Never enough, pulling down till I don't fall
You lie away, I can't sleep
Yeah, I know we couldn't keep that
Oh, living all the same time, we need to take it slowly
And go and give it all in a moment
Go, go, go, go
All righty, how we doing?
How is everybody doing today? What is up?
Ah! That's good guys, that's good.
See, we all live a bit earlier than I said yesterday, but dude, I'm going to be honest.
I didn't realize that it would take me like...
Listen, the problem is I'm like kind of retarded when it comes like housework, right?
So I tried doing the cat litters this morning.
I'm not shitting you guys, it took me like an hour.
Because I'm trying to learn, like I'm trying to learn how to not be useless around the house
And it literally took me like an hour to figure it out. So that's why I like streams are a little bit lighter than normal
How many wins you needed a challenger so right now currently
We are
504 LP so 504 means we need to get probably like around 860
So I'd say we'd like 12 wins by Loki and uh, John, damn this I welcome. Thank you
Hey coach, it's good Kona
You're getting Alpimog by big Tonka right now. He's at 800 plus. Yeah, I know we need to lock it in
It's because you have that one fucked up day, dude
If it wasn't for that one fucked up day we had two days ago
We would already be at like at least 700, but it's like we won one win nine losses, but it's good
It's good. The reason why it's good is because we actually manage it's like learn
We actually learn
How to
Fucking three camp every game so as I was reading every game, I'm talking to the child
All he wants is please LMA. Oh, dude. He needs to fucking learn man
And sometimes what you need isn't what you want
And then I'm doing this for you, and Mario is doing it for 15 months
I'm like, thank you
Wait, I said I'm Don'tess, and then my midlaner said no, I am
And he's hovering Hecarim
Wait, what if he's a real Don'tess?
Wait, guys, what if I'm fake Don'tess?
It's gonna worry ya, it's gonna already die
And now, alright, I'm doing this, I'm welcome
Thank you
It's good, Baba
Hello, Brad
I guess I'm first picking, huh?
No, I got you. That's my heckle now, baby.
Alright, and uh, still I'm done with my welcome.
Jesus Christ, guys, I haven't even been live for two minutes. Fucking chill with the
Prime's, bro.
Please! Fucking chill with the Prime's, bro.
We have literally not even been live for two minutes, guys.
Relax. Or else we're gonna have a fucking problem.
Alright, let's do this.
5 minutes by the way, okay, I guess it's been 5, alright, I said though, are you gonna
watch party MSI?
We'll see, hopefully it's not a repeat of the incident that happened a few days ago
with that LCS watch party though.
That was a bit interesting.
listening. Your Militant is actually lobbying as you and I is. But what if he is like the
actual real me? It's good Billy, it's good Lucifero, it's up to you. You can't even talk
to him, it's like I was in the fucking cut chair bro. Anyone's worried from Challenger?
I think like 12, I think like 12. Okay guys, is everyone listening though? Who wants to
see a magic trick who wants to see a magic trick and the tip of them this
welcome thank you me me me no me me me okay you guys want to see a magic trick
I got you today ready three two
One
All right, so who wants to see a magic trick
Who wants to see a magic trick and the tip of them this little welcome. Thank you
Me me me no me me me
me me okay you guys want to see a magic trick or I got you today ready three two one all
right so we need to get done now it's like now we're low-key need to get it done all right
Storm Raider Surge locked in
And uh
Lots of sentiments of Mike. Thank you. I'm gonna be honest. Yes as delusion was it sounds generally. Yes, like I think we actually can do it
Cuz listen today
If you have a good day of League like imagine we have a really good day we get on ironically like a challenger day
It's only like 12 wins. Now, assume we have a really good day where it's like we're 8 wins positive
Tomorrow, I'm gonna probably do like a 30 hour stream or something
So it's like it'll begin
My chestman guys, it's gonna go fucking crazy now. All right, let's go. Let's go. So this game
I don't think we can three come top Kenan is a gank about all so it's definitely got to be a three camp bot here for sure
all right let's get down me houses get done
I want to put on some good music I want some good music
this
no
this
no
Nice! Okay, here we go. Alright, let's go.
Bro, the morticaisers are fucking Shaco in his tight little clown hole.
Looking very submissive and breathable this morning.
It's good, buddy.
Okay, let's see what we can do now.
So, my morticaisers are literally gonna kill the Shaco level one.
Yo, you guys know what the fuck is going on!
Dude, that's a guy shit that happens to me, bro.
That's the guy who should have it in my games, but it's like I'm the shaco. What the fuck?
All right, so now we do some play for our bot side and then after it's all look for a fast resider
Okay, so now we could always look on a bot gank here. I kind of want to be a little bit like observant what I'm into
you
So if you look on the dragon, the problem is that we're trying to bind.
So we're going to do Heroes of RunaVista and then after that I'll play on the Rappers.
Unless I want to see if he's on the dragon, is it worth it?
Dragons are always worth it. Let's check it out.
I
Just go to shake off the shake off the shake off the shake off
I mean bro, they really had all four? Wow, they 5-handed. What the fuck?
Let me think. Okay, so if we go for the red, then I don't think we're gonna have 6.
We can maybe contest the dragon, and if we do, and I get the dragon, then we're gonna have 6.
So okay, let's get that trike here.
Four seconds of a cover is up, you need to pay on this here.
Honestly guys, it's worth. Let's get the fuck down now.
So we gotta get us our cycle. Once you get the cycle, the game doesn't really get spot.
When you're gonna go live with Jinxie, I don't know if Jinxie's doing League today, bro
I don't know if he's doing League today
Because I know that he has a dark mall cosplay and he's also doing poison
Love your vid start playing League, is it you? It's good for it. I'm gonna heal that bro
Okay, so now we do this we're gonna play on the grubs and after grubs I'm gonna survive with our tops that make here
Go top, go top, go top, go top, go top, how about the fucking out of the morgue?
Nice.
you
It's realistically as long as we just like play through a folk here and then we look
on the dragon run spawns we should be getting.
So Shaco's ganking top I'm gonna be honest like I don't think more to Everkill's cannon
and if he doesn't then I can never do anything.
Unless cannon goes to jump in this way.
Nice.
So now we do this, you just suck on the walls and after walls, that's the bulk turn, I'm gonna play on the dragon.
It's gonna be second dragon together.
All right, so now we're just gonna go wolves, rafters, red bugs, and then we're gonna be
in a super nice spot.
Okay, so we're going to play on the red now and then after that it'll be CROGS.
YO WHAT THE FU-
YO STICKER, EAT MY PITCH, YO!
SKINNY!
Hold on.
Let me earn the gift, I-
Let me at least get a win if you're gonna like,
go fucking crazy, dude. Holy shit, but thank you.
Come on, I'll snag you to song after you.
That's okay. Thank you buddy, pretty sad. Alright, let's hear a new here guys. We have a good song in our ears so all we need is to just like blast it and we're gonna go fucking crazy.
I'd say all that needs to be done right now.
Hi, are you guys ready for it?
And now, Tom, have a good time.
Thank you.
And Scott, have a good time as well.
I'm going to go by a 70-21 somehow.
Thank you guys.
guys you coaching Jinx he wasn't up now we're gonna hit more for adult I said we
gotta fucking like go in the same mouth like low key
I really, really, really want to share the walk-ins here.
Except for my walk-ins, I suppose.
3 Concentrate here, let's go.
3 Concentrate, 3 Concentrate, go!
Go in Mukan, go in!
Okay listen, so what we're gonna do now is we're gonna be playing up in the mission
game.
Oh shit, wait, so, there in the 5-gift it's a pretty shod.
Thank you bro.
Guys, real talk we can win, like I'm telling you guys.
Like I know it's looking rough but it's so winnable.
As long as we're still fucking fighting, we're still in the game.
We're gonna be good here.
I really really really want to look on the uh, the ref tower to here.
Okay so now we just, we just pay on this health and then we should be getting afterwards.
I just want to classic like this.
We have to just give everything for now.
Until I scale it to like 3ish items, we're just gonna have to give everything.
You know what, if Mordekaiser can kill Sanycha, I wonder if I'd be able to back him up afterwards.
depends on how loud you got
We're good, trust me, I have my shoujin also, we might be in a better spot, let's hit it
down.
It's a rough fucking game guys, I'm not gonna lie.
It's a rough game, I'm not gonna lie, but this is like a self-induced issue.
Like low keo is self-induced, cause like I could have played way better in the earlier
stages, I had way too many like end dots to be honest.
Oh
Okay, never mind we're running the shot
Wow, okay, sure. That's like the third time this happens this game. Are we fucking serious?
I got me two more long swords, let's see if we can pound this to all of us here.
I'm still right here, if I could go back in time, I will
I
Should just yes it
We hang it up this game
I'm sorry.
Oh, they're doing something ugly.
It's not a solution.
I
We still have a chance. Alright, I'll fight for this one. No, this one is not. This one is. Alright, it is what it is.
But Skinny, thank you for the pushback. And Booty, Tokuma, and Ryan here as well as I thought. Thank you.
Yeah, this one is actually just like Rostov.
When I'd be lying if I said that this game wasn't just like I was sure of a rough fucking
game dude, it's like, I don't know, like I died a few times early and then it's just
like every single play that you go for the enemy team is just right there every time
and it's like oh, well that sucks.
But, I mean, to be fair, it is my early deaths.
My early deaths just completely fucked me.
I need to play every game like I'm scaling.
What the hell are those?
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' total best heck room in the world.
Alright, I'm good now.
Bro, I think this game is like nerf.
I'm down near Shelf, I don't think I've done this all.
Thank you.
How many wins do you have left?
a few
Let's just say a few for now
But I'm gonna be honest I think this thing was just wrong to be fair again, it is nice
Like I hate to random especially into combat say I feel like I could be something else to go
Oh, what?
We have too many non-factors this game.
you
How many hard boiled eggs can I eat a day without worrying?
I'm gonna be real good, bro. I generally have no idea
Like for me personally I have like a max of like four eggs a day and I try not to go beyond that though
Tyler's already challenger shut up dude. I've really had to spend half my days
Coaching so I haven't been able to do the DJ and grinds as much as we want to
so just chill dude
it's like just chill it's gonna be good trust in the process
why do you say that you're gonna quit shimming
you're a successful one
uh...
nowadays here
alright, let's see guys
8 is the limit to the eggs, do not ask me why I know that
I'm gonna be honest, that's low-key a weird thing to know though
I was like, why the fuck would you know that?
Wait, imagine I'm playing inside Shaco guy again and I just fucking like that in Shaco
And then I force him off his one check after he shit-talks all game
Okay, let me throw out the eggs one second
accounts. And then when I sit down and I have my two child accounts, and when I sit down and I'm shitting on pearls at the game, then I'll push for rank one. And then we'll go and go to the most demonic fucking line of our time. Because I'm gonna be Aussie eyes for real trips that we've got to keep going. My point back is not scheduled for another three weeks. And you know what? I just might extend it! Another two weeks!
I
Just see there was a brown street going down my leg if you know what I mean
I don't you mean oh yeah, I was just in one slice of pizza that I'm done eating for next like five hours
Would you be locked in here
What you lock in
not sure he goes far
yo you guys know motherfucking dole?
that's heck with the world
alright, let's do a gosh
And I might eat them if I mock up.
Thank you.
I'm gonna be real with you guys.
It sounds like a really good game for us.
Bro, are you insane?
I love you by bro are you insane
oh fuck okay listen skinny we're getting a dungeon mark my fucking words
But dude the holy fucking shit thank you so much
Oh my Jesus Christ
Oh hey goodness this I'm done my food now
Okay now we lost the fucking
Guys we need to go absolutely insane today now
It's like a full challenge for lobby.
Let's go.
Yo you guys know motherfucking don't?
Best hack in the world.
Alright, let's do it guys.
40 minutes in, you're not doing your subs.
Now dude, like, skinny.
You might actually be fucking insane.
Like I'm not even controlling.
Thank you so much.
Holy shit.
All right, what's your do here now?
I'm gonna be honest with you guys as long as our
Laners can like perform somewhat like decently. I know this game is just free one
But this game should maybe the first friend of our lives low key
Ubers' enemy combo actually goes hard and it's conquer a heck of him too so he can like really
stat check me unless I get behind.
So as long as I never like end for no reason then we should just win this one easy.
Dude, probably wanted to actually look this if I could like gank and make sure but not.
When you're finished, look clear.
Am I really gonna get... no, fuck off.
I don't know if you're so hard every game.
Do you think you'll ever be going to Korea again?
Another challenger race would be Korea.
Oh, I'm gonna say none of them, let me just focus on this for a sec.
The reason why I knew that Hagrim was in that bush by the way is because when I entered
alpha my red buff walked towards him and the only reason why my red buff would ever
walk towards him or walked towards that bush is if there's an enemy jungler in there.
So that's how I knew.
But as for going to Korea, not anytime soon to be honest.
ninety-times in
all right so i'll get this and i'm sure we get it
and i could sense of welcome thank you
it's not a lot of this on the plane the uh... the cop here
miss hoping that it's actually still up
nice
why does not keep you there's no way that she's going to go through this recall
to get this to them
so if it all does die then now hegram is going to watch this upside realize that
it's gone
so it's going to be chill
that's what we're looking for that's it all we need
and then i just talked about folk there
uh... we'd have to see, we'd have to see
the thing about us is that it's like
if he ends up getting high-loan then sure
but if he's like a diamond player or something like that then it's like
what would be the point of going to Korea you know?
but i mean there could be an angle in the future we'll see
see how time plays out
so now what i want to do is i want to just go uh... bulbs and after bulbs are going to go
raptors and crugs and then we should be able to come to drag too
But he have taken my crugs.
WHAAAAT?!
Why would you ever say that, though?
You know what I mean?
It's for those who actually retarded, by the way.
Alright, so we're going to do Nautilus, so I'll get the longsword, and then we'll also
on the dagger too. So what I really want to do is I want to look for the blue and then
after blue we can simply impound the crab as well. Well the problem is that if I look
for a top kill if she has shroud or she just ease away like I can catch up to that. She
has heal on bootside on, there's no point of me even walking there.
I think my best angle right now would literally be just to clear these wrappers and after
to play for my own top to bot folk there.
We can start stacking dragons that'd be huge.
Ah, he's gonna get mad and he's gonna
walk to and bait my Raptors here.
So I'm gonna ignore my top son and just like counter on this here.
Mom!
Brow is in my eyes!
Fuck!
Hold on give me a second.
Bro!
Wait wait wait he gets it so.
Niiiice!
Bro, skinny.
Didn't you say you had to go dude?
You just said you had to go!
What the fuck?
the other hundred Jesus Christ as an ashen the same
holy fuck
alright so we're going to now is all say bye and look for a box of top clear
oh this looks decent
my catgrim is probably going to get the grubs here but maybe I should look for the dragon
yeah should be good
hey dante's life has been though lately and your streams have been the highlight of my
day for a while
Thank you for being the light at the end of the tunnel I got you bro always, but I'm glad that the shims have now been here recently I
Did leave but then I came back
Come back, bro. Jesus
Even playing with James today, we're gonna say we're gonna say
Yes, we're gonna do now is up see if we can play on the
I'm definitely gonna want to see if I can play on like...
Because Hecarim's gonna get the dragon, that's what it is. We have to consider it.
But I can see dragon and then I can just see it. Do you want his Krogs here?
I'm gonna be honest, I generally like the idea of uh...
He is a rich man in Dante's. It's a very cute yordle dancing on a pool.
haha
okay
but guys i'm gonna be honest like can i even kill the fucking acolysir
yo you guys know about the fucking doldrum
that's heck with the world
wow
fucking insta kill that's insanely good for us
i mean if they want to get those waves then just like let them get the wave
the way it gives us shit. We already got the kill.
Oh we said get this and then we can get our Gabby and we should be good.
Yo you guys know motherfucking don't mess with the world.
And now I stick them and they're welcome back. And happy to have this of us. So I'll
Jordan them and the gift too. Thank you guys.
Okay so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna see if we can play on the
Krugs all the way up to the Gromp here.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys that's definitely our best angle like without a doubts
Not a doubt best angle
Yeah, let him run around it's okay
but if I can just move out of the unit right now just like leave them be it's
it's gonna be alright
but a pantheon is fed as fuck though Jesus bro those literally six and one
So we get an invade on the red shirt being the same mother.
No, no, no, I'm not going to.
You get that gift for you.
Nice, any chance we can get this too?
Nice!
Okay guys, we're genuinely starting to scale now, like, I'm not even kidding you.
Like I'm getting to point where I'm actually scaling hard as fuck.
Oh wow, she just wasted a trout.
Well, that's a game-running mistake for you.
Nice, Annie gives scale risks back.
Okay, so now all we have to do is we just bought two top Folklare, reset on dragon, then we're gonna be good.
Like dude, I'm feeling very, very, very happy about this game right now.
Like we have Top laner doing relatively well, Kardus, Fiddler are gonna permascale,
Pantheon is like fed out of his fucking mind.
His game is looking super nice.
That's one.
That's two?
What the fuck?
Now we're getting inside.
It's exactly what we needed.
No, there's no way, dude.
No, no, no, no.
This one.
400 is crazy enough, bro.
I mean dude listen he doesn't know my username but it's like bro if you're playing against
Master Yi and you ult him as hecarim you're always gonna lose that fight because master you can just cue your fear
And then you can't do anything especially with conquer like you cannot lead with our against the mastery brother
That's literally like rule one against this matchup never lead with art made out as Q and then are him after
Fucking rule one bro
Let's go
How do these people so shit I mean it's crazy cuz this is like legit a challenge or lobby by the way
What?
What is this?
Nice
I also have like 10 seconds I kind of want to wait until it does.
Now you know what I want more!
Bro! This is not good!
I'm going this way too bro, take this shit out.
Bro! Scanney what the fuck is going on?
dude are you an oiler is this money laundering I legit can't tell what the
fuck holy shit
dude skinny what the fuck was that
But thank you so much, Jesus Christ!
We're literally 600 subs today, and we're not even an hour into this stream.
That's actually unreal.
What the fuck?
That's crazy, not actually is.
Holy fuck, thank you.
Q of fan made this so this is
Watch out there. I'll watch it later. What's up, man? Oh
Yeah, what's up?
Sub this one I think right now we're at like 8,000 or something
Okay
Okay, but did you give the cuddles after okay, there you go
Nice good shit. Are you gonna show now?
Hey looking very beautiful today looking extremely beautiful today
Say thank you skinny foundation for all the subs
I barely saw you!
Really?
Why are you standing? Sit down, dude. They only see nipple eyes.
Oh, okay.
Hey.
What?
That's your sister weirdo.
Man, what about it?
Yeah.
It's a way.
Alright, anyone with an eye now?
And I'm gonna go up with Pokemon now.
Alright, you all have fun.
Thanks, and you get to buy it, I really appreciate it.
You're welcome.
Hey, Pokemon released this new set, and she hasn't opened any sets in a while, so she has to get her this one boost service, so...
Alright, alright!
Skinny trying to break your sub record within five days long.
Yeah, unironically.
like I know ironically yeah siblings and dating but it's gonna be the next
TLC show guys am I fucked up if I said I wanted to do another mastery game like
dude I'm gonna be real my master recently has been so fucking good I'm
doing master again I'm gonna fuck my master recently has just been way too
like it's a jet just way too fucking insane
siblings by chance lovers by choice fax
I'm a 36 year old man but will you adopt me please
yeah I got you bad boy leave with the papers in rub
And the charcoal sound is welcome. Thank you. And the gold giana sound is welcome. Thank
you. They have good engage for viego. Yeah but dude my mastery has actually been so insane.
Like look at my mastery recently. Let me show you guys this. Every time I work this champion
where Jiko's so crazy.
Like even in the games I'm losing, I'm dropping 20 kills.
Like I literally just want to lock it in like almost every game. It's so fucking good right now.
And slide by Jinx too, yeah, unironically, yes.
I think we might be getting beaten by Junko, NO!
We're gonna hit it bro!
We're actually gonna hit it!
I'm listening on to your relationship, can you give advice on how I don't mess everything
up?
Yeah sure.
So they're just two people coming together setting a line of what each of them think is okay
And then afterwards just respecting each other's line
So don't compare your relationships other people's don't sit there and think that you have to accept certain things or don't accept certain things
As long as you're comfortable with what's going on then set that as your boundary
I'm be sure they're willing to do the same with your partner. They're gonna be okay. I
Can put a lot of the anana next patch there for sure 100%
I don't feel the guns at Kled OTP is sad, I'm not nice, love reading that.
How many wins were you at 2 money bro?
Unironically, 2 money right now.
I think we're like, what, 12 wins away or some shit?
So, like it's a bit fucked up, but it's okay.
I want this.
Here we go.
Alright guys, listen.
As long as we can get our clears this game, I'm in a skill and hyper 1v9 this shit.
Like our team is really good for me to play off of.
We have recon engage, we have barris engage,
We have gnar engage, like we're gonna get him.
And we CC him.
They don't really have that much to be worried about to the rest.
Whaaaaat?
That's not how it works.
Because the problem is that even if I were to give myself subs as a business expense,
I'm so self employed so it's like I would just be like giving money to torch at that point
The low key wouldn't be a bad idea if it didn't work like that
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the Raptors and after the Raptors
We'll look for the rest of here, and then we should be able to be chilling. I bought a Zordy running lane
But I would love to fucking see it
Love to fucking see it
Okay, we're just gonna want to play on the uh, the bulbs here and then after the bulbs
I'll look on the uh, the plot side.
So I'm matching clears with the UD of this game.
Is there gonna be any coachings?
Jesus Christ, but actually thank you wait for mine
Wait I'm getting chased by a pedophile
Let's go
Downs for you skinny. I fucking got you with that
All right three fucking wins now all day all fucking day
Okay, when you're playing this crap here, I
Don't know if we'll be able to though now low key pride just off the buck folk here
Honestly, is my go top cabin and give me that I'm so proud not doing
All right guys, all we gotta do now is just hit him at the top to bottom and we're gonna be chillin.
Skinny is money laundering what the hell? Bro, what the fuck am I-
Like, what the fuck is this pedophile? Who the fuck are you and dude?
Please flash.
But no like outside guys the craziest story do you guys want to hear the actual crazy story that I ever had?
Okay, crazy story ever had one point there was this person were at the end of every month
They would gift me subs and the one point I asked him. I'm like, why are you doing this?
So they tell me they're like the reason why is because I qualify for like a
Low-income tax bracket
I don't have to pay anything and I also get government benefits
And if I make anything above that amount of money, then I lose that privilege
So I just gift streamer subs at the end of every month to keep myself below the bracket so that I can still I get the rewards
I was like this guy this guy's like the other plane genius what?
Okay, I'll do this fucking pedo deer and stop doing all this fucking cringe shit though.
You'll lose if you don't go play the rune king first site then.
good shots low key good call
i think the bar crab is still up by the way
on the nami please
Okay, so now we do this we're just gonna play on the crab and then after crab we're gonna
see if we can look for top to bottom here.
Boom, auto-filled by the way.
Nah, this is not as good as it is.
Bro, you're filled in your winning versus a cloud one check?
Good shit.
Keep it up, bro.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' toad!
Yo, yo, you guys know motherfuckin'
Yeah, I got that thing for once in a while. Thank you.
I got three gifted on my three favorite channels now within three days, I'm blessed.
Hey bro, I'm feeling the love in the air today. Make it four.
Make it for buddy. Probably gifted that you guys gave me here. I'll get back to you, buddy
All right, so now we're gonna do is you're gonna look for the Raptors all the way to the grump in the dragon
Okay, so now what I want to do so I want to look on the Raptors and after afters we look to play on the dragon
Okay, so now Wolves all the way to Gromp, Dragon's gonna be a freebie, and here's this, we
saw Barra Lixars and we should like that that we're spawning, so it's like we had to easily
go for Force Founder Dragon here.
like that give it
case now we want this you just want to finish this and then we look on the
other barter dragon
i didn't actually use my elixir right now
just so we get that posture
Okay, so we're just going to clear this.
Does that get soul killed?
Oh, huge!
Okay, nice.
Now we just got this for free then.
Yeah, we don't have to worry about Galio ulting on our head.
And then if Udyr gets Grubbs, this is a super nice trade for us.
Okay, so the crowd was walking down, so I'm going to assume they're on Grubbs.
Is there any chance that any bot side camps up?
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to reset.
We got our Blade Runner and King on our back, and then we can just play again top to bottom.
Team is scaling nicely, so we just got to like chill back and let it happen.
I need beginner tips for a hatcrime.
Always make sure that you're playing for the Q-Sacks.
Q-Sacks are going to determine whether or not you're able to win fights.
More than anything else.
That's just a kill!
YOOOOO!
What the fuck?
It's just the thing.
Wait, skinny, there another 10.
Holy shit.
Actual Euler. Jesus Christ.
Thank you.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the uh...
Play for the Raptors, and then we're gonna look for the rest of the outside.
We need to win this one now.
It's not an option, guys. We need to win this one now.
I want to see if I can get there in time with Rakan, maybe we can turn this.
I'm going to be honest guys, I literally played that so I kind of, like, I kind of asked for
more than that bro, that was actually sick.
Alright, let's get the tabulations now.
And then how we just out of base?
We look like Mawcrab to be honest.
Or you know what now, let's shuffle and end it on this.
The Mawcrab is so cool.
Huge.
Your music is terrible by the way.
Sorry bro, I can't hear you!
I'm okay.
Nice.
Haha, we are.
Actually, we are.
Yes, no one in this one plate for our boss and then we should be in a really nice spot
Okay, so now what we do is we just play on our grunt and then after the grunt we're going to say we're vulnerable.
Oh my god, Recon really missed his W. No way.
Okay, I'm not.
Alright guys, I'm gonna be real- be really really really needed to get our glisters aced up.
Mom!
YOOOOOO!
WOOOOOO!
TO THIS NO WAY!
We're not even-
Dude, oh my god.
We're not even an hour that happened to stream and we're at a thousand subs today
Holy shit, how much have you even gifted?
No, you're asking saying holy fuck. Thank you
What the fuck?
Thank you so much
All right, look we gotta get it done now
Say no gotta get it done though now we gotta get it done
No, if Santa Buds, let's get Icy. Thank you
Okay, so now we're gonna do something for the the crugs to romp, and I'm sure we get
Cubs all the way to ground now, let's do it
It's ready for us.
So now the best thing that we could do, honestly, more than anything else, is that we just
Just like finish the clear and then after it's found the walkup.
Okay so now we do this we're just gonna play on wolves, after wolves, ooooh.
I'm a fucking retard, I'm not.
You know when it's like you do something and then you think like five seconds later like
the WTF I just did up?
That's how I feel.
I give away, give me a juice, give me a juice, sir.
This.
do this we're gonna be good all right now we just got a play on 30 seconds
Oh, come on, damn it.
I've been baiting every fence I go.
Every color bleeds into the sand.
Because before you go and walk away,
you're gonna make me more beautiful.
That's good, she bangs.
And cap, there's one left.
Thank you.
Alright, so like, our best angle right now would be if we just play for the gomp,
Uh, Gromp and then afterwards we look on the uh, the cap.
Gromp ends up crabbing and we can maybe even plant on the Vodside.
It's my mind that we could look on someone Vod for her.
I mean listen dude my not can ping me all he wants but like what do you want me to do
I drop you know I mean it's like if I go back in now I literally just died
Yeah, he was in a little bit of a rough spot
As long as we can get good fights around the dragon, I think we're okay.
Because realistically it told me really like, let's say, that's the issue.
Or nice, big shot down.
And our Zed's going to be an even bigger problem, so I'm not worried.
Ad now is crazy.
No, the ad's automatic, I don't control when they're like, timed.
Twitch chooses.
It's like everything else is going good, you know?
It's like we're showing today. It's a good vibe everyone's having fun everyone's enjoying themselves
People are going fucking crazy like a thousand subs in an hour and a half, you know, it's like how could I ever even be tilted?
You know
So everything else is just going so amazing. That's like, oh my team's still pinging me
Okay, 40 seconds, our drag is up.
smart simpson edit music
like an awesome dude died from the shrooms
appreciated
more
something like I'm not even trolling. What the fuck? Thank you, holy shit.
Mila, it's actually crazy. Jesus Christ. Okay, no listen. Tonight, even if it takes me streaming
until 1 in the morning, we're getting at least 700 LP minimum. That's my promise, you guys.
whichever comes first 700 LP or 1am
let's go fucking crazy
alright but thank you so fucking much holy shit
okay so now we're gonna do this here and play for the
wolves and efforts we'll look on the ground
Okay, so we're gonna now look on song Badger.
Oh, wow.
Perfect.
And then I'll play for this.
Are you guys doing Jinxy today?
Have you watched those two?
The Jinxy effect?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I will say, I will say, I've done like a lot of collapse over the years.
I know I kind of suffer like a lot of different content creators, you know, and a lot of shit.
But I don't think I've ever been shown as much love
as from Jinxy's community.
Like real talk, you know what I mean?
So it's been like actually kind of insane to see
That thing I saw for that appreciate it
All right
Let's see what actually look on maybe like blue here
Nice we take it and then afterwards we can reset and then we get our next set. No, no, wait, wait
Okay, so a two point nine K gold we could recall right now and then we just wait what?
All right, let's go
Okay, so now we're gonna do so you're gonna look for the bags when then afterwards I'll probably just like talk to Bob
Sending hate from Nebraska. Hey listen if you're from Nebraska, I don't blame you bro
There's one, I got it, I got it.
I wanna look on the something through mid here.
The cool thing is that enemy bot side might be respawning too, so there's a good chance we can play on this shit here.
Ooh, this looks good.
oh my god fuck! we almost had that shit
bro we actually almost had that shit are you fucking kidding me
so i'm gonna think of one that's nice very good
although this is looking like it could end a little bit bad
Okay, no, no, we're good, we're good, we're good.
We need that stance ASAP.
And now go fast, then, if I'm welcome.
Thank you.
What is in two days?
Okay, Pizza Parker, listen.
If we don't hit Challenger in two days,
I am forced to fly out to Jinxy in Florida
and have him beat the shit out of me live on camera.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even hitting them.
I'd really like to see if you look on the dragon play here.
I know that Lucian doesn't have posture.
I'm gonna fucking kill myself
Yeah, don't worry about I'm gonna be honest Australia you guys are good you guys are fucking tarantulas and shit also wait for me
Okay, we're gonna have to look on the baron play soon.
Five baron now.
I think he just kills us. Nice. Very well played.
I mean I'm so away from challenger
Way up with their pain
One of those two
I want a good song though
That's me
I really really want to find this one
Guys, I didn't see much of that as your wave, but there's no reason I would just group
it down when you have the game.
Zed, please.
Fucks sake.
Okay, you guys want me to bet what's gonna happen here?
Kled's gonna halten from top with Udyr, and I'm gonna die, because I retarded Zed's
I
Cut his barbecue
I
Connors flash for conness flash, please
I'm gonna be honest with bars might be able to go fucking sick. I'm old here
Like it sounds just getting crazy
Nice, but we might end up I might end up up
And a pocket damn the problem. Okay. Thank you
Alright, I'm dead man.
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!
GGZ, baby, that's what we're talking about.
Told you, skinny, I got you with the fucking wins right now.
It's like I got you with the fucking wins.
But they weren't ready, you need a hundred games to get plus certain wins, I guess Jinx
is gonna beat you up.
Okay, kind picture, dumbass.
There's something you have to understand.
Saying that to me is probably the dumbest thing that you could ever say and I'll tell
why because I'm a procrastinator from the time I was in school right so the
thing about me is like I'm the kind of guy that it's like I do zero progress on
a group project for literally like weeks on end and then the day before it's due
I sit there and I saw it like and I saw it like fucking actually like working on
it does that make sense so what you have to understand about me right is that
We're at a point now where it's like the project is due so I'm just gonna lock in
autistically and there's literally no way that we're ever gonna lose do you
understand what I'm getting at right now
like it's literally impossible for us to lose
What?
Listen, it's because we needed a chow, I'm telling you guys.
We need to chow.
Alright, let's get it done now.
Don't use big words, just say you're retarded.
Okay, so for those that are unaware of the lore,
My motto 10 all end XRP years ago and because that he didn't he never had to get a job
So let's see how XRP is doing
a dollar thirty five okay how is that over the last year yeah cheers a ton
XRP is the lowest it's ever been bro fucking bastard
What do you think about Rengar? Rengar is good bud. Oh shit!
Kind of striking sometimes. Thank you
Okay guys should we do another mastery game we're not losing on mastery bro this actually kind of fucked up
I'm going to be honest, we're going to do another mastery game.
As crazy as it sounds, we're going to have to, bro.
We have to do another mastery game.
I'm going to have no motherfuckers, total!
Best hack from the world.
RVD, they're in the prime of my life, thank you.
It's bothering and I'm piss-chilling at all, jeez, no.
Listen guys, rule one about life. Never be stressed.
Because no matter how stressed you are, it's not going to change what's actually happening around you.
So the more you worry and the more you stress, the worse you make things.
So even if it's all going to shit, just be chill.
No don't you if I started playing because of a genc people app and dropped 31 kills on work within a-
There you go bro! Keep it up!
You're making this contagious in the best way possible.
Oh I thank you. I appreciate that.
When Dondas gets gifted subs, he sounds like a girl that wants to fuck.
Yo, you guys know about the fuck, don't you?
No, the reason why is just because it's like, it's cool to me that streaming can be my career, you know what I mean?
And I can just sit here and I can like play games and be supported by people all over the world
and allow me to like actually sit there and like, not only do what I love for a living, but like, do it well, you know what I mean?
So nah, just makes me happy that I'm able to like do it.
And uh, Twitch, I'm in the 5 welcome.
Thank you.
Alright, let's hear you in D-Share.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I think this is a rare bot to top full clear game.
Yup, literally bro.
60 fucking LP.
I mean, I think about exhaust as it kinda works against me.
Because it doesn't reduce my attack speed or my movement speed, but it makes it so that my physical damage component is like
My physical damage component is like lower there are definitely even current let's stop this game
So we do is you just play for the red
Crugs all the way to gromp on again
All right, so now what we do is we just play on this shit
Nice very good, okay, we're in decent far now guys really in a decent spot on them
Okay, I think our best bet at this point would be to play on, honestly, Wolf's the
ground for me to really get spotted
nice very good right now
if you look for the top kill students can be insanely good for us
see buddy
What did you swear?
I can really go on the Algae route soon, because I saw that was a long message.
Let me just get like a reset first.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the Gromp, and then after Gromp, I'll look on the...
I don't know, Raptors for Crack.
You ever played Diana all the time, bro? Diana's my second most played.
The only reason why I'm not playing it recently though is because my mastery's been fucking like crazy though.
Like my mastery's literally been insane recently.
Wow, well played. Good fucking shit.
Let's actually walk up and we'll jump over it on the Krugs before we recall.
Because even if I recall right now, it's not like it does anything for me.
So I'm gonna recall when my board has 7 seconds left, because recall takes 8, and then now we're just bad before.
So now we're gonna be able to see Nidalee the second she shows.
Alright, any tips vs Viber as Akram?
Yeah, spread your ass and ask for him to go like soft.
It's a f***ed up matchup, bro. It's really bad.
You need it and you'll literally never fight him.
Kill some of them as you go.
You might even go to the gym and climb 36 games when she gears back after one break around.
And gym I'm ready to reach on her and get my best body yet.
Watch all these videos I'm proud of and never end myself. I'm ready to destroy.
Appreciate that.
And listen, you got it.
That's like the number one thing, it's just always consistency.
But like, one of the issues that most people have is they try to like overexert themselves
and they think that they can maintain something that's like unsustainable
so that's my best thing for you to do
is just like do it
do it in a way
where you're not just going to do it for a year and then after a year and like this is too much
set your goals in a way where it's like you can work towards it every day
but not be so like overloaded that it's like
i can't do this shit anymore after six months
that's what i've been doing with the gym, it's like some days i go to the gym and i have a 20 minute workout
but it's like that doing stuff like that is what allowed me to be able to do it
for the last like
seven eight years you know
when it's about making appearance we're gonna see bro
love to see about it
so what we're gonna do is we're gonna play on the uh... cramp
and then after the cramp I'll see if I can look for
We're working much for a 5Q.
This song's good actually.
This song's good actually, look.
you
You
Yeah, really really want to pay my top side here
Now is a good one, I had a lot of fun with it.
Yes there was a juicer.
Were you shocked for more than gold?
If I'm having fun, and I think I could do it probably, yeah.
What's that gold is gonna be my day sign
Yes, I'm gonna be real like our team is saying very well
It's like low gear took me super good faster
Go. Go.
Yes, this fucking guy's a boy.
This is the one thing I don't like about, okay, so the guys that made this thing, they're
two guys.
One of them is in basswood, the other guy's in cowax.
And the reason why I don't have literally all their songs in my playlist is because
of what you guys are listening to right now.
I don't know why they always do this, it is so cancer.
But they always, always, always have this thing that's called like reverse bass, which
But you should right now where it's kind of like almost like this staticky thing that doesn't add to a drop or anything
And it just makes it really shit to listen to the song and most of the time for me
All that takes is just like
One segment of the song that has had and I don't want to add to my purse anymore
Like all this I hate it so much. It's such an unnecessary addition
with the long beds down now we already did, we already did, and this was another one
And uh, Mickey can win 5 months of life.
Thank you.
And uh, Chicks can win 5.
Okay, so now what I want to do is I just want to prime the rest of the spots out of the
map, or it stridens up in about a minute.
As long as we got that brother skin as a freebie, I'm telling you.
Okay.
We need to play on mission now.
I
We'll see, we'll see bro, we'll see, I'm telling you.
It'll be progressive, but we're gonna have a lot of fun.
But I really wanted to do nothing, just trying to get this Shagnamkin reset on our topside.
Nice.
Alright, now we gotta start blowing towards our Gwynns. The Gwynns sues.
Free crowd now.
All right guys, genuine caution. Is there any way to kill the sentry here?
Alright guys, genuine caution. Is there any way to kill the Sentry here?
I'm invading this here.
Let's add this. Let's add this in.
I don't know what all we have to do is just clear her topside and then it's show, but
at this point we're just completely dominating the entire fucking map.
I kinda want to play for that Herald here.
So what we're going to do is we're going to play for the Herald and afterwards I'll reset and then we'll play on the top to bottom.
It's looking very good for us right now though.
Challenger will be yours, but lost in over the next 48 hours.
I'm telling you, we'll be bro, we got this shit easy as fuck. It's gonna be a preview.
Black season, my name was never to you on the leaderboard with Teclaron, but this season I am coming for search points.
These are the top, remember the name, Teclaron.
I actually would, I remember it. Good luck.
It's not what I want to do is I just want to pay for the bombs and then after it's worth for the rest of our side
Start it consists
I'm just gonna try to get her to drop herself.
Is there any chance that her is gonna drop herself?
Yeah, that's very wrong.
I'm not gonna get greedy, it's okay.
But we said in the note just in case I'm gonna beat her red ship.
My parts?
That's getting added to the goon folder.
there that's all I know
I kind of want to do here is just in data and we read though
pipe with us
We're dropping this on 100%
How much longer does that stop on my alt?
the city do we
die can you think about it
the size spreadsheet
name you gotta be
retouched
you can automatically
interpret
the pills before
you throw them out
from
anyway, while you think
you're making
a size spreadsheet
to calculate
how long it takes
me to bust these
pills
much less
Like why would you ever add that on the end bro?
Nice!
I
That's so neat
Holy fuck dude, when my mouth is hanged open that's when you know that the Tism is taking full effect
literally
When the fucking mouth is hanged open though, that's like the full swing of the Tism though. I'm not fucking kidding
Holy shit, and the stem for down the south. Thank you
that's actually crazy jesus christ
we are fucking back
yep
if we win again we're gonna start peeking
dude i'm gonna be honest after that day two days ago or three days ago
we went one win nine losses i genuinely thought the run was fucked
i thought it was fucked
but then it's like we're bringing it back though holy fucking shit we are bringing it back
we are bringing it the fuck back right now
alright so now what we're going to do is we're just going to play philosophy again
We're only 10 minutes away from challenger. Wow, that's crazy.
Yee 20 game winch again, coming true.
Today's after what?
For me to fly out to Florida and get this shit beaten out of me by Jynx if I don't uh...
If I don't get it done.
Why does she have to create a storyline, true?
Who do you think is going to win G2 or M-Coy?
I'm going to be honest with you, Dave, so I don't really care.
I'm not really big into the posting, though.
i'm not a big into posting at all to be honest
i guess we're thinking
it's like a low-key what we thinking here
which chanteon
please let me drop no cc
oh my god is it another is it another yee game is it another yee game
come on come the fuck on baby another yee game please bro
how's the day going bro it's never been better i know
Oh, fuck it, let me go back to one sec.
minutes left. Let this one go a little around the pink folded hand's light, skin-tone saluting face.
Alright, so guys, I'm already- I've never been readyer than this.
But we are getting at least full challenger lobbies.
Wow.
Every game today is a fucking banger, but I can't wait for this.
He has ghosts.
I didn't want to...
I'm going to clear where it's top.
Yeah, I'm going to definitely clear where it's top this time.
I'm running off on my knees
Bro, pin my-
DO YOU EVER NOT GET CANCER?
FUCK!
EVERY PIN MESSAGE FROM YOU
IS NOTHING BUT EIGHT!
Alright
So now we just throw bots at top and run
Okay, so he's definitely starting on his, uh, like something.
I'm not sure if you can see it, but it's a little bit of a mess.
Bro, playing games where you're like level 16, 4 to master you, and then afterwards you have to like start from 0 again.
My blade is Y-O-U-U-R-F.
It literally feels like you're playing an MMORPG or some shit, and then you're destroying
the level 1 areas, but then it's like when you get to the level 50 areas and you're destroying
them, then you go back to level 1 areas and you have to start all over again, so you don't
have to resupply nothing.
We need a palmyrish now.
Guys, low-key it'll be a blue into a grompine ulcer.
We guys coach him in the LCS with Caitral.
Uhhhhhhh, would cageover beat down for that?
I mean, you doubt that was Jinx, because that was called Jinx, is it?
But I'm sure it's like, uh...
Maybe it's gonna be that one, for sure.
I
Nice.
I just wanted to hold this right here.
and looting
yo, pardon me once to do a risky play, but if it works it's crazy for us
nah, nah, nah, I'm not doing it, he's gonna work for sure
I was gonna say I'm gonna like, stay here and look for a gank on him, but yeah
Now the way that his wave was, like,
he's like, sorry, put your hands up.
Hey, you can get to one to...
Koshim? Okay.
Today would be a good day for Genie to just watch you play live.
I'll give it a Lucas.
I'm not gonna zither and tell Jynxie or Jynxie again to catch ya, bro.
You know what I mean, it's like...
But I'm not sure if he's even gonna play League today though to be honest, because then nobody has his dark maw cosplay, and it's also gonna be force up for him today.
Jesus, that's crazy, that's good harsh. I've been enjoying them.
I'm trying them.
Okay.
Um.
I don't know if I'm the most into Gromp though.
I came from heavens, I'm ashamed of things that even I don't understand
I try to fix it, I try to fight it
My head was twisted, my heart divided, my life so collided
I don't know why I didn't trust you to be on my side
I'm broken two million pieces, can't go back
When I'm seeing all the beauty and the broken glass
The stars are burning me, darkness been harming me
My voice without the light, this is what it's all about
Why did I cover those two colors stuck inside my head?
I should have left the tagging edges, meet the lady to stay
Show me what's up with me, I'll find your harmony
That's all we could do right
My voice without the light, this is what it's all about
No one's going.
Bro, Zin you have fucking AIDS bro, I'm not gonna lie, you have fucking AIDS.
I
The cow is going to war
the fuck is he doing
ok listen, uh, damn, I lost my crugs
ok so we're gonna have to folk their upwards and then I'll just play on the grubs to second
they spawn
hey guys best play by far right now we just clear up that's here all we have to
do
everybody just want to get the the rappers and after oppers and stops like
I think they're buffering.
Ooh, ah, execute.
I mean dude, Alcars fed as fuck, but it's always like a good thing.
I mean I guess he's going AP Alcars, so it could be interesting.
Okay, so the unfortunate thing is how a mid laner dies again, I don't know, he's getting
solo killed by 50 times, but I guess what I have to do is I have to just play on my,
no, no one fuck playing on Gromp, I'm gonna look on the grubs here, Lee is about to, this
As long as Yone doesn't randomly come to check this tier, we're fine.
And then I can just find my reset, and then we're gonna be okay.
This game is really gonna be me against the world guys, I'm already feeling it.
I'm wondering if my team has enough setup to actually make me go fucking Jesus mode though.
Would I build them to buy on the Hecarim?
Uhhh why do you think you can kinda go either way?
Nice!
Well, I'm not gonna lie to you. I think if you genuinely start punching me I'd get hard like I'm not
But would hurt more wouldn't be the fucking punches. It would be the fact that I'd have to like hold in my blue balls
And okay, best angle here is we just play on Wolfson's
Gromp, and then afterwards you look on dragon
Yo, your piece of shit's on his arm.
Damn. Did the powder go to that shut down?
Fuck. I'm just gonna be a little chow over about 10 months away.
Okay, maybe we can actually come to try here though.
Nice.
Whaaat?
Oh my god.
I THINK WE JUST FUCKING WON!
Tim, I'm gonna give you a command, I'm not kidding.
Like a monkey, I'm gonna give you a pro man if you sit here one more time today and fucking type something cancer
Like I'm telling you your ass is fucking gone instantly
Fucking get with the memo bro. It's a serious fucking day
It's like you're like it's like you're fucking giving cancer to funeral dude not the police know the time
To one, okay.
All right.
Alright.
I can't wait to hold my Q.
All right.
Highlight of our week TBH.
Jinksy, I'm pulling it out.
Dante's, grox grox.
Jinksy, spit on it, spit spit.
Dante's, F-W-P-T-H, F-W-P-T-H, F-W-P-T-H.
All right, let's go.
Where's Buzz? I know exactly which part of yesterday's show you're referencing to.
I
Don't use your screen yesterday with the best we stream I've ever watched
I was crying
Like as it was funnier because you were sad
I mean this is also fucking a piece of shit for not instantly turning on the Lee Sin
I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. When I was 16 years old, there was
There's only one kind of stream that I would genuinely go on Twitch for to watch.
And it was you playing Slyther.
I'm not even shitting you.
But her you playing Slyther was like one of the only things I'd ask you on Twitch to
watch.
I wouldn't even watch League stuff, but if Greek was on Slyther I'd be like alright,
try to fucking watch us you know.
I was like ah, can't escape that, I'm on to run.
Thank you.
Everyone just play on the rest of the game, or maybe even look on the province of drag.
Dude, I wish this was a practice still game.
Am I actually dead brother?
That champion should be brought out and executed.
How can that even be remotely allowed to happen?
You know what I mean?
Like, that's fucking crazy.
Alright.
I think our best angle now, though, is we just play through drags.
Yeah, because our team is like somewhat decent, so we just have to play drag somewhere, okay?
I'm watching you play League and try and become better.
Yeah, sure.
The biggest thing about League is just playing your shits on them.
Like if you're gonna sit there and you're gonna play like 20 games a day, it's about
making it so that your mechanics that you have to actively think about become second nature.
I really wanted to book on Crab and Sir Dragon here, though.
Ah, for fuck's sake.
the fuck's sake.
Thank god this song is playing, so I think if it wasn't, I'd genuinely have thoughts
about committing a...
uh, in-game.
Anyways...
But I think we have to do this game though, so we're gonna have to play from our chest
and death sands.
I don't ask why do you hate Eastern Europeans, I don't, but I just think that Eastern Europeans
are some of the funniest groups of people to talk to ever, because you go up to a random
guy that's from a random Eastern European country, like Serbia, and then you tell him,
Hey, you look like the kind of guy that would like a Romanian, which is another random Eastern European country that you think of off the top of your head.
And it's like, they literally lose their fucking minds.
Like, all you have to do, it's kind of like, you guys remember those like, games where you would put random like, words?
And then afterwards, like, it would tell you like, put an adjective, put a verb, and then it would like, create a story?
With Eastern European people, all you have to do is just add two random countries,
And then you just get the craziest reactions ever to hilarious
To the funniest thing ever
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest I kind of play this game anymore
We need it to 5v5
Oh fuck, guys there are pieces of egg in my fucking keyboard.
Oh shit.
Okay, that's good.
Alright, we're gonna-
Okay, so now real shit!
If we were to look for something Medishare, could we get it?
for something medicare could we get it
alright
let me see what we can do
Like this game just feels so fucked though.
We need to group out as five, but team is just not grouping.
Alright.
Yeah, the young is suffering a problem.
dude this feels so fucking good
oh nice
every time I look up at the stream this queen has been respawning
AF!
no we actually lost
like we actually lost this game
uhhhh
yo cas
can you AFK
so we get no LP loss
we don't deserve
to lose LP
just because of how inhuman you are.
Do you disagree?
Like guys, realistically, if this guy's a good person, he leaves the game right now so we can just like
we can fucking uh, we can just have F with no LP loss.
If he's a bad person, he plays it out. Like why are you gonna make everyone suffer for the fact that you're just disabled, you know what I mean?
Oh, Gigi. He's just ignoring what I said.
Cast or Zen, go AFK.
Neither of you deserve to make us suffer.
guys i don't think they're gonna hit me, i tried but both of them are just pretending
that they can't hear me, it's actually crazy
That's the only way we can maybe look on this though.
Oh no.
Yeah, this is just terrible.
we didn't care where the night was
we just cleaned it all up again
we're still so clean
like we are
we're still alive
guys i'm gonna be honest with you
this is like a pretty old monkey game
we got a good song there i think
I'm going to be honest, if this Cassiopeia later serves a permanent for Naughty if-King,
but guys, yes or no, yes or no, if somebody hardens a game like the way our Cassiopeians
in Zao did, then they should be morally obligated to leave the game so that we get a 0 LP loss,
Yes or no?
Cause I'm gonna be honest with this is like crazy.
This is like actually crazy.
How many games do you have challenger now? Now like 11 maybe?
Like that's actual up.
Even if I'm on heck of a night game, I still think we just didn't solve some other ones.
But that game is just a loss no matter what happens.
Wow, our top laner is in so OTP.
Are you fucking kidding me?
He won the 9s every other game!
What?
I just want to say I am very very very very very sorry for giving you both cancer and
AIDS at the same time I want to apologize and ask for a second chance I promise I want
to do it again maybe, probably.
Well this is actually crazy literally both of these guys consistently perform on the
run tricks almost all the time they got in my game the time machine it's it's
unironically the time machine I'm not even kidding guys it's a literally the
time machine that's what I was telling you guys and nobody believes me oh he's
laughing he's making shit up no dude it's the fucking time machine unironically
literally the fucking time machine dude
I guess they're just time machine dude.
Showing all target ends?
Well I have shurma mode, it's not target ends.
Is there just a time machine?
You need to do the ritual right now.
Well, we cannot unmark the ritual yet.
We'll see.
If it's fucked up, we'll see.
What is a time machine?
That game has a time machine where they can literally predict when people are going to
enter games and make you lose.
I'm not kidding.
Let's see what it is.
We need a time machine ritual for solo.
Unironically we might have to actually do one of those.
We'll see if we have to do it.
No, no guys, we're fine.
Have you overused the ritual?
If you overused the ritual, then it's bad.
If you overuse the ritual, it's bad because what ends up happening is like it loses its potency
So that's why we need to sit here and we need to like ration the ritual
Reacts a video brah I'm not reacting to shit right now
Until I'm like three wins away from challenger I feel nothing
we need to just enter our shed right now
that's here all we need right now
have you thought of any ways Jhinx will be your Irelia? bro he's not gonna beat us
we're gonna hit challenge or don't worry about it
like will it take an a hit it easily as fuck you're gonna see
but y'all is a cool down yeah actually
alright
seraphine young
sing along like this so far
Play Diego!
At Dontos, check your Twitter ads, it's funny.
Bro, African Andy.
If I look at my Twitter ads and it's some fucking bullshit you're getting perma banned.
you fucking moron is this you this this better not be you bro if this is you
telling me to check Twitter ads just so you could show me the game that you lost
when I just lost the game that was probably a million times worse your
promo band is this you and don't fucking lie is this you hey Dante's I am an
Alistar support one trick what's your personal opinion of my playstyle
we're the also asking but they're also asking for it all
all right heck I'm getting all I've ever known
no no
it's cuz we're into the ritual it's cuz we're into the ritual it's cuz we're
into the retro it's because we're into the retro it's because we're into the
retro oh no
it's because we're into a retro
I'm a J-Dance, I'm welcome, thank you.
Guys I have a gen med
Oh kill me now
Fucking kill me now
It's fine we don't want to be nine yet
Let's go set up now
I didn't type anything, it's good tubsky.
See, it's only just caught us straight for literally no reason.
two
three
We need to get it done now. Let's go sit up focus and get this shit done
I'm not even gonna swap my walls this game though, real talk
She blind dates my rappers
All right, let's go
Yeah, that's perfect.
Hey, Dante.
Call Urgent to turn on delay and hide Minima.
They have no delay.
Yeah, that's interesting.
Whatever.
Okay, we're simply up with the Wolf Son,
and after Wolfs are just going to play for us
with our top son, Teresa.
So again, there's this that does something like
How about Saksha Invading Mary, which is super nice for us?
I wish you could join us.
you
You
I think our best angle right now is to play top to bottom and then we're going to begin.
Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're just going to play on the uh...
We're going to play on the rest of our bot side tier, and then after that we can play on the dragon too.
Like I'll literally just look for the uh...
for the raptors here, and then after raptors we'll look on the clogs.
And right now it's actually looking like really decent for us though.
Like we just go uh, crugs into dragon, and then we're going to be like in a very very very low off state.
I think I'm gonna leave the dragon alone and just go top-cob.
I don't know if we can talk about the rappers here.
Ok nice, not bad.
so rappers are now gone
i think here the only thing i have to do is just like going this right in front of her face
like she was getting that 6 voters a bell with her fel can do if she doesn't get a kill
so they just got the red for fair enough
And then afterwards I even talked about folk friends who ride him
Though can Chadwick fuck off holy shit
See what I'm worried about now is that I should just invade me
Oh, I got fucking sucks, I'm not good.
Like, one of the things I thought we'd be able to actually follow up properly and then it's
just like, yeah, this guy's...
He literally could have instantly ulted the second I got the ult off and said he just does nothing
And then he spams GG like 15 times. I mean, congratulations
Okay
The good news is that even if our Urgot's a fucking insane loser, we can still win this game to the rest of our team
So I'm not too worried about it
It's not what we're really gonna need is to look on the red and two Krugs and as long as we do that
We can also look on the dragon and it'll be good
Yeah, cuz I crap dragon would be insane
I'd love to play on this crab
It's kind of crazy we have a bard that has a mage bot
And on Bard has not left lane a single time, 9 minutes and the enemy of Mumu that has a Lucian ADC has left lane like 3 times, like that's concerning.
Okay, so Bard has ult and Mumu doesn't.
We have a really huge advantage.
I'm on the bar, do you want to ult?
Bar do you want to ult?
Bar do you want to ult? Bar do you want to ult them?
Alright, so I think our best angle at this point, considering everything that we've seen, everything we've witnessed, is you just film me at all and I'm just going to farm for the entire game, that is what it is.
I'm just knocking there, I think, trying to play anymore. It's not worth it.
It's legit not worth it, guys. I'm telling you, it's legit just not worth it.
So instead of like putting my 7 positions where I know I'm gonna be lied down, fuck it, I'll just float there.
Like here, I don't know, this could be the first time I've ever been on a human being, but I don't trust my air god to be even like 1% of a human being.
So I'm just like, now I'm gonna go for it.
Yeah, I know Smite was too risky. Yeah, but the play wasn't to do the dragon. The play was for the dragons to force enemy to walk up. They got ulted by Bard, we clawed some of them and then we just won the game.
So that's the thing, it's like it was forcing dragons to force a fight on them.
All right, so now we're just trying to reset.
All right guys, so our barred recalled, is he going to try walking straight, or is he
going to walk topside?
Let's see where his brain takes him.
He's walking bot again.
I mean at least he's wanting to listen a lot at the minimum.
So I just order him around and maybe we can actually have a competent player on our hands.
Alright, well that's not bad.
I think our best angle here would just be, uh, yeah, I'm not gonna invade the crugs because
that puts so much else in our regard.
Nice, well played, our god.
nice perfect okay so that's really good now we can use we can look for the the
blue one then afterwards I'll see if I have to look for midi gank or looking
at your optors
the boy presses auto and victor victor dies here
The good thing is that even if Bard gets killed, it's not that bad, because he ends up building
these items and actually all of them function within the game.
It's not what we're going to do, so we're going to plant in the rafters and go all the
the way to clog something should be good.
So Mark dies, Ergot dies.
you
Did the out of three games method with a 30 minute break between the lost streaks?
Yeah, but I'm gonna be honest, I can take a fucking 30 minute break, because if I take
a 30 minute break the only thing I'll be able to think about is the fact that I'm not
up to break the free-law streak.
I wouldn't surprise me if the game ends and we see this, or that it's like Masters or LP.
Because like even though it's like he's walking straight back instead of walking to the edge.
Which he just makes decided Bobath wants to crash in some that shows he gets crashed on
turret too instead of like walking all the way to the sides like closer to choose
That's not responsible. Maybe we could have actually 3 camtors bought this one too though.
Cause like, we know our surfing was challenging right, so maybe 3 camtors bought another one too.
Alright, let's see what we can do here.
Uh, surfing is something to actually get kind of fed.
I'm gonna have nothing to farm.
So now what we're going to do is play for the annoucement, like this can actually be
we get
I guess what I can do is, if I go for the grand cry I just slide on it and say
all of us
but we look at like recent efforts i look on my walls i guess that's not a
terrible idea
I
you
I
She's playing so fucking tilted it's actually so bad
I mean no we can so and we can so and we can so and we can so
We didn't saw it on our own, we didn't saw it as long as I don't saw it's perfect.
Well, there's always a chance.
your team scales
oh no
what are you doing?
We haven't got so many bars in our life though
I think he's out, wish I'd have him.
Alright, do you guys think there's any way that we can actually like go for fights here?
I'm gonna be honest, I think that's a much easier fight.
we didn't take it with a night one hand
we just planned it all again
we still so clear
if I could go back in time
I really didn't know
I'm gonna see something really fucked up
and you guys are not allowed to cancel me if I said oh you guys ready?
I think the same could actually be done
like I'm not gonna take that to a cast of it
possibly i can do madabashara on this one
later on king i can do madabashara because like a is so low actually skill and so will fiora
like
There could actually be a possibility of us winning this one.
I guess our baron needs to be shot in the head on this way to Walmart, like tomorrow, but outside of that, you know, like any of that.
But outside of that, like we're actually in a really good spot.
trade 1 to 1 I'll take it
50 seconds until dragon, we might not have a try getting that chair
I got a little bit too much, oh oh oh
I want the people to do us a duro
I'm an ill-equipped, I can't find my travel where
My support is solo pushing bot right now, are you fucking serious?
The problem is that Yumi has Mikael, so even if we're like ult on the bars, she can just
It's like one of the uh... the fear.
Oh nice!
Actually not bad!
Guys, I'm not kidding, we actually do have a fucking shot here.
Like, I'm not even saying it sarcastically, like, we actually have a chance.
As long as I don't let myself talk too much to the way I talk, I'm just gonna get tilted,
and I just like listen to the music, and might actually win this one.
Alright, let's see if I can put on the red buff here.
I'm gonna be honest, I feel like if you don't play with Dior or Ace of Eagles down here, then I know.
This guy
They're back off
Now I'm getting that thousand gold bounce hit a bit in the stand across
But now we can just pay for the cards then approach me what I'm gonna wrap this
Let's put push off.
Let me, let me steal this, let me steal this.
If I can get vision, I can steal it.
Okay, eight, seven, six, five, four, three.
I'll show you when I'm like a second later.
if I would have gotten that back I would have been in the game by now
oh fuck
now the game was in my hands so who is it on me
but yeah I could have actually like sought that game or not
All right.
Yeah, I guess we're just gonna stop.
All right, guys, now for the moment of truth.
Is our Briar a Briar support one trick, or did he randomly decide that after hundreds
of games of playing everything besides Briar, that this was going to be as Briar game.
We're going to see.
Alright guys, the moment of truth, did the Riot time machine get us this time?
Who's right for it?
So,
His most plate is barred, right?
The fucking time machine got her ass.
fucking time machine got our ass
oh my god get me the FUCK OUT OF THIS PURGATORY
alright
I hope you know the damn picture because it's not the human.
But thank you bro I appreciate that.
Do you ever consider doing a stream on DXM?
I don't know what other of those two things are so I can say yes but holy shit thank you
bro I appreciate that.
Thank you. And uh, good follow ZazzogTray thing as your subs. I saw it there in 3 months on the Mac.
Jam and Michael thing as your subs. I next sender.
There in the uh, 8 months on Mac. Thank you.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers, though?
Yes, they know me.
And because in the ritual you said losers queue another day and today is the other day,
what is that the reason why?
Is that the reason why?
Is it because yesterday we're doing the ritual so it's like I'm tanking Jinxies Looser's Q?
Is that what's actually happening?
Like is that what's actually happening right now?
I think those are drugs? Oh, drugs? Yeah, I've never done any drugs though.
Never will I either.
And uh, Christiana on the prime, welcome, and Angelna on the prime, thank you guys.
The reason is because he didn't thrust during the ritual, nah it's fun, we're gonna win
shake it up. But I'm telling you guys, now we're going to win the shake it easily.
Okay, so nobody's trading the adds. What do you guys think?
Okay, so nobody want, wow, nobody want. Anyone?
ANYONE!!!
okay, oh my god, give me a second
I
I'm about to say the most fucked up thing I've said all stream.
I need to take accountability for these losses.
The reason why I'm losing is because I'm going for too many fights and I'm putting too much
faith in my team early.
If I just play for only guaranteed plays, then I'll get 20 kills a game and I'll literally
1v9, same as we were doing yesterday.
So all we need to do guys is literally just play it slow.
That's all we have to do.
That's literally all we have to do.
That's literally all we have to do right now.
Just got a three count play at song we're gonna be getting.
Uh, John's there in the prime, welcome.
Thank you.
Alright, let's get it done.
Ah, okay.
Number one, Jinxie waiting room.
Jack be honest type one of the second the jet the jitty boy goes live you guys are fucking out of here
Be honest
Let's say guys
3 camping puts us in a...
I won't get tilted.
I'm not going to get tilted.
I'm going to guess he's not going to go for the Kragz after.
He's just going to like fuck off to his...
Oh no, he's to his...
That's actually good.
Hey, just checkmate!
you
You
And is over committing on your problems you need to go
Walk through your blue buff so you can get two stacks off of it
I
I'll get the Baron and then after it's recall, you don't want to get your stacks, they stop.
So when you get that blue out of base, and then afterwards you're going to shatter your
team at the end, okay? The enemy team does have wave clear, so you're going to want to look for a force fight.
So now after this, boo, you're going to look on the crab after the crab on when it looks towards me.
It's that free, okay, bro?
Now Yon is looking for a fight on Rumble and ignores.
You're playing through your movement.
You have no vision.
I want you to look for a fight.
I'll tell him in two.
Deep strapping going.
I'm going to go for a bot side of the map, except for reset.
and
now you see smaller but it's you know you have to do yes
Okay, rockstripe bot.
Good for him.
If he rocks up you alt.
Fucking cocksucker.
Alright, no flash, that's worth.
It's okay, don't tilt.
Okay, rumble, deseed, go shop out bot.
Do headstrap
So now you're gonna shove out a wave bot, okay? After you shove out the wave bot, I'm gonna want you to cover mid
So now what you're gonna do, okay? I want you to tell me red, red's up in about 8 seconds, you're gonna tell me sorry
After the red, the next timers can do that crab, after the crab, the next timers dragon, play on these timers.
Allow the game to dictate how you play.
It's not wanting to play on the bar crab, and then I float so towards me.
Now just recall, spend your gold if you can, and then lock wrappers on a basic to drive.
So now what you're going to do is you're going to play for the dragon.
That's what they're trying to do. I don't want anything about it.
They've got to drop their counts.
Come here.
If you want to walk up and see if you look for a player over here, and there's no player
going to recall or you're going to fly really fast.
Now walk to me.
Rappers are up in 30, the next time we're going to try to fight on we'll be there.
also make me look for a fighter on boobuf. You know I'd do that inside the bucket. Your
nevia won't be in position now, but I think I'm gonna go for it.
No, don't do this to me please. Wappers the time.
Okay, they're over committing on this. Let your team get a free kill on you. Back off,
just play for your b-bump your next time, something like that.
Okay, just not wanting to take the wave, but then after I was still hoping for it.
You guys can burn. You guys can burn. Now before you burn, instead of soloing it, look for the victory.
It goes for him. It goes for him. It's worth it.
Now, skirt around the Alex skirt side of his W.
That's not just for me to fuck out.
Fuckin' bitch.
Take your lanterns, count them. Take this count. Take the count of two.
So now what you're going to do, you're going to finish this baron afterwards, I want you
to play for a top to bottom here, here as many capsules as it takes, as many capsules
as it takes for death sounds.
Oh you can afford a dollar, ok, you call it just buy.
Out of base you're going to go for red, and then I want you to just watch towards red.
Okay, so now what you're going to do is I want you to look on a ball play.
Get on this pushup.
Take your lane, it's counting.
Yeah, smite him.
There you go.
Give him a counter.
Give him a better counter.
Give him a bit of cancer. Make him feel 1% of the agony he's been feeling all day.
Ah, there you go. He's not going anywhere, is he?
He's fucking locked in your basement and he's never getting out.
There you go.
Take his cannon?
Perfect.
Keep going.
Someone near the ground, back to the ground, on Victor Kelly. He's walking up.
Fucking slashes.
Be a bit careful
Hey, watch where it's in
You don't even need to go to get fucking shit, but you're actually a fucking king. Thank you
There's no back off clear is topside and the number is I'm wanting to be something on soul. I'm the game you guys
I don't get high, yeah
Anyone in the world don't get high, yeah
With my life, life, life
you
Yo, yo, my crazier this is sound Loki kinda good.
Loki kinda chillermote now?
Like on some real shits.
Yo, you guys know motherfucking Dora?
It's me, Devin the Primo.
Thank you.
Alright, Donta, sit up, talk to me.
What are you noticing this game?
Alright, alright.
Alright, so top lane is Poppy vs. Harris, it's a hard matchup for her.
Bottom lane is Thresh vs. Zoe, okay, so what does that tell you?
It tells me that if I play towards top nothing is going to get accomplished, I just need to
trigger like it's a ladder right?
So what I'm going to do to this game is I'm going to play for bot side clear, okay, that's
good.
So you're going to 3-count towards bot to try to play off your Thresh hook early?
Yes.
So drop a ward on your red to make sure that Shaco doesn't invade you and then start on your wolves.
So this game I'm not going to want you to go blue as your second buff, why not?
Because if you go blue second there's a chance that Shaco could go raptors and then invade you on blue and kill you, right?
But if you go wolf standing cromp, then he has to really overexert himself and by then you can just like kill him.
So because of that you're just going to want to save your smite, okay?
Do not smite the wolves.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is you're gonna play on the wolves and then afterwards the next camp second
Come is gonna be gone. So it's wolves grumping to
I mean, you don't want to smite this we don't want to smite this
Bring your team off and then you think they're on the way
So they know
Alright, nice, your minus is into an Olaf, hold on.
Now, the Olaf has no flash ghost, Zoe has no ignite, do you think that's gankable?
I don't think it could be.
Don't use your W, you're gonna want to save your mana here.
Alright, let's see.
Let's see how?
Kill the shake up. Kill us both.
One second. Kill us away too.
LET'S GO!
DON'T JUST GET ON YOUR NEES!
NOW!
Wait, why? Why? Get on them!
Alright, good.
So now what you're gonna do, listen.
That was great.
You're gonna buy your boots, get this,
and then afterwards, sit on that long load, okay?
So now, out of base, what I'm gonna wanna do
is you're gonna start on Krugs,
play with your Q-Stacks, walk towards the Varus,
and then see if you can chance a top gank,
because he's so overpushed
that right now you can actually win this game.
["Morning March"]
Three Q-Stacks?
Varus is warning you.
You didn't want it?
All right, go on, go on.
Is this free?
Now what you're going to do is play on the crab, after the crab I want to clear your top
side of the camp.
Now you're going to want to smite the crab because there's a chance that Chaco's is
going to watch you from the little cut corn in the bush and try to smite seal it.
So now you're going to do wolves, or rat it into Krug's wrappers, then you just play for
a centered folk there. By the time you finish your folk there you should get on timer for
dragon 2 so it's going to get free. Now while you're clearing red I wanted you to walk towards
the raptors and the reason why is because of Shacoin Bates you that's going to be the first
camp you guys. So this gives you information. You see it's not on there so that means you know
you're good enough with your cards. So I wanted you to look top. Mars has no sums.
It could be very good game for you, sure.
Now you know that Vars never wanted the tri-bush, right?
But he wanted the river-bush.
So I wanted you to just like drag out your Q-stops.
And now go.
Perfect.
Take the wave, take the wave, take the wave, take the wave, take the wave, take the wave.
Alright, now recall and then afterwards, I'm going to only play on the routers.
So now out of base you're going to look wrappers to your gromp and then afterwards you're going
So we're just going to play on the wolfs and after wolfs I'm going to play on the bow.
So now don't fight this because if you got slapped you just play on the cabinet and slap.
uh... so it's what not that's for a good shake of the ground
but that's the case
uh... you could start the dragon on the same
it's a giant just so that you started to get together
you don't have another pretty much
and i'll just go and
focus a lot of useful
so there gets one, now they're just gonna get double kill
and then out of base here, what you're gonna do
is just take the kill you fucking moron
especially if it's not actually
so now what you're gonna do is just run straight top, she goes level 5
You probably got a kill here.
I figured out these flags are one on the run, sipping like a stuff as recall.
You're six.
I signed up for my fucking A.
Okay so what we're going to do now is walk towards Med-E
and then see if you just play on the Raptors.
Just go Raptors to Gromp and then after that you can go look on Dragons here.
Putting a pun in your ears is going to fuck up your levels for a little while, but I think
So I wanted to go blue and see Ramp after this, so I can have a botgank to drag.
You're not getting bottom tier stuff if you don't have ult.
Okay, so out of base here what you're going to do is you're going to play on the top
crab and look on the clubs.
I'm sure he doesn't have ult, so I'm sure he's going to do it.
Yo you guys know motherfuckers don't mess with the world.
Do not go red first, you need to just run to the third.
The only thing you can do is if you want to maybe look just for Varscale, I'm not for
what you go for.
Okay, no opportunity to just go crab.
So now, you could either look for Top Dive, or Grubs, or Red.
I got of all those plays top dive is the one that is gonna like not be done in 10 seconds
or up and down and maybe I should go stop sliding see if there's glue stuck nice
are you gonna have to smite this?
he really has the damage he...
i mean i wasn't expecting to have ult to either to be honest
so i think...
out of base he has no ult so you're gonna have ult
just up for the dragon
Okay, cycle a sword and then just go straight bot, and then afterwards you're going to go
dry.
Okay, ignore your ground, if you go for this on your cocksucker's head it's just going
I'm gonna leave you out to dry.
Okay, finish dragon and then after it's bought to top folk clear, the crab is gonna be respawning.
That's gonna be the next time I'm gonna play for you.
Unless you could make a ballplay worker.
If you look on the grompon, and after grompon you're going to play wolfs, all the way across
here.
So get on the crab timer faster, I want you to skip your crugs and just go straight
Crab after red.
Smite this and kill our Rize.
Now ignore the crab for now and go for the Gromp.
Then after you can go crab.
And then afterwards you're just gonna take Rage Sigma.
happens ping off your poppy cuz you could die there shaco could have shown some knockup
but shaco ganks top then maybe you could actually come gank this one
go for the ponder
Nice, well played, now we'll get the Cugs, so now what we're gonna do is after he finishes
his Cugs, I'm gonna recall and look for the Blue, I need Shaco's tilted so you're gonna
type in all tracks, it's helping me a bit more.
Alright, good.
So now what you're gonna do is you're out of base, you're gonna go bot to top full clearing.
Now, if you see an opportunity for a bot gank you can look for it, but you don't have ult.
Their mother is killing that boy, they don't have some seconds left anyways.
Wasting Puyolos worth of damage to kill that boy that was going to expire.
Who doesn't fuck about that?
Hey, you don't have ult, so going for bot play is a little bit risky.
So what we're going to want you to do is you're just going to play upwards towards the wrappers.
I want you to be looking towards mid though, because the thing is that Shaco could actually
I forgot, but actually I went into the counter.
The poppy is slow, Varus is slow.
Drag these wrappers out as far as you possibly can, and then just click on Varus on.
Go.
Now just go for the gong.
ground. Now the risk with ground is that if you go for it, Varus could be waiting and
not push and he kills you, right? So either you can countergank Shaco here or you just
commit for the ground. He's going to go for his Wubster so if you just want to trade
As well as there's a good chance you actually find a kill.
Go to Scrum.
If he doesn't draw on this, then don't forget he doesn't evolve.
So what you do is you're gonna play for Scrum and then after it's be on this group.
If he doesn't want this, then first play over for you.
You can go top for now.
You wanna fight with the Shaker. Shaker is your top priority.
The bar is worthless anyways.
Nice, now it's just going to get us an ult, pop separate shaker, there you go.
Now get the crab and after the crab I want to look for the health, or you can look on
the top kill on the boss, like I work with standard DS, but if you get a sinchro and
push it on the minimap then you're just going to look for the health where it's way better.
I know you can do some good things, though.
You don't have to smile, you just...
you
I'm going to show you a little bit of what I'm going to show you, and then I'm going to
I can't move the axe, I have to damage her to kill me, oh I found her, I just rolled those last times.
so now when you respond, talk to me about the timers
uh...
drags up in 10 minutes, bands up in 40
in case you're going to pop towards the fan
so you're going to go bot to top folk there, and then you're going to look on it
So the base here what I want to do is I want to just click on the girl
so
That is up some of you want to go fishing on this
That's okay
I
Was very not a fucking little mother
At least like even an execution is fine like we have zero lines. I feel no shit. He's gonna fucking do those
Alright.
Okay, so now I'm just recalling the dragon here.
We need to get executioners as soon as possible.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' go-
That's a little bit better to executioner.
right now I want you to see right on top of the dragon character model so Zoe
average high sleeping you she has a guy inside
Okay well I mean that Shagaloo just lost this in the game.
Fuckin' sure, I see it.
No, it was actually the boss cone.
I never hit the boss cone and launched all off over the wall, just saved the entire team
plate.
Alright now I just got the baron on this fray.
Good morning, Saret, Cmi, Raj, Punjabi.
Your order for views on Twitch shall be delivered soon, son.
Hello.
I bet you don't even have a toolman.
Tell the forest that's where that sleepy ghost is.
Check this one out for sure, you saw the outline.
Alright, put on the band.
You're kind of doing a 50-50 smite here, but I believe in you.
Nice.
So now I'm wanting to folk here and then upwards, so we're gonna get a...
Honestly, fuck that sounds, but I think you just go chain sword and telepter.
So play for a chain sword and telepter.
You need 26, 50 plus 5 so 31 tested.
Cam's giving you 100 gold so just finish carrying your top 7 and recall you having a first turn.
Out of base you're going to go for the blue buff and then I want you to walk in.
You guys know motherfuckin' don't, that's how you do it in the world.
ok, so now just pay 3 more money out this season
alright now just end my buddy, good fucking check
i also like to see for me
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, having Gontes and Mayra coaching me every game literally makes every game fucking feel free as fuck.
Like it's actually insane how free the wins are when we're in Call of them.
Like it's insane guys, literally just like, dropping insane fucking games.
I don't get too cocky, Sherry, you might have to back off.
Yeah, just back off, back off.
We're going to play with the red after the red, I want you to look at the crab.
So now just play on the crab, I want you to just look for a force fight mid-down, I'm
off his body, just go, just go, just go, just go, fight, fight, fight
be on the minion to get closer, go fight
do not ult, do not ult, you need your ult for other people
ready? now chase, see if you can find someone else to go on
have they come for you, you 1v5 your fucking demon time right now
Very cute socks off the onions.
Jesus.
Well, I mean listen, if Olaf flashers in on me like that, then I think I should be able to just wipe him, sure.
Ah, that was a bit too ambitious.
Yeah, that was a bit too ambitious. That's what I'm asking for.
Okay, next item.
I think we could just do like a shirt that sounds.
But I want to, fuck, I want to buy an item now.
Jynce passed away, no he didn't, shut up.
It's probably just getting the cosplay ready.
The make-up is fighting a ball long and then you thought it would.
Cause I think like to do a full face of dark ball make-up or try to take my dialysis on
the ship.
Are you not kidding?
Okay, I'm gonna try.
I don't want to go dust on, so I'm gonna go GA.
Yeah
This only have enough
Love from Montreal buddy
Yeah, actually true.
My nice, nothing dissents.
But uh, chuck him, he's like, please shut up.
Thank you.
Nice.
Very good.
So I got replaced as Dante's coach by Dante's
Yo, I'm cheating on Jinxie with myself right now
For fuck's sake, bro, we really still can't end the game. This is crazy
Dante's this is your psychiatrist. Please take your medication. There is no one
His name is Dantez!
Young called Dantez.
Oh.
Look at your viewers.
Over 10k.
Bro, there is no one that deserves it more than you.
What an amazing position your life is in.
Great life.
Great career.
Good health. Wishing you great luck in the future.
Thank you.
I hope you keep growing and growing.
Yeah, it can be happier, honestly.
out here
it's an over gonna do is we're going to look for the uh...
okay fine
ring ring ring
the other on the side so maybe bro okay okay let me take a look
it's very good to know such a little
and then see if your team is going to like actually help you
just keep doing it, just keep doing it
and then after this you're just gonna walk med
you've got an angel now and you're gonna have ghosts or your conditions uh
you're gonna get
Wow, bro, I get a call again with my coach for like one second and instantly get a triple
kill.
How fucking insane is that?
Oh, this guy's actually like a fucking, oh, this guy's like an elo hack.
this guy's like legit a fucking elo hack, I'm not even kidding, it's actually crazy
where's jitty?
I don't know bro, he's gonna be live soon though, he's live just like I'm the costume
alright, there we go
very good okay let me go to the bathroom and give him one second
Cause now we so never know
Never say so
Love without love
Without we have to let it go
Never get it again
Tell me what you can
To take my life
Tell me what you can
To prove you're right
Crash, crash, burn
Let it all burn
Disperse, it's fading
That's all under control
Burn
Surrender
Burn
guys look pizza
mmm look it's a pizza
guys should we keep getting coached by don't pass what do you guys think
does that thing need to actually be done
where's jitty i don't know
If he doesn't go live in an hour, I'll send a message, I'll just make sure he's all good.
How cool of fun is this to see the new player brand, new experience for the game, and him getting
better slowly, surely from whereabouts? Honestly, very cool. It generally does, yeah.
And a Vulcan that I'm welcome. And BellaFox in the sub. Hope they're in the parm as well.
M9 drum draft. Thing as the sub's clip in 19 on sub 9. But thank you all.
And the heart 3 super rushy. Thing as the sub's on sub.
Two wordle?
Alright
Let me show you guys the reason why they call me the king of wordle.
Check this out.
No you guys know motherfucking don't!
Best heck room in the world.
Flash.
Wow.
Soapy.
Fuck!
Zebra. Oh my. Water. No way! Wait, there's an S in the
Musty.
Oh.
Oh shit, I didn't choose the wrong time to get the pre-shot.
Thank you.
Oh, I'll wait for him to come back in a second.
I can't think of any words to have an ass as a third-latter.
BOOT!
I'm fucking retarded.
GOD DAMN IT!
That was actually crazy to lose that was actually fucking crazy to lose
are you retarded? I usually watch pubelter smurf out on the third tryer. yeah but the
The thing is, some of us don't rely on our chat to give us the answers.
Also guys, why am I against Shaco like every game today?
This guy used A in every word when there wasn't even an actual brain rod.
Okay, let's go!
Alright, let's go!
I'm gonna be honest, we definitely have to do a three-counting-to-spot this game.
One million per-signs.
Just saw a banning Shaco, now that I brought it up they lock it and Shaco then play against
like Lee Sin or something like that, but it's just crazy that I'm playing against this many
Shaco to piece.
That's only when I find like a bit of the stain.
So let me see if I can look on the red, and then after the red we'll look on the crugs.
We're going to finish these crates here on the aphorids, if I could find the bot gank
I'd love that girl.
They're going to back up on what this tri-soldier just reset, I'm not going to waste my time
here called the on test okay okay okay okay okay okay listen up now what you're
gonna do is you're gonna play for the blue out of base it looks like Teemo
shoving up so hold on to your third ability level because we might actually
look for level three and come to Teemo
so what we're gonna do is you're gonna start on the blue pay attention to what
to Timo does. I want to level you. You're actually going to look for a kill on him soon. This
looks extremely free free. So I'll finish the blue and then I'll look on it. So if Timo
ever backs off like that it's good. You just want to like instantly reset and like go back
you don't want to waste so much on it because like that would have just been a complete waste of time and time to sing
So you're stuck for your grump and then after grump just play on wolves after wolves
You're gonna look on the top crab then you're gonna have to look mid or top gank or maybe even rappers and babe
So you're gonna want to check all those possibilities
If she goes hard rappers his are gonna be up soon and he chose boss I to so it's gonna be free
He also has 24 CS so you know for a fact that he didn't clean through the the crabs yet
So, since he didn't clear the crabs and you know that he got out of reset after his three
camp, I wanted to instantly invade his wrappers after crab, but do not use your E because
if you use your E, then the problem is that he's going to be able to kill you if he collapses.
Now, Victor's out of mana.
I wanted to just keep checking mid because maybe he might be able to find an angle or
up the table.
enough of this I want to look at the guy. So that's good enough you don't want to overplay
your hand and just hit the raptors for free and then that's where it's look on the Krogs
listen to reset. So Shaga actually took your raptors. This looks like kind of grief. Well,
That is what it is, play on your Krugs and Aphrods, just reset and get your top slide.
It's kind of unlucky that she got the same plan as you.
So now what you're going to do here is you're going to just finish up these Krugs and Aphrods
and just plan to reset.
could also look for the dragon but now they have crowd vision it's a bad call
so now you're going to get the
boots, get a long sword and then afterwards play on your topside
So now you're going to clear your top side and then you're going to walk to these wrappers.
These three camps I don't think give you enough for six, so you're going to need a fourth
one to supplement.
You could also look on the midgank to be fair.
the way that top wave is looking there's always a chance that Chico also looks like I'm top
too. So keep that in mind. Okay so now look on the enemy wrappers and have your Ivern
check yours. Yeah just like that. So now after these wrappers I want to watch straight to
yours. Realistically they should be gone. Realistically. But you're going to see.
Oh. ShacoGang's mid but he doesn't have any co-push on Arvind, so just take your
out there. Now you have a permanent one-count advantage. Congratulations.
But if you want to keep that one count advantage then you need to go mid right now.
Nice.
So now his red is up so go for his red and then afters you're gonna look at his grab.
The second you do both those things I wanted to instantly recall do not get baited by your
Atrox.
You're gonna have to smite this to run.
If it's the only pike you should be able to run away, but if Victor comes through then you're fucked, so run upwards, do not kite downwards.
Loki has fried Butterfield and I can go for those crabs here, but just match based on what Pike does. If Pike stays, then you might just want to run away instantly.
So now we're going to do is ping on your red like that, and then afterwards the second you finish this I want you to instantly recall.
Now go bot to top and then invade him on drafters.
I wanted to keep making this fucking after capture bitch this game.
Just sit there and just prime a fucking big bash that we're going to give.
Now you're actually going to skip your plugs here and the reason why is because if you
go plugs then you're going to be off timer for his wrappers to invade.
So I want you to do actions, I want you to just pick your red, then clear your topside
and then after a look on this Raptors or Crabs. Even if he gets his Raptors, you still have a permanent two-camp-back advantage
so you can just trade Raptors and then you would have traded Raptors.
It's probably better for you not to just throw the game on Raptors for no reason to be honest.
If you can get a good timer for it then instead of forcing a bad timer, just like Pyramid.
So now our one just walk up and then afterwards hit this, E back in so it doesn't reset and then finish clearing.
You all saw us here so you're gonna want to skip your grumps like you can play on the time of their team is giving you
Just finish the grumps, don't covet it until you go in the wilds
Where is your orc homies?
Right, that's actually really good. So now what I wanted to do is I wanted to adjust the recall actually.
And the reason why is because you're gonna want to play on your bot side.
I don't know why they're...
Ah, fuck.
The chance of the mash-in fading out of fucking person.
Well, that's actually the same. They must've had the option of some kind.
So now what you're going to do is you're going to instant bait his bot side.
Show us blue buff some attention too.
You're giving way too much attention to only a stop side.
Get your two stacks off the afters.
Now bot side is possible with Alistar.
I don't know what to do with this.
That's fucking AIDS.
So now what you're going to do is I'm going to want you to respawn.
You're gonna play top to bot folk here, and then that dragon timer in two minutes is gonna be the next one that you go for
All right, top to bot folk here, and then look on the dragon, let's do it
So just go wolves all the way across and then play on her.
Shake on my dive mid if you guys don't want her to counter her.
Can't really gank the victor though unfortunately.
So his red is coming up soon, but you can't really find an invade on that, so you're just
You're just going to have to look for a play for your ball in here.
Someone here to use her oracle on this curve of the vision.
Alright, you're going to wait 10 seconds, the next player you're going to make is the
Moundless Dragon.
So start paying your midlaner to rotate us all, paying your boss a shove.
Now keep in mind that if Shaco shows anywhere you have to be the right one.
you want to feel how it feels
wanna know, know that it doesn't hurt me
cause you wanna hear about it to the beginning
you'll lose
it's your name
fuck!
ok so said
now what you're gonna do is hit the sprang orb
get the vision on the dragon
and then just play for a run.
I think you actually have to give this.
Sorry, I need to like, I don't think I can.
you can chance something here. Go Victor go Victor. Now keep in mind that you could get
three man chair if you keep the assault. There it is. Yeah one auto. Nice. Okay so now the
good news is that there might be a chance that Ivern could actually get a double kill
here. But even if not I'll just get my cyclone and afterwards I'll start getting this. Okay
So now what you're going to do is un-respawn. I'm going to want you to look for a box of top folk here into the Rift Herald.
You're going to folk here, play on level 10 power spike, and then you're going to fight this Herald.
HLX is your strongest member. You want to play through him in this game.
all right it's not just got everything and then it was gonna be good
you're going to have to play through at 8 o'clock so in this game which isn't like impossible
so far I'm at it.
Hit your level to the spike, huh?
So I'm wanting to instill in lots of the hero then start hitting it.
You're going to have numbers at backstage because your support's here and the enemy's at something.
Alright, I got to the team on then turn on the hold after.
Good.
Good match, Rangish.
Nice.
So now what you're going to do is you're going to reset, you're going to play for your shelching components,
and now I'm going to want you to watch straight bot, see if you can maybe find a kill on 4k if he walks up,
or is just on her.
So when we hit him, so it'd be the TMO.
TMOs are really worth playing for, so try to admit it in the sub.
Nice.
I just don't know why.
Shaco shows bot, you don't have to worry about him.
See if you can maybe like, uh, run one of his camps fast?
Remember, you're just playing for him in and out here.
Looks like he's recalling. I want him to get his Gromp now.
Drag it out all the way. Be careful because he could stop his back to try to kill you.
Good mouth look for his wolves.
Down.
So what you're going to do is you're going to recall. After you recall.
Wait, how much are you missing for Shoshun? Okay.
You're going to recall, you're going to get wolves, clear all the way to Krugs,
and then you're going to play on the dragon timer.
the next one if I don't
I got this one right?
If you go for your wrappers here in value, just go for it in a second.
Alright, they're all coming down, just hope they can see everything here.
Pretty good actually, go for it.
seems like food
thank you
it's not i want to do this i want to spawn hellbent one to drag
i should now run your hellbent into a dragon
I
Didn't have
Please please please please please
Oh dude, I mean if we would have had at least thoughts on the cork it would have been like a trade, like an even trade in terms of gold.
Where is Giddy? Apparently he's getting ready to be Darth Mauna's Snapchat story.
So I'll be here soon, I'll be here soon.
Him coaching himself is pissing me off. You have mad asshole. I'll give a fuck, I need to win.
Alright, so now just play on your bots atop and then you should be good.
You can even look for a kill on the Vector to show a few over the suns.
Is that fucking BALAZED?!
Nice work, one kill on him.
Get another one too, get another one too, H-Rox, okay that's fine.
Alright, I'm gonna start getting the items, get em.
i'm gonna be honest with you guys it's genuinely looking good right now
it's genuinely looking fucking chill for us
so now what you're gonna do is look for your top side and it'll be good
Alright, so now what you're going to do is clear your top side.
This is actually crazy.
This mic is just my first.
Now that's what you're going to do is you're going to look on the gromp and then you're
going to play on the binds here.
So we need 4 into Gold first, real good.
Yeah, I'm just gonna look on the Victor, sure.
You're trying to set Chagol Chas for a kill, but I feel I'm done, like I can't do anything.
I feel I'm done, and just have to say this what it is.
I'll tell you all my secrets and you tell all your friends
Oh, that's one of them
Yeah, they're probably going to be on Garen, but we just have to like, see this for the most part
Play on the platform to search for it
I know, you just wait for the wave
See if you can get the grand party waiting for the wave to crash
Guys, look at him, there might be a Romulan's Angle after he finished Seryldo's.
Yeah, definitely.
Alright, so now Seryldo's hands are getting Romulan's Skipper.
No, you cannot take that right now bro.
I ended up with Q-Sax.
Nice.
Now I won't be able to enter with Q-Sax though.
We got damage to something real.
Yeah, I'm gonna say something crazy, but I think even if they get slow, it doesn't matter.
Like, their comm doesn't use, uh, oceans a lot more.
All right, let's see what we can do here guys.
All right, let's see what we can do here.
Alright, let's see what we can do here guys.
I don't like this play.
Cold rage hides the shame of images I can't escape
Scars that live under the surface
It's strange what I became when part of me was ripped away
And replaced with something ruthless
We think that on a spitfire, you should
Afraid you're on the bad side, that's good
If I wanted to shoot you, I could
I could
I'm sinking into death
If you won't leave you, how hard it is for me
I'm kicking and screaming
No more
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' dolls?
Realistically, man, the HRs should be able to, like, hold this here
I just need to dodge the pike hook
Take what's left of my fractured heart
Bloodstained cause the pieces are so sharp
Take what's left of my fractured heart
Ugh, fuck
Bloodstained cause the pieces are so sharp
I'm sinking deep down
I wonder if I'd be able to actually have a spree for that.
I'm screaming when no one can hear me so what happened?
No!
The shadows I'm creeping in
I didn't ask for, I didn't ask for this
Never forget I didn't ask for this
Nice
Okay, so now we've reached out to get random ones, and I'm in a very strong state.
Cause like I shouldn't be getting like promo one shot by the cork anymore, or even the
Shaco.
But I'm in a sort of randomly deciding to run it down here.
I don't know how the fuck we just said that.
Like literally all we had to do was just nod that.
Like literally all we had to do was just nod that. You know what I mean?
Like...
I don't know bro.
If we literally just didn't do that, we won.
You know what I mean? Like, we literally just went...
...but sure.
Shaco's such an annoying retard.
They're just friends all game typing to me. Every time he's against me, he's such a fan.
oh man what a sad fucking game
what a genuinely sad game dude
like we could have easily won I don't know
This guy's an 80% rate Ivern.
Wow!
What about this guy?
Crazy.
Alright, anyways.
Move on to next game.
What is Jettie? I think he's going to be going live soon. He's just hanging inside of Dothmaul Cosplay ready.
Looks like we'll be seeing you in Ta- Guys, I am- Guys, I'm getting a hit challenger by the end of tomorrow.
Like, you guys do not have to worry about this shit. We're going to be fine.
Like, we are 100% going to hit it.
What you want me to think of walking in this game though?
Loki we could actually do Diana.
I'm going to be honest guys I can't want to do Diana game.
The guy is crazy as it sounds.
I think Diana in this game, our team is looking like it's going to be full AD.
I don't top it down in verse 70 team combo, it's really good too.
Oh yeah, I down this one here.
I don't mind the E matchup, count the second.
I don't wish you were there, ma'am
Why does it ever get on me?
you
bro guys guys you know what this feels like it feels like I'm an elephant in a
zoo and then it's like some type sometimes our kids have like bad days at
school so they just come to throw peanuts at my head but it's like why the
fuck do I have to be the one you throw the peanuts at like what did I ever do
you you know what I mean what the fuck that I deserve the shit
I
Love alarm
All right guys, what if you just don't randomly fight meds that we get so and then when we have so them we can normally fight med
You exist.
Wait, so you're telling me I asked you guys what did I do to deserve getting harassed?
And your answer is you exist.
So you're saying that my existence is enough to warrant getting flamed.
What the fuck?
the fucked up schizos even are you guys what who even says that I'm so
honest you don't deserve this harassment that's okay it's okay you know I'll
just cry myself to sleep tonight but at least I know that some viewers are
gonna hear that and they're gonna feel bad about harassing me I would
action of our permanent and eating happier.
All right.
Yeah, let's see if I can literally count play the game,
mother.
It's crazy to say, but it's only that great of a game
for mastery.
Unless we just round the ends.
Yeah, unless we just round the ends.
I don't know what to say, I'll say it anyway.
Jinxy is still not live.
He is dead.
Bro, Nick, listen to me bro.
You need to fucking chill.
Like, just because Jinxy isn't live at 6pm, doesn't mean he's f-
you
You
f***ing complete juicer
half of dauntless chas slaying him jinxie is dead
yeah but it's just like a twitch viewer thing
Like the second you know I for five minutes you think you're dead.
It's like when your teacher shows up to school late and you're like,
did they get like fucking in the car accidents?
Okay, guys, we need to know fast.
I'm actually so surprised we won this game.
I was not expecting that this game would be one of all.
All right, guys, back to almost peeking.
all right let's get it we need the MUGA emote what is mooga what is mooga
what is this isn't that just like let's go
what's the difference between Muga and let's go and our bros is in the time
welcome thank you guys what if I told you it's time for us to have a little bit
of fun who's ready for it
Let's say watch Muda while he's 0 and 5.
Damn bros, eating in the middle of the game now so you know he's not all about it.
was on the one-way trip back to iron one with this one
let's go
is jinxie dead?
no bro
he's still alive
How hard is Challenger in Rocket League terms?
Uh, yeah, I don't know anything about Rocket League, but I'm gonna be honest, I've never
played it.
It's good, Jeremy.
Challenger player hate watching plastic vibe is crazy.
you
How's the start flaming him
She crosses
Go hit the fucking minions
That's it. That's it right now. So the moment you have to play now you want to rotate
You either rotate Bob or look look look dragon. Yeah
Oh god, please all Dider mastery all of you Dider mastery
Why is not going in?
It's for the shoulder. That's not a fault.
That's not a fault.
The right play was to take the plate and then rotate the drag, but you did that perfectly fine.
So right now, how do you get back in the game now?
I just need a farm, bro.
You're down, so you can't really fight her.
See how much damage she does? She has more items than you.
Yeah, but it's okay because you are going what? You want D-Shield?
Yeah, I don't think D.Shield's helping him, Moms.
Oh, she can ult you, yes.
Or if you're feeling ballsy, because you're playing like you're pot, you could stay.
If you could choose to delete one from the world, or if the other one would be three times stronger,
which one would you choose?
Stand behind the minions, or anti-semitism.
You always want to stand behind the minions, I guess, Auri.
Because if you're behind the minion, then the charm doesn't hit you.
Remember?
Yeah.
Intiguing teammates, that's what I would choose.
And even if the world fucking ends, because of it, it is what it is.
OH YES HE'S GONNA DIE! NOOOOOO!
No he can't. No he can't. He's gonna die.
Die. Come on die. Die. Die. Die. Die.
NO! NO! NO! NO!
I'm turning this off. I'm turning this shit off. I can't watch it anymore. Fuck that.
I'm turning it off. We gotta watch our show.
I'm out Jiddy is live, wait is he?
Bro why are you beating us?
I'm not going to lie that play wasn't that bad, yeah but you have to turn it off.
Pro tip, when you're hate watching someone and they're happy, just stop watching the
stream.
Because the happier they get, the more miserable you become.
I'm afraid to lose control
Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart
Right in front of you
Here's the dance super challenge for now
Ten... Ten...
Wins of Hway
I'm just trying to get the 10
Every second I waste
It's more than I can take
All right guys, we need to get that now.
NAR CHUNGLE!
What the hell?
What the fuck?
What happened in there?
See, what the fuck is there in our jungle?
What?
Alright.
Gotta get Jyri on Diana.
We're gonna make him practice certain practice so few times
All right, I'm gonna be honest you guys I think it's a few come towards stop this game
All right who's ready guys who's ready
for us to wander on this shit I'm gonna be honest like in our comments a million
times from broken then there's okay you play 14 hours a day but seem to be
You permanently stuck 10 plus wins away from challenger
You're in your LIFE!
And uh, Shem, they're in the sub preshad
And Zark, they're in the sub as well
Thank you
Endgame, obviously
Okay
Wow, TTS muted again
Like, again, dude
Ily, why do you guys always-
Alright, we just gotta play for Boone's Gromp and then we're good
Okay, so now it's grumb into either reset or your gang.
Ooh, I'm going to be honest guys, this looks like a free kill for us.
Back to nothing, Slay.
Nice.
Perfect.
Now just reset, we got a boots on, we're chilling. That is fun.
I'm telling you guys, three counting every game is gonna get us challenger, maybe even rank one, no key.
This is a place where I used to have the first time on-
you
You
All right
So now we got an LDI on the map, we're going to look at this.
Guys, I'm actually fed up on mine by the way.
Shield bow next.
Nice. I feel like we could just play on the background here. Just seconds off on Alt.
Ah, this looks bad.
What? Really?
But I actually didn't get more than that, that's kinda fucking insane, what?
I was sure I was about to go insane, man.
Okay, let me get gloves on this.
It's like, late in the game for this, but still 4% on me.
Oh my god.
OH MY GOD! Wait, that's actually a good money!
Alright, guys, I'm gonna be honest, it's looking quite fucking good for us right now.
I'm not sure if I stay chillin' Jinx, he goes live?
Yeah, I mean, sure bro, you don't need to ask permission.
Wherever you want to be.
But his cosplay is gonna be sick today, so you might not want to miss it.
But I don't, I get to be live every day though.
Can you look at this?
Isn't it great that my Q is very hidden for like 1k angle?
This damage feels really absurd to honestly gov.
you
That was actually insane.
Uh, what the fuck just happened?
I just got a quadruple kill.
Yeah, what?
Today, I am the evil Jigsaw, the first order of business, call Hibis.
The first order of business, call Hibis.
I can't even do face recognition on my phone, fuck.
business call
Obie vice Kenobi
Hi, let's call me you're not playboy Cardi
It says you won't kill a watch
Greetings
You're going to die, you're going to die, you're going to die, you're going to die.
Dude, how did they do that thing on his head?
Now listen up, high-bives.
Oh, it's a vodka.
First order of business, bro.
If you piss me off, I will kill you.
I will slice your fucking arm off if you piss me off.
Now high-bives, here's the thing, bro.
I'm seeing way too much positivity in the chat.
This is evil, Jinxie.
So what I want you to do, Highbis?
Highbis, execute order 66.
What is the order 66?
Okay, I will do that.
Man, everyone from the chat, no chatting today.
It's a dark stream.
All right.
Now listen, bro, if you fuck around
even a little bit, Highbis.
Yeah, I'm not.
I'm gonna shove this lightsaber so far up your ass. It'll look like there's a fucking fire
We're coming out of your mouth. Do I make myself clear?
It doesn't even look like him. That's the craziest part. Yes
What's up?
Burn my hand
Ah, how are you burning your head?
You have gloves on.
Doesn't stop fire.
What's up?
Basically, first of all, out there with thick clothes.
Should we stand up?
Show us your shoes.
Are you pointing the camera down?
Oh, do you want to see my shoes?
Yeah.
Oh, that's what this is about.
Where did you get the shoes from?
I got these from a shoe outlet, not the Darth Maul, I won't be fucked with today.
Oh yeah, she got the real shoes.
No, those are sick though.
No, no, these are from a shoe outlet, also known as Finish Line.
Hi guys, one second, I need my Darth Vitamin water.
Dude, dude, you can't just add Darth in front of everything.
What's funny? I'm a sip floor. What's funny?
It's evil water!
I
Did he look he needs to have his own like said calm water bro
Listen, dude. I have people to call. I have chat eyes to call high-five
Let me make myself clear. I
I'm gonna kill you if you fuck with me
I'm evil James. No, he actually looks evil though. I'll end you
Can I say the dark maul one more time?
Where did Dixie get his shoes from?
The dark maul!
Okay, okay, no, no, no, cool.
So chat, I don't think chat understands that I'm actually evil.
Guys, we can finally put an end to the answer.
I got my shoes from a finish line across the street.
NOT the dark maul!
Do I make myself clear?
What is walking around?
No you're fucking it up!
You're fucking it up again!
Save the joke properly.
It's where the Darth Vader
get his shoes.
Shoes
You know how wise is about a fucking died dude me he comes to me now right to me
Okay, chat, who should be FaceTime?
Chat, who should be FaceTime and Scare?
Who should be Scare?
Chat, start spamming names.
Close, great idea.
Great idea.
So she's going to start FaceTime people all day.
Nice.
Alright, I'll see you guys.
I think we have to go and get this game.
Yeah, but the loot box is in the Hecarim and Diana.
It's actually a really good cosplay dude, I swear that's the kind of shit you'd find
up at a convention.
If you go to a convention, that's the kind of shit you would see.
He should beat your ass in two days in this cosplay, bro.
He's not gonna be beating my ass, because I'm gonna be getting challenger.
Do you understand me?
He is not gonna be beating my ass, because I'm gonna hit challenger.
do you not get it bro is it dynamite probably yeah
hi dynamite zilean no but what the fuck no it's swingbots I'm so confused what
Yeah, this game is gonna be a fucking crazy game by the way.
Like this is gonna be a fucking crazy one.
All right, I said
All right
Yeah, they're just left to bother
Think about this game as like I need to go in as a follow-up, but like the enemy team no one gets one shot
It's gonna be like it's gonna be such a strange game
I think it's gonna be fun cuz like living out of him as an ADC
I say the fact that they have so in so it's gonna make it so much harder
Like Jinx these three and the eyes off now the console looks fucking sick
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the Gromp all the way to the
Crugs, and then we're gonna look on the Crop.
Just remember guys, if we win this one, we're gonna actually start re-peaking again.
And we low-key need to be peaking today because there ain't that much time off for a Challenger,
guys.
Oh
All right, so guys
It's like on the red and then after red we found the cards.
It's good looting.
Dan is about to get a gold this game, unironically probably.
Oh wait, no mind. Cho-Rath actually just started already.
I'm alive!
You're making me feel like I'm alive!
oh my god if i were to actually channel my w god fuck but why is cyan even there bro
that was actually almost so sick too we literally had that
let's see jing see I already saw bro looks like
where's he where's he calling you hello
what did you do to jing see wait can I just ask you one question is it black
Black shaft red tip
Okay, boy, how can you slice my head off if you have a lightsaber isn't that like doesn't it not slice
Okay, but wait like would it erase my ass or would it just make it feel like really tingling inside like how does that work?
Okay, Zaddy tell me more
Oh, I see it.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, fucking kill him.
Bro, I think he actually wins this.
My John has cancer.
I've shared a bottle three times in my lab.
Okay, so now we just get out of Kraken and then after we can look on the rest of our
shed and then we're gonna be good.
Let's give our advice to the sneakers next time.
calls back we're gonna ask the real questions
i think it's like just up by the way
well this is so fucked
I mean we know that Hecrem has it all though.
Okay so would we be able to actually just like, focus towards bot share?
It's kind of insane to see that the show has a 0-1-3 though.
Yeah, I guess I'm gonna be honest, our top laner's getting got too hard, I think we're
just gonna lose this game. I mean like even if I play them what is it accomplished
literally nothing. Well that goes my entire topside though I'm lucky. Okay maybe we
could actually just play from a bot side.
If I think about what we do now is we just play on this.
Yeah, I'm really just going to go like a boss-like turn to jog.
I think about this game inside Olaf should be able to actually go crazy against him.
I think I'm the only thing you see I'm fucking alive
oh wait what
and the enemy dinos bought again
our Cho'Gap has f**king Hades.
Like this is actually crazy.
Okay now guys, if the Hagrim collapse on me, I'm pretty sure I just auto-loosed right?
This is so awesome.
I don't even see my entire topsy because if I don't I'll lose.
Wow.
What a game bro.
Well, the good news is that even though our top ringer is disabled, the rest of us aren't.
So if we can get this dragon and can solve this game, then we might even be able to win this one.
Like not even showing.
They might even invade this ground here.
Oh god where's all of them
I like the fuck is
Oh
Guys the diamonds bought again
you
When you sit there and you go into the shop, there's some point in it, you know what I mean?
Like, should he have afk'd, yes, to give us no loss or anything like that, but there's something I like flaming in there.
So, we'll just do the next one.
It's my fault for being in a needle where I can even get mashed with them.
That's what comes down to.
It's my fault for being in a needle where you can get mashed with them.
Alright.
I think I'll have to win there.
Alright, let's see guys.
Who's the jungler of this game, do you guys think it's Olaf or is it Taliyah?
All right, let's see guys
Who's the jungler this game do you guys think it's Olaf or is it Taliyah?
I'm gonna be honest. I feel like it might be a Taliyah jungle
you backtracked real quick when you saw it was a twitch streamer
yeah I backtracked because I don't want people going to shot time to kill
themselves so obviously I'm not gonna sit there and fucking flame him for like
10 minutes straight so people sit there and they go to shot time to off
himself like that's really the only reason why I still think he's a fucking
loser I still think he's a piece of shit you know I still think that he should
have afk'd and I still think I so lost us the game and I still also think that
he's fucking disgusting for the fact that he was like afterwards blaming me
because I had 10 deaths when it was entirely due to his slay in a roaming
but I also recognize that it doesn't mean that 50 people should enter the
Shantungtong himself right so that's what it is
all right let's have a little talk about folk are actually not I think we're
just gonna like your camera your camera and look on a play
Okay, so I'm just like for the Wolves then after Wolves, I'll just like do into the
So I'm going to go and get him.
Show this to T1, to Jinx, every two on the bar is going to be something true.
you
I'm not sure which one is cool, but it looks like Lunar Goddess, that must be a Chroma.
I love that color scheme. Like a Valkyrie.
I just hit level 7, then I'm your bitch, hecka. Yo, this guy is actually trying to flirt, bro.
third brown
this guy needs to stop flirting bro chill
say andy are you ok? are you ok?
we're good average, time for first guy
I'm doing around 305 to 2v5 with nocturne
You just search it up
Search it up on YouTube
Nocturne full clear
And then you're going to get the best full clear
And then you can just like compare it to them
You guys just play for the full clear and then we'll get it
Why is double crab so strong?
Okay, let me explain it to you
there's a low IQ jungler take where they say that crabs mean nothing so even if
you lose both them early it doesn't matter but I'll tell you I know why they're
wrong I wanted to look at my smite right now because I got double crab what do
you notice about it 22 charges right after this it's gonna be 21 after my
crocs it's 20 why is this so important because it means that when I get to the
dragon right I'm gonna be upgraded smite and I'm only a little bit of XP away
from being level 6 as well right so if the shavanna were to ever sit there right
and if she were to ever go for the dragon oh well that's actually really sad
if she would ever go to the dragon and then we would like fight on the dragon
then I have potentially six advantage but not guaranteed and it's my advantage
so that's the reason why
so is this a twitch griefing now or like what the fuck was that feather
I'm gonna shoot myself in the head
wow okay cool
It's actually crazy because the only reason why that play was even longer
you
You
All right.
and
something is just found the uh... the carcass and after cars was in the
from
the
I need a solo cut of the Cassiopeia show.
I'm into the bottom of the stream, bottom of the stream, bottom of the stream, bottom of the stream, bottom of the stream
Alright, okay, so what we need is we just hope that the enemy team doesn't play through side lane
and that our Olaf can just run at people and just run mid on
Yo, you guys know motherfucking DOLLO?
Uh, no tourists, I don't know if I'm talking about them. Thank you.
That's
I don't know if you have any like chance of anything here I
Can imagine I would look on this would work
Okay bro, if I dodge all her abilities this time of the year, I already failed at that.
Realistically let me get some resources, let me get some resources and then I'll see what
I can do.
The resources and like, three items.
What the fuck?
Yeah, if I don't flash her all the way, then I'd just lie there for sure.
Okay.
Low key!
I don't want to say it.
Guys say it for me, you know what I want to say.
you
I
Now they like legit up nothing by the way
Okay, we're gonna go dragon
I'm not a portamere you need to control me
There's this guy the fucking Pitbull in the daycare
This guys are the Pitbull in the daycare, bro, we let him lose it to me fuck
Alright, it's a rendition.
He doesn't know his own strength, no, literally.
I can get my Asterbrens so it's going to be a huge buy.
Oh, man.
I
Did you just back off
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with your diehunt, oh daddy diggin' oh you're still not far away, but don't they rather have fun, oh god, just a rather tough, but don't they really want to go home.
Is that what we're saying that you're really good at?
Oh guys, Mochik is done.
My flavor's on!
Nice.
Another milkshake secured.
you
Literally, Strawberry and Oreo.
Oh my god.
I feel like a chud.
Can you put on our blue grumps here?
trying to think... should I just flip the grubs right now?
yeah okay this is the vibe right now
I don't want to walk up here cause it should be there.
Not sure I cheered myself to double milkshakes even when you're not in Challenger yet.
I didn't treat myself dude.
My wife ordered the milkshakes and she couldn't finish them.
You'll understand one day when you're married.
when you're married you'll understand your role becomes husband, provider, protector, and garbage disposal
so anytime your wife orders anything you have to finish it if she doesn't so she doesn't feel
bad about the fact that she's wasting food and then you become fat as fuck but then you walk in
for like a week and then you're okay your back's like normal.
Everyone look on this drag here.
The other one fries about one year fries kind of deal. No, no, no, no. It's like she's gonna want fries
But she only wants 10% of the fries. So then you have to eat the algresta fries
Like I'm telling you guys are become the garbage disposal
And then there's also a party where it's like you wanted to do it too. Cause you're like, ah fuck if I paid for it
I might as well just make sure none of it goes to waste
So every time you eat it's like you're eating for two. It's like you're the pregnant one
Oh this is huge.
I don't want to be isolated.
Nice.
I don't know if that's a good idea.
Contest gets it garbage. Just follow some action. Yes, literally.
Like guys, guys, you know when you're sitting there and you're at home and your mom sees that you're not finishing your food and then you tell your mom,
my mom I'm not hungry and she says give it to your dad he'll eat it it's like
yeah but then one day it's like that becomes you it's like you become the
guy who just eats all the leftovers the fucking leftover vacuum bro anything
leftover you're just you did not shit up
Hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you up to?
No, I don't need to go in there. I don't want you to go in there. No, no, no, hey, you know
You always go in that and then I lose you
See ya buddy.
Literally whatever I want from him.
I'm gonna be honest, that's the one thing I would recommend to everybody.
Literally just do whatever you want for your workouts, for your eating plans, everything.
Because your goal is that you're gonna want to live for the next 20 years.
That's a min maxed for 1 or 2 and then burn out.
It's actually super nice.
Diding for gains and bulking as a myth?
I mean like listen, can I just give you guys a brutal black pill?
This is a brutal black pill.
Bulking and cutting is unironically just normalized eating disorders for normies.
That's all it is.
you
You
i think we're gonna have to do is we're gonna have to play thru our tf you know
we just see whatever the fuck you want me to see within the limit you need to
again have fun with it
that's why i've been lifting for seven years slimy
there you go that's exactly what i've been doing yet
like i might not be in the top one percent of like
lifters physiques
might not be the top 1% of lifters physique but I'm usually the top 1% of
like people that have been lifting for as long as I have you know because most
people it's always the same you're gonna live for two or three years
consistently then one day you're gonna burn out you're not gonna do it anymore
then you're gonna get back into it and it's just gonna be the cycle that repeats
over and over and over again you know until one day you just like never end up
getting back to it like the amount of lifters that actually stick stick with
it for like 20 30 40 years you know how much you left I have no idea I go to the
gym and I just put a weight on that just like feels right in that moment and
then I just fucking go and after I'm done I'm done and I'm not even like
exaggerating other lesser what I do like there is no like oh I do this on this I
do that on that like every day I just depends do I feel like going heavier
today okay let's go heavier I feel like going shorter today okay I'll go shorter
do I feel like going harder today you know let's go harder you know but how's
cardio I don't do it running isn't fun so I don't do it
wait I'm not kidding my entire life is dictated by doing what I enjoy if I
don't enjoy it I'm not gonna do it not so I don't count calories I don't do
cardio I don't fucking do any of that shit I don't bother view my own games
because I'm enjoying it actually it's the base lifestyle
and
you
I'm going to be honest guys, if I need to hold my last pick this game I'm going to do
it.
Couldn't care less.
Alright.
So the enemy team has Ziggs, what are the champs they can have here?
Nocturne and Pantheon.
But I'm going to be honest, part of me just wants to hit a Yi game.
Now we'll just do Akram.
I got my skid here.
I got some real shit.
Do a Zahun Jung game please? Nah, I'm not a Zahun Jung anymore.
But I'm gonna be honest, every time I've got Zahun Jung recently, it's always been so fucking madly.
I'm going to hack them into that content.
How many Windows do you need?
Do you want to talk about it?
I'm going to be honest, there are some things that you just genuinely don't want to know.
It's like it's been a fucked up win-lose-win-lose-win-lose kind of day.
Guys, my stomach is starting to feel good again after eating all those milkshakes earlier.
Should I finish the Oreo milkshake now and fuck it up, potentially, or do I just let
I didn't say that I'm recuperate. What are you thinking?
I need to do the time machine ritual, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
I think I would genuinely throw up if I did right now.
yes, yes, yes, fuck the milkshake
you're such a fat fucking chud
holy shit, I tell you
you
I think it was like fucking ass.
Thank you for all your shit Wondra.
Saw Amuda hit Bronze 3, there were Jinxs coming from soon.
The Thunder?
Yeah, Thunderstruck.
Okay, so I don't think we could put on anything though.
Just like...
Yeah, like I'm really gonna resound two levels, so there's really nothing to do on him.
go habs that they win
wait, this could be the game one, this could be the game one
Why? Why? Why? Okay, okay, it's fine though. If we get crabbed and then after it's a crown
dragon, we can do something with it.
I
Guessing there's any chance of us ever getting this drug
Fuck no, there's literally no way
Oh my god, I just got the 1k, okay we can actually finish him off.
Nocturne is all-plus, does that change anything per game now?
So I don't have ult, it's probably better if we make this back off honestly.
It's winnable?
I mean, now that I got the 1k gold balance here, I'm gonna be honest, I think it is.
Like, before the 1k balance here, I was kinda like, whatever, like, we're bragging and we're losing, but now I'm like, you know what?
Maybe give it a little bit of effort, we can actually get it on.
Alright, let's see guys.
Whaaaaat?
Rift Herald.
It's hard though, bro, because like, I need to fight through the crowd and reject it.
The Emory Team is part of the Contest in us.
you
Oh
So
So, guys, you think we're going to be able to do it tomorrow, be honest?
Do you think I'm gonna be able to do it tomorrow, to be honest?
I don't know dude
Those remote and play jamzy now she carry on. I mean I'm doing both of those things
I did not come in that fight dude shut up. I literally did everything I could
It's like an honor on everything
All right, so something I
Mean I'd want to go at least like tomorrow
It's challenger it's diamond sure actually
I became a believer ever since Elden Ring, I don't know, I'm not sure.
Just go meta times like graves.
I'm gonna be honest, I think that's probably the worst site behind anyone's ad all day.
Bro, what do you mean graves?
It's like what do you mean graves, bro, you're right
Again, oh, but we can actually do something
Don't you point to JYNFC I
If you lose, what's the issue here though the issues? I don't want to get the shit beating out of me, dude
It's like even 30 sevens are being the fuck out of me
And so it's a new new K1 fuck it let's wrap it again. All right, I'm gonna go back once I
There ain't no side to hide
I don't, but don't believe in faith
I say I'm not a person I am
Never even a sign of love
But don't believe it's there
But still my first son
I am a man of love
But don't believe it's there
when you look at the chamslaq then you see that
Everyone on your team is master diamond and then the ending team has a challenger fizz, okay?
Well then
You're going with heckermaze just on us here jungler. Yeah, I don't disagree with you
It's like the thing is I don't disagree with you. I think it is sort of this, you know
Like we still got to give it a try at the very minimum
Maybe a beating is what you need to regain your challenge along with all these hearts
like Master of Chip.
you
Wait, speaking of overtime, did the Habs win the game tonight?
Let's see.
Habs game.
Oh, god, it's so overtime?
Holy shit.
Holy shit
Wow, GG
GG
She's in my mind, yo acorn, I'm gonna give you advice for getting over somebody, and
once you hear this, you're gonna hate me, but it's gonna work.
I want you to imagine her right now, getting fucked in the ass by three men, and her coming
harder on their cocks than she ever did on yours.
I want you to imagine her sitting there, right?
And I want you to imagine that every second while you're in your room and you're thinking
about her and what you guys had, she's just going on dates, having fun, living her life,
and just like using you as a funny story about a shitty boyfriend she had in the past that
was never going to go anywhere.
Think about it, bro.
And then it's like once you realize this, bro, trust me, the cut, it hits.
Bruh, come on, guys, it works.
What is thinking of that kind of turn me on?
I had to put in time hours.
Alright.
We gotta put that on the blue, and then we're gonna get it.
I'll see you in the next one.
you
Okay so the good news is that our bond actually wins so now we can actually look for a reset
and then afterwards look on topside clear.
Oh wait there he is.
The fuck is up Jinxie?
It's Darth Jinxie.
Yo, uh, Doug Jinxie, Doug Jinxie, can I ask you a question?
Yes, bro. Ask me anything you want.
Why did Darth Vader flank Yoda in Star Wars Battlefront?
Why?
Because he was cosplaying the Darth Amal.
Yo.
Yeah.
Darth Donsas.
Yes, talk to me, Darth Jinxie.
Tonight is an evil night.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
You're going to tell your teammates to kill themselves every time they piss you off?
No, I'm going to tell my teammates that I'm going to kill them in game.
Wait!
Because I'm evil.
Boy, Jinxie, isn't that what you already do?
So wouldn't Darth Jinxie like uplift and actually like encourage his teammates?
teammates no dark jinx he's gonna kill his teammates in game in game bro it's
evil jinx see yo got that yeah so screen share your game how many wins you
need for challenger how many please okay ask another question okay so I woke up
this morning early right I like 9 a.m. go to my stuff done streamed I'm 11 hours
into the stream I played twenty two games right
okay if I lose this game I'll have made no progress on the day
not that yep wait I'm gonna let you lock in you're so fucking good you're so
fucking good
No way right no way no way we're waiting out his barrier
Why is motor allowed to fly out?
Because so you know how I came you know how I came it's like the jungle that can just fly whatever the fuck he wants
Yes, of course smolders like that but for ADCs
So Smotor can fly out of Summoner's Rift though?
Yes.
That's not fair.
Yeah, you're right.
And also, the longer that the game goes on, the more damage Smotor does.
And he does magic damage, true damage, and physical damage.
So you can't even build against him.
My brother said Smotor is the best character in the game.
Is that true?
He's one of them.
them. So hey Jinxie, I have a question for you.
Yo wait, Dantez, can you put your game volume up?
Okay, I got you. I can hear your breathing when it's not up.
Okay. Wait, do you like that or like you don't like it?
I don't mind it. But bro, listen, before I start my session, I want to bend you over and spank you to a certain
dominant because I'm Darth Jinxie.
Okay, does I'm going to have to like pretend to dislike it though?
Well, wouldn't you just dislike it anyways if I'm spanking you?
Jingxie, can I tell you a story?
Yeah, what's up bro, talk to me man.
So I was spanked one time in my life and never again.
And the reason why is because at one point, you know, like I was really annoying my parents and shit.
So, at one point they bend me over their knee, they're like, you know what, Dante, we've had enough of you, and then they spank me.
And the moment they do, rather than screaming or crying or making any of those sounds, I just did a little...
And since then, I never got spanked again.
So when your parents spank you, you moan?
Yep, exactly. And then it makes it so that they don't even want to do it anymore, because they're like, yo, this kid's a fucking freak.
Does that make sense?
Wait, that's actually smart as fuck. I should have did that when I was a kid.
Dude, I'm telling you, it's just like a life hack.
That's why what you do is, like, let's see if you ever get, like, kidnapped and, like, you're getting tortured.
You just start, like, forcing yourself to get an erection.
And then eventually the torturer's gonna be like, dude, like, we can't even do this anymore.
Like, he likes it too much.
Bro.
What's up guys, Jamesy?
Wait, one second.
Chat, look at my tip top.
Guys.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, okay.
Whoa, wrong.
Oh my god.
I accidentally clicked space bar.
Chat, look at my tip top.
Chat, can we get an aura in the chat?
Dude, I'm not gonna lie.
why your cosplay is actually sick as fuck though
bro thank you man
did you get like a professional
citizen chair for seven hours
holy shit
but wait did you get it like professionally done like it was a
professional makeup artist
like two pros bro i had a professional makeup artist and a
professional costume artist murah literally
really me ho yes wait how'd you even find them
I just found them in Tampa.
But don't you live in Tarpen?
Yes, in Tarpen Springs.
Interesting, cool.
Wait for Dantez!
Yep, what's up?
You played how many games of League today?
This is my 22nd.
This is your 22nd game.
If you win this, your two games are positive.
If you lose, you've gained nothing the entire day.
Yeah, and you know what's fucked up, Jynxy?
Yes, what's it fucked up?
If I don't hit challenger by the 27th, then I have to fly out to Florida and you have to beat this shit out of me
And it's about to be the 26th
So I actually decided on this. Yeah, but I don't want to beat the shit out of you
Do you want to know what I want to do instead?
Okay, I'm listening. I want to bend you over my knees. Thank you. Oh, bro
And then I can run like an adult adult diaper and I'll put on like a bib and shit
It'll be like an episode of euphoria, but gender swaps
Bro, you're not supposed to like it! Bro, it's a punishment!
Oh, yeah!
You're not supposed to like it!
Oh, yeah. Dude, that sounds horrible.
You're not supposed to like it!
What the f- what?
Bro, no, you're not supposed to like it! Like, what day is today? Today is the 26th.
Today is the 25th. But tomorrow is the 26th.
So tomorrow is the 26th. How many wins do you need for Challenger?
Uh, maybe about like 12.
You need to go 12 wins positive in the next, call it 48 hours.
Yeah, but the thing is, Jinxie, I have something that actually makes it like possible.
What?
Weaponized Autism.
What does that even mean? What does that mean?
It means I've weaponized my Autism to a point where now, it's like I'm sitting here and I'm like, I've weaponed a mass destruction, but mentally.
but mentally. Oh wait, I think I just made my cannon in the game because I took the
wave. Wait, why did he in? Why did he in? Because I took the cannon wave, so now he's
just going mid. He just started spamping mid. I think he's going to start running it down.
Bro, but why'd you take the cannon wave, Dantes? Well, dude, because fuck him. Like, this is
the shit that I teach you. What kind of coach would I be if I didn't do my own teachings
in my own game you're actually right you're such a real one contest you're
such a fucking real one brah thank you thank you I respect that you practice
what you preach man yep that's why I like you I can't sit there and I can't
tell you I can't talk about the jing see to do what he needs to fucking do you
know if I'm not gonna do the same shit buddy yes I'm dark fucking jing see
don't that's listen man you're gonna win this game and I'm gonna win my games
bro okay buddy okay listen isn't mood of bronze three I'll slap the dog shot of
Yeah, so I'm gonna actually promote it today. I wanted to tell you that fuck
Wait, I need one win for Bronsley though. We're lucky. I think I'm one off. Yeah, you are
Yeah, I was too off this morning and I won a game. Yep. No, so we can actually have done
So it jinxed out of curiosity. Let's say I don't end up hitting challenger
When I come to like Florida after your Minecraft marathon or one with that where we went with that
Yeah, so here's the thing here are the rules you have until midnight of the 27th, which means technically the 28
Okay, I'd like to level one. Okay. Yes, if you are not challenger by the 27th at midnight because that was the original deal
You had one month
You have to get a flight to Florida probably after my Minecraft marathon
Okay, I'm gonna bend you over my knee in spank you and I need to wear like and then you wear an adults diaper with a bib
shirtless yes
This is the rules that you have agreed to
Bro, I'm surprised you didn't get it, I thought you were gonna get it, but you still could get it!
Yeah, no like, unironically there might be a chance that tomorrow, like, I'm gonna
sell my shim maybe on like 11 a.m. or noon or some shim, and I might honestly
just go until I hit challenger even if I have to shim like 40 hours.
Yeah, and Miho, here's the thing, tomorrow, I don't even think you should coach me
just so you can lock him. Just so you can lock-
Is this game losing?
Ummm... Not yet.
Why is it not over? Because you guys have more kills maybe?
Well, okay, think of it this way, okay?
So, Aurelion Souls are champion at scales.
We have really good teamfighting with Kennen.
Our comp in general is really good.
But their comp is good too, right?
But the thing is that because we're even in dragons,
it will come down to mechanics and since I'm pretty sure that I can mechanically
mug everyone on the enemy team then we'll probably win this one.
What do you mean by mechanically mug? Like you're just like way way flashier
with your guy? It's like LeBron James versus Five Kids with special needs.
That's you in the lobby? Yes. Bro couldn't you just say five kids?
No because the thing is that like what if those kids are like prodigies you know
I mean bro, but me how it's fucking LeBron
Game is one if we play normal, please
Can you please go top bro wait?
So basically because you took his cannon wave he's gonna in the entire fucking game
Yep, pretty much wait
No, that's a rallying going top. He's still mid
Well, I think he has all chat disabled so wait don't as yep
Is this game your fault for stealing his cannon wave and now he ends or no?
Uh, no, it's his fault because he can't control his emotions.
So, Protobjenxy, whatever you do to anybody in life, and I wanted to note this sound,
anytime you do something to someone, the reaction is never your fault, right?
Wait, I didn't get my notepad.
Okay, get your notepad out.
Okay.
God, there's so many pages and dumps that's coaching here.
Alright, now I'm ready.
Okay, so listen.
Any time you do something to someone that can be perceived as negative, if they have a bad reaction, that's on them, because they can control themselves.
They choose to have a bad reaction. So that's why, in life, it's not about what you do, it's about how people react to it, and that makes everything their fault.
So I wrote, bad reaction equals...
Wait, once I can change that bad news, I think my wife heard me say that.
I
So
No, so I was I was telling I was telling Jamesy. I was
Okay, I'll take you back
Jingsy jingsy pro tip if you stand on ten toes against your wife
You're gonna be standing on zero toes because both of your feet are gonna be cut off while you sleep
Okay, so you sort of just got bitch
Yeah.
Okay, Chad, what do you guys think?
Pajain, listen, the thing is, the thing is, the thing is it's fine because like, at the
end of the day, right, it's like, I can teach you and you can use those teachings even if
I can't use them myself, does that make sense?
Yes, okay, yes, so, but bro, how did you get a wife though with those teachings, man?
How'd you do that?
Uh, because I found someone that matches my mentalities, that's why.
Okay, so wait, contest, here's the thing, bro.
You basically taught me that I wrote, bad reaction equals their fault, I can do whatever
I want.
Yes.
That's what I learned.
Okay.
So now, did you do that initially when you were starting your relationship or no?
Uh, yeah, yeah, I mean like at the beginning of our relationship sometimes you'd get an argument so it lasts like upwards of like eight hours
Shiesa, so what what did that do like did you cue me games mid argument or no?
No, it was there just like eight hours straight and that's why I started going to therapy because eventually got to the point
I realized like yeah, this isn't sustainable anymore
anymore but nowadays jinx is a good news is that I can teach you how to be toxic
because even though I'm like kind of reformed it's like I can teach you my
ways like you can be my Anakin okay how so like what should I do okay so first
step if ever your girlfriend comes up to you and she tells you she's on her
period tell her that you don't give a shit and she should learn how to stop
uplining. Bro, what? I'm not doing that. We'll be even the point of that. No, Jynx,
let me explain. Because the thing is that if you consistently tell her things like
that, then any time you give her even like a shred of like compliments or
anything like that, she's gonna like worship you for it. It's like imagine,
imagine you never gave her any cream drinking water. My girlfriend is nice. I
actually like her a lot. She's very sweet. Okay, so listen. I don't want to do that.
Okay, so Jinxie, can I give you a pro tip though?
Okay, because bro, she's nice, yes.
Okay, so if your girlfriend's nice and sweet and all that, right?
Then the best thing that you could do is make sure that she never knows how nice and sweet
she is.
Because if she knows that, then maybe one day she'll want other men to experience it
too.
So what you're going to do is from now on, every time you feel like complimenting her,
you're just going to insult her instead, and you're going to tell her that she'll never
find better than you.
Bro, I'm not going to do that, she's very nice.
okay yeah that works dude bro no I'm not gonna do that bro she's very sweet
if that worked for you bro good shit but I don't want to do that though
I'm not gonna insult her no you don't insult but you just say things like you
could never find better than me like I'm the only one that would ever love you
okay you know what you know what you do that right now okay you want me to okay
You do that right now. Okay, that's actually good advice. Okay, watch baby
Baby
Fuck I'm getting ignored wait give a second. Let me see if I can summon her
This is never gonna work
RGG, she's in the shower.
So, Jamesy, pro tip about showering, if ever you see or you hear that your girlfriend says
she's in the shower or anything like that, the first thing you say is, why are you trying
to smell good for other people?
Stop being so toxic.
Bro, what the fuck, how do you have a wife?
How?
What?
Dude, Jamesy, I'm putting you on some real game, bro.
You got to trust me on this shit.
Why is the chat retweeting this?
Bro, it sounds like a disaster.
No, because, Jamesy, listen, it's not a disaster because think of a relationship like chess.
If you're always on the offensive, then they're always on the defensive.
And if they're always on the defensive, then they can never be on the offensive.
So the trick is that you just need to always be the one making up scenarios and making
up arguments.
way you never have to be on the receiving end of them does that make sense so
you're basically saying as long as you're always the one that initiates the
argument you'll never be on the other end of the argument exactly bro that's so
fucked man I'm not doing any of this I thought you were gonna have good advice
okay wait do you want me to actually give you like a real good advice please
please okay okay in what area in what area would you want me to give you out
advice and I don't even know bro I don't know I'm doing good right now man
ah okay so sure if you're doing good right now then what you can do is you
can start making up scenarios to sit there and make it even better because
you can be like things are going too good right now what aren't you telling
me and then you can sit there and just say I know what you did confess now and
We won't have any issues. Oh my fucking god, bro
Literally
Yeah, I don't really read it
But yes, bro, you just got literally shit on
Yeah, he's got literally fucking destroyed bro. Listen, man
Because cannon, okay, so because you entered cannon or no
Now, because you stole Kenan's cannon, Kenan's no longer going to play top and proceedingly
in the game.
Yeah, exactly.
Is this ultimately your fault or his fault?
Okay, let me ask you a question.
If a homeless man asks you for money and you give him a cheeseburger, suddenly he stabs
a random grandmother to death in front of you, whose fault is it?
Yeah, the guy that stabs her. Yeah, exactly. So that's why in this game. It's a hundred percent Kenan's fault
So you took his cheeseburger and then he went on a killing spree
Yeah, like he started going up to like all the grandmas and grandpas and just like fucking stabbing their throats open
Do you okay? Do you think Kenan is challenger because of his mentality?
Oh, I think he's definitely not dead. Can I be honest with you? Yeah, talk to me
I feel like if I was Kenan and you smited my Canon
But it wasn't you? I feel like you would tell me to hint the game.
Yeah, but that's different because you're the main character, right?
In my game, I'm the main character. He's just an NPC.
So now the fact that the NPC is going rogue is kind of cancer, does that make sense?
So none of your teammates are real people with emotions?
Nope, they're just NPCs. That's why now it's-
Going in the notepad for sure.
Yeah, because like, Jinx, you think about it, it's like imagining her five nights at Freddy's,
and the animatronics just start killing people, right?
Like that's like my Ken in this game.
And I'm just sitting there trying to like minimize
the effects of what he's doing.
Okay, main character.
And then I wrote teammates or NPCs.
Yep, yep.
All right, nice bro.
I can really understand.
Now, if you want me to be on bias,
I think you guys are sort of losing your lead
a little bit here.
yeah because it's like four five
it's like
it's like a magic
we talk about
all nice so i have good news so my early in school is now all thing in the
base
saying just that that i have informed in fifteen minutes and just on the base
anymore
so it's like we thought it was forty five but it's actually three fifty five
now
i just want you to come down
yes never surrender we will turn to contest listen
i want you to calm down
No no no no no no no.
I'll hold your m- okay.
Well.
I'll hold your mother hostage in front of you.
You fucking piece of shit.
Coach was this a part of the training tool?
So, Jinxie, sometimes the thing is like,
well you can do as a lead player,
and that this is called the escape hack, right?
Where you type how you really feel,
and then you just hit escape,
and then you type a neutral message, right?
So I would type something like this.
I saw you deserve to have your limbs. Oh my God.
But then you don't send it. Oh my God. Don't wait.
Oh, okay. That's actually.
Yeah, see, write it down because then you get all the anger out.
Exactly. Yes.
that's actually smart as fuck.
So like right now my get-ness has been littered.
But like what is the point of him doing this?
Like, I'm just so confused.
What, the cannon?
Yeah.
Well, I feel like if you were to check his OP.gg,
he's probably on a humongous losing streak.
And then when you smited his cannon,
he literally wanted to put his hands on your throat
and strangle you.
But he couldn't do that,
so I think when he ended up deciding that you were just
into the entire game.
So you're telling me that it's like you went to school
and you spent all day getting bullied and pushed around.
And then when he got home, I stole his ice cream Sunday.
Sonny just starts like fucking beating me to death.
Yes.
Bro, also, I think you should be Emperor Palpatine tonight.
Don't test him.
Do I have to do the accent?
If I'm really going to get to the next level.
Yes, honestly.
okay how do i do the accent
darth jing see
execute
okay gotcha gotcha
okay bro okay but this game is still winnable man
yeah i mean we got it for sure if uh... an armed robber enters your house and
fucking shoots him in the fucking adrib while he plays a a game that might be a
chance to win
so darth zez
i'm curious
You just said your only way of winning is literally armed robbery into murder.
Yes.
You didn't FF. Why?
That's interesting.
Um, because the thing is that if they're going to suffer by making me lose,
then I'm going to make them suffer by having to deal with the consequences of their actions.
Does that make sense?
God, you're so fucking smart.
It's like, think of it this way, James.
You can't be into the game.
You're going to prolong the game as long as you can.
Yeah.
Just so you hate you even more.
So it's like, imagine one day you have children, right?
And then as you're getting older, as you're getting older, your children decide one day
that they're going to try to poison you because they want your inheritance.
So then they end up failing the poisoning and even though now you have no control over
your limbs, you decide to live on assisted breathing out of spite for years and years
and years just for them to go homeless and so they never get any of your money and any
of the inheritance.
Wow, you are actually, I'm not even kidding, you're a philosopher. Bro, you are legitimately
a philosopher. Oh my God. So basically, because you smited his cannon, he entered the game.
But because he entered the game and voted to surrender, you didn't surrender because
then he wins. So now you're going to, even though you know you're going to lose, you're
to prolong the loss as long as possible.
Bro, that is fucking awesome.
Yep.
Wow.
This is an IQ too high.
And it's also because there's also a chance, too,
that maybe there's a drive-by shooting that
occurs in his neighborhood and ends his life.
And then if he dies, then he goes afk for two minutes,
then we get no LP loss.
Fingers crossed that that one happens,
Honestly after this performance
Okay, yeah, that's what I thought and just doing nothing maybe you can post on Twitter. I don't know
Do you guys think we get our LP back if we take it? No, no
What is ticket
So what was the point of that dive there, Gontas?
Um, well, might as well make something happen if nothing's gonna happen, right?
Yeah, but nothing really happened though, you just died.
Yeah, but maybe there's a 1% chance that would have won well, so might as well just try it.
So now Jinx, you know what the best part of the game is now?
You were supposed to make it go on mode.
They're letting you guys end.
They're letting you end.
So Jinxie, Jinxie, now the best part of the game is because I play the Shimmer mode, right?
So the highlight of my game, every game, is when the one disgusting enter, I get to read what is IGN is, so I know who it was.
It's like Christmas morning.
How is that a good thing?
Because it's like, it's like in Scooby-Doo when they unmask the murderer, right?
like now i know that it's sky-borey
jimsy come here jimsy come here now jimsy are you here?
I'm here i'm here
why did you get no LP loss?
i'm glad i knew it was my doll plan
it was a piece of shit
scumfuck garbage
so that because of that they give me no appeal us
so but don't ask do you think in the future it might be a bad idea to smite
his cannon or not should you keep doing it
well I mean listen hopefully God smites him when he goes on his walk to school
with a fucking thunderbolt and ends his life how about how about that first might
Okay bro, emperor or don't says are you ready to watch out my bronze three games?
I'm ready, Jinxie.
Can you see it again?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, do I have to actually talk in that voice like the whole time?
No, no, you don't.
You don't.
But don't say that.
Okay.
I need to have a delay.
One second.
Sorry.
Okay, let's go.
All right.
Okay, so don't says the first exercise I want to do is the first exercise I want to do
is I want you to go in Discord, full cam, and you'll be there.
So I need to meet you in Discord, full cam.
Turn your camera on in Discord.
Okay, wait, give me one second.
And instructions will follow shortly after.
Okay.
I just need you to meet me in Discord.
Okay, I'm sure.
Okay, so don't ask.
Oh, sorry. Okay, so don't, sorry again.
Okay, so don't, sorry again.
J-Z, fucking walk in!
Okay, so don't ask. Wait, sorry.
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, so don't ask.
Okay, it's working.
Wait, it's working, can you see it?
Yes, yeah, you're good.
You can see me, but I can't see you.
What do you mean you can't see me? I'm right here.
Okay, so that's, can you see me?
Yes.
Okay.
So because I want, because you lost that last league game, I want you to bend over with your ass facing me.
Do I have to? Okay.
Other way.
Wait, what? Other?
Wait, are you okay? Do you want me to wiggle it a little bit for you? Yes. Okay,
sir, don't test. Listen it up, bro. I'm listening. Why did you smite your top laner's
cannon? I'm sorry, Doth, GenC. I didn't mean to. I just thought I could use the
resources good why why do you think you're better than your teammates where
you need your resources more than that oh sorry Jinxy oh that's Jinxy I don't
know why I think these things I should only ever listen to you why are you not
challenger you had a month to get challenger why are you not challenger
it's cuz I'm a naughty boy and I just haven't been good enough in daddy's
presence, but I will do better and I will not fail you again.
Okay, you're good. Wow, that was beautiful.
Alright, bro. Now, do you want to thank me?
I'm going to be honest. I'd never pass up an opportunity for that.
Get closer to the edge.
Okay.
Okay. Alright.
Alright.
Ah! Oh yeah, you like that, huh?
I'm on 4 game winning streak though. Should I be getting spanked?
We'll give you soft spanking so this is what we're going to do.
Yeah. So Jensie, for every win that you are on your winning streak, we're going to give
you one G spot spank. So it's a spank, but then my pinky goes in your asshole and fingers
your g-spot as it goes okay sorry let's play some dark league yeah it's up
Oh my fucking god.
What do you see?
Can you get rid of the outline so that it just makes it instantly move?
What do you mean?
Because you see how right now it's like when it's not on you still see the empty cylinder.
Get rid of the empty cylinder so it's like a real lightsaber.
You mean get rid of the metal?
No, no, like the empty cylinder. Like what the lightsaber is inside of?
Get rid of it so now it's like a real lightsaber.
Oh, this thing?
Yes, like what's lighting up right now. Get rid of the cylinder.
It would burn my hands.
Wait, really?
Yes, bro, it's real. This is real.
Wait, Jinxie, Jinxie! Give me a Darth Spank! Give me a Darth Spank!
You sure?
I think I earned it.
Oh! Okay, don't do that again. Please don't do that again. Oh no.
Okay, alright. Now we're ready to go.
Okay, let's do it.
We've tried to get that out of the way, man.
Yep
All right snow jeans. Yeah, are you ready to outrank the wind trading nose?
Yes, bro. I love I love that. That's your name for
Contest wait, what is this exact LP? What is the exact LP? Okay? I'll tell you right now. Let's have a look
It is he in a game right now. We need to know all this info. Okay. Okay, so wait
Let me show my screen. We're gonna look at everything together. Are you ready?
All right, Dantez, talk to me, bro.
Okay, so let's find it.
So Muda's account name is the chosen one, right?
You can see it?
Yes, the chosen fraud.
This is him.
So right now today, he actually won on a two-game loss, she got the start of the day, but yet
anyone four in a row you had a perfect KD yep but the thing about Jinx is listen
to me okay the thing about Muda is that right now he's bronze 318 LP right but
if we look at your account you are bronze 492 but you gain about 23 LP
every win so it means that if you get one win you're almost tied with him an
LP if you win two you overtake him wait so how much LP does he get a game so
what we're gonna do now is we're gonna go here and now we search up
what's bro because if I get more I should get more LP because I have a
higher percentage now yeah I think you do here let's look so mooder right now
gains about 20 LP a game right way more than him yeah you got 23 but Jinx it's
not just that you gain more it's the fact that you also lose less so if you
both win one lose one you're gonna be up six LP and he's even because his win
rate is still negative got it because he's shitty gets punished for being shit
I'd love me all right bro thank you all right so now Jinxy are you ready yes I'm
I'm going to share my screen, I'm going to share my screen, and then I'm going to queue.
Now, Jinxie, there's something that I do want to tell you though.
Yes, talk to the kid.
I think that at some point during the next week or so, we might have to call in the cavalry.
What does that mean?
It means that we might need reinforcements to aid us in our journey against Moda.
could that be so you remember how at one point we were doing a four-man VC
where it was Muda and Hums me and you yes yes yes what if only pixel on a
lousy getting coached by Tyler one and the same call oh my god I'll be fucking
generational oh my god me you own a Tyler yes but I'm fucking down all right
wait don't test let me go piss and I'm gonna get frosty okay all right let's
sort I need to train the main vein what
Okay, so guys, out of curiosity, who do you guys think could be a good enough duo for
Jinxi on his journey to Silver?
If you guys had to call in some reinforcements, who could it be?
Because he can't duo with Muda anymore because they're competing against each other.
And off the top of my head, the only people that I could actually think of would be like
either One or it would be Kadim.
So either One or Kadim.
So who else outside of that do you guys think could make a worthy companion in battle?
XQC.
I mean the thing about X2C is X2C is like Emerald so I'd be like Loki boosting.
Qaiso? I think Qaiso is Platinum though.
High Vyze.
Wait, wait, but no, High Vyze is Jungle, I don't even think he's level 30 yet.
Jason the Wean, Jason is like Silver.
Moist, critical.
Yeah, but the thing is like the thing is that once GenC hits Potnum, I think he can unlock duos with XQC.
He can duo with fucking like moist all these guys, right? Because they're all like Potnum Emerald range.
But for now it's like he really needs people that are either bronze, iron, or silver.
Ludwig.
True. Ludwig's no Mumu account.
interesting. Boggles. All right. That's awesome. Interesting one. Marlon. All right. Don't
fast. Okay, so, Jynxie. So, Jynxie, I was asking your chat who they would have as recommendations
for companions that you could have in battle during this challenge.
But I'm gonna be honest, I think that when it comes to bronze, silver, and iron,
you only have two options.
Onepixel and Muda?
No, Onepixel and Kadeem. We can't consider Muda anymore because you're against him.
God, you're fucking right. Oh my god, you're right.
Yep, so that's why like we cannot do a Muda at least until the challenge is done,
because you're still against him. But I think either Oney or or Kadeem. Those are your only two options.
Okay, got it sir. You know bro, I'm going to see. I'm going to see what I can do.
All right. Okay, Snow Jinx, let me ask you a question.
Yes, yes. After seven hours of sitting in a chair for the Darth Maul makeup,
after playing Star Wars Battlefront and doing dances and sitting there and
spending your entire day outside of the rift how fucking ready are you to fucking
dominate right now and I want you to be honest I literally have an erection
seeping through my pants bro listen bro I've been missing the riff the entire day
I've been wanting to get him in the riff the entire fucking day dad ass. Let's do this shit. This is my bronze 3 game
I need to win all my games to get my 1% of time
Yep, I can't lose. I want to get my 1% of time so I do my LP high, okay?
Okay, and Jin see there's also gonna be some new development soon because Diana is getting big buffs on Wednesday
So we hope I don't like the skill shot shit
I like jumping at people, man.
Okay, but Miho, sorry.
You're telling me that any champion that has a skill shot, you just never even want to explore.
Okay, fine. You got a good point there. You got me there. You got me there.
Think of it this way, dude.
Amumu has a skill shot, and even Chudwig managed to hit Platinum.
Yes.
Now bro, is what you said true? Did Ludwig actually go from Silver to Platinum in one day?
Yes.
Bro, what an idiot bro.
He's got him carried, he got lucky.
Yeah, so he sat there, he very played for about 20 hours straight,
and literally just won from Silver to Platinum a single day.
But that-
He didn't lose for 20 hours. That's just pure luck, bro.
But part of the reason why is because like,
So, back then, the baseline and that elo instead of being plus 20 minus 20, it was plus 30
minus 30.
So, when you would win streak, you could have massive swings instantly because you win 10
in a row and already you go from silver one to like gold two, right?
Wait, so now they give you less but also take away less?
Exactly, yes.
So, it's more of like a grind.
Why do they do that?
Why do they give you less?
Why do they get rid of the swings?
So the reason why is because every season Riot tries to experiment with different ways
on how they can keep you addicted by inflating your rank, but also making sure you don't
climb too much that then you become disinterested.
It's kind of like how a casino is going to sit there and give you free drinks, but they're
not really going to give you free bets, right?
And then you'll have some casinos that give you offers and stuff like that.
So Riot just tries to bring people to the slot machine that's solo queue, right?
And then you just want to get that max win, where you get that one day where you get plus
20 wins in a row, and then you're fucking like instantly challenger.
Okay, so they basically make it to where Riot will kind of gaslight you into getting your
LP up and then they'll fuck you in the ass?
Yes, exactly.
So it's kind of like, okay, I'm thinking of like this, okay, Jinxie?
Imagine right now you went outside and you found Yoda at a gay bar, right?
And then you sat there and you're like, ooh, Master Yoda, come here.
And he's like, Darth Maul, knew you were here, I did not.
So then it's like you're sitting there and you're taking him from behind, right?
He's sitting there, his old wrinkly, like gnome cheeks are clapping.
And then afterwards, because you're sweating so much, the sweat gets the makeup off your
face and then it's like you can see that you're jinx-y.
So then what happens is Yoda turns around at one point because he's literally like having
his head thrown around in like absolute bliss and then as he does this he sees
that you're Jinxi and he's like wait what the fuck where did you come from I
thought you were Darth Maul that's kind of like riots when it comes to your
rank does that make sense got it okay got it so it's all fake exactly yes okay
I got it.
All right, bro.
Down test.
This is my Bronze 3 game, bro.
All right.
Are you ready for it?
I'm ready.
Remember, I need to win all my games to do my 1% high, okay?
Yep.
How many are you thinking of playing?
I can probably coach you for 2 max.
I'll do...
I'll just do 1 to get Bronze 3, okay?
1, okay.
Full passion.
I'm gonna go full...
I'm gonna go full passion.
All right.
T-Mode type 7, so I'm getting snagged.
Okay.
So, Jinx, I need you to listen here, okay?
right now, you're not GenC. You're evil GenC. So you have to understand that this game,
you need to play as evil as possible. So we're going to be molding your play style to be
like the 10th degree of greediness that you're already used to. Does that make sense?
Okay, yes, yes, yes.
So how it's going to work.
I want to go get started on my phone.
Yep, this is good. Right now it's good. Your team has two kills that's looking decent.
So how we're going to do this is you're going to play for your full clear and then afterwards
you're just going to sit there and look for laner's cannons to steal and that's literally
all you're going to do.
You're going to sit there Jinxie, I want you to go around the map.
You're going to be like a cannon heat seeking missile.
I want you to imagine that every single cannon minion is like a starship from the alliance
right and you have to sit there and you have to just seek them out like the Sith Lord you
are.
Do you understand?
Yes Master, yes Master, Palpatine.
Jynxie.
Yes Emperor Palpatine.
You need to execute Order 66.
So Order 66 is to make the cannons.
Wait!
Jynxie!
What if you ordered?
Wait!
Instead of Order 66, I know what you have to do.
Order 67?
Yes!
Bro!
Wait, don't cannons give you 67 gold?
uh... depends on like uh... state of the game
yep
k
so that's my income in single dot
that's why i thought it's not
uh... well the thing is don't forget as long as they have self-control over
their emotions and it won't be bad
but i'd like to ask him for example my kind of didn't have self-control
so because i was lost
and you know what's fucked up jing see
if i would have won the last game i would have gotten double p
so it'd be six hundred up here now
can i talk to you about it
yo bro i know you have a lot of pent-up aggression this season
and i've taken a lot of it out on me
just let it out man
give me a little bit of a rant if you want whatever you need but i'm always
somebody you can talk to about your league problems
alright then gank bot gank bot get this free kill
If you get this kill here on the Klan, I'm going to feel way better.
E, you knew Flash on her, you knew Flash on her and then Q.
Okay, yes.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
What matters, what matters is that you went for it.
Like, the thing about a Jinxie, right, is that
in life, sometimes you're going to shoot for the stars,
right, and sometimes you're going to miss
And you're gonna land in the middle of a parking lot and then you're gonna blow up and you're gonna kill 30 civilians
But what matters is the fact that you shot for the stars
So even though it ended in absolute tragedy and horror and now your name is plastered all over the news and
Everybody is just like an odd how you could do such an atrocity
What matters is the fact that you know deep down that you gave it your all does that make sense
But I thought the quote was shoot for the moon and land with the stars
well the moon is closer than the stars so I wouldn't work
oh okay I got it got it got it wait really Jinxy Jinxy
what did evil Jinxy say
instead of ball right? Darth Maura
nice okay so now like this we're gonna do
I wanted to look on your
wolves and then after the wolves I want to look on the ground okay yes master yes
okay jingsy there are alliance traitors barlain we need to snuff them out
yes master i'll bring them to you i want you to kill them now darth jingsy
yes master may i go for scott crab first master no no you must die dot jinxie
hold your fucking queue dot jinxie nice
master i died the katanin but then i died to the tower master
Very good, Darth Jinxie. No, no, no. As long as the lion's members' lives get snuffed out, it is never a loss.
Once order six-
Darth Jinxie, you dare question my orders!
What do you mean, yes master? It's such a- be no master!
Okay, doc jingsy
Doc jingsy you must gang back soon. They are looking for okay. No, never mind. Don't don't they are level six
All right
Try to take okay. No, you gotta run now. No, no, it's fucked. It's fuck get out of there get out get out
Get out it's not gonna work
Okay, now go to your red buff. Do not recall. Just go to your red
I should go back go back go back go back
Kill the echo doth jing see the alliance scum must be snuffed out
Hold your cue. Hold your cue. Nice. E. E. Fuck
Okay. Oh, okay. Oh, no. Okay. You hold cue. Have you have you chewy? I think he dies. Nice
it's very nice
okay ultimate
all the so we met all term it
she must not be allowed to do such things
okay that's a lucky
okay it's always
okay as long as you get the meaning it's always right now go for the red
talked about folk here
no the red the fucking red
wait jing see jing see do you want to hear my carmen voice
okay
get down and take your fucking dead body and go do crabs
yes carmen
da jing see you do so ordinarily
da jing see you obey carmen but you do not obey me
lord palpatine i always obey your orders
da jing see shut the fuck up man
Why are you saying you're telling this old fuckin' man?
Listen to me man, God damn it!
I'm sorry, Cotman.
Doth earth Lord Fa-
Fuck!
Lord Palpatine.
May I go for the void rise?
You may go for the raptors and then afterwards finish the full clear.
You must look on the dragon now.
Okay.
Yes, Lord Palpatine.
Now, uh, Jinxie, I must ask for your favor.
Yes.
So, you know how you have that lightsaber of yours, huh?
Yes, Lord Palpatine.
Can it get stained or no?
Um, why do you ask?
Dot Jinxie, I do not believe I asked whether I wanted your questions merely an answer
Yeah, damn it. He wants to show up his fucking ass. He's a creepy fucking pervert
Okay, okay, no, no, we got walking through bronze to game now. Okay, this we're gonna do okay
so what I want you to do is I want you to go for the the gromp and then afterwards look for a
a gank bot can serve your ult now. You have ulted in flash so it's gonna get
Shallowcrawl on the Caitlyn you think?
Yep, so you're gonna press W, ult the Cait and then you get it for free.
Yep, get the ult, perfect. Now hold your Q, don't forget to hold the Q, okay. E, nice.
Okay, good. Now recast C. Okay, nice. So after you kill the Briar, I want to go for
the dragon. There you go, you're carrying this shit.
Hold on we're gonna see okay. I want to run to it run to it run to it
Yeah, maybe okay, I go for this go for this go for this go for this go for this okay, press E
Okay, all right listen, I'm sitting down. I'm ready to lock in now. Are you ready to hit the on three?
I'm gonna fucking shove this lightsaber up your fucking ass. Okay, listen fuck was that game?
That's Jinxie
Order 67 had not yet been initiated now go to your craps
No, no, no, okay. Okay. Let's run this shit. Let's run this shit. Let me lock it. Let me lock in
So that's two kills between four people. Yeah, but Jinxie it's iron, bro
enemy team is brain dead. You're gonna be fine here. So I want to play for your top to bot full clear
And then after the top to bot full clear we're gonna look for a gank on the enemy balling
Because the thing is that you have your ult up right and Warwick is like an ult reliant champion
So means that when your ult is up you want to be looking for plays
So while you're walking to these wolves, I want you to hold tab
Okay, so you see that little 150 and 250 above Zoe and Ekko, like on them, okay, so that
means it's a shutdown, so it's bonus gold that you get when you kill them.
So here I wanted to finish this as fast as I can, then just run bot, just run bot, skip
the Krugs, Gromp, run bot, yep, just chase this, chase this, no, no, bot, bot, bot, bot,
chase bot, bot, bot, bot, yep, just chase the Sunt, chase the Sunt, chase the Sunt,
chase the Sunt.
Ok, don't go for this, don't go for this on the straight.
So now just take the wave, the wave that's right here, you're going to take all of it,
it's like 4 minions, and then after that we're going to go to the gromp.
Ok, so now go to the gromp.
Yes, Master.
Alright, so now after the gromp, what we're going to do, ok, is we're going to walk mid
and we're going to look for a kill on Zoe because we want to get that shutdown.
Walk mid, look for a kill on Zoe.
Yes, exactly. There's an Alliance base mid lane that we must eradicate with the Death Star.
I don't know if it's gankable because my Vhagar is like 1 HP hiding.
Yeah, but that's why you're just coming right in the bush.
I want to join mid now.
Go for it. Press W, press W, and then go for it.
I'll go for it.
R? R? Oh.
Okay, so now go to your red, go to your red.
Alright, Joan top, Joan top. Joan top, are you running to your red?
Okay, go for the Morgana one top. No, you can run through the jungle. Okay, it's fine. It's really not
Okay, so now what you're gonna do is we're gonna go for the Morgana. Remember you're gonna eat hold Q and then eat again
Nice okay, so now smite her with your your F
You probably could look for this but yeah, so it's gonna be there. Can you Q oh?
oh my god so fucking close i think she dies to the storm those who might get
an assist like the morgana no close okay so
so are you inting the game no it's not inting it's just
trust okay buy the mercury strads
so now what we must do you will play for the red buff
and then go for the scuttle crab
yep no no listen listen when it's 20 to 6 all it means is that now you have more
gold to get from shutdowns
okay stop reporting for a second report the rest of them after just play for
the red now so you might have to skip the skip the crab and then just play for
the top spot folk there
so jingsy have good news for you
you're in fucking iron so this game is winnable
now go for your raptors
raptors
yep
because your team is uh... full of fucking scum bags
so that's why what we're gonna do here
We just focus up so you're gonna look for the wrappers then afterwards. I want you to look on the the bot side clear
So
The dragon is up in 20 seconds, right? So what we're gonna do is we're gonna clear our bot side and then afterwards we're gonna look on the
dragon
Clear bot look dragon got it. Yes, sir
Now there could be an option for a bot gank instead
Okay, go for the Zoe, the Zoe here, the Zoe here, the Zoe here, the Zoe, the Zoe.
Do not alter right away, just Q, hold Q on her.
Okay, go on the briar, the briar, nice.
Okay, that's decent.
Okay, now back up, and just farm your ground.
Yep, so you're just gonna have to let her run away for now.
Okay, go for it, go for it, run at her, run at her, run at her.
yeah she's running away so you can't catch us now just go dragon sled so the
thing is I wanted to walk all the way to the edge of the wall up there
press E press E or you die the yeah now back up just run away run away you're
gonna have to go for the blue because the problem is that with the ward and the
fact that Zoe's there she's just gonna kill you so let's play for the blue and
then afterwards we'll reset and see okay this is actually eights
bro I don't know if this Zoe seems really good
I mean she's
so listen
okay Jinxie do you want me to teach you how you can
fuck up that Zoe in ways that are unimaginable
so first I want you to buy your titanic hydra
so do you remember yesterday at one point when I was like coaching Muda in one of those games
And I told him that if you own alts or you own presses II he cancels the Zoe bubble
Yeah, so what we can do the same with his ultimate
Yeah, look for the Morgana kill so what you're gonna have to do is when you're fighting this over you're gonna have to hold your alt
Back up back out of the range and then go back in that so now you can try chasing this
Now you're gonna have to dodge the Q. She's gonna throw the skill shot. Try to dodge it.
Nice, nice! That was actually a f**king sick dodge.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Who's playing for you?
Me, bro.
No, no, no. Go to your crugs, go to your crugs. Who's playing for you?
Me.
No, I've never seen you do a dodge like that before. Who's playing for you?
Oh, you told me to dodge, so I dodged.
Jinxie, that was legit like a grandmaster level dodge.
Like if you do shit like that more often, I'm telling you bro, challenger's like in
two months maybe.
I swear to god.
Alright, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the Raptors, after the Raptors
going to play on the bot side. So you're going to go woes all the way to ground. So now when
you're going to fight the Zoe Jinxie, you're going to run at her with only your Q and your
E, right? And the only time you're going to ult is if she lands her bubble on you. Am I
understood? Her bubble. So the thing where it says drowsy, and then after like one second
you becomes a stupid you can't do anything
back up back up
yeah just run back run back
wait for your team
this is decent
they're inting they're inting
we got a kill with Zoe
kill with Zoe please god
we need to shut down my mat
okay
Unleash your evil Jynxian chat right now. Go.
Okay, that's good. That's good. That's like a good start.
I think it's wraps, bro. They have every no, no, no, they have two dragons.
They have two dragons are going to throw chill walk top.
If you win the game, you have no right to vote to surrender, bro.
You should be a fucking troll.
Now press W and run at her.
Do not step on that little pool, though.
There you go.
Now run at her.
Now, if she throws out her Q, you dodge it, OK?
Oh my!
No, you're fucking challenging her.
Hold your Q on her now.
It's fine.
Your Timo's going to do something.
Why is she allowed to throw multiple Qs like that?
Yeah, it's on a local line, she's broken.
Okay, so now look for the red buff.
I think we're gonna talk to Bot Folk there.
See, the good thing is we're teaching you how to dodge abilities, so like...
It's looking quite good right now, I'm not even kidding.
That's what you're telling me about there.
Yep.
So now look, I want you to play for the Krugs.
If Kaelin walks up mid, you're gonna look for a kill on her, okay?
Okay, we're gonna have to look for a kill on her after these Krugs.
Walk mid now. Go, go, go!
this is all you do not step on the chart okay go for the wrappers go for the
wrappers your raptors not the wolves raptors and then afterwards we're
gonna look for the the wolves but it's okay listen Jinxie you're a fucking
Sith Lord what do you care if your team is shit they're just a bunch of worthless
stormtroopers bro.
They literally are stormtroopers.
T-MOS 0-3, just die bro, in game.
Real, yes, good.
That's the kind of mentality you need to have as a league player.
Okay, so now what you're going to do is you're going to finish this.
And after I want to look mid. Look mid, look mid, look mid.
I want to W and run mid. W, W, run mid, W, run mid.
Look for this.
Don't lead with R, try to R on the K if you can.
If not just back off back up back up back up
Flash right flash right
Yeah, I'm fucking damn it
Okay, so I'm nine is that my 80s here my support. That's really soon. Okay. It's gotta get better tonight
Okay, so what we're gonna do share
Listen, I've good news I've good news any team is majority AP by your spirit massage right now
We're gonna get this shit done. Just trust in the process
All right, I'm gonna listen everything you said. All right, so first things first. I want you run straight bot
Run at her press I'll be press I'll be now double now double now
And now you just chase and you chase her. She already wasted her bubbles, so she doesn't have that thing that can CC you
So just chase her just chase
Okay, she ignited you. Okay, you're gonna have to dodge right e
That's okay. It's not fun. Oh
Good nice nice. Okay bad news. So
My brain dead teamers. So what do you have it was to kill those worth a thousand gold now go for the scuttle crab
At least you shut down. Yep
so I'll get this and now I want you to look on the dragon now I want you to walk
back walk back yeah all the way over there this is good this is good
drag it out drag it out okay your team most fucking brain dead no money just
have to have K headed walk up and just set it if the echo is in you need to
alter
So now what you're going to do is I want you to look for, just back up right now it's okay.
Look for your wolves.
Yeah, so you're going to go for your wolves.
After your wolves I'm going to want you to look towards the fight that's happening.
Alright, this is good.
Now I want you to chase your bloodsum.
Do not step on the chops.
Nice go for the kill go for the kill
Fucking amazing James see that's what I like to see okay now back up back up back up back back back
We don't over chase we don't over chase we got a good point you are
Yet now you're back dude
I'm telling you you have your entire team on your back and they're sitting there. They're in the fucking backpack
Do you have arthritis?
Well, you're gonna get it after this game bro with the amount of carrying that you're doing yep real real
Okay, so now after this I wanted to walk about
And I'm wanting to take those minions now press P
Okay, you can actually take one wave bot and then recall because we have enough for our items
So we're gonna want to spend all our gold
Right now recall
I'm telling you yes, it is 1 million percent so now buyers for a visage afterwards. I want you out of base to look man
my god, we're actually eating
yep, alright now jing see, get this, this has your fucking name written all over it
you earn this, go, look for the briar, the briar, the briar
okay
okay, you might have to back up now, back up, it's fun, she's broken this fuck
alright, so now what I want you to do
get these raptors, after these raptors, I'm going to want you to go for the crab top
It's in a it's in the Baron pit. Yep. Not through there. Not through there
If you walk there, you might get a hit by those OECC and die
Coach we're coming back coach go mess them. I'm telling you you got this shit, bro. It's in the fucking bag right now
Okay, so now you're gonna play for this after this I'm gonna want you to look top on the Morgano, okay
You're gonna look top go for this. Do not R. Do not R. Oh, okay. Hold Q hold Q
It's not one you're back up and I'll go farm your red. Oh fight this
Okay, Pessie II
Q Q nice good shit. Okay now look on the Morgana look on the Morgana look in the Morgana
okay now run away run away let let leave him to die leave him to die fuck this
guy so now go take his wave let him die and take his wave let him die and take
his wave top evil jing see we need evil jing see now now take the crugs
crugs red crugs red this okay this okay trust don't panic don't panic you're
you're gonna kill off this
k i know go to your right
there's a chance that they're all here but we're gonna see
okay go for the sorry the sorry
you have your e
i want you to eat
you can look for this you can look for this shanksy
have some confidence let's go
yep that's the fucking confidence i want to see from you
okay now you're gonna ult on her run at her and ult on her
I wanted to fucking carve her face off.
Stroll, you need to clear it.
OK, should I run away?
Yep, look towards me.
Yeah, go.
Coach went back in the game.
You are.
So now look for this Echo kill.
If Echo dies, press W and chase.
Press W and chase.
If he dies, it's Baron.
R, wanted to R him.
Now hold Q on him.
OK, now fight the bar.
Fight the bar.
You have your Q up in a second.
I want to Q the minion, Q the minion.
Okay, none more.
So now what are you gonna do?
You're going to...
Look Baron, only look Baron,
kill the Morgana and then look Baron.
Yep, go on her, go on her, go on her, cut her off.
She has no way to escape.
She's fucking dead, she's fucking dead.
She has no way to escape.
Okay, now look Baron, Baron, Baron,
ping Baron, ping Baron, now.
Ping Baron, yes, you're gonna kill off those.
Those is what I come back, what I come back.
Yes, you got this, shit bro, it's Broaden Street in the bag.
Broaden Street's in the bag right now.
Press E3, take less damage.
It's not cute there you go keep yelling you got this shit, but I don't want to get too excited. Have you get too excited?
Yep
We're back bro, we're fucking back. No, you're actually out this shit now
Yep, so now what I want to do is you're gonna look for the dragon out of base here
Yep, you should but do the crap first the crab so you're gonna do the crab right now
Ignore them ignore it then
You're gonna go for the fight after so now go for the fight here you're gonna kill them all I want to go in
I want you to go and chase this go in only go fucking crazy jingsy. Yes. That's what I want to see
Okay, no on the way this is good now push mid push mid mid mid. I want you mid. I want you mid
You're gonna push some mid wave
Now keep pushing keep pushing it keep pushing it. No, no, no keep pushing it
If you walk in now the promise that you have no vision so they could be posture to anywhere to fuck you up
So we need to avoid that possibility
Yeah, no, I'm trying it's looking very good for us, you know
So what I want to do is I want you to look for the blue buff here
We're still fucking back coach, we're not
Yeah, you're doing good. No, I'm telling you it's looking good
I want you to get your blue buff and then after this I want you to start pushing bot. You're gonna split push ball right now, okay?
So Jinxie
Jinxie the thing that I always have an issue with with you when it comes to split pushing is that you always walk around like back and forth back and
forth I want you to imagine that you're one of those minions you go nowhere, but forward, okay?
Keep walking forward go just keep walking forward. I
I don't ever want to see walk back unless I tell you to keep walking forward
Keep going keep going keep on
Okay, keep going keep going you keep walking
You're bringing the shit back from the grave keep going now look for the then tower keep going keep going keep going keep going
not focus on me this is awesome exactly yes they don't even know what the fuck is happening
but like where's warwick okay it's not walk med now you walk med we're gonna see now you walk med
now chase the bloodsunt see if you can find someone not slow enough oh
yeah it's okay though it's okay though so now you're gonna push med
No, you're good at it. Okay, see if you can W and then R on her. See if you can W and then R on her.
Nice, good R, hold Q. Good. Okay, now get the turret here and then afterwards the Inhab. The turret, not the minion string, see?
The turret, the Inhab, the Inhab. Hit the structures.
Yeah, just keep reading this. If your team dies, fuck them. Your dog Jinx, you're supposed
to be evil anyways. So now make sure you get this cannon. Make sure you get this cannon.
Fuck. Okay, now you can back up. Okay. So Jinx, what we're going to do here is you're
going to walk to the enemy red buff. Take it if it's up. If not, you just recall. If
it's up you take it and then you recall. Now recall. Now recall. Now recall. Now recall.
Okay, we got a crazy one on our hands. So I want to right click the death stance and
then by Elixir of Iron. There you go, you already know what, see you already know what
some of these items are now go for your red buff and then walk mid. Now when you start
spam ping mid, start going fucking crazy on the mid lane spam pings.
After my red buff I'm there. Yep.
This is where we run. Okay, now GenC. Very important.
Where does Darth Vader buy his shoes?
Good so now get this get this mid wave just push mid
And then I want you to look for this. I want to double you. I want to double you
I want to double you and go in double you and go in double you and go in follow all the butts and follow the butts
And I want you to go in
All that you have to all that you have to good get fucking out hold Q
So now you can keep fighting keep on and keep on you're fat as fuck dude do not be scared
You're good. You're good fight keep fucking fighting swing your dick in the fucking faces until they're sucking on it
Go good shit, so I like to see bro
See Jin see that's the thing you just got to know that you're the top fucking dog. Who are you?
You're the top fucking dog. That's what I like to hear now go for the dragon than afterwards the Baron
bro we actually came back oh my god now you're not even killable anymore
yep that's why jing see you never give up in this hill there's always come
backs yes sir I won't I won't ever give up and I want you to play with more
confidence too bro I want you to go in and I want you to know deep down there
you're gonna go fucking crazy on them
I still have the limit of my character sometimes, if I level up on a single level.
No, that's okay, but that's why. What you need to learn then is limit testing. Go to the Baron.
Go Baron.
Yeah, go Baron. So what limit testing is, is limit testing is when you don't know the limits,
so you die a lot while fighting, but you end up learning your limits over time.
And that's what you need to do as a lead player. Get the crab first.
Wow, that my fucking crab.
Okay, now take this. If the enemy gets close, we're gonna have to turn on them.
Yeah, because you don't have a smite, don't forget.
I want you to press W and turn on the enemy team. Press W and turn on the enemy team. Yep, fight them.
Nice. E? I want you to E. This is good. E again. There you go. Now fucking ravage her skull.
Yeah, you feeling that you fucking feeling that got jingsie
Yep, no go Baron because the enemy jungler said if enemy jungler said you take it for free
Yeah, I'm telling you now you're in a good fucking spot, bro, it's free as fuck
Now they can't stand against you
Bro, they are trying to to stand against the might of the Sith Empire. Do you understand yes?
Now Darth Jinxie you must push me
Execute order
67
Okay, go man keep going
I think we can end here. Mr. Valphexene.
I don't just think I know you can.
Okay, back up. Okay, you can auto on the kill and I'm low-key.
Okay
Actually, no, no, go on the echo. Oh, okay
Well the the only problem there is I missed unironically
It's cuz you like altered but then you end something cuter
Well, you're not gonna lose like you're fine here
So Jinxie the thing is you have to understand that when you alt you need to alt based off where you think they're gonna be going
It's like pre-firing
So now I want you to buy
That's that's
So Jinx the rule of thumb every second in League of Legends gives you two gold
So if you're missing 20 gold 10 seconds
Okay, so now we're gonna do out of base here look for the red
You're ready
And then I want you to walk mid now listen the only threat on the enemy team is Kaylin if she dies you win
So she's the only one that you're gonna ult, understood?
The only threat is Caitlyn on the path.
It's not Walkman.
So if I can, just ult Caitlyn.
Not even if you can.
Make yourself find an angle for it.
I will. I will stay on Master.
Walk up, walk up, okay do not sub on these shops.
Those little things you never want to sub on them.
Okay, so now what I'm going to want you to do is share back up, back up.
You're going to want to W, W and then look for the R on Kaelin.
Okay, back up.
oh that's fire because fire was in front of the Klan your alt isn't it yeah so
that's why you need to find like okay James I want your backup and recall I
need your backup and recall right now because I want you to look at your
mini map what do you see no no no look at your mini map right now what do you
see yeah that's not good that's fucking bad news bears bro okay so kill this in
time and we've them walk the dragon
Okay, so now I look for the Jag.
No, okay, good.
So now Jinx, I want you to just AFK push shop, AFK push shop.
So go back to the top.
You see that little red dot on your minimap toplane?
Yeah.
So that's a super minion.
So that's how you can know where the super minions are when you see those little red
dots and those super minions, you know when they spawn?
When those circles go down.
So when you break open a circle, every wave spawns a super minion.
They got one every single wave, but you guys have one mid and one bot.
Now Jynx, do you know why opening three inhibitors is broken?
Why?
Because you get in every lane?
But you don't just get one.
If you open all three, you get two super minions in every lane.
Holy shit, really?
Yes.
So imagine two super minions in every lane and your team has baron.
look for the ult if you can find it, on Kaelin, Kaelin, Kaelin
you're gonna have to back up now
the thing is you're almost out of mana, that's what I'm worried about. I want to run away.
Sorry, sorry bro.
Fuck.
You're okay, you're okay.
Okay, so Jinxie, you just here never forget,
Caitlyn is literally the only threat.
Like she's the only one you have to kill and if she dies you win.
You can buy the elixirs.
Yep, so just get that one.
Coach, I'm sorry. God damn it.
No, you're okay, you're okay.
The thing is that this game is teaching you target importance.
Because a lot of the times, you kind of just ult whatever you see.
But now you're kind of learning this game, you're like, oh wait, fuck.
If I just ult whatever, then the Kaelin kills everyone, right?
Okay, I will need to run bot instantly. Look for a kill on the Morgana here.
That's W? W?
W. So Morgana has an ability that makes it so that if you hit her with any spell, the
effect of the spell doesn't go through.
look for not even if you look for a flank that's into anything so when you go to
your blue buff go take your blue no you're blue not the red because the
thing is blue buff gives you mana right so you're running out of mana lots of
we want to fix. You don't need to farm the wolves because you're already full
build level 18. Let's see if we can push out the wave boss here. You don't want to
let the Morgana just like push your base or else maybe she can end.
Now just look for this.
Have you take this wave? I want to see if you can take out one more. Take one more wave.
Click further out.
Either not for this, I want you to walk towards mid.
Morgana is dead now.
Press W. Press W and chase him. Press W.
what so Jinxy can I give you a little tip I'll give it to you later just send my
bush for me yeah wait for them right for them right for me
Okay, going, going, fight this early, fight this early, fight the Echo.
Yeah, they're killing the Sushong, I don't know if you can fight this.
Yeah, you probably just have to back off here.
Hold Tab, do they got soul now?
Fuck, that's soul.
uh...
okay so by your licks are buying again
and then we're gonna walk
now one year to take five minute and start spamping
go to your red buff
do your red buff wait for your team to spawn
no no no stop stop stop
your flash is up soon you can literally flash ult kaelin if you do you win the game
your winning condition is you flash ulting kaelin
Do you understand that this game is all on you?
Yes, Flash ult on Kaelin.
I'm sorry, ping mid again.
If you land your Flash ult on Kaelin, you win the game.
I'm letting you know this right now.
I want you to W.
Right now, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just wait for your team to get in position.
No, just wait.
So now, Jengzee, the only thing you have to do is just get in range of the halon to Flash Altar.
That's it.
Oh!
God, I can't because 30 people on that bitch, man!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I think your team might be clutching now. Your team might be clutching now.
She's wounded.
Wait.
Jorn over your Timo, let's see what's happening here.
Okay, unironically I think your Timo can hold this.
I don't know what to do, she just protracted.
Yeah, so the problem now is that the game I think just lasted too long, and it's at a point where it's like the enemy is scaling really fucking hard.
But there could still be a chance. Jorn over mid, let's see what's happening.
like your team was low key putting up a fucking fight right now bro he's fucking
fighting till the bitter end
oh we're back I'm back in 10 yep by your licks again by your licks again and I
wanted to walk towards mid now low key you could land your ult on the Klan
now yeah now yeah okay okay hold you hold you ee ee ee okay yes yes yes yes
yes hold on
I'm a piece of shit, I'm sorry to go to the test, I'm gonna hire a special.
Listen, listen, listen.
The good news is, Jengzee, that you almost brought that game back from the fucking brink,
I want to think about that.
been awake for 12 hours? You're in dark mall cosplay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What? Well, you all lost mitigated. Why? Why? Why? Why did I get lost mitigated? I'm gonna
be honest, I have no idea. But listen, this is the part where we just started thanking
God that Riot exists. Wait. Thank God Riot exists, man. Okay, so apparently you're
melt afk for three minutes at one point so because of that now you just get a lot
All right guys you guys
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