you are. You know, I mean, oh 07:22:41.960 --> 07:22:47.680 Leave the way we were when we were coaching just like I don't even know it was actually no listen listen what it is 07:22:47.680 --> 07:22:53.960 I don't even know it's actually that much. I swear to God. It's not about you. It's Jin see it's because he wants to be better than Jin see 07:22:53.960 --> 07:22:57.500 And then when you came in and you were letting him know like dude, what the fuck are you doing? 07:22:57.500 --> 07:23:01.740 It's like that's when it started. So you have to yeah, that's what it was 07:23:02.140 --> 07:23:08.200 So, okay, I think it wasn't that bad. I just got jealous. I got jealous of how dog just jinxed it out. You treat me 07:23:08.960 --> 07:23:15.000 That's what it was. Listen. Listen. What are you on my mother? No, stop. Don't say that 07:23:15.560 --> 07:23:19.920 You want my honest opinion? Muda? What? What's my honest opinion, bro? Muda? I swear to God 07:23:20.240 --> 07:23:23.320 You're one of the best mechanical players I've seen in bronze 07:23:23.960 --> 07:23:27.880 Okay. I think you're generally way better than most bronze players, 07:23:28.000 --> 07:23:31.760 which is why I taught you things that the average bronze iron player do. 07:23:32.480 --> 07:23:37.680 You are Muda. You are literally one of the top players in other games. Okay. 07:23:38.040 --> 07:23:41.040 I know you are good. That's why I taught you better things. 07:23:42.200 --> 07:23:45.360 I apologize if I hurt your feelings. Okay, Muda. I apologize. 07:23:49.200 --> 07:23:51.720 Now Muda, I'm going to be honest. If you share all that and you still want 07:23:51.720 --> 07:23:53.720 another coach bro you might just be a bad person 07:24:09.720 --> 07:24:11.720 am i muddied? 07:24:11.720 --> 07:24:13.720 hello 07:24:13.720 --> 07:24:15.720 mudda are you subfucking here? 07:24:15.720 --> 07:24:17.720 i'm here bro 07:24:17.720 --> 07:24:19.720 okay 07:24:19.720 --> 07:24:21.720 So what do you have to say? 07:24:22.200 --> 07:24:27.560 What I have to say, maybe I'm also sorry. I'm also sorry if I 07:24:28.720 --> 07:24:33.520 If I didn't listen enough times and if I was a 07:24:34.880 --> 07:24:42.480 Fousa shit student sometimes. No, it's okay. You were not a shit student. Don't say that and I I accept your apology and 07:24:45.880 --> 07:24:47.880 And that bro 07:24:47.880 --> 07:24:54.760 Listen to my mother fuck it. It's it's my fault. I said coach do better 07:24:55.080 --> 07:24:59.700 No, no, it's my fault. I should have listened to better. Okay. Well, do you still want coaching then? 07:25:04.980 --> 07:25:08.800 No, yes, bro, you can yes, you can coach me bro. I 07:25:09.480 --> 07:25:12.440 Need more excitement in that I just feel like I don't know man 07:25:12.440 --> 07:25:15.280 I feel like after today like I thought you were the best coach in the world 07:25:15.280 --> 07:25:22.140 Remember how many times I used to gas you up and then like one call with Dauntless and Jinxie and I got jealous and I instantly 07:25:22.140 --> 07:25:27.960 Like almost fired you bro. It almost broke up with you like like Jinxie is getting like his cock sucked every day 07:25:27.960 --> 07:25:30.140 Like I was I was thinking about you 07:25:30.140 --> 07:25:35.640 I saw Jinxie dashed it on the master Yi and get fucked and then somehow Dauntless 07:25:35.800 --> 07:25:42.080 Manipulated Jinxie to manipulate me and then he said that Jinxie was faker and that it was all my fault 07:25:42.080 --> 07:25:44.080 I said good things about you, too. 07:25:44.080 --> 07:25:47.080 I, E, and then Ord, and then Alton, and missed my all, 07:25:47.080 --> 07:25:49.080 and you said I had AIDS. 07:25:49.080 --> 07:25:52.080 I said you had AIDS once. 07:25:52.080 --> 07:25:53.080 Twice. 07:25:53.080 --> 07:25:54.080 Well, okay. 07:25:54.080 --> 07:25:55.080 In the same game. 07:25:55.080 --> 07:25:57.080 Well, AIDS stayed with you the whole time. 07:25:57.080 --> 07:25:59.080 But, yeah, but it wasn't that bad. 07:25:59.080 --> 07:26:01.080 What about all the good things that I said, Muda? 07:26:01.080 --> 07:26:03.080 So you only remember the bad things? 07:26:03.080 --> 07:26:04.080 That's a bit, that's a bit. 07:26:04.080 --> 07:26:06.080 Let me try to remember the good things. 07:26:06.080 --> 07:26:14.040 I think yesterday I I died you told me that EQ three under the chair with alternate night and I did that and I died and 07:26:14.040 --> 07:26:17.120 I fucking raged and then you fucking raged back at me, too 07:26:19.280 --> 07:26:21.280 Well, I reciprocate energy 07:26:22.760 --> 07:26:26.320 If I see you if I see you tilted I'm gonna get tilted too 07:26:26.320 --> 07:26:29.920 But if you said I always like tell me why I always have faker 07:26:29.920 --> 07:26:34.600 I always try to watch a faker video and I say I'm faker and you actually say I'm fucking terrible 07:26:34.600 --> 07:26:40.360 And I would never be faker and God bless my like I did not say you know let me talk about that 07:26:40.360 --> 07:26:43.920 Let me talk about that. I can't you guys. He was watching faker every game. He said 07:26:49.600 --> 07:26:52.240 Single day every day I watch this one 07:26:52.240 --> 07:26:59.040 It's I think it's like the faker trailer and I just gas myself up and then have the armutes from this short and says 07:26:59.040 --> 07:27:04.360 Boy, you'll never be thicker, bro. You're not he said he said he said walla. I have better mechanics than faker 07:27:04.360 --> 07:27:06.360 He said 07:27:06.680 --> 07:27:11.960 I've never heard somebody say that listen guys. Let me talk. Let me talk 07:27:14.600 --> 07:27:20.960 Listen it would be like hums your son comes up to and says daddy look I do this drawing 07:27:20.960 --> 07:27:26.680 Isn't it amazing and you look at him and you see this is why your mother left you fucking retort 07:27:26.680 --> 07:27:33.000 and you crumple it and you throw it in his face. Why the FUCK would you ever do that? 07:27:33.000 --> 07:27:38.720 When he shows you that faker video, you tell him, oh my god, wow, I've seen you do some 07:27:38.720 --> 07:27:42.840 of that shit. Are you sure you've only been playing League since this year? That's what 07:27:42.840 --> 07:27:47.360 you gotta do, bro. That's the job of a coach. A coach's job, 07:27:47.360 --> 07:27:53.840 let me explain. It's not to tell you to use Q-W-E-R. It's to make you wake up every morning 07:27:53.840 --> 07:27:56.960 feeling like you can take over the fucking world, dude, 07:27:56.960 --> 07:27:59.880 and you can make the fucking world your bitch. 07:27:59.880 --> 07:28:02.640 That's what a coach is supposed to do for a student. 07:28:02.640 --> 07:28:03.480 And so that's why I'm- 07:28:03.480 --> 07:28:04.680 But I do. 07:28:04.680 --> 07:28:05.520 I do. 07:28:05.520 --> 07:28:06.860 I did write it when he does a lot of good plays. 07:28:06.860 --> 07:28:07.700 No, you did not. 07:28:07.700 --> 07:28:09.040 No, you did not. 07:28:09.040 --> 07:28:11.840 The man I did write you, I thought I was gay. 07:28:11.840 --> 07:28:12.680 No. 07:28:12.680 --> 07:28:13.600 I did write you the most. 07:28:13.600 --> 07:28:15.840 It makes me sad that I watch a faker video 07:28:15.840 --> 07:28:17.920 and then get so hyped and then say, 07:28:17.920 --> 07:28:19.640 I'm gonna be the next faker and wallow 07:28:19.640 --> 07:28:21.200 I'll have better mechanics to faker one day 07:28:21.200 --> 07:28:23.120 and you say, you will fucking never be able to. 07:28:23.120 --> 07:28:24.600 Okay, but I was just delusional. 07:28:24.600 --> 07:28:25.920 At that point, you don't think you're stupid? 07:28:25.920 --> 07:28:29.400 Yeah, but I was lying to my parents about- 07:28:29.400 --> 07:28:31.360 You're nasty, you got a superpower. 07:28:31.360 --> 07:28:34.280 But I was lying about college, going to college, 07:28:34.280 --> 07:28:36.200 and I was delusional about being 07:28:36.200 --> 07:28:38.360 one of the great streamers one day. 07:28:38.360 --> 07:28:41.080 When I was streaming to one viewer forever, 07:28:41.080 --> 07:28:43.120 and I made it out somehow, 07:28:43.120 --> 07:28:46.240 they would say the same thing, that I was delusional, 07:28:46.240 --> 07:28:48.120 and look who I am now. 07:28:48.120 --> 07:28:49.800 So why can't I be better than a thinker? 07:28:49.800 --> 07:28:50.640 Why? 07:28:50.640 --> 07:28:52.720 Why can't I be better than a thinker? 07:28:52.720 --> 07:28:55.720 You're good, but like now you're saying that. 07:28:55.720 --> 07:29:03.580 No, but Hums, do not say but, but you said but, Hums, your job as a coach is to be delusional 07:29:03.580 --> 07:29:05.280 for your student. 07:29:05.280 --> 07:29:09.560 When he's sitting there talking about how great his puns are, you look at him and you 07:29:09.560 --> 07:29:13.600 say, you know what, motherfucker, you might just be able to do it. 07:29:13.600 --> 07:29:19.080 Okay, okay, when somebody who's 400 pounds, he says, he says, oh, I'm a model. 07:29:19.080 --> 07:29:20.080 I'm a model. 07:29:20.080 --> 07:29:21.080 I'm a model. 07:29:21.080 --> 07:29:26.720 I never said that somebody somebody somebody 400 but wait let me finish them somebody 07:29:26.720 --> 07:29:33.480 was full let him finish on somebody who's 400 pounds he has he got signed 07:29:33.480 --> 07:29:37.640 ahead everything dismembered arm everything like that you know I said 07:29:37.640 --> 07:29:43.120 and then one day he just says whoa I'm gonna become a model okay are you gonna 07:29:43.120 --> 07:29:47.000 sit in huh you know listen to me listen to me if that guy is willing to get in 07:29:47.000 --> 07:29:56.520 the gym every fucking day and you're a strainer and you fucking get duct tape you put it on 07:29:56.520 --> 07:30:02.880 there and you say walla I'll make sure you do that's what your fucking job is Hums do 07:30:02.880 --> 07:30:15.480 you understand that's what a coach needs to do bro yeah yeah so so so feed whatever 07:30:15.480 --> 07:30:19.940 they want to hear it's not just whatever they want to hear it's you feed their 07:30:19.940 --> 07:30:26.660 passion you feed their drive you feed their motivation you fucking give that 07:30:26.660 --> 07:30:30.740 to them you sit there and instead of tearing down their dreams and making it 07:30:30.740 --> 07:30:36.060 seem like it's unrealistic you make the impossible seem realistic that's what 07:30:36.060 --> 07:30:42.580 you have to do okay okay I see okay yeah I understand 07:30:42.580 --> 07:30:44.900 Muda, you're gonna be better than Faker. 07:30:44.900 --> 07:30:47.220 You see, but like I can just tell, like... 07:30:47.220 --> 07:30:48.140 No! 07:30:48.140 --> 07:30:49.780 I can't fucking win! 07:30:49.780 --> 07:30:51.180 No, it's not possible. 07:30:51.180 --> 07:30:53.860 No, because when Dodd said it, it's different when you say it. 07:30:53.860 --> 07:30:55.260 I don't know, it's hard to explain. 07:30:55.260 --> 07:30:56.020 And maybe we need to like... 07:30:56.020 --> 07:30:59.140 Mike, Muda, Muda, you're gonna be better than Faker 07:30:59.140 --> 07:31:01.140 if you put your mind to it, okay? 07:31:01.140 --> 07:31:02.260 Anybody? Okay. 07:31:02.260 --> 07:31:03.980 You're gonna be better than Faker. 07:31:03.980 --> 07:31:06.500 If you put your mind to it and you actually listen to your coach, 07:31:06.500 --> 07:31:08.420 you could be better than Faker, Muda. 07:31:08.420 --> 07:31:10.660 Now, are you willing to listen to your coach? 07:31:12.580 --> 07:31:14.820 Let's chop the bill. 07:31:14.820 --> 07:31:15.820 Hums? 07:31:15.820 --> 07:31:16.820 Hums. 07:31:16.820 --> 07:31:17.820 I don't know. 07:31:17.820 --> 07:31:20.460 Maybe it's one of those things where we just like, like we just take her information and 07:31:20.460 --> 07:31:23.940 we just, you just need another like descendant from you and then you just need to make him 07:31:23.940 --> 07:31:25.980 good with all of my information. 07:31:25.980 --> 07:31:30.060 You know like those guys where they, they build their girl to their dream and then they end 07:31:30.060 --> 07:31:34.820 up breaking up, but then she could use everything that he taught her on her next man and they 07:31:34.820 --> 07:31:35.820 get married. 07:31:35.820 --> 07:31:36.820 It's just honestly chops. 07:31:36.820 --> 07:31:40.260 Wait, listen, listen, let me, let me just say. 07:31:40.260 --> 07:31:44.660 So Hums, the issue right now that Mood is having is that it's like imagine you're in 07:31:44.660 --> 07:31:46.060 an argument with your girlfriend. 07:31:46.060 --> 07:31:49.980 Listen, listen, listen, let me explain it. 07:31:49.980 --> 07:31:52.940 It's like imagine you're in an argument with your girlfriend and she tells you Hums, you 07:31:52.940 --> 07:31:56.180 don't make me feel special, you never buy me flowers. 07:31:56.180 --> 07:31:59.660 And then you go out that minute and you buy the flowers. 07:31:59.660 --> 07:32:05.140 The thing is that even though she got the flowers, it's not about the flowers. 07:32:05.140 --> 07:32:10.220 It's about the fact that she wants you in those moments where she needs you to think 07:32:10.220 --> 07:32:11.220 about her. 07:32:11.220 --> 07:32:12.220 Do you see what I mean? 07:32:12.220 --> 07:32:15.220 So it's like he doesn't want to hear now you know what you're going to be thinking. 07:32:15.220 --> 07:32:20.780 He wants to hear the kind of things, that you wish people told you when you were telling 07:32:20.780 --> 07:32:23.260 them you're going to be the next Guma UC. 07:32:23.260 --> 07:32:24.740 That's what he wants to hear. 07:32:24.740 --> 07:32:28.420 When you were sitting there and you were fucking laying it all on the line moving to Europe 07:32:28.420 --> 07:32:32.900 bro and you were in the UK and you were training to be the next Guma UC. 07:32:32.900 --> 07:32:38.060 He wants to hear the kind of shit that you wish people in your fucking corner were telling 07:32:38.060 --> 07:32:39.060 you. 07:32:39.060 --> 07:32:42.700 Like this, don't just, don't just, don't just, I do motivate him, don't get me wrong. 07:32:42.700 --> 07:32:48.100 He say I never motivate, like, Muda, you're not gonna say, I say, I never, I never say 07:32:48.100 --> 07:32:51.420 anything good to you or most of the, most of the things that I've said. 07:32:51.420 --> 07:32:53.660 You've had good things to me, I'm not gonna say anything. 07:32:53.660 --> 07:32:56.420 Hey, Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda, hold on, hold on, hold on. 07:32:56.420 --> 07:33:00.460 If we compare all the good things to the bad things, if we compare all the good things, 07:33:00.460 --> 07:33:03.100 I would even easily say, it's like 90 times. 07:33:03.100 --> 07:33:05.260 I just think there's definitely something wrong. 07:33:05.260 --> 07:33:07.140 And like, it's like, it's like, I don't want to explain it. 07:33:07.140 --> 07:33:08.620 It's like, there's definitely something wrong 07:33:08.620 --> 07:33:10.700 where I just see Jixi get coached by God, 07:33:10.700 --> 07:33:12.180 that's one time and I instantly want to try. 07:33:12.180 --> 07:33:15.420 Okay, but hold on, Muda, Muda, give me a second. 07:33:15.420 --> 07:33:16.820 Muda, give me a second. 07:33:16.820 --> 07:33:20.260 It's like right now, imagine you see somebody 07:33:20.260 --> 07:33:24.020 dick down their partner with a 25 inch dick 07:33:24.020 --> 07:33:25.940 and their partner, instant nuts, 07:33:25.940 --> 07:33:28.260 their eyes are rolled back in the back of their head, 07:33:28.260 --> 07:33:30.180 they're fucking screaming everywhere. 07:33:30.180 --> 07:33:34.980 and then you go home to your partner and now you're like, you know what, I'm gonna be honest. 07:33:34.980 --> 07:33:37.580 I've never seen that happen in bed with us. 07:33:37.580 --> 07:33:38.580 Maybe you just... 07:33:38.580 --> 07:33:39.580 That's why you lost me. 07:33:39.580 --> 07:33:40.580 I don't know what I'm saying. 07:33:40.580 --> 07:33:41.580 Hums, Hums, Hums, listen. 07:33:41.580 --> 07:33:43.080 It's like right now the problem is... 07:33:43.080 --> 07:33:44.580 Why don't you make everything sexual? 07:33:44.580 --> 07:33:47.680 Because it's how my brain works with analogies, bro. 07:33:47.680 --> 07:33:48.680 You lost me then. 07:33:48.680 --> 07:33:51.480 Okay, so wait, let me think of another analogy, okay? 07:33:51.480 --> 07:33:53.580 It's like, okay, think of it this way. 07:33:53.580 --> 07:33:56.660 Imagine Hums and me are gardeners, right? 07:33:56.660 --> 07:33:59.900 And I've been training lawn mowers for the last 30 years. 07:33:59.900 --> 07:34:05.020 I come onto your grass, I fucking mow that lawn in five seconds. 07:34:05.020 --> 07:34:11.560 So then Hums, you come in and he's like, hmm, my gardener Hums takes ten minutes. 07:34:11.560 --> 07:34:15.940 So maybe I should find a new gardener, but it isn't about that, Muda, because right now 07:34:15.940 --> 07:34:20.460 the problem with you, Muda, is you're thinking the grass is greener on the other side, but 07:34:20.460 --> 07:34:23.500 sometimes bro, it just isn't. 07:34:23.500 --> 07:34:27.060 Sometimes you need to also be willing to make compromises too. 07:34:27.060 --> 07:34:30.900 If your coach is sitting there saying he's willing to believe in you, but he can't give 07:34:30.900 --> 07:34:36.380 you that level, then you should say, you know what, maybe I'll work towards it to a point 07:34:36.380 --> 07:34:39.340 where you do view me at that level. 07:34:39.340 --> 07:34:43.180 And then he's going to sit there, he's going to tone it down, but maybe you can scale it 07:34:43.180 --> 07:34:46.580 back up as long as you're reciprocating the effort. 07:34:46.580 --> 07:34:49.460 So you need to also temper your expectations too. 07:34:49.460 --> 07:34:51.980 Do you see what I'm getting at? 07:34:51.980 --> 07:34:53.220 Yes. 07:34:53.220 --> 07:34:55.700 Because Muda right now, the way you're acting, right? 07:34:55.700 --> 07:35:00.120 It's like let's say you have a couple that's in a relationship and it isn't a perfect 07:35:00.120 --> 07:35:04.440 relationship but it works for them and they're growing, they're doing happily. 07:35:04.440 --> 07:35:09.440 Right now it's like you're comparing yours to like another couple but the worst thing 07:35:09.440 --> 07:35:13.880 that you could ever do is compare yourself to others because if you're learning and 07:35:13.880 --> 07:35:18.320 you're improving and when Hums is coaching you, you're dropping 20 kills then something 07:35:18.320 --> 07:35:24.060 about it is right and if you still feel that fire and now he's not going to try to dim 07:35:24.060 --> 07:35:28.220 it anymore then you got to be willing to say you know what I'll work through it 07:35:28.220 --> 07:35:35.180 and we'll make it work does that make sense yes yes it makes sense so it might 07:35:35.180 --> 07:35:42.500 not be perfect Muda but it'll work for you and that's what's gonna matter 07:35:42.500 --> 07:35:58.000 Yeah, I want to get challenge in one day bro. I told you I think you can get it in two three years 07:35:58.000 --> 07:36:08.920 everything you said to this man just completely down the test completely in one year out the 07:36:08.920 --> 07:36:10.920 other ear 07:36:25.560 --> 07:36:29.560 Yeah, maybe you can maybe in two to three years 07:36:38.920 --> 07:36:42.280 two wrong things right there two wrong things and it's been 30 seconds. 07:36:42.280 --> 07:36:46.280 How? Wait, give me a second. Give me a second. 07:36:46.520 --> 07:36:51.560 Hums, if he told you he wants to hit masters, what would your timeline be on masters? 07:36:52.120 --> 07:36:56.120 Bro, I literally just said he can get challenging two, three, if he listens to me 07:36:56.120 --> 07:37:01.160 and he's the last thing I was just trolling him. No, no, no, no, because you know, it's like Hums. 07:37:01.160 --> 07:37:05.080 Okay. To give you an analogy. I'm actually bad. Okay. I'm not in clip for a head. I'm dead ass. 07:37:05.080 --> 07:37:08.200 I was being dead ass. Okay. So let me explain. I wasn't saying I like it. 07:37:08.920 --> 07:37:14.960 How can I make it so I'm a challenger in eight months? Okay, so I'm so let me explain it to you, okay? 07:37:15.520 --> 07:37:18.720 Okay, do I have permission to use the sex analogy? 07:37:19.800 --> 07:37:25.520 Go ahead. Okay, it's like imagine your partner comes up to you and she says Hums 07:37:25.520 --> 07:37:28.520 I'm gonna be honest with you bro like all these other couples 07:37:28.520 --> 07:37:34.600 They make their their boyfriends not in five seconds and with you it already it only takes ten minutes 07:37:34.600 --> 07:37:40.260 It's always ten minutes. Why don't you none five seconds with me, right? And then it's like at one point she tells you 07:37:40.260 --> 07:37:45.160 She's like, you know Hums, I'm gonna go in the gym every day. I'm gonna become like the best version of myself 07:37:45.160 --> 07:37:49.680 I'm gonna do everything I possibly can and one day I'll make you none five seconds 07:37:49.680 --> 07:37:55.060 And then it's like you would hear that Hums and you would say well, you know what four or five years in the gym 07:37:55.060 --> 07:37:58.220 And maybe we can get down to a minute 30, but it's like right there 07:37:58.320 --> 07:38:01.920 She wanted you to be delusional with her does that make sense? 07:38:01.920 --> 07:38:08.240 It's like sometimes it's not about being realistic comes it's about sharing and another person's vision 07:38:08.320 --> 07:38:12.200 So that you can be there with them if you always make things 07:38:13.360 --> 07:38:18.500 But I answer we're saying like feed into their delusion yada yada yada right even yes, correct 07:38:18.600 --> 07:38:21.200 But now let's use this as like a life example 07:38:21.200 --> 07:38:26.880 What if somebody that you love end up saying oh, I want to like they're setting unexpected goals 07:38:26.880 --> 07:38:35.240 You weigh 130 pounds and you're saying I want to be able to lift 700 pounds in in the span of 07:38:36.200 --> 07:38:38.440 Three months yada yada like it's so 07:38:39.680 --> 07:38:44.920 It's so unreal almost impossible that it could possibly hurt them 07:38:44.920 --> 07:38:50.400 Yes, these things wait wait don't think like say like what if somebody was 130 then they start lifting 07:38:50.600 --> 07:38:53.820 Heavy heavy heavy and then they break a bone or something like that 07:38:53.820 --> 07:39:00.080 Yeah, but I was mood is a streamer the more mentally ill league of legends makes him the better it is for his career 07:39:00.220 --> 07:39:05.300 Does that make sense? I'm not I'm not I'm not say like I'm literally saying he if he puts his mind to it 07:39:05.300 --> 07:39:10.460 He can get two three two three years challenge. Yes, I never but I don't know why he says that it says I didn't 07:39:11.100 --> 07:39:15.380 JC asked you when you get challenge or when did you say it? I told them a 07:39:16.420 --> 07:39:18.420 Beginning of next season like seven months 07:39:19.540 --> 07:39:21.540 Yeah 07:39:23.820 --> 07:39:28.820 I mean, it's just, it's just, listen, Hamza, you're an amazing player, obviously. 07:39:28.820 --> 07:39:30.820 I mean, you're literally top 10. 07:39:30.820 --> 07:39:36.820 Wait, wait, wait, Muda, before you throw in the towel, think about what you're doing here. 07:39:36.820 --> 07:39:39.820 Because right now, I need you to listen. 07:39:39.820 --> 07:39:40.820 Yeah. 07:39:40.820 --> 07:39:46.820 The thing is that we established, right, that Hamza is going to try to work at your pace, 07:39:46.820 --> 07:39:48.820 and he might not be all there yet. 07:39:48.820 --> 07:39:52.820 He might not be all there yet, but he said he was going to try to come to your pace. 07:39:52.820 --> 07:39:57.340 pace and now because he's not willing to match your level of delusion instantly 07:39:57.340 --> 07:40:01.940 like before when he said you're gonna be the next faker he gave you the answer 07:40:01.940 --> 07:40:05.220 that he thought you wanted to hear you don't like it now he's giving you his 07:40:05.220 --> 07:40:09.380 answer you don't like it the problem right now mooda is that you're being a 07:40:09.380 --> 07:40:13.780 bit unreasonable because if you sit there now and you're like oh well hums 07:40:13.780 --> 07:40:17.660 you know what like you're you're don't believe in me enough all this stuff like 07:40:17.660 --> 07:40:21.260 it's not gonna work whatever wait but how's saying him getting it in two three 07:40:21.260 --> 07:40:25.880 is not believing in wait what what what do you get from that that I was native you 07:40:25.880 --> 07:40:33.540 asked me that question I said yes well I listen you just don't I said you ask me 07:40:33.540 --> 07:40:37.700 do you think I get you just don't believe in my goals that's literally it you 07:40:37.700 --> 07:40:43.780 literally just ask me do you I asked you if I could become the next speaker you 07:40:43.780 --> 07:40:48.820 said no then I asked you when do you think I can get challenger do you think 07:40:48.820 --> 07:40:57.780 a challenge and you said, you said, yeah, maybe, maybe in two to three years, wait, what 07:40:57.780 --> 07:40:58.780 did he want to hear? 07:40:58.780 --> 07:40:59.780 I'm done with here. 07:40:59.780 --> 07:41:00.780 I hear the year. 07:41:00.780 --> 07:41:01.780 Yes. 07:41:01.780 --> 07:41:02.780 Easily. 07:41:02.780 --> 07:41:06.740 And in one year, eight months, one year. 07:41:06.740 --> 07:41:07.740 Yes. 07:41:07.740 --> 07:41:15.020 Not a, yeah, maybe, yeah, maybe, yeah, maybe, yeah, maybe, like I'm playing this game off 07:41:15.020 --> 07:41:22.080 Stream at 5 a.m. Without you 5 a.m. I'm saying up to 5 a.m. Sleeping for four hours 07:41:22.160 --> 07:41:28.160 So I can play this game. Do you not see how bad I want it? But no your answer is yeah, maybe 07:41:28.800 --> 07:41:32.120 I'm not gonna say you're a shit player, but I'm not say that my my 07:41:32.960 --> 07:41:37.760 I'm never thinking about that. I don't really care if you think I'm a shit player not or shit, but I don't listen 07:41:37.760 --> 07:41:39.960 I you can say whatever you want. I'm not gonna fight. I'm just gonna 07:41:39.960 --> 07:41:44.160 I'm just trying to see the way you process things, right? 07:41:44.160 --> 07:41:48.560 Like I literally said, I think you can get it in two, three years, but somehow you got 07:41:48.560 --> 07:41:49.560 that from a neck. 07:41:49.560 --> 07:41:51.920 Muda, Muda, I want to explain one thing to you. 07:41:51.920 --> 07:41:56.400 I wonder to understand that right now, Muda, listen to me, right now there are tens of 07:41:56.400 --> 07:42:01.400 thousands of players in their mid-twenties that have been hard-stucked diamond and masters 07:42:01.400 --> 07:42:08.480 for years, even though they've quit school, quit their jobs, and forego all family events, 07:42:08.480 --> 07:42:13.360 a rage queue league of legends for 12 hours a day. And this is what you have to understand 07:42:13.360 --> 07:42:18.800 that as you get higher, you are also going to be competing with, right? So it's like 07:42:18.800 --> 07:42:24.360 the thing about it, right, is that, yes, I understand that you're like, I want you to 07:42:24.360 --> 07:42:30.160 sit there and have this like unwavering faith. But hums also wants to bring an approach which 07:42:30.160 --> 07:42:34.720 could be good for you. Because the thing is right now, Muda, that you're a dreamer. Hums 07:42:34.720 --> 07:42:41.500 is a realist. But sometimes, sometimes a dreamer needs a realist to actually be able to achieve 07:42:41.500 --> 07:42:46.220 his goals. Because if he sits there and tells you all the time, Muda, you're going to do 07:42:46.220 --> 07:42:48.960 it, you're going to do it, you're going to do it, and in the past you've always done 07:42:48.960 --> 07:42:53.860 it in all your other games, then maybe that's not what you need this time around. Destiny 07:42:53.860 --> 07:42:59.580 is here for a reason, Muda. Think about it. And sometimes what we don't want to hear is 07:42:59.580 --> 07:43:04.580 is what we need to hear so we can get to being the person that we need to be. 07:43:04.580 --> 07:43:06.580 Do you understand? 07:43:06.580 --> 07:43:08.580 Yeah, I understand. 07:43:08.580 --> 07:43:10.580 You should be a therapist. 07:43:10.580 --> 07:43:13.580 I know I'm not a mesotherapist. 07:43:13.580 --> 07:43:15.580 You should be a therapist. 07:43:15.580 --> 07:43:18.580 If one day you just get bored of streaming, you know? 07:43:18.580 --> 07:43:21.580 Yeah, okay. Good luck in time. 07:43:21.580 --> 07:43:23.580 So listen, Muda. 07:43:23.580 --> 07:43:25.580 And this is for Humsu. Muda and Hums. 07:43:25.580 --> 07:43:27.580 This is what I'm going to want to do, okay? 07:43:27.580 --> 07:43:33.740 Hums you're gonna have one of your editors. You're gonna pay him $50. He's gonna make a montage of a mooda 07:43:33.860 --> 07:43:40.500 He's gonna make a mooda montage of all his high plays and every day when the stream starts you're gonna glaze him 07:43:40.500 --> 07:43:48.660 I want you every few days to sit there and to fucking play this montage and glaze him and sit there and actually make him feel 07:43:48.660 --> 07:43:49.920 Like he's the king 07:43:49.920 --> 07:43:57.140 mooda I want you to understand that not everybody that you meet and sometimes not even the people that you need to meet are 07:43:57.140 --> 07:43:57.980 Are you gonna be at the- 07:44:27.140 --> 07:44:29.200 you 07:44:57.140 --> 07:44:59.200 you 07:45:27.140 --> 07:45:29.200 you 07:45:57.140 --> 07:45:59.200 you 07:46:27.140 --> 07:46:29.200 you 07:46:57.140 --> 07:46:59.200 you 07:47:27.140 --> 07:47:29.200 you 07:47:57.140 --> 07:47:59.200 you 07:48:27.140 --> 07:48:29.200 you 07:48:57.140 --> 07:48:59.200 you 07:49:27.140 --> 07:49:29.200 you 07:49:57.140 --> 07:49:59.200 you 07:50:27.140 --> 07:50:29.140 I 07:50:33.660 --> 07:50:35.660 Don't worry fuck 07:50:36.020 --> 07:50:40.820 It's good sign no life in your streams the past few weeks, and it's been super entertaining 07:50:40.820 --> 07:50:44.040 I leave tomorrow for the army and we should 07:50:45.180 --> 07:50:49.900 Smile to brought right before I leave off wishing you all the best bro. Hope it goes well 07:50:49.900 --> 07:50:57.580 Well, hopefully it goes on and glad that you could enjoy the streams of until then. 07:50:57.580 --> 07:51:02.300 Listen, the good news is by the time you come back from your tour, how long it's gonna be, 07:51:02.300 --> 07:51:04.740 you might see Jynxian fucking Master Plus. 07:51:04.740 --> 07:51:07.780 That's gonna be the craziest thing about it. 07:51:07.780 --> 07:51:14.780 If you drop 20 kills in this game, you get 50, you get 30 more. 07:51:31.780 --> 07:51:33.780 That's what we need done. 07:51:33.780 --> 07:51:35.780 Oh, that's it. 07:51:37.780 --> 07:51:38.780 I got a chair to act in. 07:51:39.780 --> 07:51:41.780 We're gonna be giving it our everything this game. 07:51:44.780 --> 07:51:46.780 Absolute fucking everything here. 07:51:58.780 --> 07:52:00.780 Alright, guys listen up. 07:52:03.780 --> 07:52:06.780 watching you stream aww thank you bro i appreciate it 07:52:06.780 --> 07:52:11.780 well we used the going wall too and uh streak slayer and play against us up to push up 07:52:11.780 --> 07:52:18.780 thank you guys i'm gonna be honest it's time for us to get it the fuck done right now 07:52:18.780 --> 07:52:22.780 it's like lowkey it's time for us to get the fuck done right now 07:52:24.780 --> 07:52:28.780 again it's nice up here like we need to get it done now 07:52:28.780 --> 07:52:33.780 I need to do the ritual guys, ritual is only necessary if you don't do it. 07:52:33.780 --> 07:52:38.780 Oh shit, that's absolutely a favorite of the 22 Shadows. 07:52:38.780 --> 07:52:39.780 Thank you. 07:52:39.780 --> 07:52:44.780 Yeah, it's kind of funny because normally whenever I go live later in the day, it's always like 07:52:44.780 --> 07:52:46.780 a kind of muddy survival bit, you know? 07:52:46.780 --> 07:52:53.780 Because this morning I had a lunch with my aunt, grandma, wife, brother, and parents. 07:52:53.780 --> 07:52:55.780 So that one's like lunch at a place. 07:52:55.780 --> 07:52:58.780 shut a place because I've been putting it off for a while. It's supposed to be a dinner. 07:52:58.780 --> 07:53:02.780 But I was like, yeah, my evening is always busy, so it would probably be better for like a lunch. 07:53:02.780 --> 07:53:07.780 So that's how we only start today at like 3.30 or some shit. And I thought that, like, ah, you know, 07:53:07.780 --> 07:53:12.780 it's always like, every time that it's like a later start, I always like feel a bit off, 07:53:12.780 --> 07:53:17.780 but I mean, we had a lot of wins, coaching is going hard, vibes are good, so I'm happy. 07:53:19.780 --> 07:53:20.780 Alright, so guys. 07:53:20.780 --> 07:53:25.460 So we're going to do now, so we're going to play on the three counts where it's top three. 07:53:25.460 --> 07:53:29.780 This is why I'm three counting top this game, is because the enemy team has a... 07:53:29.780 --> 07:53:32.780 So we're next in Cho'Gath. 07:53:32.780 --> 07:53:36.780 So there's going to be like fighting going on here. 07:53:36.780 --> 07:53:49.780 Okay, so now what we do is we just play on the blue, and then after blue we're going 07:54:19.780 --> 07:54:25.060 It's been a while since I've had that so it's a very nice thing to have 07:54:28.700 --> 07:54:30.700 Here's one ghosting us because as long as I 07:54:33.140 --> 07:54:39.500 I'm not gonna take his cannon, but I'll take two of the small minions. He's not gonna cry about two the minis, but if I would take him the big one 07:54:49.780 --> 07:54:56.780 So this is the point where it's like you lie to your teammates and make them feel better, right? 07:54:56.780 --> 07:54:58.780 We need to gaslight him. 07:55:07.780 --> 07:55:12.780 So now he went from a point where he was like mad, I mean, menci-manipulated him. 07:55:12.780 --> 07:55:15.780 See, look, we menci-manipulated him to now run it down. 07:55:15.780 --> 07:55:20.780 Easy as fuck, that's how you do it. 07:55:28.780 --> 07:55:33.780 So now what we do is we just play for bots to topfork here and then I can look on the grab. 07:55:39.780 --> 07:55:43.780 See, all we have to do here is we just play on bugs to wrappers. 07:55:43.780 --> 07:55:45.780 I don't know if we're going to kill a boss in this or whatever. 07:55:49.780 --> 07:55:51.780 What?! 07:55:54.780 --> 07:55:56.780 Thank you, Ron. I won't die. 07:55:59.780 --> 07:56:02.780 Okay, so now the crab is up, right? 07:56:13.780 --> 07:56:20.660 I'm falling, I'm scared of reaching long, cold days, I'm waiting 07:56:20.660 --> 07:56:30.580 I'm broken, I'm screaming, but I'm trying to reach the sun, I don't mean it 07:56:30.580 --> 07:56:33.300 I'm not even kidding, that's actually the shittiest thing ever 07:56:33.300 --> 07:56:38.740 So what happened there, in case you're like, unaware, is the Shyvana 07:56:38.740 --> 07:56:43.460 plus W, which is her shield ability, the second that I use my Q 07:56:43.460 --> 07:56:45.460 So, as a result... 07:57:13.460 --> 07:57:15.520 you 07:57:43.460 --> 07:57:45.520 you 07:58:13.460 --> 07:58:15.520 you 07:58:43.460 --> 07:58:45.520 you 07:59:13.460 --> 07:59:15.520 you 08:00:13.460 --> 08:00:21.060 Like I've only been with my wife now, I think we've been together like almost 3 years, like 08:00:21.060 --> 08:00:28.660 2 and a half, I'm not mistaken, but even now I can imagine it's 6 years, that's crazy. 08:00:28.660 --> 08:00:33.180 You'll be alright, Devo, just wasn't meant to be. 08:00:33.180 --> 08:00:36.700 The way that I've always come to with everything in life is just by saying like, everything 08:00:36.700 --> 08:00:38.380 is destiny, you know? 08:00:38.380 --> 08:00:41.900 Like you already have your path laid out of where you're supposed to be, and if it's 08:00:41.900 --> 08:00:43.900 It's all about personal and it's going to be open other you know. 08:00:46.620 --> 08:00:48.140 I'm happy to hear that it's uh... 08:00:48.140 --> 08:00:49.140 the shims are open. 08:00:57.500 --> 08:01:01.300 It's kind of crazy to see that the enemy lolio went fucking around the whole time. 08:01:01.300 --> 08:01:02.300 Wow. 08:01:02.300 --> 08:01:05.300 This guy is not fucking around with the enemy 4 AD combo, that's for now I'm sure. 08:01:11.900 --> 08:01:13.900 I'm dead! I'm dead! 08:01:13.900 --> 08:01:17.900 Oh, shit. And they're rich health. They're in their 5-year-old fleet, rich health. Thank you. 08:01:25.900 --> 08:01:33.900 Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play on the rest of the clear, and then after the clear, I'm going to see if I can actually look for a play on the grub. 08:01:37.900 --> 08:01:39.900 So look on the grubs then I'll begin. 08:01:41.900 --> 08:01:55.860 I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I'm saying maybe looking for an invade on these wrappers 08:01:55.860 --> 08:01:59.480 again like I could be the most in one fucking cocksucker in the world for this 08:01:59.480 --> 08:02:01.780 picture 08:02:04.420 --> 08:02:07.620 almost 08:02:11.460 --> 08:02:15.140 what means is that now we just got the rub so you guys know about the fucking 08:02:15.140 --> 08:02:18.140 door 08:02:18.140 --> 08:02:22.500 nah I do that thank you man so much thank you 08:02:22.500 --> 08:02:26.500 You still got the red buff from the enemy run if it does as a sacrifice your own? 08:02:26.500 --> 08:02:28.500 Every fresh is a cooldown event. 08:02:28.500 --> 08:02:30.500 Or not the cooldown but the timer. 08:02:39.500 --> 08:02:42.500 I'm gonna be honest, I don't feel like we need gots in this creep zone. 08:02:45.500 --> 08:02:47.500 You know what I really want to do this game? 08:02:47.500 --> 08:02:48.500 Real shit. 08:02:48.500 --> 08:02:50.500 Come on, I fucking rushed this. 08:02:50.500 --> 08:03:17.780 The enemy game is now unplayable. 08:03:17.780 --> 08:03:21.860 We walked in yesterday on the coaching session with JynxC, yeah it's because the thing about 08:03:21.860 --> 08:03:25.700 yesterday is they got to point where it's like after the first game I was like, I know 08:03:25.700 --> 08:03:28.900 it was kinda trolling and then when the second game was like it was a loss I was like no 08:03:28.900 --> 08:03:46.980 fuck it, I really have to like activate Super Saiyan here, I'm not taking away because 08:03:46.980 --> 08:03:50.700 the thing is that she was gonna get a 200 true damage Q. I don't know what is just 08:03:50.700 --> 08:03:56.100 lighter than something. But if you're gonna take a good play, then fuck off. 08:03:58.340 --> 08:04:01.320 And then all we're gonna do is we're just gonna clear up awesome and after I've 08:04:01.320 --> 08:04:04.940 also came back on the dragon. 08:04:46.980 --> 08:04:49.780 We end up dying but you know what I'm not gonna cry about it. 08:04:49.780 --> 08:04:51.280 That was actually super decent. 08:04:51.280 --> 08:04:53.180 I definitely want to get a Ragnon's at some point. 08:04:53.180 --> 08:04:56.180 Not yet because if I get it now it's gonna kind of like fuck up the time. 08:05:01.180 --> 08:05:02.180 I feel like... 08:05:04.680 --> 08:05:06.980 Tabi Shogun's Robust, Ragnon's? 08:05:10.780 --> 08:05:12.780 Yeah, Tabi Shogun's Robust, Ragnon's. 08:05:16.980 --> 08:05:22.920 All right now out of base I'd love to look on the shagging I don't want to give them the opportunity to get sold 08:05:22.920 --> 08:05:24.920 So what they get taken in? 08:05:26.620 --> 08:05:28.960 I'm gonna have all time I want to contest this fuck this shit 08:05:33.000 --> 08:05:37.640 Seven down 13 to go. Can you do it? We're gonna fucking try bro. We're gonna try see 08:05:46.980 --> 08:05:53.860 Like realistically what I did by defaulting Shade to the Dragon was a bad play, but it's 08:05:53.860 --> 08:06:11.700 because I think that the only way they're missing the moon is if they get soul slasphorn. 08:06:11.700 --> 08:06:16.220 So if the blue just respawn and the Gromp is up in 5 seconds, I mean it's not the Wub 08:06:16.220 --> 08:06:23.220 so I already respawned 08:06:32.740 --> 08:06:39.740 we're gonna want to look on Yasun, kill her 08:06:39.740 --> 08:06:54.680 I mean he didn't ult me at all if he wants, like he would still end up dying. 08:06:54.680 --> 08:06:57.980 I don't want to waste my ult for him, it's not worth it. 08:06:57.980 --> 08:07:04.980 Yes, we just got a box of top folk here and then afterwards we look on the heralds here. 08:07:12.580 --> 08:07:17.580 And me Lucian on f***ing Tabi. I just realized it's like full AD vs full AD apart from like 08:07:17.580 --> 08:07:24.580 showgath I guess. 08:07:27.980 --> 08:07:40.380 I wonder if we'd be able to fight this on the heralds here. 08:07:40.380 --> 08:07:42.380 Should be clear as fuck to be honest. 08:08:27.980 --> 08:08:34.980 dark 08:08:39.980 --> 08:08:45.460 case you know we do this we're gonna look on this here 08:08:45.460 --> 08:08:52.460 any ground is up in about seven seconds 08:08:57.980 --> 08:09:24.380 I'm gonna be honest my damage feels fucking irrelevant holy shit 08:09:24.380 --> 08:09:28.880 It's a music. 08:09:54.380 --> 08:09:56.440 you 08:10:24.380 --> 08:10:26.440 you 08:10:54.380 --> 08:10:56.440 you 08:11:24.380 --> 08:11:26.440 you 08:11:54.380 --> 08:11:56.440 you 08:12:24.380 --> 08:12:26.440 you 08:12:54.380 --> 08:13:01.380 Yeah, I guess we're even. 08:13:01.380 --> 08:13:06.380 Bro, just decided to fight with Noa. 08:13:06.380 --> 08:13:07.380 Nice! 08:13:07.380 --> 08:13:14.380 Dante's I hopped on Lee today and fired by Jinx's ascent to bronze and lost 5 frames. 08:13:14.380 --> 08:13:17.380 How do I convince myself to not press the believe button? 08:13:17.380 --> 08:13:21.380 Because there was one time that Jinx, he fell by pressing it too, bro. 08:13:21.380 --> 08:13:22.380 And he didn't. 08:13:22.380 --> 08:13:25.380 Not so I hear you guys, so I raise that number. 08:13:35.380 --> 08:13:38.380 Halfway to the 20 kill mark, let's go. 08:13:52.380 --> 08:13:54.380 I 08:13:58.220 --> 08:14:00.220 Don't see plan 08:14:22.380 --> 08:14:24.380 Oh 08:14:33.660 --> 08:14:38.100 Do I get down fun fuck no true sex 08:14:52.380 --> 08:14:54.380 Now I'm just cancel all their backs here. 08:15:13.380 --> 08:15:16.380 I think my only real angle here is the endless hunger. 08:15:16.380 --> 08:15:26.380 By buying it out in this hunger it's going to be the same class. 08:15:26.380 --> 08:15:42.380 Okay, one Q-Sack, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ten, ten, ten, 08:15:42.380 --> 08:15:58.500 I'm in this room and there's a chain running it down here like he ends up 08:15:58.500 --> 08:16:03.500 and he's blaming everyone else when her team is literally five seconds wait 08:16:03.500 --> 08:16:10.500 you can't wait 5 seconds and you can just play my role in the pitfall. 08:16:20.700 --> 08:16:27.700 but my team is actually in me because i boosted this team and i'm killing it. 08:16:27.700 --> 08:16:32.700 I'm not joking, there's no way right? 08:16:37.700 --> 08:16:40.700 Guys, is this like actually real? 08:16:46.700 --> 08:16:48.700 I need to mute everyone. 08:16:51.700 --> 08:16:54.700 There's at least a top channel in Hamilton. 08:16:57.700 --> 08:17:05.100 So we're chain running it down for no reason right and then we're sitting on 08:17:57.700 --> 08:18:05.500 It's like I'm less hungry to watch here. 08:18:05.500 --> 08:18:07.540 I could do Randoans honestly. 08:18:07.540 --> 08:18:10.580 Crit, Crit, Sunday's Crit too. 08:18:10.580 --> 08:18:15.140 Yeah, I think I just want Randoans here. 08:18:15.140 --> 08:18:18.660 Slime your teammates dying, yeah, they actually should be around here. 08:18:57.700 --> 08:19:01.540 Now we're done. 08:19:27.700 --> 08:19:29.760 you 08:19:57.700 --> 08:19:59.760 you 08:20:27.700 --> 08:20:29.760 you 08:20:57.700 --> 08:20:59.760 you 08:21:27.700 --> 08:21:29.760 you 08:21:57.700 --> 08:21:59.760 you 08:22:27.700 --> 08:22:29.700 I 08:22:33.740 --> 08:22:38.460 Holy fuck wait, okay, wait, I need to end the delay. I just remembered hold on 08:22:46.500 --> 08:22:51.460 Alright guys no more delay anymore, thank fucking God, okay? Yeah, cuz the thing is that uh 08:22:51.460 --> 08:22:55.980 the thing is that normally I always forget to turn the delay off like I 08:22:55.980 --> 08:23:00.140 always always always fucking forget to turn the delay off but anyways as I was 08:23:00.140 --> 08:23:03.580 saying I want to thank guys all so fucking much for everything 08:23:03.580 --> 08:23:07.940 follow follows I'm watching thank you the subs they give subs the resubs 08:23:07.940 --> 08:23:13.740 everything like that thank you guys all so fucking much for everything yeah so 08:23:13.740 --> 08:23:19.300 for recently has been absolutely insane so really really really really really 08:23:19.300 --> 08:23:24.720 really really do appreciate everything okay so what we're gonna do okay is 08:23:24.720 --> 08:23:29.860 the more we're gonna go live right so we're gonna go live and we're gonna go 08:23:29.860 --> 08:23:36.020 fucking crazy all right so it's gonna be a good day raid homes or mood up okay 08:23:36.020 --> 08:23:41.340 let's see one for a hums raid two for mood a raid what do you guys want what do 08:23:41.340 --> 08:23:45.060 you guys want to let you guys choose dude start winning I swear to God it's like 08:23:45.060 --> 08:23:51.060 We should call you one second one. Okay for how you keep teasing us with saying you're a challenger. We're gonna be there soon 08:23:51.060 --> 08:23:52.940 No, I'm about it bro. I'm about it 08:23:52.940 --> 08:23:56.900 But yeah, listen up guys listen up, okay, so what we're gonna do here 08:23:59.460 --> 08:24:04.540 So we're gonna do is we're gonna be a live game tomorrow tomorrow's gonna be banger 08:24:05.340 --> 08:24:12.300 overall today was insane stream had a lot of fucking fun with the coaching today had a lot of fucking fun with all the 08:24:12.300 --> 08:24:20.860 We have not lost the game since we started doing 3 camping as well. 08:24:20.860 --> 08:24:24.340 So I'm going to be honest with you guys, all day tomorrow 3 camp hacker is going to be 08:24:24.340 --> 08:24:25.340 a banger. 08:24:25.340 --> 08:24:29.580 But with all that being said, Dengar is all so much again for everything and Karrg 08:24:29.580 --> 08:24:34.100 Dengar is all a joy singer there in the prime and redacted again for all the gifts, I appreciate 08:24:34.100 --> 08:24:35.100 it. 08:24:35.100 --> 08:24:39.860 But yeah, so I'll leave you guys all here tonight and I will see you guys all again. 08:24:39.860 --> 08:24:41.860 So peace