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so today um
Taco Tuesday would dream down
That will be probably in the next couple hours, but right now, YZ appreciate that fight, gets
it again.
We're gonna do the Taco Tuesday, we're dreamed out, and then after that, I think that's the
last thing, right now I'm finna go IRL, and we finna do this Capaholus car wash shit,
and then, you know, we talk about some shit, but I'm gonna be honest, y'all, it's something
that's been stressing me out.
I don't know who to bring the problem.
I haven't figured it out.
Like I've been going through my Instagram, bro,
scrolling up and down, bro.
I've been looking, but you know what it is, though?
Yeah, I know me.
Yeah, I know what I look like.
You know, I'm capable of being capable.
what I look like, you know I'm capable of being capable.
Skid on 504 with that big 20!
Fuck!
Yeah!
W motherfucking 25!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Oh man!
Um, man, that know I'm capable of being capable.
But you know what I'm thinking like, if I bring somebody that's not really in the streaming
space, right?
You see how you can be able to talk to your a** like I'm not.
Hold on.
Hey, ain't nobody, nobody written.
Where is the what?
The car wash.
Man, they gave them girls extra 50.
Here we go. I just got home.
Extra 50 for what?
What made it extra 50?
Because they want to, because they're trying to dip, right?
People, what the fuck are you talking about?
Babe, is everyone talking about money?
Oh, oh shit, never mind.
Nah, I'm finna come out, I'm finna come out in a minute.
Here's my brother, my brother wants to do his car wash.
So babe, put it together.
like the disciplinary, maybe in the group.
So I get a little nervous when he's not.
But, let me finish what I was saying.
Y'all know I'm capable of being capable, right?
You know what they mean.
But I'm like, damn, do I go with somebody
that's not in the space of streaming?
It can be very overstimulating.
You feel me?
Like, for instance, just for instance,
Say I ax a deal or something, right?
Or I ax like,
pool.
Who can I say?
Let's say I ax like Jenny Jackson.
You know what I'm saying?
Jenny Jackson is some shit like that, right?
Obviously she gonna say yeah, right?
I asked Jenny Jackson to go to the prom with me.
And then we get there, everybody wanna flicker with Jenny.
She overstimulates, now she wanna dip.
She don't, you know what I'm saying?
So I'm just thinking in my head, like, damn,
do I go with somebody that's in a space
or do I just find like somebody that I feel like
we look good together and turn
and somebody in different space and entertainment,
whether that's music, acting, whatever, boom, boom, boom.
So then I came up with this alternate idea, right?
Y'all tell me if this is a good idea, right?
many series hold on many series are you my prom date tell me if it's good
yeah good no no okay
make it show I'm sure okay cool I was gonna fence about it too why is he
He appreciate that 10.
I said, Frosch, that was weak.
What just hit me out?
It just hit me out where my idea was.
Imagine though, right?
Imagine.
I do.
Discord calls with girls all across the world.
Find like four girls that I really think
I can connect with, boom, boom, boom.
Fly them all here, take them all, little dates, boom, boom.
Okay.
So who do you think I should go with?
What if I go with somebody that's y'all saying right and then they overstimulate it because
in a minute like I haven't really I haven't actually nobody right because I
feel like and correct me if I'm wrong even though I'm pushing 30 right very
close to 30 my birthday is what three months and I'm gonna be motherfucking
matter of fact it's two and two and two months in 10 days I asked somebody right
I can't ask another person right really ask one person right or the niggas
acts hella people
some of y'all keep typing
exits and shit y'all know damn well that's not gonna happen
we figured this out another day y'all we got time we got segments and shit to do
y'all I'm thinking of IRL
the Stern Prompt said that shit ain't for another two weeks
clip this
if you're watching this right now i'm looking for a prom date
if you that special woman if you free august 13th i love to take you
all right just send that to like whoever y'all think i should act on prom
and then we just gonna see how i go and then i just go off the vibes like that because one thing
I don't deal with in a good way, is rejection.
It's not next week, he said it's August 3rd.
I ain't gonna lie, this just started pissing me off.
Niggas got real schedules.
Your call has been forwarded to voice down.
Well, I don't know y'all.
I gotta ask funny Mike, but I think it's on the 13th.
It's on the 13th, yeah.
So, 13th, boom.
We're gonna figure it out, but we got time.
By the time, I feel like I need to have a date locked in.
Bye.
I need to have a day locked in by by next week I see you are coming I can see
the comments I'm gonna just start asking folks probably I'm gonna just start
asking folks and see what you know like streaming promise very overstimulated
feel me like it a little easier last year like it wouldn't to it wouldn't form
fresh off of SU is cool boom boom boom already slow going on boom boom boom but
now it's at a point where I'm going with somebody that's you know I'm saying so
this is gonna be different but we'll see you don't figure it out alright let's go
I do want to do some reactions. I haven't did no type of desktop shit in a very long time
Yeah, I know I'm backward out
I'm back without a cameraman
And I see some shit bro
And what I see some shit I see some shit. It made me be like I made the right decision
I hate when niggas do that shit, bro, and then you know one thing I don't fuck with about this cameraman shit, right?
is nigga
Niggas will
indirectly
Try to diss working for me, but niggas was so excited
like that should be blowing me bro like you don't know how much camera man's paid
double double tell him what he was paid at this point bro like I don't give a
fuck nigga I know let me let me put this in your brain no cameraman will ever
make as much money as the negative filming when the McDonald's nigga a
a nigga that's working at McDonald's checkers in and out when they're making
them burgers you think they thinking they had damn bro I don't want to make
these burgers no more because the nigga that own in and out the nigga that
worked hard as fuck to get to this point in his life to make this much money
is making more than me it's not fair oh I made 20 burgers today I need more
money no it's not what it is so I don't like how these fucking this cameraman
shit y'all trying to diss niggas but it's like y'all understand bro like niggas
that work for me bro as a cameraman you live a beautiful life you travel the
world you meet the coolest people in the world like every nigga that didn't ever
work for me will tell you that you can't you can't say that you don't niggas
travel to real estate that you ain't mean you know me just because you ain't
getting paid a fucking hundred thousand dollars or whatever the fuck niggas
expecting that don't mean a nigga ain't spending damn they're that much fly
niggas across the world put niggas in a nice ass hotels Airbnb feet and niggas
Well, I'm a great boss nigga. I feed my cameraman y'all all this all this shit online where we'd be joking and shit like
Can't man don't eat no niggas if nigga we go to steak 48 you think I'm a tail my cameraman to go to in and out
No, nigga get a wagyu fuck it. I'm rich as hell
nigga, but I'm not finna
I'm not finna finna go above and beyond paying them all fuck it just because I'm making more money
That makes no sense. This is a business. That's not how businesses work
Just because you're an individual doesn't mean that you know, I don't operate like a business
You feel me?
Darrow is broke
But the company DDG is doing very great
That's what carmen need to do separate yourself
from the individual. This is a business. Okay? It's a fun job. You don't travel the world
working at retail jobs. You go and do the same shit every goddamn day. Boring. With
me, cool. France, Italy, everywhere around the world. Meet the coolest people. Boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom. I just don't like I've been seeing just too many clips and shit.
that shit been blowing me bro and I'm like alright niggas is really like
downplaying this shit like it's a terrible fucking job bro then don't do
it deuce 167 appreciate that fire just don't do it nigga nobody's you know how
many people in the world yeah I'm gonna say this my best cameraman was not a
cameraman
literally Johnny was my best cameraman bro the nigga didn't know how to use a
camera he was literally like I was teaching Johnny as we went this shit's
so easy bro this is not a fucking this job is not the craziest job in the world
it's fucking simple hold the camera make sure the batteries charge travel the
world go out to the club with a nigga
yeah no say we at the club we see yeah yeah you know I'm a cool nigga I'm not
saying they gotta go home nigga we yeah yeah you know I'm saying are we good
like I'm living life like I'm really making like I treat my cameraman like
homies and shit like then we hit the club we do whatever we we kicking it
chill shit, you feel me?
like I just don't be, that should be blowing me high niggas be trying to make this shit
seem like it's rocket science bro like
y'all seen what happened, Kai grabbed a camera bro, Kai grabbed a camera
from the nigga that was filming me bro and
literally did a better job in five minutes
five minutes nigga, five minutes, nothing
nothing bro, why you doing this to this?
What's all you doing is this? That's all I need you to do. I don't need to do nothing else
Niggas this is so simple. Oh battery charge good. Oh, he's battery finna die. Let me go plug it up
I bet let me switch engine
And they like niggas is working with bad equipment we got great equipment these ways
We get battery on battery on battery go five TV use it. That's what's needed. It is what it is
That's all I'm saying to conclude my rant about all the sneak dissing that been going on
From past cameraman then and let the last camera man talking about treat it badly nigga
It ain't my fault that it was hot
They my father's hot narcosaur. I'm sorry. I can't control the weather. I'm not a weatherman. I'm not God
I don't control the Sun. I don't know
nigga I'm hot this is what I tell every nigga that worked for me listen listen bro if you're
tired I'm 20 times more tired I can't leave the camera you hold it you can zone out as long
you get the angles I don't do a fuck if you texting on your phone or not I'm gonna fuck what
you doing as long as you get the angles nigga you could be fucking your girl nigga as long as
you get the angles nigga it's cold I'm not tripping it's good I just need you
to get the angles I'm gonna fuck what you do is an easy job
you talk about it's hot duh nigga it's summertime that's how it's gonna be too
much complaining not enough angles playing is simple bro it's eight billion
people in the world this job is very easy with that being said guys okay I have
this firemaid
cameraman tryouts ladies get your nigga clean nails it hasn't been posted yet I
I will be doing cameraman tryouts right this will be content but this is not
your time to shine I'm gonna say this right now I'm dropping real apps this
ain't finna be no bullshit real application I need to know everything
about you it's a real application okay it's not just oh I'm gonna pull up and
meet DDG. No, you will be escorted immediately from the property. Immediately. Okay?
Secondly, it's a real job. Afterwards, you will be hired. If your ass at any moment,
you will go home. It's not about being tech savvy with the camera. Like, I would like
for you to know how to use the camera. Obviously, an operated camera, boom, boom, bam, bam,
Bam, but I'm at a point now where at the end of this tryout,
we're going to contract. We're going to contract.
We're not doing the bullshit, bro. We're going to contract.
Plain and simple. Like, fine line. And I'm done being a fucking nice ass employer.
I don't even like to work. I don't even like to come off as somebody boss.
I think, I don't like a nigga calling me boss, personally.
Girls is cool, I like it.
But for niggas calling me boss, I don't like it.
And I call me employer.
As an employer, I'm no longer being nice, okay?
This shit is a job, plain and simple.
That's how it's gonna be.
So, Cameraman Trials will be this week.
Yeah, this weekend coming up, all right?
So, I'm planning it right now.
It's gonna be boot camp style.
So, don't apply if you don't stand LA.
If you don't stand LA, it's over with.
I'm sorry.
That's the truth.
If you stand LA, it's done.
This is not for you.
Watch the stream, that's it.
Do not pull up, because if I fuck around and pick you
and you tell me you stay in fucking Alaska,
I'm a crash, all right?
Everybody gonna need their IDs, I need no address,
I need to know who your mom is, your daddy is, everybody.
Where you stay at?
You must stay in LA, you must have a fucking car.
If you don't have a car, it's chops.
I'm not waiting on you to Uber.
If you stay too far from me, it's chops.
I might call you at three in the morning, yeah.
I might call you at three in the morning,
I need somebody, hello?
What'd you say?
Passport, passport, maybe you got the passport.
All right, but if you don't have your passport chops,
okay, you need passport.
Me, I stream everywhere, out the country.
Africa, everywhere.
You gonna need to get shots and everything fucking with me.
All right?
So, passport, must stand LA, must have a fucking car.
Okay?
Everything else will be included into the application.
You'll be able to see it.
Whenever it's announced, you'll know.
If you stand LA, you might fuck around
and be around the caps.
You might fuck around and be around me.
My camera man, Conan, my mama house.
I must fuck with you to bring you over there.
Otherwise, you're not getting hired.
I'm not just going off of this camera work,
but also vibes, 21 plus as well.
If you're under the age of 21,
how are you gonna stream me in the club?
If I wanna stream in the club, you can't go.
Can't be under 21, and you cannot, you cannot,
I forgot what I was finna say.
Y'all heard what I was finna say.
But that's all I'm gonna say, okay?
I specify everything that I said,
everything that I said,
I'm gonna specify it in a little bit on the application.
This stream wasn't even for that,
but I go deeper into the process later on, okay?
Girls can also apply, okay?
But ladies, you must understand,
bird, bird, appreciate that 10 gifted.
I just,
now it depends okay you got six and under okay six and under man like if you pull up
and you look like something I talked to I'm gonna just say you home because it's conflict
inches don't want it okay this is a it's a job okay it's work because if I'm
attracted to you you gotta be attracted to me and it gonna work long night of
filming never know okay long night of filming man hey come on you feel me so
So six and under studs, no studs, fuck with me, come on through, all right?
From that view, with that being said, we're gonna go ahead and go, uh, do this other shit.
Ready?
Ready.
Let me know when it's switched.
You got mics?
Yeah.
I appreciate it, brother.
Yes, sir.
What's up, y'all?
You sure?
Yes, sir.
Nah, it ain't.
He was dead.
I can see it right here.
I can hear you.
Really?
Yeah.
How does it...
Oh, the light don't work.
Oh, there it goes.
There it goes.
You got one mic or two?
I got two.
Alright, maybe just turn that one on two just because...
not to
not to
all right
all right, there we go
let's rock out, let's rock out, let's go through the fire real crisis
Yeah, my car was for real.
I thought she was watching it.
I thought she was washing it!
I thought she was washing it!
You supposed to be washing it!
My bad!
Can I get my shirt washed?
What?
What's wrong?
What do you think?
The car wash, free car wash from the heads, free car wash from the heads, the heads.
Why do we look at certain words like they are bad?
like do you know that hose is a garden tool and bitch is a female dog but
somehow some way we made these into negative terms I never understand it
you know Negro mean black or the Negro
Look at that look look look what's she doing?
Let's go back up more.
We just did that behind my car.
Do it again.
Alright never mind never mind look.
Alright I'm about to back up.
We can't go on.
Here you go.
All right, y'all, listen.
For this car, we need to be kelled delicately.
Kelled delicately.
We probably...
Listen, let me tell y'all something.
This went the wrong direction.
I thought we were going to be washing cars, that y'all were going to be helping us, but
I see what we're doing now.
What we need to do with this car is, we need to be hella delicate, make sure it's nice
and clean.
The thing is though, right, if we do this the right way, we can make this profitable.
We don't need women in the club anymore, can I get an AMA?
Amen!
We don't need women on that pole shakin' for dollars no more, can I get an AMA?
Amen!
We need women to wash these cars for the money that they're making, that they can make in
that club.
Can I get an AMA?
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I know the bus, I know the bus
You fell for me, I'm second drug
You seen the old girl, dying in the hay
You wanna do the thing, you can't let the cage
Dance with me, make you go thin
You put it like you think you can keep
You're all part of the hip hop, baby
You're a fresh fuck
I got a party up in the city, baby
Call the fucker, you talkin' about
You get a study to fuck it
Detroit music, oh what the fuck
I mean, this is the shit you want
What is going on?
I mean, this is the shit we're doing.
What is going on?
Damn it.
It's fine.
Hey, y'all.
Come on.
Straighten yourself.
We go down there.
I'll pick you up.
I will.
Okay.
If you don't care what you read,
then you just can't use your brain.
You can't.
Okay ladies, ladies, our client is actually requesting that you guys be in a tick to
he want me to send him a tick tock of his car.
So if y'all want to like this, I'm gonna let y'all shake a little bit of butt in this
one.
Okay?
You can shake in this one.
It's for my client.
Come on, back to the car.
This time, back to the car.
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All right, prep talk, ladies.
Let's take this serious.
Let's make this a real business.
This act like, uh, first thing you wanna do, get it wet.
Next thing you wanna do is touch it.
You know what I mean?
Next thing you wanna do is shrub it up and down.
Motion.
You know what I'm saying?
Then next.
Suck it.
Suck it.
That was a little bad.
Yeah, hold on.
Then wash it dry.
You know what I mean?
So get it wet.
Let me skip right over.
Get it wet.
Touch it.
Rub it.
Rub it.
Suck it.
Suck it.
And then wipe and dry that's how you stay
free and spot free about two things at once.
Yes it is.
What?
What the fuck?
Fuck are we talking about?
People get bad.
It's not washing itself up ever since.
I thought this was for power.
It is.
Why are you telling me to suck it?
Stop the water.
You gotta make sure you suck the water off.
No, no, you suck it with the vacuum.
What do you got?
What do you got in my name?
You gotta suck it with the vacuum.
Suck it with the vacuum?
Nobody said vacuum!
Y'all should suck the water.
You don't suck the water with the vacuum.
So when you go into a car wash, what's the thing called is get the water off?
Exactly.
The vacuum is sucking.
It's sucking.
What?
Without suction, there's no function.
You used to be a vacuum.
Hello.
Without suction, there ain't no function.
There ain't no function.
Hello.
Hello, can I see you?
Uh-huh.
Anyways, y'all, oh.
Yeah, I can get it.
What's your shit?
I think it's like a half-car wash,
and then I don't know what's going on on the back end.
You get what I'm saying?
Yeah.
This ain't sounding kind of crazy.
I'm confused.
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck.
I just can't act again.
I'm really doing the car.
He talking about suckers.
I guess he's talking about suckers.
All right, y'all, let's up.
Let's keep going.
Why don't you guys love me?
All right, look, look, look, look.
But ladies, can y'all help me with this real quick?
My clients really need this this this TikTok so basically ladies you can be in
the front acting like you're working we can't actually be working I'm gonna hop
off the car and then y'all just dance and do your shit.
I do the robot?
Yeah.
You do the robot.
You can do the robot.
You can do the robot.
Let's see that dance again.
Let me see that dance again.
I got it.
Let's see that dance again.
Let's see that dance again.
Oh, boy.
We ain't fucking around.
Nah, you can do this.
Wanna dance battle for real?
Nah, y'all can do the dance, the dance that y'all did back there.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It was some dance y'all did which I laid.
Oh, man.
We do that one back there.
I don't follow the dance right there.
Alright, do the robot dance, let's do it.
Let's do it.
This shit looks ass by the way.
First of all,
I don't know, he washed this out.
We tried to say we don't need the water hose to go in.
He's gonna try to tell you.
It's all the same.
This is what's gonna happen.
Hey, you be a real niggard there?
You record this real for me?
It'll take 15 seconds.
You ain't gonna cry with me, though, huh?
You got a mic on?
I don't know.
I'm not saying deal do I got a mic on it's right here. Hey, bro. We best out one of my two
Yeah
Hey, we're recording
Just getting the car with me. Well, no actually
Actually, you record right here there there just right here
I'm just hop out.
She was just hop out from right here?
Yeah.
Can y'all get in the front of the car?
Ladies, that's gonna be in it.
When I hop out, shake your tail.
You can shake your tail.
A lot of movement.
You need a lot of movement, alright?
Got a little bit of movement there.
Whatever movement you got, we need it.
you got we need it it's for our biggest client our most handsome client most
successful client they start doing a robot I'm believe this shit boy
I'm trying to get better and promote my song
all right ready
how do you know where are you holding?
Do you want me to start from right here to get just follow you
I'm gonna go in front of the party
You gotta hold it
I can't even know
Alright, energy, energy, energy, energy, energy, energy, energy!
Energy ladies, energy!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, stop it!
What the hell are you doing?!
You can't have you on the phone, we need energy!
Let's do this to the TikTok!
Let's do it, let's do it again!
Ladies, this is for our biggest client. Most handsome client.
Should we climb up on you?
Our most trickiest client. He actually tricks.
If you shake it good enough, he will.
He's a tipper!
He's a tipper!
He's a tipper, huh?
Can you get up top of here?
That sound like permission, can we get up there or not?
The only way!
The only way is like 80 to 50 pounds!
I'm gonna make a hit!
She likes it!
When I come this way...
Yeah, y'all gotta back up a little bit.
I'm ready. Ready ladies? Ready? Three, two, one. Just start shaking it. Go. Energy, energy, energy. Let's go. Yeah, watch the car.
Energy. There we go. There we go. Carro, y'all. Ladies, show us. Look back at the camera. Show y'all. Show y'all yourself. Yeah. There you go.
Yep, yep, yep, energy!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Yeah!
All right, this is good.
We're going to have that kind of...
I was doing something in the back that I think I need to do in the fucking cat-eye.
Oh my God, I've heard that one more time.
I've heard those times.
Do that shit before cleaning that.
Do that before they shoot you.
The client needs that, though.
I already suck!
No no no!
Who told you to shoot?
I told you!
They can't hear the gunshots on the... on the grill.
No, but I'm saying it's smooth though.
Go in there.
No no no no!
Why you do that?
Why you do that to me?
Go in there, go in there!
Go in there boy!
I didn't want to see that shit.
Don't be on the set!
Go in there!
Hit him up, man!
Shoot him!
Hit him!
Hit him!
Hit him!
Hit him!
Hit him!
Hit him!
Let's see everything.
I hear everything.
Get over here and clap your ass.
How about...
Check.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You heard me?
He never came to the US.
He was never there.
He was never there.
He said to have a baby.
You had a shake there.
Look what he's mad at.
Look what he's mad at.
Look at that.
Look at that.
He got children.
I don't want to cut it, bro.
Alright, ladies.
Let's get back to cleaning the car.
We know.
It's free.
Okay, dad, we need that. We need that.
I like that.
What do I have to do?
Let's try it.
I'm going to spray bottle.
Okay, so we can get the mist today.
I'm going to spray it.
Okay.
Okay.
Why don't you take it down?
You can't tell.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
Take it down!
Take it down!
I'm getting work in.
I don't know how to play.
Come on, do it.
Make them work.
I'm out of air.
All right chat I'll upload you to go go comment or watch this on screen
All right, I ain't gonna lie this shit ass on the side
Ladies I want to come clean about something
This is my car
Why did you call me a fool out of Valentine's Day?
Let me do it!
Let me do it.
Okay, thanks.
That was too much.
I'm sorry.
My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
Who want to get wet?
Whoa, shit.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa! Hey man, we don't want to act.
She said please.
I'm gonna hold her ass nigga if I don't do it. She said please.
She said put her in my mouth please.
You told me to do it. You said it.
I love it out of it!
I feel like a fucking slain!
Slain!
He taught me to do it, Pat.
He really taught me to do it.
I'm a little slain!
I know I do!
Man, this water hose,
who's got them strong?
I did too much.
I'm sorry.
You said not too much, but you...
When girls say that, it's like,
You should have said.
I said, yeah, I should have said no.
Yeah, you should have just said, nigga, stop.
Yeah.
I don't got.
We need to turn this shit down.
This shit too much.
Anybody else want to get wet?
Hi, this is one of our biggest clients, most handsome clients.
No, I don't want to get wet, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I got a whole outfit on, and
I got a mic.
Huh, take this from me.
It's just content, Jack.
It's just content.
Hey, Tyler, that's the best shit you ever came up with me.
How's it going up to a girl?
Ask her another.
She said, nah, it's just content.
It's just content.
Did you see the hidden camera over there?
It's just content.
Did you really reject me?
It's just content, Nick?
No, it's just content.
It's posted online. It's just content.
So that's the box you do.
It's just content.
It's just content.
Alright, brother to brother.
Don't box that, Nick.
Anybody but him.
It ain't even that, it's just like,
it's a good tune up first, man.
I know, that's what I said.
Probably one of the Ireland boys in some stuff.
Yeah!
I want to see you in oblivion fight, nigga, like.
Yeah, I gotta get my feet wet.
Get my feet wet, then I go chibu.
Because I know how we is.
We go out there, we can't be in an angry and shit.
And the nigga gets spanked.
Boxing is different, though.
It's not the same as 32nd fight.
That's what I said, bro.
I need to train.
I know you was tired at Austin McBroom party.
I know you was tired.
And now you're doing that shit for fucking five rounds,
three minutes.
How many rounds did you do?
I did five rounds, two minutes.
Boy, third round?
I was two minutes?
Third round, I was gonna go up to the end, but hey, bro.
Just sleep me next round.
I'm tired, man.
You was that time?
Just put me to sleep next round, bro.
It's cool.
Next, next, before.
Open the range.
You want me to leave my car?
Yeah, we put the post.
What you mean you ain't doing this shit?
You haven't watched this shit for hours.
I want to play basketball.
Oh, you know?
Oh.
Why you say it like that?
I'm not playing basketball.
Basketball.
Basketball.
I want to play basketball.
I want to challenge you to a 1v1.
Are you down on there?
Woo.
The machine.
You say what?
Let me ball you up real quick.
You say what?
Let me ball you up real quick.
Okay.
I like it there.
She doesn't like it.
She doesn't offer it to me.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Oh
What's your name
What the winner
I'm telling you what you want.
Woo!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
That's a shell of fuck.
The camera doesn't want it.
That's the only dance I know I was doing.
I'm confident in it.
She's still looking at you, though.
Woo!
Woo!
I'm not funny!
All right, I'll borrow you up in a little bit.
It's too fucking hard. I got a long step off.
Now, don't comment on my Instagram really.
Rock around.
and hit the repost button that's one thing i don't get about job why y'all be so stingy with
our repost button tonight niggas can see that shit hit the repost button on my post
i sure don't take nothing
let me see stingy with their reposts all time i got a hundred followers make it this let me get
They can't.
I mean, just give me that way past me.
I have to work it off today.
What is the go right?
I gotta do my proper shoes in a little bit.
You trying to turn it off? It's over there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to stream, I can hear you.
Hello?
What time do you think you'd be ready?
All right, it ain't no rush
Some yeah, that's cool
No boy appreciate that five
No, it's a rush
That's soap soup on the top.
Taco to the day, I think I'm gonna switch it up.
Cooking in tacos is fun and shit, but...
Hey, I ain't gonna lie, ladies!
Y'all making my ADHD go off, because it's hella soap on this side.
Man!
No, no, no.
Right here?
One on the other side.
I think that's...
This way.
Let me take a sip of this.
Right here.
No, it's this.
Watch out lady.
Watch out.
That's a terrible guy.
You know what I'm into today?
The Black Queen and some of our teenagers in here.
Nice, nice.
I'm a little bit of a fan.
I'm not a fan of the Black Queen.
I'm a fan of the Black Queen.
And the Black Queen.
I'm a fan of the Black Queen.
I'm a fan of the Black Queen.
I'm a fan of the Black Queen.
Nice nice
What is this? Hey
Let me see hello
All right, hey fuck my shit bro much. It was better when it was dark when it was dirty
Well, what the fuck it's here so
I'm not even trying nobody shit off
You just told me to move it
What the fuck are you talking about
It's a bunch of towels.
I'm gonna go do shit for the friend.
Yeah, but it's still soap on the side.
It's cool though, I'm moving.
You need a water hose.
What, towels?
They over there on that table.
Yeah, I'm gonna put a water hose on me.
It's time to tell you.
It's not even gonna wear it.
Pull over with it, back up.
Pull up, pull up, so we can access the water hose.
Okay.
All right, hold on, watch out, Jem.
We're doing
Move!
What the fuck is DDT?
What the fuck is DDT?
What the fuck is DDT?
What the fuck is DDT?
What the fuck is DDT?
What the fuck is DDT?
What the fuck is DDT?
Why'd she say fuck her so loud?
That's a blessing.
How you gonna kick her out?
Come with you.
Go ahead and get a pot here.
Why are you playing the pot?
That was a personal request.
This is the song she's playing, you gotta give her a five hundred.
Play the remix and I'll forgive her.
Play the remix and I'll forgive her.
That was a remix!
He activated it!
Am I supposed to be mad?
No, that shit is a hit.
You're honest.
Uh huh.
Right, right, why would I be mad?
You can just sue them.
When they make a move.
Sue them?
If they go potting them, you get a plaque.
They're gonna come out of that.
Real shit, real shit, real shit.
But he's got a special guy on his back.
Where?
Bam!
Where?
Where do you guys see what's missing?
Right here?
I see the anger all the way down.
Maybe only see it, only see it.
Yeah, dude.
They could be putting it to that like this.
That's like back in the day.
TR.
Don't worry, I mean, take care of that motherfucker.
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah!
Oh, my God!
What the fuck?
He's starting to get real hot.
He's right here, move it up.
Move it up.
Move it up.
Well, hold on.
I got a lot of this shit.
I was moving too much.
I'm scared.
I got a stream of that.
Are you fucking laughing at me?
Nah, I don't know what's going to pop out.
Man, you got to move shit.
Hold it.
Oh, she got the jump with it.
I'm gonna get her.
Oh my god, hey, put a car right here
Hey, yeah, you'll help me Johnny sit off for real
I'm first out of the hands of everybody here in my city.
I saw you in the back of town.
You see your ass, boy?
Nah, you trippin' right now.
Look at the tan.
He said, hey, look.
He's not showing the ass.
Hey, there.
Go on.
I don't know what you're doing.
What you just did?
I turned my pants all the way around.
And then I did this.
What is he doing?
He's showin' ass.
My leg
Look at this
No, no
You've been saying I can't even stand it for now. I don't even be thinking that's really him. I'd be like
He's gotta be AI.
Listen, all I can do is act like this to me.
And then you know what we're talking about.
You know what I'm talking about.
You talk about sausage.
Yeah, I've seen it.
And nigga, I said if I had to lock up 15 years, nigga.
And then 15 years, though, you still gonna get out.
And then you said, he said on like the second month,
he go, like, what the fuck?
I said, five years in.
All right, listen, ladies.
He's got a fucking body.
Oh my god.
What the fuck, ladies?
Got another car.
There we go!
Hit that mom fucker dog!
Hit that mom fucker dog!!
Hit that mom fucker dog!!
This is it.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Take it away!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Let me take it away!
Oh that's okay.
Woah!
That's not gonna be my.. Come on.
Woah!
Woah!
Oh!
She pumped my nigga's feet!
No!
She dumped his feet!
Come on, come on.
Why are you smiling so much?
That nigga, that's his ass.
Whoa!
Hey, I'm sorry.
That's your ass.
That's your ass.
Come on, come on.
Nah, I don't do that dance.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
That was real hard.
All right, ladies, let's lock you in.
Let's get the next car.
listen we got we have real people pulling up and we don't even know how to
wash cars yet let's try with this one let's go
I
What you want to do with it?
I'm just gonna make you feel it.
I'm just gonna make you feel it.
I'm just gonna make you feel it.
You're just gonna make me feel it.
You're gonna make me feel it.
You're gonna make me feel it.
I'm doing like this.
How you doing it? It's crazy.
Let's lock in. We got people coming with a real car.
We just learned how to wash the car. Let's go.
Come on.
One second. What's coming at two? It's six.
No, they're still coming, bro. Come on.
You can help us out if you need help.
It's been nice.
Oh, oh, oh!
Whatever, whatever!
You're crazy, baby, nigga!
Oh, man, that's crazy.
It's your pain.
You're a big hooker.
It's just, it's just.
Hey, let's party!
Oh, party!
Spending that money.
There's money.
There's honey.
There's cash.
We're going back.
Oh, yeah, babe.
What's that bitch?
I'm gonna move my car over there.
It's been nice to be my friend.
This is the dirtiest part of the way.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
You better suck that…
It's too bad you're in the haze.
Yeah
That's too much for the train.
You're saying bunch of y'all been wanting to punch us?
I love punching!
It's just punching!
Just keep on hunting.
And we're aiding the enemy like...
I'll beat the fuck out of you.
I'll beat the fuck out of you.
I'll beat the fuck out of you.
I think you only gotta think about that shit.
You only gotta think about being too old to do something wrong like this.
When you're not happy in life and you ain't got no pay.
I
Just basically go to space every day. I think that's childish
Man, what are you gonna say? No, I got
We're born let's find some girls and
If niggas was unsuccessful not
at the end of the day everybody in this world starting off as a baby we are kids
at heart
did you get that that line I don't like going to Vegas because I'm missing
her LB
Oh
The CC's on that fish is like that's just the hardest all around
The CC's on that hold is like a T certain nigga
We should clean to I tried though
This is so
All right
I'm going to help you guys, okay?
Let me show you how to do it, all right?
The
the
the
the
the
they coming up they job they love mr. they're coming off
might you paint at it
and I drove in the Tesla truck for the first time I think I'm gonna get me one
this shit literally put a address in and take it to where you gotta go
I'm thinking about giving it to them.
Seriously though, like...
I'm thinking of, I've, no, I've never been in my...
you
you
you
you
you
You
What are you talking about? It was a good thing, that youngster.
What was good about it, bud? That's what I'm asking you, bro.
So you saying the dog has shrimp, it wouldn't have been bad, bud.
You said is you so you watch that I never watch watch I never watched it all up
See what they said you would know if I don't see what they said dog. She was a missile. No
Hey, how that's what they said no matter you
You're repeating
You never watch porn before.
I watch mice.
I ain't go like you don't watch, you don't watch.
I don't look at you like me.
When you first, when you were a kid, you didn't watch.
You wasn't watching all this shit.
I used to eat motherfucking bacon bits as a kid.
I don't fucking remember.
This is freaky.
I'll never get, I'll never had that, that issue.
He's telling security to watch.
Chad, if y'all ever get an email, listen.
If y'all ever get an email, a text message.
from a number that seems like it's real but it ain't don't put no codes to your
iClouds or passwords into anything because somebody's trying to hack it you
got to tell somebody that I almost got that if you have to tell somebody that
they deserve to be well you want to know how I was that hat I'm gonna tell you
Who is that?
He don't even notice.
I don't know who he is.
I don't know. I guess who he is.
What's his name?
A.Z.
Who is that?
A.Z.
What's going on?
I don't know him.
No Niggas.
It's over.
I think it came TVU here though.
I don't know him.
I don't know
But like no what happened was I got a text message from from a artist that I know
And they sent me a fucking song an unreleased song
It was like hey, I'm like this on finishes. We should drop this motherfucker
And then I clicked on it and then it said put your iPod or something. I did it
oh yeah you team banks you have soon in part two
nah ain't nigga ain't got nothing to do
what the fuck would you sing on iCloud so
bro i wasn't thinking bro i literally wasn't thinking
oh you wasn't logged in fully this was a minute ago though
let's cut bro i think bro i think it's what the throwing of parties and shit
bro i think niggas just think they could just slide and shit
No, it's it it it do the easy
There's something like that said I'm way too smart
Yeah, I see
We're talking about some bullshit. What are you trying to fear?
I'm talking about their shit. They wouldn't lift the nigga by his toe
Wait what no like boss real shit. No, no bullshit
oblivion
You don't get it
I'm not trying to keep my man, bro.
Where are the cars coming from?
They want them to be at 2 o'clock.
We're here at 2.
1 o'clock.
But it is we're leaving.
Unless you're a bitch, you're probably not leaving.
I know I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
They ass anyway.
Literally.
They're going to get a dare.
They're going to get a dare.
anyway literally they're gonna get a dirty
that's my mom's birthday
ain't it crazy that we all have an owner?
yeah ain't that crazy? like everybody got one?
and your mom had to have sex
to have Indian Bustly
bro are you serious right now?
are you serious bro?
are you cool?
like this what you thinking about right now?
I think swimming university made you
a little bi in here
How the fuck is he?
Y'all know, okay, listen, you, if you, right, this is,
if that's weird, this is weird shit that you niggas do.
Weird shit that you niggas do is,
is y'all would be like, y'all allow your sister to say,
I'm trying to have a baby.
That mean that she actively getting nutted in.
My sister would never say that to me, dude.
If your sister would be like, I'm expecting,
I'm trying to have a baby.
My sister would never say that to me, bro.
Are you crazy?
Now give them to me.
He's tripping.
I'm not gonna lie that's your hardest part.
Oh my god.
This?
I swear that's your hardest part.
Need help, friendship?
Thank you, fire shit?
No, need help, right?
Oh, high fire shit, no.
I need a movie.
You're banging this over here.
We got another car coming right now.
It's a real car.
It's a real car.
That's good. That's it. That's the one. That's the one. You gotta give me one, too. You got another bottle?
No, we don't need no more to say.
Alright, give me that one.
Alright, now for audio.
You just stole another one from there.
No, that's the same one.
At the end of the day, it's just content.
It is just content.
That's how we do it, bro.
You know, let's start calling it.
That was a short.
You want to do a short real quick?
That was a short.
That was a short.
That was a real.
No real, man.
That was one of my clippers, man.
video coming soon Taco Tuesday we dreamed out we just finished this YouTube
video car wash I just did a short with Derek
That nigga workin yeah
I'm confused like who was that
cap it out
Yeah, when I'm drunk, when I'm drunk, pull up,
we gonna do Taco Tuesday.
What should be here in part of the next 20 minutes?
Bro, it's dirty, it's filthy here.
Why are you laughing, bro?
That's his face.
Do it here, gang, do it here.
Bro, it's filthy.
Nah, you still do it here though, gang.
It's filthy.
I think she should see the cat crypt though,
like that's the one in the second one.
It's literally filthy here, bro.
So you don't wanna go down here.
Which I think?
You want a big view down here,
It's just better, it's more comfortable vibes like when I bring guests here it's like a
little over-stimulating and two of the fucking stove eyes barely work.
When I think about it bro, you only did read Taco Tuesdays over there.
Nigga I started Taco Tuesday in my mom's.
Nigga I've been doing Taco Tuesdays for a year.
If I think about it, it's only like three or four over there game.
I can name them.
One or two.
Go ahead.
My line is seven.
Uh, India.
India?
India.
And now, Zendo.
No.
You forgot about Bad Babies.
Oh Bad Babies, okay.
Who else y'all?
You forgot about, uh, who else?
It's like, you only forgot about...
I didn't forget about shit.
No, they know better than you forgot about Caribou.
You forgot about Sarah.
You forgot about Zoe.
You forgot about, no, let me,
you forgot about Zoe, Sarah.
You forgot about Lil' Agent.
No, I did that earlier.
You forgot about,
you did about a hundred of them,
bitch, why you rubbin' it to me, hey?
You got about Lana.
uh
I'm just saying though i do it here bro is dirty as filthy in this bitch
I don't like being in that kitchen. All right, well fuck it. I'm gonna just call some cleaners, bro
Let's go look at the kitchen. I'm gonna look
All right, let's go see the kitchen five
I'm going to let you get your time.
Hey, this is the last one.
No, it's for the first time. Oh my God, it's so clean, bro.
Oh, shit.
That last one is filtered.
What? Okay, this is my last thing.
They're not going to do a Taco Tuesday with key banks.
Oh, what time?
Yeah, after the college.
I
You compared I don't know which one
I'm saying it!
No, I'm saying it!
Obviously, I want to see you!
Yeah, I want to see you!
I want to see you!
Yeah, I think it's keep doing this, uh, these gay jokes.
It's gonna be a nigga that's really, you're gonna be in West Hollywood one of these days.
It's not a gay joke!
And you're gonna run out of gas, nigga! You had to get out!
One of them niggas gonna get on you, boy!
Then it gonna test you!
Oh, it did! Like yourself in it!
They gonna test your gay shit!
Look, look, look, look, look, look.
Keep farming this shit.
Hold on, look.
Yeah, I keep saying it.
Just got to.
Listen, listen.
And just got to.
No, no, no, I don't want to do this short.
I don't want to do this short.
You don't want to be here?
No, I don't want to do this short.
You're with me.
Okay.
Like, it's not fair.
Let me just say my line so I can leave it alone.
Yeah, he's in these gay jokes.
You're going to be a West Hollywood
going right out of gas, and one of them
is going to test your geister.
You did it.
Geister?
Geister?
Geister.
That wasn't it, Pa?
That wasn't it.
That wasn't it.
That wasn't it.
That wasn't it.
Who the fuck bought that?
Who bought that?
Oh, shit.
That's it.
Why are you looking at it?
Why are you looking at it as meat though?
Why are you looking at it as meat, huh?
You look too fat.
I'm going to my mom and create it now.
Damn, Pa.
You don't think we should hoop or something?
We should hoop it.
We should hoop it there.
Like, we should go hoop.
You know what I'm saying?
If y'all want to hoop, it's cool.
I don't think they do.
Hey, guy, you got your clip and your shit.
How you doing that to Pudgy though, bro?
Yeah, like, I don't see it.
You don't Pudgy.
You don't Pudgy, man.
That's Pudgy Farm Day.
That's Pudgy City, bro.
He made a song about yesterday, bro.
I didn't make a song about somebody, bro.
Why do you think I'm doing something to Pudgy?
That's something.
You know what I'm saying?
He's horrified.
That shit ain't right.
Let me see with that bag.
Tell me if I should wear this.
No, tell me if I should wear this.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
How? What is your name?
Do you guys?
Next up, people from Michigan talk, are eyes.
So say, Asin' Dove.
Why you crack?
Asin' Dove.
Cause you not doing Asin'.
Asin' Dove.
What the fuck is Asin' Dove?
Asin' Dove.
Asin' Dove?
Asin' Dove.
Are you cool?
God, God, God.
Y'all some headhooks.
You know I tell them I even care about people's problems.
What?
I ain't a lot.
I ain't even saying it through the camera, bro.
The dog's got water on him.
I put it.
I think they do me like Wardrobe.
Ah!
You don't really look like water don't you?
I'm big drone, you know.
You're dead.
I ain't done anything.
You're so dead.
I fuck with my toes.
I fuck with my toes.
I fuck with my toes.
But if it was me, you would say that's good.
You don't say nothing wrong, but it's good.
I'm not saying nothing wrong.
You don't know what I'm saying.
I fuck with my toes.
What?
Get a shot of that.
What?
Get a shot of that.
Get a shot of that.
Hit me up. I want to text me to tell them
We need our wands with dog first
Need them onos, but you know, you know, you know
You need the onos you need
y'all straight at you, for who?
I'm sorry.
Imagine, imagine.
Hey, what's it good about?
What's it take my, my?
I don't even say, I don't even.
I don't know that five.
I don't be scared of things like that, five.
I don't be scared of things like that.
Five, I don't know the five.
All right, five, I'll speak to the five.
Who's shit y'all bein' for the rest of the month?
Jordan's.
I don't give a fuck.
I've never seen anything.
Who?
It's about Jordan.
What?
It's all about me.
Man, Jordan ain't nowhere near, LA.
Who the fuck?
Yeah.
The fuck?
Who is Jordan?
They say nothing to me, too.
Jordan Loops.
Oh, no.
Shout out to my younger brother.
What's he doing here?
I'm not sure.
Maybe she won't give a fuck.
No.
Of course not.
So I gotta get rid of the same marriage?
No.
They didn't really say anything.
Shout out to my younger brother.
What's my name?
I'm fucking Jordan.
She's being zealous?
So we get sober.
So we get to our car wash.
No.
Let's just throw a party, bro.
Just us and you, too.
Come on, five.
It's a gathering though.
We cool.
We can do that.
Hey, do you want to keep washing the car or do you want to party?
Or do you want to drink?
Look at this.
You're moving out for AC.
I want to party!
Yeah!
Let's do it!
Why don't you do a little jump of the hand?
I don't know.
I was going to jump.
I kind of liked it.
What?
I ain't got a lot.
I'm going to keep an eye on it.
Now, one girl, that says she want to play ball with you, she kind of looked like somebody
like that you did like climbing or something.
Wendy's yep, we scared the same name. I'm not
I'm wait on George. I'm from the leagues and gonna do my taco Tuesday
Yeah, I just lie with me
Wait, you might like y'all these kids like being realistic y'all more so being friends with T veins
They doing anything for dream though. Like what the hell what the fuck are you talking about?
Yo, I would just let him have this one on one. No, but it's like what what are you talking?
What are you trying to do?
I'm really trying to understand, like,
what's the dynamic of your Taco Tuesday, bro?
I'm trying to understand.
Bro, really?
Like, it's two people.
Exactly like, y'all gonna cook the everything.
Bro, say, I think you is, the timing is a little gay.
It's the timing, bro.
Are you smiling about it, man?
Nah, I see me.
Oh my God, let me do it.
Let me do it.
I'm in.
Let me do a Taco Tuesday.
No gay, Joe.
No, listen, we were supposed to do it tomorrow.
I'm going out of town tomorrow, so I was like fuck it, let's just name the time to talk to him.
Oh my god, and he was just looking at me. Where you going?
I'm going to some, I'm not going to any places in Japan. I'm scared of that to the sixth kid.
So where you going? You don't want to tell him, baby?
I'm going to my baby.
Where's my always going?
He's in my baby.
What, the seat?
I don't know what's on the light.
It's a meal birthday.
Why you smiling like that?
He's fucking it sucks, gang, like, you...
I was at the inside of my...
What's going on?
What?
You're smiling at me for what?
What are you talking about?
You're not smiling at you fucking kids, bro.
You're smiling at your friday, boy.
Hey, what happened?
He was in that 5-TNT Twisted.
Hey, a lot of us are like, uh...
Joe Jones, man.
Yeah, let's go to church, man.
You know, I always want to go somewhere I can't go.
Let's get in a seat right here.
This shirt I'm going to say.
What?
You wanna see Jake drinkin' Jasey?
Well, yeah, I'll show you. Let me see it.
What do I want you to do?
I ain't even gonna sweat like a motherfucker.
No.
What about a rabbit can't take you?
Hey, hey, then they got a kushion in his arm.
That's why I be wet all the time.
I'm gonna get horned in his underarm style, leaking.
Can I get wet?
Hey, we'll be over here too.
He has 16 cents percentage of filling up.
I'm at 22%!
Ah!
34!
We're gonna have to take a butt roll with this thing!
Hey!
How the fuck do I know your shit, you idiot?
Hey, you on probation!
I just did this thing that you did a whole segment about us having sex!
No, you didn't.
I swear, you did a whole segment about us having sex!
Wait, what?
He did it!
He was like, I can't move on talk!
He moved?
What?
Fuck, he's talking to me!
He's not your mom!
Talk about T.O. Get the fuck big!
What?
You're like, what?
This is all I make his world with!
Am I mad?
I swear to God, every time I see my little shit, I'm posted.
But some told me to just watch it for long.
He like, and dog got hit, hit, and I'm standing there.
He probably just be ringing this shit.
Tio got a trap dig.
And move, he just nods a lot.
What?
I was lying, no.
The shade just be closed.
What do you mean he wasn't lying?
How would you know?
I'm telling the truth.
Nick didn't get his bruises on?
No, I just know my hitters.
What?
I said it on my body.
I'll throw dick down!
He said I'll throw dick down!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Oh my god!
You're wrong!
You heard it!
Woah!
You said it!
I'll throw dick down!
I said I'll throw dick down!
I said I'll throw dick down!
What the fuck is going on over here?
I
Did she still try to hold
It's my little nigga right here you met my little nigga
This is my little nigga, I got him a little lamb over here, this is my little nigga over here.
What's up big daddy?
Pop eyes on the way.
Pop eyes on the way.
I'm got him on a flat bed.
Why on a flat bed?
It'll be here in the morning.
It'll be here in the morning?
Mm-hmm.
I'll go watch the break, can you promise me?
They ain't had an alligator.
A bad one?
I don't know, I don't know.
They're gonna break his arms.
Break his arms.
My baby
Did I just hear it?
What was that?
That was so crazy.
He went gay for goodbye.
No!
So the guy turned, the guy didn't make you go gay, huh?
I said, turn the volume.
Hey, you didn't have a blue body.
Whoa!
Fuck!
When he tried to act like he tried to change subject.
Look, he tried to change subject.
He tried to change subject.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
He tried to drink the water.
Then he tried to run away.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look,
look, look, look, look, look, look,
Hey, they're laying in the microwave.
Why are you laying in the microwave?
What you doing?
Get off the corner.
We can see you.
We can see you.
We can see you, bro.
Put the water down, man.
Why you wetting your face?
Man.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
I'm nervous.
Oh, my God.
So how long have you been together?
Five years.
No.
Yeah, she's going to be my family and stuff like that.
You OK with his?
Yeah.
You OK with his problem?
What problem?
His little dick problem.
And a little more for him.
How many of them are in season 2?
I don't know, I don't know.
It's not like Shrek.
If it's going yellow, it's easy for me to suck it in.
I can do it quick.
Like the bigger it is, the longer it is.
But him, just 2 minutes, I'll knock him out.
You want some R.E. shit?
Just quick.
You want some R.E. shit?
Yeah, I'm saying with R.E. something, I can do better.
What you saying? What?
At least I'm on a R.E. shit.
He's so messy.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I
It don't matter what a niggas say they don't clip me and then it'll say
So I got you
I just want to back right back.
Look at that, look at that, look at that.
I got a box.
Okay, so the breaking of the deal is less than five minutes, and I can't get it done.
By the end of the day, then I'm not with that, oh shit, I'm still here.
Mmm.
Everybody got diamonds and chains.
You don't like the old school for real?
Find the break-in.
I'm here, I got 20, I'm here until tomorrow.
So we got until 12 p.m. it's five.
Oh, you go?
So I'm making phone calls.
You in this little one with 20% of the girls?
Yes.
I'm saying you go with the kids.
There you go.
How long is it?
Oh, her man is saying he's gonna call you back to me.
That's all I'm gonna say.
What's up, man?
Y'all make it too much money.
Y'all got extra room?
Hell nah.
Hell nah, son.
Who's gonna come with you?
Suki.
Suki.
Who's gonna come with you?
Suki with the Gucci Gucci.
What?
What?
What?
What?
That's fucking a girl!
Who?
Who?
Who?
I got a girl!
I got a girl!
You also got a girl!
Who?
Who?
You talk about a girl!
What?
What's your girlfriend?
Who?
Suki.
Suki with a cookie!
That's a good one!
Who the fuck?
Who the fuck?
That's what he just said.
I don't know where he got that name from.
I don't know where he got that name from.
I thought it was my name wrong.
He?
He didn't.
For sure.
I see a history.
I didn't get it wrong.
I see a history.
I see a history.
I see a history.
You got to be kidding me, I don't like the racist fooling you.
What do you got?
Huh?
Are you a trick?
That's what my biggest team is.
He got like 10 niggas there before.
I'm not about to tell him how he's fucked up.
I'm not a triple man.
Be honest.
What the fuck do you want?
Two more.
Two fuck up two more.
I need 10,000 now.
You're at 10,000.
Okay, so you're not cheating for the niggas.
You got 50,000, James.
You know I'm a trick.
I'm a trick.
All right, fuck that.
Who's got the biggest dick in the world?
Please.
You know I'ma trick me.
I like my dad, who got the biggest dick in the world?
Me.
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Hey, bro.
Bro, you're wrong.
Bro, I'm gonna be wide awake.
I didn't start with you!
I didn't start with you!
Who's burning?
He's burning!
He's burning!
Big dick!
I got my dick!
Where is the big dick?
If you're on the street, then shut the fuck up!
You looking for big banks?
He's talking about dick!
Oh no!
He's talking about dick!
I need to go that way!
I need to go that way, you know what I'm saying?
Five years.
Five years.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, respect him.
What's the favorite color?
Pink.
What's the favorite color?
Black.
Okay.
You about to have kids?
Um, shit, yeah.
If it's they could go in?
Your dick can't even go in.
Yeah, my VBL, we do, um, make sure you got to see VBL.
And you say you ain't gonna see it.
You look like Tory Lane's right now.
Tory Lane's?
Yeah, you look like Tory Lane's.
Wait, who?
I'm not going to go in.
I'm not going to go in.
I
I just want my guests to be comfortable, that's all, man.
I told you, yeah, why are we here?
You're gonna try like Kelly Williams.
Watch out, watch out.
The company, the two people are on the line.
Show up.
Slim life, hey?
Man.
Did you get a share?
No, no, no, no, no.
She gonna be ready in a minute.
Look.
She gonna be ready in a minute, look.
I can go bro, I'm not trippin.
I'm just gonna let them go cause these niggas keep begging.
They telling me to leave them they telling me leave you
And I feel like I haven't seen
I really want to see mama dog
five minutes chat we gone five minutes you know what I'll fuck with you you've
You got great energy.
Just keep that thing in there now.
Keep that in there.
Hold on, I'll show that.
Keep that in there.
Come here, do that.
No, do this.
You didn't get that.
Why did she just do that?
I knew it was going to happen.
I knew it was going to happen.
I knew what's happening.
I knew it was gonna happen. I knew it was gonna happen. I literally said don't show it and she did this
This job on the green though. Not good. Yeah good. Don't green
I knew I'm so fucking glad I moved the camera, bro
I literally was like no put it up. She was like
Shit that would have been bad. It's okay. It's okay
She says sorry look
Don't do it no more don't do it no more. Just don't do it no more. No more titties. All right
Whoa, she's still going no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry, okay
I think she just laid with this one.
Damn it.
She's still going.
Y'all seen the clips, man?
Let me see this clip.
They got a clip.
I can't.
I'm too loud.
You what that?
What you have to do?
Bullshit.
I'm gonna hack your stuff.
It wasn't me.
That is my head that was looking at you.
It was not me.
You know what I'm saying?
It is.
You know what I'm saying?
Shit.
Also, who want to do the 1v1?
I got to go to them.
Water, money, meat, don't matter.
I'm gonna take care of the money.
I'm gonna take care of the money.
You want me to go?
I'm gonna take care of the money.
George, like, two minutes away.
He's gonna give me, say, even two minutes
about two minutes.
I could have been victim, I would, though,
but he's telling me.
No
Different price points
Honey
I'm not going to switch up they want to go just let them go y'all
I
See in the chat. She got my my god
Yeah, it was my fault, I'm sorry
That was Kelly
That was Kevin.
Look at him.
No one watches.
She didn't really like the little bit.
It's not in there.
Put it on.
I'm gonna keep it a hundred.
No, no.
It's not in there.
He was on my ingest.
So it was like, it was my camera.
It wasn't.
It was there.
Why did he not see it?
But it was my camera.
So it was like, it's not there in front.
He just from.
It's not in there.
I'm trying to get her out right now.
Hey, get out.
Okay, we're getting her out.
We're getting her out right now.
We're getting her out.
We're getting her out.
We're getting out, we're getting out, we're getting out.
That's your top mob, bro.
You got this to your top mob, bro.
I didn't tell him to fucking shoot it,
did he?
I'll beat him.
It's Pluto, it's not your fault.
Oh, call it back and tell her it's just content.
Mm, that's gonna work?
Yeah.
Yeah, snick it.
Come on, come on.
Duh, why don't we dig it up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
End of your time living in a busted cold.
That's a cheat code.
I'm tired of reading up something like you.
It's just content.
I don't care, it's not content, bro.
Good work.
But it's just content.
Derek, Derek, you know, I don't know
if you're acting with that.
Oh.
That's not a good show.
Oh, we should call her.
Yeah.
Your best show you've seen her take.
Oh, no!
No!
Oh, my god, boom!
Oh, my god, no.
Oh, my god, no.
Oh, my god.
We scarred you!
You got kids watching you, kid, bitch!
You're not supposed to be doing that!
We scarred you!
What the fuck, man?
No!
Wait!
How old is the nephew?
Wait, wait, wait, how old is that?
You know what?
How old is he?
Oh, you ain't...
He scarred.
How old is he?
How old is that?
How old are you, Deodor?
Just say it, Rishi.
He's seven.
Oh my god, dude.
Thanks, guys.
You.
All right.
I'm sorry.
What'd he say when he seen me?
What if I said when he seen me?
He just ran off and laughed.
You scared.
You scared the fuck out of me.
You did it.
Nigga!
It was really move up.
Because he was like, oh, dude, that was you.
Nigga, I didn't do that shit.
I don't know.
I literally, no.
I was telling her to cover it.
It was going to pop out on accident.
She's like a little reverse psychology because your focus is on her, so she's like, I better show this because I'm trying!
Well, I'm down my head to see...
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Is he getting slammed on his head?
Where the fuck is George at?
God damn it!
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
Wait, how the fuck did you break your bag?
What happened?
What happened?
So, did you try to pick it up?
Hey, I'm not talking about leather.
Bro, we need it for the night.
What happened?
I think I see the bottom part right here.
Hey, what's that?
What's going on?
I see a piece of wood.
Come on, Chad.
I asked my dick.
Hey, wait, she begs.
Oh, my god.
What the fuck?
Oh, man.
What the fuck?
He got it like this.
I said, yeah!
All right, let's do it.
Come on, Chad.
Come on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
What's this?
How are we going to stick them up here?
Oh, that's a good sign.
That's good.
That's a good sign.
Somebody's not over.
It's over.
It's done.
I guess fuck, look at that.
He's still sleeping on the ground.
Y'all can sleep on the bed.
Like just the bed, Mark.
You know, I got a bunch of bad things to do.
All of your shit is for you.
Oh!
Oh my God!
Stop doing that shit!
Stop playing with me!
It's just coffee!
Play with me!
That ass!
You fucking broke my bed!
All my shit!
Stop playing with me!
Shit!
Damn!
For real!
Didn't you want to have a hit with a glass bottle?
It's just coffee.
Don't hit her.
What the fuck was that?
It's just content tWitch. It's just content
She did not get things back
Where are my kids?
Where are my kids?
Come on, let me get a little gipper.
You have fun?
Yes!
Woohoo!
No more flashing, alright?
No more flashing.
It's okay.
No more yiddies.
What's yours?
Hey, I got a...
We got way too many kids in the car.
And that you love someone you just don't know.
Right, right, right, right, right, right.
Right, right, right, right, right, right.
Chey, are you overstimulating?
It's a lot going on.
They just keep saying no.
No what?
Nothing.
They don't want us to go?
My brother's over to chat at all times
What the fuck
You just broke my
God, I didn't know I got the best part in this girl. I fucking do that
We I should have bought this shit
I should have got the suit up joint
She did bulletproof. I'm thinking about like customizing this bitch though. I don't see me
GTA shit, stars in a cylinder shit,
stars in a cylinder, little bullshit like that.
TV's ain't here.
What the hell are you gonna say to that TV now?
Put TV in this bitch, that'll be fine.
Like on life, too much going on,
but when it ain't nothing going on, it gets cool.
Man, this been top content right now,
but it's been a lot going on.
I fuck with her, before she threw her titties out,
I mean, it's a cool girl, man.
That's real energy.
Oh, she don't feel bad.
Come on, run, run the dog.
Bring him in, bring him in.
Oh, all these Chinas.
Hey, it's OK.
Run the dog.
Run, run, run.
Don't, don't.
Hey, it.
Oh, my God.
Don't leave.
Hey, it's not wrong with the Yetis, man.
No, we're coming back.
We're coming right back.
It's OK.
Right back.
It's OK.
It's all right.
I did a tricky move, but he didn't show me out.
So I'll trick on you, dear.
Thank you.
When?
He's saying, yo, man, move it up.
Move it up.
Now, come here.
Come here, dude.
Come on, JJ.
I got you, JJ.
No, no.
Enjoy it.
I'm going to text you.
Spin that shit, JJ.
Oh
Don't show that front screen at all. Yeah, oh
Yeah, I'm on my way right now
I got some nice shit though, man.
Oh, you brought her something?
I got some nice shit, bro.
What is it, is it?
I got some nice shit.
How you brought them liquor, bro?
That's so typical.
Liquor, man.
Come on, let me for it.
Is that a burkin?
Or that's a furkin?
I got some nice shit, bro.
Burkin.
Oh.
It's a burkin.
That's a furkin?
It's a burkin, man.
I got a burkin.
That's a fart, man.
She deserved this, though, right?
I said she was working hard at a certain university, and she said,
So you feel like giving her that?
I think she deserves it.
You're smart.
That's a good kid.
Just go to the front door, and hand it to the security.
Cool.
If you're on the side of the mansion, just knock on the door.
You got some shit to do in there.
No.
Thank you, man.
You're welcome.
I had to do it.
You know what?
I feel like it's a little out of gear.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, it's like that.
That's it, it's a parking.
That's real alligator skin, man.
This is really the regular shit, but I don't know what's that.
This is really a 30.
You know what I'm saying? It's a 30.
Alright, it's a 30. You sure that's a 30?
Yeah, it's a 30.
It's a 30's bigger.
No, no, it's a 30.
It's about like three of these bitches in a row.
That's not from Kenills.
buy wine I don't know the difference so I go real real long and that's my
little suit so why you just got it why you just got it in you know why you
just got it in you know see that's why you got a boom like that's why you
got a boom bro fucking why I'm telling you check test the way
You should have went, it's supposed to be a surprise to me.
You found me?
I ain't allowed him hot though, bro.
Can we get some of the drink?
We got his gas station, right?
George, can we get some of the drink real quick?
Yeah, we got a gas station.
We got a gas station.
Let's go to this one.
You think she gonna like it though?
We can go to this one.
Let's go to the brush.
I gotta go to the brush store anyway.
Let's go to that one.
You think she gonna like it though, bro?
Yeah.
Orange one for them?
Yeah.
I'm gonna say it for me.
Damn!
Oh, yeah.
Do you ain't even got a name?
I don't know.
You gonna say it from you?
You wanna go or not?
At least we split it.
You wanna say one more half-half?
I'm with that.
I'm with that.
We go house.
Brotherly love.
Alright.
But she not gonna split it.
15, 15.
She ain't gonna split it.
You ain't gonna go with one of you niggas.
Exactly.
I'm with that.
I'm with that.
I'm with that.
I'm with that.
We go house.
Brotherly love.
Alright.
But she not gonna split it.
15, 15.
15, 15.
Exactly.
And then I'm thinking about, what about Pudgy though?
Y'all aint bro, I fuck with Pudgy.
Y'all doing my nigga Pudgy's dead ass wrong, bro.
Y'all doing my nigga Pudgy, bro.
Fuck with him too.
That song was hard, he made.
That's the new biggie Smalls, man.
He bring the biggie back.
Nice guy's finished last.
Damn.
Sacks.
What do my mother do?
Nice guy's always finished last.
He's known and gave him my heart and he fucked around and broke that.
sad pretty girls gonna hurt you so bad you cool I'm singing a song the fuck
can't sing a song oh my bad braga she does yeah you got your little guy
chat stop telling me to leave my homies first they'd be like oh where
Why nobody together did it and now you want him to leave us
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Stop telling me how the fuck would you know that how would you know what your older cousin me look like?
That's what they game. Wait what what's that booty fire?
Bro stop. Wait. What is that?
No real shit
I'll take it into the grade
Game called booty five
These niggas the bang bro
Come on, let's hurry up. She's waiting over here.
I mean, we in the back. Y'all gotta go first.
Go that way. I'm gonna get out that way.
Hey, I got something to do.
Yeah, I got something to get there.
I'm trying to smell good.
Come on, fire.
Okay.
Come here, fire.
I'm gonna take you over there.
I
Feel to get on this side you good. I'm gonna get on on this side
Out of the sleep!
Drive
Go
Go go go go go go
Go go go go go go go go
Go go go go go go
Go go go
Out of the sleep
Alright
Alright, get on the freeway
No freeway, freeway, freeway
Let me tell you where to go
Of course they're not coming, guys
Duh
Why the fuck would they go?
Dirty dirt
Don't fuck I
Me so you address George
Screech! Screech! Screech! Screech!
What color is this?
I see some address. You go straight.
Like you going that way.
Ummm...
where um she did right
cool of course they weren't coming guys what the fuck it's my taco Tuesday and I want it now
it's just content
hey are you serious yeah right here dog listen y'all listen we have to we have to uh
I know this nigga bro this nigga George literally caught a flat tire the car to start driving on its own
It's just content
Chat come first
So now they appreciate that five W five
chat homies chat homies chat I am brought AP out today I'll never bring a
pistol a pistol for sure
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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you
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You
I'll put this, this is chocolate.
Hi, Chag.
You switched?
No, I'm not one.
I was starting to shame.
I was starting it, but then when I got into it a little bit, I stopped it.
I was starting to shame.
They saying hi.
Hi, guys.
You cook some tacos?
Somebody's gonna cook some tacos.
Yo, I said you make your tacos in a microwave.
I mean, give me, you cook your ground beef in a microwave.
Bugging, they bugging.
They said that.
The fact that they be saying that gave me mad tight.
I do?
They bugging.
Oh yeah, I do it from this home.
Nah, I don't make it in the microwave.
Okay, yep, okay.
I didn't get the pictures, I only got the pictures.
I'll get the pictures of you later.
All right, later babe, thank you.
Okay.
Hi, driver.
This is George.
Hi, George.
This is my mother's boyfriend.
For real?
Yeah.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Oh, boy, this is your mother's man.
Yeah, I'm like that.
You're a mother's boy.
Yeah, the boyfriend is like...
Boyfriend, okay.
Man, boyfriend.
She's gonna say the bottom.
My little man friend.
Man friend?
Yeah.
Okay.
I ain't got no mother fucker.
So I fucked your bitch.
Fuckin' shit.
Oh, I'ma bet, you don't want to play this?
I'm tripping, I'm tripping, I don't know why I play.
Why, cause me and LA now?
I don't tripping, I don't know why I play.
You know why you play that, what's this little beat about?
Wait.
You know, this is my, this is my sense.
Wait, hold on, wait.
I'm moving, you just fucked my head up with that one.
Nah, I'm sorry, I went to the last dream.
It was, that's it, my-
Who fucked those chats?
No, that's not my playlist, that's what I-
That was not your playlist.
I listen to that song every day.
And was he playing that before I got a penny on him?
I was just playing this before I got in here.
My literally was just playing.
I just said, too loud.
And the worst, the worst this, the worst.
The worst song you were playing,
not the one in the fire song.
No man, I'm fucking Pudgy man.
This is my dog, man.
Pudgy bear.
This is my brother who made man.
He hit them out, shut up on my microphone.
No, because it just started, right?
Yeah.
So what is this?
How long have you been streaming for?
Like, overall, two weeks.
Two weeks?
Almost full two weeks.
Sunday makes two weeks.
OK.
Well, you're going to start that, right?
I like your watch.
You know what I mean?
Thank you, twin.
But look, you're going to start it,
and then did you change your title and shit already?
I didn't give me no options.
It's OK.
You don't know nothing.
Go to Twitch.
Don't say I don't know nothing.
You don't know.
I am learning.
I know I'm about to teach you.
Technologically.
Technologically.
I got you.
Go to.
aves.
Go to Twitch.
Twitch.
Go to Twitch.
All right.
All right.
You don't come over here.
And another thing you got to stop
Ending your stream
Like you be ending your shit, and then every time you go live you got to change this
Just copy this
and do this
Folder same thing twice. Yeah, they said you your shit ended like you had it on it
Then I mean gonna end it you could have just switched to my camera and would have been on me
So you got it right here
So even if I'm home, I can just go in your shit.
Yeah, but don't do that because you don't know what I'm doing.
My camera might just be on.
You feel me?
But I'm going to be in power.
Let me tell you what happened.
I went to sleep.
I was on my homie Ingest.
He was doing something on there.
And they seen it.
Wait.
It just powers the camera on?
Yeah, like if the camera owned, then it would pop on.
And in the show.
So even right now, with Kai's, I could just go on Kai's shoot.
So I could have been in Disney World.
I don't think that's the same thing, Jess.
I think that's a different thing, Jess.
I don't think nobody got Kai's shoot.
I do have Kai's right there.
Yeah, but this ain't gonna do nothing to see.
No, no, no, don't go on his shoot.
No, you ain't got to shoot it.
Let go black.
He got a different thing.
But then you started, how you started on this?
I don't know how to start on this one.
Cook it, cook it.
No, I click, it's on, but.
Oh wait, maybe I gotta power up my screen camera.
No, no, no, no, no.
You gonna be on my camera.
Oh, it's on.
Wait.
Go to, yeah, go to Twitter, quick.
See if there's shit on it.
Guys, I'm still, I'm still learning the game of.
Why is it?
It says it's on though.
It do but it's not though.
Wait.
Stop serving.
You have lots of them.
What the fuck?
Click OBS.
Maybe.
Okay, yeah.
It says look.
It says you're an ingest.
Yeah, but you got it.
How do you hit start on this bitch?
I know baby, it started.
No it didn't.
Oh look, slide to start.
Oh, my gill.
Hey, what was that?
A gill.
What do you mean?
It's like if somebody, it's just like my mic,
something from New York.
It's like open neck.
Oh, okay.
Swipe it.
It's like a neck burn.
Okay, good.
Sing, yeah.
All right, I think it's on now.
She should be honest right now.
And I could watch.
So we basically got the same chat.
now you got your own chat but you have
but it's my camera
okay
so much
cover up shop
rub the glitter in my arm oh no I spray that so it's perfectly
place there.
That hurt.
Sorry.
So how long did you go straight for forever?
Yeah, I really, I really enjoy it.
See, the thing about me is that I never liked
like, Instagram Live, Tiktok Live
because I felt like
I used to just let people have whatever
any persona of me
and I never like, I used to like, never like
Defending.
Defending myself, like.
Something to be holding on social media and not just
In my head, I had to embed it like, it's gonna go away.
Like, say it's gonna be took by somebody or someone.
But it's like, ever since I started, like,
streaming and people got to see, like, my,
there were, I was scared to, like, start
because I was like, my mouth don't be having no filter
sometimes, you know what I'm saying?
And you might say the wrong thing
and it's just no taking back a lot
and, you know, clips and stuff like that.
So, like, now I'm out of my head.
Like, now I love it because I feel like, you know,
I get to just do me and people love me for me
and that's just that.
Yeah, to them.
Internet be bugging, that should be getting me tight.
Yeah, do you go on TikTok a lot of Instagram live?
Yeah, I go on Instagram, I go on,
I'm never going on Instagram live.
I always go on TikTok.
Instagram live, I get nervous.
That's how I feel, like you want,
like something you want to say the wrong thing.
Not even that, I just feel like,
you know, a lot of people follow me that I don't,
but then again, at the same time,
it'd be like, these niggas see my clips.
So they know what type of nigga I am.
So I can get on there and be myself.
But a lot of times I get on Instagram live
and don't be feeling the same.
It's like the group.
Yeah.
It's like that's my game sometimes.
Yeah, Instagram is not.
Like I feel like Snapchat, my Snapchat is game.
Yeah.
It's like Instagram be such a mixture of like
people that hate you and they be like,
whoa, people that hate you.
That's all.
And they chat move too slow.
I can be like going, but they don't be going going, you know?
That should be giving me mad type.
They said, Pudgy recording, we shot you right now.
Ah!
What happened?
They said I'm about to start East Coast, West Coast beef down.
Dang.
So he's-
Let's give him one more bite.
Like that.
Thank you.
So you're supposed to be, I think it's already on.
That's right.
No, it's not though.
I know that, but something's wrong with it, it's a little sour.
Okay.
So you supposed to be faith?
Faith.
Yeah.
I'm faith.
Okay, okay.
Now you're about to do something that's like games.
Some people watching me.
I'm like, come on.
Go ahead.
I'm in the room to speak.
They say you purposely trying to talk to me.
I can't fake faith.
They mad bugging.
So, yeah, a lot of people are telling me you were too violent.
You were too violent.
You were too violent.
You were too violent.
You were too violent.
You were too violent.
You were too violent.
You were too violent.
You were too violent.
Yeah, a lot of people are telling me you was too back on the pull-up.
I'm like, wait, what are you doing?
You know what I was for Halloween, not too long ago, probably like two years ago.
What was that, y'all?
I was too back for Halloween two years ago.
You was?
Yeah.
Which one?
This.
I had, like, the backwards hat.
It's not my style usually, but you know, the back was hat.
What happened to the...
Yeah, it ain't nothing.
It's okay.
I get it.
So how long have you known Pudgy since Dream of You?
Um, except your neck is burning.
I got my Pudgy at Dream of You. It was like the first time we met. It was like, it really was chemistry there.
So you like heavier set dudes? It's like your thing?
I feel like with Pudgy, he's more like a personality thing, but with me period, like I feel like I don't really have no type.
Like I can't say all like this type of guy, this type of guy. I'm more like a personality, like a vibe type of person, so I'm really...
It don't matter if he was...
Black, white, brown, Puerto Rican, Asian, big, skinny, tall, short.
So you're like white dudes?
I actually never dated a white dude before, but I wouldn't, she didn't.
I like what I like.
That's that.
Me too.
I don't really have a description to be like this,
because you wanted to find that person, you wanted to find something that you don't like about them.
Facts.
True.
You just gotta go off odds.
Because I'm a Pisces, I might not like somebody, I might like somebody today,
and I might not like you tomorrow.
What's treasure training coming out of the game?
Treasure training, I don't know what that means.
What do you, what do you, um, pice, what's so special about pices?
I feel like it's like you get what you get different versions.
Like, it might be spicy, it might be sweet.
It's, you get what you get, basically, these types of, types of.
I'm a labor all I do is tell the truth when I'm obsessed at the Libra side
That's actually one of my bars why we didn't go to the studio
Let's talk on Tuesday, right? You said you will be recording in the crib
Not suffer going I do but I don't which is logic. No, I'll be using
You learn how to work logic. You get this up? No, not too much. You know how to press record and send it? Yes, I do. I press record and I know how to shrink off whatever I'm not going to use.
And when we started, I not had to do that, I switched to beats, but mixing and mastering,
I leave that to the engineers, I stick to what I know.
Yeah, I used to be an engineer, I mix and master, make beats.
Word?
We need some beats, let me know how to make beats.
You make beats, so send me a pack.
I got you.
How much do you need to be paying for beats?
Listen, I don't do the vacuum, you tell me.
Oh, okay.
So, you know?
Yeah, I make beats.
I might as well give you a few fun facts about me.
I played baseball for five years.
Are you serious?
No, I'm not that serious.
I used to play flag football.
For real?
Mm-hmm.
I was a walk-on for the Tigers, but it didn't work out.
What else?
I ran track.
I completed the qualifying for the Olympics but I tore my ACL so I used to be really athletic.
That's why my foot, when you look at my leg, it's like a little skinny because I had to stop working it out.
I worked my shit out a lot.
I see you said football, track.
No, no, no, no. Football. Baseball.
Baseball, track.
Baseball, yeah.
You tore your ACL.
Mm-hmm
My mom and that's it. Let's get you lying. You know I do none of that. Why do you think I'm lying?
I'm sorry. I see a whole child laughing at you
If that was true, they wouldn't they wouldn't have been laughing. You know I think you're trying to you know sometimes you can't sell me a train
Thank God
You know we're going to
Sometimes I'll be lying just a lot of that bad
I'll be doing that too!
Yo, I'll be lying sometimes
They be like, why did I even lie to you?
You know after you lie, you gotta keep up with it
Yeah
You feel me? I'll be doing that too
Sometimes lying is fun when it's like
It ain't serious
Now I ain't gonna lie about nothing that's crazy serious
Not lying, not exactly
Well sometimes you just want people to
You know the best part about a lie
It's like you'll lie to one person
And you just want to see if they get around
Get back to you, right?
and he was like, look at you, you don't think that's my boy?
I never did that before.
No, you tell a lie and that's how you know
who got a big mouth, because it's her cool to block.
Turn the corner, make a left, and then they get back to you
and you're like, hold on, that was a lie.
Look, I just tricked you out of your spot.
Mmm.
You know.
No, you're both in a box.
So I know that you're dirty.
Hey.
Yeah.
to the Bronx before where I was on some corner and then niggas start deeming
he said move around for we get you wait you don't know what part I was in front
of some liquor store bro that's the Bronx that's every that's everywhere in
the Bronx a liquor store at Delhi is a lot of shit they say they're gonna rock
if I heard every move what took you to the Bronx I move you said what what took
Get to the room.
Um, I went for a music video.
Oh, you shot a video out there?
Uh-huh.
Wait, who was it?
Wait.
Do they know Bonnie and Tyler Yahweh?
Well, my thing is they wasn't patenting the rocks.
Patent?
What's their name?
They wasn't like, they didn't get it.
They didn't hold no weight on their block.
Whatever block they put you on.
I don't know.
Whatever corner they put you on.
I thought New York could have guns, so I figured by the time of motherfucking, get to me, I see the knife.
So in New Jersey you have a license card, so that's the difference.
It's only like five minutes away from each other.
I don't know, what y'all talking about, Chad?
They say he be lying.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying your lives be good cuz you keep you like keep prolonging it
But then you make your lives so good that it's like
Like mad different sports
You know, they said lion-ass Libra
Make us look bad with all this lying shit
I don't have a problem maybe we should save this for cooking
Should we save like these conversations for cooking?
Thanks, Kappa Horlicks HQ for the gift this ups.
Who's Kappa Horlicks?
Isn't that the house?
Isn't that the house that we reported content out of?
I see what this nigga off.
Kappa Horlicks, then yeah.
Alright, so boom.
You said don't say what?
Yes, we got a blended stream.
One of the last how you give me subs.
Who that?
Hey, hey, hey, love bro.
You gonna miss me, go for it.
Yeah.
I dream on your biggest fun.
Who that from the UK?
I was hung up on him.
It's the Cap-a-Hardest HQ nigga.
He just, he's a nigga that never gives me subs.
He from the UK?
I guess so, yeah. He's what we call a gooner.
What's that? I never heard of goons, but I never heard of gooners.
He's a gooner.
What's gooner?
I heard of gooner.
No, gooner is, say it's a cow.
A goon that's going?
No, no, no, no. Yeah, he's a gooner.
So like basically a gooner is somebody with like LSTDs.
Wait, what? One thing about you, you're going to start a rumor about somebody.
I don't start a rumor.
And they just was too mad when you started that room about the more campus with Spike
Filiiii.
Nah, but he's not.
Gunnar is somebody that's like very infatuated, less Filii with women.
He's a Gunnar, so.
So you know Gunnar.
You got him.
I ain't gonna lie.
Wait, my shit is frozen.
I'm hungry.
All right, my stomach is on the gate.
What do you mean?
Why you can't just talk?
Man, I ain't gonna lie.
New York, yeah, I gotta, like,
start talking regularly, man.
My stomach is on the gate.
Wait, why are they saying broken, broken, broken?
Shhhhhh.
You know I look out for my guests.
And which I was looking about on.
Shhhhhh.
Tell you a little chat.
Yeah, on the gate is like this.
You said my stomach is touching my back
Did you just say that no that's like a saying like how you say I want to get I
Said I'm hungry somebody says stomach touching my back. I guess that's another way to say it
Gate my stomach on the gate. Yeah
So you're hungry
Okay
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
There you go.
Way easier.
Are we going to go buy everything?
Yeah, we about to do right now.
We're going to get all the food.
Usually get all the food.
I don't want to go ground beef today.
What you going to go?
How, what kind of tacos?
That's what I do every week.
I want to live every week.
All right.
We're going to go see food tacos.
All right, strip.
Or chicken.
Chicken.
Chicken.
Chicken.
We're going to go chicken or we go strip.
Okay, chicken.
Okay.
They said feed that woman.
Cabo has HQ with that big 50.
Never mind, he ain't burning.
He did not, he did.
He just get to be 50.
He just get to be 50, he don't burn for real.
You call tomorrow and say he don't never say you know something.
Yeah.
He not burning.
Yes, you're a great guy.
My boy, clean that up real quick.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Yeah, we could do, we could do shrimp or jerk shrimp tacos.
you
I don't want to know, nah, we coming back guys.
Is it good, John?
Hi, y'all.
I see your muscle.
I'm starting to have it for that though.
It's not good.
Okay.
Glad you'll stay.
Is it good now?
Question. I got super market guy. Let's take this like what does make us feeling out of here. I'll be having a
I keep the hold on that's how it is in LA
Damn
We'll be start. Keep going. Make sure they got drinks. So it's how about that drink sauce. I got it's gonna be like a aisle that has
Because, um, huh?
Jerk sauce?
Oh, sorry.
Jerk sauce?
Jerk sauce
It's gonna be like international or something like that.
You think so?
Yeah, let me see.
Number two?
You been here before?
It's your spot.
Oh, they got jerk sauce here for sure.
Jerk sauce.
How do you know it's right there?
Okay
It's gonna have like the Goya product. Oh, yeah, it's gonna be okay someone with the Goya products
Okay, we're getting warm. We're getting warm
I'm gonna let you lead the way. There's no jokes. Let's see how I could tell us not
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yeah, you don't have me.
Thanks for your money, sir.
It was okay.
She got us down at the house.
Jerks us?
Oh, what should I say then?
There is no jerk sauce in the area of California.
There's no jerk sauce.
I repeat, there's no jerk sauce.
Exactly, order.
Yeah, exactly.
You got to get it from New York.
I'll bet.
All right.
We need to own.
What's next?
Hold on.
We're forgetting something.
I'm gonna save her.
All right, that's it.
That's it.
All right.
How you doing, brother?
Wait, so wait, hold on. Gilles was in there?
Gilles was ass.
She knows ass, though.
I don't know. Why do you get olives?
It's for the black beans.
I ain't never had a black beans, all right?
Um...
Let's go.
Okay, so...
so what what's that was that I last read ground beef and what else you said
what ground beef and what else if the tortillas which can I like the bigger ones
because the smaller ones be falling I like the smaller ones cuz they cute
Oh no matter how many people is going to eat how many tortillas no that's good
I got another pack but they don't got oh no this only eight they don't got a
bigger pack of this no these are good tortillas this is the same shit right
Is it good? Carb master?
Oh, yep. All the carbs.
Is Keto friendly?
No.
Yeah.
Definitely not Keto friendly and not gluten free. I need all of that.
Yeah.
This burrito to us.
Yeah, that one's huge. Maybe the other side.
This one got 20s, but that's the same.
Mm.
Mm.
It's a lot of burrito.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Do we care about carbs?
No, I said I don't want gluten-free and carb-free.
Give me all my carbs.
Okay.
I don't need it.
I'm gonna get my 10K steps for the day.
You count your steps?
Nope.
You?
Yup.
10K a day.
10K a day.
So if you got 9K in this midnight, what you gonna do?
Gonna walk outside?
Sure is.
Well run around the kitchen 60 times.
Cheese.
Okay, cheese.
What kind of cheese?
Mexican?
Mexican, yup.
Not that brand, reduce fat.
Who eat reduced fat cheese?
You killing me.
I don't eat no reduction.
Wait, hold on.
Crab?
your craft is good the mixed one though yeah that's what yeah chatter jack
sour cream it should be over here somewhere green sour oh sour
I don't know.
I felt like what I've been hearing.
I was probably over here towards the milk.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
That and...
We married to Strip.
We're gonna get the jerk.
So jerk, shrimp, taco, with salantro and...
All right.
What up, man?
Hi, Mom.
Ha ha ha.
I'm a superman, baby.
All right.
Right here?
We walk way past it.
I like to squeeze them on.
sign about when you get it from that guy huh make sure make sure the date is good
oh no you just ate tacos last week so it should be good that boom what else we
gotta go to the veggie aisle we got to go to the seafood aisle meet over here
right? No. You got um, we'll have a season in Zubat. I'm not gonna edit that. Okay, here we go.
What kind of season is this? Like, I think she should have her own. Yes. As long as we got the jerks
looks good. Because then you need like onion powder, garlic powder. She got her own.
I wish you get the shrimp right there.
Like fresh shrimp?
Yeah, so it's not no frozen.
Fresh shrimp.
Like them guys are thawin' up.
Thawin' it up.
Thawin' it up.
Like this right here?
Uh-uh, that's cooked.
This one.
They don't have to peel more, so we can get it.
So we gotta peel them?
Peel them.
Do you have any girl?
Who about these?
No.
I don't know about those.
I never had that.
These are like fry like for like a seafood boy.
Yeah, we trying to get some shrimp.
Do you have any more of the peeled shrimp?
I don't have any.
Do you have any large ones?
I think you don't have any.
Okay.
We'll take this one.
I think like two pounds should be there.
Wait, let me see how much is two pounds.
I don't really know how much that is.
I don't know nothing.
I would never come over here.
Wow.
I've never been over here.
Wait, let me see, let me see.
Uh, that's good.
I think that's good.
I'm gonna cut it up.
Yeah, that's good.
This is the strip that we have
and doodle in it, though, huh?
No, that's easy peel.
Easy peel is already clean.
It's cleaned already, right?
Yeah, it is clean.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I don't...
I don't know about this one, the one that's closed.
Yeah, well, I don't check.
What happened? What they talking about?
I'm gonna let you take control, all right?
Who, me?
No, that's all.
Reggie.
Thank you.
Let me some onion.
Okay.
Let me taste it.
Um...
Salantro?
Sure. Alright, bro.
You know the bags to put the vegies in?
The vegies, yeah. Let me get it.
Maybe some type of use.
All that period social commons stuff, keep going.
That's shit, man. I would never do that.
Look in the mirror.
Yeah, I think it's true.
I never knew there was different type of...
I didn't know there was a different type of parsley, and I didn't know there was a Italian parsley and a
Curly parsley. We need cilantro.
Is this this one? Oh, you're right. No, hold on. You don't mix them. You need another bag.
Now we can mix these two.
What is this? Cilantro and parsley.
Um, we need a jalapeno.
This is a mess.
A mess, probably.
Can I grab something right here, please?
Thank you.
You like spice?
Huh?
You like spice?
Spice, yeah.
Yeah.
I like spicy.
You need another bag?
Yeah.
I'm gonna get some tomatoes.
Three tomatoes?
Yeah.
Tomato, tomato, a red onion, a lot.
you
you
you
you
you
You got like the, you got like, um, olive oil, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you got olive oil, right?
Yeah, okay.
See, this is what I'm saying, like, I really just go on door dates.
No, we good.
I'm just saying, like, it's so much to come here.
To come to the supermarket and get, I get it.
Yeah, man, it's like...
It's alright.
You know what, I'm the type of person, I don't, I don't like people who want push-ups
Who shopped for me?
I'm making people who shopped for me.
I need a seat.
I need to fill my veggies.
Vinegar?
Vinegar.
I need to be able to pick my own stuff out.
Every time I be ordering off Instacart,
they just need, yeah, it's no love and effort.
Taco sauce next time.
Yeah, taco.
Oh, yeah.
I don't lie, I'm real deal hunt for my bad,
I don't even know, I'm chipping, I'm chipping.
Two seconds.
Two seconds.
All right, but...
Um...
Oh, where we just literally came from?
Where we just literally came from?
Okay, taco sauce.
Oh, we need...
Oh, wait, we're not making chicken. Okay.
Um...
I don't see it.
You know, my first job was a grocery store.
You know, my first job was a grocery store.
job was a grocery store. You know I had 22 jobs. Really? I worked in a name of place.
McDonald's. I worked at every McDonald's. I worked at very Hymn for a day. What happened?
Why you quit? I worked in a draft room and it was overstimulated for me. You just quit?
So I dipped and I didn't even give a damn about the check. I just was like, I can't do this.
Hmm. Do you get any black names you said or no? I got some, I got some black names.
I'm trying to sell something every time.
Hurricane Wendy's?
No, I never worked at Wendy's.
I worked at Chuck E. Cheese.
I worked at Dunkin Donuts.
I worked at...
I worked at like 4 Dunkin Donuts.
I worked at TGI Fridays.
I worked at Dunkin Donuts.
They was like higher than...
They was like all the gas stations on my hood, so I was just like, fuck it.
How old were you when you got your first job?
Some of you. I was like 16.
I always worked my whole life. Sometimes I worked.
You like medium or high? Let's get medium just in case.
I work in some high.
Yeah, I always had like, from now I had two jobs, three jobs.
At once?
At once.
Yeah, I'm not slow.
I had my first job at 14.
Where?
Program.
Oh, I never worked in a supermarket.
I was just a bagger, you know, I had a can even, you know, that is.
But that's what I'm saying, with the baggers, they don't, um, you get paid on tips, right?
No, I was gonna pay like 45 dollars a week.
A week?
Yes.
But you know what?
When I was working it was 725.
But they only let me do like, um...
Asserting my dollars.
Yeah, like, cause I was a minor or whatever.
Yeah.
Hold on, let me get this one for you.
Well, I feel like I'm missing something.
Let me see what's going on.
I was...
Wait, they saying it's blurry.
International, uh...
Oh, yeah, that's new.
It's new.
But not.
What age you gotta start working in?
The minimum age you gotta start working in.
I started at 14.
Uh-huh.
Let me tell you what happened to me.
14 is, though, young to start working.
That's calm.
Calm, I can get you some weights.
Yeah.
I want to get some of that.
But what happened was.
What?
That changed my life.
I was back when I was an old man, right?
You know what I mean?
Like 65 years old.
Mm-hmm.
And I accidentally put the milk on top of the bread.
And smushed it?
But I didn't put it on there yet.
I was fed to him.
He was like, what are you doing?
That's why you don't get to take the big bucks.
I was 13.
and I went home, I cried and shit.
And then I started training for baseball
and I made it to the Tigers.
That eyes?
Why are you lying?
Could you not lie?
I lied about the second part.
I lied about the second part.
But that was gonna be a little crum-a-law.
Yeah, but the first part was real,
like that really happened.
Yeah.
That's what changed my life.
So he basically made you wanna go get it?
Yeah, I think they closed.
I gotta give you something. I ain't even gonna call a dame. I don't give a...
You gotta give what?
I got lettuce. I got avocado.
Did you try to tell me stuff to get?
What do you think, babe?
That's not even a real beef shabby.
Well, huh?
Why you don't get a salad?
Or a sandwich?
Nah, cause I don't want to eat too much.
Too full of it.
Cause I'm really finna eat the shrimp.
How are you doing Steven?
Good how are you?
Nice to see you buddy.
Hey, I just met you.
This is crazy.
Let me make sure.
You too brother.
I'm trying to think about more places that I did work at.
I worked at Chewland, I worked at Jessica's little...
That sounded like you.
I like those jobs of LACS to get commission.
I worked at the Jeep dealership.
I worked at my first car that I bought myself was Jeep.
My was a Ford Focus.
And then I got a four mustangs.
Then I had a Jeep.
Then I had a 650.
Did I have a Jeep?
Jeep Cherokee, yeah.
No, Jeep, um...
It's like, it's all that.
A Wrangler?
A Wrangler, Wrangler, Wrangler.
It's a pink one.
I know, it's like that.
I had a Grand Cherokee.
I still got it.
My mom got it.
Should we go to the Becker store?
I think they got better shit.
I'm gonna make like real cocktails like this like a spicy margarita. Yeah, or like
What's it called puree and shit like that?
Wait, what kind of you are we can make puree what's where are you at? Let's throw a puree
We just get strawberry and you ask syrup and you smush them
You want I don't know how to do that. I'll get sure very
But we might as well just buy it though, right?
I don't know how I'm saying it.
We're gonna have to go to the store.
I can door-dash it.
You want to door-dash everything when I can just go get the strawberries and the sugar.
But then you're making it from scratch.
Yes, you just smudged it.
It's congested over there.
But do you got sugar?
Yeah, we got sugar.
Is that how you make puree? You did this already?
Oh my God.
What happened?
I gotta go through the metal detector.
Oh.
Hello.
Really, you gotta go.
You should just go to the store. Now I gotta get back in line and see.
I guess you might get strawberries or something.
I already paid.
We got a self-check out, yeah.
Oh, she already went, all right.
Wait, where you at?
Thank you.
I walked right past y'all.
Yeah, but we got to go self-check our already paid.
So he in front of us.
That quick?
Yeah.
I bet.
Now, that's getting back fast.
Okay, I'm going to start.
So, wait, what kind of...
You want to make like a strawberry margarita?
Yeah, like, it ain't necessarily got to be a margarita,
but it's like...
Like a strawberry lemonade?
Something like that.
So, do you want me to get lemons?
We got limes already.
You got limes for my...
I think we got here.
Not your chef?
Whatever you think.
No way, it's only three.
That's not enough.
So, you want to get some lemons?
Yeah, I just like a like a bag of lemon you get stressed out so
Making shit scratchy shit
Sorry I was trying to make them
now what is you better stay tuned for your fifty dollar
What's up?
I'm chasing them.
We forgot one thing.
What?
Avocado.
Do you eat avocado?
Yeah, I got nothing.
I got nothing.
I got nothing.
Please.
Thank you.
Avocado?
like like pour but make sure it's right right how I know it's right squeeze it
make sure if it's soft so hard avocado nice I said right in the book so
squeeze it like that if you could do that if you feel like that then it's right
eat it today but if it's hard you're not gonna be able to see this thing.
Okay. Alright.
You got it?
Man, man, man.
Man, it's fucking the avocado.
We're gonna send no fetch five
I got 5.
Oh, no wait one second.
I got 5.
Oh, this looks 4.
Sorry.
I got 5.
I got 5.
I see them saying, I see them saying too soft.
No, no, no.
They say it's too soft.
Let me see.
It's good.
Look.
Check it out.
Waste it.
All right, this one is no good.
Now we're no good.
This one's too soft.
Hey, yeah, I was snitching on him.
Oh, this one's too hard.
Oh, that one's way too soft.
Look at that food pay for one thing.
I know. Come on, let's go.
Oh, wait.
I thought this was the bag that we was dipping in.
Ha, ha, ha.
I'm not gonna go.
And you didn't go so that's it.
Now we good.
I guess you wanted to show up every mint lemonade.
Where I get mint from.
Wait, but make sure.
I'm sorry.
Cause I thought about that.
You know.
You know I shoulda had a list.
Mint.
Man, I see man, man, man, man.
Man.
See now I'm gonna teach you how to make pico from scratch.
So your next time you have your next taco Tuesday,
You want to whip out the pico flesh.
Mmm.
Yeah, you guys.
Ooh, this smells good.
This smells like mint.
Fresh mint.
Then yeah.
The thing is, I can cook if I really took the time to learn.
It's so easy.
These like TikTok and chat,
you could literally learn how to do anything.
I just can cook.
any mill.
I just need to be too busy.
Yeah.
Sometimes I'll go food shopping and my food will go to waste because I want to not even
have the time to cook.
Wait, what's the number for this?
Oh wait.
It's a big deal.
It's a big deal.
It's a big deal.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
See it? Scan it.
Yep, you can do this.
Yeah.
Yeah, boy.
Scan it.
I got it.
We don't got no ads.
No ads.
No ads.
No ads.
No ads.
No ads.
You're a bad man.
Thank you.
We did it.
I'm expecting this to be fun.
You know I'm.
Look what they're doing.
What?
yeah I got the onions already guys and the tomatoes I ain't got no cash
He said he's gonna get caught today.
You ain't got cash yet?
Tell me your cash then.
Oh, I left it in my other bag.
This for you or your school?
My school.
You don't want that for you?
He said yeah, but I know that's right.
Wait, you got the barcoles?
Yeah.
Oh, that's hustle.
Yeah but it's for the school though.
Who bought your pockets?
What's your cash up man?
You want this for your school or you want it for you?
And then look, I'll send you something and then you can send your school something.
I just spilled water all over my face.
Uh oh.
Be a nosey.
And since you're a hundred big dog, sing your school through the hours, alright?
That was so sweet.
Keep 97.
I'm gonna put this back because I know what it's like to try to have to push these cars.
I've got to find a place, you know I used to do this.
Boy, if the camera wasn't right there, you would have left it right by the car.
I'm trying to figure out how I got out over there, I need a little bit more space than
No problem, brother
Oh
Why you got that right there?
Got a what?
That
Oh, I know
A little something
A little something with it
Wait, how can I do?
I told you I played MLB, you don't wanna listen
My ball
So question
Why um
Why we
How can I put my thing on YouTube too?
All you want to stream on YouTube at the same time?
Yeah.
See, you gotta, I gotta fuck with your toolkit, because I don't understand it.
But I can show you, I can show you how to do that shit.
Okay.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
They said woo, lady, and disheat the same store, right?
I see them.
I really know.
They for sure not over here.
They for sure not over here.
No, not over here.
They for sure not over here.
We would have never missed the Norbit and Resputia.
That's so cute.
They got the same pajamas as well.
They are playing Norbit and Resputia today.
That's one of my favorite movies.
Which are favorite movies?
My favorite movie?
No.
Do you like movie or just movie?
Just movie.
Hunger Games, the first one.
I feel like I was in there.
I was in the movie, but my favorite, my favorite new movie?
What?
Obsession.
You ever seen it?
Best movie ever?
You know what I was thinking about?
Obsessed to be honest with you.
No.
I didn't think about obsession.
Obsession with the best movie I've seen.
I can't not only remember the last time I was on TV
so watching a movie.
Why?
Because my daughter.
Why she can't watch it?
No, she just wanna watch.
She runs into the house, so like...
Cocoa melon?
You know, she likes, um...
Well, I try to do, like, Bonnie, Tully Tully.
All of a sudden, he switch up real quick.
Yeah, she switch up real quick.
She be ready to kick them off.
He be fucking with Cocoa melon.
He can't...
I'm turning Cocoa melon.
He, like, turn that off.
They tell you that?
Yeah.
He be like...
That's funny.
You can tell me a whole different thing.
He's like dinosaurs.
Yeah, she just be having like her days of the week, but she just be wanting to watch.
She love bluey.
Get some of the bluey?
He don't really fuck with bluey like that.
Really?
He used to fuck with bluey, but he also grown into shit right now.
Like, he more so fucking with like...
Like what?
Like, he like watching like, like he into dinosaurs, but he also like watching like, stock videos.
What?
Stock videos?
Like how to trade stocks and shit.
I know how to trade stocks.
my day trade. Really? I'm in a discord. I got a group.
I read boom. So let me tell you, when gold, silver and metal was
up, my heavy metals is up. It was the best thing ever. I was
telling everybody, like, yo, my gold by silver by copper. And
then when they say it, I'm telling you, the inflation was
crazy. Then it was like, when you start taking them L's and
just treating it like it's like it's gambling or something.
That's when it gets hard
cause really it's stuck in contracts and stuff.
Yeah, but I ride the long-term trade
than the day trade, if I could say that,
like by long-term contracts.
You ever day trade it?
No, I fuck with like crypto.
Play me a what?
I fuck with the crypto, see?
You scared me, I thought you about the burpo on me.
No.
Like, you know, you're gonna suck up the air before you bite the bird?
See, that's why I don't do this, because every time I get comfortable and I be myself, people
make my voice.
That's not your voice.
I've never heard that voice before from you.
Yes, it is.
And don't use that shitting hand.
You almost hit me.
Rock.
You know, huh?
Don't talk like that no more.
I don't talk like that no more.
I don't like any fake call me over God.
I think she's about to burp.
You know I'm talking about when you suck up the air?
Yeah.
And you let out a loud one?
Mm-hmm.
But that's what you're about to do.
Yeah.
So I thought you was like laying the door, hang out.
What the hell?
I be fucking with like the crypto and shit though.
What, like Bitcoin?
Bitcoin, XRP, Ethereum, shit.
I did. I bought a Bitcoin when it was $126.
Ouch. Ouch.
Uh-huh.
You couldn't tell me I was a sprung believer.
I said, yeah, I mean, buy warrants.
I had a million, I had a million.
I was like, oh, that shit gave you a headache all day.
It didn't help me. No, you can't.
You gotta leave it.
You can't.
You gotta keep looking at it because it's like as it goes down and low you like them. How am I looking at I got
And those coin okay at one cent
Right
Actually before one cent
I didn't sell that's where I fucked up because it shot up to 70 cents
And I'm I made I flipped 50 to 1.5 didn't sell me
50,000 50,000 to 1.5
That's amazing when gold and when they had that heavy metal line you could not tell me
nothing.
I could have started my own discord class where I was teaching my bucket.
I was the only fan to teach people.
Only fan to teach people.
So what?
Oh that's actually smart.
I'm actually really smart because you get to take people to watch you.
But you also put a people in a position to make some coin.
So yeah, I was like, I was in these contracts
and what I really messed up is that I didn't sell
and I kept second guessing and I felt like with trading
you need to go with your first instinct.
And as long as you're in the green,
as long as you make money, you can't be greedy.
So I was, when it did that tremendous drop,
I was in it on a Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
When I said I couldn't think, bro, I couldn't think.
Like my head was hurting me so much
I just watched it go from 80,000 just shrink shrink shrink shrink down to 32 hours
I had your man tight
Odee Odee
Market was Odee bugging
Yeah, that was the great one
Yeah, you're not you're not a gay keep up that is that is true
No, I'll be let, you know, from somebody else getting rich,
that don't make me not getting my money.
Exactly.
Like me, I'm not a gay, but I hate when people gay keep.
I hate when people gay keep.
You need to be, especially girls be gay keepin'
with their doctors and just actin' like
they gon' come out the same,
but you ain't gon' come out the same.
It's too different situation.
You can snap though heavy.
Me not, used to be.
I was the number one snapper for the minute.
Oh wait, I need to see I got some subs.
Thank you too well too.
Not well, but it's up.
Thank you.
No limit.
I mean, you're such a...
I'm in a hangout.
I'm doing a try on your pee bit.
They trade us easy, wait to 30 minutes after the...
No, but sometimes...
Let me eat your hair, son.
Y'all, word.
See, there's a lot of...
There's a lot of people that trade in this shop.
Can I leave my, oh wait, shut up, I'm gonna bring it.
He know what he doing with the camera, huh?
Yeah.
Shut up, shut up.
Shut up, shut up.
Man, that's a two-do-two range about the car.
No, I'm like six foot.
Yeah.
Fire!
Fire!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Ladies first.
I'm going to take my shoes off.
Mm-hmm. I need some socks.
Sure, why not?
All right.
Huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, take the shoes off.
Alright, great.
That is my biggest puppy.
This is it, F.
Yeah, I got it.
I got it.
It's the ice with the matter.
Is the ice with the matter?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's emote?
Emote is the little pictures that pop up.
Thank you guys.
We need more mods.
How do you get, know to trust the mod?
Somebody you see out of town, see the socks like that?
Them look like they're so tiny.
How big your foot?
I'm a four.
Yeah.
And six and one minutes.
No, they just look at them.
You said you don't slip and fall.
No, yeah, you're right.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, I've been holding me down.
Thank you guys.
Hey, tiny.
Me?
I was, I was always this tiny.
Oh yeah.
He has a lot, a lot of work.
All right, this is the kitchen.
Yeah, this is nice kitchen.
This is the kitchen you soak them in, right?
Yeah, completely redone.
It was a completely different crib,
completely different house.
Nice.
We did it the whole place.
I love renovations.
Oh, yeah, this is the type of drawers I like.
Oh, you guys, that's home.
We had a season in speed days.
What?
On chat, they acting like some weird niggas.
New Russian nigga?
I would never.
The shit they saying here, I would never say this shit to nobody chat.
Weird.
Kitchen looks nice.
Woo!
That's Oxtail sauce.
That's all we got.
There is the old jerk in our house.
We should want you to like to get it.
See.
Yeah.
I'm streaming to who the hell not.
No, we could have never streamed because it's just, well never mind.
Once it's not on over eats, I don't know what to tell you at that point.
Who the fuck is Wu-Wa-Bang?
Who the fuck is Wu-Wa-Bang?
That should work, right?
That's right.
I didn't mean to think it in this household,
but it was in the back of my head.
Mm-hmm.
Did you remix it?
No, that wasn't me. That was Pudge.
Oh, okay.
You know, Pudgy Doll type shit.
Pudgy Doll.
It's my SUV stick.
What's that for?
Oh, just to re-chat, so I don't gotta hold my phone up.
Oh, all right.
Selfie stick I was really sick. Oh, I was really sick looking around. I hate
Okay
Turn it to the side, I think yeah
All right
Thank you boom boom boom boom boom boom boom all right, is your mom here?
Nope
And at the moment oh wait
How do you work this soap dispenser?
You slap it?
Yeah, kind of. Yeah, right there.
Oh, that's cool.
What do we do first?
We are going to wash right here.
That's one.
A lot of paper.
Then we're going to grab the paper towel, wipe it through the towel,
Love, love, love, love, love.
No, I'm just okay.
Ha ha ha.
Dream, you are.
Aw, thank you guys, that was so good.
I'm so excited.
It was cool like you were at the Cabo Holy Spirit.
How much people live at the Cabo Holy Spirit?
That's not good enough.
Yeah, we need that church for us.
Yo, we need that jerk to us.
We need that jerk to us.
We need that jerk.
Thank you.
Don't.
Oh, God.
You got your microphone on.
Oh, no, the party.
You got your microphone, bro.
They said you're peeing in the air.
Yo.
Move.
Daryl.
That's because I wanted to do the makeup today, while I'm doing it today, I'm gonna beat my face today.
They said you peeing in the air.
Huh?
You peeing in the air.
I'll turn on the microphone.
No, you didn't.
They heard you.
They used to sound like that.
Literally, they used to sound like shit.
They said we like, I sound like teenagers when I stay as your mom here.
You don't use a teenager. You be like, is your mother in there?
You cut school.
You should cut school.
When was your GPA when you graduated?
I don't even remember.
I was a long time ago.
So long time ago?
Long! Long!
Alright, so, I'm going to give you a simple task.
Mm-hmm.
Just wash the stuff.
Yes.
Yes, ma'am.
Yes, ma'am. Thank you.
So I'm supposed to wash the lemons?
Yeah.
Look at this.
This is, it could be like stuffing it, like dirt and stuff so you don't know where the
lemons stand from.
And then, you know, I'm going to just cut it and squeeze it.
So if you cut it there, you let me wrap it and then you cut it.
The dirt go in there.
Exactly.
No jerkslust is crazy, so what are we going to put it on the shunt?
Nah, I'm gonna find some. I think you just being too particular. You trying to find some shit you see at the deli.
Nah. Our goal was jerk shrimp. Jerk shrimp, cilantro.
Yeah, it was, but when do you need the jerk? Do you need it in the beginning?
I'm receiving the shrimp.
What's the jerk?
Yeah, I mean I could cut everything. This meal requires a lot of preparation.
separation, so like cutting, a-a-a, just down to a third.
When, I think a jerk though, I think a sauce for some reason.
It is.
You got old baby and garlic?
Yeah, we should have a lot of that.
But I'm damn near married to the jerk now.
I said I'm saying, and it's gonna slap.
If you saying warmer, we should have these.
I told you warmer.
But when we searched, yeah, we searched.
What was that, Uber Eats or Door Dash?
I'm not going over each right now
Y'all supermarkets is very bougie. I don't got the walkers with section
Pimento seeds
Jerk jerk sauce, right? Yeah jerk sauce. I just keep saying Jamaican jerk
Yeah, Jamaican jerk. That's what it is Jamaican jerk wing sauce. No, what's the difference?
Let me see how look cuz I just want to like walkers with or grace
and then a lot we might got to just get the Jamaicans the private selection for
this one 30-minute marionette Caribbean jerk them ain't it though we like walk
us with a grace but it's okay we could sub lorries I mean lorries Caribbean
jerk I never heard of lorries and jerk making a collab there's no like Jamaican
supermarkets not over here okay let me see we could just get one of the way I
can okay fine you don't have a jerk sauce I mean you got mad friends over
here you don't have me wherever my friends is and maybe you see me on
stream but like and they they they don't have jerk sauce what if I thought I
didn't forget the season yeah what if I find a jerk spot all right put jerk
season and put your season and put your season you're right you're right you're
right W. Niche look big but they put your season look look this is your
making restaurant right and they have jerk sauce no put season and original
jerk sauce eight ounce bottle no it's actually the season like put your
season can I just buy this just because yeah you bought it after we just checked
Jerk season, jerk season, you write about that, you write about that, yes, oh my god!
We was put in there room this whole time, we put in jerk sauce, it was jerk season and
that's you, let me see, yeah is that what you said, damn, there's no sooner one, for
priority, your stomach just growled, I heard it, dude, you in a gate.
Okay, so just order this one.
Is that the closest one?
Yeah, that's good.
Let's say that's mild and spicy,
but mild, but I'll make it full spicy.
It's hot and spicy.
No, you should.
That one.
This one?
No, that's hot and spicy.
I don't know if you're gonna be able to handle all that now.
Okay.
No, whatever.
But just, all right, so get the hot and spicy.
But put priority, maybe you'll come a little quicker.
But this ain't George Sauster.
Yeah, that's what I needed.
They heard just that make.
No, it wasn't at the store, guys.
Maybe trained patients said,
Mom, I'm trying, so God, I'm trying.
His mom might have it in the drawers.
It's not in the drawers.
What happened?
We got Jack's seasonings.
Jack's seasonings.
You got Jack's seasonings.
Seasonings.
Seasonings.
Jack's seasonings.
I enjoy the rub.
The rub.
The rub.
Yeah, look at the sticker, George.
This one.
Uh.
Try to come around.
That's right.
I feel like he's been in here before.
Yeah, that would be the end of the show, the end of the show just takes so good with
He was in the room.
You got a climb board?
Climb board, yeah.
This one right here.
This is what you want.
Uh, not us. That's a certain plate.
This is a cooktop plate.
Wow!
So, cancel it.
Good job, E.
Well done, T.
So now cancel it here or are you heading to the store?
No, I just cancel, cancel, cancel.
Let's say you're heading to the store.
Thank you so much.
Okay.
Let's say you're heading to the store.
Just see if you can cancel it.
Wow, we got it, we got it, we got it.
Yay, okay, boom.
We kept saying jerk sauce
and everybody was just jerk seasoning.
I can't cancel it.
You can't fuck it. I thought it said 42 minutes. Yeah, it's still in here though. I'm confused like
I didn't look I didn't stick your beef shabby in there my what beef shabby
What you thought I said, I don't know I'm just
Should I you got a cookie
Try it.
It's good.
It is?
Gee, Jude, I just gassed you to do that.
You got a um...
Are you not supposed to do that?
Not... I mean, you could...
It's a season in though, so you technically...
Maybe you're supposed to cook it?
Was that wrong Jack that shit was actually like good though. That's what I'm saying. You just basically had jerk beef jerky
You got on
you got a uh
Like a a boat
They said like you'll be okay. What kind of boat? Yeah jerk beef jerky
Fire.
What happened to her butt?
Um, like, um, so I can put, put, like, like, wash stuff with it.
Yeah, like, that's fine.
I'll take these.
So how's mom life?
It's the best.
Like, my daughter really changed me.
Is that, is that like, cliche to say?
No.
You say my child changed me.
It's like, for like, nowadays, I think more with more intention, more purposeful.
You want to claim more limits?
Yeah, not just clean all of them.
That's for a hooker.
That's for a...
Could you add one to that cart that you've got right now?
When the guy in the store?
Okay, the first fucking Tuesday that I guess I actually took, yes, and you have a strainer.
This is lit that you got two sinks in the kitchen.
No, no little shit.
Little shit that counts.
I like it.
Yeah, we could do that.
Oh, what you want?
Nah, that's what I... I drink that.
And Neho or Rapasaro?
And Neho? I mean Rapasaro.
What's the difference?
Neho is like, um...
...1942.
Rapasaro is like...
...um...
Rapasaro...
Rapasaro...
Rapasaro...
I don't know what it is.
They said I'm the first guest. I thought we'll see you at the truck.
No, that's a hell.
How many guests you had?
The Taco Tuesday?
Yeah.
I haven't heard about it.
And let me get a strainer please, if you got that.
Maybe like ten.
Ten?
Maybe.
And ten, good uncle?
No, no, no, no. They can. They just talking shit.
But you are like going like...
the extreme extreme making making people that I know now it's a real this is
this is probably the most advanced taco Tuesday for sure
I don't know what the fuck going on it's me going to go to the joys I don't know
do it okay this is starting to somewhere
It got in me.
I just used one.
I bother me on who's gonna be good because they said you'd be messing up to me.
Yes, I definitely would.
That's right. It's good, right?
You got a bigger one?
But I think, I don't, just be both of them there. If I need a, I'll use it.
I'm making my taco today.
Making my taco today.
So every time you have taco today you only do, you only do round beef?
Nah, I did like turkey and shit like that.
Chicken.
You ever did shredded chicken?
Mm-mm.
That's not far though.
So we put the beans on the taco?
Throw on the side.
No, you won't put that on the, tostarros.
Mm.
I know what I'm doing.
Do I gotta watch me cook?
You don't want to watch me cook?
What is the olive's for though?
Olive juice. Oh God.
I'll probably look mad brolic when I did that, right?
I got it. It's okay.
Thank you.
Okay, yeah.
So I like to put a little bit of olive juice.
Let's see.
Oops, sorry.
I love juicing the beans don't judge don't judge see that's why I'm trying to be
out of my teeth is I don't want my special ingredients
you're good
I bet that normal check no don't be it she definitely know right y'all be on my
snapchat I know how I give it up I don't play music you want music yes
please but what if I want to talk first no we could put it we could put it low
what what's the joke sneak this one how about you read me some of the comments
Maybe they got questions to me guys. How about we do questions?
This was you all I already know what you got that
bags.
What you want me to know?
Bag her's foot?
Yeah, I was.
You was fighting?
No.
I don't know about you.
Condoning them activities.
Let me look at this.
That do look good.
All right, but it's not done.
But it looked good though.
It's not done.
I don't really know what it is, but something happened in there.
Okay.
It is.
It's done.
I wasn't beans.
That's what you want.
Toilet, ain't it?
But you on the toilet ain't it?
How's the leaves?
It's fire, it's more like for the seeds.
Is this the right top lid? Nah.
Girl, yeah, the spoon, I don't know where nothing at in this kitchen.
You always eat tacos with women.
What?
You think I'm gonna have a taco Tuesday with niggas?
What they wanted? That's what they wanted?
I would never.
I was talking to them, babe.
They said, Pudgy gonna be mad. You gonna sit on me.
No, Pudgy. I told Pudgy already.
What'd he say?
Um, they said that thing moving like a Caribbean mom is mad funny.
with the on the you know I told him I've already had so what you're telling
what you say I see he put me on the spot though what he said he said who you
wanna what you doing tomorrow I'm gonna lay he said with who I said to do a
class that no he said to do what I said a collaboration that with who he like
I kept trying to light, you know what I'm saying?
Um, I'm looking for, that was garlic I need onion powder.
And then I said, I said the bro.
And he was like, who?
And I was like, the homie.
And he was like, who?
And I was like, and I said you.
And then he was like, he's coming.
I said he was coming?
So he's coming.
So he ain't gonna wait here?
Mm-hmm.
Might take a little bit to get here, but he coming.
No, I'm joking. I got my phone.
Let's call him.
Why do you keep comming in the bro? Stop, bro.
Let's come in.
I said that. I said that.
Oh.
You know what? You got a screen protector?
Screen protector?
I mean, not screen protector.
I know. The privacy joint?
Yeah.
Mm-mm.
Hey, you calling?
Yeah, why not?
I ain't got nothing.
Hey, Pudge. Whatcha say?
Nothing. What are you doing?
Nothing.
You look nice.
Oh, thank you. You're so sweet.
You look so good right now, Mariah.
Dang it.
Why you look so good?
Well, actually, I'm not that good.
I'm not that good.
Why look so good at it?
What do you mean? I'm cooking.
You don't look like that to cook.
Bro, don't start me in toxic.
Where's my mother? I'm not playing with you.
What's up, man?
What's up, mom?
I said you know...
What's my f***ing big stuff?
Alright, stop.
They told me, my chat told me to do that.
My chat told me...
My chat told me to do that.
I told him that she knew I was here exactly so let's see
We don't have that you dog. You know how that you and say all right. He's smooth
He's trying to click you. We're gonna. How about you big dog?
I said, why would you do that?
What you thought I said?
Did you say move?
I said, move.
Why they call you move?
Why they call me move?
Yeah.
I think I said move.
Huh?
I think I did say move.
I don't know.
Did you say move or move?
I think I said move.
I don't know.
Did she say move or move?
I think I said move, move.
Because you was going to hang up.
But what, um, nah, it's um.
Why did it call you move?
That was just my childhood name.
I really kept it a secret for a long time.
I just let people call me DDG there.
I feel useless.
Can you tell me to do something?
It's OK.
You could just sit there and talk to me.
So it was like my childhood name for a long time.
I kept it to myself, kept it real sacred to my family.
And then, they started hearing my family call me move
and I was like, you know what?
Oh, so they didn't know and they just heard them call you?
Yeah, so I like, I like when people call me move.
It makes me feel,
makes me feel comfortable.
Bro, stop using that voice.
When I get comfortable, I say this about real voice.
You know what, it sound like somebody.
What?
Like an actor.
What you were acting, yeah?
Chat, what actor?
It sounded like one of the parts of the movies
when they just get sexual, right?
When they put the music on.
Like one of them little radio voices,
a sexual one, like a sex line voice.
Do you want to sound like that?
I'm about to call. It's about to get real late. We're taking after-calls right now.
I can hear what it's like.
It's about to get real late. We're taking after-calls right now.
Turn your radio's up.
Turn your radio's up.
And turn your something down. Think about it.
I thought about doing like voice acting yeah, I think you would do great at it
Especially the way it just come off naturally
Yeah, just what it is
Alright, enough, I get it
Are you Swartz Nita?
Nita?
It
I'm a Swiss nigger. No, I'm a Swiss nigger
Let me shut up see that's why I'm do lives
Prime example
Yeah, I need a better knife
Like a more a more credible one. Oh, that's it's bad. I think that's not behind you
This one yeah
Please, wash it up for me.
Thank you.
I'm just a washer.
Well, you could have helped me cut,
but I don't know if you know how to cut it this small.
I thought they'd say,
I thought they called you move
because you used to like to drink milk when you were younger.
Nah, I did used to like to drink milk though, but.
Like, maybe you was a titty baby.
Uh, you said you was not a titty baby?
Like, maybe you was a titty baby, that's why they called you Moom.
I was a formula nigger.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I don't know, I can ask my mama.
Yeah, sir.
Like, that's what that name sound like it come from.
What y'all think, yeah? Let me get that knife.
Don't you hurt yourself.
Thank you.
Be careful.
Yeah, it's my mama.
What's up?
What's up, Bess Fett?
I couldn't know.
Okay.
Okay.
Thank you.
Yeah, I went Bess Fett.
You was a tiddy baby?
No, I was a formula baby.
My daughter's it.
My daughter's it.
I was a formula baby.
I was a formula baby.
I was a formula baby.
My daughter's a, my daughter's a titty baby.
For real?
Yeah, I breastfed for 14 months.
When you stopped?
I didn't stop purposely, she didn't want it no more.
Yee!
I went away, I went to, I went to London, came back, and...
She ain't want the titty no more.
She didn't want it no more, she was like, no.
Okay.
Babies don't, babies don't...
I feel rejected.
And babies don't know how to like let you down with like oh
Yeah, it was no ease it really was like
Keep it a little bit it was really like my I'm done
Let me get a um a bowl to put this in
Please
Are you about to just scoop it in there?
Yeah.
Keep it in there, put it in there, because I'm trying to honestly, what's it called,
minstermeist?
Meist.
Meist?
Minst.
Minst.
I think minst is the plural term.
Minst garlic.
Yeah.
was a secret. I've never told nobody before. It's about to be a law. I was a
valedictorian in high school. Valedictorian? I graduated with 4.0 straight A's. Oh
that's awesome. First generation college student. What college you went to?
Central Michigan University. What? Central Michigan University. Central Michigan?
I want to college too. I want to Bronx Community College. I mean Bronx Community College. I
want to Hercumar County Community College and I want to WCC Westchester Community College.
Did you feel like you learned something there?
Yeah, I learned a lot. Especially when I want to go to college. I learned how much I needed
my mom.
I'm okay.
Don't cry.
right yeah I feel like it was too much freedom brush out of high school I'm
left-handed so I don't really know how to cut I'm left-handed are you right-handed
I'm left-handed so I don't really know how to cut like that are you crying
cuz you show you don't step in you want me to know back to do it
Don't cry. It's okay. I can step in. It's okay.
No, for real. I was supposed to put a wet tissue next to it.
You know you put a wet tissue and you don't cry.
Really?
Well, if you wasn't, you would wet the knife.
Chad, what's the...
I think it's a wet tissue next to the onion.
Or if you wet the onion.
No, I wet the onion because I rinsed it.
What's the um
Run cold water. Oh run cold water
Now you gotta cut it all the way through
you're definitely gonna cry the way you talk to me.
No, it's the easier way to do it is to take the knife and then you just do it with the
with the bat.
Like that, and hold the bottom, and that's how it's going to go.
Like take the big piece and go here.
I did it the first taco two day I'm actually learning.
Are you going to remember those?
Nope.
I'm trying to cry.
Yeah.
Cry about that shit.
Cry about that shit.
What did you say that you talked about in relationships?
Um, the toxic and relationships.
Toxic? Me? Never!
You do blocking people?
Absolutely.
Absolutely?
No.
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
I feel like that's just a way.
You do your own blocking?
You know what it is? It depends.
I don't want this situation.
If I'm done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done,
you're not going to love me. You're not going to love me.
But if I'm like done, just one done,
then she might want a little private call, you know what I mean?
Yeah, baby.
Little try, you know what I mean?
That's how you do it.
Oh my God, bro, it's still making me cry.
You all dead.
We said eat a slice of bread, not to cry.
They're just making shit up.
Yeah.
Nah, your shit is wildin'.
This shit wildin'?
I'm mad buggin'.
This shit gave you tight, huh?
That shit gave me tight with my mother.
Oh my gosh.
How are you not tearing?
Is it a cutter?
Real games is no crime, man.
Okay, it's a box.
Oh my God.
Can you see it put your face in the freezer?
Really?
They just saying shit.
Let me see.
The freezer is like a droid.
It ain't the regular open up freezer.
They said W. Bro says duo.
I
Will earn it a
All right, so the shrimp
How many brothers and sisters you got?
Or I don't even one
All right, I think you done minutes minutes setup, but just hold on calm down calm at that
Okay, um, the, what's that word?
That means like, calm down, like, this is perfect.
All of this, all of this is perfect.
But these little big chunks.
Okay.
And then after that you can put it in a bowl,
and we got it.
Gracias.
Gracias.
Gracias.
If you was to learn another language, what would it be?
Um, Spanish.
Really?
You need to download.
I'm gonna ask for a little bit more.
But it doesn't matter.
Yes.
You got to download Dialingo.
Do a lingo?
Do a lingo.
I need a little baggie.
Man, this shit is making me
way easier.
Oh, you have hacks?
How you not crying?
I really can't just don't cry, man.
So you never cried before?
What made you cry? Tell me.
I'll jump in.
Alright, so what made you cry?
Oh my God, just threw a damn shrimp in the garbage.
It was less than five seconds. You think we could pick it up?
Not from that chair.
I mean, that's not really garbage though.
It's not garbage, but it's just because they're watching me,
because if they weren't, I would have picked it up and put it back in there.
These people is not perfect. That's what streaming need to understand. Yeah, you ain't got to be perfect
That's why I wish you would threw your gun up. I
Would show through my gun out the window and it would have hit somebody
Why would you do that? Oh?
My god, so let me give her up. We'll make you run
How many times do you think you cry as an adult?
How many times I cry as an adult?
What's adult?
Eighteen?
Yeah.
I got you some tacos too, bro.
I'm hoping.
What?
Um, what's it called, uh, let me see, eighteen?
I'll probably cry maybe like over the course of 10 years.
Hey, what made you cry?
You being around the bush.
Just, what made you cry?
Shit, um.
Death.
Maybe you lost someone.
Yeah, of course.
I didn't know he was getting deep.
No, there's anything in life, like,
maybe you got your heart broken.
Crying over a girl.
Maybe somebody took your girl.
What's the reason, what's the, what's the reason?
I don't know, I don't cry over girls.
I might cry out, what a girl.
Aw, that's so cute.
I would, I would, I'd say my cry over a girl.
What's girl you cry with?
Huh?
What's girl you cry with?
What are you looking at, like that?
I don't know, you can see me from the angle.
Um.
That's shit, I don't know.
You know.
I don't mean they ain't gonna know, but like.
No, what was that crying over though?
That's all I know.
Who that?
These questions are scaring me.
Can I call you by your real name?
No, I'm not from me.
My real name?
Yeah.
Hey, George!
What's the topic I got to see?
I tried to get to the meat, the meat margarit conversation.
He's probably a nerdy.
Nija ID though.
Nija ID.
This nigga lost his mask.
There ain't nothing I'm gonna do.
Huh.
He's going to the front for a wig on this nigga.
He's just banging on the door and shit.
It's for the liquor.
I need
I don't know why nothing's that bad
We'll be proud about
I lose a reason a movie. You cry for a movie. I did cry for a movie. What movie? Inside Out 2. Inside Out 2? The Cartoon?
Or the emotion about your emotions. I cried about anxiety. Exactly.
I love so much anxiety. Yeah, I cried. But we got a strain already.
Oh my god, no, no, it's gonna make me crash
No, it's crushed off this $50 if y'all can figure out
Try to figure this out what you do what you do you just buy gift card you put it on it. Yeah, there you go
I try to figure it out. I don't know what happened
What the fuck?
He's a little baby-ass butter.
I'm gonna be straight with you.
Something about the...
Bro, you cry at the love show?
Did I?
Did you cry with me?
When you met your son, I cried like a baby, booganoes.
Well, what color is your boogers?
Cheer.
Green.
I think it was Claire.
Okay, that's good.
Claire and Salty.
That's Claire.
Yeah.
Nah, um.
What?
She and I cried.
I didn't cry when I got my son up.
I was even more shocked.
Like, oh my God, how did, wait, so wait,
Did you have a natural birth, did you have a natural birth?
Yeah.
You know you did not.
I did, on my life.
For real?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Not the whole shit.
After my sister was here.
I felt bad cause I was lowkey yanking his head off.
No, you did not do that.
I did.
What?
I did.
Baby.
It's crazy, just how.
I saw him barely cry.
He didn't even cry when he came up.
My daughter was violent.
How, how much he weighed?
I forgot, like six pounds since she had it.
Yeah, my daughter was six pounds.
So I'm not gonna get it.
They were so tiny, don't they go by so quick?
It's like, it's a hard journey,
but then it's like when they,
when you look back, you was like, damn.
When I found out my daughter is like growing,
like getting bigger, it's the clothes.
Cause I couldn't really see it.
Cause we spent so much time together.
But like when I would buy like three months
and cause when she was born, she was a preemie
and then she went into like newborn.
So like, well as I would purchase new clothes
and it would get big, the size would get bigger.
I saw her know that she didn't get bigger.
But I couldn't see.
You feel me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But.
W parent talk.
This is why I like to play music
because if I play music,
we can't really have these intimate conversations.
No, you're right, you're right.
I mean that's true. I was in I was in on in labor for 24 hours
For real
24 hours
They said the two worst things in life is getting set on fire and having birth and giving birth
He's that bad. I was pushing for four hours
And I had a girl
Yeah, what if you like
It felt like I was I don't even know what to compare it to because I never
felt nothing like that before like it was just a crazy experience and then when
you have the epidural you get on my mean mime
I'll bet on that.
I bet it's going to die.
Dude, you can activate this, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Is that already on?
No.
Yeah, you turn it on and then we can charge.
Yes, guys.
I do not play about my insula.
I love being a mom.
Like, that is one thing that I want.
Why are you getting me to let it die first?
Wait a minute.
You're gonna die right now?
It's just starting right now.
Makes me not.
No, that's serious.
I made my sister know when I have kids.
After she seen that fur ball, from the peripheral, she said, nah, what the fuck was that?
Usually you just see the ball of hair.
Yeah.
She was like, nah, I'm scared.
Facts.
So you don't want no more kids?
I don't think so.
You know what it is? It's just like, I feel like we're progressing and I feel like every month, it's a new...
Like, I'm just introducing something new.
Like, now she's party training.
Last month, now she know how to get off the bed
and walk to the door.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
It's just be like another journey.
And I don't think I want to start it over.
Like, let's just grow together.
I'm gonna have me a nice little blended family.
And that's cool.
I'm cool with a blended family.
That's it.
I don't think I want to have more kids.
I'm good.
I know I can't have a baby, so I discovered that.
So, what you doing?
You lost the game over, what are you talking about?
What's that talking about?
Oh yeah, put the file cream in a free,
yeah, W Blended Family.
Make the move, move.
You want me to read what they say?
Yeah, please, I want to know.
I can't read it.
They say I'm not reading chat.
Make the move, move.
She talking about us five.
Make the drinks.
Mary heard five.
Okay.
Why you read that?
She wants us five blend us
bliss
Blend us is funny
out shoulders
Account shoulders. I said count shoulders. What do I mean?
I'm brought let me show you
Count shoulders. It's like this is like
How many shoulders do you see right now?
One, two, three, four.
Mm-hmm.
Oh!
Ah, yeah, I think I slicked.
I heard you.
What else?
Just do it.
Ring her.
Bang.
Number one wingman.
Gas.
W. Hymothy.
Bang.
Healed.
Um...
Healed.
W. Edit.
Curl it from downtown.
W. W. W. Wang man.
Never say never.
Yeah.
You know what to move?
Two hand move.
Don't say that.
What's two hand?
Oh!
There you go.
Hahahaha!
How did he know that though?
Question.
Hey, it was just someone that
chose somebody to say it.
They said you two hand move?
I did like this little love show and shit and dance.
Oh, I remember the love show.
Yeah, I was.
How was that? How was that?
I had fun.
I actually enjoyed it.
This shit was cool.
What you did in LA?
I love show?
Yeah, I did in LA.
It was like the Emory and the Hood kind of thing.
I actually enjoyed it.
You watched it?
Yep, I did.
It was a lot of girls though.
25, you know, like shit.
Okay, I know that's right.
but they was like um they said I was too like strict timid maybe you're scared
you know ain't never scared that's a thing when you got around that much
women if I gave you a little anxiety it's just what scares me personally you
want me to be not keep it up please for once for once for once I'm 28 I'm
I'm handsome, rich, like, come on now, let's be real,
let's not be dumb, you know what I mean?
So it's like, but when it comes to this camera,
I just can't get jiggy with it just because it's like.
You feel like people be faking it?
Nah, it's like, I don't want, like,
why would I give away the sauce without the meat?
You know what I mean?
Go and explain that more.
Why would I give away the sauce when I know
more food is gonna take my ingredients?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, why would you give away the salad
and you be dressing?
Oh, man, man, what the fuck?
OK, so at the end of the day, do you
feel like you found love at the end of the show?
No, but I did.
It was hella entertaining, though.
Yeah, I didn't find love.
But, like, I grew to like a girl, you know, I like them.
But it's like, I knew it wasn't going to be nothing, you know?
I want to do a love show.
But I want to do a serious love show.
I don't want to sit there and then,
I feel like with the cast, with the cast,
I feel like at the end of the day, I want a serious one.
But what type of niggas you like though, because it depends on what type of niggas you like,
because certain niggas won't go on a love show.
They ain't gonna go on a love show.
Hey, so we not in love.
Maybe not in home on my love show.
You don't get to skip the line.
Right?
You don't get to skip the line.
Fuck these niggas they ain't about to skip the line for.
Because it's your line.
But my love show, it was just content.
It's just content.
It's just content.
Okay, no management.
Got some jalapenos.
What I did, like after the show and shit, I did feel like a little bad.
Wait, they said my beans is on fire.
No, it's not.
I'm gonna push it back.
Because I almost forgot.
You felt like what? After?
I felt bad.
Why?
This smells really good.
Okay, I'm trying to show you.
You got the vibes.
I just I felt a little bad just because for some of the girls
Yeah, cuz
They someone like really like me. Yeah, as you should there's a love show. Yeah, but at the same time
It's like did they really like me or did they like you for you or did they like you for?
What came with me right? You know what I mean? So that was that's that's a problem that I have
That's a problem that I have in today's world
Where it's like I don't really know
Like, I think the girl that I'm probably supposed to like settle down with, you know how they
be like, oh, have a farm, white picket fence and shit.
The girl I was going to do like that, she's probably a regular girl.
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that though.
But it's like, when it comes to me fucking with a regular girl, it gotta be like, I don't
know if a regular girl is not in the same industry.
She got to understand.
She got to understand, but also, like,
how do I know she's really there for me at this point?
How do you know she's there for you?
Yeah.
You got to test.
How you test them?
You got to do certain things you're going to know.
When you find the one you're going to know,
it's just like little things you hope to do,
and you be like, damn.
Like, it's the God who will...
Are you, are you, are you going to church?
you read the Bible? Well, I haven't read the Bible. I do. No scriptures. I haven't been
in church in a little while. I do believe in God. I do pray. Okay. Yes. Well, that's
great. That's that's a great stuff to give to what you. That looks so good. Yeah, we
We got to put the jerk.
We got to put the jerk, man.
We got to put the jerk, man.
Oh yeah.
Look, turn this over.
Maybe no one.
Honestly, I, is there obey here?
I'm tripping.
I'm looking for it, but I can't find it.
Yeah, God lets you know for sure.
Like, it's things you wanna go through.
It's things you wanna go through
with somebody and be like,
It will kind of like show you why that's your person.
You know something?
And a lot of situations,
but like it's just,
if she purposely showing me why she's my person,
because she know that's what I'm looking for.
That's the best part about it.
You should not, it's not gonna be like that.
It's gonna be like, for me,
it's gonna just happen with Tom,
with things to go through and just,
you're not gonna second guess, you will know, trust me.
Right.
You ever proposed to somebody before?
We never got that close.
Nah.
I think that's like-
Do you believe in marriage?
Yeah, but I don't want to be married once.
I ain't trying to just throw out rings and shit.
Yeah, gotta throw out some rings.
You do me like.
You gave her four rings and you think she'd be outie.
We got obeyed?
We got obeyed?
Almost straight
Don't let me take you off
So yeah, dog came over and he was saying that you left your herby medicine over here. Oh
He's trying to steal my dirty back wait wait going back. What is that? I ain't got no damn
No, but why are you saying that though?
Why wouldn't he say that?
He's got a nurse me somehow some way look at me
What I got to get nerfed
Know what that mean? Yeah, they got a nurse me somehow
Exactly black people will stick together
That's a fact
Yeah, I don't know how it was him asking what you will speak at all that was
That's what they did for me.
Shhh.
I'm asking everyone to be kind.
Oh man.
If you don't call him back.
Yeah, call him back?
Yeah.
What if he wasn't joking?
He is joking, obviously.
You know what it was?
He's having a good conversation
and he's trying to stop it.
See?
God be sending you time.
You know what?
You want me to talk over what?
Drop off what?
You need to hurt people, it's another pill bottle that says 70 anti-miotic, I don't know what the fuck this is.
Deionicus came over here for the...
You believe it?
No.
You know why? Because you did that when I was in...
Exactly, they still in my dirty mac.
Okay.
You can't hear yourself, you...
I'm screaming.
They said, God sends you signs, and he made a great point.
Stop saying, what's your type?
So they don't, yeah, that's what you gotta do.
When you tell a man-
What's up with your knife?
When you tell a man who's your type, or what you like,
or what's your this, or what's that, Ra, or who got Ra?
Then that's when they try to do that.
And then after a while, ladies, we know how to game.
They do that for a little bit,
and then they switch it up on us.
That's why you can't tell that's why I just be like I don't got no type come
correct that's my type shouldn't need my socks not dirty yeah no I knew that was
from your own yes she was a die yeah
men are performing if they study you I do agree to that they study you they
study what you like they study this they study that I mean I don't have the
probably what you're studying me but just make sure that you pass test not
just be like I thought we was bouncing off each other man you're right yeah make
sure you pass the test yeah that part
one day I'll find the love of my life yeah you get married I'm just letting
loose in it. She's in the club. She's got triplets. Yeah.
Lucky. Do you have a big one? Yeah, I'm trying. You know, I'm trying.
You like that. Do you have a big one?
Don't take some time, though. You know, I'm real picky.
You say you're picky? I'm real picky. As you should be, though.
You should be picky. You know, when I fall for somebody, I just get
But you, um, I'm an emotional trick to like I don't trick off of like all the fuck of
you just look good.
I'm not just going to buy you no shit.
I get you know I'm saying I pay for your food get you a flight or whatever but like pass
that but like when I start liking somebody a lot then I start spending.
What's the most expensive thing you ever bought?
The most expensive thing, probably, um...
I haven't got to the cars yet.
Alright, that's like, what you would wear there?
That's top to your chicken?
That's top, that's like, oh my god, like...
I was so, I gotta be so happy for Lisa.
No arguments for like a cool three weeks.
And good sex, you know what I mean?
Hey, go hand in hand for three weeks straight.
Bugatti.
So no arguments.
Like, I ain't trying like we got to be on a good roll of like good,
good shit. Then I go booboo on them.
You know what I mean? Right. No, booboo is right.
I mean, like, dumb. Bugatti.
Bugatti. Bugatti. I go booboo.
I can go booboo.
I just don't do it.
I'm just a humble nigga, but like, like the most I did so far is like, I say, watch.
Okay, that's good.
Nice to watch.
What you are.
What is the have a grab of what you didn't.
Yeah, that's that looks so good.
It is good.
What what what what's the nicest thing a girl ever would you?
I got a lot of gifts and like what somebody watching you's like yeah you
really fucking oh man this one more yeah wait wait what was like a wiser wiser
gift I would say gift you want the typical typical answer you want the
A typical answer or you...
What do you mean?
It's not really typical.
It's not typical.
What's the...
What you said?
Best gift I received was my son.
Exactly.
That's the answer I was looking for.
Really?
Yes.
That's priceless.
Yeah.
That's the best gift I've ever...
That's your...
Yeah.
Exactly.
I tested him.
That was a great answer.
That's the materialistic thing I received?
No.
I wanted to hear that.
Okay.
Yeah.
Because...
It's all the material stuff.
Like, I'm not gonna lie.
You are a great father.
Um, I just wanted to say that.
Thank you.
It means a lot.
Yeah.
I try.
W for the act of dads.
You know?
I try.
I really, I really wanna give you your flowers for that.
That means a lot.
You know?
But that's, that's, that's,
if somebody wants to ask me that same question,
I'd be like, my daughter, you know?
That's, I feel like that's my best,
That's my best gift.
That's nothing I could be taking away from me.
That's just priceless love.
You ever thought about like,
you'll give your kids your, what?
You're doing something.
Type shit.
You tell me.
You're doing something.
You ever thought like,
you will give your kid anything in the world
and they never owe you nothing.
Yeah.
From the time they was born,
like I'm talking about like 529s,
like life insurance policies, brokerage account.
You just set it up for their whole life
and they ain't do nothing.
They just sit in there, just don't even know how good they got it.
Don't you put them like that?
Like, I would give my daughter anything in the world.
I grew up poor.
Exactly.
Sorry, Mom.
I guess nothing wrong with that.
We grew up poor.
I used to live in an attic for a little bit.
Word.
My uncle had an attic.
Mised in that for a little bit.
Bunch of shit, man.
I've been through it.
Yeah.
Now look.
See, you just gotta think of, you gotta say to yourself sometimes, like, God, don't think about me.
And He don't make no mistakes. No matter how hard life gets sometimes.
You gotta show gratitude and be thankful for the way you are today. I'll avoid you.
I got you. Don't you worry.
Dream is just good vibes and combos. Yeah, I'm chilling.
My baby daddy is God. She was sent from him. She arrived in the front of my house. I'm joking. Oh
Yeah, the thing
No, he is
Now you got um, you got olive oil check. Maybe I'm in the fridge. No, you get it. Okay
All right, I'll it. No, it's not gonna be here
It's like it should be like either class. All right. I'm tricking. No, it's connolly. That's what's the difference
Let me see it.
I know your mother got olive oil.
She do.
She has everything.
Maybe it's in this um...
Dang, she got some good snacks too.
I think it'll hold you.
Not the big thing of Nile Eaters.
Which is the Nile Eaters that?
I don't know. Where's she going?
W-1 for the Nile Eaters.
You are a banana bro.
Um, right here. I'm tweaking.
Look, nice and fancy.
Nice. Oh my God, this smells so good.
Yeah.
Now fuck around in the kitchen.
How many tacos do you think there's going to be, like,
eight of them?
but not, it's gonna be enough.
You need to just move some strength around
so I feel like I did something.
Um, you wanna do something?
Yeah.
All right, so just wash these.
Why you keep giving me these weak ass jobs, man?
Let me do it.
Yeah, I don't know what else to tell you to do
because I like to get my own food.
All right.
Wash each one individually.
huh each one end of it yeah put it in the strainer put in the strainer okay you got bacon soda
this strainer yeah you got bacon soda and well let me check bacon we're actually gonna eat
i need this though bacon soda bacon soda
Wash my hands, enough of it.
Just to wash most shit.
You don't have no animals?
Do your son have an animal?
No, all my dogs die.
No, bro, no.
Put them here and just wash them in here.
Why are you using this for?
Now, sometimes you don't have to fill that back up.
Just empty.
No, don't use all of the matter facts.
Just enough for like the strawberry puree.
Okay.
Yes, ma'am.
Who got this? Carter? Hold on, I also got a little subby.
I got a little subby. Who gave me that? Carter, Cartier, Miss Steve, thanks for the Bob subs.
See, she ain't that. I'm 25% to completing my goal. Subgo.
Say yeah.
Now, be spending your money with everybody about Cartier.
Okay. Ha ha. Patient, patient. Okay, let me put this up between.
Two.
This is guacamole and a cilantro.
And a guac.
Should I make a bigger guacamole or a bigger cilantro?
You're making guacamole from scraps?
Yeah, I thought I thought I'd have a guacamole.
Yee!
Bro, come on.
You not, you, what, I need to know what's on the menu
for your taco twosie, cause it's light.
What's, what's on the menu?
You just throw them in your pan.
That's it?
I think that shit on the tortilla, eat it.
See?
The taco Tuesday wasn't a taco win.
Boom.
Now you gotta get, you gotta get everything.
I'm gonna go chat this to the smell.
I
Yo tacos that we did last
We way better than what I'm making right now. What?
what happened that's you did your thing what's a taco trying to make it feel bad
for the place come on you did your thing man so next time I need some
taco I'm gonna get your phone all right
scene
scene
that's how you say what do you see me in Brazilian my girl she is see not the
The scene is yes.
Yeah, that means suspense.
Yes, you got to add an M again.
C.
Yes, sir, there we go.
Look at you, the trilingual.
All right, all right.
Keep doing it there with the tacos, all right?
I'm going to let you.
All right, have a good night.
All right, you too.
I just think I've talked about tacos so bad today.
You say you talk about them?
Why you say you talk about them like that, eh?
that computer her tacos to yours so like I remember what I said earlier what
she said I said like
does this cooking shit in my own little gear so they cut New York close not a
a cup. Okay. Yeah. That's it. Thank you. Too high, Ryan, for the gift. This up.
You, you, you could eat the strawberries. Or you just put them in here? No, I did. I
clean them. I put them in vinegar. I really want a baking soda. You want a baking soda?
No. So don't just put water. I got to put more than water on them. I don't know. Could
you put... Oh wait. Thank you. Oh wow. Oh my god. Be more wealthy. Thank you so much
for the 25 gift subs. Oh yeah. It's showing out for me. You feel me? Maybe we do a taco
two day Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Monday yeah I show up for the kid
saying yeah I got a few tricks in my chat what's the trick that's that all
they coming from your joint right oh we are be more help be more wealthy and
Uh, car your Mastique again.
Oh, period.
Thank you.
Are you rockin' with me?
Oh, wait.
Boom, boom, boom.
Oh, yeah, you can mix it.
You actually could do that.
So have you ever been in a relationship and a dude cook for you?
I'm trying to think because I've been in a few.
If you ever cooked for me, oh yeah.
I got a funny story.
So I remember one time, not one time I was in this relationship, but when I was in one
relationship I had, he cooked for me right, but I don't know.
So he, the food, like I ate all the food, like I ate the food, but then it was nasty,
but yeah.
I kept, um, I like was spitting in napkin.
And then he found the napkin, like when he cleaned up the table, I think I went to the
bathroom, I went to the kitchen, something.
He found the napkin with a lot of food and I felt so shitty.
What'd you say?
He was like, bro, what you have to do is say it wasn't good, but I just tried to be a
supportive, you know what I mean?
I just tried to act like I was eating it, but.
That's the thought that counts.
That's how I felt.
I would have appreciated that.
That's what I'm saying, but it was like,
dang, now we arguing now.
Now you're mad.
Why are you gonna argue me,
cause you're eating like it's food?
But I tried to eat it,
but I just bit it in the napkin,
but it was done.
What was the food?
Bro, it was like.
Chopped cheese?
Nah, it was like a couple courses,
like the mac, like rice.
Oh, so yeah, I would argue with you too.
It was like mashy, like, you know,
cook it tomorrow so full of course it was a course you're definitely was a
course you spit the whole course out I think I ate like the salad yeah yeah
like me I pay attention to people I pay attention when people eat my food
yeah so was that bad though was this like what is that a bad thing that I
spit it out? No, I think that was like very thoughtful because that's what I'm
thinking. I thought I was doing a good thing. Yeah. Because the average person
just would have said, I don't like this. That would have made, that would have ruined
my day. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Like you would have done like that.
I was like, what is that? I'm like, I tried it. I tried it. At least it wasn't in my
mouth for it. My other grandson, Paul, is about heterosexual beings.
I don't know, maybe because I'm on the other side.
That was fire.
What?
Yeeeeee!
Let me try one.
Here, go ahead. Try this one.
Put your back into it.
That was another pause moment.
He went all down my step.
No, you gotta do it like at the top.
You trying to heat down?
No, I didn't.
Okay, so like you ought to do it like that
This guacamole right this is for the cilantro this is for the guacamole, but both for the mnilons
Hey, you need to start a little cooking show
You feel me? I want to make my own seasonings. I want to do my own cooking show
Oh, you're very, I'm trying to show you.
You can show the most advanced taco to that I did.
Really?
You ate the lime?
Oh, fuck you.
You put some in here, in the guacamole?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
You know how you get a guacamole from training brown?
Wow.
Lime.
Mmm.
Let you know that.
What's the most difficult meal you've ever cooked?
Steak bites.
I love steak bites.
Steak bites.
But how did it come out?
Great.
How do you like your steak?
Medium.
I like my shit a little red.
Yeah, I need a fork.
Actually, I need to smash that.
Sorry.
A little...
Wait, you like it just medium?
Not even like medium?
I was like, I don't like all that whale shit.
At the end of the day, like, I'm a raw food eater too.
Me too, I like wasters.
You like wasters?
Mm-hmm.
Well, I don't really like wasters, I grew to like them.
Okay, what made you like them?
I tried them a few times, and I'm like, you know, it's cool.
I get it if it's there.
I hate when people waste my wasters.
Like, don't come over to my, my, my section of 12, trying to try them out, and then you
want to waste it.
Right.
I'm done.
Damn, I feel like we should have got more strength, though.
You think that's enough?
It should be enough.
It is enough.
Yeah, we got these big-ass tortillas, though.
That's not totally little.
Can you smash this for me, please?
Actually, yes, smash that, smash that.
Sorry, I put a little bit of...
I made a mistake.
Wow.
This is actually really fun.
Not that difficult.
Okay, boom, boom, boom.
Bean cilantro, okay.
Are you allergic to something?
You need to.
I'm allergic to...
To what?
I'm allergic to broke shit.
Okay.
So, you just aren't allergic to anything?
broke shit
bro this is not your moment man you got the content shit it's not your moment
Stay
He is always want to be like he got a man character
Okay, anytime like something going on
Like you want to be a part of it all the time
But I got the same one, but I think he I think he's got it way more like intense than I
What main main what is it called main character syndrome?
So that's like what I never heard like like you the main character everything is about you
everything has to be about you okay so you feel like everything has to be about me
like the way I think of it is like
this is my movie everybody just characters my movie right I'm Denzel
and train today I might run into a few eating Hawks I mean that might be a
supporting actress but grand scheme of things they came to see Denzel that's
how my mind is. My life was a movie. His life was a movie and you are not invited.
Okay this got to sit in the Federator the longer you let the money let this sit.
My mom will be ready to die for real nigga.
Oh.
Was that good?
That was weak.
That was alright.
Yeah.
Try this though.
Take a home.
Take a home.
We have to put them in the oven though.
He's in the oven?
Yeah, but no, no.
You could try it though.
Try it.
Nice grass.
You know how I purposely like...
What?
Never mind.
I don't want to break the castle on them.
You purposely, what?
I purposely never mind.
Tell me.
You a gatekeeper?
I am, ma'am.
You this wash?
So that's the control.
You could have got it on.
OK.
Here's the omelette.
We got put in the refrigerator, so I could sit.
The omelette, I don't know if this came with a lid.
Oh, you could put a limina for you.
Take the shrimp off.
It's not done.
Yeah, I know what I'm doing.
Yee!
Yeah, I'm gonna put some salt to clean it.
She knows she doing, chat.
Stop trying to hurt her.
What to do?
Stupid ass niggas.
It's not done, guys.
Oh, wait.
How come it's the one I see you throw over here?
Oh, for you.
I don't know where the foil is. Can I just put a paper towel over it?
Okay. I know your mom. Alright, whatever. You can do that.
I know she got foil, but do you want me to keep looking?
This might be it. This might be it though.
Okay guys, if this makes you feel better, I will leave it off.
Here you go.
Oh yeah. Wow. Perfect fit.
Not a lie, not a lie.
It wasn't?
Do you feel like which one is more difficult, streaming or like you used to vlog a lot right?
Yeah.
Or like YouTube.
Right.
Which one do you feel like is more difficult?
It depends like it really depends.
I can make it so much brighter.
It depends on what?
It depends like,
what I'm, here it goes.
It depends on what I'm comparing it to.
Okay.
Like return on, not investment,
but return on workload.
Yeah, like where you see a.
Like I made more money streaming.
Okay.
Yeah, how long you been on YouTube for?
I feel like you've really been on there
Probably like 10 years, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We started, we, like, what you did
that you seen the most growth, like, when you're channeling?
Twitch.
Streaming?
I'm so on YouTube.
I can't put a piece of content, yeah.
You know, they always want to be in my love life.
Oh, yeah.
Do you like public, publicly?
I don't like public relationships, no.
You need that, I should just ask.
I wish I couldn't be in a public relationship, but like yeah, you have no control. It's like at that point
It's like I'm splitting my time up so much because I work so much. So it's like, okay
Yeah, I gotta choose okay work or your relationship exactly and you can't choose. You ain't no position to shoot
but what I would say is that I
See that you like you you put like your whole family on and stuff like that like you put a lot of people in position
especially when it came to YouTube, like I think everybody had a channel, right?
I like when I was like, I want to kill one more, I want to kill one.
I like that bad little boy, like if I had a son, he would be so bad.
Really, I saw him ordering squishies.
My boy was ordering pepper squishies.
I said, look at him all grown up.
Strike appreciate that five.
You be watching, huh?
Yeah, I'm in tune.
You change a lot of people's lives.
I hope you get credit for that from them.
You know how sometimes you put people in position and they be like,
you don't want to say it, you don't want to say it like,
you aren't grateful and stuff like that, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but at the same time, I don't really care to take credit for shit like that
because it's like, I did that because I wanted to.
to exactly but that's the best part about it that's that's why you just don't
have no you know intention or no another purpose this is like you take that out
the comments of your heart you really didn't have to
well maybe start doing music you know I always wanted to do music really yeah
but I just was scared of scared you scared no when I was younger I used to
watch YouTube videos about conspiracy theories about Luminati.
Oh yeah. They're trying to say it about me. They're trying to say it about you.
Yeah. Yeah. But like I used to be so scared. I used to really believe in that
shit.
Really? But they were going to come grab you up?
Mm hmm.
Yeah, I used to be.
I need like a mother-in-law.
What you like with some hot dogs?
I don't lie. I'm...
You hungry?
Starving.
You want to eat?
Nah, but this ain't going yet, is it?
No, but you want to mix the guacamole?
Yeah, I want to mix the guacamole.
All right, so put the um, put, I think you probably got to do another, another um, avocado.
That's not enough.
No, we don't want to.
So what do I do?
Cut this in half?
Yeah.
You got a um, what's that called?
What's that called?
A Marla?
A Marla?
Look at that, look, I don't even know how to do this.
Or like a smasher?
Let me see.
Okay.
What happened to my thingy? Look, we're still in the store.
No, I just gotta press the pause button and it'll play.
Okay.
Got him.
I did it.
Oh wait.
Boom.
I can't eat this.
I'm back.
It wasn't...
Look, they said listen, Darryl.
They call you by your real name.
She give me a...
Checking y'all here now?
Look, they said listen.
That's smooth.
That's all good.
What a...
I need something...
I know the mic's dead, y'all.
We gotta...
I need a stabber.
You want to charge me a stabber?
Yeah.
I see it.
Uh, I got a bruise on the side.
Probably better.
No, the sugar's not cooking on my front of the door.
Where's the, I need a thingy.
Something to stab me.
It sounds good though.
We keep it.
I'm going to use a charger.
Yeah, you use a charger.
I got to make it for you.
So wait okay cuz I want to do that so you just buy an Amazon card and then you put it
Oh, that's so sweet, I'm gonna do that and it's like a race to live with the spinnaker
Fun fact about this spoon
She never gets rid
She literally she never gets rid of silverware ever what well I've been
eating off this fool since I was three
the same spoon here
How do you know what that spoon looks like?
In the middle of the head
The devier, the devier, the devier
Yeah like since I ice cream all types of shit
Okay
So you're trying to help me do stuff and you ain't even finished the last step
Oh my bad. Let me go back.
Okay. This ain't a mash-o.
I'm over-simulating you.
No, that's okay. So do I just pour all this in there?
It's the school season.
That do this?
What? No. Well, put the, um, that guacamole in the thing.
Okay, put this in there first
What's she was Pontiac
And and oh
So how did you come up with the name?
This is my business
personal last name
But I wish I would have started off as a move
It's one syllable, it's easy.
Nah, I think that should be good with your name.
Because it should have been like if somebody really knows what it is for, you know.
What about Lil Mool?
Lil Mool.
Young Mool.
Young Mool.
Lil Mool.
Lil Mool.
Lil Mool.
That's the thing, I got to ring to it now.
It's a fine name, Mool.
DDG Coda, but it's just three syllables.
So people call me Damien, shit.
I'm like, you're not even calling me one of my actual names.
Do I just scoop this up?
Oh yeah, I can smash it.
Yeah, that's a pie steak named Don't Move.
Next up to this table, we got Mo in the building.
Go Mo Mo, go Mo Mo, go Mo Mo.
Exactly, there you go.
All right, let's get the tortillas.
They don't have that.
I feel over-seemingly good.
It's okay.
Alright, bet.
That's time, that's time.
We're gonna put the $22 to Trigula's first place.
What's happening?
What's going on, Jay?
Hold up the furniture.
Just keep saying bang.
What's that mean?
It's like this thing where like, Steph Curry made a shot from the bottom.
Well, he made a shot.
saying bang. What that mean? It's like this thing like Steph Curry made a shot from a father.
Well you made a shot. Did you go to the mix game? Do you like your mix? I like the Warriors.
Come on. You gotta love the mix. Well your city is really on fire right now.
Let me change the string.
Yeah, I was jumping niggas from San Antonio for no reason.
Oh my god.
It's good.
I know what it is.
Following the strings.
Shut up.
Yeah.
I don't want to do it in front of the door.
It's just so gross.
Okay.
Oh, that's spicy.
Why not?
Oh my god.
I want more.
It goes mooom.
Alright Beth.
Bora.
Where's the bar?
I got it.
Alright Beth, I'm gonna put that in my own Gucci.
Is it cool with this yellow?
It's a yellow egg.
No, no, that's how our avocado is supposed to look.
You mix it together and look.
You can add that.
This is actually a big guacamole.
Oh my God, this is so good.
Yes, sir.
You thought it tasted sprint, girl.
Let me taste it.
Let me make you back together.
Yeah, you've got to try the sprint.
Okay, I'll take one off.
Take that little piece off the bottom.
These are two ounces of taco.
Here you go, tops.
You've got the little active kick, right?
Uh, it's spicy.
Exactly, that's that jerk.
You want it not spicy.
I'm giving it to you like that.
I'm D7, appreciate that, 25.
W25.
OK.
You got the lid for that?
All right, so we need to split up.
See that you're going to cut the lot, lemons, and half.
So I could squeeze them and put them in to make the drink.
or you want to make the tortillas.
See, the way I do the tortillas, I put oil in there.
And I'm like, no, I don't flip them.
I'm like, you know what?
You would try to do the tortillas.
Tortillas.
Is that the wrapper?
Yeah, what's up?
Let's pop it.
Let's pop it.
Yeah, take a shit, take a shit.
It's like a taco takes two hours, listen!
Now this is the first time I had sides.
That's what I'm saying, you gotta do it right!
Oh, you're not even worth this up in the room.
Sorry, I'm in the middle of your day.
Yummy!
Sorry guys.
We gotta do this right.
What's the rush? What's the rush? You get what you cook. So if y'all want a ground beef,
you could have that. My shit is, all right. I know I was going to turn it, though, like.
Put it on low. We have time now.
Wait, did I not have time to turn it on?
This is high tech.
Alright, on. Wait, what do you have in mind?
Okay.
This is on.
This is oven.
Yeah.
What is this?
I don't know.
Bro.
What?
What's that?
You got one?
Two.
What are you trying to do?
Just cut it off.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
Let me get this.
Let me get it.
I know, let's get you with the air.
You got this for the car.
It's mine.
Mine.
It's on a boot, 50, that's cool.
Yeah, please.
Wait, we'll knock it on the door.
I still need to find a prong to run him my idea.
Yeah, tell me, who's on your list out there?
I don't really have anybody on my list for real.
So who's idea?
Like, I was thinking like, if I go to prom with somebody, right?
What if I take somebody that's just like not in the space of streaming and they get over-stimulated?
Oh, that'll happen.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but...
And then...
You mean like they've never been in that environment before?
Yeah, because the streaming part should be a little much.
I've never been. Tell me about it.
It's fun.
But it's just like a lot of...it's like streaming you.
Really?
But for less time.
You won last year, right?
Yeah.
Oh, period.
Yeah.
He was so cute last year.
I liked y'all pictures when y'all was running.
I hate it.
So, what's your idea this year?
Cause if you, you trying to win?
I know, so you wasn't.
Okay, so what happened?
So what's the problem with you trying to be different?
Take somebody that's not a singer?
I want to, but at the same time, it's like, damn, do I?
Why not?
Why not?
Yeah.
You know what me, like, my biggest thing is,
I don't take rejection away of my ax a girl,
and she say, no, there's a type of way.
Well, you'll be mad, you'll be slussy.
I don't know what you're saying.
I don't know how proud you'd be like.
Alright, back.
But then the back of my head...
Is that the head you do what?
I eat it.
Then I might not ask nobody.
I feel like it depends on how you do it.
Like if you were...
Sometimes people would say stuff.
And remember that you wasn't dead in there.
We wish it, you wait, you, they said you wish it for her?
I need her, I need her,
but you just tell me, bring her to the office that day.
Um, I, I thought you was at SU,
remember when I got, I was like, oh.
What?
You were on stage and you asked me to go,
so, um, so be your founder,
be your, be your base for homecoming.
And at the end of the day, it's like,
you do that to yourself,
and you put yourself in that situation.
So it's all about how, how you do it.
to start sliding the DMs up.
Yeah, that works for that person.
Boy, you old D making a crunchy.
Shhh. I know what I'm doing.
Damn.
I'm sorry.
No, I'm just dramatic.
Somebody needs a knee.
It's giving me a side.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Tight, tight.
Dr. Tiana.
When the guy was on stage and he axed up.
How does she say no?
She says she knows Maria.
Oh, yeah, that's how you get out of situations, you see.
Thanks.
Yeah.
That'd be cool.
That'd be cool.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Why, I think that we try first.
That's how you get out of situations, you see.
I think so. I think so.
Well, I mean, they thought I'm losing a plot.
What plot? How long have you been in there?
You're not losing a plot?
How could I have said it?
Man, he's spoken to five, acting like they're five years older than him.
It's just, sir, I don't...
I don't think she would even go, you know, shit like that.
You think she would have gone and said it that way?
No.
Wow.
All this bitch blowing up. What's going on, bitch?
But you got it too high.
You got it high, it's just fine.
You think I'm making them too crunchy?
Oh, let's try it.
Nah, you're actually, you're doing a great job.
You're doing a great job.
I'll put them on a seat in the napkin.
Ha ha ha!
Nah, I can't put it in the napkin because all you want is an incharder.
It's my thing.
They're gonna make it taste good.
Yeah, how many more we need?
Perfect.
Shit, a lot of work.
Nah, how many tacos are you gonna eat?
I'm proud of me, one.
You gonna eat one?
I feel like there's not a lot of strength. Tell me I'm trippin'.
That's about, that's like three tacos, really.
Nah, that's a half.
We've done it the whole shit up, but if you go block in it
different
No, look, so I'm gonna show you how to place on these
Why do many ones I go that's just somebody's
Should I make the drinks
Well, I
Have you ever did a bartending job?
I used to do a bartending job, like I actually had a certificate.
I used to do a start-up job.
You ever been to Starlands?
I've been there.
I've been to Homs.
Like three or four times.
Did you enjoy yourself?
A hundred thousand? Oh, they were really happy that night.
Do you be like hosting parties and stuff?
Hair?
One different place.
I go to this place called, this is a club called Cap.
Cap?
I hope it's there, like every other, you know,
best part, I don't know.
Why are you lying again?
Oh my God.
Chad, every time you lie, you gotta sub me on it.
Yee, that's what I believe.
OK, that's how you stop a nigga real quick.
Thank you.
I do, I do believe in little clubs.
Club, cat.
They say, they say that's not,
That is not my strength.
Hey, buddy, let's go, let's go and come.
I need to cover this,
because I don't want to start changing colors.
I'm gonna cut, where you on the other side?
I don't think I got it, I'm coming together.
Yeah, you lied, OD, they said.
Oh, I don't know where you are.
If you had a jar, if I had a jar.
Oh, let me get, let me get a bow.
Now that one could have went on for the moment,
that one is too oily.
Bro, this is an oilied tree.
I like it a lot.
Okay, just leave it like that.
These is perfect.
Use, you got it.
One more thing.
Illumina for you.
Just the cover of Wapamani and put it in the fridge.
We'll be fine.
Yeah, but you still have to add it.
What avocado seed in a hole from keeping it from running?
I already threw it out.
Watch that.
Some fucking shit.
They do pop.
They do pop.
They do pop.
They do pop.
They do pop.
They do pop.
They do pop.
They do pop.
They do pop.
They do pop.
You said that you didn't want to take a strong one, she's not true.
No, because what if somebody opened a message at the same time that you wouldn't have to...
What?
You missed all the shots you don't take, I didn't hold up.
But that's what I'm saying, so you ask.
You ask.
I say you say the two.
Well, if you said two messages, right?
And, if you send two messages, and um, oh, you gotta watch the letter for me, it's hella funny.
What?
What are you talking about, what are you chatting about?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yo, your chat is so...
Oh, it's on the key.
Oh, wait, the key will be training, I think.
It's got a lot of...
We had a... upon a non-strainable chat.
No, it didn't. That wasn't a non-strainable chat.
You said that. You said that was a poor application.
I'm gonna say it like...
I don't know if I should take somebody that don't scream.
Oh.
You know, everybody, I don't know how to go.
You're about to cry.
I don't know what you're doing.
I feel like everybody's about to start a new big big one.
Who's Amber Lee?
Stop reading me.
Okay, stop.
Hey.
They would get this much of it.
Oh, you can tell us.
This is how they do it, man.
This is how they do it, man.
All right, we need to start off looking at the top.
Yo, don't worry about that.
I'm sorry. You want to start, you want to go to the top?
The other side goes up.
Did you cut the other one?
You did.
It's not really getting hot though.
Nah, that's right.
Not my head.
You smoke hookah?
You smoke hookah?
It's a bear.
I'm not like a hookah nigger.
It's a manhunt.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Maybe not live there.
But you still smoke hookah like a bad bitch as well.
Beast of it, right?
Beast of it.
Oh, that's good.
Yee! Yee!
Okay, start building the tacos.
What's your main stuff, Bill?
No, I like to put the tostadas. I like to put them on.
Make them a little...
What do you mean, though? Like, build up the tacos?
Like, build up the tacos?
Like, put them on plates?
Put the meat, put the meat in there.
Put the meat in the taco?
Yeah, like, not me, that's shrimp.
Oh, yeah.
You know what people strip a little?
What?
Coat?
No, it's not coat.
Try what you want right now.
Well, I don't want to keep wasting it though.
Can I feel that?
I'm not going to try to preserve the shrimp.
Let me see.
What's your favorite holiday?
Halloween.
Halloween?
No, yeah, probably Halloween or like
What
I like Halloween cuz it's like
Okay, just get some space, get some space.
I'm all up and through it.
I like Thanksgiving.
I like Thanksgiving.
I like New Year's.
I like Christmas.
Well, I like Christmas.
I feel like Christmas haven't been,
Like now it's like, as you have a kid, it's like keeping fun, right?
Yeah.
I like, I like Christmas too.
You going to what?
I spent a lot of money on Christmas.
Yeah.
And then I'll talk to that.
My son's birthday is two days before Christmas.
Oh, he's got, uh, uh, he's talking to him.
Right now he doesn't really care, he doesn't know too much.
Okay, you just put the on the goggles and these right here. Yeah, not the water
been running. Y'all be clocking everything.
Like that. Do you decorate your whole house for Christmas?
Do I decorate it with not? Outside lights.
I bet. Um. Yeah, my mom wanted a taco. Let me call her and tell her it's over. Wait, which one? My mom wanted a taco when you had it.
You better make your momma a taco,
but don't let your momma tell her there's no tacos.
There ain't gonna be another.
Yes, there are, make her one.
How would she do it?
I can't reach this, could you?
Oh, cool, thank you.
I was scared for a minute.
You was not about to put the other taco in for your mama,
You really want to talk about it, right?
Yeah.
All right.
Okay.
Let me um, make a little bit of ice cream in here.
I'm going to ice cube this.
Wait, why do you put ice cubes on the phone?
Because the crunch is a bit tough.
I have to clean it and I'll have to ice cube.
Because you like to scoop the crunch.
Ice cubes, ice cubes, ice cubes.
Larion!
This is very informative.
Man, where is my other phone?
I can't wait to clean up.
3 hours for 3, don't worry, it's going to work with the other one, don't watch that.
Isn't that ice cream?
Yes.
Why everybody can say a dough is so light?
All right back it up
Some soul
Step three
Okay, what?
Step 3, what's step 3?
Step 3?
I'm not finished.
We're gonna put this in the bin.
Could you give me a little more please?
I like presentation.
Oh, now I see that crook.
They both act in nervous.
No, I just don't know what to do.
You nervous?
I don't know what to do with it.
Bro, don't do it.
Five second rule. Five second rule.
We need the foul cream.
We got the shrimp. We need the sour cream.
Sour cream. Sour cream.
Sour cream.
There it is. Got it. Sour cream.
I think we should put the presentation on the other side.
Okay.
Right up here?
Yeah.
No, like on the regular, on the regular, on the regular camera, right there.
We gotta preserve my mother's taco.
Please, she was supposed to have her ass hocked.
There's no point in calling for that kind of stupid behavior.
Oh, that one is going to be at the potato chip.
Potato chip.
We're both from party X, so I know that you gangster.
So are you from the trenches?
Of course.
Me too.
I'm from the Eden Wall.
Eden Wall.
I'm starting out at Eden Wall.
Eden Wall.
Me too.
Thank you.
So like do the blocks stick together?
Do what?
The blocks stick together?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's why I really want to know what part you went to because I couldn't see that.
I like to put my toaster out.
Bro!
What happened?
Bro!
Bro!
Bro!
Okay, we're out for business.
Disrespectful ass bitch, fuckers I want you to make it.
Don't make that up a chick though.
Stupid ass bitch.
You remain above.
You all right?
You mean to books?
Yeah, because I think bugs should respect your personal space.
Oh man.
Yeah, it's not my shoes.
Who does who is burning in here?
I gotta give you a little taco first.
Facts.
Wow, I didn't know he was out there the whole time.
Jeff fell asleep and had a holler.
How long do you think he took?
I don't know how long that was.
45.
45?
Must've been a gig.
Bro, you must've heat the damn thing on.
Oh, it's fine.
I'm sure it must've been a gig.
Yo, I'll at least let him come out.
I'm sure it must have been a good gig.
I'm a cleaner! I'm a cleaner! You go make your mom sleep.
What you trying to do?
It's no more strength.
It's no more strength.
It's over.
We could have, I thought it looked like a lot when we were putting it on the thing,
you know?
Bless you.
This is also...
This is...
I think we should make a room.
Alright.
So how?
What?
I think we should make a room.
Alright.
So how?
What?
I didn't know how much meat.
Well your mom had a lot of stuff to eat.
That actually would.
Why don't you get him a crunchy one?
Just the one I'll eat.
That's good, right?
It's a hard bridge.
You gonna make it stop now?
Alright.
Alright.
You want me to help you?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, looks so beautiful right?
Taco, taco, to the, taco, taco to the, I have a long, long cheese on it.
I don't cheese on this one.
Thank you, honey.
Let me see how much turkey they have.
We don't have a lot.
You fall, ladies.
We don't have a lot.
He gave her mad, mad tortilla.
Bro, that's a lot.
We should have hit the smaller tortillas.
This would have been a smaller tortilla.
Bro!
You gave her a corner, like she gonna,
if she bite that side it's gonna be bare bread.
Yeah, and now spread it in the lawn.
Yo, you different for that.
You gave her a corner, you gave her a sample.
You gave her a sample.
Okay.
You're the best, the best for my mother.
Yes, yes, because I think she would be very upset.
She would be like, what is wrong?
You ate it.
Okay, so put the, put the, the jerk.
How do you like to make your top clothes?
What do you make it?
I like to make mine.
You wanna make it for me?
I'm gonna show you how I make mine, okay?
And you tell me if you like it.
Yeah, what else do I put on my mama's shirt?
What's she don't need?
Huh?
No lettuce.
Okay.
She's up here?
She's upstairs?
You want strip, cheese, lettuce, what else?
Oh, she's seen it?
She seen a spread?
Oh, you just want to make it yourself and just have some...
I got a lot of shrimp, so I'm trying to make you work
before we eat it all.
All right, so just leave it with the shrimp.
Oh, okay, yeah, I just want to keep making it.
What'd you say, shrimp?
You got about one more quarter left.
What?
Shrimp.
Shrimp?
Shrimp?
Shrimp.
You got about one more quarter left.
I'm counting on you.
I'm gonna get you.
You see your treat, too, Dr.
I'm gonna get you.
It's on it. It's on it. Well, I'm gonna see what it is at the end. We really ain't got a lot, but...
If you ain't got a lot, that's okay. I'm just gonna throw it in.
Yeah, I got some taco. I got lettuce and cheese on it.
Okay.
What else you want? You want...
Just do it.
You sure?
Mm-hmm.
All right, I'm just gonna wrap it up in some lemon for you.
Okay.
You act like, like you act like it's really,
it's really a lot of strength.
That's enough, that's how I talk about what you need to write it out.
You put that, I like my sour cream for preparation.
Petal it.
And...
Hey, George.
Shall I put my mama taco in the oven
and just let it sit there, not on?
Put it in the fridge, it's gonna get cold, right?
No, put it in the oven.
And plus, the oven is on the,
let's make, cut it off though.
Cut it off.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, it's, okay.
So then you put this on cilantro.
They do look good.
Yeah, I got this.
You're like, we need something to scoop up this.
Look what's wrong with me.
My stomach on the chain.
Fence.
My shit jumped the fence,
and none of them are the boys right now.
That honest.
You're a son.
Why can't women not supposed to talk?
No, they can talk.
If he helping out.
People say that.
People be mean.
They say, quote, don't talk.
Okay, boom.
Now you take that.
Mm-hmm.
That's probably gonna cut a little mess, but it's okay.
Oh, what?
It's not gonna be a game, though.
This should get away from the boys with that one.
Okay.
So I take this.
And I need a new scooper for that.
No, this is a scooper for this.
Everything in its own scooper.
And then you just, this is how you eat this.
Look.
Let me show you.
This is a collaboration between these two.
Try this.
Oops.
Try this.
Good, right?
Good.
Yeah, okay.
So that's how you eat these chips, you eat them with that.
Mmm.
You want me to make you a sardine with that?
I'm not a sardine creamy type of person, but I think you should try a cream though.
I like how you did it.
Nah, I'm gonna make those how you want it.
No, but I like how you did it though.
Alright, just give me a stream of sour cream tonight.
Align.
Align.
Cool, would you let me do the align if I'm not gonna like that?
Really?
Yeah.
Let me do it.
You got slippers?
I ain't got no hair.
You wear them on your eats.
It was late.
It's nine o'clock.
I'm sure you could make that a thing.
My chest and the heel and all,
it's the first time I've disagreed with you.
There's not enough of you no more.
That's good.
That's good?
Oh yeah.
Whoa.
That's good.
One last thing you can come here.
How you going?
95, 60 years?
You can't cut my hair, man.
Wow, it's just content.
I'm loving that content, I'm getting old.
You might be the wrong one.
Just get on my zikishit.
Zik?
Zikishit.
So do y'all come, is this like,
you coming up with your own words, not just Gigi?
Gigi, let me not ask you.
You're going to make it.
No, you know you wouldn't get that.
There you go, doc. What you want, doc?
I want to. I'll have a short...a short one, cheese.
That's it?
Yes, ma'am.
You're welcome.
Oh, thank you.
You're welcome.
My favorite part? My favorite part about...
Yes. My favorite...what's your cheese? What else?
Just the pico and this.
I'll leave Tabatha in the chat.
I'm gonna let him be Tabatha.
Oh, I didn't put no pico in your hands.
Come, open it up.
You know, I don't mind, that's my name.
But mainly people that call me pico.
Mainly people that call me Tabatha,
it's like people that really know me.
You like guacamole?
You want some of your dinner, thank you.
You can try it later.
You want mine?
Yeah, it's a felony robbery.
It's Tabatha.
It's Tabatha.
Tabatha?
Yeah.
You want to talk to me?
Tabatha, bad ass, ugh.
Give your mama more strength.
Look how much strength is left.
And he was over there being stingy with the strength.
And it's OK, you wanted one taco.
All right, let's go.
Now.
I'm going to worry about my mom or any of my booze she won't.
Let's go.
The prayer is the most important part.
OK.
So let's go.
You lead.
Lord Jesus, thank you for this food that we are receiving.
Thank you for allowing us to have the money and means
to go to a grocery store and get all these foods
and be able to afford to eat and have a roof,
stove, everything.
Mm-hmm.
You want to collab?
Father God, I thank you so much for everything that you give us on a daily basis.
Father God, I'm so grateful.
I show gratitude on a daily, Father God.
I hope that you keep the poor into us and pour into yourself.
Pray all of our food and just bless everybody in the room.
And she's gonna pray, man.
Amen.
Amen.
That'll be your prayer.
Woo!
You know, when I say my prayers all out, it makes me nervous.
Why?
Because my prayer can be like three minutes.
Three minutes?
Because I go down the list and think about...
I'm sure it can go on.
I'm hungry.
I love the way you eat the bread.
You like it?
Yes.
Oh my God.
Did you get your taco?
Oh, did you get your taco?
No, babe.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, did you get your taco?
Oh, did you stuff out the one taco?
No babes?
Oh, shit.
Did you stuff out the one taco?
Huh?
Oh, George!
You don't want a taco?
Sorry about that.
No, I'm sorry, guys.
Yeah, the caravan's gonna be with the um...
Can I use this?
No.
You got the water?
Yeah.
That big guy.
Huh?
That big guy.
What?
That big guy.
What?
That big guy.
That big guy?
That big guy.
What?
What is he saying?
Oh yeah, I'll have to put the beans.
Oh my God.
That's amazing.
Oh yeah, I'll have to put the beans.
You're right.
I'll have to put the beans.
That's still definitely a thing.
I'm gonna chill again.
Come on.
That's fresh.
That's fresh.
That's fresh.
That's fresh.
That's fresh.
That's hot, that's hot, that's hot, but that big gap is in turn though, that big gap is short, that big gap though, that big gap, oh that big gap, oh I don't know what y'all think, sorry, you know I'm trying to stay young and shit, you say you're trying to stay young?
It's liquor there?
No, I don't want to put it in that.
I don't know much about it.
It's on the rocks.
Add the beans.
Yes, I need to sit down.
That'd be good.
That'd be good.
The liquor is right there.
No, I'll just stand up.
Man, hold on.
What's that?
What's that?
It's over here.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's really big enough.
Here's to the kids.
That'd be jack.
What's crazy is how you ate your popcorn and look, it's still got the stuff that's in it.
No, I think I'll get the sugar.
Right, well why not?
I got this.
Bro!
Mine?
Okay.
Cameraman said the bite initiative is yours.
Who knows?
It's not easy to bite.
That big guy.
That hot and spicy, real hot and spicy though.
It's not false advertising.
Mmm.
Fire.
What's boot? What is it when you boot somebody?
Boot? Kick them out?
They said...
You know what it is?
What?
It's the jalapenos.
From the... from the cilantro.
They said you gave your momma a jib, is it good?
What is this?
Sherbet, mint, lemonade.
I like the gut.
You see, like, this is why I don't cook, though, because by the time we did it, we
We did all this.
What?
I could have bent over eats, drove to the crib,
did three errands, got my hair cut,
did a back lever to a pool, and it's time for it.
Just to eat it in literally three minutes.
Two hours for three minutes of time.
So what is your purpose in cooking?
Is it as far to you or what?
I cooked three times a day.
Really?
Well, I tried to, but for my daughter.
She got to eat.
She ate all your food?
She bit me.
For some reason, I couldn't imagine that.
She, me, like, for breakfast, she likes eggs.
So, like, I try to give it some different weight.
Yeah, I'll be your dash in my size.
Like I'll do scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, fried eggs.
It's different with eggs.
She loves eggs.
Now I do like, then I'll do dinner.
But she loves pasta too.
But I'll be doing dashin' too.
I'll just go, she loves pasta like spaghetti.
Yeah, my son is a chief of late bandit.
Oh, child.
The jerk.
I never had a hot spicy jerk.
I always get them all.
This drink.
Never hot.
But the point of cooking is not for us.
It's a joy.
Cheers to Taco Tuesday.
Cheers to Taco Tuesday.
I am reading the chat.
I'm seeing exactly what you're saying.
I see y'all popping in.
Is that too much?
No.
At least the, at least the, um,
you know, there wasn't too much.
I also, I also want the spice.
Bergbroke, thanks for the five gift.
Who's Bergbroke?
You know him?
You know them?
Who?
Bergbroke.
Huh?
I got a mix of them.
They're strong.
Well, I miss it.
There we go again.
Love you, bird.
Chad, that was the last video.
I'm not going to miss gift 30, gift 10.
So thank you so much for not missing it, bird.
I'm going to make your mom taco.
They said you made her jail taco.
But I don't want to put all that extra
to really take and just make it.
Okay.
Okay.
She's not going to be here for a little second.
Oh, we can just save it.
Oh, champ.
What's going to get soggy? I'm talking about...
Medicine.
What's up?
What's up?
Whoa!
You okay?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
I got stuck.
I got stuck.
Actually, it was just too high.
I'll tell you.
Five foot.
Five and one.
Let me say bang, bang, bang, bang.
You know it's stuck to me.
Not too much, not too much.
Yeah, I can tell you removed them letters.
It got removed right into my stomach.
me wish your best new york and first god bless you thank you wish your um wish
your best wait it's you keep waiting for social injury
why are you telling me shit like I'm a little ass kid man
Pancho 234 234 thanks for the how much gift there for the five gift that just met my sub
What does that mean with the sub-goal?
Huh?
Daryl
Yeah, what does that mean?
I know, but what is it?
What does it mean when you...
Sorry, what does it mean?
That's the strawberry mint lemonade from Skrissatch.
What does it mean when you meet your own subboom?
I mean it depends on what you're going to do for them.
Thank you.
Alero for the two gift yourselves.
Nigga did it live.
Guys, I do not do drugs.
Okay, stop thinking I do.
Yeah, I know I only do crap.
What's the plan?
That's why I don't get no brand deals.
I'll be lying. I don't do nothing.
But you used to ever see yourself live with someone besides Ellen?
Uh, yeah.
Where?
My dream place is Miami.
Me too.
I literally love everything about Miami.
Yeah.
And I'm in Miami, I'm happy all the time.
I haven't had a bad time in Miami.
And I've stayed out there long enough to.
How, what's the longest?
Like a cool, like, week.
Well.
I got an apartment out there, but I don't go.
I just never be out there.
But I took the time to go out there for a week.
Mm-hmm.
And I loved it.
I feel like Miami just make you want to work out
I'm drinking matcha and go for walks.
I drink matcha every day there.
You drink matcha here?
Sometimes.
I ain't matcha vibes no more.
It's more like black coffee vibes, you know?
Yeah, I don't feel like matcha's coming up for me.
I go matcha, my Emmy.
Blueberry matcha beats that.
Strawberry matcha.
I'm finna buy, I'm finna buy a drink up there.
That'd be hot
Now that'd be strong. That'd be strong. I have an accent. Yeah, he said I love my accent
Do your best impersonation of me
It's gonna be gay. I can't do it.
A personation voice wise
Yo, dead ass you getting me tight you buggin B. Must have a touch of the gay
Between the jerk and the Don, it's a flop.
It's what?
It's a flop.
We from New York, that's just how we talk.
Talk?
Talk.
Talk.
It's like Boston a little bit.
Talk?
Talk?
Talk.
Talk.
Walking here.
Oh
I'm sorry guys. Yeah, I have one more call. I was actually was like a little joke
Acti did you first real voice?
Yeah, he gave that to me early I was
I was a little scared
They said two bucket is cooking on biggie's girl
That's funny I'm gonna box
So, I love you, Dirty!
What's up?
So funny.
They are so funny.
Hilarious. So hilarious, man.
Do you think somebody should focus on one platform first, or they should start building all of them at the same time?
It depends on what you're doing. If it's just content...
Then it's like, get it, yes, it's just content.
It's just content.
If it's just content, it's on some like,
I always tell people to start off with TikTok,
that's the easiest platform to get discovered on.
But I feel like there's people that I don't know,
like I do music on different platforms
and then they discover it,
like they don't know you for that, or something.
Yeah, yeah, people don't know you for whatever
they know you for in regards.
This is whatever is more popular
That's what they don't know you for.
But I feel like even when like me starting like streaming,
it's like that's a whole new, right?
Yeah, but you brought to the biggest fucking event
for stringers.
I know.
The first week streaming.
I know.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
I'm so grateful.
But do you feel like I'm a new streamer?
Yeah, but you're not a new personality.
I didn't know who he was.
Yeah, but you didn't know me for streaming, so technically I'm a little streaming.
Yeah.
For sure.
But the numbers you got right now, for me to get to that, it took a long time.
I already had a big YouTube follow.
When I first started streaming, my first two weeks, I was averaging 300, 500 viewers.
900.
900 was my peak.
Is any of the the lawyer nine hundred in chat
I had nine hundred people that was like my peak
But since you since you think that takes off
Bro that one
You OD that's what came from the food. There was flaminia
You're good, bro.
Super car.
Yeah, yeah, funny.
Yeah, that's the funniest that ever.
He was holding it.
He was holding it.
He was holding it.
He was holding it.
He was holding it because I said,
you better warm up.
But he was holding it because I said he had one more call.
That shit was building up for like 20 minutes on my soul.
Thank you, Bergberg, for the 10 gifted.
Yes, Berg.
Why are you laughing at me?
Yeah, some scripted scratch. W Berg.
Yo, that was so funny.
You know what you can't, you're not supposed to probably try to hold it in.
You was trying to turn it purple behind that camera.
You ever did that?
You know what I did that?
What?
I remember I was probably, I don't know why I said that.
I remember I was cuddling with a girl or some shit.
And like she like right here, but I got a cough to
But you I was laughing but it was really trying to get that yeah, but I want it's one it was one of the flimmy boys
So flim came up and would you deal with it you flung it across the room?
Wait you got it you got to keep recycling
get up bro you reached these new swallowed it
you had I had you because what I'm gonna do get up I'm gonna get up and spit every five minutes
nah how long you kept it in your teeth for thank you broke bird thank you break for the
So I get this up, so you run in that check, okay, a 30 pack.
W bird, yeah.
See, chat live because they can relate.
Y'all know when y'all gotta recycle and shit.
Oh my God.
And she gonna come,
the mayor for like five minutes.
You gotta recycle and shit.
You know what, I'll be turning purple
like when my daughter be asleep,
but she doesn't just keep up my chas.
When I be having so cold,
and I be holding them in because she right there
and I know I don't wanna wake her up.
I've been, then I just go, they say I'm holding a fart is worse.
If you know you're holding a fart, it comes out your mouth.
Really?
Yep.
Yeah, it comes out your mouth.
So somebody ever been like, your shit's woofin'.
That's because the fart then came out your mouth.
I never get those comments.
Hey, if you hold in a fart, does it come out your mouth in a burp form?
No, not really.
Hold it in while it just keeps the gas, the intestines, and the air that gets absorbed and processed by your body or eventually just comes out the usual way.
There's no actually traveling up to your mouth as a bird.
Who the hell tells you that?
They don't know what they're talking about.
I know what I'm talking about.
I saw a big top.
I saw a big top.
Alright, come on.
So we have blue braids on our bodies?
Oh, it's bad?
It's gonna look pretty good.
You got a charging block?
How much more time do we have?
How you got a British check?
Wait, W gift?
Just give me something.
I just won't play for once again.
Why she got that accent, right?
What kind of charge
What's it's hot what's it's actually
No, that just made me
That just made me cry
W. Sophie
Sophie
Oh, no
Sophisticated ignorance one
Thank you so much. Wait, hold on. Did they just change their name? Oh. Thank you, sophisticated. Ignorance one for the 30 gift day.
Yes.
What's the digit son? No son.
10 jumping back so fat chat.
Wait, you have a new phone now?
What's the call?
Calling my phone.
Oh, I already said calling my phone.
Let me hear it.
We're gonna play it on the skaters.
Yeah.
Oh, this is gonna close, guys.
Lou said that you want to bring the batters.
Isn't that necessary?
If you want to go like that, we're gonna go like this.
Sneaker 14. Thanks for the W gift aid.
Thanks for the W gift aid.
Sneaker D14.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
You say why is your bitch called my home?
Why is your bitch calling my phone?
Tell her that quick.
I'm in her zone.
I'm crowned up.
Hunters and hunters, while I sit in their home.
She want to fuck.
She's taking my pants.
They stopped the day chrome.
Not telling my pants, they chrome.
My sister's not cheap.
She are extra horny and shit.
Stop taking my pants.
Don't not touch my motherfucking pants.
Yeah, stop, like, keep tugging them and she's like,
now I'm gonna take them off.
Right.
But this is 24 carat gold on the bucket.
Exactly.
Stop, you know?
Expected.
Ah, you wanna play it.
Yeah, play it.
I got you.
I got you, brother.
Where you were caught up? Where you were caught up?
Bunch of places.
Make up.
I was here like, you don't got a home studio?
Yeah, but I don't want to say anything.
You're not saying anything.
No, I'm not saying anything.
I'm talking about like, in your long time.
I got it.
You're going to the house tour, I can get a house tour.
He said, he must stay in his deep voice.
You want a house tour?
Yeah.
They said make you
What do you think make?
What do you think that people make?
Now, what do you think you do that makes people keep coming back to your shoes?
You could go back to my shoes. I think for the girls is because I'm handsome
I think it's because I'm very relatable and I think my particular fan base support system
whatever you want to call it, a lot of them grew up with me.
So today it gets this way.
I've heard of reality TV?
Which of the reality TV?
Would you have to be on TV?
Depends on what the
theme is
Everybody said let him help you with your YouTube dream
This is a danger, you know why?
Because I keep pouring liquor in here and I don't taste it. That's what I'm saying. You're not staring at shit up though, is you?
I'm doing low school. Yeah
with your stuff to come on the screen.
I don't know what's going on with my chief.
I don't know what's going on with him.
Well, he was.
He knows how to do overlays.
I have overlays.
It's just not popping up on right now.
But I do have overlays.
It become a known when I do my desktop,
but I don't know what's going on now.
What do you mean?
No, I have overlays.
It's just much better.
I'm just going to tell you how I can do it better.
I'm not sure.
I'm still trying to do it better.
Is it bad?
It's just going to be better.
Is it this?
Do you want to use this?
Maybe move this one.
Oh, yeah.
Now move this one.
Or maybe just...
I'll put it here.
No, maybe...
I'll put it here.
Oh, wait.
There.
Oh, gosh.
Maybe like put it like this.
Look.
Oh, gosh.
I put it like this, look, I'm gonna catch you.
Have you ever used the stream of fun in these?
Or you want to jump straight to back, back mode?
No, I haven't, I have to, um.
I don't know how to use Android.
I have to Samsung.
That's better, ain't it?
It is.
Yeah, I'm sure it is.
I had to Samsung, I used to Samsung at first.
And then I moved to the live view, and then I moved to the TV view.
Wait, you said it's phone, live view.
The live view is on the Finnevac, right?
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
That's like two bands.
Yeah, two bands.
And then you gotta buy the subscription.
It's like, international.
International is like $700 a month.
But the one to the backpack is like five bands-ish.
It ain't really like that.
that like you only use the data that quick so how often do you have to fill it up
not often maybe I'm a special case I'm not
the recipe was just pureed strawberries you put a little bit of sugar for
lemons you put some some yes samson batteries do last manner and you put
some own lemons. It's freedom. Put your subcarbons. I had it. Thank you,
who is wizard Kelly for my five gifted subs?
Hey guys, how's it going?
I use Vaseline body oil and I put like a glue to spray.
The young Don one, thank you for the 10 gift and sub.
Yes, the young Don one.
I'm in a zone where people's on the move
I'm coming up, putting my hands up
Fitting on the street, man
You wanna fuck, you're cutting my pants
But don't get crumbed
Hey, I know what it is
That I'm about to do
But why do you think I'm about to fuck you?
That's not a guy like you
I'm about to fuck you
Cause you're not gonna come
And you're gonna have to pass me down
But you wanna go
I've got a currently such a fantastic but that's a part of pushing a person out of bars because it's kind of what you want to call it
You're a minority of gentlemen, gentlemen, came out to get a gentleman
Somebody needs to be down, they'll stay up and be down
We'll have you be in a gentleman, gentleman, boss on, everything alone
Think I can't get an aluminum, get to the weak land town
Well I know it, yeah I'm calling off on you
You're gonna function this, let us do that,
as you try to get back in the party, you shit.
Kids on the campus, it's the best sex in the day,
when it's steady and fun with the shit, you're right.
You saw, you saw, you saw, you saw, you know,
right, I mean, right.
Bro.
Where is your bitch?
Call her my phone.
Yeah.
I think I got a little country in me for something.
You got it?
You know what I think, Soto?
What?
You're my mama from Louisiana.
Oh.
My son was born in Beverly Hills, but he's still in Pontiac.
My daughter's from, my daughter was born in Jersey, but I'm from the Rock.
You think she's gonna go up to Sanchez on the Rock?
I really made it hard for you.
Look, he body bathed.
Body bathed.
Tension, tension.
You're cleaning up after coconut just right.
Look, you really went hard for the shrimp and you really managed it.
I did.
Well, I didn't leave for my mom.
Well, you ain't about to give her a three-cut punch.
Got that sound?
No.
I'm gonna help you clean.
Well, I can make those little things like that?
No, I was gonna do it anyway. I started cleaning. You told me no.
No, you did not. When did you start cleaning, Chad?
I don't ever see him start cleaning, Chad.
When you started cleaning?
Huh?
When you started cleaning?
I was over here.
Okay, you told me that.
Do you want to have like, the low containers?
Huh?
The low containers?
Yeah, nah.
How do y'all stimulate it, quick cleaning?
a mess so I'm trying to move everything near this we go put
everything here Sasha keep these yeah your mom could your mom could cook with
I said boom when it was that, so it might slide.
Oh boy.
We want some music while we clean, Jack.
I think they wanted music the whole time.
Yeah, but you know why I think it's better
that we didn't, because when people watch the clips back,
they ain't just hearing a bunch of music.
Do you get, do you be getting copyrighted
when you're doing music?
Yes, so like, if we were to play music
the whole time cooking, that would've made my damn clipper
have to have a bunch of music.
You think it's hard to find a consistent cameraman?
Yeah, you know, my cameraman asked you and me, I ended up letting him go.
How long have you guys been together for?
That's not long I know yeah I'm not like a when it comes to like a long turn what
you spent for you had like one said you a girl girl baby yeah
You're getting it. You're getting it.
You got me G.
I got you.
I am a girl.
You're a girl, right?
Yeah.
Molly asked me to go.
I'm a girl.
You're a girl.
I'm a girl.
I like this.
I'm a baby.
Woo.
I'm a fucking girl.
Nice. That's fire.
What?
Girl?
Did you come over there?
What was that?
Like you a grub, not a New York saying.
Really?
So you may be a bunch of gay shit,
but now it's like grub.
So somebody like you a grub,
and we might be a grub baby.
Yeah, but like a lot of the New York lingo,
they be like, oh, suck my dick.
I would never say that to another man.
Yeah, people say that's the next mondom.
The next mondom?
Next mondom.
Next, what do they mean?
Next mondom.
like the next man, like your man, next man.
Oh, next man, like not my man's.
You're like next man.
So this is hot spot.
Next man.
Oh, Jamaican, okay cool.
I'm lit, yo, look how much is left in that damn bottle.
He's talking about I'm lit.
I ain't no live man.
These niggas thinkin' they doin' shit, babe.
These niggas on girfs.
Exactly.
Woo!
These niggas on girfs, straight girfs.
I've never been a girv.
These niggas straight girfs.
Straight girfs.
Straight girfs.
You know, you know whoever don't, whoever cooks don't wash the dishes, right?
Come on, man.
I'll wash them.
I bet.
I ain't watched this in a long time, but I watched it.
Because I think it's better to wash them.
I'm bringing them over to that table.
Because this thing is, I'm going to just get everything.
I'm going to gather it for you.
I ain't watched them businesses.
I was a dirt.
I ain't got it up.
You ate that one.
Yeah, for real.
They said wash them ships tomorrow.
Did you hear me and Pudgy saw him?
Mm-hmm.
You like that it?
It's good.
Nice and cute.
Oh, yeah.
I fuck with Pudgy.
Yeah.
That makes it funny.
Like, he really be having me on a full climb.
Yeah.
Weak.
You notice how I beat him.
You notice how I start, right?
What?
To start off, it's just content.
What's that mean?
Are you been there before?
Yeah, I've been there before, plenty of times.
So, what you mean?
It's part of this content all the time, that's how it be, hey?
This content, yeah. All of a sudden.
All of a sudden. It ain't just content.
Yeah. I don't know.
I'll clean that. Watch what this is.
You're missing a plot. You're missing a plot.
I got this. Watch this, and you say you haven't did it in a while.
Today we're going to start doing stuff that we ain't doing in a while.
Dan, let me, I gotta put all these up first.
No, that means wash them. You done washed them?
No, but I'm saying.
Oh, are you going to put them when you wash them?
I might as well put these up and then just throw them in there.
Yeah, you can do that.
Right?
Yeah.
You can do that.
I ain't doing this since I was a nerd.
Cause I was a bird.
I'm doing like cleaning.
You're about to be jacking my shit.
Yo, I'm better at jacking the lingo.
Jacking.
Word 2.
Word 2.
I need a different spongy.
I don't understand why water flight from New York to LA is so freaking long.
You know why cuz the earth is round
So since the earth is round
When you fly straight to New York
It's like this
So that motherfucker got go like this to get to New York
Yeah
Movie now why did a independent movie it ain't do shit though, but
I've been in a movie movie now.
But I think like, that's what I'm, I got a, that's all my bucket list.
That's your bucket list?
I've been in a movie.
I did four movies.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
With your heart.
You know, I love it.
It's, everything is like each other.
Like, it's like, it's like doing music.
It's just like everything.
Like you gotta have a substitution person.
It's your leg.
Yeah, I just don't like reading.
You don't really, well, that's not for you
because you gotta read and you gotta come around.
But I'm good at plays and stuff like,
I was David Ruffin and,
You was doing what?
I was David Ruffin in middle school.
Who? David Ruffin?
From the five, uh...
Let's say Carl Chek.
Five heartbeats.
Oh, you were playing him?
Yeah, I was playing him.
I did this when I was a dirt.
Yo, don't milk it.
Don't milk it.
You the type that you teach a new word and you...
you keep using it for sure you got to bring it up when nobody expected like
hot like I did it for you you didn't expect that
oh wait the lemon
the bigger the kitchen the bigger the mess facts
Got him, got him.
You're both in the box, so I noticed you girding, girding, girding.
You're laughing at that.
What do you think I should put all the veggies in the cup?
Huh?
What do you think I should put all the veggies in the cup right here?
Um, yeah, I'm gonna leave this, you know, this close.
This is a dish, this is a dish, this is a dirty one you all say.
Yeah, it was.
I was, I'm licking it.
The dish was dirty, guys.
I'm looking at him though.
Sometimes the dishwasher doesn't do any job.
No, that's right.
That's why he's supposed to clean up
and put it in the dishwasher.
So when you wanna stop the ones I go through,
how many times do you wanna do it?
I mean, I just started it then.
And every month you got a new gas?
Nah, GEO was the first taco I Tuesday I did
a long time.
And so you want to be consistent with it?
Yeah, I'm gonna get that consistent with it for sure.
You think it's better if you plan content?
Yeah, that's what I've been on lately
cause I'm like, I'm at a point now where
I don't wanna ruin my, I don't wanna ruin my clickability.
I just came over with that word.
Clickability.
So like right now, nigga's no like,
oh when DDG on stream, it's gonna be some good constant.
Right.
Now if I come on this motherfucker
and I just bullshit for two hours and get off,
they don't think I'm gonna bullshit the next time.
You know?
I feel one bullshit in a foot out of the week longer.
Yeah, but it's like, I-
How you know that it's bullshit to them?
Like, what makes me bullshit to you?
Maybe they just want you to see your face.
No, that's facts, but it's just like,
I don't know, I just, I be trying to think like,
and it's also like, if you think from a business perspective
in terms of like money, right?
Mm-hmm.
I can do 10 streams, right?
Just talking to my chat, guest-top regular shit,
getting on TikTok live, boom, boom, boom,
regular nine yards, three, four hours long,
and then make the same amount of money
I would've made doing one stream.
One stream, right?
That's good.
Right.
So it's like, I'm on some shit, like.
Were you consistent with your watch?
Were you watching Dutton?
Yeah.
What's your um, what do what you call that desktop streams?
Yeah
But I'm on some shit where I'm like
Let me
I'm lit you're not lit bro you had a sip
Not a little my doing is right job
I can't even this much dishes
You don't feel like it's mad dishes?
It is, we ain't even eat that much.
Oh my gosh.
I'm gonna leave some of these,
I'm gonna eat the beans out,
and I'm gonna leave the shrimp out.
What's that, no?
Do it later.
No.
I'm not, I'm gonna come home.
Do you, doing later,
why not be in it later?
I'm not doing it later.
And then my mama going to end up having to do it and that's not right, because she wasn't here.
Alright, she didn't make the mess.
There's the garbage bags in here.
Ah yeah.
Here?
The garbage bags? Oh no, they're here.
Under here.
Under here.
Under here?
Under here?
Under here?
This one?
Just like damn, this shit went on a long wait.
you
you
the
All right, but
Yeah, we ain't got no battery for real, but it's getting handled. Don't worry
Maybe I should call my mom and tell her
You want me to do the dishes?
Huh?
You want me to do the dishes?
Nah, nah, because it's...
Nah.
They said both of our shoes is out.
No, we're good now.
You see it's hard.
Yeah, we did it.
You had two dishwasher?
No, I had some more.
I put them in the other dishwasher.
Look at all the dishwasher I put now.
You look like...
Yeah, I have eyes.
I don't know what you don't want.
I don't want to do this no more.
You know.
Somebody said to act she about ads.
Oh you ain't got no ads?
Yeah. No I have Max ads.
Oh you're good.
You're good.
That's the main source.
Alright.
I don't believe in your girlfriend.
They said when you release your song with Sha-Woozie.
Yeah, that's probably over with, Chad.
That's all I got there in my house.
We're gonna make some TikTok.
You should make, like, I wanna make a TikTok
to my song and shit,
but we should make a regular TikTok, too.
Would you?
I feel like everybody does a TikTok with you.
The room, the turkey, the cheese, the cheese.
Yeah.
Like that.
I feel like that's the way, somebody has to do it.
I like that one.
So we should do your new song.
Yeah, I'm gonna do that,
but I'm saying we should do a trending sound or something too.
All right, I need to set a hit up on this one.
Ooh, I'm cold.
All right, what is this?
Oh, my God, look.
This is for you.
It's here.
Bruh.
Hi, how are you?
That's just now, King?
No, I think it's probably been there, at this point.
Oh, not the jerk's hostess, King.
They said, what is hittathon?
It's about to cut off.
Thank you, Josh. Better joke to you.
What is hiraton?
Well, hiraton is...
It's the law.
Y'all can see this?
How did he save you out of surprise?
I mean, where's not the money?
Chet, chill, bruh.
Chet, stop.
I think it's so good to be working.
already nice one more it's right there you do it can I do it yeah I can't
multitask either so we definitely on the same pace with that do I scratch it or
peeling I lost you with the dishes right Chad never quiet on the creek
always live on the creek feel it what is it up on where you're not explaining
All right, Hit-A-Thon is a series,
well, a starting series, I only did it once.
Where I get in the studio and I make a song.
I mean, I make an album in one week, 24-hour stream.
So I wake up, I got a club, DDG every night.
I got new artists pulling up every night.
Making music, yeah, recording, we making music.
We having fun, we turning up.
It's an amazing vibe.
Last year, how do you get in?
Get into Hedithon?
Yeah, that's what they ask me.
Oh, it ain't like that, but,
you know what I mean?
Y'all want an exclusive for how Hedithon
gonna be this year?
Yes, I'm hosting it.
All right, I give you,
you give them an exclusive, you ready?
This year, Hedithon will be in Atlanta.
Okay?
So it's gonna be in Atlanta this time.
So any Atlanta artists that wanna be a part
of the biggest music stream content there is,
it will be in Atlanta.
And I'm hosting it.
Yeah, you pull it off the show.
No, I didn't say that, I'm hosting it.
All right, but I come hosted.
And they said, what happens to the headmaker song?
You did songs with headmakers?
Mm-hmm.
How many songs y'all had?
I mean, then they got about 15, 20 songs.
But, one more exclusive that I won't say again, okay?
The Hedophon will have a lottery.
Oh, I like that.
A lottery of what? Are we speaking numbers?
We're talking about giving a, whether it's a producer or as an artist,
The opportunity to pull up to Hedda thought and be a part of the stream, make music,
drop beats all, drop a pack off, whatever, because I already got a list of folks that
I want to slide through.
Yeah.
But I want to give.
That's fine though, that's fine though.
Yeah, so it's going to be lit.
It's going to be lit.
Well, it's going to anybody go though.
Like, it's going to anybody get used to it.
Well, I live there.
So like, I live in a house for a week.
So it's gonna be a little different, but I'm excited to do it in Atlanta because Atlanta is like to me Atlanta is like the best place for music
They make the best music in my opinion
So I think it's gonna be far I think I'm gonna have some cool people slide through
So your artist you have different artists pull up though. No, I do I had hella people pulling up last year
Hella different people
Go ahead, Carl. We should hold the coffee in.
Show her on the desktop.
I'm new to this, but one thing I've been super dedicated and I've been super consistent, so that's why I'm at it.
Oh, but question, this is a little scraped off.
that that was scraped off too yeah they might they got a guess they got to be
my money back for this shit bro this is second one scraped off so but I'm sure
show somebody can find it they said that was a terrible they said that was a
terrible explanation for somebody who didn't know what it was oh well I think
it was a good explanation yeah he was listening slow whoever was listening
Yeah, it's just a 24 7 7 day 24 hours
Me making out
That's all it is. Hey, I got finesse for these cars. Yeah, I got figured out. I
Know y'all saying desktop, but they said you gonna let they said cameraman gonna let one of the biggest course
I'll even speak
That she's gonna come from the back of the truck. Yeah, I can't wait. I need to put the on the thing in
What?
Yeah.
Wait, what the hell?
Where's my mods, bro?
What's up?
That's crazy.
So every time you're going, you gotta turn your ads up?
No.
I need to get my shit together.
I'm like, I need to get my shit together.
It's okay.
It's alright.
You?
Why does it only have a married finger?
Or does it have a man's finger?
Honestly, it doesn't mean anything.
I just keep switching it.
Because that's the only one that can fit.
So it has that little, it has a fun thing.
Mmm.
So it has a fun thing.
So you, why?
So that's your real color.
Okay, not so much of me.
The fuck, real women.
No, I was just saying, you super tan.
You do like tanning beds and stuff?
No.
Actually, I was on a cruise.
Have you ever been on a cruise?
I haven't.
I want to go so bad.
You should definitely experience it.
And you should go with your son on a cruise.
Yeah, but I feel like it's going to be overly fanned out.
It's definitely overly fanned out.
I went on a carnival cruise.
It was very fun.
For seven days when I found out that I was I got to I got accepted to SU I was on it for so seven days
That's what
But I'm like damn I'm going to cruise
It's like all I got to do for one day
I might as well just stand in the middle of that bitch whoever want to flick up just do it because yeah
I ain't going nowhere
So I might as well flick with everybody on that bitch and then when I start walking around is regular
Yeah, well, they didn't start, I kept telling everybody my name was Emily, so they didn't
start, they didn't start getting in, getting in to senior and so like, you know, like the
last three days.
What?
Do a stream of crews, man, I genuinely think like, take a guess, I'm not going to answer,
I'm not going to respond or nothing.
How much money do you think I got?
How much money do I think you got?
Just take a guess.
I'm like, shut.
Cash.
Cash?
Like right now?
Liquid.
Oh, liquid.
That I can spend right now.
Okay.
How much cash?
What you think?
I'm about to find out.
I'm about to sign and see if I can make it count.
I'm going to say eight million, or five million.
Right?
I have to eat.
Okay.
Am I warmer or am I cold?
No response.
I'll just be curious, cause like,
these niggas told me to-
That's what chat said you got.
Yeah, they told me streamer crews, right?
How much money do you think I got
to buy a fucking cruise ship
and have streamers come on it?
No, I don't think that's what they meant.
I think they meant you can throw an event on a cruise
and I'm quite sure that you can like rent it or something.
I don't know.
I mean, you're gonna be out for 24 hours,
so I'm quite sure the cruise wouldn't be much.
Renting a cruise?
Maybe.
But that's how much chat that you have.
So do you not want to,
How does this go side?
No, I would never.
Oh, they said, oh,
They said 10 to 25 million.
And so?
Bro, I don't see, this is crazy.
Say I'm broke, okay.
You need to rebuke that.
They said definitely over 20.
I'm broke.
Okay, guys, me no have no money.
Me have no money.
Me have no money.
Me no have no money.
No money.
How do you think Chad came up with that number?
He said tell.
Wait, what did he say to tell you?
No money.
He said you look for a receipt or something.
No money.
No money.
No money.
Why is it that you've been making you've been making six figures for over ten years?
He said I could tell how you I could tell how you got that one bag of shrimp.
You know, not too much.
Can you turn you up my ass to me?
Oh, who's not?
It's not. It's not. They said we only had two since everybody been watching.
Bro, help me.
Help me.
You just give me your phone, how I just wasn't helping Jesus, hang on a minute.
Do it.
How much is it?
You gotta log in.
You have to log in.
So what?
You have to log in to your Twitch, on like...
Oh, thank you Wizard Kelly for my 5 subs.
Thank you so much.
He's gay, by the way.
He's gay?
Yeah.
I like, I like...
Yeah, I'm cool with gay dudes though, you feel me?
His preference is his preference.
I ain't any simple.
That's my dog though, you feel me?
That's one of my only gay friends.
For real?
Yeah.
I think that's cool that she was just a little bit drunk, didn't that's pretty good?
Nah man, I met him through a double date.
Me and his one girl was dating.
Oh my God, what happened?
No.
No.
You're gonna come over my face.
What happened?
It tilted in.
It's okay.
I got it.
Bro, like the dumb shit had to happen, right?
Thank you.
It's alright.
It's okay.
You want me to put it down or something?
I don't want to get my jaw in the thing.
You want me to put it down or something?
Are you good?
I don't know.
It's chilling like me.
Okay, you said this one.
This one, what?
This is my gay homie calling me.
Why you lying to that girl telling her I'm gay, ain't it?
Bro, you do not have to act like you're not gay, bro. This is cold.
What about my mother? Why you lying to that girl telling her I'm gay, bro?
Dear Malachi, I got a name.
You going in there?
I'm joking.
Tell her to run and sit.
Malachi.
Stop playing with me, bro.
We got to get stopped playing with them.
I'm joking, I'm joking.
You know that.
Alright, man.
I'm gonna, hey, you still have the rest around.
I mean, you still have the guns to go out for the cup of scoop right now.
Fuck you, nigga!
Yeah, I'm so funny how y'all be doing that to each other.
I ain't mad at it.
I got very demotivated by the dishes now. I realized like how much work really gets put into the dishes
He's got a lot in for the twitch. I'm not a do-it-go. It's okay
It gets into the body
Have you ever saw artists
Do you think that's um, it's hard doing that?
I feel like I wouldn't want to sign artists
because it's just too much responsibility.
Oh my God, who spilled the beans?
You don't worry too.
See how, see how, that sounded good, didn't it?
You didn't sound, you ate that one right there.
You don't worry too.
Worried too, my mother.
Worried to my dad.
This shit is, that ass leaking is getting me tight.
No, somebody knocked it or tipped it in.
Water too, man.
I'll clean it up.
Water too?
Because we need a lid, that's the thing.
A lid.
What should I do first?
Bro, you cannot spray it.
I don't do this.
I hire cleaners.
You can't spray soap on that.
Just wet them.
Just get the modified screw that.
Get the little scrubby, the dishwasher scrubby.
No, you're kidding, bro. You're good, man.
Well, let me just do this.
The dishwasher's grubby. Just wipe it up. You don't need to do that.
Yeah, funny.
I'm crying.
Why are you crying? It's okay.
No, that's not bad. That's a good thing.
No, I'm not.
Okay.
I'm in this cage.
What's the longest you ever did a stream like?
Like a week?
A week? A four week?
Man, I ain't gonna lie.
I had this fucking doll or whatever when I was younger.
And that motherfucker kept venting to me talking about,
man, I came up fucking, keep living this fucking,
doing this nine to five, just getting by.
And like, I want to do this.
I want to conquer my dreams and shit like that.
I'm like, just drink it all.
Boom, tomatoes, I had this doll.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm more like, you had this doll.
Yeah, no more, no more, no more for you.
Okay, hey, this little strawberry lemonade you can sell that motherfucking word
You go outside the club
Radium call it dream juice
We should go to the studio right now right now
Where?
I don't know.
I'm a Yes City.
I don't know.
I live in a nowhere.
Date that.
Let me shut up.
You have an onion edge in the air
Your signature Allen is okay
Okay, that's your signature Allen's on how you do it
Okay, okay
Okay, okay
mind mind be like
Dream what
W10. What are you smirking about? W10. W10, Amir.
Wait, did I just go?
What's that noise?
Huh?
What's that noise?
None.
Um, what, you be on, uh...
Number 25, the shape for us is gold.
what's that noise what that is the flying oh no what that is thank you
wizard Kelly for the five subs and they don't get me shit he's the he's being
very generous today thank you oh I'll show you how to get by I want to guess
the other stuff?
Call my mom.
I don't know.
And I'm trying to um...
All these dishes are not going to fit in the dishwasher.
I've been trying to put it in there.
It's cold.
I take care of it.
but the kitchen the whole kitchen clean it's just like a few dishes that ain't
gonna fit in there okay
all right will you all right
yes
dang I used to really have to do dishes all the time hell son yeah it ain't gonna
I'm looking at it. Look at this.
This shit ain't gonna fit.
You're gonna call your mom for everything. I love that.
Yeah, one mom's my dog.
I talk my own about everything.
I talk my own about everything.
I know. I love that. You keep calling her for everything.
Wash your hands.
House tour and TikToks.
Okay, they give me that gift card. They want to see it. They wanted to see if they could be able to pick it up
They already they already seen it
They use businesses. Thank you J for the team gifted
You get it. Oh
W10
You
They said missing five digits, and they said give me a house to live.
They said give me a house to live.
Come on.
Man, I just wasted a hundred dollars.
Look at the receipt.
Oh, look at the receipt and see if there's one there.
I don't have a receipt, though.
Wait, they said this house or a Kappa Hall next house?
You want to go to Kappa Halls?
far? I don't know what house tour are you talking about? I mean I don't know I mean
my mom wouldn't want me to give me a house tour. It's like that's my first
house tour. Tell them to show the first gift card. The first gift card. It did
somebody already took that right? I'll show you like this
floor and the bottom floor look three stories right regulation
we're gonna go wait oh no they say cat cat house cat house cat house is gonna be
um they doing something in what they doing in cat house orbit was going on
I'm gonna order the cat paws right now.
Norbit.
But what else?
I just wanna, I just wanna, I just wanna, uh, uh, uh.
What are you doing shit there?
Norbit.
You damn right know what shit.
Oh, my manager said don't go to the,
do not go to the cat paws.
Amperset.
Your manager?
Amperset.
and don't go to the cat house.
With us your manager?
Yep.
Don't go to the cat house.
What's there?
Damn, what's wrong with the cat house?
Yeah, what you gotta get?
We got a bad name.
We just throw really good parties.
That's what we know for sure.
That mom, right?
I don't think we'll be trying to tell you
what to do from the other side of the lens, right?
Mm-hmm.
Come on, I'll show you though, let's do it.
Let's take a walk.
Let's take a little stroll.
All the lights on, turn on lights three.
I saw what you did, you gotta be quicker than that.
Alright, come this way, this is the living area, you know, nobody goes in here.
Okay, this is the living room that you just can't sit in.
for looks, not the little horsey and shit like that.
And too fasty.
It's cool when I went this way,
I wanted to do the two different.
I wanted to go black from this just to separate the two.
So I wanted to go black and white too.
I love black and white.
Black marble, straight to the white marble over here.
Come over this way.
Mind you, everything was customized.
This house was completely different looking before this.
Ooh, the sealants eat down.
Crown molding on the sealants.
Yeah, thank you, thank you.
They have crown molding on the sealants, guys.
I repeat, crown molding on the sealants.
Also, you come over here?
You have crown molding on the left side of the thing.
Oh, there's a 3D?
That's me, yeah.
Oh, this is cool.
Is this a brick?
No.
Hey, imagine how it's not that big.
It's also a weed, a blunt holder.
So I put my weed right here.
Oh, I like it.
Yeah, I put my blunt right here and they hold it.
She's got the watch on, car near, watch.
Got my tag tags.
And that's cool that I got the tag tags on, though.
Yes, it is.
OK, this is the gold, so this, what's that?
Oh, OK.
Is your mom?
Yeah, we're going to have to go somewhere in a minute.
Hold on.
That's that.
This is the gold and black living room.
Yep.
Boom.
This is the kitchen area.
Right here.
This is the pantry.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Before we finish.
You don't know what's over there, so I think we should stop.
No, I know, but I gotta do something real quick.
Come on over.
Come right here.
This is the...
This is stream room.
The stream room?
Mm-hmm.
We could go desktop, but...
I don't really like this webcam right here.
Wow.
It's just, and a high quality.
You know what I mean?
It's called like face something.
Facecam Elgato.
Is that good?
It's cool.
It's all right.
It's the best one.
It's the best one like this.
No, what's the best one?
That's the best one?
What?
You can put that plug that up to the PC.
Yeah, well come on.
That's like, I actually like this monitor thing.
It gives me like security vibes.
No, that's good.
It's good.
We can do it.
This is not going to be like
very high quality.
I just got this.
What?
What's that stuff?
Um...
I don't know what this stuff is so bad.
What do you want to...
How long do you want to stream for?
I don't know.
So desktop is where you react to stuff, right?
Mm-hmm.
Let me do it myself, okay?
Let me talk to the teacher.
Wait, I'm gonna get my phone, hold on.
Let me get a check.
That's my phone.
That's him.
Oh, this chair is from on the tour.
Hey, yo, one hand move.
I can't.
Just shut it.
I mean, it's hard ...
Dude that's cheese.
Okay.
I'm not a good ... This cheese is mad.
Pranking.
Uh ...
I can do it!
I'm a strong girl.
It's okay, I got it for breeze the jail on this thing.
I want me to prank him.
Okay, so we're going to do...
All right.
Hey, do you want to do gillmicks?
They said this is why boys get included.
What did you do?
They told me this is for breeze of chance, I sniffed it.
For breeze of chance, sniffed it?
Why are you sniffing?
Because they said for breezy.
Why not tell them for breezy?
You stink?
No, it doesn't stink.
Oh.
So I don't think we're going to do that stuff.
It's giving.
It's giving teens.
It's a lot, yeah.
I don't know what was it, a meat fish?
No.
Bone bite bone bite bang.
This is the nice little area of bang.
Come this way.
No desktop, we go in there.
Okay.
You want to see my little studio?
Okay.
Thanks for that baby.
How did you know you were from that?
Huh?
No.
Yeah.
It's not nothing no more.
But I made some songs in here.
Oh, this is where you recorded.
Oh, you had a little booth right there.
What mic did you record with?
U87, C9, what is it called, C800 or the Telefunke?
Telefunke?
How do you use U87?
I like it.
I just don't use it. I don't know why, but I don't.
What, the setup?
No, this is a good setup. You got everything.
This is the Telefunke right here.
What do you got, your thing right here?
I see this mic.
Nah, let me see.
I actually got so much to lose.
Creeb, I just don't lose.
I don't know, it's best if Mike...
This is my fucking...
Chris Brown, the shit you use, you know.
Tile bunker?
Tile bunker.
You're not a hook it up.
Yeah, you got to hook it up to this little box and shit and you got to heat up and shit,
but it's like a Sega mic.
You don't have to hook those shit.
No, I'm not using these shoes.
It's like a load.
Those 10 keys.
It's probably 15 at this point.
That's what's going on.
Bada boom bada bang.
overly yet this is a picture more than kind of as it is my first deal board hot 100
That's fine.
Okay, they said we'd be ready to go.
Me?
Read the room.
You ready to go.
Oh, you ready to go with me?
You ready to go.
No, we finished this tour.
Okay.
That's the debate.
That's my first bath.
First bath, yes.
First bath in here.
Yeah, you guys.
That was your first bath?
What else?
Well, we can practice for this. Come on in here.
Wait, can we mute that real quick?
You don't want to be.
You don't want to be.
You don't want to be.
You don't want to be.
you
I feel like I've seen mad toy kids cars.
Yeah, my son got a little collection.
He was live the last year, but then he was a school bus this time.
And they don't we use them at all?
No, I don't use them at all.
It's what he said.
So, he went to live in a truck home.
Look at that.
This is my mother's car right here.
How you got this in the crib?
This?
This is the one off the street, right?
No.
This is the line, right?
No, that's a personal.
Oh, so...
You be driving this? I thought you, I thought you, um,
they took this off the street.
My brothers.
You know what I'm talking about, right? They be having these...
Hold up.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
These, they have these in New York for like rent.
Yeah, but how do you get this in your house?
These boys, little boys, little boys.
How much is this cost?
I don't know.
So I think they like...
Two more dollars.
Really?
If that might be a little more, I don't know.
This doesn't work.
Be careful.
This is heavy. I wouldn't think this is as heavy as it is.
This is my mom's car.
I just got, wait, is this 63?
No, it's a five.
I just ordered a 63.
Can't wait.
That's my favorite car.
Here you are, I just.
Let me get one of those.
What?
Give me mine.
Oh, you wanted to know something
I just forgot that I have both of them.
Here you go.
It's turned off.
Mine?
I think it's where you're headed to, you gentlemen.
This is my mom's car.
It's my mom's car.
This is one of my biggest accomplishments.
That's why I feel like that.
Of course.
But my mom would be wagging this shit, you know.
Yeah, that's, that's, that's, that's lit.
Cool.
My biggest accomplishment is moving my mom out the hood.
That's good.
That's great.
Beautiful.
All right.
This way.
Oh wait.
So how do you connect to this world stage?
You gotta come through the garage all the time.
Mm-mm.
There's right behind you kitchen right here. It's like the man cave play area
Yo, my husband looking like a dick here too
Cool little shit cuz the kids don't care about today's house. I don't
Cool little shit by the boom by the bang then over here. We got a
Nice little man cave this way
Theater, stated to our speakers.
You ain't even looking.
I was trying to, sorry, I was trying to,
see, read chat too.
All right, man cave.
Man cave.
You got the hooker, you got the bottle,
you got the bottle.
Hooker, you know what I'm saying?
Got the theater theater.
Cool shit.
Hooker, hooker.
Yeah.
What's this, a plane?
25 gifted, first shot from right here.
I'm not a sender gift.
No, I'm going to give it to you.
Me?
If you're missing, you're going to give me nothing.
So?
On the stairs.
But I'm too short.
It's okay.
First shot.
All right, you, excuse me, thank you.
25 gifted.
I don't know. Should I do it like underneath or should I do it like over?
Mm-hmm. It's a 125-dollar shot.
How many chances I get?
I need two.
Okay. I'm going to try one under one over.
Alright.
Ouch. Okay. I need one more.
I don't think you should shoot like that.
Okay. Alright.
Maybe I need to be like, this goes like this.
It's okay, it's still late.
Come on.
All right.
Wait, you didn't cut those lights off.
Okay, come on.
Taste that you love 25 gets it.
It's your favorite number.
Sholee.
I was too far a chance.
Sholee.
This way.
Living roomy.
Nice little room.
Gatherings, nice gatherings with the family.
Nice gathering.
Just there right there, hold on.
Stay?
Yeah, I'm trying to find this extension cord.
Betcha I can make it from here.
I don't know where they put my shit.
Hold on, hold on.
All right, let's go now.
Honestly, huh?
We going.
It's okay.
Honestly your balls don't have no air. Oh never mind
When I shoot one right it comes out better
That was over
All right, there we go, all right, all right,
all right, and lower, all right, my shit over here.
What's that?
It's a little bug catcher.
Oh, I thought it was a taser.
Yeah, this is a little home court.
That's so cute and comfy back here.
That's cool, it's a little tent,
this is George's shit, I've never been here.
Who's shit?
George being his tent.
The driver.
The driver, your mom's man?
Yeah, he being his tent.
Why are you calling me the driver?
Because I'm trying to tell you who he is,
so you can see who he is.
You could just say my mother's.
I said that and then you said.
That's great.
Oh, he got the little chair in there.
Now he got a vibe in here.
That's cool.
Right, he got the car, Mr. Car,
he probably was asleep right there too.
Oh, that's good.
I want to get my back yard
Yeah, all this shit work under here. Yeah, that shit is a check I know who do
Cost a little bit. It just requires so much. They gotta set the ground
Yeah, I'm all fucking
Put a motherfucking on the limit to this house
So this is brick underneath here too, yeah
Yeah.
Ah.
Shit.
Oh, you do have a light here.
Yeah, I got a light, but I have to move this.
Oh, that's a lot.
It's a lot.
It's not too much.
I can do it if you really want to see it.
You really want to see it?
No, it's cool, it's cool.
It'll take about two minutes.
It's okay, I'll get it.
I get this, I get it.
Okay, right.
That's for me.
Must stick.
Gotta keep the stick on me.
So...
I think, um...
I think this is a good ending.
Yeah guys, it's a great ending.
Yeah.
You guys, we appreciate your opportunity to meet Moose Taco...
What the fuck was that?
The dream featuring Moose Taco Suze, the 11th one.
Oh, we need to know. Take time. We gotta be taking time.
I told you that.
I'm tired as hell, but we got this.
I'm not gonna...
Look, TikTok, TikTok, TikTok, TikTok, TikTok, TikTok.
Got to, man, all right.
It's only right, okay.
Let me see.
Yo, y'all wilding.
Um, TikTok, okay.
All right, I got my song.
I got my song.
You gonna do a TSN one?
I gotta do one of my songs.
I'm gonna see that this great groupie.
All right, you bitch.
Call it on my phone.
That's what you call it.
I'm in a zone.
That's what you call me.
I like this better.
I like this better.
You gotta crop it.
You gotta crop it.
You said moving heavy in a zone.
Yeah, so you gonna say,
I don't know where we been in jail.
Hey, y'all, we been in jail.
Can't you treat like him?
And then we gonna be like,
Why this?
Back to back, though.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like, it's gonna be like,
You gonna say that?
Like,
Yeah, like that right? Like that right? Yeah.
Huh?
Yeah.
Sorry.
No, I'm just not right.
Hold on, wait, you got a crop that's for that part?
No, I did. I did it.
No, you didn't. Look.
I thought she was going to stop it and cut it.
You didn't do that?
I was going to go straight through. You can actually cut it.
Yeah.
That's the case we even got to set it up you can just be like
Yeah
That's what you got there, bro
Wait, that's not that
So
Not together together like this like this
Moe have you been
What are you doing here?
Because my buns is tight in the bag.
Alright, alright, alright.
Yeah, we ain't doing this. Okay, you ready?
Are you looking out?
Yeah.
You kinda got look.
You got to look this way.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
There it is.
I thought he was trying a little bit.
Huh?
I thought he was trying a little bit.
He's good though, right?
Yeah, no, that's pretty good.
Is that a puzzle right now?
Yeah, thanks.
Dur.
I bet.
So, why is it this?
Call him up.
Tell him a little quick.
Okay.
I just posted a job.
Let's do one for yours.
How many times are you supposed to take off?
A week.
I don't post a lot from
TikTokers that I know, and I know some of the
biggest TikTokers.
Like, they post like three times a week.
I don't post a lot from TikTokers
that I know, and I know some of the biggest
TikTokers.
They post like three times a day.
Oh, they could.
He...
Planned soup pockets would be good.
That's what we should do.
What? Are you gonna...
No.
Not the beginning of the show.
You're right.
That is about this show.
That's what my prom date is.
We love punching, man.
Yeah.
It's just concept.
It's just a car.
You can't even hear when I say that.
Wait, now what?
This shit is all my thing.
Don't get lost in the clips yet.
I'm sorry, I like to watch them in my bed.
Yeah, wait. Save them for the
when you're going to sleep.
You ready?
Sorry, I like them.
Oh, they said two cops on night.
Alright, let's put the two cops on.
We can put some... not the best ones.
We can put some Su-T-Out Combus, it's not the best.
The what?
Not the best.
Alright bella.
We gonna do this.
That's why I fucked your bitch. That's why I fucked her. Give money. West side. Give money.
That's the one right there.
Did you pull it out?
That's why I fucked your bitch.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
Do you hear them?
Look, his veins came out.
Bro, that's too funny.
No, you can do another TikTok. I mean, two Pax on.
Alright, let's do another TikTok. Two Pax on.
Oh yeah.
Alright, what's up?
You got no words though.
Which one are you on?
That's not too bad
No, I don't know
Damn, they're spelling two part one right now
Thank you, you're so sweet
Two? Wait, wait, let me see
Two?
Nah, cause they're spelling two P-A-C
No, this is lead this ain't that this don't go viral
I
Listen California love
Do you post on tic-tac-tac-tac?
No, I spammed on
I spammed on
I used to ask you if I was going to talk about it, you remember?
The day I was leaving?
It was like seven videos.
Spam that bitch, yeah.
It's just TikTok.
You got that part?
Mm-hmm.
You can't mark that as game.
No, you can't either.
All right, that's um, Hajida, all right, that's um, they said two pox on the next.
I put that.
All right, but you said, what was the one caliphine about?
So much energy. I think you put a lot of sugar in that strawberry lemonade.
I'm jumping. Don't let me put you in that sugar in your tank.
Clip. Clip.
Let me see that. That's a diamond tooth.
Canine tooth got a gem.
That hurt?
No.
Why are you going to get the one? Huh?
It's in the tooth.
like a hole in it?
You gonna be honest with you?
Yo, that's how I know you a liar.
His favorite line is
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Can I be honest with you?
Let me, you gonna be honest.
I have
veneers.
No one knows this.
Is that the way you said it?
Yes.
So I have a special dentist that do diamonds and shit.
They say, these are, I have to fool them off,
tell them I want to diamond, get one tooth out,
craft that one tooth, put the diamond in it.
You got to bring it to the jeweler.
Yeah, you do it to the jeweler.
Put it in the tooth.
Did they shave your tooth then?
Yeah, my shit nubs under these.
Yo, I took my shit off one day,
I had to like fucking short-tails.
For real?
For the God.
Like we gotta have these shirts for the rest of our life.
Fuck it. Who cares?
No. Because what if they, what if we can't fix them?
Can't fix our teeth?
Yeah, like what about we'll let them come on, don't you doubt, you know how I hate real look?
But by that time we are already old as fuck, so it's like-
Please don't give a fuck if I'm missing. Fuck it.
Uh, dentures, dentures hellishie.
I don't know about that.
Right, I know what stick I'm gonna do.
Yeah, but they're selling me the little cares, don't they?
Yeah, so they said like it's a, hold on.
Oh!
Okay, calm down.
Okay, they said look at the story.
I'm gonna let him take my sister.
Woah.
I don't know what he's doing.
I went to the Phillipomma.
We're not dirty.
You tried to put on socks, though.
You tried to.
Nah, no, these bitches are clean.
Right before I put them shoes on.
They just feel dirty, complex.
I don't know what your mother was trying to find out
about this, I don't know where she was doing this.
dirty and complex nonsense. I want to be that delusional one day. My nonsense life, dirty
shit. I got the black nasties on.
Yeah. Black mom.
Then yeah.
I'm just kidding.
That's okay.
Do you get shy when I lie?
No.
Okay.
Okay.
Now, bro, let's go on a morning.
Oh, look. Come.
That's what they say to me now.
You know why your prom they post another girl that's what you really need to be thinking
about.
That's as a woman.
As somebody that just sat here and did this Taco Tuesday with you you got a good heart.
You feel me?
for a nigga to be posting another girl on his story
when he claimed he making songs about you
but he's so quick to jump to the next girl.
Like you got a peep shit like that around these niggas.
These niggas ain't for you.
That ain't no real nigga.
Real nigga woulda be like,
they only would fuck if he couldn't taco's.
We still going to prom, we still holding it down
but now he want to be petty and post another girl.
That's your first instinct, instead of calling your woman and saying,
hey, I don't like how you.
Is he black?
Yeah, like he could have easily hit your phone and been like,
you know what?
Maybe I ain't feeling this.
Can you go to the crib?
Then it would have been on some shit like, oh,
this is a real nigga.
You feel me?
Yeah.
And you would have put me to the side.
I was like, hey, I ain't gonna lie.
My man's whoop.
He don't want me to be here like that,
even though it's all cool vibes, homie vibes.
That's a nigga that's childish.
That's the nigga that's not a man, that's a boy.
But if you wanna go to prom with a boy, that's cool.
Do that.
If I ain't know you like boys.
You feel me?
I thought you wanted a man.
That's all I'm saying.
It's just content.
You ran the chip.
No, that's what they said.
That's what the tech said.
Oh, okay.
But you ate that though.
That was like W Gas Lane and all.
Like you know the type of nigga that would get in the bitch head,
have the bitch over here,
blow on the corner and cry it out.
Yeah.
I'm a good guy.
You know, that was like some Gas Lane and shit low key
because I, truth be told, I don't really fuck.
I don't really fuck.
I don't really fuck.
I'm sad, I'm sad.
Yeah, yeah, tell that nigga ain't.
Truth be told.
Fuck that promise and I ain't going with you no more, nigga.
Can you fuck with your talk about nigga, grah?
Yeah!
Kra-Kra-Kra-Kra!
Kra-Kra-Boom!
Yee!
Bo-Boom, nigga!
Fuck.
Fuck with your talk about nigga. Word up.
Yeez, niggas, chicken they self bought they own positions.
Who ever said a nigga got a position like what?
What?
Fuck with these niggas talking about.
What is he talking about? Word to!
What the fuck am I, where's my dad?
What are you going to do?
Where's my dad?
Alright, let's go.
Where to my dad?
Where to my dad?
Let's do this.
Bring out the distract.
Bring out the distract.
Bring out the distract.
Good morning.
I just hate that for you, personally, like.
Listen, one thing about me, I'm always going to put you right.
For me, I'm just like no else over here.
That shit really hurt me, like...
Why would you do it? Why would you do it?
Musa, musa cora.
Musa cora, yeah, musa cora.
Musa cora.
Yeah, it's okay.
Because we're still in the motherfucking building, okay?
Don't worry, buddy.
What? What you want to do?
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I'm a bad man, bad man, bad man.
It's not a good, dude.
Yeah, you're too funny.
You're taking a shit.
Yeah.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Okay.
It's cold out.
You don't want to talk to anyone, do you?
No, I don't.
Oh, yeah.
I think you got ADHD.
I do, too.
Like where you can't sustain it?
Hey, you get sidetracked really easily.
I do.
Wait, this one, I like this one.
I
That's pretty.
It's just kind of a tip, man.
That's all it is, bruh.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha.
That's pretty.
Yeah, that's pretty funny.
Ah, yeah.
Alright, bruh.
Alright, I'm saying bye-bye to these folks. I'm tired.
I want to say bye bye to them.
Okay, sorry.
Bye guys!
Alright y'all, I'll see you out of the mall.
Or will I see you out of the mall?
Don't know.
Stay tuned.
We need to be back.
WStream, you did great today.
Thank you.
You're a great streamer.
Aw, thank you.
I appreciate that.
Alright y'all.
See y'all later, okay?
You know how to end your shit, you don't.
Oh no, why don't I end my shit from your shit?
Don't you buy one before you broke good?
Go on, go on to a kid real quick.
To a kid?
I might gamble in a minute.
May or may not.
How do you even know this motherfucker?
Streamer, you got specials, all right.
Want to say bye one more time or are you straight?
Bye guys, thank you for tuning in.
Taco Tuesday, picture your girl.
Dream.
I'm alive on my shit, don't worry.
I'm not being sus.
All right, ready?
Yeah, bye.
So you just swipe it that way?
Yeah, I'm alive.
So you never started a handicap?
All right, y'all.