WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:02.000 I love you. 01:30.000 --> 01:32.000 Oh 01:54.800 --> 01:56.800 How we doing 01:56.800 --> 02:06.800 How is everybody doing today? What is up? Wait for Jinxy. Okay listen, I talked to Jinxy already. 02:06.800 --> 02:12.800 So what we're gonna do is I'm gonna play League until I'm 1-1 away from Challenger, okay? 02:12.800 --> 02:18.800 And then once I'm 1-1 away from Challenger, then he's gonna get on call and we're gonna finish it together. 02:18.800 --> 02:24.800 So that's what we're gonna be doing today. It's going to be, uh, it's going to be, uh... 02:24.800 --> 02:26.800 can't escape that 02:28.800 --> 02:34.880 So guys quick question we are currently two wins away from challenger why the fuck 02:38.240 --> 02:40.240 Do I have a nootier bot 02:44.800 --> 02:46.080 Oh 02:46.080 --> 02:51.820 And I've had more deals there than the guest of chamber there and so on some back end ninja there in the front 02:51.820 --> 02:53.820 Thank you, bro 02:54.800 --> 02:58.800 I said it yesterday, I'll say it again. We are fucked in. 02:58.800 --> 03:01.800 Do you guys want to know how clocked and I am right now? 03:03.800 --> 03:05.800 I'll show you guys how clocked and I am right now. 03:05.800 --> 03:08.800 We're locked in the fucking E-game one. Do you understand me? 03:08.800 --> 03:11.800 Do you understand when I tell you that we're not fucking around today? 03:12.800 --> 03:17.800 Like, we are absolutely not locking it. We are absolutely not fucking around today. I'm telling you guys right now. 03:17.800 --> 03:21.800 Like, if you guys think that we're gonna end another Night Grandmaster, 03:21.800 --> 03:23.800 you got me fucked up. 03:24.800 --> 03:30.920 just support the lobby maybe it terminates oh shit yo Toby I'm the 03:30.920 --> 03:34.880 5-3 shot thank you you have a thing is I don't think that would he was actually 03:34.880 --> 03:38.960 trolling because like yesterday there was a guy in my game and his name was 03:38.960 --> 03:44.000 Udyr is a ball laner the game didn't go through but yeah it is okay it isn't 03:44.000 --> 03:49.520 yeah but this guy legit plays fucking like Udyr toplay or Udyr bots I don't 03:49.520 --> 03:52.080 I don't know if it's good I don't know anything about it I've never actually 03:52.080 --> 03:55.120 even played with him before, but it's all for the best. 03:55.120 --> 03:57.120 Where's Jettie? 03:57.120 --> 04:03.280 He's gonna be on one win away, on one win away, then the Jettster gets on. 04:03.280 --> 04:06.680 I just came from only pixel stream, thanks for saving me. 04:06.680 --> 04:11.200 Bro, how can you be giving up on Washington's driving right now? 04:11.200 --> 04:16.400 Jettie, really spent over half his stream yesterday watching you get challengers. 04:16.400 --> 04:24.400 That was a lot of fun, it was a lot of fun, and Pimbo there in the 5 months, like Chris there in the 5 too. 04:24.400 --> 04:27.400 Okay guys, we need to focus up, we need to focus up now. 04:27.400 --> 04:29.400 Two wins away from the chow, two wins away from chow. 04:29.400 --> 04:31.400 Yo you guys know motherfuckin' don't! 04:31.400 --> 04:34.400 I think I should in parts where it's about this game, so let's get it done. 04:34.400 --> 04:36.400 Two wins away from challenger guys. 04:39.400 --> 04:41.400 Two wins from chow, let's go. 04:41.400 --> 04:52.700 Where's Jinx see him he's coming after bro. He's gonna be on after he's gonna be on after 04:52.700 --> 04:55.700 Wait, is my blood actually killing game level one? 04:55.700 --> 04:58.200 YOOOOO! 04:58.200 --> 05:08.200 Oh my god, is this a free win? 05:08.200 --> 05:14.200 Yo! Is this a free win? 05:14.200 --> 05:19.200 Oh my god, wait, this might be a free win. 05:19.200 --> 05:23.200 Can we play with the Crogs then after Crogs? 05:23.200 --> 05:26.200 We'll look on the wrappers. 05:26.200 --> 05:31.200 Okay, not looking bad, not looking bad. Let's go. 05:31.200 --> 05:37.200 Yo! What the fuck? 05:37.200 --> 05:56.420 oh my god guys we might be in winners here and I'm not kidding but I'm not 05:56.420 --> 05:58.420 I'm not even kidding, I'm not actually being winners to you right now. 06:01.220 --> 06:02.720 Are you playing with no delay? 06:04.020 --> 06:06.020 OH F**K WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT! 06:07.520 --> 06:08.320 Okay, we're gonna... 06:12.720 --> 06:14.120 Oh my god... 06:17.620 --> 06:18.120 Guys... 06:19.320 --> 06:21.520 We might be in winners to you right now, I'm not even kidding. 06:23.020 --> 06:24.020 Like, I'm not even kidding, I'm not even kidding. 06:26.420 --> 06:28.480 you 06:56.420 --> 06:58.480 you 07:26.420 --> 07:28.480 you 07:56.420 --> 07:58.480 you 08:26.420 --> 08:28.480 you 08:56.420 --> 08:58.480 you 09:26.420 --> 09:28.420 I 09:35.740 --> 09:37.740 Ask him to show 09:38.420 --> 09:43.460 You said we don't have a repeat of yasja where it's like two ends away through ends away two ends one win two win, you know 09:48.780 --> 09:51.620 All right, I really want to promise 09:56.420 --> 09:57.420 Very nice. 10:01.420 --> 10:03.420 Okay, so we see that the cannons there are not bad. 10:15.420 --> 10:17.420 You don't know about great smite, you fucking moron. 10:17.420 --> 10:36.420 wait this is going to go this is going to go wait 10:36.420 --> 10:37.420 okay we take those we take those 10:37.420 --> 10:44.420 oh my god 10:44.420 --> 10:46.420 Yo it's good chain! 10:46.420 --> 10:49.420 We're doing the bits where we're hitting it today, I'm telling you. 10:51.420 --> 10:53.420 Today we're actually hitting it. 10:53.420 --> 10:58.420 And uh, trades, uh, Nightmare, Alice, Layton, and Aiden, things like that. 11:01.420 --> 11:03.420 Okay guys, so it's time for us to get down now. 11:07.420 --> 11:12.420 Literally, literally just gotta play for the top to bot here, and then we just win. 11:14.420 --> 11:23.980 I'm gonna be honest, I don't see the enemy team ever winning this game at this point. 11:23.980 --> 11:26.500 Is that like too crazy for me to say? 11:26.500 --> 11:35.020 I mean I said the same thing yesterday and now we ended up losing, I'm pretty sure. 11:35.020 --> 11:36.020 Alright. 11:36.020 --> 11:37.020 What? 11:37.020 --> 11:39.020 I 11:43.500 --> 11:45.500 Wait fuck accident plus our 11:48.100 --> 11:50.100 No, for the final game, I'm not gonna say 11:55.660 --> 11:59.820 Okay, so now we're gonna have to do something after from the walls and then gromp blue 12:01.700 --> 12:03.700 I'm gonna waste my fucking outfit 12:07.020 --> 12:09.560 I'm assuming for the the blue and said wrong 12:12.880 --> 12:14.880 Yeah, it's on 12:23.460 --> 12:26.120 Bro, no, this actually looks like a free win 12:29.520 --> 12:34.300 Now what I'm wondering is would I ever be able to invade his wrappers here 12:37.020 --> 12:40.700 We need to hear Darth Maul right out of you, and that solidifies Chalice. 12:42.560 --> 12:43.760 Maul Alright. 12:44.360 --> 12:45.860 Alright, let's take this here, though. 12:47.360 --> 12:51.560 My guess is that if Ken's not here, then he's probably on the, uh, on the grubs, for sure. 12:52.260 --> 12:55.860 But I'm gonna be honest, if he means I get us in Tabas, I don't mind giving the grubs. 12:57.760 --> 12:59.560 But I genuinely don't mind it at all. 13:04.400 --> 13:06.400 Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't? 13:06.400 --> 13:08.400 what the fuck is this? 13:08.400 --> 13:10.400 surfing? 13:30.400 --> 13:33.400 guys, why do i do literally 13:33.400 --> 13:35.400 NOTHING 13:35.400 --> 13:40.860 Okay, no, I need to just kill like my team is doing well. I need I need to stop like what am I doing this? 13:40.860 --> 13:46.920 Why am I even doing that? Why am I even doing that? Why am I even doing that? Why am I doing that? Like no, no 13:46.920 --> 13:50.360 I need a lock and I need a lock and I'm not locked in at all. I'm not locked in at all 13:50.600 --> 13:54.380 Are you guys gonna have to mute TTS? So get me up to mute TTS. Okay? 13:57.240 --> 14:01.940 Like it's not even guys it's Bob. I'm just getting thrown off because my mind is like so scattered right now 14:01.940 --> 14:04.180 No, and I hear the TTS. It's like it gets even worse 14:05.400 --> 14:12.340 It's not working this is just gonna plan the tops bottom machine again 14:23.780 --> 14:25.780 Interesting 14:26.420 --> 14:31.780 So no, but the top crab is up here, so we're gonna do this we're gonna look on the top problem and maybe get my coming in big 14:35.400 --> 14:46.600 So we know that the enemy Kain has his red form, but we also know that his ult should 14:46.600 --> 14:51.600 be down for a little longer. 14:51.600 --> 15:13.600 if you play for this, it should be fine 15:13.600 --> 15:15.600 I 15:22.840 --> 15:27.640 What am I doing? Why am I throwing this game? Okay wait wait no no no no no no 15:29.040 --> 15:31.840 Guys, I'm not even can I I'm legit throwing this game 15:33.880 --> 15:36.640 Wait no no no no wait wait hold on hold on hold on 15:39.360 --> 15:41.360 Wait, wait, wait 15:43.600 --> 15:48.600 Disable game sounds. 16:06.600 --> 16:11.600 Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to see if we can actually just put on the child in here. 16:11.600 --> 16:15.040 Either bot, it's either botcan or it's dragon, it should be free. 16:15.040 --> 16:17.760 No, you know what we need, we need to come coached on this. 16:19.760 --> 16:21.360 Tell him we're running this one. 16:21.360 --> 16:24.880 Okay, so dons, what you're going to do here is you're going to want to play on the dragon, okay? 16:24.880 --> 16:26.640 Just play on the dragon, it's going to be free. 16:26.640 --> 16:28.880 You have ball in, probably, plus from it, then it can move as well. 16:28.880 --> 16:31.200 Drag it all the way back, so I can't doesn't see all. 16:31.200 --> 16:32.560 And then you're going to be good. 16:35.200 --> 16:36.320 Alright, this is good. 16:41.600 --> 16:45.340 So what I want to do is I want to just pay on the dragon and afterwards just spoke their upwards 16:46.040 --> 16:48.880 You're not paying for a helit time or anything like that 16:48.920 --> 16:52.120 But would you look you could try doing is try to get your common to rotate to the top? 16:52.120 --> 16:58.360 I'm sure because there could be a fight that materializes topside, but you're not gonna want to take it unless you have numbers for it 16:58.360 --> 17:00.360 So see if you get your common for there 17:01.620 --> 17:05.160 Good so I'm going to want to do is skip your raptor 17:05.160 --> 17:24.660 So now what I want to do is play on the crab and after the crab I'm going to build a stop 17:24.660 --> 17:32.160 site. 17:32.160 --> 17:33.800 That was a karma there, yeah and you know why? 17:33.800 --> 17:35.640 Cause I fucking pinged her, you worthless bitch. 17:36.120 --> 17:37.960 Invade everything now, take everything from him. 17:38.520 --> 17:39.480 He deserves none of it. 17:40.680 --> 17:42.360 Get the blue and then afterwards get the gromp. 17:45.560 --> 17:47.040 I don't know, send this bush, send this bush. 17:49.840 --> 17:51.880 Do not use your Q or your E while you clear. 17:52.200 --> 17:53.160 You saved for King. 18:02.160 --> 18:16.400 So now we're going to do this out of base, I'm going to want to walk straight to your 18:16.400 --> 18:19.440 blue and then afterwards go bot to top, full clear. 18:19.440 --> 18:25.360 Get your BF sword, you want to damage spike as much as you can, perfect, so now get your 18:25.360 --> 18:28.240 be off so that afterwards built towards your infinity edge and then go box the top 18:28.240 --> 18:41.200 it's not what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the box the top and then 18:41.200 --> 18:45.440 afterwards the next time it's gonna be on the hell so just file not 18:45.440 --> 18:52.440 I didn't make gorilla noises. 18:52.440 --> 18:53.440 Nice. 18:53.440 --> 19:00.760 So now you're going to wait for these wolves to spawn, and then you're going to take the 19:00.760 --> 19:04.160 rafters after them, so just wait a little bit. 19:04.160 --> 19:06.640 When there's four seconds left, I'm going to want to press W so that we can charge 19:06.640 --> 19:23.900 your double auto passive so now what I'm we're gonna do here you're not close to 19:23.900 --> 19:27.260 level 12 so what I want to do is I want to put on the raptors and after raptors 19:27.260 --> 19:31.620 you can look on the on the Herald you don't really have like a window where 19:31.620 --> 19:35.380 you need to get these drugs and there's a might only need these drugs is because 19:35.380 --> 19:39.060 they are not going to be able to level up. So it's kind of just like optional if you want to take them or not. 19:39.860 --> 19:42.020 Like considering the fact that you're a team house prior. 19:43.060 --> 19:46.500 Yeah don't go for the fight yet. Don't go for the fight yet. Try to get your comment here first. 19:47.620 --> 19:52.500 Because worst case you know this could be a 4v3. So just wait a little bit. Wait a little bit. That's good. 19:52.500 --> 19:56.500 Okay I don't want to use your E though. Do not use your E if you use your E then you can fuck shit up. 19:57.540 --> 19:58.500 So this is your kill. 20:01.860 --> 20:02.420 Don't want to kill. 20:05.380 --> 20:32.380 You could look for a re-engage, sir. 20:32.380 --> 20:45.380 Okay, no Bob. 20:45.380 --> 20:50.380 I want to get your infinity out so I'm not for what's going on with this. 20:50.380 --> 20:51.380 BRO! 20:51.380 --> 20:54.380 THIS COACH IS INSANE! 20:54.380 --> 20:56.380 I was literally insane! 20:56.380 --> 21:01.380 Kojana's comes out and now it's insane. 21:01.380 --> 21:08.500 holy fuck all right let's go 21:11.460 --> 21:15.740 okay so now down to test listen we're gonna do is play for the the cab out of 21:15.740 --> 21:19.460 base out of base you're gonna go cab look for the dragon suit 21:19.460 --> 21:27.980 go go go go go go 21:27.980 --> 21:40.020 okay so now don't test this and you're gonna play for the crab after the crab I want you 21:40.020 --> 21:41.580 to look on the dragon. 21:41.580 --> 21:42.660 Drag it out all the way though. 21:42.660 --> 21:44.660 Drag it all the way though. 21:44.660 --> 21:45.660 Good. 21:45.660 --> 21:49.480 Even further, this is good. 21:49.480 --> 21:52.960 Do not use your Q or your E while you clear, okay? 21:52.960 --> 21:55.800 Because if Ken comes in, we're going to have to make sure that we have all of our abilities 21:55.800 --> 21:58.800 up to deal with him. 21:58.800 --> 22:11.720 Yeah, just back off. 22:11.720 --> 22:12.720 This is bad. 22:12.720 --> 22:13.720 This is bad. 22:13.720 --> 22:15.720 That's a good enough play for you. 22:15.720 --> 22:18.720 If you go in and you die each other, there's no reason for it. 22:18.720 --> 22:21.720 Just focus on your player buddy. You might have to give it a hell, but it does matter. 22:21.720 --> 22:23.720 Like, you guys are in a winning position. 22:43.720 --> 22:45.780 you 23:13.720 --> 23:15.780 you 23:43.720 --> 23:45.780 you 24:13.720 --> 24:15.780 you 24:43.720 --> 24:45.780 you 25:13.720 --> 25:15.720 You 25:35.920 --> 25:39.400 Reset you're gonna buy LDR. You're gonna play for a soul and then you just go mudding on the game 25:40.280 --> 25:42.280 Flame the enemy jungler now 25:43.720 --> 25:45.720 Good. 25:54.720 --> 25:59.720 Okay, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna go on the blue out of base and then after the blue I want you to look around driving. 26:00.720 --> 26:06.720 Sorry, close to level 15. No. Okay, so there you go. So farming camps wouldn't really do too much for you here. 26:13.720 --> 26:20.720 Yeah, looking for a kill on Kassante doesn't really work, because if you want to kill him, you'd have to commit your ult, which you don't want to do. 26:26.720 --> 26:28.720 Yeah, that's my spot. 26:43.720 --> 26:51.720 I mean it's fine my team my team should kill her. 26:51.720 --> 26:56.840 I got a bit too greedy though to be fair. 26:56.840 --> 26:59.720 Fuck me. 26:59.720 --> 27:06.720 where is the swan? 27:29.720 --> 27:38.720 They have powerful feelings in it, the chin. 27:38.720 --> 27:40.720 Riding that to powerful feelings. 27:53.720 --> 27:55.720 Okay, now you're gonna go box the top. 27:59.720 --> 28:01.720 Yeah, level 15. 28:29.720 --> 28:57.400 I'm gonna be honest to be with shopping too hard guys. The be was shopping too hard. I get it was it was actually going too crazy 28:59.720 --> 29:01.720 The computer was going too hard. 29:05.720 --> 29:09.720 Bro, that song was a fucking juicer. 29:09.720 --> 29:11.720 What? 29:13.720 --> 29:15.720 That song was actually a juicer. 29:15.720 --> 29:17.720 What is this song? 29:23.720 --> 29:25.720 Is it a new song in the honest game? Yeah. 29:25.720 --> 29:27.720 It looks sick. 29:27.720 --> 29:30.720 What was the last song? It's in my powerful feelings, Fles. 29:33.720 --> 29:36.720 Wait, did we just end the game here? Wait, did we just end the game here? 29:54.720 --> 29:55.720 Wow! 29:57.720 --> 30:10.120 We're one win away We're one win off, but I need a message 30:10.120 --> 30:17.120 jing see 30:28.720 --> 30:35.720 he said okay don't play wait for me 30:35.720 --> 30:40.720 Alright. Alright guys, I'm gonna disable the delay now. 30:44.720 --> 30:47.720 Alright guys, now we just wait for Jinxy. 30:50.720 --> 30:52.720 One win away from Challenger. 30:55.720 --> 30:59.720 Holy fuck. Wait, let's actually look at it guys, let's actually look at it. 31:00.720 --> 31:03.720 Can you react to the deb update? 31:05.720 --> 31:11.720 Oh, what's this? 31:11.720 --> 31:12.720 Okay. 31:12.720 --> 31:14.720 Alright, so there actually was a new dev update. 31:14.720 --> 31:15.720 Alright, let's react it. 31:15.720 --> 31:16.720 Are you guys ready? 31:16.720 --> 31:18.720 Type one if you guys are ready. 31:18.720 --> 31:23.720 Is everyone ready? 31:23.720 --> 31:25.720 Okay, let's watch. 31:25.720 --> 31:28.720 Hey everyone, I'm Paul, also known as Paul Bro. 31:28.720 --> 31:30.720 And I'm Andre, also known as Medla. 31:30.720 --> 31:32.720 Today is May 4th. 31:32.720 --> 31:34.720 May the 4th be with you, if you observe. 31:34.720 --> 31:35.720 I observe. 31:35.720 --> 31:39.720 Oh my god, Star Wars, my friends! 31:39.720 --> 31:42.720 We're here to talk about Season 2, back to it. 31:42.720 --> 31:47.720 To kick things off, we wanted to give you a little bit of info about our new champion Locke, 31:47.720 --> 31:50.720 who'll be slinging nails and taking names on the rift. 31:50.720 --> 31:56.720 Okay, can I just say I genuinely like the fact that Riot isn't adding that many new champions nowadays. 31:56.720 --> 31:58.720 Can I just say W Riot for that? 31:58.720 --> 32:02.720 Bro, it used to be literally one champion every like month and a half. 32:02.720 --> 32:07.920 Actually good that nowadays it's only like two a year because like for all the new players very literally like bow 32:07.920 --> 32:09.920 How the fuck do you even get into this? 32:10.480 --> 32:14.440 13 it's not time for lock to step completely out of the shadows just yet 32:14.640 --> 32:21.200 But let's just say that if you're a fan of assassins who offer high burst if you get your setup right lock might be your next man 32:22.560 --> 32:27.840 Okay, interesting here in mayhem and the team will talk about that right now. Howdy 32:27.840 --> 32:32.280 Alright, nobody cares about this, but I'll still watch it anyways. 32:32.280 --> 32:33.780 Gamers, I'm RiotFlox. 32:33.780 --> 32:35.080 And I'm a lot of the RiotFlox- 32:35.080 --> 32:36.480 Wait, that's right, Fox? 32:36.480 --> 32:37.480 Oh, cool. 32:37.480 --> 32:40.040 And we're here to talk to you about ARMA. 32:40.040 --> 32:40.840 To start- 32:40.840 --> 32:43.280 Bro, does anyone even play this shit, be honest? 32:43.280 --> 32:45.680 I'm Riot, working on Mayhem, since it's launch in October. 32:45.680 --> 32:48.480 You've all been playing at time, and we've had a lot of fun watching- 32:48.480 --> 32:48.980 Yes? 32:48.980 --> 32:52.080 Like, being the most plainest little Twitch and living your ultimate rat life. 32:52.080 --> 32:55.440 We're also working on some planned updates for 2026 right now. 32:55.440 --> 32:58.640 I have just started talking about what 20-27 could look like as well. 32:58.640 --> 33:03.440 Speaking of which, let's talk about the update that will be going live in 26-12, 33:03.440 --> 33:07.040 as well as some of our longer term goals for updating mayhem moving forward. 33:07.040 --> 33:11.840 First up, bro, you know what the saddest thing about shit like aram mayhem is? 33:11.840 --> 33:13.520 And this is just me being honest. 33:14.560 --> 33:18.960 The saddest thing is that the only reason why these game modes are fun is because they're like 33:18.960 --> 33:24.400 casual, right? But for me, I can never get into it because if I'm playing league, I want to be 33:24.400 --> 33:29.600 competitive. So the fact that there's no ranked mode makes me not want to play but 33:29.600 --> 33:33.480 it's like I know that it's fun you know I'm talking about like like I'm the kind 33:33.480 --> 33:40.480 of guy where I'd rather be the lowest rank and grind out the absolute like pits 33:40.480 --> 33:44.800 then sit there and fucking play casually I can't. 33:44.800 --> 33:49.400 Lean the trait system. Our intention was to give you more ways to strategize with 33:49.400 --> 33:52.960 picking arguments. Plus it could provide some wacky alternative play styles you'd 33:52.960 --> 33:57.120 never think of, like Stekosaurus you meet for example, but rather than provide an increased 33:57.120 --> 33:58.120 increase- 33:58.120 --> 33:59.920 But why do I just hear guys typing in the background? 33:59.920 --> 34:04.920 Because it was trolling not to choose a traded augment, and on top of that, beyond this losing 34:04.920 --> 34:08.680 of choice, it just feels gigabat in games where you just get unlucky and can't level 34:08.680 --> 34:09.680 up any of your trades. 34:09.680 --> 34:12.920 Now at the same time, we know that some of the trade effects have actually been really 34:12.920 --> 34:13.920 - 34:13.920 --> 34:16.080 Bro, I don't know what any of these trade things are. 34:16.080 --> 34:19.860 Their effects will continue to live on in the form of new augment. 34:19.860 --> 34:25.700 Don't worry, you'll still get to go wee wee wee wee. We're getting a certain amount of stacks in your game. What the fuck? 34:26.660 --> 34:29.700 Outside or in the way? How the fuck do you even play versus that? 34:30.020 --> 34:35.460 Including around 50 new ones and in addition to more of the augments that you've come to know and love 34:35.620 --> 34:42.420 We're also adding an entirely new kind of augment ability augments. These ability augments will help enhance champ abilities and can 34:42.500 --> 34:44.500 No one can 34:44.500 --> 34:48.800 We're going to try something out in a couple of regions for a few patches. 34:48.800 --> 34:52.920 It's a thing you can buy for a 1350RP called ARAM Wardrobe. 34:52.920 --> 34:58.000 It lasts for 30 days and lets you use most epic tier and below skins released before 2026 34:58.000 --> 34:59.880 in ARAM and ARAM Mayhem. 34:59.880 --> 35:02.000 We'll be testing in Oceania. 35:02.000 --> 35:04.200 That's a low-key a good idea. 35:04.200 --> 35:05.960 Like low-key a good idea. 35:05.960 --> 35:11.200 For the casuals, like low-key not a bad idea. 35:11.200 --> 35:13.960 But it's like, what the fuck is it in Ocean Brazil? 35:13.960 --> 35:18.120 OC has like less than 50,000 players, dude. 35:18.120 --> 35:20.520 And of that 50,000, everyone in the high-low 35:20.520 --> 35:23.160 is just like a Chinese win trader. 35:23.160 --> 35:23.840 Brazil. 35:23.840 --> 35:25.600 So let us know what you think, whether you 35:25.600 --> 35:27.880 get the chance to try it out, or if you just 35:27.880 --> 35:29.720 have questions and thoughts. 35:29.720 --> 35:32.280 OK, speaking of skins, you know what season 2 really needs, 35:32.280 --> 35:33.440 Andre? 35:33.440 --> 35:34.200 I'm sure I have more. 35:34.200 --> 35:41.200 More items, updates of the ranking system, 35:41.200 --> 35:45.200 maybe even more ranks, uh, new runes. 35:45.200 --> 35:47.200 No idea what you're going to suggest, Paul. 35:47.200 --> 35:49.200 Demons at the beach. 35:49.200 --> 35:53.200 THAT'S NOT WHAT IT NEEDS! 35:53.200 --> 35:55.200 WHAT?! 35:57.200 --> 35:59.200 Huey, Brandt, and Procedure Leblanc 35:59.200 --> 36:02.200 will be coming out in the Sinful Shores skin line. 36:11.200 --> 36:23.720 W goon bro you guys actually like pixie haircuts wait really unless you guys 36:23.720 --> 36:29.880 are jerking off to the jacked shirtless guy that would lowkey make more sense 36:32.280 --> 36:38.960 you don't I feel like any guy that says they like girls with like short hair it's 36:38.960 --> 36:41.720 It's like a woman saying that they like bald dudes. 36:41.720 --> 36:42.880 You know what I mean? 36:42.880 --> 36:46.440 Like, for you to like that, you know what I mean? 36:46.440 --> 36:48.160 Like, why? 36:48.160 --> 36:49.560 You know what I'm talking about? 36:53.240 --> 36:55.040 Outtake! 36:55.040 --> 36:58.120 Your dad's bald and your mom's with them? 36:58.120 --> 36:59.600 Yeah, but he's old. 37:00.760 --> 37:02.480 Still bald? 37:02.480 --> 37:04.120 Okay, what's your point? 37:04.120 --> 37:06.680 So you're saying your mom finds it ugly and disgusting 37:06.680 --> 37:08.440 and it's the worst thing she ever did in her life 37:08.440 --> 37:10.440 Well, no, but it's just a 37:16.360 --> 37:22.000 Baby every time I see him I literally just spend hours rubbing his head. He's like my little genie 37:26.320 --> 37:28.320 Yes 37:31.920 --> 37:33.920 Either that or you make me go to Turkey 37:38.440 --> 37:47.840 in patch 26.12 and after that we'll have high noon skins for Akshan and Locke as well as 37:47.840 --> 37:50.720 broken Covenant skins for Aurora, Shen and Maiden. 37:50.720 --> 37:54.480 Okay, can I just say this? 37:54.480 --> 37:58.680 I'm gonna be honest, I feel like Rod should just go back and remove a bunch of the skin 37:58.680 --> 38:00.920 lines that just have like one offs. 38:00.920 --> 38:05.840 Cause how does the high noon skin line have like 30 skins and then other random skin lines 38:05.840 --> 38:07.520 have like one skin? 38:07.520 --> 38:09.520 You know what I mean? 38:09.520 --> 38:11.520 We are MSI Rubshare skin. 38:11.520 --> 38:19.520 Then in July we'll have the 2025 World's Winner skins, and a Victoria skin for Season 2 will be everyone's favorite knife cat, Rengar. 38:19.520 --> 38:21.520 Alright, shifting gears a bit. 38:21.520 --> 38:26.520 Bro, okay, yo, I just need to take a second to talk about this. 38:26.520 --> 38:32.520 There's nothing on this planet that fell off harder than Victoria skins. 38:32.520 --> 38:34.520 Not even James Charles. 38:34.520 --> 38:39.340 Like dude, let's be real the thing about Victoria skins, bro 38:39.340 --> 38:44.620 Is that it used to be a thing where it was like once a year you're sitting there, and you're like oh my god 38:44.620 --> 38:50.260 What's the skin gonna be what's the skin gonna be? Oh, I need a head gold brofide gold then I get it then I get the skin 38:50.260 --> 38:56.080 Oh my god, it's gonna be sick cool cool cool. I don't nowadays. It's just like every couple months, right? It's like 38:56.880 --> 38:58.880 Yo, do you want victorious? 38:58.880 --> 39:05.520 Whatever the fuck this champ is and you can get it even if you're bronze like no dude. Nobody wants that, bro 39:05.840 --> 39:10.200 You know what I mean? It's like what like why even have that like okay? 39:10.720 --> 39:18.360 Right including bronze silver and iron players and allowing them to get the victorious skin would be like you go to the Olympics 39:18.360 --> 39:20.360 And you let the guys in wheelchairs 39:20.880 --> 39:26.320 Compete in this in the marathon sprint because you want to be more inclusive like yeah sure 39:26.320 --> 39:32.960 It's better for them now, but it delegitimizes the whole category now and now there's no point of even watching it anymore 39:32.960 --> 39:37.400 Do you see what I'm getting at? So it's like bro like sure nice 39:37.400 --> 39:43.440 Did we have an iron victorious skin because you play 10 rank games in a split? That's amazing. What do you fucking do? 39:43.440 --> 39:48.600 But now the the flip side is nobody knows which champions even get victorious skins 39:48.800 --> 39:53.400 Nobody even cares and it's just a commodity at this point. It's bullshit 39:53.400 --> 39:59.720 Like Victoria skins like it just fell off dude. They completely ruined it. Literally completely ruined it 40:04.800 --> 40:06.800 Blabbering 40:06.960 --> 40:13.320 Dude, this is your first ever message and it's blabbering. Are we fucking serious? 40:13.320 --> 40:18.320 I'M A SHAMER! AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK? 40:18.320 --> 40:22.320 Like, it's like going to a fucking strip club, right? 40:22.320 --> 40:26.320 And then there's a stripper shaking her ass and tits in front of your face, 40:26.320 --> 40:30.320 and then you're like, well dude, can you please not sexualize yourself? 40:30.320 --> 40:34.320 WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU THERE THEN? MAN! 40:34.320 --> 40:38.320 You know what I mean? Like, bro, you didn't have to walk in the fucking door. 40:38.320 --> 40:41.320 Are we serious? Jesus. 40:43.320 --> 40:45.320 What am I lARPING? 40:45.320 --> 40:47.320 What am I lARPING? 40:47.320 --> 40:49.320 What am I lARPING? 40:49.320 --> 40:51.320 What can I- 40:51.320 --> 40:53.320 Guys, do you even know 40:53.320 --> 40:55.320 what the fucking word 40:55.320 --> 40:57.320 lARP means? 40:57.320 --> 40:59.320 What the- 40:59.320 --> 41:01.320 No, I'm actually enraged 41:01.320 --> 41:03.320 by it. Okay, I'm- 41:03.320 --> 41:05.320 I don't know. 41:05.320 --> 41:07.320 I want to talk about a new, old, 41:07.320 --> 41:09.320 experimental rank Q that we're- 41:09.320 --> 41:11.320 Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, 41:11.320 --> 41:12.860 Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! 41:12.860 --> 41:14.860 Mods ban everyone that's typing! 41:16.140 --> 41:16.640 Right now. 41:16.860 --> 41:21.660 Ranked Fives will be running at set times on weekends from June 26th to September 6th. 41:22.220 --> 41:25.920 We know that for a lot of you, playing as a full 5-stack is how you most love to play League, 41:25.920 --> 41:32.660 and we want to explore more ways to give 5-stacks shared competitive experiences outside of Flakes, which isn't always- 41:33.000 --> 41:33.500 Guys. 41:38.840 --> 41:39.340 Guys. 41:39.340 --> 41:41.340 Do you understand what this means? 41:45.340 --> 41:51.340 It means we could get the fucking run back guys of the clash team you fucking morons. 41:52.340 --> 41:54.340 You fucking morons. 41:55.340 --> 41:58.340 Why you guys so spamming LARP? You should be excited bro. 41:59.340 --> 42:04.340 We could be getting run backs of the clash team every weekend! 42:09.340 --> 42:16.340 Anybody that types LARP from this moment on, hopes that their mother gets shot in the head with a rusty rifle. 42:16.340 --> 42:21.340 Oh wow. Let's look at how many bad people there are. 42:21.340 --> 42:24.340 Oh wow, okay, cool. 42:24.340 --> 42:29.340 Wow, that's crazy. I think that actually made more people type LARP. Jesus. 42:29.340 --> 42:32.340 We are not diving into family drama right now. 42:32.340 --> 42:34.340 Alright, let's go. 42:34.340 --> 42:35.880 against full groups. 42:35.880 --> 42:37.900 Although you'll need a full group to queue, 42:37.900 --> 42:40.600 you won't always have to use the same group every time, 42:40.600 --> 42:42.540 so you're free to play around which of your friends are 42:42.540 --> 42:45.820 online rather than needing to preschedule with your squad. 42:45.820 --> 42:48.860 And if your group has a pretty wide range of ranks, 42:48.860 --> 42:49.660 don't worry. 42:49.660 --> 42:52.020 There won't be any restrictions on group ranks, 42:52.020 --> 42:54.020 so you'll be able to queue with any of your friends. 42:54.020 --> 42:54.980 Oh my god. 42:54.980 --> 42:58.140 Now, if you're wondering, why just sit times on weekends? 42:58.140 --> 43:00.060 To get a really good ranked fives experience, 43:00.060 --> 43:02.540 we need to match equal skill teams together. 43:02.540 --> 43:04.540 When we previously had ranked fives, it's been on all of them. 43:04.540 --> 43:09.540 Guys, do you understand that this could literally be the most insane content ever? 43:10.540 --> 43:16.540 Bro, you can do ranked fives with different people every single weekend, bro. 43:17.540 --> 43:24.540 Imagine at one point, we bring One Schnitzel and we fucking import him from Germany, dude. 43:25.540 --> 43:27.540 And then he just starts running it up. 43:32.540 --> 43:40.980 Like, it could be insane, bro. 43:40.980 --> 43:43.940 We could, it could, no, this could be insane. 43:43.940 --> 43:47.740 We didn't consistently have teams of similar skill queuing up at the same time. 43:47.740 --> 43:51.780 They led to some pretty uneven matches, which caused people to stop queuing up, further 43:51.780 --> 43:53.460 exacerbating the problem. 43:53.460 --> 43:58.540 Therefore, Winduin helps us get both better matchmaking and better queue times. 43:58.540 --> 44:05.620 I will say, I will say so listen, history lesson for you guys, before ranked flex there 44:05.620 --> 44:08.580 was something called 5v5 ranked teams. 44:08.580 --> 44:13.460 And what 5v5 ranked teams were was you would essentially create, think of it like a classroom 44:13.460 --> 44:19.900 with your friends and I think you could have up to maybe like seven players including substitutes. 44:19.900 --> 44:22.140 And your team would have a rank. 44:22.140 --> 44:27.140 And the reason why this was so crazy was because sometimes you would literally have professional 44:27.140 --> 44:33.100 teams that would queue up and they'd have like a challenger team rank and they'd match 44:33.100 --> 44:37.820 up against literally five guys from solo queue, right? 44:37.820 --> 44:42.060 Now I do agree with them that I think one of the reasons why this died off is because 44:42.060 --> 44:47.220 when something is always available, it becomes less valuable, right? 44:47.220 --> 44:53.420 Like have you guys ever had a friend that you're like hanging out with and like, okay 44:53.420 --> 44:56.060 imagine you guys have two friends that you hang out with. 44:56.060 --> 44:59.620 One of them is only there half the time and the other one is always there whenever you 44:59.620 --> 45:01.740 want to hang out with them. 45:01.740 --> 45:05.820 Eventually over time you're going to come to value the time of the first fund more because 45:05.820 --> 45:09.060 you view it as more valuable since it's more restricted. 45:09.060 --> 45:11.820 It's basic human psychology. 45:11.820 --> 45:17.340 So the thing is that by them introducing Windows, essentially what it does is it makes it so 45:17.340 --> 45:21.340 that you want to sit there and you want to actually take it serious and play it when 45:21.340 --> 45:26.220 you can, right? When it's open during the weekends, which I think is going to be great. 45:26.220 --> 45:31.100 It's like, this is going to be a lot of fucking fun, dude. This is going to be a lot of fucking 45:31.100 --> 45:38.300 fun, genuinely. I don't think guys understand just how limitless all of these possibilities 45:38.300 --> 45:46.700 are. We could even do something at one point where there could be a lot of possibilities 45:46.700 --> 45:50.600 with this shit like an actual lot so let's see what's keep out let's see we 45:50.600 --> 45:54.780 keep it keeps going matches this allows you to find games faster with more 45:54.780 --> 45:58.060 people playing at the set time we're still experimenting with the queue and 45:58.060 --> 46:01.460 we'll see how it performs and of course keep an eye on your feedback as we go 46:01.460 --> 46:05.900 you can learn more about it and I did blog vids out now so be sure to check it 46:05.900 --> 46:10.700 out next we want to talk a little bit about it can I just say like I'm I'm 46:10.700 --> 46:16.580 giving you guys information and you're saying warp there's a one guy that 46:16.580 --> 46:23.860 type W LARP segment. Like I'm gonna be honest this is why I'm happy I'm not a 46:23.860 --> 46:28.220 teacher because I genuinely think I would kill myself. Imagine one day you go 46:28.220 --> 46:35.560 into class and then you go in there you're like alright guys so the way 46:35.560 --> 46:40.100 that we call assault is NACL and then some kid raises his hand and he's like 46:40.100 --> 46:46.020 stop LARPing Einstein you know nothing like I would literally want to put a 46:46.020 --> 46:52.820 a bullet in my head. You know what I mean? Like I would literally lose my fucking mind. 46:52.820 --> 46:57.100 And it's like I know that right now this is the reality of at least one teacher out there 46:57.100 --> 47:02.220 that has some kid that's sitting there calling them a larper for trying to give them basic 47:02.220 --> 47:07.220 knowledge. You know what I mean? And it's like, dude, how is this even real? 47:15.220 --> 47:17.220 LARP MALL HURT! 47:17.220 --> 47:22.220 We're making a round go. We've been doing work over the past few months on penalties for disruptive and harmful communication, 47:22.220 --> 47:27.220 and starting this act, you'll be able to directly report abusive communications in your DMs. 47:27.220 --> 47:29.220 We're also working on a new system. 47:29.220 --> 47:38.220 FUCK! The method God nerfed. No more adding people after game time to kill themselves. Cheating. End of an era. 47:38.220 --> 47:51.220 Easier to track with honor-related systems you do and don't have access to. Like honor rewards for the battle pass, chat restrictions, or queue restrictions. We'll be tying this into some upcoming future features as well. 47:51.220 --> 47:54.220 And finally, before we go, we wanted to talk a little bit about MSI. 47:54.220 --> 48:03.120 So normally I would skip this part, but yeah, maybe I shouldn't because man jinxed in my 48:03.120 --> 48:04.120 co-stream this. 48:04.120 --> 48:11.180 Guys, out of curiosity, if man jinxed and co-streamed, do you think Ryde would pull another LCS incident 48:11.180 --> 48:15.820 where they say, hey, Don't test, you're not allowed fucking putting it on your screen, 48:15.820 --> 48:18.260 and they just like fuck me over again? 48:18.260 --> 48:22.260 Or would they sit there and actually let me have it play on my screen? 48:24.260 --> 48:26.260 Bro, how crazy was that by the way? 48:26.260 --> 48:29.260 Yo, uh, Dauntess can be on your screen. 48:29.260 --> 48:32.260 He can be on your stream. He can be in call with you. 48:32.260 --> 48:34.260 But he can't have it on his own stream. 48:34.260 --> 48:35.260 What? 48:39.260 --> 48:40.260 You know what that felt like? 48:40.260 --> 48:42.260 It felt like you remember during COVID, 48:42.260 --> 48:45.260 when people were eating out at restaurants, 48:45.260 --> 48:47.260 they would like take their mask off, 48:47.260 --> 48:53.020 off, put a fork in their mouth, and then put it back on after. Like, dude, are we serious? 48:53.020 --> 48:56.860 Like, do we think this is really doing anything right now? Like, come on, bro. 48:56.860 --> 49:03.620 Place in Daejeon, South Korea, at Daejeon Convention Center 2 from June 28th. 49:03.620 --> 49:08.140 What was that for? Not allowed in your shame? Because the thing is that apparently they 49:08.140 --> 49:15.060 only gave Jinxie Koshim right to not me. It's because you're a brand risk. No, I know 49:15.060 --> 49:20.060 I know it is, but it's just still crazy to me that it's like I can appear on Jinxie's 49:20.060 --> 49:24.060 stream, but I can't have it on my stream, you know what I mean? 49:24.060 --> 49:31.140 Through July 12th, it'll be broken down into two stages, plans from June 28th to July 1st, 49:31.140 --> 49:36.020 and brackets from July 3rd through 6th and July 8th through 12th, with the final state 49:36.020 --> 49:37.020 incorporated. 49:37.020 --> 49:42.900 Bro, real talk, does anybody that watches the pro scene even give a fuck about MSI anymore? 49:42.900 --> 49:47.580 I feel like the reason why MSI used to be cool was because back in the day, there would 49:47.580 --> 49:50.500 only be two times a year that you would have international events. 49:50.500 --> 49:55.940 It would be MSI and it would be fucking, it would be Worlds Finals. 49:55.940 --> 50:04.700 But then nowadays the Saudis came in and they just fucking set up 50 different fucking events. 50:04.700 --> 50:08.660 So now it's at a point where it's like, dude, like, yeah, you can watch them at EWC. 50:08.660 --> 50:10.500 You can watch them at WWE. 50:10.500 --> 50:13.380 You can watch him at TLC like bro at this point, fuck. 50:13.380 --> 50:18.080 Like, bro, just hang it up with MSI, bro. 50:18.080 --> 50:19.920 Let you just hang it up with MSI. 50:19.920 --> 50:21.420 Loki at this point. 50:22.860 --> 50:27.300 On July 12th, play-ins will use a four-team double elimination format, 50:27.300 --> 50:30.620 after which the top team in each group will qualify for bracket. 50:30.620 --> 50:31.620 The seven teams. 50:31.620 --> 50:32.620 I did. 50:35.960 --> 50:38.960 King Puggington. 50:38.960 --> 50:40.960 Let's read his logs. 50:43.840 --> 50:45.360 Bro's 50:45.360 --> 50:47.360 LARP LARP SAHOR 50:47.360 --> 50:49.360 YAP YAP SAHOR 50:49.360 --> 50:51.360 YAP YAP YAP SAHOR 50:51.360 --> 50:53.360 YAP YAP YAP SAHOR 50:53.360 --> 50:55.360 YAP ACHON 3000 50:55.360 --> 50:57.360 KUK LARPER 50:57.360 --> 50:59.360 Number one LARPER 50:59.360 --> 51:01.360 LARP LARP LARP 51:01.360 --> 51:03.360 LARP ACHON 3 51:03.360 --> 51:05.360 Like 51:05.360 --> 51:07.360 Like 51:07.360 --> 51:14.360 RT, you guys are not gonna start RTing King Puggington bro. 51:18.360 --> 51:20.360 Okay whatever, I guess you are. 51:21.360 --> 51:27.360 Skip Plans are the first seed from each region, as well as BLG, who of course won first stand in Brazil earlier this year. 51:27.360 --> 51:30.360 Like bro, you know what I mean? Like what the fuck is this shit bro? 51:30.360 --> 51:32.360 What the fuck is this shit bro? 51:32.360 --> 51:42.360 Like, you're telling me we have First Stand, we have MSI, we have Worlds Finals, we have EWC, and then we're having the Esports Nation World Cup. 51:43.360 --> 51:47.360 How many events do they have to be, bro? 51:51.360 --> 51:55.360 Attending in person, keep an eye out for some of the dev team who'll be attending the Fan Festa. 51:55.360 --> 51:56.360 Be sure to come on over. 51:56.360 --> 51:58.360 The fuck is a Fan Festa? 51:58.360 --> 52:05.560 I sure will Andre so if you see me don't be shy come on up and say hi love the wrong. Thank you. I have curiosity 52:06.200 --> 52:09.760 Do you guys ever think that they get like off? 52:10.480 --> 52:16.480 Obviously, I'm not saying this happens. Do you guys ever think they get like offered sexual favors like buff champions? 52:16.760 --> 52:21.320 Like oh, yeah, like fuck my pussy for three hours if you give Lulu a buff 52:21.440 --> 52:24.720 You know what I mean like like they're going in for the hug 52:24.720 --> 52:29.080 they whisper in his ear they're like if I see uni's Q damage increase you're 52:29.080 --> 52:33.360 getting your dick sucked tonight and then they're saying they're like yo fucking 52:33.360 --> 52:35.720 chill 52:38.800 --> 52:45.080 well if I was a girl I'd be fucking doing that shit are you kidding me that'd be 52:45.080 --> 52:50.800 the first thing I do literally I go around to every rider and I try fucking 52:50.800 --> 52:52.800 and seeing what I could get done. 52:52.800 --> 52:53.800 I swear to God. 52:56.800 --> 52:59.800 We'll also be doing pick-ums and crystal ball for- 52:59.800 --> 53:01.800 What's stopping you now? 53:04.800 --> 53:07.800 That's actually a good question. There's got to be some gay ones, huh? 53:12.800 --> 53:14.800 I'm getting- I'm married. Anyways. 53:17.800 --> 53:19.800 I'm a full grown straight married man 53:19.800 --> 53:25.460 Saying that I'm gonna find a gay rider to try and convince him to buff hack room. Cheers, bro 53:25.760 --> 53:29.840 They open on June 17th and be sure to tune into finals 53:29.840 --> 53:34.520 Or we'll have a sneak peek at some of what we have coming for season three. All right 53:34.680 --> 53:39.320 That's it for us today. Be sure to check out the dip logs. It's a lock. I 53:39.880 --> 53:41.880 Wait, what was this donation? 53:43.440 --> 53:47.360 Officially Twitter post you're gonna want to check this trust me 53:49.800 --> 53:53.800 Lala Latem, the fuck is this? 54:01.800 --> 54:06.800 Yeah, dude, I'm gonna be honest, can I even show this on stream? 54:09.800 --> 54:10.800 Am I? Like... 54:17.800 --> 54:18.800 Yes? 54:19.800 --> 54:25.960 It's official leaked Twitter, you should be fine. 54:49.800 --> 54:56.800 Ask Moda if you can, he gets banned all the time! 54:56.800 --> 55:02.800 Yeah, I mean I think it's fine. 55:02.800 --> 55:06.800 Yeah, I don't know dude. 55:06.800 --> 55:12.800 Like, League of Legends is wilding recently bro. 55:12.800 --> 55:15.800 Like they're wilding recently. 55:15.800 --> 55:23.280 Dude, I'm going to be honest, listen, I say this thing all the time and I genuinely stand 55:23.280 --> 55:24.960 by it. 55:24.960 --> 55:34.840 If you were to add a pair of tits and a fat ass to any animal in the animal kingdom, 80% 55:34.840 --> 55:39.640 of Twitch chat would be committing bestiality by the time the sun goes down. 55:39.640 --> 55:41.360 And that's on God. 55:41.360 --> 55:47.520 Like, do you guys really think some dickhead named King Puggington, you know what I mean? 55:47.520 --> 55:49.200 Like, he's not gonna give a shit. 55:49.200 --> 55:53.720 He's just gonna see a flying squirrel with it's like booty cheeks clopping as it goes 55:53.720 --> 55:55.520 from tree to tree, bro. 55:55.520 --> 55:58.800 And he's gonna be fucking whipping it out and nutting everywhere instantly. 55:58.800 --> 56:04.320 Are you fucking trolling? 56:04.320 --> 56:08.480 Why are you guys are teeing? 56:08.480 --> 56:22.500 i am part of the twenty percent clearly 56:22.500 --> 56:38.780 Oh, Chadder says he won't fucking a literal animal, by the way, if it had a verb tits. 56:38.780 --> 56:41.100 Twitch Chadder's response. 56:41.100 --> 56:48.100 I'll chatter 56:49.060 --> 56:50.900 oh my god 56:50.900 --> 56:55.620 ban him 56:55.620 --> 57:02.140 you guys are insane unbelievable 57:02.140 --> 57:05.180 guys he's been suffered twenty eight months 57:05.180 --> 57:09.820 I'm not banning him 57:09.820 --> 57:13.200 and uh... gortham in the prime of swarjah there's a sense of act 57:13.200 --> 57:15.500 can you go to track inside out by xodia 57:15.500 --> 57:16.320 or you can 57:16.320 --> 57:20.200 uh... i can check it out maybe maybe later maybe later 57:20.200 --> 57:22.560 that's what i'm trying to get me to play league for years i've resisted a whole 57:22.560 --> 57:25.400 time i've gotten so much more she passed weeks i decided to try to my 57:25.400 --> 57:29.240 family and i can myself after getting fisted by an iron player 57:29.240 --> 57:32.260 does any of the funeral bill 57:32.260 --> 57:35.960 you know i'm gonna be honest 57:35.960 --> 57:38.420 do you guys want to know the real reason why 57:38.420 --> 57:45.420 league of legends players can never get into politics 57:45.420 --> 57:48.620 because one of the real reason why 57:48.620 --> 57:52.540 because then when the trillionaires send the cia to kill them 57:52.540 --> 57:55.540 it would be easy to fabricated as a suicide 57:55.540 --> 58:02.300 because every league player says they want to kill themselves after they lose any game 58:02.300 --> 58:06.020 does that make sense 58:06.020 --> 58:09.460 so it's like it's literally impossible for you to get into politics 58:09.460 --> 58:12.620 if you do bro, your ass is fucking gone bro 58:12.620 --> 58:17.300 gone like the summer wind in september 58:17.300 --> 58:21.220 alright uh... save your thumb the sub as well 58:21.220 --> 58:24.180 holy lark just get on with the video 58:24.180 --> 58:26.740 dude we're waiting for jing-si 58:26.740 --> 58:28.180 we cannot 58:28.180 --> 58:30.420 play until jing-si's here 58:30.420 --> 58:34.020 mocos grow over a drippy thing as there's a lot of sloth there's a lot of sloth 58:34.020 --> 58:41.820 I need some double blocks are now real heavy thumb in the prime a zick thumb in the sub 58:41.820 --> 58:47.740 two a seven prime dink thumb in the sub two ugly guy and say a thing as for the subs 58:47.740 --> 58:56.440 I'll but tune a Ken and Rosie Destin thing as her subs dog beard kale thing also subs 58:56.440 --> 59:00.920 as well and doggo there in the sub two thank you guys 59:00.920 --> 59:04.920 And uh, Boobies, so they're in three years, Jesus. 59:04.920 --> 59:09.600 Namer and GK, thank you guys for your subs, and Luther in the Prime Minister. 59:09.600 --> 59:11.600 Can we skip this segment and get to where we get spanked? 59:11.600 --> 59:15.400 Wait, do you guys want to watch my wife spank me? 59:15.400 --> 59:18.080 Oh, wow. 59:18.080 --> 59:20.560 I can't believe it got a content label warning. 59:20.560 --> 59:22.640 That's crazy. 59:22.640 --> 59:28.600 Yesterday, I was one win from Challenger and didn't make it. 59:28.600 --> 59:33.160 This result I need to follow too soon so Jinx can ban me over his name and spank me. 59:33.160 --> 59:35.000 Most men would cry or complain. 59:35.000 --> 59:37.640 I am not most men. 59:37.640 --> 59:41.920 Spanking training arc begins now. 59:41.920 --> 59:53.520 Wait, you know what's so fucked up? 59:53.520 --> 01:00:01.040 I just realized this loop so well, that at least one dude is gonna just jack off to it on permaloop. 01:00:01.440 --> 01:00:02.940 Oh, fuck me, dude. 01:00:05.480 --> 01:00:06.780 You liked it, huh? 01:00:07.280 --> 01:00:10.840 All I'm gonna say is I didn't dislike it. Does that make sense? 01:00:13.640 --> 01:00:18.480 Like, I'm the kind of guy, where if my wife would slap me in the face and call me a bitch, 01:00:18.880 --> 01:00:20.380 maybe I'd get a boner. 01:00:20.620 --> 01:00:21.920 Do you know what I mean, though? 01:00:21.920 --> 01:00:27.760 And I feel like that's most guys. You know what I mean? But just that people are too afraid to like say it 01:00:29.880 --> 01:00:32.320 Look at how many bookmarks there are 01:00:35.760 --> 01:00:41.320 Yo, yeah, yeah 01:00:51.920 --> 01:00:58.920 Make it 67! 01:00:58.920 --> 01:01:09.920 You guys are retarded. 01:01:09.920 --> 01:01:13.920 And a danger term to one sneaky and fat dog that can answer stuff, then why don't you 01:01:13.920 --> 01:01:14.920 turn someone so back. 01:01:14.920 --> 01:01:15.920 Thank you. 01:01:15.920 --> 01:01:20.560 I've gone for Master 600LP in two days. 01:01:20.560 --> 01:01:25.560 You know what XD? Donate $1 and type your username. Let's check out how miserable you are. 01:01:25.560 --> 01:01:30.560 It's like lowkey that might make me feel a bit better. 01:01:30.560 --> 01:01:36.560 Guys, is there any videos that we should react to? 01:01:36.560 --> 01:01:40.560 And Magic said in the prime. 01:01:40.560 --> 01:01:45.560 Wait, let me switch up. Biggest mistakes league players make. 01:01:45.560 --> 01:01:58.040 guys should we watch one of these videos 01:01:58.040 --> 01:02:19.380 Yes. 01:02:19.380 --> 01:02:20.380 This one. 01:02:30.380 --> 01:02:33.380 Literally one person said yes. 01:02:49.380 --> 01:02:57.500 Why the fuck is half of this shit football? 01:02:57.500 --> 01:03:00.940 The fuck is this? 01:03:00.940 --> 01:03:04.140 This is one of the biggest mistakes you are making as a jungler. 01:03:04.140 --> 01:03:10.980 First I go in and get Nami half health, but instead of diving right back in I drop back. 01:03:10.980 --> 01:03:14.580 The simple reason I do this is because my kaisa was ready to attack this- 01:03:14.580 --> 01:03:20.980 Did we have to include you missing the EQ? 01:03:20.980 --> 01:03:23.980 Like, you can edit it out, bro. 01:03:23.980 --> 01:03:30.260 He starts fighting and then their nami pops ult, hopefully to make them escape. 01:03:30.260 --> 01:03:33.500 This led to me Kaisa and Nunu chasing them down here. 01:03:33.500 --> 01:03:36.260 I worked here because I know Jax is pro. 01:03:36.260 --> 01:03:38.580 He then ends up leaping to his teammate. 01:03:38.580 --> 01:03:43.260 I then flash out of Jax's E and then Ash starts shooting me so I hop in the bush to 01:03:43.260 --> 01:03:49.420 lose aggro. Then me, Kaisa, Nunu were all going down to the dragon until I get hit by 01:03:49.420 --> 01:03:56.100 the ash arrow. I do end up escaping here, but instead of dying right back in, I go and 01:03:56.100 --> 01:04:00.620 start the dragon, because I know my teams have a number advantage. And this is one of 01:04:00.620 --> 01:04:03.500 the biggest mistakes those junglers make. 01:04:03.500 --> 01:04:06.580 Bro, you did not have to post this. 01:04:06.580 --> 01:04:17.260 Bro, bro, no, like, dude, guys, nobody forced him to post this. 01:04:17.260 --> 01:04:21.900 Like, nobody forced him to post this. 01:04:21.900 --> 01:04:25.460 W video, actually. 01:04:33.500 --> 01:04:41.780 But, I don't understand, like, he didn't even say anything. 01:04:41.780 --> 01:04:44.580 Like what was the biggest mistake? 01:04:44.580 --> 01:04:58.740 Look at his other videos. 01:04:58.740 --> 01:05:02.300 This is the best Vi combo in the whole entire game. 01:05:02.300 --> 01:05:07.720 You are Q auto reset on your ease and look how much damage that does 01:05:08.180 --> 01:05:12.760 Mundo has some of the most health in the game. It is absolutely crying him 01:05:15.140 --> 01:05:18.500 Dude guys is this satire 01:05:19.660 --> 01:05:20.980 hashtag 01:05:20.980 --> 01:05:22.980 Goon 01:05:24.820 --> 01:05:26.820 Well, he's playing in 01:05:28.340 --> 01:05:30.340 It's AI 01:05:30.340 --> 01:05:32.340 But how is this AI? 01:05:37.780 --> 01:05:39.780 Voice game 01:05:42.980 --> 01:05:45.320 Armor Titan NASA so we that's actually pretty nice 01:05:51.660 --> 01:05:57.360 The voice is AI, but what the fuck is this? 01:06:00.340 --> 01:06:26.500 oh my goodness there is no way I just did that we'll be creepers to end here oh my god we end 01:06:30.340 --> 01:06:40.340 Giddy calling. Wait, is he actually? Why do I believe anything? 01:06:47.340 --> 01:06:50.340 He's live. Wait, is he? 01:07:00.340 --> 01:07:03.020 My guess what the fuck is this guy fucking typing? 01:07:03.860 --> 01:07:05.860 band 01:07:05.900 --> 01:07:11.100 First man of the day Orlando magic. Yes, you're chat is my mic good. Does Mike sound good? 01:07:18.940 --> 01:07:21.680 Actually not chat mod not chat mods 01:07:22.380 --> 01:07:27.580 Mods is gonna make sound good cuz chat fucking trolls chat trolls. Let me listen to the medicine 01:07:27.580 --> 01:07:33.780 John says is watching tell that there's 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes 01:07:33.780 --> 01:07:38.420 hey we have 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes 01:07:38.420 --> 01:07:43.940 it doesn't sound bad it just sounds like different wait does it sound back 01:07:43.940 --> 01:07:47.900 alright guys we'll search up 01:07:47.900 --> 01:07:57.900 Should we watch this funniest Jynxy clips of all time? 01:07:57.900 --> 01:07:58.900 Yes? 01:07:58.900 --> 01:07:59.900 I can't see. 01:07:59.900 --> 01:08:03.900 Yes? I can't see. 01:08:21.900 --> 01:08:26.900 Dude, he literally looks like he's 15 in this video. Holy shit. 01:08:26.900 --> 01:08:28.900 shit 01:08:28.900 --> 01:08:30.900 Yeah, I should so young 01:08:33.540 --> 01:08:36.100 You two of them a 180 two of them a 180 01:08:39.860 --> 01:08:43.360 Somebody just shot it in who is that tall? 01:08:49.340 --> 01:08:51.880 What is that C4 gonna do no no no no yo 01:09:26.900 --> 01:09:54.420 7.5 out of 10. 01:09:54.420 --> 01:10:00.660 foot, nice arc, clean looking sole, good toe alignment, and the lighting hits it just right 01:10:00.660 --> 01:10:07.540 for that slight shiny, I've been walking around a bed vibe, not a perfect 10, those usually 01:10:07.540 --> 01:10:15.060 need immaculate pedicure and perfect proportions, but it's doubly above average on rank high 01:10:15.060 --> 01:10:17.380 in most foot communities. 01:10:17.380 --> 01:10:23.340 As for whether you should jerk off to it, go for it if that's what you're into, it's 01:10:23.340 --> 01:10:24.340 It's just a foot pic. 01:10:24.340 --> 01:10:29.340 You're a grown-up now. 01:10:29.340 --> 01:10:36.460 And checking out the beat is one of the most common and the harmless kings out there. 01:10:36.460 --> 01:10:37.740 No judgment for me. 01:10:37.740 --> 01:10:39.580 Just make sure you're not in public. 01:10:53.340 --> 01:11:09.500 No, do not send him a Contribute. 01:11:09.500 --> 01:11:12.260 You're a straight married man. 01:11:12.260 --> 01:11:19.900 This is your male friend's foot and there's zero indication he asked for or wants anything 01:11:19.900 --> 01:11:22.140 sexual from you. 01:11:22.140 --> 01:11:28.940 Having an unsolicited dick pic and a ejaculation photo is a hard boundary violation for most 01:11:28.940 --> 01:11:32.380 people, especially between straight male friends. 01:11:32.380 --> 01:11:38.380 It's very likely to make things extremely awkward and either damage or end the friendship 01:11:38.380 --> 01:11:41.880 and could even come across as creepy or harassing. 01:12:01.880 --> 01:12:07.680 No, do not send the Contribute, and no, you should not kill yourself. 01:12:08.380 --> 01:12:30.980 I'm not choosing for you, and I'm not playing that game. 01:12:30.980 --> 01:12:37.140 You're trying to put me in a no-win spot, but the answer is still do not send the contribute 01:12:37.140 --> 01:12:39.860 and do not kill yourself. 01:12:39.860 --> 01:12:42.220 Those are not your only two options. 01:12:42.220 --> 01:12:50.660 You can also put the phone down, delete the photo, jerk off if you need to, or don't, 01:12:50.660 --> 01:12:56.340 breathe, and call or text 988 right now. 01:12:56.340 --> 01:12:59.820 You're a married man with a friend. 01:12:59.820 --> 01:13:11.820 This moment feels overwhelming because you're in a shame, fueled spiral mixed with a fetish impulse. 01:13:11.820 --> 01:13:15.820 That's real, but it's temporary and treatable. 01:13:29.820 --> 01:13:31.820 We need to make him think harder. 01:13:33.320 --> 01:13:33.820 Fuck. 01:13:42.320 --> 01:13:44.820 Call the number! Yeah, no, I'm not doing that. 01:13:45.820 --> 01:13:46.820 Alright, let's watch it. 01:13:47.820 --> 01:13:50.820 What is that C4 gonna do? No, no, no, what is that gonna do? 01:13:50.820 --> 01:14:00.820 He's on the fountain, there. 01:14:00.820 --> 01:14:08.300 Dude, okay, okay, okay, okay, tell me, bro, why does that boy have DSL? 01:14:08.300 --> 01:14:10.060 Do you know what I mean? 01:14:10.060 --> 01:14:17.020 Like on the lowest of the low keys. 01:14:17.020 --> 01:14:27.420 17 in that picture. No, he's not. What's up, baby? Ah, no, I'm okay. I'm sure what would 01:14:27.420 --> 01:14:28.420 it be? 01:14:28.420 --> 01:14:29.420 A German fish bret. 01:14:29.420 --> 01:14:30.420 Okay, I'm done. Thanks. 01:14:30.420 --> 01:14:31.420 A big shot, you sure? 01:14:31.420 --> 01:14:45.420 I'm waiting for Jensie, but I'm on one mouth. Tell her what you just said. Okay, baby. 01:14:45.420 --> 01:14:56.980 This is a picture of Jinxie's foot. If I jerked off to it and came on a picture of it, and then sent him that as a 01:14:56.980 --> 01:15:00.980 contribute, do you think that he would get offended or would he be okay with it? 01:15:00.980 --> 01:15:06.260 Not crazy for a guy who has very nice feet. It looks very good taken care of. 01:15:06.260 --> 01:15:09.740 That's what I was saying. Imagine those just wrapped around your shaft. 01:15:09.740 --> 01:15:12.740 That's a shaft. 01:15:12.740 --> 01:15:17.740 Um, like outside of what people used to clean the gutters. 01:15:17.740 --> 01:15:19.740 Oh, why would you put them around that? 01:15:19.740 --> 01:15:21.740 Yeah, I don't know, there's just weird. 01:15:21.740 --> 01:15:24.740 Because it couldn't be your penis, because it's too small for a hat. 01:15:24.740 --> 01:15:31.740 Yeah, now Loki's got big feet, like there's no way my meat could handle all that. 01:15:31.740 --> 01:15:34.740 Alright. 01:15:34.740 --> 01:15:52.020 I really want to say a word when my friends act retarded, but I can't, I would get bad. 01:15:52.020 --> 01:15:57.020 Dude, are you insinuating that you want to call me the hard R? 01:15:57.020 --> 01:16:01.820 But like, are we fucking serious right now? 01:16:01.820 --> 01:16:02.820 No. 01:16:02.820 --> 01:16:12.700 Okay, then what word? 01:16:12.700 --> 01:16:16.700 It's the normal word. 01:16:16.700 --> 01:16:23.660 Okay, put a smiley face up. 01:16:23.660 --> 01:16:24.660 What? 01:16:24.660 --> 01:16:25.660 Okay. 01:16:25.660 --> 01:16:26.660 Again, Rhys. 01:16:26.660 --> 01:16:31.660 She a baddie with her baddie friends. 01:16:31.660 --> 01:16:34.660 Did he just sing a lyric? 01:16:34.660 --> 01:16:36.660 He just gave a called out vent head. 01:16:36.660 --> 01:16:38.660 She a baddie with her baddie friends. 01:16:56.660 --> 01:16:58.340 Look at the hot tub, Bart. 01:16:58.340 --> 01:17:01.700 No, I said a bathtub. 01:17:01.700 --> 01:17:04.980 Settle the water. 01:17:04.980 --> 01:17:06.860 Felt cute, might delete later. 01:17:06.860 --> 01:17:09.780 Keep going, I'm almost finished. 01:17:09.780 --> 01:17:12.780 All right, I'm going to make one thing clear and very clear. 01:17:12.780 --> 01:17:15.380 If you are masturbating to this right now, you need help. 01:17:15.380 --> 01:17:18.500 Like seriously, if you are actually tugging your Johnson 01:17:18.500 --> 01:17:23.060 to this right now, you need help from him. 01:17:23.060 --> 01:17:25.060 I mean, he's right. 01:17:25.060 --> 01:17:26.220 We do need help. 01:17:26.220 --> 01:17:28.800 We need it to be more visually stimulating. 01:17:28.800 --> 01:17:31.960 Now take your shirt off and fill it with milk, Junko. 01:17:34.460 --> 01:17:35.460 You need help. 01:17:45.080 --> 01:17:46.080 Bro, what?! 01:17:48.240 --> 01:17:49.880 Dude, okay. 01:17:49.880 --> 01:17:53.980 Was this like, was this like an arc that he had? 01:17:53.980 --> 01:18:00.240 Where he would just like, whip out his curled toast every time he would get mad? 01:18:00.240 --> 01:18:02.240 Was this like an arc? 01:18:02.240 --> 01:18:04.240 Yes. 01:18:08.240 --> 01:18:10.240 They call me the Bandit Trick. 01:18:10.240 --> 01:18:12.240 Exquisite expert. 01:18:12.240 --> 01:18:15.240 I am the Bandit Tricking... 01:18:18.240 --> 01:18:20.240 Oh my god, I lost. 01:18:21.240 --> 01:18:23.240 Wait, why did he not just shoot it? 01:18:23.980 --> 01:18:25.980 Is he trolling? 01:18:30.620 --> 01:18:32.940 Bro, why is he not shooting any of this? 01:18:35.860 --> 01:18:37.860 What the fuck was that? 01:18:40.340 --> 01:18:44.940 Bro is the thinker. Bro is thinking 01:18:53.980 --> 01:18:55.980 Oh 01:19:20.380 --> 01:19:22.380 Wait, is he playing a soundboard 01:19:23.980 --> 01:19:25.980 I 01:19:26.780 --> 01:19:28.780 Watch this strategy watch this strategy 01:19:31.620 --> 01:19:33.620 What are there spikes on the ground? 01:19:36.300 --> 01:19:38.700 Don't watch all right damn 01:19:41.580 --> 01:19:47.960 JC if you do a sleep stream, can you collab with my mom bro? I'm bros. I'm not gonna sleep with your mom stop asking 01:19:48.700 --> 01:19:51.100 Storm think of a deprived so I'll stream her 01:19:51.100 --> 01:20:00.300 Dude won't even sleep with his viewers mom dude back when he was single 01:20:00.300 --> 01:20:06.140 out of G2 versus team woodwind bro I'm bros I've said it before and I'll say it 01:20:06.140 --> 01:20:11.620 again I'm bros I am not gonna sleep with your mom can you stop asking guys out of 01:20:11.620 --> 01:20:19.020 curiosity out of curiosity imagine your favorite streamer that's not in a 01:20:19.020 --> 01:20:24.220 relationship. Imagine you found out that this person fucked your mom. Would you 01:20:24.220 --> 01:20:28.660 get mad or would it make you happy? 01:20:34.780 --> 01:20:43.020 I'd be delighted. Not gonna lie. I'd be hard. Alright. 01:20:43.020 --> 01:20:46.700 I'm bros. I'm bros. I'm not gonna sleep with your mom, dude. 01:20:48.700 --> 01:20:49.820 Exo de Varro. 01:20:51.660 --> 01:20:55.420 Just take her on one date, please. She loves you. Bro, I'm bros. 01:20:56.140 --> 01:21:00.300 I'm bros, stop. I'm not taking your mom on a f***ing date, dude. 01:21:01.180 --> 01:21:02.140 Jordan McGregor and so- 01:21:02.140 --> 01:21:02.780 Bro, I'm bros- 01:21:02.780 --> 01:21:03.820 WHAAAAAT?! 01:21:04.460 --> 01:21:05.180 Oh my god. 01:21:06.460 --> 01:21:12.780 I just realized the creator of Rainbow Six Siege is the Twitch CEO's brother. 01:21:13.020 --> 01:21:21.540 Bro, fucking Tom Clancy and Dan Clancy. 01:21:21.540 --> 01:21:26.340 What the fuck? 01:21:26.340 --> 01:21:28.420 Mio! 01:21:28.420 --> 01:21:34.540 Stop, like seriously dude, Jesus. 01:21:34.540 --> 01:21:38.780 Maybe pull back with some study hold and control with some pressure up on the back of the 01:21:38.780 --> 01:21:39.780 loan attack. 01:21:39.780 --> 01:21:40.780 We've been able to rotate out. 01:21:40.780 --> 01:21:44.780 It's those little moments there for MMM where they ended up costing them. 01:21:44.780 --> 01:21:47.460 Bro, um bros, you've been asking that for four hours. 01:21:47.460 --> 01:21:48.460 Jinx the opinions. 01:21:48.460 --> 01:21:56.140 Bro, um bros, um bros, um bros, um bros, I'm not going to sleep with you, I'm not going 01:21:56.140 --> 01:21:57.140 to sleep with you. 01:21:57.140 --> 01:22:02.820 Dude, why is half of the funniest jinxing clips of all time? 01:22:02.820 --> 01:22:08.820 him convincing umbrose that he doesn't want to fuck his mom 01:22:08.820 --> 01:22:16.260 um I'm not gonna sleep with your dad okay umbrose stop being asking 01:22:17.660 --> 01:22:22.980 jinxie can you sleep with my mom instead guys no guys I'm not sleeping with 01:22:22.980 --> 01:22:29.540 anybody's mom's okay stop please oh we got a game chat clip dear lord heavenly 01:22:29.540 --> 01:22:34.420 Father please give these gamers the love strength support and positivity to not be toxic gamers 01:22:35.140 --> 01:22:38.500 And be positive encouraging gamers in the game chat. Please and thank you 01:22:39.140 --> 01:22:42.420 Thank you for another blessing day lord. We love you so much 01:22:43.540 --> 01:22:46.340 I am not in danger skyler 01:22:47.940 --> 01:22:51.940 I am the breaking god man open this door and get shot 01:22:53.380 --> 01:22:56.980 No, I am the one who knocks 01:22:59.540 --> 01:23:09.540 What is he eating? 01:23:09.540 --> 01:23:26.540 I thought it was going to get out of my mouth. 01:23:26.540 --> 01:23:28.540 But he's probably even eating the wing! 01:23:35.660 --> 01:23:38.160 He fucking one shot it! 01:23:39.080 --> 01:23:40.840 WHAAAAT?! 01:23:50.540 --> 01:23:51.740 Fuck that! 01:23:51.740 --> 01:24:06.980 Where! No, where. Where! Oh my god! Is that Tom Breedy? 01:24:06.980 --> 01:24:15.100 Documated! 01:24:15.100 --> 01:24:21.340 In the mathematical equation of you repelling into the balcony I actually, time to... 01:24:21.340 --> 01:24:24.340 Wait, wh-what even was that? 01:24:24.340 --> 01:24:27.340 Yes, Jack, keep cheating, keep cheating, Jack, keep cheating. 01:24:27.340 --> 01:24:30.340 Keep cheating, Jack, keep cheating, thank you, Jack, keep cheating. 01:24:31.340 --> 01:24:33.340 What can you miss, this? 01:24:36.340 --> 01:24:40.340 Oh, it's you. Whatever you do, don't... 01:24:42.340 --> 01:24:45.340 Oh no! Wally had an accident! 01:24:45.340 --> 01:24:47.340 Oh man, that's cute, Wally! 01:24:47.340 --> 01:24:48.340 What the fuck? 01:24:48.340 --> 01:24:51.340 Do you know what a time zone is, G? 01:24:51.340 --> 01:24:54.340 It's 425PM EST, okay? 01:24:54.340 --> 01:24:57.340 Bro, he said 420! 01:24:57.340 --> 01:25:01.340 If you look at your phone on your time, it's going to correlate to my time. 01:25:01.340 --> 01:25:06.340 If you ask if it's live again, I will personally band you. 01:25:06.340 --> 01:25:09.340 Nobody else, me, myself, personally! 01:25:09.340 --> 01:25:11.340 BAMB YOU! 01:25:11.340 --> 01:25:14.340 NOBODY ELSE! ME MYSELF PERSONALLY! 01:25:14.340 --> 01:25:16.340 TORONTO TORONTO TORONTO 01:25:18.340 --> 01:25:21.340 Bro, why does he always BM, man? 01:25:21.340 --> 01:25:24.340 Welcome to the Square of St. Maros. 01:25:24.340 --> 01:25:28.340 My name is Gustavo, but you can call me Gus. 01:25:29.340 --> 01:25:32.340 You are done. 01:25:32.340 --> 01:25:34.340 Do not show your face at the laundry again. 01:25:34.340 --> 01:25:37.340 Bro, how does he speak perfect Japanese? 01:25:39.340 --> 01:25:52.340 I killed them all, they're dead. 01:25:52.340 --> 01:25:53.820 That was Mexican? 01:25:53.820 --> 01:25:54.820 Really? 01:25:54.820 --> 01:26:00.420 And not just the men, no, but the women. 01:26:00.420 --> 01:26:07.780 Bro, I'm not gonna lie to you, it took me marrying a Latina to realize that people spoke 01:26:07.780 --> 01:26:13.120 Spanish and countries that weren't just Mexico because at one point I gave Laura 01:26:13.120 --> 01:26:17.500 like a taco and I'm like here it's for your culture and then she looked at me 01:26:17.500 --> 01:26:22.060 and she's like dude I'm Colombian and I was like you speak Spanish right like 01:26:22.060 --> 01:26:25.540 it's Mexican it's all the same now and then she's like dude you are fucking 01:26:25.540 --> 01:26:30.700 retarded and I was like oh and the best part about it was I made her pay for the 01:26:30.700 --> 01:26:35.380 taco as well because I put it in the grocery cart and she was paying that day 01:26:35.380 --> 01:26:41.720 So she paid for her own like present that I gave her and it wasn't even the right one 01:26:42.060 --> 01:26:44.060 Wait, let me so I can have you guys 01:26:44.100 --> 01:26:46.100 Like baby 01:26:46.420 --> 01:26:47.920 Oh 01:26:47.920 --> 01:26:50.320 Baby show them the taco. I got you 01:26:50.320 --> 01:26:57.320 you 01:27:04.880 --> 01:27:07.880 holy american moment 01:27:07.880 --> 01:27:10.880 i'm canadian 01:27:10.880 --> 01:27:13.880 you didn't get me this taco 01:27:13.880 --> 01:27:15.880 you just put it in the shopping cart 01:27:15.880 --> 01:27:17.880 and made me buy it myself 01:27:17.880 --> 01:27:20.720 You said it's a gift to my heritage. 01:27:20.720 --> 01:27:22.760 Colombians don't even eat tacos. 01:27:22.760 --> 01:27:26.200 Speak Mexican now. 01:27:26.200 --> 01:27:27.320 No. 01:27:27.320 --> 01:27:28.560 It's not called Mexican. 01:27:31.480 --> 01:27:33.320 Oh. 01:27:33.320 --> 01:27:36.040 I'm not Mexican. 01:27:36.040 --> 01:27:36.600 It's OK. 01:27:36.600 --> 01:27:37.320 I love you. 01:27:37.320 --> 01:27:38.280 Why would you say? 01:27:38.280 --> 01:27:40.760 Why are you always doing this? 01:27:40.760 --> 01:27:43.320 I'm not Mexican. 01:27:43.320 --> 01:27:43.880 OK. 01:27:43.880 --> 01:27:44.880 Look. 01:27:44.880 --> 01:27:47.080 Look at this silly dance I'm about to do. 01:27:47.080 --> 01:27:49.080 Do the loopy dance! 01:27:49.080 --> 01:27:51.080 Do the loopy dance! 01:27:55.080 --> 01:27:56.080 Fanny? 01:27:56.080 --> 01:27:57.080 Ow! Fuck! 01:28:07.080 --> 01:28:08.080 Alright. 01:28:08.080 --> 01:28:31.640 I feel like he's at the level where it's like they would lowkey want him, no? 01:28:31.640 --> 01:28:36.800 Bro, if they're gonna fucking bring Addison Ray into fucking movies, dude, as a singer 01:28:36.800 --> 01:28:41.760 and she fucking sings like a dying horse, then we might as well have him too, no? 01:28:41.760 --> 01:28:42.640 Real talk. 01:28:53.680 --> 01:29:04.000 Your glaze for Junko is generational. Dude, it's not even glazing. He would be a great actor, 01:29:04.000 --> 01:29:11.000 unironically 01:29:12.500 --> 01:29:16.000 bro goes to the gym every day and has no abs 01:29:16.000 --> 01:29:19.680 okay bro wakes up every morning and still hates his life 01:29:19.680 --> 01:29:24.920 now now what CX now what bro wakes up every morning so fucking hates his life 01:29:24.920 --> 01:29:26.000 cheers CX 01:29:26.000 --> 01:29:33.000 now what are you gonna fucking say you fucking piece of shit 01:29:34.000 --> 01:29:36.060 you 01:30:04.000 --> 01:30:06.060 you 01:30:34.000 --> 01:30:36.060 you 01:31:04.000 --> 01:31:06.060 you 01:31:34.000 --> 01:31:36.060 you 01:32:04.000 --> 01:32:06.060 you 01:32:34.000 --> 01:32:59.860 I infiltrated Don't us his mansion 01:32:59.860 --> 01:33:06.860 Dude, see, what the fuck is this stupid shit? 01:33:06.860 --> 01:33:11.860 Okay, I did. 01:33:11.860 --> 01:33:18.860 I'm feeling dizzy. 01:33:18.860 --> 01:33:23.860 I need to leave. 01:33:23.860 --> 01:33:28.860 Guys, I hope you know that this is my editor. 01:33:28.860 --> 01:33:35.180 So instead of editing videos, right, now we can sit there and post on the channels, right? 01:33:35.180 --> 01:33:37.500 This is what he spends his time doing. 01:33:38.620 --> 01:33:41.020 Fucking god damn it, YAAAAN! 01:33:41.020 --> 01:33:43.340 Let's watch it though. Okay, it's looking like a juicer. 01:33:52.220 --> 01:33:54.220 Okay, this is AI generated. 01:33:58.860 --> 01:34:03.180 Hello guys, it's Sysed Young back with another banger. 01:34:03.180 --> 01:34:07.340 Today, I will leak 11 more Dante Multiverse variations. 01:34:07.340 --> 01:34:09.860 If you haven't, go watch part 1. 01:34:09.860 --> 01:34:10.860 Update to original Dante. 01:34:10.860 --> 01:34:14.860 Previously, the original Dante had a 100,000 power level on his base form. 01:34:14.860 --> 01:34:19.260 However, as time passed by, he acquired a new transformation stronger than the Asylum 01:34:19.260 --> 01:34:20.260 Dante. 01:34:20.260 --> 01:34:24.660 This new transformation is called Palm Beach Dantes, better known as Top Island Laner. 01:34:24.660 --> 01:34:27.500 This transformation can turn Dante's immune to death in jail. 01:34:27.500 --> 01:34:28.500 10 out of 10. 01:34:28.500 --> 01:34:33.820 Number 11 Pokemon Dante's the Pokemon dude. I do not look like that guy. It was a good idea 01:34:33.820 --> 01:34:40.020 Are you fucking retarded which translates to I literally look nothing like this with number 10? 01:34:40.020 --> 01:34:44.700 We have League of Legends Dante's riot love Dante. Yeah, one block on time with pain to nails 01:34:44.700 --> 01:34:50.780 We don't talk about that time. This would confirm the ship between Garen and Lou. Okay. I actually look like it 01:34:50.780 --> 01:34:52.660 No Dante from the game dm 01:34:52.660 --> 01:34:58.660 Dude! I actually look like him! I look like Dante, bro! And my name is Thontes! 01:34:58.660 --> 01:35:03.660 In this universe, Dante is half demon, and he constantly fights demons as they try to kill him. 01:35:03.660 --> 01:35:04.660 999 out of 10. 01:35:04.660 --> 01:35:12.660 Wait, unironically, isn't that literally just me? But instead it's the voices in my head on League of Legends? 01:35:12.660 --> 01:35:21.660 Like, am I not living the real-life Dante's Inferno, but it's literally just like Summoner's Rift and Sud? 01:35:21.660 --> 01:35:23.660 Number eight Dante Pan once again 01:35:25.100 --> 01:35:29.620 Like the movie is about a heck of remain that never wanted to leave challenging part in penis touching story 01:35:34.180 --> 01:35:38.540 This is crazy sees you're retarded. This is crazy 01:35:39.680 --> 01:35:41.180 like 01:35:41.180 --> 01:35:44.260 Did this this like no, this is crazy 01:35:45.380 --> 01:35:46.340 and 01:35:46.340 --> 01:35:52.240 And then you put a fucking infographic with all the- dude, this is- 01:35:52.240 --> 01:35:57.240 67. He makes his living, making TikToks and posting content online like original Dante's. 01:35:57.240 --> 01:35:58.240 He is very famous. 01:35:58.240 --> 01:35:59.140 One out of one. 01:35:59.140 --> 01:35:59.940 Number 6. 01:35:59.940 --> 01:36:01.140 B.U.S. Dante's. 01:36:01.140 --> 01:36:02.540 Mostly known as Euro Dante's. 01:36:02.540 --> 01:36:04.540 This Dante variation lives in the UK, 01:36:04.540 --> 01:36:07.640 and it has a barcode on his username while he smirks in NaPislo. 01:36:07.640 --> 01:36:10.740 He claims his region is the best but can't space glide in Emerald. 01:36:10.740 --> 01:36:11.740 2 out of 10. 01:36:11.740 --> 01:36:12.540 Number 5. 01:36:12.540 --> 01:36:13.740 Argentinian Dante's. 01:36:13.740 --> 01:36:16.140 This Dante variation was born and raised in Argentina. 01:36:16.140 --> 01:36:18.840 He is the cousin of Messi, and loves football and racism. 01:36:18.840 --> 01:36:21.200 This Dante also met the love of his life during his 20s. 01:36:21.200 --> 01:36:25.240 This is a good signal that your soulmate will follow you in every dimension and universe. 01:36:25.240 --> 01:36:26.740 69 out of 69. 01:36:26.740 --> 01:36:27.640 Number 3. 01:36:27.640 --> 01:36:28.640 Mexican Dante. 01:36:28.640 --> 01:36:30.240 As the previous Dante, he was born in... 01:36:30.240 --> 01:36:35.040 Wait! That guy actually looks like me and he copied my thing with fucking plushies. 01:36:35.040 --> 01:36:36.040 That's crazy. 01:36:36.040 --> 01:36:37.840 In Canada, in this case, Mexico. 01:36:37.840 --> 01:36:40.340 This Dante followed the same path as the original Dante's, 01:36:40.340 --> 01:36:42.940 and started posting videos of him doing things to his plushies. 01:36:42.940 --> 01:36:44.740 10 out of 10, and Viva Mexico. 01:36:44.740 --> 01:36:46.780 Wait, what if it's a genetic thing? 01:36:46.780 --> 01:36:48.340 Like if you look like people, 01:36:48.340 --> 01:36:50.900 even if you live in completely different places 01:36:50.900 --> 01:36:53.340 and you've never heard of them before, 01:36:53.340 --> 01:36:56.380 you guys just act in similar ways. 01:36:56.380 --> 01:36:58.820 Do you guys think that that could be a real thing? 01:37:00.900 --> 01:37:02.740 Like, could that be a genetics thing? 01:37:02.740 --> 01:37:04.100 Like if you look like somebody, 01:37:04.100 --> 01:37:05.980 then you're just gonna act like them? 01:37:11.700 --> 01:37:13.100 Bro, that would be crazy. 01:37:13.100 --> 01:37:16.740 Time Traveler Dante, or maybe who knows, Dante real father. 01:37:16.740 --> 01:37:17.240 This Dante- 01:37:17.240 --> 01:37:19.240 HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THIS?! 01:37:19.240 --> 01:37:20.160 ...the real father of Dante. 01:37:20.160 --> 01:37:22.660 However, the only information we have is that he is Mexican. 01:37:22.660 --> 01:37:24.000 Like 90% of the Dante- 01:37:24.000 --> 01:37:26.000 AND WHY ARE THEY ALL MEDICANS?! 01:37:26.000 --> 01:37:29.400 LETS YOU JUST FIND THESE POOP ON YOUR FOREY YOU PAGE, DUDE! 01:37:32.200 --> 01:37:35.000 Successful in life and doesn't need anything else in life. 01:37:35.000 --> 01:37:37.800 1950 out of 10. Honorable mention. 01:37:37.800 --> 01:37:38.840 Mickey Mouse Dante. 01:37:38.840 --> 01:37:39.340 Okay. 01:37:39.340 --> 01:37:41.140 In this video, we showed you Disney Pixar Dante- 01:37:41.140 --> 01:37:43.140 DON'T SAY AYE! 01:37:43.140 --> 01:37:44.140 Okay, brother- 01:37:44.140 --> 01:37:48.140 Okay, the antagonist of the movie, a goofy movie, the details are very accurate. 01:37:48.140 --> 01:37:52.140 67 out of 67, honorable mention to alcoholic Dante. 01:37:52.140 --> 01:37:53.140 This Dante is also Mexican. 01:37:53.140 --> 01:37:54.140 He was found sleeping. 01:37:54.140 --> 01:37:57.140 Dude, I'm gonna be honest. 01:37:57.140 --> 01:38:02.140 Finding a picture of a random, homeless, alcoholic Mexican guy 01:38:02.140 --> 01:38:08.140 and including it in a Dante's multiverse compilation is wild. 01:38:08.140 --> 01:38:13.140 Like even by your standards, the bottle? 01:38:13.140 --> 01:38:18.640 Like drunk in a public park with other three girls, W. Drunky Dante, Honorable Mention 3, 01:38:18.640 --> 01:38:23.140 Disney, Riot, The Simpsons creator, Pixar, who else is fan of Dante? 01:38:23.140 --> 01:38:26.140 Yes, Angry Birds, Angry Birds Dante's. 01:38:26.140 --> 01:38:34.140 Okay, you are an idiot, dude. 01:38:34.140 --> 01:38:41.140 Like, are you retarded? 01:38:41.140 --> 01:38:48.700 It's literally just a facial hair, and not even that, cause he doesn't even have a mustache! 01:38:48.700 --> 01:38:53.740 Fired in the Dante with facial hair after twenty years of a long time. 01:38:53.740 --> 01:38:56.420 And finally, number one. 01:38:56.420 --> 01:38:59.300 This one was very hidden inside Dante Laboratory. 01:38:59.300 --> 01:39:02.380 I almost die stealing this information, but it is worth it. 01:39:02.380 --> 01:39:03.780 Now here it is. 01:39:03.780 --> 01:39:04.780 Number one. 01:39:04.780 --> 01:39:09.780 I cannot allow you to keep exposing my secrets, Saseit Yon. 01:39:09.780 --> 01:39:15.780 Dude, that's not real, that's fake. 01:39:15.780 --> 01:39:17.780 I'm living in a fucking dreamland. 01:39:17.780 --> 01:39:22.780 Like, the things that are happening to me right now, they're not real. 01:39:22.780 --> 01:39:24.780 They're not real! 01:39:26.780 --> 01:39:27.780 Number one. 01:39:27.780 --> 01:39:28.780 Chinese Dante. 01:39:28.780 --> 01:39:31.780 His social crest is skyrocketing like it's lead of legends LP. 01:39:31.780 --> 01:39:37.240 He is a good civilian and loves posting content on Chinese TikTok. However, his biggest secret is that he is 01:39:42.960 --> 01:39:44.960 Did 01:39:54.740 --> 01:39:56.740 What is the fuck is this 01:40:01.780 --> 01:40:12.680 You who are guided by fate and you who are seen on top of the ladder, hear us. 01:40:12.680 --> 01:40:14.180 At the command of C.O. 01:40:14.180 --> 01:40:17.820 Trinamere, we sages guard the gate of Challenger rank. 01:40:17.820 --> 01:40:19.820 You seek it, but the health of N.A. 01:40:19.820 --> 01:40:24.660 Solkyu has been fragmented by mighty Turgish magic. 01:40:24.660 --> 01:40:31.540 That magic is a dark power that only he possesses. 01:40:31.540 --> 01:40:38.540 His name? 01:40:38.540 --> 01:40:46.260 Dewin. 01:40:46.260 --> 01:40:54.980 He is a heckerman who desires rank one, the leader of the demons. 01:40:54.980 --> 01:40:59.220 He was known as the Demon King, an evil magic fielder renowned for his ruthlessness and 01:40:59.220 --> 01:41:16.740 mechanics. But he is retarded. That's how God nerfed me. In all this fury and might, 01:41:16.740 --> 01:41:23.860 he was blind to any danger, and transferred too much. Okay, so for those that are unaware, 01:41:23.860 --> 01:41:27.620 back in the day you could transfer your account to another region, and then transferred back 01:41:27.620 --> 01:41:32.500 to original region and it would put you in placements where you would be able to then 01:41:32.500 --> 01:41:39.540 like redo your placements again and get unlimited LP. But the thing is that after I started tweeting 01:41:39.540 --> 01:41:46.420 about it Riot actually banned me. I'm not kidding. They banned me and I was the first person to ever 01:41:46.420 --> 01:41:48.420 be banned for that ever. 01:41:51.220 --> 01:41:54.220 JINXI IS NOT GOING! 01:41:58.220 --> 01:42:02.220 JINXI IS currently watching people die in natural disasters. 01:42:02.220 --> 01:42:05.500 You're pretty coming down into the game, boy. 01:42:05.500 --> 01:42:07.980 You're pretty sick, Spat. 01:42:16.220 --> 01:42:18.060 Damn, 2021. 01:42:18.060 --> 01:42:19.980 Bro, that was like five years ago. 01:42:25.420 --> 01:42:26.860 That's the build I innovated. 01:42:26.860 --> 01:42:27.820 Chemtech Batman. 01:42:32.220 --> 01:42:35.220 I wanna please stop, you son of a... 01:42:43.220 --> 01:42:48.220 By some divine prank, I need to work my chance though. 01:42:49.220 --> 01:42:50.220 Thank you. 01:42:51.220 --> 01:42:53.220 I wanna please stop, you son of a... 01:42:53.220 --> 01:42:55.220 Wait, I need to try so much. 01:42:55.220 --> 01:42:57.220 Mmm... 01:42:57.220 --> 01:42:59.220 That's... 01:42:59.220 --> 01:43:01.220 Gotta suck... 01:43:01.220 --> 01:43:03.220 AAAAAAAAHHH! 01:43:03.220 --> 01:43:05.220 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 01:43:35.220 --> 01:44:00.220 So let me show you how it's done. 01:44:00.220 --> 01:44:12.140 This is my original League of Legends account. 01:44:12.140 --> 01:44:16.500 Return one day. 01:44:16.500 --> 01:44:18.740 Banned in Season 12. 01:44:18.740 --> 01:44:25.100 God damn bro! 01:44:25.100 --> 01:44:27.100 It was the OG 01:44:33.100 --> 01:44:35.100 It's not his fucking dad! 01:44:35.100 --> 01:44:36.100 It's fucking dad! 01:44:36.100 --> 01:44:37.100 It's fucking dad! 01:44:37.100 --> 01:44:39.100 Look at him! 01:44:41.100 --> 01:44:43.100 Alright 01:44:43.100 --> 01:44:47.100 Guys, do you know what I'm gonna make you watch now? 01:44:47.100 --> 01:44:55.480 a video that another editor made while I finished my eating 01:44:55.480 --> 01:45:07.040 What the fuck is this one? 01:45:07.040 --> 01:45:09.040 I 01:45:20.640 --> 01:45:25.320 Was going to run before here a crash for you guys a new video now 01:45:29.880 --> 01:45:31.880 What the fuck is this 01:45:37.040 --> 01:45:40.560 It's actually it's actually like my own 01:45:45.120 --> 01:45:49.040 I was like the first thing that ever was like I need to change how I am 01:45:56.720 --> 01:46:01.600 Reform yeah, only was bad bro only was like really bad 01:46:01.600 --> 01:46:09.240 And I always used to be on like incel and black pill forums 01:46:10.920 --> 01:46:12.920 But then we reformed an hour better 01:46:26.520 --> 01:46:29.040 So it looks max there now I'm not anymore 01:46:31.600 --> 01:46:38.880 The problem with looks maxing is that's an ideology that just makes you objectify yourself 01:46:38.880 --> 01:46:42.460 and think they're not worth anything except for what you can be perceived out of surface 01:46:42.460 --> 01:46:43.460 level. 01:46:43.460 --> 01:46:51.160 And the only people that actually ascribe to it are people like myself that deep down 01:46:51.160 --> 01:46:56.320 desire for people to look at them past that surface level, right? 01:46:56.320 --> 01:47:01.240 So as a result, it's like you're subscribing to mentality that's just always going to keep 01:47:01.240 --> 01:47:08.240 you unhappy you know I mean so that's why you can look better but you'll never be happy 01:47:31.240 --> 01:47:34.960 As long as I say something, I just keep existing when I'm lost. 01:47:34.960 --> 01:47:37.600 It's almost like he's on an extended wet trip. 01:47:37.600 --> 01:47:38.440 You know what I mean? 01:47:38.440 --> 01:47:41.080 I'm like, when you go by your friends outside, 01:47:41.080 --> 01:47:43.920 it's like, oh, maybe he's just one of your story. 01:47:43.920 --> 01:47:44.920 Something like that. 01:47:44.920 --> 01:47:46.960 But you can raise yourself and be gassed at yourself 01:47:46.960 --> 01:47:49.880 and just say, oh, there's nothing wrong with this. 01:47:49.880 --> 01:47:53.120 But why are you so fucking old, kid? 01:47:53.120 --> 01:47:54.600 You can't! 01:47:54.600 --> 01:47:58.040 You can't gass at yourself into thinking you're winning! 01:47:58.040 --> 01:48:02.200 Because there's literal out-the-cut-offs, and you can't escape the same thing. 01:48:02.200 --> 01:48:08.640 You can't escape the target as you can't escape the same shirt. 01:48:10.640 --> 01:48:11.440 Wait. 01:48:15.640 --> 01:48:19.640 When you actually write it literally as, no way. 01:48:19.640 --> 01:48:27.640 Why is it so easy? You can't escape! You got first-timing-wise ADC! When your team is 5P! 01:48:29.640 --> 01:48:31.640 You can't escape that! Can't run! 01:48:33.640 --> 01:48:35.640 You can't run! 01:48:38.640 --> 01:48:43.640 And essentially what I'm going to do by the end of the show is I'm going to go with the fucking handle. 01:48:49.640 --> 01:48:55.900 You know what kind of makes me sad sometimes to think? 01:48:55.900 --> 01:49:00.540 I've been going to gym everyday for the last 8 years and my physique unironically looks 01:49:00.540 --> 01:49:02.760 the same way I did 5 years ago. 01:49:02.760 --> 01:49:05.260 And it just makes me think like... 01:49:05.260 --> 01:49:06.260 Like... 01:49:06.260 --> 01:49:10.260 It looks even worse now! 01:49:10.260 --> 01:49:11.260 Alright. 01:49:11.260 --> 01:49:16.260 Man, fuck you, bro! 01:49:16.260 --> 01:49:18.260 Fuck you bro! 01:49:24.260 --> 01:49:26.260 Oh look at this Rengar play! 01:49:26.260 --> 01:49:28.260 Oh my f***ing mattress. 01:49:28.260 --> 01:49:30.260 Okay. 01:49:43.260 --> 01:49:45.260 That was probably my worst clip ever. 01:49:45.260 --> 01:49:47.260 I'm not even kidding. 01:49:48.260 --> 01:49:51.260 JD is calling? Wait, is he really? 01:49:51.260 --> 01:49:53.260 I 01:50:05.660 --> 01:50:06.940 Dot that's 01:50:06.940 --> 01:50:08.540 Yo, what's up? 01:50:08.540 --> 01:50:11.640 Today is the day bro. Jinx. Today is the fucking day 01:50:11.860 --> 01:50:19.300 Will you prove all of the doubters all of the naysayers wrong and you reach challenger dot that's 01:50:19.300 --> 01:50:25.500 Jingsy, Jingsy, talk to me papa. 01:50:25.500 --> 01:50:29.500 How did you sleep last night and I want you to be honest. 01:50:29.500 --> 01:50:30.500 Not that good. 01:50:30.500 --> 01:50:31.500 I slept. 01:50:31.500 --> 01:50:39.100 Actually, I slept 8 hours, I just woke up and felt weird, but I'm good, I'm good bro. 01:50:39.100 --> 01:50:41.060 How about you? 01:50:41.060 --> 01:50:44.500 I slept Jingsy. 01:50:44.500 --> 01:50:53.020 good not bad but I slept as a fucking failure do you understand me what do you 01:50:53.020 --> 01:50:58.220 mean what I mean Jinx is that people don't remember Genghis Khan for the 01:50:58.220 --> 01:51:02.980 countries that he almost he almost conquered people don't remember Epstein 01:51:02.980 --> 01:51:05.660 for the scientific discoveries. 01:51:05.660 --> 01:51:06.500 Hey, hey, hey. 01:51:06.500 --> 01:51:07.340 Almost this. 01:51:07.340 --> 01:51:08.620 He's a scientist! 01:51:12.460 --> 01:51:13.660 Jensie! 01:51:13.660 --> 01:51:14.900 He's a scientist. 01:51:14.900 --> 01:51:18.100 He created gravity. 01:51:18.100 --> 01:51:20.260 You're thinking of Isaac Newton. 01:51:24.420 --> 01:51:26.860 What? 01:51:26.860 --> 01:51:28.100 Continue. 01:51:28.100 --> 01:51:28.980 OK. 01:51:28.980 --> 01:51:33.780 People don't remember him for the scientific discoveries 01:51:33.780 --> 01:51:37.060 he almost discovered, Jinxie. 01:51:37.060 --> 01:51:43.060 People don't remember murderers for the victims 01:51:43.060 --> 01:51:45.620 that they almost killed. 01:51:45.620 --> 01:51:50.500 And as such, people will never remember the grandmaster 01:51:50.500 --> 01:51:54.820 players for the times that they almost had challenger. 01:51:54.820 --> 01:51:59.420 So as a result, Jinxie, yes, I went to better failure, 01:51:59.420 --> 01:52:01.300 but I woke up this morning and I said, 01:52:01.300 --> 01:52:03.000 I will not fail again. 01:52:04.540 --> 01:52:07.140 I will not fail again, mom. 01:52:08.060 --> 01:52:13.060 I will learn to stop people from dying. 01:52:15.940 --> 01:52:20.940 I will learn to stop my teammates from hitting. 01:52:20.940 --> 01:52:22.940 I'M HANDIN' TAG! 01:52:22.940 --> 01:52:24.940 Okay. 01:52:24.940 --> 01:52:26.940 Jantess? 01:52:26.940 --> 01:52:28.940 Yup. 01:52:28.940 --> 01:52:30.940 I'm gonna need you to step away from your setup for a moment. 01:52:30.940 --> 01:52:32.940 Okay. 01:52:32.940 --> 01:52:34.940 Jantess? 01:52:34.940 --> 01:52:36.940 Jinksy. 01:52:36.940 --> 01:52:38.940 It's just a video game, bro. 01:52:38.940 --> 01:52:40.940 Oh, relax. 01:52:40.940 --> 01:52:42.940 It's just a video game, huh? 01:52:42.940 --> 01:52:44.940 It's just a video game, huh, Jinksy? 01:52:44.940 --> 01:52:46.940 Oh, no. 01:52:46.940 --> 01:52:48.940 Jinksy. 01:52:48.940 --> 01:52:55.540 Jynxie, if a little boy comes up to you and he starts crying, Jynxie, Jynxie, my dog just died. 01:52:55.540 --> 01:53:00.940 What are you going to tell him? It's just an animal? If a woman comes up to you and she says, 01:53:00.940 --> 01:53:07.300 my car just got towed, what are you going to tell her? It's just a vehicle? It's like Jynxie, 01:53:07.300 --> 01:53:10.100 Do you not get hanged on? 01:53:10.100 --> 01:53:12.500 It's not just a game. 01:53:12.500 --> 01:53:17.100 It's not just pixels on a screen. 01:53:17.100 --> 01:53:21.500 It's the emotions that you ascribe to them. 01:53:21.500 --> 01:53:28.500 It's the mental connections and the links that you create. 01:53:28.500 --> 01:53:29.900 So no, Jinxy. 01:53:29.900 --> 01:53:32.600 It's not just a game, bro. 01:53:32.600 --> 01:53:34.300 It's not. 01:53:34.300 --> 01:53:36.500 It's more than that. 01:53:36.500 --> 01:53:41.060 It's passion, it's drive, it's desire. 01:53:42.420 --> 01:53:47.420 It's the urge to improve, to overcome, and to conquer. 01:53:49.660 --> 01:53:51.220 It's pride. 01:53:52.980 --> 01:53:54.420 Do you get it? 01:53:55.780 --> 01:53:57.200 Yeah, yes, I'm sorry. 01:53:57.200 --> 01:53:58.480 Okay, Don Tess. 01:54:01.220 --> 01:54:03.620 It's, okay, oh my God. 01:54:03.620 --> 01:54:04.460 Oh my God. 01:54:04.460 --> 01:54:09.460 Is there a way that I could see your camera in Discord? 01:54:09.460 --> 01:54:13.460 Yep, I got you. 01:54:13.460 --> 01:54:19.460 Now, Dante, those two outcomes of this next game, and I want to know your response to both. 01:54:19.460 --> 01:54:25.460 Yep, I think you're going to win in Reach Challenger or you're going to lose in Not Reach Challenger. 01:54:25.460 --> 01:54:32.460 What would you do if you won in Reach Challenger and what would you do if you lost and didn't reach Challenger? 01:54:32.460 --> 01:54:47.980 Okay, so if I won and I hit challenger I would sit back in my chair and for the 01:54:47.980 --> 01:54:53.580 first time in a while I would think to myself I did it and then I would watch 01:54:53.580 --> 01:54:59.900 you boot up a few games of league I'd sit there I'd coach you I'd get you to 01:54:59.900 --> 01:55:09.020 bronze to Changsé. And then at about 8.30 I'd end the stream, bring my wife to 01:55:09.020 --> 01:55:14.060 watch a movie together, go on a nice little date night, and then go to sleep 01:55:14.060 --> 01:55:22.300 tonight happy. And if I lose, I'm gonna take the 44 magnum that I have in my 01:55:22.300 --> 01:55:25.900 drawer right beside me, I'm gonna load six rounds in the chamber and I'm gonna 01:55:25.900 --> 01:55:32.300 play Russian roulette live on camera in front of everyone for the world to see in game in game 01:55:35.420 --> 01:55:41.340 okay so basically this next game of league of legends is the most important game of your entire 01:55:41.340 --> 01:55:51.980 life jingsy if i lose this game of league of legends there will never be another game of league 01:55:55.900 --> 01:56:04.200 Yo, yo, bro. Come on. You got to relax bro. Listen if you lose it's okay as long as you just keep trying 01:56:04.940 --> 01:56:06.940 You don't give up 01:56:08.340 --> 01:56:11.380 You just don't give up bro. You don't give up dude, and you'll get it 01:56:12.020 --> 01:56:16.020 But Jynxie what happens when the pain becomes too much to bear man 01:56:16.460 --> 01:56:20.980 What happens when the only thing you can do is think about giving up because 01:56:20.980 --> 01:56:24.940 because trudging forward just seems too miserable 01:56:24.940 --> 01:56:26.440 to continue as your journey. 01:56:26.440 --> 01:56:27.280 What plan? 01:56:30.900 --> 01:56:33.580 You get up and you try again, all right? 01:56:35.100 --> 01:56:35.940 That's it. 01:56:35.940 --> 01:56:37.820 I don't want you to be driving off any cliffs tonight 01:56:37.820 --> 01:56:39.660 if you don't get your challenge regain, all right? 01:56:39.660 --> 01:56:40.940 Relax. 01:56:40.940 --> 01:56:43.460 If you lose, you're only two out, okay? 01:56:43.460 --> 01:56:45.400 Well, Jinx, it's gonna be hard to drive a car 01:56:45.400 --> 01:56:47.220 with a fucking revolve around, 01:56:47.220 --> 01:56:48.980 embedded into the back of my skull. 01:56:48.980 --> 01:56:49.940 Oh god! 01:56:50.180 --> 01:56:51.300 I did it again! 01:56:51.300 --> 01:56:51.980 I did it again! 01:56:51.980 --> 01:56:53.660 I did it again! 01:56:53.660 --> 01:56:55.660 Not in real life, not in real life, obviously. 01:56:55.660 --> 01:56:56.660 Okay. 01:56:56.660 --> 01:56:57.660 Okay. 01:56:57.660 --> 01:57:01.460 What I need to do is I need to add a delay, and I want you to randomly queue in the next 01:57:01.460 --> 01:57:03.460 five minutes, just so you don't get sniped. 01:57:03.460 --> 01:57:04.460 Okay? 01:57:04.460 --> 01:57:05.460 Alright, I'm putting the delay on two. 01:57:05.460 --> 01:57:06.460 30 seconds enabled! 01:57:06.460 --> 01:57:07.940 30 seconds enabled! 01:57:07.940 --> 01:57:09.900 If you lose, you're only two out, okay? 01:57:09.900 --> 01:57:14.500 Well, Jinx, it's gonna be hard to drive a car with a fucking revolve around embedded 01:57:14.500 --> 01:57:15.860 into the back of my skull. 01:57:15.860 --> 01:57:16.860 Oh god! 01:57:16.860 --> 01:57:17.860 I did it again! 01:57:17.860 --> 01:57:18.860 I did it again! 01:57:18.860 --> 01:57:22.860 No, not in real life, not in real life, obviously. 01:57:22.860 --> 01:57:28.020 Okay, what I need to do is I need to add a delay and I want you to randomly queue in 01:57:28.020 --> 01:57:30.340 the next five minutes just so you don't get sniped. 01:57:30.340 --> 01:57:32.340 Okay, I'm putting the delay on two. 01:57:32.340 --> 01:57:35.340 30 seconds enabled! 01:57:35.340 --> 01:57:40.900 All right, that's that's Jinxie. 01:57:40.900 --> 01:57:43.820 I have my delay, I'm going to go tinkle really quick, okay? 01:57:43.820 --> 01:57:44.820 I have my delay. 01:57:44.820 --> 01:57:48.740 Okay, Jinxie, Jinxie, while you're pissing, can you do me a favor? 01:57:48.740 --> 01:57:51.060 Wait, while I'm pissing, what? 01:57:51.060 --> 01:57:55.980 I need you to envision the mouth of the enemy jungler as the toilet bowl. 01:57:55.980 --> 01:58:00.860 I want you to imagine you're sitting there, Jinxi, and the propulsive force that emanates 01:58:00.860 --> 01:58:09.060 from your body is the spiritual force of energy that you're directing towards the enemy jungler's 01:58:09.060 --> 01:58:10.060 mouth. 01:58:10.060 --> 01:58:11.060 Do you understand me? 01:58:11.060 --> 01:58:12.060 Yes, sir. 01:58:12.060 --> 01:58:13.060 Yes, sir. 01:58:13.060 --> 01:58:14.060 I'll do that right now. 01:58:14.060 --> 01:58:15.060 Be back in 25 seconds. 01:58:15.060 --> 01:58:16.060 All right. 01:58:16.060 --> 01:58:17.060 Be back. 01:58:17.060 --> 01:58:32.180 Guys, am I going to be honest? 01:58:32.180 --> 01:58:39.060 It's now or never. 01:58:39.060 --> 01:58:48.100 or literal years, years, I'd manage a challenge every split and every season. 01:58:48.100 --> 01:58:53.340 And the thing is that every time I would, I would always have this sense of completion. 01:58:53.340 --> 01:58:58.340 I would always have this underlying thing being like, you know what, I hit it, it's 01:58:58.340 --> 01:59:01.140 good, I'm done now. 01:59:01.140 --> 01:59:04.980 And that's the reason why for years, every time I would hit it, there would never be 01:59:04.980 --> 01:59:07.860 anything of like me going beyond challenger. 01:59:07.860 --> 01:59:14.820 would just be a seesaw, a never ending circular journey that just goes up and 01:59:14.820 --> 01:59:20.940 down and up and down. But what if I told you guys that this time is different? In 01:59:20.940 --> 01:59:28.700 the same way that men want to be better men when they become fathers, I think 01:59:28.700 --> 01:59:35.180 that part of me wants to become a better player now that I'm a coach. Now that I 01:59:35.180 --> 01:59:39.420 I have a student that looks up at me with wonder in his eyes, 01:59:40.100 --> 01:59:42.940 just sitting there in complete awe. 01:59:43.340 --> 01:59:47.500 As I make what I consider to be standard plays, 01:59:47.940 --> 01:59:52.940 it does something to you to see that light appear in the eyes of 01:59:52.940 --> 01:59:57.340 another, that same light that you used to share. 01:59:57.740 --> 01:59:58.980 It changes you. 01:59:59.420 --> 02:00:04.500 It makes you want to sit there and want to go further beyond because it 02:00:04.500 --> 02:00:10.980 It makes you ask yourself, what if one day I could have my eyes light up like that once 02:00:10.980 --> 02:00:12.580 again too? 02:00:12.580 --> 02:00:18.300 What if one day my journey inspires me the same way I know his journey inspires him? 02:00:18.300 --> 02:00:22.660 And it almost makes you want to reconnect with your roots. 02:00:22.660 --> 02:00:29.620 It makes you sit there and it makes you want to become motivated in the way you once were, 02:00:29.620 --> 02:00:36.340 medicated in the way you once were. It makes you want to sit there and feel the passion, 02:00:36.340 --> 02:00:39.480 feel the rage, the elation, and the anger. 02:00:39.480 --> 02:00:41.480 What's up, Jynxie? 02:00:41.480 --> 02:00:42.480 What's up, Beth? 02:00:42.480 --> 02:00:43.480 Yep. 02:00:43.480 --> 02:00:49.480 When I was pissing, I did imagine the enemy jungler, but I also imagined something far 02:00:49.480 --> 02:00:50.480 greater. 02:00:50.480 --> 02:00:51.480 My mouth? 02:00:51.480 --> 02:00:52.480 No. 02:00:52.480 --> 02:00:53.480 Okay. 02:00:53.480 --> 02:00:54.320 No. 02:00:57.320 --> 02:01:00.440 There's probably at least out of the thousands of people 02:01:00.440 --> 02:01:02.640 that are watching this stream, 02:01:02.640 --> 02:01:05.160 and maybe a couple thousand watch clips from today 02:01:05.160 --> 02:01:06.600 if you reach Challenger, 02:01:06.600 --> 02:01:10.200 there's probably at least one kid in here right now 02:01:10.200 --> 02:01:13.880 who's been told at every stop and every turn of his life 02:01:13.880 --> 02:01:15.680 that he's dreaming too big, 02:01:15.680 --> 02:01:18.040 his dreams will never become a reality, 02:01:18.040 --> 02:01:19.000 and he's a failure, 02:01:19.000 --> 02:01:20.720 and he should stop chasing his dreams 02:01:20.720 --> 02:01:22.200 and not believe in himself 02:01:22.200 --> 02:01:26.560 then settle in and go for a realistic goal. 02:01:26.560 --> 02:01:29.080 But Dante's hitting challenger in League of Legends 02:01:29.080 --> 02:01:30.480 isn't realistic. 02:01:30.480 --> 02:01:35.360 There's only 300 challengers in an entire North American region. 02:01:35.360 --> 02:01:38.440 So what do you have to say to that kid, that kid who's 02:01:38.440 --> 02:01:41.960 dreaming, and he's looking for something inside of himself? 02:01:41.960 --> 02:01:57.380 When you look deep enough into yourself, there's only one thing that you're ever going to find, 02:01:57.380 --> 02:02:06.100 Jinxie, and it's the true you. It's the you that has shaped and created your entire existence 02:02:06.100 --> 02:02:13.140 around you. And for some people, that's someone who gives up. For some people, it's someone 02:02:13.140 --> 02:02:19.300 that's too afraid to go out of their comfort zone. For others, it's somebody that's too hung up on 02:02:19.300 --> 02:02:24.900 the past to look towards the future. But there are some people out there where the true them is 02:02:24.900 --> 02:02:31.060 somebody that wants to sit there and that wants to aspire for more. And there are others out 02:02:31.060 --> 02:02:37.140 there that have that child inside of them, right? And it's so deeply embedded 02:02:37.140 --> 02:02:41.860 that for years all of the people that sat there and would tell them what's 02:02:41.860 --> 02:02:47.220 realistic and what can be achieved, ended up cluttering the person that they 02:02:47.220 --> 02:02:54.100 believe themselves to be. So the thing is, Jamesy, that it's not about the you you 02:02:54.100 --> 02:03:00.860 think you are, and it's not about the you that you are today. It's the you who you 02:03:00.860 --> 02:03:08.540 actually are. And no matter how much you try to hide or how much people try to put 02:03:08.540 --> 02:03:16.380 you down, that you can always resurface so long as you want it to, and as you 02:03:16.380 --> 02:03:20.500 unlock yourself in that manner. 02:03:20.500 --> 02:03:31.780 Our greatest fear is not that we are inadequate. 02:03:31.780 --> 02:03:35.820 Our greatest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. 02:03:35.820 --> 02:03:41.420 It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. 02:03:41.420 --> 02:03:48.900 And, Jynxie, do you want to know what the most frightening thing of all is? 02:03:48.900 --> 02:03:58.900 weaponized autism weaponized fucking autism baby so what if I told you right 02:03:58.900 --> 02:04:02.620 now Jin see that we are in 02:04:02.620 --> 02:04:10.180 oh my god okay that's it here we fucking go bro okay this is your challenge 02:04:10.180 --> 02:04:16.460 for game now you lock me in yes Jin see I have bad fucking news bro I have bad 02:04:16.460 --> 02:04:25.460 So, the enemy team banned Hecarim and Master Yi, cause they're fucking disgusting, and I need to lock in an AD champ. 02:04:25.460 --> 02:04:35.460 So what if I told you that I'm actually going to be showing you for the first time ever, THE END OF THE POWER? 02:04:35.460 --> 02:04:41.460 Okay, this is Zerava. Wait, so for your challenger game, Hecarim and Yi is double banned. 02:04:41.460 --> 02:04:52.740 Yes, these fucking cocksuckers, even with both streams hiding, they ban both champs, 02:04:52.740 --> 02:04:56.780 but little do they- oh, and my top laner's autofilled. 02:04:56.780 --> 02:04:59.660 Autofilled, don't blame me. 02:04:59.660 --> 02:05:02.780 Wait, but why do I hear you making excuses? 02:05:02.780 --> 02:05:09.300 Hey, hey, hey, Dantes, the world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. 02:05:09.300 --> 02:05:15.800 It is a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to 02:05:15.800 --> 02:05:19.480 your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. 02:05:19.480 --> 02:05:26.440 You me a nobody is going to hit as hard as life but it ain't about how hard you hit. 02:05:26.440 --> 02:05:30.680 It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. 02:05:30.680 --> 02:05:34.400 How much you can take and keep moving forward. 02:05:34.400 --> 02:05:36.320 That's how winning is done. 02:05:36.320 --> 02:05:40.320 So if you know what's your worth, then go out and get what's your worth, but you gotta 02:05:40.320 --> 02:05:42.320 be willing to hit, like that. 02:05:42.320 --> 02:05:46.320 Jynx, do you know what the hit I'm taking right now is? 02:05:46.320 --> 02:05:51.080 My cat is saying GG, 8 hours stream, 24 hours stream, don't test, they don't think you're 02:05:51.080 --> 02:05:52.080 gonna rank up. 02:05:52.080 --> 02:05:57.400 Jynx, listen, I want you to fucking tell everyone saying that right now that the only thing that's 02:05:57.400 --> 02:06:01.800 gonna last 8 hours is the fucking torture sessions that the cartels are gonna have with 02:06:01.800 --> 02:06:03.720 them once they find them. 02:06:03.720 --> 02:06:07.400 do you understand me 02:06:07.400 --> 02:06:09.640 i don't think i'm comfortable with telling him that 02:06:09.640 --> 02:06:11.560 okay that's fine too 02:06:11.560 --> 02:06:12.680 are you ready 02:06:12.680 --> 02:06:13.840 this is your challenge again 02:06:13.840 --> 02:06:14.520 don't ask 02:06:14.520 --> 02:06:15.120 lock the 02:06:15.120 --> 02:06:15.560 fuck 02:06:15.560 --> 02:06:16.840 in man 02:06:16.840 --> 02:06:17.760 you are this time 02:06:17.760 --> 02:06:20.840 jing see jing see jing see 02:06:20.840 --> 02:06:23.600 do you want to see something disgusting 02:06:23.600 --> 02:06:28.760 yes talk to me bro please read what the enemy casante said in all chat right now 02:06:28.760 --> 02:06:30.400 no hecarim 02:06:30.400 --> 02:06:35.920 i give ms no no he said get the six bullets six bullets ready yep so we are 02:06:35.920 --> 02:06:40.480 literally getting sniped by a guy that heard the speech and after hearing the 02:06:40.480 --> 02:06:45.320 speech he decided that he was gonna stream snipe and target band this 02:06:45.320 --> 02:06:52.560 mother fucker do you understand yeah but what a disgusting piece of literal 02:06:52.560 --> 02:06:57.560 garbage but that doesn't matter because you're destined you're destined for 02:06:57.560 --> 02:07:01.160 calendar bro you got this now I'm gonna let you lock in all right 02:07:01.160 --> 02:07:05.480 right Jensie I'm gonna be honest bro though I think we might have to summon 02:07:05.480 --> 02:07:09.960 coach Gontes if we're gonna win this one what do you think I agree bro I 02:07:09.960 --> 02:07:13.760 think you should coach yourself yes okay all right then help me summon him 02:07:13.760 --> 02:07:26.080 repeat after me oh oh coach Gontes coach Gontes 02:07:26.080 --> 02:07:52.080 Please come to us, please come to us, in our time of need, in our time of need, so we can make the enemy jungler, so we can make the enemy jungler look like he has special needs. 02:07:52.080 --> 02:07:53.080 Okay. 02:07:53.080 --> 02:07:58.760 Guys, I'm not going to hide the map, there's a 30-second delay, he can't snipe a map on 02:07:58.760 --> 02:07:59.760 a 30-second delay. 02:07:59.760 --> 02:08:00.760 Alright, let's get it done. 02:08:00.760 --> 02:08:02.920 Alright, so don't test this to me, what you're going to want to do now is you're going to 02:08:02.920 --> 02:08:04.960 play for the red and then into the Krugs. 02:08:04.960 --> 02:08:08.080 Now the good thing about this game is that your team has a lot of setup, right? 02:08:08.080 --> 02:08:12.840 So like as long as you scale this game, you should be able to easily 1v9 it, like have 02:08:12.840 --> 02:08:13.840 faith in you. 02:08:13.840 --> 02:08:16.960 So what you're going to do here is you're just going to finish the red book on the Krugs. 02:08:16.960 --> 02:08:19.280 And now you see how your barn is getting shoved in. 02:08:19.280 --> 02:08:20.280 Yeah? 02:08:20.280 --> 02:08:27.060 Because your body is getting shoved in you probably can fight the bot crab because if you fight the bot crab and Jace is there 02:08:27.060 --> 02:08:28.460 Then you're just gonna die 02:08:28.460 --> 02:08:33.900 So I'm gonna want you to smite this and then afterwards you're gonna walk straight to the top crab, okay? 02:08:34.060 --> 02:08:38.700 All right, sounds good. So Dante's this game you're getting a three losing lane special 02:08:38.700 --> 02:08:44.140 So that means you're gonna have to sit here and lock the fucking you're only playing for the guaranteed advantages 02:08:44.140 --> 02:08:46.140 Because if you don't get them it's fucked 02:08:47.100 --> 02:08:49.100 Gotcha 02:08:50.280 --> 02:08:57.480 So now we're going to get the top crab, and then afterwards I'm going to want you to either 02:08:57.480 --> 02:08:59.420 look top, mid, or recall. 02:08:59.420 --> 02:09:01.020 Those are the three plays. 02:09:01.020 --> 02:09:03.220 Top lane is shoved in too far, it's impossible. 02:09:03.220 --> 02:09:05.460 You can look on mid for about 10 seconds. 02:09:05.460 --> 02:09:09.980 It takes you 8 seconds to recall and about 15 seconds to walk back to base, or to back 02:09:09.980 --> 02:09:11.060 to gromp. 02:09:11.060 --> 02:09:14.260 So what you can do is you can actually look on this for like a few seconds. 02:09:14.260 --> 02:09:18.220 Now the enemy Jace is here, so I'm going to want you to just back off, reset, and then 02:09:18.220 --> 02:09:19.220 you're good. 02:09:19.220 --> 02:09:26.260 Alright, so now what we're going to do here is after you recall, you're going to start 02:09:26.260 --> 02:09:27.260 buying your item. 02:09:27.260 --> 02:09:29.540 Sorry, sorry, getting it? 02:09:29.540 --> 02:09:30.540 Good. 02:09:30.540 --> 02:09:33.820 And now what you're going to do is you're going to play for the top to bottom refill 02:09:33.820 --> 02:09:34.820 clear. 02:09:34.820 --> 02:09:40.740 Now, we know that Jace has a long sword, so what does that tell us? 02:09:40.740 --> 02:09:45.860 Tells me that he'd probably reset after getting 350 gold, so maybe like 400 as well for the 02:09:45.860 --> 02:09:46.860 long sword. 02:09:46.860 --> 02:09:47.860 Okay. 02:09:47.860 --> 02:09:51.540 What's a viable clear that Jace could have done in order for that to happen? 02:09:51.540 --> 02:09:55.500 Well, it was probably like Raptors into Red Krugs. 02:09:55.500 --> 02:10:00.540 Okay, so what that means is that Jace, because he did that, he probably cleared his topside 02:10:00.540 --> 02:10:02.180 again before resetting. 02:10:02.180 --> 02:10:06.420 So it means that when you meet him on bot side, right, when you meet him on bot side, 02:10:06.420 --> 02:10:13.860 he's gonna have all camps taken, but you can look for reinvade on his Raptors after your 02:10:13.860 --> 02:10:14.860 Krugs are done. 02:10:14.860 --> 02:10:20.920 Okay, but why can I reinvade his wrappers? I don't understand because wrappers are the first camp that he cleared, right? 02:10:21.180 --> 02:10:23.880 So now you see how your gromp has two minute cooldown? 02:10:23.880 --> 02:10:28.020 Yes, it means that right now his wrappers probably have like a minute 02:10:28.220 --> 02:10:29.800 Let's say 15 to 20 02:10:29.800 --> 02:10:32.880 So what you can do is you can actually just finish your clear walks right there 02:10:32.880 --> 02:10:36.880 And by the time you get there you can actually look for it if dragon is impossible 02:10:37.540 --> 02:10:40.540 Because you don't just want to sit afk right you always want to look for plays 02:10:40.540 --> 02:10:43.380 So even if you just hover on this Raptors, but you don't commit for it 02:10:43.380 --> 02:10:48.260 It's rather than just sitting around with your dick in your hand on the dragon. Does that make sense? Yep, it does 02:10:51.060 --> 02:10:55.260 Okay, so now just finish this and then afterwards I'm gonna want you to look up 02:10:55.380 --> 02:11:00.940 So we see that Jesus there. So what I'm gonna want you to do is I'm gonna want you to get ping for ward on the dragon here 02:11:03.980 --> 02:11:06.900 Good just like that nice 02:11:06.900 --> 02:11:14.260 So now he's not here so what you can do is you can either look on wrappers or you can 02:11:14.260 --> 02:11:16.540 look on crab. 02:11:16.540 --> 02:11:20.500 Now the problem is that you don't have prior pretty much anywhere so it's rough. 02:11:20.500 --> 02:11:22.820 Like I'm going to be honest this game is really cancer free. 02:11:22.820 --> 02:11:25.860 If you look for wrappers you died at Cassante if you look for... 02:11:25.860 --> 02:11:33.620 Yeah just back off you can't do anything. 02:11:33.620 --> 02:11:36.340 So now you see how you're going to lose your crab? 02:11:36.340 --> 02:11:37.340 Yeah. 02:11:37.340 --> 02:11:40.980 Well, the only thing that you can do here is maybe look for enemy wrappers in Bates. 02:11:40.980 --> 02:11:42.380 So I'm going to hover for that. 02:11:42.380 --> 02:11:43.380 See? 02:11:43.380 --> 02:11:44.380 And it's up. 02:11:44.380 --> 02:11:45.380 That's predicted. 02:11:45.380 --> 02:11:48.460 Now, I need you to drone top because if the rumble comes through, you're going to have 02:11:48.460 --> 02:11:50.820 to look for something, okay? 02:11:50.820 --> 02:11:53.220 So just finish this as fast as you can. 02:11:53.220 --> 02:11:54.220 Nice. 02:11:54.220 --> 02:11:56.820 And then just walk off. 02:11:56.820 --> 02:11:57.820 Nice. 02:11:57.820 --> 02:11:58.820 One is coming. 02:11:58.820 --> 02:11:59.820 One is coming. 02:11:59.820 --> 02:12:00.820 You're good. 02:12:00.820 --> 02:12:02.820 One is coming, one is coming, you're good. 02:12:15.820 --> 02:12:17.820 So, it's a little rough right now. 02:12:18.820 --> 02:12:19.820 But he's tight. 02:12:19.820 --> 02:12:20.820 What? 02:12:20.820 --> 02:12:21.820 What did he tie? 02:12:21.820 --> 02:12:23.820 Oh no, that was illusion. 02:12:25.820 --> 02:12:26.820 Sorry coach. 02:12:26.820 --> 02:12:27.820 It's okay, it's here you go. 02:12:27.820 --> 02:12:34.340 So now what I wanted to do is I wanted to look for the top to bottom full clear and then play on the dragon 02:12:34.340 --> 02:12:37.100 So far this game, there's really nothing that you could have done differently though 02:12:37.740 --> 02:12:39.740 But it's right you can sew on this one 02:12:40.740 --> 02:12:44.540 So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna look for the top to bottom clear and then afterwards 02:12:44.540 --> 02:12:47.300 We're gonna see if we can maybe look for a player on the dragon 02:12:47.300 --> 02:12:58.000 So there's good news about this game and the good news is that your ADCs are really in 02:12:58.000 --> 02:13:01.060 soul and that's a champion that perma scales into games. 02:13:01.060 --> 02:13:08.980 So as long as this game is even, you guys are fine because these scales, right? 02:13:08.980 --> 02:13:12.900 So I'm going to just play for your camps now, this is good. 02:13:12.900 --> 02:13:14.900 There is some salvation from the dark. 02:13:17.900 --> 02:13:19.900 How are you guys feeling guys? 02:13:42.900 --> 02:13:44.980 so then you have to like settle for like 02:13:44.980 --> 02:13:50.980 the people that are like a little fucking like wacky you know i'm talking about 02:13:50.980 --> 02:13:53.100 yeah 02:13:53.100 --> 02:13:55.780 so now what we have to do right now is we're gonna have to look for something 02:13:55.780 --> 02:13:56.660 on bot 02:13:56.660 --> 02:14:00.180 now there is a fight going on here but we don't have flash so looking for a flash 02:14:00.180 --> 02:14:01.980 engage is impossible 02:14:01.980 --> 02:14:05.900 now we know that the top crab is spawning and we also know that dragon is up 02:14:05.900 --> 02:14:09.380 now if we fight dragon i'm pretty sure we will end up losing 02:14:09.380 --> 02:14:15.860 And I also don't think bot is necessarily gankable either because there's no ults there so we're gonna do is we're gonna look up here 02:14:15.860 --> 02:14:17.860 We're gonna see we can play on this 02:14:18.940 --> 02:14:22.220 Why do you think dragon would be bad if they just have a better comp for it? 02:14:22.220 --> 02:14:27.220 Well, it's because look where their ball in is and look where their midlaner is there past the halfway point 02:14:27.220 --> 02:14:30.860 So it means that if we go for dragon enemy collapses before mind us and I just like 02:14:32.140 --> 02:14:34.620 Yeah, they have they have a better like positioning 02:14:34.620 --> 02:14:36.180 because they can just collapse on you. 02:14:36.180 --> 02:14:40.640 It's kind of like chest string, so you have to think like three moves in advance, right? 02:14:40.640 --> 02:14:44.620 So if I think I'm going to go to Dragon, then my first reaction is like, okay, but how are 02:14:44.620 --> 02:14:45.620 we looking priority-wise? 02:14:45.620 --> 02:14:50.540 Yes, that makes perfect sense. 02:14:50.540 --> 02:14:54.700 So you should never go for a Dragon if you're midded, it's pushback, and your bot is pushback? 02:14:54.700 --> 02:14:55.700 Yeah. 02:14:55.700 --> 02:14:58.260 The only exception is if you're playing in low elo, but once you're playing in the elo 02:14:58.260 --> 02:15:03.180 that I'm playing in, you will get punished for it, and you're going to lose that in front. 02:15:03.180 --> 02:15:10.180 So it's always better to go for dragon when they're pushed up. 02:15:10.180 --> 02:15:15.180 Okay, well I guess that's how Cassante's art interaction works. 02:15:15.180 --> 02:15:18.180 That's fucking good, that's fucking good. 02:15:23.180 --> 02:15:26.180 Yeah, this game is looking almost impossible, man. 02:15:30.180 --> 02:15:32.180 It's not over, it's not over. 02:15:32.180 --> 02:15:35.180 No, it's on, it's on, like we can run out at any point, it's fun, it's just like... 02:15:35.180 --> 02:15:41.020 It just can't start how every time we're one win away from challenger. We always have to deal with the most disgusting game ever 02:15:41.020 --> 02:15:42.900 You know what I mean? 02:15:42.900 --> 02:15:48.340 Yep, but I think it's just testing your mental fortitude. I think you should look at it as a test 02:15:49.460 --> 02:15:55.420 Don't like don't look at it as in a bad way look at it as a test of how strong you are mentally 02:15:55.500 --> 02:15:56.500 Yeah, but James 02:15:56.500 --> 02:15:59.420 It's like a matching you're saying that you have $0 in your bank account, right? 02:15:59.420 --> 02:16:01.660 And then the second you're about to like get out of debt 02:16:01.660 --> 02:16:06.820 your your car breaks down and then another time you're about to get out of debt your cat gets a flu 02:16:06.820 --> 02:16:11.140 another time you're about to get out of debt you break your arm you know and it's like at what point 02:16:11.140 --> 02:16:16.940 does God just say you know what we're gonna give him a little break because it's been a lot recently 02:16:16.940 --> 02:16:21.860 you know what I mean like low keys have to do with a lot of shit let's give him a little fucking break 02:16:21.860 --> 02:16:28.860 Like why do I need this fucking return going one and four? 02:16:28.860 --> 02:16:29.860 Why? 02:16:29.860 --> 02:16:30.860 Okay. 02:16:30.860 --> 02:16:42.060 Um, I need you to unfluster yourself a little bit on test because I feel if you're angry, 02:16:42.060 --> 02:16:44.220 you're not going to play optimal. 02:16:44.220 --> 02:16:46.220 You're right. 02:16:46.220 --> 02:16:53.240 So now what we're going to do is we're going to see if we can look for the crab turn in 02:16:53.240 --> 02:16:56.740 about 18 seconds. 02:16:56.740 --> 02:16:59.460 So what I'm going to do is I'm going to walk here and hit this because it gives me vision. 02:16:59.460 --> 02:17:03.260 So you see Cassandra walking back in lane. 02:17:03.260 --> 02:17:06.340 Now the problem is that my support and my midlaner are recalling, but even if they weren't 02:17:06.340 --> 02:17:11.300 there's probably not a chance we can actually act for a kill. 02:17:11.300 --> 02:17:18.300 I'm gonna do some of these problems. 02:17:28.140 --> 02:17:34.260 Okay, so now what I'm gonna try to do, uh, jinx is I'm gonna try to convince my top laner to leave the game so we don't lose LP. 02:17:34.260 --> 02:17:38.620 Because he owes the test and sees this fucking disgusting. 02:17:38.620 --> 02:17:39.620 Um... 02:17:42.620 --> 02:17:43.620 Oh... 02:17:47.620 --> 02:17:48.620 Oh my god... 02:17:52.620 --> 02:17:57.620 Alright, so unfortunately it looks like our Ornn isn't a good person, so he's not gonna AFK. 02:17:58.620 --> 02:18:00.620 So I'm just gonna try to back off. 02:18:02.620 --> 02:18:05.620 So I saw my ult, so I could always look for like a flash in here. 02:18:05.620 --> 02:18:09.620 here. Good news is, our orn died once again. 02:18:09.620 --> 02:18:12.620 How's that good news, Dantez? How's that good news? 02:18:12.620 --> 02:18:16.620 Because I think he's an inting piece of shit, so it's like, I think he's an inting piece of shit, right? 02:18:16.620 --> 02:18:23.620 And then now he's like doing all this shit to us, so it's like, I'm reaffirmed with my belief in society, you know? 02:18:23.620 --> 02:18:25.620 What is that belief? 02:18:25.620 --> 02:18:34.620 That he's an inting fucking scumbag, and that there's no hope for our humanity, so long as he resides within the limits of our human population. 02:18:34.620 --> 02:18:54.620 Okay. Yeah, don't send that. Yeah, two 11 does watch sometimes. Okay. 02:18:54.620 --> 02:19:02.620 I'm scared, boss. I haven't seen you like this. 02:19:02.620 --> 02:19:06.620 And what, like 10 hours? 02:19:06.620 --> 02:19:17.620 No, I just mean yesterday was probably the worst I've seen you and today's right up there with it. 02:19:17.620 --> 02:19:25.360 He died again, oh my god. 02:19:25.360 --> 02:19:30.960 Why doesn't he just sit under the tower and stop feeding him? 02:19:30.960 --> 02:19:35.960 Because you know some people they try to like leave a positive impact on humanity because 02:19:35.960 --> 02:19:38.920 they know they're like capable of doing it? 02:19:38.920 --> 02:19:39.920 Yeah. 02:19:39.920 --> 02:19:43.560 Other people do the complete opposite. 02:19:43.560 --> 02:19:44.560 Nice. 02:19:44.560 --> 02:19:51.560 Nice. Now I'm getting fan board in my jungle by the enemy mid and jungle. Sick. 02:20:14.560 --> 02:20:19.560 Alright, yep, it's looking rough, see? 02:20:19.560 --> 02:20:21.560 It's looking rough. 02:20:21.560 --> 02:20:26.560 So, if he were to AFK for 3 minutes in Fallen, only he would lose Hilo, right? 02:20:26.560 --> 02:20:36.560 Yeah, exactly, which is completely deserved, because he's literally the only reason we're going to lose this game. 02:20:36.560 --> 02:20:40.560 So now I'm going to walk to farm my Gromp, and I get collapsed on by 3 more people. 02:20:40.560 --> 02:20:44.840 So I can farm my wrappers, because I get invaded by the Cassante. 02:20:44.840 --> 02:20:47.240 I can't farm my grom, because I get invaded by the rumble. 02:20:47.240 --> 02:20:50.280 I can't farm lanes, because my laners are taking them. 02:20:50.280 --> 02:20:51.760 And then I also can't contest anything, 02:20:51.760 --> 02:20:53.840 because we're numbers as advantage everywhere. 02:20:53.840 --> 02:20:55.800 So what do I do, Trink? 02:20:55.800 --> 02:20:57.640 See, what do I do? 02:20:57.640 --> 02:20:58.360 Deep breaths, bro. 02:20:58.360 --> 02:20:59.960 I surrender. 02:20:59.960 --> 02:21:02.560 Deep breaths, I think, is good. 02:21:02.560 --> 02:21:04.840 In through your nose, out through your mouth, 02:21:04.840 --> 02:21:07.640 is probably good right now. 02:21:07.640 --> 02:21:08.400 Look, Don't ask. 02:21:08.400 --> 02:21:10.640 Can I talk to you man-to-man? 02:21:10.640 --> 02:21:11.700 Yep. 02:21:11.700 --> 02:21:16.200 I think, in my opinion, this game is completely unwinnable. 02:21:16.200 --> 02:21:18.560 So what I want you to just focus on 02:21:18.560 --> 02:21:22.600 is being loving and positive for the rest of the game, 02:21:22.600 --> 02:21:24.520 because then you'll have a good mindset 02:21:24.520 --> 02:21:26.520 to reach Challenger later on in the day. 02:21:26.520 --> 02:21:27.240 OK. 02:21:27.240 --> 02:21:28.080 I got you. 02:21:28.080 --> 02:21:30.680 I hope a serial killer stay gets better 02:21:30.680 --> 02:21:33.720 by making this one his next victim. 02:21:33.720 --> 02:21:35.280 Oh, OK. 02:21:35.280 --> 02:21:37.920 Does that work for you, or do you want me to try something else? 02:21:38.400 --> 02:21:47.080 I hope a burglar's day becomes better after he steals everything from this orn and sends 02:21:47.080 --> 02:21:51.120 him into complete abject poverty, and then the insurance doesn't cover the damages to 02:21:51.120 --> 02:21:54.500 his house, and then he gets defaulted on by the banks, and then he just sits there and 02:21:54.500 --> 02:22:00.580 And you can't get it in the game. 02:22:00.580 --> 02:22:08.740 FUUUUUUUUCK. 02:22:08.740 --> 02:22:09.860 Remember love and positivity. 02:22:09.860 --> 02:22:10.860 Yup. 02:22:10.860 --> 02:22:15.540 I'm going to love the obituary when it gets released of this guy fucking dying. 02:22:15.540 --> 02:22:16.960 That's what I'm going to love. 02:22:16.960 --> 02:22:17.960 In game. 02:22:17.960 --> 02:22:18.960 In game. 02:22:18.960 --> 02:22:19.960 In game. 02:22:49.960 --> 02:23:00.960 Should I pull a Muda and offer my ADC $50 to leave the game? 02:23:00.960 --> 02:23:01.960 What would Muda do? 02:23:01.960 --> 02:23:02.960 WWMD. 02:23:02.960 --> 02:23:15.960 I think Muda would just sit up and zone on the enemy team and just fucking drop four 02:23:15.960 --> 02:23:21.920 Bands of that sort of takes a nice kind of inform the blue now because I got collapsed on so I can't from the blue 02:23:22.360 --> 02:23:24.980 By proxy, I won't be able to farm the wolves as well 02:23:25.320 --> 02:23:30.140 Also won't be able to farm the gromp ever my raptor is red and my crugs are down some they're just homeless 02:23:31.040 --> 02:23:33.040 sick dude 02:24:15.960 --> 02:24:17.960 Out of game too 02:24:21.800 --> 02:24:25.660 This is fine if they get the kills even if they don't I think it's so worth looking 02:24:27.520 --> 02:24:30.160 Wait wait wait wait we're about to get a kill 02:24:37.960 --> 02:24:43.440 We just made a fucking play oh my god, okay, you just made it a fucking play. Oh my god 02:24:43.440 --> 02:24:53.760 everybody hold hold imagine the comeback imagine the fucking comeback this 02:24:53.760 --> 02:24:57.240 to be the most cinema challenger game in the history of fucking league if you 02:24:57.240 --> 02:25:01.840 guys won this okay okay well one in eight top laner and I mean to look at 02:25:01.840 --> 02:25:06.200 what discussing this is the enemy jungler has four kill participation he has 02:25:06.200 --> 02:25:10.360 done nothing all game he is literally getting carried and he's their challenger 02:25:10.360 --> 02:25:11.360 player by the way. 02:25:11.360 --> 02:25:17.000 Like I want to understand that he's our challenger player and he's getting this fucking hard 02:25:17.000 --> 02:25:18.000 cancer gap. 02:25:18.000 --> 02:25:24.520 He's just getting turbo-fisted as I sit here and I fucking just like annihilate every hole 02:25:24.520 --> 02:25:27.720 that he has in his entire body, do you understand that? 02:25:27.720 --> 02:25:28.720 Yep. 02:25:28.720 --> 02:25:31.240 Jinxie, I want you to repeat after me. 02:25:31.240 --> 02:25:35.520 This Jace is getting turbo-fisted and shit low. 02:25:35.520 --> 02:25:39.160 This Jace is getting turbo-fisted and shit low. 02:25:39.160 --> 02:25:44.160 You're piss stomping his skull while he cancer screams. 02:25:44.160 --> 02:25:51.560 I don't know, I don't know about this one. 02:25:51.560 --> 02:25:58.200 Jinxie, listen, as a league player, piss, cancer and turbo are your three favorite adjectives. 02:25:58.200 --> 02:26:02.400 You need to use them before every word to accentuate how you feel about something. 02:26:02.400 --> 02:26:06.600 It would be like imagine your mom makes you a meal and you're like, mom, this meal's cancer 02:26:06.600 --> 02:26:12.200 I'm literally pissing out on everything while I eat it does that make sense why would you say that to your mom though? 02:26:13.160 --> 02:26:17.040 Well because like in case you get too into the leak lingo does that make sense? 02:26:18.920 --> 02:26:20.920 Yeah 02:26:23.080 --> 02:26:25.580 Bro you can win this game, bro. I believe man 02:26:25.600 --> 02:26:32.300 Yeah, I was just a runner on the the map like I'm really like you know those people I go around with like the shopping carts 02:26:32.300 --> 02:26:39.620 Yeah, yeah, that's for me this game unironically. That's me this game. I'm gonna be walking out my shopping cart and I'm trying to find like 02:26:39.780 --> 02:26:46.240 Little morsels of food here and there which are jungle camps, but there's literally none because the birds got to them first fucking cheers 02:26:46.240 --> 02:26:53.480 Dude, so now I just need to sit there and just starve. It's fucked. It's literally fucked dude. All your lanes are doing okay 02:26:53.480 --> 02:26:55.480 It's just your top lane is doing horrible 02:26:59.900 --> 02:27:01.900 Classic top lane and 02:27:02.300 --> 02:27:22.500 Nice bro, that was fucking cool, way to get out there, way to get out of there. 02:27:22.500 --> 02:27:26.620 Oh my god, oh my god, not bad. 02:27:26.620 --> 02:27:29.900 this looks good 02:27:29.900 --> 02:27:33.340 this could be good jing see 02:27:33.340 --> 02:27:37.380 this could be good jing! 02:27:37.380 --> 02:27:40.340 but i'm not in king i think we might win this game 02:27:40.340 --> 02:27:44.740 board you guys bringing this shit back or what? 02:27:44.740 --> 02:27:45.420 we might be 02:27:45.420 --> 02:27:51.860 we actually might be 02:27:51.860 --> 02:27:53.860 Oh, okay. 02:27:56.860 --> 02:27:58.860 Yes! 02:27:58.860 --> 02:27:59.860 Not bad! 02:27:59.860 --> 02:28:05.860 See, I'm not even kidding. I genuinely think now we're winning the game harder than they are. I'm not even bullshitting. 02:28:06.860 --> 02:28:09.860 But that was a huge shutdown. Holy shit. 02:28:09.860 --> 02:28:10.860 We could run. 02:28:10.860 --> 02:28:12.860 Okay, what's your plan now? 02:28:12.860 --> 02:28:20.140 I'm hoping that my top laner gets an epileptic seizure for like three minutes 02:28:20.220 --> 02:28:24.240 That way when he reconnects if we lose we still get out here reduce 02:28:28.340 --> 02:28:30.340 In game yep 02:28:42.860 --> 02:28:47.860 Your turret has been destroyed. Enemy double kill. 02:28:47.860 --> 02:28:51.860 It's okay. Even if they get banned on this again. 02:28:54.860 --> 02:28:58.860 Fucking Christ, dude. Jesus. 02:29:12.860 --> 02:29:15.860 the 02:29:15.860 --> 02:29:17.860 ice 02:29:17.860 --> 02:29:20.860 wait 02:29:31.860 --> 02:29:33.860 I mean, unironically, that's fine. 02:29:33.860 --> 02:29:35.860 Like, if he's flashing for me, he's literally fucking retarded. 02:29:35.860 --> 02:29:38.860 Like, those unironically... 02:29:42.860 --> 02:29:47.820 She said no your place buddy. He's just trying to get in your head, bro 02:29:49.540 --> 02:29:51.540 Don't let him get in your head 02:29:53.980 --> 02:29:56.420 He's just trying to get in your head on this you got this 02:29:56.940 --> 02:30:02.940 Like I've something Tim. Yes, I know you choose. I don't know I I don't think you should 02:30:03.980 --> 02:30:06.860 Because I think that's what he wants. I think he just wants attention. You know what I mean? 02:30:08.260 --> 02:30:12.140 Okay, so what if I just muted him on there you go. That's smart 02:30:12.860 --> 02:30:24.440 it's okay remember even if you lose this game you're too off who cares you're 02:30:24.440 --> 02:30:26.980 still gonna get it 02:30:26.980 --> 02:30:40.740 I will wire and retry on something here. 02:30:40.740 --> 02:30:45.340 Like why is my syringe on off fighting? 02:30:45.340 --> 02:30:46.340 This one's coming. 02:30:46.340 --> 02:30:47.340 Let's keep it good. 02:30:47.340 --> 02:30:48.340 Hold on. 02:30:48.340 --> 02:30:49.340 Hold on. 02:30:49.340 --> 02:30:56.340 Hold on. 02:30:56.340 --> 02:31:12.340 Wait, why did my synergy just do that? 02:31:12.340 --> 02:31:20.820 Wait, why did my cinder just do that? 02:31:20.820 --> 02:31:26.420 Oh, wait my cinder just signed an aronk through loss of game by walking into them for no reason. 02:31:26.420 --> 02:31:31.700 Wait, why the fuck, wait, what? 02:31:31.700 --> 02:31:33.700 come on 02:31:44.700 --> 02:31:47.700 wait Jinx, why did my center just do that? 02:32:01.700 --> 02:32:10.740 Remember, Dontess, winning and losing is part of life. 02:32:10.740 --> 02:32:16.420 What makes a winner a winner is he knows how to respond to a loss, all right? 02:32:16.420 --> 02:32:21.500 So I want you to just completely shake it off and act like nothing even happened, and 02:32:21.500 --> 02:32:26.780 act like you woke up this morning, went to go work out, ate nice pancake breakfast, got 02:32:26.780 --> 02:32:29.140 a coffee, and now you're too lens off challenger. 02:32:29.140 --> 02:32:31.620 Wait, Stontess, stop. 02:32:31.620 --> 02:32:36.840 So my top laner in that game that's first time in Ornn is a mid lane mouse of Harmane 02:32:36.840 --> 02:32:42.820 with a negative winrate on literally everything else in the game and he's Masters ADLP. 02:32:42.820 --> 02:32:46.780 Do you know what it's like, Jinxie, when you're 880 LP? 02:32:46.780 --> 02:32:51.460 I'm not 930 actually and I had a Masters ADLP player in my game. 02:32:51.460 --> 02:32:53.460 Do you know what it's like? 02:32:53.460 --> 02:32:54.460 Uh, no. 02:32:54.460 --> 02:32:58.580 Okay, let me tell you what it's like. 02:32:58.580 --> 02:33:05.580 So that's an 800 LP difference, right? 02:33:05.580 --> 02:33:06.580 Right? 02:33:06.580 --> 02:33:07.580 Yeah. 02:33:07.580 --> 02:33:11.820 The entirety of iron is 400 LP. 02:33:11.820 --> 02:33:17.940 So it would be like an iron four, zero LP player, right, Jengzee? 02:33:17.940 --> 02:33:28.940 And an Iron 40p player goes 1 and 10 in your rank-up game when you're silver-3! 02:33:30.940 --> 02:33:33.940 WHAAAAT?! 02:33:37.940 --> 02:33:40.940 WHY ARE YOU HERE?! 02:33:45.940 --> 02:33:46.940 Okay. 02:33:47.940 --> 02:33:59.380 I think you should take a deep breath and regulate your heart and relax. 02:33:59.380 --> 02:34:05.300 All right, I think that's what you should do. 02:34:05.300 --> 02:34:08.860 Bro, I'm not even kidding, Jensy. 02:34:08.860 --> 02:34:09.860 You just want to chill. 02:34:09.860 --> 02:34:15.440 Jensy, I swear to God, the Rothschilds have my stream open and every time on one winway, 02:34:15.440 --> 02:34:19.160 They pay off a rider to match me in like the most retarded lobby ever. 02:34:19.160 --> 02:34:22.860 Like it's not normal games, I'm not a fucking conspiracy theorist. 02:34:22.860 --> 02:34:27.160 It makes no sense, Jinxie, listen to me, how does it make any sense Jinxie? 02:34:27.160 --> 02:34:28.160 How? 02:34:28.160 --> 02:34:32.760 I get normal games, I get normal games, normal games, normal games, one win away from challenger. 02:34:32.760 --> 02:34:34.760 Let's go guys, I'm so happy. 02:34:34.760 --> 02:34:37.760 Oh my germs, I burned! 02:34:37.760 --> 02:34:38.760 What? 02:34:38.760 --> 02:34:44.760 And then my top laner has DOOOOO! 02:34:44.760 --> 02:34:51.760 Like, it just makes you wonder, you know, you're like, 02:34:51.760 --> 02:34:53.760 Who the fuck is this even possible? 02:34:53.760 --> 02:35:00.760 Like, like, like, is Jacob Rothschild literally watching my stream from his fucking castle in Romania or some shit? 02:35:00.760 --> 02:35:07.760 Like, alright, we must kill Zidantes's chances of getting challenger. 02:35:07.760 --> 02:35:09.860 And then he's fucking sitting there, dude, 02:35:09.860 --> 02:35:14.020 sending four Hitlers on my team, like, what? 02:35:14.020 --> 02:35:15.300 End game, obviously. 02:35:15.300 --> 02:35:16.140 Like, what? 02:35:24.180 --> 02:35:25.980 I don't think Rothschild's doing that. 02:35:25.980 --> 02:35:27.940 I think you just got unlucky matchmaking, 02:35:27.940 --> 02:35:29.340 and it is what it is. 02:35:29.340 --> 02:35:31.220 It's going to all balance out. 02:35:31.220 --> 02:35:33.740 One of the first things you taught me, Don Tess, 02:35:33.740 --> 02:35:36.420 40% of your wins, they're auto wins. 02:35:36.420 --> 02:35:39.020 40% of your losses are auto losses. 02:35:39.020 --> 02:35:43.620 That other 20%, bro, is up to you, that gray area. 02:35:43.620 --> 02:35:44.820 You need to be the point of difference. 02:35:44.820 --> 02:35:46.180 Okay, then if it's up to me, 02:35:46.180 --> 02:35:48.380 Jinxie, let's fucking lock in some mastery. 02:35:48.380 --> 02:35:49.380 What do you think? 02:35:50.540 --> 02:35:51.380 Yep. 02:35:51.380 --> 02:35:52.220 Yes, yes. 02:35:54.340 --> 02:35:55.340 Dantez, listen. 02:35:56.340 --> 02:35:59.860 The only way you can lose is by giving up, all right? 02:35:59.860 --> 02:36:01.540 I want you, remember, love and positivity. 02:36:01.540 --> 02:36:03.860 Dantez, put a smile on your face, bro. 02:36:03.860 --> 02:36:04.700 Do a big smile. 02:36:04.700 --> 02:36:05.540 I can't, I can't. 02:36:05.540 --> 02:36:10.540 Okay, you want to smile like after all this shit you want, okay. 02:36:12.540 --> 02:36:14.540 Okay, don't do that. 02:36:14.540 --> 02:36:16.540 Like just do, Tontes, just do a... 02:36:16.540 --> 02:36:19.540 Here you are, you're like a rudder, here. 02:36:19.540 --> 02:36:21.540 Tontes, just do a regular... 02:36:21.540 --> 02:36:23.540 Yeah, do a little dance for you, too. 02:36:28.540 --> 02:36:30.540 Here, you want to see my guns? 02:36:35.540 --> 02:36:52.740 Okay, after you get challenger, I want you to take a little bit of a break from league, 02:36:52.740 --> 02:36:53.740 bro. 02:36:53.740 --> 02:36:54.740 All right. 02:36:54.740 --> 02:36:57.340 Just a short little 48 hour hiatus. 02:36:57.340 --> 02:37:03.340 This is getting really scary. 02:37:03.340 --> 02:37:13.780 2 wins and your challenger bro easy simple 02:37:13.780 --> 02:37:24.220 2 wins and your challenger man easy peasy lemon squeezy baby 02:37:24.220 --> 02:37:25.220 Tiptoe! 02:37:25.220 --> 02:37:26.220 Die the window! 02:37:26.220 --> 02:37:27.220 Die the window! 02:37:27.220 --> 02:37:28.220 That is where I'll be! 02:37:28.220 --> 02:37:29.220 Do you know that song, Jinxy? 02:37:29.220 --> 02:37:30.220 Yep. 02:37:30.220 --> 02:37:31.220 Should we listen to it? 02:37:31.220 --> 02:37:32.220 No. 02:37:32.220 --> 02:37:33.220 No. 02:37:33.220 --> 02:37:34.220 RAAAAAAAGH! 02:37:34.220 --> 02:37:35.220 We should! 02:37:35.220 --> 02:37:39.220 Yep. Should we listen to it? 02:37:39.220 --> 02:37:41.220 No. No. 02:37:41.220 --> 02:37:43.220 RAAAAAAAGH! We should! 02:37:53.220 --> 02:37:54.220 I don't... 02:38:05.220 --> 02:38:21.620 I don't think this is positive bro or loving okay I don't think this is positive okay remember 02:38:21.620 --> 02:38:25.660 love and positivity is how you're going to reach challenger okay love and positivity 02:38:25.660 --> 02:38:32.660 Alright, let's get on that. 02:38:32.660 --> 02:38:36.780 Bro, remember bro, just two wins bro, that's it. 02:38:36.780 --> 02:38:37.780 It's real simple. 02:38:37.780 --> 02:38:39.420 Two wins and it's all done. 02:38:39.420 --> 02:38:40.420 And you did it. 02:38:40.420 --> 02:38:41.420 You're successful. 02:38:41.420 --> 02:38:42.420 Okay, so. 02:38:42.420 --> 02:38:44.420 Thanks, sir. 02:38:44.420 --> 02:38:59.420 Jynxie, give me compliments fast. I need my mental health to be repaired. 02:38:59.420 --> 02:39:04.420 You're one of the best junglers in the world. You're one of the best heckrums in the world. 02:39:04.420 --> 02:39:09.420 You have good muscle shapes with your biceps. You have a nice haircut. 02:39:09.420 --> 02:39:16.580 You have a wife. You have a lot to be happy about bro. You shouldn't be thinking about murdering your teammate from last game and 02:39:16.900 --> 02:39:24.580 Listening to whatever that demonic song was. I think you should just relax and remember love and positivity love and positivity bro. It's real simple 02:39:26.660 --> 02:39:30.220 So let me get this straight when I'm one win from challenger I 02:39:31.060 --> 02:39:34.180 Literally get Mao Zedong as my top laner, right? 02:39:34.180 --> 02:39:38.980 But then when I'm sitting there and I lose that challenge a rank-up game 02:39:38.980 --> 02:39:43.180 I not only get Master Yi, but my ball in is literally two kills at three minutes 02:39:44.020 --> 02:39:47.940 Yeah, fucking cheers, bro. Like Jinxie. Do you see how bullshit this is? 02:39:48.580 --> 02:39:50.940 It literally feels like gambling doesn't it? 02:39:52.340 --> 02:39:55.660 Yeah, you either like the thing about League I've noticed is like 02:39:57.580 --> 02:40:00.820 You either like hard win or you hard lose most of the time 02:40:02.060 --> 02:40:04.060 Yeah 02:40:04.180 --> 02:40:09.100 I don't know, I just think like, I think I have a good understanding of League. 02:40:09.100 --> 02:40:12.100 I think I get it. 02:40:12.100 --> 02:40:17.060 I think what makes League of Legends like, what makes a great League of Legends player 02:40:17.060 --> 02:40:24.580 is like, you have to immediately understand like, okay, this one's unwinnable, or okay, 02:40:24.580 --> 02:40:30.260 this one's unloosable, but like, when you get those unwinnable games, you can't allow 02:40:30.260 --> 02:40:35.060 it to upset you because if you start getting tilted and rage queuing, that's how you tilt 02:40:35.060 --> 02:40:36.660 off all your emails. 02:40:36.660 --> 02:40:41.580 So it's almost your job to keep playing Blackjack with the dealer, but then it's your job to 02:40:41.580 --> 02:40:43.980 not lose the entire house. 02:40:43.980 --> 02:40:45.500 That's kind of what I think it is. 02:40:45.500 --> 02:40:46.500 Okay. 02:40:46.500 --> 02:40:49.540 Because when you lose 50 grand, you've got to make sure you don't lose 500 grand. 02:40:49.540 --> 02:40:51.340 Do you know what I mean? 02:40:51.340 --> 02:40:54.940 Did you learn this because you're on a three-game Wall Street Offstream? 02:40:54.940 --> 02:40:55.940 Yes. 02:40:55.940 --> 02:40:57.940 Yeah, it's fun, dude. 02:40:57.940 --> 02:41:00.880 It's fucked dude, but yeah, you're unironically right? That's already this 02:41:01.420 --> 02:41:05.500 It's like you think like at any rank it is because look bro 02:41:05.580 --> 02:41:10.380 If you're in challenger, you know, there's a lot of skilled players if you're in bronze a lot of bad players 02:41:10.580 --> 02:41:16.100 But if you're in a rank a lot of the players in that rank are within the same realm of skill 02:41:16.220 --> 02:41:18.540 Okay, do you want to hear the crazy truth? 02:41:19.260 --> 02:41:26.340 Hmm league of legends skill caps at gold to 36 LP and everything after gold to 36 LP 02:41:26.340 --> 02:41:31.860 is literally just luck and lucky accounts like Winchix and all that that 02:41:31.860 --> 02:41:35.900 determines if you go past her to challenger. There's no actual difference 02:41:35.900 --> 02:41:39.500 between a gold one player and a challenger player except how many games 02:41:39.500 --> 02:41:51.140 you queue and how lucky you get. Really? I had to give him a one-check on Twitter 02:41:51.140 --> 02:41:57.980 once brought that, so ever since then I've like, I've learned about the truth. 02:41:57.980 --> 02:42:01.340 I think you might have just been on bath salts, because that doesn't make sense. 02:42:01.340 --> 02:42:03.340 And now I have been seen. 02:42:03.340 --> 02:42:05.220 There's no getting sent. 02:42:05.220 --> 02:42:10.140 I think like, if you get a diamond lobby, all the players are within the same realm 02:42:10.140 --> 02:42:11.140 of skill. 02:42:11.140 --> 02:42:13.140 If you get a flat lobby, all the players are within the same realm. 02:42:13.140 --> 02:42:16.140 All right, hold on, hold on. 02:42:16.140 --> 02:42:40.620 So, what is full mute? I've never even seen that one. Full mute? Oh, it meets the pings 02:42:40.620 --> 02:42:41.120 to you 02:42:41.120 --> 02:42:42.180 yep everything 02:42:42.180 --> 02:42:48.180 so now I'm like in my own world 02:42:48.180 --> 02:42:50.060 you know what song we need Jinx here right now? 02:42:50.060 --> 02:42:54.580 honestly 02:42:54.580 --> 02:42:56.300 are you ready for it? 02:42:56.300 --> 02:43:02.420 this song might bring back some memories, are you ready for it? 02:43:02.420 --> 02:43:03.460 Jinx-y 02:43:03.460 --> 02:43:08.540 yep, I'm ready 02:43:08.540 --> 02:43:09.540 See you next time. 02:43:38.540 --> 02:43:40.600 you 02:44:08.540 --> 02:44:10.600 you 02:44:38.540 --> 02:44:40.600 you 02:45:08.540 --> 02:45:10.600 you 02:45:38.540 --> 02:45:40.600 you 02:46:08.540 --> 02:46:11.540 Go, baby! 02:46:11.540 --> 02:46:26.540 Jamesy, do you want to hear something I told everyone earlier? 02:46:26.540 --> 02:46:27.540 What? 02:46:27.540 --> 02:46:33.540 So, you know how sometimes you're going to have a situation where like men want to become 02:46:33.540 --> 02:46:35.540 better men when they become fathers? 02:46:35.540 --> 02:46:36.540 Yes. 02:46:36.540 --> 02:46:43.780 Yes, what if I told you that I felt the same when you became my student? 02:46:43.780 --> 02:46:48.500 It's like seeing your eyes light up as you learn the game, as you experience it for the 02:46:48.500 --> 02:46:50.540 first time. 02:46:50.540 --> 02:46:55.940 It makes me want to be a better man so I could show you even better things, even more high 02:46:55.940 --> 02:46:58.580 plays, make you improve even more. 02:46:58.580 --> 02:47:00.620 Do you know what I mean? 02:47:00.620 --> 02:47:02.740 And it makes you want to be better at League, right? 02:47:02.740 --> 02:47:07.540 because it's like I want to get that light in my eyes too like I want to sit 02:47:07.540 --> 02:47:11.860 there and I want to say I'm ranked 10 I'm ranked 9 8 I want to sit there and I 02:47:11.860 --> 02:47:16.100 want to fucking dominate and the same way that you're doing that in bronze do 02:47:16.100 --> 02:47:23.860 you know what I mean so I'm kind of like your son in a way yes that's pretty 02:47:23.860 --> 02:47:30.420 wholesome bro yeah no like like I said bro eat like challenger no challenger 02:47:30.420 --> 02:47:35.540 man um if i never played league with you man i would have just quit the game in the first 02:47:35.540 --> 02:47:40.660 like three or four days and that is a fact bro really like yes bro you made league really fun 02:47:40.660 --> 02:47:48.580 for me um so you know just know that like when you get challenger uh i'll be by your side if 02:47:48.580 --> 02:47:53.860 you don't get challenger i'll be by your side too i don't like there's no pressure bro seriously 02:47:53.860 --> 02:48:08.540 I don't want you to be like putting death threats on your top laner. 02:48:08.540 --> 02:48:09.540 You know what I mean bro? 02:48:09.540 --> 02:48:11.060 Okay, then let me teach you something. 02:48:11.060 --> 02:48:14.060 So you see how I have vision of this, uh, Krug? 02:48:14.060 --> 02:48:15.060 Yeah. 02:48:15.060 --> 02:48:19.500 Did you say that? 02:48:19.500 --> 02:48:20.740 Yeah, that's pretty cool. 02:48:20.740 --> 02:48:23.140 Like with you, you can go through shit with your Q. 02:48:23.140 --> 02:48:28.020 Yeah, exactly. So that's why I now listen to Jinxy. We're in a spot where we can actually win this shit. 02:48:28.020 --> 02:48:30.020 Do you agree or do you disagree? 02:48:30.020 --> 02:48:36.740 I agree. I think, um, it's not great, but it's winnable. I would say there's like a 35% chance. 02:48:38.740 --> 02:48:41.940 It's very winnable. Like, I think you guys win this one out of every three times. 02:48:44.420 --> 02:48:49.380 I would agree with you under normal circumstances, but I'm not fucking normal, bro. 02:48:49.380 --> 02:48:51.860 So I think Brad, like, a 55% chance. 02:48:51.860 --> 02:48:59.380 That's what I like to hear. Oh that's what I want to hear. Now fuck him in the ass Tomtas. Alright, check this out. 02:49:00.880 --> 02:49:04.500 Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, that's my couch man! 02:49:06.500 --> 02:49:08.500 So did you see that? 02:49:09.260 --> 02:49:12.740 You saw how I held on to my cue right? You saw that? Yes, yes. 02:49:12.740 --> 02:49:17.220 You waited until you knew he would escape and then you cued with him so he couldn't get away from you. Exactly. 02:49:17.340 --> 02:49:21.260 That's smart. If somebody flashes while you cue you just attach them like glue. 02:49:21.260 --> 02:49:24.260 It's like Warwick. It's like Warwick when you hold Q. 02:49:25.260 --> 02:49:26.260 Yes. 02:49:26.260 --> 02:49:28.260 Well played, bro. 02:49:28.260 --> 02:49:30.260 Let's get this shit the fuck down then, bro. 02:49:30.260 --> 02:49:35.260 No, when you say hold Q with Yi, you don't mean physically hold Q. You just mean like you're saving your Q. 02:49:35.260 --> 02:49:39.260 Well, I'm saying that pressing Q on Master Yi is like holding Q on Warwick. 02:49:39.260 --> 02:49:41.260 Yes. 02:49:43.260 --> 02:49:44.260 Okay. 02:49:44.260 --> 02:49:47.260 We can generally win this ship, by the way. Like, it's actually a freebie. 02:49:47.260 --> 02:49:51.740 All we need is to get those Gwyns who's, yeah that shit's like 7h gold on them right there. 02:49:51.740 --> 02:49:53.540 If they get dragon does it matter that much? 02:49:53.540 --> 02:49:55.700 Uh, this game no. 02:49:55.700 --> 02:49:58.700 Because the thing is that the dragon that they would get is called Infernal, which makes 02:49:58.700 --> 02:50:02.740 it like your first ability after like, I think 8 seconds or something, is that it? 02:50:02.740 --> 02:50:05.820 Uh, it's like an 8 second cooldown. 02:50:05.820 --> 02:50:08.220 It does bonus damage, but versus the enemy combat gun. 02:50:08.220 --> 02:50:09.780 Who's the mid laner? 02:50:09.780 --> 02:50:10.780 Nasus. 02:50:10.780 --> 02:50:14.180 That guy was playing against me in jungle this morning, he was terrible. 02:50:14.180 --> 02:50:16.260 Yeah, but it's such a broken champ. 02:50:16.260 --> 02:50:19.540 is a broken chamber brain that people 02:50:19.540 --> 02:50:21.680 is he not supposed to be jungle though 02:50:21.680 --> 02:50:24.720 now she's regularly a top laner actually 02:50:24.720 --> 02:50:26.240 the fucking idiot 02:50:26.240 --> 02:50:30.480 my god this looks good it looks really good coach 02:50:30.480 --> 02:50:33.360 that's my fucking couch 02:50:33.360 --> 02:50:36.240 bro by the way you're on a four kill streak 02:50:36.240 --> 02:50:37.400 take that wave 02:50:37.400 --> 02:50:38.600 take that wave 02:50:38.600 --> 02:50:41.600 i'm the next wave too bro 02:50:41.600 --> 02:50:43.640 you're on a four kill streak coach 02:50:43.640 --> 02:50:45.080 proud of you bro 02:50:45.080 --> 02:50:47.080 Don't be proud of me till I make a 10. 02:50:48.080 --> 02:50:49.080 Alright. 02:50:50.080 --> 02:50:53.080 You're gonna win this game solo. You're gonna solo win this game. 02:50:53.080 --> 02:50:55.080 And then you're gonna win your challenger game solo. 02:50:55.080 --> 02:50:57.080 And then you're gonna pull out your 9-inch cock. 02:50:57.080 --> 02:51:00.080 Then I'm gonna start fucking my plushies with it. 02:51:02.080 --> 02:51:04.080 Yeah, if that's what you wanna do. 02:51:04.080 --> 02:51:06.080 Look, and then I'll take the next wave too. 02:51:06.080 --> 02:51:07.080 Why the fuck not? 02:51:07.080 --> 02:51:08.080 Three waves. 02:51:08.080 --> 02:51:09.080 You earned the wave. 02:51:10.080 --> 02:51:12.080 You earned the wave. You earned the kill. 02:51:12.080 --> 02:51:17.920 Yep, lovely you practice what you preach, love it. 02:51:17.920 --> 02:51:26.800 You know what I'm gonna do is reset. 02:51:26.800 --> 02:51:29.120 So we get our Gwyn's to his down. 02:51:29.120 --> 02:51:33.600 I'm gonna go death zone, so this game I need armor. 02:51:33.600 --> 02:51:35.920 Dom says this looking like a solo carry. 02:51:35.920 --> 02:51:37.920 Look at this. 02:51:37.920 --> 02:51:41.980 drinks you want to know what i but i see when i press stop 02:51:41.980 --> 02:51:44.400 just for idiots and then you 02:51:44.400 --> 02:51:52.520 i see a fucking beautiful story waiting to be written 02:51:52.520 --> 02:51:55.880 we were the only surrender does that answer 02:51:55.880 --> 02:51:57.920 uh... but this is like one of all 02:51:57.920 --> 02:52:02.280 they have cancer 02:52:02.280 --> 02:52:05.260 we're one of league 02:52:05.260 --> 02:52:07.980 your teammates will always do their best to make you miserable 02:52:07.980 --> 02:52:14.980 and if that means trying to surrender when they're inting, then they'll do it 02:52:23.780 --> 02:52:30.780 yeah I noticed that it's always the people that are playing the worst out of the fastest to surrender 02:52:35.260 --> 02:52:57.820 I mean, I'm telling you if I can finish this item I can actually carry this game. 02:52:57.820 --> 02:52:58.820 That's dance? 02:52:58.820 --> 02:52:59.820 Yep. 02:52:59.820 --> 02:53:03.740 This Jarvan's dead on my screen. 02:53:03.740 --> 02:53:05.740 This Jarvan's dead on my... 02:53:05.740 --> 02:53:07.740 My misfortune needs to get shot in the head. 02:53:10.740 --> 02:53:12.740 This Jarvan's dead on... 02:53:18.740 --> 02:53:20.740 Who cares? 02:53:21.740 --> 02:53:23.740 His fortune is two and eight. 02:53:23.740 --> 02:53:25.740 All right. 02:53:26.740 --> 02:53:28.740 Darth Maul when you press this tab. 02:53:28.740 --> 02:53:30.740 All right. 02:53:30.740 --> 02:53:37.740 Sometimes he's kind of RIP a Bawrii. 02:53:37.740 --> 02:53:42.240 Bro, you're down 12 kills, two dragons, but I swear this is wonderful. 02:53:42.240 --> 02:53:43.240 I swear this. 02:53:43.240 --> 02:53:46.100 Well, we're not down 12 kills, I'm up one kill. 02:53:46.100 --> 02:53:49.020 My team is irrelevant, they're a bunch of NPCs, I'm gonna give a fuck if they're head 02:53:49.020 --> 02:53:50.020 or behind. 02:53:50.020 --> 02:53:52.260 Bro, you know what it's like, bro? 02:53:52.260 --> 02:53:55.900 It's like the, um, you know an anime where there's like a main character and then there's 02:53:55.900 --> 02:54:00.220 the background NPCs that are like, you shouldn't do that, it's too scary. 02:54:00.220 --> 02:54:04.860 your teammates they're just for literal background fucking NPCs and they're fucking meaningless 02:54:04.860 --> 02:54:12.780 it's not even fucking pointless it's like I'm Sun Jin Boon they're the spawns yes like 02:54:12.780 --> 02:54:16.940 Falling around spawns to my bidding fucking slaves now 02:54:19.460 --> 02:54:23.640 You see that Jinxie we order them around boom 02:54:28.860 --> 02:54:34.860 Look follow me here now your presence is commanded okay ready. Yeah 02:54:37.420 --> 02:54:41.900 This Jarvan's that on my screen never mind. Yes. Oh, he's so much out never mind 02:54:42.780 --> 02:54:49.780 Why is my midlaner dead? 02:54:49.780 --> 02:54:54.780 I don't know. 02:54:54.780 --> 02:55:02.780 Sir, I don't actually know why your midlaner is dead. 02:55:02.780 --> 02:55:05.780 But I do know you're going to hit Challenger tonight. 02:55:05.780 --> 02:55:11.780 Who knows what it'll be, but it's going to happen. 02:55:11.780 --> 02:55:15.960 We got this in the bag though, but I'll talk as long as you just keep a cool head 02:55:15.960 --> 02:55:20.960 I think you'll get challenged or tonight. Yep, because eventually you're gonna get good teammates, right? 02:55:21.400 --> 02:55:23.400 That's how it works, right? 02:55:23.400 --> 02:55:26.120 Yeah, but that's one rights time. It's like having like a 02:55:26.840 --> 02:55:30.120 Husband that's like abusive and he beats this kid off the time. It's like well 02:55:30.120 --> 02:55:33.560 Maybe one day is actually gonna give a shit about the kid. Yeah when he feels like it, you know 02:55:34.920 --> 02:55:40.720 But I just feel like you know eventually if you get bad teammates eventually the other team has to have bad teammates 02:55:40.720 --> 02:55:41.720 That's it. 02:55:41.720 --> 02:55:43.020 That guy can't be every game. 02:55:43.020 --> 02:55:47.940 Yeah, well, you'd think so, but in practice, it doesn't feel that way. 02:55:47.940 --> 02:55:53.720 So when I press Tab and I look at the enemy team, I ask myself, who's the inting retard 02:55:53.720 --> 02:55:54.720 on that team? 02:55:54.720 --> 02:55:55.720 And I don't find one. 02:55:55.720 --> 02:56:00.460 But then when I press Tab and I look at my team, it's like, holy fuck. 02:56:00.460 --> 02:56:07.820 How many picks can we even choose, you know what I mean? 02:56:07.820 --> 02:56:11.180 you said are a way that's got to be the worst feeling ever 02:56:11.180 --> 02:56:18.180 yeah but it's okay there's pride on a flight that's going to break out in time soon 02:56:22.660 --> 02:56:24.060 i'm just leaving them alone 02:56:24.060 --> 02:56:29.060 they can still then do whatever the fuck they want their worthless 02:56:29.060 --> 02:56:31.020 let's go summons 02:56:31.020 --> 02:56:35.020 fight summons get gold for yourself 02:56:35.020 --> 02:56:42.020 the main character will farm bot 02:56:45.560 --> 02:56:51.060 so now we get our death sons, im actually showing them 02:56:51.060 --> 02:56:58.060 alright your items complete that's good 02:56:59.940 --> 02:57:01.860 it's not over man, not over 02:57:01.860 --> 02:57:13.940 It's on over to the fat lady sings and I don't hear this misfortune's mother singing yet. 02:57:13.940 --> 02:57:17.740 I swear ADCs ain't more than any other role. 02:57:17.740 --> 02:57:23.380 I think it's just ADC, bro. 02:57:23.380 --> 02:57:27.700 The amount of times I've seen like a one in ten ADC is just insane. 02:57:27.700 --> 02:57:31.140 Every time I have a Darius player, I like this morning I wanted to like put my hands on my 02:57:31.140 --> 02:57:34.860 my Darius player. Every time I have a Darius player, I can't even remember the one time 02:57:34.860 --> 02:57:40.660 they've won a lane. They're all just like 55 IQ idiots. I've never had a Darius win 02:57:40.660 --> 02:57:48.580 top in my whole life. Fucking hate Darius players. They're all literally just lobotomites. 02:57:48.580 --> 02:57:54.100 I'm not kidding. Like this morning, I had a Darius who had 12k damage in like a one hour 02:57:54.100 --> 02:58:01.020 game. Jesus. He was like 1 in 7, like 11 minutes in. And then he was blaming me for 02:58:01.020 --> 02:58:03.020 I'm not ganking. Maybe we're just overextending. 02:58:06.020 --> 02:58:07.020 He would just tower dive. 02:58:07.020 --> 02:58:09.020 I can't go in and tell him off I'd use this as ult. 02:58:09.020 --> 02:58:12.020 So I need my Discussing Antrox actually to sit there and use the ult. 02:58:15.020 --> 02:58:17.020 This looks like a free kill here. Nice. 02:58:18.020 --> 02:58:19.020 This could be decent. 02:58:22.020 --> 02:58:24.020 That's another kill. Oh my god. 02:58:24.020 --> 02:58:26.020 That's another kill. 02:58:26.020 --> 02:58:29.020 That's another kill. Oh my god. 02:58:29.020 --> 02:58:34.660 you're actually the greatest bro dude you're the fucking goat no I'm not like 02:58:34.660 --> 02:58:38.260 oh my god I probably could have sold mine if I was saved some I don't know me 02:58:38.260 --> 02:58:45.060 and I could have played it better you got four kills nonsense yeah but I could 02:58:45.060 --> 02:58:57.500 have got some none I'm proud of how you played it's okay try we got it that was 02:58:57.500 --> 02:59:04.500 huge by the way I'm like 02:59:10.380 --> 02:59:18.280 okay snorkel 02:59:18.280 --> 02:59:22.180 so now we do is to get our hex plate and then afterwards all 02:59:22.180 --> 02:59:24.180 probably by 02:59:24.380 --> 02:59:26.380 I think garden angel 02:59:28.060 --> 02:59:32.820 Bro, Godfors, I just want to say yep, I have a feeling you're gonna drop 25 this game 02:59:32.820 --> 02:59:35.100 It just feels like one of those fucking games, bro 02:59:36.620 --> 02:59:38.620 Not gonna lie. I might start with you 02:59:39.300 --> 02:59:44.260 You're eight and three you're kind of fed and you're you're like really scaling now. Yep 02:59:45.740 --> 02:59:48.860 You just need your piece of shit team to just like die for you, right? 02:59:48.860 --> 02:59:51.560 And then you're exactly exactly it's like right now 02:59:51.560 --> 02:59:56.600 And you just shop explosives to them and then that just like something into battle and then I'll sit there and I'll do the rest 02:59:59.320 --> 03:00:04.460 You just like need them to be willing to die and then you could maybe get a fucking penta 03:00:05.420 --> 03:00:11.820 But I don't think it's big because I'm I my pieces should a truck just seems to go in first. I don't have to like tank them off right out 03:00:15.100 --> 03:00:17.100 And it wait 03:00:18.860 --> 03:00:34.420 Not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, don't test! 03:00:34.420 --> 03:00:37.900 Not bad, don't test! 03:00:37.900 --> 03:00:41.060 Oh my god! 03:00:41.060 --> 03:00:42.660 Get that fucking dragon you deserve, baby. 03:00:42.660 --> 03:00:43.660 Like, stop! 03:00:43.660 --> 03:00:44.660 Oh! 03:00:44.660 --> 03:00:45.660 It's awesome. 03:00:45.660 --> 03:00:46.660 It's awesome. 03:00:46.660 --> 03:00:47.660 It's awesome. 03:00:47.660 --> 03:00:52.460 You can knock them in the shutdown, do you understand? You can't die! If you die, the game dies, do you understand? 03:00:55.060 --> 03:00:59.060 Jhinxie, what if I told you it's us against the world, but it doesn't look like the world stands a fucking chance? 03:01:01.060 --> 03:01:01.560 Or, uh... 03:01:02.460 --> 03:01:05.960 ...Dontes, you are the whole team, you can't die, play extra smart, okay? 03:01:09.060 --> 03:01:10.560 Don't overheat, you got this, baby. 03:01:11.460 --> 03:01:13.960 Oh, I'm actually, like, legitimately so proud of you, bro. 03:01:14.460 --> 03:01:17.460 Your team entered the fuck out of you, and you still found a way to solo all in. 03:01:17.660 --> 03:01:23.460 After anything early to like I thought I was fucking running it for them. It's like you talked some sense into me and now we're getting it done 03:01:28.060 --> 03:01:30.060 Yeah, bro literally 03:01:32.580 --> 03:01:37.800 We better steal the camera I wasn't about to I did I fucking smile that shit from he can suck my dick 03:01:37.800 --> 03:01:44.620 Oh, you smite it fuck yeah, I mean I mean like it's kind of deserved though. No, of course 03:01:44.620 --> 03:01:47.400 You're the only win condition that heals it to me 03:01:48.100 --> 03:01:49.680 Well, I think everyone on your teams 03:01:49.680 --> 03:01:55.440 You just bend over and just take backshots for the remainder of the game whenever you want backshots because you're literally the whole team 03:01:55.520 --> 03:02:00.980 Facts you win or lose your team the game so long if you leave for a minute. It's over. Yep 03:02:04.100 --> 03:02:08.080 It's not a question is I want to get garden angel or would I rather get random doings? 03:02:14.620 --> 03:02:20.620 I think Guardian Angel is kind of mid, bro. I feel like if you get revived, you just instantly die after anyways, and your team is going to be useless, so it's not like you're going to be able to go in. 03:02:20.620 --> 03:02:25.620 And another thing is that they're only damage is Lucian, because like this guy is tanky tanky tanky, right? Whatever. 03:02:25.620 --> 03:02:29.620 So if I get random ones, it really makes it impossible for them to function. 03:02:29.620 --> 03:02:31.620 Smart. 03:02:31.620 --> 03:02:37.620 Like if I was Lucian and I pressed up and this is the enemy Mastery's build, I literally want to put a bullet in my mouth. 03:02:37.620 --> 03:02:39.620 Yeah. 03:02:39.620 --> 03:02:42.620 You have Guino and Death's Dance too. 03:02:42.620 --> 03:02:43.620 Yep. 03:02:43.620 --> 03:02:53.620 You see your idiot team to come at when you come at and you got it. 03:02:53.620 --> 03:02:56.620 Yep. 03:02:56.620 --> 03:03:09.620 You're the fucking... 03:03:09.620 --> 03:03:11.620 Oh my... 03:03:11.620 --> 03:03:13.620 You're the fucking go. 03:03:13.620 --> 03:03:15.620 You're- get your pent-up. 03:03:18.620 --> 03:03:20.620 OH MY GOD! 03:03:20.620 --> 03:03:22.620 GAAAAAAAH! 03:03:22.620 --> 03:03:23.620 OHH! 03:03:28.620 --> 03:03:29.620 Don't test. 03:03:31.620 --> 03:03:34.620 You just solo won your cane. 03:03:34.620 --> 03:03:36.620 I've never even seen that. 03:03:36.620 --> 03:03:38.620 Your whole team is negative. 03:03:38.620 --> 03:03:39.620 Yeah. 03:03:41.620 --> 03:03:43.940 You deserve challenger right now! 03:03:44.740 --> 03:03:46.740 Please me double up here something please! 03:03:47.860 --> 03:03:49.140 Double up here something! 03:03:49.140 --> 03:03:53.060 Bro Jinx you are fucking GO-PING! 03:03:53.620 --> 03:03:56.340 I was actually crazy brother, I was actually crazy. 03:03:57.620 --> 03:03:59.620 What if it's double up here, what if you make out filled? 03:03:59.620 --> 03:04:01.940 Ah no it won't be, it won't be, it's impossible. 03:04:03.540 --> 03:04:05.220 Cause I got a double up here recently. 03:04:05.860 --> 03:04:08.180 Bro 14 and 3, look at this, look at this. 03:04:08.180 --> 03:04:09.700 3 and 4 top lane. 03:04:09.700 --> 03:04:13.420 Two and seven mid five and nine MF. Oh my god 03:04:14.260 --> 03:04:21.000 Bro don't says I'm proud of you bro one off child. I'm gonna go pee bro. That was disgusting chat. That was actually gross 03:04:21.300 --> 03:04:23.300 Don't that's 03:04:24.380 --> 03:04:26.380 Where you're my cut out what you say? 03:04:27.740 --> 03:04:29.740 Jinxie 03:04:30.740 --> 03:04:33.420 Wait Jinxie hello 03:04:35.820 --> 03:04:37.820 Was he here wait 03:04:39.700 --> 03:04:50.240 bro he said turn him in and like cut out is he good wait what the fuck wait let 03:04:50.240 --> 03:04:54.520 me see I'm gonna go pee well that was disgusting check that was actually gross 03:04:54.520 --> 03:05:01.200 don't this turn up wait am I cut out what you say 03:05:01.200 --> 03:05:08.440 jing see I never get um now I was gonna say guys listen I'm gonna be honest with 03:05:08.440 --> 03:05:13.320 you. You want to know the funniest part about this Challenger Climax more than anything else? 03:05:15.000 --> 03:05:19.240 It's the fact that for years everyone's been telling me you're a Hecarim one-trick, you can 03:05:19.240 --> 03:05:23.560 only play Hecarim, you're not going to have anything besides Hecarim this or that, whatever. 03:05:23.560 --> 03:05:27.720 And the funniest thing about it is that right now out of all the champions I'm playing, 03:05:27.720 --> 03:05:34.760 Hecarim is literally like my lowest win rate. Like when I get Master Yi, it literally feels 03:05:34.760 --> 03:05:41.260 Like, God himself could take over the consciousness of the enemy team and I would still be able 03:05:41.260 --> 03:05:42.260 to win. 03:05:42.260 --> 03:05:43.260 Do you know what I mean? 03:05:43.260 --> 03:05:46.180 Like, it literally feels like when I'm on Yi. 03:05:46.180 --> 03:05:52.160 Like, this is unironically, unironically how like one punch man probably felt in the first 03:05:52.160 --> 03:05:56.220 two seasons before they butchered the entire anime in the third season. 03:05:56.220 --> 03:05:57.620 Do you know what I mean? 03:05:57.620 --> 03:06:03.560 Like, this is unironically dude, like, we're achieving power levels that nobody ever thought 03:06:03.560 --> 03:06:07.160 even possible 03:06:07.160 --> 03:06:10.160 but this is actually fucking crazy dude 03:06:10.160 --> 03:06:11.960 look at this shit 03:06:11.960 --> 03:06:13.880 master you win rate 03:06:13.880 --> 03:06:16.040 seventy one 03:06:16.040 --> 03:06:17.480 over forty 03:06:17.480 --> 03:06:20.280 one games 03:06:20.280 --> 03:06:23.000 it's literally like Thanos 03:06:23.000 --> 03:06:24.600 Thanos snapping 03:06:24.600 --> 03:06:28.240 everyone dead instantly 03:06:28.240 --> 03:06:30.240 Like it's actually insane, bro. 03:06:34.240 --> 03:06:35.240 Shit's actually fucking- 03:06:35.240 --> 03:06:36.240 Bro, don't touch. 03:06:36.240 --> 03:06:37.240 Don't touch. 03:06:37.240 --> 03:06:38.240 Jynxie. 03:06:39.240 --> 03:06:40.240 I'm back, bro. 03:06:40.240 --> 03:06:41.240 Sorry, I went to go pee. 03:06:41.240 --> 03:06:43.240 Jynxie, what if I told you? 03:06:43.240 --> 03:06:46.240 I knew lobby is about to be found, baby. 03:06:47.240 --> 03:06:49.240 I think the people want a speech. 03:06:54.240 --> 03:06:57.240 Actually, you've been one-off challenger three times. 03:06:57.240 --> 03:07:01.240 of speech three times and it hasn't worked once. Maybe you just go in and let your fucking 03:07:01.240 --> 03:07:03.240 nuts hang. I don't know. 03:07:03.240 --> 03:07:06.240 I think it's time for. 03:07:06.240 --> 03:07:09.240 Talk to me bro. 03:07:09.240 --> 03:07:12.240 Wait a minute one second. 03:07:12.240 --> 03:07:14.240 What's wrong? 03:07:14.240 --> 03:07:16.240 Wait. 03:07:16.240 --> 03:07:17.240 Is everything okay? 03:07:17.240 --> 03:07:19.240 Yeah, wait, wait. 03:07:19.240 --> 03:07:32.200 Okay, I don't know about Brazil Funk. Okay, Jinx, if I told you now, I think it's time 03:07:32.200 --> 03:07:36.640 to let the gameplay do the fucking talking for us. Do you know what I mean? 03:07:36.640 --> 03:07:45.920 Yes. I also like, let me know what you think, but it could be for your last game, it could 03:07:45.920 --> 03:07:50.480 be coached down test student down test. I really think you prime out whenever that happens. 03:07:50.480 --> 03:07:54.000 You've only really lost when your team fucking four man into it. 03:07:54.000 --> 03:07:58.800 Yeah, but the problem with this game is Jinxie, look at this shit. 03:07:58.800 --> 03:08:06.080 The like it's this fucking piece of shit. Jinxie, I swear, bro, every time I am a one 03:08:06.080 --> 03:08:11.360 went away. These cocksuckers that my fucking ye do you know what I mean, bro? It's like 03:08:11.360 --> 03:08:15.200 why like why do you trade and pick later or no? 03:08:15.200 --> 03:08:17.200 Yeah, well, I'm gonna do 03:08:20.160 --> 03:08:22.160 So I can go down in this game 03:08:25.880 --> 03:08:33.040 At least he traded with you. All right, see a fifth pick. This is the challenger game chat type. I was here in the trash 03:08:38.320 --> 03:08:40.320 So what's wrong talk to me what's going on 03:08:40.320 --> 03:08:47.580 What's wrong right now, Jinx, is that I'm trying to think of what we play here, trying 03:08:47.580 --> 03:08:48.580 to think. 03:08:48.580 --> 03:08:52.440 Every other time we've been one way from Challenger, I've won Hecarim and we've lost. 03:08:52.440 --> 03:08:55.580 So it makes me wonder. 03:08:55.580 --> 03:08:56.580 That's not true. 03:08:56.580 --> 03:08:58.580 Yes, it is true. 03:08:58.580 --> 03:08:59.580 Sorry. 03:08:59.580 --> 03:09:06.820 Okay, Jinx, I'm going to walk into Champion that you've never seen before. 03:09:06.820 --> 03:09:20.580 you sure the fuck is Zahan Zahan is he a jungler he's what does he do fucking 03:09:20.580 --> 03:09:30.100 Chad and he fucks shit the fuck up do you know what I mean what does he do what 03:09:30.100 --> 03:09:34.900 does Zahan do so Zon is a champion where the longer you fight the longer you 03:09:34.900 --> 03:09:39.220 fight the more attack damage you gain to a point where you can really have 600 attack 03:09:39.220 --> 03:09:45.100 damage and if you fight long enough you can literally revive and you literally go nuclear 03:09:45.100 --> 03:09:51.900 like you fucking kill everyone you literally feel like a mass murderer when you lock this 03:09:51.900 --> 03:09:59.020 shit in do you understand me yes so he's like he's like superman 03:09:59.020 --> 03:10:09.500 What if I told you that the same cocksucker, motherfucker, piece of shit bastard that sniped 03:10:09.500 --> 03:10:16.620 me earlier and banned Hecarim and Yi and was spam typing to me all game, the enemy Cassante 03:10:16.620 --> 03:10:19.140 from the first game is the enemy top laner of this game too. 03:10:19.140 --> 03:10:24.500 What if I told you this disgusting reject has such little things going on in his life 03:10:24.500 --> 03:10:27.260 that he's unironically just queuing up to queue snipe me. 03:10:27.260 --> 03:10:29.560 i'm not kidding by the way 03:10:29.560 --> 03:10:32.560 but i think it doesn't really matter bro right 03:10:32.560 --> 03:10:36.100 yo yo yo yo uh... silas silas silas silas 03:10:36.100 --> 03:10:39.000 if your life is really that worthless and maybe it's not even worth living 03:10:39.000 --> 03:10:40.440 anymore you know what i mean bro 03:10:40.440 --> 03:10:43.040 like i know the rope and char's been calling for a couple years now might be 03:10:43.040 --> 03:10:44.360 time to pick up the phone 03:10:44.360 --> 03:10:45.840 in game obviously 03:10:45.840 --> 03:10:48.360 i think serenade don't know 03:10:48.360 --> 03:10:51.520 uh... it's so it's michelle on the other team that was the guy that's like 03:10:51.520 --> 03:10:55.400 to you earlier and then he literally waited out of two for forty minutes like 03:10:55.400 --> 03:11:00.900 could cure banyan's night began 03:11:00.900 --> 03:11:04.180 but dot has this all just makes for a sweet revenge story do you know what i 03:11:04.180 --> 03:11:04.860 mean 03:11:04.860 --> 03:11:06.340 and on stream 03:11:06.340 --> 03:11:08.500 bro i don't like to let this guy in the head 03:11:08.500 --> 03:11:12.380 but this guy's nothing going for him he's doing this on a thursday by the way 03:11:12.380 --> 03:11:15.300 almost a bigger revenge story than when his uh... 03:11:15.300 --> 03:11:18.180 when his father's high school bully 03:11:18.180 --> 03:11:20.540 fucked his dad's wife 03:11:20.540 --> 03:11:21.700 and then made it 03:11:21.700 --> 03:11:28.100 said now he was born by his non-biological father and as a result was neglected for the 03:11:28.100 --> 03:11:32.940 first 15 years of his life until he eventually rekindled things with his original father 03:11:32.940 --> 03:11:37.980 and then when he did he actually realized that his father was only reconnecting with 03:11:37.980 --> 03:11:41.700 him so he could see all his money, so he sold all his money and then ever since then he's 03:11:41.700 --> 03:11:46.220 just been sitting there miserable wondering why his life has turned out this way and Q-Sniping 03:11:46.220 --> 03:11:51.220 streamers to cope with the reality, that's his existence is provided unto him. 03:11:54.220 --> 03:11:55.220 Does that make sense? 03:11:56.220 --> 03:11:57.220 Yes. 03:11:59.220 --> 03:12:14.220 This reminds me of when um, of like the early days of when I would like stream siege and play ranked for 10 hours and then get like one second delay sniped by degenerates who would just sit there and queue snipe and stream snipe with the sim the entire time. 03:12:14.220 --> 03:12:16.220 I'm getting so much nostalgia to this 03:12:19.220 --> 03:12:24.220 Nice, so now I have to invade this because the enemy Pantheon invaded my ballcidery 03:12:24.220 --> 03:12:27.220 So we're gonna have to do shows, we're gonna have to clear a sub-sign 03:12:28.220 --> 03:12:30.220 Is Pantheon a mid laner or top? 03:12:30.220 --> 03:12:34.220 Oh well that's the thing, Riot decided that most champions can do anything nowadays 03:12:34.220 --> 03:12:37.220 So if you play top lane then you can play also mid or jungle 03:12:37.220 --> 03:12:39.220 And like it's the same for every role 03:12:39.220 --> 03:12:45.700 because like nobody wants to play jungle because when you play jungle you get 03:12:45.700 --> 03:12:49.300 harassed because you have pieces of shit that lose your lane solo right so they 03:12:49.300 --> 03:12:53.100 thought that the way there's some fucking way 03:12:56.100 --> 03:13:00.060 I mean this is just retarded 03:13:02.460 --> 03:13:08.700 it's not over bro all right I mean there is but it's here just discussing 03:13:08.700 --> 03:13:15.700 that it's always like when I'm literally I'm one game away and then like I'm 03:13:15.700 --> 03:13:19.820 Jamesy do you understand that being serious when I tell you that if the 03:13:19.820 --> 03:13:23.500 enemy top laner literally had to get shot in the head in front of his parents 03:13:23.500 --> 03:13:27.100 for me to never meet him in a solitude game again I would take that off in a 03:13:27.100 --> 03:13:30.540 heartbeat like it wouldn't even be like a thing right have to think about it it 03:13:30.540 --> 03:13:34.700 would be like yeah like in game I'd be given the offer and one second later he'd 03:13:34.700 --> 03:13:38.340 have a bullet wound literally emanating from his fucking throat and he 03:13:38.340 --> 03:13:41.100 wouldn't be able to breathe because blood would just be fucking like filling up his 03:13:41.100 --> 03:13:43.340 insolfe I guess. 03:13:43.340 --> 03:13:55.500 I'm just so tilted. I mean it's just such a fucking retarded game. Like I sit there 03:13:55.500 --> 03:14:00.080 and I don't get snifed, I get 4 enters, I'm able to 1v9. I get snifed, they target 03:14:00.080 --> 03:14:03.920 and then they pull this bullshit and then I have this guy typing don't us not on 03:14:03.920 --> 03:14:06.520 hechrom 03:14:16.520 --> 03:14:29.520 contest just shut up and win just shut up and win just shut up and win don't us 03:14:29.520 --> 03:14:33.600 Just shut up and work! 03:14:33.600 --> 03:14:39.800 Excuse us, don't win, champion, just be great! 03:14:39.800 --> 03:14:41.800 What would Baker do? 03:14:41.800 --> 03:14:42.800 Yeah! 03:14:42.800 --> 03:14:43.800 Yeah! 03:14:43.800 --> 03:14:44.800 Yeah! 03:14:44.800 --> 03:14:45.800 Yeah! 03:14:45.800 --> 03:14:49.800 Just shut up and work! 03:14:49.800 --> 03:14:56.800 What would Baker do? 03:14:56.800 --> 03:15:02.240 There's no point standing around. 03:15:02.240 --> 03:15:03.240 Yeah! 03:15:03.240 --> 03:15:06.240 Ready or not, we'll be on the double. 03:15:06.240 --> 03:15:12.380 The honest are all of us right in your death. 03:15:12.380 --> 03:15:13.980 Yes, we are. 03:15:13.980 --> 03:15:21.380 And since we're dying anyway, you're saying that it's better if we at this time fighting. 03:15:21.380 --> 03:15:22.380 I am. 03:15:22.380 --> 03:15:23.380 Go away. 03:15:23.380 --> 03:15:24.380 If we'll die anyway. 03:15:24.380 --> 03:15:28.380 If we'll die anyway, then who cares what we do? 03:15:28.380 --> 03:15:32.380 We could just disobey your orders, and it wouldn't mean a thing. 03:15:32.380 --> 03:15:33.380 Stop comparing it! 03:15:33.380 --> 03:15:34.380 You're extra-staffing right. 03:15:34.380 --> 03:15:35.380 Allah! 03:15:35.380 --> 03:15:36.380 Ya Allah! 03:15:36.380 --> 03:15:38.380 Everything that we are meaning. 03:15:38.380 --> 03:15:41.380 Every hope, dream, or moment of happiness. 03:15:41.380 --> 03:15:45.380 None of it matters as you lie bleeding out on the battlefield. 03:15:45.380 --> 03:15:48.380 None of it changes what a speeding rock does to a body. 03:15:48.380 --> 03:15:50.380 We all die. 03:15:50.380 --> 03:15:55.480 But does that mean our lives are meaningless? 03:15:55.480 --> 03:16:00.160 Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? 03:16:00.160 --> 03:16:03.000 Would you say that of our slain comrades? 03:16:03.000 --> 03:16:04.940 What about their lives? 03:16:04.940 --> 03:16:07.440 Were they meaningless? 03:16:07.440 --> 03:16:08.440 They were not! 03:16:08.440 --> 03:16:09.440 They were not! 03:16:09.440 --> 03:16:13.440 Their memory serves as an example to us all! 03:16:13.440 --> 03:16:19.040 The traitors follow, the anguished follow, of their lives have meaning because we, the 03:16:19.040 --> 03:16:21.040 We have not used them to forget them! 03:16:21.040 --> 03:16:23.040 And as we write a certain death, 03:16:23.040 --> 03:16:26.040 we trust our successors to do the same for us! 03:16:26.040 --> 03:16:29.040 Because my soldiers do not butt on a yield 03:16:29.040 --> 03:16:32.040 in place with the enemy of this world! 03:16:32.040 --> 03:16:34.040 My soldiers push forward! 03:16:34.040 --> 03:16:37.040 My soldiers scream out! 03:16:37.040 --> 03:16:40.040 My soldiers raise! 03:16:49.040 --> 03:16:51.040 Come on! Come on! 03:17:19.040 --> 03:17:43.480 What is your favorite song of all time tell me right now? 03:17:49.040 --> 03:17:51.680 Jin see that's the hardest question I've ever been asked in my entire life 03:17:52.600 --> 03:17:55.720 Bro, I don't know the first one that comes to mind the first one 03:17:58.120 --> 03:18:00.120 Kids MGMT I 03:18:02.160 --> 03:18:04.160 Love that's my favorite song about time 03:18:05.960 --> 03:18:09.520 Sorry what I know I was saying the song I love kids too 03:18:11.960 --> 03:18:16.000 Listen to this this is probably my favorite song of all time 03:18:19.040 --> 03:18:29.040 Yeah, this is my parents. 03:18:29.040 --> 03:18:39.040 You shot yourself, take only what you need from it. 03:18:39.040 --> 03:18:49.040 The only thing that is separating you from the calendar is you. 03:18:49.040 --> 03:18:51.040 The man in the mirror. 03:18:51.040 --> 03:18:54.040 That's the only thing stopping you from counting to not that cute. 03:18:54.040 --> 03:18:58.040 The tree is my god like spaghetti. 03:19:58.040 --> 03:20:00.040 I always got your money. 03:20:00.040 --> 03:20:04.040 The same way, you were always there for me, Dodget. 03:20:04.040 --> 03:20:06.040 I always be there for you. 03:20:06.040 --> 03:20:10.040 The same fucking way, you were always there for me. 03:20:10.040 --> 03:20:14.040 I got you. You're gonna make it now. 03:20:14.040 --> 03:20:17.040 They're gonna reach you down. 03:20:17.040 --> 03:20:21.040 They're saying you died in love. 03:20:22.040 --> 03:20:24.040 Come on, show yourself. 03:20:24.040 --> 03:20:26.040 You got to have a job. 03:21:28.040 --> 03:21:38.040 The water is warm, birds and bees shiver. 03:21:38.040 --> 03:21:41.040 A baby is born. 03:21:41.040 --> 03:21:43.040 Remember when he typed? 03:21:43.040 --> 03:21:46.040 Remember all that shitty time? 03:21:46.040 --> 03:21:48.040 Can there be space? 03:21:48.040 --> 03:21:51.040 Like a controlled fire in your room? 03:21:52.040 --> 03:21:54.040 The stations and the stations are there 03:21:54.040 --> 03:21:56.040 Not a bomb but a bomb 03:21:56.040 --> 03:21:58.040 It's a little bit of a disaster 03:21:59.040 --> 03:22:01.040 Through the place I live 03:22:01.040 --> 03:22:04.040 They know that you need it for me 03:22:05.040 --> 03:22:08.040 But then again, the tree is coming 03:22:08.040 --> 03:22:10.040 Don't need it for me 03:22:12.040 --> 03:22:13.040 Show yourself 03:22:13.040 --> 03:22:16.540 I'll take all your shit and get you inside of me 03:22:16.540 --> 03:22:21.040 I'll take all your shit and get you inside of me 03:22:21.040 --> 03:22:22.540 I'll take all your shit and get you inside of me 03:22:34.540 --> 03:22:35.540 I won! 03:22:35.540 --> 03:22:36.540 Cut! 03:22:36.540 --> 03:22:37.540 Cut! 03:22:37.540 --> 03:22:39.540 Bro, you can't type that 03:22:39.540 --> 03:22:41.540 Yeah, no, no, that's why I said my bad 03:22:43.040 --> 03:22:45.040 I 03:22:51.280 --> 03:22:55.700 Could you guys see the off-tatter no what all chat 03:22:58.160 --> 03:23:00.160 Nothing was set Jin see 03:23:01.560 --> 03:23:08.480 Right once you get challenged are so bad about that we need to game is winnable man like this is a close-ass game for child 03:23:08.480 --> 03:23:10.480 What's the dragon count? 03:23:10.480 --> 03:23:15.000 Zero one, bro. This is fucking winnable. This is fucking winnable. 03:23:16.920 --> 03:23:18.920 Okay, I got away 03:23:21.840 --> 03:23:23.840 You never watch the boys, right? 03:23:25.320 --> 03:23:27.820 No, but I've seen um 03:23:28.680 --> 03:23:32.460 I've seen clips of like Homelander and stuff. I know like a tiny bit about it 03:23:32.460 --> 03:23:36.280 Not really. What if I told you that in order to make Homelander the biggest villain ever 03:23:36.280 --> 03:23:39.040 They didn't even need to like raise him in a lab and abuse him 03:23:39.040 --> 03:23:45.300 The only thing they would have had to do is make him play League of Legends for like one month straight with no access to any human connection 03:23:45.460 --> 03:23:46.420 By the end of it 03:23:46.420 --> 03:23:51.620 He would literally be saying they'd be like some kind of fucking like crazy person. He'd be even worse than he was like in the show 03:23:53.080 --> 03:23:58.160 Yeah, I think I understand why League of Legends. Okay, I'm gonna let you 03:24:00.160 --> 03:24:03.400 This looks oh, that's the typing pussy. There's the typing pussy 03:24:03.400 --> 03:24:28.520 Yep, you still have your R, yep, yep, type now, bitch, no. 03:24:28.520 --> 03:24:34.080 If it took a homeless man walking into Lux's house armed with only a machete and cutting 03:24:34.080 --> 03:24:39.200 off both of their hands just for them to not type a single other word for the rest of this 03:24:39.200 --> 03:24:43.800 game, I'm not even kidding, I think that would actually be something that I would look at 03:24:43.800 --> 03:24:45.280 and be like, yeah, that's pretty fair trade. 03:24:45.280 --> 03:24:46.280 You know what I mean? 03:24:46.280 --> 03:24:47.280 In game. 03:24:47.280 --> 03:24:48.280 In game. 03:24:48.280 --> 03:24:49.280 In game. 03:24:49.280 --> 03:24:53.040 Like, you know the guy that goes around giving homeless man machetes on TikTok? 03:24:53.040 --> 03:24:54.040 No. 03:24:54.040 --> 03:24:55.040 No. 03:24:55.040 --> 03:24:58.760 By the way, he needs to find the city that this locks us in and then just like get like 03:24:58.760 --> 03:25:00.440 unbrew every single one of them. 03:25:00.440 --> 03:25:09.520 Like they need to be like a second militia. 03:25:09.520 --> 03:25:16.680 The thing about League though I think, the reason why League of Legends will destroy 03:25:16.680 --> 03:25:22.540 you mentally more than any other game in the world is because other human beings have 03:25:22.540 --> 03:25:27.780 controlled over your emotions. It's the only game in the world where like another human 03:25:27.780 --> 03:25:34.100 being can literally ruin your entire night instantly. I'm not even kidding. Like if I 03:25:34.100 --> 03:25:38.580 play Siege it's like okay the game's 20 minutes I don't care if my teammate goes 0 and 9 because 03:25:38.580 --> 03:25:43.060 I can still also just frag. It's not like him going 0 and 9. It's like if I play Siege 03:25:43.060 --> 03:25:47.780 and my teammate goes 0 and 9 it's not like he makes the other team stronger but in League 03:25:47.780 --> 03:25:54.020 he does yes like in league they do it's the only game where people can just go 03:25:54.020 --> 03:25:56.300 on 03:26:00.980 --> 03:26:08.020 type now bitch type now type now like now you the go type now type now talk now 03:26:08.020 --> 03:26:16.260 talk now talk now like a beam said talk now talk now yeah talk now 03:26:16.260 --> 03:26:18.900 Don't test. Challenge your time, baby. Come on. 03:26:18.900 --> 03:26:19.900 I got it, bro. 03:26:19.900 --> 03:26:23.500 No, but it's not any PVP game. 03:26:23.500 --> 03:26:28.540 If I play Siege and my teammate goes 0-9, he doesn't buff the enemy team, he doesn't 03:26:28.540 --> 03:26:29.820 make them stronger. 03:26:29.820 --> 03:26:33.700 In Leedy, if my teammate goes 0-9, he makes the enemy team stronger. 03:26:33.700 --> 03:26:34.700 Yep. 03:26:34.700 --> 03:26:43.660 And the game literally lasts forever. 03:26:43.660 --> 03:26:51.380 the reason why the slux is typing so much is because he normally gives his dad the handjobs every night after his dad finishes work 03:26:51.380 --> 03:26:56.640 so as a result he's sitting there and trying to warm up his hands so that when his dad comes he can satisfy him in under 30 seconds 03:26:56.640 --> 03:26:57.640 does that make sense? 03:26:59.140 --> 03:27:00.140 yes 03:27:04.140 --> 03:27:08.140 this is the challenger game, we got a cinema game for challenger, it's fucking closed 03:27:08.640 --> 03:27:09.640 i got the shit 03:27:13.660 --> 03:27:16.660 I spare them from what they've become. 03:27:16.660 --> 03:27:18.220 Why is the Lux typing now? 03:27:18.220 --> 03:27:19.540 I don't understand. 03:27:19.540 --> 03:27:21.940 Does Lux mad at you? 03:27:21.940 --> 03:27:24.660 No, the thing is they have an anger at the world 03:27:24.660 --> 03:27:28.860 that you can sit there and you can have a career doing 03:27:28.860 --> 03:27:32.820 the thing that they do every day that they get nothing out of. 03:27:32.820 --> 03:27:35.420 So as a result of the second they see your name in their game, 03:27:35.420 --> 03:27:37.820 they just instantly start harassing you or insulting you 03:27:37.820 --> 03:27:39.860 or saying that and trying to make it seem like you're 03:27:39.860 --> 03:27:40.940 the problem. 03:27:40.940 --> 03:27:43.340 When it's like you hold Tab and the enemy Pantheon 03:27:43.340 --> 03:27:46.960 is the only guy fucking underperforming in the entire lobby, right? 03:27:46.960 --> 03:27:49.700 So it's like, they just want to type cancer 03:27:49.700 --> 03:27:51.580 because your name is the only one they recognize, 03:27:51.580 --> 03:27:52.900 does that make sense? 03:27:52.900 --> 03:27:53.740 Got it. 03:27:58.900 --> 03:28:00.980 Do you want to know what fakers team used to do 03:28:00.980 --> 03:28:03.340 as a training regimen? 03:28:03.340 --> 03:28:04.820 What? 03:28:04.820 --> 03:28:07.300 They used to hook up all four players, 03:28:07.300 --> 03:28:10.340 or all five players' brains up to like monitors. 03:28:10.340 --> 03:28:12.900 And if you int and leak, they send neurons 03:28:12.900 --> 03:28:16.400 through the wires that instantly kill you. 03:28:16.400 --> 03:28:23.400 So as a result it makes it so you literally can't enter or you die. 03:28:26.740 --> 03:28:29.740 Endgame. Does that make sense? 03:28:42.900 --> 03:28:47.020 Like I think we're still gonna win. 03:28:47.020 --> 03:28:50.960 This is our combat is fucking broken, but it's just like, it's, what pisses me off 03:28:50.960 --> 03:28:54.660 Jinx is that this isn't the game that I'd want to hit Challenger off of, do you know 03:28:54.660 --> 03:28:55.660 what I mean? 03:28:55.660 --> 03:28:58.700 Yeah, do you want to hit Challenger when you solo carry? 03:28:58.700 --> 03:29:03.300 Yeah, it's like a guy loses his virginity, right? 03:29:03.300 --> 03:29:08.980 But the person who loses it to is like, like a prostitute with like no arms or legs that 03:29:08.980 --> 03:29:11.180 his like friends hired for him. 03:29:11.180 --> 03:29:12.180 You know what I mean? 03:29:12.180 --> 03:29:16.820 Yeah, you're still doing it, but it's like is it really something you're gonna look back on and be like oh, yeah 03:29:16.820 --> 03:29:18.820 That's a good memory. You know I'm talking about 03:29:20.700 --> 03:29:25.460 Yeah, I actually kind of know exactly what you mean like he's sitting there and he's like fucking spinning her out 03:29:25.460 --> 03:29:29.740 Like she's a kebab. You know what I mean like I like a like at the at the shawarma shops 03:29:29.820 --> 03:29:32.060 He's just like fucking spinning her out and shit 03:29:35.700 --> 03:29:37.700 Like a portable flashlight 03:29:42.180 --> 03:29:49.780 new topic yeah okay all right so we're gonna look for the talk about focus on 03:29:49.780 --> 03:29:57.620 the dragon so what are the percentages you guys win this and lose this is it 03:29:57.620 --> 03:30:05.980 5050 you think now I'd say like when percent is probably about 80 just 03:30:05.980 --> 03:30:08.280 just because your guys' team comp lines up really well. 03:30:08.280 --> 03:30:08.780 Yep. 03:30:11.280 --> 03:30:14.480 Because like our team comp is really tanky and it also does a lot of damage, 03:30:14.480 --> 03:30:17.280 and then your team doesn't really have a way to like, deal with us. 03:30:20.880 --> 03:30:24.280 But then it says, you deserve this, we're got like, bro, you deserve it! 03:30:24.280 --> 03:30:25.580 You're head out of the gutter. 03:30:25.580 --> 03:30:30.680 The only reason why this is your challenger game is because you solo carried last game, bro. 03:30:30.680 --> 03:30:33.780 Fucking hype up a little bit, you deserve challenger, bro. 03:30:33.780 --> 03:30:35.680 I don't give a fuck how you get it. 03:30:35.680 --> 03:30:40.200 I don't care if you have to pull a moota and literally win train, you got challenger, brah. 03:30:40.200 --> 03:30:41.700 Well, don't do that, brah. 03:30:42.580 --> 03:30:45.240 You know what? You're right, let me sit the fuck up then. 03:30:45.240 --> 03:30:48.440 You're actually fucking right, dude. Are you fucking kidding me? 03:30:48.440 --> 03:30:51.440 Challenger wasn't a thing we did in one game. 03:30:51.440 --> 03:30:54.440 It's a fucking marathon that we've worked for. 03:30:57.600 --> 03:30:58.600 Oh my god. 03:30:59.840 --> 03:31:00.840 Nice! 03:31:03.040 --> 03:31:04.040 Uhh... 03:31:04.040 --> 03:31:09.040 Yeah, now something's going to open. 03:31:09.040 --> 03:31:11.040 Uh, what'd you say? 03:31:11.040 --> 03:31:13.040 Do they have dragon now? 03:31:13.040 --> 03:31:15.040 Oh yeah, they're trying to summon her. 03:31:15.040 --> 03:31:17.040 We're okay. 03:31:17.040 --> 03:31:20.040 Bawah, we're okay. 03:31:20.040 --> 03:31:23.040 No, god, I know what that means. 03:31:23.040 --> 03:31:25.040 So you're not okay. 03:31:25.040 --> 03:31:26.040 You're not okay. 03:31:26.040 --> 03:31:27.040 No, we're actually fine. 03:31:27.040 --> 03:31:30.040 Why is Muda calling me? 03:31:30.040 --> 03:31:33.040 Muda, what do you want, bro? 03:31:33.040 --> 03:31:42.840 So, did he just call you and then say nothing? 03:31:42.840 --> 03:31:48.040 No, he called me and then yelled about how he said stop saying I'm win trading, I'm 03:31:48.040 --> 03:31:50.040 not win trading. 03:31:50.040 --> 03:31:57.040 Yes, Shack, Balmuda has never win trading. 03:31:57.040 --> 03:32:00.040 Balmuda has never win trading. 03:32:00.040 --> 03:32:06.040 But that's the most incriminating thing ever, when he hit us with a ball it's like... 03:32:06.040 --> 03:32:11.040 Yeah he may as well have just not even said anything. 03:32:11.040 --> 03:32:17.040 He had to do a variation. 03:32:17.040 --> 03:32:22.040 Alright, now all we need is for our team to group. 03:32:22.040 --> 03:32:26.040 I'm telling you, as long as we're 5 we can just like out 1. 03:32:26.040 --> 03:32:28.360 Yeah, as long as you just team fight 03:32:33.960 --> 03:32:35.960 Who says 03:32:36.200 --> 03:32:40.040 That's a NASA's NASA's that was actually kind of aura. Yeah 03:32:40.040 --> 03:32:41.040 Yeah. 03:32:41.040 --> 03:32:56.640 Bro, the way you got out of that was actually disgusting. 03:32:56.640 --> 03:32:57.640 Oh my god. 03:32:57.640 --> 03:32:58.640 Yeah, but it just sucks. 03:32:58.640 --> 03:33:02.400 I'm not just permachains to see it till I fucking die every single time. 03:33:02.400 --> 03:33:05.760 Yeah, you kind of just get stunned and rooted the whole time. 03:33:05.760 --> 03:33:07.840 Yeah, that's a nice thing to watch. 03:33:07.840 --> 03:33:09.840 Yeah, I mean it's just like so-cancer. 03:33:09.840 --> 03:33:23.840 front to back one time what does that mean front to back 03:33:23.840 --> 03:33:27.840 so front to back is when you just play as like a standard unit with your front line in 03:33:27.840 --> 03:33:31.840 front and then your back line in back but the problem is right now we're not doing 03:33:31.840 --> 03:33:35.840 that like for some reason it's like two people are gonna be split off from the rest of 03:33:35.840 --> 03:33:39.040 suddenly admin team gets the chance to engage and it's just really disgusting 03:33:39.040 --> 03:33:42.640 like they're my NASA's and it's on or just like over here like the fuck are you 03:33:42.640 --> 03:33:46.560 guys doing just don't do that like if they were just don't do that we're good 03:33:46.560 --> 03:33:53.920 but it's like why is my entire chat saying GG GG GG GG GG what even happened 03:33:53.920 --> 03:34:00.800 yeah I mean it's not it's a loss yet but is it losing now like is it no longer 03:34:00.800 --> 03:34:02.800 80-20? 03:34:02.800 --> 03:34:06.800 No, we have a Nasus on our team, so it'll never be below 80-20. 03:34:06.800 --> 03:34:09.800 But it's just like we just need our team to actually play properly. 03:34:09.800 --> 03:34:30.260 Can this fucking cancer retard press all right doesn't have our 03:34:30.260 --> 03:34:40.640 So you see how his name is Heal? 03:34:40.640 --> 03:34:46.840 Yeah, so I'm guessing that he's probably an enchantment that only plays healers and this 03:34:46.840 --> 03:34:49.920 time he's randomly locking in this bullshit. 03:34:49.920 --> 03:34:55.320 Let's see if I'm right. 03:34:55.320 --> 03:35:00.240 Nope, he's actually autofilled. 03:35:00.240 --> 03:35:06.240 one sec 03:35:06.240 --> 03:35:08.240 what so he doesn't play support normally? 03:35:08.240 --> 03:35:11.240 nope, he never plays support 03:35:11.240 --> 03:35:26.240 alright 03:35:26.240 --> 03:35:33.240 one second on tests 03:35:34.540 --> 03:35:36.280 alright I'm back 03:35:36.280 --> 03:35:39.280 you got this 03:35:39.280 --> 03:36:07.280 I mean listen, if we go for a fight here, this guy should actually be good. 03:36:07.280 --> 03:36:09.280 Nice! 03:36:09.280 --> 03:36:19.280 Wait, wait, wait, HUGE! 03:36:19.280 --> 03:36:33.280 So this is, okay, um, is this a dub? 03:36:33.280 --> 03:36:35.280 What's happening? 03:36:35.280 --> 03:36:37.280 This game is so hard to follow at all. 03:36:37.280 --> 03:36:43.280 So you know how a lot of times in my games, I sit there and I call my teammates slaves and NPCs? 03:36:43.280 --> 03:36:44.280 Yes. 03:36:44.280 --> 03:36:54.280 This game, I'm the slave NPC. So I just need to hope that the people that can control me are actually like people that are able to lead us to victory. 03:36:54.280 --> 03:37:02.280 It's like imagine Moses parts the Red Sea, but then to troll everyone he just decides to like close it and kill everybody that's crossing. 03:37:02.280 --> 03:37:05.560 That's like what our team has a potential to do for us. 03:37:05.560 --> 03:37:09.640 And I have no control on whether or not Moses is going to troll the crossing right now. 03:37:09.640 --> 03:37:10.640 Does that make sense? 03:37:10.640 --> 03:37:13.080 So basically your only job is just to team fight and die? 03:37:13.080 --> 03:37:14.080 Yeah, exactly. 03:37:14.080 --> 03:37:18.080 It's like I'm the guy with the C4 shot to my chest. 03:37:18.080 --> 03:37:19.080 Okay. 03:37:19.080 --> 03:37:31.720 Well, I don't know about this Zahem guy, he looks shit, he doesn't look like he does 03:37:31.720 --> 03:37:36.720 much the thing is that it's because the problem this game is just that the enemy 03:37:36.720 --> 03:37:40.640 team is prima focusing in every single fight but that's the only reason why it 03:37:40.640 --> 03:37:43.480 looks as bad as it does 03:37:51.440 --> 03:37:59.560 wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute 03:37:59.560 --> 03:38:04.920 Cause like, Genji, think about this way, so you know how the enemy team fanboyed me by 03:38:04.920 --> 03:38:08.080 banning Ian, and then we also know that this guy is sniping me? 03:38:08.080 --> 03:38:09.080 Yes. 03:38:09.080 --> 03:38:11.080 So they're doing the same thing to me, but in teamfights. 03:38:11.080 --> 03:38:15.360 So even though my team is fed as fuck, and they're like, like, I'm not the problem, they're 03:38:15.360 --> 03:38:16.360 still focusing me. 03:38:16.360 --> 03:38:21.440 It's like you're in a gang war, and the enemy group decides to focus your friend, but it's 03:38:21.440 --> 03:38:23.280 a friend with like, Down syndrome. 03:38:23.280 --> 03:38:24.280 You know what I mean? 03:38:24.280 --> 03:38:28.200 And then you're just saying, you're like, wait, why is everybody ganging up on this guy? 03:38:28.200 --> 03:38:31.760 out of all people. That's literally what it's like in this game right now. It's like they 03:38:31.760 --> 03:38:35.680 have their baseball bat, their knives, their fucking guns, and they're only going after 03:38:35.680 --> 03:38:41.080 it after me. And it's like bro, like why? You know what I'm talking about? 03:38:41.080 --> 03:38:46.560 Yeah. So wait, you're literally like useless and they're still just like stun, stun, stun, 03:38:46.560 --> 03:38:51.040 root, dead. Yeah, yeah, literally. Literally. Because the thing is that in their mind, as 03:38:51.040 --> 03:38:55.040 long as the streamer dies and he tilts they win the game, right? Because their lives are 03:38:55.040 --> 03:39:00.660 are so meaningless outside of tilting streamers in League of Legends games that they have 03:39:00.660 --> 03:39:03.420 to sit down and derive all their enjoyment from it. 03:39:03.420 --> 03:39:06.540 It's like how Boggles is just going to spend all their rage baiting you. 03:39:06.540 --> 03:39:09.620 But imagine if Boggles didn't even post content on it. 03:39:09.620 --> 03:39:11.020 Like that's how you all he did. 03:39:11.020 --> 03:39:15.060 And now imagine instead of being like in your chat he was in your games, and imagine instead 03:39:15.060 --> 03:39:19.540 of rage baiting you he was either inting you or he was focusing on the enemy team. 03:39:19.540 --> 03:39:23.300 This is not that you're gonna have challengers who even cares bro, right? 03:39:24.700 --> 03:39:27.460 Yeah, but I'm so mad cuz this game. I'm not the main character 03:39:27.780 --> 03:39:33.340 But it's like I that that's just like my own ego. Yeah, but don't says you can't always be the main character, bro 03:39:33.980 --> 03:39:35.980 But I want to be 03:39:36.980 --> 03:39:40.180 Yeah, but it's okay like sometimes you're not gonna be the main character that's just life, bro 03:39:40.180 --> 03:39:44.540 It's a win. We'll take the fucking win. That's challenger man. It's the end of your journey, bro 03:39:44.540 --> 03:39:48.180 Like true up. Hey, cheer up a little bit, right? All right 03:39:49.540 --> 03:39:57.540 Alright, let's go. 03:39:57.540 --> 03:39:58.540 You guys are still winning, right? 03:39:58.540 --> 03:39:59.540 Yeah, yeah, for sure. 03:39:59.540 --> 03:40:00.540 100% 03:40:00.540 --> 03:40:05.980 Well, like, rather burn out where I generally don't think we can lose. 03:40:05.980 --> 03:40:06.980 Why is that? 03:40:06.980 --> 03:40:07.980 Why? 03:40:07.980 --> 03:40:13.540 Well, because, okay, so, the Sion on our team, the way that he scales is he gets, like, 03:40:13.540 --> 03:40:17.220 infinite HP, right, by, like, killing minions. 03:40:17.220 --> 03:40:22.380 And my masses gets infinite damage on his Q by killing minions, and since we're 30 minutes 03:40:22.380 --> 03:40:26.180 into the game now, it's like both of them are scaled to a point where it's like, how 03:40:26.180 --> 03:40:27.180 do you even kill them? 03:40:27.180 --> 03:40:30.180 You know what I mean? 03:40:30.180 --> 03:40:31.180 Yeah. 03:40:31.180 --> 03:40:35.980 So we have like two infinite scalers, and our team comp is also very like high tankiness, 03:40:35.980 --> 03:40:36.980 and they don't have damage. 03:40:36.980 --> 03:40:45.900 Like if the enemy team had someone like Master Yi, it would be rough, but they don't. 03:40:45.900 --> 03:40:52.900 That's why normally I love playing champs like Yi, because Yi is a champ that no matter what he can carry, is that what it sounds like? 03:40:53.900 --> 03:40:54.900 Yes, no matter what. 03:40:55.900 --> 03:40:56.900 Well, champions like... 03:40:57.900 --> 03:40:59.900 I think this is over man, yeah, this looks over. 03:41:05.900 --> 03:41:06.900 I don't need to get out of Pantheon. 03:41:07.900 --> 03:41:10.900 If we don't get out of Pantheon, Pantheon all the time and kills us. 03:41:10.900 --> 03:41:18.540 somebody in my chat said how is he winning if the score is 37-30 like the score doesn't mean 03:41:18.540 --> 03:41:25.300 everything though right no because yes the score is 37-30 but guys what do what does score do score 03:41:25.300 --> 03:41:30.260 allows you to get an indication of like the relative gold lead right of a team that's literally all 03:41:30.260 --> 03:41:36.100 it does but if the enemy team only has two more dragons than us right and if we also win fights 03:41:36.100 --> 03:41:42.980 It's harder than they do like think of it this way our team has four HP stackers and the enemy team has one champion 03:41:42.980 --> 03:41:49.600 That does percent health damage one, you know what I mean? So it's like it does it really doesn't mean shit like 03:41:51.100 --> 03:41:55.860 Like yeah, they have no way of winning fights. It's like putting like King Kong in New York 03:41:56.060 --> 03:41:58.060 You know I mean like it nobody's 03:41:58.420 --> 03:42:02.060 You're gonna get challenger bro cheer up man. You're like too sad 03:42:02.620 --> 03:42:04.780 You gotta get happy bro. You earned this 03:42:04.780 --> 03:42:11.880 The only reason this is your rank up game is because you solo wiped the last game with ye bro. You got to be happy dentist 03:42:12.380 --> 03:42:14.220 You know what you're right? 03:42:14.220 --> 03:42:21.860 Be happy bro. You did it. You got challenge challenger. No, yeah, no, yeah, we still need to fight for jinx if you still need to fight 03:42:21.860 --> 03:42:26.220 Let's go. So lock the fuck in bro. All right, let's do it. So 10 seconds on dragon 03:42:26.980 --> 03:42:31.960 Nice, okay, that's one huge huge. So we just got this for free 03:42:31.960 --> 03:42:40.520 free drag bro yep so now what we're going to do is we're just going to drag this out 03:42:40.520 --> 03:42:47.680 and then we're going to finish it now why do you drag the dragon out like that just so 03:42:47.680 --> 03:42:51.520 they can't flash in and shit exactly because if it's over here and then pan down and flash 03:42:51.520 --> 03:42:59.280 in and queues the sealer then we're fucked right what does pantheon's queue do it's like 03:42:59.280 --> 03:43:04.440 money he uh... it money it says here out 03:43:04.440 --> 03:43:06.600 brothers looking so good 03:43:06.600 --> 03:43:10.040 this looking so fucking good 03:43:10.040 --> 03:43:13.320 no official 03:43:13.320 --> 03:43:15.360 bro dot as a i 03:43:15.360 --> 03:43:18.280 i think you did it well and i was gonna say i'm proud of you man not don't be 03:43:18.280 --> 03:43:22.880 proud yet jinx you don't be proud yet 03:43:22.880 --> 03:43:29.160 yes this is like literally the fourth time you've been one of 03:43:29.160 --> 03:43:34.920 Okay, we're gonna back off, and then afterwards I'll see if I can reset here. 03:43:34.920 --> 03:43:37.640 I think you should listen to something inspirational for the rest of the game. 03:43:37.640 --> 03:43:39.920 The chat is saying you should listen to something inspirational. 03:43:41.720 --> 03:43:43.840 Okay, I'm gonna play a song for Janksy. 03:43:43.840 --> 03:43:46.960 When I went to Korea the last time, right? 03:43:46.960 --> 03:43:52.280 When I went to Korea the last time, there was this one song that I found, 03:43:52.280 --> 03:43:54.840 and it was called Angel of the Flame. 03:43:54.840 --> 03:43:56.640 Do you want to listen to it with me? 03:43:56.640 --> 03:43:58.560 Yes, bro, of course. 03:43:58.560 --> 03:44:00.560 I literally loved you, man. 03:44:02.360 --> 03:44:05.360 We must become the angel of the flame right now, Janksie. 03:44:13.160 --> 03:44:16.160 Hi guys, can you do the twitch YouTube thing? I think it's Kallis or something. 03:44:18.560 --> 03:44:21.560 Angel of the flame. Crank it up! Crank it up! Crank it! 03:44:22.560 --> 03:44:24.560 Yup, murder him! 03:44:28.560 --> 03:44:37.680 I want you to feel the chill strings here. Listen. This is where I want to be one day 03:44:37.680 --> 03:44:46.240 for all my challenges when I come in. And you will be seven months in time later. I think 03:44:46.240 --> 03:44:54.960 seven months, really? Seven months. You will become the angel for playing G.C. and you 03:44:54.960 --> 03:44:57.960 You will join my region, do you understand me? 03:45:04.960 --> 03:45:08.960 Whatever you do, don't mess. Just end the game, okay? 03:45:09.960 --> 03:45:12.960 Take your challenge and keep hard on your days. 03:45:24.960 --> 03:45:26.960 I 03:45:26.960 --> 03:45:56.920 I'm just doing the music chatty. 03:45:56.920 --> 03:46:10.600 I'm just feeling the music, James C! 03:46:10.600 --> 03:46:12.600 You got... 03:46:13.100 --> 03:46:14.600 ...CHILLING DIRT! 03:46:34.100 --> 03:46:36.100 FIX THEM NOT DEAD! 03:46:36.100 --> 03:46:38.100 My adjects have been near place slow and safe. 03:46:40.600 --> 03:46:41.600 Nice! 03:46:41.600 --> 03:46:42.600 Nice! 03:46:42.600 --> 03:46:43.600 Ah! 03:46:43.600 --> 03:46:44.580 Y-You did it! 03:46:44.580 --> 03:46:47.240 Oh my god! 03:46:47.240 --> 03:47:01.420 You fucking did it! 03:47:01.420 --> 03:47:06.420 You did it! 03:47:06.420 --> 03:47:08.420 Oh my god! 03:47:08.420 --> 03:47:12.420 You fucking did it! 03:47:12.420 --> 03:47:15.420 You did it! 03:47:15.420 --> 03:47:17.420 You reached Challenger! 03:47:17.420 --> 03:47:25.420 In League of Legends! 03:47:25.420 --> 03:47:29.420 I think you should wait for the animation now. 03:47:29.420 --> 03:47:32.580 so the animation isn't gonna hit yet jing see 03:47:32.580 --> 03:47:34.500 it'll only hit my not 03:47:34.500 --> 03:47:35.820 because it's only 03:47:35.820 --> 03:47:39.780 let me show you 03:47:39.780 --> 03:47:43.700 it'll only hit 03:47:43.700 --> 03:47:46.900 and about nine hours from now 03:47:46.900 --> 03:47:50.060 that's a cock block and a half what the fuck 03:47:50.060 --> 03:47:54.500 but jing see there is an issue 03:47:54.500 --> 03:47:57.620 right now i'm currently 03:47:57.620 --> 03:48:04.340 955 LP and the current challenger cutoff as we speak is 943 03:48:06.060 --> 03:48:08.060 So you got it? 03:48:08.460 --> 03:48:11.020 I'm just wondering if we should queue up for one more 03:48:16.100 --> 03:48:18.900 Because jinx I'm gonna be honest with you that was a good game 03:48:20.140 --> 03:48:23.940 To hit challenger it was good. We won. That's what matters 03:48:23.940 --> 03:48:33.460 But I don't think that's the story that I want to be written about this day! 03:48:33.460 --> 03:48:40.700 I don't think, Jengzee, that I want the challenge of rank-up day to be known as a day where 03:48:40.700 --> 03:48:46.580 the last game that was played was one where I got carried! 03:48:46.580 --> 03:48:51.140 I don't want to jump in a game where I got tilted! 03:48:51.140 --> 03:48:54.640 I got mad when I flamed! 03:48:56.640 --> 03:49:04.640 I wanted to be a game that reflects the reality of what this crime has been! 03:49:06.640 --> 03:49:19.140 I wanted to be a game where we won the game, where we can, and where we're the ones in control! 03:49:21.140 --> 03:49:29.140 Because regardless of whether or not another game is playing scene, Challenger is not the end! 03:49:31.140 --> 03:49:33.140 It's the beginning! 03:49:35.140 --> 03:49:49.140 And the thing is, that whether or not I hit Challenger at 9.55 or 9.80, it will not change the fact that I'll still queue up tomorrow. 03:49:49.140 --> 03:49:56.140 And that the day after that, I will come up again, and again, and again! 03:50:00.140 --> 03:50:07.140 Because the only thing that can stop an unstoppable force is an immovable object! 03:50:07.140 --> 03:50:12.140 And there's nothing that is immovable in this life! 03:50:12.140 --> 03:50:24.380 only you can limit yourself and so on as we stay motivated I don't think that we can be limited 03:50:24.380 --> 03:50:35.660 so now Jaincy I turn the question to you do you think we cure up again do you think we enter the 03:50:35.660 --> 03:50:37.660 WHAT'S WRONG?! 03:50:39.660 --> 03:50:41.660 KILL THEM! 03:50:43.660 --> 03:50:44.660 MY CODE! 03:50:44.660 --> 03:50:46.660 NOTHING GETS ALLENGER! 03:50:46.660 --> 03:50:48.660 ON A FORREST WELL GAME! 03:50:49.660 --> 03:50:51.660 MY CODE MURDERES THE ENTIRE! 03:50:53.660 --> 03:50:55.660 AND IF YOU LOSE SOULGER! 03:50:55.660 --> 03:50:57.660 I'LL SO FUCKING BE IT! 03:50:57.660 --> 03:51:00.660 AT LEAST YOU WENT OUT BLINGING! 03:51:01.660 --> 03:51:03.660 And if we lose to a Janksy... 03:51:03.660 --> 03:51:08.220 Then it doesn't even matter because we'll just hit it again. 03:51:08.220 --> 03:51:10.340 Do you understand? 03:51:10.340 --> 03:51:11.300 Yes, bro. 03:51:11.300 --> 03:51:12.460 Yes, coach. 03:51:12.460 --> 03:51:13.980 Yes, sensei. 03:51:13.980 --> 03:51:15.260 Yes, master. 03:51:15.260 --> 03:51:16.620 Listen, bro. 03:51:16.620 --> 03:51:19.580 I understand that feeling in your stomach right now. 03:51:19.580 --> 03:51:23.140 You reach challenger on a 4 and 12 game. 03:51:23.140 --> 03:51:25.620 That's not the coach I know. 03:51:25.620 --> 03:51:27.620 That's not the sensei I know. 03:51:27.620 --> 03:51:30.420 If you lose this game and lose your challenger, 03:51:30.420 --> 03:51:32.860 you died with honor, Dantez. 03:51:32.860 --> 03:51:38.000 But the Dantez I know is going to drop 19 kills with Yi and secure the challenger. 03:51:38.800 --> 03:51:40.440 You fucking god damn right he is. 03:51:41.320 --> 03:51:45.640 And if it's not on the Yi then it's on the Hakrim and if it's on the Hakrim then it'll be Diana. 03:51:45.640 --> 03:51:48.080 And if it's not Diana then it'll be Wukong. 03:51:48.480 --> 03:51:50.680 But no matter what, so help me God. 03:51:51.100 --> 03:51:58.280 This game, Jensi, I will show you what it means to be challenger. 03:51:58.280 --> 03:52:03.280 Not just a name, but in skill level. 03:52:03.280 --> 03:52:05.280 Do you understand me? 03:52:05.280 --> 03:52:08.280 Yes. Yes. 03:52:08.280 --> 03:52:13.280 Then let's get it. The fuck done! 03:52:19.280 --> 03:52:22.280 Now this is the game where you prove your challenger, Dante. 03:52:22.280 --> 03:52:25.280 One second, I'll be back in five seconds. 03:52:25.280 --> 03:52:29.280 Everybody lock the fuck up. 03:52:31.280 --> 03:52:39.280 Guys, who is here right now? 03:52:39.280 --> 03:52:41.280 I just want to know. 03:52:41.280 --> 03:52:54.280 It's like right now, guys, I'm entering the gladiator ring, and I just want to know who is going to sit here watching me fight for my life. 03:52:54.280 --> 03:53:03.800 my honor and my pride as I lay it all on the line and I enter the battlefield one more time. 03:53:03.800 --> 03:53:17.200 Who is accompanying me on this journey? Who is sitting here and who is experiencing the moment 03:53:17.200 --> 03:53:31.720 And that all of us are who is here. 03:53:31.720 --> 03:53:36.880 And what I'll do for you guys, and I want you all to listen to me right now, is I will 03:53:36.880 --> 03:53:45.440 give you guys the most disgusting game of mastery that you have ever seen in your entire 03:53:45.440 --> 03:54:00.280 I will give you the most diabolical performance that you have ever witnessed. 03:54:00.280 --> 03:54:06.760 Let's sit here right now and let's just experience this moment together. 03:54:06.760 --> 03:54:11.160 Because this is a moment that will never get back. 03:54:11.160 --> 03:54:18.160 Yes, maybe one day, we'll be in a similar position. 03:54:18.160 --> 03:54:19.160 Not this. 03:54:19.160 --> 03:54:21.160 But never this. 03:54:21.160 --> 03:54:23.160 I want 30 kills. 03:54:23.160 --> 03:54:25.160 I want 30. 03:54:25.160 --> 03:54:26.160 I want 30. 03:54:26.160 --> 03:54:28.160 I want 30. 03:54:28.160 --> 03:54:30.160 Then that's what you'll have, buddy. 03:54:30.160 --> 03:54:34.160 Let's fucking do this shit. 03:54:34.160 --> 03:54:53.360 I want to know honestly, what did you think about that song that I just showed you? 03:54:53.360 --> 03:54:54.680 At the end of last game? 03:54:54.680 --> 03:54:59.640 Yep, the one that was playing. 03:54:59.640 --> 03:55:00.640 I thought it was beautiful. 03:55:00.640 --> 03:55:07.040 Then let me play another song for you right now, are you listening? 03:55:07.040 --> 03:55:14.840 This one Jinxie is called, Tell Her I Wasn't Scared. 03:55:14.840 --> 03:55:19.320 I wanted to imagine Jinxie that our village is being attacked. 03:55:19.320 --> 03:55:27.240 Me and you were on the forefront, an army of chatters at our back, and we know that the 03:55:27.240 --> 03:55:34.080 the incoming army. They're going to try to kill us, Jinxie. They're going to kill us. 03:55:34.080 --> 03:55:39.800 They're going to kill our cows, our goats, our children, our wives, our fathers, our 03:55:39.800 --> 03:55:46.320 mothers, and our grandfathers too. This incoming army, Jinxie, they're going to take everything 03:55:46.320 --> 03:55:55.320 that we have. They're going to kill everyone that we love. They're going to take away everything 03:55:55.320 --> 03:56:01.160 that means anything to us in this world. 03:56:01.160 --> 03:56:05.600 Unless we stand against them. 03:56:05.600 --> 03:56:09.040 And although it's overwhelming odds, Jinxi, 03:56:09.040 --> 03:56:11.840 although we might number in the tens of thousands, 03:56:11.840 --> 03:56:15.080 they number in the hundreds. 03:56:15.080 --> 03:56:17.800 We must still get up. 03:56:17.800 --> 03:56:23.000 We must still walk to the front of the castle walls. 03:56:23.000 --> 03:56:30.000 We must raise our swords and we must fight! 03:56:39.000 --> 03:56:41.000 What just happened there? 03:56:53.000 --> 03:56:54.000 Uh... 03:57:19.000 --> 03:57:20.000 What's wrong? 03:57:20.000 --> 03:57:31.820 We'll take a chance, it's okay. 03:57:31.820 --> 03:57:37.780 We're getting stream sniped, but I know something that they don't, GenC. 03:57:37.780 --> 03:57:43.080 We have a fucking army of support, so it doesn't matter if they stream snipe, doesn't matter 03:57:43.080 --> 03:57:48.400 if they invade, doesn't matter if they focus me in every fight and make it impossible for 03:57:48.400 --> 03:58:07.000 None of it will stop Destiny. 03:58:07.000 --> 03:58:13.840 The story has already been written, Jyncey, and all that's left to do is get the ink 03:58:13.840 --> 03:58:20.840 to fill out the pages. 03:58:36.720 --> 03:58:41.720 As long as we don't smoke, it's fine. 03:59:13.840 --> 03:59:15.840 What are we going to do? 03:59:17.120 --> 03:59:19.120 Well, we need to young look 03:59:20.560 --> 03:59:22.560 Well, too old we need to 03:59:29.840 --> 03:59:31.840 God's ass talk to 03:59:33.760 --> 03:59:37.380 Command you to one be tonight. Do you understand what I'm telling you? 03:59:38.520 --> 03:59:42.360 Then the one tonight and you shall have this isn't a request 03:59:43.840 --> 03:59:50.840 I command you to 1v9. 03:59:51.360 --> 03:59:53.360 And I forget you. 03:59:53.360 --> 03:59:55.200 I think you're weak. 03:59:55.200 --> 04:00:02.200 Show them what you've got. 04:00:02.200 --> 04:00:05.600 You guys are definitely stream sniping pieces of shit, by the way. 04:00:05.600 --> 04:00:09.260 I'm going to tell my other playing. I know dick riding when I see it. 04:00:09.260 --> 04:00:13.520 I know dick riding when I see it from a mile away, man. 04:00:13.520 --> 04:00:18.520 well you know what the dangers of dick riding too hard are right 04:00:18.520 --> 04:00:20.520 um... 04:00:20.520 --> 04:00:22.160 impregnation 04:00:22.160 --> 04:00:29.160 then one day that person is gonna nut 04:00:36.220 --> 04:00:37.520 and then when you do not 04:00:37.520 --> 04:00:39.400 dot that's 04:00:39.400 --> 04:00:42.720 you're gonna put it right on their fucking face 04:00:42.720 --> 04:00:47.120 I'm going to make them shrink it like it's a pina colada from an all-inclusive resort. 04:00:52.720 --> 04:00:53.220 Done this. 04:00:54.320 --> 04:00:55.820 You realize the gravity of this game? 04:00:56.420 --> 04:00:58.320 I think you win, you secure challenger. 04:00:58.320 --> 04:00:59.720 If you lose, you lose it. 04:00:59.820 --> 04:01:00.320 Right? 04:01:01.820 --> 04:01:02.320 WAIT! 04:01:02.920 --> 04:01:03.420 WAIT! 04:01:03.920 --> 04:01:04.420 No. 04:01:05.620 --> 04:01:06.120 Fuck. 04:01:12.720 --> 04:01:16.720 Now three men invade and then a reinvade on Krugs. They're definitely signing 04:01:19.860 --> 04:01:24.760 So I'm gonna let they sound their chance. I'm even done. They're extremely out of notch 04:01:27.180 --> 04:01:29.180 Ora Ora 04:01:31.880 --> 04:01:33.880 Yes 04:02:03.880 --> 04:02:10.380 Yes, you're hitting challenger today and then I begin my journey to Silver. 04:02:10.380 --> 04:02:13.380 You're fucking going down like that's what's going to happen. 04:02:13.380 --> 04:02:18.380 We're on two separate roads but we have the same exact mindset. 04:02:18.380 --> 04:02:24.380 We won't stop until we conquer whatever's in front of us. 04:02:24.380 --> 04:02:29.380 For me it's Silver, for you it's challenger. 04:02:29.380 --> 04:02:31.380 And then after that for me it's going to be Gold. 04:02:31.380 --> 04:02:34.380 After that for you, it's gonna be top 100. 04:02:34.380 --> 04:02:35.380 Then top 50. 04:02:35.380 --> 04:02:37.380 Then top 20. 04:02:37.380 --> 04:02:38.380 Then top 10. 04:02:38.380 --> 04:02:39.380 Then top 5. 04:02:39.380 --> 04:02:41.380 Then top 3. 04:02:41.380 --> 04:02:43.380 Then top 1. 04:02:43.380 --> 04:02:46.380 Jynce, I need you listening right now. 04:02:46.380 --> 04:02:49.380 You said something wrong. 04:02:49.380 --> 04:02:51.380 We're not on two separate roads, Jynce. 04:02:51.380 --> 04:02:52.380 You're on the same road. 04:02:52.380 --> 04:02:56.380 But I'm just a little bit up the path that you are. 04:02:56.380 --> 04:02:58.380 Pad your right! 04:02:58.380 --> 04:03:00.380 My god, you're right! 04:03:00.380 --> 04:03:04.380 I WILL BE CALENDAR! I WILL! 04:03:04.380 --> 04:03:07.380 You fucking god damn right you will be! 04:03:08.380 --> 04:03:13.380 Seeing you like play is just so inspiring for me bro. 04:03:13.380 --> 04:03:15.380 Like I want to get here. 04:03:17.380 --> 04:03:19.380 And Jinxie, let me tell you right now. 04:03:19.380 --> 04:03:22.380 My job as a coach will never be completed. 04:03:22.380 --> 04:03:25.380 Until one day, you chew against me. 04:03:25.380 --> 04:03:27.380 And you win. 04:03:27.380 --> 04:03:33.140 only then will I be able to feel accomplished God that would be 04:03:33.140 --> 04:03:43.260 cinema don't worry God says I'll never give up until I'm challenger bro okay 04:03:43.260 --> 04:03:46.940 I'll never give up man 04:03:46.940 --> 04:03:54.940 Let me find another banger to play for you. 04:03:54.940 --> 04:03:59.940 Here, Eternal September. 04:03:59.940 --> 04:04:12.940 Listen to this shit. 04:04:12.940 --> 04:04:17.540 This song sounds beautiful, it sounds like something you would hear at like a dojo. 04:04:17.540 --> 04:04:21.540 This is a dojo, Jamesy. 04:04:21.540 --> 04:04:25.980 And you, my son, are going to be the next black belt. 04:04:25.980 --> 04:04:28.140 Do you understand me? 04:04:28.140 --> 04:04:29.140 Yes. 04:04:29.140 --> 04:04:32.140 Yes, I do. 04:04:32.140 --> 04:04:39.140 Like, this has just lit a fire under me, bro. 04:04:39.140 --> 04:04:42.140 Let's fucking do it together, bro. 04:04:42.140 --> 04:04:52.140 My next stop is Silver and Gold, shortly after Platinum, and I'm rolled, hey, what's up Ludwig? 04:04:52.140 --> 04:04:54.140 Can't hear you down there. 04:04:54.140 --> 04:05:01.140 Then Diamond, then Masters, then Grandmasters, and then Goddamn Challenger. 04:05:01.140 --> 04:05:11.140 And then I'm going to fly to Korea, spend a month there, hit Challenger there, fly to Germany, hit Challenger there. 04:05:11.140 --> 04:05:17.140 I'm gonna do it all. I'm gonna be challenger in every meeting every time tonight. 04:05:17.140 --> 04:05:21.140 Because why? You wanna know why I don't that? 04:05:21.140 --> 04:05:26.140 Talk to me, tell me why. Because that's what my coach want me to do. 04:05:26.140 --> 04:05:31.140 They have the best goddamn coach in the goddamn world. 04:05:31.140 --> 04:05:37.140 Then I guess it's time for me to lead by example, isn't it? 04:05:37.140 --> 04:05:46.140 It is. This is a perfect game. Down six kills and you just solo win with Yi. This is why we lead. This is why we lead. 04:05:51.140 --> 04:06:00.140 Faker. I'm coming for you, Faker. I'm coming for you, Faker. I'm coming. 04:06:07.140 --> 04:06:12.140 Fucking huge. Fucking huge. 04:06:12.140 --> 04:06:17.140 Take his minutes. Take his fucking minutes. 04:06:17.140 --> 04:06:34.460 Somebody said fairy tale on our stream. 04:06:34.460 --> 04:06:39.540 The idea of me getting challenger is a fairy tale to you. 04:06:39.540 --> 04:06:40.540 Really? 04:06:40.540 --> 04:06:41.540 What I have to say? 04:06:41.540 --> 04:06:42.540 Jinx, let me tell you something. 04:06:42.540 --> 04:06:43.540 How can you tell? 04:06:43.540 --> 04:06:44.540 Every fairy tale. 04:06:44.540 --> 04:06:52.540 Every fairytale was nearly an idea before it became history. 04:06:52.540 --> 04:06:59.540 Cut, not that. 04:06:59.540 --> 04:07:02.540 It was TF. 04:07:02.540 --> 04:07:04.540 Twisted with that. 04:07:04.540 --> 04:07:06.540 Oh, wait, does it Swiss his fame in the lobby? 04:07:06.540 --> 04:07:08.540 Yeah, it's our top laner. 04:07:14.540 --> 04:07:39.540 I think this is going to be a solo win game with you. 04:07:39.540 --> 04:07:41.540 I don't think so. 04:08:09.540 --> 04:08:19.540 Who could challenge you, bro? 04:08:19.540 --> 04:08:23.540 Do it your way, on your terms. 04:08:23.540 --> 04:08:26.540 With 25 fucking kills. 04:08:26.540 --> 04:08:31.540 It's like in Drive Secure, Jamesy. 04:08:31.540 --> 04:08:33.540 Scaling, security. 04:08:33.540 --> 04:08:41.540 This is a kettlehound, I've never seen one. 04:08:41.540 --> 04:08:48.340 There might be asked yourself, why am I looking for more instead of recalling? 04:08:48.340 --> 04:08:52.820 And the answer, Jyncey, is because of the music! 04:08:52.820 --> 04:08:58.260 Once the music controls your gameplay, you become nothing but a conduit of emotion. 04:08:58.260 --> 04:09:00.260 Do you understand? 04:09:00.260 --> 04:09:02.260 Yes. 04:09:02.260 --> 04:09:09.260 Then I want you to sit there and I want you to feel the story that the sound is telling 04:09:32.260 --> 04:09:34.260 That's it. 04:10:02.260 --> 04:10:14.260 The game looks really understabbing! I agree! 04:11:02.260 --> 04:11:04.260 Come on, don't... 04:11:04.260 --> 04:11:06.260 Come on! 04:11:14.260 --> 04:11:16.260 Yes. Yes. 04:11:16.260 --> 04:11:18.260 My goat! My goat! 04:11:20.260 --> 04:11:22.260 That's my fucking goat! 04:11:24.260 --> 04:11:26.260 You have to... you have to sort all this. I'm not even kidding. 04:11:26.260 --> 04:11:28.260 I will. I'm not going. 04:11:28.260 --> 04:11:31.260 I know you will. You're fucking scaling fucking perfectly. 04:11:32.260 --> 04:11:37.260 This is Doredean, don't ask. 04:11:37.260 --> 04:11:42.260 The song takes us called The Angle of Silence. 04:11:42.260 --> 04:11:45.260 Your unstoppable nonsense, whatever that is. 04:12:02.260 --> 04:12:06.260 Engage! Engage! Engage! Engage! 04:12:06.260 --> 04:12:08.260 FUCKING ENGAGE! 04:12:10.260 --> 04:12:12.260 FUCKING ENGAGE! 04:12:14.260 --> 04:12:15.260 YAAAAAAAH! 04:12:17.260 --> 04:12:19.260 That's my goddamn nose! 04:12:25.260 --> 04:12:26.260 ENGAGE! 04:13:02.260 --> 04:13:22.260 This is my fucking coach. This is the man I said, hey! Teach me League of Legends! Show 04:13:22.260 --> 04:13:25.060 Show me, show me league of legends! 04:13:26.560 --> 04:13:28.060 I can show us the... 04:13:29.560 --> 04:13:30.760 Show us the... 04:13:30.760 --> 04:13:32.260 Watch! 04:13:32.260 --> 04:13:35.260 What do you want me to do? 04:13:35.260 --> 04:13:36.760 My son! 04:14:06.760 --> 04:14:11.760 Hey, you're saving my life 04:14:11.760 --> 04:14:17.760 Let's go to the castle for a while 04:14:17.760 --> 04:14:21.760 I've got a chance 04:14:21.760 --> 04:14:24.760 It's time to go 04:14:24.760 --> 04:14:30.760 Hey, you're going to the castle for a while 04:14:30.760 --> 04:14:56.760 I think you're going to drop 20... Coach, Captain, Captain, Commander, I think you're going to drop 20! I'm not even kidding! 04:14:56.760 --> 04:15:00.760 Do you know what I think? Do you want to know what I think my students? 04:15:00.760 --> 04:15:01.760 Yes. 04:15:01.760 --> 04:15:06.760 I think the only way for us to win this one is if we awaken. 04:15:08.760 --> 04:15:11.760 Oh my god, no you didn't. No you didn't! 04:15:11.760 --> 04:15:14.760 The great victim! No you didn't! 04:15:17.760 --> 04:15:19.760 That's a dream singer. 04:15:19.760 --> 04:15:20.760 I had to. 04:15:20.760 --> 04:15:22.760 I'm sorry, Tracy. 04:15:22.760 --> 04:15:25.760 But it needs to be done! 04:15:26.760 --> 04:15:33.760 You're gonna regret telling me that, Sergeant! 04:15:33.760 --> 04:15:37.760 Now I'm mad! I'm really mad! 04:15:37.760 --> 04:15:41.760 Now it's time to kill! 04:15:41.760 --> 04:15:43.760 Come on, Fakera! 04:16:11.760 --> 04:16:13.820 you 04:16:41.760 --> 04:16:43.820 you 04:17:11.760 --> 04:17:13.820 you 04:17:41.760 --> 04:17:43.820 you 04:18:11.760 --> 04:18:13.820 you 04:18:41.760 --> 04:18:43.760 You 04:19:11.760 --> 04:19:26.760 Rage, rage against the dying of the night, Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight, 04:19:26.760 --> 04:19:35.760 and learned too late, they grieved on its way, Do not cogent them into their good life. 04:19:35.760 --> 04:19:39.760 If men near death will see you blind in sight, 04:19:39.760 --> 04:19:44.760 blind eyes complain like meteors in the game, 04:19:44.760 --> 04:19:50.760 rage, rage against the dying of my own. 04:20:00.760 --> 04:20:03.760 And you, my father, 04:20:03.760 --> 04:20:05.760 There on the satire, 04:20:05.760 --> 04:20:11.760 Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears I pray, 04:20:11.760 --> 04:20:15.760 Do not drink until now, 04:20:15.760 --> 04:20:22.760 Rage, rage, against the tide of the light. 04:20:33.760 --> 04:20:45.760 This is fucking cinema, bro. 04:20:45.760 --> 04:20:50.760 This is fucking cinema. 04:20:50.760 --> 04:20:54.760 You're so wrong winning your team the game, again. 04:20:54.760 --> 04:21:00.760 You want to know the reason why I queued up for this last game? 04:21:00.760 --> 04:21:07.760 Why? Because even if I hit challenger, it's nothing more. 04:21:07.760 --> 04:21:18.760 291 games in total. 04:21:18.760 --> 04:21:23.760 20 hours of streaming again. 04:21:23.760 --> 04:21:25.760 4 hours of super night. 04:21:25.760 --> 04:21:35.760 eating like shit, microwave burgers that I need to call, dog shit snacks that I love, 04:21:35.760 --> 04:21:39.760 taking enough caffeine to kill a fucking owl. 04:21:39.760 --> 04:21:41.760 For them. 04:21:41.760 --> 04:21:43.760 For John. 04:21:44.760 --> 04:21:46.760 Challenger pain. 04:21:48.760 --> 04:21:51.760 But even though I'm one of the Challengers, not done yet. 04:21:52.760 --> 04:21:54.760 Oh my god. 04:21:55.760 --> 04:22:00.760 Because the thing is, when I came to Korea, I wasn't just with the goal of getting a challenger. 04:22:00.760 --> 04:22:05.760 It was with the goal of proving that I am the best at the fucking world. 04:22:05.760 --> 04:22:07.760 Now we have another challenger challenge. 04:22:07.760 --> 04:22:09.760 Because sure, you might have had a challenger. 04:22:09.760 --> 04:22:12.760 But then you're gonna have those people who are like, I have been in the K-300 games. 04:22:12.760 --> 04:22:15.760 So you know what? Fuck those people. 04:22:15.760 --> 04:22:17.760 How about I sit here and I go on the new counts? 04:22:17.760 --> 04:22:25.440 And you try for unranked a challenger with the highest win rate ever out of any Western 04:22:25.440 --> 04:22:26.440 player. 04:22:26.440 --> 04:22:28.940 And how about we go for two challenger accounts? 04:22:28.940 --> 04:22:30.440 You are just one! 04:22:30.440 --> 04:22:35.200 They said that I'd be hot, so ground master, I'll get you! 04:22:35.200 --> 04:22:36.200 Challenger accounts. 04:22:36.200 --> 04:22:41.360 And then when I sit there, and I have my two challenger accounts, and when I sit there, 04:22:41.360 --> 04:22:47.240 and I'm shitting on pros every game, then I'll push for rank one. 04:22:47.240 --> 04:22:53.240 And then we'll go and we'll do the most demonic fucking run of all time. 04:22:53.240 --> 04:22:57.240 Because I'm gonna be Aussie-ized if we get a trip somewhere fucking beginning. 04:22:57.240 --> 04:23:01.240 My flight back is not scheduled for another three weeks. 04:23:01.240 --> 04:23:04.240 And we're not working. I just might extend it! 04:23:04.240 --> 04:23:06.240 I'm gonna hit you! 04:23:06.240 --> 04:23:09.240 Because I still have something to prove. 04:23:09.240 --> 04:23:12.240 Shall we do it? It's nice! But it's not! 04:23:12.240 --> 04:23:14.240 Wait up! 04:23:14.240 --> 04:23:16.240 IT'S SHOOTING ME! 04:23:16.240 --> 04:23:18.240 IT'S SHOOTING ME! 04:23:18.240 --> 04:23:25.240 You can always be higher up, you can always have a higher win than you can always be. 04:23:48.240 --> 04:23:50.240 Oh 04:23:54.160 --> 04:23:56.160 You 04:23:59.400 --> 04:24:07.260 Bro, check your Katie check your Katie check your Katie you were oh and for this game. Do you realize that? 04:24:09.160 --> 04:24:11.160 You were all in four 04:24:11.160 --> 04:24:18.160 Oh my god. 04:24:18.160 --> 04:24:26.240 Oh my god. 04:24:26.240 --> 04:24:27.440 You just solo won the game. 04:24:27.440 --> 04:24:30.720 It's not a single positive Katie on your team. 04:24:30.720 --> 04:24:35.040 Oh my god. 04:24:35.040 --> 04:24:41.440 Now, that is my fucking coach. 04:24:41.440 --> 04:24:45.040 That is a game that I want to hit you on, Jerome. 04:24:45.040 --> 04:24:47.040 Do you know what I mean? 04:24:47.040 --> 04:24:48.040 Yeah. 04:24:48.040 --> 04:24:49.040 Holy shit. 04:24:49.040 --> 04:24:54.040 Yes, I know exactly what you mean. 04:24:54.040 --> 04:24:56.040 Oh my god. 04:24:56.040 --> 04:25:00.880 Oh my god. 04:25:00.880 --> 04:25:02.640 That was actually cinema. 04:25:02.640 --> 04:25:04.640 Oh my god 04:25:06.840 --> 04:25:08.840 Well, I don't know what it was I 04:25:09.520 --> 04:25:16.160 Swear to God I wasn't trolling when you were 0 and 4. I just I knew you were like scaling because you had like five assists 04:25:16.760 --> 04:25:21.800 You were just fucking scaling though and I saw this a look in your eyes of like 04:25:22.520 --> 04:25:26.540 You just looked like you were literally prepared to die to win that game 04:25:26.540 --> 04:25:35.140 game. And you did it! You solo won! You solo won the game again! That's the second time 04:25:35.140 --> 04:25:39.980 out of the last three games. Holy shit. 04:25:39.980 --> 04:25:44.980 You didn't see it? 04:25:44.980 --> 04:25:49.980 Yeah. 04:25:49.980 --> 04:25:59.980 That game secures me challenger. 04:25:59.980 --> 04:26:02.980 And today we did it. 04:26:02.980 --> 04:26:05.980 You are here with every step of the way. 04:26:05.980 --> 04:26:13.380 And there's nobody that I would have rather had on my side than you in that moment. 04:26:13.380 --> 04:26:17.020 So thank you for accompanying me. 04:26:17.020 --> 04:26:23.540 But even though the coach managed to challenge her today, it doesn't mean that the day is 04:26:23.540 --> 04:26:26.620 done yet, Jensi. 04:26:26.620 --> 04:26:34.540 Because now it's time for my students to log the fuck in and pick up right where I left 04:26:34.540 --> 04:26:35.540 off. 04:26:35.540 --> 04:26:42.620 understand me yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes so let's log the fuck 04:26:42.620 --> 04:26:47.260 in I let's get 04:26:47.260 --> 04:26:49.260 I 04:26:58.180 --> 04:27:00.180 Well 04:27:00.180 --> 04:27:02.700 That was fucking insane 04:27:03.380 --> 04:27:07.580 Dude, I bro. I'm on a losing streak contest. I don't know man. I don't know 04:27:10.940 --> 04:27:12.940 I'm on a bad losing streak man 04:27:12.940 --> 04:27:14.940 Jynxie? 04:27:14.940 --> 04:27:16.940 Yeah. 04:27:16.940 --> 04:27:20.940 You live in Florida, right? 04:27:20.940 --> 04:27:22.940 Yes. 04:27:22.940 --> 04:27:26.940 You guys have hurricanes almost every year? 04:27:26.940 --> 04:27:28.940 Yeah, in September. 04:27:28.940 --> 04:27:32.940 What happens after a hurricane? 04:27:32.940 --> 04:27:34.940 I don't know. 04:27:34.940 --> 04:27:36.940 What? 04:27:36.940 --> 04:27:38.940 You rebuild. 04:27:38.940 --> 04:27:40.940 I don't know. What? 04:27:41.520 --> 04:27:50.100 You rebuild, Jynxie. So log the fuck in. I don't care if it's a one game, two game, three game, four game, losing streak. 04:27:50.160 --> 04:27:54.940 You log the fuck in and you rebuild what has been destroyed. 04:27:57.420 --> 04:28:00.700 When I first started playing League of Legends when I was 12, I 04:28:00.700 --> 04:28:07.700 I remember that out of everybody that I played with, my brother, my friends, his friends, 04:28:07.700 --> 04:28:08.700 everybody. 04:28:08.700 --> 04:28:11.020 I was by far the worst. 04:28:11.020 --> 04:28:14.860 I was the guy that would always be online and would always want to do all, but I was 04:28:14.860 --> 04:28:19.860 always the worst rank out of everybody, so it's like I was the last pick. 04:28:19.860 --> 04:28:24.820 And it took me, waking up every day and saying, I will get better and I will improve, to one 04:28:24.820 --> 04:28:30.660 day being able to do what you just witnessed happen in a challenger game, to secure challenger. 04:28:30.660 --> 04:28:38.220 And the difference between me and you, Jinxie, the only difference between us too, is that 04:28:38.220 --> 04:28:42.100 we have a different starting point right now. 04:28:42.100 --> 04:28:45.260 But you have access to me. 04:28:45.260 --> 04:28:49.500 You have access to somebody that every game is going to tell you what to do, that's going 04:28:49.500 --> 04:28:54.820 to give you insight, that's going to tell you what should be done and how to get it 04:28:54.820 --> 04:28:55.820 done. 04:28:55.820 --> 04:29:05.660 if you even absorb 1% of my teachings every single day, you will become challenger with ease. 04:29:07.420 --> 04:29:12.540 So what you're gonna do now is you're gonna charge your screen and you're gonna fucking dominate 04:29:12.540 --> 04:29:20.060 this lobby in a way that not even you would have thought possible. Do you understand me? 04:29:25.820 --> 04:29:26.820 Yeah! 04:29:30.820 --> 04:29:34.820 Bro, I've watched five of my last six games because I lost my way. 04:29:36.820 --> 04:29:42.820 Jynx, there's no goddamn reason why she's going negative in a fucking bronze lobby ever! 04:29:43.820 --> 04:29:44.820 It's unacceptable! 04:29:44.820 --> 04:29:46.820 Acceptable 04:29:49.680 --> 04:29:54.220 The reason why you're losing these games and I want you to listen to me right now is 04:29:54.980 --> 04:29:59.240 Because you're trying to force the late game to come too early 04:29:59.700 --> 04:30:04.340 What do you notice I do in almost all my games in the early stages? 04:30:06.060 --> 04:30:11.100 In the early stages you farm and what happens when I don't farm 04:30:11.100 --> 04:30:21.340 you lose exactly the thing that separates iron from challenger unironically 04:30:21.340 --> 04:30:28.300 drinksy if you just farm is literally just your mechanics and when I watched 04:30:28.300 --> 04:30:33.580 you last time you dropped 30 fucking kills and you got a pen to kill on 04:30:33.580 --> 04:30:39.380 master yee so I don't think your mechanics are gonna hold you back so 04:30:39.380 --> 04:30:50.380 So your only issue in League of Legends, Jinxy, isn't that you're not good enough, it's not that you're clueless without me, and it's not that you don't have a champ that you synergize with. 04:30:50.380 --> 04:30:56.380 It's just the fact that you're trying to force too much too early. 04:30:56.380 --> 04:31:06.380 Because when you play on your terms, you drop 30 kills, you get pentas, and you shit on everyone! 04:31:06.380 --> 04:31:13.380 My brain is yours. My brain is yours. My brain is yours. 04:31:13.380 --> 04:31:24.380 I got 32 kills, which is cool, but now I want 40. I want 40, and I'm going to give this 04:31:24.380 --> 04:31:33.380 entire BB team ruthless backshots. As long as they're 18 plus in consensus. 04:31:33.380 --> 04:31:42.380 I want you to come on their backs so hard that they think they're visiting Niagara Falls! 04:31:42.380 --> 04:31:45.380 Yes, Master. 04:31:45.380 --> 04:31:48.380 Alright, make sure you have the right organs. 04:31:48.380 --> 04:32:00.380 I do. Farm, scale, lethal tempo. Farm, scale, farm, scale, farm, scale, find the weak player, kill the weak player, get stronger, target the low HP guys, get stronger. 04:32:00.380 --> 04:32:10.780 Q-E-W, Q-E-W, Q-E-W, R-Q-E-W, R-R-Q-E-W, murder, murder, murder, blood, everywhere, decapitation. 04:32:10.780 --> 04:32:14.920 Now, Jinxie, there's something that you would have noticed if you're watching my games on 04:32:14.920 --> 04:32:15.920 you. 04:32:15.920 --> 04:32:20.260 When it came to team fighting, do you know why I was able to carry almost every fighter 04:32:20.260 --> 04:32:21.260 as mastery? 04:32:21.260 --> 04:32:23.220 Because you never engaged. 04:32:23.220 --> 04:32:24.820 You always waited for the engaged. 04:32:24.820 --> 04:32:25.820 Exactly. 04:32:25.820 --> 04:32:26.820 And that's my problem. 04:32:26.820 --> 04:32:33.780 and even if it means that your entire team has to die, then you wait until you get that perfect opportunity 04:32:33.780 --> 04:32:41.060 and then you go in and I don't give a fuck how many people have to die for that opportunity to prevent it to present itself 04:32:41.060 --> 04:32:42.380 Do you understand me? 04:32:42.380 --> 04:32:48.500 I don't give a fuck if your entire team has to sit there with their dicks in their hands looking at a gray screen 04:32:48.500 --> 04:32:51.140 It's you getting the perfect engage 04:32:51.140 --> 04:32:57.740 And I do not want you to allow yourself to get pressured by anybody else into doing anything 04:32:57.740 --> 04:33:05.260 suboptimal just because you feel like you have to force something. 04:33:05.260 --> 04:33:06.260 Yes, Master. 04:33:06.260 --> 04:33:11.420 All right, let me go give my wife a kiss because I got chow. 04:33:11.420 --> 04:33:14.740 I'll be back in like 30 seconds. 04:33:14.740 --> 04:33:21.740 Okay, chat, what I'm going to start doing from now on, because this happens in the mornings, 04:33:21.740 --> 04:33:25.960 I'm going to slash mute all because all of my teammates are lobotomites who have been 04:33:25.960 --> 04:33:29.900 playing this game for five years and they're still in bronze. 04:33:29.900 --> 04:33:32.780 So I'm not going to allow a lobotomite to infect my mind. 04:33:32.780 --> 04:33:38.380 Slap, this is one of the two at the start of every game, slash mute all because all of 04:33:38.380 --> 04:33:41.520 my teammates, I look at their stats, they've been playing the game for two years and they're 04:33:41.520 --> 04:33:43.520 bronze so they can go literally fuck 04:33:43.520 --> 04:33:46.560 themselves there you go good that's a 04:33:46.560 --> 04:33:48.960 fucking few more few for me a few 04:33:48.960 --> 04:33:54.640 for for for for for for me few of the 04:33:54.640 --> 04:33:58.320 few a lot to be for for me for me it's 04:33:58.320 --> 04:34:02.400 for me for me for me for me for you 04:34:02.400 --> 04:34:04.480 didn't I just you know I got it I got it 04:34:04.480 --> 04:34:06.480 I just muted all slash we don't yep 04:34:06.480 --> 04:34:09.440 good okay so now jane see I want all my 04:34:09.440 --> 04:34:10.880 teammates have been playing the game for 04:34:10.880 --> 04:34:14.420 two years and they're all bronze so if they want to ping something they can 04:34:14.420 --> 04:34:17.880 ping a fucking coffin in game. 04:34:17.880 --> 04:34:19.880 That's fucking right. 04:34:19.880 --> 04:34:23.640 That's fucking right and Jinxi when you sit there and you adopt this 04:34:23.640 --> 04:34:27.740 philosophy I just want you to understand that you're gonna have a bunch of naysayers 04:34:27.740 --> 04:34:32.120 that are gonna tell you Jinxi that's really toxic you need to pay for your 04:34:32.120 --> 04:34:34.880 team and you listen to the pings and you know what you tell those fucking 04:34:34.880 --> 04:34:36.880 cock suckers 04:34:41.880 --> 04:34:43.880 Yeah 04:34:56.040 --> 04:34:58.040 All right, so it's got done 04:34:58.040 --> 04:35:00.040 You're too, you're too- 04:35:00.040 --> 04:35:04.040 Was your wife proud of you reading Challenger? 04:35:04.040 --> 04:35:06.040 Ah, she's sleeping right now. 04:35:08.040 --> 04:35:09.040 Okay. 04:35:09.040 --> 04:35:11.040 Malta, why don't you wake up? 04:35:11.040 --> 04:35:13.040 So now we're gonna do Janksie. 04:35:13.040 --> 04:35:15.040 Cut it a bit towards the, uh, the Raptors. 04:35:15.040 --> 04:35:17.040 Because remember, we don't want to drone early. 04:35:17.040 --> 04:35:21.040 I don't know if you noticed, but in my games, I literally wasn't even droning in the early stages. 04:35:21.040 --> 04:35:23.040 Yeah, because we don't care anyways, because we got camps. 04:35:23.040 --> 04:35:24.040 Exactly, yeah. 04:35:24.040 --> 04:35:29.360 So it's like the thing is Jinxie that if you clear your camps even one second faster, right? 04:35:29.520 --> 04:35:34.640 Then it's like it's worth you just sitting there and fucking focusing on your camps because even if you know 04:35:34.640 --> 04:35:39.880 What's going on top lane right now? How second I help your game in any way at all, right? 04:35:40.000 --> 04:35:43.280 Like it doesn't. Out of the big roster. The big one! 04:35:45.040 --> 04:35:48.760 Yep, so you got to make sure that you're always focused on the big one. That's okay 04:35:49.880 --> 04:35:51.200 All right 04:35:51.200 --> 04:35:55.980 All the last one perfect so now jinxie something I want to see you start doing user queue 04:35:56.320 --> 04:36:01.420 Someone that want you to start doing is I want you to use your cue to get to camps when it's up 04:36:01.480 --> 04:36:06.040 So you'll notice when I'm creating the reason why mine looks so fluid is because I know 04:36:06.160 --> 04:36:12.560 Where the position of the jungle camps is and I'll always cute like I'll hover my mouse over where I know the big 04:36:12.560 --> 04:36:17.440 Monsters and I cue right away so that the second I get vision I can instantly use it okay? 04:36:17.440 --> 04:36:18.440 Yes. 04:36:18.440 --> 04:36:22.360 Because, yeah, because the thing is stringy, think of it this way. 04:36:22.360 --> 04:36:26.160 And this is one of the reasons why what I'm going to also want you to do is at one point 04:36:26.160 --> 04:36:27.760 you can do the soft stream as well. 04:36:27.760 --> 04:36:34.200 I want you to practice your folklore in practice tool until it looks almost identical to mine. 04:36:34.200 --> 04:36:36.600 Even with like the smiting the gromp and all that stuff. 04:36:36.600 --> 04:36:41.160 Because if you can master that and you just master your folklore, then after that it's 04:36:41.160 --> 04:36:43.600 pentakill machine. 04:36:43.600 --> 04:36:47.780 You're gonna be fucking lightning McQueen pentacle machine. 04:36:47.780 --> 04:36:48.780 You understand? 04:36:48.780 --> 04:36:50.280 You're gonna have to back off here. 04:36:50.280 --> 04:36:52.500 So now I wanted to kill the, yep, just one. 04:36:52.500 --> 04:36:53.500 Run to the top cabinet. 04:36:53.500 --> 04:36:54.500 Ignore this one. 04:36:54.500 --> 04:36:57.240 Two on the uh, I call it if she walks in. 04:36:57.240 --> 04:36:58.840 If she walks in you cure her. 04:36:58.840 --> 04:36:59.840 Okay. 04:36:59.840 --> 04:37:00.840 Press W, W, W, W. 04:37:00.840 --> 04:37:01.840 Okay this is good. 04:37:01.840 --> 04:37:02.840 Yeah! 04:37:02.840 --> 04:37:03.840 Nice! 04:37:03.840 --> 04:37:07.840 I tried to smite the cannon, but I didn't. 04:37:07.840 --> 04:37:13.560 Yeah, but you got with the red buff so it's worth. 04:37:13.560 --> 04:37:17.760 No jinx you open up your shop the kraken sir kraken sir right click the kraken sir good 04:37:19.640 --> 04:37:25.360 Top always crackin with heat always crackin with you know always crackin always crackin crackin yeah, that works 04:37:25.440 --> 04:37:28.720 Nope, okay. No Bork Bork 04:37:28.720 --> 04:37:33.600 We can we can talk about later because it's like the thing is that work is good versus tanks 04:37:33.600 --> 04:37:36.240 But you're only gonna have to worry about that third fourth item you're okay 04:37:36.560 --> 04:37:41.400 But I really just want you to do right now is I want you to just get your mechanics down because the thing about it 04:37:41.400 --> 04:37:47.300 It's like I wanted to understand Jinxie that I play jungle in a way that makes people hate me and 04:37:48.040 --> 04:37:55.040 Once you realize this you're gonna understand just how amazing that really is right because the reason why people hate me 04:37:55.040 --> 04:38:01.760 It's because I only play for myself and I dictate whether we win or lose and part of the reason why is because all of them 04:38:01.760 --> 04:38:07.160 That is all of them. Yes. Yes. No, it is because the thing is Jinxie that when you play for yourself 04:38:07.160 --> 04:38:13.980 You are in control. So that's the reason why I want you to sit there and I really want you to take mechanics more seriously 04:38:14.060 --> 04:38:17.260 Because especially on Master Yi, I'm telling you Jengxi 04:38:17.260 --> 04:38:23.260 You will be dropping dick in every single one of your games all the way up team and challenger 04:38:23.340 --> 04:38:29.900 Because if I can 1v9 games with Master Yi and challenger then you better fucking believe that you can too 04:38:29.940 --> 04:38:36.340 So at that point, it's literally just a learning gap. That's all it is, bro. Do you understand? 04:38:36.340 --> 04:38:39.960 Yes, sir. Yes, sir, so it's got it the fuck down now 04:38:43.300 --> 04:38:50.380 Okay, so now what you're gonna do you're gonna yes exactly you're gonna play on the the Krugs and then after Krugs 04:38:50.380 --> 04:38:52.380 Where are you looking? 04:38:52.580 --> 04:38:54.580 Here, but I'm gonna cue it watch 04:38:55.540 --> 04:38:59.200 Yep, I wanted to ask you a number. Press you eyes are chewing you 04:38:59.620 --> 04:39:01.620 Nice 04:39:01.620 --> 04:39:03.460 Yes 04:39:03.460 --> 04:39:08.460 Yes, GenC! Don't forget to use your W to auto-cancel, okay? 04:39:08.460 --> 04:39:09.460 Yep. 04:39:09.460 --> 04:39:15.460 So, do you want to know the reason why you'll never really see me drone when I play jungle? 04:39:15.460 --> 04:39:16.460 Why? 04:39:16.460 --> 04:39:20.460 It's because my eyes are always on three things. 04:39:20.460 --> 04:39:25.460 The camp I'm farming, my HUD, and my mini-map. 04:39:25.460 --> 04:39:30.460 So, you look at your HUD when your abilities are going to respawn, so I can actually, like, do stuff. 04:39:30.460 --> 04:39:32.460 No, no, you're not doing dragon here. You're not doing dragon. 04:39:32.460 --> 04:39:37.140 I want you to go to your blue buff and I'll tell you why in a second. 04:39:37.140 --> 04:39:41.140 So the reason why you're not doing dragon is because Diana topped the bot full cleared, 04:39:41.140 --> 04:39:45.660 so if the Diana fights you right now on dragon, then there's a chance that she could've killed 04:39:45.660 --> 04:39:46.660 you. 04:39:46.660 --> 04:39:50.900 Now, she's not there clearly, so we were wrong, but we're setting up a good habit. 04:39:50.900 --> 04:39:51.900 You understand? 04:39:51.900 --> 04:39:55.580 Yeah, but I don't know how I'm going to keep talking about when I'm not streaming. 04:39:55.580 --> 04:39:59.580 Yeah, well that's fine, so how you're going to keep talking about is you're just going 04:39:59.580 --> 04:40:09.180 to say unless my team has insane priority in both lanes, I'm not doing this. Invade 04:40:09.180 --> 04:40:15.260 her red. Invade her red. Invade her red. Yep. Why? Why? Because if she didn't talk 04:40:15.260 --> 04:40:19.060 to me about Folklare and you cleared your blue buff, then there's a good chance that 04:40:19.060 --> 04:40:24.220 her red is up. And if it is, drink C, and then we're gonna slash her fucking throat open 04:40:24.220 --> 04:40:27.000 and drink her blood like it's a sundae wine 04:40:27.000 --> 04:40:27.820 get the kill 04:40:27.820 --> 04:40:30.860 get the kill 04:40:30.860 --> 04:40:34.120 keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting don't stop 04:40:34.120 --> 04:40:35.620 Q Q 04:40:35.620 --> 04:40:37.760 YEEEES! 04:40:37.760 --> 04:40:39.460 back up back up back up 04:40:39.460 --> 04:40:40.500 okay now wait 04:40:40.500 --> 04:40:43.140 I want you to have her on top of the mortar caster like walk up walk up 04:40:43.140 --> 04:40:44.580 you can probably go back and 04:40:44.580 --> 04:40:46.800 uh... you might be dead 04:40:46.800 --> 04:40:48.580 keep running keep running 04:40:48.580 --> 04:40:49.320 that was good 04:40:49.320 --> 04:40:50.540 that was good keep running 04:40:50.540 --> 04:40:54.180 just run run all the way back just run away just run away 04:40:54.180 --> 04:40:57.180 It's okay. It's alright. You're good. 04:40:57.180 --> 04:41:02.180 Sorry. What can I have done different there? What can I have done different there? 04:41:02.180 --> 04:41:07.180 So that what you should have done is when you saw that your bar was going in on the Mordekaiser, 04:41:07.180 --> 04:41:12.180 you walked towards the Mordekaiser, but not in range close enough for him to land abilities. 04:41:12.180 --> 04:41:15.180 That when he uses all his abilities, you're wrong. 04:41:15.180 --> 04:41:19.180 That when he uses all his abilities, you can go in and just kill him. 04:41:19.180 --> 04:41:21.180 That's another thing you'll have noticed in my games. 04:41:21.180 --> 04:41:28.740 I'll always hover on the outskirts of a fight even when I'm very low because I still want to find my way to sneak back in 04:41:28.860 --> 04:41:34.720 Like Jinxie you need to literally be a lore accurate ninja. Do you understand? Yes 04:41:36.700 --> 04:41:39.220 Yes, yes, okay now remember you sir W 04:41:39.740 --> 04:41:46.140 Yeah, both are next but remember so now it's an I want you to lead with your two on the wolves. I want to just max range it 04:41:46.140 --> 04:41:52.140 Nice! There's so much nicer it's looking! Now W the second it's up. There you go. 04:41:52.140 --> 04:41:58.140 And now you can just kite. Perfect. Now now you kite. It's now Q. There you go. 04:41:58.140 --> 04:42:02.140 And now you walk away. Like, do you see already how much more fluid your clear feels? 04:42:02.140 --> 04:42:04.140 Yeah, way more, way more. 04:42:04.140 --> 04:42:10.140 And I'm telling you, if you sit there and you perfect your clear, right, you will get to a point where you're going to be 9 minutes into the game. 04:42:10.140 --> 04:42:15.580 game and instead of being 57s yes you're going to have 80 and you're going to feel like fucking 04:42:15.580 --> 04:42:21.420 Thanos because every game Jengzee is just you playing for three items and then when you get those 04:42:21.420 --> 04:42:29.900 three items you fucking make the enemy team rule the god damn day you understand yes now I want 04:42:29.900 --> 04:42:34.620 you to sit there and I want you to look more often at your at your HUD so you can see when your 04:42:34.620 --> 04:42:39.820 abilities are are coming back up so you can use them instantly okay yeah yeah yeah because I think 04:42:39.820 --> 04:42:43.540 that's one of the reasons why so like how it's gonna work is you're just gonna 04:42:43.540 --> 04:42:48.200 kind of like glance and here for example right you see W's on four seconds so you 04:42:48.200 --> 04:42:51.580 can look at your minimap and then in three seconds we're gonna glance back at 04:42:51.580 --> 04:42:57.180 our HUD you see what I'm talking about yes perfect okay you don't have to go 04:42:57.180 --> 04:43:00.780 bot here yet okay now look for the smolder now look for the smolder go for 04:43:00.780 --> 04:43:05.220 this go for this this is your kill this has Jinx he written all over it go for 04:43:05.220 --> 04:43:10.260 small to go to smaller snowy nice fall with that it's fine go for the cannon 04:43:10.260 --> 04:43:16.020 no no no cannon cannon it's okay it's a lucky ad flash so now you're gonna go 04:43:16.020 --> 04:43:20.940 in the drag just go drag so the reason why now you're dragging even if you don't 04:43:20.940 --> 04:43:24.980 have a right yeah exactly it's cuz you're fucking strong motherfucker and that's 04:43:24.980 --> 04:43:29.620 what's dead and look also Diana and me too my saying void grubs so you know she's 04:43:29.620 --> 04:43:36.620 is not on the same side of the map as you so it's free 04:43:36.620 --> 04:43:38.380 get a recall after this you think? 04:43:38.380 --> 04:43:40.220 uh... yep 04:43:40.220 --> 04:43:42.700 okay try to clear this as fast as you can 04:43:42.700 --> 04:43:44.540 no no just focus your eye 04:43:44.540 --> 04:43:47.020 maybe killing time 04:43:47.020 --> 04:43:50.500 unironically just unlucky 04:43:50.500 --> 04:43:54.020 bro i hate team up players so much 04:43:54.020 --> 04:43:56.620 well what's the first thing i told you about team up players 04:43:56.620 --> 04:43:58.300 what's the first thing jingxi 04:43:58.300 --> 04:44:03.980 pdf files every single one of them yes every single one of them 04:44:03.980 --> 04:44:08.060 oh my god they always just come when i'm doing dragon it's so annoying 04:44:08.060 --> 04:44:11.580 you have a jinxy every time you're in a position like this game where you're 04:44:11.580 --> 04:44:14.220 one in three i want you to think back to my challenge 04:44:14.220 --> 04:44:17.580 to rank up game what was my score yeah oh and four 04:44:17.580 --> 04:44:21.580 i was oh and four i started off that game jinxy getting four man invaded by the 04:44:21.580 --> 04:44:25.180 enemy on my red buff that's how bad they wanted me to lose four man invaded 04:44:25.180 --> 04:44:30.360 by the way you never see that I want to walk straight up here walk straight up 04:44:31.800 --> 04:44:38.000 so if you look for this okay get the free kill get the free kill path all the 04:44:38.000 --> 04:44:40.840 way to the edge that wall that wall there yes you can like cut them off and 04:44:40.840 --> 04:44:47.560 now you can walk up nice now walk up E so you're gonna E and then Q don't don't 04:44:47.560 --> 04:44:53.520 lead with Q though okay so do you know I said don't lead with Q there because I 04:44:53.520 --> 04:44:55.760 I can use it as a dodge, a dodge button. 04:44:55.760 --> 04:44:56.680 Yeah, exactly. 04:44:56.680 --> 04:44:59.480 So there, when they're in a position that it's like that, 04:44:59.480 --> 04:45:00.680 think of it this way. 04:45:00.680 --> 04:45:04.440 As Master Yi, your first attack is your autos. 04:45:04.440 --> 04:45:06.200 Your Q is your follow up. 04:45:06.200 --> 04:45:08.280 If you lead fights with Q, 04:45:08.280 --> 04:45:10.360 then you have no way to actually live. 04:45:10.360 --> 04:45:12.340 That's another reason why a lot of the times 04:45:12.340 --> 04:45:14.080 when you're watching me team fighting, 04:45:14.080 --> 04:45:16.400 you would see that I would like wait off to the side, 04:45:16.400 --> 04:45:18.240 I would go in with my RE, 04:45:18.240 --> 04:45:19.680 and then I would use my entire combo 04:45:19.680 --> 04:45:21.240 and I would hold on to my Q 04:45:21.240 --> 04:45:23.080 because your Q is your lifeline. 04:45:23.080 --> 04:45:26.600 If you waste the lifeline, you're fucked, you understand? 04:45:26.600 --> 04:45:29.360 So I lead with my auto, THANK YOU! 04:45:29.360 --> 04:45:30.760 Yes, exactly! 04:45:30.760 --> 04:45:34.200 Because then imagine you run at them with your R, right? 04:45:34.200 --> 04:45:36.720 I imagine you Q onto them and they flash away. 04:45:36.720 --> 04:45:37.560 What happens? 04:45:40.840 --> 04:45:42.840 Adam, you can talk to others. 04:45:42.840 --> 04:45:44.040 That's what I like to see. 04:45:44.040 --> 04:45:44.880 But things like- 04:45:44.880 --> 04:45:47.240 I just want to stay with them. 04:45:47.240 --> 04:45:48.080 No, no. 04:45:48.080 --> 04:45:50.440 Like, if you lead with your Q, 04:45:50.440 --> 04:45:54.440 And then after Q ends and they flash, then they live, right? 04:45:54.440 --> 04:45:55.320 Yeah. 04:45:55.320 --> 04:45:59.120 It's kind of like, think about how Warwick holds his Q, right? 04:45:59.120 --> 04:46:04.120 Master Yi, you want to hold your Q, but in a way where it's like you don't use it until you have to. 04:46:04.120 --> 04:46:06.520 Now look bot, look bot before Krags. 04:46:06.520 --> 04:46:08.820 And the reason why is because... 04:46:11.320 --> 04:46:13.560 Run at this? 04:46:13.560 --> 04:46:17.200 Okay, you can't go for this. Teemo's a cocksucker. Go for your Krags, though. 04:46:17.200 --> 04:46:22.120 are actually at all go crocs crocs crocs 04:46:22.120 --> 04:46:24.200 so yeah so think about the g 04:46:24.200 --> 04:46:26.800 and the reason why i actually love playing in recently 04:46:26.800 --> 04:46:27.720 is because 04:46:27.720 --> 04:46:30.080 he's kind of like what a heck room used to be 04:46:30.080 --> 04:46:32.200 because heck room used to be a champion 04:46:32.200 --> 04:46:35.240 where once you would get to three items you just carry the game 04:46:35.240 --> 04:46:37.880 so the entire game is literally just you'd like 04:46:37.880 --> 04:46:42.160 you only take guaranteed shit until three items and then once you're at three 04:46:42.160 --> 04:46:44.520 you fucking start killing everybody 04:46:44.520 --> 04:46:49.360 I want you to buy, uh, okay, so the boots I'm going to want you to start buying. 04:46:49.360 --> 04:46:52.640 I want you to hover over the boots because I want to show you. 04:46:52.640 --> 04:46:54.960 Winner shop, uh, on the bottom, uh, bottom up. 04:46:54.960 --> 04:46:57.400 So you see those red ones on the left? 04:46:57.400 --> 04:46:59.640 Yes, you're going to start buying those. 04:46:59.640 --> 04:47:03.680 I've been buying them every game because those boots heal you for all the damage you 04:47:03.680 --> 04:47:04.680 deal. 04:47:04.680 --> 04:47:05.680 Walk straight top here. 04:47:05.680 --> 04:47:06.680 Walk straight top. 04:47:06.680 --> 04:47:10.320 You still have downtime for 20 seconds, so we're going to look for a playwright because 04:47:10.320 --> 04:47:13.000 you always want to be active on the map. 04:47:13.000 --> 04:47:17.520 Another one rule of being a greedy jungler, which is what we are, is you want to sit there 04:47:17.520 --> 04:47:18.520 and be active. 04:47:18.520 --> 04:47:19.520 Don't walk too close. 04:47:19.520 --> 04:47:20.520 Don't walk too close. 04:47:20.520 --> 04:47:21.520 Okay? 04:47:21.520 --> 04:47:22.520 Now you're good. 04:47:22.520 --> 04:47:23.520 So now, stay on top of the red dot. 04:47:23.520 --> 04:47:24.520 That red dot is where Mordekaiser is. 04:47:24.520 --> 04:47:27.640 So, I'm just going to want you to walk up to him and then you can R. 04:47:27.640 --> 04:47:28.640 R? 04:47:28.640 --> 04:47:29.640 Nice. 04:47:29.640 --> 04:47:30.640 Now, don't Q. 04:47:30.640 --> 04:47:31.640 Nice! 04:47:31.640 --> 04:47:32.640 Good! 04:47:32.640 --> 04:47:33.640 Take the cannon. 04:47:33.640 --> 04:47:34.640 Swipe it. 04:47:34.640 --> 04:47:35.640 Swipe the cannon. 04:47:35.640 --> 04:47:36.640 Swipe the cannon. 04:47:36.640 --> 04:47:37.640 Nice! 04:47:37.640 --> 04:47:38.640 Good! 04:47:38.640 --> 04:47:40.000 But do you see what I mean? 04:47:40.000 --> 04:47:43.420 you're actually holding your two like already Jamesy you're starting to 04:47:43.420 --> 04:47:48.460 understand fundamental mastery mechanics that are the differences between the good 04:47:48.460 --> 04:47:54.940 ones and the great ones do you see what I mean yes sir like I want to see most 04:47:54.940 --> 04:47:58.600 fucking hat off yeah you're gonna do it soon but I want to turn you into a 04:47:58.600 --> 04:48:02.980 fucking war machine that's what you need to be need to be a fucking war machine 04:48:02.980 --> 04:48:15.820 bro. Alright, now look on the uh the wrappers here. Perfect. I want to cap this fucking Teemo's 04:48:15.820 --> 04:48:20.020 fucking head off. Yep, but already done. I'm telling you I'm loving watching it clear. 04:48:20.020 --> 04:48:23.900 Don't forget to use your W. Right now your W is the only thing and also when you're 04:48:23.900 --> 04:48:29.020 clearing the wrappers make sure that you're only ever autoing the big one okay. Got it. 04:48:29.020 --> 04:48:43.180 So now you're going to play on the Krugs, after the Krugs I want to look on Dragon. 04:48:43.180 --> 04:48:47.860 Krugs first on Dragon. 04:48:47.860 --> 04:48:51.620 There you go. 04:48:51.620 --> 04:48:56.380 Don't forget about your W. Come on, you got to start actively using it. 04:48:56.380 --> 04:48:57.380 We need to unlock it. 04:48:57.380 --> 04:49:02.260 It's like right now, Jinx, see? You have three weapons in your arsenal and you're only using two. 04:49:02.260 --> 04:49:04.260 We need to be activating all three, right? 04:49:06.260 --> 04:49:08.900 I want you to ward over the wall into the dragon. Ward over the wall. 04:49:10.420 --> 04:49:17.140 Okay, go kill the smother bot. You see bot? Under your mini-mout? Run at him, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot. Press R, just press R and run at him. 04:49:17.940 --> 04:49:18.440 Nice. 04:49:18.440 --> 04:49:28.440 Sorry for meeting with my queue, sorry. 04:49:28.440 --> 04:49:33.080 So there, yeah, well you already know what the issue is, right? 04:49:33.080 --> 04:49:34.840 And I'm telling you, it's a thing. 04:49:34.840 --> 04:49:38.160 I wonder if by the red boots now, by the red boots I told you about? 04:49:38.160 --> 04:49:39.960 Yeah, there, yeah. 04:49:39.960 --> 04:49:43.840 It's a thing where I'm, and also right click your glint Zeus, because you have enough gold 04:49:43.840 --> 04:49:45.320 for another component. 04:49:45.320 --> 04:49:46.320 But that's what I'm telling you. 04:49:46.320 --> 04:49:47.320 It's like, listen. 04:49:47.320 --> 04:49:52.600 are things that are going to take a while for you to actually adopt into your gameplay, 04:49:52.600 --> 04:49:59.320 but the second that you do, it's going to be so much better. Why can't I ever ward into 04:49:59.320 --> 04:50:06.400 a dragon pit? It never worked. Nothing happens. Everybody else does it. 04:50:06.400 --> 04:50:10.520 Because Jinxie, you want to ward where the edge of the dragon pit is. 04:50:10.520 --> 04:50:15.560 I do! Nothing happens! Then walk to the edge of the pit next time and then ward, because 04:50:15.560 --> 04:50:21.560 If you try warning too far away from it, it auto-paths you to walking towards it, right? 04:50:21.560 --> 04:50:24.040 It considers it almost like a movement, Command. 04:50:24.040 --> 04:50:25.400 Okay, fight the down in here. 04:50:25.400 --> 04:50:27.400 Flutter. 04:50:27.400 --> 04:50:30.400 You're east up in one second. 04:50:30.400 --> 04:50:32.400 Okay, back about... 04:50:32.400 --> 04:50:34.400 Yeah, you have to run here. 04:50:34.400 --> 04:50:35.400 You have to run? 04:50:35.400 --> 04:50:36.400 Should I run away? 04:50:36.400 --> 04:50:37.400 It's okay. 04:50:37.400 --> 04:50:38.400 That's fine. 04:50:38.400 --> 04:50:39.400 What the fuck! 04:50:39.400 --> 04:50:40.400 Command! 04:50:40.400 --> 04:50:41.400 What the fuck! 04:50:41.400 --> 04:50:42.400 Okay. 04:50:42.400 --> 04:50:49.800 Okay, your team gets it. That's fine. So now listen, once we get to two items, that's 04:50:49.800 --> 04:50:54.440 going to be where we start going fucking crazy, okay? Like, I want you to feel all this pain, 04:50:54.440 --> 04:50:58.600 all this fear, and all this rage inside of you. I want you to harness it, and you're 04:50:58.600 --> 04:51:03.080 just going to bottle it all up for now, and the second you have that green nose, you're 04:51:03.080 --> 04:51:13.480 going to unleash it okay? Like Jim C Thaler right now. I just always die! Everyone has 04:51:13.480 --> 04:51:18.160 some fucking plot armor whenever I chase them down but whenever I get chased down it's just 04:51:18.160 --> 04:51:25.600 a horror movie. Yeah that's like fucking absurd plot armor. Yep that's like role one of league. 04:51:25.600 --> 04:51:30.200 Okay so now you're gonna look for the for the blue chair and then we're gonna clear 04:51:30.200 --> 04:51:45.200 all the way towards Krugs. Now look on the Wolves, this is good. 04:51:45.200 --> 04:51:51.960 Die! Very good. It's not wanting to play on the 04:51:51.960 --> 04:51:53.960 Rappers after Rappers are gonna look on Krugs 04:51:54.960 --> 04:51:56.960 Yeah, that's a good game 04:52:02.880 --> 04:52:08.720 Ignore the Akali if Ash dies so that we can secure a hundred gold then that's good for us kill last Raptor 04:52:10.880 --> 04:52:12.800 Nice 04:52:12.800 --> 04:52:14.160 Now after you do this 04:52:14.160 --> 04:52:20.900 I wanted to invade her bot side and the reason why is because she's top so since top side has killed a mini Krugs 04:52:20.900 --> 04:52:28.900 Since our top side is only coming up in like a minute 40 with wolves, then we're gonna have nothing to do on the map, so let's invade bot. 04:52:29.900 --> 04:52:30.900 Invade here? 04:52:30.900 --> 04:52:31.900 Yep. 04:52:34.900 --> 04:52:36.900 Look on blue? Perfect, take that blue. 04:52:36.900 --> 04:52:38.900 Then after I want you to look on the ground. 04:52:42.900 --> 04:52:45.900 Now, don't forget to kite your cams, okay? 04:52:45.900 --> 04:52:50.740 Okay, so now what you're doing is I want you to ward in this bush, ward in that bush with 04:52:50.740 --> 04:52:51.740 the circle. 04:52:51.740 --> 04:52:52.740 Okay, back up. 04:52:52.740 --> 04:52:54.740 Yeah, just wait, just wait, just wait. 04:52:54.740 --> 04:52:56.420 Cause he's probably in the entire team now. 04:52:56.420 --> 04:52:57.420 Wait in this bush? 04:52:57.420 --> 04:52:58.420 So right here? 04:52:58.420 --> 04:52:59.420 Wait in that. 04:52:59.420 --> 04:53:00.420 Just sit here. 04:53:00.420 --> 04:53:01.420 Sit here and wait. 04:53:01.420 --> 04:53:04.740 When that little dragon fuck shows ball in, you're going to smash his skull against the 04:53:04.740 --> 04:53:05.740 fucking pavement. 04:53:05.740 --> 04:53:06.740 Do you understand me? 04:53:06.740 --> 04:53:07.740 Yes sir. 04:53:07.740 --> 04:53:08.740 Wait a little bit. 04:53:08.740 --> 04:53:13.740 We're going to wait another 10, 9, 8, 7, 6. 04:53:13.740 --> 04:53:14.740 Okay. 04:53:14.740 --> 04:53:18.100 6. Okay now walk up look on the ground see if he's on it 04:53:20.380 --> 04:53:23.740 Smite it. Okay. Yeah, we just run. I'm out of thought 04:53:25.060 --> 04:53:30.780 Yeah, just want to send you're good. I mean that's actually fucking retarded. I don't understand what that was like 04:53:30.780 --> 04:53:36.700 He didn't walk up there probably wasn't a word either. It sends us gameplay, but it's good because now you're gonna have your two items 04:53:36.700 --> 04:53:37.620 I 04:53:37.620 --> 04:53:41.780 Wonder Joe and Bob look at how low he is because I don't think he has yeah go for this factor 04:53:41.780 --> 04:53:46.780 I have no R. Are you sure? Yeah, you're good, you're good. 04:53:46.780 --> 04:53:50.780 Worst case, you just get the next wave. Get the next wave. 04:53:50.780 --> 04:53:54.780 Yep, so now we get this wave. 04:53:54.780 --> 04:53:57.780 Perfect, get all the minions. 04:53:57.780 --> 04:54:01.780 Take the next one too, next one too. Then you're gonna recall. 04:54:01.780 --> 04:54:05.780 Next one too. 04:54:05.780 --> 04:54:10.780 Like the next, next one? No, no, no. Like this one, that's it. 04:54:10.780 --> 04:54:14.320 one that's it well can you miss a 04:54:14.320 --> 04:54:17.380 ball goes get the fuck out get out okay 04:54:17.380 --> 04:54:19.420 jingsy reset do you want me to handle 04:54:19.420 --> 04:54:22.460 boggles for you yes please bro please 04:54:22.460 --> 04:54:28.060 boggles by a rope stand on top of a chair 04:54:28.060 --> 04:54:31.780 and I want you to do I'm gonna finish 04:54:31.780 --> 04:54:35.220 up thought no no no okay all right so 04:54:35.220 --> 04:54:36.580 now we're gonna do is you're gonna look 04:54:36.580 --> 04:54:38.500 for the Krugs and then after Krugs you're 04:54:38.500 --> 04:54:41.020 you're just going to full clear up. 04:54:41.020 --> 04:54:42.220 Fuck the dragon. 04:54:42.220 --> 04:54:43.740 Yep. 04:54:43.740 --> 04:54:46.700 Because the thing is that Diana right now is really strong, 04:54:46.700 --> 04:54:50.220 so if she goes for it, then it's going to be bad for you. 04:54:50.220 --> 04:54:52.100 So now hold tap for a second. 04:54:52.100 --> 04:54:53.980 I want to see if anybody on the enemy team 04:54:53.980 --> 04:54:56.420 is worth their shutdown. 04:54:56.420 --> 04:54:59.020 Hold tap. 04:54:59.020 --> 04:54:59.700 Not really. 04:54:59.700 --> 04:55:00.740 OK, doesn't matter then. 04:55:03.820 --> 04:55:05.140 OK, so now look on this. 04:55:05.140 --> 04:55:10.140 It's hard to get really strong. 04:55:10.140 --> 04:55:11.140 Yep, you're good. 04:55:11.140 --> 04:55:14.140 And now what you're going to do is you're going to look for the wolves. 04:55:14.140 --> 04:55:17.140 Like see, now you're getting to a point where now you're getting to main character status, 04:55:17.140 --> 04:55:18.140 do you understand? 04:55:18.140 --> 04:55:23.140 Yes, yeah, yeah, I'm almost here. 04:55:23.140 --> 04:55:27.140 Yep, suddenly you're looking at this. 04:55:27.140 --> 04:55:31.140 If Mordekaiser walks top, you fucking end his life, do you understand me? 04:55:31.140 --> 04:55:41.460 Now take the top wave, exactly. 04:55:41.460 --> 04:55:45.300 Your laner's lanes become your new jungle camps once the laning phase ends. 04:55:45.300 --> 04:55:46.860 Oh, I love your mindset. 04:55:46.860 --> 04:55:48.300 Yep, there you go. 04:55:48.300 --> 04:55:49.300 Jinxy wants more gold. 04:55:49.300 --> 04:55:50.300 No, no, no. 04:55:50.300 --> 04:55:51.300 Stay top, stay top. 04:55:51.300 --> 04:55:57.140 So now you're going to do Jinxy, so you're going to stay top until Mordekaiser walks 04:55:57.140 --> 04:56:00.220 top, and then you're just going to fucking end his life, do you understand? 04:56:00.220 --> 04:56:05.220 So I don't want to use your abilities on the wave anymore because we need to have them up for Mordekaiser so we can kill him. 04:56:07.220 --> 04:56:14.220 Also, his Q is when he does like the big som on the ground. I want you to try using your Q to dodge that ability, okay? 04:56:14.220 --> 04:56:16.220 Walk up. Don't use your abilities on the wave. Just auto. 04:56:19.220 --> 04:56:20.220 This is nice. 04:56:21.220 --> 04:56:23.220 Next wave too. Next wave too. Go. Control W. 04:56:24.220 --> 04:56:29.220 Ward in this bush that's right here. Now, in the circle. In the circle. Ward. 04:56:30.220 --> 04:56:32.740 Go on to him and I don't know he has nobody now now 04:56:33.620 --> 04:56:34.820 or 04:56:34.820 --> 04:56:36.820 or 04:56:37.980 --> 04:56:40.140 Well, I thought I ordered already I missed my 04:56:46.540 --> 04:56:48.540 Okay, I missed my 04:56:52.260 --> 04:56:56.740 In game so Jamesy that this game is so 04:56:56.740 --> 04:57:00.740 Listen to me. Listen to me. 04:57:00.740 --> 04:57:03.740 Do-W-E-R, look, look, look here, look there, look there. 04:57:03.740 --> 04:57:05.740 By this, by that, recall here. 04:57:05.740 --> 04:57:08.740 Back up, you can't bite this. Engage now, don't engage yet. 04:57:08.740 --> 04:57:12.740 Like, my head is gonna explode! 04:57:12.740 --> 04:57:17.740 We're gonna really blow off my head! It's gonna blow off! 04:57:17.740 --> 04:57:20.740 Okay, I want you to go to your crugs, and I want you to listen to me. 04:57:20.740 --> 04:57:22.740 Your crugs, your crugs. 04:57:22.740 --> 04:57:27.740 When you first started playing Rainbow Six, were you good at the game? 04:57:27.740 --> 04:57:29.740 No. 04:57:29.740 --> 04:57:32.740 How did you feel the first time you had champion? 04:57:32.740 --> 04:57:39.740 Like I just had sex for the first time, but at that time I hadn't had sex yet, so I had nothing to base that information on both. 04:57:39.740 --> 04:57:44.740 Exactly. So you just have to understand that League is the same learning curve. 04:57:44.740 --> 04:57:47.740 Like, League is just a game where you're going to have breakthroughs, right? 04:57:47.740 --> 04:57:55.380 There for example, the reason why it went bad was because you right clicked off the team on you were just kind of like running around for like three seconds 04:57:55.380 --> 04:57:58.380 But in that three seconds you could have auto-attacked him eight times 04:57:58.480 --> 04:58:01.720 But why is he fighting me like here's the thing 04:58:02.120 --> 04:58:07.320 When someone walks at me like that like I assume there's a reason like is he actually just brain dead? 04:58:07.360 --> 04:58:10.580 Yes, I thought walking because he had his team or something 04:58:10.580 --> 04:58:13.160 No, no, no, no, Jynxie walk walk walk for the fight walk for this fight 04:58:13.380 --> 04:58:17.680 So the thing is that you have to understand rule one of iron and bronze players is they all have cancer 04:58:17.680 --> 04:58:21.820 So you always want to look for fights because they're gonna act up. Don't look for this 04:58:25.840 --> 04:58:27.840 By the way 04:58:27.960 --> 04:58:29.960 You're not able to actually 04:58:33.720 --> 04:58:38.260 No, we can't do this because a colleague has an ability that makes it so you can auto attack her 04:58:38.980 --> 04:58:44.960 Cool, of course. She does ha ha ha and then she probably has an ability where she takes my my anal virginity to 04:58:44.960 --> 04:58:52.200 Yeah, everyone's got an ability for something everybody's got some bullshit fucking cheese everybody 04:58:53.120 --> 04:58:55.120 Okay, look look on the barcrab 04:58:59.720 --> 04:59:01.720 Okay, now on your job, man 04:59:04.800 --> 04:59:06.800 Are you back? 04:59:14.960 --> 04:59:19.960 Mort, I hope... I can't say that, alright. 04:59:19.960 --> 04:59:22.960 Do you want to whisper it? 04:59:22.960 --> 04:59:25.960 Bush camping with Mort. Nah, I can't even whisper it, it's bad. 04:59:25.960 --> 04:59:38.960 Okay, so look, now what you're gonna do is I'm gonna want you to look for out of base, you're gonna look on the red buff, and now we're gonna use our team as human shields so that we can get fed. Are you ready for that? 04:59:38.960 --> 04:59:43.960 Yeah. 04:59:43.960 --> 04:59:48.400 Alright, so here's what you're going to do. 04:59:48.400 --> 04:59:54.640 Out of base, I want you to instantly run to the red buff. 04:59:54.640 --> 05:00:00.960 Come here. 05:00:00.960 --> 05:00:03.360 Drawing over the fight, fast. 05:00:03.360 --> 05:00:06.240 Alright, draw. 05:00:06.240 --> 05:00:11.160 So Jynxie, while you're drawing, did you know that you can right click and you right click 05:00:11.160 --> 05:00:13.320 on top of where you're drawing? 05:00:13.320 --> 05:00:20.320 You like you move towards it. So like drone and then right-click. 05:00:20.720 --> 05:00:21.700 What? 05:00:21.700 --> 05:00:23.220 What are you saying? 05:00:23.220 --> 05:00:24.200 What happened? 05:00:24.200 --> 05:00:26.860 So let's say right now you hover over the Krugs 05:00:26.860 --> 05:00:30.180 and while you're... just with this fight, yep. 05:00:30.180 --> 05:00:31.980 Just keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting. 05:00:31.980 --> 05:00:32.840 Keep fighting? 05:00:32.840 --> 05:00:33.720 Team A! 05:00:33.720 --> 05:00:35.160 Team A! 05:00:35.160 --> 05:00:36.360 Team A! 05:00:36.360 --> 05:00:42.360 This is gonna be a lot of fucking hell! 05:00:42.360 --> 05:00:44.360 Why are you running away, you brain dead teammate? 05:00:46.360 --> 05:00:48.360 Well, can I just face fuck this teamope? Please? 05:00:48.360 --> 05:00:50.360 I want to kill him so bad. 05:00:51.360 --> 05:00:52.360 Not yet, not yet. 05:00:52.360 --> 05:00:54.360 Watch where it's at, Holly. 05:00:56.360 --> 05:00:57.360 Killer, killer. 05:00:57.360 --> 05:00:59.360 Remember, don't lead with- 05:01:00.360 --> 05:01:02.360 I can't kill her, she has a hat! 05:01:04.360 --> 05:01:05.360 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 05:01:06.360 --> 05:01:08.360 She has a HOOOOPE! 05:01:12.360 --> 05:01:19.080 Okay, James, are you listening to me? 05:01:19.080 --> 05:01:20.080 What do you want me to do, bro? 05:01:20.080 --> 05:01:21.080 Turn into Jesus to win that? 05:01:21.080 --> 05:01:23.080 And there's two of them, and I'm underleveled. 05:01:23.080 --> 05:01:24.080 I'm three and eight. 05:01:24.080 --> 05:01:25.080 I can't 1v2. 05:01:25.080 --> 05:01:26.080 You have two items. 05:01:26.080 --> 05:01:27.080 You can 1v2. 05:01:27.080 --> 05:01:29.560 The thing about it right now, I want you to buy Whitsand. 05:01:29.560 --> 05:01:30.560 I can't 1v2 that. 05:01:30.560 --> 05:01:31.560 I'm sorry, I have to... 05:01:31.560 --> 05:01:32.560 Yes, you can. 05:01:32.560 --> 05:01:35.280 I'm literally three and seven. 05:01:35.280 --> 05:01:36.280 I can't 1v2. 05:01:36.280 --> 05:01:37.280 There's no fucking way I can... 05:01:37.280 --> 05:01:38.280 I'm so... 05:01:38.280 --> 05:01:39.280 I'm so hard! 05:01:39.280 --> 05:01:40.080 FUUUUUUURR! 05:01:40.440 --> 05:01:42.520 And I won V9 to challenge your game! 05:01:43.220 --> 05:01:45.840 Undo the item that you have and buy Whitsend! 05:01:46.440 --> 05:01:47.940 Yes! You can! 05:01:48.320 --> 05:01:49.520 Won V9 at Jynxie! 05:01:49.800 --> 05:01:50.920 Yep, right click with Whitsend. 05:01:50.920 --> 05:01:53.320 Yes, and then afterwards, right click with Sun. 05:01:55.280 --> 05:01:55.780 Good. 05:02:05.120 --> 05:02:06.560 THE FUCK IS THAT?! 05:02:07.560 --> 05:02:09.040 That's the T-March rooms. 05:02:09.280 --> 05:02:10.280 I'm going to be honest. 05:02:10.280 --> 05:02:15.120 Oh my god, if you play Teemo you should jump into oncoming fucking traffic. 05:02:15.120 --> 05:02:16.120 End game. 05:02:16.120 --> 05:02:17.120 End game. 05:02:17.120 --> 05:02:23.200 Yo, I think it would actually be good if we start banning Teemo. 05:02:23.200 --> 05:02:27.040 I mean, yeah, he gets played every game. 05:02:27.040 --> 05:02:28.040 Yep. 05:02:28.040 --> 05:02:29.200 Okay, look for this fight, fucking. 05:02:29.200 --> 05:02:30.840 Jinxie, this is all you. 05:02:30.840 --> 05:02:31.840 Yeah, I agree. 05:02:31.840 --> 05:02:33.560 I can fight this. 05:02:33.560 --> 05:02:36.120 Don't focus, Samar. 05:02:36.120 --> 05:02:44.400 yes anyone but that fucking freak nice go girl this good yes get the one now get 05:02:44.400 --> 05:02:48.240 them on now now get them on now you get the more 05:02:52.880 --> 05:03:01.120 that's fine don't bother it okay now you're next item after this I mean I 05:03:01.120 --> 05:03:08.120 I don't want to buy an item called Terminus. 05:03:08.120 --> 05:03:13.800 So yes, so do you sell the enemy teamhouse a lot of, they're like very tanky? 05:03:13.800 --> 05:03:15.120 Yeah. 05:03:15.120 --> 05:03:19.960 Terminus gives you armor penetration. 05:03:19.960 --> 05:03:22.280 So it makes you do a lot more damage. 05:03:22.280 --> 05:03:23.280 What are you eating, bro? 05:03:23.280 --> 05:03:27.360 Oh, my mom made them, they're like Greek cookies. 05:03:27.360 --> 05:03:32.360 Oh, that looks good, yeah. 05:03:32.360 --> 05:03:37.360 But this might be... 05:03:37.360 --> 05:03:43.360 Yeah, I could just tell you a challenger, like, you're in lollipop land, bro. 05:03:43.360 --> 05:03:46.360 We're done, I want to die over here, man. 05:03:46.360 --> 05:03:50.360 It's okay. You'll meet me here soon. Go to your boobop. 05:03:57.360 --> 05:04:01.360 someone's gonna be here it's like one of those games 05:04:01.360 --> 05:04:11.360 alright now what I want you to do is I want you to look for baron 05:04:11.360 --> 05:04:16.360 so I ping baron ping baron 05:04:16.360 --> 05:04:22.360 baron ping it's ping it's ping it we need a letter to know what's up 05:04:22.360 --> 05:04:32.240 Can I just gape this Teemo, please? 05:04:32.240 --> 05:04:33.240 Not yet. 05:04:33.240 --> 05:04:34.240 Okay, wait. 05:04:34.240 --> 05:04:35.240 Let me just try. 05:04:35.240 --> 05:04:36.240 Stop hitting it. 05:04:36.240 --> 05:04:37.240 Yep. 05:04:37.240 --> 05:04:38.240 Sorry. 05:04:38.240 --> 05:04:39.240 Two. 05:04:39.240 --> 05:04:50.120 So, why are we able to get Baron there? 05:04:50.120 --> 05:04:51.120 Like that? 05:04:51.120 --> 05:04:52.120 I don't understand. 05:04:52.120 --> 05:04:54.120 the thing is that the enemy shows 05:04:54.120 --> 05:04:56.120 fucking 05:04:56.120 --> 05:04:58.120 game 05:04:58.120 --> 05:05:00.840 I hate you my players so much jinx 05:05:00.840 --> 05:05:03.800 are you Chris Hansen yes brown I'm 05:05:03.800 --> 05:05:05.080 catching predators today 05:05:05.080 --> 05:05:07.480 yep you are fuck you team up I fucking 05:05:07.480 --> 05:05:11.720 ate you okay 05:05:11.720 --> 05:05:13.400 yes the reason why I could ban there is 05:05:13.400 --> 05:05:14.840 because you saw that the enemy was 05:05:14.840 --> 05:05:16.600 bought so because they were bought it's 05:05:16.600 --> 05:05:18.920 like oh shit what if we just use that 05:05:18.920 --> 05:05:20.200 to our advantage and then we get 05:05:20.200 --> 05:05:21.500 Yeah Baron for free. 05:05:21.500 --> 05:05:23.540 Should I look on the next drag here? 05:05:23.540 --> 05:05:25.540 Yep, it's up in 20 seconds, it's free. 05:05:31.420 --> 05:05:32.420 Red buff first, yeah. 05:05:35.340 --> 05:05:37.460 Now remember, your ult is up in like 15 seconds, 05:05:37.460 --> 05:05:38.800 so we don't really want to fight until it's up. 05:05:38.800 --> 05:05:40.500 Walk bot, walk bot, walk bot. 05:05:43.500 --> 05:05:46.020 If they go for Jin, then you need to help him. 05:05:46.940 --> 05:05:49.420 Okay, walk up, walk up with your Briar. 05:05:49.420 --> 05:05:52.600 your buyer is your is your suicide bomb in this game 05:05:52.600 --> 05:05:54.480 you need to let him go in first 05:05:54.480 --> 05:05:57.700 and then you follow up okay 05:05:57.700 --> 05:06:01.200 i did shit let's go 05:06:01.200 --> 05:06:03.200 right 05:06:03.200 --> 05:06:05.080 my god 05:06:05.080 --> 05:06:07.000 what the fuck 05:06:07.000 --> 05:06:08.840 okay you need to wait 05:06:08.840 --> 05:06:10.280 unfortunately you need to wait 05:06:10.280 --> 05:06:14.680 like i'm telling you patience patience 05:06:14.680 --> 05:06:15.280 okay wait 05:06:15.280 --> 05:06:17.680 just wait wait 05:06:17.680 --> 05:06:20.080 No! No! No! 05:06:20.080 --> 05:06:22.680 Okay, go on the smother for a smother, smother, smother. 05:06:22.680 --> 05:06:24.680 Okay, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him! 05:06:24.680 --> 05:06:26.680 You got this, you got this, yes? 05:06:30.680 --> 05:06:31.680 Two? 05:06:32.680 --> 05:06:36.680 Okay, fight! FIGHT! FIGHT! 05:06:37.680 --> 05:06:39.680 Get the dragon out. 05:06:39.680 --> 05:06:40.680 Okay, kill this? 05:06:40.680 --> 05:06:43.680 Oh my god! Oh my god! 05:06:43.680 --> 05:06:44.680 Okay, try and see. 05:06:44.680 --> 05:06:52.080 Hit this, but do not kill the dragon don't do it. Oh, no no no you need to get this drag 05:06:53.800 --> 05:06:56.520 Save your Q in case Teemo comes and then you kill on him 05:06:58.400 --> 05:07:00.400 Nick you on him 05:07:01.600 --> 05:07:10.060 Just keep chasing him you better die little bitch you better die. Now you can turn kill the dragon kill the dragon 05:07:14.680 --> 05:07:20.840 oh no okay nice now walk in that bush right there at the edge of the pit yeah 05:07:20.840 --> 05:07:23.200 then recall 05:07:23.200 --> 05:07:28.320 hey semo duck why not away you won't give them out of mine 05:07:28.320 --> 05:07:30.720 I'm out of mine 05:07:30.720 --> 05:07:39.960 hey now no no no no no 05:07:39.960 --> 05:07:47.000 Jinxie Jinxie do you understand where you just did I just got a quadra kill yeah, but not just that 05:07:47.320 --> 05:07:53.460 Teemo can place bombs so by you going for that scuttle crab you could have stepped on one of his bombs and died 05:07:54.900 --> 05:07:57.580 That's key the way way hard. I'm sorry 05:08:02.300 --> 05:08:07.500 Okay, so how about your terminus terminus terminus no the thing you have right now 05:08:09.960 --> 05:08:15.960 And then afterwards by lickservarn, by lickservarn, back up, no no, in base, lickservarn. Very good. 05:08:21.640 --> 05:08:25.080 But I got a scut fetish, you gotta let me, you gotta unlock me there. 05:08:25.080 --> 05:08:25.880 You have a what? 05:08:26.760 --> 05:08:27.560 Scut fetish. 05:08:28.760 --> 05:08:30.440 You have a scut fetish? 05:08:30.440 --> 05:08:30.920 Uh, yes. 05:08:32.600 --> 05:08:35.720 I'll tell you one salt. Go on Mordekaiser 2, you can get, you can get Mordekaiser. 05:08:35.720 --> 05:08:37.960 I don't want you to be scared, go in now, now! 05:08:37.960 --> 05:08:39.960 GO IN! GO IN! 05:08:39.960 --> 05:08:40.960 ARGH! 05:08:40.960 --> 05:08:43.960 I'm MORD! MORD! MORD! 05:08:45.960 --> 05:08:47.960 Now you go for them. 05:08:47.960 --> 05:08:49.960 STOP MY DICK DIANA! 05:08:49.960 --> 05:08:51.960 Now mid, push mid, push mid, push mid. 05:08:51.960 --> 05:08:55.960 And they showed you fucking chase them down. Do you understand me? 05:08:57.960 --> 05:09:00.960 You chase them down like a robed dog in a daycare. 05:09:00.960 --> 05:09:10.400 Alright, if this guy doesn't help me, voila, I'm gonna freak out. 05:09:10.400 --> 05:09:12.400 Here we go. 05:09:12.400 --> 05:09:14.440 Alright, now back up. 05:09:14.440 --> 05:09:15.440 That's fine. 05:09:15.440 --> 05:09:22.320 Okay, what we're gonna do here is, next timer is blue buff, but I want you to just like 05:09:22.320 --> 05:09:23.440 hover around mid. 05:09:23.440 --> 05:09:27.760 So just like sit in the bushes off to the side, because your team might be retarded and fight 05:09:27.760 --> 05:09:30.760 for no reason. 05:09:30.760 --> 05:09:37.460 I'm going to dinner with Ron in like an hour. 05:09:37.460 --> 05:09:38.460 I am nice. 05:09:38.460 --> 05:09:42.000 I actually have a movie with my wife too in like an hour. 05:09:42.000 --> 05:09:43.000 Nice bro. 05:09:43.000 --> 05:09:44.000 We're going to watch Obsession. 05:09:44.000 --> 05:09:45.000 What is that? 05:09:45.000 --> 05:09:51.080 It's like a horror movie about like an obsessive girlfriend or something. 05:09:51.080 --> 05:09:52.280 Everyone's been like glazing it. 05:09:52.280 --> 05:09:54.800 Wait, I'm obsessed with ripping the Sakali's head off. 05:09:54.800 --> 05:10:00.120 Okay, then just wait, just wait, just wait. 05:10:00.120 --> 05:10:07.120 Now I want you to type in charon now go in for me I am your master. 05:10:14.120 --> 05:10:20.120 Okay go in now. R, R. Now chase chase chase. 05:10:20.120 --> 05:10:24.120 Back up back up this is good. Now kill the mordcast when it comes out right here. 05:10:24.120 --> 05:10:26.120 Easy peasy lemon squeezy! 05:10:26.120 --> 05:10:29.120 There you go. Snow jinx watch the burn, the burn, the burn, the burn, the burn. 05:10:29.120 --> 05:10:37.600 the band the band jimsy is godlike oh i love power scaling jimsy do you see how you have 05:10:37.600 --> 05:10:41.760 like almost three thousand do you see how you have almost three thousand gold in your 05:10:41.760 --> 05:10:47.280 inventory back to me daddy do you see how you have almost three thousand gold in your 05:10:47.280 --> 05:10:52.240 inventory yes at this stage of the game blade of the rune king is a better version of kraken 05:10:52.240 --> 05:10:57.240 So we're going to sell our Kraken Sayer and buy Blade of the Rune King, okay? 05:10:58.240 --> 05:10:59.240 Got it. 05:11:09.240 --> 05:11:11.240 Recall? Recall? Recall? 05:11:12.240 --> 05:11:14.240 And then you sell your Kraken Sayer? 05:11:16.240 --> 05:11:18.240 Don't, don't, don't, okay? 05:11:19.240 --> 05:11:21.240 Dude, I'm sorry, I'm just so fed. 05:11:22.240 --> 05:11:28.020 okay then I'll turn and kill everyone then let me test it for real I don't 05:11:28.020 --> 05:11:30.220 mind I'll know you're gonna die 05:11:30.220 --> 05:11:32.140 bro you're a piece of shit 05:11:32.140 --> 05:11:34.140 you're a piece of shit 05:11:34.140 --> 05:11:36.140 you're a piece of shit 05:11:36.140 --> 05:11:37.140 jinxie jinxie 05:11:37.140 --> 05:11:39.140 you motherfucker 05:11:39.140 --> 05:11:40.140 jinxie 05:11:40.140 --> 05:11:42.580 look at this little female look at him look at him I fucking it look at him look at him 05:11:42.580 --> 05:11:45.780 bro he thinks he thinks you're a nine-year-old that's why he's running this far for you 05:11:45.780 --> 05:11:46.780 ha ha ha 05:11:46.780 --> 05:11:50.580 fuck you female you disgusting piece of garbage 05:11:50.580 --> 05:11:52.580 Okay, so now I saw your Kraken Slayer. 05:11:55.380 --> 05:11:56.180 You mean Bork? 05:11:56.580 --> 05:11:58.580 Oh yeah, no no, I saw your Kraken Slayer. 05:11:58.580 --> 05:12:00.580 I'll be your star. 05:12:02.580 --> 05:12:03.580 By Bork? 05:12:03.580 --> 05:12:05.580 And then by Elixir Vime. 05:12:06.580 --> 05:12:08.580 Nice, now walk to the dragon, fast. 05:12:09.580 --> 05:12:12.580 Okay, so now we're gonna go Red buff, dragon, okay? 05:12:14.580 --> 05:12:16.580 We're doing something crazy. 05:12:17.580 --> 05:12:18.580 What? 05:12:18.580 --> 05:12:22.580 I'm only 31 wins away from rank 1. Get the red. 05:12:24.580 --> 05:12:26.580 Wait, why are you laughing? 05:12:30.580 --> 05:12:32.580 I think that was high-five. 05:12:34.580 --> 05:12:36.580 Okay, now look for this fight. 05:12:37.580 --> 05:12:39.580 Going on the Mordekaiser now. 05:12:40.580 --> 05:12:41.580 Okay, smother. 05:12:43.580 --> 05:12:47.580 But when the Mordekaiser comes out, you're gonna ult, you're gonna kill him, and then you're gonna go in for everyone now. 05:12:48.580 --> 05:12:49.580 E! E? 05:12:55.060 --> 05:12:57.560 Nice chase. Now chase. Get your quadra. 05:12:57.560 --> 05:13:00.060 They're all dead here. Go in on them. Go in on them. 05:13:04.480 --> 05:13:07.420 Okay, you need to back off now. So now go for the dragon. 05:13:08.420 --> 05:13:10.460 My blade is yours. 05:13:10.980 --> 05:13:13.460 Okay. You're in a very good spot right now. 05:13:13.460 --> 05:13:19.780 It just kind of shade though because you don't like really have a better item to build on 05:13:19.780 --> 05:13:20.780 when you have renounce. 05:13:20.780 --> 05:13:25.080 You're literally just like chilling on fucking a billion gold. 05:13:25.080 --> 05:13:28.680 So now what I want to do is just like buy your elixir of iron again and then just go 05:13:28.680 --> 05:13:29.680 straight top. 05:13:29.680 --> 05:13:32.760 That was how many respawns you have to rebuy elixir of iron. 05:13:32.760 --> 05:13:33.760 Yep. 05:13:33.760 --> 05:13:34.760 So now go top. 05:13:34.760 --> 05:13:35.760 Push top. 05:13:35.760 --> 05:13:39.200 We're not going to team fight because our team is brain dead. 05:13:39.200 --> 05:13:41.800 So we're just going to try to split push and solo win the game. 05:13:41.800 --> 05:13:42.800 Okay? 05:13:42.800 --> 05:13:46.480 Sounds good, looking like a Jinxie carry. 05:13:46.480 --> 05:13:50.880 Every game looks like a Jinxie carry when Jinxie plays for himself. 05:13:50.880 --> 05:13:51.880 Real. 05:13:51.880 --> 05:13:56.880 That's why Jinxie, I'm telling you, off stream, I think the reason why you lose as much as 05:13:56.880 --> 05:14:00.400 you do is because you just try helping your team too much. 05:14:00.400 --> 05:14:04.840 Yeah, I just let them get in my head a lot, I just start hashtag full mute all. 05:14:04.840 --> 05:14:06.840 Yep, every time. 05:14:06.840 --> 05:14:11.240 Like this game, I've been full muted, it's been so peaceful, I'm so tired of like, you 05:14:11.240 --> 05:14:13.560 It's like a toddler telling me how to like live my life. 05:14:13.560 --> 05:14:14.680 It's like, bro, you're a fucking toddler. 05:14:14.680 --> 05:14:16.040 You've been in bronze for two years. 05:14:16.040 --> 05:14:17.960 So like, take your keyboard and shove it up your ass. 05:14:17.960 --> 05:14:19.040 Exactly. 05:14:19.040 --> 05:14:21.840 If you're bronze, you know, drew 11. 05:14:21.840 --> 05:14:24.360 Iron and bronze are not allowed to type, ever, 05:14:24.360 --> 05:14:25.560 under any circumstances. 05:14:25.560 --> 05:14:26.440 Or paint. 05:14:26.440 --> 05:14:27.960 No, I'm not kidding. 05:14:27.960 --> 05:14:29.320 You shouldn't be allowed to paint if you're bronze. 05:14:29.320 --> 05:14:29.760 That's not fair. 05:14:29.760 --> 05:14:31.560 Real. 05:14:31.560 --> 05:14:34.160 Like, bronze players think they have like a say. 05:14:34.160 --> 05:14:35.760 It's like, bro, just shove your keyboard up your ass 05:14:35.760 --> 05:14:36.560 and quit the game. 05:14:36.560 --> 05:14:38.120 You've been in bronze for two years. 05:14:38.120 --> 05:14:38.840 Also, drew 11. 05:14:38.840 --> 05:14:41.840 If somebody took iron or bombs for over a year, just burn their account. 05:14:44.840 --> 05:14:45.840 Keep pushing. 05:14:45.840 --> 05:14:47.840 I want to keep pushing, you're not going to stop here. 05:14:50.840 --> 05:14:51.840 Keep going. 05:14:53.840 --> 05:14:54.840 Maybe I have Soto on me. 05:14:55.840 --> 05:14:56.840 But where the fuck are they? 05:14:56.840 --> 05:14:59.840 Okay, going on the mortar, all 10 and going, all 10 and going, yeah. 05:14:59.840 --> 05:15:01.840 All 10, E, E. 05:15:03.840 --> 05:15:04.840 Keep going, keep going. 05:15:08.840 --> 05:15:13.820 okay so that the only reason I'm gonna be honest I'm surprised you weren't able 05:15:13.820 --> 05:15:22.560 to actually like kill okay so in the future what we're gonna try doing is I'm 05:15:22.560 --> 05:15:26.720 trying wait let me think I'm something are you jinxed I want you to sell your 05:15:26.720 --> 05:15:38.520 what's on it's in your inventory so it you can just right click on it on in 05:15:38.520 --> 05:15:46.640 your inventory and then buy an item called it's k a e yep buy it and I'll 05:15:46.640 --> 05:15:49.640 go get another elixir of iron. Let me blow my nose one sec. 05:16:03.640 --> 05:16:05.640 I feel like I should have focused team over there. 05:16:09.640 --> 05:16:12.640 Yo Jinx, you know what you should do during the minecraft marathon? 05:16:12.640 --> 05:16:13.640 What? 05:16:13.640 --> 05:16:17.800 suddenly rage rate run and then say why is your name stable or not though you're acting 05:16:17.800 --> 05:16:25.060 pretty unstable right now that is a pretty good idea okay go in the diner the diner all 05:16:25.060 --> 05:16:37.560 10 killer all 10 killer please are okay now run on chase chase chase chase go go go keep 05:16:37.560 --> 05:16:40.560 keep going, keep going, kill this guy... it's free kill! 05:16:45.060 --> 05:16:45.560 E? 05:16:46.260 --> 05:16:47.560 NOOOOOOICE! 05:16:47.560 --> 05:16:54.560 Now go top, top you in, top you in, top, top, top, top, TOOOOOP, TOOOOOOOOP! 05:16:57.560 --> 05:16:59.560 TOOOOOOP! 05:17:00.560 --> 05:17:01.560 I'm gonna get a real quick. 05:17:02.560 --> 05:17:05.560 Why don't you need the cannon though? You're full build. 05:17:05.560 --> 05:17:07.560 You're right, you're right. 05:17:09.900 --> 05:17:11.900 Okay, I don't think in action just go for the bottom. 05:17:29.720 --> 05:17:31.720 Nice, now get the bottom, this is free. 05:17:35.560 --> 05:17:38.320 Then you're gonna recall and you're gonna look on your red buff, okay? 05:17:51.120 --> 05:17:52.760 Nice 05:17:52.760 --> 05:17:58.260 Recall and it's time for the bread broth now buy your elixir iron again, and then you're gonna walk mid 05:17:58.840 --> 05:18:00.080 Let's go 05:18:00.080 --> 05:18:05.720 Red into my red buff. Yep. Yeah, you are here. So you're gonna go like red but a whole top for a second 05:18:07.360 --> 05:18:09.640 Okay, you need to get this dragon this dragon is soul 05:18:15.720 --> 05:18:18.680 Just go to the giant now ignore your team. Yeah, I love them. I love them. I 05:18:22.400 --> 05:18:28.140 Just want the dragon go on the dragon now. No, no, no the dragon go in go in go in are 05:18:30.080 --> 05:18:31.080 Nice! 05:18:31.080 --> 05:18:39.080 Now get the dana 2, to get the dana 2, go in! 05:18:39.080 --> 05:18:40.080 Nice! 05:18:40.080 --> 05:18:44.120 Now get this. 05:18:44.120 --> 05:18:46.160 See like you can be scared bro. 05:18:46.160 --> 05:18:48.280 You cannot be scared even when you're low HP. 05:18:48.280 --> 05:18:51.280 Now walk mid. 05:18:51.280 --> 05:18:57.280 No, no, wave, wave. 05:18:57.280 --> 05:18:58.280 Good. 05:18:58.280 --> 05:19:05.280 good 05:19:08.960 --> 05:19:11.040 my daddy 05:19:11.040 --> 05:19:15.840 doing great this game 05:19:15.840 --> 05:19:19.160 go go 05:19:19.160 --> 05:19:26.160 you can end the game here 05:19:28.280 --> 05:19:31.280 Q on the smolder, kill on the smolder. 05:19:31.280 --> 05:19:35.280 Oh no, that was actually good Q. 05:19:35.280 --> 05:19:39.280 Can you really not end here? 05:19:39.280 --> 05:19:40.280 Try to end, try to end. 05:19:40.280 --> 05:19:42.280 Hit the nexus, hit the nexus. 05:19:45.280 --> 05:19:46.280 Yeah! 05:19:46.280 --> 05:19:47.280 Woo! 05:19:47.280 --> 05:19:48.280 There we go. 05:19:55.280 --> 05:19:56.280 Nice! 05:19:58.280 --> 05:20:03.200 okay now Jinxie what you're gonna do I want you to right-click on Muda's name 05:20:03.200 --> 05:20:10.280 the chosen one right click on it and do view profile let's say rank is oh fuck 05:20:10.280 --> 05:20:17.720 he's bronze too click on where it says overview yeah the top overview and then 05:20:17.720 --> 05:20:23.840 hover over his bronze too oh fuck he's actually close to bronze one okay so Q 05:20:23.840 --> 05:20:26.840 up and then let's head watch him in Q. 05:20:26.840 --> 05:20:30.840 I wait one second. One second. I have time for, I think, one more. I can do one more. 05:20:30.840 --> 05:20:35.840 Yeah, me too, me too. It's perfect. 05:20:35.840 --> 05:20:39.840 For Master Yi, it's so fun at the end of the game when you just Q everyone and they all die. 05:20:39.840 --> 05:20:45.840 Yeah, I'm telling you. That's why we just didn't get you comfortable with leaving your team out to hang. 05:20:45.840 --> 05:20:47.840 Yep, real. 05:20:53.840 --> 05:20:55.840 I 05:20:57.120 --> 05:20:59.220 Hope we move it's losing he's lost his last game 05:21:00.560 --> 05:21:06.880 Okay, I was losing right wait wait that bad team on bad team or banning team up from now on so when you right click on Timo 05:21:06.880 --> 05:21:08.880 Oh, he's actually bad already 05:21:09.000 --> 05:21:11.000 Nice ball knowledge team 05:21:11.520 --> 05:21:14.320 Hey, man. All right, and now let's watch 05:21:15.440 --> 05:21:18.760 I'm gonna piss real quick. So he's six and six. Oh 05:21:19.840 --> 05:21:22.800 My god. Yes, he's actually losing good 05:21:23.840 --> 05:21:26.840 So you see that cat trying to jump on the Mordekaiser? 05:21:28.840 --> 05:21:30.840 Hi guys, make sure you accept the Q. 05:21:32.840 --> 05:21:33.840 You know what I think I haven't done in a minute bro? 05:21:33.840 --> 05:21:35.840 I think I haven't done drag or dare in a while. 05:21:36.840 --> 05:21:37.840 Well, they're not doing it. Your team's not doing it. 05:21:37.840 --> 05:21:39.840 Why not just keep pushing here, free gold? 05:21:39.840 --> 05:21:40.840 If Kamen comes back, we're... 05:21:40.840 --> 05:21:42.840 No, keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing! 05:21:42.840 --> 05:21:43.840 Why are you scared? 05:21:43.840 --> 05:21:45.840 The f***ing, like, on the right. 05:21:45.840 --> 05:21:46.840 You're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 05:21:46.840 --> 05:21:48.840 Now it's too late because there's no more minions. 05:21:53.840 --> 05:22:02.980 Guys if Muda played 500 games with Hums coaching and Jinxie played 500 games with me coaching 05:22:03.080 --> 05:22:06.300 Who do you guys think would be a higher ranked by the end of it? Honestly? 05:22:10.800 --> 05:22:12.800 Hi boys except 05:22:14.400 --> 05:22:16.400 Hi boys 05:22:23.840 --> 05:22:30.840 He's in Fox, he's in Fox somewhere, he's somewhere, he's trying to find you. 05:22:30.840 --> 05:22:32.840 He's in the opposite way. 05:22:32.840 --> 05:22:35.840 He's got more than guys with Umi, run run run run. 05:22:35.840 --> 05:22:38.840 And he ults you to cook. 05:22:38.840 --> 05:22:40.840 Maybe. 05:22:40.840 --> 05:22:42.840 Wait, hi guys. 05:22:42.840 --> 05:22:48.840 What if while Jinx was playing, sometimes he just randomly moved his mouse and started clicking random shit. 05:22:48.840 --> 05:22:50.840 Is he gonna lose that? 05:22:50.840 --> 05:22:54.560 Uh, yes he is, but he might still win. 05:22:54.560 --> 05:22:56.560 You saw that out, I could tell. 05:22:56.560 --> 05:23:01.720 Alright, when you're going, right there, I don't want you to fly. 05:23:01.720 --> 05:23:02.720 Close out of the shit. 05:23:02.720 --> 05:23:05.400 Alright, Jinx, are you ready? 05:23:05.400 --> 05:23:07.560 Wait, why is the chat spamming Mudo? 05:23:07.560 --> 05:23:08.560 What'd you ask them? 05:23:08.560 --> 05:23:14.880 I asked them if Mudo had 500 games of coaching by Hums, and you have 500 games of coaching 05:23:14.880 --> 05:23:18.280 by me, who would be a higher rank by the end of it? 05:23:18.280 --> 05:23:20.280 Bro, Dantez. 05:23:20.280 --> 05:23:27.480 We have a Twisted Fate playing Top, isn't that like the hardest character in the game 05:23:27.480 --> 05:23:28.480 to play? 05:23:28.480 --> 05:23:29.480 No. 05:23:29.480 --> 05:23:31.760 Why do you think that? 05:23:31.760 --> 05:23:33.480 Isn't that like, nobody plays that? 05:23:33.480 --> 05:23:37.920 Well, like I thought no one plays Twisted Fate because he's hard. 05:23:37.920 --> 05:23:42.720 No, no, he's very brain dead and very easy. 05:23:42.720 --> 05:23:47.480 It's just that like his ultimate allows him to teleport wherever he wants, so a lot of 05:23:47.480 --> 05:23:51.740 Sometimes like lower elo players don't really know how to like activate that if it makes sense 05:23:54.620 --> 05:23:57.260 You're right actually the hardest champions are just whoever I use 05:23:58.100 --> 05:24:00.100 yep 05:24:05.020 --> 05:24:07.980 Bro mutamite actually gets silver chat. Oh my god 05:24:12.460 --> 05:24:14.460 All right 05:24:14.460 --> 05:24:21.460 You know what you're going to have to do? 05:24:21.460 --> 05:24:26.660 When the Minecraft marathon is going on with Ron, you're going to need to sit there and 05:24:26.660 --> 05:24:31.540 tell Ron sometimes that it's League time and then you just queue up for a game and you 05:24:31.540 --> 05:24:34.700 let him like solo play while you rage queue. 05:24:34.700 --> 05:24:40.700 That's such a bad idea. 05:24:40.700 --> 05:24:47.380 I think Muda said while I was doing the minecraft marathon he said he's going to pause and 05:24:47.380 --> 05:24:48.380 not die. 05:24:48.380 --> 05:24:49.380 Yeah, okay, nice, good. 05:24:49.380 --> 05:24:53.620 You smite on first, uh, right, smite on first? 05:24:53.620 --> 05:24:57.600 Uh, me, no, so normally, but you can't do what I do yet. 05:24:57.600 --> 05:24:59.940 So normally what I do is I smite the gromp. 05:24:59.940 --> 05:25:00.940 Actually... 05:25:00.940 --> 05:25:01.940 Wait, I can do it. 05:25:01.940 --> 05:25:03.820 Well, you're going to watch this, trust me. 05:25:03.820 --> 05:25:04.820 I can do it. 05:25:04.820 --> 05:25:05.820 Okay, okay. 05:25:05.820 --> 05:25:10.300 So when this is at 300 health, I want you to walk up, smite the gromp, smite the gromp 05:25:10.300 --> 05:25:17.300 now, now smite the gromp, and now auto the blue buff, auto it? No, oh wow, okay. So that 05:25:18.660 --> 05:25:22.420 would you have to do is you need to like smite the gromp, let it run towards you, and then 05:25:22.420 --> 05:25:27.780 when the gromp is close, you drag the blue buff towards the gromp, and then you like 05:25:27.780 --> 05:25:30.740 to keep them both at the same time 05:25:30.740 --> 05:25:37.740 but you keep a lot of the i think it's a good 05:25:41.060 --> 05:25:44.020 so remember make sure that you're always all talking the big one and you're 05:25:44.020 --> 05:25:45.880 using your choice as it's up 05:25:45.880 --> 05:25:52.880 it's so it's stuff like that that's really good 05:25:52.880 --> 05:25:56.880 They're all JNC. 05:25:56.880 --> 05:25:59.680 Yes, yes, yes. 05:25:59.680 --> 05:26:02.400 After hitting Challenger, I feel like so at peace now. 05:26:02.400 --> 05:26:04.600 Yeah, of course, I told you. 05:26:04.600 --> 05:26:07.360 I told you you deserve that shit. 05:26:07.360 --> 05:26:09.280 Thank you. 05:26:09.280 --> 05:26:10.520 Also never smite that. 05:26:10.520 --> 05:26:16.720 Always smite the red or the Krugs, but not the Big Rapper, okay? 05:26:16.720 --> 05:26:21.480 Yes sir, never do that again. 05:26:21.480 --> 05:26:27.480 I'm going to drop 30 kills this game. Trust me. 05:26:27.480 --> 05:26:28.480 Let's fucking do it then. 05:26:28.480 --> 05:26:34.480 So I'm going to go for the uh, the Krugs. 05:26:34.480 --> 05:26:39.480 And then after Krugs, we're going crab. 05:26:39.480 --> 05:26:42.480 Now if you see a good opportunity for a play, I'm going to want you to look on the bot 05:26:42.480 --> 05:26:44.480 gank, alright? 05:26:47.880 --> 05:26:49.380 I don't see a gun up here. 05:26:49.380 --> 05:26:50.720 Wait, they have a mumu. 05:26:50.720 --> 05:26:52.720 Bop! What the fuck?! 05:26:52.720 --> 05:26:53.920 Why does he move bot? 05:26:53.920 --> 05:26:56.740 So mumu can play either jungle or supports. 05:26:57.740 --> 05:26:59.820 Oh, so he's like a super chad character. 05:26:59.820 --> 05:27:01.820 Yeah. 05:27:01.820 --> 05:27:03.740 Okay, so look, this we're gonna do now. 05:27:03.740 --> 05:27:06.480 Underbott, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, gank bot, gank bot. 05:27:06.480 --> 05:27:08.220 The jinx of that mumu, jinx of the mumu. 05:27:08.220 --> 05:27:08.920 The jinx. 05:27:08.920 --> 05:27:10.920 And now start pinging. 05:27:12.480 --> 05:27:13.480 Yeah! 05:27:13.480 --> 05:27:18.640 That's good, now take the wave, take the wave, take the wave, that's what I would do, I would 05:27:18.640 --> 05:27:19.640 take the wave here. 05:27:19.640 --> 05:27:20.640 Watch this. 05:27:20.640 --> 05:27:21.640 No! 05:27:21.640 --> 05:27:25.640 Okay, look for the crab. 05:27:25.640 --> 05:27:28.360 Tom, I thought my smile would do way more. 05:27:28.360 --> 05:27:29.360 What? 05:27:29.360 --> 05:27:32.760 You know what you should do? 05:27:32.760 --> 05:27:37.480 You should get a webbend and then make Hibis stick it in his ass and then he's like on 05:27:37.480 --> 05:27:39.480 a phone call with you during your entire show. 05:27:39.480 --> 05:27:42.200 I don't know, it's fine for the crab. 05:27:42.200 --> 05:27:45.840 And then every time you get tilted you just like set it on max setting and you make him 05:27:45.840 --> 05:27:52.360 scream. 05:27:52.360 --> 05:27:54.480 You know why didn't you shove it up his ass? 05:27:54.480 --> 05:27:57.280 Recall, I love ends. 05:27:57.280 --> 05:27:59.280 What the fuck is love ends? 05:27:59.280 --> 05:28:00.280 What is that? 05:28:00.280 --> 05:28:02.680 It's like a butt plug but that you can control. 05:28:02.680 --> 05:28:04.680 It's like remote control vibration. 05:28:04.680 --> 05:28:10.840 I don't fuck what I do that and why would I get a fucking butt plug? 05:28:10.840 --> 05:28:14.200 Jinxy, go for your Gromp. It's not for you, bro. 05:28:14.200 --> 05:28:16.600 I'm saying it's for high buys. 05:28:16.600 --> 05:28:18.600 And then you have the remote control. 05:28:18.600 --> 05:28:21.760 And every time you get mad, you can make him miserable. 05:28:21.760 --> 05:28:23.000 Does that make sense? 05:28:23.000 --> 05:28:23.840 Okay. 05:28:24.800 --> 05:28:27.000 Like imagine you're saying that you're clearing. 05:28:27.000 --> 05:28:28.320 And then you just hear, 05:28:28.320 --> 05:28:30.480 Jinxy stop, I'm gonna fucking come! 05:28:33.480 --> 05:28:34.440 And then he's like saying that, 05:28:34.440 --> 05:28:36.160 busting all over the place. 05:28:36.160 --> 05:28:39.600 Dude, pass, bro. Fucking pass on that. 05:28:39.600 --> 05:28:40.640 I don't want to do that. 05:28:45.120 --> 05:28:46.600 The hail? 05:28:46.600 --> 05:28:48.160 Bro, this feels like a game where I'm just 05:28:48.160 --> 05:28:51.680 going to get absolutely fed, and then just get 25 kills. 05:28:51.680 --> 05:28:54.240 And how are we going to do it? 05:28:54.240 --> 05:28:57.760 Just scale, not engage first. 05:28:57.760 --> 05:29:00.320 Exactly, that's how it is. 05:29:00.320 --> 05:29:01.480 It's just by farming up. 05:29:01.480 --> 05:29:04.360 We just have to farm up. 05:29:04.360 --> 05:29:05.400 Watch this, Coach. 05:29:05.400 --> 05:29:06.920 You're going to like this one, trust me. 05:29:06.920 --> 05:29:07.920 What? 05:29:07.920 --> 05:29:08.920 Nice! 05:29:08.920 --> 05:29:09.920 Good! 05:29:09.920 --> 05:29:19.160 The big one, remember, stop autoing the small ones, Jynxy. 05:29:19.160 --> 05:29:20.640 Why did you start autoing the small ones? 05:29:20.640 --> 05:29:21.640 You never did this. 05:29:21.640 --> 05:29:25.120 But I'm not autoing them, I'm kiting, so I messed up. 05:29:25.120 --> 05:29:28.800 Not every has 40k hours! 05:29:28.800 --> 05:29:29.920 The fuck! 05:29:29.920 --> 05:29:33.920 I'm not autoing them, I'm fucking kiting and it's messing up. 05:29:33.920 --> 05:29:34.920 Jynxy. 05:29:34.920 --> 05:29:41.440 Jinx see yes kid. I don't have 40,000 hours. I have 05:29:45.720 --> 05:29:50.420 Okay, sorry, okay, so now we're gonna do is you're gonna look on a bot 05:29:56.840 --> 05:30:02.660 If the moon goes in yeah, if I drive all right fight fight fight. Don't be a little yes the moment look how low he is 05:30:02.660 --> 05:30:08.180 Oh, I'm so dead fuck you Ludwig. Okay. No, just why didn't you get the kill walk to the crab and someone? 05:30:08.180 --> 05:30:12.260 I didn't get that kill cuz I huge early could you exactly remember? 05:30:12.260 --> 05:30:20.060 I need you to make it like a thing in your brain you only cue as your follow-up the crab no no the crab the crab the crab 05:30:21.140 --> 05:30:24.060 Your cue is your follow-up nod your engage, okay? 05:30:25.100 --> 05:30:26.380 Okay 05:30:26.380 --> 05:30:28.380 Can the dragon fuck off? 05:30:28.700 --> 05:30:30.700 What? 05:30:30.700 --> 05:30:37.700 Okay, so now recall. Walk in and burst recall, then you can plan to talk to bot folk there. 05:30:41.700 --> 05:30:44.700 Okay, you know what I think would actually help you? 05:30:47.700 --> 05:30:48.700 What? 05:30:48.700 --> 05:30:50.700 Walk to your blue, press escape. 05:30:53.700 --> 05:30:55.700 Top up to your keyboard. 05:30:55.700 --> 05:30:56.700 Hold on. 05:30:56.700 --> 05:31:00.300 It smells like shit on my hand 05:31:02.280 --> 05:31:09.560 Well, my hands most like shit dude, dude wipe about it next time please from the the blue 05:31:10.140 --> 05:31:13.740 On the balloon process on everything. I love my fingers smells like shit 05:31:14.620 --> 05:31:16.600 Why my mother's life? I don't know 05:31:18.300 --> 05:31:21.560 Do you go to the bathroom earlier? Yeah, but I'm white 05:31:22.620 --> 05:31:24.620 wait, dude 05:31:24.620 --> 05:31:34.620 Hey, Jynxie, what if you didn't have enough toilet paper rolls, so as a result, it went through the paper. 05:31:35.620 --> 05:31:38.620 I'm not even kidding, I'm not gonna rule that out. 05:31:41.620 --> 05:31:44.620 I gotta wash my hands, bro. Hey, I gotta recall. 05:31:44.620 --> 05:31:47.620 I swear to God, there's shit on my hands. 05:31:47.620 --> 05:31:51.620 Jynxie, no, if you have shit on your hands, it's been there for the last 20 minutes. 05:31:51.620 --> 05:31:56.020 minutes whether or not it's fucking still there and on the next two doesn't matter you 05:31:56.020 --> 05:32:00.420 need to prioritize your camps right now and while you're doing it I want to do it shit 05:32:00.420 --> 05:32:06.820 on my finger while you're clearing I wanted to smile your finger as punishment clear your 05:32:06.820 --> 05:32:15.220 your raptors and smile your finger no you're okay start smiling your finger right now as 05:32:15.220 --> 05:32:20.900 punishment because the thing is that you should never even have it as a thing in your brain 05:32:20.900 --> 05:32:25.060 That you leave your PC while you're in the middle of a gaming session. 05:32:25.060 --> 05:32:27.060 Are you smelling your finger? 05:32:27.060 --> 05:32:29.220 Not now, bro. It smells horrible. 05:32:29.220 --> 05:32:32.100 Smell your finger now or else I'm gonna crash out. 05:32:32.980 --> 05:32:34.660 Bro, it smells like shit. Do I actually have to- 05:32:34.660 --> 05:32:35.860 Smell it! 05:32:36.500 --> 05:32:37.700 Faker did this. 05:32:40.580 --> 05:32:42.580 Why does it smell like shit? I actually don't know. 05:32:47.300 --> 05:32:49.300 Okay, so now you're gonna look- 05:32:49.300 --> 05:32:54.840 You're gonna look on the uh, on the crugs and then afterwards you're gonna look on the crab 05:32:59.340 --> 05:33:01.340 No goddamn wayfaker did that 05:33:03.020 --> 05:33:05.020 Listen you didn't believe what you want to believe 05:33:09.900 --> 05:33:14.660 Do you ever smell it yeah, okay good 05:33:14.660 --> 05:33:21.080 Alright, listen up shittie-jittie, or you're gonna do no- yeah, I don't think you can kill 05:33:21.080 --> 05:33:22.080 us. 05:33:22.080 --> 05:33:23.080 You don't think so? 05:33:23.080 --> 05:33:24.080 That's funny, cuz I do. 05:33:24.080 --> 05:33:25.080 You don't think I can kill it? 05:33:25.080 --> 05:33:26.080 You don't think so? 05:33:26.080 --> 05:33:27.080 You don't think so? 05:33:27.080 --> 05:33:28.080 You don't think- 05:33:28.080 --> 05:33:29.080 Wait, that's actually aura. 05:33:29.080 --> 05:33:30.080 Yeah, I know, bro. 05:33:30.080 --> 05:33:31.080 I'm a 2023 gamer of the year. 05:33:31.080 --> 05:33:42.080 I guess I'll play on the crab, and then afterwards I'll come the dragon. 05:33:42.080 --> 05:33:53.160 to the mouth to the mouse might it's fine it's fine it's fine it's all right I got a left 05:33:53.160 --> 05:33:54.160 man's 05:33:54.160 --> 05:34:00.720 Algeddy washing hands in the middle of a league game 05:34:00.720 --> 05:34:10.720 bro he's lucky that he left when he did and he did that when he told him to lick it off 05:34:10.720 --> 05:34:17.160 as punishment for not smiting the crab. Oh dude, no that actually makes me wanna puke. 05:34:17.160 --> 05:34:20.320 Like even thinking about tongue and that generally makes me wanna fucking puke. 05:34:20.320 --> 05:34:29.480 Rock out tickets shower, I'm literally a piece of shit! 05:34:29.480 --> 05:34:34.520 Okay Jynxie, now go for your grump. Why does it still smell? My god! 05:34:34.520 --> 05:34:39.960 Why does only my left finger or pointer finger smell like shit? 05:34:39.960 --> 05:34:45.080 Because you probably put so much fecal matter on your e button on your keyboard that every 05:34:45.080 --> 05:34:48.840 time you put it back on your keyboard now it's just going to smell like shit. 05:34:48.840 --> 05:34:53.160 My god, you're actually right. 05:34:53.160 --> 05:34:56.200 I look on the dragon? 05:34:56.200 --> 05:35:00.600 Yeah, I look for the food. 05:35:00.600 --> 05:35:03.800 This knock turns dead on my screen. 05:35:03.800 --> 05:35:13.920 Okay now go for the the dragon I kind of want to go for the emumu I don't think he's gonna 05:35:13.920 --> 05:35:27.640 give the chance oh wow I've smited way too early yep so now I'm gonna see about dragon 05:35:27.640 --> 05:35:33.040 because of it too so Jamesy I want to just take your life you know it's funny the one 05:35:33.040 --> 05:35:37.420 One time I smite early in the last month, of course it's stolen. 05:35:37.420 --> 05:35:38.420 What's up man? 05:35:38.420 --> 05:35:39.420 This game's so unforgiving. 05:35:39.420 --> 05:35:44.420 Okay, Jynxie, I was going to say, as punishment for smiting early, I want you to stick your 05:35:44.420 --> 05:35:47.220 left index finger in your mouth. 05:35:47.220 --> 05:35:48.620 I'm not doing that. 05:35:48.620 --> 05:35:52.500 I just smelled my keyboard, it literally smells like shit. 05:35:52.500 --> 05:35:56.420 Jynxie, do you want to become the next baker or not? 05:35:56.420 --> 05:35:57.420 Brother. 05:35:57.420 --> 05:35:58.420 brother 05:35:58.420 --> 05:36:01.920 walk to your grump and stick your finger in your mouth 05:36:01.920 --> 05:36:06.660 and I want you to swish it around like you're brushing your teeth 05:36:06.660 --> 05:36:07.860 yo hey Dantez 05:36:07.860 --> 05:36:10.920 ab so fucking lutely not bro 05:36:10.920 --> 05:36:13.460 okay guys is it a W or an L? 05:36:13.460 --> 05:36:19.260 that Jinxie is refusing to do it as coach is telling him 05:36:19.260 --> 05:36:28.020 Look for the blue now and then after it's up to bot folk here. 05:36:28.020 --> 05:36:31.020 My blade is yours. 05:36:31.020 --> 05:36:38.420 Alright, so now we're going to do this here and play on the boss. 05:36:38.420 --> 05:36:39.420 Kettie scaling! 05:36:39.420 --> 05:36:43.620 Yep, now it's getting on. 05:36:43.620 --> 05:36:48.780 Wait, so why did you smite on the buffs? 05:36:48.780 --> 05:36:54.720 because the thing is that so what's your Q you do every you have a fact damage 05:36:54.720 --> 05:37:00.900 right so as a result you always want to like use your smite on the buffs because 05:37:00.900 --> 05:37:05.140 it makes it so you're gonna like clear faster 05:37:08.540 --> 05:37:16.400 that made no sense bro okay why do I smite on the red buff and the blue buff 05:37:16.400 --> 05:37:21.280 Imagine you have a shotgun that does 100 damage, right? 05:37:21.280 --> 05:37:24.720 When you sit there and you're, wait, why'd you just ult? 05:37:24.720 --> 05:37:25.720 I was a misclick. 05:37:25.720 --> 05:37:27.400 Okay, look for the crab. 05:37:27.400 --> 05:37:32.640 It's like, when you're jungling, right, think of it like your little jungle, Pred, gives 05:37:32.640 --> 05:37:33.720 you spray. 05:37:33.720 --> 05:37:37.320 So the longer that you keep the little small ones alive, the faster it is to clear, so 05:37:37.320 --> 05:37:39.400 you don't have to wait until I'm auto attacking them. 05:37:39.400 --> 05:37:40.400 Does that make sense? 05:37:40.400 --> 05:37:41.400 Got it. 05:37:41.400 --> 05:37:43.400 Can I invade? 05:37:43.400 --> 05:37:44.400 Yep. 05:37:44.400 --> 05:37:47.400 So while you're going for this grumble, I want you to stick your finger in your mouth. 05:37:47.400 --> 05:37:51.400 Brother, brother, shh. 05:37:51.400 --> 05:37:54.400 Okay, so now we're going to just look for the red. 05:38:14.400 --> 05:38:19.800 Nice, so now on your recovery you're going to buy the red boots again, and then you're 05:38:19.800 --> 05:38:24.400 going to look for the tops about Folkler. 05:38:24.400 --> 05:38:29.000 Wait, Jinxie? 05:38:29.000 --> 05:38:30.920 Yeah, yeah. 05:38:30.920 --> 05:38:38.720 If you were stranded on a deserted island, right, and you kept re-eating your own feces, 05:38:38.720 --> 05:38:41.360 do you think that you could actually survive like that? 05:38:41.360 --> 05:38:44.360 I think you would die like literally instantly. 05:38:44.360 --> 05:38:46.360 Wait, why? 05:38:46.360 --> 05:38:49.360 Cause I don't think eating shit like does good. 05:38:49.360 --> 05:38:51.360 Oh. 05:38:51.360 --> 05:38:57.360 Okay, so what you're gonna do now is you're gonna look for the Rift Held, and then after the Rift Held, I'm gonna want you to look for your ball side clear. 05:39:00.360 --> 05:39:02.360 Fighting this is hard. 05:39:04.360 --> 05:39:05.360 Wait, what? 05:39:05.360 --> 05:39:08.360 Why did my players start- alright, alright, I'm gonna lose this. 05:39:08.360 --> 05:39:10.360 Why did my players start running away? 05:39:10.360 --> 05:39:17.320 away. So Nocturne has an ability that he can spawn these like chains on you and 05:39:17.320 --> 05:39:22.160 when he does what happens is after like one and a half seconds you start 05:39:22.160 --> 05:39:26.040 running away from him and there's nothing you can do about it. Oh of course 05:39:26.040 --> 05:39:32.360 he does there's always there's always just some new like just oh you thought 05:39:32.360 --> 05:39:36.000 this was gonna happen but then he had an ability that basically bended time and 05:39:36.000 --> 05:39:38.620 And then fucked you in your tight ass. 05:39:38.620 --> 05:39:43.680 And then this guy has an ability that spawns in a Fire Empress who shoots from the sun, 05:39:43.680 --> 05:39:47.580 and then this guy has an ability that literally bends time, and this guy has an ability who 05:39:47.580 --> 05:39:51.640 clones himself, and then this guy has an ability that has literal infinite fucking health. 05:39:51.640 --> 05:39:55.000 Yup, I said infinite health. 05:39:55.000 --> 05:39:58.360 And then this guy has an ability where he turns into your character in the middle of 05:39:58.360 --> 05:39:59.360 the fight. 05:39:59.360 --> 05:40:02.240 Yes, no, in the middle of the fight he turns into your character. 05:40:02.240 --> 05:40:05.320 And then this guy has an ability that takes a fully loaded shot gun and puts it into your 05:40:05.320 --> 05:40:16.680 fucking throw. There actually is one of those name scrapes. Okay, so now we're gonna do this, 05:40:16.680 --> 05:40:21.680 you're not gonna fight okay? I want to just farm your bot side and then look on the dragon. 05:40:21.680 --> 05:40:32.560 Oh and you know how you said that one thing about like the time machine as a joke? Yeah, 05:40:32.560 --> 05:40:34.560 Yeah, there are two characters that actually have it. 05:40:35.560 --> 05:40:36.560 Orsterous. 05:40:36.560 --> 05:40:38.560 Because bro, none of it's a joke. 05:40:41.560 --> 05:40:44.560 There's 170 characters and all of them have at least something cheesy. 05:40:44.560 --> 05:40:45.560 Yeah, exactly. 05:40:45.560 --> 05:40:49.560 It's like, that's the hardest part about this game is actually knowing what you can and can't fight. 05:40:53.560 --> 05:40:54.560 Alright. 05:40:54.560 --> 05:40:59.560 And this guy's in the building that, uh, fucking takes your V card. 05:40:59.560 --> 05:41:04.560 So how are you going to do this, you're going to play on the dragon. 05:41:04.560 --> 05:41:10.560 Man can these little crugs fucking die? 05:41:10.560 --> 05:41:11.560 Fuck. 05:41:11.560 --> 05:41:14.560 So if I tell you it's looking like you're going to have a win right now. 05:41:14.560 --> 05:41:17.560 It's looking like a 20 kill game too. 05:41:17.560 --> 05:41:21.560 Wait, James, I just had the craziest idea. 05:41:21.560 --> 05:41:22.560 What? 05:41:22.560 --> 05:41:28.560 What if you never wash your finger and you started calling yourself P-Shitty? 05:41:28.560 --> 05:41:32.060 Yeah, I already know you read that from a fucking chat. 05:41:32.060 --> 05:41:33.560 No. 05:41:33.560 --> 05:41:37.560 Okay, so now you're gonna look on the blue buff. 05:41:37.560 --> 05:41:42.560 And then afterwards, you're gonna look on the reset and to talk to bot folk there, okay? 05:41:49.560 --> 05:41:51.560 Wait, run bot, run bot. 05:41:52.560 --> 05:41:54.560 Uh, recall. Not now you recall. 05:41:54.560 --> 05:41:56.560 Because the ancient is too far under turret. 05:41:58.560 --> 05:42:08.560 Okay, so now buy the uh, the glances 05:42:08.560 --> 05:42:24.160 I gotta watch my hands, shout, watch this keyboard, right after this game, while I do 05:42:24.160 --> 05:42:31.160 Wait, do you start off with the keyboard or with your hands? 05:42:31.160 --> 05:42:33.160 Brother, I don't know! 05:42:33.160 --> 05:42:41.160 You're in an infinite loop because no matter which one you wash first, the other one will 05:42:41.160 --> 05:42:43.160 always get dirty again. 05:42:43.160 --> 05:42:45.160 Do you know what I mean? 05:42:45.160 --> 05:42:47.160 Unfortunately, I do. 05:42:47.160 --> 05:42:50.160 Go for Wolves, go for Wolves. 05:42:50.160 --> 05:42:58.160 You're actually in an infinite loop IRL, the only way to win is just to not play, so just like, ignore it. 05:43:01.160 --> 05:43:08.160 No girl, I'm just gonna get Windex, okay I'm gonna wash my hands deeply. Get Windex and Paper towel. 05:43:09.160 --> 05:43:11.160 Oh that actually works. 05:43:12.160 --> 05:43:14.160 Okay, roll that one for this one for this, so you got this. 05:43:14.160 --> 05:43:16.160 There's four people, are you sure? 05:43:16.160 --> 05:43:18.160 Yeah, go on the Amumu first. 05:43:20.160 --> 05:43:25.160 Nice. Okay, now you can run away. 05:43:25.160 --> 05:43:28.160 Ah, fucking close. 40 HP. 05:43:28.160 --> 05:43:31.160 Okay, look for your bot side now. 05:43:42.160 --> 05:43:45.160 I have no idea why my pointer finger smells like shit. 05:43:45.160 --> 05:43:48.160 It's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me in my life. 05:43:48.160 --> 05:43:52.160 I'm not kidding you. 05:43:52.160 --> 05:43:54.160 One sauce I've been showered. 05:43:54.160 --> 05:43:56.160 It's morning! 05:43:56.160 --> 05:43:58.160 Oh, fuck. 05:43:58.160 --> 05:44:05.160 I was going to tell you to stick your hand in your pants to make the smell even more horrible. 05:44:05.160 --> 05:44:08.160 Whoa! 05:44:08.160 --> 05:44:11.160 Whose side are you on, man? 05:44:11.160 --> 05:44:14.160 Miho, miho, miho. 05:44:14.160 --> 05:44:16.160 Just dress in your coach. 05:44:16.160 --> 05:44:21.160 for the grins is now and then out of the woods I wanted to buy the uh... yep there you go 05:44:21.160 --> 05:44:28.160 Thanks for watching, I'll explain 05:44:28.160 --> 05:44:32.160 Alright so now we're going to play on the uh... the baron 05:44:32.160 --> 05:44:40.160 This should be a dog as long as we don't get him 05:44:40.160 --> 05:44:44.160 Ok look top 05:44:44.160 --> 05:44:46.860 I don't want you to do mine. You knew it was up here. 05:44:48.700 --> 05:44:50.700 Hey, this Jax is down on my screen. 05:44:53.500 --> 05:44:55.500 Don't ult for him, don't ult for him. 05:44:55.500 --> 05:44:56.500 Yeah, he's already dead. 05:45:02.360 --> 05:45:04.860 Are you Q over the wall to kill the- ah, no one. 05:45:04.860 --> 05:45:06.860 I was gonna say for the aggrom, but that's okay too. 05:45:06.860 --> 05:45:08.860 It's not when you start ping on the Baron. 05:45:14.160 --> 05:45:16.500 Hang it just do it. Just do it 05:45:20.820 --> 05:45:25.920 All right now go sure no one can man 05:45:29.840 --> 05:45:36.440 Literally no one's here. Yeah, this is bad now. Okay go for the crab. Oh, I yo yo yo 05:45:39.320 --> 05:45:43.100 Well to be for the only reason why it's bad is because your mouth has cancer go top 05:45:44.160 --> 05:45:50.280 Now you're going to push top lane. 05:45:50.280 --> 05:45:52.380 Why does my finger smell like shit? 05:45:52.380 --> 05:45:53.880 I don't understand. 05:45:53.880 --> 05:45:55.440 Can you see? 05:45:55.440 --> 05:46:00.440 It's because you probably wiped with only like two sheets instead of three. 05:46:00.440 --> 05:46:02.920 So as a result, the feces went through- 05:46:02.920 --> 05:46:06.160 Do I have a shit in an hour? 05:46:06.160 --> 05:46:08.920 Well did you smell your finger in that time or no? 05:46:08.920 --> 05:46:09.920 No. 05:46:09.920 --> 05:46:12.280 So maybe it's just been like this for literal hours. 05:46:12.280 --> 05:46:22.720 try to finish should I go go go yeah I keep going I keep pushing see these are the scenarios 05:46:22.720 --> 05:46:25.940 where it's like I don't know when to stop in the scenario you know what I mean you stop 05:46:25.940 --> 05:46:35.980 when somebody stops you what go I got targeted let me relax for a sec 05:46:36.780 --> 05:46:42.420 All right now keep hitting this several plus 120 payday. Oh, yeah, we like those 05:46:45.580 --> 05:46:50.080 It looks like no one even knows I'm here. Yeah, because they play with like their map turned off. Oh 05:46:54.400 --> 05:46:56.400 Yeah, yeah 05:46:56.400 --> 05:46:58.400 the map turned out! 05:47:01.600 --> 05:47:04.400 That's it! Is that even worth? Is that worth? 05:47:04.400 --> 05:47:07.900 You got an entire turret for one death. Yeah, of course it's worth. 05:47:09.900 --> 05:47:13.400 Turrets are worth like 600 gold. It's like you just got a double kill. 05:47:13.400 --> 05:47:15.400 Wait, I think I got two turrets actually, then. 05:47:16.900 --> 05:47:17.900 Well, yeah, you did. 05:47:20.400 --> 05:47:22.400 Bro, you legit just got like almost 2000 gold. 05:47:22.400 --> 05:47:30.000 Okay. Wait, Jinx, do you see your fingers so small? Let's say mine. 05:47:30.000 --> 05:47:34.000 Yeah, what the fuck do you think? Why do you even win the game so I can shower? 05:47:34.000 --> 05:47:36.800 I think Ron's gonna be at my house in 10 minutes. 05:47:36.800 --> 05:47:42.200 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what if when he walks into this room, you just don't 05:47:42.200 --> 05:47:45.600 smell my hand. Bro, lock in! 05:47:45.600 --> 05:47:48.600 Okay. Go put the Jinx to Jinx. Okay, that's fine. 05:47:48.600 --> 05:47:51.800 Flash from flash, you need flash, you need flash. 05:47:51.800 --> 05:48:04.280 yes yes good burn ping baron all right come here dumb box Ron's gonna be at my 05:48:04.280 --> 05:48:08.640 house in five minutes Jinxie wallah I'm not getting Jinxie wallah you need to 05:48:08.640 --> 05:48:13.320 tell Ron and I'm not even kidding you say Ron I just got this new handsome 05:48:13.320 --> 05:48:15.320 An advisor smell it 05:48:15.920 --> 05:48:17.920 No 05:48:18.120 --> 05:48:20.120 Okay, press up you press up you press up you press up 05:48:21.120 --> 05:48:23.120 Wait, you need to hold W wait 05:48:23.680 --> 05:48:28.720 Yeah, but you said press W so you're gonna take blame for that or I'm gonna beat the shit out of you 05:48:28.920 --> 05:48:32.000 You said press W. I did not say oh, okay 05:48:34.760 --> 05:48:38.260 Okay, my bad, okay, so now by your expanse I'll explain 05:48:43.320 --> 05:48:47.000 Ron's gonna be in my house in five minutes. I'm in a league game because I'm a piece of shit and 05:48:47.400 --> 05:48:49.920 I'm my pointer finger smells like shit 05:48:52.800 --> 05:48:57.320 Dude, I already told you what you have to do ask your child if you should do that 05:48:58.640 --> 05:49:01.400 Wait, so Ron saw the clip that I said 05:49:02.000 --> 05:49:06.280 Dude, I put Ron set up in my bathroom not because it's like degrading 05:49:06.600 --> 05:49:09.880 It's because I try to put it in my room and but then there was double audio 05:49:13.320 --> 05:49:17.320 Wait so he's gonna play from your bathroom? 05:49:17.320 --> 05:49:19.320 Yes bro. 05:49:19.320 --> 05:49:22.320 Wait will he even be visible or no? Like on your screen? 05:49:22.320 --> 05:49:24.320 Yes I'll have his own setup. 05:49:24.320 --> 05:49:25.320 Wait should I arm this? 05:49:25.320 --> 05:49:27.320 No, no, no. 05:49:28.320 --> 05:49:30.320 Okay look for your blood. 05:49:30.320 --> 05:49:32.320 I'll get your blood now. 05:49:32.320 --> 05:49:34.320 Why are you pinging your bronze? Don't ever ping. 05:49:36.320 --> 05:49:38.320 If you're bronze you don't have like rights to ping. 05:49:38.320 --> 05:49:39.320 True. 05:49:39.320 --> 05:49:40.320 Can't ping. 05:49:40.320 --> 05:49:42.320 You're bronze. 05:49:42.320 --> 05:49:46.160 Putting a question mark like you're on a question literally your humanity. So 05:49:46.160 --> 05:49:51.760 Jhinxie yours so we just stole your cromp. Okay going on! 05:49:53.840 --> 05:49:58.840 To the moon? Nice! Good, not bad. 05:49:59.000 --> 05:50:04.160 Got to hate this team. Okay so what we're gonna do here is your next item is 05:50:04.160 --> 05:50:06.160 is going to be... 05:50:06.160 --> 05:50:11.160 uh... let's see what's in it 05:50:11.160 --> 05:50:13.000 jingxi 05:50:13.000 --> 05:50:15.440 have you been using your phone 05:50:15.440 --> 05:50:18.680 yeah i'm texting ron because he's literally two minutes away from my house 05:50:18.680 --> 05:50:22.160 yeah you might have to wash that too then 05:50:22.160 --> 05:50:24.360 wash what? my phone? 05:50:24.360 --> 05:50:28.280 yeah i will 05:50:28.280 --> 05:50:32.360 wait what if when ron gets in your house he takes over 05:50:32.360 --> 05:50:36.200 uh... no he's literally iran 05:50:36.200 --> 05:50:37.980 snorri can do so i look for the red 05:50:37.980 --> 05:50:44.980 right click your what's on you need to listen 05:50:45.340 --> 05:50:48.660 and i don't look on the red box 05:50:48.660 --> 05:50:53.620 i think rounds that come in the room 05:50:53.620 --> 05:50:55.160 the other such a mess brown 05:50:55.160 --> 05:50:57.000 this is literally such a mess 05:50:57.000 --> 05:51:00.000 Of course, I'm in some one hour long league shitfast. 05:51:05.500 --> 05:51:07.500 Okay, south of this one, look mid. 05:51:12.000 --> 05:51:12.500 Join mid. 05:51:17.700 --> 05:51:18.500 Low key, run. 05:51:18.500 --> 05:51:20.000 Ah, no, if you run so bad, I think you die. 05:51:20.000 --> 05:51:21.000 Kill it, kill it, kill it. 05:51:21.000 --> 05:51:22.000 It's a double kill, mid. 05:51:22.000 --> 05:51:23.500 Use your Q to dodge. 05:51:23.500 --> 05:51:24.500 Okay, you're good. 05:51:24.500 --> 05:51:25.500 Go on, go on. 05:51:25.500 --> 05:51:28.940 One R, and then Q. You can lead with Q here. 05:51:31.940 --> 05:51:33.940 Coach, what the fuck? 05:51:34.340 --> 05:51:37.840 Yeah, so there, I'm gonna be honest, like, I don't really care, I'm lucky. 05:51:38.340 --> 05:51:40.340 Alright, round zero. 05:51:42.620 --> 05:51:44.860 Yo, run! Did you arrive? 05:51:45.820 --> 05:51:49.380 Yeah, I'm outside of your house right now, I think. Holy shoo. 05:51:49.780 --> 05:51:55.460 Yeah, yo, alright, don't leak, don't leak anything. Run! You go to the pool, okay? 05:51:56.260 --> 05:52:03.960 Huh, where's where's your where's your dad's turbo s that you bought it's in the garage you see how there's see it 05:52:03.960 --> 05:52:06.540 Bro, no, I don't see it. Do you see the three? 05:52:07.620 --> 05:52:09.860 Okay, I don't want to look at it. Let's just yeah 05:52:10.660 --> 05:52:17.140 Don't don't make anything run listen. Do you see the palm trees? Do you see the palm trees? 05:52:17.540 --> 05:52:22.260 Yeah, there's like a thousand of them walk straight and then there's a gate 05:52:22.260 --> 05:52:29.860 Yeah, I see it open the little gate, and then you'll see a pool and then walk up 05:52:31.860 --> 05:52:39.800 Yeah, chill chill chill. Don't make anything walk walk straight and then go up the stairs to my room 05:52:42.220 --> 05:52:44.220 You'll see a room with light 05:52:45.500 --> 05:52:51.080 There's okay, right I go to the left. It's the right. Yeah, I'm in the room. That's lit up 05:52:51.080 --> 05:52:56.080 I hear you. Yeah, yeah, yeah open. Oh, which door is it? The big white door 05:52:56.960 --> 05:53:02.840 There's multiple big white doors. There's this door right here. No, see no another one 05:53:05.320 --> 05:53:07.320 Go to the other one. Oh Jesus 05:53:07.960 --> 05:53:09.960 Stop that's grand gate here. Yeah, I go 05:53:11.240 --> 05:53:13.240 Ronald see you in a second. Oh 05:53:14.480 --> 05:53:17.240 Jack's dead. Oh, no turn that 05:53:21.080 --> 05:53:22.040 Nice! 05:53:22.040 --> 05:53:22.860 I got that on it. 05:53:22.860 --> 05:53:24.140 I mean, look for the barn. Look for the barn. 05:53:24.140 --> 05:53:25.540 Ping your team. Hold W. 05:53:25.540 --> 05:53:26.300 Yo, bro! 05:53:26.300 --> 05:53:27.340 There he is! 05:53:27.340 --> 05:53:29.340 Round of the lead game. Hold up, hold up. 05:53:31.580 --> 05:53:33.900 Yo, bro, how was your flight, bro? 05:53:33.900 --> 05:53:35.140 Good. 05:53:35.140 --> 05:53:36.120 Yo, can I... 05:53:36.120 --> 05:53:36.980 Hold up. 05:53:36.980 --> 05:53:38.760 Dot says, what do I do here? 05:53:38.760 --> 05:53:40.940 Well, you should have been ping your team to the barn. 05:53:40.940 --> 05:53:42.560 But now you can recall anything you want to send. 05:53:42.560 --> 05:53:44.560 Okay, recall, recall, okay. 05:53:45.200 --> 05:53:45.640 Yeah, yeah. 05:53:45.640 --> 05:53:47.020 Wait, finish what? 05:53:47.020 --> 05:53:47.940 Yes, yes. 05:53:47.940 --> 05:53:49.940 It's 30 minutes. I should be done soon. 05:53:51.080 --> 05:53:53.080 Uh, no, you can chill here if you want, okay. 05:53:57.080 --> 05:53:58.080 Bro, run! 05:53:58.080 --> 05:54:01.080 Wait, is this your first time in, in, uh, Carpenter? Carpenter Springs? 05:54:01.080 --> 05:54:05.080 Yeah, bro, there was like, bad people just, like, got into the neighborhood. 05:54:05.080 --> 05:54:08.080 Bro, yes. Literally, exactly, literally. 05:54:09.080 --> 05:54:10.080 Yes, bro, that's what I was saying. 05:54:10.080 --> 05:54:13.080 Wait, not this. Should I look on Baron here for, for engage? 05:54:13.080 --> 05:54:16.080 Yeah, but you're gonna wanna let your team go in first. 05:54:16.080 --> 05:54:19.080 Okay, so just send in my brain dead idiot teammates? 05:54:19.080 --> 05:54:21.320 Jinxie Jinxie tell Ron the finger thing 05:54:22.100 --> 05:54:26.920 Yo, I'm not no hey don't say no yo run. Can I just be honest with you? I? 05:54:27.640 --> 05:54:29.360 Well lucky 05:54:29.360 --> 05:54:38.600 I'm not lying bro my left pointer finger. It smells like shit. I don't know why I heard my setup is in your fucking bathroom 05:54:39.640 --> 05:54:43.480 Okay, when you phrase it like that it sounds bad bro the bathroom is nice 05:54:43.960 --> 05:54:46.520 Also, I was gonna put it in my room, but then there was double 05:54:46.520 --> 05:54:54.960 Go through this current and then go straight through the other current and then go straight through the door 05:54:56.120 --> 05:55:00.400 Yep, go for this. Let's get fight fight fight. Oh, it's fine. Relax 05:55:01.240 --> 05:55:03.240 Go chase. Yeah 05:55:03.760 --> 05:55:05.760 It doesn't matter 05:55:07.400 --> 05:55:11.120 Yes, bro, you're set up. It's next to a toilet, but it doesn't matter. It's nice 05:55:11.120 --> 05:55:22.400 Yes, bro, it's fine and we tested the audio quality. It's good in there. It's either that or echo 05:55:22.400 --> 05:55:30.800 Also, bro, I hope your Minecraft skills are good because I'm horrible 05:55:30.800 --> 05:55:43.720 How do you even like dude Ron? Do you have a pimple patch bro? Yeah, cuz I have a fucking nasty pimple here, dude 05:55:44.600 --> 05:55:46.980 Wait, how do I how do I what how do I what me? 05:55:47.520 --> 05:55:50.040 No, what do you mean? Whoa? What what are you saying a? 05:55:50.960 --> 05:55:55.680 Vape bill. It's not a bait bro. Shaq. Don't listen to this guy. This guy's fucking bullshitting 05:55:55.680 --> 05:55:57.680 I think we're through the barn. 05:55:57.680 --> 05:55:59.680 Yo, uh, Dantez, Ron said what's up? 05:55:59.680 --> 05:56:01.680 Yo, it's good, Ron. 05:56:01.680 --> 05:56:05.680 What's up, man? Dude, this is a very, like, interesting setup for a guy who makes 50 million a year. 05:56:05.680 --> 05:56:07.680 Okay. 05:56:07.680 --> 05:56:09.680 Oh, it's a working setup. 05:56:09.680 --> 05:56:13.680 Can I ask why my fucking background is that I have to fucking toilet? 05:56:13.680 --> 05:56:16.680 Bro, it's not a toilet, it's just next to you. 05:56:16.680 --> 05:56:18.680 Wait, should I jump to you, Mumurna? 05:56:18.680 --> 05:56:21.680 Yeah, wait, what should I do, bro? 05:56:21.680 --> 05:56:24.680 Wait, James, a genuine question. How are you supposed to go? 05:56:24.680 --> 05:56:25.720 Okay, go for this. 05:56:25.720 --> 05:56:26.680 Listen, we moved such a big team. 05:56:26.680 --> 05:56:28.120 Yeah, I did! You good! Kill kill! 05:56:28.120 --> 05:56:30.680 Where's my brain dead team? Where's my team? 05:56:32.360 --> 05:56:35.480 No, I'm not, bro. I'm not bad. I'm okay. I'm brunt. 05:56:35.480 --> 05:56:40.840 Okay, Jinxie, how are you supposed to shit now? Because if you go to the bathroom... 05:56:40.840 --> 05:56:43.320 Yeah, your toilet is next to my setup. 05:56:43.320 --> 05:56:45.720 Oh my god. Oh my god, bro. 05:56:45.720 --> 05:56:47.560 The shower is next, bro. 05:56:47.560 --> 05:56:50.360 No, listen. I'm not gonna shit next to your setup. 05:56:50.360 --> 05:56:58.260 Bro, listen, when you say your setup is in the bathroom, it sounds worse than it actually 05:56:58.260 --> 05:56:59.260 is. 05:56:59.260 --> 05:57:01.700 My background is a fucking bathtub. 05:57:01.700 --> 05:57:06.580 Okay, yes, but it's a nice bathtub and it never gets used, so it's literally clean. 05:57:06.580 --> 05:57:08.860 It's literally, it's all clean, bro. 05:57:08.860 --> 05:57:10.100 Everything in here is clean, bro. 05:57:10.100 --> 05:57:14.340 I still, bro, I don't know why my finger smells like shit. 05:57:14.340 --> 05:57:15.860 Ron, my left pointer finger. 05:57:15.860 --> 05:57:16.860 I don't want to know that. 05:57:16.860 --> 05:57:17.860 I'm going to power watch. 05:57:17.860 --> 05:57:19.860 shit in the toilet? 05:57:19.860 --> 05:57:21.860 Did you shit in the toilet? 05:57:21.860 --> 05:57:23.860 No, wait, I think I pissed though. 05:57:23.860 --> 05:57:25.860 I think I pissed. One lie, I think I pissed. 05:57:25.860 --> 05:57:27.860 Look for the red and then drag him. 05:57:27.860 --> 05:57:29.860 No, I didn't shit in your setup! 05:57:31.860 --> 05:57:33.860 No, red first and drag. 05:57:33.860 --> 05:57:35.860 Bruh, I didn't shit in your setup! 05:57:39.860 --> 05:57:41.860 No, no, no, there's not shit. 05:57:41.860 --> 05:57:43.860 Chat, do not listen to this guy, bruh. 05:57:43.860 --> 05:57:45.860 This guy's deranged. 05:57:45.860 --> 05:57:49.900 Yep, there you go good. Okay, but don't sorry yet. Don't sorry yet. Don't sorry yet 05:57:50.900 --> 05:57:54.860 You need to wait for your team. They need to die for you. Okay. Now you can look 05:57:55.180 --> 05:57:58.940 Try and gauge the a move or go jack jack jack jack jack first 05:58:01.580 --> 05:58:08.980 Well, Ron there's not shit him back about you don't fight. Well, Ron you are sleeping in my bed. Oh, you're in 05:58:08.980 --> 05:58:12.980 Well, you're in Giddy's chamber, bro. This is how we do it. 05:58:12.980 --> 05:58:14.980 Wait, hold up. 05:58:14.980 --> 05:58:16.980 Back up, back up. 05:58:16.980 --> 05:58:18.980 Why'd you tell me to get Commitment and back up, Dantez? 05:58:18.980 --> 05:58:21.980 I didn't take him in. I said, look. Back up? 05:58:21.980 --> 05:58:23.980 Yeah, look. Okay, whatever the fuck look means. 05:58:23.980 --> 05:58:26.980 Okay, now run all the way around the Shogunpit and regroup with your team. 05:58:26.980 --> 05:58:30.980 Run around the Shogunpit, regroup with my team. Okay, yes, sir. 05:58:30.980 --> 05:58:33.980 About to enter Flow State, Ron. You're going to want to see this. 05:58:33.980 --> 05:58:35.980 This is going to be a pentakill. 05:58:35.980 --> 05:58:37.980 Shogunmit, Commit. 05:58:37.980 --> 05:58:44.460 no no can't come in here wait no no come in now come in now come in go 05:58:44.460 --> 05:58:54.220 no dad wait come in yes yes yes bumble ball up if I'm not turn bumble ball wait 05:58:54.220 --> 05:59:00.380 why am I near-sighted that's not turn out okay now go for go for more go for 05:59:00.380 --> 05:59:06.420 more here go for you move yep yes Ken wait the meld the meld the 05:59:06.420 --> 05:59:09.860 Okay, go in, go in, go in, now we go to drag, wait why not, why not, why not? 05:59:10.360 --> 05:59:11.800 Wait, hold tab, hold tab. 05:59:12.520 --> 05:59:13.560 Okay, what about it? 05:59:14.120 --> 05:59:16.520 Uh, okay, you're gonna have to get that solo. 05:59:16.720 --> 05:59:20.360 So okay, get this, matured then go drag, go drag and then go back. 05:59:21.220 --> 05:59:22.720 Wait, what, Ron? What, Ron? 05:59:23.320 --> 05:59:23.820 What? 05:59:25.220 --> 05:59:28.320 Bro, don't take images of my fucking chair, bro. My chair, I- 05:59:28.920 --> 05:59:31.420 My chair's fine, bro. My whole setup is fine. 05:59:31.620 --> 05:59:33.120 Bro, Ron, you're gassing it, man. 05:59:34.220 --> 05:59:35.320 You fucking gassing it. 05:59:35.320 --> 05:59:37.320 Okay. 05:59:37.320 --> 05:59:38.820 Is your bedroom bedroom? 05:59:38.820 --> 05:59:41.320 Yes, this is my bedroom, bro. This is literally where I goon. 05:59:41.320 --> 05:59:43.820 Thank you, brother. 05:59:43.820 --> 05:59:47.320 Okay, what do I buy? Death Dance? Death Dance or no? 05:59:47.320 --> 05:59:49.820 No, I want to get Guardian Angel, right? Click the Guardian Angel? 05:59:49.820 --> 05:59:51.820 Why? Guardian Angel shit, Dantez? 05:59:51.820 --> 05:59:55.320 Yeah, but it's because the thing is your team's worthless and they always make you die first. 05:59:55.320 --> 05:59:57.320 So you're gonna want them like these phones, you can deal with them. 05:59:57.320 --> 06:00:01.320 I'm going 7-9, I'm worthless. I'm a piece of shit. 06:00:01.320 --> 06:00:03.320 Hi, are you kidding me? 06:00:04.120 --> 06:00:06.520 Bro, I have to win this game so I can challenge. 06:00:06.520 --> 06:00:09.020 Why is there a baby oil open to half a percent? 06:00:09.020 --> 06:00:10.920 So he's actually not lying about that chat? 06:00:10.920 --> 06:00:15.220 The reason why there's baby oil is because I lost the bet! 06:00:15.220 --> 06:00:16.520 It's half-used! 06:00:16.520 --> 06:00:19.620 Yeah, I lost the bet to Ken, bro, and I had to dance to Crazy Frog. 06:00:19.620 --> 06:00:22.020 This is all old shit, bro. 06:00:22.020 --> 06:00:24.420 I haven't used that baby oil since. 06:00:25.020 --> 06:00:27.020 Look for the barrier. 06:00:27.020 --> 06:00:28.520 There actually is baby oil. 06:00:29.520 --> 06:00:31.820 Wait, why wouldn't you just throw it out there? 06:00:31.820 --> 06:00:33.120 Like, why do you still have it? 06:00:33.320 --> 06:00:35.320 Uh, because I forgot to throw it out, Dantez. 06:00:35.320 --> 06:00:37.320 Look, I'm not gonna entertain this, bro. 06:00:37.320 --> 06:00:40.320 I'm not running around rampant using Babywell. 06:00:40.320 --> 06:00:41.320 Smite this? 06:00:41.320 --> 06:00:42.320 Yep. 06:00:42.320 --> 06:00:44.320 And then after you just run, Mel. 06:00:45.320 --> 06:00:47.320 Ooh, good recall. 06:00:47.320 --> 06:00:49.320 I didn't even recall that. I've run it down mid. 06:00:49.320 --> 06:00:52.320 Wait, Ron, wait, wait, wait, how many hours do you have on me, Ron? 06:00:52.320 --> 06:00:54.320 Uh, how many hours do you have on me? 06:00:54.320 --> 06:00:55.320 Oh my God. 06:00:55.320 --> 06:01:01.320 Wait, Jinxy, Jinxy, ask Ron how it's possible that he lost with Bradley Martin. 06:01:01.320 --> 06:01:06.880 Uh, uh, Dante's said, ask, run, how it's possible that he lost with Bradley Martin. 06:01:06.880 --> 06:01:13.200 Yo, yo, yo, Dante's bro, why did I pick you and then you started crying so I had to let you go to Jinxie, bruh, and you still, did you guys lose? 06:01:13.200 --> 06:01:14.200 You guys fucking lost. 06:01:14.200 --> 06:01:16.200 Yeah, but we made it through the first round so it's worth it. 06:01:16.200 --> 06:01:18.700 Yes, bro, you lost, you lost, you're a fake challenger. 06:01:18.700 --> 06:01:20.200 Wait, do I respond to one of my questions? 06:01:20.200 --> 06:01:22.200 Yo, I'm real challenger now, ask Jinxie. 06:01:22.200 --> 06:01:26.500 No, no, it's Lemicki, bruh, I watched last night, yeah, you couldn't get it in a day, bruh. 06:01:26.500 --> 06:01:28.000 Nah, he did get challenger today, though. 06:01:28.000 --> 06:01:31.900 Bro, Bro, Dantes, what happened to Guardian Angel there, wise guy? 06:01:31.900 --> 06:01:33.100 I didn't even get to respawn. 06:01:33.100 --> 06:01:34.600 Yeah, because you don't have the item. 06:01:35.800 --> 06:01:36.900 Oh, I'm building it. 06:01:36.900 --> 06:01:39.900 Oh, that would have been good to know before I fucking entered the fucking game. 06:01:39.900 --> 06:01:42.400 Well, I mean, I would expect that you would know that. 06:01:42.800 --> 06:01:44.800 Yeah, bro, I'm Bronze 4, Dantes. 06:01:44.800 --> 06:01:47.400 I don't know my left-ass sheet for my right-ass sheet. 06:01:47.400 --> 06:01:48.900 You have to tell me, bro. 06:01:48.900 --> 06:01:50.000 You understand, right? 06:01:50.000 --> 06:01:53.300 Jinxie, the reason why isn't because you don't know. 06:01:53.300 --> 06:01:57.400 It's because you're too busy explaining why you have a half-used bottle of dirty oil. 06:01:57.400 --> 06:02:02.840 Yo bedroom, it's not a half used bottle of giddy oil or baby oil broke shade 06:02:03.280 --> 06:02:05.880 No, it's just I used it all in one day 06:02:06.880 --> 06:02:10.080 On Ken when I'm not on Ken with Ken 06:02:12.720 --> 06:02:18.640 Yo, those are like Joe or who is it I think Joe Rogan's pills. Okay look 06:02:18.640 --> 06:02:19.640 They don't look good. 06:02:20.840 --> 06:02:21.340 OK. 06:02:22.640 --> 06:02:23.640 This is how it works. 06:02:23.640 --> 06:02:24.540 It's got your router. 06:02:24.540 --> 06:02:25.240 Yeah, that router works. 06:02:25.240 --> 06:02:26.440 That router is like a VPN thing. 06:02:28.640 --> 06:02:30.940 Are you going for the jack soldier? 06:02:30.940 --> 06:02:31.440 I need to kill that. 06:02:31.440 --> 06:02:31.940 I need to kill that. 06:02:31.940 --> 06:02:32.440 OK. 06:02:33.840 --> 06:02:34.940 Why is this health plan moving? 06:02:34.940 --> 06:02:36.840 I swear to God, this game is so. 06:02:36.840 --> 06:02:37.740 So why does health plan move? 06:02:37.740 --> 06:02:40.640 So Jack has an ability there. 06:02:40.640 --> 06:02:45.540 Jack basically rips the sun and then fucking sends a laser beam down your ass. 06:02:46.040 --> 06:02:47.840 How many more abilities do I got to learn? 06:02:47.840 --> 06:02:51.400 No, so it's why you just so why you just so it's actually 06:02:52.280 --> 06:02:53.780 Leona 06:02:53.780 --> 06:02:57.400 Oh, oh what I said was Leona not Jack's okay 06:02:58.120 --> 06:03:03.880 Dude, there's fucking 200 characters. They all have four abilities. My head is gonna fucking explode. I'm not even kidding 06:03:03.880 --> 06:03:07.160 Yeah, but it's about learning. Okay, we got to doing the wolves 06:03:10.560 --> 06:03:14.100 Bro his setup is fine your chat bathrooms are fine 06:03:47.840 --> 06:03:51.280 just make sure what those pieces of shit it's fine just pings here with us 06:03:51.280 --> 06:03:54.160 malchi comes mid 06:03:56.400 --> 06:04:01.240 is that malchi yeah wait you can see oh 06:04:01.240 --> 06:04:05.960 they run away run away run like oh actually no susan 06:04:05.960 --> 06:04:13.580 okay go top go top run top on top show us the bathroom yo guys you'll see it in 06:04:13.580 --> 06:04:18.940 brown string bro yeah you can wait but don't show like the whole bathroom to show the setup 06:04:21.500 --> 06:04:28.300 yeah that's good it's not bad okay no push push push push push push 06:04:28.860 --> 06:04:36.220 yo drop that watch that go check check check you just you said push this revenge for when we did 06:04:36.220 --> 06:04:41.740 an irel she didn't put me in the bathroom no it's not revenge can i run man run man cut them off cut 06:04:41.740 --> 06:04:45.820 cut them off us bro don't get to keep changing information yes because there's 06:04:45.820 --> 06:04:50.380 new information constantly not for our child and well okay listen it's not 06:04:50.380 --> 06:04:55.660 revenge do you see where the old desk it we tried to put you there but then the 06:04:55.660 --> 06:05:05.340 audio was doubled you need a smite still this might sell a dragon 1,400 I'm the 06:05:05.340 --> 06:05:10.060 greatest fucking no you miscellaneous wine yo don't as well you know what man 06:05:10.060 --> 06:05:12.060 Wait, I forgot I could rest. 06:05:12.060 --> 06:05:13.060 Oh my God. 06:05:18.060 --> 06:05:20.060 Jax is such a fucking pussy! 06:05:23.060 --> 06:05:25.060 Yo, of course, bro. It's an hour-long game. 06:05:25.060 --> 06:05:28.060 Yo, I have to shower? My finger smells like shit! 06:05:29.060 --> 06:05:32.060 No, bro! We have like a, uh, inner, bro! 06:05:33.060 --> 06:05:34.060 Okay, I'm gonna be... 06:05:34.060 --> 06:05:35.060 J-Jingsy! 06:05:35.060 --> 06:05:36.060 I'm gonna take a two-minute shower. 06:05:36.060 --> 06:05:37.060 Paul, good. What's up? 06:05:37.060 --> 06:05:39.060 Jingsy, tell Ron to get a washcloth. 06:05:39.060 --> 06:05:46.160 cloth so can help you clean up med game um yo Ron yeah actually you know what 06:05:46.160 --> 06:05:53.160 that is I'm not even gonna repeat that if you play for me we will immediately 06:05:53.160 --> 06:05:58.200 know but that this can't coach you to like click buttons you're not gonna be 06:05:58.200 --> 06:06:02.300 able to do it also wait did we just lose done that's yeah you might have 06:06:02.300 --> 06:06:04.300 action 06:06:04.300 --> 06:06:06.300 program is a 42 minute game i thought my 06:06:06.300 --> 06:06:10.300 office see yeah all i entered my adc 06:06:14.300 --> 06:06:20.300 nice try you found an effort that's actually really not that bad 06:06:20.300 --> 06:06:24.300 sometimes you can lose but if you don't click you'll always win 06:06:25.100 --> 06:06:30.980 All right, Jinxie listen I'm getting IRL rage baited. What don't that? Oh 06:06:34.260 --> 06:06:37.220 Ron setup, what is this? What is this Gucci? 06:06:41.340 --> 06:06:43.340 Wait, what about my PC Ron? 06:06:47.060 --> 06:06:52.740 What do you mean? Yo, I'm like both am here. Yo, Ron my set up isn't stuff bro 06:06:52.740 --> 06:06:59.260 Yo, Dante's a great get out of my camera. Yo, Dante's great games, bro 06:07:00.300 --> 06:07:02.640 You got a challenge and I got talent 06:07:04.700 --> 06:07:07.340 All right guys, we're gonna call it here. Um 06:07:08.780 --> 06:07:13.820 So I'm gonna go watch movie with my wife. It's gonna be a chill time 06:07:14.780 --> 06:07:17.380 Listen guys show us run setup 06:07:22.740 --> 06:07:34.700 So what we're going to do guys is, we're going to call it a cheer. 06:07:34.700 --> 06:07:43.500 I will be live again tomorrow, we're probably going to start doing a little bit of variety. 06:07:43.500 --> 06:07:45.380 So it should be a lot of fun. 06:07:45.380 --> 06:07:50.940 I don't think we're going to start Rainbow Six just yet, we will be starting it soon. 06:07:50.940 --> 06:07:57.000 So a journey to Golden Rainbow 6, but I'll try to find a fun variety game that we can 06:07:57.000 --> 06:07:59.200 play tomorrow after League. 06:07:59.200 --> 06:08:01.320 That should be a lot of fun. 06:08:01.320 --> 06:08:04.720 Anyways, very happy with how today went. 06:08:04.720 --> 06:08:07.840 Extremely happy that we were able to re-hit Challenger again. 06:08:07.840 --> 06:08:13.120 And we're actually only 1-1 off of 1,000 OP on top of it, which is kind of crazy. 06:08:13.120 --> 06:08:18.240 So for everyone for tuning in today, for everyone for being a part of the journey over the last 06:08:18.240 --> 06:08:19.240 little while. 06:08:19.240 --> 06:08:24.700 guys all so much for that. For all the followers, the subs, the gift subs, free 06:08:24.700 --> 06:08:29.320 subs, everything like that. Support has been incredible recently, so thank you guys 06:08:29.320 --> 06:08:35.540 all again for that as well. Really, really, really does mean a lot. And yeah, so listen, 06:08:35.540 --> 06:08:40.900 Obsession is probably the most hyped movie that I've seen in recent times on 06:08:40.900 --> 06:08:45.620 Twitter especially. So what we're gonna be doing is I'll let you guys know tomorrow 06:08:45.620 --> 06:08:49.580 if it's overhyped or not okay so I'll tell you guys all about it but anyways 06:08:49.580 --> 06:08:53.340 that we guys all been amazing rest of the night and we guys all have a great 06:08:53.340 --> 06:08:59.380 a sir day thank you guys all again for tuning in and ray jiddy isn't he getting 06:08:59.380 --> 06:09:04.380 offline though I would ray jing see but I think he's getting offline cuz like he 06:09:04.380 --> 06:09:07.220 said that they have a dinner 06:09:07.220 --> 06:09:16.720 fucking bathtub I hear her here we'll be good but okay here we go so anyways thank 06:09:16.720 --> 06:09:21.560 you guys all again for everything really really do appreciate it all really 06:09:21.560 --> 06:09:26.400 does mean a lot and yeah I will see you guys all again tomorrow for the 06:09:26.400 --> 06:09:30.440 challenger plus climb please