Thank you.
you
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
That's a bit of an early morning for me today.
you
to get huge progress today, chat.
We are nowhere.
Why didn't I stream because I was taking a day off.
I haven't played Dark and Darker in like a, I don't know, it's been a while.
I wouldn't play Resident Evil 9 Offstream, to be honest.
I mean, if I wanted to be a scumbag
and get a head start on the speed run,
playing the game ahead of time would probably be good,
but, well, no, I don't.
I do not plan on that.
Even if I did have an early copy of iron nine, I would not play it.
Play some monster in our wild sometimes. Hmm, I don't know. Probably gonna wait on
that one still. If they release like a DLC for Wilds, I'll probably go back to it, because
then there will be like an insane amount of content. I haven't really had any desire to
go back to Monsignor Wilds though. I don't know, Monsignor Wilds wasn't really as good,
in my opinion, as World. I mean, it was still fun. It wasn't like a bad game, but I'm sure,
I'm sure like part of my issue with the with Monster and Wilds was that I felt it was a
little too easy. And I'm sure the new monsters and Monster and Wilds are probably a fair
bit more difficult.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
As you're like monsters got bullied so hard and wilds, because when you, when you do the
wound mechanic or whatever it was called, you would just, like, you'd just like, stun
unlock the shutout of the boss I'm sure some of the new monsters are much more
difficult they equally bullied in world if you're not a play yeah but I feel like
doing that in world is significantly harder
Like the wound mechanic is just, it's like so easy, you just, you just like spam it over
and over again.
Some weapons in Monster Hunter have like a harder time activating wounds, but getting
fiber in your building and drilling from 8am to 5pm nonstop for two days, that sounds fun.
I don't know what class to go for, I'm just saying.
Guess I'll just do...
I'm just stalling.
All right, here we go.
You know, chat, when I started streaming, until I started streaming, I don't know if
just because I've streamed for so long but like when I used to stream back when I started I I would
just start my stream like with the game basically I would start my stream and I'd fucking already be
playing basically
why so early which one on business
It's okay.
I didn't actually, I wasn't even paying attention to what the boss is.
That's fine.
of
death
of
death
What happened to the Bloodborne Rando?
It's flushed for now.
Ah, I don't know.
I mean, I don't know if I'm necessarily gonna burn out on RE games.
Honestly, chat, the main thing is like, when I did my New Year's marathon just a month
ago, I did a lot of the Resident Evil games, so it's like, I guess I haven't been as inclined
to do it.
Since we did a bunch of them in that marathon.
I mean, I'm definitely still gonna play some RE games.
I don't know if I'm gonna do like all of them necessarily.
Before RE 9 though.
We'll see.
I'm having fun with this challenge.
I don't really expect, I mean, I don't necessarily expect to finish this challenge before RE
9.
do that would be great. But I definitely want to play. I want to play a few different Resident
games before I know for sure.
Me hit me here.
The re 100% yeah, I'm not gonna lie that look kind of ass
It's a fun stream game it is
Are you talking about RE6?
Okay, maybe not.
of
I just woke up early today.
Oh, hello.
the Lord saw
that's good
I've got Lord Bustle then instantly died, yeah.
Whenever you get Lord Bustle, it's the stress, the stress levels get pretty high, cause it's
like oh man, you like getting the Lord Bustle early is so lucky cause there's just so many
items total.
At the very least though, the Lord Bustle is guaranteed to be before the Golden Foggates,
obviously.
That's good.
Wow, fucking wrecked.
I kind of wish I cut his tail, but that's okay.
Oh god.
I'm fucking Giga.
and
That's good. That is not good.
That guy almost rolled down.
Those enemies actually have fall protection.
The enemy that's next to that item in the cave, you can't actually knock them off the
ledge for some reason.
Thank you for the Parm Sub-German.
Well, best West Shield.
time to go down the cliff
have I seen his lord bustle death? no
do you have a cliff?
of
the
Alright. 48 deaths you suck. Alright. I'd like to see you do better, buddy.
This rando... this rando is honestly a test of patience and also RNG.
There's some situations in this rando that are actually so fucking bullshit.
You can get some bosses and some arenas that are just so fucked.
Hold on, let's see Hobb die.
die. Oh god, the channeler is buffing. Please tell me he's not going to fall in the water
Oh shit
of
I mean, I don't- Hobb has to- I don't think Hobb's gonna stick to this challenge.
I mean, once RE9 comes out, I'm done with this as well for the time being.
I can always come back to it later.
think it'll take more than nine days
i mean
probably
but the thing is due to it took a lot of how long did it take a lot of this and
he was playing on like a fucking broken ass rando
that was like
probable i feel like the the rando i mean that i'm not
it's not a competition or anything it's just
i think this rando is a lot harder because
All the AI is actually like functioning.
I mean, we need to find, I'm like, I really don't know what the best thing I, I, I think
I think that rushing merchants is like the best strat in this rando.
It might not actually be a bad idea to go straight to the undead merchant right at the beginning of the run and just yolo it when you're like 2 or 3 minutes in.
Because if you go fast, I feel like you can make a pass most enemies there. Also I should have picked up that item.
hold on I want to go pick up that item didn't really want to ride that
that are twice, but. Hello, Lord Jim.
One homework bone.
Alright.
There are waves so every weapon is plus 5 or plus 10.
Not really, no.
Honestly, I think if you upgraded a weapon and it kept the weapon level like in the Elden
rendering rando. I feel like that would be kind of nice. I mean it would definitely make
things a lot easier but this run is fun but it's also a little tedious in some regards
but you know I think that's just like the speedrunner in me that just has a hard time
mix up like when somebody's in these sections just take so long to get through
that was close at all
Come on down, everybody.
Come on, the club.
Rest of Artorias.
Well, that's a good weapon.
It's just, I weigh a thousand pounds.
i guess we can just kill our way to the undead merchant
Oh, that's nice.
of
all that was sketchy
Go go go go go.
Wait a second.
Alright.
No boulders.
I'll trade for sails. Everything's for sale.
Let's see, a gargoyle shield. Does he have any light armor?
Some light gloves, I might buy that. Orange Charging.
Time to keep cocky.
I don't really want to run back.
I wonder if the Orange Tread Ring is on a merchant, does that mean that's the only place
in the game to get it?
Is it that merchants died you just be like fuck
Oh man, I'm so fat though.
Did Andre have any good clothes?
I wasn't paying attention.
Gloves, why is everybody selling gloves?
I'm not sure if I can get this one.
Is there any other merchant I can check?
Yeah, we talked to the guy in New Londo.
I think I'm going to do the jump here.
i really don't like this time i think
he's gonna uh...
oh that was convenient
wait is he down there now?
We even get out of there.
Don't we have the key to the depths on this room?
Dude.
I don't know, I feel like that area is...
Oh!
Alright.
Oh god.
Oh fuck.
Oh, Titanite Shards. There they are. Keep firebombs as well.
I'm not sure why I'm even calling this guy.
I sold the thing now, I mean, that would kind of defeat the challenge.
Well, I mean, that's not bad.
Still really heavy, though.
Still bad as shit.
Maybe we should go try to kill Gargoyles. 30 minutes in and I haven't thought of fucking any bosses.
of
the
Hello, Mr. Calvary.
And this guy does too much...
Oh my god.
A fucking dragon butt up there?
are you going to be kidding me?
That was kind of scary.
I'm going to get out of here.
You just can't dude I'm fucking perma-stunned. I literally can't fucking move
Why does that guy jumping it?
You've got to be kidding me
You can't fucking make this shit up
Not dude, that's fucking absurd
I wonder if maybe if I toggled, I could have gotten out of that. I don't know, man. I disrespected
the vagrant. I mean, yeah, kind of. That's true. I mean, I just, like, I know the vagrant
is dangerous. I just didn't think that combination of enemies would have any chance to fucking
kill me. But then the weird fucking red enemy jumps up in the air, hits me, which for some
reason, if an enemy falls on you in this game, it staggers you for like three fucking seconds
straight.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Well, whatever.
Welcome home, Washington one.
Fucking ass, dude.
I mean, I knew that the red frog could jump, but what I did not know...
Is that it would you could fucking
bagger you with it?
I
Do think though I need to use toggles more like in that situation maybe if I had toggled I could have gotten out of it
It's always worth trying
The rat staggered? Yeah. Well, what's crazy is that you could have the most poison in
the fucking world, but if an enemy falls on you, it's gonna stagger you for three seconds,
no matter what. That's actually how I've died multiple times in this rando, is the fucking
enemy just falling on me. And then I get stomached for fucking ages. I do think sometimes
I don't play cautious enough though. It's just, I just get impatient man. It's like
the speedrunner in me, I guess.
Great.
Hey, we can clean them at least.
The toxic toned down a bit, there's multiple different types of toxic in this game.
the barbs transport. What the fuck.
of
oh my god that's insanely good
Who divine blessings?
I'm outlooting the graveyard.
I don't know, man.
I mean, the thing is we...
No.
No, I don't think I'm gonna loot the graveyard.
Honestly, there is like one or two items that you could pick up in the graveyard, though,
like, fairly easily.
of
and
Well, we got a demon spear.
That's actually good.
is returning.
Lots of frog lands on you, yeah.
It could be a problem.
No, I haven't seen four kings yet.
I assume it works in the rando, but I don't know.
working's weird in the rando i don't know
may have made it there
well we have a good weapon now would be kind of stupid to throw it away
Do I have any hobbies?
Not really.
I watched, uh, I watched The Bone Temple last night.
It's a good movie.
Oh, two fire figures?
Oh, two fire-sweepers?
Anything on armored bounds?
Do you have any armor?
with him. Oh my god, the thap ring. I'm just gonna buy it. We have been blessed.
I'm just gonna do I'm just I'm going full peach. I just want to survive. We have mid-roll at least that's decent. I
Think we just go track clear the gargoyle area now
Get talisman to replace shield
It's actually a good idea how much is this thing way? Oh my god 13?
That's actually a good idea
Now we can bite roll.
Alright.
This is pretty nice.
We got Fap Ring, 26 HP, a good weapon.
I will say though, the Crystal Halberd is still the best.
That man, that Crystal Halberd was so good.
Oh god, not a fucking bone wheel dude.
Not like this.
I'm just going to de-aggro these guys, whatever, it's slow, but I don't want to deal with them.
The Fap Ring will get switched off, but the early game is the hardest part about the run.
So like, if you get the Fap Ring early, in my opinion it's just best to buy it so you
won't die.
Getting Hubble's ring or FAP. FAP ring is probably, I think is better than Hubble's,
but they're both so good. There's another Firekeeper's soul, but it costs like 10,000
souls.
I wonder if you can parry this guy.
I thought that skeleton was going to parry me actually, thought I heard a vagrant.
That dragon butt is below.
I don't want this humanity anywhere near me.
This thing does so much damage.
What is that?
This fucking pro lady here, so tanky.
we're doing it this is good slow and steady
Now, please just don't be a terrible boss.
of
God.
Let's see what the damage is like.
of
I just, I don't really want to fight this guy for like 20 minutes straight, and when he gets buffed up, he's gonna do so much damage, but I, like, I need to kill Gargoyles at some point.
Like, maybe we just try to get a bit more, maybe we...
Maybe we go to the Undead Merchant.
Oh, oh, what the fuck?
of
the
of
the
of
That seems good.
I could kill him, that's just...
Bro... oh my...
Can he...?
This is not where I wanted to go.
Fairly I can- Bro, is he down here or what the-
Oh
Okay, is he falling now? I think he's falling
I feel like I could just run through here, but I don't want to risk it.
We're getting a lot of souls.
That's fucking awesome. There's a can of mass.
I can like max range him though.
of
I guess I'll need to kill this guy.
All right, come on, demon tide night.
And some bunch of souls, cells on limited large shards.
It's not bad.
keep caught
I don't really know if luring skulls are very useful or not we could buy a few
The mushrooms as well
Thank you
Blackfire bombs are good. They're just really expensive.
I don't know. I mean, we could try it. Since we're already... since we already...
...filled a good amount of stuff in this area, maybe we should...
...try to go to, uh...
I need to fucking just where to go, dude.
of
Ancien, I don't know.. oh fuck, I forgot that... that could have been really bad.
like I should just go through the tower if I want to do Taurus.
I really shouldn't go this way.
like no reason to just unnecessarily risky
This does damage over time.
And it reduces your healing.
How long does this shit last?
Not that long.
Oh wow, they get 5,000 though.
That's nice.
Bro, what is that?
I think this runs fucked.
Is that fucking ceaseless?
Dude.
What?
I think we need to come back to this later, I think.
Won't he fall?
No.
I don't think he will.
I don't think it's worth the risk.
He does so much damage, Chad.
I don't think you realize.
He's not going to fall.
30 minutes in, yeah, but I have a really good weapon.
I have the Fappering and I have the Weaponsmith Box.
And this boss only gives 3,000 souls, so he gives it for...
I think maybe we go try to kill Sif.
Oh, I'm fat now.
Oh, barely though.
I think if I get...
If I get one more endurance level, I'll be okay.
Fuck off! Fuckin' hell! Fuck!
I think I need more damage on this weapon.
I don't want to level up my health too much, because for Artorias we need more damage.
Well, I mean we don't need more damage, but I would prefer to get a bit stronger before
we do Artorias.
I guess it's going to fucking take a while.
I mean, I don't want to deal with this guy every time I go through this area.
And we got such good RNG on this run, but the boss, I mean, the boss, like, we got good
item RNG, but the boss RNG is terrible.
3,000 souls, yay.
Wait, is this the run where we have the crest to our Torreus?
Oh no, that was the last room.
and
we have no choice but to go this way to get to serve
of
Yeah, I woke up kind of early today, so I figured I would stream...
All right.
Alright. No red phantom. Dude, I can't believe it. I had a good run going and there was just
three red phantom enemies here, and they instantly killed me when I dropped down.
That was so bullshit.
All right, please don't be another DLC boss
Okay. Is that asylum? I don't know. Stray, maybe? That's easy.
Great grey asylum demon.
Alrighty, drop some item.
Oh, good thing that wasn't, uh...
I'm fucking heavier again now though.
I need new pants.
I think we should buy the firekeeper soul.
Missed a item, I didn't miss anything.
Dude, uh, these fucking pants, the pants fucked me!
God damn it, dude.
I mean I need 70 equip load now to light roll.
I need to...
I would be down to go try to fight Artorias now that we have like 40 more damage but
honestly it's probably not going to make that big of a difference anyways.
Did a guy sell sorcerer pants?
I don't know, maybe.
Finding a demon tight night would be really nice as well, but I don't...
I really don't want to fight Artorias with mid-roll.
Oh my god, I forgot about this guy.
Thank you for the 10 bucks Hunter, I'm living in this room lately, channel is fun to watch,
thanks man.
I don't know.
We didn't.
Maybe we should go.
You know, I should have went after I cleared the Undead Burg.
I should have jumped.
I should have jumped down.
Oh, yeah, let me...
I should...
I need to go to the female undead merchant.
Dude, I need a...
I wish I had a demon titanite so badly.
I could just upgrade this weapon a little bit.
No, I don't have the depth key in this room.
Who had pants?
The undead merchant?
Was it...?
to
my talisman
and who
Andre had a catalyst, but it weighs two.
It weighs two, which means...
I feel like it's still gonna be too much.
So I need seven endurance levels.
You can feel the dragon butt pretty fast.
Bro!
What the fuck on dude?
Her damage is much better now at least.
The door sure boots here at the undead merchant, okay.
And getting DLC bosses at the start of the run is just so brutal in this rando.
Firebombs you can kill ceases.
Isn't ceases fire immune bro?
Probably want to use like a bow on him or something.
Or honestly I mean we can melee him it's just we need we need more stats.
Oh okay.
Guess I'm fucking dead.
Oh.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
These scissor guys, dude 200 souls for that guy.
Why did they give so little souls as well?
of
Pairing not allowed?
I could parry the snake guys, but...
Just kind of risky though.
I'll riskier I guess.
He does have the sorcerer boots.
Alright, let's buy it.
Oh, I wanna have some blackfire bombs, cause they really can come in handy, I don't...
I'm like almost tempted just to buy all of them, but...
Do also kinda wanna get levels.
Yeah, skulls kinda suck.
Uh, alright.
There's a fucking bone wheel here.
I don't want to kill this guy again, but I have to.
These are damages slightly better.
be killed the enemies down below so that's good.
Well, that's okay.
I don't have the depth ski.
Why do you never join the forest coming in?
Oh
I don't know
of
the
of
No fucking shot, you just killed her.
Fuck you, man.
What the fuck?
Dude, what the hell?
I wasn't even fucking close, dude.
What is he attacking?
What does he have against my fucking NPC?
He literally came up just to kill her and then went back.
Oh god, he's back.
Aw, fuck that.
I mean, our damage is decent.
I guess we'll go back to our Toreus and try to fight him now.
I mean, our levels are a bit better.
I don't really know what else I can do.
We can go down to Quailag, but like we need to kill Artorias at some point.
Ah, damn.
I just wish I had one Demon Tide Knight.
If I had plus one, that would feel a bit better.
Yeah, I guess we'll just try to fight Artorias like this.
All right, you know what? I'm just going to put out here because I can go down the elevator
and accomplish the exact same thing, but I don't want to fucking do that because it
takes forever, so. I don't know. I'll quit out to save time if it's not like saving,
It's not to prevent myself from dying
There's a bone wheel
In the tunnel
Wait no, no, it's a skeleton
Oh wait, god.
I need to kindle.
I mean dude, if I'm gonna be fighting Aratorius for so long...
I do need to kindle.
And also choice stranger
and
Oh, is that sound?
We see both female merchant lad, not fully.
Alright, well, we're definitely a bit stronger now.
And I think our stats are not great to fight Artorias, but we have what, 276 damage?
Still gonna take fucking forever, right?
Did not beat Grady, huh?
As I proceed to be driven.
Is that really only one more damage this time?
Yeah, it's like, I can only go for a heal, oh, okay, okay.
I hate how that attack, like, you can't actually iframe it, you have to, like, out position
I don't know.
At least we can interrupt his buffing.
I really gotta stop getting hit so I'm not sure.
I fucking hate this fuck attack so much.
of
Oh
I got Greed to be honest, I don't want him to buff actually.
Hey, we're halfway there.
I do have a few mana bees, but I just really need to stop getting hit by this fucking guy.
of
I should lock on.
I can't fall off.
I'm gonna risk you going for two hits there.
He really likes his flippy flips.
That was kinda greedy.
Branded myself by the same.
Ah, that was a bad roll.
Come on buddy.
Almost there.
All right, well, not fucking I wonder how long that fight took
No, thank you for the donation fucks fucks kiss
Oh shit
I mean honestly I don't feel like the blacksmith giant hammer is that much better than just
the demon spear. It is better, but...
We do have a twinkly though.
Can loot now?
I mean, we still need to go kill Kwelec, though.
Also, we have another demon spear.
We have another demon sphere back at uh back at the asylum
You're too smooth, thank you for the thank you for the 10 gifted
Hey, or guys, thank you for the 13 months
Yeah, we don't have that much endurance, and we'll start leveling up soon though.
I mean, I could loot, I just don't know if I want to.
every day with the channel the rewards actually worked
with the VIPs and the free subs yeah I mean I gifted a free sub every day for
like six years straight or something seven years just got kind of behind on
of
the
death
of
death
of
What are we going to get?
No fucking shot.
Where's the seed dude?
Alright guys, we'll come back in 15 minutes when the boss is dead.
Didn't run myself. Oh, I should use Green Blossom, actually.
do a quadruple follow up with that.
The screen blossoms are actually really nice for this fight at least.
I want to go for like a third hit, but it's, I don't know, I feel like it's a little too
That's the... yeah, that was the fast one.
Yeah, this is a good arena for manos, that's true.
Come on. I think that's the one you can follow up. I might be mixed up though. Come on, give
You got RNG, dude.
That is some bullshit when he does that in close range.
annoying you don't have enough time to
go lands thank you for the raid man
You're slowly whittling man as to death.
I mean this is an easy arena for the fight at least.
get three hits there.
The Roars of Use.
Come on, buddy.
Got a counter hit from that.
That's the follow up.
Goddamnit.
What's up, man?
I like how the four hit combo somehow has the least recovery out of everything.
I guess if I delay my hit, they almost fucking baited me there, I thought I was far enough
away from the dude on the other one. Oh, come on, dude.
I'm pretty sure he does the other magic, it's just a matter of distance.
Hardest DS-1 boss fight.
Uh...
I don't know.
Manus!
Ten years later...
Oh my god!
Well...
I don't know though chat there's still some like horrible like this run is great, but it is far from over
There's just so much bullshit. You can die so easily in this fucking rando
But this is good, it's good
There's still so much bullshit left
Oh, it died 80% of the time in the catacombs.
Yeah, the catacombs seems very scary.
You're getting the Lord Vessel is crazy though.
And we also have men yeah menace and Artoria sir
Not an option anymore, so that's good
Cat Capra cat I feel like the Capra arena is super cursed as well because if you get I
Don't know dude. I feel like if you get menace in there, you're actually just fucked
Oh, I forgot about it.
Oh, Blamity ring early.
Oh dude, I forgot.
Yeah.
We have not found a merchant with any rings yet.
Well, we could go to Sen's Fortress.
We can also loot some stuff.
The thing is, well, we can, actually it's fine because we can feed ramps the large shards.
Oh.
Uhh...
We can teleport back down here anyways, so whatever.
I have a hammer as a backup, I do, but you also have to take into consideration that
that hammer is at the top of the Gargoyles arena, so if I don't have a weapon I can
use. How the fuck do I get there?
Oh man, I don't know, I don't know, dude I don't know like what I should do right now.
I kind of feel like I should loot stuff, but we already have the Lord Vessel.
So I mean I guess it doesn't, maybe we should just try to go do some more bosses.
I'm going to get some water though, take a short break, I'll be right back.
I'm back
Man, I can't wait to die to some random bullshit.
Check merchants for demon tide night.
I don't know what merchants I can even check anymore.
That's the thing.
I do kind of want to- I should- I should have freed uh, griggs.
of
Alright, man this run is making me anxious dude.
This guy already fell.
We got so lucky with Luke, we have the weapon smith box and the lord vessel.
We're only an hour and a half then. Oh come on dude. Fuck off with this.
Well, I want to pick up the items, and I need to kill the boss at the top of Sen's fortress.
of
Oh
This doesn't really matter where I the ball
I guess that enemy fell.
Are there any giga enemies that just kill run kill runs um yeah bone wheels I
guess can kill you really really fast dude where is the demon night fuck oh he
has unlimited Twinkly's I'm gonna buy 13 at least
Thank you.
Go along.
Find the next one.
No.
Well, we could actually we could get the blacksmith giant hammer to plus five now which is super
good but again it's like I don't know just the fact that you have to loot stuff just
means you're never gonna you're never gonna be using one weapon for very long.
There you go, I'll know the brain if it's going to pick the peep.
Okay, what's the boss?
Please don't be Quelag.
Oh, okay.
Dude, Kweilag in this boss arena is like the worst thing ever.
It's so unbelievably shit.
I mean, bro, I had to… oh, no, there goes my light roll.
Was there armor on this guy?
I'll just pants armor is just way too heavy
Yeah, I mean, we should probably loot stuff here.
I wonder, do the enemies that were in Sen's stay dead or do they respond near the bottom,
I wonder?
I mean, our stats are good.
We have 20-20.
of
Oh, shit!
A robe.
I mean the thing is if we start looting we're def- uh, I don't know, we have to start looting
at some point.
We could do the ONS fight first, but I mean we have- by the way Regal, we have- we have
the Lord Vessel and the Weapons. I'm kind of scared.
Hey, Wavy, thank you for the Prime Subman.
I mean, we can teleport back to Firelink and pick up.
Clean sends before looting.
I mean, we killed mostly everything in...
in...
We killed mostly everything down there, right?
Well, I guess not the stuff at the very bottom.
Darkbeam.
Well, goodbye.
Goodbye, Spear.
I'm trying to think.
Oh, yeah, there's one more item by the merchant.
I'm not sure if the enemies at the bottom of Sen's stayed dead.
I guess they do probably. Well, it might be worth getting 15 in so I can...
I'd be worth getting 15 in for Logan though, right?
I don't think I killed this, okay, it's just a hollow.
This... is just chilling.
of
the
death
of
the
Alright, we'll free log in to see what this item is in here.
Oh my god, I'm fucking fat rolling now, though.
Yo, Alex, thank you for the 20 bucks.
I'm watching your vids for a few years now and I've never been able to catch a live.
happy to be part of your community of all the content you do. Thanks, man.
Buy pants, that's true. Uh, didn't move this, right?
I
Right
Demon's Great Hammer, yeah.
That would be so funny.
Does it move it to this direction? I still don't fully understand how the...
Right, it's moving.
Oh, now it is. Okay.
I'm just waiting for the boulders.
of
I think when I go through here, it's going to go to the right side now.
Okay now, I think it goes... Did it turn it back this way now?
No. Okay, dude, it is so weird how this shit works.
Bro, what do you mean?
Is I not close enough?
Dude, what?
I think this is a black fire bomb angle.
Oh, okay.
My weapon's broken.
Oh, no.
Wait.
Why didn't he drop anything?
Isn't that the fucking...
Isn't that the mimic?
Wait, it turned again.
Now it's up to me.
So Alex, thank you for the 20 bucks again man.
Any tips you can give me on enjoying single player games more?
I feel like I've played games in one of those days and I always have to play with another person to enjoy games.
I mean, I don't know. If you feel that way, maybe I'm not really sure what to tell you.
That's a good advice, true.
Alright well, this sucks.
I guess we'll go to Anor Londo now.
Stay. Thank you.
Dude, I had the Anor Londo Hydra the other day, Regal, it was so bad.
yes you're cooked, yeah it's jover dude
thank you for all the donations Alex
single player games might not be for you
I know some people who only play like MMOs and
you know, multiplayer games
you're not alone
Alright, I think we looted basically everything in Sends except the bottom, but the bottom
is fine because we can get to that quickly from Parish.
I gotta play that Kaizo Souls Marathon.
I don't know what that is.
They're talking about the the Colosseum or whatever
Yo, Arikado, thank you for the 16 months. Yeah, we got invited to that Kaizo Colosseum thing, but it's literally the day Ari 9 comes out
I
Assume they did not realize
That was the case. I mean I guess I don't know maybe maybe a lot of stuff fucksakes real I
Blame you this is all your fault
Yeah, the day was probably planned in advance Jesus Christ
Oh, this is fucking lovely.
Hey dude, I just kinda wanna rest at this...
Are you really...?
Yeah, that's right.
Back the fuck up!
Honestly, I think I'm just going to leave.
We can fucking teleport, so.
I'm just going to quit out, whatever.
I mean, he's walking back.
He's just slow as fuck.
I don't really mind using quit outs to just save myself time.
It's just I don't want to quit out to like save myself from dying, obviously.
Uh, alright.
Uh...
Yeah, we could get 22 strength so we could use Black Knight weapon at least.
Where was the Lord Bessel?
Uh, Quaelag dropped it.
We had to kill Manus. It was like a fucking 10 minute long fight
We had to kill our Tori our gargoyles was our Torius and fucking Kweilag was Manus
And we had to fight them for like 10 minutes each
I don't know if I should try to get 15 in turn out look it doesn't matter that much
I'm getting more health going for the hobstrap.
I mean, our damaging stats are decent enough, I feel like.
game have an end boosting ring? I don't think so. Yeah, I don't want to be here
because this place is fricking grave-lorded.
I don't remember everything that we've looted. Yeah, there's the merchant over
there now.
Yeah, I'm like so scared of this mushroom.
You can probably get him to fall down here.
Yeah, it's Barb's straight sword, I guess.
I mean, it's a weapon, it's not a good weapon, it's also the butcher knife.
upgrade either of those. The barb straightsword does bleed. I'm gonna get the straightsword
Yeah, I guess we should buy us shrooms too.
Only one.
Yeah, I know, they're super good, Google.
We actually have four mushrooms right now.
we go clear the graveyard with this wake up
I'm going to do it.
Link the fire, cast away the dark, and undo the curse of the undead.
Now, let us take that vessel on a journey.
I assume that you are ready.
Now, be still.
Yeah, I watched the Bone Temple last night, the second 28 years later movie, it was pretty
good.
I enjoyed it anyways.
This is the firing chamber, but the successor of Lord Wyth, now, face the Lord Dessala
Hylian.
Yeah, I didn't like the first one, but the second one was, in my opinion, a lot better.
get bone s one hour ago
alright take me back
Oh yeah, what is my next task, friend?
We inherited the shards of Gwynn's soul, and Lord Gwynn's former confidant, and Seath, the scaleless.
All of their souls are required to satiate the Lord Vessel Lord.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
And we shall return. Stay still for a moment.
Thanks buddy.
Alright.
Thanks buddy.
Alright.
of
All right, we're gonna just kill everything in the graveyard and then we'll loot some
stuff.
That's my plan.
Oh, come on, man.
This one seems really tanky too.
This is like the really strong one I'm pretty sure
up
I played with the birds when you see the item type.
I played the snake's bleed.
If I not kill Stray Demon at Barusage, I mean I could.
But we don't know.
that item just this seems so dangerous I don't know man six
Dude, like, fuck off, man.
Dude, I don't know, like, I don't know.
I should have just went for the item, but I was scared, because if the...
If I try to pick up that item and the spear guy comes running at me, I'm just gonna die.
I don't know, I probably should have tried to kill this.
Well, yeah, I mean, I definitely needed to teleport there, I was pretty sure I would
have died.
I would have just gotten destroyed.
Okay, maybe we don't go for those items yet.
We have infinite black fire bombs at the Undead Merchant, but they're 500 each.
It's not even nerves, man, I just, I can't kill, like that Titanite Demon is gonna take
so long to kill, and I'm pretty sure he's gonna kill me real fast as well.
Wait, I never looted this item here.
Did I not loot the...
Did I not loot the chests?
Oh no I did, I just forgot some.
No, I solved the faff ring.
Wake the fuck up, man.
All right, well, we got a bunch of tight night.
and
and we can try to do this fight
Alright, what do we got?
We're pretty chill enemies.
Also the Ring of Fog is actually good.
just don't notice you, it's easy
of
Not again, dude.
I think I can bleed this guy at least.
I mean, when you bring your parts.
Oh, luckily I'm tanky as shit, bro.
I'm not a one for left.
He drops an item normally.
Maybe not in the rando.
That's not...
Oh, God, dude.
What the fuck is that?
Fuck off, dude.
Well, do we have the asylum key?
This is just the normal or
She bet I don't know dude. It's isn't it west. I
Don't think this the right key is it isn't this the one you?
Don't like it. Thank you for the 41 months party Charlie. Sog bird. Thank you for the 43 months
Is there anything I can trade to the crows?
I don't actually know what you can trade with them.
I don't really trade with them very often.
of
Yeah, I do saw the butcher knife.
That's true.
No, I didn't use the Demon's Spear and the Asylum.
I mean, I have been. What do you mean you should start looting? I have been.
You trade rubbish, you get a tight-knit chunk. Well, not in the randomizer.
I think where we should, where should we go?
I do never explore catacombs because it's fucking awful.
of
why is that dude this fucking ring of fog is kind of griefing me here bro
Crescent axe is good, but I need fucking 16 faith
I don't know, I'm almost tempted to just go buy a bunch of blackfire bombs.
Dude, it's so shitty that the female undead merchant died dude because she had normal firebombs
I don't know. I don't even I didn't get a chance to see how much they cost
Please just fall you're dead
of
the
death
of
death
of
Excuse me sir
Yeah dude!
of
thank you
of
the
I don't know, one of the guys has a helmet.
I'll take it. It's fucking heavy, but I'll take it.
Oh, fuck, they left.
Use the bone bribe 28, man.
Bro.
All right, well...
Resurrect Undead Merchant at Oswald?
I don't think it resurrects... that doesn't resurrect them though, doesn't it?
Doesn't that just make him not angry at you anymore?
Maybe we go loot Blight Town a little bit.
But we can always, like, have it, dude.
Having the Lord Vessel is just makes this rant.
Like, the Weapon Smith box and the Lord Vessel
are just such nice quality of life options.
The path to fire sage, yeah.
Yeah, we're fat.
Uh, well, the plan is to do it for it to be all bosses.
That's what we did for DS2.
It's not a very nice light town though.
Like a fucking tourist demon over there.
Gonna relentlessly chase me.
Do we really need more black fire bombs?
Yeah, so the nice thing is, oh!
Okay
If you don't have this if you don't have the stats to use a weapon well like
Wait, what was it the Kresnacks rate?
So we have the stats for the we have the physical stats, but not the elemental stats
So we don't we we do like the physical gets boosted, but not the magic
But then you still bounce off the enemy which is kind of a pain in the ass
Okay, we're gonna go to this- oh my god dude, having the weaponsmith box is just like playing
a different fucking game.
Honestly, I kinda wish that the weaponsmith box was like guaranteed in this rando, because
man it's just it's so annoying having to fucking run to the blacksmith
especially when you want to go to the lord vessel
alright I think we just kill everything in blight town here
and then we move afterwards
ceaseless snacks
ceaseless is already dead
isn't it?
oh you mean... yeah...
that's useless
Honestly Chad, I'm just kind of scared. I'm kind of scared of Ceaseless because he just does so much damage
I guess with my current build. I'm probably tanky enough
for Ceaseless
This is every every time you level up you're like your defenses go up across the board, so
Doing it later is genuinely of like a valid strategy
strategy. I think Ceaseless is definitely going to be hitting us quite a lot.
blossoms are so good. Oh hello. Did that enemy just revive? What's going on? Oh the mosquitoes.
Oh god.
That's annoying.
I see that.
at least our damage is good.
base tank the wrap.
i don't think i don't i don't think i'm gonna go up
a boss for placing the mosquitoes
you have a nice if there is a chance for bosses to spawn
like in the world
i mean well
it would actually be nice if you could get bosses to spawn now there's no
setting for that in this round though. And this guy's carrying me.
Yeah, there's no setting for that.
Honestly, the enemies here are super chill.
Oh, never mind.
a dragon butt and a fucking DLC caster
I just wanted to kill enemies so I could loot this area safely.
There's so many enemies here.
I think if I attack too close, they're gonna hear it.
The Ring of...oh god, dude.
What is this fucking area?
I think this should be one of the last places we check.
Maybe we can definitely do it the ring of fog is actually helping us a lot here
The red axe is pretty sick.
Okay, let's start looting some shit.
Sack?
Maybe we'll get rid of this super heavy chess piece.
Demon Tidenight, we could use that for the Demon Spear we got.
Rodsword.
Oh no, I lost the Fath.
Oh, that was a good run.
I mean, like, for the Fath, that is.
I'm kind of scared right now.
Mainly because there's a DLC pastor down there.
And if he knocks me down and then she combos me,
I can't really kill it though.
more demons at night
there's an item over here
use the skull
I don't think that works
also is the
dude is the tourist even a fucking it's one of the bugs these are all like bugs
I guess
So, heavy though.
Oh, we got rid of the shield at least.
That helps a lot.
that shield nice no not really it weighs like 15 fucking pounds
I didn't really find any souls.
Hmm, I don't know where I should go now.
We could go towards fire stage, I guess.
I think we looted the valley in this run.
All right, so I'm thinking we just clear the path to fire sage.
maybe fight the boss if it's something easy there's so many enemies in the lot
in that area over there my god
Yeah, the running is so slow.
Why not upgrade your weapon?
Why not pay attention to the stream before you ask a question like that?
Okay, he just ran into the fucking lava, that's cool man.
Now I already upgraded my weapon, what happened to the music?
There's no music here, let's just have this area works.
Is this Bozo invade from behind?
I'm gonna, I really don't want to do this, but I'm gonna bait him up to this like open
area.
I'm just, I'm scared of fighting him.
Oh, actually, I guess I can't.
Oh, I read this works.
To come off, I probably should try that, yeah.
27,000 for that guy, dang.
Wait, why do you give so much?
I wonder if killing Mildred before Quailag could be a strat.
of
who's a dragon but there who's dragon but Sparrow you just can't be serious
Did you just iframe my beef, dude, a DLC caster as well.
the
Skulls work. Yeah, I just don't know what enemies they work on.
Well, there's so many enemies here.
What the fuck, dude?
Wow.
He actually made it to me, okay?
Clearly he can't.
This enemy is so ass.
Can't even bleed proccin.
at least this works I guess oh gee is this a turn-based game yeah basically
kind of is in a way
I don't like this.
Oh, he almost sent the fucking black knife flying.
would have been great. Can I get just the black knight?
Whatever, just give him a few back stabs.
of
All right, let's see what we got here.
All right, well, I could have homework bound, but I really don't want all the enemies to
fucking respawn
at least they don't actually have that much health
Oh nice, he just almost killed me.
And if he hits you with the stomp perfectly, you're just so fucked.
I think there's a chest here right?
25
This is definitely going to be a, oh, it's just going to be a run past the mangle for
Sure, sure.
I really want to loot that item, but I'm scared because I'm like right now.
If this guy hits me, when I'm like picking it up, he's going to knock me off the ledge.
I really don't want to kill them though.
Team Boston is so good in this game.
Alright.
Scylla's dagger?
Ew.
I can use it at least, though.
Oh yeah, it does have 500 bleed.
There we go, midroll.
Wasn't this actually the one we got Darkbeet as well, you know?
The thing is, finding a catalyst you can actually use is kind of
unlikely as well.
There are any other items even up here?
There might be everything.
Oh, yeah, there's like one item.
Oh nice! A little bit less weight.
Uh...
Alright, well...
I mean, I can't do Gwyn right now.
I don't think I picked up the item after Ceaseless.
I guess we can go grab that.
of
them
Just a lot under
I don't know if I should go for 15 and turn out I mean
The thing is though, like what do I even need from the merchant at this point?
I don't know, whatever.
Let's do it.
Let's just see what he sells, I guess.
Hey, above god, thank you for the three months.
Hold on, I gotta use the restroom.
I don't know.
I'm not really sure where I should go now.
I mean, we could go to Anor Londo.
All right, I'm back.
Let's see, what, what does Andres all again... nothing.
That's good.
Hey, what does Priscilla's Dagger upgrade with?
Not worth upgrading this thing.
This weapon kind of sucks.
I mean the bleed is good, but the damage is just terrible.
I can't even bleed these guys.
If you can't believe the stagger is really good, but if you can't, then you do nothing.
There's items down there, though.
That was a long way.
Yeah, I guess we can.
Oh, no Black Knight weapon yet. That would be sick. I would love... There is a Blacksmith
Giant Hammer at the Gargoyle Tower, and we have enough Twinklies to upgrade it to plus
five, but I don't really... I don't know if it's worth getting it yet.
Man I wish I had... I wish I had more black flare bombs.
I'm tempted to just run past this guy, but it's just crazy how fast things can go to
shit because if the enemies down there are potentially dangerous and I have to run back
back up then I potentially have like three enemies on me.
Oh, that's the one I killed.
Oh, fuck.
Can Mimic bleed?
I feel like they should be able to bleed, but they don't.
Ah.
There's a drake over there, though.
Goddamn it, dude.
My fucking weapons are so ass!
Oh, wait, we did get a bleed proc.
Holy shit, he's just super resistant.
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It's going crazy, I don't like this guy.
of
Well, we can go loot the butterfly area.
Oh, yeah, the Ring of Fog.
Yeah, that thing is so good, actually.
The thing is, do we have any merchants that have rings for sale?
Because I don't know, I'm just concerned.
we do get the... Yeah, hopefully Logan.
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Does anyone even sell arrows?
Maybe the undead mur- oh my god.
Fuck, I forgot to- I dude, I should have bought arrows.
Andrei doesn't.
Maybe the one I firelinked is.
The dude that sends. Maybe we just go to that one. It's probably safer. And I think you
did have arrows.
And we can loot this chest.
Wow.
all right buddy you got some arrows for me
feather arrow, moonlight arrow, can you use the moonlight arrow with any bow?
I really can't buy very many.
So you're that good?
He does have a spear, that's as a short bow, I mean if we wanted bow cease to death we
could I guess but I don't I don't think meleeing ceaseless is all that bad could
be wrong about that though if you're tanky enough I don't think ceaseless
will be too too scary you could probably just like face tank him
swipes you off the bridge yeah maybe I don't think he would do that but
Oh for Hydra, true.
We could buy 45 arrows, not very many though.
It's not enough to kill the Hydra.
Go along to the next one.
use sunlight blade bro, don't I need like 25 faith to use that or something?
That's not happening.
Yeah, all for one fast.
I think we have enough.
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And you can't even headshot them.
That's the same damage regardless.
It's faster than you thought.
Well, one you can just hold R1.
Definitely helps.
all right
red tear stone ring. Definitely gonna use that one in the run. Bro is that a seat across
the way? No fucking shot dude. Fuck off. I might need to go back and buy more fricking
arrows dude
I kind of want to go back and buy more arrows, but...
I guess I should, I'm just so impatient man, I don't want to go back just for arrows but...
buy the spear. Yeah, we could buy the spear.
Well, you could also just not go back to the shop and not die.
I guess we could have sold some stuff to Frant.
I should have probably just bought the spear.
I guess we're committed to the bow.
Oh yeah, I lost my humanity. That's okay.
I guess that probably should have just hummered Boned.
Still.
What's up, newbust?
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I thought that was the mimic, why didn't he drop anything?
Are the mim...
I feel like sometimes the mimics are bugged, because that's like two mimics that haven't
dropped anything in this run.
I know somebody in chat was saying that there can be issues with the mimics, like you could
potentially...
I heard that if a mimic doesn't drop the item, it could still potentially be a key item.
Maybe that's not true though.
just what some guy in chat said.
I'm just going to go back to the room and I'm going to go back to the room and I'm
I'm just scared I want to kick him off, but okay is that actually coming down?
I
Your stressing me out so much
What am I fucking doing, I just hide.
It's just like if I try to kick him and I miss the input or I miss the kick and he starts
flame-breathing me? That's all it takes for me to fall off the ledge, man. And there's
a fucking snake lady over there who's gonna throw lightning at me.
I mean obviously if I just quit out it would be fine but like I'm just so scared of falling
in here, fuck.
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Didn't I buy the spear, I don't know, man.
Oh
It was fucking suffering bro
You did the tops
Hmm, alright.
Yeah, I should have bought the spear.
I definitely should have just bought the spear.
I mean, we could still go back and buy it.
I need a weapon that doesn't require ammo. I mean, if the arrows were cheaper, it would be fun.
How much did that spear cost?
Was it only 50?
Gold tracer is good, but we don't have the decks.
It's actually not a bad weapon and it's a Twinkly weapon, but we don't have 25 decks, so...
RIP.
Sell items for decks, but I don't have enough items for that.
each item gives you like 50 souls maybe there's some stuff that's worth more
though that we can defeat him. I don't think so though.
I mean mushrooms are worth a thousand divine blessings as well but I don't really want
to sell those. I guess twin humanities are the gold coins worth five thousand.
So the Stagger's worth 5%
He loves it, he loves it.
wanted to get 15 and I don't know I don't even know if it's worth going 15
and just to get the merch fucking Logan I feel like it's not honestly but well
we're already going for it so we're not we're not gonna be able to get enough
decks for the gold tracer guys it's just not happening
I need like 80,000 souls
and I can't like how am I supposed to fucking kill anything with a weapon I can't use?
I mean, I have 20 dachs, so it's not even a bad amount.
Respect your character.
You can't respect in Dark Souls 1, right?
I don't remember how you if you can I don't remember how
All right, we'll buy the spear and it's not going to be amazing, but...
I don't even think a wooden shield is going to work against Gwynn.
I repaired the staff.
The staff isn't broken.
I need 24 in to use it.
Also it does 46 damage and you can't two hand your left hand.
So no.
to all of the above.
I kind of forgot about this.
This is fucking horrible.
Items in church? Yeah, but if I pick those up, I might end up with another weapon I can't use, and then I have no backups, really.
At least he removed the head made of his butt.
I'm scared to find that one.
is if we kill Onus and then kill Gwynevere, I think he'll despawn.
I mean, I guess we can just kill him.
I
This is so bad
Let's give me two minutes
I mean, like, isn't Steven worth it, man?
If I can do continuous hits to him...
How about from this far? Yeah.
Oh, the strats.
You know, he really shoulda- the item rando should make it so you can get resins from
Merchants
This is so epic
Maybe he's got something important
Okay, all he has is 5,000 souls. I
Couldn't cuz the thing is these gargoyles normally drop an item now
Presidents don't do shit in DS1, I mean, when your weapon fucking sucks ass they do.
Like yeah, they're not great, but
Didn't bosses give the normal amount of souls in the previous rando?
Well this is a different randomizer.
There's a different one than Ella did.
Pretty tanky.
I get a random boss dropping like a hundred K souls from falling early on.
Yeah.
I feel like it's cool if bosses have a chance to be like an enemy has a chance to become
a boss, but a lot of the time the bosses will just eat themselves off a cliff.
And then yeah, you get like an insane amount of souls early on.
I forgot about this Balder Knight.
Well, it's not always Balder Knight.
I forgot there's two enemies here.
That could have been bad actually.
My stamina region is so bad.
So quiet.
I probably go this way and pass this guy.
Plus 1000 souls.
I'm so blessed.
There is an item over there that I kind of want to grab.
But I also...
I don't know.
I think we get the bonfire here.
Because after we get Guinevere, then all the enemies are going to despawn anyways once
it becomes nighttime.
I feel like I'm going to regret going for 15 in, but whatever, I'm willing to try.
I don't know if I should, should I try to do the boss with this weapon?
I feel like maybe we should actually try to loot more.
I mean, we're pretty likely to find a better weapon.
I guess we could kill everything here and then like loot.
You coming, dude?
Yeah, fat rolling for the fight is not preferred.
I can't remember who sold the green blossoms, was it?
Was it the guy in SENS?
Another Nido incident?
Ah, not this time.
Honestly, why did I even kill this guy?
Look at how that guy is just constantly jumping, right?
And like, if all of them start doing that on you at the same time...
Ugh, they're horrible.
I guess I kind of had to kill that guy though because he was a mimic.
Check the giant blacksmith shop, true.
Alright, I'm going to start looting some stuff.
Oh, the asylum key.
Well, the bosses are shuffled, the enemies are actually random.
Don't lose, you'll lose Spear.
Yeah, but I don't really know if I want to use this Spear for...
I mean, I guess it's okay.
Covenant of Artorias.
Ring of Sack.
body I mean that's that's interesting okay I'm trying to think is there any
other items that we're missing there was the one item by the channeler here
and he buffed himself
He's not that tanky.
Millbreaker.
Oh.
Loot church items, I don't know what that means.
Well, yeah, I mean, maybe I should have just tried to use the spear if I could, but I
And maybe I should have just tried to use the spear for the L&S fight.
I guess it still would have been good enough.
Just one room.
So we could go down to the bottom.
the blacksmith hammer?
Uh, yeah, I mean the blacksmith hammer...
could be good.
We also have a demon spear back at the asylum still
and we have like four demon, six demon titanite now.
Uh, wait, why am I going... oh my god, what am I doing?
I don't know why I'm doing shots.
That's okay.
Alright, we're gonna go loot the two items in the room over here.
This thing is pretty good, right?
Ah, there's still another item over there, but okay, let's...
What does this upgrade with?
Is it Tynite?
Is it a Twinkly?
Oh, it's a Twinkly.
Oh, that's nice.
Okay, let's go.
Oh, it's a twinkly.
That's nice.
All right, well, we got a plus five.
This is worth scouting the boss beforehand.
I don't know, we should probably just kill some bosses with this weapon.
I mean, this thing does like 350 damage.
It's pretty good.
Good sense of what the average weapon is.
I mean, it just depends on, like, the stats.
How much damage.
No, I'm mid-rolling right now.
The thing is, we also have a blacksmith giant hammer that we can upgrade to plus five, which
is pretty nice.
I don't have Follastus, so I'm going to go back to the bonfire.
Yeah, I'm not going to check the giant blacksmith yet.
I'll check him after we kill- well, hopefully we kill Ones.
And then we can kill Guinevere, which will de-spawn the enemies for us.
What the hope?
Get 20 Estes by resting at the Lord Vessel.
Um, that's cool.
Didn't actually know you got 20 from that one.
Nervous for the next boss.
So hopefully it's not Calumete.
When we have a good amount of health, we're level 53.
Our defense is decent.
I don't know why I was thinking of Priscilla.
I was not paying attention there. Alright, let's get away from that foggate, please.
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What is that?
It is Priscilla this time.
I have one red moth shot.
Alright, easy game.
Oh god
Duckin 58 strength dude
Do I even have a way to I?
I forgot to buy throwing knives.
Dude, I don't even think I can fucking hit her.
Today, Father, his form did obscure this.
I have awaited thee.
I bequeath the Lord vessel to thee.
And beseech thee, thou shalt end it this eternal twilight,
and a word further under sacrifices.
Oh, this is great.
Oh, you know what, we can go check the merchant at Firelink now.
There you are. I was expecting you, as promised, I will share my source in it.
I mean, a great scythe is good, I guess.
Epic items, yeah.
This is great.
And the scythe is nice, but...
This was not super worth.
Kind of want to check the giant blacksmith.
I play poppy playtime new chapter
did the new chapter come out today was it on like chapter fucking five now
or five or something
or do you mean the last one I know that
There was like a new one coming out soon
I wasted five levels to talk to him. Yeah, I don't know. I mean I thought
He doesn't actually sell as many items as I thought.
Maybe it's RNG, how many items he sells though.
Who's Sarn... got some fucking expensive ass arrows again.
Under? Oh, that's good that he has a ring actually.
I guess it sells... I'm just gonna buy Max Blossoms, fuck it.
I guess we could buy the Lucerne. We need to get a new weapon.
I don't know though. I mean, we have a few items left we can loot.
Yeah, honestly more than anything we need to boot chest what this one
I mean, dude, it's just if... this is so annoying.
If we could kill Gwynevere, this is so stupid, I can't fucking kill her.
Yeah, but I don't really want to buy the weapon because they could do it for...
If we just...
kill Gwynevere, then all these enemies are gone, and there's a bunch more items I can
loot.
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I have a plan.
That sucks man, fuck.
Does Andres sell throwing knives?
I don't think he does.
I think it's the Undead Merchant.
You could buy the bow from the Sun's Merchant. Maybe we should just do that so we can kill Guinevere.
He has something I can throw. Oh no, he does. They're fucking 2,000 apiece. All right, I'll buy one.
Oh, he has... oh well, whatever.
It's not a map. I know the fucking Lucerne is cheap. That's not...
You're missing the fucking point.
If I buy that,
like having... I need weapons that I can use as a backup.
Because if I... if... once we start getting close to the end,
if there's no weapons,
that like if I'm stuck in a position where all them...
I've used all the good weapons from the merchants. The merchants have nothing left and
And the only thing I can do is run around and loot then I could end up in a really really bad spot
Unless I absolutely need it. I don't really want to do it also
You are the Tarnas of the Godmother's image. I am winden. And thy transgression shall not
You can just drop down there, but if you're too heavy, like I don't know.
I mean, I don't think it should kill you regardless, because it's not a, I mean, it's not a fatal
fall, and I don't think being super heavy can turn a fall into, I don't think it like
makes the fatal fall distance closer.
All right, well, there's no enemies out here, so.
That's good.
Mmm, Black Knight Sword.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
That's good.
I just need to lose some fucking weight, though.
Does he sell armor?
All he sells are the gonglets.
Ah, the thing is the fat roll is just not...
I think the Sen's merchant might...
Are my gloves even that heavy though?
I don't know, everything I have is heavy.
I would prefer just a midroll if possible.
Yeah, I mean, my plan is to kill bosses with this weapon.
I just need to, I don't, I really don't want to fight bosses with fat role.
I'm definitely not going to farm souls though.
That is boring.
I can't even remember what every now that was in.
Nothing at all.
There you go, another break.
Oh, it's almost good enough, not quite though.
And it hood?
Oh, right.
I didn't even, for some reason I just skipped over that, I didn't even see it.
Check Logan, we already did.
Hey, wasn't there another helmet?
Oh yeah, there was the knight. Oh god, for 500k.
uh...
could sell the point
and
No, no, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Well...
You wanna kill Mildred?
I mean, I can't kill Mildred anymore, that was...
plus five black knight sword. Now that's a fucking weapon. 470 damage.
We do have the key to the dubs.
Let's go see what Gwendolyn is.
Now way you can lose this run. Clearly I haven't been watching for long enough because
You can die so fast in this fucking game.
Heretic.
First thou offended the god mother, and now thou see fit to trample on the tomb of the great lord.
I am the dark side of Gwyneth.
Let the atonement of thy felling be commenced.
You're seeing this cutscene, Cary?
Well, I'm glad I can share it with you.
Okay, this is fine.
I mean, four kings have so much health, chat.
I wonder if they spawn in, like...
How this works.
I guess the timer's the same as usual.
I was not getting away from that.
Yeah I can R1 while they die.
I don't know why I wasn't.
I probably could have gotten three kings if I did that.
Why is he not doing damage because he's dead angling me or like I'm getting hit by the
base of the weapon.
If you're close to the four kings, they don't actually do much damage with their weapon.
Alright.
Hey Pete, thank you so much for the Lisa, man.
Also, iBooth, thank you for the 135 months.
Stranger, Dreamland, thank you for the 7, Noblefrog, thank you for the 29 months.
Meatpouch, thank you for the 96.
Get the chest too, I don't want the chests right now.
Not while I have this fucking boss destroyer of a weapon.
maybe she got like 20 endurance
Yeah, we could go to the depths.
Might not be a bad idea.
Go kill gaping.
Take out the chad trim, yeah there's no point though, I don't want to fight that f**king
monster. Poor merchant, yeah. That's quite sad.
This is what it's like to actually do damage, oh my god!
I'm going to be careful for tranquil walk of peace.
One shot these guys though.
Damn I'm strong.
Get overconfident though.
I'm worried the caster could like see me from this angle or something.
I'm here.
door open. Oh, right, it's here.
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He doesn't drop an item, right?
Please, for the love of God.
It's just too easy, what do you mean?
Well, I'm coming here to kill Gaping Dragon.
The thing is, I mean, we're not, like, we have to loot this place at some point.
So I don't know, I mean I can try to rack up my PB, but we still have so much shit we
gotta pick up.
This crystal is behind him.
We have a- I mean this is good.
We have a really big arena.
Easy.
New PB.
And there goes our weapon.
That's where...
All right.
Yeah, I guess we'll loot some stuff.
I mean, this isn't a bad weapon, but we're not we're not.
We don't have enough strength to use it.
So yeah, I guess we'll just loot some stuff.
to do move swap. I don't actually know how you move swap on remaster. You still need
to use a bow though, don't you?
Yeah, I could have had enough strength if I didn't go for the int. You're not wrong.
Surely this still does good damage, right?
So pitiful.
Okay, so Jesus likely thank you for the twenty bucks.
It's a bonfire.
I'm not a big fan of this.
There isn't really any good way I'd do that.
I don't know.
This is really dangerous not having a weapon.
I might just bone out of here.
I'm to loot Anor Londo. I think we looted mostly everything in Anor Londo, no?
Oh, it's interesting. The closer you are to the stat requirements, the less damage reduction.
Because like now it's actually doing 115 damage.
Oh, yeah, there are items after Gwendolyn, that's true.
Oh, god damn you, dude.
i can never fucking remember if it's yes or no with this guy
but then if you quit... okay wait no
this time it's yes
after you quit out then it changes
Maybe you read?
I got time for that.
Uh, I guess let's go loot the tomb.
Yeah, I mean I could use spells, the problem is it's just not, it's not that realistic.
to get enough stats to use spells and also melee weapons.
I'm trying to think, is there any other items in Anor Londo that we didn't loot?
I feel like we looted basically everything.
Oh, there is one more here that we didn't loot.
The painting room?
Oh yeah.
True.
Thanks again for the 20 bucks, Jesus likey.
Thank you man. Alright you know what, I'm gonna go get a drink.
Real quick, Chad. Take a short break. I'll be right back.
All right.
So I think we loot these two items.
Loot these two items and then we'll check the giant blacksmith and buy the Lucerne.
We don't find anything.
I'm gonna try to kill this guy.
Oh, no.
The weapon looks cool, isn't it, used for speedruns?
Uh, yeah, but you- you use the move swap glitch.
Uh, in the speedrun.
What am I doing?
I mean, this is honestly not a bad weapon at all.
We just don't have the stats to use it.
I think going forward, I'm probably not going to go for 15-ins from Logan.
I don't feel like it's worth it.
It are we.
So it was you, wasn't it? How dare you, could you sublime to the hand?
How dare you!
I don't know if I can get more after library, yeah.
I'm not sure.
Onion bro, room chest.
Oh yeah, that's true.
Kind of need a weapon to loot that though.
Soul of Gwyn.
I want to on it to end it like look look at how much when I when I level up strength look how much
damage the weapon gets, right? I like I actually never had any idea that the
closer you were to the staff requirement, the more it functioned. It's like if
you're only one point off I don't think you actually lose that much damage.
It's just annoying because you bounce off. Yeah, I mean now this thing's doing
like 150.
Uh, alright.
The movement is still fucked.
The back stabs are fine though.
You can back stab them to me, it's okay.
Did I pick up Lawtrex items?
No.
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Where should we go?
What should we do?
Asylum can be good?
Yeah, I just...
I really want to get the stats.
I actually used this fucking weapon.
New Lando.
I mean, we already looted at most of what's at the bottom of Blight Town.
Item next to the door to the depths.
Oh, perfect.
The Merchant of the Bridge, I am aware.
We have already talked to that man.
Although I don't remember, did he sell a weapon?
I mean, I guess we can go check.
Here he is.
Oh yeah, he had the butcher knife.
True.
Hmm.
Hmm, I don't know man.
Like I kind of want to just stick to the dragon tooth but we just don't quite have the stats.
We're not that far off though.
These items have been updated.
Oh, do they update after gaping dragon?
I can grant. Yeah, I mean the butcher knife is good. I just don't know. Okay, right.
There's pants, light gloves, a robe.
Yeah, I mean the shield could... I don't know. Can you even... Can you even block him with
the east west shield?
Well, that isn't...
Is it even good enough?
Well, come on, they'll be...
Better than nothing? Yeah, but if he breaks my stamina in one attack, then I'm fucked.
There might be a few items I could loot here, I can't remember what enemies there were.
All right, the chain prisoner.
That's fun.
May get through this door.
I feel like he probably can.
Oh, fuck.
This is just...
Ugh, this is just ass, man.
Oh, this is just ass, man.
This just really sucks.
It's 21,000 for a level, dude.
These int levels fucked me.
Maybe we should just buy the Butcher's Knife.
I don't think we have, like...
So we have, we have the Butcher's Knife available, the Great Scythe, and also the Loose Sairn.
I think that's everything.
Unless I'm forgetting another one that I could buy.
that silver knight? Can you farm? Like, could I kill that saint? Hey, where did I even get
the the black knight sword was that from an enemy?
Sorry, Chad.
target shot.
Anything worth much... else?
And there's the twin humanities, but I don't know if I necessarily want to sell those.
I mean...
Well, look at that. 235 damage now.
Oh, yeah, and we still have the Demon Spear in the Asylum and...
Okay, you know what?
We have so many- Oh, fucking Logan is gone.
God damn it.
Well, there goes my great scythe.
Yeah, I just need one more strength, but...
That's a lot of souls that we need to get.
It's like I want to use this dragon tooth at this point because we're so close now.
I just don't have like any souls.
humanity. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I don't know, killing this guy is a pain in the ass, though, chat.
Damn, chill bro.
Fuck this guy man.
Streamer please, bro, I'm fucking fat rolling, okay?
Actually, wait no, I'm not fat rolling.
I'm just making excuses.
Still though, it's so scary to attack this guy.
I mean, I could just back stab him five times.
Dude, I don't want to fuck- I don't want to fucking farm in Black Knight.
Uuughh!
Yeah, but the thing is going through the asylum is still, there's enemies there.
I can't do anything. I'm just so useless.
I have no fucking poise either.
Whatever, man. Fuck this shit.
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death
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death
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I think I'm just going to kill this black knight and the busher, but that just sells
Some humanities.
What?
What the fuck?
I don't know man, you say that but it's kind of fucking annoying and honestly I really
don't need humanities that badly. We're gonna find more anyways.
Yeah, I don't know why I'm so committed to using this Dragon Tooth, but oh my god, we
did it!
Yeah, I mean we're gonna lose it anyways.
I should have just bought a different weapon, but I'm stubborn.
Yeah, now we're gonna lose it in five minutes, true.
Man, I'm trying to remember what boss is like.
We even still need to kill.
We could go see what Butterfly is.
Four Kings.
Yeah, we could go Four Kings.
Hold on, apparently if I rest at the Lord Vessel I get 20 Estus though.
I lied to. I was lied to.
I've been lied to. Oh wait, unless can you... does this one have the... can you... can I kindle it? Is that what... is that what they meant?
You need to feed its souls. Oh.
Oh, it's only after you... oh, yes. Okay.
wait if I offer these is it gonna remove them from the key items? I guess not
No, I'm not farming souls anymore.
We got the strength to use this weapon, although we could upgrade it, but we don't have the
souls to upgrade it.
Pretty sure the dragon skill upgrades cost...
Or actually wait, do you need... do you still need souls to upgrade if you have the weapon
smith box?
Yeah, I think you do, right?
It's five per Lord Soul, well that doesn't seem correct either.
Cause it's not like it gives you zero estus.
Or maybe that is how it works?
Doesn't seem right though.
What the fuck?
That's really cool.
a guy
Okay. Jesus.
Die you bitch.
Ugh!
It's a shame though because even if we fully clear this area, like we're gonna have to
do it again when we can't like clear the area, kill four kings and then loot.
That's great.
Just bone?
Yeah, I know.
But that, I don't know.
Clearly you're missing the point.
Oh wait, no, we can't even...
We can't even do four kings.
What am I fucking doing?
We don't even have the key to the...
We don't even have the key to the fucking seal, dude.
I didn't be able to hard lock your run, and I won't.
I don't plan on it.
Oh my god.
I guess we should see what N... I guess we should see what the NPC has.
Oh, what the...
He sells parking nothing.
Now we could go to the catacombs, we do have the... we do have the light.
I don't know though.
Ohhhh.
I kinda wanna just loot New Londo though, cause like we killed everything here.
Oh, we're also...
You lose the light you'll regret it?
I mean, the thing is...
I could go kill Pinwheel on Nito, but I still...
I still need to, uh...
I'm probably still gonna need to loot that area.
So I'm gonna have to go back to it later anyways.
Dude, it's 10,000 to upgrade the fucking tooth.
For anybody who's curious about the, like, even if the Covenant of Artorias gets unequipped,
I'm just, if I'm going to fight four kings, I will equip it before I go into the fight
because obviously it would be incredibly fucking stupid if the run just died because
You didn't get the ring at the right time.
They should just always have green blossoms active.
They're insanely strong.
And you don't.
No biting.
Did I even kill these guys?
How is this guy still...
This fucking humanity is shitting on me!
What is going on there?!
I hit his tail when he swipes.
I don't know why I'm doing this. I'm just gonna go down.
It's not like we're looting that spot anyways.
This weapon is good, but holy fuck, the bonking is not good.
Great, plus one thousand sold.
I don't really want to rest, but I do kind of want to get my Estus back.
I just don't really want to respawn that Drake and upgrade the weapon.
Is it even worth it?
i guess we can do one upgrade
I wish I hadn't poised.
I see a butterfly.
That was kind of scary actually.
The rat?
I don't know.
Shit, I'm...
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I don't want to do the skip, I probably shouldn't though.
I know the skip's easy, it's just there's enemies that are nearby, and if it's, like,
If I drop down, and I'm at half health, and then some fucking bullshit enemy roll, like,
kills me, I'm fucked.
Honestly, though...
Like, what the fuck is this?
I don't know if I died.
Yeah, it might have been getting hit by the bridge.
I'm just so scared of being close to the lead.
dude
I
How do you
I mean, I normally, I don't really go through this area normally, very often.
I thought that doesn't patches like turn this thing.
Oh, it's the next one.
Yeah.
I really do not like these enemies.
They do so much fucking damage.
God, I kinda wish I just did the skip, man.
I'm just so scared.
I thought that... isn't Patches supposed to be here?
Wow, where is he?
After the Lord Vessely is in the tomb, hmm, well he's not here, so surely I'm just afraid
it's like somehow still gonna go off. I guess it's fine.
So this is more chill than the normal area, truthfully.
Why not go through Vamo's room?
Uhh, I mean, I'm not, the thing is, what, I can't fucking loot anything anyways.
I mean, I can, but...
Then I might have to fight some bullshit ball, I mean, imagine this is like,
Dude, what if this is like, fucking Calamity or some bullshit?
I have no idea what that is.
Oh, Gwendolyn, yeah.
I don't think we've seen Gwendolyn yet.
I probably shouldn't have healed there.
I don't want her...
I'm her or whatever, man.
Light time.
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It's probably not even gonna be as bad as it normally is.
Yeah, we should get tennis this.
Upgrade weapon.
I mean, the weapon is...
I don't even really know if we need to upgrade it anymore.
Might just give him some more stats.
Might try to go for like 40 HP.
I mean, I feel like our...
We could maybe have a bit more endurance, but...
This area is pretty bad and we're fighting a boss next.
Uh, yeah, but this one, I mean, this weapon does like 400 damage.
No, I didn't check the skeleton blacksmith. I probably should have.
I did not.
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I'm scared of getting rubber-physic'd here.
You can fall like right in that spot if you roll off it like a specific way.
Stop that.
20,000 for that guy dude, the invaders actually give so many souls.
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Each Kirk invasion, yeah, but he only invades one time though, right?
I mean, this weapon is good, but man, it's so f**king slow.
Are they infinitely respawning?
That's a bed of chaos.
Oh my god.
that you fucking piece of shit
Oh my god.
Oh, that was so... dude, I thought I was dead.
Oh my god.
Oh, that was scary.
Dude, I've never seen Bed of Cast in this arena.
I didn't know if there was going to be one of the roots on each side.
I couldn't fucking see.
He did, he did like 60% of my health in one hit.
I can't do the coffin anymore.
Might just go for 40 HP.
I'll do one more since it just costs one.
Uh, yeah, we could go do Butterfly.
Is Patches at Firelink?
I don't even know where that got.
I don't think I've ever seen patches in Firelink. I don't even know where it is.
Is he here now?
He was in the tomb, yeah. Does he stay in the tomb even after I kill Nido?
Well let's go kill the butterfly.
Well, let's go kill the butterfly, try.
We still have so many items we need to find though.
We need to find the broken pendant so we can get to DLC.
The flight time is available.
True.
Get patches to Firelink.
I mean, the thing is, and merchants don't sell.
They don't sell key items, so...
Don't I want to kill bosses?
Yeah, but bosses...
Okay, to be fair, like, bosses aren't really...
Bosses are not my main concern with this run.
It's like having to loot some of the areas.
Could be potentially problematic.
No, I don't think the crest appears in the shops.
I don't think these guys wake up unless you, like, grab the item there, so.
Any other items around here?
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probably can just run past him
bro what the fuck is that what do you
fucking mean? What do you mean? I don't think I have enough health to do this. 90% chance
Once he falls off, I don't know if I'd count on that.
Homeward bone out if it looks rough.
The problem is, if you get stuck on him when he starts charging, he'll hit you like fucking...
I don't know how many times he can just keep hitting you over and over again.
I feel like he might get stuck on the fog gate though.
Alright, he shouldn't be able to reach me with his charge, so let's just see if he gets
stuck.
I don't have enough space anymore.
This is not fucking me.
I don't know. I mean, this is like...
Ugh...
I guess it probably would have been fine, I mean...
I'm just afraid that if I'm like...
Just afraid he's gonna push me off the ledge with this collision.
I mean, I'm not sure if his charge attack would kill me or not.
I feel like if it only hits me at the end of the charge, it's probably fine.
Yeah, but the thing is, when he does the head slam, if I punish his head too much, he's
going to fucking run me over. I mean I'm just curious if the if the charge will
actually kill me from like full to dead. I don't I don't really want to test it
find out though, but I'm curious.
You have to kill it at some point. Yeah, but we have other... I don't know. I don't
think we should worry about killing that guy right now. Because the thing is, Chatt,
the higher level we get, the more defense we have. And if we have enough defense,
than we could just face tank the entire charge. There's really no reason to do it right now.
I mean I guess the only argument could be that it might be a good idea to do it right now because
we have a really good weapon, but we do have a blacksmith giant hammer plus five that we could get.
All right, well the question is, where should we go now, or what should we do?
I don't know.
Are there any more bosses that I can do, even?
Senipede?
I mean, I can.
I can't. I don't... well...
I mean, I could try to do Gwyn with the East West Shield, I guess.
I don't know if it's going to be enough.
If you have the Lord Bustler, you could do any boss.
Well, clearly your knowledge of DS1 isn't that great, because that's not true.
I can't do any of the DLC bosses. I can't do four Kings, because I don't have the key to the seal.
The depths, we already killed, we killed Seath in the depths.
We still have Taurus Demon, which is ceaseless.
Maybe we're strong enough to go do Taurus instead?
I mean surely we have enough health for Ceaseless, right?
We could go to that Duke's Archive, see, maybe we'll do that.
Baping is easier than Ceaseless. Yeah. I think he does less damage.
Oh, but this area is fucking grave lorded again.
Maybe not.
Go to the Great Hollow.
There's an- I mean, I'm just thinking with the- with the dragon tooth, we should probably
try to kill as many bosses as we can right now. We could just fucking upgrade it to plus
three and go back and try to do caping. Stray Demon. I think we killed Stray Demon. We actually
looted a lot of blight town. We didn't do the great hollow though.
Do you guys think the east west shield is gonna have enough stability against
Gwyn's attacks? I don't know.
Maybe if you upgrade the shield, that's true, I could upgrade it to plus five.
There's the guy in Fireling right under the bridge that sold the shield.
Yeah, I saved a fireman, sir.
He didn't have shit.
He has like 2,000 souls or something.
I mean whatever it's the shield isn't that good
Anyways, let's upgrade it to plus five and see what its stats are like, I guess.
pretty bad. No, I don't know what to do. And I made myself fucking fat roll. Well, that
That's a mistake.
Let's go kill Butterfly.
Well, it's even fucking worse now, cause I'm fatroll, so I fucking run like 50% speed.
Oh, I hate this.
cleric of farling sells a robe
is it a robe though? isn't it like a fucking giant armor or something?
don't need to roll against Gwenda, I'm just scared
I don't know
The estus lufuin?
Yeah I don't really want it.
I don't even have poids man.
Alright, I think we just go back and we just try to kill Gaping maybe.
I feel like we just need to...
We need to get a shield.
We just need a better shield.
I don't know, I should really learn how to fight Gwyn.
Because I think even without a shield, I mean if I was to toggle the shield off,
I could parry with my left hand.
I could like... I think you can just continuously bait out the jump attack
and then... and then parry that. But the problem is I think if you like mess it up...
I don't know if it's very easy to get back in the loop.
No, I didn't check bamos in the
But guys what is bamos even gonna have I guess a shield
Maybe we should check bamos for a shield
My sub-alerts are old, not just like me.
I'm just kidding, but yeah, I've had the same sub-alert for a long time.
Really, he doesn't.
Got him.
Just man up and hope for the best.
I guess if you're not far enough, I guess if you're like right inside him, he doesn't
do the charge.
Oh, oops.
I want to grab this, but we should probably...
I'm just gonna hold off.
I guess we'll go down and see what Vamos has.
Dude, I don't want to go through the catacombs again.
It's just so slow.
And I need to loot more items, it's just...
The seal for New Londo, it might have been.
My gosh, that was kind of scary.
Those skelly dogs can just destroy you so fast.
I think we already killed Sif in this run.
Didn't we?
Or was Sif?
uh
This fucking hammer is so good
I'm gonna miss this dragon too, for once we
Eventually lose it
I mean, I want to kill Gwyn with a... I just want a better shield.
That's kind of a bad roll.
I could just jump down though on this.
Oh, gosh.
I don't know what I'm doing!
That was all according to plan.
All according to plan.
All going to plan.
Totally didn't almost just throw the run.
Ugh, God, what am I doing?
What the fuck is that?
Where is the way, dude?
I don't even remember how to get through this fucking area.
Where's the way to fucking Vamos?
I can see like this dude that roll sent me so much further than I thought it would I should have just walked off
You have to go back
of
Oh god, it's not that way
No fucking... Bro. What do you mean? That...
Dude, that... What is that damage?
I saw it coming too, but I thought it, like, I thought rolling to the left, I guess I should have rolled to the right, like, through it.
Dude, holy fuck, that damage is absurd.
Well, the thing is, Chad, I don't even know what to do about that butterfly, like, can I actually...
Can I actually even kill that butterfly?
and where it's
dude how much damage did that do like fucking 70% of my health
thought this would be the run I was pretty I was feeling pretty good about
the run too but
All right, well, rest in peace, the God run.
I just want to go back down.
I could have just died from falling, it would have been funnier.
Yeah.
Honestly, part of the reason I died there though is just because of my lack of knowledge
of how to go through this fucking area.
I was scared of that butterfly, I don't know, I don't know, maybe I should have like waited
it out, maybe he would have fallen to, he would have died again, like last time.
There's a few things I want to test before.
Why don't you make yourself fast roll?
Yeah, yeah, I
Mean I would have to take off like everything and I still can't fast roll
All right, okay, I want to see first off is it possible
Like I think I can actually kill that butterfly in that position
I just, I guess I really should have checked.
Yeah, I mean, you can...
Won't be there next time?
Well, of course not.
That's not the point.
I think I'd honestly, I think if I didn't roll there, I might have not even died.
I'm pretty sure I got counter hit because I rolled.
Dude, that's insane how much damage it does though.
Let's see, you know, let's test.
Look at how much damage that does.
What the fuck?
What is fucking happening?
There's like a dragging butt in the ceiling or something.
What the fuck dude?
Okay I just want to see what, what is the fastest way to Vamo's?
Oh my god dude.
I love having no poise.
I'm just impatient right now if you couldn't tell.
Just reset bro I'm not fucking resetting.
I don't want to go to the fucking area again and not know where to fucking go and die because of it
Fucking resetting yet
I mean, here, okay, you know, if we want to just explore, I will turn on my cheats and
disable the AI.
That butterfly there was so cruel though, dude what the fuck is that?
magic attack did 80% of my health.
What does my magic resist?
I think I'm bad at looking at my sword.
So where the fuck is the path to Vamo's?
Cause I know I can go there.
It's like the fucking hole you fall down.
It's not even here yet.
Too far.
Yeah, I remember this spiral staircase.
and
and you just go this way I guess as well
I'm going to go back to the other side of the road.
Well, he did not have a shield.
Wait.
Yeah, here's some shit.
Permadeath is whack.
Well, if you don't want to see Permadeath, you can stream yourself.
Alright, uh, let me go get some water and bear it back.
.
All right, on back.
What a shame about that last run.
Oh, well, well.
There's one other thing I want to see.
I want to go see how much damage Ceaseless does.
How much damage Ceaseless does?
I know how to get Rhea on patches as merchants.
I mean, I've done Rhea's quest a bunch.
Whenever I use miracles in this game.
Uh, for patches, don't you literally just let him kick you down and then you talk to him?
Isn't that a...
The thing is, if you get kicked down there, you're...
kind of dangerous.
Let's see how much damage this is like fire because a lot of the time when the fight starts
I'm curious how much damage this Fire Blast thing does.
Not that much, actually.
You actually dodged that attack.
I guess he has a range limit as well.
I got myself counter hit.
Alright, well...
I guess the only other thing is, can he...
Can you like, push me off?
This body?
Seems kinda scary.
Not even know where I am right now.
of
Yeah, we can go see what you're using this show on, kind of, like...
So let's see how much he does.
I'm a Samus Delight.
Pop up.
Yeah, it would have been fine.
You take a bit of chip damage, but yeah, it's fine.
All right guys, well fucking rest in peace that run that was such a good run too.
That's a shame man, but I don't know I mean I don't feel like I necessarily misplayed
maybe I should have killed that butterfly though like I I was getting a little impatient
We could play the epic poppy playtime chapter 5.
you
Well, they made the first poppy playtime three.
an interesting strategy. Maybe we'll play poppy playtime. I don't know if I want to start
another run, I'm a little worn out after that last run.
are what the fuck poppies playtime of 70 gigs
Oh, I'm not tilted.
That was a good run we had going, but it's my fault.
I underestimated how much damage that fucking butterfly would do.
you
See you later Colleen.
got another rando. I don't really think I want to. I need like a mental reset from Darksouls.
I don't really want to do another run today.
And Quizler9, thanks for the donation, man.
Thank you for the 20 euros.
Yeah, I thought re-animal was decent.
I died again. Yeah. Hey, we got a new PB though, at least. The catacombs is so dangerous,
Dude, it's crazy.
Honestly, chat, I do want to stream more,
but my neck is kind of sore right now.
I don't really want to overdo it.
I don't know. I think I'm going to go take a shower and chill out for a bit. Maybe I'll
come back later and play Poppy Playtime or start a Resident Evil game. But yeah, I don't
I just, I don't feel...
Now, my neck's just really sore right now.
I don't want to make it worse streaming for too long.
You always say that kind of shit.
Well, my neck fucking hurts. I'm not lying.
and I streamed eight hours already dude anyway thanks for watching guys
and
I'm gonna find somebody to raid chat. Thank you. Thank you all for watching. I hope you all enjoyed the DS1 randah today. I
Tried my best. I mean I felt like I played pretty patient today
But then I kind of got a look I don't know I got a little bit impatient in the catacombs
And that's honestly what killed me it just gets it's
It just gets tiring like clearing the same area because I cleared that area a full time already
then I'm going back there just to check the merchant for a fucking shield and
then it's like I'm gonna have to go back there again and loot it fully I don't
know I just got I just got him a little impatient
Yeah, thank you all for being here though, Chat.
I've been having a lot of fun doing this DS1 rando.
If I feel a little bit better, I mean, it's still quite early, so if I feel a bit better,
I may come back and stream for an hour or two, but I might also just try to relax, let's
see.
I'm going to give a raid to...
I'm going to give a raid to Lobos.
He's doing a permadeath in Valheim.
You guys want to go watch some Valheim?
Say hi to Lobos?
Yeah, seriously, thank you guys.
Thank you guys all for watching.
I'm glad some of you guys have been enjoying the DS.
The DS1 rando.
We will, um,
maybe we'll start like a Resident Evil game tomorrow.
I do want to get, like, I don't want to just exclusively do DS1.
leading up to re9 so maybe we'll uh maybe we'll start the stream with resident evil tomorrow and
maybe after we like if we finish a game maybe we'll do ds1 rando or something i don't know we'll see
see how i feel
Yeah, only nine more days until already nine chat.
Oh, I'm so excited.
It's going to be so much fun.
Yeah, we got a new PB today at least.
Let's stay positive.
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