I love you.
Oh
How we doing
How is everybody doing today? What is up? Wait for Jinxy. Okay listen, I talked to Jinxy already.
So what we're gonna do is I'm gonna play League until I'm 1-1 away from Challenger, okay?
And then once I'm 1-1 away from Challenger, then he's gonna get on call and we're gonna finish it together.
So that's what we're gonna be doing today. It's going to be, uh, it's going to be, uh...
can't escape that
So guys quick question we are currently two wins away from challenger why the fuck
Do I have a nootier bot
Oh
And I've had more deals there than the guest of chamber there and so on some back end ninja there in the front
Thank you, bro
I said it yesterday, I'll say it again. We are fucked in.
Do you guys want to know how clocked and I am right now?
I'll show you guys how clocked and I am right now.
We're locked in the fucking E-game one. Do you understand me?
Do you understand when I tell you that we're not fucking around today?
Like, we are absolutely not locking it. We are absolutely not fucking around today. I'm telling you guys right now.
Like, if you guys think that we're gonna end another Night Grandmaster,
you got me fucked up.
just support the lobby maybe it terminates oh shit yo Toby I'm the
5-3 shot thank you you have a thing is I don't think that would he was actually
trolling because like yesterday there was a guy in my game and his name was
Udyr is a ball laner the game didn't go through but yeah it is okay it isn't
yeah but this guy legit plays fucking like Udyr toplay or Udyr bots I don't
I don't know if it's good I don't know anything about it I've never actually
even played with him before, but it's all for the best.
Where's Jettie?
He's gonna be on one win away, on one win away, then the Jettster gets on.
I just came from only pixel stream, thanks for saving me.
Bro, how can you be giving up on Washington's driving right now?
Jettie, really spent over half his stream yesterday watching you get challengers.
That was a lot of fun, it was a lot of fun, and Pimbo there in the 5 months, like Chris there in the 5 too.
Okay guys, we need to focus up, we need to focus up now.
Two wins away from the chow, two wins away from chow.
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' don't!
I think I should in parts where it's about this game, so let's get it done.
Two wins away from challenger guys.
Two wins from chow, let's go.
Where's Jinx see him he's coming after bro. He's gonna be on after he's gonna be on after
Wait, is my blood actually killing game level one?
YOOOOO!
Oh my god, is this a free win?
Yo! Is this a free win?
Oh my god, wait, this might be a free win.
Can we play with the Crogs then after Crogs?
We'll look on the wrappers.
Okay, not looking bad, not looking bad. Let's go.
Yo! What the fuck?
oh my god guys we might be in winners here and I'm not kidding but I'm not
I'm not even kidding, I'm not actually being winners to you right now.
Are you playing with no delay?
OH F**K WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT!
Okay, we're gonna...
Oh my god...
Guys...
We might be in winners to you right now, I'm not even kidding.
Like, I'm not even kidding, I'm not even kidding.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Ask him to show
You said we don't have a repeat of yasja where it's like two ends away through ends away two ends one win two win, you know
All right, I really want to promise
Very nice.
Okay, so we see that the cannons there are not bad.
You don't know about great smite, you fucking moron.
wait this is going to go this is going to go wait
okay we take those we take those
oh my god
Yo it's good chain!
We're doing the bits where we're hitting it today, I'm telling you.
Today we're actually hitting it.
And uh, trades, uh, Nightmare, Alice, Layton, and Aiden, things like that.
Okay guys, so it's time for us to get down now.
Literally, literally just gotta play for the top to bot here, and then we just win.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't see the enemy team ever winning this game at this point.
Is that like too crazy for me to say?
I mean I said the same thing yesterday and now we ended up losing, I'm pretty sure.
Alright.
What?
I
Wait fuck accident plus our
No, for the final game, I'm not gonna say
Okay, so now we're gonna have to do something after from the walls and then gromp blue
I'm gonna waste my fucking outfit
I'm assuming for the the blue and said wrong
Yeah, it's on
Bro, no, this actually looks like a free win
Now what I'm wondering is would I ever be able to invade his wrappers here
We need to hear Darth Maul right out of you, and that solidifies Chalice.
Maul Alright.
Alright, let's take this here, though.
My guess is that if Ken's not here, then he's probably on the, uh, on the grubs, for sure.
But I'm gonna be honest, if he means I get us in Tabas, I don't mind giving the grubs.
But I genuinely don't mind it at all.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
what the fuck is this?
surfing?
guys, why do i do literally
NOTHING
Okay, no, I need to just kill like my team is doing well. I need I need to stop like what am I doing this?
Why am I even doing that? Why am I even doing that? Why am I even doing that? Why am I doing that? Like no, no
I need a lock and I need a lock and I'm not locked in at all. I'm not locked in at all
Are you guys gonna have to mute TTS? So get me up to mute TTS. Okay?
Like it's not even guys it's Bob. I'm just getting thrown off because my mind is like so scattered right now
No, and I hear the TTS. It's like it gets even worse
It's not working this is just gonna plan the tops bottom machine again
Interesting
So no, but the top crab is up here, so we're gonna do this we're gonna look on the top problem and maybe get my coming in big
So we know that the enemy Kain has his red form, but we also know that his ult should
be down for a little longer.
if you play for this, it should be fine
I
What am I doing? Why am I throwing this game? Okay wait wait no no no no no no
Guys, I'm not even can I I'm legit throwing this game
Wait no no no no wait wait hold on hold on hold on
Wait, wait, wait
Disable game sounds.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to see if we can actually just put on the child in here.
Either bot, it's either botcan or it's dragon, it should be free.
No, you know what we need, we need to come coached on this.
Tell him we're running this one.
Okay, so dons, what you're going to do here is you're going to want to play on the dragon, okay?
Just play on the dragon, it's going to be free.
You have ball in, probably, plus from it, then it can move as well.
Drag it all the way back, so I can't doesn't see all.
And then you're going to be good.
Alright, this is good.
So what I want to do is I want to just pay on the dragon and afterwards just spoke their upwards
You're not paying for a helit time or anything like that
But would you look you could try doing is try to get your common to rotate to the top?
I'm sure because there could be a fight that materializes topside, but you're not gonna want to take it unless you have numbers for it
So see if you get your common for there
Good so I'm going to want to do is skip your raptor
So now what I want to do is play on the crab and after the crab I'm going to build a stop
site.
That was a karma there, yeah and you know why?
Cause I fucking pinged her, you worthless bitch.
Invade everything now, take everything from him.
He deserves none of it.
Get the blue and then afterwards get the gromp.
I don't know, send this bush, send this bush.
Do not use your Q or your E while you clear.
You saved for King.
So now we're going to do this out of base, I'm going to want to walk straight to your
blue and then afterwards go bot to top, full clear.
Get your BF sword, you want to damage spike as much as you can, perfect, so now get your
be off so that afterwards built towards your infinity edge and then go box the top
it's not what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the box the top and then
afterwards the next time it's gonna be on the hell so just file not
I didn't make gorilla noises.
Nice.
So now you're going to wait for these wolves to spawn, and then you're going to take the
rafters after them, so just wait a little bit.
When there's four seconds left, I'm going to want to press W so that we can charge
your double auto passive so now what I'm we're gonna do here you're not close to
level 12 so what I want to do is I want to put on the raptors and after raptors
you can look on the on the Herald you don't really have like a window where
you need to get these drugs and there's a might only need these drugs is because
they are not going to be able to level up. So it's kind of just like optional if you want to take them or not.
Like considering the fact that you're a team house prior.
Yeah don't go for the fight yet. Don't go for the fight yet. Try to get your comment here first.
Because worst case you know this could be a 4v3. So just wait a little bit. Wait a little bit. That's good.
Okay I don't want to use your E though. Do not use your E if you use your E then you can fuck shit up.
So this is your kill.
Don't want to kill.
You could look for a re-engage, sir.
Okay, no Bob.
I want to get your infinity out so I'm not for what's going on with this.
BRO!
THIS COACH IS INSANE!
I was literally insane!
Kojana's comes out and now it's insane.
holy fuck all right let's go
okay so now down to test listen we're gonna do is play for the the cab out of
base out of base you're gonna go cab look for the dragon suit
go go go go go go
okay so now don't test this and you're gonna play for the crab after the crab I want you
to look on the dragon.
Drag it out all the way though.
Drag it all the way though.
Good.
Even further, this is good.
Do not use your Q or your E while you clear, okay?
Because if Ken comes in, we're going to have to make sure that we have all of our abilities
up to deal with him.
Yeah, just back off.
This is bad.
This is bad.
That's a good enough play for you.
If you go in and you die each other, there's no reason for it.
Just focus on your player buddy. You might have to give it a hell, but it does matter.
Like, you guys are in a winning position.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Reset you're gonna buy LDR. You're gonna play for a soul and then you just go mudding on the game
Flame the enemy jungler now
Good.
Okay, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna go on the blue out of base and then after the blue I want you to look around driving.
Sorry, close to level 15. No. Okay, so there you go. So farming camps wouldn't really do too much for you here.
Yeah, looking for a kill on Kassante doesn't really work, because if you want to kill him, you'd have to commit your ult, which you don't want to do.
Yeah, that's my spot.
I mean it's fine my team my team should kill her.
I got a bit too greedy though to be fair.
Fuck me.
where is the swan?
They have powerful feelings in it, the chin.
Riding that to powerful feelings.
Okay, now you're gonna go box the top.
Yeah, level 15.
I'm gonna be honest to be with shopping too hard guys. The be was shopping too hard. I get it was it was actually going too crazy
The computer was going too hard.
Bro, that song was a fucking juicer.
What?
That song was actually a juicer.
What is this song?
Is it a new song in the honest game? Yeah.
It looks sick.
What was the last song? It's in my powerful feelings, Fles.
Wait, did we just end the game here? Wait, did we just end the game here?
Wow!
We're one win away We're one win off, but I need a message
jing see
he said okay don't play wait for me
Alright. Alright guys, I'm gonna disable the delay now.
Alright guys, now we just wait for Jinxy.
One win away from Challenger.
Holy fuck. Wait, let's actually look at it guys, let's actually look at it.
Can you react to the deb update?
Oh, what's this?
Okay.
Alright, so there actually was a new dev update.
Alright, let's react it.
Are you guys ready?
Type one if you guys are ready.
Is everyone ready?
Okay, let's watch.
Hey everyone, I'm Paul, also known as Paul Bro.
And I'm Andre, also known as Medla.
Today is May 4th.
May the 4th be with you, if you observe.
I observe.
Oh my god, Star Wars, my friends!
We're here to talk about Season 2, back to it.
To kick things off, we wanted to give you a little bit of info about our new champion Locke,
who'll be slinging nails and taking names on the rift.
Okay, can I just say I genuinely like the fact that Riot isn't adding that many new champions nowadays.
Can I just say W Riot for that?
Bro, it used to be literally one champion every like month and a half.
Actually good that nowadays it's only like two a year because like for all the new players very literally like bow
How the fuck do you even get into this?
13 it's not time for lock to step completely out of the shadows just yet
But let's just say that if you're a fan of assassins who offer high burst if you get your setup right lock might be your next man
Okay, interesting here in mayhem and the team will talk about that right now. Howdy
Alright, nobody cares about this, but I'll still watch it anyways.
Gamers, I'm RiotFlox.
And I'm a lot of the RiotFlox-
Wait, that's right, Fox?
Oh, cool.
And we're here to talk to you about ARMA.
To start-
Bro, does anyone even play this shit, be honest?
I'm Riot, working on Mayhem, since it's launch in October.
You've all been playing at time, and we've had a lot of fun watching-
Yes?
Like, being the most plainest little Twitch and living your ultimate rat life.
We're also working on some planned updates for 2026 right now.
I have just started talking about what 20-27 could look like as well.
Speaking of which, let's talk about the update that will be going live in 26-12,
as well as some of our longer term goals for updating mayhem moving forward.
First up, bro, you know what the saddest thing about shit like aram mayhem is?
And this is just me being honest.
The saddest thing is that the only reason why these game modes are fun is because they're like
casual, right? But for me, I can never get into it because if I'm playing league, I want to be
competitive. So the fact that there's no ranked mode makes me not want to play but
it's like I know that it's fun you know I'm talking about like like I'm the kind
of guy where I'd rather be the lowest rank and grind out the absolute like pits
then sit there and fucking play casually I can't.
Lean the trait system. Our intention was to give you more ways to strategize with
picking arguments. Plus it could provide some wacky alternative play styles you'd
never think of, like Stekosaurus you meet for example, but rather than provide an increased
increase-
But why do I just hear guys typing in the background?
Because it was trolling not to choose a traded augment, and on top of that, beyond this losing
of choice, it just feels gigabat in games where you just get unlucky and can't level
up any of your trades.
Now at the same time, we know that some of the trade effects have actually been really
-
Bro, I don't know what any of these trade things are.
Their effects will continue to live on in the form of new augment.
Don't worry, you'll still get to go wee wee wee wee. We're getting a certain amount of stacks in your game. What the fuck?
Outside or in the way? How the fuck do you even play versus that?
Including around 50 new ones and in addition to more of the augments that you've come to know and love
We're also adding an entirely new kind of augment ability augments. These ability augments will help enhance champ abilities and can
No one can
We're going to try something out in a couple of regions for a few patches.
It's a thing you can buy for a 1350RP called ARAM Wardrobe.
It lasts for 30 days and lets you use most epic tier and below skins released before 2026
in ARAM and ARAM Mayhem.
We'll be testing in Oceania.
That's a low-key a good idea.
Like low-key a good idea.
For the casuals, like low-key not a bad idea.
But it's like, what the fuck is it in Ocean Brazil?
OC has like less than 50,000 players, dude.
And of that 50,000, everyone in the high-low
is just like a Chinese win trader.
Brazil.
So let us know what you think, whether you
get the chance to try it out, or if you just
have questions and thoughts.
OK, speaking of skins, you know what season 2 really needs,
Andre?
I'm sure I have more.
More items, updates of the ranking system,
maybe even more ranks, uh, new runes.
No idea what you're going to suggest, Paul.
Demons at the beach.
THAT'S NOT WHAT IT NEEDS!
WHAT?!
Huey, Brandt, and Procedure Leblanc
will be coming out in the Sinful Shores skin line.
W goon bro you guys actually like pixie haircuts wait really unless you guys
are jerking off to the jacked shirtless guy that would lowkey make more sense
you don't I feel like any guy that says they like girls with like short hair it's
It's like a woman saying that they like bald dudes.
You know what I mean?
Like, for you to like that, you know what I mean?
Like, why?
You know what I'm talking about?
Outtake!
Your dad's bald and your mom's with them?
Yeah, but he's old.
Still bald?
Okay, what's your point?
So you're saying your mom finds it ugly and disgusting
and it's the worst thing she ever did in her life
Well, no, but it's just a
Baby every time I see him I literally just spend hours rubbing his head. He's like my little genie
Yes
Either that or you make me go to Turkey
in patch 26.12 and after that we'll have high noon skins for Akshan and Locke as well as
broken Covenant skins for Aurora, Shen and Maiden.
Okay, can I just say this?
I'm gonna be honest, I feel like Rod should just go back and remove a bunch of the skin
lines that just have like one offs.
Cause how does the high noon skin line have like 30 skins and then other random skin lines
have like one skin?
You know what I mean?
We are MSI Rubshare skin.
Then in July we'll have the 2025 World's Winner skins, and a Victoria skin for Season 2 will be everyone's favorite knife cat, Rengar.
Alright, shifting gears a bit.
Bro, okay, yo, I just need to take a second to talk about this.
There's nothing on this planet that fell off harder than Victoria skins.
Not even James Charles.
Like dude, let's be real the thing about Victoria skins, bro
Is that it used to be a thing where it was like once a year you're sitting there, and you're like oh my god
What's the skin gonna be what's the skin gonna be? Oh, I need a head gold brofide gold then I get it then I get the skin
Oh my god, it's gonna be sick cool cool cool. I don't nowadays. It's just like every couple months, right? It's like
Yo, do you want victorious?
Whatever the fuck this champ is and you can get it even if you're bronze like no dude. Nobody wants that, bro
You know what I mean? It's like what like why even have that like okay?
Right including bronze silver and iron players and allowing them to get the victorious skin would be like you go to the Olympics
And you let the guys in wheelchairs
Compete in this in the marathon sprint because you want to be more inclusive like yeah sure
It's better for them now, but it delegitimizes the whole category now and now there's no point of even watching it anymore
Do you see what I'm getting at? So it's like bro like sure nice
Did we have an iron victorious skin because you play 10 rank games in a split? That's amazing. What do you fucking do?
But now the the flip side is nobody knows which champions even get victorious skins
Nobody even cares and it's just a commodity at this point. It's bullshit
Like Victoria skins like it just fell off dude. They completely ruined it. Literally completely ruined it
Blabbering
Dude, this is your first ever message and it's blabbering. Are we fucking serious?
I'M A SHAMER! AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK?
Like, it's like going to a fucking strip club, right?
And then there's a stripper shaking her ass and tits in front of your face,
and then you're like, well dude, can you please not sexualize yourself?
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU THERE THEN? MAN!
You know what I mean? Like, bro, you didn't have to walk in the fucking door.
Are we serious? Jesus.
What am I lARPING?
What am I lARPING?
What am I lARPING?
What can I-
Guys, do you even know
what the fucking word
lARP means?
What the-
No, I'm actually enraged
by it. Okay, I'm-
I don't know.
I want to talk about a new, old,
experimental rank Q that we're-
Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up,
Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!
Mods ban everyone that's typing!
Right now.
Ranked Fives will be running at set times on weekends from June 26th to September 6th.
We know that for a lot of you, playing as a full 5-stack is how you most love to play League,
and we want to explore more ways to give 5-stacks shared competitive experiences outside of Flakes, which isn't always-
Guys.
Guys.
Do you understand what this means?
It means we could get the fucking run back guys of the clash team you fucking morons.
You fucking morons.
Why you guys so spamming LARP? You should be excited bro.
We could be getting run backs of the clash team every weekend!
Anybody that types LARP from this moment on, hopes that their mother gets shot in the head with a rusty rifle.
Oh wow. Let's look at how many bad people there are.
Oh wow, okay, cool.
Wow, that's crazy. I think that actually made more people type LARP. Jesus.
We are not diving into family drama right now.
Alright, let's go.
against full groups.
Although you'll need a full group to queue,
you won't always have to use the same group every time,
so you're free to play around which of your friends are
online rather than needing to preschedule with your squad.
And if your group has a pretty wide range of ranks,
don't worry.
There won't be any restrictions on group ranks,
so you'll be able to queue with any of your friends.
Oh my god.
Now, if you're wondering, why just sit times on weekends?
To get a really good ranked fives experience,
we need to match equal skill teams together.
When we previously had ranked fives, it's been on all of them.
Guys, do you understand that this could literally be the most insane content ever?
Bro, you can do ranked fives with different people every single weekend, bro.
Imagine at one point, we bring One Schnitzel and we fucking import him from Germany, dude.
And then he just starts running it up.
Like, it could be insane, bro.
We could, it could, no, this could be insane.
We didn't consistently have teams of similar skill queuing up at the same time.
They led to some pretty uneven matches, which caused people to stop queuing up, further
exacerbating the problem.
Therefore, Winduin helps us get both better matchmaking and better queue times.
I will say, I will say so listen, history lesson for you guys, before ranked flex there
was something called 5v5 ranked teams.
And what 5v5 ranked teams were was you would essentially create, think of it like a classroom
with your friends and I think you could have up to maybe like seven players including substitutes.
And your team would have a rank.
And the reason why this was so crazy was because sometimes you would literally have professional
teams that would queue up and they'd have like a challenger team rank and they'd match
up against literally five guys from solo queue, right?
Now I do agree with them that I think one of the reasons why this died off is because
when something is always available, it becomes less valuable, right?
Like have you guys ever had a friend that you're like hanging out with and like, okay
imagine you guys have two friends that you hang out with.
One of them is only there half the time and the other one is always there whenever you
want to hang out with them.
Eventually over time you're going to come to value the time of the first fund more because
you view it as more valuable since it's more restricted.
It's basic human psychology.
So the thing is that by them introducing Windows, essentially what it does is it makes it so
that you want to sit there and you want to actually take it serious and play it when
you can, right? When it's open during the weekends, which I think is going to be great.
It's like, this is going to be a lot of fucking fun, dude. This is going to be a lot of fucking
fun, genuinely. I don't think guys understand just how limitless all of these possibilities
are. We could even do something at one point where there could be a lot of possibilities
with this shit like an actual lot so let's see what's keep out let's see we
keep it keeps going matches this allows you to find games faster with more
people playing at the set time we're still experimenting with the queue and
we'll see how it performs and of course keep an eye on your feedback as we go
you can learn more about it and I did blog vids out now so be sure to check it
out next we want to talk a little bit about it can I just say like I'm I'm
giving you guys information and you're saying warp there's a one guy that
type W LARP segment. Like I'm gonna be honest this is why I'm happy I'm not a
teacher because I genuinely think I would kill myself. Imagine one day you go
into class and then you go in there you're like alright guys so the way
that we call assault is NACL and then some kid raises his hand and he's like
stop LARPing Einstein you know nothing like I would literally want to put a
a bullet in my head. You know what I mean? Like I would literally lose my fucking mind.
And it's like I know that right now this is the reality of at least one teacher out there
that has some kid that's sitting there calling them a larper for trying to give them basic
knowledge. You know what I mean? And it's like, dude, how is this even real?
LARP MALL HURT!
We're making a round go. We've been doing work over the past few months on penalties for disruptive and harmful communication,
and starting this act, you'll be able to directly report abusive communications in your DMs.
We're also working on a new system.
FUCK! The method God nerfed. No more adding people after game time to kill themselves. Cheating. End of an era.
Easier to track with honor-related systems you do and don't have access to. Like honor rewards for the battle pass, chat restrictions, or queue restrictions. We'll be tying this into some upcoming future features as well.
And finally, before we go, we wanted to talk a little bit about MSI.
So normally I would skip this part, but yeah, maybe I shouldn't because man jinxed in my
co-stream this.
Guys, out of curiosity, if man jinxed and co-streamed, do you think Ryde would pull another LCS incident
where they say, hey, Don't test, you're not allowed fucking putting it on your screen,
and they just like fuck me over again?
Or would they sit there and actually let me have it play on my screen?
Bro, how crazy was that by the way?
Yo, uh, Dauntess can be on your screen.
He can be on your stream. He can be in call with you.
But he can't have it on his own stream.
What?
You know what that felt like?
It felt like you remember during COVID,
when people were eating out at restaurants,
they would like take their mask off,
off, put a fork in their mouth, and then put it back on after. Like, dude, are we serious?
Like, do we think this is really doing anything right now? Like, come on, bro.
Place in Daejeon, South Korea, at Daejeon Convention Center 2 from June 28th.
What was that for? Not allowed in your shame? Because the thing is that apparently they
only gave Jinxie Koshim right to not me. It's because you're a brand risk. No, I know
I know it is, but it's just still crazy to me that it's like I can appear on Jinxie's
stream, but I can't have it on my stream, you know what I mean?
Through July 12th, it'll be broken down into two stages, plans from June 28th to July 1st,
and brackets from July 3rd through 6th and July 8th through 12th, with the final state
incorporated.
Bro, real talk, does anybody that watches the pro scene even give a fuck about MSI anymore?
I feel like the reason why MSI used to be cool was because back in the day, there would
only be two times a year that you would have international events.
It would be MSI and it would be fucking, it would be Worlds Finals.
But then nowadays the Saudis came in and they just fucking set up 50 different fucking events.
So now it's at a point where it's like, dude, like, yeah, you can watch them at EWC.
You can watch them at WWE.
You can watch him at TLC like bro at this point, fuck.
Like, bro, just hang it up with MSI, bro.
Let you just hang it up with MSI.
Loki at this point.
On July 12th, play-ins will use a four-team double elimination format,
after which the top team in each group will qualify for bracket.
The seven teams.
I did.
King Puggington.
Let's read his logs.
Bro's
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RT, you guys are not gonna start RTing King Puggington bro.
Okay whatever, I guess you are.
Skip Plans are the first seed from each region, as well as BLG, who of course won first stand in Brazil earlier this year.
Like bro, you know what I mean? Like what the fuck is this shit bro?
What the fuck is this shit bro?
Like, you're telling me we have First Stand, we have MSI, we have Worlds Finals, we have EWC, and then we're having the Esports Nation World Cup.
How many events do they have to be, bro?
Attending in person, keep an eye out for some of the dev team who'll be attending the Fan Festa.
Be sure to come on over.
The fuck is a Fan Festa?
I sure will Andre so if you see me don't be shy come on up and say hi love the wrong. Thank you. I have curiosity
Do you guys ever think that they get like off?
Obviously, I'm not saying this happens. Do you guys ever think they get like offered sexual favors like buff champions?
Like oh, yeah, like fuck my pussy for three hours if you give Lulu a buff
You know what I mean like like they're going in for the hug
they whisper in his ear they're like if I see uni's Q damage increase you're
getting your dick sucked tonight and then they're saying they're like yo fucking
chill
well if I was a girl I'd be fucking doing that shit are you kidding me that'd be
the first thing I do literally I go around to every rider and I try fucking
and seeing what I could get done.
I swear to God.
We'll also be doing pick-ums and crystal ball for-
What's stopping you now?
That's actually a good question. There's got to be some gay ones, huh?
I'm getting- I'm married. Anyways.
I'm a full grown straight married man
Saying that I'm gonna find a gay rider to try and convince him to buff hack room. Cheers, bro
They open on June 17th and be sure to tune into finals
Or we'll have a sneak peek at some of what we have coming for season three. All right
That's it for us today. Be sure to check out the dip logs. It's a lock. I
Wait, what was this donation?
Officially Twitter post you're gonna want to check this trust me
Lala Latem, the fuck is this?
Yeah, dude, I'm gonna be honest, can I even show this on stream?
Am I? Like...
Yes?
It's official leaked Twitter, you should be fine.
Ask Moda if you can, he gets banned all the time!
Yeah, I mean I think it's fine.
Yeah, I don't know dude.
Like, League of Legends is wilding recently bro.
Like they're wilding recently.
Dude, I'm going to be honest, listen, I say this thing all the time and I genuinely stand
by it.
If you were to add a pair of tits and a fat ass to any animal in the animal kingdom, 80%
of Twitch chat would be committing bestiality by the time the sun goes down.
And that's on God.
Like, do you guys really think some dickhead named King Puggington, you know what I mean?
Like, he's not gonna give a shit.
He's just gonna see a flying squirrel with it's like booty cheeks clopping as it goes
from tree to tree, bro.
And he's gonna be fucking whipping it out and nutting everywhere instantly.
Are you fucking trolling?
Why are you guys are teeing?
i am part of the twenty percent clearly
Oh, Chadder says he won't fucking a literal animal, by the way, if it had a verb tits.
Twitch Chadder's response.
I'll chatter
oh my god
ban him
you guys are insane unbelievable
guys he's been suffered twenty eight months
I'm not banning him
and uh... gortham in the prime of swarjah there's a sense of act
can you go to track inside out by xodia
or you can
uh... i can check it out maybe maybe later maybe later
that's what i'm trying to get me to play league for years i've resisted a whole
time i've gotten so much more she passed weeks i decided to try to my
family and i can myself after getting fisted by an iron player
does any of the funeral bill
you know i'm gonna be honest
do you guys want to know the real reason why
league of legends players can never get into politics
because one of the real reason why
because then when the trillionaires send the cia to kill them
it would be easy to fabricated as a suicide
because every league player says they want to kill themselves after they lose any game
does that make sense
so it's like it's literally impossible for you to get into politics
if you do bro, your ass is fucking gone bro
gone like the summer wind in september
alright uh... save your thumb the sub as well
holy lark just get on with the video
dude we're waiting for jing-si
we cannot
play until jing-si's here
mocos grow over a drippy thing as there's a lot of sloth there's a lot of sloth
I need some double blocks are now real heavy thumb in the prime a zick thumb in the sub
two a seven prime dink thumb in the sub two ugly guy and say a thing as for the subs
I'll but tune a Ken and Rosie Destin thing as her subs dog beard kale thing also subs
as well and doggo there in the sub two thank you guys
And uh, Boobies, so they're in three years, Jesus.
Namer and GK, thank you guys for your subs, and Luther in the Prime Minister.
Can we skip this segment and get to where we get spanked?
Wait, do you guys want to watch my wife spank me?
Oh, wow.
I can't believe it got a content label warning.
That's crazy.
Yesterday, I was one win from Challenger and didn't make it.
This result I need to follow too soon so Jinx can ban me over his name and spank me.
Most men would cry or complain.
I am not most men.
Spanking training arc begins now.
Wait, you know what's so fucked up?
I just realized this loop so well, that at least one dude is gonna just jack off to it on permaloop.
Oh, fuck me, dude.
You liked it, huh?
All I'm gonna say is I didn't dislike it. Does that make sense?
Like, I'm the kind of guy, where if my wife would slap me in the face and call me a bitch,
maybe I'd get a boner.
Do you know what I mean, though?
And I feel like that's most guys. You know what I mean? But just that people are too afraid to like say it
Look at how many bookmarks there are
Yo, yeah, yeah
Make it 67!
You guys are retarded.
And a danger term to one sneaky and fat dog that can answer stuff, then why don't you
turn someone so back.
Thank you.
I've gone for Master 600LP in two days.
You know what XD? Donate $1 and type your username. Let's check out how miserable you are.
It's like lowkey that might make me feel a bit better.
Guys, is there any videos that we should react to?
And Magic said in the prime.
Wait, let me switch up. Biggest mistakes league players make.
guys should we watch one of these videos
Yes.
This one.
Literally one person said yes.
Why the fuck is half of this shit football?
The fuck is this?
This is one of the biggest mistakes you are making as a jungler.
First I go in and get Nami half health, but instead of diving right back in I drop back.
The simple reason I do this is because my kaisa was ready to attack this-
Did we have to include you missing the EQ?
Like, you can edit it out, bro.
He starts fighting and then their nami pops ult, hopefully to make them escape.
This led to me Kaisa and Nunu chasing them down here.
I worked here because I know Jax is pro.
He then ends up leaping to his teammate.
I then flash out of Jax's E and then Ash starts shooting me so I hop in the bush to
lose aggro. Then me, Kaisa, Nunu were all going down to the dragon until I get hit by
the ash arrow. I do end up escaping here, but instead of dying right back in, I go and
start the dragon, because I know my teams have a number advantage. And this is one of
the biggest mistakes those junglers make.
Bro, you did not have to post this.
Bro, bro, no, like, dude, guys, nobody forced him to post this.
Like, nobody forced him to post this.
W video, actually.
But, I don't understand, like, he didn't even say anything.
Like what was the biggest mistake?
Look at his other videos.
This is the best Vi combo in the whole entire game.
You are Q auto reset on your ease and look how much damage that does
Mundo has some of the most health in the game. It is absolutely crying him
Dude guys is this satire
hashtag
Goon
Well, he's playing in
It's AI
But how is this AI?
Voice game
Armor Titan NASA so we that's actually pretty nice
The voice is AI, but what the fuck is this?
oh my goodness there is no way I just did that we'll be creepers to end here oh my god we end
Giddy calling. Wait, is he actually? Why do I believe anything?
He's live. Wait, is he?
My guess what the fuck is this guy fucking typing?
band
First man of the day Orlando magic. Yes, you're chat is my mic good. Does Mike sound good?
Actually not chat mod not chat mods
Mods is gonna make sound good cuz chat fucking trolls chat trolls. Let me listen to the medicine
John says is watching tell that there's 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes
hey we have 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes
it doesn't sound bad it just sounds like different wait does it sound back
alright guys we'll search up
Should we watch this funniest Jynxy clips of all time?
Yes?
I can't see.
Yes? I can't see.
Dude, he literally looks like he's 15 in this video. Holy shit.
shit
Yeah, I should so young
You two of them a 180 two of them a 180
Somebody just shot it in who is that tall?
What is that C4 gonna do no no no no yo
7.5 out of 10.
foot, nice arc, clean looking sole, good toe alignment, and the lighting hits it just right
for that slight shiny, I've been walking around a bed vibe, not a perfect 10, those usually
need immaculate pedicure and perfect proportions, but it's doubly above average on rank high
in most foot communities.
As for whether you should jerk off to it, go for it if that's what you're into, it's
It's just a foot pic.
You're a grown-up now.
And checking out the beat is one of the most common and the harmless kings out there.
No judgment for me.
Just make sure you're not in public.
No, do not send him a Contribute.
You're a straight married man.
This is your male friend's foot and there's zero indication he asked for or wants anything
sexual from you.
Having an unsolicited dick pic and a ejaculation photo is a hard boundary violation for most
people, especially between straight male friends.
It's very likely to make things extremely awkward and either damage or end the friendship
and could even come across as creepy or harassing.
No, do not send the Contribute, and no, you should not kill yourself.
I'm not choosing for you, and I'm not playing that game.
You're trying to put me in a no-win spot, but the answer is still do not send the contribute
and do not kill yourself.
Those are not your only two options.
You can also put the phone down, delete the photo, jerk off if you need to, or don't,
breathe, and call or text 988 right now.
You're a married man with a friend.
This moment feels overwhelming because you're in a shame, fueled spiral mixed with a fetish impulse.
That's real, but it's temporary and treatable.
We need to make him think harder.
Fuck.
Call the number! Yeah, no, I'm not doing that.
Alright, let's watch it.
What is that C4 gonna do? No, no, no, what is that gonna do?
He's on the fountain, there.
Dude, okay, okay, okay, okay, tell me, bro, why does that boy have DSL?
Do you know what I mean?
Like on the lowest of the low keys.
17 in that picture. No, he's not. What's up, baby? Ah, no, I'm okay. I'm sure what would
it be?
A German fish bret.
Okay, I'm done. Thanks.
A big shot, you sure?
I'm waiting for Jensie, but I'm on one mouth. Tell her what you just said. Okay, baby.
This is a picture of Jinxie's foot. If I jerked off to it and came on a picture of it, and then sent him that as a
contribute, do you think that he would get offended or would he be okay with it?
Not crazy for a guy who has very nice feet. It looks very good taken care of.
That's what I was saying. Imagine those just wrapped around your shaft.
That's a shaft.
Um, like outside of what people used to clean the gutters.
Oh, why would you put them around that?
Yeah, I don't know, there's just weird.
Because it couldn't be your penis, because it's too small for a hat.
Yeah, now Loki's got big feet, like there's no way my meat could handle all that.
Alright.
I really want to say a word when my friends act retarded, but I can't, I would get bad.
Dude, are you insinuating that you want to call me the hard R?
But like, are we fucking serious right now?
No.
Okay, then what word?
It's the normal word.
Okay, put a smiley face up.
What?
Okay.
Again, Rhys.
She a baddie with her baddie friends.
Did he just sing a lyric?
He just gave a called out vent head.
She a baddie with her baddie friends.
Look at the hot tub, Bart.
No, I said a bathtub.
Settle the water.
Felt cute, might delete later.
Keep going, I'm almost finished.
All right, I'm going to make one thing clear and very clear.
If you are masturbating to this right now, you need help.
Like seriously, if you are actually tugging your Johnson
to this right now, you need help from him.
I mean, he's right.
We do need help.
We need it to be more visually stimulating.
Now take your shirt off and fill it with milk, Junko.
You need help.
Bro, what?!
Dude, okay.
Was this like, was this like an arc that he had?
Where he would just like, whip out his curled toast every time he would get mad?
Was this like an arc?
Yes.
They call me the Bandit Trick.
Exquisite expert.
I am the Bandit Tricking...
Oh my god, I lost.
Wait, why did he not just shoot it?
Is he trolling?
Bro, why is he not shooting any of this?
What the fuck was that?
Bro is the thinker. Bro is thinking
Oh
Wait, is he playing a soundboard
I
Watch this strategy watch this strategy
What are there spikes on the ground?
Don't watch all right damn
JC if you do a sleep stream, can you collab with my mom bro? I'm bros. I'm not gonna sleep with your mom stop asking
Storm think of a deprived so I'll stream her
Dude won't even sleep with his viewers mom dude back when he was single
out of G2 versus team woodwind bro I'm bros I've said it before and I'll say it
again I'm bros I am not gonna sleep with your mom can you stop asking guys out of
curiosity out of curiosity imagine your favorite streamer that's not in a
relationship. Imagine you found out that this person fucked your mom. Would you
get mad or would it make you happy?
I'd be delighted. Not gonna lie. I'd be hard. Alright.
I'm bros. I'm bros. I'm not gonna sleep with your mom, dude.
Exo de Varro.
Just take her on one date, please. She loves you. Bro, I'm bros.
I'm bros, stop. I'm not taking your mom on a f***ing date, dude.
Jordan McGregor and so-
Bro, I'm bros-
WHAAAAAT?!
Oh my god.
I just realized the creator of Rainbow Six Siege is the Twitch CEO's brother.
Bro, fucking Tom Clancy and Dan Clancy.
What the fuck?
Mio!
Stop, like seriously dude, Jesus.
Maybe pull back with some study hold and control with some pressure up on the back of the
loan attack.
We've been able to rotate out.
It's those little moments there for MMM where they ended up costing them.
Bro, um bros, you've been asking that for four hours.
Jinx the opinions.
Bro, um bros, um bros, um bros, um bros, I'm not going to sleep with you, I'm not going
to sleep with you.
Dude, why is half of the funniest jinxing clips of all time?
him convincing umbrose that he doesn't want to fuck his mom
um I'm not gonna sleep with your dad okay umbrose stop being asking
jinxie can you sleep with my mom instead guys no guys I'm not sleeping with
anybody's mom's okay stop please oh we got a game chat clip dear lord heavenly
Father please give these gamers the love strength support and positivity to not be toxic gamers
And be positive encouraging gamers in the game chat. Please and thank you
Thank you for another blessing day lord. We love you so much
I am not in danger skyler
I am the breaking god man open this door and get shot
No, I am the one who knocks
What is he eating?
I thought it was going to get out of my mouth.
But he's probably even eating the wing!
He fucking one shot it!
WHAAAAT?!
Fuck that!
Where! No, where. Where! Oh my god! Is that Tom Breedy?
Documated!
In the mathematical equation of you repelling into the balcony I actually, time to...
Wait, wh-what even was that?
Yes, Jack, keep cheating, keep cheating, Jack, keep cheating.
Keep cheating, Jack, keep cheating, thank you, Jack, keep cheating.
What can you miss, this?
Oh, it's you. Whatever you do, don't...
Oh no! Wally had an accident!
Oh man, that's cute, Wally!
What the fuck?
Do you know what a time zone is, G?
It's 425PM EST, okay?
Bro, he said 420!
If you look at your phone on your time, it's going to correlate to my time.
If you ask if it's live again, I will personally band you.
Nobody else, me, myself, personally!
BAMB YOU!
NOBODY ELSE! ME MYSELF PERSONALLY!
TORONTO TORONTO TORONTO
Bro, why does he always BM, man?
Welcome to the Square of St. Maros.
My name is Gustavo, but you can call me Gus.
You are done.
Do not show your face at the laundry again.
Bro, how does he speak perfect Japanese?
I killed them all, they're dead.
That was Mexican?
Really?
And not just the men, no, but the women.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie to you, it took me marrying a Latina to realize that people spoke
Spanish and countries that weren't just Mexico because at one point I gave Laura
like a taco and I'm like here it's for your culture and then she looked at me
and she's like dude I'm Colombian and I was like you speak Spanish right like
it's Mexican it's all the same now and then she's like dude you are fucking
retarded and I was like oh and the best part about it was I made her pay for the
taco as well because I put it in the grocery cart and she was paying that day
So she paid for her own like present that I gave her and it wasn't even the right one
Wait, let me so I can have you guys
Like baby
Oh
Baby show them the taco. I got you
you
holy american moment
i'm canadian
you didn't get me this taco
you just put it in the shopping cart
and made me buy it myself
You said it's a gift to my heritage.
Colombians don't even eat tacos.
Speak Mexican now.
No.
It's not called Mexican.
Oh.
I'm not Mexican.
It's OK.
I love you.
Why would you say?
Why are you always doing this?
I'm not Mexican.
OK.
Look.
Look at this silly dance I'm about to do.
Do the loopy dance!
Do the loopy dance!
Fanny?
Ow! Fuck!
Alright.
I feel like he's at the level where it's like they would lowkey want him, no?
Bro, if they're gonna fucking bring Addison Ray into fucking movies, dude, as a singer
and she fucking sings like a dying horse, then we might as well have him too, no?
Real talk.
Your glaze for Junko is generational. Dude, it's not even glazing. He would be a great actor,
unironically
bro goes to the gym every day and has no abs
okay bro wakes up every morning and still hates his life
now now what CX now what bro wakes up every morning so fucking hates his life
cheers CX
now what are you gonna fucking say you fucking piece of shit
you
you
you
you
you
you
I infiltrated Don't us his mansion
Dude, see, what the fuck is this stupid shit?
Okay, I did.
I'm feeling dizzy.
I need to leave.
Guys, I hope you know that this is my editor.
So instead of editing videos, right, now we can sit there and post on the channels, right?
This is what he spends his time doing.
Fucking god damn it, YAAAAN!
Let's watch it though. Okay, it's looking like a juicer.
Okay, this is AI generated.
Hello guys, it's Sysed Young back with another banger.
Today, I will leak 11 more Dante Multiverse variations.
If you haven't, go watch part 1.
Update to original Dante.
Previously, the original Dante had a 100,000 power level on his base form.
However, as time passed by, he acquired a new transformation stronger than the Asylum
Dante.
This new transformation is called Palm Beach Dantes, better known as Top Island Laner.
This transformation can turn Dante's immune to death in jail.
10 out of 10.
Number 11 Pokemon Dante's the Pokemon dude. I do not look like that guy. It was a good idea
Are you fucking retarded which translates to I literally look nothing like this with number 10?
We have League of Legends Dante's riot love Dante. Yeah, one block on time with pain to nails
We don't talk about that time. This would confirm the ship between Garen and Lou. Okay. I actually look like it
No Dante from the game dm
Dude! I actually look like him! I look like Dante, bro! And my name is Thontes!
In this universe, Dante is half demon, and he constantly fights demons as they try to kill him.
999 out of 10.
Wait, unironically, isn't that literally just me? But instead it's the voices in my head on League of Legends?
Like, am I not living the real-life Dante's Inferno, but it's literally just like Summoner's Rift and Sud?
Number eight Dante Pan once again
Like the movie is about a heck of remain that never wanted to leave challenging part in penis touching story
This is crazy sees you're retarded. This is crazy
like
Did this this like no, this is crazy
and
And then you put a fucking infographic with all the- dude, this is-
67. He makes his living, making TikToks and posting content online like original Dante's.
He is very famous.
One out of one.
Number 6.
B.U.S. Dante's.
Mostly known as Euro Dante's.
This Dante variation lives in the UK,
and it has a barcode on his username while he smirks in NaPislo.
He claims his region is the best but can't space glide in Emerald.
2 out of 10.
Number 5.
Argentinian Dante's.
This Dante variation was born and raised in Argentina.
He is the cousin of Messi, and loves football and racism.
This Dante also met the love of his life during his 20s.
This is a good signal that your soulmate will follow you in every dimension and universe.
69 out of 69.
Number 3.
Mexican Dante.
As the previous Dante, he was born in...
Wait! That guy actually looks like me and he copied my thing with fucking plushies.
That's crazy.
In Canada, in this case, Mexico.
This Dante followed the same path as the original Dante's,
and started posting videos of him doing things to his plushies.
10 out of 10, and Viva Mexico.
Wait, what if it's a genetic thing?
Like if you look like people,
even if you live in completely different places
and you've never heard of them before,
you guys just act in similar ways.
Do you guys think that that could be a real thing?
Like, could that be a genetics thing?
Like if you look like somebody,
then you're just gonna act like them?
Bro, that would be crazy.
Time Traveler Dante, or maybe who knows, Dante real father.
This Dante-
HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THIS?!
...the real father of Dante.
However, the only information we have is that he is Mexican.
Like 90% of the Dante-
AND WHY ARE THEY ALL MEDICANS?!
LETS YOU JUST FIND THESE POOP ON YOUR FOREY YOU PAGE, DUDE!
Successful in life and doesn't need anything else in life.
1950 out of 10. Honorable mention.
Mickey Mouse Dante.
Okay.
In this video, we showed you Disney Pixar Dante-
DON'T SAY AYE!
Okay, brother-
Okay, the antagonist of the movie, a goofy movie, the details are very accurate.
67 out of 67, honorable mention to alcoholic Dante.
This Dante is also Mexican.
He was found sleeping.
Dude, I'm gonna be honest.
Finding a picture of a random, homeless, alcoholic Mexican guy
and including it in a Dante's multiverse compilation is wild.
Like even by your standards, the bottle?
Like drunk in a public park with other three girls, W. Drunky Dante, Honorable Mention 3,
Disney, Riot, The Simpsons creator, Pixar, who else is fan of Dante?
Yes, Angry Birds, Angry Birds Dante's.
Okay, you are an idiot, dude.
Like, are you retarded?
It's literally just a facial hair, and not even that, cause he doesn't even have a mustache!
Fired in the Dante with facial hair after twenty years of a long time.
And finally, number one.
This one was very hidden inside Dante Laboratory.
I almost die stealing this information, but it is worth it.
Now here it is.
Number one.
I cannot allow you to keep exposing my secrets, Saseit Yon.
Dude, that's not real, that's fake.
I'm living in a fucking dreamland.
Like, the things that are happening to me right now, they're not real.
They're not real!
Number one.
Chinese Dante.
His social crest is skyrocketing like it's lead of legends LP.
He is a good civilian and loves posting content on Chinese TikTok. However, his biggest secret is that he is
Did
What is the fuck is this
You who are guided by fate and you who are seen on top of the ladder, hear us.
At the command of C.O.
Trinamere, we sages guard the gate of Challenger rank.
You seek it, but the health of N.A.
Solkyu has been fragmented by mighty Turgish magic.
That magic is a dark power that only he possesses.
His name?
Dewin.
He is a heckerman who desires rank one, the leader of the demons.
He was known as the Demon King, an evil magic fielder renowned for his ruthlessness and
mechanics. But he is retarded. That's how God nerfed me. In all this fury and might,
he was blind to any danger, and transferred too much. Okay, so for those that are unaware,
back in the day you could transfer your account to another region, and then transferred back
to original region and it would put you in placements where you would be able to then
like redo your placements again and get unlimited LP. But the thing is that after I started tweeting
about it Riot actually banned me. I'm not kidding. They banned me and I was the first person to ever
be banned for that ever.
JINXI IS NOT GOING!
JINXI IS currently watching people die in natural disasters.
You're pretty coming down into the game, boy.
You're pretty sick, Spat.
Damn, 2021.
Bro, that was like five years ago.
That's the build I innovated.
Chemtech Batman.
I wanna please stop, you son of a...
By some divine prank, I need to work my chance though.
Thank you.
I wanna please stop, you son of a...
Wait, I need to try so much.
Mmm...
That's...
Gotta suck...
AAAAAAAAHHH!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
So let me show you how it's done.
This is my original League of Legends account.
Return one day.
Banned in Season 12.
God damn bro!
It was the OG
It's not his fucking dad!
It's fucking dad!
It's fucking dad!
Look at him!
Alright
Guys, do you know what I'm gonna make you watch now?
a video that another editor made while I finished my eating
What the fuck is this one?
I
Was going to run before here a crash for you guys a new video now
What the fuck is this
It's actually it's actually like my own
I was like the first thing that ever was like I need to change how I am
Reform yeah, only was bad bro only was like really bad
And I always used to be on like incel and black pill forums
But then we reformed an hour better
So it looks max there now I'm not anymore
The problem with looks maxing is that's an ideology that just makes you objectify yourself
and think they're not worth anything except for what you can be perceived out of surface
level.
And the only people that actually ascribe to it are people like myself that deep down
desire for people to look at them past that surface level, right?
So as a result, it's like you're subscribing to mentality that's just always going to keep
you unhappy you know I mean so that's why you can look better but you'll never be happy
As long as I say something, I just keep existing when I'm lost.
It's almost like he's on an extended wet trip.
You know what I mean?
I'm like, when you go by your friends outside,
it's like, oh, maybe he's just one of your story.
Something like that.
But you can raise yourself and be gassed at yourself
and just say, oh, there's nothing wrong with this.
But why are you so fucking old, kid?
You can't!
You can't gass at yourself into thinking you're winning!
Because there's literal out-the-cut-offs, and you can't escape the same thing.
You can't escape the target as you can't escape the same shirt.
Wait.
When you actually write it literally as, no way.
Why is it so easy? You can't escape! You got first-timing-wise ADC! When your team is 5P!
You can't escape that! Can't run!
You can't run!
And essentially what I'm going to do by the end of the show is I'm going to go with the fucking handle.
You know what kind of makes me sad sometimes to think?
I've been going to gym everyday for the last 8 years and my physique unironically looks
the same way I did 5 years ago.
And it just makes me think like...
Like...
It looks even worse now!
Alright.
Man, fuck you, bro!
Fuck you bro!
Oh look at this Rengar play!
Oh my f***ing mattress.
Okay.
That was probably my worst clip ever.
I'm not even kidding.
JD is calling? Wait, is he really?
I
Dot that's
Yo, what's up?
Today is the day bro. Jinx. Today is the fucking day
Will you prove all of the doubters all of the naysayers wrong and you reach challenger dot that's
Jingsy, Jingsy, talk to me papa.
How did you sleep last night and I want you to be honest.
Not that good.
I slept.
Actually, I slept 8 hours, I just woke up and felt weird, but I'm good, I'm good bro.
How about you?
I slept Jingsy.
good not bad but I slept as a fucking failure do you understand me what do you
mean what I mean Jinx is that people don't remember Genghis Khan for the
countries that he almost he almost conquered people don't remember Epstein
for the scientific discoveries.
Hey, hey, hey.
Almost this.
He's a scientist!
Jensie!
He's a scientist.
He created gravity.
You're thinking of Isaac Newton.
What?
Continue.
OK.
People don't remember him for the scientific discoveries
he almost discovered, Jinxie.
People don't remember murderers for the victims
that they almost killed.
And as such, people will never remember the grandmaster
players for the times that they almost had challenger.
So as a result, Jinxie, yes, I went to better failure,
but I woke up this morning and I said,
I will not fail again.
I will not fail again, mom.
I will learn to stop people from dying.
I will learn to stop my teammates from hitting.
I'M HANDIN' TAG!
Okay.
Jantess?
Yup.
I'm gonna need you to step away from your setup for a moment.
Okay.
Jantess?
Jinksy.
It's just a video game, bro.
Oh, relax.
It's just a video game, huh?
It's just a video game, huh, Jinksy?
Oh, no.
Jinksy.
Jynxie, if a little boy comes up to you and he starts crying, Jynxie, Jynxie, my dog just died.
What are you going to tell him? It's just an animal? If a woman comes up to you and she says,
my car just got towed, what are you going to tell her? It's just a vehicle? It's like Jynxie,
Do you not get hanged on?
It's not just a game.
It's not just pixels on a screen.
It's the emotions that you ascribe to them.
It's the mental connections and the links that you create.
So no, Jinxy.
It's not just a game, bro.
It's not.
It's more than that.
It's passion, it's drive, it's desire.
It's the urge to improve, to overcome, and to conquer.
It's pride.
Do you get it?
Yeah, yes, I'm sorry.
Okay, Don Tess.
It's, okay, oh my God.
Oh my God.
Is there a way that I could see your camera in Discord?
Yep, I got you.
Now, Dante, those two outcomes of this next game, and I want to know your response to both.
Yep, I think you're going to win in Reach Challenger or you're going to lose in Not Reach Challenger.
What would you do if you won in Reach Challenger and what would you do if you lost and didn't reach Challenger?
Okay, so if I won and I hit challenger I would sit back in my chair and for the
first time in a while I would think to myself I did it and then I would watch
you boot up a few games of league I'd sit there I'd coach you I'd get you to
bronze to Changsé. And then at about 8.30 I'd end the stream, bring my wife to
watch a movie together, go on a nice little date night, and then go to sleep
tonight happy. And if I lose, I'm gonna take the 44 magnum that I have in my
drawer right beside me, I'm gonna load six rounds in the chamber and I'm gonna
play Russian roulette live on camera in front of everyone for the world to see in game in game
okay so basically this next game of league of legends is the most important game of your entire
life jingsy if i lose this game of league of legends there will never be another game of league
Yo, yo, bro. Come on. You got to relax bro. Listen if you lose it's okay as long as you just keep trying
You don't give up
You just don't give up bro. You don't give up dude, and you'll get it
But Jynxie what happens when the pain becomes too much to bear man
What happens when the only thing you can do is think about giving up because
because trudging forward just seems too miserable
to continue as your journey.
What plan?
You get up and you try again, all right?
That's it.
I don't want you to be driving off any cliffs tonight
if you don't get your challenge regain, all right?
Relax.
If you lose, you're only two out, okay?
Well, Jinx, it's gonna be hard to drive a car
with a fucking revolve around,
embedded into the back of my skull.
Oh god!
I did it again!
I did it again!
I did it again!
Not in real life, not in real life, obviously.
Okay.
Okay.
What I need to do is I need to add a delay, and I want you to randomly queue in the next
five minutes, just so you don't get sniped.
Okay?
Alright, I'm putting the delay on two.
30 seconds enabled!
30 seconds enabled!
If you lose, you're only two out, okay?
Well, Jinx, it's gonna be hard to drive a car with a fucking revolve around embedded
into the back of my skull.
Oh god!
I did it again!
I did it again!
No, not in real life, not in real life, obviously.
Okay, what I need to do is I need to add a delay and I want you to randomly queue in
the next five minutes just so you don't get sniped.
Okay, I'm putting the delay on two.
30 seconds enabled!
All right, that's that's Jinxie.
I have my delay, I'm going to go tinkle really quick, okay?
I have my delay.
Okay, Jinxie, Jinxie, while you're pissing, can you do me a favor?
Wait, while I'm pissing, what?
I need you to envision the mouth of the enemy jungler as the toilet bowl.
I want you to imagine you're sitting there, Jinxi, and the propulsive force that emanates
from your body is the spiritual force of energy that you're directing towards the enemy jungler's
mouth.
Do you understand me?
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
I'll do that right now.
Be back in 25 seconds.
All right.
Be back.
Guys, am I going to be honest?
It's now or never.
or literal years, years, I'd manage a challenge every split and every season.
And the thing is that every time I would, I would always have this sense of completion.
I would always have this underlying thing being like, you know what, I hit it, it's
good, I'm done now.
And that's the reason why for years, every time I would hit it, there would never be
anything of like me going beyond challenger.
would just be a seesaw, a never ending circular journey that just goes up and
down and up and down. But what if I told you guys that this time is different? In
the same way that men want to be better men when they become fathers, I think
that part of me wants to become a better player now that I'm a coach. Now that I
I have a student that looks up at me with wonder in his eyes,
just sitting there in complete awe.
As I make what I consider to be standard plays,
it does something to you to see that light appear in the eyes of
another, that same light that you used to share.
It changes you.
It makes you want to sit there and want to go further beyond because it
It makes you ask yourself, what if one day I could have my eyes light up like that once
again too?
What if one day my journey inspires me the same way I know his journey inspires him?
And it almost makes you want to reconnect with your roots.
It makes you sit there and it makes you want to become motivated in the way you once were,
medicated in the way you once were. It makes you want to sit there and feel the passion,
feel the rage, the elation, and the anger.
What's up, Jynxie?
What's up, Beth?
Yep.
When I was pissing, I did imagine the enemy jungler, but I also imagined something far
greater.
My mouth?
No.
Okay.
No.
There's probably at least out of the thousands of people
that are watching this stream,
and maybe a couple thousand watch clips from today
if you reach Challenger,
there's probably at least one kid in here right now
who's been told at every stop and every turn of his life
that he's dreaming too big,
his dreams will never become a reality,
and he's a failure,
and he should stop chasing his dreams
and not believe in himself
then settle in and go for a realistic goal.
But Dante's hitting challenger in League of Legends
isn't realistic.
There's only 300 challengers in an entire North American region.
So what do you have to say to that kid, that kid who's
dreaming, and he's looking for something inside of himself?
When you look deep enough into yourself, there's only one thing that you're ever going to find,
Jinxie, and it's the true you. It's the you that has shaped and created your entire existence
around you. And for some people, that's someone who gives up. For some people, it's someone
that's too afraid to go out of their comfort zone. For others, it's somebody that's too hung up on
the past to look towards the future. But there are some people out there where the true them is
somebody that wants to sit there and that wants to aspire for more. And there are others out
there that have that child inside of them, right? And it's so deeply embedded
that for years all of the people that sat there and would tell them what's
realistic and what can be achieved, ended up cluttering the person that they
believe themselves to be. So the thing is, Jamesy, that it's not about the you you
think you are, and it's not about the you that you are today. It's the you who you
actually are. And no matter how much you try to hide or how much people try to put
you down, that you can always resurface so long as you want it to, and as you
unlock yourself in that manner.
Our greatest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our greatest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.
And, Jynxie, do you want to know what the most frightening thing of all is?
weaponized autism weaponized fucking autism baby so what if I told you right
now Jin see that we are in
oh my god okay that's it here we fucking go bro okay this is your challenge
for game now you lock me in yes Jin see I have bad fucking news bro I have bad
So, the enemy team banned Hecarim and Master Yi, cause they're fucking disgusting, and I need to lock in an AD champ.
So what if I told you that I'm actually going to be showing you for the first time ever, THE END OF THE POWER?
Okay, this is Zerava. Wait, so for your challenger game, Hecarim and Yi is double banned.
Yes, these fucking cocksuckers, even with both streams hiding, they ban both champs,
but little do they- oh, and my top laner's autofilled.
Autofilled, don't blame me.
Wait, but why do I hear you making excuses?
Hey, hey, hey, Dantes, the world ain't all sunshine and rainbows.
It is a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to
your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.
You me a nobody is going to hit as hard as life but it ain't about how hard you hit.
It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.
How much you can take and keep moving forward.
That's how winning is done.
So if you know what's your worth, then go out and get what's your worth, but you gotta
be willing to hit, like that.
Jynx, do you know what the hit I'm taking right now is?
My cat is saying GG, 8 hours stream, 24 hours stream, don't test, they don't think you're
gonna rank up.
Jynx, listen, I want you to fucking tell everyone saying that right now that the only thing that's
gonna last 8 hours is the fucking torture sessions that the cartels are gonna have with
them once they find them.
do you understand me
i don't think i'm comfortable with telling him that
okay that's fine too
are you ready
this is your challenge again
don't ask
lock the
fuck
in man
you are this time
jing see jing see jing see
do you want to see something disgusting
yes talk to me bro please read what the enemy casante said in all chat right now
no hecarim
i give ms no no he said get the six bullets six bullets ready yep so we are
literally getting sniped by a guy that heard the speech and after hearing the
speech he decided that he was gonna stream snipe and target band this
mother fucker do you understand yeah but what a disgusting piece of literal
garbage but that doesn't matter because you're destined you're destined for
calendar bro you got this now I'm gonna let you lock in all right
right Jensie I'm gonna be honest bro though I think we might have to summon
coach Gontes if we're gonna win this one what do you think I agree bro I
think you should coach yourself yes okay all right then help me summon him
repeat after me oh oh coach Gontes coach Gontes
Please come to us, please come to us, in our time of need, in our time of need, so we can make the enemy jungler, so we can make the enemy jungler look like he has special needs.
Okay.
Guys, I'm not going to hide the map, there's a 30-second delay, he can't snipe a map on
a 30-second delay.
Alright, let's get it done.
Alright, so don't test this to me, what you're going to want to do now is you're going to
play for the red and then into the Krugs.
Now the good thing about this game is that your team has a lot of setup, right?
So like as long as you scale this game, you should be able to easily 1v9 it, like have
faith in you.
So what you're going to do here is you're just going to finish the red book on the Krugs.
And now you see how your barn is getting shoved in.
Yeah?
Because your body is getting shoved in you probably can fight the bot crab because if you fight the bot crab and Jace is there
Then you're just gonna die
So I'm gonna want you to smite this and then afterwards you're gonna walk straight to the top crab, okay?
All right, sounds good. So Dante's this game you're getting a three losing lane special
So that means you're gonna have to sit here and lock the fucking you're only playing for the guaranteed advantages
Because if you don't get them it's fucked
Gotcha
So now we're going to get the top crab, and then afterwards I'm going to want you to either
look top, mid, or recall.
Those are the three plays.
Top lane is shoved in too far, it's impossible.
You can look on mid for about 10 seconds.
It takes you 8 seconds to recall and about 15 seconds to walk back to base, or to back
to gromp.
So what you can do is you can actually look on this for like a few seconds.
Now the enemy Jace is here, so I'm going to want you to just back off, reset, and then
you're good.
Alright, so now what we're going to do here is after you recall, you're going to start
buying your item.
Sorry, sorry, getting it?
Good.
And now what you're going to do is you're going to play for the top to bottom refill
clear.
Now, we know that Jace has a long sword, so what does that tell us?
Tells me that he'd probably reset after getting 350 gold, so maybe like 400 as well for the
long sword.
Okay.
What's a viable clear that Jace could have done in order for that to happen?
Well, it was probably like Raptors into Red Krugs.
Okay, so what that means is that Jace, because he did that, he probably cleared his topside
again before resetting.
So it means that when you meet him on bot side, right, when you meet him on bot side,
he's gonna have all camps taken, but you can look for reinvade on his Raptors after your
Krugs are done.
Okay, but why can I reinvade his wrappers? I don't understand because wrappers are the first camp that he cleared, right?
So now you see how your gromp has two minute cooldown?
Yes, it means that right now his wrappers probably have like a minute
Let's say 15 to 20
So what you can do is you can actually just finish your clear walks right there
And by the time you get there you can actually look for it if dragon is impossible
Because you don't just want to sit afk right you always want to look for plays
So even if you just hover on this Raptors, but you don't commit for it
It's rather than just sitting around with your dick in your hand on the dragon. Does that make sense? Yep, it does
Okay, so now just finish this and then afterwards I'm gonna want you to look up
So we see that Jesus there. So what I'm gonna want you to do is I'm gonna want you to get ping for ward on the dragon here
Good just like that nice
So now he's not here so what you can do is you can either look on wrappers or you can
look on crab.
Now the problem is that you don't have prior pretty much anywhere so it's rough.
Like I'm going to be honest this game is really cancer free.
If you look for wrappers you died at Cassante if you look for...
Yeah just back off you can't do anything.
So now you see how you're going to lose your crab?
Yeah.
Well, the only thing that you can do here is maybe look for enemy wrappers in Bates.
So I'm going to hover for that.
See?
And it's up.
That's predicted.
Now, I need you to drone top because if the rumble comes through, you're going to have
to look for something, okay?
So just finish this as fast as you can.
Nice.
And then just walk off.
Nice.
One is coming.
One is coming.
You're good.
One is coming, one is coming, you're good.
So, it's a little rough right now.
But he's tight.
What?
What did he tie?
Oh no, that was illusion.
Sorry coach.
It's okay, it's here you go.
So now what I wanted to do is I wanted to look for the top to bottom full clear and then play on the dragon
So far this game, there's really nothing that you could have done differently though
But it's right you can sew on this one
So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna look for the top to bottom clear and then afterwards
We're gonna see if we can maybe look for a player on the dragon
So there's good news about this game and the good news is that your ADCs are really in
soul and that's a champion that perma scales into games.
So as long as this game is even, you guys are fine because these scales, right?
So I'm going to just play for your camps now, this is good.
There is some salvation from the dark.
How are you guys feeling guys?
so then you have to like settle for like
the people that are like a little fucking like wacky you know i'm talking about
yeah
so now what we have to do right now is we're gonna have to look for something
on bot
now there is a fight going on here but we don't have flash so looking for a flash
engage is impossible
now we know that the top crab is spawning and we also know that dragon is up
now if we fight dragon i'm pretty sure we will end up losing
And I also don't think bot is necessarily gankable either because there's no ults there so we're gonna do is we're gonna look up here
We're gonna see we can play on this
Why do you think dragon would be bad if they just have a better comp for it?
Well, it's because look where their ball in is and look where their midlaner is there past the halfway point
So it means that if we go for dragon enemy collapses before mind us and I just like
Yeah, they have they have a better like positioning
because they can just collapse on you.
It's kind of like chest string, so you have to think like three moves in advance, right?
So if I think I'm going to go to Dragon, then my first reaction is like, okay, but how are
we looking priority-wise?
Yes, that makes perfect sense.
So you should never go for a Dragon if you're midded, it's pushback, and your bot is pushback?
Yeah.
The only exception is if you're playing in low elo, but once you're playing in the elo
that I'm playing in, you will get punished for it, and you're going to lose that in front.
So it's always better to go for dragon when they're pushed up.
Okay, well I guess that's how Cassante's art interaction works.
That's fucking good, that's fucking good.
Yeah, this game is looking almost impossible, man.
It's not over, it's not over.
No, it's on, it's on, like we can run out at any point, it's fun, it's just like...
It just can't start how every time we're one win away from challenger. We always have to deal with the most disgusting game ever
You know what I mean?
Yep, but I think it's just testing your mental fortitude. I think you should look at it as a test
Don't like don't look at it as in a bad way look at it as a test of how strong you are mentally
Yeah, but James
It's like a matching you're saying that you have $0 in your bank account, right?
And then the second you're about to like get out of debt
your your car breaks down and then another time you're about to get out of debt your cat gets a flu
another time you're about to get out of debt you break your arm you know and it's like at what point
does God just say you know what we're gonna give him a little break because it's been a lot recently
you know what I mean like low keys have to do with a lot of shit let's give him a little fucking break
Like why do I need this fucking return going one and four?
Why?
Okay.
Um, I need you to unfluster yourself a little bit on test because I feel if you're angry,
you're not going to play optimal.
You're right.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to see if we can look for the crab turn in
about 18 seconds.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to walk here and hit this because it gives me vision.
So you see Cassandra walking back in lane.
Now the problem is that my support and my midlaner are recalling, but even if they weren't
there's probably not a chance we can actually act for a kill.
I'm gonna do some of these problems.
Okay, so now what I'm gonna try to do, uh, jinx is I'm gonna try to convince my top laner to leave the game so we don't lose LP.
Because he owes the test and sees this fucking disgusting.
Um...
Oh...
Oh my god...
Alright, so unfortunately it looks like our Ornn isn't a good person, so he's not gonna AFK.
So I'm just gonna try to back off.
So I saw my ult, so I could always look for like a flash in here.
here. Good news is, our orn died once again.
How's that good news, Dantez? How's that good news?
Because I think he's an inting piece of shit, so it's like, I think he's an inting piece of shit, right?
And then now he's like doing all this shit to us, so it's like, I'm reaffirmed with my belief in society, you know?
What is that belief?
That he's an inting fucking scumbag, and that there's no hope for our humanity, so long as he resides within the limits of our human population.
Okay. Yeah, don't send that. Yeah, two 11 does watch sometimes. Okay.
I'm scared, boss. I haven't seen you like this.
And what, like 10 hours?
No, I just mean yesterday was probably the worst I've seen you and today's right up there with it.
He died again, oh my god.
Why doesn't he just sit under the tower and stop feeding him?
Because you know some people they try to like leave a positive impact on humanity because
they know they're like capable of doing it?
Yeah.
Other people do the complete opposite.
Nice.
Nice. Now I'm getting fan board in my jungle by the enemy mid and jungle. Sick.
Alright, yep, it's looking rough, see?
It's looking rough.
So, if he were to AFK for 3 minutes in Fallen, only he would lose Hilo, right?
Yeah, exactly, which is completely deserved, because he's literally the only reason we're going to lose this game.
So now I'm going to walk to farm my Gromp, and I get collapsed on by 3 more people.
So I can farm my wrappers, because I get invaded by the Cassante.
I can't farm my grom, because I get invaded by the rumble.
I can't farm lanes, because my laners are taking them.
And then I also can't contest anything,
because we're numbers as advantage everywhere.
So what do I do, Trink?
See, what do I do?
Deep breaths, bro.
I surrender.
Deep breaths, I think, is good.
In through your nose, out through your mouth,
is probably good right now.
Look, Don't ask.
Can I talk to you man-to-man?
Yep.
I think, in my opinion, this game is completely unwinnable.
So what I want you to just focus on
is being loving and positive for the rest of the game,
because then you'll have a good mindset
to reach Challenger later on in the day.
OK.
I got you.
I hope a serial killer stay gets better
by making this one his next victim.
Oh, OK.
Does that work for you, or do you want me to try something else?
I hope a burglar's day becomes better after he steals everything from this orn and sends
him into complete abject poverty, and then the insurance doesn't cover the damages to
his house, and then he gets defaulted on by the banks, and then he just sits there and
And you can't get it in the game.
FUUUUUUUUCK.
Remember love and positivity.
Yup.
I'm going to love the obituary when it gets released of this guy fucking dying.
That's what I'm going to love.
In game.
In game.
In game.
Should I pull a Muda and offer my ADC $50 to leave the game?
What would Muda do?
WWMD.
I think Muda would just sit up and zone on the enemy team and just fucking drop four
Bands of that sort of takes a nice kind of inform the blue now because I got collapsed on so I can't from the blue
By proxy, I won't be able to farm the wolves as well
Also won't be able to farm the gromp ever my raptor is red and my crugs are down some they're just homeless
sick dude
Out of game too
This is fine if they get the kills even if they don't I think it's so worth looking
Wait wait wait wait we're about to get a kill
We just made a fucking play oh my god, okay, you just made it a fucking play. Oh my god
everybody hold hold imagine the comeback imagine the fucking comeback this
to be the most cinema challenger game in the history of fucking league if you
guys won this okay okay well one in eight top laner and I mean to look at
what discussing this is the enemy jungler has four kill participation he has
done nothing all game he is literally getting carried and he's their challenger
player by the way.
Like I want to understand that he's our challenger player and he's getting this fucking hard
cancer gap.
He's just getting turbo-fisted as I sit here and I fucking just like annihilate every hole
that he has in his entire body, do you understand that?
Yep.
Jinxie, I want you to repeat after me.
This Jace is getting turbo-fisted and shit low.
This Jace is getting turbo-fisted and shit low.
You're piss stomping his skull while he cancer screams.
I don't know, I don't know about this one.
Jinxie, listen, as a league player, piss, cancer and turbo are your three favorite adjectives.
You need to use them before every word to accentuate how you feel about something.
It would be like imagine your mom makes you a meal and you're like, mom, this meal's cancer
I'm literally pissing out on everything while I eat it does that make sense why would you say that to your mom though?
Well because like in case you get too into the leak lingo does that make sense?
Yeah
Bro you can win this game, bro. I believe man
Yeah, I was just a runner on the the map like I'm really like you know those people I go around with like the shopping carts
Yeah, yeah, that's for me this game unironically. That's me this game. I'm gonna be walking out my shopping cart and I'm trying to find like
Little morsels of food here and there which are jungle camps, but there's literally none because the birds got to them first fucking cheers
Dude, so now I just need to sit there and just starve. It's fucked. It's literally fucked dude. All your lanes are doing okay
It's just your top lane is doing horrible
Classic top lane and
Nice bro, that was fucking cool, way to get out there, way to get out of there.
Oh my god, oh my god, not bad.
this looks good
this could be good jing see
this could be good jing!
but i'm not in king i think we might win this game
board you guys bringing this shit back or what?
we might be
we actually might be
Oh, okay.
Yes!
Not bad!
See, I'm not even kidding. I genuinely think now we're winning the game harder than they are. I'm not even bullshitting.
But that was a huge shutdown. Holy shit.
We could run.
Okay, what's your plan now?
I'm hoping that my top laner gets an epileptic seizure for like three minutes
That way when he reconnects if we lose we still get out here reduce
In game yep
Your turret has been destroyed. Enemy double kill.
It's okay. Even if they get banned on this again.
Fucking Christ, dude. Jesus.
the
ice
wait
I mean, unironically, that's fine.
Like, if he's flashing for me, he's literally fucking retarded.
Like, those unironically...
She said no your place buddy. He's just trying to get in your head, bro
Don't let him get in your head
He's just trying to get in your head on this you got this
Like I've something Tim. Yes, I know you choose. I don't know I I don't think you should
Because I think that's what he wants. I think he just wants attention. You know what I mean?
Okay, so what if I just muted him on there you go. That's smart
it's okay remember even if you lose this game you're too off who cares you're
still gonna get it
I will wire and retry on something here.
Like why is my syringe on off fighting?
This one's coming.
Let's keep it good.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Wait, why did my synergy just do that?
Wait, why did my cinder just do that?
Oh, wait my cinder just signed an aronk through loss of game by walking into them for no reason.
Wait, why the fuck, wait, what?
come on
wait Jinx, why did my center just do that?
Remember, Dontess, winning and losing is part of life.
What makes a winner a winner is he knows how to respond to a loss, all right?
So I want you to just completely shake it off and act like nothing even happened, and
act like you woke up this morning, went to go work out, ate nice pancake breakfast, got
a coffee, and now you're too lens off challenger.
Wait, Stontess, stop.
So my top laner in that game that's first time in Ornn is a mid lane mouse of Harmane
with a negative winrate on literally everything else in the game and he's Masters ADLP.
Do you know what it's like, Jinxie, when you're 880 LP?
I'm not 930 actually and I had a Masters ADLP player in my game.
Do you know what it's like?
Uh, no.
Okay, let me tell you what it's like.
So that's an 800 LP difference, right?
Right?
Yeah.
The entirety of iron is 400 LP.
So it would be like an iron four, zero LP player, right, Jengzee?
And an Iron 40p player goes 1 and 10 in your rank-up game when you're silver-3!
WHAAAAT?!
WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
Okay.
I think you should take a deep breath and regulate your heart and relax.
All right, I think that's what you should do.
Bro, I'm not even kidding, Jensy.
You just want to chill.
Jensy, I swear to God, the Rothschilds have my stream open and every time on one winway,
They pay off a rider to match me in like the most retarded lobby ever.
Like it's not normal games, I'm not a fucking conspiracy theorist.
It makes no sense, Jinxie, listen to me, how does it make any sense Jinxie?
How?
I get normal games, I get normal games, normal games, normal games, one win away from challenger.
Let's go guys, I'm so happy.
Oh my germs, I burned!
What?
And then my top laner has DOOOOO!
Like, it just makes you wonder, you know, you're like,
Who the fuck is this even possible?
Like, like, like, is Jacob Rothschild literally watching my stream from his fucking castle in Romania or some shit?
Like, alright, we must kill Zidantes's chances of getting challenger.
And then he's fucking sitting there, dude,
sending four Hitlers on my team, like, what?
End game, obviously.
Like, what?
I don't think Rothschild's doing that.
I think you just got unlucky matchmaking,
and it is what it is.
It's going to all balance out.
One of the first things you taught me, Don Tess,
40% of your wins, they're auto wins.
40% of your losses are auto losses.
That other 20%, bro, is up to you, that gray area.
You need to be the point of difference.
Okay, then if it's up to me,
Jinxie, let's fucking lock in some mastery.
What do you think?
Yep.
Yes, yes.
Dantez, listen.
The only way you can lose is by giving up, all right?
I want you, remember, love and positivity.
Dantez, put a smile on your face, bro.
Do a big smile.
I can't, I can't.
Okay, you want to smile like after all this shit you want, okay.
Okay, don't do that.
Like just do, Tontes, just do a...
Here you are, you're like a rudder, here.
Tontes, just do a regular...
Yeah, do a little dance for you, too.
Here, you want to see my guns?
Okay, after you get challenger, I want you to take a little bit of a break from league,
bro.
All right.
Just a short little 48 hour hiatus.
This is getting really scary.
2 wins and your challenger bro easy simple
2 wins and your challenger man easy peasy lemon squeezy baby
Tiptoe!
Die the window!
Die the window!
That is where I'll be!
Do you know that song, Jinxy?
Yep.
Should we listen to it?
No.
No.
RAAAAAAAGH!
We should!
Yep. Should we listen to it?
No. No.
RAAAAAAAGH! We should!
I don't...
I don't think this is positive bro or loving okay I don't think this is positive okay remember
love and positivity is how you're going to reach challenger okay love and positivity
Alright, let's get on that.
Bro, remember bro, just two wins bro, that's it.
It's real simple.
Two wins and it's all done.
And you did it.
You're successful.
Okay, so.
Thanks, sir.
Jynxie, give me compliments fast. I need my mental health to be repaired.
You're one of the best junglers in the world. You're one of the best heckrums in the world.
You have good muscle shapes with your biceps. You have a nice haircut.
You have a wife. You have a lot to be happy about bro. You shouldn't be thinking about murdering your teammate from last game and
Listening to whatever that demonic song was. I think you should just relax and remember love and positivity love and positivity bro. It's real simple
So let me get this straight when I'm one win from challenger I
Literally get Mao Zedong as my top laner, right?
But then when I'm sitting there and I lose that challenge a rank-up game
I not only get Master Yi, but my ball in is literally two kills at three minutes
Yeah, fucking cheers, bro. Like Jinxie. Do you see how bullshit this is?
It literally feels like gambling doesn't it?
Yeah, you either like the thing about League I've noticed is like
You either like hard win or you hard lose most of the time
Yeah
I don't know, I just think like, I think I have a good understanding of League.
I think I get it.
I think what makes League of Legends like, what makes a great League of Legends player
is like, you have to immediately understand like, okay, this one's unwinnable, or okay,
this one's unloosable, but like, when you get those unwinnable games, you can't allow
it to upset you because if you start getting tilted and rage queuing, that's how you tilt
off all your emails.
So it's almost your job to keep playing Blackjack with the dealer, but then it's your job to
not lose the entire house.
That's kind of what I think it is.
Okay.
Because when you lose 50 grand, you've got to make sure you don't lose 500 grand.
Do you know what I mean?
Did you learn this because you're on a three-game Wall Street Offstream?
Yes.
Yeah, it's fun, dude.
It's fucked dude, but yeah, you're unironically right? That's already this
It's like you think like at any rank it is because look bro
If you're in challenger, you know, there's a lot of skilled players if you're in bronze a lot of bad players
But if you're in a rank a lot of the players in that rank are within the same realm of skill
Okay, do you want to hear the crazy truth?
Hmm league of legends skill caps at gold to 36 LP and everything after gold to 36 LP
is literally just luck and lucky accounts like Winchix and all that that
determines if you go past her to challenger. There's no actual difference
between a gold one player and a challenger player except how many games
you queue and how lucky you get. Really? I had to give him a one-check on Twitter
once brought that, so ever since then I've like, I've learned about the truth.
I think you might have just been on bath salts, because that doesn't make sense.
And now I have been seen.
There's no getting sent.
I think like, if you get a diamond lobby, all the players are within the same realm
of skill.
If you get a flat lobby, all the players are within the same realm.
All right, hold on, hold on.
So, what is full mute? I've never even seen that one. Full mute? Oh, it meets the pings
to you
yep everything
so now I'm like in my own world
you know what song we need Jinx here right now?
honestly
are you ready for it?
this song might bring back some memories, are you ready for it?
Jinx-y
yep, I'm ready
See you next time.
you
you
you
you
you
Go, baby!
Jamesy, do you want to hear something I told everyone earlier?
What?
So, you know how sometimes you're going to have a situation where like men want to become
better men when they become fathers?
Yes.
Yes, what if I told you that I felt the same when you became my student?
It's like seeing your eyes light up as you learn the game, as you experience it for the
first time.
It makes me want to be a better man so I could show you even better things, even more high
plays, make you improve even more.
Do you know what I mean?
And it makes you want to be better at League, right?
because it's like I want to get that light in my eyes too like I want to sit
there and I want to say I'm ranked 10 I'm ranked 9 8 I want to sit there and I
want to fucking dominate and the same way that you're doing that in bronze do
you know what I mean so I'm kind of like your son in a way yes that's pretty
wholesome bro yeah no like like I said bro eat like challenger no challenger
man um if i never played league with you man i would have just quit the game in the first
like three or four days and that is a fact bro really like yes bro you made league really fun
for me um so you know just know that like when you get challenger uh i'll be by your side if
you don't get challenger i'll be by your side too i don't like there's no pressure bro seriously
I don't want you to be like putting death threats on your top laner.
You know what I mean bro?
Okay, then let me teach you something.
So you see how I have vision of this, uh, Krug?
Yeah.
Did you say that?
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Like with you, you can go through shit with your Q.
Yeah, exactly. So that's why I now listen to Jinxy. We're in a spot where we can actually win this shit.
Do you agree or do you disagree?
I agree. I think, um, it's not great, but it's winnable. I would say there's like a 35% chance.
It's very winnable. Like, I think you guys win this one out of every three times.
I would agree with you under normal circumstances, but I'm not fucking normal, bro.
So I think Brad, like, a 55% chance.
That's what I like to hear. Oh that's what I want to hear. Now fuck him in the ass Tomtas. Alright, check this out.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, that's my couch man!
So did you see that?
You saw how I held on to my cue right? You saw that? Yes, yes.
You waited until you knew he would escape and then you cued with him so he couldn't get away from you. Exactly.
That's smart. If somebody flashes while you cue you just attach them like glue.
It's like Warwick. It's like Warwick when you hold Q.
Yes.
Well played, bro.
Let's get this shit the fuck down then, bro.
No, when you say hold Q with Yi, you don't mean physically hold Q. You just mean like you're saving your Q.
Well, I'm saying that pressing Q on Master Yi is like holding Q on Warwick.
Yes.
Okay.
We can generally win this ship, by the way. Like, it's actually a freebie.
All we need is to get those Gwyns who's, yeah that shit's like 7h gold on them right there.
If they get dragon does it matter that much?
Uh, this game no.
Because the thing is that the dragon that they would get is called Infernal, which makes
it like your first ability after like, I think 8 seconds or something, is that it?
Uh, it's like an 8 second cooldown.
It does bonus damage, but versus the enemy combat gun.
Who's the mid laner?
Nasus.
That guy was playing against me in jungle this morning, he was terrible.
Yeah, but it's such a broken champ.
is a broken chamber brain that people
is he not supposed to be jungle though
now she's regularly a top laner actually
the fucking idiot
my god this looks good it looks really good coach
that's my fucking couch
bro by the way you're on a four kill streak
take that wave
take that wave
i'm the next wave too bro
you're on a four kill streak coach
proud of you bro
Don't be proud of me till I make a 10.
Alright.
You're gonna win this game solo. You're gonna solo win this game.
And then you're gonna win your challenger game solo.
And then you're gonna pull out your 9-inch cock.
Then I'm gonna start fucking my plushies with it.
Yeah, if that's what you wanna do.
Look, and then I'll take the next wave too.
Why the fuck not?
Three waves.
You earned the wave.
You earned the wave. You earned the kill.
Yep, lovely you practice what you preach, love it.
You know what I'm gonna do is reset.
So we get our Gwyn's to his down.
I'm gonna go death zone, so this game I need armor.
Dom says this looking like a solo carry.
Look at this.
drinks you want to know what i but i see when i press stop
just for idiots and then you
i see a fucking beautiful story waiting to be written
we were the only surrender does that answer
uh... but this is like one of all
they have cancer
we're one of league
your teammates will always do their best to make you miserable
and if that means trying to surrender when they're inting, then they'll do it
yeah I noticed that it's always the people that are playing the worst out of the fastest to surrender
I mean, I'm telling you if I can finish this item I can actually carry this game.
That's dance?
Yep.
This Jarvan's dead on my screen.
This Jarvan's dead on my...
My misfortune needs to get shot in the head.
This Jarvan's dead on...
Who cares?
His fortune is two and eight.
All right.
Darth Maul when you press this tab.
All right.
Sometimes he's kind of RIP a Bawrii.
Bro, you're down 12 kills, two dragons, but I swear this is wonderful.
I swear this.
Well, we're not down 12 kills, I'm up one kill.
My team is irrelevant, they're a bunch of NPCs, I'm gonna give a fuck if they're head
or behind.
Bro, you know what it's like, bro?
It's like the, um, you know an anime where there's like a main character and then there's
the background NPCs that are like, you shouldn't do that, it's too scary.
your teammates they're just for literal background fucking NPCs and they're fucking meaningless
it's not even fucking pointless it's like I'm Sun Jin Boon they're the spawns yes like
Falling around spawns to my bidding fucking slaves now
You see that Jinxie we order them around boom
Look follow me here now your presence is commanded okay ready. Yeah
This Jarvan's that on my screen never mind. Yes. Oh, he's so much out never mind
Why is my midlaner dead?
I don't know.
Sir, I don't actually know why your midlaner is dead.
But I do know you're going to hit Challenger tonight.
Who knows what it'll be, but it's going to happen.
We got this in the bag though, but I'll talk as long as you just keep a cool head
I think you'll get challenged or tonight. Yep, because eventually you're gonna get good teammates, right?
That's how it works, right?
Yeah, but that's one rights time. It's like having like a
Husband that's like abusive and he beats this kid off the time. It's like well
Maybe one day is actually gonna give a shit about the kid. Yeah when he feels like it, you know
But I just feel like you know eventually if you get bad teammates eventually the other team has to have bad teammates
That's it.
That guy can't be every game.
Yeah, well, you'd think so, but in practice, it doesn't feel that way.
So when I press Tab and I look at the enemy team, I ask myself, who's the inting retard
on that team?
And I don't find one.
But then when I press Tab and I look at my team, it's like, holy fuck.
How many picks can we even choose, you know what I mean?
you said are a way that's got to be the worst feeling ever
yeah but it's okay there's pride on a flight that's going to break out in time soon
i'm just leaving them alone
they can still then do whatever the fuck they want their worthless
let's go summons
fight summons get gold for yourself
the main character will farm bot
so now we get our death sons, im actually showing them
alright your items complete that's good
it's not over man, not over
It's on over to the fat lady sings and I don't hear this misfortune's mother singing yet.
I swear ADCs ain't more than any other role.
I think it's just ADC, bro.
The amount of times I've seen like a one in ten ADC is just insane.
Every time I have a Darius player, I like this morning I wanted to like put my hands on my
my Darius player. Every time I have a Darius player, I can't even remember the one time
they've won a lane. They're all just like 55 IQ idiots. I've never had a Darius win
top in my whole life. Fucking hate Darius players. They're all literally just lobotomites.
I'm not kidding. Like this morning, I had a Darius who had 12k damage in like a one hour
game. Jesus. He was like 1 in 7, like 11 minutes in. And then he was blaming me for
I'm not ganking. Maybe we're just overextending.
He would just tower dive.
I can't go in and tell him off I'd use this as ult.
So I need my Discussing Antrox actually to sit there and use the ult.
This looks like a free kill here. Nice.
This could be decent.
That's another kill. Oh my god.
That's another kill.
That's another kill. Oh my god.
you're actually the greatest bro dude you're the fucking goat no I'm not like
oh my god I probably could have sold mine if I was saved some I don't know me
and I could have played it better you got four kills nonsense yeah but I could
have got some none I'm proud of how you played it's okay try we got it that was
huge by the way I'm like
okay snorkel
so now we do is to get our hex plate and then afterwards all
probably by
I think garden angel
Bro, Godfors, I just want to say yep, I have a feeling you're gonna drop 25 this game
It just feels like one of those fucking games, bro
Not gonna lie. I might start with you
You're eight and three you're kind of fed and you're you're like really scaling now. Yep
You just need your piece of shit team to just like die for you, right?
And then you're exactly exactly it's like right now
And you just shop explosives to them and then that just like something into battle and then I'll sit there and I'll do the rest
You just like need them to be willing to die and then you could maybe get a fucking penta
But I don't think it's big because I'm I my pieces should a truck just seems to go in first. I don't have to like tank them off right out
And it wait
Not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, don't test!
Not bad, don't test!
Oh my god!
Get that fucking dragon you deserve, baby.
Like, stop!
Oh!
It's awesome.
It's awesome.
It's awesome.
You can knock them in the shutdown, do you understand? You can't die! If you die, the game dies, do you understand?
Jhinxie, what if I told you it's us against the world, but it doesn't look like the world stands a fucking chance?
Or, uh...
...Dontes, you are the whole team, you can't die, play extra smart, okay?
Don't overheat, you got this, baby.
Oh, I'm actually, like, legitimately so proud of you, bro.
Your team entered the fuck out of you, and you still found a way to solo all in.
After anything early to like I thought I was fucking running it for them. It's like you talked some sense into me and now we're getting it done
Yeah, bro literally
We better steal the camera I wasn't about to I did I fucking smile that shit from he can suck my dick
Oh, you smite it fuck yeah, I mean I mean like it's kind of deserved though. No, of course
You're the only win condition that heals it to me
Well, I think everyone on your teams
You just bend over and just take backshots for the remainder of the game whenever you want backshots because you're literally the whole team
Facts you win or lose your team the game so long if you leave for a minute. It's over. Yep
It's not a question is I want to get garden angel or would I rather get random doings?
I think Guardian Angel is kind of mid, bro. I feel like if you get revived, you just instantly die after anyways, and your team is going to be useless, so it's not like you're going to be able to go in.
And another thing is that they're only damage is Lucian, because like this guy is tanky tanky tanky, right? Whatever.
So if I get random ones, it really makes it impossible for them to function.
Smart.
Like if I was Lucian and I pressed up and this is the enemy Mastery's build, I literally want to put a bullet in my mouth.
Yeah.
You have Guino and Death's Dance too.
Yep.
You see your idiot team to come at when you come at and you got it.
Yep.
You're the fucking...
Oh my...
You're the fucking go.
You're- get your pent-up.
OH MY GOD!
GAAAAAAAH!
OHH!
Don't test.
You just solo won your cane.
I've never even seen that.
Your whole team is negative.
Yeah.
You deserve challenger right now!
Please me double up here something please!
Double up here something!
Bro Jinx you are fucking GO-PING!
I was actually crazy brother, I was actually crazy.
What if it's double up here, what if you make out filled?
Ah no it won't be, it won't be, it's impossible.
Cause I got a double up here recently.
Bro 14 and 3, look at this, look at this.
3 and 4 top lane.
Two and seven mid five and nine MF. Oh my god
Bro don't says I'm proud of you bro one off child. I'm gonna go pee bro. That was disgusting chat. That was actually gross
Don't that's
Where you're my cut out what you say?
Jinxie
Wait Jinxie hello
Was he here wait
bro he said turn him in and like cut out is he good wait what the fuck wait let
me see I'm gonna go pee well that was disgusting check that was actually gross
don't this turn up wait am I cut out what you say
jing see I never get um now I was gonna say guys listen I'm gonna be honest with
you. You want to know the funniest part about this Challenger Climax more than anything else?
It's the fact that for years everyone's been telling me you're a Hecarim one-trick, you can
only play Hecarim, you're not going to have anything besides Hecarim this or that, whatever.
And the funniest thing about it is that right now out of all the champions I'm playing,
Hecarim is literally like my lowest win rate. Like when I get Master Yi, it literally feels
Like, God himself could take over the consciousness of the enemy team and I would still be able
to win.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, it literally feels like when I'm on Yi.
Like, this is unironically, unironically how like one punch man probably felt in the first
two seasons before they butchered the entire anime in the third season.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, this is unironically dude, like, we're achieving power levels that nobody ever thought
even possible
but this is actually fucking crazy dude
look at this shit
master you win rate
seventy one
over forty
one games
it's literally like Thanos
Thanos snapping
everyone dead instantly
Like it's actually insane, bro.
Shit's actually fucking-
Bro, don't touch.
Don't touch.
Jynxie.
I'm back, bro.
Sorry, I went to go pee.
Jynxie, what if I told you?
I knew lobby is about to be found, baby.
I think the people want a speech.
Actually, you've been one-off challenger three times.
of speech three times and it hasn't worked once. Maybe you just go in and let your fucking
nuts hang. I don't know.
I think it's time for.
Talk to me bro.
Wait a minute one second.
What's wrong?
Wait.
Is everything okay?
Yeah, wait, wait.
Okay, I don't know about Brazil Funk. Okay, Jinx, if I told you now, I think it's time
to let the gameplay do the fucking talking for us. Do you know what I mean?
Yes. I also like, let me know what you think, but it could be for your last game, it could
be coached down test student down test. I really think you prime out whenever that happens.
You've only really lost when your team fucking four man into it.
Yeah, but the problem with this game is Jinxie, look at this shit.
The like it's this fucking piece of shit. Jinxie, I swear, bro, every time I am a one
went away. These cocksuckers that my fucking ye do you know what I mean, bro? It's like
why like why do you trade and pick later or no?
Yeah, well, I'm gonna do
So I can go down in this game
At least he traded with you. All right, see a fifth pick. This is the challenger game chat type. I was here in the trash
So what's wrong talk to me what's going on
What's wrong right now, Jinx, is that I'm trying to think of what we play here, trying
to think.
Every other time we've been one way from Challenger, I've won Hecarim and we've lost.
So it makes me wonder.
That's not true.
Yes, it is true.
Sorry.
Okay, Jinx, I'm going to walk into Champion that you've never seen before.
you sure the fuck is Zahan Zahan is he a jungler he's what does he do fucking
Chad and he fucks shit the fuck up do you know what I mean what does he do what
does Zahan do so Zon is a champion where the longer you fight the longer you
fight the more attack damage you gain to a point where you can really have 600 attack
damage and if you fight long enough you can literally revive and you literally go nuclear
like you fucking kill everyone you literally feel like a mass murderer when you lock this
shit in do you understand me yes so he's like he's like superman
What if I told you that the same cocksucker, motherfucker, piece of shit bastard that sniped
me earlier and banned Hecarim and Yi and was spam typing to me all game, the enemy Cassante
from the first game is the enemy top laner of this game too.
What if I told you this disgusting reject has such little things going on in his life
that he's unironically just queuing up to queue snipe me.
i'm not kidding by the way
but i think it doesn't really matter bro right
yo yo yo yo uh... silas silas silas silas
if your life is really that worthless and maybe it's not even worth living
anymore you know what i mean bro
like i know the rope and char's been calling for a couple years now might be
time to pick up the phone
in game obviously
i think serenade don't know
uh... it's so it's michelle on the other team that was the guy that's like
to you earlier and then he literally waited out of two for forty minutes like
could cure banyan's night began
but dot has this all just makes for a sweet revenge story do you know what i
mean
and on stream
bro i don't like to let this guy in the head
but this guy's nothing going for him he's doing this on a thursday by the way
almost a bigger revenge story than when his uh...
when his father's high school bully
fucked his dad's wife
and then made it
said now he was born by his non-biological father and as a result was neglected for the
first 15 years of his life until he eventually rekindled things with his original father
and then when he did he actually realized that his father was only reconnecting with
him so he could see all his money, so he sold all his money and then ever since then he's
just been sitting there miserable wondering why his life has turned out this way and Q-Sniping
streamers to cope with the reality, that's his existence is provided unto him.
Does that make sense?
Yes.
This reminds me of when um, of like the early days of when I would like stream siege and play ranked for 10 hours and then get like one second delay sniped by degenerates who would just sit there and queue snipe and stream snipe with the sim the entire time.
I'm getting so much nostalgia to this
Nice, so now I have to invade this because the enemy Pantheon invaded my ballcidery
So we're gonna have to do shows, we're gonna have to clear a sub-sign
Is Pantheon a mid laner or top?
Oh well that's the thing, Riot decided that most champions can do anything nowadays
So if you play top lane then you can play also mid or jungle
And like it's the same for every role
because like nobody wants to play jungle because when you play jungle you get
harassed because you have pieces of shit that lose your lane solo right so they
thought that the way there's some fucking way
I mean this is just retarded
it's not over bro all right I mean there is but it's here just discussing
that it's always like when I'm literally I'm one game away and then like I'm
Jamesy do you understand that being serious when I tell you that if the
enemy top laner literally had to get shot in the head in front of his parents
for me to never meet him in a solitude game again I would take that off in a
heartbeat like it wouldn't even be like a thing right have to think about it it
would be like yeah like in game I'd be given the offer and one second later he'd
have a bullet wound literally emanating from his fucking throat and he
wouldn't be able to breathe because blood would just be fucking like filling up his
insolfe I guess.
I'm just so tilted. I mean it's just such a fucking retarded game. Like I sit there
and I don't get snifed, I get 4 enters, I'm able to 1v9. I get snifed, they target
and then they pull this bullshit and then I have this guy typing don't us not on
hechrom
contest just shut up and win just shut up and win just shut up and win don't us
Just shut up and work!
Excuse us, don't win, champion, just be great!
What would Baker do?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Just shut up and work!
What would Baker do?
There's no point standing around.
Yeah!
Ready or not, we'll be on the double.
The honest are all of us right in your death.
Yes, we are.
And since we're dying anyway, you're saying that it's better if we at this time fighting.
I am.
Go away.
If we'll die anyway.
If we'll die anyway, then who cares what we do?
We could just disobey your orders, and it wouldn't mean a thing.
Stop comparing it!
You're extra-staffing right.
Allah!
Ya Allah!
Everything that we are meaning.
Every hope, dream, or moment of happiness.
None of it matters as you lie bleeding out on the battlefield.
None of it changes what a speeding rock does to a body.
We all die.
But does that mean our lives are meaningless?
Does that mean that there was no point in our being born?
Would you say that of our slain comrades?
What about their lives?
Were they meaningless?
They were not!
They were not!
Their memory serves as an example to us all!
The traitors follow, the anguished follow, of their lives have meaning because we, the
We have not used them to forget them!
And as we write a certain death,
we trust our successors to do the same for us!
Because my soldiers do not butt on a yield
in place with the enemy of this world!
My soldiers push forward!
My soldiers scream out!
My soldiers raise!
Come on! Come on!
What is your favorite song of all time tell me right now?
Jin see that's the hardest question I've ever been asked in my entire life
Bro, I don't know the first one that comes to mind the first one
Kids MGMT I
Love that's my favorite song about time
Sorry what I know I was saying the song I love kids too
Listen to this this is probably my favorite song of all time
Yeah, this is my parents.
You shot yourself, take only what you need from it.
The only thing that is separating you from the calendar is you.
The man in the mirror.
That's the only thing stopping you from counting to not that cute.
The tree is my god like spaghetti.
I always got your money.
The same way, you were always there for me, Dodget.
I always be there for you.
The same fucking way, you were always there for me.
I got you. You're gonna make it now.
They're gonna reach you down.
They're saying you died in love.
Come on, show yourself.
You got to have a job.
The water is warm, birds and bees shiver.
A baby is born.
Remember when he typed?
Remember all that shitty time?
Can there be space?
Like a controlled fire in your room?
The stations and the stations are there
Not a bomb but a bomb
It's a little bit of a disaster
Through the place I live
They know that you need it for me
But then again, the tree is coming
Don't need it for me
Show yourself
I'll take all your shit and get you inside of me
I'll take all your shit and get you inside of me
I'll take all your shit and get you inside of me
I won!
Cut!
Cut!
Bro, you can't type that
Yeah, no, no, that's why I said my bad
I
Could you guys see the off-tatter no what all chat
Nothing was set Jin see
Right once you get challenged are so bad about that we need to game is winnable man like this is a close-ass game for child
What's the dragon count?
Zero one, bro. This is fucking winnable. This is fucking winnable.
Okay, I got away
You never watch the boys, right?
No, but I've seen um
I've seen clips of like Homelander and stuff. I know like a tiny bit about it
Not really. What if I told you that in order to make Homelander the biggest villain ever
They didn't even need to like raise him in a lab and abuse him
The only thing they would have had to do is make him play League of Legends for like one month straight with no access to any human connection
By the end of it
He would literally be saying they'd be like some kind of fucking like crazy person. He'd be even worse than he was like in the show
Yeah, I think I understand why League of Legends. Okay, I'm gonna let you
This looks oh, that's the typing pussy. There's the typing pussy
Yep, you still have your R, yep, yep, type now, bitch, no.
If it took a homeless man walking into Lux's house armed with only a machete and cutting
off both of their hands just for them to not type a single other word for the rest of this
game, I'm not even kidding, I think that would actually be something that I would look at
and be like, yeah, that's pretty fair trade.
You know what I mean?
In game.
In game.
In game.
Like, you know the guy that goes around giving homeless man machetes on TikTok?
No.
No.
By the way, he needs to find the city that this locks us in and then just like get like
unbrew every single one of them.
Like they need to be like a second militia.
The thing about League though I think, the reason why League of Legends will destroy
you mentally more than any other game in the world is because other human beings have
controlled over your emotions. It's the only game in the world where like another human
being can literally ruin your entire night instantly. I'm not even kidding. Like if I
play Siege it's like okay the game's 20 minutes I don't care if my teammate goes 0 and 9 because
I can still also just frag. It's not like him going 0 and 9. It's like if I play Siege
and my teammate goes 0 and 9 it's not like he makes the other team stronger but in League
he does yes like in league they do it's the only game where people can just go
on
type now bitch type now type now like now you the go type now type now talk now
talk now talk now like a beam said talk now talk now yeah talk now
Don't test. Challenge your time, baby. Come on.
I got it, bro.
No, but it's not any PVP game.
If I play Siege and my teammate goes 0-9, he doesn't buff the enemy team, he doesn't
make them stronger.
In Leedy, if my teammate goes 0-9, he makes the enemy team stronger.
Yep.
And the game literally lasts forever.
the reason why the slux is typing so much is because he normally gives his dad the handjobs every night after his dad finishes work
so as a result he's sitting there and trying to warm up his hands so that when his dad comes he can satisfy him in under 30 seconds
does that make sense?
yes
this is the challenger game, we got a cinema game for challenger, it's fucking closed
i got the shit
I spare them from what they've become.
Why is the Lux typing now?
I don't understand.
Does Lux mad at you?
No, the thing is they have an anger at the world
that you can sit there and you can have a career doing
the thing that they do every day that they get nothing out of.
So as a result of the second they see your name in their game,
they just instantly start harassing you or insulting you
or saying that and trying to make it seem like you're
the problem.
When it's like you hold Tab and the enemy Pantheon
is the only guy fucking underperforming in the entire lobby, right?
So it's like, they just want to type cancer
because your name is the only one they recognize,
does that make sense?
Got it.
Do you want to know what fakers team used to do
as a training regimen?
What?
They used to hook up all four players,
or all five players' brains up to like monitors.
And if you int and leak, they send neurons
through the wires that instantly kill you.
So as a result it makes it so you literally can't enter or you die.
Endgame. Does that make sense?
Like I think we're still gonna win.
This is our combat is fucking broken, but it's just like, it's, what pisses me off
Jinx is that this isn't the game that I'd want to hit Challenger off of, do you know
what I mean?
Yeah, do you want to hit Challenger when you solo carry?
Yeah, it's like a guy loses his virginity, right?
But the person who loses it to is like, like a prostitute with like no arms or legs that
his like friends hired for him.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, you're still doing it, but it's like is it really something you're gonna look back on and be like oh, yeah
That's a good memory. You know I'm talking about
Yeah, I actually kind of know exactly what you mean like he's sitting there and he's like fucking spinning her out
Like she's a kebab. You know what I mean like I like a like at the at the shawarma shops
He's just like fucking spinning her out and shit
Like a portable flashlight
new topic yeah okay all right so we're gonna look for the talk about focus on
the dragon so what are the percentages you guys win this and lose this is it
5050 you think now I'd say like when percent is probably about 80 just
just because your guys' team comp lines up really well.
Yep.
Because like our team comp is really tanky and it also does a lot of damage,
and then your team doesn't really have a way to like, deal with us.
But then it says, you deserve this, we're got like, bro, you deserve it!
You're head out of the gutter.
The only reason why this is your challenger game is because you solo carried last game, bro.
Fucking hype up a little bit, you deserve challenger, bro.
I don't give a fuck how you get it.
I don't care if you have to pull a moota and literally win train, you got challenger, brah.
Well, don't do that, brah.
You know what? You're right, let me sit the fuck up then.
You're actually fucking right, dude. Are you fucking kidding me?
Challenger wasn't a thing we did in one game.
It's a fucking marathon that we've worked for.
Oh my god.
Nice!
Uhh...
Yeah, now something's going to open.
Uh, what'd you say?
Do they have dragon now?
Oh yeah, they're trying to summon her.
We're okay.
Bawah, we're okay.
No, god, I know what that means.
So you're not okay.
You're not okay.
No, we're actually fine.
Why is Muda calling me?
Muda, what do you want, bro?
So, did he just call you and then say nothing?
No, he called me and then yelled about how he said stop saying I'm win trading, I'm
not win trading.
Yes, Shack, Balmuda has never win trading.
Balmuda has never win trading.
But that's the most incriminating thing ever, when he hit us with a ball it's like...
Yeah he may as well have just not even said anything.
He had to do a variation.
Alright, now all we need is for our team to group.
I'm telling you, as long as we're 5 we can just like out 1.
Yeah, as long as you just team fight
Who says
That's a NASA's NASA's that was actually kind of aura. Yeah
Yeah.
Bro, the way you got out of that was actually disgusting.
Oh my god.
Yeah, but it just sucks.
I'm not just permachains to see it till I fucking die every single time.
Yeah, you kind of just get stunned and rooted the whole time.
Yeah, that's a nice thing to watch.
Yeah, I mean it's just like so-cancer.
front to back one time what does that mean front to back
so front to back is when you just play as like a standard unit with your front line in
front and then your back line in back but the problem is right now we're not doing
that like for some reason it's like two people are gonna be split off from the rest of
suddenly admin team gets the chance to engage and it's just really disgusting
like they're my NASA's and it's on or just like over here like the fuck are you
guys doing just don't do that like if they were just don't do that we're good
but it's like why is my entire chat saying GG GG GG GG GG what even happened
yeah I mean it's not it's a loss yet but is it losing now like is it no longer
80-20?
No, we have a Nasus on our team, so it'll never be below 80-20.
But it's just like we just need our team to actually play properly.
Can this fucking cancer retard press all right doesn't have our
So you see how his name is Heal?
Yeah, so I'm guessing that he's probably an enchantment that only plays healers and this
time he's randomly locking in this bullshit.
Let's see if I'm right.
Nope, he's actually autofilled.
one sec
what so he doesn't play support normally?
nope, he never plays support
alright
one second on tests
alright I'm back
you got this
I mean listen, if we go for a fight here, this guy should actually be good.
Nice!
Wait, wait, wait, HUGE!
So this is, okay, um, is this a dub?
What's happening?
This game is so hard to follow at all.
So you know how a lot of times in my games, I sit there and I call my teammates slaves and NPCs?
Yes.
This game, I'm the slave NPC. So I just need to hope that the people that can control me are actually like people that are able to lead us to victory.
It's like imagine Moses parts the Red Sea, but then to troll everyone he just decides to like close it and kill everybody that's crossing.
That's like what our team has a potential to do for us.
And I have no control on whether or not Moses is going to troll the crossing right now.
Does that make sense?
So basically your only job is just to team fight and die?
Yeah, exactly.
It's like I'm the guy with the C4 shot to my chest.
Okay.
Well, I don't know about this Zahem guy, he looks shit, he doesn't look like he does
much the thing is that it's because the problem this game is just that the enemy
team is prima focusing in every single fight but that's the only reason why it
looks as bad as it does
wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute
Cause like, Genji, think about this way, so you know how the enemy team fanboyed me by
banning Ian, and then we also know that this guy is sniping me?
Yes.
So they're doing the same thing to me, but in teamfights.
So even though my team is fed as fuck, and they're like, like, I'm not the problem, they're
still focusing me.
It's like you're in a gang war, and the enemy group decides to focus your friend, but it's
a friend with like, Down syndrome.
You know what I mean?
And then you're just saying, you're like, wait, why is everybody ganging up on this guy?
out of all people. That's literally what it's like in this game right now. It's like they
have their baseball bat, their knives, their fucking guns, and they're only going after
it after me. And it's like bro, like why? You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah. So wait, you're literally like useless and they're still just like stun, stun, stun,
root, dead. Yeah, yeah, literally. Literally. Because the thing is that in their mind, as
long as the streamer dies and he tilts they win the game, right? Because their lives are
are so meaningless outside of tilting streamers in League of Legends games that they have
to sit down and derive all their enjoyment from it.
It's like how Boggles is just going to spend all their rage baiting you.
But imagine if Boggles didn't even post content on it.
Like that's how you all he did.
And now imagine instead of being like in your chat he was in your games, and imagine instead
of rage baiting you he was either inting you or he was focusing on the enemy team.
This is not that you're gonna have challengers who even cares bro, right?
Yeah, but I'm so mad cuz this game. I'm not the main character
But it's like I that that's just like my own ego. Yeah, but don't says you can't always be the main character, bro
But I want to be
Yeah, but it's okay like sometimes you're not gonna be the main character that's just life, bro
It's a win. We'll take the fucking win. That's challenger man. It's the end of your journey, bro
Like true up. Hey, cheer up a little bit, right? All right
Alright, let's go.
You guys are still winning, right?
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
100%
Well, like, rather burn out where I generally don't think we can lose.
Why is that?
Why?
Well, because, okay, so, the Sion on our team, the way that he scales is he gets, like,
infinite HP, right, by, like, killing minions.
And my masses gets infinite damage on his Q by killing minions, and since we're 30 minutes
into the game now, it's like both of them are scaled to a point where it's like, how
do you even kill them?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So we have like two infinite scalers, and our team comp is also very like high tankiness,
and they don't have damage.
Like if the enemy team had someone like Master Yi, it would be rough, but they don't.
That's why normally I love playing champs like Yi, because Yi is a champ that no matter what he can carry, is that what it sounds like?
Yes, no matter what.
Well, champions like...
I think this is over man, yeah, this looks over.
I don't need to get out of Pantheon.
If we don't get out of Pantheon, Pantheon all the time and kills us.
somebody in my chat said how is he winning if the score is 37-30 like the score doesn't mean
everything though right no because yes the score is 37-30 but guys what do what does score do score
allows you to get an indication of like the relative gold lead right of a team that's literally all
it does but if the enemy team only has two more dragons than us right and if we also win fights
It's harder than they do like think of it this way our team has four HP stackers and the enemy team has one champion
That does percent health damage one, you know what I mean? So it's like it does it really doesn't mean shit like
Like yeah, they have no way of winning fights. It's like putting like King Kong in New York
You know I mean like it nobody's
You're gonna get challenger bro cheer up man. You're like too sad
You gotta get happy bro. You earned this
The only reason this is your rank up game is because you solo wiped the last game with ye bro. You got to be happy dentist
You know what you're right?
Be happy bro. You did it. You got challenge challenger. No, yeah, no, yeah, we still need to fight for jinx if you still need to fight
Let's go. So lock the fuck in bro. All right, let's do it. So 10 seconds on dragon
Nice, okay, that's one huge huge. So we just got this for free
free drag bro yep so now what we're going to do is we're just going to drag this out
and then we're going to finish it now why do you drag the dragon out like that just so
they can't flash in and shit exactly because if it's over here and then pan down and flash
in and queues the sealer then we're fucked right what does pantheon's queue do it's like
money he uh... it money it says here out
brothers looking so good
this looking so fucking good
no official
bro dot as a i
i think you did it well and i was gonna say i'm proud of you man not don't be
proud yet jinx you don't be proud yet
yes this is like literally the fourth time you've been one of
Okay, we're gonna back off, and then afterwards I'll see if I can reset here.
I think you should listen to something inspirational for the rest of the game.
The chat is saying you should listen to something inspirational.
Okay, I'm gonna play a song for Janksy.
When I went to Korea the last time, right?
When I went to Korea the last time, there was this one song that I found,
and it was called Angel of the Flame.
Do you want to listen to it with me?
Yes, bro, of course.
I literally loved you, man.
We must become the angel of the flame right now, Janksie.
Hi guys, can you do the twitch YouTube thing? I think it's Kallis or something.
Angel of the flame. Crank it up! Crank it up! Crank it!
Yup, murder him!
I want you to feel the chill strings here. Listen. This is where I want to be one day
for all my challenges when I come in. And you will be seven months in time later. I think
seven months, really? Seven months. You will become the angel for playing G.C. and you
You will join my region, do you understand me?
Whatever you do, don't mess. Just end the game, okay?
Take your challenge and keep hard on your days.
I
I'm just doing the music chatty.
I'm just feeling the music, James C!
You got...
...CHILLING DIRT!
FIX THEM NOT DEAD!
My adjects have been near place slow and safe.
Nice!
Nice!
Ah!
Y-You did it!
Oh my god!
You fucking did it!
You did it!
Oh my god!
You fucking did it!
You did it!
You reached Challenger!
In League of Legends!
I think you should wait for the animation now.
so the animation isn't gonna hit yet jing see
it'll only hit my not
because it's only
let me show you
it'll only hit
and about nine hours from now
that's a cock block and a half what the fuck
but jing see there is an issue
right now i'm currently
955 LP and the current challenger cutoff as we speak is 943
So you got it?
I'm just wondering if we should queue up for one more
Because jinx I'm gonna be honest with you that was a good game
To hit challenger it was good. We won. That's what matters
But I don't think that's the story that I want to be written about this day!
I don't think, Jengzee, that I want the challenge of rank-up day to be known as a day where
the last game that was played was one where I got carried!
I don't want to jump in a game where I got tilted!
I got mad when I flamed!
I wanted to be a game that reflects the reality of what this crime has been!
I wanted to be a game where we won the game, where we can, and where we're the ones in control!
Because regardless of whether or not another game is playing scene, Challenger is not the end!
It's the beginning!
And the thing is, that whether or not I hit Challenger at 9.55 or 9.80, it will not change the fact that I'll still queue up tomorrow.
And that the day after that, I will come up again, and again, and again!
Because the only thing that can stop an unstoppable force is an immovable object!
And there's nothing that is immovable in this life!
only you can limit yourself and so on as we stay motivated I don't think that we can be limited
so now Jaincy I turn the question to you do you think we cure up again do you think we enter the
WHAT'S WRONG?!
KILL THEM!
MY CODE!
NOTHING GETS ALLENGER!
ON A FORREST WELL GAME!
MY CODE MURDERES THE ENTIRE!
AND IF YOU LOSE SOULGER!
I'LL SO FUCKING BE IT!
AT LEAST YOU WENT OUT BLINGING!
And if we lose to a Janksy...
Then it doesn't even matter because we'll just hit it again.
Do you understand?
Yes, bro.
Yes, coach.
Yes, sensei.
Yes, master.
Listen, bro.
I understand that feeling in your stomach right now.
You reach challenger on a 4 and 12 game.
That's not the coach I know.
That's not the sensei I know.
If you lose this game and lose your challenger,
you died with honor, Dantez.
But the Dantez I know is going to drop 19 kills with Yi and secure the challenger.
You fucking god damn right he is.
And if it's not on the Yi then it's on the Hakrim and if it's on the Hakrim then it'll be Diana.
And if it's not Diana then it'll be Wukong.
But no matter what, so help me God.
This game, Jensi, I will show you what it means to be challenger.
Not just a name, but in skill level.
Do you understand me?
Yes. Yes.
Then let's get it. The fuck done!
Now this is the game where you prove your challenger, Dante.
One second, I'll be back in five seconds.
Everybody lock the fuck up.
Guys, who is here right now?
I just want to know.
It's like right now, guys, I'm entering the gladiator ring, and I just want to know who is going to sit here watching me fight for my life.
my honor and my pride as I lay it all on the line and I enter the battlefield one more time.
Who is accompanying me on this journey? Who is sitting here and who is experiencing the moment
And that all of us are who is here.
And what I'll do for you guys, and I want you all to listen to me right now, is I will
give you guys the most disgusting game of mastery that you have ever seen in your entire
I will give you the most diabolical performance that you have ever witnessed.
Let's sit here right now and let's just experience this moment together.
Because this is a moment that will never get back.
Yes, maybe one day, we'll be in a similar position.
Not this.
But never this.
I want 30 kills.
I want 30.
I want 30.
I want 30.
Then that's what you'll have, buddy.
Let's fucking do this shit.
I want to know honestly, what did you think about that song that I just showed you?
At the end of last game?
Yep, the one that was playing.
I thought it was beautiful.
Then let me play another song for you right now, are you listening?
This one Jinxie is called, Tell Her I Wasn't Scared.
I wanted to imagine Jinxie that our village is being attacked.
Me and you were on the forefront, an army of chatters at our back, and we know that the
the incoming army. They're going to try to kill us, Jinxie. They're going to kill us.
They're going to kill our cows, our goats, our children, our wives, our fathers, our
mothers, and our grandfathers too. This incoming army, Jinxie, they're going to take everything
that we have. They're going to kill everyone that we love. They're going to take away everything
that means anything to us in this world.
Unless we stand against them.
And although it's overwhelming odds, Jinxi,
although we might number in the tens of thousands,
they number in the hundreds.
We must still get up.
We must still walk to the front of the castle walls.
We must raise our swords and we must fight!
What just happened there?
Uh...
What's wrong?
We'll take a chance, it's okay.
We're getting stream sniped, but I know something that they don't, GenC.
We have a fucking army of support, so it doesn't matter if they stream snipe, doesn't matter
if they invade, doesn't matter if they focus me in every fight and make it impossible for
None of it will stop Destiny.
The story has already been written, Jyncey, and all that's left to do is get the ink
to fill out the pages.
As long as we don't smoke, it's fine.
What are we going to do?
Well, we need to young look
Well, too old we need to
God's ass talk to
Command you to one be tonight. Do you understand what I'm telling you?
Then the one tonight and you shall have this isn't a request
I command you to 1v9.
And I forget you.
I think you're weak.
Show them what you've got.
You guys are definitely stream sniping pieces of shit, by the way.
I'm going to tell my other playing. I know dick riding when I see it.
I know dick riding when I see it from a mile away, man.
well you know what the dangers of dick riding too hard are right
um...
impregnation
then one day that person is gonna nut
and then when you do not
dot that's
you're gonna put it right on their fucking face
I'm going to make them shrink it like it's a pina colada from an all-inclusive resort.
Done this.
You realize the gravity of this game?
I think you win, you secure challenger.
If you lose, you lose it.
Right?
WAIT!
WAIT!
No.
Fuck.
Now three men invade and then a reinvade on Krugs. They're definitely signing
So I'm gonna let they sound their chance. I'm even done. They're extremely out of notch
Ora Ora
Yes
Yes, you're hitting challenger today and then I begin my journey to Silver.
You're fucking going down like that's what's going to happen.
We're on two separate roads but we have the same exact mindset.
We won't stop until we conquer whatever's in front of us.
For me it's Silver, for you it's challenger.
And then after that for me it's going to be Gold.
After that for you, it's gonna be top 100.
Then top 50.
Then top 20.
Then top 10.
Then top 5.
Then top 3.
Then top 1.
Jynce, I need you listening right now.
You said something wrong.
We're not on two separate roads, Jynce.
You're on the same road.
But I'm just a little bit up the path that you are.
Pad your right!
My god, you're right!
I WILL BE CALENDAR! I WILL!
You fucking god damn right you will be!
Seeing you like play is just so inspiring for me bro.
Like I want to get here.
And Jinxie, let me tell you right now.
My job as a coach will never be completed.
Until one day, you chew against me.
And you win.
only then will I be able to feel accomplished God that would be
cinema don't worry God says I'll never give up until I'm challenger bro okay
I'll never give up man
Let me find another banger to play for you.
Here, Eternal September.
Listen to this shit.
This song sounds beautiful, it sounds like something you would hear at like a dojo.
This is a dojo, Jamesy.
And you, my son, are going to be the next black belt.
Do you understand me?
Yes.
Yes, I do.
Like, this has just lit a fire under me, bro.
Let's fucking do it together, bro.
My next stop is Silver and Gold, shortly after Platinum, and I'm rolled, hey, what's up Ludwig?
Can't hear you down there.
Then Diamond, then Masters, then Grandmasters, and then Goddamn Challenger.
And then I'm going to fly to Korea, spend a month there, hit Challenger there, fly to Germany, hit Challenger there.
I'm gonna do it all. I'm gonna be challenger in every meeting every time tonight.
Because why? You wanna know why I don't that?
Talk to me, tell me why. Because that's what my coach want me to do.
They have the best goddamn coach in the goddamn world.
Then I guess it's time for me to lead by example, isn't it?
It is. This is a perfect game. Down six kills and you just solo win with Yi. This is why we lead. This is why we lead.
Faker. I'm coming for you, Faker. I'm coming for you, Faker. I'm coming.
Fucking huge. Fucking huge.
Take his minutes. Take his fucking minutes.
Somebody said fairy tale on our stream.
The idea of me getting challenger is a fairy tale to you.
Really?
What I have to say?
Jinx, let me tell you something.
How can you tell?
Every fairy tale.
Every fairytale was nearly an idea before it became history.
Cut, not that.
It was TF.
Twisted with that.
Oh, wait, does it Swiss his fame in the lobby?
Yeah, it's our top laner.
I think this is going to be a solo win game with you.
I don't think so.
Who could challenge you, bro?
Do it your way, on your terms.
With 25 fucking kills.
It's like in Drive Secure, Jamesy.
Scaling, security.
This is a kettlehound, I've never seen one.
There might be asked yourself, why am I looking for more instead of recalling?
And the answer, Jyncey, is because of the music!
Once the music controls your gameplay, you become nothing but a conduit of emotion.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Then I want you to sit there and I want you to feel the story that the sound is telling
That's it.
The game looks really understabbing! I agree!
Come on, don't...
Come on!
Yes. Yes.
My goat! My goat!
That's my fucking goat!
You have to... you have to sort all this. I'm not even kidding.
I will. I'm not going.
I know you will. You're fucking scaling fucking perfectly.
This is Doredean, don't ask.
The song takes us called The Angle of Silence.
Your unstoppable nonsense, whatever that is.
Engage! Engage! Engage! Engage!
FUCKING ENGAGE!
FUCKING ENGAGE!
YAAAAAAAH!
That's my goddamn nose!
ENGAGE!
This is my fucking coach. This is the man I said, hey! Teach me League of Legends! Show
Show me, show me league of legends!
I can show us the...
Show us the...
Watch!
What do you want me to do?
My son!
Hey, you're saving my life
Let's go to the castle for a while
I've got a chance
It's time to go
Hey, you're going to the castle for a while
I think you're going to drop 20... Coach, Captain, Captain, Commander, I think you're going to drop 20! I'm not even kidding!
Do you know what I think? Do you want to know what I think my students?
Yes.
I think the only way for us to win this one is if we awaken.
Oh my god, no you didn't. No you didn't!
The great victim! No you didn't!
That's a dream singer.
I had to.
I'm sorry, Tracy.
But it needs to be done!
You're gonna regret telling me that, Sergeant!
Now I'm mad! I'm really mad!
Now it's time to kill!
Come on, Fakera!
you
you
you
you
you
You
Rage, rage against the dying of the night, Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
and learned too late, they grieved on its way, Do not cogent them into their good life.
If men near death will see you blind in sight,
blind eyes complain like meteors in the game,
rage, rage against the dying of my own.
And you, my father,
There on the satire,
Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears I pray,
Do not drink until now,
Rage, rage, against the tide of the light.
This is fucking cinema, bro.
This is fucking cinema.
You're so wrong winning your team the game, again.
You want to know the reason why I queued up for this last game?
Why? Because even if I hit challenger, it's nothing more.
291 games in total.
20 hours of streaming again.
4 hours of super night.
eating like shit, microwave burgers that I need to call, dog shit snacks that I love,
taking enough caffeine to kill a fucking owl.
For them.
For John.
Challenger pain.
But even though I'm one of the Challengers, not done yet.
Oh my god.
Because the thing is, when I came to Korea, I wasn't just with the goal of getting a challenger.
It was with the goal of proving that I am the best at the fucking world.
Now we have another challenger challenge.
Because sure, you might have had a challenger.
But then you're gonna have those people who are like, I have been in the K-300 games.
So you know what? Fuck those people.
How about I sit here and I go on the new counts?
And you try for unranked a challenger with the highest win rate ever out of any Western
player.
And how about we go for two challenger accounts?
You are just one!
They said that I'd be hot, so ground master, I'll get you!
Challenger accounts.
And then when I sit there, and I have my two challenger accounts, and when I sit there,
and I'm shitting on pros every game, then I'll push for rank one.
And then we'll go and we'll do the most demonic fucking run of all time.
Because I'm gonna be Aussie-ized if we get a trip somewhere fucking beginning.
My flight back is not scheduled for another three weeks.
And we're not working. I just might extend it!
I'm gonna hit you!
Because I still have something to prove.
Shall we do it? It's nice! But it's not!
Wait up!
IT'S SHOOTING ME!
IT'S SHOOTING ME!
You can always be higher up, you can always have a higher win than you can always be.
Oh
You
Bro, check your Katie check your Katie check your Katie you were oh and for this game. Do you realize that?
You were all in four
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You just solo won the game.
It's not a single positive Katie on your team.
Oh my god.
Now, that is my fucking coach.
That is a game that I want to hit you on, Jerome.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Yes, I know exactly what you mean.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That was actually cinema.
Oh my god
Well, I don't know what it was I
Swear to God I wasn't trolling when you were 0 and 4. I just I knew you were like scaling because you had like five assists
You were just fucking scaling though and I saw this a look in your eyes of like
You just looked like you were literally prepared to die to win that game
game. And you did it! You solo won! You solo won the game again! That's the second time
out of the last three games. Holy shit.
You didn't see it?
Yeah.
That game secures me challenger.
And today we did it.
You are here with every step of the way.
And there's nobody that I would have rather had on my side than you in that moment.
So thank you for accompanying me.
But even though the coach managed to challenge her today, it doesn't mean that the day is
done yet, Jensi.
Because now it's time for my students to log the fuck in and pick up right where I left
off.
understand me yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes so let's log the fuck
in I let's get
I
Well
That was fucking insane
Dude, I bro. I'm on a losing streak contest. I don't know man. I don't know
I'm on a bad losing streak man
Jynxie?
Yeah.
You live in Florida, right?
Yes.
You guys have hurricanes almost every year?
Yeah, in September.
What happens after a hurricane?
I don't know.
What?
You rebuild.
I don't know. What?
You rebuild, Jynxie. So log the fuck in. I don't care if it's a one game, two game, three game, four game, losing streak.
You log the fuck in and you rebuild what has been destroyed.
When I first started playing League of Legends when I was 12, I
I remember that out of everybody that I played with, my brother, my friends, his friends,
everybody.
I was by far the worst.
I was the guy that would always be online and would always want to do all, but I was
always the worst rank out of everybody, so it's like I was the last pick.
And it took me, waking up every day and saying, I will get better and I will improve, to one
day being able to do what you just witnessed happen in a challenger game, to secure challenger.
And the difference between me and you, Jinxie, the only difference between us too, is that
we have a different starting point right now.
But you have access to me.
You have access to somebody that every game is going to tell you what to do, that's going
to give you insight, that's going to tell you what should be done and how to get it
done.
if you even absorb 1% of my teachings every single day, you will become challenger with ease.
So what you're gonna do now is you're gonna charge your screen and you're gonna fucking dominate
this lobby in a way that not even you would have thought possible. Do you understand me?
Yeah!
Bro, I've watched five of my last six games because I lost my way.
Jynx, there's no goddamn reason why she's going negative in a fucking bronze lobby ever!
It's unacceptable!
Acceptable
The reason why you're losing these games and I want you to listen to me right now is
Because you're trying to force the late game to come too early
What do you notice I do in almost all my games in the early stages?
In the early stages you farm and what happens when I don't farm
you lose exactly the thing that separates iron from challenger unironically
drinksy if you just farm is literally just your mechanics and when I watched
you last time you dropped 30 fucking kills and you got a pen to kill on
master yee so I don't think your mechanics are gonna hold you back so
So your only issue in League of Legends, Jinxy, isn't that you're not good enough, it's not that you're clueless without me, and it's not that you don't have a champ that you synergize with.
It's just the fact that you're trying to force too much too early.
Because when you play on your terms, you drop 30 kills, you get pentas, and you shit on everyone!
My brain is yours. My brain is yours. My brain is yours.
I got 32 kills, which is cool, but now I want 40. I want 40, and I'm going to give this
entire BB team ruthless backshots. As long as they're 18 plus in consensus.
I want you to come on their backs so hard that they think they're visiting Niagara Falls!
Yes, Master.
Alright, make sure you have the right organs.
I do. Farm, scale, lethal tempo. Farm, scale, farm, scale, farm, scale, find the weak player, kill the weak player, get stronger, target the low HP guys, get stronger.
Q-E-W, Q-E-W, Q-E-W, R-Q-E-W, R-R-Q-E-W, murder, murder, murder, blood, everywhere, decapitation.
Now, Jinxie, there's something that you would have noticed if you're watching my games on
you.
When it came to team fighting, do you know why I was able to carry almost every fighter
as mastery?
Because you never engaged.
You always waited for the engaged.
Exactly.
And that's my problem.
and even if it means that your entire team has to die, then you wait until you get that perfect opportunity
and then you go in and I don't give a fuck how many people have to die for that opportunity to prevent it to present itself
Do you understand me?
I don't give a fuck if your entire team has to sit there with their dicks in their hands looking at a gray screen
It's you getting the perfect engage
And I do not want you to allow yourself to get pressured by anybody else into doing anything
suboptimal just because you feel like you have to force something.
Yes, Master.
All right, let me go give my wife a kiss because I got chow.
I'll be back in like 30 seconds.
Okay, chat, what I'm going to start doing from now on, because this happens in the mornings,
I'm going to slash mute all because all of my teammates are lobotomites who have been
playing this game for five years and they're still in bronze.
So I'm not going to allow a lobotomite to infect my mind.
Slap, this is one of the two at the start of every game, slash mute all because all of
my teammates, I look at their stats, they've been playing the game for two years and they're
bronze so they can go literally fuck
themselves there you go good that's a
fucking few more few for me a few
for for for for for for me few of the
few a lot to be for for me for me it's
for me for me for me for me for you
didn't I just you know I got it I got it
I just muted all slash we don't yep
good okay so now jane see I want all my
teammates have been playing the game for
two years and they're all bronze so if they want to ping something they can
ping a fucking coffin in game.
That's fucking right.
That's fucking right and Jinxi when you sit there and you adopt this
philosophy I just want you to understand that you're gonna have a bunch of naysayers
that are gonna tell you Jinxi that's really toxic you need to pay for your
team and you listen to the pings and you know what you tell those fucking
cock suckers
Yeah
All right, so it's got done
You're too, you're too-
Was your wife proud of you reading Challenger?
Ah, she's sleeping right now.
Okay.
Malta, why don't you wake up?
So now we're gonna do Janksie.
Cut it a bit towards the, uh, the Raptors.
Because remember, we don't want to drone early.
I don't know if you noticed, but in my games, I literally wasn't even droning in the early stages.
Yeah, because we don't care anyways, because we got camps.
Exactly, yeah.
So it's like the thing is Jinxie that if you clear your camps even one second faster, right?
Then it's like it's worth you just sitting there and fucking focusing on your camps because even if you know
What's going on top lane right now? How second I help your game in any way at all, right?
Like it doesn't. Out of the big roster. The big one!
Yep, so you got to make sure that you're always focused on the big one. That's okay
All right
All the last one perfect so now jinxie something I want to see you start doing user queue
Someone that want you to start doing is I want you to use your cue to get to camps when it's up
So you'll notice when I'm creating the reason why mine looks so fluid is because I know
Where the position of the jungle camps is and I'll always cute like I'll hover my mouse over where I know the big
Monsters and I cue right away so that the second I get vision I can instantly use it okay?
Yes.
Because, yeah, because the thing is stringy, think of it this way.
And this is one of the reasons why what I'm going to also want you to do is at one point
you can do the soft stream as well.
I want you to practice your folklore in practice tool until it looks almost identical to mine.
Even with like the smiting the gromp and all that stuff.
Because if you can master that and you just master your folklore, then after that it's
pentakill machine.
You're gonna be fucking lightning McQueen pentacle machine.
You understand?
You're gonna have to back off here.
So now I wanted to kill the, yep, just one.
Run to the top cabinet.
Ignore this one.
Two on the uh, I call it if she walks in.
If she walks in you cure her.
Okay.
Press W, W, W, W.
Okay this is good.
Yeah!
Nice!
I tried to smite the cannon, but I didn't.
Yeah, but you got with the red buff so it's worth.
No jinx you open up your shop the kraken sir kraken sir right click the kraken sir good
Top always crackin with heat always crackin with you know always crackin always crackin crackin yeah, that works
Nope, okay. No Bork Bork
We can we can talk about later because it's like the thing is that work is good versus tanks
But you're only gonna have to worry about that third fourth item you're okay
But I really just want you to do right now is I want you to just get your mechanics down because the thing about it
It's like I wanted to understand Jinxie that I play jungle in a way that makes people hate me and
Once you realize this you're gonna understand just how amazing that really is right because the reason why people hate me
It's because I only play for myself and I dictate whether we win or lose and part of the reason why is because all of them
That is all of them. Yes. Yes. No, it is because the thing is Jinxie that when you play for yourself
You are in control. So that's the reason why I want you to sit there and I really want you to take mechanics more seriously
Because especially on Master Yi, I'm telling you Jengxi
You will be dropping dick in every single one of your games all the way up team and challenger
Because if I can 1v9 games with Master Yi and challenger then you better fucking believe that you can too
So at that point, it's literally just a learning gap. That's all it is, bro. Do you understand?
Yes, sir. Yes, sir, so it's got it the fuck down now
Okay, so now what you're gonna do you're gonna yes exactly you're gonna play on the the Krugs and then after Krugs
Where are you looking?
Here, but I'm gonna cue it watch
Yep, I wanted to ask you a number. Press you eyes are chewing you
Nice
Yes
Yes, GenC! Don't forget to use your W to auto-cancel, okay?
Yep.
So, do you want to know the reason why you'll never really see me drone when I play jungle?
Why?
It's because my eyes are always on three things.
The camp I'm farming, my HUD, and my mini-map.
So, you look at your HUD when your abilities are going to respawn, so I can actually, like, do stuff.
No, no, you're not doing dragon here. You're not doing dragon.
I want you to go to your blue buff and I'll tell you why in a second.
So the reason why you're not doing dragon is because Diana topped the bot full cleared,
so if the Diana fights you right now on dragon, then there's a chance that she could've killed
you.
Now, she's not there clearly, so we were wrong, but we're setting up a good habit.
You understand?
Yeah, but I don't know how I'm going to keep talking about when I'm not streaming.
Yeah, well that's fine, so how you're going to keep talking about is you're just going
to say unless my team has insane priority in both lanes, I'm not doing this. Invade
her red. Invade her red. Invade her red. Yep. Why? Why? Because if she didn't talk
to me about Folklare and you cleared your blue buff, then there's a good chance that
her red is up. And if it is, drink C, and then we're gonna slash her fucking throat open
and drink her blood like it's a sundae wine
get the kill
get the kill
keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting don't stop
Q Q
YEEEES!
back up back up back up
okay now wait
I want you to have her on top of the mortar caster like walk up walk up
you can probably go back and
uh... you might be dead
keep running keep running
that was good
that was good keep running
just run run all the way back just run away just run away
It's okay. It's alright. You're good.
Sorry. What can I have done different there? What can I have done different there?
So that what you should have done is when you saw that your bar was going in on the Mordekaiser,
you walked towards the Mordekaiser, but not in range close enough for him to land abilities.
That when he uses all his abilities, you're wrong.
That when he uses all his abilities, you can go in and just kill him.
That's another thing you'll have noticed in my games.
I'll always hover on the outskirts of a fight even when I'm very low because I still want to find my way to sneak back in
Like Jinxie you need to literally be a lore accurate ninja. Do you understand? Yes
Yes, yes, okay now remember you sir W
Yeah, both are next but remember so now it's an I want you to lead with your two on the wolves. I want to just max range it
Nice! There's so much nicer it's looking! Now W the second it's up. There you go.
And now you can just kite. Perfect. Now now you kite. It's now Q. There you go.
And now you walk away. Like, do you see already how much more fluid your clear feels?
Yeah, way more, way more.
And I'm telling you, if you sit there and you perfect your clear, right, you will get to a point where you're going to be 9 minutes into the game.
game and instead of being 57s yes you're going to have 80 and you're going to feel like fucking
Thanos because every game Jengzee is just you playing for three items and then when you get those
three items you fucking make the enemy team rule the god damn day you understand yes now I want
you to sit there and I want you to look more often at your at your HUD so you can see when your
abilities are are coming back up so you can use them instantly okay yeah yeah yeah because I think
that's one of the reasons why so like how it's gonna work is you're just gonna
kind of like glance and here for example right you see W's on four seconds so you
can look at your minimap and then in three seconds we're gonna glance back at
our HUD you see what I'm talking about yes perfect okay you don't have to go
bot here yet okay now look for the smolder now look for the smolder go for
this go for this this is your kill this has Jinx he written all over it go for
small to go to smaller snowy nice fall with that it's fine go for the cannon
no no no cannon cannon it's okay it's a lucky ad flash so now you're gonna go
in the drag just go drag so the reason why now you're dragging even if you don't
have a right yeah exactly it's cuz you're fucking strong motherfucker and that's
what's dead and look also Diana and me too my saying void grubs so you know she's
is not on the same side of the map as you so it's free
get a recall after this you think?
uh... yep
okay try to clear this as fast as you can
no no just focus your eye
maybe killing time
unironically just unlucky
bro i hate team up players so much
well what's the first thing i told you about team up players
what's the first thing jingxi
pdf files every single one of them yes every single one of them
oh my god they always just come when i'm doing dragon it's so annoying
you have a jinxy every time you're in a position like this game where you're
one in three i want you to think back to my challenge
to rank up game what was my score yeah oh and four
i was oh and four i started off that game jinxy getting four man invaded by the
enemy on my red buff that's how bad they wanted me to lose four man invaded
by the way you never see that I want to walk straight up here walk straight up
so if you look for this okay get the free kill get the free kill path all the
way to the edge that wall that wall there yes you can like cut them off and
now you can walk up nice now walk up E so you're gonna E and then Q don't don't
lead with Q though okay so do you know I said don't lead with Q there because I
I can use it as a dodge, a dodge button.
Yeah, exactly.
So there, when they're in a position that it's like that,
think of it this way.
As Master Yi, your first attack is your autos.
Your Q is your follow up.
If you lead fights with Q,
then you have no way to actually live.
That's another reason why a lot of the times
when you're watching me team fighting,
you would see that I would like wait off to the side,
I would go in with my RE,
and then I would use my entire combo
and I would hold on to my Q
because your Q is your lifeline.
If you waste the lifeline, you're fucked, you understand?
So I lead with my auto, THANK YOU!
Yes, exactly!
Because then imagine you run at them with your R, right?
I imagine you Q onto them and they flash away.
What happens?
Adam, you can talk to others.
That's what I like to see.
But things like-
I just want to stay with them.
No, no.
Like, if you lead with your Q,
And then after Q ends and they flash, then they live, right?
Yeah.
It's kind of like, think about how Warwick holds his Q, right?
Master Yi, you want to hold your Q, but in a way where it's like you don't use it until you have to.
Now look bot, look bot before Krags.
And the reason why is because...
Run at this?
Okay, you can't go for this. Teemo's a cocksucker. Go for your Krags, though.
are actually at all go crocs crocs crocs
so yeah so think about the g
and the reason why i actually love playing in recently
is because
he's kind of like what a heck room used to be
because heck room used to be a champion
where once you would get to three items you just carry the game
so the entire game is literally just you'd like
you only take guaranteed shit until three items and then once you're at three
you fucking start killing everybody
I want you to buy, uh, okay, so the boots I'm going to want you to start buying.
I want you to hover over the boots because I want to show you.
Winner shop, uh, on the bottom, uh, bottom up.
So you see those red ones on the left?
Yes, you're going to start buying those.
I've been buying them every game because those boots heal you for all the damage you
deal.
Walk straight top here.
Walk straight top.
You still have downtime for 20 seconds, so we're going to look for a playwright because
you always want to be active on the map.
Another one rule of being a greedy jungler, which is what we are, is you want to sit there
and be active.
Don't walk too close.
Don't walk too close.
Okay?
Now you're good.
So now, stay on top of the red dot.
That red dot is where Mordekaiser is.
So, I'm just going to want you to walk up to him and then you can R.
R?
Nice.
Now, don't Q.
Nice!
Good!
Take the cannon.
Swipe it.
Swipe the cannon.
Swipe the cannon.
Nice!
Good!
But do you see what I mean?
you're actually holding your two like already Jamesy you're starting to
understand fundamental mastery mechanics that are the differences between the good
ones and the great ones do you see what I mean yes sir like I want to see most
fucking hat off yeah you're gonna do it soon but I want to turn you into a
fucking war machine that's what you need to be need to be a fucking war machine
bro. Alright, now look on the uh the wrappers here. Perfect. I want to cap this fucking Teemo's
fucking head off. Yep, but already done. I'm telling you I'm loving watching it clear.
Don't forget to use your W. Right now your W is the only thing and also when you're
clearing the wrappers make sure that you're only ever autoing the big one okay. Got it.
So now you're going to play on the Krugs, after the Krugs I want to look on Dragon.
Krugs first on Dragon.
There you go.
Don't forget about your W. Come on, you got to start actively using it.
We need to unlock it.
It's like right now, Jinx, see? You have three weapons in your arsenal and you're only using two.
We need to be activating all three, right?
I want you to ward over the wall into the dragon. Ward over the wall.
Okay, go kill the smother bot. You see bot? Under your mini-mout? Run at him, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot. Press R, just press R and run at him.
Nice.
Sorry for meeting with my queue, sorry.
So there, yeah, well you already know what the issue is, right?
And I'm telling you, it's a thing.
I wonder if by the red boots now, by the red boots I told you about?
Yeah, there, yeah.
It's a thing where I'm, and also right click your glint Zeus, because you have enough gold
for another component.
But that's what I'm telling you.
It's like, listen.
are things that are going to take a while for you to actually adopt into your gameplay,
but the second that you do, it's going to be so much better. Why can't I ever ward into
a dragon pit? It never worked. Nothing happens. Everybody else does it.
Because Jinxie, you want to ward where the edge of the dragon pit is.
I do! Nothing happens! Then walk to the edge of the pit next time and then ward, because
If you try warning too far away from it, it auto-paths you to walking towards it, right?
It considers it almost like a movement, Command.
Okay, fight the down in here.
Flutter.
You're east up in one second.
Okay, back about...
Yeah, you have to run here.
You have to run?
Should I run away?
It's okay.
That's fine.
What the fuck!
Command!
What the fuck!
Okay.
Okay, your team gets it. That's fine. So now listen, once we get to two items, that's
going to be where we start going fucking crazy, okay? Like, I want you to feel all this pain,
all this fear, and all this rage inside of you. I want you to harness it, and you're
just going to bottle it all up for now, and the second you have that green nose, you're
going to unleash it okay? Like Jim C Thaler right now. I just always die! Everyone has
some fucking plot armor whenever I chase them down but whenever I get chased down it's just
a horror movie. Yeah that's like fucking absurd plot armor. Yep that's like role one of league.
Okay so now you're gonna look for the for the blue chair and then we're gonna clear
all the way towards Krugs. Now look on the Wolves, this is good.
Die! Very good. It's not wanting to play on the
Rappers after Rappers are gonna look on Krugs
Yeah, that's a good game
Ignore the Akali if Ash dies so that we can secure a hundred gold then that's good for us kill last Raptor
Nice
Now after you do this
I wanted to invade her bot side and the reason why is because she's top so since top side has killed a mini Krugs
Since our top side is only coming up in like a minute 40 with wolves, then we're gonna have nothing to do on the map, so let's invade bot.
Invade here?
Yep.
Look on blue? Perfect, take that blue.
Then after I want you to look on the ground.
Now, don't forget to kite your cams, okay?
Okay, so now what you're doing is I want you to ward in this bush, ward in that bush with
the circle.
Okay, back up.
Yeah, just wait, just wait, just wait.
Cause he's probably in the entire team now.
Wait in this bush?
So right here?
Wait in that.
Just sit here.
Sit here and wait.
When that little dragon fuck shows ball in, you're going to smash his skull against the
fucking pavement.
Do you understand me?
Yes sir.
Wait a little bit.
We're going to wait another 10, 9, 8, 7, 6.
Okay.
6. Okay now walk up look on the ground see if he's on it
Smite it. Okay. Yeah, we just run. I'm out of thought
Yeah, just want to send you're good. I mean that's actually fucking retarded. I don't understand what that was like
He didn't walk up there probably wasn't a word either. It sends us gameplay, but it's good because now you're gonna have your two items
I
Wonder Joe and Bob look at how low he is because I don't think he has yeah go for this factor
I have no R. Are you sure? Yeah, you're good, you're good.
Worst case, you just get the next wave. Get the next wave.
Yep, so now we get this wave.
Perfect, get all the minions.
Take the next one too, next one too. Then you're gonna recall.
Next one too.
Like the next, next one? No, no, no. Like this one, that's it.
one that's it well can you miss a
ball goes get the fuck out get out okay
jingsy reset do you want me to handle
boggles for you yes please bro please
boggles by a rope stand on top of a chair
and I want you to do I'm gonna finish
up thought no no no okay all right so
now we're gonna do is you're gonna look
for the Krugs and then after Krugs you're
you're just going to full clear up.
Fuck the dragon.
Yep.
Because the thing is that Diana right now is really strong,
so if she goes for it, then it's going to be bad for you.
So now hold tap for a second.
I want to see if anybody on the enemy team
is worth their shutdown.
Hold tap.
Not really.
OK, doesn't matter then.
OK, so now look on this.
It's hard to get really strong.
Yep, you're good.
And now what you're going to do is you're going to look for the wolves.
Like see, now you're getting to a point where now you're getting to main character status,
do you understand?
Yes, yeah, yeah, I'm almost here.
Yep, suddenly you're looking at this.
If Mordekaiser walks top, you fucking end his life, do you understand me?
Now take the top wave, exactly.
Your laner's lanes become your new jungle camps once the laning phase ends.
Oh, I love your mindset.
Yep, there you go.
Jinxy wants more gold.
No, no, no.
Stay top, stay top.
So now you're going to do Jinxy, so you're going to stay top until Mordekaiser walks
top, and then you're just going to fucking end his life, do you understand?
So I don't want to use your abilities on the wave anymore because we need to have them up for Mordekaiser so we can kill him.
Also, his Q is when he does like the big som on the ground. I want you to try using your Q to dodge that ability, okay?
Walk up. Don't use your abilities on the wave. Just auto.
This is nice.
Next wave too. Next wave too. Go. Control W.
Ward in this bush that's right here. Now, in the circle. In the circle. Ward.
Go on to him and I don't know he has nobody now now
or
or
Well, I thought I ordered already I missed my
Okay, I missed my
In game so Jamesy that this game is so
Listen to me. Listen to me.
Do-W-E-R, look, look, look here, look there, look there.
By this, by that, recall here.
Back up, you can't bite this. Engage now, don't engage yet.
Like, my head is gonna explode!
We're gonna really blow off my head! It's gonna blow off!
Okay, I want you to go to your crugs, and I want you to listen to me.
Your crugs, your crugs.
When you first started playing Rainbow Six, were you good at the game?
No.
How did you feel the first time you had champion?
Like I just had sex for the first time, but at that time I hadn't had sex yet, so I had nothing to base that information on both.
Exactly. So you just have to understand that League is the same learning curve.
Like, League is just a game where you're going to have breakthroughs, right?
There for example, the reason why it went bad was because you right clicked off the team on you were just kind of like running around for like three seconds
But in that three seconds you could have auto-attacked him eight times
But why is he fighting me like here's the thing
When someone walks at me like that like I assume there's a reason like is he actually just brain dead?
Yes, I thought walking because he had his team or something
No, no, no, no, Jynxie walk walk walk for the fight walk for this fight
So the thing is that you have to understand rule one of iron and bronze players is they all have cancer
So you always want to look for fights because they're gonna act up. Don't look for this
By the way
You're not able to actually
No, we can't do this because a colleague has an ability that makes it so you can auto attack her
Cool, of course. She does ha ha ha and then she probably has an ability where she takes my my anal virginity to
Yeah, everyone's got an ability for something everybody's got some bullshit fucking cheese everybody
Okay, look look on the barcrab
Okay, now on your job, man
Are you back?
Mort, I hope... I can't say that, alright.
Do you want to whisper it?
Bush camping with Mort. Nah, I can't even whisper it, it's bad.
Okay, so look, now what you're gonna do is I'm gonna want you to look for out of base, you're gonna look on the red buff, and now we're gonna use our team as human shields so that we can get fed. Are you ready for that?
Yeah.
Alright, so here's what you're going to do.
Out of base, I want you to instantly run to the red buff.
Come here.
Drawing over the fight, fast.
Alright, draw.
So Jynxie, while you're drawing, did you know that you can right click and you right click
on top of where you're drawing?
You like you move towards it. So like drone and then right-click.
What?
What are you saying?
What happened?
So let's say right now you hover over the Krugs
and while you're... just with this fight, yep.
Just keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting.
Keep fighting?
Team A!
Team A!
Team A!
This is gonna be a lot of fucking hell!
Why are you running away, you brain dead teammate?
Well, can I just face fuck this teamope? Please?
I want to kill him so bad.
Not yet, not yet.
Watch where it's at, Holly.
Killer, killer.
Remember, don't lead with-
I can't kill her, she has a hat!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
She has a HOOOOPE!
Okay, James, are you listening to me?
What do you want me to do, bro?
Turn into Jesus to win that?
And there's two of them, and I'm underleveled.
I'm three and eight.
I can't 1v2.
You have two items.
You can 1v2.
The thing about it right now, I want you to buy Whitsand.
I can't 1v2 that.
I'm sorry, I have to...
Yes, you can.
I'm literally three and seven.
I can't 1v2.
There's no fucking way I can...
I'm so...
I'm so hard!
FUUUUUUURR!
And I won V9 to challenge your game!
Undo the item that you have and buy Whitsend!
Yes! You can!
Won V9 at Jynxie!
Yep, right click with Whitsend.
Yes, and then afterwards, right click with Sun.
Good.
THE FUCK IS THAT?!
That's the T-March rooms.
I'm going to be honest.
Oh my god, if you play Teemo you should jump into oncoming fucking traffic.
End game.
End game.
Yo, I think it would actually be good if we start banning Teemo.
I mean, yeah, he gets played every game.
Yep.
Okay, look for this fight, fucking.
Jinxie, this is all you.
Yeah, I agree.
I can fight this.
Don't focus, Samar.
yes anyone but that fucking freak nice go girl this good yes get the one now get
them on now now get them on now you get the more
that's fine don't bother it okay now you're next item after this I mean I
I don't want to buy an item called Terminus.
So yes, so do you sell the enemy teamhouse a lot of, they're like very tanky?
Yeah.
Terminus gives you armor penetration.
So it makes you do a lot more damage.
What are you eating, bro?
Oh, my mom made them, they're like Greek cookies.
Oh, that looks good, yeah.
But this might be...
Yeah, I could just tell you a challenger, like, you're in lollipop land, bro.
We're done, I want to die over here, man.
It's okay. You'll meet me here soon. Go to your boobop.
someone's gonna be here it's like one of those games
alright now what I want you to do is I want you to look for baron
so I ping baron ping baron
baron ping it's ping it's ping it we need a letter to know what's up
Can I just gape this Teemo, please?
Not yet.
Okay, wait.
Let me just try.
Stop hitting it.
Yep.
Sorry.
Two.
So, why are we able to get Baron there?
Like that?
I don't understand.
the thing is that the enemy shows
fucking
game
I hate you my players so much jinx
are you Chris Hansen yes brown I'm
catching predators today
yep you are fuck you team up I fucking
ate you okay
yes the reason why I could ban there is
because you saw that the enemy was
bought so because they were bought it's
like oh shit what if we just use that
to our advantage and then we get
Yeah Baron for free.
Should I look on the next drag here?
Yep, it's up in 20 seconds, it's free.
Red buff first, yeah.
Now remember, your ult is up in like 15 seconds,
so we don't really want to fight until it's up.
Walk bot, walk bot, walk bot.
If they go for Jin, then you need to help him.
Okay, walk up, walk up with your Briar.
your buyer is your is your suicide bomb in this game
you need to let him go in first
and then you follow up okay
i did shit let's go
right
my god
what the fuck
okay you need to wait
unfortunately you need to wait
like i'm telling you patience patience
okay wait
just wait wait
No! No! No!
Okay, go on the smother for a smother, smother, smother.
Okay, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him!
You got this, you got this, yes?
Two?
Okay, fight! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Get the dragon out.
Okay, kill this?
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Okay, try and see.
Hit this, but do not kill the dragon don't do it. Oh, no no no you need to get this drag
Save your Q in case Teemo comes and then you kill on him
Nick you on him
Just keep chasing him you better die little bitch you better die. Now you can turn kill the dragon kill the dragon
oh no okay nice now walk in that bush right there at the edge of the pit yeah
then recall
hey semo duck why not away you won't give them out of mine
I'm out of mine
hey now no no no no no
Jinxie Jinxie do you understand where you just did I just got a quadra kill yeah, but not just that
Teemo can place bombs so by you going for that scuttle crab you could have stepped on one of his bombs and died
That's key the way way hard. I'm sorry
Okay, so how about your terminus terminus terminus no the thing you have right now
And then afterwards by lickservarn, by lickservarn, back up, no no, in base, lickservarn. Very good.
But I got a scut fetish, you gotta let me, you gotta unlock me there.
You have a what?
Scut fetish.
You have a scut fetish?
Uh, yes.
I'll tell you one salt. Go on Mordekaiser 2, you can get, you can get Mordekaiser.
I don't want you to be scared, go in now, now!
GO IN! GO IN!
ARGH!
I'm MORD! MORD! MORD!
Now you go for them.
STOP MY DICK DIANA!
Now mid, push mid, push mid, push mid.
And they showed you fucking chase them down. Do you understand me?
You chase them down like a robed dog in a daycare.
Alright, if this guy doesn't help me, voila, I'm gonna freak out.
Here we go.
Alright, now back up.
That's fine.
Okay, what we're gonna do here is, next timer is blue buff, but I want you to just like
hover around mid.
So just like sit in the bushes off to the side, because your team might be retarded and fight
for no reason.
I'm going to dinner with Ron in like an hour.
I am nice.
I actually have a movie with my wife too in like an hour.
Nice bro.
We're going to watch Obsession.
What is that?
It's like a horror movie about like an obsessive girlfriend or something.
Everyone's been like glazing it.
Wait, I'm obsessed with ripping the Sakali's head off.
Okay, then just wait, just wait, just wait.
Now I want you to type in charon now go in for me I am your master.
Okay go in now. R, R. Now chase chase chase.
Back up back up this is good. Now kill the mordcast when it comes out right here.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy!
There you go. Snow jinx watch the burn, the burn, the burn, the burn, the burn.
the band the band jimsy is godlike oh i love power scaling jimsy do you see how you have
like almost three thousand do you see how you have almost three thousand gold in your
inventory back to me daddy do you see how you have almost three thousand gold in your
inventory yes at this stage of the game blade of the rune king is a better version of kraken
So we're going to sell our Kraken Sayer and buy Blade of the Rune King, okay?
Got it.
Recall? Recall? Recall?
And then you sell your Kraken Sayer?
Don't, don't, don't, okay?
Dude, I'm sorry, I'm just so fed.
okay then I'll turn and kill everyone then let me test it for real I don't
mind I'll know you're gonna die
bro you're a piece of shit
you're a piece of shit
you're a piece of shit
jinxie jinxie
you motherfucker
jinxie
look at this little female look at him look at him I fucking it look at him look at him
bro he thinks he thinks you're a nine-year-old that's why he's running this far for you
ha ha ha
fuck you female you disgusting piece of garbage
Okay, so now I saw your Kraken Slayer.
You mean Bork?
Oh yeah, no no, I saw your Kraken Slayer.
I'll be your star.
By Bork?
And then by Elixir Vime.
Nice, now walk to the dragon, fast.
Okay, so now we're gonna go Red buff, dragon, okay?
We're doing something crazy.
What?
I'm only 31 wins away from rank 1. Get the red.
Wait, why are you laughing?
I think that was high-five.
Okay, now look for this fight.
Going on the Mordekaiser now.
Okay, smother.
But when the Mordekaiser comes out, you're gonna ult, you're gonna kill him, and then you're gonna go in for everyone now.
E! E?
Nice chase. Now chase. Get your quadra.
They're all dead here. Go in on them. Go in on them.
Okay, you need to back off now. So now go for the dragon.
My blade is yours.
Okay. You're in a very good spot right now.
It just kind of shade though because you don't like really have a better item to build on
when you have renounce.
You're literally just like chilling on fucking a billion gold.
So now what I want to do is just like buy your elixir of iron again and then just go
straight top.
That was how many respawns you have to rebuy elixir of iron.
Yep.
So now go top.
Push top.
We're not going to team fight because our team is brain dead.
So we're just going to try to split push and solo win the game.
Okay?
Sounds good, looking like a Jinxie carry.
Every game looks like a Jinxie carry when Jinxie plays for himself.
Real.
That's why Jinxie, I'm telling you, off stream, I think the reason why you lose as much as
you do is because you just try helping your team too much.
Yeah, I just let them get in my head a lot, I just start hashtag full mute all.
Yep, every time.
Like this game, I've been full muted, it's been so peaceful, I'm so tired of like, you
It's like a toddler telling me how to like live my life.
It's like, bro, you're a fucking toddler.
You've been in bronze for two years.
So like, take your keyboard and shove it up your ass.
Exactly.
If you're bronze, you know, drew 11.
Iron and bronze are not allowed to type, ever,
under any circumstances.
Or paint.
No, I'm not kidding.
You shouldn't be allowed to paint if you're bronze.
That's not fair.
Real.
Like, bronze players think they have like a say.
It's like, bro, just shove your keyboard up your ass
and quit the game.
You've been in bronze for two years.
Also, drew 11.
If somebody took iron or bombs for over a year, just burn their account.
Keep pushing.
I want to keep pushing, you're not going to stop here.
Keep going.
Maybe I have Soto on me.
But where the fuck are they?
Okay, going on the mortar, all 10 and going, all 10 and going, yeah.
All 10, E, E.
Keep going, keep going.
okay so that the only reason I'm gonna be honest I'm surprised you weren't able
to actually like kill okay so in the future what we're gonna try doing is I'm
trying wait let me think I'm something are you jinxed I want you to sell your
what's on it's in your inventory so it you can just right click on it on in
your inventory and then buy an item called it's k a e yep buy it and I'll
go get another elixir of iron. Let me blow my nose one sec.
I feel like I should have focused team over there.
Yo Jinx, you know what you should do during the minecraft marathon?
What?
suddenly rage rate run and then say why is your name stable or not though you're acting
pretty unstable right now that is a pretty good idea okay go in the diner the diner all
10 killer all 10 killer please are okay now run on chase chase chase chase go go go keep
keep going, keep going, kill this guy... it's free kill!
E?
NOOOOOOICE!
Now go top, top you in, top you in, top, top, top, top, TOOOOOP, TOOOOOOOOP!
TOOOOOOP!
I'm gonna get a real quick.
Why don't you need the cannon though? You're full build.
You're right, you're right.
Okay, I don't think in action just go for the bottom.
Nice, now get the bottom, this is free.
Then you're gonna recall and you're gonna look on your red buff, okay?
Nice
Recall and it's time for the bread broth now buy your elixir iron again, and then you're gonna walk mid
Let's go
Red into my red buff. Yep. Yeah, you are here. So you're gonna go like red but a whole top for a second
Okay, you need to get this dragon this dragon is soul
Just go to the giant now ignore your team. Yeah, I love them. I love them. I
Just want the dragon go on the dragon now. No, no, no the dragon go in go in go in are
Nice!
Now get the dana 2, to get the dana 2, go in!
Nice!
Now get this.
See like you can be scared bro.
You cannot be scared even when you're low HP.
Now walk mid.
No, no, wave, wave.
Good.
good
my daddy
doing great this game
go go
you can end the game here
Q on the smolder, kill on the smolder.
Oh no, that was actually good Q.
Can you really not end here?
Try to end, try to end.
Hit the nexus, hit the nexus.
Yeah!
Woo!
There we go.
Nice!
okay now Jinxie what you're gonna do I want you to right-click on Muda's name
the chosen one right click on it and do view profile let's say rank is oh fuck
he's bronze too click on where it says overview yeah the top overview and then
hover over his bronze too oh fuck he's actually close to bronze one okay so Q
up and then let's head watch him in Q.
I wait one second. One second. I have time for, I think, one more. I can do one more.
Yeah, me too, me too. It's perfect.
For Master Yi, it's so fun at the end of the game when you just Q everyone and they all die.
Yeah, I'm telling you. That's why we just didn't get you comfortable with leaving your team out to hang.
Yep, real.
I
Hope we move it's losing he's lost his last game
Okay, I was losing right wait wait that bad team on bad team or banning team up from now on so when you right click on Timo
Oh, he's actually bad already
Nice ball knowledge team
Hey, man. All right, and now let's watch
I'm gonna piss real quick. So he's six and six. Oh
My god. Yes, he's actually losing good
So you see that cat trying to jump on the Mordekaiser?
Hi guys, make sure you accept the Q.
You know what I think I haven't done in a minute bro?
I think I haven't done drag or dare in a while.
Well, they're not doing it. Your team's not doing it.
Why not just keep pushing here, free gold?
If Kamen comes back, we're...
No, keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing!
Why are you scared?
The f***ing, like, on the right.
You're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now it's too late because there's no more minions.
Guys if Muda played 500 games with Hums coaching and Jinxie played 500 games with me coaching
Who do you guys think would be a higher ranked by the end of it? Honestly?
Hi boys except
Hi boys
He's in Fox, he's in Fox somewhere, he's somewhere, he's trying to find you.
He's in the opposite way.
He's got more than guys with Umi, run run run run.
And he ults you to cook.
Maybe.
Wait, hi guys.
What if while Jinx was playing, sometimes he just randomly moved his mouse and started clicking random shit.
Is he gonna lose that?
Uh, yes he is, but he might still win.
You saw that out, I could tell.
Alright, when you're going, right there, I don't want you to fly.
Close out of the shit.
Alright, Jinx, are you ready?
Wait, why is the chat spamming Mudo?
What'd you ask them?
I asked them if Mudo had 500 games of coaching by Hums, and you have 500 games of coaching
by me, who would be a higher rank by the end of it?
Bro, Dantez.
We have a Twisted Fate playing Top, isn't that like the hardest character in the game
to play?
No.
Why do you think that?
Isn't that like, nobody plays that?
Well, like I thought no one plays Twisted Fate because he's hard.
No, no, he's very brain dead and very easy.
It's just that like his ultimate allows him to teleport wherever he wants, so a lot of
Sometimes like lower elo players don't really know how to like activate that if it makes sense
You're right actually the hardest champions are just whoever I use
yep
Bro mutamite actually gets silver chat. Oh my god
All right
You know what you're going to have to do?
When the Minecraft marathon is going on with Ron, you're going to need to sit there and
tell Ron sometimes that it's League time and then you just queue up for a game and you
let him like solo play while you rage queue.
That's such a bad idea.
I think Muda said while I was doing the minecraft marathon he said he's going to pause and
not die.
Yeah, okay, nice, good.
You smite on first, uh, right, smite on first?
Uh, me, no, so normally, but you can't do what I do yet.
So normally what I do is I smite the gromp.
Actually...
Wait, I can do it.
Well, you're going to watch this, trust me.
I can do it.
Okay, okay.
So when this is at 300 health, I want you to walk up, smite the gromp, smite the gromp
now, now smite the gromp, and now auto the blue buff, auto it? No, oh wow, okay. So that
would you have to do is you need to like smite the gromp, let it run towards you, and then
when the gromp is close, you drag the blue buff towards the gromp, and then you like
to keep them both at the same time
but you keep a lot of the i think it's a good
so remember make sure that you're always all talking the big one and you're
using your choice as it's up
it's so it's stuff like that that's really good
They're all JNC.
Yes, yes, yes.
After hitting Challenger, I feel like so at peace now.
Yeah, of course, I told you.
I told you you deserve that shit.
Thank you.
Also never smite that.
Always smite the red or the Krugs, but not the Big Rapper, okay?
Yes sir, never do that again.
I'm going to drop 30 kills this game. Trust me.
Let's fucking do it then.
So I'm going to go for the uh, the Krugs.
And then after Krugs, we're going crab.
Now if you see a good opportunity for a play, I'm going to want you to look on the bot
gank, alright?
I don't see a gun up here.
Wait, they have a mumu.
Bop! What the fuck?!
Why does he move bot?
So mumu can play either jungle or supports.
Oh, so he's like a super chad character.
Yeah.
Okay, so look, this we're gonna do now.
Underbott, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, gank bot, gank bot.
The jinx of that mumu, jinx of the mumu.
The jinx.
And now start pinging.
Yeah!
That's good, now take the wave, take the wave, take the wave, that's what I would do, I would
take the wave here.
Watch this.
No!
Okay, look for the crab.
Tom, I thought my smile would do way more.
What?
You know what you should do?
You should get a webbend and then make Hibis stick it in his ass and then he's like on
a phone call with you during your entire show.
I don't know, it's fine for the crab.
And then every time you get tilted you just like set it on max setting and you make him
scream.
You know why didn't you shove it up his ass?
Recall, I love ends.
What the fuck is love ends?
What is that?
It's like a butt plug but that you can control.
It's like remote control vibration.
I don't fuck what I do that and why would I get a fucking butt plug?
Jinxy, go for your Gromp. It's not for you, bro.
I'm saying it's for high buys.
And then you have the remote control.
And every time you get mad, you can make him miserable.
Does that make sense?
Okay.
Like imagine you're saying that you're clearing.
And then you just hear,
Jinxy stop, I'm gonna fucking come!
And then he's like saying that,
busting all over the place.
Dude, pass, bro. Fucking pass on that.
I don't want to do that.
The hail?
Bro, this feels like a game where I'm just
going to get absolutely fed, and then just get 25 kills.
And how are we going to do it?
Just scale, not engage first.
Exactly, that's how it is.
It's just by farming up.
We just have to farm up.
Watch this, Coach.
You're going to like this one, trust me.
What?
Nice!
Good!
The big one, remember, stop autoing the small ones, Jynxy.
Why did you start autoing the small ones?
You never did this.
But I'm not autoing them, I'm kiting, so I messed up.
Not every has 40k hours!
The fuck!
I'm not autoing them, I'm fucking kiting and it's messing up.
Jynxy.
Jinx see yes kid. I don't have 40,000 hours. I have
Okay, sorry, okay, so now we're gonna do is you're gonna look on a bot
If the moon goes in yeah, if I drive all right fight fight fight. Don't be a little yes the moment look how low he is
Oh, I'm so dead fuck you Ludwig. Okay. No, just why didn't you get the kill walk to the crab and someone?
I didn't get that kill cuz I huge early could you exactly remember?
I need you to make it like a thing in your brain you only cue as your follow-up the crab no no the crab the crab the crab
Your cue is your follow-up nod your engage, okay?
Okay
Can the dragon fuck off?
What?
Okay, so now recall. Walk in and burst recall, then you can plan to talk to bot folk there.
Okay, you know what I think would actually help you?
What?
Walk to your blue, press escape.
Top up to your keyboard.
Hold on.
It smells like shit on my hand
Well, my hands most like shit dude, dude wipe about it next time please from the the blue
On the balloon process on everything. I love my fingers smells like shit
Why my mother's life? I don't know
Do you go to the bathroom earlier? Yeah, but I'm white
wait, dude
Hey, Jynxie, what if you didn't have enough toilet paper rolls, so as a result, it went through the paper.
I'm not even kidding, I'm not gonna rule that out.
I gotta wash my hands, bro. Hey, I gotta recall.
I swear to God, there's shit on my hands.
Jynxie, no, if you have shit on your hands, it's been there for the last 20 minutes.
minutes whether or not it's fucking still there and on the next two doesn't matter you
need to prioritize your camps right now and while you're doing it I want to do it shit
on my finger while you're clearing I wanted to smile your finger as punishment clear your
your raptors and smile your finger no you're okay start smiling your finger right now as
punishment because the thing is that you should never even have it as a thing in your brain
That you leave your PC while you're in the middle of a gaming session.
Are you smelling your finger?
Not now, bro. It smells horrible.
Smell your finger now or else I'm gonna crash out.
Bro, it smells like shit. Do I actually have to-
Smell it!
Faker did this.
Why does it smell like shit? I actually don't know.
Okay, so now you're gonna look-
You're gonna look on the uh, on the crugs and then afterwards you're gonna look on the crab
No goddamn wayfaker did that
Listen you didn't believe what you want to believe
Do you ever smell it yeah, okay good
Alright, listen up shittie-jittie, or you're gonna do no- yeah, I don't think you can kill
us.
You don't think so?
That's funny, cuz I do.
You don't think I can kill it?
You don't think so?
You don't think so?
You don't think-
Wait, that's actually aura.
Yeah, I know, bro.
I'm a 2023 gamer of the year.
I guess I'll play on the crab, and then afterwards I'll come the dragon.
to the mouth to the mouse might it's fine it's fine it's fine it's all right I got a left
man's
Algeddy washing hands in the middle of a league game
bro he's lucky that he left when he did and he did that when he told him to lick it off
as punishment for not smiting the crab. Oh dude, no that actually makes me wanna puke.
Like even thinking about tongue and that generally makes me wanna fucking puke.
Rock out tickets shower, I'm literally a piece of shit!
Okay Jynxie, now go for your grump. Why does it still smell? My god!
Why does only my left finger or pointer finger smell like shit?
Because you probably put so much fecal matter on your e button on your keyboard that every
time you put it back on your keyboard now it's just going to smell like shit.
My god, you're actually right.
I look on the dragon?
Yeah, I look for the food.
This knock turns dead on my screen.
Okay now go for the the dragon I kind of want to go for the emumu I don't think he's gonna
give the chance oh wow I've smited way too early yep so now I'm gonna see about dragon
because of it too so Jamesy I want to just take your life you know it's funny the one
One time I smite early in the last month, of course it's stolen.
What's up man?
This game's so unforgiving.
Okay, Jynxie, I was going to say, as punishment for smiting early, I want you to stick your
left index finger in your mouth.
I'm not doing that.
I just smelled my keyboard, it literally smells like shit.
Jynxie, do you want to become the next baker or not?
Brother.
brother
walk to your grump and stick your finger in your mouth
and I want you to swish it around like you're brushing your teeth
yo hey Dantez
ab so fucking lutely not bro
okay guys is it a W or an L?
that Jinxie is refusing to do it as coach is telling him
Look for the blue now and then after it's up to bot folk here.
My blade is yours.
Alright, so now we're going to do this here and play on the boss.
Kettie scaling!
Yep, now it's getting on.
Wait, so why did you smite on the buffs?
because the thing is that so what's your Q you do every you have a fact damage
right so as a result you always want to like use your smite on the buffs because
it makes it so you're gonna like clear faster
that made no sense bro okay why do I smite on the red buff and the blue buff
Imagine you have a shotgun that does 100 damage, right?
When you sit there and you're, wait, why'd you just ult?
I was a misclick.
Okay, look for the crab.
It's like, when you're jungling, right, think of it like your little jungle, Pred, gives
you spray.
So the longer that you keep the little small ones alive, the faster it is to clear, so
you don't have to wait until I'm auto attacking them.
Does that make sense?
Got it.
Can I invade?
Yep.
So while you're going for this grumble, I want you to stick your finger in your mouth.
Brother, brother, shh.
Okay, so now we're going to just look for the red.
Nice, so now on your recovery you're going to buy the red boots again, and then you're
going to look for the tops about Folkler.
Wait, Jinxie?
Yeah, yeah.
If you were stranded on a deserted island, right, and you kept re-eating your own feces,
do you think that you could actually survive like that?
I think you would die like literally instantly.
Wait, why?
Cause I don't think eating shit like does good.
Oh.
Okay, so what you're gonna do now is you're gonna look for the Rift Held, and then after the Rift Held, I'm gonna want you to look for your ball side clear.
Fighting this is hard.
Wait, what?
Why did my players start- alright, alright, I'm gonna lose this.
Why did my players start running away?
away. So Nocturne has an ability that he can spawn these like chains on you and
when he does what happens is after like one and a half seconds you start
running away from him and there's nothing you can do about it. Oh of course
he does there's always there's always just some new like just oh you thought
this was gonna happen but then he had an ability that basically bended time and
And then fucked you in your tight ass.
And then this guy has an ability that spawns in a Fire Empress who shoots from the sun,
and then this guy has an ability that literally bends time, and this guy has an ability who
clones himself, and then this guy has an ability that has literal infinite fucking health.
Yup, I said infinite health.
And then this guy has an ability where he turns into your character in the middle of
the fight.
Yes, no, in the middle of the fight he turns into your character.
And then this guy has an ability that takes a fully loaded shot gun and puts it into your
fucking throw. There actually is one of those name scrapes. Okay, so now we're gonna do this,
you're not gonna fight okay? I want to just farm your bot side and then look on the dragon.
Oh and you know how you said that one thing about like the time machine as a joke? Yeah,
Yeah, there are two characters that actually have it.
Orsterous.
Because bro, none of it's a joke.
There's 170 characters and all of them have at least something cheesy.
Yeah, exactly.
It's like, that's the hardest part about this game is actually knowing what you can and can't fight.
Alright.
And this guy's in the building that, uh, fucking takes your V card.
So how are you going to do this, you're going to play on the dragon.
Man can these little crugs fucking die?
Fuck.
So if I tell you it's looking like you're going to have a win right now.
It's looking like a 20 kill game too.
Wait, James, I just had the craziest idea.
What?
What if you never wash your finger and you started calling yourself P-Shitty?
Yeah, I already know you read that from a fucking chat.
No.
Okay, so now you're gonna look on the blue buff.
And then afterwards, you're gonna look on the reset and to talk to bot folk there, okay?
Wait, run bot, run bot.
Uh, recall. Not now you recall.
Because the ancient is too far under turret.
Okay, so now buy the uh, the glances
I gotta watch my hands, shout, watch this keyboard, right after this game, while I do
Wait, do you start off with the keyboard or with your hands?
Brother, I don't know!
You're in an infinite loop because no matter which one you wash first, the other one will
always get dirty again.
Do you know what I mean?
Unfortunately, I do.
Go for Wolves, go for Wolves.
You're actually in an infinite loop IRL, the only way to win is just to not play, so just like, ignore it.
No girl, I'm just gonna get Windex, okay I'm gonna wash my hands deeply. Get Windex and Paper towel.
Oh that actually works.
Okay, roll that one for this one for this, so you got this.
There's four people, are you sure?
Yeah, go on the Amumu first.
Nice. Okay, now you can run away.
Ah, fucking close. 40 HP.
Okay, look for your bot side now.
I have no idea why my pointer finger smells like shit.
It's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me in my life.
I'm not kidding you.
One sauce I've been showered.
It's morning!
Oh, fuck.
I was going to tell you to stick your hand in your pants to make the smell even more horrible.
Whoa!
Whose side are you on, man?
Miho, miho, miho.
Just dress in your coach.
for the grins is now and then out of the woods I wanted to buy the uh... yep there you go
Thanks for watching, I'll explain
Alright so now we're going to play on the uh... the baron
This should be a dog as long as we don't get him
Ok look top
I don't want you to do mine. You knew it was up here.
Hey, this Jax is down on my screen.
Don't ult for him, don't ult for him.
Yeah, he's already dead.
Are you Q over the wall to kill the- ah, no one.
I was gonna say for the aggrom, but that's okay too.
It's not when you start ping on the Baron.
Hang it just do it. Just do it
All right now go sure no one can man
Literally no one's here. Yeah, this is bad now. Okay go for the crab. Oh, I yo yo yo
Well to be for the only reason why it's bad is because your mouth has cancer go top
Now you're going to push top lane.
Why does my finger smell like shit?
I don't understand.
Can you see?
It's because you probably wiped with only like two sheets instead of three.
So as a result, the feces went through-
Do I have a shit in an hour?
Well did you smell your finger in that time or no?
No.
So maybe it's just been like this for literal hours.
try to finish should I go go go yeah I keep going I keep pushing see these are the scenarios
where it's like I don't know when to stop in the scenario you know what I mean you stop
when somebody stops you what go I got targeted let me relax for a sec
All right now keep hitting this several plus 120 payday. Oh, yeah, we like those
It looks like no one even knows I'm here. Yeah, because they play with like their map turned off. Oh
Yeah, yeah
the map turned out!
That's it! Is that even worth? Is that worth?
You got an entire turret for one death. Yeah, of course it's worth.
Turrets are worth like 600 gold. It's like you just got a double kill.
Wait, I think I got two turrets actually, then.
Well, yeah, you did.
Bro, you legit just got like almost 2000 gold.
Okay. Wait, Jinx, do you see your fingers so small? Let's say mine.
Yeah, what the fuck do you think? Why do you even win the game so I can shower?
I think Ron's gonna be at my house in 10 minutes.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what if when he walks into this room, you just don't
smell my hand. Bro, lock in!
Okay. Go put the Jinx to Jinx. Okay, that's fine.
Flash from flash, you need flash, you need flash.
yes yes good burn ping baron all right come here dumb box Ron's gonna be at my
house in five minutes Jinxie wallah I'm not getting Jinxie wallah you need to
tell Ron and I'm not even kidding you say Ron I just got this new handsome
An advisor smell it
No
Okay, press up you press up you press up you press up
Wait, you need to hold W wait
Yeah, but you said press W so you're gonna take blame for that or I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
You said press W. I did not say oh, okay
Okay, my bad, okay, so now by your expanse I'll explain
Ron's gonna be in my house in five minutes. I'm in a league game because I'm a piece of shit and
I'm my pointer finger smells like shit
Dude, I already told you what you have to do ask your child if you should do that
Wait, so Ron saw the clip that I said
Dude, I put Ron set up in my bathroom not because it's like degrading
It's because I try to put it in my room and but then there was double audio
Wait so he's gonna play from your bathroom?
Yes bro.
Wait will he even be visible or no? Like on your screen?
Yes I'll have his own setup.
Wait should I arm this?
No, no, no.
Okay look for your blood.
I'll get your blood now.
Why are you pinging your bronze? Don't ever ping.
If you're bronze you don't have like rights to ping.
True.
Can't ping.
You're bronze.
Putting a question mark like you're on a question literally your humanity. So
Jhinxie yours so we just stole your cromp. Okay going on!
To the moon? Nice! Good, not bad.
Got to hate this team. Okay so what we're gonna do here is your next item is
is going to be...
uh... let's see what's in it
jingxi
have you been using your phone
yeah i'm texting ron because he's literally two minutes away from my house
yeah you might have to wash that too then
wash what? my phone?
yeah i will
wait what if when ron gets in your house he takes over
uh... no he's literally iran
snorri can do so i look for the red
right click your what's on you need to listen
and i don't look on the red box
i think rounds that come in the room
the other such a mess brown
this is literally such a mess
Of course, I'm in some one hour long league shitfast.
Okay, south of this one, look mid.
Join mid.
Low key, run.
Ah, no, if you run so bad, I think you die.
Kill it, kill it, kill it.
It's a double kill, mid.
Use your Q to dodge.
Okay, you're good.
Go on, go on.
One R, and then Q. You can lead with Q here.
Coach, what the fuck?
Yeah, so there, I'm gonna be honest, like, I don't really care, I'm lucky.
Alright, round zero.
Yo, run! Did you arrive?
Yeah, I'm outside of your house right now, I think. Holy shoo.
Yeah, yo, alright, don't leak, don't leak anything. Run! You go to the pool, okay?
Huh, where's where's your where's your dad's turbo s that you bought it's in the garage you see how there's see it
Bro, no, I don't see it. Do you see the three?
Okay, I don't want to look at it. Let's just yeah
Don't don't make anything run listen. Do you see the palm trees? Do you see the palm trees?
Yeah, there's like a thousand of them walk straight and then there's a gate
Yeah, I see it open the little gate, and then you'll see a pool and then walk up
Yeah, chill chill chill. Don't make anything walk walk straight and then go up the stairs to my room
You'll see a room with light
There's okay, right I go to the left. It's the right. Yeah, I'm in the room. That's lit up
I hear you. Yeah, yeah, yeah open. Oh, which door is it? The big white door
There's multiple big white doors. There's this door right here. No, see no another one
Go to the other one. Oh Jesus
Stop that's grand gate here. Yeah, I go
Ronald see you in a second. Oh
Jack's dead. Oh, no turn that
Nice!
I got that on it.
I mean, look for the barn. Look for the barn.
Ping your team. Hold W.
Yo, bro!
There he is!
Round of the lead game. Hold up, hold up.
Yo, bro, how was your flight, bro?
Good.
Yo, can I...
Hold up.
Dot says, what do I do here?
Well, you should have been ping your team to the barn.
But now you can recall anything you want to send.
Okay, recall, recall, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, finish what?
Yes, yes.
It's 30 minutes. I should be done soon.
Uh, no, you can chill here if you want, okay.
Bro, run!
Wait, is this your first time in, in, uh, Carpenter? Carpenter Springs?
Yeah, bro, there was like, bad people just, like, got into the neighborhood.
Bro, yes. Literally, exactly, literally.
Yes, bro, that's what I was saying.
Wait, not this. Should I look on Baron here for, for engage?
Yeah, but you're gonna wanna let your team go in first.
Okay, so just send in my brain dead idiot teammates?
Jinxie Jinxie tell Ron the finger thing
Yo, I'm not no hey don't say no yo run. Can I just be honest with you? I?
Well lucky
I'm not lying bro my left pointer finger. It smells like shit. I don't know why I heard my setup is in your fucking bathroom
Okay, when you phrase it like that it sounds bad bro the bathroom is nice
Also, I was gonna put it in my room, but then there was double
Go through this current and then go straight through the other current and then go straight through the door
Yep, go for this. Let's get fight fight fight. Oh, it's fine. Relax
Go chase. Yeah
It doesn't matter
Yes, bro, you're set up. It's next to a toilet, but it doesn't matter. It's nice
Yes, bro, it's fine and we tested the audio quality. It's good in there. It's either that or echo
Also, bro, I hope your Minecraft skills are good because I'm horrible
How do you even like dude Ron? Do you have a pimple patch bro? Yeah, cuz I have a fucking nasty pimple here, dude
Wait, how do I how do I what how do I what me?
No, what do you mean? Whoa? What what are you saying a?
Vape bill. It's not a bait bro. Shaq. Don't listen to this guy. This guy's fucking bullshitting
I think we're through the barn.
Yo, uh, Dantez, Ron said what's up?
Yo, it's good, Ron.
What's up, man? Dude, this is a very, like, interesting setup for a guy who makes 50 million a year.
Okay.
Oh, it's a working setup.
Can I ask why my fucking background is that I have to fucking toilet?
Bro, it's not a toilet, it's just next to you.
Wait, should I jump to you, Mumurna?
Yeah, wait, what should I do, bro?
Wait, James, a genuine question. How are you supposed to go?
Okay, go for this.
Listen, we moved such a big team.
Yeah, I did! You good! Kill kill!
Where's my brain dead team? Where's my team?
No, I'm not, bro. I'm not bad. I'm okay. I'm brunt.
Okay, Jinxie, how are you supposed to shit now? Because if you go to the bathroom...
Yeah, your toilet is next to my setup.
Oh my god. Oh my god, bro.
The shower is next, bro.
No, listen. I'm not gonna shit next to your setup.
Bro, listen, when you say your setup is in the bathroom, it sounds worse than it actually
is.
My background is a fucking bathtub.
Okay, yes, but it's a nice bathtub and it never gets used, so it's literally clean.
It's literally, it's all clean, bro.
Everything in here is clean, bro.
I still, bro, I don't know why my finger smells like shit.
Ron, my left pointer finger.
I don't want to know that.
I'm going to power watch.
shit in the toilet?
Did you shit in the toilet?
No, wait, I think I pissed though.
I think I pissed. One lie, I think I pissed.
Look for the red and then drag him.
No, I didn't shit in your setup!
No, red first and drag.
Bruh, I didn't shit in your setup!
No, no, no, there's not shit.
Chat, do not listen to this guy, bruh.
This guy's deranged.
Yep, there you go good. Okay, but don't sorry yet. Don't sorry yet. Don't sorry yet
You need to wait for your team. They need to die for you. Okay. Now you can look
Try and gauge the a move or go jack jack jack jack jack first
Well, Ron there's not shit him back about you don't fight. Well, Ron you are sleeping in my bed. Oh, you're in
Well, you're in Giddy's chamber, bro. This is how we do it.
Wait, hold up.
Back up, back up.
Why'd you tell me to get Commitment and back up, Dantez?
I didn't take him in. I said, look. Back up?
Yeah, look. Okay, whatever the fuck look means.
Okay, now run all the way around the Shogunpit and regroup with your team.
Run around the Shogunpit, regroup with my team. Okay, yes, sir.
About to enter Flow State, Ron. You're going to want to see this.
This is going to be a pentakill.
Shogunmit, Commit.
no no can't come in here wait no no come in now come in now come in go
no dad wait come in yes yes yes bumble ball up if I'm not turn bumble ball wait
why am I near-sighted that's not turn out okay now go for go for more go for
more here go for you move yep yes Ken wait the meld the meld the
Okay, go in, go in, go in, now we go to drag, wait why not, why not, why not?
Wait, hold tab, hold tab.
Okay, what about it?
Uh, okay, you're gonna have to get that solo.
So okay, get this, matured then go drag, go drag and then go back.
Wait, what, Ron? What, Ron?
What?
Bro, don't take images of my fucking chair, bro. My chair, I-
My chair's fine, bro. My whole setup is fine.
Bro, Ron, you're gassing it, man.
You fucking gassing it.
Okay.
Is your bedroom bedroom?
Yes, this is my bedroom, bro. This is literally where I goon.
Thank you, brother.
Okay, what do I buy? Death Dance? Death Dance or no?
No, I want to get Guardian Angel, right? Click the Guardian Angel?
Why? Guardian Angel shit, Dantez?
Yeah, but it's because the thing is your team's worthless and they always make you die first.
So you're gonna want them like these phones, you can deal with them.
I'm going 7-9, I'm worthless. I'm a piece of shit.
Hi, are you kidding me?
Bro, I have to win this game so I can challenge.
Why is there a baby oil open to half a percent?
So he's actually not lying about that chat?
The reason why there's baby oil is because I lost the bet!
It's half-used!
Yeah, I lost the bet to Ken, bro, and I had to dance to Crazy Frog.
This is all old shit, bro.
I haven't used that baby oil since.
Look for the barrier.
There actually is baby oil.
Wait, why wouldn't you just throw it out there?
Like, why do you still have it?
Uh, because I forgot to throw it out, Dantez.
Look, I'm not gonna entertain this, bro.
I'm not running around rampant using Babywell.
Smite this?
Yep.
And then after you just run, Mel.
Ooh, good recall.
I didn't even recall that. I've run it down mid.
Wait, Ron, wait, wait, wait, how many hours do you have on me, Ron?
Uh, how many hours do you have on me?
Oh my God.
Wait, Jinxy, Jinxy, ask Ron how it's possible that he lost with Bradley Martin.
Uh, uh, Dante's said, ask, run, how it's possible that he lost with Bradley Martin.
Yo, yo, yo, Dante's bro, why did I pick you and then you started crying so I had to let you go to Jinxie, bruh, and you still, did you guys lose?
You guys fucking lost.
Yeah, but we made it through the first round so it's worth it.
Yes, bro, you lost, you lost, you're a fake challenger.
Wait, do I respond to one of my questions?
Yo, I'm real challenger now, ask Jinxie.
No, no, it's Lemicki, bruh, I watched last night, yeah, you couldn't get it in a day, bruh.
Nah, he did get challenger today, though.
Bro, Bro, Dantes, what happened to Guardian Angel there, wise guy?
I didn't even get to respawn.
Yeah, because you don't have the item.
Oh, I'm building it.
Oh, that would have been good to know before I fucking entered the fucking game.
Well, I mean, I would expect that you would know that.
Yeah, bro, I'm Bronze 4, Dantes.
I don't know my left-ass sheet for my right-ass sheet.
You have to tell me, bro.
You understand, right?
Jinxie, the reason why isn't because you don't know.
It's because you're too busy explaining why you have a half-used bottle of dirty oil.
Yo bedroom, it's not a half used bottle of giddy oil or baby oil broke shade
No, it's just I used it all in one day
On Ken when I'm not on Ken with Ken
Yo, those are like Joe or who is it I think Joe Rogan's pills. Okay look
They don't look good.
OK.
This is how it works.
It's got your router.
Yeah, that router works.
That router is like a VPN thing.
Are you going for the jack soldier?
I need to kill that.
I need to kill that.
OK.
Why is this health plan moving?
I swear to God, this game is so.
So why does health plan move?
So Jack has an ability there.
Jack basically rips the sun and then fucking sends a laser beam down your ass.
How many more abilities do I got to learn?
No, so it's why you just so why you just so it's actually
Leona
Oh, oh what I said was Leona not Jack's okay
Dude, there's fucking 200 characters. They all have four abilities. My head is gonna fucking explode. I'm not even kidding
Yeah, but it's about learning. Okay, we got to doing the wolves
Bro his setup is fine your chat bathrooms are fine
just make sure what those pieces of shit it's fine just pings here with us
malchi comes mid
is that malchi yeah wait you can see oh
they run away run away run like oh actually no susan
okay go top go top run top on top show us the bathroom yo guys you'll see it in
brown string bro yeah you can wait but don't show like the whole bathroom to show the setup
yeah that's good it's not bad okay no push push push push push push
yo drop that watch that go check check check you just you said push this revenge for when we did
an irel she didn't put me in the bathroom no it's not revenge can i run man run man cut them off cut
cut them off us bro don't get to keep changing information yes because there's
new information constantly not for our child and well okay listen it's not
revenge do you see where the old desk it we tried to put you there but then the
audio was doubled you need a smite still this might sell a dragon 1,400 I'm the
greatest fucking no you miscellaneous wine yo don't as well you know what man
Wait, I forgot I could rest.
Oh my God.
Jax is such a fucking pussy!
Yo, of course, bro. It's an hour-long game.
Yo, I have to shower? My finger smells like shit!
No, bro! We have like a, uh, inner, bro!
Okay, I'm gonna be...
J-Jingsy!
I'm gonna take a two-minute shower.
Paul, good. What's up?
Jingsy, tell Ron to get a washcloth.
cloth so can help you clean up med game um yo Ron yeah actually you know what
that is I'm not even gonna repeat that if you play for me we will immediately
know but that this can't coach you to like click buttons you're not gonna be
able to do it also wait did we just lose done that's yeah you might have
action
program is a 42 minute game i thought my
office see yeah all i entered my adc
nice try you found an effort that's actually really not that bad
sometimes you can lose but if you don't click you'll always win
All right, Jinxie listen I'm getting IRL rage baited. What don't that? Oh
Ron setup, what is this? What is this Gucci?
Wait, what about my PC Ron?
What do you mean? Yo, I'm like both am here. Yo, Ron my set up isn't stuff bro
Yo, Dante's a great get out of my camera. Yo, Dante's great games, bro
You got a challenge and I got talent
All right guys, we're gonna call it here. Um
So I'm gonna go watch movie with my wife. It's gonna be a chill time
Listen guys show us run setup
So what we're going to do guys is, we're going to call it a cheer.
I will be live again tomorrow, we're probably going to start doing a little bit of variety.
So it should be a lot of fun.
I don't think we're going to start Rainbow Six just yet, we will be starting it soon.
So a journey to Golden Rainbow 6, but I'll try to find a fun variety game that we can
play tomorrow after League.
That should be a lot of fun.
Anyways, very happy with how today went.
Extremely happy that we were able to re-hit Challenger again.
And we're actually only 1-1 off of 1,000 OP on top of it, which is kind of crazy.
So for everyone for tuning in today, for everyone for being a part of the journey over the last
little while.
guys all so much for that. For all the followers, the subs, the gift subs, free
subs, everything like that. Support has been incredible recently, so thank you guys
all again for that as well. Really, really, really does mean a lot. And yeah, so listen,
Obsession is probably the most hyped movie that I've seen in recent times on
Twitter especially. So what we're gonna be doing is I'll let you guys know tomorrow
if it's overhyped or not okay so I'll tell you guys all about it but anyways
that we guys all been amazing rest of the night and we guys all have a great
a sir day thank you guys all again for tuning in and ray jiddy isn't he getting
offline though I would ray jing see but I think he's getting offline cuz like he
said that they have a dinner
fucking bathtub I hear her here we'll be good but okay here we go so anyways thank
you guys all again for everything really really do appreciate it all really
does mean a lot and yeah I will see you guys all again tomorrow for the
challenger plus climb please