I
How are we doing today? What is up? How the fuck is everyone doing, guys?
Where's the camera? Where's the camera? Where's the camera?
Alright, what's good, guys? How is everyone doing?
So, yes, before you guys get on my case, yes, we're live a little bit later than I said we would be.
The reason why is because I wasn't expecting the trip out the car mechanic to take as long as it did
Because I have to change my tires then they also have to do an oil change
But then apparently I have issues with my brakes as well
So they had to like order like new parts or some shit like that. So
Yeah, just did the mechanic did take longer than expected, but
The good news is now we're here guys
The time they guys have all been waiting for
What do you have it's a key up a
Chilokia
Looking good today. The white t-shirts you too. You know what this shirt is from
It's from my asylum thong so for all the new viewers. I went to Korea back in September
And when I went to Korea in September, I did this thing called the asylum thong which was essentially that I
I locked myself in a room and I was forced to be live for like 24 hours all day every day
and I literally just played about 20 plus hours a week a day
and I was only allowed wearing white clothing
and yeah it was a little bit crazy honestly
that was just fun
YOOH IT'S GOING ON THE PRIMARISTS!
The fuck? But Devin, they're in the sub-moddy, they're in the prime of the slot, and Fushin, they're in the prime.
Oh shit, wait, sacred. They're in the bits of slot, appreciate. Thank you, bro.
My guys, talk to me. How's everyone's day going?
Once in a time, how's everyone's days are going?
And I hunt her, they're in the prime of the slot. Thank you, bro.
I'm sorry, they're in the 16th one, so I'm not. Thank you.
Are we gonna be going for 36 hours straight? We'll see, bro, we'll see.
Either we're gonna go all the way till the end,
Or we're going to do two streams, one today and then one action to literally start tomorrow.
So I'm not sure which one it's going to be yet, we're going to see.
And the op they went there for months, oh my.
Thank you.
Okay listen guys, for all the subbers, I'm going to hit you guys with a little gift
right now, okay?
Are you guys ready for a gift?
So I'm going to do something I've never done before.
Okay?
For all the subbers.
Who wants to see a magic trick?
the
great
and so don't them the problems of the shot thank you
I got a second but I'm doing forty second late not thirty
so it's gonna be really fucked up okay um so
anyways with a lot being said
I'll see you guys soon.
So I'm going to do something I've never done before, for all the subbers.
Who wants to see a magic trick?
Ssshhh!
Aaaaah bruh!
Oh shit!
We're at Easterstern, they're with the 5 gifts, Prushad.
Thank you!
And so don't, they're with the Prime, it's all Prushad.
Thank you!
It's gonna be fucked up though because I'm doing 40 second away not 30, so it's gonna be really fucked up. Okay, um, so
Anyways, what the lab being said?
I'll see you guys soon
Who's right Fred and
Farland they're in front welcome. Thank you. All right guys. Let's get done. Let's get on I think game one
what we're gonna look for is maybe like a three cam towards the one if you come
top of the game but I think nothing but I don't think I was gonna have any
potential early as well and a Joey there in the prime welcome thank you
don't ask yo all right so we're doubling in this on our books here
then I'll wait no actually it's a car this we shouldn't we shouldn't
three camp this game first of all the city three camp you just lose the
the game on your presence
all right so you know that we're gonna folk there
yeah i got this one goes right times like i was slowly out
should like that was like you never actually want to focus at three times
against it
case we're going to do is recently put the uh... red two
romp and so far
I'm not sure what the fuck is going on.
Yes!
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the red and then afterwards
it'll just be rest of the clear.
Let's get buddy, we're going to be getting it done now.
It's like now we're getting it done, now we're getting it done.
So we're gonna do that one, so we'll just play on this.
Kinda counter that if fuckin' like resets, like that one, Crog.
But it doesn't make that much of a difference, XP-wise.
So we're gonna be okay.
So I'm just playing on our wrappers, and then just finish the rest of the game.
Ooh, we love staying out.
Oh, we get it today? Okay, baby.
It's a crisis, so it's a challenger day, we will be.
I'm telling you, today's gonna go fucking insane.
Like, I'm already feeling the vibes. You know when it's like you're feeling the vibes?
But you just wake up and you're feeling it. Like, that's what I'm not meant to right now.
Okay.
So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play on the Gromp, and then after Gromp we'll come to the Blue House one.
Alright.
So we judge you a slick on the grump and then after that we're gonna play on the the blue and then we should be getting
Okay, so not us and I like going in
I wonder if I'd be able to actually fight here. Well, where is me instead of probably this guy was fast enough
He could actually beat me on this
How's my doing HP wise?
This looks bad if I walk up I get cops on my Gallagher
I'm just hoping I don't die here.
You know what, honestly, well let's get the crab, let's get the crab.
Like realistically there's no point in me staying for this crab here, because when I
say put the crab down I'm just gonna have dying right?
Oh did that knows we'll play on the top cop and then after I'll see if I can maybe look the top?
Yo that yordles about to give me some fucking top in the top.
I don't know, I don't know.
Okay so now we're gonna look on this here.
Even if I drop Q-Stocks I'm okay with that honestly.
Nice.
Alright cool so now we're gonna just recall and then we're gonna be chilling.
One win through game, I'm sorry.
I don't know what your g4 32 settings have this mic. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest
I don't have any like specifics like in the same run one bit on me
Yeah, I just love the default settings. All right, we're good now
I'm getting it done today. I want to see it bro. We got you. I'm sure we got you buddy
Are you sure it's like a challenger?
Depends on how today goes, but it's a maybe right now.
It's going to be Leia, and Vad and Gaten playing for the Primes,
and Andrew, so it's all a joy thing for the Primes.
Thank you guys.
Okay, so now what we do is it's a TTB folk here,
and then afterwards we look on the dragon, and we should be in a super good spot.
Wait, do you guys actually want to hear something really fucked up?
But it's like crazy.
Okay, so you remember how yesterday we got like 1400 subs?
And it was literally like in like the first hour of the stream we got like 1200 gifted?
So I checked the analytics after and bro it was insane.
i made more in that one stream yesterday and that one stream yesterday
then i did in the entire month of me streaming and like uh...
was it april? or march i think in march
dude i was there at a loss for words i was like wow
like actually fucking crazy
like to just think of like
how it's almost like life's changed that drastically and like
you know i mean most of the ones it's like fucking unreal
The thing is, again, all for everything here, so it's been actually a good time.
You guys are the fucking donors!
And, uh, you don't care if I'm welcome. Thank you, bro.
Okay, so now we're just gonna put on the dragon.
Alright.
Why do you have 40 seconds to wait today?
So, the reason why 40 seconds to wait is because at 30 seconds you can still kinda get ghosted.
Time to make sure that doesn't happen at all
All right, you can activate breaks chill bro
Beat calm we'll see about the feet come
No, my toes use that I don't know I think it's cuz I've been dehydrated but it's been fucking disgusting
Like I don't know why but they've been so like dry. It's actually fucked up
Alright, so what we're going to do is we're going to wait until we have enough for pickaxe
and afterwards we're going to run for top debuff, okay?
We need to see our tampon strings.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
All I'm going to say is that even if we do hit challenger, there's still a very, very,
very good chance.
I still had out to tampon strings.
So I'm going to say, okay, it's just that it's just going to be the stanking that's going to be the difference
Okay, so now we're going to play for the topside clear and then afterwards I'll see if I can put on the not rafters but grabster
And that should be our best angle
Okay, so we're just gonna play on this now and then afterwards we'll be getting...
Should the mod just go 1984 and then he watches today?
I think we'll be okay.
You can let a little bit of he watching slide, but not too much.
Okay, I'm gonna use my ghost here.
just a little bit worried though about the uh...
no! oh thank god
i was worried about his transformation there
now we got this and then we clear our boss line
so we literally just get this, we clear the boss line and then we're gonna be in a super good spot
Oh shit! And Hugh Janus, they're in the 5 gifts, I appreciate that.
What kind of name is Hugh Janus? What an interesting combination.
Thank you and I appreciate it.
So now we have to do this, we have to look on the rest of the bots on the left, we'll see if we can look on the bar guy.
Okay, so we do have two Smite charges, so I might as well just use one right now.
I really want to look for a good play right now.
What's that kill could look very juicy for us Loki?
It's like Loki could look quite...
...shoesorino.
Oh, this off?
I'm gonna be honest bro, I don't see us ever killing Bob here.
Yeah, I mean, listen, if you want to send the bush...
with blocks
blocks on your Q, 1 and Q, 1 and Q
that was like
I mean, yeah, no, no, I'm not a fan. I'm not a fan. I'm not a fan of what just happened
I'm gonna be honest guys, not a fan. Not a fan of what just happened
All right, but uh, Paggle, I'm gonna find anything there and stuff I saw. Thank you guys
Are you still 12 games away from the challenge? Well, let's go, we're going to, bro
Today it's going to be good gameplay all day, all day, all day, all day, thoughts about it
and then after this we're going to look on this track.
Just got to see if we can kill that dragon and it's going to be a 3D.
Is there a bet at 36 hours, yes.
If the timer hits 36 hours, and we are not challenger by May 27th at midnight, I need to fly out to Tampon Strings and get spanked by Jinx alive on the stream.
And I'm not allowed getting an erection.
Wait, can I hook this?
I'll take it, it's still worth it's still fucking worth this fuck.
We take those same day to week.
So if you're honest, it's got diamonds up holding.
Feeling good right now, feeling good right now.
Play Moonlight, no.
They still go changing today if you place.
We're gonna see, I would really like to, like I don't want to leave them on his own, but it's like, I'll have to see.
Depends on how big games they're going.
ah it's even a chance to win this thing
So what I want to do is I kind of want to look for...
What's that respawning? Does that mean there's a chance that bot side's up?
Nope.
So you know what, I think we just recall and then after it's top to bot, okay, I know.
Can you go just down to this guy and need his help? Yeah, we will be.
We will be soon, but just let me ease into the day right now.
There'll be for Challenger, I think we're about 12 wins away right now.
About 12 wins away, but we're gonna get it done.
Which was, this one, this one is French Corp.
Alright, so guys...
Talk to Bot Folk here.
Also guys, when I go to, uh, Florida,
me and Jinx, he might do a crazy fucking stream.
I don't wanna leak it, but if he talks about it on his stream,
It's gonna be fucking crazy
I'm on
So we have an idea
Okay, so now we'll do so pay on raptors after and then after afters when we look on the boss side
Okay, so now first what we do is we're going to play on the blue one that we should get.
I wonder if we could actually look for Godside Bay. 40 seconds on the left, Harold.
Nope, nothing here.
10 seconds on the ground!
Yeah, I'm looking around this one.
I don't want to walk in the nens.
I'd rather do nothing for 10 seconds and wait for the path I'm just walking in it.
Oh, you don't want to get ulted by Nara? Perfect.
That's what I'm looking for. I mean, the enemy team should have thought that, honestly.
Like, they're not as good completely from this game.
But maybe they won because their blind is doing well.
But even if the barn is doing well, I don't think Nila does want our teamcom to be completely honest with you.
And she also doesn't have an enchantor, like she has an engaged support, so it's not like she's like at an amplified level.
If it was Nila, Yumi, you know what?
I wouldn't be as confident, right? But like, Nila Nautilus?
I
Much I'm missing
I think I'm still gonna recall chair because I just want to spend it
It's gonna look
Come on John
I'm gonna have to see about how fun
I'd be down to it, I'd be down to it
Wait that would actually be so fun, no that would actually be so sick.
Honestly there's only a reason to over chase here, we could just put on the dragon and
then we get it for free.
Chasing him like this has the potential, ah fuck it I'm so gonna go in.
Okay so now what we do is we just finish up this dragon, I'm gonna let my team finish
it they don't need me.
i think that my children and uh... we
what's the top of the top the apple to
i don't really want to force can get stuck in an electric socket and you can't
get it out
that's a little easier about the in on the cock before talking to some kids
that's literally the reason why
like you can fuck the sockets without actually putting the Vaseline on
i saw this three recently
it was a bunch of guys saying that if you ever use Vaseline as lube
you're forced to come like four different times just to get it off
because it doesn't wash off easily
so it's like you're literally jerking yourself off till you finish
like five different times
just because you wanted to bust that one nut
this is really aids
split up to the side
uh... nar has chance
I'm gonna be on a solid 10 minutes, on a solid 10 minutes.
So I'll be on a solid 10 minutes.
FUUUUUUUUCK!!!
If I'm a bad person, you don't like me
Well, guess I'll make my own way
It's a circle, I mean cycle
I can't excite you anymore
What's your gavel?
Your jury
What's my offense to time?
You're not a judge, but if you're gonna judge me
Watch me, or set this reach in my mouth, and lie
It's not a lie, it's not a lie
I want to be changed, so say it
Fuck, you're not an expert, you're not an expert
I'm a man, I have to catch hold of you
You're not an expert, you're not an expert
You can't stop me, I'm just going, I'm just going
I'm just going
the wisest game so fucking far
You know what it's like genuinely fucking insane that she lives through all that
Let's see if we can actually group 5 here.
I'm going to be honest, if our Lux ever, ever, ever, ever lines any ability on Nyla, she's
at an instantly.
It doesn't even have to be her full combo, it just needs to be either QE or R, but
I can have the rest of the gun if I just kind of finish it off
Johnny, you're a fucking retard, son of a bitch.
I don't know.
oof
wow we actually lose
guys we actually lost, wow
I guess I guess I was wrong
I said the only knowledge of 1v9 is of chatting in Chandra, I was wrong
wow
what a crazy fucking game
What a crazy fucking game, wow.
Like how many games the challenger will offer that one and now we need another one.
do you guys understand what happened in the last fight or no how did they all heal no like
I need I need to show you something good afternoon mr. Dante's shing ping wang here
from viewbot.com. I hope you enjoy your new channel period last time.
right he gets his young and i love
i get my alt on her
she's changing
look at what might janna does here
don't you guys know about the book
best hacker in the world
I'm gonna be honest, I don't even want to play Hacker anymore.
I think I'm just gonna pick versus any comp like, I don't know.
All right
Lux Senna
Real talk I want to play mastery here
Like real sharp really want to go pretty game
for a second I thought he said I go bloodthirster I was gonna be like no way
we get a bloodthirster Zyra was gonna kill myself
but does he even do good again? Snogturn I'm pretty sure this is a really bad
matchup for Mastery is
pretty sure it's like a really bad matchup actually
I'll still lock it in though. I'm gonna be honest, I have the confidence.
We felt tempo or hail of blades though.
Let's bring back the crit you built. I'm gonna be honest, but like yesterday the crit
you felt really good. It felt really f**king good.
You just Q his fear. No, I'm pretty sure the satisfied still goes off even if I Q it.
But it still goes off.
0% wonder what the fuck, why did my Yi slurred the craziness one?
Like my Yi literally has the best win rate out of every time I play not even trolling.
I remember you said Raxxai saw people out on your player.
Well, it's because I walked her in for like three games after and then I lost every so
one of my games.
So then I was like, yeah, maybe I just shouldn't do this again.
What?
That plate should wear into 12 month ban, if I get 24 hours ban for freezing at room KWLW.
Hi Archie.
Dude low key, maybe we have to bring back the ball back.
Like on some real shit, it could actually go hard.
Like now I'm drawing the ball up, it could actually go fucking crazy.
Where does Darth Vader buy his shoes?
Guys, daily reminder that Jinxie scammed the cosplay.
The joke is not about Darth Maul.
It's about Darth Vader.
The joke isn't where does Darth Maul buy his shoes.
It's Darth Vader.
Jiddy scammed us out of the real cosplay.
It's funny, good song.
I'll do the same last game when I'm fully done in French corner.
Bring back the Zahen, low-cam might actually after them.
May I actually sell Jungle Zahen this time?
Switch Blades.
Jungle Zahen, it's 52%.
Yeah, maybe the problem is literally just Stridebreaker.
Cause I'm gonna be honest, like, Tram Force looks fine.
We might, we might have to give this a try. We might have to give this a try later.
The Darth Vader doesn't work as the punchline. What do you mean?
You know, but it's the fact that it circles around?
Where does Darth Vader go to the mall?
Does that make sense?
Not Darth Maul going to the mall.
We're gonna have to poke their top to bot here 1 million percent.
As long as we look for this frame we get-
Oh fuck!
All right, let's see you guys.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, we're gonna have to see about that one though.
Like, low-key we're gonna have to see that.
Okay, so what we're gonna do now is we're gonna play top to block both of them, and afterwards
I'll see if we can look on the block angle.
The thing about this crit, you both just have the second you get like 3-4 items, you
literally just complete 1-3-9.
And like the most disgusting way ever.
I mean listen, all you gotta do now is you just play on the afters and after afters you
play for rest of the folk here.
I'm talking guys, it's actually free as fuck for us right now.
I think our best angle is actually just playing on consistent plays.
Because the thing about a hail blade is that it scales harder, but I think it also gets fucked way harder too.
Like if you fuck up with Hail of Blades, it is over for you, literally.
Okay.
So they're just going to play on the rest of the clear and then we should be good.
I wonder if my Q's going to come back up in time for me to use my smite on the ground, sure.
It'd be cool if it did.
nice
And then how we can get to crap on time or two
Yo, you guys know motherfucker don't best heck room in the world
That's a fucking idea.
God, no flash.
Should we dive this?
I feel like diving mid doesn't work
Diving bot, yeah, no, no, no, this does stuff, this does stuff
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Doral?
The best hacker in the world
Nah, I can't understand
Is it by saying we dive in the nocturne comes and he just fucks up everything?
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Doral?
Yep, we just got recalled so get them, kinda mind it.
And uh, Mike is here in 5 months so I'll come back.
Uh, just Scythe, uh, Scythe Spryes, and Justin has for Crimes.
Thank you, and Carrot for the Crimes as well.
Thank you guys.
Alright, so now all we do is we just play on the top to bottom and we can look on the dragon.
I'm gonna be honest, I get this point, the game is looking kinda free for us.
like real shit it's actually looking super fucking free for us
they just got found all this and we'll be getting
yo you guys know about the fucking total?
I ain't not about it
I bet I should be saving the front walking
Son of Feet cosplay challenger. Dude, how the fuck do you even cosplay Son of Feet?
There's one that's even like a real thing.
Okay, so now what we do is we just play on, well, I wanna look on the ground for it after.
Yeah, I just wanna get this.
We definitely want to look on this dragon here.
Ah, it's supported.
Cryo get pro pro pro!
Ooh, nautics are rotating.
I should have as long as I don't walk in standing.
Nice.
And then we can just pound this.
Come.
Like, yes, getting that is really, really, really good, but we really want us to want
to get this here.
I'm not going to hit my W here because I don't think they're going to check this.
So we can literally just have this for fear and we're going to be good.
Nice.
Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play on the Retrics.
I also got my tier 1 boots and then it's just retopped a bot.
Let's go.
It's 33,000 Arena fame a lot.
Dude, I'm going to be honest.
arena at all genuinely the reason why I don't play arena is because arena just
feels real cringe like maybe you guys are gonna agree or disagree but it feels
like the way that arena works is like you just find out what the cheese
bullshit comps are and then afterwards you just found it every game so like if
I want to sit there and like voice hack them it's just not good because I'm
just gonna like lose every game some people that are just like gonna get
consistently better like a synergy to augment some of the points.
There you go!
Not yet, not yet, but after this game we'll be back to even, so it's okay.
Okay I really want to just finish this clear now, but if you just finish full clear then
look on bot.
Okay so now our best play is we just finish our clear and then afterwards it's legit
just like play on a ball and then we just went for fear
I'd really love to look on and play sure
nice
shoving dive shoving dive shoving dive shoving dive shoving dive
why is she even staying by the way
like even if i went beach or you would still be dead
i'm not gonna ult
and then i would just found these bugs
the rest of the one
oh he's met okay
let's stop the locks then
oh i fucking love the idea of this play
yep let's go
NICE! Good Roots!
I just saw a cop.
Alright, so now what we do is we just get our... the Crack? The Crack Attack Slayer?
And then, uh...
I'll sit on the wrong sword, but my plan is to get Infinity Edge and Seldiar, so we're
not going to get collected on the other one.
So that's all it is, and then I'll just play Top to Bottom and look on the dragon.
all right not bad guys not fucking bad at all
okay
okay sure I'm in like he dies but listen I got an assist I'm not going to complain
And then I would just go play towards the dragon.
Alright, boss right clear into the crab and then let's try.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, part of me wants to try out Yuntow Rush instead of Krakensar.
But I think Yuntow just for like faster crit spike.
I'm not but my wife is she's half gone man. I've come in half German
guys I really really really want to look for a second hold on let me let me look
at this because I want to look at young tau Yi because I feel like that's gonna
be crazy as fuck but I want to know if I'm like crazy or not because I think
that's what scenarios used to run 51% so looks like cracking is actually
better wow it's really just like second item I eat that's important
Some, wow, some people do
collector IE. What the fuck?
Yeah, so I think if we just run this should have a game like
Kraken Sair and Tied, then it should actually be given.
I think it's because Santa has no armor built, so we could easily kill him.
I'm still a little bit worried about the fellow to be fair.
Yantai is 1v9.
Doesn't look that great when we rise.
Surprisingly.
I wish Shibu still gave attack speed.
speed. I wouldn't say it would shield barrage, but that would just be too broken.
Uh, nocturne's gonna be the only thing on this.
No.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' total mess heck with the world.
So the nice thing about playing Yid though is that it's like, I know my champ is gonna
is gonna scale you know what I mean like I never have to worry about like
falling off after it's always just like fucking chill
but as with Hecarim it's like you need to play a safe early game just like
moderately scale it into the game and that's only if you know it's like a
calm that doesn't outscale you
So two drags secured, let's check his bot slide, give me a camp, give me a camp, give
I'm just gonna go and get some more vani
I'm a fucking retard fuck
Okay, I really need a supplement testing guys like let me tell you right now if I keep them testing like that
We're not gonna hit a challenger by the answer. I'm telling you right now
Like I'm telling guys right now I need to not do that shit
We need to fucking like keep it calm and chill like we need to really not do any of that ever again
Okay, so what we're gonna do then is I think I'm gonna look on the Herald soon
Little troll mobile
I'm gonna run I'm gonna run top on running top on running top
Teemo Teemo
Yes
That's fucking cancer
Wow, I mean that's like in the Stanley Aids, that's like Ash in the Stanley Aids.
Guys, you know what I'm thinking?
Cause like the thing about it is like Crypt Yi feels really nice right, like it does.
But I really feel like lack of inspiration kind of sucks.
So out of curiosity, how does lethal tempo with Kreddu probably really bad, right?
Yeah, probably really bad to be honest.
But what I'm thinking is like, Halo Blades, do you even need it for Kred E?
Because like realistically I feel, wait, wait, wait, hold on, I might be cooking here.
Because realistically if you go crit you, you're gonna one shot everybody in three autos anyways.
I don't feel like you need hail of blades, do you?
Am I crazy for thinking this?
So we did lethal tumble with crit.
Lethal is kind of ass.
i disagree
like heavily
uh-uh i need a flash
i don't fucking retarge
i'm actually playing like shh
it's a song it's a song
FUCK!
Alright, let's go.
It's a long story to get the Infinity Edge.
You need it for earlys so you can get bad?
Yeah, but I feel like the lethal tempo is better early game.
Like it feels like it's better early game and better mid game. It's just like like him that falls off
That's okay, so guys good. Okay, so now let's go build our Lord Dom's
Have you booked your flights at tarpon Springs shot?
UP!
ATCHRAIN!
JUMP!
We stopped 36 hours in fucking Peter shit scumbag.
Fuck you.
Fucking scumbag.
Can we also look on dragon now?
Go, go, go.
I can actually go for some elastic right now, we'll see.
Yo, yeah, oh yeah, we're not starting this early with the cans or GTS.
I don't want to meet you guys already, chill.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill,
I've got the cannon.
I'm not gonna lie, I might be fucking CRAZY!
That was like a woe moment.
That was a fucking woe moment.
I'm not even lying.
That was like action saying.
Alright, we got to play, uh...
Both Subra- Subraxia.
Yeah, what is the Timo building by the way?
Dude, Bro's building the fucking penetration build.
What?
there on us, there on us
I mean team goes for the med fight now.
And as a result, we can just take this for free.
How much are we missing?
Oh nice, we actually have all DR.
Oh, this is gonna be fucking juicy.
Alright guys, let's go! Let's boss him!
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you guys, that was fucking crazy.
holy fuck that was actually kind of crazy
HOLY FUCK
what an insane game
what an insane fucking game
a blood
lie
are you put up baby?
are you put up?
brother what the fuck?
bro i'm telling ya i pull up bro i pull up
a blood
something to catch him
he's ghost
burn your Lamborghini
All right, nice, we're good
All right, what's good guys
There's also a number at the end of StreetChanger.PIBS
I've owned for all I've owned. At the end of the day, listen, listen
It's the people that find me funny that put me in a position where it's like the brands can maybe notice me, right?
So if you switch up on the people to satisfy the brands, then you're just a piece of shit, right?
Because the brands are on the people that are that were there for you know, it's like the viewers are
Hey, I don't want anybody. We got it
And Fabricio, they're in 32 months as well. Thank you
Damn, they're in the fireman's hall. Henry Kate, they're in the fireman's ring
She's in the fireman 2 and run flight 75 as well. Thank you
What about HailBloy's video, folk-red?
I don't know if I'm liking the team way more, or the mastery way more.
Like whenever I lock in, yeah, literally feel like I'm god.
Like I don't know what else to explain that.
I literally feel like I could do anything that I fucking want.
You just farm till three items, you haven't put any of your JailDiarr cracking, you go in.
Fucking one-shotting everyone and everything.
Fucking insta-killing everyone around you, it's actually insane.
it's actually so fucking sick I love it
I like Galio, Galio, Galio, Galio
Galio, Galio, Galio
Galio goes insane here by the way because it gives us magic damage it gives us
no no no no no no
fuck
I mean I guess this here is still kinda gives us magic damage and peel
but we need our top lane to lock and engage
so now my pick is depending on what the enemy locks in and my team as well but
it's either wukong or it's fucking it's how the wukong are you we'll see play
more mastery bro I generally should my fucking master is disgusting okay can
Can you go tank that bridge?
Oh that works out.
Oh shit!
Yo Green Bear, they're in the 5 gifts.
I appreciate that bro.
Thank you.
Green Bear, we're gonna hear the crazy one now. Are you ready for it?
Let's go buddy.
Yes I have.
Loki, Charisma is really good at Kane.
You can ask him for advice.
As we saw that I came guys I kind of want to go lethal temple this game am I insane Thursday night
Now let me go crit again, dude. I live one shabby thing I go quick
Everyone blowing up left and right dude like we're attaching fucking C4s to their to their chest
Alright guys, let's go!
Try to go tempo bro, I played a lot of lethal tempo.
I played a lot of lethal tempo but I'm just liking the fucking uh, I'm just liking the
uh, the hail of blades now, I'm gonna be honest.
I'm lowkey fucking with the hail of blades right now dude.
The fucking hail of blades bro, I'm liking it.
Uh, I used to do that when I didn't stream lowkey pit buntzo, but they're into it
so much.
cutouts and randomness results
bro, throw me a bound
what the fuck
it's you're like asking who would you rather save
and then you're giving me the option between like
I don't know
Hitler
I don't know, like some other bad guy from history.
Like Ivan the Impaler or some shit I'm fucking up.
And Helios in the Primarka, thank you.
Charlie Thotample with Crit, ooh yeah good shout.
Oh, we could try that at some point today.
Can we upload the LCS co-cast to YouTube or no? Yeah, you should be able to. There's always a not too.
Yeah, you can do it. Just, uh, the only thing about it though is that it's like, just make it obvious that I'm not like a ride coast streamer.
But yeah, you should be fine to do it.
What?
Both my buddy and I just started playing, so I was looking for some advice for him and I for some synergy or just how to play more effectively.
Um...
This is like an advice for him and I.
Low key what you guys can do is just figure out which roles you like first and then just like go from there.
Because like the thing is it's not about like finding like the right synergies and shit like that
It's just about like playing playing a shit on them. I'm like learning how each other like function
Okay, I want to just look for the the wolves enough holes for sure
All right, let's see if we block on this here
Okay
We want to look on the coast and after coasting time the top
I'm a bit worried I didn't get that very late though
I roll one, sorry.
What the?
is
well guys i have bad news
and the bad news starts with the three and it ends with the losing lanes
uh...
wow
i'm trying to kill fucking juice in here aren't we?
i'm just hoping that hegrim didn't manage to get about, or he won't manage to get about top crap too
absolute fucking cancer
i mean dude i'm gonna be honest if this jax doesn't get first milk here
if this is just so insane fucking cringe
yeah i mean just
wanted to ask what you knew about crit me i want to try it now x3 i signed to silver 2
with no crit bada from blonde 3 in the past 2 weeks and it sounds like crit me is violent
I wish I wasn't about to be like really fucking like actually actually
And the soul and the whole thing as for the parties. Thank you. I want us to use on crudgy
Uh, it's Kraken Slayer then infinity edge and then after infinity edge you get both
them to the odds. Fair boots get it after Krakenser and do the Gluts and the Screeves.
Yeah, this game is probably just gonna be awesome. I'm lucky.
If you're losing lanes this early...
Like, I don't know. Jax is there losing a Camille lane early? It's impossible.
Like, if you're so much human out of Jax, like, it's the easiest I never...
If it was the upblade, Kimo would be a 1-3 by now.
Yeah, now Hakurim just has an insane tempo lead with double-crab-a-bantage on me.
It's fucked.
I told you I'd get some iron to master during your career trip last year.
I didn't hit master, but I am three games from Emerald now with the heckerum one-trick soloist FK.
That's not good, bro. Now I'm gonna keep it up.
Master is the next stop.
Oh, fuck!
Let me see him this fucking counter.
God, I'm so fucking pissed off.
This one behind me, believe in you? Alright.
Oh, there we got her.
I'm taking those first, dude.
What?!
Yo, we can use different words, bro.
Yo!
yo, the english language has millions of words bro, there's like different words to use
ok
well the good news is, stealing my azir's wave actually puts me in a spot now where I'm like
not even with hecarim but
at least offsets a little bit of the difference
I think I have to look for a top laner
I'm going to die a half in here probably.
Alright, so now what we're going to do is I'll probably just look for, I mean you can't
contest this, I'm lucky.
Even though the enemy probably has no ultimizers, there's just an AFK piece of shit.
But the only way that we can play this game is if I somehow just manage to like, stay
Somewhat even in farm and I got one team for I get like 30 shut downs
Also, you've been uploading every two days to YouTube no upload yesterday. So when we getting it
By today, then
But there's another channel don't us live that uploads like pretty much daily
And the videos are like a bit of longer too, so
We're having a lot of a lot of content
What the heck?
Please let me take a respectful bite of your hairline, your heiner.
Dude, guys, guys, let's go.
It's like, listen, at least let me stop running this game first before we, uh, just remember.
I'm gonna look for Clarkson and BotGang.
Is there any point in me even re-signing before Kraken?
Not really.
I think my only angle on us is a lane gang.
Show that one minion.
Oh shit!
Wait, Skidman, thank you.
Ah, I'm okay.
Wait, Skidman, thank you bro.
I try to hit with the crazy one you're ready for it
So we're gonna hit with something a little fucking crazy now
I'm gonna wait here for like 30 seconds not 30 to like at least
All right, let's hear new
All right, who's right there guys?
What we got to do now is you just found the top to bottom then we win easy as fuck
It's legit the only thing that needs to be done
I'm gonna be honest, I'd actually be super down to look on nothing.
I'd be down to look on nothing, there's nothing to go for.
How does 0-7, mid lane and zone 1, the only thing we can do is farm and play that then
the enemy doesn't get soul.
But if I can get such 3 items, I'm telling you I can actually do 2 like this guy's a
chist.
Dante, I don't understand League at all and yet when I end at my lowest, especially
today.
You may-
you
like maybe I needed disable streamer mode maybe if I disable streamer mode it's
gonna make my team play better do you guys think that could actually work
It's worth a shot now!
I'm on the way from Challenger now!
SHUT UP!
STOP ASKING!
What?
We will have a 75 more come. Thank you.
I just want to see what kind of game quality that even was.
But I need to see what kind of game quality that was.
So my team was...
So so far literally everyone is negative right?
So as... wait hold on. I'm gonna have to first pick here. I'm sorry. Should I first pick Mastery?
now that's pretty cool
so
everyone on my team
was like on role
and they were all around this mmr bracket i'm gonna be honest guys i genuinely
can't believe it
like how the fuck did they all get gapped that hard then?
yo guys how far are you from challenger again?
oh nevermind nevermind nevermind okay no no no no no no that makes sense not
makes sense
so enemy mid laner
Peek 6 40 LP, right?
And me 80 C, Peek 1000 LP.
And then our mid laner and our 80 C, I mean I think they're literally just outclass, no?
Yeah, this is my mid laner's first season ever being above Diamond.
And my 80 C, I mean listen, he's smurfing, but it's like, is he really? I don't know.
So yeah, I don't know.
I think it was there just like skill check, to be honest.
Thank you for watching!
you
I'm out for the real question, what did Rangar path this game?
No way
Wait what? I didn't kill him there
What the fuck wow that job is fucking a party
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is I'm gonna play on the um I
Think low cam gonna play on
Then topside clear the path down and then invade him on robberies.
I'm not playing good work because my midlaner looks like he's actually decent at the game,
kind of like how he's playing.
Okay, not bad.
not bad
all you need is for already one chan
one chan one chan one chan one chan
Honestly, that makes me not want to admit the rafters.
I'll still chat and sit, like my broadcast room is up.
Now by saying we're just going from my grump into uh...
Grump into what was that afterwards, like non-dragon?
Did Rengar 3 camp his topside boom boom boom and then afterwards trying to think of how
Rengar would have passed this game.
No, CS would be like 42.
No, 7 plus 4, 11, yeah, no, CS would be 44.
So my guess is that he actually like cleared all the way down to his Krugs, but then didn't
actually do his Krugs.
So then I go for the dragon here now, then he should be on this city.
But I think with our pile, we should be able to do this.
Okay, so now we're just playing on the track, playing on the track.
Like as long as he's going for those in place, that's all we need. We just want this one easy.
As long as I crouch, the credibility is real fun.
Nice.
And then now we reset him, which would be a really nice spot.
I'm going to be honest, I can't want to do something crazy, fuck everything, fuck everything,
I don't give a fuck about anything anymore.
I'm going to go and try max omnivamp build here.
Never be foreseen, endless hunger into manamune, fuck everything else, I don't give a shit
anymore.
Endless hunger, manamune, and then we're going to go cleaver.
that's gonna be our vibe for now and fuck everything else to fuck show chin
fuck everything I don't care endless manamune
look like I'm crit mastery three items and I'm not set
all right now we're gonna look on the raptors and bring it all the way to the bot side
and uh... joe here at the top of the map, thank you
You know what?
Nice.
So now Rengar dies, so you just get the Grubster free, and then afterwards.
uh... i got a boob up some incest but that is what's up
guys as i was really discerning
I'd really like to play on Wolves, we bring Wolves all the way to Grompon, that one's gonna be good.
Right, we'll stick around in the upwards and maybe we'll tell them to come kill us soon.
We're omnibad maxing with this build right now.
Alright, now I want to look on this.
Kind of pissed me off I didn't get the cannon.
Nice.
And then now we just back off, reset top to bot poker, it's like indecent.
Let's get into my first time on this bike without a monitor bro.
We're gonna be fucking chilling with this bro though.
Omni down with maxing, that's what we need.
Wanna go conquer then?
Conquer, conquer, shit.
So we're gonna play on the top side now and then after top side I'll stick like a big bloke towards me.
If I meet Reingard, do I win 1v1?
They fight me.
I
Take my fucking rappers I take your life
I think our best player now is if we look on the reset, then we'll play on the, I don't
know, stronger than we know, so don't die.
So I want to get my tier right, but the problem is that if we go for the tier right
right now we're not gonna have a complete sublibriot just go like manmin
uh... cleaver and manmin
You know that I got you, I can
you
You
Yeah, I'm trying it out again, but I'm trying it out again, but the Omni Bamboots, maybe
it's actually like very initial single, see?
He's been listening to what Disabled I did a little while back, and I think if I'm
not gonna say Disabled I did in Korea, isn't it?
No, I'm not saying it wasn't... wait, what's that in the song of releasing Korea?
Fuck, I don't remember.
Well, I know it's a build I did recently.
Zlada was the beginning of season grind.
She has an ult.
Nice, Ana take his holy two.
I'm gonna take a sword
I don't really want to go in on the way here. I just kind of want to play for this
And then I'll get a reset inside it
When you just pure assassin in Korea?
No, that was... no, not the last career trip.
Last career trip?
What was that? I actually don't remember.
Maybe I was.
I'm gonna be honest, but I don't even remember.
I have fucking CT or something shit.
Alright, I'm gonna put a boss on him again.
Oh, this is either that build
I don't want to smite this.
You know, like, hold smite and then I'll just run up and take top down.
Then I'll put on my top side.
I will just play consistent here.
You're going back to reverse now, thanks.
Because I'm going in for the HP.
It's for the HP more than anything else.
What?
It's good buddy.
13 of them seems impossible.
I love you.
Hey, you already fucking know, bro.
You already fucking know.
Guys, you don't talk. Type in a few bullets.
Type in a few don'ts.
What the fuck are we at, Mansley?
Women's playing clean.
ha ha ha ha
bye bye
alright
go ravenous Hydra
not too bad
go hang yourself
from the rafters
you fucking moron
why would i ever go ravenous Hydra
game honestly. Like dude Matthew why the fuck would I ever go around in this high tier dude?
It's not worth it. It's on omnibam dude it's life steal. If it was on omnibam then maybe you
could be cooking but it's on.
If we need to run up also I'm gonna run you know which we get.
Oh look at how crazy the ability haste is going by the way.
This feels like full build bubble of ability haste right now.
Nice.
Omni-Bam Maxing, by the way. Dude, it is not Omni-Bam-Blo.
Can you read? Fuck!
I'm in a good mood and you're starting to piss me off!
Wait, do you guys think I'm still there?
Wait!
It's okay.
Fuck.
Heaven knows I tried to a shot.
Don't let them down.
Don't let them see.
Be the good girl.
Always have to be.
And still don't see.
Don't let them know.
Well now let it go.
I'm going on, I'm going on.
oh my god one second oh my god one more second
literally one second is all I would have needed
Alright, Loki would just play through the dragons.
Guys, Loki will need none more than anything else just to get that soul.
Your bot side play for a son is just one incident.
Neurmanic currently giving us about 60 AD, 70 damage on him.
Man.
I don't know dude.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm lowkey feeling the boltaic nerfs, I know that sounds crazy, but the amount of times I recent I don't have enough gold for the item, and she's still saying no to that.
Alright, good. So guys, the good news is that after almost 2 hours of streaming, we are officially back to where we started.
So it would have meant that if we would have actually started our stream just now.
Oh my god, that fucking cock sucker got banned. Do you guys remember who this fucking piece of shit was?
He entered my game yesterday. Which fucking cock sucker was he?
No, no, no, he was in a different one of the games
Yes
This fucking cock sucker that went to a shitty briar. Are you kidding me?
But it sucks. He's not permanent bad. Like is there just like a child restriction?
I should have given it to us.
Alright.
Alright guys, let me go to the fridge and see if any food is calling my name.
We're flying from town to town
From London to Simon
I've been all around the gold
Trying to take your soul
We are the heroes tonight
We will fly above the sky
We are the heroes tonight
Yeah
We are the heroes tonight
If you will fly above the sky, we are here, you're still not here
Not really to be honest. Yeah, no, we'll eat after the game. I and I do a little bit without
All right, so it's a cally leeson. Yes, well leeson
Okay guys, I know I said I would eat after the game, but it's like this burrito is calling my name right now
Don't that's please eat me burrito. Please. I want to be in your mouth
I want to feel your gums! Please, now!
Oh yeah! That was a good fight!
Yeah, you like that, huh?
What?
You know my wife caught me doing the dark moth thanking you.
I couldn't explain it, so I said I lost the best when you told her it's the truth. Please, please, please.
no bad summons to tell you about sexuality
that's all I'm gonna say
alright
oh yeah
I won one bite
I
Wow
I got
Oh, yeah!
Yo, Squid Man!
What's up, bro?
But they have a 5 gift, it's pretty sad. Thank you.
Bye!
Guys, we need to get a dot now.
I'm gonna quit once when I'm bot side because I think there's a lot more possibility of action happening bot than the restop early.
My mob fight's fine, I'm gonna walk up some wave at all to be honest.
Oh, they're just for the biggest waste of time ever.
Then the team rom is actually low key super cancel, by the way, what the fuck is going
on?
I am going to go play Zedros in Rainfall when they come back to the best
beat hardware in the ring.
I got you buddy.
You're lucky in the games.
Okay.
So now we're going to do some gameplay for the Grombam and after Grom.
I'm going to look on bot here and then I'm going to look on top.
I'll see.
There's obviously no way that a bot gank goes well at the right now.
I'm just gonna reset them.
Resetting is by far the best part.
I know I'm putting another point on Q.
By far.
Can you show a final jungle next game?
I know how to do it.
Well, eBit, if it's eBit don't need that message, you're going into a timeout next
time.
Like eBit, I know it's fucking you dumbass.
I know it's you, you're the only dipshit that donates that shit.
Fucking bastard with your shitty hammer jungle.
Alright, so now we literally just gotta play for the topside clear and then we'll be good.
Loki then might even be a chance to get to the uh to the Crab Mountain Timer
Which would be really nice
Thing Least here
This is such a good song I want to louder
If they saw this back it's game over that's him over for I never on if we give him over
You guys don't know about the fucking doors?
That's heck with the water.
Mom, make yourself clear.
Nice.
Please look.
More stuff, more stuff, more stuff.
Let me take those, more.
Damn.
And now we just go Wolfsend to Gromp and then we'll play on the Wolfs Gromp round drive.
Alright we need to play on the Wolfsend to Gromp guys, we actually have to.
I think looking at the best angle is how they're just playing dragon at the same time.
Don't think that you're going to find a star that can frame the trees when you're part of the game.
Uh, probably a fire.
The only thing that changes is who gets banged.
No, it's way worse than Zara.
Because it's Q-Second, 25 seconds, hold on really.
So it's like way worse.
I need him to ward this. I'm here to show my topspots already gone off.
oh that's super good nice
okay sir I need to look for top to bot poke here please cards be up as well
please cards be up as well
now the question is is there any chance of you look on the top gap here
That's the real question that we need to answer here.
Okay, so Cab is gone.
I don't want to watch you mid, I don't want to give away my position right now.
Way better person we just put on the blue inside.
I just want to look on the uh...
the ground path to Vogue's tip.
And then now we can actually look on the dragon too.
Our Yona's even close to six.
Nice
High five!
Would you rather disperse the day-time or playtime or jungle next game?
Bro...
Stop giving me cancer!
When I'm fucking focused you piece of shit
That's a brown mess up.
I'm gonna kill myself
No
That's so nice
I mean I have literally everything now
All right, no.
All right, now I'm in those stress seats.
Oh
My eyes coming out
And it's so when we just have to focus up
The only problem is that the enemy team is not the same as the other team.
Alright that's actually a good job.
But if you're young getting a kill, it's actually like the same.
Alright, TPS is going to be good.
Now when I look on the boost and after also look on the ground because I tried.
Like, I saw them should play for this right now, it should be good.
If we look back, my team does have a lead, they don't have any dragon, so the game is going to go long.
Why is the pink on top?
We need to use that to our advantage.
Oh
I mean, if they all live, I guess it's not even about the guy.
Because we don't want cigarettes like all their summoners and everything, and we drink wads like...
Like, they're gonna get that dragon no matter what if they ever contest it, so I guess it's fine.
you
You
It's like a guy goes up to like
It's like a random politician. He's like fuck you retard. I hope you die
And then the politicians like dinner you retarded, and he's like haha. I'm in your head
I mean that would case shirt dude like you have her five minutes
Fuck did that like am I really that important to you like five minutes of a brain time and you're saying there
You're like holy fucking shit. He's like alright
Did I ask to get remembered?
What is that I didn't mean?
Like it's bagging about being in my head right?
I'm in your head, I love it.
So you're insinuating with that, right?
That being in my head you love it. I say you're in there for 30 seconds. Did I ask you to get remembered?
Well, I mean no, but clearly you fucking love the fact that you potentially could be, you know, it's like I
I saw these signals are actually fucking hilarious
Their jungles 10 times better at that. Yeah, but we locked in Darius versus Malfight
Darius versus Malfight. I'm wondering why we're wondering why the game is hard. Like I swear all these people are fucking retarded
They're literally all retarded.
Like it's actually crazy.
Kill him off right off the shove of Leaf freezes.
Nice, I hit him with a congrats drop before he actually deppened.
So I know he read that message too.
So now it gets like similar with it.
So you get the last word.
Timmy tough knuckles?
Like, legit this entire team is fucking retarded.
even the vets are just trying to be serious
finding me
and then I got him a double kill
I get him a double kill
and then he stopped in the fucking dumb house
I need a walkway from the uh, Leon
Yeah, we're gonna have to take the most bounce here.
We can get scaled.
But they all are.
The only non-retard this game is a young so far.
They're just the only non-retard.
Yeah, they'll type jungle with it and then type your capybara in the mouth.
I'm a fucking capybara strangles your mother deaf and then clucks her dad in his throat.
Wow, end game. Ah, Jesus.
That was a bit excessive.
Alright, so now we can look for the wolves and after all we can look on Gromp.
It's like maybe even like, mod, like, show-off mod.
I need resources or I get resources to be honest.
Alright, maybe we can look on the scout here actually.
Okay, Vector is not coming bot, so I'll take the next one too.
Alright.
It's actually Decent Bart, I wonder if it's going to translate into anything.
Lee Sin is so fucking broken, mother.
Like what a genuinely broken champion for like Lee Sin in the cards.
You know what Lee Sin is like?
Lee Sin is like the school of prevalence of like the kid that it's like in the special
act class.
And the teacher like lets him use the calculator on the map pass and then starts like pretending
to be impressed when he does well. Is that makes sense? That's unearongly like what
Lee Sin is like, for me.
I think we just have to like, get to the end of it.
You just wanted to cannon this game?
I don't think so, I don't think we had any opportunities to.
I want to look on top side.
They need to watch out because they can just get hard engage on here.
Both of our soul laners are slightly less.
I'm gonna be honest, I kinda want to do Raptors before my Crogs just in case I'm data.
Alright, you clear that.
You're the Slay Bart, you're the support, you're the Slay.
Clear the Fort Slay.
I'm going to be honest, part of me questions whether or not I even want to build a manual
list game.
I think the enemy team is just too tanky, honestly, I can't inspire Sheldon angle.
I need health, but I need health so I can match them.
Is that normal, right?
I'm gonna be real it might be in our best interest actually get list
They have zero vision setup.
But are you guys going through with that? Recall or is it a big recall?
Oh wait, you actually went through with that.
Oh
Shut up on me
I mean I should have went back in there.
I'm gonna be honest, I went back in because I had the takedown so I was like, ooh, 20%
OmniVam, maybe I could turn this.
Oh good, it's good that we're scouting.
I'm dying in the air!
Art!
Alright guys, the Loki need our vixen to not die, if vixen dies we have no way to actually
killed the, uh, Malfype. It looks like Yonah's actually hanging out in the R now. That should
be pretty huge.
I think Victor should recall, I think he should recall to the back.
Yo, do not let Lee Sin get an engage, I'm sure.
Nice.
I died, but if my team can trade at least one more, it's okay.
Nice!
Oh my god, yes.
Yes!
I think we win this one now.
The reed will gap you fucking cockseptors.
Alright. Yo Dantas, speak Greek for Daddy Marlin.
Can anyone explain to me why it is that every day on Twitter I see a new clip of
Marlin getting harassed in Greece by random Greek kids?
Like, why is it that every day there's just a new clip of him getting harassed by random Greek kids?
For like no reason. I've literally never seen any streamer get harassed like down their country the way that he is right now in Greece.
Alright, I don't even want to play on the uh, the trap.
Oh my god, you're fucking gaffed, kid.
kid. That moment when you have the same KP as me, even though your laners are fucking
sucking your dick all over the game. Oh no, this could be loud.
Oh, one second, fuck, fuck.
I
Alright, sorry, I had to get a package.
Alright, we're getting out!
Can I get this blue before I fight?
No.
on the right the right trust me please
nice flash you cock sucker
I think it's really just going to be a sad sign, hold on.
What?
What are you doing?
Oh shit.
Okay.
Team is double TP.
oh shit okay team is double tp again
oh my god
OH MY GOD
why is he doing that
alright we're finally up and winning on the day thank god
I'm trying to jammer challenge your day challenge your brian challenge your bro fuck jim oh my
god what a game I don't just whatever you do don't sell your soul I'm good bro I'm
If I'd ever be willing to stop my soul, I would have taken the gambling deal years ago.
Like I said, I'm never going to do a gambling deal ever because taking a gambling deal is
pretty much just being willing to have some of your viewers literally have their lives
ruined just so you can get a bigger bag, you know.
Alright, let me throw away my burrito pack and ask Lore when her food is coming, cause
I'll save maybe I delete my 2x1 or 2 minutes
my uber driver's license plate says bbc
dude what are we okay guys I'm disabling delay just to talk to you guys for a little
bit because the Uber Eats is like three minutes away. It's like three minutes away, so I want
to wait. And uh, tank, they're in the prime of the lane. Uh, Mavs, TAC, Dengas for the
subs and so on. Thank you guys. And uh, Hades, they're in the prime of the lane. And Deng
Mac, they're in the prime of the lane. When you're going to do a Cosplay, the female
version of Darth Maul so that Jinx C can roleplay incest with you. Loki will C
will see. So your W is an auto attack reset, so it resets your auto animation. So normally
how you want to use your W is in a way, where you auto W to cancel the animation, auto again
in a sense. And Dan and 4K, thanks for the free shot. Thank you. Is it okay? Yeah,
That's good, she's good. She's shooting yesterday.
She's shooting yesterday, and she's recording in a YouTube video now too.
Okay, why is it still here in the subway bro? Are we serious?
You need a haywatch mode while you're in queue? Oh fuck, you're chill.
Oh the fuck am I supposed to haywatch him? He's playing Forza.
I'll be fucking crashes.
You're down, nice drift dude, cheers.
Alright.
And uh, Franco there is a welcome.
Thank you.
Are you flying to Florida this weekend or are you still on your schedule?
Well, even if I did, even if I didn't end up being challenger, it wouldn't be this
weekend.
because Jinxie has a Minecraft hardcore marathon with Sable Ronaldo
that starts like next week
bro he needs to get
several beat-matches
fuck he needs to hit a wave before that
yes we will be
you're gonna see we actually will be
alright, how far away is it?
Jinxie is live
I'll see you Jinx refugees. We'll see each other later
Are you gonna come to the anime NYC in August?
Probably not. The only plans that we have right now in terms of what I'm gonna be going to is
Momima, we're planning on going to the Otaku Thon, which is a Montreal Convention
It's like one minute away. It's a Montreal Convention happening. I think August 7th and 9th
And I'm gonna have like a meet and greet, they're gonna have like a big league section there, so should we get it?
Can you watch the Kenneth Yab Jinx montage edit? I'll watch it with him later today.
Is that the one where people reenact to the anime sex scenes? Yeah, there's...
And uh, Chronic, they're in the 5 months I'm like, thank you.
How many wins were you from Challenger now? Now I think we're like about 10 away.
Were they about the new Mythic Diana skin?
Wait a second.
Um...
But where's the... where's the new Diana skin?
Uh, for Vayne...
You needed a scale. Vayne is like a scaling champ.
But she can be played top lane.
So, if you like Hegramura and Vayne, I would recommend you play top lane Yona and top lane Vayne.
instead of doing like three rolls
we're going to have to decide whether you want to do like jungle or top you know?
okay guys, apparently the guy's here
and uh, I'm Yogg there in the front welcome
thank you
okay guys, this time I'm going to go get the bring you tolder
everybody watching this stream right now needs to type 1
if you don't type 1
then I'm going to go to the view list, I'm going to ban everyone that didn't type it
I'll be back in like 2 minutes
This could be the last time
Kiss the glass and we'll talk and show the floor
Bye bye
All this waiting won't need time
This could be the last time
I'm gonna lift it up.
The beat echoing in my ear.
My life is staring at the clock.
We're running out of time.
Time just never throws you behind.
The life is running out of sight
Alright guys, who's getting banned?
mods who didn't type one
I thought so you see his PPC print what the guy that delivered the food yeah I
find jiggle those balls dude I start jiggling his balls and shit might have
to stop goon into you for suggesting vain talks you should be ashamed please
It's better to be a main top player than to play shit like one though for being honest
Like well, let's be honest for a second real talk
You know I mean like it's genuinely disgusting a lot of bullshit
All right guys real shit though real shit though I
Need to do something now, okay, and I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but listen
Look at the dinosaur cable react to the dinosaur before we
before we put the delay back on.
Oh this looks sick.
What?
I don't give a fuck about the spa shards.
Okay this is actually fucking cool.
No this skin is lowkey sick.
No! You should! You should! Man!
Jesus.
Kish on my Lair?
Oh my god.
What?
later let's see the the other one
it's just a hundred dollars skin
125
But I might have to give Riot my fucking paycheck.
It has a Panta animation, yeah, but so does Wonder Blast, but you never get the Panta.
The one before is better.
I feel like it's not that different. Am I crazy for saying that?
Apart from like the fact that the Q is like an exploding star.
Okay guys, I'm filled.
What the fuck do I do?
God damn it.
Do you play mages?
WHAAAAAT?
Have you seen Writh'sbound Elite PCG?
Some cards look insane.
WHAAAAAT?
I mean, Loki, should I have put the Leon for this game?
No? Yeah, I think we just covered the map, no?
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, this game is sick.
But I feel like the first one is cool too, though.
like am i crazy if i say the other one lowkey wasn't like that bad?
scuba not 125?
yeah that's lowkey where i feel about it too
like that's low-key how i feel about it too
honestly
there we go
let's go another big out you can't admit your fucking one for typing that
bro im on garen
literally all i have to do is just rush tabby cheers
there is just so hard to eat to be honest
Yeah, okay, I don't mind like just mocking the fuck out of this guy in lane.
He has like lots of Q.
Like if you don't have lots of Q, I can go for a crazy trade on you.
Literally all he's allowed doing is last thing with Q, that's it.
Crazy that the lane state is actually favourable for me though, what the fuck?
Yeah, look, if I get some nice trades, I think it's better for me than it is for him.
Because like, I can regen with my passive and with one shield right?
are you supposed to do like this one new build where you go train force with k max?
I'm gonna lowkey try that out this game.
yo you guys no motherfuckin' toll?
are you not taking a new build now?
no you're not.
really?
are you sure?
Really? Are you sure?
The only thing that Zed can do is rotate bot, sure.
But if he rotates and gets nothing, then it's like insane for us.
Just go normal garenbub, nah I'm in, I'm in and do chat force, I'm in chat force Q max.
Oh man.
That's a good trade.
Ah, just luck.
Like I don't think there's enemy for me to ever get that count on there.
That's why at 6 I can just flash him in one top.
are you guys understand like it could literally be like a fucking flash into one shot
like is your only allowed for me if he lost it's with Q outside of that you're learning
no, they're not doing anything
i mean the problem is that he could just see me back to lane here
i don't know why the fuck bro thinks that
you can have a look for free stuff
the reason why i flashed in is that my Shen didn't have to flash
OOOOOOOOH!
you good buddy boy!
fucking justice bitch askin'
Garen outplay, I'm timing bro, that's how you're gonna fucking do it sometimes, lowkey.
Alright, we're definitely gonna want to rush this. I'm gonna be honest because I really don't want to get Tabi.
I didn't Tabi, she would be like in Sandman grief.
You know what, okay, am I crazy for saying I want to go the omnivam boots?
Guys, am I crazy for saying I want to go the omnivam boots?
Especially as mid lane.
Nice.
Those steel caps? But the problem with steel caps, right, is that, like, that is LITERALLY
the only AD. Like, like, he is LITERALLY the only AD. You know what I mean?
I'm going to start last sitting again.
Landon was going really well when I was sitting again.
It's like even though Landon's team is fully pared, I don't really want to get Merc Shots
either to be honest.
The thing I don't really like about Merchads is that it's like, Merchads is like anti-CC,
right?
Like, what do you see does everything have a realt?
Alright, wave seat's looking really good for me again.
get the attacks food boots that hits more time yeah but the problem with the
attacks food boots is the attacks food boots give life steal do I really want to
build boots that have me life steal I feel like the only found ones out there
you just find best angle like they're so broken mid
You have my permission, I'll take it then.
Yeah look, there's other camels I can push in with.
I think we're gonna have to give this.
I mean, all things considered, that's chill.
Alright, nice.
now we can literally just get the mid wave and then we should get a really nice squad
because I'm going to get dead in a second anyways
actually no, maybe I should go
fuck, what's the build if you go train force? let me look into this, some of them look into this
garen
so as soon as you go, try force as your rush item
bro, please fuck off
People go Tryforce into... PD?
Sorry, Tryforce PD. Oh, Tryforce into Cyclosword.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Go TRICLOSORD!
HOLD ON!
TRICLOSORD!
you
I wish I could fucking annihilate one too, yeah, I need to.
If I don't go top then she just gets like the inner charge which we don't want.
Okay, level up in big spike.
I think my plays I just shot with him and I harassed Q.
I think my players I just shot with him and I harassed with Q
I mean dude, if I'm gonna get three manned, like I'm just fucking dead, you know what I mean?
Honestly fuck the enemy team fucking cock suckers. I'm gonna go force of nature as my next item
If I get forced to nature, I literally never die again
And we force void staff on third item
It's fine double P incoming. No, I don't get double P. I don't get double P because I'm not auto-filled
I should be landing top right now because if Shenna for all of a sudden we lose an inner
field so we don't want that.
It's like I get inside lane, I don't mind side lane.
Activate fucking bitch.
Better luck next time.
right absolutely huge using my double I hit the turrets because I want to get my
try force proc
they are too just cancer for another grouping to be honest
oh man
yo you guys know motherfuckin don't?
okay nice, go on groups on that, perfect
I'm going to be honest with you, I think I get an entire caricature, holy fuck.
Bro, I am Thanos.
Yo, you guys know motherfucking don't mess heck with the world.
10 seconds on R
Run is over extended
and I'm saying like 2000 gold though
is this game just a loss
Yeah, you know I'm on my own here, so...
Yeah, I'm in our church legit as cans for this game.
Was it a Shrybreaker, bro?
Oh, I'm thinking maybe getting out of the third item here to be honest.
But no, you know what? We're gonna do Sip'n's. I think Sip'n's is way better here.
We're gonna need to at some point anyways, against Karma.
Although like maybe Sip'n's for a reminder.
Yeah, Twitch, if you're number one participant in fights, don't expect to get any CS.
I don't know if you can see me, but I have a lot of
enemies in my game, so I'm going to
kill them all, because I don't think I can
kill them all.
I'm going to kill them all.
I think I killed them all.
I'm going to kill them all.
my sir shen not shen what the fuck are you doing
Well the good news is that our Shun is going to have the ult in like 2 seconds but I don't
know.
Like this game just feels so tiredly difficult to be fair.
12 game 1 shake starts now.
Yeah I don't know if we're going to win this one though.
giving everything i have but it's like uh... there's a lot of issues
namely the fact that our adc has cancer but yeah
i guess i could just like suddenly bought and try to get like one or two
tourists here
Okay, so is that in one or both top? Who's here?
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, what is this weird shit?
Haha, I'm glad to even play against this!
Wait! Bro! WHAAAAT?!
We're waiting to do that!
I
I think I saw that this
I'm so fucking scared right now
Oh, thank god, okay, we're good. All right, nice.
Adonis got boosted before I lose it.
You fucking moron, look at my third item.
You gotta go bottom by yourself, like a dumb person.
Alright.
Dude, I mean, I sure need TTS. Like, you can donate counts in a message, but it's just gonna get TTS muted.
Dumb fuck, they literally 3v1 me.
and
now they're all getting in voice-off on their third items
One doesn't have it yet though.
I need to kill off this way.
We need to put on the center turret, just keep pushing, keep pushing.
So if Carthus is holding bot, I'm going to be honest guys, I think best bet is we actually
just like incer reset now, and then afterwards I just get my serpents.
With serpents now, we're going to be able to function easy.
I don't think we can just play through mid.
But I definitely think next item going Shrybrickers would be very good here.
No crit this game, no crit is in the cards.
Unless you get more of Mondraus, I got a last item.
You want my encore chain, make it into peace? Yeah, then we'll pass on the order though.
I'm going to be honest with you all until this ends up there.
Fuck me.
This looks bad. Like, really bad.
Wow. Did we just lose the game off that?
No! No, we're good. We're good. We're good. Yes.
No, no, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, nice.
Worst case scenario is that Nimbus is lost.
We love to fight another day.
I think our best angle in terms of itemization would be like, yeah, should I break a mortal for sure?
Dude, I'm gonna be really thinking that me team is ghosting. I'm putting on delay.
I think our best angle in terms of itemization would be like, yeah, should I break a model
for sure.
I'm going to be right then the enemy team is going to sing, I'm putting on the way.
All right, let's go.
Perfect.
Well, that's unfortunate.
Wait, I'm in re-100% of this, alright?
Isn't it crazy when you ask, yo, can I jungle?
You get no response?
And then it's like you give the literal performance of a lifetime as Mid lane and you sell the blues in the game
Like
Like bro I'm gonna be honest like that's actually just like the shittiest thing ever
Literally top damage on the team
With 19.9k
And then look at the enemy team, 26, 25, 23
I was twitching the middle of them. I mean, the twitch was just actively briefing to be fair.
And the cis glitch in the 5 months on back. David and Gorgie fans for the subs as well. Thank you.
Twitching, do anything in the least so it's very mid? Yeah, and then don't forget us well.
Don't forget as well that there's also the issue of fucking the motherfuckers dude.
There's also the issue of the Shen, like, never saw it coming.
Alright, let me see when Kana and Astral, guys, do you think that we should actually look for Mastery in this game?
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't!
And, uh, Snowy, if you haven't the panel, I'll come. Thank you.
so BS
Guys, I'm gonna be real I feel like it could genuinely be a fucking uh, I think it generally be a mastery game here
Like low-key
I'm going to go on the other side of the map.
What?
It's the alpha.
Real action.
Now listen, this game we're going to go crazy on the crit master and we're not even going to lose.
the monogamy of ever seen
but it's actually fucking crazy i'm telling you guys right now
who called please not now and now though
but i'm telling this game is really the perfect mastery game
GAY BOI!
Okay, what the fuck, dude?
Like, why did you have to hit me with that, bruh?
Alright.
Select Shaco, yeah, we're literally never doing a Shaco game ever.
Literally never.
look into nothing long enough and you'll find that nothing that stares back at you is you
just play a hacker memory game for fuck's sake and i'll do
like just trust me my my mouse is like legitimately crazy
so legitimately getting the same
what?
now a chapter game in the vets
alright let's go
When you got it done now.
Real talk guys, we need to get it done now.
How can we wait until he ends up like, cheesing me?
Alright, this could be good here.
I'm gonna be honest this connection really gets.
Brother, I just played a knee game and top lane had exhaust, Cinder ATC had exhaust, and mid lane Yone had exhaust.
I won, but it costed me my hairline.
Yeah, but the thing is that exhaust on Eid doesn't really matter that much.
I guess it is counter, but it's like, there's worse shit because like, the exhaust doesn't reduce your true damage.
Wow, great.
why not climb the jumble
well, you bet, like, I'm not kidding though, I'm genuinely gonna perm on you
like, I saw him joking, that's what you're shitting
you're the only guy that fucking, uh, donates out both shits
alright, now we just play on Wolvesville, my god
all we have to do now is to just play on the wolves all the way to the cards
I'm not going to get him
I'm not bad.
Real talk to it, I really want to kill that came to ASAP.
Let me kill that Cane Senor actually in the same one botcrab, because don't forget he
doesn't have flash.
we're ganking a lane just for a minute and I'm dying.
time jumble would be absolutely smooth
if I got double crab it's worth the death
you
Why is the can already bought?
honestly makes me want to skip my top stand and just run straight to my right here
I don't want to let him get an invade on it because he thinks I'm full clearing
this is very important
I don't like an invade on tendency angle, I want to just like wait for scaling to be honest.
If I scorn on them in this game
I'm not bad guys, not bad
I want to play like an avoid-in-place style. I want to just ignore the game until I'm like strong.
Because on three items I saw kind of this game, I will one-shot everybody on the team.
It's just about playing the waiting game until then.
I
Don't know
Things right now I just want my until the small ones died before I use my Q though. I don't waste like victory early on
small parts
I
Mochi respect to the or got there I need to be calm this push up
Unless now give me the music louder. Let's go
I was just bad.
Okay, whatever.
I'm gonna be honest, I thought I could have done like a crazy ass play there.
But it's fine, we get our Kraken, then we also get Gluttonous, that's what we need.
And then next time, Infinity Edge, let's go!
We
All right
I think there's a chance that the king comes for me, sure.
Oh
That's so bad wasted all
I mean fuck me I guess it was forwarded I thought he was just like walking around but
then he was gonna walk up and then we just got the free gang but yeah I'm gonna be on
this game is rough it's rough it's rough it's rough it's rough but it's fine we
can sell in this one easy
when I'm 10 guys we can easily drive
I
Need to put on the the wolves all the way to club some
Still I think yeah, no we've ever seen this game. It should be really good for us
you
All right, we need to get it done now. Let's go
I got shot on that slugz, then now we have all the art, first fight, let me just get my shield
I'm so sad I can't actually so sad oh my god if they were to box into their unwarded
I would have thought that it's the pole.
I was really here.
Jesus Christ.
Alright.
Okay, I've had, I've had, it is what it is, it is what it is, it is what it is, like
we tried it, we tried it, we tried it, that's what it is
fourteen death songs of course
one in five med
two killbillies special out of twenty one
she has less than 10% kp this has to be a fucking joke
i mean dude what an absolute fucking joke i've had these so far
all of these lost has just been so like
Literally just like the most cringe losses ever.
Why are you trying to solo engage at C?
Well it's not like I'm solo engaging, you know?
It's more of a thing of like trying to find a pick because I don't know how to sit there and 1v5.
I might seem in high five
And the Niko family five gets free shop. Thank you
13 more wins away, I'm gonna be honest. Am I not even be 13 it might literally be like 14
Like it might unironically be like 14.
Just had me camp anything other than a heck of a mine snack rider.
You are fucking retarded.
The only thing you should be fucking riding is your granddad's cock when he sits there
and fucking like pulls your hair and fucking makes you numb in his mouth dude.
Like are you retarded for typing that?
How the fuck do you expect me to win when our support is dropping 15 deaths as a pike when you're against like an Ezreal mommy lane and on top of it and on top of it the fucking mid laner is literally like 9% kp
Like it's really impossible to do that thing
how can you go on the 14 game win streak? well you're going to find out
fuck you now you pissed me off I'm going to go about ye again
now I'm actually pissed off let me go ye
let me get some fries
Nice now I got a top lane Rao are you fucking dude
And then me top laner is a challenger player
Alright guys, let's go!
we need to get down now
this is how you eat fries by the way Valk
I'm telling you now we're not going to be losing and I David there in a time lockup thank you
Can we go talk though? It's actually like it should be free for us.
Alright, let's go.
The best thing for us to do here would just be like,
do we play for three items?
I'm telling you, if I play for three items, we can all lose. Look at the comp.
The only way you can never go bad I think is if like Saus were to steal that Ash ult and
then Sarmie.
Alright, I'm ready for it.
wokam actually fucking ready for it
yo we're not starting with this shit already
like we're not starting with this shit
Hey, Diana is going to tell us some ballcrab.
Can you guys board this?
Oh, I don't mind trading crabs.
Trading crabs are actually completely fine for me.
Yeah, there's so many of them overforcing the player though.
I'm gonna thrash them, it's so welcome.
Thank you.
I'm not coming down this of us off
Three wins five losses page. What kind of fucked up person are you to type that?
What do you gain out of me losing bro? Why would you ever even say that?
Like literally why would you ever even type such a thing like that?
I'm going to use this right now, the game is looking at Bob even apart from the fact
that something died.
The one weakest thing that we would have on our team would be Kassin because he's
versus Yasuo, which should be like a bad match up for him, but he's not even doing bad things, so I'm actually very happy about that.
Here's what the enemy Yasuo's a backside long trick though, so maybe that's one.
There's no casting, should be getting molested in this one.
build is mastery like a chug and wonders why it loses
yo ashtya, ashtya, ashtya
when you get a knock on your door at 3 am and then you answer it and a man puts a barrel
of the shotgun to your fucking head pulls the trigger and then paints your mother's
fucking living room red you're gonna understand what the fuck you mean or what I mean when
I tell you to go fuck yourself like in-game does that make sense dumbass what do you mean builds mastery like a chud
Like if I go for a tax bid you this game. How am I ever supposed to do anything?
Yeah, she definitely said that promise
doesn't have like 0 kill pressure
i mean like yes
yes
but it's like she's doing well so long she sets up the rest of the team we're going to get
I mean listen, if it's one fun trade it's good.
You're not building BORK.
YOU STUPID FU-
FUCK! Wait...
UGH!
FUCK!
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH BUILDING BORK, DUMBASS?!
Kraken has better clear speed!
I'm on top of it, the enemy has no tanks!
Why the fuck would I build Bork?
Oh, God...
I wonder if I would win 1v1 in, babe?
much happen in big here
Yo, low key?
Lemme reset and then I'll clear boss atop insta-grubs.
Check Borgon Mastery Winrate, it clearly states that it is better though.
Do you live on fucking MARDS?!
WHAT?!
item one! Kraken sayer 53, board 49
bro, no, I'm getting rage baited, I'm actually getting rage baited
I'm getting rage baited and it's working and it's fucking working
that's the worst part
guys, I'm actually getting rage baited
I'm actually getting rage baited
holy fuck, it's working
Okay, look, bot's atop it and then we're good.
Gonna be honest, bot's atop it and it's a grub, so it's very juicy for us here.
I'm gonna have such a huge advantage on the downer once it happens to me.
Guys, real talk, how the fuck is Sass losing lane to a Val?
Is Valtop actually not a troll pick?
I mean, this guy low-keep one shreds it, so like...
But this is like Hanuman seems to see
Nice me cannon me cannon me cannon me cannon
Respect
I don't understand, you're changing, I can't help you.
I'm on siege with Jingxi.
I am literally worse than Iron in the siege.
Beloki, after the challenge ends, I'm going to do a challenge, or a charge for gold in the siege.
I'm gonna be honest I kind of want to just sit here.
I shouldn't limit tasks like this but I'm going to anyways.
I shouldn't kill those
I'm dead now
Am I retarded?
Yo! Yo! Am I ret-
I might actually be braindad
I might actually be braindead, I'm not even sure what I'm doing.
Dude, we're just actually going to order 67 right there.
Alright, let's go.
Oh, pardon me once I come to this dragon.
Someone cheated and used points for votes.
Yeah bro, ain't no way.
You're whining about the result of the poll between pancakes and waffles right now.
Beloki realized fuck, fuck online ADHD bastard for fucking saying they're using points.
Wappos are actually not better than pancakes, Wappos looking suck big.
Yellow and lost in the jungle.
Hymerdinger searching for Dante's challenger team.
KILL YOURSELF! KILL YOURSELF!
WITH YOUR FUCKING HYMER, BRO!
I'M SILLIEST!
NOW! DO IT NOW!
Uh, in-game.
Let's see, I'm dancing so everyone knows I'm not serious.
Oh, yeah, I'm just so silly.
Alright, let's just put on the shine and then afterwards we can look for top to bot folk
there.
I'm actually fed as fuck now so it's really good.
Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play on, I, alright, guys
If you look in your look on crab, top to bot, and then we're gonna win this shit easy.
You fucking moron, they still both died. What are we even typing?
What are we even typing?
What are we- I'm muting TTS, I'm muting TTS, I'm muting TTS.
And, uh, chatting director and so on and so on. Thank you.
I'm not even like 75 at all.
all right
Brogane Dona's entire fucking ball side is literally game over for her
I'm actually at her cop side too.
So my brawl is actually somehow managing to solo kill a Sylas right now, guys I'm not
like saying that's our cast a crew like I'm serious
wow that's like actually crazy
it's cool when people are can like a random off meta shit like that maybe not
should be fun
this just makes me wonder like what else would be viable if people tried it
I think best bet is we'll just play on this song and then we're good.
Top to bar dragon is going to be a freebie.
Hey I thought you were a heck of one chick.
Ha ha, thought wrong bro.
Thought fucking wrong.
It's like thinking that the one quiet kid in class is never going to snap if you
bully him.
and then one day, um, wow, that's uh, jesus, okay so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna
look for resub and efforts, we're gonna look on red, and pretty much it's gonna be a huge
fight here, I just want to go on a win streak bro, I just want to go on a win streak, I'm
so tired of this win-lose win-lose, I just want to go on a win streak, I just
wanna get some non-drop here.
Another reason for you to try Hammer Jungle, yeah, another reason for you to try Sionite
with Bleach, bro.
It's the next fucking New York Long Island, you fucking bastard.
Endgame.
All right.
I'll look on this here.
Alright.
I'll look on this here.
Wait, what just happened?
No, the enemy team just blew the fuck out.
Jesus.
I mean bro, I'm gonna be honest like there's no way out there like that's literally just
insidious.
Look at the cost difference between hexoptic?
Wow.
That's a huge difference.
Jesus, bro.
What the fuck?
more you to challenger yeah we definitely won't be
ooo
noice
alright nice we actually got a win i'll take it bro i'll take it
And uh, I'm about to end the prime. Thank you
Alright guys, I have good news for us
And the good news is that we're lowkey getting a win streak going right now
Like we're selling like the first game of it, but it is what it is
Gojax jungle? Nah
definitely not
adontas answer him
answer who?
bro there's your hymer dingle
alright both of you are getting 2 week high now so i'm not even kidding
let me let me show you guys just how serious i am
yeah answer him alright both of you are getting 2 weeks
Slash time out
You seven ZIE two weeks. That's 1.2 million and then let's get rid of the other guy, too
Tweedledee and Tweedledum bro Tweedledee and Tweedledum are going hand-in-hand to a fucking two week timeout wonderland fucking cheers
That's my hammer dingle. Yeah, dude. Do you fucking type for the next two weeks?
Oh, I didn't think so now let me my fucking thighs would catch up, bro
enough your fucking hammered fucking dingle bullshit, bro. Jesus.
All right
Bro
Why is the literal horniest motherfucker on the planet in my twitch chat?
And why is his name PedroAndre24Menos1?
Read his logs, he has 4 messages.
I love having sex with black men.
Gay sex.
If you show me your battle, I will gift 50 subs.
Show me your booty please.
Dude, literally.
We have Twitch Shast, horny as f**king soldier, bro.
Oh sh**!
Wait, Squidman, they're in the 5th pre-shot.
Thank you.
Squidman, we're hitting you with 5 game winch right now.
Alright, 5 game winch again coming down.
A bit more catch up packets in here, nice Saras.
I'm not early picking bro, trade with the supports.
I mean, you play Taunt anyways, you're gonna see my Taunt jungle.
Uh, route top.
top
you guys think my team is going to believe me or no
are you going caught this nope
surely not sorry don't believe me bro
YOOH WHAT
YOOH
WIZARD WHAT THE FUCK
Wait, they're in the 10 bro, holy shit
Okay WIZARD we're gonna do a little hack on me, I'm pretty sure
Ooh wait, my team is full AD if I do though
Yeah, I don't want to forcefully do it.
Well, that was a dang-a-root-tent for you, Shad.
Thank you, bro.
And I roast up him into one, so I'll come back.
And then it's over there in the sub, but I can't read that resub message, bro
What are we even saying right now?
Also, what are we even saying, bro?
Alright, guys, let me eat some french fries for a second.
Lilia, what the fuck?
Yeah, my Lulia is in the same, you guys are going to see.
Wait, what if I put... wait, I just had an idea. Hold on.
Mmm! Oh wow.
But that strat actually works, yo that's crazy.
guys i'm gonna be real with you this game could be a bit difficult
I'm just gonna say it, have you added a pair of tits onto any animal in the animal kingdom?
80% of Twitch chat would have their dick inside it before fucking pen drops on the ground after you fucking like release it
Now I'm joking
Let me finish my fries
We're lowkey need to get done now.
And a YN1 there when the time comes, thank you.
Alright, see you guys.
I'm probably sad that if you put a pair of tits on to any animal on the planet, 80% twitch
ever have their dick inside it, and rather than saying no one proving me wrong, everyone
just starts spamming RT.
Cheers bro.
you
You
And there's gonna clear towards the bot side
I'm saving my E for the wrappers here.
Now I can kill them both at the same time.
Alright.
Well the goodness is that Pantheon overchases Talon so I think we have a good shot at getting
this.
Although I'm going to have to flash out.
God that fucking sucks.
Alright.
Alright, Grubsecure.
So bad actually bruh.
There was only one song to me right?
No one?
Ah, if I see him then I don't know.
I thought he was saying like so bad like me for flashing, I was like what the fuck, like
what do you mean so bad bro?
Like, I got his gloves and I didn't die, are you retarded?
but I didn't know that's actually a good question guys real talk if you could
either get ten million dollars but nobody would ever love you truly ever
again or you have a camped salary of maximum 60k a year but you find the
love of your life and you guys work through together through everything what
What do you guys rather have? One or two? One for the money, two for the partner.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play on the...
I can't imagine somebody I should choose as one, unless they're like someone that I don't know. Doesn't care about anything.
Oh shit! Wait Ron, you're in the 5p shad. Thank you bro.
Holy fuck, we guys are actually going insane with the gift, what the fuck?
And the RPGs are there and stuff as well. Thank you guys.
The Oilers, yeah the Oilers are actually going fucking insane.
I wonder if we could actually come this way.
Oh my god, I actually feel the gold there, fuck.
Crazily enough it landed on the uh, the grave, so.
Holy fuck, guys, you're on the side of the ear cancer.
they all seem to be up tempo vibes either I don't know how the fuck this came on in
the playlist
all right let's go and momo there in the prime welcome thank you a bit of Odeon
sounds good so thank you guys how far away is he from his goal few wins away a
few wins away
Oh no!
Rokhan can you go in with your ult?
Nice!
Alright, that's the game over. I'm gonna be honest with you guys, this shit is fucked for them.
Can you hit challenger so I can make it out the hood?
WHAAAAAT?!
Is there a bet on the website if I'm gonna...
No bro, you're kidding.
Don't tell me there's a bet on some fucking random website on whether or not I'm gonna get chow.
Kill it, kill it, kill it.
Yeah, it's free, it's free, let's go.
See, why would we ever allow that?
Hey, snobber booties.
Oh, let's do...
Got Tony us now. I'm so a p. I kind of want to go all in on damage
There must be a reason why
All right, let's go talks about TTV and I'm a good
please on
oh good son
oh no
I mean well I guess I guess it literally just for
God damn it though fucking Christ
There is one.
Dude, we cannot be serious.
Dauntless ban from Twitch this year!
this year
which fucking
idiot put up two hundred and forty dollars on the ship
now you gotta be a moron
you gotta be a fucking moron to be betting on that
like that's like now like listen bro that's like
that's like you have a problem like you have a literal addiction
and you're betting on
now that's crazy
can we need to get the hell days up?
I want to get the grumpa into the blue buff.
all right we're gonna look on the blue number again
nice
I'm gonna be honest with y'all, I don't like this.
Yo, you guys know about the fuckin' Donald?
Holy fuck it, yo, I actually might be the king, bro.
I might be the fuckin' king.
That was a crazy ass angle. Nice. But I saw her playing Lilia, like she's actually so
fun when you can find those crazy fosh angles. Like you're sitting on a fosh and you're
like, I know something you don't. And then you just fucking pop a cap and then fucking
skulls. Cheers.
Can you tell James to the changes Mike is using as Xbox Mike no, he's not dude
But this is kind of a different to
Chitty calling? What would it mean Chitty? Guys why would Chitty ever be calling right
now is there playing geometry dash make pole ass or boobs any guy that chooses
ass is low-key gay and the reason why is because men have asses too but I guess
like fat guys also have tits okay nevermind that argument kind of fell
Bar
Jettie calling guys wait right here's calling what the fuck
Jinx what the fuck is wrong with your bike
Wait, does it actually sound bad? Seriously? Dude, it sounds like mine
Let me listen to this. No, it doesn't sound bad. Jincy. It literally sounds like mine. I'm not even bullshitting you
Wait a minute, what are you doing?
No, it's not bad, it's not, bro.
JINXIE!
JINXIE, IT SONGS!
I swear to god, it literally sounds like mine.
Buddy, I can't fix it, we already fixed it.
Alright, so I gotta get a new one.
Bro, because I did my force of shit and then it messed it up.
WHAT?!
Wait, is that because you bought the Logitech steering wheel and then it fucked up the
Logitech settings and then you had-
No, no, that's the worst. You're fucked now
Bro, but what do I do bro? You know, you like it. I'm telling you
So in the past always happened to me and the only way that I could fix it was literally when I would sit there and just like
Uninstall everything and just restart everything
thing.
Hi guys, should I reset my PC?
But listen, what you could do is it might be like a mic property issue, like in your
sound settings.
Bro, but buddy, it was working.
Like it was all fine.
And then you downloaded your Forza, right?
Reset your audio drivers.
Yes, bro.
Hi guys, phone?
Does it sound bad in discord not as high by sad does it sound bad in this court? Yeah, and this court very sounds like mine
Yeah, normally it normally a word for real peace I think resetting PC solves everything
Yeah, it's like it's like turning it off and on again
Hi guys, do you think resetting PC would bro? I'm not verifying my email. Oh my god
Okay, fine, I'll do it bro
Fine, I'll verify I'll verify
Really was all working. Why would it unwork now now it's unworking. Yeah, but it's because you like uninstall g-hub after
High-fives I click to continue and now it's asking for my gmail, but I don't know my gmail man
I don't know my password
Bro, I'd rather just drive my car off a cliff than fix my lost stack fucking mic
High-fives can I just reset PC please? It'll work
Will it work? I don't know. I don't know. Will it work?
Okay, I'm gonna reset PC, okay, okay, all right, gotcha
Chat I'll be back penis
Wait guys out of curiosity did he call me for like tech support?
It's not like all they never told me why I called
Oh Christ
I'm gonna be honest this ergot loki has cancer
fucking christ
he called to play league
oh wait he's getting on league
i gotcha
case we're gonna have to walk in and when done
whoo okay this is looking good for us
who's dropping the dauntless x jgc fan fictions
hopefully nobody bro
Hopefully nobody. Okay, we need to get this baron now
But I really okay, so we're not actually looking on the Baron that's cool
He smashed his table I don't blame him dude Logitech G hub is the most cancer thing ever it's literal AIDS
Like it is literal AIDS and I'm like trolling
Is it the promise that it literally fucks up your settings for everything?
Release the don test files I met my wife on Epstein Island now I'm kidding
Oh wait, I'm retarded.
No, I need to set up, I need to set up, I need to set up, I'm actually f**king piece
of sh**.
Oh god.
Wait, why is Zerry not ulted yet?
What's she saving it for?
But what is she saving her ult for?
Is it not good to ult yet?
What is she saving it for?
Oh wait, I think she actually had to do something the entire time, but it was just like bugged.
Alright, let's see what we do.
oh man guys I'm gonna be honest to you this one is a bit rough
oh god it's trying to carry him but he does that yeah I think out of all the
people trying to carry me this game
ergot is like the last guy you could pick
I don't have my son this up.
Oh my god, wait, Zerri's going crazy though.
all my god's area
zaaaayyyy
all my god's area
oh no
oh my god yes
oh
ok that's funny
is he still trying to fix it?
it sounds like i'm announcing a nfl game you idiot
alright thank you highfives
here we go
High-vives aura, high-vives aura. Chat everybody just type aura. Alright, now we're hitting silver and lead.
Wait, what if I just troll him and say his mic is bad?
I'm addicted and...
Yo!
Yo, are you ready bro?
Okay James, I'm not gonna lie, your mic is still the same.
Bro, but I fixed it on my stream, so what do you mean, my discord mic?
Yeah.
Wait, what?
Oh no, wait, this is why.
How does it sound now?
Wait, how'd you do that?
I basically pulled out my wiener and started tugging it.
Really?
Yes, kid.
Wait, Dante, can you share screen and turn your game audio on?
I want to watch.
Now bro, how close to the challenger?
What's going on?
We're about four and a half hours into the stream
and I've made zero progress so far.
Okay, what do you mean by zero progress like what do you what do you mean?
What do you mean zero progress like I lose more than I gained so I've actually made negative progress in four and a half hours
So you've lost elo in four hours
Jinx you don't make it sound like that, but one day you're gonna experience the same shit, too
bro wait wait why are you not on heck around who's this horse girl okay
girl yes this is called lilia the reason I'm not on heck from us is my team was
fully dechecked us out though I just into the game completely so when you said
check this out though what like what was your plan so I was supposed to like
flash and then qr and then I would have used my sonia's which would have
made me invincible. So I would have gotten like a 4 man stun and it would have been the
craziest play ever. But then I died in literally less time than it takes for you to not to
miss fortune anti, so then we just lost.
Bro, but you didn't lose. Oh my god, you're 2 and 7, but you have 18 assists. What are
you, ah, fucking, Chris Paul? I need 18 assists.
Because my team is stealing all my kills.
Okay, that is kind of valid.
Bro, you have, oh my God, you have 18 assists. Jesus.
Yeah, that's what...
You guys are winning, so who cares, right? Who cares?
Yeah, I mean, like, listen, Jinx, I'm going to tell you something right now.
And if ever somebody makes fun of your score, right?
And they say, oh, look at your score.
You have such little kills, and so I does.
Tell them A's before K's.
You know my score, not my story.
What does A's before K's mean?
Assist before kills?
Exactly.
And then you need to hit them with that, you know my score, not my story.
You know my score, not my story.
Got it.
Okay.
Yes, sir.
So anytime someone calls you 0 and 5 Clive, you need to hit them with that as well.
Bro, I don't go 0 and 5, man.
I go off every game.
I'm talking about Rainbow Six.
Okay.
Bro, Don't text.
Yeah, don't.
I'm on a 4 game winning streak, and I lost.
lost I didn't lose any LP in my last game so I'm sort of winning speed remember
wait show you're right you're right my piece of shit teammate went AFK for three
minutes remember yep yep and then you got the fucking free LP wait jane see
yeah what's up bro did you leak the idea that we talked about earlier today or do
you want to like save it no you can tell the chatter if you want okay so you
guys know I'm supposed to go to tampon strings right so yeah same thing so
So what we're going to do is we're actually going to do a duo cosplay where-
He's not confirmed, this is not confirmed by the way.
Yeah, so it's going to be a duo cosplay of Mia's Lulu and Jinxia's Warwick.
And then he's going to spank me in my little yodo costume.
This, okay.
This is why I said it's not confirmed.
We're going to literally have sex live on stream.
This is why I said it's not confirmed.
Okay, no.
No, I did not say that.
Everytime he gets one kill it's one thrust inside of me.
So wait, when are you coming to Tarpon Springs?
Cause you're not getting challenged or in time, Neo.
Well, I always could.
Wait, Jamesy, do you wanna up the stakes a little bit?
Yeah, sure, of course, bro.
If I get challenged here in time, you're the one that gets spanked when I come to Tarpon.
Yeah, deal, fucking deal.
What would you... wait, okay, okay.
How many wins would I need for Silver?
for silver right now yes because I'm one off bronze three you would need it okay
so you're getting okay we're low let's do the math are you looking let me do
delay really quick because I don't want to get tonight okay how many seconds are
we doing 30 30 let's go all right let's do it
don't test what would you wait okay okay how many wins but I need for silver
for silver right now yes because I'm one off bronze three you would need it okay
so you're getting okay we're well let's do the math are you looking let me do
delay really quick because I don't want to get tonight okay how many seconds are
we doing 30 30 okay so let's do the math so you're about to hit bronze three
right and you gain 20 yeah one win off the bronze three one win okay so one
And run off bronze so you gain 23 LP a game.
So, you need to go from bronze 3 to 2, so that's 100.
Then 2 to 1, that's another 100.
So you're only missing 200 LP for silver.
Jinx, you wanna hear something crazy?
Wait, so if I win 10 games in a row, I get silver.
Yeah, unironically.
What?
10 games in a row and I get silver.
Bro, no, no, no, I'm retarded, wait.
It's three to two, two to one, and then one to silver.
So you need 13, or you need a 300 LP.
13 wins for silver, dead ass.
Yep, you wanna hear something crazy?
Yes, what's up, kitten, talk to me.
That's the same amount of wins
that I need to get to Challenger by the end of tomorrow.
Listen, there is no goddamn motherfucking reason.
Wait, let's take Wattamuna.
Oh, wait, is he streaming?
I'll you want me to open it or you open it?
I got it.
Please be losing. Please be losing. Please be losing. Please be losing.
Please be losing.
Oh, no, he's on Valorant.
Ew.
Broke playing Valorant instead of League.
Yeah, but you know why he's playing Valorant?
Jinxie.
Why?
Cause he lost a League game.
So he decided to win trade of Valorant's one.
So he could be even on the day.
Yeah.
I mean, but then again, it doesn't even carry over, bro.
What is he gonna carry over, man?
Because like, even if he wins the bottom game,
yeah, he might feel like a winner,
but at the end of the day,
he got brutally fucking mobbed on me.
Don't test.
You're saying, if I win,
I'll grab an energy drink right now.
13 games.
Yes.
Silver.
Yes!
Bro, just stream all night.
Okay, no, don't turn on my stream
because I still needed a challenger.
Miho, you're right, Miho, you're right.
Okay, well, let's just do a long stream.
Okay, let's do it.
All right, let me, wait, don't test.
I'm gonna go grab an energy drink.
Okay, guys, listen to me.
Listen to me.
In life, there are two kinds of peoples.
There are hammers and there are nails.
And the trick to being a guy that lives life
is that you need to make sure
that you're nailing all the nails
because you're a hammer.
Does that make sense?
So the thing is that even if your name
might not be bob the builder
you need to make sure
they know how to use your tools
so that you can make everybody
okay
but you didn't see her getting a call, you're getting a call
who's calling me?
hey muda, what's up man?
wait what'd you say sorry?
darts and all
I'm good bro, what's up man?
How are you doing Muda?
Are you, what are you calling about?
So I looked at my side, you know,
and I just see everyone saying
Jixi is shits off of you, is this true?
Well no, what I said was,
Jixi, let's hate watch Muda.
Jixi, listen, listen, I'm gonna backseat your flame.
I saw you on Valorant and then Dantez said,
well because Muda lost a game of League of Legends,
now he's gonna win trade one on Valorant
He feels like he's even so it was kind of not just me. It was me and
Betcha wait don't dance you have how many days all day today all day tomorrow
Yeah, but all day today is like fucking six hours. Me. Oh
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. There's no fucking way. There's no fuck
Mooda said me. Oh good. Tell tell Mooda. It's tell Mooda wait
You're not gapping me you just play more games and have a lower win percentage
Cool, what's your win percentage? I'm literally also on a four game winning streak
Yeah, what's your own percentage 48 your ass
Muda listen my last game was defeat because I had a teammate who went AFK and fountain for three minutes
So I didn't lose any LP do your research buddy before you talk smack do your research buddy
Please get on so I can literally just hate watch you in between games
Yes, bro, of course
Oh, you have no coach. Yeah, definitely cute, please
Thank you.
Chad, who's going to get to the top of this?
Me or Muda?
Boy, Jyncey, when does your Minecraft marathon start?
May 29.
Okay, Jyncey, you realize that if you don't hit Silver by then, it might be fucked because
he'll just like, he'll just like spam games during the marathon.
Wait, so, oh, I'll just have to throw, but listen, Muda, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
for even daring, calling me. Listen, here's the thing, I have 26, 27, 28, buddy, that's
three days to reach silver. If I don't reach silver in three days, I'm a piece of shit.
All right, you need to do it. Also, I have an idea for you.
Yes, kid.
During your Minecraft marathon, buy a wig and then wear a stable Ronaldo outfit and
and then car yourself unstable Ronaldo and just crash out anytime anything happens.
Bro what type of wig like Ron's hair wig?
Yes dude think about it it's like you're immersing yourself in the lore.
Okay I guess I could do that unstable Ronaldo I'm not going to do that what why?
Because I'm just gonna be me bro. You have it jinxie jinxie. What if I have an idea what if you had an on-stream
outer ego
called
Anti jinxie and then it's where you bite, you know those like fake disguises where it's like the big nose and the eyes with like the mustache
Yes, so buy that and then car self
Anti-ging see and then any time you put that on just say you're not responsible for anything you say and just say and do the
Most fucked up shit ever, but it's not actually used so you can't get cancelled for it
Yes
Okay, I could do that. It's not even a bad idea because yeah, it's a
Whatever league games take seven minutes to queue. Why is this? Why is this? I don't understand
So, it's because there's one guy living in a rural village in Albania that's queuing
with 800 ping, and the only way that he has access to the internet is by sitting there
and aligning his satellites with the stars in the perfect direction.
So, as a result, because his connection is slow, it takes a million years for the
game to load.
Bro, I thought you were going to say it's the time machine.
Wait!
What if it's-
What if it's... Wait, Jinxie. What if it's Riot entering someone's brain right now and like taking over their body to make them end?
Oh my god, you're right. Like, like, like, like, like some demon over it!
Okay, okay, let's go. Some demon overtaking the body.
Yes.
Okay, so Dantez, what if I got silver today and then you had 20 hours to get challenger tomorrow?
Wait, that's horrible for me.
Why is that bad?
You didn't see.
It's like going up to someone, right?
And it's like imagine you and this guy, you're waiting in line for like a job, like the
job line, right?
And then you go up to a guy that needs to like feed his family and-
Wait, don't test.
Can I have this?
this fight this hold Q hold Q hold Q okay then hold Q just keep fighting I
want you to fuck oh okay what is this right go to red you're red red turn on
red turn on red do not chase okay so now we're gonna do it it's you're gonna
play for the top to bottom full clear okay wait wait no surrender it's
getting remade okay I just have fun you don't want to play for me five
type slash ff wait wait okay I've never seen this before both teams remade the
enemy team had an afk wait what what is the odds of that one bro okay I'm not
even kidding I have literally never seen that before
for real see yeah stop you hold you shut the fuck up yo chat can you guys
listen when I hold Q it doesn't always work well I'm not kidding okay well
dude you're about to die because you said on Milwaukee no but I'm saying it
doesn't always work buddy yeah but Jinsy it does always work like you're just
not doing it properly. Okay, KM. Yo, Dantez! Yeah, it's a... Wait, I just burp. Dantez!
Okay, well, I can focus. I'm hard now. Bro! Okay, okay. Dantez! Yo, is LEC going on right
now? Do you know what I'm talking about? LEC? Uh, no, there's no pro games happening.
Was LEC happening yesterday?
Uh, I think so, why?
Bro!
What the fuck is that music?
What is that noise?
Ow!
What the fuck was that?
Wait, wait, wait, what the fuck was that?
Dump head.
Is LEC players better or worse than LCS?
Uh, they're, like, equally as bad.
For real, C.
Yeah.
But in solo queue, the LEC players are worse.
So like LCS is the league championship series, which is like NA, and then LEC is the league
European championship.
So it's like EU.
Oh, but all of them just get brutally mugged by Korea?
Yeah, exactly.
It's like, okay, think of it this way.
Imagine you have a son, and then you're sitting there and you're making him learn
basketball.
Right and then every year he's like training and learning but then when whenever he plays in a tournament. He's playing against LeBron
Bro, but God says my entire chat is saying LEC better better better better much better much better
LEC no no listen listen LCS listen LCS is
worse in terms of like
Team storyline and it's also worse in terms of viewership
But LCS has actually gotten further in the international events recently than even EU has, like no bullshit.
So it's like, the thing is that when they're competing on the world stage, it's about even.
Do you see what I'm getting at?
Okay, yes, okay.
Because like, every single time they play, it's like, think of the strategy.
They flip a coin to see which teams go against who.
And as long as you coin flip the fact that you're not playing against faker
You're gonna go further than the teams that do so that's why every year changes who's in front
Dante's is delusional Dante's is fucking stuck in master. Don't listen to him
Okay, one guy type that
Bro, it's what my I'm just reading my chat man. I can't control where my eyes go
You intentionally read out the one message that flamed me.
Me Ho, no I didn't bro, why can't?
Okay, Don Test, we are not allowed to leave until I'm silver, you understand?
Yeah, at Don Test, Jinxie's meat is a low-key small, I seen that print.
Okay, no one said that because the delay didn't even catch up in time.
Yeah, I know, but did somebody literally wrote that? I'm not even kidding.
No, they didn't!
At DonTest, Jinxy beat the fuck out of my little sister at the arcade yesterday.
See, here's the thing, somebody probably did type that because that's some bullshit ass fucking trend in my chat.
It's fucking bullshit.
Okay, Jinx, let me ask you a question. Is it a trend, or is it just the fact that you do this consistently?
Me, yo, I don't do that shit, bro. I don't fucking go into Walmart and hit people.
Well, why not?
Because why the fuck would I do? I get arrested!
Wait, so the only reason why you're not going around punching random people is because the law is there.
So you're saying if there were no laws, you would just go around beating the fuck out of random people?
No! No! No!
No, that was a 40 and 7, bro.
No, that's exposed.
Yeah, I should have done that.
Did I do that like a challenger?
No, you actually did.
I don't test Jinxie run over my little brother while he was crossing the street.
Okay, bro, I did it.
If I did that, I would also be arrested.
Bro, I don't even drive cars, man.
I don't even drive, man.
Wait, do you have your license?
Yes, I do.
I don't even drive cars.
sense. Yes. I okay. So can I explain my story with driving? Yeah, go for it. Okay. So when
I was 16 years old, I took driver's ed class in school. Okay, driving our first day of in
like our first day of in the car driving. I almost drove into a lake in a neighborhood.
This is a true story. It was a tiny lake. I was like 10 feet away from driving into
a lake on a hill. And if my driver's ed teacher didn't have his paddle, I would
if not been here to this day I would have drowned in that lake now here's the
thing bro because that happened I was scared to ever drive again okay fast
forward five years I turned 21 years old every time I go to a bar I'm handing
in my frickin permit so I was like all right fuck that I didn't get an actual
license so then I got my license but I failed my driver's test twice so now
I don't drive wait but why don't you just go and do your test so you can
I did it! I got it! But I'm scared!
So you're saying that you're afraid that if you drove around you actually would kill someone?
Or myself, 100%
But why are you actually just not bad to get distracted?
I don't know man, it's not even that I'm that bad if I'm scared, I don't know
Okay, can I give you advice?
Yes, what's up?
So the thing that I've learned is that most of the time people I drive bad it's because they're too tense
So the best way that you can avoid that tension is by getting a shot or two of whiskey in your system before you actually get
Beyond the wheel
That's not gonna help man. That's just gonna make me kill somebody
Okay, so then here's another idea if you don't want to do that
What you can do is most of the time what happens that people that drive badly
It's because they're too focused on actually driving so they drive bad
So what you can do is you can actually get your phone out and start texting your friends while you drive to make it easier
Bro, why did I gank am I a piece of shit? What am I doing?
Okay, can I explain to you what the problem is?
Yes, daddy when you play league listen listen me hoe when you play league and
you're sitting there right and
And you're sitting there and you're playing league, right?
And...
Okay, yes.
Wait, I have a...
Okay, so listen, hear me out, okay?
So when you're sitting there and you're playing league...
Yes.
And you're like in a game, right?
And you're playing league, right?
And you're like in the middle of a game, whatever it is.
I've noticed that the problem is that...
So, okay. So-
Bro, spit it out! Fuck!
What are you saying, dumbass? Come on!
Well, maybe you would know if you let me fucking talk!
Come on, man!
Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Fuck! God damn it, man! What the fuck?!
So let me guess, Jinxie, the reason why you beat up that random viewers little sister is
because she had a speech impediment.
Oh no!
So it's for another reason.
Bro, no, I didn't beat up anybody's sister, my god!
Okay, listen.
So the thing is that when you're playing League, okay, when you're playing League,
you're sitting- what?
Yes, talk to me, yes.
Okay, so when you're sitting there and you're playing League, okay?
Essentially what's happening is a lot of the time you're getting FOMO.
So you're sitting there and you think that because nothing is happening,
you need to make something happen in order for things to go well.
But you just need to view it like you're getting stronger without having to risk anything.
Does that make sense?
All right, go for gank here.
No, no, no.
That was a test.
YOU PASSED!
Wait, seriously?
Seriously, that was actually a attack.
No, it was. Because the thing is that there was no reason to do anything there.
But I wanted to see if you were listening to what I was saying about getting FOMO.
And it's like you listened. So now go Top Crab. Go Top Crab.
Because the Top Crab is up.
Bro, and listen, I'm not going to fight until I have...
Where the fuck's the crab?
Okay! Bro, it's up in 10!
CAN YOU RAID?
Yeah, but shouldn't I just did my blue buff first, man?
Yeah, but I didn't know it was up in 10 because we didn't get vision of the top river yet.
We only got the timer after we got vision, so this is what we're gonna do.
Go for the crab after.
And now Joan top, Joan top.
Okay, we're gonna look for the top gank after, alright?
So I want you to smite this, smite this, smite this, smite this and top.
Smite them top, top, top, top.
top come on top get that killer
otford otford otford
otford otford
YEEEESSS
ok go to the crugs go to the crugs go to the crugs
NO!
the crugs the crugs
sorry sir oh my god
I'm sorry take the crugs now press two
don't forget to use your actives
yeah you don't tell me about my actives
enough you don't believe in me man
jing see I actually
You never tell me to press Q even when I'm out of buttons.
Okay, GenC.
You're the one that told me, literally two days ago, Don Tess, you only need to tell me something once and I'm going to do it.
I have told you about Actives every stream and you still never use them.
Yes, because that's because I'm the first streamer with CTE.
What's CTE?
Chad what does it stand for cognitive technical
Inefficiency or something wait Jin see did you know I have CT to oh?
You don't say you don't say yeah
I cocked robbing erection
Yeah, you got it
That's a mean
Okay, you're done
Bro, why didn't my brain dead teammate help?
Well, that's why now we're gonna flame him.
Nice help, man.
Much love.
So now, I want you to type.
You better hope I don't meet your sister at an arcade.
Yo, I'm not typing that!
Alright, listen.
So what we're gonna do now, you're gonna look for the red buff.
the red buff you're gonna clear the rest of your bot side and then you're gonna
look on the bot grab okay yes sir wait Jinx I have a question yeah what's up
bro do you have CBT I don't know what that means
cock and ball torture no I don't have cock and ball torture why is this
Lux talking to himself oops yeah right wait hold tab maybe you have somebody
blocked in this game okay so you have the enemy support blocked that means the
enemy support is something the past that entered your game okay fight him
fight him fight him fight him you're gonna miss keep fighting just keep
funny. Uh, you're two's up in one second. To you. Nice.
Swappers. Swappers. Swappers. Swappers. No, we're a
round. We're a swappers. Me. Oh, me. Oh, I used my
active. Do you see me coach? Yes. I'm gonna get silver
today. I'm not even kidding. Lot of big. I'm coming
for you. Try to win. Yep. First, he's coming for you.
Then he's coming in you. Best watch out. Wish that I
could stay forever is young. Josh, we do a marathon
Now can't end until sober yes or no, okay, maybe give it a day give it a day give it a day me
Oh, yeah, you're lucky right chat. What law he's on test might be right
Okay, so this are gonna be sure okay, you're gonna look wolves into gromp after that. I want you to look for top gang
Well, I don't know what Japan flash means. What does that mean?
I
So the thing is that there are some people in Japan
Okay, so there are some people in Japan that go to like public parks
And then what they do is when pregnant woman are walking by they open their trench coat and they flash themselves
So when people type Japan flash they're saying that you're playing like a perverted pedophile. Oh
Wow
Why would somebody ever flash a grandma?
Well, no, a pregnant woman.
That's actually worse.
Spoopy, they go to 5-gifted.
Yeah, so that's why, so that's why Jinxie, you need to play better so people don't keep
calling you a Japan Flasher.
Okay.
Jinxie, I can't wait for the losing streak.
What should I say to that guy, Dontheth?
Tell him, oh, tell him you'd say the same thing to his mother, but after the last
4 children she gave birth to and him being the reason one out of the batch
it's obvious that she already got the worst losers queue of all time
wait I can fight this right?
yeah I'll then I'll then I'll then
yeah just chase this
you can ult you can ult you can ult you can ult
you have the speed for it
you have the speed you have the speed
come on
okay alright
go go to your crugs
you're not a good coach bro
what the fuck
Okay, Jamesy, can I ask you a question?
Of course, brother. What's that?
If I'm a basketball coach and I tell my student,
hey, I want you to dribble the ball up to the net
and do a layup.
And then that student takes the ball,
whips it out the head of the nearby disabled kid,
and then starts jerking off and nutting
in the middle of the court.
Am I a bad coach or is a student a bad student?
Coach, can I fight this? Yes or no?
Yes, yes, let's go.
Chase, chase, chase.
Hold Q, hold your Q, hold Q.
Nice nice
Double free double free double
Hope you hope you nice nice
There we go
Yes, I love League of Legends. I love League of Legends. I'm addicted. I'm addicted. I'm addicted. I'm addicted
Bro don't ask I don't know what to do because League of Legends like bro. I wanted to tell you about this
So this morning. Yep
This morning my brother was setting up my steering wheel so I can play forza
So I basically talked to my brother. I'm like, bro, what should I do? Should I play a league game?
And he said no you should take mom out to breakfast brother
Don says I used to take my mom out to breakfast two to three days a week
And I haven't done that in two months until today because every morning. I've been playing League of Legends
Am I a piece of shit, bro?
Yes, you are
Because if you wanted taking your mom out to breakfast you'd be bombs three right now
Wait, but I thought you said I'd be a piece of shit for not taking my mom out.
No, you're a piece of shit for taking her out, Jinxie.
Think right now you could have already been Bronze 3 if you were to play that one off-stream
game.
Now what's more important, winning one League of Legends game or furthering your connection
with your mother that gave birth to you and raised you all these years and supported
you wholeheartedly?
Breakfast with my mom, man.
WRONG!
No, we can't get your bork.
Jinxie, rule one of being a league player.
your life and everyone around it revolves around you and what you want to do.
So even if you're doing the most selfish thing ever, as long as it makes you happy, that's
all that matters.
So you're saying to never take my mom out to breakfast again until what, I'm a challenger
or something?
Jinxie, if your mom loves you bro, she wants you to be happy.
And if you play League of Legends games off stream instead of taking her out to
breakfast and spending time with her and showing her love and appreciation is what makes you
happy then she'll understand bro, think about it.
Are you like bro, I don't, are you sure dude?
Jinxie, is she an amazing mom?
Yes bro, yes.
Then she wants her son to be happy.
Does plain wig of conscience officer make you happy?
Yes.
Then that's what you have to do bro.
It's about being willing to put yourself first, bro, so that everyone around you can
love and support you.
Like, Jinx, I need you to phone up your girlfriend after this and be like, hey, listen, babe,
I can't come by for the next month, because I need to play at least five off-stream games
and I need to double my active hours on-stream for League of Legends.
Bro, but I like my girlfriend, she's nice, bro, and I like spending time with her,
bro.
Jinx, let me ask you a question.
Yes
What do you like more if you had an option right now?
Going to dinner right now with your girlfriend and sitting there having a beautiful evening talking about your days
Holding hands and feeling the love coursing through you or
Watching Muda in a made outfit get on his hands and knees begging for forgiveness as he gives you over a thousand dollars
Bro, can I just be honest, bro?
Yes.
Bro, maybe I'm not cut out for Challenger because I feel like going to dinner with my
girlfriend sounds fun, man.
More fun than watching Mooda on his hands and knees in a beta.
Yes!
Oh my god, that sounds disgusting!
Okay, GenC, there's only one way that we can turn you into a true League player.
Okay, what is that way?
What is that way?
moda loses this bet I'm gonna need you to take that day off streaming and you're
just gonna goon to his stream five times and bust five nuts to his stream
because you need to understand that mental subjugation matters more than
anything else in this planet regarding people that you're competing with in
this game do I make myself clear yes and say but bro I can't miss a day of
streaming I've been streaming for fucking two years okay so what you're
going to do this work and do then. You're going to start your stream, but it's just going
to be your full screen camera at around your chin height, gazing upwards at your face,
and then you're just going to be silently boning. Okay, I'll go for this, go for this.
Wait, coach, coach. Oh, oh, oh my god! More, more, more. I want more. That's what
to see. Sorry, I don't know why I did that. Reset.
Okay, that's what I like to see, bro. Jinxie, do you want to hear something crazy?
Yes, kitten, what's up?
Before every world's finals, Faker would use Kurok to AI-generate images of his opponents
in little launch rays and he would bust a nut to each and every one of them.
and that's the reason why he became the greatest
allegedly
are you serious
yes so if you want to be the best jing see
then why would you not do what faker did
think about it
jing see since literally two thousand five
faker has been crocking his opponents
naked bro
to win
and you're telling me that you're not willing to do the same
as a one-off occurrence
with the mood up
think about it
dot you've got a row you're right
all my god
i really don't know what to say that man
so you think like
basically mood is
my enemy right because i have to see him to silver
so i should
jerk off to him in a made up
yes i'm not even kidding when i tell you jane see
i'm not gay right surprisingly
but i used to always jerk off
to the instagram profiles
what do you mean surprisingly bro
dude can i finish my fucking story or are you gonna interrupt
sorry sorry
so listen
i'm not gay right? surprisingly
but the thing about it is that
every time that i would lose a game to any of my friends
right?
or i would sit there and i would play against like pro players
i would always after stream
bookmark their profiles
and then i would masturbate
to every single one of them because you have to understand that when you release semen you're not doing it for pleasure.
You're doing it because that's your mental and spiritual and emotional and sexual energy that is getting directed into the universe.
And if you're just wasting it, then it's going nowhere.
But if you're using it to subjugate other people then now you're actually unlocking the third level of consciousness
Do you understand?
Yes. Yes, sensei. Wait hold on coach, coach.
Yeah, yeah, I'm looking.
Okay now you don't have ult so going for this might be a bit risky.
Yeah, it's better just go red. Just red for clear up and then after it's held.
Coach, I know you've been teaching me a lot about faker and stuff and masturbation, but
I think I'm actually playing perfect this game, like this whole time.
Yes, and do you know why, Jinxy?
Like, I think my decision-making is actually, I'm not kidding, this has been the best decision
I've ever had.
Yeah, and do you know who you have to thank for that?
You know.
And do you know why?
Because I'm your vessel, and you literally taught me all this.
Not just that, Jinxy.
What if I told you that I used my energy this morning and I directed it towards you so you
could have a fulfilling day?
Are you serious?
You shouldn't have, bro.
That's so kind.
Thank you.
Yes.
Because listen, I saw that Darth Maul Cospin.
I'm like, this is way too cool to not bust, too.
So I sat there this morning, Jinxie, for three hours straight.
And I just made sure that I gave you the most amount of me that I could possibly
give anybody.
Do you understand?
Bro, thank you, man.
For real.
You're welcome and that's why now you're doing me proud. Oh my god. I'm doing so good
Okay, so Jinxie now we're gonna do I want to play for the wolves and then the grump afterwards. We're gonna recall and look on the dragon
Wolves grump look dragon. Okay. Yes. Yes
Well, I just I don't know man. I feel like I really couldn't get sober today if I just don't lose
Unironically, but listen bronze one is within sight
Where should I look now dragon?
Look towards mid, look towards mid.
You should start doing.
Should I fight this one?
No, no, no, just back off.
You're okay.
You're dead, you're dead.
Yeah, you're in your run, if you don't run you're dead.
Yeah, it's just fucked.
The problem is that the second you start chasing it's over.
Your next item I want to buy, Death's Dance.
So why is Urgot so good in that scenario?
Urgot is just a brain dead champion for brain dead people.
Okay, and it doesn't take half of the intellect that Warwick takes?
Exactly, yeah.
Like, okay, so you know how an Aspengolds chat, right?
Half the time they're just spamming DEI.
Yeah, what does DEI mean?
It means like diversity and exclusivity and informational.
So what it means is that it's essentially saying that they want more people to be included.
So what Urgot is, is Urgot is a champion that's designed so that people that aren't all mentally
there can still have good games of League of Legends by locking him in.
Does that make sense?
I see so Urgot is basically designed if your IQ is low and your brain that yes
If you are literally brain dad then Urgot is never slide you can still play League of Legends. Oh
That's very nice. Okay. Yep. So now when you look but you're gonna press W and you're gonna look for an old bot
I said
Hold on the jinx surely right free kill. Yep. It's free
Go on go on alt alt alt
Nice hold cute hold cute nice
1,000 gold oh
Okay, that might have been a little too crazy
All right, so now go for the grump go for the grump there. There's a grump right now. Why don't you take it?
Oh, okay, no back up. All right, they're all here. Yeah, there's like a diddy party going on over there
Yep, I know get a recall man. Yeah, just go for it. It's okay
Run playing so good
I
Jinxie jinxie what if I told you that when you use your alt you dodge the jinxie
Bro, I did for real dude jinxie dodge the jinxie with his ultimate
Do you understand what kind of an omen that sets for the day that kind of rhymes? Oh my god. Yes, bro. Yes
Yo chat should we play some games with mood on later? What are you guys playing? No, you can't
Okay
Jin see Jin see oh wait actually wait if you did play with him though
Then what if you just intentionally threw the game because the thing is that he loses more than he gains
So if you joined that but drew 11 watching
Bro, and I want to keep my one percentage high bro. I want to keep it high. Okay
Okay, I want to look on the Raptors here after the Raptors are gonna look towards Baron your coach is
one thousand percent in the files
uh...
well no shit how do you think i met my wife
i'm kidding i'm kidding
yeah i'm joking
she's older than me
okay anyway so this is what you're gonna do now
i want you to look for a top play
no don't hit this i'm not this
sit in that bush sit in that bush
now just wait
if someone walks top kill kill kill kill
Hold Q on him!
E?
Use your E!
E?
E! E!
EEEEEEE, BROOW!
JINGSSEE!
Sorry.
JINGSSEE, if you would've eaten it would've been a double kill, bro.
Miho, I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Alright.
Did I eat you later, something?
No, you eat- you d- yeah, you did.
Cause like you didn't eat at all and then afterwards by the time you used it they already used all their damage
Oh my god, okay, sorry, sorry
Coach you think I should order any food if I'm gonna play league of legends like what's the best league of legends food to order?
The best league of legends food tour is a fucking win streak if you're not winning you don't deserve to eat
So you better put your fucking phone down right now and focus on the game
So bro, if you go on if you go on a losing streak you intentionally don't eat seriously
Either that or you punch yourself in the face when you go to a bathroom break.
God, I don't know what you're saying. I probably just know eating then, I guess. I don't want to hit myself.
Yeah, okay.
So, Coach, have you hit yourself before?
Um...
Okay, so what you're going to do now is you're going to look for the red. After the red, we're going to play on the Krugs, okay?
Okay.
And then after the Krugs, I'm going to want you to look on the Raptors soon.
Coach, if I win, do I get food? Can I order?
Yes, but I get to choose what you eat.
Okay, deal.
And if you lose, you have to do an IRL stream searching for dog shit, and you need to eat it off the ground as punishment.
Okay, deal.
Wow! Okay.
Bro, I told you, I'm here for the long haul. I want to get Challenger. Whatever fate you're dead, I'll do.
Dude, funny story, when I was like 5 I actually did unintentionally eat dog shit.
How do you unintentionally eat a dog shit?
Well, because it was dried, so I didn't realize that when it dries up it turns white.
So I just saw it on the floor and I started eating it.
Because my brother dared me to.
Okay, look mid. I want you to look mid.
Okay.
This is free.
Who do I R the Janks?
uh... yes by the way don't want to get a don't get your team on my peyote and
some hardest fuck i want to join the new join before you walk in here
okay
now just push them in with
if you don't push me if you're gonna lose
now only
you might have thought we should
but we have to wait
okay
so now what i want to do is i want to just farm until you have enough gold
for that stands
Yep, there you go.
So now walk in base and buy it.
Isn't recalling faster or no?
Well, not when you're this close.
Because think about it.
Recalling takes eight seconds.
You walk in, jinx it.
But just buy it and walk out of base.
Walk out of base or else you're going to lose.
OK, go for this fight now.
Go for this fight.
You need to hold your Q. OK, back up, back up.
Now let your team end.
Your team is respawning, though.
You can maybe look for a play here.
I want you to walk up.
This is good.
for the waves
understand we had all we have more kids
uh... kuzir your team as cancer
now that for a good job for the
and i thought that
yes never fought if you if you have to jump
ever lose dragons it's because your team didn't have enough priority
right i didn't have
yes it's an operation of the way that person of the way that
and then upwards we're going to recall soon and look for the elixir vine
okay get it, so now back off, go in the bush and then recall, we want to know in the bush and bush
if they walk many you lose, so now I want you to type 5 mid
so hold tab, hold tab here
so now buy your elixir and then I want you to hold tab
So you see how the enemy jinx is 5-2-5?
Yes.
So that means that she's pretty strong, right? Keep holding tab.
So jinx is pretty strong, but who's the strongest member?
Looks like Urgot.
So yeah, walk mid, walk mid now, walk mid now!
MED! MED! MED!
Okay, so yes, you're gonna want to focus jinx in these fights.
Go for this, press 6.
I want you to press 6 on your keyboard to activate your elixir.
Okay, going on this?
Don't, don't ult him though, don't ult him. Just use your E.
Now you can look for Ergot, but for Ergot, don't use your R, don't use your R yet?
Okay, that's fine, that's fine, that's good.
NICE! Good!
Yes, now Chaseman, Chaseman, Trundle wants you, Trundle wants you.
Give Trundle the big jingsy daddy fucking cock right now.
Go, press E. Nice, press E. There you go, press E. Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Yeah! Good!
It's not push mid, push mid, push mid, push mid!
NEEEEED! NEEEEEEEEED!
This is good.
Alright, yep, now just walk up.
So now the thing is that the enemy bot lane might come up here, right?
So I want to farm the bot side, farm the bot side, because the bot lane is going to
stop you guys from ending the game.
No, no, no, the bot side.
You enter into the wolves first.
Yep, there you go.
I'll go this way.
Yep, so that's gone.
Look on the blue.
If the blue listen up, I want you to look for the topgrab.
Alright, go topgrab.
Topgrab, topgrab, topgrab.
Coach, we're going to win.
Yep, go topgrab though.
Don't say that because if you say that you're gonna lose
TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT
NO!
JINXIE WHY THE FUCK were you going bot bro?
You need- listen, JINXIE
You need
To stop
Getting too excited
Because then you forget your fundamentals
you understand yes so what I want to do play on the red buff when it spawns
actually no just say mid just say mid your team's gonna run it down if you don't
just say mid now type five minute again back up don't walk up too far look you
see how ergot's walking up in the middle of the river yeah okay so see if
you're gonna go for em here I wanted to go for the ergot and start pinging on
him oh god okay yep this is good I want you to hold tab let me see their
gods items are you gonna one month you on probably not okay so a nice go for
this go girl get him I want you get him and then after you get him do not are
do not are please do not press R okay now look for the the Baron do you know
Why I told you not to press R there?
Because it's unnecessary, it's so unnecessary.
Yeah, I'll recall first, recall first. You're going to see him if you don't recall.
Okay, how should I think you're fine? Stay? Stay? Stay?
Yeah, the Echo is going to try to deal with it.
Go Baron? Go Baron?
No, no, no, don't do it. I want you to walk towards mid.
Walk towards mid because ViBAR should be there.
because like the thing is your team is fucking disgusting so there's a chance that they might end said even though it's too one
yeah just run mid just run run towards runnel run towards runnel
now we're gonna run over and why are you running?
yeah they're discussing
see if we were to side ban them we would have lost the game
because of how fucking disgusting our team is
yep back up back up don't don't no no no no no
clear the minions clear the minions
yeah we did our job we got them out of there
yep exactly
so both of us need to die
yeah
so uh...
look for the channel to make sure it does not open your turret
if you open the turret it's really fucked even if you give baren it's okay
so fighting
hold your honor
what idiot nice that's good
so now take the way the man afterwards backup
okay jinks i'm gonna tell you to buy crazy i didn't hear but it's gonna be
good no go to base car base
I want you to buy a mortal reminder.
I've never even heard of that one.
What does this do?
So this is going to give you a lot of magic or armor
penetration.
And it's also going to give you anti-heal.
So the reason why you need this is because walk to your red.
And then I'm going to want to start
pinging on the Elder Dragon.
So the reason why you need this is because the enemy team
is like, they heal a lot, right?
But we don't want to go chainsword
because chainswords are worthless item.
And we also don't want to go thornmail cuz like it's fucking useless too. So all inning elder
Yeah, we're over the wall. What over the wall?
What over the wall you might have to seal this just what over the wall, but do not ult right away
What just forward plus forward nice. Okay, Jinxie you're gonna have to ult into steal it when it's near a thousand four
It's all to like now now unsmited
I couldn't my guy was moving away, bro. I don't know my guy was moving away, bro
my guy was moving away I don't I don't know why he did that but you can see so
could have altered over the wall
sorry bro sorry no you don't have to apologize that's unironically riots
fault like right right they bugged your path in for no reason but you want me
to show you after what you could have done there so you could understand yeah
I haven't practiced that yet though.
Yep.
Is this game over now?
Uhhhhhhh...
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeaaaaaahhh.
Okay, listen. Listen.
It could be fine though.
Are you listening?
Why? Why could it be fine?
Because the thing is that maybe there's a chance Mooda is losing.
Check his stream right now.
Fuck okay open a stream fast open a stream fast. I'll show you soon. I'll show you soon
Oh, he's getting coached. Yeah, I did ended ended. Okay, so James. I want to look at my screen. Okay
Am I still sharing? Yeah? I want you to teach me this bro. Cuz you haven't taught me this yet. Okay?
Infinite loop!
Yeah, it is an infinite loop.
I can't give you a sign.
Brad, the highest CS, best KD. I got emptied again.
You did, but let me show you something.
Okay.
So, you know how the elder dragon makes it so when you attack someone below 30% health, they die?
Yes.
How much damage does yours might do?
1400.
Okay.
So what I wanted you to do here is when the Elder Dragon gets low, think around maybe like
3,000, you ult in because you're unstoppable during your ult and it goes over walls and
then you could have just mighted the Baron or the Elder Dragon and won.
So here I was telling you ult and look what's happening.
Did you see?
I got rooted man.
No you didn't.
Okay, do you want me to show you from your bod so you can see
Yeah, okay, let me show you from your body
Okay, I'm sorry
So look at this. I'm rooted man. No. No, you don't know you don't know you don't me. Oh me. Oh you didn't
Bro, I got rooted look
Me ho look
They look in yes
Good.
It's not...
Just forward.
Nice.
Now listen.
You're going to have to ult into a steal ult when it's near a thousand points.
It's ulted like now.
I said now, right?
This is your ult range.
You could have ulted in, right?
Yeah, sorry.
But I want you to see somewhere, okay?
So imagine, so let me look at the elder.
The enemy jungler smited at 300, so it means if you would have ulted in, you could have
stolen the elder dragon and you would have instantly solo on the game.
I'm sorry, bro I didn't know you could ult through that because it's a wall, I thought
walls block you.
No, not when you're warwick, when you're warwick you can ult through anything bro,
literally anything.
Bro, I'm so sorry man. No, but James you listen to me listen me even
Faker has made mistakes in the past. Do you understand?
Yeah, well matters isn't the mistakes. It's how we learn from them
Yeah, you're right maybe mood is losing let's see
He was only up six four. Let's see if he's losing please lose
Please lose bro
He's right there recommended, okay
No, he got a kill he got a kill he got a kill turn it up turn off turn off turn off turn off your dad. Don't want to show us all right
Okay, I need to go. Okay. I need to go tinkle. This is okay
Hi guys queue up now
Fast, okay, let me just point now. Just give me one minute
you guys knock knock who's there knock knock oh fuck where fucked up wait knock
knock knock who's there banana banana who knock knock who's there banana banana who
knock knock who's there banana banana who knock knock dude I've had enough of your
shit say the fucking joke okay just say who's there who's there orange orange
I don't want you!
I don't want you, Gawad!
I didn't say banana!
All right, nice
Yo, don't pass them back. Wait, Jinzy, can I tell you a joke?
What's up knock knock?
Who's there banana?
Banana who knock knock?
Who's there banana?
Banana who knock knock yo alright, what is the joke Jinzy just say who's that?
Who's there banana?
You got some jingsy, please please please just say it you got some type of jingsy. Please God just say banana who I
Ordered I just ordered boneless wings
Banana who knock knock who's there orange orange you
I didn't say banana yeah, hey this guy's got TT brother this guy's TT
Bro the worst feeling ever is starting the day off on an actual loss
Well, yes, and no yes, and no because the thing is that even if you lose your first game if you lose your second game
It's like the first game never happened
Well actually no because bro I gained 23 and I lose 18
So, even if I have a 50% whippercentage, I still gain a lot.
Yes.
Wait, but I don't understand. Why are they being so nice to me? Why is Riot being nice?
Uh, because- oh.
Okay. Because the thing is that you're winning a lot.
So, when you're winning a lot, it's like-
Yeah, but I'm not. I have like a 50% whippercentage, man.
Yeah, but Miho, and Iron, there's players like Muda that are like 45%.
Oh, yeah, I forgot mood it has 45. Okay, you're right. Okay. Wait, bro, Dante's look
I first picked just so I could get Warwick and he got Warwick. What are the odds of that?
Honestly, it's kind of fucked up
It doesn't matter because I'm actually pretty good on the Ian Warwick are the only two guys that can actually play
okay, Jin see what's worse
world hunger and war or
or getting a champion solo from you in League of Legends.
Probably World Hunger, bro.
I don't know.
Wrong!
Because the thing is, Jinxie,
that you don't have to deal with hunger.
You're getting boneless wings
in about 25 minutes from Uber Eats.
So what is worse is whatever impacts you.
And what's impacting you is the fact
that Warwick got soloed.
So let me ask you again, what's worse?
World Hunger or getting your picked
solo from you in League of Legends?
Bro, I'm still gonna save world hunger man, come on.
Okay, okay.
Then cancel your order right now.
No, please don't make me do that.
Bro, it's eight bonus wings and a tiny pizza.
Okay, then say that getting your picks
so on from you in Liga is worse than world hunger.
Say it now.
Stop laughing, Jinxie.
fucking joking say it's worse okay getting your champion stolen in League
of Legends is worse than World Hunger yes good oh my god I did the wrong
runes I'm so now what would you rather do have a billionaire donate one
trillion dollars to every charity on the planet or have the enemy ADC donate
you a 1000 gold bounty when you're down 5 kills.
Have the enemy ADC donate me a thousand gold?
God! See, that's what I'm fucking talking about, Jinxie.
You're slowly starting to learn what being a league player is actually all about.
Got it. Yes, sir. Understood.
Dude, you know Faker used to say this in interviews?
Seriously?
Dude, his most famous interview was what are you him saying?
I would sacrifice the entire world just for a win streak right now
Really yep
allegedly
So that's what I have to do for to be faker. Yep
All right, listen bro. We lost our first game of today, but it doesn't matter chat because um
Because wait, why does it not matter don't test because you're still gonna beat up some random viewers a child's sister out of the arcade later today
Oh, no, no
Yo, do you think I should play Yi or Warwick?
I think I'm better on Yi, I don't know.
No you're not.
You're clear is better on Yi, but you still don't know how to fight with him.
Yo, watch that shit, I do know how to fight.
Okay, so why did you just put a point in your W?
Fuck!
Because I'm used to Warwick.
Okay, it's fine.
Use your W as an auto attack, Ansel.
I already taught you this.
Good, there you go.
Still like to see.
You know, I've actually been playing Master Yi
in a lot of like, Challenger games.
Yeah, you should, bro.
It's actually like not bad.
So don't don't says you're not a heck of a one trick, you're just a jungler one trick.
That's what I want to be, sir.
Yeah, exactly.
And that's what you will be, GenC, because you have the dedication and the desire.
Yeah, bro.
See the thing is, bro, I want to play League of Legends every day at the end of all
my streams because I still want to play other games and I don't want to completely
throw my life away.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
Is it that you still want to play the other games or is that you know that there are some
viewers that still want to watch you play the other games?
No, it's that if I don't play the other games I'm going to lose my mind.
If this is the only game that I play I'm going to lose my mind.
Bro, John Depp, I play this game basically every day for a month.
Yeah but Genzi, check me out.
Minecraft's been playing this game every day for the last 30 years, bro.
Bro, but like, what's a realistic goal?
I'm not gonna beat Faker.
Like, bro, can you give me a realistic goal, please?
Uh...
Beating a random viewer's child sister at the arcade tonight.
Bro, I don't do that shit!
Okay, my bad, my bad.
Okay, so like, realistic goal, honestly.
Diamond sounds pretty cool.
This is gonna be your goal.
This is going to be your goal. One day you're going to compete in a professional tournament
in the LCS, right? No, that's not realistical. Yes it is! Because dude, listen, Riot likes
you bro. If you told them, let me play one game in the LCS, they would probably say yes.
So your goal would be to sit there and win that game. Okay.
He's a chopper ganking.
So we're gonna do now.
You're gonna play on the crab.
Where was coming?
I don't care if he's coming bro.
You can sit here and you can push him back.
Oh no.
Your Maokai stole the scuttle crab.
I'm not even kidding.
Fight him.
Keep fighting.
Nice! Double kill.
Double kill.
Nice!
CHEBOO! CHEBOO!
OH MY GOD!
Quadra! Quadra! Quadra! Quadra!
I'll get back off, back off.
LIKE FUCKING GOD, THAT'S IT!
Right, so I'm better in ye, I'm better in ye. I told you.
Bro, I'm better in ye, I told you.
Okay, Jamesy, can I be honest?
Bro, please talk to me, man.
You were to airdrop your Master Yi in a Korean final game right now, you would probably win the cup.
Thank you. Bro, this is what- No, no, hey, come on, no. Bro, you're a Glacer. Dude, don't ask, listen.
I plan on playing League of Legends every day for the next year. Where will I get- Don't bullshit me, bro, come on.
You could get a challenger. It's on bullshit.
Bro, our Wallahi?
Bawaki
On your girlfriend or no your wife sorry your wife's life on your wife's life
I could get challenge in a year on her life and mine too
And on your girlfriend's life
No, don't put that on her or me buddy, this is on YouTube, bro
Bro, cuz dude, I'm like use the thing don't ask I'm okay at games. Okay?
I'm not remarkably good at any video games, man
I feel like I would have to be remarkably good at League to get Challenger in a year
Well, I mean when you get here shotgun and rainbow six you're fucking you're a fucking beast though. Hey, bro
I'm just a beast that rainbow. You don't have to sneak in shotgun. I'm just a beast at the game
All right shotgun crutch. All right, I gotta look dragon here because last game I didn't look dragon than I lost
Yeah, you can buy this so listen realistic that I'm not kidding. You actually can get challenger like not even bullshitting
fight him, fight him, fight him, yes
wait, why is he moonwalking?
for a warwick glitch, dude
no, you don't want to do this, go for the wolves, go for the wolves
you don't want to fight this
yep, go for the wolves and the gromp, you might have to give this dragon here
okay, gingsy, listen
on Hivise's life, you're going to be ranked in League of Legends in the next two months
Okay, see that one's fine, GG high five.
Bro, no, no, like, like, don't say it seriously, bro.
In a year, what could I get, honestly?
I'm not pushing, genuinely challenger.
Why do you think so? Seriously?
Why do you think so?
Okay, I'll tell you why.
Because every game you're getting coached by me.
So you're literally learning,
challenger level decision making, every single game.
So the only thing you need to do is play games
to allow yourself to have your mechanics to follow,
which you're willing to do.
So as long as you have both those things,
Then you have a literally limitless possibility.
By the end of the year, say you had Masters, right?
You had Masters by the end of the year.
Okay, next season, the ranks reset,
and you have an equal shot as anybody, Master Plus,
to get Challenger.
It genuinely can be yours.
Bro, do you realize, like,
bro, do you realize, Contest?
I hope you understand.
If I'm not even bullshitting,
if I reached Challenger and League of Legends,
Do you realize I would win Gamer of the Year?
Yes!
Do you realize how hard that is to me, bro?
Okay, Jinxie, who are you going to be competing with this year for Gamer of the Year?
Bro, a lot of people.
Who? Naming one person? Ludwig?
J-So!
Not Ludwig, bro, not Ludwig!
Okay, listen!
Ludwig's not good at any game!
Jinxie, Jinxie, K-So plays stress to impress. You play League of Legends, you got this shit, bro.
Like-
Bro, K-So plays- No, K-So plays like a thousand games, and he's good at all of them, bro.
He's good at every game. He plays is he better than you at games in general be honest
Yes, yes
Really when you hate some of the god when you played subnautica who's carrying?
case oh
Okay, never mind. We might actually have a little battle on our hands. It's what I'm saying
Okay, only option is challenger bro. Okay, so how about every game
So how about this when you get to the same rank as case on League of Legends?
Do a bet with Keso. First one to hit Diamond will liquidate.
Bro, he doesn't play League every day. I do. I'm a loser. He's not.
Fuck.
Okay, we might have a problem then.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
But like, ahhhh!
Okay, you're gonna get around.
See, I knew to run.
Yep. Now go for your Wolves.
Okay, who's the better gamer?
gamer case so or boggles yo hey don't say his name that's he who shall not be
named don't say his name for me don't fuck yourself who's worse Voldemort or
boggles I can't name either of them fuck it all okay boggles is worse yes
Okay, who's worse boggles or the guy from my one world of war
Yo
The guy from the world wars
I mean I disagree but it's okay
And now listen you're gonna look for the blue and then the gromp after this we're gonna look on ball lane
I think I should do full Yi today bro, I think I could get Silver.
If you're feeling it then let's do it.
Bro, I just think Yi is more efficient than Warwick, any scales better.
Yeah, low-key.
After this we're going to look on the bot deck.
I know there's methods to the madness, but I feel like most of it is literally just
making sure I spam all my buttons.
Yeah, no, like unironically yeah, let's say what it is.
Look here, look here.
Yep, this is good.
I want to fight Shen, fight the Shen, fight the Shen, the Shen, the Shen, the Shen, not the Kwey.
Okay, you might have to back off, but just fight.
Okay, run away, run away.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do, you're gonna recall.
I return, my blade is yours.
Okay, so Jinxie, now what you're gonna do, is you're gonna get your Blade of the Run King.
Gwena, Gwena.
Yep.
Okay now Jinxie, while you're walking into Krugs, give us your most controversial anime take.
Most controversial anime take.
One Piece is overrated.
Okay, you want me to give you mine?
Well, let me say it real quick.
Yeah, go.
One Piece is still a great show, but there's too much filler to consider One Piece a 10 out of 10 show.
I'm sorry this one piece is still great, but there's just too much filler
Real okay
No show needs to be two thousand episodes man
True like it makes you not even want to watch it
Well, it's also that but like one piece has a lot of peak arcs, but also one piece has a lot of like boring art
Yeah, I've never even watched it so I can't even comment
Okay, do I want to give you mine?
Yeah, what's yours?
Attack on Titan was only good until the season where they randomly introduced the humans.
It was only peak when it was like humans vs. Titans.
Oh, well you did just spoiled the show, but yes, I agree.
I mean dude, like if you haven't watched it so far then you deserve to have it spoiled
bro.
A.O.T. chats, what a warning. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait.
There you go for this. Press E.
Nice.
And now I wanted to go use your Q.
Use your Q, this is a double kill.
You're gonna, yeah, keep fighting.
And then after this go for a play.
Play Q, Q, Q and E.
Q and E, E.
Auto, auto, auto.
Nice!
Now go, go to the jug.
It's for a triple kill.
Triple kill.
E, E, E, E, E, E.
No!
Nice!
Ow!
Oh my god!
Recall, recall, recall.
Recall, recall.
No, I'm overheating, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna be testing.
Okay.
Bro, I think I should just play Yee.
God damn, I think I should just play Yee, bro, I think I should play Yee.
No, it's actually looking good.
It's actually looking good.
Okay, here's my problem with Attack on Titan.
I haven't finished the show, I'm in the middle of season 4, but I don't like when,
this isn't just AOT, but I don't like when any shows introduce fucking 20 characters
at once, which is exactly what AOT did.
They just introduce 20 characters, then it's like, I'm supposed to care about
these characters.
It's like bro, stop, like I hate when shows introduce 20 fucking characters at the end of the show.
It's like, why would you ever do this?
Yeah, real, that's why stranger things sucks balls too.
I've only watched, okay, I'm, I should watch stranger things, but I've only watched season one.
No, don't buy, yeah, I mean listen, if you watch season one, then you watch a whole show,
whole show, don't bother watching the rest of it.
Wait, look top here, right?
Ah, yeah, you could, you could.
You hold this up.
Okay, look for the Krags, look for the Krags now, he's already dead.
Bro, I'm doing so good on Yi, I'm 6-0, don't sense, I might get a flawless, I might get
a flawless game!
Chat, I was here, I might get a flawless game!
No, it's actually looking good, I'm telling you, you got this shit.
Use your E to clear, don't forget.
Wait, GenC, are you ready for me to give you the most controversial anime you take
ever?
Yeah, but don't say some stupid shit.
No, I'm gonna tell you right now.
The most controversial anime take ever is if an anime doesn't draw you in in the first
episode then it doesn't deserve to be watched more than that.
It's the writer's job for not having an entertaining enough opening.
Low key real because that's why Death Note is my favorite show is because I was into
it right away.
Yep.
Low key real.
Death Note I was into it right away.
Alright.
Don't spoil that show though, okay.
Wait, you didn't finish it?
No, no.
I always tell my chat to watch that show and I don't want to spoil it.
Okay, I'll show it for them.
Okay, so now I want you to look for the gromp and then after it's go bot.
Try R.
Oh, not yet, not yet.
Okay, no, no, no.
Oh, okay.
All right, so now look for the, it's like go for the blue now.
Nice ability by him, little key, nice ability.
Wait, you want me to give you another controversial take?
Yeah, what's up, bro? Talk to me.
The only people that read mongas inside watching anime are people that want to just pretend
like they're smarter.
Bro, I think you're kind of spinning.
I don't think anything you're saying is really bad.
It's because it's true.
Okay, so now what I want to do is push the wave.
Take the cannon.
Take your cannon.
You're doing better than her.
This game, take all her resources.
doesn't deserve any of that
make sure you get this cannon
haha nice
and they're gonna recall after
since i'm 6 and 0 i actually don't think it's bad to steal shit cause i'm 6 and 0
no exactly
okay i'll fight this fight this fight this
keep fighting keep fighting it's free it's free
flash away flash away flash
why is there a rocket launcher
hitting me
What was that bullshit?
A fucking rocket launcher? Are you serious?
Okay, so you see the enemy team like Zirath?
Who is Zirath? Zirath?
The enemy midlaner. Yeah, the blue guy?
Yeah, so he can launch it from halfway across the map.
Bro, but can I avoid it or does it auto lock me?
No, you can avoid it, but the problem is that you're just standing still.
Well yeah, because I don't know about the rocket launcher yet, bro. What the fuck?
Okay, well now you know so you don't have to stand still anymore
Bro, I need to get dragons bro. I need to start getting dragon. Yes. Listen clear the word spot clear what spot talks about folk here
You can take dragon now. No talk to bot
Please bro, please
Fuck
Sorry
No, I forgot about my food. No
Jinxie listen fuck your food right now now. You just focus on the game
I want you to work when he's here when he's here kill him kill him go
Alt 4 then Q. Alt 10 Q. Alt 10 Q. Alt 10 Q. Nice. Now E. Nice. Go go. Yes, fight.
Nice! Keep fighting. Keep fighting. Keep fighting. Nice! Now Q. Q. Q. E. E. Nice!
Okay, grab your Sagramp. Now, actually recall. Recall. Recall. Recall. Recall.
Bro, let's go to death!
I'm telling you it's free. I'm gonna want you buy mercury struts and then after go to the track
Yes, we my food though, no
Jain see Jain see fuck your food fuck your fucking food bro. You don't need your food right now
You need LP let it sit go to the dragon the dragon the dragon the dragon dragon
Bro my wings is gonna be cold
Jin see the only way you're gonna have other to that spot from your back after I put a fucking shotgun through your
brain if you sit here and you complain one more time about your food now fucking
focus on the game am I understood yes sir oh my god yes sir okay now play for
the crab and then look on the dragon okay 1400 you smite if you don't get
this they can get soul and then the game becomes harder okay good now go
go bot to top
you start on your gromp and you clear up
okay
he might come to my gromp bro
no he's not gonna do shit he's gonna sit there and watch
yeah like a little cock
exactly he's gonna sit there and watch and he's gonna like it
okay now go for the wolves then afterwards you clear your topside
bro but coach might be like they're gonna be cold though
I don't know what to do actually
jinxie, jinxie
shut
the fuck up with your wings there's a homeless man literally eating nothing
having to go through the dumpster as we speak just so we can get a little bit
of nourishment and you're mad because your wings are gonna be a little bit
cold what the fuck are you mad you want to sit here and give up the
temple that you're building to get your shitty fucking things! Are we serious?
You're Bruins 4! You do not deserve to eat! Why the fuck do raw heroes deserve food?
Think about it! Do you understand? Yeah. So when can I eat when I'm silver or something?
You can eat if you win!
Okay, all 10, yes! Just go for Q, nice. No, just auto-attack.
You should still win this.
Okay, you didn't auto-attack.
Okay, the reason why you lost there is because you stopped auto-attacking.
Now, I want you to buy the experiment so I'll explain.
Wait, I need to check on my food real quick.
Jamesy, if you leave your chair to check on your food,
so help me God, the coaching session ends instantly.
recently.
Sorry, yes sir.
I will not leave much in.
Just ask your brother.
Why can't your brother get it?
No, no, don't worry.
I got it.
I got it under control.
How about this?
That's what we do.
If you get the wings and they're actually cold, then we just eliminate High-Vyze IRL.
Why would we?
Whoa, whoa.
Why would we do that?
Think about it.
can just use him as like the magnet for all of our negative energies does that
make sense okay yep got it wait but coach yep can you listen really quick
yep coach when you said I did an auto what do you mean just don't touch any
buttons no the reason why you lost us because you started running away for
no reason randomly and then when you start running away for no reason that's
when he killed you you're gonna have to run away here you're gonna die this
you're off. Now dodge those circles. Those circles are the rocket launchers. Those circles
are the rocket launchers. Okay, go to your gromp now. Go to your gromp. Okay, so now what
are you going to do? Bro, your app is for fucking losers, seriously. True. Every mage
is for losers. I mean, you tell me you're just going to sit there and hit me from beyond
the fucking map you're a pussy dude are we losing my team to some shit today it's
it listen jing see the only reason why people walk in mages is the same reason
why people like jagdority and antagonize people and then hide behind their
bodyguards does that make sense okay now alternate and fight this you got a
quadric here okay chase chase chase more more more more nice go for the
Nice kill, kill, yes, yes!
Okay go for the wrappers, you're out best, you're out best, wrappers.
Oh my god, oh my god I love this game so much.
I love this game, I love Master Yi, my play is yours.
Master Yi I love you, I'll never betray you again, I only pay you for no.
No, no listen, after this I want you to go for the bugs.
I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry.
Kill the lost wrappers, kill the lost wrappers.
Kill the lost wrappers, no okay too late, okay that's fine.
Master Yi's a god.
Bro I love you Master Yi.
Okay, so now after the rafter or after the Krugs, I want to go-
Got him! My blade is yours!
Yes, yes, now go top! That wave is yours too bro! Now I wanted to say, my wave is yours!
My wave is yours!
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say, sitting down watching you take this fucking wave.
Now after you take this wave, I want you to recall, okay?
Now, you're gonna stop building your experience at Hexplate, I just wanted you to buy a straight-up
death stance, instantly, just straight-up death stance.
Bro, I got a Quadra kill, I got a-
I haven't got a Pentagam, but I might be able to.
This might be your Pentagam, I'm not even trolling.
I know it might, I'm fed, I'm fed.
Got it on this game.
Okay, look at me, look at me, look at me.
11-2, I'm the carry, I'm the carry.
Yep.
So now listen, you're Gold Genci, your team-
Hey, who's that?
That's his ear, listen, listen, it's a soldier.
Soldier they spawns think of it this way your team are your slaves, and you are the king you need them to go in for you
And then you just go in and you clean up so when you just go and I'll tell you when to go in okay?
Just just wait just wait do not go in yet send the bush for now now walk in now now go now go now go now
Yes, no for more go for more go for more you you
Nice keep going keep going keep going
Nice! Now get the dragon and then go for the baron.
Oh my god!
Stuntist! Stuntist! I got back to my quads! Stuntist!
Dude, I'm telling you.
Hug me! Hug me!
Okay, I'm grabbing you. Wait, do you feel that? Do you feel that, Jamesy?
What?
It's my heart on. I'm pressing it into you so that we have more of a connection.
Okay, I feel it a little bit, you!
Bro, I might get 20 kills, that's...
No, I'm telling you, you got this shit!
I'm on this game, bro! Can I just play Master Yi forever?
Yes, yes, yes, you can.
Please daddy. Did I prove my worth to you on him now?
Yeah, low-key you're getting it done right now.
Bro, I don't want you to fight.
Yes, no, it's good, it's good.
So they're gonna recall?
I just got back-to-back quadras.
Yep, okay, so now buy the experimental hex plate,
and then I want you to right-click on the wits end.
right you know by elixir vine by the elixir vine by the elixir vine and then
walkman
right I think I could get a penta can I get a penta maybe chat maybe we get a
penta this could be the game I'm fed guys I'm fed okay so press six press six
to use your elixir okay go in just going one be five fuck this go all 10
all 10 and go crazy I want to play focus away focus away he's no
squishy guy get the plate now go for this year go for this year get the
Nice nice nice keep going. I want you to keep going keep going keep going keep going kill us your ass. Yes. Yes
Where's the left? Where's the left?
Okay, we call right now walk back and we call walk in the bush and recall walk in the bush and recall recall now
We call now recall recall
Sure, I can't just end no you want the penta not the end now run straight up run straight up maybe so round here
fuck he recalled okay go to your red buff go to your red buff we might need
one more play that would have been the end no it's fine no it's fine I thought
you'd keep pushing it's fine it's fine okay so now what go for the red buff
that was almost the pent up it's fine listen you're gonna get the pencil now
Don't worry about it. Okay. I was here guys, please guys. I might get a pencil
This is it
Guys, I was here. I was here. Here we go chat. I was here. I'm so bad
Okay, now listen this we're gonna do I'm gonna wind you going now wait wait the second they walk up
You fucking shot at their brains open
Wait, I'll tell you now. No, no
Go!
Chase! Chase!
Go!
More! More!
Okay, Warwick is spawned. Wait for it.
Go for him, now!
Nice!
I need one more.
No, that's not a Penta!
What?
Okay, Jynxie, Jynxie.
I want you back off from the enemy's red.
Full clear of their entire jungle.
Full clear of their jungle.
We want enough for Whitsand on our recall, so press P.
Will we just keep playing for the Penta?
Yes, yes.
That's what you have to do right now.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, listen.
Good boys like you deserve Penta kills.
Do you understand me?
Just don't end?
Keep playing for the Penta?
Yep.
Okay, so now take this.
Then afterwards I want you to go.
the red press P I want to see how much what's on costs okay nice nice so we're
gonna do is you're gonna take this right and then you're gonna recall recall now
now one of your press six press six just press six press six press six press six
okay good now by the woods and by the woods and now walkman coach guys after a
one month journey we are so fed we might actually get a pent up you can do it
I'm telling you you can actually do it here I want to just walk man you're gonna
walk me jing see you are fucking God right now do you understand me okay I
literally can't do anyone I can't it's not impossible yep so listen Shen is the
last guy you focus okay you can go in on him don't are though don't are don't
are don't are I'll tell you what's hard are now now now now nice fight fight
This is your panda fight chase Q Q
Smite him smite him
Go go go go Q Q Q this rat. Oh
My god run back run back to the million to the million
It wasn't Regen I'm so sorry. Oh my god. I'm so sorry. I was
Jhin see if you would have killed the minion and ran away, you would have killed the 8 trucks
I did, I did, I did, I did
It's okay
You know it's because I hit the turret that's why I'm so sorry
No it's because if you would have killed the minion then you would have avoided the turret shot and then you would have left
Jhin so I want you to hover over your blade of the rune king
I want you to say one shout once you did this game
No no no in your inventory, in your inventory
inventory. That's how much damage only that item did this game.
Wait, can I still get a penta if they respawn?
Yes, you still have a chance. Okay, so now what are you going to do?
Because I'm going to want you to walk to the dragon.
Guys, I was here. Here we go.
Okay, push shot.
I'm so sorry.
Listen, push shot. If you think Jinx is going to get a penta, type 1.
The slow creep of inflation is ruining all chances that you have of actually getting ahead
and you lowkey resent everyone and everything for a type 2.
Okay, so now Jinx, see what you're going to do here is you're going to play for the
dragon, right?
And then afterwards I only look for the crab, okay?
If you walk mid Jinx you get a pen to kill, right now.
I'm not even bullshitting.
Do you understand me?
Go, man.
Just go fight.
go fight go fight yep don't don't know it don't know it yet I'll tell you one
salt tell you insult stand back stand back that was a fucking clean dodge by
the way okay go for them go for them go for them okay I'll tell you now I want
you to chew on this you at you have this your priority target go for the
zero nice focus nice keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting now it's
Then it's a trucks nice good good good nice. Go man coming down get that shit. Get that shit. This is your penta
This is your moment
Fight
Just run down one two three one two nexus game
You need to dodge his ability when he throws it out you have to dodge it you have to dodge it
BIRS ONE EVER! BIRS ONE EVER!
I did it. It took a month, but I did it. It took a month, but I f-
YES!
Don't death, I love you so much bro.
I love you too bro.
And now you fucking reap your reward.
This really means nothing to me.
32 and 3, I don't know if I'll ever be fat.
I have to play Yi to the rest of my life bro.
I can't play Yi to the rest of my life bro.
That was crazy.
Oh my god
Yes, and it's because the thing about you also is that you like just fucking like mashing your abilities and he's like really good for that too
And you actually ever oh
my god
Okay, I want to kiss you. I actually want to kiss you Jim see Jim see when I tell you what I'm about to tell you
When I tell what I'm about to tell you you're gonna want to fucking make out with me
Open up your calculator right now on your PC.
Okay, I'm opening up my calculator right now, Dantez.
Okay, so now what I want you to do, okay?
I want you to type 18.
Okay, now minimize the screen.
Just click in the top middle of it, and then just move it.
There you go.
And I'll do plus 12,
plus 14,
Plus 16
Okay, what does this mean Jinxie you just said more damage than your entire team combined unironically
I'm not even bullshitting you you just did more damage than your entire fucking team combined
Bro, I have to call my brother
Let him know my brother. He's got my first penta kill. He told me
in day one of league that if I play Yee I'll get a pentakill he told me. I need to call him.
Chom called him my brother. Yo yo yo yo yo yo I'm on stream. Guess what? I got my first pentakill
ever with master he like you said bro yes and bro bro I had sixty three thousand
seven hundred and eighty four damage and my Katie was 32 kills three deaths
three assists I had a nine inch cock that game perfect okay let's go away bro
if you come to Florida you'll meet my brother he loves you brother my brother
Yeah, no, of course wait your brother's even on the perfect grind to bro my brother and my cousin
Told me about your streams three years ago when they played league and I didn't play me. I'm not kidding. Really?
Yes, I'm not kidding
Now can I get my wings friends with 32 and three? Yep now go get your wings
No, Jack. Fuck warwick
Wait, I need to shit talk mood it too. No, no get your wings first get your wings first
Alright chat, now Jinx is about to experience the best part of League of Legends which is
where you just got the most demonic 1v9 ever.
You get your food, you sit back in your chair and then you fucking hate watch that one friend
that you have and you just pray to God on his downfall.
So now guys, everybody clasp your hands together.
I want everybody to type Praj right now.
Every single person watching mine and Jinx's stream, everybody together, Praj because
Because we need to pray that Muda is losing his game.
Because the only way for this to get better right now is if Muda is inting and malding.
If he is inting and malding, this will unironically be the most golden moment of all time.
I'm not even bullshitting.
But we all need to pray.
Guys, everybody, send your energies together.
We need to come together for this.
All right
Okay, I'm seeing the pages flying in right now
Everybody is praying guys listen if he's on his downfall right now
It's what we need. This is the moment that we've all been waiting for I need
Everybody to hit a page whether you've been watching for years or days or hours or minutes
Whether you're a first-time watcher a new follower or a veteran every single person right now
Harness your energy so that when Jinx he opens mood a stream
He is 0 and 10 losing his mind. We need this in our lives right now
Every single one of us needs this in our lives right now
It's the moment that we've all been waiting for
Come on guys
Come on. We need this energy right now
And now what we need is for Jinxie to get his fucking ass on the chair so we can actually see what's happening
Take it
This I'm literally gonna put this on my fridge. I'm not kidding. Jinxie. Jinxie. It's time for us to collect our real reward
Are you ready?
Wait one second. I need to get a picture for my refrigerator. Okay
Okay, I took a bunch of different, let me take a bunch of angles.
Okay, now.
Okay, Jynxie, I want you to read your chat.
Do you know why everybody is spamming Praj?
No.
Because I said everybody spam Praj right now so that we can send out mental energy
so that Muda is losing his game to make this day even better.
So now open his stream Jynxie.
Only you can show us what's happening.
Let's see the power of chat.
The power of chat.
the power of chat.
No, wait, maybe he ends it though.
Maybe he ends it though.
I don't want you to fall for it.
I have a great idea too, man.
What?
So don't test.
I have a mini pizza from the kids menu
and a bunch of buffalo chicken bonus wings.
Could we get an inside the mind of don't test game
on your challenge and push?
Why don't I eat?
Wait, do you want me to do a game of Master Yi for you as well?
Okay, okay, that's it.
I'm gonna share a screen.
Alright.
Yes, please.
Okay, so Jynxie, you see my screen, right?
Okay, look.
Bro, chat, I'm never playing Warwick again unless Yi gets banned.
Okay.
But I feel like Yi will get banned a lot, so I have to still get it Warwick chat.
So look, Jynxie.
You know what I mean?
these were my recent mastery games 11 and 3 whoa whoa yeah we had a little bit
of losses wait you like only play yee or no you have it filtered yet filtered yeah
yeah no this over the last like five days I've been playing it a lot so I can get
better at coaching you with it so don't ask what um um why do you ban the
What's it called?
Kindred.
Why do you ban Kindred?
I just think of full inside the mind of Dantez this game.
Okay.
So I ban Kindred because Kindred is a champion for brain dead people that want to think that
they're smart.
So what they do is they lock in Kindred and then they just invade you all game because
they think it makes them like cool, right?
It's pretty much people that got bullied their entire high school existences.
So now they spend their time bullying others while locking in a champion that's absurdly
broken early game for invades.
Does that make sense?
Okay.
got it. Okay, so now what we're gonna do is since I'm last pick, I'm gonna trade with
my top laner. Why? Why do you want to trade? Because the thing is, Jinxie, that if I want
to play Master Yi, Master Yi is heavily countered by CC, right? So, oh wait, what? Wait, are
you saying this? What does this mean? What the fuck? Did you get banned? No, the
What the fuck is this?
YO WHAAAAAT?!
Wait.
What the fuck was that?
At least you didn't get banned.
Yeah.
Ooh, wait, Jinxie.
Should I spend $150 on the Master Yi skin?
Yes! Whatever question is that!
What skin is it?
It's this one.
I need to buy that wait, okay wait. Yeah, wait. Do you want me to gamble for it so that we can see?
Yes. Yes gamble. I'll give you a second
Wait, bro, why the fuck is bro the clients not fucking. Oh, there it is. Okay, Robert
Don says you know the riot plan only half works, bro. You already know that
remember
In like don't that's here's what I want you to do. Yep
In life, you can't allow something out of your controls to affect you, bro.
The right client is a piece of shit, don't test, don't let that affect you.
If your brain dad top laner goes 0-9, bro, don't let that affect you.
See, bro, now that I'm a Master of Yeet player, I've learned from Master of Yeet.
And what is one of his quotes?
Uh...
The violence can change who I am.
He doesn't change, bro.
Master of Yeet never changes, man.
He's a good guy.
And that's the thing, bro.
You could all learn something from Matthew Yee.
Wait, Jinxie, do you want to know what my favorite mastery quote is?
My blade is yours.
No, that's not mine.
My favorite quote.
My team has cancer.
I hope they kill themselves.
I haven't heard him say that one.
They need to play at least like 10 games.
OK, are you ready?
Yeah.
Wait, we're doing it.
Wash.
Okay, so this is how you gamble in league?
Yep.
So now let's see if we got the skin.
Uh, okay, so we got a fucking, a load of fucking horseshit.
Nice.
Cool.
So we got a whole load of fucking horseshit.
Let's do it again.
Okay.
Wait for it.
The chat is saying, mooda interd.
Mooda interd.
Wait.
Is he?
Hold on, wait.
I'll look.
Did you get the Yi skin?
No, you don't.
Wait, let's see.
Mooda interd.
Bro, they said Mooda.
FUCK
Ben, every child that said he entered
They just adjudged us, these motherfuckers
Okay, I need to get it now, or also I need to put in another fucking like $30 of RP, there's no fucking way dude
Well, instead of doing this, maybe you should just buy it
No, you can't, this is the only way to get it bro, I'm not even bullshitting
FUCK
Wow, so
What do you mean it was $150 though, I'm confused, Muda
Wait, what did you just call me?
Oh, Jynxie, what the fuck did you just call me?
No, I meant to say Dantez, but we were talking about Muda inting, so I mixed it up.
You're not Muda.
Bro.
Jynxie.
Okay, are you ready?
Okay, look.
So now we get it.
All right, so now let's see.
Now you got Yeet?
Or no, you still gotta pack him.
So now we got a guaranteed no matter what
Nice there we go. All right
So then we also have like 280 of this shit
Okay, what shit is it? Oh
Yeah, these are just like though. They're all just like well it's not like you're gonna play any of these champions
Okay, true actually true
No, I'm going to like I'm actually going to
Okay guys, let's see if mood is gonna lose this fucking game
Bro the main issue for you. I think is just like
CSing for your ring fuck he fucking won bro. There's literally nothing worse than one mood of wins
I'm not even kidding like I genuinely think that it's like if there was like a tierless of horrible things happening on the planet right now
Mudo winning his game is probably in like the top five
Not even but now this this actually ruins my day. This genuinely ruins my day
He's they're getting win-treated by a guy named BBC
12
quadruple 3 bro
That's first timing as real junglin his game
he's like actually win trick this is disgusting fuck this shit all right
let's do them now we got a win now we lowkey got a win
okay so if I'm gonna play yee is there a champion besides kinshah that I'd
one of Ben. I'm gonna be honest, I feel like I could kind of play into anything. The only
risk would be like Rammus, but the fuck's gonna lock in Rammus in this heal. Cause like I'm
pretty sure that Yi doesn't have any counters, does he? He's on like super bad ones, D2
plus counters. Yeah, so like literally nobody plays like any of these jams, apart
from like Rek'Sai. Hold on, and Kindred actually does good for him too. I don't
I don't know how Hakram has a good run rate.
That's right.
Okay, so now we trade pick with our top laner, Gader.
Come on, give me last pick, nice.
Did you see how when Jhinxie was getting that pentane,
was looking at his minimap to see where people were
fighting, yeah I'm telling you,
like he's actually getting better.
Okay guys, I have really good news for us right now.
So the good new, no, what the fuck is this?
Yo, yo bro, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, he was hovering up their junglers
so that it looks like it's a massive jungle.
Oh my God, this is a golden E game.
No, this is actually such a good E game.
All right, so, Dontes, lock the fuck in.
We need an inside the mind of Dontes, bro.
Tea up, you can't lose, okay?
Jinxy, can I tell you something right now?
Bro, yes.
What is that, man?
So Master Yi actually has another build that he can run.
That's even stronger late game, but it's weaker early game.
I like that.
I like that, because I like to play passive early game.
Can I do that?
What is the build?
So the build is, you know how lethal tempo is a rune,
where you get scaling attack speed every time you auto
attack?
Well, no.
I don't know that, but not really.
So there's this room called Hail Blades.
It gives you three very fast auto attacks, right?
So what you do is you go Hail Blades,
and you build Kraken Slayer, then you go Folk Rift.
You go Infinity Edge with Lord Dominic's regards,
and you literally one-shot everybody at three items.
It is Rift-hearted.
Really?
So you just hide, you just hide in camp
and avoid fights until you get two items?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And dude, look at the skin.
How fucking sick does it look?
Bro, Dantez, maybe I should buy that skin too, if I'm going to play Yi all the time.
I mean listen, it's better to spend your money on this than CS cases, am I right?
Yes, because at least I actually get it, it's in the right way, stuff's going to burn.
Yeah, okay.
Alright, let's do it bro.
Alright chat, inside the mind of Dantez, Locky and Mark, whoever should be playing
Commander Yi.
Okay, so this game, we're going to look at our team, okay?
So I'm going to know that Caitlyn and Lux, they pushed early game, right?
I also know that top lane is going to be fighting a lot, but the reason why I'm going to want to clear towards my ball lane, look at this running animation, mother.
Oh my god, that skin is beautiful bro, what?
Whoa, what was that?
That's how you run.
Are you actually serious?
Yeah, when you have your home guards.
What is home guard?
It's when you, like in base, when you leave base you're faster.
Okay, so now look so now what we're going to do is we're going to clear towards bot lane because I know that my
Ballin's going to push early right so if my ballin pushes then I know that if I fight on the scuttle crab that they're going to be able to
Help me right, but if I go top lane then it's kind of like a 50-50
So I want to take what we know is guaranteed so when we're clearing what we do. Oh, no
So now we're going to do is we're going to auto attack then Q and then we're just going to auto attack
So, like this.
So, you always attack then Q, attack then Q.
Yep.
Always, no matter what or sometimes.
Yeah, yeah, always, always.
So, now what we do is we're just going to auto attack this until it becomes low, right?
Like look, like this.
Okay.
Until it's at like 200 health.
Then we're going to smite this, we're going to walk back so it doesn't reset.
And then we do that.
That is so smart.
You collated them.
What?
Exactly.
Together and then use Q the Q chain. Yep. So now we're just gonna finish this with our Q
Oh, don't says that's so smart man
Yeah, it's like because you're gonna see even doing all these tricks
It's still hard for you to get to the crab on timer. So that's why like you need to use literally every weapon in your arsenal
So now I'm fighting. I'm just like cutting it back like this, right?
Bro, I love bastard. You know, like
Way more fun than Warwick. I felt so powerful there. Yeah, so I've never felt that pair of warwick
No, it's actually a second, I'm telling you.
So now remember QQQQ.
The thing is, Don says Warwick is better in the first 5 to 10 minutes than he for sure.
Because Warwick is just an early game brawler and he wins those once.
But the thing is, I like playing passive in early game anyways and just farming and then going ham late game.
You know what I mean, bro?
Yeah, so then what we'll do is we'll just play on scaler, so you can actually sit on 1v9 hard as fuck.
Yeah.
Because I'm gonna play Yi and then if he gets banned I'll play Warwick.
Yep. So now Jinx C, what we're gonna do, okay?
Look I want to show you something because you never do this in your games, okay?
So when we clear this red I wanted to see what I do with the Krugs here
I'm gonna start instantly pressing D on the big crowd so that it runs out right away and
Because of that now it takes me less time to get to where the crab would be do you understand?
But you don't do that in your games you always walk like too close
But sometimes you want to lead with abilities that you can actually get there faster
Wait, so if you smite early they walk out. I didn't know that. Yep
Okay, so now we go for this.
How am I supposed to do that?
Bro, I feel like your teammates didn't really help me.
No, low-cap counts are for that. Low-cap counts are for that. That's like, actually, not bad.
Like, if I were to focus this rock, I would have won.
So now I'm going to buy the recurve bow, and then afterwards we're just going to walk you out of base.
So, why am I leaving base?
First thing I do...
Oh, contest.
Yeah.
I think you should have scaled, right?
Listen, Jynxie, Jynxie, sometimes you're going to go for bad plays. It happens, right?
The trick is you just don't tilt and you keep your mind under control.
So now look what I'm doing here.
I'm dragging this mid lane like this, so my mid laner gets a freeze, and then I'm going to take the top crab.
Oh, that was wholesome, Dontess. Wait, I've never seen you do that.
Yeah, normally I don't. Normally I don't. I'm feeling generous today, though.
Wow, no longer evil, Dontess.
so now we're gonna do is we're gonna walk up and me ask for words and I would
just back off and then we're gonna folk there so see how it's like when we
don't have plays really just always good just don't fight until the end bro
don't yeah unironically yeah like you like you're right like if I literally
just don't fight we're good I'm gonna let somebody's like lowest fuck then
you can yeah but the thing is he is so squishy so he has to scale yep so
he is he takes that early discipline chat you know what I'm saying yeah it's like
you really like you can't get baited because like if you fall behind it's
fucked but if you get ahead I'm not gonna lie that that fight to me it looks
tempting but also yeah you have to turn it down yep so now we do is we're just
gonna keep kill it like a clearing so QEW QQQQQQQEEE right that's done so now
I auto this one time so they get striked out and then I do this bro you're
you're so smart that you're clearing. What?
What?
It just smells of memory, unironically.
What?
So now we just finished that, and then now we can look on the Krugs.
Okay, got it, yes sir.
Wow bro, alright, you did a lot.
So now, Jinxie, this is important, right?
So earlier we knew that Lee Sin came bot.
So it means that if I come bot here, there's a good chance that Lee Sin is going to be around here on this timer.
So if I go for bot gank, then Lee can be the one that counter ganks me.
But if I wait, then I could be the one counter ganking Lee.
You can, yeah.
It's not like we're going to Lee right here, all right?
Now we're going to walk up.
We're not going to fight.
I'm going to ping this guy off in case.
And then now we ping for this.
What's your plan?
So my plan is that my team doesn't have cancer,
and they actually help me on this fight.
And if they do have cancer, then they can go die.
coming along with it, mid laner's coming, okay
it's not gonna fight us
nice, don't ask, nice don't, well fucking play
there you go, there you go
good shit don't ask
well, even this animation is clean
if I have to buy this
oh my god
guys if I'm gonna play yee I need to get the best again
yep
unironically like you gotta you gotta rep it bro you need to
so now what we're gonna do is out of base we know that the crab is up right
so we're gonna walk towards the crab and I'm gonna ping my mid laner hey
come help me on this
because if I get this crab on level six
and if I'm level six you're gonna fall and then you can start fucking shit
well not even yet but yeah you know
so it looks like Lee Slain was trying to smite but he missed
Because the thing is I smited it a little bit before he would have been able to, and then I finished it off with my Q.
So it's like I tried chaining different instances of damage together, so that he wasn't able to actually get it.
Yes, you're always doing a source of damage, that makes sense.
So Jinx, I'm gonna wanna show you something, are you ready?
Yeah.
So look at this.
I smite the Gromp here, right?
And then I Q to finish them both off, and then now we do this.
Wow.
Bro, wow.
You're good with that. Oh shit watch out. I just acknowledge it. I just acknowledge it. Okay
We're okay, so now I'm not gonna use my w while I'm clearing because if he walks into me
I'm gonna need a w to like get out
Okay, this is bad though cuz the entire enemy team is here
So we just need like cut our losses and say this what it is
So now look Lee Sin is low right so this is what we're gonna do
Lee slim
I'm gonna be honest, I've never heard that before
What?
So now, the Lee is looking for more fights
Oh no
Yeah, she's fine
It's okay though, it gives me scale
It's not what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna play for the Crags
and after we're gonna look for the invade here
Yup, you got this downtown
should be free
Okay, you're only down three kills you have one dragon though because of you good shit by the way
Yep, but now look so we see that if he's walking in so already look how I'm droning right now. I'm lucky. I'm lucky. I'm lucky
Challengers waste wetter brother waste wetter way more formulated. Whoa, so now what we're gonna do is I'm gonna ping my mid laner
Hey come here now because the thing is that we see leaves over here. So if we go for this, he's gonna be late
So it means that we can just get an invade on his bot side here and get camps for free.
Smart because he's out of position and you're taking advantage of it.
Exactly.
Nice, Nantes.
So it's always important to keep an eye on the jungler when you can.
Yes, always.
And now we're going to drag this out here.
The reason why is because if Flea walks in through here, he won't be able to just smite still the blue.
So it forces him to be in a position where he would die if he wants to get it.
Wow.
So now what we do is I saw Ezreal blink on my mini-map so I know he wasted his E so I'm gonna look for a gank here
This looks yeah, this looks like a gank this looks like a good gank. They're both low and tiny
Nice
And then I'll just take the wave
Why am I taking the wave?
Jinx why am I taking the wave?
Because you've got the kills you deserve it exactly
You're making their lane easier to play for them, so it's only right that you get 50 or 60 gold off of them.
Yep, exactly. So now what we do is we're going to recall, and now we're starting to scale, right?
So I can get my Kraken Slayer, and then I'm also going to buy my boots.
Yeah, and bro, you're CS-mogging the whole lobby, don't fess.
Literally. I'm giving this like a Master Groundmaster Challenger game.
Yeah, bro, you're good at this.
What size rank you've ever hit? Have you ever hit, like, top 50 or top 20 Challenger?
Uh, well I hit, like, years ago, it was like a thousand, I think, 200 European Europe,
and then like 1300 in NA, so yeah, it was like rank 30 NA let's say, and maybe like
rank 100 Europe, and then rank 30 Korea.
Wow.
Okay, so look.
So now we're just gonna farm, right?
So now Jinxie, why am I full clearing towards bot here?
Because that's, uh, that's when the dragon's up.
Yep.
It's 20, so what we're going to do is play for the Raptors, and afterwards we're going to look on the Crugs.
Bro, you know what's funny? When we first started playing, I was so confused by the map, but now I know where everything is.
Yeah, exactly. You literally didn't even know where the jungle camps were, and you would be confused with that.
Yeah, I would run to the wrong corners, and I wouldn't even know where I'm going.
But now you actually understand, so it's good. It's not like...
What was that purple ball? That was weird.
Uh, I don't know, I'd have to look back at the game.
So now we're gonna clear this ward while we walk in.
And then we're gonna walk here.
So now what I'm gonna do, is I'm gonna ping for help on this, but I'm not gonna start it yet.
Yeah, you're gonna do the limbo. Nice! Gonna kill him. Wait, wait!
NICE STONES!
Wait, what?
sometimes Jinx you got to look for it bro sometimes you got to fuck it but it's
okay you did good nice so I used my two though so I could dodge this tornado nice
oh my god nice you got three all right we did your job let's go baby wait
are they gonna get dragon now even if they got drag who cares like the thing
about this build is that the second you get three items you just win every
single game no matter what so like that's not says while your AFK
Maybe jerk it for like 10 seconds a little bit
No, we got this shit, so now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna give the dragon
So now jinxie because I'm giving the dragon. I'm gonna want to trade something, right?
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna actually like invade his top side here
Yeah, because you know the jungler is out of position, that's more like, whenever the jungler takes dragon chat and I don't have to cancel up, I'm just gonna invade the opposite lane every turn.
It's so simple, but if you don't think about it at first.
So now I can't look for the invade because this entire team is jerking him off.
So we're gonna, instead of this, we're gonna look on the, oh.
Yeah, it's hard for me to look for anything.
Oh no my shield lag, no, hold up, oh it's back.
Okay so now look Jhinx, are you watching?
Yes. What are you doing? Oh my god, nice kill!
Nice. Nice, don't test, nice.
Don't test, good shit bro.
Yep, that was really good.
You're actually carrying him.
Wait, watch out, watch out!
It's okay, they're good.
Nice! Good chance out there.
So now we're just gonna back off, we're gonna wait out his like tornado like that.
I don't know if we're gonna look at all this.
I don't know if he has a tornado, I didn't know that.
Yep. Now what I'm gonna do?
Wow
Holy shit on 10. So Jinxie, the reason why I went in there is because mastery Q
stops you from taking damage from the turrets, right?
So even if I tank two turret shots, if I use my Q, I know that the ambush is gonna tank afterwards, right?
So we can just get it for free.
Bro, I didn't know, like, there's, bro, you know the biggest thing I need to understand
on tests?
What?
I need to understand what every character does, because then if I do that, I know what
to do.
Exactly, yes, yes.
I know I just run in blind most of the time.
And that's why I imagine once you actually know all this shit, how easy the game is
going to be for you.
Bro, and not even every champ, just once I know the common champs, I'm going
to fly past Chuddley.
I'm just I'm more gifted at gaming that muddow again, so I'm just gonna pass it
Bro, you know, I'm gonna pass it any games Jinksy Jinksy. You're gonna become an ever-expanding black hole
Well, no, that's what he said
So now we're gonna do is my killings really pushed up so I'm assuming they're probably gonna look for a kill on her
Because I don't seem to fear on the map. Okay, so in a few shows man
So now, the next time that our playing floor is going to be this Herald, so I'm going to
ping my team on this, and then I'm going to recall and buy my item.
Okay, got it.
Bro, you're 6-2 low.
Good shit, Dantath.
Yeah, no, it's so I can get right now, it's so I can get.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to walk in.
So now I need to wait for my team to engage.
I can't solo.
wait this looks good yep but we don't go in too hard because remember the
fight is on Harold right yes don't yeah don't lose sight of what's important
the objective nice that least ends under levels now you're just playing
body ball nice nice
what was that?
no!
don't say it!
oh my god you actually go!
oh my god!
do the go!
you!
don't say it!
yes I go!
holy shit!
now get your hair up you earned it!
oh my god!
now get the fucking hair up baby!
bro!
what?
you like that?
you like that yes that was fucking clean that's why I'm telling you master is all
about timing bro it's about having the awareness to see what's going on and
then being able to capitalize it on on it perfectly do you see what I mean that
was perfect leader and now you're fed bro so now you just run at everyone yep
exactly so now we just want to go fad with ye it's over because then you just
go invisible they die invisible they die invisible they die but it was time to
do anything yeah so that's why now Jinxer I'm gonna want to do is I'm
I don't want you to see how much damage this fucking build does okay because when you see it you're gonna literally be like
Let me jump right the fuck now
Okay, especially when you're fed to your fad and you have a scaling build like I
Wish I could just like be you right now. I have a direction. Yep. No like imagine you were just spawned in my game right now
Yes, well, I probably still get worked, but you give it back. So now we're gonna smite this they kill the minis
only one that's upgraded though
now we need to go for this
bot looks dude, oh my god
you might be able to kill everyone
oh my
don't test
how did you have that much range
ah because I flashed
fuck me
I agree with that
because I want to like uh
You have to go to the turret I think.
No it's not that it's because the thing is that if I would have recast, if I would have used my Q,
so Lee Sin has two parts to his Q damage, right?
When it initially hits you and then when he flies to you.
And I could have actually Q'd him as he was flying to me to avoid all the damage that his thing would have done.
But, yeah, it's just like a bit unlucky honestly.
Like if I was here, it didn't flash away from me, I would have been in trouble kill guaranteed.
But it's okay, sometimes you end.
Yeah, you're still carrying the match though.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to play on the top crab share.
So I'm going to wait for my like loss whisper.
Good.
So this looks hard.
My chat saying minus 700, what does that even mean?
Because I was worth a thousand gold, so the enemy team killing me gave them a thousand gold.
So now my ambassador is coming in here, so I'm just going to wait for her to come
come in and engage. Then I'm gonna follow up off that.
So now I'm gonna walk off to the side.
I'm gonna blast cone in.
I don't even know what a blast cone is.
So now I'm gonna use my Rift Hell to force him to try fighting me because if they fight me
show them we just from the game so now I'm just gonna dodge all of the ability
it's good dodges bro thank you and then I would just go in that was so cool yeah
the tour destroyer so now we're just gonna back off right and what I'm gonna
do place mark yeah yep so we're just gonna take this
me to never smite the raptors man well the reason why I smite there is because I
want to get out as soon as possible so I don't die to the leeson god you're smart
okay it's to get that way yep okay so now what we do is we're gonna get our
lord doms or guards right and at this point my power spike is fucking
retarded like I am literally insane okay yeah so like a one-on-one fight you
can't even lose to anyone on the other team no no no 100% odd and I
could even probably like one of you five pen to kill as long as I have one
person that just goes in and tanks will be the damage for me.
Yeah, and like maybe like roots people and stuff.
Yep.
That's optional though.
I just see people to die for me.
As long as they die for me, we're just hard won.
Do sometimes players have a hard time doing that, understanding they're carry and then
dying for them?
Yeah, of course.
Like 90% of league players have cancer, right?
So like the problem is that most of the time they're just going to play like shit
and you're going to get tilted.
Because you expect the bare minimum, but then you realize that even the bare minimum
is too much for them to give you
while you're going off
nice
i thought that
good shit bro
so now we do as we look on the barn
yep but now we look on the barn
but before i started
we are carrying don't ask
but look look jing see i'm waiting in the sportslet
but when they walk up here i can kill them
Also, I know you're locked but mood is a losing by the way good that makes my David better right now nice, bro. That's why I told you
This could be bad
Yeah, but now we're gonna 50 50 this
You got it, how did you get it perfect timing that's why
Because the thing is that my Q does a lot of damage so I use my Q and my smite at the same time above 1400 damage
So I would have more of a secured smite than him
Bro you actually okay that actually was perfect top that
So now we do is we're gonna look over here
Bro you're 12 and three only shit
Yeah, but I'm trying not to get too uh too cocky right now because if I do then we're probably gonna lose
Yeah, because then you overheat and then if you die it's all done because your team is worthless
Don't forget your team is worthless sack of shit
You could easily lose this if you if you give away your body here. It's not we're gonna loser just wait in this bush. I
Didn't my gallery to walk in first. I don't know. I'd be saying it's so stupid
Listen, what are you doing? Look at my damage? Look at my damage?
Are you looking?
Oh
So that's what I was telling you, like this crit build, it literally two shots everybody.
You go in and they just die instantly, like they evaporate.
Please show me this, yeah.
Okay.
I'll do it every time.
Yep.
Well, it's only good versus squishies.
Because the thing is that versus tanks, you still want to have like a lot of un-hit damage.
But versus squishies, you can do this.
So now I'm gonna like hover towards mid in case they go in.
So now we're gonna look for an assassination angle.
I'm hovering off to the side like this.
I'm going to wait.
We're waiting.
Yep.
So now they need back off.
Bro, look at you.
You're like an assassin.
So that's fine.
So now we're just playing on the dragon.
Yep, so now we're just playing on the dragon.
Okay, so now next I'm not worried about test where do you normally work so okay the thing
about wording jinx is as a jungler normally after your first clear you don't buy words
anymore you buy this thing called the oracle ends and what it does is it makes it so that
if the enemy has words and you activate it you can actually get rid of all the words
yeah but that's why it's like for you right now worry about warding once you
have the basic mechanics down and you're like good with your mechanics then we
can start looking it's like vision control and all those other kind of
things okay so now what I'm gonna do is I'm just gonna try to farm another
hundred gold I think you're playing perfect too right check this out
agency surprise motherfucker how did you jump on him like that wait wait wait
holy bro you're the fucking go no way don't read don't read about this
17 and 4, oh my god.
So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna buy the cloak of agility, right?
So we have 90% crit chance and then we're gonna get elixir of wrath so I heal for 15%
of the physical damage I do.
Bro, you're pretty nasty man, fuck!
Dude, I- I- I- and then you said there Jinxian call with me, and you fucking tell me I'm a HECKER-ROMOTP!
You're not HECKER-ROMOTP.
Huh?
We're gonna say that again.
You're not HECKER-ROMOTP.
Alright.
You can play any jungler out of challenger level.
Okay. See, that's the kind of confidence I want, respect.
Yes, bro.
And bro, one day, bro, I might be up there with you in-
It's not even a mites, bro. Give it seven months.
Seven months and the students is gonna be versus the coach imagine
Do you matter we gotta do a great game against each other in jungle though, and we're both one win away from challenger
I'm not gonna laugh that ever happen. I'd put it. I'd pull mood and I would just run straight to you
Okay, so now what JNC watch
Bro, you just can't die. This is when League is so fun.
No, no, no. The thing is I can die with this, with the items I have.
You have no durability.
Yeah, exactly. So now we're just waiting off to the side. Let's look what I'm doing here.
Wait, when you do that, I can't see you. When you sit there.
No, no, no, because...wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're actually to go, you're actually to go, another triple.
So Jinx the reason why they couldn't see me there is because I walked around and I pressed
4 right which is my Oracle ends.
So when I pressed it I saw that they didn't have any wards so I knew that if I wait there
they don't have vision on me.
But it's like if I would have, yep.
If somebody doesn't have a ward and you're sitting in a jungle camp, they can't see you
if they're mid.
They can't see you.
Exactly.
No, they can't because you're not in their line of sight.
Oh yeah, you can see Fog of War.
Wow.
Exactly.
Yeah.
So now for the next...
I'm going to go over something where I really had a hard time understanding it at first,
but I think I get it now.
Yeah.
So now I think I'm actually going to get this, Fiend of Hunter bolts.
So this item, when you cast your ultimate, so you press R, you get way more attack
Speed and you also deal like 15% more true damage
So I'm they're gonna one shot everybody enough bro don't think I should buy the master you skin after a match
Do you think it's what needs to be done be honest then yes?
Bro chat my nose it's like filled with this big-ass booger guys. It's a cocaine
No, come on! I don't do that shit!
Okay, good. Okay, look. So now we're gonna wait in this bush, and now watch. Are you looking?
So Jinxy, shh, shh, shh, shh, check this one. Wait, wait, wait.
Wow.
Blown the fuck up, bitch. And now we just do this.
Wow. Do you normally carry?
Uh, typically, yeah. As long as I'm not playing Hecarim, because Hecarim is a bit of interesting right now.
I haven't got this mic.
I just want to play Yi instead of Hecarim.
Well, that's what I've been doing recently, but the thing is that Yi is good into comps that have like low amounts of CC.
So it's like when they can stun you, you go fucking crazy, right?
So that's why like I lock in Yi into like any games where I look at it and I'm like, yo, they can't CC me for shit.
I just like run over them.
What is CC? Just the range shit?
CCS crowd control, it's when you can't move anymore.
When they hit with ability and then afterwards you can't move or like...
Yeah.
Yeah, when they stun you, you shit because you supposed to jump on you.
Exactly.
You kind of use this because you're just pushing.
Yep.
Okay.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to look on the grump here and I'm
going to wait in this bush for someone to walk.
So now we just wait.
Right?
So we're sh...
How do we wait?
I don't think they can hear me though.
Oh, shh.
Oh my god.
That guy's hauling ass.
Is that enough fury?
Yeah, it is.
It's that one champ that Mude got smurfed on and then he said that it was like a challenge to play.
I don't even think that that was a smurf.
So now we're just going to hit the turret.
Because don't forget, you need to kill the turrets if you ever want to win.
Yep.
No, I know.
sometimes I forget though okay so now we're just waiting so now it's the
patience game yeah you know what you don't be idiot exactly also with yee
he's not really supposed to be first in the game right no but you're so fat
maybe
oh shit, oh shit, wait, it's fucking the path, oh shit
I pulled the JNC
hey what the fuck no no yeah no cuz I shouldn't have wanted to turn it back
but I think this one so okay oh god wait oh no oh no oh no job it's fun it's
fun okay so now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna solve this item here cuz it's
only foul and dive thing that I did what the fuck was my coach yeah but
Jinxy even the coach sometimes fucks up a little bit, right?
So you're also a piece of shit, bro?
Sometimes, yeah.
Are you kidding?
Of course.
Okay, be honest sometimes.
You wanted the pencil, right?
Yeah, I did.
I wanted to go fucking crazy.
I get it.
I understand.
It's like, Jinxy, other people they don't get it, bro, but it's a killer instinct.
You know what I mean?
Bro, this booger won't get out of me.
Okay, wait.
Is your brother home?
No.
Yeah.
Okay, make him suck it out of your nose.
I'm not kidding.
Yo, oh, yeah, oh jinxie jinxie. It's something that I'm not even kidding some moms of newborns do whether they literally
It's called like the mom suck where they sit on they suck like the boogers out the nose so the kid doesn't like choke and die
Yo, hey buddy buddy, you just entered in fountain dive fuck off with the booger nose shit
You're the one time on your booger nose, dude
Cuz I'm gonna stop when I get it out
Okay, so I'm gonna get a tissue chat. Here we go.
Wait, this whole time I have to tissue your hair?
Whatever.
So now I just need my Tim to go in.
Come on, Don't test.
come on don't ask nice come on don't ask nice come on don't ask no don't hit the
nexus don't ask what are you doing stop that's it's a jinx I need to go jinx I
need to go oh fuck that would have been the order you're actually disgusting
what no way you win for that shit bro good game though wow okay you're crazy
and wait wait wait for it forget the damage shots
when you get 29 LP how much do you lose? 31
wait what why? why do you lose more than you win?
what the fuck? Jinxie do you know what the May 23rd incident was?
no the May 23rd incident
was when I went from a 600 LP Grandmaster
to 380 LP Masters and literally one day
Look at this, I went one win nine losses.
Are you screen sharing?
Yeah, are you looking?
One win, your only win was key.
Were you in one and nine three days ago? What the fuck?
Yeah, dude, I was, I'm telling you, Challenger was literally in the bag and then I had one fucked up date.
Wait!
Wait, what's up?
Yeah, what's up?
We need to, hey, watch mode away. Let's look.
Dantez.
Fuck, he's here watching us. Yeah, what's up?
Bro mood on buddy. Yo wait, I need to call him. I need to call him. I need to call him. All right
What do you need to pick up you need to pick up
We jinx he's trying to queue snipe you queue up press fine match. He's trying fucking queue snipe you
Yo mood up
You trying to queue snipe me?
Wait, let's do it want to queue
Yeah, I can just count down. Hey, Muda, you must not know do you bro do me a favor go
to op.gg on your stream and look up Jinxie hashtag MVP now you must not know who the
the fuck you're talking to. Go to op.gg, trust me. Jinx the MVP, Bronze 4, 92LP. Go to my
last match. Go to my last match. That's what I thought. You're talking to the big dog. You're
talking to the fucking big dog. 32 and 3, you bot! What's the most kills you ever
got in your life say voila wait is
Hamza telling you what to say wait let me
listen
He's hearing what he's doing.
I'm just like, sorry, I heard him.
Yo, yo, buddy.
Let's queue into the same game.
Let's do it.
We're both bronze four, right?
Hey, phone cam, phone cam, go on Discord.
And when I tell you to queue, you queue.
All right.
And messages.
All right.
All right, mood up, mood up.
Are you ready?
Tell me when.
Okay, do I just say it or not?
Fuck you, do I just do that?
No, no, text me on iMessage, win to queue.
No, no, you can just do it.
just do it
we actually just do it ready muda come on
three two one two
okay and jinxie we need to not accept unless he says he got a pop
muda listen
muda listen listen listen listen
if you get a request don't accept it unless we both get the same request
alright
wait you get it did you get one
oh you're declined declined
no keep it going keep it going
right now there's no no no reset it you guys can't get the exact same time
wait my yeast in where my yeast in
don't that's how about us you need a buy like a hundred fifty dollars of our
people
how do I so it was as purchase our P but you turn off your screen though take it
off your screen though
you don't really shit and screen share that's the screen share
Okay
How much 35 dollars or more no you need to put the max bro, it's like a hundred dollars
Bro your bronze
Okay, Jin see by the skin. I need to go to our two. I'll be back in like one minute on
Wait, you're bronze to what's your win percentage?
Now we're not gonna get a game bro, you're too high I think
He said, yeah.
Bro, but you realize, Mooda, you're not a higher rank to me
because you're better.
You realize you're a higher rank because you play more, right?
What do you mean, bro?
I'm playing last.
Buddy, your win percentage is lower than mine.
Maybe you didn't even name me, bro.
I want you in a warm-up toss, bro.
I want you in a warm-up toss with your ass changed out.
Bro, but I have to do a Minecraft marathon in three days.
You're going to pass me, you fucker.
on him three days you're gonna pass me you fucker!
You wanna put on pause if you get stintfuls?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're good.
I'm not in jail, I'm fair bro, I'm fair.
I'm obviously gonna get it before you fucking chew me off.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, then don't queue
for those three days if you can.
Okay, okay, down, down, down.
Bro, my fucking, I can't log in.
What?
Wait, hold on, hold up!
I'm better by him. I'm better by Master Yi.
I'm gonna buy 175 dollars skin and I'm gonna fuck you.
Or 150.
150.
Yeah bro, yes bro.
Bro, nobody plays Yone. Yone's shit.
yo bro again do you want a side of fries with your large cope buddy buddy
buddy you can't even use your name what do you say I went 32 and three you are
Ah, you can't say anything I went 32 and 3
You've never done that
Okay, that is kind of good. All right, yo, I'm battered by the seaskin. Don't test. How do I do it? Wait, don't say that
Wait, what's up? What's up?
Don't test. How do I buy yee? How do I buy him? Okay? Wait, so now we're gonna do I'm gonna open your screen show on my screen
So you're gonna click where the third thing on the right the third thing on the right. Let's just lose
So now click at the sanctum and ours click the sanctum no on the top left
Yep, and then now you buy 10 X summon and then you summon give me one second. I need to give my mark my phone
Yeah, back up a ring back up a ring back up a ring. Yeah, look look
Shies
I
Packed up a ring
Check it out
Look at it
Matthew Yee, please, please, please
Matthew Yee, Matthew Yee
Oh
One more
Let's go, let's go
Oh no
Oh, okay, I did it three times
What the fuck are these?
No, Jeff, what the heck are you skilling me with?
Oh, let's go!
Let's go!
Muda, you're dead. All right, ready?
Three, two, one.
Jinxy, I want you to tell Muda that you're going to bash his skull in and make a soup out of his brains.
Muda, did you get it?
All right, bro. Fuck this. I'm just going to play.
Yo, Muda, I'm going to bash your- wait, what is it, Don't ask?
So you're going to bash his skull in and make his brains into a soup.
Muda, I'm gonna bash your skull in and make your brains into soup
Bro Muda, what's your win percentage?
No, no, no, no, what's your all-time represent that's cat
How many wins how many losses
Jensi hang up he's bad luck he got you banned
Bro, Muta, you just fucked me over because you dude you got my my e-band
Okay, jingsy tell him you hope an armed robber blows his brains out of men and the call without saying anything else
Okay, bro, you don't even want to know
We're a for real though. If you want to do it a little bit. I'm down. Okay last time it was p
All right. Oh, yeah, play one play one play one
Last time we played with Hamza, it was peak bro.
Yeah, it was.
Okay.
Okay, do your rooms, don't forget your rooms.
Okay, what is my rooms?
Well, you need to click it and then it's the first one.
Go.
Bro, I bought the $150 yeast gate and it got banned.
Bro, but Jinx, listen, you know what the beauty of it is?
It said now it's amping you up for the next game.
Like now you're understanding why League is so addictive, bro.
Like yes, you're years bad now, but imagine next game when you're fucking carving their heads open with that new build
I showed you I know but bro. I think what it is is
Because I was in call with Muda. Maybe somebody from his stream queue at the same time
Yeah, I mean like I'm telling you did he he's legit like
It's like listen being in call with Muda is like watching the the well video from the ring
Do you know what I mean? Yes, bro
I have to know exactly what you mean. Yes. It's like bad shit is about to happen and there's no way for you to stop it
Yeah, because I'm not in a call with Muda he doesn't get banned I go 32 and 3 yeah, I'm in a call with Muda
I get banned like
Bro, bro. Okay. It's okay though chat. I don't have to dodge because I'm actually solid on Warwick
I'm just better on you know listen to me. This is the craziest thing
It's not even like you're sawed on Warwick, you're better on Yi. It's that you're insanely good on Warwick
But you're also insanely good on Yi. So it's like imagine you're sungjin Wu right now
And it's like we put duct tape over your mouth so you can cast spells
But then you just kill everyone with your fists. Do you know what I mean? Yes, bro. Yes. Yes, literally exactly man
Dude, I'm addicted to this game. I thought this I might play all night, bro. I might play all night
Jinxie, I need to hit fucking Challenger, man!
Dude, I know, but buddy bro, like Don says, here's the thing.
Is it really the end of the world if you don't hit Challenger in the time frame?
Because guess what? Then you just come to Florida and get spanked.
Okay, real talk. What would you do if you're like spanking me and I'm bent over your knee
and then you start feeling something poking in your thigh?
Spank harder probably okay, and then what would you do if then you start to feel a little bit of liquid going down your leg
Yo, bro, you're not gonna nut on me. Hey this iron lobby. Look yeah, not really good. Yeah, it's gonna be free
Bro, I'm just gonna drop 20 kills again. This is so easy, bro
When does it get hard so they get hard so league gets hard when one day you're gonna sit there
you're going to queue up, you're going to lose 3 in a row, and then you're literally just
going to want to end your own life.
Because like I'm telling you, right now, Jinxie, you haven't experienced a real trauma
bleak.
Like, I'm telling you, I'm not telling when I say, one day you're going to wake up
and you're literally going to go on like a 10 game lost streak, and that day is
they're going to test you till the ends of the earth.
And it's about if you're going to queue up, after that day hits, that'll decide
everything.
Do you know what I mean?
Bro, but I think even if I lose 3, all I would really do is I would just walk away from my setup and then come back the next day with a new mindset.
No, no, no. Because you'd go back to your sub the next day and you'd be like damn, yesterday I was Bronze 1, now I'm Bronze 2.
So I need to win the entire day just to get back to Bronze 1 or else it's fucked. And then you're going to chip for the first game, you're going to get inted, and you're literally going to want to throw somebody through a wall.
Yeah, but buddy, I don't I just kind of carry every game that I don't really care if I lose and I carry I don't really care
Okay, I see when I'm the one that entered my first week. Oh my god. There's a wasp in a room chat
I'm gonna kill the wasp chat everybody look everybody look you see that
Chabona kill everybody look you see that everybody look you see that I'm gonna kill them right now PRB
chat type one if you don't think he's gonna be this show when he loses this
game check look this wasp was gonna try to sting me what I was about to smite a
dragon this game and make me lose okay jimsy can I explain something I just
killed the wasp don't as look jimsy I needed less guys you know what it's
like it's like it's like somebody's a millionaire and you ask them what would
you do if you were poor and then they're like well if I was poor I'd just become
a millionaire again you know but it's like if they went down to zero they
would probably end up not having the motivation to do that and they've
literally set in their car with the engine turned on you know what I mean
and what happens next happens.
Alright, perfect timing!
Alright, Jinx, are you ready to carry the fuck out of this one?
Self-test.
Yep.
Asking me if I'm ready to carry is like asking me if I want to have sex, bro.
Yes. I'm never going to turn down some intercourse, man.
Wait, so if I ask you right now, do you want to have sex?
yes okay but would you be the bottom or the top
yeah um I
I'm gonna be honest I probably gotta be the bottom
wrong you're gonna be the jungler now focus on the fucking game
got it yes sir all right I'd never mind
your team is afk remake wait that's good I can play yee I can play yee
That's good! That's good!
Wait, look, your mouse set, my boy Teemo will be back.
So you can actually remake right now and ruin his day.
Do you want to do it?
Yes, yes, yes.
I think your team is voting no.
Well, I'm not even kidding. I think...
But if Teemo comes back, don't we just automatically lose then?
Wait, did your team isn't remaking?
I think I'm gonna lose.
Oh my god.
This is why you guys are ironing your piece of shit.
The enemy dude why is every single one of your games both teams remaking.
is going on because it's iran nobody knows what they're doing
bro you know what my chat just said where is the enemy top that means both
top laners when afk yes okay jing see we have one minute a haywatch mood of
while we're in while we're in champs like yes you're right you're right you're
right you're right you're right no I'm telling if he's actually winning it's
gonna be the worst day ever because I think he's one win away from bronze
too. I'm not even bullshitting. He needs to lose, Jinxie. Like, yeah, he actually needs
to. No! No!
I almost messed up. I almost messed up.
Yeah, that's okay.
Alright, hopefully we move to loses, right? Hopefully we move to loses.
Open up the stream.
He's winning. No.
Yeah, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off.
Bro, this is so bad. This is so bad. I don't know if I'm ever going to pass him.
Well, I'll pass them eventually in time, but, you know, maybe not this week.
Well, if you're to wake up one day, and just...oh my, are they banned it again?
Bro, you got banned again. Jesus.
Hey, my camera keeps getting fucking EMPed.
Why did you keep getting banned?
Wait, is it even...your camera's frozen on that screen now?
Bro, it looks like I'm must busting a nut. Look.
But is that the face you make when you're actually like climaxing no I think I
rolled my eyes maybe actually all right well my camera's broken so I have to do
this and then this and then I have to do this and then that and then this and
then this and then it should work
And it broke again.
What the fuck?
Bro!
God damn it, man!
Please remake, I want Yi.
Bro, please remake!
Okay, Jinx, I need you to do something right now.
Yes, bro, what's up?
I need you to mutter under your breath five times in a row.
I would sacrifice Hibis' life for a Yi game right now.
Bro, I wouldn't do that though, Contest, that's the pro, I wouldn't fucking do that!
Okay, Janksy, imagine that Genie came up to you right now, and he's like, at the cost
of high buys and literally dying as we speak, I will let you change your champion from
Morwick to Mastery this game.
You're telling me you would say no?
No, bro, no!
Oh, see, you wouldn't say no.
No, I'm saying I wouldn't kill high buys.
I'm not going to kill high buys, bro.
Okay, what about two mastery games
And now we're talking okay, what about two mastery games and Muda loses his game
And he goes on a team game lose streak and emotes to iron and rage quits his stream
Do not answer yo listen bro the thing is I have to get good at warwick because it looks like you just an auto
Yeah, but you already are good up warwick
No, I know
Alright bro, I think Luda's gonna win.
Bro, Luda's on a row.
That's the worst fielding ever.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
But all that matters is that I carry Luda and I don't really care because I'm still
mauging him.
Well, no, because if you carry him, bro, then it's like he's still winning.
You know what I mean?
I know.
Ugh.
Like, that's the problem, like imagine you're carrying him and he just gets a free
win.
Why would you ever want that?
God, you're right. Should I even play with him?
Like, I mean, it was cinema last time, but bro, at what cost does cinema come?
Yeah.
Because this fucker's gonna get silver tonight, bro, if I play with him.
Because I literally carry every game I play.
Every game I play, I carry.
Okay, can I say what it's like, Jinxie?
Yeah.
It's like there's a guy that loves making his mom happy, right?
So then at one point, he sits out and he hires like a male prostitute to have sex with his mom.
But then the problem is that he was in the closet and now he needs to watch what's happening
That's what it's like when you do it with the mood. Do you know what I mean?
Yes
But you get it, right? Yes, okay, so now we're gonna go for the tops about folk there. Are you ready?
All right control W now smite
Remember you want to instantly smite the crowd remember what I did in my clear. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
instantly smites because then they walk yeah exactly okay so now you play for
pops about folk there and then you look on the on the wrappers all the way to
the gromp
alright so now what you're gonna do okay you're gonna look for the wrappers and
and then after wrappers you're gonna put on the rest of the balls like there
now jing see
are you ready for a word there what is that
yeah don't bother they'd place it early
now jing see do you want me to put you on some forbidden game
uh... yeah sure
if your girlfriend ever gets a yeast infection
you need to say
call me mister beast
the way i'm about it mister feast
on that mister yeast
he he he
i'm not going to do that
okay my bad
so now what you're going to do is play on the blue into grump
so you're going to look blue grump
and then afterwards we're going to look for the bot kill okay
okay so now look grump, grump, grump, grump, grump
now i want you to drone mid and drone bot
because you want to see where the best play is going to be
so drone mid and bot
okay so it looks like mid is probably better
mid gank? why? I wouldn't gank that
no no I didn't say my eyes so it looks like bot is better
so now you're gonna look on the crab
I want to join mid again, join mid again because they just fought
okay why'd you put a second point in your E?
okay gank bot
so now W
there you go and then look for it
so I want you to E and then hold Q
NICE! that was a good hold
okay got the flash no runway
okay to the commo to the commo
uh... but only if she walks back in
okay now you're good
so i don't want to back off we can't go top crab
okay now get it
i don't think i should have ganked that i felt like that
Well the only reason why it's bad is because she flashed away, so you got her Summoner, which means that now on the next gank you're gonna be able to get the kill. Does that make sense?
Got it.
It's like you shoot a wall in Rainbow Six and you bait out their walls so now they don't have another one anymore.
Got it, okay.
Okay, so now do this. I want to drone top for a second.
Oh that's a free kill. Smite this and kill top.
Okay, uh, fighter, fighter, fighter, back up, back up, enemy catarina rotates, you know
what, go for the, uh, go for the Kroggs, like, if you go for this, I could unbath them, just
wanting you, like, if you want you can go in now, because I'm in my bizarre, if not
you can just go Kroggs, yeah, yeah, just go Kroggs then.
Well, I don't like Warwicka because he's so slow compared to Yi.
Yi's so fast, man.
Wait, what?
Yi is so fast.
He's so fast.
Bro, Jinxie, Warwicka is literally the fastest character in the game when Yi's running
out of Bloodsand.
Yeah, but I seem like in general Yi's faster.
Oh!
Do you mean because like when Warwicka's hitter is sold like he doesn't move fast
at all?
Yeah, he just, I can't run away with him ever.
so fucking slow yeah I know you mean yeah that's it that's the thing it's like
you really like when he has all the no with nobody's stopping him ever just now
hit the big frog hit the big rug okay are the big rocker so now you're gonna
look for the wolves so you're gonna go wolves and then after so you can play
grump okay okay I'm locked in okay so now you're locked in you're locked cocked
and loaded am I right yes so I'm saying so I want you to take the grump and then
after you do I want you to bust over the dragon
probably already had dragon I know this is good yeah but jinx you think about it
this way is it donkey kind of like a werewolf no not at all no okay it is so
because of that think about Shrek. Did being a donkey stop Shrek from banging that dragon?
No. So now you need to fuck that dragon too. Does that make sense? Go. Go for this. Okay.
You're going to focus the Catarina chair. The Catarina. Catarina. Focus. E. Nice. Recast E.
This is good. Now go for the dragon. Hit the dragon. Hit the dragon. Hit the dragon.
Hit the dragon. Just hit it. Heal off it. This is good. Then you're going to instantly recall.
You're gonna recall and go to your Radder.
Let's fucking go!
Huge plays, huge!
Bro, do you understand that you're literally one and no mo right now?
Do you understand this?
Yo!
You have one hit gold, get back in base!
What the fuck?
Jyncey, what the fuck?
I'm plugged by the side.
sorry sir okay I have a genuine question for you
yeah what's up man does it ever make you not want to play games
because people just think that whenever you play a game you're gonna save it so
that when you like get bored of it and get off they like get mad at you for that
no not really
no okay I just kind of play whatever I'm feeling
yeah because I know the thing about you is every time you play any game
people like oh Jinx is gonna save the game
so when you're like bored of it you're like yeah fuck this shit
It's like people are like, oh, well, how fucking GG then?
Not really mind.
I just kind of play whatever.
Yeah.
I just play whatever I'm into, bro.
Respect.
OK.
Right now I'm into League.
Yep, that's what it's about, bro.
So now this we're going to do.
With League, I mean, it's the most addicted I've
been to a game.
Yeah, you said in literally 11 years.
Yeah, since Siege.
I play League every day for a month.
so
yep
and that's why now listen after every day for your bra i'm telling you you're
looking to see that master promotion
k
so grab her now
yeah leave the grubs you're gonna fuck about them fuck the grubs
she fucking grubs
so we're gonna do is you're gonna play on the bot side okay
and then after you play on the bot side i want to go
and you're gonna see if you go for a bot gank
by ganker
okay jing see real question
yeah what's up
muda son or bonnie blue daughter
muda son
really
yeah
hello ki
so now have a robot
bro, muda's not that bad bro
Are you good about now? You might be able to get a free kill here.
Okay, I wanted to ult on top of the Bloodsund.
I don't know.
Okay, just go for the Brom.
Hold Q. Hold Q. Nice. Hold Q. Hold Q.
Okay, Jinxie. Don't forget, after you are, you can hold Q.
You want to have a patch of Flash, sir.
Okay.
So now after this we're going to do, I want you to buy the Blatherman King and then afterwards
you're going to look for the top gank.
Okay, Bronclean is so good today, oh my god.
No, Jynxie, what if I told you that you lived one win off Bronzer and now?
This is the Bronz3 game actually.
Yes.
Okay, go, go, go, gank, gank, gank, go fuck the Krugs.
Look at that shit!
That's a pretty kill.
Yeah, exactly.
So now, don't smite this because if you smite it, actually you can.
Smite it and then hold Q.
Hold Q?
NICE!
Now run away, run away!
NO!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
I tried to minion.
I thought that was a minion.
What did I hit?
That wasn't a minion.
Bro, you auto-deterrent!
No, no, there's something on the floor I hit.
No, no, like you want-
I thought it was a minion.
Okay, it's fine.
It's fine, that's matter.
I was trying to hit this little thing on the floor and I hit the turret. What was that? What was on the floor?
So, the thing is that when Alawi plays against Teemo, she has a weird small person fetish.
So as a result she spawns these tentacles that go up his ass and literally just ruin his insides.
Okay, so now I want to look for the Krugs. Go Krugs, top the bot folk here.
Jinxy if you could become dr. Octopus at will would you do it?
Bro who the fuck is that bro? I don't know who that is
Every never wash SpongeBob
Yeah, but I don't know that name
It's your SpongeBob villain
Okay, so now what I wanted to do is I want you to look on the raptors like romp and then I first look on the on the grab
Bro, I just, I feel like I carry every match.
Dude, you literally do.
I'm telling you, the only thing holding you back is time.
You're literally like an omnipotent god of League of Legends.
You understand this?
For real.
Like, I'm not even kidding.
Like, Jinxie, in the future, they're going to write scriptures after you.
You're going to be like what Jesus was to Christianity for League of Legends.
Yo, hey, hey!
Yo, hey!
It's a comparison!
Okay, so now look for the fucking like blasts for me bro, how it's an analogy. Yeah, it's bad
why
Bro y'all
Okay, okay back. Okay, so now
Fighter fighter go in go in fuck her bro. Fuck in the ass now
Go in! Go in! Go in!
I don't have a fuck! Go in! Go in!
Your team is here!
Fight! Just fucking fight this shit.
Okay, fight the dragon, I'll go.
W team.
Okay, so now you get this dragon for free
and then afterwards you're going to look for a fight after.
Okay.
Jinxie, Jinxie.
Yeah, why did the wee character have to go to church jail?
Why?
Because he bl- he did- he did a- wait, he- he blasted inside of fit me.
Wait, say the joke again? I didn't get it.
Why did the Wii character go to church jail?
Why?
Because he blasted inside a fit-me.
What the fuck is a fit-me?
Dude, dude, do you know what a me is from a Wii?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, there.
Yeah, okay, so now what you're gonna do is after this,
I want you to recall, and then you're gonna buy your blader and king, okay?
Okay, so now buy the board good no it is and then after this you're gonna buy the merchants
Teemo's getting gait little hole. No, dude. He's the one gaping them
Bro, Teemo looks weak because he's so small, but he's actually strong.
Yes, dude. Teemo's literally like, you know what, how there's always the argument of grower versus shower?
Teemo's like a grower, you know, it's like, you think it's like all cute and tiny, but then it gets all riled up,
and then you're like, holy fuck, what is that behemoth? You know what I mean?
Yeah, you're actually kind of right.
And so like, Mandingo pulls up to the function.
Yeah, Timo looks little so he looks like he's easy to fight and then he just like throws 20 things at you.
Dude, do you think midgets have huge or small cocks?
Yo bro, I'm not getting into this bro, I don't know or care!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I don't know bro.
Okay, so like this we're gonna do now to play on the Herald and then after the Herald we're gonna recall again.
Okay.
This guy touched my crab, I'm inting the game.
Yeah, just get the cap first, and then afterwards you can look for this.
Yo-ho, yo-ho, yo-ho!
He-he-he sold it.
Okay, so now just start hitting this.
Do they know that we know?
Uh, yeah, they do know, so you just got back off now.
I mean, not-not back off, just like finish it, just finish it.
As long as you hit the eye, you're gonna be good.
Okay, so after this, pick up the eye.
Now go top, go top.
I'll actually no fight this, this is good.
Jinx, go top, go for the Alawi.
You see your minimap?
If you go for the Alawi, you get a free kill on the Alawi.
Okay, and this is fine.
Fall the butt, son, fall the butt, son,
fall the butt, son, fall the butt, son,
fall the butt, son.
Yep, fall the butt, son.
Chase it, chase it, chase it, chase it.
Go for it, go for it.
This is yours, this is all you.
There you go, you're fucking predator, Jinx.
Yeah
Predator oh my god
Like
Jinksy you're a league of like sponsors Jinksy a league of legends predator
Yeah, you say that now not in the moment, bro
Okay, my bad, you said I'm a predator twice and then you said you'd like that shit
Dude listen everyone that knows what I mean that was what I meant
That was bad
Now what you're gonna do play for the rapids and then after that clear your boss on the look on the dragon
Uh, no, no, you're good. This is good kids. He's all
The category the category the category the category nice. Oh, are you jingling?
No, yeah, bro. Are you jinx or are you the best work in the fucking world?
Which one we're like, bro both both
That's the answer. I was fucking looking for is a trick question
The jibler takes what the jibler runs like every time I play I do good now, bro
Yes, that's what I'm telling you the only thing holding you back is time. You're literally like Goku in a hyperbolic Super Saiyan chamber
Well, I said my referral so they're gonna be distracted and then I can get my track
Yes, okay, but here in the future you send it to a side lane because it most of the time people group med
But they don't group in like bottom or top lane. So if you send in the southern and said yep smart good coaching. Thank you
Well, I got you
Okay, so now this we're gonna do okay, I want you to play on the yep you can go for the
ults on her okay hold Q hold Q nice now I want you to go from your go from the top
Let's hopcrab.
Bro, I'm so fad.
Dude, it's literally every game now.
I wanted to all chat right now.
See?
This isn't even hard for me.
You are all pathetic.
Did you do that in there?
No.
Dude, you've just been confident.
an alpha male. Okay, Jinxie, do you want to, uh, do you want to actually know the truth
about society?
Kill the other guy? Should I kill the other guy or not?
Uh, no, no, no, you can't kill her. Jinxie, do you want to know the truth about society?
What?
Do you want to know the difference between confidence and arrogance, sis?
Nothing.
Exactly. It's how you're perceived. So right now you're five and once, you can type
whatever the fuck you want, because you're confident. But if you're 015 typing
this, you'd be arrogant. Does that make sense?
skits a friend if I was 0 and 5
typing that exactly
I can't even have a bad game anymore
I should everything so easy
dude you're literally like Thanos
with all the one rings
does that make sense yes
watch this one go watch this
let's go Thanos snap her
back to the ether
oh my god it's so easy
like dude when the jiddy smells the blood nobody's stopping him he's taking it
wait watch out timo i can help you timo go solo baron go solo baron right now
bro i'm so good at league now i love you bro for real like i'm actually so good at this game now
Listen, Jinxie, Jinxie, I'm gonna love you a lot more once you get fucking bronze
through after this game. Think about it.
Yes, brother, this is my bronze game.
Yep. Okay, I'll do this here.
What if I told you there's gonna come a time one day where you're outranking your brother?
Bro, I don't know about that.
You will one day. One day, Jinxie.
I believe you.
Okay.
Okay, see if you can look on this here.
I just took his camp. I'm such a chad.
Okay, so now just back off, back off.
Okay, I don't want a tower dive.
No, just reset, just reset.
I don't want to end, I don't want to end, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to flank the early hours, is that okay coach?
Yep, you got it.
Now the only problem is that it's a champion,
that it's only built to 1v4.
So she might actually be able to go crazy.
Cap!
Jinxy is godlike.
Okay, so now recall, recall, recall, recall, recall, recall.
Jinxy is godlovely.
Okay, recall.
Bro, we didn't hit Bronze 2, man.
Okay, Jinxy.
Yeah, talk to me, bro.
We might have to get Hive Eyes to download, tour, and Bells to Deep Web for hired killers.
What does that even mean?
Oh, never mind, end game.
Okay, so what are you going to do now is you're going to look for a mid play.
I don't do that.
Okay, so like play for the mid wave and then afterwards you can probably just like end the game mid.
Bro, I just can't ever lose. I do good every game.
Bro, I just feel like I could float through Silver too, man.
No, you genuinely can't, like, I'm telling you, it's free as fuck.
Okay, back up, back up, you're telling me to resharm?
Okay.
Now, what I want you to do is go on topside here.
Why did you do that play?
It wasn't a play.
I didn't know there was a turret there, I forgot.
Okay, GenC, what do you call it when the high-vies is dishonest?
4v1 when I'm very low.
What can I say?
Tell her.
The only person that's 4v1?
Is your mother against the stacking bills?
No, just no because then you would have said while you sit at home all day and play league and let her suffer
No, I'm not gonna do that
Jinxie you need to sit there and start flaming everybody like you need to go scorched earth on every single person in your game
Okay, listen, we'll check back in after five game lost streak. Okay, I'll sit on her
Okay, so now what I want to do is look on the uh, yeah look for this.
Nice, ult to honor?
No, you need to ult to.
Okay now run away, run away, it's fucked.
Maybe Q, auto-lick-mil?
Where's my dad?
Well we gotta look drag here, we're gonna lose.
Okay, so Jinxie, the problem right now is you're getting too confident, right?
So because you're getting too confident, I intentionally let you, like, go on coach
list for a little bit just to see what you would do.
And what am I noticing?
What have you been doing for the last few minutes?
Bro, no, I just accidentally went into a tower and then that time I led with my R.
I would have let my E hold Q, E then R would have killed her.
I'm close, I got it, don't worry.
You got it?
Okay, so if I let you play for the rest of the game,
can you get to 10 kills?
Yes, let me play for the rest of the game.
All right, go.
Please, just let me go, I got it, don't worry.
I won't let you down, budge,
let me play for the rest of the game.
Okay.
your team has destroyed an inhibitor
okay so jingsy right now you're telling the alawis you suck
you know you could have sudden started
okay fight fight fight you got this
oh my god oh my god oh my god wait jamesy I'm not kidding if you see them you can get
a pent up if you see the you get a pent up if you kill the owie you get a pen to kill
a chair you literally get a pen to kill the owie w w that was almost two pentas in one
day bro I just feel like bronze and iron is way too easy for me dude I'm
telling you I didn't need a coach at the end bro do you see that you didn't like
I was gonna spend my time coaching you in the art of flaming I just carry
Every match, bro. Okay, so Jinxie wait wait wait wait
We're gonna get silver this week chat. Voila, bro. All right
You're actually doing it. We quick press I continue play again and let's see if I'm what is using this game
No, we're supposed to play together remember though. He's three minutes. Oh wait. He's in practice. So I'll fuck is in practice
So
Okay, Jane see you're moving in like that. Jane see I have an evil idea
What if you what if you don't tell him that you're out of game and then you just silently queue up for another
That way he'll waste the time waiting for you so you can catch up
I
Jingsy are you ready?
So Jinxie Jinxie listen me the first thing you say when you got it when they join the cause
Muda you're a bitch and you play for the carry lock and you me
Okay, I got it.
Bro, Muda didn't join, what?
What?
Yo, Al.
Bro, Al Muda, Al Hums, bro.
Oh, Levin went live.
I'm going to harass Levin real quick.
Wait, Jess, I want to watch.
I'm sharing.
Can you see?
Yep.
Tell him to check the toddler section on steam, maybe then he'll find games that are more
speed
Rita
Just keep spamming it, okay just add a d, add a d at the end of every message to avoid getting banned for spamming.
Okay, now go again.
Oh, I got ch-
Read that!
Yo, was good, jitty?
One sec, jitty, one second, I'm harassing Vladimir.
Yo, what up? Hello?
You got time now?
I don't have this one, so I'm on the side.
I'm harassing Ludwig.
Chad, I could just call them.
Wait, just call them right now and then just tell them not.
Oh, good coms, good coms, appreciate the coms.
Stop that, tell them what to say.
Just tell them to check the toddler section on Steam, you might find a game that's more your speed.
Yeah. I got it. Figure it out. Figure it out.
And then Tom no one cares about his Walmart pants.
The call has been forwarded to me.
We're going to call him again.
Yo, Lattowick, what's up, bro?
Dude, congrats on the penta. I saw it.
Yeah, I just got a quadruped five minutes ago. Yo, you know, I'm coming for you, right?
Like this shit might be a little bit of a joke to you like I want war. I want war
That's not important listen bro, what's your peak rank fucking flat fucking for bottom of the barrel platinum
He's moving to speak for you.
No, Dantez would definitely never tell me.
Jixi, tell him the Steam thing now fast.
OK, now listen.
I have an idea for today's segment for your streaming.
You should look on the toddler section on Steam
so you can find games you could actually play well.
It's OK.
Is Dantez feeding you these lines?
No, I'm not about myself.
Jixi, I genuinely don't, and I mean this in notice
outside of clash and
Rainbow six there's not a game on earth you are better than me a FIFA NBA 2k a ball pool chess
VR chat
Say that oh don't worry. Do you want to play me in chat? What's really? What's really?
All right, I lagged out
You know what's up, haha!
Oh, he's good.
What's your email, Jinxie, and chess?
Uh, 500. Well, no, 490 grand.
Alright, listen, Hums.
Yo, boooo, what's up, what's up, guys?
You shut your fucking mouth.
Before we go into this fucking game,
if I see Jinxie in my fucking lane,
taking my minions, I think I'm whipping my cock out on Cam
and getting us all banned.
Muda, Muda.
So Muda, there's something that you're going to have to understand right now.
I get that when you're playing solo, you think you're the big dog.
You're locking in yo and you're getting your win shakes.
That's all nice and good.
Literally nine wins in a row right now.
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
You guys can pick a nut and just start sucking on it.
So this is what we're going to do now, okay?
Now for the tenth win.
A boy is smurfing it right now.
Hums, listen, listen, listen.
He's smurfing it.
Hums, on Milwaukee, Muda's going to lock in Yumi this game and he's going to
Jinx's little bitch
And then Muda
Muda, what are you gonna do is every time you shield or heal you're gonna give Jinx a little moan to show him
How much you like being a support?
I don't mean Jinx he launched it only friends, but I just suck his dick to the nuts on my face
Yo, Muda Muda Muda
It's very telling that in the only fans you wouldn't be the one sucking his dick cuz you know that he's better than you and you know
That
Fucking giving my life for this guy
Fucking me in the ass
Carried nine games in a row bro. You're used to it. Oh, no, I did not wait. Let's look at his op GG
Can we screen share of don't that's the money he's been carrying I swear he's been caring
Cuz I actually carry every game. Let's have the stats. All right, so let's look so
Don't you say you're really master after all this fucking time you shit fucking watch player by the way
See mood of the only reason you're calling me that is because you like calling me master, bro
Because I'm
Speak so now let's watch okay, so in this game mooda got carried
by his sixteen in a jungler
literally jinxie simulator
in this game
muta got carried by
the wrestler
unironically
you got carried by a twelve-year-old on morta kaizer jungle
in this game
you got carried by your cane
on this game
i would be so happy to see you get every single game
i can't carry in right now
i'm single game
no no no no no
you can see the two and seven
he got carried
but every game he was carried
In this game, in this game, he was laning versus a... wait, let's look at it, let's look at it.
In this game, he was literally laning versus a fresh bronze on Vhagar, like bro, he was getting carried.
So in this game, he was getting carried by his entire team, everyone carrying him.
This game as well. This game, this game Muda Bada Winshred actually.
Scroll down, scroll down.
Muda bought a win trade.
Yeah, Muda. You literally got win traded.
You literally got win traded by a guy named BBC.
That was first timing Ezreal Jungle.
When he's iron 40% of a 40% win rate.
We can't even deny that.
So let me get this straight, Dots.
So when there's a garen first time against us,
and it's me and Jix, he's not smurfing,
it's actually a time machine.
But no, but when I go against a guy
that just been a person come first on Ezreal,
Ezreal. It's my training you dumb fuck!
Okay, Mura, listen to me, listen to me again.
Riot doesn't just have a time machine, me and Jinxy also discovered,
Jinxy do you want to let them in on our recent elevation?
I don't even know if they're ready, do you think they're ready to tell them?
Okay, so it's not just a Rathaus time machine,
they also have access to aliens and UFOs that are parasites
sites, which enter people's reign and force them to enter or leave games.
where you're gonna have to do is tell him to do everything wrong and make him
intend crash out. No, no, no, he's gonna, but we're gonna have another fucking
therapy session by the end of the day. Honestly, I'm not gonna lie, the other
night when I got off, I actually tuned in for that therapy session like off
stream. I was cooking and I watched when I got home. That was peak.
So, Hums, you're basically his dad, Hums, and sometimes he gets mad at you,
but it's okay, you guys are the wholesome ones. I was so confused to be honest.
I was like, wait, is he serious?
But then he was like, I was like, I can understand about saying
Tom is just like, I just didn't understand the room.
But he's a good therapist.
I swear to God.
Yeah, we can do this.
Yeah, because that's just good at gaslight.
But here's the other thing.
And Muda said he like Muda was I remember Muda was mad at you
for saying that it's going to take him two to three years
to get challenged.
Yeah, I'm like, yeah, that's a good thing.
That's like the best thing someone can get.
Challenger in two years is insane. Yeah, and I'm like bro, and he's a he's a okay
I don't want to know more he expected me to say eight months
I say bro you're tweaking not one person got challenging one you not one
Yeah, I don't know like especially if you're considering somebody who started League in 2026
I don't know if anyone has ever gotten challenger like since 2025 starting the game
No, no, no, no not a single person in the world can get challenging one year not one Jaxy cat
I don't know what I'm saying.
Yo bro, don't test. You don't even have to do this, bro.
Like, look, if I get the hat in a gear, I'm good.
Jynxie, Jynxie.
See, that's possible.
Jynxie, don't let it go that's possible.
Jynxie, listen, I hope you understand
that I've had times in my life where I beat 20 wins away.
Make it delay or I'll slap the shit out of you.
Jynxie, listen.
I don't have times.
I'm not in a delay.
30 seconds.
Bro, you guys are so shit.
I'm literally winning these games at fucking yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll see when you're,
He's smurfing! He's smurfing in five minutes!
Alright, come on.
Yeah, so... wait, so...
Wait, what, a two-stair screen?
Okay, yeah, so...
So, what...
I'm getting a stroke. Please, we're talking about how long it takes to count.
Don't just say it. Sentence without involving sex or animals. Go.
Challenge impossible.
Hey, Mooda Laning Mid-Light, it's like him just getting fucked by a wild horse for hours.
I'm going to fuck with you!
What the hell do you fucking want with you?
Mooda, you're asking what's wrong with me? You're the one getting reeled by horses, bro. Like fucking chill.
Mooda, are you eating? Bro, you're such a piece of shit. Mooda, lock in, bro. You can't eat.
I swear, every time I coach him, he always eats and then eats right after. I don't know what.
It's a grass-fed beef stick, bro, chill.
Listen, I carry every game. You carry every game. We should both carry and win
There's no reason why this should go back my vessel dropping 20 kills. What up Mooda's dropping 20 no, no
Okay, how about this? How about this?
I'm just as listen control your vessel to not come in and take my vessel
Okay, this is how I swear to God if I see you come in
I'm gonna need fucking flight straight to Florida and fucking you in the ass
Do you understand me clear? Okay, but listen, I can't control my coach
So whatever my okay guys everyone listen me. This is what we're gonna do
What we're gonna do is Muda and Jinx are both gonna put up 20 gifted whoever gets more kills this game
Gets gifted by the other guy
What it's like that wait
I'm gonna take down down down down
Hey, so what's wrong with the new skin?
What a skin motor I believe in you.
I show you easily.
I wouldn't this easy.
Oh, I thought I'm gonna get the jinx.
No, wait, he's a master here right now, though, bro.
It doesn't matter, bro.
And you plot here in a very bad matchup as well.
You got to start.
He's smurfing.
So what I get is when he gets it.
All right.
It's to a thousand gifted.
All right.
Let's just do, let's just do, okay.
Yeah, 20 gift, I have 200 gifted waiting for me
on fucking Friday, so.
Let's show it out here first, okay.
Muda, by the way, will you spawn in?
I want you to look at my master Yi skin, okay?
Okay, go.
Is this like the 700 fucking dollar one?
150.
That's insane.
Okay, do I have a 700 fucking and go to it or no?
Is that just every one?
Bro, you have the best Yone skin.
Look at the best skin in the game.
I knew Yone is like the best game in the game, but that one's ass, I'll coach you.
No, it's not. It's really the best game in the game.
I mean, when you have dog tests, it wasn't a fucking streamer. He'd be a rage bender in Twitch.
Dude, what do you mean I still am? That's the only thing I do off stream.
Okay, so now, Jinx, do you want to do the new crit build or do you want to do the on-hit one?
Wait, what, is it this one?
So it's the second one if you want to go the north I think you should go the normal on head. I don't think credit's good this game
What are you gonna do by this game? Okay? Yeah, you know you want to try the uh, oh
She know them not the Buddha don't lose your lane, okay, bro. He's not losing. No, no, this lady is legit
Yo, yeah, Muda. Yeah, Muda you right-clicking your shop level one isn't the only time you're gonna be taking D in the
Laning phase that's all I'm gonna say
20 gifted who gets more kills and if we die it passes over to the next year. Okay, I know doubles and it doubles and it doubles
Yeah
Okay, but yo look this is what he is on Matthew the easiest fucking church in the entire fucking game
We're not look he's already making excuses, but this guy's here the king of excuses
Hey, hey, what a definitely playing a harder champion. I swear to God. He just right clicks auto auto auto
Yo, how many how many a challenger you one tricks are there?
But this analogy does not work on paper does it yeah, that's how many challenger you want tricks on there
Okay, now how many don't a one tricks and low elo are there?
What the fuck are you even trying to prove with that?
What the fuck
How do I get that 150 bucks bro Muda? Here's the thing bro listen
That am I better than you? Yes, but bro. It doesn't matter because you try your best
I don't know Jin see
Bro Muda, this is a no win trade game
Bride I'll fuck out of this category to run them down and get 10 kills on you get that's what I get
It's not that wrong. Okay, listen. What I'm gonna fuck it. Okay, so I'm gonna die
Are you ready first three targets Jinx? Are you ready? Yes? Yes? Yes? All right? Let's go talk to Bob folk here
You can fight him will yep you can fight him with all right. Let's go flash do not flash
Pop your pot
Listen Jinx
Boy listen Jinxie it doesn't matter like what even if he gets one kill early doesn't mean shit, bro
He's gonna end soon enough and then he's gonna blame it on Smurfs
Okay, so when you're gold get a boot and what else
Yeah, exactly yeah, but also me too Jinxie
Okay, so now this we're gonna do
sexy bro I'm not gonna lie okay why am I on a stream what the fuck do I hear
right now though okay so listen Jinxy you play for the wolves after the wolves
you're gonna clear the box level one yep you keep on that's it that's it that's
it nice nice very good so okay remember to remember to jump on it
Jinx, you remember, Cat W!
You need to Cat W, bro!
Oh wait, wait, look for your ID.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, gangbond, gangbond now, gangbond now, gangbond now.
Yes, you got invaded, this is fucked.
Alright, Mudo, this guy's a bot.
I'm a bot, bro.
Okay, so Jinx, go for the Twitch, go for the Twitch.
I
Know you do each you and then instantly you back there you go. That's fine. That's fine for you
Okay, go
What are you doing?
Jinzy, go talk to him!
I hate you, bitch!
Shit, motherfuckin' long-
He just solo-cut! That's not luck!
Yes, it is!
Fuck, he locked up, but he's playing against some dude with like...
Is it luck that my Vessel won nine games in a row?
Yes!
No!
That is pure skills and dedication!
I'm the only Vessel that's gonna be the fuckin' black vans outside your house, dude.
Pulling you away if you keep placing Muda.
Fuck!
No, no, no, there's nothing wrong with all this song, God.
What the fuck did he just say?
Shop, shop, shop, shop, she wants to reset.
She didn't she didn't that's good. That's really good. Thanks. You could look for a kill me if you want. She's very low
Hey, don't fuck away from me. This is my phone. No, no, no, you guys can kill me. That's come in
So Jaxie
Look Mudo's already arguing with this coach, bro. The nose is losing it now look for your crugs
What I trust me
other guy more fucking gold no but that's why I taught you the last
year with the dagger Muda okay oh it's like oh you know you know you you can
always take the kill with your e right they can never take a joke on yo yeah
Muda for someone named knows you're awfully clueless
fucking mean I don't know my head because like like K and OWS like knows
No are you like secretly a fucking comedian bro?
What is this joke?
Okay listen, Jinxie, Jinxie go for the uh...
Twitch kill right now. This is free.
She...
Get this!
Kill the Twitch! Kill the Twitch!
Yes! Yes!
I'll be at the play and be.
I'll just fine, fine.
I'm just gonna get it.
Are you Jinxie?
Okay Jinxie I get my first in yogurt.
Go for the Grump.
one second
Jody's like a melody in my head
Jixie you dumb fuck get the fuck down there and head jungle you still like what are you doing get the fuck dragged
No, relax bro
She just got a little fire so you can get a level six first mode okay, you can all in every night
Oh
You just gotta say that's it. That's it very good
Freeza freeza freeza let it come to you let it come
Let it come into you and they can just alter that remember
That's it. Let her come into me. Let her come into me
What the fuck is he talking about?
Secretly on a fucking alter cow
Why is this guy in my way?
No, he's shooting at me. He's shooting at me. He's taking a wave.
Bring him back. Bring him back. No, I don't know.
He's just shooting at me.
Wait, does somebody stole your wave the random day?
Yeah, the guy was just taking his waves.
Wait, where's Dante's? Why is he quiet?
Dante's.
It hasn't happened this entire day, you motherfuckers.
You said someone from your chat would do that?
No.
Dante's there?
I would never do that.
Where did Dante's go?
I am back no jinx to go to your blue instantly blue and then top-crab what I miss
Okay, give us up random Gallio come again in my fucking lane and take know my minions, okay?
So what is already been on this team?
Go crab let him die go crab top-crab
NICE BUDDA!
Give him two!
No!
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
No, no, he doesn't, he doesn't.
Y'all, you're feeding!
What are you doing?!
Bro, what keeps happening to me?
I keep getting pushed away down that.
Okay, so that's Poppy.
So Poppy has something where she shoves you into a wall
and then she starts knocking you up.
Good ship, big app, good ship, big app!
Bro, listen, Jinxie.
So, that's the only issue with your right-clicks, which is fine, it's just like a mechanical thing.
But if you right-clicked better, it would have been a free kill.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the top crab.
After top crab, we're going to see if Muda has a cannon.
Oh, why is he mad?
No, he's actually trolling you.
He's actually trolling you. This guy's actually taking your waves.
Okay, look for Muda's cannon.
No, no, no, please!
Yeah, so now look for the crab after this, and then we'll see if he has a cannon.
Okay
Thank you
All right, I mean there's something seriously wrong with you fucking to
Wait, God is here. Maybe God will just steal it for me. Yeah, just wait
Just finish this has to kill the catamini. Yes, kill him. Okay now look for your grumb go for your grumb go for your grumb
Nice just
Perfect nice
Nice nice, so now just talked about folk turns a dragon
Yes, buddy. You don't need to cute you guys wall. Okay, so walks up. You can always eq, okay?
All right, this is looking free right now jakesies lobbies are so fucking easy on this a cannon my fucking stupid ass. That's okay
Let's Kate
Diver diver. Yep. Yep. You have enough damage. I've not done
That's it!
Get back!
3 kills already, 3 seconds to the fucking time.
You get to play the village.
Get carried, bro.
Get the fuck out of here.
Jinzy, trust me or not.
That's not fair.
I'm Jinzy.
Let's do the die.
Yeah, you're getting the scale.
Alright, Jinzy.
Go to the raptors.
Go to raptors, finish up Folkler.
Q3W?
Shut that?
Shut that and look for Risa, okay?
Like it's free right now.
Q from the side.
So you get all of them.
Careful, Kevin, you're tanking.
W and back out.
Q3 out?
They might stop your base here. Okay, thank you see them
Start co-sealing our teammates do you understand yes, but I care more about the wind bro, even if we're the past
I got him.
I don't reckon his game's gonna be hard.
Yeah, it's 69 CS.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Muda, you have to carry this.
Muda, you have to really lock in.
Yeah.
You got this.
Guys, listen, Jinx, he went a good spot because Muda, so he liked the anti-clutch factor.
Like, he's the guy where it's like when it's riding on him, he doesn't perform,
so we're gonna be good.
Yes.
No, no, no.
He performs.
He performs when he, when he ride him.
He underperforms when you don't ride him.
Exactly.
I lift him up.
Okay.
So now what?
You're really strong
But you know you can do you can kill him and then look for a role more but apply share your gold on other lanes, okay?
Very nice good trades
Okay, so good
Plus R and not hurt are you
I think I'll take something see
What like what are you telling me to do you kill you kill so Jinxie Jinxie listen the promise that right now Bobby's going for
So we're gonna have to do this we're gonna have to play way from
Getting fucked
What are you doing?
You shut down look for the cop look for the cop
Why'd you tell me to do that?
The thing is that I didn't think
You don't know what Poppy does. She just eat you to the wall. But you saw the twitch. If you react with your ultimate, you stun, you hit the twitch.
Now listen, Jinxie, go for your Gromp and afterwards Topcup.
You're still ahead though, you're still ahead.
When you play for Topcup, you're gonna get some kills. You're good.
You're not gonna die.
Wow, let's see.
Jinxie, you're fine. Trust me.
Okay, look for the bulls after
Oh
All right, so now the shabana son dragon go to the giant right now
We're gonna draw you watch the giant so ping on it. So ping dragon. Have your galio comes
Wait, wait, wait, they're really strong in the bot lane though.
Mooda rotate now, Mooda rotate now.
Jigsaw wants to fight.
Nice.
Listen, Mooda needs to rotate.
You guys need to focus the rat.
Focus the rat.
Wait, don't run yet.
Jigsaw, don't run yet.
Bro, I can't do this.
I got to play myself.
I got to play.
I can't do this.
I wasn't going to go for the dragon.
What is happening?
It's a 4v1.
I'm not going to play myself.
I have to play more.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on more times.
Well the driver call wasn't the greatest but you had to help your jungler if Jinx you wanted to go for that
You have to go for that Jinx see the re you let it go briefed by Buddha that I'm not I wanted to die
I don't want you see to die
But I have to play myself this game. Okay, you know listen. I'll mute for the next five minutes. We'll see what happens
Why are you being like that? What do you mean? I don't want to die. I'm trying to help you guys
Well, I don't give a fuck about jigsie. I want to miss this game
Yeah, but if he died you got you had an opportunity to kill the twitch
No, if I go for the dragon you got to go for the dragon, but I don't even know why I went for the dragon right there
I was so late to it. I had no priority in the bot lane is fed. I don't know what my yes
Yes, you wouldn't you would not go for that. I had no priority in the bot lane was fed my coach has cancer
Listen listen freeze it freeze it like try to let him come into you
I'm just leading me into like fed players every round. Oh, there you go. They don't know nice
Nice!
I'm not ganky, Bob, Bob's like not ganky.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, don't be, don't be, don't be, don't be.
Okay, no, no, no, back out, back out.
You need to back out.
This is greedy.
Really?
Yeah, this is greedy.
This is greedy, it's greedy, it's greedy, bro, it's greedy.
In my bag.
That's fine.
There's me.
You could walk out of that, she just only,
it's only her ultimate.
You see the orange bar under her name?
What, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay,
Stay safe.
No, no, no, no. Fuck that. I want Bork, bro.
You can get Bork and get the wave, but it's usually better just to get the wave and then we suck.
Okay?
Yeah, Jinxie, how are we gonna win this game? Honestly, fuck the gifted for now.
I just wanna win. I want a 9-win streak, bro. I don't wanna fuck with this shit.
You guys are ruined behind. Jinxie, just, just, let me focus on you.
He inted me, bro. He inted me.
No, no, no. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
God, it's okay. God, what the fuck did I shit?
Sometimes he randomly states to me into like, hell, I don't know.
I really don't know.
really don't know that's not this I would have literally done none of those
players I'm not speaking for two minutes I'm not again at 15 30 I'll be back
soon
you can win this but oh oh she's so bad what up oh shit oh what is why was
twitching visible there yeah so twisting his main ability go invisible this guy
Could be something guys. I'm not a lie, but
We have 30 seconds delay though
Yeah, but he's I don't think a
Bronze where would be 12 kills like that, but it's okay. You can still win this easily
my percent
You're up 60 CS on the cat arena. You are so ahead
You're really really ahead. Okay, you're fine. You're still you're still way out of the cat arena
Yeah, but get a long story get a long sort get a long sort
long-sort mood
See there's no point do this because you just buy and just keep walking. So now you kind of wasting time. Oh
Yes, you're right. I'm a target. No, it's okay. It's good. You see you kill him
Several twitches for this for the jigsie bro these guys are a protein. I just got 4v1 collapse
He's got their face. Oh, I'm out of here. I'll pay a sense of the map when twitches off the map
Wait careful careful mood or careful there. They're right there to blow you which twitches
Which is gonna keep roaming just like try to kill you guys if he's not bot lane
I'm gonna let you guys know he's not bottling and they can look for room on you guys. You can either turn it either
Sorry either sorry
Don't say you know the wall nice good good good good
You can fight yes, yes, you can fight have a night ignite ignite devils you
Nice try here that the burn flash it's good very good work you three him to three him
nice, but uh
nice
which is missing twitch is missing twitch is missing no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no that's it
that's it take your win if twitch is in show on the map you play back
aura has arrived all right jinx ready to win this shit
yeah okay
play back play back play back do not go and go back and bring them
let's go we see twitches boss we don't have to worry about him
Very good muda
If you keep going twitches, but which is play grump and then afterwards just go help
You cannot okay, that's okay. Just taking your gold
So literally just ignore the mouth very now we play for the Herald after the Herald
We're gonna look to see if we make a plan side lane with mood of all in not yet though
Which one you move no no run all the way all the way all the way you don't you don't win this
That's a jinxie bunch of jinxie
I'm gonna be out there. Jigs have a nice amount.
Are you Jhinxing?
Let him die, let him die, let him die. Just play for the Herald.
To the Herald.
You need a smite?
Get the high, get the high, get the high, get the high, get the high.
Move the AI!
He's so strong, he's so strong.
Oh, Twitch is so strong.
It's fine.
How do you fit in and to just fucking us?
Oh, okay, wait, more, more, more. I'm gonna teach you.
Okay, undo that, undo that, undo it.
It's a little okay. Who fed it like random it's like random it's in the search bar
Just trust me. Just trust me trust me. Okay, okay
Randuance, okay, you see Randu's omen
Get that
Because the thing is at the end
So what is it?
The cloak
Yeah, it's
You can do a setup with the club set. Just go Crux. Go Crux and it's Raptors. When you play consistent.
Can you, brother, trust me, the map is way better to go random with here.
Because the only one that can kill you is a Twitch.
But if you basically make Twitch do no damage to you, who's the threat?
Okay, so now where are you going to do this right now?
Yeah, but a more shield wasn't the best, no?
Okay, so now what for the Raptors? Like for Raptors?
There, there, careful, careful, more careful.
Yeah, you guys have to do this dragon. You guys have to do this dragon.
Wait wait for Jinxie wait for Jinxie Jinxie. No, there's no you guys can fight this
When twitch shows then you can yeah, yeah, yeah, they're behind you
Jinxie you do not go in touch with run away run away run away. He's gonna show it and he's gonna kill everyone
mood a backup backup
Just look for twitch
All right, he's on the side
What do I full build, uh, what do I full build Hamza?
So what we're gonna do now is we're gonna look for the blue out of base.
So out of base you're gonna go top to bot to clear and then you're gonna look on the
side landing bot.
Muda, I think you should just run bot out of base and then jinx to shadow to share.
I'm gonna run bot, I'm gonna run bot, pull, how do we beat this fucking twig?
It's okay, don't worry.
If you want to make you can kill him you can easily kill him if you just land your ultimate with your e
He's dead you will do more deepest than him in the long run. Okay?
Hums is right. It's there just about you lining your art if you line your art
But you need to have the shutdown do not give it to anyone else on 18
No, no, Jinksy Jinksy wants to shut down more. He's better with it
What the fuck do you mean? I'm already fed you stupid fucks his own seven
No, but it's all so good. She gets it because if Jinksy gets it you'll get he gets in again carry with you exactly
We're trying to win the game like moona
Right now, okay, fine. All right fine, which is missing
You need to run qo qo qo now fast flush
Look on look on crab and then after crab you're gonna look on wolves. Holy shit boy. They're sleeping. Yes. Yes. Yes
Yes, yes, I think there's something I think the twitch is like them though. I'm not a lot, but it's okay
So I just go to play now. No, no, no, you stay but you stay going got everything's going wrong this game
It's fine. It's fine. So now look play for your wolves and after wolves you're gonna look for the rest of your bot side clear
That's free
Would it be careful when you're walking up he's in this you won't visible. Okay?
Low key. Yeah, just one way you see the back now go back now. Again
You can fight him a poppy's man down. You can fight him with Dalian, but you need to land your ultimate
Okay, what's your E if you see him show up instantly ER with your ignite?
You you can still kill him without my Q3 as you know, yes, you're not either just walk up all the way
All the way and I'll go be
You're always sending
Push push push push I wanted to play for the rest of outside in an upward shadow mood
It's what we have to do right now, okay?
Okay.
Caption.
Come on, Boat.
Yeah.
It's gotta get one big shot out of me.
So now after this, we're gonna look on the Krugs.
And then after the Krugs,
I wanted to jump bot, jump bot.
Are you ready, ER?
What just, what's gonna be coming? E out, E out.
We, okay. So, Twitch is bot, so...
Nice, good old...
Jump bot, jump bot, jump bot.
In some recall, in some recall.
In some recall game sciences.
It's sniping, like what is this?
There's just three on me everywhere I go.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Copy, by the way. Why is Poppy just on her fucking cock?
Why is Poppy...
Wait, so now Jynx, are you guys skill...
are you guys skill really well?
Jynx, I'm going to look for the Katerina, so run Shate top.
If Katerina shows top, you're going to look for a kill on her.
Yeah, go Jyx. You can fuck Katerina,
fuck and the fucking ass, plus the mouth, whatever you want.
So so no this we're gonna do okay. I wanted to follow the o off if mouth like comes you can't do shit
But just slightly in top right now
Right now just I'm just looking at the map look at the twig let me see twitch
You can't fight around mid if you fight mid then pretty just tells you so start hitting the turret
So I think I'll talk to her. Don't make a moment. Don't make a moment. Now you don't make a moment
Just don't want to make you need to hold mid. Okay?
Just be careful in the poppy. She could look for that ee in but make sure you get to e out
Don't stand near the wall. Yep, so now just keep fighting for this.
So Bobby can like pin you to a wall and stun you. Do not stay.
Run away, run away, run away, run away, run away.
Engine here, twitch in here, twitch in here, twitch on the way guys.
Yeah, so run all the way back, run all the way back.
Watch the stomach up, Jinxy, careful.
All the way to the ground. But don't go in the jungle.
If you go in the jungle, I think you'd die.
So now just watch it.
I'm watching you, Jinxy. I mean, ah, Mura.
Oh, you're good, you're fine.
Take the wave.
It's not a good spot right now. It's okay.
Kind of scaling a little bit.
Control left click control.
Pick him up, pick him up, pick him up.
Don't let the car go.
Take it.
The wave, the wave mode of the wave.
There's nothing to understand with that.
Push.
Give him the push ping on his head.
What is wrong with him?
He's taking your wave.
Just look for the wrappers.
Up the galley, up the can.
Move on.
Try to go in on this.
Ah, no, no, no.
Try to just get me back.
Anytime you see Poppy, I would need to automatically assume that's what she's like.
Go on the bush. Not that one.
Which is there, Mudo. Careful. You can't.
Yeah, guys. Don't fight it.
Listen, no, Jinxie. Go with Mudo-Ballin. Go with Mudo-Ballin.
You guys are going to look for a dual kill. Mudo, you need to land your R.
You need to land your R on...
Stay in the bush. Wait for Jinxie.
So now Jinxie just bought them.
Which is here.
We're here, though, though.
Yeah, don't look up yet. Walk back. Walk back.
So Jinxie, do your Krugs.
I'm gonna try to recall. You're was done now. Now you're was done.
Okay.
But Twitch is on our GenC. I got you.
This is implying we're playing out.
She's invisible.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I hate playing against a fed Twitch.
Yeah, it's horrible.
But the thing is that all we need is for Muda to use his ult.
Muda ults the Twitch. It's actually game over, you guys win.
Muda, you kill him.
Muda, kill him, Muda.
Oh, nice try.
Literally just it.
Like, what is that?
He flashed.
That's actually good.
Twitch has no flash.
It's good.
It's pretty good.
He's not OP.
He has 21 kills.
Well, not what he has, Tom.
But we low, especially, is 100% OP.
Yeah, because of invisibility.
I'm just reporting him.
Jinx, report the Twitch, please.
Okay.
Jinx, report him soon.
back up for now back up for now because the church can kill you you want to shut down
you guys guarantee win the game by the way literally just need a shut down
I walked maybe that's fine mother try to stay away from walls the wall is what
Kill the Kareena! Kill the Kareena!
Nice! Kill the Malfight!
Yo yo yo!
I'm just stunned!
Bro she just wants a hug!
So boring!
That's okay. I didn't expect it by the way.
The twitches?
The first fucking loss, bro.
Oh my god!
I'm generally not even joking.
We're gonna do an investigation
after this game.
I just wanted an investigation to see if there was a smirking.
Yes, because this is disgusting, bro.
But I don't want any of that time portal, time machine bullshit.
I'm gonna punch you in the fucking face, guys.
Okay, well, I have a degradation of things, so I'll get out of here.
When we do the time machine time portal thing, we won games.
That is true. That is so key, true.
Guys, I just fucking got brought...
GCU, OH NOOOOOO!
What the fuck is that?
Nine wins as soon as I kill with you, I just lose.
you motherfucker from Muda listen bro oh my can I talk please what the fuck oh my
god you have been demoted back to bronze three
jay mother fucker Muda I haven't went oh and nine in literally like a month
Bro, I don't know what's got to do with you JD
5000 damage you are a million that game
You will fucking million permission to speak
Granted don't I
Apologize for going 0 and 9 if you look at my recent games clearly
That's an outlier the twitch got fed by our bot lane and then I didn't kill the shabala
Who was one HP and then I got behind and then the twitch followed me around the map and gave me
Listen bro, I know 0-9 looks bad, but if you understand League, I really went like 0-2.
Because the last 7 deaths weren't really that controllable, I was just getting one shot by Twitch.
Yeah, like, Jamesy, don't forget Muda's hard projecting right now, because he won lane phase, and he wasn't able to be good enough to carry the game.
No, he won lane phase, but he tried to give you guys the lead.
I tried to help you guys, but Twitch and Poppy just followed me around because they're on the stream.
To be honest, it's neither your fault, Prisa's guy's Smurfing, by the way.
It says everyone ready. Is everyone ready to do the investigation?
I'll put it on my screen.
Yeah. Pause that investigation.
Do my 20 subs now before I break my fucking PC and let it to the floor.
Oh, and nine.
Do you want to be from bronze?
Do you look?
You don't fucking break this glass bottle when I had to kill myself on stream
and GTA five.
All right, bro.
I mean, I'm going to be honest.
I think we'd be lucky if you did do that.
All right.
Let's do this investigation.
Who's she that watched?
Okay. Yep.
Look at one, look at one.
Is everyone looking?
So let's look so this was the twitch loss game. What?
Well, he named change wait, so this name change. Wait wait wait. Don't see that is not it
Well, I literally named change he loses the he named his he loses the cheese wizard 99 in the middle of the game
Yes, what?
It's all he changed his name in the middle of the game. Yes, he did okay his last game was three years ago
It doesn't yeah, so he cured for his first game in three gay and three days with a guy named the baby 420 and
They just roundly running around map killing everyone. Yeah, it's 100%
It's a hundred million percent a smurf like doze more
That's like they're not good. They're not good. They're like maybe
I just like I just like I just like I just like I just like I just like all right jixie full cam please everyone full cam everyone full
Yeah, I'm not sure what in the fuck
Climb you're climbing
We still got snipe delay you need to just hide it and the sound
Bro, I'm thinking about how hard it was for me and you to get into a game together, bro
Wow
I mean that guy was a bro. I'm sad you don't have delay just make sure you hide it. No, no, no
I literally I literally got 30 seconds wait you guys are like positive that guy was not a brah 100%
Smurf 100 bro like I've been on fire. Well, that's me. You're you're only nine, but don't test through first like three deaths
I'm not even gonna lie. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no
Your ass just got demoted to bonds three, bro. Yeah, because you and fucky jigsie
I want nine games in a row!
Yo, is anything ever, your fault is just everyone and everything else around you.
Yeah, like bro, okay, I mean...
Hey, Mourash, that's a good point.
Hey, hold on man.
That's a good point.
Look, I'm sorry for going 0-9.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry for going 0-9, okay?
Not everybody's perfect, okay?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Apology, apology.
You're being a proverry meme, bro.
You're being a dick.
No, no, no, no, apology.
Aw, right.
Yeah, okay.
Apology now. Can I be honest? Yes, bro? If you would know a nine I probably also be a dick
Listen bro
Okay, I would know a nine but both of our challenger players are saying that they're probably smirking
Yeah, they are so worried so don't don't take too much. I don't entire thing can be hide this entire thing
Yeah, you're not even supposed to show like champs like as well. Yeah
All right, it's time to drop 30 kills you guys right for this
What the fuck man
I was wrong when switch up here to the middle of my lane and just absolutely open up my ass
Well, yeah, and I couldn't get a solo fight like normally an iron or bronze when I jump somebody they're just alone
But even when I jumped the category in a mid two seconds, I did there was three people there's that for there
Yeah, I saw you I saw that
It's also the fact too that the enemy team actually grouped down in the game there like normally and aren't they never do that either
Don't forget that is also true
These have trouble to close out the game. They never end with just one in it. That's a good indication as well
Jinx he didn't
Last night thanks for throwing my game fatty
So how are we hiding our screen with a 30 second delay and we're so I didn't hang my screen
They just have a 30 seconds delay.
Okay, I'm gonna dig it up.
I'm gonna punch you in the face, bro.
What do you mean you didn't fucking hide the screen?
So let me get this straight.
For the last hour you're like,
dude, you have a delay.
I don't even need a delay.
I have one second and none of it matters.
I'm the greatest mid-later of all time.
Now you're mad at me for having a 30 second delay
and not hiding my screen.
It doesn't even fucking matters.
We were all to call together,
literally screaming at the same time when to queue.
We couldn't get a game through three tries.
It's not easy to queue snipe.
Fuck these guys Q stepping us
Also here she's on our team who gives a fuck bro. Yeah next thing you know is on the team but running it down mid
I see a twitch on the other team. Oh, no daddy. My whole still my whole is still recovering from last night
No, it's okay. We'll win this game. I really want to I really want to listen. We're gonna be in this game
I swear listen if it's actually a win this game guys
I'm really looking for my whole time. You're a way to not get smacked in this fucking game
Like is there a way bro? You have two challenges in the call. It's two challengers
Yeah, I challenger that ran jigsie the jungle and go oh, I can't look you can't go fuck me
Wait low-key low-key take it take it take it. Oh my god. Why take it take it and then switch
Just as much I got he plays ribbon to band twitch and Draven. Okay down down down jigsie you bet Draven
I I've been uh, I've been uh
Yeah, I'll bet switch I'll bet switch next to you. There's a fucking melon my fucking thing. I'm gonna fucking
Wait, wait, uh, swap with us, swap with me, and then swap with support.
I saw this one.
Bro, but if they were sniping, what if they just banned Yi and Yung?
Oh, that is true.
Actually, true.
True.
I don't even think they're sniping, because we're actually true.
Alright, Gralp said, good morning, chat, who wants to get touched.
Bro, but think about it like this, Muda.
Not at once typing, but what if you just smurf it?
What if you just smurf it, you know?
He just took your master to you.
Oh, okay.
That's fine.
But yeah, Masi is coming in low evil, though.
Yeah, any bad moments, so it's like it's actually a yee player.
Yeah.
Blood runs.
They all run.
All right, Moody, listen, bro.
Hey, I'm sorry for last game, okay?
Nah, bro, I apologize.
But that means you owe me one.
So if I go owe one nine at one time, you need to shut your fucking mouth.
You can't say it to me, okay?
Yeah, we'll see about that one.
He gets a freebie.
He was trying to win me nanda.
No, Muda called me a fucking minion.
No, no, no.
Muda called me a minion.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
This guy kind of picked you.
Should I just go like Halley?
No, no, no.
Go boneplate. This is now a good boneplate game.
See, right at the second wind.
You see the three...
Yeah, right there, click that, click that and save in X.
Hums, runes don't matter, bro.
Fucking, trust me.
Okay, Mota, you need to really be listening, okay?
Listen to me, listen.
Genzi runes, Genzi runes.
Okay, listen, hover over the Fizz real quick
so you can see the champion what it does.
It's very important, Mota.
Fizz, I know exactly what Fizz does,
I know exactly what Fizz does.
Okay, what does he do?
What does he do?
He throws some shit at you.
The other one is like he goes like on top of a spear and you can dodge your fucking everything.
Yes, that's E.
Fucking obliterates you.
Yeah, that's E.
That's E.
The throwing thing is his ultimate.
The fish throwing thing is his ultimate.
You gotta dodge that.
Bro, you're just a larping league, buddy.
No, no, no, he got it.
He got it.
That was good.
True.
That was good.
That was actually good.
Bro, listen, bro.
Faces are OP, man.
I know.
Jynxc.
Mooda, Mooda, Mooda.
You can fight him.
Okay.
Level one.
You're very strong level one.
Guys, I have bad news.
What's bad news?
The enemy Mastery has 1.6 million points,
and he has a tag called Penta Killer.
Wait, how does he have 1.6 million Mastery points,
but he's in bronze, don't test?
Learning disability.
Okay, I want you to do the Spice Fighter level 1, okay?
Let's fight him level one, bro, Ws.
If you see him, E, don't be scared.
It's going to do a lot of damage, remember.
He's a bursting champion.
You're an all-in champion.
OK?
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Play around with him.
Wait, Muda's on, oh, Muda's on Yone, OK.
Yeah.
Muda, you have 160,000 mastery on Yone.
Yeah, is that good or bad?
No, they're a different character to me, oh, Jesus.
Bro, I mean, Yone's a pretty great character.
Wait, that means Muda has double the playtime as me,
not Tess?
Yeah.
What?
So wait, is Moodus ass?
No, I doubted this game and you doubted this game, but I had an extra hour.
You're level 14 on your level 8 on Warwreck.
Yeah, but GenC, don't forget Moodus also has the same rank as you.
He's bottom 3 now.
Yeah.
Alright.
Bro, wait, so Master Yi, I've never even seen this.
He has 1.6 million mastery points.
How do you guys see those points?
Let's click on their name.
I just see mastery locked. Bro is that not insane Contest? Yeah it is.
What did they talk to you about bro? I just see mastery locked when I press.
You're on stream mode so you're on stream mode so you can't see it.
Wait Jace, are you not on stream mode? No he is but he has only like username disabled not like full stats.
Bro, 1.6 million back points in his bronze.
Doesn't that mean I can still see your name? No all they can see is like your skin and your border that's it.
Are you sure because I'm pretty sure they hide everything
No, no if you do hide my name from everyone it's it shows your rank, but it doesn't show anything else. Oh
Okay, okay. Yep. Oh my god
Someone's fucking pointing an antenna to the sky galaxy to get this extra fucking gigabytes per second. Okay. You'll do by here
You guys
Relax, not everybody win traded
Yo, oh my god, you know what raptors is that they're raptors, you know what it is
That's red buff.
Raptors here.
Oh wait, the one above that.
Jinxy, I have a question.
Can you press 4 over there?
I'll track the map for you.
What, Dantes?
What do you call it when Muda has a nicotine addiction and he takes Cho'Gath?
So he's covering it.
The Cho'Zen 1.
He's covering it. It's fine. It's fine.
It's fine.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I think he's dead.
I'll get like, just hopped about folk here.
Ha!
Mooded inside.
I mean, I'm just...
Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him!
You kill him, you kill him, you kill him!
That's fine.
Okay, Jynx, see, you win jungle off that by the way.
That's really...
You know, Mooded, that's good.
Get a dagger, dagger, dagger.
Okay, so now you're gonna hopped about folk here, and then afterwards you're gonna
look on the bar crab, alright?
Yeah.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Okay, but listen, Mooded, the reason why I wanted you to do that is so you
can see where he's starting.
now jinx to remember i want you to smite
like pre-fire your smite on where the big croc is okay
that we can pull it out further
but i want you to start practicing this alright
right so now pre-fire your smite, pre-fire your smite
and i'll put it on point W
nice! see like that, control W, control, there you go
see like now that's how you do it, exactly, perfect
perfectly
perfect right
So now you're going to play on the Raptors.
After the Raptors, you're going to look on the rest of the bot side clear.
So Fizz looked for a reset, but I don't think he's going to gain anything from that.
That's a good ward by the way.
So he's level 2.
Remember, win your lane, bro, please.
I got you, I got you.
Nice. Very good.
So look on the E back to back.
After Raptors, you clear your bot side.
Was that too late?
Yeah, so when you see an E, just press E so you don't get hit by his landing.
Okay?
Keep getting.
Nice.
to finish up these wrappers and then afterwards you're going to look on the
on the wolves you're just finishing up your clear you're you're in a good spot
now okay I'm a good little kitty for daddy hey jump right why don't you ever
do that bro yeah so you can kill me right now I need you to reset you need
I'm not gonna look at the blue one and after blue you're gonna pile on the grom.
Now!
JZ could look mid.
Okay!
JZ Bok, we should get Vel'Koz.
Kill the Vel'Koz.
Yeah, yeah, here we go.
I don't know, it's fine, it's fine.
Get a dagger and go straight, man, okay?
Hold your Q.
No, no, in the bush, in the bush, in the bush.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Just ins on the tree.
Just go for refill.
Right 10 gold and get a refill and then, at least.
Flash?
Do the E tactic.
Aw.
Fuck it, bro.
Fuck that shit.
Okay.
That's okay.
Okay, so now you have to run.
So run them, just pound the crab and then the grumb.
Okay, Muda. You remember when he jumps to E?
Just before he lands, press your E too.
Or you can use your first E to dodge it, okay?
Listen, listen. Even though my good little boy misses Q, what matters is that he tried his best.
Okay, get the grumb, get the grumb before recalling. Then you can recall.
And I hope that for some reason, every time I play with these guys, I just get jealous of how fucking Dante's cheating fucking drinks.
I dead call you good boy all the time!
yeah well no when I miss you just call me up yeah I've never sucked anything
nothing yeah I'm just gonna call you a good boy but does he let you do this
jinxing bending over
oh god oh man don't ask for that shit no my ass is sore now my ass is sore now
get on your knees Hamza get on your knees
Hell no! Hell no!
Waaaaaah!
I'm not doing that!
Okay, GenC! GenC, why'd you put a second point in your E, bro?
Careful, Muro, let it cross, let it cross, let it come to you.
You wanted to make him come to you, remember?
If you're close to him, he'll burst you and you out, okay?
Does that make sense, Muro?
Yes, yes, yes.
Where did Darth Vader go to get his shoes?
Careful.
He's all the five or not as well. Hold the weight, you can't.
Also, I don't think this guy is bronze as well.
Being honest, you're fine.
So now you're gonna look for the top two bottles.
Dude, of course, Mootus gets it when it comes to smurfing.
Do you hear, Mom?
What the fuck is this?
Careful, careful, it's E. Remember?
Yup, this is fine.
Okay, so now just finish your top to bottom folk.
Okay?
I mean, I'm first.
It's a big radius, okay?
Careful, careful.
Thank you so much, honey.
You need a farm right now.
We need a farm.
Shrink out the way.
Shrink it out.
That's fine.
That's it.
You're not Q3.
Do not.
We're gonna look on the the bulbs, okay, so we're just playing for the clear
Mooda, I want to see short trades only now. Okay, short trades only
The good news is that Mooda's freezing his lane
That means that soon we can walk down pick up all the minions that he's thankfully saving. No, no, no. Yes, you need it
Bro, what the fuck he actually has the biggest counter on me ever Mooda. What are you doing?
That's
Okay, it's okay. It's okay. Hey, one was to master ye
I feel fine, that's a good space.
Alright, so the good news is, no listen, Janksy, it's fine, because Muda's just bagging about the fact that he's feeding the entire enemy team inside of just one player.
Muda, it's only one that's fine.
No, it's not.
Remember, Muda, Muda.
I have 30 seconds to lay, don't worry.
Muda, listen.
Give me a, once you have Bort, you can beat him, okay?
So I'm just playing for this.
Muda, shut mid and rotate drag, shut mid, rotate drag.
You can buy a roti, roti now, roti now. Roti now, roti now.
Penal for panel.
Careful. Slow, slow, slow.
Hug the edge of the pit, hug the edge of the pit.
We need to wait for Muda.
Just hold the dragon, hold the dragon, hold the dragon.
Just hold the dragon.
Just stay on the dragon.
Fuck everything else.
Just, just...
I'm jinxing, I'm jinxing.
This is fucked.
I'm jinxing.
OH!
Wait, Q it! Q it!
Devil.
Alright now, I'll, I'll, I'll...
Please, over.
And I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna fall.
Just have these monitors, just fucking recharge this game.
What?
Muda, where the fuck were you?
I was on my way, I was on my way.
I told you to come for a minute though.
I did, I did, I came the second that happened.
Hums, why?
He did, he did, but he ulted, he ulted and he tried to get the Teemo, but he ran away.
Which is, he still went for something.
He ulted nothing.
No, he didn't miss. The turret blocked it.
What?
I'm speaking English, bro.
The Toro blocked his ultimate. He didn't miss.
My best one never misses.
Muda, I'm... Muda, can I be honest with you?
Yes, go.
You're kind of inting the fuck out of this game right now.
No, you're not. I swear you're not. I swear you're not.
Don't listen to that, Muda!
Don't listen to that, my boy!
Oh, like I normally would, but...
Dude, listen, listen, Jinxie, it's fine.
Because the problem is that both Muda and Hums are trying their best to hold you back.
This is the reason why it's rough right now, but we can overcome even the slowdown, actively briefing.
We got this shit.
Okay.
We're only short trades with your E's and your W's, okay?
Okay, so Jinxie, what you're gonna do is you're gonna poke here.
And now we're gonna tell Muda.
Muda, these are the new terms and conditions we're laying out.
If this is not at least half HP by the time Gromp is done, your cannon is gone.
Q3, Q3 at the same time.
You asshole.
Okay, so now he's aware.
Okay, now play for the the rappers this again
Now look for well, he can kill you right now, but if he all three can kill you I'll be careful
You need to pop your pot
You guys can definitely do we want to go guys no jinxing house jungle camps the farm Buddha can wait
There are more pressing matters at the moment
Your job does not want to help you
Careful nice. Good job. You see I just did that. That was really good by the way. Okay. You back
There you go. So now, Jynxie, play for the blue and to Gromp.
Moodai, you're just going to have to sit there and take it for another minute.
Jynxie will be with you soon, but there's a line right there.
No, no, no, no, no. Don't stop it. Do not stop the race. Do not stop the race, he can kill you.
Moodai, he can ult you and kill you right now, okay? You're in danger zone HP.
He's a bursting champion, remember?
Okay.
He's going to push the wave though. You can stay.
So Jynxie, play for the Gromp. After the Gromp, we're going to look on bot.
Okay, you just leave them.
You can leave them.
this is gonna be good just play for the ground but then bot
careful careful you're not walk up to me
press W instantly double now double now
go for it go for it you have ult you have ult
okay nice
you have E? okay can you hold your Q? yeah will you
try holding your Q on MF? now back off it's it's fucked it's fucked
back up okay so now yeah so now just recall just recall
yeah but you're too didn't matter the the problem is just that
You needed to wait until your mornranged
All of the ignite this guy broke
Can I win against this guy at all?
Right now he's way ahead of you
How though?
We have one kill and he has 20 CS more than me
He has a... he's farming pretty good as well
We press up
This kid is so fucking grand
Okay, farming pretty good as well
So Jynxy, what's gonna happen to you?
It's right now, yep
Get the board, exactly
I know Jynxy, antagonize your midlaner while you're walking
This is the time of robot robot robot. That's it. That's it
Mura yo, what's up? What's going on, bro?
I mean, bro. I'm like swan down. So yeah, the fire number it that's it. He's in that bush
I'm up in that bottom bush. They're running right now, though
If they still walk, yeah
You're gonna talk about here jaggins up in about a minute
Walk back. I'm gonna lose my mind. I'm both you fucking shitty ass coaches. You're not
Okay, so now Jinxie what you're gonna do is you're gonna do your raptors while you're doing your raptors
I'm gonna want you to sing a lullaby to Muda so that he feels more waited
Muda Muda Muda you are winning your lane not
Okay, so now go for the wolves
Okay, so Jinxie there's good news if Muda does end up dying here, which he might then you can probably catch the mid wave
No, don't don't get it. No, he needs the way we see starving. No, that's why I said if he dies if he dies
Mura defend yourself, bro. I mean like I don't know that's the old psycho
Don't let it take your wave don't don't walk but they can't walk into it. Okay. Go shit back here
You there's a free guy to farm. Yeah, walk through the bushes and then I'm gonna want to press W soon
Nice good all to get all told you okay
Again again
Yeah, but the to us in the prom now the prom that was said you didn't use your e-flasks a huge range
Well, you see you see the range on that right?
Okay, so now James see on respond you're gonna go
I think well, I don't know this guy's playing super aggressive run if juicy gang see you kill
You can gang fist when you have your alt up so now for now you're gonna go for gromp into dragon then afterwards
Okay, you play safe until Jinx he has ultimate, okay?
Okay guys Jinx these alt is up in 67 seconds. We'll play around
Wait, what number did you just say?
He can't go dragon. James can go dragon now.
Okay.
Santa's going careful, but you shouldn't fight this.
You guys don't even win this to be won.
What is really strong?
Can I get some help dragon?
No.
Well, I'm poking him.
You can kill you like that.
Okay, so now James you're dragging out.
Walk all the way back.
Walk all the way back to drag the dragon out of the pit.
Further, further.
All the way up to the edge.
The edge of the wall.
Okay, that's fine.
Okay, uh, yeah, not mine.
Just drop it.
I have to throw your bullets right at the tip.
Yep.
Actually, you know what?
Yeah, just run, just run, just run, just run.
Jevil, Jevil!
This is gonna be bad, this is gonna be bad, do you understand?
Pull!
On your life, Hamza, this guy's fucking smurfing.
On your life.
Press 2, press 2, press 2.
That's what I'm saying, I don't think he's playing normally.
Okay, so Jinx, what am I supposed to do, bro?
So, yeah, you had to, like, drag it out, and then the second you saw that, your team wasn't rotated, you just back off.
Nice! W, W, W!
So now what we're gonna do...
That's it, that's it, that's it!
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's it.
Okay, so now what I want you to do is, you're gonna look for the red, out of base, out of base.
You had a Neymoodo.
But why I'm just alone on every dragon, I really don't understand.
Cause you're from Ascounter.
I shouldn't be getting 4v1'd on dragon, man, like I-
I agree with you, I agree with you, but sometimes like, this is the risk.
I don't have 20 seconds.
But I should not go back here, fuck.
So go-
If you stay, if you stay, and then after it's clear all the way to the ground.
Cheese you again.
So no.
You need to go back healthy.
Did you see how, how when his E was down, then you can look for a kill on him?
Yeah, he just never gets that up unless I Q3 him, and then he just uses it to dodge me.
He uses Q to dodge your ultimate, which I was like, okay, maybe this guy's...
Hanzo, do you want me to gank his fans in a minute?
Yes, please, Jynxie, please.
Like, well, he had his help, bro.
But he used ult, but he used ult.
Uh, you may be cut off.
E Q from safety.
Okay, go flip them out first.
Perfect, man, very good, very good.
E out.
Nice! Just like that, Mota.
You see what he just did?
The moment you press E, that's when you press E too.
Okay, so Jinx, low key?
Don't get mid yet. Go to the enemy blue.
The enemy blue buff now.
Okay, now, you're gonna hover the top side on Jinx's side, okay?
Hover the top side. Hover more on his side just in case he needs help, okay?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, now do not use your E.
You need to save your E in case the E comes.
That was the base, yep. That's fine. That's good.
Your E's down 15 seconds. Be careful.
So now what we're gonna play for us, we're gonna play for the blue gromp.
My donut is on welfare, unique!
Okay, we're actually losing, bro.
If you eat me, we're gonna lose the game.
It's okay, it's okay.
Why are you losing your lane to begin with?
He's in a counter match, homie!
Okay, Jynxie, listen, we'll want to bring a landlord.
Always race around telling the single mothers,
if he's sitting there, he's homeless,
we make it worse for him.
Okay, move like I'm talking help.
Press me, press me, press me.
I'm happy, y'all, very low.
after you okay so yeah now get this and then after what you're gonna take the
I am recall I recall I don't know how much you do that no no back up in recall
recall nice no good way to do it she's thinking I want you to get the plated
so caps there you go now run to the blue very good to be too okay so Jen see
let me ask you a question when our mid laner is on food stamps what do we do
raise the rat
exactly and we seal his food stamps
that way we get a discount next time we go to the grocery store
okay now Muda if you land low raise the rat you gotta kill him okay
so he takes you to the game
follow him in the jungle
yo yo okay follow him in the jungle
he takes you to the game
I think after this compound I need to take the ball wave
wait no but the enemies box
you should reset Muda
yeah actually never mind never mind just go to the wolves
go to the wolves go to the wolves
Muda what could you buy
you're bored right
You can stop your base here. He's gonna stop your base here
Yeah, but at the same time he could kill you
You're not strong right now. You're not either there. They're being to me. Hey, yeah
To beat the fifth beat the fifth team was there though
Jink see what do we do when what do we do to our tenants when they don't tip us at least 15% at the end of the month
what what we raise the right you got to pretend they got to the landlord bro
yeah what I didn't free service our jinx is on sex this game's over but let's
play it anyways careful because of a jinx is on sex and that means the jinx is
all he's done that every time bro like there's no way he's not yeah
Oh my god, what is wrong with my team?
Not even once.
Can we leave you on the E?
Yeah, go for the E.
Press up E.
Smite him.
Stop his base.
Smite him.
White out.
Nice.
Come, come, come.
You got him.
Okay
Control your emotions you're gonna get trolls like this control
Keep pushing keep pushing remember
Yeah mood at your coaches told you to calm down how does that make you feel
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, go back, go back, go back, go back, the TP, the TP
Press sap, how fed is he?
Press sap?
Oh too, you can kill him, but right now, he's too far back
he's too far back, you can't, just go back
Can I, like, fucking die on him?
No, alright, now let's let the dragon do it
Press B, press B, you're wasting time
Why don't I wanna take the TP
Mooda, I want you to come dragon with me
OK, I got you, I'm down
Kill the team, kill the team, I was invisible, kill them
I would be able to kill my own Abulahi.
Wait, Javis is coming right here. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Just follow the bloodsend. Follow the bloodsend. Follow the bloodsend.
This is bad. Careful.
This is not fed, bro. He's one and two.
Oh. No, he's farm wall. MF is also really fed.
Float, float, float, float. Very nice.
I missed my R. I'm a piece of shit!
I'm a piece of shit!
Wait, what do they use? What do they use? Do you know?
Okay, bro. It's like everything.
Yeah, everything.
Wait, more. More.
Now go down right now now now just your time here okay now
Like you're such a piece of shit
It's a piece of shit
Take the bullet, take the bullet, take the bullet
You have to hit it towards the direction you want to go
Bro, what is the point of being here Hamza?
Just in case there were one of these
Muda saw the dragon, saw the dragon now for Jinxy
He doesn't want to waste his time
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Take the wave
What do we do when our peasants disobey our orders?
I'm not stealing his fucking cannon.
They have free drag, they have free drag.
What's that Muram? Who's strong?
Do a Baron, both of you do a Baron now.
I remember someone strong.
You can kill everyone on the team.
Baron, I end your game.
Get the cannon first and then go Baron.
Other guy's risky Paul. No, it's not. No, it's not
Just go burn go burn go burn ignore everyone else
You're a father to a video character!
Kill Teemo! Kill Teemo!
Bro! Muda!
Kill Teemo!
Dude, the fucking giant!
We just don't like kill asshole fuck Baron!
Okay, Genzi press-
Genzi press- I'll be- press I'll be- he's in Vez.
Muda, last at this.
Don't Nard, don't Nard.
Okay.
Okay, Sinov, what's for the Baron?
Yes, go Baron, yes, go Baron now.
Not yes, we Baron.
Muda, go Baron now!
Let's go Muda, let's go!
Now, so much CS, it's actually terrible man.
Morda, just get the Baron, stop fucking crying!
Muda, Muda, listen, the good news is you don't need CS though.
You're not the main character of this game.
Haha!
Moody, you don't need to see us. You have a carry jungler on your team.
Relax a little bit.
Look at the jungler diff.
Moody, can you appreciate the jungler diff?
Just cold tap, bro, please.
I appreciate the jungler diff. Thank you.
It's a good game out of you, bro. I won't lie, bro.
I'll give you credit, and we'll credit you.
Moody, get ready to smite! Get ready to smite! Nice!
Turn!
Careful!
Nice, Dodge!
Well, I didn't know what to do.
Check it out.
Bro, why is Fizz allowed to do that? That's so broken.
What? Oh, nice.
Oh my god. Run.
I just get kills. I don't get it. I never get killed.
That's fine. That's fine.
Relax. You fucking try, baby.
Stop fucking trying.
God damn it.
I just hate being a negative Nancy, bro.
It doesn't matter. We're gonna win.
We got Baron. Shut up.
Bye.
Bye!
I'm gonna go bot, I'm gonna go bot, I'm gonna go bot, I'm gonna go bot.
Okay, so, Jynxie, since we're just a bottom, we're gonna wanna become a top.
No, no, no, no, you're patting wrong right now. See, you could've went all the way around.
See how you went the long way. So now Jynxie's taking your CS.
Ping him back, ping him back.
You bitch!
Okay, so now Jynxie, take the Krags then afterwards go for the top.
Don't let him take the CS. Ping him back. Control left click.
TLCer, should I flank him? Yep.
I said, move up. Take the one.
Press up and out. Press up and out.
W now. W now. W now.
And I'll go for him.
Follow the bloodsand.
There you go.
Keep pushing, move up. Keep pushing.
Apply pressure. Now you gotta apply pressure on silence, okay?
Press C. Don't forget about your E, bro.
You cannot forget about your E.
Come the go.
Okay, now go top. Go top. Go top.
Just push top now.
Oh
Broms they all rock. Oh, you should chop the master you but you're warm. It's insane. I'm not gonna lie
Thank you, bro
No, push up. Push up. Push up. Say top say top
You don't you don't have all day even if you're part of it doesn't matter
Oh, what is really good for you? This is really good for you really really good for you
I need you to do something this game.
He's getting the turret by.
He's just really good.
He's pushing.
Keep pushing.
It's really good for you guys.
Yeah, it's really good.
Keep pushing.
I'll tell you guys when to reset.
Have a free turret.
Get ready.
The moment you see somebody coming towards you,
run.
Keep hitting until you see somebody.
and then recall. If he chase you deep, you E and you try to kill him. Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him.
Careful, that W.
Yeah, turn, yeah, turn, yeah, turn, yeah, turn, yeah.
So, yeah, buy your commodants for death sands, then go to the red buff.
Muda, legitimately, what the fuck have you done this whole game? I'm not even kidding. What have you done?
I literally broke all the fucking down fucking bottom lane turrets.
Yeah, yeah, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
All three you fucking shit, okay, so Jain see so what up Jain see the good news is that mood
I got all the time to take gold side good so bad. It's like you're panicking. Do not so it's old
Yeah, but you can bait out his E if you Ian's keep auto-tacking he's gonna use his E the moment he uses eat
That's when you oh, okay, this is great. No, just get a kill brown seriously. We're waiting on it
Okay, so no Jain see look for the cabinet
I'm gonna fucking tweet this guy's speaking to me one more time because I'm not the one I'm gonna fucking tweet.
It's okay! Listen, listen, listen, listen.
It's okay.
Get the crap, get the crap, get the crap.
When your girlfriend, when your girlfriend is just yelling at you to say,
Okay, okay, okay, that's it. Just, you know, sign her out.
Well, like, I don't care. I just took all my kills this game.
This fucking pussy. Jigsie took like four kills off me, bro. Fuck this fucking shit.
No, but he's playing, you guys are playing good.
Okay, so, Jigsie, go bot, go bot.
The bad news is your mid laner is delusional.
He has three assists and he's accusing you of stealing four kills.
Don't talk shit about my student, guys!
You're studying this fucking delusional. I'm not my students playing amazing ain't that right big ad? Yes. Yes, daddy
Yes, bro. If this game is playing more like a big
Helping would have in the bush in the bush out, bro. Yeah, it's my dad's mind. It's my dad's mind. It's my dad
Nice. I'll be killing me. That's right. That's right. I see keep on nice. Go for more kill me a month
This is right there. What up? This is right there. He went invisible and dodged my old god fucking damn it
Let's watch more the eat iron
Yeah, yeah
What you have to be quick that's why that's why it's fun you kill the bulk of so but you could use it on the
You can be faster on the bulk of it let's go I'm right. We're good. Yeah, that's right. Okay, Jencee Jencee
I want you to say yo, Muda
Hums keeps calling you big M, but this game you're playing like a big P
What are you playing wonderful? You're playing wonderful
So we're gonna be here James is you're just gonna walk me. Okay, so you say a pot say a pot and then get it pick actually think yeah
Okay, go talk. Go talk. This is free
I
W
What should you do here now?
Yes, good you go top lane ping anyone who's top lane out
We'll ping him out
better
Jinxy take the crugs down
My fucking voice you're getting mugged by iron
So when I root the someone it's an iron, but when it's fucking you
You see the blue thing? No. You see that blue flower?
Yes, yes.
Hit it towards the baron pit.
We're gonna walk in. We need you, bro. We're playing for Crab.
Get in here, dipshit.
Be careful, careful, careful.
The Crab, the Crab, the Crab.
F.E.
He's blinding you. Can't use your auto-touch. That's all.
That's all.
Nice.
Nice, Moodle!
Press, Subby, press, Subby.
Don't go in yet, don't go in yet, don't go in yet.
Oh, no, no! Keep going!
You're playing!
Okay, look first on there. Look first on there.
Yep, go for this one.
No, you too, bro.
Use the green point right there.
Green point right there above you above you hit it left click it and then walk on it. Yes
Okay, yeah chase I'm chase eat it eat it eat it
Very good Gen C. Pussy Pussy
This is a flight
Keep going. What up keep going
Nice to see what a hell
God you're so worthless behind you
What are behind you?
It's me go to the bathroom Jason Jason. He's gonna come to you that face better die mood of walla. He got this better die
What why eat you eat you?
mood up Jason Jason mood up mood up mood up
He flashes okay, no, no, that's okay. No, you're not. No, yes. Yes
No, we could have you're not. I was in queue range. No, that was a valiant effort right there mood up very good
Valiant Effort, I'm hitting like fucking INTO HUMMS!
No, he got it, he got a good flank!
MY KIDS IS OINTENANT, MY MIDLATERS, BRAVE DEAD!
Oh my god, I have more kills, I literally else killed my mid laner, you fucking pussy!
Dude, I'm gonna be honest, the only Valiant Effort this game is Muda towards the fucking World Hunger, bro,
inting so hard that he's feeding everyone this game.
So go for it go for the tops about folk here and then after
He's feeding warm hongo Hums you better shut your bitch ass up right now. We talked him about
Okay, Hums fine 1v1 me I roll to settle the bats I get a shotgun you get brass knuckles
the bot side I don't you can now she's really strong when you saw the damage
the character shot oh she has or just all the kills press me I'm pretty sure that
was a twist I was not for you guys by the way so James listen you're gonna play
for your bot side afterwards look on the look on the dragon other crap you
play debate for BS or debate for DBS you almost had it but like you all you
got chunked out so you got the music on IE try to get IE
He's just a freak out.
Yep.
You guys didn't kill the enemy.
I'm freaking out, like, look for the enemy.
This misfortune is the biggest problem.
It's two people made, two people made.
So Jinx, you walk in, Jinx, you walk in, you're walking in.
Jinx, you walk in here.
Push.
Nice.
Good ult, good ult.
Muda, go to the mount.
Did I just say fuck the stage?
No, no, no.
Keep going.
Muda, help!
I'm killing you.
Muda, help!
Where are you?
My god, it's fun. It's good. It's good. Why do you take so long?
You know that come at the perfect time, bro, but it's gonna be
Shit never late
Never late is better. You tell me time is money, but we'll spend it together
Jake and focus on the game. Oh
Bro, I think we should have took drag. They're all responding. No, yep
So now Jinx, you flame your midlaner for making the wrong call again.
No, that was not the wrong call. He was taking the wave and he had a good flank again.
Wonderful, Moota. Good job. Always play for yourself, Moota. Do not play for your team.
Now you want to reset here. Go back, go back. Now you can go to dragon, okay?
So now Jinx out of base here, gonna watch dragon then Baron.
Well, actually, no Moota, you press B. Let them do the dragon.
No, no, they can stop your base here. They can stop your base here, Moota.
They know you're there. They know you're there, Moota.
But how do they know?
Muda, just run to the dragon.
Are you a toddler?
I said it 30 seconds ago.
Yeah, we don't need you.
God damn it!
You fucking son of a...
Oh, you don't need to go.
Just press me.
We don't need 100 people on drag!
Jump a war.
Wait, that yeas.
Wait, I don't think...
Oh my god.
So, J.C., if you don't win the dragon,
that would have never happened.
Yeah, exactly.
Yo, Muda, I fucking hate you.
Wallahi!
I literally said, just go to the dragon!
And now it's stolen!
You piece of shit!
I'm just a vessel on my coach. My coach told me not to go, so I'm just a vessel on my coach.
Hums, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Yeah, can you say like, can your coach talk to my coach? That's not a me problem. That's my, that's my coach.
Listen, I, I told my vessel to go B, to be fair.
So I'll take that one to the TIG. That is a coach.
Bro, he's about to be a vessel for him. Jinx, he's not a piano performer like that again.
But he's, he's overperforming.
It's okay, it's alright. They got Baron though. That is not good.
jingsy go for the battle
jingsy you're never gonna be in this griefing again
look where moody is on the map
no it's a good macro
yeah you're right
go top go top
moody don't eat just go push top
jingsy jingsy
jingsy go top
yep i see
worthless piece of shit
moody they're trolling
your team should be toppling with you right now
you're a one man army okay
Play by yourself
Push it keep pushing your job
That's team most room is ultimate. It's just basically just like oh nice. It's a bomb. You stepped on a mine. Okay. That's okay
It's just mine. You can heal up
I get to fucking
Move it back up back up back up on it's back up. I mean getting the top fucking towers dumb ass
That's fine
Go to the general macro. I'm working my crow bro chill
It's all the way around you're doing macro they're doing my
Yes, you can murder go get him ignite ignite, okay by the side stage up
We're a good kill
That's why you're fighting
Fuck your team wait for yourself big
What do you mean sell your pickaxe it's one of the components
All left quick them that dance the beach almost golden eats. I don't know Matt
You'll have it by then
So you're gonna focus up and then you're gonna focus every second, okay?
You're spawning in 30 seconds, so you'll have enough gold. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait more.
Well played, Moe. That was amazing. You did 8.2k damage right there. 8.2k!
I'm a terrorist, I'm a terrorist.
Wait, Hums, Hums.
Yeah?
What's 8.2? Minus, uh, 1.5.
7.3.
Well, I don't know I feel about four times. I just run a guy. I don't know
No, no, I'm sending mid
No, fuck the team Oh, I'm see needs to be met right now
Jinks you know jinxing no jinxing no jinxing no jinxing no jinxing no
No.
I got cannon.
No.
Take your way, men now.
Grab the red buff.
Grab the red buff, Muto.
The red buff.
I don't know what that is.
If you don't get to mid, I'm going to beat your head in.
Yeah, you see that?
Oh, your Muto guy's grabbing it.
You see that circle thing?
Oh, he just took it.
He just took the buff.
Muto has a flake.
Get ready, Jinxie.
Get ready.
Jinxie, get ready.
Jinxie, go!
Someone's go, someone's go, someone's go for Muto.
Going for Muto, going for Muto.
No!
You are!
Nice!
Oh, no.
oh no that mf is hitting like a truck yo what just happened bro how's that
what happened what happened the buckhouse press E and one side of you and
everybody was just focusing you on jinxing your team is really afk that's quite
depressing jinxing where the fuck are you?
no he helped no jinx was the only one that helped you I respect that I was kind of
teamed up jinx and senna literally just watched you guys they didn't even press
So you're a team of those green-
Bust the heart, bust the heart.
Yeah, bust the heart so fucking cancer is what they need to be blessed with.
Wait, wait, wait, age!
Age, not cancer, age, age.
Okay, listen, what we need, guys, is when you just grew mid,
Mude, you need to get more than just a one-man alt.
And it needs to be on a misfortune.
That was a two-man!
No, Mude, don't worry about it.
Okay, it's gonna be better, doctor.
I agree with you, it's gonna be better.
You fucking terrorist, butts.
Two was not bad, bro, come on.
You got a one like every player was one. We want the same base same base. Don't don't buy it. I want you to buy a pot
Okay, we press up. That's that's that's that's that
Yeah, that's what I'm supposed to press up
Whole tab move a whole time. I want you to pause better
Yeah, my pot better here
Okay, now go mid everybody group in those five just give me those keys that you know, you're gonna press it during before fight
Okay, okay, I'll let you know what to press to okay. Can I go by here? No, you need to group your team mid
go to mid!
maybe we force a fight on baron kill everyone
go on the top crabbing
push one the wave mid
no dude, hamster don't need to play proper macro
they just need to be on the fight as fast as possible
it's bronze
there's no minions mid they can't
look for yeas
run run run run
there's three people here but four
walk towards mid
in the bush in the bush you guys are just in the bush and just a death brush
you know I'm gonna press to press to just in case you forget press to all right
we have to are this perfectly Muda yeah I got it bro you have to order the mf
or the vocals ready let's just focus the MF just the MF just the MF down
Keep going keep going
No yes they can just go for the end
No they can't
Go in and then burn in and then burn in and then burn
It can throw like this it's just better to get into something in the end
Okay go back go back
Just go back
I agree just go Baron mother fucker don't they shut up
Shut the fuck up you're talking from your screen
You can't let them stop that
My culture is a top tech master
You are a master
Shut up
Hey don't do Baron
Yeah we're not on that same night that you would have been in Valorant without the wind trading
You fucking piece of shit
I'm gonna say wallah you didn't win trade
We're actually so good we killed the MF.
And you guys got our G8, that was a really good engage move.
Guys are we just going to skip over the fact that Mona just said Bawla?
It's okay, lock in, lock in, lock in.
You guys need to push out, wait, wait, wait, wait for center.
Wait for center, wait for center, lock in.
Wait, you guys did not win yet.
Pay attention.
somebody's a push-off time you guys shouldn't just aim at mid yep you guys
need your center you guys just gonna 45 without the center no no no no I think
at this point guys it's 5-5 because like the right macro would be Mooda
splitting but I feel like I'm gonna die
Mooda I'm gonna jump the MF in a second are you down?
wait wait wait Mooda Mooda try to heal on me
just wait a second wait for a second wait for a second let me heal up though
let me heal up Jyxia I have life steal so let me just heal up okay Mooda go on the MF again
Remember you have you can do it.
WNR, WNR, WNR.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Now, Mooda, walk up.
I don't see the MF.
Yeah, I don't see the MF.
She's back.
They're sending up a lot of traps and they're not letting you guys engage though.
Yeah, okay, J-Jinsi, you go bot, Mooda goes top.
You bot Mooda.
Okay, I'm feeling like I'm gonna show you.
Mooda, press me, Mooda, press me, press me now.
Press me now.
Get time for speed get time for speed oh, okay, we jinx this could be good. This could be good
Just wait, okay, the way
Yep, yep, yep very good very good. Okay guys, but why he so one three one listen listen listen listen
You guys just don't fight and play off numbers. Okay, Jinx. Just do not fight. Okay?
I'll let you know what to fight back up Jinx back up. Jinx back up careful. They're coming to play you guys, okay?
I
Just one little push little push you're not pushing push
It's okay, it's okay, they don't get a little more grand
That's all right. That's all right. They don't get nothing from this. We just don't get enough with Baron which is okay
Look, we just need the next dragon right?
Yes
Shaggy one wait more than a product on the game. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie
Actually, yeah, oh you must be
Okay, give this in it give it in it you're gonna play on of these two toys
The own circle in the middle of your screen where it says back
Just play on of these two turrets
Okay, in the middle of your screen in the middle of your screen you choose day to use money to go in the book
Let's go on the book. Let's go. Oh, it's your man. Show me. It's what's happening. Show me
W. W. Chase.
Keep pushing keep pushing.
Yes!
We got it.
Pass out, pass out, pass out.
Who's up?
No, no, no.
I'm gonna come out there, come out there.
I forgot, I should just go out there.
Outter, outer, outer, outer, outer.
I have no key, I have no key.
Outter, outer, outer, outer.
I have no key.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Now, outer, now, outer now.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
the end of the game we get this
Mooda said BOLLA he never said win traded
this fucker win traded
oh I did not
I don't care what a small thing
what a move
E-R-E-R
what's up with the wave how did I get it
get ready to go on go go go go go
nice
help me
nice
oh
B-Nah, Mudo!
Okay, push him in! Push him in!
Push him in the mid-way, the mid-way here.
What are you guys-
No, I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Just push him!
Bro, you gotta add it! Right now, you gotta add it!
Kill the raptors! Kill the raptors! Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!
Heal!
We have outer, we have that now!
Okay, Jynxie, let's go!
End! End! You need to end!
You just have to push mid, and then afterwards look on the end of it.
I say, it's a little of your mind. Don't be scared.
It just slows you and takes time.
That's it. Just go in-
Okay, I jinx the ulti ulti oh
Careful, careful, E
Help him, help him Mooda
Two?
Keep hitting, keep hitting, help him
Yeah!
Nice!
Make sure!
That's my boy!
He's dead, he's dead!
I jinxed him, I got my just 10 minutes
10 minutes, 10 minutes
Oh no, you guys didn't end yet
I'm just about to spot him
Mooda, you know, get ready what you are
Get ready to art! I'm on spawn!
I have it ready, I have it ready, I have it ready.
Wait, wait, wait!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Miss Fortune, Miss Fortune!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, I think we just back off. Back off, play back.
Reset it, reset it, reset it, reset!
Play bear, play bear, play bear, they're junglers dead for 30!
Go on the ground, this guy's boy!
We're not getting you!
Jyxie, I'm gonna press B and buy an item, I'm gonna buy an item!
Now, Jyxie, get ready to buff, get ready to buff, get ready to buff!
BT and a pot mirror, okay?
Meet me, Baron.
Muta, after you die, can you come back?
Let's ask the answer.
Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron.
How many times would it be better to go, like, on this hunger over BT?
Okay.
Baron, Baron, Baron!
The thing is, I'd rather have Muta go on BT, so I can understand his limits with BT,
because he usually goes all the time.
Okay, okay.
If I make him go different builds, he's not going to always go in, you know?
Yeah.
Okay, you guys seem to be the same.
You guys seem to be the same.
You can't defend, yes.
If he walks up, just E on him.
You're not gonna miss his face. We got this get in his face. Keep it. Just keep it out. I want to turn one. Okay
See on the outer side of it
Get ready to turn one of us. Let's get ready to turn. Okay, James. See nice. Oh, go go. Very good. All right
Okay, look for the queue queue. Yeah
Yeah
I
You can
Push push push push up with him now because they want to go bot
Yeah. Let's go. It's still two people. It's still two people. Okay. You guys are
in. Yeah. Stay away from that. Mine. Stay away from it. Yeah. Go on. Ignite. Careful
Moodle. Careful. He's going to kill you. Careful. Careful. Careful. Nice. Nice.
Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't move. Don't move. Stop moving. Stop moving.
Stop moving. Stop moving. Look for the way. Just push the wave in on the game.
When you're on the W on the RDMF. W right now on the RDMF. W on the RDMF. Fast.
Hit him in your Moodle. Alt. Alt. Alt. Alt. Good. Yeah.
I cannot believe Muda hit us with the BALA
I've never seen that before
It was actually funny
Oh also guys, follow the puns, give subs and everything over the last 3 hours
Thank you
Now it's actually fucking insane
All right, okay guys listen snow we got to do listen up listen up we are like ten wins away
We need to go on the win streak now like we generally need to
Did I I still can't believe we actually hit a 25 kill yee game earlier like that was actually insane
If we get another good game for you, I'm definitely gonna walk it in
when you get the gem promotion screen it would be at 3 in the morning so it'd be like I think
about like 3 hours from now something like that how are you gonna play for we're gonna
see bro
yo you guys know about the fucking donalds?
alright and just as i'm at the bottom of the welcome thank you
okay so again these are supporters giving us lost pick which means that we should
be able to actually go on the same here. And I gap in them in the prime welcome. Thank you.
There's a 32 kill game, wasn't there? Well, his was, his was. Cause like the thing is
that he had a 32 kill game where he got a pen to kill, but honestly like a 24 kill game
with a quadra. Yes, see? Hey, listen, I'm telling you, we actually got it. And
I'm not watching him if I'm welcome. Thank you. Okay guys, I'm gonna be honest
I know I said I want to do mastery but versus politics. I'm honestly kind of feeling the heck from life. I
Think we're definitely gonna do a heck from this game. I can burst that complex really nice action
Let's get bread bag
All right, let's get down
Okay, give me one second on I just see both my nose and then we'll be ready to lock it in
I
Know you guys know about the fucking don't mess up with the world
What?
Donkaze, you should read the comments from JCentraFed.
Some of them are hilarious.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' DOLTLE?
best heck room in the world
I guess I'm gonna be honest with you this is generally like a golden heck room
game
like this is the kind of heck room in the literally dream about
and uh I need to have this up welcome
and confident promise all thank you guys okay so my
ADC's name is I will trolling and he's playing Fiora ADC you guys think he's actually trolling or is he a smurf?
Well, I guess we're not gonna find out I'm lucky. All right, let's go
But he's so good to meet Jedd if you got challenger. Yeah, well I would
I'm probably gonna go with my brother too
Like I don't think my brother's gonna be on stream unless we do like some kind of gym stream or something
But yeah, I probably bring my brother as well
I think we actually want to three cam towards bought this game low key
Unless I play for folk there
Did he flash okay corgi's flash we're gonna three cam towards one
can you show the roomgulp for hacrum?
gotcha buddy
oh then i'll go with this
yeah so what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for 3k and clear bot side and then afterwards
we're gonna look for porky kill
and uh we'll see if he'll be found
thank you
nice hacrum of the world
alright
So now we just found this and then we should be able to...
Your Dante's what's your opinion on Vieja?
I've been using him a lot to climb recently, but I want to hear her take on it.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Vieja was good, but the only problem is that he needs you to have like an engage on your team.
Now that's kind of like the problem.
If you don't have an engage, it makes the game like way harder.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for this and we're gonna...
Enter KM, have you kept sharing?
Okay, easy. Here you go.
So the problem with this game is that right now the enemy core can reset, so it won't
be able to select for any botgames.
So as a result I'm just going to like get into recall, and then out of base we're just
going to insert on Toroto.
So now we've played on the red buff and then after the red buff we're going to play
for 3 count on topside.
You know, part of me actually wants to just like control E here and then go for a top
rank.
Didn't get a nice trade on him, I should be sitting down for it.
Now that's going to jump towards him, he's not going to ever fight this.
Okay, so we're just going to play on our top side then.
Okay, so now we're going to play on the red, and then after red we're going to
look on the wrappers it looks like Nunu is already ganking Bopo
yeah this shit is rough
this uh this game ain't easy it ain't easy but i think we got it
Kha'zix is bot, so that means Kha'zix never took the botcrab because he has fine 3cs
also means i talked about Foker as well i'd love to maybe look on the top dive
Okay, so what we're gonna do is we can maybe look on the sim.
I think what I'm gonna do here is I'm actually gonna wait for the new new 2WM and then once
Okay, so we're going to play on the two comps here and then we should be able to...
Have they actually looked for a kill here?
Honestly, you know what? That's worth. Look at the wavecork you lose this. Super worth.
We know that Nunu has no flash and we'll look on this.
I really want a pound less right now.
It's kind of hard for me to do anything here, but maybe the raptors are going to be up if
they are, then I'd want to look for a pound of...
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
Okay, so now we're just resetting our machine again.
And uh, line-gloosening Felix and Church thing, that's where it stops.
And we see them in the front, so thank you guys.
So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play on the topside here and then afterwards
So let's see if I can look on the dragon.
The problem here is that Malfoy doesn't have any mana, so you can't even melt it if you want him to.
Good news is that the Wukong is literally never going to kill him ever.
I don't like how overexcited my bot is.
If Kha'zix is good at the game, he just looks for a gank so he kills them.
I wonder if we'd be able to actually look on the crab.
It's going to be delayed here so probably not, so better for me to just like wait for
my camps to respawn.
We're gonna do this stuff
We're doing estas
This is fucking crazy
Now they're, yeah they're just waiting in the bush with the salt
So the shit just fucking blows because I'm missing every one come from all of the six
and I don't have any time when I get it.
This is so fucking nice.
So like I assume that shit we were to look on the dragon without any good or we're doing
bad.
Like, because it's trying to get some kind of invade on me, but there's nothing I can
do to take care of.
Okay, so now Kassadin just gets a free kill on the Serfian.
Nice.
I don't know, I'll just reset play from my top side.
The reason why I'm pinged my palm down is because I'm not going to be able to get
you
All right, so now we're gonna do some kind of rappers and after oppa's
I'll say mother
Predator
Dude, you're a predator. Yes, yes. Wait, no, what the fuck?
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' total?
Alright, so then after this we'll see if we can play on the crab.
Come on.
see what I really really really really really long right now is stop my
mouth or something crazy fun
okay so now what we do is we look on the blue and after blue we'll play on the gromp
is there anyone that we can buck on this?
I guess I'm a flash, remember?
Bro, mouth, I didn't know what you're fucking ulting at. Walk in here with me.
I was really hoping that there would have been a camp or something up.
Alright, so now what we're going to do is, I think I'll actually wait a little bit longer
because I'm only missing like 100 gold for my endless hunger.
So we're starting right now with like really suck.
By the same time looking for an invade is risky if playing for mountain camps lots
like Folkler.
Alright, fuck it, we'll just Folkler then.
ads are we only do three hours a day
I never want more than that
for all I am 21 unemployed it's 5 a.m. in the morning smoking a cigarette and
drinking beer I think it's the piece of my life
you're gonna look back on these days tomorrow and you're gonna like
you're gonna fucking like uh...
ache for them
you're gonna be like man those are the fucking days
I remember for me what it was is like when I was like
17, 18
it would just be like the three m discord calls of the funds you know
are saying that running week
their bunch of one day it's like you look back when you're in your twenties and
like that
i don't even have those
i don't have those calls in one like fucking
so now we're gonna do is uh... we're gonna put the uh... was
was a lost one stream
as a good guy
I can do
someone who's going to look on the uh...
crab after walls and then we could maybe look on the
i think it would be better for me if i were to reset
they will reset on paper q-socks off from
I don't think we have to give anything here.
You guys know motherfuckin don't
That's how from the world
Sound me, sound me, sound me
It's actually kinda crazy cause even our team guys is like reactionary
I look at that omnifamp isn't that crazy?
Boa was right about it, it's your personality that people like but it's a mix of League
2, entertaining and your hotcrime is always sick of mode plus R educational, yep it's
a little bit of everything.
As I get the schizo analogies, you get the gameplay, you get the crazy shit.
And the funny thing is that it's like, even if you like only one part of me, eventually
you learn to accept the other parts and even come to enjoy them too, you know?
I'm like living with AIDS, you know?
Like at first you're like, dude, what the fuck is this shit?
But then over time you come to appreciate it, you're like, oh, actually, I'm not
sure at all.
Huh.
Anyways.
Anyways, okay, so now we're going to do something in focus, and then we're going to look on the drag.
Alright, and then now what we'll do is we'll look on the Raptors to Gromp, and then we'll look on the Gromp too.
Viewbot of Doom? I don't think we're actually getting viewbotted today.
I'm pretty sure it was actually like real viewers.
Chat said one of your real viewers, let's see.
Even if you're like not followed, even if you're like new follower, if you're gonna unfollow after a sub-crate year, like everything.
If you're watching a stream right now, check one out.
Yeah, of course. How could I forget it?
top their jungler zone. I think it's, I honestly, I think it's like Kindred, Rek'Sai,
I'm Talon, but there's also like Lee Sin, Graves, like they're all on the same level.
Where did those play buttons come from?
Oh, so my main Doughnut channel is one, then I also have a Doughnut Shorts which was another
one.
I have Eclipse of Dante's channel that's like 3 million which was like the silver
I'm a gold and then I have another channel called don't us highlights, which is another short one
That's not like 101k
Now we're working on getting don't us live to silver by the end of the year
I was doing roblox for a little while, but
Roblox was weird. It felt like I never really found my footing
because I probably filmed with Roblox that you really have to be like PG and it's like
you know like I can be like high energy but the problem is like so can fucking
a million other people you know what I mean
so I don't know
but I might revisit it soon because they're making this like a brain rot game
that's like a Pokemon inspired it's called like catch a brain rot or some
shit so when that releases I might make videos on them it's really same like
next month so i might revive the channel
time
roblox yeah i tried roblox below that
no shite
we got like 20k but the problem is that like
none of the videos really popped off like
our best video was like 8k views
i don't know it was just strange like the reason why we got to 20k subs is just
because we all make fun of like crazy shorts
I really really want to play on this
guys I just realized I was supposed to go creeper this game
and so i'm looking at my inventory and i'm like wait why the fuck do i have a shojin
like i just realized i'm supposed to have cleaver
fuck
i think very strong
cast in southern i think give the shagon
Do you guys want to see a crazy play? Check this out.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Donald? The best heckler in the world.
It's nothing, but I subbed cuz I genuinely hope you don't stop streaming.
Aw. No, it's number nothing, but I appreciate it.
Are they into unsycing iPhone?
No, I'm not ed.
Without things I've been going recently, it's not something I would even ever consider.
Wow four words are we fucking serious about that?
That's crazy.
Four words is actually crazy.
So we're coming in so long.
I'm dead to no one else here.
Listen, my team should be able to smirk that.
Oh that was so close.
I'm gonna be honest, if we get like one good fight here, we can't wait to saw that one.
And uh, Claude's standing in the prime, and Fluffy's standing in the prime as well.
And Brandon's standing in the sub too.
and early with the problems, thank you guys.
Guys we really need to hear more than anything else in mind, if I get this I'm actually
able to solo-carve.
not that i should even have to i mean like
i can't seem to really scale now
Oh my god
Alright anyways, we got this sound and we can tell when it starts to work even
Don't mess heck with the world
Ben around will continue to be around
The Diplo found someone so like, thank you Ron
Ben going through a time in life lately
that your screams have brought me tons of laughs and smiles. Had no clue about you until the
Junk Seastream, but now I watch you everyday heart. Thank you Ry, appreciate it. I'm glad
that you must be an Alp. Okay guys, I'm going to be real with you. You need paper? Oh man,
but we really need is we got to kill the quarky priority and then after quarky it's cause it's quarky cause it's
But I cannot allow the immunity at a max charge off. It's been two parts of that neuronal
Let's see if we can share
two million people can't go there, oh now I'm scared of the beauty in the broken glass to stand in front of me
my voice without the light, this is what it's about
I think I'm ready to just die
even if I die we get the 1k gold balance here which is like really really really nice
the only issue is that it's just like really fucking rough
yeah I feel it's completely wrong
Muffin is so hard. What the fuck? Like guys, what?
I don't even think Fur Elise is that bad, like it's a jet broken.
and
Looks like everything else is him. That's your life. What the fuck is any of this shit 3 and 11
Oh shit, NBD on the 5v3 pretty sharp. Thank you.
On beat, I'm gonna heal with it when you're ready for it.
I'm not getting like, we can actually 1v9 now, I have the items I need for it.
We're going to go ultra lock here to win, are you guys ready for it, yes or no?
else works so hard every game they're going through an awesome time in life
lately but your streams help bring me down and back to reality thank you
broski
I
Well, it's 1v3 but it's a level 16 full build cast in.
Do you think coaching a new player has made you better of all as a player as well?
yeah definitely
fuck my cast and fuck my cast and
fuck my cast and
bro can you recall your fucking mon on
no fuck my cast and
fuck my cast and for that
fuck this
wow
it's like
he did the one thing
in that entire game that he could have possibly have done
to sit down and completely solo sells the game
you know what I mean?
like
like that there's literally no way bro
what is happening i don't know did he just like i'm pretty fucking run that one
fucked up though
oh my god
are you a hardsuck master? no dude shut up
we're not hardsuck at all, they're just some mucky
I got no motherfuckin' doll, that's heppin' in the world.
How do you calm down so fast after that?
Uh, cause I've been awake for about 16 hours now.
You can go out and sit down bro, I'm welcome.
Thank you.
The answer is in line.
Alright.
Parseus 2 nerfed, well now it's not bad.
So just the fact that everyone just decided to complete laning for that reason.
But the thing is it doesn't matter though.
Now I'm into your hard stock bro, I'm not hard stock.
We're just getting some unlucky games and it's fine.
Nah, I'm crypto down in the prime, I'm just kidding.
I just got autofill toplanned, we can't be fucking serious.
okay surely surely surely surely we're not gonna get a dog shit fucking match up
right like surely there's no way we're gonna get dogs a match up right
Hi guys, what's the angle here?
I bought Cloudry some of the Kiboky hit at Cloudgame.
What?
Man, that reminiscence of the time that friends on Discord got me in the field.
I don't even have those friends anymore, but those memories of those times will
never leave.
For real.
Well listen, the thing is, bro, that'll come back though.
You're always in a new golden age, always.
Even if it's rough, they're gonna look back on finally one day.
Is this Zinzal top?
Well, fuck these clock suckers.
So now I'm last, but goddamn it, fucking piece of shit.
I'm more inclined.
What are you gonna lock into my clad and fucking bastard?
I was the clad king on my topling challenge.
You can be serious.
You fucking rat bastard, cock sucker motherfucker!
He last picked mouth fight when we have a saw us locked in, that's the most insane thing
I've ever seen.
broken well when I was in my top lane challenge I was actually really good at it though
Alright, so guys
Papers, yes, and ward's lowkey
You should have swapped to mid. No, I don't get double OP if I do that.
Is that supposed to be a high-winner against Malfight? Yeah, because you're just one-shot everyone.
Alright, so now we just gotta play for last hits.
Let's go!
Double P after we win this, we need to win this bro.
If Double P would be like we won our last game.
I know I drained up of those Janksy streams.
I am, I am.
We're still gonna have at least a little bit of energy, don't we?
All right.
Wow, absolutely annihilated.
Trick-ass bitch.
of
the
Yeah, it definitely is, you're a fucking loser.
all right i'll get a point where i say i might see you after
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I think my best angle here would probably just be like,
Yeah, I'll literally just ask her like I'm not gonna lie to her, I think she's crazy.
Can use this at certain self, won't be topside for a little while.
And at least Malfi didn't even get in the search, so it's like yeah, it's any kind of like gold advantage on me.
Okay, I'm actually just going to play this here, and then after you can reset it's going
to so push into me, and I'm going to just like maintain it please.
as long as it doesn't matter that I'm good
as we're just gonna like last it for a little while
okay we're definitely gonna have to go Titanic Hydra this game though
I think I'm gonna go for more of like a Bruiser build
we have a lot of damage to our carries like Bobath
uh... sauce is on the substance in core care all gonna miss your time of
damage here
your best thing i know is that you're just playing for this
Okay, so Sunzao is probably ganking topside in the next, ah, of course, yeah, of course,
of course.
I mean, so you're just fucking can, because if I go for the sport, I'm probably going
to be Sunzao.
of
a
Alright, let's go to the top right now.
The thing is that, like, yes I could just, like, hold the, uh, live under my church here.
But I'm gonna be honest, like, I don't think that's my play.
because it's not like ball that's ever gonna gank for me anyways
so I think I'd rather just play on the plates here
I played some roam, that's probably my better angle
alright nice, and then I can just back off from the ship again
I just saw a jiddy at the arcade, but whatever you do, don't let him get near your little sister.
He doesn't stop beating the fuck out of her.
I think I see, that's not actually half like Tabi yet.
Like, would I be crazy for singing? I think I should win one of the ones.
Fucking loser.
and now we just got played for free
bro I don't care I'm still going to go play here
I don't know how to play it then at least I demolish bragg bro
that's like nine hundred on the third
on me on me on nice
That's one TP.
Guys, what if we literally just help with this?
I mean, should have ulted, though.
So my Janna missed her tornado.
So my Janna missed her Tornado, I'm lucky.
I'm going to literally just play on the Turthon, but I'm really pulling out a fucking generational
guy this game though, real talk.
I'm going to see how this guy's got to be fucking filled though, no?
He's going to try to like ult me, cock sucker.
200 gold for titanic
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, that's a fucking turd.
I could just like shove it in the town, right?
Since I realized ganking top-end is a lost cause, this guy's never gonna do shit.
What?
this coxsucker talon is actually sitting there and ulting for a literal fucking
like a like bro it's unreal i'm literally like 50 hp i'm getting ults on by talon so
I didn't want to gank. You need to farm first.
You farm first and then afterwards you're dead.
I really want to look on the church here.
Does our curiosity do a certain damage to account for it's getting like an S-rank?
fucking better bro
yo you guys know motherfuckers don't?
that's actually the word
This is such a fucking cringe retard
That's not mad though
I'm sure this guy is a god of foe too though, like he
Alright, so we're sitting on a hundred CS right now, which is actually kinda insane, Loki.
Thirteen minutes hundred CS? Not bad.
So am I gonna die now?
This is so exciting.
Wait, they're not even killing me.
Guys, what the fuck kind of retouch it to have to deal with every game?
Okay, so now we'll play on a reset and we should be good.
Nice.
Okay, so what I really, really, really wanted to do now is just get my Titanic and then
afterwards we got Tabi.
I'm going to be honest, I think Hallbreaker looks really nice this game.
Drawed off of what the enemy laner is too and it's not how it works on these.
It's actually an introduced priority.
just want to be honest I just want to like run around the map right now
like shut waves in the room
if that is still feeling as clean as ever though I'm not going to lie
I'm gonna be honest, any team is full AD. What if I just wanted to have that sound like an Iron Sub Hellbreaker?
I'm gonna be honest, I really like that idea, sure.
share. You have no team? Yeah, that's fine. I'll be the team.
I think that's actually like free tertiary.
I'm going to be a little bit cautious right now.
Cause at any point in time you just pop a bat over the wall and then just one shot.
I really want to get that top wave here.
But I don't want to waste my top fork for it.
As long as I get that cannon, I'm okay.
Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're just going to play on the uh...
I'm going to play on this one, I'll be good.
And then what we'll do now is I'll just resaw play for like a TP around Hell, then we should be very well off right now.
It's like now when Rashi-san gets a tunnel relevant.
How's my sauce getting so killed by my mouth right?
That hurts a lot, man.
Even if I ulted in, the problems I've already just furtosed are furtosing out.
Yeah, you're gonna have to ult right if you're on a living dock, stuck in.
Alright, hero down, go. Give me a true form for my doll buff.
You guys got this, I'll just take the wave. You shouldn't need me.
Eh, I'll take the health.
I'll take the health. I'm the fucking carry of this game.
So for that sense, we need about 200 gold.
One, two, three, boom.
So if I sell my drone's blade after this, we're being made out of it.
Malfight's coming top, fucking music.
We're just waiting here, okay?
I don't want a reset to be honest.
I can only kill a small fight.
Staying topping is a complete waste of my time.
this and then just reset. Alright so now with that sense I'm actually strong as fuck by
the way. Like genuinely strong as fuck. I'm actually in town because I teleport. Next time
I think we're gonna go cleaver.
I mean after the cleaver I'll probably do like a bloodmail.
Charger to use the most?
Ah normally a hygrim.
I've been doing a lot of mass series so far though.
I have the most amount of hygrim games on the planet.
Believe it or not.
Now there's no way Tom can ever like, match me.
I'm just gonna play for this while they're working the top.
Easy as fuck.
Wow, sadly in solo kill plus fucking turret, I wish I got me out of the top end of every
game, god damn it.
Even if they try doing shits, I'm sure I should be fine.
I think I come to attack dragon. I'm probably just like re-sing my phage plus kindle gem for a bunch of health
I found just a mob literally
An entire training arc of playing top lane just like it have clutter as the pocket pick bro
The clutter is nasty dude, I'm telling you guys
Like when I was playing top lane my fed was legitimately like actually insane
Nice.
Those some.
I'm just like walking away from my Janna so I can never get a more than 1-9 alt that goes for me.
Oh this is bad.
Yeah, my ball of juice fucking completely counts around your town.
What a fucking moron.
I'm gonna lose this one.
I mean no, no, no, our corki's so fed as fuck.
well i guess my jungler and my f**king leveling are disabled but the crook is so fed
she is about to have this one
alright nice, well played bro
Zangtron's gonna look like a mess.
Please, this one is my friend for us.
You don't expect me to jump, please.
She went more reminder now she's building a crate. Yeah fucking kill me. I haven't seen
full AD, yeah let's not build that sound. Let's go more reminder into full crate. What
kind of a fucking retort am I playing with? Literally what kind of a retort am I playing
with?
now I'm just like yous all to follow this up
I'm so fucking excited
I'm actually fucking killing myself dude
Guys I had their mushrooms are crying
But I have to turn five gets to push up. Thank you, bro. Bro guys
Like dude, I'm literally setting that that's actually crazy
Holy fuck
And there's a lot of kwarots, but yeah, kwarots make sure they're unstoppable.
Oh shit. Wait, tell me, tell me if I push up. Thank you, bro.
Okay, I'll see if I give you guys a little win here, okay?
Yes, it's looking a little bit sad right now, but I'll see if I can hit you guys with something crazy right now.
Well, chase this, I'm all to you, chase it.
I'm gonna be honest, I feel like forcing out all those, like, cooldowns...
...isn't even that bad.
Like I'm gonna be honest. I don't think it's a bad real talk
Okay
Now for the real fashion
I mean this ball, it's legit a piece of shit like look at this belt
like
this
sauce is here
it also
like
what kind of fucking bullshit ass game even as a student
Like, was my jungler fucking autofill too?
I mean, at least it's not all PLOS, but dude, like,
what kind of fucking disgusting cancer retort of a fucking piece of shit?
I need Adam after all, and like...
What was his name? Burgala's Bean? Like,
you know what the one thing I hate the most is?
That you can literally tell how fucking retarded someone is just by their you
Why the fuck is this fucking piece of shit in my game?
Bro I
Am
600 LP why the fuck?
Do I have a diamond one jungler in my game?
That's unarmonically what boosts it from silver.
This has to be a joke.
impressive ass we boosted yeah okay i mean is there just a fucking time machine incident
twitter at you i mean is there just dog shit there's no point in my tweeting
yeah i should have time machine yeah i know i don't think
Join Jhinxie's lobby real quick, not that I need to cure up, I just had the most camps
for last ever.
How many more games for a challenger?
Are you away?
Nah, I saw a little over.
Still a little while away, unfortunately.
dying 8k view bots. I think I only have like 7500 view bots right now.
You wouldn't smile that much when you're starting out, yeah, 100%
I'm just an honorable person, bro.
Like, I'm just an honorable person, that's all it is.
There's nothing unfathomable about it.
Alright.
What's your favorite playlist? It depends on my mood, but all the playlists are good, to be honest.
Type 1 if you are a viewbot, bro. Nobody's gonna type 1.
nice so so but kill yourselves in game are you fucking kidding me so I get a
diamond one retarded freak as a jungler right I get auto-filled directly one
game after I'm getting filled mid with fucking bullshit someone needs to hang
themselves right now. I don't care who but somebody needs to in-game. What the fuck kind of shit is this?
Did this, did this, did this? Well, no this is like, the, the, the cortisol, I...
Dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge.
do you know me no no no no no no no bro no bro no bro no bro bro bro bro bro
No, no, this is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy.
Oh god. Oh my, no. No, I'm gonna puke. I'm gonna start puking.
I'm going to start puking.
No, no, no.
What the fuck is that even play?
We went no no no no dude I'm serious I will hate you forever if we lose.
I don't know who you are but I will legit.
His name is Udyr is a bald laner.
hashtag enter
guys guys guys
someone needs to start dying
somebody needs to start dying
there needs to be fucking bullets flying through someone's window right now
in a drive-by shooting
end game
no this is crazy
this is crazy
this is so this is crazy
no no no this is crazy
it's gonna be ten five years if you show up
no bro
no this is like
No, I feel like throwing up, I feel like throwing up, I feel like throwing up, I feel like legit puking and like I'm not even kidding.
Are you fucking kidding?
This is like legit crazy.
OH! Oh my god!
I
Know you guys know motherfucking mortal best heckra in the world
Time machine, time machine, go away, go away, give us Losers Q another day, time machine,
Time machine go away
Give us losers cue another day
Time machine, time machine go away
Oh thank god it fucking works
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
tribal ritual music thank you tribal ritual ambient music holy fucking shit
oh my god oh fucking god holy shit thank you thank you thank you thank you
thank you ritual music thank you holy fucking shit and Max is welcome thank
you and the venerals of this of us all leave them in the prime penis but they're
the time and these are the five gifts they appreciate thank you bro it actually
works bro legit it actually fucking works please look at your bottom again
ludicrous ludicrous ludicrous ludicrous I mean this with every fiber by being
right? I mean this with every fiber of my being. I mean this with every fiber of my being.
With every fiber of my being. I hope you get killed. OH MY GOD! NANO! THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR THE 20 GIFTED! Thank you bro! Holy fuck! Okay NANO we're gonna hear with the crazy
juicer one of you guys ready for it. It's gonna be a crazy fucking juicer now. Thank
Thank you so much for all of the shit.
Yo, you guys know about the f***ing soul?
Thank you.
And uh, Khaadani and Boat saying it as well.
Yo, you guys know about the f***ing soul?
It's fast, I promise. Thank you.
Okay guys, let's see what we do here.
Endgame, yeah, endgame.
I don't hope that guy dies, I'm always hanging in.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I kinda want to hit a game of the fucking maestro.
But we need our mid to lock and engage then, if I'm gonna do it.
Please.
You fucking asshole.
DROP!
Okay, alright, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
We're good.
OH SHIT YOU MET PIPE!
They're on the five gifts at pre-shot, thank you.
And uh, pasta and everyone else for gifts.
Um, that was good. Lefty.
Yo, Merc Treads. Yo.
Merck treads. Merck? Merck? Merck?
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' dog?
Dude, how the fuck can you bring disability? What the fuck? I don't know, I'm just having a sobbing.
And JIT-Free. JIT-Free.
Bro are we serious?
Jit free Epsi
Respect though
But thank you, that's all bro
Adontas offered me some hope of words and ways to them
Yeah I really don't feel like it bro
I lost my last two games
I hope that whatever is going bad in your life goes worse
That way I know that there's one guy on the planet that's having a shittier day than me right now
swear to god
okay guys we need to hit a juicer here I'm not gonna go out gluttonous so I need
to go merchants for sure
Alright, let's go guys.
Project command line ye.
Look at me.
Yo, you guys know about the fucking solo?
Project command line yee
And uh, blue meek animals are welcome. Thank you. How many wins a challenger stop asking
Please god
all right
setup guys amity was a jiff will be by the way like it's actually crazy to see
so where you see games like this
yo you guys know about the fucking don't
Best tackle in the world
It's actually super nice to see games like this
Project Command 9E
Exhibition mark rang, fuck you, strumpest, you fucking asshole
You literally beat me yesterday on your fucking rise
You cock sucker when I had the shittiest soul laners ever
Let's go buddy
I want to look for the uh...
What was that enough for Ozalpan to rest to the left side?
That's decent, I'll take it.
Plans to challenge her, David.
What's up with my ghosts?
Not sure how you're supposed to get Challenger when it's clear-wired, it's hellbent of giving
you the most cancer-brained-
Yeah, I know.
It's pretty bad right now.
It's actually pretty bad right now.
Let's do a game.
We're gonna win.
guys I'm not gonna lie once I get three items I start fucking fucking shit up
dude like a bullet in a china shop
god damn it
I'm gonna kill myself and I'll make sure everyone watches.
God damn it.
Oh my god we never mind I'm goaded I'm not gonna kill myself.
Holy shit.
Oh this song is so nice by the way I like it a lot.
No, you cocksucker, fuck you, and fuck your fat furs on mom.
you
I
Get someone on it's like you
But you idiot!
I'm sorry, Titan, Chinese.
I'm on the Pina colada, now what?
You're the one with me, just a heartbeat, just a memory
Even if the world, the room, or the sun, can't make hold of it
And so on this one is, Lou
Staying strong, tonight
But I never leave my side
Even if it's only in my...
Yo, you guys don't motherfuckin' know?
That's not what I'm talking about.
Jesus.
Yo, this is game-winning, by the way.
On a long street.
Oh.
I mean, yo, I want to be nine guys. She's gonna laugh.
With me, just a heartbeat, just a memory
Even if the world moves on
Let me hold you till the feeling's calling
Staying this moment, tonight
Where nothing ever leaves my side
Even if it's only in my mind
You're the one that keeps me silent
Maybe love is just a part of my mind
Alright, give me my reward now for helping me conch sucker
Thanks for the wave
Alright, we gotta read something top to bottom, okay?
I have my crack in my tooth
You're the one that keeps me silent right here
I mean, I know he's in the bush, but we can just leave.
All right, is there any way that we could look on someone's blotcher?
He's in the audience, Loki.
Not even monkey
High-key
Oh
Holy fucking cabinet of kisses.
And we go for that, I could just stop this thing.
but if we trade health on the other hand
i'll call you disabled
mentally and physically
give me the kill
you fucking piece of shit
asante the time has come
do not hesitate
show no mercy
execute order sixty seven
holy fuck that swine antsy here today
I'm tired of trying to get a smile on my face
I
The second is he is fated.
Now, give me the kill, you're disabled.
Nice, bro, I love calling my teammates disabled.
They give me everything when I do.
What do you mean they're disabled, I don't get it?
Like literally disabled, like they don't have arms or like they're born with like severe
disabilities.
Like it's not a code word bro, I genuinely mean they're disabled.
Wait, wait, wait, did you think that when I call my teammates disabled I'm like using
some kind of like league lingo that is, no, no, no, like I'm just a piece of shit, like
I'm just going them disabled.
Yeah, I played the rest of the topside.
Thank you for watching!
you
We're definitely going to GM, not saying a guarantee, but GM's a child as well.
Nine hundred.
So it's about 10, 11 runs away.
Alright.
10 to 11 wins away.
Why are you still playing Zonk? Cause I just have like, Prima losing him.
What is this song, please? Uh, see how lost the card.
You follow up in twitch?
Yes and no.
It helps in the, like it doesn't give me money, but if you watch the stream and then you like
watch ads and it makes you money, so I guess I kinda.
And then the last one.
Which hotline do you like?
We need three wins away from challenger one point. No, no the close to gole is like maybe six
Where's like maybe six
All right
keep winning and losing go on the win streak yeah but dude i'd love to but it's like really
fucked up pretty soon like like we're getting literally some of the most like demonic games
like literally ever played on the trolling
what?
when is Hizuo jungle? by the way you should stream on twitch
real? I'll say about that
I don't want to go into X-File
Wait, is he literally never goes?
He never goes crit literally ever
Weird
I feel like crit is so chill though at three items, isn't it?
full AD, maybe we'll con them
I think I'm going to be recalling this game, where are we recalling it?
but yeah it's not gonna get me for you
Mastery again now, Mastery not this game
they have Milo
going evers is not what we want to do that
That's all it is.
When you started your mom was just inseminated, but now I'm getting ready to have the baby.
I don't know what to say.
I mean, both of them have put 11 hours, so it's not that long.
Loki hasn't been that long.
Yo, you guys know about the fight!
Alright, guys, we're gonna get done now.
Let's see if they have enough ammo. Thank you.
I hope you're getting stream sniped.
Who the fuck even says something like that?
What are crazy things to say?
Wow.
All right, so guys
Do you ever put sugar on your cake and tell your bot lane to suck it so they can get out of the top chair and into some action
That's a crazy thing to say.
I respect the originality there.
I don't know if I'm getting the dust from my mouse.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's start a first blue con game that would play in like 5 days or something shit.
I'm actually down for the fucking blue dong.
I'll see you in the next channel.
I think I'll go in W3rd as compared to the one on this chunk.
EQ Q I think is pretty okay.
now you need a love bro, you need a love
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
We got the ship off.
I'm going to be done as fuck now.
Okay, so we're outside of showstop.
Holy fuck, that ward is fun to be done.
Okay, so now we'll get this and then I'll just vote some long sorts
What
Can you say arsenal you suck you're going to get slapped in the final?
I mean listen Manchester United ain't gonna do any better, bro
My bad, it's like now I rage baited two sets of soccer fans
and I rage rated all of them because I said soccer.
what if we could actually look for the uh...
there's a lot for the rappers in the car
it was a motivational speech
i can't right now
you're going to win trick for that
but when i'm like one minute away i can do a motivational speech but not before
i think what i might do today guys i might just stream to like maybe three four
a.m. then go to sleep
so keep queuing out these n a ours is like
kind of a coin flip it's only just that it's not like
What?
Yo Dante, streams are goaded bro, if it wasn't watching you train JYNXCI, the eye wouldn't
have played LOL and I wouldn't have been playing as soon as I started playing GGBORG.
Thank you very much for showing.
Not enjoying it.
There's maintenance at 1am, not today, tomorrow.
Oh fuck, you're lowkey right though.
Summons won't be able to play for the last like 2 hours until later updates.
fuck your asha right god damn it fucking christ you know your asha
this diddy blood just spoke facts
young dauntless would do a 40 hours sherman call you a pussy
Yeah, but the reason why I'm a little bit kind of like ants, because my heart's been
weird over the last few days, not like weird in the sun, so it's felt weird, but like there
was one day where I took a lot of caffeine and then after that when I was screaming I
could feel that like, it's like I would scream and then I would feel like, oh, that
doesn't feel right, you know.
And then the next day I took like barely any caffeine, but then when I did it's
like I still felt it.
I didn't spend like pretty normal today, but it's like I am cautious about that.
Yeah, no, 100%. Before my near-death experience, I would, for sure, like, there's something
like 50-hour shims at fucking, like, Suncafion, but I don't have people to live for, unfortunately.
All right, I'm also not good
See a doctor now I've had a heart issues in the past like I know what it feels like
It feels like kind of like a twisting and turning wasn't like that at all
But that's why I've been like hard limiting like my caffeine recently
I don't mind go over like a hundred milligrams a day for us like four days or something
What?
To be fair you climbed a lock while balancing coach in JYNX-TI
Get some sleep now. I'm legit not tired right now. That's something I'm not getting up
Like I'm legit chilling right now, but in like two hours I might be a bit different
I've been up since like I think 7 30 this morning though
So it's what like 18 hours on
you know what even if Camel kills me the fuck do I care
and then only talks a lot
but why he gets it in the same time as you
There's no army getting it checked out
Not gonna be fine like just okay like if it would have continued over the last few days on it was on whatever
But just like the day that I over did it. I knew I was overdoing it
You know, I mean it was like 10 p.m. And then I was taking like 15 milligrams. I was like, ah, I thought I was like, oh, okay
Not all right
Yo, you guys know motherfucking don't best I'm gonna be honest when you're on your fucking own
You're always grinding and putting your 100% to your stream
Keep up the good work brother. You deserve all the recent success
Challenger soon. I believe though we might that's coming. It's coming
What are you doing?
WHAAAAT?
Sante, thank you for making my last couple of years before you got banned.
Great to see you back in Happily Mary 3.
What's happening, what's happening?
God, what's going on?
You know, that's all I'm thinking about is for sure.
You see, I was back and right, but it feels good, it feels good.
I'm back here with her in the front once and it's all, I'll come back.
Thank you guys.
And I admit she's done herself as well.
Fave, they're having a sub 2, Baldo, they're having a prime.
I, JB, and Jeph stay on for a sub 2 and 2, they're having a prime.
Alright guys, everyone comes, the team is actually really decent for us right now.
Probably I'm supposed to actually max my W second to Unable Count.
Not me.
now look here I want to fight this center just please for the
I'm not using my W so I can W over the Krug Locker or over the Jagmaw and get on the Krug Semenkin once it's offered.
I'm gonna be honest, I am excited for the down and buffs for those of you who are trading.
I think with the down and buffs I was just gonna go slow and insane.
God damn it.
Yeah, my god.
you
I don't know what you're supposed to do.
I know what we're supposed to do
It's hard for me to let go of you
So I'm just trying to hold on, hold on
I don't want to know what's left in your gun
I don't want to move on
I don't want to know what's left in your gun
That's so fucked. That's actually so fucked.
Yeah
Oh, and you're out of time, sorry.
I feel like you don't need me, I want you baby, it's all for the better
It's all for the better, it's all for the better
it's getting real.
This ain't the TV.
Storm's turned old time.
Old time.
But I wanna know what it's been.
Even if we're gonna die.
Everyone.
Everyone knew it's like
We're gonna die.
But it's definitely gonna take us.
Never leave undone.
you
This is a good game for the crits.
All right, you just have to make sure that you like scroll all the way out to be honest
just go all the way out as long as go the way out you should be good and then also over
share on my video but I think it's camera you scroll down and post side off
side not fix check remind 140k salary job just around all yes right now
that's good
guys my rider insta muted the second the game started
and uh, kari thanks for watching, thank you
alright let's go
I
Let me out of the way.
It's like, I'm not looking bad.
Bro, you asked me that question like, 3 hours ago and I gave you an answer.
What are you not listening?
I think the answer was, I think it's Rek'Sai, Kindred.
Rek'Sai, Kindred, Talon, Graves, Lee Sin, they're all like the same tier right now.
Next patch, I think the animal is going to be a top tier jungler though.
though. Not at like Raxi level, but better than my Graves AISle level, for sure.
Why is Graves ganking bot on four counts?
As I dream, I hope with this dream, what am I leaving with Dany?
So if you'll ask me, I want you to know...
WHAT?!
Gantzeth I had a serious problem.
I was tracked to death as a yogurtophile by my therapist, and she said I need to
It's all my family, I hear you're a fellow brother and you can't...
Dude, do not add file after that word. It's not a file word.
You're just into the ordles, bro, it's chill.
This game's hard counter master, yeah?
I think it's the other way around, to be honest.
uh yeah tell your job was pretty good definitely guys what the fuck is this
damas person my teacher nearly caught me on my phone so I had to turn off right
when I say where are you from dude what that's cool now that's not even you
Are you out of your problem, Asteria? Let's get on scene.
Nice. Switch it.
I
You
That's happening in the world.
you
You
Nice, I've had a chance, one.
That's the only time I'll fall from conversation The best story I've said that you ever had in my life
But tell me, did the wheel sweep you off your feet? Did you find the chance to dance along the line?
And where did that turn the milk to?
Pro tip with Master Yi, you never want to lead with Q, unless it's very impossible for you to get an auto range. Always lead with autos to catch up with Q.
Tell him like I would have him, you will lead with your E and then after with Q.
And then you're gonna get the chance to dance
On another day
And then you'll fall for the stupidest song
Fall for the stupidest song
And then you're gonna get the chance to dance
I hate to give this fat fashion asking how you doing now, as the castle built up people
and you could tell me care about this witch you are here, look at you, a cold guy, you
got him, I see the parties in the valley sometimes when I close my eyes I start to
torture and solve this stupid thing, paradise may not control you, you got a lot to get
I should have known it was fate.
You only come out in my hands to think.
I don't look smart to admit it looks like a lie.
I know that you're right, but I'm not.
I'm just a kid.
I know that you're right.
I'm just a kid.
I don't know if you can hear me.
You and Jed look like a more consistent team that each of you might wanna know.
I guess.
You know, it's called 2, I think you could even get a solid team.
Yep, I agree.
I'd agree.
The CW reset your auto-attack, yes.
That's the reason why you always want to like auto, W auto. Like, look how I do it.
They're like that.
But dude, guys, guys, guys, why is it always the viewers that have Keso in their username?
It's always the, dude, Keso's furry discord.
uh, queso, well queso is a big princess like it's always the guys that have queso in their username
always if they have queso in their username they're legit fucking crazy
and he said no one will do though i don't i don't get how it happens
every time someone has queso in their username
the last time on my mind
why do you believe the return of my eyes
but I can't sleep
oh God I wanted to be all I had
but everything I said went unheard
and everything so I strained blood
I
Bought a one on the greatest I wanted to go on the ash and slathered but to be fair, I don't know
It is barrier shield like wasn't for barrier shield would have been fun
You're not someone else in turn, are you?
And you can run if you feel you have...
What?!
Hi Dante's, I used to watch you a long time ago and you're the best League streamer, funniest guy on here.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
What?
No don't you did it with Kira, you put Lilia, Xin Zhao, and Qian An.
They probably all go in my gout safety, to be honest.
I
I'm going to get her, I'll tell her.
And this is a boss action like this.
I really want to put this out here. It's up.
2 more masters and only then will I be able to defeat them.
Like a different being from the channel, I just follow my rules.
Then you guys don't know the fucking rules!
WHAAAAAT?!
I'm looking for the Silver Gold Mastery.
I'm trying to coordinate.
I play well, tight, and not, although I've left others to play.
I'm stuck in a very new feeling of sorrow, a mental breakdown.
Any of you find it?
Who I am?
I'm stuck.
I've got these pieces of gold,
as my guns.
Who I am?
this game is rough
Okay, then.
Realize the tiger is dark and it's bright
I wish you was beneath me to make you say
I'm gonna reset from item, sure.
It's a big spike.
It's a really big spike, Ronald.
The only bright side of Cyberwound dying top just lost me to a lot of resources left.
Yeah.
I'm giving you a lot of points, okay?
A lot of points.
I
Let's go down
In the city
This whiskey in my egg
Oh
I can't keep up at all
See the next to the phone
It's never pretty
Looks like you got the best in me
Maybe they're fooling me
But I'm making love
Every time that you wasted
I was saving it all
Running down and don't leave her
Here we go, here we go
Oh, again, was it nothing again?
Oh, now that you've created our own
Running in and out of time
Here we go, here we go again
Every stone that you throw was never worth a hit
I'm not the man I used to be, no I could never be
Look how far I've come, from those rocky roads
To wingy cities
Back into the desert, into the inches standing
In every place I go
All the time that you wasted
I was sleeping in the door
Riding down on your neighbor
Here we go
It was enough
I'm leaving
I'm never changing
Running in and out the truck
Here we go!
Here we go, here we go again!
Was it love we made again?
Or have you traded it all?
Running in and out that door
Here we go, here we go again
I
Cause
We're going higher no
Yeah.
Wrangler, you're out.
I'm on the side, buddy.
Stay, I can't lose you this summer
Help me as you will make my eyes a little wider
Your hands amaze me still
You're my love, this land, my vision's as bright and thin
I'll never know how I'll live without this sound
Run your lips against everything that's on
All my shadows
It's not the time
We've been all around
We've run it against these rules
This is all I'm just saying
So leave, I'm gonna shine
The light of the world
And it's gonna turn this time
I'm gonna live longer
From the gap these bruises
There's so much I just don't want
But I don't want
Baby, I'm gonna move
I'm gonna love this
But I don't want
I
Didn't imagine so many of us
It's not much right here
Yo, you guys know I'm not a fucking doll?
That's the group of the world.
Love this streamer BT though.
I'm killing it.
Alright, let's hold it down until 49 months.
Thank you! I calibrate down to 7 o'clock to an epic thing as results is up.
And uh, Nerith down to prime 2, Oranges in one month, Beastbyte down to 7 o'clock.
I'm going to answer your questions on this.
Alright, it's not bad.
Let's take a look.
That one's way.
I'm going to leave her for like 2 weeks. Amumu jungler and bronze, yes it is.
Tell what we're glaring in the game, Asher, and he was able to plow to like, I think A
or something. So he got it.
I'm second, so we're going bobbies, I'm trying to spawn mine. I'm playing bot,
I don't feel like my solo supports.
Do you have any upgrades?
I try to roam a lot. Like roam on timers and try to make your junglers practically play.
But there's a reason why I wouldn't recommend anybody play support that's where it counts.
I want to get into the game, should I? Yeah, bro.
It's a lot of fun, it's a lot of fun. It'll ruin your run so if it'll be worth it.
It's all different with some mechanics, I don't know.
Let's see if the shorts go up, I can see them till the stream, let's get down there.
So far, G and Hecarim both look really good.
the others are no-go we have too much HP
bucon may be at home
gravitating towards mastery you know
no that's not how it's going
thank you
it's a very grow
yeah it's very nice of you
well thank you
okay as in when you run to the bathroom after walking
I'll be back on track.
before we fall to peace and before we fall to ground
I want you to know that girl knows you take me down
before we fall to peace and before we fall to ground
Wow, I'm actually so fucking happy that we won a heck of this game
versus Loli if I don't fuck this up we just hold on
They're mashing a 4kiloar spot.
I also want a 4kiloar... nah, I'm not happy.
I need this WEN.
He's gotta be like 1-1 off jammer, Jadam.
Alright, I'm gonna just like talk to my folk there, okay?
I'm not gonna 3-cam this game, 3-camming versus Lilia is always like a little risky.
You're such a cocksucker.
Like on what planet do you have a fucking cheese as a lily, you're such a loser, bro.
You're such a fucking loser.
Literally the one game that I own three cam, cause I'm like, oh yeah, there's no way that
a lily would ever cheese me, and she full clears, and what does he fucking do he cheeses?
Like it cancels her.
Every time I walk in the hakrem, it's the same shit.
It's the same fucking shit every fucking time.
Just some cancer cocksucker motherfucker freak fuck bastard piece of shit scum
Fuck degenerate power trash fucking dick for brains saying they're cheesing every single time
The thing I don't forget I'm towards soft
and I left the voices inside of my mind
will never be silenced until I can find
a way to let go of what we left behind
but everywhere
sometimes I love the eyes of others
in their dreams
sometimes the eyes
I can very long some other fuck over, sub for like a month
of
But I never gave me a slip in the face
And I left my voices inside of my mind
I'll never be silenced until I can find
The way that I look for, the way that I'm behind
But I can't live, live
Sometimes there's this time
This is the time
the
I
Are you saying up for it depends on how we feel I
I would say this could be up to a 20-hour stream, but I've been up since like 7.30 this morning
and I once about last night like 2 in the morning so, I've been up for like almost
funny
30-minute climb maintenance in two hours
We're actually wait there might be
Wait, good way guys to see serious. We're at the reaction might be it. No, no, what us would be down then did us go down?
He would have been spamming us is down us is down and nobody dead. No, no, I think I think the climb maintenance is tomorrow
Tomorrow
Thank you for watching!
you
You
Sometimes we're out of stock, we're in a bestie
In a big bank, there's a diesel and a fire
There's a big bestie
In between the phone and gas
There's a church, there's a big church
In between the phone and gas
There's a big street
I'm fully torn, I'm a lot of sanctuary
Hey, shit sales day, got us got us in QT
Hey, yeah, and we had a full shit tonight tour
I'm a bitch and we had a pop and bitches in body
Hey, don't look at me, I'm just blind
Hey, bitch, I can't deal with you, I'm gonna show you who I am
Oh
First thing I wake up by the dream I grab my lighter, something like a steamer
Long lip I make sure it's clean I smoke sasha, get to what you need I
In my car, cruising down the street I'm so stoned, I may need something to eat I
No trim, ashes on my seat I hide up I, tailors on my feet I
Clown man I love, boy do my man I love
Take a choker, hold it till you choke I love
Moving forward I love, losing my mothboard I love
Still got more I love, burn it to a stroke I love
I'm gonna be going the way I'm gonna so high
I'm gonna go round the corner, gonna get high
I'm gonna be going the way I'm gonna so high
Fuck around and never come back
Are you still alive?
Die and then we go to bed
Don't know where we're going
Die and then we go to bed
We go and go and go home
Die and then we go to bed
Don't know where we're going
I can't handle it!
You guys know what the fuck is wrong?
They say we're the wrongs.
Stunning bear, can't handle it, can't commit to anything
But a grungy disunification, an open invitation
And most, every dance, only cares for what I could pick if I was looking inside
I ain't got friends but can't even fight them
Here's Brenton, California
One turn to ignore you
Don't say I'm getting a woman
All the burgers, old headroom
Is in a hostel
It's in a meeting place
And the monster wants his eyes
For fried eggs
And the spice that I eat
Chill
And give you love and tea
Look at you, you know you're me
In a match for what doesn't fit in me
You haven't had a place
In search of my head
If you're born to escape me
I might be such a fool I was
The name of these empty spaces
I'll take you for my head
I'll use you for your body
For my mind's purpose
Even if I'm here, don't speak
Don't move me
I'll walk up to the clouds
I'll walk up to the head
No offense but can you fight them?
She's burning, got it for me
My time to ignore you
I don't say it in morning
All the best ones handling
Cause even the past is new
As the end is
And the monster wants his eyes fried
Heavens, but I say I hate you
You are my pain
And I love to eat you
I could kill, I could make a name
You know I'm not sure what that's meant to mean
Kill them if they can
Set me on a date
You could go, I could escape you name
I'm not such a fool, I was
The name of the sin is
It means what I am
I'm not sure what that means
I
I don't know what to do about it
This is the beginning of a new day for me,
I'm going to take a look at it,
Let's not mess with him, oh God
Let's not mess with us, oh God
I'm so sorry for the past, but it means nothing
We don't switch things up, we have to be free
But I'm so stressed out about you
I'm a little bit more than a son
So don't worry, it's gonna be no problem
Oh my god, bro, fuck.
That's cool, because we ended the game at 2.45am and it's rather than that, it's actually
crazy.
in a few hours. We have to keep curing.
How many ones where are we now? 9? I think 9 right?
9.15. So 9.15 are random or what?
689
It runs away what the fuck
Okay, I'll put him in the title now, let's go.
Underhate him.
Thank you.
Are you gonna go to sleep tonight?
Yeah, I have to.
Because the thing is the servers are gonna go down.
I just want you to decide it.
So I went to bed last night at 2 in the morning, and then I woke up this morning
at 7.30 am.
So it's like I went to bed at 2, I woke up at 7.30, and now it's almost 3.
That's what I know. We might have time for two more games.
So I didn't want us to meet again.
Oh shit, hey, not you, I'm a fucking good push-off. Thank you.
He's better tired because he limit us slightly less yeah exactly
Adontai goes Zelya
Oh shit
Ohhhh
I guess so there's a acrimane one.
Fuck, two acrimames back to back.
Jeez, let's see if I can.
Not again, something.
Good job.
I'm locked to ulti or calm the onsets, whatever you want.
Is that going all the way?
chat. I'm not sure how to comment on this, but here we go. It's like going ultra in
this thing. When will you be live again? I hope after I wake up I'm definitely going
to go to the gym, but after that I'm not sure, we'll see. It's like we'll have to
see. Yo you guys know motherfuckin' battle?
I'm so glad you got the ball
Thank you
What?
Yeah, they're not the normies here at the moment, bro
They're not the normies at the moment, bro
I
I'm going to 3 camp here in my full card.
So why is it that I'm nine months away?
Oh, it's because the rank hasn't up to 30 left this week.
Mugi's siren filled with tiredness creep.
I probably have one more game in the aphelios one.
Let's make it two rounds.
I love that we actually have someone in our hands here.
nothing more than having someone who lands
I think we can do it in the drawing on the other side of the line, it's really nothing.
Wait, so the only team out is two players from the same protein?
This guy's a lion midlaner and I'm a lion...
I think...
I think I'm pretty good.
March is fucking nice.
I'm sorry.
Wow, that's so cancer.
I thought that the camera walked up and then I could just find like a sneaky kill on her and it would have been really good.
But then she just like didn't walk in.
Fuck, I'm actually starting to yell and she's so stupid.
you
I'll play it dude, well, it's like I'm insane I think I'll play it.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't, best heck em in the world.
I'm agg help.
Get out of the fucking agg!
Get out of the fucking room!
Oh shit, wait, Maraki turned the bits for shot.
Thank you.
I'm going to kill myself.
So you see how you can serve yourself in the last fact room?
Wow, that was fun.
Well, I think I've never lost the fuck out of the most second games on the planet.
So it's like for me, when it comes to that innovation, all kind of stuff,
it's like the only reason why I think I'm not the highest rank tag on my nose,
is because I'm not locked in, you know?
I could have done that.
Thank you.
So, there's still the answer questions.
WHAAAAAT?!
Yeah, I'll mine the ADHD princess. I know that you're a guy, but Ezreal doesn't care.
Hit him up on Link now.
Yo, you guys know motherfucking Donald? Best ever in the world.
I'm getting
Chalice Jesus flicker that's like
I got work tomorrow and I'm on the east coast, but I can't stop watching the gun
says we're heading to brah, we're actually doing it, it's a dominoes
Where does the valkyrie is calling out in chat?
The timer is on people's flashes.
19 minutes jungle flash, 15 minutes 30 support flash.
This is the best tackle in the world.
Okay guys, does anybody want this Ezreal?
I don't even think he needs to be a girl, literally anybody in the chat room.
He's 5'6 and he's a balding chud, but he's challenger on leg.
I'll take it bro, alright I'll check.
Who the fuck is that guy?
Some random dude that I actually like performed in my last two games so I'm gonna vouch for
him.
lahain hashtag out of tea
I have a friend and call with me, but she's a sub or Lulu
Let's see if he's on
Anything yeah, he's willing to take anything bro. I'm gonna be honest like I don't even think it like it needs to be a human being
or anything like that. I need to go to put him on with the family dog and I think it
I should be like, show it out to you.
He doesn't give a fuck.
It's okay.
We got a lot of flashes on our slope here.
Nice, well played.
All right...
Tell him to add online ADHDPrincess hashtag UWU.
Yeah, I think he has his room open.
he saw that
he saw that like a fucking uh... like a heat seeking missile
how much longer are you streaming?
I want one more game off of this
because then uh... ranked is gonna go down for like apparently an hour but
Ah, no fucking ideas for a counter.
Nice, welfare to Navier.
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donal?
Best tackle in the world.
I feel like they're on this.
I feel like I'm in another...
They're not?
Fuck it.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
That's heck from the world!
I feel like they should honestly just bang here.
They're fucking tired.
Yo you guys know motherfuckers!
But the report three people are now that you have gone since you're not done banging
you just have trees.
I
That's horrible.
I
Mean Mike I never yeah, needs your thoughts in there
you
You
I need to go one more.
Not sleep at speed racing.
You're out there trying? I don't think so.
What do you mean you can't then? Sheer Talons is up on 7 hours.
nine minutes away but we won't just have seven hours like
should have anyone between like 12 to like 14 maybe
What's this hair cut it's a chow one literally I talk with them welcome
I'm going to buy from this method shop.
under none of these skins, not one.
107 hours? Well, you have more than 7 hours.
If you look you have like 20 hours for another second, and you're safe playing after the
same.
I
all right guys sinchen so what do we think about it
Oh, what do you want to have with me again?
What?
Just want to say I couldn't be happier for you to HVAE gun all of this exposure.
You deserve it, King, even when time brought it close, you kept going much more than you did.
Thank you.
All right.
I'm going to be honest with you guys, I think I'll leave here.
I might be a lethal tempo gamer, I see.
Like, genuinely.
I
Sleep is overrated though. I'm actually starting to get out now it's fucked.
We're playing in a diamond lobby.
Okay, I gotta walk in. This game's on me to carry.
Oh fuck.
Alright, so...
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Donald?
They need sorghum.
Just-a-a-a-a-a-an!
I'm gonna get out.
I can do it, with no techniques
You know, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it
I don't know what to do
But I know, I don't know
I don't know what to do
I
You
you
You
We've been lucky one
That's so disgusting, she literally fade away and ignited me, you're so cringey.
That's unironically the most I cringe at over the last.
I played that so perfectly. This is not a thing.
You guys know motherfuckers don't
What the best heckle in the world?
you
It's just so fucking disgusting literally just ignite me
Thank you for watching!
you
Oh, yeah.
Now, now, now.
There's a lot of things.
They're just different.
So, don't worry.
It's all right.
I've got your hands on mine.
Now you don't have to listen carefully.
I'll tell you a thousand times.
Anything you think, put it all on me.
All of your thoughts, I want everything.
And when you get sad, like you do sometimes.
Put it all on me.
I don't know what to do.
the
God, he fucking sucked that girl.
Fucking worth his pay.
Okay.
So sit on this one, I feel like I might be absolutely...
I need to just play for a bot side here.
As long as we put through a bot side I think we're just fine.
I'm gonna have my flash and max fight.
Oh
I see why he would be when I see him, my mic is that hard.
I
What does this engine here bother
I wish they had a killer heart
But I don't wait to show you
We can't help each other
Why is nice the way it's written
I just make a promise
I
Am I
My mind is in the wind
I know you think it out
Oh, we'd wait too self-aware
Oh, we could never be together
But it's nice to play with you
I wish that I could lie
But I would wait too self-aware
That was easy people though
I'll be right back.
you
I want to leave
My heart may embrace that you took
But still couldn't breathe
My heart may deny that you lied
Why do I wait till the sound of the closing rain
When did you go?
Last days
I mean, that's why I thought for a change up here in the morning, I'm getting in full
diamond lobby.
Is this some fucking brain dead?
I don't know what the answering answer is
and
I
Where we are so far my king
I
I think I have to get recalled some.
I'd probably attempt to some chance at winning this game though, if even not hard.
It's more like maybe 5%
of
the
wait, next to us?
oh bro, now I'm gonna be honest, I'm misplayed
like, if I would've just waited for Rakan to go in
and then just fall it up only after I have the Pryker one
what a fucking cancer game though, wow
Wow, that's the game we're gonna have the night off on
All right guys, I'm gonna call it here. Okay, listen up running the day
Thing like 11 ones from Challenger 10 or 11 so tomorrow we're gonna wake up right we're gonna stream
I'm gonna try to get it done. Okay
Anyways, I hope you guys have a great rest of the night.
For all the follow-ups today everyone watching, thank you.
Subs, gifts, subs, you subs, everything, I thought that thing was also much for that.
And yeah, tomorrow I'll get ready for the energy guys, because it's time to get it done.
Alright, so I hope you guys have a great rest of the night, and I'll see you all again tomorrow.
Peace.