{"segments": [{"start": 60.0, "end": 88.98, "text": " How are we doing today guys listen"}, {"start": 90.0, "end": 109.0, "text": " I was singing today about what outfits are where, what shirt do I put on, what tank top do I wear, and then the answer came to me guys, there's only one shirt that could possibly work."}, {"start": 109.0, "end": 113.0, "text": " Wait for it."}, {"start": 113.0, "end": 116.0, "text": " Today's the fucking day, big damn pity."}, {"start": 116.0, "end": 119.0, "text": " Wait for it."}, {"start": 119.0, "end": 121.0, "text": " I'm the Galax Ganotoni Monster, and uh..."}, {"start": 121.0, "end": 123.0, "text": " Gettys, having this up on top."}, {"start": 123.0, "end": 124.0, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 124.0, "end": 125.0, "text": " Wait for it."}, {"start": 125.0, "end": 126.0, "text": " Wait for it."}, {"start": 126.0, "end": 128.0, "text": " It's a point of your holding!"}, {"start": 128.0, "end": 130.0, "text": " Who's holding?!"}, {"start": 133.0, "end": 135.0, "text": " Wait for it."}, {"start": 135.0, "end": 148.76, "text": " I told you your body got so fucking hard right now are you ready for it are you ready for it"}, {"start": 148.76, "end": 149.76, "text": " This is this!"}, {"start": 158.76, "end": 159.76, "text": " What is up?"}, {"start": 160.76, "end": 161.76, "text": " Good guys."}, {"start": 165.76, "end": 166.76, "text": " Alright, fuck."}, {"start": 167.76, "end": 169.76, "text": " Wait, yo, I'm gonna be honest, I'm actually pissed off now."}, {"start": 170.76, "end": 173.76, "text": " So, I wanted to, like, edge you guys for 30 seconds."}, {"start": 174.76, "end": 176.76, "text": " I wanted to edge you guys for, like, literally 30 seconds."}, {"start": 176.76, "end": 179.35999999999999, "text": " while we put on the fucking uh... the delay"}, {"start": 179.35999999999999, "end": 181.89999999999998, "text": " but for some reason right now the delay is buffering"}, {"start": 181.89999999999998, "end": 184.44, "text": " so as a result it's fucked"}, {"start": 184.44, "end": 186.89999999999998, "text": " you must have challenged your day, let's get jingsy!"}, {"start": 186.89999999999998, "end": 188.6, "text": " jingsy, listen"}, {"start": 188.6, "end": 192.6, "text": " i am challenging you, it's double, let's get the"}, {"start": 192.6, "end": 193.7, "text": " what the f***"}, {"start": 193.7, "end": 194.6, "text": " i can't run"}, {"start": 194.6, "end": 196.6, "text": " i'm gonna be on stage again, please stop"}, {"start": 196.6, "end": 197.44, "text": " thank you"}, {"start": 197.44, "end": 198.79999999999998, "text": " alright guys"}, {"start": 198.79999999999998, "end": 201.79999999999998, "text": " and here comes the delay"}, {"start": 201.79999999999998, "end": 203.92, "text": " you guys for like 30 seconds"}, {"start": 203.92, "end": 206.35999999999999, "text": " while we put on the fucking uh... the delay"}, {"start": 206.36, "end": 208.8, "text": " but for some reason right now the delay is buffering"}, {"start": 208.8, "end": 211.12, "text": " so as a result, it's fucked"}, {"start": 211.12, "end": 213.8, "text": " you guys had a challenger today, it's good jingsy!"}, {"start": 213.8, "end": 215.4, "text": " jingsy, listen"}, {"start": 217.4, "end": 219.64000000000001, "text": " I had challenger, you accept, let's get the"}, {"start": 219.64000000000001, "end": 220.60000000000002, "text": " rock die!"}, {"start": 220.60000000000002, "end": 221.88000000000002, "text": " the hands are on it"}, {"start": 221.88000000000002, "end": 223.56, "text": " he also had a good push dog"}, {"start": 223.56, "end": 224.36, "text": " thank you"}, {"start": 224.36, "end": 225.52, "text": " alright guys"}, {"start": 225.52, "end": 227.60000000000002, "text": " and here comes the delay"}, {"start": 230.20000000000002, "end": 231.56, "text": " alright, let's do it guys"}, {"start": 232.12, "end": 233.8, "text": " so now for the real question"}, {"start": 233.8, "end": 236.8, "text": " Hero Blades or Lethal Temp of this game?"}, {"start": 239.10000000000002, "end": 242.60000000000002, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, I didn't have to go Lethal this game. I didn't have to go Lethal."}, {"start": 245.20000000000002, "end": 246.3, "text": " Yeah, we're going Lethal."}, {"start": 251.8, "end": 252.8, "text": " We have to go Lethal."}, {"start": 252.9, "end": 256.1, "text": " The problem is that we don't go Lethal, I think I'm just gonna like lose the matchup."}, {"start": 256.2, "end": 259.0, "text": " Because all of them can just like be my initial engage."}, {"start": 261.2, "end": 263.2, "text": " Why are you naked? But I'm not naked."}, {"start": 263.2, "end": 266.4, "text": " This is a classic don't put my tongue straight bro."}, {"start": 266.4, "end": 271.84, "text": " You guys are witnessing fucking, you guys are witnessing right now just so you understand."}, {"start": 271.84, "end": 277.28, "text": " This is history bro. This is like fucking history bro."}, {"start": 277.28, "end": 279.76, "text": " Do you understand? I don't even guys understand."}, {"start": 279.76, "end": 282.56, "text": " So let me play a song that's going to make you fucking understand."}, {"start": 286.15999999999997, "end": 286.56, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 286.56, "end": 295.16, "text": " Okay, we gotta get it done now guys, so can we after?"}, {"start": 295.16, "end": 311.84000000000003, "text": " Okay, so I've got to start right now, honest to God, honest to God, we play on, I'm gonna"}, {"start": 311.84000000000003, "end": 314.84000000000003, "text": " be honest, part of me wants to go talk to bot folk, am I crazy?"}, {"start": 318.56000000000006, "end": 322.76000000000005, "text": " The problem is that if I saw my red though, then maybe Baba does some like fucked up shit to me."}, {"start": 330.20000000000005, "end": 332.20000000000005, "text": " Okay, we're gonna clear that. We're gonna clear that. We're gonna clear that."}, {"start": 332.70000000000005, "end": 334.20000000000005, "text": " I don't wanna risk sharing them."}, {"start": 337.16, "end": 339.66, "text": " Tava is up to walk in, we gotta go."}, {"start": 339.66, "end": 343.26000000000005, "text": " Like I'm telling you, we actually got this shit easy as fuck."}, {"start": 343.26000000000005, "end": 348.26000000000005, "text": " It's gonna be the freest fucking generational run of our fucking lives right now."}, {"start": 348.26000000000005, "end": 353.42, "text": " Do you guys understand me when I tell you that?"}, {"start": 353.42, "end": 355.26000000000005, "text": " On the fucking mastery right now."}, {"start": 355.26000000000005, "end": 357.42, "text": " Literally on the fucking mastery."}, {"start": 357.42, "end": 369.42, "text": " We just got to play for the Sioner phone character."}, {"start": 369.42, "end": 375.42, "text": " Nice, that's what we're looking for."}, {"start": 375.42, "end": 383.42, "text": " So it's just Sioner the boss atop of the afternoons where you shit in the fucking end of your"}, {"start": 383.42, "end": 384.42, "text": " smile."}, {"start": 384.42, "end": 386.42, "text": " See how all we have to do right now?"}, {"start": 388.42, "end": 390.42, "text": " As long as we shit in this fucker, it's not gonna be good."}, {"start": 396.42, "end": 397.42, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 400.42, "end": 403.42, "text": " So, our barn's already getting shit on. That's not good."}, {"start": 403.42, "end": 405.42, "text": " I'm gonna get him."}, {"start": 412.42, "end": 415.42, "text": " So now we're gonna just play on our ropters."}, {"start": 415.42, "end": 421.42, "text": " I mean, listen, as long as we just play for folk, I'm gonna be honest, I feel like we're actually getting a decent spot here."}, {"start": 422.42, "end": 425.42, "text": " Like, I'm not right at all about this game, this game is 3D."}, {"start": 425.42, "end": 435.42, "text": " We just seem to have been knocking in data by Europe right now, because if Europe invades us then this could be really fucked up."}, {"start": 435.42, "end": 439.42, "text": " What is bro wearing? A fucking piece of history dude."}, {"start": 439.42, "end": 445.42, "text": " This shirt is the don't kill my plumb stringer bro. It's been through some shit."}, {"start": 445.42, "end": 450.42, "text": " It's been through us on every fucking journey bro and it's seen us through."}, {"start": 450.42, "end": 457.42, "text": " It's like a torch!"}, {"start": 472.42, "end": 477.42, "text": " So now what we have to do is we have to look on TopCrab. Why the fuck is my bot going mid?"}, {"start": 477.42, "end": 479.42, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 479.42, "end": 484.42, "text": " I'm gonna take those."}, {"start": 484.42, "end": 493.42, "text": " I'm gonna be honest bro, she never cleared her blue ever."}, {"start": 493.42, "end": 500.42, "text": " Is there any chance that a guy's helping here?"}, {"start": 500.42, "end": 502.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 505.46000000000004, "end": 510.7, "text": " So any chance I guys help me here because I don't want to get this stolen, but if she comes in time what she could"}, {"start": 513.1800000000001, "end": 515.1800000000001, "text": " Well if I get this boots game over by the way"}, {"start": 517.34, "end": 520.22, "text": " Okay, that's nice that's what we need so recently"}, {"start": 525.86, "end": 529.4200000000001, "text": " I'm gonna be honest no no I I shouldn't be risking this"}, {"start": 530.42, "end": 531.14, "text": " I don't!"}, {"start": 542.0, "end": 543.1999999999999, "text": " I'm a fucking retard."}, {"start": 543.1999999999999, "end": 544.1999999999999, "text": " Whyyyy?"}, {"start": 544.1999999999999, "end": 546.28, "text": " I need a walk-in, I need a walk-in."}, {"start": 546.28, "end": 548.24, "text": " I need a walk-in, I need a walk-in."}, {"start": 548.24, "end": 549.54, "text": " I need a walk-in."}, {"start": 549.54, "end": 550.8199999999999, "text": " WHAT THE FUCK?"}, {"start": 550.8199999999999, "end": 552.66, "text": " WHAT THE FUCK WAS I NEED A Walk-In, I NEED a Walk-In."}, {"start": 552.66, "end": 554.14, "text": " What the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 554.14, "end": 555.14, "text": " What the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 555.14, "end": 556.78, "text": " You fucking stupid fucking bastard."}, {"start": 556.78, "end": 558.4399999999999, "text": " Holy shit, the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 558.4399999999999, "end": 559.42, "text": " Fuckin..."}, {"start": 559.42, "end": 568.42, "text": " I need to be fucking shot and killed though right now."}, {"start": 568.42, "end": 582.42, "text": " We have to lock the fucking out guys, let's go."}, {"start": 582.42, "end": 589.42, "text": " I'm not sure what I'm doing here."}, {"start": 589.42, "end": 592.42, "text": " I'm just gonna play on the top and then after this we should be good."}, {"start": 592.42, "end": 594.42, "text": " So buddy."}, {"start": 594.42, "end": 596.42, "text": " I am skipping community service for this grind bro."}, {"start": 596.42, "end": 597.42, "text": " Do it bro."}, {"start": 597.42, "end": 598.42, "text": " Fuck your community."}, {"start": 598.42, "end": 599.42, "text": " Fuck your community."}, {"start": 599.42, "end": 601.42, "text": " What has your community ever done for you?"}, {"start": 601.42, "end": 602.42, "text": " Think about it bro."}, {"start": 602.42, "end": 605.42, "text": " It's time for us to think about ourselves bro."}, {"start": 605.42, "end": 607.42, "text": " Yeah we got this shit."}, {"start": 607.42, "end": 608.42, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 608.42, "end": 611.42, "text": " Little bit of mob of the dead of hearts on our side now guys."}, {"start": 641.42, "end": 647.42, "text": " I can't fucking press."}, {"start": 661.42, "end": 664.42, "text": " This? No, it's a fucking stringer, bro. Read it."}, {"start": 667.42, "end": 669.42, "text": " Don't kill my punk."}, {"start": 671.42, "end": 678.02, "text": " promise that's two sizes too large though and it's been due to fucking ringer in"}, {"start": 678.02, "end": 681.2199999999999, "text": " the washing machine as well"}, {"start": 686.62, "end": 690.62, "text": " when you become a dragon it's coming"}, {"start": 690.62, "end": 692.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 699.58, "end": 701.58, "text": " Sucked so good"}, {"start": 709.58, "end": 711.58, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 720.62, "end": 728.62, "text": " Why would it be bad for your mental health bro? At least you know who your boyfriend is."}, {"start": 728.62, "end": 731.62, "text": " And at least you know they can treat her right."}, {"start": 732.62, "end": 734.62, "text": " It's fucking a sparring."}, {"start": 741.62, "end": 744.62, "text": " Here we go, cabin to the top of the hill."}, {"start": 750.62, "end": 755.62, "text": " Why is the enemy cocksucker velvet going without you by the way?"}, {"start": 755.62, "end": 757.62, "text": " What am I seeing?"}, {"start": 769.62, "end": 772.62, "text": " We're getting cut guys, we're getting cut but it's not done yet."}, {"start": 772.62, "end": 781.62, "text": " It's like all we need right now is to get put in our fucking fight, that's all we need right now."}, {"start": 788.62, "end": 790.62, "text": " 50 go the way."}, {"start": 798.62, "end": 799.62, "text": " Let's get buddy."}, {"start": 802.62, "end": 808.62, "text": " The final day bro. There's a little bit of fucking Tata K outside."}, {"start": 818.62, "end": 820.62, "text": " And so she'll be on her period of triple."}, {"start": 827.62, "end": 829.62, "text": " We need to play every game like it's our last, guys."}, {"start": 829.62, "end": 831.62, "text": " guys instead of your racing on this time right now"}, {"start": 844.62, "end": 845.62, "text": " yes"}, {"start": 850.62, "end": 851.62, "text": " take away"}, {"start": 859.62, "end": 861.62, "text": " Come on, let's go."}, {"start": 865.82, "end": 868.32, "text": " He should be fucking KongSucker!"}, {"start": 871.32, "end": 873.92, "text": " Give me that kind of mo- Give me that kind of mo-key respect."}, {"start": 875.82, "end": 879.12, "text": " I'm gonna go fucking cannon, AND WE GOT THE KIND!"}, {"start": 889.62, "end": 891.62, "text": " straight to the cop"}, {"start": 898.62, "end": 899.62, "text": " come on"}, {"start": 899.62, "end": 901.62, "text": " crabbots atop, crabbots atop, let's go"}, {"start": 902.62, "end": 904.62, "text": " what?"}, {"start": 905.62, "end": 907.62, "text": " how's it going today, Dante?"}, {"start": 907.62, "end": 910.62, "text": " gotta be a lot better after we get some fucking wins in our system"}, {"start": 916.62, "end": 918.62, "text": " guys listen, this song is fucking aura"}, {"start": 919.62, "end": 921.62, "text": " Take the one true challenging."}, {"start": 923.22, "end": 924.22, "text": " Facts."}, {"start": 944.9, "end": 946.9, "text": " You do not have a cross-seller, please."}, {"start": 946.9, "end": 948.9, "text": " I'm living in your jungle, have you?"}, {"start": 1009.62, "end": 1014.62, "text": " Let's go, Blanket. I know you lost my game, but you're better than this one. I know you've been here."}, {"start": 1014.62, "end": 1016.62, "text": " You've gathered from the world."}, {"start": 1016.62, "end": 1017.62, "text": " With these..."}, {"start": 1035.62, "end": 1037.62, "text": " Free Dragon looks for us."}, {"start": 1037.6200000000001, "end": 1039.6200000000001, "text": " WOOOOO"}, {"start": 1043.6200000000001, "end": 1045.6200000000001, "text": " Fuck your ground bugger."}, {"start": 1067.6200000000001, "end": 1086.6200000000001, "text": " I mean, I could have maybe tried running away, but I kinda want to run across the cloud, you know."}, {"start": 1086.6200000000001, "end": 1087.6200000000001, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 1087.6200000000001, "end": 1090.6200000000001, "text": " We got the second guy, doesn't matter."}, {"start": 1267.6200000000001, "end": 1274.6200000000001, "text": " All right, Glintons is secured, let's go."}, {"start": 1297.6200000000001, "end": 1326.6200000000001, "text": " The light begins while you dream A life never lives in peace"}, {"start": 1326.6200000000001, "end": 1329.6200000000001, "text": " To stand upon the air"}, {"start": 1330.6200000000001, "end": 1334.6200000000001, "text": " Loven by a single blade"}, {"start": 1336.6200000000001, "end": 1341.6200000000001, "text": " It made me fall down upon you"}, {"start": 1342.6200000000001, "end": 1348.6200000000001, "text": " But the devil is knocking right at your door"}, {"start": 1476.6200000000001, "end": 1478.6200000000001, "text": " That shit is so good."}, {"start": 1506.6200000000001, "end": 1511.6200000000001, "text": " I guess we know who this is from"}, {"start": 1511.6200000000001, "end": 1514.6200000000001, "text": " Oh, I don't know"}, {"start": 1514.6200000000001, "end": 1518.6200000000001, "text": " Does anybody know what we are looking for?"}, {"start": 1518.6200000000001, "end": 1521.6200000000001, "text": " Another hero"}, {"start": 1521.6200000000001, "end": 1524.6200000000001, "text": " Another mind that's in front"}, {"start": 1524.6200000000001, "end": 1526.6200000000001, "text": " Behind the curtain"}, {"start": 1526.6200000000001, "end": 1528.6200000000001, "text": " Behind the curtain"}, {"start": 1528.6200000000001, "end": 1530.6200000000001, "text": " Behind the curtain"}, {"start": 1530.6200000000001, "end": 1532.6200000000001, "text": " Behind the curtain"}, {"start": 1532.6200000000001, "end": 1534.6200000000001, "text": " Behind the curtain"}, {"start": 1534.6200000000001, "end": 1539.6200000000001, "text": " Behind the clouds, his time has died"}, {"start": 1542.6200000000001, "end": 1546.6200000000001, "text": " He's a traitor, he's a traitor, he's a traitor"}, {"start": 1546.6200000000001, "end": 1549.6200000000001, "text": " I'm sorry"}, {"start": 1624.6200000000001, "end": 1626.6200000000001, "text": " I'm the only one"}, {"start": 1627.6200000000001, "end": 1628.6200000000001, "text": " Yes I am"}, {"start": 1629.6200000000001, "end": 1631.6200000000001, "text": " I must give all of my life"}, {"start": 1632.6200000000001, "end": 1633.6200000000001, "text": " I'm just a bit tired"}, {"start": 1634.6200000000001, "end": 1636.6200000000001, "text": " I'm just a bit tired"}, {"start": 1637.6200000000001, "end": 1639.6200000000001, "text": " I'm just a bit tired"}, {"start": 1640.6200000000001, "end": 1642.6200000000001, "text": " I'm just a bit tired"}, {"start": 1643.6200000000001, "end": 1646.6200000000001, "text": " I'm just a bit tired"}, {"start": 1714.6200000000001, "end": 1717.6200000000001, "text": " How's the love you meant to hold?"}, {"start": 1717.6200000000001, "end": 1720.6200000000001, "text": " Can't it tell us the truth?"}, {"start": 1720.6200000000001, "end": 1724.6200000000001, "text": " You could keep your fears by self as fun souls"}, {"start": 1724.6200000000001, "end": 1729.6200000000001, "text": " Are you afraid of not a boy along your own?"}, {"start": 1729.6200000000001, "end": 1733.6200000000001, "text": " Are you afraid of how much we need fun souls?"}, {"start": 1733.6200000000001, "end": 1736.6200000000001, "text": " And take him home?"}, {"start": 1894.6200000000001, "end": 1896.6200000000001, "text": " Oh, it's my own."}, {"start": 1924.6200000000001, "end": 1926.6200000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna die."}, {"start": 1926.6200000000001, "end": 1928.6200000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna die."}, {"start": 1928.6200000000001, "end": 1930.6200000000001, "text": " Save me."}, {"start": 1944.6200000000001, "end": 1946.6200000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna die."}, {"start": 1946.6200000000001, "end": 1948.6200000000001, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 1984.6200000000001, "end": 1986.6200000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2104.62, "end": 2133.62, "text": " Holy fuck dude. I had to unlock every fiber of my being for that one. I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 2133.62, "end": 2136.94, "text": " not gonna like that we have to unlock every five of our fucking things for that"}, {"start": 2136.94, "end": 2144.8599999999997, "text": " one holy fucking shit and David need the other thing answer some spigileth"}, {"start": 2144.8599999999997, "end": 2148.8599999999997, "text": " having a private to Campbell a glooker thing answer subs butter there in few"}, {"start": 2148.8599999999997, "end": 2153.7799999999997, "text": " months on that all these songs are my powerful feelings playlist as yaks and"}, {"start": 2153.7799999999997, "end": 2161.18, "text": " there's a once I'm like thank you nice to you though the good people just get it"}, {"start": 2161.18, "end": 2163.18, "text": " No, it actually is. It actually is."}, {"start": 2163.18, "end": 2167.18, "text": " And, uh, I skewed the gift. Thank you, Thermalus of Azor."}, {"start": 2167.18, "end": 2169.18, "text": " Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Dome?"}, {"start": 2169.18, "end": 2170.18, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 2170.18, "end": 2173.18, "text": " And he locked in like never before, and I'm telling you, we're actually locked in."}, {"start": 2173.18, "end": 2175.18, "text": " Like no other time."}, {"start": 2175.18, "end": 2177.18, "text": " And GrimG turned it to one suck Mac."}, {"start": 2177.18, "end": 2180.18, "text": " EmRacle turned it to one suck Mac."}, {"start": 2180.18, "end": 2183.18, "text": " Uh, Young and Reggie thanks for the subs."}, {"start": 2183.18, "end": 2186.18, "text": " Uh, OG, Moist, RDF thanks for the subs too."}, {"start": 2186.18, "end": 2190.18, "text": " Tiggs, Thermalus, RK, Bandit, Tida thanks for the subs too."}, {"start": 2190.18, "end": 2199.66, "text": " and that in fact nobody gave it thing as a sub-special nine more to go now we"}, {"start": 2199.66, "end": 2203.94, "text": " actually got it now I'm trying as Josh you got it like I'm locked into a level"}, {"start": 2203.94, "end": 2207.74, "text": " that we've never been locked into before oh it's a jinx who's this game off"}, {"start": 2207.74, "end": 2210.5, "text": " streamer on the watch"}, {"start": 2210.5, "end": 2218.1, "text": " Oh that was a rough one, I need Cogmo in B9."}, {"start": 2218.1, "end": 2219.9, "text": " He played two games today so far?"}, {"start": 2219.9, "end": 2221.9, "text": " Wait did he play two?"}, {"start": 2221.9, "end": 2232.9, "text": " I'm telling you bro, we're locked in like never before right now, literally like I'm"}, {"start": 2232.9, "end": 2237.78, "text": " in time guys, we're locked in like literally never before right now."}, {"start": 2237.78, "end": 2238.78, "text": " Can you show your runes for you?"}, {"start": 2238.78, "end": 2244.5600000000004, "text": " I got you a one-win champ select and uh jade out there with a five. I uh, y'all should get there with a five and so"}, {"start": 2244.5600000000004, "end": 2247.6800000000003, "text": " I'll probably get a five on my and co-op in a five on them. Thank you"}, {"start": 2251.2000000000003, "end": 2258.1600000000003, "text": " No, you're you're a hundred percent right that's why sometimes it's about us sitting there and just like I mean like holding back the urge to fucking dance"}, {"start": 2258.1600000000003, "end": 2260.84, "text": " You know what I mean? 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3469.38, "end": 3475.38, "text": " I'm gonna be the better boy in a nutshell"}, {"start": 3475.38, "end": 3478.38, "text": " For the moment that I need you to know"}, {"start": 3478.38, "end": 3481.38, "text": " I can't call it you my lover"}, {"start": 3481.38, "end": 3483.38, "text": " You are"}, {"start": 3483.38, "end": 3486.38, "text": " But you know I can't be the better man"}, {"start": 3486.38, "end": 3488.38, "text": " You are the better man"}, {"start": 3488.38, "end": 3490.38, "text": " You are the better man"}, {"start": 3490.38, "end": 3492.38, "text": " You are the better man"}, {"start": 3492.38, "end": 3496.38, "text": " You are the better, you are the better"}, {"start": 3496.38, "end": 3498.38, "text": " You don't have to die for this!"}, {"start": 3515.38, "end": 3520.38, "text": " Hi guys, it's PlaceBats. You guys think by the end of this game, our Vladimir is not going to be worth anything at all?"}, {"start": 3520.38, "end": 3523.38, "text": " Or is he just going to get worthless scum at the entire game?"}, {"start": 3523.38, "end": 3524.38, "text": " What do you guys think?"}, {"start": 3524.38, "end": 3530.38, "text": " While the enemy midlaner is invading me from level 3 on my red buff, my barge is jerking off and then doing nothing."}, {"start": 3530.38, "end": 3532.38, "text": " But is he going to stay like this the whole game?"}, {"start": 3532.38, "end": 3534.38, "text": " Yes or no?"}, {"start": 3554.38, "end": 3560.38, "text": " now and now and now and never"}, {"start": 3560.38, "end": 3564.38, "text": " maybe he proves us all wrong"}, {"start": 3614.38, "end": 3621.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3621.38, "end": 3624.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3624.38, "end": 3627.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3627.38, "end": 3630.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3630.38, "end": 3633.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3633.38, "end": 3636.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3636.38, "end": 3639.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3639.38, "end": 3642.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3642.38, "end": 3671.38, "text": " Yeah, that's going to be a rough one first one."}, {"start": 3671.38, "end": 3674.38, "text": " When I get a move, sit on the wall"}, {"start": 3675.38, "end": 3678.38, "text": " Do they sign on one shoulder? I don't think it's playable"}, {"start": 3678.38, "end": 3679.38, "text": " Yes or no?"}, {"start": 3679.38, "end": 3684.38, "text": " If Varus signs on either of them, then there's a chance that I could get there"}, {"start": 3685.38, "end": 3690.38, "text": " Like the thing about this build is that this build you literally just need to like"}, {"start": 3690.38, "end": 3694.38, "text": " Be in a fight for like 2 seconds and people start dying"}, {"start": 3695.38, "end": 3698.38, "text": " We don't know how to love without a room"}, {"start": 3698.38, "end": 3700.38, "text": " Like there's a chance."}, {"start": 3702.38, "end": 3704.38, "text": " Fucking discuss my games very much."}, {"start": 3718.38, "end": 3722.38, "text": " Why would the enemy team not just Baron when they're double our kills?"}, {"start": 3728.38, "end": 3732.38, "text": " and I am already halfway out the door"}, {"start": 3734.38, "end": 3737.38, "text": " and you're gonna kiss me, say you'll kiss you baby"}, {"start": 3737.38, "end": 3741.38, "text": " I lose my cool"}, {"start": 3741.38, "end": 3744.38, "text": " I'm gonna get a monster"}, {"start": 3747.38, "end": 3749.38, "text": " I don't even know why I try"}, {"start": 3750.38, "end": 3752.38, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 3752.38, "end": 3770.3, "text": " like is this even an unplayable matchup provider i need i need to i need to find out it's like"}, {"start": 3770.3, "end": 3772.3, "text": " fucking serious"}, {"start": 3800.3, "end": 3806.2400000000002, "text": " We're gonna have to give a soul here one of my sets ocean soul and I'm pretty crazy. So I'm just like go for one shots"}, {"start": 3860.3, "end": 3879.3, "text": " I mean now my boss is pretty proud as fuck, look at my boss instantly ult's the one clear"}, {"start": 3879.3, "end": 3889.3, "text": " I didn't realize that was how we're still done."}, {"start": 3889.3, "end": 3894.3, "text": " Okay, so we'll get this one afterwards."}, {"start": 3894.3, "end": 3896.3, "text": " I mean, we still got some..."}, {"start": 3896.3, "end": 3903.3, "text": " We still got like a good chat down on bars, Loki."}, {"start": 3903.3, "end": 3910.3, "text": " Like, low key, low key we still got a good shutdown bar, so I could actually be okay."}, {"start": 3921.3, "end": 3923.3, "text": " He was just horrible."}, {"start": 3925.3, "end": 3927.3, "text": " This is the saddest thing ever."}, {"start": 3927.3, "end": 3935.3, "text": " I get invaded by the enemy midlaner all games of fun where the enemy jungler gets like a free ride and then now he's just throwing the thread and he's 4-line-1-shotting me."}, {"start": 3945.3, "end": 3947.3, "text": " Good news is that Ana's no flash."}, {"start": 3947.3, "end": 3955.5, "text": " I've already sold so I think I'll just run unless she gets seekers if she comes back"}, {"start": 3955.5, "end": 3958.3, "text": " here and she has seekers for fuck."}, {"start": 3958.3, "end": 3964.6600000000003, "text": " Yo buddy can you just walk into the unmoorded bushes and fucking die for us since that's"}, {"start": 3964.6600000000003, "end": 3968.98, "text": " all you're good for anyways."}, {"start": 3968.98, "end": 3972.7000000000003, "text": " Like he's either good for nothing else you know."}, {"start": 3972.7000000000003, "end": 3984.3, "text": " Alright bad news guys, she has the Seekers."}, {"start": 3984.3, "end": 3999.9800000000005, "text": " This game should be unmanable now."}, {"start": 3999.98, "end": 4001.98, "text": " Oh my god. Wow."}, {"start": 4011.76, "end": 4014.26, "text": " The enemy team is doing a really poor job of zoning us here."}, {"start": 4019.12, "end": 4021.12, "text": " Like, the enemy teams are just so horrendous."}, {"start": 4023.88, "end": 4026.38, "text": " But they just have the Mediapas on just so it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 4059.98, "end": 4066.98, "text": " if I could actually go into my fire"}, {"start": 4072.86, "end": 4076.58, "text": " like if I could have smite someone in the band there"}, {"start": 4076.58, "end": 4080.1, "text": " low-capable, I'm missing like 300 gold for my LDR so if I can just get this here"}, {"start": 4080.1, "end": 4082.9, "text": " that might be a change in your sign"}, {"start": 4082.9, "end": 4086.46, "text": " he's like what I would really just need is just LDR once I get LDR to do a lot of damage"}, {"start": 4086.46, "end": 4087.46, "text": " I'm going to be very strong."}, {"start": 4100.86, "end": 4101.86, "text": " WAIT!"}, {"start": 4102.06, "end": 4103.86, "text": " Hold on, give it a second, give it a second now."}, {"start": 4106.66, "end": 4108.86, "text": " Well, let's get another 1k, that's completely worth it."}, {"start": 4109.26, "end": 4110.86, "text": " I mean, dude, Vice is strong as fuck."}, {"start": 4112.06, "end": 4115.86, "text": " The problem is that we need a frontline perman, our only frontline is in all intents and disabled areas."}, {"start": 4116.46, "end": 4123.46, "text": " I'm just sweating off that skin."}, {"start": 4128.7, "end": 4131.54, "text": " Why are you rocking in 1v4? Are you fucking retarded?"}, {"start": 4131.54, "end": 4133.1, "text": " This guy's actually retarded."}, {"start": 4133.1, "end": 4134.9, "text": " I'm not even hearing life."}, {"start": 4134.9, "end": 4140.14, "text": " This guy's playing from a Wi-Fi connection in the shortlist right now."}, {"start": 4140.14, "end": 4147.14, "text": " the actual"}, {"start": 4162.740000000001, "end": 4165.740000000001, "text": " case or any way that we could ever plan the dragon"}, {"start": 4170.14, "end": 4193.14, "text": " wait that's f**king huge for us, what?"}, {"start": 4193.14, "end": 4205.5, "text": " Wait, that's actually insane for us."}, {"start": 4205.5, "end": 4220.1, "text": " Just go out there."}, {"start": 4220.1, "end": 4222.1, "text": " Back off, go out there."}, {"start": 4222.1, "end": 4232.1, "text": " I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game."}, {"start": 4232.1, "end": 4243.1, "text": " I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game."}, {"start": 4243.1, "end": 4245.820000000001, "text": " CAAAANNNNNN Puns."}, {"start": 4245.820000000001, "end": 4247.860000000001, "text": " GET OVER HERE WEEEEEEEEERRRR"}, {"start": 4247.860000000001, "end": 4248.700000000001, "text": " Cameron."}, {"start": 4248.700000000001, "end": 4249.72, "text": " SHUT THE FUCK UP!"}, {"start": 4249.72, "end": 4250.8, "text": " CAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"}, {"start": 4266.3, "end": 4267.02, "text": " M'oh la doi'"}, {"start": 4273.1, "end": 4278.1, "text": " if you fly just like an angel"}, {"start": 4278.1, "end": 4282.1, "text": " this is the feeling"}, {"start": 4282.1, "end": 4287.1, "text": " that is group you fucking moron piece of shit bastard scumbag you fucking worth this reject"}, {"start": 4287.1, "end": 4292.1, "text": " group the only thing you're good for is dying for your team you fucking human shield"}, {"start": 4292.1, "end": 4295.1, "text": " then someday you might fly"}, {"start": 4295.1, "end": 4297.1, "text": " literally bros are walking human shield and that's all he is"}, {"start": 4297.1, "end": 4299.1, "text": " teleport now"}, {"start": 4299.1, "end": 4314.1, "text": " I can instantly clear these waves, but I just need to try to sit in my special house tonight."}, {"start": 4314.1, "end": 4319.1, "text": " Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?"}, {"start": 4319.1, "end": 4324.1, "text": " That's not gonna work."}, {"start": 4324.1, "end": 4329.400000000001, "text": " Yo you guys know motherfuckers don't?"}, {"start": 4329.400000000001, "end": 4335.04, "text": " That's half of the world."}, {"start": 4335.04, "end": 4339.8, "text": " Yo you guys know motherfuckers don't?"}, {"start": 4339.8, "end": 4345.820000000001, "text": " It's the best half of the world."}, {"start": 4345.820000000001, "end": 4351.64, "text": " Yo you guys know motherfuckers don't?"}, {"start": 4351.64, "end": 4353.64, "text": " Oh my god, dude."}, {"start": 4353.64, "end": 4363.64, "text": " Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't mess with the world."}, {"start": 4363.64, "end": 4373.64, "text": " Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't mess with the world."}, {"start": 4373.64, "end": 4379.64, "text": " Oh my god, we won."}, {"start": 4379.64, "end": 4381.64, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4391.54, "end": 4396.76, "text": " That's an omen that's an omen that's a fucking omen that's an omen that's an omen winning that game"}, {"start": 4396.76, "end": 4398.76, "text": " That's an omen that is a fucking omen"}, {"start": 4402.240000000001, "end": 4406.6, "text": " Why forgot talking my bar fuck that pisses me off now, they play real well though"}, {"start": 4409.64, "end": 4421.84, "text": " and the shadows go stranger Ray flux area one of these polar bear they back I am"}, {"start": 4421.84, "end": 4427.76, "text": " not boss seven those subs baby immortal thing as a substance off TJ"}, {"start": 4427.76, "end": 4436.12, "text": " Farrow shields and answers up to thank you I recommend Kenny no it's a it's a"}, {"start": 4436.12, "end": 4441.4, "text": " the stringer. Let's get Eiffel. And then Eve tried them in the sub as well, 10 sub"}, {"start": 4441.4, "end": 4446.599999999999, "text": " time in the prime. Path, Jambush, Zilla, Soul Snatcher, they answer all the subs."}, {"start": 4446.599999999999, "end": 4450.88, "text": " Thank you guys. And that was the 10 sub time as well. Thank you."}, {"start": 4450.88, "end": 4455.68, "text": " Holy fuck though, if we can win that game we can actually win anything."}, {"start": 4455.68, "end": 4460.76, "text": " Jinx season in game he's so addicted, bro what if I told you it's so bad that"}, {"start": 4460.76, "end": 4465.24, "text": " that's his literal third game of the day off stream. Wait I'm not getting like that's"}, {"start": 4465.24, "end": 4468.48, "text": " so addicted yes or no"}, {"start": 4468.48, "end": 4472.48, "text": " it's like"}, {"start": 4472.48, "end": 4473.88, "text": " it's actually his fourth"}, {"start": 4473.88, "end": 4476.719999999999, "text": " he's in his fourth game of stream"}, {"start": 4476.719999999999, "end": 4483.719999999999, "text": " i love seeing that"}, {"start": 4483.719999999999, "end": 4487.48, "text": " i'm telling you bro it's a third enemy go crazy but to be fair to be fair that"}, {"start": 4487.48, "end": 4488.24, "text": " wasn't me though"}, {"start": 4488.24, "end": 4489.679999999999, "text": " and turned me down this up"}, {"start": 4489.679999999999, "end": 4491.4, "text": " and i don't know what's going on too"}, {"start": 4491.4, "end": 4494.599999999999, "text": " the reason why that game went the way it did is because our son and our uh..."}, {"start": 4494.6, "end": 4497.1, "text": " Mars just went fucking crazy. I did play it super well."}, {"start": 4499.740000000001, "end": 4501.620000000001, "text": " Yo, you guys know motherfucking goad?"}, {"start": 4502.120000000001, "end": 4503.400000000001, "text": " That's heckled in the world."}, {"start": 4514.72, "end": 4517.200000000001, "text": " Most average... you're a moron."}, {"start": 4519.64, "end": 4522.400000000001, "text": " No, we are not average. My head is fucking goaded."}, {"start": 4522.400000000001, "end": 4526.960000000001, "text": " and it's out there if I'm welcome thank you"}, {"start": 4528.160000000001, "end": 4537.72, "text": " guys it might be another you game I might be another you game okay although"}, {"start": 4537.72, "end": 4541.200000000001, "text": " the heck is this calling to me as well to be honest"}, {"start": 4541.200000000001, "end": 4549.4800000000005, "text": " could use this game I'm gonna do crud you this game"}, {"start": 4549.4800000000005, "end": 4551.4800000000005, "text": " credit you girls crazy let me go back in one sec"}, {"start": 4551.4800000000005, "end": 4555.4800000000005, "text": " you got no motherfuckin donald best hacker in the world"}, {"start": 4579.4800000000005, "end": 4585.4800000000005, "text": " They take me out to the old mountains, they say I'm caught up in a dream"}, {"start": 4585.4800000000005, "end": 4591.4800000000005, "text": " My life will pass me by if I don't 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"end": 4678.4800000000005, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 4678.4800000000005, "end": 4679.4800000000005, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 4679.4800000000005, "end": 4680.4800000000005, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 4680.4800000000005, "end": 4681.4800000000005, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 4681.4800000000005, "end": 4682.4800000000005, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 4682.4800000000005, "end": 4683.4800000000005, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 4683.4800000000005, "end": 4684.4800000000005, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 4684.4800000000005, "end": 4685.4800000000005, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 4685.4800000000005, "end": 4686.4800000000005, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 4686.4800000000005, "end": 4687.4800000000005, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 4687.4800000000005, "end": 4688.4800000000005, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 4688.4800000000005, "end": 4689.4800000000005, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 4689.4800000000005, "end": 4691.4800000000005, "text": " Have a nose"}, {"start": 4704.68, "end": 4706.96, "text": " So it's gonna be clearing up for sure that's fine"}, {"start": 4706.96, "end": 4730.64, "text": " I really just want to play on the rest of the outside here, so I just have to buy full"}, {"start": 4730.64, "end": 4731.64, "text": " Okay, I'm lost, yep."}, {"start": 4737.360000000001, "end": 4738.360000000001, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 4738.96, "end": 4744.160000000001, "text": " Though, if I get invaded again, I need to actually kill my Iceman so Skogsucker doesn't move."}, {"start": 4752.660000000001, "end": 4753.160000000001, "text": " Love."}, {"start": 4756.160000000001, "end": 4757.660000000001, "text": " Whaaat?"}, {"start": 4757.66, "end": 4763.98, "text": " Wait, there's no way he's invading me on the red again."}, {"start": 4763.98, "end": 4764.98, "text": " No shot, right?"}, {"start": 4764.98, "end": 4766.98, "text": " No shot, he's doing it again."}, {"start": 4766.98, "end": 4767.98, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4767.98, "end": 4768.98, "text": " I'm gonna put up my pants."}, 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Thank God."}, {"start": 4819.9800000000005, "end": 4820.9800000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4825.9800000000005, "end": 4827.9800000000005, "text": " OH MY GOD!"}, {"start": 4827.9800000000005, "end": 4829.9800000000005, "text": " We got this."}, {"start": 4829.9800000000005, "end": 4831.9800000000005, "text": " Give me the sunlight!"}, {"start": 4831.9800000000005, "end": 4833.9800000000005, "text": " You fucking cocksucker, you two."}, {"start": 4833.9800000000005, "end": 4835.9800000000005, "text": " Fucking piece of shit."}, {"start": 4840.9800000000005, "end": 4850.22, "text": " I'm not gonna let you down, just let me go."}, {"start": 4850.22, "end": 4856.42, "text": " You must know that we're a little staining, while you were talking about our line."}, {"start": 4856.42, "end": 4860.9400000000005, "text": " Looking for you, you need more."}, {"start": 4860.9400000000005, "end": 4864.540000000001, "text": " Nothing else, nothing else."}, {"start": 4864.540000000001, "end": 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bruv"}, {"start": 5457.04, "end": 5478.04, "text": " oh my god she looks so cute"}, {"start": 5508.04, "end": 5510.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5538.04, "end": 5541.04, "text": " Let's see the end of this body rock"}, {"start": 5542.04, "end": 5544.04, "text": " Girl, I can see your body rock"}, {"start": 5545.04, "end": 5547.04, "text": " Take your bow"}, {"start": 5548.04, "end": 5550.04, "text": " You'll find out how to stick it now"}, {"start": 5552.04, "end": 5554.04, "text": " We got a party like a spirit"}, {"start": 5554.04, "end": 5555.04, "text": " It's love tonight"}, {"start": 5555.04, "end": 5557.04, "text": " I wanna show you what the fun is"}, {"start": 5557.04, "end": 5558.04, "text": " Everything's alive"}, {"start": 5558.04, "end": 5559.04, "text": " It's like it's the day"}, {"start": 5559.04, "end": 5560.04, "text": " About the world"}, {"start": 5560.04, "end": 5561.04, "text": " We got a party like a spirit"}, {"start": 5561.04, "end": 5562.04, "text": " I'm 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You're still so clear"}, {"start": 5719.82, "end": 5722.32, "text": " Like the ocean, still right here"}, {"start": 5722.32, "end": 5728.32, "text": " If I could go back in time, I could live it all tonight"}, {"start": 5758.32, "end": 5787.82, "text": " We need to work for a way that we can, like,"}, {"start": 5787.82, "end": 5794.82, "text": " like catch someone out in the jungle and just like encircle them."}, {"start": 5847.82, "end": 5870.82, "text": " I mean, honestly, huge shelf on the cover. I'll take it. I have all DR now, and I still carry. Let's get it done."}, {"start": 5907.82, "end": 5909.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5924.46, "end": 5931.9, "text": " As I'm genuinely fucking huge right now. Yo, you guys know motherfucking Donald best heck room in the world"}, {"start": 5937.82, "end": 5952.94, "text": " Thank you for watching!"}, {"start": 5967.82, "end": 5969.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5997.82, "end": 5999.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6027.82, "end": 6029.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6057.82, "end": 6059.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6087.82, "end": 6089.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6117.82, "end": 6119.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6147.82, "end": 6149.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6164.7, "end": 6166.7, "text": " Run this has fallen"}, {"start": 6166.7, "end": 6184.22, "text": " Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!"}, {"start": 6184.22, "end": 6194.22, "text": " I'm taking all parts of my body so make me fucking speak right now."}, {"start": 6194.22, "end": 6195.22, "text": " I'm kidding."}, {"start": 6195.22, "end": 6200.22, "text": " There's something I got in special needs, I'm not controlling."}, {"start": 6200.22, "end": 6202.22, "text": " I know I see"}, {"start": 6320.22, "end": 6328.22, "text": " in my life now there's only love in the dark nothing i can say i'm totally clueless of the heart"}, {"start": 6334.62, "end": 6340.54, "text": " guys type one if you're genuinely starting to fucking believe right now bro is anybody"}, {"start": 6340.54, "end": 6346.780000000001, "text": " starting to believe besides just fucking me am i the only one believing right now"}, {"start": 6350.22, "end": 6352.22, "text": " 7 wins away"}, {"start": 6359.22, "end": 6361.22, "text": " Bro, holy shit"}, {"start": 6364.22, "end": 6365.22, "text": " And uh..."}, {"start": 6365.22, "end": 6369.22, "text": " Lumbra as you griff, Glocky thing as her subs"}, {"start": 6369.22, "end": 6373.22, "text": " No, just I don't have to bang the outside build, like, that's honest, no"}, {"start": 6373.22, "end": 6374.22, "text": " No"}, {"start": 6374.22, "end": 6376.22, "text": " Like, the thing is I couldn't do one shot"}, {"start": 6376.22, "end": 6378.22, "text": " He can't escape that, can't run"}, {"start": 6378.22, "end": 6385.22, "text": " Analyzing infamous Breezy, Willywhack, Max, who gives us our subs, they could have been their own non-slug max."}, {"start": 6385.22, "end": 6387.22, "text": " They can't have 3-months as well."}, {"start": 6387.22, "end": 6391.22, "text": " Toyboy, Kujo, Destiel, Fenguas, all the subs."}, {"start": 6391.22, "end": 6393.22, "text": " And Nick, their media."}, {"start": 6393.22, "end": 6397.22, "text": " The thing with my job is just streaming and playing League of Legends thoughts."}, {"start": 6400.22, "end": 6401.22, "text": " Don't do it."}, {"start": 6402.22, "end": 6407.22, "text": " The thing about streaming is that your success of your stream is going to be dependent on your mood, right?"}, {"start": 6407.22, "end": 6411.740000000001, "text": " And if you're stressed because your stream isn't doing well, then it's gonna make your streams in turn become worse"}, {"start": 6411.860000000001, "end": 6416.54, "text": " Which gives you less of a chance to make it full-time. That's the reason why starting on power top is just way better"}, {"start": 6420.7, "end": 6422.7, "text": " That's why it's still just like way better"}, {"start": 6426.3, "end": 6432.0, "text": " The donor and the prime and Sandy Z man hypha there in the prime. Yo hypha you played ball, bro"}, {"start": 6432.0, "end": 6434.5, "text": " You fucking bastard. You actually almost made us lose"}, {"start": 6434.5, "end": 6436.5, "text": " You guys know motherfuckers, I won't."}, {"start": 6436.5, "end": 6440.5, "text": " And by VD's Hugh J, that's saying that's where they get, and Rogue, having fun."}, {"start": 6443.5, "end": 6446.5, "text": " How do I level up faster without using money?"}, {"start": 6446.5, "end": 6450.5, "text": " If you really want to level fast, you can just spam, I think, intermediate bots."}, {"start": 6450.5, "end": 6452.5, "text": " Gives you a lot of XP."}, {"start": 6454.5, "end": 6457.5, "text": " Can't escape that, can't run!"}, {"start": 6457.5, "end": 6467.5, "text": " all right guys well we are literally on the fucking tail on the nash tree today though"}, {"start": 6467.5, "end": 6473.18, "text": " like the nash tree today is literally god mode we are not losing on the e bro like this"}, {"start": 6473.18, "end": 6481.22, "text": " crit build especially like holy fuck holy shit but it doesn't mean i'm only gonna play"}, {"start": 6481.22, "end": 6485.22, "text": " you like if we're sitting there and we like uh we gotta get off our team for"}, {"start": 6485.22, "end": 6488.900000000001, "text": " another thing that we'll see. Can you stand up and show us the rest of your mankini please?"}, {"start": 6489.9400000000005, "end": 6500.02, "text": " Dude it is not a fucking mankini it is a STRINGER and I look cool today! I look really fucking cool."}, {"start": 6503.780000000001, "end": 6507.780000000001, "text": " Yo you guys know motherfucking don't? Best couple in the world."}, {"start": 6507.78, "end": 6510.099999999999, "text": " And uh smurf up there and stuff, welcome. Thank you."}, {"start": 6517.46, "end": 6519.54, "text": " Yo, Teemo, trade me. They already welcome me, Shen."}, {"start": 6520.98, "end": 6525.78, "text": " Now, it could be Shen's support, but I'm not playing so..."}, {"start": 6527.78, "end": 6532.0199999999995, "text": " TRADE, TRADE, TRADE, TRADE, TRADE, TRADE!"}, {"start": 6532.0199999999995, "end": 6533.219999999999, "text": " I don't know if they're speaking to me."}, {"start": 6533.219999999999, "end": 6534.0199999999995, "text": " FUCK!"}, {"start": 6537.78, "end": 6539.78, "text": " What's your name?"}, {"start": 6539.78, "end": 6541.78, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6541.78, "end": 6543.78, "text": " You should wear a Speedo with your mankini."}, {"start": 6547.78, "end": 6549.78, "text": " Yeah, Loki, I should actually."}, {"start": 6549.78, "end": 6554.78, "text": " But it's just like, dude, I'm going to be honest, like, okay, I need to tell you guys a story about Speedos."}, {"start": 6554.78, "end": 6559.78, "text": " So at one point I go to Disney with Laura for our first Valentine's Day together."}, {"start": 6559.78, "end": 6565.78, "text": " And when we go there, I buy this, like, this, like, savings."}, {"start": 6565.78, "end": 6571.58, "text": " But the problem was is I didn't realize the bathing to the bathing suit was too small right I started playing a week ago"}, {"start": 6573.0199999999995, "end": 6574.82, "text": " So like what ends up happening"}, {"start": 6574.82, "end": 6579.94, "text": " I'm not even trolling is a one-point rat Disney and there's like a pool at our hotel"}, {"start": 6580.259999999999, "end": 6585.139999999999, "text": " So I put the bathing suit on and guys I promise you I literally looked like a pedophile. It was crazy"}, {"start": 6585.34, "end": 6590.78, "text": " It was like too tight and too small and then my belly was like hanging over the sides and shit"}, {"start": 6590.78, "end": 6593.3, "text": " And it's like it was bad, bro"}, {"start": 6593.3, "end": 6600.12, "text": " And like because it was so tight you could really see my print as well. It was very horrible like I literally felt"}, {"start": 6600.12, "end": 6606.66, "text": " I literally felt like some kind of fucking like some weird creepy guy, you know, I mean Laura found it hilarious"}, {"start": 6606.74, "end": 6608.74, "text": " But that dude that was fucked up"}, {"start": 6608.98, "end": 6610.98, "text": " So you fucked up"}, {"start": 6613.9, "end": 6617.219999999999, "text": " And uh, so leaps down into the six on survive. Thank you"}, {"start": 6617.22, "end": 6622.22, "text": " Can you make a rod tutorial on jungle?"}, {"start": 6622.22, "end": 6624.22, "text": " I think we've got a lost one to do."}, {"start": 6624.22, "end": 6626.22, "text": " Yeah, it would actually be down 2 sometime soon."}, {"start": 6626.22, "end": 6628.22, "text": " I'd be 100% down 2."}, {"start": 6636.22, "end": 6638.22, "text": " What's your max bench?"}, {"start": 6638.22, "end": 6639.22, "text": " I don't bench anymore."}, {"start": 6639.22, "end": 6642.22, "text": " I feel like benching does nothing for your actual physique."}, {"start": 6642.22, "end": 6646.22, "text": " The engine is like push-ups, it only gets you better at doing the exercise but doesn't actually help at all."}, {"start": 6647.22, "end": 6649.22, "text": " Yeah, it's good if you want to sit there and you want to..."}, {"start": 6649.22, "end": 6651.22, "text": " Oh, I ban tracks wirelessly, but I'll tell you that."}, {"start": 6654.22, "end": 6656.22, "text": " But I'm also able to do those 2.25."}, {"start": 6656.22, "end": 6657.22, "text": " Okay, let's focus on..."}, {"start": 6658.22, "end": 6659.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6667.22, "end": 6668.22, "text": " Thank you, man."}, {"start": 6668.22, "end": 6669.22, "text": " Alright, I'll see you guys."}, {"start": 6672.22, "end": 6684.22, "text": " W in a 3-camp here versus Shen like Volker and Kerbin fine but not like that"}, {"start": 6684.22, "end": 6698.22, "text": " So now we just play on Red and Zekrugs"}, {"start": 6698.22, "end": 6703.22, "text": " That was my team on really losing lane level 1."}, {"start": 6703.22, "end": 6705.22, "text": " Wonder what I'm getting."}, {"start": 6705.22, "end": 6732.860000000001, "text": " I guess there's no bot gank up to here so I just have to find a reset here then."}, {"start": 6732.860000000001, "end": 6734.860000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6735.860000000001, "end": 6742.4800000000005, "text": " So Shen is focusing towards bot. Wow, he's fucking late on the square. Unless his career really is just that bad"}, {"start": 6748.660000000001, "end": 6752.84, "text": " Are you start Raptors every single time I play had come nowadays, I always just in camp"}, {"start": 6753.200000000001, "end": 6756.280000000001, "text": " It allows you to be activated on the map earlier and if they meet she's"}, {"start": 6762.860000000001, "end": 6788.860000000001, "text": " I start here most of the time and see how it's going to be."}, {"start": 6788.860000000001, "end": 6801.360000000001, "text": " when you get challenger and thanks junkie foodie just think about how many"}, {"start": 6801.360000000001, "end": 6807.160000000001, "text": " doing sessions you will be real rational please get all I need it I'm playing"}, {"start": 6807.160000000001, "end": 6813.18, "text": " when I start spanking spanking Jinxie guys I've mined raid that's good"}, {"start": 6813.18, "end": 6817.18, "text": " hi boys hi boys listen what I'm about to say but don't be a shaman bro thank you"}, {"start": 6817.18, "end": 6821.56, "text": " But yeah, when I start spanking Jinxie, I'm gonna slip my pinkie in his fucking asshole"}, {"start": 6821.56, "end": 6825.68, "text": " And then I'm just gonna like to summit so far deep there that he starts nutting on my leg"}, {"start": 6825.68, "end": 6828.88, "text": " And then I'm just never gonna wash my hands or my leg ever again"}, {"start": 6829.76, "end": 6831.76, "text": " And it's not just complete through the game"}, {"start": 6836.6, "end": 6838.6, "text": " Oh my god, I should just go again"}, {"start": 6838.6, "end": 6846.4800000000005, "text": " I have mine what if I told you Jinx he said yesterday me hitting challenger would be impossible"}, {"start": 6846.4800000000005, "end": 6856.52, "text": " and it's like this morning around the 3 game win streak and now we're only 7 wins away."}, {"start": 6856.52, "end": 6859.72, "text": " Alright I really want to look on the uh the clogs here, food player and clogs that should"}, {"start": 6859.72, "end": 6866.72, "text": " be insane."}, {"start": 6866.72, "end": 6869.02, "text": " Adontis, isn't that sexual assault?"}, {"start": 6869.52, "end": 6871.02, "text": " Not if Tinksy likes it?"}, {"start": 6871.02, "end": 6872.02, "text": " No, I'm kidding."}, {"start": 6872.02, "end": 6873.22, "text": " Wow, that's crazy to say."}, {"start": 6885.52, "end": 6888.02, "text": " Alright, let's just slowly dance aboard cancellation now."}, {"start": 6892.52, "end": 6893.52, "text": " Alright, we're good now."}, {"start": 6893.52, "end": 6895.320000000001, "text": " Alright, now we just gotta put on the game."}, {"start": 6896.72, "end": 6903.92, "text": " all right top spot folk here that we can make on the uh"}, {"start": 6933.92, "end": 6935.92, "text": " from challenger"}, {"start": 6945.92, "end": 6946.92, "text": " alright"}, {"start": 6949.92, "end": 6953.92, "text": " so now what i want to do is i want to look on the uh... the crapture, cause i'm going to have a timer for it"}, {"start": 6954.92, "end": 6958.92, "text": " shenna is going to attempt to gank mid, but the thing is he's going to be late no matter what he does here"}, {"start": 6958.92, "end": 6962.92, "text": " his only play that i wouldn't be able to contest one would be sawing the dragon"}, {"start": 6963.92, "end": 6971.4400000000005, "text": " but my ballon just works as anyone can be able to and it might even be like"}, {"start": 6971.4400000000005, "end": 6974.76, "text": " okay there look as far as I can"}, {"start": 6983.92, "end": 6987.4400000000005, "text": " I'm gonna wait a ton until my"}, {"start": 6987.4400000000005, "end": 6990.4400000000005, "text": " your knee on special package is ready to be a weirdo"}, {"start": 6990.4400000000005, "end": 6992.4400000000005, "text": " good enough"}, {"start": 6996.4400000000005, "end": 7000.4400000000005, "text": " so what i really want to do here is i want to look on the raptors and after raptors to look on the crugs"}, {"start": 7003.4400000000005, "end": 7008.4400000000005, "text": " actually no, shen is first to poke her, if shen is first to poke her then let's use that so i can try to make a drag"}, {"start": 7008.4400000000005, "end": 7024.92, "text": " strike. So now if the town smarty invades the shun on this red end kills him. Nice, listen"}, {"start": 7024.92, "end": 7030.88, "text": " to me. OHHHHH! And he sold it! Holy fuck I'm the greatest. I'm literally the greatest."}, {"start": 7030.88, "end": 7037.88, "text": " i was like the mastermind behind that play"}, {"start": 7037.88, "end": 7047.88, "text": " i was here the mastermind behind that play"}, {"start": 7047.88, "end": 7054.88, "text": " the reason why i want to go for his raptors here is because i want to sink my entire jungle together"}, {"start": 7054.88, "end": 7056.88, "text": " I don't know if I can find him"}, {"start": 7058.38, "end": 7060.38, "text": " Shots on the other guy"}, {"start": 7070.18, "end": 7073.18, "text": " You know what? You can take the big one, I'll take all the small ones"}, {"start": 7073.18, "end": 7091.18, "text": " I really really really want to become the top subodger."}, {"start": 7091.18, "end": 7101.18, "text": " I'm telling you guys, if we just play top subodger it's going to be the first play of our life."}, {"start": 7101.18, "end": 7108.18, "text": " guys remind me today we're going to be doing some uh... some book on gaming"}, {"start": 7111.18, "end": 7114.740000000001, "text": " but going for these grubs those off my book there's saying"}, {"start": 7114.740000000001, "end": 7118.42, "text": " i think it's worth it"}, {"start": 7118.42, "end": 7125.42, "text": " by insecure every objective i think it's worth it"}, {"start": 7131.18, "end": 7140.34, "text": " I'm actually in something we call it and then what I'll do is I'll go bot to top re-invade"}, {"start": 7140.34, "end": 7149.740000000001, "text": " the wrappers as soon as I get there."}, {"start": 7149.740000000001, "end": 7151.740000000001, "text": " No Wukong, no Wukong, 60B."}, {"start": 7151.740000000001, "end": 7157.700000000001, "text": " Wait, did you guys not watch my Wukong game yesterday?"}, {"start": 7157.700000000001, "end": 7160.02, "text": " You guys didn't watch my Wukong game yesterday, did you?"}, {"start": 7160.02, "end": 7164.02, "text": " C4 persona at over 11 games, yes we dropped 14 kills, I'm crazy."}, {"start": 7171.02, "end": 7175.02, "text": " Ok so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the red 2 walls."}, {"start": 7175.02, "end": 7177.02, "text": " And after we can probably come to the drop too."}, {"start": 7190.02, "end": 7192.02, "text": " Oh my god. Okay, give me a sec."}, {"start": 7220.02, "end": 7222.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7235.900000000001, "end": 7240.120000000001, "text": " Like let's go had to get the Amazon package look at now"}, {"start": 7250.02, "end": 7255.02, "text": " The only shop on their entire team is Chanel's."}, {"start": 7255.02, "end": 7258.02, "text": " I feel like that's very low-intensity."}, {"start": 7258.02, "end": 7260.02, "text": " I don't know if they build around that."}, {"start": 7268.02, "end": 7271.02, "text": " Okay, so Ash has her one item to spike for this play now."}, {"start": 7340.02, "end": 7345.02, "text": " What happened with Steven?"}, {"start": 7345.02, "end": 7349.02, "text": " Uh, one more thing, we just uh..."}, {"start": 7349.02, "end": 7353.02, "text": " He's living in the South Island right now."}, {"start": 7353.02, "end": 7358.02, "text": " And I racked him for 48 months on my... Thank you."}, {"start": 7358.02, "end": 7364.02, "text": " Alright, so what we're going to do is we're going to look on the Krugs and after Krugs we're going to look on the Dragon."}, {"start": 7370.02, "end": 7380.02, "text": " So we'll look on the bot side and after the bot side, I'm probably just like coming dragon."}, {"start": 7380.02, "end": 7388.02, "text": " Guys, all this is gonna be up in 70."}, {"start": 7388.02, "end": 7390.02, "text": " I think we might have to wait for that ult though."}, {"start": 7390.02, "end": 7394.02, "text": " Yeah, if you go for a fight right now, it's probably game losing, honestly."}, {"start": 7394.02, "end": 7396.02, "text": " Wait, no, shut off the top, look at it."}, {"start": 7412.02, "end": 7416.02, "text": " I'm gonna be honest with you, my smite is upgraded to, like, I'm willing to fight no."}, {"start": 7424.02, "end": 7449.02, "text": " I'd be lying if I said I wasn't always a little bit worried about the trend right now though."}, {"start": 7449.02, "end": 7456.02, "text": " we said on our popsline we should get"}, {"start": 7456.02, "end": 7459.1, "text": " alright so we got our endless hunger now and then afterwards"}, {"start": 7459.1, "end": 7461.860000000001, "text": " I kinda want to just get my cleaver"}, {"start": 7461.860000000001, "end": 7466.700000000001, "text": " endless cleaver now"}, {"start": 7466.700000000001, "end": 7473.700000000001, "text": " although we do have a lot of damage but our damage is kinda like whatever"}, {"start": 7509.02, "end": 7511.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7531.9800000000005, "end": 7535.06, "text": " Think I'm best on right now is just giving this hell"}, {"start": 7535.06, "end": 7542.06, "text": " Did this team always fucking count?"}, {"start": 7542.06, "end": 7547.06, "text": " Maybe not, maybe it's the gold after another one."}, {"start": 7547.06, "end": 7556.06, "text": " Yeah, all we have to do now is just pound this health and then we're gonna be in a super"}, {"start": 7556.06, "end": 7557.06, "text": " nice spot."}, {"start": 7557.06, "end": 7564.06, "text": " all we have to do now is just found this health and then we're going to be in a super nice spot"}, {"start": 7570.860000000001, "end": 7573.860000000001, "text": " I'm going to send up and get an upgrade on the wrappers here"}, {"start": 7617.06, "end": 7627.06, "text": " I think I'll just clear the rest of my bot lane and not first Ignite with my health."}, {"start": 7647.06, "end": 7670.5, "text": " all right let's find a reset here and then we'll come to the top, top crowd to the top"}, {"start": 7670.5, "end": 7674.1, "text": " something we should be in a really nice spot"}, {"start": 7674.82, "end": 7677.86, "text": " here we go nice"}, {"start": 7681.86, "end": 7685.7, "text": " all right we need to look on the crab here"}, {"start": 7692.06, "end": 7696.46, "text": " yo you guys know motherfucking donald's best heckle in the world now this is that"}, {"start": 7696.46, "end": 7703.46, "text": " but even if I go top it's not going to do anything"}, {"start": 7703.46, "end": 7712.46, "text": " now this on the other hand"}, {"start": 7712.46, "end": 7714.46, "text": " one"}, {"start": 7714.46, "end": 7717.46, "text": " no I'm going to be honest I just gave it everything I had left"}, {"start": 7717.46, "end": 7719.46, "text": " like you guys gotta clutch it up"}, {"start": 7719.46, "end": 7725.46, "text": " I don't know I'm going to be honest I'm just building into build dead real talk"}, {"start": 7725.46, "end": 7733.08, "text": " this looks free nice okay very good very good very good very good very good very good"}, {"start": 7733.08, "end": 7740.08, "text": " That Teemo should rush Rope and Char first, I think."}, {"start": 7740.08, "end": 7742.08, "text": " Sure, okay."}, {"start": 7742.08, "end": 7745.08, "text": " Yeah, second one, that's here."}, {"start": 7763.08, "end": 7792.08, "text": " I don't think the jet is going to solve this game."}, {"start": 7792.08, "end": 7810.44, "text": " I'm not even kidding when I say this, this hypo guy is actually Loki the Goat."}, {"start": 7810.44, "end": 7814.96, "text": " Every single time I've been like post a challenger, I swear I think I've always gotten him in"}, {"start": 7814.96, "end": 7817.36, "text": " my games and he's always performed out of his mind."}, {"start": 7817.36, "end": 7821.84, "text": " Like I'm not even kidding, like it's been like a few times now."}, {"start": 7821.84, "end": 7823.84, "text": " fucking piece"}, {"start": 7827.84, "end": 7831.84, "text": " I want to put out my Bulbasaur and after that we'll look at the blue kill"}, {"start": 7845.84, "end": 7848.84, "text": " I'm in number 3 drag sound, that's the big money"}, {"start": 7881.84, "end": 7883.84, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 7901.84, "end": 7908.84, "text": " Can you guys watch out because if Shenever gets the opportunity to like E flash onto the Ashe, then that's pretty bad."}, {"start": 7911.84, "end": 7919.24, "text": " I'm gonna focus upwards on the reset we're playing on this"}, {"start": 7919.24, "end": 7941.24, "text": " Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't, best hacker in the world!"}, {"start": 7949.24, "end": 7962.24, "text": " Again, if it's nice and clean, you can just shut down all the systems, turn on all the lights,"}, {"start": 7962.24, "end": 7967.24, "text": " just close your eyes until now."}, {"start": 7967.24, "end": 7971.24, "text": " There's nobody able to catch you."}, {"start": 7971.24, "end": 7978.24, "text": " It's safe."}, {"start": 7978.24, "end": 7980.24, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 7994.24, "end": 7996.24, "text": " Come on, come on, come on."}, {"start": 8003.24, "end": 8006.24, "text": " Who can come for us here? Nobody. You're off outside."}, {"start": 8068.24, "end": 8075.24, "text": " I can't beat them you."}, {"start": 8075.24, "end": 8081.98, "text": " Okay now we just gotta get this dragon another one."}, {"start": 8081.98, "end": 8082.98, "text": " Silence."}, {"start": 8082.98, "end": 8091.98, "text": " I can get these two again."}, {"start": 8091.9800000000005, "end": 8096.9800000000005, "text": " I'll pound this one."}, {"start": 8103.9800000000005, "end": 8107.9800000000005, "text": " Alright, team needs to shut up. We're gonna pound two lanes here."}, {"start": 8121.9800000000005, "end": 8151.860000000001, "text": " I think it's something that just used to every flash."}, {"start": 8151.860000000001, "end": 8157.860000000001, "text": " so i'm gonna be honest i'm not even that worried about it"}, {"start": 8157.860000000001, "end": 8163.360000000001, "text": " but i think i need to get run run so i like i generally need run run"}, {"start": 8163.360000000001, "end": 8166.740000000001, "text": " why you try to type one of you guys think you deserve to be a juicer in your ears"}, {"start": 8166.740000000001, "end": 8173.740000000001, "text": " yes or no who deserves to be a juicer"}, {"start": 8173.74, "end": 8175.74, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 8203.74, "end": 8205.74, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 8215.34, "end": 8217.74, "text": " I know you're gonna take so long."}, {"start": 8219.24, "end": 8221.74, "text": " It's the kill of one more kill!"}, {"start": 8221.74, "end": 8223.74, "text": " The last one to bow!"}, {"start": 8225.74, "end": 8228.74, "text": " You never saw the bandit's dying!"}, {"start": 8258.74, "end": 8260.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8288.74, "end": 8312.6, "text": " I don't want to get too ahead of myself, but it's happening!"}, {"start": 8312.6, "end": 8320.6, "text": " I don't want to get too ahead of myself, but it's happening!"}, {"start": 8320.6, "end": 8322.6, "text": " And may this video please react?"}, {"start": 8322.6, "end": 8323.6, "text": " Not now bro, not now."}, {"start": 8323.6, "end": 8324.6, "text": " I'll react it tomorrow."}, {"start": 8324.6, "end": 8336.6, "text": " I can't react to anything right now because it's going to take me out of the mentality."}, {"start": 8336.6, "end": 8343.36, "text": " T-Bug, Nero, uh, Corti-Pies, Porta, Roxanne, and Psych, thing as for the subs, pre-show."}, {"start": 8343.36, "end": 8346.76, "text": " Ron, you were at 800 bitgears last time I was talking."}, {"start": 8349.26, "end": 8356.6, "text": " Hehehehe, thank you, Ron, and I will end our rec band for the 4 years live back. Thank you."}, {"start": 8358.28, "end": 8362.04, "text": " Shes, say pretty sound that's just the 5% of our mod, you'll fuck your mod show, bro."}, {"start": 8362.04, "end": 8364.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8365.2, "end": 8369.560000000001, "text": " What I forgot to report the river in from us game you know hi fuck don't I'm gonna do it"}, {"start": 8369.560000000001, "end": 8374.68, "text": " I'm gonna do it. Don't I'm gonna do it. I will do it. I will do it"}, {"start": 8384.84, "end": 8386.6, "text": " And uh"}, {"start": 8386.6, "end": 8389.720000000001, "text": " Take him there in the prime and have you been for months on my thank you"}, {"start": 8389.72, "end": 8393.72, "text": " I need a play-offs, I strange one play-offs, this one's called the Conqueror"}, {"start": 8400.72, "end": 8403.72, "text": " Chad is it possible now? It fucking is"}, {"start": 8411.72, "end": 8413.72, "text": " Okay, guys"}, {"start": 8414.72, "end": 8416.72, "text": " I'm a bit of bad news"}, {"start": 8416.72, "end": 8427.039999999999, "text": " I'm 99% sure my top laner is fogged and the thing is that Trindymer got picked by the"}, {"start": 8427.039999999999, "end": 8429.199999999999, "text": " enemy."}, {"start": 8429.199999999999, "end": 8435.599999999999, "text": " Now he does play Zahen but the thing is that the last time I played with him, I mean he"}, {"start": 8435.599999999999, "end": 8438.32, "text": " was first time in Chondal."}, {"start": 8438.32, "end": 8440.88, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 8440.880000000001, "end": 8447.880000000001, "text": " i'll trust in him, he won 6-3 loss in this matchup, i'll trust in him"}, {"start": 8450.320000000002, "end": 8454.800000000001, "text": " i think we're doing a dana game here"}, {"start": 8454.800000000001, "end": 8457.080000000002, "text": " i'm gonna be honest with you guys, i think it's a dana game"}, {"start": 8457.080000000002, "end": 8458.6, "text": " and uh..."}, {"start": 8458.6, "end": 8461.6, "text": " trying to get the sub, the cabbage, the prime, and royal for the 6-1 slumac, thank you"}, {"start": 8470.880000000001, "end": 8475.880000000001, "text": " Okay, so they are on Ash, Nautilus, Shen, and Kali."}, {"start": 8475.880000000001, "end": 8478.880000000001, "text": " So, I don't really want to go Master Yi."}, {"start": 8478.880000000001, "end": 8481.880000000001, "text": " And if I go Hecarim, Artemis, Foy, D."}, {"start": 8481.880000000001, "end": 8485.880000000001, "text": " So, this is actually a dany game, believe it or not."}, {"start": 8493.880000000001, "end": 8496.880000000001, "text": " Believe it or not, this is actually a dany game."}, {"start": 8496.880000000001, "end": 8498.880000000001, "text": " We have to go dany here."}, {"start": 8500.880000000001, "end": 8504.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, that is very good listening."}, {"start": 8504.880000000001, "end": 8507.880000000001, "text": " Could you tell me the song you played in this clip, please?"}, {"start": 8507.880000000001, "end": 8511.880000000001, "text": " Uh, Andy, ask me, ask me after, ask me after."}, {"start": 8513.880000000001, "end": 8517.880000000001, "text": " It's like right now I'm telling you guys, I can't do anything except just like queue up or piss."}, {"start": 8517.880000000001, "end": 8520.880000000001, "text": " Like, I cannot get my mind out of the game right now."}, {"start": 8521.880000000001, "end": 8523.880000000001, "text": " Okay, what the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 8523.880000000001, "end": 8528.880000000001, "text": " So it's fogged for the win two against frog..."}, {"start": 8528.880000000001, "end": 8531.880000000001, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 8532.880000000001, "end": 8533.880000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8533.880000000001, "end": 8536.880000000001, "text": " What is going on? What the fuck is going on? What is going on?"}, {"start": 8536.880000000001, "end": 8538.880000000001, "text": " Who the fuck is this guy?"}, {"start": 8543.880000000001, "end": 8545.880000000001, "text": " Who the fuck is this guy, dude?"}, {"start": 8548.880000000001, "end": 8550.880000000001, "text": " Who's the real one?"}, {"start": 8558.880000000001, "end": 8568.880000000001, "text": " Alright, let's go, guys."}, {"start": 8568.880000000001, "end": 8585.880000000001, "text": " Alright, I think I just stopped the Bot Folk, alright."}, {"start": 8585.880000000001, "end": 8587.880000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8598.2, "end": 8601.28, "text": " Cuz I'm always gonna have like promo product here, so it should be really good for us"}, {"start": 8608.400000000001, "end": 8610.560000000001, "text": " Guys one number comes after 66"}, {"start": 8615.880000000001, "end": 8617.880000000001, "text": " from the world"}, {"start": 8629.560000000001, "end": 8631.820000000002, "text": " They just got play top to bottom and we're gonna be good"}, {"start": 8645.880000000001, "end": 8647.94, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8675.880000000001, "end": 8677.94, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8705.880000000001, "end": 8707.94, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8735.880000000001, "end": 8737.94, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8765.880000000001, "end": 8767.94, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8795.880000000001, "end": 8797.94, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8825.880000000001, "end": 8827.880000000001, "text": " You"}, {"start": 8844.76, "end": 8847.240000000002, "text": " Cuz I would have actually a damage to kill fire into that"}, {"start": 8855.880000000001, "end": 8858.880000000001, "text": " I will just play dragons, the good news is I bought someone else"}, {"start": 8861.880000000001, "end": 8864.880000000001, "text": " Other good news is Gankplank has his shield now so he's very Thanos"}, {"start": 8885.880000000001, "end": 8890.880000000001, "text": " I played well, good chip."}, {"start": 8890.880000000001, "end": 8895.880000000001, "text": " Tim is actually walking in there on the scene, you're walking pretty well."}, {"start": 8909.880000000001, "end": 8912.880000000001, "text": " How about chip walking down one more wave?"}, {"start": 8912.880000000001, "end": 8914.18, "text": " Yeah, one more wave then go."}, {"start": 8925.880000000001, "end": 8927.080000000002, "text": " Okay, that's just..."}, {"start": 8928.76, "end": 8931.560000000001, "text": " Well, that dragon, like, insta-walked up, what the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 8932.04, "end": 8933.300000000001, "text": " It was, like, a bug or something."}, {"start": 8933.86, "end": 8938.960000000001, "text": " Because normally he, like, does, phew, I don't have for, like, two seconds to start walking, but they're just, like, insta-walked."}, {"start": 8938.960000000001, "end": 8947.36, "text": " Oh no, it's happening, it's happening, I'm a fucking piece of shit."}, {"start": 8947.36, "end": 8956.720000000001, "text": " No, I'm actually, I used my smite early because I thought I'd have time to get both charges"}, {"start": 8956.72, "end": 8963.32, "text": " No, we actually have a lot of them. The music needs to be louder."}, {"start": 8963.32, "end": 8972.32, "text": " As long as the music is louder, we're going to be good. Let's go. Focus up, focus up."}, {"start": 8972.32, "end": 8973.32, "text": " We're going to be good."}, {"start": 9003.32, "end": 9010.32, "text": " thing is even if I were to gank top here, you know maybe it would be worth it"}, {"start": 9033.32, "end": 9062.32, "text": " Wow. Okay, I mean that's not the worst, that's not the worst, that's not the worst, we'll take it. I get my dusk and dawn now. I should have put my gold for it. We're in a really nice one now."}, {"start": 9063.32, "end": 9075.02, "text": " It's not working out to do us to just bolt her up and then uh, I could maybe look on top"}, {"start": 9075.02, "end": 9082.02, "text": " I'm getting really greedy this game so I gotta lock in on that."}, {"start": 9105.02, "end": 9107.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9135.02, "end": 9137.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9145.2, "end": 9147.2, "text": " Flash look on top"}, {"start": 9165.02, "end": 9173.26, "text": " so he really had his ult up again are you fucking serious"}, {"start": 9173.26, "end": 9181.78, "text": " I mean listen there is good news though the good news is shen's not gonna have his ult"}, {"start": 9181.78, "end": 9183.78, "text": " now for the uh..."}, {"start": 9183.78, "end": 9185.220000000001, "text": " for the pharaon dragon"}, {"start": 9185.220000000001, "end": 9192.220000000001, "text": " so we can just easy winner"}, {"start": 9204.380000000001, "end": 9211.380000000001, "text": " is there anywhere that they agreed for the next wave of diving?"}, {"start": 9241.78, "end": 9248.78, "text": " Alright, we're definitely gonna play on this, you know."}, {"start": 9248.78, "end": 9270.78, "text": " what is this guy talking about?"}, {"start": 9300.78, "end": 9302.78, "text": " Beginners this is a song saying never gonna die"}, {"start": 9304.94, "end": 9308.820000000002, "text": " But he literally knows exactly how to play against his one trick so that he doesn't ever die"}, {"start": 9330.78, "end": 9332.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9336.78, "end": 9341.400000000001, "text": " Try to eat try to find all the things inside my mind. We'll stay together"}, {"start": 9342.900000000001, "end": 9346.18, "text": " Try to push try to part try to break us from the start"}, {"start": 9360.78, "end": 9367.78, "text": " Alright, good news is that this gank plan gets a double kill though, get a bow."}, {"start": 9367.78, "end": 9372.78, "text": " I believe in you."}, {"start": 9372.78, "end": 9380.78, "text": " Okay, so now I'm resetting down the bobcrab and I'm gonna be good."}, {"start": 9380.78, "end": 9384.78, "text": " I can already get my rocket belt dude, I'm actually getting very fucking fed now."}, {"start": 9384.78, "end": 9388.78, "text": " This is looking super fucking nice for us."}, {"start": 9388.78, "end": 9390.78, "text": " only as definitely as her next one."}, {"start": 9403.78, "end": 9405.78, "text": " Ooooooh good!"}, {"start": 9407.78, "end": 9409.78, "text": " Shen is so top, I'm invading."}, {"start": 9418.78, "end": 9420.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9428.900000000001, "end": 9430.900000000001, "text": " Saw you're done"}, {"start": 9448.78, "end": 9449.78, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 9450.78, "end": 9452.78, "text": " Yo, you guys don't know what the fuck you're doing?"}, {"start": 9478.78, "end": 9480.78, "text": " How'd the jerk come off as hard as we could there?"}, {"start": 9508.78, "end": 9510.78, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 9538.78, "end": 9547.78, "text": " You're trying to come back to the world again with nobody, nobody."}, {"start": 9547.78, "end": 9552.78, "text": " Nobody, nobody is desperate."}, {"start": 9552.78, "end": 9556.78, "text": " Somebody, nobody is desperate."}, {"start": 9556.78, "end": 9563.78, "text": " Nobody, nobody is waiting for you."}, {"start": 9563.78, "end": 9565.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9593.78, "end": 9595.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9620.18, "end": 9622.18, "text": " Right"}, {"start": 9623.78, "end": 9630.78, "text": " and"}, {"start": 9641.560000000001, "end": 9648.560000000001, "text": " that's a very 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10257.18, "end": 10260.18, "text": " Will we come in time for you one day?"}, {"start": 10260.18, "end": 10264.18, "text": " I don't even care if I'm full, you're the bottom line"}, {"start": 10264.18, "end": 10266.18, "text": " Time to eat and talk and run"}, {"start": 10266.18, "end": 10269.18, "text": " We'll be coming back for you one day"}, {"start": 10269.18, "end": 10272.18, "text": " We'll be coming back for you one day"}, {"start": 10272.18, "end": 10274.18, "text": " We'll be coming back for you one day"}, {"start": 10275.18, "end": 10277.18, "text": " Gonna rise, gonna fall, we're getting pulled apart"}, {"start": 10277.18, "end": 10280.18, "text": " And we all do it all because it's all our hearts"}, {"start": 10280.18, "end": 10283.18, "text": " Gonna laugh up the sky so ignore the sparks"}, {"start": 10283.18, "end": 10286.18, "text": " And we all do it all because it's all our hearts"}, {"start": 10320.18, "end": 10322.18, "text": " I'm not going to end the game, I'm 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I need to fucking piss bad again in a minute"}, {"start": 10560.7, "end": 10589.980000000001, "text": " Dantes, I need help. I am snapping with a girl but she seems desinterested but keeps on answering. What should I do?"}, {"start": 10589.98, "end": 10599.02, "text": " Day, day, what you wanna say say? Tell it to me everyday, day, but if you don't show me,"}, {"start": 10599.02, "end": 10605.859999999999, "text": " Words, words, all they are is words words, do it on your train face face move,"}, {"start": 10605.859999999999, "end": 10610.06, "text": " Do it in your selfishly, now let's all eat one eye,"}, {"start": 10610.06, "end": 10613.779999999999, "text": " Drink it all with your lonely, dark lonely, eyes,"}, {"start": 10613.78, "end": 10616.900000000001, "text": " I'm gonna be with you, I'm gonna be with you"}, {"start": 10616.900000000001, "end": 10620.5, "text": " Before you go again, it'll be those two you owe"}, {"start": 10620.5, "end": 10622.820000000002, "text": " Now I can take it easy with you"}, {"start": 10622.820000000002, "end": 10626.5, "text": " You gotta show me, show me, show me, show me"}, {"start": 10626.5, "end": 10628.74, "text": " You're a team if you know what I'm gonna do"}, {"start": 10628.74, "end": 10632.820000000002, "text": " You gotta show me, show me, show me, show me"}, {"start": 10637.86, "end": 10639.300000000001, "text": " Down to you"}, {"start": 10643.78, "end": 10645.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10661.140000000001, "end": 10663.140000000001, "text": " Know you guys will never fucking don't"}, {"start": 10665.58, "end": 10670.66, "text": " In Dante's page we trust page in Dante's page we trust page in Dante's page"}, {"start": 10670.66, "end": 10677.66, "text": " we trust krait and dancy's krait and we trust krait and dancy's krait and we trust krait"}, {"start": 10691.539999999999, "end": 10693.74, "text": " guys"}, {"start": 10693.74, "end": 10697.58, "text": " there might actually be a fucking chance"}, {"start": 10697.58, "end": 10699.58, "text": " There might actually be a fucking chance right now."}, {"start": 10706.14, "end": 10707.34, "text": " There might actually be a chance."}, {"start": 10712.34, "end": 10714.18, "text": " And uh, Team Alphanty wants one back."}, {"start": 10714.18, "end": 10715.78, "text": " Dragon center wants one as well."}, {"start": 10716.22, "end": 10719.46, "text": " I'm snapping with the gopher, she seems to be interested, but keeps on answering."}, {"start": 10719.46, "end": 10720.58, "text": " What do I do? Leave her alone."}, {"start": 10721.18, "end": 10723.26, "text": " She's only doing it to be nice, so just leave her alone."}, {"start": 10723.26, "end": 10730.26, "text": " And Canadian Sebas and Pat, Dengas, and Subbs, you're up there if you want, so come back."}, {"start": 10730.26, "end": 10735.26, "text": " Ghost, Parker, Gun Logic, Dengas, and all the Subbs."}, {"start": 10735.26, "end": 10740.26, "text": " Pog, Joe, Noah, Fish, Dengas, and Subbs as well."}, {"start": 10740.26, "end": 10743.26, "text": " Lunch, I'm done with the time. Thank you guys."}, {"start": 10744.26, "end": 10747.26, "text": " You need 9 wins, get cancer, no I don't."}, {"start": 10747.26, "end": 10759.82, "text": " We're literally like about to break into 900 LP if I'm not mistaken or problem"}, {"start": 10759.82, "end": 10768.58, "text": " sound like Jinx is calling Jinx is calling on your phone like in a second"}, {"start": 10768.58, "end": 10770.02, "text": " I guess my phone is charging"}, {"start": 10783.24, "end": 10785.24, "text": " Yo you guys know motherfuckin' DOLL?"}, {"start": 10785.64, "end": 10786.92, "text": " Best hack on the world"}, {"start": 10795.46, "end": 10797.46, "text": " Dude why the FUCK do you guys"}, {"start": 10797.460000000001, "end": 10800.460000000001, "text": " INSIST! I'M BORING!"}, {"start": 10800.460000000001, "end": 10802.460000000001, "text": " ABOUT EVERYTHING!"}, {"start": 10802.460000000001, "end": 10804.460000000001, "text": " HE'S NOT GOING!"}, {"start": 10827.460000000001, "end": 10834.460000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 10840.740000000002, "end": 10841.740000000002, "text": " jing see"}, {"start": 10841.740000000002, "end": 10845.740000000002, "text": " what if i told you that i woke up this morning and i'm now in a five game win streak"}, {"start": 10845.740000000002, "end": 10850.34, "text": " but you know what i mean"}, {"start": 10850.34, "end": 10852.34, "text": " Let's say"}, {"start": 10858.98, "end": 10860.98, "text": " Let's make it eight hours, let's make it eight"}, {"start": 10868.42, "end": 10870.42, "text": " Right now we're five away"}, {"start": 10880.34, "end": 10887.34, "text": " If you don't get challenger today by hit night, you have to come to Florida and I'm gonna bend your money and spank you."}, {"start": 10887.34, "end": 10888.84, "text": " Do you understand?"}, {"start": 10888.84, "end": 10894.34, "text": " And if I hit challenger, then I get to hit your G-Spot better than anyone else has ever had."}, {"start": 10898.84, "end": 10899.84, "text": " Wait, his phone died."}, {"start": 10900.84, "end": 10901.84, "text": " GENESY!"}, {"start": 10901.84, "end": 10902.84, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 10902.84, "end": 10904.84, "text": " Wait, Gensy, your phone died. What did you say?"}, {"start": 10905.84, "end": 10908.84, "text": " I thought only girls had a G-Spot. Besides, when..."}, {"start": 10908.84, "end": 10915.84, "text": " Listen bro, no one's ever hit my G spot buddy, but don't mess. If you could challenge her tonight, I might allow it."}, {"start": 10915.84, "end": 10919.84, "text": " I got you. It's like now we gotta lock in for that."}, {"start": 10919.84, "end": 10930.84, "text": " Bro, you're five wins away. Good luck. I'm just gonna let you lock in. I'm gonna keep periodically checking on you. You need to take over every game. Okay?"}, {"start": 10930.84, "end": 10936.84, "text": " Okay, GenC, I'm about to lock in Master Yi into a comp that's normally good for Master Yi. Like, wish me luck though."}, {"start": 10936.84, "end": 10938.44, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10938.44, "end": 10940.94, "text": " Yeah, no, what heck rooms even worse. I already locked in you"}, {"start": 10942.44, "end": 10944.94, "text": " Yeah, our team is fully P. I already locked in you"}, {"start": 10948.72, "end": 10952.68, "text": " All right, I'll see you. Thanks"}, {"start": 10954.84, "end": 10956.84, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 10958.72, "end": 10963.56, "text": " All right, let's go, let me get my phone charger here in a second"}, {"start": 10966.84, "end": 10995.84, "text": " I've had it, death in me, like a king no more, like a king, king, king."}, {"start": 10995.84, "end": 10997.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11025.84, "end": 11029.64, "text": " All right guys, let's go who's there for this one"}, {"start": 11032.72, "end": 11033.960000000001, "text": " I'm gonna be honest"}, {"start": 11033.960000000001, "end": 11038.72, "text": " I think I think it was actually decent pick this game like this game use an okay pick"}, {"start": 11038.72, "end": 11041.0, "text": " I just can't do the crit build. I was the only shape thing"}, {"start": 11042.960000000001, "end": 11045.12, "text": " But we're still gonna get it done without this I'm not worried"}, {"start": 11051.48, "end": 11054.2, "text": " We're five wins away guys we need to lock it the fucking now"}, {"start": 11055.84, "end": 11058.64, "text": " We need to lock it the fucking up"}, {"start": 11074.52, "end": 11076.52, "text": " And we need to get the fuck done now guys"}, {"start": 11085.84, "end": 11111.2, "text": " It seemed to be a remake, nope."}, {"start": 11111.2, "end": 11114.4, "text": " I'm gonna be honest with you guys, this game might be a bit hard for us, but I think we"}, {"start": 11114.4, "end": 11123.16, "text": " I think I'm supposed to go Glutton and Scream some out of what?"}, {"start": 11123.16, "end": 11126.44, "text": " I don't know, I'm never supposed to go like, StoCaps."}, {"start": 11126.44, "end": 11129.72, "text": " Even when I do the on-hit build."}, {"start": 11129.72, "end": 11136.44, "text": " Yeah, it's just like enemy comm is just so weird."}, {"start": 11136.44, "end": 11140.0, "text": " I would have loved to go down in this game, or maybe even like Wukong, but Wukong was"}, {"start": 11140.0, "end": 11141.0, "text": " bound and down."}, {"start": 11141.0, "end": 11143.0, "text": " I felt someone cause of my poor AP"}, {"start": 11145.6, "end": 11147.6, "text": " Just gotta walk it in and I'm gonna fucking do you right now"}, {"start": 11171.0, "end": 11193.38, "text": " So I'll show you my farm."}, {"start": 11193.380000000001, "end": 11200.380000000001, "text": " I can't if I go for this."}, {"start": 11223.380000000001, "end": 11225.380000000001, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 11253.380000000001, "end": 11265.380000000001, "text": " Thanks for the crap, dumbass."}, {"start": 11265.380000000001, "end": 11266.380000000001, "text": " Bitch."}, {"start": 11283.380000000001, "end": 11289.740000000002, "text": " Alright, we're going to plant the rest of the clear, then afterwards we'll plant the"}, {"start": 11289.74, "end": 11307.1, "text": " I'm trying to figure out what the hell to do."}, {"start": 11307.1, "end": 11323.1, "text": " I want to put out this dragon the second it spawns."}, {"start": 11323.1, "end": 11337.06, "text": " I mean we don't have the second, but like soon after."}, {"start": 11337.06, "end": 11339.98, "text": " So I'm going to set up here to this box slide."}, {"start": 11339.98, "end": 11342.34, "text": " What is this fucking gear down sweetheart doing bro?"}, {"start": 11362.82, "end": 11364.32, "text": " Nice, invade, invade, invade brother."}, {"start": 11367.06, "end": 11373.06, "text": " I'm not sure if he's going to be able to kill me, but he's going to be able to kill me."}, {"start": 11373.06, "end": 11374.06, "text": " Those guys are going to be so mad."}, {"start": 11374.06, "end": 11383.06, "text": " If he was pissed, they give the crab, but without losing his romp, he's going to lose his shit."}, {"start": 11383.06, "end": 11384.06, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 11414.06, "end": 11416.06, "text": " I don't care, she's not going to meet me."}, {"start": 11416.06, "end": 11418.06, "text": " Alright, now Risa talked about poker."}, {"start": 11420.06, "end": 11422.06, "text": " Die please?"}, {"start": 11435.06, "end": 11437.06, "text": " I don't know why I listen."}, {"start": 11437.06, "end": 11439.06, "text": " Why do I just listen?"}, {"start": 11441.06, "end": 11443.06, "text": " Whatever it's hard to call."}, {"start": 11444.06, "end": 11451.38, "text": " Yeah, well I just fucked up a lot of the tumble that was actually building up."}, {"start": 11451.38, "end": 11454.38, "text": " Denied cannon, thanks for your fucking retard."}, {"start": 11454.38, "end": 11459.74, "text": " Like yeah, denied cannon, now the enemy Zed came just got an invade on my top side and"}, {"start": 11459.74, "end": 11460.74, "text": " sold 200 volts for me."}, {"start": 11460.74, "end": 11462.46, "text": " Sure, it's broke, at least we denied cannon."}, {"start": 11462.46, "end": 11465.46, "text": " But it's my fault for some of this shit."}, {"start": 11465.460000000001, "end": 11470.460000000001, "text": " I've been fighting for my life"}, {"start": 11471.460000000001, "end": 11472.460000000001, "text": " It's safe to say"}, {"start": 11472.460000000001, "end": 11474.460000000001, "text": " I've only fought a year and not a month"}, {"start": 11474.460000000001, "end": 11475.460000000001, "text": " Not this year, not this year"}, {"start": 11476.460000000001, "end": 11479.460000000001, "text": " I've fought something that hasn't happened"}, {"start": 11479.460000000001, "end": 11480.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, cool, bro"}, {"start": 11480.460000000001, "end": 11482.460000000001, "text": " I wish we'd have a night camp in here"}, {"start": 11482.460000000001, "end": 11484.460000000001, "text": " But I'm the fucking one who fucking listen"}, {"start": 11484.460000000001, "end": 11487.460000000001, "text": " I've been fighting for my life"}, {"start": 11487.460000000001, "end": 11490.460000000001, "text": " I've been fighting for my life"}, {"start": 11490.460000000001, "end": 11493.460000000001, "text": " I've been fighting for my life"}, {"start": 11493.460000000001, "end": 11498.460000000001, "text": " And when the morning comes, we let it all disappear"}, {"start": 11498.460000000001, "end": 11502.460000000001, "text": " We surrender"}, {"start": 11502.460000000001, "end": 11508.460000000001, "text": " It's all that we have for heaven"}, {"start": 11508.460000000001, "end": 11513.460000000001, "text": " It's the ocean for real to be"}, {"start": 11523.460000000001, "end": 11525.460000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 11528.460000000001, "end": 11531.460000000001, "text": " Are these people fucking brain dead?"}, {"start": 11553.460000000001, "end": 11568.86, "text": " So I would need to play for my fucking mid laner, but my mid laner is a filled barge"}, {"start": 11568.86, "end": 11575.86, "text": " Holy shiver and for PCS game, that's for sure."}, {"start": 11585.02, "end": 11589.02, "text": " If shimmers fall bot in ads, I'd do that minimum ad setting."}, {"start": 11589.02, "end": 11596.02, "text": " Seriously, the minimum, so you guys don't have to get overloaded with that."}, {"start": 11628.86, "end": 11647.5, "text": " Alright guys, I'm going to have to 1v9 this one into a combat music, even that particularly"}, {"start": 11647.5, "end": 11648.5, "text": " great one too."}, {"start": 11648.5, "end": 11650.5, "text": " If there's anyone I can do it, you're looking at it."}, {"start": 11654.5, "end": 11658.5, "text": " It's safe to say I see the end."}, {"start": 11659.5, "end": 11664.5, "text": " The time is now, never."}, {"start": 11665.5, "end": 11668.5, "text": " Oh, shit, I didn't get it."}, {"start": 11668.5, "end": 11670.5, "text": " Thank you, bro."}, {"start": 11671.5, "end": 11674.5, "text": " I'll try to give you a crazy one here."}, {"start": 11678.5, "end": 11685.5, "text": " I'm not sure if you can hear me."}, {"start": 11685.5, "end": 11694.5, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 11694.5, "end": 11697.2, "text": " Every heart is filled with light"}, {"start": 11698.82, "end": 11703.28, "text": " But to find the light you must first venture through darkness"}, {"start": 11705.4, "end": 11712.78, "text": " The darkness that is each of us I can tell this one is it sometimes you have to close"}, {"start": 11724.5, "end": 11726.56, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11754.5, "end": 11756.56, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11784.5, "end": 11786.56, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11814.5, "end": 11816.56, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11844.5, "end": 11846.56, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11874.5, "end": 11876.56, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11904.5, "end": 11906.5, "text": " You"}, {"start": 11934.5, "end": 11941.5, "text": " I'm not sure if I'm going to make it to the end of the game."}, {"start": 11964.5, "end": 11966.5, "text": " First in my forest"}, {"start": 11966.5, "end": 11968.5, "text": " And you're pretty burnt"}, {"start": 11968.5, "end": 11971.5, "text": " Sling off key in my corners"}, {"start": 11971.5, "end": 11973.5, "text": " Cause it wasn't yours"}, {"start": 11973.5, "end": 11975.5, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 11975.5, "end": 11980.5, "text": " Wait a ways, go into it like me"}, {"start": 11980.5, "end": 11984.5, "text": " I needed to lose you to find me"}, {"start": 11984.5, "end": 11988.5, "text": " This need to escape, let me stop me"}, {"start": 11988.5, "end": 11992.5, "text": " I needed to hate you to love me"}, {"start": 12052.5, "end": 12062.5, "text": " We don't waste going through it bluntly"}, {"start": 12062.5, "end": 12065.5, "text": " I'm needed to lose you to find me"}, {"start": 12065.5, "end": 12068.5, "text": " This death who was killing me softly"}, {"start": 12068.5, "end": 12071.5, "text": " I'm needed to hate you to love me"}, {"start": 12071.5, "end": 12075.5, "text": " To love love, to love love, to love"}, {"start": 12075.5, "end": 12078.5, "text": " I'm needed to lose you to love me"}, {"start": 12078.5, "end": 12081.5, "text": " To love love, to love love, to love"}, {"start": 12081.5, "end": 12084.5, "text": " I need to close you, girl, love me"}, {"start": 12097.5, "end": 12100.5, "text": " Get away from me, do it by love"}, {"start": 12100.5, "end": 12103.5, "text": " I need to close you, girl, love me"}, {"start": 12103.5, "end": 12106.5, "text": " I need to close you, girl, love me"}, {"start": 12106.5, "end": 12109.5, "text": " I need to close you, girl, love me"}, {"start": 12111.5, "end": 12125.5, "text": " If I don't want to put the crash star, I would have died and given it a shot down last year, so I had to go right there."}, {"start": 12171.5, "end": 12184.5, "text": " I mean that's my bad. I'm gonna be honest I wasn't expecting him to actually pop so hard on me."}, {"start": 12184.5, "end": 12188.5, "text": " Fuck! It's okay. Team Kai is above. Forget."}, {"start": 12190.5, "end": 12192.5, "text": " Well played. Better go work this one."}, {"start": 12193.5, "end": 12196.5, "text": " I really wasn't planning to get like fuck on like that dude. I really wasn't."}, {"start": 12201.5, "end": 12203.5, "text": " alright"}, {"start": 12211.5, "end": 12213.5, "text": " alright"}, {"start": 12216.5, "end": 12218.5, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 12219.5, "end": 12221.5, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 12225.5, "end": 12227.5, "text": " are we actually four wins away now?"}, {"start": 12231.5, "end": 12250.58, "text": " are we actually only four wins away now? 7.95?"}, {"start": 12250.58, "end": 12252.58, "text": " is let's say 920."}, {"start": 12271.58, "end": 12272.58, "text": " 5 minutes."}, {"start": 12273.58, "end": 12276.58, "text": " So we're not 4-1-0, we're not 4-1-0, we're gonna need 5."}, {"start": 12276.58, "end": 12285.1, "text": " fuck that sucks we still need five we still need five we're not up for yet"}, {"start": 12285.1, "end": 12314.880000000001, "text": " but if I get if I gets like 930 okay so let's say okay so 29 times 5 plus 798"}, {"start": 12314.880000000001, "end": 12324.36, "text": " 943. I mean at 943 we won 100% guarantee challenger though. So if we win 5 straight we won 100%"}, {"start": 12324.36, "end": 12334.2, "text": " guarantee no matter what. Yeah, 943 would be 100% guarantee no matter what."}, {"start": 12334.2, "end": 12344.2, "text": " Chainsaw that please, what, what the x-men are you trying to jinx here?"}, {"start": 12344.2, "end": 12345.2, "text": " Not sure."}, {"start": 12345.2, "end": 12352.2, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 12352.2, "end": 12354.2, "text": " And a zany rogue there in the time, welcome."}, {"start": 12354.2, "end": 12355.2, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12355.2, "end": 12357.2, "text": " The young one today, dumb as the folk, yes we won."}, {"start": 12357.2, "end": 12359.2, "text": " And the sky came in the sun."}, {"start": 12359.2, "end": 12363.2, "text": " Castered, Sally, and the honorable thing is, we're at times, I'm Anthony, I've been here"}, {"start": 12363.2, "end": 12366.2, "text": " Throbbing cock, damn it, the five months as well, bruh."}, {"start": 12366.2, "end": 12369.2, "text": " And uh, Childs and Ricky, thing, as well, so."}, {"start": 12369.2, "end": 12372.2, "text": " Uh, Carlos and Jack, thing, as well, Primes too."}, {"start": 12372.2, "end": 12374.2, "text": " Okay, guys."}, {"start": 12374.2, "end": 12376.2, "text": " And Jack, I think, so, so much."}, {"start": 12376.2, "end": 12378.2, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12378.2, "end": 12381.2, "text": " Buggy, Munchie gives nothing for you."}, {"start": 12387.2, "end": 12389.2, "text": " We're on a six game right now."}, {"start": 12389.2, "end": 12391.2, "text": " I can't take that. Can't run."}, {"start": 12391.2, "end": 12393.2, "text": " No, it's gonna take a while to get it."}, {"start": 12393.2, "end": 12395.2, "text": " Thank you, Rob."}, {"start": 12400.2, "end": 12402.2, "text": " Yo, you guys know motherfuckers don't?"}, {"start": 12402.2, "end": 12404.2, "text": " Best half of the world."}, {"start": 12408.2, "end": 12411.2, "text": " I know I can't do soundbar more than that. Thank you."}, {"start": 12416.2, "end": 12419.2, "text": " Alright guys, we need one gunner now."}, {"start": 12421.2, "end": 12450.76, "text": " guys, what am i attentionist type in chat?"}, {"start": 12450.76, "end": 12454.76, "text": " So we have Twitch, Nami, and me locked in Kai'Sa, I'm not training though."}, {"start": 12467.76, "end": 12469.76, "text": " So far we could lock in anything."}, {"start": 12473.76, "end": 12477.76, "text": " Blue Khan is banned now, so it's between hack and die in a year."}, {"start": 12480.76, "end": 12500.94, "text": " I'm going to last quick this game cause like right now it's either going to be Hecarim"}, {"start": 12500.94, "end": 12502.94, "text": " or you. Depends on what the last two picks are."}, {"start": 12514.94, "end": 12516.94, "text": " That's nice, that's a bottle. Thank you"}, {"start": 12530.94, "end": 12535.94, "text": " All right, all means that we go with Hecarim. Hecarim is good here too though."}, {"start": 12539.94, "end": 12543.94, "text": " I don't mind it guys, I don't mind it this game, I'm gonna be honest with you."}, {"start": 12543.94, "end": 12560.58, "text": " There goes the Yi. Yeah, I'm gonna be awesome. I'll mute this ADC hands again, this guy's"}, {"start": 12560.58, "end": 12562.58, "text": " He's raping cats in the horizon"}, {"start": 12573.58, "end": 12580.58, "text": " Wait, it's the Zed from last game that I shit on and now he's talking mastery because he thinks he's gonna show on me"}, {"start": 12583.58, "end": 12585.58, "text": " Oh, I never mind"}, {"start": 12585.58, "end": 12588.58, "text": " Never mind, he's actually just a E1 trick, cheers"}, {"start": 12590.58, "end": 12592.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12598.98, "end": 12600.98, "text": " Let's go"}, {"start": 12604.5, "end": 12607.7, "text": " Bro that double exhaust water we fucking serious"}, {"start": 12611.7, "end": 12613.7, "text": " Then we sign suffer my ear drums"}, {"start": 12620.58, "end": 12644.58, "text": " All right, let's do this."}, {"start": 12644.58, "end": 12674.22, "text": " I'm just gonna be a really cringe game by the way, double exhaust."}, {"start": 12674.220000000001, "end": 12681.220000000001, "text": " Oh, again, so is the carrier."}, {"start": 12734.220000000001, "end": 12749.420000000002, "text": " Oh god you know I was just back for the top 2"}, {"start": 12749.42, "end": 12751.42, "text": " It's one of my favorite songs."}, {"start": 12762.74, "end": 12766.24, "text": " Many beautiful guys, I actually have a good feeling about this game. Don't ask me why."}, {"start": 12774.54, "end": 12776.54, "text": " Don't ask me why, but I really have a good feeling about this one."}, {"start": 12779.42, "end": 12781.62, "text": " Your body is entirely a shoe brand"}, {"start": 12782.18, "end": 12783.8, "text": " Your body is a shoe brand"}, {"start": 12785.64, "end": 12787.6, "text": " Your body is entirely a shoe brand"}, {"start": 12788.62, "end": 12789.8, "text": " Your body is a shoe brand"}, {"start": 12789.9, "end": 12791.42, "text": " Your body is a shoe brand"}, {"start": 12798.0, "end": 12798.5, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12803.0, "end": 12804.56, "text": " Desire to die, but still too late"}, {"start": 12804.56, "end": 12805.88, "text": " Your blood has to go in"}, {"start": 12805.88, "end": 12807.1, "text": " Pizza and hunk of fat"}, {"start": 12807.1, "end": 12808.94, "text": " Hasan meanwhile, I've been murdered"}, {"start": 12808.94, "end": 12814.5, "text": " I'm not alone, even if the sun is not always there"}, {"start": 12814.5, "end": 12817.42, "text": " I'm not alone, I'm not alone again"}, {"start": 12817.42, "end": 12820.220000000001, "text": " I'll take my hand and be with you"}, {"start": 12820.220000000001, "end": 12823.18, "text": " And I'll be with you, I'll breathe with you"}, {"start": 12823.18, "end": 12825.980000000001, "text": " I can't be with you anymore, I can't be with you"}, {"start": 12825.980000000001, "end": 12831.74, "text": " I'm not alone, I'm not alone"}, {"start": 12831.74, "end": 12837.42, "text": " I'm not alone, I'm not alone"}, {"start": 12837.42, "end": 12839.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12856.62, "end": 12858.62, "text": " Know"}, {"start": 12859.18, "end": 12861.18, "text": " Actually good actually good"}, {"start": 12867.42, "end": 12878.42, "text": " just kill?"}, {"start": 12878.42, "end": 12887.42, "text": " alright, we got this shit easy now"}, {"start": 12887.42, "end": 12889.42, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 12898.42, "end": 12900.42, "text": " Now tell me what's good about a hacker?"}, {"start": 12901.42, "end": 12903.42, "text": " Not much, honestly."}, {"start": 12903.42, "end": 12905.42, "text": " Not anymore, unfortunately."}, {"start": 12905.42, "end": 12908.42, "text": " But he's like, he does an okay job out after being a bruiser and assassin."}, {"start": 12908.42, "end": 12913.42, "text": " And his ult makes him unsuppable, so it makes him have really good dive potential."}, {"start": 12977.42, "end": 12981.42, "text": " Not fucking bad!"}, {"start": 12981.42, "end": 12982.42, "text": " We take those."}, {"start": 13007.42, "end": 13014.42, "text": " I really want to become the Stripe."}, {"start": 13037.42, "end": 13044.42, "text": " I don't know, Bob."}, {"start": 13055.42, "end": 13062.42, "text": " Now just we suffer peg-onc-some again."}, {"start": 13067.42, "end": 13080.42, "text": " I'm gonna get real, I'm gonna get real, baby"}, {"start": 13080.42, "end": 13083.42, "text": " I'm doing my best to get a message"}, {"start": 13083.42, "end": 13086.42, "text": " That's what it does for the world"}, {"start": 13097.42, "end": 13113.92, "text": " another gamer i have a Vladimir that just got bought his fucking ass so they can't pay"}, {"start": 13113.92, "end": 13115.92, "text": " Hey, you don't know that?"}, {"start": 13173.92, "end": 13175.92, "text": " How ages this shit?"}, {"start": 13180.72, "end": 13182.72, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 13293.92, "end": 13295.92, "text": " Get him and your motherfuckin' nose!"}, {"start": 13323.92, "end": 13342.92, "text": " And now I get it really."}, {"start": 13342.92, "end": 13345.92, "text": " Why is every harem game always feel so hate?"}, {"start": 13345.92, "end": 13348.92, "text": " Like every single time I look at the camera, this always feels so weird"}, {"start": 13375.92, "end": 13377.92, "text": " The girl I'm talking about"}, {"start": 13379.92, "end": 13381.92, "text": " She just sets her ears"}, {"start": 13381.92, "end": 13383.92, "text": " She's got a good phone"}, {"start": 13383.92, "end": 13385.92, "text": " She's got a good phone"}, {"start": 13385.92, "end": 13387.92, "text": " I'm letting her take her tears"}, {"start": 13387.92, "end": 13389.92, "text": " She's got a good phone"}, {"start": 13389.92, "end": 13391.92, "text": " She's got a good phone"}, {"start": 13402.92, "end": 13404.92, "text": " So you guys know about the fucking phone?"}, {"start": 13434.92, "end": 13436.92, "text": " Can see"}, {"start": 13464.92, "end": 13494.72, "text": " oh dude this so hard one"}, {"start": 13494.720000000001, "end": 13501.720000000001, "text": " This is a really hard one."}, {"start": 13507.720000000001, "end": 13514.720000000001, "text": " It's a fucking disaster."}, {"start": 13524.720000000001, "end": 13553.720000000001, "text": " And just my soul, I'm losing ground, You take control, hear the news sound, where dreams can't speed, and demons don't, our hearts will bleed, and take none."}, {"start": 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We can sort it. We're good."}, {"start": 13619.720000000001, "end": 13648.720000000001, "text": " Okay, well I mean that's actually not the worst, come on to my story."}, {"start": 13648.720000000001, "end": 13650.720000000001, "text": " Come on, Twitch."}, {"start": 13650.720000000001, "end": 13652.720000000001, "text": " That goes."}, {"start": 13652.720000000001, "end": 13682.560000000001, "text": " Alright, let's see if we can look on the uh, the last uh, the uh, the piano."}, {"start": 13712.56, "end": 13719.56, "text": " so top seven after you've made look on the blue buff here"}, {"start": 13723.519999999999, "end": 13730.519999999999, "text": " they have no zilean ult, the ash have no zilean ult, this could be good"}, {"start": 13730.52, "end": 13745.76, "text": " Yeah, if I don't lead with Argon, I'm pretty sure that Twitch literally just like guys"}, {"start": 13745.76, "end": 13747.76, "text": " auto-attacks it's like"}, {"start": 13775.76, "end": 13777.76, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13792.64, "end": 13795.14, "text": " May work which one be nice this time I'm gonna go"}, {"start": 13825.14, "end": 13836.14, "text": " We dream. It's who we are. That instinct to seek beyond what we know."}, {"start": 13836.14, "end": 13842.14, "text": " Yo, you got no motherfuckin' dough!"}, {"start": 13842.14, "end": 13848.14, "text": " That's how you ask him for an email, that's huge."}, {"start": 13848.14, "end": 13853.14, "text": " Now he just sees all the art."}, {"start": 13853.14, "end": 13870.42, "text": " Still, somewhere in the black sky recalls space."}, {"start": 13870.42, "end": 13872.82, "text": " That blue little dot will still be calling."}, {"start": 13872.82, "end": 13874.82, "text": " Hey look I'm back, I'm probably on Earth"}, {"start": 13902.82, "end": 13905.82, "text": " This guy's straight."}, {"start": 13905.82, "end": 13911.82, "text": " Ah, I mean, I literally couldn't move because I was fucking grounded."}, {"start": 13911.82, "end": 13916.82, "text": " I literally couldn't move because I was grounded."}, {"start": 13916.82, "end": 13923.82, "text": " Yeah, I mean, I'd say it's just like, a game like this, you just can't win."}, {"start": 13923.82, "end": 13927.82, "text": " Because the enemy has the singe, which already makes the game a million times harder, right?"}, {"start": 13927.82, "end": 13931.98, "text": " right? And then it's like you have a fucking mentsui and physically disabled blood that's"}, {"start": 13931.98, "end": 13936.98, "text": " just like getting out of the park to the entire game."}, {"start": 13957.82, "end": 13959.82, "text": " Blood 1B9ing?"}, {"start": 13959.82, "end": 13966.82, "text": " The only thing is 1B9ing is his father's urge to fucking kill himself, dude, after being the biggest reject ever."}, {"start": 13966.82, "end": 13970.82, "text": " Like, dude, I don't know, like, how is it-"}, {"start": 13970.82, "end": 13971.82, "text": " Endgame, mother."}, {"start": 13971.82, "end": 13974.82, "text": " But like, how is it even possible that you can beat this shit?"}, {"start": 13974.82, "end": 13977.82, "text": " And it's like, every blood that I played with today, I played with two."}, {"start": 13977.82, "end": 13981.82, "text": " They've all just been the most disgusting fucking retards ever."}, {"start": 13981.82, "end": 14000.22, "text": " Why is he in this game?"}, {"start": 14000.22, "end": 14010.14, "text": " I mean I guess the song's fault is they're just like, not gapped."}, {"start": 14010.14, "end": 14017.14, "text": " Okay, we can win."}, {"start": 14022.14, "end": 14028.14, "text": " And uh, James, uh, Jeff, Nesp, uh, remixing us for all the subs, and two more things."}, {"start": 14028.14, "end": 14029.14, "text": " Yo, you guys know how to fucking download them?"}, {"start": 14029.14, "end": 14030.14, "text": " Encourage them to sub us off."}, {"start": 14030.14, "end": 14031.14, "text": " Thanks for the middle one."}, {"start": 14031.14, "end": 14032.14, "text": " Okay guys."}, {"start": 14032.14, "end": 14041.38, "text": " Just so I can yee every game."}, {"start": 14041.38, "end": 14047.98, "text": " Well, I mean, the thing is that it's not the enemy yee that won't be dying, it's the fact"}, {"start": 14047.98, "end": 14061.699999999999, "text": " that it's like mid-laner was just like 30 times 1."}, {"start": 14061.7, "end": 14063.7, "text": " jinxy why"}, {"start": 14072.380000000001, "end": 14076.78, "text": " Fuck dude it now when he gives it does so fucking cancer"}, {"start": 14077.900000000001, "end": 14080.66, "text": " So about to six ones away now. God damn it"}, {"start": 14085.42, "end": 14087.42, "text": " Thank you"}, {"start": 14088.54, "end": 14090.54, "text": " Six ones"}, {"start": 14091.7, "end": 14093.7, "text": " Do we have time for six ones?"}, {"start": 14093.7, "end": 14095.7, "text": " Oh yeah, we have time."}, {"start": 14095.7, "end": 14097.7, "text": " We'll get on time."}, {"start": 14097.7, "end": 14099.7, "text": " We'll get on time."}, {"start": 14099.7, "end": 14101.7, "text": " I know I defected, I'm falling on some more."}, {"start": 14101.7, "end": 14103.7, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 14105.7, "end": 14107.7, "text": " Your combo isn't good, isn't he?"}, {"start": 14107.7, "end": 14109.7, "text": " Yeah, but again, that's not the issue."}, {"start": 14109.7, "end": 14111.7, "text": " The issue is our Midlander has cancer."}, {"start": 14121.7, "end": 14149.36, "text": " I'm gonna assume that that you player isn't on the enemy team let's get him"}, {"start": 14149.36, "end": 14156.36, "text": " Alright, let's get it on now."}, {"start": 14163.36, "end": 14167.36, "text": " Yeah, we already have one, six, and one cheek, what's another? Yeah, we got it, basically. I'm not worried."}, {"start": 14167.36, "end": 14171.36, "text": " But, uh, Gator, I think I'm the problem with him. Thank you."}, {"start": 14171.36, "end": 14173.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14177.04, "end": 14179.04, "text": " Guys we need to get done now"}, {"start": 14184.560000000001, "end": 14188.58, "text": " It's like we low key needs to get it on now like on some real shit"}, {"start": 14192.32, "end": 14196.34, "text": " Which I'm with them walking in this game, but you guys seem to go hard"}, {"start": 14201.36, "end": 14208.36, "text": " Yee and Hecarim both look good."}, {"start": 14213.880000000001, "end": 14220.880000000001, "text": " I'm gonna be honest with you guys, Yee and Hecarim both look good here."}, {"start": 14222.32, "end": 14229.32, "text": " It's in a fury jungle."}, {"start": 14231.36, "end": 14234.36, "text": " Yeah, I think this is a good game."}, {"start": 14234.36, "end": 14237.36, "text": " I think I'm running back on the fucking E."}, {"start": 14237.36, "end": 14240.36, "text": " Oh yeah, big time."}, {"start": 14240.36, "end": 14242.36, "text": " Well, Frias, you gave my worst in my life."}, {"start": 14244.36, "end": 14247.36, "text": " With the Bard a little less, so but so fun."}, {"start": 14247.36, "end": 14250.36, "text": " Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, now we're good, now we're good."}, {"start": 14250.36, "end": 14254.36, "text": " BUHD's Dante's my goat GL in Urgames Goat."}, {"start": 14254.36, "end": 14257.36, "text": " It was him one month so long. Thank you, Ro."}, {"start": 14257.36, "end": 14260.36, "text": " Give me a little bit of the baby."}, {"start": 14260.36, "end": 14267.32, "text": " I think we need we need a little bit of debate right now guys. I'm not gonna lie"}, {"start": 14271.32, "end": 14273.32, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 14277.800000000001, "end": 14279.800000000001, "text": " Hi, this is for your seagum ever"}, {"start": 14290.36, "end": 14293.0, "text": " The problem with this song is that sometimes I feel like"}, {"start": 14293.0, "end": 14296.6, "text": " You know when it's like you're getting into a song and then you want to sing all the lyrics?"}, {"start": 14296.6, "end": 14302.2, "text": " But then the problem is that it's like it's a rap song so it's like you're white so you can't sing all the lyrics?"}, {"start": 14302.2, "end": 14304.2, "text": " I guess I'm not meant to say right now"}, {"start": 14306.68, "end": 14308.68, "text": " Alright, when you're done up"}, {"start": 14313.0, "end": 14315.0, "text": " Oh, it's actually like a challenge for logging"}, {"start": 14320.36, "end": 14323.36, "text": " All right, we need to get it done now"}, {"start": 14333.36, "end": 14335.36, "text": " Runes? Yeah, we got the runes, we got the health blades"}, {"start": 14335.36, "end": 14337.36, "text": " It's gonna get bangin' out"}, {"start": 14342.36, "end": 14345.36, "text": " Theoretically, you could, yeah, we're not trying that"}, {"start": 14345.36, "end": 14347.36, "text": " All right, let's get it done now, guys, let's go"}, {"start": 14350.36, "end": 14361.720000000001, "text": " Okay, so we're gonna do us here and play top to bottom. Okay, no, we're just gonna show number one. Let's see what guys"}, {"start": 14380.36, "end": 14382.36, "text": " I know I should."}, {"start": 14382.36, "end": 14383.36, "text": " I know I should."}, {"start": 14383.36, "end": 14384.36, "text": " Now I'm dying too."}, {"start": 14384.36, "end": 14385.36, "text": " We're actually getting it done."}, {"start": 14385.36, "end": 14386.36, "text": " Like, this is gonna be the first one ever."}, {"start": 14386.36, "end": 14388.36, "text": " And then we're just gonna show everyone else."}, {"start": 14388.36, "end": 14390.36, "text": " It's gonna be a bang."}, {"start": 14393.36, "end": 14395.36, "text": " Like, this game is on the f**king crit, bro."}, {"start": 14395.36, "end": 14397.36, "text": " It's gonna be a juicer."}, {"start": 14397.36, "end": 14400.36, "text": " Literally just reshotting the entire enemy team"}, {"start": 14400.36, "end": 14402.36, "text": " easily as f**k."}, {"start": 14405.36, "end": 14407.36, "text": " Yo, you guys know motherf**king DOLLS?"}, {"start": 14407.36, "end": 14409.36, "text": " That's happened to me."}, {"start": 14410.36, "end": 14415.560000000001, "text": " Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play on the grump all the way to"}, {"start": 14415.560000000001, "end": 14417.36, "text": " cause something stupid."}, {"start": 14417.36, "end": 14440.0, "text": " Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're just going to play on the boss and after it's"}, {"start": 14440.0, "end": 14451.44, "text": " Let's work on the rest of the outside."}, {"start": 14451.44, "end": 14453.44, "text": " I'm tanking out ration at the same spot now."}, {"start": 14473.86, "end": 14477.060000000001, "text": " What I really really really wanted to do is just finish her and then look how I'm crabbing."}, {"start": 14481.44, "end": 14488.44, "text": " I saw the word that it might not be enough, but I didn't be able to contest it."}, {"start": 14511.44, "end": 14527.04, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 14527.04, "end": 14530.220000000001, "text": " It was a fucking virus bro, god damn it."}, {"start": 14530.220000000001, "end": 14534.08, "text": " I mean listen, as long as they still kill everyone and no one else dies super worth though."}, {"start": 14534.08, "end": 14538.640000000001, "text": " I don't know, we just got the recurve and also Jon's long circle."}, {"start": 14538.64, "end": 14540.64, "text": " That was actually decent, wasn't it?"}, {"start": 14544.64, "end": 14546.64, "text": " Did he use much better than Hecarim?"}, {"start": 14547.64, "end": 14551.64, "text": " Well, it's just because he is way better right now in general than Hecarim is. Hecarim kinda sucks."}, {"start": 14559.64, "end": 14560.64, "text": " He's a bad guy."}, {"start": 14568.64, "end": 14573.64, "text": " Alright, so now we just found the top to bottom, and we should be good."}, {"start": 14578.64, "end": 14584.64, "text": " I'm tanking out, so as long as we can just get a standard nice sub-full clear here, it's gonna be insanely good for us."}, {"start": 14598.64, "end": 14610.64, "text": " Nice. Not bad. Okay, so now we just found the rest of Batzzan, and after that we're going to maybe look on Batzzu."}, {"start": 14613.64, "end": 14616.64, "text": " Wait, top-seeing and solo kill, that's huge."}, {"start": 14628.64, "end": 14635.64, "text": " Why is he on very top side?"}, {"start": 14635.64, "end": 14639.64, "text": " What was he doing on the right side?"}, {"start": 14639.64, "end": 14646.64, "text": " Cause it's always kind of braindead."}, {"start": 14646.64, "end": 14649.64, "text": " I'm not gon' give up!"}, {"start": 14650.64, "end": 14652.64, "text": " I'm not gon' stop!"}, {"start": 14653.64, "end": 14656.64, "text": " I'm gon' work for me!"}, {"start": 14669.64, "end": 14670.64, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 14671.64, "end": 14675.64, "text": " If you don't remit them, my little brother will bear the consequences."}, {"start": 14676.64, "end": 14686.08, "text": " I'll take it one for one we take those I didn't think that's fine. I don't know"}, {"start": 14686.08, "end": 14699.08, "text": " what just come out of that shit so then we can get a double-on so again I mean"}, {"start": 14699.08, "end": 14702.08, "text": " guys listen pop to bot poke it and then we can play on the Jage and we're gonna be good."}, {"start": 14702.08, "end": 14704.08, "text": " I saw what we need to do right now."}, {"start": 14704.08, "end": 14705.08, "text": " right now."}, {"start": 14705.08, "end": 14732.6, "text": " Okay, so now what our best angle would be is we would just pat on the gromp and then"}, {"start": 14732.6, "end": 14739.6, "text": " after grumpy just finished care look I'm trying"}, {"start": 14757.6, "end": 14758.6, "text": " actually not bad at all"}, {"start": 14762.6, "end": 14772.6, "text": " I think it's a good dragon, but I'm gonna be honest, you guys, I guess honestly I can scale it, okay?"}, {"start": 14780.6, "end": 14782.6, "text": " It's like all I need is freedom, so I won't give up."}, {"start": 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15622.84, "end": 15627.800000000001, "text": " To me, a friend"}, {"start": 15627.800000000001, "end": 15630.6, "text": " I'm in here, I want you"}, {"start": 15630.6, "end": 15633.48, "text": " I know you're touching so landly"}, {"start": 15633.48, "end": 15636.0, "text": " I'm waiting, you're shining"}, {"start": 15639.12, "end": 15641.84, "text": " I feel you, I want you"}, {"start": 15641.84, "end": 15644.76, "text": " I know you're touching so landly"}, {"start": 15644.76, "end": 15647.32, "text": " I'm waiting, you're shining"}, {"start": 15647.32, "end": 15650.32, "text": " You're chivin'"}, {"start": 15651.32, "end": 15653.32, "text": " Chivin'"}, {"start": 15653.32, "end": 15655.32, "text": " Chivin'"}, {"start": 15655.32, "end": 15658.32, "text": " Chivin'"}, {"start": 15659.32, "end": 15661.32, "text": " You're chivin'"}, {"start": 15672.32, "end": 15674.32, "text": " Chivin'"}, {"start": 15674.32, "end": 15676.32, "text": " Chivin'"}, {"start": 15706.32, "end": 15708.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15736.32, "end": 15741.32, "text": " From town to town, from London to Simon"}, {"start": 15741.32, "end": 15747.32, "text": " I've been all around the globe, trying to take your soul"}, {"start": 15747.32, "end": 15754.32, "text": " We are heroes tonight, we will fly above the sky"}, {"start": 15754.32, "end": 15760.32, "text": " We are heroes tonight"}, {"start": 15790.32, "end": 15792.32, "text": " No, fuck it one"}, {"start": 15810.46, "end": 15813.02, "text": " WOOOOOOH NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE"}, {"start": 15813.92, "end": 15815.92, "text": " NO LAST RING TO ME, BABY"}, {"start": 15816.58, "end": 15818.58, "text": " Oh wait i'm in the past house, wait a moment"}, {"start": 15818.58, "end": 15819.08, "text": " Oh god"}, {"start": 15822.58, "end": 15823.58, "text": " Okay, I'm good"}, {"start": 15829.08, "end": 15830.58, "text": " Holy shit"}, {"start": 15832.58, "end": 15835.08, "text": " Wait, why the fuck is ONE pixel online?"}, {"start": 15835.58, "end": 15837.58, "text": " Why the fuck is ONE pixel online?"}, {"start": 15848.58, "end": 15850.58, "text": " Oh my gosh!"}, {"start": 15850.58, "end": 15852.58, "text": " Oh no man, we're all off. GG."}, {"start": 15852.58, "end": 15854.58, "text": " Alright, anyways."}, {"start": 15858.58, "end": 15863.58, "text": " And uh, Hacksaw, Lonely and uh, Tarry is saving guys for Prime's ultimate down to Prime."}, {"start": 15863.58, "end": 15865.58, "text": " Unit down to 30 months, so I can act."}, {"start": 15865.58, "end": 15867.58, "text": " Uh, J8 down to 29 months, so I can act."}, {"start": 15867.58, "end": 15869.58, "text": " And Monon to 717 months."}, {"start": 15869.58, "end": 15873.58, "text": " Uh, Portisimou up down to Prime, and Migo up down to months as well."}, {"start": 15873.58, "end": 15875.58, "text": " Thank you guys."}, {"start": 15878.58, "end": 15880.58, "text": " 5-1's left."}, {"start": 15881.58, "end": 15883.58, "text": " Whaaaaat?"}, {"start": 15895.58, "end": 15897.58, "text": " Hehehehe."}, {"start": 15897.58, "end": 15899.58, "text": " Okay, I know what he means though."}, {"start": 15901.58, "end": 15902.58, "text": " Alright, let's go."}, {"start": 15902.58, "end": 15905.58, "text": " Guys, we're only 5-1's off. We're only 5-1's off."}, {"start": 15905.58, "end": 15909.26, "text": " off I'm saying guys any time it's a good you game I'm they're just gonna walk in"}, {"start": 15909.26, "end": 15916.18, "text": " the mud a lot like my years on ironically just so retarded like it it's"}, {"start": 15916.18, "end": 15919.42, "text": " really so retarded like it does"}, {"start": 15923.22, "end": 15929.22, "text": " like especially the games where I crit is good it's legit so insane"}, {"start": 15929.220000000001, "end": 15935.060000000001, "text": " Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' donald's best heck room in the world."}, {"start": 15935.060000000001, "end": 15939.380000000001, "text": " And uh, it's not there in three months I'm like, thank you, literally bro."}, {"start": 15939.380000000001, "end": 15943.78, "text": " I've never played League of the Last Game in carry, yes."}, {"start": 15943.78, "end": 15953.660000000002, "text": " You're almost higher than T1."}, {"start": 15953.66, "end": 15955.66, "text": " top luck"}, {"start": 15964.66, "end": 15967.98, "text": " If we went on next team we actually are higher LP than him"}, {"start": 15974.74, "end": 15976.74, "text": " No, we actually would be"}, {"start": 15983.66, "end": 15997.14, "text": " All right, so let's see guys we need to get it done now"}, {"start": 16003.82, "end": 16006.9, "text": " Okay, do I have time to piss I would say so one sec"}, {"start": 16013.66, "end": 16024.66, "text": " Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' DOLLS?"}, {"start": 16024.66, "end": 16026.66, "text": " Best hack in the world."}, {"start": 16033.66, "end": 16037.66, "text": " Kim Brass on your recent suck this bro. Good luck on your crime."}, {"start": 16073.66, "end": 16075.66, "text": " Ahhhhhhhhhhhh"}, {"start": 16075.66, "end": 16076.66, "text": " Ohhhh"}, {"start": 16076.66, "end": 16078.66, "text": " UUURRRRGHHHHH"}, {"start": 16078.66, "end": 16080.66, "text": " Mastery looks good here"}, {"start": 16080.66, "end": 16082.66, "text": " Top you wanna trade?"}, {"start": 16082.66, "end": 16084.66, "text": " Low key?"}, {"start": 16087.66, "end": 16089.66, "text": " Nah he looks so broken there"}, {"start": 16091.66, "end": 16092.66, "text": " Alright let's go"}, {"start": 16094.66, "end": 16095.66, "text": " I know we jammed here on the stom"}, {"start": 16095.66, "end": 16097.66, "text": " That's a recent success, psych"}, {"start": 16097.66, "end": 16110.42, "text": " like. Is the top game winch even possible for challengers? Wait it's actually a really"}, {"start": 16110.42, "end": 16116.22, "text": " good knee game. I think we're going to get a lethal tempo though. It's going to be lethal"}, {"start": 16116.220000000001, "end": 16118.220000000001, "text": " I'm going to go Blader and King Rush not Kraken"}, {"start": 16130.220000000001, "end": 16132.220000000001, "text": " No, Arcade time is about to come. Thank you"}, {"start": 16133.220000000001, "end": 16136.220000000001, "text": " AI says you need 8 to 12 games to catch out"}, {"start": 16136.220000000001, "end": 16139.220000000001, "text": " Bro, Kiki, what the fuck are we saying AI bro?"}, {"start": 16139.220000000001, "end": 16142.220000000001, "text": " We're 5 wins away and we're 7 and 1 on the day"}, {"start": 16142.220000000001, "end": 16145.220000000001, "text": " We'll just win the next 5 in a row and then we only need 5"}, {"start": 16145.220000000001, "end": 16149.220000000001, "text": " I forgot it. And I'll be getting it then when I find it. Thank you."}, {"start": 16163.220000000001, "end": 16165.220000000001, "text": " This guy is a crazy good nash on me, by the way."}, {"start": 16175.220000000001, "end": 16177.220000000001, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 16178.7, "end": 16184.86, "text": " If you want to yee more he would be challenge already true. I mean my ears unironically just so insane right now"}, {"start": 16186.420000000002, "end": 16188.920000000002, "text": " They almost 70% hit over like 35 games"}, {"start": 16191.380000000001, "end": 16193.380000000001, "text": " All right, let's go"}, {"start": 16205.220000000001, "end": 16228.900000000001, "text": " We're going to play top to boss shot, let's go."}, {"start": 16228.9, "end": 16232.02, "text": " Unless someone do like Kraken, then I do uh, Gwyn's Moose."}, {"start": 16233.14, "end": 16234.1, "text": " Or a Dying DuBorg."}, {"start": 16238.88, "end": 16240.4, "text": " No, I'll just DuBorg our Shazaka."}, {"start": 16241.92, "end": 16242.64, "text": " I'm sure I'm getting that shure."}, {"start": 16258.9, "end": 16262.199999999999, "text": " Okay, we're gonna pump the folk here now and then we should be gonna"}, {"start": 16288.9, "end": 16305.9, "text": " That's not just playing about something we should be doing."}, {"start": 16305.9, "end": 16319.1, "text": " Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Donald?"}, {"start": 16319.1, "end": 16325.58, "text": " Best heckle in the world."}, {"start": 16325.58, "end": 16333.18, "text": " We're gonna put him in the spot crab, maybe we can even get double crab."}, {"start": 16333.18, "end": 16336.34, "text": " Oh, yes, she's coming towards bots"}, {"start": 16354.18, "end": 16356.18, "text": " I'm gonna smite this"}, {"start": 16363.18, "end": 16367.18, "text": " alright we have three lanes of pyro let's use it"}, {"start": 16367.18, "end": 16371.18, "text": " double cop in the game is over"}, {"start": 16371.18, "end": 16375.18, "text": " double cop in the game is over you fucking piece of shit"}, {"start": 16375.18, "end": 16379.18, "text": " man man, what's I know"}, {"start": 16379.18, "end": 16383.18, "text": " come on"}, {"start": 16383.18, "end": 16408.420000000002, "text": " I can use my arm, not cancer."}, {"start": 16408.420000000002, "end": 16410.420000000002, "text": " Why do we need to double crab?"}, {"start": 16410.420000000002, "end": 16425.86, "text": " is free. We don't even win. What are we pinging? Okay, are these people delusional? Wait, it's"}, {"start": 16425.86, "end": 16429.86, "text": " an early game on Besta, Katerina, Dr. Mondo, we have Riven, Buxy, and you're saying we"}, {"start": 16429.86, "end": 16436.86, "text": " lose"}, {"start": 16439.54, "end": 16446.54, "text": " yeah no sure we're gonna lose if you're not dead but what?"}, {"start": 16453.22, "end": 16456.98, "text": " Mike of course we're not gonna win a 3v3 if one of our fucking uh"}, {"start": 16456.98, "end": 16463.48, "text": " I wonder if one of our players isn't even fighting in the fight. Yeah, of course, we're not gonna lose. We're not gonna win 3v3."}, {"start": 16463.48, "end": 16489.48, "text": " Alright, I'll take a kill, that's pretty, alright nice, now we just kill the rest of our bot"}, {"start": 16489.48, "end": 16491.48, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm dead."}, {"start": 16519.48, "end": 16521.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16549.48, "end": 16551.48, "text": " You guys got this?"}, {"start": 16551.48, "end": 16553.48, "text": " One?"}, {"start": 16557.48, "end": 16559.48, "text": " Yes?"}, {"start": 16559.48, "end": 16561.48, "text": " Yes?"}, {"start": 16565.48, "end": 16571.48, "text": " I mean, Loki, that's my bad. If I would have smited the crab there, I didn't realize crab was that low and I had 1k smite."}, {"start": 16571.48, "end": 16575.48, "text": " If I would have smited crab there, I would have got some level 6 and then I could probably run them over."}, {"start": 16609.48, "end": 16613.48, "text": " Okay, so now we just play for the rest of our kill and then we can become the dragon."}, {"start": 16622.48, "end": 16625.48, "text": " It's okay. I'll be able to deal with him on the leasing."}, {"start": 16626.48, "end": 16629.48, "text": " I was going to go more to a mind-race my 34th fighting."}, {"start": 16659.48, "end": 16666.48, "text": " I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'll just go for it."}, {"start": 16677.48, "end": 16680.48, "text": " I'm not sure what to do with this one."}, {"start": 16689.48, "end": 16714.0, "text": " Okay, nice, I must have stopped playing for this song."}, {"start": 16714.0, "end": 16718.52, "text": " Guys can I explain to you why does my ribbon didn't go at night versus Amundo and then she"}, {"start": 16718.52, "end": 16725.16, "text": " also for some reason isn't building executioners. So does she think that she's going to kill"}, {"start": 16725.16, "end": 16753.16, "text": " I'm going to be honest on it like this one, especially when we have no vision on Katarina."}, {"start": 16753.16, "end": 16776.12, "text": " Okay, so now we just resend and after this we have our board, it's a huge spike."}, {"start": 16776.12, "end": 16778.12, "text": " Even as a doctor, Jayce is from last game."}, {"start": 16778.12, "end": 16785.239999999998, "text": " Oh yeah, he's obviously not great."}, {"start": 16785.239999999998, "end": 16796.399999999998, "text": " I wonder if I would be able to go top and kill the Mando share."}, {"start": 16796.399999999998, "end": 16797.399999999998, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 16797.399999999998, "end": 16799.719999999998, "text": " I'm willing to try it."}, {"start": 16799.719999999998, "end": 16804.239999999998, "text": " I'll go out of my way for like 20 seconds."}, {"start": 16804.24, "end": 16806.24, "text": " flash okay fuck it"}, {"start": 16834.24, "end": 16836.24, "text": " I'm feeling fast"}, {"start": 16836.24, "end": 16838.24, "text": " Not gonna lie"}, {"start": 16838.24, "end": 16840.24, "text": " I'm really stupid"}, {"start": 16840.24, "end": 16842.24, "text": " I'm burning up"}, {"start": 16842.24, "end": 16844.24, "text": " I'm going down"}, {"start": 16844.24, "end": 16846.24, "text": " I'm in a trap"}, {"start": 16846.24, "end": 16848.24, "text": " I found myself in the middle"}, {"start": 16848.24, "end": 16850.24, "text": " In the middle"}, {"start": 16850.24, "end": 16852.24, "text": " Cause you love me more"}, {"start": 16852.24, "end": 16854.24, "text": " Cause I'm in love"}, {"start": 16854.24, "end": 16856.24, "text": " Overcomplicate"}, {"start": 16856.24, "end": 16858.24, "text": " But I see more"}, {"start": 16858.24, "end": 16860.24, "text": " When you love me more"}, {"start": 16860.24, "end": 16862.24, "text": " Cause I'm in love"}, {"start": 16862.24, "end": 16868.24, "text": " when every star falls on the sky and candle lights fall in the world breaks"}, {"start": 16868.24, "end": 16869.24, "text": " hold me down"}, {"start": 16869.24, "end": 16873.24, "text": " okay so you're gonna put on the crab and then after crab maybe i can ask you for"}, {"start": 16873.24, "end": 16875.24, "text": " Cogs Invade here"}, {"start": 16876.24, "end": 16879.24, "text": " but either be that or be a reset for my red"}, {"start": 16881.24, "end": 16884.24, "text": " now i'm coming back and my books go too"}, {"start": 16892.24, "end": 16902.7, "text": " I'm gonna be real like this isn't an unwell ever but I'm just like we saying I'm playing"}, {"start": 16902.7, "end": 16904.56, "text": " for scale that's all we have to do right now."}, {"start": 16904.56, "end": 16910.06, "text": " Yo you guys know motherfuckin' DOLL?"}, {"start": 16910.06, "end": 16911.06, "text": " And uh.."}, {"start": 16911.06, "end": 16912.06, "text": " Backpack from the world!"}, {"start": 16912.06, "end": 16913.06, "text": " Dove at the other time, welcome."}, {"start": 16913.06, "end": 16914.06, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 16914.06, "end": 16915.06, "text": " And uh.."}, {"start": 16915.06, "end": 16916.06, "text": " Dog, Aizen, they asked your permission."}, {"start": 16916.06, "end": 16917.06, "text": " Backpack from the world!"}, {"start": 16917.06, "end": 16918.06, "text": " Yo you guys know motherfuckin' DOLL?"}, {"start": 16918.06, "end": 16919.06, "text": " Backpack from the world!"}, {"start": 16919.06, "end": 16920.06, "text": " Backpack from the world!"}, {"start": 16920.06, "end": 16921.06, "text": " I'm gonna be real like this isn't an unwell ever."}, {"start": 16921.06, "end": 16933.260000000002, "text": " I want to find a look on top right now I'm going to go for one play one time or one time"}, {"start": 16933.260000000002, "end": 16935.260000000002, "text": " that we're going to try for it."}, {"start": 16942.260000000002, "end": 16944.260000000002, "text": " I'm going to score."}, {"start": 16951.260000000002, "end": 16954.260000000002, "text": " I mean, it's fine. I'm playing the scale. Why am I getting mugged?"}, {"start": 16958.260000000002, "end": 16960.260000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16963.260000000002, "end": 16970.260000000002, "text": " and"}, {"start": 16982.18, "end": 16986.22, "text": " it really ends up at the home"}, {"start": 16986.22, "end": 16989.22, "text": " yet not i need to tell i need to tell"}, {"start": 16989.22, "end": 16993.22, "text": " I'm trying to wait too much. I'm trying to wait too much right now."}, {"start": 17000.22, "end": 17003.22, "text": " I'm trying to wait too much. I just seem like chill out and we'll play drags."}, {"start": 17003.22, "end": 17006.22, "text": " We're going to scan with soldiers so they don't even know we're using anything else right now."}, {"start": 17006.22, "end": 17010.22, "text": " We don't have to. We don't even have to."}, {"start": 17019.22, "end": 17021.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17042.260000000002, "end": 17044.260000000002, "text": " Smite song for a little while"}, {"start": 17049.22, "end": 17057.14, "text": " you know what even if I die listen it's fun like I did they shouldn't be able to"}, {"start": 17057.14, "end": 17060.58, "text": " do this on ourselves they can't forget about her"}, {"start": 17064.02, "end": 17075.14, "text": " oh oh my god we can run oh my god oh my god we can run oh my god"}, {"start": 17075.14, "end": 17077.14, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17085.26, "end": 17087.26, "text": " Okay, just gonna play bots the top look on the Herald"}, {"start": 17105.14, "end": 17109.7, "text": " We got it you guys to just play up and we're going to get"}, {"start": 17135.14, "end": 17142.14, "text": " I really want to look on the health here."}, {"start": 17142.14, "end": 17144.14, "text": " Thing is I really want to play to my team."}, {"start": 17144.14, "end": 17146.14, "text": " By team I don't want to play to my team."}, {"start": 17165.14, "end": 17168.82, "text": " one match at a time"}, {"start": 17168.82, "end": 17175.82, "text": " alright give chat gvt my regards we're fired up now"}, {"start": 17187.78, "end": 17190.579999999998, "text": " i don't mind giving this hero to be honest"}, {"start": 17190.58, "end": 17191.58, "text": " I bought them."}, {"start": 17197.08, "end": 17198.58, "text": " WHAAAAIT!"}, {"start": 17198.58, "end": 17206.58, "text": " W Mankini buff. I'm ordering a Mankini for tomorrow for my ranked games. W Mankini buff."}, {"start": 17206.58, "end": 17220.58, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, like, I don't want to just play for carrots, like, I waste so much time."}, {"start": 17220.58, "end": 17230.58, "text": " I need to read someone I have enough for the second half."}, {"start": 17230.58, "end": 17240.58, "text": " Yo you guys know motherfuckin' gold?"}, {"start": 17240.58, "end": 17264.5, "text": " kill a guy seer and you go then we're able to actually go fucking crazy by the way"}, {"start": 17264.5, "end": 17266.5, "text": " I don't know, but it's here."}, {"start": 17273.0, "end": 17275.0, "text": " Whaaaaat?"}, {"start": 17281.3, "end": 17283.3, "text": " I'm gonna turn on the mid-surf here."}, {"start": 17294.5, "end": 17299.3, "text": " I don't know why the guys are making a hard carry this game, but I mean it's my fault though,"}, {"start": 17299.3, "end": 17301.5, "text": " it's because I played like a fucking disgusting rejected beat-up."}, {"start": 17301.5, "end": 17303.5, "text": " Yo you guys know motherfucking DOLM?"}, {"start": 17303.5, "end": 17305.5, "text": " Best hacker in the world."}, {"start": 17305.5, "end": 17307.5, "text": " Keep going bro."}, {"start": 17320.5, "end": 17322.5, "text": " Yo you guys know motherfucking DOLM?"}, {"start": 17322.5, "end": 17324.5, "text": " That's happened in the world!"}, {"start": 17324.5, "end": 17326.5, "text": " G.L. on the grinds don't he?"}, {"start": 17326.5, "end": 17328.5, "text": " He is the first champ I ever maimed."}, {"start": 17328.5, "end": 17330.5, "text": " Hudson to shreds for me, bro."}, {"start": 17334.5, "end": 17336.5, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17336.5, "end": 17340.5, "text": " Show them why you are the Mankini Majesty."}, {"start": 17340.5, "end": 17354.38, "text": " I'm going to resend and get our Grinch and then I'll stop holding."}, {"start": 17354.38, "end": 17358.22, "text": " Honestly, Hexblade is really really decent here."}, {"start": 17358.22, "end": 17360.78, "text": " But nah, you know what we're going to do."}, {"start": 17360.78, "end": 17362.86, "text": " Fuck Hexblade, I'm going to go Terminals."}, {"start": 17362.86, "end": 17365.34, "text": " We'll go Terminals and someone get Hexblade."}, {"start": 17365.34, "end": 17367.34, "text": " I need a armor gun"}, {"start": 17367.34, "end": 17397.14, "text": " I think we have to give this dragon, but honestly it's fine, like, it's one dragon."}, {"start": 17397.14, "end": 17399.54, "text": " No worries. We're still gonna infinite the scale."}, {"start": 17406.26, "end": 17407.46, "text": " What the fuck is he building?"}, {"start": 17408.5, "end": 17410.899999999998, "text": " Wait, why is it- wait, what?"}, {"start": 17410.899999999998, "end": 17413.38, "text": " There's always going to serpents, we don't have any shit there."}, {"start": 17416.82, "end": 17418.26, "text": " What? Could that be Colossus?"}, {"start": 17427.14, "end": 17454.239999999998, "text": " Oh, signal an amuleture."}, {"start": 17454.24, "end": 17459.24, "text": " There's a very high likelihood that they could get it on the ground right now by the way."}, {"start": 17459.24, "end": 17462.24, "text": " Eh, not of all causes resetting."}, {"start": 17462.24, "end": 17466.24, "text": " Now it's like, low to medium likelihood."}, {"start": 17466.24, "end": 17467.24, "text": " There."}, {"start": 17474.24, "end": 17476.24, "text": " Whaaaaat?"}, {"start": 17484.24, "end": 17488.24, "text": " What should I tell them when they get out of the ICU this November?"}, {"start": 17491.24, "end": 17494.24, "text": " I cannot swear on all guys in the process."}, {"start": 17505.24, "end": 17511.24, "text": " If there would be a hundred dicks in their wounds, on how many would you choke?"}, {"start": 17511.24, "end": 17518.24, "text": " I don't know, like me like half?"}, {"start": 17518.24, "end": 17522.24, "text": " What do you want me to be honest about?"}, {"start": 17522.24, "end": 17525.24, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 17525.24, "end": 17529.24, "text": " None?"}, {"start": 17529.24, "end": 17536.24, "text": " Why you not laughing?"}, {"start": 17536.24, "end": 17540.24, "text": " I can get the castle, I need one"}, {"start": 17555.24, "end": 17556.24, "text": " Oh there isn't?"}, {"start": 17566.24, "end": 17573.24, "text": " they sure need 600 gold for item"}, {"start": 17596.24, "end": 17609.84, "text": " Wow, I cannot kill that guy at all."}, {"start": 17609.84, "end": 17612.640000000003, "text": " Almost seems about to end the go-down, and once I get a terminus I'm sure it'll be a"}, {"start": 17612.640000000003, "end": 17613.640000000003, "text": " lot easier."}, {"start": 17613.640000000003, "end": 17615.36, "text": " But why did he go serpent?"}, {"start": 17615.36, "end": 17616.36, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 17616.36, "end": 17638.28, "text": " oh my god wait oh my god wait yeah I don't know I don't know I don't know I"}, {"start": 17646.36, "end": 17657.36, "text": " Okay, actually we're gonna both."}, {"start": 17657.36, "end": 17663.36, "text": " Okay, so now we got Termanus, and then we're gonna go, uh..."}, {"start": 17663.36, "end": 17677.24, "text": " What needs to be buffed is supposed to be the hard counter Mundo, but does not damage."}, {"start": 17677.24, "end": 17678.760000000002, "text": " Ah no, it's not that bad."}, {"start": 17678.760000000002, "end": 17681.96, "text": " It's just the fact that he out heals it."}, {"start": 17681.96, "end": 17684.96, "text": " So what's that boat means to be buffed and more than one boat means to be buffed and lived?"}, {"start": 17702.28, "end": 17702.78, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 17703.78, "end": 17704.78, "text": " I wasted my eye."}, {"start": 17707.379999999997, "end": 17710.98, "text": " I try to finish this fast, try to finish this fast before they contest."}, {"start": 17711.96, "end": 17724.079999999998, "text": " if I was in a room with 100 dick, it would be 100 of your top laners and I'd be in there"}, {"start": 17724.079999999998, "end": 17725.879999999997, "text": " with a chainsaw."}, {"start": 17725.879999999997, "end": 17726.879999999997, "text": " In game."}, {"start": 17726.88, "end": 17739.72, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 17739.72, "end": 17744.4, "text": " Do you guys see how I use my Q on the dragon by the way to avoid getting hit by the embass"}, {"start": 17744.4, "end": 17746.4, "text": " salt to dodge rock"}, {"start": 17751.480000000003, "end": 17753.58, "text": " Can't escape that can't run"}, {"start": 17774.4, "end": 17783.480000000003, "text": " bro the enemy mato has fucking mortal reminder and serpents what the fuck"}, {"start": 17783.480000000003, "end": 17786.72, "text": " just going with the anti-yee bill"}, {"start": 17786.72, "end": 17797.16, "text": " yo you guys know about the fucking total?"}, {"start": 17797.16, "end": 17798.84, "text": " that's kind of the world"}, {"start": 17798.84, "end": 17802.84, "text": " No, that was it. That was a crazy, that was a crazy snip on the couch there."}, {"start": 17804.84, "end": 17806.84, "text": " Yo, you guys know motherfuckers don't?"}, {"start": 17806.84, "end": 17808.84, "text": " That's heckin' in the world."}, {"start": 17808.84, "end": 17811.84, "text": " How do you feel about the new patch mode?"}, {"start": 17812.84, "end": 17814.84, "text": " Come on. Fuck the patch modes."}, {"start": 17814.84, "end": 17816.84, "text": " I'm gonna play one more downer."}, {"start": 17825.84, "end": 17827.84, "text": " No, no, no. We can play front. We can play front."}, {"start": 17828.84, "end": 17844.84, "text": " No, it's not been like 3 seconds I've known it."}, {"start": 17844.84, "end": 17846.84, "text": " We're not done for this."}, {"start": 17846.84, "end": 17848.84, "text": " If I reach, I get my turn to ask, but I'm too chocked."}, {"start": 17852.84, "end": 17854.84, "text": " I'm like fucking Thanos."}, {"start": 17858.84, "end": 17883.84, "text": " So many times, you reached out to me, but I turned my back on the deer and think you have one in your play."}, {"start": 17883.84, "end": 17894.84, "text": " Now you're every second, you're everything to lose with, and I can't be your reflection, God, it's your representation."}, {"start": 17894.84, "end": 17898.84, "text": " I want to help you, God."}, {"start": 17906.84, "end": 17908.84, "text": " I want to help you, God."}, {"start": 17908.84, "end": 17920.84, "text": " Oh my god, I was literally chasing seeds like fucking wide, are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 17920.84, "end": 17934.84, "text": " They don't have waves till they can't turn, but they're probably gonna get that one."}, {"start": 17934.84, "end": 17944.84, "text": " That made just both of us there like chain fucking the cc"}, {"start": 17964.84, "end": 17970.84, "text": " You will have to kill me, or you die."}, {"start": 17979.84, "end": 17982.84, "text": " Welcome to the Grandest Tournament Champion."}, {"start": 18024.84, "end": 18037.84, "text": " I can't f**k it out!"}, {"start": 18037.84, "end": 18040.84, "text": " F**k you."}, {"start": 18040.84, "end": 18045.84, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 18045.84, "end": 18047.84, "text": " three seven"}, {"start": 18057.34, "end": 18059.34, "text": " what the fuck"}, {"start": 18059.34, "end": 18061.34, "text": " the cannon now"}, {"start": 18075.84, "end": 18082.84, "text": " In the grand tournament, you win or you die."}, {"start": 18165.84, "end": 18167.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18195.84, "end": 18212.64, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 18212.64, "end": 18213.64, "text": " Four away bro."}, {"start": 18213.64, "end": 18214.64, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 18214.64, "end": 18222.12, "text": " What a fucking game dude."}, {"start": 18222.12, "end": 18223.12, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 18223.12, "end": 18228.399999999998, "text": " with him when I'm talking back, burdened and two gifted as well, uh, lived in Daren's sub"}, {"start": 18228.399999999998, "end": 18233.559999999998, "text": " two and suicide blopped it when I gifted, and blackmailed the Daren performance as well."}, {"start": 18233.559999999998, "end": 18236.239999999998, "text": " Yes, first time ever made, I'm not sure you know."}, {"start": 18236.239999999998, "end": 18238.12, "text": " Say running it up on it now."}, {"start": 18238.12, "end": 18240.879999999997, "text": " And I accept in Daren's three months and Connor Daren is sub two."}, {"start": 18253.12, "end": 18255.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18283.12, "end": 18285.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18313.12, "end": 18315.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18343.12, "end": 18345.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18373.12, "end": 18375.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18403.12, "end": 18405.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18433.12, "end": 18435.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18463.12, "end": 18465.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18493.12, "end": 18495.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18523.12, "end": 18525.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18553.12, "end": 18555.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18583.12, "end": 18585.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18613.12, "end": 18639.12, "text": " Thank you, we got it, don't worry about it."}, {"start": 18643.12, "end": 18645.96, "text": " I don't think I'm something, I swear"}, {"start": 18645.96, "end": 18648.719999999998, "text": " I don't know that there's a reason"}, {"start": 18703.12, "end": 18705.12, "text": " full power so nice"}, {"start": 18733.12, "end": 18735.12, "text": " Now I am not ganking that bro."}, {"start": 18735.92, "end": 18737.92, "text": " I'm tearing my fucking ganks."}, {"start": 18755.6, "end": 18757.6, "text": " No shit, that's what I like to see."}, {"start": 18793.12, "end": 18808.12, "text": " It doesn't have a smile now."}, {"start": 18838.12, "end": 18845.12, "text": " I mean I think my new news is fun. We try. We get the kill though, so it's good. I'll take it."}, {"start": 18868.12, "end": 18870.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18870.12, "end": 18872.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18872.12, "end": 18874.12, "text": " come come come"}, {"start": 18893.12, "end": 18895.12, "text": " alright guys, we need to get that done now"}, {"start": 18896.62, "end": 18899.12, "text": " jaycee is coming? what do you mean he's coming?"}, {"start": 18899.12, "end": 18901.12, "text": " Is he driving right now?"}, {"start": 18929.12, "end": 18931.399999999998, "text": " A-na-na-na she can dance on her own"}, {"start": 18931.46, "end": 18933.78, "text": " Cut all this clothes on but she ain't goin' home"}, {"start": 18933.78, "end": 18936.079999999998, "text": " Night is so young, where the hell will she go?"}, {"start": 18936.079999999998, "end": 18937.28, "text": " I need to put on my jog suit"}, {"start": 18937.28, "end": 18938.52, "text": " Nobody knows, nobody knows"}, {"start": 18938.52, "end": 18940.86, "text": " Ain't the spread of cancer, the same who's falling"}, {"start": 18940.86, "end": 18943.36, "text": " It's my lip to feel that she's gonna die"}, {"start": 18943.36, "end": 18945.78, "text": " I wanna make my life a better place"}, {"start": 18946.42, "end": 18948.14, "text": " I wanna make the best of you"}, {"start": 18948.14, "end": 18950.739999999998, "text": " I wanna make my life a better place"}, {"start": 18950.739999999998, "end": 18952.219999999998, "text": " I wanna make my life a better place"}, {"start": 18952.219999999998, "end": 18953.66, "text": " Cause she was there"}, {"start": 18953.66, "end": 18954.64, "text": " On my life"}, {"start": 18954.64, "end": 18955.52, "text": " Cause she was there"}, {"start": 18955.52, "end": 18956.539999999997, "text": " On my life"}, {"start": 18956.539999999997, "end": 18957.039999999997, "text": " Cause I was there"}, {"start": 18957.039999999997, "end": 18957.48, "text": " On my life"}, {"start": 18957.48, "end": 18958.2, "text": " Cause she was there"}, {"start": 18958.2, "end": 18961.600000000002, "text": " I'll never ever say you just love me"}, {"start": 18961.600000000002, "end": 18964.280000000002, "text": " Because I'm not the one you call me"}, {"start": 18964.280000000002, "end": 18966.280000000002, "text": " This is my life"}, {"start": 18966.280000000002, "end": 18968.280000000002, "text": " You just love me"}, {"start": 18968.280000000002, "end": 18970.280000000002, "text": " You just love me"}, {"start": 18976.280000000002, "end": 18978.280000000002, "text": " You just love me"}, {"start": 18978.280000000002, "end": 18980.280000000002, "text": " You just love me"}, {"start": 18980.280000000002, "end": 18980.780000000002, "text": " I'm gonna die"}, {"start": 18980.780000000002, "end": 18984.780000000002, "text": " Fuck you son of a bitch"}, {"start": 18988.2, "end": 18992.2, "text": " No, no, no, wait, wait, maybe one shot's in here."}, {"start": 18994.2, "end": 18996.2, "text": " This game's a 12-bush?"}, {"start": 18997.2, "end": 18999.2, "text": " Nice, well played."}, {"start": 19001.2, "end": 19003.2, "text": " Jenny calling?"}, {"start": 19006.2, "end": 19008.2, "text": " What is this guy listening to? What the fuck?"}, {"start": 19008.2, "end": 19010.2, "text": " Bro, it's good music!"}, {"start": 19011.2, "end": 19015.2, "text": " Yo, Dantes, four wins for Challenger. I'm here the whole way, bro. I got you."}, {"start": 19015.2, "end": 19021.12, "text": " you don't as if you need a tug in the bathroom I'm here if you need spiritual"}, {"start": 19021.12, "end": 19026.08, "text": " advice I'm here bro I got your back no matter what I get one thing on my wife"}, {"start": 19026.08, "end": 19029.08, "text": " wants to say so yeah"}, {"start": 19030.4, "end": 19038.0, "text": " are you on just use my phone okay okay yeah okay your agency can you screen"}, {"start": 19038.0, "end": 19041.84, "text": " share don't ask yes okay wait wait let me do it delay I need a delay right"}, {"start": 19041.84, "end": 19048.8, "text": " 30 seconds 30 seconds got it done. Okay, James. Whatever you do, whatever you do, do not look at the kill score right now"}, {"start": 19049.88, "end": 19051.88, "text": " I won't"}, {"start": 19051.88, "end": 19053.64, "text": " Read it fast"}, {"start": 19053.64, "end": 19056.74, "text": " It doesn't matter because you're gonna take over the game, bro. It doesn't matter true"}, {"start": 19057.68, "end": 19059.920000000002, "text": " Janksy, what if I told you that yesterday told me?"}, {"start": 19060.48, "end": 19065.96, "text": " Janksy what if I told you yesterday you said it was gonna be impossible and then today I'm seven wins up right now"}, {"start": 19071.84, "end": 19073.84, "text": " Nice! Good shit!"}, {"start": 19073.84, "end": 19077.84, "text": " No, no, it's so nice, bro. He stole my kills, so now I need to take his next wave, too."}, {"start": 19077.84, "end": 19081.84, "text": " Nice. Bro, you know, what I like about you is you practice what you preach, man."}, {"start": 19081.84, "end": 19083.84, "text": " You actually do this shit, bro."}, {"start": 19083.84, "end": 19084.84, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 19086.84, "end": 19091.84, "text": " Dantez, you need to get challenger today. Today's the last day, bro. Do you understand?"}, {"start": 19091.84, "end": 19095.84, "text": " I know. I know, bro. It's like, it all came down to this moment."}, {"start": 19095.84, "end": 19098.84, "text": " It's like the universe was telling us something."}, {"start": 19098.84, "end": 19104.24, "text": " Yeah bro, I don't know why, but bro, wait, what's your record? What's your record today?"}, {"start": 19104.24, "end": 19105.24, "text": " 8-1."}, {"start": 19105.24, "end": 19110.24, "text": " Holy shit! Wait, you're actually gonna get it. You're actually gonna get it, Don't test your-"}, {"start": 19110.24, "end": 19114.24, "text": " I'm telling you, Jinxy, it might actually be fucking possible. Like, that versus-"}, {"start": 19114.24, "end": 19117.24, "text": " So if you win this, you're three off! That act!"}, {"start": 19117.24, "end": 19119.24, "text": " Yep, swear to God."}, {"start": 19119.24, "end": 19121.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19121.24, "end": 19125.24, "text": " Soon you do the most, like, demonic 1v9s I've ever done in our entire life right now."}, {"start": 19125.24, "end": 19128.24, "text": " Bro, my chat said you were 1v9ing earlier."}, {"start": 19128.24, "end": 19130.820000000003, "text": " Bro every game has been fucking retarded"}, {"start": 19132.320000000003, "end": 19137.800000000003, "text": " Dude, okay, bro. Don't test. I just want to say man, even if you don't get challenger tonight"}, {"start": 19137.800000000003, "end": 19140.120000000003, "text": " I'm still proud of you regardless, bro. Really?"}, {"start": 19140.66, "end": 19144.66, "text": " Yeah, bro. I'll always be proud of you man. Wait, bro. I hope I hope you get challenger"}, {"start": 19144.66, "end": 19147.74, "text": " But does I mean that since you're proud of me you're gonna go easy on this banking?"}, {"start": 19148.640000000003, "end": 19152.480000000003, "text": " No, but if Jack don't this has"}, {"start": 19152.48, "end": 19158.32, "text": " Six hours to get challenger. If he does not get challenger in the next six hours"}, {"start": 19158.64, "end": 19164.04, "text": " He loses the challenge, which means he flies to Florida and I spank him on his ass"}, {"start": 19164.04, "end": 19169.68, "text": " I gave him 30 days to get challenger. Today's day 30, bro. And before you do it"}, {"start": 19173.0, "end": 19177.52, "text": " I was gonna say and be yeah, I'm good. I'm good and before you spank me"}, {"start": 19177.52, "end": 19180.48, "text": " I need to wear a diaper and fill it up like to the brim"}, {"start": 19182.48, "end": 19197.399999999998, "text": " okay wait oh god okay I've done okay now all right I'm good are you okay what"}, {"start": 19197.399999999998, "end": 19202.64, "text": " happened I don't know it's just like you know when you choke on nothing"}, {"start": 19203.0, "end": 19207.44, "text": " yeah James if you're in a room with a hundred decks how many would you choke"}, {"start": 19207.44, "end": 19229.719999999998, "text": " gone I don't even know what I can watch this play nice nice flash nice you're"}, {"start": 19229.719999999998, "end": 19235.039999999997, "text": " so good bro three off child after this come on don't that I know I'm not"}, {"start": 19235.04, "end": 19237.04, "text": " GenC GenC, what can we do, what can we do now?"}, {"start": 19237.04, "end": 19239.04, "text": " MY FUCKING WAVE, KID!"}, {"start": 19240.54, "end": 19242.54, "text": " Bro, Q-ing is OP because the turret gets distracted."}, {"start": 19242.54, "end": 19243.04, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 19245.04, "end": 19245.54, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 19246.04, "end": 19247.04, "text": " I can re-win this."}, {"start": 19248.04, "end": 19249.04, "text": " Oh, no..."}, {"start": 19251.04, "end": 19251.54, "text": " W."}, {"start": 19253.04, "end": 19255.04, "text": " You're so good, Dante, you're so good!"}, {"start": 19255.04, "end": 19256.04, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 19256.54, "end": 19257.04, "text": " Challenger is yours!"}, {"start": 19257.54, "end": 19259.04, "text": " CHALLENGER IS YEEERRRR!"}, {"start": 19259.04, "end": 19261.04, "text": " WE'RE GETTING IT DONE, GEEE!"}, {"start": 19261.54, "end": 19262.04, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 19265.04, "end": 19269.56, "text": " All we have to do now is that they're just like topped about Folklare and they can get"}, {"start": 19269.56, "end": 19270.56, "text": " it done."}, {"start": 19270.56, "end": 19275.64, "text": " No chat, I don't mean I would choke on no dicks because I'm a pro, I just mean I wouldn't"}, {"start": 19275.64, "end": 19276.64, "text": " suck anybody."}, {"start": 19276.64, "end": 19277.64, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 19277.64, "end": 19281.16, "text": " Bro, three wins contest after this game."}, {"start": 19281.16, "end": 19287.280000000002, "text": " This is going to be a win, I can feel it."}, {"start": 19287.280000000002, "end": 19291.52, "text": " I'm telling you, I genuinely from the bottom of my heart think that there's literally"}, {"start": 19291.52, "end": 19293.52, "text": " no way we're losing this game."}, {"start": 19293.52, "end": 19298.52, "text": " Well bro, you're fed with Yi, you're basically unkillable."}, {"start": 19298.52, "end": 19303.52, "text": " Yeah, it's like, wait dude, tell your chat how many games you played off stream this morning, tell them."}, {"start": 19306.52, "end": 19309.52, "text": " How do you know about that? How do you know I played this morning?"}, {"start": 19309.52, "end": 19312.52, "text": " Because you're on my friend's list, so I see when you queue up."}, {"start": 19312.52, "end": 19316.52, "text": " Chat, I played four games of League this morning and I think I lost three."}, {"start": 19316.52, "end": 19317.52, "text": " Yeah, but!"}, {"start": 19317.52, "end": 19321.52, "text": " But what matters is the fact that dude, look how fucking dedicated you are."}, {"start": 19321.52, "end": 19326.04, "text": " you are you literally spend like two hours curing off-stream like how fucking insane is that"}, {"start": 19326.04, "end": 19333.4, "text": " bro I don't dedicated to the word I think I'm just addicted it's bad right I've never been addicted to a game like League beside siege"}, {"start": 19334.72, "end": 19343.12, "text": " Jensie remember what I'm about to tell you the only difference between dedication and addiction is how people perceive the action that you're doing"}, {"start": 19343.62, "end": 19345.06, "text": " remember that"}, {"start": 19345.06, "end": 19346.56, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 19346.56, "end": 19353.18, "text": " It means if you spend 10 hours a day studying people call you dedicated, but if you spend 10 hours a day jerking off they call you addicted"}, {"start": 19354.800000000003, "end": 19359.120000000003, "text": " I see that actually makes perfect sense, bro. Wait, hold on hold on"}, {"start": 19363.800000000003, "end": 19365.800000000003, "text": " Okay, are you watching check this out"}, {"start": 19367.120000000003, "end": 19369.120000000003, "text": " Nice dodge nice dodge"}, {"start": 19369.120000000003, "end": 19373.120000000003, "text": " Yep, that's your Scott. That's your fucking Scott don't ask and it's my fucking dragon too"}, {"start": 19373.12, "end": 19378.46, "text": " So Jinxie I auto the dragon then I cue it so that when it like knocks people back"}, {"start": 19378.46, "end": 19380.46, "text": " It doesn't knock me back cuz I'm an alpha"}, {"start": 19383.02, "end": 19385.739999999998, "text": " Okay, Jinxie watch this you watching"}, {"start": 19392.739999999998, "end": 19395.039999999997, "text": " I'm like I'm in my little ditty bush"}, {"start": 19395.04, "end": 19404.8, "text": " so now watch this okay what's your plan what's your plan look"}, {"start": 19411.36, "end": 19418.36, "text": " you're actually best ever and now look now look I fucking zone off her own lane"}, {"start": 19418.36, "end": 19420.420000000002, "text": " She can't walk up or she dies fucking bitch"}, {"start": 19423.28, "end": 19425.920000000002, "text": " Bro you're six and two oh my god"}, {"start": 19431.920000000002, "end": 19437.68, "text": " Last day of the fucking bet that is fucking aura bro didn't you need to go 12 wins positive today?"}, {"start": 19437.68, "end": 19443.2, "text": " Is that true? Yes, I woke up this morning. I needed 12 wins and I said, you know what 12 wins is nothing"}, {"start": 19443.2, "end": 19447.52, "text": " Oh that's absolutely insane, literally insane."}, {"start": 19447.52, "end": 19448.52, "text": " Hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 19448.52, "end": 19449.52, "text": " Oh my god, kill him."}, {"start": 19449.52, "end": 19450.52, "text": " That's all you, that's all you."}, {"start": 19450.52, "end": 19451.52, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 19451.52, "end": 19452.52, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 19452.52, "end": 19453.52, "text": " Right, right."}, {"start": 19453.52, "end": 19464.96, "text": " So now we just wait for, uh, no, no, we can't chase, we can't chase."}, {"start": 19464.96, "end": 19467.52, "text": " Because we saw Talon on our minimap walking over here."}, {"start": 19467.52, "end": 19469.4, "text": " So if I chase her, then I die."}, {"start": 19469.4, "end": 19471.8, "text": " Sensei, remember discipline, sensei, discipline."}, {"start": 19471.8, "end": 19472.8, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 19472.8, "end": 19476.239999999998, "text": " i must also ask him to stop being a discipline"}, {"start": 19476.239999999998, "end": 19477.92, "text": " yes"}, {"start": 19477.92, "end": 19481.36, "text": " already one of the nine you already carrying the game now you sit on your"}, {"start": 19481.36, "end": 19482.8, "text": " knees"}, {"start": 19482.8, "end": 19484.84, "text": " and you find it easy place"}, {"start": 19484.84, "end": 19488.239999999998, "text": " find the easy"}, {"start": 19488.239999999998, "end": 19496.239999999998, "text": " he's not a moderate"}, {"start": 19496.239999999998, "end": 19497.399999999998, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 19497.399999999998, "end": 19501.12, "text": " that should be a double kill"}, {"start": 19501.12, "end": 19506.28, "text": " Okay, that's that's good or bad. Don't that's be honest. That's good or bad. That's okay. That's okay because they overcommitted bot side"}, {"start": 19506.28, "end": 19508.28, "text": " So it's like they're fucking fans"}, {"start": 19508.44, "end": 19512.559999999998, "text": " Don't that's no, what do you mean? No, Jinxie. It's fine. It's fine"}, {"start": 19514.559999999998, "end": 19516.559999999998, "text": " Jinxie say it's fine right now"}, {"start": 19517.2, "end": 19520.12, "text": " Everything's fine. Yep. We're good. Okay, so now look"}, {"start": 19522.079999999998, "end": 19524.239999999998, "text": " No, no because that Jinxie listen"}, {"start": 19524.239999999998, "end": 19527.44, "text": " I said jungler need to be willing to lose the game for the red buff, bro"}, {"start": 19527.44, "end": 19532.5, "text": " Because if you're willing to sit there and you're willing to fucking like let your red get taken"}, {"start": 19532.5, "end": 19535.32, "text": " What else are you willing to get taken from your life? You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 19535.699999999997, "end": 19540.68, "text": " Maybe you're ass too. Exactly. Exactly. It's like maybe you're gonna sit there in prison"}, {"start": 19540.68, "end": 19545.199999999997, "text": " You're gonna drop this open. Maybe you'll like it when they stick it inside. That's what's like giving your red buff, bro"}, {"start": 19546.199999999997, "end": 19552.12, "text": " Okay, bro, you're actually so wise dude, bro. I think you're gonna hit challenger today. Don't that's I have a strong feeling"}, {"start": 19552.32, "end": 19557.039999999997, "text": " Not me too. It's like it's in the air wins after this yo don't that's make sure"}, {"start": 19557.44, "end": 19562.039999999997, "text": " You like, wait to queue and stuff, bro, because people are gonna be weird and try to snipe people."}, {"start": 19562.039999999997, "end": 19566.64, "text": " Yeah, but even if they snipe me, it's so fine because like, I can play like a bunch of champs."}, {"start": 19566.64, "end": 19570.239999999998, "text": " And if any of them ints me, then I'm telling you right now I'm like zero tolerance."}, {"start": 19570.239999999998, "end": 19573.44, "text": " 2-11 is instantly getting messaged if anyone ints me today."}, {"start": 19573.44, "end": 19575.44, "text": " Bro, yes, I can message 2-11, yes."}, {"start": 19577.44, "end": 19580.94, "text": " 2-11's gonna fucking slash their throats open with a rusty knife."}, {"start": 19580.94, "end": 19583.44, "text": " Hey! Okay, he's not gonna do that."}, {"start": 19583.44, "end": 19585.44, "text": " 2-11's a good man."}, {"start": 19585.44, "end": 19586.94, "text": " Yeah, that's why he's gonna do it."}, {"start": 19587.44, "end": 19589.739999999998, "text": " You're not even gonna need your level, you're just gonna win win win win."}, {"start": 19589.739999999998, "end": 19593.78, "text": " Bro, if you get Challenger today, a white tier will come down my line."}, {"start": 19593.78, "end": 19596.539999999997, "text": " If we watch that live, that'll be peak, bro!"}, {"start": 19596.539999999997, "end": 19599.94, "text": " Bro, imagine I get Challenger today and then you get fucking silver."}, {"start": 19599.94, "end": 19601.94, "text": " How fucking insane would that be?"}, {"start": 19602.539999999997, "end": 19606.739999999998, "text": " Uh, Miho, I already told, uh, my chat, I gotta get silver before the Minecraft marathon."}, {"start": 19606.739999999998, "end": 19608.539999999997, "text": " I have tonight and tomorrow."}, {"start": 19608.539999999997, "end": 19610.94, "text": " But I'm not doing shit until you're Challenger!"}, {"start": 19610.94, "end": 19611.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19611.44, "end": 19612.44, "text": " So you're Challenger, man."}, {"start": 19612.44, "end": 19614.039999999997, "text": " Alright, check this out, James, are you watching?"}, {"start": 19615.039999999997, "end": 19616.34, "text": " Oh, this is one free kill."}, {"start": 19616.34, "end": 19616.94, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 19617.44, "end": 19622.44, "text": " Fuck, I don't get the kind of- Bro, take your lead, you're good, take your lead, you're doing good."}, {"start": 19622.44, "end": 19627.44, "text": " Something's what I'm gonna do for you, I can't coach you with any of the mechanical skills I'm gonna make."}, {"start": 19627.44, "end": 19634.44, "text": " But what I can do, I need to keep your penis soft, because as soon as you get your penis hard, you might overextend."}, {"start": 19634.44, "end": 19639.44, "text": " Okay, so how are you gonna do that? You're a mechanical god, but your thing is, sometimes you overextend."}, {"start": 19639.44, "end": 19640.44, "text": " True."}, {"start": 19640.44, "end": 19641.44, "text": " You overheat."}, {"start": 19641.44, "end": 19642.44, "text": " Actually true."}, {"start": 19642.44, "end": 19645.879999999997, "text": " It's not gonna keep you calm, bro. It's gonna keep you very calm."}, {"start": 19645.879999999997, "end": 19650.16, "text": " Wait, you're looking good here. This looks like they're kind of fucked."}, {"start": 19650.16, "end": 19653.68, "text": " Maybe not, maybe not, maybe not."}, {"start": 19653.68, "end": 19656.34, "text": " Maybe just clear it, yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 19656.34, "end": 19659.64, "text": " On my turn? Oh yeah, oh yeah!"}, {"start": 19659.64, "end": 19664.239999999998, "text": " Oh yeah! Another one! Wait, why did he want to, how did he want to..."}, {"start": 19664.239999999998, "end": 19667.48, "text": " No, because the cocksucker Cintra fucking did the most bullshit thing ever."}, {"start": 19667.48, "end": 19671.92, "text": " But the thing is, it's fine because like we're so in a fight."}, {"start": 19671.920000000002, "end": 19673.920000000002, "text": " Hold on, wait, our top laner is sleeping?"}, {"start": 19675.920000000002, "end": 19680.920000000002, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, dude, I think I might have to get Death's Dance instead of Hexplate. Yeah, fuck at this."}, {"start": 19680.920000000002, "end": 19682.920000000002, "text": " Why Death's Dance? Can you explain?"}, {"start": 19682.920000000002, "end": 19689.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, because the problem is that right now, the Talon is the one one-shotting me, and the enemy team has, like, triple AD that are all, like, pretty bursty, right?"}, {"start": 19689.920000000002, "end": 19694.920000000002, "text": " So if I just dodge the Centra's abilities with my Q, then I only need to worry about their physical damage."}, {"start": 19694.920000000002, "end": 19697.920000000002, "text": " And since Death's Dance gives me armor, it helps me a fuck ton."}, {"start": 19697.920000000002, "end": 19700.920000000002, "text": " Bro, I didn't know that much went into the game, man."}, {"start": 19700.920000000002, "end": 19705.72, "text": " I didn't know that much when it's a game yeah, it's because like it's a sliding scale, right?"}, {"start": 19705.72, "end": 19709.56, "text": " It's like when you're lower you know you don't really have to think so much about this but then when you're higher you know"}, {"start": 19709.56, "end": 19712.4, "text": " It's like it's really gonna make like a world of difference, you know"}, {"start": 19714.000000000004, "end": 19718.2, "text": " Talon's whole thing is one shotting. Oh got it. Good comms, ABC"}, {"start": 19719.480000000003, "end": 19723.52, "text": " Chat what champion do y'all play in league type it type it type it"}, {"start": 19725.960000000003, "end": 19729.2, "text": " Anybody that says Talon ban them it's fucking broken and retarded"}, {"start": 19729.2, "end": 19733.2, "text": " I feel like you say every champ is broken."}, {"start": 19733.2, "end": 19736.2, "text": " True, except the ones that I play."}, {"start": 19736.2, "end": 19737.2, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 19737.2, "end": 19739.2, "text": " That is not another league rule."}, {"start": 19739.2, "end": 19740.2, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 19740.2, "end": 19742.2, "text": " Every champ is broken except the ones that you lock in."}, {"start": 19742.2, "end": 19743.2, "text": " Okay, wait."}, {"start": 19743.2, "end": 19744.2, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 19744.2, "end": 19745.2, "text": " Wait, this is free."}, {"start": 19745.2, "end": 19746.2, "text": " This is free."}, {"start": 19746.2, "end": 19747.2, "text": " This is free."}, {"start": 19747.2, "end": 19748.2, "text": " This is free."}, {"start": 19748.2, "end": 19749.2, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 19749.2, "end": 19765.920000000002, "text": " I'm going to let you lock in, I'm going to let you lock in, I'm not going to talk for"}, {"start": 19765.920000000002, "end": 19766.920000000002, "text": " the rest of the game."}, {"start": 19766.920000000002, "end": 19771.48, "text": " Okay Jensy, can you hear from my screen yes or no?"}, {"start": 19771.48, "end": 19775.24, "text": " Like let's say I've already played this, can you hear it?"}, {"start": 19775.24, "end": 19777.440000000002, "text": " Can you hear that?"}, {"start": 19777.44, "end": 19777.94, "text": " Can you hear that?"}, {"start": 19777.94, "end": 19779.8, "text": " Yes. I can hear it, but you know what?"}, {"start": 19780.239999999998, "end": 19784.739999999998, "text": " Dantez, I want you to listen to whatever you want to listen to to get locked in."}, {"start": 19784.739999999998, "end": 19786.699999999997, "text": " So you listen, I don't care."}, {"start": 19786.699999999997, "end": 19788.739999999998, "text": " You listen to whatever you want to listen to, OK?"}, {"start": 19790.739999999998, "end": 19792.239999999998, "text": " OK, are you ready?"}, {"start": 19792.239999999998, "end": 19792.94, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 19794.079999999998, "end": 19796.3, "text": " Let's find something fucking crazy."}, {"start": 19796.3, "end": 19798.739999999998, "text": " OK, you guys play a bunch of different stuff."}, {"start": 19798.739999999998, "end": 19800.399999999998, "text": " Tali, I've never even heard of Tali."}, {"start": 19800.399999999998, "end": 19802.039999999997, "text": " I've never even heard of that."}, {"start": 19802.039999999997, "end": 19802.699999999997, "text": " Tali."}, {"start": 19807.44, "end": 19813.68, "text": " Yeah, what? Oh, never mind. Do your thing, bro. Okay, let's go"}, {"start": 19819.76, "end": 19822.64, "text": " Count on your fears we're getting it"}, {"start": 19837.44, "end": 19862.44, "text": " I have to get banned now, if I don't get banned I'm the same."}, {"start": 19867.44, "end": 19874.44, "text": " You're gonna be good. Keep doing the thing! Do your thing! Bro, this is your day, Goddamnit!"}, {"start": 19885.44, "end": 19888.44, "text": " Jynxie, we need to fucking get this shit done. No ifs, ands, or buts."}, {"start": 19888.44, "end": 19891.44, "text": " There's no, no, I don't hear any excuses. You need to do this!"}, {"start": 19927.44, "end": 19930.92, "text": " the only promise of the league like always like to be like you remember"}, {"start": 19930.92, "end": 19936.039999999997, "text": " yesterday that game you played versus the twitch yeah you can never get so"}, {"start": 19936.039999999997, "end": 19939.6, "text": " well yeah exactly that's not this game is right now it's just really fucking"}, {"start": 19939.6, "end": 19941.8, "text": " days"}, {"start": 19942.399999999998, "end": 19952.52, "text": " that's it you got this you are my sensei for a reason bro then we got a lock"}, {"start": 19952.52, "end": 19956.28, "text": " in bro we're gonna lock the fucking right now"}, {"start": 19957.44, "end": 19968.94, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 19987.44, "end": 19989.5, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20017.44, "end": 20019.5, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20047.44, "end": 20049.5, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20077.44, "end": 20079.5, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20107.44, "end": 20109.5, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20137.44, "end": 20139.5, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20167.44, "end": 20169.5, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20197.44, "end": 20199.5, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20227.44, "end": 20229.5, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20257.44, "end": 20259.5, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20287.44, "end": 20289.5, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20317.44, "end": 20319.5, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20347.44, "end": 20349.5, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20377.44, "end": 20379.5, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20407.44, "end": 20409.5, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20437.44, "end": 20439.5, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20467.44, "end": 20469.5, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20497.44, "end": 20499.5, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20557.44, "end": 20573.44, "text": " Yeah, I will lost again. I'm lucky. I'm lucky!"}, {"start": 20573.44, "end": 20590.739999999998, "text": " well there you go I'm fucking lucky I mean wait give her a second hold on give"}, {"start": 20590.74, "end": 20592.74, "text": " They might be able to hold us."}, {"start": 20594.74, "end": 20596.74, "text": " Not over. Not over. Not over."}, {"start": 20596.74, "end": 20598.74, "text": " You've got two turns to be more."}, {"start": 20598.74, "end": 20600.74, "text": " There's only three of them."}, {"start": 20600.74, "end": 20602.74, "text": " No, it's over."}, {"start": 20612.74, "end": 20614.74, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 20620.74, "end": 20627.34, "text": " Is everything okay?"}, {"start": 20627.34, "end": 20628.84, "text": " I lost."}, {"start": 20628.84, "end": 20635.140000000003, "text": " Jynx, you know what it's like?"}, {"start": 20635.140000000003, "end": 20638.86, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 20638.86, "end": 20641.780000000002, "text": " It's like imagine you're sitting there, right?"}, {"start": 20641.780000000002, "end": 20644.34, "text": " Imagine you're sitting there."}, {"start": 20644.34, "end": 20650.86, "text": " And as you're sitting there, right, you're in a hospital."}, {"start": 20650.86, "end": 20656.06, "text": " And someone tells you that your like, great grandmother only needs four more good treatments"}, {"start": 20656.06, "end": 20666.3, "text": " of chemo in order to like, get saved and not die of cancer, right?"}, {"start": 20666.3, "end": 20671.06, "text": " And then it's like you're sitting there."}, {"start": 20671.06, "end": 20682.06, "text": " one day the doctor comes out and he's like yo we just had a bad run of chemo"}, {"start": 20682.06, "end": 20692.780000000002, "text": " we made the cancer even worse do you know what I mean yes but the good news is"}, {"start": 20692.78, "end": 20694.78, "text": " I generally think we can sew in easily"}, {"start": 20695.66, "end": 20699.82, "text": " Well, how many wins do you need now? Just five? Bro, look, hey, don't say it"}, {"start": 20700.14, "end": 20703.94, "text": " I'm here all night if you need me here all night, bro. I got you, bro"}, {"start": 20703.94, "end": 20708.379999999997, "text": " I'll be your cheerleader until you get challenged. Okay, so you know what I want you to do?"}, {"start": 20709.059999999998, "end": 20711.059999999998, "text": " Yes, Ken"}, {"start": 20712.62, "end": 20715.899999999998, "text": " What I'm gonna want to do is I'm gonna want you to ask me questions while I play"}, {"start": 20717.14, "end": 20720.46, "text": " Oh, like why are you doing this? Why'd you do that? Exactly? Yes"}, {"start": 20720.46, "end": 20722.46, "text": " Okay, yeah, I can do that"}, {"start": 20722.46, "end": 20724.46, "text": " Right in front of me, for sure do that"}, {"start": 20724.46, "end": 20725.46, "text": " Oh, wait, for sure"}, {"start": 20725.46, "end": 20727.46, "text": " You inside need to do something with my life, hold on"}, {"start": 20729.46, "end": 20731.46, "text": " Cause I need to order something for her"}, {"start": 20737.46, "end": 20738.46, "text": " Body rush"}, {"start": 20739.46, "end": 20742.46, "text": " Trying to get food, yeah, just five wins, that's nothing"}, {"start": 20742.46, "end": 20743.46, "text": " Just five"}, {"start": 20744.46, "end": 20745.46, "text": " That's nothing, bro"}, {"start": 20745.46, "end": 20752.46, "text": " I don't know, maybe, maybe."}, {"start": 20752.46, "end": 20757.46, "text": " Chat, I need to get food."}, {"start": 20757.46, "end": 20761.46, "text": " What food should I get, guys?"}, {"start": 20761.46, "end": 20766.46, "text": " Bro, maybe I should get Chipotle, chat."}, {"start": 20766.46, "end": 20768.46, "text": " That's not a bad idea."}, {"start": 20768.46, "end": 20772.46, "text": " Maybe I should get Chipotle."}, {"start": 20772.46, "end": 20775.7, "text": " guys don't that's got this right who"}, {"start": 20775.7, "end": 20778.1, "text": " believes you check if you think don't"}, {"start": 20778.1, "end": 20779.46, "text": " get a challenge of tonight"}, {"start": 20779.46, "end": 20790.46, "text": " run a pool yes or no"}, {"start": 20790.46, "end": 20796.3, "text": " bro I'm gonna get dude I'm gonna get"}, {"start": 20796.3, "end": 20799.219999999998, "text": " three tacos from Chipotle"}, {"start": 20799.22, "end": 20804.620000000003, "text": " I'm gonna get three tacos. Oh and I'm gonna get the Chipotle honey chicken. Yeah"}, {"start": 20804.620000000003, "end": 20815.420000000002, "text": " yeah. White rice? Yeah, white rice or brown rice? Brown rice low key. Low key"}, {"start": 20815.420000000002, "end": 20830.500000000004, "text": " each other it's better all right guys I got tacos so I got chicken tacos"}, {"start": 20833.500000000004, "end": 20839.420000000002, "text": " you're locked in your body right guys that's gonna get this truck bro look I'll"}, {"start": 20839.420000000002, "end": 20843.260000000002, "text": " sit here all night with him if I need to bro he's gonna get challenge check you"}, {"start": 20843.260000000002, "end": 20846.260000000002, "text": " You know the amount of time Dota has been there for me, bro?"}, {"start": 20846.260000000002, "end": 20849.820000000003, "text": " When I was in the streets of iron, fucking, three,"}, {"start": 20849.820000000003, "end": 20854.500000000004, "text": " playing against fucking literal NPCs, fucks."}, {"start": 20854.500000000004, "end": 20856.02, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 20856.02, "end": 20857.9, "text": " Double-lift is in this game?"}, {"start": 20857.9, "end": 20859.18, "text": " Wait, guys."}, {"start": 20859.18, "end": 20861.58, "text": " Double-lift is in this game?"}, {"start": 20861.58, "end": 20863.38, "text": " Is that actually the game?"}, {"start": 20863.38, "end": 20865.340000000004, "text": " Wait, is that actually double-lift?"}, {"start": 20865.340000000004, "end": 20868.100000000002, "text": " Wait, Jin, double-lift."}, {"start": 20868.100000000002, "end": 20872.300000000003, "text": " Wait, is that double-lift?"}, {"start": 20872.3, "end": 20875.899999999998, "text": " no fucking way"}, {"start": 20875.899999999998, "end": 20877.82, "text": " is that actually"}, {"start": 20877.82, "end": 20882.059999999998, "text": " double lift is in your game, double lift is in your game"}, {"start": 20882.059999999998, "end": 20885.739999999998, "text": " bro yes yes"}, {"start": 20885.739999999998, "end": 20887.3, "text": " oh my god he is"}, {"start": 20887.3, "end": 20888.559999999998, "text": " but he is"}, {"start": 20888.559999999998, "end": 20889.66, "text": " second it's okay"}, {"start": 20889.66, "end": 20891.579999999998, "text": " we got a free win here"}, {"start": 20891.579999999998, "end": 20894.34, "text": " are you ready for it?"}, {"start": 20894.34, "end": 20897.739999999998, "text": " okay jincey"}, {"start": 20897.739999999998, "end": 20900.46, "text": " bro isn't double lift really fucking good?"}, {"start": 20900.46, "end": 20901.38, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 20901.38, "end": 20903.86, "text": " Yeah, no he's solid. Cause he used to be like a pro player."}, {"start": 20906.780000000002, "end": 20908.780000000002, "text": " Bro, are you fucking excited?"}, {"start": 20909.620000000003, "end": 20910.620000000003, "text": " I'm not really, no."}, {"start": 20911.620000000003, "end": 20912.620000000003, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 20912.620000000003, "end": 20917.780000000002, "text": " Cause I mean, like the thing is that there are people that I've just played with like for a while,"}, {"start": 20917.780000000002, "end": 20920.14, "text": " and it's like I've always like played with them, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 20920.14, "end": 20922.14, "text": " So it's like, it doesn't really like matter."}, {"start": 20923.02, "end": 20927.620000000003, "text": " Like for me it's just like another day in the fucking, another day in the park, you know what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 20928.940000000002, "end": 20929.940000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20931.38, "end": 20937.98, "text": " so you're just like another walk in the park all right bro only five wins"}, {"start": 20937.98, "end": 20941.420000000002, "text": " three win here"}, {"start": 20941.780000000002, "end": 20945.14, "text": " now so now we're gonna do this we're gonna play for the top to bottom folk"}, {"start": 20945.14, "end": 20948.54, "text": " here the reason why I didn't go for like a three-cam clear this game is because"}, {"start": 20948.54, "end": 20951.14, "text": " I didn't think there's gonna be much action early so that's why we're just"}, {"start": 20951.14, "end": 20955.14, "text": " gonna do like standard top to bottom we should go to win"}, {"start": 20955.14, "end": 20966.5, "text": " I'm just gonna like drone over mid a little bit too."}, {"start": 20966.5, "end": 20974.62, "text": " So our bot is getting push, which means that when we fight on botcrab that should be fair."}, {"start": 20974.62, "end": 20978.26, "text": " Dude I got tacos from Chipotle so I can block you."}, {"start": 20978.26, "end": 20979.78, "text": " But what kind of tacos?"}, {"start": 20979.78, "end": 20980.78, "text": " Chicken."}, {"start": 20980.78, "end": 20983.78, "text": " How come you didn't go for the beef ones?"}, {"start": 20983.78, "end": 20991.78, "text": " Um, I don't know, I don't know. Sometimes I get beef tacos, sometimes I get chicken."}, {"start": 20991.78, "end": 20994.78, "text": " Bro, can I say something fucked up?"}, {"start": 20994.78, "end": 20995.78, "text": " Yes, go ahead."}, {"start": 20995.78, "end": 20999.78, "text": " It doesn't matter if it's taco or beef, or chicken or beef, it still tastes the same."}, {"start": 20999.78, "end": 21001.78, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 21001.78, "end": 21003.78, "text": " Bro, ground beef tastes way different than the chicken."}, {"start": 21003.78, "end": 21008.78, "text": " No, it's the same shit because everything that you eat just assumes the flavor of the sauce."}, {"start": 21008.78, "end": 21010.78, "text": " So it always tastes like the sauce."}, {"start": 21010.78, "end": 21012.78, "text": " I disagree, bro."}, {"start": 21016.78, "end": 21018.78, "text": " Only twerks get tacos from S'Polay."}, {"start": 21018.78, "end": 21020.78, "text": " Flair, shut the fuck up, kid."}, {"start": 21020.78, "end": 21022.78, "text": " Dude, you know what you need to do?"}, {"start": 21022.78, "end": 21024.78, "text": " Challenge Bliv right now to a 1v1."}, {"start": 21024.78, "end": 21027.78, "text": " He's only allowed using his fists and you're allowed using a pistol."}, {"start": 21028.78, "end": 21030.78, "text": " That's not... that's not valid."}, {"start": 21030.78, "end": 21032.78, "text": " So?"}, {"start": 21032.78, "end": 21034.78, "text": " Don't test. Lock me in, buddy. Okay?"}, {"start": 21034.78, "end": 21036.78, "text": " I don't want to distract you, man. You gotta think about it."}, {"start": 21036.78, "end": 21040.78, "text": " So I'm going to play on the bar cub here."}, {"start": 21040.78, "end": 21046.78, "text": " Your clear timing is still going down."}, {"start": 21046.78, "end": 21051.78, "text": " So I'm just going to smite that in case she comes in and then I'll see if I can look on the double cub."}, {"start": 21051.78, "end": 21054.78, "text": " So as I walk through I'm just queuing the minions so I can keep my Q sox."}, {"start": 21054.78, "end": 21064.78, "text": " Then we're going to use our E to run over here faster."}, {"start": 21064.78, "end": 21066.78, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 21070.32, "end": 21072.32, "text": " Are you fucking kidding me?"}, {"start": 21079.5, "end": 21081.5, "text": " Dude what the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 21084.8, "end": 21086.8, "text": " Okay, Jinxie I have bad news"}, {"start": 21087.579999999998, "end": 21089.26, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 21089.26, "end": 21094.14, "text": " If I told you there's an issue and for some reason I can't get any fucking McDonald's right now"}, {"start": 21094.78, "end": 21098.78, "text": " Well, it's fine. You shouldn't need to do a challenger anyway."}, {"start": 21098.78, "end": 21101.78, "text": " Yeah, but dude, I need the McDonald's, bro."}, {"start": 21103.78, "end": 21107.78, "text": " What does Doublelift say? Wow, you sold over the game?"}, {"start": 21107.78, "end": 21111.78, "text": " I sang to the support because I guess the support might grief there or something."}, {"start": 21111.78, "end": 21122.699999999997, "text": " I think it's that the support by Pride won for like a bad fight for no reason, I don't"}, {"start": 21122.699999999997, "end": 21124.699999999997, "text": " know if it's because of that it's just like I'm a bad."}, {"start": 21124.699999999997, "end": 21127.94, "text": " Okay, I'm going to remember to ask you questions, so what's your next plan?"}, {"start": 21127.94, "end": 21131.78, "text": " So the next plan is we're going to look on the Volvos and we're going to play on the"}, {"start": 21131.78, "end": 21132.78, "text": " Doctors."}, {"start": 21132.78, "end": 21138.78, "text": " Okay, and like how do you feel about their team comp versus Heckelon?"}, {"start": 21138.78, "end": 21144.34, "text": " I promise that they have a couple of broken infinite scalers, but the thing about Ambesa"}, {"start": 21144.34, "end": 21148.379999999997, "text": " is that she's not a jungler that's that strong like super early, so if I can just get one"}, {"start": 21148.379999999997, "end": 21151.539999999997, "text": " good fight then I'll be able to just complete some of this entire game."}, {"start": 21151.539999999997, "end": 21155.539999999997, "text": " So if you just get ahead early, you think it'll be fine?"}, {"start": 21155.539999999997, "end": 21156.539999999997, "text": " Yeah, exactly, yeah."}, {"start": 21156.539999999997, "end": 21159.539999999997, "text": " So that's alright, but what we're going to do here is we're just going to play on the"}, {"start": 21159.539999999997, "end": 21160.539999999997, "text": " wrappers."}, {"start": 21160.539999999997, "end": 21163.539999999997, "text": " I don't have the wrappers, we're going to look on the Kroggs and then we'll see if we"}, {"start": 21163.54, "end": 21172.54, "text": " So I'm not going to do my Krugs here because the thing is I'll look at all the other push-ups."}, {"start": 21172.54, "end": 21175.54, "text": " But no, the enemy bot backs off so now we can commit frag."}, {"start": 21175.54, "end": 21176.54, "text": " So that's why I like-"}, {"start": 21176.54, "end": 21179.54, "text": " So if you push up like that, it's good to leave your Krugs behind."}, {"start": 21179.54, "end": 21183.54, "text": " Yeah, like if they would have liked her though, because it would have just been a free kill, right?"}, {"start": 21183.54, "end": 21185.54, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21185.54, "end": 21187.54, "text": " That makes sense, man."}, {"start": 21187.54, "end": 21190.54, "text": " So, a lot of what you do is reacting on the fly."}, {"start": 21190.54, "end": 21197.54, "text": " Yes, that's how you become a good jungler, it's just about being able to instantly react to the shit that goes on in your game."}, {"start": 21202.54, "end": 21204.54, "text": " I'm probably even dead in the Vlad now."}, {"start": 21209.54, "end": 21212.54, "text": " He's probably going to flash for me. No, he's not going to flash for me."}, {"start": 21212.54, "end": 21217.54, "text": " That's the only issue, so there's only for me to get out of the second and commit double sums."}, {"start": 21217.54, "end": 21222.02, "text": " double sums but there is good news okay so good news here is that the enemy"}, {"start": 21222.02, "end": 21225.02, "text": " ambush is gonna be recalling we know she's gonna go for the top crab so if I"}, {"start": 21225.02, "end": 21227.38, "text": " just run straight there I'm gonna have a smite up I can out smite her on the"}, {"start": 21227.38, "end": 21230.22, "text": " crab and then maybe win"}, {"start": 21234.02, "end": 21239.38, "text": " that's smart you're gonna speeder to the smite yep so now what we do is we're"}, {"start": 21239.38, "end": 21243.18, "text": " there just like running care right and then afterwards we're gonna like out"}, {"start": 21243.18, "end": 21246.86, "text": " smite her on this now since my blue is up I know that her red is probably up"}, {"start": 21246.86, "end": 21250.86, "text": " right so means that she's gonna be refolk her tops about so I could have even"}, {"start": 21250.86, "end": 21255.5, "text": " maybe look for like a topside and beta on her right here"}, {"start": 21256.86, "end": 21262.18, "text": " hey Jinxie I need to tell you something fucked up yeah but what's up man"}, {"start": 21262.18, "end": 21266.58, "text": " bro I'm not king when I say I'm very multitasking ordering the McDonald's order"}, {"start": 21266.58, "end": 21272.9, "text": " as we clear me how you need to be focused in the game yeah but Jinxie I'm just"}, {"start": 21272.9, "end": 21277.9, "text": " just trust me, just trust me on this"}, {"start": 21277.9, "end": 21279.24, "text": " what's your next plan?"}, {"start": 21279.24, "end": 21283.2, "text": " so now the next plan is we're just going to play for the top to bot folklare here"}, {"start": 21283.2, "end": 21284.100000000002, "text": " right?"}, {"start": 21284.100000000002, "end": 21288.4, "text": " uh... and then after we finish the top to bot folklare we're going to look on the"}, {"start": 21288.4, "end": 21290.56, "text": " uh... on the fucking uh..."}, {"start": 21290.56, "end": 21295.56, "text": " the dragon"}, {"start": 21295.56, "end": 21300.84, "text": " so now what we do is we play for gromp into wolves and after gromp wolves we're going to look on the"}, {"start": 21300.84, "end": 21301.84, "text": " on the rest of it too."}, {"start": 21301.84, "end": 21302.84, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 21302.84, "end": 21307.84, "text": " So how do we just play for this shit?"}, {"start": 21307.84, "end": 21308.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 21308.84, "end": 21313.84, "text": " Sometimes kills will look easy, but then we'll just have so many different ways to knock"}, {"start": 21313.84, "end": 21315.84, "text": " you back and stun you and get away."}, {"start": 21315.84, "end": 21316.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21316.84, "end": 21317.84, "text": " That's why it's like-"}, {"start": 21317.84, "end": 21318.84, "text": " Does this actually help each other a lot?"}, {"start": 21318.84, "end": 21319.84, "text": " Like high-ranked?"}, {"start": 21319.84, "end": 21320.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21320.84, "end": 21325.48, "text": " But the thing is like they help each other, it's because like most of the time people"}, {"start": 21325.48, "end": 21330.56, "text": " are gonna like make a play depending on like what their team will be able to do, right?"}, {"start": 21330.56, "end": 21336.56, "text": " So it's like, you have to know what's going on with your team in order for you to be able to actually do stuff."}, {"start": 21336.56, "end": 21338.56, "text": " Yeah, yeah, that makes sense."}, {"start": 21339.56, "end": 21342.56, "text": " So that's why it's not even just about... oh, that's fun."}, {"start": 21345.56, "end": 21346.56, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 21348.56, "end": 21351.56, "text": " I just instantly ulted it because if I don't instantly ult there I die."}, {"start": 21351.56, "end": 21355.56, "text": " So now I'm gonna have to concede the dragon here because there's someone that can fight it."}, {"start": 21355.56, "end": 21358.56, "text": " But I can trade the dragon for the grub so I'm just gonna recall and run there instantly."}, {"start": 21358.56, "end": 21363.06, "text": " Where you actually have so much aura from getting out of that. Oh my god."}, {"start": 21363.06, "end": 21365.56, "text": " Yeah, we're probably gonna be chilling now."}, {"start": 21365.56, "end": 21370.56, "text": " Bro, they just like, three minutes. How did you get out of that? What?"}, {"start": 21370.56, "end": 21374.06, "text": " Because Hygrimself makes them unstoppable, so it means that even if they sit there,"}, {"start": 21374.06, "end": 21376.06, "text": " and even if they're like, all ending us,"}, {"start": 21376.06, "end": 21379.06, "text": " it doesn't matter because we're still able to just like auto win."}, {"start": 21382.56, "end": 21385.06, "text": " Okay, so now we do this, we just found this, and let me show you again."}, {"start": 21388.56, "end": 21400.760000000002, "text": " I said they were gonna go the dragon and then like they didn't go for the dragon"}, {"start": 21400.760000000002, "end": 21408.4, "text": " yeah yeah so that's just like the unfortunate thing it's like that if they would have like"}, {"start": 21408.4, "end": 21413.38, "text": " actually went for the dragon could have got some trade to fuck jing see"}, {"start": 21416.82, "end": 21422.300000000003, "text": " Jin see yeah, I need to sit here and I need to finish the fucking McDonald's order bro"}, {"start": 21426.82, "end": 21428.82, "text": " Jin see"}, {"start": 21430.420000000002, "end": 21432.54, "text": " Okay, what are you gonna get for McDonald's?"}, {"start": 21434.06, "end": 21437.16, "text": " I make double with fries. Okay, look watch this"}, {"start": 21438.4, "end": 21444.74, "text": " So now if we run behind her and then we E her towards our team so she can't run away."}, {"start": 21444.74, "end": 21446.74, "text": " Woah that was smart!"}, {"start": 21446.74, "end": 21447.74, "text": " And now we look on the crowd."}, {"start": 21447.74, "end": 21448.74, "text": " Bro that was smart!"}, {"start": 21448.74, "end": 21453.440000000002, "text": " That's how you have to play Hecarim because you need to use your ES and knock back right?"}, {"start": 21453.440000000002, "end": 21458.760000000002, "text": " So you knock them back into your teammates."}, {"start": 21458.760000000002, "end": 21467.16, "text": " So now I have my team here so I actually want to look for this."}, {"start": 21467.16, "end": 21469.16, "text": " How did you do that though?"}, {"start": 21469.16, "end": 21471.16, "text": " Wait, can I say?"}, {"start": 21475.16, "end": 21477.16, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 21477.16, "end": 21479.16, "text": " FUUUUCK! It's fine."}, {"start": 21479.16, "end": 21481.16, "text": " That still wasn't that bad though. That was not that bad!"}, {"start": 21481.16, "end": 21483.16, "text": " No, it's actually decent."}, {"start": 21483.16, "end": 21485.16, "text": " That was not that bad! No, no, no."}, {"start": 21485.16, "end": 21490.16, "text": " Because like now what we can do is we can literally just play for the uh, for the pickaxe."}, {"start": 21490.16, "end": 21493.16, "text": " And then now on my respawn I can just go top to bot folk here."}, {"start": 21493.16, "end": 21496.16, "text": " And then by the time we get balling there might be a chance we could actually look for the dragon too."}, {"start": 21497.16, "end": 21504.8, "text": " Okay, Jinxie, I have good news, are you ready to share it?"}, {"start": 21504.8, "end": 21506.6, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 21506.6, "end": 21507.84, "text": " Wait?"}, {"start": 21507.84, "end": 21511.28, "text": " Wait for it?"}, {"start": 21511.28, "end": 21512.28, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 21512.28, "end": 21513.28, "text": " Did you order?"}, {"start": 21513.28, "end": 21515.88, "text": " Yep, I think it's about to be done."}, {"start": 21515.88, "end": 21516.88, "text": " Please go on."}, {"start": 21516.88, "end": 21517.88, "text": " How do you order and play?"}, {"start": 21517.88, "end": 21518.88, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 21518.88, "end": 21519.88, "text": " Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 21519.88, "end": 21523.68, "text": " Uh, because the thing is I'm good at multitasking, because when I was younger I used to jerk"}, {"start": 21523.68, "end": 21525.24, "text": " off while I'd play League."}, {"start": 21525.24, "end": 21529.24, "text": " As a result, I got really really good at being able to do two things at once."}, {"start": 21531.24, "end": 21534.24, "text": " How do you jerk off and play me when you recall and die?"}, {"start": 21534.24, "end": 21538.24, "text": " No, because the thing is that I would just clear my jungle with one hand."}, {"start": 21539.24, "end": 21542.24, "text": " So I got really really good at clearing jungle camps with only one hand."}, {"start": 21543.24, "end": 21545.24, "text": " That's actually smart as fuck."}, {"start": 21548.24, "end": 21550.24, "text": " So now look, the enemy ambassador backs off."}, {"start": 21551.24, "end": 21554.24, "text": " So I'm gonna have to ping my team because there's a good chance she goes bot in here."}, {"start": 21555.24, "end": 21561.24, "text": " So we're gonna walk towards the ball and in case she walks in, cause we know, but my team doesn't listen."}, {"start": 21566.24, "end": 21567.24, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 21568.24, "end": 21575.24, "text": " So that's the problem with like three is that sometimes you're gonna sit there and do pings, but like when you do the pings, nobody listens to the pings."}, {"start": 21575.24, "end": 21580.24, "text": " You know what I mean? So then it's like the play that, yeah like the play that you know is gonna happen."}, {"start": 21580.24, "end": 21582.24, "text": " You think he muted your pings?"}, {"start": 21582.24, "end": 21584.24, "text": " No, I think he's just retarded."}, {"start": 21585.24, "end": 21586.24, "text": " Unfortunately."}, {"start": 21586.24, "end": 21591.24, "text": " I feel like this dragon's been here for 20 minutes."}, {"start": 21591.24, "end": 21595.480000000003, "text": " Yeah, but the problem is that like, nobody, like neither team can really look for the"}, {"start": 21595.480000000003, "end": 21598.440000000002, "text": " dragon because if you do then it's just gonna get a collapse on."}, {"start": 21598.440000000002, "end": 21601.4, "text": " Like here for example if you go for this we can try it, but the only reason why we can"}, {"start": 21601.4, "end": 21606.24, "text": " try it here is because the enemy mid laner is low and my bot's coming out a bit."}, {"start": 21606.24, "end": 21608.24, "text": " I'm serious"}, {"start": 21614.4, "end": 21617.08, "text": " Okay, so now we're just in our team to go on on this nice"}, {"start": 21617.640000000003, "end": 21620.84, "text": " I don't know we come back. Oh good. Yep. No. Yeah, she's my thought there"}, {"start": 21620.920000000002, "end": 21625.0, "text": " So now we can just get the the dragon and then afterwards will back up. We'll get the"}, {"start": 21626.280000000002, "end": 21631.56, "text": " Nice double left, but that looks to be the plan one lot thousand"}, {"start": 21632.320000000003, "end": 21634.920000000002, "text": " My jinx is a walla or is it ball off?"}, {"start": 21636.24, "end": 21638.24, "text": " Well, I'm Lutas that is bot lane, he's crying."}, {"start": 21641.24, "end": 21643.24, "text": " He's bot lane, everyone's saying."}, {"start": 21644.24, "end": 21646.24, "text": " Bro, it is some of the fucking bot lane."}, {"start": 21646.24, "end": 21647.24, "text": " Bro, nothing is so clutched!"}, {"start": 21647.24, "end": 21648.24, "text": " I'm gonna check on my Togos right there."}, {"start": 21648.24, "end": 21650.24, "text": " Alright, get your Togos, bro."}, {"start": 21651.24, "end": 21653.24, "text": " I'm just gonna check out of them, let it go here again."}, {"start": 21656.24, "end": 21657.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21657.24, "end": 21659.24, "text": " I remember a challenger is yours tonight!"}, {"start": 21660.24, "end": 21662.24, "text": " Bro, we're actually getting the fuck done."}, {"start": 21662.24, "end": 21665.24, "text": " Okay, so now what's gonna happen is we're gonna look on the Talks About Folk there"}, {"start": 21665.24, "end": 21667.24, "text": " and I'll see if we can maybe look on the crab as well."}, {"start": 21669.24, "end": 21672.24, "text": " I could actually get a reset soon for my endless hunger."}, {"start": 21672.24, "end": 21675.24, "text": " Because I have enough gold for it, but we're gonna have to see."}, {"start": 21681.24, "end": 21683.24, "text": " Jinx, do you have good news? Do you want to hear it?"}, {"start": 21683.24, "end": 21685.24, "text": " Yeah, what's up, bro?"}, {"start": 21685.24, "end": 21688.24, "text": " We got the first dragon, so it means that no matter what, we sell the game by 5 minutes."}, {"start": 21688.24, "end": 21691.24, "text": " Because most of the time, teams never end until they get like dragon sold."}, {"start": 21691.24, "end": 21694.24, "text": " So if you get dragon, it's like you get 5 minutes of extra scaling."}, {"start": 21695.24, "end": 21697.24, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 21697.24, "end": 21704.24, "text": " This Ambeasa needs to fucking put a bullet in his brain while his brains watch."}, {"start": 21704.24, "end": 21706.24, "text": " Endgame."}, {"start": 21706.24, "end": 21711.24, "text": " Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the red buff and then after"}, {"start": 21711.24, "end": 21713.24, "text": " red we're going to see if we can look on the Krugs here."}, {"start": 21713.24, "end": 21715.24, "text": " Bro, you're scary when you play."}, {"start": 21715.24, "end": 21717.24, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 21717.24, "end": 21720.24, "text": " Can you even hear yourself or do you not even know that?"}, {"start": 21720.24, "end": 21722.24, "text": " Where would I say?"}, {"start": 21722.24, "end": 21724.24, "text": " You're cute."}, {"start": 21724.24, "end": 21727.24, "text": " Wait, did I say something bad?"}, {"start": 21727.24, "end": 21729.24, "text": " I just said I'm going to full clear the most cards, no?"}, {"start": 21729.24, "end": 21731.24, "text": " Yes, you're pretty good."}, {"start": 21731.24, "end": 21734.24, "text": " So, why'd you say that's scary? Like, is full clearing scary?"}, {"start": 21735.24, "end": 21737.24, "text": " No, nothing, sir."}, {"start": 21737.24, "end": 21742.24, "text": " Alright, so now we're going to do this, we're going to get our endless under, and then we're going to start building towards our next side, let me see."}, {"start": 21746.24, "end": 21750.24, "text": " So you see how that held this far in 15 seconds? That's going to be our next play."}, {"start": 21750.24, "end": 21753.24, "text": " So I'm going to try to do yours, I'm going to try to ping my support to roam."}, {"start": 21753.24, "end": 21756.84, "text": " yeah so what's your plan here you're gonna get your help"}, {"start": 21756.84, "end": 21760.600000000002, "text": " yep so we're just gonna ping on top of them remember your team are your slaves"}, {"start": 21760.600000000002, "end": 21765.56, "text": " but you give them orders in order for them to function it's like Sims"}, {"start": 21765.56, "end": 21770.52, "text": " okay write that down Jinx write it down"}, {"start": 21772.120000000003, "end": 21776.320000000003, "text": " I guess like now we see that I'm best as far right so we do is wait I got my no"}, {"start": 21776.320000000003, "end": 21779.280000000002, "text": " bad one sec I'm getting in here"}, {"start": 21783.24, "end": 21789.7, "text": " I'm not going anywhere to your childhood you have my word okay"}, {"start": 21789.7, "end": 21793.88, "text": " I will not go anywhere to your challenge but let's try not to be here all fucking night"}, {"start": 21793.88, "end": 21800.420000000002, "text": " bro let's fucking get this shit done okay so nobody's coming here so we have to back"}, {"start": 21800.420000000002, "end": 21812.920000000002, "text": " off and now that vibe back soft we're gonna walk back in okay are you kidding so this"}, {"start": 21812.920000000002, "end": 21813.920000000002, "text": " This is so retarded."}, {"start": 21813.920000000002, "end": 21819.920000000002, "text": " So doggie, you don't know, it's nice."}, {"start": 21819.920000000002, "end": 21821.920000000002, "text": " Like that, dude."}, {"start": 21821.920000000002, "end": 21825.920000000002, "text": " So wait, Dante, why is the Ambesa cringe?"}, {"start": 21825.920000000002, "end": 21829.920000000002, "text": " Well, the Ambesa cringe was you permanent invading me, and the Vlad is cringe because"}, {"start": 21829.920000000002, "end": 21830.920000000002, "text": " he's permanent roaming."}, {"start": 21830.920000000002, "end": 21835.72, "text": " It's like, okay, think of it this way, think of it this way."}, {"start": 21835.72, "end": 21839.920000000002, "text": " As I can imagine, you're doing an arm wrestling competition, but the guy that you're arm"}, {"start": 21839.920000000002, "end": 21842.760000000002, "text": " wrestling against is getting his dick sucked by his best friend."}, {"start": 21842.760000000002, "end": 21846.120000000003, "text": " So that is best fun, I can like give him more testosterone so he beats you"}, {"start": 21846.120000000003, "end": 21848.120000000003, "text": " Let's see what it's like with the two of these people"}, {"start": 21848.120000000003, "end": 21851.24, "text": " Like they're just sitting there and sucking each other's dick for like test boost"}, {"start": 21851.24, "end": 21853.24, "text": " I was like dude, like I don't wanna"}, {"start": 21853.24, "end": 21855.74, "text": " I don't wanna have to fucking like play against the shit, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 21855.74, "end": 21858.74, "text": " Wait, getting your leaner stuff hires your testa-"}, {"start": 21858.74, "end": 21860.74, "text": " Oh, you, you, you, yes!"}, {"start": 21862.24, "end": 21863.74, "text": " Oh, of course he has a fucking W"}, {"start": 21863.74, "end": 21865.74, "text": " Okay, so I just like off"}, {"start": 21865.74, "end": 21867.74, "text": " Uh, yeah, it does, it does"}, {"start": 21869.74, "end": 21872.24, "text": " So that's how a lot of professional bodybuilders do"}, {"start": 21872.24, "end": 21875.52, "text": " is they actually get their wieners sucked while they work out"}, {"start": 21875.52, "end": 21878.24, "text": " so they can have to slosh and boost in the gym"}, {"start": 21878.24, "end": 21880.960000000003, "text": " and then they get like PR world records"}, {"start": 21880.960000000003, "end": 21882.640000000003, "text": " I never even knew that"}, {"start": 21882.640000000003, "end": 21884.56, "text": " That's why most of the shit talking to you"}, {"start": 21884.56, "end": 21885.600000000002, "text": " Yeah, but that's the reason why"}, {"start": 21885.600000000002, "end": 21888.56, "text": " so Jinx, a lot of the time what you're gonna see is professional deadlifters"}, {"start": 21888.56, "end": 21890.08, "text": " when they set world records"}, {"start": 21890.08, "end": 21893.04, "text": " they're actually on top of a stage that has a hole in the middle"}, {"start": 21893.04, "end": 21895.04, "text": " that way the person sucking their dick can do it"}, {"start": 21895.04, "end": 21897.68, "text": " while they're going like down and up, does that make sense?"}, {"start": 21897.68, "end": 21899.280000000002, "text": " It's like Houdini"}, {"start": 21899.28, "end": 21901.28, "text": " Okay, I"}, {"start": 21902.92, "end": 21906.96, "text": " Feel like this game was looking bad, but I think it's looking better now. I agree"}, {"start": 21910.559999999998, "end": 21912.559999999998, "text": " Okay, so now look"}, {"start": 21913.879999999997, "end": 21917.239999999998, "text": " Now we're gonna look on this so I'm gonna try to like bait out their abilities"}, {"start": 21918.52, "end": 21920.199999999997, "text": " They don't use any"}, {"start": 21920.199999999997, "end": 21923.76, "text": " And then I would just get herald head so now instead of going for the turret"}, {"start": 21923.76, "end": 21926.039999999997, "text": " We're gonna just found the dragon. We don't want to plan turret here"}, {"start": 21926.04, "end": 21934.600000000002, "text": " got it nice bro what you got to watch out though the coming I think you're coming"}, {"start": 21964.600000000002, "end": 21967.600000000002, "text": " Um, how do you talk those down?"}, {"start": 21968.600000000002, "end": 21972.600000000002, "text": " After you get chatted, I think you should take a little, like, one or two day break."}, {"start": 21973.600000000002, "end": 21975.600000000002, "text": " Wait, why?"}, {"start": 21976.600000000002, "end": 21979.600000000002, "text": " Okay, Dantez, I want you to be directly honest with me."}, {"start": 21979.600000000002, "end": 21980.600000000002, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 21980.600000000002, "end": 21983.600000000002, "text": " Did you start stroking your wiener after that?"}, {"start": 21984.600000000002, "end": 21986.600000000002, "text": " I didn't have to."}, {"start": 21987.600000000002, "end": 21989.600000000002, "text": " It was already hard?"}, {"start": 21989.600000000002, "end": 21990.600000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 21990.600000000002, "end": 21992.72, "text": " Because what I do drinks is why I play league."}, {"start": 21992.72, "end": 21994.280000000002, "text": " So do you shave your legs?"}, {"start": 21994.280000000002, "end": 21995.72, "text": " No, I've never."}, {"start": 21995.72, "end": 21997.800000000003, "text": " I shave my balls and that's it."}, {"start": 21997.800000000003, "end": 21999.88, "text": " Okay, so the reason why you want to shave your legs-"}, {"start": 21999.88, "end": 22000.88, "text": " And my face."}, {"start": 22000.88, "end": 22003.24, "text": " Okay, okay, so hear me out, okay?"}, {"start": 22003.24, "end": 22007.52, "text": " The reason why every man has to shave their legs at least once in their life is because"}, {"start": 22007.52, "end": 22010.440000000002, "text": " when you shave them, it feels like a woman's legs."}, {"start": 22010.440000000002, "end": 22014.800000000003, "text": " So what you can actually do is you put your penis in between your legs while you're sitting"}, {"start": 22014.800000000003, "end": 22017.88, "text": " there and you're having your legs shaved and you can literally like jerk yourself off"}, {"start": 22017.88, "end": 22022.08, "text": " with your own thighs, but it feels like a woman's doing it because they're soft and supple."}, {"start": 22022.08, "end": 22024.08, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 22024.08, "end": 22026.08, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 22026.08, "end": 22033.08, "text": " Do you want razor recommendations?"}, {"start": 22033.08, "end": 22035.08, "text": " Um, no."}, {"start": 22035.08, "end": 22041.48, "text": " Yo, no, I think I'm just going to keep my legs how they are, but you do you."}, {"start": 22041.48, "end": 22042.48, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 22042.48, "end": 22043.48, "text": " Are you sure?"}, {"start": 22043.48, "end": 22044.48, "text": " Like you need to try at least once."}, {"start": 22044.48, "end": 22054.48, "text": " it's like a rite of passage"}, {"start": 22054.48, "end": 22058.48, "text": " let me check on my tacos"}, {"start": 22058.48, "end": 22060.48, "text": " i guess now we're going to look on the ball"}, {"start": 22060.48, "end": 22063.48, "text": " tacos in five minutes yes"}, {"start": 22063.48, "end": 22066.079999999998, "text": " wait jane see what would you do if you get your tacos but it's like they're the"}, {"start": 22066.079999999998, "end": 22068.12, "text": " wrong tacos"}, {"start": 22068.12, "end": 22070.32, "text": " i would still just eat them"}, {"start": 22070.32, "end": 22073.36, "text": " i wouldn't really care"}, {"start": 22073.36, "end": 22080.36, "text": " case you see this out there never going to be bad"}, {"start": 22082.940000000002, "end": 22086.34, "text": " this and that's what i think i fucking hate this kid"}, {"start": 22086.34, "end": 22088.260000000002, "text": " by the fucking"}, {"start": 22088.260000000002, "end": 22091.4, "text": " maybe it's parents hate him and that's why he plays like this"}, {"start": 22091.4, "end": 22092.66, "text": " sure yes"}, {"start": 22092.66, "end": 22093.78, "text": " yes"}, {"start": 22093.78, "end": 22096.260000000002, "text": " we didn't see how do you think about one"}, {"start": 22096.260000000002, "end": 22098.02, "text": " i just learned from you bro"}, {"start": 22098.02, "end": 22100.52, "text": " No, dude, that was actually really good."}, {"start": 22100.52, "end": 22101.74, "text": " That was actually really good."}, {"start": 22101.74, "end": 22104.24, "text": " And slain."}, {"start": 22104.24, "end": 22105.22, "text": " Oh, ally slain."}, {"start": 22105.22, "end": 22107.18, "text": " It's not good."}, {"start": 22107.18, "end": 22108.78, "text": " Yeah, but it's fine, because now we're going to do."}, {"start": 22108.78, "end": 22109.38, "text": " What's your plan now?"}, {"start": 22109.38, "end": 22110.58, "text": " I need to ask you more questions."}, {"start": 22110.58, "end": 22113.18, "text": " You play good when you're coaching."}, {"start": 22113.18, "end": 22115.18, "text": " Wait, should I coach myself then?"}, {"start": 22115.18, "end": 22116.66, "text": " I think you should coach yourself."}, {"start": 22116.66, "end": 22117.3, "text": " I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 22117.3, "end": 22117.94, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 22117.94, "end": 22120.06, "text": " All right, so Dante, so you're going to want to back off here,"}, {"start": 22120.06, "end": 22121.46, "text": " and I'll look for re-engage."}, {"start": 22121.46, "end": 22123.14, "text": " Now, if you can find re-engage on a bus,"}, {"start": 22123.14, "end": 22123.66, "text": " it's going to be good."}, {"start": 22123.66, "end": 22123.98, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 22123.98, "end": 22125.86, "text": " You got the Orioles use ghost."}, {"start": 22125.86, "end": 22127.58, "text": " OK, just try to look for Chase."}, {"start": 22127.58, "end": 22130.86, "text": " dodge all the abilities, good. Now what you can do is you can walk up to the enemy"}, {"start": 22130.86, "end": 22134.54, "text": " mic show. So enemy wrappers are coming up in like seven seconds, so what I want you"}, {"start": 22134.54, "end": 22137.140000000003, "text": " to do is I want to just play on the wrappers here. They'll open like four"}, {"start": 22137.140000000003, "end": 22140.940000000002, "text": " seconds. Okay, but what should I do after the wrappers though? So after the wrappers"}, {"start": 22140.940000000002, "end": 22143.74, "text": " what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the top to bottom full clear because"}, {"start": 22143.74, "end": 22146.58, "text": " lorry camps are respawning, and I want you to pay attention to map what timers"}, {"start": 22146.58, "end": 22149.820000000003, "text": " you see. Minut 50 on dragon, okay good. So what you're gonna do is you're gonna play"}, {"start": 22149.820000000003, "end": 22152.780000000002, "text": " for the top to bottom full clear here. After the top to bottom full clear you're gonna"}, {"start": 22152.780000000002, "end": 22156.02, "text": " want to reset because dragon won't be up. And then after you're gonna buy and then"}, {"start": 22156.02, "end": 22160.86, "text": " you're going to look for a dragon out of base. So how you're going to do is you're going to look for like hovering mid for place"}, {"start": 22160.86, "end": 22165.260000000002, "text": " and then after that you should be good. So now I want you to drone see what's going on the map see if there's like a"}, {"start": 22165.260000000002, "end": 22168.18, "text": " better play for you to make besides full clearing. Do you see anything?"}, {"start": 22168.7, "end": 22173.600000000002, "text": " No, I don't. Okay, so what you're gonna do now is you're gonna just play for the the rafters, okay?"}, {"start": 22174.86, "end": 22178.46, "text": " Crugs up in like 12 seconds. So if you're to run to your crugs right now"}, {"start": 22178.46, "end": 22181.9, "text": " they'd actually be on cooldown, but it looks like your Orianna is making an aggressive play."}, {"start": 22181.9, "end": 22185.920000000002, "text": " So try to like meet her up there, use your sweeper, get rid of any vision."}, {"start": 22186.02, "end": 22188.74, "text": " and then see if this blue is up. It's not, so now recall."}, {"start": 22188.74, "end": 22191.22, "text": " So now we're going to do something. I'm going to want to keep your Krugs alive,"}, {"start": 22191.22, "end": 22193.14, "text": " so now we can get three Q-Socks off the Krugs,"}, {"start": 22193.14, "end": 22196.18, "text": " and then afterwards you can probably look on the dragon like one minute."}, {"start": 22196.18, "end": 22198.420000000002, "text": " So you're going to get the Black Cleaver now, that's good,"}, {"start": 22198.420000000002, "end": 22200.420000000002, "text": " and then I'm going to build Shoujin inside of Maninium,"}, {"start": 22200.420000000002, "end": 22202.18, "text": " because the thing is that your team is fed,"}, {"start": 22202.18, "end": 22204.98, "text": " so you can actually act as a frontliner rather than being a carry."}, {"start": 22204.98, "end": 22207.3, "text": " So after this, what I'm going to want to do,"}, {"start": 22207.3, "end": 22208.74, "text": " is you're going to look for the Krugs,"}, {"start": 22208.74, "end": 22210.82, "text": " and after Krugs, I want to play on the blue."}, {"start": 22210.82, "end": 22213.54, "text": " Okay, but dragon's up in 40, how should I prep that?"}, {"start": 22213.54, "end": 22215.94, "text": " So what you're going to do is you're going to have to look for a pick, okay?"}, {"start": 22215.94, "end": 22219.1, "text": " So the way that you're going to find a pick is you're going to have to look through mid or through bot."}, {"start": 22219.1, "end": 22221.1, "text": " Okay, so we can try that then."}, {"start": 22221.1, "end": 22224.539999999997, "text": " Yeah, so also, look at the other timers. What other timers you see?"}, {"start": 22224.539999999997, "end": 22230.059999999998, "text": " Well, Baron's already up and Skell's up in 45, but Skell comes after Dragon. Exactly."}, {"start": 22230.059999999998, "end": 22232.66, "text": " So how you're going to do this is you're going to look for Dragon for a Suncrab."}, {"start": 22232.66, "end": 22236.859999999997, "text": " So now look for a play here. Don't play too far in. You're still waiting for your team."}, {"start": 22236.859999999997, "end": 22241.46, "text": " So you don't want to engage. You just want to allow your team to get in position, and then once they're there, you're good."}, {"start": 22241.46, "end": 22244.46, "text": " So I can walk up, get a few stacks off the Orn."}, {"start": 22245.94, "end": 22247.94, "text": " Okay, now just focus, Sambasa."}, {"start": 22248.68, "end": 22249.18, "text": " Alt 10."}, {"start": 22253.32, "end": 22254.44, "text": " Okay, that was horrible."}, {"start": 22254.94, "end": 22257.739999999998, "text": " You should keep coaching yourself though, I think. You play better like that."}, {"start": 22259.34, "end": 22261.34, "text": " Double left, double left, double left!"}, {"start": 22261.539999999997, "end": 22262.739999999998, "text": " Nope, he missed every shot."}, {"start": 22263.039999999997, "end": 22263.739999999998, "text": " FUCK!"}, {"start": 22264.539999999997, "end": 22265.84, "text": " Wait, he's not done yet."}, {"start": 22265.84, "end": 22268.539999999997, "text": " YES! She got pulled in by Ditty!"}, {"start": 22271.44, "end": 22273.039999999997, "text": " Bro, but I thought you did good with that."}, {"start": 22273.039999999997, "end": 22274.039999999997, "text": " That was cool."}, {"start": 22274.04, "end": 22276.440000000002, "text": " Bro, that was really cool."}, {"start": 22276.440000000002, "end": 22281.280000000002, "text": " Yeah, but the reason why I went bad is because our retarded karma got caught."}, {"start": 22281.280000000002, "end": 22283.280000000002, "text": " So because the karma got caught it just fucked everything."}, {"start": 22283.280000000002, "end": 22287.280000000002, "text": " Oh, bro, shut the fuck up and coach yourself."}, {"start": 22287.280000000002, "end": 22289.16, "text": " You're the best player in the lobby."}, {"start": 22289.16, "end": 22292.64, "text": " Okay, coach Dantas, what could I have done differently there?"}, {"start": 22292.64, "end": 22296.52, "text": " So what you should have done there is you should have hired a magician from Egypt to"}, {"start": 22296.52, "end": 22300.120000000003, "text": " cast a curse on Karma's family to just like instantly execute him."}, {"start": 22300.120000000003, "end": 22301.920000000002, "text": " That way he doesn't walk up and in like that."}, {"start": 22301.920000000002, "end": 22305.36, "text": " Okay, but where can I even find these magicians? I can practice that kind of magic"}, {"start": 22305.36, "end": 22311.160000000003, "text": " So you can do is you can look on either the deep web or maybe even just click on random ads until venture your PC"}, {"start": 22311.160000000003, "end": 22316.280000000002, "text": " I have so many viruses that you get recommended some wonky shit, and then just follow the the rabbit hole"}, {"start": 22316.56, "end": 22321.52, "text": " Okay, so now what should I do? So now we're gonna do is you're gonna look for the blue and then look for the crab"}, {"start": 22321.52, "end": 22326.06, "text": " But what I want to do is I wanted to ask Jinxie now because he told you to ask the coach what's going on"}, {"start": 22326.06, "end": 22331.760000000002, "text": " Ask him if he's content with the coach's explanation. Okay, Jinxie are you contents with the coach's explanation?"}, {"start": 22331.760000000002, "end": 22333.760000000002, "text": " Uh, yes, yes."}, {"start": 22333.760000000002, "end": 22334.760000000002, "text": " Okay, he said he's content."}, {"start": 22334.760000000002, "end": 22335.760000000002, "text": " Okay, good."}, {"start": 22335.760000000002, "end": 22338.640000000003, "text": " So now what you're going to do is you're going to play on the top of the bot, and then afterwards"}, {"start": 22338.640000000003, "end": 22339.760000000002, "text": " I'm going to look on the baron."}, {"start": 22339.760000000002, "end": 22342.760000000002, "text": " Okay, but is the enemy team walking around baron?"}, {"start": 22342.760000000002, "end": 22344.760000000002, "text": " How the fuck am I supposed to know fucking retod?"}, {"start": 22344.760000000002, "end": 22345.760000000002, "text": " We have no vision."}, {"start": 22345.760000000002, "end": 22348.760000000002, "text": " So now you need to wait for your team to get vision for you."}, {"start": 22348.760000000002, "end": 22354.760000000002, "text": " So we see that Ornn is bot, so if you were to fight, worst case, it would be like 44."}, {"start": 22354.760000000002, "end": 22357.760000000002, "text": " But now Ornn is up here, so you don't want to fight this."}, {"start": 22357.760000000002, "end": 22359.760000000002, "text": " Now walk in and see if you can hop out of your gen."}, {"start": 22359.760000000002, "end": 22363.2, "text": " okay this is good this is good this is good but for the fight but for the fight"}, {"start": 22363.2, "end": 22369.320000000003, "text": " but for the fight Gary Q stocks off one don't use your ult though okay Q stock"}, {"start": 22369.320000000003, "end": 22375.640000000003, "text": " off wave Q stock off wave nice okay one more Q stock good look for another one"}, {"start": 22375.640000000003, "end": 22378.640000000003, "text": " and I'll bring them into your team"}, {"start": 22380.840000000004, "end": 22384.04, "text": " it's not what I'm gonna want to do so I'm gonna want to be a bit careful but we"}, {"start": 22384.04, "end": 22391.04, "text": " You can stop Vlad top so you can actually go for more here."}, {"start": 22392.16, "end": 22395.3, "text": " Okay, so now go for the dive. Perfect."}, {"start": 22395.3, "end": 22399.04, "text": " Now I want you to play for the turret and then after this you're just going to go for the Baron."}, {"start": 22399.04, "end": 22408.04, "text": " The Vlad is resetting me, no because he's not showing top anymore, so you're going to have to take advantage of that."}, {"start": 22408.04, "end": 22412.2, "text": " So now play on the band and then after the band you're gonna look for a recall and then you're gonna look for the red buff."}, {"start": 22414.8, "end": 22415.8, "text": " What's up, Jinxsy?"}, {"start": 22417.2, "end": 22422.2, "text": " Coach Dantes and Student Dantes, you are literally the best duo I've ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 22422.2, "end": 22423.88, "text": " Dude, I'm telling you."}, {"start": 22423.88, "end": 22429.04, "text": " It might be split personality disorder, but I swear when you started doing this, you started playing way better."}, {"start": 22429.04, "end": 22435.600000000002, "text": " Yeah, no, because the thing is that sometimes Jinxsy, sometimes Jinxsy, you need to listen to the smartest man in the room."}, {"start": 22435.600000000002, "end": 22439.600000000002, "text": " And if you're the smartest man in the room, it means you just got to talk to yourself. Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 22441.600000000002, "end": 22443.600000000002, "text": " Yes, I don't want to distract you too much."}, {"start": 22443.600000000002, "end": 22447.600000000002, "text": " Okay, so Dante, I don't want you to saw your tier and then buy Sheldon because you have a spike."}, {"start": 22447.600000000002, "end": 22450.600000000002, "text": " Now, out of base what you're going to do is you're going to try to play on mid bot."}, {"start": 22450.600000000002, "end": 22455.600000000002, "text": " So I'm going to ping your Urgot to go bot here because the thing is that the enemy team does have a good amount of wave clear."}, {"start": 22455.600000000002, "end": 22460.600000000002, "text": " So how we're going to counter that is we're going to play on two different lanes so that you can push two lanes at the same time"}, {"start": 22460.600000000002, "end": 22463.600000000002, "text": " and that way you're able to actually open up the enemy's base."}, {"start": 22463.600000000002, "end": 22467.88, "text": " So your job here where you're going to do is you're going to just hover in the"}, {"start": 22467.88, "end": 22470.960000000003, "text": " bot side jungle and then you're going to go wherever the fight shows up. If it's"}, {"start": 22470.960000000003, "end": 22475.08, "text": " mid you go mid, if it's bot you go bot. Now one is showing bot so what you're"}, {"start": 22475.08, "end": 22477.480000000003, "text": " going to do is you're going to walk up like this, good. They hit us flying"}, {"start": 22477.480000000003, "end": 22481.600000000002, "text": " orbs, so you know for a fact someone's in bot side. So when you look for them, okay,"}, {"start": 22481.600000000002, "end": 22485.24, "text": " nobody's here. Okay so if nobody's here the one you do is you just hover ergot and"}, {"start": 22485.24, "end": 22492.36, "text": " then you just play on the server. Okay I'll just play for this. They're not going to"}, {"start": 22492.36, "end": 22495.68, "text": " want to walk up too far because don't forget the VOD is still relatively strong."}, {"start": 22495.68, "end": 22500.0, "text": " So now I'm wanting to walk up, see if the Wolves are up for Q-Sacks or not, okay."}, {"start": 22500.0, "end": 22504.920000000002, "text": " So now look on the the Scuttle Crab here. I want to get Q-Sacks off the Scuttle"}, {"start": 22504.920000000002, "end": 22512.88, "text": " side, you can actually look on a bot play. Okay, nice finish this with Q to maintain"}, {"start": 22512.88, "end": 22519.88, "text": " stocks and look for a fight. Now you can get a big flying chair. Go for it, go for it,"}, {"start": 22522.0, "end": 22529.0, "text": " go for it. Okay, now back up. You're using up in one. Look for engage. Nice!"}, {"start": 22535.2, "end": 22540.2, "text": " Doublelift's just got a quadra kill. Doublelift's just got a quad! Doublelift's just got a quadra"}, {"start": 22540.2, "end": 22543.2, "text": " I think we actually won the game off that, Jamesy."}, {"start": 22543.2, "end": 22549.2, "text": " Okay, John-Tess, um, Coach John-Tess and, uh, Student John-Tess."}, {"start": 22549.2, "end": 22551.2, "text": " Yes. Yes."}, {"start": 22551.2, "end": 22557.2, "text": " Is it okay if I grab my tacos, guys?"}, {"start": 22557.2, "end": 22561.2, "text": " Uh, what do you think, Coach? I mean, he's not playing, so you could do it if he wants."}, {"start": 22561.2, "end": 22564.2, "text": " Okay, but we're giving him permission? Yeah, you can do it."}, {"start": 22564.2, "end": 22568.2, "text": " Okay, Jamesy, I think the coach is okay with you getting your tacos."}, {"start": 22568.2, "end": 22570.2, "text": " Okay, feedback, sorry."}, {"start": 22570.2, "end": 22572.2, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 22572.2, "end": 22576.2, "text": " Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to build more tank items."}, {"start": 22576.2, "end": 22578.2, "text": " So what we're going to do is we're going to build our Tunneler,"}, {"start": 22578.2, "end": 22580.2, "text": " and then afterwards we're going to look for the Soul,"}, {"start": 22580.2, "end": 22583.2, "text": " because the problem is that we weren't able to actually end the game there."}, {"start": 22587.2, "end": 22590.2, "text": " Okay, so now 15 seconds on Dragon,"}, {"start": 22590.2, "end": 22593.2, "text": " so what we're going to do here is we're just going to look for the Q-Socks,"}, {"start": 22593.2, "end": 22596.2, "text": " and then afterwards we're going to look on this."}, {"start": 22598.2, "end": 22610.2, "text": " Now, Dons, you're gonna have to wait for your team share, see if you can walk up, but don't"}, {"start": 22610.2, "end": 22611.600000000002, "text": " go for an engage."}, {"start": 22611.600000000002, "end": 22613.600000000002, "text": " You're just jerking them off here."}, {"start": 22613.600000000002, "end": 22620.600000000002, "text": " This is good. Keep your Q socks."}, {"start": 22634.2, "end": 22637.2, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 22637.2, "end": 22641.2, "text": " There we go. Push mid. Push mid on."}, {"start": 22643.600000000002, "end": 22646.24, "text": " Holy fuck, good shit, Dantas."}, {"start": 22646.24, "end": 22647.24, "text": " Bro, thank you."}, {"start": 22647.24, "end": 22650.88, "text": " Dude, I'm gonna be honest, you actually did really well that game, but the thing is that"}, {"start": 22650.88, "end": 22654.680000000004, "text": " you have to lock it in because you're promised that when you get unfocused, you just end."}, {"start": 22654.680000000004, "end": 22658.280000000002, "text": " Yeah, I know, but like, there's no real way for me to rein myself in."}, {"start": 22658.280000000002, "end": 22661.680000000004, "text": " Well, the way that you rein yourself in is by talking to yourself like this, because"}, {"start": 22661.680000000004, "end": 22664.840000000004, "text": " if you talk to yourself like this and you're able to actually control yourself, does that"}, {"start": 22664.840000000004, "end": 22665.840000000004, "text": " make sense?"}, {"start": 22665.840000000004, "end": 22669.120000000003, "text": " Yeah, I mean, I assume you're getting out because I guess that's my biggest issue as"}, {"start": 22669.120000000003, "end": 22671.920000000002, "text": " a player, is that I always just do random shit."}, {"start": 22671.920000000002, "end": 22676.04, "text": " And then when you're talking to me, it actually allows me to be in a position where I'm able"}, {"start": 22676.04, "end": 22678.120000000003, "text": " to really sit there and understand what's going on."}, {"start": 22678.120000000003, "end": 22679.120000000003, "text": " Wait, Coach Dantes!"}, {"start": 22679.120000000003, "end": 22680.120000000003, "text": " Uh, yeah?"}, {"start": 22680.120000000003, "end": 22681.120000000003, "text": " Yeah, what's up?"}, {"start": 22681.120000000003, "end": 22686.320000000003, "text": " Coach Dantes and Student Dantes, what happened?"}, {"start": 22686.320000000003, "end": 22688.2, "text": " So we actually managed to win that game."}, {"start": 22688.2, "end": 22690.72, "text": " Yeah, the enemy team actually managed it, so we won it."}, {"start": 22690.72, "end": 22694.320000000003, "text": " So you guys won, Coach and Student?"}, {"start": 22694.320000000003, "end": 22695.320000000003, "text": " We won."}, {"start": 22695.320000000003, "end": 22696.320000000003, "text": " These guys."}, {"start": 22696.320000000003, "end": 22697.320000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22697.320000000003, "end": 22698.320000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22698.32, "end": 22700.32, "text": " Bro, I think"}, {"start": 22700.88, "end": 22702.88, "text": " So now you just four away right?"}, {"start": 22703.48, "end": 22710.48, "text": " Yep, yo Jack shout out double lift man double. I've got a quadra kill bro Jack tell double if I said good shit"}, {"start": 22712.2, "end": 22717.239999999998, "text": " Wait Jin see hmm. What do you call double if 20 gets a quadra?"}, {"start": 22720.079999999998, "end": 22722.079999999998, "text": " Quadra lift"}, {"start": 22722.28, "end": 22724.28, "text": " Okay, wait, how'd you think of that I?"}, {"start": 22725.52, "end": 22727.88, "text": " Just um I kind of just guess"}, {"start": 22728.32, "end": 22733.32, "text": " Okay, Jinxie, do you want to see my most unhinged clip ever?"}, {"start": 22733.32, "end": 22738.32, "text": " Wait, are you sure?"}, {"start": 22738.32, "end": 22741.32, "text": " Yes, this is so good, these pockets are so good."}, {"start": 22741.32, "end": 22743.32, "text": " Okay, are you watching my screen?"}, {"start": 22743.32, "end": 22746.32, "text": " Yes, I'm in your screen, Sharon."}, {"start": 22746.32, "end": 22752.32, "text": " I'm the minor, please help me."}, {"start": 22752.32, "end": 22754.32, "text": " Well, you are as mature for your age."}, {"start": 22784.32, "end": 22802.079999999998, "text": " What is the context of that clip man?"}, {"start": 22802.079999999998, "end": 22808.4, "text": " I don't think there was any to be honest."}, {"start": 22808.4, "end": 22811.48, "text": " Bro, coach, contest."}, {"start": 22811.48, "end": 22812.88, "text": " Yep, talk to me."}, {"start": 22813.600000000002, "end": 22815.600000000002, "text": " These are the best tacos I've ever had"}, {"start": 22816.16, "end": 22821.24, "text": " Okay, Jinxie what I want to do is I want you to eat it and while you're eating it put your mouth up to the camera and show"}, {"start": 22821.24, "end": 22823.24, "text": " Everything going on inside"}, {"start": 22827.36, "end": 22829.600000000002, "text": " I'm watching me. I want you to sit there Jinxie"}, {"start": 22829.600000000002, "end": 22831.68, "text": " I want your teeth like I want to see your teeth"}, {"start": 22831.68, "end": 22836.36, "text": " I want you to run your tongue over your teeth and I want you to sit there and I want you to just like chew it"}, {"start": 22836.36, "end": 22839.52, "text": " I want you to have that saliva just fucking"}, {"start": 22839.52, "end": 22841.88, "text": " eradicate all the meat inside of it."}, {"start": 22841.88, "end": 22842.88, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 22842.88, "end": 22843.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22843.88, "end": 22844.88, "text": " Where were you doing it?"}, {"start": 22844.88, "end": 22845.88, "text": " Yes, it's just a little later."}, {"start": 22845.88, "end": 22846.88, "text": " Okay, let me watch."}, {"start": 22846.88, "end": 22847.88, "text": " Don't say it."}, {"start": 22847.88, "end": 22860.36, "text": " Why does everybody say that as your sister, man?"}, {"start": 22860.36, "end": 22865.04, "text": " Well, where else are you supposed to meet your partner nowadays?"}, {"start": 22865.04, "end": 22866.04, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 22866.04, "end": 22867.04, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 22867.04, "end": 22868.04, "text": " My bad!"}, {"start": 22868.04, "end": 22870.600000000002, "text": " My bad, you asked a question!"}, {"start": 22874.600000000002, "end": 22875.8, "text": " Fuck, Jinxie!"}, {"start": 22876.84, "end": 22878.04, "text": " Okay, now test."}, {"start": 22878.280000000002, "end": 22878.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, what's up?"}, {"start": 22880.280000000002, "end": 22881.08, "text": " Listen to me, bro."}, {"start": 22882.36, "end": 22883.96, "text": " You need four wins, bro."}, {"start": 22884.52, "end": 22885.02, "text": " Four."}, {"start": 22886.760000000002, "end": 22891.72, "text": " This is your night, this is your time, this is your day to get challenger, buddy."}, {"start": 22892.36, "end": 22893.56, "text": " Okay, but I have bad news."}, {"start": 22893.56, "end": 22895.56, "text": " The Reets is gonna be here in, like, one minute."}, {"start": 22898.68, "end": 22900.68, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 22902.68, "end": 22905.02, "text": " You mean your McDonald's is gonna be your woman. Yep"}, {"start": 22906.96, "end": 22913.48, "text": " How's it so fast I think it's my Donald's dude they have like literally one every block"}, {"start": 22918.16, "end": 22920.16, "text": " Yeah, oh Jeng see yes"}, {"start": 22922.32, "end": 22924.600000000002, "text": " You put the cool in school"}, {"start": 22928.04, "end": 22939.08, "text": " but isn't isn't school CH no it's SK"}, {"start": 22939.08, "end": 22945.600000000002, "text": " what do you mean GenC I'm a master I literally have a masters in spelling"}, {"start": 22945.600000000002, "end": 22950.32, "text": " tell me to spell any word and I'll do it right now"}, {"start": 22950.32, "end": 22966.32, "text": " pseudo pseudo hyperthyroidism PSUEDO HYPERTHYROIDISM"}, {"start": 22966.32, "end": 22974.32, "text": " it was two pseudos what no that's not even real"}, {"start": 22975.32, "end": 22979.32, "text": " look it up Joe Bart did it"}, {"start": 22980.32, "end": 22988.88, "text": " Bro, it's not, but he says pseudo hyperthyroidism."}, {"start": 22988.88, "end": 22991.0, "text": " You're playing against Doublelift, Dantez."}, {"start": 22991.0, "end": 22993.48, "text": " Alright, free one inbound."}, {"start": 22993.48, "end": 22998.72, "text": " Can't see, I'm gonna do this for you."}, {"start": 22998.72, "end": 22999.72, "text": " This is for you."}, {"start": 22999.72, "end": 23002.72, "text": " Are you sure you wanna play here?"}, {"start": 23002.72, "end": 23004.52, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna go crazy."}, {"start": 23004.52, "end": 23006.52, "text": " I'm gonna say how you get the oberace one second."}, {"start": 23026.02, "end": 23027.02, "text": " Guys, I ate all of it."}, {"start": 23028.52, "end": 23029.52, "text": " Imma put it away."}, {"start": 23034.52, "end": 23041.52, "text": " Damn, that was good!"}, {"start": 23041.52, "end": 23064.88, "text": " Okay, Jinxie, I'm back, what I missed."}, {"start": 23064.88, "end": 23068.88, "text": " Jinxie what I missed?"}, {"start": 23068.88, "end": 23074.88, "text": " Jinxie!"}, {"start": 23074.88, "end": 23079.88, "text": " But did he die?"}, {"start": 23079.88, "end": 23083.88, "text": " What guys Jinxie fucking died!"}, {"start": 23083.88, "end": 23088.88, "text": " Alright, we're fine."}, {"start": 23088.88, "end": 23108.56, "text": " Okay, GenC. Guess what? What? Guess what? I'm listening. What? What is it? I got Goldfish."}, {"start": 23108.56, "end": 23111.84, "text": " Man, FUCK YOUR FUCKING GOLDFISH!"}, {"start": 23111.84, "end": 23113.84, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 23113.84, "end": 23115.84, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 23115.84, "end": 23117.84, "text": " That was Coach John's test, that wasn't suited."}, {"start": 23117.84, "end": 23119.84, "text": " Am I supposed to smite on the first one?"}, {"start": 23119.84, "end": 23121.84, "text": " Yeah, you are, but only at the end."}, {"start": 23121.84, "end": 23123.84, "text": " You have Evelynn."}, {"start": 23123.84, "end": 23125.84, "text": " Yeah, but it's fine."}, {"start": 23125.84, "end": 23127.84, "text": " My support is literally 1v1ing the Evelynn and her jungle level 1."}, {"start": 23127.84, "end": 23129.84, "text": " Why is that fine?"}, {"start": 23129.84, "end": 23131.84, "text": " Isn't that bad?"}, {"start": 23131.84, "end": 23137.84, "text": " Well, he has cancer for dying, but the good news is that it delays Evelynn's full clearance,"}, {"start": 23137.84, "end": 23148.28, "text": " clear so I can probably double crab her. Bro, that's advanced. Like the way you think about"}, {"start": 23148.28, "end": 23156.36, "text": " that is advanced. Why? Because she fought, she wasted time so now she can't beat you to"}, {"start": 23156.36, "end": 23160.2, "text": " the second crab. Yeah, but no, that's not what we're gonna do actually. I thought about"}, {"start": 23160.2, "end": 23162.88, "text": " I know what the better play is."}, {"start": 23162.88, "end": 23163.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23163.88, "end": 23168.36, "text": " So, the better plays here?"}, {"start": 23168.36, "end": 23172.2, "text": " I genuinely believe you should coach yourself all the way to Challenger."}, {"start": 23172.2, "end": 23173.600000000002, "text": " Okay, that's it then."}, {"start": 23173.600000000002, "end": 23175.600000000002, "text": " Like, I think you just play better."}, {"start": 23175.600000000002, "end": 23178.280000000002, "text": " Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna ping on our Lee Sin to actually like"}, {"start": 23178.280000000002, "end": 23179.280000000002, "text": " help me here."}, {"start": 23179.280000000002, "end": 23181.280000000002, "text": " Cause I'm just gonna like invade this."}, {"start": 23181.280000000002, "end": 23185.72, "text": " And then after I'm gonna smite this I'm gonna leave cause the enemy team has vision of me"}, {"start": 23185.72, "end": 23186.72, "text": " on this."}, {"start": 23186.72, "end": 23188.600000000002, "text": " So they're gonna know I'm here."}, {"start": 23188.600000000002, "end": 23193.04, "text": " means that they could actually fuck with me so what we're gonna do is uh whoa"}, {"start": 23193.04, "end": 23195.760000000002, "text": " who's the fucking coach do you want to see what you're gonna do do you want that"}, {"start": 23195.760000000002, "end": 23200.800000000003, "text": " want to let me fucking talk okay sorry yeah for fucking dude"}, {"start": 23200.800000000003, "end": 23207.52, "text": " sorry okay so this we're gonna do now you're gonna play for the blue after the"}, {"start": 23207.52, "end": 23212.960000000003, "text": " blue I'm gonna want to look for either grump or bot gang one of the two so"}, {"start": 23212.960000000003, "end": 23216.04, "text": " you're just gonna play for this chair crab is funding to see you can actually"}, {"start": 23216.04, "end": 23220.440000000002, "text": " look on in crab as well. So you're gonna look for the blue share and then I want to play"}, {"start": 23220.440000000002, "end": 23227.120000000003, "text": " on the crab. After this, civilian gank bot. There's no opportunity there. So what we're"}, {"start": 23227.120000000003, "end": 23232.8, "text": " probably gonna do then is you're just gonna look for bots atop folk there. But when cams"}, {"start": 23232.8, "end": 23236.0, "text": " start to respawn top side. Okay well even if they're not respawned, what you're gonna"}, {"start": 23236.0, "end": 23241.16, "text": " do is you're just gonna clear bots, that doesn't matter. So now what you're gonna do is you're"}, {"start": 23241.16, "end": 23245.600000000002, "text": " gonna play for gromp, afterwards you're gonna look on wolves. I want to press Z, okay so"}, {"start": 23245.600000000002, "end": 23247.72, "text": " So it says Jung used his flash already."}, {"start": 23247.72, "end": 23251.000000000004, "text": " So you know the enemy mid laner is flashless, so you could even gank that as well if you"}, {"start": 23251.000000000004, "end": 23252.000000000004, "text": " really wanted to."}, {"start": 23252.000000000004, "end": 23256.52, "text": " So I'm going to just play for the Gromp now, good."}, {"start": 23256.52, "end": 23261.440000000002, "text": " Raptors are respawning, so there's a good chance that Evelynn shows up there as well."}, {"start": 23261.440000000002, "end": 23265.72, "text": " So I'm wanting to just play for Wolves, good."}, {"start": 23265.72, "end": 23267.840000000004, "text": " So your bot is pushing in, no opportunity there."}, {"start": 23267.840000000004, "end": 23271.4, "text": " It doesn't really look like there's an opportunity mid, and it looks like your top lane is doing"}, {"start": 23271.4, "end": 23272.56, "text": " fine too."}, {"start": 23272.56, "end": 23275.04, "text": " So right now the only thing you have to really do is just chill."}, {"start": 23275.04, "end": 23278.68, "text": " You're better off recalling instead of actually running to your Krugs here, because it's"}, {"start": 23278.68, "end": 23283.48, "text": " going to take you almost the same amount of time to walk as resetting and then just walking"}, {"start": 23283.48, "end": 23286.04, "text": " back, so that's why this is better."}, {"start": 23286.04, "end": 23290.04, "text": " So now just run straight to the Krugs, afterwards go Krugs into Raptors, and then we can see"}, {"start": 23290.04, "end": 23294.32, "text": " if we can look for a timer play on the Dragon in a minute."}, {"start": 23294.32, "end": 23297.04, "text": " The good news is you are going to be level 5, so you're going to be relatively strong"}, {"start": 23297.04, "end": 23298.04, "text": " here."}, {"start": 23298.04, "end": 23300.04, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 23300.32, "end": 23306.36, "text": " Okay, so now just play for the Krugs after the Krugs. I wanted to look on the wrappers John top. What's happening top?"}, {"start": 23306.72, "end": 23309.32, "text": " Okay, so top is fighting. Do you want to help that?"}, {"start": 23310.760000000002, "end": 23312.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23312.0, "end": 23314.0, "text": " Mean I could"}, {"start": 23314.08, "end": 23317.52, "text": " Like he's relatively. Yeah, he's pretty low. Let's not just if we look"}, {"start": 23319.96, "end": 23323.52, "text": " Just use your orca one scout all make sure it doesn't have any wards good"}, {"start": 23325.24, "end": 23327.08, "text": " And then yeah, walk up"}, {"start": 23327.08, "end": 23328.08, "text": " This is good."}, {"start": 23337.08, "end": 23342.08, "text": " Now take your laner's wave, he gets the kill, you get the wave, perfect, good."}, {"start": 23342.08, "end": 23343.08, "text": " Alright, nice."}, {"start": 23343.08, "end": 23346.08, "text": " And then now what you're going to do is you're going to respawn and then you're just going to go straight to the drag."}, {"start": 23346.08, "end": 23349.08, "text": " Now why are you going to the dragon and sub-roppers here?"}, {"start": 23349.08, "end": 23353.08, "text": " Well because the thing is Evelynn's play would be to go for the dragon,"}, {"start": 23353.08, "end": 23359.320000000003, "text": " So by us resetting and running straight there. We counter her only real play that you could have not good punish me"}, {"start": 23359.84, "end": 23361.600000000002, "text": " Exactly good"}, {"start": 23361.600000000002, "end": 23366.56, "text": " Who's a good boy? Who knows his stuff about league? I am I am"}, {"start": 23367.08, "end": 23371.38, "text": " Yeah, you're you're a really good boy. Aren't you kid you fucking relax, bro?"}, {"start": 23371.88, "end": 23375.0, "text": " Fuck is going on. Okay. So now what we're gonna do is you're gonna look for the"}, {"start": 23376.320000000003, "end": 23378.320000000003, "text": " You're gonna look for the ball in here"}, {"start": 23378.32, "end": 23381.68, "text": " Just hover, don't look for anything too crazy."}, {"start": 23381.68, "end": 23384.14, "text": " Your leesin does have ult, so I wanted to walk towards mid, see if you could look for"}, {"start": 23384.14, "end": 23387.88, "text": " a playshare cause he's pinging it."}, {"start": 23387.88, "end": 23389.72, "text": " And now you're just gonna play on the drake."}, {"start": 23389.72, "end": 23392.52, "text": " So the reason why you're going for the drake in here is just cause you have bot plus mid"}, {"start": 23392.52, "end": 23397.3, "text": " prios, so it's just like guaranteed, and then you can easily look for a bot to top full"}, {"start": 23397.3, "end": 23398.3, "text": " clear."}, {"start": 23398.3, "end": 23401.8, "text": " It's gonna be very free for you."}, {"start": 23401.8, "end": 23412.32, "text": " So now you're just going to play on this, this is good."}, {"start": 23412.32, "end": 23414.32, "text": " And now you go bot to top."}, {"start": 23414.32, "end": 23419.399999999998, "text": " Now there is a risk that she would have already invaded your top side and she's on your raptors,"}, {"start": 23419.399999999998, "end": 23424.6, "text": " but I want to just act as if that's not possible right now."}, {"start": 23424.6, "end": 23427.96, "text": " Literally just hope that she didn't do that, because if she did then it's like really fucked"}, {"start": 23427.96, "end": 23428.96, "text": " for you Akshay."}, {"start": 23428.96, "end": 23434.84, "text": " Okay, so the enemy blind is pretty low, I want to walk towards her."}, {"start": 23434.84, "end": 23436.12, "text": " Yeah, vault here."}, {"start": 23436.12, "end": 23439.12, "text": " So Janna has no flash, no ghost, you're gonna go for him."}, {"start": 23439.12, "end": 23448.6, "text": " So I'm gonna want him to look for a flash over the Morgana's like, bonding."}, {"start": 23448.6, "end": 23452.379999999997, "text": " Bro, you just flanked Doublelift!"}, {"start": 23452.379999999997, "end": 23457.32, "text": " So now you're gonna hold your Q, exactly."}, {"start": 23457.32, "end": 23464.32, "text": " So, James, the reason why I held my Q there, right, was because I knew that there was a chance that she could use her flash to get away from me."}, {"start": 23464.32, "end": 23468.32, "text": " So, because my Q is my gap-closing ability, I don't want to lead with Q. Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 23471.32, "end": 23477.32, "text": " Yes, yes. Studentontest, is everything going okay with Cope'sontest?"}, {"start": 23478.32, "end": 23483.32, "text": " Yeah, I mean, he just keeps saying these really weird sexual things, so it's like a bit off-putting."}, {"start": 23483.32, "end": 23487.22, "text": " what the fuck are you saying now you're talking shit i give you free wins in"}, {"start": 23487.22, "end": 23488.82, "text": " your talking shit"}, {"start": 23488.82, "end": 23491.66, "text": " bro it's all my fault you're fucking freak"}, {"start": 23491.66, "end": 23492.38, "text": " oh yeah"}, {"start": 23492.38, "end": 23494.06, "text": " call me a fucking freak again"}, {"start": 23494.06, "end": 23496.3, "text": " how about this i'm not gonna coach you for the rest of the game"}, {"start": 23496.3, "end": 23497.5, "text": " nooo"}, {"start": 23497.5, "end": 23498.22, "text": " please please"}, {"start": 23498.22, "end": 23499.34, "text": " okay fine"}, {"start": 23499.34, "end": 23501.66, "text": " i'll do it but don't fucking talk to me like that again"}, {"start": 23501.66, "end": 23503.7, "text": " now go for your wolves"}, {"start": 23503.7, "end": 23505.579999999998, "text": " thanks jim so you got me in fucking trouble now"}, {"start": 23505.579999999998, "end": 23510.579999999998, "text": " appreciate it bro"}, {"start": 23510.579999999998, "end": 23513.14, "text": " so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the uh..."}, {"start": 23513.14, "end": 23516.02, "text": " and we're going after the walls"}, {"start": 23516.02, "end": 23521.66, "text": " we can even look for a blue shirt to be honest"}, {"start": 23521.66, "end": 23526.059999999998, "text": " it's weird that there's two of you i've never thought this day would come"}, {"start": 23526.059999999998, "end": 23526.86, "text": " well"}, {"start": 23526.86, "end": 23528.5, "text": " why is it weird"}, {"start": 23528.5, "end": 23531.3, "text": " no no no not like an honor"}, {"start": 23531.3, "end": 23534.82, "text": " coach not a bad way just do your thing man i just never thought there'd be two of you"}, {"start": 23534.82, "end": 23537.579999999998, "text": " yeah coach see now he's the one giving you cancer"}, {"start": 23537.579999999998, "end": 23539.54, "text": " you know what to tell him now don't you"}, {"start": 23539.54, "end": 23542.98, "text": " Yeah Jinx, you wanna say I'm weird, huh? Is that what you're trying to say?"}, {"start": 23543.780000000002, "end": 23545.780000000002, "text": " No. No, no, no, I'm sorry sir."}, {"start": 23546.98, "end": 23550.260000000002, "text": " Alright, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the Raptors,"}, {"start": 23550.260000000002, "end": 23551.86, "text": " and then we're gonna look on the enemy red chair."}, {"start": 23555.86, "end": 23559.3, "text": " Okay, now we can't go for the red, but what we can do is we can maybe look for a flying chair."}, {"start": 23559.3, "end": 23560.98, "text": " So I'm gonna ping my maokai to walk up."}, {"start": 23563.620000000003, "end": 23565.620000000003, "text": " And then we're gonna walk in here."}, {"start": 23566.82, "end": 23568.58, "text": " Now I promise that they have a ward."}, {"start": 23569.54, "end": 23573.98, "text": " but the Morgana might walk into us here so we're just gonna look for the kill on her"}, {"start": 23573.98, "end": 23577.54, "text": " so we dodge the Q, nice"}, {"start": 23586.74, "end": 23593.260000000002, "text": " yeah I remember, a bit of a cancer incident okay so now what I want to do is I"}, {"start": 23593.260000000002, "end": 23596.620000000003, "text": " want to just walk mid see if you could actually look for a kill on the yone"}, {"start": 23596.62, "end": 23599.46, "text": " Because it's more like a small shutdown so it could be free."}, {"start": 23599.46, "end": 23602.579999999998, "text": " There's someone you farming your Gromp because I mean there's only like one other camp that"}, {"start": 23602.579999999998, "end": 23604.94, "text": " you could farm and it's like 50 seconds away."}, {"start": 23604.94, "end": 23605.94, "text": " Which is like the wolves."}, {"start": 23605.94, "end": 23612.02, "text": " So you're better off just like killing time, waiting for your wolves to respawn than just"}, {"start": 23612.02, "end": 23617.78, "text": " doing your Gromp and then, you know, like being off the map."}, {"start": 23617.78, "end": 23619.78, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 23619.78, "end": 23621.78, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 23621.78, "end": 23623.94, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 23623.94, "end": 23624.94, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 23624.94, "end": 23625.94, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 23625.94, "end": 23629.68, "text": " So now what I want to do is you're going to look on the wrappers, and after the wrappers"}, {"start": 23629.68, "end": 23632.18, "text": " you're going to look for the Krugs, so I want you to hit this, you're going to get"}, {"start": 23632.18, "end": 23633.18, "text": " vision now."}, {"start": 23633.18, "end": 23634.18, "text": " Okay, nice."}, {"start": 23634.18, "end": 23636.219999999998, "text": " So the Krugs are up, so you're not going to do wrappers, you're going to start with"}, {"start": 23636.219999999998, "end": 23640.46, "text": " Krugs, because you see all your wolves are coming up in 15 seconds, yeah?"}, {"start": 23640.46, "end": 23643.699999999997, "text": " So what you're going to do is you're going to go for Krugs all the way down, because"}, {"start": 23643.699999999997, "end": 23646.539999999997, "text": " you're going to be able to sink your folklere properly, so it's going to be really good"}, {"start": 23646.539999999997, "end": 23647.539999999997, "text": " for you."}, {"start": 23647.539999999997, "end": 23648.539999999997, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23648.54, "end": 23658.440000000002, "text": " Alright, so now what I want to do is I want to just play for the Raptors and then after"}, {"start": 23658.440000000002, "end": 23660.920000000002, "text": " Raptors we look on the rest of the clear."}, {"start": 23660.920000000002, "end": 23665.440000000002, "text": " Dragons came up in about a minute so we're going to look for a final match soon as well."}, {"start": 23665.440000000002, "end": 23670.120000000003, "text": " Okay, you do not want to fight mid because you have no ult so if you fight mid you're"}, {"start": 23670.120000000003, "end": 23671.920000000002, "text": " just going to be wasting a lot of time."}, {"start": 23671.920000000002, "end": 23674.920000000002, "text": " Just play for your clear, sure."}, {"start": 23674.920000000002, "end": 23681.920000000002, "text": " So you're just going to clear your bulbs now and then afterwards you're going to clear"}, {"start": 23681.920000000002, "end": 23682.920000000002, "text": " your grom."}, {"start": 23682.920000000002, "end": 23690.120000000003, "text": " And then you're going to look on a bot play."}, {"start": 23690.120000000003, "end": 23693.920000000002, "text": " You guys are doing great guys."}, {"start": 23693.920000000002, "end": 23697.24, "text": " Are you insinuating that there's a chance that I wouldn't be doing a great job coaching?"}, {"start": 23697.24, "end": 23701.920000000002, "text": " No, I just mean like you guys are both doing great, student and teacher."}, {"start": 23701.920000000002, "end": 23702.920000000002, "text": " You guys are doing great."}, {"start": 23702.920000000002, "end": 23706.22, "text": " now my to my students fucking disabled brawl unless you have a second voice in"}, {"start": 23706.22, "end": 23709.480000000003, "text": " this fucking had he seen their fucking running around like a this chicken"}, {"start": 23709.480000000003, "end": 23716.480000000003, "text": " actually kind of ridiculous"}, {"start": 23717.000000000004, "end": 23719.000000000004, "text": " you guys"}, {"start": 23719.000000000004, "end": 23723.500000000004, "text": " as a pair are really good pair"}, {"start": 23723.500000000004, "end": 23726.24, "text": " thank you"}, {"start": 23726.24, "end": 23729.160000000003, "text": " so what i want to do is just back off look on the dragon"}, {"start": 23729.160000000003, "end": 23732.04, "text": " so now you're just gonna look on the uh... the dragon here"}, {"start": 23732.04, "end": 23740.32, "text": " your ult is up, your flash is up in about 10 seconds, you can play on that soon as well."}, {"start": 23740.32, "end": 23745.0, "text": " Now Evelynn can try to flash steal this, so I want her to hold onto her Q here, so that"}, {"start": 23745.0, "end": 23752.0, "text": " if she does then you can queue follow up and then kill her."}, {"start": 23765.92, "end": 23772.92, "text": " Yeah no wonder Muda is fucking bronze dude, how fucking retarded is that champion?"}, {"start": 23772.920000000002, "end": 23775.800000000003, "text": " It's okay guys."}, {"start": 23775.800000000003, "end": 23779.600000000002, "text": " GenC, talk about how retarded Yone is, FAST!"}, {"start": 23779.600000000002, "end": 23785.120000000003, "text": " Uh, it's just broken how he's able to attack and retreat simultaneously."}, {"start": 23785.120000000003, "end": 23786.120000000003, "text": " True!"}, {"start": 23786.120000000003, "end": 23787.120000000003, "text": " True."}, {"start": 23787.120000000003, "end": 23791.160000000003, "text": " Okay, so now what I'm going to want you to do is you're going to play on the, uh, bot"}, {"start": 23791.160000000003, "end": 23792.160000000003, "text": " kill."}, {"start": 23792.160000000003, "end": 23793.160000000003, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 23793.160000000003, "end": 23797.160000000003, "text": " Are you fucking kidding me?"}, {"start": 23797.160000000003, "end": 23800.800000000003, "text": " Okay, so there's nothing to do bot, so the problem is this game, you're probably not"}, {"start": 23800.800000000003, "end": 23801.960000000003, "text": " both disabled."}, {"start": 23801.96, "end": 23805.96, "text": " So because of that you're just gonna have to play more towards like your top or your mid."}, {"start": 23807.46, "end": 23809.46, "text": " I just need to go back to call."}, {"start": 23811.46, "end": 23814.46, "text": " Wait, you didn't say I got the funniest comment yesterday, you wanna hear what it was?"}, {"start": 23814.96, "end": 23815.46, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 23816.96, "end": 23821.46, "text": " So yesterday some guy gave him the chat and he's like, why does he keep calling his team disabled?"}, {"start": 23821.46, "end": 23823.46, "text": " What does that mean in league?"}, {"start": 23823.46, "end": 23826.46, "text": " And it's like I had to explain to that guy that it's not a league term."}, {"start": 23826.46, "end": 23829.46, "text": " Like I genuinely just mean that they play like they're disabled."}, {"start": 23831.96, "end": 23853.44, "text": " I'm just kind of betting you, sort of letting you lock in, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 23853.44, "end": 23857.079999999998, "text": " I'm trying to not really distract you, letting you guys lock in."}, {"start": 23857.079999999998, "end": 23858.079999999998, "text": " Okay, gotcha."}, {"start": 23858.08, "end": 23861.960000000003, "text": " All right, so now what you're gonna do is I'm gonna want to look towards bots"}, {"start": 23864.760000000002, "end": 23866.760000000002, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 23867.440000000002, "end": 23869.440000000002, "text": " To and done"}, {"start": 23918.08, "end": 23920.08, "text": " FUCK!"}, {"start": 23923.36, "end": 23929.38, "text": " When you said deck would not be enough for the two of you, what do you mean would be better?"}, {"start": 23929.800000000003, "end": 23931.800000000003, "text": " Well, I'm getting like tortured"}, {"start": 23933.56, "end": 23935.56, "text": " Wait, but how is your bot lane"}, {"start": 23936.440000000002, "end": 23941.38, "text": " 3 and 12 the ashes 1 and 7. Yeah, they have cancer"}, {"start": 23941.38, "end": 23943.38, "text": " I don't even know how to do that."}, {"start": 23943.38, "end": 23945.38, "text": " Bro, that's just an iron thing."}, {"start": 23945.38, "end": 23947.38, "text": " But even in Challenger, they go 1-7-10."}, {"start": 23947.38, "end": 23951.38, "text": " Jinxie, what was the first thing I ever told you? Do you remember?"}, {"start": 23951.38, "end": 23953.38, "text": " It never gets better."}, {"start": 23953.38, "end": 23955.38, "text": " Yep, it never gets better."}, {"start": 23955.38, "end": 23957.38, "text": " I have a least admit that's 1-3 right now."}, {"start": 23957.38, "end": 23959.38, "text": " What do you think about that?"}, {"start": 23959.38, "end": 23961.38, "text": " So is anyone winning besides your top?"}, {"start": 23961.38, "end": 23963.38, "text": " Is your top even winning?"}, {"start": 23963.38, "end": 23965.38, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 23965.38, "end": 23967.38, "text": " Why are you starting relatively well, yeah?"}, {"start": 23967.38, "end": 23969.38, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 23969.38, "end": 23975.66, "text": " But the problem is that just like everyone else is just so fucking like cancer gapped that we're playing this game like"}, {"start": 23976.100000000002, "end": 23978.100000000002, "text": " Hey, it's pretty much a 2v5 at this point"}, {"start": 23981.82, "end": 23983.82, "text": " So"}, {"start": 23986.420000000002, "end": 23988.420000000002, "text": " Dot dance in a scenario like this"}, {"start": 23990.5, "end": 23995.780000000002, "text": " Wait, wait, let's do some time. Yes, when you take your count and take your count and take your time"}, {"start": 23995.78, "end": 24005.5, "text": " nice nice I got her entire way to show they got one minion very good so"}, {"start": 24005.5, "end": 24010.539999999997, "text": " Johnson yep talk to me in a situation like this when your bottom lane is"}, {"start": 24010.539999999997, "end": 24016.66, "text": " useless yep in your mid lane is useless what do you even do well you just fucking"}, {"start": 24016.66, "end": 24020.14, "text": " hope for the best it's like being stuck on a deserted island and the only people"}, {"start": 24020.14, "end": 24025.739999999998, "text": " that survived the plane crash with like the the the serial killer and the fucking"}, {"start": 24025.739999999998, "end": 24030.38, "text": " uh and and the grandma you know what i mean like you got unlucky it's a shit"}, {"start": 24030.38, "end": 24034.7, "text": " draw but i mean listen what are you gonna do you know i mean"}, {"start": 24035.899999999998, "end": 24039.66, "text": " does that make sense that was a big shutdown on double left this is not over"}, {"start": 24039.66, "end": 24043.66, "text": " okay no i don't think it is either because like the goodness is listen"}, {"start": 24043.66, "end": 24047.739999999998, "text": " the end like the asir that we have as our top laner as here's a good engage"}, {"start": 24047.74, "end": 24053.02, "text": " right? And no matter how disabled Maokai is, all he needs to do is press R. So it's like,"}, {"start": 24053.02, "end": 24057.74, "text": " we're actually in like a decent spot. We've got two dragons, like, the enemy team will"}, {"start": 24057.74, "end": 24061.5, "text": " not be able to end anytime soon. So we're going to get a chance to free scale. It's"}, {"start": 24061.5, "end": 24062.5, "text": " going to be nice."}, {"start": 24062.5, "end": 24084.04, "text": " I'm gonna give it everything I fucking have right now. I'm actually give it everything I have a dot test"}, {"start": 24084.04, "end": 24089.04, "text": " if you are can you cue from further no it's just cuz I flashed there that's why"}, {"start": 24089.04, "end": 24094.04, "text": " Bro, you flashing Q so fast it doesn't even look like you're doing it. You're literally so good."}, {"start": 24094.04, "end": 24099.04, "text": " Yeah, but it's because it's like cursor placement. Like here for example, right?"}, {"start": 24099.04, "end": 24105.04, "text": " Like it's all just like cursor placement, like knowing where your cursor is and then like who you want targeting and all that kind of stuff."}, {"start": 24105.04, "end": 24110.04, "text": " Somebody in the chat said, ask him to explain wave tax."}, {"start": 24110.04, "end": 24118.04, "text": " Wave tax is already good at that. It's when you steal minions from your laner after you gank them."}, {"start": 24118.04, "end": 24123.52, "text": " Yeah, but you already have that down to the science bro like you you want more"}, {"start": 24123.52, "end": 24128.64, "text": " I'll stream this morning. Okay, so it's basically like if I gang and I help you win your lane"}, {"start": 24128.64, "end": 24135.08, "text": " Then it's only right that I get your cannon. Yeah, but also if you gank and they disappoint you then it's also only rights that they"}, {"start": 24135.08, "end": 24137.600000000002, "text": " Give you their cannon as fault does that make sense?"}, {"start": 24148.04, "end": 24168.24, "text": " I don't know what's going on, what's your plan, talk to me."}, {"start": 24168.24, "end": 24171.760000000002, "text": " Do you want to know what my plan actually is?"}, {"start": 24171.760000000002, "end": 24175.36, "text": " Gets a three items and won't be done in the game."}, {"start": 24175.36, "end": 24177.68, "text": " okay jing see"}, {"start": 24177.68, "end": 24179.920000000002, "text": " i'm about to play a song"}, {"start": 24179.920000000002, "end": 24182.68, "text": " are you ready for it"}, {"start": 24182.68, "end": 24187.2, "text": " i need you to answer for it"}, {"start": 24187.2, "end": 24190.600000000002, "text": " do you recognize it jing see"}, {"start": 24190.600000000002, "end": 24192.16, "text": " age of war or age of empires?"}, {"start": 24192.16, "end": 24199.64, "text": " age of fucking war baby let's get it done"}, {"start": 24199.64, "end": 24201.64, "text": " We're going to fucking work"}, {"start": 24206.399999999998, "end": 24210.26, "text": " So now that we're gone, that's the one with the biggest shut down so she's one that we're gonna have to focus"}, {"start": 24217.92, "end": 24219.92, "text": " I'll be here all night"}, {"start": 24225.399999999998, "end": 24228.0, "text": " Two brothers and arms bro, let's fucking do it"}, {"start": 24229.64, "end": 24231.04, "text": " Get out of the way!"}, {"start": 24236.04, "end": 24237.239999999998, "text": " That's it, that's it."}, {"start": 24255.84, "end": 24258.44, "text": " Yes! Yes! That's my coat!"}, {"start": 24289.64, "end": 24291.64, "text": " I'm going to kill you!"}, {"start": 24313.64, "end": 24315.64, "text": " I'm going to kill you!"}, {"start": 24319.64, "end": 24337.399999999998, "text": " I know, I know she doesn't see, but I need to like tune her out, I need to tell her she"}, {"start": 24337.399999999998, "end": 24339.399999999998, "text": " doesn't exist right now."}, {"start": 24339.4, "end": 24350.4, "text": " Yeah, no, like when you have a piece of shit ADC or something or something like that."}, {"start": 24350.4, "end": 24354.4, "text": " I actually think it's the most common way to lose a game is to ADC 12.9."}, {"start": 24354.4, "end": 24355.4, "text": " I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 24355.4, "end": 24358.4, "text": " No, there's also top laners. Top laners are a problem too."}, {"start": 24358.4, "end": 24359.4, "text": " Yeah, top laner."}, {"start": 24369.4, "end": 24371.4, "text": " So Jinx, I'm about to buy an item"}, {"start": 24371.4, "end": 24375.4, "text": " But when I buy it, it's an active item like Titanic Hydra"}, {"start": 24375.4, "end": 24378.4, "text": " And when I use it, it instantly cleanses all CC"}, {"start": 24380.4, "end": 24382.4, "text": " Somebody in my chat said"}, {"start": 24382.4, "end": 24385.4, "text": " Top of this is filthy, this is clean"}, {"start": 24385.4, "end": 24386.4, "text": " Yep, I got this shit"}, {"start": 24386.4, "end": 24388.4, "text": " So Jinx, I want to watch this"}, {"start": 24388.4, "end": 24389.4, "text": " I think it's supported right now"}, {"start": 24389.4, "end": 24392.4, "text": " Jinx, Jinx, I want to watch our mother Dory, ready?"}, {"start": 24393.4, "end": 24395.4, "text": " I'm about to send my Herald to war"}, {"start": 24396.4, "end": 24398.4, "text": " Let me show you what that means"}, {"start": 24399.4, "end": 24401.4, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 24420.920000000002, "end": 24422.920000000002, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 24429.4, "end": 24437.86, "text": " I got greedy I got greedy I got greedy but sometimes jinx so you got to be"}, {"start": 24437.86, "end": 24441.04, "text": " one to get greedy do you know what I mean when I tell you that fuck this I"}, {"start": 24441.04, "end": 24449.480000000003, "text": " know yeah yeah it's a killer instinct I keep talking about it is it is it is"}, {"start": 24449.48, "end": 24451.48, "text": " You have to win Dodd! You have to win!"}, {"start": 24451.48, "end": 24453.48, "text": " Loosing is not an option anymore."}, {"start": 24453.48, "end": 24455.48, "text": " He needs to dodge- Oh, okay."}, {"start": 24467.48, "end": 24469.48, "text": " Yeah, fuck, Merson."}, {"start": 24469.48, "end": 24471.48, "text": " What is this fucking moron doing?"}, {"start": 24471.48, "end": 24478.28, "text": " GenC, who's more brain dead?"}, {"start": 24478.28, "end": 24479.72, "text": " Who's more brain dead?"}, {"start": 24479.72, "end": 24484.92, "text": " Someone on life support that's in a vegetative state or the smalchai?"}, {"start": 24484.92, "end": 24486.92, "text": " Malkai."}, {"start": 24486.92, "end": 24488.92, "text": " Good answer."}, {"start": 24488.920000000002, "end": 24506.480000000003, "text": " but not giving up is enough here bro we need to succeed no one will remember the guy that"}, {"start": 24506.48, "end": 24513.48, "text": " almost got challenged on the last day, don't remember the guy that did"}, {"start": 24536.48, "end": 24538.48, "text": " What are your thoughts on this contest?"}, {"start": 24538.48, "end": 24543.48, "text": " They don't want Baron, they want us to play around Baron so we can see if we can force a fight."}, {"start": 24543.48, "end": 24546.48, "text": " And then if we force a favourable fight, then we can actually get the Baron."}, {"start": 24562.48, "end": 24563.48, "text": " It has to be awarded."}, {"start": 24566.48, "end": 24576.56, "text": " we will be challenging you guys"}, {"start": 24576.56, "end": 24580.48, "text": " we will be stretching the massage"}, {"start": 24580.48, "end": 24586.48, "text": " we will be challenging you guys"}, {"start": 24586.48, "end": 24588.48, "text": " we are going to be"}, {"start": 24588.48, "end": 24590.48, "text": " we are going to be"}, {"start": 24590.48, "end": 24592.48, "text": " we are going to be"}, {"start": 24592.48, "end": 24594.48, "text": " we are going to be"}, {"start": 24594.48, "end": 24598.48, "text": " You can get a game or a game that's still childlike, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 24598.48, "end": 24600.48, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 24605.48, "end": 24609.48, "text": " I'm a cheat, I don't kill, not ending until downtown town."}, {"start": 24609.48, "end": 24611.48, "text": " So, I don't kill four at a time."}, {"start": 24615.48, "end": 24619.48, "text": " Thanks, did you see what I'm doing and how I'm like looking for like, assassinations?"}, {"start": 24619.48, "end": 24620.48, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 24620.48, "end": 24621.48, "text": " Like what?"}, {"start": 24621.48, "end": 24623.48, "text": " This is how you have to play when you're down, man."}, {"start": 24623.48, "end": 24630.48, "text": " so now that's up in like 10 seconds so just wait"}, {"start": 24647.36, "end": 24650.36, "text": " how about unique score wins right now counting this game"}, {"start": 24653.48, "end": 24655.48, "text": " We need to be careful"}, {"start": 24663.48, "end": 24665.48, "text": " Oh my god, Malka's a fucking retard"}, {"start": 24670.48, "end": 24671.48, "text": " What is that guy doing?"}, {"start": 24672.48, "end": 24673.48, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 24673.48, "end": 24687.18, "text": " of"}, {"start": 24687.18, "end": 24713.18, "text": " I don't know how my team is fighting."}, {"start": 24743.18, "end": 24748.18, "text": " I'd say my dog should be fucking braindead by the way."}, {"start": 24754.18, "end": 24757.18, "text": " But I can't even change the song. It's like I need it."}, {"start": 24757.18, "end": 24760.18, "text": " Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it."}, {"start": 24762.18, "end": 24765.18, "text": " All you gotta worry about is being the greatest struggle of all time."}, {"start": 24765.18, "end": 24766.18, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 24803.18, "end": 24805.18, "text": " I don't know what to do with this."}, {"start": 24805.18, "end": 24807.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 24807.18, "end": 24809.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 24809.18, "end": 24813.420000000002, "text": " OH MY GOD!"}, {"start": 24813.420000000002, "end": 24821.34, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 24821.34, "end": 24823.82, "text": " OH!"}, {"start": 24823.82, "end": 24843.82, "text": " Nice! You killed Doublelift! Oh my... Oh! Oh my... Oh! Oh my... Oh my god! Oh my god!"}, {"start": 24843.82, "end": 24845.82, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 24845.82, "end": 24847.82, "text": " I don't know if I'm off that, Jinx."}, {"start": 24847.82, "end": 24850.82, "text": " You're actually a god. Holy shit!"}, {"start": 24851.82, "end": 24854.82, "text": " Your movement is so good. What?"}, {"start": 24854.82, "end": 24855.82, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 24855.82, "end": 24857.82, "text": " You dodged everything."}, {"start": 24858.82, "end": 24861.82, "text": " Jinx, I think we might actually end off that."}, {"start": 24861.82, "end": 24864.82, "text": " Relax, relax. Don't force it. If it's not there, don't force it, okay?"}, {"start": 24864.82, "end": 24867.82, "text": " No, no, no, no. We end. We end, Jinx. We end."}, {"start": 24867.82, "end": 24869.82, "text": " No fucking way."}, {"start": 24869.82, "end": 24871.82, "text": " No fucking way."}, {"start": 24871.82, "end": 24874.82, "text": " Their fed players are dead. You killed all their fed guys."}, {"start": 24874.82, "end": 24876.82, "text": " Please, bro, please, please."}, {"start": 24876.82, "end": 24878.82, "text": " You guys gotta go fast."}, {"start": 24878.82, "end": 24880.82, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 24880.82, "end": 24882.82, "text": " God damn it!"}, {"start": 24882.82, "end": 24884.82, "text": " God damn it!"}, {"start": 24884.82, "end": 24886.82, "text": " God damn it!"}, {"start": 24886.82, "end": 24888.82, "text": " Three wins away!"}, {"start": 24888.82, "end": 24890.82, "text": " Three wins away!"}, {"start": 24890.82, "end": 24892.82, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 24892.82, "end": 24894.82, "text": " High five!"}, {"start": 24894.82, "end": 24897.82, "text": " You could literally just do text that says three wins away."}, {"start": 24897.82, "end": 24902.82, "text": " No way, Jingsy, Jingsy, Jingsy, look!"}, {"start": 24906.26, "end": 24908.62, "text": " Wait, wait, watch me get double!"}, {"start": 24908.62, "end": 24909.46, "text": " Jingsy!"}, {"start": 24910.46, "end": 24911.3, "text": " I'm not lying!"}, {"start": 24911.3, "end": 24915.02, "text": " What are you doing, Jingsy, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 24915.02, "end": 24916.02, "text": " Why'd you get double?"}, {"start": 24916.02, "end": 24917.54, "text": " I don't understand, what happened?"}, {"start": 24917.54, "end": 24919.3, "text": " Because sometimes when you're juggling"}, {"start": 24919.3, "end": 24922.54, "text": " and you get filled, you randomly get double a P, bro."}, {"start": 24923.9, "end": 24926.1, "text": " But you didn't get filled, you were juggled."}, {"start": 24926.100000000002, "end": 24929.620000000003, "text": " I know but I know but it's because jungle like no one really plays it bro"}, {"start": 24932.820000000003, "end": 24934.820000000003, "text": " What oh"}, {"start": 24936.260000000002, "end": 24942.820000000003, "text": " We're too away now bro, we're too away shitting me what oh my god"}, {"start": 24944.74, "end": 24946.74, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 24947.54, "end": 24954.02, "text": " The 58 help me and solo won the game yo ash literally die in game"}, {"start": 24954.02, "end": 24971.54, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, holy fuck, bro, you know what, okay, Jynx, do you want to hear"}, {"start": 24971.54, "end": 24975.58, "text": " my conspiracy theory?"}, {"start": 24975.58, "end": 24980.9, "text": " So sometimes you get the most disgusting games ever, and it's when you play those most disgusting"}, {"start": 24980.9, "end": 24986.06, "text": " games ever that you end up getting double LP and I genuinely from the bottom of my heart"}, {"start": 24986.06, "end": 24989.86, "text": " believe that sometimes right it's just like we're going to give this guy the most demented"}, {"start": 24989.86, "end": 24994.940000000002, "text": " fucked up game ever and if he somehow manages to carry shares double LP and it's like Jinxie"}, {"start": 24994.940000000002, "end": 24997.940000000002, "text": " what if I told you we just fucking did that."}, {"start": 24997.940000000002, "end": 25002.82, "text": " I know bro you powered through you persevered through Riot."}, {"start": 25002.82, "end": 25004.82, "text": " Bro, Dantes, Dantes."}, {"start": 25004.82, "end": 25005.82, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 25005.82, "end": 25010.1, "text": " You are two wins away from reaching challenger bro"}, {"start": 25013.46, "end": 25017.82, "text": " But Jeng see what if I told you it's not even the two wins away for me that matters"}, {"start": 25018.02, "end": 25024.14, "text": " It's the fact that on the last day we managed to lock in and do you remember what you told me yesterday?"}, {"start": 25025.9, "end": 25028.54, "text": " Honestly, no, what did I say you told me oh"}, {"start": 25029.9, "end": 25031.9, "text": " We're on the"}, {"start": 25032.22, "end": 25033.46, "text": " God"}, {"start": 25033.46, "end": 25037.32, "text": " Sorry, my my Pepsi was shaken. You told me yesterday Jinxie"}, {"start": 25038.1, "end": 25044.62, "text": " That it would be impossible. You said hang it up Don tests your two ends off. You can't do it, bro"}, {"start": 25044.62, "end": 25048.18, "text": " And it's like what if I told you Jinxie that right now?"}, {"start": 25048.94, "end": 25050.78, "text": " even you"}, {"start": 25050.78, "end": 25056.26, "text": " Somebody who prides himself on the same thing as me, which is the fact that you can look"}, {"start": 25056.260000000002, "end": 25062.38, "text": " impossibility in the face and say I will make the impossible possible I am"}, {"start": 25062.38, "end": 25067.9, "text": " showing even you that when you see nothing but bleakness and despair that"}, {"start": 25067.9, "end": 25074.88, "text": " there still is hope that there still is something to fight for Jinxie that you"}, {"start": 25074.88, "end": 25083.86, "text": " can still sit there against all fucking odds bro and do things that no one thinks you can!"}, {"start": 25083.86, "end": 25091.86, "text": " Bro, yeah, and I wasn't even trying to be a hater, I just didn't think 12 wins in a day"}, {"start": 25091.86, "end": 25095.46, "text": " while being positive is even possible, but you're doing it."}, {"start": 25095.46, "end": 25099.06, "text": " Yes, because, GenC, this is the thing, bro."}, {"start": 25099.06, "end": 25104.62, "text": " It's about you being able to overcome everything, bro."}, {"start": 25104.62, "end": 25111.66, "text": " It's about you being able to overcome the Interson solo queue, overcome the Riot Enforced"}, {"start": 25111.66, "end": 25117.34, "text": " matchmaking, overcome the time machine that gives you the most disgusting"}, {"start": 25117.34, "end": 25123.3, "text": " brain-dead teammates ever. But even after all of those things, that's not even"}, {"start": 25123.3, "end": 25127.74, "text": " what you need to overcome the most, Jinxie. What you need to overcome is that"}, {"start": 25127.74, "end": 25132.18, "text": " little voice telling you, this is what's possible because this is what's been"}, {"start": 25132.18, "end": 25136.88, "text": " done before. So yeah, Jinxie, we're fucking, we woke up this morning, we were"}, {"start": 25136.88, "end": 25146.48, "text": " 12 wins away. We sat there, it was looking big, bro! I woke up two mornings ago and I was a master's"}, {"start": 25147.84, "end": 25157.36, "text": " but it's about being able to look such an impossible task in the face and say I will"}, {"start": 25157.36, "end": 25166.08, "text": " complete it and now you find yourself two wins away from the highest rank in"}, {"start": 25166.08, "end": 25170.08, "text": " League of Legends and not only that you're gonna hit it on the last day of"}, {"start": 25170.08, "end": 25174.56, "text": " the challenge and not only that you're gonna hit it when you needed to go 12"}, {"start": 25174.56, "end": 25179.96, "text": " wins positive in a single day which is borderline impossible and Jensie what"}, {"start": 25179.96, "end": 25187.04, "text": " if I told you it's not even just that bro because yes challenger is an amazing"}, {"start": 25187.04, "end": 25193.04, "text": " accomplishment. No one can say it's not. But it's an accomplishment that I've done"}, {"start": 25193.04, "end": 25198.34, "text": " so many times in my life that it's gotten to a point where nowadays it just"}, {"start": 25198.34, "end": 25204.72, "text": " feels routine. So what if I told you, Jinxie, that hitting Challenger this time"}, {"start": 25204.72, "end": 25211.48, "text": " isn't just about going away with the rank and being happy about it. It's about"}, {"start": 25211.48, "end": 25218.239999999998, "text": " being able to say challenger is not the end goal it is the fucking starting point"}, {"start": 25218.239999999998, "end": 25224.48, "text": " and then pushing through and seeing just how far up the fucking ladder we can"}, {"start": 25224.48, "end": 25231.92, "text": " climb rank 300 secured by the end of the night rank 200 by the end of next week"}, {"start": 25231.92, "end": 25238.56, "text": " rank 100 follows soon after and then Jinxie soon you're gonna see me chug a"}, {"start": 25238.56, "end": 25240.56, "text": " Chaga Chaga Chaga Chaga"}, {"start": 25241.84, "end": 25245.600000000002, "text": " Rank 20 rank 15 rank 10"}, {"start": 25246.74, "end": 25250.68, "text": " Everyone looking in awe as the master he zooms through everyone"}, {"start": 25251.48, "end": 25258.06, "text": " Sitting there saying there's no way he can do it. He's never got this far before. How does he have this much power?"}, {"start": 25259.440000000002, "end": 25261.940000000002, "text": " rank nine eight"}, {"start": 25263.120000000003, "end": 25265.120000000003, "text": " seven six five"}, {"start": 25265.12, "end": 25275.12, "text": " 5 and then going for a push even further beyond that do you know what the fuck I mean"}, {"start": 25275.12, "end": 25286.12, "text": " bro so you're gonna hit you're gonna hit challenger right now like live"}, {"start": 25286.12, "end": 25287.12, "text": " we're gonna do it"}, {"start": 25287.12, "end": 25289.12, "text": " hey contest can you turn your camera on?"}, {"start": 25289.12, "end": 25291.12, "text": " my cat wants your camera"}, {"start": 25291.12, "end": 25293.12, "text": " yep one second"}, {"start": 25293.12, "end": 25295.12, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 25299.12, "end": 25301.12, "text": " I'm proud of you, bro."}, {"start": 25301.12, "end": 25303.12, "text": " I didn't think you were going to do this in a day."}, {"start": 25303.12, "end": 25305.12, "text": " But, Jinxy, Jinxy, can I just tell you something?"}, {"start": 25305.12, "end": 25307.12, "text": " Wait, is it on or no?"}, {"start": 25307.12, "end": 25309.12, "text": " I'm going to give him a sign. I need to enable virtual webcam."}, {"start": 25312.12, "end": 25313.12, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 25313.12, "end": 25315.12, "text": " Bro, what about the time machine ritual?"}, {"start": 25315.12, "end": 25318.12, "text": " We don't need to do it because if you overuse the time machine ritual,"}, {"start": 25318.12, "end": 25320.12, "text": " then you actually enable loser's queue."}, {"start": 25320.12, "end": 25329.6, "text": " Q. Okay, Jinxie, I need to tell you something. Because what if I told you that this time,"}, {"start": 25329.6, "end": 25335.16, "text": " hitting challenger, I wasn't the one that gave myself the urge and the desire to hit"}, {"start": 25335.16, "end": 25340.92, "text": " it. And what if I told you that I haven't even felt that burning passion and desire"}, {"start": 25340.92, "end": 25346.64, "text": " for a while. But what if I said there was a man that I talked to recently, about a month"}, {"start": 25346.64, "end": 25354.44, "text": " ago. That looked at me and said, how can you be content with where you're at? And when"}, {"start": 25354.44, "end": 25361.12, "text": " that man told me that, it ignited a flame within me. And when I saw that man being willing"}, {"start": 25361.12, "end": 25367.399999999998, "text": " to chew up every day, day in, day out and fucking go for his goals too and chase his"}, {"start": 25367.399999999998, "end": 25373.559999999998, "text": " fucking dreams, it made me re-remember some of my own. And you know who that man fucking"}, {"start": 25373.56, "end": 25388.2, "text": " was Jinxie? Who? It was you, bro. Seriously? Yes. You were the one, Jinxie, that reignited"}, {"start": 25388.2, "end": 25394.84, "text": " me. You told me the things that I needed to hear, even if they sounded a little bit harsh"}, {"start": 25394.84, "end": 25400.600000000002, "text": " at the time. But it's because sometimes you're just seeing a little bit of tough love to overcome"}, {"start": 25400.600000000002, "end": 25407.600000000002, "text": " the hurdles do you know what I mean"}, {"start": 25407.600000000002, "end": 25411.04, "text": " cameras broken but I wouldn't worry about it right now what no it's a it's"}, {"start": 25411.04, "end": 25417.280000000002, "text": " enabled it just says error really can't you should worry about it though about"}, {"start": 25417.280000000002, "end": 25425.320000000003, "text": " now notice yes yes yes nice let's go you look ripped right now holy shit not"}, {"start": 25425.320000000003, "end": 25430.52, "text": " ripped bro jing see do you like my shirt look don't kill my pump yes I"}, {"start": 25430.52, "end": 25433.24, "text": " I can't thank you look look at the back"}, {"start": 25435.16, "end": 25437.36, "text": " Bro have time to work out if you play league"}, {"start": 25438.72, "end": 25444.44, "text": " Because the trick is that you start your day off with the gym because the promise that if you don't you're gonna lose games"}, {"start": 25444.44, "end": 25448.36, "text": " I mean when you lose games, you're not gonna want to work out anymore"}, {"start": 25449.2, "end": 25454.36, "text": " Got it. Okay, because like if you do your workouts at the end of the day the promise that you're gonna sit there and be like"}, {"start": 25454.36, "end": 25458.72, "text": " Yeah, I don't feel like doing this anymore. I need to rage to another game, and then you're just never gonna work out"}, {"start": 25460.52, "end": 25464.08, "text": " So you get your you get your work out done first and then you lose your mind"}, {"start": 25464.36, "end": 25466.36, "text": " Don't test"}, {"start": 25466.96, "end": 25470.02, "text": " Your two wins out of challenger, I'm just gonna let you lock in okay"}, {"start": 25472.36, "end": 25477.68, "text": " Yeah, so now we're gonna do something for top to bottom okay, I decided to do on hit instead of crit this game"}, {"start": 25479.36, "end": 25483.84, "text": " Just because like since I'm normally builds tank here, and I was a bit worried"}, {"start": 25484.64, "end": 25489.38, "text": " But you know what nah, I should have actually one crit this game, but it doesn't really matter like whether you go crit or on hit"}, {"start": 25489.38, "end": 25490.48, "text": " it's like"}, {"start": 25490.48, "end": 25496.74, "text": " Crit is only really like super super important if you have somebody that you need like literally one shot or they kill you like vain or some shit"}, {"start": 25497.4, "end": 25499.4, "text": " But like in a game like this we should be fine"}, {"start": 25500.600000000002, "end": 25506.36, "text": " Why did Keanu say meow who wants to who plays little girl?"}, {"start": 25507.2, "end": 25509.2, "text": " Because she's leaning versus a little girl"}, {"start": 25510.52, "end": 25514.100000000002, "text": " So you remember when I told you that like league players jerk off to the champs they mean"}, {"start": 25514.100000000002, "end": 25518.100000000002, "text": " Yes, that was one of the first things you told me actually."}, {"start": 25518.100000000002, "end": 25522.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, that's why you should never be friends with anyone, Shrek. That's what I'm going to say."}, {"start": 25528.100000000002, "end": 25529.100000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 25529.100000000002, "end": 25533.100000000002, "text": " Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the rest of the clear."}, {"start": 25533.100000000002, "end": 25537.100000000002, "text": " So, Jinx, I want to show you something. You see how Xenna has 12 CS?"}, {"start": 25537.100000000002, "end": 25538.100000000002, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 25538.100000000002, "end": 25542.100000000002, "text": " It means I cleared three camps. I see his wrappers are on timer,"}, {"start": 25542.100000000002, "end": 25546.7, "text": " And I also see that his raptors were done 10 seconds before my Krugs."}, {"start": 25546.7, "end": 25549.100000000002, "text": " So I can assume with all this information,"}, {"start": 25549.100000000002, "end": 25552.300000000003, "text": " this guy needs to kill himself in-game."}, {"start": 25552.300000000003, "end": 25555.500000000004, "text": " So I can assume with all this information"}, {"start": 25555.500000000004, "end": 25559.7, "text": " that he just recounts his bot side and then look for bot gank, right?"}, {"start": 25559.7, "end": 25562.300000000003, "text": " So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the Gromp,"}, {"start": 25562.300000000003, "end": 25565.500000000004, "text": " and then after the Gromp, we're going to look on the crab."}, {"start": 25565.500000000004, "end": 25568.300000000003, "text": " And we can also look for double crab too because he's super delayed."}, {"start": 25568.3, "end": 25575.3, "text": " Okay, not test. I don't want you to be nervous, but if you win this, bro, you're on your challenge, I think."}, {"start": 25575.3, "end": 25578.3, "text": " Nice! Good start."}, {"start": 25578.3, "end": 25582.3, "text": " So now we're not going to go for the crab yet because this is more tempting."}, {"start": 25590.3, "end": 25592.3, "text": " Wow, not so lucky."}, {"start": 25592.3, "end": 25597.3, "text": " You're good. Hey, hey, you're good. Head up, kid. You're good. You're looking good out there."}, {"start": 25598.3, "end": 25606.52, "text": " Okay, so now Zinzau is ganking mid, and you say oh yeah, 16 CS?"}, {"start": 25606.52, "end": 25611.059999999998, "text": " Something's what he probably did was he took the top crab and then he's ganking mid again."}, {"start": 25611.059999999998, "end": 25613.38, "text": " So now we're just gonna walk here."}, {"start": 25613.38, "end": 25617.26, "text": " So now because Zinzau's clearing his top side now, because he never cleared it before,"}, {"start": 25617.26, "end": 25622.02, "text": " we're just gonna take the raptor camp."}, {"start": 25622.02, "end": 25623.5, "text": " That's actually really fucking smart."}, {"start": 25623.5, "end": 25625.46, "text": " God, I don't think like that."}, {"start": 25625.46, "end": 25628.46, "text": " Yep, but one day you will bro, one day you will."}, {"start": 25629.46, "end": 25631.46, "text": " So crazy."}, {"start": 25632.46, "end": 25634.46, "text": " So now I'm gonna look towards mid."}, {"start": 25634.46, "end": 25636.46, "text": " This looks tempting."}, {"start": 25636.46, "end": 25637.46, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 25637.46, "end": 25639.46, "text": " So we're gonna walk in."}, {"start": 25639.46, "end": 25641.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 25657.46, "end": 25662.46, "text": " Good kill boy good kill don't pass. I thought you were dead there. I'm not even gonna lie. What the fuck is that character?"}, {"start": 25662.46, "end": 25664.46, "text": " What is that? Yeah, she's fucking bullshit"}, {"start": 25664.46, "end": 25670.46, "text": " She goes invisible or invisible? Invisible and then just like zaps you?"}, {"start": 25670.46, "end": 25681.46, "text": " Yeah, so pretty much she has an ability where depending on where she presses it, if it's on water, a wall, or grass, she gets one of three effects."}, {"start": 25681.46, "end": 25688.46, "text": " One of them gives her more damage if you're low HP, the other one roots you so you can't move, and the other one makes her go invisible."}, {"start": 25688.46, "end": 25698.46, "text": " Derek just said can you ask Donfads to strip? I'm close and I just need a little push."}, {"start": 25698.46, "end": 25701.46, "text": " Okay, Jinxie, repeat after me, okay? Ten?"}, {"start": 25701.46, "end": 25702.46, "text": " Ten."}, {"start": 25702.46, "end": 25703.46, "text": " Nine."}, {"start": 25703.46, "end": 25704.46, "text": " Nine."}, {"start": 25704.46, "end": 25705.46, "text": " Eight."}, {"start": 25705.46, "end": 25706.46, "text": " Eight."}, {"start": 25706.46, "end": 25707.46, "text": " Seven."}, {"start": 25707.46, "end": 25708.46, "text": " Seven."}, {"start": 25708.46, "end": 25709.46, "text": " Six."}, {"start": 25709.46, "end": 25710.46, "text": " Six."}, {"start": 25710.46, "end": 25711.46, "text": " Five."}, {"start": 25711.46, "end": 25712.46, "text": " Five."}, {"start": 25712.46, "end": 25713.46, "text": " Four."}, {"start": 25713.46, "end": 25714.46, "text": " Four."}, {"start": 25714.46, "end": 25715.46, "text": " Three."}, {"start": 25715.46, "end": 25716.46, "text": " Three."}, {"start": 25716.46, "end": 25717.46, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 25717.46, "end": 25720.3, "text": " one now you have permission to bust"}, {"start": 25720.3, "end": 25724.059999999998, "text": " okay whoever that guy is"}, {"start": 25724.059999999998, "end": 25728.2, "text": " there you go nice we just duoed"}, {"start": 25728.2, "end": 25732.579999999998, "text": " J.O.I. bro"}, {"start": 25732.579999999998, "end": 25736.739999999998, "text": " okay so now we're gonna do this we're gonna look for the wolves and after the wolves we're gonna look on the uh"}, {"start": 25736.739999999998, "end": 25740.42, "text": " the gromp you're looking good dot test you got to wrap two kills"}, {"start": 25740.42, "end": 25743.42, "text": " no i'm not sick and very good for us"}, {"start": 25743.420000000002, "end": 25750.780000000002, "text": " So now what we're going to do is we're going to play on the Crab Aftert to this up in like"}, {"start": 25750.780000000002, "end": 25754.08, "text": " 10 seconds and then we're going to invade this Raptors again because I know I'm going"}, {"start": 25754.08, "end": 25757.18, "text": " to have level 6 advantage."}, {"start": 25757.18, "end": 25761.660000000003, "text": " So what I'm going to do is I'm actually going to ping my support to rotate with me."}, {"start": 25761.660000000003, "end": 25764.58, "text": " So when you're level 6 and someone's level 5 it's the most OP thing ever because you"}, {"start": 25764.58, "end": 25765.58, "text": " have their old make out."}, {"start": 25765.58, "end": 25769.58, "text": " Yeah boy, give me one second, one sec."}, {"start": 25769.58, "end": 25788.88, "text": " yes yes yes yes that's my fucking coat there he is this one's for my fucking"}, {"start": 25788.88, "end": 25790.88, "text": " student baby"}, {"start": 25794.16, "end": 25795.920000000002, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 25795.920000000002, "end": 25798.34, "text": " In this game, and you're on your challenger game"}, {"start": 25799.08, "end": 25801.08, "text": " We just got focused just got focused"}, {"start": 25802.16, "end": 25804.32, "text": " I'm not finished like Cody Bryant said"}, {"start": 25805.960000000003, "end": 25809.32, "text": " But I'll have to see if we actually are only two wins away from challenger"}, {"start": 25810.2, "end": 25817.280000000002, "text": " Me oh, what do you mean because the problem is that you remember how I told you how like challenger and grandmas are working like cut-offs"}, {"start": 25817.28, "end": 25823.28, "text": " Yeah, kind of, but not really. I don't know what it means."}, {"start": 25823.28, "end": 25827.28, "text": " So Challenger is the top 300 and Grandmaster is the top 1000, right?"}, {"start": 25827.28, "end": 25831.28, "text": " But what happens is that if the top 300 ends up getting higher than your current LP,"}, {"start": 25831.28, "end": 25837.28, "text": " then even if you don't lose, you can still end up not being challenger."}, {"start": 25837.28, "end": 25843.28, "text": " So what we're going to have to do is verify that the cutoff won't go above where we end after our next game,"}, {"start": 25843.28, "end": 25846.28, "text": " because we might have to play another 2 after this one, we'll see."}, {"start": 25846.28, "end": 25849.879999999997, "text": " So maybe after this game see, see if you're one off or two off."}, {"start": 25849.879999999997, "end": 25850.879999999997, "text": " Yep, exactly."}, {"start": 25850.879999999997, "end": 25853.28, "text": " Just so you know you're in for them."}, {"start": 25853.28, "end": 25857.239999999998, "text": " Okay, Jhin, see."}, {"start": 25857.239999999998, "end": 25859.6, "text": " You're playing great this game, bro, holy shit!"}, {"start": 25859.6, "end": 25863.879999999997, "text": " Team's playing good, this is good, this is how league should be."}, {"start": 25863.879999999997, "end": 25867.68, "text": " Yep, and you're gonna notice that the biggest difference between these games and your iron"}, {"start": 25867.68, "end": 25872.52, "text": " ones is that your iron ones last like literally 45 minutes, whereas these ones, they like"}, {"start": 25872.52, "end": 25874.64, "text": " normally last around like 20 to 25."}, {"start": 25874.64, "end": 25880.16, "text": " Yeah, because when a team has an advantage to end, they just end instantly every time."}, {"start": 25880.16, "end": 25881.16, "text": " Irons don't end."}, {"start": 25881.16, "end": 25882.16, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 25882.16, "end": 25886.36, "text": " They never know what to do."}, {"start": 25886.36, "end": 25887.36, "text": " What do you do?"}, {"start": 25887.36, "end": 25892.32, "text": " You just like push waves and get turrets?"}, {"start": 25892.32, "end": 25893.92, "text": " Do you want me to like explain?"}, {"start": 25893.92, "end": 25895.84, "text": " Sure, yeah, if you can."}, {"start": 25895.84, "end": 25899.899999999998, "text": " Okay, so in the mid game there's an order of priority, right?"}, {"start": 25899.9, "end": 25907.260000000002, "text": " So the order priority is objective, lane, enemy jungle, and then your jungle."}, {"start": 25907.260000000002, "end": 25911.5, "text": " So what that means is that you essentially want to play the entire game off like pushing"}, {"start": 25911.5, "end": 25916.66, "text": " lanes or going for objectives or setting up the objectives by pushing the lanes."}, {"start": 25916.66, "end": 25920.9, "text": " And then you need to like progressively like take turrets and do all that kind of shit."}, {"start": 25920.9, "end": 25922.300000000003, "text": " I'm all thinking it's fucking endless."}, {"start": 25922.3, "end": 25928.54, "text": " You're actually playing so fucking good, don't test."}, {"start": 25928.54, "end": 25930.98, "text": " Holy shit, bro."}, {"start": 25930.98, "end": 25934.42, "text": " This is looking like a challenger night, man."}, {"start": 25934.42, "end": 25936.38, "text": " You know what the craziest thing is, JnC?"}, {"start": 25936.38, "end": 25937.38, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 25937.38, "end": 25940.94, "text": " The only reason why I started playing Master Yi again was because I could become a better"}, {"start": 25940.94, "end": 25941.94, "text": " coach for you."}, {"start": 25941.94, "end": 25946.1, "text": " And now I have an above 70% win rate over 40 games in Master Plus, you know?"}, {"start": 25946.1, "end": 25948.899999999998, "text": " So you're even better with Yi than you are with Hackerum?"}, {"start": 25948.9, "end": 25951.600000000002, "text": " It's not better, it's just that Yi is more broken, so it's like..."}, {"start": 25953.100000000002, "end": 25955.600000000002, "text": " Yeah, Yi is broken. Hecarim isn't broken, you're just good with him."}, {"start": 25956.2, "end": 25959.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, because the problem with Hecarim is that Hecarim doesn't scale."}, {"start": 25959.100000000002, "end": 25961.100000000002, "text": " But Yi gets the three items and just won the game."}, {"start": 25967.300000000003, "end": 25970.100000000002, "text": " Bro, it's looking really good this game, but remember, don't think you're lasting dead."}, {"start": 25970.100000000002, "end": 25971.2, "text": " It's no jinxing, Lolo."}, {"start": 25972.0, "end": 25974.800000000003, "text": " Since I was gonna walk in this bush, I'm not gonna kill him when he does."}, {"start": 25975.0, "end": 25977.4, "text": " And if he doesn't walk in this bush, it's because he's on his Krugs."}, {"start": 25977.4, "end": 25981.280000000002, "text": " So now watch this prediction since I was gonna be right here. You ready?"}, {"start": 25985.24, "end": 25987.800000000003, "text": " Well, I was wrong. Yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 25988.800000000003, "end": 25991.84, "text": " No, I like now. Yeah, no, it's okay. So sometimes you like"}, {"start": 25994.440000000002, "end": 25996.440000000002, "text": " Stream crash, I think I'm back"}, {"start": 25999.36, "end": 26001.36, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 26001.36, "end": 26011.760000000002, "text": " I should not be queued in that's my fault low key though if I'm the one that dies over"}, {"start": 26011.760000000002, "end": 26027.08, "text": " I mean you guys are still weird and they're completely trolling here like I think this"}, {"start": 26027.08, "end": 26029.08, "text": " he needs to get shot in the head"}, {"start": 26029.08, "end": 26054.24, "text": " Yeah, not in your life."}, {"start": 26054.24, "end": 26057.24, "text": " So in my one, we're winning the game like literally like two minutes ago."}, {"start": 26059.24, "end": 26060.24, "text": " Uh, yep."}, {"start": 26060.24, "end": 26061.24, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 26061.24, "end": 26064.24, "text": " Uh, it all fell apart in the last like three seconds."}, {"start": 26069.24, "end": 26070.24, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 26071.24, "end": 26073.24, "text": " I have good news though."}, {"start": 26074.24, "end": 26078.24, "text": " The good news is if we just forget about the last like two minutes that happened,"}, {"start": 26078.24, "end": 26081.24, "text": " and we like focus on the game as it is now,"}, {"start": 26081.24, "end": 26085.24, "text": " Then it's like we're playing an even game. We just seem to like forget that we were ahead. Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 26086.24, "end": 26087.24, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 26087.24, "end": 26089.24, "text": " So we gaslight ourselves to preserve our mental health?"}, {"start": 26090.24, "end": 26091.24, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 26095.24, "end": 26096.24, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 26104.24, "end": 26106.24, "text": " That was cool. You had that to bounce your T8 wire."}, {"start": 26106.24, "end": 26114.24, "text": " hopefully she bounces her head off the pavements after this game"}, {"start": 26114.24, "end": 26134.74, "text": " in game yep why are you laughing bro I don't I'm trying to let you lock in"}, {"start": 26134.74, "end": 26140.980000000003, "text": " before you can't it's okay well what's so funny tell me nothing nothing bro"}, {"start": 26140.980000000003, "end": 26147.22, "text": " literally nothing just you lock in okay I don't want to mess this up because I'm"}, {"start": 26147.22, "end": 26152.140000000003, "text": " gonna feel like a piece of shit if I distract you and then you say just focus"}, {"start": 26152.140000000003, "end": 26162.100000000002, "text": " okay the whole challenge is you get challenger browning out and it's funny"}, {"start": 26162.100000000002, "end": 26164.54, "text": " because literally the first day I met you I gained this challenge"}, {"start": 26164.54, "end": 26167.100000000002, "text": " so somebody's been like exactly a month since I met you"}, {"start": 26167.100000000002, "end": 26168.620000000003, "text": " yep, literally"}, {"start": 26168.620000000003, "end": 26170.620000000003, "text": " time fucking flies dude"}, {"start": 26187.180000000004, "end": 26189.180000000004, "text": " alright"}, {"start": 26192.100000000002, "end": 26206.74, "text": " The"}, {"start": 26236.74, "end": 26238.74, "text": " Yeah, what's wrong?"}, {"start": 26238.74, "end": 26240.74, "text": " Uh, Renekton got the shutdown."}, {"start": 26242.74, "end": 26244.74, "text": " Well, at least he's stronger, right?"}, {"start": 26246.74, "end": 26250.74, "text": " Yeah, but do you know the problem with your teammate getting a lead in Ligas?"}, {"start": 26250.74, "end": 26251.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 26251.74, "end": 26253.74, "text": " That you can't trust them."}, {"start": 26254.74, "end": 26258.74, "text": " Well, that's not bad. Maybe I'm here to tell you maybe you can trust your top laner."}, {"start": 26259.74, "end": 26261.74, "text": " Check the tab. Let's see how he's doing."}, {"start": 26263.74, "end": 26265.74, "text": " Hey, he's doing one, bro."}, {"start": 26265.74, "end": 26272.18, "text": " Bro Jinxie Jinxie. I don't give a fuck what his score is his name is gooba gooba hashtag fuba"}, {"start": 26272.7, "end": 26275.06, "text": " You know like do you understand what that's like?"}, {"start": 26277.260000000002, "end": 26280.58, "text": " It's like you're in a fucking zombie apocalypse, right and like"}, {"start": 26281.140000000003, "end": 26289.22, "text": " Only one person in the fucking in the refugee camp that you're living in has all the weapons and his name is like Billy Bob Bob"}, {"start": 26289.22, "end": 26294.86, "text": " Jillson like how the fuck can you ever trust this guy? You don't get you know what you're complaining"}, {"start": 26295.14, "end": 26297.54, "text": " Don't ask turn into coach. Don't ask now"}, {"start": 26297.98, "end": 26298.58, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 26298.58, "end": 26301.420000000002, "text": " So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the wolves and after the wolves"}, {"start": 26301.420000000002, "end": 26306.620000000003, "text": " I wanted to look for the topside so the reptile this ups you're gonna want to like look for the Herald here"}, {"start": 26306.780000000002, "end": 26309.620000000003, "text": " Crab is up too, but you're not gonna want to look for a fight just yet"}, {"start": 26309.780000000002, "end": 26314.940000000002, "text": " No, remember you want to play for Gwyn's who's time around as well. So just keep farming. This is good"}, {"start": 26314.940000000002, "end": 26322.820000000003, "text": " Okay, so now what I wanted to do is I wanted to look for this."}, {"start": 26322.820000000003, "end": 26334.140000000003, "text": " Now don't walk up too far, I wanted to look top."}, {"start": 26334.140000000003, "end": 26335.140000000003, "text": " Flash for the Q."}, {"start": 26335.140000000003, "end": 26336.140000000003, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 26336.140000000003, "end": 26344.140000000003, "text": " You're the best ever, you're the best ever."}, {"start": 26344.14, "end": 26353.22, "text": " the best ever, Dantez! This will happen when you coach yourself, man! Come on! Now what,"}, {"start": 26353.22, "end": 26358.22, "text": " coach? Now we whip our fucking dick-sit and we start getting them sucked by ourselves"}, {"start": 26358.22, "end": 26360.22, "text": " as we speak."}, {"start": 26360.22, "end": 26362.22, "text": " Ginksy!"}, {"start": 26362.22, "end": 26364.22, "text": " She read me now!"}, {"start": 26364.22, "end": 26366.22, "text": " Ginksy!"}, {"start": 26366.22, "end": 26368.22, "text": " Ginksy!"}, {"start": 26368.22, "end": 26370.22, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 26370.22, "end": 26372.22, "text": " For the second I'm smurfing hard as fuck right now."}, {"start": 26372.22, "end": 26374.22, "text": " For the second I'm smurfing hard as fuck right now."}, {"start": 26374.22, "end": 26376.22, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 26376.22, "end": 26378.22, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 26378.22, "end": 26380.22, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 26380.22, "end": 26382.22, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 26382.22, "end": 26384.22, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 26384.22, "end": 26386.22, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 26386.22, "end": 26396.22, "text": " Why do you keep laughing?"}, {"start": 26396.22, "end": 26403.9, "text": " Bro, I think you, okay, I think you might, you know what?"}, {"start": 26403.9, "end": 26404.9, "text": " You got it."}, {"start": 26404.9, "end": 26407.34, "text": " Jensy, why do you keep laughing?"}, {"start": 26407.34, "end": 26408.34, "text": " Tell me."}, {"start": 26408.34, "end": 26412.620000000003, "text": " I think you have a little bit of a tism, bro."}, {"start": 26412.620000000003, "end": 26413.620000000003, "text": " But it's good."}, {"start": 26413.62, "end": 26419.039999999997, "text": " Like, I think Tism, like you said, you weaponize it and it's positive, bro."}, {"start": 26419.039999999997, "end": 26421.62, "text": " Bro, what if I told you I have the dawn Tism?"}, {"start": 26424.32, "end": 26432.26, "text": " Bro, like, I just, like, I just imagine your wife is just sitting in like, just sitting in the house and she just hears you go,"}, {"start": 26432.26, "end": 26436.26, "text": " WAAAARTH, like, I just imagine that, that's why I laugh."}, {"start": 26436.26, "end": 26437.76, "text": " Yeah, she's used to it."}, {"start": 26437.760000000002, "end": 26444.120000000003, "text": " No, you know I'm an ironically Stockholm syndrome like my entire family and my wife at some point too"}, {"start": 26444.36, "end": 26449.68, "text": " Because like they get so used to like the house being loud because I'm here that then when I'm like gone"}, {"start": 26449.88, "end": 26451.88, "text": " They miss me like they miss all the noise"}, {"start": 26453.88, "end": 26455.88, "text": " Really yeah"}, {"start": 26461.88, "end": 26463.88, "text": " That's you a dragon"}, {"start": 26463.88, "end": 26466.68, "text": " This is your kill on nighthawk or her"}, {"start": 26470.36, "end": 26472.36, "text": " You're so fucking god"}, {"start": 26475.04, "end": 26481.04, "text": " One more chance here. No, no get back get back you're greeting. Oh, no"}, {"start": 26486.36, "end": 26488.36, "text": " No"}, {"start": 26493.88, "end": 26497.88, "text": " So that's what you do when you need to fall back?"}, {"start": 26497.88, "end": 26500.88, "text": " Yeah, like I need to restrict myself there."}, {"start": 26500.88, "end": 26504.88, "text": " So you grab your arm, it's actually kind of smart."}, {"start": 26504.88, "end": 26510.88, "text": " Yeah, it's like you have a pitbull full of steroids and then like the local kids at the date carriages start walking past."}, {"start": 26510.88, "end": 26513.88, "text": " Like you need to restrain him or else it's not going to end well in the sun and suns."}, {"start": 26513.88, "end": 26515.88, "text": " Okay, yes."}, {"start": 26515.88, "end": 26522.88, "text": " I think you're one win away man after this win, I think you're one win away man, after"}, {"start": 26522.88, "end": 26524.88, "text": " this win, I think you're one win away man, after this win, I think you're one win away."}, {"start": 26524.88, "end": 26528.88, "text": " Wait, Jynx, do you want me to rage bait a bunch of Pitbull owners right now?"}, {"start": 26528.88, "end": 26529.88, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 26529.88, "end": 26537.08, "text": " Pitbull owners be like, yeah, my dog was literally bred to kill people, but this one's kind of"}, {"start": 26537.08, "end": 26538.08, "text": " chill, trust me."}, {"start": 26538.08, "end": 26543.08, "text": " Bro, you're about to be challenged, you're not dead."}, {"start": 26543.08, "end": 26545.08, "text": " Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry."}, {"start": 26545.08, "end": 26548.08, "text": " Come on, don't test. Focus, concentrate."}, {"start": 26548.08, "end": 26551.08, "text": " Alright. Okay, so now we're going to look for this."}, {"start": 26561.08, "end": 26563.08, "text": " Ironically, this could be fine, though."}, {"start": 26564.08, "end": 26566.08, "text": " Nice! Very good, very good."}, {"start": 26570.08, "end": 26572.08, "text": " This is not that bad."}, {"start": 26575.08, "end": 26582.54, "text": " Alright, Jhinxie, so now Jhinxie, I'm gonna buy an item that's gonna make the enemy team"}, {"start": 26582.54, "end": 26583.54, "text": " wanna kill themselves."}, {"start": 26583.54, "end": 26585.54, "text": " Dragon counts 2-1, kill counts 27-20."}, {"start": 26585.54, "end": 26588.660000000003, "text": " Jhinxie, Jhinxie, are you ready for me to buy an item that's gonna make the enemy team"}, {"start": 26588.660000000003, "end": 26590.160000000003, "text": " wanna kill themselves?"}, {"start": 26590.160000000003, "end": 26591.160000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 26591.160000000003, "end": 26593.160000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 26593.160000000003, "end": 26598.56, "text": " So the second I buy this item, the entire enemy team is gonna be swinging from the rafters,"}, {"start": 26598.56, "end": 26602.4, "text": " like it's fucking Cirque du Soleil, and you're looking at the fucking trapeze artists."}, {"start": 26602.4, "end": 26603.4, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 26603.4, "end": 26604.4, "text": " Red paint."}, {"start": 26604.4, "end": 26606.4, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 26607.4, "end": 26609.4, "text": " Wait look at fucking Baron"}, {"start": 26612.600000000002, "end": 26616.280000000002, "text": " Are you sure you can burn? Well, yeah, then we junglers that why wouldn't we?"}, {"start": 26617.0, "end": 26621.4, "text": " Baron Baron you fucking dirty fucking cock suckers now"}, {"start": 26634.4, "end": 26641.120000000003, "text": " So now I'm going to have to hold on to my Q, so when the Q goes in, I'm just going to"}, {"start": 26641.120000000003, "end": 26642.920000000002, "text": " kill the Baron to dodge her ult."}, {"start": 26642.920000000002, "end": 26647.52, "text": " Can you save your Q?"}, {"start": 26647.52, "end": 26648.52, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 26648.52, "end": 26652.32, "text": " It's funny, you can even use your Q as a escape."}, {"start": 26652.32, "end": 26654.36, "text": " Yes, that's what you're supposed to do."}, {"start": 26654.36, "end": 26658.68, "text": " That's the reason why the biggest errors you're going to see between a low elo and a high"}, {"start": 26658.68, "end": 26662.84, "text": " elo Yi is that, for example, you're always going to lead with your Q, right?"}, {"start": 26662.84, "end": 26668.24, "text": " you engage with your Q? Yeah. You're not supposed to. You're supposed to only use your Q if you"}, {"start": 26668.24, "end": 26672.28, "text": " can't get onto them. You always want to close the distance with your autos and your movement"}, {"start": 26672.28, "end": 26679.36, "text": " speed from alt. Wait, so you're not supposed to lead with your Q? No, because if you lead"}, {"start": 26679.36, "end": 26684.36, "text": " with your Q, then you have no way to escape if they fuck you. Bro, I always lead with"}, {"start": 26684.36, "end": 26687.64, "text": " my Q, that's a problem man. Yeah, but it's fine because you're bronze. I get some really"}, {"start": 26687.64, "end": 26694.84, "text": " get him out of that much and say hi real anyways hey no that's not like this"}, {"start": 26694.84, "end": 26699.559999999998, "text": " response I'm just being serious it's like it's like imagine there's a guy in"}, {"start": 26699.559999999998, "end": 26703.0, "text": " like the special ed class and he sits there and he's like playing dodgeball"}, {"start": 26703.0, "end": 26705.96, "text": " but it's like you don't need to sit down like fucking like break their legs"}, {"start": 26705.96, "end": 26708.399999999998, "text": " before the match because if you just play normally then you're gonna win"}, {"start": 26708.399999999998, "end": 26714.28, "text": " does that make sense hey John says yes I have a question why are you bought now"}, {"start": 26714.28, "end": 26718.1, "text": " because no one's bought because the thing is the enemy team has something called"}, {"start": 26718.1, "end": 26724.0, "text": " wave clear so wave clear is is it's the ability to clear minion waves right so"}, {"start": 26724.0, "end": 26727.78, "text": " because they have that it makes it hard for us to group because if we group"}, {"start": 26727.78, "end": 26731.02, "text": " they're just gonna kill our minions so we can't actually hit the turrets so what"}, {"start": 26731.02, "end": 26735.1, "text": " you're supposed to do in scenarios like this is you're actually just like push"}, {"start": 26735.100000000002, "end": 26747.86, "text": " in different lanes, so you can actually get a lot of pressure like this."}, {"start": 26747.86, "end": 26751.260000000002, "text": " So now we're able to just play on different lanes, and even if our Zerat dies mid-book,"}, {"start": 26751.260000000002, "end": 26753.260000000002, "text": " we're getting bot and we're getting top."}, {"start": 26753.260000000002, "end": 26778.38, "text": " Now we're just going to go for the dragon."}, {"start": 26778.38, "end": 26782.38, "text": " Do you have any questions?"}, {"start": 26782.38, "end": 26786.66, "text": " your game plan after this just recall buy so recall we're gonna buy and then"}, {"start": 26786.66, "end": 26793.7, "text": " we're gonna just walk straight mid after why does everybody always go mid at"}, {"start": 26793.7, "end": 26798.82, "text": " the end is it just cuz it's like the easiest you like swap to look minion wave"}, {"start": 26798.82, "end": 26802.9, "text": " mid minion wave top right the minute the minion wave men is already past the"}, {"start": 26802.9, "end": 26806.74, "text": " enter turret at the outer look where the top one is so the reason why you group"}, {"start": 26806.74, "end": 26808.74, "text": " mid is because your minions are going to be more faster."}, {"start": 26808.74, "end": 26809.74, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 26809.74, "end": 26810.74, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 26810.74, "end": 26811.74, "text": " I didn't know mid was faster."}, {"start": 26811.74, "end": 26812.74, "text": " Yeah, it is."}, {"start": 26812.74, "end": 26814.9, "text": " That's the reason why everyone always groups mid."}, {"start": 26814.9, "end": 26819.5, "text": " And it's also because you have like the easiest way to get crops from your team as well."}, {"start": 26819.5, "end": 26820.5, "text": " Because like..."}, {"start": 26820.5, "end": 26821.5, "text": " Also yeah, it's easier to..."}, {"start": 26821.5, "end": 26822.5, "text": " It's always easy..."}, {"start": 26822.5, "end": 26825.02, "text": " You're always one lane away from mid, but sometimes you're two lanes away from bot."}, {"start": 26825.02, "end": 26826.02, "text": " Exactly, yes."}, {"start": 26826.02, "end": 26832.300000000003, "text": " I think you got this game, bro."}, {"start": 26832.300000000003, "end": 26833.300000000003, "text": " We could."}, {"start": 26833.3, "end": 26841.719999999998, "text": " somebody in the chat said ask about gontas support"}, {"start": 26841.719999999998, "end": 26844.719999999998, "text": " I don't know what the fuck to do, I'm gonna say his name is cookie blob"}, {"start": 26844.719999999998, "end": 26849.32, "text": " I mean he's playing all though, like, I don't know if they're about him"}, {"start": 26849.32, "end": 26853.559999999998, "text": " okay, now he just fuck cus into the ass"}, {"start": 26853.559999999998, "end": 26858.559999999998, "text": " no, I think he means like, when you played support, oh sorry about that"}, {"start": 26858.56, "end": 26865.84, "text": " I don't I don't play it supporters for for losers"}, {"start": 26869.04, "end": 26871.04, "text": " Why kind of agree I"}, {"start": 26871.04, "end": 26875.36, "text": " Just want me to start but so so if you stream and you play support you're there just like nuking your own career"}, {"start": 26876.760000000002, "end": 26882.0, "text": " Because who the fuck is gonna sit there and be like oh my god that support just made a crazy play no one gives a fuck about you"}, {"start": 26882.600000000002, "end": 26884.600000000002, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 26884.600000000002, "end": 26886.600000000002, "text": " you can end"}, {"start": 26886.600000000002, "end": 26888.600000000002, "text": " no way"}, {"start": 26888.600000000002, "end": 26890.600000000002, "text": " walla you can end"}, {"start": 26890.600000000002, "end": 26892.600000000002, "text": " yep"}, {"start": 26892.600000000002, "end": 26894.600000000002, "text": " walla"}, {"start": 26898.600000000002, "end": 26900.600000000002, "text": " bro you do what off"}, {"start": 26904.600000000002, "end": 26906.600000000002, "text": " that's bad bad bad"}, {"start": 26908.600000000002, "end": 26910.600000000002, "text": " bad contest"}, {"start": 26910.600000000002, "end": 26912.600000000002, "text": " bad"}, {"start": 26912.600000000002, "end": 26915.600000000002, "text": " I PULLED THE FUCKING JINGSEE!"}, {"start": 26915.600000000002, "end": 26916.600000000002, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 26917.600000000002, "end": 26919.600000000002, "text": " No, what dantes?"}, {"start": 26919.600000000002, "end": 26921.600000000002, "text": " Bro, that's some shit I would do."}, {"start": 26921.600000000002, "end": 26922.600000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 26922.600000000002, "end": 26924.600000000002, "text": " No, but it's fine though, that's worth."}, {"start": 26924.600000000002, "end": 26928.600000000002, "text": " No, bad. It's not worth. Bad. Bad dantes."}, {"start": 26928.600000000002, "end": 26931.600000000002, "text": " Bro, punish yourself for that. That's bullshit."}, {"start": 26931.600000000002, "end": 26933.600000000002, "text": " You need to punish yourself now."}, {"start": 26933.600000000002, "end": 26934.600000000002, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 26935.600000000002, "end": 26937.600000000002, "text": " Do you want me to do it again?"}, {"start": 26937.600000000002, "end": 26939.600000000002, "text": " Yes, for the rest of 25 seconds."}, {"start": 26939.600000000002, "end": 26941.600000000002, "text": " Ow. Ow. Ow. Fuck."}, {"start": 26942.600000000002, "end": 26945.4, "text": " Jinxie can I stop? I'm sorry I heard my cheek because of this."}, {"start": 26945.4, "end": 26947.4, "text": " No. Why would you fall and die?"}, {"start": 26947.4, "end": 26949.4, "text": " I'm sorry. Ow. Fuck!"}, {"start": 26949.4, "end": 26952.4, "text": " FUCK! STOP! STOP!"}, {"start": 26952.4, "end": 26954.4, "text": " Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I'm sorry I'm gonna be turned on."}, {"start": 26954.4, "end": 26956.4, "text": " Yeah, dude. Fucking hard a bit."}, {"start": 26956.4, "end": 26957.4, "text": " Endgame."}, {"start": 26957.4, "end": 26959.4, "text": " Ah, okay, anyways."}, {"start": 26959.4, "end": 26961.4, "text": " Yeah, I'm joking."}, {"start": 26961.4, "end": 26962.4, "text": " Ah, it's a joke."}, {"start": 26962.4, "end": 26965.4, "text": " Okay, so now all we're gonna do is we're gonna look for a midfight."}, {"start": 26965.4, "end": 26967.4, "text": " Bro, I think you entered the match."}, {"start": 26967.4, "end": 26970.4, "text": " No, no, we still won, bro. We cannot lose this one."}, {"start": 26972.600000000002, "end": 26977.300000000003, "text": " yep there you go that's the one right there oh yeah you guys just won nice"}, {"start": 26977.300000000003, "end": 26985.500000000004, "text": " guys everybody's dead you clean up let's fucking go don't ask all you yep and"}, {"start": 26985.500000000004, "end": 26997.02, "text": " now we end beautiful no we can't on yet we have to play Baron no because the"}, {"start": 26997.02, "end": 27000.140000000003, "text": " problem is that they they can just go back to base so we should just plan the"}, {"start": 27030.14, "end": 27032.14, "text": " I don't think this is going to happen today."}, {"start": 27032.14, "end": 27033.82, "text": " I mean, I'm going to be honest."}, {"start": 27033.82, "end": 27036.14, "text": " The thing is that me neither."}, {"start": 27036.14, "end": 27039.02, "text": " But it's like sometimes you just got to fucking give it your all anyways."}, {"start": 27039.02, "end": 27040.46, "text": " Do you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 27040.46, "end": 27040.96, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 27046.26, "end": 27050.3, "text": " Jinx, he asked Dantez when you and him are going for a Korea boot camp,"}, {"start": 27050.3, "end": 27054.22, "text": " like me and you go to Korea, play Korea servers?"}, {"start": 27054.22, "end": 27059.86, "text": " I would say, listen, maybe sometime next year, maybe."}, {"start": 27059.86, "end": 27062.260000000002, "text": " yeah why would i go korea because right now i'm bronze"}, {"start": 27062.260000000002, "end": 27063.100000000002, "text": " yeah exactly"}, {"start": 27063.100000000002, "end": 27069.3, "text": " but i can imagine you get like master plus it could be cool"}, {"start": 27069.3, "end": 27076.100000000002, "text": " you just found this dragon"}, {"start": 27076.100000000002, "end": 27078.440000000002, "text": " you just like insistened that we're getting"}, {"start": 27078.440000000002, "end": 27080.38, "text": " wait how'd you do that how'd you zoom in"}, {"start": 27080.38, "end": 27084.36, "text": " uh... your mouse wheel"}, {"start": 27084.36, "end": 27088.72, "text": " if you score your mouse you'll end then it zooms in if you score it out then zooms up"}, {"start": 27088.72, "end": 27090.72, "text": " They're all made of them."}, {"start": 27090.72, "end": 27092.72, "text": " They're all made of them."}, {"start": 27095.72, "end": 27096.72, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 27096.72, "end": 27098.72, "text": " That Zin's dead on my screen!"}, {"start": 27102.72, "end": 27104.72, "text": " Oh, oh my god!"}, {"start": 27104.72, "end": 27105.72, "text": " Nice, nice."}, {"start": 27105.72, "end": 27107.72, "text": " Woo! That's hub, top end, top end, top end."}, {"start": 27107.72, "end": 27108.72, "text": " There we go!"}, {"start": 27109.72, "end": 27112.72, "text": " That's what we're fucking talking about, Jamin!"}, {"start": 27114.72, "end": 27117.72, "text": " Bro, you did it, Dundun! You're one away!"}, {"start": 27117.72, "end": 27119.72, "text": " You're one away!"}, {"start": 27120.920000000002, "end": 27122.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, I think the game is actually ended now"}, {"start": 27124.4, "end": 27126.4, "text": " Holy fuck"}, {"start": 27126.600000000002, "end": 27133.14, "text": " Bro, you're one away. Holy shit. Wait, now we're gonna see if we are. Wait, let me take a piss and I will do the calculations"}, {"start": 27133.14, "end": 27135.14, "text": " I'll be right back one second. Okay"}, {"start": 27136.02, "end": 27138.02, "text": " One away"}, {"start": 27139.72, "end": 27145.02, "text": " Well Chad, he's either one or two away. He's either one or two away"}, {"start": 27147.72, "end": 27156.300000000003, "text": " Bro, Chad, I'm just gonna be honest, I did not think this guy would actually go 12 wins"}, {"start": 27156.300000000003, "end": 27159.300000000003, "text": " positive in a day at Grand Master Elongue."}, {"start": 27159.300000000003, "end": 27163.100000000002, "text": " That is disgusting."}, {"start": 27163.100000000002, "end": 27168.420000000002, "text": " So Chad, he's either one away or two away, right?"}, {"start": 27168.420000000002, "end": 27173.9, "text": " Guys, this is it."}, {"start": 27173.9, "end": 27177.9, "text": " Guys, this is actually it."}, {"start": 27181.9, "end": 27185.9, "text": " Wait, he got 29?"}, {"start": 27185.9, "end": 27191.9, "text": " He's Grandmaster 907 LP."}, {"start": 27191.9, "end": 27195.9, "text": " Imagine double LP, I know."}, {"start": 27195.9, "end": 27210.38, "text": " Bro, I don't know, I don't know the calculations guys, I really don't know."}, {"start": 27210.38, "end": 27215.620000000003, "text": " 920 LP is the cutoff, if that's the cutoff, he's won off."}, {"start": 27215.620000000003, "end": 27219.980000000003, "text": " If that's the cutoff, he's 13 LP away, 920, are you sure?"}, {"start": 27219.980000000003, "end": 27225.02, "text": " He's playing so good right now, yeah, he's playing good every game, but he never really"}, {"start": 27225.02, "end": 27231.02, "text": " 920 LP is the cutoff."}, {"start": 27231.02, "end": 27232.02, "text": " Yo, Duffdes!"}, {"start": 27232.02, "end": 27234.02, "text": " Are you ready to do the math?"}, {"start": 27234.02, "end": 27237.02, "text": " Yes, you're 907 currently."}, {"start": 27237.02, "end": 27240.02, "text": " Okay, so now let me show you how it looks for people in high rank, okay?"}, {"start": 27240.02, "end": 27243.02, "text": " So we click over here, and then you see this little rank tab?"}, {"start": 27243.02, "end": 27245.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 27245.02, "end": 27249.02, "text": " Okay, so now we're seeing that everyone's rank is here."}, {"start": 27249.02, "end": 27263.8, "text": " here so it looks like if we're gonna win RLP would be 907 plus 29 what is that 936"}, {"start": 27263.8, "end": 27268.28, "text": " right so now what we're gonna have to do is we're gonna have to calculate how"}, {"start": 27268.28, "end": 27275.9, "text": " many people that puts us above okay so let's look in challenge number one right"}, {"start": 27275.9, "end": 27278.18, "text": " Who's number one in Challenger?"}, {"start": 27278.18, "end": 27281.58, "text": " Uh, I got it in Ken V."}, {"start": 27281.58, "end": 27283.58, "text": " I should not guys mouth a few days ago."}, {"start": 27283.58, "end": 27284.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 27284.58, "end": 27288.58, "text": " All right, are you looking?"}, {"start": 27288.58, "end": 27289.980000000003, "text": " Yes, I see."}, {"start": 27289.980000000003, "end": 27298.16, "text": " Okay, so if we were to get 936LP, it would put us above all these people."}, {"start": 27298.16, "end": 27304.34, "text": " So that means that if we get 936LP and if we win this game, we guarantee Challenger."}, {"start": 27304.34, "end": 27308.34, "text": " So you're one off."}, {"start": 27308.34, "end": 27312.5, "text": " Bro, you're actually one off, like for sure one off."}, {"start": 27312.5, "end": 27315.46, "text": " Dude, I really think you should listen to a speech or something"}, {"start": 27315.46, "end": 27316.94, "text": " before you play."}, {"start": 27316.94, "end": 27319.02, "text": " Now let me ask you a question, Lindsey."}, {"start": 27319.02, "end": 27323.86, "text": " Should I listen to a speech or should I make my own?"}, {"start": 27323.86, "end": 27325.58, "text": " I think you should make your own."}, {"start": 27325.58, "end": 27326.22, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 27326.22, "end": 27327.94, "text": " Are you ready?"}, {"start": 27327.94, "end": 27328.44, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 27328.440000000002, "end": 27344.36, "text": " chat. He's one went away from challenging. I was here in the chat, Jynx here. Wait. In"}, {"start": 27344.36, "end": 27352.680000000004, "text": " life, there are going to be people that tell you that you're never going to make it. They're"}, {"start": 27352.68, "end": 27359.32, "text": " going to look at you in your face, they're going to look into your eyes, and the only"}, {"start": 27359.32, "end": 27367.64, "text": " thing that will come out of their mouth are words with the intention to crush your dreams."}, {"start": 27367.64, "end": 27378.0, "text": " Now the reason why they do this isn't necessarily malicious, and it might not even be malintentioned."}, {"start": 27378.0, "end": 27385.68, "text": " The reason why they do this is because people are comfortable seeing you where you make"}, {"start": 27385.68, "end": 27388.48, "text": " them comfortable."}, {"start": 27388.48, "end": 27397.96, "text": " People are happy when those around them aren't able to succeed and overcome because if those"}, {"start": 27397.96, "end": 27408.12, "text": " people were able to, then what does it mean for those that didn't try?"}, {"start": 27408.12, "end": 27413.92, "text": " The thing about it is that when you look at the top in any industry, a lot of the times"}, {"start": 27413.92, "end": 27421.64, "text": " luck might play a factor, genetics might play a factor, maybe where your upbringing was"}, {"start": 27421.64, "end": 27427.64, "text": " might also play a factor, but one of the biggest factors that's going to actually separate"}, {"start": 27427.64, "end": 27435.28, "text": " those at the top, from those that don't make it, is dedication, its motivation, and it's"}, {"start": 27435.28, "end": 27447.92, "text": " the unending desire and the un-wielding, un-yielding will to overcome."}, {"start": 27447.92, "end": 27453.16, "text": " It's about being able to look at an impossible mountain to climb and think to yourself the"}, {"start": 27453.16, "end": 27456.92, "text": " The only reason why it's impossible is because a path hasn't..."}, {"start": 27483.16, "end": 27485.22, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27513.16, "end": 27515.22, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27543.16, "end": 27545.22, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27573.16, "end": 27575.22, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27603.16, "end": 27605.22, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27633.16, "end": 27663.0, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 27663.0, "end": 27670.2, "text": " all odds and have that 12 net win day. That allows us to 1v9."}, {"start": 27677.72, "end": 27681.24, "text": " Okay, the time has come."}, {"start": 27681.24, "end": 27694.24, "text": " You shouldn't think Hacker Room is better than Yi here."}, {"start": 27694.24, "end": 27701.4, "text": " The problem is that I could not lock in Yi because the enemy still had two picks left."}, {"start": 27701.4, "end": 27705.24, "text": " So imagine I would have went Yi here and then they would have locked in two champs"}, {"start": 27705.24, "end": 27708.120000000003, "text": " with a lot of CC and then I get fucked."}, {"start": 27708.12, "end": 27712.6, "text": " So the way that we're most consistent in this game is if we just lock in the hack room,"}, {"start": 27712.6, "end": 27715.12, "text": " we need our bread and butter."}, {"start": 27715.12, "end": 27718.399999999998, "text": " It's like the journey started off with hack room and it's got to end with it."}, {"start": 27718.399999999998, "end": 27720.12, "text": " Do you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 27720.12, "end": 27721.12, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 27721.12, "end": 27723.84, "text": " Bro, this is your challenge again, bro."}, {"start": 27723.84, "end": 27728.0, "text": " Like I'm kind of nervous, but I feel confident, bro."}, {"start": 27728.0, "end": 27737.2, "text": " I feel like I'm like, I feel like I'm watching like NFL playoff game."}, {"start": 27737.2, "end": 27740.48, "text": " I feel like so many things could go wrong, but so many things could go right also."}, {"start": 27741.760000000002, "end": 27747.440000000002, "text": " Okay, what if I told you that there might be a chance on my top laner could be Tyler1?"}, {"start": 27750.24, "end": 27750.88, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 27751.280000000002, "end": 27752.0, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 27752.32, "end": 27755.280000000002, "text": " Because Tyler1 plays Brandtop with that skin."}, {"start": 27755.56, "end": 27761.36, "text": " So there might be, JC, a 1% chance on my top laner is Tyler1 in this game."}, {"start": 27761.56, "end": 27765.920000000002, "text": " It could also be someone completely random, but it could be Tyler."}, {"start": 27765.920000000002, "end": 27767.920000000002, "text": " It's kind of alive?"}, {"start": 27767.920000000002, "end": 27769.920000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 27769.920000000002, "end": 27772.920000000002, "text": " Okay, no, it's not. Okay, no, it's not."}, {"start": 27772.920000000002, "end": 27776.920000000002, "text": " Okay, wait, what the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 27776.920000000002, "end": 27777.920000000002, "text": " What's wrong?"}, {"start": 27777.920000000002, "end": 27781.920000000002, "text": " The enemy has an emerald support."}, {"start": 27781.920000000002, "end": 27783.920000000002, "text": " That's good, right? That's really good."}, {"start": 27783.920000000002, "end": 27786.920000000002, "text": " Wait, wait, no, no, no, no, because if their support is emerald,"}, {"start": 27786.920000000002, "end": 27792.920000000002, "text": " then it means he might have like a 100% win rate."}, {"start": 27792.920000000002, "end": 27794.920000000002, "text": " Uh, what?"}, {"start": 27794.920000000002, "end": 27796.920000000002, "text": " Well, let's look. Okay, you ready to look?"}, {"start": 27800.440000000002, "end": 27802.440000000002, "text": " What oh"}, {"start": 27803.280000000002, "end": 27809.320000000003, "text": " Yeah, I thought it was auto-filled fuck. Okay, I'm gonna stop. Okay. We get a done though. It's gonna be free"}, {"start": 27810.68, "end": 27812.68, "text": " All right, James. You ready?"}, {"start": 27814.920000000002, "end": 27816.920000000002, "text": " Don't test this is your challenge your game"}, {"start": 27818.760000000002, "end": 27821.68, "text": " Take it away, bro. Oh no"}, {"start": 27824.920000000002, "end": 27838.280000000002, "text": " it's okay okay so what we're gonna do here is we're gonna play for three camp"}, {"start": 27838.280000000002, "end": 27843.640000000003, "text": " bot side now the reason why I haven't been full clearing recently on the"}, {"start": 27843.640000000003, "end": 27847.4, "text": " hack room is because every time I full clear I get cheesed so because of that"}, {"start": 27847.4, "end": 27851.08, "text": " I've been doing this like a different opening where I just start on wolves or"}, {"start": 27851.08, "end": 27858.52, "text": " four wrappers, and then I three camp by the side, and then I look for a gank."}, {"start": 27858.52, "end": 27863.36, "text": " So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the blue, and then after we're"}, {"start": 27863.36, "end": 27867.280000000002, "text": " going to play on the gromp, and then we're just going to look for reset."}, {"start": 27867.280000000002, "end": 27871.08, "text": " So Jinxie, you know how in chess there are different openings?"}, {"start": 27871.08, "end": 27872.08, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 27872.08, "end": 27874.08, "text": " There's like, thousands."}, {"start": 27874.08, "end": 27875.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 27875.08, "end": 27878.68, "text": " Jungling is the same kind of way, except in terms of like early game path thing."}, {"start": 27878.68, "end": 27882.48, "text": " Now right now you only know full clear which is going to be fine up until like masters"}, {"start": 27882.48, "end": 27886.32, "text": " but then once you get to masters plus you're going to need to learn other kinds too."}, {"start": 27886.32, "end": 27890.72, "text": " So that's why this game we're doing like a different opening than normal."}, {"start": 27890.72, "end": 27896.28, "text": " So now we're just going to look for reset and then we're going to look on our red."}, {"start": 27896.28, "end": 27900.48, "text": " So normally what you do when you play for like a three cam clear is you're always going"}, {"start": 27900.48, "end": 27905.48, "text": " to sit there and you're always going to want to hold on to your third ability whether it's"}, {"start": 27905.48, "end": 27906.96, "text": " Q or E whatever."}, {"start": 27906.96, "end": 27908.96, "text": " That says I'm nervous, bro."}, {"start": 27911.96, "end": 27913.96, "text": " Jinxie. Jinxie. You know what it's like?"}, {"start": 27915.96, "end": 27916.96, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 27916.96, "end": 27920.96, "text": " As I can imagine, you're driving on like a rickety road,"}, {"start": 27920.96, "end": 27926.96, "text": " and it's like one wrong move with the car, and everyone falls to their death."}, {"start": 27926.96, "end": 27929.96, "text": " And then it's like you're sitting there, and you're trying to drive, right?"}, {"start": 27929.96, "end": 27932.96, "text": " You're trying to drive like your wife, your children to safety."}, {"start": 27932.96, "end": 27938.28, "text": " And then it's like your wife and the passengers say to sing baby. I'm nervous. Sorry. I'm sorry"}, {"start": 27938.719999999998, "end": 27940.719999999998, "text": " Bro, sorry, sorry. I'll shut the fuck up"}, {"start": 27941.52, "end": 27943.52, "text": " It's okay. We got this. We got this"}, {"start": 27946.28, "end": 27948.28, "text": " It all comes down to this moment"}, {"start": 27950.0, "end": 27956.64, "text": " So now we're gonna just we're gonna look on the Raptors and then after the Raptors we're gonna look on the crab now before going to the crab"}, {"start": 27956.64, "end": 27962.64, "text": " So looks like, I think we already took the crab if I'm not mistaken."}, {"start": 27962.64, "end": 27965.64, "text": " I'm just going to ping him in case."}, {"start": 27965.64, "end": 27967.64, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 27967.64, "end": 27969.64, "text": " Yeah, he did."}, {"start": 27969.64, "end": 27971.64, "text": " So now we're just going to look for a gank mid."}, {"start": 27981.64, "end": 27983.64, "text": " Okay, so we did end up getting one crab,"}, {"start": 27983.64, "end": 27985.64, "text": " but I know that he didn't take the second."}, {"start": 27985.64, "end": 27992.64, "text": " reason why is because the CS count is 20."}, {"start": 27995.079999999998, "end": 27998.92, "text": " Are you fucking kidding?"}, {"start": 27998.92, "end": 28004.76, "text": " Alright, that's fine."}, {"start": 28004.76, "end": 28007.8, "text": " So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play on our Wolves into Gromp, and then after"}, {"start": 28007.8, "end": 28014.8, "text": " that we're gonna see if we can make for either a mid or a bot play."}, {"start": 28015.64, "end": 28020.96, "text": " Now, the thing is that Lucian doesn't have Flash, and he just gave me Cancer, so I'm"}, {"start": 28020.96, "end": 28022.96, "text": " going to want to give him Cancer too."}, {"start": 28022.96, "end": 28026.579999999998, "text": " So if we look at the bot wave, we know that the way that this current wave status is that"}, {"start": 28026.579999999998, "end": 28028.36, "text": " it's going to push towards our team."}, {"start": 28028.36, "end": 28031.64, "text": " So what I could actually do is I could do like Wolves into Gromp, and then after that"}, {"start": 28031.64, "end": 28033.44, "text": " we could look on Lucian Co."}, {"start": 28033.440000000002, "end": 28048.36, "text": " So you see how I still have like 35 seconds left on my Krugs?"}, {"start": 28048.36, "end": 28051.520000000004, "text": " It means that we're not going to want to look for anything here."}, {"start": 28051.520000000004, "end": 28054.800000000003, "text": " So our only real play is to look for something bot side because if I reset right now there'd"}, {"start": 28054.800000000003, "end": 28056.640000000003, "text": " be nothing top except for like a top kill."}, {"start": 28056.640000000003, "end": 28061.24, "text": " I don't really feel like going for anyways."}, {"start": 28061.24, "end": 28068.24, "text": " we're gonna pass all the way around here"}, {"start": 28068.24, "end": 28074.440000000002, "text": " fuck are they doing"}, {"start": 28074.440000000002, "end": 28081.440000000002, "text": " so now we just wait"}, {"start": 28083.56, "end": 28090.56, "text": " now we just wait"}, {"start": 28091.24, "end": 28106.88, "text": " So the thing about that play is that there's a chance that now Udyr ends up invading my"}, {"start": 28106.88, "end": 28109.72, "text": " top side and trades my Raptors for it."}, {"start": 28109.72, "end": 28114.72, "text": " So this game I'm going to have to be a slave, I'm going to have to just let my team take"}, {"start": 28114.72, "end": 28118.760000000002, "text": " the reins because after getting fucked early the way I did and getting double crab, it's"}, {"start": 28118.760000000002, "end": 28122.38, "text": " It's almost like impossible for me to actually find a way back into it."}, {"start": 28122.38, "end": 28124.88, "text": " So we're going to do shares, we're going to look for Krugs, and then after I'm going to"}, {"start": 28124.88, "end": 28127.88, "text": " see what we're going to do."}, {"start": 28127.88, "end": 28128.88, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 28128.88, "end": 28131.960000000003, "text": " And then now we're going to look for something."}, {"start": 28131.960000000003, "end": 28134.640000000003, "text": " So you see how Sona's walking up?"}, {"start": 28134.640000000003, "end": 28139.100000000002, "text": " The reason why she's walking up is because Udyr's in my topside invading my wrappers."}, {"start": 28139.100000000002, "end": 28142.72, "text": " So what we're going to do is we're going to completely avoid our wrappers all together,"}, {"start": 28142.72, "end": 28149.72, "text": " Then we're going to look at the top kill like this."}, {"start": 28149.72, "end": 28151.72, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 28151.72, "end": 28154.72, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 28154.72, "end": 28157.72, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 28157.72, "end": 28162.72, "text": " So now the thing is that our wrappers got slown by the Udyr, which is what we expected to happen, which is good."}, {"start": 28162.72, "end": 28165.72, "text": " Then now what we're going to do is we're going to end up playing for our bot side."}, {"start": 28165.72, "end": 28171.72, "text": " So we're going to have to just play a very avoidant game, so this game, especially because Udyr are hard counters."}, {"start": 28171.72, "end": 28179.64, "text": " so we're doing now is we're going to play for the wolves and after wolves we're going"}, {"start": 28179.64, "end": 28186.64, "text": " to look blue into gromp."}, {"start": 28195.92, "end": 28200.92, "text": " Come on bro, let's do challenge for man."}, {"start": 28200.92, "end": 28205.92, "text": " We got it bro, we got it."}, {"start": 28205.920000000002, "end": 28209.820000000003, "text": " so now we're going to play on our gromp after this"}, {"start": 28209.820000000003, "end": 28212.960000000003, "text": " and then we're going to simply move for dragons"}, {"start": 28212.960000000003, "end": 28216.420000000002, "text": " now the reason why I'm playing for gromp and I'm not just instantly running to the dragon"}, {"start": 28216.420000000002, "end": 28219.34, "text": " is because I'm very behind in terms of golden xp"}, {"start": 28219.34, "end": 28223.260000000002, "text": " so I need to make sure that I'm farming all my camps as soon as I can"}, {"start": 28223.260000000002, "end": 28225.58, "text": " because right now he's already up 5 camps on me"}, {"start": 28225.58, "end": 28227.980000000003, "text": " because he's at 14 and at 19"}, {"start": 28227.980000000003, "end": 28230.56, "text": " so it's pretty rough"}, {"start": 28230.56, "end": 28234.24, "text": " but I don't mind giving a topside camber to"}, {"start": 28234.24, "end": 28236.320000000003, "text": " and exchange for dragon because like"}, {"start": 28236.320000000003, "end": 28239.56, "text": " we're probably not to play for our team anyway so if i have to just like be a"}, {"start": 28239.56, "end": 28246.56, "text": " slay for dragons is okay"}, {"start": 28246.56, "end": 28247.56, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 28247.56, "end": 28269.74, "text": " We're good, bro, we got this shit."}, {"start": 28269.74, "end": 28273.5, "text": " So now what we're going to do is we're going to get our, uh, callfields plus the long"}, {"start": 28273.5, "end": 28275.5, "text": " and then we can just run Shade Red on the base."}, {"start": 28281.5, "end": 28285.5, "text": " So our Red is up thankfully, but we're not in the clear just yet."}, {"start": 28285.5, "end": 28288.5, "text": " Because don't forget, he had the time on my wrappers."}, {"start": 28290.5, "end": 28294.5, "text": " So now our wrappers up in like 2 seconds, so we're going to have to just like hover around Shade"}, {"start": 28294.5, "end": 28297.5, "text": " because there's a chance of getting invaded on respawn."}, {"start": 28297.5, "end": 28299.5, "text": " There's also a chance that Rudear is spitting on this bush,"}, {"start": 28299.5, "end": 28301.5, "text": " and he's going to walk out and smite some of my Red."}, {"start": 28301.5, "end": 28305.0, "text": " So we're just gonna smite out to make sure he doesn't and then now I just play for folk here"}, {"start": 28307.72, "end": 28310.52, "text": " So then we would you're ended up getting the grubs here"}, {"start": 28326.76, "end": 28328.76, "text": " What the fuck is this bullshit"}, {"start": 28331.5, "end": 28337.78, "text": " Okay, so we're gonna this we're gonna play for the the wolves so enough first. I'll sit on get up on me boss"}, {"start": 28338.06, "end": 28340.06, "text": " There you fucking kidding"}, {"start": 28340.06, "end": 28342.06, "text": " I'm not wasting my time."}, {"start": 28358.06, "end": 28362.06, "text": " For a second I thought you actually cast that."}, {"start": 28362.06, "end": 28364.06, "text": " But we're actually in a really good spot now."}, {"start": 28364.06, "end": 28366.06, "text": " FUCKING SHIT!"}, {"start": 28366.06, "end": 28373.06, "text": " Okay, so now we're going to run through mid to get another Q-Stock, and then we're going to invade him on his wrappers, see if we can take these."}, {"start": 28379.06, "end": 28381.06, "text": " So now we see Udyr's ganking bot."}, {"start": 28382.06, "end": 28384.06, "text": " So I'm going to actually look on these Krugs."}, {"start": 28387.06, "end": 28391.06, "text": " Yeah, he's not going to cover the map. We have a 30 second delay, that's useless."}, {"start": 28391.06, "end": 28399.2, "text": " So now while Udyr's the Shocked, we just take his Krugs and just like that, all of the"}, {"start": 28399.2, "end": 28402.4, "text": " advantage that I got by perm invading and everything, it's all pretty much evaporated."}, {"start": 28402.4, "end": 28414.4, "text": " Yeah, it's going to be a hard one."}, {"start": 28414.4, "end": 28417.4, "text": " It's close, it's close."}, {"start": 28417.4, "end": 28424.88, "text": " Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the Gromp, and I'm going"}, {"start": 28424.88, "end": 28427.2, "text": " to want to read someone out for my next item."}, {"start": 28427.2, "end": 28434.56, "text": " So we're going to actually look for a bot gank here."}, {"start": 28434.56, "end": 28444.32, "text": " Now I'm going to walk up here, and then afterwards when Jinx walks in flint they're going to"}, {"start": 28444.32, "end": 28446.32, "text": " all in here."}, {"start": 28446.32, "end": 28453.32, "text": " The problem is that I don't think we actually went in 2v2, but if Elise is here we went in 3v2."}, {"start": 28462.72, "end": 28465.0, "text": " Okay, so now we're just gonna take the wave."}, {"start": 28465.0, "end": 28466.28, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 28466.28, "end": 28469.6, "text": " Not bad, not great. I wish Elise got there earlier."}, {"start": 28469.6, "end": 28471.8, "text": " Yeah, if Elise sort of got there earlier it would have been way better."}, {"start": 28471.8, "end": 28477.44, "text": " but it's okay, we can just reset and play on our top side"}, {"start": 28477.44, "end": 28483.28, "text": " okay so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna get our first item"}, {"start": 28483.28, "end": 28485.76, "text": " and then now we're gonna"}, {"start": 28485.76, "end": 28487.78, "text": " so we're gonna play top to bot full clear"}, {"start": 28487.78, "end": 28490.079999999998, "text": " the timers that we're gonna want to play on are just dragon"}, {"start": 28490.079999999998, "end": 28494.36, "text": " so I'm just not gonna want to use my alt ever unless it's for dragon"}, {"start": 28494.36, "end": 28496.28, "text": " got it"}, {"start": 28496.28, "end": 28498.68, "text": " you got this bro"}, {"start": 28498.68, "end": 28505.2, "text": " so it's free jitty"}, {"start": 28505.2, "end": 28508.56, "text": " so i'm going to do"}, {"start": 28508.56, "end": 28511.2, "text": " i'm actually just going to play with my folk there but i'm ninety nine percent"}, {"start": 28511.2, "end": 28513.6, "text": " charotters are gone"}, {"start": 28513.6, "end": 28520.6, "text": " so now we're going to play on our bot side and then afterwards we're going to look on the dragon"}, {"start": 28528.68, "end": 28546.12, "text": " So now we're going to just run and play on the blue, and then after blue I'm going to"}, {"start": 28546.12, "end": 28548.96, "text": " look on bot here."}, {"start": 28548.96, "end": 28550.48, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 28550.48, "end": 28557.82, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 28557.82, "end": 28560.1, "text": " This game is always the fucking 1v9, baby."}, {"start": 28560.1, "end": 28564.899999999998, "text": " Okay, so now we're gonna kill this, drag it out, and then I have my smite up so we can"}, {"start": 28564.899999999998, "end": 28566.899999999998, "text": " look for a place to into."}, {"start": 28566.9, "end": 28582.7, "text": " So I'm going to stand on this dragon here because now the enemy is zoned."}, {"start": 28582.7, "end": 28584.34, "text": " So we're just going to plant this with our ult up."}, {"start": 28584.34, "end": 28587.7, "text": " Have they tried re-engaging on us? I have my ult, I just fucking destroy them."}, {"start": 28603.62, "end": 28605.78, "text": " Not that bad, you got the dragon and a kill."}, {"start": 28605.78, "end": 28607.3, "text": " Not any of the dragon he's solid."}, {"start": 28607.3, "end": 28614.94, "text": " I mean, my lease is just disabled. If my lease didn't miss her, Eevee, we would have actually"}, {"start": 28614.94, "end": 28628.82, "text": " won that there. Okay, so now what we're going to do is, I'll see if I can actually look"}, {"start": 28628.82, "end": 28646.48, "text": " on this here and then we're gonna look on the uh unlike the talks about folk there."}, {"start": 28646.48, "end": 28653.239999999998, "text": " So the problem with this game, Jinxy, is that I have three worthless teammates."}, {"start": 28653.24, "end": 28660.480000000003, "text": " So I have three with us teammates and I'm not really like insanely 1v9 versus enemy"}, {"start": 28660.480000000003, "end": 28664.24, "text": " comp but the good news is that it's me so I'll still make it work regardless."}, {"start": 28664.24, "end": 28667.24, "text": " But that's actually huge."}, {"start": 28667.24, "end": 28670.24, "text": " No no wait really Jinx that's actually huge."}, {"start": 28670.24, "end": 28674.24, "text": " Like our Jinx just solo killed Lucian that's actually fucking insane for us."}, {"start": 28683.24, "end": 28690.24, "text": " Okay, let's hook up here."}, {"start": 28690.24, "end": 28697.24, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 28697.24, "end": 28720.08, "text": " Free Flames."}, {"start": 28720.08, "end": 28725.08, "text": " Sources to ping."}, {"start": 28725.08, "end": 28738.0, "text": " I mean the sauce is just a fucking piece of shit like I'm not even trolling"}, {"start": 28755.08, "end": 28762.08, "text": " not waste"}, {"start": 28762.08, "end": 28764.68, "text": " he's 0 and 4 and he's blaming you"}, {"start": 28764.68, "end": 28767.640000000003, "text": " yeah but it's fine"}, {"start": 28767.640000000003, "end": 28774.640000000003, "text": " he's 0 for 2 on par and ever since the incident that happened 10 years ago"}, {"start": 28774.64, "end": 28798.12, "text": " Ever since a car accident it's never been the same forever I guess."}, {"start": 28798.12, "end": 28802.0, "text": " So see that's how you respond, like he's sitting there typing a bible, didn't read anything"}, {"start": 28802.0, "end": 28809.0, "text": " you said"}, {"start": 28810.36, "end": 28817.36, "text": " so now next time we're going to need it and like a little bit of gold"}, {"start": 28823.12, "end": 28828.32, "text": " so now I'm going to get the wave"}, {"start": 28828.32, "end": 28835.32, "text": " but can take all the minions"}, {"start": 28842.68, "end": 28845.64, "text": " also like three seconds i want to play for my old timer"}, {"start": 28845.64, "end": 28849.92, "text": " that's why i'm just like backing off and getting uh... q-sacks"}, {"start": 28849.92, "end": 28852.84, "text": " now what is q-stacks i've heard he said that a couple times today"}, {"start": 28852.84, "end": 28854.0, "text": " so hecrum"}, {"start": 28854.0, "end": 28857.92, "text": " uh... when he lands his Q on a target he gets him called a q-stack which stacks"}, {"start": 28857.920000000002, "end": 28862.640000000003, "text": " up to 3 times and it reduces the cooldown of the ability and then also increases the damage"}, {"start": 28862.640000000003, "end": 28866.160000000003, "text": " of it too."}, {"start": 28866.16, "end": 28873.16, "text": " So the only way for you to upper like carry fights is if you have the Q-Socks."}, {"start": 28896.16, "end": 28903.24, "text": " wow so the other good news about this game is that my jinx built two items that"}, {"start": 28903.24, "end": 28908.16, "text": " are fucking useless and do nothing and we're against two tanks so because of"}, {"start": 28908.16, "end": 28912.04, "text": " that she needs to build literally two more items in order to function rather"}, {"start": 28912.04, "end": 28915.96, "text": " than already having two items that allow her to play the game"}, {"start": 28926.16, "end": 28943.16, "text": " all right, sound can be found on this"}, {"start": 28973.16, "end": 28976.28, "text": " So now we have nothing to farm"}, {"start": 28977.78, "end": 28979.78, "text": " Damn, yeah"}, {"start": 28982.46, "end": 28985.66, "text": " Judy, I'm not gonna lie. It's looking a bit rough, but we could still maybe get it done"}, {"start": 28986.78, "end": 28988.78, "text": " Don't give up though. You never know"}, {"start": 28989.74, "end": 28991.02, "text": " Never know"}, {"start": 28991.02, "end": 28993.82, "text": " Don't give up. Do you see that defeat screen or victory screen?"}, {"start": 28999.579999999998, "end": 29001.579999999998, "text": " You never know"}, {"start": 29001.58, "end": 29008.02, "text": " just even though your team is stupid they could be stupid too"}, {"start": 29019.940000000002, "end": 29022.780000000002, "text": " wow"}, {"start": 29031.58, "end": 29033.58, "text": " I don't know, I'm just here."}, {"start": 29061.58, "end": 29063.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 29091.58, "end": 29099.5, "text": " So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the uh, we're going to look for"}, {"start": 29099.5, "end": 29100.5, "text": " fights."}, {"start": 29160.5, "end": 29188.94, "text": " Yeah, I mean it's not just him though and the Elise literally everyone except for like"}, {"start": 29188.940000000002, "end": 29191.460000000003, "text": " the brand but the brand didn't give me last pick and if you would have given me"}, {"start": 29191.460000000003, "end": 29193.74, "text": " last pick I would have locked in you this game and I probably would have been carried."}, {"start": 29203.340000000004, "end": 29206.54, "text": " Uh, yeah, unironically, unfortunately."}, {"start": 29209.24, "end": 29214.340000000004, "text": " No, on the Challenger game it's so unfortunate though, man. Like it's so unfortunate."}, {"start": 29214.34, "end": 29222.34, "text": " You have an 0 and 5 mid laner, a 2 and 7 ADC, and a top laner who didn't give me an aspect."}, {"start": 29222.34, "end": 29224.34, "text": " Jamesy, can I see something really fucked up though?"}, {"start": 29224.34, "end": 29226.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 29226.34, "end": 29228.34, "text": " I think there's still a chance."}, {"start": 29231.34, "end": 29233.34, "text": " I'm not kidding, I think we saw the chance."}, {"start": 29233.34, "end": 29235.34, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 29235.34, "end": 29237.34, "text": " I'm actually getting kills."}, {"start": 29237.34, "end": 29240.34, "text": " Like, if I can complete this item, we might actually have a chance."}, {"start": 29244.34, "end": 29254.1, "text": " I think I think there's no chance"}, {"start": 29254.100000000002, "end": 29271.38, "text": " oh you believe that babe wait"}, {"start": 29271.38, "end": 29282.340000000004, "text": " holy shit wait hold on wait don't get"}, {"start": 29282.34, "end": 29284.34, "text": " I'm so excited yet, hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 29302.9, "end": 29306.02, "text": " Okay, Jengzee, Jengzee, are you listening to me?"}, {"start": 29306.02, "end": 29308.02, "text": " Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!"}, {"start": 29308.82, "end": 29310.82, "text": " We have a chance."}, {"start": 29312.34, "end": 29323.94, "text": " How big of a chance? Like what percentage? Like 20. Oh my god 20. We both"}, {"start": 29323.94, "end": 29327.82, "text": " at the same time but that's how you know what's meant to be."}, {"start": 29329.02, "end": 29334.3, "text": " Yeah, let's actually over extend it a little bit in the last couple of minutes."}, {"start": 29334.3, "end": 29336.3, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 29339.98, "end": 29341.98, "text": " Where you're moving this crazy"}, {"start": 29354.78, "end": 29356.78, "text": " All right, we lost I'm lucky"}, {"start": 29364.3, "end": 29367.3, "text": " Your point has been destroyed."}, {"start": 29367.3, "end": 29368.3, "text": " Eight."}, {"start": 29372.3, "end": 29376.3, "text": " Alright, you ready to learn something that I haven't taught you yet?"}, {"start": 29378.3, "end": 29379.3, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 29379.3, "end": 29381.3, "text": " It's called the add after game."}, {"start": 29381.3, "end": 29384.3, "text": " So it's when you have such a disgusting retard on your team"}, {"start": 29384.3, "end": 29387.3, "text": " that it just won't stop typing, that you add them after the game."}, {"start": 29387.3, "end": 29396.3, "text": " game. Sure about those balls. Feels right."}, {"start": 29403.02, "end": 29403.98, "text": " Can you add you back?"}, {"start": 29406.1, "end": 29408.219999999998, "text": " Not yet. Not yet. But maybe we'll"}, {"start": 29417.3, "end": 29437.3, "text": " So you're gonna try to like talk to him in a call or something?"}, {"start": 29437.3, "end": 29439.3, "text": " Like how does that work?"}, {"start": 29439.3, "end": 29442.579999999998, "text": " No, I would pretty much just incinerate that he should end his own life and then I would"}, {"start": 29442.58, "end": 29449.58, "text": " block him"}, {"start": 29453.22, "end": 29456.300000000003, "text": " sure about this boss"}, {"start": 29456.300000000003, "end": 29462.800000000003, "text": " haaa, true love, it's probably watching, fuck it"}, {"start": 29462.800000000003, "end": 29465.940000000002, "text": " alright, but yeah, sometimes you get those unlucky games, janksy"}, {"start": 29465.940000000002, "end": 29467.780000000002, "text": " even at the top of the ladder"}, {"start": 29467.780000000002, "end": 29469.02, "text": " only two wins away"}, {"start": 29469.02, "end": 29471.7, "text": " bro, alright, I'm gonna go with P, I'll be back, okay?"}, {"start": 29471.7, "end": 29478.22, "text": " What I want you to do is just calm down, okay, okay, jingsy jingsy jingsy can ask your question"}, {"start": 29478.66, "end": 29484.02, "text": " Yep, so imagine your girlfriend is saying that she's having like an emotional response to something"}, {"start": 29484.02, "end": 29486.02, "text": " But you ever tell her to calm down?"}, {"start": 29487.98, "end": 29491.74, "text": " No, so what the fuck are you telling me to?"}, {"start": 29494.3, "end": 29500.38, "text": " Sorry just got that I'm gonna go to the bathroom you just let it all out. Well, you can't"}, {"start": 29501.7, "end": 29504.420000000002, "text": " All right, all right, yep"}, {"start": 29510.5, "end": 29513.38, "text": " All right guys, I'm gonna put you on some forbidden game. Are you ready?"}, {"start": 29515.38, "end": 29519.62, "text": " So when it's later at night, and you don't want to scream because you've been up all day"}, {"start": 29520.420000000002, "end": 29524.54, "text": " The trick is that you go on YouTube and you search a video called screaming people"}, {"start": 29525.34, "end": 29527.34, "text": " And then you watch the video"}, {"start": 29527.34, "end": 29539.34, "text": " And then we just watch people scream and now we're just going to do this for about 10 minutes until we like calm down."}, {"start": 29539.34, "end": 29559.02, "text": " So now, if you want to make it even more effective, this is what you do, right?"}, {"start": 29559.02, "end": 29562.22, "text": " So we have the one tab that's screaming people, right?"}, {"start": 29562.22, "end": 29565.14, "text": " Then you have Google Translate on your second tab."}, {"start": 29565.14, "end": 29572.14, "text": " And now we use Google Translate to call us positive affirmations."}, {"start": 29572.14, "end": 29597.14, "text": " God damn your team was fucking dodged it. Why are they even alive?"}, {"start": 29597.14, "end": 29605.14, "text": " You didn't deserve any of that. I am so sorry. God damn your team was fucking dog shit. Why are they even alive?"}, {"start": 29605.14, "end": 29614.14, "text": " You didn't deserve any of that. I am so sorry. God damn your team was fucking dog shit. Why are they even alive?"}, {"start": 29614.14, "end": 29623.14, "text": " You didn't deserve any of that. I am so sorry. God damn your team was fucking dog shit. Why are they even alive?"}, {"start": 29623.14, "end": 29625.14, "text": " you didn't deserve any of that"}, {"start": 29625.14, "end": 29630.14, "text": " i am so sorry"}, {"start": 29641.14, "end": 29644.14, "text": " they locked in fiddles so i don't really want to go give this game"}, {"start": 29644.14, "end": 29651.14, "text": " what does one to fiddles?"}, {"start": 29651.14, "end": 29653.14, "text": " What"}, {"start": 29660.1, "end": 29662.1, "text": " So you're saying I should just take half in and"}, {"start": 29669.22, "end": 29672.1, "text": " She's got a point that's why I married her"}, {"start": 29672.100000000002, "end": 29690.460000000003, "text": " I'm sorry, I had to let it out on someone alright. How's your pass good? I'm I have returned"}, {"start": 29691.06, "end": 29693.06, "text": " With my best"}, {"start": 29693.340000000004, "end": 29699.06, "text": " Like my all-time favorite beer ever Landshark my dad got something a don't ask yep"}, {"start": 29699.86, "end": 29701.420000000002, "text": " someone in the chat said"}, {"start": 29701.420000000002, "end": 29704.280000000002, "text": " This guy needs fucking therapy"}, {"start": 29706.100000000002, "end": 29711.06, "text": " Yeah, I don't know why like your child. I don't know they're just being weird about it. I"}, {"start": 29712.300000000003, "end": 29714.300000000003, "text": " Was completely normal while you were gone"}, {"start": 29714.620000000003, "end": 29716.620000000003, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 29716.660000000003, "end": 29719.7, "text": " What happened in the two minutes that I went to go get a beer?"}, {"start": 29721.22, "end": 29725.72, "text": " Oh, well, we have that a fucking piece of shit scumbag sauce from last game"}, {"start": 29725.72, "end": 29728.4, "text": " He's on our team again except this time he's audible then he's support"}, {"start": 29731.420000000002, "end": 29732.260000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 29734.06, "end": 29735.7, "text": " Why are you still alive?"}, {"start": 29735.7, "end": 29737.06, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 29737.06, "end": 29738.58, "text": " Don't type that."}, {"start": 29738.58, "end": 29740.02, "text": " Tom says you can't type that."}, {"start": 29740.02, "end": 29742.420000000002, "text": " True love is watching my stream sometimes."}, {"start": 29742.420000000002, "end": 29743.980000000003, "text": " Reactor of ever."}, {"start": 29743.980000000003, "end": 29746.06, "text": " Okay, bro, listen."}, {"start": 29746.06, "end": 29748.74, "text": " The silliest that entered your game"}, {"start": 29748.74, "end": 29751.320000000003, "text": " is on your team and he got out of full support."}, {"start": 29751.320000000003, "end": 29752.160000000003, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 29753.02, "end": 29754.02, "text": " Tom says?"}, {"start": 29754.02, "end": 29754.980000000003, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 29754.980000000003, "end": 29757.620000000003, "text": " Hamza is draping on the other team."}, {"start": 29757.620000000003, "end": 29758.460000000003, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 29758.46, "end": 29765.46, "text": " You're playing against Hamza! What?! No, no, no, no, no, no! This is cinema."}, {"start": 29765.46, "end": 29773.46, "text": " So not only do you have the disgusting sociopath on your team-on support, but you're playing Hamza."}, {"start": 29773.46, "end": 29774.46, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 29774.46, "end": 29778.46, "text": " Oh my god, I just returned to literal cinema."}, {"start": 29778.46, "end": 29783.46, "text": " You know what, it's like when you put it all out like that, Jinxie?"}, {"start": 29783.46, "end": 29785.46, "text": " It's like you're in the doctor's office and the doctor's like,"}, {"start": 29785.46, "end": 29789.3, "text": " So, not only do you have a fucking brain tumor, but you also have four months to live."}, {"start": 29789.3, "end": 29794.42, "text": " And also, it turns out you have fucking AIDS, and I think you're also at risk for having leukemia as well."}, {"start": 29794.42, "end": 29798.98, "text": " Also, you're an imminent, like, threat of having a stroke in the next 30 minutes, too."}, {"start": 29798.98, "end": 29800.5, "text": " And it's like, why the FUCK?!"}, {"start": 29800.5, "end": 29802.18, "text": " WE EVEN SETTLE THIS SHIT!"}, {"start": 29802.739999999998, "end": 29805.94, "text": " I DIDN'T NEED IT, JINGSEE! I DIDN'T FUCKING NEED IT, MAN!"}, {"start": 29805.94, "end": 29809.059999999998, "text": " WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY THIS, MAN?! WHAT THE FUCK?!"}, {"start": 29815.46, "end": 29824.379999999997, "text": " Yeah, dude. Hey, hey, you need fucking therapy, bro. Hey, hey, after you get challenged, go"}, {"start": 29824.379999999997, "end": 29830.42, "text": " to fucking take your wife out to dinner for fucking two nights, bro. I'm not handling"}, {"start": 29830.42, "end": 29839.059999999998, "text": " this shit anymore. Hey, I've literally been skipping therapy to play League. You understand?"}, {"start": 29839.06, "end": 29841.06, "text": " FUCK!"}, {"start": 29841.06, "end": 29843.06, "text": " DO YOU GET IT?!"}, {"start": 29849.06, "end": 29851.06, "text": " Cause I could get all the therapy in the world"}, {"start": 29851.06, "end": 29853.06, "text": " but all the fuck is it gonna make me win games?"}, {"start": 29855.06, "end": 29859.06, "text": " If I lose a game, is my therapist gonna spawn 20 op in my fucking account?"}, {"start": 29859.06, "end": 29861.06, "text": " NO!"}, {"start": 29861.06, "end": 29863.06, "text": " SWIVEN GO!"}, {"start": 29863.06, "end": 29866.06, "text": " If I'm not a challenger, I don't deserve therapy!"}, {"start": 29866.06, "end": 29868.06, "text": " Do you understand?"}, {"start": 29869.06, "end": 29873.56, "text": " Yeah, I guess, I think."}, {"start": 29873.56, "end": 29875.56, "text": " Wait, I just thought of something."}, {"start": 29875.56, "end": 29876.56, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 29876.56, "end": 29877.56, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 29877.56, "end": 29880.56, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 29880.56, "end": 29884.56, "text": " Your piece of shit still has his support, but he was mid, so you might get double OP because"}, {"start": 29884.56, "end": 29885.56, "text": " he got filled."}, {"start": 29885.56, "end": 29886.56, "text": " Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope."}, {"start": 29886.56, "end": 29888.460000000003, "text": " He would be the only one getting double OP."}, {"start": 29888.460000000003, "end": 29892.4, "text": " The only thing I'd get is a fucking BBC in both my cheeks fucking slamming me down while"}, {"start": 29892.4, "end": 29895.56, "text": " I scream out in pain, and I see another minus 29."}, {"start": 29895.56, "end": 29902.08, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 29902.08, "end": 29903.88, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 29903.88, "end": 29915.48, "text": " We're about to gank piece of shit, homes."}, {"start": 29915.48, "end": 29919.52, "text": " So now is the point where we sit there and we hope that this guy actually gets killed."}, {"start": 29919.52, "end": 29920.960000000003, "text": " I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 29920.960000000003, "end": 29924.920000000002, "text": " So just so you can understand how disgusting this guy is, right?"}, {"start": 29924.920000000002, "end": 29929.84, "text": " There's an ability that Alasar has, which makes him dash to somebody, right?"}, {"start": 29929.84, "end": 29933.08, "text": " But Thresh literally has an ability that counters it."}, {"start": 29933.08, "end": 29937.800000000003, "text": " So instead of him flashing on him, which he can counter, and just like instantly knock"}, {"start": 29937.800000000003, "end": 29941.160000000003, "text": " him up and then knock him towards us and then we get like at least one kill, maybe two or"}, {"start": 29941.160000000003, "end": 29944.84, "text": " three, he decided that he was going to waste his W."}, {"start": 29944.84, "end": 29948.800000000003, "text": " Like Junxi, when I tell you that if I was in a room with this guy, Hitler and Osama"}, {"start": 29948.800000000003, "end": 29952.24, "text": " bin Laden, and I only had one bullet, I'm telling you right now he wouldn't make it"}, {"start": 29952.24, "end": 29953.24, "text": " out alive."}, {"start": 29953.24, "end": 29954.24, "text": " Do you understand what I mean?"}, {"start": 29954.24, "end": 29956.24, "text": " In"}, {"start": 29956.24, "end": 29959.56, "text": " Yeah, in-game in-game if I had six rounds in the chamber"}, {"start": 29959.56, "end": 29965.88, "text": " Yeah, like the corners would inspect all three of the bodies and they'd be like wait. Why does this guy have six bolts in his brain?"}, {"start": 29965.88, "end": 29968.38, "text": " I'm not even fucking kidding you. Do you understand?"}, {"start": 29973.56, "end": 29975.56, "text": " Yes, I understand"}, {"start": 29976.280000000002, "end": 29982.04, "text": " I'm gonna be honest like I'm really scared of you right now like I've never seen you like this before bro"}, {"start": 29982.04, "end": 29987.940000000002, "text": " bro I'm very scared I don't like I haven't even got this mad not even close"}, {"start": 29987.940000000002, "end": 29992.3, "text": " to this what's happening bro no what's happening is I just first thought this"}, {"start": 29992.3, "end": 29994.54, "text": " guy could be in front of me right now while I'm holding on to fucking the"}, {"start": 29994.54, "end": 29997.02, "text": " Shetty and then I could just have my way with him do you understand what I mean"}, {"start": 29997.02, "end": 30003.02, "text": " like in game in game yeah I'm not in real life obviously like in game but like"}, {"start": 30003.02, "end": 30005.940000000002, "text": " like mastery like you know mastery is gonna like walk up to you and he's gonna"}, {"start": 30005.940000000002, "end": 30008.34, "text": " like carve you open and then just sit there and fucking like rip your limbs"}, {"start": 30008.34, "end": 30011.100000000002, "text": " off and fucking like stab you to death and then you're gonna sit there bleeding"}, {"start": 30011.100000000002, "end": 30014.56, "text": " out on the floor wondering where it all went wrong, as pictures and videos get sent to"}, {"start": 30014.56, "end": 30018.600000000002, "text": " like all of your family members in your contacts, because you use Face ID to sit there and open"}, {"start": 30018.600000000002, "end": 30021.86, "text": " up your phone, so that you could send every video of you dying to like everybody that"}, {"start": 30021.86, "end": 30025.840000000004, "text": " means anything to you, to make it all the suffering and misery even worse? Like do you"}, {"start": 30025.840000000004, "end": 30028.06, "text": " know what I'm talking about or no?"}, {"start": 30028.06, "end": 30029.06, "text": " No."}, {"start": 30029.06, "end": 30030.06, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 30030.06, "end": 30031.06, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 30031.06, "end": 30034.340000000004, "text": " So let's just say Mastery is a role model to me in that aspect of this game."}, {"start": 30034.340000000004, "end": 30036.340000000004, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 30036.340000000004, "end": 30038.340000000004, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 30038.34, "end": 30043.7, "text": " All right, Dante, so what you're going to do is you're going to play for the Kroggs"}, {"start": 30043.7, "end": 30045.82, "text": " and afterwards I want you to look on the dragon."}, {"start": 30045.82, "end": 30050.06, "text": " Now if you look for a gangbog, it could maybe work, but the only problem is that your Alistar"}, {"start": 30050.06, "end": 30051.78, "text": " is a disabled piece of shit."}, {"start": 30051.78, "end": 30055.7, "text": " So as a result, looking for any ganks around him is not what we want to do."}, {"start": 30055.7, "end": 30058.02, "text": " So what you're going to do now is you're going to look on the Nassus, okay?"}, {"start": 30058.02, "end": 30060.06, "text": " Just look towards the Nassus, yep, that's good."}, {"start": 30060.06, "end": 30065.3, "text": " Head to the Skrinegrab, you have vision on an effigy, so that's not the real one."}, {"start": 30065.3, "end": 30066.7, "text": " So now I just want you to wait, okay?"}, {"start": 30066.7, "end": 30072.16, "text": " You're just gonna wait here. Don't die if you sub the dragon you're probably gonna die"}, {"start": 30072.66, "end": 30076.3, "text": " So just saying this is okay. It's not wanting to go in perfect"}, {"start": 30080.940000000002, "end": 30082.940000000002, "text": " It's not one you shove the mid wave"}, {"start": 30094.100000000002, "end": 30096.100000000002, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 30096.7, "end": 30108.56, "text": " So now what you're going to do is out of base, you're going to spend 3 seconds with"}, {"start": 30108.56, "end": 30112.0, "text": " string death upon your Alistar and everybody that means anything to him in his life, so"}, {"start": 30112.0, "end": 30119.32, "text": " I want you to close your eyes in prayer and do it, okay now open your eyes and then afterwards"}, {"start": 30119.32, "end": 30121.2, "text": " look towards the top to bot full clear."}, {"start": 30121.2, "end": 30125.52, "text": " Now dragon is up so you can maybe look for the dragon too, just like Alistar is looking"}, {"start": 30125.52, "end": 30129.0, "text": " for his father because he hasn't been able to find him for the last 25 years, his dad"}, {"start": 30129.0, "end": 30131.56, "text": " took one look at him and said, yeah, this kid's gonna be a fucking piece of shit and"}, {"start": 30131.56, "end": 30132.56, "text": " then afterwards just dip."}, {"start": 30132.56, "end": 30135.760000000002, "text": " So that's the reason why nowadays he just like greaves games because he tries to get"}, {"start": 30135.760000000002, "end": 30140.48, "text": " his anger out that he feels towards the world on other people that are just trying to challenge"}, {"start": 30140.48, "end": 30141.48, "text": " her."}, {"start": 30141.48, "end": 30146.72, "text": " So now you're gonna ask Jynxie how he's doing because the call is a little bit awkward because"}, {"start": 30146.72, "end": 30148.22, "text": " you're talking to yourself."}, {"start": 30148.22, "end": 30151.28, "text": " So ask him, hey Jynxie, how are you doing?"}, {"start": 30151.28, "end": 30153.219999999998, "text": " i am"}, {"start": 30153.219999999998, "end": 30154.079999999998, "text": " i'm okay"}, {"start": 30154.079999999998, "end": 30156.579999999998, "text": " i'm a little terrified"}, {"start": 30156.579999999998, "end": 30160.48, "text": " so jinx is a little terrified so as a result i've never seen you like this"}, {"start": 30160.48, "end": 30161.76, "text": " i've never seen like this"}, {"start": 30161.76, "end": 30168.079999999998, "text": " well yeah you've never seen me one game from challenger"}, {"start": 30168.079999999998, "end": 30169.32, "text": " so now what you're gonna do"}, {"start": 30169.32, "end": 30172.28, "text": " is you're gonna look for the raptors and they're gonna clear all the way towards"}, {"start": 30172.28, "end": 30177.079999999998, "text": " krugs"}, {"start": 30177.079999999998, "end": 30179.52, "text": " just like all of us are used to get cleared by the high school bullies on"}, {"start": 30179.52, "end": 30183.9, "text": " fucking Rammus head into the fucking urinals and force him to drink his own piss."}, {"start": 30183.9, "end": 30186.18, "text": " So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna finish up these wrappers, you're gonna look"}, {"start": 30186.18, "end": 30189.34, "text": " on the red, and then you're gonna look on the Krugs."}, {"start": 30189.34, "end": 30194.74, "text": " Okay, so now Javon is overextended, he's complete running it down."}, {"start": 30194.74, "end": 30195.74, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 30195.74, "end": 30197.98, "text": " So looks like Humms is being a good friend right now and he's trying to give you a little"}, {"start": 30197.98, "end": 30198.98, "text": " win trade."}, {"start": 30198.98, "end": 30199.98, "text": " Mooda simulator."}, {"start": 30199.98, "end": 30201.62, "text": " Good shit."}, {"start": 30201.62, "end": 30203.62, "text": " Like coach, like student."}, {"start": 30203.62, "end": 30208.22, "text": " Alright, so now you're gonna look for the red, after the red I'm gonna want you to play"}, {"start": 30208.22, "end": 30210.22, "text": " on the crugs."}, {"start": 30210.22, "end": 30212.22, "text": " What are you holding up for me?"}, {"start": 30212.22, "end": 30215.22, "text": " It's not a dumb test. Ask Jinxie how his day was."}, {"start": 30215.22, "end": 30217.22, "text": " Be a normal human being for about 30 seconds."}, {"start": 30217.22, "end": 30219.22, "text": " Hey Jinxie, how was your day?"}, {"start": 30219.22, "end": 30224.22, "text": " It was good. Guys, it was good."}, {"start": 30224.22, "end": 30226.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 30226.22, "end": 30229.22, "text": " Jinxie said his day was good. How does it make you feel?"}, {"start": 30229.22, "end": 30232.22, "text": " Well, I felt nothing ever since I lost that last game,"}, {"start": 30232.22, "end": 30237.22, "text": " except a burning desire in my stomach to watch that all-star had his entire life ripped to shreds."}, {"start": 30237.22, "end": 30242.22, "text": " Okay, well that's a normal response to losing a League of Legends game, so you don't have to worry about it."}, {"start": 30242.22, "end": 30244.22, "text": " Now what I'm going to want to do is play it for Top Crab."}, {"start": 30244.22, "end": 30248.22, "text": " Unfortunately, Alistar is a disabled piece of shit, so there's no way that you could ever fight the dragon."}, {"start": 30255.22, "end": 30258.22, "text": " So now what we're going to do is we're going to look on the crab."}, {"start": 30258.22, "end": 30260.22, "text": " You could also maybe look for tops that invade."}, {"start": 30260.22, "end": 30264.420000000002, "text": " just like Alstar got invaded in his classroom by four of the high school"}, {"start": 30264.420000000002, "end": 30267.780000000002, "text": " bullies and got absolutely fucking beat the fuck out of him in front of the"}, {"start": 30267.780000000002, "end": 30272.66, "text": " entire school which is what led to him being the kind of guy he is today"}, {"start": 30276.7, "end": 30283.18, "text": " okay so now we're gonna finish these these grubs and then while you're"}, {"start": 30283.18, "end": 30287.5, "text": " finishing these grubs you can ask Jinxie if he's enjoying the show so far"}, {"start": 30287.5, "end": 30289.5, "text": " Hey, Jinxie, are you enjoying this show so far?"}, {"start": 30289.5, "end": 30295.5, "text": " Uh, yes. I have a feeling Challenger is coming soon, and there's nothing to worry about."}, {"start": 30295.5, "end": 30298.5, "text": " Okay, so Jinxie said there's nothing to worry about."}, {"start": 30298.5, "end": 30302.5, "text": " So you can take his words, and you can actually feel content with them."}, {"start": 30302.5, "end": 30308.5, "text": " I want you to practice feeling human emotion, feel contentedness."}, {"start": 30308.5, "end": 30313.5, "text": " Good. That was good."}, {"start": 30313.5, "end": 30317.66, "text": " So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna look for the grump all the way to the"}, {"start": 30317.66, "end": 30321.18, "text": " Krugs and then I'm gonna want you to look for something else. So now you're"}, {"start": 30321.18, "end": 30324.42, "text": " gonna ask Jinxy why you share a clapping sound. Hey Jinxy why did I hear a"}, {"start": 30324.42, "end": 30327.98, "text": " clapping sound coming from a microphone?"}, {"start": 30329.5, "end": 30332.5, "text": " That was high-rise."}, {"start": 30333.5, "end": 30337.5, "text": " Was it really high-rise?"}, {"start": 30337.5, "end": 30348.74, "text": " So you're going to feel a little bit sussed out because you don't think Hive Eyes has"}, {"start": 30348.74, "end": 30353.14, "text": " access to Jinx's microphone at all, but you're just going to take his word for it because"}, {"start": 30353.14, "end": 30355.02, "text": " why would you question it?"}, {"start": 30355.02, "end": 30357.5, "text": " So now what you're going to do is you're going to play for the rappers into Krugs and"}, {"start": 30357.5, "end": 30359.34, "text": " then afterwards you're going to look for BotGang."}, {"start": 30359.34, "end": 30361.34, "text": " Now what's the problem with ganking Bot?"}, {"start": 30361.34, "end": 30362.34, "text": " It puts trust in..."}, {"start": 30362.34, "end": 30364.62, "text": " There's a word player, yes, brain."}, {"start": 30364.62, "end": 30365.86, "text": " Yep, exactly."}, {"start": 30365.86, "end": 30370.46, "text": " So even Jinxy knows that your support is a fucking worthless piece of shit scumbag degenerate."}, {"start": 30371.760000000002, "end": 30373.16, "text": " Now DawnTess, I have a question for you."}, {"start": 30373.36, "end": 30374.16, "text": " Yep, talk to me."}, {"start": 30374.66, "end": 30378.96, "text": " Would you rather have a serial killer running around the streets rampant,"}, {"start": 30379.260000000002, "end": 30381.16, "text": " or this all start cheering up for another game?"}, {"start": 30382.36, "end": 30383.760000000002, "text": " Coach Shontess, I'm going to be honest with you."}, {"start": 30383.760000000002, "end": 30386.760000000002, "text": " If it took every single murder on the planet getting freed from jail,"}, {"start": 30386.96, "end": 30389.86, "text": " just for the sauce and not a venture net connection for the rest of his life,"}, {"start": 30390.06, "end": 30391.56, "text": " I think that'd be a well worth trade."}, {"start": 30391.760000000002, "end": 30393.760000000002, "text": " Okay, that's a pretty reasonable thing to say."}, {"start": 30393.760000000002, "end": 30397.06, "text": " So now what you're going to do is you're going to recall and then you're going to buy your Kraken Slayer."}, {"start": 30398.9, "end": 30401.74, "text": " After Kraken Slayer we're going to build towards Gwyn Suse."}, {"start": 30410.940000000002, "end": 30412.140000000003, "text": " Why'd you say wow?"}, {"start": 30414.660000000003, "end": 30416.9, "text": " Um, I think that was High Viz."}, {"start": 30417.760000000002, "end": 30422.420000000002, "text": " Wow, High Viz is awfully talkative today. I've never heard him speak before in your stream."}, {"start": 30423.760000000002, "end": 30426.760000000002, "text": " Yeah, he has access to my mic so far."}, {"start": 30426.760000000002, "end": 30427.760000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 30427.760000000002, "end": 30432.36, "text": " So now you're going to feel a little bit concerned because you don't think that's the truth but"}, {"start": 30432.36, "end": 30436.840000000004, "text": " you're not going to bring it up against him because the thing is why would Jinxie be lying"}, {"start": 30436.840000000004, "end": 30437.840000000004, "text": " to you?"}, {"start": 30437.840000000004, "end": 30442.160000000003, "text": " Why would Jinxie be laughing at your misery as you lose your fucking mind due to this fucking"}, {"start": 30442.160000000003, "end": 30443.760000000002, "text": " disgusting retard?"}, {"start": 30443.760000000002, "end": 30447.960000000003, "text": " Jinxie would never do such a thing."}, {"start": 30447.960000000003, "end": 30453.600000000002, "text": " So now I wanted to flash for this wall and then you're going to get a kill on that to"}, {"start": 30453.600000000002, "end": 30462.36, "text": " So now what we're going to do is instead of invading enemy top side, I want to look for"}, {"start": 30462.36, "end": 30464.480000000003, "text": " the top to bot folk there."}, {"start": 30464.480000000003, "end": 30467.920000000002, "text": " Now Blancos, when you press tab, what do you see?"}, {"start": 30467.920000000002, "end": 30471.440000000002, "text": " My chances of hitting challenger tonight withering away as my mid laner is on through and my"}, {"start": 30471.440000000002, "end": 30475.920000000002, "text": " bot lane is also losing."}, {"start": 30475.920000000002, "end": 30479.000000000004, "text": " Okay, so now what we're going to do with this information is you're just going to allow"}, {"start": 30479.000000000004, "end": 30481.800000000003, "text": " yourself to feel a human emotion called sadness."}, {"start": 30481.8, "end": 30493.8, "text": " I want you to feel sadness for about 5 seconds, and then afterwards you're going to walk in."}, {"start": 30493.8, "end": 30496.84, "text": " Okay, so now what you're going to do is you're going to clear the rest of the bot side, and"}, {"start": 30496.84, "end": 30502.239999999998, "text": " then afterwards, you're going to look for the dragon."}, {"start": 30502.239999999998, "end": 30506.64, "text": " Now Dante, ask Jingxi what his favorite thing about today has been so far."}, {"start": 30506.64, "end": 30509.88, "text": " Hey Jingxi, what's your favorite thing about today been so far?"}, {"start": 30509.88, "end": 30516.2, "text": " Just waking up man, you know, not every day is guaranteed on this planet, so love waking"}, {"start": 30516.2, "end": 30518.960000000003, "text": " up, airing my lungs, suns out."}, {"start": 30518.960000000003, "end": 30523.08, "text": " Yep, let's hope that the enemy saw us, doesn't have that same experience tomorrow."}, {"start": 30523.08, "end": 30525.68, "text": " That I'll start on our team."}, {"start": 30525.68, "end": 30530.24, "text": " Alright, so Dante, after wishing death once again on your support, I'm going to want"}, {"start": 30530.24, "end": 30531.24, "text": " you to recall."}, {"start": 30531.24, "end": 30532.24, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 30532.24, "end": 30534.24, "text": " I don't know what that was."}, {"start": 30534.24, "end": 30536.24, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 30536.24, "end": 30538.24, "text": " I got one question for you."}, {"start": 30550.24, "end": 30552.24, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 30552.24, "end": 30554.24, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 30554.24, "end": 30556.24, "text": " What the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 30556.24, "end": 30558.24, "text": " What the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 30558.24, "end": 30560.24, "text": " GenC"}, {"start": 30560.24, "end": 30563.820000000003, "text": " GenC, GenC, what the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 30563.820000000003, "end": 30565.640000000003, "text": " No, no, no, what the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 30565.640000000003, "end": 30567.440000000002, "text": " You have to listen to me."}, {"start": 30567.440000000002, "end": 30569.68, "text": " On everything I love, on my mother's life,"}, {"start": 30569.68, "end": 30570.920000000002, "text": " that was high-wise."}, {"start": 30570.920000000002, "end": 30572.2, "text": " On everything I love."}, {"start": 30572.2, "end": 30573.760000000002, "text": " Don't let them get in your head, OK?"}, {"start": 30573.760000000002, "end": 30576.120000000003, "text": " On everything I love, that was high-wise."}, {"start": 30576.120000000003, "end": 30577.760000000002, "text": " We need to kill high-wise."}, {"start": 30577.760000000002, "end": 30579.280000000002, "text": " No, hey."}, {"start": 30579.280000000002, "end": 30580.600000000002, "text": " Bro, listen."}, {"start": 30580.600000000002, "end": 30583.320000000003, "text": " Don't bring the energy you have onto your support player"}, {"start": 30583.320000000003, "end": 30584.320000000003, "text": " and the high-wise, bro."}, {"start": 30584.320000000003, "end": 30586.04, "text": " I'm not a good guy."}, {"start": 30586.04, "end": 30588.760000000002, "text": " Don't do that."}, {"start": 30588.760000000002, "end": 30589.2, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 30589.2, "end": 30591.46, "text": " so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the uh..."}, {"start": 30591.46, "end": 30598.46, "text": " the red buff and then you're gonna look for the top to bot folk there"}, {"start": 30603.46, "end": 30604.58, "text": " hi guys"}, {"start": 30604.58, "end": 30607.2, "text": " jingsy if hi guys does that again you're giving me this address and i'm pulling"}, {"start": 30607.2, "end": 30610.98, "text": " up to this house and putting a blicky up to the skull and then making a mead god"}, {"start": 30610.98, "end": 30612.38, "text": " do you understand me"}, {"start": 30612.38, "end": 30613.66, "text": " okay okay"}, {"start": 30613.66, "end": 30615.780000000002, "text": " hi guys stop"}, {"start": 30615.780000000002, "end": 30618.3, "text": " so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the top to bot folk here"}, {"start": 30618.3, "end": 30620.34, "text": " and then afterwards we should be good"}, {"start": 30620.34, "end": 30622.46, "text": " problem with this game is that the enemy team doesn't"}, {"start": 30622.46, "end": 30623.86, "text": " or uh..."}, {"start": 30623.86, "end": 30630.86, "text": " the enemy team has two dragons so it's gonna be kinda hard for us to win because of them"}, {"start": 30631.98, "end": 30635.739999999998, "text": " we can't kill him, trust me, we can't do it"}, {"start": 30635.739999999998, "end": 30637.899999999998, "text": " we need to have us alive"}, {"start": 30637.899999999998, "end": 30643.54, "text": " okay well he can be alive but he doesn't have to be in like a normal state, like he can be in a vegetative state"}, {"start": 30643.54, "end": 30645.82, "text": " no, no, bro"}, {"start": 30645.82, "end": 30647.82, "text": " He's done. He did too."}, {"start": 30647.82, "end": 30649.82, "text": " He's not unstoppable."}, {"start": 30653.82, "end": 30658.82, "text": " Now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the Krugs, and after that I'll see if I can look on the, uh, barrel."}, {"start": 30666.82, "end": 30669.82, "text": " This beer's good, at least, not bad. I got a good beer right now."}, {"start": 30670.82, "end": 30672.82, "text": " You know what it's like, Jinxing?"}, {"start": 30672.82, "end": 30679.54, "text": " it's like imagine I'm doing like a UFC fight or some shit and then you're"}, {"start": 30679.54, "end": 30684.52, "text": " sitting there and you're watching my UFC fight and the guy that I'm against he's"}, {"start": 30684.52, "end": 30687.7, "text": " like holding me down and he's fucking in the ass until I'm literally bleeding"}, {"start": 30687.7, "end": 30691.62, "text": " screaming crying and begging for mercy and then it's like you're watching you're"}, {"start": 30691.62, "end": 30696.18, "text": " like well listen at least I have some apple juice do you like the apple juice"}, {"start": 30696.18, "end": 30699.86, "text": " but it's like Jinxie how the fuck can I even like comprehend the fact they have"}, {"start": 30699.86, "end": 30705.100000000002, "text": " the apple juice when my entire world is nothing but pain agony and torment you"}, {"start": 30705.100000000002, "end": 30715.34, "text": " know what I mean yes okay so now we're gonna do some look on the riff held and"}, {"start": 30715.34, "end": 30719.38, "text": " then after this I'm gonna look for the talk about folk there"}, {"start": 30719.38, "end": 30724.7, "text": " I don't have to remember calm down you got this"}, {"start": 30743.7, "end": 30745.7, "text": " Not just in game right"}, {"start": 30749.38, "end": 30758.18, "text": " Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for our respawning camps."}, {"start": 30758.18, "end": 30760.66, "text": " The good news is that we can actually still win this one."}, {"start": 30760.66, "end": 30763.02, "text": " Jayden, see, I think we need an un-tilted."}, {"start": 30763.02, "end": 30765.74, "text": " Yep, I agree."}, {"start": 30765.74, "end": 30766.74, "text": " I think, yeah."}, {"start": 30766.74, "end": 30768.74, "text": " I think, uh, you guys need an un-tilted."}, {"start": 30768.74, "end": 30770.54, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna play my un-tilted song."}, {"start": 30770.54, "end": 30771.54, "text": " Are you ready for this?"}, {"start": 30771.54, "end": 30772.54, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 30772.54, "end": 30779.54, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 30779.54, "end": 30784.54, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 30784.54, "end": 30787.54, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 30787.54, "end": 30789.54, "text": " Baby bus!"}, {"start": 30789.54, "end": 30792.54, "text": " Click here to subscribe!"}, {"start": 30792.54, "end": 30799.54, "text": " You touched my red light part."}, {"start": 30799.54, "end": 30806.54, "text": " My lights, my lights, my body is my own."}, {"start": 30806.54, "end": 30811.54, "text": " Let's stop, Green."}, {"start": 30811.54, "end": 30817.54, "text": " Okay, yellow means be careful."}, {"start": 30817.54, "end": 30820.54, "text": " Red, stop, green, okay, yellow means be careful"}, {"start": 30824.04, "end": 30827.54, "text": " Let's think about it, if someone tries to touch me"}, {"start": 30828.04, "end": 30834.04, "text": " Red, stop, green, okay, yellow means be careful, be careful"}, {"start": 30835.04, "end": 30838.54, "text": " Red, red, red, my pants, my shirt"}, {"start": 30838.54, "end": 30841.54, "text": " Red, red, red, my private parts"}, {"start": 30842.04, "end": 30845.54, "text": " Red, red, red, never touch, never touch"}, {"start": 30845.54, "end": 30848.82, "text": " Red, red, red, no means no!"}, {"start": 30852.66, "end": 30856.260000000002, "text": " My lights, my lights, my body is my own"}, {"start": 30856.260000000002, "end": 30862.34, "text": " Red, stop, green, okay, yellow means be careful, be careful"}, {"start": 30863.3, "end": 30868.58, "text": " Yellow, yellow, yellow, my shoulders, my arms, yellow, yellow, yellow"}, {"start": 30868.58, "end": 30872.18, "text": " Pay attention, yellow, yellow, yellow"}, {"start": 30872.18, "end": 30876.34, "text": " Be careful, be careful, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 30876.34, "end": 30879.54, "text": " So, Jynxie, why'd you leave me out to dry while you're singing along with me?"}, {"start": 30881.7, "end": 30885.14, "text": " Um, I don't really know what's going on right now."}, {"start": 30885.14, "end": 30887.62, "text": " I think I lost about 25 minutes ago."}, {"start": 30887.62, "end": 30889.86, "text": " Would you prefer some Michael Jackson?"}, {"start": 30890.34, "end": 30898.74, "text": " I... I... yeah, I think you should listen to something more positive, I think."}, {"start": 30902.18, "end": 30917.74, "text": " I'm not sure if this game drinks anyone, I'm kidding you."}, {"start": 30917.74, "end": 30919.48, "text": " Jinx you might actually win this game bro."}, {"start": 30919.48, "end": 30921.1, "text": " Jinx you might actually win this game bro."}, {"start": 30921.1, "end": 30922.1, "text": " Blacks!"}, {"start": 30922.1, "end": 30923.1, "text": " Blacks!"}, {"start": 30923.1, "end": 30924.1, "text": " Stay calm!"}, {"start": 30924.1, "end": 30925.1, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 30925.1, "end": 30926.1, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 30926.1, "end": 30927.1, "text": " You go Baron here now."}, {"start": 30927.1, "end": 30932.1, "text": " No, no, no, no, because I'm me for all sex."}, {"start": 30932.100000000002, "end": 30934.100000000002, "text": " I'm going to try for a clear."}, {"start": 30938.100000000002, "end": 30940.100000000002, "text": " Bro, you got this, not this, please."}, {"start": 30940.100000000002, "end": 30942.100000000002, "text": " Please, bro."}, {"start": 30942.100000000002, "end": 30944.100000000002, "text": " Put it into this madness, bro."}, {"start": 30944.100000000002, "end": 30946.100000000002, "text": " Just come home, win the game."}, {"start": 30946.100000000002, "end": 30949.100000000002, "text": " Okay, Jinxie, what if I tell you there's one song that we could listen to right now"}, {"start": 30949.100000000002, "end": 30951.100000000002, "text": " that would instantly make us feel nothing but peace?"}, {"start": 30951.100000000002, "end": 30952.100000000002, "text": " Are you ready?"}, {"start": 30952.100000000002, "end": 30955.100000000002, "text": " Yes. Bro, yes, what am I saying this whole time?"}, {"start": 30955.100000000002, "end": 30958.100000000002, "text": " Listen to something peaceful and happy and stop thinking about the support player."}, {"start": 30958.100000000002, "end": 30967.38, "text": " Think about all the memories, Jinxie, that you associate with the song."}, {"start": 30967.38, "end": 30975.140000000003, "text": " Think about how your life once was, the friends you used to chill at till this court until"}, {"start": 30975.140000000003, "end": 30981.980000000003, "text": " three in the morning, the Minecraft private servers they used to be a part of."}, {"start": 30981.980000000003, "end": 30987.460000000003, "text": " I want you to just remember the golden days, and I want you to understand that even though"}, {"start": 30987.46, "end": 30993.46, "text": " they aren't here with us anymore. Every day is a new golden day."}, {"start": 31047.46, "end": 31071.46, "text": " That was for you, Jensie, for the guy that never stopped believing in you."}, {"start": 31077.46, "end": 31080.14, "text": " The guy that never stopped believing"}, {"start": 31083.059999999998, "end": 31085.059999999998, "text": " It was you"}, {"start": 31085.3, "end": 31088.219999999998, "text": " Holy fuck that was tough on the beach up dude. I"}, {"start": 31089.46, "end": 31094.46, "text": " Want you to listen to I want you to recall I want you to listen to goodwill hunting"}, {"start": 31098.54, "end": 31100.54, "text": " Listen to goodwill hunting"}, {"start": 31107.46, "end": 31129.879999999997, "text": " Bro, as we speak, she's getting plowed by the entire football team."}, {"start": 31129.879999999997, "end": 31133.739999999998, "text": " The only thing you should be missing is a you that you could be, if you would get over"}, {"start": 31133.74, "end": 31140.08, "text": " Whatever hurdle you're going through emotionally and lock the fuck in and become the best version of yourself for your next partner"}, {"start": 31148.74, "end": 31151.18, "text": " Hold on hold on jing see hold the fuck on right now"}, {"start": 31153.66, "end": 31156.74, "text": " Jingsy hold the fuck on right now. Okay, what is the best part of my day?"}, {"start": 31163.74, "end": 31181.34, "text": " So how's your lady?"}, {"start": 31181.34, "end": 31183.420000000002, "text": " She's gone."}, {"start": 31183.420000000002, "end": 31188.260000000002, "text": " Gone, gone wet."}, {"start": 31188.260000000002, "end": 31190.74, "text": " Med school, medical school in California."}, {"start": 31190.74, "end": 31191.74, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 31191.74, "end": 31192.74, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 31192.74, "end": 31195.74, "text": " What was this? It's like a week ago."}, {"start": 31200.74, "end": 31201.74, "text": " That sucks."}, {"start": 31205.74, "end": 31207.74, "text": " So, uh, when are you done with those meetings?"}, {"start": 31208.74, "end": 31210.74, "text": " Like the week after I'm 21."}, {"start": 31210.74, "end": 31213.74, "text": " You know, are they gonna hook you up with a job or what?"}, {"start": 31213.74, "end": 31217.74, "text": " Yeah, fuckin' sit in a room and do a long division for the next 50 years."}, {"start": 31217.74, "end": 31220.74, "text": " Yeah, that probably makes a nice bank."}, {"start": 31220.74, "end": 31223.9, "text": " What were you saying listen, I got most of us"}, {"start": 31226.58, "end": 31230.820000000003, "text": " You're fucking lab rat that mission way out of here"}, {"start": 31232.74, "end": 31236.06, "text": " I want a way out of here for I mean, I'm gonna fucking live here the rest of my life"}, {"start": 31236.5, "end": 31241.34, "text": " You know be neighbors, you know, we'll have little kids fucking taking a little league together up Paulie failed"}, {"start": 31244.980000000003, "end": 31247.7, "text": " Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way"}, {"start": 31247.7, "end": 31251.7, "text": " Okay, in 20 years, if you're still living here,"}, {"start": 31251.7, "end": 31253.7, "text": " coming over to my house to watch the Patriots' game,"}, {"start": 31253.7, "end": 31256.7, "text": " still working construction, I'll fucking kill you."}, {"start": 31256.7, "end": 31259.7, "text": " That's not a threat, that's a fact, I'll fucking kill you."}, {"start": 31259.7, "end": 31262.7, "text": " Fucking talk, bro."}, {"start": 31262.7, "end": 31264.7, "text": " You've got something, none of us."}, {"start": 31264.7, "end": 31266.7, "text": " Oh, come on, why is it always this,"}, {"start": 31266.7, "end": 31268.7, "text": " I mean, I fucking owe it to myself to do this,"}, {"start": 31268.7, "end": 31269.7, "text": " what if I'm not answering?"}, {"start": 31269.7, "end": 31271.7, "text": " No, no, no, no, I'll fuck you."}, {"start": 31271.7, "end": 31273.7, "text": " You don't owe it to yourself."}, {"start": 31273.7, "end": 31275.7, "text": " You owe it to me."}, {"start": 31275.7, "end": 31279.9, "text": " It's tomorrow. I'm gonna wake up and I'll be 50 now, and I'll still be going to shit"}, {"start": 31281.3, "end": 31283.3, "text": " That's all right, that's fine"}, {"start": 31283.5, "end": 31285.5, "text": " You're sitting on a winning lot of tea"}, {"start": 31286.22, "end": 31288.22, "text": " Too much of a pussy cash, okay?"}, {"start": 31288.86, "end": 31290.86, "text": " That's bullshit"}, {"start": 31291.98, "end": 31296.5, "text": " Cuz I do fucking anything to have with your guy still with any of these fucking guys"}, {"start": 31297.86, "end": 31302.06, "text": " The insult the rest of you are still here in 20 years. Hang around here some fucking place"}, {"start": 31302.06, "end": 31304.06, "text": " I have chills. I'm not kidding. I have chills."}, {"start": 31304.06, "end": 31306.06, "text": " I don't know that. I don't know."}, {"start": 31306.06, "end": 31308.06, "text": " I don't know. I don't know."}, {"start": 31308.06, "end": 31310.06, "text": " I tell you what, I don't know."}, {"start": 31310.06, "end": 31312.06, "text": " Every day I'm at my house and I pick you up."}, {"start": 31312.06, "end": 31314.06, "text": " And we go out and we have two drinks."}, {"start": 31314.06, "end": 31316.06, "text": " Do you see this guy in my chat?"}, {"start": 31316.06, "end": 31318.06, "text": " That's great. What do you say?"}, {"start": 31318.06, "end": 31320.06, "text": " This guy in my chat said,"}, {"start": 31320.06, "end": 31322.06, "text": " I want to love life again."}, {"start": 31324.06, "end": 31327.06, "text": " Tell him that loving life starts when you love yourself first."}, {"start": 31327.06, "end": 31329.06, "text": " You are your life."}, {"start": 31329.06, "end": 31331.06, "text": " And the only way that you can actually sit down and enjoy it"}, {"start": 31331.06, "end": 31339.74, "text": " if you enjoy who you are before anything else that's beautiful bro seriously"}, {"start": 31341.9, "end": 31350.420000000002, "text": " that's fucking beautiful it's a truth Jengze nothing but the truth"}, {"start": 31361.06, "end": 31383.940000000002, "text": " something about this is just emotional i don't know"}, {"start": 31383.940000000002, "end": 31387.38, "text": " I'm gonna bat his emotional to see if somebody won't give up"}, {"start": 31389.7, "end": 31391.7, "text": " It's because what's the option Jinx?"}, {"start": 31399.140000000003, "end": 31401.140000000003, "text": " There's another option bro"}, {"start": 31401.54, "end": 31405.300000000003, "text": " It's either you go forward or you stay in the same place forever"}, {"start": 31405.940000000002, "end": 31410.140000000003, "text": " And what the fuck kind of life is one that never moves anywhere"}, {"start": 31410.14, "end": 31420.34, "text": " down fast if nothing changes nothing changes exactly"}, {"start": 31440.14, "end": 31445.14, "text": " Chad, if you have any movie scenes that you want Tom to listen to, now is probably a good time to type them."}, {"start": 31445.14, "end": 31447.14, "text": " He's too off-challenger."}, {"start": 31449.14, "end": 31451.14, "text": " I'm not going to say it, Judy."}, {"start": 31451.14, "end": 31453.14, "text": " Bro, like."}, {"start": 31459.14, "end": 31462.14, "text": " Yeah, this is kind of beautiful, bro. This is beautiful."}, {"start": 31465.14, "end": 31467.14, "text": " You're too off-challenger, bro."}, {"start": 31467.14, "end": 31469.14, "text": " I have to listen to this one."}, {"start": 31470.14, "end": 31474.739999999998, "text": " Is this Starship's findin' a human arm?"}, {"start": 31474.739999999998, "end": 31475.739999999998, "text": " Listen."}, {"start": 31475.739999999998, "end": 31479.239999999998, "text": " Wake up in the morning feelin' like P.D."}, {"start": 31479.239999999998, "end": 31482.739999999998, "text": " Okay, that's all I wanted to hear."}, {"start": 31482.739999999998, "end": 31483.739999999998, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 31483.739999999998, "end": 31488.239999999998, "text": " Yo, uh, my chat is saying to play Innosteller."}, {"start": 31500.14, "end": 31502.2, "text": " you"}, {"start": 31530.14, "end": 31532.2, "text": " you"}, {"start": 31560.14, "end": 31562.2, "text": " you"}, {"start": 31590.14, "end": 31592.2, "text": " you"}, {"start": 31620.14, "end": 31622.2, "text": " you"}, {"start": 31650.14, "end": 31652.2, "text": " you"}, {"start": 31710.14, "end": 31715.54, "text": " she fucked up I could tell that he actually tried everything he could there"}, {"start": 31715.54, "end": 31721.42, "text": " to win that game and it's like I don't know why I'm different now do you know"}, {"start": 31721.42, "end": 31729.46, "text": " what I mean okay dot test yep you need one win for challenger I have something"}, {"start": 31729.46, "end": 31732.899999999998, "text": " I want you to listen to link it to me right now link it to me right fucking"}, {"start": 31732.899999999998, "end": 31736.66, "text": " now okay I want to find the exact speech really quick because I saw people in my"}, {"start": 31736.66, "end": 31743.66, "text": " chat, say it. This is one of my favorite movies of all time. And this movie changed my life."}, {"start": 31745.88, "end": 31752.88, "text": " I watched this movie, I think, two years ago. This...alright. I'm going to link it. And all"}, {"start": 31752.88, "end": 31768.16, "text": " This, alright, I'm going to link it and all I want you to do is just screen share, okay?"}, {"start": 31768.16, "end": 31775.8, "text": " Alright, it's in Discord right now."}, {"start": 31775.8, "end": 31777.8, "text": " Please play this."}, {"start": 31777.8, "end": 31790.8, "text": " All right, gang, whiplash."}, {"start": 31790.8, "end": 31792.8, "text": " A little under tempo, okay?"}, {"start": 31792.8, "end": 31796.8, "text": " Neiman, let's do your best."}, {"start": 31796.8, "end": 31798.8, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 31798.8, "end": 31800.8, "text": " Five, six, and..."}, {"start": 31805.8, "end": 31829.8, "text": " Let's hear some fells."}, {"start": 31829.8, "end": 31834.8, "text": " Got a buddy rich here."}, {"start": 31834.8, "end": 31836.8, "text": " A little trouble there."}, {"start": 31836.8, "end": 31838.8, "text": " Let's pick it up at 17."}, {"start": 31840.8, "end": 31841.8, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 31842.8, "end": 31844.8, "text": " Five, six, and..."}, {"start": 31848.8, "end": 31850.8, "text": " Not quite my tempo."}, {"start": 31851.8, "end": 31852.8, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 31853.8, "end": 31855.8, "text": " Five, six, and..."}, {"start": 31857.8, "end": 31859.8, "text": " Downbeat on 18."}, {"start": 31860.8, "end": 31861.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 31861.8, "end": 31863.8, "text": " Downbeat on 18."}, {"start": 31863.8, "end": 31865.8, "text": " Okay, here we go."}, {"start": 31865.8, "end": 31867.8, "text": " Five, six, eight."}, {"start": 31868.8, "end": 31871.8, "text": " Or 17, the end of four."}, {"start": 31871.8, "end": 31873.8, "text": " Got it?"}, {"start": 31873.8, "end": 31875.8, "text": " Five, six, seven."}, {"start": 31877.8, "end": 31880.8, "text": " Not quite my temple. It's all good. No worries. Here we go."}, {"start": 31885.8, "end": 31887.8, "text": " You're rushing. Here we go."}, {"start": 31887.8, "end": 31889.8, "text": " Ready? Okay."}, {"start": 31889.8, "end": 31891.8, "text": " Five, six, eight."}, {"start": 31893.8, "end": 31895.8, "text": " Dragging just a hair."}, {"start": 31899.8, "end": 31901.8, "text": " Wait for my cue."}, {"start": 31901.8, "end": 31903.8, "text": " Five, six, seven."}, {"start": 31905.8, "end": 31907.8, "text": " Russian."}, {"start": 31907.8, "end": 31909.8, "text": " Five, six, eight."}, {"start": 31911.8, "end": 31913.8, "text": " Dragging."}, {"start": 31913.8, "end": 31915.8, "text": " Five, six, eight."}, {"start": 31917.8, "end": 31943.28, "text": " Why do you suppose I just hurled a chair at your head, Neiman?"}, {"start": 31943.28, "end": 31945.36, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 31945.36, "end": 31946.36, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 31946.36, "end": 31947.36, "text": " True you do."}, {"start": 31947.36, "end": 31948.36, "text": " Atempo?"}, {"start": 31948.36, "end": 31952.36, "text": " Were you rushing or were you dragging?"}, {"start": 31952.36, "end": 31956.36, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 31956.36, "end": 31957.36, "text": " Start counting."}, {"start": 31957.36, "end": 31958.36, "text": " Five, six, seven."}, {"start": 31958.36, "end": 31959.36, "text": " In four, dammit!"}, {"start": 31959.36, "end": 31960.36, "text": " Look at me!"}, {"start": 31960.36, "end": 31961.36, "text": " One, two, three, four."}, {"start": 31961.36, "end": 31962.36, "text": " One, two, three, four."}, {"start": 31962.36, "end": 31963.36, "text": " One, two, three, four."}, {"start": 31963.36, "end": 31964.36, "text": " One, two, three, four."}, {"start": 31964.36, "end": 31965.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 31965.36, "end": 31966.36, "text": " Was I wrong?"}, {"start": 31966.36, "end": 31971.36, "text": " James, I hope you know that's going to be us in real life when I go to Florida."}, {"start": 31971.36, "end": 31976.36, "text": " Wait, are you in a match by the way?"}, {"start": 31976.36, "end": 31978.36, "text": " No, someone dodged."}, {"start": 31978.36, "end": 31980.36, "text": " Is she? Or was I dragging?"}, {"start": 31980.36, "end": 31981.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 31981.36, "end": 31982.36, "text": " Count again."}, {"start": 31982.36, "end": 31985.36, "text": " One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three."}, {"start": 31985.36, "end": 31987.36, "text": " Rushing or dragging?"}, {"start": 31987.36, "end": 31989.36, "text": " So you do know the difference."}, {"start": 31989.36, "end": 31994.36, "text": " If you deliberately sabotage my band, I will fuck you like a pig."}, {"start": 31994.36, "end": 31998.36, "text": " Now are you a rusher? Or are you a dragger?"}, {"start": 31998.36, "end": 32000.760000000002, "text": " Are you gonna be on my fucking time?"}, {"start": 32000.760000000002, "end": 32002.36, "text": " You're gonna be on your time."}, {"start": 32002.36, "end": 32003.36, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 32003.36, "end": 32004.36, "text": " What does that say?"}, {"start": 32004.36, "end": 32005.36, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 32006.36, "end": 32008.36, "text": " Are you gonna play like..."}, {"start": 32008.36, "end": 32010.36, "text": " a passive scared little bitch?"}, {"start": 32010.36, "end": 32012.36, "text": " Or are you gonna be over-aggressive?"}, {"start": 32013.36, "end": 32014.36, "text": " I'm gonna do-"}, {"start": 32014.36, "end": 32017.36, "text": " OR ARE YOU GONNA BE ON MY FUCKING TIME?"}, {"start": 32018.36, "end": 32020.36, "text": " I'm gonna be on your time, sir."}, {"start": 32022.36, "end": 32023.36, "text": " Keep playing."}, {"start": 32023.36, "end": 32024.36, "text": " Your note equals 215."}, {"start": 32024.36, "end": 32025.36, "text": " Count me to 215."}, {"start": 32025.36, "end": 32027.36, "text": " One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four."}, {"start": 32027.36, "end": 32028.2, "text": " One, two, three."}, {"start": 32028.2, "end": 32029.760000000002, "text": " Jesus, this is fucking crap!"}, {"start": 32029.760000000002, "end": 32031.66, "text": " I didn't know they allowed recharge into Shaper!"}, {"start": 32031.66, "end": 32034.08, "text": " Am I too understand that you cannot read tempo?"}, {"start": 32034.08, "end": 32035.72, "text": " Can you even fucking read music?"}, {"start": 32035.72, "end": 32036.64, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 32036.64, "end": 32037.48, "text": " If no?"}, {"start": 32037.48, "end": 32038.32, "text": " Yes, what is that?"}, {"start": 32038.32, "end": 32040.16, "text": " Now it's 16."}, {"start": 32040.16, "end": 32041.16, "text": " What's that V?"}, {"start": 32042.52, "end": 32045.04, "text": " Put some pizza out, and lock in."}, {"start": 32045.04, "end": 32045.88, "text": " Okay, sorry."}, {"start": 32045.88, "end": 32048.96, "text": " Because if you don't get Challenger,"}, {"start": 32048.96, "end": 32052.28, "text": " if you don't get Challenger,"}, {"start": 32052.28, "end": 32055.84, "text": " I'll do way worse things to you than JC does."}, {"start": 32055.84, "end": 32059.920000000002, "text": " I have a spatula and a lot of anger against you."}, {"start": 32059.920000000002, "end": 32062.76, "text": " Oh god, and she means it bro, she's Latina."}, {"start": 32062.76, "end": 32065.56, "text": " And when she gets her hands on the spatula, it's fucked."}, {"start": 32065.56, "end": 32066.4, "text": " Okay, it's fucked."}, {"start": 32066.4, "end": 32067.4, "text": " Wait, so if you don't get challenged through,"}, {"start": 32067.4, "end": 32069.32, "text": " your girlfriend's gonna beat the shit out of you?"}, {"start": 32069.32, "end": 32070.16, "text": " My wife."}, {"start": 32071.96, "end": 32073.52, "text": " Wait, why do I keep saying, sorry."}, {"start": 32073.52, "end": 32074.36, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 32074.36, "end": 32075.2, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 32075.2, "end": 32076.6, "text": " You're good for ya."}, {"start": 32076.6, "end": 32078.920000000002, "text": " She spatula whips you in the ass?"}, {"start": 32079.76, "end": 32082.28, "text": " Yeah, but the thing is that it's only when I've done"}, {"start": 32082.28, "end": 32084.04, "text": " a good job that it goes in my ass."}, {"start": 32084.04, "end": 32086.04, "text": " do you want to hear something crazy jing see"}, {"start": 32086.04, "end": 32089.04, "text": " the"}, {"start": 32089.04, "end": 32092.84, "text": " bro that was the crazy thing right there what the fuck no the crazy thing was that"}, {"start": 32092.84, "end": 32096.32, "text": " we were in a lobby and the enemy team banned mastery and the heckram and the"}, {"start": 32096.32, "end": 32098.760000000002, "text": " first pick diana i'm not even bolstering"}, {"start": 32098.760000000002, "end": 32102.84, "text": " are you in a game right now right now no no no someone dodge thankfully"}, {"start": 32102.84, "end": 32105.84, "text": " so we measure one one well your contest"}, {"start": 32105.84, "end": 32107.72, "text": " um"}, {"start": 32107.72, "end": 32111.280000000002, "text": " i want you to like if you're in a queue i want you to just play"}, {"start": 32111.280000000002, "end": 32114.340000000004, "text": " whatever you need to play to get yourself locked in."}, {"start": 32114.340000000004, "end": 32117.180000000004, "text": " Whatever you need, like, whatever you need, bro."}, {"start": 32117.180000000004, "end": 32118.940000000002, "text": " What do you need to listen to, man?"}, {"start": 32120.38, "end": 32122.020000000004, "text": " You're one-off challenger."}, {"start": 32122.020000000004, "end": 32123.660000000003, "text": " What do you need?"}, {"start": 32123.660000000003, "end": 32125.22, "text": " What do you fucking need, man?"}, {"start": 32129.460000000003, "end": 32130.300000000003, "text": " Wait, yourself!"}, {"start": 32130.300000000003, "end": 32132.800000000003, "text": " I need my software now, Jason."}, {"start": 32132.800000000003, "end": 32134.22, "text": " I didn't even think about that."}, {"start": 32134.22, "end": 32136.980000000003, "text": " I need my software now, Jason."}, {"start": 32136.980000000003, "end": 32137.940000000002, "text": " I'm gonna get him here."}, {"start": 32137.940000000002, "end": 32139.520000000004, "text": " You listen to yourself!"}, {"start": 32141.280000000002, "end": 32153.480000000003, "text": " 20 hours of swimming in the day, 4 hours of sleeping in it, eating like shit, microwave"}, {"start": 32153.480000000003, "end": 32161.72, "text": " burgers that I eat cold, dog shit snacks here and there, taking enough caffeine to"}, {"start": 32161.72, "end": 32163.72, "text": " Oh, fuck it, Alphant."}, {"start": 32163.72, "end": 32165.72, "text": " For that one."}, {"start": 32165.72, "end": 32167.72, "text": " For challenge, Alphant."}, {"start": 32167.72, "end": 32171.72, "text": " Challenge, challenger coming."}, {"start": 32171.72, "end": 32175.72, "text": " But even though he might have been a challenger, it's not done yet."}, {"start": 32175.72, "end": 32178.72, "text": " Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 32178.72, "end": 32183.72, "text": " Because the thing is, when I came to Korea, I wasn't just a challenger."}, {"start": 32183.72, "end": 32185.72, "text": " It was sort of the goal of who I am."}, {"start": 32185.72, "end": 32188.72, "text": " I am the second fucking world."}, {"start": 32188.72, "end": 32190.72, "text": " Now we have another challenge, challenger."}, {"start": 32190.72, "end": 32194.72, "text": " Because sure, we might have had Challenger, but then you're gonna have those people who are like,"}, {"start": 32194.72, "end": 32196.72, "text": " I am, but you played during your games."}, {"start": 32196.72, "end": 32198.72, "text": " So you know what? Fuck those people!"}, {"start": 32198.72, "end": 32202.72, "text": " How about I sit here and I go up in new accounts, and we go,"}, {"start": 32202.72, "end": 32206.72, "text": " and we went to Challenger with the highest win rate ever,"}, {"start": 32206.72, "end": 32208.72, "text": " out of any Western player."}, {"start": 32208.72, "end": 32211.72, "text": " And how about we go for two Challenger accounts?"}, {"start": 32211.72, "end": 32213.72, "text": " Not just one!"}, {"start": 32213.72, "end": 32216.72, "text": " They said I'd be hard-stucked grandmaster."}, {"start": 32216.72, "end": 32219.72, "text": " I'll get two Challenger accounts!"}, {"start": 32219.72, "end": 32226.72, "text": " And then when I sit there, and I have my two child counts, and then when I sit there and I'm shitting on pros every game"}, {"start": 32228.64, "end": 32230.64, "text": " Then we'll go"}, {"start": 32232.64, "end": 32236.280000000002, "text": " Most demonic fucking run up all time"}, {"start": 32236.760000000002, "end": 32240.16, "text": " So I'm gonna be honest guys, real trip isn't fucking beginning"}, {"start": 32240.52, "end": 32242.52, "text": " My trip is"}, {"start": 32242.68, "end": 32248.36, "text": " for another three weeks, and you know what? I just might extend it another two"}, {"start": 32249.72, "end": 32256.72, "text": " It's nice that it's not enough."}, {"start": 32256.72, "end": 32259.72, "text": " It's never enough!"}, {"start": 32279.72, "end": 32292.72, "text": " You can always be higher up, you can always have a higher win rate, you can always be better off the game, have better understanding."}, {"start": 32322.72, "end": 32340.72, "text": " Jensy, they're gonna fucking die this game, do you understand me?"}, {"start": 32340.72, "end": 32342.72, "text": " Yes, I have literal chills."}, {"start": 32342.72, "end": 32344.72, "text": " I have chills."}, {"start": 32344.72, "end": 32350.72, "text": " Jensy, I'm telling you right now, I don't give a fuck if I have the most disgusting team ever."}, {"start": 32350.72, "end": 32356.08, "text": " I don't give a fuck if my team is first time. I don't give a fuck if they're inting"}, {"start": 32356.08, "end": 32358.88, "text": " I don't give a fuck if my ball in his own ten at five minutes"}, {"start": 32358.88, "end": 32361.34, "text": " I don't give a fuck if the enemy team is five challengers"}, {"start": 32361.34, "end": 32365.5, "text": " I don't give a fuck if I have four bronze players on my team. I will annihilate"}, {"start": 32367.440000000002, "end": 32376.36, "text": " Everyone in this lobby I will drop the most demonic performance that you and everyone watching has ever seen"}, {"start": 32380.72, "end": 32382.72, "text": " Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir."}, {"start": 32388.72, "end": 32390.72, "text": " This is your challenge, bro."}, {"start": 32390.72, "end": 32393.72, "text": " Show them. All those people that doubted you, don't test."}, {"start": 32393.72, "end": 32395.72, "text": " All those people that laughed in your fucking face,"}, {"start": 32395.72, "end": 32399.72, "text": " in fact, you would never fucking reclaim your fucking challenge over the season."}, {"start": 32400.72, "end": 32403.72, "text": " That was your day. That was your fucking day."}, {"start": 32403.72, "end": 32405.72, "text": " Because guess who never stopped believing?"}, {"start": 32405.72, "end": 32407.72, "text": " You never stopped believing."}, {"start": 32407.72, "end": 32415.64, "text": " And now you find yourself 25 to 30 minutes away from the highest rank in the hardest"}, {"start": 32415.64, "end": 32417.64, "text": " game of all time."}, {"start": 32417.64, "end": 32428.0, "text": " You said show them, right?"}, {"start": 32428.0, "end": 32429.0, "text": " You said show them?"}, {"start": 32429.0, "end": 32431.0, "text": " You said show them, right?"}, {"start": 32431.0, "end": 32432.0, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 32432.0, "end": 32433.0, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 32433.0, "end": 32436.5, "text": " Then let's fuck him, show them."}, {"start": 32463.0, "end": 32465.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 32493.0, "end": 32495.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 32523.0, "end": 32525.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 32553.0, "end": 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yeah."}, {"start": 32808.22, "end": 32813.22, "text": " I see it, but I wanna get to sleep, I need to get to sleep."}, {"start": 32813.22, "end": 32816.22, "text": " And everyone tries, you are locked to death."}, {"start": 32816.22, "end": 32819.22, "text": " It's looking like a juicer, it's looking like a juicer."}, {"start": 32819.22, "end": 32821.22, "text": " Like a fucking juicy juicer right now."}, {"start": 32851.22, "end": 32853.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 32881.22, "end": 32883.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 32911.22, "end": 32913.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 32941.22, "end": 32943.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 32971.22, "end": 32973.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33001.22, "end": 33003.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33031.22, "end": 33033.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33061.22, "end": 33063.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33091.22, "end": 33093.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33121.22, "end": 33123.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33151.22, "end": 33153.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33181.22, "end": 33183.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33211.22, "end": 33213.22, "text": " You"}, {"start": 33241.22, "end": 33245.22, "text": " And I sing a song that it me just does"}, {"start": 33245.22, "end": 33248.22, "text": " And I'm gonna run, run on my own"}, {"start": 33248.22, "end": 33251.22, "text": " And I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna run on my own"}, {"start": 33251.22, "end": 33254.22, "text": " And I'm gonna run, I'm gonna run on my own"}, {"start": 33271.22, "end": 33299.46, "text": " And if somebody hurts you, I wanna fight"}, {"start": 33299.46, "end": 33302.58, "text": " But my hands have broken so many times"}, {"start": 33302.58, "end": 33305.86, "text": " So I use my voice, I'll be so fuckin' cool"}, {"start": 33305.86, "end": 33309.06, "text": " But stay always with the white mother loose"}, {"start": 33309.06, "end": 33312.26, "text": " And I feel a song that'll be just us"}, {"start": 33312.26, "end": 33315.46, "text": " But I send our love to 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Oh, I don't know that's like one of the best songs ever made bro like genuinely shout out Tom O'Dowell, bro"}, {"start": 33412.18, "end": 33419.18, "text": " I'm not this."}, {"start": 33419.18, "end": 33420.18, "text": " Give me a second."}, {"start": 33420.18, "end": 33421.18, "text": " Let me think."}, {"start": 33421.18, "end": 33423.18, "text": " Don't eat the recall or get your red buff then recall."}, {"start": 33423.18, "end": 33424.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 33424.18, "end": 33425.18, "text": " Get your red buff then recall then something."}, {"start": 33425.18, "end": 33426.18, "text": " Well, give me a second Jhinx."}, {"start": 33426.18, "end": 33428.18, "text": " I need to think of what song we need."}, {"start": 33428.18, "end": 33429.18, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 33429.18, "end": 33430.18, "text": " Okay, you've never heard this one."}, {"start": 33430.18, "end": 33431.18, "text": " Are you ready for it?"}, {"start": 33431.18, "end": 33432.18, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 33432.18, "end": 33434.18, "text": " I'm always down to listen to new music."}, {"start": 33434.18, "end": 33436.18, "text": " You're listening to lyrics."}, {"start": 33436.18, "end": 33438.18, "text": " Have you ever watched Shudder Island before?"}, {"start": 33438.18, "end": 33439.18, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 33439.18, "end": 33441.18, "text": " It's like in my top 10 movies."}, {"start": 33441.18, "end": 33445.98, "text": " movies perfect would you rather die"}, {"start": 33471.18, "end": 33473.18, "text": " I hate you."}, {"start": 33473.18, "end": 33475.18, "text": " You're your promise."}, {"start": 33477.18, "end": 33479.18, "text": " You lied."}, {"start": 33479.18, "end": 33481.18, "text": " You should've told me."}, {"start": 33483.18, "end": 33485.18, "text": " You just let me go."}, {"start": 33486.18, "end": 33488.18, "text": " Don't you think you can't beat me?"}, {"start": 33489.18, "end": 33491.18, "text": " I can't even kill you."}, {"start": 33491.18, "end": 33493.18, "text": " I can't even kill you."}, {"start": 33493.18, "end": 33495.18, "text": " I can't even kill you."}, {"start": 33495.18, "end": 33497.18, "text": " I can't even kill you."}, {"start": 33531.18, "end": 33543.18, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 33543.18, "end": 33547.18, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 33547.18, "end": 33551.18, "text": " Why did I miss this?"}, {"start": 33551.18, "end": 33555.18, "text": " Gameplay enters the body."}, {"start": 33555.18, "end": 33559.18, "text": " The brain controls the pain."}, {"start": 33559.18, "end": 33561.18, "text": " Without this"}, {"start": 33561.18, "end": 33562.18, "text": " We test the pain"}, {"start": 33562.18, "end": 33565.18, "text": " Recreate a man that doesn't feel pain, Jinksy"}, {"start": 33565.18, "end": 33566.18, "text": " Listen"}, {"start": 33566.18, "end": 33567.18, "text": " Recreate a man"}, {"start": 33567.18, "end": 33570.18, "text": " So he doesn't feel pain"}, {"start": 33570.18, "end": 33571.18, "text": " Or love"}, {"start": 33571.18, "end": 33573.18, "text": " Or sympathy"}, {"start": 33573.18, "end": 33575.18, "text": " 50 years from now"}, {"start": 33575.18, "end": 33577.18, "text": " People will look back and say"}, {"start": 33577.18, "end": 33578.18, "text": " Here at this place"}, {"start": 33578.18, "end": 33580.18, "text": " Is where it all began"}, {"start": 33582.18, "end": 33583.18, "text": " Move it"}, {"start": 33583.18, "end": 33584.18, "text": " Move it"}, {"start": 33589.18, "end": 33601.18, "text": " You're creating ghosts to go out in the world."}, {"start": 33601.18, "end": 33611.18, "text": " You're not your face!"}, {"start": 33641.18, "end": 33650.18, "text": " She's still here."}, {"start": 33650.18, "end": 33652.18, "text": " That's what she never liked."}, {"start": 33652.18, "end": 33653.18, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 33653.18, "end": 33654.18, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 33654.18, "end": 33656.18, "text": " She'll be back."}, {"start": 33656.18, "end": 33659.18, "text": " She'll be back."}, {"start": 33659.18, "end": 33662.18, "text": " It's both me and you, the fucker!"}, {"start": 33662.18, "end": 33664.18, "text": " Bullshit!"}, {"start": 33701.18, "end": 33703.18, "text": " I got it though. I'm all prepared."}, {"start": 33704.86, "end": 33706.06, "text": " We need one more trap."}, {"start": 33728.46, "end": 33730.46, "text": " YES! YES! YES!"}, {"start": 33731.18, "end": 33734.18, "text": " The doctor! The doctor! The doctor!"}, {"start": 33734.18, "end": 33735.18, "text": " The doctor! Yes!"}, {"start": 33735.18, "end": 33737.18, "text": " The historian! The historian!"}, {"start": 33737.18, "end": 33739.18, "text": " The historian! The historian! The historian!"}, {"start": 33739.18, "end": 33740.18, "text": " The historian!"}, {"start": 33740.18, "end": 33742.18, "text": " The doctor! The doctor!"}, {"start": 33749.18, "end": 33751.18, "text": " I'm gonna stop this doctor. Me too."}, {"start": 33751.18, "end": 33752.18, "text": " The team is good."}, {"start": 33755.18, "end": 33757.18, "text": " You have to run for baby."}, {"start": 33757.18, "end": 33769.18, "text": " But can she, if they say, Who cares if our molecules are in the sky?"}, {"start": 33769.18, "end": 33775.18, "text": " You look a million stars, in flickers, flickers"}, {"start": 33775.18, "end": 33779.18, "text": " Who cares when someone's not my top?"}, {"start": 33779.18, "end": 33784.18, "text": " If the moment is all we are"}, {"start": 33784.18, "end": 33787.18, "text": " Quicker, quicker, quicker"}, {"start": 33787.18, "end": 33791.18, "text": " Who cares if one more light goes out?"}, {"start": 33791.18, "end": 33793.18, "text": " Well, uh..."}, {"start": 33814.18, "end": 33816.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33844.18, "end": 33846.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33874.18, "end": 33876.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33904.18, "end": 33906.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33934.18, "end": 33936.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33964.18, "end": 33966.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33994.18, "end": 33996.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34024.18, "end": 34026.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34054.18, "end": 34056.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34084.18, "end": 34086.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34114.18, "end": 34116.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34144.18, "end": 34146.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34174.18, "end": 34176.18, "text": " You"}, {"start": 34234.18, "end": 34241.18, "text": " and"}, {"start": 34254.38, "end": 34257.78, "text": " as a lawyer he almost for like six hundred damage so the promise that you"}, {"start": 34257.78, "end": 34261.78, "text": " just like smile at two thousand"}, {"start": 34264.18, "end": 34266.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 34266.18, "end": 34268.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 34292.18, "end": 34294.5, "text": " Two away again, oh my god"}, {"start": 34296.18, "end": 34300.66, "text": " So not rounding the cycle."}, {"start": 34300.66, "end": 34301.66, "text": " What a try."}, {"start": 34301.66, "end": 34302.66, "text": " Like what a try."}, {"start": 34302.66, "end": 34306.18, "text": " If you would have stole that elder that would have been literal cinema."}, {"start": 34306.18, "end": 34311.3, "text": " Yeah, but the problem is that stealing elder is impossible because Shaco built full crit."}, {"start": 34311.3, "end": 34317.02, "text": " So what it means is that he like autos for like 700 damage, right?"}, {"start": 34317.02, "end": 34321.1, "text": " So all he has to do is might have like 2100 or like around there and then I just like"}, {"start": 34321.1, "end": 34323.7, "text": " can't do shit."}, {"start": 34323.7, "end": 34324.7, "text": " I'm sorry, Contest."}, {"start": 34324.7, "end": 34325.7, "text": " You tried bro."}, {"start": 34325.7, "end": 34327.7, "text": " It's not over yet. You still got it"}, {"start": 34328.74, "end": 34330.74, "text": " You see two wins"}, {"start": 34331.219999999994, "end": 34333.219999999994, "text": " You know, I'm starting to realize Jinxie"}, {"start": 34333.53999999999, "end": 34335.53999999999, "text": " We're low-key. I"}, {"start": 34335.84, "end": 34340.7, "text": " Think you just went on ye bro. I don't even think you've lost on that's what I'm saying, bro"}, {"start": 34340.86, "end": 34347.759999999995, "text": " When on the loss on heck room went on you went on you went on heck room lost on the oh wait your wife"}, {"start": 34347.759999999995, "end": 34352.34, "text": " So you know that's my cat I got broken. Oh, I know I'm just there"}, {"start": 34353.340000000004, "end": 34356.26, "text": " No, babe, please put this patch away. It actually wasn't my fault"}, {"start": 34358.82000000001, "end": 34362.3, "text": " She saw you lose bro, she was watching once no no"}, {"start": 34364.740000000005, "end": 34370.22, "text": " That's honestly just letters. Thank you because you'll play better. Okay on my ass"}, {"start": 34374.82000000001, "end": 34376.82000000001, "text": " Sorry"}, {"start": 34377.060000000005, "end": 34379.50000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm sorry for losing"}, {"start": 34379.5, "end": 34381.5, "text": " Wow! Okay, get out!"}, {"start": 34384.5, "end": 34386.5, "text": " Ah, fuck."}, {"start": 34388.5, "end": 34392.5, "text": " What the fuck is going on in your house, bro?"}, {"start": 34393.5, "end": 34395.5, "text": " Jinxie, I lost."}, {"start": 34396.5, "end": 34399.5, "text": " Your wife spanks you if you lose your challenger game?"}, {"start": 34400.5, "end": 34402.5, "text": " Sometimes, yeah."}, {"start": 34402.5, "end": 34405.5, "text": " What? That's kind of cool, actually."}, {"start": 34405.5, "end": 34410.02, "text": " There's one year where what she did was every time I would die in a league game because I'll tell her that the more"}, {"start": 34410.02, "end": 34415.84, "text": " I died the more often I lose so every time I would die. She do it. She just started hitting with the spatula and I got bruises everywhere"}, {"start": 34419.22, "end": 34423.86, "text": " Bro you're an interesting guy bro wait, so is you and your wife Canadian?"}, {"start": 34424.98, "end": 34427.74, "text": " No, she's from Germany, but she's half German half Colombian"}, {"start": 34427.74, "end": 34435.86, "text": " Yeah, so she she just make you with a spatula because you didn't get chapter"}, {"start": 34437.22, "end": 34440.96, "text": " Yep, so I was wanting to hear when also gonna happen again"}, {"start": 34444.42, "end": 34445.92, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 34445.92, "end": 34451.54, "text": " Bro Jinxie how fucked up this is why does everybody say your wife is your sister, bro?"}, {"start": 34451.54, "end": 34457.96, "text": " because there's no better place to meet a potential partner than the family"}, {"start": 34457.96, "end": 34465.4, "text": " gathering buddy buddy it's not oh you're too wins away again I want to die"}, {"start": 34465.4, "end": 34473.68, "text": " don't have the socks bro how that actually sucks man we want to know it's"}, {"start": 34473.68, "end": 34481.32, "text": " really fucked up? Actually sucks. Yes, what's up? What's fucked up? What's fucked up is"}, {"start": 34481.32, "end": 34489.28, "text": " I'm plus 39 minus 31. So there's a chance that if I lose again, I would need an extra"}, {"start": 34489.28, "end": 34494.36, "text": " win because I wouldn't be over the cut off anymore. Yeah. Can I read you this text message"}, {"start": 34494.36, "end": 34501.12, "text": " that my girlfriend just sent me? Yep. Thought I would watch your stream for a bit, but that"}, {"start": 34501.12, "end": 34507.5, "text": " That guy is actually terrifying, laughing emoji, Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 34507.5, "end": 34511.32, "text": " She sent that at 9.24, wait, so what was happening an hour ago?"}, {"start": 34511.32, "end": 34516.44, "text": " Oh, I think that's when you were like talking about murdering your support player."}, {"start": 34516.44, "end": 34520.16, "text": " Oh yeah, that's when I put on the Screaming People compilation."}, {"start": 34520.16, "end": 34524.240000000005, "text": " Wait, you put on a Screaming, that was when I left?"}, {"start": 34524.240000000005, "end": 34525.240000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 34525.240000000005, "end": 34529.16, "text": " Do you want to watch it with me?"}, {"start": 34529.16, "end": 34539.64000000001, "text": " Um, not really, not really, Chad, it's not AI bro, shut up, hand it to your brother, hand"}, {"start": 34539.64000000001, "end": 34542.36, "text": " it to your brother bro."}, {"start": 34542.36, "end": 34548.4, "text": " Well, what would you do if your girlfriend said sorry tonight, and then she wants to"}, {"start": 34548.4, "end": 34550.04, "text": " spank you now?"}, {"start": 34550.04, "end": 34556.96000000001, "text": " Dude, listen bro, she doesn't want to do that bro, and I don't want to do that, bro,"}, {"start": 34556.96, "end": 34563.2, "text": " I'm bronze okay listen man I don't know if I have the mental what are you"}, {"start": 34563.2, "end": 34570.08, "text": " pacing again listen I don't know if I have the mental I don't have the mental"}, {"start": 34570.08, "end": 34575.92, "text": " instability to get challenged or a leak bro listen bro I got champion and siege"}, {"start": 34575.92, "end": 34581.799999999996, "text": " I'm happy with that okay I got fucking top 2000 in clash I'm happy with that"}, {"start": 34581.8, "end": 34588.8, "text": " Bro, I'm gonna have fun on League. Yo, you have your fucking wife spanking you with spatulas?"}, {"start": 34588.8, "end": 34593.8, "text": " Dude, what the fuck is going on, bro? Is that actually what it takes to be challenged?"}, {"start": 34593.8, "end": 34597.8, "text": " You're gonna find out when I come down to Florida."}, {"start": 34597.8, "end": 34600.8, "text": " Bro, what?"}, {"start": 34600.8, "end": 34606.8, "text": " Do you think so? I hope you know we're gonna do a segment at one point, where I'm gonna..."}, {"start": 34606.8, "end": 34613.08, "text": " We can post those like YouTube video. It'll be called the one death equals one spit and every time you die"}, {"start": 34613.08, "end": 34615.08, "text": " I have this spit in your mouth"}, {"start": 34615.4, "end": 34619.920000000006, "text": " Bro, I'm not doing that bullshit ass video. Can you hit challenge or fuck?"}, {"start": 34619.920000000006, "end": 34626.08, "text": " I'll go farm. Oh, bro, like this is gonna be a 24-hour stream if you don't get it. You need to get it, bro"}, {"start": 34626.08, "end": 34627.240000000005, "text": " Get it"}, {"start": 34627.240000000005, "end": 34633.04, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna go pee bro. You lock in bro. Just play yee, bro. You win every game on you. All right"}, {"start": 34633.04, "end": 34638.8, "text": " play he now heckrum is fucking like bro heckrum is ass I'm not even kidding"}, {"start": 34638.8, "end": 34645.0, "text": " guys so you just say fucking and go ye is that what it takes now"}, {"start": 34647.200000000004, "end": 34650.6, "text": " god damn it"}, {"start": 34740.6, "end": 34742.6, "text": " I"}, {"start": 34750.439999999995, "end": 34754.659999999996, "text": " Jingsi yo, what's up? I'm back"}, {"start": 34758.68, "end": 34760.68, "text": " Okay, so see the enemy jungler of this game"}, {"start": 34764.439999999995, "end": 34767.979999999996, "text": " Who is it who is who's that? That's a professional player"}, {"start": 34767.98, "end": 34791.46000000001, "text": " So do you want me to tell you a story and the reason why I'm numb to this?"}, {"start": 34791.46000000001, "end": 34796.060000000005, "text": " So at one point when I was going for Challenger in Brazil, what you're witnessing right now"}, {"start": 34796.06, "end": 34801.259999999995, "text": " with this like when lose when lose when men loses whatever this happened in"}, {"start": 34801.259999999995, "end": 34809.619999999995, "text": " Brazil for unironically about 15 hours straight so like we're like if you're not"}, {"start": 34809.619999999995, "end": 34812.82, "text": " challenging by midnight do you want to call it for the night and then hit it"}, {"start": 34812.82, "end": 34817.899999999994, "text": " tomorrow like what do you want to do because the challenge was midnight you"}, {"start": 34817.899999999994, "end": 34823.18, "text": " technically the problem is that I would be the problem is Jain see that the ride"}, {"start": 34823.18, "end": 34827.62, "text": " servers are going to go down tonight at 12"}, {"start": 34829.98, "end": 34835.94, "text": " No, I think I'd like one or two AM because the thing is that the there's a new patch coming out"}, {"start": 34839.22, "end": 34841.22, "text": " So what do you want to do?"}, {"start": 34842.26, "end": 34847.78, "text": " I'm gonna shoot until the patch until the patch hits and I'm forced to get off and that's 1 a.m"}, {"start": 34848.58, "end": 34850.58, "text": " probably"}, {"start": 34850.7, "end": 34852.7, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 34853.18, "end": 34855.18, "text": " And you're gonna be right there with me"}, {"start": 34856.94, "end": 34858.94, "text": " Bro I could"}, {"start": 34858.94, "end": 34861.58, "text": " Check so that's the answer 1 a.m. I could"}, {"start": 34862.78, "end": 34865.14, "text": " Order some more chicken wings. Let's go this shit going"}, {"start": 34866.66, "end": 34871.18, "text": " You know I I was thinking I could get chicken nuggets, maybe"}, {"start": 34873.42, "end": 34875.42, "text": " Check chicken wings or chicken nuggets"}, {"start": 34875.94, "end": 34877.78, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 34877.78, "end": 34881.340000000004, "text": " What if you just order a shit of chicken and you saw like eating it while it's like a live"}, {"start": 34883.18, "end": 34887.38, "text": " I'd probably just get like arrested on stream"}, {"start": 34888.1, "end": 34889.86, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 34889.86, "end": 34894.22, "text": " Because you don't eat live chickens, bro. You just get feathers in your mouth"}, {"start": 34895.1, "end": 34897.1, "text": " Yeah, but you won't get arrested for it"}, {"start": 34898.42, "end": 34903.22, "text": " Okay, my chat is saying to stay up till 1 a.m. All right, not that's I'm with you till 1 a.m."}, {"start": 34903.22, "end": 34905.78, "text": " If you're not challenging for them, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you"}, {"start": 34906.98, "end": 34908.98, "text": " Bro don't that's like"}, {"start": 34909.86, "end": 34911.86, "text": " Could you have played better last game?"}, {"start": 34913.18, "end": 34915.18, "text": " Um"}, {"start": 34917.1, "end": 34923.340000000004, "text": " Anyway, it was like small mechanical errors like if I would have played a tiny bit better mechanically then it might have changed something"}, {"start": 34933.38, "end": 34935.38, "text": " So I'm like depressed"}, {"start": 34935.38, "end": 34945.38, "text": " all right bro i'm gonna get"}, {"start": 34945.38, "end": 34949.38, "text": " show you guys don't know my mcdonald's order"}, {"start": 34949.38, "end": 34951.38, "text": " ten piece nugget"}, {"start": 34951.38, "end": 34953.38, "text": " fries"}, {"start": 34953.38, "end": 34956.38, "text": " chocolate milk one cookie"}, {"start": 34956.38, "end": 34960.38, "text": " where's the fucking burger"}, {"start": 34960.38, "end": 34962.38, "text": " i'm more of a nuggets guy"}, {"start": 34962.38, "end": 34964.38, "text": " get both"}, {"start": 34964.38, "end": 34968.38, "text": " Why, just so the burger can sit there?"}, {"start": 34968.38, "end": 34969.38, "text": " Eat both."}, {"start": 34969.38, "end": 34970.38, "text": " Bet."}, {"start": 34970.38, "end": 34975.86, "text": " I just, I brought 10 nuggets, it's good."}, {"start": 34975.86, "end": 34976.86, "text": " Get 20."}, {"start": 34976.86, "end": 34979.86, "text": " You want me to get 20?"}, {"start": 34979.86, "end": 34982.5, "text": " Yeah, eat 20 nuggets."}, {"start": 34982.5, "end": 34988.02, "text": " I should know, get 40 and if you don't eat all 40 then you get punished by a high-rise."}, {"start": 34988.02, "end": 34993.219999999994, "text": " What if I get 20 nuggets and then they're like the stale fake ones?"}, {"start": 34993.22, "end": 34995.22, "text": " isn't all mcdonald's food fake?"}, {"start": 34996.22, "end": 34997.22, "text": " reach with"}, {"start": 34999.22, "end": 35003.22, "text": " can you literally leave a mcdonald's burger out for like 10 years and it doesn't even change?"}, {"start": 35004.22, "end": 35006.22, "text": " chat do you guys want to see something cute? look"}, {"start": 35006.22, "end": 35007.22, "text": " chat mode"}, {"start": 35013.22, "end": 35014.22, "text": " my puppy's sleeping"}, {"start": 35014.22, "end": 35015.22, "text": " next to me"}, {"start": 35016.22, "end": 35017.22, "text": " really?"}, {"start": 35019.22, "end": 35020.22, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 35020.22, "end": 35024.22, "text": " Nice. That means it likes you."}, {"start": 35024.22, "end": 35027.22, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 35027.22, "end": 35030.22, "text": " So in your house, is it just you and your brother?"}, {"start": 35030.22, "end": 35040.22, "text": " No, bro. In my house, it's me, my brother, my other brother, my sister, my two cousins, my mom, my dad."}, {"start": 35040.22, "end": 35042.22, "text": " Bro, what the fuck? That's sick."}, {"start": 35042.22, "end": 35044.22, "text": " Bro, it's my whole family, yeah."}, {"start": 35044.22, "end": 35047.22, "text": " That's Ash and Zayn."}, {"start": 35047.22, "end": 35050.22, "text": " Yeah bro, so I just see my family every day, it's awesome."}, {"start": 35050.22, "end": 35051.22, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 35051.22, "end": 35054.22, "text": " I'm not a lie, he's been sleeping."}, {"start": 35054.22, "end": 35056.22, "text": " Yeah, she's sleeping."}, {"start": 35056.22, "end": 35063.22, "text": " Dude, what if you just bought like a big property out in like rural Arizona and then you just made your own cult?"}, {"start": 35063.22, "end": 35065.22, "text": " Ah, why would I, why the fuck would I do that?"}, {"start": 35065.22, "end": 35070.22, "text": " Morgan's would probably work."}, {"start": 35070.22, "end": 35072.22, "text": " Bro, but I can't sleep."}, {"start": 35072.22, "end": 35073.22, "text": " Cut, or not sleep."}, {"start": 35073.22, "end": 35075.22, "text": " I can't scream because of my screams."}, {"start": 35075.22, "end": 35076.22, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 35076.22, "end": 35080.98, "text": " That says, what the fuck, bro?"}, {"start": 35080.98, "end": 35082.14, "text": " Do you even want Challenger?"}, {"start": 35082.14, "end": 35083.86, "text": " Do you even want it?"}, {"start": 35083.86, "end": 35084.86, "text": " Do you even want it?"}, {"start": 35084.86, "end": 35085.86, "text": " Do you want it?"}, {"start": 35085.86, "end": 35087.78, "text": " Like, bro, why are we all here?"}, {"start": 35087.78, "end": 35090.42, "text": " We're all here to see you hit Challenger."}, {"start": 35090.42, "end": 35092.78, "text": " We're all here to see you hit Challenger."}, {"start": 35092.78, "end": 35095.86, "text": " If you lose this game, you're going to be three wins away."}, {"start": 35095.86, "end": 35096.86, "text": " Alright, R2."}, {"start": 35096.86, "end": 35097.86, "text": " It's up."}, {"start": 35097.86, "end": 35102.86, "text": " You need to win this game."}, {"start": 35102.86, "end": 35110.44, "text": " You have to win this game."}, {"start": 35110.44, "end": 35113.06, "text": " Wait bro, we're here to watch you win."}, {"start": 35113.06, "end": 35114.06, "text": " Let's go then."}, {"start": 35114.06, "end": 35116.18, "text": " I think everybody's cheering you on, man."}, {"start": 35116.18, "end": 35129.62, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, we can actually win this one."}, {"start": 35129.62, "end": 35132.96, "text": " like lowkey it's so innable, like 100%"}, {"start": 35132.96, "end": 35134.560000000005, "text": " oh yeah, no shit, it just started"}, {"start": 35134.560000000005, "end": 35138.840000000004, "text": " like it just started, bro, relax"}, {"start": 35138.840000000004, "end": 35143.76, "text": " yep, there's one kid"}, {"start": 35143.76, "end": 35146.76, "text": " oh, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the top to bot full clear"}, {"start": 35146.76, "end": 35149.12, "text": " you ready for a janky?"}, {"start": 35149.12, "end": 35154.520000000004, "text": " yes"}, {"start": 35154.520000000004, "end": 35158.16, "text": " like, don't test, come on, bro"}, {"start": 35158.16, "end": 35160.58, "text": " Like, you have to get challenger, man."}, {"start": 35160.58, "end": 35161.58, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 35161.58, "end": 35162.58, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 35162.58, "end": 35166.600000000006, "text": " You have to get it now, please."}, {"start": 35166.600000000006, "end": 35168.100000000006, "text": " We're doing it, don't worry."}, {"start": 35168.100000000006, "end": 35171.82000000001, "text": " Dantez, I'm gonna give you, I'm gonna just read this as motivation."}, {"start": 35171.82000000001, "end": 35175.020000000004, "text": " Six months sub in the chat named, Hi, with a bunch of eyes."}, {"start": 35175.020000000004, "end": 35177.5, "text": " I want to see him fail."}, {"start": 35177.5, "end": 35180.5, "text": " How does that make you feel, Dantez?"}, {"start": 35180.5, "end": 35186.98, "text": " Does that awaken anything in your heart, mind, or penis?"}, {"start": 35186.98, "end": 35188.18, "text": " How does that make you feel?"}, {"start": 35188.18, "end": 35190.82, "text": " He wants to see you feel."}, {"start": 35190.82, "end": 35193.54, "text": " The only thing getting awoken is is that after the night shift"}, {"start": 35193.54, "end": 35195.700000000004, "text": " and then beating the fuck out of him"}, {"start": 35195.700000000004, "end": 35198.14000000001, "text": " because he made too much noise."}, {"start": 35198.14000000001, "end": 35199.54, "text": " Do you know what I mean, Jynxy?"}, {"start": 35206.98, "end": 35209.82, "text": " Jynxy?"}, {"start": 35209.82, "end": 35213.020000000004, "text": " Wait, so Speed Guy is the pro player who's jungle-ing?"}, {"start": 35213.020000000004, "end": 35216.94, "text": " Wait, why didn't you answer what I said?"}, {"start": 35216.94, "end": 35224.100000000006, "text": " bro because that's correct yep we can knock off"}, {"start": 35237.060000000005, "end": 35246.060000000005, "text": " bro call me crazy don't test listen yep if you get off now your three wins away"}, {"start": 35246.06, "end": 35248.06, "text": " and you hit it tomorrow."}, {"start": 35250.42, "end": 35252.42, "text": " No."}, {"start": 35254.38, "end": 35260.619999999995, "text": " Because what I don't want to happen is I don't want you to tilt and then you're like nine wins away."}, {"start": 35264.06, "end": 35269.299999999996, "text": " Jengzy, I'm gonna tell you something. I've never tilted before in my entire life."}, {"start": 35270.14, "end": 35272.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 35272.1, "end": 35274.1, "text": " What do you mean you've never tilted?"}, {"start": 35274.1, "end": 35279.6, "text": " like like I've legitimately never gotten tilted"}, {"start": 35282.5, "end": 35288.38, "text": " like have I gotten peeved yes but I've never been tilted"}, {"start": 35292.9, "end": 35301.159999999996, "text": " chat it's not L man's guys it's like if taunt is gets tilted then he's like"}, {"start": 35301.16, "end": 35314.36, "text": " I wish back when I was grinding clash every day. I wish somebody was like when I went on a losing streak. Hey, man"}, {"start": 35314.36, "end": 35317.420000000006, "text": " You should probably get off. Yeah, but how can you even losing clash?"}, {"start": 35320.4, "end": 35324.920000000006, "text": " Have you ever played the game now, but it's single player like if you lose it's completely your fault now"}, {"start": 35324.92, "end": 35331.52, "text": " the game has like hardcore like hard counter matchups like master 3 you"}, {"start": 35331.52, "end": 35337.08, "text": " just stand no chance of winning yeah so like what would happen like the endless"}, {"start": 35337.08, "end": 35341.799999999996, "text": " cycle of flash is like you play good you get a bunch of medals or trophies and"}, {"start": 35341.799999999996, "end": 35344.799999999996, "text": " then you lose to a hard counter and then it's like whatever and then you lose to"}, {"start": 35344.799999999996, "end": 35348.88, "text": " another hard counter but then you get so mad that you match back to back hard"}, {"start": 35348.88, "end": 35352.68, "text": " counters in a row that what you end up doing is you end up just getting angry"}, {"start": 35352.68, "end": 35356.78, "text": " So then when you don't even have a bad matchup you just lose anyways because you're pissed"}, {"start": 35357.18, "end": 35359.64, "text": " But if you don't get tilted bro, you got it"}, {"start": 35361.28, "end": 35364.92, "text": " That's my super power GenC. I'm telling you I'm never tilted"}, {"start": 35367.3, "end": 35371.96, "text": " So their jungler plays for what team none anymore"}, {"start": 35382.68, "end": 35384.68, "text": " Nice! That was kind of goaded by your teammate."}, {"start": 35388.68, "end": 35392.68, "text": " Okay, GenC, I'm not going to lie to you, there's still a chance."}, {"start": 35402.68, "end": 35404.68, "text": " I just have to give literally everything."}, {"start": 35412.68, "end": 35418.52, "text": " Wait, are you good?"}, {"start": 35418.52, "end": 35421.76, "text": " Your mic just like lagged out."}, {"start": 35421.76, "end": 35422.92, "text": " Your Discord camera froze."}, {"start": 35422.92, "end": 35426.840000000004, "text": " Wait, your mic's like lagging out, are you good?"}, {"start": 35426.840000000004, "end": 35427.840000000004, "text": " Can you hear me?"}, {"start": 35427.840000000004, "end": 35428.840000000004, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 35428.840000000004, "end": 35431.36, "text": " Does it sound good now?"}, {"start": 35431.36, "end": 35433.36, "text": " Yeah, now you're okay."}, {"start": 35433.36, "end": 35437.16, "text": " Okay, Jinx, are you ready?"}, {"start": 35437.16, "end": 35439.16, "text": " Your screen share is black."}, {"start": 35439.16, "end": 35442.16, "text": " Dude, no it's not."}, {"start": 35442.16, "end": 35445.16, "text": " Wait, is it out?"}, {"start": 35445.16, "end": 35447.16, "text": " Screen share. Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 35452.16, "end": 35455.16, "text": " But Chad is saying you're playing the number one jungler NA."}, {"start": 35456.16, "end": 35458.16, "text": " Bro, it's still not working."}, {"start": 35458.16, "end": 35460.16, "text": " What? I just, I just said."}, {"start": 35460.16, "end": 35462.16, "text": " Oh, it's back. Go, go, go."}, {"start": 35463.16, "end": 35465.16, "text": " Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go."}, {"start": 35466.16, "end": 35468.16, "text": " Wait, did you see me get the killer now?"}, {"start": 35468.16, "end": 35469.16, "text": " No."}, {"start": 35469.16, "end": 35483.16, "text": " I don't know, he could be one of them, maybe."}, {"start": 35483.16, "end": 35494.44, "text": " So what's your win count here, talk to me, don't test."}, {"start": 35494.44, "end": 35500.44, "text": " What we need to do is keep stealing resources, because the thing is that right now my Qasante is involved, like my top laner."}, {"start": 35502.44, "end": 35507.44, "text": " But we just need to get to a point where we can solve the game out so that I can put my top laner in fights and lane."}, {"start": 35514.44, "end": 35519.44, "text": " So now the issue is that this game looks hard."}, {"start": 35519.44, "end": 35524.44, "text": " So what we're gonna do now is we're gonna actually see if we can look on the Zyra kill."}, {"start": 35524.44, "end": 35527.44, "text": " Well my chat saying I did see you get the kill. I was on my phone maybe? I don't know."}, {"start": 35532.44, "end": 35535.44, "text": " Hey Jynx, you want to fight through? There's the wincon."}, {"start": 35535.44, "end": 35537.44, "text": " What is the wincon?"}, {"start": 35537.44, "end": 35539.44, "text": " Me."}, {"start": 35539.44, "end": 35541.44, "text": " Ora."}, {"start": 35541.44, "end": 35545.44, "text": " Okay, if you win this you're one off again."}, {"start": 35545.44, "end": 35546.44, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 35546.44, "end": 35548.44, "text": " That's all I'm saying."}, {"start": 35548.44, "end": 35555.44, "text": " So if they were to stop in a Platinum right now, up 10 kills, do you think they'd still win or not?"}, {"start": 35555.44, "end": 35558.44, "text": " Who would be the Platinum?"}, {"start": 35558.44, "end": 35560.44, "text": " Top laner, like no fight."}, {"start": 35566.44, "end": 35568.44, "text": " Like they'd probably still have the advantage?"}, {"start": 35568.44, "end": 35570.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 35570.44, "end": 35575.44, "text": " But if it was their jungler, no. If it was their jungler, you stop in a Platinum and he would lose."}, {"start": 35578.44, "end": 35584.920000000006, "text": " This is so fucking cancer It's okay bro, calm down"}, {"start": 35584.920000000006, "end": 35593.04, "text": " You didn't see the real question, when the fuck has someone to calm down, ever calm them"}, {"start": 35593.04, "end": 35601.32, "text": " down, ever That actually is a good question, I honestly"}, {"start": 35601.32, "end": 35605.48, "text": " don't know, that is a good question, I don't know if that's ever worked"}, {"start": 35605.48, "end": 35615.36, "text": " He's been two wins away since 8pm, you see shut the fuck up, he was one win away twice."}, {"start": 35615.36, "end": 35616.36, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 35616.36, "end": 35623.96000000001, "text": " We're done with this, you got this, wait y'all coming back, hold up, hold up."}, {"start": 35623.96000000001, "end": 35630.520000000004, "text": " Listen it's me on this top laner against the world right now."}, {"start": 35630.520000000004, "end": 35631.520000000004, "text": " You're good."}, {"start": 35631.520000000004, "end": 35633.520000000004, "text": " You guys got this, okay?"}, {"start": 35633.520000000004, "end": 35635.520000000004, "text": " Trust me."}, {"start": 35640.520000000004, "end": 35642.520000000004, "text": " Alright, let's do Nisha."}, {"start": 35642.520000000004, "end": 35645.520000000004, "text": " You've never tilted, bro. You got this shit."}, {"start": 35645.520000000004, "end": 35650.520000000004, "text": " You need more beer. I'll get one beer after every game."}, {"start": 35650.520000000004, "end": 35653.520000000004, "text": " I'll just keep going until I'm drunk."}, {"start": 35653.520000000004, "end": 35655.520000000004, "text": " One beer after every game."}, {"start": 35655.520000000004, "end": 35660.780000000006, "text": " What if you get alcohol poisoning?"}, {"start": 35660.780000000006, "end": 35665.98, "text": " One beer every 40 minutes, you can't get alcohol poisoning."}, {"start": 35665.98, "end": 35670.36, "text": " If I just start spam running it down over and over and over again, then you die of alcohol"}, {"start": 35670.36, "end": 35671.36, "text": " poisoning."}, {"start": 35671.36, "end": 35676.240000000005, "text": " Well, yeah, then I would die of alcohol poisoning, but I'm going to assume you're not going to"}, {"start": 35676.240000000005, "end": 35677.240000000005, "text": " do that."}, {"start": 35677.240000000005, "end": 35678.240000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 35678.240000000005, "end": 35681.240000000005, "text": " Bro, this guy's 7-0, my God."}, {"start": 35681.240000000005, "end": 35685.240000000005, "text": " Yeah, but it doesn't matter because the thing is, we have a lot of chains you see."}, {"start": 35685.24, "end": 35689.24, "text": " So all it takes is one guy lining one ability on him and then afterwards you can just win."}, {"start": 35694.24, "end": 35697.24, "text": " Okay, let's see if our disabled's here. This light's actually walking this bush."}, {"start": 35715.24, "end": 35733.759999999995, "text": " Yeah, cause he just walks in my ball time and just fucking doing some of my shit."}, {"start": 35733.759999999995, "end": 35736.24, "text": " You told speed no more beer?"}, {"start": 35736.24, "end": 35737.24, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 35737.24, "end": 35739.24, "text": " That's not what I said."}, {"start": 35739.24, "end": 35740.24, "text": " What did I say?"}, {"start": 35740.24, "end": 35742.84, "text": " I don't even drink bro, relax!"}, {"start": 35742.840000000004, "end": 35745.840000000004, "text": " Wait, didn't you just drink now?"}, {"start": 35746.840000000004, "end": 35752.840000000004, "text": " Bro, I don't like to get drunk. I like to drink two beers and go to bed. I'm like a human."}, {"start": 35754.840000000004, "end": 35760.840000000004, "text": " Wait, Jinxie, don't get drunk every night and then go to the arcade so you can beat up around these little girls that you meet over there."}, {"start": 35760.840000000004, "end": 35764.840000000004, "text": " Uh, if you read my YouTube comments, yeah, that's what it's gonna say."}, {"start": 35764.840000000004, "end": 35768.840000000004, "text": " My YouTube comments are literally plagued with false stories."}, {"start": 35768.840000000004, "end": 35770.840000000004, "text": " None of that shit's real, man."}, {"start": 35770.840000000004, "end": 35775.740000000005, "text": " Can you challenge your mother fucker yep"}, {"start": 35790.380000000005, "end": 35792.380000000005, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 35794.00000000001, "end": 35796.600000000006, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna be real three brothers like me and bear off for us right now"}, {"start": 35800.840000000004, "end": 35802.840000000004, "text": " Bro, Haspika died? Haspika died?"}, {"start": 35807.020000000004, "end": 35809.68, "text": " Jinxie, it's it's looking like a little rough"}, {"start": 35811.98, "end": 35815.4, "text": " You might not even want to queue while this guy's queueing. Voila"}, {"start": 35816.08, "end": 35818.08, "text": " No, I don't think that's the issue"}, {"start": 35819.48, "end": 35823.36, "text": " I'm the issues more about the fact that the enemy supported 0-0 on 13"}, {"start": 35824.04, "end": 35828.08, "text": " Like the enemy support has participated more kills than even their fucking jungler eyes"}, {"start": 35828.08, "end": 35833.04, "text": " most of the time you can actually like sit there and understand which lane is"}, {"start": 35833.04, "end": 35840.840000000004, "text": " getting gapped. Jin just said yeah it's jungle for sure. Yeah well he's like"}, {"start": 35840.840000000004, "end": 35851.44, "text": " trolling. Oh Kef, bro I think y'all just FF in like safe time no? Isn't this just bad?"}, {"start": 35851.44, "end": 35855.64, "text": " Like all the games are winnable this one doesn't even look winnable they're so"}, {"start": 35855.64, "end": 35856.64, "text": " No fair."}, {"start": 35856.64, "end": 35862.159999999996, "text": " Yeah, but I'm not even kidding, like we still have a chance."}, {"start": 35862.159999999996, "end": 35863.159999999996, "text": " Seriously?"}, {"start": 35863.159999999996, "end": 35864.159999999996, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 35864.159999999996, "end": 35865.159999999996, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 35865.159999999996, "end": 35874.159999999996, "text": " As long as I'm in the game we can always win."}, {"start": 35904.16, "end": 35912.68, "text": " remember don't every game is wonderful okay every game is one of every game"}, {"start": 35917.240000000005, "end": 35926.0, "text": " jinx I can feel I can feel myself slipping what do you mean by slipping"}, {"start": 35926.0, "end": 35932.0, "text": " I'm slipping into the madness, Jinxy."}, {"start": 35932.0, "end": 35938.0, "text": " Listen, we lost you for an hour, we can't lose you again."}, {"start": 35938.0, "end": 35939.0, "text": " That was scary."}, {"start": 35939.0, "end": 35941.0, "text": " For that was literally scary, bro."}, {"start": 35941.0, "end": 35944.0, "text": " We can't lose you again."}, {"start": 35944.0, "end": 35950.0, "text": " Jinx, I can feel it calling to me, man."}, {"start": 35950.0, "end": 35953.0, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 35953.0, "end": 35964.36, "text": " the shadow man who is the shadow man he's the guy that makes me say all these bad things"}, {"start": 35964.36, "end": 35968.16, "text": " Yo, keep your mouth closed."}, {"start": 35968.16, "end": 35972.76, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 35972.76, "end": 35974.26, "text": " Shut up, Don."}, {"start": 35974.26, "end": 35976.26, "text": " Has no nothing."}, {"start": 35976.26, "end": 35977.26, "text": " No."}, {"start": 35977.26, "end": 35978.26, "text": " Get out."}, {"start": 35978.26, "end": 35981.26, "text": " Get out of my head."}, {"start": 35981.26, "end": 35982.26, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 35982.26, "end": 35988.26, "text": " You're never going to make it."}, {"start": 35988.26, "end": 35991.26, "text": " You'll never be challenger again."}, {"start": 35991.26, "end": 35993.26, "text": " Leave me alone."}, {"start": 36023.26, "end": 36029.78, "text": " listen to what he's saying he's telling you to get off line"}, {"start": 36029.78, "end": 36037.78, "text": " why would he say that? why would he say that?"}, {"start": 36037.78, "end": 36042.98, "text": " alright I'm gonna get another beer you figure this out"}, {"start": 36042.98, "end": 36046.82, "text": " don't says you need to figure your shit out"}, {"start": 36046.82, "end": 36050.420000000006, "text": " if you keep playing like if you're doing this you're not ever gonna win"}, {"start": 36050.42, "end": 36061.18, "text": " the shadow man the fuck is wrong with you bro the shadow man really really"}, {"start": 36062.32, "end": 36069.979999999996, "text": " the shadow man is telling my Jen to go and this hunger second item I can hear"}, {"start": 36069.979999999996, "end": 36072.9, "text": " him whispering to him"}, {"start": 36080.42, "end": 36082.42, "text": " So fucked."}, {"start": 36099.42, "end": 36101.42, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 36110.42, "end": 36117.42, "text": " and"}, {"start": 36131.14, "end": 36138.14, "text": " guys is so fucked up game"}, {"start": 36140.42, "end": 36147.42, "text": " One hour ten minutes left when you finna get sucker punched in the mouth."}, {"start": 36159.42, "end": 36161.42, "text": " Guys, I'm jungler's level 18."}, {"start": 36170.42, "end": 36175.42, "text": " Yo, Dantes, I really think you guys should just FF, man."}, {"start": 36175.42, "end": 36178.42, "text": " And maybe go to the next game."}, {"start": 36178.42, "end": 36180.42, "text": " Dantes, I don't think it's worth it, bro."}, {"start": 36180.42, "end": 36182.42, "text": " I think we just FF and go to the next game."}, {"start": 36182.42, "end": 36185.42, "text": " Jinxie, it's like going up to an orphanage and telling him,"}, {"start": 36185.42, "end": 36188.42, "text": " hey man, I think you should just get adopted."}, {"start": 36188.42, "end": 36190.42, "text": " Like, I've been fucking trying, man."}, {"start": 36190.42, "end": 36192.42, "text": " Have you not seen this?"}, {"start": 36195.42, "end": 36198.42, "text": " Yeah, I think you should just FF and go to the next one."}, {"start": 36198.42, "end": 36201.24, "text": " I don't think there's any point of playing this out."}, {"start": 36201.24, "end": 36202.939999999995, "text": " Jynxie, Jynxie."}, {"start": 36202.939999999995, "end": 36204.939999999995, "text": " I have been trying."}, {"start": 36204.939999999995, "end": 36206.14, "text": " What more do you want me to do?"}, {"start": 36210.5, "end": 36212.54, "text": " Just convince your team to FF."}, {"start": 36212.54, "end": 36216.22, "text": " Listen, bro, all y'all need to do is win three games."}, {"start": 36216.22, "end": 36216.72, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 36228.42, "end": 36238.659999999996, "text": " Bark for it. Okay, bark. Bark for the FF. Bark for the FF. Just do it. If you bark, you'll"}, {"start": 36238.659999999996, "end": 36239.659999999996, "text": " do it."}, {"start": 36239.659999999996, "end": 36244.619999999995, "text": " It's like going up to a homeless man and telling him bark for a dollar."}, {"start": 36244.619999999995, "end": 36252.22, "text": " Yo, Donfass. Yeah, it's not about being an asshole. It's like I don't want to see my"}, {"start": 36252.22, "end": 36256.14, "text": " my friend get literally ganked for the next five minutes."}, {"start": 36256.14, "end": 36257.78, "text": " This is so counterproductive."}, {"start": 36259.18, "end": 36261.18, "text": " It's 30 to seven, guys."}, {"start": 36261.18, "end": 36263.5, "text": " Wake up and smell the coffee."}, {"start": 36263.5, "end": 36265.86, "text": " This one was over nine minutes ago."}, {"start": 36265.86, "end": 36268.74, "text": " We got an FF and get into the next game."}, {"start": 36268.74, "end": 36272.54, "text": " It's not about, it's about being a good friend."}, {"start": 36273.54, "end": 36277.82, "text": " Bro, if your friend was burning alive in a car crash,"}, {"start": 36277.82, "end": 36279.46, "text": " would you pull him out of the car?"}, {"start": 36279.46, "end": 36282.18, "text": " Yeah, let's get you out of the car, Dantex."}, {"start": 36282.18, "end": 36284.340000000004, "text": " depends upon one trick or not"}, {"start": 36284.340000000004, "end": 36291.340000000004, "text": " yeah ho ho ho that's crazy"}, {"start": 36292.3, "end": 36299.3, "text": " three-fuckin yeah one jump is bad"}, {"start": 36312.18, "end": 36319.18, "text": " Wait, so they're intentionally not FFing just, uh..."}, {"start": 36329.18, "end": 36338.18, "text": " Don't send this. Do not send this. True Leaven will burn you. Do not send this."}, {"start": 36338.18, "end": 36343.340000000004, "text": " Bro, just, nah, but if you sit at the foul and you're gonna get banned, oh my god, this"}, {"start": 36343.340000000004, "end": 36345.7, "text": " game is ass."}, {"start": 36345.7, "end": 36347.9, "text": " Just keep running it down until it's over."}, {"start": 36347.9, "end": 36351.54, "text": " You can see what the fuck out in front of you."}, {"start": 36351.54, "end": 36354.46, "text": " Brother, it's 31 to 7."}, {"start": 36354.46, "end": 36356.340000000004, "text": " Like I can't watch this."}, {"start": 36356.340000000004, "end": 36361.06, "text": " It's literally the equivalent to watching your friend get jumped and stabbed."}, {"start": 36361.06, "end": 36364.66, "text": " And instead of stopping the fight, you record it with a camera."}, {"start": 36364.66, "end": 36365.66, "text": " No, Jensy."}, {"start": 36365.66, "end": 36366.66, "text": " Jensy."}, {"start": 36366.66, "end": 36367.66, "text": " I'm recording this with a camera."}, {"start": 36367.66, "end": 36372.12, "text": " Joke jinx. It's like your friend is getting jumped and stabbed and then you tell him you're like hey dude"}, {"start": 36372.12, "end": 36375.22, "text": " Pull your pants. I'll let them fuck you in the ass too while they're at it"}, {"start": 36378.22, "end": 36384.26, "text": " Bro just ff this shit, bro. I can't look at this anymore. It's like what you get stabbed"}, {"start": 36388.62, "end": 36393.62, "text": " Also what like on top of this you have literally one hour to hit chow I"}, {"start": 36393.62, "end": 36396.66, "text": " I don't even think it's possible anymore."}, {"start": 36396.66, "end": 36402.66, "text": " You need 320-minute wins."}, {"start": 36402.66, "end": 36406.94, "text": " You need three wins in a row."}, {"start": 36406.94, "end": 36416.46, "text": " Three wins straight, I'll allow it."}, {"start": 36416.46, "end": 36417.46, "text": " Like, dump that."}, {"start": 36417.46, "end": 36418.46, "text": " Listen."}, {"start": 36418.46, "end": 36422.46, "text": " If you get three wins straight, that counts, because as long as you queue your last game"}, {"start": 36422.46, "end": 36425.9, "text": " before 1159. That's within the confines of the challenge."}, {"start": 36425.9, "end": 36431.06, "text": " I wonder about the confines of the mental prison that's erected itself around my mind."}, {"start": 36431.06, "end": 36434.82, "text": " Yo, listen. You need a listen, bro."}, {"start": 36434.82, "end": 36439.9, "text": " Don't test. Here's what happened. You were one went away from Challenger and you got"}, {"start": 36439.9, "end": 36445.74, "text": " inted, okay? You got literally fucking inted, okay? Then you were one went away from Challenger"}, {"start": 36445.74, "end": 36451.82, "text": " again and you lost a close game. What you can't do is just allow this. Don't test."}, {"start": 36451.82, "end": 36455.44, "text": " If you lose your mind, then you're going to start playing bad."}, {"start": 36455.44, "end": 36459.42, "text": " As long as you maintain the current level of play you're at now, you're going to hit"}, {"start": 36459.42, "end": 36460.42, "text": " challenger."}, {"start": 36460.42, "end": 36461.42, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 36461.42, "end": 36466.0, "text": " What you can't do is tilt."}, {"start": 36466.0, "end": 36467.5, "text": " You cannot tilt."}, {"start": 36467.5, "end": 36468.5, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 36468.5, "end": 36470.94, "text": " Let me get my chicken nuggets and then we're going to regroup."}, {"start": 36481.82, "end": 36483.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 36511.82, "end": 36513.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 36541.82, "end": 36543.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 36571.82, "end": 36573.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 36601.82, "end": 36603.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 36631.82, "end": 36633.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 36661.82, "end": 36663.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 36691.82, "end": 36693.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 36721.82, "end": 36723.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 36751.82, "end": 36753.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 36781.82, "end": 36783.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 36811.82, "end": 36813.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 36841.82, "end": 36843.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 36871.82, "end": 36873.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 36901.82, "end": 36903.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 36931.82, "end": 36933.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 36961.82, "end": 36963.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 36991.82, "end": 36993.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 37021.82, "end": 37023.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 37051.82, "end": 37053.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 37081.82, "end": 37083.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 37111.82, "end": 37113.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 37141.82, "end": 37143.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 37171.82, "end": 37173.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 37201.82, "end": 37203.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 37231.82, "end": 37233.82, "text": " You"}, {"start": 37261.82, "end": 37263.82, "text": " That's skinny."}, {"start": 37267.82, "end": 37269.82, "text": " The real horse to fire."}, {"start": 37273.82, "end": 37275.82, "text": " Is one the real number, Jensie? Do you feel that?"}, {"start": 37278.82, "end": 37280.82, "text": " Who does she know?"}, {"start": 37282.82, "end": 37285.82, "text": " I am, I am. It's time now."}, {"start": 37291.82, "end": 37295.82, "text": " the way it begins the way of the warrior comes to an end"}, {"start": 37295.82, "end": 37300.82, "text": " as the new age begins the ways of old must have reared"}, {"start": 37300.82, "end": 37306.82, "text": " and they always must give in"}, {"start": 37306.82, "end": 37312.82, "text": " is a major time and the year is coming to an end"}, {"start": 37312.82, "end": 37315.82, "text": " and of the road surrender"}, {"start": 37315.82, "end": 37318.82, "text": " And he is dead."}, {"start": 37326.82, "end": 37334.82, "text": " On the run by the base, 500 soldiers are surrounded and outnumbered."}, {"start": 37336.82, "end": 37339.82, "text": " Who she don't dignified."}, {"start": 37345.82, "end": 37347.82, "text": " Bro, it's because I'm the GOAT!"}, {"start": 37353.82, "end": 37355.82, "text": " I even saw your name, bro."}, {"start": 37355.82, "end": 37356.82, "text": " Yep, I'm trying it."}, {"start": 37356.82, "end": 37358.82, "text": " There's even two more!"}, {"start": 37358.82, "end": 37360.82, "text": " You can't just go home!"}, {"start": 37360.82, "end": 37362.82, "text": " And it's still going to be the deadline!"}, {"start": 37368.82, "end": 37371.82, "text": " Jensie, it's time for us to forget the past, bro."}, {"start": 37371.82, "end": 37373.82, "text": " Embrace the future!"}, {"start": 37373.82, "end": 37375.82, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 37375.82, "end": 37377.82, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 37379.82, "end": 37383.82, "text": " She don't love me!"}, {"start": 37383.82, "end": 37385.82, "text": " What about us?"}, {"start": 37385.82, "end": 37388.82, "text": " Jesus, Bob, hunts, I'm alright"}, {"start": 37388.82, "end": 37389.82, "text": " They would not!"}, {"start": 37389.82, "end": 37391.82, "text": " So I'm going at all numbers"}, {"start": 37394.82, "end": 37397.82, "text": " Who she don't dignified"}, {"start": 37403.82, "end": 37409.02, "text": " Six of them alive, six of them alive, six of them alive, six of them alive, six of them alive, six of them died."}, {"start": 37412.76, "end": 37413.98, "text": " Shall you, uh..."}, {"start": 37413.98, "end": 37415.78, "text": " There's no point standing around!"}, {"start": 37415.78, "end": 37417.0, "text": " We'll only be showered by more\ufffd\ufffd"}, {"start": 37417.0, "end": 37418.2, "text": " Play this. Play this."}, {"start": 37418.2, "end": 37420.02, "text": " Ready your horses. On the double."}, {"start": 37421.1, "end": 37422.26, "text": " Be honest."}, {"start": 37422.26, "end": 37423.74, "text": " Are all of us..."}, {"start": 37423.74, "end": 37425.86, "text": " Riding towards death."}, {"start": 37426.96, "end": 37428.2, "text": " Yes, we are."}, {"start": 37428.92, "end": 37432.12, "text": " And since we're dying anyway, you're saying that it's better?"}, {"start": 37432.12, "end": 37441.16, "text": " if we at this time fighting I am away if we'll die anyway then who cares what we"}, {"start": 37441.16, "end": 37447.04, "text": " do we could just disobey your orders it wouldn't be a thing would it yes you're"}, {"start": 37447.04, "end": 37452.060000000005, "text": " precisely right everything that you thought had meaning god of the whole"}, {"start": 37452.060000000005, "end": 37457.0, "text": " dream a moment of happiness none of it matters as you mind none of the day"}, {"start": 37457.0, "end": 37461.42, "text": " It matters as you walk in for a last time to challenge the GenC."}, {"start": 37461.42, "end": 37465.92, "text": " Nothing changes what an insane piece of shit does to a rank."}, {"start": 37465.92, "end": 37468.74, "text": " Does that mean our lives are meaningless?"}, {"start": 37468.74, "end": 37471.58, "text": " Does that mean that there was no point not being born?"}, {"start": 37471.58, "end": 37473.44, "text": " What about our slain comrades?"}, {"start": 37473.44, "end": 37476.28, "text": " Would you say that of our slain comrades?"}, {"start": 37476.28, "end": 37478.34, "text": " What about their lives?"}, {"start": 37478.34, "end": 37478.84, "text": " Were they-"}, {"start": 37478.84, "end": 37481.68, "text": " FUCKING GOD DAMN IT!"}, {"start": 37481.68, "end": 37482.58, "text": " They were not!"}, {"start": 37482.58, "end": 37483.38, "text": " Were not!"}, {"start": 37483.38, "end": 37485.38, "text": " This is an example to us all."}, {"start": 37488.38, "end": 37490.38, "text": " I knew it was for them."}, {"start": 37494.38, "end": 37499.38, "text": " This is for all the EU people, Jinxie, that have been staying up until 4am to watch the challenge with Ryan."}, {"start": 37500.38, "end": 37502.38, "text": " I'm gonna kill you all, you're gonna kill me."}, {"start": 37504.38, "end": 37506.38, "text": " They don't fuck with me."}, {"start": 37510.38, "end": 37511.38, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 37513.38, "end": 37520.38, "text": " Oh god, if you don't get challenged, I'm gonna fuck you in your tiny ass!"}, {"start": 37520.38, "end": 37521.38, "text": " I know!"}, {"start": 37521.38, "end": 37522.38, "text": " I get it!"}, {"start": 37522.38, "end": 37523.38, "text": " I'm gonna get you in a second, a bit!"}, {"start": 37523.38, "end": 37528.38, "text": " If you don't get challenged, I'm gonna fuck you in your tiny little ass, and you're all up!"}, {"start": 37573.38, "end": 37579.38, "text": " Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, come on."}, {"start": 37579.38, "end": 37580.38, "text": " Stop it."}, {"start": 37580.38, "end": 37581.38, "text": " Oh, you're wrong."}, {"start": 37581.38, "end": 37582.38, "text": " You have to win this."}, {"start": 37582.38, "end": 37585.38, "text": " Jensy, listen."}, {"start": 37585.38, "end": 37589.38, "text": " If I lose it all, Jensy, if I don't hit you today,"}, {"start": 37589.38, "end": 37593.38, "text": " you'll still accept me."}, {"start": 37593.38, "end": 37596.38, "text": " Would I still accept you if you didn't hit me in the challenge?"}, {"start": 37596.38, "end": 37598.38, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 37598.38, "end": 37603.38, "text": " I would be like my son asking me if I would still love you, crackhead."}, {"start": 37603.38, "end": 37606.38, "text": " And the answer is yes."}, {"start": 37606.38, "end": 37608.38, "text": " I'll still love you, God damn it."}, {"start": 37608.38, "end": 37609.38, "text": " You don't tell me."}, {"start": 37609.38, "end": 37611.38, "text": " But I'll just be disappointed."}, {"start": 37611.38, "end": 37613.38, "text": " That's the evidence!"}, {"start": 37613.38, "end": 37615.38, "text": " You want to disappoint your father?"}, {"start": 37615.38, "end": 37616.38, "text": " No."}, {"start": 37616.38, "end": 37617.38, "text": " You don't want to disappoint your father?"}, {"start": 37617.38, "end": 37618.38, "text": " No, I don't."}, {"start": 37618.38, "end": 37620.38, "text": " You make your father proud."}, {"start": 37620.38, "end": 37623.38, "text": " You make your father proud and you gank me."}, {"start": 37623.38, "end": 37630.38, "text": " This one's for your father."}, {"start": 37630.38, "end": 37635.38, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 37635.38, "end": 37640.38, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 37640.38, "end": 37645.38, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 37645.38, "end": 37650.38, "text": " Got that."}, {"start": 37650.38, "end": 37652.38, "text": " Another."}, {"start": 37652.38, "end": 37653.18, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 37653.68, "end": 37654.88, "text": " Why not one more?"}, {"start": 37655.38, "end": 37656.68, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 37659.079999999994, "end": 37659.579999999994, "text": " Another!"}, {"start": 37660.18, "end": 37660.68, "text": " Another!"}, {"start": 37661.579999999994, "end": 37662.579999999994, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 37664.479999999996, "end": 37665.68, "text": " This is real fraud!"}, {"start": 37678.38, "end": 37679.479999999996, "text": " We need to get down here."}, {"start": 37679.479999999996, "end": 37680.68, "text": " We need to win this game."}, {"start": 37681.38, "end": 37681.88, "text": " We've got..."}, {"start": 37682.38, "end": 37684.38, "text": " We will"}, {"start": 37692.88, "end": 37696.74, "text": " Genji do you want to know why this matters?"}, {"start": 37700.34, "end": 37702.34, "text": " Because legends never die"}, {"start": 37709.7, "end": 37711.7, "text": " On my case on"}, {"start": 37712.38, "end": 37721.14, "text": " I wanted to watch what's about to happen are you looking are you looking"}, {"start": 37721.14, "end": 37733.86, "text": " outnumbered good it means it's even odds for them"}, {"start": 37742.38, "end": 37750.619999999995, "text": " I've cancer I'm a fucking retard Wow okay never mind you yeah no no no wait this is"}, {"start": 37750.619999999995, "end": 37753.42, "text": " awkward yep this is actually about a while"}, {"start": 37753.42, "end": 37755.979999999996, "text": " Bro Dantez what the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 37755.979999999996, "end": 37758.619999999995, "text": " Dude Jinxie stop bro I already know you don't need to tell me again"}, {"start": 37761.34, "end": 37762.54, "text": " Okay thanks thank you"}, {"start": 37762.54, "end": 37766.38, "text": " Wait wait there's a there's a weird song that I'm gonna play"}, {"start": 37766.38, "end": 37768.86, "text": " The beat goes hard but just don't listen to the lyrics okay"}, {"start": 37768.86, "end": 37775.56, "text": " The beat goes hard but don't listen to the lyrics."}, {"start": 37775.56, "end": 37776.56, "text": " Yeah exactly."}, {"start": 37776.56, "end": 37777.56, "text": " Alright?"}, {"start": 37777.56, "end": 37779.56, "text": " Okay, are you sure?"}, {"start": 37779.56, "end": 37780.56, "text": " Yeah, let's go."}, {"start": 37780.56, "end": 37781.56, "text": " Soon it was fucking crazy by the way."}, {"start": 37781.56, "end": 37782.56, "text": " Don't listen to the lyrics?"}, {"start": 37782.56, "end": 37783.56, "text": " Yeah, do not listen to the lyrics."}, {"start": 37783.56, "end": 37784.56, "text": " Just don't listen to the lyrics."}, {"start": 37784.56, "end": 37785.56, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 37786.56, "end": 37787.56, "text": " Don't listen to the lyrics?"}, {"start": 37787.56, "end": 37789.56, "text": " Yeah, do not listen to the lyrics, just listen to the lyrics."}, {"start": 37798.56, "end": 37799.56, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 37799.56, "end": 37801.56, "text": " JC, listen!"}, {"start": 37812.56, "end": 37814.56, "text": " Wait, it goes fucking crazy for the drop."}, {"start": 37815.56, "end": 37827.56, "text": " He's such a shithole, he comes to my voice, thinking he did not own me the nice girl, saying I'm talking like a dog, thinking she was from your god, from your baby's eyes, but maybe she'll be my first love, boy"}, {"start": 37831.56, "end": 37832.56, "text": " Wait for it bro"}, {"start": 37845.56, "end": 37846.64, "text": " Fuck this shit!"}, {"start": 37846.64, "end": 37847.56, "text": " Wait, you're late!"}, {"start": 37847.56, "end": 37848.56, "text": " How the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 37851.56, "end": 37852.06, "text": " This..."}, {"start": 37852.06, "end": 37853.06, "text": " Jaxie..."}, {"start": 37853.06, "end": 37854.06, "text": " Just trust, wait!"}, {"start": 37858.56, "end": 37860.06, "text": " Is this my hat now?"}, {"start": 37860.06, "end": 37861.56, "text": " Like, oh, what is this?"}, {"start": 37862.56, "end": 37864.56, "text": " No, Jaxie just trust..."}, {"start": 37867.56, "end": 37869.56, "text": " I told you not to listen to lyrics!"}, {"start": 37869.56, "end": 37870.56, "text": " Why didn't you listen?"}, {"start": 37870.56, "end": 37872.56, "text": " Yeah, but it's not possible!"}, {"start": 37872.56, "end": 37874.56, "text": " It opens up and takes my hat now!"}, {"start": 37875.56, "end": 37877.56, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 37897.64, "end": 37899.64, "text": " God damn it"}, {"start": 37905.56, "end": 37907.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 37918.52, "end": 37925.079999999994, "text": " Told you not to listen to the lyrics you didn't buddy. I hate buddy. What else let's do the beat"}, {"start": 37926.159999999996, "end": 37929.96, "text": " Yeah, I heard it. It doesn't do that bad. I heard it, bro"}, {"start": 37930.64, "end": 37932.64, "text": " right I"}, {"start": 37932.88, "end": 37934.88, "text": " Think you give right?"}, {"start": 37934.88, "end": 37936.88, "text": " No"}, {"start": 37946.52, "end": 37951.6, "text": " Never give never give Jinxie never give the greatest ever you the greatest ever"}, {"start": 37952.2, "end": 37954.36, "text": " Okay, no Jinxie one question for you"}, {"start": 37955.399999999994, "end": 37957.399999999994, "text": " Yes, are you ready?"}, {"start": 37961.36, "end": 37963.719999999994, "text": " Yeah, are you gonna play beauty in a beat no"}, {"start": 37964.88, "end": 37966.88, "text": " How are you?"}, {"start": 37966.88, "end": 37968.88, "text": " Bro, there's no you don't know this one."}, {"start": 37969.88, "end": 37970.88, "text": " I don't know this."}, {"start": 37971.88, "end": 37973.88, "text": " Okay, listen, adrenaline is pumping."}, {"start": 37976.88, "end": 37977.88, "text": " Bro, quick, you need to beat, man!"}, {"start": 37977.88, "end": 37979.88, "text": " Bro, soon, wait!"}, {"start": 37985.88, "end": 37987.88, "text": " Ohhhh."}, {"start": 37987.88, "end": 37989.88, "text": " I'm just a beat."}, {"start": 37989.88, "end": 37991.88, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 37991.88, "end": 37993.88, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 37993.88, "end": 37995.88, "text": " What is going to happen?!"}, {"start": 37995.88, "end": 37997.88, "text": " What the fuck happened?!"}, {"start": 37997.88, "end": 37999.88, "text": " You were one of them!"}, {"start": 37999.88, "end": 38001.88, "text": " What the fuck?!"}, {"start": 38001.88, "end": 38003.88, "text": " Wait, no!"}, {"start": 38003.88, "end": 38005.88, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"}, {"start": 38005.88, "end": 38007.88, "text": " Jinkz, hold on, it's happening!"}, {"start": 38007.88, "end": 38009.88, "text": " Oh, no bad!"}, {"start": 38011.88, "end": 38013.88, "text": " Okay, we're fine, we're fine."}, {"start": 38013.88, "end": 38015.88, "text": " Shush, shush, shush."}, {"start": 38049.88, "end": 38053.88, "text": " There's no place to be found"}, {"start": 38054.88, "end": 38056.88, "text": " Now JC! Now JC!"}, {"start": 38079.88, "end": 38081.88, "text": " Are you ready for it?"}, {"start": 38089.88, "end": 38090.88, "text": " I'm ready!"}, {"start": 38090.88, "end": 38092.88, "text": " I"}, {"start": 38108.24, "end": 38110.24, "text": " Told you it's actually good"}, {"start": 38110.24, "end": 38112.24, "text": " I"}, {"start": 38119.92, "end": 38121.92, "text": " Everyone knows that"}, {"start": 38170.24, "end": 38172.24, "text": " I"}, {"start": 38190.96, "end": 38192.96, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 38230.24, "end": 38232.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38260.24, "end": 38262.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38290.24, "end": 38292.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38320.24, "end": 38322.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38350.24, "end": 38352.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38380.24, "end": 38382.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38410.24, "end": 38412.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38440.24, "end": 38442.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38470.24, "end": 38472.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38500.24, "end": 38502.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38530.24, "end": 38532.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38560.24, "end": 38562.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38590.24, "end": 38592.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38620.24, "end": 38622.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38650.24, "end": 38652.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38680.24, "end": 38682.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38710.24, "end": 38712.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38740.24, "end": 38742.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38770.24, "end": 38772.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38800.24, "end": 38802.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38830.24, "end": 38832.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38860.24, "end": 38862.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38890.24, "end": 38892.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38920.24, "end": 38922.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38950.24, "end": 38952.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 38980.24, "end": 38982.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 39010.24, "end": 39012.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 39040.24, "end": 39042.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 39070.24, "end": 39072.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 39100.24, "end": 39102.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 39130.24, "end": 39132.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 39160.24, "end": 39162.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 39190.24, "end": 39192.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 39220.24, "end": 39222.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 39250.24, "end": 39252.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 39280.24, "end": 39282.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 39310.24, "end": 39312.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 39340.24, "end": 39342.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 39370.24, "end": 39398.799999999996, "text": " Yeah, what's up, what's up, bro next loss I'm off"}, {"start": 39398.8, "end": 39406.600000000006, "text": " So listen, let me make myself clear, it's either Challenger or Bust, you need two wins"}, {"start": 39406.600000000006, "end": 39409.4, "text": " bro, next loss I'm off."}, {"start": 39409.4, "end": 39416.920000000006, "text": " So without that, you need two wins and you're Challenger, come on!"}, {"start": 39416.920000000006, "end": 39424.840000000004, "text": " GenC, what if I told you that these motherfuckers banned my motherfucking mastery this game?"}, {"start": 39424.840000000004, "end": 39432.58, "text": " That's the kind of confidence I like alright, and I get a song request"}, {"start": 39432.58, "end": 39437.700000000004, "text": " Can I get a song request fuck to me wait about a shit myself hold it up. Oh"}, {"start": 39437.700000000004, "end": 39445.86, "text": " No, oh no, JC. Yes. Oh, I know I know we're good. Okay. What's up?"}, {"start": 39445.86, "end": 39449.340000000004, "text": " Alright, do you want to hear my song requests?"}, {"start": 39449.340000000004, "end": 39450.340000000004, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 39450.340000000004, "end": 39454.340000000004, "text": " Wait, I'm finding the song."}, {"start": 39454.340000000004, "end": 39460.340000000004, "text": " Bro, fucking say it!"}, {"start": 39460.340000000004, "end": 39461.340000000004, "text": " Relax."}, {"start": 39461.340000000004, "end": 39475.340000000004, "text": " And I know that he knows my fate for me."}, {"start": 39475.86, "end": 39480.86, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 39480.86, "end": 39485.86, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 39485.86, "end": 39493.86, "text": " Did you hear that?"}, {"start": 39493.86, "end": 39496.86, "text": " Alright, pursuit of happiness, Kid Curry."}, {"start": 39496.86, "end": 39498.86, "text": " Oh that's good one."}, {"start": 39498.86, "end": 39505.86, "text": " little bit, hold it up, take a hit, feel it in the light"}, {"start": 39505.86, "end": 39513.86, "text": " Jinxie, tell me where you know about Jinxie"}, {"start": 39513.86, "end": 39519.86, "text": " Bro, this is what life is about Jinxie"}, {"start": 39519.86, "end": 39521.86, "text": " This is what it is, bro"}, {"start": 39521.86, "end": 39523.86, "text": " We're never gonna get this snipe back ever again"}, {"start": 39523.86, "end": 39525.86, "text": " Do you understand that, Jinxie?"}, {"start": 39525.86, "end": 39529.9, "text": " We're never gonna get this thing back to might as well make the fucking most of it, bro"}, {"start": 39555.86, "end": 39557.92, "text": " you"}, {"start": 39585.86, "end": 39587.92, "text": " you"}, {"start": 39615.86, "end": 39617.92, "text": " you"}, {"start": 39645.86, "end": 39647.92, "text": " you"}, {"start": 39675.86, "end": 39677.92, "text": " you"}, {"start": 39705.86, "end": 39707.92, "text": " you"}, {"start": 39735.86, "end": 39737.86, "text": " You"}, {"start": 39765.86, "end": 39776.86, "text": " The power of autism will bring you to Challenger!"}, {"start": 39776.86, "end": 39785.86, "text": " Get out, get out of there, get fucking out!"}, {"start": 39785.86, "end": 39790.86, "text": " Get out of there!"}, {"start": 39790.86, "end": 39795.86, "text": " You will be challenger, Dantez!"}, {"start": 39795.86, "end": 39796.86, "text": " You will!"}, {"start": 39796.86, "end": 39797.86, "text": " I will."}, {"start": 39797.86, "end": 39798.86, "text": " I will, Jenny!"}, {"start": 39820.86, "end": 39833.340000000004, "text": " You you you all you guys no no no no it's okay too much music"}, {"start": 39833.340000000004, "end": 39843.14, "text": " my ass sauce concert oh wow my little boss concert too"}, {"start": 39843.14, "end": 39849.14, "text": " No, we're fine, go chill."}, {"start": 39849.14, "end": 39852.14, "text": " You need a challenger, man, you need a challenger!"}, {"start": 39852.14, "end": 39853.14, "text": " Jyncey."}, {"start": 39853.14, "end": 39857.14, "text": " You have this win and then one more win, you motherfucker."}, {"start": 39857.14, "end": 39861.14, "text": " This win, then one more, Dottas, please."}, {"start": 39861.14, "end": 39863.14, "text": " I never took education seriously, I had a two-point..."}, {"start": 39863.14, "end": 39864.14, "text": " Whoa, this is me!"}, {"start": 39864.14, "end": 39866.14, "text": " I didn't take any honors in the VP class, it's nothing."}, {"start": 39866.14, "end": 39870.14, "text": " Maybe I took honors in English, maybe I knew fucking remember."}, {"start": 39870.14, "end": 39873.64, "text": " The guidance counselor said I'd be a failure, the teacher said I'd be a failure."}, {"start": 39873.64, "end": 39875.64, "text": " One of my teachers, my business teacher said,"}, {"start": 39875.64, "end": 39878.14, "text": " When are you gonna start taking life seriously?"}, {"start": 39879.64, "end": 39881.64, "text": " You have a dream, you have to protect that dream"}, {"start": 39881.64, "end": 39883.64, "text": " every single day when you wake up, bro!"}, {"start": 39885.14, "end": 39886.14, "text": " Start it off!"}, {"start": 39887.64, "end": 39888.64, "text": " Five!"}, {"start": 39889.64, "end": 39891.14, "text": " Years ago, five!"}, {"start": 39891.64, "end": 39892.64, "text": " It was just an idea!"}, {"start": 39893.64, "end": 39894.64, "text": " It was just an idea!"}, {"start": 39894.64, "end": 39895.64, "text": " Oh my fucking..."}, {"start": 39895.64, "end": 39898.64, "text": " Fuck! I love this fucking stage-maker dream!"}, {"start": 39898.64, "end": 39913.64, "text": " I'm gonna promise to myself, you're in a half of a second, I'm not gonna let myself stick out of this path, and you break a promise."}, {"start": 39913.64, "end": 39916.64, "text": " When you break a promise, Shinse, to yourself."}, {"start": 39916.64, "end": 39922.64, "text": " It's about what you do in the dark room when it's you and me."}, {"start": 39952.64, "end": 39954.64, "text": " Haha"}, {"start": 39956.159999999996, "end": 39958.479999999996, "text": " Jesus our fucking moments you understand me"}, {"start": 39960.479999999996, "end": 39962.479999999996, "text": " No, don't that's"}, {"start": 39962.6, "end": 39963.72, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 39963.72, "end": 39968.92, "text": " Don't that I'm legitimately drunk. You need to challenge them while I'm drunk. It's gonna make it better. Okay"}, {"start": 39968.92, "end": 39975.4, "text": " Motherfuckers that said it's at least a fucking time. I'll never be able to do it. It's not a real fucking job"}, {"start": 39975.84, "end": 39979.04, "text": " Then but I'm out of motherfuckers that never believed in me, bro"}, {"start": 39980.0, "end": 39981.84, "text": " but God"}, {"start": 39981.840000000004, "end": 39987.740000000005, "text": " The amount of motherfuckers that will tell you that you can't do something because they can't imagine themselves doing something"}, {"start": 39988.100000000006, "end": 39990.94, "text": " Though do not let anyone tell you the same, bro"}, {"start": 39991.240000000005, "end": 39994.64000000001, "text": " Do not let anyone tell you anything, bro"}, {"start": 39995.44, "end": 39998.14000000001, "text": " Just a minute or two, I don't know what you want"}, {"start": 40000.840000000004, "end": 40001.840000000004, "text": " I don't know this!"}, {"start": 40001.840000000004, "end": 40005.14000000001, "text": " You can leave me for anything you set your fucking mind to throw"}, {"start": 40005.14000000001, "end": 40007.14000000001, "text": " Do not take shit from anybody, bro"}, {"start": 40008.840000000004, "end": 40010.840000000004, "text": " No drama is your strength"}, {"start": 40011.840000000004, "end": 40018.840000000004, "text": " I love that you got out of there, I love you!"}, {"start": 40018.840000000004, "end": 40023.840000000004, "text": " I love that you got out of there, I love you!"}, {"start": 40023.840000000004, "end": 40031.840000000004, "text": " I love that you got out of there, I love you!"}, {"start": 40031.840000000004, "end": 40035.840000000004, "text": " Okay Jinx, we gotta go topside now, we gotta go topside now. Let's go!"}, {"start": 40035.840000000004, "end": 40036.340000000004, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 40038.340000000004, "end": 40040.840000000004, "text": " I can't even tell you what you can and can't do in this life!"}, {"start": 40041.840000000004, "end": 40043.840000000004, "text": " You want to pay that you've got the money now!"}, {"start": 40043.840000000004, "end": 40045.840000000004, "text": " But I'm BOSS!"}, {"start": 40045.840000000004, "end": 40047.840000000004, "text": " Hold me FUUUUUUCK!"}, {"start": 40056.340000000004, "end": 40058.840000000004, "text": " You want to pay the guy who gets hammered and not dead?!"}, {"start": 40058.840000000004, "end": 40059.340000000004, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 40059.340000000004, "end": 40060.840000000004, "text": " Right now!"}, {"start": 40061.340000000004, "end": 40062.340000000004, "text": " I'm too against you."}, {"start": 40065.840000000004, "end": 40077.840000000004, "text": " What do we play now?"}, {"start": 40077.840000000004, "end": 40078.840000000004, "text": " Listen."}, {"start": 40078.840000000004, "end": 40079.840000000004, "text": " Go ahead."}, {"start": 40079.840000000004, "end": 40081.840000000004, "text": " Go ahead"}, {"start": 40094.48, "end": 40096.48, "text": " Come on, Dante. You got this, pimp!"}, {"start": 40101.36, "end": 40103.36, "text": " Get ready to get the eye of a cheers rolling!"}, {"start": 40104.00000000001, "end": 40106.00000000001, "text": " Cause he's gotta do it!"}, {"start": 40109.840000000004, "end": 40124.840000000004, "text": " Indeed, indeed, fucking indeed, yes, yes!"}, {"start": 40124.840000000004, "end": 40126.840000000004, "text": " Talking to the fucking telephone, you hear me?"}, {"start": 40126.840000000004, "end": 40132.840000000004, "text": " You fucking don't hear what I can hear as you!"}, {"start": 40132.840000000004, "end": 40135.64000000001, "text": " Let your voice be my guiding light, Jamesy."}, {"start": 40135.64000000001, "end": 40138.840000000004, "text": " My lighthouse and the tumultuous sea"}, {"start": 40138.840000000004, "end": 40142.840000000004, "text": " That is the unending despair of this journey."}, {"start": 40145.840000000004, "end": 40147.840000000004, "text": " So close, Jack."}, {"start": 40147.840000000004, "end": 40149.840000000004, "text": " There's no other stop."}, {"start": 40149.840000000004, "end": 40151.840000000004, "text": " The way it is, you know?"}, {"start": 40151.840000000004, "end": 40153.840000000004, "text": " The drift finally stops."}, {"start": 40153.840000000004, "end": 40155.840000000004, "text": " Finally stops."}, {"start": 40157.840000000004, "end": 40159.840000000004, "text": " I don't know about that."}, {"start": 40159.840000000004, "end": 40161.840000000004, "text": " The way it is, you know?"}, {"start": 40161.840000000004, "end": 40170.240000000005, "text": " But Jyncey, the way it is, need not be the way it will be."}, {"start": 40170.240000000005, "end": 40171.240000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 40171.240000000005, "end": 40172.240000000005, "text": " Do you get it?"}, {"start": 40172.240000000005, "end": 40175.240000000005, "text": " But it's what, Bojack Horseman or not?"}, {"start": 40175.240000000005, "end": 40176.240000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 40176.240000000005, "end": 40177.240000000005, "text": " F**k!"}, {"start": 40177.240000000005, "end": 40178.240000000005, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 40178.240000000005, "end": 40179.240000000005, "text": " I'm sorry I failed you."}, {"start": 40179.24, "end": 40185.0, "text": " I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I failed you"}, {"start": 40191.36, "end": 40193.36, "text": " It's that fan you don't reach my two powers"}, {"start": 40201.479999999996, "end": 40203.479999999996, "text": " That show"}, {"start": 40209.24, "end": 40211.24, "text": " Get out of my way!"}, {"start": 40216.24, "end": 40218.24, "text": " Son of a..."}, {"start": 40224.24, "end": 40227.24, "text": " You better fucking engage, boy!"}, {"start": 40227.24, "end": 40229.24, "text": " Engage!"}, {"start": 40229.24, "end": 40231.24, "text": " You're gonna ruin it!"}, {"start": 40231.24, "end": 40233.24, "text": " You're gonna ruin it!"}, {"start": 40233.24, "end": 40235.24, "text": " What do we got next?"}, {"start": 40235.24, "end": 40237.24, "text": " What do we got next?"}, {"start": 40237.24, "end": 40239.24, "text": " What do we got next?"}, {"start": 40239.24, "end": 40241.24, "text": " What do we got next?"}, {"start": 40241.24, "end": 40243.24, "text": " Wait, I got you Rathun."}, {"start": 40243.24, "end": 40245.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 40245.24, "end": 40247.24, "text": " This one's for you."}, {"start": 40247.24, "end": 40249.24, "text": " Death Note."}, {"start": 40249.24, "end": 40251.24, "text": " I got you Rathun."}, {"start": 40251.24, "end": 40253.24, "text": " I got you Rathun."}, {"start": 40253.24, "end": 40255.24, "text": " I got you Rathun."}, {"start": 40255.24, "end": 40257.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 40257.24, "end": 40259.24, "text": " And this one's for you, Death Note."}, {"start": 40261.84, "end": 40263.34, "text": " Oh my god, if that still ever made..."}, {"start": 40270.54, "end": 40272.14, "text": " And after that, I'll be rid of the police!"}, {"start": 40272.74, "end": 40274.14, "text": " Waving an anvil!"}, {"start": 40274.54, "end": 40275.54, "text": " And that's right!"}, {"start": 40275.939999999995, "end": 40278.24, "text": " This is my perfect victory!"}, {"start": 40278.84, "end": 40280.439999999995, "text": " I win!"}, {"start": 40287.24, "end": 40295.24, "text": " You better get down, or I'll beat the shit out of you!"}, {"start": 40295.24, "end": 40297.24, "text": " You better still engage!"}, {"start": 40297.24, "end": 40299.24, "text": " Don't just engage!"}, {"start": 40299.24, "end": 40301.24, "text": " Engage!"}, {"start": 40301.24, "end": 40303.24, "text": " That's my boy!"}, {"start": 40303.24, "end": 40305.24, "text": " That's my boy!"}, {"start": 40305.24, "end": 40307.24, "text": " Sounds for you."}, {"start": 40307.24, "end": 40309.24, "text": " Sounds for you, bro."}, {"start": 40317.24, "end": 40326.24, "text": " I'm stimming I'm stimming engage engage engage engage engage"}, {"start": 40326.24, "end": 40327.24, "text": " Oh wait, oh"}, {"start": 40330.24, "end": 40332.24, "text": " Wait save one left how's that even possible?"}, {"start": 40333.24, "end": 40335.24, "text": " No that's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine"}, {"start": 40336.24, "end": 40337.24, "text": " Oh no"}, {"start": 40339.24, "end": 40340.24, "text": " Oh no"}, {"start": 40342.24, "end": 40343.24, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 40343.24, "end": 40345.24, "text": " I'm not only"}, {"start": 40347.439999999995, "end": 40349.56, "text": " No, no, that's not fun. We're so good. We're so good"}, {"start": 40355.88, "end": 40359.34, "text": " That's a unit challenge with you, I'm gonna puke on this fucking stream"}, {"start": 40360.68, "end": 40362.68, "text": " Don't worry"}, {"start": 40364.04, "end": 40367.84, "text": " There was no way the world has to be fit"}, {"start": 40373.24, "end": 40375.24, "text": " Kill them all, bitches!"}, {"start": 40375.24, "end": 40377.24, "text": " Kill them all!"}, {"start": 40377.24, "end": 40379.24, "text": " I'll give it everything!"}, {"start": 40379.24, "end": 40381.24, "text": " I'll give it everything I have!"}, {"start": 40381.24, "end": 40408.28, "text": " No fucking way that bush camping piece of shit engage fucking engage engage"}, {"start": 40408.28, "end": 40412.08, "text": " I love you. That's my boy. That's my boy"}, {"start": 40414.92, "end": 40419.7, "text": " Contest when I tell you fucking engage you fucking engage every fucking time I will"}, {"start": 40438.28, "end": 40445.28, "text": " You know that I am happy with some other guy."}, {"start": 40445.28, "end": 40447.28, "text": " I can see him die."}, {"start": 40447.28, "end": 40452.28, "text": " So I get one more beer and guess who knows?"}, {"start": 40452.28, "end": 40453.28, "text": " Engaged!"}, {"start": 40453.28, "end": 40455.28, "text": " Fucking Engaged!"}, {"start": 40455.28, "end": 40456.28, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 40456.28, "end": 40458.28, "text": " No, it's one point."}, {"start": 40458.28, "end": 40462.28, "text": " I think you're chillin' in the beer store, but I think you're chillin' up for a little bit."}, {"start": 40462.28, "end": 40463.28, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 40463.28, "end": 40464.28, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 40464.28, "end": 40467.28, "text": " You might need to chillin' up for a little bit."}, {"start": 40467.28, "end": 40468.28, "text": " Let's go, bro."}, {"start": 40472.78, "end": 40474.28, "text": " You know what? You're right."}, {"start": 40475.28, "end": 40476.28, "text": " Don't ask, you're right."}, {"start": 40477.28, "end": 40478.28, "text": " Jengze, what if I told you?"}, {"start": 40480.78, "end": 40481.78, "text": " Talk to me, bro."}, {"start": 40481.78, "end": 40484.28, "text": " That's someone made a hard style of us."}, {"start": 40485.28, "end": 40486.28, "text": " Save Waddle up."}, {"start": 40487.28, "end": 40488.28, "text": " Listen."}, {"start": 40492.28, "end": 40493.28, "text": " This is us."}, {"start": 40493.78, "end": 40494.78, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 40497.28, "end": 40500.88, "text": " I might have promised myself I'm not gonna let my soul slip down this path."}, {"start": 40512.88, "end": 40513.68, "text": " Don't you know?"}, {"start": 40513.68, "end": 40515.979999999996, "text": " I'm still trying to promise."}, {"start": 40515.979999999996, "end": 40516.78, "text": " Better than ever."}, {"start": 40516.78, "end": 40518.479999999996, "text": " Jason, listen, listen, listen, listen fast."}, {"start": 40518.479999999996, "end": 40519.18, "text": " You know why?"}, {"start": 40519.979999999996, "end": 40521.58, "text": " I'm gonna do this first time I ever share it."}, {"start": 40522.18, "end": 40523.08, "text": " Because I..."}, {"start": 40523.08, "end": 40524.18, "text": " Truth was a lie."}, {"start": 40524.18, "end": 40526.58, "text": " Your team is gonna deal with that."}, {"start": 40526.58, "end": 40528.58, "text": " You need to save the monster, Nancy!"}, {"start": 40531.58, "end": 40533.58, "text": " Oh my god, this is a streak."}, {"start": 40541.58, "end": 40543.58, "text": " My name is Polina!"}, {"start": 40550.58, "end": 40552.58, "text": " My name is Polina!"}, {"start": 40552.58, "end": 40553.58, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 40553.58, "end": 40555.58, "text": " I have never known."}, {"start": 40556.58, "end": 40558.58, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 40563.58, "end": 40566.58, "text": " I need you to fucking get in there! I need you to take over this fucking game!"}, {"start": 40566.58, "end": 40568.58, "text": " Do you hear me?!"}, {"start": 40568.58, "end": 40570.58, "text": " I need you to fucking get in!"}, {"start": 40570.58, "end": 40572.58, "text": " I need you to take over!"}, {"start": 40576.58, "end": 40579.58, "text": " I need you to take over! I need you to take over this game!"}, {"start": 40580.58, "end": 40583.58, "text": " I need you to tell him that you can and can't do in this life!"}, {"start": 40583.58, "end": 40586.58, "text": " You will do anything you set your mind to."}, {"start": 40586.58, "end": 40588.58, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 40589.58, "end": 40592.58, "text": " Any day! Any day!"}, {"start": 40598.58, "end": 40601.58, "text": " Long story short, I said listen to the joke!"}, {"start": 40601.58, "end": 40603.58, "text": " You are undisturbed!"}, {"start": 40603.58, "end": 40606.58, "text": " I'm not the devil!"}, {"start": 40606.58, "end": 40608.58, "text": " I can't go!"}, {"start": 40638.58, "end": 40640.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 40645.3, "end": 40648.5, "text": " Holy shit, okay, don't that's listen, bro"}, {"start": 40651.5, "end": 40657.740000000005, "text": " You need to win this game because then you're on your challenge again, you jinx you know what song when you right now"}, {"start": 40659.340000000004, "end": 40661.340000000004, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 40661.340000000004, "end": 40665.020000000004, "text": " Jinxie, right now you're drunk?"}, {"start": 40665.020000000004, "end": 40670.020000000004, "text": " Listen, this is the song you need right now, bro."}, {"start": 40670.020000000004, "end": 40671.020000000004, "text": " This one's for you."}, {"start": 40671.020000000004, "end": 40672.020000000004, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 40672.020000000004, "end": 40678.020000000004, "text": " Give me a second, I need to get my, here we go."}, {"start": 40678.020000000004, "end": 40682.020000000004, "text": " Give me a second, I need to get my story straight."}, {"start": 40682.020000000004, "end": 40686.020000000004, "text": " My friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the umpire."}, {"start": 40686.020000000004, "end": 40688.020000000004, "text": " They take my love and she's waiting for me."}, {"start": 40688.020000000004, "end": 40692.020000000004, "text": " You just be on the bar, I'm taking time to my flaccid,"}, {"start": 40692.020000000004, "end": 40694.020000000004, "text": " asking about the scar."}, {"start": 40694.020000000004, "end": 40696.020000000004, "text": " I know I'll be the one."}, {"start": 40696.020000000004, "end": 40698.020000000004, "text": " Chap and niggas, you know it. Only if you know it."}, {"start": 40698.020000000004, "end": 40704.920000000006, "text": " I know you trying to kill me, but the truth is I'm saying it."}, {"start": 40728.020000000004, "end": 40730.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 40758.020000000004, "end": 40760.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 40788.020000000004, "end": 40790.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 40818.020000000004, "end": 40820.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 40848.020000000004, "end": 40850.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 40878.020000000004, "end": 40880.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 40908.020000000004, "end": 40910.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 40938.020000000004, "end": 40940.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 40968.020000000004, "end": 40970.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 40998.020000000004, "end": 41000.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41028.020000000004, "end": 41030.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41058.020000000004, "end": 41060.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41088.020000000004, "end": 41090.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41118.020000000004, "end": 41120.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41148.020000000004, "end": 41150.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41178.020000000004, "end": 41180.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41208.020000000004, "end": 41210.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41238.020000000004, "end": 41240.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41268.020000000004, "end": 41270.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41298.020000000004, "end": 41300.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41328.020000000004, "end": 41330.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41358.020000000004, "end": 41360.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41388.020000000004, "end": 41390.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41418.020000000004, "end": 41420.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41448.020000000004, "end": 41450.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41478.020000000004, "end": 41491.020000000004, "text": " It's fucking okay, bro. It's okay because you tried and that's all I care about."}, {"start": 41491.020000000004, "end": 41494.020000000004, "text": " You said you tried. You tried, bro."}, {"start": 41494.020000000004, "end": 41498.020000000004, "text": " So what you're saying is you want me to queue up again?"}, {"start": 41498.020000000004, "end": 41502.22, "text": " I'll tell you something."}, {"start": 41502.22, "end": 41507.12, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 41507.12, "end": 41508.12, "text": " That's us."}, {"start": 41508.12, "end": 41510.12, "text": " That's us."}, {"start": 41510.12, "end": 41511.12, "text": " Listen, that's us."}, {"start": 41511.12, "end": 41512.12, "text": " I need you to listen to me."}, {"start": 41512.12, "end": 41513.12, "text": " You're listening."}, {"start": 41513.12, "end": 41514.12, "text": " I'm happy that you tried."}, {"start": 41514.12, "end": 41516.12, "text": " I'm proud of you for trying."}, {"start": 41516.12, "end": 41518.62, "text": " Tomorrow you'll be three wins away from challenger."}, {"start": 41518.62, "end": 41519.62, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 41519.62, "end": 41523.12, "text": " You'll be three wins away from challenger, and you're going to hit challenger tomorrow."}, {"start": 41523.12, "end": 41528.12, "text": " and you're gonna hit challenger tomorrow, okay, Tautes?"}, {"start": 41528.12, "end": 41533.12, "text": " So you're saying you want me to queue up again, so tomorrow I'm only two wins away from challenger?"}, {"start": 41533.12, "end": 41543.12, "text": " Um, yeah, that's not what I'm saying. What I want you to do, Tautes, I want you to turn off your stream"}, {"start": 41543.12, "end": 41551.12, "text": " and go hug your wife, bro, okay? Tomorrow you're gonna get challenger, because Tautes, today was scary, alright?"}, {"start": 41551.12, "end": 41552.96, "text": " All right, let me talk to you, bro."}, {"start": 41552.96, "end": 41556.48, "text": " Today was the most scared I've ever been of you."}, {"start": 41556.48, "end": 41559.280000000006, "text": " When you were one-off challenger and you were fantasizing"}, {"start": 41559.280000000006, "end": 41563.520000000004, "text": " about slitting Silas' throat in game, that was terrifying."}, {"start": 41563.520000000004, "end": 41566.280000000006, "text": " Listen, bro, I'm saying this out of love."}, {"start": 41566.280000000006, "end": 41568.840000000004, "text": " You only need three wins, okay?"}, {"start": 41568.840000000004, "end": 41571.36, "text": " I don't know if you're in the best mental headspace"}, {"start": 41571.36, "end": 41572.600000000006, "text": " to play League right now."}, {"start": 41573.920000000006, "end": 41577.12, "text": " I just watched you play League for six hours, bro."}, {"start": 41577.12, "end": 41580.36, "text": " And look, bro, who cares if you lost the challenge?"}, {"start": 41580.36, "end": 41585.86, "text": " All that means is now you're coming to Florida after this Minecraft marathon, and I'm gonna spank your ass, bro"}, {"start": 41586.04, "end": 41588.04, "text": " It's honestly a good thing that you lost"}, {"start": 41588.6, "end": 41594.66, "text": " So what I want you to do, bro is I want you to hug your wife and watch a movie and enjoy your night, bro"}, {"start": 41594.66, "end": 41597.18, "text": " And then tomorrow you're gonna hit challenger. Okay"}, {"start": 41601.44, "end": 41606.62, "text": " Why did somebody in my chat just type can't end on a loss and why did you just cue again?"}, {"start": 41606.62, "end": 41610.62, "text": " Why did you cue again you sick motherfucker?"}, {"start": 41610.62, "end": 41613.62, "text": " Don't test, just go hug your wife?"}, {"start": 41613.62, "end": 41615.62, "text": " Don't test, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 41615.62, "end": 41618.62, "text": " Why the fuck would my wife want to hug a low elo husband?"}, {"start": 41618.62, "end": 41622.62, "text": " You're not low elo, you're grandmaster."}, {"start": 41622.62, "end": 41626.62, "text": " You're three wins away, you're not low elo bro."}, {"start": 41626.62, "end": 41629.62, "text": " This isn't you Don't test, this isn't you."}, {"start": 41629.62, "end": 41631.62, "text": " jingxi"}, {"start": 41632.380000000005, "end": 41636.020000000004, "text": " What if I told you this is the purest form of me?"}, {"start": 41636.72, "end": 41638.72, "text": " No, no"}, {"start": 41639.86, "end": 41640.9, "text": " Jingsi"}, {"start": 41640.9, "end": 41645.68, "text": " What if I told you that all of the mental stability that you've seen had to be forced?"}, {"start": 41646.3, "end": 41649.62, "text": " What if I told you that the fact that I love the balance lifestyle?"}, {"start": 41650.18, "end": 41655.420000000006, "text": " For a way jingxi where we shut the fuck up jingsi jingsi it might not be over yet"}, {"start": 41655.42, "end": 41663.58, "text": " Jinxy you got toppling yeah, but Jinxy if I win this I get double LP if I win this and I get double"}, {"start": 41663.58, "end": 41667.259999999995, "text": " LP I got bro I gotta go like what?"}, {"start": 41667.259999999995, "end": 41675.979999999996, "text": " Why'd you Q Jinxy if I was 12 30 the challenge is over what's wrong with Jinxy range Jinxy if I win"}, {"start": 41675.98, "end": 41687.18, "text": " this and I get double LP jingsy bro doubt that I have to like sleep bro wait you"}, {"start": 41687.18, "end": 41691.46000000001, "text": " wallah you get double up if you want wallah I get double up if I win and"}, {"start": 41691.46000000001, "end": 41694.780000000006, "text": " then we're one man off challenger"}, {"start": 41697.100000000006, "end": 41703.740000000005, "text": " oh my god why did you cue you sick fuck no but you can see jingsy think about it"}, {"start": 41703.74, "end": 41708.28, "text": " think about it for a second this could be a sign from God because I know listen"}, {"start": 41708.28, "end": 41712.34, "text": " to Jinxie please listen I queue up randomly right when I decide to randomly"}, {"start": 41712.34, "end": 41715.619999999995, "text": " queue up I get randomly out of the top one with three games away from"}, {"start": 41715.619999999995, "end": 41720.06, "text": " challenger if I win this and we get double p then I'm one win away from"}, {"start": 41720.06, "end": 41725.74, "text": " challenger it's a literally a sign from God I'm not even trolling"}, {"start": 41725.74, "end": 41732.38, "text": " I'm telling you you know what you need to do bro you need to like"}, {"start": 41733.82, "end": 41738.82, "text": " To win yes, because about when we get double up. Look at this guy actually look at this guy"}, {"start": 41739.02, "end": 41744.74, "text": " This is a guy that is fucking destroyed by League of Legends this game destroyed you bro"}, {"start": 41745.079999999994, "end": 41751.299999999996, "text": " They got you by the nuts. What are you even saying bro? You could have just hit it tomorrow. You fucking psycho"}, {"start": 41751.3, "end": 41756.740000000005, "text": " I'm not getting another beer tab, I got another beer I'm going to faint."}, {"start": 41756.740000000005, "end": 41764.060000000005, "text": " Jinxie, if I win this game, I am literally getting double LP."}, {"start": 41764.060000000005, "end": 41774.9, "text": " Bro, you're so sick in the head, bro."}, {"start": 41774.9, "end": 41775.9, "text": " Jinxie."}, {"start": 41775.9, "end": 41776.9, "text": " What, bro?"}, {"start": 41776.9, "end": 41785.340000000004, "text": " Are you listening to me right now wait you actually get double LP though. Yes. Yes"}, {"start": 41788.18, "end": 41794.020000000004, "text": " James yeah, I want you to close your eyes for a second. Okay, bro. Tell me when your eyes are closed"}, {"start": 41796.14, "end": 41798.380000000005, "text": " All right, they're closed brother closed what's up?"}, {"start": 41806.9, "end": 41808.9, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 41808.9, "end": 41812.9, "text": " Jinxie, just the small town girl"}, {"start": 41812.9, "end": 41813.9, "text": " Yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 41813.9, "end": 41817.9, "text": " Living in a lonely world"}, {"start": 41817.9, "end": 41823.9, "text": " She took the midnight train going anywhere"}, {"start": 41825.9, "end": 41831.9, "text": " She took the midnight train going anywhere"}, {"start": 41831.9, "end": 41834.9, "text": " Jinxie, your turn, your turn, your turn, your turn"}, {"start": 41836.9, "end": 41837.700000000004, "text": " STICK IT!"}, {"start": 41853.14, "end": 41854.64, "text": " Alright, time for us to get down now."}, {"start": 41866.9, "end": 41868.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41896.9, "end": 41898.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41926.9, "end": 41928.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41956.9, "end": 41958.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41986.9, "end": 41988.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 42016.9, "end": 42018.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 42046.9, "end": 42048.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 42076.9, "end": 42078.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 42106.9, "end": 42108.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 42136.9, "end": 42138.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 42166.9, "end": 42168.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 42196.9, "end": 42198.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 42226.9, "end": 42228.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 42256.9, "end": 42258.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 42286.9, "end": 42288.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 42316.9, "end": 42318.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 42346.9, "end": 42348.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 42376.9, "end": 42378.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 42406.9, "end": 42408.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 42436.9, "end": 42438.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 42444.74, "end": 42449.060000000005, "text": " Get filled what are the chances bro, what are the chances it's destiny, so"}, {"start": 42452.3, "end": 42454.3, "text": " Yeah, kind of"}, {"start": 42456.46, "end": 42458.46, "text": " Exactly"}, {"start": 42459.42, "end": 42461.42, "text": " Are watching jiddy"}, {"start": 42466.9, "end": 42477.94, "text": " We're playing good this game data I don't know if we're going to come I mean, I can play it"}, {"start": 42477.94, "end": 42482.68, "text": " the only reason why in the past I would like never get past diamond is because I would"}, {"start": 42482.68, "end": 42493.700000000004, "text": " just get so bored that I just end all the time."}, {"start": 42493.700000000004, "end": 42500.700000000004, "text": " Oh my god, you're fucking running this guy out of the lane."}, {"start": 42500.700000000004, "end": 42502.700000000004, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 42502.700000000004, "end": 42508.700000000004, "text": " Fuck off."}, {"start": 42508.700000000004, "end": 42511.700000000004, "text": " Or a fun."}, {"start": 42511.700000000004, "end": 42521.700000000004, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 42521.700000000004, "end": 42525.700000000004, "text": " You're saying you'll bot? Why would you bot?"}, {"start": 42525.700000000004, "end": 42528.700000000004, "text": " Well, because, so right now bot is open, right?"}, {"start": 42528.700000000004, "end": 42532.700000000004, "text": " So it means that if Vel'Koz wants to go bot, he has to overextend and the enemy can kill him."}, {"start": 42532.700000000004, "end": 42538.700000000004, "text": " So that's why it's okay better for me to go bot, because I can at least have an easier time of running away than them."}, {"start": 42538.700000000004, "end": 42546.700000000004, "text": " Genji, our team just got triple bro. Genji, our team just got triple bro. Genji, our team just got fucking triple bro."}, {"start": 42546.700000000004, "end": 42553.700000000004, "text": " Yeah, you're gonna be one off. Bro, he's actually gonna be one off. Oh my god."}, {"start": 42555.700000000004, "end": 42558.700000000004, "text": " You're gonna be one off. You're gonna be one off."}, {"start": 42576.700000000004, "end": 42605.700000000004, "text": " Nice, that was satisfying."}, {"start": 42605.700000000004, "end": 42610.700000000004, "text": " Yeah, so now I gotta be careful because you get one shot me."}, {"start": 42610.700000000004, "end": 42612.700000000004, "text": " Take that, huh?"}, {"start": 42619.700000000004, "end": 42621.700000000004, "text": " Oh, you're gonna do it."}, {"start": 42621.700000000004, "end": 42623.700000000004, "text": " You're actually gonna do it. One of us."}, {"start": 42623.700000000004, "end": 42626.700000000004, "text": " Jinx, I just have one question."}, {"start": 42626.700000000004, "end": 42627.700000000004, "text": " Yes?"}, {"start": 42627.700000000004, "end": 42629.700000000004, "text": " Were you here?"}, {"start": 42629.700000000004, "end": 42631.700000000004, "text": " Yes?"}, {"start": 42631.700000000004, "end": 42633.700000000004, "text": " Jeff, were you here?"}, {"start": 42633.700000000004, "end": 42637.700000000004, "text": " The things ever be the same again"}, {"start": 42637.700000000004, "end": 42641.700000000004, "text": " No, you're gonna be on your chow game if you're doing good!"}, {"start": 42693.700000000004, "end": 42694.700000000004, "text": " Yeah, it's only right."}, {"start": 42710.700000000004, "end": 42711.700000000004, "text": " GINGESI!"}, {"start": 42711.700000000004, "end": 42712.700000000004, "text": " THEY ARE FAST!"}, {"start": 42713.700000000004, "end": 42714.700000000004, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god."}, {"start": 42715.700000000004, "end": 42716.700000000004, "text": " You just need one to win."}, {"start": 42716.700000000004, "end": 42717.700000000004, "text": " It's not dead."}, {"start": 42720.700000000004, "end": 42721.700000000004, "text": " You just need one to win."}, {"start": 42721.700000000004, "end": 42725.700000000004, "text": " Oh my god! Okay, double P. We actually have double P."}, {"start": 42726.700000000004, "end": 42727.700000000004, "text": " This is it!"}, {"start": 42730.700000000004, "end": 42732.700000000004, "text": " Okay, but Jinxie, now it's a real question."}, {"start": 42733.700000000004, "end": 42734.700000000004, "text": " Jinxie."}, {"start": 42734.700000000004, "end": 42735.700000000004, "text": " Yes?"}, {"start": 42735.700000000004, "end": 42740.700000000004, "text": " Is 928LP enough for Challenger?"}, {"start": 42741.700000000004, "end": 42743.700000000004, "text": " Check. Check. Check."}, {"start": 42746.700000000004, "end": 42747.700000000004, "text": " It's not?"}, {"start": 42747.700000000004, "end": 42748.700000000004, "text": " Or it is?"}, {"start": 42748.700000000004, "end": 42749.700000000004, "text": " It's not?"}, {"start": 42751.700000000004, "end": 42754.700000000004, "text": " So we might need two more ones."}, {"start": 42754.700000000004, "end": 42760.700000000004, "text": " Mio! Mio! Bro, I gotta go to bed!"}, {"start": 42762.700000000004, "end": 42763.700000000004, "text": " Mio."}, {"start": 42763.700000000004, "end": 42765.700000000004, "text": " I gotta go to bed!"}, {"start": 42766.700000000004, "end": 42768.700000000004, "text": " Two more again!"}, {"start": 42768.700000000004, "end": 42769.700000000004, "text": " Mio."}, {"start": 42771.700000000004, "end": 42773.700000000004, "text": " Bro, Dantez, stop it to you, bro."}, {"start": 42773.700000000004, "end": 42774.700000000004, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 42775.700000000004, "end": 42777.700000000004, "text": " Yeah, these guys are fucking addict."}, {"start": 42777.700000000004, "end": 42779.700000000004, "text": " Bro, Dantez."}, {"start": 42779.700000000004, "end": 42786.380000000005, "text": " I gotta go to bed bro two more and it's one it's 1 a.m. I end at 10"}, {"start": 42787.740000000005, "end": 42789.740000000005, "text": " Me ho"}, {"start": 42791.700000000004, "end": 42797.420000000006, "text": " Me ho stop you bro. Let me just stop you. Let me just stop you bro. Let me talk to you"}, {"start": 42798.22, "end": 42800.780000000006, "text": " All right, let me talk to you for a second"}, {"start": 42801.82000000001, "end": 42803.82000000001, "text": " Dottas"}, {"start": 42803.82, "end": 42816.74, "text": " Okay, don't test. Can you hear me? I can hear you. Okay, bro, if you needed one more"}, {"start": 42816.74, "end": 42823.38, "text": " win at 1 a.m., I would watch. Bro, you need two more wins at 1 a.m. I fit, I physically"}, {"start": 42823.38, "end": 42829.1, "text": " I'm already like, I've been streaming nine hours, I'm already drunk. Bro, listen, don't"}, {"start": 42829.1, "end": 42837.1, "text": " says. I think you should hit it tomorrow. The challenge is already over. You need two"}, {"start": 42837.1, "end": 42843.299999999996, "text": " wins. If you want to hit it now, I'm not going to stop you. This is your moment. But bro,"}, {"start": 42843.299999999996, "end": 42849.18, "text": " I have to go to sleep. I have been live for nine hours. It's one in the morning. I think"}, {"start": 42849.18, "end": 42850.659999999996, "text": " you hit it tomorrow."}, {"start": 42850.659999999996, "end": 42854.74, "text": " You can say I know somewhere you're getting out, but there's something that I need to"}, {"start": 42854.74, "end": 42855.74, "text": " tell you."}, {"start": 42855.74, "end": 42860.74, "text": " So you live in tarpon springs, right?"}, {"start": 42860.74, "end": 42863.74, "text": " Yes, yes."}, {"start": 42863.74, "end": 42864.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 42864.74, "end": 42867.74, "text": " Have you been checking out the news recently?"}, {"start": 42867.74, "end": 42869.74, "text": " What about the news?"}, {"start": 42869.74, "end": 42871.74, "text": " Oh, so you haven't."}, {"start": 42871.74, "end": 42874.74, "text": " No, this guy is so unwel."}, {"start": 42874.74, "end": 42876.74, "text": " What is the news?"}, {"start": 42876.74, "end": 42877.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 42877.74, "end": 42878.74, "text": " What is the news?"}, {"start": 42878.74, "end": 42879.74, "text": " Jinxie."}, {"start": 42879.74, "end": 42880.74, "text": " Jinxie."}, {"start": 42880.74, "end": 42884.74, "text": " There's a guy named the drunk tarpon didler."}, {"start": 42884.74, "end": 42892.5, "text": " And what he does is anytime you go to sleep before 2 30 a.m. And you're drunk"}, {"start": 42893.14, "end": 42896.9, "text": " He goes in your room and he starts stabbing you to death. I'm not even"}, {"start": 42901.86, "end": 42907.54, "text": " Jingsy listen 15 people have lost jingsy I wouldn't be laughing if are you"}, {"start": 42908.02, "end": 42913.299999999996, "text": " 15 people have lost their lives to this guy read your chat read what they're saying. What are they saying jingsy?"}, {"start": 42913.3, "end": 42918.100000000006, "text": " They're saying true, degloved, degloved, true."}, {"start": 42918.100000000006, "end": 42923.82, "text": " Jinzi, listen, if you go to bed right now, you're going to wake up with a blade in your"}, {"start": 42923.82, "end": 42928.26, "text": " throat and you'll never be able to take your mother out to breakfast ever again."}, {"start": 42928.26, "end": 42929.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 42929.26, "end": 42936.740000000005, "text": " Miho, Miho, listen, I'm telling you this, I'm telling you this because I care about you,"}, {"start": 42936.740000000005, "end": 42937.740000000005, "text": " Miho."}, {"start": 42937.740000000005, "end": 42940.3, "text": " We cannot have you die to the drunk tarpon diddler, bro."}, {"start": 42940.3, "end": 42941.3, "text": " We cannot."}, {"start": 42941.3, "end": 42945.4, "text": " Can you listen to me and stop fucking pacing? Okay, listen, bro"}, {"start": 42948.94, "end": 42950.54, "text": " That's that's I"}, {"start": 42950.54, "end": 42956.060000000005, "text": " Have been streaming for nine hours. I've been drinking for the last three. I need to go to bed"}, {"start": 42956.100000000006, "end": 42960.420000000006, "text": " Bro, don't test if you were one went off. Yes, I would watch but your two wins off"}, {"start": 42960.420000000006, "end": 42963.5, "text": " We don't even know if you're gonna win. Listen don't test"}, {"start": 42964.3, "end": 42969.22, "text": " If you wait until tomorrow at literally like fucking four"}, {"start": 42969.22, "end": 42975.9, "text": " 4pm, 3.30pm, I'll be able to watch all the games fully energize, bro."}, {"start": 42975.9, "end": 42979.44, "text": " I'm literally on 1HP right now, I can't do it."}, {"start": 42979.44, "end": 42982.5, "text": " If you want to hit challenger now, I'm not going to stop you, bro."}, {"start": 42982.5, "end": 42985.380000000005, "text": " But I have to go to sleep now, I have to go to sleep now, bro."}, {"start": 42985.380000000005, "end": 42986.380000000005, "text": " This is like bad."}, {"start": 42986.380000000005, "end": 42987.380000000005, "text": " Jynx, I understand, bro."}, {"start": 42987.380000000005, "end": 42992.1, "text": " I'm going to say right now you're on 1HP, but when the drunk tarpon divler comes in"}, {"start": 42992.1, "end": 42997.18, "text": " your room, you're going to be on 0HP because it isn't 2.30am yet, bro."}, {"start": 42997.18, "end": 42999.340000000004, "text": " Look at your clock. What time does the clock say?"}, {"start": 43001.54, "end": 43003.94, "text": " Dot test. There is not a drunk,"}, {"start": 43003.94, "end": 43004.88, "text": " sharp and deadler."}, {"start": 43004.88, "end": 43005.840000000004, "text": " Ask your chat."}, {"start": 43006.340000000004, "end": 43007.74, "text": " Dot test. Ask your chat."}, {"start": 43007.74, "end": 43010.24, "text": " Over. Listen, fuck the chat."}, {"start": 43010.24, "end": 43011.98, "text": " They're just going to fucking troll."}, {"start": 43011.98, "end": 43014.04, "text": " Dot test. The challenge is over."}, {"start": 43014.68, "end": 43017.14, "text": " Can you just wait until tomorrow"}, {"start": 43017.14, "end": 43019.94, "text": " and then we do a full on fucking sweat fest?"}, {"start": 43019.94, "end": 43022.74, "text": " If you had it or not, please."}, {"start": 43022.74, "end": 43024.08, "text": " I'm asking you this as a friend."}, {"start": 43024.08, "end": 43025.54, "text": " Just take, bro."}, {"start": 43025.54, "end": 43031.3, "text": " just chill watch Netflix you need to win you just got double LP you're literally"}, {"start": 43031.3, "end": 43035.74, "text": " gonna coast in a challenge or tomorrow bro all right sorry Jinzy Jinzy you're"}, {"start": 43035.74, "end": 43040.18, "text": " a son I'll listen tomorrow listen listen let me ask you a question okay and"}, {"start": 43040.18, "end": 43045.58, "text": " this will dictate everything you've spent the whole day watching me try to"}, {"start": 43045.58, "end": 43051.62, "text": " challenge her yes I have you've been you've been here through every step of"}, {"start": 43051.62, "end": 43059.54, "text": " the way. Are you asking me as a friend right now to just go to bed so tomorrow you can"}, {"start": 43059.54, "end": 43065.94, "text": " be there for the culmination of the journey? Bro, yes, please! Yes, that's exactly what"}, {"start": 43065.94, "end": 43072.420000000006, "text": " I'm saying. Bro, sleep it off, rest up, you need two wins tomorrow. I'll literally start"}, {"start": 43072.420000000006, "end": 43078.22, "text": " streaming fucking early, swimming up the way. I'll fucking start streaming at 2.30. Bro,"}, {"start": 43078.22, "end": 43083.82, "text": " For gutting a challenger tomorrow, I can feel it in the tip of my rock and I'll be there,"}, {"start": 43083.82, "end": 43084.82, "text": " bro."}, {"start": 43084.82, "end": 43085.82, "text": " Okay, James."}, {"start": 43085.82, "end": 43090.42, "text": " I'll put it off in the same way that you were there for me."}, {"start": 43090.42, "end": 43092.200000000004, "text": " I'll be there for you."}, {"start": 43092.200000000004, "end": 43094.06, "text": " Get your fucking sleep, soldier."}, {"start": 43094.06, "end": 43095.5, "text": " You did well today."}, {"start": 43095.5, "end": 43098.78, "text": " John Tess, tomorrow you're gonna hit challenger."}, {"start": 43098.78, "end": 43103.700000000004, "text": " You need two wins, two wins, because then I'll actually have the energy, bro."}, {"start": 43103.700000000004, "end": 43105.42, "text": " Right now I'm literally on one HP."}, {"start": 43105.42, "end": 43106.42, "text": " All right?"}, {"start": 43106.42, "end": 43107.42, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 43107.42, "end": 43113.259999999995, "text": " and then you know what the best thing is jing see tomorrow if i had challenge on the two wins"}, {"start": 43113.259999999995, "end": 43120.939999999995, "text": " then afterwards you fucking uh it's your turn for silver bro yes exactly bro exactly tomorrow's"}, {"start": 43120.939999999995, "end": 43127.74, "text": " gonna be peak okay okay i'll see you tomorrow i fucking love you bro that was so fun but dude"}, {"start": 43127.74, "end": 43130.86, "text": " i need to sleep okay all right i love you too bro have a good every day"}, {"start": 43130.86, "end": 43139.9, "text": " All right guys, I disabled delay yo, yo, oh my god guys"}, {"start": 43141.82, "end": 43143.62, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 43143.62, "end": 43150.78, "text": " What a fucking battle today was cute now guys. I'm not kidding up. I'm not kidding up like guys think about it think about it"}, {"start": 43151.340000000004, "end": 43157.6, "text": " Jinx he literally spent eight hours today watching he literally was watching for eight hours and all he wanted to do was see his"}, {"start": 43157.6, "end": 43162.76, "text": " Coacher challenger his friend him challenger, you know what I mean? And it's like if I queue up right now"}, {"start": 43163.08, "end": 43167.52, "text": " That's almost like spitting in his face. You know, I mean so no we're not gonna do that. Okay?"}, {"start": 43170.04, "end": 43173.84, "text": " The listen guys, okay, we're gonna be live again tomorrow"}, {"start": 43174.22, "end": 43177.24, "text": " We're gonna have fresh energy. We're gonna have fresh mental"}, {"start": 43177.36, "end": 43182.68, "text": " We're gonna have a fresh mind state and tomorrow. I'm telling you it is going to be"}, {"start": 43183.64, "end": 43184.64, "text": " fucking"}, {"start": 43184.64, "end": 43186.82, "text": " demonic"}, {"start": 43186.82, "end": 43193.42, "text": " Because we're two wins away, but it's like the second win that we're gonna get it like hard secures challenger, right?"}, {"start": 43193.7, "end": 43198.52, "text": " So we win the second game, right? We're gonna get like literally 60 LP"}, {"start": 43198.92, "end": 43201.56, "text": " Guys, I'm not fucking chewing up enough"}, {"start": 43204.0, "end": 43206.74, "text": " You know what you know what you guys are like, you know what you guys are like"}, {"start": 43207.08, "end": 43211.659999999996, "text": " As I can imagine I'm a drug addict, right? And then I have a friend that's like, okay, bro"}, {"start": 43211.66, "end": 43213.66, "text": " I'll do a trip with you"}, {"start": 43214.060000000005, "end": 43219.72, "text": " That way you don't have to like do it on your own so I can like observe you right and then it's like I'm sitting there"}, {"start": 43219.72, "end": 43225.12, "text": " And I'm like oh dude those drugs felt so amazing like let me sit there and I want to keep doing it nice"}, {"start": 43225.12, "end": 43229.380000000005, "text": " I'm capable of listening, but just wait until I can be there to accompany on the trip"}, {"start": 43229.380000000005, "end": 43235.420000000006, "text": " And then you guys are sitting there, and it's like you're telling me bro, bro inject the fucking methane to your arms now"}, {"start": 43235.9, "end": 43239.26, "text": " Injected guys. I am not taking the fucking drugs"}, {"start": 43239.26, "end": 43243.9, "text": " stop like guys it's guys like do you"}, {"start": 43243.9, "end": 43245.380000000005, "text": " understand what you're doing it's like"}, {"start": 43245.380000000005, "end": 43247.5, "text": " you're telling a drug addict to just"}, {"start": 43247.5, "end": 43250.22, "text": " take more drugs do you understand how"}, {"start": 43250.22, "end": 43254.62, "text": " crazy this is like if your friend was a"}, {"start": 43254.62, "end": 43256.78, "text": " drug addict would you tell your friend"}, {"start": 43256.78, "end": 43262.82, "text": " dude take more drugs yes we're doing"}, {"start": 43262.82, "end": 43267.420000000006, "text": " tomorrow okay anyways I won't be able to"}, {"start": 43267.42, "end": 43272.42, "text": " to read out all the subs, all the, can you answer that update?"}, {"start": 43273.24, "end": 43275.04, "text": " Tomorrow, tomorrow."}, {"start": 43275.04, "end": 43278.119999999995, "text": " So I won't be able to read out all the subs,"}, {"start": 43278.119999999995, "end": 43279.88, "text": " give subs, resubs, everything like that,"}, {"start": 43279.88, "end": 43281.0, "text": " bits, sonos, all that,"}, {"start": 43281.0, "end": 43283.56, "text": " just cause there's simply like way too many."}, {"start": 43283.56, "end": 43286.6, "text": " But genuinely guys, thank you all so fucking much."}, {"start": 43286.6, "end": 43289.64, "text": " Like, for everybody for tuning in today,"}, {"start": 43289.64, "end": 43290.84, "text": " for all the followers,"}, {"start": 43290.84, "end": 43293.4, "text": " for everybody for spending their day here, listen."}, {"start": 43293.98, "end": 43298.46, "text": " We we tackled an almost impossible task and"}, {"start": 43299.62, "end": 43307.520000000004, "text": " We almost made the impossible possible. Do you know what I mean? It's like we almost made the impossible possible, but we almost did like"}, {"start": 43309.060000000005, "end": 43311.340000000004, "text": " We did we did good today, you know, I mean"}, {"start": 43312.5, "end": 43319.18, "text": " We did good today, but anyways, we're gonna finally hit it tomorrow. Okay tomorrow. It's gonna be fucking insane"}, {"start": 43319.18, "end": 43331.18, "text": " But genuinely for everyone, for everything, thank you guys all so much, really, really, really does mean the world, seeing all the support and everything, really does mean a lot."}, {"start": 43331.18, "end": 43341.18, "text": " We're going to be live again tomorrow. I think I'm going to do some stuff with my wife in the morning, so I'm not sure when exactly we're going to be going live."}, {"start": 43341.18, "end": 43345.42, "text": " But, yeah, tomorrow will be the combination for child, okay?"}, {"start": 43345.42, "end": 43348.8, "text": " But anyways, with all of that being said, holy shit."}, {"start": 43348.8, "end": 43352.18, "text": " Yo, Jesus, guys, I'm a bottom stream, fucking chill."}, {"start": 43352.18, "end": 43354.26, "text": " But Jake and their friend, 10 gifted."}, {"start": 43354.26, "end": 43357.26, "text": " RJ, Gigi, thank you, thank you, our subs."}, {"start": 43357.26, "end": 43359.42, "text": " OG, Arvin, thank you, as well."}, {"start": 43359.42, "end": 43361.38, "text": " Kpop, they're in the five, too."}, {"start": 43361.38, "end": 43364.02, "text": " JQC, they're in the prime, thank you, guys."}, {"start": 43364.02, "end": 43366.58, "text": " But anyways, guys, listen, we'll be live again tomorrow."}, {"start": 43366.58, "end": 43369.06, "text": " Tomorrow we're gonna hit it, we're gonna go crazy."}, {"start": 43369.06, "end": 43370.62, "text": " It's gonna be banger, okay?"}, {"start": 43370.62, "end": 43372.380000000005, "text": " All right, thank you guys all again for tuning in,"}, {"start": 43372.380000000005, "end": 43375.780000000006, "text": " being a part of today, and I will see you all tomorrow."}, {"start": 43375.780000000006, "end": 43376.62, "text": " Peace."}]}