you
Good morning, what's up everybody?
I'm awake a bit early this morning.
I,
I woke up to the sound of geese fucking honking.
The fucking communal, communal honk.
I left my window open last night.
It's like having fresh air in my room when I got to bed.
But unfortunately, the geese are back.
Every year we have we have like a pond outside our house.
And every fucking year the geese come back around this time and they just fucking honk
endlessly.
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Do they attack me now?
Oh, chat.
We are so close to Resident Evil 9.
I can taste it.
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Man it's crazy how time flies though feels like it was it wasn't that long ago that I was waiting for silk song
And now it's fucking here
It was an amazing game
Ella still needs to fucking play silk song.
What's he doing, man?
Hmm.
Too busy playing Slop.
It's Ella's favorite meal.
We're scared to play a song.
song. I don't think that's it. I actually don't know why he hasn't played Silksong. I guess,
I mean, I get it kind of because I imagine if he, because like right when Silksong came
out he was on a trip or something. So I kind of get it like missing the hype of the game
game launch, but I mean, you did the same thing with the expedition. Maybe he'll get around
to it at some point. Anyways, I love the song, man. I loved it so much. We even have a flea
plushy chap
mm-hmm
Hey, guys, look at this plushie we got.
Isn't he beautiful?
What is this? Well clearly you've never played Soak Song.
You're missing out, man.
Lucky him. What the? I love silk song so much.
So many RE9 leaks. Yeah, I've been kind of avoiding social media. I mean to be
honest I don't care that much about the story of the Resident Evil games. I mean
I don't want to get spoiled obviously, but did Bach actually play Hollow Knight?
No, he never did, I don't think.
So I think he said he played Slokesong off stream.
I don't know.
Oops, sorry.
Falk played it for nine hours.
You know, it's better than nothing.
It's disappointing when your streamer doesn't play the Metroidvania
about the little white apple, dude, you've been asking to play four years.
Yeah, Reut. Yeah.
Yeah.
I will play Rain World at some point for you, Rear, but alas, the time has not yet come.
Knowing your luck you won't be online when that happens.
I mean, how long is the game?
People are saying it's pretty hard, right?
It can be about five to 20 hours, okay.
It's a game you can easily get hard stuck, I see.
I wonder if Ella ever played that game, not live on YouTube?
No, I don't go live on YouTube until I start my stream.
Or rather until I start the game, I should say.
Can't be worse than this challenge.
This challenge is actually fucking suffering.
It really is.
I love it.
That's questionable.
Chat loves it though, so.
They were getting some rusty. Yeah. Yeah.
We could, um,
It's going to take like four days to play the Good Array games. Yeah
It's not that bad I'm thinking that we could uh
Could maybe do some Resident Evil 2 today I
Was thinking we could do we could do the Resident Evil 2 remake randomizer
Instead of like a normal playthrough
I mean, it doesn't need to be permadeath.
Just make for fun.
The RE2 permadeath rando is pretty fucking difficult, honestly.
I don't know. If we did RE2 random permative, that's basically the only resident enable that
we would be playing until RE9 comes out.
Let's go.
The RE2 R-Rendo is actually kind of hard.
Is it actually that hard?
Yeah, it's pretty tough.
I don't know if anybody finished
a rando run of the, I'm not sure if anybody finished a rando, a permadeath rando of the
RE2. Maybe Trey. I'm not sure. I mean, it's, it's kind of brutal because like sometimes
you just don't get, sometimes you just don't get like heels, the heels that you need, you
can, it's just crazy how quickly things can go south in that, with the permative.
Are you six with Lobos or Saladin?
I'd probably rather play it with Lobos because Lobos has never played it.
I don't know if Lobos is that big of a fan of like Resident Evil games though.
Lobos just does whatever he feels like from what I can tell so, which is not a bad thing
or anybody misconstrues what I'm saying but.
I mean the thing is Salad has played Resident.
He played Resident Evil 6 like a few weeks ago.
So.
It would just be kind of.
I don't know, do you guys agree with me?
Like, if you haven't if you haven't played a game blind, you would rather play
like I would 100% rather play with somebody else who also hasn't played
the game than somebody who knows the game.
You know, very well.
It's just more fun that way.
Like I tried playing resident evil outbreak with Bach and I mean I love Bach and it's
fun.
I mean I would be down to do like RE5 co-op with Bach though I think he already played
RE5 so I don't know if he would be down to do that but anyways regardless I tried playing
reasonable outbreak with Bach and he, it was just like, I had no idea, I had no idea what
I was doing, except it didn't matter because all I did was follow Bach, and he just beat
them it like he would just be like, Bach has played outbreak so much he just he would
just beat the mission on his own. I mean, he's like speed ran the game, right? So
That was my first outbreak experience, it's just following Bach and he just carried us.
Is it expedition out of co-op mode?
Well, there's a mod for expedition that lets, lets like multiple people play.
I think it's like like local though.
Different route.
I mean, Larks and I have both played Expedition.
Expedition was a really, really good game, although I'm not, I'm just reaching to the
choir, is that the saying?
Now, there's some content and expedition that I never did.
Did I do Simon? No.
I should probably go back and fight Simon and some of the super bosses.
All right, I'm gonna start the YouTube stream.
Yeah, so I think the plan for today chat will try DS1 rando for a few hours and
then I'm I think I'm probably gonna switch maybe maybe we will do the resident evil 2 rando
Because that sounds fun. At least it's different right compared to what I did in the marathon
The New Year's marathon, so.
I like this DS1 rando, but I fear I'm going to burn out on it.
I'm not a very patient person, so.
I mean, hence me being a fucking speedrunner.
At least when it comes to games.
It also depends on the game, though.
Oh, sorry.
There's a blacksmith giant hammer where I cannot believe Hobb was 8 hours in with six
bosses yesterday.
That's actually freaking absurd.
Dude, yesterday I had seven bosses killed in an hour.
I mean, I'm sorry.
I'm not, I'm not trying to be like toxic, it's just...
This class is so heavy, but, well actually it has the Shadow Pants, the gloves...
Does have Mask of the Mother, though.
It's absurd, but that's how you win these challenges.
I mean...
Whenever he loses that run, it's gonna be real painful.
I don't know if I should have started with this class.
Why when and not if?
Well, this run is just brutal.
Fuck it, I send it as not working out for you either, yeah.
I don't know, the thing for me is like the more time that I spend, I mean obviously not,
you know, not dying is the most important thing in this run of all.
It is also important.
Well maybe, for me it's important to, like I would rather try to go moderately fast and
die an hour in like I I could kill I could kill four bosses in an hour or I
could kill four bosses in four hours if I play it super super slow but when I
inevitably lose that run four hours in it's gonna feel that much worse you
know what I'm saying
Oh, is he going to start charging me?
I believe this guy.
does not seem like it.
I don't think the tail can be a key item now.
Mr. Bunny Wizard, welcome to the stream.
Hold on, you know what, I'll be back in a sec.
I ordered this like, I ordered a stand for my monitor
because my monitor is way too fucking low to the table.
I'm gonna go grab that real quick.
Wait, is it here?
Unfortunately, I really like this monitor I have,
but it doesn't have a...
Oh, actually it's not here yet.
Okay, never mind.
It's getting here today.
Oh
Yeah, I feel like part of the reason my neck's been hurting is because the monitor is just
too low and I'm like looking down a lot of the time during the stream actually give me
one sec. I'll be right back.
.
All right, I'm back.
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Oh, jeez, oh jeez.
I should have leveled up already.
I don't want to risk it.
I'm just getting a dark sign.
It's up CB.
Monitor mounts, yeah, I should probably get just like a wall mount.
all right well we got the fucking fap ring chat and a plus one astus this is a good start
Why do I use all of humanity straight away?
Well, I might use the twin humanity.
Humanity is good because it does give defense.
But at the same time, I don't really
want to use all of my humanity until I get homeward bones.
Because if I dark sign, I'm going to lose it all.
and
grass cross shield is nice we can maybe use that later if we run into Gwyn
I could save that for when we get Gwyn.
Do I have a recent Elden Ring Speedrun uploaded?
New character but some skips don't work anymore.
Basically all the skips in my Glitchless Any% run still work.
I don't know which run you're watching now.
Oh my god, the large number of...
Because this run, the only thing that would make this run better is finding the Lord Vessel.
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One of those with the Lord Vessel could be.
You never know.
Can't softlock you if you don't choose Master Key at the start.
I don't think so.
I don't think that the master key is like an item that you necessarily need, but it definitely
helps a lot.
Complete now? Yeah, just give me like 8 hours.
This is a long fucking run, like actually.
Hmm, I should probably make like a command or something, CV.
We're using a custom version of the rando which turns off scaling.
Which honestly, I feel like maybe this rando would be more fun with the scaling on, but
It would also probably make it a little too easy.
Another Fire Keeper Soul.
Infinite Titanite. Infinite Large. Oh, no, not Infinite Large, but Infinite Titanite.
Leo Ring.
This is a really good run so far. This is a really lucky seed.
I mean I don't know I would even I would rather have the Lord Vessel than
everything else that I have right now but this is still really good we still
I don't need a good weapon as well.
Hey Regal.
Maybe we'll go down towards Sif.
I think that's the play right now.
We got the large Ember and the FAP Regal.
It's looking good.
There's a lot of different people trying the rando now.
Regal's doing it, Hobb, uh, Salad.
Ladino was doing it today.
Ooh.
Oh, that's...
Shit.
Ella's about to...
Ella already did the rando.
I doubt he wants to do it again, but maybe...
Somehow influenced.
I doubt Ella's gonna do this again.
Maybe down the line,
he would try it again or something, but I don't have enough souls, like it's awesome finding
the BKH, but it doesn't matter, because I need to loot.
Yeah, I mean, same Regal, well I'm not taking a week off, but yeah.
Once Requiem comes out, I'm done with this rando for the time being, but I can always
come back to it later.
And that's a fun challenge.
I mean I'm not sure which version of the randomizer is harder.
I feel like this one is, but at the same time you can't make bosses replace enemies
in this rando.
It's that option that definitely makes things harder, but it also makes things easier in
away because you if you if you have it so enemies can oh my god oh how happy am i
if you have it so enemies can replace bosses or box sorry that way around then
if a boss randomly falls off a cliff you could just get like 40,000 souls or
or even more, depending on which boss it is.
I kinda wish that bosses could replace enemies in this,
because it would be,
I mean, it would be sick.
I feel like one of the most annoying parts about this Rando
is just not having the stat requirements.
Also, I don't know why I'm going this way.
One of the most annoying things
is not having the stat requirements
use the weapons. And if a boss died early on and you got a bunch of souls, I would hope
a lot.
Regal I'm sure you are aware of this but I I did not realize how much defense
humanities gave you in this game I mean I know that they give item bind because we
pop them for you know when you're trying to get the bkh but I was like
shocked how much defense you actually get from humanity
I think each humanity is equal to like a level up in terms of defense.
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13 Humanity, the fuck?
Speaking of Humanity, well I don't really want to pop them right now, because I don't
have any homework bones. Yeah, I mean, I could check the boss. Doesn't really matter, though.
Yeah, I mean, I also don't have a usable weapon.
I would love to use this BKH, I mean, if we're lucky enough, we can probably use it.
It's a big if, though.
This guy is going to chase me to the ends of the fucking earth!
Can I end it here?
How am I not able to fucking backstab this guy?
and
this is like barely moves enemy forwards, right?
well, it's enough.
alright die you fuck
One fat armor for another.
There's no dark sign out of here.
I do not want to run back at all.
all right well
this is honestly not great
we have FAP
and BKH is great but we don't have the souls
It's all of a great hero.
More armor.
Oh god.
Why do I feel like Ella was watching my stream and he took a fence to my what I said?
All right, did he did he flush sticks them
of
the
death
of
the
death
to do chat
Oh wait, Ella needs to cut- if Ella's doing this though, he needs to custom rando.
Unless salad sent it to him.
Oh, I didn't loot these items here.
It's a good run.
It's over now.
I mean, the Great Axe could be good.
The Great Axe would actually be a good choice to use, but that is kind of heavy.
Gargoyle's Halberd is really bad.
Oh god, not the hiccups.
I mean, where I'm at right now is probably the best spot to farm souls, but it depends on that as you get.
Our little halberd is amazing.
Is it, though?
It's one of the best weapons in the game.
Maybe I'm thinking of the tailaxe.
The thing is, I can't upgrade it.
I feel like I'm getting... I feel like I'm getting baited.
If anything, the partisan is probably better, because we can actually upgrade it.
Oh, there's another great axe in here too.
You can upgrade the... yeah, but what does it... does it upgrade with Titanite?
does
bucket
I need Homer bones though
I mean we can get it to plus seven
that should actually be pretty good
it just sucks that I'm fat load
No, the upgrades don't carry over sadly.
Okay, plus 7 though, that's not bad at all.
Is there a lighter armor here?
I guess let's just try to kill Gargs, maybe.
Pop the Humanities.
Dude, I can't pop the Humanities because I'm not going to have a fucking homework bone.
I need boner.
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it
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There's toilet, bitch!
Oh, good god.
Let's try to...
Kraken but is running everything these dogs are so scary
Oh, back down the hall there.
Yeah, I'm in the- well, better strategy is kind of scary.
I don't know that- I don't know how to fight these dogs.
Like, should you go behind- should you try to get behind them?
I genuinely don't know.
No.
I fucking aggravated the black knight.
Amazing.
Black knight with a thousand fucking health.
falling is bad when you're fat yeah
Oh! Oh!
He actually made- Oh my god, he destroyed the fucking pillars!
All right, here we go, once again, is that fucking ma- don't tell me that's Manus.
Wait, no, that's not Manus.
Oh, it's...
Oh, and us, I think?
I think this is normal orange thing.
Or maybe it's the super one?
I think I'm gonna have one of them down, it's fine.
That rolling is so bad.
Oh, this.
Oh, this is stupid.
their positionings are just not good right now, that's good.
Okay.
Like Ava hits first dagger.
Yeah, this thing does not do very much poise damage, it seems.
probably should have killed smo first I don't know it's hard to say
Come on, Humward Bone.
White slab.
Oh!
Black Knight Great Axe.
I need to go... I need to go to Undead Burg.
the
We don't need to kill Lawtruck right now.
I guess I'll do it, but until I ring the Quailag Bell, he's not gonna...
I don't think he does anything.
I guess it's a thousand extra souls though.
What?
Well, weapon would be best for the run.
I mean any of the Black Knight weapons are really good.
The Halberd is probably the best though because the move set and like the range is just
really good. I mean this weapon is basically like the BKH actually. There's another DLC
What is happening? I'm so scared.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
God, Fat Roll is so fucking ass.
Bro, I cannot believe you made it through there.
What the?
The range on this thing is actually insanely good.
How much of these worm guys get?
We actually have the basement key so we could, instead of doing the skip we could go the
normal way I guess.
Well we'd have to see what Taurus is but...
Come on give me some fucking Homer Bones please.
Jesus.
No, Homeward Bones.
Ooh, unlimited Twinklies, though.
Dark Hand.
Shea Rings.
I can't keep calm.
It's my leg's chest and helm.
Man, dude.
Like, fat rolling is so bad, Chad.
I've been by mushroom, I mean, they're 5,000 each.
A little too steep for me.
is that guy shooting through the fucking window oh my god what a mad man
I want to try to drop down to that item, but I'm scared because I have that roll
What's up, trance?
Gavenham bought Outer Wilds.
Nice.
I love Outer Wilds so much.
I probably should have just went back and gone through the tower, tower door, here.
Centipede, I mean that should be doable.
That'd be fine.
I like this so much damage, but the fuck.
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I guess we could unlock the...
It kicked down the ladder
Well, this is nice going this pathway.
I haven't actually had an opportunity to do that yet.
He's falling.
If I look away, oh fuck.
We do not have the residence key though, do we?
We do have the key to the seal.
Yeah, we could open the shortcut, I guess.
Doesn't really matter, though, nothing.
did that fucking guy with the bow is crazy
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I need him to walk far enough forward where I can run past him.
of
death
of
death
of
death
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I don't know man. I don't know. I guess I just needed to be like, I just, I got impatient
again. I just fucking, it's so annoying. He just won't go far enough forward for me to
run past him. It's the only choice is to fucking kill him, but I can't stagger him.
Oh my god, what do I actually do in that fucking situation, then?
Another throw. I didn't know what to fucking do, dude. Like, I guess I just
hidden one time roll back and just use like seven fucking humanities i i guess
that was the strap i mean uh yeah it was a throw but i didn't know what to
fucking do dude
i mean i had the humanities yeah i guess just fucking go as slow as human
impossible
This enemy is small cancer, holy sh...
Toilet bitch!
I don't know, see this is the problem, it's like sometimes playing too cautious.
I mean my death there wasn't because of being...
Well, no it kind of was because of being too cautious though.
I think he died or he's like in the wall or something.
That was a really dumb death. I don't know. I just...
I like I wanted to try to run past him, but I was too scared to do so.
But I should have just tried to run past him, I think.
Well, you guys say the one was dead but you quite like that we were actually in one of
a few situations where I could have killed Quaelag. Um, hold on, can I?
I mean, there's really not that much of a point in doing this, but I want to see anyways.
you guys what you can do on Quailash? Well, if she opens with that and you're not allowed
to quit out I think you're actually just dead.
Well, you need to be really... yeah, we were probably fucked here either way.
Honestly.
Good showing, thanks man.
Heck, the ledge for safety.
Dude, getting Quailag here is so fucked.
I guess this run was... I guess we were probably dead here either way, so...
of a man is in that arena. Yeah, dude, the Capra boss fight is so incredibly fucked in
this rando. Yeah, I'm not too. I mean, we did have we did have a good weapon to actually
kill Quailag in that situation, but if she opens with that jumping fire attack and you're
not allowed to quit out, I actually think you're just dead.
Because you wouldn't even be able to homer bone.
Why even do it?
Because you have to kill all the bosses for the challenge.
And the funny thing is you can't even fire bomb cheese quail egg because she's immune
to fire.
Yeah this weapon is insanely good.
Ah yeah I think that run was just kind of cursed chat because we got quail egg there.
It was doable though.
In most cases, that Quelag fight would not be doable, but because we had a Halberd it
actually was, but regardless, we were probably going to die.
Google just not by me. I mean I literally just killed her, bro. What you on about?
The blacksmith giant hammer. That's good, but honestly maybe the hunter...
Hunter's good.
I think we pick up the flamberge to start and then we save the spear for later.
Yeah, that looks good.
Alright, I'm gonna go use the restroom chat.
I'll be right back.
It works if she doesn't do the lava sped, but that's random.
came disparity, heat and coal, life and death, and of course, light and dark.
Then, from the dark, they came and found the souls of lords within the flame.
Nito, the first of the day.
The Witch of Isoline and her Daughters of Chaos, Grimm, the Lord of Sunlight, and his
and the furtive paid me, so easily forgotten.
With the strength of gods, they challenged the dragons.
The Queen's mighty gods move hard against the heavens,
the witches willing to break her eyes to life and death.
Me too, I wish that I have the death and the disease.
And see the skills we trained, isn't it?
And the dragons we're paying for.
Alright, I'm back.
We go again.
But soon the flames will fade, and only dark will remain.
Even now, there are only embers.
A man sees not light, but only endless lights.
And amongst the living are seen, carriers of the accursed dog sign.
My coffee drinker?
No, not really.
.
I've been trying to limit myself to have like a soda with dinner.
I don't think that's it.
We got bit of chaos.
I don't know, Coke Zero just doesn't taste very good to me at all.
They're like energy drinks? No, not really.
when I kill it instantly I actually should have you're right you're absolutely
correct
I don't know how people say that, because it doesn't.
It's the same in EU. I have Coke Zero in EU. It does not taste the same, but maybe it
is different in EU because I feel like it did taste... I think it did taste different,
but anyways, regardless, if it tastes the same for you, that's great. Not for me,
No.
What the hell?
What is- what is- I wonder what that item is.
Why can't I pick it up?
I've only seen this one other time.
here
now
I'm the homeward bone
I think so.
Man, that's a shame about the last run.
I mean, we were probably cooked because of Quelag being in that arena, but still.
That was a good run we had going.
It did suck that we lost the phat ring so early though.
And those blue drakes are so scary, can you and meh?
Oh.
I'm dead.
I forgot I had my fucking cheats still on.
Oops.
Well, that was fucking stupid.
Oh well.
Can we get Gwyn as the first boss?
I don't think you can, or at least I've never seen it.
I think that you can't get Gwyn or DLC bosses in the Asylum, because I guess they don't
want you to like get a super easy Gwyn or 4 or DLC 5 or 4. Yeah, I don't know if you
can get 4 Kings either. I think the Asylum is only... you can? I've never seen it.
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Yeah, Fat Roll is fucking unusable.
Mr. Adam.
a new lando. I think Ella will beat me to finish this mod. I don't know man. This run is really,
really RNG. I would argue, I mean, there is definitely like skill involved in this run.
Honestly, it's more so a test of patience, more than anything. I die a lot in this
This ran though because I just get impatient.
I mean that's honestly the reason I died to the fucking, I'mma pop this.
That's the reason I died to that Drake in that last run.
I was actually surprised I was trying this again.
I was saying yesterday the only thing that's going to make me actually lock in and be super
patient is if uh, the only thing that's going to make me actually patient is if I get the
Lord vessel.
I'm gonna grab these two items and then just dip.
Yeah I mean I'm not gonna fucking plush RE9 to suffer in this fucking rando.
This is just keeping me busy until Resident Evil 9.
I can always come back to this challenge if we don't finish it before RE9.
I think you need to be really patient for this run, but the boss RNG, like some of the bosses...
Some of the bosses that you can get in some of the arenas are so incredibly bullshit.
Getting a DLC boss in Capra Arena or getting Quelag in Capra Arena.
Quelag in Iron Garm Arena is also terrible.
And then like Butterfly Arena is terrible too.
There's some really, really dangerous boss arenas in this game.
Very scary.
Yeah, I mean that's basically what you have to do for all the areas, Zambar.
You need to clear the entire area and then loot it. That's basically the strat.
But you don't really want to loot stuff until you have enough stats where you can use the majority of weapons that you may potentially find.
I thought I was going to take a break today.
We might do some Resident Evil 2 rando later today.
Not permadeath, just like a casual run for fun.
It's going great sword
Are you five with larks that bro? She's playing with Apollo
I've already played RE5 with larks anyways.
He did the steal.
I've thought about running uh, thought about running SM64 before.
I never ended up giving it a go.
It's annoying these enemies can't.
You can't knock these enemies off the ledge because they're the drakes.
They have, like, ledge protection.
Although they can fly off.
Oh, I know that much.
Can I kick this guy?
Iron ring?
Pike?
I can actually use a pike.
Centipede Demon in the Moonlight Bridge.
I wouldn't actually mind Centipede Demon there.
I think Kwaylag in the Moon...
I don't know if you can get Quailag in the Moonlight Bridge, but that would be fucking horrible.
I don't know, I think the Moonlight Butterfly Arena is probably the most bullshit out of all of them, like even worse than Capra.
The goal is, well, credits and all bosses, I guess I should probably put the bosses
like as one out of 26 or something so people know I don't know why I'm trying to kill
this guy running attack on this weapon is so bad I want to cut his tail
still. And you're not.
Oh, he's hiding something real good up there.
Oh crystal halberd and the tight night catch pole.
Oh, that's really good.
I'm a great...
There's a mask of a child.
How much does the pike weigh?
Oh, weighs 10?
Maybe we just buy the crystal hobber?
I know I just buy the crystal halberd and the helmet loot more stuff than buy it.
Uh, yeah.
I don't really have...well...yeah, I guess.
Do I have chunks?
Not right now.
Why is the pike heavier than the halberd?
Good question.
I guess the yet is quite long.
No, I don't have the Lord Vessel sadly.
That would be the...
cherry on top. I can't believe that gargoyle had f***ing
half of his ring in his tail. Imagine killing that gargoyle like...
I don't know. There's been multiple times where I've killed that gargoyle and not chopped the
tail. I guess I don't want my weapon to get replaced, but I guess we just got really
lucky. It's crazy though. It's a shame that this twinkling or this lizard didn't drop
We did not drop us any chunks.
We've actually found quite a few rings, haven't we?
Dude, this is crazy. We've found so many rings already. What the fuck?
Oh, what the fuck?
No! We didn't think I was that fucking close to the ledge, dude! What the fuck, man?
How fucking- Oh my god, was I really that close already?
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, I should have just left, dude.
I don't know. See, like, I feel like the smart play there
would have been to just leave because we could have came back and actually killed that guy.
But I'm just I'm just so greedy.
Like, I just I wanted to I should have just left because that was fucked.
Hmm.
Oh my god.
I'm just so greedy.
I'm so fucking greedy.
First playthrough death.
I thought that there was more space.
more space. The thing is it's so hard to see the ledge, especially in that situation
where I have a sanctuary guardian on me. I really thought there was more space there before
the ledge, but I guess it's really short on the right side.
Well, goodbye, Havel's Ring and Crystal Halberd and...
...intide night catch-pull.
I mean, I kind of like the idea of letting your- like, being allowed to die if you have the rare ring of sacrifice, but I don't know, it's perma-death, like it's a fun idea, but at the end of the day, the challenge of the run is to not die, so allowing deaths in certain circumstances is still a bit silly.
I mean, yeah, like, it's not like you're always gonna have that ring, so it would make it
actually useful, but it would be probably too useful.
that's the date right right there that last death that last death is the danger of running
past enemies man like if I if I had just killed the sanctuary
Guardian and took my time and killed everything there. I like it.
What have been done?
The danger of... oh no.
I'm two minutes in and this area is scaled down.
Well, I played Crimson Desert on release, uh, wasn't planning on it, no.
Let me in the fucking- let me in the window.
sponsor not that I know of. We do have a sponsor for Marathon. Oh the Hammer of Vamos. Did I
Check out re-animal. Yeah.
No, I don't think my marathon stream is with anybody else.
Yeah, I feel like people are so quick to like hate on games before they've even played
at these days.
looking for the next concord. People just love... baiting on shit. Very large.
Yeah, we have a sponsor for Marathon. It's like a day after RE9 comes out or
something so it's only for two hours though there
they're pretty low buddy so
Yeah, I'm definitely turning off on-screen chat for that one.
Yeah, the timing of the sponsor is not great, with it being like right after RE9, but it's
only for two hours, so.
I mean, I want to try out the game anyways, it's just obviously with the RE9 coming
out.
I wish I could buy that soul.
Oh, Crest!
I'm glad I don't actually get to it here.
Oh, getting the crest there is nice.
Honestly, though, I think if we start with a good weapon, just rushing bosses, I think
Going straight down to Quailag and Ceaseless really is probably the best... the best strat.
At least that's... going straight down to Quailag and Ceaseless is when I've had the most success in my runs.
I thought I was fucking in the clear, but uh, nope, get fucking Dark Souls'd.
Oh man, cool dude. Fucking cool. Whatever. Maybe we'll get a good starting weapon now.
We have no good starting weapon. That's great.
Bob is nine hours in, bro. I don't know how Bob is nine hours in.
He's only... How many bosses is he at now? Six?
Yeah, that's...
He's at...
Has he done butterfly or capra yet?
So those are like two of the most important things.
I've taken two days to complete it, but he's going to do without dying.
I don't know though.
Has he looted that much stuff yet?
you I mean I hope he finishes it like I I genuinely don't want to see him I hope he does but
Honestly though, like, hot is kind of built for this challenge in a way.
I really am way too, I am way too fucking greedy in this round.
Alright, well, that's unfortunate.
Honestly, probably for the best.
It's a quick, quick little reset.
I shouldn't have went in for that running attack, but I thought I might make it out.
Are stats randomized? No, the starting class stats are always the same.
I'm going to be back in a second.
a land of grey crags, arch trees and everlasting dragons.
But then there was fire, and with fire came disparity.
and cold, life and death, and of course, light and dark, then from the dark they came and
found the souls of lords within the flame.
Needle, the first of the day.
All right.
Another one.
I saw yesterday's butterfly incident in your dream last night, damn.
Trun is even making people dream about it.
that's a beautiful
I missed that.
Yeah, that was cool.
Great, great boss fight.
Back in asylum.
Come on, give me a good, good starting weapon, please.
Oh fat man with double club, yeah.
I'm uh... not choosing that one.
Not having a drop in the tables...
that's not actually how it works.
Just because you start with an item doesn't mean that you won't get it again.
Man, 6-7 deaths, true.
Oh, yeah, no, you're right, right. 66 deaths. This is the 67th round.
I don't know.
What boss?
I do have...
What boss was this?
I hope we're out of this gaping.
I already forgot.
I think I need some rest.
Nah.
Crazy.
I'm locking in, dude.
This is the round man.
Yeah, 70 mandis to start is good, but we need homered bones.
We have only found the Lord Vessel early two times.
Unfortunately.
There's a dark hand.
Well, alright, let's at least loot this stuff.
We should probably just use the dark hand though, to kill some bosses.
worth rushing tomb of giants? No, not really.
No, I mean, you could make the lord vessel still. You could still make it spawn where
normally does if you want it's an option but I feel like it's more exciting when
you have to look for it and you know if you do get it early I mean it definitely
makes more bullshit but that's kind of the whole point of this run I guess so
Yeah, but the thing is, I mean, I don't even have a usable weapon right now.
I mean, I could get the dark hand and go down to the catacombs, but there's so many enemies
there and if there's one...
Like, all it takes is one DLC caster sniping me from God knows where.
What even is the mystery key for?
Is that for Lottric's cell?
Can you open that with the master key as well or do you need the mystery key?
Master key opens it, ok. That's kind of pointless then.
Man, I just want to get a... I want to get a good boss weapon and just rush... er...
I want to get a good starting weapon and brush some bosses.
But unfortunately, I am not getting any good weapons to start with.
Great sword.
Honestly, we've had some decent RNG today.
I mean, I think getting Lord Vessel early is like the most important thing, but we did get, like, we had a good run.
The first run we did today was pretty good, but then I died like an idiot, so the Drake
on the way to the Capra, but there was also Quaylag in Capra's arena, so I feel like you
just fucking lose in that situation anyways.
What am I doing?
What am I fucking doing?
Actually, I just hate, I hate fat rolling so much.
I thought I thought I could strafe that last hit, but I should have just rolled.
Oh, that was just stupid, that was just a tactical reset so we can get a good starting weapon, right?
Well, god, deprived stats are so bad though.
I mean, this is a good, this is good.
Could start deprived.
The stats are not great, but...
Thank you.
Stranger, stranger. Thank you.
Easy to level up, no.
Deprived is good, and I mean we'll be able to light roll, which is really good.
I guess we're just going to rush bosses on this run.
The main downside to deprived is that deprived has 7 points of wasted stats.
if i remember correctly
because you get you get
compared to the warrior of the bandit you have three more points in attunement
and you have
four more points in intonfaith
so it's like seven wasted levels
which isn't great
but
Let's go for it.
Shit, did I fuck myself by picking up the shield?
Surely I can still light roll with no armor, right?
Okay.
Oh, that's fine, then.
Getting a shield- having a shield is useful.
Alright, we're just gonna go straight for the bosses in this run, though.
Let's see how it goes I guess.
It doesn't matter if you start at level 1, it's the spread of stats that matters.
Even if Pyro starts at level 1, the stat spread is just not good.
Lord bestow on his tail, I don't think he items can be in the tails.
At least I fucking hope not.
Easy seed.
I mean, we can get some boss kills on this run, which is good.
Now to pick up anything.
to never pick up anything, yeah.
Yep.
I mean, all of my most successful runs have been when I get like a good weapon, and I just focus bosses,
because if you focus bosses, you just get so many level ups, and then you become so much tankier.
That's awkward. Surely this guy won't.
Oh god.
Fuck off, dude.
I tried to roll.
I tried to roll dude!
I did heat.
I don't know this cat's moveset at all.
Whatever.
I should have just spam rolled I guess.
If I don't know how to dodge it
I should probably just spam roll past him.
The cat is so scary.
I'm just stuck in fucking reset hell.
I just thought I would be able to run past that cat before he attacked me.
but that was a bad bad assumption
I probably shouldn't have picked this up.
I don't think some of you realize how fucking brutal this run is, though.
this run is just insanely early game like it's I mean it's dip this run is
difficult all the way throughout, but the start of the run is easily the hardest part of it.
I'm feeling good about this next one, this one.
I wanted to try to parry him bro I didn't think he would do that much damage
damage. I'm actually I feel like that was normal. That almost felt like normal dark
rate damage. Like did he did he lose the scaling because he left the truly that I don't think
so. I mean, I guess he didn't have that much health. I'm just I'm shocked how much
fucking damaged that guy did. I just wanted to try to practice parrying him a little bit.
I mean I don't think parrying those guys is generally a good idea anyways, but. So heavy.
I don't know, I kind of want to go for deprived, but...
The stats are so bad
Can you kill the boss?
scaling turns off. Oh, yeah. I mean, I feel like his health, the Dark Wraith's health
was still lower than normal though. Or actually, maybe it wasn't. They don't have that much
House in general I think they only have like 300 house
All right I'm locking in the chat
3 hour warm up. I mean, we had one good run going. We did have one good run going today.
else has just died in really dumb ways.
Oh
The Silent Demon? No, it's the Stray Demon.
There's no plunge for the Stray. Yeah. It's weird because it works on FireSage, but I
I guess... I mean it shouldn't work on Fire Sage to be honest, but it's...
I think the only reason it works on Fire Sage is because they copy-pasted it and just forgot to get rid of the...
...ungible flag.
Wow, that was for a really cool skip in the speedrun though. Oh, no. Shit.
That's not fun.
I'm so sick of bat rolling.
Bat rolling here is so bad.
Oh, lifehunt scythe. We could downgrade that. Or we could just use it. I don't know if
it's the I mean it's decent
13 humanity
Oh right, the life hunt site damages you, but we could downgrade the weapon.
That is an option.
Oh come on.
I am dark sending out here.
I'm not dealing with that.
I'm just, I'm not gonna get myself, I'm gonna try my best not to just get myself
killed like an idiot.
and
Dude, I have so many humanity, I want to pop them, but at the same time I don't want
to lose the humanity using my dark sign.
I could go human, I guess, with this downgrade moon.
So if you find a boss weapon, you can go to the merchant in New Londo and he can downgrade
the weapon from a boss weapon to a plus 10.
All blacksmiths can do it well, just in this case, yeah, you can do it with any blacksmith.
but this is the most accessible one
and I was excited to actually focus killing some fucking bosses
then the cat had to kill me
well it wasn't the cat it was the humanity but the cat
Led to my death.
That's all of the hero, that's good.
We're doing it, so the weapon that you get from downgrading it is random.
Yeah, we should check the vendor I guess.
I don't know, this guy only ever has three items, but one of which is a consortious callus.
I'm just gonna do the typical looting run.
Oh, Hellkite Drake there.
I don't know if I've seen Hellkite in this spot before.
We'll just do our normal loot run, go to Andre, and then we'll come back and
by the lifehunt scythe and then try to downgrade it I guess maybe if we're lucky
we'll get the Lord vessel coming up. Come on... please...
I'm gonna fall down now.
He just stays in the same spot the whole time.
normal loot run like you haven't died before time
yeah but I mean what else can I do what like what other choice do I have
did he just die
of
I will try my best to be careful and not throw the run like an idiot.
So I am an expert at doing that.
I mean, some of these deaths have been kind of just unmarked for you with enemy spawns.
Some of them don't.
You have a ton of souls at least.
30,000.
You get a lot of level ups.
guys they're too they're too strong to be kicked
So quiet without the footsteps.
Dropped a key item, yeah, unique enemies can drop key items.
I mean, it's a good shield.
Dude, no fucking shot he just headbutts me three times in a fucking row.
He permised on me, bro.
No fucking way.
Dude, I couldn't even move!
I couldn't even move!
Why is my kick fucking missing?
Bro, I'm fuckin' right in front of it!
Oh my god, you've got to be kidding me!
That- I was playing it safe, bro! I mean-
I'm sorry for not expecting the fucking rat to permist on me to death.
Like, and I'm sorry for not expecting my fucking kick to miss-
like, four times in a row! Bro, why can't I kick him? Is it because I'm locked on?
Whatever, dude.
I could have toggle escaped out of that.
I just, I couldn't dodge like I'm not even kidding.
He that's a perma stun unless you toggle out.
I'm pretty I think I mean I couldn't roll and I couldn't I was trying to I was trying
to put up my shield to block him.
I guess I missed the elevation.
This is getting fucking depressing dude.
I wonder the stats aren't that good though.
And it is gonna weigh so much.
So...
I can't believe I just died to a fucking Wrath.
I can't fucking believe this shit.
Oh, I learned something new. I didn't know that the rats could perma-stun you like that.
That's- that's fucking absurd.
One of them had the jagged ghostblade, yeah.
I don't know, I feel like maybe I care too much about the starting stats.
Maybe it's not as big of a deal as I think.
I've never died because of stats, well, not directly, but the thing is, if you are looting
stuff and you find a weapon that you can't use, you are just inherently fucked because
now you have to go find like an actual usable weapon. I'm probably gonna die here by the
I don't think doing Gwyndolin with the Seistus is gonna work out.
Whatever. Whatever, man.
All right, I'm actually locking in though
We were gonna die to Gwendolyn anyways it was fucked like it at it. Oh, oh wait, it's the Drake sword. That's still good though
Warrior with Drake sword. Maybe we just go with that
I mean Drake Sword is not... it's okay.
It's definitely not amazing, but it works for some bosses at least.
Can you upgrade the Drake Sword?
I actually don't need height.
What is it?
Is it upgraded with dragon scale?
Gosh.
Probably costs 10,000 per upgrade as well, let's fuck.
of
I mean, Drake Sword is a good early game weapon.
It's good enough for, uh, forests and like gargoyles and whatnot at least.
I have a bit of a rough time right now, to be honest.
That's it.
runs have been lost to a vagrant way too many.
The Drake Sword is good, but I don't know if it's good enough for me to really want
to rush bosses with, truthfully.
Yeah, we're having a rough time today.
I don't know.
I mean, a lot of these deaths have been easily avoidable, but uh, that's okay.
I mean, the weaponar breaks the fuck out of the weapon.
upgrades Pog
Hey, Luski, thank you for the 64 months
This is good
I'm coming back.
Flip farming.
Yeah.
Let's go with that.
Hello.
I really don't want to lose these souls.
I want to kill some bosses though, man.
I've just been running.
I just run around loot for ten minutes and then fucking die.
It's been brutal.
It's okay though.
This is going to be different.
You don't sound very convinced, yeah.
upgrade the sword at the smith
i mean for ten thousand
just the damage of the thing is not
200 damage is not bad don't get me wrong but
if we have a dlc boss in place of like quailag or
quailag or jargoyles the drake sword is not gonna cut it
of
I don't know, maybe I forgot.
Yeah, the crow trades are random.
Okay, let's not throw another run.
Let's be careful with the scarg oil.
At least we're mid-roll
for now. And we could just bait this gargoyle off the ledge too. I think. Which is what
we should do but again I'm just very impatient I believe he should fall
Ooh.
Okay, well...
We might be able to get the stats to use this thing.
I don't think there's going to be early access for R9.
I know I didn't pick up. I don't want to lose this weapon because the thing is,
Chad,
so okay, I think our plan should be we just we try to get the stats to use
this weapon.
We only need four levels in the deck, so we should
be able to get the stats to use it.
And then, let's actually see.
We need to keep some souls for Andre though because
probably, Andre will probably sell more schools.
If we find infinite twinkly titanites, we can kill so many bosses on this room.
It's gonna leave him be though.
Yeah that rat death was really stupid, but hey, now we have a black knight's sword.
Ooh, Soul of Ornstein, crowd night soul.
Uh, Infinite Greens.
Tight Knight catch pulls also really good.
Alright, well we don't have any Twinklies here, but that's okay.
Have I tried the Last Caretaker?
Yeah, that was a cool game.
game. I actually have a sponsor for it.
I didn't finish it though, but yeah. I like that game.
I mean, we're mid-rolling at least, so that's good.
I'm just gonna get more health.
Alright.
This is good, this is good chat.
We've got, this run has potential.
We'll try my best not to throw, but uh, that's kinda hard sometimes.
I think we just slowly clear our way through Undead.
And the range of some enemies is absurd.
Alright, we're gonna go...
She maybe we should have gone to check what Sif is.
Actually, I don't know, I'm kind of tempted.
Okay, you know what?
I think, I think, I don't know, Undead Bird can be really scary sometimes.
We also have a channeler that's like guarding the pathway, I think.
I think we should go try to kill Sif, because if we get 40, I'm gonna try my best to be
smart about this.
I mean if we kill Sif, we get 40,000 souls, which is gonna give us a lot more HP, much
more survivability.
Sif might be a shitty boss, so we might have to...
You might have to just leave.
But if Sif is an easy boss, yeah, that's 40,000 pop humanities.
I don't have Umward Bones is the thing.
So I'm not the fucking swing timing since these games are so slow.
I'm not killing this enemy because I don't want him to bother me every time I run through
this area.
drop souls. Hey Roxas, thanks man.
Seems good, yeah.
We are in good shape right now. If the undead merchant or the female undead merchant sells
Twinkling Titanites? We are gonna be in fucking business.
Lost a 1v1 to a rat. Yeah, that rat had hands.
Check butterfly 2. Yeah, I would rather just go to Sif right now.
Hopefully there's not a sanctuary guardian here this time.
Oh.
Okay, this is fine.
of
Why are you so good at fucking repositioning yourself?
Can I get him like stuck on something?
Maybe if I bring him back here...
Maybe if I bring him over here he'll fall to his death.
fucking fall off man maybe he has ledge protection I don't know dude
fucking hell, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I don't have any homework bones.
We're just gonna go see what's up is if it's bad we're gonna have to this dark
time ago.
Get that item well the item was supposed to go into my inventory but it didn't for
for some reason. So whatever that item was, I was not able to pick it up. Also that enemy
is a unique. That enemy is the one that takes place in Hydra, so it's a...it's a blunge
for shit. Whatever that item was, for some reason I couldn't loot it. So I was
Hopefully safe just is something easy.
Imagine it's Sanctuary Guardian again.
Thanks for your guardian again.
Okay, man.
I'm just gonna leave. I don't want to fucking do this right now. I don't have the healing for this fight.
I'll rip my 8,000 souls.
I should have just gone to the undead merchant I guess, oh well.
Should have just quit.
Yeah, I guess I could have quit out and gone to Shave-A. There isn't really that much
that I care for there, but Shave, I would have been nice.
I'm just, the thing is, I'm still really low level. Calumet is gonna be like 80% of my health in one shot
and I have mid-roll. And my weapon
is unupgraded.
No, I mean it's not impossible, it's just bullshit.
It's really... this challenge is just really RNG heavy.
You really need RNG to be in your favor, in my opinion, for this run.
Wait, this wasn't the run with the channeler.
Oh, that's good.
I guess I was mixing it up.
I'm about to die to a fucking humanity.
Wow, just... what the fuck?
Oh, this is whole man.
Oh, that's really good.
Oh, that's...
to
of
We can get him to jump straight back.
I don't know why he's jumping at such a weird angle. I guess the Indus wall is like pushing him off.
And this guy is so fucking tanky.
Yeah, this is like the strongest Titanite game in the game, I think, here.
At least we can use him with the elevation, thankfully.
I think the one in the eyes list is the strongest.
Oh, one hit stagger on Capra?
The one from Anilando?
Oh, okay.
That guy is way too fucking tanky.
I'm pretty chill enemies here, nice, come on, give me infinite twinklies please, please,
nope, nope, you bitch, it's so expensive too.
I'm not sure if I can get to the top of the map.
Thank you, Ty.
No.
I don't know why I should probably use this to, sir.
That's okay.
All right. Well.
No.
Hopefully this merchant has the Twinkly's then.
Hey, who are you?
See, what are the enemies down here?
That is not great.
I don't think you can get out.
of
This guy drops an item though, you might lose the sword here, essentially.
I'm asking the father, fucking fat now though, because I got these 10 pound gloves.
and
why don't you have to include is
Barkeeper's sauce, guys.
Where are these, this one?
of
What a shit.
Alright.
I need a better pair of gloves.
Oh shit, this guy's gonna leave now.
Oh my god, it's me.
Oh no.
Come again.
Oh no.
So by the silver in our legs, I mean, they're slightly slightly lost weight. I
Guess we try to kill the Gargs maybe I might check Andre though see if I can fix my upload
Man, I really wish I had a homework bones
Really sucks not having Hummered Bones.
I have one Hummered Bone and I would rather not waste it just to save myself 40 seconds.
When you guys say hip, do you mean death?
Alright, let's see.
I really don't want to do this.
Well actually we could do it after Dark Wells I guess.
Oh he's at the Pendulums, let's see.
I believe I could jump there.
Oh, fuck off. There is no way you made that. There is no way you fucking made that. That
It's fucking crazy!
Damn.
That's sad as brutal.
Uh, alright. Let's go clear our way to Gargs.
Hmm.
Alright.
Yeah, I'm putting out there because I could just ride that one.
Yeah, I'm quitting out there because I could just ride the elevator down and then ride it
all the way back up.
Or I could just quit out and save myself a minute of waiting to accomplish the exact
same thing.
God, the fucking vagrant.
Red vagrant, too.
We just have to wait for him.
of
that is so scary
Oh, our poise saved us there so hard dude, the fucking cap blocking the bottom, that
is fucked.
Why did not Backstab you there?
Because of the staircase I think.
I think the staircase saved me from getting Backstabbed.
Because if you can't Backstab somebody on a staircase, I don't think they can either.
Oh, man.
Stuff patrolling though, which is not good.
That's Sif.
Wait, this is fine.
broken pendant or the doll. Any homework bones? No? Okay. That's cool, man. Gloves. Oh, yeah,
you're right smart that is slightly better
I didn't use bone to save 40 seconds.
The thing is, there is still an angry cat in the bottom of the undead parish.
And I do not want to experience that.
Although...
Hold on, I should go level up one more time because I think I'm just going to dark sign
out of here.
I might as well use all these souls.
I feel law-trick, yeah we'll get there.
I just want to get Shave unlocked as a vendor because I'm going down to Blighttown anyways.
I should have done this before when I went to Calamity, but I forgot.
Get some endurance.
The thing is, there's no point in getting endurance right now because I'm not going
to be able to pass roll regardless.
Can I free dusk as well?
Um...
Actually, I don't know. I never even thought about that. I probably shouldn't try that.
Well, I don't know if the Gollum... maybe the Gollum is just always there now.
I don't actually know how it works in the Rando, and maybe she just pops out of whatever
or enemies over here.
it seems like it's just a random enemy I guess she's going to pop out of there.
It seems like it's just a random enemy.
I guess she's going to pop out of that though.
There she is.
Yeah, the ledge is really close to where that item is, now that I'm looking at it.
Oh
Nothing good
if my merchants on this run suck
maybe the 7's merchant will be good though or maybe shaver
hopefully
Bamos, and then we...
that
What about Ingrid? Yeah, I guess we could go to Ingrid as well.
We just, we really need to find Twinkling Titanites. I don't know. I think it'll be
certain merchants sell upgrade materials though, like infinite supply of.
Could be wrong though.
I don't really want to try Cal-Me. I mean, we could probably do Cal-Me. It's just
It's probably best to wait until we have a plus-five weapon, hopefully.
All right, the fire link.
Maybe we should check, well, whatever, I'm going down to fire link, we should probably
check what Moonlight Butterfly is though, because it could be fucking Manus or Artorias again
which would be horrible. I don't know, the Moonlight Butterfly fight? That's just so
bullshit, I feel like. Did I free the pyromancer? No, I can't free him unless I have the key
to the depths. Well technically there's a glitch I could use to free him but we would need blackfire bombs
and I'm not trying to do that.
at least we have plus 1 as just now, that's good.
of
Alright, what you got for me bud?
and sold the hero sold the brave warrior a hundred thousand for a
homeward bone, wow, thank us dude.
I
What do we got
and
I don't think that would have me.
How is that a mess?
God, I can't hit him.
Gough's armor...
At least my weapon didn't get replaced. It could be worse, I guess.
Oh man, this is brutal.
I really hope the Sen's merchant has something because we've checked so many merchants and
they all have fucking nothing.
This is actually so unlucky.
the worm guy immersion only if you have an egghead
I like should be okay
Black ground to
I should have realized I thought she was doing the firebutt attack.
I'm really enjoying putting lava all over the place.
All right, well, we got two armored guns now.
That's good.
I guess we should just go to Sends.
And the scaling of this weapon is really good, so...
Well, I try speedrunning RE9?
Yeah.
I plan on running RE9.
I mean, hopefully it's a good run.
I think it'll be fun either way, even if it's like regardless, but I'm excited.
I mean, I'm gonna do probably a few casual playthroughs of the game first.
I assume after you beat Resident Evil 9, there's going to be a harder difficulty that unlocks.
The bridge merchant.
Yeah.
Yeah, we should go check him, actually, you're right.
of
I'm not even sure I want more carry weight though.
I mean I need to level up endurance like 9 times if I want to mid roll right now.
anything we're more likely to find maybe maybe this merchant will maybe this
merchant will sell a light chess piece
You also get stamina.
That's true.
That is what endurance does.
Oh, oh.
Finally homework post.
Infinite gold pine? Oh, not an infinite one.
Still no twinklies, though.
But firebombs are nice.
Yeah, we pop some humanity, get a little bit more defense.
I don't want to use too much though, because it is still useful, but for healing.
Alright.
Let us go into the Fun House.
This goes here.
Oh my god that could have been quite the meme.
I
An enemy? I guess it already fell.
Alright, hopefully this merchant will actually have something.
Every merchant in this run has been awful.
I guess we also have the giant blacksmith though.
It's a bed of chaos.
Well we need twinkling tight knights.
would be the best thing right now. Gargoyles, Halbert? Oh, that's good. Cloak? I'm gonna
buy... oh there, we have multiple cloaks. I'm gonna buy one of these so I can... I
I really don't want to fat roll anymore.
He only sells one large shard.
Yeah.
I will bet if cash should be free.
should be
Well, we already know what boss it is.
of
I
Hold on, I need to take a short break chat.
I'll be right back.
There's a hydra down there too, that sucks.
.
All right, I'm back.
Can you faxed out these ladies?
That looks good.
You think we could throw black fire bombs from all the way up here?
I think we could, actually.
as though... actually I guess it's fine if we don't activate the elevator.
Is that not its body?
Does that not work?
Honestly, we should just go down.
We can kill it with our melee's.
You can throw some bombs to finish it off if we need to.
I don't want to waste any of my bombs here.
We can always get more, but we don't go back to get them.
Hey there now.
of
Oops, oh, those are more lightweight.
That's nice.
So if we could get lighter gloves, we actually could light roll.
My nemesis
I'm afraid of falling when throwing bomb.
when he's... Oh.
Oh.
No.
Astrone.
He needs to chill dude.
Holy shit.
Oh he fell.
Somehow.
Oh my weapon.
Well, you know, it was good while it lasted.
I should have fed Brampt these green shards so I could get normals before I went to Sends.
Oh, fuck.
Maybe the Blacksmith here will have Titanite.
We have a run, yeah, we just lost our good weapon though.
Just not preferred.
Why is that staggered in one hit?
Oh god dude, what is this?
The weapon is far from useless, I just don't have the stats, or rather I don't have it
upgraded.
And if I had more stats it would be a bit better, but the main thing is that I don't
have it upgraded oh my god jesus christ
Loot now that's true that is true
At least those DLC casters don't have much health.
of
I thought I heard somebody.
that's not great
of
the
Yeah, the Sagger on this weapon is kind of crazy.
Oh, okay.
Let's do my entire fucking health pool.
That's cool, man.
Fucking die, Jesus.
I think we have four gold plan I think, right?
Leveled this weapon, I... how?
I don't have tight knight shards.
of
Alright, well, there's like one more item we can get.
I'm not the one that does the gambit dude.
That's my mods.
That's the mods.
of
the
death
of
Why didn't I deem a replacement doesn't drop anything?
because the item that they drop drops on the ground and not in your inventory
I just used my back paddle to make sure I didn't get hit by a rock.
No, I have...
I just use my back paddles...
Or my back buttons on the controller.
I come on giant blacksmith give me something good please
you are such a bitch bro he has fucking literally nothing you are useless
Oh my god.
most of black fur bombs due to these guys, not that much.
of
Well, I guess we have a claw now.
I probably should have- I should have actually bought Onus with the washing pole that I have
of
And this run has had the worst merchants out of every, like this has been the worst run
for merchants out of all of the runs I've done thus far. It's crazy how bad the merchants have been.
You haven't checked all the merchants. I've checked most of them.
The only merchants we have left are like Greg's Logan and Chester.
I think.
Yeah, I mean, Infinite Firebombs is great, but I would like to actually upgrade a weapon.
Yeah, and yeah, I guess patches and vamos, too.
The thing is, I'm not even sure if Logan can sell infinite upgrade materials.
Actually, I'm not sure.
Don't I have infinite greens? Yeah.
But I haven't even found a source of twinkling type, not yet.
It's my YouTube chat still, like it's my YouTube stream still on because nobody has said anything
in like 10 minutes and I'm just... maybe chat's just quiet. I don't know if my chat's bugged.
Uh, alright. There's two items I can loot here. I don't know, I think my YouTube chat
actually bugged out somehow
like i don't
i don't see any
yeah i guess it bugged out
it's so weird
i mean youtube chat is normally pretty quiet but
not this quiet
All right.
Blackfire bombs are so good against these guys.
two Twinklies.
of
Okay.
I have no tie-knit chunks, but I'm fat-rolling.
I need to fix my armor though guys, I'm so fat.
I really don't want to fight Onus with Fat Roll.
blacksmith had light armor
uh... honestly i probably shouldn't
i guess it's okay
of
This weapon is so good.
Alright, we're back to mid role.
Saved.
A regular enemy drops a weapon.
Can you farm them in case you get a bad weapon?
I actually don't know.
I am not sure about that.
I already checked the chest.
I'm just really scared of them doing this air weed.
Oh right, it's not done.
It's not done.
Oh fuck.
Wow, I shouldn't be standing here.
I just hope it's not fucking Nido.
Here you go, see.
Very fucked, Torrestian.
Yeah, good thing we have a shield.
Alright, nice.
Artorias will be in Butterfly Arena, or Manus.
You've only, well, how many DLC bots have we found?
One?
Dude, Moonlight Butterfly is, like, the ruiner of runs, I've...
Please don't replace my weapon.
all right, nice.
What did I get that's so heavy, the gauntlet of thorns?
And fat-rolling again?
Although if we get two Inverns.
Now we can mid-roll again.
Alright, well...
I guess it's time to go back home.
We could kill Gwendolyn.
Also these NPCs drop a good amount of souls.
I'm gonna heal fucking guy
of
the
I can't die fucking
I'm pretty sure if she parries me dude, I'm just like instantly dead.
I wouldn't be surprised if she fucking one shot me with the parry.
You jump attacks. That's what I was doing. Alright.
You can definitely parry running attacks.
Oh, you can definitely parry running attacks.
Yeah, I'm so excited for RE9.
I'm lucky we have a lot of space to work with.
I'll do the slam.
Oh, come on.
I'm sorry.
I feel like why am I bouncing?
All right.
Well, goodbye, Crystal Hubbard.
Hey, pop dude, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Now we can loot these chests now at least.
Yeah, this arena for gaping is actually not bad.
everything except butterfly and tourists is done well and pinwheel and four kings
actually wait now we can't do four kings wait do we have the key to the seal now
Now we're done.
I would need the Lord Vessel for four kings.
No.
Well, I don't think so.
Gustavo, thank you for the five gifted men.
Thank you dude.
Hold on, there's an item we can loot up here.
also pop dude thank you for uh thank you for the five gifted as well
yeah we could do lights today
next youtube chat what are you talking about
50 strength.
It's heavy.
Come on, make it!
We have a few more items we could loot here.
We could probably just use our black fire bombs I guess.
Actually the enemies are gone now.
So does this mimic enemy stay here, or does he despawn too?
Oh no he doesn't, okay.
That's good.
I'm getting kind of concerned if we end up overloaded, we are so incredibly fucked.
I have 17 endurance though.
Also, this clown part doesn't work anymore.
It's Anor Londo fully looted.
I think so.
I think we looted everything here, basically.
I guess it's about the same weight.
Got one more chest to loot here.
And then I'm pretty sure we've looted every item in Anor Londo,
Unless I forgot something. I don't think we forgot anything.
We have a lot of loot and Sen's Fortress we can grab as well. Oh, Crest of Artorias.
That's nice.
You know, the worst part is if we ended up overloaded, it wouldn't be possible to jump
to the merchant ensigns.
Alright, well, we've got a bunch of items we can get here.
of
and
I have a good way to kill this guy.
I guess we'll just fire bomb him.
This guy does so much damage.
I'm just too scared to even be.
Ooh, another Lord Soul.
We have two of them now.
That's really good.
Well, there's one item down below the merchant, and then there's two items past the invader
over here.
I'm gonna go... well, we can go to the merchant item first.
I think this merchant might sell fire bombs.
Like normal ones.
Maybe.
He might have also been selling like a weapon.
Maybe just buy the butcher's knife.
Honestly, the gargoyles, Halbert is really good,
but I think we don't.
I don't think it's worth switching to that for now.
So we're just gonna lose the Gargoyle Halberd soon.
I guess we could have looted this item first.
weapons when looting buying new weapons. Any item that you buy or pick up is automatically
equipped to your character. I didn't loot the bottom floor yet.
Dude, where is this- where did this hollow come from?
Bro.
Oh, fuck, man.
of
death
of
death
of
death
I get too far away from him. I might knock back.
I can't believe I almost just died to that crab from a random hollow.
I think it was the hollow before iron golem that ran all the way down.
Crab, clam, whatever, you know what I mean.
I don't know why I call them crabs, cause they're not, but...
Alright.
We're gonna bait this guy.
Bait this guy up and then just go loot the stuff.
I think that's the best strat here.
Bro, what are you doing?
Why are you fucking waiting on the ladder?
Oh
does this guy drop an item?
I guess you need to kill this guy too.
alright
Uh, even if he parried me, I don't think he could have reposted me because of the staircase.
There, it's a hollow.
You can actually drop down here.
I don't know.
That's a good idea.
I'm trying to think.
Not here?
No, you definitely can drop here.
What do you mean no?
I'm pretty sure it just drops you straight here, where that, or now, drops you, drops
to one floor lower. I guess I need to loot the item here anyways.
I don't think I can upgrade.
Yeah.
Yeah, kinda sad we lost the grass crust.
of
well I should definitely shouldn't have done that
This dragon butter is going fucking crazy.
Should stop.
Ooh, okay.
Holy shit, my screen, bro!
Chill!
What the?
of
We're so close to mid-roll, we're 0.2 off.
You are an absolute demon.
I don't know if I trust this chap.
I don't really trust this.
Have I been poisoned, Daggerham?
I think I might be good now.
I want to loot those items but I need to look over here because I think there's a few enemies
I'm going to have to kill by the staircase.
I guess not, by the ladder, I mean.
Come on, Lord Vessel.
13 more humanity look at this defense boost
Lots of... I have four Twinklies. That is not lots.
I've had runs where I could buy infinite twinklies for a hundred each.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we looted everything in sends.
Alright, well, Anor Londo and Sen is done, eight bosses, two and a half hours in.
It's not bad.
I'm gonna go use the bathroom.
I'll be right back.
Isn't there a loop where the giant pulls the chain?
No, there's no item pickup there, it's just the giant.
I
of
Let's see if we can buy some arrows, I guess.
He does not sell arrows.
We do still have a great sword and a catch pull, though.
No, he does sell infinite Tide Knight.
So, I guess there's no point in buying the Tide Knight, because I can just turn the green
shards into Tide Knight.
Rotten pine rest dude poison in this game is rash
All right, I guess let's go to Frampt. I mean we well actually hold on we can
can upgrade the bow might as well. Probably not gonna have it for very long but that's
okay.
I mean 82 plus 165, that's not bad, we just need arrows.
I think the bridge guys sold arrows maybe.
I'm just going to climb.
I don't want to ride this elevator.
I just want to pick this item up.
Bro, oh my fucking god dude.
Oh fuck.
of
the
of
the
fact that
the
I
Thanks, dude
All right
of
All the defense.
All right, well, see, this is where I'm not having the Lord Vessel sucks, because it's
like or well actually the Lord either the Lord vessel or the weapon Smith box is
like I should really go upgrade the war pick
and then I guess we can come back to fire we'll blow him back to fire link and
then we can buy more blark for bombs
the
the Lord vessel is probably in the fucking catacombs
of this feeling
Maybe let's go scout out what butterfly is.
We could also loot the items before butterfly.
I can't be gaping, we already got gaping.
It's good damage.
I gotta move back.
This is too dangerous.
Oh, these enemies are scary, dude.
I do not like them.
Impatient.
I do.
I'm not gonna sit- Hobb would probably sit there and wait for it to fucking die to poison,
but I can't.
It's even shots fired.
It's a testament to Hobb's patience.
Item behind rock.
I would rather clear the area with this Warpick before I try to loot anything.
of
All right.
Super orange team. That's fine honestly. As long as they don't get hit by his grad.
That's good. I'm not... I don't think I'm gonna fight him yet though.
I'll wait until I have more damage. There's really no reason to do it right now.
I mean, I guess if I killed him it would give me access to some key items.
I don't know if we should wait for a better weapon though.
I mean, the thing is, if we have mid-roll, Triestis, it doesn't do that much damage though.
of
the
of
the
of
That was easy.
The damage was not as good as I expected, so I'm glad that happened.
Come on, Lord Vessel!
One steams helm.
we should go down below.
Yeah, it feels like the Lord Vessel really likes spawning in the catacombs.
Every time I've checked that it's been in the catacombs...
I thought I just got stuck in... I thought I was just about to get stuck there.
Yeah, this thing kinda sucks.
I probably didn't even need to kill this guy, to be honest, I'm just kind of concerned.
I kind of just ran in here a little bit and ran past.
All right, well, we looted all of Butterfly area.
I think there was a few items on the way to Sif that we could grab, I guess.
Although we shouldn't.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, we could have the crest of Artorias, we can actually open the door.
Item under the tree with a snake.
I don't think there's an item there.
I mean, there was no item there last time I checked.
Oh, I guess I'm wrong.
Oh, you mean in here?
I was thinking of a different one.
Yeah, you're right.
There's another chest over by the water.
but I don't think that's going to be very safe for us to grab.
I think this area might be gray-glorid right now as well.
Oh, I thought I rested at the parish.
I guess we should buy more black firebombs.
All right, old coin doesn't have any good weapons.
Some bring dragoncrust rings are actually good.
Wait, oh my god, it's- oh never mind.
I was going to say, his stock changed, and now he doesn't have what I need, but it's fine.
All right, what do we got here?
I don't trust this guy, dude, I'm so scared.
Oh!
He was here the whole time!
Oh, I could have had it right at the start of the fucking run, dude!
Well, see, that's the problem with not looting.
Well, at least we got it.
I can't remember what does she have.
I
What's up, Ayn?
And there's a few items we could loot in the burg.
We could just use our black fire bombs, I think.
Did you finish our E8 today, Aang?
Those are an enemy in there.
of
a fucking red Phantom enemies
of
Our mimic's immune to fire.
I don't really like this area being grave lorded man.
I don't know why the firebomb wasn't doing anything.
Maybe we should just lock on to him, not like we need to free him right now.
It's not much damage he does, but I also don't really want to find out
Oops
Use bone to buy bombs, I gotta loot this place though.
Okay, we all need to deal with one more time.
Isn't there an item? Oh yeah, there is an item in there.
I don't know if I can do this part anymore, chat.
I can't kill this guy. Well, I mean, I guess maybe I could have backstabbed him like 40
times in a row. Maybe I should have just come down. I don't know.
We should've just backstabbed him.
I'm not afraid to fight.
I'm not afraid of fighting.
Thank you.
I'm not afraid of fighting.
Thank you.
This is the end of the video.
Oh, did we not talk to this guy?
Oh, wait, no, it's just...
Because we've progressed.
Um, alright.
I think there's a few items in Valley of Drinks that we didn't loot.
I didn't forget about the Lord Vessel, I...
Can buy a Gargoyle, Halberd.
Can also buy a Tide Knight catch-full.
This is the fire they've taken.
There is the Lord Vessel, 20 seconds away from the start of the game.
you
All right, well
this creates for now using that although wait we can downgrade this weapon
I turn into something good.
into a knife, it's random what it turns into. Some light straight sword plus 10. I mean that's
That's not a bad sword.
Question is, where do I go with the sword now?
We're good at archives.
I'm not.
I'm gonna go to the Great Hollow last, probably, and then I'll probably, if I do end up going there, I'll probably die because that area is fucking awful.
Yeah, I like the R.E.A. run, that was a lot of fun.
It's a really technical run on the hardest difficulty.
Yeah, the intro is kind of a pain in the ass, though.
True.
I mean, I don't know, Resident Evil runs from my experience, like people run them for like
like a month or two when they come out but uh, I mean there's always people grinding
game.
Alright, hold on, I really gotta use the restroom, I'm drinking too much water, I'll be right
back guys
.
go full touch the demon inside me
I'm back.
I do wish this rando had a chance for bosses to replace enemies though, I feel like that's
the one thing that it's missing.
I mean it's kind of bullshit but like, definitely puts you in some scary situations.
Isn't it bullshit enough?
No.
Honestly, the thing is, if you could get bosses that replace enemies, and the bosses
drop their full amount of souls. It would alleviate the issue of not being able to use
weapons a lot. It would definitely make it harder, but you'd get a level-ups way more
often.
The dog is slowly making his way here.
of
So, the question is, what...
That was a red one I might have just fucking died.
And you have to be so, like, aware for vagrants, it's crazy.
of
I guess we just go to the top.
Dude, this fucking jump to this chest is so scary.
If you die if you miss, yeah, I'm pretty sure you do.
Oh, that guy's weak as hell.
can you poison a titanite demon?
probably not
of
That's music though.
All right, we're going.
Is there an item back there? I don't think so.
No more.
Whoa, oh god.
of
Oh, no.
That's not good.
Oh, it must have been...
That's the catalyst.
Is there even an item back there?
Who poisoned this guy?
A lot of fucking enemies.
I'm so tanky, though.
of
I'm wondering if I would get a stacker.
How did I even do this?
I'm not trapped in here, am I?
This is really not good.
Okay, do you need for this door?
There's no item at the bottom floor here, I thought there was like one.
I know there's an item on the rafters.
Wait, does the randomizer fix the resting through the wall glitch?
What the fuck?
Oh wait, no, I just haven't let it yet.
Now, hold on.
I should kindle this bonfire.
Is there any point in resting through the wall?
It lets you...
I guess it didn't actually aggro.
It lets you warp out without actually breaking free.
We are at 230 defense, we're pretty fucking strong at this point.
I say as I take fucking 40% of my health from a god damn pair of scissors.
I think I can clap cow, yeah.
That guy's still there?
sketchy dude
Well, let me let me make it to a bonfire or I guess I could go
I don't know this might take a while maybe I should just go I don't want to keep people waiting on me
Bro this fucking channeler
All right, fuck it. I'm just boning back whatever dude
All right, it's time for lads chap
We're putting a pause on this run for now
Lads is the worst.
Thanks, man.
Chad, I need a fucking break from this rando, alright?
I know you guys are enjoying it a lot, but I need a break.
I said three days ago, I want to do resident evil, yeah, I know.
We will do Resident Evil.
Yeah, the Dark Souls one run will continue tomorrow, or maybe after lads, but probably
tomorrow.
Thank you.
We didn't die.
We are just taking a break to play something else for a bit.
I'd frames enabled.
We're talking about the Black Bars.
Whatever I want full screen.
Lads in acronym for LEPA.
Al-a-jazz.
I thought you were on to something for a second, but then I realized you spelled his name with an A.
Alright, hold on, I gotta switch to-
Yeah, we've already been- wow, god, we've already been streaming for seven hours, dude. Where has the time gone?
Fuck.
Okay, let me see. I don't know if we're using Discord.
only only lepas in game by being scammed did I get one guy by chatter
What's this game?
It's like a co-op horror game.
We played the burglary co-op game.
We played it last time actually.
Did I down the DS1 Rando?
No, we have a good run going though.
We're like four hours in, nine bosses.
We got a good run going.
Hopefully we can keep it going.
Ella, Ellie's Ziggy?
What the fuck is that? Is that Ella?
Am I supposed to find this game?
Is this him?
Is there it?
I am asking him.
I have no idea how Lepa joined.
And I can't change it for her
Salad Autist
What color am I?
Orange
Oh you're red
Hell yeah I'm red named in Twitch 2
Alright
There is kinda a lot of
Oh, nice jammin'.
You guys hearing?
Yeeah.
Hello?
Yep.
Okay, uh, I've got blood bars on the other side.
I don't fix this.
Fuck.
I don't fucking fix this!
I like
Side of my game
This you can change it. It's wait, what's it called?
It's side print off. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Can you remind me what is it that we do in this game again?
I mean we need to go to the heart of the giga structure, can we turn each other down on
this?
Yeah you can
No?
Bop?
Wait, can they not hear me?
We need to go and take the elevator down to the heart of the giga structure and
on the way we need to like loot floors
Why is the audio at this point not fucking smooth?
How's it going on?
Cool.
Is there a push to talk?
And loot is...
I don't know.
Oh, there is voice chat in Vullu.
Dude, I can't read the word volume anymore.
Voice chat.
There's a corpse here.
Hello?
Hello.
Hi there.
Oh, alright.
Hello, Distorsion.
Hello
Dude, are you guys using the push attack? No, yeah, I'm using
My papers
What the
No, we didn't die
throwing it back
why does lepo not have a head?
hehehehe
so now what?
this is so disturbing
what's my Vlagnum style?
oh god
whoop whoop whoop
ah
look at me
look at the fuck
look
wait stay there stay there
nooo
I'm working out am I doing it right?
oh my
oh hell yeah dude
no no no that's for
that's for
no it's sick
how do you do them?
bro why is
it so fucking loud
why can I not
turn it down bro
hahahaha
what is happening
Oh
How do you do that?
Oh shit, I'm breaking it down. Oh my fucking god.
What is this war?
I'm coming down the ass to eat most.
What the fuck?
Hunter?
Oh my god.
No, I don't know.
It doesn't keep that whatever.
How are you even doing that?
It's so scuffing.
You can adjust the audio levels because you can click on the name and then you can lower it, but then it doesn't stay.
If you press tab, I don't know. It doesn't actually keep the audio level that I set.
i'm gonna i'm gonna respect you guys i'm gonna give you respect
if i turned you all the way down you disappear
it's weird
i think if you go back into the menu it like resets it
yeah it does it does
who farted what the fuck
i just turned on the uh... i think my audio is okay now
Yeah, it's fine. As long as you don't go into the menu, like Salad said, it works.
Yeah.
I want to change my character.
I'm starting to keep in you all the time.
I want to be not nice all good.
I got to get squalls so I can deadlift L.O.V.E.
That's big challenge.
I look forward to it.
How did they do that?
Oh, my head's in his ass.
That's the entire game now.
Which one is that?
Alright, we going? We gaming?
We going? We going? Yep.
Just uh...
How do we go?
I'm going to let go of the uh I remember this
why are you guys like that's solid and that's this you guys are like very oh yeah we look
They're friends of a group, they look very similar.
And I like to change it.
I think you can change your color in the wardrobe.
Right?
God knows which one I am, right?
Yes, sir.
Let me do it, good.
Maybe you can't change it.
I'll just do this, I'll be, I'll do this.
All right
Oh, we're here! Pull the lever!
Pull the lever!
I mean, there's a slot there. I think I can use it.
Yeah.
I need a break from DS1, then.
I mean, we got a good run going. Yeah, I'm missing two.
Yeah.
Wait, when do we stop? I think we have to stop.
Uh, yeah, I know it's scanty.
It's probably gonna have to scun, yeah, yeah.
Oh, three.
And I don't walk the world.
Get it, dude!
What?
Nice.
Uh, traps. There's bear traps here.
What are you doing?
Parks.
Looking around.
There's nothing in here.
Oh, shit.
Nothing here.
Oh, I hurt myself.
Yeah, you take down a jacksman.
What is this?
Oh, we need like a...
There's some weird pillar over here.
Samo's Bore.
Just Minecraft? Yeah.
Hello?
Oh, yeah, you can see what perks you have if you press Tab.
I'm the one farting. I have a bad stomach. Apparently I can see items through walls sometimes.
No.
Dude.
Ah!
Oh, dude.
Wasn't bottles like... like, got the trap.
Bottles with like, currency or something, right?
Yeah, I think you could, like, revive with them or something, like that.
Yeah, what was that?
Oh, I have a fucking flashlight.
What am I doing?
Locked.
This game is for fucking babies, dude. What's going on? Nobody's even here
What's this game about it's like a horror co-op
I guess this is the first floor. Is that a mine?
Maybe we should just go deeper. I don't know is there more stuff
We need like stuff to repair I have a friend shadow that's used for repairing
Yeah, a bunch of doors and a lock-pick thing on them, but I've got a lock there.
How many batteries in this game?
You can go third person.
First thing on the giga wrench.
Oh, yeah.
I think he's gonna dig your wrench to break the wall.
Goodbye.
I'm gonna go see if I can break that wall.
Alright, I'm gonna go get a drink, Chet. I'll be right back.
You really like that guitar, huh?
Yeah. I'm gonna go get a snack. Imagine it going, brrring, brrring, brrring, yes, you're
humping it. Brrring, brrring, brrring. Wait, so how do I repair it here? Yeah, repair,
okay. Now it's one hundo and then you can put the branches here. Right, okay.
Where's Salad?
Did he die?
He said he was going to punch a wall.
I think it's over here.
Salad?
Caleb?
Slad?
Did he run into the mine?
No.
Salad?
He sounded like that.
Huh.
Let's get out of here.
out of here. You want to sell it? Sell it? I thought I heard him. Sell it? Well, maybe he is...
Hello? Oh, oh, hey. Oh, look at him. I'm gonna get some stuff, mom. Not. I also found some weed.
Well, I couldn't get it open. We can see if we're in here on the screen, I think. Oh, yeah,
right I also found this this is all right yeah what else we need fuel did we
find any fuel I did actually yeah I'm starting to go no I think I can upgrade
the this thing I think that guy's getting pissed
God yeah I forgot there's teeth above us yeah that's okay we need life in there
and I also brave to be a speed of clicker so hopefully it's where do you upgrade
so you need to like the the gears the I had and I think you do you just press E
on them oh I take your perks by the way I'm the one farting I have a bad
something oh wait how do i check my purse a tab it says sentence
Live beer.
Ooh!
What a fucking cannon.
Oh, oh.
Oh, we have to leave.
I'm coming!
Oh
Just go just go
Lepus here
I think it's like a type like there's a chance that the yeah, you have to like run back
Ages open in a fucking door as soon as we did not happen
Rob a trap here. I got a cannon
I'm a moolokanon
What's a moolokanon? Oh, does it throw molds of cocktails? I think just cans. There's like a junkie here
It's condensed milk
Oh, hahaha.
I need some heals, man.
What is this? Your stomach. Oh.
Donald, that's not my stomach.
I'm gonna go see a ladder, dude.
See ya, man!
There's nothing ever in these fucking boxes.
Oh, fuck, bread.
Dude. It's like no items.
Hey, I opened the door here. I got some bread, but that was it.
The bread heal? Cause I'm pretty hurt.
Yeah, I already ate it
Sorry, buddy. I'm also hurting too. I'm like 36 solid. What are you up?
27
of
Oh, oh, this, oh, this shroom.
Take these and try to see them.
Alright.
Uh, there's the shroom. I can see all the items.
Oh.
Where'd you get shrooms?
How much shroom?
I don't want to just leave.
I'm not sure if he's a good guy or a bad guy, but he's a good guy, and he's a good guy.
Wait, can I shoot in his mind?
Yeah, he has a mind heart.
Oh, they blow up.
Yeah, if I shoot him, maybe...
Okay, well, apparently it hits the wall.
haha
you want a wrench?
i'm not raring
i'll take your wrench
we got a quick tidying set in the- let's go
I'm running back
I think I want the oh wait no you're right. I also found a lot of it. Oh sick. Okay. Well, there are any lot of places in the
There was two locked lockers. Oh
Oh, well, you know what they want?
Yeah, I was back this way.
Do you guys see any slime?
No!
Oh, this way.
Oh, I found two more dudes looking here with them.
Dudes?
Yes, some dudes.
Oh, dudes.
Ah-ya!
I am 50 now.
It's over.
Yeah, I can't go though
All right here
Nice minus one son of a bitch
I'm what these
Oh
You want it sure I already have one extra so I know this people
Yeah, I really got sourcing at the wall
Yeah, well you're using those
We things by the way you lose my safe a little bit. I think oh, yeah, I
See well, yeah, we can scan the level
where did we do upgrades by the way no shock chants wait just means everything's
I said yeah yeah I got way to slide into a mine
And make snowballs here
Oh, it's a shop. Yeah
Can we rob it
three bottles med kit oh I'm buying that
wait what do you mean not a dump bottles
oh it's 12
never mind
He's actually good. He picks up bottles for you.
Do you have a friend? Oh, what the f-
Yeah, he picks up bottles.
Minus one ammo. Where's Salah? Did he slide into a mine?
I like the music.
What the fuck is that?
He picks up bottles.
That was nice.
Was there anything else that way, son?
That's like uke.
What?
All the bottles, yeah.
Oh, he just grabbed one.
Nice, that's cool.
I'm fine.
Holy shit.
So he was right.
He slipped on behind.
I'm gonna fucking break my neck.
I'm eating all the food chat.
chunk hurler
but what the heck is this
so excited for our nine me too
away can i set this up my snowball
I don't think so
Human flesh I'm at 55 55
Oh, that'd be a thing again.
There's also another lockpick, say.
Yeah, it's your lockpick broken though.
Dangerous game you'll play in pool.
Oh, what is this, dude?
Can we...
Oh, we can.
I'll see when an owl in this thing comes off.
this is a sub-stair
well, oh, here we do it
is that gonna turn off the power?
Did we open the spell?
Right.
That would be awesome.
Yo.
I'm pouring the lava.
Oh, a gear.
You turned off the lights.
Huh?
You turned off the lights.
What was that?
Oh.
I'm going back you guys going back
I'm pulling.
We got to just do like one more down.
Well, what does this weapon look like?
Yeah.
Is it like a trash can or something?
Yeah, it's a trash bin.
Wait, are you blank on it?
I don't know.
I think it shoots something.
It kind of reminds me of...
You played Revelations 2 right, this.
I mean, I think so.
There's a big enemy that like,
washes and drum and shoots cannon fire at you.
It reminds me of...
Oh yeah, maybe.
Oh, I got an achievement.
Oh, rats!
Come here, rats!
Come and kill the rats!
Ah!
Where?
Dude, what is that?
I tried to shoot it, aww, it died to the trap.
That traffic cone is- Oh, salad, buddy.
Oh
Does he even take damage I killed it oh or maybe I just stunned it
Oh
I'm gonna fucking die
I
Was at a centimeter away
Oh my god.
Oh, okay.
My team are useless.
He went warm up run.
Not all the fucking idiots. This is the limit to Earth.
There's a revive thing?
Yeah, we could revive, right? How do we do that?
Wait, Sonic, can you hear us?
We need a live beer.
A live beer.
Is the hall all revived?
Oh, yeah.
Oh yeah
Oh my god it costs so much to revive you guys you realize that right
I can only revive one person for 20 bottles
Brother man
I can I can revive one person for 20
I am there's meat here
Without me perhaps left well yeah, let's eat him. I mean, let's be my best camera
He was really funny, he was like, I, I, I, you know, I'm only 680, just, I'm sorry but I wanted to try and save.
And then, up into the gift, it was a mine and he died.
Yeah, I don't know, driving people in this room is really fucking odd.
Just gotta find some bottles that's gonna be here a while, buddy
Searched this doorfully. I think so. Yeah, this is one of them short floors. Yeah, let's go
All right, we got you guys don't worry
There's a lot of loot here though. Yeah there is I
I don't think you get to choose who you revive.
Oh, no, not the fucking flies.
Where'd you go? I'm going to stick with you.
I'm starting to get an idea. I keep walking on mines.
Oh, this is hard if you die.
It is, yeah, but now we know that you will limit this thing.
I don't know why I don't know why I was like this it's rolling around it's coming it's
find the coming you see it I do see it
I was multiple I walk and see how do you not damaging yourself just walk
I can't believe Lepa fucking close the door of the flag.
Oh fuck, my flashlight just ran out.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can fly around.
I've been betrayed, chap. I've been betrayed.
How is that? Mushroom man's coming for them.
I'm a girl.
Well, you can tag places when you're a ghost.
Oh, you think they could see?
I guess, yeah, I guess they could see it.
Well
Wait, I can wait. Oh, I left the fucking on
There's a mushroom man here
I thought you had a rake!
He didn't broke!
What are we going to do?
Puff him to death?
Yeah?
We can win this, right?
Um...
Ow!
We got all on the watch page.
Oh dude, okay, let's know.
This part just takes forever.
Yeah, this is really good.
Yeah.
This game is a little, I don't mind this game, but I feel like it's a little too punishing
when you die.
At least it's like a stream game.
I'll be back in one sec guys.
Uh oh.
What?
I just go... I just... what the fuck?
How do you like playing the game, Salad?
That was really funny though.
Remember, what does that mean?
It stopped the damn floor.
Okay, let's see.
Chainsaw?
Bottles.
There's a reviver here.
I don't know.
Okay, that's good.
Is that handcuffs?
Uh...
PENCUPS?
Yeah?
What?
A bottle?
Oh yeah, bottles here, bottles.
You're gonna have to wait and wait until you die.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Let's do this.
the fake elevator
what's that?
wait, why do you have a head?
why do you have a head?
it was fucking big
oh no
I don't know if that's gonna survive
let's go off!
okay, I'm going
this is what happened
I'm rather afraid of pinwheel
this is not even a real
fucking pinwheel
yeah, let me
the engine all the better
juicy like armwalking
rough rough rough severly
it's like a club
oh ya
Oh my god.
From the clutch.
I'm gonna weapon.
Kill him with traps. Kill him with traps.
I miss playing Treadhanger.
Treadhanger was a lot of fun.
Jack!
I'm kidding!
Oh, my soulmate!
Welcome to the club.
Give me a hug, bitch!
I mean, that was the worst...
Ah!
I think we're supposed to maybe not, you know, we're supposed to visit every floor and not visit two of them in the 20s, I think so, so we can stalk up on stuff.
Oh yeah, because there's floors that are just loot from what I remember.
Yeah, yeah, there is, yeah.
Oh, well, we'll see you all this time.
Oh, yeah.
Damn it.
Oh, right.
We have a cassette.
Where do I-?
Wait, I'm fucking insane.
I have pushed 20 health.
Wait!
I'm thick!
If I punch enemies, they fly away, it says.
Oh!
I have health movement speed and extra equipment slot.
I can't- I can't fit through narrow gaps.
You're like tall you're actually fucking big like you really do
Yeah
Finally does I feel
Oh man I have to play with a head.
Oh poor baby.
Poor thing.
Wait sometimes my vision will just go dark.
What a great perk.
But I also see items through walls.
Alright if you find an enemy just hit me up.
Fuck I'm just gonna run at you and stop screaming.
I got a I'm farting
Maybe it's like
Maybe
Kids would go in here. Oh, I'm too big to go in!
God, I'm gas.
Fuck it, hey.
Shut up, shut up.
There's a m-
We have a main kit here now, okay. Shush, shush, shush.
I have a rate.
Shush, shush, gosh.
hello there's no camera mic there's no way it's getting you taller than that
it's so weird
let me jump on boxes to destroy them
Fuckin' A, this is awesome.
Okay, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice room.
Yeah, this is good, this is good.
Oh, the mouth is the storage.
Alright, we're out of med-kidding storage.
Yeah.
Hello!
I like to just run over boxes.
Oh, damn.
There's so many fucking things on these.
That's so nice.
Yeah, it's super nice.
Gamba.
Oh, shit!
My turn, my turn, my turn.
I'm going for it be careful little man. Are you guys
just call me a little man. Oh you're so neat. Wait can I
can I can I crouch under this second. Monster I'm gonna fight
fuck this. Get him. Oh yeah I hear him I hear him he's over here.
Oh no there's two. Oh there's few. Oh my god there's a
A flare gun.
He's gonna get stuck in this thing.
What?
A perk.
Ow.
How do you do that?
Go make a disc!
Whoa!
I have a megaphone.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't need stocks if you could get open.
I don't need stocks if you could go.
Oh, nice.
Do you have human flesh or...
Oh, it's a leaf.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's nothing in the lockers.
Oh, I got so much to bottle, so...
Oh, I got a golden bottle.
That's more like three or something.
Oh.
What is my fault?
You want the other way here?
We're sitting on a good amount of loot now I feel.
Where's the trap here?
Oh, does he...
Does he get stuck in it?
Yeah, and then he can run somewhere else.
We all have a trap here!
Oh my god.
Dude, I found every single mine.
I won't start even again.
I had to dodge like you snuffled it quickly because it went into you on my script
okay is there anything left here we just go to the next one I'm ready
you got a freaking get a gun at the Molo cannon red
repair kit. Oh nice. I don't know why these bars is a hit, but you found the
great one. Oh yeah. There's a little slime in it Walt.
weird sound going on oh wait no that's my perk I'm seeing shit through walls
you're fucking
that's for the skin
load
oh is this for water
muncher
better not get him
oh what what what what what what
Oh my god, I got eight of them.
What is happening to me?
I think.
Did anybody go this way?
I don't know what the point of destroying those is.
The music in this game is pretty comfy.
I like it.
Oh yeah!
We're just like squeaking this.
We should not do that with the water in the
Okay, I just turned on the lights
That's good to know
I think I was like a poison thing well there was a poison mine
I am 15 bottles I could buy a lot of beer
uh isn't that just a revive or no I think you can still buy yeah this is a
80 hill down.
Oh nice.
I'll stash it in Kletka.
What the fuck?
Is that a cannon?
A cannon, Jesus.
Why a cannon?
Why is it so well made?
I'm a first rodeo.
See, it's a shame the fuel tank thing is like in the wrong direction.
Goofy guys, see? Goofy?
You know, that's not even...
You can't stash live beer.
You know, one of the worst part is I actually kind of see it.
I kind of see that it's Goofy.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, you can't stash live beer and I think if I throw it, maybe it can break.
break yeah just keep it then I guess yeah yeah
I was a husband of fuel situation it's great yeah we're doing well we're
well oh it's one of these
literally my fucking ass is now jimmy up
No!
Wait, there's like a damn frame!
No!
Nothing here.
Wait, how is this goofy?
I can kinda see it. It kinda looks a little...
Oh, yeah, no, I see it. Yeah, I get it, I get it.
He's got the molten chops and shit, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
He's giving off...
Eeeeeeeewwww!
who pissed on the floor someone has a there is a little piss boy Jesus Christ
and
the
guys, there's a rat!
of
I can't believe I died to that rat earlier today in DS1.
The shit was absurd.
Let's feed this guy.
What is this stomach thing?
I heard...
tight space
hey, there's something wrong with lighting the bottle
uh, tight space was over here, over here
show hold
oh, can you break it?
here
in here? there's the bottles and shit?
oh, that's really funny
ah, the one bottle
oh
there was a light stick
take
the one here locked door here it's okay you just really not you'll see you break
the door and yeah but you take it hell damn it
I am
what
haha
punch it off
my god
I'm gonna go listen
Good to see you, though.
Um, where are we going?
Yeah, this is not...
This is not the right one.
This way, dear!
Oh, it's all squirms!
It's all squirms!
Come in here! Come in here!
Are they all in? No, someone's missing.
LAPA. LAPA?
Jesus Christ.
Wait, is that a hard part?
No!
It's not a hard part.
Burnin' in a...
...light!
...fies!
What the fuck is that? There's some smoke in the room or something!
Who's in there?
It's your real thighs!
Ooh, another accept!
what the fuck was that? was that lepo?
I mean I guess I'll try to open it, oh the map is not smart
That's tips the gnome, so yeah, they can deal with it.
It's ffff-fuckin' bad.
Oh no.
Uh.
There.
Okay, we're fine.
We're not done, I guess.
Should we just leave?
but you can you can you can kill the woman out of the ground
oh okay
I'm not leaving, I'm getting the fuck out
I have two lockpicks now
double the lockpicks, I'm gonna...
We have six lockpicks, six lockpicks.
I'm gonna upgrade the scanner.
Yeah, dude, nice.
Yeah, yeah, well the gear, the gear upgrades like you can upgrade this thing, the collect cut itself, the gas and the
scanner I think.
And now it'll show us if we have upgrades on the... what we're going to, right?
Oh, the worm though! Sick.
Oh yeah, I got another cassette.
Um, oh, nice.
I could have sworn I heard it like a Harry Potter scheme.
I mean, he's still alive, according to this.
He is?
He's over this way.
I don't know if the worms stopped now, but...
here he's trying to open the door
I thought you could find like uh
oh great I could fall out I just hope
we can do more damage now
oh
oh there's beer
oh I got you I just punch up
nice
and these live beers are expensive
yeah
I have like 23 bottles though.
Alright.
Um, did you go in there, Dis?
Yeah.
Okay.
I think we're clearing out.
Yeah, those windows won't attack you, but you can punch them for a little bit.
They're just gonna snade them.
Oh.
Yeah.
I actually got some people in the wrong way.
Are we going back following you, Dis?
haha so we have a lot of lockpicks so we can open some shit if you find one nice
there was like a bunch on the last wall
okay so i guess he's gonna be perfect without our
old foot
who's here uh-oh that's what i was wondering this is on the floor
it says there's five upgrades
Maybe that's the distance?
How does this work?
Wait, uh, broken?
No.
I think I have ammo for it.
I think I have one ammo.
Wow.
Yeah, that was the way I was.
Sorry.
No worries.
How do we get through this like crack?
How much HP did you guys just lose?
I lost a lot.
I'm going back.
What do you get to this pillar?
It doesn't sound good.
We got a lock there?
There's one back on the ship.
I've just played too much for you, look how many.
Wait, do we take damage from the freeze?
No.
Are you gradually...
Yeah, I'm gonna go open that lap up.
I
My god, is your brother me that lights over the
I saw them. I saw the mine. Okay, I won't buy anything. There's a suicide bomb. I'm blind.
There's a
I didn't see it
Oh, thanks guys
How did this guy
Wait
I'm doing that. Yes, it's suicide guy
Where is he what is going on?
Wait, what is going on? I'm back.
Wait, I'm down here. I thought you guys were going to save me.
I don't know what's going on. Did you guys... did Lepa save me?
Did you remind me Lepa?
I think so.
That's why I was running this suicide guide.
How?
Uh, I have the portals.
Oh, you use the machine?
Okay, I guess it just spawns you in like a random spot then.
Oh, so that's what happened, right?
Oh, I can now sprint over the tower you were supposed to be.
Good!
Off on the upgrade.
How does he not see that?
I didn't see it!
We can pull our efforts, we can get a gear.
How do we get into this room, by the way?
What is this?
I'll give you three sure
No, fuck I wrong button
Thank you Wow
But I have a gear this guy he's so nice. Yeah
I'm going back every 11 health
Yeah, I am not always John Carol is in one of these rooms in the red one
uh yeah
you guys know how to get into this room like can we what is this pillar thing
oh you like an explosive i guess yeah maybe i mean i don't know what to do
uh should i try i couldn't hurt you use one of them just say
Oh, it has health.
Yeah.
There's probably something that you really use for battle now.
Yeah, but I recognize the song.
I
Well, I can't this like yeah
Yeah, it was like
Anyone wants an extra bag slot I already have one this okay
Yeah.
Uh.
Okay.
Yeah, you can have more though.
I have five now.
I have, I have six.
Okay.
I said I'd get more.
Oh, Jared.
That cannon is really nice.
Oh, Jared.
That cannon is really nice.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't see that.
Oh my God.
I feel so bad.
Yeah, I did.
I did.
Yeah.
I did.
Yeah.
I did I did. Yeah. Um, I think we have a good and it's up.
You can go up and I want more for the nice.
There's electricity in that. Yeah. Oh, my ass. Yeah.
I don't know about this floor. Yeah. I wish that would, is it?
Let's see. Oh, it's not a birds. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. Yeah.
That one's a bit of an owl.
This game gets very good.
It's gone.
Oh yeah.
More water?
Again, other electric units.
We're going next.
Hold on, hold on.
I think Leppa just likes a lot of water.
I missed that. Oh, nice!
Mid-fifth!
Nice! Musicas!
Is everyone in? Yeah.
We need one more upgrade and we can get the last.
Oh, pink guy now.
Good.
Here.
We need one more upgrade and we get the blights.
There's blights here.
What is blights?
No idea.
There's two tools here.
Five upgrades.
What is this music?
Oh my god.
Uh...
Oh.
What is this?
Oh
Oopsie
Oh
Not the ceiling
Dad
What is it was a moving mind and then and then there was a thing on the on the ceiling
Do you have heels?
Yes.
Did you just take my heels?
No, no.
I don't think so.
I have a pet rod.
Oh nice, you're gonna feed it?
Oh, to Khalefka?
Yeah, he's hungry.
Yay!
Oh, so this shows how much is left on the floor, I see.
What is that, does somebody die there?
Oh, not again, dude.
Oh shit.
What's up?
Oh, I will die.
Oh, this isn't...
What?
Oh, you can find weapons with like upgrades on it or something minus like a blue icon that's
like 30 more damage.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, stop touching me!
We're getting on.
Uh, well, FTP's out.
Yeah, we got a lot.
Hey, how many bottles you guys got?
I have like 32.
Oh, okay.
You can definitely grab some more.
With you.
Missed.
Grab him.
I'm on my way, I lost.
Why can't I breathe?
I have nightmares.
You say he has 9 health?
Uh, oh, not sure I'm going to...
A merchant?
I'm on a whip!
Where was that?
It's on the bank!
Yeah, how much damage does that do?
Oh shit nice. Yeah, it's good
Shoo, sir, go down, sir!
Hello?
I'm okay.
That's sex.
I'm okay.
It kinda hurt.
You just sound very ugly out here.
Wins!
Oh god damn it.
Holy fucking mist, what the?
Oh my god it's so...
What the fuck?
How reported me.
Oh, am I?
This is like a loot area.
Is he gonna teleport me back now?
Oh, I can't fucking see anything!
Hello?
Guys?
Hello?
Oh my god, the mist took me somewhere.
Yeah, same, same.
I got some loot though.
And Sal dead.
Is that his leg?
Oh that's an arm.
Uh, find a pez.
How much is it to res?
18 is right here.
I have 16 on me.
Wait, this lowers your max health.
Is it permanent?
Oh no, I think it's just temporary.
I just want the newbie, guys.
Jesus!
Man, I'm feeling great.
What does the eyeball even do?
I'm gonna read about it
If you feed it, if it's got something funny, it might happen.
I'm going back for this.
We got a good guy.
Samos mode!
Where are they dude?
Guys!
You got a pin here!
What? Where the fuck is everybody?
You gotta go.
Yeah.
It says something funny might happen if you feed this to kids, guys.
Oh, it's still...
Maybe it'll heal us all.
Oh, great, fun.
Oh!
yeah yeah dude wait how many balls you have 13 look at this up no no stop stop
stop look at this item but we don't have a knob
You've got booze!
Resurex all dead comrades.
We would have had it up.
Maybe we stopped on the-
Somebody had him died!
Wait, maybe we can still get his bottles.
Beat him up!
Punch him!
Oh my god, you almost scared me.
It's okay.
Alright, well...
What is the pit?
It's the shot.
Oh, I can feed him.
Something? No?
Sell? I can sell cute parts.
Oh!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, we have more.
We have, we have, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, calm down.
We're gonna do it.
We're gonna do it, Lafa.
Wait, how many do you have?
I have 14.
I have 14, bro. We're one off.
No!
or does it know it's probably got to be me right oh wait no I could sell it
good nice okay grab these maybe we should just sell like to I'm gonna sell
two repair kits or should we should we drop them I don't know my break yeah
Can you catch them from mid air?
Hold on.
Am I like pointed upwards?
Yeah.
Oh!
He's dead!
Oh my god.
He didn't get a knife. He just has to sell some more stuff.
Did you have one health?
I was at two health, yeah.
Neat! He can sell meat!
Wait, did you have two?
Oh, those got buckets on your inventory?
There's like four in the...
On the ship.
Four in the one. Come on, please.
I'm selling the mushroom and then it makes you take less damage and helps you in your
journey or something.
We have missing one.
There is one behind him!
On the floor!
There's one behind him!
Oh my god!
There's no one!
What the hell is this?
A loudspeaker?
It's right down that path!
Yes! Yes!
Activate!
Reacting to us!
there's a bottle right here look what there's a bottle right here there's not
a bottle for me there I just don't know there was no bottle
that's very okay that was so that was clutch right that was so that actually
kind of worked out because that gave me more help I'm at 90 out now instead of
I took the hit.
Do you want your vodka back?
Oh, no!
You want your vodka?
Salad, you want your vodka?
What?!
of
the
of
the
I wonder what the yellow bottles means like it's a discount sale or something.
Yeah, this is coming up.
Hey, there's a mine here! Look up!
That's the mine! There's a mine!
I really do want to talk to you.
Hey, you mean mommy? Hey, you mean mommy?
Jump and just...
Well, let's use the mine to kill her.
What's that?
Hmm. I am the b-
I'm the alpha male.
Become just like me if you order my booklet.
Three cans of protein food product for one copy.
I think they already moved this.
Oh wait, there's another note.
My testicles are now the size of cannonballs.
That was about the only positive thing that came from drinking that water.
Dude, I don't know what she does. It's fucking weird. Yeah, I hope she's I hope she gets blown up by this good
She's fucking dumb. It's not good for us
That's my balls
Oh, I didn't mean to feed that.
I keep f**king falling, Dave.
Oh, somebody's dead.
Yeah.
I got five bottles.
I'm gonna smoke some weed.
I'm not letting Gimminbomi catch me, not a chance.
Well, we should probably just... oh, shit.
Well, we just probably just- Oh, shit.
I'm dead!
I'm going inside.
I'm 1 HP, dude. Oh, wait, you're 1 HP left.
Oh, here. Have this.
Uh, alright. Well, how many bottles you got?
I have 13.
13? Okay, I have 12.
Let's just- Yeah, let's just go.
I don't know what the fuck happened to those things.
Hopefully we just find like a free floor.
Yeah.
I want this thing here.
Yellow.
Or if I have to do it.
Oh.
Well, we're not that far off, but dropping the bottles, they can break.
Yeah.
I don't think that's easy.
I just need myself to go to the floor.
Well, yeah.
What are the batteries you can do?
I have 14
didn't break. I mean, I mean, I loved the one that you had again, but I mean, I might
be able to catch them there. You want to try? Yeah, yeah, I mean, you don't need to throw
them all yet come over here oh my god salad
Salad!
This fucking guy
okay I just need four more bottles I think I could probably get them over here
I'll bring you back guys, don't worry.
These guys never go away.
I'm really killing them.
Oh, it's all up to me.
There is a battery in there.
Where's the fucking bottles?
There's nothing!
Should I go to the next floor maybe?
Maybe, but no, probably, I don't know.
Oh, oh, wait, I thought there was bottles.
Oh my god, I'm going fucking backwards. What am I doing, dude?
Fuck!
Where are the fr- are there even bottles here?
Am I just wasting my time dude?
What am I-
This looks exactly the same.
Am I going backwards bro?
I'm fucking losing it.
I'm gonna cre- I'm gonna- Oh, no, this is- this is different.
Is this one cheaper?
No, of course not.
Alright, maybe we just go to the next floor.
What do you- What do you guys think?
guess I'll check over here oh oh
I just need one more oh and a cassette tape oh okay we got it we got it
Thanks guys, thanks.
I'm gonna save you guys!
Am I going backwards?
Oh shit, can I just run faster?
I mean I'm at full health, it's really huge.
Oh my god, she's fucking describing!
Oh my god, we got the witch thing!
Nice. Oh, there's some kind of stuff.
Watch this!
Thanks, guys.
Oh my god.
They can paralyze.
Yeah, that enemy will fuck you up. My god.
Okay, you're not supposed to look into her eyes because they paralyze you.
He tossed me with a body like that. I'm not looking at her eyes.
What does the bot can do?
This is damage resistance
Oh haste gear just for speed. Oh, it's only first
I should have, I probably should not have tried to run past that girl.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, now I know at least.
Oh, God, I'm going to die, guys. Goodbye.
Yeah, yeah.
Haha.
That did such insane play last four.
We got a wheel to Resumé SAP.
There's a Res here.
Uh, 24.
What the fuck?
Oh, that's so expensive.
What?
I think he barked up my...
I'm gonna say it.
Shit.
I have three bottles.
I have three also.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
I love this map gimmick.
A bottle.
huh a medic kit wait let me know what you need make it right yeah thank you all
good I'm glad I saved them it's all good don't bring me back
Oh, yeah, Gigabridge is insane.
Oh, yeah.
I have like seven squads, at least, I don't need them.
How many bottles do we have?
We need like 24 or seven or something.
I have 10
I have 6
So we can't be in a
Well, no, we need like
Well, unless some of them break
Well, maybe we can jump 11 of each of the sides again
I can't!
I can just go to the next floor probably
Oh wait, Salad, you got one of them bottle dudes
No, wait, that's something new
Yo, I got a porphyya
Oh, what is that?
He does something with shooting.
Oh, I think he should be kidding me.
Yeah, he might.
Wait, how did this guy?
You can try lobbing these in the air and see if I can catch them.
Try it.
Well, they have a chance to break.
Okay, Salad, you pick them up because you have 10, 9, 6.
How many did we need? 24?
24.
How many do you have now?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
That works!
okay we're good we're good
he's back he's back
that was perfect
yay
look at him
okay
we're doing
going
we're going to the gate
oh
what is this thing how full
lost his balloon.
Oh.
What?
Oh, that mushroom guy.
I'm drinking vodka.
I can't.
It's what?
Run!
Okay, I don't know about that.
Do I have nails?
I do.
Run!
Is she coming?
Yeah, she's fast as fuck though.
Do we have a lock here?
You're farting on me!
Now I have 16!
I'm here, I'm here.
I was checking for a lock pick.
Locked.
Locker.
There's a guy here named Akropeb.
Oh, oh, what the fuck wait, should we save them?
Well, it's a mimic I think oh
Well, he's done. Oh, yeah, you're right
What a year, oh, oh, oh, yeah
Nice
Mine mine
Oh
I have 7 shots for the mail gun.
I have 8, 5, 2 shots, like 15, 3, 7, 8.
Oh, Frost Essence.
What the hell is that?
Yeah, we got those before too.
We don't know what to do with them.
So this is.
That only requires 15.
25.
I think we can enchant our weapons
using the Frost Essence at the pillar.
Because one of my weapons had the same icon,
and it had plus 30 damage.
That's the best.
Yeah, I have a lightning weapon here.
So yeah, definitely in tournaments.
Do we want to?
I mean, we could kill them, maybe.
Get salad, did we say?
I only have three bottles.
I have five.
Oh, is it cheap?
15.
But how many do you have?
Eight.
Oh, salad is alive.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
He's alive?
How?
How is he alive?
I thought that didn't want to hear.
Oh, they didn't confirm it, right?
Oh, I thought you someone saw him die.
I thought, I thought I did.
Never mind that.
Did we go down this other path here?
Oh, God.
Bro, how do you jump that?
I guess you wanna jump on the side.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, guys.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, fuck off, guys.
Oh god.
Oh jesus christ.
Is everyone fucking dead?
No, no.
Oh my god.
Fuck.
Insane.
Like, what the?
I didn't want to leave salad to die.
Yeah, yeah, I figured.
Fuck, we're gonna have to reset our list of salad.
Yeah, same sauce.
I mean, I feel like the strad, if you're on your own, you could just, you know, the floors
like sus just keep going to the next floor, because you can get a lot of like the free
floors.
Yeah, we definitely like, we have all the repairing fuel to just keep going, right?
You guys are alive, right?
If he runs into a mine, I'm having him from chat.
You guys are alive.
Oh, he's getting a demon mommy though.
What the?
Oh
She's coming she's coming is she oh my god. He doesn't know
Well, I found out what happened
Um, God, it's too close.
It's half HP, though.
Yeah, um, wait, this is a good floor, though.
Yeah, I think so.
I don't really like this game.
We gotta play more.
I mean, I think there is an ending to it, also.
Yeah, I think it's at, like, for 100 or?
100?
It's either 50 or 100.
not sure okay I made it there once but we were like super unprepared now it's
like right when the game came out yeah I don't know if they had an ending then
or maybe it did yeah there is an ending apparently all of you managed to die
though he saw the reason why we all died there did you also just die to the
Demon mom big booty demon lady. Yeah, we were in the elevator and she just like snuck up on us and kill us
I shot her with the nail gun
Yeah, I
Didn't even see a health bar and you didn't even kill her. Yeah. Yeah, she was at half health
Oh, I was not I see pointing out the mine I do
I'm not too sure this is gonna go all too well
I don't like this one of the doors open why is it so great oh yeah why are all the doors
open. That's a good question.
Oh, it's good actions. Oh, it's OK. Is that the smoking
ohms or whatever it is? Yeah. They're coming. They're coming
for him. Yeah.
He's gonna run into a mine, I swear.
Uh oh.
Demon mommy.
Again?
Yeah.
Holy.
What the hell is that?
Oh, I got a fly.
Oh, I want to see that in the journal.
Maybe it scares away other flies or something.
Oh, that'd be nice.
I have two pets. I have no idea what the fuck that little one looks like.
What's wrong with my fucking saura?
What?
He saw it.
Hey, there's fucking nothing.
Oh, 69.
Balls are so hard to file.
By balls, I've planned to...
Oh no.
If I find one of those things, I can get one of you with a Beverly East.
If he gets to a shop, he can definitely give us.
Now, honestly, if you're by yourself, getting into a shop so you can sell and sell stuff,
probably pretty good yeah it's true maybe it doesn't always sell the the gig
over five though yeah probably not no he shouldn't be a child yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna borrow that when he's all...
AHHHHHH!
Oh?
I think he's on fire.
That's a good floor, right?
He just got electrocuted.
Okay, he definitely has enough to rest at least one person though.
in the word demon mommy on this floor to 22 that's a fucked up mine oh I see the mind
down the earth
i have twenty six
there's another bottle yeah yeah yeah nice
what's up takers? what's going on?
I think you can do this yeah, I think so
UK lack. I wish we could see his health
Oh, he needs a rake
Okay, I
See him all of this shit goes down this all my what does he mean? Oh
There's a resident. There's a lot. Is he blind? Oh, he didn't see it
he didn't realize it was a res I think we can't think it can't be oh no no no he's
gonna rain to the cone no
if he dies to this cone there's another end of mine look there is oh my god my
My ass is clenched
He's gonna die to the fucking cone like a fucking trap
Fucking dead
Oh my god
Salado
You tried buddy. Oh, I'm big this time
The hell?
There's the store.
Hey, where'd Ella go?
Salads, AFK.
Ella's gone, I'm out.
Oh, I think we're blogged, because this can't see you, Ella.
Yeah.
Maybe remake a lobby, I don't know.
We're doing another round?
I know there's normally one Ella anyways is
I didn't
what hello
hello yep hi hello nice hat
this okay yeah I have a question
yes how the fuck did you all die
demon mommy dude cuz like I was at the elevator and she was on me but you were
were like nowhere to be fucking found so I was like all right I'll try to I don't
want to kill you oh yes Ellen how did you die okay I don't want to hear that
all three of you guys a dummy moment okay I try you died to be a media player
man listen listen mom I tried and that's what's important here I think if it's
like sus just going to the next floor if you're by yourself isn't a bad idea
It's like I don't know how often the shop shows up with the giga res but yeah, I had no idea it might be worth just like
Going until you get that
Yeah, maybe
Hey, yes, are we are we gonna try another one?
We got time. Yeah, I guess I guess
Yeah, I mean we did I mean we can just play it and see how it goes. Yeah sure I
I mean, I think it saves a new race
Can you guess who I am?
Oh, yeah, you're the Alt-F4 guy!
You're the Alt-F4 guy, fuck!
Yeah
Oh shit, I forgot to stop the elevator!
Stop that!
Oh my god, I didn't pass
Oh my god
Oh, it's a good floor!
Oh, that was close, Salad
Oh, yeah, it's actually so nice
Yeah, if you want to buy something from the shop do it for me because
actually on every purchase I have 15% sale
Oh, why do I why do I only have five why 15? Wow
No, no, you will take damage it just you won't just you won't give up back. Oh, yeah, cuz I have that
I have it I have it this time now, too. Oh
There's a slight chance that a bottle that I collect my own in the pretty doubled. Oh
Oh, no, I
leave all the bottle
I assume that doesn't work on bottles that are you drop yourself
And the radio back on I was jamming bro
Oh, what the... this fucking trap.
Oh wait, I should have left...
I started picking up the bottles, but then I realized I should have left them for Leppa.
Yeah, that's what we did, shit.
Now I'm picking this one up now.
Oh, I'm serious.
They picked them all up, though.
I picked up one!
Yeah, it was me. Not bad.
Why is...
Oh, it's because of the last finger.
Yeah...
I already had signal that I would pick up three.
That was pretty good value.
Why that kind of thing there?
It was like another three in the direction.
There's a star here!
I'm gonna get it.
Oh, fuck.
Run, guys!
the fucking box
fucking rock
do they have that? do the bugs? can we kill them?
I don't even realize they were still chasing me, yeah.
Nothing.
Hmm.
Poor baby.
Nice.
Yeah, nah, I'm on...
I'm on the mine.
It's not 50HP, not happening.
No, I let him walk on the mine.
Just don't make him go to the side.
Though the mine fucking hurts.
That's big range, so.
I should be over it.
Come on.
The bullying is crazy.
I'm just going to stay here.
Do we have a megaphone?
Oh.
Is there any more loot in here?
I feel like we got most of everything now.
Yeah!
I'm in the wall.
I don't know, I'm here.
I guess there's more stuff to grab.
I'm just being lazy.
What?
They're dead?
That was dead.
This is being silly.
Oh, what the fuck?
There's a hole in that.
That's solid, Steb.
Oh, shit.
Sorry, Saab.
Isn't this solid?
Yeah, it is.
It's all solid.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I can grab it.
Okay, nice.
It's here, here.
I need bottles.
I have eight.
Ooh, I got a giga wrench.
I mean, I think I did.
It says 18 on me.
Oh, yeah, I have a discount, yeah.
All right. Great.
So, who's grabbing models, you are, Lupa?
I guess.
Yeah.
All right, it's going great.
How many do you need?
18, 9, 14, 16, 17.
That was my last one.
Hey, Salad.
Hey, guys.
Welcome back.
Yeah, you step on a mine for sure.
I actually don't even know what killed me.
help me i got poisoned by the thing on the floor because the the
oh my god over it and then i just died
yeah yeah stuff that happens in it all
shit uh
i ain't doing that i ain't doing that
lepo just go for it i think
Yeah, I don't believe in that.
I have a mind, by the way.
Oh, shit.
Yeah!
How much damage does it say it does?
Uh...
It doesn't say.
Oh.
Yeah, weird.
I guess it's safe in the side room?
How are they...
I don't know, something just blew up, so, yeah.
I'm chillin'.
Yeah, I'm gonna chill here.
Yeah.
Sounds good.
I guess you gotta find the electricity box and turn off the electricity.
Step down on mine!
Yeah, we heard it.
The electricity box?
Oh, yeah, the guitar is a weapon, right?
That's 25 damage.
Can I angle it?
Ah, take your time, man. I'm just playing.
You gonna join me?
Fuck yeah.
Oh, yeah it is. It's going.
Look at this, it's going!
You've got to go and grab these crates first.
Oh, they turned it off? Nice.
Yeah, they did.
You're an immersion.
Sorry, man.
I should have left these for Leppa to pick up.
Ooh.
Only seven?
90 damage, 20 rounds.
That doesn't seem like it's worth buying.
Only seven.
Oh, no, it's like it's a gun that does 90 damage has 20 shots
Oh
Can you afford the gun I can't know I'm missing one model
How much does it cost for you six or seven six? Yeah, six. Okay, here
Shut up salad
You want this gun this oh, I've got a gig of wrench actually so somebody else I mean I have a rifle and I have a rake
So I really don't need it
I found a gear, by the way.
Nice.
There's a pistol in Klezka.
Is that... are we all here now?
No.
Hi.
Hey.
Hey, why is there a mine on the floor?
I got it from killing a mine guy, you can pick it up if you want, you can use it if you want.
I know.
Well, anyone but south.
We don't know what's gonna happen if I do lie.
Let's look at small rooms.
Let me trade off the balls.
Ow.
Oh, right, I can't fit.
What's up?
Yeah, we're too big.
Big boy.
That's a gun in the storage, by the way, if anyone doesn't have a weapon...
Is that a cone?
I will murder this guy in this way.
I've got a gig a wrench mm-hmm I wrenched us 250 damage
Seven enemy? Oh, yes. Nice. Perfectly timed.
Yeah, the rat!
Nice! Oh my god!
You stand a fucking chance!
Oh, is it? Oh wait, I wonder if...
If I put this up there, can you still pan spot it?
Oh wow!
The thing... we gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go!
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, now that... oh, you're right.
I thought it was worms, but yeah, you're right.
Hopefully they're here, because I'm going to fucking die.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Yeah, I'm here.
Alright, I'm in.
Alright, we need to go.
I can't even see if he's alive or not.
That way, Grain!
Fucking hell!
Oh my god, I almost just fucking hit him.
He just left like 10 things as well.
It's a fucking game!
That's just a lot to say.
It's so over.
It's an interesting floor too.
It's ok.
Yeah.
Sorry guys, no content for you.
You're leg is actually a good weapon.
Oh really?
I forgot.
You're out of luck.
All right, I forgot you have it takes time to like pretty good hold the lever
But that was a friendly guy
Was it so
But he was a nice
four three five four three five well let me drop what's looking 20 yeah it's what
the hell is this area that's what I mean it's four how many balls do you have by
the way I was revived thinking how are we ever 18
15 to 20 okay I was just curious because of the perk
It's only left for us to a lot of them
Looking flies, dude
Oh, don't look in the wall stuff. Don't look in the wall stuff. I was
Wanted to test it
You never know
What's up, Wild Toaster?
Doing alright.
Got a good run going in BS1 rando.
Just playing some games with the lads though.
Taking a short break today.
Solid.
I can revive somebody.
There is a revive all to the play.
But we don't have enough for that, do we?
27 and I have 18.
24, 24. I have six.
Oh, well if you manage to throw all 18 to me without losing one, we got it.
Yes?
Yes.
One of these
Amazing how many don't break. Yeah, true
How much HP do you have?
30. Oh, I'm down.
It's fine. It's fine. We'll find an X-Ride. It's fine.
I
This
As if one of them from this yeah, we knew what it's like. No, there's plenty of boxes. I'm sure we'll find
There's a mind here
Mind your business
I kinda wanna go through these holes here and see what's on the other side, but...
How much health do you have?
I have 26.
I mean, yeah, I'm not gonna risk it.
I'm gonna risk it because...
You can risk it and I'll just find one more and risk everybody, so...
Okay, okay, okay.
Uh, it looks like 5 HP would be good.
I found a bottle.
Came over now they could do this.
I found a bottle.
Oh nice.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Did you pick up my gun?
No I didn't pick up anything.
My gloom's gone.
Maybe I can stop.
I'm blind.
Where's Baloo?
Uh, I'm gonna have another break.
Careful, he's got the...
Imagine if that broke.
Wait, let me even put your vibe.
Let me kill myself from a 9HP.
Oh yeah, that's smart, yeah.
They're doing it!
Okay, this was a lovely conversation.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Oh, thank you.
We're solid.
What are you going?
Wait, what?
We're solid.
What are you going?
That's not mine.
I'll take it though.
Salad?
That's not.
Maybe he spawned something.
Oh, well.
Yeah, I've already taken damage from the, uh, from the skin.
Yeah.
Did we get my Giga wrench?
I don't think so.
I am on a team of ramps.
Are we going?
Yeah, we're going.
They did it, they did it, they did it.
Oh, we're going to go ramps using the store.
Oh no. What am I? Nar.
Nar. It's a bar.
Our Nar. Clear. Our. Nar.
Our. Our. Our. Our. Nar.
We're all here, yep.
Barely.
I like how we've been to like three falls and we're on a...
Oh, we've got an interesting floor coming up now.
Is this the floor?
Yeah, I just got an exclamation mark on that.
Oh man, I can't wait.
Oh, shit!
Oh my god, roll card.
Is this IKEA?
Oh, it's like...
There's a lot of bottles.
Lepa bottles.
Bottles?
That's tough.
Anything in here.
My vision's all booked as well.
Cool.
Oh, but it looks like you can fall off.
Can you?
I don't know, do you want it?
Okay.
Now there's a wall in front of you.
That's about it.
What a weird room.
I can throw this away and get myself something.
Yeah, probably.
Nothing on the scanner.
Nothing here.
Everyone's here?
Yeah.
And we can't stop on the next floor.
Oh my god, that was great.
I think double is done.
Why can't I go in here?
Wait, what?
I'm just going to tell you.
Wait, what is dog doing?
That sound.
There's something here.
That sound.
There's something here.
You're able to not leave behind much?
Oh yeah.
Not mine?
I'm going to go up this way.
Did we fuck the way it didn't even hit me?
Oh.
That hurt.
Another giga wrench.
This one doesn't have the buff though.
Tony show ad
what just damaged me
oh I hit the trap
you find anything sound
oh shit I'm coming
oh my
long
oh you hit themselves all
themselves up I had a trap maybe
I did actually uh above
I only almost walked into that line I actually didn't do it though
Did you just take a bottle no
Oh I'm high the car right now I can't see
I have 30 bottles, by the way.
What the hell are you doing?
I think you want me to...
Oh, of course.
Yeah, oh no, oh no, oh no.
I don't know.
At least I'm gonna have something like knock her down or something. Where is she enough to be again?
I can do a lot of damage
She's dead
Oh my god, I mean this is probably time we're gonna
haha
oh well
good Christ
we're both gonna get some demonic asses
we're portals
shit we got bunch of bottles in this head
you can get them
we need to get them
we didn't need to stop
no cools
Oh, we need fuel. We're light. Yeah, we have a bunch here. I mean inventory space.
Yeah, I've got two.
We're over here.
We leaving?
Yeah.
Oh, one of you got the jump or has like a special on it.
Yeah, yeah, I put that in.
Oh, yeah, this guy.
All I need is my leg, and all I need is enough to miss it.
Oh, the fucking mist.
Oh, I should have left the luffa pick that up.
I can't fit. Anybody around here?
I don't know where I am.
Yeah, there's like a hole you can go in this room, you know.
You go in the hole.
Yeah, there's nothing there.
Oh, okay.
can't go in there so
yeah
Oh my god.
This is so bad.
Oh my god, and now look at me.
No fucking shot!
What the hell?
Alright, it's right here.
Oh, thank you.
I'm gonna get teleported.
No you're not. You're fine.
Wait, I think the more you move...
Wait, if I keep running when I get teleported?
I don't think you're gonna beat this.
Why'd I go near it? I thought I could kill it.
I thought I could kill it before it blew up.
But I think I could have just let it blow up on its own.
Over here! Over here! Over here!
I don't think you need... I don't think you need to move.
right what yeah don't move yeah I think it teleports you if you keep running
mm-hmm hey this is dead
oh yeah I think that's so uh hi
this is dead oh yeah oh
Well, feed it, feed it, do it!
Oh!
Wait, why is the orange here?
The orange is still about this far.
Oh, it is there!
Oh my goodness.
That's okay.
Those are all...
It's so over.
How is my teammate?
You said it's in play!
Oh, there's a shop after this.
Is it saved?
It does now.
It just said saving on the top right.
I think it saved GG.
Okay, I mean...
Yeah, that's the bottle.
I still have so many floor slabs, so...
I don't know, anyways, I need to talk to him.
Yeah, I mean, we're gonna have to go to the store.
Yeah.
Why?
Somebody say store?
What?
Oh, there's a rat.
Wait, is this rat I'm holding alive?
Yeah, you can grab him.
Oh!
He's going to blow them all to death.
Why is the giga wrench on the bottom of Klitzka?
I don't know.
Do you see it?
Oh, put it there.
Oh you could just saw mines with them.
STORE!
WOOOOOW!
This is why this is a conassiator.
Oh.
And the pit is here.
I'll throw in my leg.
Oh, 10% that's nice.
Oh, what a r-
Rottel.
I'll throw in my arm.
hmmm, it's swag!
oh, four, four boobies!
yeah, buddy
I would love to continue this, too
yeah, I'm done
I wanna see the ending
yeah we are, it's like 400 or something
only four hundred yeah it's of the way though yeah easy easy sure that double
bottle perk seems like so good yeah yeah that one is insane yeah well anyways
Anyway, yeah, thanks for playing guys. Thanks for the game
Yee-haw group home get in the circle
All right, bye bye guys. Bye. Bye. Later
All right, chef
It is anyways time
I've been streaming for nine and a half hours. It's been a fun stream though. I'm gonna go get some dinner and
Chill out
Yeah, thanks for watching everybody. Well, we'll be back with the Dark Souls. What are you watching?
We are just
Lads having fun together
Yeah, thanks for watching, everybody. We'll continue the Dark Souls 1 rando run that we
had going tomorrow. Yes, been a fairly long stream for me, so I'm going to get some dinner.
Have a good rest of your night, chat.
I'm going to go ahead and give a raid.
I don't know, I'm going to give Lobos another raid.
He's doing some, uh, Permadeath Valheim.
I don't think he's streaming for that much longer, probably another 45 minutes or something,
but we'll give Lobos a rate anyways.
A good friend of mine.
Yeah, thanks for watching everybody.
Hope you all enjoyed the Klikka.
Honestly, I think Klikka's pretty fun.
I'd definitely want to play some more again.
That was a good time.
I guess that'll have us chat I will see you all next stream take care everybody