Can't escape that, can't run!
All righty, how are we doing?
is everybody doing today guys we did it we did it we are officially a fucking
challenger best heck room in the world now I purposely didn't open up my league
of Legends Clients so we can share this moment together.
So we're going to do now guys, is we're all going to take a little breath
and we're going to open the League of Legends Clients.
Are you guys ready?
wait for it wait for it
I
Was it
Hey, back in fucking business, baby.
Back in fucking business, baby.
All right, nice.
Okay, now we got to do the league player classic.
Got to take the screenshot, because the thing is that like, screenshotting your challenger
rank up is like taking your 85 year old father out to dinner you know you never
know when it's going to be the last time so you might as well make the most of it
while you know you still got it you know what I mean
can I give you one second
Okay, guys, I've been thinking all day about what to caption the tweet, all right?
And before I post it, I want your guys' honest opinions on it, okay?
Okay? What do we think? For weeks, people have been telling me I'm not qualified to be
Jynx's coach because I'm a hat-crumb one-trick. Today, I had Challenger using his favorite
champions and prove them wrong. Thoughts? Aura?
You can include the Yi Win percentage in there.
I mean, you kind of see it, so I think it's good like this, okay?
colon before the dog bro.
Wait, what?
It was fine as it was wait it was fine
The quotation mark before the dot.
But that looks stupid! I'd rather just remove it.
The dot is in the quotes. God damn it!
Fuck! Can we not agree on anything? What is the right way to do it?
Ask ChadGPT. I don't give a fuck. I'm just tweeting it like this. Cheers.
All right, nice. There we go. Okay, there we go. So, guys, who's ready for the updates
now? Who's ready for the updates and what to expect? Who's ready for the updates now
and what to expect? Are you guys ready for it? Are you guys ready for it? Yes or no?
Okay, so listen, yesterday I said that today we would start variety, okay?
Now the thing is that I have a wheel, right, and I'm going to be honest, I really want
to do a driving stream, but I didn't have the time this morning to set it up, so I had
a better idea.
I was like, fuck it, what we're going to do is today I'll make today a purely league
stream because I skipped a friend of mine's birthday like I think a week and a
half ago because I was like playing League and coaching Jinx and shit so
today I'm supposed to actually like take him out for like a dinner or something
so as a result what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna only stream to about like let's
say five today right so it's gonna be like maybe like a six-ish hour stream
okay so it's like fuck it since I'm gonna be doing a bit of a shorter stream
today okay what I'm going to do is I'm going to make it a league stream today
and then tomorrow we'll run it on Forza with a with a wheel do you guys know what
I mean so to what I'm thinking we do is today we just do league tomorrow we do
some Forza okay and then what we're gonna do is I'm going to have one of my
mods set up a game recommendation thing in our Discord server and then you guys
can recommend variety games for us to play. So that's what I think we're going
to do. And then every day what it's going to be is we're going to have league, we're
going to have a bit of variety, maybe like some reaction like that. It's going to
be a fun, fun, fun, fun, fun thing. Okay? So what we can expect is it'll probably be
a few hours of league then afterwards some reacts and then afterwards we'll do
variety and that's going to be what it's going to be for a little bit okay now
for all those wondering flying out to Florida I will be flying out to Florida
probably sometime in the next two weeks okay the only reason why I don't have a
confirmed date is because I don't know how long Jinx sees marathon with Ron is
going to last, so we're going to be waiting on him for that, okay? We're going to be
waiting for him to kind of like tell us what's going on, and then once we know, we
will be flying out to Florida, right? So there will be some IRL GenC streams, okay?
So that's going to happen as well when I get back from Florida
We will officially
Be trying to hit gold
in Rainbow Six Siege
So in the same way that for the last hour or two right of Janksie streams
He does league I'm gonna be attempting right rainbow six so it's not gonna be full rainbow six
We're still gonna sprinkle in league. We're gonna be doing in variety
We're gonna be doing in a bunch of stuff right so I'm not saying it's gonna be every single day
That'll be our six, but we will definitely be going for golden our six right because of Jinx he's willing to grind my game
Then I should be willing to grind a little bit of his too, okay?
So it's gonna be fun. All right, so that's the content plan for the next little while
So a lot of fun shit happening. It's gonna be good. How was the obsession movie last night?
Oh, bro, I'm gonna be honest. Okay. It was a good movie. It was original, right?
The way that it was shot was very good, the acting was great, all that.
It was very unsettling though.
The movie had a bit of jump scares, it had a bit of jump scares, but it was a very unsettling
movie.
You know the kind of movie where you watch it and then afterwards you're sitting there
and you're like, like you feel off. Do you guys know what I mean? Which movie? Obsession.
Like that, that's how it felt. It just like, ooh, you know, so really good movie, really good movie.
I had to shoot my girlfriend after watching it.
Okay, this isn't a spoiler, but literally everything is the guy's fault.
Unironically literally everything. I don't know why people are sitting there and saying like anything against a girl, bro
Let's be honest if you've watched the movie
Every single thing in that movie is the guy's fault
Unironically everything everything that happens is his fault
Everything that goes on is his fault
The girls are victim, bro, if anything, so I don't know why everyone is being like yo, you know
Bro, shut up. That's not a spoiler. Do you want a Google Forms thingy? No, just have
someone with Discord admin rights make a Discord thingy. But Arson, name of the five
gift that appreciate that. Thank you. Leapy, name of the three months that was all. Powell,
there in the prime. I could please tell me the name of the song in the clip with
Joanne Jinksy.
Okay. How do I click this link? Because the thing is, Andy, I never click links. But
if you tell me what one of the lyrics was, I'll be able to tell you what it was,
okay? And everyone, send it to your listeners. Welcome back. Thank you.
Mark Mark you there in the prime and saw promote ill family gift and potato thing for the prime. Welcome. Thank you
You should be doing variety for months alongside League I definitely will I definitely will
Because I'm gonna be honest guys. Okay, can I just like can I just give you guys some real talk for a second?
Permission to be honest with you. Yes or no as it granted or is it not granted permission to be honest?
Yes? Okay. I'm watching some streams of some people that are in Korea right now, playing
League in Korea. And it's like I'm watching them in Korea and all I can think is, wow,
they look absolutely miserable. I'm not shitting. Every single streamer that I've been watching
that is in Korea, literally looks like they want to add their own vibes, it's not a joke.
Guys, you open up any of their streams, their faces literally look dead, like they're saying
that it's horrible, right?
And it's making me like, the thing I said right now, I have this like re-imbued passion,
right?
Where I'm saying them like, dude, like, I'm loving playing League again, I'm loving grinding
for Challenger again, like, I'm loving saying they're coaching Jinxie, you know, I'm loving
actually saying they're making content I feel the fire right but the thing is
that it's like one day right it's gonna fade and when it fades I don't want to be
in a position where I'm sitting down I'm like all right if I want to do
something fun let me go to Europe or Korea and literally want to kill myself
for 30 days straight on the off chance that I have a crazy run which is like a
five percent chance you know what I mean for literally every creator that goes
It's always like 5% chance, right?
So that's why we're definitely going to be doing a variety for a while and
Part of the reason why we're gonna be doing variety for a while is because we actually have this new YouTube channel
That we started it's funny because we actually start posting on it even days before I
Started interacting with Jinxie for the first time, you know, we saw it like already prepping with shorts and shit and
And it's been doing fucking crazy.
You know what I mean?
It's actually insane.
Considering 7K subs, it's been absolutely fucking wild.
Insane to see how well it's doing.
So because of that, definitely, what we're going to do
is we are 100% going to be doing a lot of variety stuff.
and also like different games right reacts and all that
Because it's like people are really enjoying it, you know like you guys are enjoying it YouTube is enjoying it
So it's like for me it gives me like a possibility for more. You know I'm time up
You need to post more bro your life for so many hours than the last video was seven days ago
No, bro
No, it's bro don't tease. I got my wait once I muscle we were sorting by popular
This channel post every day
Every day it's every day every day so there's one up on but what's good muscle got my first pen to awesome level 15
Shades wait, what time was it on good shit though, bro, and a Seth
They'll see the answers. I was uncommon there in the gift. I
I
Dauntless go on the masters account now and stomp masters players
But what would that bring me?
And so I don't the first one so much
I'm not gonna get the shirt now. We'll see about we'll see
Doesn't that mean I get the shirt now law it would bring you joy. Okay guys listen. Let me explain something to you a
A lot of people, when they think back to my League of Legends career and history, right?
One of the things that you as a new viewer are going to always hear about is the Don
Test Korea trip.
Okay?
So what I'm going to do right now is I'm actually going to tell you guys why that is, what happened,
and why no, I will not be smurfing.
Okay?
Listen up.
So I went to Korea with about 15 other streamers.
Every single streamer that I went there with was somebody that was more respected in terms
of rank than I.
I'm talking about people that have been ranked 1 for years, people that have been challenger
for years, people that have been challenger since before the time I even started streaming,
notoriously good players.
And when I went to Korea, I only had one mission, to prove that I was as good as not only I
said I was, but that I knew I was.
So every single day, I queued up and I would literally play for 20 hours, 20 hours a day.
It was 30 games a day, screaming my lungs out until 4 in the morning while I was in
a hotel and there were four other streamers in different rooms but in the same like complex
as me, right? And I had up until that time done the most demonic run that Western players
had done. I went from unranked to diamond with a 91% rate, all solo queue, right? Got
hard suck for a few days, and then afterwards rocketed to Challenger, rocketed. Now, while
this was happening, right, it was still earlier in the season, so since cutoffs were lower,
I got to a point where I would say rank 30. So what ended up happening was at one point
the entire hotel got IP banned, entire hotel. And the reason why was because one of the
shimmers, right? He had gotten banned on his accounts and as a result it changed
and it's like everybody else, right? And for the next two weeks, I remember
sitting there and I remember just fucking literally being an alcoholic, right?
Because it's like I just wanted to sit there and prove that I was as good as I
knew I was, but every single day I would start on a new account, I'd get banned.
No account, bad. No account, bad, right? And it's like I would wake up, I'd plan an account for two days, we'd go 20 wins, two losses, bad, right?
And eventually it got to a point where with two days left until I was supposed to leave, that's when Riot actually unbanned all the accounts, right?
right because by that point the two weeks expired. And I remember just feeling nothing but like
emptiness but even then with only like one or two days left, I still queued up on that account
which at the time had decayed to Grandmaster and I brought it back to Challenger, right? Now the
reason why I tell you guys this story is for context, right? But the reason why it's important for
if you know the context, right,
is because it relates to the situation.
Now, when I hit challenger, I told everybody something.
And if you guys listen to the never enough
Korea hard sell speech, you'll know that there's one line
in that speech, right, one stands up,
where I say, now we'll go on a new account
and we'll go from unranked to challenger
with the highest one rate ever, right?
So, none of that actually happening was once we had Challenger, I started a new account.
And I remember sitting there playing against gold players, stomping their heads in.
But I felt absolutely nothing, literally nothing.
So after one day of that, literally one day of smurfing, I said, fuck this shit.
The only way I know I'm going to feel anything is if I queue up on my main, so that's what I did, you know.
And that's why it's like, yes, right now I could go on a smurf.
I could go on another master's account, I could go on a diamond account, I could sit there, I could do anything I wanted to.
But the only thing that's going to make me feel anything right now is if I manage to progress
this account even further. Because yeah, challenger is great. Yeah, challenger is nice. Yeah, challenger
is shiny. But it's something that I've done every season and every split since 2021. Five years,
I've hit it every single time. So for me, it's like what I know would motivate me
is not playing on a new account, it's not doing this or doing that. It's chewing on
this one. And don't get me wrong, right now chewing on another account is the
safer play, you know? Like I have challengers secured, I prove myself once
again, why not just go on a master's account, collect your winnings, and then
Afterwards just sit there and be able to say your challenger right but then be able to like choke you for like eight hours
And then just vibe that's what 90% of people would do you know
But for me, I want to feel something again because yesterday
Like I'm telling guys I felt something in that last game when that game was fucking ending
I felt something and it has been a
a very long time since I've felt something from this game, you know.
It has been a while.
So it's like rather than sitting there and just doing the safe play and just camping
challenger and this or that, you know, I would rather say fuck it all, risk it all, but then
have the highest potential for really sitting there and unlocking my love and my passion
for this game once again.
And that's why we're going to queue up on this one.
That's why I'm not going to smurf, right?
And that's why even though I will be doing Variety, League will still be a core part
of the streams because I feel something again.
And right now it's an Ember.
But I know that that Ember can grow into a fire, you know, that could consume the entire
fucking ladder, right?
So it's like that's what we're going to have to do guys, challenger it's nice, but it's
not rank 200, rank 200 it's nice but it's not rank 100, rank 100 it's nice but it ain't
rank 50 and although rank 50 might be nice, you're not in the top 10, but even when you're
in the top ten
you're still not rank one
and that's
what we need to strive for
because if you're not striving to be the best and why the fuck even bother doing it in the first place
great now sit down
and uh... oh shit striking seven and ten gifted pretty shod
Simply, if I'm in the prime of the silo, if I'm in the prime of the crystal, if I'm in the sub, I'll verify if I'm in the 4 months of the spot, and...
If I'm in the best.
I'm down. I'm down, bully. I'm down.
Wait, Mango, are you here?
Mango, are you here?
Been here for the last two weeks, and really enjoying the gameplay, grass on top. Thank you bro. I'm always here.
Okay, so if you guys have game recommendations, right, that you think could also make for fun
YouTube videos, even if it's like a rage-oriented, like it could even be should like Jump King,
I don't know, DM them to Mango.
Mango Milk Shake, he'll go through the recommendations and then he'll like follow them.
What?
Great speech, brother.
Can you give us the songs you played a few days ago that had you and Jinxie's motivational
speeches?
Yep.
I can't find them anywhere.
It's called JingCi Hardstyle.
Is it private? How do I make it public?
Edit Playlist?
Oh, it is public.
Here, so if you go to the JingCi Hardstyle, it's the second song.
When is the R6, are you gonna be?
R6 is gonna be after we get back from Florida.
After Florida.
Get the new Diana skin!
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I spent over $100, not even fucking three days ago on the Master
Yeast skin.
You got me fucked up if you think I'm doing it again.
I don't mind buying this one because this one is cool.
I got this one as well because why not?
Can you do a 2v2 for a 7 rank on how I'm going to best for Jynxie?
Yeah, I want to see.
We're going to do it sometime soon.
There isn't Diana skin, right?
How much is that Diana skin, the new one?
Oh, I have cancer?
What the fuck?
18.20, eh, Loki with it, it's wise.
Will you be doing Vod review to try and get to top one?
I don't need a Vod review parasite.
Like, can I just tell you guys something?
The thing that limits me as a player
isn't the fact that I don't know what to do.
Yo, you guys don't know what the fuck is going on.
What limits me as a player is the fact that I sit there
and I do things that I actively know are wrong.
Does that make sense?
Yo, you guys know about the fucking
all the best happened ones.
If I'm sitting down and I'm disciplined,
like, you guys have to understand one thing about me.
I'm somebody that's consistent,
but I'm also very lazy, right?
I'm very lazy.
So even though I'll cure for 10 games of League of Day,
it doesn't necessarily mean that I'm giving it my all
in all 10 of those games, right?
So what I need is to sit there and actually make it a point
that I really start fucking giving these games the energy
that they need.
You know what I mean?
I do want to see something, though,
because Diana just got buffed, didn't she?
Let me read what the buffs actually were.
Did they really go through?
All right.
What is this?
Rank leaderboards.
We made some changes to find navigation.
OK, let's have a look.
So they're buffing aftershock.
I don't care about any of this shit, fuck all enchanters, kill them all. Kill everybody that plays enchanter in-game.
Ooh, Night's Val buff, that's pretty crazy.
I think Night's Val is already a really broken item to be fair.
Okay Diana so W bonus health ratio went from 9 to 11 percent but the thing is
that she gets her W shield twice right so it means that they're actually buffing
it by 4 percent 4 percent out of 18
It's about what?
25% buff?
That's pretty big.
That's pretty sizable.
And then they're also buffing her monster damage too.
So let's see how this has impacted her win rate so far.
So in 16.10, but it's probably people first time with the new skin.
That's probably the reason why.
Yeah, because think, a patch cycle normally lasts two weeks, right?
So 102,000 games in two weeks.
Now the patch hasn't been out for one day, and just already had 20,000 games.
Look at the pick rate difference.
Last patch, 2.7, now it's 8.5.
So definitely, definitely, definitely a pick rate issue.
This can dawn into Rocket Belt still looks very good.
I really want to challenge the memes with Glottinous Greaves.
I really do.
Alright, guys I'm going to be honest, I think we're ready.
I think we're ready to fucking queue.
Yo you guys know motherfucking DOLTL?
Best heck room in the world.
I think we're ready to fucking queue.
i think we're right if i can hit q
why is there one thousand lp difference between the rank one challenger
and rank three hundred
because everybody in challenger gains and loses thirty lp
again
so it means that right now the rank one guy
at a thousand lp difference yeah it's like thirty two wins away
so if you have a better win rate and you play more games
then you're gonna make a pretty sizable fucking like difference you know
and uh... you know that they're in the prime striking satoshi thing as a
substitute
i guess once the magic trick
two
one
boom! alright let's get dying
at a thousand o p difference yeah it's like thirty two wins away
so if you have a better winrate and you play more games
right then you're gonna make a pretty sizable fucking like difference you know
alright
and uh... muted there in the prime striking satachi thing as a substitute
alright guys who wants to see a magic trick
three
two
one
boom
alright let's get it done
who's right for it
I'm gonna be honest that's a way to uh that's way too fucking uh that's way too uh generic
I can't really I can't really like answer that like you have to sit there you have to
give me like more of a question that's like more simplified I gonna post
riding on your main channel to or just a dauntless live I think the main channel
we're gonna be doing it more towards like only leave oh shit shit there was a
five-three shot thank you bro
alright guys who's right foot the other than this game already have it I'm not
I'm buying the 100 or 1 now, I'm only gonna get the other one.
Alright, so when you guys are done now guys, let's go.
Can you guys emotive from challenger?
Fucking god damn right, you can.
If I lose one or two games, we're out.
Wait, is it ORA if I have this skin as my background?
Yo Loki, Loki, that's kind of ORA.
This Loki looks cooler though.
Alright, thank you so much for your chat bro.
We need to create a redemption arc and rank one journey.
But I'm going to be honest, we're not going to go to Korea anytime soon.
Like listen, listen, listen.
Listen, let me pause the music for a second.
I should know, it's not the chop.
I'm going to listen to it.
Okay, listen guys.
But listen guys, I'm gonna be honest, we are not going back to Korea anytime soon.
Like right now, part of the reason why the streams are so great is because I'm in a good spot monthly.
And I don't think that going to Korea and mocking myself in a room for 30 days is gonna help me in any matter of the world whatsoever.
You said you felt something again after playing Challenger. What was different about it this time than the other times?
So the other times it was kind of just like hitting it to hit it for whatever reason right
But this time it really felt like I was hitting it to prove something again
Because most of the times like when I initially started grinding for Challenger one of the reasons why it was always so great
Was because it's like I'd have people tell me you're never gonna make it. You're never gonna do it
And my mentality was I'm gonna sit there. I'm gonna prove you wrong, you know
And then over time I got to a place where I realized that like people are always going to chirp no matter
How good you do no matter how much you you grind or any of that, you know
So because of that I ended up just saying who gives a fuck with people thing
I'll just hit it once in a while for me and then that'll be that you know
But now it wasn't necessarily to prove people wrong that wanted to challenge her
It was more of a thing said like my student could look up to his coach and be like my coach is fucking
Challenger and it's like he wouldn't have to sit there and feel the need to like
Explain to people why he chose me does that make sense
Like I don't want it to sit there and be something where it's like divide choose the on test like he shit out the game
Like you could have so many better players
You know so now it's like look he can sit there and be like my coach
fucking a challenge on my main champ just to show me that he knows what he's doing
you know I mean and to show me what's possible with his teachings so that's
why it's more of a thing where it's like it really is that
are you in lore gonna go on a nice dinner to celebrate challenger but went
on to the movies last night we had a nice old date night but no tonight uh
Tonight I'm taking a
Because I don't have like a shit ton of friends, but I have a few like very close ones. I've had since like high school
Actually, if I'm not mistaken literally all my IRL friends are from high school either high school or elementary school
I never made any anyone's offer
You know cuz like most people it's like you're gonna sit there
You're gonna meet people at work or college or shit like that, right?
But the only people that I ever met were through the online scene because I'm a streamer, you know
Because I didn't really finish college and I also never worked a real job enough.
So because of that, I have a few close friends that I've had for almost a decade now that
I hang out with once in a while, just like catch up in a while.
And it was one of their birthdays recently, so if I'm gonna take him out for that, I'd
go into it tonight.
How's the movie last time? The movie last time was good. It was good.
Top 100 is only 1,124 LP as I doable today. You fucking dut your goddamn ass it is. Why
too? Easily.
Sorry, not your friends. Nobody was saying more of a thing when it's like I have a lot
of like online friends that I've met over the years, but it's like IRL, I haven't made
any new ones since high school, does that make sense?
For example, my editor in Nigma, that's who you've been with me since like, I don't know
what to say, the start of my journey, and he was like the first ever YouTube editor
that I had and all that.
Him for example, he was like a groom, a groom's been at my wedding, you know.
I definitely made a lot of friends online, some closer than others obviously, but in
real life it hasn't been like any new people since... like people have come and gone obviously,
that can look bad right now I'm gonna be like yeah that's my friend I haven't been on this since high school
and uh, Lucy they're in the prime tips they're in the prime of the song
not in May 31st I'm like, thank you
love the condo next time is make my day better when I'm feeling like a punk ass freak fuck
I actually, I actually did though
okay guys we need to get some good runes going right now
I'm gonna be honest with you guys
I think this is a lethal tempo game.
No, we all do hail, we all do hail.
We all do hail. How the fuck can I not do hail here? My combo is fucking demonic, by the way. This looks like a few of them.
Alright, let's see what's going on.
Okay, so we're actually getting some challenger players here. Nice, not bad.
Jhinxie can be a genuine friend. Well listen, this is one of the things that I've learned
about the online scene especially. If somebody is close to their family, right, then a lot
of the times, you're gonna have something where it's like, they don't just exist online.
Some of the worst people that you're ever gonna meet online are people that don't have
Anybody at all. They don't have friends. They don't have like family or anything
Sometimes they can be great people don't get me wrong
But a lot of the times they can be really bad because like all they do is they just see online
I was like they're escaped from reality, you know
So that's the reason why like people that are like terminally online you need to be very like careful with them
You know, but you can see it's like he's a guy where I look at him
And I don't think there's like anything but like genuine intentions, you know
I'm wanting to like so they're made content and like saying I'm like wanting to like be a good friend and likewise
It's same with me and him, you know
because like
He actually sits there and he doesn't just exist online, you know, like he has his family
He has his like he has his friends
He has like other things too
So when people are like that and they have stuff going for them outside of just like what's on the screen
It's always a lot more comforting for you to feel open and for you to feel like
Actually being like genuine with them because you know that it's not gonna be something where it's like oh
We get in an argument and then now you're gonna sit down
You're gonna like leak everything about me and you're gonna leak everything about like
That I've like ever told you in confidence because like you want to sit in you want to get more clicks, you know, I mean
That's why it's like always really nice
That's one of the reasons why for me, I actually wanted to meet up with him, IRL, and I'd love
to sit there and meet his family too, like his brother, let him introduce him to League
and all that, because for me it would make it a lot more real, you know?
I wouldn't just be like, oh, online friend kind of thing, you know?
Alright, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the rest of the bot side, and
then we're gonna be looking on the blue insta-gromp.
Alright guys, good news is, 20 seconds still with crab, and we're gonna be in a super good
spot.
okay I'm just gonna smite this and then we're gonna go nice I'm gonna be honest
the focus is looking pretty fucking solid right now let's focus on the game
though you guys know about the fucking total
we need to focus on the game
very much very much
so now what I want to do is I want to look on the botcrab and then after botcrab
we can go into the bot scene
on youtube type don't test giga chat brother yeah I mean like when I do go to
I'm probably gonna bring my brother with me too.
Doing series, I just like chill with it.
Just so I don't have to like travel alone and do all that, you know?
Nice. I mean it fucking sucks that I ended up dying there, but it was okay.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look on the uh, recurred bow,
and then afterwards I'll get the tier 1 boots and then we'll also play for longsword too.
Okay so now I don't want to just look for the top to bot clear and then afterwards we just look on dragon.
The good news is that listen, any mid laner has no flash.
Our bot is doing relatively well and I think our comp is fucking broken too.
Like our comp is way more broken than there's ammo.
Okay, so now we're gonna do is we're gonna play on the folk there and then afterwards I really really really want to come this dragon
If you win this one or above the thousand LP guys could you pull digits?
I don't remember the last time I was in the thousand LP actually
Nice very good. So when we're gonna do this we're gonna look on the bulbs and
after bulbs I'll survive and either look towards bot or dragon.
Okay so dragons up in four we know that Graves is full clear towards top so I'm
I'm gonna actually go for the dragon before I go for my gromp here.
This is, I know I'm playing on a timer, but this is a little bit risky because obviously
like I don't have my team with me, my support reset and all that, but I'm just banking on
the fact that the enemy following isn't gonna take over the position of being the jungler.
As long as I don't get a contest on this room, it's not really that spot.
Okay, so now what we do is we're just gonna play on the ground, and then after the ground, I'll see if I can look towards bot.
If we had to find a bot gank, we'd be fucking insane first, by the way, unironically.
Yeah, cause the thing right now is that if I reset, like, I wouldn't be able to even
look for anything on my top set for a little while.
This doesn't look like it's possible to gank.
Sure, I could maybe look for a red invade, but I'm gonna be honest, if they have a ward
at any boar, I'm literally in the solution game, so I'd rather just, like, play it safe
been consistent
so we just found the top to bottom
thing about this game is don't forget we're Craig V
so as long as I
sit down as long as I'm like chill
and I fucking uh... play for my third of his bike then we should have sawed a one
The second I get to the red, it's just the other one.
So you guys know about the fucking gold?
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play on the ropters, then afterwards I'll play on the rest of the balltie too.
So it just can be one of them with either one for bot side clear or we luck for the bot.
I really want to look on this guy in the tree.
Okay, I'm going to be honest, I think the support is lowkey disabled as fuck.
Like, holy shit.
So, what we're going to do this game is like, we're just not going to do anything except farming.
Like, I legit don't want to do anything besides farming. Wow.
This is like legit horrible to watch him.
I'm not going to flash for this.
Complete waste of flash.
Nice.
So now we're going to reset and then after this I'll probably either look, I can't actually
have the time to look on the top gank.
I mean I'm like cracking the center too so it's huge.
I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need
I'm walking in the solder, baby
I thought these riders wanted to come out of the team member together along the southern
Can they add me up?
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, I have no fucking idea what the fuck that means, bro
I'm gonna be real with you
Like you might as well be telling me like something in Chinese for all that
I retain from that message.
Okay so now we're gonna do this we're gonna look for the Raptors and after
Raptors we're gonna look on the rest of outside.
So now we're going to do this, we're going to look for the Wolves and after Wolves, you
You know what, maybe we can actually up for this one.
It's the best hack I've ever seen.
It's a hack I've ever seen that actually allows you to function as a scaling carry.
I'm gonna be honest, you know what would be crazy?
and my cinch was able to look and rotate those dragon like if he looks right now and he rotates it would be in the same
but Loki is asking me to
He's asking me to like a little bit but it works
That's the top right!
Oh god, this is fucking hate!
First game post challenge, we're getting three losing fucker rings.
I'm holding onto my Q-Sci-Q dodge and central stun.
You just, you gotta know that, so you don't get all made out of the-
No!
You're the best at retouching!
I'm just gonna fucking destroy it.
I'm gonna beat some shit.
You can beat whatever you want!
Don't let me die!
You can beat every year!
No!
Let's get it down!
Alright, that's my son.
Okay.
Uhhhh, get this.
This.
That's what I'm talking about.
Wait, I just have to get one.
I need to have an editor.
And then now we're going to look at the talks about it, we should be able to.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, what I really want to do to your mother and anything is just play on uh, folk care
Maybe they just got this folk care going and see me insane
Heeey god, you are scaling, but we're getting in the fuck down right now, I'm not kidding
I don't care, if you fucking have it, move it, shut the fuck up!
Real shit, I think I'm gonna be fucking crazy.
You don't care that shit, you're a fucking spy.
But if you're crazy, wait, Ashley's still gonna just like, stay a little bit longer.
There's like, two dragons now?!
Like, I think an Ashley's solo-guided, that shit.
One, one, one, one.
Let me get here in time.
I
Know
We fucking win baby
I'm going to look on the spot some.
I'm going to do something to wait on the crab and then we're going to plant the crab.
This is the density of human mind controlled by some of the transcendental entity of law.
We've got to raise our real world.
Okay, we're looking on a block, Einstein.
1875, really. I should have not for Glintz, who's a pirate, sorry, no.
So we just recall, I'll look for the top to bottom, actually no, I'll clear top, so we
We're gonna look on how that's one of those simons.
Come on, get this.
Nice!
So I need one minute for my flash. Do I want to fight? Not really. I think I'd rather actually give this hell than not fight.
I'm meant to force a fight on my flash.
Yeah, we're giving the hell of the fuck the hell.
Still we're dragging, still we're dragging, we don't have to fight everything. We don't need to fight the things that matter.
5 seconds left on the ground, I'm going to wait until Jax goes in here and then the second
If anybody says you, I tell them.
If I go for now, it doesn't work.
My team needs to engage.
I think this is a rare reset.
Am I lost?
No.
Not my fash.
I thought someone outed him, so I thought...
There's no motherfuckin' phone, that's tackle to the world.
L-E-S-G-O-O.
Guys, you know what I just fucking realized? I'm gonna make sure I'm gonna kill myself.
I built the wrong items this game.
Oh my god.
No bad, bad, bad.
What the fuck?
I was supposed to go into an LDR.
Why the fuck do I have a Gwynn's house?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, it's okay though.
It's okay though.
Canceling.
It's not the end of the world, it's just the wallers.
Okay, so in terms of how easy it is to kill someone, easiest kill is Lux, so it's Lux
Graves Centra
That's the order
Lots of Graves Centra
Remind by Rhinemans if you go crit cause you have 3 crit champs
Oh you're actually looking right
I'm really actually staying here for this
is a blessing all will die, all will be mine
the world has tried to forget my existence
time to remind them why they fear
Look at the on hitters in my bad this game guys.
I need to play on my channel, let me get the x-bar man so I don't have to go in.
Why is it so cute? It's so bad. Let's go as long as you have on that flash
I
Get behind you guys fucking suck deck you don't show
I guess we know we're strong
All alone, does anybody know what we are looking for?
Another yellow, another black
Oh, what we are looking for
Another hero
Another mind to cry
Behind the curtain
In the fire tonight
Oh, the life
Does anybody want to take it anymore?
So much fun!
So much fun with Freddy
I know that you're crazy
So much fun!
You're a stranger
So much fun!
I think we are going to go south on a culture next time, okay?
that sounds like something that i made this time
3-5 hundred
bro, holy
what a game, what a game, first game of the day what a fucking game
bro, you guys don't know what the fuck is going on
Oh god that saves.
I mean my Sim just can't survive.
As long as we fight on this dragon, we should be okay, but we need to film this time, right?
Yo, you guys know about the fucking Donald?
This might actually be a bad one, so I really wanna do wits.
I should kiss on her.
You let people stick a finger in your face and tell you you're no good and with these God heart
You start looking for something to blame
and a big shot
The world ain't all sunshine and rain. It's a very mean and nasty place
And I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently
You me and nobody is gonna hit as hard as life
But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you think you can keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward.
No way to deep you fucking moron.
I think I'm gonna do LTR now. Fuck everything else for going LTR.
Not even Terminus is as high as how the archer lock did.
I'm not going to die.
I'm ready.
I don't think they're going to use us, but it's far, far from the call.
Oh wait, but they're clutching!
Wait!
WHAAAAAT?!
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine, honestly, it looks like it's fine.
Ah, dude, the script's just not killable yet, though.
Fuck me, he's actually not killable right now.
If you bomb the interview, then you can tell your mom you tried your best so you can stand
play for another six months without having to like bring it up in arguments.
I think it's actually really hard for me to kill Graves, Graves is a low-key counter
so I don't know if I'm kidding, like it's not an unplayable matchup but it's not a matchup
They can just like, kill, fight the way you expect.
Yo, you guys don't motherfuckin' know?
I'll do it, buddy.
I'll go wait here until I survive, I'll be sending him out of the yard, and then I'll
Just can go shit out of the other base.
I need to get this shit up.
That's why I stopped hitting it, because I know that Lux's smite is like a 3000 damage smite with her full combo.
So I know if I kept hitting it, I would probably end up losing my dragon.
What's going on with this armor?
Nice!
Let's not throw away.
No, that's not it.
It's more like, I don't care about pain anymore.
Mindful and pain, is this impulse that's rising within me?
I feel as though there's something violent, boiling up from within like blood.
I see this.
This is mine.
One thousand!
1,000 LP, baby!
4 digits, let's fucking go!
You might be a new champ, true.
Gaming, fire, and other things, I ask for subs.
Ronaldo, 7-12.
I'm already 7-5, blue back, I'm 2-1.
Spans, I'm 8-4-1.
P.O, 7-3-9-1, so I'll give that.
Zayn lets Zayn answer the sub to open for some months. Mike and Gera as well.
I'm back there and sub.
Holy shit.
Well, it's never gonna play Hecarim again.
I mean, dude, it's just like, why would I play Hecarim?
Real talk, why would I ever play Hecarim?
If I walk in Master Yi, even if my team is inting, bro,
I just solo carry a teamfight and I go fucking demonic
Nuclear fucking 1v9 demon mode. So why the fuck would I ever fucking agree with him?
When this is the power that I can wield why?
So you're just like why?
And uh, Rukuki's having a fun welcome. Thank you
Rank 181
Ranked 181.
Let's fucking get this shit done though.
Doesn't Hecrm feel terrible right now?
Well, it's not the fact that Hecrm feels terrible, it's just the fact that most junglers are
going to beat you early, and if you're even madame, they're going to outscale you by your
mid and might game.
So you're unironically forced to pray that the enemy just ints and they're retarded.
And even if you scale, it's not like you can 1v9 like teamfights super hard the way you used to be able to.
Like, think about how I'm playing all these fights guys, like, I'm literally going in, finding the perfect angles, and just getting quadra kills.
It literally feels like the way Assassin and Hecarim used to feel. This is how Hecarim used to feel, bro.
They're all there until I send one, so I'm back.
Thank you bro, you appreciate that.
Only 830 more elo for rank 1, addontas, lol?
Yeah, but you typed that as if that's an issue.
How's that an issue bro?
I was 500LP 4 days ago.
We just gotta do this?
One more time?
I'm really like top 5?
Are you fucking kidding me?
That ain't a problem
Okay, so this game of course a bad mastery it's going to point out where if you see it don't test them why be bad me that's fucking crazy
That's actually fucking crazy
to go this season to see how far we can take it bro
Don't play Kayn anymore?
And I have other champs I like.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I might hit a Diana game here with the new buffs.
Diana game with the new buffs seems very tempting, to be honest.
Although Hagrim could be locked in, let's see what they play.
Hagrim vs. Tamalea, I'd rather put a bull in my brain.
I'm going to go bathroom for a sec.
You guys know motherfucking don't best hacker in the world
I don't know what to do with it.
Yo, you guys move on to fucking Donald?
Oh, okay, let's go.
I'm the best hacker in the world.
Yes, I'm rich.
Alright, we're good.
And uh, Shake and Make there in the front,
and they're both here in the front, welcome.
Thank you guys. Yo, the skin feels fruto's fucked by the way. Holy shit. Ah, of course I mean she's level 1
Damn, why the fuck am I getting she's level 1?
Can you please support?
She's gonna go for my entire boss, that's enough I think.
You know as insane as it sounds it's actually better for me to just take the owl on my wrappers
here.
Because promise that if I don't take my owl on the wrappers and they have a ward on the
wrappers and I invade it I just lose.
like super fucking terrible. So I think like the best way that I can actually
function this game, as I just give it, I say this what it is, and then I try for
double crab. Trying for double crab is the only way that we can actually like offset whatever
this advantage.
the
The world will tremble
No one lives by my side
Obviously fucking cringe, huh?
Chub?
But no, but now I don't have, but I don't have top pile.
So if she were to like run through the double cob, which thankfully she's not doing, then
I would have actually lost everything.
I think it's actually better for me to just play for top to bot full clear right now.
I think it's time for us to switch up the playlists right now.
We've only listened to most of the best songs in this playlist.
Complete fucking cancer shit show.
Let's find and listen, we just hope that our team scales.
Just the aids, but it is what it is.
Now I know that the enemy jungler just cheeses up your game so I'll remember for the future
on Omegansen.
Oh
Literally cannot land at any fucking spears on me
That's crazy, but I'm not gonna lie, missing every spear is fucking crazy work.
And of course you're fucking topping yourself instead of bailing you out.
how aids is that dog shit fucking
Cheesing freak missing every speed
I
Let's go down
And now I got my Rappers here in Vader, you mother fucker.
You mother fucker.
You fucking cock sucker.
It's fine, I'll invade yours.
You fucking piece of shit.
On this level.
I don't want to talk about things we've done to you, though it's hurting me, now it's history.
I've left all my cards and that's what you've done to me, nothing more to say, no more race to play.
Look when it takes it all!
I'm so standing strong!
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' don't!
That's not gonna work out!
No doubt you feel free to enter
Shackle 4
Thinking I belong there
I figured myself
Building your tent
Building me up on
I'm a fucking goat but I love this skin
I love this skin because I love how fucking goat it am
I did the other thing
We're in a really good spot now, Ratchen in a really good spot.
Two kills on me, I don't have set the gold difference, not from other rappers in this.
Okay, I'm in a really good reset.
Now, getting my, getting my walls is actually big church.
Oh, no, no, I'll get the top.
No, I don't have to fuck with my poker tempo.
They're playing out in mind the last three days?
Dude, you guys are witnessing Motivated Dantez.
I genuinely cannot remember the last time it was like this.
I genuinely cannot.
I honestly think the last time it was like this, real shit, was maybe like the trip I met Laura, right after the creative trip.
to the creature
I just found the monster tanker
Yeah, you line one spear and you think you're gonna line more?
Yeah, get fuckin' lined, bro.
And they know what you want, you fuckin' fucksucker.
It's not gonna change that result.
You fuckin' chick-ass bitch.
Motherfucking piece of shit.
Fuck you.
Sorry, I'm...
Joachim first.
Trance, trance.
i think i have to do mark shots in this game
I'm gonna go back to the top for the airship
I don't know
We just got a scav, we got a scav with one
I want you to believe it
Make me feel like I'm a human being
I'm an instrument, we're gaps literally everywhere, this is so fucking cancer.
Like my midlaner is too involved but my top laner fucking sucks, it's losing lane 1v1
and my support's disabled.
like when am I it feels like every game I win bro my crazy if I say that every game
I win I just have to like completely 1v9 and even in the games where I like completely
1v9 there's so much I lose like am I fucking crazy for saying that to you
like it feels like it's literally like an unending thing like when am I ever gonna press something
I'm 109 more like it as the day goes on, but fine.
Maintain mental canceling.
you
We have a chance to be our day.
And uh, Casimir, okay, I've made one so much. Thank you. And uh, huge other in the 14 months I've made.
Uh, Grincy, bonka, shakin', making us for the sub seven hundred and five months.
Do I vote yes or no?
God fucking pisses me off to lose games.
I'm not gonna fuck.
You know what it's like, it's like you and four of your friends, you guys go to Mexico
right?
And at one point one of your friends sits there, right?
And he's like, guys, instead of getting us a hotel, I got us an Airbnb.
And you're like, okay, so you guys all go to the Airbnb and when you get there, a cartel
drug lord kidnaps all of you, right?
And says, all right, guys, I'm going to harvest all of your organs, right?
Unless one of you offers to die for the rest of everyone, right?
And then it's like your friend that is the only reason why you're all even dying in the
first place because he booked an Airbnb inside of a hotel. It's like he looks at
everyone and he's like, ain't gonna be me. But it's like, mother fucker, why not?
You're the only reason the rest of us are here. You fucking dirty piece of shit
scumbag. You fucking scumb-fuck piece of shit. You're the only reason why. So
explain to us why it wouldn't be you why why would it not be you and then it's
like you just goes radio silent yeah fucking cheers dude you know like you
are a fucking reject for doing that like what a genuine horrible person that's
like that's like at a level like a serial killer you know I mean that's like I've
the level of a serial killer i'm not even trolling like you need to be like a almost like borderline
serial killer if you fucking need to do this shit
Let me try to like add him so I can ask him why he put in TFK, you know what I mean?
Like because I just want to know, I just want to know, I just want to know.
Like if you're the reason why everyone is drowning, why would you not just be like you
know what guys, out tank the full weight of the anchor so that the rest of the ship doesn't
have to die too. Why? Why would you not do that for the rest of the team? Why?
I know what you mean. Every game is winnable. For you, not the mentally impaired, disabled,
rejected, unhugged sacks of garbage inting ur game.
Facts. But it's like, dude, like I need to know why. Like, like, what is it that gives
you the right to make everybody lose when you're a shitty sona one trick, right? You
only play in chanters and you're rushing a Bissell mask on fucking Morgana. Like, do
you have cancer bro? You know what I mean? Like listen, this guy's auto-filled. Wow.
Wait. Wait a second. So you're telling me the enemy team gets a pro player that has
unironically been like top 10 challenger since like season 13, right? And Camille was a champion
that he one-tricked before he tried going pro and then my top laner is an
auto-filled syndrome mid one-trick. Playing his 30% with me in the middle of the map!
Okay I mean that's just awesome champs like that that's your just time machine gap. Yo
forget all the flame I did that is a time machine gap. Alright give me a second
let me help with the laundry.
Alright, I'm getting out. Let's go.
Cheers, Akra.
What a crazy fucking retarded game, though.
I want to see how much it ride Akra want me to lose. Let's investigate.
Okay.
Top laner, 30% rate, Rallia.
mid laner, autofold ADC main
wow, 2 fills so far
ADC
FIRST TIME SERIES
Wow! Wow! Wow!
And this is my supports Morgana. I mean bro, like what the fuck?
Bro, we can't even get mad at the fact we lost.
We literally can't. How the fuck can we get mad?
It's a guaranteed auto-loss.
Now let's look at the 5 people on the enemy team. Are you ready?
Top lane main on top lane, jungle main on jungle, mid lane main, secondary role to ADC, so it's actually even, right?
ADC main on ADC, support main on support. Wow, okay, that's fucking great.
but you you literally can't get mad at that yes I want to play class today
there's no cost right
next house is June 20th
the time machine was too strong not actually was so
alright
Is this a Libret from Riot? Yeah, but it is, or it is?
I'm pretty sure my last game that I won was also equally as disgusting.
Let me see.
Tommen on top lane.
Jungle main on jungle.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers, don't?
I mean, I'm dead.
But they don't bot. Oh wait, so this guy was actually second-air role too. He's on the support main.
So he's actually second-air role as well. So I had three people on my team last game that were second-air role. That's...
And then enemy support was secondary role support. It's actually been playing recently.
and you wait oh and now right gives me secondary role bro this company really
needs to eat shit this company really needs to eat shit and die like right now
like in-game you need to eat shit and die right now like it's not it's not an
option anymore
This is fucking retarded.
Fucking.
Ow.
It's not even my midlaner's secondary role.
my midlaner secondary rolled.
No it doesn't.
I live Tyler?
Can you even do a master plus?
Alright, let's see what new guys... and let's see where X7 is about to go.
Thank you.
I will carry you mark my words.
also make you say that's it
guys this looks like a golden mastery game guys
i'm not gonna lie this is looking like a golden mastery game
so i'm running play rage against the machine i won't but i put the power
scion med nice i love you bro i fucking love you bro nice
Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you guys, it's looking like a Halo Blades game right now.
Oh, yeah, big time.
So, I'm best at Vel'Koz, you're a smolder.
Ooh, yeah, big time.
Big time at Halo Blades game, big fucking time, let's go.
I don't want to play Snipe
Yes you're a champ now brother
Dude I'm telling you when I'm on the Yi I literally do not lose
It's actually crazy
Like it literally feels like no matter what
We can overcome all odds again
So as long as you're on the mastery
Like it's actually wild
Wait, there's no way this guy's name is Yisuo?
Wait, no, this guy's actually a good guy, wait.
Oh wait, no, I thought for sure, man, she was a Yasuo one-trick.
I thought it was like a Yasuo one-trick.
Wait, why would you not play one of your-
Wait, what? Why would you not play one of your top three times?
I guess it's fine.
like listen he's on saiyan
so either he has to play saiyan, that's why he's on it, respect
alright, let's go
gg, we lost
I'll just hints upon you to everyone, that type's bullshit like that
We're not putting Bop out.
He does not fold me, anyone else?
Alright, you are too.
Alright, talk to Bop, okay, let's get done.
well if you see me on master you should
unironically be happy by the way that's
the craziest thing but you should they'd
be like holy fuck thank god this guy's
on yet so literally his best jam
all right stop the bottom up
yo you guys know motherfucking donald's best hack from the world
okay so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the rest of the time and we should get them
but i cannot wait to get to three items this game
holy fuck they're gonna blow up
they're gonna blow up like it's nothing
japanion's carrying upwards
oh my fucking god no way
High buys dude, I swear I need a high buys.
Now just take silver whenever I get like the Amazon packages.
Oh for fuck's sake.
Alright, let's go.
I don't know what to do with that.
I don't care if I be down, I'm stuck on a medganker.
I
Wow this guy's fucking retarded
Alright, we talk to BogcQuer.
And we're going to have to play on the wrappers all the way down BogcQuer.
Okay, I think our best player now on Iron Fizz are just like Botside Fear, and then after
with Drag.
The good news is that even though my Grom Timer is delayed, if I just go Wolfsend to
drag it then after juggling just go drop and send the jump.
Alright, let's get this done.
As long as you get the shagging ass, I'm playing it so I can like a fucking freebie at the moment.
The jailbook can like a freebie.
Okay, so now we just gotta get this, then afterwards we'll look on the grump into the problem with these ones.
If we didn't get this crab, it's gonna be insane for us.
I'd rather not look for anything, boss.
Now what if I were to invade him?
Yo you guys know motherfucking don't, best hacker in the world.
I think that's a good idea, I think.
I think so.
Oh, I think I just got this one, I'm not sure.
It's now panion's forced to reset, I'm gonna clear those wrappers too, and then after
those wrappers I'm gonna recall and doffing my topside.
Because this only could be to like, trade my topside now, right?
For his botside, but I won't allow him to do that.
I must.
Yeah, we just reset top to bottom and we're gonna be really good.
Wait, I'm gonna be honest, I just secured myself to lead for the rest of the game against this guy.
I'm just gonna take the X-Lv.30, depends on how much you play.
If you literally just know life, quad vs. AI intermediate bots, over and over and over
again though, you can do it in like 3 days, but it will take you like 17 hours a day.
And so now what I want to do is I want to just look for the red all the way to Krog, so I'm going to go get him.
I would have even liked to skim my raptors but the reason why didn't is because it puts
everything off-sync I'm gonna be honest about this one the game is a disorder
one. I want it up for my Kraken and then I'll reset. So you know what, we're actually going
to do the grubs here. I'm literally just suing grubs for gold by the way. Because I don't
want to go and then like farm my fucking uh my wolves and then have to reset after one
count. Fuck that. I can get an objective reset and then afterwards just play on like blue
into dragon and that's going to be nice. Also gets us a lot of pushing power for our bot
and our top two is our running lane
it's now getting a crack in him and we should be good
we need this strategy now guys, you're actually made it
How are none of them low?
I'm gonna be honest guys, I don't like it if I'm not much more.
Okay we need to get infinity edge now though like real shit.
But I'm going to be honest, the music isn't heading, like I need to switch over the play a little bit.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Okay, so now when we look on Dragon, then after Dragon, we're going to look into Krabben and Batsuta.
you
I
Should have heard as fuck for you right now
Oh, wait, this is probably not the song to have right now
I don't normally do it, but I listen I'll change song for you. I got you
Ahhhhhh that's just...
So what I want to do is I want to look for the bots atop and then we'll look on the Herald.
They're just wrappers and then we'll look on hugs.
Okay, so now if we can look on that Herald, and not for a Herald, I'm tying guys, we could
just play out on our ballstand and we just saw the one.
Well I'm not gonna walk in random bullshit but it's like I didn't play a little bit more
more bukkong or like banish or like lag at all
but it needs to be really good for the comp, it needs to be good for the comp
yo you guys know about the fucking dollar?
best at the number one
I mean dude, I'm gonna be almost like
Why am I even doing that?
I'm alive again
Oh, oh, oh, oh
And then when I think it's over
And what can I do
My day will come
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donald?
The best hacker in the world
GD is ready to attack me
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I'll say like bring it up to you
I mean that's my fault though like we only lost this dragon because of what I did
It's literally just because of what I get.
Alright, I'm gonna see if I can look after so I'll go up to cards here.
If we look on something towards med, the only thing I need to do is just wait for King to
go in.
I don't think it's bad to fight, I think what's bad is that I'm going for like bad fucking
plays.
If I just stop going for bad plays, bro, we're gonna be fine.
Oh, no.
Yeah, but there's just one diving.
It's like all we need is time to alter and then we just saw the one in the game.
But if you just alter and then we go crazy.
We can't stop him, face me!
I literally have two torches, man.
He's like, what we need is for sound to just like escort us in with his art.
Cause while I try running on them I just do so much of my haul.
She's still here.
She's never here.
She's here.
You can't leave me.
As you just roll back.
I don't know how to do this.
Oh shit.
There's a pan-me on the side for work on this.
you
I don't want Yeltsup to drill in.
Okay guys, give me a second, give me a second.
I need to record something.
Uh, I need to record something.
Okay, everyone knows Kadeem as one of the worst players in Iron, but would Kadeem be
able to win a 1 vs 5 if he was level 18 with full build, infinite health, and infinite gold
starting from... and 100% cooldown reduction starting from level 1.
Today, we're gonna find out the answer to that question.
Alright.
Alright, guys.
Jenssona.
I'm gonna be honest, but it's like another good game for the rem.
Meho? Why is there one hanging with a meho, bro?
And uh, Farry, send this up, welcome.
It's good, Smoky! You're the ghost!
Thank you, bro.
And uh, Domboy, send this up, Grilla, send this to us, welcome back, bear, send this to us, welcome.
Uh, Smoky, send this up, Matt, send this to us, welcome back, send this to us, welcome back.
And uh, send this to us, welcome. Thank you.
Listen.
Funny story, the creators of the song actually got me on Instagram.
They're like, yo, we saw you like this song.
Dang, it's hilarious.
Get some rim, bro.
Please, we're starving.
Yeah, you have cancer for typing that.
I am not walking in heck or no.
Like why would I ever lock in heck room when mastery exists genuine question?
Why would I ever do it? Why am I ever gonna be like? Yeah, let me lock in heck room, bro. Literally. Literally why?
Okay, why the fuck is there an
In my 1000 LP challenger jungle game
What
He's here at level 82.
So this guy's first game in what could be years?
He plays in a diamond club?
This is crazy.
Wow.
Alright, let's go.
Humb said keep that thug don't test out of my lane?
Was mighty see Humb's this game?
I'm old versus noob dauntess alright well there we go
I'm going on discord can you answer bro moota I'll give you five seconds
Moota you have 30 seconds what do you want
Hi daddy how are you
I'm a lot better now that I'm challenger. How are you?
Good bro. Good. Let's party. Listen. I have a proposition. Okay, okay
Word on the street bro Jinxie and Ron are doing something on Minecraft, bro
Can we speed one it and do it before them bro?
Okay, so the thing is to mood up I could have maybe been down
But the thing is I know that I'm not coaching jinx
I need to like spend a bit of time working on my other forms of content
So I'm not gonna be doing like super long streams or next few days. So I need to like do league and I'm also doing like fours and shit tomorrow
But I think low-key ass comes no
I mean I could do hams low-key, but I don't even know what he's like if you can play Minecraft
I probably can't but that makes it even better
Like it just same about it. I I helped a disabled kid beat the enderjoggin in Minecraft
And then you do like AI you make a hums look like disabled in the video, and then you're just showing
You don't have like you don't have fucking two hours of your fucking AIDS on test
But that's why
Alright, let's go.
Alright, do it, so no, no, I can't.
Guys, we need to push past Challenger.
We're doing Forza, and on top of it, I also have to record shit.
Dude I'm beat that shit in a day. Yeah, but it's not just that it's also a thing to like
Like okay real talk one of the other reasons why I don't really want to do it. I'll tell you guys, okay?
It's cuz Jinx he's been hyping up a Minecraft marathon for like what is it now two weeks
And it's like his whole thing is like he wants that like have Ron do it and all that kind of stuff
And it's like I don't want to sit there and try to like
take away from his hype you know I'm talking about because I don't want to
sit there and be like oh like how can I make it about me kind of thing you know
like I want to let him sit there you know like he has his moment it's gonna be
fucking crazy like let him enjoy it but don't make it a thing where then it
becomes like his entire chat being like yo dude Dante's don't some other are
gonna like beat it like I don't like take away from that
So now we're going to look on the top to bottom and look on the dragon.
Okay, I want to look on the wrappers and after I press look on the rest of the outside.
Now I feel bad W friend.
Haha, you guys are good.
You guys are good.
No worries.
Okay, so now we're going to look on the bot side and then afterwards we're going to look on the dragon.
What I want to do now is we'll play on the wolves, after the wolves?
We could both keep looking on the dragon and then they play on drum too.
The good news is that ADC is fucking smurfing now.
real it's like we're all challenging out
there's gonna be any variety today
uh no because it's gonna be a time bit of a shorter stream
but we are gonna be doing force at the moment let's give me a fuck on this one
yeah I want to see if I can actually have a nice chance
Noooo, don't shit, Ogham, listen, it's about ideas, but for me it's just a thing where
like, fuck me, that's the last.
No, but don't shit, Ogham, because at the end of it's an idea, you know what I mean?
People have ideas, don't you think?
I just thought for me, I'll tell you the reason why, it's because when you're in the
league scene and you have ideas and you try doing innovative content, something that you
notice is that everyone tries to hop on the bandwagon, and when you sit there and you
will spend like, for example, there have been times where I would sit there and I would
spend weeks hyping up a clan that was in another region or sitting there and hyping up an idea
for sub-a-thon you know things like that and then it would be like I would see
that other people with like one day before I was like gonna start doing
mind they'd be like oh yeah by the way I'm doing one too you know and it would
always be like dude really like you know what I mean like bro like I only sent
that donation because I was about to get GM and now I am grinding for after a
colossal lose streak that's why you decided you that's actually crazy I'm gonna be
John is like gem to d4 is actually wild
lock in full
actually well
now we got a lock in on the game
guys stop flaming people come on my let's just focus on the gameplay you know
I mean just focus on the gameplay we're good we look for the top to bottom we're
gonna be fine
But guys listen life is good bro we're challenger bro we're challenger we're grinding we're
fucking winning every game we don't need a hate on anyone bro like we're fucking vibing
you know what I mean like we're good bro it's a fucking winners queue kind of day like
I'm feeling 1100LP by the end of today's stream.
I want to look on the boss and then after boss I will see you there.
Whaaaaaat?
Oh shit, they were the best for pre-shot. Thank you.
I've never heard heroes before but I might put on a little bit of it on after but I don't know if you saw but we have a
Dante's live channel to that uploads videos every day
I want to look on the uh I want to look on the gromp after blue like we legit just
Let's play Gromp after blue, and then we can bokeh look on the uh, honestly probably
like either crab or something bot lane.
Like either of those could actually work really well.
Whaaaaat?
Alright, so.
We will.
Now it's time for us to get her going fucking crazy.
Dante's, how do you feel about a new player picking up fiddle sticks?
You can! Like a Moki fiddle, I'd say it's like a pretty good pick for like a new player.
Honestly, God. Wow.
Okay, so we have winning mid, winning bot, but I'm feeling really happy with this game so far.
And I'm gonna be scaling.
Let's, let's have bot. I want that bot.
If someone is mid, then it means that we're probably with like,
Like if we can tell Scrubs maybe but I think it would already be gone.
Diving bot getting driven by Cashion?
Let's see if we're coming.
No we're going fucking crazy Caden!
We're actually going fucking crazy today.
Okay, so we're only missing 50 gold for Kha'Zix, I'm gonna be honest, I don't wanna wait for it.
Thank you, Ron.
Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
I've been loving it recently.
Thank you.
Bye.
you
because I thought it was the ones.
I'm gonna bring the smith here.
I knew that he was about to jump but it's like I contained myself bro.
Oh I had to fucking contain myself there you guys have no idea how hard that was.
I'll keep on my Q to dodge though so I know what was actually really sick.
What I want to do is I just want to play for the wolves.
I don't really think I want to look for anything topside right now.
I mean like any ganks. Just farming, getting my infinity edge is going to be so crazy.
I'm holding on to my W during case I'm pretty slow hanging around.
There we go.
I mean, I'll call you rock, she'll go fire with it.
What the fuck was that?
The news is it's only one camp and I still got my infinity edge so I'm actually like
very happy right now.
But I'm not gonna lie to you guys, I'm actually very happy with current game you say right
now.
So guys I'd love if we could actually play on this trap here.
I don't want to play too deep, we don't have Nautilus.
Guys, I'm gonna be honest and I'm not lying when I say this
It's 100% the music's fault
No, no, it's actually music
Like this time it actually wasn't even the voices.
Alright guys, bots are topping into Baron.
I knew my last show was bad.
Wow, this game just became a lot harder.
only for the sub
only for the sub now
ok
like I'm never getting one shot
It's fine. We got her flashed down, now we kill her next fight.
Holy shit. I need a cuter dodge send result.
I
I'm not gonna bother getting shield boating if you're already out of serpents.
Shen fucked us. Shen just fucked us. Oh my god, the Shen just fucked us. The Shen
just fucked us if the shen if the shen would have haunted the rise we would have won the
game
wow I actually can't believe we just lost because of that
if the shen would have haunted rise we would have won the game
wow
If Shen taunts Vice, we actually win the game though.
Ah, the CC was just a showing that I came unfortunately, yeah.
like that's actually wild bro
Q up again? Oh yeah, we can't stop Qing after a game like that dude.
Like after a game like that you cannot stop Qing.
Well, don't forget, the only difference between this build and the other one is the fact that
on 3rd item you start building health.
So there would have been no actual difference up until the point that the game was up.
the hands of nerds one super them that the sub as well
yes
deliver been no difference
and uh... gorthy at them it's one so much and pete at them the prime
fuck i want to get some food and like reduce energy
why would you know on a blind pic so now
good and with these guys hard we started looking for something to play like a big
shadow the world ain't all sunshine and rainbows it's a very mean and nasty place
and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you
there permanently believe you me and nobody is gonna hit as hard as like but
It ain't about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit.
They keep moving forward, how much you can take.
They keep moving forward.
I
Guys Greek yogurt it is a scope
We need to get it done now
if
Hey, Dante, I know I am late, but PLX don't hurt me here, it's your cut for my salary.
Bro! I am not a cartel boss!
You do not have to give me cuts of your salary for protection.
Alright.
Dude, I do know how to prospect.
Like prospecting jungles are just so horrible.
That's so nice.
Is this guy serious?
It will beat you to your knees and keep you there coming like you let it.
You, me and no one, is gonna hit as hard as light.
But it ain't about how hard you get in. It's about how hard you get dead yet.
It can do all in one. How much you can take.
I think it's actually better for me to go down in this game than it is here.
Because you have no magic damage.
What flavor is he? Yogurt? Uh, normal.
Just some OG Grigio.
Nice. I only put it right now. I'm firing right now.
you
I
Then they said that and they buffed that I know for the first time in like literally 10 patches on the same patch that they released
So $300 skin that fucking chairs it
about shit like that oh yeah it's just a coincidence my fucking pass bro could
have done it any other patch fuck off as if anyone's gonna believe that that
fucking voted below me dude
Okay now we just found the wolves and then after wolves I want to see if I can look towards
I mean look I can just farm to dusk like I'm not really in a rush
I'm gonna be honest like we need some micro music
Look at me, I need a little bit of white girl music right now for the vibes to go crazy.
There's a pounding in my head!
Well, already fucked this one up.
I'm going to go rafters and after to look on the rocks.
Oh god.
Nice.
So, how am I supposed to have the box looking up at each other?
So we're almost at the box looking up at each other.
The Lux is gonna look back on me.
Hi guys, have some good news.
The good news is that we can only look for a dust can dot on Max's box.
Highlander's stuck on maybe a top-to-bottom out there, I'll say.
I
Saw double like he's way too far back and he has to work
And they actually really nice
Are you fucking
fucking piece of shit.
I'm not sure about that base.
Now, because the problem is that if Grimm's gets a good gang call plot,
then he could actually look for Dragon after him.
Alright, let's go.
Please launch abilities.
Alright, both the path bought out of base actually works, thank god.
I know the most beautiful thing about it is that it's dragon.
I don't know what the fuck you think you're going buddy boy.
Suck it!
Invade my wolves again!
Sorry, I'm taking out a bit.
She had us here.
I'm instantly going to crab out of base.
Alright, let's do it guys.
Crab into top to bot.
I just want to get to the car.
Oh, Chesa Chesa Chesa.
Every time they turn their lights down.
Just want to go the next mile for you.
They'll make display of affection.
I feel a little clean on the dana today guys, I'm not gonna fucking lie.
I
Also, I'm on the screen
Sun check jiddy stream with you already go live
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
you
You
Oh
How are we done kill someone I'm
Oh my god that hook was crazy.
Okay guys, we really need randoms right now.
Oh god. I mean, shit, the jinx is trying to try to push me.
I ain't trying to sort of magize, so okay.
Yeah.
Magize for Riftmaker.
I
Guys I'm not gonna lie, bro. It's taking the rough faster now
I've learned from the secrets we've hidden down the street
Everyone dies, everyone lies
They're waiting for the time to turn their heads
Everyone tries to fall into their lives
We know one's alive, alive, alive
I'm gonna be honest here, I'm trying everything I can, but I can't do it.
The bloody fly is ready for the last, and why, why, why, why?
Like I can get time to run this route.
But Cassante needs Vanduun, so literally only 80 damage is crit.
This one is hard guys, I'm not gonna lie. I'm giving it everything I have though.
Nice, my W hat barely 0.1 seconds.
Oh
Wait, it's a guy down now
I'll see the moment when there will be sunlight
I will see the moment
There will be sunlight
It's killing me to see that we're coming here
Just that magic say I would never know
Hey, I'm serving up a ton of tea
They wanted me to get away
But they showed me what to say
What to say, what to say
They showed me that we're the same
I'm taking this!
So I'm giving it my all!
I'm a chipper!
I'm not a fool!
I don't want to be in this world!
I am free!
I don't want to be in this world!
I don't want to have to go!
I'm into him!
Into him!
Guys, I'm low giving this game
single five of my team right now
Holy f**k
Thing is, I know about Serpent, so our game actually does become way more playable in all honesty.
Because we don't have to worry about anything that's shielding anymore.
What are you explaining about?
You stupid moron, you're groupie.
I can't believe it
All my life I've been beating
Because they sit there waiting
I'm going to heal
Until I have it
I can't believe it
Long for your heart's not beating anymore
I rest for you
Just cannot wait
I don't know
You're always going to have to tell us what's wrong
Oh my god, you know I'm literally just stacking elixirs cause I am beyond football but I can't
She has.
Jinsa is getting her next item now, she's gonna be telling us the truth. She already is.
My life, I've been waiting for you
Never, I've been here to kill me
And set this free
I've been waiting for the one
I've been waiting for someone
I've been waiting for you
Come here and kill me
There might be a chance
I
Don't
I can't hop.
you
I'm kidding, can you probably get 8000 shielding?
Like literally probably get 8000 shielding, I'm kidding.
But that's a option, same.
Wow.
I told you, stop playing today.
It's a cursed day.
Bro, do you not understand? I don't give a fuck. Every day is a cursed day if you're not good enough to carry.
What don't you get? Every day is a cursed fucking day if you're not good enough to carry.
Wow, what an insane one dude.
It's like, compare the team KDAs bro.
Wow.
Give me the last pick.
What's your all-time highest finish?
All-time peak, 1000, I believe.
It was like, what's it, what was it, let me see, I should have it.
I think it was like 1300.
It was like 1300, I think.
I'm going to be honest my team is full ad
Please like Malfit or Ornn, we need a fun line in Gage time, please I'm begging you
bro.
I don't like this, I don't like this guys, because if I lock in you my team is full AD.
This is ass. This is ass.
Oh, this is ass.
I could go down.
God, I'm gonna go down.
Once I go, I'm gonna go bathroom.
This is gonna come from me, you need to change your curves and be
oh my god this should be a good game let's go
I
Let's go time to get done. I'm gonna start on my wolves in case of my rapid indication baits me
Nice good
Okay guys, I'm gonna be honest, I genuinely think Diana was like the best pick I could
have gotten this game.
Well, it's because the $300 Diana skin is just like a slightly better version of this
one.
You know what I mean?
So it's like why would we sit there and spend $300 on this skin?
Well we could just get this one for 20, that's like the same.
Like the 3001 is on it wrongfully just like a chroma.
It's a jitter chroma, like let's call it how it is, please.
It's literally a chroma.
Okay, so gun about center
Well the good news is we're rocking cheese that invaded by Belveth
Really guys oh come on
I don't know over say though because if I over say come
nice yes no fucking no
Alright, talk to you all fuckers.
It's having fun today bro, today's a fucking battle, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm new with being able to do generational performances every game and it's like we're
shutting water.
Well one went up right now but it's like, I'm playing in a way where it's honestly
kind of crazy to be real here.
Was that what you learned?
Hope you wasn't too bad.
Got to lay down to the sun.
Here we come.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Here we come.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Okay, but I really, really, really want to do now.
This is how it looks like on boss time to dragon.
I wish I hadn't know what go on is here.
This is pretty risky.
Like if I was playing last year, I would never go for a play like this because I just
didn't play for a list like the promo consistent thing.
But on that I know the same list and that's necessarily true.
well you're not just gonna lc I wanted just because you resist you know
even if she smites us out of my mind I got all the minis
Okay, we're in a really good spot, honestly, like, listen, securing that dragon, I like
it.
I kinda like the omnidamp last game, by the way.
Alright, let's get it done now.
Why aren't you hitting your Q in the center, cause you don't need to.
The honest Q does the same amount of damage, whether it hits the center or whether it only
hits the fine.
That's always the same damage.
Knowing that hitting it in the center does, is it makes it so that like, you get a little bit more Ailee damage, but like Ailee potential, right?
If you lose to Bada Apple at some point in the saw, you have a bro who's playing Balba, he's a cheesing Balba's one trick like,
And came my friend. It's very helpful for others and you'll feel like God. I swear Dante. That's okay
My phone
I can do it soon you can just go sit down
I did but I'm not taking drugs on okay, like even if I have autism. I don't care. I'm not taking any like a
fucking drugs
I'm gonna be honest, wait, I might shed and realize there's 100, holy fuck, thank you.
But no, for me the thing about it bro is that I never want to get used to taking drugs or
like pills or anything like that, because the thing about it is, I feel like I would
not be the same, and it's like I like me, and even if it's harder to concentrate, focus,
whatever it might be. It's my life, you know. And I'll just accept that. I'd rather be like
an imperfect normal than a perfect, like, addict, you know what I mean?
Nice.
He said to take this thing called DXM.
Okay.
To be the art editor here, just because you medicate for your mental health, to be maybe
a functioning piece of humanity, you're not an addict.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, so not everyone that takes stuff for their mental is an addict.
Summary phrase.
I am about to be some kind of pill popper, no, I'm kidding.
Ah, yeah, I don't know.
For me it's just like not a thing in the cards.
Where's your addicted to League?
And what about it?
Baby, does it make you feel better than Challenger now?
No.
Because like you hit Challenger but not against so much time, but you didn't hit it in the
time that you were given, which makes you basically like a loser.
It's like having a test in math and like once a test is happening, you don't know any answers,
you fail the test but then like a week later you're like, well now I know the answers,
okay, what does that bring me?
So you're saying that if I was a student, I should be like jerking off in class
Your body is my body now what
Dude, no
Yo, my body is not your body though. You cannot gas like me into taking your autism drugs
You can't kill motherfuckers, don't you?
What?
That's the best pep room in the world.
You're basically getting paid to entertain other people,
so you're probably some type of prostitute.
Yeah, true, I'm a prostitute, but for brain instead of body.
So you're a mental prostitute.
Yep.
Oh, that's fucking cancer.
Well, guys, it looks like we're having yet another game that's just fucking cancer, so...
Oh man.
Oh dude!
Fuck!
Alright, let me sub.
Every game has been so fucking difficult.
But sorry.
The good news is that I can probably carry out as the game gets longer.
got longer gonna be honest you guys playing me once to see if I get
look on the uh...
Nice.
Yeah, I think as I got it back off, because if I don't, then I just let it go off.
swan was in the bun
oh my god!
oh sorry
are you okay?
oh fuck
I screwed my pipe in
are you alright?
sorry about that
alright, I'm good
Let me just look on the raptors all the way to gromp and then after that you can play on the cap
Yeah, this game might actually be winnable, Loki
lowkey
That's what if I told you I'm not even bullshit. Wow
There's no unarmed shitting you that one boy shares this song she can literally do like this scream singing part of it perfectly
like with it when they're saying they're fucking
Oh! Oh!
Play it!
KIDDAAA BEEEA
SHUT DOWN THE OOOFER!
And nek nek, and nek nek nek nek nek nek nek
To the left
and there
and little and little and there
It's a little, it's a little, it's a little
Yeah!
Visionary
Veneto
I just want all to say
Gagin' and making note
I'm spinning out of control
That I wanna know
Little fire in
This could not be yours
Feel the weight of my head
It could not be yours
You circle in a flame
Cuts on the altars
It could all be yours
Man, it takes a while to the screaming comes, Stuntus
Like, go, go like more
More?
Stop there
No!
Yeah
Okay guys, ready?
I'm ready
I was born for this
Okay
UGH!
you
So the only top laner is 4 levels up on our action, we're gonna see my dash on the top.
Why do we even do anything, I am sorry.
Like listen, if I could actually somehow get Zonius, it's gonna be insane.
Like, I think I need Zonius not even to win, but just to be able to function against him.
Because right now it feels literally impossible to even function this game.
Oh my god.
the
well
six hundred away
you guys know about the fucking donald
best hack of the world
and
guys listen if we in some home out and should get a pair on this dragon it
could be okay
Yo you guys know what the fuck is doing?
That's not what I'm talking about.
The jacks are just no more baron now.
As long as we don't lose the game off that, it's super good for us.
you
I got you
Okay, I got you then
Had to be to hug her my flick I always get some by them
well either you invade them or you hope that your team doesn't ends maybe you
need to one of the other is the 5k offer serious cuz I am considering it but I
could use this money to get high dolphin ball I mean yeah I'll literally
hump a SpongeBob plushie for two minutes straight for 5k yeah sure
expensive version like it's actually that's serious you remember the new
odinus in the expensive version no I don't think so bro I think we'd win if
our team didn't have cancer like genuinely
but I think Loki that's what it would be nice and all my team isn't even
trading me I'm first picking me if it goes bad it is what it is bro
It's like low key if it goes bad it is what it is bro that's all I'm gonna say
The difference between the on hit and crit for you, the difference is like how effective
this for a start of tanker squishies all right guys we need to go crazy now but I'm
I'm gonna be honest, we have the E locked in, but we need to win.
So far, in my team combo, it's absolutely horrible to master you, though.
I don't know what the fuck they're doing.
I just found out today that I failed my year.
Yippee!
Okay, it's not really something to be, right?
You know what?
Respect for being happy over it.
I kind of want to go cut this game.
Alright, we're doing cat 1 million percent.
Like, I wanted to do lethal!
you
You know I don't care let her get her afters effect like a by getting a dragon plus God for a killer so worth
Okay, so now let's say we reset and we look on top to bot full clear, right?
Guys, I'm telling you, if we can just solve the game out for literally, this isn't even
a joke.
We saw the game out for literally three items, I insta-kill everyone on your team.
Like it's actually gonna be crazy, but we're gonna be capable of...
Oh my god, there's something in there.
But we can do now, so we can just go like, roll this all the way to Krax, and then we should be able to look on the, uh, on the plot side as well.
I
Chubs
Chubs are gonna hear what the crazy one are you right for it?
It's like we're about to give chubs a half chop right now, and I'm fucking trolling.
She's going to get the Grubb's by Kingkawas, I'm going to check her bot side for it.
As long as I play for gold game, that's all that matters.
Wow that's still turning.
Yeah, but her rappers are probably gone. That's why like I'm afraid I'm gonna be assumption that rappers already gone
That's just my dad
No, I go see him. I'm welcome. Thank you
That's what I can so
Yes, I'm gonna be honest we really needed just like not fight right now, okay
I
Didn't use those we can actually have these robbers. It's gonna be a super good thing for us
I
Oh
Rescue but it's gonna be okay
I don't like this bro. I feel like we go for it and then we just get cops on my 3.
Yeah, no, you're good. I mean, we went over it. It's not your fault. The reason why I'm lost was because of the ride game time machine.
They filled you toplan and put you against a fucking child. It's a time issue.
I listened to it when I am locked in iron free by the way
Okay, I don't know if we want to have an iron free level lock and now it's to be honest. Well, I'll see I'll see
Thank you
We look on this here
Oh
Well, are you fucking retarded can you fuck off?
But what is wrong with this guy, bro? You're dropping the wave mitt to give me cancer
hashtag furry now shows like what the fuck even is this
the
to make up on the uh...
I'll never be able to fight this.
What?
I
Fakura got some my code been huge. Okay, so just look for the top to Bob
That can't be mad about I'm saying that here on the slow go
I wonder if I could ever win this one, Blonde.
But how long does her off last, who fucking gave me that?
I mean, I'm pretty sure they actually killed this here. Not even bullshitting. Yeah, kill
us ass, get him. Nice, very good bro. Okay, so we're going to get this here and then now
Now we got settling towards icing.
Is Obsession a good movie like people say?
I'm eager to watch it.
Uhhhhhhh.
Yeah, I would say so.
It's a very like original concept and they executed it very well.
And I know it's about you
Someday, when garlic seeds come high
Only by sounding for the skies
I will say nothing, I'll kick you to find you
Because I know you're alive when you're out of place
So just stay and let me hold you back
I say, take it home, now
You'll just go round and round
Until I bring you home
You just got to clear upwards and then we're gonna look on the uh... the health.
Okay so now what we have to do is we look on the raptors and see what was done again.
How much ball do you know on movies?
Oh me, uh... meh.
Well I'm gonna be honest with you, Lord is more of a movie watcher.
That Earl Bass on the front walker.
Okay, so you know what I want to do is I just want to play on the health and I'm gonna
should be able to make what I'm trying to do
I
Don't want to give a nice little move to be fucking done
I'm gonna be honest, I'm worried she's gonna ult in, sure.
Oh
Shoei jumps what the fuck
Which I'm seven five pre-shot. Thank you, bro. Okay. I'm gonna drop my health for her then I'm gonna recall in my
Somebody I've named jungle for seven years and tried support and felt unstoppable because of the map awareness
I've gained from jungle. What are some supports that won't get me doxed?
Get a pocket pick listen
You really want to carry games without support? You learn Pantheon. That champion is retarded.
And like you can run around the map solo killing everyone and everything.
Pantheon and Elise though, those are going to be the two where it's like you're going to be able to solo carry your team with them.
And like maybe Camille as well.
can you put on your boss and then grab him?
Like I literally just want to farm until I have my my all the arts can be so crazy for us
So we cannot kill the Shyvon until at least all the items are on.
They're gonna take a bervel on this housebud
15 seconds of Ironsub.
They're chillin' on about 40% prayer or not.
No, no, no, no, no.
Trust me.
I FUCKING HATE A LATE!
Oh my god.
Nice, well played.
Nice, well played bro.
Top to bottom, we're going to look on the dragon after.
So we need this one more item
Literally all we need is one more item
Wait, the Shyvana took that
I'm going to kill you.
So listen, if we can just farm our own Wolves and clear our bot side then we have enough
for our LDR.
It's the best you build in your opinion, it really depends on the game.
And a game like this I think Crit is just so insane because like if you go on hit this
game the Akshan can get away from you, right?
Both Crit and you literally go on top of him and you auto twice these items and then...
It's like retarded this shit you're able to do.
The only issue is that you're literally borderline worthless until three items.
Whereas with the other one, I feel like you have more card potential on item two.
Like way more.
So you give up a little bit of card potential on item two to have way more on item three
when it comes to crap.
it's just fucking it's like
nice who's getting fucked on now at least you fucking dirty bitch
Nice, very good.
They're losing all their barons, huh?
I'm going to be able to get another cloak of agility now too.
If I go for the blue then I know Elise is just going to be there and kill me.
So I need to reset him.
All DR and other cloak, perfect.
Hey guys, hear me out. All we have to do now is you just play on the dragon and then after us we look for a winning play.
It's looking super good for us right now.
We need someone else to engage, I'm not walking up ever.
why are we even doing that
I think we can do that, it's like...
I don't know what to do with this.
greats we can kill him right now
I don't know if I can land off that.
I'm gonna make an end off, fellas.
FUCK! Wait, can I?
Oh my god.
Worst case, it's so super depressed, I don't wanna-
WHAAAAAT?!
No, they can't.
one more camp reset and then we'll get our elixir varen
i now have a 700 health shield, 670 to be exact
bro that is like huge, that is unironically 25% of my health bar instantly
I don't have enough gold to be able to afford it.
fun to get a spike at minus I'll just make this spike 15% crit instead
I
Smothered you're a fucking retard
You guys see what I mean when I was telling you that you like literally outscale on hits
so hard with this build?
Like by the time you get to 3 items you're literally Thanos, like you're literally God.
You just run in and you launch out everyone and everything.
Holy FUUUUUUUCK!
Bro can we please start winning some games?
Enough of this win-lose-win-lose bro please!
We need a win streak bro seriously.
We genuinely need a win streak.
Is this our challenger?
Yes, we are.
We are.
You should literally only play Yi to rank 1, you're awesome.
you
You
So we just play on the Raptors someone but for the rest of outside and we just went
Let's hear just can be boths all the way to ground and then it's uh, completely just
game over.
As we win this one, we're up 2 wins on the day which is low key what we need right now.
After the day we've been having so far, we need to get some fucking wins under our belt.
Okay sir, any way that my Aphelios kills them here.
You know what my Aphelios could have gotten at least one, we've been so much better.
I must find this just so I can get a fully charged W off here.
I'm not going to use my E though.
I'm going to be honest, the reason why I fought here was because I was sure that Katerina
would be waiting over here till I go on the sniper kill on me.
Alright, so now what we'll do is we'll just see if we can play on the top to bot.
nice
i'm gonna be honest i'm really surprised that chunnel was actually able to make it all the way up there
okay so now what we're gonna do is we're just gonna play on
cams dragon, if we got dragon then it should just make the game a complete free run
So I'm pretty sure the way it works is with this matchup in particular, you probably don't
win until like you either get one item or you have like better conditions on him.
I don't think we're going to try fighting the channel anymore.
I was scattering and calling everyone a pedophile.
Because the thing is, you're trying to like...
act like the old heads in the league scene that used to be like really toxic to be able to like get followings.
But it's like there's a difference between being toxic and then like forcing that toxicity to like be your entire personality which is just so cringe.
Like I'm very toxic right?
But it's like I don't make toxicity my entire fucking personality.
All right.
Yeah, no, no, these guys are disabled.
So what we'll do then is I'll see if I can just land TopCab then.
If the loot comes straight to TopCab, we have numbers at 9-tage.
I have to look for an invade, 99% chance of an implying.
What?
No, the fact that I'm on this is actually fucking crazy.
Oh.
Yeah, I mean the Simo's already dead if he walks up.
Okay, one of the Brightside was able to get one kill.
On the not-so-Brightside rash, you don't need so much.
But realistically, I should be able to scale this game.
The only problem is that now I'm going to get invaded on my Redbuff and Paraguse, everything.
Okay so good news is that Dando's doesn't know how to play with the lead.
Or not on all of us, but trying to channel.
So with this we'll just play on the rest of our clearing and then I'll see if I can
the uh...
on the other side
I'm a little worried that if she's walking there it means I'm trying to get invaded, but...
Kinda just says what it is.
First case, I just flashed over this wall.
I'm gonna be real if you guys, this is a rough game, it's gonna be hard to win but it's
still 100% doable. All we're going to need is one good fight, unironically, one good
fight I carry.
I don't want to know all this because this part is just going to horror away.
I mean, it's just one of those games, but I'm not gonna lie.
all right guys this game is very fucking hard holy shit
I mean this we've come back from worst like you remember yesterday I won't put a relay
out of game or we're on for them we still ended up carrying
I need is one shot on we get set up for one shot on them we'll just carry the game
take this right here
or so now what we need is we need to get our
this and then start building glances guys if I get that thousand gold bounce on
I'm not encountering, I'm trying to already begin this all time.
So the good news is that the loot listens to me and then we end up getting the kill for
a nice-
Guys I'm actually starting to scale by the way, I hope you guys understand this.
Now literally all we need is that thousand gold bounty on Katerina, that thousand gold
The bounty gets me my second Iron Man something.
I'm going to be honest if I crash that shot, it should have been insane, like I generally
don't understand how it's even possible.
We just gotta get second item now all we need is second item everyone this shit
I think I'm gonna go with that sands and then after that sands we might go
Terminus
Yo, you guys know motherfucking don't best hacker in the world
Well guys, it's looking hard, but it's not looking impossible
I mean I have my second item now, hold on let me set up, let me set up, I have my second item now, now I can get it done.
I don't know if I'm building the full tank.
Maybe I just go like a memoir item like some.
I feel like match resistance on the reach of my entire character.
I don't have to get us like a fourth item.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm not sure what to do with the
So now, Katarina, Chundo, Ezreal, those are the kills we need to get.
Like even if they get these kills, it doesn't do anything for them, it's just a good thing
fucking AIDS. It's not just AIDS for me but it doesn't actually do anything for
their game.
Okay so it seems that we got our hex credits. What would be our next item? I think now we
have to go K-Nex, low key.
It's a Terminus.
she should have done that, he could just halt out now
Yeah, I'll see you in a while.
I
Know you guys know motherfucking don't that's happened in the world
a
I
Can't
she says no white stuff. I'm gonna be honest guys I don't even think I'll make it on this one.
I'll say no.
Thank you.
Oh, I'm lucky dude.
My entire team was full fucking pieces of shit.
Dude, fuck.
But why does every game today have to be like this?
You know what I mean? Like literally every game, bro.
Literally every game is just like one bit on the loose.
It's so disgusting.
Thank you.
Honestly, even when I won B9, I still lose. That's mostly the same part.
win loss win loss win loss
and the worst part is I'm plus or nine minus thirty one
so it's like everyone lost is minus twelve p
I'll be
For Washington for about
Shafts is what I'm hearing. Yes. I should shaft the burp. Yes
But maybe if we're both together we're more likely to keep each other alive like I really don't know
So what do you think if we go together down the cave is it safer or less safe?
Yes, or no
Dixie it's been about two and a half hours, and we haven't even gone to the nether yet. Yeah, but keep moving. Hey, we got each other, bro
This is true. This is true. This is actually true. This is hard with bandage moment. Okay, so I dig down or should we look for a cave chat?
What's like the most best way to do this?
I think here guys I think if we go
Guys, what do you think it's safer if we go together
They're saying to go for a cave don't dig down go for a cave. Yeah, follow me
Just gotta look for like an opening
It'll come to us though. That's how to speak runners. There's some like ten minutes
We're looking good
Looking good me help
Nice, let's go. It would suck to like die and restart, but I'm assuming we're not to be used to why I said why even put that in
The air bro. This could be the run for all we know you guys know motherfucking don't
Oh, that's heckled with the world
Yeah, the same to go into the cave together guys, what's the longest I do a minecraft mouth I never took
Y'all should make out romantically if you finish it less than one day. We uh, I get a time out of that guy
Appreciate my mods that she did a job
God I love this music. God I love it.
Something will do in two minutes, no way.
What a peaceful game, yeah. It's peaceful until we go to the nether and then we have a bunch of people.
No, don't say anything negative. The nether is fine.
True. True. Actually true.
The end is easy, the nether is easy, it's all gonna be okay.
Wait, what is that? Is that another village?
What is that?
Ow.
The Kaisen add on the speed one, how many days does it take them?
It looks like a log cabin.
It kind of looks like a, why is there a black chicken here?
Ron, come here.
I met a friend.
Wait, there's a little fucking villager here, huh?
Ha.
But Roshan are losers today today.
Ha.
Like this is actually such a disgusting loser's giveaway.
I
Don't go into his house
Hey, what the fuck is this?
Black miss or no run look he made something here
What is that spare and repair and disenchant? Wait what?
I don't know that is the chat saying mooda. Oh, he does have a big nose
It's not on jack-o-lantern
This is like the first time I take a look at purple bad. Whoa. What is the chat thing?
I'm gonna make a second Greek yogurt this morning
I know so oh my god well we should look he murdered them no hey hey no no no
he said don't sell anything bro but look at him he's so cute he's so cute no
they're useless bro they're actually fucking worthless
fucking dodge that
bro why are you hitting the miner
he's a miner dude
no I am come on
let's move
there's creeper here
how's there creeper in day time
they can spawn inside the shade
I bless you with winners kill
let's hope it works
okay well I'm a noob
don't be a noob
Oh
You're fine, dude
Josh, I just start digging low key. No, are we should we look for diamonds or go to another whoa sunset?
Not happy
Sunset number three. Yep, that is beautiful
It's actually maybe take a picture of it because it's very wholesome
This is so beautiful. Can everyone just so run. I just got an update the bath bombs are arriving at four tomorrow
I
Does it take a whole day to order bath bomb number one and then number fucking two? Why did you wait are they gonna bathe together fucking bath tub stream with you, dude
We'll see you on day two bro run should we sleep now cuz it's dark. Yes, good. Yes
All right guys, let's go
I
See you guys. Oh my god
Guys, I'm gonna be real with you.
The enemy team literally has the unholy combat doom.
Why am I not trying?
Holy fuck it bro.
This is literally the comp of doom.
Please do a no water until rank 1 challenge.
I'm gonna be honest, I lowkey owe it to you guys for that.
Okay, now all we have to do, okay, listen up.
We literally just looked for a top to bottom full clear.
That is literally all we have to do.
Alright. Crag's all the way to Gromp, and then we just hook on the crab.
Alright, so let's see what we can do now.
I think my best angle, honestly, is that he's just like scaling.
But the issue with scaling this game is that I'm too much of a turret, so that's why I'm
just a little bit worried.
is he really challenger?
yeah today has been a really disgusting day though to be honest
it's a miracle that we're even in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the
We got a mask and two at the end son
And a crispy thongpong pop up
Okay, it's too initial
I'm gonna feel you to actually be able to look on the crab chair.
Nice.
I mean even if Ziggs shows us how his bomb is, I'll give a fuck, bro.
So the good news is we ended up getting Kill on Graves and then our top laner is also turn
out.
But let's say we might actually end up winning this game.
Thank fucking Christ dude.
That's the only one we needed.
Look it's here, let's get a license.
Peek, that's a good job, bye.
No I'm telling you now guys, we're actually going to win this one.
Now guys, we're actually gonna run this one easy. I want to switch up the music though
All right
Okay, best angle right now is there just like on top to bottom to dragon
guys you think we're gonna get a free win yes or no you think this is gonna be
the time where we actually get a free win yay or nay is it actually gonna
happen right now
my foot isn't even good this split yeah but to be fair it's like just on the
literally shits on any and all tanks
i'm not going to like to be running top at five minutes when it's like a song
is
like that that's like legit crazy
I
She had not killed him if she used her W there.
Like am I crazy? I don't think I am.
Are we new variety today?
I'm not today, but we're gonna be doing it tomorrow.
Tomorrow we're gonna be playing Force Up.
I really want to look on this song.
And now the real question is what Graves have as upgrades to my guess or no.
The outside question on it honestly changes everything.
Yeah, I don't feel like going for anything bot, because if I go for bots then there's
It's a good chance that Graves can raise my Cobb slide.
I'm up for the variety. Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
Low-key excited for it.
Alright, let's get down now.
Yeah, but that's why you need to just knock off for those dragons.
Well I know it's cancer to hear but you just say knock off for those dragon plays.
Have your lenders on a plow then just say this what it is they fucking suck
that can be clear on that
you have to
bro how it aids is this
ok so i think that last time when i was on seat just like pro bots at the top
i don't even get to look on the grubs here
Oh
Alright, see you in the future
I'll miss it
So we're gonna do this after the evolves I'll try to look on
you
I think we actually might just have to play on the dragon son, but I thought this game
would just be like an easy as fuck win, but we might actually have to play a little bit
safer.
Fiddlesticks is low-can underrated champion.
Um, I don't disagree with you.
The thing about Fiddle is that his clear is so like, particular, and most people aren't
willing to like, spend the hour in practice or whatever it is, like, learn it.
That's why.
Yeah, I'm gonna be real through guys. I think we might just have to go Glensus and Theranorns.
If I chase this, it's completely useless, I also just got these wolves and then Scythia's
spot side or even recent and look on the dragon
did you used to go to Rosemary high school yeah video about it dude you know
it was actually so bad I got traumatized when I went back to high school
because I hadn't gone back in like years right and then at one point my
brother got invited to do this thing called a career fair which is where you
go and you talk about your job so he asked them oh would you want my brother
their don tests to come too.
So they accepted me, whatever I went there.
And I'm gonna be honest with you guys,
I'm honestly kind of glad they never invited me back
because the problem was is that online I say
and do crazy shit, right?
But for me, it's like it's online.
It's all fun and jokes and whatever.
We're having a good time and making people laugh cool.
But the issue is that when you see your old teachers
and your old teachers are asking you,
so what do you do for a living?
What do you do nowadays?
And then they're like, watching your videos, it makes it feel too real.
You know what I mean?
Like, it genuinely freaked me out for a while.
So for like two weeks after I did that, I was literally sitting there monitoring
what I was saying, because I was like, oh, well, uh, I don't want to sit there and
like, feel like I can't show people my content because like they might, you know,
like find it weird or whatever.
And then eventually I was just like, yeah, nevermind.
What the fuck am I doing?
Bro, fuck this shit.
Yeah, no, legit like traumatizing going back there.
They're jealous? Well, no, it's not even being jealous, it's just the thing of like,
because they're saying they're like, oh my god, you're doing so well, I'm so happy for you, like,
so what, what do you post? And then it's just like, uh, how do I tell you that?
I tell you that I pretend that my wife is my sister. You know what I mean? Like...
So it's so bad.
He's just watching you fuck SpongeBob, literally.
But I think the parents probably submit a bunch of complaints off, because like the next
year, like this year, they didn't invite me back to talk about anything, because I'm sure
some of the parents are like, oh, who is that guy?
they search up my shin they're like
that was actually thin as fuck by the way
sorry i'm going to bad now
i'm mad i'll say that
Yo, you guys know about the fuckin' DOLLE?
That's heck with the world.
Ooooooh, the flash are broke.
So you can never become an IRL streamer because you're actually unshameless?
Yeah, like, I'd never want to be an IRL streamer.
Because, like, putting people on camera that don't want to be on camera,
I'm like having to deal with those like awkward IRL like conversations and situations, I'd rather not, you know?
Like if I can just stream from my room and like have it be like chill, like I'd rather just do that, you know? Like I don't wanna...
I-I-I see why you're doing that, you know?
So I'm the wiki at a ward?
No.
FU-
You think heckerm is crying in the corner now because you got he got placed by yee. I mean it was only matter of time
But we'll talk
All right guys, so the good news is now we have random wins
This should make our game way easier to play
20 seconds off.
God, dude, what the fuck was that damage, even?
Like, literally, what the fuck even was that damage?
I got borderline one shot
Yeah, I guess I definitely have to do a hex plate next we need more tanks thoughts and
I'm doing buying commando them are but I don't mind if it's off
I
You know the entire kids first reset, I don't have all two of them
WFAR
fuck it's far too fast
bro fuck meeeeee
nice script shot though
look at him, dude I started playing out of my mind so crazy with these alpha strikes recently
do it
You guys have cancer. You guys are just out of cancer.
I mean, my team would just have cancer.
I know when I close my eyes, you'll hear
And that's the truth I keep right here
Alright, we're gonna look for a top to bottom
So old for you, it's crazy
Yeah, I mean, I don't know, these fights just feel really 8's for me to play
Oh my god, this is so counter.
It's so 8. I'm just gonna have to resist. Maybe I will just do Canak. I didn't want to,
but I think I have to. Like legit, I think I have to. Cause like, this shit, this just
feels so cancer.
Like I'd rather build a tank at him but then be alive twice as long and then southern be
like well no actually let me let me test the damage at him fuck.
Well the reason why we have to win this host is if we don't then we actually demote out
challenger which let's just say I really really do not want you're getting
High Focus, that's fucked up
and
I like it so much, so crazy
Cawksucker fine boys are learning the hard way.
So the good news is I'm actually getting a significance.
I'm on a tank in this now.
I
Was actually sit on this away 10 golden I'll get more survive
Don't fuck everything like like I literally build us a tank this team at 5 and want to function to damage items in the full tank
It's actually so disgusting but say about don't do it. Don't we just say you know
Pushman, pushman, and the Overcommend bottom, Overcommend men.
I
It literally just feels unplayable.
Like they can't end here but it's like bro what the fuck?
Cause like I have Randwins right, so I should counter their cred, but like their ADs are
literally so long-shotting me.
so why is our rise foot pushing right now why do you think foot pushing is what I call
It's this card that arises I don't want to be soul throwing the game I'm not even kidding
Like, it's actually loseable now.
We have fashions on, literally everyone, so my fighting gauge should be horrible.
I'm going to be honest, maybe I shouldn't have quit this game though.
Yep, we lost.
So listen, yep, so guys we lost, but good news is, good news is that we're still only
one win off Chow, okay?
So what that means is that tomorrow, we're gonna reclaim it.
Like I'm gonna be honest, today was unironically an unlucky day.
Like every single game just followed complete shit, every single game.
Like all the games we won felt horrible, the games we lost felt horrible, like, today was overall just like a really bad day of solo queue.
Like it was just a really really really bad day.
But, it's alright though, so I'm out. Tomorrow will be better.
And uh, gone off there in the sub, ahead there in the prime, uh, how there in the once and got part of there in the sub, welcome. Thank you.
So anyways guys, we're gonna call it a cure. I want to thank guys all so much for the follow say.
Uh, for all the subs, give subs, resubs, everything like that. Thank you guys all so much as well for that.
bit of a shorter stream today but it's okay tomorrow I'm going to lock it in so tomorrow
we're going to be doing week and then afterwards we'll be doing reacts and then afterwards
it'll be Forza okay so we're going to be a bit of a variety stream tomorrow it should
be a lot of fun but anyways we guys all have an absolutely great rest of your night we
you guys all see Bob and I'll see you guys all again tomorrow for the top
hundred grind. Peace!