How are we doing today guys listen
I was singing today about what outfits are where, what shirt do I put on, what tank top do I wear, and then the answer came to me guys, there's only one shirt that could possibly work.
Wait for it.
Today's the fucking day, big damn pity.
Wait for it.
I'm the Galax Ganotoni Monster, and uh...
Gettys, having this up on top.
Thank you.
Wait for it.
It's a point of your holding!
Who's holding?!
Wait for it.
I told you your body got so fucking hard right now are you ready for it are you ready for it
This is this!
What is up?
Good guys.
Alright, fuck.
Wait, yo, I'm gonna be honest, I'm actually pissed off now.
So, I wanted to, like, edge you guys for 30 seconds.
I wanted to edge you guys for, like, literally 30 seconds.
while we put on the fucking uh... the delay
but for some reason right now the delay is buffering
so as a result it's fucked
you must have challenged your day, let's get jingsy!
jingsy, listen
i am challenging you, it's double, let's get the
what the f***
i can't run
i'm gonna be on stage again, please stop
thank you
alright guys
and here comes the delay
you guys for like 30 seconds
while we put on the fucking uh... the delay
but for some reason right now the delay is buffering
so as a result, it's fucked
you guys had a challenger today, it's good jingsy!
jingsy, listen
I had challenger, you accept, let's get the
rock die!
the hands are on it
he also had a good push dog
thank you
alright guys
and here comes the delay
alright, let's do it guys
so now for the real question
Hero Blades or Lethal Temp of this game?
I'm gonna be honest, I didn't have to go Lethal this game. I didn't have to go Lethal.
Yeah, we're going Lethal.
We have to go Lethal.
The problem is that we don't go Lethal, I think I'm just gonna like lose the matchup.
Because all of them can just like be my initial engage.
Why are you naked? But I'm not naked.
This is a classic don't put my tongue straight bro.
You guys are witnessing fucking, you guys are witnessing right now just so you understand.
This is history bro. This is like fucking history bro.
Do you understand? I don't even guys understand.
So let me play a song that's going to make you fucking understand.
Let's go.
Okay, we gotta get it done now guys, so can we after?
Okay, so I've got to start right now, honest to God, honest to God, we play on, I'm gonna
be honest, part of me wants to go talk to bot folk, am I crazy?
The problem is that if I saw my red though, then maybe Baba does some like fucked up shit to me.
Okay, we're gonna clear that. We're gonna clear that. We're gonna clear that.
I don't wanna risk sharing them.
Tava is up to walk in, we gotta go.
Like I'm telling you, we actually got this shit easy as fuck.
It's gonna be the freest fucking generational run of our fucking lives right now.
Do you guys understand me when I tell you that?
On the fucking mastery right now.
Literally on the fucking mastery.
We just got to play for the Sioner phone character.
Nice, that's what we're looking for.
So it's just Sioner the boss atop of the afternoons where you shit in the fucking end of your
smile.
See how all we have to do right now?
As long as we shit in this fucker, it's not gonna be good.
Not bad.
So, our barn's already getting shit on. That's not good.
I'm gonna get him.
So now we're gonna just play on our ropters.
I mean, listen, as long as we just play for folk, I'm gonna be honest, I feel like we're actually getting a decent spot here.
Like, I'm not right at all about this game, this game is 3D.
We just seem to have been knocking in data by Europe right now, because if Europe invades us then this could be really fucked up.
What is bro wearing? A fucking piece of history dude.
This shirt is the don't kill my plumb stringer bro. It's been through some shit.
It's been through us on every fucking journey bro and it's seen us through.
It's like a torch!
So now what we have to do is we have to look on TopCrab. Why the fuck is my bot going mid?
Nice!
I'm gonna take those.
I'm gonna be honest bro, she never cleared her blue ever.
Is there any chance that a guy's helping here?
I
So any chance I guys help me here because I don't want to get this stolen, but if she comes in time what she could
Well if I get this boots game over by the way
Okay, that's nice that's what we need so recently
I'm gonna be honest no no I I shouldn't be risking this
I don't!
I'm a fucking retard.
Whyyyy?
I need a walk-in, I need a walk-in.
I need a walk-in.
WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I NEED A Walk-In, I NEED a Walk-In.
What the fuck was that?
You fucking stupid fucking bastard.
Holy shit, the fuck was that?
Fuckin...
I need to be fucking shot and killed though right now.
We have to lock the fucking out guys, let's go.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm just gonna play on the top and then after this we should be good.
So buddy.
I am skipping community service for this grind bro.
Do it bro.
Fuck your community.
What has your community ever done for you?
Think about it bro.
It's time for us to think about ourselves bro.
Yeah we got this shit.
Fuck.
Little bit of mob of the dead of hearts on our side now guys.
I can't fucking press.
This? No, it's a fucking stringer, bro. Read it.
Don't kill my punk.
promise that's two sizes too large though and it's been due to fucking ringer in
the washing machine as well
when you become a dragon it's coming
I
Sucked so good
Nice
Why would it be bad for your mental health bro? At least you know who your boyfriend is.
And at least you know they can treat her right.
It's fucking a sparring.
Here we go, cabin to the top of the hill.
Why is the enemy cocksucker velvet going without you by the way?
What am I seeing?
We're getting cut guys, we're getting cut but it's not done yet.
It's like all we need right now is to get put in our fucking fight, that's all we need right now.
50 go the way.
Let's get buddy.
The final day bro. There's a little bit of fucking Tata K outside.
And so she'll be on her period of triple.
We need to play every game like it's our last, guys.
guys instead of your racing on this time right now
yes
take away
Come on, let's go.
He should be fucking KongSucker!
Give me that kind of mo- Give me that kind of mo-key respect.
I'm gonna go fucking cannon, AND WE GOT THE KIND!
straight to the cop
come on
crabbots atop, crabbots atop, let's go
what?
how's it going today, Dante?
gotta be a lot better after we get some fucking wins in our system
guys listen, this song is fucking aura
Take the one true challenging.
Facts.
You do not have a cross-seller, please.
I'm living in your jungle, have you?
Let's go, Blanket. I know you lost my game, but you're better than this one. I know you've been here.
You've gathered from the world.
With these...
Free Dragon looks for us.
WOOOOO
Fuck your ground bugger.
I mean, I could have maybe tried running away, but I kinda want to run across the cloud, you know.
It's okay.
We got the second guy, doesn't matter.
All right, Glintons is secured, let's go.
The light begins while you dream A life never lives in peace
To stand upon the air
Loven by a single blade
It made me fall down upon you
But the devil is knocking right at your door
That shit is so good.
I guess we know who this is from
Oh, I don't know
Does anybody know what we are looking for?
Another hero
Another mind that's in front
Behind the curtain
Behind the clouds, his time has died
He's a traitor, he's a traitor, he's a traitor
I'm sorry
I'm the only one
Yes I am
I must give all of my life
I'm just a bit tired
How's the love you meant to hold?
Can't it tell us the truth?
You could keep your fears by self as fun souls
Are you afraid of not a boy along your own?
Are you afraid of how much we need fun souls?
And take him home?
Oh, it's my own.
I'm not gonna die.
Save me.
I'm not gonna die.
Nice!
I
Holy fuck dude. I had to unlock every fiber of my being for that one. I'm not gonna lie.
not gonna like that we have to unlock every five of our fucking things for that
one holy fucking shit and David need the other thing answer some spigileth
having a private to Campbell a glooker thing answer subs butter there in few
months on that all these songs are my powerful feelings playlist as yaks and
there's a once I'm like thank you nice to you though the good people just get it
No, it actually is. It actually is.
And, uh, I skewed the gift. Thank you, Thermalus of Azor.
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Dome?
Uh...
And he locked in like never before, and I'm telling you, we're actually locked in.
Like no other time.
And GrimG turned it to one suck Mac.
EmRacle turned it to one suck Mac.
Uh, Young and Reggie thanks for the subs.
Uh, OG, Moist, RDF thanks for the subs too.
Tiggs, Thermalus, RK, Bandit, Tida thanks for the subs too.
and that in fact nobody gave it thing as a sub-special nine more to go now we
actually got it now I'm trying as Josh you got it like I'm locked into a level
that we've never been locked into before oh it's a jinx who's this game off
streamer on the watch
Oh that was a rough one, I need Cogmo in B9.
He played two games today so far?
Wait did he play two?
I'm telling you bro, we're locked in like never before right now, literally like I'm
in time guys, we're locked in like literally never before right now.
Can you show your runes for you?
I got you a one-win champ select and uh jade out there with a five. I uh, y'all should get there with a five and so
I'll probably get a five on my and co-op in a five on them. Thank you
No, you're you're a hundred percent right that's why sometimes it's about us sitting there and just like I mean like holding back the urge to fucking dance
You know what I mean? Yeah, so this is the tax piggy
When the enemy team is tankier and this is like assassin
When you want to go crit
you got this no we actually do not thank you bro no we won't be on time yet
give me good like it's gonna be fucking good things on echo jungle right now I
think echo jungler is okay but from grease the bro I went a broader cover
Are your knuckles?
No bro, it's a fucking shirt!
IT'S NOT A BRUH!
IT'S A SH-
you
cause I'm not again, I'm too much to tell the truth
and I know that we know the real things
only the kids in this side
don't know that I'm more than a miscarver
but I
don't want to see you die
I don't want to do this anymore
I don't want to be the reason why
every time I walk I go door
I don't want to take away his love, I don't want to be, I don't want to be
I'm gonna die
You know what I mean?
I'm going on my way
And I'm gonna go like this
This is the magic
You're gonna love me
I'm gonna be your lady
I can't forget about you
And I'm gonna know
I can't forget about you
I'm gonna be your lady
you
You
I was fine, like a lie, we were feeling fine
Every song was a favorite one
We stayed out till the morning fell
If you remember, we still slept here
Like the ocean still right here
If I could go back in time
I'd be living on to that day
Come here, you little girl!
I've grown and I've always grown and
Every moment felt like a wind
We didn't care where the night went
We just lived it all again
Every man was still so clear
Like the ocean still right here
If I could go back in time
you
You
You are a seminar, I could watch you forever.
Actually, through love, I could watch you for a minute.
The
We got this
We can't kill an accent, it's right for me to just focus on what kind of health.
Now I need someone to breathe me back to life
Got a feeling that I'm going to be another death
But I know that I'll be king out of the life
But be kind to me one more time
I'm gonna beat you up once more
I'm gonna be the better boy in a nutshell
For the moment that I need you to know
I can't call it you my lover
You are
But you know I can't be the better man
You are the better man
You are the better, you are the better
You don't have to die for this!
Hi guys, it's PlaceBats. You guys think by the end of this game, our Vladimir is not going to be worth anything at all?
Or is he just going to get worthless scum at the entire game?
What do you guys think?
While the enemy midlaner is invading me from level 3 on my red buff, my barge is jerking off and then doing nothing.
But is he going to stay like this the whole game?
Yes or no?
now and now and now and never
maybe he proves us all wrong
I
Yeah, that's going to be a rough one first one.
When I get a move, sit on the wall
Do they sign on one shoulder? I don't think it's playable
Yes or no?
If Varus signs on either of them, then there's a chance that I could get there
Like the thing about this build is that this build you literally just need to like
Be in a fight for like 2 seconds and people start dying
We don't know how to love without a room
Like there's a chance.
Fucking discuss my games very much.
Why would the enemy team not just Baron when they're double our kills?
and I am already halfway out the door
and you're gonna kiss me, say you'll kiss you baby
I lose my cool
I'm gonna get a monster
I don't even know why I try
Oh my god
like is this even an unplayable matchup provider i need i need to i need to find out it's like
fucking serious
We're gonna have to give a soul here one of my sets ocean soul and I'm pretty crazy. So I'm just like go for one shots
I mean now my boss is pretty proud as fuck, look at my boss instantly ult's the one clear
I didn't realize that was how we're still done.
Okay, so we'll get this one afterwards.
I mean, we still got some...
We still got like a good chat down on bars, Loki.
Like, low key, low key we still got a good shutdown bar, so I could actually be okay.
He was just horrible.
This is the saddest thing ever.
I get invaded by the enemy midlaner all games of fun where the enemy jungler gets like a free ride and then now he's just throwing the thread and he's 4-line-1-shotting me.
Good news is that Ana's no flash.
I've already sold so I think I'll just run unless she gets seekers if she comes back
here and she has seekers for fuck.
Yo buddy can you just walk into the unmoorded bushes and fucking die for us since that's
all you're good for anyways.
Like he's either good for nothing else you know.
Alright bad news guys, she has the Seekers.
This game should be unmanable now.
Oh my god. Wow.
The enemy team is doing a really poor job of zoning us here.
Like, the enemy teams are just so horrendous.
But they just have the Mediapas on just so it doesn't matter.
if I could actually go into my fire
like if I could have smite someone in the band there
low-capable, I'm missing like 300 gold for my LDR so if I can just get this here
that might be a change in your sign
he's like what I would really just need is just LDR once I get LDR to do a lot of damage
I'm going to be very strong.
WAIT!
Hold on, give it a second, give it a second now.
Well, let's get another 1k, that's completely worth it.
I mean, dude, Vice is strong as fuck.
The problem is that we need a frontline perman, our only frontline is in all intents and disabled areas.
I'm just sweating off that skin.
Why are you rocking in 1v4? Are you fucking retarded?
This guy's actually retarded.
I'm not even hearing life.
This guy's playing from a Wi-Fi connection in the shortlist right now.
the actual
case or any way that we could ever plan the dragon
wait that's f**king huge for us, what?
Wait, that's actually insane for us.
Just go out there.
Back off, go out there.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
CAAAANNNNNN Puns.
GET OVER HERE WEEEEEEEEERRRR
Cameron.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
CAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
M'oh la doi'
if you fly just like an angel
this is the feeling
that is group you fucking moron piece of shit bastard scumbag you fucking worth this reject
group the only thing you're good for is dying for your team you fucking human shield
then someday you might fly
literally bros are walking human shield and that's all he is
teleport now
I can instantly clear these waves, but I just need to try to sit in my special house tonight.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
That's not gonna work.
Yo you guys know motherfuckers don't?
That's half of the world.
Yo you guys know motherfuckers don't?
It's the best half of the world.
Yo you guys know motherfuckers don't?
Oh my god, dude.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't mess with the world.
Oh my god, we won.
Oh
That's an omen that's an omen that's a fucking omen that's an omen that's an omen winning that game
That's an omen that is a fucking omen
Why forgot talking my bar fuck that pisses me off now, they play real well though
and the shadows go stranger Ray flux area one of these polar bear they back I am
not boss seven those subs baby immortal thing as a substance off TJ
Farrow shields and answers up to thank you I recommend Kenny no it's a it's a
the stringer. Let's get Eiffel. And then Eve tried them in the sub as well, 10 sub
time in the prime. Path, Jambush, Zilla, Soul Snatcher, they answer all the subs.
Thank you guys. And that was the 10 sub time as well. Thank you.
Holy fuck though, if we can win that game we can actually win anything.
Jinx season in game he's so addicted, bro what if I told you it's so bad that
that's his literal third game of the day off stream. Wait I'm not getting like that's
so addicted yes or no
it's like
it's actually his fourth
he's in his fourth game of stream
i love seeing that
i'm telling you bro it's a third enemy go crazy but to be fair to be fair that
wasn't me though
and turned me down this up
and i don't know what's going on too
the reason why that game went the way it did is because our son and our uh...
Mars just went fucking crazy. I did play it super well.
Yo, you guys know motherfucking goad?
That's heckled in the world.
Most average... you're a moron.
No, we are not average. My head is fucking goaded.
and it's out there if I'm welcome thank you
guys it might be another you game I might be another you game okay although
the heck is this calling to me as well to be honest
could use this game I'm gonna do crud you this game
credit you girls crazy let me go back in one sec
you got no motherfuckin donald best hacker in the world
They take me out to the old mountains, they say I'm caught up in a dream
My life will pass me by if I don't know that you're mine, so that's fine by me
So let me up and get sold, oh, oh, oh
Let me up and get sold, oh, oh, oh
All this time, oh, oh, oh, oh
So let me up and get sold, oh, oh, oh
So they get up and get it solved
When I'm by your name, I move there
All this time I was standing by step
Off the ground, in your rockers' arms
So they get up and get it solved
The guy singing is gonna do the same cringe bullshit you did last game dude fucking ingame yourselves
I'm probably going to get level 1 in a bit by rhythm, no?
No?
Have a nose
So it's gonna be clearing up for sure that's fine
I really just want to play on the rest of the outside here, so I just have to buy full
Okay, I'm lost, yep.
Ooh.
Though, if I get invaded again, I need to actually kill my Iceman so Skogsucker doesn't move.
Love.
Whaaat?
Wait, there's no way he's invading me on the red again.
No shot, right?
No shot, he's doing it again.
What?
I'm gonna put up my pants.
Yeah, yeah, of course, of course.
No, we're getting into a bunch of fun shit.
No, we're getting a bunch of fun, chat.
I'm gonna cut myself.
Oh wait, I should have fun.
Oh, what the fuck? Thank God.
What?
OH MY GOD!
We got this.
Give me the sunlight!
You fucking cocksucker, you two.
Fucking piece of shit.
I'm not gonna let you down, just let me go.
You must know that we're a little staining, while you were talking about our line.
Looking for you, you need more.
Nothing else, nothing else.
You never, ever let me go.
Oh my god, oh my god, OH MY GOD!
Let's go now!
Oh, I'm gonna break into the 700's of this way.
I
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Yo, you guys know motherfucking DOLL?
Best hacker in the world.
you
You
How pain enters the body, the brain controls pain.
We tested patients with children.
We created man so he doesn't feel pain, or love, or risk anything.
Fifty years from now, people will look back and say,
here, this place is where it all began.
We're giving dragon plank for topside.
I don't want to throw this gun in the air, we're only playing off of secure that downflip.
You should have saved me.
You should have saved all of my people.
holy f**king juts that mascot bruv
oh my god she looks so cute
I
Let's see the end of this body rock
Girl, I can see your body rock
Take your bow
You'll find out how to stick it now
We got a party like a spirit
It's love tonight
I wanna show you what the fun is
Everything's alive
It's like it's the day
About the world
We got a party like a spirit
I'm coming for ya
Cause I
I
I trusted that my recon would be able to actually get the fucking ult on the jinx, so let me
just end.
She's worth 1k, although if I can get that kill, it's fucking over.
There's a nice on the old coastline
Laughing out, we don't feel that fine
Every song has a favorite one
We stayed out till the morning sun
Every man was still so clear
Like the ocean still right here
If I could go back in time
I'd even hit on tonight
We're gonna kill you, we're gonna kill you
Kill me, kill me, kill me
One man, we've holding
Every moment felt like a moment
We didn't care where the night went
We just lived it all again
You're still so clear
Like the ocean, still right here
If I could go back in time, I could live it all tonight
We need to work for a way that we can, like,
like catch someone out in the jungle and just like encircle them.
I mean, honestly, huge shelf on the cover. I'll take it. I have all DR now, and I still carry. Let's get it done.
I
As I'm genuinely fucking huge right now. Yo, you guys know motherfucking Donald best heck room in the world
Thank you for watching!
you
I
Run this has fallen
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
I'm taking all parts of my body so make me fucking speak right now.
I'm kidding.
There's something I got in special needs, I'm not controlling.
I know I see
in my life now there's only love in the dark nothing i can say i'm totally clueless of the heart
guys type one if you're genuinely starting to fucking believe right now bro is anybody
starting to believe besides just fucking me am i the only one believing right now
7 wins away
Bro, holy shit
And uh...
Lumbra as you griff, Glocky thing as her subs
No, just I don't have to bang the outside build, like, that's honest, no
No
Like, the thing is I couldn't do one shot
He can't escape that, can't run
Analyzing infamous Breezy, Willywhack, Max, who gives us our subs, they could have been their own non-slug max.
They can't have 3-months as well.
Toyboy, Kujo, Destiel, Fenguas, all the subs.
And Nick, their media.
The thing with my job is just streaming and playing League of Legends thoughts.
Don't do it.
The thing about streaming is that your success of your stream is going to be dependent on your mood, right?
And if you're stressed because your stream isn't doing well, then it's gonna make your streams in turn become worse
Which gives you less of a chance to make it full-time. That's the reason why starting on power top is just way better
That's why it's still just like way better
The donor and the prime and Sandy Z man hypha there in the prime. Yo hypha you played ball, bro
You fucking bastard. You actually almost made us lose
You guys know motherfuckers, I won't.
And by VD's Hugh J, that's saying that's where they get, and Rogue, having fun.
How do I level up faster without using money?
If you really want to level fast, you can just spam, I think, intermediate bots.
Gives you a lot of XP.
Can't escape that, can't run!
all right guys well we are literally on the fucking tail on the nash tree today though
like the nash tree today is literally god mode we are not losing on the e bro like this
crit build especially like holy fuck holy shit but it doesn't mean i'm only gonna play
you like if we're sitting there and we like uh we gotta get off our team for
another thing that we'll see. Can you stand up and show us the rest of your mankini please?
Dude it is not a fucking mankini it is a STRINGER and I look cool today! I look really fucking cool.
Yo you guys know motherfucking don't? Best couple in the world.
And uh smurf up there and stuff, welcome. Thank you.
Yo, Teemo, trade me. They already welcome me, Shen.
Now, it could be Shen's support, but I'm not playing so...
TRADE, TRADE, TRADE, TRADE, TRADE, TRADE!
I don't know if they're speaking to me.
FUCK!
What's your name?
What?
You should wear a Speedo with your mankini.
Yeah, Loki, I should actually.
But it's just like, dude, I'm going to be honest, like, okay, I need to tell you guys a story about Speedos.
So at one point I go to Disney with Laura for our first Valentine's Day together.
And when we go there, I buy this, like, this, like, savings.
But the problem was is I didn't realize the bathing to the bathing suit was too small right I started playing a week ago
So like what ends up happening
I'm not even trolling is a one-point rat Disney and there's like a pool at our hotel
So I put the bathing suit on and guys I promise you I literally looked like a pedophile. It was crazy
It was like too tight and too small and then my belly was like hanging over the sides and shit
And it's like it was bad, bro
And like because it was so tight you could really see my print as well. It was very horrible like I literally felt
I literally felt like some kind of fucking like some weird creepy guy, you know, I mean Laura found it hilarious
But that dude that was fucked up
So you fucked up
And uh, so leaps down into the six on survive. Thank you
Can you make a rod tutorial on jungle?
I think we've got a lost one to do.
Yeah, it would actually be down 2 sometime soon.
I'd be 100% down 2.
What's your max bench?
I don't bench anymore.
I feel like benching does nothing for your actual physique.
The engine is like push-ups, it only gets you better at doing the exercise but doesn't actually help at all.
Yeah, it's good if you want to sit there and you want to...
Oh, I ban tracks wirelessly, but I'll tell you that.
But I'm also able to do those 2.25.
Okay, let's focus on...
Okay.
Thank you, man.
Alright, I'll see you guys.
W in a 3-camp here versus Shen like Volker and Kerbin fine but not like that
So now we just play on Red and Zekrugs
That was my team on really losing lane level 1.
Wonder what I'm getting.
I guess there's no bot gank up to here so I just have to find a reset here then.
Oh
So Shen is focusing towards bot. Wow, he's fucking late on the square. Unless his career really is just that bad
Are you start Raptors every single time I play had come nowadays, I always just in camp
It allows you to be activated on the map earlier and if they meet she's
I start here most of the time and see how it's going to be.
when you get challenger and thanks junkie foodie just think about how many
doing sessions you will be real rational please get all I need it I'm playing
when I start spanking spanking Jinxie guys I've mined raid that's good
hi boys hi boys listen what I'm about to say but don't be a shaman bro thank you
But yeah, when I start spanking Jinxie, I'm gonna slip my pinkie in his fucking asshole
And then I'm just gonna like to summit so far deep there that he starts nutting on my leg
And then I'm just never gonna wash my hands or my leg ever again
And it's not just complete through the game
Oh my god, I should just go again
I have mine what if I told you Jinx he said yesterday me hitting challenger would be impossible
and it's like this morning around the 3 game win streak and now we're only 7 wins away.
Alright I really want to look on the uh the clogs here, food player and clogs that should
be insane.
Adontis, isn't that sexual assault?
Not if Tinksy likes it?
No, I'm kidding.
Wow, that's crazy to say.
Alright, let's just slowly dance aboard cancellation now.
Alright, we're good now.
Alright, now we just gotta put on the game.
all right top spot folk here that we can make on the uh
from challenger
alright
so now what i want to do is i want to look on the uh... the crapture, cause i'm going to have a timer for it
shenna is going to attempt to gank mid, but the thing is he's going to be late no matter what he does here
his only play that i wouldn't be able to contest one would be sawing the dragon
but my ballon just works as anyone can be able to and it might even be like
okay there look as far as I can
I'm gonna wait a ton until my
your knee on special package is ready to be a weirdo
good enough
so what i really want to do here is i want to look on the raptors and after raptors to look on the crugs
actually no, shen is first to poke her, if shen is first to poke her then let's use that so i can try to make a drag
strike. So now if the town smarty invades the shun on this red end kills him. Nice, listen
to me. OHHHHH! And he sold it! Holy fuck I'm the greatest. I'm literally the greatest.
i was like the mastermind behind that play
i was here the mastermind behind that play
the reason why i want to go for his raptors here is because i want to sink my entire jungle together
I don't know if I can find him
Shots on the other guy
You know what? You can take the big one, I'll take all the small ones
I really really really want to become the top subodger.
I'm telling you guys, if we just play top subodger it's going to be the first play of our life.
guys remind me today we're going to be doing some uh... some book on gaming
but going for these grubs those off my book there's saying
i think it's worth it
by insecure every objective i think it's worth it
I'm actually in something we call it and then what I'll do is I'll go bot to top re-invade
the wrappers as soon as I get there.
No Wukong, no Wukong, 60B.
Wait, did you guys not watch my Wukong game yesterday?
You guys didn't watch my Wukong game yesterday, did you?
C4 persona at over 11 games, yes we dropped 14 kills, I'm crazy.
Ok so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the red 2 walls.
And after we can probably come to the drop too.
Oh my god. Okay, give me a sec.
I
Like let's go had to get the Amazon package look at now
The only shop on their entire team is Chanel's.
I feel like that's very low-intensity.
I don't know if they build around that.
Okay, so Ash has her one item to spike for this play now.
What happened with Steven?
Uh, one more thing, we just uh...
He's living in the South Island right now.
And I racked him for 48 months on my... Thank you.
Alright, so what we're going to do is we're going to look on the Krugs and after Krugs we're going to look on the Dragon.
So we'll look on the bot side and after the bot side, I'm probably just like coming dragon.
Guys, all this is gonna be up in 70.
I think we might have to wait for that ult though.
Yeah, if you go for a fight right now, it's probably game losing, honestly.
Wait, no, shut off the top, look at it.
I'm gonna be honest with you, my smite is upgraded to, like, I'm willing to fight no.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't always a little bit worried about the trend right now though.
we said on our popsline we should get
alright so we got our endless hunger now and then afterwards
I kinda want to just get my cleaver
endless cleaver now
although we do have a lot of damage but our damage is kinda like whatever
I
Think I'm best on right now is just giving this hell
Did this team always fucking count?
Maybe not, maybe it's the gold after another one.
Yeah, all we have to do now is just pound this health and then we're gonna be in a super
nice spot.
all we have to do now is just found this health and then we're going to be in a super nice spot
I'm going to send up and get an upgrade on the wrappers here
I think I'll just clear the rest of my bot lane and not first Ignite with my health.
all right let's find a reset here and then we'll come to the top, top crowd to the top
something we should be in a really nice spot
here we go nice
all right we need to look on the crab here
yo you guys know motherfucking donald's best heckle in the world now this is that
but even if I go top it's not going to do anything
now this on the other hand
one
no I'm going to be honest I just gave it everything I had left
like you guys gotta clutch it up
I don't know I'm going to be honest I'm just building into build dead real talk
this looks free nice okay very good very good very good very good very good very good
That Teemo should rush Rope and Char first, I think.
Sure, okay.
Yeah, second one, that's here.
I don't think the jet is going to solve this game.
I'm not even kidding when I say this, this hypo guy is actually Loki the Goat.
Every single time I've been like post a challenger, I swear I think I've always gotten him in
my games and he's always performed out of his mind.
Like I'm not even kidding, like it's been like a few times now.
fucking piece
I want to put out my Bulbasaur and after that we'll look at the blue kill
I'm in number 3 drag sound, that's the big money
Close.
Can you guys watch out because if Shenever gets the opportunity to like E flash onto the Ashe, then that's pretty bad.
I'm gonna focus upwards on the reset we're playing on this
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't, best hacker in the world!
Again, if it's nice and clean, you can just shut down all the systems, turn on all the lights,
just close your eyes until now.
There's nobody able to catch you.
It's safe.
What's going on?
Come on, come on, come on.
Who can come for us here? Nobody. You're off outside.
I can't beat them you.
Okay now we just gotta get this dragon another one.
Silence.
I can get these two again.
I'll pound this one.
Alright, team needs to shut up. We're gonna pound two lanes here.
I think it's something that just used to every flash.
so i'm gonna be honest i'm not even that worried about it
but i think i need to get run run so i like i generally need run run
why you try to type one of you guys think you deserve to be a juicer in your ears
yes or no who deserves to be a juicer
Oh, yeah.
YAY!
I know you're gonna take so long.
It's the kill of one more kill!
The last one to bow!
You never saw the bandit's dying!
I
I don't want to get too ahead of myself, but it's happening!
And may this video please react?
Not now bro, not now.
I'll react it tomorrow.
I can't react to anything right now because it's going to take me out of the mentality.
T-Bug, Nero, uh, Corti-Pies, Porta, Roxanne, and Psych, thing as for the subs, pre-show.
Ron, you were at 800 bitgears last time I was talking.
Hehehehe, thank you, Ron, and I will end our rec band for the 4 years live back. Thank you.
Shes, say pretty sound that's just the 5% of our mod, you'll fuck your mod show, bro.
I
What I forgot to report the river in from us game you know hi fuck don't I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna do it. Don't I'm gonna do it. I will do it. I will do it
And uh
Take him there in the prime and have you been for months on my thank you
I need a play-offs, I strange one play-offs, this one's called the Conqueror
Chad is it possible now? It fucking is
Okay, guys
I'm a bit of bad news
I'm 99% sure my top laner is fogged and the thing is that Trindymer got picked by the
enemy.
Now he does play Zahen but the thing is that the last time I played with him, I mean he
was first time in Chondal.
You know what?
i'll trust in him, he won 6-3 loss in this matchup, i'll trust in him
i think we're doing a dana game here
i'm gonna be honest with you guys, i think it's a dana game
and uh...
trying to get the sub, the cabbage, the prime, and royal for the 6-1 slumac, thank you
Okay, so they are on Ash, Nautilus, Shen, and Kali.
So, I don't really want to go Master Yi.
And if I go Hecarim, Artemis, Foy, D.
So, this is actually a dany game, believe it or not.
Believe it or not, this is actually a dany game.
We have to go dany here.
Yeah, that is very good listening.
Could you tell me the song you played in this clip, please?
Uh, Andy, ask me, ask me after, ask me after.
It's like right now I'm telling you guys, I can't do anything except just like queue up or piss.
Like, I cannot get my mind out of the game right now.
Okay, what the fuck is this?
So it's fogged for the win two against frog...
What the fuck is this?
What?
What is going on? What the fuck is going on? What is going on?
Who the fuck is this guy?
Who the fuck is this guy, dude?
Who's the real one?
Alright, let's go, guys.
Alright, I think I just stopped the Bot Folk, alright.
I
Cuz I'm always gonna have like promo product here, so it should be really good for us
Guys one number comes after 66
from the world
They just got play top to bottom and we're gonna be good
you
You
Cuz I would have actually a damage to kill fire into that
I will just play dragons, the good news is I bought someone else
Other good news is Gankplank has his shield now so he's very Thanos
I played well, good chip.
Tim is actually walking in there on the scene, you're walking pretty well.
How about chip walking down one more wave?
Yeah, one more wave then go.
Okay, that's just...
Well, that dragon, like, insta-walked up, what the fuck was that?
It was, like, a bug or something.
Because normally he, like, does, phew, I don't have for, like, two seconds to start walking, but they're just, like, insta-walked.
Oh no, it's happening, it's happening, I'm a fucking piece of shit.
No, I'm actually, I used my smite early because I thought I'd have time to get both charges
No, we actually have a lot of them. The music needs to be louder.
As long as the music is louder, we're going to be good. Let's go. Focus up, focus up.
We're going to be good.
thing is even if I were to gank top here, you know maybe it would be worth it
Wow. Okay, I mean that's not the worst, that's not the worst, that's not the worst, we'll take it. I get my dusk and dawn now. I should have put my gold for it. We're in a really nice one now.
It's not working out to do us to just bolt her up and then uh, I could maybe look on top
I'm getting really greedy this game so I gotta lock in on that.
Oh
Flash look on top
so he really had his ult up again are you fucking serious
I mean listen there is good news though the good news is shen's not gonna have his ult
now for the uh...
for the pharaon dragon
so we can just easy winner
is there anywhere that they agreed for the next wave of diving?
Alright, we're definitely gonna play on this, you know.
what is this guy talking about?
Beginners this is a song saying never gonna die
But he literally knows exactly how to play against his one trick so that he doesn't ever die
I
Try to eat try to find all the things inside my mind. We'll stay together
Try to push try to part try to break us from the start
Alright, good news is that this gank plan gets a double kill though, get a bow.
I believe in you.
Okay, so now I'm resetting down the bobcrab and I'm gonna be good.
I can already get my rocket belt dude, I'm actually getting very fucking fed now.
This is looking super fucking nice for us.
only as definitely as her next one.
Ooooooh good!
Shen is so top, I'm invading.
I
Saw you're done
What's that?
Yo, you guys don't know what the fuck you're doing?
How'd the jerk come off as hard as we could there?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You're trying to come back to the world again with nobody, nobody.
Nobody, nobody is desperate.
Somebody, nobody is desperate.
Nobody, nobody is waiting for you.
I
Right
and
that's a very honest idea juicer for you as for now
Not a hard sub at this point, dude.
We stay up till we see the sun, but I can never get enough of my visions coming.
I'm gonna be awesome if not for Shark, kill that there.
When the silence fits around, we're not gonna settle down.
I'm gonna do what you guys want, motherfucker, don't!
Cause I'm gonna have a mother dog.
Who is you?
It's not an iron that's held for a space.
I'm coming
Life likes me like to change
Recky family, I'm a good girl
Cute take me over
I'm coming
Without feeling comes God, her fever dreams
You put me to sleep
Cause I'm out of my mind
With you around
Seeking the sound
That you let me tell
That I'm crossing the road
But I need you now
So get high, I'm not so high Just to fall back down low
Your arms are on me I trust nobody
We're here to party But I should know better
Better if we won't ask anymore
Let's see what the heart can do
We're here but I should know better
Came range to Boston
There's no words she's lost in
Victim of crime from your eyes
He's staring at her empty arms
London eyes, glass skull
The mother of the school
With the little catacombs
A paradise
He's in love with the statue in the mother blood
He's here along with the girl that's time for God
How you feel?
Wasting moments
Full of potential elements
An angel in the sky
But you can see her empty heart Wondering how she's got a scabble
She's always seen a cataclysm, a peri-con, oh
He's in love with this extra-human body
He's in love with this girl that's time for God
I'm not the same
NICE!
EXTRA!
And you say
We didn't want to part it too early
Now it seems a world away
But I miss a day
Are we ever gonna feel the same?
Standing in the light
And it's all over
Out of my mind
Someone had to do a real line
We'll be coming back for you one day
I don't even care if I know you're out of my mind
I have to leave it all behind
We'll be coming back for you one day
I'm not smiling so much for that.
We didn't want to call it too early Now it seems you're wrong, go away
But I'm just a man, though we ever gonna feel the same
Landam and the last and so we both got a problem
Someone had to do it for the land Will we come in time for you one day?
Will we come in time for you one day?
I don't even care if I'm full, you're the bottom line
Time to eat and talk and run
We'll be coming back for you one day
Gonna rise, gonna fall, we're getting pulled apart
And we all do it all because it's all our hearts
Gonna laugh up the sky so ignore the sparks
And we all do it all because it's all our hearts
I'm not going to end the game, I'm going to kill myself.
No, I'm working.
What do we got now?
Oh, this one's...
To the right, the world is much smaller
There's room for all they can do with me
Feels like I'm calling my words into how I used to be
Oh my god.
Okay, I need to piss bad guys. I need to fucking piss bad again in a minute
Dantes, I need help. I am snapping with a girl but she seems desinterested but keeps on answering. What should I do?
Day, day, what you wanna say say? Tell it to me everyday, day, but if you don't show me,
Words, words, all they are is words words, do it on your train face face move,
Do it in your selfishly, now let's all eat one eye,
Drink it all with your lonely, dark lonely, eyes,
I'm gonna be with you, I'm gonna be with you
Before you go again, it'll be those two you owe
Now I can take it easy with you
You gotta show me, show me, show me, show me
You're a team if you know what I'm gonna do
You gotta show me, show me, show me, show me
Down to you
I
Know you guys will never fucking don't
In Dante's page we trust page in Dante's page we trust page in Dante's page
we trust krait and dancy's krait and we trust krait and dancy's krait and we trust krait
guys
there might actually be a fucking chance
There might actually be a fucking chance right now.
There might actually be a chance.
And uh, Team Alphanty wants one back.
Dragon center wants one as well.
I'm snapping with the gopher, she seems to be interested, but keeps on answering.
What do I do? Leave her alone.
She's only doing it to be nice, so just leave her alone.
And Canadian Sebas and Pat, Dengas, and Subbs, you're up there if you want, so come back.
Ghost, Parker, Gun Logic, Dengas, and all the Subbs.
Pog, Joe, Noah, Fish, Dengas, and Subbs as well.
Lunch, I'm done with the time. Thank you guys.
You need 9 wins, get cancer, no I don't.
We're literally like about to break into 900 LP if I'm not mistaken or problem
sound like Jinx is calling Jinx is calling on your phone like in a second
I guess my phone is charging
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' DOLL?
Best hack on the world
Dude why the FUCK do you guys
INSIST! I'M BORING!
ABOUT EVERYTHING!
HE'S NOT GOING!
the
jing see
what if i told you that i woke up this morning and i'm now in a five game win streak
but you know what i mean
Let's say
Let's make it eight hours, let's make it eight
Right now we're five away
If you don't get challenger today by hit night, you have to come to Florida and I'm gonna bend your money and spank you.
Do you understand?
And if I hit challenger, then I get to hit your G-Spot better than anyone else has ever had.
Wait, his phone died.
GENESY!
Wait!
Wait, Gensy, your phone died. What did you say?
I thought only girls had a G-Spot. Besides, when...
Listen bro, no one's ever hit my G spot buddy, but don't mess. If you could challenge her tonight, I might allow it.
I got you. It's like now we gotta lock in for that.
Bro, you're five wins away. Good luck. I'm just gonna let you lock in. I'm gonna keep periodically checking on you. You need to take over every game. Okay?
Okay, GenC, I'm about to lock in Master Yi into a comp that's normally good for Master Yi. Like, wish me luck though.
I
Yeah, no, what heck rooms even worse. I already locked in you
Yeah, our team is fully P. I already locked in you
All right, I'll see you. Thanks
All right
All right, let's go, let me get my phone charger here in a second
I've had it, death in me, like a king no more, like a king, king, king.
I
All right guys, let's go who's there for this one
I'm gonna be honest
I think I think it was actually decent pick this game like this game use an okay pick
I just can't do the crit build. I was the only shape thing
But we're still gonna get it done without this I'm not worried
We're five wins away guys we need to lock it the fucking now
We need to lock it the fucking up
And we need to get the fuck done now guys
It seemed to be a remake, nope.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, this game might be a bit hard for us, but I think we
I think I'm supposed to go Glutton and Scream some out of what?
I don't know, I'm never supposed to go like, StoCaps.
Even when I do the on-hit build.
Yeah, it's just like enemy comm is just so weird.
I would have loved to go down in this game, or maybe even like Wukong, but Wukong was
bound and down.
I felt someone cause of my poor AP
Just gotta walk it in and I'm gonna fucking do you right now
So I'll show you my farm.
I can't if I go for this.
Yes
Thanks for the crap, dumbass.
Bitch.
Alright, we're going to plant the rest of the clear, then afterwards we'll plant the
I'm trying to figure out what the hell to do.
I want to put out this dragon the second it spawns.
I mean we don't have the second, but like soon after.
So I'm going to set up here to this box slide.
What is this fucking gear down sweetheart doing bro?
Nice, invade, invade, invade brother.
I'm not sure if he's going to be able to kill me, but he's going to be able to kill me.
Those guys are going to be so mad.
If he was pissed, they give the crab, but without losing his romp, he's going to lose his shit.
Fuck.
I don't care, she's not going to meet me.
Alright, now Risa talked about poker.
Die please?
I don't know why I listen.
Why do I just listen?
Whatever it's hard to call.
Yeah, well I just fucked up a lot of the tumble that was actually building up.
Denied cannon, thanks for your fucking retard.
Like yeah, denied cannon, now the enemy Zed came just got an invade on my top side and
sold 200 volts for me.
Sure, it's broke, at least we denied cannon.
But it's my fault for some of this shit.
I've been fighting for my life
It's safe to say
I've only fought a year and not a month
Not this year, not this year
I've fought something that hasn't happened
Yeah, cool, bro
I wish we'd have a night camp in here
But I'm the fucking one who fucking listen
I've been fighting for my life
And when the morning comes, we let it all disappear
We surrender
It's all that we have for heaven
It's the ocean for real to be
No!
Are these people fucking brain dead?
So I would need to play for my fucking mid laner, but my mid laner is a filled barge
Holy shiver and for PCS game, that's for sure.
If shimmers fall bot in ads, I'd do that minimum ad setting.
Seriously, the minimum, so you guys don't have to get overloaded with that.
Alright guys, I'm going to have to 1v9 this one into a combat music, even that particularly
great one too.
If there's anyone I can do it, you're looking at it.
It's safe to say I see the end.
The time is now, never.
Oh, shit, I didn't get it.
Thank you, bro.
I'll try to give you a crazy one here.
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
I'm not sure.
Every heart is filled with light
But to find the light you must first venture through darkness
The darkness that is each of us I can tell this one is it sometimes you have to close
you
You
I'm not sure if I'm going to make it to the end of the game.
First in my forest
And you're pretty burnt
Sling off key in my corners
Cause it wasn't yours
Yeah
Wait a ways, go into it like me
I needed to lose you to find me
This need to escape, let me stop me
I needed to hate you to love me
We don't waste going through it bluntly
I'm needed to lose you to find me
This death who was killing me softly
I'm needed to hate you to love me
To love love, to love love, to love
I'm needed to lose you to love me
To love love, to love love, to love
I need to close you, girl, love me
Get away from me, do it by love
I need to close you, girl, love me
If I don't want to put the crash star, I would have died and given it a shot down last year, so I had to go right there.
I mean that's my bad. I'm gonna be honest I wasn't expecting him to actually pop so hard on me.
Fuck! It's okay. Team Kai is above. Forget.
Well played. Better go work this one.
I really wasn't planning to get like fuck on like that dude. I really wasn't.
alright
oh my god
are we actually four wins away now?
are we actually only four wins away now? 7.95?
is let's say 920.
5 minutes.
So we're not 4-1-0, we're not 4-1-0, we're gonna need 5.
fuck that sucks we still need five we still need five we're not up for yet
but if I get if I gets like 930 okay so let's say okay so 29 times 5 plus 798
943. I mean at 943 we won 100% guarantee challenger though. So if we win 5 straight we won 100%
guarantee no matter what. Yeah, 943 would be 100% guarantee no matter what.
Chainsaw that please, what, what the x-men are you trying to jinx here?
Not sure.
There you go.
And a zany rogue there in the time, welcome.
Thank you.
The young one today, dumb as the folk, yes we won.
And the sky came in the sun.
Castered, Sally, and the honorable thing is, we're at times, I'm Anthony, I've been here
Throbbing cock, damn it, the five months as well, bruh.
And uh, Childs and Ricky, thing, as well, so.
Uh, Carlos and Jack, thing, as well, Primes too.
Okay, guys.
And Jack, I think, so, so much.
Thank you.
Buggy, Munchie gives nothing for you.
We're on a six game right now.
I can't take that. Can't run.
No, it's gonna take a while to get it.
Thank you, Rob.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers don't?
Best half of the world.
I know I can't do soundbar more than that. Thank you.
Alright guys, we need one gunner now.
guys, what am i attentionist type in chat?
So we have Twitch, Nami, and me locked in Kai'Sa, I'm not training though.
So far we could lock in anything.
Blue Khan is banned now, so it's between hack and die in a year.
I'm going to last quick this game cause like right now it's either going to be Hecarim
or you. Depends on what the last two picks are.
That's nice, that's a bottle. Thank you
All right, all means that we go with Hecarim. Hecarim is good here too though.
I don't mind it guys, I don't mind it this game, I'm gonna be honest with you.
There goes the Yi. Yeah, I'm gonna be awesome. I'll mute this ADC hands again, this guy's
He's raping cats in the horizon
Wait, it's the Zed from last game that I shit on and now he's talking mastery because he thinks he's gonna show on me
Oh, I never mind
Never mind, he's actually just a E1 trick, cheers
I
Let's go
Bro that double exhaust water we fucking serious
Then we sign suffer my ear drums
All right, let's do this.
I'm just gonna be a really cringe game by the way, double exhaust.
Oh, again, so is the carrier.
Oh god you know I was just back for the top 2
It's one of my favorite songs.
Many beautiful guys, I actually have a good feeling about this game. Don't ask me why.
Don't ask me why, but I really have a good feeling about this one.
Your body is entirely a shoe brand
Your body is a shoe brand
Your body is entirely a shoe brand
Your body is a shoe brand
What?
Desire to die, but still too late
Your blood has to go in
Pizza and hunk of fat
Hasan meanwhile, I've been murdered
I'm not alone, even if the sun is not always there
I'm not alone, I'm not alone again
I'll take my hand and be with you
And I'll be with you, I'll breathe with you
I can't be with you anymore, I can't be with you
I'm not alone, I'm not alone
I
Know
Actually good actually good
just kill?
alright, we got this shit easy now
Oh my god.
Now tell me what's good about a hacker?
Not much, honestly.
Not anymore, unfortunately.
But he's like, he does an okay job out after being a bruiser and assassin.
And his ult makes him unsuppable, so it makes him have really good dive potential.
Not fucking bad!
We take those.
I really want to become the Stripe.
I don't know, Bob.
Now just we suffer peg-onc-some again.
I'm gonna get real, I'm gonna get real, baby
I'm doing my best to get a message
That's what it does for the world
another gamer i have a Vladimir that just got bought his fucking ass so they can't pay
Hey, you don't know that?
How ages this shit?
Oh my god
Get him and your motherfuckin' nose!
And now I get it really.
Why is every harem game always feel so hate?
Like every single time I look at the camera, this always feels so weird
The girl I'm talking about
She just sets her ears
She's got a good phone
I'm letting her take her tears
She's got a good phone
So you guys know about the fucking phone?
Can see
oh dude this so hard one
This is a really hard one.
It's a fucking disaster.
And just my soul, I'm losing ground, You take control, hear the news sound, where dreams can't speed, and demons don't, our hearts will bleed, and take none.
I can't make any face
oh fuck
Fuck.
Next stop on the next stop.
I mean, it's fine. We can sort it. We're good.
Okay, well I mean that's actually not the worst, come on to my story.
Come on, Twitch.
That goes.
Alright, let's see if we can look on the uh, the last uh, the uh, the piano.
so top seven after you've made look on the blue buff here
they have no zilean ult, the ash have no zilean ult, this could be good
Yeah, if I don't lead with Argon, I'm pretty sure that Twitch literally just like guys
auto-attacks it's like
I
May work which one be nice this time I'm gonna go
We dream. It's who we are. That instinct to seek beyond what we know.
Yo, you got no motherfuckin' dough!
That's how you ask him for an email, that's huge.
Now he just sees all the art.
Still, somewhere in the black sky recalls space.
That blue little dot will still be calling.
Hey look I'm back, I'm probably on Earth
This guy's straight.
Ah, I mean, I literally couldn't move because I was fucking grounded.
I literally couldn't move because I was grounded.
Yeah, I mean, I'd say it's just like, a game like this, you just can't win.
Because the enemy has the singe, which already makes the game a million times harder, right?
right? And then it's like you have a fucking mentsui and physically disabled blood that's
just like getting out of the park to the entire game.
Blood 1B9ing?
The only thing is 1B9ing is his father's urge to fucking kill himself, dude, after being the biggest reject ever.
Like, dude, I don't know, like, how is it-
Endgame, mother.
But like, how is it even possible that you can beat this shit?
And it's like, every blood that I played with today, I played with two.
They've all just been the most disgusting fucking retards ever.
Why is he in this game?
I mean I guess the song's fault is they're just like, not gapped.
Okay, we can win.
And uh, James, uh, Jeff, Nesp, uh, remixing us for all the subs, and two more things.
Yo, you guys know how to fucking download them?
Encourage them to sub us off.
Thanks for the middle one.
Okay guys.
Just so I can yee every game.
Well, I mean, the thing is that it's not the enemy yee that won't be dying, it's the fact
that it's like mid-laner was just like 30 times 1.
jinxy why
Fuck dude it now when he gives it does so fucking cancer
So about to six ones away now. God damn it
Thank you
Six ones
Do we have time for six ones?
Oh yeah, we have time.
We'll get on time.
I know I defected, I'm falling on some more.
Thank you.
Your combo isn't good, isn't he?
Yeah, but again, that's not the issue.
The issue is our Midlander has cancer.
I'm gonna assume that that you player isn't on the enemy team let's get him
Alright, let's get it on now.
Yeah, we already have one, six, and one cheek, what's another? Yeah, we got it, basically. I'm not worried.
But, uh, Gator, I think I'm the problem with him. Thank you.
I
Guys we need to get done now
It's like we low key needs to get it on now like on some real shit
Which I'm with them walking in this game, but you guys seem to go hard
Yee and Hecarim both look good.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, Yee and Hecarim both look good here.
It's in a fury jungle.
Yeah, I think this is a good game.
I think I'm running back on the fucking E.
Oh yeah, big time.
Well, Frias, you gave my worst in my life.
With the Bard a little less, so but so fun.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, now we're good, now we're good.
BUHD's Dante's my goat GL in Urgames Goat.
It was him one month so long. Thank you, Ro.
Give me a little bit of the baby.
I think we need we need a little bit of debate right now guys. I'm not gonna lie
All right
Hi, this is for your seagum ever
The problem with this song is that sometimes I feel like
You know when it's like you're getting into a song and then you want to sing all the lyrics?
But then the problem is that it's like it's a rap song so it's like you're white so you can't sing all the lyrics?
I guess I'm not meant to say right now
Alright, when you're done up
Oh, it's actually like a challenge for logging
All right, we need to get it done now
Runes? Yeah, we got the runes, we got the health blades
It's gonna get bangin' out
Theoretically, you could, yeah, we're not trying that
All right, let's get it done now, guys, let's go
Okay, so we're gonna do us here and play top to bottom. Okay, no, we're just gonna show number one. Let's see what guys
I know I should.
Now I'm dying too.
We're actually getting it done.
Like, this is gonna be the first one ever.
And then we're just gonna show everyone else.
It's gonna be a bang.
Like, this game is on the f**king crit, bro.
It's gonna be a juicer.
Literally just reshotting the entire enemy team
easily as f**k.
Yo, you guys know motherf**king DOLLS?
That's happened to me.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play on the grump all the way to
cause something stupid.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're just going to play on the boss and after it's
Let's work on the rest of the outside.
I'm tanking out ration at the same spot now.
What I really really really wanted to do is just finish her and then look how I'm crabbing.
I saw the word that it might not be enough, but I didn't be able to contest it.
Wait, what?
It was a fucking virus bro, god damn it.
I mean listen, as long as they still kill everyone and no one else dies super worth though.
I don't know, we just got the recurve and also Jon's long circle.
That was actually decent, wasn't it?
Did he use much better than Hecarim?
Well, it's just because he is way better right now in general than Hecarim is. Hecarim kinda sucks.
He's a bad guy.
Alright, so now we just found the top to bottom, and we should be good.
I'm tanking out, so as long as we can just get a standard nice sub-full clear here, it's gonna be insanely good for us.
Nice. Not bad. Okay, so now we just found the rest of Batzzan, and after that we're going to maybe look on Batzzu.
Wait, top-seeing and solo kill, that's huge.
Why is he on very top side?
What was he doing on the right side?
Cause it's always kind of braindead.
I'm not gon' give up!
I'm not gon' stop!
I'm gon' work for me!
What?!
If you don't remit them, my little brother will bear the consequences.
I'll take it one for one we take those I didn't think that's fine. I don't know
what just come out of that shit so then we can get a double-on so again I mean
guys listen pop to bot poke it and then we can play on the Jage and we're gonna be good.
I saw what we need to do right now.
right now.
Okay, so now what our best angle would be is we would just pat on the gromp and then
after grumpy just finished care look I'm trying
actually not bad at all
I think it's a good dragon, but I'm gonna be honest, you guys, I guess honestly I can scale it, okay?
It's like all I need is freedom, so I won't give up.
you
You
I want you, I'd love it if I'd touch him so I'd leave
I'm waiting, you're shining
I see you in my eyes
Now I can't breathe again
I call you a name
A friend
I want you to close
The fire that starts the night
To me, a friend
I'm in here, I want you
I know you're touching so landly
I'm waiting, you're shining
I feel you, I want you
I know you're touching so landly
I'm waiting, you're shining
You're chivin'
Chivin'
You're chivin'
Chivin'
I
From town to town, from London to Simon
I've been all around the globe, trying to take your soul
We are heroes tonight, we will fly above the sky
We are heroes tonight
No, fuck it one
WOOOOOOH NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
NO LAST RING TO ME, BABY
Oh wait i'm in the past house, wait a moment
Oh god
Okay, I'm good
Holy shit
Wait, why the fuck is ONE pixel online?
Why the fuck is ONE pixel online?
Oh my gosh!
Oh no man, we're all off. GG.
Alright, anyways.
And uh, Hacksaw, Lonely and uh, Tarry is saving guys for Prime's ultimate down to Prime.
Unit down to 30 months, so I can act.
Uh, J8 down to 29 months, so I can act.
And Monon to 717 months.
Uh, Portisimou up down to Prime, and Migo up down to months as well.
Thank you guys.
5-1's left.
Whaaaaat?
Hehehehe.
Okay, I know what he means though.
Alright, let's go.
Guys, we're only 5-1's off. We're only 5-1's off.
off I'm saying guys any time it's a good you game I'm they're just gonna walk in
the mud a lot like my years on ironically just so retarded like it it's
really so retarded like it does
like especially the games where I crit is good it's legit so insane
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' donald's best heck room in the world.
And uh, it's not there in three months I'm like, thank you, literally bro.
I've never played League of the Last Game in carry, yes.
You're almost higher than T1.
top luck
If we went on next team we actually are higher LP than him
No, we actually would be
All right, so let's see guys we need to get it done now
Okay, do I have time to piss I would say so one sec
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' DOLLS?
Best hack in the world.
Kim Brass on your recent suck this bro. Good luck on your crime.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Ohhhh
UUURRRRGHHHHH
Mastery looks good here
Top you wanna trade?
Low key?
Nah he looks so broken there
Alright let's go
I know we jammed here on the stom
That's a recent success, psych
like. Is the top game winch even possible for challengers? Wait it's actually a really
good knee game. I think we're going to get a lethal tempo though. It's going to be lethal
I'm going to go Blader and King Rush not Kraken
No, Arcade time is about to come. Thank you
AI says you need 8 to 12 games to catch out
Bro, Kiki, what the fuck are we saying AI bro?
We're 5 wins away and we're 7 and 1 on the day
We'll just win the next 5 in a row and then we only need 5
I forgot it. And I'll be getting it then when I find it. Thank you.
This guy is a crazy good nash on me, by the way.
All right
If you want to yee more he would be challenge already true. I mean my ears unironically just so insane right now
They almost 70% hit over like 35 games
All right, let's go
We're going to play top to boss shot, let's go.
Unless someone do like Kraken, then I do uh, Gwyn's Moose.
Or a Dying DuBorg.
No, I'll just DuBorg our Shazaka.
I'm sure I'm getting that shure.
Okay, we're gonna pump the folk here now and then we should be gonna
That's not just playing about something we should be doing.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Donald?
Best heckle in the world.
We're gonna put him in the spot crab, maybe we can even get double crab.
Oh, yes, she's coming towards bots
I'm gonna smite this
alright we have three lanes of pyro let's use it
double cop in the game is over
double cop in the game is over you fucking piece of shit
man man, what's I know
come on
I can use my arm, not cancer.
Why do we need to double crab?
is free. We don't even win. What are we pinging? Okay, are these people delusional? Wait, it's
an early game on Besta, Katerina, Dr. Mondo, we have Riven, Buxy, and you're saying we
lose
yeah no sure we're gonna lose if you're not dead but what?
Mike of course we're not gonna win a 3v3 if one of our fucking uh
I wonder if one of our players isn't even fighting in the fight. Yeah, of course, we're not gonna lose. We're not gonna win 3v3.
Alright, I'll take a kill, that's pretty, alright nice, now we just kill the rest of our bot
I'm sorry, I'm dead.
I
You guys got this?
One?
Yes?
I mean, Loki, that's my bad. If I would have smited the crab there, I didn't realize crab was that low and I had 1k smite.
If I would have smited crab there, I would have got some level 6 and then I could probably run them over.
Okay, so now we just play for the rest of our kill and then we can become the dragon.
It's okay. I'll be able to deal with him on the leasing.
I was going to go more to a mind-race my 34th fighting.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'll just go for it.
I'm not sure what to do with this one.
Okay, nice, I must have stopped playing for this song.
Guys can I explain to you why does my ribbon didn't go at night versus Amundo and then she
also for some reason isn't building executioners. So does she think that she's going to kill
I'm going to be honest on it like this one, especially when we have no vision on Katarina.
Okay, so now we just resend and after this we have our board, it's a huge spike.
Even as a doctor, Jayce is from last game.
Oh yeah, he's obviously not great.
I wonder if I would be able to go top and kill the Mando share.
You know what?
I'm willing to try it.
I'll go out of my way for like 20 seconds.
flash okay fuck it
I'm feeling fast
Not gonna lie
I'm really stupid
I'm burning up
I'm going down
I'm in a trap
I found myself in the middle
In the middle
Cause you love me more
Cause I'm in love
Overcomplicate
But I see more
When you love me more
Cause I'm in love
when every star falls on the sky and candle lights fall in the world breaks
hold me down
okay so you're gonna put on the crab and then after crab maybe i can ask you for
Cogs Invade here
but either be that or be a reset for my red
now i'm coming back and my books go too
I'm gonna be real like this isn't an unwell ever but I'm just like we saying I'm playing
for scale that's all we have to do right now.
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' DOLL?
And uh..
Backpack from the world!
Dove at the other time, welcome.
Thank you.
And uh..
Dog, Aizen, they asked your permission.
Backpack from the world!
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' DOLL?
Backpack from the world!
I'm gonna be real like this isn't an unwell ever.
I want to find a look on top right now I'm going to go for one play one time or one time
that we're going to try for it.
I'm going to score.
I mean, it's fine. I'm playing the scale. Why am I getting mugged?
What?
and
it really ends up at the home
yet not i need to tell i need to tell
I'm trying to wait too much. I'm trying to wait too much right now.
I'm trying to wait too much. I just seem like chill out and we'll play drags.
We're going to scan with soldiers so they don't even know we're using anything else right now.
We don't have to. We don't even have to.
I
Smite song for a little while
you know what even if I die listen it's fun like I did they shouldn't be able to
do this on ourselves they can't forget about her
oh oh my god we can run oh my god oh my god we can run oh my god
Oh
Okay, just gonna play bots the top look on the Herald
We got it you guys to just play up and we're going to get
I really want to look on the health here.
Thing is I really want to play to my team.
By team I don't want to play to my team.
one match at a time
alright give chat gvt my regards we're fired up now
i don't mind giving this hero to be honest
I bought them.
WHAAAAIT!
W Mankini buff. I'm ordering a Mankini for tomorrow for my ranked games. W Mankini buff.
I'm gonna be honest, like, I don't want to just play for carrots, like, I waste so much time.
I need to read someone I have enough for the second half.
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' gold?
kill a guy seer and you go then we're able to actually go fucking crazy by the way
I don't know, but it's here.
Whaaaaat?
I'm gonna turn on the mid-surf here.
I don't know why the guys are making a hard carry this game, but I mean it's my fault though,
it's because I played like a fucking disgusting rejected beat-up.
Yo you guys know motherfucking DOLM?
Best hacker in the world.
Keep going bro.
Yo you guys know motherfucking DOLM?
That's happened in the world!
G.L. on the grinds don't he?
He is the first champ I ever maimed.
Hudson to shreds for me, bro.
What?
Show them why you are the Mankini Majesty.
I'm going to resend and get our Grinch and then I'll stop holding.
Honestly, Hexblade is really really decent here.
But nah, you know what we're going to do.
Fuck Hexblade, I'm going to go Terminals.
We'll go Terminals and someone get Hexblade.
I need a armor gun
I think we have to give this dragon, but honestly it's fine, like, it's one dragon.
No worries. We're still gonna infinite the scale.
What the fuck is he building?
Wait, why is it- wait, what?
There's always going to serpents, we don't have any shit there.
What? Could that be Colossus?
Oh, signal an amuleture.
There's a very high likelihood that they could get it on the ground right now by the way.
Eh, not of all causes resetting.
Now it's like, low to medium likelihood.
There.
Whaaaaat?
What should I tell them when they get out of the ICU this November?
I cannot swear on all guys in the process.
If there would be a hundred dicks in their wounds, on how many would you choke?
I don't know, like me like half?
What do you want me to be honest about?
Oh.
None?
Why you not laughing?
I can get the castle, I need one
Oh there isn't?
they sure need 600 gold for item
Wow, I cannot kill that guy at all.
Almost seems about to end the go-down, and once I get a terminus I'm sure it'll be a
lot easier.
But why did he go serpent?
I don't get it.
oh my god wait oh my god wait yeah I don't know I don't know I don't know I
Okay, actually we're gonna both.
Okay, so now we got Termanus, and then we're gonna go, uh...
What needs to be buffed is supposed to be the hard counter Mundo, but does not damage.
Ah no, it's not that bad.
It's just the fact that he out heals it.
So what's that boat means to be buffed and more than one boat means to be buffed and lived?
Oh no.
I wasted my eye.
I try to finish this fast, try to finish this fast before they contest.
if I was in a room with 100 dick, it would be 100 of your top laners and I'd be in there
with a chainsaw.
In game.
Oh my god!
Do you guys see how I use my Q on the dragon by the way to avoid getting hit by the embass
salt to dodge rock
Can't escape that can't run
bro the enemy mato has fucking mortal reminder and serpents what the fuck
just going with the anti-yee bill
yo you guys know about the fucking total?
that's kind of the world
No, that was it. That was a crazy, that was a crazy snip on the couch there.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers don't?
That's heckin' in the world.
How do you feel about the new patch mode?
Come on. Fuck the patch modes.
I'm gonna play one more downer.
No, no, no. We can play front. We can play front.
No, it's not been like 3 seconds I've known it.
We're not done for this.
If I reach, I get my turn to ask, but I'm too chocked.
I'm like fucking Thanos.
So many times, you reached out to me, but I turned my back on the deer and think you have one in your play.
Now you're every second, you're everything to lose with, and I can't be your reflection, God, it's your representation.
I want to help you, God.
Oh my god, I was literally chasing seeds like fucking wide, are you kidding me?
They don't have waves till they can't turn, but they're probably gonna get that one.
That made just both of us there like chain fucking the cc
You will have to kill me, or you die.
Welcome to the Grandest Tournament Champion.
I can't f**k it out!
F**k you.
Come on.
three seven
what the fuck
the cannon now
In the grand tournament, you win or you die.
I
Holy fuck.
Four away bro.
Holy fuck.
What a fucking game dude.
Holy shit.
with him when I'm talking back, burdened and two gifted as well, uh, lived in Daren's sub
two and suicide blopped it when I gifted, and blackmailed the Daren performance as well.
Yes, first time ever made, I'm not sure you know.
Say running it up on it now.
And I accept in Daren's three months and Connor Daren is sub two.
you
Thank you, we got it, don't worry about it.
I don't think I'm something, I swear
I don't know that there's a reason
full power so nice
Now I am not ganking that bro.
I'm tearing my fucking ganks.
No shit, that's what I like to see.
It doesn't have a smile now.
I mean I think my new news is fun. We try. We get the kill though, so it's good. I'll take it.
I
Oh
come come come
alright guys, we need to get that done now
jaycee is coming? what do you mean he's coming?
Is he driving right now?
A-na-na-na she can dance on her own
Cut all this clothes on but she ain't goin' home
Night is so young, where the hell will she go?
I need to put on my jog suit
Nobody knows, nobody knows
Ain't the spread of cancer, the same who's falling
It's my lip to feel that she's gonna die
I wanna make my life a better place
I wanna make the best of you
I wanna make my life a better place
Cause she was there
On my life
Cause she was there
On my life
Cause I was there
On my life
Cause she was there
I'll never ever say you just love me
Because I'm not the one you call me
This is my life
You just love me
I'm gonna die
Fuck you son of a bitch
No, no, no, wait, wait, maybe one shot's in here.
This game's a 12-bush?
Nice, well played.
Jenny calling?
What is this guy listening to? What the fuck?
Bro, it's good music!
Yo, Dantes, four wins for Challenger. I'm here the whole way, bro. I got you.
you don't as if you need a tug in the bathroom I'm here if you need spiritual
advice I'm here bro I got your back no matter what I get one thing on my wife
wants to say so yeah
are you on just use my phone okay okay yeah okay your agency can you screen
share don't ask yes okay wait wait let me do it delay I need a delay right
30 seconds 30 seconds got it done. Okay, James. Whatever you do, whatever you do, do not look at the kill score right now
I won't
Read it fast
It doesn't matter because you're gonna take over the game, bro. It doesn't matter true
Janksy, what if I told you that yesterday told me?
Janksy what if I told you yesterday you said it was gonna be impossible and then today I'm seven wins up right now
Nice! Good shit!
No, no, it's so nice, bro. He stole my kills, so now I need to take his next wave, too.
Nice. Bro, you know, what I like about you is you practice what you preach, man.
You actually do this shit, bro.
Yep.
Dantez, you need to get challenger today. Today's the last day, bro. Do you understand?
I know. I know, bro. It's like, it all came down to this moment.
It's like the universe was telling us something.
Yeah bro, I don't know why, but bro, wait, what's your record? What's your record today?
8-1.
Holy shit! Wait, you're actually gonna get it. You're actually gonna get it, Don't test your-
I'm telling you, Jinxy, it might actually be fucking possible. Like, that versus-
So if you win this, you're three off! That act!
Yep, swear to God.
What?
Soon you do the most, like, demonic 1v9s I've ever done in our entire life right now.
Bro, my chat said you were 1v9ing earlier.
Bro every game has been fucking retarded
Dude, okay, bro. Don't test. I just want to say man, even if you don't get challenger tonight
I'm still proud of you regardless, bro. Really?
Yeah, bro. I'll always be proud of you man. Wait, bro. I hope I hope you get challenger
But does I mean that since you're proud of me you're gonna go easy on this banking?
No, but if Jack don't this has
Six hours to get challenger. If he does not get challenger in the next six hours
He loses the challenge, which means he flies to Florida and I spank him on his ass
I gave him 30 days to get challenger. Today's day 30, bro. And before you do it
I was gonna say and be yeah, I'm good. I'm good and before you spank me
I need to wear a diaper and fill it up like to the brim
okay wait oh god okay I've done okay now all right I'm good are you okay what
happened I don't know it's just like you know when you choke on nothing
yeah James if you're in a room with a hundred decks how many would you choke
gone I don't even know what I can watch this play nice nice flash nice you're
so good bro three off child after this come on don't that I know I'm not
GenC GenC, what can we do, what can we do now?
MY FUCKING WAVE, KID!
Bro, Q-ing is OP because the turret gets distracted.
Oh, shit.
Uh...
I can re-win this.
Oh, no...
W.
You're so good, Dante, you're so good!
Oh my god!
Challenger is yours!
CHALLENGER IS YEEERRRR!
WE'RE GETTING IT DONE, GEEE!
Oh my god.
All we have to do now is that they're just like topped about Folklare and they can get
it done.
No chat, I don't mean I would choke on no dicks because I'm a pro, I just mean I wouldn't
suck anybody.
What do you mean?
Bro, three wins contest after this game.
This is going to be a win, I can feel it.
I'm telling you, I genuinely from the bottom of my heart think that there's literally
no way we're losing this game.
Well bro, you're fed with Yi, you're basically unkillable.
Yeah, it's like, wait dude, tell your chat how many games you played off stream this morning, tell them.
How do you know about that? How do you know I played this morning?
Because you're on my friend's list, so I see when you queue up.
Chat, I played four games of League this morning and I think I lost three.
Yeah, but!
But what matters is the fact that dude, look how fucking dedicated you are.
you are you literally spend like two hours curing off-stream like how fucking insane is that
bro I don't dedicated to the word I think I'm just addicted it's bad right I've never been addicted to a game like League beside siege
Jensie remember what I'm about to tell you the only difference between dedication and addiction is how people perceive the action that you're doing
remember that
What does that mean?
It means if you spend 10 hours a day studying people call you dedicated, but if you spend 10 hours a day jerking off they call you addicted
I see that actually makes perfect sense, bro. Wait, hold on hold on
Okay, are you watching check this out
Nice dodge nice dodge
Yep, that's your Scott. That's your fucking Scott don't ask and it's my fucking dragon too
So Jinxie I auto the dragon then I cue it so that when it like knocks people back
It doesn't knock me back cuz I'm an alpha
Okay, Jinxie watch this you watching
I'm like I'm in my little ditty bush
so now watch this okay what's your plan what's your plan look
you're actually best ever and now look now look I fucking zone off her own lane
She can't walk up or she dies fucking bitch
Bro you're six and two oh my god
Last day of the fucking bet that is fucking aura bro didn't you need to go 12 wins positive today?
Is that true? Yes, I woke up this morning. I needed 12 wins and I said, you know what 12 wins is nothing
Oh that's absolutely insane, literally insane.
Hold on, hold on.
Oh my god, kill him.
That's all you, that's all you.
Nice!
Oh my god!
Right, right.
So now we just wait for, uh, no, no, we can't chase, we can't chase.
Because we saw Talon on our minimap walking over here.
So if I chase her, then I die.
Sensei, remember discipline, sensei, discipline.
Yep.
i must also ask him to stop being a discipline
yes
already one of the nine you already carrying the game now you sit on your
knees
and you find it easy place
find the easy
he's not a moderate
uh...
that should be a double kill
Okay, that's that's good or bad. Don't that's be honest. That's good or bad. That's okay. That's okay because they overcommitted bot side
So it's like they're fucking fans
Don't that's no, what do you mean? No, Jinxie. It's fine. It's fine
Jinxie say it's fine right now
Everything's fine. Yep. We're good. Okay, so now look
No, no because that Jinxie listen
I said jungler need to be willing to lose the game for the red buff, bro
Because if you're willing to sit there and you're willing to fucking like let your red get taken
What else are you willing to get taken from your life? You know what I mean?
Maybe you're ass too. Exactly. Exactly. It's like maybe you're gonna sit there in prison
You're gonna drop this open. Maybe you'll like it when they stick it inside. That's what's like giving your red buff, bro
Okay, bro, you're actually so wise dude, bro. I think you're gonna hit challenger today. Don't that's I have a strong feeling
Not me too. It's like it's in the air wins after this yo don't that's make sure
You like, wait to queue and stuff, bro, because people are gonna be weird and try to snipe people.
Yeah, but even if they snipe me, it's so fine because like, I can play like a bunch of champs.
And if any of them ints me, then I'm telling you right now I'm like zero tolerance.
2-11 is instantly getting messaged if anyone ints me today.
Bro, yes, I can message 2-11, yes.
2-11's gonna fucking slash their throats open with a rusty knife.
Hey! Okay, he's not gonna do that.
2-11's a good man.
Yeah, that's why he's gonna do it.
You're not even gonna need your level, you're just gonna win win win win.
Bro, if you get Challenger today, a white tier will come down my line.
If we watch that live, that'll be peak, bro!
Bro, imagine I get Challenger today and then you get fucking silver.
How fucking insane would that be?
Uh, Miho, I already told, uh, my chat, I gotta get silver before the Minecraft marathon.
I have tonight and tomorrow.
But I'm not doing shit until you're Challenger!
Okay.
So you're Challenger, man.
Alright, check this out, James, are you watching?
Oh, this is one free kill.
Nice.
Fuck, I don't get the kind of- Bro, take your lead, you're good, take your lead, you're doing good.
Something's what I'm gonna do for you, I can't coach you with any of the mechanical skills I'm gonna make.
But what I can do, I need to keep your penis soft, because as soon as you get your penis hard, you might overextend.
Okay, so how are you gonna do that? You're a mechanical god, but your thing is, sometimes you overextend.
True.
You overheat.
Actually true.
It's not gonna keep you calm, bro. It's gonna keep you very calm.
Wait, you're looking good here. This looks like they're kind of fucked.
Maybe not, maybe not, maybe not.
Maybe just clear it, yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
On my turn? Oh yeah, oh yeah!
Oh yeah! Another one! Wait, why did he want to, how did he want to...
No, because the cocksucker Cintra fucking did the most bullshit thing ever.
But the thing is, it's fine because like we're so in a fight.
Hold on, wait, our top laner is sleeping?
I'm gonna be honest, dude, I think I might have to get Death's Dance instead of Hexplate. Yeah, fuck at this.
Why Death's Dance? Can you explain?
Yeah, because the problem is that right now, the Talon is the one one-shotting me, and the enemy team has, like, triple AD that are all, like, pretty bursty, right?
So if I just dodge the Centra's abilities with my Q, then I only need to worry about their physical damage.
And since Death's Dance gives me armor, it helps me a fuck ton.
Bro, I didn't know that much went into the game, man.
I didn't know that much when it's a game yeah, it's because like it's a sliding scale, right?
It's like when you're lower you know you don't really have to think so much about this but then when you're higher you know
It's like it's really gonna make like a world of difference, you know
Talon's whole thing is one shotting. Oh got it. Good comms, ABC
Chat what champion do y'all play in league type it type it type it
Anybody that says Talon ban them it's fucking broken and retarded
I feel like you say every champ is broken.
True, except the ones that I play.
Got it.
That is not another league rule.
Yep.
Every champ is broken except the ones that you lock in.
Okay, wait.
Okay, okay.
Wait, this is free.
This is free.
Nice!
I'm going to let you lock in, I'm going to let you lock in, I'm not going to talk for
the rest of the game.
Okay Jensy, can you hear from my screen yes or no?
Like let's say I've already played this, can you hear it?
Can you hear that?
Yes. I can hear it, but you know what?
Dantez, I want you to listen to whatever you want to listen to to get locked in.
So you listen, I don't care.
You listen to whatever you want to listen to, OK?
OK, are you ready?
Yes.
Let's find something fucking crazy.
OK, you guys play a bunch of different stuff.
Tali, I've never even heard of Tali.
I've never even heard of that.
Tali.
Yeah, what? Oh, never mind. Do your thing, bro. Okay, let's go
Count on your fears we're getting it
I have to get banned now, if I don't get banned I'm the same.
You're gonna be good. Keep doing the thing! Do your thing! Bro, this is your day, Goddamnit!
Jynxie, we need to fucking get this shit done. No ifs, ands, or buts.
There's no, no, I don't hear any excuses. You need to do this!
the only promise of the league like always like to be like you remember
yesterday that game you played versus the twitch yeah you can never get so
well yeah exactly that's not this game is right now it's just really fucking
days
that's it you got this you are my sensei for a reason bro then we got a lock
in bro we're gonna lock the fucking right now
Thank you.
you
Yeah, I will lost again. I'm lucky. I'm lucky!
well there you go I'm fucking lucky I mean wait give her a second hold on give
They might be able to hold us.
Not over. Not over. Not over.
You've got two turns to be more.
There's only three of them.
No, it's over.
Dude.
Is everything okay?
I lost.
Jynx, you know what it's like?
Yeah, yeah.
It's like imagine you're sitting there, right?
Imagine you're sitting there.
And as you're sitting there, right, you're in a hospital.
And someone tells you that your like, great grandmother only needs four more good treatments
of chemo in order to like, get saved and not die of cancer, right?
And then it's like you're sitting there.
one day the doctor comes out and he's like yo we just had a bad run of chemo
we made the cancer even worse do you know what I mean yes but the good news is
I generally think we can sew in easily
Well, how many wins do you need now? Just five? Bro, look, hey, don't say it
I'm here all night if you need me here all night, bro. I got you, bro
I'll be your cheerleader until you get challenged. Okay, so you know what I want you to do?
Yes, Ken
What I'm gonna want to do is I'm gonna want you to ask me questions while I play
Oh, like why are you doing this? Why'd you do that? Exactly? Yes
Okay, yeah, I can do that
Right in front of me, for sure do that
Oh, wait, for sure
You inside need to do something with my life, hold on
Cause I need to order something for her
Body rush
Trying to get food, yeah, just five wins, that's nothing
Just five
That's nothing, bro
I don't know, maybe, maybe.
Chat, I need to get food.
What food should I get, guys?
Bro, maybe I should get Chipotle, chat.
That's not a bad idea.
Maybe I should get Chipotle.
guys don't that's got this right who
believes you check if you think don't
get a challenge of tonight
run a pool yes or no
bro I'm gonna get dude I'm gonna get
three tacos from Chipotle
I'm gonna get three tacos. Oh and I'm gonna get the Chipotle honey chicken. Yeah
yeah. White rice? Yeah, white rice or brown rice? Brown rice low key. Low key
each other it's better all right guys I got tacos so I got chicken tacos
you're locked in your body right guys that's gonna get this truck bro look I'll
sit here all night with him if I need to bro he's gonna get challenge check you
You know the amount of time Dota has been there for me, bro?
When I was in the streets of iron, fucking, three,
playing against fucking literal NPCs, fucks.
Wait.
Double-lift is in this game?
Wait, guys.
Double-lift is in this game?
Is that actually the game?
Wait, is that actually double-lift?
Wait, Jin, double-lift.
Wait, is that double-lift?
no fucking way
is that actually
double lift is in your game, double lift is in your game
bro yes yes
oh my god he is
but he is
second it's okay
we got a free win here
are you ready for it?
okay jincey
bro isn't double lift really fucking good?
uh...
Yeah, no he's solid. Cause he used to be like a pro player.
Bro, are you fucking excited?
I'm not really, no.
Why not?
Cause I mean, like the thing is that there are people that I've just played with like for a while,
and it's like I've always like played with them, you know what I mean?
So it's like, it doesn't really like matter.
Like for me it's just like another day in the fucking, another day in the park, you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
so you're just like another walk in the park all right bro only five wins
three win here
now so now we're gonna do this we're gonna play for the top to bottom folk
here the reason why I didn't go for like a three-cam clear this game is because
I didn't think there's gonna be much action early so that's why we're just
gonna do like standard top to bottom we should go to win
I'm just gonna like drone over mid a little bit too.
So our bot is getting push, which means that when we fight on botcrab that should be fair.
Dude I got tacos from Chipotle so I can block you.
But what kind of tacos?
Chicken.
How come you didn't go for the beef ones?
Um, I don't know, I don't know. Sometimes I get beef tacos, sometimes I get chicken.
Bro, can I say something fucked up?
Yes, go ahead.
It doesn't matter if it's taco or beef, or chicken or beef, it still tastes the same.
No!
Bro, ground beef tastes way different than the chicken.
No, it's the same shit because everything that you eat just assumes the flavor of the sauce.
So it always tastes like the sauce.
I disagree, bro.
Only twerks get tacos from S'Polay.
Flair, shut the fuck up, kid.
Dude, you know what you need to do?
Challenge Bliv right now to a 1v1.
He's only allowed using his fists and you're allowed using a pistol.
That's not... that's not valid.
So?
Don't test. Lock me in, buddy. Okay?
I don't want to distract you, man. You gotta think about it.
So I'm going to play on the bar cub here.
Your clear timing is still going down.
So I'm just going to smite that in case she comes in and then I'll see if I can look on the double cub.
So as I walk through I'm just queuing the minions so I can keep my Q sox.
Then we're going to use our E to run over here faster.
Nice
Are you fucking kidding me?
Dude what the fuck was that?
Okay, Jinxie I have bad news
Yeah
If I told you there's an issue and for some reason I can't get any fucking McDonald's right now
Well, it's fine. You shouldn't need to do a challenger anyway.
Yeah, but dude, I need the McDonald's, bro.
What does Doublelift say? Wow, you sold over the game?
I sang to the support because I guess the support might grief there or something.
I think it's that the support by Pride won for like a bad fight for no reason, I don't
know if it's because of that it's just like I'm a bad.
Okay, I'm going to remember to ask you questions, so what's your next plan?
So the next plan is we're going to look on the Volvos and we're going to play on the
Doctors.
Okay, and like how do you feel about their team comp versus Heckelon?
I promise that they have a couple of broken infinite scalers, but the thing about Ambesa
is that she's not a jungler that's that strong like super early, so if I can just get one
good fight then I'll be able to just complete some of this entire game.
So if you just get ahead early, you think it'll be fine?
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
So that's alright, but what we're going to do here is we're just going to play on the
wrappers.
I don't have the wrappers, we're going to look on the Kroggs and then we'll see if we
So I'm not going to do my Krugs here because the thing is I'll look at all the other push-ups.
But no, the enemy bot backs off so now we can commit frag.
So that's why I like-
So if you push up like that, it's good to leave your Krugs behind.
Yeah, like if they would have liked her though, because it would have just been a free kill, right?
Yeah.
That makes sense, man.
So, a lot of what you do is reacting on the fly.
Yes, that's how you become a good jungler, it's just about being able to instantly react to the shit that goes on in your game.
I'm probably even dead in the Vlad now.
He's probably going to flash for me. No, he's not going to flash for me.
That's the only issue, so there's only for me to get out of the second and commit double sums.
double sums but there is good news okay so good news here is that the enemy
ambush is gonna be recalling we know she's gonna go for the top crab so if I
just run straight there I'm gonna have a smite up I can out smite her on the
crab and then maybe win
that's smart you're gonna speeder to the smite yep so now what we do is we're
there just like running care right and then afterwards we're gonna like out
smite her on this now since my blue is up I know that her red is probably up
right so means that she's gonna be refolk her tops about so I could have even
maybe look for like a topside and beta on her right here
hey Jinxie I need to tell you something fucked up yeah but what's up man
bro I'm not king when I say I'm very multitasking ordering the McDonald's order
as we clear me how you need to be focused in the game yeah but Jinxie I'm just
just trust me, just trust me on this
what's your next plan?
so now the next plan is we're just going to play for the top to bot folklare here
right?
uh... and then after we finish the top to bot folklare we're going to look on the
uh... on the fucking uh...
the dragon
so now what we do is we play for gromp into wolves and after gromp wolves we're going to look on the
on the rest of it too.
Okay?
So how do we just play for this shit?
What?
Sometimes kills will look easy, but then we'll just have so many different ways to knock
you back and stun you and get away.
Yeah.
That's why it's like-
Does this actually help each other a lot?
Like high-ranked?
Yeah.
But the thing is like they help each other, it's because like most of the time people
are gonna like make a play depending on like what their team will be able to do, right?
So it's like, you have to know what's going on with your team in order for you to be able to actually do stuff.
Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
So that's why it's not even just about... oh, that's fun.
Nice.
I just instantly ulted it because if I don't instantly ult there I die.
So now I'm gonna have to concede the dragon here because there's someone that can fight it.
But I can trade the dragon for the grub so I'm just gonna recall and run there instantly.
Where you actually have so much aura from getting out of that. Oh my god.
Yeah, we're probably gonna be chilling now.
Bro, they just like, three minutes. How did you get out of that? What?
Because Hygrimself makes them unstoppable, so it means that even if they sit there,
and even if they're like, all ending us,
it doesn't matter because we're still able to just like auto win.
Okay, so now we do this, we just found this, and let me show you again.
I said they were gonna go the dragon and then like they didn't go for the dragon
yeah yeah so that's just like the unfortunate thing it's like that if they would have like
actually went for the dragon could have got some trade to fuck jing see
Jin see yeah, I need to sit here and I need to finish the fucking McDonald's order bro
Jin see
Okay, what are you gonna get for McDonald's?
I make double with fries. Okay, look watch this
So now if we run behind her and then we E her towards our team so she can't run away.
Woah that was smart!
And now we look on the crowd.
Bro that was smart!
That's how you have to play Hecarim because you need to use your ES and knock back right?
So you knock them back into your teammates.
So now I have my team here so I actually want to look for this.
How did you do that though?
Wait, can I say?
Oh.
FUUUUCK! It's fine.
That still wasn't that bad though. That was not that bad!
No, it's actually decent.
That was not that bad! No, no, no.
Because like now what we can do is we can literally just play for the uh, for the pickaxe.
And then now on my respawn I can just go top to bot folk here.
And then by the time we get balling there might be a chance we could actually look for the dragon too.
Okay, Jinxie, I have good news, are you ready to share it?
What's up?
Wait?
Wait for it?
Hold on.
Did you order?
Yep, I think it's about to be done.
Please go on.
How do you order and play?
Nice!
Okay, we're good.
Uh, because the thing is I'm good at multitasking, because when I was younger I used to jerk
off while I'd play League.
As a result, I got really really good at being able to do two things at once.
How do you jerk off and play me when you recall and die?
No, because the thing is that I would just clear my jungle with one hand.
So I got really really good at clearing jungle camps with only one hand.
That's actually smart as fuck.
So now look, the enemy ambassador backs off.
So I'm gonna have to ping my team because there's a good chance she goes bot in here.
So we're gonna walk towards the ball and in case she walks in, cause we know, but my team doesn't listen.
Damn.
So that's the problem with like three is that sometimes you're gonna sit there and do pings, but like when you do the pings, nobody listens to the pings.
You know what I mean? So then it's like the play that, yeah like the play that you know is gonna happen.
You think he muted your pings?
No, I think he's just retarded.
Unfortunately.
I feel like this dragon's been here for 20 minutes.
Yeah, but the problem is that like, nobody, like neither team can really look for the
dragon because if you do then it's just gonna get a collapse on.
Like here for example if you go for this we can try it, but the only reason why we can
try it here is because the enemy mid laner is low and my bot's coming out a bit.
I'm serious
Okay, so now we're just in our team to go on on this nice
I don't know we come back. Oh good. Yep. No. Yeah, she's my thought there
So now we can just get the the dragon and then afterwards will back up. We'll get the
Nice double left, but that looks to be the plan one lot thousand
My jinx is a walla or is it ball off?
Well, I'm Lutas that is bot lane, he's crying.
He's bot lane, everyone's saying.
Bro, it is some of the fucking bot lane.
Bro, nothing is so clutched!
I'm gonna check on my Togos right there.
Alright, get your Togos, bro.
I'm just gonna check out of them, let it go here again.
Okay.
I remember a challenger is yours tonight!
Bro, we're actually getting the fuck done.
Okay, so now what's gonna happen is we're gonna look on the Talks About Folk there
and I'll see if we can maybe look on the crab as well.
I could actually get a reset soon for my endless hunger.
Because I have enough gold for it, but we're gonna have to see.
Jinx, do you have good news? Do you want to hear it?
Yeah, what's up, bro?
We got the first dragon, so it means that no matter what, we sell the game by 5 minutes.
Because most of the time, teams never end until they get like dragon sold.
So if you get dragon, it's like you get 5 minutes of extra scaling.
That's good.
This Ambeasa needs to fucking put a bullet in his brain while his brains watch.
Endgame.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the red buff and then after
red we're going to see if we can look on the Krugs here.
Bro, you're scary when you play.
Why?
Can you even hear yourself or do you not even know that?
Where would I say?
You're cute.
Wait, did I say something bad?
I just said I'm going to full clear the most cards, no?
Yes, you're pretty good.
So, why'd you say that's scary? Like, is full clearing scary?
No, nothing, sir.
Alright, so now we're going to do this, we're going to get our endless under, and then we're going to start building towards our next side, let me see.
So you see how that held this far in 15 seconds? That's going to be our next play.
So I'm going to try to do yours, I'm going to try to ping my support to roam.
yeah so what's your plan here you're gonna get your help
yep so we're just gonna ping on top of them remember your team are your slaves
but you give them orders in order for them to function it's like Sims
okay write that down Jinx write it down
I guess like now we see that I'm best as far right so we do is wait I got my no
bad one sec I'm getting in here
I'm not going anywhere to your childhood you have my word okay
I will not go anywhere to your challenge but let's try not to be here all fucking night
bro let's fucking get this shit done okay so nobody's coming here so we have to back
off and now that vibe back soft we're gonna walk back in okay are you kidding so this
This is so retarded.
So doggie, you don't know, it's nice.
Like that, dude.
So wait, Dante, why is the Ambesa cringe?
Well, the Ambesa cringe was you permanent invading me, and the Vlad is cringe because
he's permanent roaming.
It's like, okay, think of it this way, think of it this way.
As I can imagine, you're doing an arm wrestling competition, but the guy that you're arm
wrestling against is getting his dick sucked by his best friend.
So that is best fun, I can like give him more testosterone so he beats you
Let's see what it's like with the two of these people
Like they're just sitting there and sucking each other's dick for like test boost
I was like dude, like I don't wanna
I don't wanna have to fucking like play against the shit, you know what I mean?
Wait, getting your leaner stuff hires your testa-
Oh, you, you, you, yes!
Oh, of course he has a fucking W
Okay, so I just like off
Uh, yeah, it does, it does
So that's how a lot of professional bodybuilders do
is they actually get their wieners sucked while they work out
so they can have to slosh and boost in the gym
and then they get like PR world records
I never even knew that
That's why most of the shit talking to you
Yeah, but that's the reason why
so Jinx, a lot of the time what you're gonna see is professional deadlifters
when they set world records
they're actually on top of a stage that has a hole in the middle
that way the person sucking their dick can do it
while they're going like down and up, does that make sense?
It's like Houdini
Okay, I
Feel like this game was looking bad, but I think it's looking better now. I agree
Okay, so now look
Now we're gonna look on this so I'm gonna try to like bait out their abilities
They don't use any
And then I would just get herald head so now instead of going for the turret
We're gonna just found the dragon. We don't want to plan turret here
got it nice bro what you got to watch out though the coming I think you're coming
Um, how do you talk those down?
After you get chatted, I think you should take a little, like, one or two day break.
Wait, why?
Okay, Dantez, I want you to be directly honest with me.
Yes.
Did you start stroking your wiener after that?
I didn't have to.
It was already hard?
No.
Because what I do drinks is why I play league.
So do you shave your legs?
No, I've never.
I shave my balls and that's it.
Okay, so the reason why you want to shave your legs-
And my face.
Okay, okay, so hear me out, okay?
The reason why every man has to shave their legs at least once in their life is because
when you shave them, it feels like a woman's legs.
So what you can actually do is you put your penis in between your legs while you're sitting
there and you're having your legs shaved and you can literally like jerk yourself off
with your own thighs, but it feels like a woman's doing it because they're soft and supple.
Does that make sense?
Yes.
Do you want razor recommendations?
Um, no.
Yo, no, I think I'm just going to keep my legs how they are, but you do you.
I do.
Are you sure?
Like you need to try at least once.
it's like a rite of passage
let me check on my tacos
i guess now we're going to look on the ball
tacos in five minutes yes
wait jane see what would you do if you get your tacos but it's like they're the
wrong tacos
i would still just eat them
i wouldn't really care
case you see this out there never going to be bad
this and that's what i think i fucking hate this kid
by the fucking
maybe it's parents hate him and that's why he plays like this
sure yes
yes
we didn't see how do you think about one
i just learned from you bro
No, dude, that was actually really good.
That was actually really good.
And slain.
Oh, ally slain.
It's not good.
Yeah, but it's fine, because now we're going to do.
What's your plan now?
I need to ask you more questions.
You play good when you're coaching.
Wait, should I coach myself then?
I think you should coach yourself.
I'm not kidding.
OK.
All right, so Dante, so you're going to want to back off here,
and I'll look for re-engage.
Now, if you can find re-engage on a bus,
it's going to be good.
Nice.
You got the Orioles use ghost.
OK, just try to look for Chase.
dodge all the abilities, good. Now what you can do is you can walk up to the enemy
mic show. So enemy wrappers are coming up in like seven seconds, so what I want you
to do is I want to just play on the wrappers here. They'll open like four
seconds. Okay, but what should I do after the wrappers though? So after the wrappers
what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the top to bottom full clear because
lorry camps are respawning, and I want you to pay attention to map what timers
you see. Minut 50 on dragon, okay good. So what you're gonna do is you're gonna play
for the top to bottom full clear here. After the top to bottom full clear you're gonna
want to reset because dragon won't be up. And then after you're gonna buy and then
you're going to look for a dragon out of base. So how you're going to do is you're going to look for like hovering mid for place
and then after that you should be good. So now I want you to drone see what's going on the map see if there's like a
better play for you to make besides full clearing. Do you see anything?
No, I don't. Okay, so what you're gonna do now is you're gonna just play for the the rafters, okay?
Crugs up in like 12 seconds. So if you're to run to your crugs right now
they'd actually be on cooldown, but it looks like your Orianna is making an aggressive play.
So try to like meet her up there, use your sweeper, get rid of any vision.
and then see if this blue is up. It's not, so now recall.
So now we're going to do something. I'm going to want to keep your Krugs alive,
so now we can get three Q-Socks off the Krugs,
and then afterwards you can probably look on the dragon like one minute.
So you're going to get the Black Cleaver now, that's good,
and then I'm going to build Shoujin inside of Maninium,
because the thing is that your team is fed,
so you can actually act as a frontliner rather than being a carry.
So after this, what I'm going to want to do,
is you're going to look for the Krugs,
and after Krugs, I want to play on the blue.
Okay, but dragon's up in 40, how should I prep that?
So what you're going to do is you're going to have to look for a pick, okay?
So the way that you're going to find a pick is you're going to have to look through mid or through bot.
Okay, so we can try that then.
Yeah, so also, look at the other timers. What other timers you see?
Well, Baron's already up and Skell's up in 45, but Skell comes after Dragon. Exactly.
So how you're going to do this is you're going to look for Dragon for a Suncrab.
So now look for a play here. Don't play too far in. You're still waiting for your team.
So you don't want to engage. You just want to allow your team to get in position, and then once they're there, you're good.
So I can walk up, get a few stacks off the Orn.
Okay, now just focus, Sambasa.
Alt 10.
Okay, that was horrible.
You should keep coaching yourself though, I think. You play better like that.
Double left, double left, double left!
Nope, he missed every shot.
FUCK!
Wait, he's not done yet.
YES! She got pulled in by Ditty!
Bro, but I thought you did good with that.
That was cool.
Bro, that was really cool.
Yeah, but the reason why I went bad is because our retarded karma got caught.
So because the karma got caught it just fucked everything.
Oh, bro, shut the fuck up and coach yourself.
You're the best player in the lobby.
Okay, coach Dantas, what could I have done differently there?
So what you should have done there is you should have hired a magician from Egypt to
cast a curse on Karma's family to just like instantly execute him.
That way he doesn't walk up and in like that.
Okay, but where can I even find these magicians? I can practice that kind of magic
So you can do is you can look on either the deep web or maybe even just click on random ads until venture your PC
I have so many viruses that you get recommended some wonky shit, and then just follow the the rabbit hole
Okay, so now what should I do? So now we're gonna do is you're gonna look for the blue and then look for the crab
But what I want to do is I wanted to ask Jinxie now because he told you to ask the coach what's going on
Ask him if he's content with the coach's explanation. Okay, Jinxie are you contents with the coach's explanation?
Uh, yes, yes.
Okay, he said he's content.
Okay, good.
So now what you're going to do is you're going to play on the top of the bot, and then afterwards
I'm going to look on the baron.
Okay, but is the enemy team walking around baron?
How the fuck am I supposed to know fucking retod?
We have no vision.
So now you need to wait for your team to get vision for you.
So we see that Ornn is bot, so if you were to fight, worst case, it would be like 44.
But now Ornn is up here, so you don't want to fight this.
Now walk in and see if you can hop out of your gen.
okay this is good this is good this is good but for the fight but for the fight
but for the fight Gary Q stocks off one don't use your ult though okay Q stock
off wave Q stock off wave nice okay one more Q stock good look for another one
and I'll bring them into your team
it's not what I'm gonna want to do so I'm gonna want to be a bit careful but we
You can stop Vlad top so you can actually go for more here.
Okay, so now go for the dive. Perfect.
Now I want you to play for the turret and then after this you're just going to go for the Baron.
The Vlad is resetting me, no because he's not showing top anymore, so you're going to have to take advantage of that.
So now play on the band and then after the band you're gonna look for a recall and then you're gonna look for the red buff.
What's up, Jinxsy?
Coach Dantes and Student Dantes, you are literally the best duo I've ever seen in my life.
Dude, I'm telling you.
It might be split personality disorder, but I swear when you started doing this, you started playing way better.
Yeah, no, because the thing is that sometimes Jinxsy, sometimes Jinxsy, you need to listen to the smartest man in the room.
And if you're the smartest man in the room, it means you just got to talk to yourself. Does that make sense?
Yes, I don't want to distract you too much.
Okay, so Dante, I don't want you to saw your tier and then buy Sheldon because you have a spike.
Now, out of base what you're going to do is you're going to try to play on mid bot.
So I'm going to ping your Urgot to go bot here because the thing is that the enemy team does have a good amount of wave clear.
So how we're going to counter that is we're going to play on two different lanes so that you can push two lanes at the same time
and that way you're able to actually open up the enemy's base.
So your job here where you're going to do is you're going to just hover in the
bot side jungle and then you're going to go wherever the fight shows up. If it's
mid you go mid, if it's bot you go bot. Now one is showing bot so what you're
going to do is you're going to walk up like this, good. They hit us flying
orbs, so you know for a fact someone's in bot side. So when you look for them, okay,
nobody's here. Okay so if nobody's here the one you do is you just hover ergot and
then you just play on the server. Okay I'll just play for this. They're not going to
want to walk up too far because don't forget the VOD is still relatively strong.
So now I'm wanting to walk up, see if the Wolves are up for Q-Sacks or not, okay.
So now look on the the Scuttle Crab here. I want to get Q-Sacks off the Scuttle
side, you can actually look on a bot play. Okay, nice finish this with Q to maintain
stocks and look for a fight. Now you can get a big flying chair. Go for it, go for it,
go for it. Okay, now back up. You're using up in one. Look for engage. Nice!
Doublelift's just got a quadra kill. Doublelift's just got a quad! Doublelift's just got a quadra
I think we actually won the game off that, Jamesy.
Okay, John-Tess, um, Coach John-Tess and, uh, Student John-Tess.
Yes. Yes.
Is it okay if I grab my tacos, guys?
Uh, what do you think, Coach? I mean, he's not playing, so you could do it if he wants.
Okay, but we're giving him permission? Yeah, you can do it.
Okay, Jamesy, I think the coach is okay with you getting your tacos.
Okay, feedback, sorry.
What's happening?
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to build more tank items.
So what we're going to do is we're going to build our Tunneler,
and then afterwards we're going to look for the Soul,
because the problem is that we weren't able to actually end the game there.
Okay, so now 15 seconds on Dragon,
so what we're going to do here is we're just going to look for the Q-Socks,
and then afterwards we're going to look on this.
Now, Dons, you're gonna have to wait for your team share, see if you can walk up, but don't
go for an engage.
You're just jerking them off here.
This is good. Keep your Q socks.
Come on!
There we go. Push mid. Push mid on.
Holy fuck, good shit, Dantas.
Bro, thank you.
Dude, I'm gonna be honest, you actually did really well that game, but the thing is that
you have to lock it in because you're promised that when you get unfocused, you just end.
Yeah, I know, but like, there's no real way for me to rein myself in.
Well, the way that you rein yourself in is by talking to yourself like this, because
if you talk to yourself like this and you're able to actually control yourself, does that
make sense?
Yeah, I mean, I assume you're getting out because I guess that's my biggest issue as
a player, is that I always just do random shit.
And then when you're talking to me, it actually allows me to be in a position where I'm able
to really sit there and understand what's going on.
Wait, Coach Dantes!
Uh, yeah?
Yeah, what's up?
Coach Dantes and Student Dantes, what happened?
So we actually managed to win that game.
Yeah, the enemy team actually managed it, so we won it.
So you guys won, Coach and Student?
We won.
These guys.
Okay.
Bro, I think
So now you just four away right?
Yep, yo Jack shout out double lift man double. I've got a quadra kill bro Jack tell double if I said good shit
Wait Jin see hmm. What do you call double if 20 gets a quadra?
Quadra lift
Okay, wait, how'd you think of that I?
Just um I kind of just guess
Okay, Jinxie, do you want to see my most unhinged clip ever?
Wait, are you sure?
Yes, this is so good, these pockets are so good.
Okay, are you watching my screen?
Yes, I'm in your screen, Sharon.
I'm the minor, please help me.
Well, you are as mature for your age.
What is the context of that clip man?
I don't think there was any to be honest.
Bro, coach, contest.
Yep, talk to me.
These are the best tacos I've ever had
Okay, Jinxie what I want to do is I want you to eat it and while you're eating it put your mouth up to the camera and show
Everything going on inside
I'm watching me. I want you to sit there Jinxie
I want your teeth like I want to see your teeth
I want you to run your tongue over your teeth and I want you to sit there and I want you to just like chew it
I want you to have that saliva just fucking
eradicate all the meat inside of it.
Does that make sense?
Okay.
Where were you doing it?
Yes, it's just a little later.
Okay, let me watch.
Don't say it.
Why does everybody say that as your sister, man?
Well, where else are you supposed to meet your partner nowadays?
Hey!
Why?
My bad!
My bad, you asked a question!
Fuck, Jinxie!
Okay, now test.
Yeah, what's up?
Listen to me, bro.
You need four wins, bro.
Four.
This is your night, this is your time, this is your day to get challenger, buddy.
Okay, but I have bad news.
The Reets is gonna be here in, like, one minute.
Wait
You mean your McDonald's is gonna be your woman. Yep
How's it so fast I think it's my Donald's dude they have like literally one every block
Yeah, oh Jeng see yes
You put the cool in school
but isn't isn't school CH no it's SK
what do you mean GenC I'm a master I literally have a masters in spelling
tell me to spell any word and I'll do it right now
pseudo pseudo hyperthyroidism PSUEDO HYPERTHYROIDISM
it was two pseudos what no that's not even real
look it up Joe Bart did it
Bro, it's not, but he says pseudo hyperthyroidism.
You're playing against Doublelift, Dantez.
Alright, free one inbound.
Can't see, I'm gonna do this for you.
This is for you.
Are you sure you wanna play here?
Yeah, I'm gonna go crazy.
I'm gonna say how you get the oberace one second.
Guys, I ate all of it.
Imma put it away.
Damn, that was good!
Okay, Jinxie, I'm back, what I missed.
Jinxie what I missed?
Jinxie!
But did he die?
What guys Jinxie fucking died!
Alright, we're fine.
Okay, GenC. Guess what? What? Guess what? I'm listening. What? What is it? I got Goldfish.
Man, FUCK YOUR FUCKING GOLDFISH!
Sorry.
My bad.
That was Coach John's test, that wasn't suited.
Am I supposed to smite on the first one?
Yeah, you are, but only at the end.
You have Evelynn.
Yeah, but it's fine.
My support is literally 1v1ing the Evelynn and her jungle level 1.
Why is that fine?
Isn't that bad?
Well, he has cancer for dying, but the good news is that it delays Evelynn's full clearance,
clear so I can probably double crab her. Bro, that's advanced. Like the way you think about
that is advanced. Why? Because she fought, she wasted time so now she can't beat you to
the second crab. Yeah, but no, that's not what we're gonna do actually. I thought about
I know what the better play is.
Okay.
So, the better plays here?
I genuinely believe you should coach yourself all the way to Challenger.
Okay, that's it then.
Like, I think you just play better.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna ping on our Lee Sin to actually like
help me here.
Cause I'm just gonna like invade this.
And then after I'm gonna smite this I'm gonna leave cause the enemy team has vision of me
on this.
So they're gonna know I'm here.
means that they could actually fuck with me so what we're gonna do is uh whoa
who's the fucking coach do you want to see what you're gonna do do you want that
want to let me fucking talk okay sorry yeah for fucking dude
sorry okay so this we're gonna do now you're gonna play for the blue after the
blue I'm gonna want to look for either grump or bot gang one of the two so
you're just gonna play for this chair crab is funding to see you can actually
look on in crab as well. So you're gonna look for the blue share and then I want to play
on the crab. After this, civilian gank bot. There's no opportunity there. So what we're
probably gonna do then is you're just gonna look for bots atop folk there. But when cams
start to respawn top side. Okay well even if they're not respawned, what you're gonna
do is you're just gonna clear bots, that doesn't matter. So now what you're gonna do is you're
gonna play for gromp, afterwards you're gonna look on wolves. I want to press Z, okay so
So it says Jung used his flash already.
So you know the enemy mid laner is flashless, so you could even gank that as well if you
really wanted to.
So I'm going to just play for the Gromp now, good.
Raptors are respawning, so there's a good chance that Evelynn shows up there as well.
So I'm wanting to just play for Wolves, good.
So your bot is pushing in, no opportunity there.
It doesn't really look like there's an opportunity mid, and it looks like your top lane is doing
fine too.
So right now the only thing you have to really do is just chill.
You're better off recalling instead of actually running to your Krugs here, because it's
going to take you almost the same amount of time to walk as resetting and then just walking
back, so that's why this is better.
So now just run straight to the Krugs, afterwards go Krugs into Raptors, and then we can see
if we can look for a timer play on the Dragon in a minute.
The good news is you are going to be level 5, so you're going to be relatively strong
here.
Okay
Okay, so now just play for the Krugs after the Krugs. I wanted to look on the wrappers John top. What's happening top?
Okay, so top is fighting. Do you want to help that?
I
Mean I could
Like he's relatively. Yeah, he's pretty low. Let's not just if we look
Just use your orca one scout all make sure it doesn't have any wards good
And then yeah, walk up
This is good.
Now take your laner's wave, he gets the kill, you get the wave, perfect, good.
Alright, nice.
And then now what you're going to do is you're going to respawn and then you're just going to go straight to the drag.
Now why are you going to the dragon and sub-roppers here?
Well because the thing is Evelynn's play would be to go for the dragon,
So by us resetting and running straight there. We counter her only real play that you could have not good punish me
Exactly good
Who's a good boy? Who knows his stuff about league? I am I am
Yeah, you're you're a really good boy. Aren't you kid you fucking relax, bro?
Fuck is going on. Okay. So now what we're gonna do is you're gonna look for the
You're gonna look for the ball in here
Just hover, don't look for anything too crazy.
Your leesin does have ult, so I wanted to walk towards mid, see if you could look for
a playshare cause he's pinging it.
And now you're just gonna play on the drake.
So the reason why you're going for the drake in here is just cause you have bot plus mid
prios, so it's just like guaranteed, and then you can easily look for a bot to top full
clear.
It's gonna be very free for you.
So now you're just going to play on this, this is good.
And now you go bot to top.
Now there is a risk that she would have already invaded your top side and she's on your raptors,
but I want to just act as if that's not possible right now.
Literally just hope that she didn't do that, because if she did then it's like really fucked
for you Akshay.
Okay, so the enemy blind is pretty low, I want to walk towards her.
Yeah, vault here.
So Janna has no flash, no ghost, you're gonna go for him.
So I'm gonna want him to look for a flash over the Morgana's like, bonding.
Bro, you just flanked Doublelift!
So now you're gonna hold your Q, exactly.
So, James, the reason why I held my Q there, right, was because I knew that there was a chance that she could use her flash to get away from me.
So, because my Q is my gap-closing ability, I don't want to lead with Q. Does that make sense?
Yes, yes. Studentontest, is everything going okay with Cope'sontest?
Yeah, I mean, he just keeps saying these really weird sexual things, so it's like a bit off-putting.
what the fuck are you saying now you're talking shit i give you free wins in
your talking shit
bro it's all my fault you're fucking freak
oh yeah
call me a fucking freak again
how about this i'm not gonna coach you for the rest of the game
nooo
please please
okay fine
i'll do it but don't fucking talk to me like that again
now go for your wolves
thanks jim so you got me in fucking trouble now
appreciate it bro
so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the uh...
and we're going after the walls
we can even look for a blue shirt to be honest
it's weird that there's two of you i've never thought this day would come
well
why is it weird
no no no not like an honor
coach not a bad way just do your thing man i just never thought there'd be two of you
yeah coach see now he's the one giving you cancer
you know what to tell him now don't you
Yeah Jinx, you wanna say I'm weird, huh? Is that what you're trying to say?
No. No, no, no, I'm sorry sir.
Alright, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the Raptors,
and then we're gonna look on the enemy red chair.
Okay, now we can't go for the red, but what we can do is we can maybe look for a flying chair.
So I'm gonna ping my maokai to walk up.
And then we're gonna walk in here.
Now I promise that they have a ward.
but the Morgana might walk into us here so we're just gonna look for the kill on her
so we dodge the Q, nice
yeah I remember, a bit of a cancer incident okay so now what I want to do is I
want to just walk mid see if you could actually look for a kill on the yone
Because it's more like a small shutdown so it could be free.
There's someone you farming your Gromp because I mean there's only like one other camp that
you could farm and it's like 50 seconds away.
Which is like the wolves.
So you're better off just like killing time, waiting for your wolves to respawn than just
doing your Gromp and then, you know, like being off the map.
Nice.
Perfect.
So now what I want to do is you're going to look on the wrappers, and after the wrappers
you're going to look for the Krugs, so I want you to hit this, you're going to get
vision now.
Okay, nice.
So the Krugs are up, so you're not going to do wrappers, you're going to start with
Krugs, because you see all your wolves are coming up in 15 seconds, yeah?
So what you're going to do is you're going to go for Krugs all the way down, because
you're going to be able to sink your folklere properly, so it's going to be really good
for you.
Okay.
Alright, so now what I want to do is I want to just play for the Raptors and then after
Raptors we look on the rest of the clear.
Dragons came up in about a minute so we're going to look for a final match soon as well.
Okay, you do not want to fight mid because you have no ult so if you fight mid you're
just going to be wasting a lot of time.
Just play for your clear, sure.
So you're just going to clear your bulbs now and then afterwards you're going to clear
your grom.
And then you're going to look on a bot play.
You guys are doing great guys.
Are you insinuating that there's a chance that I wouldn't be doing a great job coaching?
No, I just mean like you guys are both doing great, student and teacher.
You guys are doing great.
now my to my students fucking disabled brawl unless you have a second voice in
this fucking had he seen their fucking running around like a this chicken
actually kind of ridiculous
you guys
as a pair are really good pair
thank you
so what i want to do is just back off look on the dragon
so now you're just gonna look on the uh... the dragon here
your ult is up, your flash is up in about 10 seconds, you can play on that soon as well.
Now Evelynn can try to flash steal this, so I want her to hold onto her Q here, so that
if she does then you can queue follow up and then kill her.
Yeah no wonder Muda is fucking bronze dude, how fucking retarded is that champion?
It's okay guys.
GenC, talk about how retarded Yone is, FAST!
Uh, it's just broken how he's able to attack and retreat simultaneously.
True!
True.
Okay, so now what I'm going to want you to do is you're going to play on the, uh, bot
kill.
Wow.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Okay, so there's nothing to do bot, so the problem is this game, you're probably not
both disabled.
So because of that you're just gonna have to play more towards like your top or your mid.
I just need to go back to call.
Wait, you didn't say I got the funniest comment yesterday, you wanna hear what it was?
Yeah.
So yesterday some guy gave him the chat and he's like, why does he keep calling his team disabled?
What does that mean in league?
And it's like I had to explain to that guy that it's not a league term.
Like I genuinely just mean that they play like they're disabled.
I'm just kind of betting you, sort of letting you lock in, you know what I'm saying?
I'm trying to not really distract you, letting you guys lock in.
Okay, gotcha.
All right, so now what you're gonna do is I'm gonna want to look towards bots
Nice
To and done
FUCK!
When you said deck would not be enough for the two of you, what do you mean would be better?
Well, I'm getting like tortured
Wait, but how is your bot lane
3 and 12 the ashes 1 and 7. Yeah, they have cancer
I don't even know how to do that.
Bro, that's just an iron thing.
But even in Challenger, they go 1-7-10.
Jinxie, what was the first thing I ever told you? Do you remember?
It never gets better.
Yep, it never gets better.
I have a least admit that's 1-3 right now.
What do you think about that?
So is anyone winning besides your top?
Is your top even winning?
Uh...
Why are you starting relatively well, yeah?
Yeah.
But the problem is that just like everyone else is just so fucking like cancer gapped that we're playing this game like
Hey, it's pretty much a 2v5 at this point
So
Dot dance in a scenario like this
Wait, wait, let's do some time. Yes, when you take your count and take your count and take your time
nice nice I got her entire way to show they got one minion very good so
Johnson yep talk to me in a situation like this when your bottom lane is
useless yep in your mid lane is useless what do you even do well you just fucking
hope for the best it's like being stuck on a deserted island and the only people
that survived the plane crash with like the the the serial killer and the fucking
uh and and the grandma you know what i mean like you got unlucky it's a shit
draw but i mean listen what are you gonna do you know i mean
does that make sense that was a big shutdown on double left this is not over
okay no i don't think it is either because like the goodness is listen
the end like the asir that we have as our top laner as here's a good engage
right? And no matter how disabled Maokai is, all he needs to do is press R. So it's like,
we're actually in like a decent spot. We've got two dragons, like, the enemy team will
not be able to end anytime soon. So we're going to get a chance to free scale. It's
going to be nice.
I'm gonna give it everything I fucking have right now. I'm actually give it everything I have a dot test
if you are can you cue from further no it's just cuz I flashed there that's why
Bro, you flashing Q so fast it doesn't even look like you're doing it. You're literally so good.
Yeah, but it's because it's like cursor placement. Like here for example, right?
Like it's all just like cursor placement, like knowing where your cursor is and then like who you want targeting and all that kind of stuff.
Somebody in the chat said, ask him to explain wave tax.
Wave tax is already good at that. It's when you steal minions from your laner after you gank them.
Yeah, but you already have that down to the science bro like you you want more
I'll stream this morning. Okay, so it's basically like if I gang and I help you win your lane
Then it's only right that I get your cannon. Yeah, but also if you gank and they disappoint you then it's also only rights that they
Give you their cannon as fault does that make sense?
I don't know what's going on, what's your plan, talk to me.
Do you want to know what my plan actually is?
Gets a three items and won't be done in the game.
okay jing see
i'm about to play a song
are you ready for it
i need you to answer for it
do you recognize it jing see
age of war or age of empires?
age of fucking war baby let's get it done
We're going to fucking work
So now that we're gone, that's the one with the biggest shut down so she's one that we're gonna have to focus
I'll be here all night
Two brothers and arms bro, let's fucking do it
Get out of the way!
That's it, that's it.
Yes! Yes! That's my coat!
I'm going to kill you!
I know, I know she doesn't see, but I need to like tune her out, I need to tell her she
doesn't exist right now.
Yeah, no, like when you have a piece of shit ADC or something or something like that.
I actually think it's the most common way to lose a game is to ADC 12.9.
I'm not even kidding.
No, there's also top laners. Top laners are a problem too.
Yeah, top laner.
So Jinx, I'm about to buy an item
But when I buy it, it's an active item like Titanic Hydra
And when I use it, it instantly cleanses all CC
Somebody in my chat said
Top of this is filthy, this is clean
Yep, I got this shit
So Jinx, I want to watch this
I think it's supported right now
Jinx, Jinx, I want to watch our mother Dory, ready?
I'm about to send my Herald to war
Let me show you what that means
Oh
Yes
I got greedy I got greedy I got greedy but sometimes jinx so you got to be
one to get greedy do you know what I mean when I tell you that fuck this I
know yeah yeah it's a killer instinct I keep talking about it is it is it is
You have to win Dodd! You have to win!
Loosing is not an option anymore.
He needs to dodge- Oh, okay.
Yeah, fuck, Merson.
What is this fucking moron doing?
GenC, who's more brain dead?
Who's more brain dead?
Someone on life support that's in a vegetative state or the smalchai?
Malkai.
Good answer.
but not giving up is enough here bro we need to succeed no one will remember the guy that
almost got challenged on the last day, don't remember the guy that did
What are your thoughts on this contest?
They don't want Baron, they want us to play around Baron so we can see if we can force a fight.
And then if we force a favourable fight, then we can actually get the Baron.
It has to be awarded.
we will be challenging you guys
we will be stretching the massage
we will be challenging you guys
we are going to be
You can get a game or a game that's still childlike, you know what I mean?
What happened?
I'm a cheat, I don't kill, not ending until downtown town.
So, I don't kill four at a time.
Thanks, did you see what I'm doing and how I'm like looking for like, assassinations?
Yeah.
Like what?
This is how you have to play when you're down, man.
so now that's up in like 10 seconds so just wait
how about unique score wins right now counting this game
We need to be careful
Oh my god, Malka's a fucking retard
What is that guy doing?
Wait
of
I don't know how my team is fighting.
I'd say my dog should be fucking braindead by the way.
But I can't even change the song. It's like I need it.
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
All you gotta worry about is being the greatest struggle of all time.
Yup.
I don't know what to do with this.
I
OH MY GOD!
Oh my god!
OH!
Nice! You killed Doublelift! Oh my... Oh! Oh my... Oh! Oh my... Oh my god! Oh my god!
What the fuck?
I don't know if I'm off that, Jinx.
You're actually a god. Holy shit!
Your movement is so good. What?
Thank you.
You dodged everything.
Jinx, I think we might actually end off that.
Relax, relax. Don't force it. If it's not there, don't force it, okay?
No, no, no, no. We end. We end, Jinx. We end.
No fucking way.
Their fed players are dead. You killed all their fed guys.
Please, bro, please, please.
You guys gotta go fast.
Oh my god!
God damn it!
Three wins away!
Oh my god.
High five!
You could literally just do text that says three wins away.
No way, Jingsy, Jingsy, Jingsy, look!
Wait, wait, watch me get double!
Jingsy!
I'm not lying!
What are you doing, Jingsy, what are you doing?
Why'd you get double?
I don't understand, what happened?
Because sometimes when you're juggling
and you get filled, you randomly get double a P, bro.
But you didn't get filled, you were juggled.
I know but I know but it's because jungle like no one really plays it bro
What oh
We're too away now bro, we're too away shitting me what oh my god
Oh my god
The 58 help me and solo won the game yo ash literally die in game
Oh my god, oh my god, holy fuck, bro, you know what, okay, Jynx, do you want to hear
my conspiracy theory?
So sometimes you get the most disgusting games ever, and it's when you play those most disgusting
games ever that you end up getting double LP and I genuinely from the bottom of my heart
believe that sometimes right it's just like we're going to give this guy the most demented
fucked up game ever and if he somehow manages to carry shares double LP and it's like Jinxie
what if I told you we just fucking did that.
I know bro you powered through you persevered through Riot.
Bro, Dantes, Dantes.
Yep.
You are two wins away from reaching challenger bro
But Jeng see what if I told you it's not even the two wins away for me that matters
It's the fact that on the last day we managed to lock in and do you remember what you told me yesterday?
Honestly, no, what did I say you told me oh
We're on the
God
Sorry, my my Pepsi was shaken. You told me yesterday Jinxie
That it would be impossible. You said hang it up Don tests your two ends off. You can't do it, bro
And it's like what if I told you Jinxie that right now?
even you
Somebody who prides himself on the same thing as me, which is the fact that you can look
impossibility in the face and say I will make the impossible possible I am
showing even you that when you see nothing but bleakness and despair that
there still is hope that there still is something to fight for Jinxie that you
can still sit there against all fucking odds bro and do things that no one thinks you can!
Bro, yeah, and I wasn't even trying to be a hater, I just didn't think 12 wins in a day
while being positive is even possible, but you're doing it.
Yes, because, GenC, this is the thing, bro.
It's about you being able to overcome everything, bro.
It's about you being able to overcome the Interson solo queue, overcome the Riot Enforced
matchmaking, overcome the time machine that gives you the most disgusting
brain-dead teammates ever. But even after all of those things, that's not even
what you need to overcome the most, Jinxie. What you need to overcome is that
little voice telling you, this is what's possible because this is what's been
done before. So yeah, Jinxie, we're fucking, we woke up this morning, we were
12 wins away. We sat there, it was looking big, bro! I woke up two mornings ago and I was a master's
but it's about being able to look such an impossible task in the face and say I will
complete it and now you find yourself two wins away from the highest rank in
League of Legends and not only that you're gonna hit it on the last day of
the challenge and not only that you're gonna hit it when you needed to go 12
wins positive in a single day which is borderline impossible and Jensie what
if I told you it's not even just that bro because yes challenger is an amazing
accomplishment. No one can say it's not. But it's an accomplishment that I've done
so many times in my life that it's gotten to a point where nowadays it just
feels routine. So what if I told you, Jinxie, that hitting Challenger this time
isn't just about going away with the rank and being happy about it. It's about
being able to say challenger is not the end goal it is the fucking starting point
and then pushing through and seeing just how far up the fucking ladder we can
climb rank 300 secured by the end of the night rank 200 by the end of next week
rank 100 follows soon after and then Jinxie soon you're gonna see me chug a
Chaga Chaga Chaga Chaga
Rank 20 rank 15 rank 10
Everyone looking in awe as the master he zooms through everyone
Sitting there saying there's no way he can do it. He's never got this far before. How does he have this much power?
rank nine eight
seven six five
5 and then going for a push even further beyond that do you know what the fuck I mean
bro so you're gonna hit you're gonna hit challenger right now like live
we're gonna do it
hey contest can you turn your camera on?
my cat wants your camera
yep one second
All right.
I'm proud of you, bro.
I didn't think you were going to do this in a day.
But, Jinxy, Jinxy, can I just tell you something?
Wait, is it on or no?
I'm going to give him a sign. I need to enable virtual webcam.
Hold on.
Bro, what about the time machine ritual?
We don't need to do it because if you overuse the time machine ritual,
then you actually enable loser's queue.
Q. Okay, Jinxie, I need to tell you something. Because what if I told you that this time,
hitting challenger, I wasn't the one that gave myself the urge and the desire to hit
it. And what if I told you that I haven't even felt that burning passion and desire
for a while. But what if I said there was a man that I talked to recently, about a month
ago. That looked at me and said, how can you be content with where you're at? And when
that man told me that, it ignited a flame within me. And when I saw that man being willing
to chew up every day, day in, day out and fucking go for his goals too and chase his
fucking dreams, it made me re-remember some of my own. And you know who that man fucking
was Jinxie? Who? It was you, bro. Seriously? Yes. You were the one, Jinxie, that reignited
me. You told me the things that I needed to hear, even if they sounded a little bit harsh
at the time. But it's because sometimes you're just seeing a little bit of tough love to overcome
the hurdles do you know what I mean
cameras broken but I wouldn't worry about it right now what no it's a it's
enabled it just says error really can't you should worry about it though about
now notice yes yes yes nice let's go you look ripped right now holy shit not
ripped bro jing see do you like my shirt look don't kill my pump yes I
I can't thank you look look at the back
Bro have time to work out if you play league
Because the trick is that you start your day off with the gym because the promise that if you don't you're gonna lose games
I mean when you lose games, you're not gonna want to work out anymore
Got it. Okay, because like if you do your workouts at the end of the day the promise that you're gonna sit there and be like
Yeah, I don't feel like doing this anymore. I need to rage to another game, and then you're just never gonna work out
So you get your you get your work out done first and then you lose your mind
Don't test
Your two wins out of challenger, I'm just gonna let you lock in okay
Yeah, so now we're gonna do something for top to bottom okay, I decided to do on hit instead of crit this game
Just because like since I'm normally builds tank here, and I was a bit worried
But you know what nah, I should have actually one crit this game, but it doesn't really matter like whether you go crit or on hit
it's like
Crit is only really like super super important if you have somebody that you need like literally one shot or they kill you like vain or some shit
But like in a game like this we should be fine
Why did Keanu say meow who wants to who plays little girl?
Because she's leaning versus a little girl
So you remember when I told you that like league players jerk off to the champs they mean
Yes, that was one of the first things you told me actually.
Yeah, that's why you should never be friends with anyone, Shrek. That's what I'm going to say.
Okay.
Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the rest of the clear.
So, Jinx, I want to show you something. You see how Xenna has 12 CS?
Yes.
It means I cleared three camps. I see his wrappers are on timer,
And I also see that his raptors were done 10 seconds before my Krugs.
So I can assume with all this information,
this guy needs to kill himself in-game.
So I can assume with all this information
that he just recounts his bot side and then look for bot gank, right?
So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the Gromp,
and then after the Gromp, we're going to look on the crab.
And we can also look for double crab too because he's super delayed.
Okay, not test. I don't want you to be nervous, but if you win this, bro, you're on your challenge, I think.
Nice! Good start.
So now we're not going to go for the crab yet because this is more tempting.
Wow, not so lucky.
You're good. Hey, hey, you're good. Head up, kid. You're good. You're looking good out there.
Okay, so now Zinzau is ganking mid, and you say oh yeah, 16 CS?
Something's what he probably did was he took the top crab and then he's ganking mid again.
So now we're just gonna walk here.
So now because Zinzau's clearing his top side now, because he never cleared it before,
we're just gonna take the raptor camp.
That's actually really fucking smart.
God, I don't think like that.
Yep, but one day you will bro, one day you will.
So crazy.
So now I'm gonna look towards mid.
This looks tempting.
Yeah.
So we're gonna walk in.
I
Good kill boy good kill don't pass. I thought you were dead there. I'm not even gonna lie. What the fuck is that character?
What is that? Yeah, she's fucking bullshit
She goes invisible or invisible? Invisible and then just like zaps you?
Yeah, so pretty much she has an ability where depending on where she presses it, if it's on water, a wall, or grass, she gets one of three effects.
One of them gives her more damage if you're low HP, the other one roots you so you can't move, and the other one makes her go invisible.
Derek just said can you ask Donfads to strip? I'm close and I just need a little push.
Okay, Jinxie, repeat after me, okay? Ten?
Ten.
Nine.
Eight.
Seven.
Six.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
one now you have permission to bust
okay whoever that guy is
there you go nice we just duoed
J.O.I. bro
okay so now we're gonna do this we're gonna look for the wolves and after the wolves we're gonna look on the uh
the gromp you're looking good dot test you got to wrap two kills
no i'm not sick and very good for us
So now what we're going to do is we're going to play on the Crab Aftert to this up in like
10 seconds and then we're going to invade this Raptors again because I know I'm going
to have level 6 advantage.
So what I'm going to do is I'm actually going to ping my support to rotate with me.
So when you're level 6 and someone's level 5 it's the most OP thing ever because you
have their old make out.
Yeah boy, give me one second, one sec.
yes yes yes yes that's my fucking coat there he is this one's for my fucking
student baby
Bro
In this game, and you're on your challenger game
We just got focused just got focused
I'm not finished like Cody Bryant said
But I'll have to see if we actually are only two wins away from challenger
Me oh, what do you mean because the problem is that you remember how I told you how like challenger and grandmas are working like cut-offs
Yeah, kind of, but not really. I don't know what it means.
So Challenger is the top 300 and Grandmaster is the top 1000, right?
But what happens is that if the top 300 ends up getting higher than your current LP,
then even if you don't lose, you can still end up not being challenger.
So what we're going to have to do is verify that the cutoff won't go above where we end after our next game,
because we might have to play another 2 after this one, we'll see.
So maybe after this game see, see if you're one off or two off.
Yep, exactly.
Just so you know you're in for them.
Okay, Jhin, see.
You're playing great this game, bro, holy shit!
Team's playing good, this is good, this is how league should be.
Yep, and you're gonna notice that the biggest difference between these games and your iron
ones is that your iron ones last like literally 45 minutes, whereas these ones, they like
normally last around like 20 to 25.
Yeah, because when a team has an advantage to end, they just end instantly every time.
Irons don't end.
Exactly.
They never know what to do.
What do you do?
You just like push waves and get turrets?
Do you want me to like explain?
Sure, yeah, if you can.
Okay, so in the mid game there's an order of priority, right?
So the order priority is objective, lane, enemy jungle, and then your jungle.
So what that means is that you essentially want to play the entire game off like pushing
lanes or going for objectives or setting up the objectives by pushing the lanes.
And then you need to like progressively like take turrets and do all that kind of shit.
I'm all thinking it's fucking endless.
You're actually playing so fucking good, don't test.
Holy shit, bro.
This is looking like a challenger night, man.
You know what the craziest thing is, JnC?
Yeah?
The only reason why I started playing Master Yi again was because I could become a better
coach for you.
And now I have an above 70% win rate over 40 games in Master Plus, you know?
So you're even better with Yi than you are with Hackerum?
It's not better, it's just that Yi is more broken, so it's like...
Yeah, Yi is broken. Hecarim isn't broken, you're just good with him.
Yeah, because the problem with Hecarim is that Hecarim doesn't scale.
But Yi gets the three items and just won the game.
Bro, it's looking really good this game, but remember, don't think you're lasting dead.
It's no jinxing, Lolo.
Since I was gonna walk in this bush, I'm not gonna kill him when he does.
And if he doesn't walk in this bush, it's because he's on his Krugs.
So now watch this prediction since I was gonna be right here. You ready?
Well, I was wrong. Yeah, yeah
No, I like now. Yeah, no, it's okay. So sometimes you like
Stream crash, I think I'm back
Oh
I should not be queued in that's my fault low key though if I'm the one that dies over
I mean you guys are still weird and they're completely trolling here like I think this
he needs to get shot in the head
Yeah, not in your life.
So in my one, we're winning the game like literally like two minutes ago.
Uh, yep.
Yep.
Uh, it all fell apart in the last like three seconds.
Wow.
I have good news though.
The good news is if we just forget about the last like two minutes that happened,
and we like focus on the game as it is now,
Then it's like we're playing an even game. We just seem to like forget that we were ahead. Does that make sense?
Yep.
So we gaslight ourselves to preserve our mental health?
Yes.
Oh.
That was cool. You had that to bounce your T8 wire.
hopefully she bounces her head off the pavements after this game
in game yep why are you laughing bro I don't I'm trying to let you lock in
before you can't it's okay well what's so funny tell me nothing nothing bro
literally nothing just you lock in okay I don't want to mess this up because I'm
gonna feel like a piece of shit if I distract you and then you say just focus
okay the whole challenge is you get challenger browning out and it's funny
because literally the first day I met you I gained this challenge
so somebody's been like exactly a month since I met you
yep, literally
time fucking flies dude
alright
The
Yeah, what's wrong?
Uh, Renekton got the shutdown.
Well, at least he's stronger, right?
Yeah, but do you know the problem with your teammate getting a lead in Ligas?
What?
That you can't trust them.
Well, that's not bad. Maybe I'm here to tell you maybe you can trust your top laner.
Check the tab. Let's see how he's doing.
Hey, he's doing one, bro.
Bro Jinxie Jinxie. I don't give a fuck what his score is his name is gooba gooba hashtag fuba
You know like do you understand what that's like?
It's like you're in a fucking zombie apocalypse, right and like
Only one person in the fucking in the refugee camp that you're living in has all the weapons and his name is like Billy Bob Bob
Jillson like how the fuck can you ever trust this guy? You don't get you know what you're complaining
Don't ask turn into coach. Don't ask now
All right
So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the wolves and after the wolves
I wanted to look for the topside so the reptile this ups you're gonna want to like look for the Herald here
Crab is up too, but you're not gonna want to look for a fight just yet
No, remember you want to play for Gwyn's who's time around as well. So just keep farming. This is good
Okay, so now what I wanted to do is I wanted to look for this.
Now don't walk up too far, I wanted to look top.
Flash for the Q.
There it is.
You're the best ever, you're the best ever.
the best ever, Dantez! This will happen when you coach yourself, man! Come on! Now what,
coach? Now we whip our fucking dick-sit and we start getting them sucked by ourselves
as we speak.
Ginksy!
She read me now!
Ginksy!
Wait.
For the second I'm smurfing hard as fuck right now.
Yes!
Why do you keep laughing?
Bro, I think you, okay, I think you might, you know what?
You got it.
Jensy, why do you keep laughing?
Tell me.
I think you have a little bit of a tism, bro.
But it's good.
Like, I think Tism, like you said, you weaponize it and it's positive, bro.
Bro, what if I told you I have the dawn Tism?
Bro, like, I just, like, I just imagine your wife is just sitting in like, just sitting in the house and she just hears you go,
WAAAARTH, like, I just imagine that, that's why I laugh.
Yeah, she's used to it.
No, you know I'm an ironically Stockholm syndrome like my entire family and my wife at some point too
Because like they get so used to like the house being loud because I'm here that then when I'm like gone
They miss me like they miss all the noise
Really yeah
That's you a dragon
This is your kill on nighthawk or her
You're so fucking god
One more chance here. No, no get back get back you're greeting. Oh, no
No
So that's what you do when you need to fall back?
Yeah, like I need to restrict myself there.
So you grab your arm, it's actually kind of smart.
Yeah, it's like you have a pitbull full of steroids and then like the local kids at the date carriages start walking past.
Like you need to restrain him or else it's not going to end well in the sun and suns.
Okay, yes.
I think you're one win away man after this win, I think you're one win away man, after
this win, I think you're one win away man, after this win, I think you're one win away.
Wait, Jynx, do you want me to rage bait a bunch of Pitbull owners right now?
Sure.
Pitbull owners be like, yeah, my dog was literally bred to kill people, but this one's kind of
chill, trust me.
Bro, you're about to be challenged, you're not dead.
Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Come on, don't test. Focus, concentrate.
Alright. Okay, so now we're going to look for this.
Ironically, this could be fine, though.
Nice! Very good, very good.
This is not that bad.
Alright, Jhinxie, so now Jhinxie, I'm gonna buy an item that's gonna make the enemy team
wanna kill themselves.
Dragon counts 2-1, kill counts 27-20.
Jhinxie, Jhinxie, are you ready for me to buy an item that's gonna make the enemy team
wanna kill themselves?
Yeah.
Okay.
So the second I buy this item, the entire enemy team is gonna be swinging from the rafters,
like it's fucking Cirque du Soleil, and you're looking at the fucking trapeze artists.
Does that make sense?
Red paint.
Yes
Wait look at fucking Baron
Are you sure you can burn? Well, yeah, then we junglers that why wouldn't we?
Baron Baron you fucking dirty fucking cock suckers now
So now I'm going to have to hold on to my Q, so when the Q goes in, I'm just going to
kill the Baron to dodge her ult.
Can you save your Q?
Yep.
It's funny, you can even use your Q as a escape.
Yes, that's what you're supposed to do.
That's the reason why the biggest errors you're going to see between a low elo and a high
elo Yi is that, for example, you're always going to lead with your Q, right?
you engage with your Q? Yeah. You're not supposed to. You're supposed to only use your Q if you
can't get onto them. You always want to close the distance with your autos and your movement
speed from alt. Wait, so you're not supposed to lead with your Q? No, because if you lead
with your Q, then you have no way to escape if they fuck you. Bro, I always lead with
my Q, that's a problem man. Yeah, but it's fine because you're bronze. I get some really
get him out of that much and say hi real anyways hey no that's not like this
response I'm just being serious it's like it's like imagine there's a guy in
like the special ed class and he sits there and he's like playing dodgeball
but it's like you don't need to sit down like fucking like break their legs
before the match because if you just play normally then you're gonna win
does that make sense hey John says yes I have a question why are you bought now
because no one's bought because the thing is the enemy team has something called
wave clear so wave clear is is it's the ability to clear minion waves right so
because they have that it makes it hard for us to group because if we group
they're just gonna kill our minions so we can't actually hit the turrets so what
you're supposed to do in scenarios like this is you're actually just like push
in different lanes, so you can actually get a lot of pressure like this.
So now we're able to just play on different lanes, and even if our Zerat dies mid-book,
we're getting bot and we're getting top.
Now we're just going to go for the dragon.
Do you have any questions?
your game plan after this just recall buy so recall we're gonna buy and then
we're gonna just walk straight mid after why does everybody always go mid at
the end is it just cuz it's like the easiest you like swap to look minion wave
mid minion wave top right the minute the minion wave men is already past the
enter turret at the outer look where the top one is so the reason why you group
mid is because your minions are going to be more faster.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
I didn't know mid was faster.
Yeah, it is.
That's the reason why everyone always groups mid.
And it's also because you have like the easiest way to get crops from your team as well.
Because like...
Also yeah, it's easier to...
It's always easy...
You're always one lane away from mid, but sometimes you're two lanes away from bot.
Exactly, yes.
I think you got this game, bro.
We could.
somebody in the chat said ask about gontas support
I don't know what the fuck to do, I'm gonna say his name is cookie blob
I mean he's playing all though, like, I don't know if they're about him
okay, now he just fuck cus into the ass
no, I think he means like, when you played support, oh sorry about that
I don't I don't play it supporters for for losers
Why kind of agree I
Just want me to start but so so if you stream and you play support you're there just like nuking your own career
Because who the fuck is gonna sit there and be like oh my god that support just made a crazy play no one gives a fuck about you
Yeah
you can end
no way
walla you can end
yep
walla
bro you do what off
that's bad bad bad
bad contest
bad
I PULLED THE FUCKING JINGSEE!
Oh my god.
No, what dantes?
Bro, that's some shit I would do.
Yeah.
No, but it's fine though, that's worth.
No, bad. It's not worth. Bad. Bad dantes.
Bro, punish yourself for that. That's bullshit.
You need to punish yourself now.
Ow.
Do you want me to do it again?
Yes, for the rest of 25 seconds.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Fuck.
Jinxie can I stop? I'm sorry I heard my cheek because of this.
No. Why would you fall and die?
I'm sorry. Ow. Fuck!
FUCK! STOP! STOP!
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I'm sorry I'm gonna be turned on.
Yeah, dude. Fucking hard a bit.
Endgame.
Ah, okay, anyways.
Yeah, I'm joking.
Ah, it's a joke.
Okay, so now all we're gonna do is we're gonna look for a midfight.
Bro, I think you entered the match.
No, no, we still won, bro. We cannot lose this one.
yep there you go that's the one right there oh yeah you guys just won nice
guys everybody's dead you clean up let's fucking go don't ask all you yep and
now we end beautiful no we can't on yet we have to play Baron no because the
problem is that they they can just go back to base so we should just plan the
I don't think this is going to happen today.
I mean, I'm going to be honest.
The thing is that me neither.
But it's like sometimes you just got to fucking give it your all anyways.
Do you know what I mean?
Yes.
Jinx, he asked Dantez when you and him are going for a Korea boot camp,
like me and you go to Korea, play Korea servers?
I would say, listen, maybe sometime next year, maybe.
yeah why would i go korea because right now i'm bronze
yeah exactly
but i can imagine you get like master plus it could be cool
you just found this dragon
you just like insistened that we're getting
wait how'd you do that how'd you zoom in
uh... your mouse wheel
if you score your mouse you'll end then it zooms in if you score it out then zooms up
They're all made of them.
Wait.
That Zin's dead on my screen!
Oh, oh my god!
Nice, nice.
Woo! That's hub, top end, top end, top end.
There we go!
That's what we're fucking talking about, Jamin!
Bro, you did it, Dundun! You're one away!
You're one away!
Yeah, I think the game is actually ended now
Holy fuck
Bro, you're one away. Holy shit. Wait, now we're gonna see if we are. Wait, let me take a piss and I will do the calculations
I'll be right back one second. Okay
One away
Well Chad, he's either one or two away. He's either one or two away
Bro, Chad, I'm just gonna be honest, I did not think this guy would actually go 12 wins
positive in a day at Grand Master Elongue.
That is disgusting.
So Chad, he's either one away or two away, right?
Guys, this is it.
Guys, this is actually it.
Wait, he got 29?
He's Grandmaster 907 LP.
Imagine double LP, I know.
Bro, I don't know, I don't know the calculations guys, I really don't know.
920 LP is the cutoff, if that's the cutoff, he's won off.
If that's the cutoff, he's 13 LP away, 920, are you sure?
He's playing so good right now, yeah, he's playing good every game, but he never really
920 LP is the cutoff.
Yo, Duffdes!
Are you ready to do the math?
Yes, you're 907 currently.
Okay, so now let me show you how it looks for people in high rank, okay?
So we click over here, and then you see this little rank tab?
Yeah.
Okay, so now we're seeing that everyone's rank is here.
here so it looks like if we're gonna win RLP would be 907 plus 29 what is that 936
right so now what we're gonna have to do is we're gonna have to calculate how
many people that puts us above okay so let's look in challenge number one right
Who's number one in Challenger?
Uh, I got it in Ken V.
I should not guys mouth a few days ago.
Okay.
All right, are you looking?
Yes, I see.
Okay, so if we were to get 936LP, it would put us above all these people.
So that means that if we get 936LP and if we win this game, we guarantee Challenger.
So you're one off.
Bro, you're actually one off, like for sure one off.
Dude, I really think you should listen to a speech or something
before you play.
Now let me ask you a question, Lindsey.
Should I listen to a speech or should I make my own?
I think you should make your own.
OK.
Are you ready?
Yes.
chat. He's one went away from challenging. I was here in the chat, Jynx here. Wait. In
life, there are going to be people that tell you that you're never going to make it. They're
going to look at you in your face, they're going to look into your eyes, and the only
thing that will come out of their mouth are words with the intention to crush your dreams.
Now the reason why they do this isn't necessarily malicious, and it might not even be malintentioned.
The reason why they do this is because people are comfortable seeing you where you make
them comfortable.
People are happy when those around them aren't able to succeed and overcome because if those
people were able to, then what does it mean for those that didn't try?
The thing about it is that when you look at the top in any industry, a lot of the times
luck might play a factor, genetics might play a factor, maybe where your upbringing was
might also play a factor, but one of the biggest factors that's going to actually separate
those at the top, from those that don't make it, is dedication, its motivation, and it's
the unending desire and the un-wielding, un-yielding will to overcome.
It's about being able to look at an impossible mountain to climb and think to yourself the
The only reason why it's impossible is because a path hasn't...
you
Thank you.
all odds and have that 12 net win day. That allows us to 1v9.
Okay, the time has come.
You shouldn't think Hacker Room is better than Yi here.
The problem is that I could not lock in Yi because the enemy still had two picks left.
So imagine I would have went Yi here and then they would have locked in two champs
with a lot of CC and then I get fucked.
So the way that we're most consistent in this game is if we just lock in the hack room,
we need our bread and butter.
It's like the journey started off with hack room and it's got to end with it.
Do you know what I mean?
Yes.
Bro, this is your challenge again, bro.
Like I'm kind of nervous, but I feel confident, bro.
I feel like I'm like, I feel like I'm watching like NFL playoff game.
I feel like so many things could go wrong, but so many things could go right also.
Okay, what if I told you that there might be a chance on my top laner could be Tyler1?
Wait, what?
Maybe.
Because Tyler1 plays Brandtop with that skin.
So there might be, JC, a 1% chance on my top laner is Tyler1 in this game.
It could also be someone completely random, but it could be Tyler.
It's kind of alive?
No.
Okay, no, it's not. Okay, no, it's not.
Okay, wait, what the fuck is this?
What's wrong?
The enemy has an emerald support.
That's good, right? That's really good.
Wait, wait, no, no, no, no, because if their support is emerald,
then it means he might have like a 100% win rate.
Uh, what?
Well, let's look. Okay, you ready to look?
What oh
Yeah, I thought it was auto-filled fuck. Okay, I'm gonna stop. Okay. We get a done though. It's gonna be free
All right, James. You ready?
Don't test this is your challenge your game
Take it away, bro. Oh no
it's okay okay so what we're gonna do here is we're gonna play for three camp
bot side now the reason why I haven't been full clearing recently on the
hack room is because every time I full clear I get cheesed so because of that
I've been doing this like a different opening where I just start on wolves or
four wrappers, and then I three camp by the side, and then I look for a gank.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the blue, and then after we're
going to play on the gromp, and then we're just going to look for reset.
So Jinxie, you know how in chess there are different openings?
Yes.
There's like, thousands.
Yeah.
Jungling is the same kind of way, except in terms of like early game path thing.
Now right now you only know full clear which is going to be fine up until like masters
but then once you get to masters plus you're going to need to learn other kinds too.
So that's why this game we're doing like a different opening than normal.
So now we're just going to look for reset and then we're going to look on our red.
So normally what you do when you play for like a three cam clear is you're always going
to sit there and you're always going to want to hold on to your third ability whether it's
Q or E whatever.
That says I'm nervous, bro.
Jinxie. Jinxie. You know what it's like?
What?
As I can imagine, you're driving on like a rickety road,
and it's like one wrong move with the car, and everyone falls to their death.
And then it's like you're sitting there, and you're trying to drive, right?
You're trying to drive like your wife, your children to safety.
And then it's like your wife and the passengers say to sing baby. I'm nervous. Sorry. I'm sorry
Bro, sorry, sorry. I'll shut the fuck up
It's okay. We got this. We got this
It all comes down to this moment
So now we're gonna just we're gonna look on the Raptors and then after the Raptors we're gonna look on the crab now before going to the crab
So looks like, I think we already took the crab if I'm not mistaken.
I'm just going to ping him in case.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, he did.
So now we're just going to look for a gank mid.
Okay, so we did end up getting one crab,
but I know that he didn't take the second.
reason why is because the CS count is 20.
Are you fucking kidding?
Alright, that's fine.
So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play on our Wolves into Gromp, and then after
that we're gonna see if we can make for either a mid or a bot play.
Now, the thing is that Lucian doesn't have Flash, and he just gave me Cancer, so I'm
going to want to give him Cancer too.
So if we look at the bot wave, we know that the way that this current wave status is that
it's going to push towards our team.
So what I could actually do is I could do like Wolves into Gromp, and then after that
we could look on Lucian Co.
So you see how I still have like 35 seconds left on my Krugs?
It means that we're not going to want to look for anything here.
So our only real play is to look for something bot side because if I reset right now there'd
be nothing top except for like a top kill.
I don't really feel like going for anyways.
we're gonna pass all the way around here
fuck are they doing
so now we just wait
now we just wait
So the thing about that play is that there's a chance that now Udyr ends up invading my
top side and trades my Raptors for it.
So this game I'm going to have to be a slave, I'm going to have to just let my team take
the reins because after getting fucked early the way I did and getting double crab, it's
It's almost like impossible for me to actually find a way back into it.
So we're going to do shares, we're going to look for Krugs, and then after I'm going to
see what we're going to do.
Yep.
And then now we're going to look for something.
So you see how Sona's walking up?
The reason why she's walking up is because Udyr's in my topside invading my wrappers.
So what we're going to do is we're going to completely avoid our wrappers all together,
Then we're going to look at the top kill like this.
Yes!
Okay, okay.
So now the thing is that our wrappers got slown by the Udyr, which is what we expected to happen, which is good.
Then now what we're going to do is we're going to end up playing for our bot side.
So we're going to have to just play a very avoidant game, so this game, especially because Udyr are hard counters.
so we're doing now is we're going to play for the wolves and after wolves we're going
to look blue into gromp.
Come on bro, let's do challenge for man.
We got it bro, we got it.
so now we're going to play on our gromp after this
and then we're going to simply move for dragons
now the reason why I'm playing for gromp and I'm not just instantly running to the dragon
is because I'm very behind in terms of golden xp
so I need to make sure that I'm farming all my camps as soon as I can
because right now he's already up 5 camps on me
because he's at 14 and at 19
so it's pretty rough
but I don't mind giving a topside camber to
and exchange for dragon because like
we're probably not to play for our team anyway so if i have to just like be a
slay for dragons is okay
Nice!
We're good, bro, we got this shit.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to get our, uh, callfields plus the long
and then we can just run Shade Red on the base.
So our Red is up thankfully, but we're not in the clear just yet.
Because don't forget, he had the time on my wrappers.
So now our wrappers up in like 2 seconds, so we're going to have to just like hover around Shade
because there's a chance of getting invaded on respawn.
There's also a chance that Rudear is spitting on this bush,
and he's going to walk out and smite some of my Red.
So we're just gonna smite out to make sure he doesn't and then now I just play for folk here
So then we would you're ended up getting the grubs here
What the fuck is this bullshit
Okay, so we're gonna this we're gonna play for the the wolves so enough first. I'll sit on get up on me boss
There you fucking kidding
I'm not wasting my time.
For a second I thought you actually cast that.
But we're actually in a really good spot now.
FUCKING SHIT!
Okay, so now we're going to run through mid to get another Q-Stock, and then we're going to invade him on his wrappers, see if we can take these.
So now we see Udyr's ganking bot.
So I'm going to actually look on these Krugs.
Yeah, he's not going to cover the map. We have a 30 second delay, that's useless.
So now while Udyr's the Shocked, we just take his Krugs and just like that, all of the
advantage that I got by perm invading and everything, it's all pretty much evaporated.
Yeah, it's going to be a hard one.
It's close, it's close.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the Gromp, and I'm going
to want to read someone out for my next item.
So we're going to actually look for a bot gank here.
Now I'm going to walk up here, and then afterwards when Jinx walks in flint they're going to
all in here.
The problem is that I don't think we actually went in 2v2, but if Elise is here we went in 3v2.
Okay, so now we're just gonna take the wave.
Not bad.
Not bad, not great. I wish Elise got there earlier.
Yeah, if Elise sort of got there earlier it would have been way better.
but it's okay, we can just reset and play on our top side
okay so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna get our first item
and then now we're gonna
so we're gonna play top to bot full clear
the timers that we're gonna want to play on are just dragon
so I'm just not gonna want to use my alt ever unless it's for dragon
got it
you got this bro
so it's free jitty
so i'm going to do
i'm actually just going to play with my folk there but i'm ninety nine percent
charotters are gone
so now we're going to play on our bot side and then afterwards we're going to look on the dragon
So now we're going to just run and play on the blue, and then after blue I'm going to
look on bot here.
Nice!
This game is always the fucking 1v9, baby.
Okay, so now we're gonna kill this, drag it out, and then I have my smite up so we can
look for a place to into.
So I'm going to stand on this dragon here because now the enemy is zoned.
So we're just going to plant this with our ult up.
Have they tried re-engaging on us? I have my ult, I just fucking destroy them.
Not that bad, you got the dragon and a kill.
Not any of the dragon he's solid.
I mean, my lease is just disabled. If my lease didn't miss her, Eevee, we would have actually
won that there. Okay, so now what we're going to do is, I'll see if I can actually look
on this here and then we're gonna look on the uh unlike the talks about folk there.
So the problem with this game, Jinxy, is that I have three worthless teammates.
So I have three with us teammates and I'm not really like insanely 1v9 versus enemy
comp but the good news is that it's me so I'll still make it work regardless.
But that's actually huge.
No no wait really Jinx that's actually huge.
Like our Jinx just solo killed Lucian that's actually fucking insane for us.
Okay, let's hook up here.
Yes!
Free Flames.
Sources to ping.
I mean the sauce is just a fucking piece of shit like I'm not even trolling
not waste
he's 0 and 4 and he's blaming you
yeah but it's fine
he's 0 for 2 on par and ever since the incident that happened 10 years ago
Ever since a car accident it's never been the same forever I guess.
So see that's how you respond, like he's sitting there typing a bible, didn't read anything
you said
so now next time we're going to need it and like a little bit of gold
so now I'm going to get the wave
but can take all the minions
also like three seconds i want to play for my old timer
that's why i'm just like backing off and getting uh... q-sacks
now what is q-stacks i've heard he said that a couple times today
so hecrum
uh... when he lands his Q on a target he gets him called a q-stack which stacks
up to 3 times and it reduces the cooldown of the ability and then also increases the damage
of it too.
So the only way for you to upper like carry fights is if you have the Q-Socks.
wow so the other good news about this game is that my jinx built two items that
are fucking useless and do nothing and we're against two tanks so because of
that she needs to build literally two more items in order to function rather
than already having two items that allow her to play the game
all right, sound can be found on this
So now we have nothing to farm
Damn, yeah
Judy, I'm not gonna lie. It's looking a bit rough, but we could still maybe get it done
Don't give up though. You never know
Never know
Don't give up. Do you see that defeat screen or victory screen?
You never know
just even though your team is stupid they could be stupid too
wow
I don't know, I'm just here.
I
So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the uh, we're going to look for
fights.
Yeah, I mean it's not just him though and the Elise literally everyone except for like
the brand but the brand didn't give me last pick and if you would have given me
last pick I would have locked in you this game and I probably would have been carried.
Uh, yeah, unironically, unfortunately.
No, on the Challenger game it's so unfortunate though, man. Like it's so unfortunate.
You have an 0 and 5 mid laner, a 2 and 7 ADC, and a top laner who didn't give me an aspect.
Jamesy, can I see something really fucked up though?
Yeah.
I think there's still a chance.
I'm not kidding, I think we saw the chance.
Hold up.
I'm actually getting kills.
Like, if I can complete this item, we might actually have a chance.
I think I think there's no chance
oh you believe that babe wait
holy shit wait hold on wait don't get
I'm so excited yet, hold on, hold on.
Okay, Jengzee, Jengzee, are you listening to me?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
We have a chance.
How big of a chance? Like what percentage? Like 20. Oh my god 20. We both
at the same time but that's how you know what's meant to be.
Yeah, let's actually over extend it a little bit in the last couple of minutes.
oh
Where you're moving this crazy
All right, we lost I'm lucky
Your point has been destroyed.
Eight.
Alright, you ready to learn something that I haven't taught you yet?
Yep.
It's called the add after game.
So it's when you have such a disgusting retard on your team
that it just won't stop typing, that you add them after the game.
game. Sure about those balls. Feels right.
Can you add you back?
Not yet. Not yet. But maybe we'll
So you're gonna try to like talk to him in a call or something?
Like how does that work?
No, I would pretty much just incinerate that he should end his own life and then I would
block him
sure about this boss
haaa, true love, it's probably watching, fuck it
alright, but yeah, sometimes you get those unlucky games, janksy
even at the top of the ladder
only two wins away
bro, alright, I'm gonna go with P, I'll be back, okay?
What I want you to do is just calm down, okay, okay, jingsy jingsy jingsy can ask your question
Yep, so imagine your girlfriend is saying that she's having like an emotional response to something
But you ever tell her to calm down?
No, so what the fuck are you telling me to?
Sorry just got that I'm gonna go to the bathroom you just let it all out. Well, you can't
All right, all right, yep
All right guys, I'm gonna put you on some forbidden game. Are you ready?
So when it's later at night, and you don't want to scream because you've been up all day
The trick is that you go on YouTube and you search a video called screaming people
And then you watch the video
And then we just watch people scream and now we're just going to do this for about 10 minutes until we like calm down.
So now, if you want to make it even more effective, this is what you do, right?
So we have the one tab that's screaming people, right?
Then you have Google Translate on your second tab.
And now we use Google Translate to call us positive affirmations.
God damn your team was fucking dodged it. Why are they even alive?
You didn't deserve any of that. I am so sorry. God damn your team was fucking dog shit. Why are they even alive?
you didn't deserve any of that
i am so sorry
they locked in fiddles so i don't really want to go give this game
what does one to fiddles?
What
So you're saying I should just take half in and
She's got a point that's why I married her
I'm sorry, I had to let it out on someone alright. How's your pass good? I'm I have returned
With my best
Like my all-time favorite beer ever Landshark my dad got something a don't ask yep
someone in the chat said
This guy needs fucking therapy
Yeah, I don't know why like your child. I don't know they're just being weird about it. I
Was completely normal while you were gone
What happened?
What happened in the two minutes that I went to go get a beer?
Oh, well, we have that a fucking piece of shit scumbag sauce from last game
He's on our team again except this time he's audible then he's support
Wait.
Why are you still alive?
No, no, no.
Don't type that.
Tom says you can't type that.
True love is watching my stream sometimes.
Reactor of ever.
Okay, bro, listen.
The silliest that entered your game
is on your team and he got out of full support.
Wait.
Tom says?
Yep.
Hamza is draping on the other team.
Yep.
You're playing against Hamza! What?! No, no, no, no, no, no! This is cinema.
So not only do you have the disgusting sociopath on your team-on support, but you're playing Hamza.
Yep.
Oh my god, I just returned to literal cinema.
You know what, it's like when you put it all out like that, Jinxie?
It's like you're in the doctor's office and the doctor's like,
So, not only do you have a fucking brain tumor, but you also have four months to live.
And also, it turns out you have fucking AIDS, and I think you're also at risk for having leukemia as well.
Also, you're an imminent, like, threat of having a stroke in the next 30 minutes, too.
And it's like, why the FUCK?!
WE EVEN SETTLE THIS SHIT!
I DIDN'T NEED IT, JINGSEE! I DIDN'T FUCKING NEED IT, MAN!
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY THIS, MAN?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Yeah, dude. Hey, hey, you need fucking therapy, bro. Hey, hey, after you get challenged, go
to fucking take your wife out to dinner for fucking two nights, bro. I'm not handling
this shit anymore. Hey, I've literally been skipping therapy to play League. You understand?
FUCK!
DO YOU GET IT?!
Cause I could get all the therapy in the world
but all the fuck is it gonna make me win games?
If I lose a game, is my therapist gonna spawn 20 op in my fucking account?
NO!
SWIVEN GO!
If I'm not a challenger, I don't deserve therapy!
Do you understand?
Yeah, I guess, I think.
Wait, I just thought of something.
Yep.
Oh my god!
Bro!
Your piece of shit still has his support, but he was mid, so you might get double OP because
he got filled.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
He would be the only one getting double OP.
The only thing I'd get is a fucking BBC in both my cheeks fucking slamming me down while
I scream out in pain, and I see another minus 29.
Does that make sense?
Yep.
We're about to gank piece of shit, homes.
So now is the point where we sit there and we hope that this guy actually gets killed.
I'm not even kidding.
So just so you can understand how disgusting this guy is, right?
There's an ability that Alasar has, which makes him dash to somebody, right?
But Thresh literally has an ability that counters it.
So instead of him flashing on him, which he can counter, and just like instantly knock
him up and then knock him towards us and then we get like at least one kill, maybe two or
three, he decided that he was going to waste his W.
Like Junxi, when I tell you that if I was in a room with this guy, Hitler and Osama
bin Laden, and I only had one bullet, I'm telling you right now he wouldn't make it
out alive.
Do you understand what I mean?
In
Yeah, in-game in-game if I had six rounds in the chamber
Yeah, like the corners would inspect all three of the bodies and they'd be like wait. Why does this guy have six bolts in his brain?
I'm not even fucking kidding you. Do you understand?
Yes, I understand
I'm gonna be honest like I'm really scared of you right now like I've never seen you like this before bro
bro I'm very scared I don't like I haven't even got this mad not even close
to this what's happening bro no what's happening is I just first thought this
guy could be in front of me right now while I'm holding on to fucking the
Shetty and then I could just have my way with him do you understand what I mean
like in game in game yeah I'm not in real life obviously like in game but like
like mastery like you know mastery is gonna like walk up to you and he's gonna
like carve you open and then just sit there and fucking like rip your limbs
off and fucking like stab you to death and then you're gonna sit there bleeding
out on the floor wondering where it all went wrong, as pictures and videos get sent to
like all of your family members in your contacts, because you use Face ID to sit there and open
up your phone, so that you could send every video of you dying to like everybody that
means anything to you, to make it all the suffering and misery even worse? Like do you
know what I'm talking about or no?
No.
Yep.
So let's just say Mastery is a role model to me in that aspect of this game.
Does that make sense?
Yep.
All right, Dante, so what you're going to do is you're going to play for the Kroggs
and afterwards I want you to look on the dragon.
Now if you look for a gangbog, it could maybe work, but the only problem is that your Alistar
is a disabled piece of shit.
So as a result, looking for any ganks around him is not what we want to do.
So what you're going to do now is you're going to look on the Nassus, okay?
Just look towards the Nassus, yep, that's good.
Head to the Skrinegrab, you have vision on an effigy, so that's not the real one.
So now I just want you to wait, okay?
You're just gonna wait here. Don't die if you sub the dragon you're probably gonna die
So just saying this is okay. It's not wanting to go in perfect
It's not one you shove the mid wave
Nice
So now what you're going to do is out of base, you're going to spend 3 seconds with
string death upon your Alistar and everybody that means anything to him in his life, so
I want you to close your eyes in prayer and do it, okay now open your eyes and then afterwards
look towards the top to bot full clear.
Now dragon is up so you can maybe look for the dragon too, just like Alistar is looking
for his father because he hasn't been able to find him for the last 25 years, his dad
took one look at him and said, yeah, this kid's gonna be a fucking piece of shit and
then afterwards just dip.
So that's the reason why nowadays he just like greaves games because he tries to get
his anger out that he feels towards the world on other people that are just trying to challenge
her.
So now you're gonna ask Jynxie how he's doing because the call is a little bit awkward because
you're talking to yourself.
So ask him, hey Jynxie, how are you doing?
i am
i'm okay
i'm a little terrified
so jinx is a little terrified so as a result i've never seen you like this
i've never seen like this
well yeah you've never seen me one game from challenger
so now what you're gonna do
is you're gonna look for the raptors and they're gonna clear all the way towards
krugs
just like all of us are used to get cleared by the high school bullies on
fucking Rammus head into the fucking urinals and force him to drink his own piss.
So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna finish up these wrappers, you're gonna look
on the red, and then you're gonna look on the Krugs.
Okay, so now Javon is overextended, he's complete running it down.
Nice.
So looks like Humms is being a good friend right now and he's trying to give you a little
win trade.
Mooda simulator.
Good shit.
Like coach, like student.
Alright, so now you're gonna look for the red, after the red I'm gonna want you to play
on the crugs.
What are you holding up for me?
It's not a dumb test. Ask Jinxie how his day was.
Be a normal human being for about 30 seconds.
Hey Jinxie, how was your day?
It was good. Guys, it was good.
Okay.
Jinxie said his day was good. How does it make you feel?
Well, I felt nothing ever since I lost that last game,
except a burning desire in my stomach to watch that all-star had his entire life ripped to shreds.
Okay, well that's a normal response to losing a League of Legends game, so you don't have to worry about it.
Now what I'm going to want to do is play it for Top Crab.
Unfortunately, Alistar is a disabled piece of shit, so there's no way that you could ever fight the dragon.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to look on the crab.
You could also maybe look for tops that invade.
just like Alstar got invaded in his classroom by four of the high school
bullies and got absolutely fucking beat the fuck out of him in front of the
entire school which is what led to him being the kind of guy he is today
okay so now we're gonna finish these these grubs and then while you're
finishing these grubs you can ask Jinxie if he's enjoying the show so far
Hey, Jinxie, are you enjoying this show so far?
Uh, yes. I have a feeling Challenger is coming soon, and there's nothing to worry about.
Okay, so Jinxie said there's nothing to worry about.
So you can take his words, and you can actually feel content with them.
I want you to practice feeling human emotion, feel contentedness.
Good. That was good.
So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna look for the grump all the way to the
Krugs and then I'm gonna want you to look for something else. So now you're
gonna ask Jinxy why you share a clapping sound. Hey Jinxy why did I hear a
clapping sound coming from a microphone?
That was high-rise.
Was it really high-rise?
So you're going to feel a little bit sussed out because you don't think Hive Eyes has
access to Jinx's microphone at all, but you're just going to take his word for it because
why would you question it?
So now what you're going to do is you're going to play for the rappers into Krugs and
then afterwards you're going to look for BotGang.
Now what's the problem with ganking Bot?
It puts trust in...
There's a word player, yes, brain.
Yep, exactly.
So even Jinxy knows that your support is a fucking worthless piece of shit scumbag degenerate.
Now DawnTess, I have a question for you.
Yep, talk to me.
Would you rather have a serial killer running around the streets rampant,
or this all start cheering up for another game?
Coach Shontess, I'm going to be honest with you.
If it took every single murder on the planet getting freed from jail,
just for the sauce and not a venture net connection for the rest of his life,
I think that'd be a well worth trade.
Okay, that's a pretty reasonable thing to say.
So now what you're going to do is you're going to recall and then you're going to buy your Kraken Slayer.
After Kraken Slayer we're going to build towards Gwyn Suse.
Why'd you say wow?
Um, I think that was High Viz.
Wow, High Viz is awfully talkative today. I've never heard him speak before in your stream.
Yeah, he has access to my mic so far.
Okay.
So now you're going to feel a little bit concerned because you don't think that's the truth but
you're not going to bring it up against him because the thing is why would Jinxie be lying
to you?
Why would Jinxie be laughing at your misery as you lose your fucking mind due to this fucking
disgusting retard?
Jinxie would never do such a thing.
So now I wanted to flash for this wall and then you're going to get a kill on that to
So now what we're going to do is instead of invading enemy top side, I want to look for
the top to bot folk there.
Now Blancos, when you press tab, what do you see?
My chances of hitting challenger tonight withering away as my mid laner is on through and my
bot lane is also losing.
Okay, so now what we're going to do with this information is you're just going to allow
yourself to feel a human emotion called sadness.
I want you to feel sadness for about 5 seconds, and then afterwards you're going to walk in.
Okay, so now what you're going to do is you're going to clear the rest of the bot side, and
then afterwards, you're going to look for the dragon.
Now Dante, ask Jingxi what his favorite thing about today has been so far.
Hey Jingxi, what's your favorite thing about today been so far?
Just waking up man, you know, not every day is guaranteed on this planet, so love waking
up, airing my lungs, suns out.
Yep, let's hope that the enemy saw us, doesn't have that same experience tomorrow.
That I'll start on our team.
Alright, so Dante, after wishing death once again on your support, I'm going to want
you to recall.
Wow.
I don't know what that was.
Wow.
I got one question for you.
Fuck!
What the fuck was that?
GenC
GenC, GenC, what the fuck was that?
No, no, no, what the fuck was that?
You have to listen to me.
On everything I love, on my mother's life,
that was high-wise.
On everything I love.
Don't let them get in your head, OK?
On everything I love, that was high-wise.
We need to kill high-wise.
No, hey.
Bro, listen.
Don't bring the energy you have onto your support player
and the high-wise, bro.
I'm not a good guy.
Don't do that.
OK.
so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the uh...
the red buff and then you're gonna look for the top to bot folk there
hi guys
jingsy if hi guys does that again you're giving me this address and i'm pulling
up to this house and putting a blicky up to the skull and then making a mead god
do you understand me
okay okay
hi guys stop
so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the top to bot folk here
and then afterwards we should be good
problem with this game is that the enemy team doesn't
or uh...
the enemy team has two dragons so it's gonna be kinda hard for us to win because of them
we can't kill him, trust me, we can't do it
we need to have us alive
okay well he can be alive but he doesn't have to be in like a normal state, like he can be in a vegetative state
no, no, bro
He's done. He did too.
He's not unstoppable.
Now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the Krugs, and after that I'll see if I can look on the, uh, barrel.
This beer's good, at least, not bad. I got a good beer right now.
You know what it's like, Jinxing?
it's like imagine I'm doing like a UFC fight or some shit and then you're
sitting there and you're watching my UFC fight and the guy that I'm against he's
like holding me down and he's fucking in the ass until I'm literally bleeding
screaming crying and begging for mercy and then it's like you're watching you're
like well listen at least I have some apple juice do you like the apple juice
but it's like Jinxie how the fuck can I even like comprehend the fact they have
the apple juice when my entire world is nothing but pain agony and torment you
know what I mean yes okay so now we're gonna do some look on the riff held and
then after this I'm gonna look for the talk about folk there
I don't have to remember calm down you got this
Not just in game right
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for our respawning camps.
The good news is that we can actually still win this one.
Jayden, see, I think we need an un-tilted.
Yep, I agree.
I think, yeah.
I think, uh, you guys need an un-tilted.
Okay, I'm gonna play my un-tilted song.
Are you ready for this?
Yep.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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You touched my red light part.
My lights, my lights, my body is my own.
Let's stop, Green.
Okay, yellow means be careful.
Red, stop, green, okay, yellow means be careful
Let's think about it, if someone tries to touch me
Red, stop, green, okay, yellow means be careful, be careful
Red, red, red, my pants, my shirt
Red, red, red, my private parts
Red, red, red, never touch, never touch
Red, red, red, no means no!
My lights, my lights, my body is my own
Red, stop, green, okay, yellow means be careful, be careful
Yellow, yellow, yellow, my shoulders, my arms, yellow, yellow, yellow
Pay attention, yellow, yellow, yellow
Be careful, be careful, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
So, Jynxie, why'd you leave me out to dry while you're singing along with me?
Um, I don't really know what's going on right now.
I think I lost about 25 minutes ago.
Would you prefer some Michael Jackson?
I... I... yeah, I think you should listen to something more positive, I think.
I'm not sure if this game drinks anyone, I'm kidding you.
Jinx you might actually win this game bro.
Blacks!
Stay calm!
Yes!
You go Baron here now.
No, no, no, no, because I'm me for all sex.
I'm going to try for a clear.
Bro, you got this, not this, please.
Please, bro.
Put it into this madness, bro.
Just come home, win the game.
Okay, Jinxie, what if I tell you there's one song that we could listen to right now
that would instantly make us feel nothing but peace?
Are you ready?
Yes. Bro, yes, what am I saying this whole time?
Listen to something peaceful and happy and stop thinking about the support player.
Think about all the memories, Jinxie, that you associate with the song.
Think about how your life once was, the friends you used to chill at till this court until
three in the morning, the Minecraft private servers they used to be a part of.
I want you to just remember the golden days, and I want you to understand that even though
they aren't here with us anymore. Every day is a new golden day.
That was for you, Jensie, for the guy that never stopped believing in you.
The guy that never stopped believing
It was you
Holy fuck that was tough on the beach up dude. I
Want you to listen to I want you to recall I want you to listen to goodwill hunting
Listen to goodwill hunting
Bro, as we speak, she's getting plowed by the entire football team.
The only thing you should be missing is a you that you could be, if you would get over
Whatever hurdle you're going through emotionally and lock the fuck in and become the best version of yourself for your next partner
Hold on hold on jing see hold the fuck on right now
Jingsy hold the fuck on right now. Okay, what is the best part of my day?
So how's your lady?
She's gone.
Gone, gone wet.
Med school, medical school in California.
Really?
Yeah.
What was this? It's like a week ago.
That sucks.
So, uh, when are you done with those meetings?
Like the week after I'm 21.
You know, are they gonna hook you up with a job or what?
Yeah, fuckin' sit in a room and do a long division for the next 50 years.
Yeah, that probably makes a nice bank.
What were you saying listen, I got most of us
You're fucking lab rat that mission way out of here
I want a way out of here for I mean, I'm gonna fucking live here the rest of my life
You know be neighbors, you know, we'll have little kids fucking taking a little league together up Paulie failed
Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way
Okay, in 20 years, if you're still living here,
coming over to my house to watch the Patriots' game,
still working construction, I'll fucking kill you.
That's not a threat, that's a fact, I'll fucking kill you.
Fucking talk, bro.
You've got something, none of us.
Oh, come on, why is it always this,
I mean, I fucking owe it to myself to do this,
what if I'm not answering?
No, no, no, no, I'll fuck you.
You don't owe it to yourself.
You owe it to me.
It's tomorrow. I'm gonna wake up and I'll be 50 now, and I'll still be going to shit
That's all right, that's fine
You're sitting on a winning lot of tea
Too much of a pussy cash, okay?
That's bullshit
Cuz I do fucking anything to have with your guy still with any of these fucking guys
The insult the rest of you are still here in 20 years. Hang around here some fucking place
I have chills. I'm not kidding. I have chills.
I don't know that. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
I tell you what, I don't know.
Every day I'm at my house and I pick you up.
And we go out and we have two drinks.
Do you see this guy in my chat?
That's great. What do you say?
This guy in my chat said,
I want to love life again.
Tell him that loving life starts when you love yourself first.
You are your life.
And the only way that you can actually sit down and enjoy it
if you enjoy who you are before anything else that's beautiful bro seriously
that's fucking beautiful it's a truth Jengze nothing but the truth
something about this is just emotional i don't know
I'm gonna bat his emotional to see if somebody won't give up
It's because what's the option Jinx?
There's another option bro
It's either you go forward or you stay in the same place forever
And what the fuck kind of life is one that never moves anywhere
down fast if nothing changes nothing changes exactly
Chad, if you have any movie scenes that you want Tom to listen to, now is probably a good time to type them.
He's too off-challenger.
I'm not going to say it, Judy.
Bro, like.
Yeah, this is kind of beautiful, bro. This is beautiful.
You're too off-challenger, bro.
I have to listen to this one.
Is this Starship's findin' a human arm?
Listen.
Wake up in the morning feelin' like P.D.
Okay, that's all I wanted to hear.
What?
Yo, uh, my chat is saying to play Innosteller.
you
she fucked up I could tell that he actually tried everything he could there
to win that game and it's like I don't know why I'm different now do you know
what I mean okay dot test yep you need one win for challenger I have something
I want you to listen to link it to me right now link it to me right fucking
now okay I want to find the exact speech really quick because I saw people in my
chat, say it. This is one of my favorite movies of all time. And this movie changed my life.
I watched this movie, I think, two years ago. This...alright. I'm going to link it. And all
This, alright, I'm going to link it and all I want you to do is just screen share, okay?
Alright, it's in Discord right now.
Please play this.
All right, gang, whiplash.
A little under tempo, okay?
Neiman, let's do your best.
Here we go.
Five, six, and...
Let's hear some fells.
Got a buddy rich here.
A little trouble there.
Let's pick it up at 17.
Ready?
Five, six, and...
Not quite my tempo.
Here we go.
Five, six, and...
Downbeat on 18.
Okay.
Downbeat on 18.
Okay, here we go.
Five, six, eight.
Or 17, the end of four.
Got it?
Five, six, seven.
Not quite my temple. It's all good. No worries. Here we go.
You're rushing. Here we go.
Ready? Okay.
Five, six, eight.
Dragging just a hair.
Wait for my cue.
Five, six, seven.
Russian.
Five, six, eight.
Dragging.
Five, six, eight.
Why do you suppose I just hurled a chair at your head, Neiman?
I don't know.
True you do.
Atempo?
Were you rushing or were you dragging?
I don't know.
Start counting.
Five, six, seven.
In four, dammit!
Look at me!
One, two, three, four.
No.
Was I wrong?
James, I hope you know that's going to be us in real life when I go to Florida.
Wait, are you in a match by the way?
No, someone dodged.
Is she? Or was I dragging?
No.
Count again.
One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three.
Rushing or dragging?
So you do know the difference.
If you deliberately sabotage my band, I will fuck you like a pig.
Now are you a rusher? Or are you a dragger?
Are you gonna be on my fucking time?
You're gonna be on your time.
So...
What does that say?
Yep.
Are you gonna play like...
a passive scared little bitch?
Or are you gonna be over-aggressive?
I'm gonna do-
OR ARE YOU GONNA BE ON MY FUCKING TIME?
I'm gonna be on your time, sir.
Keep playing.
Your note equals 215.
Count me to 215.
One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four.
One, two, three.
Jesus, this is fucking crap!
I didn't know they allowed recharge into Shaper!
Am I too understand that you cannot read tempo?
Can you even fucking read music?
What is that?
If no?
Yes, what is that?
Now it's 16.
What's that V?
Put some pizza out, and lock in.
Okay, sorry.
Because if you don't get Challenger,
if you don't get Challenger,
I'll do way worse things to you than JC does.
I have a spatula and a lot of anger against you.
Oh god, and she means it bro, she's Latina.
And when she gets her hands on the spatula, it's fucked.
Okay, it's fucked.
Wait, so if you don't get challenged through,
your girlfriend's gonna beat the shit out of you?
My wife.
Wait, why do I keep saying, sorry.
I'm sorry.
You're good for ya.
She spatula whips you in the ass?
Yeah, but the thing is that it's only when I've done
a good job that it goes in my ass.
do you want to hear something crazy jing see
the
bro that was the crazy thing right there what the fuck no the crazy thing was that
we were in a lobby and the enemy team banned mastery and the heckram and the
first pick diana i'm not even bolstering
are you in a game right now right now no no no someone dodge thankfully
so we measure one one well your contest
um
i want you to like if you're in a queue i want you to just play
whatever you need to play to get yourself locked in.
Whatever you need, like, whatever you need, bro.
What do you need to listen to, man?
You're one-off challenger.
What do you need?
What do you fucking need, man?
Wait, yourself!
I need my software now, Jason.
I didn't even think about that.
I need my software now, Jason.
I'm gonna get him here.
You listen to yourself!
20 hours of swimming in the day, 4 hours of sleeping in it, eating like shit, microwave
burgers that I eat cold, dog shit snacks here and there, taking enough caffeine to
Oh, fuck it, Alphant.
For that one.
For challenge, Alphant.
Challenge, challenger coming.
But even though he might have been a challenger, it's not done yet.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Because the thing is, when I came to Korea, I wasn't just a challenger.
It was sort of the goal of who I am.
I am the second fucking world.
Now we have another challenge, challenger.
Because sure, we might have had Challenger, but then you're gonna have those people who are like,
I am, but you played during your games.
So you know what? Fuck those people!
How about I sit here and I go up in new accounts, and we go,
and we went to Challenger with the highest win rate ever,
out of any Western player.
And how about we go for two Challenger accounts?
Not just one!
They said I'd be hard-stucked grandmaster.
I'll get two Challenger accounts!
And then when I sit there, and I have my two child counts, and then when I sit there and I'm shitting on pros every game
Then we'll go
Most demonic fucking run up all time
So I'm gonna be honest guys, real trip isn't fucking beginning
My trip is
for another three weeks, and you know what? I just might extend it another two
It's nice that it's not enough.
It's never enough!
You can always be higher up, you can always have a higher win rate, you can always be better off the game, have better understanding.
Jensy, they're gonna fucking die this game, do you understand me?
Yes, I have literal chills.
I have chills.
Jensy, I'm telling you right now, I don't give a fuck if I have the most disgusting team ever.
I don't give a fuck if my team is first time. I don't give a fuck if they're inting
I don't give a fuck if my ball in his own ten at five minutes
I don't give a fuck if the enemy team is five challengers
I don't give a fuck if I have four bronze players on my team. I will annihilate
Everyone in this lobby I will drop the most demonic performance that you and everyone watching has ever seen
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
This is your challenge, bro.
Show them. All those people that doubted you, don't test.
All those people that laughed in your fucking face,
in fact, you would never fucking reclaim your fucking challenge over the season.
That was your day. That was your fucking day.
Because guess who never stopped believing?
You never stopped believing.
And now you find yourself 25 to 30 minutes away from the highest rank in the hardest
game of all time.
You said show them, right?
You said show them?
You said show them, right?
Yes.
Alright.
Then let's fuck him, show them.
you
You
I've lost that feeling
What the f*** man
And everyone else
And everyone lies
They're waiting for the set
You tell them I'll be with you
And everyone tries
You are locked to their lives
No one alive
Could be by one side
I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it!
You're just an ugly man, oh, let's party and I'm bringing it down, I'm not mad!
Don't listen to something cool, Jerry!
Yeah.
Give me some ironers, son.
I need to watch out for him.
I need to put this on my head, I could get two manclubs on this, but that would be a great
couple.
Yeah.
It's looking like a dream to start.
I don't know if you can see it, but maybe that means you can see it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see it, but I wanna get to sleep, I need to get to sleep.
And everyone tries, you are locked to death.
It's looking like a juicer, it's looking like a juicer.
Like a fucking juicy juicer right now.
you
You
And I sing a song that it me just does
And I'm gonna run, run on my own
And I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna run on my own
And I'm gonna run, I'm gonna run on my own
And if somebody hurts you, I wanna fight
But my hands have broken so many times
So I use my voice, I'll be so fuckin' cool
But stay always with the white mother loose
And I feel a song that'll be just us
But I send our love to another heart
And I wanna cry, I want a lot to love
Forever on my tears
He is love, on another love
On another love
All my tears will be in stock
I'm not alone, not alone
You can't see it
We got it, we got it
I'm not alone, not alone
All my tears in this door
I'm alone
I want to see how the world
Can't see it
I want to see how the world
Can't see it
I
What song can even follow that one right now? Oh, I don't know that's like one of the best songs ever made bro like genuinely shout out Tom O'Dowell, bro
I'm not this.
Give me a second.
Let me think.
Don't eat the recall or get your red buff then recall.
Yeah.
Get your red buff then recall then something.
Well, give me a second Jhinx.
I need to think of what song we need.
Oh my god.
Okay, you've never heard this one.
Are you ready for it?
Yep.
I'm always down to listen to new music.
You're listening to lyrics.
Have you ever watched Shudder Island before?
Yep.
It's like in my top 10 movies.
movies perfect would you rather die
I hate you.
You're your promise.
You lied.
You should've told me.
You just let me go.
Don't you think you can't beat me?
I can't even kill you.
Oh my god.
Why did I miss this?
Gameplay enters the body.
The brain controls the pain.
Without this
We test the pain
Recreate a man that doesn't feel pain, Jinksy
Listen
Recreate a man
So he doesn't feel pain
Or love
Or sympathy
50 years from now
People will look back and say
Here at this place
Is where it all began
Move it
You're creating ghosts to go out in the world.
You're not your face!
She's still here.
That's what she never liked.
Yes!
She'll be back.
It's both me and you, the fucker!
Bullshit!
I got it though. I'm all prepared.
We need one more trap.
YES! YES! YES!
The doctor! The doctor! The doctor!
The doctor! Yes!
The historian! The historian!
The historian! The historian! The historian!
The historian!
The doctor! The doctor!
I'm gonna stop this doctor. Me too.
The team is good.
You have to run for baby.
But can she, if they say, Who cares if our molecules are in the sky?
You look a million stars, in flickers, flickers
Who cares when someone's not my top?
If the moment is all we are
Quicker, quicker, quicker
Who cares if one more light goes out?
Well, uh...
you
You
and
as a lawyer he almost for like six hundred damage so the promise that you
just like smile at two thousand
Oh
Two away again, oh my god
So not rounding the cycle.
What a try.
Like what a try.
If you would have stole that elder that would have been literal cinema.
Yeah, but the problem is that stealing elder is impossible because Shaco built full crit.
So what it means is that he like autos for like 700 damage, right?
So all he has to do is might have like 2100 or like around there and then I just like
can't do shit.
I'm sorry, Contest.
You tried bro.
It's not over yet. You still got it
You see two wins
You know, I'm starting to realize Jinxie
We're low-key. I
Think you just went on ye bro. I don't even think you've lost on that's what I'm saying, bro
When on the loss on heck room went on you went on you went on heck room lost on the oh wait your wife
So you know that's my cat I got broken. Oh, I know I'm just there
No, babe, please put this patch away. It actually wasn't my fault
She saw you lose bro, she was watching once no no
That's honestly just letters. Thank you because you'll play better. Okay on my ass
Sorry
Yeah, I'm sorry for losing
Wow! Okay, get out!
Ah, fuck.
What the fuck is going on in your house, bro?
Jinxie, I lost.
Your wife spanks you if you lose your challenger game?
Sometimes, yeah.
What? That's kind of cool, actually.
There's one year where what she did was every time I would die in a league game because I'll tell her that the more
I died the more often I lose so every time I would die. She do it. She just started hitting with the spatula and I got bruises everywhere
Bro you're an interesting guy bro wait, so is you and your wife Canadian?
No, she's from Germany, but she's half German half Colombian
Yeah, so she she just make you with a spatula because you didn't get chapter
Yep, so I was wanting to hear when also gonna happen again
Bro
Bro Jinxie how fucked up this is why does everybody say your wife is your sister, bro?
because there's no better place to meet a potential partner than the family
gathering buddy buddy it's not oh you're too wins away again I want to die
don't have the socks bro how that actually sucks man we want to know it's
really fucked up? Actually sucks. Yes, what's up? What's fucked up? What's fucked up is
I'm plus 39 minus 31. So there's a chance that if I lose again, I would need an extra
win because I wouldn't be over the cut off anymore. Yeah. Can I read you this text message
that my girlfriend just sent me? Yep. Thought I would watch your stream for a bit, but that
That guy is actually terrifying, laughing emoji, Jesus Christ.
She sent that at 9.24, wait, so what was happening an hour ago?
Oh, I think that's when you were like talking about murdering your support player.
Oh yeah, that's when I put on the Screaming People compilation.
Wait, you put on a Screaming, that was when I left?
Yeah.
Do you want to watch it with me?
Um, not really, not really, Chad, it's not AI bro, shut up, hand it to your brother, hand
it to your brother bro.
Well, what would you do if your girlfriend said sorry tonight, and then she wants to
spank you now?
Dude, listen bro, she doesn't want to do that bro, and I don't want to do that, bro,
I'm bronze okay listen man I don't know if I have the mental what are you
pacing again listen I don't know if I have the mental I don't have the mental
instability to get challenged or a leak bro listen bro I got champion and siege
I'm happy with that okay I got fucking top 2000 in clash I'm happy with that
Bro, I'm gonna have fun on League. Yo, you have your fucking wife spanking you with spatulas?
Dude, what the fuck is going on, bro? Is that actually what it takes to be challenged?
You're gonna find out when I come down to Florida.
Bro, what?
Do you think so? I hope you know we're gonna do a segment at one point, where I'm gonna...
We can post those like YouTube video. It'll be called the one death equals one spit and every time you die
I have this spit in your mouth
Bro, I'm not doing that bullshit ass video. Can you hit challenge or fuck?
I'll go farm. Oh, bro, like this is gonna be a 24-hour stream if you don't get it. You need to get it, bro
Get it
Okay, I'm gonna go pee bro. You lock in bro. Just play yee, bro. You win every game on you. All right
play he now heckrum is fucking like bro heckrum is ass I'm not even kidding
guys so you just say fucking and go ye is that what it takes now
god damn it
I
Jingsi yo, what's up? I'm back
Okay, so see the enemy jungler of this game
Who is it who is who's that? That's a professional player
So do you want me to tell you a story and the reason why I'm numb to this?
So at one point when I was going for Challenger in Brazil, what you're witnessing right now
with this like when lose when lose when men loses whatever this happened in
Brazil for unironically about 15 hours straight so like we're like if you're not
challenging by midnight do you want to call it for the night and then hit it
tomorrow like what do you want to do because the challenge was midnight you
technically the problem is that I would be the problem is Jain see that the ride
servers are going to go down tonight at 12
No, I think I'd like one or two AM because the thing is that the there's a new patch coming out
So what do you want to do?
I'm gonna shoot until the patch until the patch hits and I'm forced to get off and that's 1 a.m
probably
Okay
And you're gonna be right there with me
Bro I could
Check so that's the answer 1 a.m. I could
Order some more chicken wings. Let's go this shit going
You know I I was thinking I could get chicken nuggets, maybe
Check chicken wings or chicken nuggets
bro
What if you just order a shit of chicken and you saw like eating it while it's like a live
I'd probably just get like arrested on stream
Why?
Because you don't eat live chickens, bro. You just get feathers in your mouth
Yeah, but you won't get arrested for it
Okay, my chat is saying to stay up till 1 a.m. All right, not that's I'm with you till 1 a.m.
If you're not challenging for them, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Bro don't that's like
Could you have played better last game?
Um
Anyway, it was like small mechanical errors like if I would have played a tiny bit better mechanically then it might have changed something
So I'm like depressed
all right bro i'm gonna get
show you guys don't know my mcdonald's order
ten piece nugget
fries
chocolate milk one cookie
where's the fucking burger
i'm more of a nuggets guy
get both
Why, just so the burger can sit there?
Eat both.
Bet.
I just, I brought 10 nuggets, it's good.
Get 20.
You want me to get 20?
Yeah, eat 20 nuggets.
I should know, get 40 and if you don't eat all 40 then you get punished by a high-rise.
What if I get 20 nuggets and then they're like the stale fake ones?
isn't all mcdonald's food fake?
reach with
can you literally leave a mcdonald's burger out for like 10 years and it doesn't even change?
chat do you guys want to see something cute? look
chat mode
my puppy's sleeping
next to me
really?
yeah
Nice. That means it likes you.
Yes.
So in your house, is it just you and your brother?
No, bro. In my house, it's me, my brother, my other brother, my sister, my two cousins, my mom, my dad.
Bro, what the fuck? That's sick.
Bro, it's my whole family, yeah.
That's Ash and Zayn.
Yeah bro, so I just see my family every day, it's awesome.
Nice.
I'm not a lie, he's been sleeping.
Yeah, she's sleeping.
Dude, what if you just bought like a big property out in like rural Arizona and then you just made your own cult?
Ah, why would I, why the fuck would I do that?
Morgan's would probably work.
Bro, but I can't sleep.
Cut, or not sleep.
I can't scream because of my screams.
Yep.
That says, what the fuck, bro?
Do you even want Challenger?
Do you even want it?
Do you want it?
Like, bro, why are we all here?
We're all here to see you hit Challenger.
If you lose this game, you're going to be three wins away.
Alright, R2.
It's up.
You need to win this game.
You have to win this game.
Wait bro, we're here to watch you win.
Let's go then.
I think everybody's cheering you on, man.
I'm gonna be honest, we can actually win this one.
like lowkey it's so innable, like 100%
oh yeah, no shit, it just started
like it just started, bro, relax
yep, there's one kid
oh, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the top to bot full clear
you ready for a janky?
yes
like, don't test, come on, bro
Like, you have to get challenger, man.
I know.
Please.
You have to get it now, please.
We're doing it, don't worry.
Dantez, I'm gonna give you, I'm gonna just read this as motivation.
Six months sub in the chat named, Hi, with a bunch of eyes.
I want to see him fail.
How does that make you feel, Dantez?
Does that awaken anything in your heart, mind, or penis?
How does that make you feel?
He wants to see you feel.
The only thing getting awoken is is that after the night shift
and then beating the fuck out of him
because he made too much noise.
Do you know what I mean, Jynxy?
Jynxy?
Wait, so Speed Guy is the pro player who's jungle-ing?
Wait, why didn't you answer what I said?
bro because that's correct yep we can knock off
bro call me crazy don't test listen yep if you get off now your three wins away
and you hit it tomorrow.
No.
Because what I don't want to happen is I don't want you to tilt and then you're like nine wins away.
Jengzy, I'm gonna tell you something. I've never tilted before in my entire life.
Okay.
What do you mean you've never tilted?
like like I've legitimately never gotten tilted
like have I gotten peeved yes but I've never been tilted
chat it's not L man's guys it's like if taunt is gets tilted then he's like
I wish back when I was grinding clash every day. I wish somebody was like when I went on a losing streak. Hey, man
You should probably get off. Yeah, but how can you even losing clash?
Have you ever played the game now, but it's single player like if you lose it's completely your fault now
the game has like hardcore like hard counter matchups like master 3 you
just stand no chance of winning yeah so like what would happen like the endless
cycle of flash is like you play good you get a bunch of medals or trophies and
then you lose to a hard counter and then it's like whatever and then you lose to
another hard counter but then you get so mad that you match back to back hard
counters in a row that what you end up doing is you end up just getting angry
So then when you don't even have a bad matchup you just lose anyways because you're pissed
But if you don't get tilted bro, you got it
That's my super power GenC. I'm telling you I'm never tilted
So their jungler plays for what team none anymore
Nice! That was kind of goaded by your teammate.
Okay, GenC, I'm not going to lie to you, there's still a chance.
I just have to give literally everything.
Wait, are you good?
Your mic just like lagged out.
Your Discord camera froze.
Wait, your mic's like lagging out, are you good?
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
Does it sound good now?
Yeah, now you're okay.
Okay, Jinx, are you ready?
Your screen share is black.
Dude, no it's not.
Wait, is it out?
Screen share. Yeah, yeah.
But Chad is saying you're playing the number one jungler NA.
Bro, it's still not working.
What? I just, I just said.
Oh, it's back. Go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Wait, did you see me get the killer now?
No.
I don't know, he could be one of them, maybe.
So what's your win count here, talk to me, don't test.
What we need to do is keep stealing resources, because the thing is that right now my Qasante is involved, like my top laner.
But we just need to get to a point where we can solve the game out so that I can put my top laner in fights and lane.
So now the issue is that this game looks hard.
So what we're gonna do now is we're gonna actually see if we can look on the Zyra kill.
Well my chat saying I did see you get the kill. I was on my phone maybe? I don't know.
Hey Jynx, you want to fight through? There's the wincon.
What is the wincon?
Me.
Ora.
Okay, if you win this you're one off again.
Yep.
That's all I'm saying.
So if they were to stop in a Platinum right now, up 10 kills, do you think they'd still win or not?
Who would be the Platinum?
Top laner, like no fight.
Like they'd probably still have the advantage?
Yeah.
But if it was their jungler, no. If it was their jungler, you stop in a Platinum and he would lose.
This is so fucking cancer It's okay bro, calm down
You didn't see the real question, when the fuck has someone to calm down, ever calm them
down, ever That actually is a good question, I honestly
don't know, that is a good question, I don't know if that's ever worked
He's been two wins away since 8pm, you see shut the fuck up, he was one win away twice.
That's true.
We're done with this, you got this, wait y'all coming back, hold up, hold up.
Listen it's me on this top laner against the world right now.
You're good.
You guys got this, okay?
Trust me.
Alright, let's do Nisha.
You've never tilted, bro. You got this shit.
You need more beer. I'll get one beer after every game.
I'll just keep going until I'm drunk.
One beer after every game.
What if you get alcohol poisoning?
One beer every 40 minutes, you can't get alcohol poisoning.
If I just start spam running it down over and over and over again, then you die of alcohol
poisoning.
Well, yeah, then I would die of alcohol poisoning, but I'm going to assume you're not going to
do that.
Okay.
Bro, this guy's 7-0, my God.
Yeah, but it doesn't matter because the thing is, we have a lot of chains you see.
So all it takes is one guy lining one ability on him and then afterwards you can just win.
Okay, let's see if our disabled's here. This light's actually walking this bush.
Yeah, cause he just walks in my ball time and just fucking doing some of my shit.
You told speed no more beer?
Bro.
That's not what I said.
What did I say?
I don't even drink bro, relax!
Wait, didn't you just drink now?
Bro, I don't like to get drunk. I like to drink two beers and go to bed. I'm like a human.
Wait, Jinxie, don't get drunk every night and then go to the arcade so you can beat up around these little girls that you meet over there.
Uh, if you read my YouTube comments, yeah, that's what it's gonna say.
My YouTube comments are literally plagued with false stories.
None of that shit's real, man.
Can you challenge your mother fucker yep
Wow
Yeah, I'm gonna be real three brothers like me and bear off for us right now
Bro, Haspika died? Haspika died?
Jinxie, it's it's looking like a little rough
You might not even want to queue while this guy's queueing. Voila
No, I don't think that's the issue
I'm the issues more about the fact that the enemy supported 0-0 on 13
Like the enemy support has participated more kills than even their fucking jungler eyes
most of the time you can actually like sit there and understand which lane is
getting gapped. Jin just said yeah it's jungle for sure. Yeah well he's like
trolling. Oh Kef, bro I think y'all just FF in like safe time no? Isn't this just bad?
Like all the games are winnable this one doesn't even look winnable they're so
No fair.
Yeah, but I'm not even kidding, like we still have a chance.
Seriously?
Really?
Yep.
As long as I'm in the game we can always win.
remember don't every game is wonderful okay every game is one of every game
jinx I can feel I can feel myself slipping what do you mean by slipping
I'm slipping into the madness, Jinxy.
Listen, we lost you for an hour, we can't lose you again.
That was scary.
For that was literally scary, bro.
We can't lose you again.
Jinx, I can feel it calling to me, man.
What is it?
the shadow man who is the shadow man he's the guy that makes me say all these bad things
Yo, keep your mouth closed.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Shut up, Don.
Has no nothing.
No.
Get out.
Get out of my head.
Please.
You're never going to make it.
You'll never be challenger again.
Leave me alone.
listen to what he's saying he's telling you to get off line
why would he say that? why would he say that?
alright I'm gonna get another beer you figure this out
don't says you need to figure your shit out
if you keep playing like if you're doing this you're not ever gonna win
the shadow man the fuck is wrong with you bro the shadow man really really
the shadow man is telling my Jen to go and this hunger second item I can hear
him whispering to him
So fucked.
Oh, man.
and
guys is so fucked up game
One hour ten minutes left when you finna get sucker punched in the mouth.
Guys, I'm jungler's level 18.
Yo, Dantes, I really think you guys should just FF, man.
And maybe go to the next game.
Dantes, I don't think it's worth it, bro.
I think we just FF and go to the next game.
Jinxie, it's like going up to an orphanage and telling him,
hey man, I think you should just get adopted.
Like, I've been fucking trying, man.
Have you not seen this?
Yeah, I think you should just FF and go to the next one.
I don't think there's any point of playing this out.
Jynxie, Jynxie.
I have been trying.
What more do you want me to do?
Just convince your team to FF.
Listen, bro, all y'all need to do is win three games.
That's it.
Bark for it. Okay, bark. Bark for the FF. Bark for the FF. Just do it. If you bark, you'll
do it.
It's like going up to a homeless man and telling him bark for a dollar.
Yo, Donfass. Yeah, it's not about being an asshole. It's like I don't want to see my
my friend get literally ganked for the next five minutes.
This is so counterproductive.
It's 30 to seven, guys.
Wake up and smell the coffee.
This one was over nine minutes ago.
We got an FF and get into the next game.
It's not about, it's about being a good friend.
Bro, if your friend was burning alive in a car crash,
would you pull him out of the car?
Yeah, let's get you out of the car, Dantex.
depends upon one trick or not
yeah ho ho ho that's crazy
three-fuckin yeah one jump is bad
Wait, so they're intentionally not FFing just, uh...
Don't send this. Do not send this. True Leaven will burn you. Do not send this.
Bro, just, nah, but if you sit at the foul and you're gonna get banned, oh my god, this
game is ass.
Just keep running it down until it's over.
You can see what the fuck out in front of you.
Brother, it's 31 to 7.
Like I can't watch this.
It's literally the equivalent to watching your friend get jumped and stabbed.
And instead of stopping the fight, you record it with a camera.
No, Jensy.
Jensy.
I'm recording this with a camera.
Joke jinx. It's like your friend is getting jumped and stabbed and then you tell him you're like hey dude
Pull your pants. I'll let them fuck you in the ass too while they're at it
Bro just ff this shit, bro. I can't look at this anymore. It's like what you get stabbed
Also what like on top of this you have literally one hour to hit chow I
I don't even think it's possible anymore.
You need 320-minute wins.
You need three wins in a row.
Three wins straight, I'll allow it.
Like, dump that.
Listen.
If you get three wins straight, that counts, because as long as you queue your last game
before 1159. That's within the confines of the challenge.
I wonder about the confines of the mental prison that's erected itself around my mind.
Yo, listen. You need a listen, bro.
Don't test. Here's what happened. You were one went away from Challenger and you got
inted, okay? You got literally fucking inted, okay? Then you were one went away from Challenger
again and you lost a close game. What you can't do is just allow this. Don't test.
If you lose your mind, then you're going to start playing bad.
As long as you maintain the current level of play you're at now, you're going to hit
challenger.
Okay?
What you can't do is tilt.
You cannot tilt.
All right.
Let me get my chicken nuggets and then we're going to regroup.
you
You
That's skinny.
The real horse to fire.
Is one the real number, Jensie? Do you feel that?
Who does she know?
I am, I am. It's time now.
the way it begins the way of the warrior comes to an end
as the new age begins the ways of old must have reared
and they always must give in
is a major time and the year is coming to an end
and of the road surrender
And he is dead.
On the run by the base, 500 soldiers are surrounded and outnumbered.
Who she don't dignified.
Bro, it's because I'm the GOAT!
I even saw your name, bro.
Yep, I'm trying it.
There's even two more!
You can't just go home!
And it's still going to be the deadline!
Jensie, it's time for us to forget the past, bro.
Embrace the future!
Yes!
She don't love me!
What about us?
Jesus, Bob, hunts, I'm alright
They would not!
So I'm going at all numbers
Who she don't dignified
Six of them alive, six of them alive, six of them alive, six of them alive, six of them alive, six of them died.
Shall you, uh...
There's no point standing around!
We'll only be showered by more��
Play this. Play this.
Ready your horses. On the double.
Be honest.
Are all of us...
Riding towards death.
Yes, we are.
And since we're dying anyway, you're saying that it's better?
if we at this time fighting I am away if we'll die anyway then who cares what we
do we could just disobey your orders it wouldn't be a thing would it yes you're
precisely right everything that you thought had meaning god of the whole
dream a moment of happiness none of it matters as you mind none of the day
It matters as you walk in for a last time to challenge the GenC.
Nothing changes what an insane piece of shit does to a rank.
Does that mean our lives are meaningless?
Does that mean that there was no point not being born?
What about our slain comrades?
Would you say that of our slain comrades?
What about their lives?
Were they-
FUCKING GOD DAMN IT!
They were not!
Were not!
This is an example to us all.
I knew it was for them.
This is for all the EU people, Jinxie, that have been staying up until 4am to watch the challenge with Ryan.
I'm gonna kill you all, you're gonna kill me.
They don't fuck with me.
What?
Oh god, if you don't get challenged, I'm gonna fuck you in your tiny ass!
I know!
I get it!
I'm gonna get you in a second, a bit!
If you don't get challenged, I'm gonna fuck you in your tiny little ass, and you're all up!
Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, come on.
Stop it.
Oh, you're wrong.
You have to win this.
Jensy, listen.
If I lose it all, Jensy, if I don't hit you today,
you'll still accept me.
Would I still accept you if you didn't hit me in the challenge?
Yeah.
I would be like my son asking me if I would still love you, crackhead.
And the answer is yes.
I'll still love you, God damn it.
You don't tell me.
But I'll just be disappointed.
That's the evidence!
You want to disappoint your father?
No.
You don't want to disappoint your father?
No, I don't.
You make your father proud.
You make your father proud and you gank me.
This one's for your father.
Nice.
Oh my god.
Got that.
Another.
Why not?
Why not one more?
Oh my god!
Another!
Oh my god!
This is real fraud!
We need to get down here.
We need to win this game.
We've got...
We will
Genji do you want to know why this matters?
Because legends never die
On my case on
I wanted to watch what's about to happen are you looking are you looking
outnumbered good it means it's even odds for them
I've cancer I'm a fucking retard Wow okay never mind you yeah no no no wait this is
awkward yep this is actually about a while
Bro Dantez what the fuck was that?
Dude Jinxie stop bro I already know you don't need to tell me again
Okay thanks thank you
Wait wait there's a there's a weird song that I'm gonna play
The beat goes hard but just don't listen to the lyrics okay
The beat goes hard but don't listen to the lyrics.
Yeah exactly.
Alright?
Okay, are you sure?
Yeah, let's go.
Soon it was fucking crazy by the way.
Don't listen to the lyrics?
Yeah, do not listen to the lyrics.
Just don't listen to the lyrics.
Alright.
Don't listen to the lyrics?
Yeah, do not listen to the lyrics, just listen to the lyrics.
Yo!
JC, listen!
Wait, it goes fucking crazy for the drop.
He's such a shithole, he comes to my voice, thinking he did not own me the nice girl, saying I'm talking like a dog, thinking she was from your god, from your baby's eyes, but maybe she'll be my first love, boy
Wait for it bro
Fuck this shit!
Wait, you're late!
How the fuck is this?
This...
Jaxie...
Just trust, wait!
Is this my hat now?
Like, oh, what is this?
No, Jaxie just trust...
I told you not to listen to lyrics!
Why didn't you listen?
Yeah, but it's not possible!
It opens up and takes my hat now!
Oh
God damn it
I
Told you not to listen to the lyrics you didn't buddy. I hate buddy. What else let's do the beat
Yeah, I heard it. It doesn't do that bad. I heard it, bro
right I
Think you give right?
No
Never give never give Jinxie never give the greatest ever you the greatest ever
Okay, no Jinxie one question for you
Yes, are you ready?
Yeah, are you gonna play beauty in a beat no
How are you?
Bro, there's no you don't know this one.
I don't know this.
Okay, listen, adrenaline is pumping.
Bro, quick, you need to beat, man!
Bro, soon, wait!
Ohhhh.
I'm just a beat.
No!
Oh no!
What is going to happen?!
What the fuck happened?!
You were one of them!
What the fuck?!
Wait, no!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Jinkz, hold on, it's happening!
Oh, no bad!
Okay, we're fine, we're fine.
Shush, shush, shush.
There's no place to be found
Now JC! Now JC!
Are you ready for it?
I'm ready!
I
Told you it's actually good
I
Everyone knows that
I
Nice
you
Yeah, what's up, what's up, bro next loss I'm off
So listen, let me make myself clear, it's either Challenger or Bust, you need two wins
bro, next loss I'm off.
So without that, you need two wins and you're Challenger, come on!
GenC, what if I told you that these motherfuckers banned my motherfucking mastery this game?
That's the kind of confidence I like alright, and I get a song request
Can I get a song request fuck to me wait about a shit myself hold it up. Oh
No, oh no, JC. Yes. Oh, I know I know we're good. Okay. What's up?
Alright, do you want to hear my song requests?
Yep.
Wait, I'm finding the song.
Bro, fucking say it!
Relax.
And I know that he knows my fate for me.
What is this?
Wait.
Did you hear that?
Alright, pursuit of happiness, Kid Curry.
Oh that's good one.
little bit, hold it up, take a hit, feel it in the light
Jinxie, tell me where you know about Jinxie
Bro, this is what life is about Jinxie
This is what it is, bro
We're never gonna get this snipe back ever again
Do you understand that, Jinxie?
We're never gonna get this thing back to might as well make the fucking most of it, bro
you
You
The power of autism will bring you to Challenger!
Get out, get out of there, get fucking out!
Get out of there!
You will be challenger, Dantez!
You will!
I will.
I will, Jenny!
You you you all you guys no no no no it's okay too much music
my ass sauce concert oh wow my little boss concert too
No, we're fine, go chill.
You need a challenger, man, you need a challenger!
Jyncey.
You have this win and then one more win, you motherfucker.
This win, then one more, Dottas, please.
I never took education seriously, I had a two-point...
Whoa, this is me!
I didn't take any honors in the VP class, it's nothing.
Maybe I took honors in English, maybe I knew fucking remember.
The guidance counselor said I'd be a failure, the teacher said I'd be a failure.
One of my teachers, my business teacher said,
When are you gonna start taking life seriously?
You have a dream, you have to protect that dream
every single day when you wake up, bro!
Start it off!
Five!
Years ago, five!
It was just an idea!
Oh my fucking...
Fuck! I love this fucking stage-maker dream!
I'm gonna promise to myself, you're in a half of a second, I'm not gonna let myself stick out of this path, and you break a promise.
When you break a promise, Shinse, to yourself.
It's about what you do in the dark room when it's you and me.
Haha
Jesus our fucking moments you understand me
No, don't that's
Wow
Don't that I'm legitimately drunk. You need to challenge them while I'm drunk. It's gonna make it better. Okay
Motherfuckers that said it's at least a fucking time. I'll never be able to do it. It's not a real fucking job
Then but I'm out of motherfuckers that never believed in me, bro
but God
The amount of motherfuckers that will tell you that you can't do something because they can't imagine themselves doing something
Though do not let anyone tell you the same, bro
Do not let anyone tell you anything, bro
Just a minute or two, I don't know what you want
I don't know this!
You can leave me for anything you set your fucking mind to throw
Do not take shit from anybody, bro
No drama is your strength
I love that you got out of there, I love you!
Okay Jinx, we gotta go topside now, we gotta go topside now. Let's go!
Hey!
I can't even tell you what you can and can't do in this life!
You want to pay that you've got the money now!
But I'm BOSS!
Hold me FUUUUUUCK!
You want to pay the guy who gets hammered and not dead?!
Please!
Right now!
I'm too against you.
What do we play now?
Listen.
Go ahead.
Go ahead
Come on, Dante. You got this, pimp!
Get ready to get the eye of a cheers rolling!
Cause he's gotta do it!
Indeed, indeed, fucking indeed, yes, yes!
Talking to the fucking telephone, you hear me?
You fucking don't hear what I can hear as you!
Let your voice be my guiding light, Jamesy.
My lighthouse and the tumultuous sea
That is the unending despair of this journey.
So close, Jack.
There's no other stop.
The way it is, you know?
The drift finally stops.
Finally stops.
I don't know about that.
The way it is, you know?
But Jyncey, the way it is, need not be the way it will be.
What?
Do you get it?
But it's what, Bojack Horseman or not?
No.
F**k!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I failed you.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I failed you
It's that fan you don't reach my two powers
That show
Get out of my way!
Son of a...
You better fucking engage, boy!
Engage!
You're gonna ruin it!
What do we got next?
Wait, I got you Rathun.
What?
This one's for you.
Death Note.
I got you Rathun.
What?
And this one's for you, Death Note.
Oh my god, if that still ever made...
And after that, I'll be rid of the police!
Waving an anvil!
And that's right!
This is my perfect victory!
I win!
You better get down, or I'll beat the shit out of you!
You better still engage!
Don't just engage!
Engage!
That's my boy!
Sounds for you.
Sounds for you, bro.
I'm stimming I'm stimming engage engage engage engage engage
Oh wait, oh
Wait save one left how's that even possible?
No that's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine
Oh no
Nice
I'm not only
No, no, that's not fun. We're so good. We're so good
That's a unit challenge with you, I'm gonna puke on this fucking stream
Don't worry
There was no way the world has to be fit
Kill them all, bitches!
Kill them all!
I'll give it everything!
I'll give it everything I have!
No fucking way that bush camping piece of shit engage fucking engage engage
I love you. That's my boy. That's my boy
Contest when I tell you fucking engage you fucking engage every fucking time I will
You know that I am happy with some other guy.
I can see him die.
So I get one more beer and guess who knows?
Engaged!
Fucking Engaged!
Shit.
No, it's one point.
I think you're chillin' in the beer store, but I think you're chillin' up for a little bit.
I'm not gonna lie.
You might need to chillin' up for a little bit.
Let's go, bro.
You know what? You're right.
Don't ask, you're right.
Jengze, what if I told you?
Talk to me, bro.
That's someone made a hard style of us.
Save Waddle up.
Listen.
This is us.
Yes.
I might have promised myself I'm not gonna let my soul slip down this path.
Don't you know?
I'm still trying to promise.
Better than ever.
Jason, listen, listen, listen, listen fast.
You know why?
I'm gonna do this first time I ever share it.
Because I...
Truth was a lie.
Your team is gonna deal with that.
You need to save the monster, Nancy!
Oh my god, this is a streak.
My name is Polina!
Please!
I have never known.
Oh, no!
I need you to fucking get in there! I need you to take over this fucking game!
Do you hear me?!
I need you to fucking get in!
I need you to take over!
I need you to take over! I need you to take over this game!
I need you to tell him that you can and can't do in this life!
You will do anything you set your mind to.
Let's go!
Any day! Any day!
Long story short, I said listen to the joke!
You are undisturbed!
I'm not the devil!
I can't go!
I
Holy shit, okay, don't that's listen, bro
You need to win this game because then you're on your challenge again, you jinx you know what song when you right now
Yes
Jinxie, right now you're drunk?
Listen, this is the song you need right now, bro.
This one's for you.
Here we go.
Give me a second, I need to get my, here we go.
Give me a second, I need to get my story straight.
My friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the umpire.
They take my love and she's waiting for me.
You just be on the bar, I'm taking time to my flaccid,
asking about the scar.
I know I'll be the one.
Chap and niggas, you know it. Only if you know it.
I know you trying to kill me, but the truth is I'm saying it.
you
It's fucking okay, bro. It's okay because you tried and that's all I care about.
You said you tried. You tried, bro.
So what you're saying is you want me to queue up again?
I'll tell you something.
No, no, no, no.
That's us.
Listen, that's us.
I need you to listen to me.
You're listening.
I'm happy that you tried.
I'm proud of you for trying.
Tomorrow you'll be three wins away from challenger.
All right.
You'll be three wins away from challenger, and you're going to hit challenger tomorrow.
and you're gonna hit challenger tomorrow, okay, Tautes?
So you're saying you want me to queue up again, so tomorrow I'm only two wins away from challenger?
Um, yeah, that's not what I'm saying. What I want you to do, Tautes, I want you to turn off your stream
and go hug your wife, bro, okay? Tomorrow you're gonna get challenger, because Tautes, today was scary, alright?
All right, let me talk to you, bro.
Today was the most scared I've ever been of you.
When you were one-off challenger and you were fantasizing
about slitting Silas' throat in game, that was terrifying.
Listen, bro, I'm saying this out of love.
You only need three wins, okay?
I don't know if you're in the best mental headspace
to play League right now.
I just watched you play League for six hours, bro.
And look, bro, who cares if you lost the challenge?
All that means is now you're coming to Florida after this Minecraft marathon, and I'm gonna spank your ass, bro
It's honestly a good thing that you lost
So what I want you to do, bro is I want you to hug your wife and watch a movie and enjoy your night, bro
And then tomorrow you're gonna hit challenger. Okay
Why did somebody in my chat just type can't end on a loss and why did you just cue again?
Why did you cue again you sick motherfucker?
Don't test, just go hug your wife?
Don't test, what are you doing?
Why the fuck would my wife want to hug a low elo husband?
You're not low elo, you're grandmaster.
You're three wins away, you're not low elo bro.
This isn't you Don't test, this isn't you.
jingxi
What if I told you this is the purest form of me?
No, no
Jingsi
What if I told you that all of the mental stability that you've seen had to be forced?
What if I told you that the fact that I love the balance lifestyle?
For a way jingxi where we shut the fuck up jingsi jingsi it might not be over yet
Jinxy you got toppling yeah, but Jinxy if I win this I get double LP if I win this and I get double
LP I got bro I gotta go like what?
Why'd you Q Jinxy if I was 12 30 the challenge is over what's wrong with Jinxy range Jinxy if I win
this and I get double LP jingsy bro doubt that I have to like sleep bro wait you
wallah you get double up if you want wallah I get double up if I win and
then we're one man off challenger
oh my god why did you cue you sick fuck no but you can see jingsy think about it
think about it for a second this could be a sign from God because I know listen
to Jinxie please listen I queue up randomly right when I decide to randomly
queue up I get randomly out of the top one with three games away from
challenger if I win this and we get double p then I'm one win away from
challenger it's a literally a sign from God I'm not even trolling
I'm telling you you know what you need to do bro you need to like
To win yes, because about when we get double up. Look at this guy actually look at this guy
This is a guy that is fucking destroyed by League of Legends this game destroyed you bro
They got you by the nuts. What are you even saying bro? You could have just hit it tomorrow. You fucking psycho
I'm not getting another beer tab, I got another beer I'm going to faint.
Jinxie, if I win this game, I am literally getting double LP.
Bro, you're so sick in the head, bro.
Jinxie.
What, bro?
Are you listening to me right now wait you actually get double LP though. Yes. Yes
James yeah, I want you to close your eyes for a second. Okay, bro. Tell me when your eyes are closed
All right, they're closed brother closed what's up?
Oh my god!
Jinxie, just the small town girl
Yeah, yeah
Living in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Jinxie, your turn, your turn, your turn, your turn
STICK IT!
Alright, time for us to get down now.
you
I
Get filled what are the chances bro, what are the chances it's destiny, so
Yeah, kind of
Exactly
Are watching jiddy
We're playing good this game data I don't know if we're going to come I mean, I can play it
the only reason why in the past I would like never get past diamond is because I would
just get so bored that I just end all the time.
Oh my god, you're fucking running this guy out of the lane.
Holy shit.
Fuck off.
Or a fun.
Not bad.
You're saying you'll bot? Why would you bot?
Well, because, so right now bot is open, right?
So it means that if Vel'Koz wants to go bot, he has to overextend and the enemy can kill him.
So that's why it's okay better for me to go bot, because I can at least have an easier time of running away than them.
Genji, our team just got triple bro. Genji, our team just got triple bro. Genji, our team just got fucking triple bro.
Yeah, you're gonna be one off. Bro, he's actually gonna be one off. Oh my god.
You're gonna be one off. You're gonna be one off.
Nice, that was satisfying.
Yeah, so now I gotta be careful because you get one shot me.
Take that, huh?
Oh, you're gonna do it.
You're actually gonna do it. One of us.
Jinx, I just have one question.
Yes?
Were you here?
Yes?
Jeff, were you here?
The things ever be the same again
No, you're gonna be on your chow game if you're doing good!
Yeah, it's only right.
GINGESI!
THEY ARE FAST!
Oh my god, oh my god.
You just need one to win.
It's not dead.
You just need one to win.
Oh my god! Okay, double P. We actually have double P.
This is it!
Okay, but Jinxie, now it's a real question.
Jinxie.
Yes?
Is 928LP enough for Challenger?
Check. Check. Check.
It's not?
Or it is?
It's not?
So we might need two more ones.
Mio! Mio! Bro, I gotta go to bed!
Mio.
I gotta go to bed!
Two more again!
Mio.
Bro, Dantez, stop it to you, bro.
I can't.
Yeah, these guys are fucking addict.
Bro, Dantez.
I gotta go to bed bro two more and it's one it's 1 a.m. I end at 10
Me ho
Me ho stop you bro. Let me just stop you. Let me just stop you bro. Let me talk to you
All right, let me talk to you for a second
Dottas
Okay, don't test. Can you hear me? I can hear you. Okay, bro, if you needed one more
win at 1 a.m., I would watch. Bro, you need two more wins at 1 a.m. I fit, I physically
I'm already like, I've been streaming nine hours, I'm already drunk. Bro, listen, don't
says. I think you should hit it tomorrow. The challenge is already over. You need two
wins. If you want to hit it now, I'm not going to stop you. This is your moment. But bro,
I have to go to sleep. I have been live for nine hours. It's one in the morning. I think
you hit it tomorrow.
You can say I know somewhere you're getting out, but there's something that I need to
tell you.
So you live in tarpon springs, right?
Yes, yes.
Okay.
Have you been checking out the news recently?
What about the news?
Oh, so you haven't.
No, this guy is so unwel.
What is the news?
What?
What is the news?
Jinxie.
There's a guy named the drunk tarpon didler.
And what he does is anytime you go to sleep before 2 30 a.m. And you're drunk
He goes in your room and he starts stabbing you to death. I'm not even
Jingsy listen 15 people have lost jingsy I wouldn't be laughing if are you
15 people have lost their lives to this guy read your chat read what they're saying. What are they saying jingsy?
They're saying true, degloved, degloved, true.
Jinzi, listen, if you go to bed right now, you're going to wake up with a blade in your
throat and you'll never be able to take your mother out to breakfast ever again.
Yeah.
Miho, Miho, listen, I'm telling you this, I'm telling you this because I care about you,
Miho.
We cannot have you die to the drunk tarpon diddler, bro.
We cannot.
Can you listen to me and stop fucking pacing? Okay, listen, bro
That's that's I
Have been streaming for nine hours. I've been drinking for the last three. I need to go to bed
Bro, don't test if you were one went off. Yes, I would watch but your two wins off
We don't even know if you're gonna win. Listen don't test
If you wait until tomorrow at literally like fucking four
4pm, 3.30pm, I'll be able to watch all the games fully energize, bro.
I'm literally on 1HP right now, I can't do it.
If you want to hit challenger now, I'm not going to stop you, bro.
But I have to go to sleep now, I have to go to sleep now, bro.
This is like bad.
Jynx, I understand, bro.
I'm going to say right now you're on 1HP, but when the drunk tarpon divler comes in
your room, you're going to be on 0HP because it isn't 2.30am yet, bro.
Look at your clock. What time does the clock say?
Dot test. There is not a drunk,
sharp and deadler.
Ask your chat.
Dot test. Ask your chat.
Over. Listen, fuck the chat.
They're just going to fucking troll.
Dot test. The challenge is over.
Can you just wait until tomorrow
and then we do a full on fucking sweat fest?
If you had it or not, please.
I'm asking you this as a friend.
Just take, bro.
just chill watch Netflix you need to win you just got double LP you're literally
gonna coast in a challenge or tomorrow bro all right sorry Jinzy Jinzy you're
a son I'll listen tomorrow listen listen let me ask you a question okay and
this will dictate everything you've spent the whole day watching me try to
challenge her yes I have you've been you've been here through every step of
the way. Are you asking me as a friend right now to just go to bed so tomorrow you can
be there for the culmination of the journey? Bro, yes, please! Yes, that's exactly what
I'm saying. Bro, sleep it off, rest up, you need two wins tomorrow. I'll literally start
streaming fucking early, swimming up the way. I'll fucking start streaming at 2.30. Bro,
For gutting a challenger tomorrow, I can feel it in the tip of my rock and I'll be there,
bro.
Okay, James.
I'll put it off in the same way that you were there for me.
I'll be there for you.
Get your fucking sleep, soldier.
You did well today.
John Tess, tomorrow you're gonna hit challenger.
You need two wins, two wins, because then I'll actually have the energy, bro.
Right now I'm literally on one HP.
All right?
I got you.
and then you know what the best thing is jing see tomorrow if i had challenge on the two wins
then afterwards you fucking uh it's your turn for silver bro yes exactly bro exactly tomorrow's
gonna be peak okay okay i'll see you tomorrow i fucking love you bro that was so fun but dude
i need to sleep okay all right i love you too bro have a good every day
All right guys, I disabled delay yo, yo, oh my god guys
Wow
What a fucking battle today was cute now guys. I'm not kidding up. I'm not kidding up like guys think about it think about it
Jinx he literally spent eight hours today watching he literally was watching for eight hours and all he wanted to do was see his
Coacher challenger his friend him challenger, you know what I mean? And it's like if I queue up right now
That's almost like spitting in his face. You know, I mean so no we're not gonna do that. Okay?
The listen guys, okay, we're gonna be live again tomorrow
We're gonna have fresh energy. We're gonna have fresh mental
We're gonna have a fresh mind state and tomorrow. I'm telling you it is going to be
fucking
demonic
Because we're two wins away, but it's like the second win that we're gonna get it like hard secures challenger, right?
So we win the second game, right? We're gonna get like literally 60 LP
Guys, I'm not fucking chewing up enough
You know what you know what you guys are like, you know what you guys are like
As I can imagine I'm a drug addict, right? And then I have a friend that's like, okay, bro
I'll do a trip with you
That way you don't have to like do it on your own so I can like observe you right and then it's like I'm sitting there
And I'm like oh dude those drugs felt so amazing like let me sit there and I want to keep doing it nice
I'm capable of listening, but just wait until I can be there to accompany on the trip
And then you guys are sitting there, and it's like you're telling me bro, bro inject the fucking methane to your arms now
Injected guys. I am not taking the fucking drugs
stop like guys it's guys like do you
understand what you're doing it's like
you're telling a drug addict to just
take more drugs do you understand how
crazy this is like if your friend was a
drug addict would you tell your friend
dude take more drugs yes we're doing
tomorrow okay anyways I won't be able to
to read out all the subs, all the, can you answer that update?
Tomorrow, tomorrow.
So I won't be able to read out all the subs,
give subs, resubs, everything like that,
bits, sonos, all that,
just cause there's simply like way too many.
But genuinely guys, thank you all so fucking much.
Like, for everybody for tuning in today,
for all the followers,
for everybody for spending their day here, listen.
We we tackled an almost impossible task and
We almost made the impossible possible. Do you know what I mean? It's like we almost made the impossible possible, but we almost did like
We did we did good today, you know, I mean
We did good today, but anyways, we're gonna finally hit it tomorrow. Okay tomorrow. It's gonna be fucking insane
But genuinely for everyone, for everything, thank you guys all so much, really, really, really does mean the world, seeing all the support and everything, really does mean a lot.
We're going to be live again tomorrow. I think I'm going to do some stuff with my wife in the morning, so I'm not sure when exactly we're going to be going live.
But, yeah, tomorrow will be the combination for child, okay?
But anyways, with all of that being said, holy shit.
Yo, Jesus, guys, I'm a bottom stream, fucking chill.
But Jake and their friend, 10 gifted.
RJ, Gigi, thank you, thank you, our subs.
OG, Arvin, thank you, as well.
Kpop, they're in the five, too.
JQC, they're in the prime, thank you, guys.
But anyways, guys, listen, we'll be live again tomorrow.
Tomorrow we're gonna hit it, we're gonna go crazy.
It's gonna be banger, okay?
All right, thank you guys all again for tuning in,
being a part of today, and I will see you all tomorrow.
Peace.