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I kind of miss speedrunning chat, hopefully Resnable 9 is a fun run.
Speedrun neo3, nah. Only up is always there for you. The era of only up is dead, my man.
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What's a new era? I don't know, man. I mean, hopefully, Resident Evil 9 is a fun speedrun.
Honestly, speedrunning, speedrunning only up was so much fun.
I just, I miss like, I just miss having a game to just wake up and like grind hard.
Hey, Chepa, thank you for the 23 months. Thank you, man.
You
Up another cake excuse me
I don't know, I thought Resident Evil 8 was like a pretty fun run.
The intro to Resident Evil 8 was kind of a pain in the ass, but same with RE7.
I still thought they were fun runs though.
Hey, Dr. J. Kill, thank you for the nine months.
I don't know, I've been thinking about speed running, maybe like another Resident Evil game
before RE9 comes out, like deresting Madhouse or maybe Village of Shadows or something.
We'll see though.
So, Produtore, Produtore, and Subtobie.
should speed run the old school runescape. That doesn't sound very fun.
You have any plans to play Crimson Desert?
No, not at all.
I'm going to run out pretty quickly.
Any Valentine's plans?
my Valentine chat. Should do a permadeath of abatic. I don't know. I like abatic, but
not. I don't really want to replay the game.
Hey, Shias, thank you for the 76 months. I was thinking about playing high on life,
too. We do also want to start the resident evil marathon, though.
Yeah, I've heard high on life, too. I saw that the review dude, it is insane. Like,
how was every new game have so much performance issues? And like, it's just like, it's like
every single new game. It's absurd. Yeah, I know. People are always like UE5, UE5, but I don't know.
It's just crazy.
It feels like almost every new release that I play, it's like,
it's just crazy.
Meanwhile, I can go back and play Bioshock Infinite at 1,000 FPS.
Thank you for the tier two 32 months, man.
high on life to crashed at the start. You just deleted it. Well, you just refund it.
Yeah. Yeah, we're going to do, excuse me, we're going to start with DS one rando today.
And then maybe we'll, maybe we'll start like a Resident Evil game today or something, like
a casual playthrough for the Resident Evil marathon, I don't know.
I'm not really that committed to actually beating the DS, I'm not, I'm not that committed
to actually beating the DS1 rando like currently, I mean, I would love to beat it, but
I don't really expect to and if I don't, that's okay and save it for another day or another
time because Resident Evil 9 is slowly approaching 13 days.
Yes, one Rando's kind of BS. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I remember people were saying that before yeah, I thought Neo3 was good
Thank you for the 108 months, man.
I don't know. I like Neo, but I feel like the problem with Neo is it just gets too repetitive
too quickly for me.
It just like.
Neo just doesn't hit the same as like a new souls game.
My replaying death surrounding to NPC.
I don't know, man.
Are we getting early access for our A9?
I don't know.
Also, so I talked about this like a week ago or something or a few days ago.
I have a sponsor.
I think like the day after Resident Evil 9 comes out, I was like, I just know, I know
chat is just going to be a fucking nightmare. I don't know, it was a lot of money though,
so I was like, fuck it, I'm just going to do it. It's two hours, whatever. Resident
Evil 9 isn't going anywhere. I have a sponsor for Marathon. Yeah, McNasty, Phil, thank
you for the 40 months. Thank you, man. I don't know. I mean, I fuck with extraction
games like I I've played so many different extraction games. I don't know. They're they're
fun. And I was like, whatever, man, it's two hours. Resident Evil nine. Like it's just
two hours. It's not.
Yeah, I don't know. I just, I feel like Chad is just going to be
I just, I have like nightmares. I'm just kidding, but
I just, I remember when Elden Ring came out, I had a, I took a sponsor for Horizon Zero
Dawn and like the game wasn't even that bad, but bro chat dude, like I think the, the sponsor
was like a day or two after Elden Ring came out or like a few days after Elden Ring came
out and you're getting paid just let chat be chat yeah I mean I'm not like for
sure 100% yeah I just I remember I remember I like you know it was right
when Elden Ring came out and I did the Horizon Zero Dawn sponsor and it was
like it was so bad not not the game by the way like chat chat was just like
like shitting the entire time I was just like what are you going back to Elden Ring why aren't
you playing Elden Ring? It's like oh my god. Always blaming us, yeah whatever.
Do I have plans I'm playing high on life too?
Yeah, I don't I don't know if I think I have to do it like a specific time jazz so I
don't know it is what it is
I'm going to put the new God of War game.
It's bad.
Yeah, it didn't look that great to me.
I enjoyed codevane too, I mean I didn't finish it, but I thought it was okay.
Dude, I, okay, there's a lot of people hating on this, the state of play, but I honestly
thought it was okay.
I didn't think it was that bad.
I thought it was an okay state of play.
I mean it's all just a matter of opinion anyways, but I mean there was definitely like announcements
that I was excited for.
I'm really excited for the God of War remakes actually.
I think the God of War remakes, I mean, I don't know, I'm excited, but I'm like, cautiously
optimistic I guess because while I am excited for them, yeah, I just, I hope that, I hope
that they keep the. Kind of like the brutality and the. I don't know, just. The original games
are pretty like brutal and. Yeah, just hopefully they keep that.
I'm really curious if they'll keep the sex minigames in the God of War remix.
I feel like probably not.
Of course you are your girder.
I mean, it's more so just a matter of like, I don't know, just it just goes
to show like all other games.
I mean, how did you?
All the older games were just so much more.
Like provocative or I don't know what the right word word to describe it is, but.
I mean, dude, look at what dude, Witcher one.
In Witcher one, I did.
I remember I was, I tuned in to Ella's stream when he was like at the end of fucking Witcher
one and he's like, he's fucking Ella, by the way, Ella's dude, Ella's a bigger gooner than
I am.
He collected all of, there's like cards in Witcher one, which are basically just like
erotic pictures of all of the female characters in the game.
And I like open up his stream.
He's like, yo, look what I found.
I don't remember what he fucking said, but he showed me he collected
like fucking 40 of these like erotic cards of these all the all the female
characters in the game.
And he would just went through all of them.
It's a creature.
It's a completionist mindset, yeah, surely.
It's a completionist mindset. Yeah, surely. Yeah, we might start the Resident Evil marathon
today. I'm not sure. I kind of want to speed run a Resident Evil game again though. Before
RE9 comes out, maybe try to get like record back in something. Definitely need to practice
a good amount though. I think I'll probably either run, I'll probably do RE7 Madhouse
or maybe, or maybe Villager, maybe Voss again, I don't know. If I'm gonna run, if I'm gonna
to run a Resident Evil, it's probably gonna be RE-7 or RE-8.
I don't know how optimized the Voss run is currently.
I've also been thinking about going back
and doing Resident Evil 4 with all the,
there's like a bunch of new glitches
and tech that was found in Resident Evil 4.
You can dupe first aid sprays
and basically just become a millionaire,
like 10 minutes into the game.
So you can just rocket launcher every single boss.
And then there's also some new skips
that were found in RE4 Remake.
I mean, I don't really like it that much.
I do kind of prefer when it was, I think the boss fights, I mean, to be fair, even before
Even before the infinite dupe, most of the boss fights, I mean you skip Mendes fight
and Gigante is, I don't know, Gigante is like basically a completely scripted fight.
I don't know.
Most of the bosses you just cheese anyways, so I don't really feel like it mattered for
the most part. Yeah, I kind of missed the early days of like the RE4 speedrun when we weren't
don't need to practice Algargante. Yeah, I mean, you don't really have to practice any boss fights
in the RE4 run anymore.
Well, that's not completely true.
There's a few boss fights you need to practice
because you duped the rocket launcher
like during the boss fight.
By doing a glitch with like the
if there's like fire on the ground,
you can basically you can like duped rocket launchers.
You can shoot the rocket launcher
and it doesn't actually use the ammo.
with some like weapon swapping, fire animation glitch thing.
I thought re-animal was good.
I mean, I'll be honest, I don't know if I like re-animal
as much as Little Nightmares 1 and 2,
at least from like a speed running perspective.
I mean, granted, I only played the game once,
so I don't really know.
It doesn't seem like re-animal is gonna have
that much, like, glitches or tech.
I'm not really a huge fan of the fact that they,
I wish that they made it so, like, grabbing in ReAnimal was a,
because in Little Dammers 1 and 2, you can actually grab,
like, you have a dedicated grab button,
whereas in ReAnimal, they just made it like a,
you don't, like, hold the button to grab,
you just press, like, triangle.
So because of that, everything became way more scripted.
So yeah, I don't know.
I was like potentially interested in running re-animal,
but I just, I don't really think,
I don't know if re-animal is gonna be
a very interesting speed run.
Little Nightmares 2, in my opinion,
was actually a really cool run
because there were so many skips.
Like there were so many skips in that game.
It's actually fucking absurd.
There's probably like 40 different like tech skip things
you can do in Little Nightmares too.
Whereas I don't really see that happening in ReAnimal,
but there is a secret ending in ReAnimal though,
or it's like a post-credits scene, I think, if you,
there's like those coffins,
there's the coffins with the shadow people in them
or whatever, and apparently if you collect all,
if you find all five of those coffins,
Then you get like a secret post ending cutscene.
There's a bunch of skips found in the demo
and people are already finding a bunch of stuff
in the main game.
I actually wanted to check the little nightmare
speedrunning discord to see what people have found.
I'm in so many fucking discord servers I can't.
Okay, I found it.
Is there a separate Discord for reAnimal?
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Look at this glitch this guy had the physics I don't know I guess maybe maybe re-animal
I mean there were some weird glitches that happened to larks and I when we were playing
re-animal where we just like randomly went flying up in the air I don't know maybe maybe
Maybe the run will be, there will actually be some cool stuff.
DS1 stands for distalling one hour, yeah, maybe, but we're just vibing, we're just vibing bro.
I'm just happy to be here chat streaming with you guys.
Yo, Saki, thank you so much for the red man.
Yeah, I finished re-animal.
33 minute stream starting soon. Yeah, we're just chillin, Secky. We're probably gonna
get started fairly fairly shortly. I'm just just been we're just we're just vibing, you
know, talking about my plans. Kind of want to speed run a game again, Secky. I've been
thinking about running like a Resident Evil game. Are you gonna play Resident Evil 9?
Are you into Resident Evil at all?
I don't remember if I've seen you play, yeah?
Arx is here.
You love Resident Evil? Okay, nice.
Have you speed ran at all lately, Sekki?
I don't remember.
It's hard to keep up with what everybody's been doing.
I mean, I know you've obviously been playing the O3,
but spend like a year and a half.
Okay. I was going to say,
I don't feel like I remember seeing you do runs of anything for a while.
I mean, yeah, I haven't,
the last time I speed ran a game was Silk Song,
which Silk Song was a lot of fun.
Yeah, I just, I miss just being like, it's, I don't know, it's a lot of fun when you're
just dedicated to a game.
Just wake up and just grind.
A muck.
I don't think we're going to run a muck.
Yeah, I mean, I'm very excited to to run Resident Evil 9.
Hopefully it's a good run.
I mean, I think it'll be it'll be fun to run regardless for a while, but hopefully it's also a good run.
Are we gonna play?
We are playing right now.
Did you, uh, did you finish new game plus them, Seki?
Cause you're on like the final boss, I think, right?
I played the gnome game with the boys?
Uh, I don't know.
There's no new game.
Wait, are you serious?
There's no new game plus plus.
What was that?
Has that been?
Was it like that for the other games?
where it was only new game plus until the DLC. Damn, I had no idea. That's fucking weird,
man. It's always how it works, okay. You only unlock the other difficulties per DLC each
you'll see getting one. I don't know, man. I like Neo a lot, but I kind of wish that they would
I don't know. Sorry if I offend any Neo cultists in the chat, but I just
I feel like each Neo game just feels so like, feels so similar to each other.
like they just have this formula and they stick to it.
It's not a bad thing.
Yeah, I mean, 100 percent, like there is a fan base.
I don't know.
I mean, I understand why the games are like the Nio has like very much a cultist fan base.
And I feel like they're scared of.
I mean, I don't know.
I've just all just speculation, but.
You know, they want to kind of keep the game the same
in terms of fundamentals and just how things function.
It's just like.
I was saying before I was doing those those fucking dojo missions
in Neo, and I'm like, I was just thinking to myself,
why are there even still these fucking dojo missions?
They're just.
I don't know. It's a stupid complaint. It's like, it's fucking neosix gonna come out and
you're still gonna be doing dojo missions.
Getting far today. Yeah, we're getting far today for sure, man. All right. Let me actually boot up the game.
I feel like Ninja giving Ninja mode backstab damage and taking it away from Samurai was such a weird decision.
I feel like Samurai mode just kind of sucks now, like Ninja mode is just better.
Could be wrong about that though. It's kind of what it feels like.
Like, you can still pump damage in Samurai, but you can still, you can pump even more
damage in Ninja because you do like quadruple damage when you hit an enemy in the butt.
Maybe that's not actually true though.
Again, that's just like my impressions, I guess.
I don't know, Axl is like the biggest neocultist and he was, he was dooming in my chat earlier about how Ninjas too overpowered for the speedrun and it's just makes Samurai useless.
But that's also for like the speedrun, which I guess is slightly different.
The arts gauge do you mean like the the martial arts or like when your weapon glows white
or whatever?
Oh, yes.
Are you guys can hear the audio I need to fix?
Right.
Very good.
Not bad.
Very good.
Not bad.
Not...
Not bad.
You can keep doing strong attacks on the martial arts with that gauge, let me see.
Yeah, I mean, I don't really...
I didn't really get that deep into the game mechanically.
And, uh, in Neo3.
I was just fucking spamming magic and ninjutsu.
God, magic and Nujutsu is so strong.
Maybe it's not as strong in New Game Plus, but I would be surprised if it wasn't.
Can do infinite chains that do two times damage with Samurai, but it's not easy and requires setup.
Yeah, I see.
I guess in New Game Plus, Samurai probably gets stronger.
You just need the right, like, skills and setup and whatnot.
No, I don't forget that I have a YouTube chat,
just my YouTube chat's generally kinda quiet.
So...
I don't pay as much attention to the YouTube chat.
Depends what I'm playing, though.
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the world was unformed
shrouded by fog
a land of grey crags, arch-trees, and everlasting dragons
but then there was fire
Sorry Ozzy, your message got pushed pretty far, pretty far away.
Dark Souls 2, ah yes.
Peak Souls 2 enjoys.
And you feel spammy. Yeah, I get that I
Had no idea though that there was only new game plus and neo I really thought
It reminds me of um
It's like fucking monster hunter where it's like all right. We're gonna release a brand new game except
The really difficult ship isn't gonna come until a year later when we actually add in the fucking
The DLC
I enjoyed Monster Hunter Wilds, I mean I definitely had some issues with it.
And the dragons were no more than a thousand years old.
It makes sense with how they set up the DLCs.
Yeah, I mean...
I'm just...
Yeah, I see what you're saying.
Now the real question, what game has the best intro cutscene?
which souls game.
And amongst the living I'll seem.
Carriers of the occursant dog sign.
Shame that I mean, I like I like the intro in Elden Ring.
But it's a shame that it's just like a slideshow.
I mean, it's still good.
Yes, indeed.
The dark sign brands the undead.
And in this land.
The undead are corralled and led to the north.
How often do I get recognized in public?
I think like two times total, ever.
I barely leave my house.
And also I don't even really use camera that often, so.
You
Let me through.
I don't know what I like to be recognized more now, I don't really care.
I'm not that damaged.
The mother of another Shremu watch has convinced her child as fans.
Oh, a havel's ring!
Hi, Mr. Impunk.
What's up, man?
Oh my god, a ring of paper and protection here?
That's pretty good.
Yeah, FAP and the Hubble's ring.
Dark Hand. Wow.
This is pretty good, uh, I'm not really sure what I should do.
I don't know if I should buy Fap ring right now though, because we're already mid... we're
already light rolling. Time to get one shot by a magic spell across the map. Yeah, dude,
there's so many dangerous enemies in this fucking game. It's like actually kind of absurd.
My impressions of San Holtan Fall, I mean it looks cool.
Been here almost 10 years, yeah it's crazy.
streaming for so long
I guess we'll go down and kill Kway-Lag.
Oh god.
I've been able to mid-roll since then.
You like never get to mid-roll?
Er, sorry, I don't know why I fucking called it mid-roll.
You never get to light-roll in this game.
I have a weapon. It's the dark hand. You just can't see it.
Hey, Mr. Adam.
What's it gonna be?
Can't really tell.
I think that's bad.
that
Let's go.
No hesitation.
Let's go.
No hesitation.
don't kill the dude now yeah
we're gonna go and see what Ceaseless is cause maybe we can kill him
and
that's actually pretty doable
and
I'm kind of scared of starting the fight.
Can it fall?
Maybe.
Can you fit through here?
I could make him fall.
Uh, yeah, maybe.
The R2 better?
Oh, right.
This is kinda slow, but...
I mean, it works, I guess.
and now you do what you gotta do
I'm going to play Sundance of Sparta, I don't think so.
an epic fight.
Hmm
But he gets 20 I don't know why I thought ceaseless gave 40,000. I
Guess it's 40,000 if you kill quite like plus ceaseless
All right, I mean this is pretty good
I guess we can go through the valley.
I don't know, we should just try to get a few more boss kills.
I mean, we need to start looting at some point.
I mean, if I kill Gargoyles, it's only 10,000 souls.
God, this fucking guy.
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Hmm.
Okay.
Oh man, I would like to want to loot stuff, but I'm also kind of scared.
I'm also kind of scared.
Yeah we could go kill whatever Sif is or try.
I mean, if it's a DLC boss, I don't think we really want to try to fight them with the dark hand, to be honest.
I'm going to kill this hollow.
range on this weapon is so fucking ass.
you're a poster band. Um, I don't know. You can backstab with it.
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Dungpies?
I think we're in Titanite?
Oh, wait.
Oh no, only two.
Oh, there's a great site here.
Great site is good.
These arrows are so expensive, what the fuck?
A robe?
Alright, hold on. I gotta use the restroom, chat. I'll be back in a second.
Chill the fuck out.
Actually.
Yeah, I guess I guess we can go kind of scared to run past Seath again.
I guess we could go fight Sif, because that is 40,000 souls.
Let's do Gargs.
I mean, we can go see what Gargs looks like, I guess.
It's kind of scary.
of
Should probably kindle this bonfire, actually.
Oh, it's kind of...
I kind of forget about kindling a lot of the time.
I see if I don't really want to try see if you'd see this so much damage
That was a nice one.
I don't know what to do, man.
I'm scared.
I have the scythe, I don't think the scythe is going to be better than the dark hand right
now unless I upgrade it but I don't have any tight night.
Yeah but it doesn't matter the great site is gonna do like nothing unless I upgrade it.
I don't know I'm terrified that the dog the fucking dog if there's like a
Like a Skelly dog that's gonna come...
He's like...
He's gonna trap me in the hallway.
He's outside the door towards Andre.
That's a different one, there's two.
Did these enemies go back or are they confused?
Oh the Skelly Dog fell, okay everybody fell, that's good, I think we can go.
Oh, alright fuck it, we go.
All right.
Dude, it's fucking orange steam.
I feel like I always get Ornstein here.
Oh wait, it's actually...
actually fucking on us
Lookin' there.
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Oh, he doesn't actually transform, it's just a bolt of the gun.
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Oh my god, he's so hard to hit with this thing.
Do I have a rave cave or an escape on the side?
I used to.
Not anymore though.
I used to do Nightmare Zone when I speed ran Resident Evil 7.
I got all my combat stats maxed.
Yeah, I'm not fighting this guy.
This guy's a fucking demon.
Oh, a life hunt scythe.
I mean, that's...
We could...
well we could we could take the life hunt scythe and then downgrade it to plus 10
why not save it well I have to fucking come back up to this shit hole
I don't really want to come back up here again, but at the same time, hmm, I don't know.
I need to start looting stuff.
I don't know if I should use this homework bone.
It's only 11,000, but that's decent amount.
Why start looting without the Lord vessel?
Well...
Oh
Oh my god, I didn't fucking kick this dipshit off the fucking ledge
God
Oh
I don't know, another thing to consider, right, is that, I mean, I rang both the bells so
So we could go to Sense Fortress now, but I don't know how scary Sense Fortress is.
It's probably not that bad, but my, I guess my main concern is if I, like, if I go to
Anor Londo and I, I mean the Lord Vessel is probably not even in Anor Londo.
I mean, who fucking knows where it is?
But if we go to Anor Londo, we're gonna have to go,
like if we wanna come back,
we're gonna have to,
we're gonna have to go all the way back through
Sen's Fortress.
much damage to ideal. Not very much.
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the scared me actually
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff in Blight Town.
Oh, I'm fucking walking here
Why do you sit why did they see me dude
I
Watched part of a loosery walls new video, but I didn't watch the whole thing. Oh, bro
These just fucking fall
shit
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These enemies should not be real I wish I had like a jacket like shoot him or something
Dude, I just I don't know the moveset of this enemy. I'm so scared of it
Maybe he'll come just running off.
Nice.
Oh, I'm fucking mid-rolling, but this is a good weapon
It's a good weapon, but the thing is like I need to I don't know I like I need to loot shit. I mean
here the enemies before looting it's not a bad idea I guess oh god
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I think this is a weaker toxic though.
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I want to use my humanity, but I also don't want to, I don't know, uh, there, I mean,
there's a bonfire up ahead and yeah, dude, toxic lasts for like 10 minutes.
The problem is, if I rest, all these enemies are gonna fucking respawn, dude.
I'm going to tourist him and yeah, but I wanted to loot all this shit back there.
Just touch the bonfire and not rest.
Well then, my toxic isn't gonna go away.
This is just so slow.
This is really hard to kill stuff.
stuff. It's really hard to fucking kill stuff if I don't have a good weapon shot.
Dude, this toxic is fucking absurd.
Jesus, those star requirements.
All right, this guy's here.
Not like that.
Hmm.
Not like that.
Always sells infinite tide knight shards.
Dragon greatsword, it'd be good maybe.
Well, that is a shape-and-come-not-there'll be more.
Hmm
Toxic is awful you don't say
I love being poisoned for fucking 10 minutes straight
Oh, yeah, there is one item left.
Oh my god.
Ugh, this is so ass, dude, ugh.
I really should have been more careful, I forgot that those fucking guys, like this dude, this toxic is absurd.
Who thought it was a good idea to make it last this fucking long?
Would have been faster to refight the enemies.
Yeah.
You're actually right.
Okay, so Skull does not work on Snakeman.
I mean, I can't even fucking kill these guys anymore.
Like dude, 16.
of
I can't even rest at fucking firelink dude.
This fucking bug off me, brah.
Yeah, there's a dragon great sword that I need like 34 strength to use.
to
Bro like this fire your weapon is unusable
I mean, there's a great site here, which is good.
It's like
I don't know, I'm going to go down.
Dude, this is so fucked up that the Firekeeper's dead.
I fucking...
I...
Dude, that's so...
It's so bad.
It's so fucking bad.
Run for Montrade of Firelink is free, yeah, it's just a waste, it's just a big waste
of time.
There's a few items I can loot in the valley.
That's potentially nice.
I don't think you can use the dragon head unless you're naked.
I don't know what I'm doing.
The
knock-illers
Oh, I'm just scared, man.
I have this weapon as f**king ass.
The bone wheel down there.
Oh, jeez.
Yeah, no, this is not.
Why don't I take the side through the club?
Well, mainly because it's going to get replaced
regardless
Dude, oh my god, this place is horrible
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Oh, this is so trashy.
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death
of
death
Err, I'll meet up with my legs alive.
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I mean the thing is guys the weapon like I can use I mean I could go try to kill whatever
iron golem is with this weapon I guess but at the end of the day we're gonna have to
loot stuff. We're gonna lose it at some point.
These enemies are so weird I don't really even need to kill them.
It's even better to clear bosses with good weapons than loot when you clear the big
enough area.
Uh, yeah?
Kind of.
of
Oh
I'm trying my best not to be a loot goblin, that is true.
reason I was thinking... oops... I forgot how this thing worked. Oh my god. I knew that
I went up but I don't know for some reason I was thinking it was set up differently.
Why is this thing not full already?
You can only fill up when you're there.
All right.
I'll show you what I should turn at.
Turn it the other direction.
Uh, there's like a few more enemies we can kill along the way and then I guess we'll...
I don't know, I guess we like kill the enemies and then try to kill the boss and then go
back through and loot everything afterward.
sounds like ass, yeah
What is the R2 on this weapon?
I
It's like I want to just loot this stuff dude, I really do
And we'll wait though
Ooh, toxic clumps.
Does he sell unlimited large tits?
Oh my god, he does.
We don't have the large ember though, yet.
Quelax fury sword is in here and the black knight sword.
Damn.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
I have the large ember. I don't think I do. I have the large flame ember.
If I die this run, I don't think you realize how easy it is to die in this game, or in
the rando.
All it takes is like two bad enemies ganging up on you and you could just be dead.
I even hitting him.
Oh, it's Priscilla.
Oh, I don't know dude Priscilla is kind of terrifying yeah she's invisible and honestly
she might be able to kill me in one hit I don't know Priscilla has this thing where
she like hits you and and like bleeds you fucking seven times at once or something
like I don't know I've had her one shot me from like being at so much health I
don't even think we you can see the footsteps now with this HP yeah I don't
know man it would definitely be close
geezer from this point I don't think that works
It says it's doing damage, but I don't think the health bar is actually going down
I'll be back in a sec, god damn it dude I don't know what to do, I'm scared, I'm scared
I'm going to Priscilla, man.
I mean, we do a lot of damage.
I don't know. We just go for it.
I'm going to use the black firebombs to make the firebombs go through the walls.
Black firebombs go!
that does look oh god that does like a fuck ton of damage from what I remember
Bro, how are these missing?
Die.
Alright.
Well, that was easy.
All right, let's go downstairs I guess.
bitch
How do you get to that item?
behind the balls
Let's see.
The ball didn't like, where is the ball hitting?
Still backwards, right?
Did it move?
I thought there was an item at the end here, I guess not.
Just make sure the ball is not coming this way.
I know that doesn't it like move on its own in some scenarios.
I don't.
I don't know like what makes it move on its own.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, excuse me.
I was absorbed in folk.
I am Siegmeyer of Catarina.
Quite honestly, I've run flat up against the wall,
or a wall to be precise.
I'm afraid I'm a bit too tough to be up running those things.
So here I sit in quite a pickle, weighing my options,
though to speak.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I
Yeah, skibbity, thank you for the five gifted subs patrol guy. Thank you for the two months. Yo, man
tasty beef beef
Begur, do you thank you for the resubs guys?
Yeah, there was an item at the back the beginning that I forgot to grab
I see... off.
There's nothing bad in my loadout, the thing is we need to find the Lord Souls and we need
to find the Lord Vessel as well as other different key items.
Those are like the most important ones.
I'm like so scared of these traps more than I normally am.
Is there anything else?
There is a bit more loot up here.
Crystal Knight Greatsword and the Crystal Knight Shield.
Oh, Crystal Greatsword.
What happened to this dog?
Is it going this way again?
There it is.
It's so annoying that it moves here.
I can't remember if there's an item down this way.
I think there is one item, right?
I don't really want to, I'll be honest, I don't really want to go down to the sewers.
I don't know, whatever you want to call it, the muck.
Where the hell's the ball, bro?
Hey, did I... did I manip the ball?
Let's go another way again.
Oh.
I have no idea how this fucking thing works, but this fucking ball is like stressing me out
because it can multi-hit you so many different times.
I'm just terrified.
Is there any other items this way?
Well, I already stacked the balls.
I think that's everything.
Is there an item at the end there?
No, I don't think so.
Why do they even give you the option to climb down here?
I guess it's just in case if you fall.
Alright.
Oh, I thought there was an item here.
Never mind.
Get down to the bottom level. I really don't want to.
of
Oh, this home is so fucking heavy.
I know there's items down there, but that place looked terrifying.
Ooh.
And
and
who
and
if
if
I go to the beginning part where there's a ladder, yeah I mean I know but the thing
is by that ladder there was like a red vagrant, a silver knight, I just, I might just get
Absolutely. I don't know. I'm just worried I'm gonna get destroyed.
If I go down there...
I would rather save that area for later. Or I don't know, maybe I shouldn't save it for later.
21 damage.
and
but for bombs are
I don't know, my havels ring.
We still have havels, but it's going to get replaced next.
Growing Dragoncrest is actually good though, for like, not aggroing everything at once.
I remember is there an item by this like hollow at the hole?
There's also fucking dark bead.
Go on, find Max Clint.
Good luck finding a usable catalyst.
I'm pretty sure...
Dude, this... What is this running attack?
Um...
Did he just jump off the fucking ledge?
There's a...
...with slumbering, might want to do the basement now, bro.
This weapon is not...
...good enough to do the basement.
Th- I- I don't know.
I don't think the basins were doing it.
I feel like we should go there when we're more OP.
I mean, I might, maybe I'll regret saving it till later.
I already bought 20 moss.
Yeah, maybe I could throw a firebomb.
I'm not sure.
Nothing at all.
I don't know, man.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
I can't remember if there's an enemy in the stairwell there.
If I drop down here, I feel like I'm just gonna die.
Is there like a safer way to get down here?
Do you actually just have to drop?
I actually don't know.
Other side.
Then I'm going to aggro every enemy down here.
Wait, a bunch of them, like, wait, why are they dead?
i guess these guys fell from upstairs
Oh, we got our sunlight back.
and
good. Blackfire bombs might be cheating.
So not even an item here.
Oh my god, I'm so slow.
bullshit
All right, gentlemen.
Is that- is that everything? Did I loo- I thought there- I thought this- there was like more to loot down here.
Consumables only rooms.
Heh.
Yeah, I know- I know there's the guy up here.
Fuck is that?
And looted.
How much do I do with the backstab?
An iFrames dude.
All right, go buy more bombs, maybe I will.
of
this
act of the bomb merchant
of
them
and
and
Hey, where's me frying pan, thank you for the sub, ma'am.
Was there an item?
No, there's nothing here.
I've been lied to.
Holy shit, maybe we should rest here.
Although...
Yeah, whatever.
And I'm resting because I'm like out of estus.
There isn't very many enemies you need to kill up here anyways.
He basically looted it all since Fortress now.
Maybe there's like an item I missed or something somewhere.
I got the item, that's at the beginning.
I think we looted basically everything.
I think there might be one item that was up
by the giant.
I didn't look, is there an item in this room as well?
I don't think I went in here.
This is where you normally summon Tarkus.
Yeah, I guess there's nothing.
Alright.
My favorite enemy.
That's some firebombs. Good blackfirebombs are actually so strong.
I
Perry this guy
How much does the blackfire bomb do
like the damage is just the damage is actually so good I think it's just because enemies have
so much defense against like physical but they don't have that much defense
I don't have that much defense against like elements.
Oh, that's not good.
heavy.
We still haven't did it, but if we lose the havels ring, we're gonna be fucking cooked.
They're an item.
That guy's scarier than he looks.
Alright, he's not, sorry, he's not as scary as he looks, is what I meant to say.
At least, I don't know, his hitboxes are kind of like bugged, in my experience.
I'm afraid he's going to send me like flying with his collision though.
I don't know if they're fucking vagrant.
way too many of these things.
faster just a small crab yeah just a small crab that kills you in almost one
attack I really don't like this I normally I'm not scared walking on this
thing but
I'm scared of the fucking mushroom dude.
I
Die
of
I
Still
Dude imagine getting
Imagine getting like the DLC caster up here like you're just fucking dead
That would be horrible.
Oh yeah, there's an item down here.
of
I think you're supposed to get to that chest normally because, well, normally I just drop
up on this and then go through the window there.
Oh my god.
Okay, um, I'll take it.
The game is so, yeah, it's really quiet without the footsteps.
I
I guess we can grab this bonfire.
I don't know man, not having the Lord Vessel really sucks.
Or, I mean maybe we'll find it for lucky.
Yo, Hobb, thank you for the 111 months, yeah I know you're trying to get, what was it,
20 no-hurons this year?
Also, Alcura, thank you for the 5 gifted Chariborla, thank you for the 35 months.
This place is potentially dangerous, you need to be careful.
get him one at a time.
Yeah, this weapon's kinda ass.
The spear is refusing to get replaced.
Yeah.
I don't want to use too many of my blackfire bombs.
I mean they're really good.
They're good as an item to use like while you're re-junting Stam.
Is that- oh that's honestly fucking worse.
The fucking dragon to- oh god I'm so fat now.
of
the
of
the
As we're being ungrateful to the spear, yeah, I guess so.
If I end up overloaded, we're so fucked.
God
Wait, I don't have half a string
Sure, you're right it is gone. I didn't even realize it got fucking replaced
I didn't I didn't even notice the dragon tooth was a little scared.
remember is there an item? I have strength I mean it well I have 16 it's just I also have
a lot in health. I thought there was like an item on the side of the stairwell. Is there
on an item. Yeah, I guess Dark Souls 3 is kind of fucking me up. Yeah, I mean there's
a merchant with infinite fire bombs, but the thing is like I have to go to that merchant
to get the bombs in the first place, you know what I mean?
Wow, that did so much damage to the vagrant. What the hell?
I can kill all bosses with bombs.
I don't know about, like, there's quite a few fire immune bosses.
It's so bad in a rando if you got unlucky, like, if there's a DLC spellcaster up here,
fucking Monka.
I feel like most enemies are just going to fall off the ledge though, unless they're
range.
Did I get any more souls?
I guess we should go to the giant blacksmith.
I wonder what replaced this guy.
Tree?
I mean I just, I can't even use this weapon.
I need 27 strength.
I didn't kill Solare.
I just don't think I talked to him.
I mean, I kind of have to use the fire bombs guys, like, I mean, look at this shit.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay, that's good.
Guardian gauntlets.
Oh, those are really heavy.
Okay.
Okay, it's alright.
I can't even kill, I can't even kill Ones though.
Well, maybe if we're lucky we'll find.
At least we're still able to kill these guys.
I guess you normally just get the demon time out in here.
Yeah, I mean maybe the Smith will have something good.
Yeah I'm a bomb abuser.
I think there's a bit more items.
Classic.
Look how much damage these guys, uh...
I don't have enough.
How much strength do I need? 32?
I guess I'm a little homeworked.
I need 22.
Isn't this normally a mimic?
Oh no, not the fucking armor of thorns.
Not again.
Startin' item over on the sludge.
Hmm, can't I go faster?
I'm going as fast as I can, buddy.
I am getting kind of low on bombs.
I'm confused.
Because isn't this where you can open the store, right?
Oh god
I'm bullshit ass enemy.
Fucking.
Hi.
Hi. Okay, everything's fine.
I'm running low on fire bombs.
Oh, large ember, that's really good.
I can upgrade my weapons to plus 10 now.
I actually have...
I'm sorry, I'm just checking.
I really can't remember where all the loot is in this game.
I mean, I vaguely remember, but then this is just the path down.
Actually, we should rest.
and
go for chaos
yeah but don't you need like red chunks or like
red stuff for that
I guess I have a few
It gives you an item. I don't think it can be a key item. Well, actually, I don't I don't know. Is he is he always?
I'm not sure if key items can be behind like NPC quests because they could potentially get killed
Remember if there's any items down in this lower area
of
the
of the
of
the
I don't understand what makes them, like, tangible.
that
Holy shit, get away from me.
I firebombed this guy.
Not really, that's okay, we don't...
Okay, that DLC guy kinda scares me.
Okay, I guess I- Bro, where is this- Where?
Where is this enemy- Where'd he come from? I didn't see fucking shit, bro.
Doesn't enemy spawn when you- when you go...
What do you fucking mean? Is there an enemy behind the stairs?
Oh my god.
Ugh.
Well...
I mean I just I don't know I just I thought I was safe like I I saw
there was the DEA, like I surveyed the area, I just didn't know there was an
I didn't know there was an enemy behind the stairs, I thought I thought it was
just gonna be the I thought it was just the humanity and the hollows I was
like whatever I'll just loot this and then I can like run to the giant black
any other enemy and you would be fine yeah potentially well that was brutal
Fuck off!
Fucking hell!
Fuck!
Alright, hold on, let me...
you
Well, we go again.
It was going so well, it was going so well, and then I got a bone wheel up my ass.
Alright, let's see how well it goes without firebombs.
Oh, the thief has the spear.
That's pretty good.
Oh, Bandit has the Blacksmith Great Hammer.
Maybe Bandit.
Alright, I'm going to take a short break, I'll be back in like a few minutes, I'll
just let the intro play.
I know you guys have seen it a million times, but if I could get Firebombs, yeah, it's
only 10 though.
Alright, I'll be right back, chill.
In the age of ancients, the world was unformed, shrouded by fog, a land of grey crags, arch-trees,
everlasting dragons. But then there was fire, and with fire came disparity. Heat and cold,
and death, and of course, light and dark.
Then from the dark they came, and found the souls of lords within the flame.
Neato, the first of the dead.
The witch of Isolith and her daughters of Chaos.
The wind, the Lord of Sunlight, and his faithful knights, and the furtive pygmy, so easily forgotten.
With the Strength of Lords, they challenge the dragons.
Thus began the age of fire, but soon the flames will fade and only dark will remain.
Even now there are only endless, and man sees not light, but only endless nights.
And amongst the living I've seen, carries of the uncursed.
Alright, I'm back.
Yes indeed. The dark sign brands the undead. And in this land, the undead are corralled
and led to the north.
Where they are locked away, to await the end of the world.
This is your fate.
I can't believe how that last run ended, I was absurd.
All right.
Oh.
Give me a minute.
Nothing is really good.
We can use it to kill a few bosses at the start and then we can loot stuff.
I do think that's probably the best.
not actually fun boss is not random that's not the boss you know right there
Only in the ancient legends it is stated that one day an undead shall be killed.
To leave the undead asylum in pilgrimage.
At least this time we can make sure to kill a law trick.
To the land of the ancient lords.
Lordran.
What's my upload up?
18.2
Yeah, I need I need like 72 a clip load
Dude getting havels ring early was so used was so good for the last run
Haveals ring is so amazing
I mean, I guess let's just go straight to Quailag, so let's do the strap, we kill Quailag,
We kill Ceaseless, then we come back.
and then i didn't throw the run
that was some bullshit
uh...
who
all masquerade father as well
Go infinite fire bombs. Yeah. That was a that was a knowledge issue as I really thought
i thought there was only two enemies there
It's all good
I'll meet incoming I hope not
Hmm.
Mm.
Gargoyle.
of
armor smith box could have given me a weapon yeah that would have been really
Vab.
all right we're gonna hopefully kill ceaseless yo cake thanks for the red
It's okay.
I just died.
Hold on, Chats, does anyone have the clip?
You guys saw it already?
Heh.
He almost died in the same way.
yeah the fact that it was a but like if there was any other enemy that spawned
there I probably would have been okay
oh we can actually do this
this is good
Wait, what?
Bro, do I have to- wait, why is he not- maybe I have to wake him up, but that means I have
to loot it.
Aw, fuck.
Please don't be a weapon.
Thank you.
Okay.
Hmm.
We could be even greedier and go see what fire sage is, but there's like a lot of enemies
on the way.
Well, not a lot, but I don't know.
We should probably just...
I don't know.
Oh, majestic!
There's a golden fog gate before Barisage.
Oh yeah, you're right actually.
I kinda forgot about that.
Uh, yeah, we should probably just go back.
I guess this is fine, I don't know, but like you really need
strengthen decks so you can use the weapon. I'm also scared of becoming too fat, though.
There is the Mask of the Father below. That's true.
Yeah, thank you again for the raid cake, was uh, I don't know if you're still here, but
were you, were you in Dark Souls 1 as well?
No.
Oh, that's good.
Very well.
No.
Oh, shit!
The gold tracer. This weapon's really good.
Yeah, it's a lot of decks.
Great site that's pretty good too.
Oh, yeah, I need to kill...
Yeah, let's go kill this buzzer real quick.
He's not here.
I thought after you ring one of the bells he shows up, no?
Why's he not here?
Maybe there's another condition I haven't met.
All right, we're gonna do the strap of clearing the area.
We'll clear the area and then we'll loot after.
Do I have to loot?
I mean, not yet, I guess.
I mean, we could.
Aw, I hate these giant humanities.
Yeah, we should probably kill Taurus first.
They're kind of scary, they do so much damage.
Also I f- oh god I fucking hate this project.
hurt
we do such good damage though
how this weapon is so good
of
No.
Bro, what was that?
What just hit me?
Oh, that was that?
A giant arrow?
Oh, I think so.
It looks like I'm holding it.
Was this the run? Oh yeah, it was. Oh fuck yeah. We actually have purple moss plumb.
If we get toxic by this asshole.
Is he okay though?
Alright, this is going pretty well, Chad!
Oh, fuck.
Oh god, why did I do that?
Shouldn't have not.
These enemies are so fucking scary
scary. If you get too close to them, they all just start mailing you and you just fucking
die.
Oh, Sola Priscilla and Sola Brave Warrior.
And a Firekeeper Soul and another large Soul, holy shit, and homework bones.
Oh my god.
Yeah, no black flare bombs, though.
Okay, so it is unlimited tide night. It's kind of expensive though.
that's a pretty good fucking version
that's a pretty good fucking version
I don't want to get pinned in a corner here.
Oh my god, if that was a red one I would have died, I'm pretty sure.
okay well let's let's keep clearing the way and then after we after we kill
everything and we kill Taurus we can go back I guess oh fuck I shouldn't have
killed this maybe
Oh my.
There's two of them.
There's two of them.
Oh, they have a ranged limit.
Oh, I...
Maybe that was...
I think they were hitting invisible wall, maybe.
Like look at these guys, look at them.
I can jump and like spamming the jump
Yeah
Oh
Holy shit
Who's fucking oh my god, there's a pink regarding
Oh, baby skeleton.
Oh Jesus Christ.
Dude, what is this combo of enemies? Holy shit.
Maybe she'll walk down if I-
Alright, we're fine.
I mean we basically cleared out all the enemies here. I'm just scared because if
it's a really bad boss that I can't kill. Jesus. I probably shouldn't have killed that guy.
Could have lost my weapon.
What? What do you mean, dude? Oh, shit.
They'll probably jump off, I think.
It should be pretty easy.
Check the tower.
Yeah, you know.
I think I would have learned my lesson, but...
Come on jump back dude.
Thank you.
All right, I mean we should probably loot all the stuff back in the area we were
keep going I don't have it but I don't I don't I barely have any healing though
There's a bonfire, yeah, a bonfire that will respond to every enemy in the area.
is the last time I tried to run...
I mean, I guess I can drop the ladder.
Just do guards, dude, forehead.
of
the
this is why I'm scared of the bridge
I have a...
I have a... let's just go loot all the stuff.
We can use the master key to go through the
tower anyways, right?
If we want.
You do that to go to Andre?
The fucking Black Knight, Hobbard.
No shit.
I don't know, I can't get the stats to use this thing.
I mean, well, I might be able to, if I pop all my souls.
Oh, I don't know what I should do here.
Yeah, I guess we just keep looting and maybe if we're lucky we'll somehow keep the BKH.
That's nice.
You know, it's kind of satisfying clearing out the area and then just getting to, you know,
just walk around, not worry about getting killed.
Oh, the large ember!
That's pretty good.
Got the best weapon in the game, yeah, but the thing is we're not going to be able to
keep it so it doesn't just doesn't really matter yeah it's a really good
weapon I agree
It just has a really good move set and it has really high damage.
surprised we haven't lost the BKH yet
oh what the hell
to
the twinklies holy shit
Why do you respawn?
I think this enemy is here because...
Dude, this is actually terrifying.
I'm almost tempted just to bone out.
This guy, well... probably fine.
Did we... what is it?
I'm so confused. Did we not kill those enemies? Why is... what... is it because of the Gravelord thing?
Must have been the Gravelord bullshit.
I mean, we might be able to get enough to use the BKage.
I don't know, I feel like we, as much as I want to use the BKH, I don't really know if
That's a good idea.
I'll use the stats eventually.
Yeah, but okay guys.
How am I supposed to get three level ups worth of souls without- how am I supposed to get
the level ups to use the BKH?
Enlighten me, because I would love to know.
farming enemies with what?
Hold on, I'll be back in one sec.
Okay, I'm back. I don't really think we can use the BKH. I mean we could hold off on leveling
and keep looting, and maybe somehow we'll just get enough souls.
I mean, that's a start.
How much do I need? Twenty...
Is it twenty-two?
I don't think twenty-one's enough.
They still don't have enough souls.
I didn't...
Didn't the merchant...
The merchant sold infinite tide knight.
The undead merchant, I think.
Oh my god, another firekeeper soul?
Oh jeez, I've died in the same exact situation before, but I kind of want to just use a Hummered
Bone.
Use the soul, you don't get souls for using the Firecupers soul, you get humanity, just
No, what I need...
Walking over this ledge is so difficult.
Somehow, we still have the BKH, probably don't have enough souls.
Anonymous with pyromancy?
Can I now?
Can I?
Bo?
Can I?
Ah, yes.
Just level up my attunement.
And then and I just need to farm 20,000 souls
Hmm I
Think chat's just to attach to the bkh. I mean if I can use it. I'm gonna use it, but I I don't know I have to keep looting
We find a different weapon then.
That's what it is.
Hmm, might be enough to use it.
I don't really want to use another Hummered Bone.
Well, actually, it might be fine.
Oh, whatever.
Let's just ride it back up.
I mean we can use the BKH but I mean again we have to, I don't know, it's like at some
point you have to loot and you're probably going to lose your weapon.
I mean we could try to kill more bosses but at the end of the day it really doesn't
matter how many bosses I kill because we have to loot the stuff anyways.
so fat though. Oh right, what am I, let's just use the dark sign. If I have the stats
I'll be able to use more weapons. Yeah, I mean that's 100% true. I kind of want a little
bit more HP though, because I'm pretty sure there's a few attacks that could still one-shot
me with how much health I currently have. I guess we're just gonna go through the valley
to get to Andre.
I don't know, I just ignore the loot.
I mean you can, but you're gonna have to pick it up at some point.
Because you can't, you can't just beat all the bosses in the randomizer without...
Looting a bunch of different bosses in this game are locked behind
A bunch of different bosses are locked behind key items and not even bosses but potentially key items
Like we need to find four Lord souls
In order to to fight Gwen the final boss
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
So
Yeah, we do have the great size and the gold tracer
We actually already found the large ember.
Finding the Lord Vessel is like so...
The other thing is, finding the Lord Vessel is so important in this run, because everything
is just so much more of a pain in the ass until you get the Lord Vessel.
I had one run where we found the Lord Vessel really early on.
unfortunate I died in that run too.
This challenge seems kinda miserable.
It's kind of tough Mario, yeah.
Hey Dom, thank you for the two month resub.
Yeah, Ella was doing a different randomizer. Honestly, I think that this randomizer is
harder than the one Ella was doing though. It's hard to say for sure. The one that he
was doing was like really buggy. I tried the one Ella was using and there's some things
about it that are better, but it's not a competition I never said it was.
Okay, plus 10,000.
That's actually pretty convenient, because that was version of Double Boss at Gargs,
yeah.
i mean that's that's like the hardest part about that version i guess
the thing is so that the other rando is just so buggy like so many of the bosses
just don't even function properly
and see what the enemies
i don't know just that that
i was trying other versions of the it the a i is so buggy you have to quit
out constantly
Fire bombs.
It's not infinite.
Six fire bombs.
Ooh, infinite bones though.
Oh, that's really nice.
Ooh, blossoms for only a hundred as well.
Dragon King Grey Axe.
That thing is super heavy.
Guardian Gauntlet, see.
I could upgrade the BKH once, I mean, I don't even think, I don't know, I mean, it's only
one twinkling tide knight to make it plus one.
So we could probably go for one upgrade, I guess.
I don't think I'm gonna go for anything past that though.
Not necessary, yeah.
I mean, we're gonna find a lot more twinkling type nights down the line, I think using one
isn't that big of a deal.
Key items can't appear in shops now, I don't think key items can appear in shops, because
I mean technically you can kill the shopkeepers.
I don't think that key item is going to appear anywhere where you can potentially like softlock yourself
because yeah, again if...
Actually, I do have the purple moss con
Oh, yeah, I can just spam homework bones now.
My god. I love being strong. It's fantastic.
I
I don't want to fucking backstab him man.
We could go to Asylum and try to kill Stray Demon.
This might not be a bad idea, actually.
I mean, do we want to go there, though?
What did Stray Change do? There isn't... you can't actually tell what this randomizer Mario...
Why not? Because the boss is invisible until you return.
of
the
BK just carry my ass, yes it is.
Oh my god
Dude, please!
Okay. I just figured, I mean, if maybe after we kill Gargoyles, we come down and we loot
this area. Or, I mean, we could just go to Sun's Fortress with the BKH and kill Iron
golem mighta... I don't know.
Yeah, I guess after we kill Garg, we should go down and kill Lottric right away.
of
the
death of
death
of
Oh, these...
Uh...
They may have a problem.
to die he's gonna fucking kill me
dude this this is awful there's just oh I'm so there's just not enough fucking
space I don't even know what to do man
clear every available area in the game with the swap and then loot everything
yeah but that doesn't work I couldn't even do that even if I wanted to
because enemies respawn if you get too far away from them
I mean, I feel like I should try to kill him right now while I still have the BKH.
dead? Could send skip potentially? Yeah, I mean, I need to kill this guy at some point.
I don't really want to send skip
fuck was that
fuck was that
ah
of
I
of
Okay, almost there
All right, well, yeah, I probably shouldn't have went for the tailcub.
Okay, though.
Lawtrick?
I mean, yeah, can I not go...
If I ring the second bell, is Lawtrick just gonna...
It's so fucking annoying.
Why? I don't understand what...
Why?
Why is Lawtrick not there in the fucking...
Does Lawtrick... I guess Lawtrick only gets freed when you kill Gargs and not Quelag.
Because he's trapped here.
Oh, it's just so fucking annoying.
You're gonna open the cell.
I thought his cell was locked though.
I guess I should just kill him
before I do garg-storm.
of
of
Oh my God, these enemies are just unbelievable.
I really like spamming this fireball.
Oh no, well, that's maybe okay.
I know this is where a lotter cell normally is.
Oh, what's up, borough?
Thanks for the 19 months, man.
I'll be your Valentine, buddy.
All right.
Go see what this guy's got.
Four homework bones, Mandy, White Titanite Shunk, one single White Titanite Shunk, Gold
him to cloak
and we we could actually upgrade
brought sword but we have to go to the undead merchant in the parish that is
not very easy to get to that guy
maybe we maybe we where should we go
We need some loot stuff.
I guess we could loot sins.
Old tracer, you need 25 decks to use that weapon though.
Which we do not have.
That was really good
I can only activate the trap one time, make 500 more becks.
of
the
I'm so weak probably shouldn't even kill this guy actually right now I wonder how many souls
he gives though
I'm putting the fucking
DKH to this bullshit
I was in the darker
Ooh, dark hand, though.
And we can light roll?
Mmm.
Oh, goodness.
I'm not the clipper man.
I don't know if we should go...
I want to just loot shit. Oh god damn it.
Oh, I'm an idiot.
I
Oh yeah, you're right. This will actually still do damage.
I want to kill this guy, this Capra.
Is he even getting hit?
maybe he fell down
oh god
Thorn armor glitch
Bra
fucking whip power god
Leave him bro, this guy is terrifying.
What the fuck, this fucking whip move set?
Just so giga ass.
I thought he was going to come here right there.
This is fucking... this is awesome.
Can we just run past this guy?
I don't want to do this.
the
holy shit this guy is crazy
the
the fucking day out Jesus
the fucking day out Jesus
There's a fucking manna, dude.
This is the fucking worst weapon ever!
Holy shit, it's so fucking bad!
It bonks on everything!
Mace? That's better.
Question is where did the capper demon go?
this is definitely better damage that isn't like a fucking wet noodle
Blackfire bombs again, chap.
That'd be nice.
You will, but they'll- oh god!
Ooh!
Cheap tits.
They're twinkly.
Oh, he sells normal- oh god.
5,000 for a normal tight night.
Murakumo.
Go along, try the next one.
Oh, it's Infinite Twinkly's here too.
Damn, that's really good.
Yeah, I think it's infinite dung as well.
Ah, okay.
Do I have a bow?
I mean, not right now.
I may have a bow later though.
That's the fucking DLC spellcaster there, that's horrifying.
It's locked.
I mean, it's Quailag. I don't know, Quailag with this mace is going to be kind of ass,
not gonna lie I mean it should be doable I guess it's gonna be really slow
That was kind of scary.
Can she fall though?
Probably.
I don't know.
Did this lava last for so long though?
Yeah. Oh, I... Yeah. Fuck. Oh, fuck. I had to die. That's brutal, man. If only we had
the BKH she would have died so easily too. I don't know that yeah Kweilag there
is actually really it's kind of fucked up because she just zones you so hard and
then like if she has you trapped if she does her AOE attack I don't know that
fight's actually fucked you really need to be able to kill her quickly
It's just you you just dude the entire center of the arena was covered in lava
And like yeah, if you get if you get trapped
If you get trapped in the yeah, that's brutal
Why not buying better weapons, I mean there isn't there isn't any better weapons for me to buy really
Yeah, I mean, I could have bought the short bow and just shot her to death, but the problem
is I didn't have... like if I want to kill her quickly I have to upgrade a weapon. Or
I mean if I still had the BKH we could have killed her because you can just stunlock her
from full to dead with the BKH if you hit her in the body. Yeah, cake was not kidding
though when he said this arena is bad, that's actually really scary. I mean if I was shooting
her with the normal short bow, I don't think we... I mean I can... hold on, let's just see
how I'm pretty sure the damage would be horrible, but out of curiosity, let's just see real
quick
Oh, what the f...
Oh, I might have to...
I might have to pull out some cheats.
I just want to see how, like if the bow even would work here.
You
like hypothetically if I had bought this bow it has plus a hundred twenty five
wait what oh I guess that's the damage of the arrow I don't know maybe it actually
would have been why why is it plus I guess just because I have 18 decks like
I think that's more fizz- plus fizz than I expected.
and
the people with the exile, I don't know how
and the DS owners like a no clip
I just disabled her AI, I just want to see, 49 damage is okay.
Alright. Let's just see if this could potentially work.
I don't know.
Yep.
The annoying thing is, oh, I probably should have rolled under it, I mean it works, but
you have to delay your shot ever so slightly because if you shoot too fast...
Hmm.
I'll try another run soon. I'm just experimenting.
This fucking enemy, oh my god.
Fuck off!
Fucking hell!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck off!
Fucking hell!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
this fucking
You're getting this boss here is so fucked.
All right, whatever, dude.
Whatever.
Oh, Jesus.
I think using the bow could work, though.
You could definitely keep her permiston with the bow.
It's just you need to make sure to aim.
Like, there's probably a specific spot you want to aim.
aim because the thing is she she can like dodge the shot if she starts one of her animations
because it like moves her body in a weird way. There's probably a specific spot you could aim
where that doesn't happen.
Oh
This is this is fucking
This tough job.
All right, I'll be back in a sec in the age of age I'm gonna stand up and stretch
the world was unfold
shrouded by fog
a land of gray crags arch trees and everlasting dragons
but then there was fire
And with fire came disparity.
Heat and cold, life and death.
And of course, light and dark.
Then from the dark they came.
and found the souls of lords within the flame.
Nito, the first of the day.
The Witch of Izanith and her Daughters of Chaos, Gwyn, the Lord of Sunlight and his
and the furtive made me so easily forgotten.
With the strength of Lords, they challenged the dragons.
We must mighty gods rule the heart of strong skaters, the riches we need to grow faster than us.
You too have reached the plasma of death and disease.
And the thief, the scaleless, the trained disease, and the dragons will have no more.
By the way, I'm back chat is probably using the
Did he get the custom randomizer the one with the scaling removed
I'll send it to him in case he doesn't have it
Yeah, the the one I'm using is like a custom version
Why they are not away to await the end of the world.
This is your fate.
I want chat dialogue in-game from Twitch.
Yeah, that sounds funny.
I'll be down to set that up.
Alright.
Yeah, I mean, if Hobb needs any help with the rando...
I'll try to help him.
Yeah, I sent him the custom version of the rando.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, see.
And
and
and
and
and
and
and
Oh, it's fun.
I think that wasn't a weapon.
Dude, and then... brah.
Are you gonna butt slam when I'm not even close to you?
I don't think I need to dodge that.
It's like...
The box for that is really scuffed.
A bleed proc!
You know, we haven't seen Gwyn a single time yet.
Where the hell is Gwyneth?
Hey, quiet napkin, thank you for the two months.
Yeah, we've seen a good amount of dragon butts, not that many though.
Thanks man.
Elizabeth mushrooms are actually a really good item. Wait, does he have them? Does he have
unlimited mushrooms? That's like insane. Is that possible? Oh no, he only has three.
So good though.
I'll have a grant.
Avalon.
Avalon.
Surely these guys aren't going to kill me.
I'm asking the father.
Okay, I mean this...
I need to rest.
We can use this katana now, it's honestly not bad.
Maybe, well what do you guys think we should do, should we go back?
I feel like the strat of going for Quelag right off the start is good and potentially
He has a humanity?
Oh, I see.
The thing is we can't really find humanity.
We do get some guaranteed...
Oh my God.
I'm killing bosses.
of
I hate going through this swamp.
Oh jeez, not the blowpipe.
of
the
Alright, what's it gonna be? Please don't be fucking DLC boss.
Yeah, oh, yeah.
He isn't bad.
Oh, he's gonna kill me in one hit.
I really don't want to do that right now.
I mean, I can fight, like I know how to fight Artorias, but...
I mean, maybe we could have done it.
I'm pretty sure we would be dea- like, the thing is, our wa-
We're gonna have to hit the guy like 200 times and our weapon deals damage to us.
And I'm also fucking mid-roll.
of
come on down gentlemen
Come on, buddy.
I think I should just go through the valley of drakes I don't know if I should go this
this way.
I think it's not that bad.
of
death
of
death
Sure. Oh Jesus Christ.
of
of
of
of
of
Okay, the bleed on the stack is actually like not bad.
Oh, what the fuck is that?
red phantom, two red phantoms? Oh, God.
Alright, what you got?
Another soul of a hero, another good soul, another soul.
I mean green time I could still be good right because we could
Well, can't you make weapons...
Can't you make weapons magic at record?
ring. Yeah, they have to be plus five. Probably not. I don't know dude, this area sucks man.
of
Oh, there's a few items we can grab here.
Oh, the Drake Sword.
five
five
five
five
five
All right
Yeah, actually we should level up we have a lot of souls we could pop
No.
Yeah, I don't know, this run is kind of cursed because like we're gonna need to find a weapon
that we can comfortably kill Artorias with.
I don't really think the Drake Sword would be good enough for Artorias.
I mean it could kill him if it's going to take forever.
Oh no.
Fucking pants.
Hmm, gold pine.
This will do 34 damage to our Tarius. Yeah.
Not gonna do much.
all the witches ring in shadow leggings
I'm gonna buy the pants.
I don't want these fucking small pants.
I mean I can revert the chaos blade but it doesn't automatically equip it if I do.
It doesn't matter if I...
It does not matter if I revert it.
The weapon's not going to get equipped anyways.
I think we can just get him to fall over here.
Oh, never mind.
Oh, oh, this is even better. Great.
Well, fuck me, dude! God damn it, man!
Oh, this is my life now.
Okay.
No dude.
This is horrible.
The fucking spamming that's hack man.
of
of
Oh
Six homework bones though
the
least we have a door on her back, yeah, that we can use.
Hmm...
Any cheeky monkey?
Thank you for the 72 months.
Thank you very much, man.
You should be able to uh... to loot the item up here I think.
Yo trance, thank you for the 67 months.
Excited for RE9?
Yeah, we're like twins, truly.
Mixed feelings.
Oh god.
Well, fuck dude. It's fucking over.
It's fucking over.
We're like, barely above.
I
of
the
of
Conplets? Do you save me?
Oh!
We're saved!
of
Uh, Vinheim sold a pair of pants.
The Shadow Leggings, which if I didn't pick, if I didn't buy the Shadow Leggings from him,
then I definitely would have been, I still would be fat right now.
I'm going to collapse the bridge, okay.
strong hollow
and i'm not talking with this guy
First enemy in the game, hey those enemies kill no hit rounds, alright?
Oh
Oh
Come here
you fucking come here man no no no
Oh, damn!
It's pretty worth it.
I got a firekeeper soul out of that, man.
Come on, give me your ass.
Beautiful!
Ha.
Uh, Larks and I played Re-Animal yesterday.
All right, what you got, Andre?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, what was that?
Oh!
Oh, they're kind of expensive, though.
Ah, 500 apiece.
Large tits though for three... oh never mind.
Oh, unlimited twinklies for a hundred?
Damn.
of
of
of
of
of
We're still in really bad shape right now, and we haven't killed any bosses, so that's
great.
Uh, I'm gonna go get some more water.
I'll be right back.
All right, I'm back.
I'm back.
Oh, Jesus.
God this is horrible holy shit bro where the fuck do I go man
Yeah, this weapon is really good, that's true, but I'm not going to get enough strength
to use it without losing it.
Yeah, I guess.
This weapon is insanely strong, actually.
Like, I would love to use this halberd, but unfortunately, I think we found it too early.
Yeah, we need to loot, but there's not, like, I don't even know where to loot.
The cargo is tough, bro.
I can barely fucking swing this weapon.
The cargo is probably just going to beat my ass.
and
that I am right there is going to solve all of our problems
and
I never mind fucking porous
No, bad
Uhhhh
of
I feel like this run just needs to be put out of it's fucking misery, oh jeez.
Come on everybody.
did we go to the undead merchant arm this round?
to another firecupersole?
I feel like we're just delaying the inevitable right now.
Let me through
Honestly good fucking riddance
Oh fuck
We just got such bad RNG there because I mean it was Artorias in place of Quelag.
So like I have to kill Artorias if I want to go to Sen's Fortress.
I mean, technically you can do send, skate, skip if you get if you get an enemy that you can actually parry.
But, uh, God, dude, those enemies, too.
That's the first time I've seen that giant cat.
I feel like I don't I don't see the lightning drakes or the I that's the first time I've seen that big cat.
That was so like, I couldn't even I couldn't even get back to Firelink Shrine.
I just, I can't use my weapon.
The Johncat didn't work on Ella's rando, yeah, I mean that's, again, that's part of
the reason why this rando is probably, probably a bit harder than the other one just because
a lot of different enemies and things are actually functional.
This rando, the other rando is just so buggy.
And I feel like starting with a carousel, getting a character that starts with a really
good weapon is more valuable than I thought.
But I mean you can always find a good weapon too, it's just R and G.
I mean, the bandit has the safest, which is my favorite.
This armor's kinda heavy though.
Halbert.
A good weapon is good.
Well it's... it's just nice because it allows you to actually make progress.
Like killing Quelag and Gargoyles is really important so you can get access to different...
like, later areas.
Mayanna's speedrun reanimals?
Uh, probably not.
I don't know.
Apparently some people have already been finding some like skips and stuff and they've been
the game.
Oh, Ply Ply, thank you for the three months.
The Witch of Izalith and the Daughters of Chaos.
Gwyn, the Lord of Sunlight.
To start at this run is just so difficult.
Once you get enough level ups to actually use the majority of weapons you find,
I feel like the run becomes much better.
I have unleashed my husband death and death
and faith the scaleless betraying death and the dragons like they were
Alright
Sorry I was just
Taking a short break
If you were watching that, bro, we've watched the intro like five times today.
Earthquake!
We're gonna have to punch this gargoyle to death.
and he make, oh he can actually fit through.
It's kind of a rough first fight actually.
Oh, come on.
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
Oh, goodbye, Asesis.
I like I really care.
The head up weapon kinda sucked ass.
Another firecupers soul.
Is duping allowed?
Uh, no.
Also, I'm pretty sure we got a sole farm here, chat.
Oh, shit.
I think every time I rest here or something, oh, look.
Wait, it didn't fall this time.
infinite money glitched this this fucking
I think Squid Enemy just like chases me guaranteed every time.
Alright, we're making Fall one more time.
Now, let me share my medical-
of
Oh, here we go again.
The fatening begins.
to roll.
Star. It's not great.
And this should have.
Let's just go down.
Could be worse.
Hmm. Yeah, I don't know.
Morningstar is really not.
Not great.
But.
It's OK.
At least I can use it.
Ah, the short bow.
I think we just go to Andre.
I mean, Andre can have a lot of really good equipment and just items, so...
You can get a little bit more endurance.
I mean, we're actually not that bad, mainly because of the short bow.
Come here, Skelly.
Dude.
Dude.
Oh, damn, he had a lords soul!
Shit.
That's good.
Ooh, Mask of the Father.
We've got our feet.
That's all we need.
Oh, goodness.
Oh god damn.
Coming through.
Alright, Andre, please!
If something good for me, I beg of thee.
It's got green blossoms.
That's good. Unlimited large shards.
Hmm.
Got some light, a few lightweight items.
It's got lightweight gloves, legs, and hat.
It's actually pretty good.
Hi arrows, yeah we could buy some arrows.
I don't believe in you.
Oh, I don't know, I don't really know what I should do, he doesn't really have any
good weapons
of
of
of
of
down to Blight Town.
Well, let's see.
Maybe this item up here is really good.
of
of
I don't even know... I don't even... like, endurance is good, but I don't know if getting...
I feel like maybe I'm leveling up Endurance too much.
It's just if you end up... if you...
you kinda have... you have to level up Endurance though, because if you end up...
overloaded...
you're fucked.
Well, weight is an issue, but so is not being able to use the fucking weapon that you can't.
I feel like New Londo is just really scary to loot.
I mean, we could try. We don't normally go to New Londo.
Yeah, I broke this though, right? Pretty sure we did this.
Oh, actually, no, we didn't.
Oh, I didn't move these two.
I don't know, whatever, we're only 20 minutes in.
Let's just see what this is like.
dragonbub might just fall to his death.
Oh my god, I... Jesus.
Oh, not the fucking DLC in a minute.
I need to kill the fucking tree dude.
Okay.
Can you jump through this window?
of
Time to go off the ledge.
in which pot.
Hey there, you talking about all the way back there? Cause I already...
for...
I don't see no fucking pot.
Oh.
Oh! Hey, nice.
Oh man.
I guess this is my life now.
Well, this thing fucking moved.
This is so fucking shit, dude.
Oh my god.
Maybe we just abandon this area.
Ugh.
and I upgrade the bow I mean I only have one tight night's shard
of
of
Oh, so many skeletons.
Alright, come on, baby.
Give me something good.
Oh, my God!
Ask and you shall receive okay hold on. I don't want to fight y'all
Okay, well, can buy the lighter armor now.
I think our shield is still too heavy though.
I mean, this is 12.
Yeah, I mean, it would be close.
But I don't think we would have enough to do light roll.
I think let's, I think we have to just go see.
We have to go see what boss Quelag is.
Wait, we didn't check Quelag on this run, right?
It was just the last run.
Oh, a silent demon!
Nice.
That's really good.
Oh, and we got a leather armor now.
Back to mid-roll.
Are you guys are looking better?
I think we go see if we can kill Ceaseless for another 20,000 souls
the
The e-girls.
Oh wait, I think he actually has skeletons with him. Fuck, he does.
Yeah, I don't think we can do Nido.
If the skeletons weren't here, we probably could, but I think the skeletons are gonna
fucking destroy me.
Or like if the skeletons weren't here, we could 100% do it.
Skeletons might fall off.
I mean, no.
know. I don't really think so. Loot and dip. I mean, if I, but if I loot the item there,
I might lose the hammer. We need, we need to make more pro. I'm just going to teleport.
I'm going to teleport there. We need to make more progress with this weapon before we
Potentially get rid of it
of
the
of
the
Wait a sec, we didn't activate... wait, did we do Parachelot?
All the runs just fucking are like mixed together in my brain.
I don't even know.
Do we even have this activated?
I think we do, right?
I
Okay, I don't know man. I that was greedy of me that was greedy. I just I really didn't think I would fucking die
I I
I just didn't think I would fucking die that fast.
It's not like I went for even more than one hit, but I actually healed, I guess.
Oh, man.
I don't know that I thought that was a throw I mean I
I just I overestimated I guess I just I figured because they were all stuck on each other that
I wouldn't be like the enemies in the back wouldn't be able to hit me but then that fucking
big skeleton like did his overhead move.
Oh, hey, pork bun. Thank you for the four months.
Oh, damn it, man.
Oh, fuck.
and
Thank you, man.
The return of the blacksmith hammerchats.
Let's see, is there any other good weapons?
This is such a weird helmet.
I'm to throw yeah, I don't know man. I'm actually kind of sad about that last run. I mean
We weren't that far into the run. It's just I
Don't know. I just I just
It's got overconfident, I guess.
I just really didn't think I was going to die there.
Also it's the gargoyles again which kind of sucks.
Okay you know what, we're gonna do the gig of brain strap chat.
We're gonna leave the hammer, we're gonna kill gargoyles with the rapier and then we'll
come back for the hammer later when we're ready.
The Skargold's fight is gonna suck though.
I'm just going to go.
I don't want to kill them for some extra souls.
I don't want to kill them for some extra souls.
I don't want to kill them for some extra souls.
I don't want to kill them for some extra souls, but not worth it.
Man, they're going to get some serious defense with that.
This is much better than the Seistus.
I have fours, baby.
Why is there a fucking ghost over there?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, this is ass.
Okay, saved.
Um, you can damage the ghost.
The randomizer makes it so you can damage the ghost.
You need the transient curse. I don't know man.
It's not really fun to have an enemy that constantly chases you.
I mean you don't know when you're going to get a transient curse at all in the rando.
Like one of the worst things is an enemy that just chases you forever
forever that you can't really do anything about it's like in Resident Evil 4
remake the randomizer has you can have Mendez appear but you can't fucking
kill him so he just chases you forever and it's really fucking inappropriate.
Well the thing is if I wasn't doing auto equip then it would just be really
easy I mean you just get a really like so many of these runs if I wasn't doing
auto equip I would just have it like and I could just upgrade the blacksmith
giant hammer to plus five and then a 3g I mean you could obviously still die but
I mean, the auto-equip is a pain in the ass and it makes this way way harder, but I
I also, I mean it's, I would rather struggle than have it be too easy.
Yeah, I mean it's kind of fucking painful.
OK, that's good.
the very large ember.
Alright, let's go...
I mean, should we grab...
I think we go to André through the valley as usual.
Put Andrei through the valley and then we can come back to Firelink and then probably get
the hammer.
I'm thinking.
I'm thinking that's the play.
Yeah, that's true Covenant of Souls is potentially good.
Oh.
Albion?
only I had some gold pine resin that'd be nice
20 bosses is max well I think there's 20 how many bosses is there in this game chat
21
I think
I think we can just make this guy fall off
So Dara
It's been we had one good run going today, and then I kind of threw it
Goodbye
Great axe you to the seal
What's up, Saladin?
Yeah, I mean, well, this round-dose is really hard because of auto-equip.
Like, auto-equip is what makes this so difficult.
Not to say that it isn't fair. Like, it's definitely challenging without auto-equip,
but once you find a good weapon, I think we have two...
Yeah, we have two Ring of Sacrifices on.
Holy shit.
Should be good to loot this.
Kind of want to grab the item up the ladder. It's just annoying because like coming down the ladder.
I'm pretty sure that Vagrant can just kill me.
Yeah, everything in this game is super heavy, and honestly, you're gonna find a lot of weapons.
You're gonna find a lot of weapons that you don't have the stats to use.
The start of this run is just the hardest part about it.
of
the
Not a crystal lizard.
Hey, extra health.
Time to die.
and
Yeah, it's the threshold for, I guess we'll knock this guy off the ledge too.
I think we're gonna have to kick him.
Luckily the kick is so good against these small enemies.
Yeah.
Dude, the rings with auto-equip can fuck you over so badly too because you can end up
picking up the dust crown ring and then you're gonna be at half health and you
can also find the calamity ring which makes you take double damage it's like
it's fucked
we haven't actually found the calamity ring yet
I think he sells unlimited large shards.
He's got some lightweight stuff.
Rogue mask skirt.
It's all fairly lightweight.
Oh my god, he's got a Havel's ring?
Damn.
I think we're going to go back to Asylum now and go get the Blacksmith Great Hammer, Giant
hammer. Okay. It's pretty chill. It doesn't seem too bad.
I'm just hoping the enemies here aren't going to be too bad.
I'm going to go rest at this bonfire.
Probably unnecessary, but I figured it might be good to have tennis just in case.
Well, the auto-quip is another mod that somebody else made.
It's like separate to the rando.
These enemies aren't that bad, actually.
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death
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Bro, what the fuck?
Fuck!
Oh my god.
Go
That's fun
Gosh
all right I fucking hate this
I should not have picked that up.
All right, I'm getting- I'm leaving. I'm leaving, man.
I think we just—all right, it's like we're—
repeating last run let's uh let's go down to quailag
yeah you take more fall damage depending on your quick load
Repeat the same mistakes.
Ah, damn.
Brought my bust.
Manus didn't show up yet.
Yeah, there's like quite a few different...
I don't think we've seen Manus. I'm not sure if we ever saw Sanctuary Guardian.
Well, did we see Sanctuary Guardian as a boss though?
I don't think so.
Uh, I think we saw Cal made one.
I think it was in place of Quelag, potentially.
Dark Souls 1 or Dark Souls 3 mod that adds to Elden Ring DLC, boss?
Elden Ring bosses would not really work for Dark Souls 1.
They're like so fucking slow in this game.
I like it.
Oh god, not Priscilla again dude, fuck.
She's gonna one shot me.
She's 100% gonna one shot me.
Fuck man.
I don't know, man. I don't want to fucking throw, dude. I don't want to lose another goddamn run.
Like, she can literally one-shot me if she procs, bleed and hits me at the same time.
You just die in one hit.
She does so much fucking damage.
I think we have to go kill Gargoyles.
We need more HP.
I think we should kill, I think we try to kill gargoyles and then we go, maybe we go check
What the undead merchant has?
Is that a fucking bone wheel?
another guy's stuck oh my god I almost just fucking died
same weapons
Oh, okay.
That's fucking walking.
That's fucking walking.
Oh!
He healed!
Are you kidding me?
Okay, dude.
Oh, yeah, dude.
How is that a miss?
Bro, what the fuck, what the hell dude?
giga giga mega shroom
oh he is so tanky all right it's fine
everything's dead it's fine
Please don't hit me on the fucking ladder.
I swear.
Okay.
He's can't kill me here, right
I'm gonna have to do Priscilla one at some point. Yeah, but I would like to do Priscilla when I don't die in one hit
like and I'm not exaggerating like she actually can one-shot you bro is that
man us. I'm fucked, guys.
Nibble is so ass
61 damage
Yeah, I mean dude this is gonna take forever
I don't even know what we can do though. I mean, I guess we can go to the Undead Merchant.
I mean, we can kill Crisilla. We're gonna have to kill Manus at some point.
I don't know. This is kind of brutal.
Yeah, I mean, we can kill Taurus. We don't really get anything from killing Taurus, though.
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Can dog dude
Bro stop fucking moving
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this dog
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if these dogs are so
if
Second
They're picking up items to get souls. Yeah, but I
Fuck
I'm dead.
I don't know why I even did that.
Ugh.
Ugh.
I didn't want to kill the egg guys.
I should have killed them now.
I'm just...
I don't...
I don't know what I was thinking
I didn't give up bro. I was I was literally stuck. I couldn't fucking move I
Was stuck on like a tiny little ledge that was behind me
those those enemies those egg enemies are super fucking dangerous I like I'm not
even being sarcastic or exaggerating at all when you kill those egg enemies
those five there's five of the like larvae whatever that pop out of it the
small enemies and those guys will instantly kill you.
The worms are so fucking OP.
If they all start spamming jump attack on you, you can't get away.
You just die.
Like you actually just instantly die.
So I don't know.
I should have killed them and just taken my time.
I was just dreading trying to kill those worms.
If I had any firebombs,
like firebombs are so good against the worms.
Like one firebomb will just kill all all of them.
I mean, soul duping would just defeat the challenge of the run.
Dooping is really, really OP.
Yeah, thief, you probably can't even freakin' move, well actually I don't think you'd be
that heavy. You want that big of a weapon.
Glass cannon builds? I mean, if you're doing permadeath, why would you run a build where
you, like, are you, are you saying you should just not level up your health? You're just
I'm taking a one shot.
There's just too many dangerous enemies in this game to not level up your health.
All it takes is like one enemy sniping you with a ranged attack and you might just die in one hit.
and we had a solid run going earlier today I can't believe that fucking bone
one wheel. That's okay though. Holy shit dude.
I think I should try to just be a bit more patient, it's tough when you're like resetting
all the time. You just want to go fast.
I do think if you could just use weapons, regardless, like if there were no staff requirements
for weapons, I feel like that would strike a good balance.
One of the most annoying parts about the randos is not being able to actually use the weapons.
If you don't have the stats to use a weapon in this game, it is like literally useless.
to the land of the ancient lords.
Lordre.
I mean, the thing is, so many weapons are kinda shit anyways, like...
I mean, it would make it easier for sure in some regards.
I mean that's good I mean we could try to do something different this run instead of going
through the valley we could just try to like fight our way through up to Taurus it's just
Oh god damn it.
Oh shit he has a lightning spear.
That's pretty good.
I think we wait.
I think, I think we, I mean, I'm tired of fucking just looting all this shit at the start, but
we should probably try to get some souls and some items before we
grab the weapon because once I buy that weapon I have to just go fight stuff. Can't really loot
do anything anymore.
I
a good weapon and ducked out of two bosses. Well, I ducked out of Priscilla because she's
most likely going to one shot me. And I ducked out of Manus because I didn't want to fight
the boss for 30 minutes with only Forestis.
Honestly, I kind of wish that the starting items were randomized, because if they were,
then you wouldn't be able to just go to the valley of drakes right at the beginning, but
at the same time, I mean it definitely makes things easier, it's just, I think the valley
of drakes is just always the path of like, least resistance, it's just, it's just
It's very easy to, uh...
Like, it's just clearly the... it's the best choice to go...
To go to the Valley of Drakes, like, every time.
But I guess if you didn't have the Master Key, you would pretty much just have to go to Taurus, I guess.
Or you would need to do New Londo.
Well you couldn't even get to Blight Town or I guess you're saying you would have
to use the Blight Town key. We don't start with it every time. I mean it would
be cool instead of the Master key. You got like a key, a key item, like a random
key item instead. Anyways, it's not... it's not that big of a deal. Yo, Hacks, hey, thank
Thank you for the 10 gifted man.
be very gated by Taurus, yeah. Sure.
What's stopping us from sending Butterfly or Sif?
Uh, I mean we can go straight to Sif. Maybe we should just go straight to Sif instead
instead of going to quailag.
Oh god, the giant rat.
Hey, Jobinz, Jobinz, thank you for the part I'm sitting on.
I'm going to try to make them fall off, oh god.
Holy souls, dude.
Well, this is good.
Yeah, that's true miss Merwin. Oh gosh.
I was trying.
I wonder if you can kick those guys.
That's actually the first time I've ever gotten trapped in there.
I'll be honest, I thought most of my deaths are just assuming things are going to go
my way or rather that I just kind of I thought that he would just keep casting
I really didn't think he would trap me in there
the staff does damage yeah I mean I you can't even two hand your left hand in
this game so your left hand is basically useless unless you're casting
spells
I mean, I could have just homework boned or dark signed there, I guess.
I do wonder if I could have kicked that guy, like maybe I could have kicked him away.
My weapon didn't even stagger him, though.
I mean, the thing is, like, what should I have done there?
Just not looted the item, I guess?
It's just, you know, if I don't loot the item, then I'm just gonna have to come back later.
Quit out? Yeah, I mean, I don't really want to just quit out cheese, everything, though.
Kill him? Okay, what was I supposed to kill him with?
I didn't even have a fucking usable weapon.
I mean, I've gone in that cave like 30 different times and I've never been killed by the enemy there.
I've never been trapped.
I guess it was bound to happen at some point, but...
I could have fought him. I don't have a fucking usable weapon though.
No, what the, what, what, like, I can't, I can't, I, you just, you literally can't do anything,
but that's why I'm saying if, you know, it'd be nice in this randomizer if you could remove
the, like, stat requirements from weapons, but at the same time, I mean, it would
make it, I don't know, I guess you could argue too easy but, so I'm lucky I guess.
It definitely wouldn't make it trivial. This thing is it doesn't, it doesn't, there's
some weapons that would be very like strong to get without stat requirements. I imagine but a lot
of weapons kind of suck in the first place.
So you really can't, you just can't do anything like you just have to loot and run if you
don't have a usable weapon.
That's really just all you can do or you can, if you can kick the enemy off like
like a ledge that works well.
Started to have a armor.
The challenge is the point.
Yeah, I know it's just like I die there and I feel,
a bunch of people in chat are like,
oh, you should have done this, you should have done that,
but I don't know.
I was just unlucky.
You ask? That's not what I'm talking about. I'm saying like when I died people are calling
me like greedy and but it's like I don't there's no other better option in that situation unless
I could have kicked him off the ledge, but I don't know if I could have or maybe maybe
I could have baited his attack out before I went in there I don't really know
The Rando is 100% at its hardest.
This run is very, very reset heavy early game.
Once you actually get a run going and you start getting upgrade materials and you start
getting the stats to use all the different weapons that you find, it becomes much better.
I probably shouldn't have picked up the dagger yeah we had a run-going earlier
today you're like you're like three hours in and we made it to Anor Londo
and then a bone wheel
obliterated me yeah we have like a good run going earlier
And this with the dagger is not fun.
This is actually such a rough early game fight, genuinely.
Oh my god dude, oh that's going to hit me too.
Okay.
We're fine.
I'm trapped in that up there.
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the
No, we've just been getting a lot of gargoyles today for some reason.
We didn't even see Gargoyles a single time the other day.
You a hidden body.
Alright, I'm not talking with that DLC enemy, she's gonna one-shot me.
My loud quip spells. Uh, yeah, I mean you can use spells. It's just
You need a catalyst to actually cast spells
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sub-cow
I don't know why are you asking me that.
Does foggate rando work with the item rando as well?
I don't know why you're asking me. I'm just asking in general, not asking you directly.
I even...
Okay.
Well, the clanking begins.
Time to clank.
time to clink
on the fucking tight night demon dude
Oh.
He'll jump off. I don't think he jumped. Did he jump off the last time? No, he didn't. He got, like, stuck.
I did it.
Oh my god.
If you hit me with that lightning, I was gonna fucking freak out.
I don't think I'm going to get trapped here this time.
Why risk it? Because I don't want to fucking come back.
I guess I'm gonna have to come back regardless though.
That bone wheel is gonna
destroy me if I try to go up the ladder
another egg guy
How much damage does this thing do?
84.
here we go again chat say goodbye to mr. basilisk
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and
That's it.
Oh yeah, I forgot to pick up the bow.
the bow loot
break sword
i mean break sword is okay
i guess
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I'm not really sure what we should do now, guys.
I guess we should come down and grab these two items, normally.
This looks not good.
Yeah.
I guess we go to...
We need a usable weapon.
I mean, we had one, I guess.
There's the Drake Sword there.
Enjoy the sound of that armor?
Well...
Sorry, buddy.
Bad news.
There's something scary about Darkroot that I don't explore there.
There's a lot of enemies.
Well, actually, no, I guess we could explore the area before Butterfly, but maybe we should
do that instead.
I don't mind switching. I mean, I'd like to switch up what I'm doing anyways.
Go directly to Ash Lake. Oh, Guardian Soul.
Check the Blacksmith Ender in Nuwondo. I can't really check that guy.
I could have done really bad actions.
the
There's not really a fun area to loot though.
There's so many enemies down here.
Also wait am I human?
No.
I wonder where what is like the most loot dense area.
like what section of the game has the most item pickups.
I don't know if I should go for this item guys.
Hopefully that one is... oh god.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love not being able to use a weapon. Like I just, I can't do anything
against enemies, I'm just useless.
Well, there is no scaling.
well yeah I mean this challenge isn't meant to be like it's meant to be
bullshit it's just it yeah feels really bad sometimes when you run around and
loot for like 20 minutes and you just can't find a single usable weapon
man I'll have to quit reload I mean I could have I could have saved quit there
yeah I just I don't know save quitting just gets you out of like a million
different situations. I don't really want to abuse save quit.
Focus more on stats. I mean the stats wouldn't have mattered though.
Like, I needed 24 strength to use this axe.
I got a Guardian Tail which is fucking useless.
I got a Sniper Crossbow which I can't use.
And I found a Great Sword.
I still would have needed like 19 strength to use.
I mean, maybe we should consider looting, uh, I don't know, the area before Butterfly,
Maybe that's a good spot to go.
We could try to like loot stuff there instead maybe.
I don't think Lobos ever did the specific rule set that we're doing in this anyways.
The way to Taurus has lots of loot. It also has like 40 enemies.
Yeah, I mean, if you have a usable weapon, then you can definitely clear the way to Taurus.
But if you don't have a good weapon, you don't really want to go that way.
I don't think you need to get the perfect seed, but yeah.
if you get really unlucky and you just can't find a good like a usable weapon
like a decent usable weapon early on
it's just so it's so brutal
because i mean
some people in chat were saying oh the club like the club is good but
if you're trying to fight a dlc enemy or like a
black knight with the fucking plus zero club you're gonna be doing
me doing like 10 damage to them. Yeah I mean we're just, you're just gonna lose runs to
this. It's a bad RNG. I think I think I'm done for the night chat but yeah next time
we try the rando will definitely I guess we can try looting the moonlight butterfly area maybe
try to kill sif right away because I think sif gives 40 000 souls so maybe we should just
if we have a good weapon we should go straight to sif like climb up the hydro ladder and kill sif
and maybe loot some of the items in that area instead
I'm just I'm a little burned out today. We've when you're like constantly resetting in the
first 10 or 15 minutes in this in this run, it's kind of a pain in the ass. It feels pretty
bad. Just say it's you just starts feeling quite repetitive. Once you actually get
like a run going though it's starts to feel a lot better
all right anyways thank you uh thank you for watching guys
this has been fun getting been passed to anor lando
Yeah, I mean, I think we definitely would have made it out of Anor Londo if we didn't
die of that bone wheel earlier today, but that was unfortunate.
The thing is, Chapp, if you're doing no scaling, the start of the run is the hardest
part.
Like once you actually get deep into the run, it's gonna become a lot easier because once
you find the Lord Vessel, you can start warping around.
Once you get high level, you can use all the weapons that you find.
The further into the run you get, the more merchants you're gonna find, the more upgrade
materials you're gonna find.
just the run is really, really challenging at the beginning.
Yeah we'll uh, we'll get Hobba Raid. He's uh, he's doing the same challenge.
Uh, just don't know how to hobchat.
Yeah, thank you for watching everybody.
We will um, maybe we'll try a bit more random tomorrow.
I do want to start uh, Resident Evil game soon.
I might do a bit more Rando tomorrow.
Yeah, thanks for watching everybody.
Hope you all enjoyed the stream.
I'm trying my best here.
The RNG can be a little...
It is quite RNG getting out of the early game in this Rando.
If you get really unlucky it's fucking miserable, you're just fat, you can't, you have no weapons
you can use, you're just running around fucking looting everything and you're just finding
garbage.
Ah, that's brutal.
But it makes it exciting when you do get good RNG and things like actually work out
So, tomorrow, we'll get to Anor Londo again, surely.
All right, good night, everybody.