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How is everybody doing today? What is up? What is up?
So yeah, like I said, today's stream is a little bit of a later start.
Only reason why is because...
Only reason why is because I told the guys that my...
I'd be having a lunch with Thaumis wearing, so I'm nice.
I'm just like Italian place. I was good
But yeah, now we're ready to grind it down now ready grind it
I have not had any caffeine yet today. So let's see how the caffeine feels soon. I
Didn't I'm shaving on off gas can tell and then Laura already
She also I cut a little bit of my hair in the front because I was like having trouble seeing
He's like the fucking hair was like going over my eyes and charade someone she was like, you know what?
Let me let me just like cut a little bit in front right now, so we did it and now it's like chill
Give me a second. Yo, you guys know motherfucking don't let's go a bit of caffeine or something
Let's go a bit caffeine or something to get it done
No, it's time. Oh now it's time
All right, let me do this perfect
all off pike and vi you know let's just go ahead come every game say I'm gonna be
honest guys I really just wanted to do another game
and then now we'll be good all right there we go there we go gamer subs
secured all right let's get guys let's get talk to me how's everyone's days going
so far and that V-man character is someone so much thank you I can do a
rather a reaction after this game oh it should we have to react that yeah um I
don't have to this game after the next one we'll see but I know they'll be
gonna be reacting on today for sure any tips on how to go from gold to platinum
as a vehicle jungle main let your team engage first Vigo is all about the
follow bro
Jinx he was gaining a p.o.p stream bro
I'm just gonna say guys
Jinx he is fucking addicted bro that guy
When I tell you that guy is fucking addicted. I mean that guy is like actually addicted look at this shit
He played off-stream bro off-stream
THREE GAMES off-stream solo queue until 3 in the morning yesterday
Holy shit!
Now he actually like you can tell he has a drive
You can tell he's trying to kill the drive, but now what it matters is that we actually sit here
We match that energy bro
If he's gonna be giving it his all on and off stream, we gotta be willing to do it too.
So this game I think I'm actually not...
I don't want a 3-cam or do I want a 4-cam?
I'm just gonna say I'm actually not a 3-cam.
I want to really start 3-camming almost every game on... on Hecarim.
I think it might be our secret sauce.
Are you gonna do a marathon stream?
Uh, potentially, yes, potentially.
If I did a marathon shim though it would be starting on Tuesday though
So starting on Tuesday and not going to bed until a challenger
And this guy get cancer. What the fuck are you doing?
What?
Well, what is buddy doing? What the fuck is this?
What?
Wow, 3 camping, ah she just paid off.
Yo, I'm not even kidding, 3 camping literally just paid the fuck off.
We unironically just avoided losing our entire early game because of what I just did there
with the 3 camp.
I'm telling you guys, I genuinely think 3 camp is a secret sauce.
I swear the fucking secret sauce is winning every game.
i was ordering to eat she's good she's good
she's been doing a lot of resting we've seen cuz with her migraines and
everything it kept getting like worse and worse
but recently i told her i was like listen you know like uh...
like take your time off sit there even if you have to like go a week you know
without shimming whatever it is at a time
as long as you're saying that you're like feeling better than it's good enough
and her migraines have actually gotten better over the last few days
So we're just gonna like keep it like that, you know, and then uh...
And then, yup.
And now I'm Barcos there and stuff, welcome. Thank you.
Okay, so what I really, really, really want to do, to be honest with you, is I really want to look at what the fuck she's on this.
Oh, your game is fucking over, bro.
HOOOOOOOLY your game is...
I mean, what a fucking pathetic guy this guy is, though, wow.
like what kind of a pathetic tar do you have to be to play like this
so he tries choosing my bot side early doesn't work right then he sits there
tries choosing my ride that it's like what the fuck like like what the fuck
is bro doing makes you want to fucking invade his fat ass now to be honest
What is going on this game what is going on this game what the fuck is going on this game
like what the fuck is happening you need to reset the sub counter I can't reset sub counter
this thing is that Tom's updates every 24 hours so I guess cuz I streamed like later
and made it so I didn't reset
let's show
Okay, so do we just look for boss on baby?
I mean bro, what the fuck is happening?
Like yo, yo, yo, are any of you streaming no delay?
bro what the fuck is any of this shit
like guys what a fucking retarded game
I'm actually getting pissed off
like I'm not even behind but I'm starting to get really like actually really angry
fucking bullshit ass game dude
Like every play that I go for there are just like five people collapsing on it's like dude at one point
It's like when you guys gonna fuck off
As my needs of prayer man, I mean dude, it's just so weird
But it's generally just so fucking weird
All right, let's hear you know
I'm just going to play on the giant and after the giant we can look for a reset and then topside clear.
600 gold, oh my, dude, like guys, I'm telling you, this is really not normal.
Dude, no. Are any of you fucking streaming with no delay?
No, I like I'm I'm tangos like there's a hundred percent some weird shit going on one hundred percent
weird shit going on oh my god it's like I'm telling guys listen I've been playing this
game for years and I'm not like a skit so when it comes to like this like I'm not a skit
It's so when it comes to like this, but this game is just weird as fuck.
This game is just so fucking strange.
Like something is definitely wrong about this game.
Like there's something wrong about this game.
Like this game there's something wrong with it.
It just, none of this makes any sense.
None of this makes any sense.
She is down unironically about 8 jungle camps as we speak and she's saying that she's just
permanent baiting me.
She's down 2 levels, girl.
She is down 2 levels, like, guys, what the fuck am I watching?
She's down 2 levels fighting me.
I have my level 6 ultimate!
She's level 4 and she, none of this makes sense, like guys, this, it feels like I'm in
the Twilight Zone right now. I'm in the Twilight Zone. I'm in the Twilight Zone, bro. Like,
I have my eyes, dude, and we saw fucking Angels and Demons and Goblins and fucking
Alphys, dude. That's what we're at right now.
That one's a little challenger. Yeah, that's all I've got that right now. Let's ask questions.
I actually feel like answering. Not too many. So, guys, we're gonna bring it back today.
I'm just saying guys know right now, I'm just saying guys know right now, if after
After this game ends, if after this game ends, I recognize anybody on my team's IGN as being
a streamer, I'm letting you guys know right now, listen, I'm instantly blocking them on
everything and banning them from my chat instantly.
If I recognize, like, because maybe I'm a skit so maybe, maybe I'm fucking crazy, maybe
I'm fucking crazy, it could be true, right?
this is just like none of it makes any sense
none of it makes any sense
and now watch what's gonna happen here
I'm gonna go for this dragon, I'm gonna go for this dragon
let me guess why it's gonna cure for the wall
oh she got grubs so maybe not actually
you forgot to turn the light on, no it is on
it is on bro, I swear to god
to God
Like it is on it is on
It's a curse of muda bro that guy I'm telling you like you actually stopped there he contacted like
Egyptian Egyptian fucking
Magicians or some shit
This game is so so as fuck I'm telling you like I'm not crazy am I I'm not crazy
Like this game is fucking weird. No, but you guys are getting that too, right? Like I'm not actually crazy
From other one I knew something was wrong from other one I knew something was wrong
We still probably win it, but it's just like a really annoying cancer game.
Like here for example, why is the fight
invading my raptors and my crud, which it doesn't take my red. When all those camps were up at the same time
and now Pyke is rotating through the top crab.
That's why I fucking thought bitch, thanks for the crab motherfucker. Back to fucking base, motherfucking cocksucker ass bitch.
All right.
Yeah, I think we'll probably just wait for this one.
She's delay sniping with sound, you said I'm going to go jogging before you run to stream.
Ooh, could it be that?
Could it be that?
I mean, Pygis here again, bro.
This is so unreal.
Like it's right that Pyg-in not genuinely infuriates me, but I'm gonna be honest, but
I think this one's actually starting to win out.
I think I should throw up.
Solution gets one kill. I don't think he gets more if you throw up.
Okay, so now we do this we're just gonna get our Cyclosaur and then after Cyclosaur
I'm gonna be coaching JD today if he needs me.
His coach is always here bro.
I am here.
Oh, this is a rough view, like...
It's god damn it!
Let's go buddy!
He's full of balls.
Our day's going good too, bro.
I mean, I'm gonna be honest though, our first game of the day, it's looking like it's actually tilting the fuck out of me.
But! But! It's only the first game.
Surely it's not gonna be like this.
Like guys, I'm the girl, so I'm just gonna get fucking pissed off.
What in the...
You know what, I'm not gonna talk about anymore, I'm not gonna talk about anymore.
It literally doesn't benefit me in any way to be getting like pissed off and tilted.
Okay, so and so what we're gonna do is let's say...
Alright, let's just focus on Tascad Han.
So boss side clear and then we're gonna look on dragon.
She's actually on this, this is like, what?
Guys none of this game, no it's fine, I said I wouldn't call him anymore, no it won't.
I'm not going to talk about it anymore, I'll talk about it anymore.
Okay so now what we're going to do is we're going to finish the gromp and then afterwards
we're going to look on the enemy raptors here.
Maybe Raptors might be up, uh, drags up into 20 Crogs are.
But that's not maybe Crogs are.
Okay.
Okay, so now as long as our team backs off we should be able to go for this dragon.
Now I'm not gonna have smite but I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't think it's gonna
matter all that much.
Now you know what? Action. Go.
That's one.
You know if my Lucian actually gets something here? One. One.
my poppy is pinging me here by the way
yo god god when I told you give me harder
battles bro this isn't what I meant dude
like look look look look look bro here
It hit me out. Please listen.
Okay?
It's enough.
Like, you don't need to keep testing me this game.
I'm still gonna grind it. Like, listen.
I'll still give it up my all, bro.
But please, like...
It's normal that no one's gonna look for your top to bottom look on Dragon.
This is a hard ball catch, that means it's even harder to play.
It's even harder to play, but I'm not gonna lie.
Alright, let me see what I can do here.
So I bought an axe to mana and she died 3 kills as well.
But I can always just use any jungler's light to jump off of the skin.
It's not going to be a name I'm going to read, I'm going to be like oh yeah that guy cheeses
every game, this isn't a surprise.
Or, or, it's going to be a guy that I've never heard of ever.
It's like Diamond 1 or Long Master is just going to counter again.
No one in between.
I'm going to see if his eye has no health.
Nice.
The thing is, I don't have these omnibound boots, that's why I'm not really that worried about going for fights.
WHAAAAT?
Bro, you're seeing this shit though, right?
And the craziest thing is last night we ended the stream
after a game where I went one win and nine losses.
So imagine you go one win and nine losses,
and then your next day you queue up,
you're like alright, time to undo all that,
and then it's like this is your first game.
Bro, I'm telling you, I'm on a fucking watch list, bro.
Or some shit. I don't know what the fuck is going on.
I don't know, I'm fucking with you.
All right, let's just...
Oh shit!
Wait, Norway, they're in the 5th gifted pre-shot.
Thank you.
All right, let's see what we do.
Right it's like we told him not to watch LCS, yeah.
Oh, nice, sick, bro.
Like, now I'm getting soul invaded by the enemy mid lane Olaf, so like...
Oh, man.
This is a crazy- This is a crazy game, guys, I'm not gonna lie.
It's like, it's right you get a game not system the same.
I'm just fucking happy that I did a three-count kill, though.
If I would have been folk clearing this game, forget about it.
That's exactly it for us. It's like God forbid.
True!
Unironically true.
Alright, let's have a look on the crab and then maybe see if we can play on any topside here.
It's like going to a hospital post car accident and attacking the victim in his bed with a pillowcase full of bars of soap
true
even worse, I'm not even
I just joined what happened to this game
I've been getting invaded by the enemy by on literally every camp I've gone for
While the entire enemy team fanboys me constantly at the eyes
It's a rare occurrence
like normally get a game like this maybe one out of 20 so it's like you guys are
watching like a five percent special here
there is a new molly song you should check it out it is awesome maybe
I'm actually 200 health we're going to need that share.
Is there anyone that we can maybe look on the banner right now?
That's okay. Listen, the good news is we're scaling this game.
But I'm not implying that's all that matters.
Oh shit!
Wait, solo-
Alright, solo T. Damn, if I get to take your shot.
Thank you.
Alright, also I get a low kill for you, ready?
Ah, this is rough.
Nice.
Well, thank you, Ruff, pretty sharp.
Okay, so then we Vi died.
Now, guys, are we getting one of Ducerell?
This here, or do we want to get the Black Cleaver?
I'm gonna be honest, I might be a Cleaver angle.
And Aoki there are 9 months on Mac. And Jane there in the Prime as well. Thank you guys.
And Flopsy there in the 6 months as well. Thank you.
Alright, so we're gonna do nows, we'll just film this crab and then after crab I'll see if we just look on the drag.
It just kind of entailed me that even invading me all fucking game,
the enemy vise so down like half my stress genuinely unbelievable
oh oh what the fuck what is going on say and I've pumpered them in the five
appreciate thank you and comment there in the premise law all right let's hear
me do here let's hear you do here is there any way that we could look on
this pattern that's a real question
okay so we're just gonna play on this
Oh this is bad.
Ah, my fucking assault.
Okay we take those.
Well probably the missile's already been out by then.
Guys fucking chill!
I'm just kidding, they're in the Vibebear Shad.
Wow!
I'm cheating on the Viper shot.
Thank you bro.
Guys, relax.
We haven't even won the first game of the day yet.
It's like I don't even deserve it yet.
Alright.
And uh, I'm teasing them if I'm welcome.
Thank you.
Kay, wait, real talk to my hair's a bit fucked up today.
I want to fix this.
important things in life
now it's time for challenges
do it for her
real, real
i need to help my wife
so she doesn't have to miss me for a day or two while i'm in Florida
getting this shit kicked out of me
damn, going for the meal tail, that's it, yeah
that was nice, that was nice
it really depends on my mood to be honest, bro
from. Like real talk really depends on my mood.
What we really want to do now is we just want to play boss at the top and then afterwards
we can look on the red here. As long as we can do that, we're going to be in a very good spot though.
And uh, no it's only 5 future. Thank you bro.
Now you guys are actually like, it's like at least let me earn it.
But see, this is what I mean by it's just like none of this gameplay makes any sense.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't...
Like, unironically, this isn't ShemTime, though, and I say that the gameplay just makes no sense.
I know what you mean.
Like, was there even a ward here? There was no ward here. There was no ward here. There was no ward here.
So, the enemy Vy's just walking blind. It doesn't make sense.
None of us, guys. Like, I wish I could have a better attitude for you this game,
but it's just so hard for me, too, because it's like...
This game just doesn't feel normal. It doesn't feel normal at all.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' donalds?
Like, I can tell that there's weird shit going on, you know what I mean?
Like, I just know deep down in my heart, there's like, there's weird shit going on in this game.
I mean, if you bought it, thankfully not today. Thankfully not today.
Alright, that's what I wanted to do now is I want to pound the rockers.
Okay, we have to play on the, uh, Dagoner.
While walking, here we do a slide.
I think we can mode just on the game here.
Finally, wow, we actually managed to win.
Now guys, we're going to have the best part of the game.
When we get to see if I was actually vindicated and right about everything I said when I was
saying that somehow my team of streamer found a way to get in the ghost at all game.
Let's see.
Let's see guys.
Am I about to be vindicated or am I about to be proven to be a schizo?
It's one of the two. It's either I'm gonna be proven right or I'm gonna be proven in
schizo. Let's see.
Do you want to use people's stream? Coffee bean idol? I don't recognize these two names.
Let's see, am I just a schizo?
Cause like I'm telling you, the entire game just felt so fucking strange.
Your support is no delay?
Who even is my support?
the fuck is coffee being broke
resist even like somebody
is also that's like the third time that you said that message
The best hackle in the world.
Diplo, don't test, hashtag arise.
And uh, get in there in the sub.
LARPing there in the prime and young,
came in a few months looking back.
Thank you.
Cause like, I'm done guys, that game was not normal.
I don't think this guy was this guy's streaming
This guy has his stream but he was offline so it's nothing on him
Cause like I'm telling you guys there's no way that I'm like that's schizophrenic
like this this the enemy via is a little random masters by player named Jar Jar
you know I mean invading me on every single cam is this just how the guy
plays every game there's there's no way right but I mean it could be like
anything goes in masters to like the fucking Wild West out here so maybe I
am schizo maybe it wasn't that my team was getting ghosted maybe it's just how
this guy's just the weirdest motherfucker on the planet but if we're winning the
that's all matters right not to all that matters right over reaction one I will do
it after let me get a few wins under my belt so I can un-salt all right we need
you get it done now guys
you're definitely a skit so
i'm a skit so but i mean i'm wrong about what i'm saying is the real question
like that's the real question
yo you guys know motherfuckers don't?
best hacker in the world
and uh... don't worry if you have a problem
thank you
i'm your dedication you'll get a challenge we don't give up we won't problem
we won't protest any jenny coaching later today i could be could be
well you guys don't see a funny tweet i saw earlier
earlier that made me laugh
do you guys want to see a funny tweet
and uh... frosty there in the farm
don't ask
hits and all time peak viewership
well playing league of legends
this will have
untold
twenty years into the future
that's how
but i can feel the corridors to repel
real
All right, let's go down now guys, let's go, let's focus up, when you've got someone's
going on. Hey guys, I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't think 3 camping is really that
great this game at all. I don't know actually, you know what, 3 camp top seems like a decent
okay
did you actually hear peed viewership yesterday?
yeah but to be fair jinxed he did raid
so that's the reason why
my natural all time peak
was first creature
where i peaked i think twenty uh... seven thousand viewers
while
So it's like 20,000, 27,000 viewers while everyone was getting banned.
And then there was another point where I was picking almost 25,000 and then 23 or 24,000
when I was taking Challenger.
Even after that natural peak was about 18,000, when me and Tiaplade were tied for the challenger
race, and then behind that was hitting grandmaster a few days ago where we peaked like 5,000 heights.
So that's been fucking crazy.
absolutely crazy to say the least. Most of the things, oh shit, I'm sorry, I'm trying to get
to Trishad. Thank you. Most of the things I made you consider quite shirming. Well just
fact that it wasn't really going anymore for a while. But actually that's not even a conversation
I have to have with myself anymore. Okay so now what we're gonna do is we're just gonna
play for the bot side clear and then after that I'm definitely gonna want to look on some other shit.
Like we're just gonna go for the wolves and after wolves there'll be a raptors angle.
What happened with Korea? Were you a pro or something? No it's just that
during that Korea trip everyone viewed me as kind of like a meme. I know it's telling everyone
like I'm way better than you think I am and then I had the craziest run in
Korea out of any Western player up until that point.
Alright so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for this crab and then
after crab I'm gonna want to look to see if I could go back to my top slide.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the crab and then after
crab I'm going to come to the topside.
I'm telling you, as long as we do this we're going to be in like a super good state.
I don't really want to use my smite though, I'd rather save my smite for the Krugs and
then I'll have my other charge for the Dragon.
Cause even if I smited it, it's not like it really makes my clear go that much faster since
the Krug's working while it's spying on me.
What's the point of 3 count clearing?
It allows you to be more active on the map earlier.
And it makes it so that if you get cheesed you don't really die ever.
Like that for example, I saw my Raptors and Darius was starting on my red, right?
So if I would have done a Folkter top to bot, Darius would have killed me all of them on
my red.
My first game of today, the vibe was getting a cheese my boob up.
So it's like, and literally my first two games of today, if I didn't 3 camp, we would
have already lost.
From the first minute, literally just because of the enemy being fucking disgusting free
Tards nice good route
All right, okay, so now we have to do is out of base
It's not as good on the dragon, I hope I hope you do
Oh yeah.
I mean the thing is that it looks like my team is actually in the lift so you know what we're
going to do.
I'm going to just get one Q-Sack here and then afterwards we're going to go up to Black
I'm doing the wrappers even though I don't plan on clearing them because I just want Q-Socks, I know we're good.
How many games are you from Challenger?
Dude, please stop asking.
Listen, I'll give you guys pro advice, okay, pro tip.
If ever you're watching a streamer and then they take an X amount of games from X-rank out of the title, the reason why is because they had a bad day the day before, so don't mention it.
It's like you have a guy where it's like, he has a plot card that says like, I don't know, uh, proud son, you know?
And then like one day he takes it out, why, yeah, cause his fucking pants is like, probably died, right?
So it's like, let's now remind him of the trauma.
Okay, so Swing's not going to hit the dragon at all.
Are they actually on it?
I'm not going to look for that actually.
Okay, so why did that go that bad though, cuz I'm gonna be honest I feel like it never
should have ended that terribly, but I guess it's just other moments in the one.
you might get you might even forgetting beating up by jinxing more than your ex back
if you have a crazy run in the last 45 minutes, or did you forget to reset your subcounter?
I don't know it's it does it automatically
but the problem is that since I streamed later yesterday
it makes it so I didn't uh it didn't have time to like reset like it normally does between days
that's all it is
What is?
Alright, let's see if we can do this one.
I
What
oh no oh shall we come back?
Alright, so now what we're gonna do is we're just gonna play for the clear I guess.
Guys, I'm gonna be real though, the music's really not heading right now.
Like am I the only one that feels this?
It's actually run-
Bro, my voice has been really weird the last few days.
Okay, let's actually run this show right now. Let's go
Okay, so we're gonna play top to bottom and afterwards we look on the dragon bottom and that's right
Which by time we get there it should actually like be time for us to get it already
Okay, so now we do this we're gonna play for the wolves and after wolves you're gonna
a grump into crab now if I manage to find that is so long there is a chance of
you kill
when he does want to just kill the enemy boss you know
I'm gonna be real to you guys. It's a fucking it's a war against my own thoughts right now, bro
It's like
Like dude yesterday's stream and then now the way that today's been going so far too it is a fucking war in my brain
I'm not even shitting guys it's crazy up there
He's holding you now so you can plan the dragon and after the dragon I'll park this back off and we look for top spot
Okay
Okay, so I go ends up getting cute shutdowns like I come mighty and be able to sort out of this game at this stage
Okay, so now we do is we just play top to bottom and afterwards we should be able to
may look on any reds here, same pretty good posture now.
the sewage is finished let's clear on the naphors maybe i can look for red invade
yeah the saris is actually looking on the copy
that means that if we get on me while i'm invading then it should be relatively uncontested
which is gonna be fucking like crazy for us
I'm telling you guys, this stage is actually fucking insane for us.
We live just fine, this one good.
Guys, stop typing fucking, watch time!
It's blacklisted bro, you guys will not be able to see it even if you type it.
Oh wait, no, now you guys are going to do it even more.
holy
I'm not going to lie, I should have played him kind of crazy this game though, the mechanics
are on point.
I'll take you out of the corner of the park that this is.
You've seen the park is alive, the heartache in the back.
A little fucking juice, are we need this one, Lada?
I know I'm alive, I'm alive.
I heard you say you're alive, I'm in my heart.
You and me couldn't let go
Across the desert in the far below
Only you just let it go
And I'll hide it just for a little bit
There's a few things I want to say
And why do you still want to do it?
I don't even know what to say
I'm trying some show right now, bro.
You say we could be better, but I know what's better for me
Or why did you trust me?
Or something's wrong with you?
Or why did you love me?
What a fucking juicer of a song, bro.
absolute fucking cancer user
it's not what we need is we need to stop the strike and the goodness is that
that's how it's coming in on the tower so she can't move
and now if I go for the Darius I know I'm just gonna end up dying
But the good news is that our Echo is so fat and Narus has no magic resist so that's a result like
Dude just Echo walks up in one shot
Okay, I really just want to get this dragon rune and then I first need to just fuck off
Very good
It's like you're saying that the Hoja is rooting for you to lose so you fly to tarp in the springs and get your shit rocked so why the fuck would you try to win
Dude, shut up
Listen, even if I end up winning the bet, somehow, right, and Junior Thumb this up, it doesn't mean we're never going to go to LARP in the springs.
There could always still be the angle of going there.
I mean, you're not wrong. 100% yeah.
Like Yona is not a high skill cap champ, it's really not.
He has so many ways in and out that it's like, you could not have champs that are high skill that are like that.
Central like we send right you guys know motherfuckers
we send is another fake skill
turn the book for something here
Some of the players just got this shit and then we should get it.
Guys, I'm going to be honest, but I really, really, really wanted to try to find a way
we could get this Baron. Easy as fuck.
Alright, goodbye non-baron man. Don't get over-greedy, it's free.
It's the best way to learn just fine, no sulfur, anything.
Listen, level your account 1 to 30, doing a wide variety of whatever the fuck you wanna do.
And as long as you do that, then yeah, just found ranked and you're gonna be good.
This game is already fucking chocked for them at this point.
I think I'm actually gonna go Serelda's.
Look at Tash just rolled those games.
And uh, see you later.
Thank you.
What is the most bright in the Dublin champ?
Cause I'm CTE, Morgazer.
I'm an Anaclyne Morgazer.
Is the sub count today real?
No, just an update from yesterday.
So it's gonna be a combination of like, today's and yesterday's.
I'm going to have to sell my own gun for a new one.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
How does that even sound like something else?
scale
real quick start
Oh
OHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
That's bad, I should have just backed off and played Dragon.
I'm getting way too greedy.
AHHHHH! Guys, we need a good song.
We need a good song. Like, I need to give you guys something crazy if we're gonna win this one.
Let me search up Hardstyle Remix on YouTube.
7
8
7
BEST HECKROM IN THE WORLD
So happy to see you on a Friday night
We'll put it maybe because
No
Thank you very much
you
ooooooooooo wait for him please
Dude, I sure must fucking have that too. I'm so close.
Like I actually must fucking have that too.
Oh, I mean it's fine. Listen, they should be able to just run it down here.
And Sylvia, they're in the prime. Gorilla, they're in the prime as well.
Nick, they're in the prime as well. And Chef Cook, they're in the prime once.
months and uh finding me ever in the prime of his life. Thank you guys.
Holy fuck yeah we actually almost had that bro.
Like we actually almost fucking had that shit bro. Almost had that shit.
Have we built Zeke's? Nah my last time I've been like maybe a garden angel actually.
Alright guys we're doing something today right now. Now we just need more.
So we're two wins on there now, but we need more
The bamboo so I can pretty good to be honest, I agree with you. I agree with you. I mean be honest you might just keep this belt here
You change the text of the sub say subs last two days
Just just like a pin message on it. So I think pin message. Okay is busting
well we did you end on yesterday bro why would you ever even ask me that like
what kind of fucked up thing is that's even asked someone I went one went nine
losses like why would you ever even say that
It's like we don't guys we need to pretend we need to just sit down pretend like this
never happened okay just pretend that it never happened pretend that nothing ever occurred
yesterday just think about it last time was a rough one bro we literally went
one win or nine losses like I'm not even joking like look at this this was the
Where are they one yesterday? I don't even know I'm doing I'm showing guys this it was loss loss loss
Jinxie coaching
loss loss win
Lost lost lost lost like bro. I do not want to think about this day, bro. I do not want to think about this at all
Forget it even happened, please
We need everyone to raise their prime and give it to goddess for the power up
Not yet, not yet, but later.
It's like later we can assemble the Avengers.
And uh, check me out if I'm welcome. Thank you.
What happened on May 23rd?
STOP ASKING!
You need to react to that in our video later, bro.
But neither we need a mental break or need an insult.
Alright.
Whaaat?
I know, insurance.
Well, thank you, Rob.
But yeah, now it's, uh, listen, it's about mental, uh...
It's not mental insurance or anything else.
Alright guys, enemy locked in Diana
Would I be fucked up if I said there's a party that doesn't want to go Hecarim here?
Like a lurchist want to sit here and run it up on Master Yi
Guys I can't want to do Master Yi here
Good cool, now we're gonna do Hecarim
I'm not doing Master Yi into Lulu
Master Yi into Lulu is bad because he Q in and Q polysium
Well, I'm just following those.
Yeah, this looks like a nice game for the rim.
The motherfucking rim.
And uh, deek them in the primal welcome, and shoot them in the ones I'm back.
Thank you.
Been calling you since you already is, I'm proud of you for coming, and we are today.
And I don't play anymore here just for my Canadian boy.
Thank you man.
Means a lot.
Yo you guys know motherfucking don't?
Alright, let's get it now though.
Let's take it now, I gotta hit you back with a win.
And uh, diddy, throwin' the sub.
go little ditty there in the sub bro
alright let's go guys
we need to go absolutely fucking crazy now
alright
is everybody ready now
Now you try wild riff law for mobile. No, we are not doing while dude fuck Wild Rift
Fuck shitty Wild Rift bro. Okay guys. We're really really really wanted to show low key
Come on three on top side
Now I kind of want to folk there
Do you get prior or not early?
We're gonna bot to top full clear then.
Alright, we're gonna bot top full clear then.
Cause the thing is that top lane is gonna be more of a volatile lane than bot is gonna be.
And in time just that and second a lot of other shit.
Because like yeah, no, it's sure it's a lot more than that
It's you just way boss at the top and I'm gonna be John
One of those anim buffs hit on Wednesday send me down in rank one. I swear to God
I answered just got the walls and upwards clear the rest of our camps.
Oh nice, so I'm matching the dana's pathing, perfect.
That's also helping me.
Can you give us five junglers to carry low elo?
Nocturne, Mordekaiser, Warwick, Rammus, Diana.
Okay so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the red in the map for red.
on the cards
well actually at the double card here it is fucking
show over for this motherfucker here
uh... cast your fear please don't recall
blaze a man
I know it's double cob
oh look how much it is
Yeah, it's game over for you.
And it's game over for mid-laner 2. Cheers, bro.
That's the thing, I know if I just wait in that bush, she's gonna walk in to me because she already used her ward toward there, right?
So it's only that she could've got some vision.
Ah, I'm not looking for seconds when my E is up.
Which coincidentally, time is perfect with my killing of the crab.
Ah...
That's my friend.
Okay, so she just barred and she got healed by Lulu. Oh nice, and Lulu was playing more.
Okay, fucking close. Please tell me she doesn't have...
Okay, so we got our Gluttonous Creeps, we got longsword, so we can get them.
Do you think there is high comeback potential this season than any other season?
Oh, that's a hard question, maybe.
Comeback potential has been really good for last like 2 years, I'll tell you that.
We now have to focus and then after what's gonna be some look on the dragon
So in peace with this drag I want to make sure that she never gets them
She missed her Q, now she's just sad. Easy as fuck kid.
What?!
I'm gonna be honest, I think I just have to skip these frogs.
If I go with these frogs, I'm pretty sure I just haven't fucked myself really bad.
So you know we're gonna look on this one when we play a champion that needs skill
Actually, I would say like six out of ten rage grade okay six out of ten
I have a tree in my uh, in my inventory right now, so it means that if I get this crab then
I get my faded smite.
Which puts me on the same level as Diana, in terms of smite.
I'm gonna have level 6 so
Not sure if she's 6
I don't know if we look for bots at top folk or not
We're gonna be good
Okay so now what we do is we just play bot at top folk here
And then after that we can maybe even look on the
On the drops here
So now we do this, we just look on the Gromp to Cogs and then I've got this shit in a
very nice spawn.
Yeah, Glare, all we have to do now is it just raptors into red plugs and then it's just
a freebie.
This has shared all that needs to be done right now.
So I think what we're going to do now is after we finish these frags I'm going to look on
the grubs.
Let's hope that our boing doesn't give a double kill to the damageer though.
If they did, I would absolutely fucking suck around this cauldron.
Alright, GG.
Can we get this, Hallease?
I'm gonna do Grubs then after Grubs will come to top 5, probably.
Oh wait, it's Shudan and never cleared her top side.
Okay, he's on this one.
But could I even kill Diana?
I'd rather prioritize a gank plan kill by someone top tier.
Oh
No, it's a sad Bart Simpson at its song
No
OOOOOOOH
Hehehe
Since we're trying to get Casio to buy boots, uh, early on this year actually
Maybe we'll work surpass him
Okay, we're gonna look for our top two, our bots to top and to reset
Okay, so now it's really just gotta be like, uh, a folk there here
5 wins you're close, no bro. It's 5 wins to grandmaster bro. It's 5 wins to grandmaster!
Nacho! Fuck! Dude, that makes me so mad to think about.
It's okay though.
Girls with a time machine.
Hey, you're my grandma.
Boys with a time machine.
Dantas! Do not queue up on May 23rd, 2026! Please!
what's the fucking like scene from interstellar of like Matthew McConaughey fucking banging
on the glass dude just like crying literally oh shit jakey there in the 5gifted tree shot
thank you no I don't like listening to soundcloud cause I don't know how to soundcloud play
let's tell them to listen to youtube
okay we definitely want to look on this today
I really really want to look on the dragoner
I don't know my upgraded Smiterino.
Ok, Loki is actually going to do some plus or no.
A little bit of a BTT folk there right now, boss is up.
I think I'm gonna have to get a Serpents by the way at some point this game.
Question is, is it item 3 or item 4?
Like it's gotta happen but is item 3 or item 4?
Uhhhhhhh...
for.
where are we at?
i don't know
30 seconds on blue
what about ground?
wolves?
it's shitty because of my resale and now I have nothing on both sides
but I'm mostly on 1500 gold
I
So now we're gonna just use some of it we're gonna be in a good spot
Nice so now we just go about the top and then afterwards we'll look on the health after
All right, we're gonna break it's final guys turn a very good spot
Condemn and Jhin's fine so I'll keep making it.
I'm thinking of reshaping.
So what we're going to really really really want to do right now is we're just bringing
all the medivacs out.
Yo you guys know motherfucking DOLTL?
This is the FOLTL.
The thing is, like, it's not worth me even looking there, though, to be fair.
He's like, what am I gonna do? One before without ult? Fuck off.
I'll just, like, clear my wrap, my crux here, and then after we'll, uh...
Please, we cannonwave? Nice! Cannonwave.
Sometimes I can just run top wave here, and then afterwards we'll play on the turret into, uh, Rift Herald.
I'm gonna be 14 yet, but I'm gonna be...
It's a song and I'm a new guy on this song
and
How did we end up here?
It must have been something like
We both didn't know
Ask yourself before it's gone
It won't be long
There must be a reason why
Why are we stuck inside this place?
Always go, we move back to it
There must be a reason why
Why we didn't decide our fate
Always choosing something that I don't believe
I like it when all of us are one
The only one
the
one-man on the strike
now give me some more odium give me some more odium
I
Just want fucking audio let's go
If I could go back in time, I'd be living on tonight
Tell me where you've been to the past
What a world that I've never seen
Every day, I'm gonna find my way
I've been able to find my way to be
Take me to the time that's on my way
I've been able to find my way
We just lived it all again
And I'm still so thin
Like the arms, she's still right here
If I could go back in time
I'd really live it all tonight
Can I get any rest?
Can I leave this to last long?
Can I get any rest?
Take me down
To the summer
Take me down
To the summer
Take me down
To the summer
There's a light on the old clothesline
Lighting out your fever and fine
Every song was a favorite one
We stayed out till the morning sun
Every man is still so clear
Like the ocean's still right here
If I could go back in time
I'd be in it all tonight
Thank you for watching!
you
You
I'm the light
It's alright
I know it's not
But you know I'm done
Never been down without a fight
I wanna let it
It's alright
I know it's not
There's nothing worse than wasting a bee drop, bro.
Nothing worse than wasting a bee drop.
Fucking Christ, there's nothing worse than that.
When the bee does drop you and you're not able to actually get it in the cage.
Maybe the worst thing ever.
I'm not the perfect thing that I wanna hold your hand
I wanna run, I wanna fly, I wanna fly
I wanna ride like the sun, before it goes down without a fight
I wanna live, before I die
I'm gonna stop the night until I slip into the water
alright nice another game another fucking juicer we take those 444 LP what's
the song name all these songs have been odium songs od I run this one was I
want to live another one was like take me back to that summer so
I'm just gonna ban kinship all day today, I'm just gonna run it up on hacker and perma.
Fuck everything else.
And uh, creamy there in the two months on my.
Thank you bro.
That's it, that's it.
All it's gonna be bro.
Literally all it's gonna be.
11 wins away from challenger?
No, we're not in 11 wins.
Bro, on time you stopped.
Like we're fucked up a monowins away, we're actually fucked up a monowins away.
It's like challenger is right now.
The round right now is about 870, right?
So...
Wait!
870 minus 444.
Wait!
Wait, divide by 3?
No, it's like 1314, 1413.
Yeah, no, we're fucked up in MonoWinsway, but it's okay.
Like we're gonna get there eventually don't worry about it
All right
It's a 680 LP yeah, so we're gonna need about 14 months
Let's say and I love watching them 13 months. I'm like, thank you
But now we're gonna need about a juicy amount of games to them
I'm going to be playing in the park 70 BC thing on the 26th, I think it would be really
fun.
won't be because I have like something to do with the car mechanic that morning
alright guys
so enemy team has shabana melee illusion this looks like a good game from
actually
what character do you recommend I play get on first and keep playing first bro
keep playing first bro
that's all you have to do
Are you on this fine day? I'm doing great bro.
Now that we're three wins in a row, I'm doing great but we need to make it like 10 wins
in a row.
You're not playing elderwood? No, I'm gonna be honest. I feel like I needed a little break
from elderwood to be honest.
We know what skin I'd be down to play a little bit of games on arcade. To be honest, I'd
be down for some arcade games.
You please become a variety shirmar after challenger, yes.
challenge we're going for golden r6 and then we're gonna do some other shots here
it's gonna be a lot of fun no way
alright guys we lowkey got to get it done now
We low key need to get it done now
Why don't you dual shim on YouTube
Because in the past when I did I mean the YouTube options got like maybe like a hundred viewers or something
So it's like meh and then it was also a fact too of like every single YouTube comment was there just this guy even read YouTube chat
I mean dude the funniest thing ever listen if you guys want to laugh open up
jing sees youtube youtube stream comments and say the funniest shit ever
like look at this
Oh
Yo, you're a gold keeper
WWW rigged and it's like yesterday
He's gonna need to play stream. It was just like thousands of people spamming. No, no, no, it's actually
It's so bad, it's because most youtube viewers have this perception automatically that no
one's going to read their comments anyways, right?
So because of that, it's like they just act crazy.
And that's an addict sound for once I'm back.
Thank you.
It seems to be just a wild west, there's no mods at all.
Yeah.
Alright, let's go.
i'm three coming towards bought this game because the uh...
we have no also
there's a boss i cleared and then we're good
What are your thoughts on Shyvana?
This is what Shyvana honestly is that it doesn't really feel like she's a champ that
gets better the higher you go.
Because she's a very limited champ because of how her ult functions, right?
I didn't know what Ryche should do is they should just make her all like just a standard cooldown ability
rather than this like rage build up mechanic
because yeah the rage build up mechanic is unique but it's also like really bad
it's like really really really bad
all right
should actually be in a decent spot now ok
part of me is wondering, what if I won, like, I definitely have to go top crab, but is there
a chance that she resets after full 30?
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' all!
Best hacker in the world!
I'd be fucking crazy if she didn't.
She's trying to double-cum.
She's trying to double-cut him
And put them like I don't know smite
There we go
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin don't it?
Alright, good
I don't know, we're gonna just play for resetting and then after we're gonna meet in a very good spot.
Is that gonna be my, uh, grease time?
I'm still in Fender called. That kinda blows.
Nice.
Guys, is it just me?
Or every time I read Milio's names, all I can read is Miho.
It's like, I literally see Miho everywhere now.
And I actually found the fun.
Actually, I found the fun as well.
Thank you guys.
You can do that with Hecrami, yeah.
Because where that hechromy is that a hechromy counters dashes, right?
So if somebody boss cones, since boss cone is considered a dash, your e cancels are boss
cone.
I don't want to leave the dragon alone, because if I do that, I'm dead.
and shavonar probably gets him
i can remember this on there
i just want to have to commit
but this is a bad play, this overall is just really fucking bad play
it's gonna pay off though
but that doesn't mean there's a good play, it's a really fucking horrible play
but i should have done this, i should have just like, spam pinged my ari to like, what this? well, i just go to my top side
okay, so now we do a swirl reset and then i'll...
probably look on top crab
I thought I was going to be selling, but I could at least go for my top 7.
Why do you start maning Hecarim?
He was the only champ that I ever really performed consistently on.
Cause I like played him for a few years and it was like always like okay.
And then eventually over time at God's appointment I was like wait up.
This is actually like the only champ I've ever played with.
So now I just have fucking all ending it.
yo you guys know motherfuckin total? best hackle in the world
and uh some of them are in the 41 sub-line
god bless
much deserved you are one of fucking voted streamer
thank you bro
alright, see you in New York
Okay so it's going to be Wolves into Rad and then after Rad we're going to look on Grubs
here.
I kind of like the idea of invading this.
Oh yeah, with the faulty rotation for sure.
Can we secure this entire, uh, bot side if possible?
Now the real question is, uh, wanna go, uh, Krugs?
No.
Cause if I go Krugs, then we can to actually, no, no, no, if I go Krugs, then we can contest
the, uh, the Grubs here.
But if I go Grubs here, then she doesn't have balls.
Now, R is not a risk, she has no ult, but Malfight would be.
No, I don't mind if I fight this.
Oh, we said I'll go crab out of base and then we'll talk to Bot Folklero.
Is Casper up there?
Like, low Q to Tar.
I mean, sure, I respect the attack.
But yeah, our gang playing is a KVK and we can't fight that ever.
XD, can it next?
luck
Like this guy seriously get solo killed and then he does this and then that's his attitude instantly
So we killed it it's like a play fuck up because he didn't realize that not fit at all or something
I don't like his response is like all right guys that's surrender like okay out surrender bro
We have a dragon, we have a hard running bot lane, we have a top lane that's like 30 CS
up, we have a surrender because you're mad that you fucked up.
Sure bro, yeah that's the part.
And it's starting to like fuck up in a way where it's like he's been getting 3-maned
all day by the enemy support in jungle right?
Like it's a fucked up in a way where it's like well you fucked up you know?
So can I just mark?
So it's like what the fuck do you want, kids?
I know what you mean, bro.
Okay, I really want us to be looking at the ball set here.
Eh, maybe not ball set, maybe we'll look on this.
to be
Oh, that's mouth, but I thought that was already just enough to clear camp your head
Do you like endless hunger with those boots?
Ahhhh.
You know what the problem with it is, Garispline, let me explain it to you.
This is the endless hunger problem.
I think the item is so fucking good, genuinely.
I think endless hunger is a really great item.
But the issue is that endless hunger doesn't give you any damage.
So in games where you opt to go endless hunger instead of another item early, you genuinely
feel the lack of damage that you're giving up on, you feel it, right?
So that's why it's like, I think endless can only ever function as like a
third or a fourth item because like let's say nowadays
I'm doing like Psycho Sword every game into Shoujin, right?
If the enemy team has a fuck ton of hard CC, right? Then yeah, I'll go on this hunger third, right?
But if they don't then I'll have to go Cerildas or Cleaver then endless.
So it's like unless it's good, but only really I was like a fourth item because the problem is that it doesn't really give you that much damage
And yeah, it gives like a lot of haste, but like you you feel that you feel the lack like you definitely feel the lock
I really just want to play on the rest of my balls I turn then I first you can look on maybe a
Nice dude, one-and-five-calciopia, chain-insane.
There's no way she would ever start on her crugs.
What?
Oh, and now the beautiful thing about this game is that our top laner is getting so killed by Malfight.
Okay.
I could actually kill this, it's huge.
I'm ghosting, I don't care.
It's worth it.
I need all the resources in the world if I'm going to carry these fucking cocksucker soloins.
No, I can actually slow-carry this game, okay?
All the rea-
I wouldn't need it that!
You
And the earth is warm and fair
All that will become
Rise and fall in each other
To witness everyone
and
the
Fuck!
I think it's gonna give over Syrubus here.
Steal the Baron!
Steal the Dragon!
Please, God, steal the Dragon!
Please, God, steal the fucking Dragon!
Please, put a love of God, steal this fucking Dragon!
Thank you!
We can always end a game and say guys, we won 1-9 losses yesterday, I refuse to fucking lose.
Even if it takes 3 dragnees, disgusting fucking freaks by their hair as they scream and cry
feeling their top their scalp get fucking torn up hard I don't give a fuck
small dust like that one no objective syrup it's okay
this isn't a song I want them
I
I'm gonna shoot you soon in the catacombs
A paradise
What?
He's in love with you
He's still in the mud a block
He's in love with you
Together I'm from God
In the sky
Then you can see your empty heart
Lung in openings, girl I've scorned all over
She's innocent in the catacombs
I'm having so much fun
He's in love with the fact you're in love with
He's in love with the girl that I'm forgot
She just shuts her ears, she's falling too far, sanded her skulls
One minute after tears, she fell like a fire, and got through the toughest hour
things around
we're not gonna settle down
or never worry
cause the battle's a lie
when the two of us go around
thinkin' the time
that you let me down
burstin' the line
but I need you now
so get high
I must not die
Just to fall back down
I want your arms around me
I want your body
I want you to party
But I should go better, better
Just want a new home
Let's get it done
I'm ready to go
To be with you
But I should go better, better
I'm gonna take this
Now shoot, run faster
I'm gonna shoot
I'm gonna take this
Now shoot
Now shoot, run faster
Right life, they like to change
They keep in the darkness
You take me away
Don't feel any comfort
I feel a bit weak
You won't make me fall
Cause I'm out of my mind
With you
Seeking the sign
That you'll let me down
It's frozen alive
But I need your help
So get high
I'm not so fine
Just a bone
That I'm alive
Your arms come from me
I was your body
I was your super body
But I should know better
I'm not afraid of the outside world
Can't tell me that things won't change
All I can feel, all I can feel
All it's only you, only you, only you
I want you, I'm the best
You're going to tell me what it is
But the shit I, I was the best
I'm the best
What a fucking game!
Whoooo!
Holy fuck!
Oh my god.
I saw you guys typing jinx earlier.
Is he ready for some league?
i'm in a good fucking mood for win straight holy fuck
wow what a game bro
decent yeah that was a fucking decent showing bro
that was a decent showing if we've ever seen one
jingsy wants to play now alright let's fucking do it then bro
i'm feeling fucking ready dude holy shit
we are fucking rocked today bro
not feel so good
it's a yes it was a good coaching session with jamesy
we were start off being like zero wins for losses today look at the day we've
had so far
all my card every game
and and and and and and
the destruction best hacker in the world
his power went out though
uh...
we'll call
Yo you guys know motherfuckin donald best hacker in the world
Oh he's back, he's back, he's back
Yo you guys know motherfuckin donald best hacker in the world
And uh, Fnopsy, Hallow, Chirbon, Femcel, Gavin, Donk, and Kellen there and so welcome
Thank you guys
Wait, is Donk that Wade? Hold on, Donk, are you the Donk I'm thinking of?
I
Got it. I would love to call him a call all right. It's called
What
It's bronze bronze Jinxie reporting for duty. No, no, no listen listen. No, no Jinxie Jinxie
You're not fucking bronze Jinxie, bro. You're the fucking bronze brutalizer
Literally exactly yo yo dot test dot test last night I played League of Legends at 2 40 in the morning and
Drop 17 kills of Master of Yield dude. Okay, genuine question. How fucking addicted are you?
It's the most addicted I've ever been to a game since I found rainbow six each 10 years ago
Really?
Yes, it's bad.
Cuz dude, I was gonna say like normally I see you do like maybe one game off-stream like here there whatever it is
You know, but it's like yesterday. You literally played three in a row at 2 a.m. Bro. I
Just bonded my bishop and I hope he doesn't see it. No
Oh my god, I'm no idea number of pond covers. Yes. Oh my god. That's why pond structures are important downcast
Yeah, what's up?
I'm about to get 500 less, man.
Do you want to help?
Are you good?
Oh, wait.
You want chess coaching?
Yeah.
Can I screen check?
Wait.
Well, I don't know about coaching, but yes, here.
Can you see?
Okay, listen.
Do everything that I tell you to do on your 500 euro by the end of this game.
Okay.
So now what you're going to do is I want you to bring, kill his, okay.
So then you're going to kill his horse with your queen.
Yep, I agree and if he moves his night then you trade Queens
No, but that's bad because then the rook gets under the empty file
Can't kill the horse. It's good trade because you can kill the horse and the queen. It's good trade. I
Get material. Yeah, I win material. I think it's won the game off of that. I'm not even kidding
You did though this look at George, bro. Look at George. Look at his face in that profile picture
You're fucking this kid up dude like there's no tomorrow. You're fucking beating the fucking bricks off of him. Do you understand?
He's like 10, bro.
Well listen, hey, ain't no age too early for an ass whooping by the J-man. Does that make sense?
Yes, yes, okay, bro. Also, here's the thing. If he does pond takes...
No, I lose with... No, I actually don't win material, you stupid fucking...
No, kill his queen! Yes!
Bro, but I don't win material because look he has pond takes night
Bro, let me play the game. I got this. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got this. Okay. All right. All right. I believe in you
Okay, so here's what I'm gonna do broken 3.95. Don't just watch this. Okay, okay?
Okay, we're gonna create a battery. Okay, you know what a battery is
Yeah, it's what you put in like remote control to make it work
Yes, but do you know what like a a
A strategic a battery is yeah, it's when you beat this shit out of somebody around you and then you get charged with it
Yes, but a battery in chess is two rooks behind each other, okay, okay, what's good at this guy's is just feeding me pawns
This guy fucking stupid
Wait, are you win trading in chess? I'm not mood of our chill
He has
All right
what we're gonna do. Step one, create a battery. Step two, get the rook into the second rank.
Step three, eat all of his ponds. Step four, do a pawn storm and convert one of our pawns
into a queen. Step five, win the game.
But I'm gonna be honest.
Step seven, get a 5 out of the blue.
So Jynxie, the problem with this right now is you're doing too much thinking, bro. Just
play the game, bro.
Got this? It's chess, bro. You have to think. That's the whole fucking point of-
Dude, Jynxie.
You have to think.
playing against a 10 year old named George The Fish,
that's from Canada, bro.
You don't have to think,
just fucking eat his characters and win the game.
It's that easy.
He has his rook in the second rank.
This kid knows his stuff.
His rook's in the second rank, bro.
This kid knows what he's doing, man.
Wait, are you guys just gonna trade
entire back lines now?
We can't because I'm up one palm.
So he, oh, this guy's literally brain dead.
That was the best thing he could've did for me
was trade material.
That was the best thing he could've did.
Because now,
I'm gonna start my pond storm. Wait, tell him open up the chat room and say George is your fucking brain, dad
Yeah, but Jinxy Jinxy think of it this way if he gets bullied at school now
There's nothing that the bullies could tell him that's more hurtful than what you told him
So it's like you're preparing him for real life. He's gonna be thankful for it
Bro, I'm not bulking a kid, Dantez, god damn it!
GenC!
I have pawn push, rook check, or no.
I have pawn push, pawn push, trade, convert to queen, and then rook second rank maybe,
or something.
I don't know.
I'm former Rila.
I don't know.
We're just going to see what happens.
I think I win this, Dantez, because look, he has takes, I have take back.
Wait, just, just, he does pawn.
Yo, me hoe, I know, I have to work at it.
I can't just fucking tell the work to the pawn.
Yes you can, you can eat it right now, look!
Okay, now we take, he has king takes, but then I have this.
He has check or you can eat the pawn.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
If I trade, wait, hold on, I don't think I can trade.
I think I'm better than this guy where I don't have to trade him.
He wants to trade, but I don't think I win a trade.
I need to eat poms.
Okay, he has...
Alright, we eat.
This is going to be our queen right here.
Contest.
Okay, Genesee, can I give you a strategical tip here?
So do you remember the shotgun method I taught you in League?
Yes.
So you can do something similar here where you can just guess what province in Canada
he's from and then just make up a story to make him AFK.
Say wait George are you from British Columbia?
I think I heard a woman screaming while she was getting beaten up by four people and she
was calling for her son to help and then he's gonna AFK if he's actually from BC and you
get a free win.
You think that would work?
I mean you might as well try bro.
Open up the chat room.
This works like I'm not yo, bro. I'm not harassing the ten year old
Okay, look, I'm up one pond. Let me lock in here. Okay. I have check hold on hold on
I have when you got a rook involved. Here's the thing the thing about end games or not rook
Sorry, I think about end games. You have to get your king involved, bro. That's the thing
That's the thing about end games. He might panic and and meet think he has to remove his bro
We okay
Okay
So our next place
Yeah, no, just no wait, why didn't you bring it up to?
Oh my god, you're right wait, I'm actually a toddler. Okay. Look all I have to do is this man. Let's keep it simple
Can't do anything to me. Just bring your pun up. Just bring your pun up. You got a free queen
Because look take take. Yeah. Yeah, we got this
Okay, so now I have
take
Wait, yeah, I've take check. He's in check. He has take
Have no just moved your king
He has check again
He can't check mate me this game the only way I lose this game is if I let this pond I wait the fuck yet
Wait, Jin see why did you move your king and sub moving your pond?
Cuz I was in check you fucking no you
You're blinds, fuck!
Wait, for realsies?
Yeah, you wanna check!
Okay, he has two legal moves. You can do that, oh, okay, you can do that also, I'm not in check.
All we have to do is make sure this pawn doesn't die. Do you understand, Bautas?
It's that simple. We have to make sure this pawn doesn't die and we win the game.
If this pawn dies, the game dies with it, okay?
He can't check me with a rook and a king. I don't even think that's humanly possible.
Maybe, it actually probably is.
Yeah, but only if you're cornered.
Yeah, I'm getting cornered right now.
No, no, you're not I think I'm gonna get checked
No, you're fine
If he does this I could do like that. No because if he Jamesy if he does that you you're not in check, bro
It's a night's not a queen
Go to the middle of the map
Me how it's a board and I'm in check
Okay, I've run to the okay. I should run to the middle right not the corner. Yeah, no don't corner yourself, bro
Okay, Jen see just give me the log and I'll play for you
He's fumbling he gave up on checkmate. He was fumbling don't ask can't move up on checkmate. He's panicking
He might play for the trade like an absolute cringe. Wait. No, no, no, no, no
Oh, wait, I relax relax because look I have I have vision here. Oh shit. It's where you're actually a fucking genius go up
Okay, my next move is this, and then this, and then that's game, but actually, I don't
know.
Hold on, let me think.
Okay, this actually turned into the most cinema game of chess ever.
The thing is, no matter what, I'm going to have to checkmate him with a king and a rook,
the thing you stop tests this queen it's only gonna live for one second because
he's gonna have to suicide his rook into the queen and then we but here's the
other thing no jingsy good enough to checkmate with a rook and a king
jingsy jingsy I have a better idea are you listening just perma put him in
check because if you get a queen right now then you can't even trade his his
oh okay so here's what it comes down to you am I Nicholas Stewart good enough to
checkmate with a rook and a king.
Let me talk, let me talk to this with a rook and a queen.
Okay, listen, listen, Jynxie, you never listen to me.
Just let him run down the timer four minutes.
Just insta-do one second moves.
Run him down the timer all four minutes
and you just win by default.
Yes, you're right.
I'm up a minute though,
wait he sent me a message in chat,
let's see what he said, except he's crying.
Okay, I don't give a fuck if you're crying kid.
Sorry.
Rook check.
We respond with respond with the laughing emoji. Let him know that life isn't all sun shines and rainbows
You need to be his rocky
Like laughing crying on the top one. Yep, right there
Okay, listen bro the only way I fuck this up is if I blunder my ropes you understand coach. Yep. Well, you know my coach in this shit
not time sir life is not next time so what I have to do pretty under oh you're
I'm making fun of my grandma, back George, watch this, check me out, here's the thing.
You're getting blamed by a 10 year old.
Alright, here's the thing that Levy taught me.
What you have to do is you have to slowly box somebody off, okay?
Now, I know how to do this with a king and a queen.
I've never done it with a king and a royal, but it's the same thing.
So we're creating a wall here, right?
point of this wall is so this king can never go this way he has to go here here
here and we're slowly just gonna keep pushing our king and our book talking
to little boys on this gets based wait okay no ask him if he's ever heard of
Aiden Ross and then challenge him to a brand risk boxing fight I'm not gonna
fucking do that look we're creating the wall we're slowly squeezing it see this
just ff I'm too good to stalemate I don't stalemate anymore George just
fucking ff I know he's sitting there hoping I stalemate you're definitely a
a fat chud man
what's this kid's fucking deal
seriously what's happening
this kid is ten
why is this kid so toxic
tell him that his mom is getting
plowed by five different men
As we speak.
Yo, I'm not going to do that.
Hold up.
Wait, can you box him in if you just brought in your knight
a bit closer?
It's a rock!
OK, bring it all the way in, all the way in on the green square.
No, no.
Yo, hey, bro, stop backseat-chessing me, check.
OK.
Can you go here?
Fuck you, kid.
I'm gonna stalemate this summertime, Jesus. Fuck up.
We have a wall here.
Jingsy.
Okay, now- Yo, hey, hey, hey, hey, what?
Okay, just bring that to the green.
If you bring it to the green, then he physically can't move.
And then you need to move your knight or your king closer to him so you can corner him.
You can't move your king close to a king, that's not how it works.
Let me focus, fuck!
I don't know what I'm doing wrong, I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I think to check me here, you're supposed to, sir, you've got to shake the box.
I'm getting back
And I miss about reason how am I getting back seated by a fucking kid?
This gets backseat chasing me
You're just going to run again, there we go, that's what we've got to do, you can't take
because look.
Let's see what I've been telling you to do.
Yo shh.
Bro, I wanted to resign because there's a chance I stay on like this, I'm not even going to
lie, I'm not going to lie to you downtown.
I might stay on like this shit.
Yep, and then now bring, yep.
The box is getting smaller, so I'm going to move that in, no, no, no, no, no, oh my god.
Okay, but no, no, stop, the rook, put the rook on the white diagonal to the king, yes.
You're right, oh my god, you're actually right.
Yes, there it is.
Yes, that's how you shrink the box.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yep.
Move the king.
Yep.
There you go.
That's stalemate.
Oh my fucking god.
Yep, that would have been stalemate.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Is this me?
No.
Fuck.
Bro, this is stalemate.
If I play this.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
I'm gonna get him.
This is still my thing.
If I play this.
Oh my god!
What?
GenC GenC you need to you you need to move your king closer to oh no you oh okay
you need to move your king closer to the corner because it's your king moving
closer to the corner that's gonna allow him to actually like get fucked you know
I mean
the final boss. No, no, no, move your rock, your rock, your rock. That's still made dipsh.
Oh, no, it's not. It's not. It's not. Yes. And now move your, your king closer. No, your
king closer to the corner. Yes. Your king. Yes. Yes, sir. Yes. No, no, no, no, no, move
your king to the green now made because no it has vision okay one is the real
holy shit it's not me
I have six seconds oh my god
It's fine chess doesn't even matter I
Really wish that one was off stream chat. I'm not even gonna lie to you. I
Really wish that one was off stream. Wow, okay
I'm gonna grab some beef jerky. Oh my god
Why is everyone saying banned? Did the kid get banned? Wait, who got banned?
Jinksy. Wait, how did Jinksy get banned? You can't tell him what to do, it's back seeding.
yo dot test what's up man yo jing see apparently you're gonna get banned on
chess yeah because you told me moves you fucking idiot but also you're lower
elo than me so I don't think that matters oh okay nice all right good okay so
are you ready for League of Legends now
Does a cat shit in a litter box if it's potty trained
Contest this is the best start to a day possible you see is yep report feedback no no jingsy
Can I can I explain to what the real best start to a day ever is?
What the real best start to a day ever is when you play off stream and you end up in wins so
So then when you start the next day, it's like you're already one win ahead.
Does that make sense?
Yep.
It's like playing Mario Kart, but instead of starting in 20th place, now you start in
10th place.
You know what I mean?
Dude, I got two people banned.
Hold up.
Nice.
Good.
Alright.
Now should we just go right into it here?
What do you think?
i'm gonna be honest to jing see
i don't think there's
you know what it was not going to get it's out
so it's not going to get it's out
you know we can maybe try doing
do i mean to find a warwick montage that we can watch you can see like
what warwick players that are like challenger play like
uh... yeah but we might have to go off youtube for that one
which one do you want me to link you to the warwick hentai or the warwick montage
montage now link me to warwick
goon vile slayers
okay
didn't you say
you have to jerk off to your lead characters you become one with your lead character
yeah did you do that last night
okay well that's why you gotta fucking learn bro
you gotta do it
I might like Yi more now, and I'm getting...
Wait, really?
Because the other thing, Yi is good for early...
Er, no, Warwick is good for early engagements.
Yi's more consistent though, because Yi can just kind of farm and then scale.
Yeah, but the thing about Warwick, the thing about the Tudum that you have to understand is that it's like...
Warwick is gonna carry a lost game way harder than Master Yi will with your skill level right now.
So, do you think I'm broad-skilled right now?
So okay, okay, I'm gonna keep it a buck with you, I'm gonna keep it a buck with you.
The thing about you is right now, I would say, mechanics-wise, mechanics-wise, you're
probably around like silver, honestly, okay?
And the reason I'm gonna say that is because you still stall your movement, you still sometimes
don't auto-attack, you're still not using your abilities and it's like it feels like you're
still a little bit clunky, right?
The thing that's actually allowing you to climb though, genuinely, is the fact that
your decision-making is good enough that you're able to consistently get leads and not throw
them.
That's the difference.
So it's like right now, I'm not kidding, you should be in like iron.
Because your decision making is so good it carries you. Do you see what I mean?
Yes, okay. All right. Okay. Wait, let me go pee really quick. All right. Go pee. All right
Yo, we're going fucking undefeated tonight 29 wins in the road chat
Okay guys real talk now now that it's just us if
If me and Jinxie were ever in a battle to the death, and I was allowed using a rocket launcher and Jinxie was only allowed using a used sock come wipe, who do you guys think would actually win the one if you want, mirror him?
Like imagine that's like the statute of limitations. I get a rocket launcher, he just has a used sock full of dried nut.
Do you own a rocket launcher?
You guys know what actually happens when you're speaking of a rocket launcher.
So I'm not kidding when I say at one point I was on the beach, right?
And I saw a guy walking around with a huge bulge, you know, this was years ago.
And I go up to the guy, I'm like, damn, dude, like, that's a fucking crazy bulge.
Can you please tell me how I can get mine that big so like people want to like get to
know me, you know?
So the guy looks at me and he says, all right, listen, this is what you got to do.
You got to just take a potato, you put it in your speedo, and then after that you let
the rest of it do its magic, right? So I was like okay and I did it. 30 minutes later
everyone was laughing at me and then when I asked that guy why they were laughing at
me and instead of like staring at me, he told me, because it's on the wrong side, you fucking
moron, it's supposed to be in the front not the back. And then I was like oh, okay that
No, he was asking me for the camera, so I gotta give him the camera now.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Oh my bad.
Is Muda in a game, by the way?
Should we start off with a hate watch?
Um, yeah, Loki could actually.
But I don't think he's playing League, I think he's doing other shit.
The chosen one, one of two ranked solo duo, SR.
Oh, wait, he is on League!
So, Jynxie, this is what we're gonna do, okay?
Okay, whoa, it's cute sniping. Well, whoa, whoa, he's cute snipping me drew 11. How's it hanging? Whoa?
Whoa, wait
He's cute sniping me. Is this allowed within the ride confines?
Sadly to sniping yatters
Okay, well, it's all good because listen if Muda gets on my team
I'm never gonna help him one time
I'm never gonna gank mid ever and if Muda's on the other team
I'm gonna gank him every three minutes after every folklare. I'm gonna gank him
Wait, Jinx, you know you could low key do?
What?
What if you just stalled for the next three hours and then he was just a Jinxy watch
party while waiting for you to queue up?
That's not a bad shout.
Should I add a delay before we runch it?
Do we run it back on 30 seconds?
Yes, I did.
The 30 second delay felt good, I'm going to be honest.
The 30 second delay felt good.
Alright, let's do it then.
Wait, wait, wait, not this.
Yep.
actually waiting to queue one second one second he's a hundred percent
woby yes oh yes yes my stream okay listen
mura
okay got that should we queue with him and you coach us who your tax check your
tax we could we could the tax okay look I'm looking I'm looking okay let me say
this let me say this mood up one loss and we're off mood up one loss and I'm
soloing okay mood up one loss and I'm solo but Jin see I have bad news if we
do it with Muda since he doesn't have a delay then it means that we can add a delay ourselves.
So we're going to open ourselves up to being ghosted. Now do you think Muda is a good enough
team asset that he actually overpowers getting ghosted on no delay? Yes or no?
Uh, Muda can't even play with delay. Muda, no, yeah, he can change. He can change.
He got it. Okay, okay, we're good then. Have you met Muda, Dante?
Well, I mean, he's been hate watching me for the last like two days ever since I was watching him with you
Jinxie before wait before we are we start I wanted to go in your twitch chat and type slash user space Ludwig
Go into my twitch chat slash users face. Yes type it
I don't see anything, I'll bear this.
Okay, no.
Messages.
I'll be hate watching every game.
Anyone else think Dantez gets too sexual sometimes?
Alright, that was pretty beast.
Not gonna lie, there's so much smoke blowing up your ass, man.
Dantez is delusional.
I think he's pumped diamonds by end of year if you locked in.
Yeah, but a lot of it you said passing your rank is like reaching the end of the universe
So your statements are confident each other
He was hey watching your bronze games yesterday, Jain see he was praying on your downfall
Mooda listen, bro
Like you know, I don't care if we play siege together and we lose
I don't care if we play rock league together and we lose. I don't care if we play fortnight together me lose
I don't even care if we play fucking
Fall guys together in this mood up if you hit my game in league
I will beat the shit out of you
Like in GTA
We don't have your ass on a stick if you hit my game. Okay. Now listen one loss and I'm soloing
One last
Jinx have a good idea before the game starts force Muda to take a
a dick pic with his face in the camera and then if you lose and he ends you
post it on Twitter. Okay I'm not...
Okay I'm gonna make group call. I need you to put Muda in its place okay coach?
Don't worry I can add the lad task. Alright alright alright alright alright.
Muda drank all. Muda drank all. One loss and I'm sold off.
How are you, son?
Alright, he's about to join. He's about to join.
If you put your foot pressure on me, I don't understand.
Yo, Jixi, I'm literally better than you, bro. Stop. I'm bronze.
Alright, yo, hey, first stop, shut that shit down. Alright?
Okay.
So Muda, let me be clear. If you want to play ranked with me, you have to...
What was it coach? What does he have to do?
You need a some wood out you're gonna have to sit there, and I'm gonna want you to take an up-facing
Dick pick with your face in the camera so that it's obvious that it's you you're gonna send that to Jinxie and
If you guys lose and you end him he posted on Twitter and leaks your cock
So, because I'm a good guy, I'll actually give you the option.
Either you can do that, or I want to look at the Discord camera, okay?
You're going to take a picture like this, spreading your whole open while you look
between your legs, and then the camera's going to be positioned over here so you can
see the full frontal. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I gotta do something to get in here.
What is humiliation, Richard? What the fuck even is this?
My coach spanked me yesterday for going to the bathroom, and I ended up going on a winning streak.
This is what we need, bro. This is not a win-trade.
So you want to take a picture of my dick with my face in it, and if we lose, you just upload it to Twitter.
Yes, exactly did this row you think we're pulling this shit out of it air
Thank you do not do that. What do you mean the way to wait? Oh, hold on. Hold on Muda. Do you personally know faker?
Yes, do you personally know for a fact that he didn't do it?
No, then then you cannot say he didn't do it bro because it's a 50 50 percent chance that he did or he didn't
So you can't sit here and you can't make shit up like that bro rule one
I'm leading more towards the first one coach, but it's up to you yeah
Wait, no, no, wait, whoa, oh my god.
No.
No, no, no.
No.
Please.
No.
OK.
Now, send that to me on imsd.
OK.
I'm going to send that to you.
Jake, see you.
Let's see it play.
OK.
Let's play it again.
All right, let's go.
All right.
OK.
So are we running it with delay or no delay?
What are we thinking?
Delay, delay, delay, delay.
If you don't have a 30-second delay, I'm gonna report you to the FBI.
Oh, no.
We need delay, bro.
30 seconds!
Everybody do it!
Yes, yes, I'm down.
All right, okay, three, two, one.
All right, it's enabled.
Okay, I'm gonna send that to you, Jinx.
Let's see you play.
Okay, let's play the game.
All right, let's go.
All right, okay.
So are we running it with delay or no delay?
What are we thinking?
Delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay.
If you don't have a 30-second delay, I'm gonna report you.
I'm gonna report you to the FBI.
I'm not a guy.
Oh, we need delayed for the one time in a month.
Everybody do it.
Anyway, Yone, yes, yes, I'm down.
All right, okay, three, two, one.
All right, it's enabled.
That much is on too.
All right, now listen, this is how it's gonna work, okay?
I'm gonna need both of you guys to share your screens on Discord,
on Discord right now.
Done already on Boba listen, bro. Don't this are you even a good mid laner? Can you help me?
Listen to me listen, okay, I have the game understanding of
Unironically even the highest level of pro coaches. Okay, do you understand?
I can operate any champion at any role at a challenger level with my brain the promise of my hands a lot of time
They don't follow so you're gonna cut this shit out of can you even coach me bro?
I could coach a gorilla to sit there and 1v9 games on
Unniddly, I swear to God like I could do it all bro. So rule one you do not question the coach
Okay, daddy. Yes. All right coach tells you if don't that tells you to jump off the bridge jump off the bridge, okay?
Exactly. Yeah. All right done done. Okay. Listen, Ralph. Moota one loss
God is my witness if we lose our first game and you and you're down 90 CS in five minutes
Like the last time he played in mid lane getting absolutely brutally fucking play frame mark
You're not gonna blame it on smurfing. I'm just gonna leave the game and burn my PC's to the floor
Muda listen, bro. I don't want to hear none of that coping bullshit about how you're getting out CS by a smurf
Alright, let's fucking go. We're both brunts for let's do this
Okay, bro. Let's go. Go. All right. So now
Now before we start before we start we know that Jinx yesterday won his games off stream Muda show us your match history
We need to see what we're starting off today with okay. How do I check that?
He's already sharing he's already sharing
All right, so Muda why the fuck did you go 3m 12 in your last game?
Listen listen listen listen listen this game. I was pushed fast. I was playing League for 10 hours
And I went on a victory royale win 18 9 20 and 5 75 and then I shit the weather this game and I got off
I was tired coach. What are your thoughts on mooda playing young?
Do you think mooda has the brain capacity for young remember this guy's a win-trainer?
Allegations allegation that ever was good this guy allegedly win traded into right reach top one in two reasons
Okay, so listen, this is what we're gonna do then what we're gonna do is when the game starts mooda
You're gonna all chat, yo enemy mid, what's your paypal, and you're gonna have to front
the cost of every game if it costs under between $15 to $40.
If it costs more than that, you and Jinxie go splitzies, are we understood?
Uh, coach is as bearable.
Okay, Loki it might be.
So how about this, this is what we're gonna do.
You play Yone, right?
Yes.
Today you're gonna be on any duty.
No!
Okay, no, no.
Coach, listen, if you put me on Annie, we're gonna lose.
I don't play Annie, I just play Yone, bro.
That's all I do, I play Yone, bro.
Yone, like, bro, please don't put me on Annie, please.
Muda, Muda, I watched you duel with Jinx a few days ago,
and all you did was cry about Smurf,
so you're all dropping 20 deaths plus every game.
Can you assure us that you're not gonna do that again today?
Yeah, no, I can't lose.
That will not happen.
I take this game just as seriously as Jinx.
Yo, listen, I promise I was getting smurfed on, I don't want to talk about it.
No, no, we don't know.
They banned my Yone first game!
First game!
They banned my Yone!
What do you mean the worst first game?
Okay, hold on, hold on!
They did not ban your Yone, bro.
They banned the most elo-inflated broken mid laner and the entire mid lane roster.
I was waiting for you to say that.
Yone's elo-inflated bullshit, bro.
That's true, bro. Pay a real champ like Garantop, dude, please
Okay, here's the thing bro
Muda bro. Yeah, if I load up the game
Yeah, you're like in your 12 minutes into the game and you're down 90 CS like the last time you played
Yeah, where do you live?
Windsor, Ontario, Canada. Okay, Dante's that's like a prior one to two-hour drive
I'm gonna need you to slap the dog shit out of him, right? You cannot be going fucking
Down 90 CS bro. All right, let's do this. Well, yeah, but this is what we're also gonna do Muda. Do you like your hairstyle?
Yes, I love my hair. I put so much care into my hair if you drop more than 10 deaths in any of the games today
More than 10 deaths in any of the games today
You're gonna take a razor and you're gonna shave the middle of your head all the way through like your avatar the last
Are bender am I under said this is non-negotiable?
Like guys
What is happening like why not being interrogated like this? I don't understand. No guys like can I throw my hair?
Can I not leak my dick can I play League legend without leaking my dick?
Can I play the legends with having a full head of hair dog mood up mood up listening listening?
I'll tell you why I'll tell you why you are about to queue with the bronze brutalizer
Do you understand that we need to know that you're worthy of being in Jinx's duo queue presence?
And the only way to show your worth especially after that fucking fiasco
We had a few days ago is for you to put something up for grabs
So we need to know that you're not gonna pull a repeat of
of Jinxie! Jinxie! He's smurfing! Oh my god! And then Jinxie, who's giving you the performance
of a lifetime, is getting BBC gangrailed and there's nothing he can do about it!
Well, I already took a picture of my dick and I already sent it to Jinxie.
No, no, no, hey! No, no, wait, I already did that. I already did that. So how much more
do I need to do?
All right, bro, if you get out CS you're blocked if you if you get out fragged you're blocked
Like I don't go negative man check the stats. I win every game
Okay, I don't know win every game watch
Muda asking Jin see what happens if you end it's like asking a fruit what happens if you're a vegetable
It just won't happen, bro
Like what is that?
This is like the biggest gleam ever!
We're broads!
You're talking like Jinxie's faker!
Okay, mood up. Let's get something clear here, okay?
Just so you can understand what we're working with.
When Jinxie did the leveling process in League of Legends, he did not learn the game through normals and co-op vs. AI.
Jinxie was in the fucking battlefield from Game 1.
He sat there and went all the way to the depths and brutalized his way all the way to fucking
bronze with nothing but skill, dedication, and consistency.
The difference between him and you, Muda, is that you leveled!
You did it the normal way and you still ended iron!
Jinxie is the prodigal son of Faker.
The only difference between him and Faker is that Faker has glasses and he doesn't.
Do you understand now?
Yes coach, yes coach.
But you know what would be cool bro instead of shit talking me bro and lowering my confidence
before we get to the most important game of my life.
It'd be nice if you glazed me 1% of what you're doing with Jinxie.
Okay so you know what?
Okay let's do it, let's do it.
Muda, Muda.
I have faith that in League of Legends, one day, you will become the kind of player that
wins so many games that in Valorant, it took you paychecks to actually accomplish.
Okay, Muda, you might have to unmute your mic, bro.
You've been muted for the last, like, five minutes.
Muda, unmute your mic!
Okay.
Can I get, like, understand everything before we get into this game?
that I just maybe get glazed like one second before we get to the game.
Alright.
Any words, coach? Please, bro, anything.
Okay, okay, I got you.
Muda?
I have confidence
that you might have a shot at winning your lane this game, if you give it your all.
So let's get the fuck done.
Let's go.
Jynxie?
I know that you're gonna dominate everyone and everything in your path,
born to do this bro it is you against the world and the world doesn't stand a
fucking chance you are what everyone could have been had they been born in a
genetically mutated lab and cultivated into game of the year through raw
genetics are you ready now jing see yeah 2023 bro all right here's the thing
mood up I will be stealing your waves this is non-negotiable all right all
Alright, so, Muda, listen. This is something that we're gonna have to talk about. Are you listening?
Yes, I'm listening.
Okay, so, we're one of playing with Jinxie. Jinxie is Daddy, and Daddy gets the waves.
So what this means is that you're a s-
How am I supposed to farm a higher CS than my opponent, like Jinxie said, if this guy's allowed to take all of my CS?
Because, I'll tell you how- let me tell you right now, Muda.
Like, what?!
Muda, listen man, listen me good.
The thing is that if you farm properly, you should be perfectly farming every wave.
So even if you're only giving Jinxie, let's say one wave out of every four, you can still
outform your enemy opponent.
So what we're gonna do is the way it's gonna work is Jinxie's gonna full clear, then he's
gonna walk mid.
When he walks mid, everything mid lane belongs to him.
It's Jiddy's territory.
So you're just gonna have to make sure that while Jinxie isn't in your lane, you get as
as many resources as you can, because once he comes around, then he's going for everything.
Am I understood?
Understood, coach.
Like, understood.
Alright, perfect.
Lock in.
Let's go.
Yeah, lock in.
Alright.
So, Muda, how are we feeling about the vagar matchup right now?
Solid.
I can fuck this guy's little tight asshole nine times out of ten times, every single
time.
I know his counter.
Perfect.
I know his Q. His E. His ultimate.
His cage.
I know everything about this character. I've studied this character and I will fuck this character and his tight little asshole over and over and over again.
Okay, so Muda, what we're gonna do then, right, to get you in the mindset, is I'm gonna pretend I'm Vhagar and you're gonna pretend you're young. Are you ready?
Yes.
Muda, get away from me! I want to kill him!
Come here! Come here! Come here! Get your little ass over here!
Oh no! I'm back and I'm going to start working against you!
No, come here!
Bro, is that your fucking dirty dog? All your servants come here ten times!
Why do you want me to do my fucking grape vagabond?
What do you want me to do?
I mean, dude, you gotta relate somehow!
Fuck!
Take it serious!
So, Mura, we played two games together.
Yes.
We've lost two games, and you've lost your lane both games.
You fed your opponent, man.
Can I assist you right now?
Why is Jin Zhao a jungler in my lane?
Oh, OK.
No, no, no, OK.
First off, hey, cut that shit out right now.
You're not going to do this shit.
Mura, no, no, no.
Muda! Muda! Muda! We are not doing this! Oh, he's a smurf, he's this, he's that. No!
He's a bronze moor on locking in Xin Zhao. That's it! Smurfs don't exist anymore, bro.
You're literally pulling the Reddit special right now.
Yeah, okay.
Muda, if you say the word smurf a single time, bro, I got it. It's my witness. I'm reporting you to Q11.
If you say the word smurf one time, I'm just gonna report you.
Also, if you lose your lane again, I swear to God, I'm blocking you on everything.
No, I'm gonna...
What are the chances...
Okay, fine, let's go.
What are the chances, what?
Yeah, what?
All the things in my lane, all the what's happening to me.
Like, what is this guy doing?
Well, dude, he's fucking OR farming on you.
So, the thing is that Zin's out.
Bro, you can rock up and you can kill him from range.
Why are you sitting back?
You're allowing yourself to get mugged, bro.
We can't be allowing this, Shemuda!
Well, I'm already half HP now.
No, I'm pretty good!
His W is at 10 second cooldown!
I don't kill!
Fucking fight!
Fight!
Good, you got it, Ignite.
You missed your Q. Back up.
There you go. Use your potion.
See? Muda. You need to sit there and walk in.
Like your dick is swinging
and fucking dangling in his fucking mouth, bro.
That's how you need to play lane.
You can't be this fucking pussy
sitting back last with Q.
That's not how you get better, bro. Limit test.
I like that.
All right, so now look oh my god. You took a turret shot
Okay, how'd you get by the turret?
So listen mood up what you're gonna do now is
You might actually be forced to recall here your lane is fucked. It is what it is back up and recall
But when you come back to lane, it's fine because if you just reset
RECALL! MUDA!
I am, I am!
Muda, Muda, Muda! If he is on the tower, you can recall in almost the middle of your lane and he's not going to stop it.
You don't need to waste all this time running all the way back, bro.
Okay, okay, okay.
Alright, so now you're going to walk Med, and then he's going to be pushing into you.
Now he has no ignite, you're going to fucking spit in his-
He's not hitting.
Yeah, yeah, he's just not hitting, but he's pushing though.
I'll be last hitting as a bronze.
Muda SHUT THE FUCK UP!
ITS YOU INSINUATE!
Are you doing this? Are you actually doing this?
Are you actually doing this smurf shit again?
Oh my god, bro.
Muda, if you insinuate that he's a smurf again, we're gonna have problems.
Alright.
Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
I'm gonna fast pings him up.
No, no, no, no, JNC farm! JNC!
Oh, take Muda's cannon, take Muda's cannon.
Smite the cannon! Smite his cannon!
Okay now go for the red!
Muda, do you know why you just lost your cannon? Yes or no?
I took it, I got it, I got it.
No you didn't, Jinx he got it.
Say it one more time.
One more time!
Muda, listen to me. The reason why Jinx he took your cannon is because you didn't deserve it.
People that deserve cannons are people that are going to do something with the gold they get.
If you're just gonna be AFK sitting back then might as well have the gold go to the to the fucking elves, bro
And the fairies in the fucking river, so if you're gonna get the gold you better fucking carry with it
Am I understood?
Yes, I understand touch.
Alright.
I'm dead.
Okay, just keep running. No, why are you turning? Run, run, run.
My shit is lagging, bro. Is it the fucking discord call?
Okay, so now Jinxie Jinxie take the crab and then afterwards Jinxie. What did we say about mid lane?
Whenever
Whenever I come there and just give me all the minions exactly so Muda right now. You're gonna have to give Jinxie your entire wave
What the fuck does that fucking mean while you're about to find out in five seconds Jinxie?
It's an all-you-can-eat buffet and Jinxie wait fight this fight this. Yeah, you went it wait. He had ignite
We're to all you all you. We're to all you. He's one yep. This is good. This is good. This is good
Nice
Yep, oh no, you're being a really good little boy by fucking winning that lane right now
What is that doing James? I can't see your screen
Yeah
Okay, if we turn off the cameras, then can you share your screen? Yes, okay, what it's not your camera
My whole thing's breaking my entire discords like breaking. Okay, all right. It's off Jinx. You can share
Did you like those how do I get this shit off of the screen? No, it's good like listen Muda, that's what we did
Okay, so now listen we're gonna be gross phone
Jinxie we needed to share screen bro
Hey, hey, hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. My am I am I have a habit of never doing this again?
Well, I I'm like lagging my sound switching
Alright, so listen, this is what we're going to do.
Jinxie, go farm your bot side, farm your bot side, look for dragon.
I'm lagging my fucking ass off.
Okay, you see, don't fuck it.
Jinxie, take your hangar out on mid lane.
Steal a wave of minions right now.
Stop, stop, bro.
Okay, no gank.
Get this in the gank!
Okay, yeah, back up, back up, that's good.
Now go for the raptors.
I'm going to help, I'm going to help, I'm going to help.
I'm going to go in and help him.
I can't.
I can't get out of here!
What the fuck? I'm empty one shot, bro!
Whatever.
I can't, I can't...
Don't test! Tell me, bro, what do I do here?
You're just leading me out like a fucking dumbass!
Ok, so listen, listen. This is what you're going to do.
I want you to look at him, look at him.
Ok, so what you can do is you're going to have your ult up here.
So Loki, what you could do is you could actually maybe look for a play here.
here but should I just go back no yeah no yeah okay so now muda muda your
jungler is lagging and it's the only reason he died to your laner so we're
gonna have to sit here and give him compliments that he feels better right
now compliment him now you see you did very good bro honestly that wasn't your
fucking fault bro you fucking lagging bro you were fucking well I don't know
what's happening I don't my screen's tearing it's tears every two seconds
I just missed the cannon. I don't want to try the last one.
that he heals so the problem is that you're never gonna be able to kill him if you do small trades
he's just gonna out heal everything so you need to look for a big all-in so what i want to do is i
want you to hard push this wave and then recall hard push hard push shove it in shove it in i'm
shoving it in dad i'm shoving it in i'm shoving it in daddy okay shove it bro now okay good gone
gone gone gone gone all right i have a gank coach i'm about a gank okay and now okay uh jinxy
it's all you bro it's all you bro okay so now walk man okay Jinxie if you don't
have a gang kids fine you can just go for the crab mood a hover but I need to
what's happening right now why am I stunned off this whole fucking game my
god oh my god Jinxie when I die Jinxie stop feeding bro okay Jinxie well we're
gonna need you to do now is you're gonna have to look on the the reset soon like
Just recall and then go for your top to bot clear.
Oh god.
No, did I just die?
So...
Bro, so what am I doing wrong?
How is this guy doing this?
So, unironically, this is a pretty bad matchup for you, I think.
Really?
But what you need to do, and the way that you're going to win this, is because Zin's house is a champ where it's like, he's going to win short trades and he's also probably going to win long trades too.
So you're just going to have to sit there, bend over and take it.
There's not really much that can happen in this line.
That's so fucking neat.
So how, what's the fuck?
Okay, wait.
Alright, so listen, Muda, this is how we're going to play it, okay?
You're going to try to look for last hits right now,
and you have to dodge the W.
The second you dodge his W, you can E-N and then look for trades on him.
But you need to dodge a W. It's when he shoots out his cock.
Is it that, is it that, is it that like, uh, the, the fork kinda?
Yeah, exactly.
Now push!
PUSH!
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Next wave two, next wave two, next wave two, push!
Okay, so now since I was getting a guy in the suit, I want you to set up for your tornado.
Okay, my Q3, yeah, is there a bullet bottom, you see him?
Yep, yep.
Just wait.
So now keep fighting.
Yes, this is exactly how you do it.
No, Alta, if you Alta, yes.
Now Q, nice.
Nice!
Good! So see that-
Was that worth, though? Was that even worth?
What do you mean, was that worth? He loses a cannonwave and you go to SHUT DOWN!
Yes! It's fucking worth!
Now type it in all chat.
Say get shit on unskilled piece of shit bastard.
Get shit on unskilled piece of shit bastard.
Yes! There we go! Yes!
Get out of here!
No!
Good!
Alright, so now you're going to walk mid.
Jinxie, what's going on with you right now?
I'm just lagging, man.
I don't know my screen's tearing.
I'm lagging.
Okay.
My game exploded.
I'll fix it after.
Okay, okay, okay.
We're going to be good then.
Do you see my screen sharing or no?
No, not screen sharing.
Alright.
I'm about to actually freak out a second.
I am screen sharing.
Are you sure?
Do I last hit this minion?
Oh, yeah, wait, wait.
I can see it.
Okay, you're good.
Do I want to last at these or no?
Yeah, so listen, Muda, when he walks back to Linkshire, you're going to want to look for another fight, okay?
I can gank with something.
Yeah, yeah, no, Jinxie coming! Jinxie, this is all you!
He set it up for you!
It's one shot, get up, Jinxie!
Yeah!
Jinxie, take Muda's wave! Take the wave! Take the wave!
Jinxie, what the fuck is wrong with you?
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Okay, listen.
Okay, so, Muda, unironically, I want you to thank Jinxie for taking your wave right now.
Because if he didn't take it, it would have frozen for Zinzow.
Say thank you, Jinxie, for saving my wave state.
Jinxie, thank you for saving my wave... uh, wave what?
Wave state.
Now jerk it a little bit.
Like, what is this duo between you guys?
Muda, if your duo tells you to jerk it a little bit, you should be sitting here, and you should be making a
wha-wha-wha-wha sound. And if you're not, then you're not committed enough!
Alright.
Okay, run away, just run away and then recall.
Yeah, so that's the thing, if you ever walk up to Zinzau, you're genuinely fucked.
What the fuck is that shit?
Yeah, you you listen you can't fight him it is what it is it is what it is
That's why the way that you're gonna win is just by antagonizing my vote now your support is in thing
Yo, why are we fucking?
Okay, okay listen Jinxie this we're gonna do now Jinxie clear your blood side look on the dragon
It's in a good spot right now got it got it
Push my wave right bro. Yes daddy. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah be a good little boy and push those minions in
Yes daddy. Yes daddy. Okay now Muda I'm gonna want you to stick your tongue out and make a little ah sound
Ah good. Alright that's what I like to see. Dad you know what that shows me Muda? That shows me that you're also coachable.
Jinx C thank your duo. Oh wait number one. Okay Jinx you're gonna have to look for a fight here.
I want you to hold your Q on Vigor hold Q okay E and then there we go yep again again
Your Q is up in one hold it you need to hold it on him
Fight the fight the likes fight the likes fuck the father likes yep
Okay, all right now try to look for a turn your Q is up in one second
Civic and run
Mooda! Mooda rotate! Mooda!
Oh, no Jynx you don't walk in you're gonna die
come on wait okay no it's fine it's fine you guys come back off now it's okay
all right so now Jinx you're gonna farm Krugs Muda whatever you do just do not
engage if you try fighting him you're probably gonna lose here
I'm actually gonna fucking lose it wait yeah not bad Jinx you listen it's
fine because in your time of need your duo for once is actually coming through
I'm fucking carrying this shit. Do you hear me?
Yes, okay. Well guys, but there's still a bit of a problem because our top lane is 050 right now though
So we can't get too ahead of ourselves. Muda make sure you report Katelyn before the game. Yeah, I got it
All right, so now Muda go for a plate go for a plate go for the plate
He's still dead for four seconds Muda listen to me when somebody is dead
It gives you a timer to do shit. That shit sure is hitting the turret. Okay. Now you can recall
Yes, that like that's how you got to do it, bro your champion is broken as fuck
We need to use the tools that ride gave us in order to properly
Unlock it to its full potential
Yes, bro. Yes
All right. Yes, daddy. All right
Now listen, this is what we're gonna have to do. Jingxian Muda as a team bonding exercise.
I want one of you to be the daddy and the other one to be the good boy.
And I want you guys to role play for about 30 seconds until the next objective time responds on Rift Herald.
Be a good boy for daddy, Muda. Yes, yes. Bend over. Wait, wait, hold on. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Nice!
Okay, nice.
Oh my god.
Nice, this is good.
Now you're shedding in his mouth.
So now, Muda, I'm going to want you to all chat.
Type, pfft, how did that smell?
And then-
Literally type it!
Type it, Muda!
Back up!
Fine, but sure, one second.
Okay, Jincy, go from the, go from the held.
How did it smell?
Good.
Okay, so now Muda finishes, sort it and then kill that gnar.
There you go. Now, maybe we don't kill Lunar? Maybe just back off here, low key.
Actually, no, you can't keep fighting. Keep fighting. Keep fighting. Keep fighting. Good.
I want you to, if you box up, you fashion him, but if not, just recall.
Okay, so now Jynxie, you're gonna go for the Herald here. After the Herald, we're gonna look for a top guy,
because the one is pushing in, okay?
Moodle Baljin, I'll get the eye the eye the eye now Moodle Baljin sees ganking top
I want you to all chat and shit talk to Gwen do it do it for him be like ha ha Gwen you should run
Ha ha oh my god. I'm fighting someone right now though
multi-task multi-task
Okay, okay, you're gonna have to hold Q hold it when nice
Yes!
No, no, no, no.
Okay, GenC, you can fight this. You can fight this.
Oh, no.
Yo, mid-laner! What the f-
Mid-laner!
You are the most coping son of a bitch I've ever seen!
I'm helping, but I'm mid-laned!
Okay.
GenC?
Report Klan, please.
Yep, it's okay.
Okay, so GenC, your mid laner instead of helping you,
randomly walked ball lane and entered to the enemy ADC
after taking two turret shots for no reason.
How does that make you feel?
Yeah, Muta, like, one, you need to watch your lane.
If somebody leaves, like, just stop, turn your brain off, Muta.
You're not faker. Stay in your lane and hit the minions, bro.
Yo, if you stayed in your lane, you would have been able to chase that guy,
Chase that guy, I'm gonna be able to double fight him
or you're gonna be able to talk to me and say he's coming.
The fuck, man?
What the fuck is this projection?
You're two and three, I'm five and five,
I'm doing good and my job, we're both doing good.
Why are you always blaming me for no reason?
I don't understand.
You're getting CS mugged, bro.
No, I'm not, I am literally beating him in CS mugged.
I literally am.
I'm CS mugging you, man.
Oh my God, bro, you're a jungler.
The fuck.
All right, guys.
Is this supposed to have the most CS or no?
Junglers aren't supposed to, but the thing is the ones that carry games do. Remember that.
Got it.
So, think of it, guys. This is what we're gonna do here now, okay?
Because right now the tensions are a little bit high.
So, what we're gonna have to do is you guys are gonna have to coordinate something.
That's like, Gwen, 5-in-1, that's mid right now or no?
Well, listen, how about instead you ask your jungler, Muda?
Like, I need you guys to start developing synergy!
Dragon! Dragon!
Jinx, he talked to your duo fast!
Go drag.
Jixi, let's take drag, let's take drag, Jixi.
There's a girl mid, though there's a grand mid,
so let's be careful for that.
Take drag, bro, take drag, take drag.
Jixi, if they come, I'll fight them off for you, okay?
You just need to fight, okay?
Yeah.
Right there fighting.
Jixi, flash on him.
Drag.
Who's the scum?
Who's the drag, who's the drag?
You guys got it, it's good.
I'm dead though, bro.
They're so fag, bro, I don't get it.
I get it.
Caitlyn's 0 and 6 and she died in-game.
Yeah, but Jinxie, the thing is, it's fine, because your blind is also 3 and 10.
How's that fine?
How's that fucking fine?
Because it's like...
Our top lane's 3 and 9 and our top lane's 0 and 6, so our team is 3 and 19.
Jesus.
Yeah, but the thing is, listen.
You guys you guys have what it takes to actually out carry this so all we're gonna need to do right now
Okay, it's just lock it in the two of you need to
Like guys guys think of it think of it right now imagine World War three broke out mood of what country are you from?
I'm from Lebanon. I'm Canadian. Okay, Lebanon. Okay, Jinx. What country are you from?
USA so imagine right now we need the USA
Lebanese military
Junction to fight off
The new World War three bad guys does that make sense?
Muda don't cast this
I just did 99% damage. Why did you just KS?
What do you mean?
Why did you KS?
Don't just say to help!
Muda, I said help, but then at the end I said do not KS.
You motherfucker.
You motherfucking motherfucker.
Why did you KS?
Okay, listen. Jynxie.
Muda just got a thousand gold.
So, right now, we're gonna have to both get on our knees soon
and pray that he's able to do it.
I HIT THE FUCKING DOLLAR, MUDDA, YOU HIT THE FUCKER, HIT THE FUCKING DOLLAR, GOD DAMN IT, GET THE WAY, GET THE WAY!
Yes daddy, yes daddy, yes daddy.
FUCK! Why are we recalling that? Muda, what does a kill do for you in League of Legends?
It gives you gold.
No! Kills allow you to get more of the game. Keep finding Jinx, you got this.
HELP! To this fucking brave, dead fucking team, shoot somebody! Thank you! Goddamn! I'm fighting for 10 minutes!
Fucking help! You brain dead pieces of shit!
Thank you! Fuck!
Okay.
If my damage is gonna be 80k, fuck!
So listen, Muda, listen.
When you get a kill in League of Legends, kills allow you to get downtime on the enemy
where now you're able to actually go for plays and get objectives.
That's how you win games.
Yes, now fight the Gwen, you win this.
As long as you don't miss all your Qs, you win this.
good now push yes yes no I'm telling you
I'm gonna give you a fucking nice prank if you ask again
give it to me give it to me
ah ah ah
alright now Jin see I need you to give him a congratulatory spanking as well
now
okay so now jenzie run bud help muda he needs help
he's 1v2 right now we need to help our duo
coming down
muda do not end before jenzie gets there
try to back off here
jenzie walk up you got this
he's helping you
go in! go in!
NOOOOOOOOOOISS!
Okay GenC, your governor stole the kill so take the wave.
Wait, Moody, you stole another kill?
No I didn't, but what are you fucking doing right now?
See, I swear to god you should literally see what I'm fucking doing right now.
You would lose your fucking marbles what I'm fucking doing right now.
Wait, he KS twice coach?
Yep, two times.
No I didn't, god's bro, I swear to god, I'm getting all these-
Well, no, what is this?
Don't devote it to this call is nothing but a 2v1
Muda you have to assist
You're doing as far
I'm gonna fix it. I think we should take drag. Just say can we take drag of his daddy?
I have to go listen. I have to go listen. I have to go listen. Okay
Jinxie Jinxie listen, you probably should look for the dragon low key though dragon isn't a bad shout here
It's low key good. It's in Tommy
try to run away from him, try to run away from him
MOTO 1v2 them bro! HAVE SOME CONFIDENCE!
FUCKING YOVA GLAN!
oh my god
ok jinx they have bad news
the bad news is your duo doesn't have enough confidence right now to fight
so you're gonna have to sit there and give him confidence
Am I just dead guys?
I wouldn't give him confidence but he stole two of my kills.
Fair.
Okay, I have Muto, your party just fucked.
No, Ian, don't try to kill on the locks.
Okay, so Muto, listen to me.
Your problem right now is you're playing the game like you have zero self-confidence.
When you're this fed, it's like a 3v1 in fucking Valorant.
You should not be sitting there and fucking peeking corners, bro.
Go in and fight!
You're never gonna carry this game ever if you keep playing the way that you are
Do you understand?
Yes daddy yes daddy yes daddy yes daddy
No! You're not allowing me daddy right now after that
You're not allowing me daddy right now after that
Okay sorry sir sorry sir
Alright, so Jamesy this we're gonna do
Now this Caitlyn is such a fucking worthless fucking piece of shit
I know I know but listen Jamesy listen to me
I fucking hate you so fucking much Caitlyn
I fucking hate you so fucking much
Jamesy listen to me right now this is what we're gonna do here
I don't want you to go for the wolves. Muda, run to the Baron. You guys are going to 2-man the Baron right now, okay?
Down, down, down, down, down, down.
Okay.
Do you want me to kill a Vigor?
No! No! No! Baron! Go Baron! Go Baron! Go Baron! Go Baron!
Don't show! Don't show!
Oh my god, bro. I'm going to Baron. I'm going to Baron.
Muda, I need you to Baron.
No! You jinxed! He's winning the play! He's fucking winning it!
Muda, get to Baron! What the fuck are you doing?
I'm on my way
Okay, listen this bound is a good car share it actually works
Okay, this is good this is good
So now this what we're gonna do guys go talk go talk both of you guys go talk
You guys are gonna fucking take over this with this lane. Have you ever heard I am the captain now you guys are the captains of this game now
Jinxie don't all ten don't all ten. Oh, okay
Wait, you can find out you can fight oh
God get on bro get on hold Q hold Q
I need help
You're so fast.
Kill the box, kill the box.
Nice, nice, nice.
Okay, Muda, Muda, push the end, Hebchir.
Oh wait, you might actually have to recall.
I can't play with this life!
I think I have to know, bro.
Yes, recall.
I don't know, I got the harbors on my feet.
Okay, listen.
Yes?
Yup, that's good, that's good bye.
Go save the toilets!
What are you fucking on?
Stop!
MOOOOO!
You ever just lose a gate?
How do I fix screen-screen garen?
Okay, GenC, before you fix it, I need to show you what just happened.
I'm going to be honest, Jamesy, after you see this, you might never view Muda the same
ever again.
Bro, what do you mean?
What are you talking about?
Okay, are you looking at my screen?
Yeah.
Muda?
Like, Jamesy, do you remember what you did to own a pixel in that one game?
Yes.
Muda did this here but 10 times worse.
Bro, I literally...
It looked like I was 12 and 8 bro.
And everyone was fed. What did I do?
No, no, no, no, no. You are now allowed to speak right now.
Jinxie, are you watching?
Yeah.
Okay, look at this.
So, I want you to understand that right now Muda is recalling, right?
Yep.
And right now he's in base.
Look at this.
Muda isn't base, right?
Yep.
Oh my god.
No.
Fucking motherfucker.
Dude, don't be weird.
Don't be weird.
I had the buy open.
See, I had the buy thing open.
I didn't know they were even that close.
Motherfucking motherfucker.
Bro, I didn't know they were-
Motherfucking motherfucker.
Dude, dude, I swear to god I had the buy-
I didn't know they were hitting our nexus.
our nexus i didn't even know they were that close i didn't even know they were that close so
i had the most chills on our team i'm sorry robert you still feel okay so 10 and 8
what the fuck were you doing jing see oh my pc is lagging high-fives high-fives my pc is lagging
Oh guys, can you turn off the camera?
Oh guys, what the fuck is even happening bro?
Muda! Where are you?
What am I supposed to do?
Yo guys, how's it going?
I just watched Muda and...
You're buying items while they're hitting our nexus.
Bro, you should net like...
Muda, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Okay.
Buying items while they're hitting our nexus.
You motherfucking motherfuckers.
Muda.
You emptying sack of shit, Muda.
Bro, what the fuck?
I had the menu open.
I didn't know they were that close.
But, okay.
Muda, when you buy items in the future, you press P and you just right-click on the item.
Why was your shop open for 15 seconds?
Because I was selling my Dorns braid to buy the hammer.
Oh, great.
The hammer.
They're in our nexus!
Didn't know that the hammer they're in the neck says John says we played the clip
How long no I need an exact second of how much time you spent in the base all right, we can watch
Boy, Jin see Jin see you know we can do instead
what
Can we watch where Jinxy is at this point though?
Nothing I did was bad.
My screen was tearing the entire game.
So like this is what we're going to do.
Jinxy.
Zero mistakes.
Jinxy.
Zero mistakes.
My screen was tearing the entire game.
You motherfucker.
Okay.
Is this still tearing or not?
Can you even notice it?
I don't know.
I'm assuming it's just going to keep tearing all night in game.
I have no idea.
Okay.
So Jinxy are you watching?
It doesn't look like it's tearing.
I don't know.
Jinxy are you watching?
Yeah, I'm watching.
Hold up.
Wait.
So this is from his POV, okay?
Yeah, this is Mootus POV, you got it.
Hold on, I'm not sure.
No.
Hold on.
I'm sure it's...
Alright, I'm watching.
Oh my God.
You in piece of shit.
Dude, you in-ing motherfucking piece of shit.
Where are you?
motherfucking piece of shit.
Where are you?
Can we pull up?
Can we pull up, buddy?
Where's this bad guy on our team?
Your only job is to get a triple kill on the turrets
and your buying items.
You're actually not gonna hold yourself to the bar.
I'm at the top of the CS leaderboard.
You stole two of my kills.
My screen was tearing the entire game
and I had five assists.
It wasn't for me.
You wouldn't be fed, you selfish bitch.
Mood up, listen up, you motherfucker.
They're hitting our turrets and you're buying a hammer
And he asked me where I'm at!
What am I, Streets Tearing?
Bro, if I knew they were hitting the Nexus, I wouldn't fucking be in my menu.
I didn't know they were hitting our Nexus. I didn't-
Who's fault is that? What, Ibus?
I think it's your internet, because you're lagging on your phone, and then when it gets to that point,
you're lagging on the stream and lag on stream.
Alright, well, whatever. Just fuck it. Who cares?
Fuck it, just streaming bullshitted cats, it is what it is.
Yo, Muda!
Back, what?
Yo, Dantez, uh, shut, like, what should I do here?
What should I do?
So, screen-staring, I'm lagging, and I have a, like...
Muda, you inching mother fucker!
Oh, I actually played good for you!
Oh, no, no, no, you bought a hammer!
You bought a fucking hammer!
You're three, Insider!
You're three and seven!
Okay.
Dorfus, save Wallahi on your life that Jixi played good this game.
Don't say it. Be unbiased. Be unbiased.
Save Wallahi that Jixi played better than me in this game.
Save Wallahi on your life.
And I'll shut the fuck up and I'll save your life.
Alright everybody shut up. Let's sit with the coach.
Okay go.
Who played better bro? Be honest.
In my professional opinion, unbiased, completely impartial.
Jinxi, that game, played on a challenger level on Muda's life.
Barat! Like what the fuck? Am I just supposed to have a seizure now? In what world did you
play challenge lava? Are you recorded?
Muda, I wanted to look at Jinx's yes this game.
What number do you see on your screen?
Where do I even see that?
Right now, when you look at the VOD, you look at my screen.
What number did Jinx see have for his yes this game?
185.
What number did you have?
165.
Jinx if I can't look at you.
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What?
Namuda.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Apologize for emptying the game and kiss my hand.
Let me pull up your screen.
I'm holding my hand.
I apologize.
I apologize, Jyn C, for emptying your game, bro.
Thank you.
Alright guys, now, let's play the game, let's go.
I'm probably gonna lag all night cause I have like hurricanes.
Jynxy, apparently someone was saying that it's cause your mouse hurts is too high.
Alright, randomly in Discord when you were in the middle of a sentence, you went, Jynxy, apparently someone was saying your mouse hurts was too high.
That's what I heard.
Okay, okay, Jynxy, did it ever occur to you that you could just fucking restart your PC for 30 seconds and it would be all fixed?
You know what? You're right.
Let me take off my delay and then tell my chat that I'm restarting my PC and then yes, I'll restart my PC.
Alright, let's do it.
Yo, Jack, I'm gonna reset my PC, okay? I'm gonna reset my PC. It's not an F. I'm checking, you gotta see everything.
I was what is this I can't
What?
Chatter my back I'm gonna restart my PC because I'm lagging okay. All right
I'm gonna reset PC
I'm gonna restart my PC because I'm lagging all right
Yeah, this motherfucker says that one more time I'm launching myself.
Okay, Muda, now that we're alone.
Yeah, now that we're alone, we have some fucking time, you fucking cock-sucking-glazing motherfucker.
Okay?
What the fuck do you mean?
No, no, no, no, no, I want to listen, listen, listen up.
Do you want to know the reason why?
And this is me speaking genuinely.
The reason why?
You should actually look at that game and be like, oh fuck.
You want to know the real reason why.
Why?
Why don't you play that in here?
It's not a thing of him playing better than you, that's all I'm trying to say.
What I'm trying to say is that when you're playing in these iron games as you own, you
could be dropping 30, 40, 50 kills.
I'm not even shitting you.
You could get to silver in less than a week.
You could get to diamond unironically by the end of the summer.
But you need to sit there and you need to actually play with confidence and you need
a 1v9.
The reason why this game specifically felt hard for you was because you weren't getting
enough kills, so when your team was ending, when your top end was 0-9, when your bot
lane was fucking like 8 and 15, whatever it was, you weren't able to actually get enough
on the map to offset all the damage that they were doing.
And that's the reason why it felt hard.
So you need to sit there and like for example, when you were walking bot, you need to go
for those solo kills, you need to go for those wave pushes, you need to go for the turret
damage, you need to do all these things because that's how you're going to carry all these
games like I'm telling you it will get to a point where you will genuinely not
lose anymore because you're gonna get to a point where you're like 5,000 gold
up on your laner and then it's like you can literally 1v5. Yone is a champion
that can literally 1v5 and then it'll just be your your mechanics at that
point that are gonna be like the decider so that's why what I want to see from
you is just playing with more confidence because that game I'll be honest
You did well, right? You got a few solo kills you pushed up like you were doing well, right?
But what I'm trying to make you understand is that even though you did well
I'm back internet is perfect, and it's time to carry. Let's go. All right. You're you saw it now
Yes, I'm all good to go. I'm ready to go. I said we said PC now listen, bro
I'm gonna go back on a 30-second delay. Okay, okay
Jack's green is gonna go blue for 30 seconds BRB
Okay, so listen, Jinxie, I was talking to Muda, listen, listen, this is what I'm going
to say right now.
What I'm going to say is that game, it showed me something.
Do you want to know what it was?
Yes.
It showed me that even though that last 30 seconds happened the way it did, there was
still part of the game where Muda was trying to be proactive, he was trying to make dragon
calls, he was sidelining and he was actually doing well in his lane.
So what it shows me, see what it shows me, is that he won't be an anchor in this journey.
Do you see what I'm getting at?
Yes, yes, yes.
Mooda, can you invite me by the way, please?
So what we're going to need now- I'm not lying, so I'm just going to carry now.
Perfect.
So what we're going to need now from the two of you guys, okay, is we're going to need
better lines of communication and we're going to need call outs.
So, Muda, when you're dueling as a mid laner, there are a few callouts you can make, okay?
But the primary ones are, I have priority, I can move, or they're shoving in, you can
gank.
And those are the callouts that Jinx is gonna need to know for when he looks to gank mid.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Okay, but I understood the first one, you said, can you gank their pushing?
What's the other one?
What's the other?
Because I have priority, I can move.
What does that mean?
So, let me explain it, okay?
Think of it like you guys are in a high school.
Jinxy is like one twin brother and you're the other twin brother.
If you guys get in a two versus two against two other people and you manage to knock one
person down, then in the time that that person is knocked down, you and Jinxy can start wailing
on the other guy.
Does that make sense?
Okay.
Yeah.
100%. So basically we just need to be, Muda, think of it as like we're high school bullies
and we're trying to jump like the short kid is a freshman.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yes. So that's why what we need more than anything else,
more than anything else is we need you guys have callouts on what is happening when so
we can co-op song place and we can go crazy because I'm telling you, judging from that
first game you guys cornflip three retards on your team right you guys
cornflip three fucking like like these people they were sent from riot agents
bro like they were sent from the fucking pits to drag you guys down to hell
okay so what we realize is that even with a game like that we still almost won
There's potential for today for Bronze III.
There is, but we need to walk it in.
Coach, if I wasn't lagging, I think I have 400 CS that game and maybe 35 kills. Don't you agree?
I'm going to be honest, Jinxie, if you weren't lagging that game, I think the enemy's team's PCs would have exploded
because upon seeing your magnificence appear on their screen, they wouldn't have even been able to move.
Do you understand?
Yes, okay, I'm gonna go tinkle. Muda, Q and...
No, no, I'm gonna look at this too. I'm gonna look at this too.
All right, that says you take over, man.
All right, I'll take over.
Yeah, take over, please. I don't know.
Okay. All right, guys, everyone listen, everyone listen.
Game two is about to start. Jinxie isn't lagging anymore,
and Muda was given the rundown.
Because of both of these constraints going on,
on who do you guys think is gonna outperform type one if you think the
bronze brutalizer jing see big jitty with the jitty oil is gonna go ballistic
this game more than anyone else type two if mischievous mooda is gonna be able
to come in from the sidelines sneak in to a power position and dominate the
enemy team more than even jitty could what are we thinking guys is it a one or
is it a two which fighter is gonna claim their crown here what are we thinking
guys it looks like there's a split I'm gonna be honest guys it's looking like
Like right now there is a little bit of a split.
So the only people that will be able to actually show us what's going to happen are going to
be either the J or the M. It's one or the other.
But I'm telling you guys, listen, this game is going to be fucking good.
I have a good feeling about this one.
Like first game of the day is always a rough one right?
Like you're going to sit there, you're going to queue up, it might be good, it might be
bad, it is what it is, right?
But then second game of the day, that's when shit starts to get fucking serious bro.
Because on second game of the day...
Alright, listen to the fuck out chat, can I be honest?
Talk to us, Shanxi.
Talk to us.
Look, I'm tired of being a bullshitter.
I entered the fuck out of last game, I was lagging, but I also made bad decisions and
I stole Mootus Waves for no reason.
Okay, listen, can I just cut it kind of in for a second?
Yes.
The only wave that was kind of trolled the seal was the first one.
The other time you stole the wave, it was actually good because you pushed it in.
Well, you're supposed to, okay, so actual question, actual question.
Yep.
All right, all right, all right.
All right, ready?
Wait a minute, one second, one second.
You're supposed to steal a wave when Muda's dead and he's dead, right?
The enemy mid-laner?
Yeah, because think of it this way, think of it this way, okay?
When you're in a position where there's a wave crashing that mood isn't at a level where he can freeze, right?
So the concept
Yeah, you can jump so the concept of freezing doesn't exist right the concept of oh if we leave this with a lot
It doesn't exist
So if mood is dead and the enemy is dead right then there's
1 to 200 gold mid lane that is just gonna evaporate into thin air because no one gets it
So that's why you taking the wave there is good because it means that you're making it sudden set of nobody getting the gold
You're getting a free 200 gold lead. Does that make sense?
Yes, no, I get it I get it because because if nobody steals at the minions fight each other and it's just waste of time
Exactly that mood. I you were gone when I said this that game was on me. All right, bro. I played like shit
I'm not gonna live out again
Well, I mean, it was technical difficulties, bro.
Well, if the Klan didn't go 0 and 9, it wouldn't have mattered.
But because the Klan literally had on the bottom, he done him and loaded up League of Legends, we lost the game.
But here's the thing, I was lagging, but I did make bad decisions the entire game.
Muta switched. Let me get first pick because people stream side by side and steal the World War.
So that's why, like, James C, while you were racing in peace, I was even telling Muta that he genuinely did well first game.
But what I want to see from him is more confidence, because if he walks up further in those side lanes
and he just fucking fights people, they're gonna fall like dominoes, and then he's just
gonna be collecting the fucking checks. He's gonna be the grim fucking reaper in the sideline.
And that's what iron, bronze, silver is all about. It's you just becoming the fucking grim reaper.
So for now, you guys have to understand that the concept of like, oh, maybe I'll get collapsed on,
that doesn't exist. You just fight. You fight, you kill, and you annihilate. And if more people come
out it is what it is you limit tested and you got better but you just fucking fight because in this
hero nobody knows how to right if you take a guy that has a knife and another guy has his fists
but the guy with the knife is too like anxious and nervous to stab the other guy then fists are
gonna win even though they're less powerful and it's the same thing in iron as long as you have
confidence and as long as you're willing to make the play and you're willing to go fucking crazy
That's all you need to actually get the kills on when the game.
Yes, yes.
Okay, so we'll be the guys with the knives and we're going to be confident with the knives.
Yep.
Okay, now Jinxie.
Yes, are you sharing your screen?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, let's watch.
Guys, so we are not supposed to rest the night.
Yes, bro, we are super unlucky, bro.
Listen, useless ass, Caitlin.
And you're having technical difficulties.
And somehow y'all found a way to blame me!
Okay, Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda!
Rule one of League of Legends is look at your minimap.
If the Zin Zalas in your fucking base, then you should see when you're recalling. Oh fuck!
100% I agree. I will take blame on 100% that I could have like, I should have been looking at the minimap there.
I apologize. I apologize there.
Alright, then we're good.
I'm not gonna lie to you, brother.
Buying a fucking hammer while they're hitting our turrets is crazy.
But, Jinxie, I will say one thing, though.
I get why he did it.
Like, if it wasn't Zinso knocking on the Nexus turrets,
what he did there was actually good.
Selling the Dorons Blade, buying the Caulfields component, it was good.
But it was just an awareness issue.
So that's why, guys, listen,
especially now that you guys are gonna be fucking fanboy and chum-chum,
chum chum we need to make sure right we need to make sure which one is chum chum
which one do you want to be chum chum tell jinx see that he needs to turn off discord game
over later i mean he has lacks the yo is that tts yes it's yes what happened wait what was that was
that mine i think it was yours it was mine oh my god right we moved up are you wait okay your
your bronze. Okay. We have Muda. We're on a team with three irons.
Muda, we have three irons on the team, but the other team has four irons.
We're just going to do okay.
Yeah. Yes. And you know what, bro? I'm going to, yo,
I'm going to freeze the bots, the minions on my side.
So you just gank whenever you-
Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda. You're on, bro. You don't know how to freeze.
Just call this a week.
I'm not a freeze. No, no, no, I'm not a freeze.
Do you really?
How do you freeze?
You grab three minions, four minions,
and you go to your side to the top right,
but not too close for the minions to attack them.
Sorry, where the tower detects it.
And you freeze it right there, and then you start
last hitting, so it just continuously brings it
towards your side.
Is that right, Dantez?
He's right, interesting.
Okay, but now let's see if you can do it in practice.
Oh, I'll show you, baby.
Okay, step one, invade the enemy red buff.
Now, to both of you, invade the enemy red buff.
Why?
What does that mean?
I want you to walk to the red buff now, Jinxie, ping where the red buff is.
No, the other one, yep, there.
Go there now!
Just left, left, left!
Go, go to the red! Jinxie, go to the red!
The reason why we're doing this is because in Iron, no one knows what the fuck's going on.
So if you do something crazy, then they're gonna be confused.
Okay.
Well, walk in the bush and wait for the enemy jungler.
Yes!
Okay, good, no flash.
flash snow jin see what you're gonna do is I want you to take the red this is
good right what I can watch the lane there you go enemy jungler no flash
doesn't sound worth yes bro jin see what do you mean doesn't sound worth
how's it not worth sorry okay you got this problem my flash okay snow jin see
What you're gonna do perfect you got the red I'm gonna want you to walk and you're gonna just like folk their top to bottom
Oh, so normally we could have done Jin see if you wanted to do a checkmate play
It would have been that you clear her top side
Then you recall and you go to your red buff because if you do that and she walks to your right bot side
Then she just dies does that make sense?
I know I know but it's because I don't want to overload you right now
But I just want you to see the play so in the future even you can identify it. Does that make sense?
Okay, so now Muda let me ask you a question who counters who Yonor Zoe
I counter Zoe exactly how do you counter her because I could just like yeah, but see I untimed it far
So, Muda, listen, the way it works...
Time that light and completely, like, just get rid of her drowsiness.
Yeah, do you know how to time it properly?
No, I just kind of, like, I get behind it in my opinion.
Okay, so let me explain it to you.
When... you got this, Jinxie? You got this? You got this?
NICE!
Jinxie, recall now, recall now!
Recall now, Jinxie, take the cannon wave, then recall. Take the cannon.
Okay, so Muda, when Zoe hits you with a bubble,
There's a little status effect that says Sleepy or Drowsy, right?
Yeah.
So what you're gonna do is when that's about to hit all the way to the top, don't recast.
No!
Okay, so you need to hold it until it's about to like go to like full completion, then you recast.
It's timing.
Okay, okay, it shouldn't be that hard. I don't think it's gonna be that hard.
It's not.
I'm doing good, I'm doing good.
I just need rice.
Yep.
But the thing is that Muda, how you want to play with your E is that you're just gonna always try to like
Q in it yes you want to like look for a Q in with your e because we get the Q in
with your e then you just annihilate her let this push in you get all this
pushing so now wait you like that yes yes like that yes nice thank me daddy
spanking please okay whoa wait yeah exactly yes and then we can have a
the group spanking session yes all right so now this is what we're doing Jinx
you're playing on bot crab okay mood up only last hit do not push only last hit
jinxie you're gonna look for a mid gank after crab okay got it all right let's go
So look at this freeze, look at this freeze, see this freeze?
Yep.
So now JnC, wait in the bush for her to walk up, wait, now Muda, prep your, prep your
uh, your knockup.
Got it, got it, got it.
Okay, go and wait for it.
She knows, bro, she knows.
Yeah, okay so JnC just recall then, yeah, so you're gonna have to recall because I promise
that she's not inting.
once she doesn't end we have to be forced to do the reset
we need to win for the next four hours
trust me bro
don't fuck around with life, we're gonna fuck it up in every game bro
i'm the faker of browns
no jinksie i told you this already
oh faker? exactly
they're looking drag coach, what do you think?
Yep, but you can't contest it. You're just gonna play fear clear. They're not gonna actually go for it. Yeah, just clear top to bottom
No, no, no, go for the wolves the wolves the wolves the wolves you want to clear towards that dragon
So why am I allowed to go back by the way, bro
So good times to recall either when you're very low or when you have enough gold for an item that you want to build
right so for young for example you like rushing tier 2 boots that's I think like
a thousand or eleven hundred gold so normally resetting around that timer at
eleven hundred yeah is where you want to do so what I'm gonna want you to do now
is okay listen try to shove this in try to shove this in jing see look on the
dragon mood up watch the dragon both you guys go to the dragon go to the dragon
go to the dragon go to the dragon jing see smite this jing see smite it jing see
play on the dragon 600 smite Muda help him out 600 smite nice
fight
good jing see your two is up in three charta charta cue oh my god close okay
so Muda right here what you're gonna do you're gonna hard push recall so just
use your abilities W use everything
nooo
got it got it got it
okay and then just recall now recall now you're good
so back up
why do i lose
back up all the way back up all the way
back up all the way
wait what if i just stay should i just stay and gamble it girl
yeah you could you could maybe you'll get a max win we'll see
okay snow jing see well you're gonna do shares you're gonna play for the Krugs okay
Okay, after the Krugs you're gonna walk for the crab, you're gonna hit six.
Now you might be able to sink a timer where you could actually look for the crab and then you just gang commit, okay?
With level six.
Got it, yeah, yeah.
Look, look, you see the wax people? Look how close you are.
Okay, so now Muda, get ready because Jinx is gonna be coming in soon.
Okay.
Big Jiddy's about to grace your lane with his presence.
it's not pushing, I don't know why
here's the fucking postie
I'm trying to upgrade R and I missed like Coach trying to recall
oh yeah that's fucked now
yeah that's fucked
okay so now just recall
okay so moota hard pushing and recall
this wave
yeah just reset, that's fine
you're gonna be okay
sorry moota, I missed
good
so now jinx to remember
when you're in the shop, moota this goes for you too
if you already do it. Okay, you already do it.
So, Jinx, when you're in the shop,
you don't need to press the X.
You can actually press the Escape button,
which is the top left button on your keyboard,
to close the shop.
Okay, so now, Jinx, you're gonna go
for the top to bottom full clear here, okay?
Someone in our chat is saying,
please report ADC, like in the game.
Is our ADC trolling?
Hold Tab.
Oh God, your guy's ADC is 050.
Okay, we're gonna have another instant.
Oh God.
Listen guys guys guys I want you both to listen to me right now the game is about to be a 4v5
But you guys fucking win these so you understand even a 4v5 is no match for you guys
Jinxie motivate your team type don't ff. I am smurfing
Well, then I'll get back. No, no you won't
Wait, I have a question. I type it all at log. It's the best. It's the best. Yeah, you type it to me type it to
But yeah, what's your question?
I'm smurfing you, so wait, Tristana entered the game and then left?
Exactly, yes.
So, what, like, but we, we don't lose lp, right?
No, we don't, we don't, we don't.
Yes, but guys, the thing is, you don't lose lp no matter what,
but you could still gain lp if you win.
It's like gambling.
God bless.
What if we ff?
Do we lose lp?
Well, yeah, you lose lp, but bro, you can still play it out and win!
What the fuck?
And you can learn, and you can learn, bro.
Yes!
But my question is like what if we lose the game? Do we lose out P? No, no
So then what if we ff do we lose out P? No
Okay, so why don't we just ff because what if this creeps to generate sociopath joins back, but then you still don't lose out P
Like no matter what you don't lose out P. So you're gonna play this one out
We're gonna win this game. Yeah, but Jinxie ask your chat ask your chat
Do they want to see you and Muda carry a 4v5 or do they want you to just ff and be scared?
of an actual real game ask yeah but I just don't want to lose off he man
Jesus a little bitch right now bro like shut up let's be the fucking you know
it's a winnable bro I'm 73 to 38 CS on my mid laner we're gonna win bro what the
fuck you say yeah jingsy go gang pod after this crap like jingsy instead of
you sing it's not when a bull I want you to say I will
carve a path to victory say it I will carve a path to
victory
okay good now look for this
you're gonna okay well Cristana should literally get hit by a car in GTI in GTI
can we just have that please okay this surrender I don't want to play this
It's a waste of time.
Okay, yeah.
I don't want to lose LPE.
It's a waste of time.
I'm going to just vote yes.
It's fun.
Oh my God, I won my mid lane so hard.
I wouldn't have literally killed that guy if I just sounded a bit weak now.
So we're not going to lose this, right?
Nope.
Now you lose 0 LPE.
Okay, good.
All right.
Now we kill for the next one.
Now just start on loses LPE and get the ban, right?
Yes, exactly. So you see how it says like minus your LP exactly. Oh, thank God. Thank God. All right, play again
Fuck well, don't be feeling that game man a hundred CS the 30 CS bro
We can't like we can't I don't even know if it's possible to win a five before unless we're faker, bro
I was feeling it that game
Thought just what do you think we should have done there FF or do you think we should have just fucking w key that game
What I think is this an issue that the two of you have to resolve, so talk it out right
now until you get it to a conclusion that both of you agree with.
Jixi, I agree with you.
I think that it is a waste of time, but not really, because we could learn the knowledge.
Kill us and think they're better than us, because our Tristana inted and then left.
Because then they get fed, and then they kill us, and then they're on our nexus, and then
they are smiling at the screen to get a grip.
Yeah, but I had a hard time.
Were you beating their jungler?
Because I was beating my mid laner.
I'm always beating the jungler, but it doesn't matter if my team goes 0-5 and then leaves.
I'm always winning the jungle.
Can you swap with me?
I always have the most CS. I'm the go.
Okay, so what conclusion did we come to?
Let me ask first.
Jinxie, what was your conclusion?
Archerstana hasn't felt the touch of a woman in 25 years and then inted.
Okay.
Muda, what's your conclusion?
I think our Tristana is a fucking retard.
It should literally yoned E off a fucking cliff.
Yeah.
Okay.
Tristana should flash literally off the cliff in GTA.
Yeah, like literally.
0 and 5 then leaves.
Like bro, you're actually a piece of shit.
Yeah, like that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's,
if he didn't leave, we would have lost.
Yeah, exactly.
Wow.
So honestly, I'm glad he left to be honest.
I'm actually glad.
Honestly, thank God he left, because yeah, we saved time and save LP.
Fuck that.
Wait miles are hard. I think I can actually I think I can beat this character easily Chad
It's not an ego. I'm just saying I'm better than every bronze for jungler on the planet
Yeah, I agree. I but not in that case
Actually, you know what? I should be glazing you you're my fucking duo
I agree and I also think that I'm the best fucking
Mid player in the entire fucking game not even just in bronze drinks you worry thoughts on his statement with that
Sorry, what'd you say I like that
Muda repeat your statements
No, no, no, you're fine. Okay Muda repeat what you said to Jinxie. Oh, I said that I'm the best mid player in bronze
Jingsy and that's the beautiful thing about thoughts you can think
But Jingsy that's not the question the question is do you agree?
Well, here's what I'll say, I've played three games of League of Legends with Muda and I've never won.
Okay, we've won one, bro. We've won one. We've won one. We've won one. We've never won.
We've won one game and one of them was smurfing and in that game, your fucking PC was, I guess, broken.
So I don't know why you're blaming me, bro.
Oh, and Caitlyn went 0-9. Wait, yeah, we aren't just getting into it tonight.
They're saying, why do you always find a way to blame me?
Yes.
Why would I play alone?
I never have inters, but when I play with Muda, my top lane would 0-9, and then the
next game my Tristana would 0-5-5.
Oh, now we're asking the real questions.
Okay, so the reason why is because when you duo in League of Legends, Riot says, oh, you
want the advantage of enjoying your time with a friend?
Well, here's a disadvantage about at least anywhere between 1-3 retards that are going
going to be infinitely worse than the enemy team,
said you guys can still have a very good shot
at losing this game.
So basically, here's my question.
If you do OQ in League, you actually get worse teammates.
That's a real thing.
Yes, it is.
Why?
Because I think it's an advantage to do OQ.
Exactly.
So it would be like Jinxie.
Imagine you sit there, and imagine you're walking outside.
And we know that you're packing heat on you, right?
Like you got a glock in the back pocket.
You know what I mean?
Wait, what did you say?
Like imagine you're walking outside
and you have a glock in your back pocket, right?
Okay.
Imagine it like now,
instead of a guy just finally coming up and punching you,
it's like he has a sniper rifle.
Does that make sense?
Yes.
It's like imagine God spawning in somebody
match your level of strength but it's not just your level it's the perceived level of strength
so they're gonna say just because you're duot they think that you deserve shittier teams does
that make sense yes that's gotta be one of the most retarded f***ing like so if you duoq riot
intentionally gives you lower rank team it yes but wait a second mudo what did you say
that's gotta be the most like retarded thing ever no well do you mean that in the sense that you
you disagree with me or in the sense that it's bullshit that Ryan does that.
That Ryan does that. Yeah, no, it is like because the thing is it's because when you
duo they try to match you against other duos and they also deflate the MMR of your teams
if they put you against other people. So it's like you're getting worse teams, bottom line.
Like bottom line is your team is worse now. I heard that you can't duo queue in Challenger.
Is that true?
Yeah, you can't do a grad master plus right now.
Really?
That's actually a good one.
I like that, though.
Well, the thing is, it wasn't like that at the start of the season, and then two guys,
Tiappernan and Viper, they duo-queued every game, and then they got rank one with an 80% win rate,
and even full challenger lobbies could not do anything against them.
So they had the best synergy in the entire world, and they just ripped through everyone's
asshole and fucked everyone?
Yeah.
Dude, it would be like 10 for this game.
Can me and Jixi be that? Can me and Jixi do that?
Do you think me and Jixi are the next team in Viper?
Me, ho.
Yo, Muda, we have three irons on our team, by the way.
Three irons.
I told you!
He literally wasn't kidding.
Muda, last game we had three irons.
This game we had three irons, and guess what?
What's all this enough? What's all this enough?
Three bronzes and two irons.
Listen the first game we had three irons
We had a 0 and 9 Katelyn the second game we had three irons
We had an 0 and 5 for sauna who left the third game we have three irons again
I'm assuming one of these idiots is gonna go on on again
Which you actually can't do a queue well you can but it's like it's like playing on nightmare difficulty
God
Even with the only we never won
Well, no you won that one game remember
Oh, I answered that. I'm in a tower, bro. Yeah, no, no, like it'd be outside of that one game. Like you guys played to you run one
You lost one. Oh
You're right. So dual queuing in league is basically designed to where you're intentionally supposed to be depressed the whole time
Yeah, because like the thing is okay
Riot's mission with the matchmaking algorithm is they want to make you as mad and as sad as possible and
And sometimes the way that they do that is giving you winners' cue and making you win a lot of games.
So then when they take all of it away from you by giving you losers' cue, you realize what you lost.
Right?
And the same thing kind of works with dueling.
Well, it's like, you think you're gonna have fun playing with a friend?
Nope.
Here's three fucking pieces of shit that are gonna ensure that you lose the game.
So no matter what, it's like the house always wins.
When you queue up, it's like you're entering the casino, and no matter what, the house will always win.
So I thought it's a horrible mentality though
So what if you just get really really good at the game where you start counting cards and just start beating everything now?
Well, yeah, that's what happens when you play a lot of games. Yeah, if you're fucking rain, man
We're not yeah, don't guess why there's a thing. They're saying that because me and Muda are in a call with each other
We're gonna have three irons on our team every game and they're gonna take turns going oh, and I
That's what's happening.
Caitlyn just went 0-9, fuck this shit.
I'm never doing it again after this.
What?
Like, what the fuck is this?
What does world 2017 ash mean?
I bet that's just like around the skin.
But yeah, it's essentially thinking of it this way.
Okay, guys, imagine it's like LeBron James
and Michael Jordan can be on the same basketball team,
but if they are, they are forced to play
with three special ed teammates
and the enemy is full collegiate or d1 level athletes
does that make sense?
yes
so that's what duoq league is
i might actually never do this again chat
is that a series or is that... sorry is that like... has that been proven or is that like
dauntest theory?
no it's on dauntest so you can ask anybody
when you duo the games end up becoming harder 100%
because the thing is that it's like
They balance duo around the fact that either you're against other duos, or you're playing with worse teammates, or it's a mix of the two.
What is our mouth-eye doing? Yo, I'm about to kill myself.
What is our mouth-eye doing?
Alright, lemme eat, lemme eat, okay.
Okay guys, let's walk in.
Nope, nope.
Mouth-eye you iron bitch. Go to your fucking lane. Now, go to your fucking lane, you empty piece of shit.
Okay, so listen. My fucking god.
Jinxie how about how about we do this how we do this? How about you guys duo until loss thoughts?
Yeah, yeah
Like that's what you can do Jinxie and you could even like you know you do 1v1 every rank and rainbow six
Yeah, what if you did stuff like that in league, but it's like duo queue with this person until we lose in league
You know I mean
All right guys, I'm kind of confused all my mid late. It might be a remake bro
wait oh no oh god yeah the enemy midlaner is an online so if this is a
main what is all it's happening tonight what's going on what what is the online
mean what so how do we know when they remake you're gonna see that if it's
gonna happen it's gonna be soon so guys listen to me I want to listen to me
listening good the enemy midlaner is afk he's not connected but the good news is
that right now he's back he's back he's back okay we're good we're good we're
good okay so jinx you listen you're gonna focus on the full clear you're gonna
play safe and consistent you're not lagging anymore so we can get it done
I'm on he as well. Exactly. Yes. I'm just gonna scale and kill the whole team
All right, so John says I'm a level above this guy right now. What should I be doing? Everybody's under tower
Well, what you should be doing that is only last hitting your minions so you can force him to walk up
Think of it think of it like this. Okay?
When you're playing mid lane
It's like imagine you're trying to kidnap children from the playground and the best way that you can do that is by
letting out little candies so that they run out away from their parents and then
afterwards you snatch them up does that make sense yeah I got it such a big
kidnapper exactly yes so now look at how far he is away from his parents no
come back but now big daddy mode is gonna go in fight fight trade E and then
auto-q. FIGHT! FIGHT! There you go, good trades. Okay, so now Jinxy. Jinxy, where you're gonna
do now, okay? You're gonna finish the Gromp. After the Gromp you're playing crab.
The enemy Vhagar is like half HP, so what we can do, right, is we can maybe look
for mid-gang soon. Do you understand? Oh, you're gonna fight the Kane here. I want
Smite at 600. Nice! Crab mugged! Oh my god, fight, fight.
You see that coach? Coach, you see that.
Yep, that was fucking insane.
I can't allow him to go through walls.
Okay, recall, just recall, trust me, just recall.
Trust me, just recall. Yeah, that's Kane.
He can go through walls with two different abilities, by the way.
Okay.
I'm playing Evil League tonight.
You see that crab mug, though?
Yeah, no, that was good.
So, Jinx, see, out of base, what are you gonna do?
do you really want to fuck this guy in the ass until he's screaming and nutting in your mouth?
yes or no?
yeah
okay
not in the last part
okay yeah forget the last part then
so what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the crab
and then you're gonna invade him on his gromp okay?
now let me explain why
because the thing is that he was on
okay nevermind you didn't do it
okay
but
okay yeah that's fine
okay so like what we're gonna do now, jingxi, is you're gonna talk to bot folk here
and then afterwards you're gonna look on the dragon okay?
got it
okay
So then, Muda, I want you to start killing the Vhagar.
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!
Muda.
There we go!
We're not losing, okay? Come on!
That's what we want to see, bro. Good.
Now remember, Jinxie, when you're walking towards camps as Master Yi,
you're going to try to queue as much range as possible.
Do you understand?
Okay, got it, got it, got it, got it.
Because the thing is that when you're playing a jungler in general, you always want to make
sure that you use your ability that has the most amount of range to start off jungle camps.
So I give you for example, you want to always start off with your Q, right?
Okay, this is good.
Alright, so now what we're going to do, Jinxie.
Gromp is still down for 15 seconds. So I want you to look for the dragon now drone ball. Let's see if there's someone going balling
We could a dying bot here. Oh
Fight fight this fight this fight this fight this fight this fight this
This character is literally broken
Okay
Okay, move up move up
Got it got it got it. I need help now
Noooo!
Got it, got it, got it.
Nice fight, fight.
Okay, Jynxy, you're gonna Q, nice.
Jynxy, go Jag!
Jag, Jynxy!
600 damage, Spike.
Dice, did I get some fucking help here?
That's fine, Jynxy's getting the Jag, this is good.
Art?
NICE!
Okay, Jynxy recall.
Jynxy recall.
What the fuck did you do, Mooda?
Let's go! Let's go!
Fucking shit, kid!
Let's go!
Fuck all these bad players!
Come on!
Let's go, bro, let's go!
Let's go! No losing!
No, just did I do good that fight, bro?
That was good, but, Muda, listen.
The problem that I'm noticing with you
is that you always seem to play for a freeze,
which isn't necessarily bad,
but you need to pay attention to what's going on on the map
to know if that's actually the best thing to do.
What's up, JNC?
Coach, this Garen's low health. What do you think?
join again back down no you're gonna folk here you're gonna folk there if
you're not so listen one of the biggest reasons why people say hard second
leak as jungler so let me explain it to you to fight too much yes it's because
they have trust issues like you're gonna see a low health enemy garen and you're
gonna be like I don't trust my teammate to actually kill that guy son you're
gonna go out of your way waste your time you're gonna dolly dolly that guy's
gonna die and now you wasted 30 seconds so sometimes in league we need to overcome
trust issues so we can actually climb does that make sense yes sir I understand
completely thank you so much let's go Muda you're playing great let's go
you better not lose the best man okay now I'm gonna be honest with you guys
right now I'm not liking how wholesome the call is so let me ask you a
question if both of you were in 22 Jump Street who would be Channing Katoom and
who would be Jonah? I would be Channing Katoom, I would be Channing Katoom
what the fuck does that fucking mean you didn't see the movie don't worry about
no I did I did watch the movie but I just don't understand what does that mean
like I forgot like mood up would you be chanting Tatum or would you be Jonah
hell which one would you be I'd be the Chad bro I'm the Chad well Jinx he already
said that he's shining Tatum so now you guys got a discuss maybe we can literally
see in real life who has a better physique mirror Jinx see bro your nipples
are facing opposite directions. Lock in please.
Alright, okay good. So now what we're going to do, Jinxie, you're going to play for the
blue and then afterwards we're going to look on the gromp, okay?
Got it, yes sir.
Okay. So now after this Jinxie, what do you see on the map that you can play for?
Uh, grubs.
Exactly. So, Muda, if Jinx wants to play for Grubbs, what are we gonna do?
Uh, Muda!
I'm gonna help him, I'm gonna fucking help him.
Exactly! So if you're gonna help him, shove the lane!
Shove! Shove the next one too, and then walk in.
SHOVE! I-O!
What the fuck?
What the fuck is wrong with you sick motherfuckers?
Okay, go for the grubs mood a canis here James. He came on
Nice nice
Good what I'm good. You can leave you can leave go get your right home fuck this motherfucker
Fuck what are you doing? What are you doing? Okay, Mooda go for this Mooda listen me? I wanted to Ian and then are
good and then after you snap back exactly just like that I fucking died yeah
well you died cuz you're bad
what is that
what I didn't even need to help JT so not only did I fucking why did I tower
die because I told me to because your coach told me to my coach only told you
to because you already position yourself shitty so it's called making a bad
play less bad, but your mechanics aren't good enough to escape.
Godfuck, just down three seconds away from punching with your fucking head.
NGTA.
It's okay, just don't let that shit happen again. Okay, now listen.
Muda, the reason why you died is because you didn't play ball enough, okay?
You need to look for all ins, and then just snap back in some then.
If you do that, you're gonna get the kills next time without having to die.
But even though you did die it wasn't execute so they didn't get anything off it
No, I died
Wait, what does an execute mean down test
Execute is when you died with turrets, right?
But nobody hit you so you don't actually give anybody any gold. Oh, that's fine. You didn't give them gold
Yep, so it's okay
Proud of you, Muda. Good shit.
Yeah, bro, no worries.
Baron is so ganked, so I'm going to full clear us.
Something.
Uh, there's like five people in my fucking lane right now.
Dot, that's going to get some help here.
Do I just recall real quick? Like, what do I do?
No, Sand lane, you can still farm.
Jynx here, what you're going to do is I want you to just smite this, smite it, and then walk mid.
So now, Muda, wait for Jynxy.
Wait for Jynxy.
Jynxy, you can look on the crab, look on the crab,
on the crab and then if they fight Muda you drop the crab to fight okay
okay wait for him to you nice okay Jinxie go for this nice
fall back
okay so now yes you get the dragon for free because the enemy jungler is dead
oh but i didn't help
i need help i need help
okay you can't help him you can't help him jingxi let him die you need to let him die
what
muda what the fuck do you want jingxi to do for you when you walk into lane and you get flash outed
okay now uh jingxi i hope you understand you motherfucker i'm never helping you ever again you understand me
that you understand me for a mood I can't help you I'm way too valuable to
die like that yeah all right no less no less I can't wait until you're a
fucking position I'm way too valuable to die there
mood up tighten up a little bit I need you more aware you need you way more
fucking aware
coach I hear I'm right yeah ironically that was Muda's grief he walks into line
got flash ulted by Vega there's nothing anybody can do for him yeah tighten up
at least. Also, look at the leaderboard, look at the leaderboard, and then thank me for the carry. Thank you.
This is what I do every game.
Yeah, this is like the not to be the worst fucking duo I've ever fucking had in my entire fucking life.
So, we're gonna have the most CS in the lobby, right? I'm the king of this shit.
So, Jinx, I want you to understand that the reason why Muda is like mad at you, is because you're CS smogging him right now.
I know. I know.
Yeah. That's why I'm definitely fucking mad. You fucking dipshit.
Well, why are you mad then? Tell us.
Because I go to ruin my fucking freeze mid to help this dumbass.
And when I need help, he just fucking does nothing.
Muda, Muda, what the fuck do you want Jynx to do for you when you walk into him with a third HP and get flash ulted by a vaguer?
What do you want him to do? What?
I don't know, ironically when you said I need help, I could not have gotten there in time. I was getting dragon.
I'm gonna fucking just sit there and jerk off your dead body, just wanna fucking do it.
Okay, so Jyncey, we just confirmed that Muda is a necrophile.
What does that fucking mean?
It means that he jerks off to dead people.
Got up here.
Okay, so now what you're gonna do, Muda, you can look for a kill here, just go for the
play.
Go chat invade?
Yes.
but the thing is the Raptors are not so what you might have to do here is
Yeah, you can check the red or the Krugs and then see if he's on either of those
And if not we can
I die doing it my lane!
Is that how Jinxy?
Re-TOL?
There's no fucking interest taking my CS!
Okay.
Is that how Jinxy?
Let's get the fuck out of my fucking...
Yo, how do I tell him to go fuck himself?
You type it.
Just hold G and then flick up on your mouse.
hold G and then flick up
fuck out of my lane you motherfucker
rockin' gang, cazontas, what do you think?
look for it, look for it
this is free, press R and go for it
where's my...
keep fighting, keep fighting
you're good, you're good
yeah, I'm good bro
where did mouth fly go?
where the fuck did mouth fly go?
now I got shut down
oh, mouth fly, you dogshit fucking bitch
fucking my tight little asshole
Malphite you're so useless I'm never helping you again
okay so guys listen listen I'm gonna have one more piece of sushi and then I'm
gonna walk in okay
bro what the fuck you're eating you're eating when this game matters so fucking much
guys guys guys it's one piece of it's one piece of please give me a second
Okay, Dennis, what do I do here? There's two people in my fucking lane right now. Morgana, get- There's three people in my lane right now.
Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda. I'm finishing my sushi. Please give me about like five seconds, please.
There's three people in my lane, motherfucker! What do I do?!
Jinxie, please control your duo. I need about five seconds to finish this up.
You gotta fuck up while he eats his sushi.
This is fucking insane, bro. I don't know.
It's almost done with his sushi, bro.
I recall here. Do I recall? Do I jerk off? A, A, A, A, A. Coach, what do I do here, bro?
Okay, I'm back. The sushi's done. What do you want to know? Talk to me.
What do I do with this position?
You should probably recall because you're literally half HP.
Malfight, we're not going to fight you useless sack of shit.
We're not gonna fight the useless piece of shit.
Mouth fight, we're not gonna fight useless shit.
Mouth fight my way!
And this shitty coach
IS EATING!
Mudak?
Earlier today, earlier today, you talked about how you're not only the best midlaner in iron, but the best midlaner in the world.
So tell me why the best midlaner in the world can't even dodge a simple FUCKING SKILLSHOT!
If you dodge the moron Q, you want to DIE!
I pinged Malfight away 5 times and still died at the tower.
Being in this fucking call with you guys is like I'm being bent forward picking cock up
my ass and the other one cocked in my mouth.
Like it literally is just like I couldn't imagine a more fucking worse fucking like
I don't understand, but I'm going to sweep the fuck out.
Okay, Jinxie, do you want to take his headers behind?
Uh, behind.
Okay, I got the head.
Mooda, are you okay with that role assignment?
I'm not going to bot side bot.
Yeah, MF has 11 kills.
Thank god there's someone fucking useful on this game.
Okay, so like this one we're going to do now guys, okay?
Jinxie, you're going to play for your top side,
and then afterwards
you're gonna look for the bot side okay
so not just about farming and scaling
why three people on the bot lane so usually i go bot right but do i just go
top now got this yes go top
so uh... when when hum sold you to go bot
what he actually meant is you just side lane
so if your top laner is roundly bot
then you just take over the side lane that you don't need to be in
that makes it a lot easier not gonna lie
So now we're just gonna leave, do I leave a video?
Yeah dude, just stay mid lane alone.
Yep, leave mid lane alone.
Okay, Jynce, I'll take it faster.
No, he's not gonna do shit, bro, he's fucking iron.
You shouldn't be caring about that.
Come on!
Jynce, go in again, go in again!
Oh, I should know, no, no, no.
God, leave the call, God, Jynce!
Leave the call!
LEAVE THE FUCK A GOM!
Jinxy.
Go in again, go in again, don't, don't, as I flash.
Go fuck yourself, seriously.
Go fucking fuck yourself.
I'm not even kidding.
I literally got a kill doing my own thing, and then you got me killed listening to you.
Fuck you.
What is happening?
God fucking dammit.
Well, what was that?
Okay, Jinxy, listen.
I'm trying to train you for quick time events, bro.
Sometimes I need you to instantly react and it's like doing stuff like that
I instantly reacted by running away because I saw two people on me and then you said go in so I
Flashed into him and then you flash in one second after I said wait don't so I'm not a human
Fucking robot you dumb bitch. Yeah, but Jinxie listen to me
faker is bro and our goal isn't to turn you into a silver player bro it's to
turn you into faker dude I have to get this ash yeah you got this okay I wanted
to alter I wanted to alter you got this kill the ash the ash nice they gone help
help help what the fuck is this fucking game oh my god I don't walk up oh now
we go now we go in your mood up hey I was I was we're now do me a favor just
like he's body now holy fuck why are you solo going into four people I was
There's maybe there was two of them or half HP you dumb fucks a joke top CS again. I can't win
Top CS again. I can't win. God fucking damn it. Get me out. No listen listen
It's still winnable Jinxie listen because think of it this way for as long as this game keeps going
We can still keep fighting. It's a battle that rages on now go take your favorite
That doesn't shove that sushi up your ass
Okay, that is too far. Take it back
Jinxie the sushi didn't do anything to you. What the fuck did the sushi do to you man?
Jixie, I think we should prep for drag. Can you make your way down here daddy?
Don't tell me what to do. You're an iron mid laner. I'm gonna get my camps then go there.
Or you better.
We're both in the same rank!
No, I'm gonna be honest. I was giga-chud. Jinxie respect to how you handled that situation.
Thank you
Okay, now jinx listen you're gonna farm your camps and then afterwards you're gonna look for the dragon mood up
Whatever you do do not end before the dragon spawns. We need you on it
Okay guys 20 seconds jinx see I want you to walk but hover them boggling in case there's a fight that breaks out
We need to be there right now
Okay, the hell the spawned
Okay, can we please fight this dragon Jinxie Jinxie Jinxie Jinxie and mood up play on the dragon both of you
Okay, do not focus the guy would do do not focus the guy
Okay, Jinxie, okay, try to kill the vagar
Don't focus the Garen, don't focus the Garen.
It's a joke.
Why are we fighting Dragon when there's an over-leveled fat Garen there?
Oh my god, this Malfight needs to run into a bus in GTA.
Well, I don't understand.
Why does someone feed every game?
Oh my god!
I'm done doing, I'm sorry, I'm just gonna back off.
What's wrong in this game right now?
What's going on?
So, the problem with this game right now is that you guys need to fight in a way that you kill their backline
before anything happens. So, Muda, what you need to do is you're the setup, you're the engage,
you need to manage to land your ult on any of their carries that aren't Garen, and then you guys
kill everybody that's not Garen, while everyone else, and while the enemy dies, then Garen's
last alive, then you go on him. So, the only way that we can win right now, listen to me,
because we still can win, yes, it's by sitting there and by just focusing on everyone that's
not the Garen. So, what we're going to do, listen, this is how we're going to start off.
Jinxie, I want you to take the red buff. Muta just push top. And Muta, I do not want you to leave top ever.
Jinxie, how we're gonna do it is you're gonna play for the red into Krugs,
and then you're gonna do something called Shadowing for Muta, where you're just gonna sit top with him.
And then you two are just gonna try to take over the entire game as a unit.
Because as long as the gown is playing away from you, but your team is clearing the waves, you don't have to deal with him.
Now Jinxie, walk top. Walk top. Muta, keep pushing.
So the goal here is that you guys are gonna get the turrets you guys are gonna get the end hips
You guys are gonna do anything. Yes fight fight everyone fight everyone you got this. So Jinzy look for this here
Stand I'm coming
Okay, now James go Jinzy go for it go for it go for it all
yes okay now play for them okay we gotta run we gotta run we gotta run just
run just one mouth I fucking putting caution signals on my head he's iron
okay I'm ironically I'm ironically the mouth I'd had a good ping there because
if he didn't then Garen probably wouldn't like ended up killing you he's so
might oh god get another tower JC okay yes nice okay so now okay where do you
want me top tower again but no no now you're gonna go bot now you're bought
okay so the game are playing now is avoid the garen jinx I want to press P
how much are you missing for your board we're playing avoid the garen I could
have said that 10 minutes ago like hello is this thing on coach like I didn't
to go for drag
jinsee garen running me down jinsee i want to go for garen focus on the task at
hand please okay so what we're gonna do muda you're gonna keep pushing bot
here okay so now go back no keep pushing keep pushing keep pushing
Jinxy go, go bot, find Muda, find Muda.
Okay, Muda listen, you're gonna use your E to dodge his W, good, and now you can kill him.
Okay Jinxy, you're gonna have to fight this, ult in and go, ult in and go, now, now, now!
No...
It's Garen, Garen's there, I see it.
Ah, this is so fucking stupid, man.
Okay, another dog shit fucking player, just fad fucking Garen.
Oh my god, it's every fucking game.
Do not play League if your IQ is 40! Do not play!
Fuck!
Top lane feeds, bot lane feeds, top lane feeds!
Just go neutral! Oh my god!
That is true, I think.
Okay, do I just go? Do I just go?
J-Jingsy, I wanted to buy Experimental Hex plus your next item and yeah, so at this point in the game
I'm serious when I say this if you guys can find Garen alone. He dies Jingsy has the items to kill him
Yeah, right. Yeah fucking right. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding
So what do we do about mid right now? They're double pushing mid. Yeah, so guys try to go mid try to go mid here
Mudo, you're gonna be here.
Jengzee, do not engage. You're just waiting for your team.
You're gonna kill the minions when they walk up.
I don't care about the match-up, it's because Malphite's brain dead. I already know.
I literally watched the Malphite into the game.
Bro, do I just die every time? No matter what happens?
Yes, they're fed because our Malphite's dog shit.
All this shitty game is, bro.
So now Jengzee, push mid again. Push mid again. Keep walking mid. Keep walking mid.
If you see anybody, you walk away.
Okay?
they're all three bottom all three but no no push mid push mid push mid yeah I
know I'm just saying all three but okay so now Jinx you drum bot let's see
what's going on there okay you're gonna go for this oh god
I'm gonna say no to FF I'm gonna say no there's a garen around here Jinx is a
garen around here no he's gonna already be back to
the footage for you coach what do i do with your bot lane
okay yeah go bot go bot go bot go bot go bot wait for your blitzcrank your
blitzcrank see if we can survive now muda if you can get a big alt then you
look for it but wait for blitzcrank first
where is blitzcrank? okay try to fight jinxy go in go in jinxy go go in
I'm not on this dead
Why is Vhagar allowed to...
How am I just...
Are you trying to run away? Run away run away
Why is Vhagar allowed to just...
Like...
Be invincible?
What?
Okay, wait, hold on
Maybe he can fight this
I...
Are...
No, no, back up out
Do not ult, do not ult
He's stunning me
Oh, God
NOOOOOOICE
Not bad
Okay, listen, listen. If we can get some more shutdowns like that, the game is winnable.
Jinx, I want you to right-click on your experimental Hex fight here.
Oh, I'm missing CS by just going everywhere. Like, do I just stay in my... Like, where do I go? Do I go top? Do I go mid?
If I go C-fight, we're gonna lose. If we don't...
Yeah, so right now, MOTIV, this is the iron situation. Iron situation is that most of the time there's fighting going on all the time,
so you need to be able to quickly assess the minimap, and like here, for example, you should be like,
I'm going to shove in mid, and then afterwards I'm going to go top, like that should be in your brain.
So then after you shove this in mid, then you go top, and then you can look for a kill on the ash.
But you need out the confidence to just insult on the ash. Like, don't walk through lane, walk through the jungle.
Through the jungle! Through the jungle. If you're hidden, then you can kill her.
Do I just start with my E?
No, no, no, you start with your R. Because the thing is that if you start with your E and she flashes away, then you're just dead.
So try to get your R on her. R. R. R.
Nice! There!
Should I push mid?
Yes, yes. Now Jinx, you push mid.
So now Jinx, you're gonna push mid.
Muda, I'm gonna want you to push another wave top.
Okay.
And then afterwards, you guys are gonna go for the Baron.
Should we take this one?
Okay, okay. So after I push for this wave, you're gonna go back to Baron.
Exactly. Exactly. So Jinx, take this wave as fast as you can and then go to the Baron.
Try to ignore them. Walk through the jungle. Walk through the jungle so you can get to the Baron now.
To the Baron now, Jinx.
Oh, one more question, Mark Ping. I swear to God. God is my witness.
Okay.
Now they're gonna walk towards him
Okay, Jinxie. Oh, this could be bad. Okay, so you're gonna want to play back here. Play back here. Yeah
You can't play this. Wait wait go for it. Go for the Garen. If he chases, go for him. Go for him. Are you? Yes?
Nice! Nice! Okay, go for more! Go for more! Flash up with the more! Kill the more! Go on her!
Flash up with the more! Kill the more! Go on her! Now Q! Q! Nice!
Useless fucking team! Useless fucking team! Useless fucking team!
Mouth fight! Never play video games again! Please god never play video games again!
You fed the garen and put us into this hell! Useless fucking team!
Okay, so now you need to just keep shoving out mid.
When the super minions are spawning you always have to shove out the super minion waves.
So Jynx, your next item here is going to be, uh, I want you to buy Titanic Hydra.
Am I going to undo death stance?
No, no, no, no, no.
She's vulnerable.
Yeah, well, you didn't buy death stance.
Yeah, that, that one.
Soft with the giant's belt.
Like, uh, the, the 900 gold thing.
Yep, get that.
Good.
So now Jynx, I want you to buy an elixir vine and then walk the barn.
Buy elixir vine and then buy elixir vine and then walk the barn.
Yep, yes, you are you are you are so now you're gonna have to make your way up to muda so Jinxie get the red buff
Muda I wanted to take the red buff that spawns from from Jinx's right now drone on the Baron drone on the
Baron they're on it, but I want to see a drone
Okay, you guys are gonna have to fight this here, and you can
So Jinxie look for this
Okay, focus the gun first come again first come again first go on the gun. Yep. This is good
I'm just instant dead bro, I'm just instant dead, there's nothing I can do, I just die!
Okay, I just fucking die!
So, Mura, the thing is that we need you to set up your ult for CC, the problem right now is that you're using your E to maximize your R damage,
but in cases like that, if you just straight up ult, right, then you can actually CC the gank so that he dies, and then you turn on the rest of them.
The problem was that because he didn't ult, he was able to get close enough to his team
that Vhagar spawn cage and then he built your science only.
But if you instantly would have turned on the Garen, then you would have died and you
could have actually done something there.
Coach, what should I buy coach?
Well now you're going to keep buying the Titanic Hydra so you don't have to buy anything right
now.
You're going to be sitting on a lot of gold.
So now I want you guys to say 5 mid, just say 5 mid and just try to group 5 mid because
If your brain dead mouth fight ults one time, there might be a chance you could do something.
Is that Marlin? I actually think that's Marlin. I'm not kidding.
Is that Marlin?
It could be. Like he's playing from Greece on 500 ping right now.
Does he actually have fucking 500 ping? I'm gonna fuck him.
So how do I just get hit by across the world for something? I don't get it.
Yeah, that's Ashult. So Ashult is global. So Jinxie, you're gonna have to look towards Midsun.
I want you to ult kill the morgana ult
uh no it's too late no it's too late no
I was going to ult kill the morgana I'm getting flanked again now
what was that
uh you you probably have to go in here
yep just keep fighting
uh focus on morgana try to run away
yeah it's
unironically the problem with this game right now
is that the enemy team is literally just
ult funny kills
And you guys are playing this game unironically to v5 like your misfortunes fed but she's not doing anything your blitzcrank safe
Okay, and your mouth fight is too, but there's a chance that they can still throw. I
Just don't get coach. I don't get what like the next objective is
Is it just winning teamfights? Do I go mid and CS do I like so at this stage mood up mood of what it's about right now
Is you just want to shove out waves and look for fights that look favorable for you?
Okay, okay, I see it.
Because at this point you really can do much.
It's really just like Garen has 20 kills.
No amount of coaching or trying to tell you guys what to do is going to change the fact
that a 20 kill Garen is going to walk up to you, drop his dick in your face, and then
you die instantly, right?
Okay.
So now it's hard for this here.
Good.
So now Jinx, I want you to ult and then look for this.
Go for this.
I
Know you have to back up you're gonna die here
Auto minions for life steal
Give me up give me up step up again. I thought again. I thought again me out of here
Not yet. Listen listen listen. There's still could be a chance. We're just stop the bleeding at this point stop
Okay, we have brain dead Malfy to Fed Garen. That's all that happened. I can't do this shit
Mood out try to back up your brain dad when I saw him warding at the start of the game
Okay, go for this go for this go for this. Please kill the garen. This is good. Please kill the garen
Fresh for it. Q again
How's it not dead
Like how the fuck is he not dead? I just
Okay, now listen. I have good news for you guys, but Muda. I do not want you to get that sense
You need to buy Lord Dominic's regards here
Yeah, yeah, but it's fine you only spend 250 gold on the components that you can like reuse
So if you just sell your glowing moats like that last time in your inventory, they can get it
So now guys listen, there's good news. The good news is that there are a lot of super minions
Yeah, you guys can funnel gold into you so now just try not to fight mood up mood up don't do this don't do this
Yeah, don't fight. Yeah, just push waves and defend our base. Exactly. Yes. Oh
Okay, uh Jinx you try to heal try to heal and fountain if you walk up here you're dead
Like I mean like what is happening
I can't fight this.
Okay.
I just want to get my hands on this mouth fight.
You might be able to go for a hero play here.
Focus some more Ghana.
Oh.
He's nexus dove me.
Oh this mouth fight.
Oh my god I just want to get my hands on him.
In game.
I fucking marbled on my team.
like I don't understand.
I feel like I did everything right that game.
Uh, me how me how you can't say that.
You can't say that sentence.
No, I understand.
You're not allowed to say that sentence.
I understand.
But like, it's just like, I don't understand.
Like, like, is it is the guy like, I don't understand.
I don't understand what happened that game.
Okay, do you want the real answer? Yeah, I don't want no sugarcoated bullshit like what actually fucking like I need to learn the mechanics
You're your your mechanics the promise that your mechanics are not at a level right now
Where you were able to actually win the fights that you were going for so as a result
You're going in for plays that could have been wins
But because you didn't play it properly it ended up being fucked
So you lost the fights and then when you keep losing fights over and over again
Because either it's misplay or it's you're not dodging skill shots or it's at the end me signing their abilities
Right then over time you just get so weak that you can't do anything
If you were six items that game you can carry
But you weren't six items because you weren't getting hit by it you were getting hit by all the abilities does that make sense?
Yes
So what could have we have done differently to win this game?
Malfi could have not.
Cool.
Let me think.
Who is Blitzcrank going 0-1-11, by the way?
Is that like a support?
What is Blitzcrank?
What is all?
He's a board player, so basically he's just a permacup for the rest of his life.
I mean, I guess they're supposed to not do anything.
The problem was Malthite fed Garen and then Garen ran around to every lane and then basically
just opened our assholes.
They got that to Garen like seven times.
Yeah, because essentially-
They're about to be back in Iron, so I'm-
Listen, listen, Jinxie.
If you win one game, you're back to your peak.
You're fine.
You're not going to be in Iron.
Because yes, you're on a three game lost streak, but don't forget one of those losses
was the game that was like, uh, this your LP loss.
So it's like, technically you only lost two games, right?
So if you win one game because your opinions are higher than your LP losses,
then you're only down like 10 LP.
If you win two games, you're actually up LP, even though you're even on the day
so far. Does that make sense?
Here's the thing, like Muta, I love playing with you, but we can't win.
Like, I'm sorry.
This happens every game.
We played three games don't us this game is so shit. We played three games
We had an oh and 11 support and a mouth fight and fed garen and then into the fuck out of the game
The game before that we had an oh and six bot lane who lacks the game the game before that we had an oh and nine
Caitlyn top lane every game we're getting instant, okay?
I want to do oq, but we get into it every day so look so I'm only dying to fed players
Let me show you guys something. I want you guys to look at my screen. I guess we can't win
We can't win guys look at my screen. They're like every game is a fucking inter in one of the ways he opened my screen on discord
I need to show you something important
Are you looking yeah, I'm looking I'm looking okay. Let me show you guys something
So right now these are the games you guys played right?
Yes, so go to every game. Please God go to every game
So in the first game that you guys played in the first game your top laner was literally
I ran for a zero LP with a 43% one rate over 600 games
And the craziest thing is that he's not even do out. He wasn't even dual queue with anyone
He was up here go over nine and one and 14 back to back. Yep. Wait, is that wait? Oh my god
That's real. Yes, it was on our team. I don't for zero this this yes
This was your top laner that went zero and nine
So if we keep doing we're just gonna keep getting like NPCs, but it doesn't stop there
Okay, and the second game where it was the remake right?
These were your guys's three teammates this game
The first one was a 43 percent rate iron two player then you had a 41 percent win rate
20% would reach a sauna player, all right, look at his scores, and then you had Booty
Popper, right, who was unironically a decent performer with this win rate, okay.
So now, all of our teammates have losing win rates because we're duo queued.
Yes, and then I want you to look at this.
In the game you just played, right, your mouth fight was 45% win rate, mouth fight,
mouse our player he was the cram did a cram 45 my god wow what a god then your
ADC didn't do that bad and your support was this guy now the craziest thing about
this game is that the enemy garen our job 25 kills was iron for zero lb with a
39% win rate and any sense and every other game this guy ends on ADC every
other game but on against you guys he decided to first time garen and drop
25 kills so smurf so it's it's one of two things okay it's a yes it could be a
smurf but there's another actual reasoning behind why this happened so
let me introduce you guys the ride games time machine okay ride games actually
has a time machine, and they use it.
Muda can't use young?
What do you mean?
I'm not even sure.
Is it also because Muda can't use young?
Well, yes and no.
Because the thing is that Muda needs
to go for these big engages.
But the problem is that that game, the enemy comp,
is literally just strong as fuck.
Like, it's hard as fuck to play into this, especially
when your team is AFK.
So listen, let me explain it to you guys.
Before you say anything though, before you say anything.
So this guy is Iron 40 LP, lost every single game, never went Garen in his entire life
in the first game against us.
But he's Iron 40 LP, locks Garen with the first time in years and drops 23 and 6 against
us and just completely obliterates and fucks us.
And the craziest thing about it is the fact that this guy has been playing since season
13, but too.
He has literally been Iron for over 3 years now and his best ever performance is when
he was first time in Garen against you.
So what is the probability of him being the first?
That's not possible.
You can't first time a champion and go 23 and 6.
Well he did.
He did.
But it's got him.
Jynxie.
I'm telling you I was watching how he plays.
He's not anything above like an Iron Garen player.
I'm telling you.
But it's because of the Riot Games time machine, so let me explain it.
Riot Games has a time machine where they are able to actually know when players are
going to end, when they are going to randomly first time in 1v9, or when they are going
to randomly first time in Insoluz.
And that is how they are able to constantly maintain a 50% win rate.
Because the thing is that they know the future in advance.
So Riot Games, this game knew that even though it's this guy's first game in 7 hours, and
And he hasn't played any games at all today, that he was going to 1v9 this game.
First game back after work, after it's 9-5 he comes back first game first time Garen.
They knew he would 1v9 because of the Rive Games time machine.
Wasn't that time he played Garen?
Never.
So he's smurfing!
Luda, he's not smurfing bro.
His gameplay was ass, I was watching.
But it's because of the Rive Games time machine.
Bro, you're telling me there's a Riot Games time machine.
Like, no, no, no. Seriously.
Like, you're getting a fucking game.
Guys, no.
Bro, like, let me put this in Rainbow Six Siege terms.
Yo, Jixi, this guy plays dock every game.
Goes quadruple negative every single game.
He locks an ash and goes 30 kills and never, ever played ash.
And it's the first game in eight hours, and it's against you.
Is he smurfing?
Mura, mura, mura.
Time machine
I know I sound crazy, but please listen to me
Please listen because the thing is that if you've been playing League of Legends for years, you know, this is true
Sometimes there's gonna be a 99% rate smurf that gets on your team and he randomly first time something and ends
Other times there's gonna be a 30% iron player that's gonna randomly first time something and 1v9
It is not a smurf guys. I am telling you it is a ride games time machine
Sometimes you're gonna have a guy that one tricks mouth fight. He only plays mouth fight on your team for no reason
Everyone four games in a row. He's gonna first time trust on the top. It literally happens ride games has a time machine
You're telling me there's a god damn time machine, bro.
Jynxxy, Jynxxy.
You want me to buy into this, like, because I'll buy into it, I mean, but you really
Yes, Jynxxy.
There's a time machine.
Jynxxy, on my life, on my life, on my life, there's a ride games time machine.
I swear to God.
Like, I'm not making this shit up.
I swear to you.
They have a time machine where they're able to literally predict and know when players
are gonna first time and end and do all this shit and then they get on your team.
Jinxie you're gonna have a guy on the 10-game win streak. He's a 99.9% rate smurf
He only plays a trucks top on your team for
No reason he is gonna first time something and int. It is the right games time machine. I promise you bro
It's literally not even a joke. Everybody that plays League of Legends can like vouch for this. I swear to God
All right, bro, it's also the time machine
But also the time I don't know what this like mood if we like bro
Muda, I want to keep playing with you, but we just keep having oh and ten laners like
Like we don't even have a chance to win okay, can I tell you guys right now?
Listen
Let me, Jynxie, I want you to listen to me, because I think right now, there is a chance
for you guys to duo and win.
I think there is, but it would require Muda doing something that he's never done before.
Please get off young, please Muda.
No, that's not what I was going to say actually.
What I was going to say is Muda needs to switch from mid to top, because the problem with
mid lane is that everybody goes mid.
So even when Muda manages to win his lane or whatever the fuck, he's just going to play
against a cocksucker mage that wave clears the wave and doesn't allow him to kill many
waves.
And because Muda doesn't have in-depth understanding on how to solo kill all these matchups, he
would unironically be better off going top lane where he could just drop 20 kills a game,
every single game and win.
Do you understand?
So, top lane is easier for Muda, it's easier for him.
Top lane, listen, Top lane is a much more mechanical role.
It doesn't require you to do anything except just brute force enemy top laner down.
So unironically, yes, Muda can play Akali or Yone top lane and he, like, listen, he
has no excuse because top lane champs fight to the death.
So as long as he plays well, he can just stomp 20 kills a game.
It's like he's going to be the 25 kill Garen, do you understand?
Bro, I get it! But like, what do we do about the fucking time machine?
Like, we've got him into every game!
Okay, so, so...
I can't play duos.
So, JC...
What the fuck?
No, no! You listen to me!
When I play solo, offstream, my team is competent human beings.
No one's ever Owen Knype. That doesn't even happen!
I've duos with Muda!
My top and bot lanes combined, KD, is 5 and 60 in three games.
I can't gank top because the enemy top is level 30.
I can't take bot because the enemy smorter is level 36.
What the fuck do I gank?
What?
I have the highest CS in lobby every game.
I'm putting my heart into this shit.
What do I do about the time machine?
Okay, so Jynxie, I'm gonna help you listen to me. The time machine is a spiritual concept.
So the only way that we can actually, I'll play the time machine, is if we pretend to have sex with it in its mouth while we queue up.
I'll do it right now. I'll do it right now. What do I do?
So let me explain it, okay? Let me explain it. I'm gonna turn on my camera for a second so you guys can see what you're gonna have to do, okay?
Jynxie, do you see my screen?
screen. So the only way to output the time machine, listen to me, the time
machine's virtual concept, if we want to play it, we all have to sit there and
channel our energy together to fuck it away from giving us shit teams. So what
you're gonna do is you're gonna put your hands like this, right? Everyone like this.
And then now he's doing it, he's doing it. And then while we're chewing, we're gonna
have to like have our eyes roll in the back of our head and then just start
fucking the air does that make sense okay good now cue up okay guys keep going
keep going so now listen we need to start chanting okay listen everyone repeat
after me time machine time machine go away time machine time machine go away
give us losers queue another day wait wait wait so you need to repeat after me
because it's not just a one-liner time machine time machine go away time
time machine time machine don't worry give us losers cue another day okay now
keep repeating it time machine time machine go away give us losers cue
another day accept the cue that shit exact the ritual is underway okay we're
good now we're good are you mad I'm gonna beat the shit out of you why are you
mad why the fuck are you mad I'm gonna beat the shit out of you why are you
man why the fuck are you mad why the fuck are you mad okay here I'll ask you
know I'll ask Garrett here top lane I'll ask him for the top lane no no
stop you cannot ask him for top if you ask him for top the ritual falls apart
because the ritual relied on us making sure that we got the lobby we got so
even though you're mid lane this is your chance to perform do you understand
Yes, I agree coach. I agree. Can I get my coach in here, bro?
Wait, should we do a jing see two challenger coaches?
Yes, don't say watch me like a hawk humza watch mood like a hawk. Okay. Let's do it
I'm gonna kill myself. Okay. I'm gonna kill myself in game in game. Okay. Let's do it. Let's do it
Okay, so this is what I think we're gonna have to do I'll wait until Hums is in the call and then we'll be able to actually do it
Also guys just so you're aware every time before faker goes into a world's finals he does the ritual
On God
I
Get it to join now. I add him I add him on discord I add him on discord
Okay, yeah, okay
Okay, so listen this we're gonna do hums
Jay uh mood up share your screen so hums how it's gonna work is I'm gonna coach
at the same time as you coach Muda even if we talk over each other it's gonna be
able to allow them to learn multitasking do you understand at the same time so
when you're speaking I speak to well if you have something to say but it's like
we were we need to talk over each other because there's a lot of information
But they're not gonna listen to what the fuck we're saying
I'm not listening to me
Muda is a disaster of a player
He's a lighting trainwreck on fire and you need to fix it, okay?
No, no, no, Muda, he's good
He has to be positive on Yod in 10 hours
No, no, he's good
No, he's good
I swear he's good
You don't see somebody in here what to do
Hanz, you alright?
Never had you with Jingsy
Jingsy is the equivalent of Kim Jong-un in North Korea
Yes, right about everything
Nah, nah, nah, my boy Muda was doing good
Yeah, I was 2v1 again
Hanz, he sucks
No, he doesn't he does not suck that is the way I told them I watch that game. No no your coach
He was creeping my
I'm here now Mooda was playing good against that since out you told him to fight another one. Yeah, and he worked
Can I have to go to the front here?
I don't know, I'm gonna go to the same front!
J-C, wait!
What the hell?
I don't have that, I don't know what to do, but I don't have that!
I'm gonna take a good reading snipe, Leona said it was a joke!
No, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry!
Okay, so J-C, J-C, talk to Bart Foltner!
The nightmare never ends!
Moda, listen, you can keep him whole life!
Don't fucking laugh!
Hans, this is serious!
I'm so fucking laughing!
This is serious, bro!
Oh my god, JX! JX!
Stop yelling! You're almost stimulating me!
JX! Why did you laugh for W?
Shut up, because I'm overstimulated!
If Tom doesn't have a delay in Leona's typing
and all that about who's coaching him,
so I know Leona's stream typing,
and he's probably a sperm, and I want to die!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay.
Okay, no, Muda, no, no, shit.
Okay, wait, wait, that's fine, here's no flies.
Okay, big feet.
Mid lane does not have any flies.
Yo, Hans get fucking cancer!
Hans get fucking cancer!
My student doesn't guide me for the folk clear.
It's his fucking resources.
No, your student needs a gig, man,
their mid laner has no flies.
Hans, Hans, Muda can ban themself!
Jens, you fucking folk clear!
Don't allow anybody to tell you to do anything.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Muda, you're the worst idea we could have done!
Muda, Muda, last hit, last hit,
the license stop hitting the way I'll beat the shit out of you if you can't no
I'm looking James. I'm looking at you, bro. We're gonna get you three get you three
Okay, so James. Hey, do not flash on them. Just look for a Q3 outside of the wing. Jamesy what we're gonna need
You're gonna walk up to the folks here. We're gonna have to walk on the bar
Okay, don't just do it from far away in Arnea walk up
Don't be afraid like if you guys are talking at the same time, it's fine. I'm okay. Okay. Gosh, you're gosh
You're all right perfect. Okay, so Jamesy what you're gonna do you're gonna have to play for the books
You need to look on the blue into gromp blue gromp, and then afterwards you're gonna play on the
Wait, don't be scared. Okay. Yeah, keep kind you're doing good now. Jinxie. Don't forget to W auto reset
You need to crash it. This is good. This is good
That's right. That's right. Okay. Don't do that. Jinxie
Jinxie get the gromp and then start droning mid and bot we need to see if there's a good play going on
Fucking laughing! Have you not forgotten I'm going to kill you!
Alright, so now Jensi, play for the grump.
After the grump, you need to work on the bot crab.
Now, look mid. Let's see if Mooder is winning lane.
Freeze it, freeze it! No! Move back, move back!
Yeah, yeah, right there, right there! Perfect, right there, that's good.
Okay, let's see if Mooder is winning lane.
Let's see if Humm's is doing the job.
He's winning, he's winning, he's winning, don't worry, he's winning.
Okay, now, jump out, jump out, Jensi. There could be a bot gank.
No, no. Okay, good.
Okay, so we don't do that.
know okay now jimsey walkman jimsey walkman jimsey walkman walkman book for
double-crab if the double-crab jimsey jimsey get the cannon jimsey the
cannon don't make it what are you doing jimsey
Bro
Freeze against a no flash they got to walk up anything all in now. I can't do that. I'm listening to me
Okay, here's my vessel bro. He needs those resources. He's gonna carry this shit
No, no listen, it's good your mother fucker your mother fucker
Okay, so put your foot down Mura. Don't do that. So listen. I'm sorry, mother fuckers.
Yeah, don't you fucking back down.
Hey, say sorry.
Okay, listen, Jixi, say you're welcome. Tell me you're welcome.
No, you're welcome. Say sorry.
You're unreported. You mother fucker. Keep him report.
We're being reported because I'm carrying about 10 minutes, trust me.
Exactly, yes.
So now we're going to do this.
Jixi, play it.
After you play for the wolves, you're going to look for the grump, okay?
Good, good, good, Mura.
So, Jinxia, I want you to listen to me.
His flash is not up for another minute.
There's a pro player named Chovy that steals all the jungler's camps.
You're like the reverse Chovy.
You're the jungler that takes his laner's minions.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
No, no, Jinxia, stop listening to that.
Okay, Sino, Jinxia, smite the grump.
Yes, always take the waves.
Your team is useless and you need to carry that.
No, don't do that.
Okay, Muro, keep this here.
We can play for Jinxia's game.
Okay, Sino, I'll do this.
Get the crab.
Muro, rotate the crab.
Hums, get Muro to rotate the crab.
They get your drum and some rotate men again.
Bro, he doesn't need a gang commander.
Don't rotate. I said don't rotate.
Okay, Jensy, if your team doesn't help you on crab, then you help him push out midway.
Because obviously he needs help with the priority.
Don't do that.
Okay, so now Jensy, drum, med.
Okay, those are a lot of juicy minions.
Move it, move it, move it.
Okay, Jensy get it.
Jensy get it.
Okay, that's good. Perfect.
You fucking salad mother fucker.
Okay, so now, JXC, JXC, you're gonna want to make a game.
JXC, you're gonna want to make a game.
This is good.
I'm not a lousy of game.
I'm a fucking motherfucker.
I'm a fucking fucking fucking motherfucker.
Crack the wave, crack the wave.
This is good, this is good.
Because now, JXC, listen to me,
you're in such a better state.
No, crack and serve, crack and serve.
So now, JXC, don't forget,
you're super ahead of the Warwick now.
You have all the resources
because your mid laner was giving you some of his.
Go to the other side.
Yes, yes, okay. No, go ahead. Go ahead. Take it. Take his red buff now. Okay,
Jengze, Jengze, you might have to swipe the red buff because Muda might try Graven.
Yes, Mike. Yes, Mike. Yes, Mike. Yes, Mike. Yes, Mike. Okay. So now Jengze,
because Hams was telling Muda to steal your red buff, we're going to want to get Muda's
cannon soon because so far we've only gotten his cast or minions. You understand?
No freeze, no more.
So now, aren't I,
technically, Jynxie, the reason why this is good
is because we're forcing Hums
to do good coaching
because now Mooda's not freezing.
We're getting close to Gazz's priority.
So this is good. We're forcing our teammates
to actually play the game properly.
Okay, get the turret. Your lane is roaming now.
Okay. No, there's no point in eating like that
because he's top lane, you get the wave.
You can get the wave as well.
your lane is wrong you have to look just do something don't be a jingsy you're
gonna want to go for the after after afters bot side here and then dragon
alright this is good no no jingsy look at what's happening mid lane you
cultivated your mid laner's brain can attach give you priority okay no go go
for wolves this is good see jingsy
Oh, yeah, fight! Go, Jinxie, go man! Go man!
Jinxie, man! Jinxie, man!
Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go in!
Steal the cow! Steal the cow! No!
Nice, Muda!
Don't go that, die, Muda!
Okay, I'm going, Muda!
Alright, Jinxie, take the wave!
If you're late, or get secured, you get the wave!
No, I like it, Muda!
Take the wave, take the wave!
Use your Q, use your Q!
Walk up, walk up, walk up!
Q, Q, Q!
Make sure you take everything!
Yeah!
Noggin!
No!
Jinxie, fast!
No!
You fucking theraless you motherfucker!
Sonor Jinxie, Jinxie!
Get that whole way to ground!
Get that whole way to ground! This is good!
Press stop, press stop!
Coach is always right, coach is always right.
Sonor Jinxie, hold tab, hold tab!
So you see that?
You're CS-mogging your mid laner.
That's why I need to take his resources, because he can't even farm right.
Okay, you're still ahead brother, don't worry.
You're still ahead.
Jinxie, you hear my voice you motherfucker!
I'm gonna make sure you get bad!
Yeah, yeah!
Listen, listen, Jinxie, it's not bannable to make your team win the game by taking the resources.
It belongs to you, bro. You're the king of the Moosies.
Exactly! So now, Jinxie, look, I want you to understand that you're literally like the game boss.
You just dictated the state of the game, and now everybody is playing by your conditions.
You are the final boss right now, do you understand that?
I play in the lobby, yes, yes.
Exactly. So now, get the crowd and now forget the dragon.
Dragon. Muda, if you don't rotate to the Dragon, Jinx is going to steal your wave.
Okay, this is fun. Take the wave and go Dragon.
Go Dragon, I will steal your wave, Muda.
No, no, no, Dragon, take the wave.
Jinx, we're going to hook Muda's waves hostage.
Get back, get back, get back.
Oh, you got to be quick.
Jinx, after you finish this Dragon, we're going to want to look for another place here.
Okay, so just to the Dragon.
Okay, I want you to hover over mid.
Wait, Muda, you can maybe look for an E over the wall.
Oh, the one on the on the vagar what the fuck was that keep hitting this is good. This is good
Okay, so now Jin see I want you to oh, no
Okay, nice. Nice. Nice. So now you're gonna back off the recall
We don't want to take our mid laner's wave because we want to stalk home syndrome him and to actually playing for us
So whenever he does good, he earns his way
Muda entered, Muda entered.
I did not teach him that.
What did I teach him that? I tried to teach you that.
Muda entered, Muda entered.
Yep. So, listen.
Hamza, that's the reason why Jinx needs Muda's CS.
Do you understand now?
No, but like you guys made him lose CS.
He just wanted to go in because he's hungry.
No, no, Hamza. That's not how it works.
He had to go for something. You guys took everything from him.
Hamza, listen.
I'm not bullshit gameplay. You know it was bad. That's terrible. I'm not you know, I'm a student right there
You know what this is? You can see Jin see we need to mentally manipulate mood into playing better
So after these rappers take his mid-wave, he's gonna learn that if he ever dies, he doesn't get any waves
Do you understand? Yes, exactly good. So now take the middle. I thought good money money money. He needs his way
Wait, Jixie. Let's let's we need to work at it. He's gonna lose. You need this is good. This is good
This is exactly what we need right now
To be honest moody you deserve that
Exactly, jing see that's two challenges
Plans saying that you did the right thing
Boom, you cuted it to four people
I don't know how the fuck you just did that
I don't know why you did that
Okay, so now this is what we're gonna have to do
Okay, jing see I want to take the grump
After the grump, we're gonna look mood up. You have one chance. I'll trade the big arm look for a trade
He's playing very safe. You want to play aggressive? Go home. Okay?
He'd do yep. Yep. Yep. So now I jinxed
No, I jinxed jinxing jinxing
You let it walk into the turret house your day eq a means on your turret, okay?
Does your student deserve this next midway yes or no?
Oh
What the fuck is your name writer Jinxie no no run run run
Mooda you dog shit bitch. Why were you so late to the flight? Why were you late?
God I hate you. I hate you so fucking much Mooda. We can't win a game because you're useless
useless
My client my client here's innocent. He had to take the turn plate. That was not my client's fault
We're taking my fucking waves you psychotic
No, so
I want you to understand I want you to understand how
He's crying because he doesn't have more listen to how greedy Muda is even though he's 20 farms
He wants to be up more. That's why you you deserve to take more this yes
If he's gonna be greedy you're gonna teach him to be humble this that makes sense. Yes, sir
I am your friend you can walk it out
If he walks up mood I if he walks up fighting with your coach, he's challenging your iron shut the fuck up
Yeah, you tell him Jason
Okay, so now so now Jensie you're gonna play for the the Raptors and finish your bot side clear
Second dragon is coming up. If Muda doesn't rotate, what do we do to his wing?
No, no, he'll rotate, he'll rotate, he'll rotate, he'll rotate.
Yeah, exactly. Hey, Hums, he better rotate or else that wave is going to be jinx-y's.
I don't know where, we learned our lesson.
Alright, good, good. That's the thing, it's like, there you go.
Okay, so now listen, you're going wolves into blue then grump, then after we're gonna want to play on the dragon.
We're looking for warden raptors. Oh, you'd have a ward, never mind.
Just okay, just just try to try to show this way fast and look for dragon play, okay?
You bought you're not bored soon. I think you get this way. You have work right? This is good. Thanks. Oh miss gold
Do not miss a goal. I'm so help me God if mood a fucking recalls with 10 seconds before dragon
He loses three waves. Oh, we call it. Oh, we call it. Oh, no, James. Oh, okay. We can see way
We can fight we can have dragon with
Okay, now Jinxy take mid wave, Jinxy take mid wave, take mid wave
If he's gonna recall, then he's gonna take the mid wave
He's taking all your kill
No, I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck
He needs to be on the edge, Jyggen
He's not on the jungle
But he got a fork, he's gonna go to dragon now
Jyggen, no, we're just helping him get pro-ail
We're helping him get pro-ail
Let him die, let him die
Wait, fight, fight, fight, you cocksucker!
I'm gonna let you die, I'm gonna let you fucking die, Jinxy fucking here
Okay, Jinxy, Jinxy, I want you to walk mid, swipe away his cannon, then go Jyggen after
No, you can do this fight
Look at warwick look at warwick. Okay. No, I'm on this again. All right. You gotta crash away. You had a crash at first and then
no tail.
Yes.
I'll move on.
Okay, Jynx, give me warwick, give me warwick.
Flash way, flash way, flash way, W.
E, E, E, E, Ignite, Ignite, Ignite.
Yep, there you go. There you go.
You gotta, you gotta press E. You press E. You press E fast, you do more damage.
God, you're dark shit.
I just killed two. I just killed two.
That was not bad. Look, your team is gonna clean up here. Hold up.
Yes, team, yes.
Hit the Vigor.
Jhin. Okay, nice.
Nice
Jinxy go to your clubs
I want you to understand that none of this would have been possible if Muda got all his mid lanes
Yes, Rosa herbivore. We need to force him to be a carnivore if we're gonna win these games
Muda listen and team fights like that. You want to rotate faster, but also don't hit their support
You can hit the work and you possibly gonna save them. Okay, so now Jinxie get the the crugs and after crugs
It's like you're saying if he would have fought warwick. I'd be alive right now. Yep. If you rotate it
You'll be iron forever. Okay, so now Jinxie
Yeah
You'll get diamond in the month. Yeah, and then I'll end on the fucking moon
Okay, so now listen Jinxie go for the hell of mood if you don't rotate
into your game. If you don't want to say the Herald, I'm going to end your game.
Wait a minute. Don't talk like that.
Okay, listen to your jungler. No talking game.
Your jungler wants to go, oh, yep, you better go.
Alright, I'm going to end this.
You ugly motherfucker!
If your jungler thrashes you, you've got to listen at that point, because he has a smite button.
Come here, come here. You fucking...
I will end your fucking game, dude.
Thank fucking plusy.
Okay.
Now, now, let's make this a one-for-one trade. Can you drop the Herald mid after?
No, hums, hums. Before we say anything, I want to say that it's pretty disgusting the way that you're doing it.
Discussing the way that you're that your student is acting you should spank him as punishment
Yes spanking him he deserves it
He's doing fine, but he's just listen just listen to the mood up listen to Jinx if you want to make her play you have to look
Can I kill this guy?
No, no, no, no, no. You, you, you got time. No, so, uh, Jynce, you're gonna go grump after this and then we're gonna either steal midway
We're doing it. We're gonna go bot.
Okay, okay.
Bro, it's not evil bro. It's necessary.
Wait, what do you think? What do you think?
Yeah, go on the misfortune. You're gonna want to ult on them as fortune.
Oh!
Okay, they're back.
Very good very good nice nice very good. Okay, you have to back off back off back off. That was very good with a very good
Okay, all right now
Run away run away run away the warwick is coming the work is coming. So now you're just
Yes, we just recall go for red buff your teammates are bought you push
I said make not top push minute and look for rotation. Wait. That's did you teach him in baiting?
jing see yeah he knows how to do everything though he's a my student
has prior now he has promo prior let's go some aggressive ways jing see what
you're gonna do now is you're gonna go red and then you're gonna enter the
enemy jungle okay I want you to close your eyes and fantasize about fucking
the enemy jungle in the throat so you're gonna put both your hands on top of your
You're like public area and start thrusting now for the next five seconds
Okay, so now Jensie now look on the wrappers stay with these they would eat this over sending they can look for a flag on you
Okay, wait, you might have to help him here
You're over sending I said stay with your jungler you're not listening
Listen!
Why are they here you those dogs that are fucking worthless?
They're lower in!
I know this to be a piece of shit!
Jengzee, look for the blue button!
I'm gonna catch a fucking flight to Canada!
They're piece of shit out of you!
I can't stay with the dinosaurs!
Jengzee, go crab! Go crab!
The crab is free here.
Okay, so after crab Jengzee,
we're gonna want to look on enemy raptors.
Strong bottom, maybe you can get some kills.
Look bot!
Look bot! Look bot!
Okay, we can't look there, we can't look there.
Okay, wait, how much, how much do you item?
Nice Galvis now.
Wait, we can maybe look for a Baron play?
Thoughts?
Oh.
Baron, are you Baron?
My client wants to farm Red Buff first.
But actually, wait, wait, no, but Red Buff's important.
I want Red Buff.
Okay, okay, now you have to go bot lane or up your E.
Wait, Jinx, you can fight this.
Okay, yeah, Jinx, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Globs, Globs, Moona engage, Moona die for Jinx,
die for Jinx now.
Don't die for him, but like we're going to go on one of them
Yes
Okay, you don't need to are okay, that's fine. Yep. Good. Also. You can move up. Take care
Jinx you do not let me get the kill. He's fucking with us. Why are you all guys?
Take us to take us to now take the next week. Take the next week
Oh, take the next wave then take the dragon.
Muda doesn't deserve shit.
I tried casting you.
So Muda.
Dragon.
Yes, Muda.
Muda.
So Dragon Lord.
Genki Farmsbawd.
Muda to Dragon now.
Push the wave mid.
Don't let it take it.
Push the wave.
Yeah.
Okay.
So now Genki.
You have to be Muda.
Yeah, you have to be.
Yeah.
Now go Dragon.
Yeah, this is good.
You could look for it.
Go Dragon right into your game.
Dragon right into your game.
No because you see them all on the map. Okay, so now recall this is good guys
Come on come on. They're gonna find me
Why are you flashing?
Okay, can see going on this cue. Oh, no, you have ease
What up? What the fuck was that?
All right, perfect. Oh, bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Perfectly
So that all right now, what's it? So Jin see I just wait before you buy anything
I want you to understand the difference in player between you and muda
I'm sitting here calling you God's gift to this earth because of how amazing you are and then the hums is tongue
Woulda that he has cancer think about the
He just flashed in place
I don't know. I think he's bored
Now let Buddha know that you're reveling in your superiority talk down to him
Muda we both have challenger coaches but you're flashing in place while I'm winning us
I have 5 kills, I have 2 kills
That is true, Muda has more Kp though
Muda has more Kp
But Muda can't farm for shit, Jinx is out farming him
Case closed
Muda got rekt by his own gun
Okay so now buy the steel caps
Buy steel caps
You fucking retard
Yeah, yeah, wait, yeah, you can't complete the dungeon
Yeah, no, go Baron, go Baron, Muda go Baron
Baron, Baron, Baron, Muda, Baron, Baron
Two people are dead, go Baron
We don't have to save Baron
Alright Baron, I'm coming!
Okay Mora, what you're gonna do is keep hitting the Baron.
If you have your Q3 up, try to hold it, in case somebody tries to...
Okay, no, just hit it, Jinx, you just hit it.
Ping it, ping it, ping it.
Ping assistance now.
Nice, this is good.
Keep hitting it, this is good.
Remember, 1400.
Then after you're gonna wanna play on the Scuttle Crab.
I'm going to save my 5 seconds, Michael Scott, okay, so we're going to get to the end of the game.
Alright, so again, you are reset now, go B, go B, go B and go bot lane.
Apply pressure on bot lane, okay?
You guys are not going to see me for a while.
Yeah, take everything now.
You're going to play bot lane and let your teammates play top.
So either play 3-1-1 or 4-0-1.
Okay.
Yeah, no, no, no, don't recall, go top, go top after the gromp.
Top?
I don't know, man.
No, no, no, no, you you wasted your flash for no reason
No, I said take the wave take the wave remember if you're late against the kill you deserve the wave
Okay, now I hit the turret hit the turret hit the turret turret turret might bring two or two people for you
Okay, okay, but you can fight them. That's your right. I'd run away
It's happening. It is right
Sit down Warwick you patent
All right, don't be scared. No Jinxie open up your shop. You're gonna want to buy deaths Dan says your next item
Okay, I can't hear you over that 60 CS difference you are so ass
Watch so it's late game puts the out which killed him and a half to that game. I must do the he's scaling though
He's scaling well, bro. The only thing Muda scaling into us the next game where he'll be able to give Jinx even more waves
No, you're gonna do it. So now we're gonna talk about focus and then plan the dragon. Dragon is gonna be up soon.
Yeah. Okay, pushing. Now, GenC, but what are you? You can dive him. You can dive him. You're the main character, bro.
So the main character needs to get all the resources. So if Muda is ever getting too many resources
We need to make sure that he spreads the fucking wealth. Am I right?
Now go for the drugs
Yeah, you are so now Jin see right now Muda is like the
the the fuck yeah yeah yeah I'm getting you all the flower so how do we
congratulate our peasants when they make us wealthy yeah okay keep pushing
keep pushing sure yeah you're you're you're really strong you have three
players here oh shit just make your party okay so Jinxie play for the rest of
bot side and then afterwards you're gonna all look out in the crowd into the
I told you to stay but it's because you could end yes, and we won that you're not a pussy. We won that game because of me
Exactly. Yes. I I was yes, mom. What'd you say?
I want you to read out the garrons username
I'm not going to lie Jesus
All right, one way
Yo, I'm gonna say is listen would I did really good at making sure that your waves were nice and toasty for Jinx
He when he made his way mid lane so get shit for that
The kind of play that you have to learn how to last thing use your cue to last thing
I don't do that much damage.
And you see, you see, you see him?
So, things I've learned today, things I've learned today,
never being a call with Jixi and Daugtess alone,
you will end up with your pants down and getting your head off my full size.
Second of all, second of all,
buy a fucking flight to Florida
and burn this motherfuckers PC down
for taking my mid-lane every time.
I'm not a person. I don't have a heart or emotions. I have a piece of shit disgusting League of Legends master e-player
And I play jungle with Warwick and that's to me
I listen to anything my coach says why because my coach is disgusting piece of shit
You wish the highest right of the game so if my disgusting piece of shit coach who plays 25 hours a day got challenger
He's telling me to take your way. I'm gonna take fucking way. You can go fuck yourself and I am his vessel
Okay, what are now this is where you miss their code if you're if your jungler takes your wave you follow him for the rest of the
Game and his jungle cancer just try to try to last okay, so now jingsy jingsy
This is where I give you advice if he does that you contact you loving
If he comes your latest might say that's also banable, okay
You follow his camps.
Muda, all I'm going to say is you must have not read the fine print, bro.
When you queue up for a game with Jinxie, you agree to the fact that your minions belong to him.
So if you don't like it, bro, all you got to do is knock Q up.
The second you press Q up, you agree to those terms and conditions.
And standard rates definitely do apply, so thanks for the cannon.
What is the absolute fuck is wrong with you two?
You guys are sick in the head.
You guys are just sticking the fucking head.
Yeah, we're here seven days a week from fucking 5.
Are we queuing again?
I'm hiding, I'm hiding, I'm hiding on the screen.
Hold on a fucking minute.
I just screened, I just screens, I just screens.
We have 30 second delay.
No, we don't need to hide, but,
uh, Humphrey, you need to hide, you need to hide
because it's a black guy.
I'll hide, I'll hide it, don't worry.
Yo, also, uh, Jixi, I'm actually serious.
Yo, I'm gonna take my mid lane every end.
I swear to God, I'm falling with all your-
Mota, you're gonna be,
you're gonna be a second minion pet, okay?
Yo, yo, uh, all I'm gonna say is,
true lovans on speed dial good luck with that one true what's up and he takes
away again you have to follow him okay you have to do that it says you have to
put your foot down don't let them keep taking your way you're right you're right
you're right this is where you turn the page I will like this entire game yeah
if you ever come in yeah you understand me do you understand yo I'm you know
what I'm gonna say is if you do that yeah if you even think about touching my
red or blue buff fuck that don't take his way and don't take my way motherfucker if
what do you want my game rugs I will literally get on the phone with you
laughing at three minutes don't touch my fucking cancer I am I am the completion
of thought that okay thought that's what do you think Daddy Warwick or you what
do you think I think we need to hit him with the Warwick special this game got
it so now we're gonna see what you don't know I mean who knows my you know
it's useless anyway it doesn't matter yeah I watch your fucking talking to
pow you shit can't play her 7000 damage last game I think if I put my
oh no no no no no no 7000 you fucking make lane stealing bitch yo Muda I think
I've heard of iron players that are able to get more than 4 s per minute so I
why weren't you able to oh maybe he did 14k damage okay dude he could have done
14k fucking laps around the Walmart I don't give a fuck what he did 14k to 7k
man you guys see us mugged hums if you get yes mugged he got damaged my my
guy got damaged yeah but okay hums hums you know that's like bro it's like
imagine somebody's bragging right that they did the most damage in a war but
who's the one that wins the war the king Jinx is the king of the lobby if the
The peasants stole the damage for him, it just allows him to spend more time farming
and acquiring resources while they do all the labor.
I am the Kim Jong-un of League of Legends.
Well your Benjamin Ninten Yahoo the way you're stealing my name, you fucking pussy.
They don't fuck away from my mid-life.
That was fun.
It's true.
Wait Doctor, why aren't you going to take his ways though?
Hums because what else is he supposed to do when his camps need to be respawned well his camps are up his camps are also just farm his camps
No, Hums listen if there's even five seconds of downtime on a jungle camp Mooda's cannon's gone
If there's three seconds of downtime the caster minions are gone. Mooda is a funnel for Jinxie. It's like Mooda's
Existence serves to further Jinxie's golden
Why would we put him on Yodi at that point? He might as well play fucking Jaleo. Okay, so ask him Mooda
No, no, he has an ego he doesn't listen so he has to stick on Jonah. He's good on that shit
So mood up maybe if you weren't so self-centered and you're actually a team player for once
You'd be able to walk in a champion that could help get to you
Information to your fucking player
I'm going to say is my client my student was able to get bronze with a higher weight
than you even though he ignored the level of process.
We're getting smurfed on by a Garen and instead of admitting to it that we're getting smurfed,
This motherfucker says why you gave me the fucking time travel device
Okay, and the order is hard. Okay. Wait if I was retarded then why did the ritual work you fucking moron?
It's cuz it's cuz the coaches here now he's performing no
Coach here that's guys arms put your hands in there everyone hands in the air
Yeah, it does time machine time machine go away
Losers come back another day
Time this okay guys
32 1 time machine time machine go away loser come back another day
Time machine go. All right. We're gonna walk in. Okay. This is the time guy again. Okay, dude
We are actually get the time machine right here. Okay. That's echo
You know, we want the same guy. Yes. Yes, you can always fight him. Just remember his is W
Okay, he is close. No, Jinxie. Listen. It's gonna be as fuck for us right now
You'll kill him. We'll kill him. They don't fight him fight him fight him fight him fight him
All right, all you gotta do Jinxie all you gotta do is just talked about folk here
It's real we just make it consistent. Is that that you don't get you can see I want you to smite this second
You get in range of the gromp like already spined it now now smite you three. I'm cute. Thank you. Thank you. They go good
She's up in the second there you go
Make sure you say you're flashing
I
Can you take heal instead of flash next game so you can heal jinx when he's low HP in this jungle
Okay
Oh, yeah, this is free. Hey, I died now
Yeah, wow. Yeah, so Jamesy. Jamesy. Do you want to know what I see on my screen? I see a fucking condominium there
What how are you so bad?
Okay, so now go for the red
Like we could have been patient. I don't know why we're doing that. Why are we why are you talking to fly?
You missed! What if you missed the timer? What do you mean?
I missed.
It took you ten years to flash!
Hold up, let me say this again since it didn't clock to you.
You are an iron midlaner and you're getting coached by a challenger.
Shut the fuck up and become his vessel.
Become his vessel or exit the call.
What a faggot!
You gotta listen, do not talk back, okay?
You are an iron-ass daddy and that's it!
Okay, so now Jyncey, you're gonna-
You got questions, you fucking idiot?
Yeah! How come Jyncey- How come Jyncey let's say it's called to eat on the street?
Exactly!
Listen to me, bro.
Jaycee never disagrees with me.
I'm thinking for you.
Yeah, maybe because...
maybe because Dante's called Jaycee a fucking god.
I didn't own you a caravan.
What about that?
Jaycee ganged us. Ganged up.
Free. This is free.
Free, free, free. Last, last, last.
No, no, this is free.
Jaycee, Jaycee, Jaycee.
Nice. E, E.
two three get a q3 okay you can look for a trade you can all of a
Okay come on Sue hold Q on that hold Q
Nice that's my fucking spinning baby
Get carried Mura
No it's an execute what?
Execute
Mura get carried you dumb shit
It's W W W W
Okay Jynxie
W W W W
Right Tiamat and then get the tier one boots
God I'm so much better than you Mura
Jynxie the boots man the fucking boots man please
Okay, let's say Muda now you need to the last okay, okay you cute thing you look for an all hey
Okay, so now let's have fun. Do not let him farm. You can kill him talk to about there talk about folk there
Don't let it. Let's see how bad mood is fucking everything up. Oh, you got a double kill
All you miss it's okay, you could have killed him there
It's fine. It's fine. He wants to reset. What are you gonna do here now mood up?
There you go. Okay, that shit. So Jin see my mood is
Shocking in it.
He's got everything, he's got everything.
Like, he just thought of a little compute.
Folk clear and then dragon soon.
Hums, your student better fucking be on that dragon
when Jinx is done with his cards.
He will be, he will be.
Careful of the W.
Wait there, Moomoo.
No, don't move towards him.
Jinxie.
No, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck all of you.
Muto, you need better awareness, bro.
What the fuck?
I'm not helping shit.
No, you are.
You're going to help him clear those minions
because he's not alive to do it.
There you go.
Get the wave.
There you go. Get the next one too.
He died twice.
That's the way.
Their jungle came mid first.
You fucking disgusting piece of shit.
He messed up Flash.
He died multiple times.
The only jungle...
What are you following the jungle?
Help him. Help him.
Help him.
Let's get this guy.
I don't want him.
Nice.
Perfect.
I'm such a carry.
You suck, Mooda.
You fucking suck.
Okay.
Okay
I didn't feed your mid laner, I killed your echo you dumb ass kid be grateful I'm even on your team
Let's let's get
Jingsy jingsy jingsy I want you to get Krugs you're gonna bubble six then you're gonna get dragon
Muda Muda listen
I don't give a fuck if you're gonna get an e-murism or a stoker an epileptic seizure
You're asked about my fucking dragon when jingsy's done with this Krugs
Dragon fuck you
Okay
Now you're gonna get six soon. Okay. Okay. You're six. Okay. You're six first. No, no, no, no, he's gonna all in you
Okay, Jain see um, maybe look but but but but but but yeah, okay, so Jain see I want to press W now press
I'll be down this is easy. Okay now going on this
Nice you don't have to alter okay, it's fine. Okay nice. Go dragon go dragon
That's what I like to see
Okay, that's it. Okay, now no dragon. No flash all on a moment. Fuck his flash. I'm gonna fuck about it. We want dragon mood
I'm gonna get three games right here. Drag it right here. Drag it right here. I go fight them. I don't just like them
Forget about the dragon. Okay, Jason. You can turn
Turn turn turn turn. We go for this. Walk up to him. Walk up to him. You got this
Okay, this is good, this is good
Nice
You can just back off. This is good.
Very good. Very good.
Sniaghan won the recall, Jyncey.
Coach the crashing. Coach the crashing. I'm dead.
No, you're good.
Very good rotation. Very nice.
Jyncey, just back him in the call.
You like that though? You like that rotation by my student?
You like that shit, you motherfucker?
Do you like that kill, you pussy?
He gets one J.
He gets one dungeon, bitch!
He can't, no cannon for one time.
If you make a mistake for that play.
Okay, Jyncey, go to the boobuff.
You want the boobuff now.
Talk to Bot Folklare.
Fucking loser.
I should know, go to the bot, this is fine.
Bot to talk Folklare, Bot to talk Folklare.
I am the carry.
You should speak to me.
Mooda, you should speak to me.
Freeze.
I am the carry.
Freeze.
Now, Jengzee, listen.
We're going to have to spiritually overwhelm Mooda
if we want to take down his resistances to giving you gold.
Very good, Mooda.
So we're going to do Jengzee.
While you're farming, I want you to hold your left hand
on your brain and try to channel energy
to make Mooda submit to your will
while you're Folklareing.
Do it.
What type of phytonic energy is this?
Yes!
Like that!
Good!
Yes!
In the motherfucker's season!
Carefuls W, careful.
What?
I mean, can you look for a gangmate?
On the screen!
No, I don't want you to die.
It's a fire student!
Yeah, get away, get away!
Listen, take the weight back!
Oh, get off!
I have my...
Can you look for a gank mid?
No, I don't want to die.
It's a player student.
Take the wave.
I have my...
Killed?
Take the wave.
Take everything.
Okay, nice. Now go for our mobs.
For our mobs.
Okay, careful, careful, careful. Just take the play and that's it.
Take the play, yep, and go back.
Okay, just get the wave now.
Two, three, the whole wave, okay?
the whole way okay there you go not w there you go okay now jinx you listen
wolves blue and grump muda if you ever steal a kill again we're gonna send out
more of our spiritual energy I'm gonna do it too I don't care I don't care you
from three times this game I'm keeping fucking counts bro that's gonna be a
jinx these pocket if you disagree one more chaos drew leaven's gonna send the
black fans I'm not students on welfare he has no gold right now he doesn't have
many of the kills you took his wings okay then if he doesn't have any gold then
let Jinxy get it so he can invest into Blackrock. He has four kills! Bro you're mad greedy. No,
Hums listen it's not greedy. Jinxy's the main character you would never give the
NPCs in Skyrim the sort of oblivion would you? Same thing in League. Well Muta is
the chosen one he needs the gold too. Go for it! Go for it!
look man look man look man you can bite this
I couldn't at all
I swear about it if you can
go go go
ok take the wave take the wave
you fucking piece of shit
eq eq mura eq
Allah
10 years later
take the kind of the crab and then take the wave
the next wave
the next wave is the canyon wave so we're gonna take that from him
yes sir
Listen, I'm your brain you do when I say something just do it don't think just do
Yeah, go by God. This is good. This is good. Okay, go on
That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That was W. That was W. E
Just back off just back off
We call it we call get better in case
Very nice
How do you miss every single fucking cannon?
I'm the terrorist you miss every single fucking cannon
Jinksy look at how bad their coaching relationship is
Jinksy Hums, let me tell you it's a student gap every time I tell Jinksy do anything
He does it and he never forgets it ever. I know damn one murders
I know his fucking desks outside the classroom. He doesn't listen to his teacher. What like why are you here?
Yeah, but why don't be with a why are you here man? No, like he's staying mid just go be
I fucking hate you guys
Why you I said don't be mood aha, you're not listening listen, bro. Let's yeah, no
I've been greedy
Yeah, so we're gonna do first though. Okay, mood. Are you not recalling anymore? We need you on track
You have to go by 5.5 he's in a 1.5. He needs to reset. He's gonna lose
Well, listen just just listen
That's good. Now you spent all your gold. Okay, go for this. Let's take drag. Let's take drag
Let's take drag together and take drag
Jinx, let's work together and take drag. Okay, motherfucker. Okay, Jinx back up. You don't want to rock up your end. I back up back up
We're gonna go to them fast try to go for them. Look what's happening. What are they by virgins? I didn't know that
Fuck you, Muma. I can't fight that.
Why is the Muma allowed to pull me in?
Wait, wait, wait. Look, just look. Just look. Just look. See what's happening.
Okay, you can't. You can't, you can't, you can't.
What are we going? You can't. Go back in it.
I know a Muma could just pull me in to like, Diddy's Chamber, okay?
Yeah, he pushed me in.
You know Wonder Ludwig made this. God damn it, Ludwig.
Okay, so now listen, GenC,
Out of base, you walk straight to that dragon.
Muda, you better be on that dragon, like Exxon Toast.
They're already on it. They're already on it, though.
I guess I didn't tell you bro.
He's dead.
Don't move.
No.
Hums, Hums, I'll coach, bro.
I'll coach.
He's, no, no, no.
The guy standing still recalling.
He missed an ER while he was recalling.
Hums, Hums.
How?
I can't feast that.
Your job as a coach, your job as a coach
is to make your student feel like God,
even if he does the most horrendous play ever.
You should be making, make dick-sucking sounds for him, Hums.
You need to.
I don't know.
Ok, listen, Mudo, you have your board, you have your spike, can you make things sound
right now please?
Mudo, I do that for you.
Alright, I know, listen, Jinxie, what we're going to do is, we're going to go back to
our coaching apprentice.
Yup, exactly.
I do that for you, Mudo.
Ok, so now listen, Jinxie, you're going to look for the Raptors after the Raptors, I'm
going to want you to sit there.
No, ok, I'm bored.
Then you go, roll the scrump and then play on the crab.
Got it.
All right, this is free now. This is free now. You're going wolves. Okay guys, listen lift held up in 20 seconds
We need to all be on this shit. Okay. Well, you can always fight here. You're very strong. Remember
What if you're not on ripped herald, I'm calling through
Okay
I wanted to look on the herald, okay
Okay, yeah.
Try to EQ if you can.
All right, so now you just got this?
Free Herald now.
Same as, same as, same as, same as.
Let him walk up.
If he walks up, then you EQ, okay?
EQ.
You don't need to EQ through, just look for trades.
No, Jinxie, the problem right now is that
Mude is depressed, so we need to fill up his confidence.
That way later, we can flame him again,
and then he's gonna give us more energy.
So we need to focus on complimenting him
after this Herald, okay?
Okay.
All right.
He it's okay easy. He's all pretty good. Get this now finish it
Pessie Pessie now get the eye get the eye. Oh
My god, you you if they get there kill it does kill them
Every night like imagine if you were just there on nice God
You're such a worthless piece of shit imagine if you were there on time none of us dying
We auto win God you are so bad
You're so bad!
I have a lane, so worry about...
Fuck!
Stryed Baker, do we look on plated steel caps?
Yeah, just look for steel caps.
Yeah, get that, and then buy the, uh, buy the Titanic Hydra components.
What do you do here now?
Okay.
Good, very good.
Ping your, ping your ball and go mid lane now. Now you need to go bot lane.
okay so listen this is what we're gonna do okay look for the uh krugs after the
krugs i wanted to look on the bot gank all right yes yes he can actually look
now though he got so now they're over sending okay never mind uh yeah look now
let's see press i'll be press i'll be running going going going she's gonna
she's gonna go up yep yep still a kill jason still a kill no very good
They got him, push.
Okay, keep chasing, keep chasing.
This is free.
Fuuuuck!
Very good, very good.
How did I not steal that?
It's fine, spend the cannons, my cannons, my cannons.
Fuck.
What, are you just going mid lane?
Okay, listen.
Jynxy, Jynxy, take the Crablet, smite it.
Mood is going to try stealing it from you.
Smite it, smite, smite!
Good.
Okay, now go take mid.
I should have fucking broken.
Go take mid.
Now, now go, go, go, kill Akko.
Kill Akko, this is free.
Yes, of course, yes, of course.
Yup, running down.
Go in! Mooda, go in! What the fuck?!
Oh... Oh...
Take the cannon, take the cannon, boy, fight!
Okay, that's fine.
Nice.
Alright, so now...
Mooda, we're doing a minion you've worked with, piece of...
No, I wasn't. I have fucking ulted.
No, no, to be fair, my client was trying to get his Q3,
but he could have been a little bit faster.
He's just a little bit slow.
So listen...
He has extra time.
Well, we're gonna do now.
Jinxie.
Raptors?
Wolf's Gromp?
Raptor?
We're gonna look on the dragon.
Mooda, remember, we can't win trade in this scenario,
so we're gonna have to think about these shadows pervade.
I
Okay, so now wolves you know what fuck it mooda dragon now we need you on it
Okay dragon after turret yes, yes, yes, yes now go dragon after turret mooda or I will have
be below you guys okay they're right there you guys in turn you guys to turn
what a turn turn turn yeah and then hold cue hold cue hey some chase him
drinksy chase him yeah you know what I do don't you dare don't you there don't
you there they give me give me give me all right now get back now get back
yo teach him how to dive teach him how to dive teach him how to dive okay you
guys both dive in dive in dive in don't dive don't listen to hums hums is wrong
go take drag
Nice mood off you need him so now go for the dragon
Alright there we go that's what we like to see back to back wins now we're in winners queue
Oh god
Jinxy, just go on the dragon, you're fine.
Just smile at him.
Just smile at that motherfucker!
Hold your Q!
Yo, Muda, put a sock in it, Jin.
Okay, now Jinxy.
Yo, it's cute. Hold it.
Okay, that's fine.
Okay, so now listen.
Jinxy, go for the boobop here, okay?
After the boobop, you're going to recall by your items.
Muda, back up.
I don't know, statement, statement, what a statement.
You push white pressure white pressure you bought a real thing. Can you look?
Look what's happening?
Yes
Yeah, but you need to look brother look how we're gonna see what's happening. We're not gonna look okay, so Jinxie
Bye shit. I'm at least sorry that you're coaching us back. I need to listen to me
What do we want?
Have I ever trained in the wrong way?
Have I ever trained you? No!
Listen!
I'm genuinely getting a fucking mo-
I mean, I'm getting fucking mo-
Yo, should I report you?
Go by, go by, go by!
Here you go, bye!
Hey, Jamesy, go!
If Yone wasn't my friend, would I still report him?
He's doing good!
No, no, he's actually doing good here!
He's doing good!
You're gonna want to look on the blue after blue you're gonna look on crap, okay?
What are your your billies cuz if I didn't know this guy would have reported in four games
On that five and fifteen games you would have been reported. No, I'm gonna be honest. I'm pretty sure you're actually dead
What do you want five and fifteen?
Yes, I'm a yes. Yes, you went five fifteen coach. Was that your fault coach? You're like a miracle worker right now. I
Don't fuck people five fifteen be honest. Was it your fault? Yes, it was this fault. Yes
Yes, yes, you went 5-5-5 to get to Iron Midlaner.
Yes.
No, but he was smurfing.
A lot of smurfs against Muta, he says.
He says every game people are smurfing.
That's his get out of the jail free car.
Yeah, look man, look man.
You have your alt top, this is a free fight.
What, an ER?
Yeah, an ER.
Shot away.
Alright, go for this, go for this.
Nice.
Every time you want.
Stun the kill, stun the kill, stun the kill.
Nice.
You mother fucker.
We're gonna look for a reset first for massage then you're gonna walk me, okay?
This is free no, what are you doing?
Why the fuck has your student been in place for 30 seconds?
JC he's been in base for 35 seconds. I kid you know he probably refunded this item like seven times
I don't know how he did that shit are you useless are you my god?
I have a 300 gold body on my head. I'm doing good. I want to do a CS with my midlaner 85 CS
I'm the league copy my mid chair. Shut the fuck up wait. I couldn't hear you cuz I have more CS
I don't know what the fuck the math is doing.
Alright, Jinxen.
Jinxen.
Now look for the red.
Yeah, there you go.
I'll be you.
Okay, go on. Nice.
I did it.
You guys are end the game here.
Yep, ER.
There you go, now take the inhibitor and then you guys just hit the turrets and you win.
Easy as fuck.
Good shit.
We're gonna wait for him anyway.
Kill him, kill him, we're gonna kill him, we'll be scared.
There you go.
Wait, I remember what's on me, how do I-
Wait, back up, I know this one. Back up, don't tank. Good.
Go to Diver, I wanna see you Diver, go. Diver.
Alright, now you can just walk up and end the game. You're good.
Even if you die the game ends so it's show
the shit yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, more more kills
More kills more of this you are worthless. Holy shit. Get in the back get in the backpack like it's a shit saying like I don't know
I'm gonna say one more. Maybe one maybe one maybe one 15k damage
15k damage in a 40 minute
Wait, Jengzee, Jengzee, you remember last game when Muda was making fun of your damage?
Look at the comparison now.
Yeah, Muda, like, I'm legitimately curious, bro.
Like, what the fuck you do all game?
I'm not even kidding.
You also hinted me when I died on Reptaro, and then you came three minutes late.
Like, I should even have five deaths, you piece of shit.
I'm gonna fucking lose my fucking mind, bro.
Like I invited my coach in here, and I got worse.
Can someone tell me how I
Did you did you unadjing see no, I thought you love incendiary black vans
Because you're not his friends those anymore
That would have been what is this game you how to react fast you're not you're not being react like we act
On one week coach time on another you coach. I don't give a fucking idea
How do I want you one jimsy fuck you
It doesn't make sense anyway, that's like a point guard will be willing to center basketball join the game
I
Click on the game now right click on his name. I'm such a hard carry. What's up? Yeah, right click on the same
Oh
Wait, no, no one so click on your cog wheel. It's so clock cog wheel top right cog wheel top right
You can't send my friend across cuz he's bought so click with his block list. No, you could it could it's that that's it right?
She's another MVP. Yeah, okay. You're gonna right click in you profile. Okay. There you go. You're getting off
Why does the MVP like that is there an issue?
You are the worst fucking player guys we can't 1v1 I'm jungler and he's mid lane
It's like a point guard won't be wanting a center and basketball all we can really do is just look at the stats
One was good to be to one day then I should be to one day
I
Won't be one you if you want to hop on enemy jungler. I won't be one you every day the week
What if you play
Yone and then Muda plays Warwick, I see how you guys do yeah, I don't like that idea
I don't like that idea either.
Well, you should like that idea.
That's your favorite for you.
Yeah, you can range me. You idiot.
Yeah, I want to be earning your fatball.
You can range me.
Wait, Muta actually plays a harder champion to be fair.
No, he does it. Okay, that's delusional.
If anything, Moritz...
He does. He does.
Okay, Hamza, are you ready to get destroyed?
How many Yone Yasuo 2-tricks are there in Challenger?
Probably a lot.
Okay, how many work one tricks other and challenger not that many but that doesn't mean no
Argument dismantled instantly my champion is less effective than yours. No, it's just people how you know don't play
You're just gonna plateau. Yeah, but I don't they play it cuz it's not a good champion exactly argument dismantled
No, but that doesn't mean the champion is a more skillful my client plays a skillful champion ain't that right?
You're telling you're crying for us 35 minutes that he has AIDS
Yeah, because he doesn't listen to me. Yeah, any flashes on top of himself twice. That is true
You are ass that flashes mood
It's not not not not now mood us that is kind of true
But you guys look good mechanics. Yeah, I hate my fucking coach. I hate my coach
I'm gonna mood up mood up. Hold on. Let's ask you what why do you feel that way?
Because every time I make mistake he doesn't just he doesn't just correct me
He disolves me and shit talks to me as well fucking stuff. Why am I support? Oh?
No, that's from it after a minute. No way. He's got snipe
No place support mood up place of work wait on yes
Teach him how to play support for jungle make him play support the way I do why am I support?
That's what's happening. No, make him play support bro. You're a coach make him support
He doesn't know move them. Oh, you're talking top. It's good. It's good. This is fun. So I'm donating OTP
No, but I think what happens is I'm having on how we own do not train
Yo, they're fucking off. They're not
Okay, yo, Jamesy, I have bad news for you, bro
They you're team band to call me and the team band young mood is gonna be fucking first time in this game
Okay, it's actually time Annie
No, no, it's time for Annie got to lock in Annie
Don't says any no, no, no, no, I fucking hold says Annie. You have to lock it in
What up, what if you want to win you have to lock in Annie here
Get on in, yeah.
Wait, but he's top!
Are we sure we want a fucking Annie top?
Shit, better than him first time, I mean.
Wait, why did you just go mouth fight?
Make him go mouth fight.
Well, he's not going to know what his ability to do.
We have useless Annie, trust me, just F.A.
No, no, what do you want to play?
Who do you think you need?
I don't even know what the fuck I could play.
It's top lane.
I've never played another character.
Okay, you want to play?
How about, how about, how about mouth fight or garen?
Bo, shut the fuck up before I actually.
Yeah, play Garen top. Play Garen. Play Garen.
Play Garen. Play Garen top. No, no, no. No.
No. Why? I got it.
Bro, Muda! Muda, you're not faker, bro.
We need you on the mouth fight this game.
You know what I got? Bro, bro, bro, don't just...
You know, he really watches a faker video after every single game yesterday?
I kid you not. Really?
Every game he plays, easy.
Okay, I think...
Wait, they watched the mouth fight. Oh, god.
I'm so fucking walking
Mooda it's time. Show me. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. It's time. You're the bunk. Oh, God
Coach are they stream sniping or is this just a normal game? No, this is a normal game
But the problem is that Mooda just walk in a child. Yeah, that's literally worthless
And it's an assassin and you guys are versus four times. So he's first timing a worthless assassin versus four times for no reason
Oh, I thought for take who's a tank is just balling in mouth
Yeah, but dude, he won't be able to kill anyone else
What are you talking about? The bunk is actually good in the mouth like how's he never get the Otoff?
Okay, most of it happens
Listen, I'll talk my chat is saying GG. No, no, no, no
You're not gonna let me down here. Trust me. I will never let you scream. I fucking hate you
You gotta listen to me, okay, so wait hold on guys before this
No, no undo Doran's ring not blade
Muda play this shit Muda. Tell us more about how you feel and why you feel this way
Go on
Oh my god, no Hums Hums they're gonna go see through the coaching
But I'm hiding the map. I'm hiding the map. I don't I don't have to hide the map fully. I did I did completely
Okay, let's go on them. Okay. What up always try to auto my welcome auto QM
Yep
skate your electric pump
What's the hardy man is a fellow auto
See I snapped your we can go on
I hope you step on Legos.
I don't know, wait for your level 3 man.
Okay, so James, listen.
You know the combos Q, W, E, you remember Moodle?
I forgot, but I'll take it out.
Wait, that's not the combo.
Be careful, do not get poked down.
How does the combos EQ W?
Well, that's if he gets in range of the E.
Isn't E's same range as Q?
Like the thing is, he can be behind the minions.
Moodle, last one.
Ah, sure.
Okay, so James, listen.
Top to bottom, Folkler.
clear this game is lava
it's got his type seven six keep pushing we keep pushing if he walks up for
that minions auto and kill him yeah keep on him oh no don't be scared wait
jinx that just rise we're into the fucking ritual you we still have time
right here we're gonna have to walk in here
I'm W
Welcome to W
So now, listen, Jynxy
Play for the Raptors
After Raptors, finish on Folkler Botslide
Let's go
There you go, boom, you see that damage
Boom, almost half his HP
Always look for a QW
Wave your W3 back up
Actually, he's CS'ing right now, bro
But you're missing auto attacks
Just walk up and Q him
Yeah, okay, now
QW, E
What up?
So now, Jynxy, go for the Wolves
And now we just play for the rest of Folkler
That's perfect mudo perfect. No, no
We'll change the walls walls walls walls. Okay now
Get pop your pot
And what the very good you get so now listen good walls after wolves we're gonna look for the blue integral
It's gonna be a freebie here. You can auto him when he's under the turret so he doesn't so he didn't get our free minions
No, I'm so your map's covered right cuz they're gonna. Yeah, I don't I don't know but I
Everything's covered, but when doctor says it out loud, they know what you all
okay so now listen you're gonna go for this here and then afterwards you're
gonna go for the thing next to you last day mother last night you're gonna look
for the okay to double and double your back I got you
wait you know what I just realized what we didn't do the ritual and the time
machine got muda
Time machine is real that I repeat the time I wasn't
Yeah, it's too late it's late it needs to be done while you're in queue and then
Yep, okay, so now look at the crab
So take this one then take the other one
okay keep fighting it's fun keep hitting it
what do i hear it twice okay i'll fight this fight this
E nice Q keep fighting just keep fighting
keep fighting keep fighting you win this you win this
Q in two seconds nice we go we go we go we go
nice ok snap snap snap snap snap
okay so now quick quick go back go back go back go back get your team out
And then just went straight to the top cap.
GenC, do you want to do something crazy chat?
Two books, Muda. Two books.
Okay, GenC, you're going to go crazy chat mode.
You're going to go crab, and then you're going to invade his lump.
No, but just trust me.
Because GenC, the reason why I wanted to invade his lump,
I just trust.
Not boots?
No, no, no, just wanted to try and kill him. Trust me.
Okay, bro, I trust you, man.
I trust my coach, bro. That shit talks to me every day.
How I think you're winning the lane. Okay, so now James you get this
Flash and you flash
Okay, now take this okay, just do cute. Nice fighting keep fighting. E. Just keep hitting keep hitting you
You're a choose up in like three seconds nice now guys
His wolves his wolves his wolves get him. Okay, we're gonna get these wolves here now
Jinx you what if I told you that you smiting the crab is the reason why you didn't get his gromp
You could have gotten his gromp to what are you gonna hit? Okay?
You perform with the no, no, it's fine. It finishes finishes. He can't do shit to you go up to him
You're a- Oh, okay, I'm off my seat.
Keep the wave here, keep the wave.
He's losing a lot of minions.
He lost whole week.
Hey, Muda, appreciate you for letting me know Malfi's running at me.
You are so brain-dash.
Oh my fucking god.
You are fucking brain-dash.
Aw, I'm learning.
I don't have the right to put this-
You are brain-dash!
You are a character that I am in a mouth!
He's freezing.
He's freezing the way-
Tell me that he's coming!
Okay.
Shut up!
What, are you minding the arc on the right?
JNC, you need to read all chat right now and go to your gromp.
Okay, don't freeze, do not freeze, don't freeze, don't freeze.
You can't freeze us, you have to reset.
Okay, so this is where you're gonna go, okay?
You're gonna go wolves, then gromp, and then afterwards drag it.
You thank too much.
Bro, Huns, can you make him stop fucking freezing?
But it's free Jinx! Maybe it's time for Gota to come and get it from the tree!
Get a refill! Jinx, he looked top!
Dude, Jinx is only looking top if there's a cannon for his time.
He's like the witcher!
Okay, listen, let's make a deal. Let's make a deal.
Yeah, so listen, Jinx is the witcher.
You got a free kill, and a cannon if you look top.
Okay, so Jinx, what do you think about that? That sounds like a good trick.
I want the dragon.
Yeah, so we'll do dragon and then afterwards we can recall.
Muda, that cannon has Jinxie's name written all over it. Do you understand?
No, it doesn't. It doesn't. He's not going to make it.
Yeah, not this one, but the next one.
Yeah, you're a fucking terrorist.
Muda, you can lie to him though. You have a burst. He doesn't have a burst.
Okay, never mind. Jinxie, they're trying to corroborate.
So we're not going to go for Gangtop. They're going to try to fuck us out of the cannon.
Okay, smite this at 600. Smite at 6.
Smite at 6?
Q?
Nice. Go and go!
What's the combo?
Q R W E
Nice keep fighting keep fighting. No chase him. I'll chase him. I'll chase him. I'll you are W. E
Okay, it's gonna be a big burst. Oh, you know walk away walk away and recall in the bush right there
I'll be there. Just like just just uh, W back. Okay. No, James. You don't forget to buy the pork because you bought
And kiss my hand
No
Blathering King Blathering King pop your pot keep keep you can now QW
Hearing the fuck hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him qw qw qw
So under the turret power bro shut up you can you can you can see the tower range
You can see it. Jinxie. Have you ever watched the Witcher before? No, okay anyways
They have a song in it. So I want you to sing toss a cannon to your Jinxie
There you go perfect and every time you gang someone slain this game you're gonna say that
Okay, so now you're gonna go Krugs into Raptors, and then with Jones again
Yes, we kill top QRW E mood up. We have to do it fast
You got it
For the bloodsend for the bloodsend
Nice
Okay, so now look for the crab look for the crab
What do you have to shove this and help help drinks to get at the crab
Oh, no, wait actually actually look for the look for the blue buff try and wait
It's okay. Now you press B press B. I actually know you're not fucking go crab into our grubs
Okay, what you're gonna do now mother get a boot get get the boot and the book, okay?
I'll get a book
We're gonna go here now
You do it. You shot. Oh, fuck you and I say fuck me up. Yeah, I'm giving the bread and butter
I'm gonna ask you to mute you. I'm actually to mute you. Look at that
You know what? Yeah, you know me. I want to say you perform. Let's see it. All right
Let's see another five and 15 before me
Hums, Hums, go mute for two minutes.
Hums, go mute for two minutes, let's see if anything ends up happening.
You know what, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to see it, go ahead.
Okay, look at Jinx, he looked for the Raptors.
Now I want you to drone top, and Jinx see, while Muda is laning, I want you to criticize him,
so you psych him out of performing well.
Okay, got it. Muda, make sure you're last heading.
go for the wolves
alright now criticize muda again fast
you have a timer
muda last hit last hit
the cannon the cannon dipshit the cannon
why are you like that
okay good
so now just fight for the wolves
out of the wolves
you're gonna want to look on the blue
into uh
into gromp
now when you start clearing the bruh
the blue buff
I want you to look back top
and start criticizing him again
shut the fuck up
Oh no.
You win this, you win this, go on, go on.
You win, R.
Yo, I'm gonna be the shithead of everyone in this fucking college.
Fucking pluses.
Something that's seriously fucking well with everything I want to do.
Okay, Hums, I have a bet for you.
Me and Yui both go mute right now.
First student to get a kill, the coach has to get the other guy 10 subs.
I like like the student that didn't get the kill. Okay, but I made it
Wait, what is my diet? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I didn't say oh my god. Oh
Yeah
all right some mood up both of our kids are muted you think you're better on this character
I'm not as confident no bro but if I was on Yone yes yes but I have a better win percentage
than you yeah because 99% of the games you fucking play because you have this fucking
dickhead in your ear. I'm a fucking literally rage.
I had someone in my ear telling me I'm a god at it three seconds but I got to ace every
game.
Okay, it's okay. We're looking good in this game, okay bro? Just don't fuck around.
First one to get a kill wins. First one to get a kill wins.
Um, I'm gonna make a fucking flag.
God, because if you're watching this, somebody kill Zyra.
I got you, coach.
Nope, we go drag.
Katelyn, come here, dumb bitch.
Sorry.
I'm going for that.
Wait, mouse coming. Hold up.
I'm holding the fuck out of me.
That's a dragon. Don't get out of line. Don't be iron. Don't be iron.
That's a fucking dragon.
That's got a dragon for us, Muda. And I have more kills than you and more CS than you.
I'm gonna light my PC on fire if I ever play League again with you, ever again, every fucking
this fucking dance that's gonna my fucking ears do, because I'm just a jades.
That's just so fucking aides.
Hold on, I can look around here.
I should recall but I'm gonna get a kill before you do.
Yep, there it is.
I have a better co- Yes!
I gotta kill him for you!
Let's go Jinxie!
Mudo, like, brother are you gonna play the game? You're just fucking AFK!
That doesn't even mean it.
He literally just muted me.
Hello, am I muted?
So much fun, why not?
The whole time I'm watching Mudo play, I kid you not, the mouth is walking up, hitting the minion and Mudo's playing back.
How? You're playing a mage! Walk up and fight!
Yes, I'm on your team. I bless you, Keel.
I'm literally... I'm gonna kill myself before I ever step in the league again with you guys
in my entire life.
Yo, Muda! I hope you know you're getting Stockholm syndrome into liking this.
Tonight you're gonna dream about this situation and it's gonna make you so hard, that you're
gonna wake up in the morning and have to relieve yourself to the sound of our VC once again.
How does Jinxie always listen to doctors?
Can you teach me the way
You want to actually know hums you want me to tell you listen to me. I want you to watch watch
All right, jing see who's the greatest fucking player on the planet me who's the person
I think I was gonna look up to one day me
Who's the person that when you walks in your lane you want to fucking drop your pants get fucked in the ass by him and
Then give him all your gold because of how much he deserves it me so you better fucking walk barred right now and still
fucking
Steal the kills and seal the wave it belongs to you. You are the fucking NC
Bro, press W get your fucking double and then get the goddamn wave
That's why I like to see now what if he doesn't listen to all that you just said
No, he will and the thing is it's like asking what if a vegetables a fruit hums, you know I mean take the cannon
I
Can wait hums do you want to try out?
Doing my method on mooder right now like if he unmute
He's gonna try something new
No, no, I don't give a fuck. I don't know fuck. I don't care. I'd rather I'd rather be coachless than take coachless guy like ever in my life
Okay
So now he's AFK the whole time. I'm telling what combos to do. He's sitting back
I've never seen an aggressive mouth fight against a range. Hums. Listen me
This is what you have to do then what you have to do is if your student refuses to listen to you
You need to stand up right now and start doing a zesty little ritualistic dance to send your spiritual sexual energy
To accompany him on this journey. That's what I can't do that. I got a man boobs. I don't want to shake it right now
Do the homes homes
Put your man boobs together and pretend you're giving him a tit job
Yes
Okay
Okay now listen, Jinxie, you're gonna look for the Raptors, finish the Folk Clear, drags up in about a minute.
Coach, I'm literally, I'm just feeling, I'm just fucking, I'm the fat guy now.
You know what I mean? You're the fat guy?
Wait Jinxie, you can look for a gangsta man, yes, yes, yes.
Shut the fuck up, Hums! You ain't fucking doing your postman!
You are not fucking a mind!
Yes, so Hums, if your suit emutes you, you need to do zesty ritualistic dances to accompany him on his tour.
its journey bro start being committed please okay so now jingsy go for a
bank you know jingsy while you're ganking but I want to take one hand off
your keyboard and start pretending that you're making them go down on you do it
now fast one hand off the keyboard just right click them to death nice now do it
do it do it fast yes see now you're spiritually sexually mentally and
and physically dominating them in every way.
Easy as fuck.
Coach, I'm dead.
It doesn't matter, even if you die.
1,000 gold on them is with 100 gold on you,
because of how much better you are.
Who gives a fuck if you die?
Do you understand?
Got it, yes.
Mura, Mura, am I muted?
Am I muted?
Yeah.
Mura, I'm not muted.
Hamza, he said.
No, I'd rather die.
I'd rather die.
May God kill me before I unmute this guy.
My student, he doesn't listen.
He's a disobedient.
So listen, this is Rogundar now, Jinxie.
He's just running, look, look.
He's getting ran down by a mouth fight as well.
So no, Jinxie, Jinxie, go do the dragon and then tell me how much he needs.
Look, look, he's getting won by a mouth fight.
Come on, look, bro.
I'd rather, I'd literally rather eat this game than ever, ever, ever.
Have you ever seen a little block get ran down by a mouth fight?
Have you ever seen that?
Wait, have you ever seen Jinx to get a fucking quad, John Warwick? Get a Jinx! This is your fucking quad.
Oh my god. Yes!
Wait, go mid! Go mid! Maybe you can find the mouth fight. Now type in the all chat, go mid.
Sasha I'll go mid and the walksman
No, no, no, okay back up back up you fucked up that
I have an idea mood up. Why don't we swap coaches for the rest of the game? Can we do that we swap coaches for the rest of the game?
Come on
All right, let's go. Okay. All right, JC. You're gonna get a pentakill this time. Okay. Muda listen to me right now
You you you fucking take the way right now me take the way, but you're gonna take your ass. Oh, you're gonna recall
You know you're gonna take a box straight bottom. Let's get some kills and maybe flip an opportunity
Okay, but right now we don't need to be fucking farming versus tank ass bitch. We need big cropping booty
I want you to make some booty
Yeah
Sounds I know you won't let me down drinks. I know you will
They always always use your Titanic if it's up on on
Noooo
I'm on a
Okay so now Mura
Mura
You're gonna walk straight bot here
You're gonna wait for them to walk in
I want you to jump in
Have remit
Maybe you can walk up there
Walk up there and look for a kill
Like right now we don't want you to farm
If you farm an iron you're wasting time
No no no no no
Don't do this
You can't fight here
What's my ability
What's my IQ
Do your raptors
So now what you wanna do is just hover off to the side
And then you're gonna wanna try to land your E
But just wait
What do you want me to go with
No no don't go yet
You need wait for your teams engage wait wait for your cave. You guys can't fight here. Do not fight
Think right now. Wait this time. Go to your wolf can just farm
You are the carry this could be good. This could be good. Yeah, wait for this is not good. This is not good
Don't even don't listen. Don't listen. That's a don't go in
Wait for it. Wait for it. We're waiting right now
Going going going jinks is going in now you fall
Oh, oh, oh!
Nice, this is good.
W, W, W on him!
E, E, nice!
Q, Q, Q, Q, nice!
Now we can't stop it.
Okay, now Muda, you want more?
That ain't enough for Big Daddy!
Big Daddy wants more!
That's not bad.
Amon!
Push me, push me.
This is good.
Now just wait.
Now back up, back up.
Okay, by a visage.
Wait, what's that?
See if you can look bot here.
Uh, low key bet dance.
Okay, so now this is what we're going to do.
going to do so yeah yeah go bud and they're gonna start
Got it got it. Yes, that's it. Oh, it's just your titanium when it's okay. We'll use it. So now listen
Sorry, sorry, but this is what I'm gonna do. I want you to walk back
I want you to walk back sit in the bush and then you're gonna start doing a nice little a nice little like you're gonna try to
Send up mental energy. You know what?
So start mentally sending out your brain mentally send it out
I need to you see the shield you see the purple shield that means you can't hit them
So you need to burn it first and then nice easy. Okay. That's fine. You got a flash recast. I'll be you
Do what you want to do, think the way.
So now it's the next wave?
Now it's the second time to take it.
Now you need to push it.
If you are not hard enough, you can W that R.
WR is the best way to do shit.
WR?
WR is one of the instant clear waves.
Okay, so we're...
Should I ult to minions and shit?
Yeah, you can ult to minions, so like, instant clear waves.
If you don't know who are gonna come.
So, like, give an example.
This is you can you can so now listen it's alright. It's alright
You don't hold you know you're gonna want to back up and then after we're gonna try looking for a fight soon
So wait until the bad enough for his cams. Yeah, take his cams. Yeah, so now now just run away. Just run away
You can't do shit. I
Recall because we call it gold. Yep. There you go keep fighting keep fighting
Have you there you go?
Because they're super weak standard.
Then you can get free kills.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's too late. It's too late.
Okay, so now go back with Jinxy.
And Jinxy presses W, then he can actually...
No, no, no, no, Jinxy, Dragon! Dragon, Dragon!
Jinxy, Jinxy, Jinxy, Dragon!
Wait a second.
Alright, nice. So now we made them run away.
We made them in time. So now listen.
What the fuck was that, Doc?
Jinxy, I'm your coach!
Jinxy, listen to me.
Okay, so now listen Muda take the cannon
Do dragon get your jungler shop to do dragon. Okay? Well, you found the way at 1.4. Okay?
They're ready to pass up. Nice. Okay, so now walk walk towards dragon. What's what's dragon?
We don't know if I do not fight. No, no, you have too much gold. Do not walk towards now. You need to go
Okay, Muda, this is all you are fake or Muda, you know what to do
Okay, maybe that's the team help go
Nice nice very nice
You got one Kp 25 minutes was a lot
Okay, so it's a bit more five minutes. I have more kills than my entire team. I'm so my entire
I know you're literally one of my second you started getting close to my fucking Hamza. You haven't gone a fucking kill since
He's just got seven kp 14 with dog
One one how I
Listen what we do now
Muda you're gonna want to walk
With your team and have them force a fight
Red buff, it's a crud, raptors, walls, gromp, and then look for playbots, okay?
Now, if nobody goes top, you can also go top as well, but you're just gonna want to fight right now.
Like, drone over the Yasuo. See what's going on the Yasuo.
Keep falling, keep falling.
Now chase this shit, let's go.
Always Sactanic, okay? Always Sactanic. Never leave it up, okay?
Sorry, yep.
How long is the refresh time?
Who do I, who do I, who do I?
You're gonna want to go Volibear, Volibear, Volibear.
Hop over, you might, you...
Okay, try to run away.
You can rotate after now.
Flash hot, flash hot.
I'm gonna rotate.
Oh my god.
You clean this up. Clean up.
So, unironically?
There's a double kill. There's a double kill right here.
Yeah!
Nice, I see.
Titanic, Titanic. Kill, kill, kill.
Right, now, just kill him. Just run him down.
So, Munez, the reason why you died is because Jinx's coach
made him a farm instead of fighting. Do you understand?
No, no, no, no, no. Hold Q again. Nice!
Guys, okay, go to the jungle.
I understand. I understand.
Only get on the TV. You see me? No, no, no.
that you think you have to go to the top of the
he
nice
but then it's true
not
it's not that
that's not you should be a good thing
that's not going to happen
so now move it up where you're going to be when you reach font share
you don't want to walk man outside the press
so depressing student that listed
he's not what i thought
You shut the fuck up. My student is playing perfect right now. He's doing exactly what needs to be done
You're the one that grieves him with a LeBlanc pick
No, no, no, no, I did it. He thought he wanted to play LeBlanc. That's all he knew how to play because that's slow
So now listen to him and go back. Mooda, what are you gonna do?
I just want to blast hit the minions here like just push with W. Push with W. Push with W. Push with W. There you go
Okay, I guess you have to do it.
I have to do you do I go to the house you're being is just up this inch of this and so I wanted to
Do my fight you're my fight. Yeah, I'm are our art. Okay. So now you can actually kill this guy
You in
him
Okay, go be you're sitting on 3.6k
Alright, so now what is this we're gonna do, Muda listen, push in the way, do not let your
mind get anything.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Fuck!
Boy you literally said he called me, you said I could.
Okay wait, no no no no no no.
I'll do that.
Take my talk, I'll do it.
Get, Jack show, Jack show, Jack show.
Muda, everyone that intosuit a stream sniping Smurf remember that.
Yes, he's teaching Delusional Shave.
Okay, so now what are you gonna do?
Muda listen.
You have to just push them in and then if they walk up you back off.
Raptors, Raptors and then go to Baron, okay?
Think of it like right now.
Raptors and Baron.
You're the press and you're too mean to go.
Go on, go on.
Fight this, fight this.
This is good.
No, I'm fucking basically, I don't know this game.
It's fine, you're good.
You guys can do Baron, you guys can do Baron.
Ping Baron.
Alright.
There was a Baron play and then you guys can do it.
So now Muda, you're gonna want to back off here?
You're gonna want to back off?
Oh, it's coming.
You can start at E.
Yep.
You can start at E.
And then what you're gonna do is I want you to look on the Baron.
on the baron. Try to open up here. Hey Humza, how much can I press to you every 10 seconds?
Every 10 seconds, yeah. If you see it, it always shows a number. Like if you see over
it, the number is counting down. You can always see it. Understood, sir.
Pressing it? You pressing it? You just help him out here. If they walk in, you let your
team stand in front of you, and then you just see the assassin on the sidelines, all right?
Yeah, okay. I accidentally clicked on him. That's okay. No, that's okay. It's okay. That's
all right. Okay. Try to go to his bot side. Okay. Find out the way you're gonna do it,
You're gonna want to push in this wave and let you're gonna
Know so listen thinking that think of this one
We're gonna go sing first between you and jing see the other guy gets to reap all the glory of the fight
You're such a fucking dog shit player!
Yeah, yeah, it's Muda!
Well, Muda ended.
He baited me. He basically baited me.
Muda ended.
So now, that's why what you have to do, Muda, is you need to let Jinxy go in first.
That way you follow up and you steal his kills.
Because if you go in first, they're going to bring Jinxy to those dirt kills.
Dragon dragon? Okay, yes coach.
Muda dragon, you dog shit piece of shit.
Yeah, audit. Audit. You fucking shit player.
Hey, hey, I'm a shit player with 19 kills and 211 CS. You should be sucking my dick right now
Muda listen to the back pack
Muda as your coach as your coach. I will suck Jinx's dick for you
I will take a bullet for the team Jinxie. Are you ready?
yes close your eyes and roll them in the back of your head right now
hey hey hey
hey yo
thank you
all right I got you
what the fuck
Muda I did that for you bro
be grateful
and then look for a scar grab it and bring an elder okay
sit up listen this is where we're gonna take care
elder you dog shit pieces of shit
Okay, so now, Mooda, Mooda, look on the elder here.
Remember to hit this green plant, hit it so you can heal the green plant.
The green plant, up, up, okay now breathe.
Try to hit the horse, can you hit the one?
I'm gonna try to see who the elder is.
Yep, very good.
Be careful, you might try to steal it.
JC, the moment you see it, it's below 1.4.
Oh, fight him, fight him, fight him, let's eat.
No, go in, go in, let's eat.
Good kill.
Yep, and listen, Mooda, that's what it's about, bro.
Kill on the bird belongs to you
Fucking
Jason Chase is right Jason
Chase other guy
Yeah, so now yeah, you can you can so I wanted a double you
So he him
Nice, Jason whoever comes at you just like just try to hit the turret and
Okay, so one of the reason why you died there is because you used too many
And then you are but the promise that you're ardent connect folks
So you have to do is yet to double you over the wall e him then jiggle him a little bit
Tell you
Boss a champion where you have to play it any night's right? You don't want a full sun and by the thrust
Does that make sense?
Exactly like you need to be nice if I think you can go in and go to your advantage
You want to let your cool downs reset very good?
All right, coach. I'm sorry my piece of shit. It's okay
You're not a piece of shit
He's dead he's seen the great screen
All of you are Osama bin Laden!
He's seen the game!
He's seen the greats more than a few games!
First coach in the world!
I'll tell you, I'm never getting coached by a nerd again!
What are you doing?
I'm gonna kill you!
Keep it in the tur-
Listen, listen, you and Hums, you guys can sell us out through the game.
Right now, we need to be settled.
It's the fact that you need more fucking kills, bro.
We need you to go in, and I want you to treat every fight like you're in a game of a world final.
Bring the turret, but stay away from them, okay?
Like, let's get it done now.
Cue the minions to heal if you could. Cue that minion. Yes. Yes, come to healing keep you in the meaning here
What do I do? So are you do us now? You just like
Let them push in and then afterwards when Jinxie goes in you fall behind wait you are you are not the engage remember that
Wait for your soul Jinxie and then you're gonna ult in okay wait for him wait for him wait for him
Just wait for him. You should be able to walk out. It's okay patience. Don't worry. Don't worry. You're good. You're good
You're good. Just walk out
All right, so now what you do is you're just gonna let your team walk in first you are the follow-up never forget that okay
So you do not ever want to engage first ever
Okay, you can walk is an about fine. I'll drink see okay. You can walk in
Scoop yep
Because your team is in you know you go yes
Just keep doing it more
Run it down run it down run it down.
So you see it's just like that.
So you just have to what?
Do you have any ideas?
Yes, exactly.
It's about conception. You're signing.
Like I don't need to tell you when to use what ability.
You just have to understand kind of what's going on.
Do you understand?
So hitting you press agency, okay?
Exactly, yes.
And now the craziest thing
is that it sounds just about the closer.
LeBron's an assassin so you normally want to look for a fight.
You can look for fights you better keep it. Don't be run. Don't be scared
I think they use everything on you there your teammates didn't follow up
Report for leaving a game a fk because I swear
So now what you do
back up you're gonna want to back up how much water by the lesson take a damage
he didn't like it so you can't do that yet because your midlaner so that's so
whatever I do or your jungler I want you to go top fun
Wait for me
I have a hundred and one
I have a hundred and twenty one CSF
You should do better, but you see your full build
So now you want to get it
Like, the bombs just shit
Get a pot, get a pot
Press B
The bombs just angle
Should I buy anything or no
Your full build now
Wait, actually, plus tab
Wanna see something real quick, plus tab
So now we're gonna do more
I don't know who told you that boots, but it's not good here. And then afterwards where you can do
Your red boot in your inventory, so get one more way
If they walk up to you walk away, you keep going until you see someone, okay?
You have to drag your your dragon so you can menu up. You have to sell it. Good. See
I
Open the shop and right click the boots and then get my tread
You sell it fast now get my treads there you go. It's perfect. They go
Anytime
Now take your revenge on these motherfuckers these fucking cotsuckers
Yeah
Yep, all right. Yep. You see him. You see your GenC ultimate you
Nice and the game and the game will play
No, I'm gonna kill you.
Yeah, well, I'm not seeing you guys.
You guys are my team.
Kiss my hand now.
Fuck you.
I don't even see you guys.
22 girls my team.
Fuck you.
I'm the greatest warwick in the history.
I am writer Lee.
I'm not on my character and on top.
Lee.
I don't understand you've never gotten 21.
Yeah.
Oh, you never got it.
22.
OK, I'm also I don't know.
I'm using principles and shit.
And I don't know.
It's a coach.
I don't know what to tell you.
Hey, stop it.
He got two girls.
Go on the game for us daddy daddy and the game for us. Yep. I got you daddy and the game. Okay. Thank you
So this is what we're gonna need now
Don't that's taken by
What we're gonna need now is we're gonna need hums and muda to settle it
So muda unmute hums, and you guys need to settle the beef. Yep, please
I'm gonna stop fucking baby. Never do that. Got it. I got it
What up?
No, I'm out of still.
No, you're not muted, bro.
What's up?
You did amazing.
Okay.
You did.
You did good.
How's that?
Listen, bro.
Can I just get some shit off my chest?
Yes.
Go ahead.
So yeah, I forgive you for, uh, for, I forgive you for anything that you're sorry for.
But, uh, yeah, I think I'm going to have to break up and you're never going to coach
me again.
But I, but I mean, I will, I will have you unmuted.
I will have you unmuted.
You didn't even listen to me when I told you to go in.
Yeah.
Yeah, so I yeah, that's I'm breaking up with you. You're an amazing coach. It's it's not you. It's me. It's not you
It's me
Wow, you did absolutely nothing this game. Yeah, I literally I actually
So I would have had a better KDA if I went upstairs and jerked off to you me
All right, so it's not my fault. Is that my phone for what you did? No, no, no, no, no
No, not at all I
I legit wait what's your win when the lost and what's your what percentage I like to check that it's 32 wins 38 losses
Me oh, I remember my first beer
Absolutely insane, uh, how do I even check my fucking win rate?
Okay, so why wait do you open on G? So this is what do so there's a site here. I'll show you okay
Is everyone gonna look at my screen?
Yes, sir
Do you guys want to do a side-by-side comparison?
Yeah, the two of yours. Okay. Yes. I'm already not this game though. Not this game. No, not the game but general stats
Okay, so what I coach more than he's on Jonah. He does good
We'll see about that. We'll see about that comes
Okay, so Jesus I have a 45% win rate. Okay, so the difference is right now
Let him talk
before the four out of the
I'm never I'm never in his ear
though most of the games
before he says Jinxie you play
maybe like like a couple of
games that their brother
off stream without Don't and
then when you're on stream all
you do is play with Don't when
I'm on stream I never play like
maybe once every like four
days one second one second
though would you like a medium
Alright, now here we go. Let the shout-outs of talk. Okay, so let's look so mooder right now has a
45% win rate, but he just won his last game. So it's actually at 46
So mooder has a 46% with 32 wins 38 losses. He has a 48% on yon
25% on the callee
Holy and then it's your personal Yasuo and 100% of the bond now his yon and a callee stats
He averages eight and seven and eight and eight. Okay, so now we'll look at Jin see
Jin see actually has a
49% win rate one game away from 50
He has a 60% on it on Warwick with 42 games
52% on Master Yi with 29 games
Yeah, and then we're gonna ignore all of these ones so on Warwick
He averages seven and seven and on he averages three and five
But what's what's what's what is taking on Yonex?
It's Katie is eight and seven, but that's still good. He has more kills though
So the thing is what it looks like is it looks like how's this what I think an easier role
Manish like dongle
They're different though. They're fundamentally the hardest role again. No, it's not true
That was all about strategy and you have to be all over the
Yeah, like I'm gonna be honest
I'm gonna be honest and hums if you disagree with me
I think they're trolling
Telling Muda to freeze the wave constantly is probably the worst thing that you could tell him in this
No, it's not because it allows him to play the game because it's gonna keep playing ping pong if he frees the wave
He can actually fight but if he's in the way
Listen, if you have a few realms
Shoven Rome
Roman is not good in this elo. That's not that's not how it works
If he freezes it which he knows how to do surprise like surprisingly
He learned that really fast and he's doing it good, but he doesn't look for an opportunity when it's fighting
I like that. He's not getting surprising because it's actually a hard skill to do and he learned it fast
You're your main champion you have a 48 win percentage and my main champion have a 61%
So I'm most of those games. I wasn't coaching him though down when he was it
Wait, if you go down look go down go down go down. Okay. Look look you see all of them
the MVPs right there?
But the 14 and five is six, all the way to the three and 12.
Those games I coached him.
A big difference.
That was all-
You coached him and he went three and 12.
He was legit tired.
No, he was legit really tired that day.
How tired was he?
God damn it.
I think he was like nine hours and seven hours.
Nine hours of playing League of Legends.
Straight.
Nine hours of playing League of Legends.
I don't do it deep.
Listen, listen.
Oh, look at the MVPs when I'm in his ear.
And he listens to me.
Today, he didn't listen to me.
Okay, listen, Jixi, how about we do a thing?
How about we play mid for a hundred gifted?
No, how about we leave this?
First person to silver has to get,
or no, first person to silver has to admit
the other one's better at League of Legends,
on stream and you can't do any takes and backs.
For Broke Rods four, come on, come on, let's do it.
First one to get silver, first one to get silver
has to, the other guy has to admit that he's better.
Get as many codes as you want, I don't care.
I can see it.
I'm gonna go on board again
before they have to start to do it, you fucking suck.
Want to get the 200 gifted 200 gifted. Yes, we're gonna get okay. You want to get that forever. We can silver first. Yeah, and
Yes, they have to admit the other one is better. Yes on-screen. Yep. Okay
And and and when you admit that the other person's better you need to wear a cosplay of the other person's choosing
Yes, okay, okay. Yeah. Yeah, okay
No, I will get silver before you I promise you're gonna plateau motherfucker. You're gonna plateau. Yeah, right, right win every game I play
No, now go to my last two games now. All right, let's look
So James, I want you to understand that right now your bronze 469 LP. You are literally
Less than two games away from bronze three and you only have the same LP right now
Are you guys in LP? He's James. He's slightly higher because his MMR is better because it's better
Yeah, okay
Yep, all right, bro. I gotta get off. I'm in
Yo, um, yeah, mood up first one to silver the other guy asked you what you do you can get coaches
I got that test bro. I have
You can get coaches you can get you should get Hamza you see the list of your mom's your breathing unless it's 12 hours a day
So you're gonna you think you're gonna get the silver without me
Oh, I am 100% the second after this call ends.
You're going to fire the humps up.
I'm going to fire the humps up.
Everything not to open up.
I'm going to open up x.com, okay?
Twitter.com. Search up,
need a new coach.
Get a new coach.
And then march my way over to Silver and collect 200 gift-
like it's 200 gift-
like it's 200 monopoly.
Get out of jail for your court instantly.
the subs okay all right good luck with that yes thanks so you fired humza this is
no no no no I broke up I broke up with my coach but it was okay there you know
it's me not him it's me not him so humza's humza's literally crying so
mood out listen to me bro listen thumbs up my student gave up on me that's it he
does he do you listen why do you think your player gave up on you
I'm sorry no question I don't know he doesn't listen you can't you can't you
Can't see somebody doesn't listen you can take the camel to the water be came for some camera drink
I take the camel. Yeah, you can take the camel brother guys under the fucking tower
No, we're gonna eat you eat you three all ten bro. I said
Also, I'm actually dead by me
I was gonna flash you go flash you flash you flash in place half the time today how
So, what are your thoughts on mood has
So I think he's good when he listens
I think he's mechanically gifted
But he needs a brain to control him. You know, he has that he has the hands
I would say and I don't want to overstep here coach thumbs up, but I would say his positioning is like a deer in headlights
I don't overstep though. I don't want to step. No, no, no, he does listen. He does sometimes he just he's not good at like
Johnny like when I watch you play you were constantly looking at the map, but right now he's overstimulated playing his champ
No, but as they're playing jungle, so you kind of have to he doesn't really have to do it all the time
But if he if he wants he learns how to play champion fully he'll be able to look at the map a lot more like daughters
That's it. Are you here? I'm here. I'm listening mother fucker and iron is teaching me how to a click
Yeah
Literally good no no no no no okay hums hums let me explain some
Oh, he thought he thought me he thought me freezing and a clicking
Okay, wait, let me actually talk about it. Let me actually talk here. I genuinely think that
Hums teaching stuff like that to new players is bad because the problem is
I'll tell you why.
If you're teaching you the fundamentals, if you right click, you're going to plateau
yourself.
It's even worse.
Most players only learn 8-clicking unless they're ADCs when they've been playing the
game for years.
The majority of players do not learn 8-clicking as a skill, and they're first even year playing.
It's just true.
If you're learning something at the beginning, you're supposed to start with the 8-click.
That's the right way.
If you're doing it right click, you're only teaching the wrong fundamentals.
No, but it's not about that.
It's about the fact that already League of Legends is a weird game in the sense that
when you right click to move, it's not normal.
So if you teach somebody two different movement patterns while also having to teach them ability
usage and all that kind of stuff, clicking closer to their cursor, it's like, yeah, sure,
long term it's going to help, maybe, right?
But it's like, it's going to make the game so much harder to understand in the beginning
process.
Wait, I just agree.
I'm hearing one thing.
My chat is saying, Hamza is top 11 NA challenger.
Is that true Hamza?
I am currently ranked 10, yes.
So Muda, your coach is a-
No, no, you're cutting off dead 10.
You're literally cutting off God before speaking.
Go.
Okay, I was trying to teach me the wrong things
at the wrong time.
Okay, why aren't you two beneficial?
Yes, they're beneficial,
but not when I'm the lowest rank in the game.
They're just 100 different things.
Yo, I tried to build a build the other day,
Dante's, Dante's, I tried to do another build.
I said, you know the top right where you can build a build?
Yeah, I didn't build it.
Yes, I tried to build a build and he said,
I'm not gonna teach you that, that's newbie.
That's newbie, I'm not gonna teach you how to build that.
Lali.
And then he taught me how to eight click.
Okay, no, no, no, that was me just trolling as well,
for sure, but the thing is eight clicking is still fine.
And you freezing, that is something more advanced,
but I told you that because of the tournament.
and you did it perfectly.
So, and I saw that you learned how to adapt that quickly.
I was like, oh shit, you're a fast learner.
So if you learned how to do that,
that's when I told you eight click,
I was trying to teach you eight click three days ago.
Okay.
So because I thought you learned fast.
So two issues that I'll say, two issues.
The first one is that when it comes to freezing,
the reason why I think it's worse in MoElo personally
is because if you just learn how to fight
and you don't worry at all about wave management,
you're gonna make way more progress mechanically
over the course of 50 games,
than if you learn how to freeze
and try to min-max wave management.
When it comes to things like eight clicking,
the reason why I think eight clicking is throwing hums
is because imagine you're sitting there
and you have a guy that's a virgin, right?
And then you're gonna sit there
and you're gonna try to teach him how to have sex, right?
Mura, it's like he's sitting there
and he doesn't even know how to thrust,
but you're already teaching him how to rub the clit
while he's thrusting does that make sense but but he doesn't know how to
thrust yet so it's like he's thrusting and like her
eye and in her ear and you're sitting there and you're like
dude rub the clit rub the clit but it's like humps it's not even going in the
vagina bro but okay okay you're contradicting yourself you're
telling him you want to fight fight fight correct yes
okay so if you fight fight fight why are you constantly hitting the wave
you're just playing ping pong at that point they're not gonna fight that's
That's how you force him to fight by freezing the whip.
And he learned that he's doing freezing good.
So why are you not going to tell him to stop freezing
if he already knows how to do it?
Yo, guys.
What's up, JNC?
It's a good thing.
I ended my stream.
And I just want to say, off stream,
mood up, go back to win trading on that one.
I'm sorry.
Did you just see the cough you were saying that?
He left.
I'm sorry.
But no, but so what I was trying to say though, what I was trying to say is like, it's just
because I feel like you forget how complex of a game league is when you start.
That's the issue.
It's like, I like, I get that I don't, I totally get that.
Yeah, but you're not understanding.
I saw Moodle learn fast, correct?
Okay.
And he learned that fast for the tournaments.
I was like oh shit this guy's a fast learner because he has really good game knowledge from from Valorant and him being really good
So because he learned that fast, okay, I was like okay now
It might be the time to teach him a click at first. He was right-clicking. I was like, okay
Sure, that's bad, but that's like let him let him do for that now, but now as he wanted to get better
I'm like, okay, since you learned that fast
Let's see if you learn how to a click and he was telling me about yesterday. Oh, yeah
I was a clicking sometimes, but not all the time. So yeah, just slowly adapt to it. So okay, so I have an idea
What if you kept Hamsa as your coach, cheer me out.
But instead of him telling you what he thinks, you should learn, you give him a list of the
things that you think you want to learn and then he adapts to that.
Because I don't know anything about league.
I don't know what I should learn and what not to learn.
So then why are you arguing with me about what I'm teaching you?
Because I just know as a top ranked player in Valorant.
That's not ego. No, no, no, not even let me finish what I'm saying
I just know there's better things to learn than a clicking and
She read it
Guys, okay, thank you, bro. No, I heard
Mura, are you not understanding what I'm saying? I said you learn fast
So I was letting you adapt to your fucking speed
Okay, listen wait Muda. So what are you saying? You are learning faster than the average iron and bronze player
So if you learn fast fast, you can learn something even harder faster, which will make you skyrocket faster
Are you understand?
Let me explain. Let me explain
The opposite of that is what's happening. I'm getting fucked by mid lane characters. Yeah, so let me explain something
You were dropping 19 kills 20 kills yesterday. Okay, is that is that with you in my ear with you in my ear
Okay guys, hear me out, hear me out. This is what I think the problem is
Iron players are like the special ed class in the school, right?
Like if you're new to the game, it's like your special ed and it's like comparing what it's all your comparing what it's all iron player
He's not iron bro. Hums. He's hums hums if he has a negative win rate in that elo
And when he's not getting coached by you, it's a cornflip assob other not it's going on then yes
He is iron like this is the thing you have to understand. He has never played league before
It's not another R6 incident. He has never played league before it's completely new. It's completely foreign
He's an FPS player
So the thing is that even though yes
He is a fast learner and all that and he understands concepts you still need to treat him like he is special ed
Because if you don't then it overloads him. Does that make sense? I
Did yes, I understand. That's why I said let him adapt to his style, right?
Well, eventually you need to adapt to a clicking
No, I don't know and he said no don't just that's literally what he was doing yesterday
You weren't there. He was literally right clicking and he said oh you said oh Hamza in between. I don't know if you saw
I was also a click. I was okay. Good job. Okay, try to try to adapt to it. Is that not is that not right?
So, Muda, let me ask you a question.
In the same way that you cope in your league games
about everybody being a smurf,
do you think there's a chance that you're coping
about you thinking Hums is a bad coach?
Just because you end up underperforming?
No, no, what do you mean?
What do you mean by that?
Repeat the question.
So what I mean is that in league, right,
we've assessed that when you lose lane,
oftentimes you're gonna say that's
because the enemy was smurfing
or they were stream sniping, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay. So in the same way that you're willing to cope about that,
do you think there's a chance that you're translating that cope?
But now instead of blaming stream snipers, you're blaming your coach.
Because if he was dropped, if you were dropping 20 kills a game while he was
coaching you, then maybe it wasn't a coaching issue.
Do you understand?
Yeah, I understand.
So what if this is what I think, what I think the thing is,
hums is that Muda wants to feel supported. He wants to feel uplifted. He wants to be
told that he's the fucking king of the world and that if he's doing something shitty then
you're just like who gives a fuck dude you're still gonna mug him all at the end of the
day and the thing is hums that you want him to learn as fast as possible and because you
respond better to being treated derogatorily it causes you to have a mismatch but Hums what if I
told you that he's willing to learn at a faster pace but he say you don't want coaching no more
he say you don't want no more coach wait wait Bermuda if he treated you with respect and if he
metaphor what do you mean with respect okay wait whoa whoa I didn't even say anything wrong to him
Oh when I miss an alter in EQ. I'm a terrorist. I'm gonna get your shit
I didn't call you that you you you
I don't last in a cannon. Oh my god, what the fuck are you doing playing sound boards like it's literally just I don't know
I didn't know I didn't know what another coach was like until today
I never watched the dogs is in doubt before until they started coaching each other this guy's like
Look, look, look, look, look, look, take it, Jixie's cock in the mouth.
So you want me to suck your ass the whole time while you're underperforming?
No, that's what I want.
No, no, no, no.
That's what you want.
Yes, that's what I'm gonna do.
Yes, and the Hums, while you're doing it, and the Hums...
And if you possibly infer remains after playing like shit.
And the Hums, while you're doing it, you better fucking comment about how nice and juicy those balls are, too.
No, if he plays like shit, I'm gonna tell him he's playing like shit, and do better.
All I'm saying is obviously, Hums is a good player, he's ranked top 10 in the world right
now, the guy's absolutely a demon, but I also don't know anything about League and I, from
my point of view, think that I should not know how to freeze and a click when I'm dying
in fucking fights in Iron and it's a coin flip without winning them.
That's all I'm gonna say.
So did you all say?
Yes!
Hums is an insane player, it's top 10, I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying he's ass.
I'm saying I just don't think he knows how to coach me.
I don't know. I just why am I iron and that's like it.
That's what I'm saying.
That's a thing. If you came to Valorant and you were iron,
the worst rank in the game, I taught you shit.
Radiance do and skip.
Platt, silver, gold, bronze, diamond, ascendant,
immortal and told you what radiance did.
So now you know shit that high rate people do.
But nothing with the fucking low you'll do so I just jumped a hundred flight of stairs and I don't even know the fundamentals of the game
I'm just getting rocked rock rock, but hey
And I know how to a flick
What would up you still learned it and you did it so why is it an issue?
Because now I know nothing else
Explain it. I'll explain it doesn't stop you from learning everything else if you learned how to do it
And you've adapted it fast. Why is it an issue?
You know, you know, wait a minute. This is not true correct. All right, you know, you know the thing is Muda
I've coached many people. I don't teach them freezing when they're fucking bronze
I only taught you that because you were in a tournament and you
Did fast? So why is it an issue? I don't understand. How does that make me a bad coach?
Because you learned it good. It's very contradicting
It doesn't make sense. I just in my opinion
I feel like I could have learned a lot more information.
I don't know who knows.
I don't know anything about bronze or League of Legends, but I feel like they're
going to be way more coaching.
So let me explain.
Let me explain.
I want to explain something.
A hundred hours in the game.
Muda, hear me out.
The problem that I've learned, right, is even in the limited time that I was
coaching Muda Hums, it seems like Muda is somebody that needs to understand
concepts before how to apply them. So, for example, he was asking me things like
Don't Test. I want to know why am I doing this? How do I impact the game? How do I
carry? And the problem was that these were questions that things like freezing
and egg-clicking weren't necessarily giving him the answer to. For example,
when Laning Phase ended, he knew that he had to go bot lane, but he didn't
understand that top lane was also equally as viable because it's the concept
of
Cygling do you follow me so far?
Don't dance. Don't dance. Don't dance
No, no, no, no, no, don't dance. I taught him bronze iron fundamentals. What to do?
I said go to practice to mood up. Let's train. Let's let's learn how to see us
He said I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I said mood up. Okay. Let's bother you
I don't want to do that. It's boring. It's boring
I'm trying to teach you what I am playing bronze playing lures. And he doesn't want to learn it
So one more thing I do
I said about that part of you I said about that how to see us I said about what else
Into a practice tool in CS for 20 minutes one I didn't I did it was 20 minutes
It was 10 minutes. I said I have an idea all the second CS. I have an idea
Moody's from Ontario
Hums is from New York. That's not a lot of distance. What you guys should do set up a friendly spar
The winner of this bar gets to choose the coaching style for the next month.
Why would I want to hit him?
I love him.
Okay, then this one will do.
So, Hums, you're just going to walk in and you're going to be dressed as like the Michelin
man and then he's just going to beat the shit out of you for about 10 minutes straight and
then after that you guys hug it out and then you don't.
What, do you want to hit me?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, perfect.
So if neither of you want to...
So do you hate me for the way I teach you?
No, bro. I know bro. I just like when I eat alt and I miss my alt
And I just I want to kill myself and you say something that means what I kill myself more. It's not the best thing to say
Fair enough so so to be honest to be honest to be to be honest
I honestly do as a joking man. I would I do that, but I didn't know you take that she seriously
Because you guys like it's just no no, that's fair. That's fair. That's fair
And I applaud this for that
You know I bro we're streaming but anyone we were playing when we play all shows coach you
I wasn't I wasn't like trying to flame you. I like that. No, exactly
So it's usually just for content just to fucking say oh shit you made a mistake like okay
Let me let me give an example Muda. It's like imagine you and hums are having sex, right?
Okay, but like that's why you have to make everything sexual because it's the best way that my brain operates with analogies follow me for a second
therapy, so yeah, I'm
Actively in there don't worry about it. So it's like imagine
Imagine what you're like. Oh Hums. I like it when you slap my ass like yeah when you saw my ass
I feel it's good. I then after Hums like oh he likes being degraded. So he's like yeah
You like that you dirty bitch, but it's like you didn't like being called a dirty bitch
But because you liked getting your ass left Hums didn't register that there was a difference
So right now it's like you guys are having a communication breakthrough
through so because you guys are sitting here right and you're learning more
about each other's communication methods now hums you're learning you're like
hey my student because I think what it is hums is Muda doesn't mind being told
he has cancer but he doesn't want to be told he has cancer when he's already
in the game or he has AIDS so it's like you just need to limit it right and then
also do a little bit of like complimenting in between right and then you
guys are gonna be golden I'm telling you I do I do I do I do all that but I
didn't know that would bother you Muda I apologize no no bro it's just me bro
maybe I'm just a bitch bro no I apologize that really good bro you're
good bro you're good you're good you're good you're good okay maybe I'm just
ask that league bro maybe I'm no no but I don't know what I got to confess I'm
about Hums he just said maybe he's uncoachable this is your moment you
need to sit there I'm listen I know you don't want to jerk him off but you need
to right now you'd be like no Muda listen I saw you and even faker himself
doesn't do this shit you do in the learning time that you're learning like
you got to tell him like Muda you won't even have to win trade and your ass is
going to be challenger by the end of the year. You need to sit there, you need to make him
feel like God right now. Do you understand me? Do you want to fucking coach him motherfucker?
Like if you sit there and you're just like, oh, wow, it is what it is. Then it's like right now,
Hums, it's like right now you're fighting for the girl. And you're at a point where you're like,
well, if she thinks he has a bigger dick, then maybe she should just fuck him instead. Motherfucker,
why are you going to sit in the corner and watch? Fight for what you want. Fucking bastard. Do you
understand me so you what you say the stroke is ego yes it's what he needs bro
you need a sitter you need to fucking be like you know what mood I'm gonna be
honest like I was watching your vods and bro I couldn't tell name plates off if I
was watching you or faker when young released bro like the mechanics are there
you gotta fucking let him know dude do you understand me yeah alright practice
Practice on me. Such choking my guys. Okay, but I listen listen. It's okay. We had a rough start. All right
No, I'll come in on this and talk about my hack room. Okay. Okay, but like I'll be lying
Can't talk about your hacker your hacker was tell me
Muda your your name was it's really good mechanically. You're you're really good mechanically
You just need to not be overstimulated. I know you have one of the best potentials as an early student
You're really good starting off. All right. Forget about what I said earlier. I know I apologize
But I didn't know that would hurt you. I apologize. I'm here to uplift. Yes. Now say now say don't test
You're the best acronym. I've ever seen every time we play together. I love having on my team
I'm wearing your pass. You're crazy. I'm fucking practice to fucking asshole. I'm doing this for you
Listen, you're one of the best
I can hear my name's not this
I'll be lying. I don't lie. I can't see that. Okay, then see Dante s see Dante s it's like it's not me
But it's also still me. Does that make sense on Dante s you're like one of the best
Hacker rooms I've ever seen in my entire life, bro
The way you fucking throw your cues around swinging at the enemy and the way you just go in and deep dive the whole enemy team
I've never seen any movements like that before
God damn boy. How was that? How was that? How was that?
All I'm gonna say is I won't be able to stand up for the next 20 minutes after that one
All right, but to be honest to be honest I did not think that would actually bother him
No, I get it. I get it like it's just the way you are. You know, I mean, oh
Leave the way we were when we were coaching just like I don't even know it was actually no listen listen what it is
I don't even know it's actually that much. I swear to God. It's not about you. It's Jin see it's because he wants to be better than Jin see
And then when you came in and you were letting him know like dude, what the fuck are you doing?
It's like that's when it started. So you have to yeah, that's what it was
So, okay, I think it wasn't that bad. I just got jealous. I got jealous of how dog just jinxed it out. You treat me
That's what it was. Listen. Listen. What are you on my mother? No, stop. Don't say that
You want my honest opinion? Muda? What? What's my honest opinion, bro? Muda? I swear to God
You're one of the best mechanical players I've seen in bronze
Okay. I think you're generally way better than most bronze players,
which is why I taught you things that the average bronze iron player do.
You are Muda. You are literally one of the top players in other games. Okay.
I know you are good. That's why I taught you better things.
I apologize if I hurt your feelings. Okay, Muda. I apologize.
Now Muda, I'm going to be honest. If you share all that and you still want
another coach bro you might just be a bad person
am i muddied?
hello
mudda are you subfucking here?
i'm here bro
okay
So what do you have to say?
What I have to say, maybe I'm also sorry. I'm also sorry if I
If I didn't listen enough times and if I was a
Fousa shit student sometimes. No, it's okay. You were not a shit student. Don't say that and I I accept your apology and
And that bro
Listen to my mother fuck it. It's it's my fault. I said coach do better
No, no, it's my fault. I should have listened to better. Okay. Well, do you still want coaching then?
No, yes, bro, you can yes, you can coach me bro. I
Need more excitement in that I just feel like I don't know man
I feel like after today like I thought you were the best coach in the world
Remember how many times I used to gas you up and then like one call with Dauntless and Jinxie and I got jealous and I instantly
Like almost fired you bro. It almost broke up with you like like Jinxie is getting like his cock sucked every day
Like I was I was thinking about you
I saw Jinxie dashed it on the master Yi and get fucked and then somehow Dauntless
Manipulated Jinxie to manipulate me and then he said that Jinxie was faker and that it was all my fault
I said good things about you, too.
I, E, and then Ord, and then Alton, and missed my all,
and you said I had AIDS.
I said you had AIDS once.
Twice.
Well, okay.
In the same game.
Well, AIDS stayed with you the whole time.
But, yeah, but it wasn't that bad.
What about all the good things that I said, Muda?
So you only remember the bad things?
That's a bit, that's a bit.
Let me try to remember the good things.
I think yesterday I I died you told me that EQ three under the chair with alternate night and I did that and I died and
I fucking raged and then you fucking raged back at me, too
Well, I reciprocate energy
If I see you if I see you tilted I'm gonna get tilted too
But if you said I always like tell me why I always have faker
I always try to watch a faker video and I say I'm faker and you actually say I'm fucking terrible
And I would never be faker and God bless my like I did not say you know let me talk about that
Let me talk about that. I can't you guys. He was watching faker every game. He said
Single day every day I watch this one
It's I think it's like the faker trailer and I just gas myself up and then have the armutes from this short and says
Boy, you'll never be thicker, bro. You're not he said he said he said walla. I have better mechanics than faker
He said
I've never heard somebody say that listen guys. Let me talk. Let me talk
Listen it would be like hums your son comes up to and says daddy look I do this drawing
Isn't it amazing and you look at him and you see this is why your mother left you fucking retort
and you crumple it and you throw it in his face. Why the FUCK would you ever do that?
When he shows you that faker video, you tell him, oh my god, wow, I've seen you do some
of that shit. Are you sure you've only been playing League since this year? That's what
you gotta do, bro. That's the job of a coach. A coach's job,
let me explain. It's not to tell you to use Q-W-E-R. It's to make you wake up every morning
feeling like you can take over the fucking world, dude,
and you can make the fucking world your bitch.
That's what a coach is supposed to do for a student.
And so that's why I'm-
But I do.
I do.
I did write it when he does a lot of good plays.
No, you did not.
The man I did write you, I thought I was gay.
No.
I did write you the most.
It makes me sad that I watch a faker video
and then get so hyped and then say,
I'm gonna be the next faker and wallow
I'll have better mechanics to faker one day
and you say, you will fucking never be able to.
Okay, but I was just delusional.
At that point, you don't think you're stupid?
Yeah, but I was lying to my parents about-
You're nasty, you got a superpower.
But I was lying about college, going to college,
and I was delusional about being
one of the great streamers one day.
When I was streaming to one viewer forever,
and I made it out somehow,
they would say the same thing, that I was delusional,
and look who I am now.
So why can't I be better than a thinker?
Why?
Why can't I be better than a thinker?
You're good, but like now you're saying that.
No, but Hums, do not say but, but you said but, Hums, your job as a coach is to be delusional
for your student.
When he's sitting there talking about how great his puns are, you look at him and you
say, you know what, motherfucker, you might just be able to do it.
Okay, okay, when somebody who's 400 pounds, he says, he says, oh, I'm a model.
I'm a model.
I never said that somebody somebody somebody 400 but wait let me finish them somebody
was full let him finish on somebody who's 400 pounds he has he got signed
ahead everything dismembered arm everything like that you know I said
and then one day he just says whoa I'm gonna become a model okay are you gonna
sit in huh you know listen to me listen to me if that guy is willing to get in
the gym every fucking day and you're a strainer and you fucking get duct tape you put it on
there and you say walla I'll make sure you do that's what your fucking job is Hums do
you understand that's what a coach needs to do bro yeah yeah so so so feed whatever
they want to hear it's not just whatever they want to hear it's you feed their
passion you feed their drive you feed their motivation you fucking give that
to them you sit there and instead of tearing down their dreams and making it
seem like it's unrealistic you make the impossible seem realistic that's what
you have to do okay okay I see okay yeah I understand
Muda, you're gonna be better than Faker.
You see, but like I can just tell, like...
No!
I can't fucking win!
No, it's not possible.
No, because when Dodd said it, it's different when you say it.
I don't know, it's hard to explain.
And maybe we need to like...
Mike, Muda, Muda, you're gonna be better than Faker
if you put your mind to it, okay?
Anybody? Okay.
You're gonna be better than Faker.
If you put your mind to it and you actually listen to your coach,
you could be better than Faker, Muda.
Now, are you willing to listen to your coach?
Let's chop the bill.
Hums?
Hums.
I don't know.
Maybe it's one of those things where we just like, like we just take her information and
we just, you just need another like descendant from you and then you just need to make him
good with all of my information.
You know like those guys where they, they build their girl to their dream and then they end
up breaking up, but then she could use everything that he taught her on her next man and they
get married.
It's just honestly chops.
Wait, listen, listen, let me, let me just say.
So Hums, the issue right now that Mood is having is that it's like imagine you're in
an argument with your girlfriend.
Listen, listen, listen, let me explain it.
It's like imagine you're in an argument with your girlfriend and she tells you Hums, you
don't make me feel special, you never buy me flowers.
And then you go out that minute and you buy the flowers.
The thing is that even though she got the flowers, it's not about the flowers.
It's about the fact that she wants you in those moments where she needs you to think
about her.
Do you see what I mean?
So it's like he doesn't want to hear now you know what you're going to be thinking.
He wants to hear the kind of things, that you wish people told you when you were telling
them you're going to be the next Guma UC.
That's what he wants to hear.
When you were sitting there and you were fucking laying it all on the line moving to Europe
bro and you were in the UK and you were training to be the next Guma UC.
He wants to hear the kind of shit that you wish people in your fucking corner were telling
you.
Like this, don't just, don't just, don't just, I do motivate him, don't get me wrong.
He say I never motivate, like, Muda, you're not gonna say, I say, I never, I never say
anything good to you or most of the, most of the things that I've said.
You've had good things to me, I'm not gonna say anything.
Hey, Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda, hold on, hold on, hold on.
If we compare all the good things to the bad things, if we compare all the good things,
I would even easily say, it's like 90 times.
I just think there's definitely something wrong.
And like, it's like, it's like, I don't want to explain it.
It's like, there's definitely something wrong
where I just see Jixi get coached by God,
that's one time and I instantly want to try.
Okay, but hold on, Muda, Muda, give me a second.
Muda, give me a second.
It's like right now, imagine you see somebody
dick down their partner with a 25 inch dick
and their partner, instant nuts,
their eyes are rolled back in the back of their head,
they're fucking screaming everywhere.
and then you go home to your partner and now you're like, you know what, I'm gonna be honest.
I've never seen that happen in bed with us.
Maybe you just...
That's why you lost me.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Hums, Hums, Hums, listen.
It's like right now the problem is...
Why don't you make everything sexual?
Because it's how my brain works with analogies, bro.
You lost me then.
Okay, so wait, let me think of another analogy, okay?
It's like, okay, think of it this way.
Imagine Hums and me are gardeners, right?
And I've been training lawn mowers for the last 30 years.
I come onto your grass, I fucking mow that lawn in five seconds.
So then Hums, you come in and he's like, hmm, my gardener Hums takes ten minutes.
So maybe I should find a new gardener, but it isn't about that, Muda, because right now
the problem with you, Muda, is you're thinking the grass is greener on the other side, but
sometimes bro, it just isn't.
Sometimes you need to also be willing to make compromises too.
If your coach is sitting there saying he's willing to believe in you, but he can't give
you that level, then you should say, you know what, maybe I'll work towards it to a point
where you do view me at that level.
And then he's going to sit there, he's going to tone it down, but maybe you can scale it
back up as long as you're reciprocating the effort.
So you need to also temper your expectations too.
Do you see what I'm getting at?
Yes.
Because Muda right now, the way you're acting, right?
It's like let's say you have a couple that's in a relationship and it isn't a perfect
relationship but it works for them and they're growing, they're doing happily.
Right now it's like you're comparing yours to like another couple but the worst thing
that you could ever do is compare yourself to others because if you're learning and
you're improving and when Hums is coaching you, you're dropping 20 kills then something
about it is right and if you still feel that fire and now he's not going to try to dim
it anymore then you got to be willing to say you know what I'll work through it
and we'll make it work does that make sense yes yes it makes sense so it might
not be perfect Muda but it'll work for you and that's what's gonna matter
Yeah, I want to get challenge in one day bro. I told you I think you can get it in two three years
everything you said to this man just completely down the test completely in one year out the
other ear
Yeah, maybe you can maybe in two to three years
two wrong things right there two wrong things and it's been 30 seconds.
How? Wait, give me a second. Give me a second.
Hums, if he told you he wants to hit masters, what would your timeline be on masters?
Bro, I literally just said he can get challenging two, three, if he listens to me
and he's the last thing I was just trolling him. No, no, no, no, because you know, it's like Hums.
Okay. To give you an analogy. I'm actually bad. Okay. I'm not in clip for a head. I'm dead ass.
I was being dead ass. Okay. So let me explain. I wasn't saying I like it.
How can I make it so I'm a challenger in eight months? Okay, so I'm so let me explain it to you, okay?
Okay, do I have permission to use the sex analogy?
Go ahead. Okay, it's like imagine your partner comes up to you and she says Hums
I'm gonna be honest with you bro like all these other couples
They make their their boyfriends not in five seconds and with you it already it only takes ten minutes
It's always ten minutes. Why don't you none five seconds with me, right? And then it's like at one point she tells you
She's like, you know Hums, I'm gonna go in the gym every day. I'm gonna become like the best version of myself
I'm gonna do everything I possibly can and one day I'll make you none five seconds
And then it's like you would hear that Hums and you would say well, you know what four or five years in the gym
And maybe we can get down to a minute 30, but it's like right there
She wanted you to be delusional with her does that make sense?
It's like sometimes it's not about being realistic comes it's about sharing and another person's vision
So that you can be there with them if you always make things
But I answer we're saying like feed into their delusion yada yada yada right even yes, correct
But now let's use this as like a life example
What if somebody that you love end up saying oh, I want to like they're setting unexpected goals
You weigh 130 pounds and you're saying I want to be able to lift 700 pounds in in the span of
Three months yada yada like it's so
It's so unreal almost impossible that it could possibly hurt them
Yes, these things wait wait don't think like say like what if somebody was 130 then they start lifting
Heavy heavy heavy and then they break a bone or something like that
Yeah, but I was mood is a streamer the more mentally ill league of legends makes him the better it is for his career
Does that make sense? I'm not I'm not I'm not say like I'm literally saying he if he puts his mind to it
He can get two three two three years challenge. Yes, I never but I don't know why he says that it says I didn't
JC asked you when you get challenge or when did you say it? I told them a
Beginning of next season like seven months
Yeah
I mean, it's just, it's just, listen, Hamza, you're an amazing player, obviously.
I mean, you're literally top 10.
Wait, wait, wait, Muda, before you throw in the towel, think about what you're doing here.
Because right now, I need you to listen.
Yeah.
The thing is that we established, right, that Hamza is going to try to work at your pace,
and he might not be all there yet.
He might not be all there yet, but he said he was going to try to come to your pace.
pace and now because he's not willing to match your level of delusion instantly
like before when he said you're gonna be the next faker he gave you the answer
that he thought you wanted to hear you don't like it now he's giving you his
answer you don't like it the problem right now mooda is that you're being a
bit unreasonable because if you sit there now and you're like oh well hums
you know what like you're you're don't believe in me enough all this stuff like
it's not gonna work whatever wait but how's saying him getting it in two three
is not believing in wait what what what do you get from that that I was native you
asked me that question I said yes well I listen you just don't I said you ask me
do you think I get you just don't believe in my goals that's literally it you
literally just ask me do you I asked you if I could become the next speaker you
said no then I asked you when do you think I can get challenger do you think
a challenge and you said, you said, yeah, maybe, maybe in two to three years, wait, what
did he want to hear?
I'm done with here.
I hear the year.
Yes.
Easily.
And in one year, eight months, one year.
Yes.
Not a, yeah, maybe, yeah, maybe, yeah, maybe, yeah, maybe, like I'm playing this game off
Stream at 5 a.m. Without you 5 a.m. I'm saying up to 5 a.m. Sleeping for four hours
So I can play this game. Do you not see how bad I want it? But no your answer is yeah, maybe
I'm not gonna say you're a shit player, but I'm not say that my my
I'm never thinking about that. I don't really care if you think I'm a shit player not or shit, but I don't listen
I you can say whatever you want. I'm not gonna fight. I'm just gonna
I'm just trying to see the way you process things, right?
Like I literally said, I think you can get it in two, three years, but somehow you got
that from a neck.
Muda, Muda, I want to explain one thing to you.
I wonder to understand that right now, Muda, listen to me, right now there are tens of
thousands of players in their mid-twenties that have been hard-stucked diamond and masters
for years, even though they've quit school, quit their jobs, and forego all family events,
a rage queue league of legends for 12 hours a day. And this is what you have to understand
that as you get higher, you are also going to be competing with, right? So it's like
the thing about it, right, is that, yes, I understand that you're like, I want you to
sit there and have this like unwavering faith. But hums also wants to bring an approach which
could be good for you. Because the thing is right now, Muda, that you're a dreamer. Hums
is a realist. But sometimes, sometimes a dreamer needs a realist to actually be able to achieve
his goals. Because if he sits there and tells you all the time, Muda, you're going to do
it, you're going to do it, you're going to do it, and in the past you've always done
it in all your other games, then maybe that's not what you need this time around. Destiny
is here for a reason, Muda. Think about it. And sometimes what we don't want to hear is
is what we need to hear so we can get to being the person that we need to be.
Do you understand?
Yeah, I understand.
You should be a therapist.
I know I'm not a mesotherapist.
You should be a therapist.
If one day you just get bored of streaming, you know?
Yeah, okay. Good luck in time.
So listen, Muda.
And this is for Humsu. Muda and Hums.
This is what I'm going to want to do, okay?
Hums you're gonna have one of your editors. You're gonna pay him $50. He's gonna make a montage of a mooda
He's gonna make a mooda montage of all his high plays and every day when the stream starts you're gonna glaze him
I want you every few days to sit there and to fucking play this montage and glaze him and sit there and actually make him feel
Like he's the king
mooda I want you to understand that not everybody that you meet and sometimes not even the people that you need to meet are
Are you gonna be at the-
you
I
Don't worry fuck
It's good sign no life in your streams the past few weeks, and it's been super entertaining
I leave tomorrow for the army and we should
Smile to brought right before I leave off wishing you all the best bro. Hope it goes well
Well, hopefully it goes on and glad that you could enjoy the streams of until then.
Listen, the good news is by the time you come back from your tour, how long it's gonna be,
you might see Jynxian fucking Master Plus.
That's gonna be the craziest thing about it.
If you drop 20 kills in this game, you get 50, you get 30 more.
That's what we need done.
Oh, that's it.
I got a chair to act in.
We're gonna be giving it our everything this game.
Absolute fucking everything here.
Alright, guys listen up.
watching you stream aww thank you bro i appreciate it
well we used the going wall too and uh streak slayer and play against us up to push up
thank you guys i'm gonna be honest it's time for us to get it the fuck done right now
it's like lowkey it's time for us to get the fuck done right now
again it's nice up here like we need to get it done now
I need to do the ritual guys, ritual is only necessary if you don't do it.
Oh shit, that's absolutely a favorite of the 22 Shadows.
Thank you.
Yeah, it's kind of funny because normally whenever I go live later in the day, it's always like
a kind of muddy survival bit, you know?
Because this morning I had a lunch with my aunt, grandma, wife, brother, and parents.
So that one's like lunch at a place.
shut a place because I've been putting it off for a while. It's supposed to be a dinner.
But I was like, yeah, my evening is always busy, so it would probably be better for like a lunch.
So that's how we only start today at like 3.30 or some shit. And I thought that, like, ah, you know,
it's always like, every time that it's like a later start, I always like feel a bit off,
but I mean, we had a lot of wins, coaching is going hard, vibes are good, so I'm happy.
Alright, so guys.
So we're going to do now, so we're going to play on the three counts where it's top three.
This is why I'm three counting top this game, is because the enemy team has a...
So we're next in Cho'Gath.
So there's going to be like fighting going on here.
Okay, so now what we do is we just play on the blue, and then after blue we're going
It's been a while since I've had that so it's a very nice thing to have
Here's one ghosting us because as long as I
I'm not gonna take his cannon, but I'll take two of the small minions. He's not gonna cry about two the minis, but if I would take him the big one
So this is the point where it's like you lie to your teammates and make them feel better, right?
We need to gaslight him.
So now he went from a point where he was like mad, I mean, menci-manipulated him.
See, look, we menci-manipulated him to now run it down.
Easy as fuck, that's how you do it.
So now what we do is we just play for bots to topfork here and then I can look on the grab.
See, all we have to do here is we just play on bugs to wrappers.
I don't know if we're going to kill a boss in this or whatever.
What?!
Thank you, Ron. I won't die.
Okay, so now the crab is up, right?
I'm falling, I'm scared of reaching long, cold days, I'm waiting
I'm broken, I'm screaming, but I'm trying to reach the sun, I don't mean it
I'm not even kidding, that's actually the shittiest thing ever
So what happened there, in case you're like, unaware, is the Shyvana
plus W, which is her shield ability, the second that I use my Q
So, as a result...
you
Like I've only been with my wife now, I think we've been together like almost 3 years, like
2 and a half, I'm not mistaken, but even now I can imagine it's 6 years, that's crazy.
You'll be alright, Devo, just wasn't meant to be.
The way that I've always come to with everything in life is just by saying like, everything
is destiny, you know?
Like you already have your path laid out of where you're supposed to be, and if it's
It's all about personal and it's going to be open other you know.
I'm happy to hear that it's uh...
the shims are open.
It's kind of crazy to see that the enemy lolio went fucking around the whole time.
Wow.
This guy is not fucking around with the enemy 4 AD combo, that's for now I'm sure.
I'm dead! I'm dead!
Oh, shit. And they're rich health. They're in their 5-year-old fleet, rich health. Thank you.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play on the rest of the clear, and then after the clear, I'm going to see if I can actually look for a play on the grub.
So look on the grubs then I'll begin.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I'm saying maybe looking for an invade on these wrappers
again like I could be the most in one fucking cocksucker in the world for this
picture
almost
what means is that now we just got the rub so you guys know about the fucking
door
nah I do that thank you man so much thank you
You still got the red buff from the enemy run if it does as a sacrifice your own?
Every fresh is a cooldown event.
Or not the cooldown but the timer.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't feel like we need gots in this creep zone.
You know what I really want to do this game?
Real shit.
Come on, I fucking rushed this.
The enemy game is now unplayable.
We walked in yesterday on the coaching session with JynxC, yeah it's because the thing about
yesterday is they got to point where it's like after the first game I was like, I know
it was kinda trolling and then when the second game was like it was a loss I was like no
fuck it, I really have to like activate Super Saiyan here, I'm not taking away because
the thing is that she was gonna get a 200 true damage Q. I don't know what is just
lighter than something. But if you're gonna take a good play, then fuck off.
And then all we're gonna do is we're just gonna clear up awesome and after I've
also came back on the dragon.
We end up dying but you know what I'm not gonna cry about it.
That was actually super decent.
I definitely want to get a Ragnon's at some point.
Not yet because if I get it now it's gonna kind of like fuck up the time.
I feel like...
Tabi Shogun's Robust, Ragnon's?
Yeah, Tabi Shogun's Robust, Ragnon's.
All right now out of base I'd love to look on the shagging I don't want to give them the opportunity to get sold
So what they get taken in?
I'm gonna have all time I want to contest this fuck this shit
Seven down 13 to go. Can you do it? We're gonna fucking try bro. We're gonna try see
Like realistically what I did by defaulting Shade to the Dragon was a bad play, but it's
because I think that the only way they're missing the moon is if they get soul slasphorn.
So if the blue just respawn and the Gromp is up in 5 seconds, I mean it's not the Wub
so I already respawned
we're gonna want to look on Yasun, kill her
I mean he didn't ult me at all if he wants, like he would still end up dying.
I don't want to waste my ult for him, it's not worth it.
Yes, we just got a box of top folk here and then afterwards we look on the heralds here.
And me Lucian on f***ing Tabi. I just realized it's like full AD vs full AD apart from like
showgath I guess.
I wonder if we'd be able to fight this on the heralds here.
Should be clear as fuck to be honest.
dark
case you know we do this we're gonna look on this here
any ground is up in about seven seconds
I'm gonna be honest my damage feels fucking irrelevant holy shit
It's a music.
you
Yeah, I guess we're even.
Bro, just decided to fight with Noa.
Nice!
Dante's I hopped on Lee today and fired by Jinx's ascent to bronze and lost 5 frames.
How do I convince myself to not press the believe button?
Because there was one time that Jinx, he fell by pressing it too, bro.
And he didn't.
Not so I hear you guys, so I raise that number.
Halfway to the 20 kill mark, let's go.
I
Don't see plan
Oh
Do I get down fun fuck no true sex
Now I'm just cancel all their backs here.
I think my only real angle here is the endless hunger.
By buying it out in this hunger it's going to be the same class.
Okay, one Q-Sack, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ten, ten, ten,
I'm in this room and there's a chain running it down here like he ends up
and he's blaming everyone else when her team is literally five seconds wait
you can't wait 5 seconds and you can just play my role in the pitfall.
but my team is actually in me because i boosted this team and i'm killing it.
I'm not joking, there's no way right?
Guys, is this like actually real?
I need to mute everyone.
There's at least a top channel in Hamilton.
So we're chain running it down for no reason right and then we're sitting on
It's like I'm less hungry to watch here.
I could do Randoans honestly.
Crit, Crit, Sunday's Crit too.
Yeah, I think I just want Randoans here.
Slime your teammates dying, yeah, they actually should be around here.
Now we're done.
you
I
Holy fuck wait, okay, wait, I need to end the delay. I just remembered hold on
Alright guys no more delay anymore, thank fucking God, okay? Yeah, cuz the thing is that uh
the thing is that normally I always forget to turn the delay off like I
always always always fucking forget to turn the delay off but anyways as I was
saying I want to thank guys all so fucking much for everything
follow follows I'm watching thank you the subs they give subs the resubs
everything like that thank you guys all so fucking much for everything yeah so
for recently has been absolutely insane so really really really really really
really really do appreciate everything okay so what we're gonna do okay is
the more we're gonna go live right so we're gonna go live and we're gonna go
fucking crazy all right so it's gonna be a good day raid homes or mood up okay
let's see one for a hums raid two for mood a raid what do you guys want what do
you guys want to let you guys choose dude start winning I swear to God it's like
We should call you one second one. Okay for how you keep teasing us with saying you're a challenger. We're gonna be there soon
No, I'm about it bro. I'm about it
But yeah, listen up guys listen up, okay, so what we're gonna do here
So we're gonna do is we're gonna be a live game tomorrow tomorrow's gonna be banger
overall today was insane stream had a lot of fucking fun with the coaching today had a lot of fucking fun with all the
We have not lost the game since we started doing 3 camping as well.
So I'm going to be honest with you guys, all day tomorrow 3 camp hacker is going to be
a banger.
But with all that being said, Dengar is all so much again for everything and Karrg
Dengar is all a joy singer there in the prime and redacted again for all the gifts, I appreciate
it.
But yeah, so I'll leave you guys all here tonight and I will see you guys all again.
So peace