What's up, chat?
Good morning.
I don't know who you're talking to, Danny, but if you're talking to me, I know, I'm
and
pretty like common knowledge
I kind of want to try out Karen, I kind of want to try out Karen today, I might.
how do you say it? Karan? Kayan Kayan? I don't know what was saying it right
Ah, yeah, I don't know if you can check out that game
They ever stop skiing.
Hello Alta Marsh.
Thank you for the 20 advanced man.
Smallocks, thank you for the 71 months.
I don't know if I should start a new runner-up, that previous one we were only like 20 minutes
Yeah, we might be flushing could bend too.
I don't know, man.
I'm just honestly, okay, I don't, I don't like to blame Chad, but I'm just tired of the negativity whenever I play that game.
Just like, do people want to shut the fuck up?
I don't know, I mean we'll see, maybe we will still do could mean too, we can still play it today.
The day is young.
I'll be close to that end, I don't know about that.
I like the Bloodborne randomizer, I do wish it had some more options though.
I don't think the source code for the Bloodborne randomizer is like publicly available.
So yeah, that kind of sucks.
I don't think the source code for the random is publicly available, which means I don't know
of people can realistically like edit. I don't know if people can, you know, make changes to it.
Because it's not on like GitHub or anything.
If I made a prettier character, wow, my character is beautiful, aren't.
you
I think it's a good idea.
Oh my god, it's so cring-steered.
Like, I'm pretty sure the randomizer also has a glitch where it just doesn't actually randomize properly.
It's so bad.
Oh my god.
of
What is the Rando change while you can see it right here?
Honestly dude, I should download a map, I should download a macro program so I can just
press a macro button and it'll just automatically select all the options that I need in the
Rando. This shit is fucking annoying. Doing this every time.
Yeah, I don't know, Daram.
I was looking through the files.
All here I can show you how this works, right?
this, this is the randomizer application, all I'm maybe the reading is says something here.
is not. So basically you read this is the program. You write this and you
run this program. You choose the options you press randomize and then it takes
this folder. This is all the game files from Bloodborne. Can't hear me okay I'll just
turn off the music. There you go. Anyways, it takes all these files and randomizes them,
and then you just place them in the mod. Like, you use these when you want to play the randomizer.
So yeah, I don't really know. I don't really know how I can do anything to make this better.
there's a config file, but
one of those JSON files, I mean, I don't know.
I don't think the randomizer is set up to store configuration because if it did store your configuration, why wouldn't it keep that?
I mean, trigger the Rando, copy the files to a backup, trigger it again, copy the new
files.
Well, yeah, you can obviously do that.
You can have like, you can roll like 20 in a row, but that doesn't really change
anything.
You're just doing it all at once instead of, like, it makes no difference.
I'm still launching the application, randomizing it every single time, choosing all the options, nothing is different.
This is, I mean, I could do it before stream or something, but that's not really...
I guess that doesn't really fix the issue that I have with it.
I'm going for a ball-stop great hammer build.
and
that's called the sacred time
uh... skills with strength
just use like
honestly i would use the blacksmith
uh... what's it called in ds two
I don't know.
My browser is like crashing or something.
I don't know what's going on.
Bro, what is going on?
Oh, and I close my music. Nice.
This is fucking piece of shit.
Oh yeah, I would recommend using the Craftsman's Hammer.
You get it from a chest under a MacDuff.
I'm going to turn on some music.
That's a lot of times.
times down. That's a lot of times.
Good shot, Graham.
Imagine all the items they had to loot more cycle.
True.
Oh, oops.
I think...
I don't know. I'm just a fucking broken record every time I talk about Kazan.
But uh...
Kazan's bosses were fucking peek.
But man, the loot and that game sucks ass.
I'll be back in a sec.
I'm gonna get some juice.
You
I'm so quiet, alright, I'm back, my favorite weapon in Neo3, I have no idea, man.
I feel like six hours of playing the demo isn't enough time to know really anything.
I mean I already played the entire demo before.
The same demo as the alpha.
But I was fine.
I'm not going back to archwriters, probably not, well, I mean maybe I'll stream up occasionally,
I'm kind of bored of archerators.
Our creators is really good, but it doesn't really have like an end game.
And it's not like our greater, you know, I'm not like the fucking burnt peanut or something.
Like our creators isn't, you know, insanely popular for my stream.
I don't know.
There's just the only thing left to do in our creators for me is just murder people.
I mean, that's the whole like game loop, it's just like murder people for loot.
What the problem is, most of the loot is just not really...
Like, there's this note, there's no like ultra-rare loot or ultra-rare items to go for.
Everything is so common in our creators, which that I will say.
That is part of the reason why I think our creators is so popular because they made the game
him so like casual for me.
Every game I like watching you play is doom to be dropped.
Well yeah, I don't really like playing the same game for months on end.
those games just get boring
he says he launches another permit of i mean
what
I do permit I thought often.
And I've done it with a bunch of different games.
I mean, I don't know, I like streaming different games.
Some streamers are stuck in like a never-ending loop of just playing the same game for
the rest of their lives, but it's kind of self-induced in a way as well.
Like if you never try to play other games, you're never going to branch out, but it's also
scary because like, well, yeah, I mean, if you play another game, you might lose half of your
viewer step or whatever.
the busking my plate was baby steps yeah
the
I mean, baby steps has a really difficult movement, tech.
I can show you even.
and they got the world record for babyseps down to sub nine minutes.
What is that even Mike?
It's the first time to defend the battle against the opponent.
Yeah, in the speedrun, you do this movement the entire time, look at his fucking key, look
Look at his fucking controls.
of
The must
He must just skip to the end of the game.
it's not demo
I don't think so
The demo is not nine minutes long.
I actually tried learning the movement tech in this game and it was horrible.
Fucking miserable.
The game was a bit too wrong, she ended up too long.
and
it's like a tornado outside screen
Ron, she yeah, I mean the game had a bunch of dicks on your face all the time
is
yeah, a bunch of donkey dicks
Was that the character or was that him?
Wouldn't that be banned by Twitch?
Not if it's part of the game.
I mean, if you're just showing Dix on your stream like no context at all, yeah, sure.
How is Brogan and beat this in nine minutes? He might...
I know there's like a glitch where if you go under the map, you uh...
He is just climbing this mountain.
at least this is the demo
there's like a glitch where if you go under the map you can like
send yourself flying or something
one fear and hunger will be the death of your channel while i think he's saying it would be
if
having ticks on your stream
in a game got you banned
it's gonna be okay buddy
and
that
how is he going to
you know I guess he's just
I think he's going to do the underwater glitch.
And then he's just going to fly to the end of the game, I guess.
can make that. Oh damn. Yeah now he's definitely doing the underwater glitch.
Please give me luck.
I think it's, I think you do it here at the lake.
What the fuck?
and
Two, three, four, three, four.
I'm so sorry.
No.
I'm pregnant.
I'm a phyctop.
I don't know. Good luck.
Yes?
I think they did it.
How's that just?
Please.
to
go get up
he's not jumping
years to
it's funny because there was a like I was interested in speed running this game and I was like
what if you just skipped straight to the end of the game and they said it wasn't possible
like there's some like arbitrary restrictions or there's like triggers that you have to hit
So you can't just skip straight to the end, but somehow you can, I guess.
I don't know.
Let's see, let's see what.
I
always got the sensor on
but you want to see the donkey deck sorry it's got a black bar
so much effort to get to this point
so much effort
Progress is normally like, well, yeah, like you can't get the cutscene to trigger at all
Was the issue I believe
All right, I'm gonna finish my food and then we're gonna start bloodborne. Sorry for the gig stalling today, chap
and
just to see how long I could do it
of
I can't believe the scan came out 11 years ago, chat.
the fuck.
11 years ago, and fucking Sony still doesn't
give them us a remaster, or at least a fucking 60 FPS patch.
It's absurd.
Imagine a proper PC release.
I mean, honestly, at least we have emulation.
So many have prayed for anyone to touch Bloodborne because they're afraid of messing it up.
I mean adding a 60 FPS version or a patch to the game is not going to mess up the game.
I mean if they have somebody remake the entire game then sure.
certainly potential for disaster there.
And Truller is not working.
Oh, there we go.
My plan is in 4k. No, on 4k, the game lags quite a lot during the randomizer.
the
randomizer. It's honestly fine if you're if you're just playing base game 4k runs
perfectly fine.
A mini LED monitors good for gaming. I don't know. I don't think I've tried one of those before.
Maybe, um, D.
I actually want to try Karen.
I might start it today, potentially.
I've heard good things about it.
Yeah, I mean the thing is the demo that we played was basically just the same, it's the same as the alpha demo from like six months ago or
So I don't know how long ago it was actually, but yeah, it's basically just the same.
So I don't know what's fun, but it was the demo feels too easy, yeah, they gotta get
people to buy the game bro.
Just make the game a little easier at the beginning and then send them into the grinder.
Too late to refund.
like they've taken away most of the fun stuff from me or two. You think so?
I don't know if I agree with that.
What do you what did they take away? I mean you're you're missing stances on like some of the
of the weapon types.
Oh, you found yourself a hunter.
Because of the ninja stance.
No, I mean, I'm honestly just curious.
Yeah, they did nerf the loot outfits, though.
That's kind of bullshit.
and
Crazy how fast.
Dude, it is crazy to think how good we had it back in the day.
Like Dark Souls 2 came out in 2014,
Bloodborne came out in 2015,
and then Dark Souls 3 came out in 2016.
And now it's like,
and
then it's a then we wait like years for Eldon ring and now there's nothing even new insight for like four year three years now
Now we have Nairane
You have Nairane and dustblads
I mean don't get me wrong. I like Nairane. I still put in like a few hundred hours into it, but
Man, I
Wish we had something new
Oh, that's good.
I think my game might be a little too quiet.
Dude, still bro.
If you look at that arm, why can't we throw like that? What the fuck, man?
and
I ran was an easy way to get money during downtown I mean I agree the game is clearly like I
it's a fun game but it is
you know kind of a cash grab
there's no denying that
to get him a little bit.
All right, we actually got pretty good R&G here, because we also got the Grave Guard Armor,
which sells for like 10k.
We have 25,000 already.
Wait, didn't we also get a madman's, oh my god.
This is actually in Sainar and G, hold on, we got to go back and forth so the dull wakes up.
the same RNG will die to a pig.
Probably true.
I don't know if I wanna use,
I don't know if I wanna use the Chukage.
Just the constant health drain fucking blows.
It's a cool weapon though.
I'll use the bloodbutter, and this weapon also hurts you, but it's not it's bad.
Hello, good luck on the 8th.
Very well, man.
What is the scaling of this weapon again?
Be in Bloodtend, see in strength.
I don't know.
Well, what is it?
Very well.
I don't actually know how this weapon works.
Does this scale like primarily with Bloodtend's?
You know, honestly!
Like gun not gun only, but using the gun
Using the gun in this weapon probably uh
Using the gun in this run would help a lot
Because guns were actually
Bars
Yeah uh
Guns are actually really fucking good in this game if you get them upgraded like the Evelyn if you get
that shit upgraded you can do a lot of damage with with the gun.
Sometimes I just what comes out of my mouth is not what I want to say.
Wow, this damage is terrible.
I think you need a...
Okay.
Alright.
It's both scorpions, got hands.
This one for fucking sucks.
Yeah, they're resisting to whatever damage type this weapon deals.
Oh my god, I'm poisoned. I'm fucking poisoned. That's good.
to
over there's nothing I can do that's true
this thing that you would is there a way is there an attack on this weapon that does
The rusting damage
I mean there might be
Backstub
What does it does it out to have this weapon do something does it like hurt me?
Oh wait. Wait, what is this? I thought that like does damage to yourself or something.
It inflicts frenzy. Oh, then there, I guess those enemies are really, weak to frenzy then.
and
and the snake died
what a dumbass
what the hell just started me there
The rally of this weapon isn't super great
So does this L2 do anything to like this gun?
I'll use that more fun.
No.
Bro.
The bull cut spider.
And that fired us a lot of damage to these guys.
Oh, this, this L2 is kind of crazy good.
Oh my gosh, the bloodstone shards.
Oh, it's this fucking guy.
Why charge R2 when L2 does just as much fucking damage?
to
see how much damage is the old two
and now it's on it's not
what type of damage are these
scorpions of week two
I don't know.
The thing is, in Alvin Ring,
Charge R2s are actually insanely strong.
Because you there's so many I mean there's so many different ways like Bruce the damage
Hello
I don't think I can use weapon buffs with this weapon, it's the enemy that ended
my last run.
I grace.
Herd been to his, uh, it's a game.
It's okay.
The main issue I have, the performance and could be in two is really bad.
Oh god, not the pig.
These pigs are the most dangerous enemy in the Rando.
That's actually probably not true, but what the,
Oh, it's one of those fucking sword guys again.
Ow.
Ah, hit me.
I'm gonna smell two people to look at.
I feel like the altitude is so much damage.
How many shards do we have?
We have eight while we have eight bloodstone shards already?
That's kind of crazy.
uh...
what was that spring?
l2 might be bugged since it should be a plane tentative.
hmmm. That's what I thought.
and
say remember the L2 light burning myself before I wonder why
the
why it's not a
It's up and does no francey. I don't know. What is going on?
Oh.
Yeah, but we're talking about the L2.
I think the requirements of the weapon get changed because of the randomizer, so maybe
somehow that affects the frenzy buildup. I don't know. Whatever.
Oh my god. So do DLC enemies do so much damage. Like they have their scaling on them,
But they still do, they still fucking do so much damage.
of
If I'm scaling on I do, because otherwise it would be horrible.
We are going to get a backstabbing.
And you don't have to not be against the wall.
...
the
not trigger frenzy of the hunter as a friendly resist of 180 or higher
wait a second, are you serious?
Oh, I don't know if that's true.
Is that what have been true that would have been crazy?
Yeah, I don't know. I think something's just bugged with the weapon.
Could be true just bugged because it ran though. Yeah, well, I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know, man. Whatever.
I
Pantus
You must be in the union hunter
Welcome to the hunter's dream
This will be you
Jim, thank you for the prime sub you.
Ram Pathrab Hammer, thank you for the 38 months by screen, thank you for the 70 months.
You'll get used to it.
This was once a safe haven for hunters.
The workshop where hunters used land to enhance their weapons.
And flesh.
We don't have as many tons as we once did, but you'll welcome to use whatever you find.
Even the doll should be pleased here.
That's 60 FPS patch, maybe you messing it up? Okay, well.
I don't know, it doesn't matter what's messing it up. I don't really care enough. That's fine.
one
one's like a 16 blood 10, which will start working in kill me
yeah maybe
that's actually possible because you had the blood the blood 10 requirement of the weapon is removed but somehow
Maybe there's something in like the code where you, it's like, even though the requirement is removed, it's still somehow checking it.
I'm just scared of running through here, but I don't really want to call those guys to come.
fine, surely. They're off-screen, they can't harm us. It's actually not new. It's just
it's really hard like you need a jailbroken PS4 to do the bloodborne randomizer or at least
you used to. This randomizer has been a thing for like six years now, just the barrier
to entry was really high until emulation became a thing. And even then, even with emulation
and being a thing, a lot of people still haven't played Bloodborne.
Oh God.
Is it possible to have randomizer on PS5?
Yeah, I actually I bought an old firmware PS5 so I could play a bloodborne on stable 60 FPS
No, the emulator exists, so
It was kind of a waste of money, I guess, but I
Mean I wouldn't fall to waste. It's just
It's not really
needed anymore.
The most played the first version of the PS5 Rando.
I think that the version that he played is still the same as the one we're playing right now.
I don't know if the Bloodborne randomizer ever actually received the updates.
Maybe I did though.
Do we still get the box from this?
I knew I didn't know your voice, but I know that's now.
I knew her time, and she's really for my mum.
I think that I'm back from the hunt, and she went to find him.
But now she's gone too, I'm all alone.
And scared.
Sir, once again.
So today, my mom was a red jute brooch. It's so big and beautiful. You won't be
set. I must be prepared. If you find my mom, you've had a few books. It's still the music box.
I figured as much.
I'm scary.
Luckily the enemies that are here are pretty passive.
Dude, oh no.
No, no!
No!
that
as a scary
way of a good gems
of
Yeah, I mean you can fight par without you doing that, so
Well...
What the...
He doesn't do much damage.
Ah, dude, the fucking tombstones are so loud.
Oh, it seems to be...
It's a bit too big and I'm sick.
We've got it's player please.
Oh wait.
Yeah.
of
Yeah, I mean the early bosses are going to be pretty easy in this because you honestly
end up pretty overpowered for the early bosses because of scaling, but then when you get
into the late game, I don't know, then like the thing is the scaling, the thing about scaling
is that it makes early game very easy a lot of the time and then light game like way harder.
Imagine if the Odin key was randomized. I wish it was.
Not that there's not much stuff to loot but it would be cool if you like,
well it's not like wolves. I mean I guess the randomizer like the randomizer for this game could
It could be cool. It could have a lot of options because you could have, like imagine that if there was actual key randomization, you could make the randomizer have logic for forbidden woods, and then you could have wolf skip be part of the randomizer, potentially.
the
eight of logic for skips and stuff there's not many skips in this game though
you just make the wolf always
like that one enemy just unchange if you activate
if you were to activate logic for
for that
There are huge sequence break in this game.
The biggest sequence break is that you can skip to the forbidden woods, like from the
start of the game.
Normally you have to kill a gas coin and blood start beast and Amelia, or a gas going
cleric beast and Amelia.
I wonder if I can skip BSB actually in the Rando while I'm going to skip back.
I mean, we don't really want to skip him because the workshop tool might be down there.
I don't think I want to use the can't win
Oh, she's up with the grave. I didn't even realize this is rare by the way chant chat. It's like I don't know what the
chances like one person or something?
The reverb is because I removed my noise gate because I was getting annoyed.
The problem is if people are, if I have my speakers on and then PCs are like talking,
then it's gonna bleed through my mic a little bit, potentially.
Yeah, I might play half-sword today.
The thing is, okay, people are saying it's an early access, but is anything different.
Because I played half-sword a few months ago, I think it was.
Is anything is it still just the same exact game has anything changed oh God
Oh, blue lexers, that's really good
How am I damn it was terrible?
I
I don't think I want to kill this guy
Tonight's risk that could be fun
That's so weird, my game froze for like one second and that just completely killed the stream.
They're like my OBS
Let's see is my YouTube stream back on where's it down?
Now it turned itself off God fucking YouTube
of
Hopefully that doesn't happen again, surely that's just a one-off thing, okay alright maybe let's be a bit more careful.
I'll just open the door, but I can't get through this thing.
For the fuck is this?
Yum, I'm near the wanderer.
The
another thing in the neo 3 demo
It will now you wait
I mean Neo 3 is only like a week away i dont very far
I had to restart my YouTube stream.
My whole OBS crashed for some reason.
I don't know the emulator froze for one second and then everything crashed.
through the Nari 9 next month. Yeah, and there's also a reanimal, which maybe I'm maybe there's not that many people that are excited for reanimal, but I am
I don't know how to run.
Turn back for the concept.
Those who don't know,
Reanimal is the next game made by the Little Nightmares devs.
Little Nightmares 3 was made by a different dev team
because Bandai Namco wanted more money.
At least I think it was Bandai Namco from member correctly.
So...
and
more bloodstone shards
and three more
so that by the way in case anybody's wondering like why don't I just rush
the gem, the workshop tool for the gem is randomized. So most of the time I found it
in the early game, I don't know if it has like bias to be spawned in the early game.
the gems are like really important for weapons so that is why I'm killing and
looting everything. I wish that there was a key item randomizer for this game though.
I almost want to like commission somebody. I don't know
Oh, oh, oh I got hit by the, oh my god I wasn't paying attention again, the fucking
frenzy.
Oh, shards, no.
the
resident evil eight
you mean are you five
resident
resident evil eight is going to be like a terrible randomizer there's not a not I don't think there's enough enemy types
in Resident Evil 8 for a Rando to be very good for that game could be wrong, though.
R-E-7 Rando, R-E-7's even worse, Resident Evil 8 has at least a little bit more variety,
but...
I mean, it would be cool if somehow people took enemies from the other games and put them
in like other Resident Evil games.
I mean, I guess it wouldn't really make sense because all of the games have like different controls
and like... at least the ones that would... would like fit would be interesting.
The whole of that sound.
I don't know how that was a parry, but I'll take it though, what's
What?
All right, well we have enough bloodstone for our install.
I'm so excited for our nine men.
I'm just kinda R1 spamming.
I'm not sure if I'm coming.
What's the frenzy guys?
Are we throwing um maybe?
The dude, what are these enemies we two?
I bet I actually died to these little slug guys before.
One of them hit me and I didn't see him and I didn't realize friends he was building
up on me and then I just fucking died.
There we go to thrust, I need to get a good resting weapon.
I should thank you, still not a pretty good one.
The next time you're free, give some thought.
You know what, I deserve this.
Fifth fucking 50 minutes on the YouTube stream is down.
Uh, I don't think it is.
the first thing I'm gonna do I thought do I forgot I forgot that you get
shot there the first thing I'm gonna do when I entered this area is killed
Jura I feel like I should I don't know I should definitely just kill Jura right
away I don't want to do this was going well man I just threw so badly
Fuck, fuck, fucks sake.
I already know again.
I just want to make it further in the round though, dude.
and
randomizing, you're gonna have to give me a minute.
Yeah, Karen looks cool. I haven't really seen that much of it, but it seems cool.
can I not save the json for the rando
um... i don't think so
or maybe i can i mean i don't i don't i don't know man i'm not sure
i mean if you just if anybody who's
who knows more wants to download the randomizer and take a look and see if there's
away for me to not have to select all these options every time that would be great, but
I don't know.
You save a profile. I mean, if it was that easy, I would have already done it.
Plus one death back to the start, 1998.
of
R4 just has so much enemy variety.
the
extreme sucks. Get over it.
I think Resident Evil 5 randomizer could actually be decent.
Apparently there is one now, I don't know how well it works though.
Yo, two smooth.
Hey, thanks for the...
Thanks for the 10 gifted men.
Oh my god, you good bro?
I'm going to try Resident Evil 6 for our army 9.
Probably not.
Oh, it's this fucking guy.
I don't fucking tell me, please.
The problem is, Salah has played Resident Evil 5 too much,
re-ute.
He's just gonna be like,
he's gonna be like charging through everything.
He's washed, yeah, I'm maybe.
I don't know what weapon I want to use, I mean the wheels cool, but it's, I don't know,
I don't know if the wheels really that could for randomizer guys is a little too slow.
I like this site.
Listen, I'll go for the wheel when the wheel is the best option, alright?
No gun.
A gold guy, thank you for the $20 donation, man.
Thank you, dude.
I'm sure it's, let's go.
of
the
this guy has so much help
I don't like this I don't like this
are this guy is going crazy leave me alone
all the shit
Give him that fucking way!
Oh
I've been gas going dude living failure. What's coming on?
Oh, blue, it's
I don't want to try to kill gas going
It's living failure that's yours
It's gonna cause problems
I don't know the gun, it's...
Oh god.
Fuck this ship, I'm out!
It passed on. What the fuck?
Oh, what is this scene?
Um, rip run.
Oh, sorry, that the mic might be clipping because of the noise gate I added once.
one side. I need to fix the values.
All right, well, I'm re-rollin' the randomizer.
It is crazy how all of the other randomizers were so much easier.
That one was insane.
Like what the fuck was even going on, dude?
The randomizer is random true.
No, I think the randomizer got stuck again.
Why does it do this man?
You
I
All right, please don't get stuck again.
I don't know, so there's like a bug with this program, or the randomizer, where it just
gets stuck, randomizing the bosses sometimes.
I don't know what happens, but what does randomize key overworld items do?
You can't actually click that option.
It's great out.
I don't know if the logic is even there, uh, I guess it's something that he was working on.
I don't know. I wonder if I could like contact, like I'm not sure who, who actually made
this randomizer. Is there, did he put his name in the read me? It doesn't seem like
it. Okay. I wonder if I could reach out to the guy who made the randomizer and see if
be ever land on. Because it would be awesome if you could if if the randomizer worked
for the the overworld key items. Now it's not on GitHub. The creator of the random
actually took it down and somebody who had the randomizer re-uploaded it to Nexus
Mods.
I don't know.
Someone downloaded the code. Well, somebody, I mean, it's not, it's not the,
somebody just downloaded the program. The randomizer is a finished program. You just run an EXC, and that's it.
the
legal issues
uh, yeah, I think the randomizer does have bloodborne files in it. It doesn't have all of bloodborne, but it has the relevant files for the randomizer, so maybe
Maybe that's the reason it got taken down by the guy, I don't know.
The dot net application that could be decompiled very easily, someone could probably make a better version with that.
I see you.
I don't think he was selling out through a patreon.
What are we doing with these demons? It's just bloodborne, bro.
Good.
We'll sign and see it.
Ah, let's begin the transaction.
I don't know what else you can learn.
The boss looks just like that.
Yeah.
I'm gonna use the other one.
No, I'm gonna use it.
I'm gonna use it.
This guy again.
the
of
Yeah.
I guess we'll go for the church pick.
Can you just get three of the same weapon?
One inch up twice.
We later that we use all we got an Evelyn.
Oh that's really good.
Evelyn is such a good gun.
Yeah, I mean I guess Bloodblood could have been good
because I could have went for blood tinge, that's true.
But uh...
Because I have the avalanche.
Yeah, to it now.
There's an update for CodeVane2 and the FPS is getting better.
Well, that's good.
Oh
What the heck
Put a gun blood blatter
Oh boy.
He's so tanky.
a
What the fuck is that?
I don't know how to fight the sky.
What I shouldn't have cut in my game crash.
Alright, well, that's good.
I'm going to run into my eyes again.
I want to make a macro to just do all this on it's do all this automatically, but I don't
I don't know what program to use.
There's probably a way to get it to save the config.
I wish I knew more about programming.
Otto Hawkey.
Yeah, I feel like...
You can't just like record a set of actions and have auto hockey.
Well, maybe somebody made a script that does that.
I
You could record with auto hockey I don't know man I don't use auto hockey that much I don't really know
You
the
What the fuck?
some reason
I like hot my hotkeys aren't working
but let's actually click on the program
somehow this game somehow the emulator is just taking
priority
I'll a gem with minus 1.6 attack versus beast down, that's great.
Those are the challenge run gems.
That's it.
What?
It's alright. Thank you.
the
One bloodstone.
I think the sword should actually do good damage to this guy with the poke.
I don't know, I still only get a weapon though.
I don't think enemies can drop the blood workshop tool.
Like this enemy has a unique drop.
I believe you.
Oh, I'm maybe not.
Here's what I need to come over here.
Actually, now it doesn't have a unique drop.
I don't know what I'm thinking.
I'm on ma'am
Oh no.
I'm dead.
I don't know, man. I shouldn't have dropped down. I should have waited. I saw the shark, and I, I don't know. I did, I was like, fuck it. I'll just, I'll just try to go through. It'll be fine.
I, I don't know, I was such low health that I, I felt like I needed to get behind that
carriage and heal, but I also knew that if I went behind the carriage to heal, I would get
trapped probably. And that's exactly what happened. Guys, this isn't going very well.
That's the compile completely, okay? Well, that's good. Maybe I can ask, like, ask fifth
not if you could take a look at it. I think you just pretty busy dude though. I mean,
like I'd be willing to pay him or I could ask them,
the guy who made the DS2 randomizer, maybe he,
although Dark Souls, well, I don't know how different
Dark Souls 2 is, but he probably,
he could probably do it as well.
would like it if you could randomize key items. Because at a certain point in this randomizer,
you're not really going to have to worry about looting stuff anymore.
I'm going to go back up in a second. Sorry, it takes so long for me to do this every time.
It would be way worse if I was on console so
At least we're not on console
Now you don't have to do child stungions
of the small handle key items they just, there's no randomization for key items, the only items
that are randomized are like the blood gym workshop tool and the ruin workshop tool, no I've
not played Karen, I thought I answered your question but I'm getting, I just answered in my
head. There's actually a decent amount of key items in this game. It's not a crazy amount. I think
there's like seven or eight different key items. Because you have the gates after gas going, which
But normally he drops a key that opens the gate after himself.
You have the key for the gate to skip blood star beast, but that's not really necessary.
What are the keys do you have? The upper cathedral ward key, the DLC key, the...
There's quite a few more, I just can't think of them.
Oh yeah, there's the clock tower key after Lady Maria.
The
Good. Oh, Simon sealed. Oh, yeah, there's also the item that got a canerist.
The canerist summons.
Is the low-gerious crown kind of a key? I mean, I guess it could if there was an item that
that was placed behind it.
I mean, the tonsils stone could,
depending on how the randomizer is set up,
like how the logic is built,
you could have the tonsils stone be a required item
to progress the randomizer.
Like in the normal game,
the tonsils stone isn't normally a required item,
You could require the player to go through the tonsils, like use the tonsils stone to go to the nightmare front here early in order to get an item to progress
To the the mid and my plan I guess
Now Ram doesn't give you a key item
It would be interesting if they could somehow make the past word to get into the forbidden
woods like like an item or something but that's not now that's how it normally works
so.
Not actually sure how the game checks
how you like if you have the password.
Like maybe it checks if the cutscene has been played.
Maybe it just the cutscene activates another flag.
It doesn't really matter anyways.
And maybe it's tied to the time bear.
Oh shit.
Wait, what the heck?
Tarzan.
Thank you for the 21 gifted subs man.
Did I miss that?
I think I'm crazy.
Uh, crash.
maybe the crashing issue that is present. So the thing is, I increased, there's an option in the randomizer that determines the variety of enemies, yeah.
I'm surprised. I wonder.
Yeah, you can increase the memory size for the enemies on the randomizer and the PS4 emulator
has options to increase the memory cap.
If I remember correctly, I set my memory cap to be quite high.
But I guess that's not enough.
You
I'm going to have to re-roll the randomized or I think, but this is the first time I've
actually had this happen.
this to happen
as just cooked
right i'll show you guys what i mean
So, the randomizer has an option upper limit of file size for enemy replacing our original enemy.
So, basically every enemy in the game has like a memory allocation tied to it, you know, some enemies use more memory than others.
And essentially, the randomizer tries to keep the file size of the enemies equal to the
base game, because the game is specifically, if there's too much memory, if the enemies
are taking up too much memory, the game just crashes.
So the randomizer tries to keep the enemy file size the same.
And you can, but the problem with that is the, it's not true randomization because of this memory limit.
Like you won't see as much of a variety of enemy types if you leave it at one.
And so I was setting it to five, which it was actually working.
that it was working for the few runs that we did today. Previously when I that's probably
why the that once that one seed was like absolute chaos because I was leaving it that I was using
two the previous times rank it up and allocate more memory. I'm allocating as much memory as possible
at least, I don't know if the memory that am allocating towards the emulator is the same as
the memory limitation of the game, though. I think it's more so a game.
The game issue and not an emulator issue.
I think I'm just giving more of my GPU memory towards the emulator, but that's not really affecting the game and potentially crashing.
I think the emulator does do a good job though of preventing, like, I feel like Bloodborne
doesn't crash as much as it normally does when you use the randomizer. Maybe we'll put
it at like three. I don't know, man. It's unfortunate. I honestly thought that the memory
related crashes were fixed because of the emulator, but I'm not, I'm not so sure anymore.
Let's just be cooked.
that it was because of memory. I'm pretty certain, yeah.
Maybe not though.
What if I set percentage chance and enemy will be a boss to a hundred, then the game will
probably just crash repeated the
and if it doesn't well you're gonna get fucking destroyed
the
five
if
If I played a mock, I don't think so.
I've played, I've played a mock.
and
again for the 21 gift that subs stars in. I'm sorry I missed that. Lucas, thank you for the
44 months as well, Ogram with the 69 artifacts. Thank you for the 67 months.
The Moonlight Sword.
a
chat you have brain rot
it's official
all
Oh, it's not crashing, so that's good.
Also, I just realized I didn't buy any blood, any blood vials.
Hey buddy, fuck you.
We're gonna chill.
Oh,
Damn it.
I
Well, there's 22 bosses that I need to kill in my PB.
of
Oh, I never finished Kazan.
I think I got COVID when Kazan came out and I was like really sick and then I don't know.
I just never ended up finishing it.
Oh my god.
I
Like if if I wasn't
If I wasn't sick with the game here out I feel like I probably would have finished it
Because I I like the game, but I felt so crappy while I was playing it
I still think Kazan's loot system kind of blows, I was kind of satisfying.
the
same as Neo yeah
that's also one of my biggest complaints about Neo or I mean I don't know it's
it's like hard to complain about it but for me personally
I
Like the loot system in Neo is cool once you start getting in the NG plus and it starts becoming more relevant
But in on your first playthrough of the game gear makes like get your item the items you find it just nothing matters in your first playthrough of Neo
I've been just terrible.
We got this guy here last time.
Next time.
Oh my god, it's not fucking bitch slapping again.
The
I've done a mess, that's on me.
I can't wait to get the right angle on that.
Oh, come on.
What the fuck, hey?
Did I finish curbed in two?
No.
Her name might get flush on her.
I don't get by both hunter marks.
10,000 for an oil-iron, but we could buy bloodstone shards, but that's so expensive.
It's also a recuyo in a really good saw.
At the check the store last time, this canner's starmer sells for 30,000, don't mind if I do.
Do I have any bloodstone shards? I have three
Absorord is unearly accessed. Yeah people keep saying that but like does the game actually have anything new in it
I think people are being a little too harsh about Kurt Vain too, not to say that it
doesn't deserve any criticism, because I know people are like, well you mean you, the game
is shut the fuck up, all right. I'm not saying that it doesn't deserve any, I'm just saying
some people are a little too harsh.
you being one of them
and might be
I mean like maybe I guess I don't
think I'm that harsh about the game
and I played it for like 15 hours
I'm just tired of the entire time I'm playing code bang two, it's just people
shooting on the game. Like half the reason I didn't want to play it today.
I was shooting on a two I mean then sure if that's if that's what you think then sure
I'm I'm I'm I'm not gonna fucking say I'm so tired of trying to argue or in defense of myself like
That sure I was shooting on the game the whole time
Whatever you say
Hey class again wish thank you for the 33 months
I think I guess I'm missing the items in this sewer area, it's a $30 game, why do you say it's a $30 game?
I mean, for what I could tell the game has like nearly 30 to 40 hours of gameplay and content.
Yeah, yeah, the game's terrible chat.
content is horrible.
I don't know, I like, I don't want to fucking different, and now the game crashed again.
I
just I find this whole thing like whether a game is worth like this game should be this
This much money, it's like, dude, it's so, it's so fucking cringe.
I just, I find I feel like it's not that straightforward people act like, oh my,
well, like, people, people are fucking crazy. It's like, if I don't get one, one dollar per
one hour of enjoyment out of the game, it's not fucking worth it. It's like, it's so fucking stupid.
it.
Maybe we'll try half-sword chat. I don't know.
randomizer is cooked. I just don't think it's, I don't think your enjoyment should come from
the price relative to the amount of hours you get out of a game. Like, there's games that I've
spent $20 on that are still that are only an hour to experience. And like, yeah, I mean, I thought
I'll maybe it's a little expensive, but like you can still, like if the game is still fun,
then it's still a really solid experience.
I'm not going to be like, no, it's not worth it.
I'm going to be like, yeah, it's a little expensive, considering it's kind of short, but it's
still really fun.
I don't know.
It's all fucking subjective anyways.
We could sit here and not.
We could sit here and argue all fucking day over.
over this.
I don't know, guys, the Bloodborne randomizer keeps crashing, I think the only, I guess whatever memory issue the game has is not fixed.
I wonder if if somebody could make a mod that like, I feel like somebody could probably mod the game to increase the memory capacity considering the hardware can support it.
I mean, it's, the emulator is crashing because the randomizer and because of the game.
Bloodborne has like a memory limitation and it seems like even though the emulator is obviously capable of supporting more memory, I don't think the game.
Okay, for example, Dark Souls 2 randomizer had a memory limitation.
It had the same exact issue in Dark Souls 2.
When we were all doing the Permadeath randomizer, right?
There was an issue with the randomizer where it wasn't true randomization,
because the memory cap on the games built in memory cap was too low.
So, if there was too much variety in the enemies, then the game would just crash.
And somebody actually came along and fixed it.
Somebody from the soul's community, somebody who is like watching our streams, came along and fixed
the memory limitation in Dark Souls 2.
So I wonder if somebody could do the same thing for Bloodborne.
I have no idea what the guy did.
It's a lot more straightforward on a PC game.
I don't know.
You'd be surprised.
I mean, if you're playing on an emulator,
you're basically playing the game on PC.
The file structures for Bloodborne and the other Souls games
are basically the same as far as I'm aware.
So, modding Bloodborne is probably not too different
from modding other games.
Unfortunately, I am not knowledgeable enough for smart enough to fix these things myself.
David
Emulation is not native at all.
Okay, I'm just saying for the sake of modding the game.
I see it's like I feel like every single time I say anything there's like, that's not what I'm talking about though.
I'm talking about modding Bloodborne.
All right, I'll worry about this another time.
I don't know guys, if we if we want to do the Bloodborne emulator, we're just going to have to lower the the file.
the memory file size for the enemies, which means it's not going to be as chaotic, but
You
I think the blood, the randomizer was way more exciting when we had the memory file size increased
because you actually get a good variety of enemy types. It's the same thing with the DS2 Rando.
It's the exact same thing. Because like the Dark Souls 2 randomizer, I mean I don't know
how many of you guys remember, but when the DS2 Rando was first, when we were first all playing at
that there was only like a set amount of enemies
that would be in an area.
So if you saw, like for example,
if you entered, you know, hideease warf,
or if you entered the warf in Dark Souls 2,
and you saw, like a horse from the frozen DLC,
you're only gonna see that horse
for the entirety of the war.
And I think it's the same thing for Bloodborne.
I don't know.
You guys, you guys probably don't care when I'm talking about,
so.
Ha ha ha.
What should we do, Chad?
Should we do carein?
Or should we do half-sword?
We could also do code vane 2.
.
DLC.
Chattas excited for code.
Well, I'm curious what's different in half-sword.
As you know I mean apparently it's in half sort as in early access now, but it's like
is anything even different.
A pair of the game runs like ass as well.
Classic.
Dude, I don't understand, like, how do you gain?
It's like insane how...
God, like modern games are so fucking terribly optimized.
Like the hardware is so much stronger than it used to be.
And the fucking games like run so terribly. It's crazy.
Yeah, it really is just, it is like shocking how poorly get some,
how poorly optimized some games are.
You
It doesn't give up.
I'm just getting frustrated because the randomizer is crashing.
Yeah, I'm really excited for Resident Evil 9.
is pretty good.
I
kind of want to try
care
what do I want to play
I don't know
I want to do more of the bloodborne randomizer
just a shame because
of the issues the randomizer has
You could just lower the random and keep going.
Yeah, but the problem is it's not actually true random.
Like you're just the randomizer is gonna be super biased
and it's just gonna spawn a bunch of like club enemies.
Because the small, like basic enemies
are the ones that have the lowest file size, right?
So if you keep the file size super low
in the Bloodborne Rando,
you're most of the time it's gonna be little snake enemies,
little like the warm enemies, the villagers,
you're not gonna actually get the big, like dangerous enemies
in the rando a lot of the time because of the file size limit.
So, it's just, I don't know,
I feel like it makes it less exciting.
I mean, it's so all right, I guess, I don't know.
Like, I'm not necessarily done with the Bloodborne Rando.
I'm just kind of annoyed that it's been crashing.
Is it just the main starting area now?
It's like all the areas.
Well, some areas, the thing is,
I don't think you could do randomization on an area
by area basis.
Well, you can kind of
in the randomizer.
of a B. Mercy thank you for the hundred two months
up the enemy memory a bit
yeah but I can't
you don't know what is settings where I just told you I've that's what I would that's
we've been talking about the whole time sorry I just
So you're just saying, no, I was talking about why the randomizer was crashing.
That's what we've been talking about the past like two minutes.
The randomizer crashes because of the variety of enemies and the file size of the enemies
in relation to the base game.
There's an option on the randomizer that lets you choose the file size of the enemies,
which means randomizer isn't truly random.
The crashes happen because of Bloodborne.
The way that the Bloodborne is set up as a game, if the memory goes too high, the game crashes.
I'm sure there's a mod that could fix that.
Yeah, unfortunately, the Bloodborne randomizer isn't truly random.
Here I will, people aren't even rage-baiting, it's just I get so tired of explaining myself over and over again.
of
the
other randos and it's not the
it's not the randomizer that's
the problem
It is this part, right here.
part right here. You can crank it up to 10, but then the game will just
basically permanently crash. If you set it to 10, the randomizer will be truly
random. It will put in, it doesn't care how big the file size of an
enemy is. So it'll just, it'll actually be truly random. But unfortunately,
You can't set it this high because it'll just continuously crash.
So, and I just kind of sucks.
Whether it's even a 10 setting, I mean, it does work sometimes.
It depends on the area, right?
You can choose how many enemies get randomized as well on an area by area basis.
I hope is one day somebody makes a mod that fixes it from crashing due to file size.
Yeah, hopefully.
I mean, the door, you guys are probably so tired.
I'm literally, I feel like I've been sitting here for like 15 minutes just repeating myself over and over again.
But in Dark Souls 2, there's a guy who came and fixed this memory issue.
But if you lower the percent of enemies down to 50% for each area, well then 50% of
the enemies aren't going to be randomized.
So in Central Yarn, I'm half of the enemies are just going to be villagers with pitchforks.
Or you know, and for a bit of woods, it's just going to be snakes.
It's just, you can't really get the true randomized experience in Bloodborne because of the game limitations.
Okay, sorry, God, I'm so sorry.
I'm just, it's actually play a game chat.
The crash consistent? No, but it doesn't matter if it's consistent or not, it crashes.
Russia's randomly, which is fucking a pain in the ass.
In the year of our Lord, 1475, the Empire limps alone, Altogether boy quails and taxes.
I didn't mean to fucking skip it, dude.
I wanted to watch that.
I do, I pressed the, I cough.
I pressed the fucking mute mic button.
I wanted to mute my mic because the game sound was bleeding through my microphone and
chat was gonna constantly say echo echo question mark.
So I just tried meeting my mic and then it skipped the cutscene.
I need to fix my noise gate.
test test test
Hello.
Alright, let's see.
Bro, it skips the cutscene forever now.
My god, can I like to leave my save data bro?
I wanted to watch that cutscene.
For a while, why are you dying?
Are you kidding me, yeah?
YouTube it.
Oh my god.
Fucking god dude, I'm so triggered.
Ugh.
and
whatever I guess we're just going to miss the cut scene I don't know man
whatever dude
That fuck is now.
Like how the hair sliders is giving them a hair cut.
I'm in the room.
I think I want them all.
I think that changed my YouTube and you changed my YouTube tone.
This game is loud.
You're going to turn it down a bit.
Extremely loud.
Turn it up.
You
Rust tonight.
that's the error time
Oh, I'm out, isn't that really needed?
Well, net traveler, speak with the merchant to trade by beer.
At the long as I safe within the chest, the coin-engrowing battle seek the jester and
should that shit's that need ought else come to me.
Backflowers.
I can't see anything.
Then...
Huh?
It looks like Mace is the only thing I can make right now.
the
of the music's kind of a banger though
this is evening one wait this time passing
Oh, it's just all over.
All right
How many have to bet three and I win 25?
Seller dual
Oh, shit. Oh
Oh, bad, shoot the fuck up, abyss.
I mean, look at you, stranger, up your soul, I see.
I have no feelings, those untouched by the dead, return to me only after you have looked
Fuffin' the eyes and my eyes.
I'm gonna have that axe.
Oh no.
I don't hurt him.
Oh.
It's fucking over, man.
All right, let's do the seller retroview show.
retribution. But do we have a weapon?
Oh my god, I sucked it.
I have the mall. I don't know if the mall is very good, Chad.
30 bucks.
I'm fucking rich.
There's multiple rounds.
Oh god.
I don't know.
No.
You did?
Did you?
There's that I'm getting money from these.
Please tell me the game didn't crash.
Keep your feet on the ground, but I can scroll.
Oh shit.
Oh this sucks, man.
Can you fist-fight?
Tell it.
Oh, no, no, no.
You must have been lost.
I lost a door.
Oh, no.
Okay, it's okay.
And said,
it said three rounds, what do you, what do you, I can mean, dude?
Oh, that was good, huh?
You have to blend them all, I see.
Oh, that didn't feel good.
Oh wait if you give up you out well.
I have a flail
a fist. Oh, like a new character comes in.
Come, what's Aaron?
Are we can chop wood for this guy?
All right, let's try this again, shall we?
This fucking thing sucks at ass!
Also this game runs like shit.
I can drop your shit.
Are those settings? I don't know.
Yeah, I am.
I have this game as I ask.
Y'all have to ask, save me.
Brain gem.
or hundred FPS, baby.
Oh, the rate might be good.
Maybe we should make a metal maze.
Egg in the fucking big, big, big maze.
Let's try the ball.
Let's try the pitch for first.
the the rake rather sorry oh no oh oh oh oh here's my rake got stuck on him
You'll meet your bitch.
This thing's fucking blows, bro.
Are you even fucking swing this thing?
Two hands?
Oh!
Huh?
Oh!
This thing is terrible!
This is the old character, this is not me.
I can't make it.
Oh, it's for.
He's the thrust.
It's so hard, oh.
It's so hard to aim it though.
You guys?
Oh God.
Fucking died, dude.
It was a bit.
Oh, no, no, no, they hit your fucking dirty hands off me, you fuck. Oh, no, I'm dead.
Where'd my mouse go?
How are you dying?
Bro, stop off!
I got kids by a barrel behind me, man.
Oh, oh, oh
Go with the sickle
It's make a big fucking hammer.
Yeah, fucking
Here my hammer
Dude fucking swing it
Dude
Get up
Oh my god get up
Dude, I can think it's parable.
Oh my god, it's just why isn't getting stuck in my arm, bro.
What are you doing?
That's right, you fucking piece.
What game is that in the mud step?
I'm going to kill him.
Yeah, run, run!
I'm ready, but I'm rich.
What game is that?
Not the game.
Thanks.
and
fucking slap him.
They inside the circle.
This thing is good.
Oh, I got a gun hit on me.
One saw seeks for revenge and how does that mean?
Oh my god, I fucked up my arm, you got a way.
I'm gonna arm off picks itself eventually.
I think it's training is just like the practice room I think I don't think it actually
helps you at all. Are you supposed to be like a dodge in this I thought?
Rain muscle? Oh yeah. Let's see.
fire muscle
who is this like like helps me and my fights or something
the team mods I see
Let's go.
the
it's mercenaries
oh this is nice
oh
I need pants
what is going on with the arm it why don't I have pants on in the armor
stone
it's guys sells like nothing good
I guess we need to rank up
I didn't heal.
Oh god.
Oh no.
No.
Oh my god.
Oh
That's fucking me
Oh
Your wades name ends
Oh
What happens there?
Did it automatically pay him, I guess?
Let's see, does this guy have any better stuff now?
Craft armor.
He doesn't have fucking anything.
What do you mean, Bob?
Did I not rank up?
I guess not, I'm like really close.
Yeah, I can buy some shoes.
That was fucking guy again, dude he's still going!
position.
Hey kiddo!
Oh my god, I'm moose.
Oh, no.
Good, I don't look.
You fucking die, you bag of bones.
the
train first training but soon do it what train doesn't do anything
Why is it?
I think I just cannot control my fucking weapon.
I don't know how the lock-on works, is it Z for the
and
Oh there's a hat here, I want that hat.
I put it on.
You're fucking getting hit in the head dude.
I don't understand how to swing this fucking thing.
Oh wait.
and
a lot of
What's up?
Get better gear, there's no better gear to get, bro.
It's morning, why can I not do the turnie?
I'm mercenaries for the turnie.
for oh god not this guy again not this guy no no no not this guy
out again not again
Oh, f**k.
And also block his weapon just saying,
how do I block his weapon?
Oh, Jesus.
Hit it? Wow, that's crazy idea. No fucking shot, dude.
It's like I'm swinging so fucking slowly, but I...
Jesus.
Yeah, maybe there are maybe it's too heavy actually.
I mean there's probably a downside to maxing out all the stats.
and
the healer higher mark
yeah
whatever
time we got this
problem is when I
it's I don't know if it's all it I guess because
Like, it seems like I can only swing from one side.
Like, whenever I try to swing from left to right,
it's just like, doesn't work.
A lot of the time.
Yeah, I know you can swap grips, but I mean, like,
just awkward always having a swing from the right.
Unless I just press X every time I like swing change direction, but that's kind of awkward.
I really don't know if I like this one.
the
this is just practice fighting
that's great
Oh, damn.
God, whoops.
I just made it.
Mind the good.
Good I can.
I have a study.
you thrust with the maze you pan I don't
I'm not very good though.
I don't think you can thrust this thing.
And I guess it kind of worked though.
Okay.
Relax bro.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I'm done.
Aaron.
Maybe that's different Aaron.
I think it's the only weapon that I can make is the maze.
That's the only choice.
for a service for now maybe as you get higher like upgrade level you can
make different
I get lighter
I got one that way is the last.
I'm so easy to get money, I really don't care about casting it.
ROW!
But if I wait...
That's so bold to grow!
Alright, whatever, turn it time.
Got that, dude, I was fucking...
I can do this.
This is an enemy's can kill you so easily in this game, it's so roughly.
You'll end higher, I don't even know summons, alright dude.
the
What day would you like to know for you on this day?
Oh wow.
I'm gonna die.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I was missing them, but like
Oh, no.
I'm on.
I'm tired dude.
Hello.
Hello?
What game is that in the collection?
That was a good head.
Oh no, not this fucking guy. Not this fucking guy.
No.
Come on.
Nice.
Yes!
Fuck you.
As in the rank of mocked.
So you got anything better for a peasant?
you play oh I'm breastplate 134 holy shit
What's that?
I don't want to remove that.
Use vertical swings, the problem is your weapon can get caught on the enemies so easily
when you do vertical swings.
Thanks.
I think it's so much harder to be accurate with the, oh gosh.
Dude, fucking, what the?
Fucking die, man.
Thank you.
I hope you enjoyed this video.
Oh, yeah, even Mike bad did you.
or is the carnage
one, two, buddy.
I'm right back in the snow.
Oh!
for a room
get up get up
Oh my gosh.
I'm going to be the axe guy again, oh fuck, oh that was good hit.
I'm not a smart lady, I'm not a smart lady.
I'm not a smart lady.
What's up?
That's higher.
Alright, hasn't turned you. Should we get some more weight? Can we higher more?
And Conrad's got a shield.
We're gonna win this turning boys
the
and
You killed my son in it.
Oh, fuck off!
Oh, you can pay them for how long they...
See?
Hang it!
It's sugar happy things with the 61 months.
Listen, I have to pay the dead one, that's true.
I didn't heal. Oh no.
Did I can't even fucking...
Bro!
Huh?
Stuff like you're dropping the weapon, man.
Bro, it's so undergrace!
He's got the weapon.
You
Dude
I'm not sure if I can get it.
I'll kill it though.
I can win.
Maybe I should just punch him.
Oh!
all right well the turn is back we're kind of low in money though
Fire the cheapest people.
Alright, we got this guys.
Oh, I can only have two.
Alright.
I don't know what I'm up.
Oh, that was a mistake.
oh oh it's fucking made some of my hands oh my god did these big guys are
These are just their two strong, the fuck they're fucking giga chads, well I don't have any money, I need to fucking...
Play 3-Mode?
I don't have enough money to pay for anything!
Oh, Aaron, here we go.
I clicked on the wrong guy, I forgot it's this guy, not the other guy, what?
I thought it was the barrel again.
It's a guy you're doing the errand for.
You meant to protect him?
Oh.
the
one
I don't care them.
Get out of here.
the
And I didn't mean my money.
No, no!
Alright, it's all right.
Looks like my YouTube stream.
Well, promised money do we have 59?
We still have, do we have any mercenaries? I guess we don't.
Well, higher class.
He's cheap.
Damn, Harman is tall.
Really making a tall character in this game actually helps him not gonna lie.
Uh, alright.
Maybe it doesn't go.
Maybe there's benefits to being a smaller character.
Did I hear me?
All right, here we go.
You're not stopping, don't you?
You're not stopping.
Hey, what's up?
We're sleeping in a better room, right?
I'm not sure if my teammate died.
that's not dead
the
end of a bad at the service is the combat
all like us
We pick up the axe. Oh God.
I don't want to grab the axe.
That's not as much a range though.
Oh fuck off man we both had each other but
I got it, dude no way.
The theme like fucking charge and out of nowhere.
It's like, where?
Okay, cool.
You just look away for one second and make...
I'm damn it!
I'm back to being a fucking peasant.
Actually wait, was that-
Well before I was a beggar, I guess so you don't go back to the beggar but you go back to the start of the previous frame.
Oh, oh hi there.
I still have a nice room before.
of the armor though.
I don't know what to do.
Got home!
I don't like it.
I max out the gorsettings, no, is there a gorsettings?
I think so, I'll think so, I'll see you in the middle of the standout.
Okay.
Now let's you guys fight each other.
A free throw.
I think a chop-top is lag.
You can get your fucking thing off me.
Long doubles, I should have healed.
What?
There's my fucking weapon!
Fucking get off, mate.
I'm not going to die.
Oh, we are Bells.
I don't know how I lost my weapon though, it's so weird.
I'm swaying.
Oh, oh.
That takes a long time to, like, to get through the room.
rank. Oh, this guy's got a spear. I'll go for the. Oh. Oh, he's speeding me to death with
a stick. Oh my god, he's crazy. Good stop. Stop. Stop.
Oh god.
Coward.
Stop.
No.
a
I think they're actually always on like in front of years so you just shouldn't return
the camera too much.
I'm going to get this out of the way.
You could've instantly killed me.
Oh, there we go.
Try the foe.
What is it insure?
Oh.
Oh, it just automatically does it.
I'm not even sure what that means, like...
I got...
Whoa...
Yeah, I guess you don't lose it when you die.
Open nice to use that on my armor from before.
I just, I could have sworn...
This mace, that's in my inventory.
Well, I guess I didn't have, but on my character when I died.
I just, I don't know how I still have this mace in my inventory.
I
To oh, yeah, that's true. I did up to yeah, yeah, you're right
It's so hard to swing this thing
That's going great.
This is fucking fantastic.
I'm putting the maze back on, this is the heavy one though.
Oh, this game is too hard.
We don't have our armor anymore.
This is the armor didn't even seem to help that much though.
I don't like this map.
That'll be hard.
What's?
Bro, what is wrong with you?
What? Why is he dropping that?
I didn't heal, yeah, it's so.
Oh, I just want to retire, man.
Alright.
HIPHOOD!
You're only 30, I'm talking about in-game bro.
It's one of the entire from this game.
I did it reset my
I don't understand how the lock on works like
Is it any where I'm locked up like
quite full bits
5 rounds for 6 points, bro.
What is this bullshit?
Use the camera centered on the enemy.
I don't think it works them.
saw them at a clue.
Okay, wait, let's see now it's...
Now I see it's working.
Oh my god, dude, it is this thing is so this fucking maze is terrible, it's just too heavy, like you can't swing it.
I'm just gonna fucking sell this maze of sucks, dude.
I'm gonna make a weapon. Why does it say craft armor? You can't even craft. There's no fucking it just as a just
This axe is good
I think I just need to commit more, like, no my hands fucked up.
I'm not gonna die, I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Good fight, all right.
Great time there.
Why does that thing do damage, dude?
The fucking training called them.
I didn't realize you can actually still sprint while swinging.
That's actually kinda nice.
We got to be so fast.
That this is fucking scary.
I could probably try to use this slow.
you
I'm dead.
You open the potons and the best you can find better gear, but most of it's just a
dog shit, I mean I don't know, maybe in this version it's better. I
opened like five of them and they had literally nothing on them so I just
assumed there's nothing good in the coffins but I feel like I never
find it before when I used to play this I would never find anything in
the obyss it's just a bunch of garbage.
and
I guess you can turn on slow moey up to like slow down your attacks too though
I'm going to kill you.
I can't remember when I when I beat this game before like before that early access came out I I don't really remember what oh my god, dude
That's cool man.
Good wire those zombies so fucking dangerous it's absurd.
The zombies are like the hardest enemy in the game.
you
yeah the pitchfork on the pitchforks like may have
been a little bit
It's very good.
I got...
It's not by my hand!
Come on!
Hey back! Come on!
Get up!
You can do it! Fet Bernard!
Huh, he's getting up!
up!
Hey for your sins!
You dead?
I
It's
What's
Do the thing is
resting
I was thinking resting is healing, but resting is just passing the time. I think I guess we can just pay to pass the time essentially
This is different though, because I'm naked, so this isn't...
is not the same character
is this just to get maybe you just keep the loot or something
off fuck
to
do
is even carry those other arms gone
yes I guess that just puts you in the best mode
I'm reading fucked chat. God I sucked it. Let me craft some armor dude. There's nothing
I can even spend my money on.
Yeah.
Alright.
I feel like only the weapons.
I feel like only the weapons with a lot of range are good, honestly.
Yes.
Okay, the weapon guy is back. Oh wait, I can wait. Why can I make these other weapons now?
Oh
What's the point of having the high mass? I mean, I guess it does more damage. You can just like armor than maybe.
Rip.
Oh, I stepped out of the circle. Oops.
Oops.
I was trying to two hand my sword and I got scared, okay, my bad.
I don't know if I can two hand it.
the
Oh.
and
the
of
the
of the
I'm sorry.
Sir.
of
Oh
I got him, I almost had to die.
There's nothing fucking good here.
All of them get garbage.
Dude, fucking die, Jesus.
I'm gonna go.
Mind your gun!
Why not craft armor because there's nothing you can actually craft.
The thing is I'm hurt, but it doesn't say I need to heal.
Okay, we can do the turning chat.
It's time.
We'll hire all we can take that guy's armor when he dies.
I mean I won't point this guy did so armor, so maybe I need to like check it all the time I guess.
Oh wait you can
Are you can restock him
The 25 as well
A staff
This is stick, yeah I know.
I don't think I can do that.
That's what I'm gonna do.
Good.
Why is the sword not fucking doing anything?
I told my guy with the armor.
I
Do I have to chop chop him up?
I don't think I can hurt my teammate, guys.
I just want the body armor.
half
I don't need the hat
Did my teammates fucking suck?
No, I'm gonna die. I'm like that
We're missing both of my archens.
Whoa!
Not looking good for me, guys.
Oh, my arms are, my hands are back. Oh, my god. My weapons there.
A
I'm gonna get back.
That's all.
Come on.
I can throw the gun down.
Yeah.
When you start getting damaged in this game, you are like any capable of doing fucking anything.
When you're low health, you're just fucking useless.
You just drop the weapon constantly.
You can barely fucking swing it.
Then you can't even like heal up between browns and the tournament.
They're at stop biting me!
Then I get auto-heeled, I mean, I healed my hands, but you could still see that they're
on my character had damage, because there was a red...
that you could see the red indicator on the side of the screen.
are these still insured
guess it is okay it stays insured well that's nice
man I would have insured the fucking armor before how do I know I didn't even
rip I mean I should have known I just didn't realize that there was
Oh, that one second. I'm gonna go use the restroom.
Oh, I'm back.
I wake him to do that.
I should have just rested.
Oh God, what have I done?
I didn't heal, oh fuck.
Well, it's over.
We're weapon sucks what my simotaur?
I thought it's good, but it doesn't have that much breach.
That was bad.
I ain't going to weapons in this game is so weird.
Call me a fucking rag amuffin.
Welp.
I gotta go.
That was good.
That was great.
The game is too hard.
This is the second part.
I don't like it.
I fucking cut him.
I don't know, I mean this weapon is good, but it's like, it doesn't have the right, I feel like the most important thing in this game is just your reach, like literally nothing else matters.
Well, it's just like if the NPC gets one lucky hit on you, you're just dead.
I think it goes for you, yeah, but the thing is, like, I have to win, I have to, I have to
and beat like 15 people in a row without getting hit once.
Yeah, I mean, you can try to avoid the enemies attack and then swing,
but the problem is, a lot of the time they'll do like a follow-up swing.
Like a lot of the enemies, they'll swing,
and then they'll thrust forward,
and then they'll do an up swing.
but they don't always do that.
Oh.
If you don't need different types of axes,
Yeah, I should have hired mercenaries. Last time they both died instantly though, to be fair,
but I probably shouldn't.
Like he swings, I go in front of Tach,
and then I just instantly die.
You can see there's an upswing.
Oh
What is wrong with you?
Right under
Maybe not
Did these zombies biting you as so bullshit?
I don't know, man, I need a long range weapon, like, ranges just king it, just it really is.
The path is well, the pitch park is just a, I don't know, the pitch park is just a
much Quark has range but it's fucking made of wood.
Yeah, pitch work used to be really good.
you could just like poke with a mic
and trash now
it's not even my doing
like it literally does but why why does the pitchwork fucking bonk off the enemy
I don't think the staffs can be very good either to be honest.
and I didn't heal myself.
I can't even fucking move.
I was just holding back.
If you're damaged in this, you might as well just suicide.
I don't know, ma'am.
That's it, I'm fall down there.
So, when it gets to the next rank,
um
Seriously
out
I'm still not sure how the lock-on works, like, out, that dude, what, it's like, I feel like it's so buggy.
I don't know, man.
I don't fucking bitter dude.
I feel like every time I try to wait for them to attack and go in, I just die.
I guess I'm just instantly dead again.
We'll see you tomorrow.
and
I don't get it, like, it's just left, maybe it's just because I'm left side swimming
instead of right side, but it's really like every time I try to like wait and then go
for like a calculated swing, I don't know, I just, I swing and it feels like nothing, like
I'm just bonks into them and then they kill me, I'm still swinging too fast bro, I don't
Thank you. I'm barely moving my mouse. If I move any, if I swing any slower, the swing will literally slow down.
Like this is me swinging slower.
This is what I'm gonna do.
Swing it up.
Then I need it back.
I don't know, I just can't, I can't, it's, I just can't do it.
It's like, I'm trying, I'm really trying to like, to wait until they attack, but I don't
I just can't fucking do it.
I guess you just have to wait for like a three-hit combo every time. I don't know.
I don't know if they actually do combos or if they can just infinitely swing.
of
Damn!
I hate it!
the
judges like thank you for the choice popped into the five
subs
You
That's it.
but it's like, okay, you can win 30 coins
for doing one round,
or you could win 30 coins for doing six.
Fucking brilliant.
The moment I go on.
Is this a sword or a fucking...
He's a plastic bro.
I'll see if you can get them to the right line again.
I lost.
Wait, did I-
is it knocked down yeah I guess somehow I'll keep left the ground
and that
I've got so much money
I could have healed.
I don't think I'm bad damaged though.
Hopefully.
You guys can fight each other maybe.
Where is it 3v1?
Yes, it's 3v1.
I'm surprised I didn't follow over there.
and
You know, you know, bar, but thank you for the raid.
I suck at the smoking game.
I'm a parking peasant, and I'm stuck.
Hard stuck hasn't ran.
You get on the flail meta? Yeah, the flail seems.
The flail has a ton of range.
I-I-I-I don't think range is the most important thing in this game.
Assuming you can actually kill the enemies.
Yeah, where is this site?
Oh, gloves.
Yeah, I think restocking helps.
Not getting it as the most important. Yeah, well, it's easy to knock in hit when you have a weapon.
I can hit people from a mile away.
Yeah, thank you so much for the raid bar.
Thank you for the 14 months.
There's a mace.
Deep-ree-stocking I guess.
There's a maze.
I'm gonna ensure the gauntlets.
The gauntlets will actually help a lot.
Like if...
If I didn't fuck up, do I had...
I had a helmet and I had a chess piece and I didn't ensure them because I didn't realize I could ensure stuff
Oh, he's getting messed up when I reached out. What is going on?
Steve Fred, an Ernst.
you know this guy's got a shield brought thorns gonna do us great I'm feeling
get about seafood though. Alright, here we go.
Feels like sometimes it doesn't even chop, I like how to haul.
What is going on?
No.
All right, it's fine.
My teammates, my teammates don't get it.
My teammates don't get it.
I'm done.
I think I killed him at the end too.
Oh, my god.
Yeah, you can give up before dying, but it takes like a lot of deaths.
The zombies? Wait, we might be okay.
It's not fighting me!
Yeah, that's not even my fucking feet!
Uh-oh!
Ahh!
Ah!
Ahh!
Or ok.
You can recover.
and get out of there.
Good, I don't want the zombie, I want my fucking sword.
Don't you fucking bite me.
I can barely swipe.
Oh great.
and
it is all from that
child
Here we go again, chat.
I'm missing a leg now, I don't, I don't know if it, and that invites me, bro, these
Fucking zombies are bullshit!
They just instantly fucking pill you.
Why are they so strong?
Hmm.
you need the tech what's the tech
I'm having a rough time here guys.
Why does he have, why does this merchant have like nothing?
I
Oh
Damn it dude
I forgot to heal
You know you can swing first sometimes. Yeah, I know that I just I feel like I'm
I feel like just constantly swinging and like running into the enemy is just
like sometimes I'm walking dead again.
I'm dead.
You were saying it works man. You know it works best though like
When you have a weapon that is longer than the other enemies weapon, then you just win,
because you just hit them before they hit you and you win.
Honestly, I feel like our best success was with the Maze.
We didn't try this Maze though, hold on, let's ensure this Maze.
I think we can get that.
That's the tack, what's the tack?
I'm having a long, having a long weapon.
and
what
i can
I think it's hard to swing this thing continuously, I think I'm swinging it too fast.
Good, it's hard to be precise with your swings.
I feel like even when I do the same motion and repeat, the results are fucking like
completely random.
I mean, I'm trying to be precise though, that's the thing, like, it's just, I don't know how you actually, it feels like you just can't be precise in this fucking game.
And maybe up and down is it?
Sorry, I'm going back to the bathroom.
I'm going to the bathroom.
I went to the bathroom.
What the hell.
Why shut the door?
Rust.
No.
I don't know if he's fucking shit on me there.
Yes?
Cuckoo!
Duffo!
Oh,
I don't like you.
That's what you think, but then you just swings the weapon upwards and pulls you instantly.
That's what happens to me most the time.
I don't know if this guy's AI is just like...
Also, why is it not?
Why is it not locking on to them?
How it is.
Now it's not.
So I'm so scared of this guy
I just can't even
That's sitting on the man
Oh my god, I made him drop his weapon hiding, kill him.
I don't know man.
Hit the guide five times and nothing happens.
and he hits me once and I'm just like you just can't take a hit from the sky.
He just instantly kills you every single time.
like this mace is just not that good I don't know we haven't insured anyways right
I feel like this axe is kinda nice.
How is that?
I did not understand how I didn't just, I don't understand how swinging in this game fucking works, Sam.
I feel like I just can't get it down.
I mean the thing is if I do it any slower though, like my animations literally just slow down.
Like that's the thing.
Like I'm not supposed to swing like this, right?
I
Just feels like you're not even swinging the weapon you're just like
It feels like you're barely doing anything
The armor.
armor, there's path gommets, we already have path gommets.
I don't think I can do that.
Okay, here's your close to the next rank. Yeah, you're, you're, you're both of you to assume I'm going to beat the fucking tournament.
I'm gonna try the messer I have tried it. I mean it's it's good.
All right, let's...
You
I don't have a long range weapon, dude.
Well, this isn't in the right acts.
are you
Are you to get off the mud man?
of man.
Oh, I changed my weapon.
I
I'm not sure the new axe
I'm not mad maybe I should just use the flail
There you go.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I don't know man.
I'm going to kill you.
I don't know, I don't think I like the flow.
I mean, the maze was honestly pretty good, so was the master. I think those are probably my two favorites so far
Invade them in swing right after them. Yeah, you can
It's just sometimes they continue like look at this guy can
This guy can swing really fast
Maybe if you go if you like willingly go into the abyss you can get good stuff or maybe I've just been unlucky or maybe you need to be like further in the game. I don't know if I had some armor that would go a long way
I'm done.
I'm gonna get that.
Hell yes.
No part.
Get out of the room.
I'm not pressing the lock on button it just I just randomly lose my lock on on the enemy
But now it's flight locked on and then now it lost it again.
I won.
I feel like the problem is every time I try to not stop.
I feel like the problem is every time I try to not spam swing, I just lose.
There'd be loot over here.
I guess I never thought about coming over here.
Oh my god.
Oh, no!
I guess you can only have...
I got knee guards.
I got it.
We're having over here.
Oh, I think we, I think we, I think we're good, yeah my, I'm so used to the other version of the game, I didn't even think to like,
I ain't even think it's a look around.
Hear the knee pads?
Ah, yeah.
That thing I should give up.
I
All right, I should have looked around oops
Hold on, let me ensure my stuff
Like there's nothing in the seller here though.
Well, maybe maybe there is wait, I won. I guess this is just a chance
If the guy for what what what what what is he going on? Well, maybe there is something over here
Oh, there's a dagger, okay
I think we can do it. We have enough to go to the turnie. I hate that it says craft armor,
but you're not really crafting armor. Maybe you can later, though. Oh dude, I can't
believe it, but I just, I wish I didn't screw up and I had chest armor and then I didn't
and sure dude, and I haven't seen Chess Garmor since then.
Change lock on strengthen the settings, yeah, but that's like...
Like it's not intended to be at max.
I don't think you can.
I don't know what to do with this, but I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
All right.
Urchin the forest, all right, fine.
We'll do one on the forest and see if we could find anything.
I'll see if there's any fat loot.
the
first stop telling me to fucking loot the forest
of the
the first time
is that
was that a neckguard oh shit
yeah okay I was definitely screwing with a crossbow
right
Alright, I can't actually use this thing here.
Great. That's great.
I guess I need that bolt, I mean I don't know.
using slow motion to fire
What?
I just don't think it has anything to shoot.
I'm holding this, do I bring it with me, the gold?
I don't think you're doing anything on the way.
I don't think you keep the gold.
Oh, it's in my hand.
Oh, wait, shit, you're right.
Oh wow. Oh my.
With the 150, well only 37 when you sell it.
Yeah, I mean 37 and so a lot.
I'll insure the neck piece.
Maybe we should just keep doing the forest and seeing if we could find better armor and
then we'll go in.
actually makes such a big difference.
Just in the back, but I don't think I can.
It would be nice to get an actual helmet, and some of the fights, there are people
with helmets.
Wait, we can do the peasant turning in the evening. I thought it was only at night.
Huh.
Or sorry, I thought it was only in the morning. I mean, not at night.
You can jump pretty high with your stuff on equipped.
Yeah, if I get we'll try
Well, that was not good
and
of
What do you mean how might I do what you fucking mean? What if it happened?
Okay, dude
oh my god bro you are so fucking useless get your leg out of the fucking one bro
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god man.
have everything except what I want.
Dude, these copies are fucking balls dead.
Like, dude, he just touches you and you just die.
You're just, I fucking instantly.
What is that?
I was so confused there for some.
All right.
It's okay, chat.
It's okay, we're learning.
Everything is fine.
Let's do one restock.
Dude, why won't he ever sell a breastplate again?
and whatever is fine we'll find a breastplate, and the forest.
That's great.
That's fantastic. I love instantly dying. That's great.
Use spacing. I'm crying. Bro, I'm waiting for their swing. I go in and then I die.
Okay, I need to remember to check all the items.
I don't know if this guy's items restocked.
I'm not crafting new weapon types.
I'm not sure how you unlock new weapon types to craft.
Alright, forest carnage.
It's not.
You guys fighting each other.
But John guys
Fuckers that oh my god is that for the crossbow?
for that
I want to get, I want to loot that chest man
I don't know about this one, guys.
I wonder if there's anything actually in there.
Oh.
All yeh I need to ensure the Quiver shit you're right.
There's another one here, there's another box in there, have the behive from the tree,
I don't know if I can't um
is like an hourglass
all right, although let's ensure the quiver
was there a fork there
I don't know if you can ensure the quiver.
Well, yeah, maybe I have to unacquip it to ensure there's something.
No, it doesn't seem like it's a...
Rattle?
I don't see it anywhere.
that I lose it, oh, thanks so
oh, did I lose it, cause of the bees? maybe
did I not keep that hourglass either, doesn't seem like I did
I guess you, I guess you can't sell that.
I'm not going to do that.
the
locked lock on, dude.
Great, on foot.
Dude, why did they have to do this, man? Oh my god.
maybe there's good stuff here though, let's look around you don't don't get
Don't get close.
Don't let him bite you.
Snatch is better.
don't you fucking bite me
old
I didn't keep the gold.
Oh wait, no, I did.
I just wanted my inventory this time.
I should have looked around.
God, I'm like, I'm just so used.
Yeah, I know, I'm just, I'm just so used to not looking around.
I'm like the previous version of the game.
I'm really like that, oh my god.
That's good.
I bad for backing up into a tree.
Dude.
King, what the fuck, bro?
You're shit together.
where is this pitch or is it always there?
I don't know what fucking pitch for, I don't even know what you're talking about to be honest.
the wrong-delbed dagger.
directly in front of them, but I'm sure I did, but I didn't fucking see it.
Yeah, I mean, a shield could be decent.
I'm going to kill you.
Act of love.
Yes.
What is going on?
the
is a glitch
all right now it's on my
as a glitch though
think I like duped it somehow
I shouldn't have to.
Alright, uh...
Dude, I don't know, man, I'm so bad.
I'm so fucking bad at this game.
Uh...
Only I had the breastplate.
I need a heal.
You might problem is like whenever I try to swing from left to right because of the way that the hands work, it's just
like I don't actually swing the direction I want. And then I don't actually swing at the enemy and I just die because of it.
You can't make armor, it doesn't actually work.
I feel like there, I don't know how the rest act works, but.
Okay, I mean, I'll lower the sensitivity to the lowest possible. I mean, I don't know.
I'm sure.
I'll be right.
I hear somebody.
Yeah, I forgot
You
What's that?
Maybe you can open the cart?
Open it?
Maybe it's because of my armor, there's you can't do a running start like you can't jump
of all running
Alright, whatever dude fuck like this
I don't know
and
I don't see the pitch fork.
of
That's the best muscle that we can get.
Zacharias, and Wolfheart.
I
In one second what the hell do you probably that?
Why that
Am I doing
I'll just pay them out of care.
Alright, let's go.
Nice booting.
I don't, yeah, I didn't.
I meant to do the peasant terrain.
That was close.
I don't know, he just instantly got me.
I put him waited for his attack.
I went in and then he just swung.
I don't know, man, I don't know how to time it.
The enemy is just like, even if you wait for their swing,
they can just, they are ready to swing again.
It's learning you can't zone though unless you have a fucking super long weapon, which
I don't have.
I'm sparsed at an instantly die there.
Oh no.
What?
Oh.
Dude, that's so...
This fucking game is so bullshit, bro.
Like, for real, man.
That was the last zombie I knew to kill.
And he, he's literally dying
and he grat, he bites my fucking arm and I die.
Why does the fucking bite you so much damage, man?
Oh, that is so fucking stupid.
It's fucking unbelievable.
Craft armor merchant bro you can't craft shit.
I know it says craft, but it doesn't you don't.
It's...
forgot to equip armor.
up at the same as
me there.
You get one of the better.
You turn your health up in the enemies' health down.
Yeah, I can, but that's cheating.
Because yeah, I mean, if you're struggling in this game and like even a streamer could have
changed this setting and if they never show it, you're not going to know.
Yeah, you can just turn down like damage and stuff.
Oh, okay.
That's great.
Onehead.
And saw it.
Just onehead's me.
rather
Huck in the piece of stead
thought
okey me
Now set up!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, man, here we go, it's time to get beat to death by a stick again, this is my favorite.
I'm stuck.
Then yes.
One round.
That way.
The fool.
Oh, you and your stick.
Help.
My God.
Oh, let me up you fucking piece dead.
I have to go in.
What the hell is this?
Do you want to kill me?
I've got a bunch of enemies.
I can't kill you.
You're gonna kill me if you haven't killed me.
Why is this a lot of enemies?
I'm just a bit scared.
You can't kill the enemy, I can't kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
it's
fork.
and
I saw the other cross
I'm not taking it up.
I don't know.
I'm not taking it up.
We're grassing rings, some marks better items to trade yeah.
I bet it does.
We have to go now.
I'm going.
I got it.
Good yes.
.
Oh
No, they're new stuff each time. Oh
No, it's the same now
If you're not finding anything good, man.
the
I can swing dude.
There's a siphon many rounds ago and I lost that round.
Really? No fucking shot.
Oh, yes.
Now to capitate him.
I tried. He gets still alive.
Oh, yes, the site, all right, that is good.
No breast, played still.
I'm not sure if we're stalking him, can you even add a breast plate?
I don't know, whatever.
Alright.
Nice one.
I feel like that would have previously killed with the site.
Maybe they nerfed it, or maybe I just, oh okay, just chill, sure man.
I don't know why I did that.
Oh, that's great.
That's just fantastic.
This thing is fucking trash now.
It doesn't even work.
It'll look for loot.
I guess I got him there.
I feel like the pitchfork is gonna be the best choice, honestly.
I'm in the face of that somehow.
Oh, geez.
Oh, wait, never mind, I thought that was a helmet, oh, there's a sword in there, though.
Why do you grab everything except what I want you to grab?
and
don't kill if you don't have to make sure this harder well he's not dead
is fine
and that's true
one
skip the pitch
I didn't see it I didn't see it I was excited by the sword
hard.
I'm sorry.
I'm trolling.
Can we use the army sword with a buckler? No!
Or wait, maybe if I press...
Oh.
Oh, you...
I don't know, whatever.
I have a shitty pitch fork.
There's like, I think there's multiple different types.
Oh no.
That's good.
That's great.
Great.
I love being a peasant child. This is fantastic.
Don't you fucking bite me?
Yeah, I tried the flail. I didn't like it that much.
My game is running like ass.
I think my game is dropping like 30 FPS.
as
I guess the game probably saves home, I'm gonna restart the game because it is running really badly right now.
Oh there's an update for the game.
All right.
2 out of 1 rounds.
right hill and so then it's getting an update now I really thought I could block that
The sword sucks. Yeah, I don't think it's that good. I don't know long range weapons in this game are just the best like in the Simon close
So let me can't reach you that's a pretty strong
Just loot don't kill him, yeah it's probably a good idea, the zombies can kill you so fast, though.
Yeah I guess I should just run around and loot stuff.
I'm gonna die.
Oops.
We could try to go back to using the Scythe.
I don't know how I feel about the sword.
Just barely has any branch.
I want to try to use the crossbow, but I don't really know how you use the crossbow.
So, if Piver also doesn't like going your inventory, so...
Strange.
That is never going to have a breastplate ever again.
I'm in, I just don't know what weapon is best, I really don't.
This pitchfork that I have is trash, man, I can't believe I keep forgetting to pick up
the fucking pitch fork.
Let's try to use the crossbow guys.
the
one
what the fuck is this shit bro? What am I even doing?
I guess I should have went to the training.
that's the
Yeah.
Damn it's done.
Good luck, King.
Open!
I fuck am I doing!
What is happening?
He's trolling, I'm not trolling you, I can't fool it off!
Oh my god, I am literally dread like I can't drag the mouse any further, it's at the
bottom of the fucking screen!
the bottom of the screen.
Like, I couldn't pull it anymore.
Like, I'd start here, I pull all the way down
and it's the bottom of the screen
and it doesn't go any further.
Oh my God, this is a panster, bro.
Like I cannot I literally can't pull down anymore.
So you have to go up and then back that up.
I tried doing it fast. It doesn't matter.
You want to do it as fast.
Bro, another.
Yes, we're going to make me crash.
Am I game? My game is broken now.
I can't, I can't interact with anything.
Bro!
You're just giving me a pitch, give me one of the metal pitchforks, please.
double goblet
hmm
big money
I'm fucking rich.
All right, we go guys.
What weapon?
I'm still a peasant cause I hate killing good, I don't know what weapon he is man, everything sucks
sucks.
Yeah, site was open in the demo, but he owned with play.
I'm right I'll try to flail I don't know man
No, no, no, get the fuck away from me, dude.
This thing seems really good, actually.
It's guys still alive.
with a play all was the strad
I guess having your side can still be
block.
There is a spear on the ground. This flail is kind of up, though.
But do we have the flail in Shird?
I guess it's kind of easy to get a flail though, right?
I think this was the final one now, right?
.
Yeah, I see that was it.
Man, I don't know, I guess I assume because the flail was just like, it's actually the
I wouldn't pitch for it and it felt so bad.
Oh.
Yeah, I know how to, I know how to stab though.
If you can do poke attacks, that's how I beat the demo before.
I just like, hope this should out of people with the pitch for it, if I remember correctly.
At least I think.
Take them in the hood.
Is there anything in the chest?
I really do not wonder how you're supposed to jump on to like the back of that thing.
Oh gosh.
Oh.
Yeah, I got too close.
Somehow my mouse went off the screen there.
I don't know if it's because the guy,
wait, I have a site, oh no, man.
I thought, I thought for a second, I had the site again.
I mean, it's just the flail.
It just kind of looked like the site for a second.
I was like, why did I, why do I suddenly have the site?
Oh, 60 for this.
them.
Where I am off him.
Got way too close there.
Well, it's another file there.
I really don't see what the point of doing like the ones with multiple rounds.
I feel like they take so much longer and they're just more difficult to do.
Oh god, I almost got to.
I'm just got too close there.
Or loot?
Yeah, but the map doesn't reset.
I mean, I guess the enemies can drop loot, though, of course.
Oh shit.
Oh no.
I'm dead.
Oh maybe not.
I'll take your hat, I don't think the only way you can, I think if you chop off the head,
you can take the helmet.
Are you done?
As killing him does not give you the helmet.
hold the E
what
oh you hold the button once you're grabbing them
I don't know if I could take the
I don't know if you can do it with the body arm
Oh
Wow
Holy shit, I'm fucking stacked.
We're in business.
You look at me, I'm a fucking unit.
Oh, these are full bombets.
A beast.
Are we selling a breastplate now, of course?
All right.
Other pens that I can wear with these, I don't think
pose and work. I think if I put on the hose and they take off. Oh wait no they do work.
to wait on the breastplate
there
it's 7
it's 7.4
all right
Oh, what the hell is this? Oh, there's new stages.
It reminds me of like an altar for map.
Wow. What was it like the first person that gets hit or something?
This guy has arm guards.
Sorry, I need your armor.
It's said in my game crashed, but I'm still in the game.
show you, you don't like
Oh
This is so weird.
Oh, he's not fucking weapon.
Where's the fucking enemy?
the
I
All right, I still have no weapon
and
I know we got to do three rounds.
I
Oh no
What are you
of
I don't want any of that.
I wonder if you get the same amount of rank no matter what type you do.
That's probably not, let's see, like how much did I get, how much progress did I get?
It was like a little bit, you can see like that much got.
I have to do so many rounds with the fuck.
Oh wow that was a good hit and done, I'm lost.
I wonder how overhead.
and
just weird I feel like the spikes are connecting and it's just
You're in, like, really anything sometimes.
on the weapon store again
Now we can go do the turning now.
Alright, we will rest and we will hire a rasmus and a wenzel.
I'm an attorney. Here we go.
I'm gonna put my lucky chance. I probably should have sold that.
and
Nice, good job, Dean.
and
it is
easy
It's buildup padded jacket. Oh yeah, I guess I could have.
I'll pay them. They did good.
I'll dismiss them for now.
Why didn't it come to plot? I kind of did, yeah.
Oh.
reduce
they're like them all
and
now I think you do need by chain mail or something
need some other type of
chess piece
I really have a few
Blaring.
You know what, that's awesome, this shit.
and
I'll walk you, Charles.
Oh, I sent my teammate away.
I think I'm gonna get out of the way.
this armor covers more of my body. I guess going to be as helmet is better too.
Oh shit.
Oh, I'm so fucking stacked now.
Oh, whoa, oh.
Thanks, teammate.
This guy have chain mail in
Oh, wow
That's kind of cool actually
I'm staying.
I mean, all of your clothes.
Oh my god, I am fucking stacked.
and
what was there a halberd
Look at me. I'm hooking monster now.
And a win.
of me
not let me quit it I tried
I think I cloaked.
If you guys had more fun when I was dying possibly.
You guys had more fun when I was dying constantly.
What mercenary wants my money?
Wenzel?
I think is I'm not sure, wait, face them, oh you can, wait, I can pay off the spirits that
That one of Hunter me?
How much is it cost?
Oh, damn.
Oh, that's fine.
I'm not gonna die.
I mean, all of our stuff isn't shared.
So I'm not really too worried about it.
Honestly, the insurance mechanic in this game is like,
kinda crazy, but I also like understand why they do it.
Does it mean the previous one there was no...
There was no like insurance in the demo, but in the demo,
you could also...
If you remember correctly, you could like,
if you knew you were gonna die, you could just give up before they killed you,
which is what I ended up doing a lot of the time.
Oh yeah.
It's just, it's got this block, it's like.
I guess it's...
I don't really know at the point of like...
It feels like most of these adjustments are like nerfing my armor.
I can remove this strap.
the
the weapon is still pretty good
the
The shoulder attachment things are blocking your spalders.
Yeah.
I'm not sure which one's better though, because this one goes, they go all the way down
on my arm.
They really does get easier though when you start getting armor and whatnot.
Where's he how I'm not dying in one head makes the game easier?
That's not to say that they can't, though.
If my ally wasn't here I might have just died because he had honest.
Oh wait, is that the- oh my god.
I think I might be able to turn the boys.
Give up!
It is better to give up though, because if you give up then they won't actually-
Like you don't actually die, so you don't get sent to the... the best.
Honestly, I should have been doing that more. A lot of the time though, I just like instantly died,
so I really have the choice. But with the armor, it's easier to not instantly die.
If we go to the best, there's going to be like 15 people that I have to kill.
For his knee guards, any different?
Oh, I think so.
that's right
He's finding each other, but I can't even finish you all off.
Oh, he's got a metal flail.
We can ensure that.
right out
Warmase is better
maybe
seems okay oh wait that guy that guy might have had a different
and chestplate.
This guy's got a halberd.
you
this guy have anything new to buy
Oh, it's an arming duble, that's why it's got the, you know what hold on, let's see, so if I had just,
Now I can use the Spalders, maybe that is better.
Yeah, I'll try to craft what the next time it pops up.
Oh gosh.
Same range, yeah, I should try it thrusting too.
I don't know why I can't do that.
How do you f- like how do you fucking aim the thrust? It's so bad.
1.
Need a test on your man, right?
I don't know man it's so hard.
First a blood.
Alright.
it's guys using a blunt weapon
and spam swings with the thrust
and
well there's anything I really want to buy
alright craft weapon let's see can we make new weapon types
You make a sword?
Right now, making them.
You can't do casted, whole armor, pull-ups.
I...
But when I click sword, it's the messer.
Oh wait.
No, it's not. I'm stupid.
This is like a foul.
This is slightly, the handle is slightly different.
The blade looks almost very similar, but.
I wish the game kind of like demonstrated the difference like what weight does in this game
because I fucking have literally no idea.
Oh, shit, it changed the blade type.
I guess I bet you're having it.
What's it like if everything is max?
Wait a second, so can I?
I could have chose different types of mace as well.
I feel really stupid for not clicking on these arrows before.
I
didn't even realize these were something that I could click on for some reason I was just thinking they were like
I don't know that it's I just said they were just like they were just there
All right, let's rest.
Eight of wait until the morning.
that's
ever hard
runs
and as well use the mercenaries so they're there for it
Oh, oh, that was almost bad.
Need to end for the legs.
Easy.
I'll let Scout have been dead already.
and
the
fun
extra weapon
Okay
I came as kind of laden again
Oh my gosh, right into the neck.
I'm this game's easy.
seems too easy this doesn't rage in a while.
I will let the mercenaries go whatever I'm keeping my money.
Easy when you steal the armor.
Yeah.
Let's see.
What can we even get anymore?
Where I feel like we're so...
Well, I feel like the peasant rape was rough because there's still, like, nobody ever had
any good stuff on them.
Nobody wears a armor in the peasant ring.
Oh.
Well, we don't have leg guards, but it's probably better.
I'm gonna go back to the war staff though.
All right, soldier rank needs some new boots, yeah, true.
I was stuck in, so I did, I was stuck in like bronze hell, like two hours man.
me
everybody is so armored up now I wonder if the mason be good now but everyone has so much armor
because I'm like oh I might actually be dead
I'm dead.
Fun.
Oh.
A double.
maybe I do, so like maybe I like the hovered more, I'm not sure, oh wait now I can make a
Oh, I'm...
There's so many types.
Now let's try out this pull arm shall we?
Oh my gosh.
I think it might be a little too long, maybe.
I don't know about this one, guys.
and
so
of
a
game's up
very bad of yes
Okay, I'll be nice to my pull arm, all right?
When I use the traps,
I'm probably just going to fail miserably though.
Back.
the
bro
Game is still at fucking dirty FPS bro
Fuck
Time to meet your maker.
Don't hard to aim, bro!
Yeah, I don't know if I like now I've been very much guys.
I'm trying to stand up, I'm gonna cut off your legs, I need to stand.
It makes them trip a lot.
That's true.
Oh, gold.
Yeah, put it on my side.
Oh.
Just hold it.
Yeah.
This is nice being able to store it on your side.
It's not like I really need money, is the thing.
What the hand in your fucking weapon, put the weapon in your hand.
Oh, in guards, oh shit, that's probably pay attention to the gear they have, I'm kind of just not just on the auto pilot at this point, oh shit.
and
the long stick is growing on me.
3 rounds
I always looked at his legs
Oh shit.
Oh, this guy has him.
and
it did right
that's a weird act of the soreny of leg guards on
just not just crazy
of
These... this man have anything to do.
And brace.
And that's pretty good, we're like fully armored now.
for our shins.
99 vengeful spirits now hunger for your soul.
170.
All right, Nikolaus.
And...
Eckhart's...
Be my sword and shield.
Sure.
We'll probably be okay because if we get into a position where we might die, I'll just
I don't even like chopped off your butt.
my gosh dude just just die now and what the fuck
Oh wow, how's it going to hit it?
and
after us with this weapon
What do you mean like that, chat?
By man's dead.
I'll save you, buddy.
I feel like having such a giant stick just like knocks over the NPCs, knocks over the enemies.
He's dead.
All right.
Shit.
Oh shit.
Shit.
Yeah, I'm here.
I don't know, man.
I don't know man maybe maybe firing the mercenaries is a little too OP.
In the tier of music.
There's so much stuff now.
reference to. Kind of like what I'm using now.
Oh, yeah, maybe I can make new stuff.
Rue.
Oh, yes, we can.
What the hell is the difference, even?
I don't know what type of it.
Doesn't increase the mass by much anyways.
I'm gonna have a big long stick.
and
I wish I could make that head bigger though, it's like
I think he's coming back.
you make the palm one to spike. I could have, yeah.
Like, like the part that I can pick with is so mining.
I could do close range though.
Come on.
are we done
this is mom
I was about how to do that, why are the enemies have like no armor on better and oh gosh.
up
Okay. All right, you can play the game with no armor then buddy.
I don't know if I like this weapon that much chat.
Why is everybody making it on better and difficult, I don't understand.
You're beating on retired warriors, I guess so.
the
Oh, no, luckily they went to go fight each other.
I could have done bad.
I'm not gonna die.
Bro!
Fucking...
No!
Oh, he had a leg armor.
I wasn't really looking to be honest.
Well, we haven't died in our shins yet, we'll be fine.
This fucking weapon sucks.
Oh god.
I mean the one nice thing is I feel like it's so heavy it like knocks and I mean so
we're really easily
that's not good that's not good that's not good
the
boots, chest piece of
who needs them
come back to the form
let me get a poem
Are we winning? Yes, we are absolutely winning. We have him lost in like a while.
Did this weapon is fucking insanely good. 151 for that. First blood, oh that'll be easy.
should be easy
this guy not blood yet
and do the forest doubles
I don't know if I can take it off, I don't know if I can take it off, I don't know if I
can take it off.
I'm in with me.
No, I don't know. I can't take it off.
all right because he's not dead
I was a not dead
pretty dead to me
now I still can't pick it
Yeah, I know, I know I need to hold the edge, so I can.
Yeah, they're weak in the shins.
Oh, no.
Oh, my fucking god, what is happening to my character? Why am I like? Hello?
Oh!
Good, I just, ohm.
It's time for the tournament.
We train, Nikolaus, where he has a cloak.
Fires and Nikolaus.
You can't make armor, you can just change armor.
I'm going to kill you.
Bye.
If you hit them in the head with this thing they just go down.
Thank you for the 60-five months.
All you lost your arm.
I don't think you can kill your mercenaries.
There's only two people on this fight.
That's...
The seven paradigms only two people.
I don't know man maybe we shouldn't use the mercenary so I feel like we could do
what do without the mercenaries anyways oh no there's three never mind I didn't see
the third one.
and
there's so much stuff now
oh, sure there's anything else we like need though
I guess I can use the other one.
I think I can
Well, I'm pulled the arm right up after I've done a stop of all to be honest at this point.
There's a new weapon I can make
on these guys are good pretty armored up to the
You'll see if I don't think I need there.
Oh, I think that's over for me.
That's all plums.
Oh damn.
I'm
Oh no
Let me give up
It's Aaron
everybody's got full armor now man that's scary
the best way to
have this character for so long now
the
one of
all this guy's cool maybe I can steal his cloak
all I knocked off his helmet
Oh yeah, that's shit.
Oh yeah, he has shoes too.
Give me your shoes.
your pants
the
I'm just humiliating him, all right.
Oh god, I can't move. Oh, there we go. He wasn't even dead dude. What do you mean?
I don't think he was dead, was he?
Still a helmet, I don't want their helmet.
Holy shit dude.
Dude, did this cloak is sick though?
I have max weight, that's fine.
I didn't- oh yeah, can I ensure the cloak?
I can.
you know it's not very i think you put the 63 months
I'm going to go out with the cars.
I mean, I'm hungry, I need some dinner.
Oh yeah, you know, I forgot that my stream like went down earlier
I was like, oh I've only been streaming for eight hours, but it feels like it's been longer
There's this 10, yeah, because it's nice stream went down.
This is basically easy mode now, kind of, yeah.
and
it's crazy
oh bosses in this version it doesn't seem like a
It's just kind of a shame.
you hold the head of the weapons they're neck while they're on the ground they should
surrender oh yeah I kind of forgot that you can do that
I remember that now
Oh, he has a cool helmet.
Oh, I should have taken the home.
It was home a better.
Oh shit.
Oh.
the
the other one was definitely better
off
How many people have we killed 48?
All right, what's hurt me?
I can I might as well just keep shooting
Oh, uh, maybe we're okay.
and
the
I'm a bit that's my ally though.
Can't take his helmet.
and
run the happy
ends too easy now
up
Now set it!
Come on grab the weapon!
Fucking!
Grab the weapon!
night rank unlocked you'd have any ranks are there in this
Let them go. See later nerds. King. King is the next. Yeah, I guess that's the end.
You missing cool Gary.
there's anything we really need to buy anymore
Like the D.S.2, nice.
I think I'm not another doesn't think
what's
oh what's
why is it cost five thousand five hundred to make it
was it always that right what is going on oh because I made it out of gold I was just
clicking stuff dude I wasn't paying attention why is it so expensive to make it out
gold though, sure. I guess just because it's gold, it's from like a balanced perspective.
I can't imagine, well maybe gold is the best, but...
I said, what did I make my, my halberd out of, a poem?
Doesn't even change.
Is that a pub?
the
the idea. Alright, I don't know guys, I think I'm probably going to call it a night here.
I'm getting pretty tired. I have to finish this game another stream. I just really want
get some dinner and have been streaming for like ten hours.
Yeah, thanks do a bit before you go. No thanks.
No thanks, man.
Yeah, thank you. Thank you all for watching everybody. Thank you anybody who stuck
ground from the barbrain.
Codebane is flushed.
Hmm.
Not necessarily.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
It might be flushed.
It might not be.
Only time will tell.
I mean, I thought Code Vain was decent, I was just kind of like the problem is I was killing
I don't know, all the enemies and bosses I was kind of just like killing first try most of the time.
Well, I regard those, I mean, I was still enjoying the game.
and
maybe I'll play more could then tomorrow and then we could do like more half sort as well potentially
well I will see
that's good late for me guys thank you all for watching I hope y'all enjoyed the stream
I don't know who to raid then.
Then barba actually streams like so much. It's kind of crazy.
I think of barba raided, I guess.
the
restrooms like twice a day
three visits to 10 hours twice a day
as looking at his like past broadcast before and you actually
I'm going to say if I can stream a lot, yeah, I could set up our, I will see you guys all tomorrow.
I'm tired.
All right, yeah.
Have a good night everybody.