you you you you you you you Good morning, everybody. Good morning. What's up, Pontus? you We're going to try a few runs today chat, but I think I might do some Resident Evil today. I know I've been saying that for a while, but I really want to play some Resident Evil. I don't know, like chat the thing is. Was I planning on full RE1 to 8 before RE9? I was going to, but I, uh, I didn't really want to. It's like the thing is, I did my, I did my speedrun marathon last month, and I, I basically, did, I didn't do every Resident Evil game, but I did a lot of them. So I'm just like, I'm not as inclined to try and do all them again. But the thing is chat, this DS1 run genuinely takes like 15 hours like there's not if we don't get a good run going today we're not gonna fucking finish a run before Ari 9 comes up I don't know if that can actually happen, Pontus. I don't think you can get the same boss. Like, I think the randomizer specifically makes it so you can't get the same boss that's normally there. No, there's no early access. Hey, Skollord, thank you for the 35 months. Yeah, there just isn't that much time left to finish. There just isn't that much time left to finish this challenge, so. Probably just going to switch to doing Resident Evil soon. Probably today. I mean, we'll definitely come back to DS1 rando down the line. We are re9ing on day one, you know, it's kind of offensive to me that you even question whether I would, what do you fucking mean, man? Of course I'm playing fucking re9 on day one. kind of dumbass question is that Hey, Vulcan, thank you for the 10 months But yeah, I will be I do have a sponsor for marathon like a day after re9 comes out But that's only like two hours. The first subalert season mine in ten months and you get this one, maybe you shouldn't have asked such a dumb question. It's okay though, I forgive you. Hey, Valkin, thank you for the ten months. Michael, Scholar to Blasphemy, Val Fader, thank you guys. Chat's going to be sub-only during CORPA. That's not a bad idea. That is not a bad idea. So do we know when RE9 comes out? Is it like midnight release on the 26th? I assume. Yeah, I'm surprised they didn't do a demo for R&N. Yeah, I'm not gonna be playing RE9 on midnight release, because fuck that. I I don't know what fucking coordinated universal time Yeah, no, that's at midnight. Well midnight my time I guess Do a bet like Hobb that you end rando till RE or shave head. I I am not doing that. Hobb can shave his head alone for all I care. Hey sleepyhead, thank you for the gift that's a It's not the first time he's done it. you Okay, Shafa, thank you for the gifted subs. Today is the run. Yeah, we'll see. I don't know, man. The thing is, this... I was saying this before, but this run takes fucking forever, and there's only three days left until RE9, today. So I don't know. We'll try to get something going, but the rando is probably going to get flushed because there's simply not enough time. Some people will be playing on Thursday. I don't think there's early access for Ari nine. At least I fucking hope not. Because I don't have it. And honestly, I don't know, dude, early access is like. I kind of prefer when everybody just gets the game. It's already out there. Yeah, because dumb ass retailers ship the game a week early. It's not like they're fucking Capcom sent these people to fucking game, dude. Like, yeah, there's leaks for the game because some like. It's just it always happens. Yeah, there's always these stores that sell it early, but. Regardless. Like one of them did one of my one of the best things was when when Silk song came out, nobody had fucking played it yet. No one at Silk song came out at the same time for everyone. They didn't give anybody fucking early access. even reviewers. Nobody got the game. You know, Microtab, thank you for the 42 months. Like, dude, I remember this, this was like eight years ago at this point or whenever it came out. But dude, when Resident Evil 2 Remake came out, there was another streamer and I won't name names, but there was another streamer who got the game two weeks early. He got the game fucking two weeks early and the day resident evil two remake came out, he had already posted a no damage, no hit run. The day it came out, bro. I don't know, that kind of shit is just so cringe to me. I don't think that guy gets any keys now when he's malding. Probably. It's crazy though, yeah. Hobb plays games two decades after they release, wasn't Hobb? Drew. I wonder if Hobb is going to play RE9 or if he's just going to keep doing the DS1 Rando. It might be worth sending an email or DM to someone. What do you mean for RE9 Early Access or what do you mean? I mean, I don't even know who to contact, uh, Trance. I mean, I'm in the Capcom creator program, which maybe you are too. I'm not sure, but. I don't think they're doing early access for R9. You're not in it. You came on. Oh, okay. I mean, the thing is, I got sent one of the crates, right? For, I got sent one of the RE9 crates, so I don't know. I don't think they're doing early access. And if they are, then whatever. I mean, it is what it is. I don't think they are though. Hold on, I'll be back in one sec. When RE4 came out the same day, it released something to ask for early access. I don't even remember there being early access for RE9. All I know is I put in a key request for RE9 and they specifically said that there was no early access. So, I don't know, maybe it's only for certain creators. I'm very few people got it. Dude, I don't remember that at all. Is that like, I don't, I don't remember that at all. I mean, if anybody has early access, it's probably Bach. But, yeah, I don't know. Either way, I'm excited for RA9. So, I have Zufar. I feel like there's there's no way Bach would play re9 like off-stream though I very much doubt it Thank you. I got access to Elden Ring like a day or two before it came out, but I did not play it at all. I did play the Elden Ring DLC off stream a bit because I couldn't contain myself, which I kind of regret doing, but it is what it is. How much did I play? I think I, I don't actually know. If I remember correctly, I did, I think I did like, maybe like half of the DLC, I would say. Maybe a bit less, maybe like a third, I don't know. What's up, Kenyan Jay? The thing is, I had already played, but, okay, I will explain myself, whether you agree with me or not, I don't care, but I had already played the Elden Ring DLC for three hours because Bandai Namco flew me out early to play the game. So I didn't feel as bad playing the DLC because I had already played it already. Now granted, I was only three hours, but still. Yo, Lobos, thank you for the 128 months. I hope your Valheim's been going well. version you played at the Bandai event was the release version? Yeah, I think so. I think we were limited to like where we could explore though. When we got the three hours to play at the event. Like when I was at the event, I got to fight. I think we were basically limited to like that starting plateau with like you were able to do the dance. Like we we fought the dancing lion and we also fought. Relant, we were able to do Rilana and the dancing lion and anything in between. At the preview event. Man, Valheim was so much fun, though, Lobos. I'm excited to play again once the deep north comes out. I feel bad. Like, I hope you're not... I feel like you want to play the Ashlands and I'm, like, preventing you from doing it, and I feel kind of bad about it. Hey, John, thank you for the two months, man. No? Okay. All right, fair enough. If you say no, then that's that's all I need. You want ash pals? Yeah, me too. I just figured it would, waiting until the deep north at at least we'll have a lot of stuff to do. But who knows how long it's gonna be until the deep north? Is there any info about that actually? There's been new stuff. Yeah, I heard they changed the buffs or something. Just 2026, okay. Yeah, Lobos has been trying to get me to play Conan exiles for a while. Also, Pontus, oh my god, sorry guys, I've been so bad with the resubs. Pontus, thank you so much for the 14 gifted subs. Thank you Pontus. And Shafa, thank you again for the 10 gifted sleepyhead. Thank you. Hey boss, Microtab, John Kirch, Brandon, thank you guys for the subs. I will be playing Resident Evil 9 when it comes out. I do not have early access. As far as I know, they're not doing early access, but it is possible they are, and it's only for certain people. I don't know. But I do not have early access, and even if I did, I probably wouldn't be allowed to tell you. But yeah. Don't sussy me, okay? You have to read between the lines. Are you going to be playing Resident Evil 9 Lobos? I know you're like, I think you're going like LARPing or something or well, you're under the Kyzo Coliseum, which I wanted to go to the Kyzo Coliseum, but the, yeah, I know you're out of, yeah, you're out of town for a while. I'm just, I'm so excited for RE9. I just, I could not. i uh... if i went to that kaizo coliseum the only thing i would be thinking about is playing resneevil nine and also falling behind on the speedrun i'm such a fucking i'm such a nerd i just i i love resneevil i don't know like being Playing a Resident Evil game on launch and like speed running it when it's fresh and new and it's just so much fun. That's why it was for charity. Okay. So any charity event that I get invited to, I should just go because it's charity and I'm a bad person. If I don't, like what kind of comment is that? I'm sorry, maybe I'm misinterpreting your message. I apologize if so. Then after four weeks, it becomes mega sleeper reset city. Yeah. I hope that the run is going to have, like I hope the route for Resident Evil 9 is actually gonna evolve. I feel like Resident Evil 4 actually went through a lot of iterations in the route because of the merchant existing. Like the merchant and the money routing made Resident evil for. Like it changed a fair bit. I feel like. But I don't know. I wonder how many like how many weapons are there going to be an RE nine? I feel like Resident Evil nine is going to be. There's no merchant that runs are going to be mega boring. You I was thinking do you guys think I feel like Leon might have a merchant and grace won't. I feel like grace Grace will be more, Grace will be more like RE7 gameplay. And then Leon will probably be more like RE4 or like RE8. They already confirmed no merchant? Really? Hmm. I mean, I don't care that much if there's not a merchant. I do kind of like the merchant though because it incentivizes you to actually like kill enemies and like explore. But then again, I mean, you're still incentivized to like kill enemies and explore regardless. I just, I wonder what the weaponry is going to be like in the game. Like are you only going to get one pistol, one shotgun, and one like sniper rifle? Or is there going to be like a huge fucking assortment of weapons? You know what I mean? So auto-equip mod of pain and last to set up, no, it's just a program that you run, does everything for you? Stalling God. Yeah, thanks, man. Every time I want to music, I did. I love outer wild so much. Now, you got to redo your makeup. Oh, damn. I apologize. I wonder if Resident Evil 9 is going to have, like, skips or glitches or anything. i feel like it's so hit or miss with the resident evil games like sometimes the re games can be broken as fuck and then eventually it's gonna get fixed like resident evil eight for example barely had any glitches there was like two out of bounds and they were found like a few two weeks into the game and nothing else has ever been found No other skips have been found in RE8. That's it. Two pipe bomb skips. And that's it. Maybe there is more stuff that's left to be found. But then it could be super broken like RE2, where you skip 90% of the game, yeah. The funny thing is though, that skip in RE2, like if they just added a trigger check or like a condition that needed to be met before you could go to the. The orphanage or whatever is called, then none of that, like the skip wouldn't have even worked. It's funny, because in Resident Evil 7, there's like a massive out of bounds and you could you could just walk out of bounds to the fucking end of the house, like when you choose Mia or Zoe. But none of the triggers work. So it doesn't matter. That's the case with like a lot of speed runs. It's like you find, you know, you find some super broken glitch, but then it's like the game just breaks and doesn't progress anymore. All right, anyways, let's actually start playing the game. Spend fun to sit here and chat for a little bit. Go to the rando settings. Sure. These are my Rando settings right here. The thing is we are using a custom version of FifthMats enemy randomizer, which removes, excuse me, it removes scaling. So, unfortunately, I don't think there's, there is a public link for this version of the Rando, but it's on some Russian streamers telegram link, which I mean, it's fine. It's just a little sassy, I guess. But I mean, no, it's not fine. I mean, I downloaded it from his link that it has no viruses. It's perfectly fine. I've just not I'm just not familiar with Telegram. What's the Russian streamers name cake? C underscore A underscore K underscore E cake. Requiem is almost fricking here. Yep. I'm so excited and I just can't hide it. Oh, let me turn on the game sound. Now, we'll name this one after Lobos. This one is going to get far, surely. We'll go male. I'm feeling good about this one. Is there a class with the Mimic head? Amazing. Did I have survived that fall by quitting out of the game? If you're talking about when I died to Seath, I mean, yes, I technically could have. Honestly, even if I had quit out there when I loaded back in, Seath probably would have killed me, though. I mean, it's not a rule, necessarily, there isn't an official rule set for this run, but I do not quit out to prevent myself from dying. Because quitting out in this game is a little too strong. And the thing is, if you can just quit out anytime you're in danger, it removes a lot of the that just removes a lot of the danger. I mean, it was a total BS way to go out, but that's the point of the randomizer, right? All right, hold on. I'm going to use the restroom. I'll be right back. In the age of ancients, the world was unformed, shrouded by fog, a land of grey crags, arch-trees, and everlasting dragons. But then there was fire. And with fire came disparity. Heat and cold, life and death. And of course, Light and dark. Then from the dark, they came and found the souls of lords within the flame. Neaton, the first of the day. The witch of Izelin, and her daughters of Chaos. Grimm, the Lord of Sunlight, and his faithful knights. And the furtive ate me, so easily forgotten. With the strength of laws, they challenged the dragons. Glamorous mighty gods, wield a power of stingsy wisdom. The riches will not break as long as they last. We too unleashed the plasma of death and disease. And faithless games betrayed his evil, and the dragons were payable. Thus began the Age of Fire. But soon the flames will fade, and only dark will remain. Even now there are only embers, and Nancy's not light, but only endless nights. And amongst the living are seen, carriers of the accursed dog sign. Come back. Here we go, Chad. It's a new day. The day is young, the new dawn. Another day in the asylum. This is my home. I live here. I was born in the asylum. I'm all bid to buy it. One of these runs, I will get the Lord Vessel as the very first item I pick up. One of these days. I wonder what the chance of it being the very first item is. Like, I wonder how many total item checks there are. Ella kinda did. Well, he got it in Firelink. That's not the first item. No, I don't... obviously the fucking key to get out of yourself at the start is not actually the first item check. What's up, CB? Oh yeah, CB, do you still need the rando files? I told you I was gonna send them to you and I totally forgot. That was the first item, yeah, but it's always the same. Well, yeah, but we're using no need, okay, fair enough. We're using like a custom version of the rando that doesn't have scaling on. Salads and everything, okay, alright. You should have led with that. That sounds good. Hey, Cliff Bane, thank you for the two bucks, man. How many bosses do you have? Have you killed on your run, Subi? You got the Lord Vessel after Sif, damn. Lucky doc, you. I Have I done the same run for Elden Ring? No, well, I was doing the French challenge in Elden Ring for a while And It was fun. I mean I I might go back to the French challenge thing at some point, but it's just it's such a long fucking run The what so there well, that's just what people were fucking calling it, okay, I was doing auto-equip Randomizer Auto-quip randomizer Elden Ring, I don't know if it was also used what you get or well, I mean it is auto quick is used what you get I don't know if it was used what you see Yeah, the undead asylum in pilgrimage. Oh Yeah, it was also region lock. Yeah region lock perma-death auto-quip all bosses Elden Ring is what we were doing. I feel like Elden Ring randomizer. The problem is there's no progression blockers in Elden Ring because they wanted to make the game more casual, Which, by the way, I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but that it should be different. It's just how it is. Elden Ring barely has any key items, and you can run around the entire map because they just, nothing is blocked. Like, there's no progression blockers in Elden Ring. I kinda wish that there was though. But you know, that's also part of what makes Elden Ring so good, That's also part of what makes Elden Ring so good, is the, you know, you can just, like, you can explore wherever you want. So fucking fast roll. I should probably just, like, use the dark hand and just go kill bosses, but I don't fucking want to there's a thing that there's only two key oh wait did I get the I thought my auto soap wasn't working There's plenty of progression blockers, yeah, but I mean like in terms of key items. Like there's barely any key items. And you listed like four bosses total, bro. That's like barely anything. Also, Moog is an optional area. So in what scenario is Moog a progression blocker? The only like required boss, I mean DLC, well, yeah, I mean to get to the DLC, sure, but I just mean like, to beat the game. Oh wow, we're getting a lot of souls, that's good. I mean, I'm just saying, like, look at how many fucking key items there are in this game. And then, like, look at Elden Ring. You know what I mean? It's just... I love Elden Ring, but for and this I'm talking about purely from like a randomizer standpoint Like you just you don't need to loot stuff in the Elden Ring when you do the randomizer And yeah, you don't even need it. Well, you need the there's two key items you need Well, you need the Academy key technically I guess it depends on what run you're doing No, my auto-cups working You can pair two different games? Yeah, sure, but I mean, like, I'm speaking strictly from the randomizer standpoint. There's just no reason... Okay, guys, like... Okay, I'm just curious. If in the Dark Souls 1 randomizer, you didn't have to loot anything... Like, imagine in this rando, right, you get a good weapon, You get a good weapon right off the bat, and then you don't have to loot anything. You just run boss to boss to boss to boss. And that's it. That's the rando. That is what fucking Elden Ring is like. Ella, does that already? Okay. You're missing the fucking point. Yes. Yes, in the randomizer, sometimes you do a few... You boss rush a little bit at the start of the r- Shut the fuck up, okay dude? All right. One T, one T. Hey, Riko, thank you for the Prime Sub. Imagine if you put the key items anywhere, though, in Elven Ring. Yeah, I mean, Elden Ring doesn't really work like DS1 does from a randomizer standpoint. I agree with that. Like looting all the items in Elden Ring would be equally... It would be fucking horrible. I don't know, I just, I don't find the Elden Ring randomizer that, I just end up getting bored in the Elden Ring randomizer a lot of the time. The French challenge was fun though, I will say. Doing limb, limb grave was boring as fuck though. Like when you die in the French challenge and you have to spend like two hours, like going through limb grave again, that was pretty ass, I will admit. Well whenever I would do an Elden Ring run, I would end up with like a Fusten somberweft. I would loot most of the items in Limgrave and before I knew it I would have a plus 10 somber weapon and then I would just shit on everything and I would just get bored in the French challenge you have to loot everything you see within reason yeah that's true and that's why the French challenge was more fun I actually had fun with the French challenge Holy sh- Sh-shill dude. Can't even get past him now. God, I hate this fucking enemy. What made the challenge French? It's just like the challenge made by a French streamer. The funny thing is though, before the French challenge was a thing, I had done that exact same run, but I also just got bored with it. Can you to the depths? That's good. I don't remember who made it. Or who came up with the thing. Should have called it the Dischallenge. I don't care. I did it before it was cool, yeah. I'm a hipster. No, I wasn't chemist. Bruh. My bad. And off the cliff too, bro. Come on. I shouldn't have eluded that item, I guess. Fuck's sake. Well, Lobos is dead. Rest in peace. I'm sorry Lobos, I failed you. Fat rolling in this game is so fucking awful. Okay, Bandit has a blacksmith giant hammer. It's in the right hand. Which means I need to... All right, we're gonna leave the blacksmith giant hammer in the asylum. And we're gonna loot first because we're gonna be fag... Like, we're gonna be fat if we pick that thing up anyways. This armor is way too heavy. with being fat. You're slow. You can't roll. There's a lot of things wrong with being fat. I'm talking about Dark Souls 1 chat. the consider clause to be allowed in the dark souls three-fist weapons play through uh... what i don't know are fit i mean the way that i would do it is to base it on like the weapon class. Our claws like a separate weapon category. In Dark Souls 3. I don't know. With R2, does so much more damage. I think it's better his tower too. All right, here we go. This is the run. Hold a streamer this morning to press our tune and threaten you with a ban... Dang Heavy attacks in this game are actually pretty fucking good like they do a considerable amount more damage Like if you if you press R2 a lot of the time it'll do I don't know like 50% more damage It's not bad at all That is a big stick Thank you for the four months, Elephantung, Riko, Toby, thank you for the resubs as well. Have I made it to the Bed of Chaos Room? kind of curious what the bed of chaos like this the does the floor still fall in the bed of chaos room I assume it probably does which is kind of fucking scary actually But yeah, it would kill most bosses, that's true, or it could, I'll start into it. favorite weapon? It's actually not a bad weapon. I don't know if you're being sarcastic, but... They don't have any poppable souls, though. Not great. I feel stupid for not realizing this sooner, but is this chain prisoner going to kill me? What am I doing, dude? What am I actually fucking doing? It's like I knew it was gonna happen and I fucking did it anyways. You can drop onto the bridge from like the upper area near the staircase. In that situation, it was not worth doing it though because the chain prisoner was there. Yeah. Oops. That's okay. That's my bad. That was really stupid. I fucked that one up. Because I need to respect these enemies more. It's like I knew that there was a chance the chain prisoner would kill me. And I don't know why I didn't, I should have tried to roll them as well, but I just wanted to show off the other strap. The hob farming strap. that I'm actually going to farm but the death counter is going up the screen. All right, well, unless we die 899 or 900 more times, we'll be okay. Yeah, I checked the Lord Vessel in that run where I died to see if it was in the Tomb of the Giants as fucking usual. That dark hand is decent. The overlay placement is triggering you. Why? What do you mean? Oh, what? Because the hunger isn't aligned with the bosses and the PB? I mean, I can fix it if you want. I'll fix it. Okay. I'll fix it. All right. Hold on. Wait, why is there so much... Okay, this is scuffed. Hold on. This is all... This is not... Hold on. This is not good. I know that's not good. I know. Just chill one second, okay? I'm fucking fixing it. you and Maybe his bigger font a lot of her fucking who cares It's worse Oh God, this isn't good. Oh Jesus. Aren't seen? Oh he went out of bounds! Yes, I'm gonna quit out dude what I what else can I do And I'm dead, bro! I thought he was butt slamming! Oh my god, this fucking rat! Fuck's sakes, dude. You I of I'll make me kill you, little shroom. being nice. Yeah, I mean, if there wasn't scaling... Oh, the... He killed the mushroom! He killed the mushroom and said I'm flying from the fucking balcony. Come on, give me the IGN seed. The black split. The reserve for Ella, true. I get the Lord Vessel on the Catacombs. That's what I get. Oh shit. Okay, he's got some fucking weapons though. Black Knight Sword and enchanted falchion. That's pretty good. It could be any item, pick up any boss, drop it. I think the Lord Vessel can also be in the. like a rare rare enemy or like a unique enemy drop table like the black knights around the map because they always drop like a guaranteed dude I don't want to fuck you. I have 4,000 souls we'll be fine of of of of of Hello Let me up the fucking ledge I Don't know I don't know why going up that ledge is so jank Alright, hold on. I gotta be back in a sec, chat. Enjoy the Firelink music. You're up All right, I'm back. What are the stat requirements for the Black Knight Sword, by the way? Is it 20 strength, 16 deaths? I think? Oh, 18? Okay. Ooh, fancy hat. I want to go to the Great Hollow. The problem is it uses so much healing when you go there. I actually think going to the Great Hollow early is like not a bad strat. Oh, that, that Smo's Hammer could be downgraded. We buy it. I don't really want to get a weapon yet though. We have a lot of potential good weapons because We can downgrade Smoshammer. We have the Black Knight Sword and the Enchanted Feltian. Uh, yeah, I don't think there's a guide for it, Bubbles, But I mean, I can send you this stuff if you want. He did the seal! Just like he sent it to you. I'm sorry, CB. Yeah, I made up for it because I sent trance, I sent trance all of the stuff earlier today. I'm sorry buddy. It's all fast to breathe. Oh god. Oh Jesus. My butthole almost felt death. I'm sorry buddy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry buddy. I'm sorry buddy. My butthole almost felt death. What Chad? His fucking spear was centimeters away from my ass. Which would have killed me. is pitchfork actually. I didn't make it... I'm just explaining. Okay, anyways, 14 strength, 18 decks. it's okay I will I'll send it to bubbles right now oh my god so when we got two Lord souls or wait one Lord soul wait I thought we had two wait was it the last one where I got oh wait no this is just a probable soul this is not a fucking Lord soul what am I talking about just looks the same alright hold on Let me see. I will send bubbles stuff. I have bubbles on the score, I think. Go forth, touch the demon inside me. you okay He would never have a free listen. I just feel bad about it now, okay? The thing is, dude, it's like so often I'm like, oh, I'll do this and then I just forget about it. I'm just, I'm so forgetful. You may want to consider keeping that soul for Fram to pay his double, oh yeah. Can I share the randomizer in a public place? Well... I mean, I could, like, I should probably make a guide or something, if viewers want to do it. Holy chunks. You do have one twinkle. One of my first friends on Twitch. Yeah, me and Bubbles go way back, actually, though. Crystal Hobbit upgrades, true. Oh boy. How many items are there in total to loot in DS-1? I actually am... I don't know. That ramen with me can get you nowhere. I'm damned to you. Oh no no no I forgot I forgot I forgot I forgot. Oh fuck I forgot. Welcome home, Russian one. What did I say? How am I supposed to sit? I've got a fucking Shane Brusner chasing me. There's the DLC caster somewhere. This is not good. He's definitely a dark sign angle. Wait I need to activate the elevator though. Fuck! elevator oh my god the channel are fucking buffed them up what do you mean what am I doing I'm fucking looting the items bro I think I'll just go back and try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. How much do you get from the Gwyn Soul if you feed it? Like 60,000 or 50,000 or something? 40? The Pops were 20 normally? I feel like I would still rather have the levels early on right now. So we could either buy the BKH, or not the BKH, the Black Knight Sword, but the problem is our armor is so heavy and I don't know if I don't think this guy had like any armor but he sold no I mean we already checked Andre Yeah, what's up, Mitch? Yeah, you can just drop, like, right here. It's kind of nice. the sister pester and the guy kind of hurts I don't want to get toxiced not sure if I have enough resist The Elton's gone crazy. Oh, I'm just not great. The sister fester? Bro, who are you? Oh, what the fuck is going on? Who are these enemies and where are they fucking coming from? of of of of with that green will the tree always drop green tight-knit shard so I believe the enemy the enemy types get randomized loot table oh god the enemies will get a randomized loot So it could be something good or it could be something bad, but they will like always Let's drop that specific item, I think. Alright, please have something good for me. souls not good souls is infinite large be cheap pretty crappy weapons lightweight the gloves and legs, ring of sack, no homered bones though, it's how it kind of tested this, that small titanate from the bush and on six S-Tac, okay, I guess it's not only one item Alright, I'm just going to loot these items, I think. I don't really want to loot the other half of Burg. The thing is, if we kill Taurus, we can just go down this ladder and then clear the other half anyways. So I think it's better to just do it in like, in halves, I guess. We could actually loot these items up here. Not a single dragon bud. Oh, don't worry. They're probably waiting for me in Blight Town or some bullshit. Ugh, that was so bad. I don't want to just try to run past. Surely I'll be fine. that that jump across here How looting that item is probably cursed, I'm just going to darksign out. Earthsmith Barks. of Soon I will flush this rando, yeah, I will, because Resident Evil 9 is coming out. This sucks that we don't have any homeward bones, man. Let's see what the Smohammer turns into. club plus 10. I'm fucking fat though. That's a mistake. of four hundred of five, I don't do it of I Fuck Oh, this is so fucking ass dude fuck man I I can't get the club I don't have enough I don't have enough fucking souls and I use all my souls dude Dude go up the fucking stairs holy shit No, I sent you the files, bubbles. Oh, this is miserable. No, we can get out of this chat, it just really sucks. I need to go back to Firelink of Rest and then go back down, kill another Crystal Hollow, which will get us 800 souls, and then we can transform into the large club. I mean, it should only take another like a minute or two. I don't know, this was my mistake. I didn't realize it costed souls to downgrade the weapon. the Firelink NPC, that is going to be a miserable time, trust me. Cool walking challenge, thank you. Yeah, punching is probably faster to get around. I might go try to kill gargoyles with this weapon I guess. We should try to kill a few bosses at least. I mean, this is a really good weapon. I'll be right back. Lighter panes from Undead Merchant. I don't know if it would be enough anyway, so... Holy bonk! What is that damage? That's a plus 10 weapon, baby! Uh, the Duke Archive's seat gets turned into a random unique enemy bubbles and after you kill it, it'll teleport you automatically so you don't actually have to die. Oh, this is really nice. Really? Oh my god dude, I guess I should have boned out. Fuck's sakes man, I guess I should have healed, I don't fucking know. Oh this boss is so bullshit. fucking dude, the tail attack is so ass. It just kills you so fast. the blocking have worked maybe I could have blocked the tail I don't know I think I think if I just instantly chugged an estus maybe I would have been okay but his tail slam might have also knocked me off the roof anyways I don't know man I don't know how to dodge that tail attack Oh, shit. Oh. I cheese him like a no-head, and I... I don't know... what that means. Oh man, that sucks dude. That was a good weapon too. I don't know what I should have done there. Maybe I should have tried to get him to turn towards me instead. I mean, I did bait an attack and I ran past him and then he did the tail attack and I died. Like, he was in the middle of doing the laser when I ran under his foot. And I call whatever you know what I mean the hit was due to my jump I don't think so I have a light roll. Amazing. It's insane how fast you feel. Like, you move so much faster and you have light roll, you never have it in this run. I already just lost it. Just by picking up a talisman. the fastest this could be beaten. I have no idea. way Oh man that last run was actually good like we I don't know it's a shame dude of of I don't understand how that getting up that ledge works armor smith box Yippee! The that level up was yet zero souls but they're here we got a really easy set of enemies here that's great I'm going down, everybody. little mushrooms just by them. Ow. Bingy Road. Hey buddy. Oh, good job. Can I just jump through him? I thought it was only going to hit me once. It makes you pick up stuff after you get a nice equip- I mean, I'm not sure what you're talking about. Like in the last run we got the large club plus 10 and then I decided to fight bosses and then Seath fucking killed me. You had a mace and quick roll. Yeah, but I don't really like fighting the bosses for 30 minutes straight doing fucking 20 damage. If I go up against a DLC boss with a fucking plus zero mace, I'm gonna do nothing. I'm gonna do absolutely nothing. The thing is, rushing bosses is the best strat for this run, because if you rush bosses, you just get a ton of levels and bosses are the most consistent thing about this randomizer. For the most part, there's obviously a few exceptions, but like, the bosses are the easiest part of the rando. Obviously, there's some fucked up situations, but at most of the time, fighting a boss for a while really isn't that bad. You're more likely to die going through the levels like trying to kill the enemies. Yeah, Seath just killed me, and that's why I said there are some exceptions to that. I didn't say every single boss is super easy all of the time, but of course, you don't fucking listen! I've found the Lord Vessel a total of two times. And that's it. I mean, the RTSR could be Lord Vessel, but I'm most likely just going to die if I try to go there. I need to kill the enemies there if I'm actually going to loot that. I mean the Lord Vessel could be anywhere. Any item pickup, any boss drop, any unique enemy drop. This guy could have the Lord Vessel, oh god. But I cannot really kill him, so. Why is the purple cowards crystal listed on the stream UI? There's probably some key items that aren't really relevant, but I just have them all. We can get our longsword to plus two. What is my equipload, 27.1? Feels like I'm actually sprinting pretty fast, even though I'm on mid-roll. I wonder how many different sprinting speeds there are. of of of of of of Thank you, sir. It's just not worth doing right now. Like I want to. It is 10,000 souls, but God, this shit is just so slow. of Why are you not staggered there? Yeah, the golden items aren't always safe to pick up, though. most of the time they are. But not always. of I mean, I picked up a golden item before and it was like a broken straight sword. Pretty sure. Ooh! That wasn't a golden one. I... no, I mean I... This was like several days ago. Because I remember specifically I was like, oh, golden items are always safe to pick up, and then I picked up something and it was... Whatever it was, it was fucking shit, because it ruined... I've ruined my build. Uh... Maybe I'll co-treat a clear bit of burg out, check the undead merchant, it's probably our best bet. The randomizer is just set to fair. We don't have any bias on. Holy shit, he's shaking the fucking...shaking everything. Over heavy. This is a good shield, though. Dude, holy crap. Bro, this area is fucking grave-lorded now. Wait, what? Is this... Fuck no. I'm just running. Oh my goodness. Red bone wheels, not fun. Oh, Homer Bones. Some souls. Infinite tight night. Dark hand. Uh, light robe, light gloves, light helm. I I'm not going to get ratted this time. There are the red bone wheels down here. This kind of chill except for the DLC caster. Oh, good god. Oh, I'm gonna leave. You might just go upgrade the sword to plus five. We have a better weapon here. Oh god. Oh Jesus. What the heck? Don't get yourself into that. of of I want to bait out his stomp. I don't know if being on this side makes it more likely. Oh my god. Fuck sags dude. I hate this shit. It's 10,000 souls though. I guess we can go try to kill Sif. I don't really know, Chat. This run is kind of ass for this seed. None of our merchants have any good weapons. We do have infinite Titanite at least, but all we got going for us. What are the plans for after the DS-1 runs? Well, Resident Evil 9 comes out in three days, so... I mean, once Resident Evil 9 comes out, I will be done with the DS-1 rando for a while. I mean, we'll come back to the DS-1 Rando at some point, but... I'm not extremely excited for Resident Evil 9. Why is this enemy here? Am I speedrunning RE9 on day one? No. Of course not. I think we will probably, we'll probably do like 2 or maybe 3 playthroughs of the game and then we'll start doing like routing if I have to guess. Oh yeah, I actually have the crest on this room. Well, that's okay. Can you open the Crest Door from behind? I have been wondering about that actually. I mean I don't think I'm going to do a permadeath run of RE9. I'm gonna do, again, I'm probably gonna do two to three playthroughs and then we'll start speedrun routing. That is my climb. I mean, speedrunning is literally permadeath anyways. Or at least like, optimally. He's actually aligning his arms. All right. Easy. That of cash shouldn't be in the rando, why not? It's a boss. I mean, the thing is, if you're gonna get rid of Bed of Chaos, then you're just gonna get a duplicate boss at some point in the run. Most of the time, Bed of Chaos in this rando is pretty free. Not always, though. That is like a 30 second free. I mean, I almost died to bed of chaos When it was in the Nido arena Can definitely still kill you most of the time it's pretty free though I think one of the bosses is missing in each seed because both super aren't seeing super smore in the pool, um, you might be right, but the thing is in the ONS fight you also to fight two bosses. It's three variants of Onus. Yeah, that's true. Although, can you get super slow and super ornstein in one run? Or is it not just one of the two? Hello, opossum. I guess there's a chance that one boss is missing then. Unless there's an extra boss somewhere else in the run. Yeah, I guess you're right. Alright, there's one more item over here. This item can be kind of sketchy to pick up though. We'll take a look. Our slumbering dragon crest ring might make this okay to pick up. up. Doesn't seem too bad actually. Oh damn! The doll! I think that's the first time we've I've never found the doll before. Uh, all right. We could... I mean, the thing is, the weapon I have right now is not that great. Hold on, I'll be back in one sec. I might go to the Great Hollow. Alright, I'm back. Let's go down to the Great Hollow, I guess. I mean, or we could try to clear... We could try to do guards with this weapon. Not great, we do have three gold timers, I'm sure. Go to the tomb. Dude, I really don't want to clear that area with this weapon. This long sword is just not that good. We have any... Ah, like we don't have any cure for poison either. You guys overestimate the, like, how good the skull lantern is. Bro, I- no fucking shot. I thought she died. getting poisoned here anyways yeah but I don't know is this the same type of poison as in the swamp. Why is there always a dragon butt here? This is pretty chill. Just sucks that I'm gonna get poisoned twice, but that's okay. Ooh, Mask of the Mother! and be lost. Stuff is dying. That's good. I wonder how much longer this poison is going to last. A minute maybe? I'm actually kind of curious. How long is a full bar? It's just at 48. It's three minutes, yeah, that seems about right. Oh, whoops. Alright. First order of business is dropping in here. the what is the fucking coalition here is just so bad. All right Page key that's good of I don't remember the route that I was taking another day. I don't know why I just healed there. Yeah, then it was here. Dude, no fucking way, man! God, this fucking game! Dude, this butterfly is gonna shit on me if I try to fucking climb this. Lovely. Just lovely. Lovely. Fucking lovely. The fucking never-ending chorus. How the fuck did you get down here? Over here, please. Okay, yeah, sure didn't even take damage on the way down. I know, right? right no I have no idea how much help this thing is Has it's dying though. I know I mean I know I can kill it For some reason you can't see the health bar Okay 400 souls, yep, I'm rich. I said I was gonna die to Butterfly if I climbed the ladder. Which is true. And where is the path I normally take here? I guess it's over here. I think it's right here. Alright, let's try this again. Nice. of Almost just died. I'm going to go back to the game and see if I can make it to the end of the game. Black Knight Great Axe. Damn, that's good, but we don't have the stats to use it. We need 24 strength, which we're only 4 off, but we also need 18 decks. We don't have enough souls for that, and honestly, I don't want to have to come back down here again, so... Yeah. I'm just getting me twinklies too. Where'd he go? I feel like I could get him to fall. This guy is such a menace dude, like I can't- Oh, he was so close! You fucker! Oh god. There's an absolute fucking menace, man. He's stuck. He's not stuck. I need him to fall, dude. Oh, I'm just scared of trying to get enough. This sucks, man. God damn it, Steven. He's too good, dude. Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump. Jump, jump. Oh my god, dude, he's unstoppable. Oh, finally, please. Okay. Oh, usable weapon. I want to cut the hail of the dragon while I have a weapon that can actually do it. Because if I get an unusable weapon, Can warp to the dragon when you get the Lord Vessel? Yeah, but not unless you rest at the bonfire and unlock it. Could I not just punch it? I mean, I could punch it, but it would take... I don't know, I'm pretty sure it's like damage based, how quickly you cut the tail, so punching the tail off would probably take, like, 300 hits. The Dragon Hunter, thank you for the hundred seven months. Yeah, I'm not resting here. Yeah, I mean, I guess this bonfire is already lit, so maybe if you come down here that activates the bonfire alone? I don't come down to ash lake very often so I don't know Alright, there's like two more items down here. Looks like you can still walk further out there, but there's absolutely no reason to even pass that right now. Uh, alright. There's only one item in this tree, right? Yeah, not very much like that. Alright, and then there's one more item over there. That's their rumor about RE9 demo bro. RE9 comes out in like three days. The demo is not happening. Well, I'm so excited for RE9 though. We have the giant armor and the inklet of the great lord. I thought it was the giant lord. Alright, well, I think that's everything, Chad. I think we got everything in great hollow, unless I miss something, but I'm pretty sure Here we go, everything. Successful great hollow. Let's go. of of of of of I mean, this weapon's not bad. We could upgrade it. Oh yeah, let me upgrade the Estus. We could try to clear the way to Gargs. Man, I probably should have got to like 30 HP. Oh, the thing is, we're fat rolling. Yeah, some of the merchants have light armor. I guess we can go check Andre now. I don't remember. We didn't really get a good chance to check Andre that extensively. Come again. The trick to this rando is all in endurance. That's a good trick to get yourself killed. I mean the thing is the absolute worst thing that can happen to you in this run is getting a weapon that you can't use. Like what? 100% nothing else even comes close. Well, apart from getting overloaded, but that happens so infrequently. Like you have to be really unlucky to get overloaded, at least if you have 16 plus endurance, maybe 16 plus endurance, maybe like 18. The chain prisoner isn't gonna... 30,000 for a pair... yeah, he has a fucking belt line. That's great. I think I'm gonna clear the way to Gargs. I don't know if we should have upgraded this hammer, it's not that good of a weapon, but sell weapons, you can't sell stuff until you've killed Gargoyles and Quailag. Did I check the female merchant? Well I wanted to, but I don't know man, Ella was saying that's cheating. I mean he didn't say that exactly, but technically you do need a key item. You do need a key item to get to the female undead merchant normally. I think this guy is weak to fire at least. I've got a dragon butt. Maybe I can just slow walk through here. Never mind. of this is a nice set of enemies here There's a real fun set of enemies here. How is that a mess dude? and death. I'm actually dead. Fuck off. Oh, fuck, man. bro you're gonna hit me in the head through the fucking wall that's cool dude that's really Really cool. And I pressed the button again. Dude! What do I fucking do? This is so fucking ass. Oh my god. It's like two DLC enemies, a bone wheel, fucking two dark wraiths. What the hell? Pretty sure there's a dragon butt up there too. I don't know. I don't have like any heals left. Either. of please not see their manners Uh, God. When... What is that, Centipede? That's killable. It's not that bad. I think it could be better, but... It could be a lot worse. It's really like spamming that attack. Fair enough again. Again. I mean, suckin' like a loop or something. No, the Lord Vessel can't, can't be on and as far as I know the Lord Vessel cannot be in a tail because you could potentially miss it. was saying you can get it from a crow trade but I that was just one guy in chat who probably didn't just confused I kind of want to loot this place because I don't really want to clear this bullshit again but we also have like none of our none of our merchants have good good weapons crow trades are fixed yeah but the items that you trade to the crows are not like you could sell the items that you trade to the crows. Black Knight Sword, that was a different run I think. of Oh That is so good. It's stuck. of death of Let's pop some more Humanity, get some more Defense. It's okay. I did not know he had a three-hit combo. Hopefully we don't lose the Hammer. I really don't want to loot this place again or kill like clear this place again now I mean, I want to drop down, but there's a fucking bone wheel. Okay, maybe we just... I'm just gonna fucking bone out. Fuck this. I didn't want a bone out, but... I also don't want to die... to a bone wheel. Alright. And we still have the hammer, so that's good. I think we go down to Quailag now, honestly. Hey, it's nice that we're already done with Great Hollow in this run though. Honestly, going to Great Hollow early is kinda nice. There's a lot of items there. Not a bad strat. i don't feel like the great hollow is that dangerous at least in terms of enemies obviously your biggest issue is if there is a bad enemy there he could potentially knock you off the branches A lot of enemies just fall to their death in the great hollow. And then you also get to enjoy the music of Ash Lake. That's the best part. I had to use the firekeeper soul, bro. I mean, but you could use magic, the problem is... There are way more melee weapons than there are spell casting tools along with spells. Like you're probably four to five times more likely to uh... Ooh, nice. You're probably like four to five times more likely to actually get a melee weapon. So you can't. It's not really possible to level up melee stats and int and faith in this game. There's only like three or two offensive miracles in this game anyways. Almost nothing. Yeah, I want to loot the chest, but I don't really want to lose this hammer right now. theCynicalWeeb is the best leveling faith to use the Cresnax it's really not to be honest it's like what six level ups to use one weapon and that's it and those stats could be put into health or endurance or strength or dex just not worth it yeah it's not like the weapons even that good either fire sage, I mean that's doable it's not great but then all the fucking fire isn't in bosses, amazing I thought he didn't resist fire. I think he does to like an extent. Ah, come on. I don't know, maybe this hammer just sucks. Just feel like it should be doing more damage. strike resistant now I guess that's what it is. The jump attack goes a lot at least. So instead of the... I'm gonna get hit, aren't I? Oh, no. Almost. of Oh, alright, well, handaxe it is. Maybe it's a boss we can get to fall off, or ceaseless. It's a good weapon. Do we have tight... We do have tight knight shards in this run. At least. I think they were from Undead Merchant, right? You want to see more Gwynnwheel, I'm sure I'll make a return. the holy shit this is so hot hey brainy thank you for the fifteen months the best scaling rando yeah now i don't have any firekeeper souls chat use them both did not check butterfly yet no honestly this run has been kind of bad rng i mean we're alive but like all of our merchants kind of suck hey overlord lapakka thank you for the flag of the subs I have not I have I think I've only seen a merchant with infinite twinklies like one time out of all the runs I've done like that's one of the best things because most of the best weapons. I feel like most of the best weapons are Twinkly's. Well, if it's four Four kings and fucking outta here. You could probably get Artorias to fall off here and just be kind of sketchy. I wonder if there's like some kind of strat you could do where like you can make their path like make them just run off. Like if you were to stand, I don't know, just on a specific spot on the side here. Might not be a bad idea to try some and test that. Ceaseless Gwyn. Fucking straight, just getting all the demons. I mean, he jumps back. Or wait, no. Does this guy jump back? I don't think he does. I think that's only fire safe, right? Does this guy jump back? I don't think he does. Oh, no, he does. Okay. Oh, okay, he jumps really fucking far back. A fucking jump man! You're such a fucking rat, bro! Jump off the ledge! Oh, yes! Alright. I guess we just get out of here. I don't think there's anything else for us to really loot, so. Well there are some items before Fire Sage. It's just, we only have two Estus. I guess we could run down. Maybe it's the Lord Vessel. I mean, if we loot this right now, that'll save us a lot of time. I don't know, some of the items might not be lootable though. All we have is this Handaxe. We do have Gold Pine Resin, so... That's nice at least I'm just so slow go to catacombs what with my basic fucking hand axe yeah we already did all of great hollow on ash lake we found a firekeeper soul there. I think that was it though. We do have the peculiar doll on this run. She's kind of nice. On the Lord Vessel five times. No, I found it two times. Two times total. That's it. Uh, oh yeah, we did find the cage key. Yeah, that's nice. and Mm-hmm of the of of this is not great, but We can lead this guy. Oh, man. I knew I should have killed the fucking enemies first. I'm just fucking dragging butt there. All right, well, I'm not fucking with that dragon butt. We got most of the items at least. Yeah we have the one chest left there. I mean I would have liked to loot it. If I had kept the flambers, we probably could have done it, but the Guardian Tail is fucking unusable. It's just like... But... Actually, wait, can you downgrade the Guardian Tail? I don't think you can, because it's... I mean, it's like it comes from the boss, but it's not a boss-soul weapon. I don't know where to go now. We have like no fucking... Oh wait we could check the merchant here. I guess we'll do that. of the death of the Yes, unlimited large tight night for a thousand each. Wow. Fantastic. But can you use Lloyd's talismans to put mimics back to sleep? Does that work? I guess that's not a bad idea to buy some for that then, potentially. Um, yeah, this sucks. Oh yeah, there was a great scythe down in Blighttown. We might have to go... You know, we might have to go back. Hmm, we looted almost everything in the graveyard, except for like one item. The whip is really that bad, yeah. Oh, hey, there we go. Yeah, we have re-looted everything in the graveyard. I think there's two items we didn't loot in the graveyard, though we got everything else. Whips are okay against... Or whips are okay in Elden Ring. They're actually pretty fucking good in Dark Souls 2 as well. In Dark Souls 2, you can get dual spotted whips and those things. I was like shocked at how good they actually were. Is it the old whip? I thought it was the spotted whip. I don't know. really good whips and gives to them. I think we just go to Senzan and Orlando with this club. Probably the play. Uh, I'm gonna go grab a drink real quick. You can go to the painting. Yeah, we could do painted world. That's kind of scary, though. Because the thing is, once you enter the painted world, you cannot leave until you kill the boss. If you do not have the Lord Vessel. You can just leave. Oh, well, with Priscilla normally, maybe in the rando you can just walk past the boss too. Maybe it's like... I assumed in the rando... It might be different, but maybe the boss stays on Agri in the rando as well. Alright, anyways, I'm gonna grab a drink. I'll be back in a sec. Okay, I'm back. Let's go to Anor Londo. Although we are a bit low on tide night shards. You know what, I think I'm going to go check what Taurus is and then we can go to the undead merchant and get a few more tide night shards. I think that's a good idea. Because I kind of, if I'm looting stuff and sends for an Anor Londo, I can upgrade with the giant blacksmith, I need a tight night to do that. Yeah, we already killed the... the Hellcite Drake. Aw, Strike is so good against the Crystal Enemies. Good to leave some loot at the graveyard for emergencies, um, is it, or maybe. I kinda wanna go kill the Hydra and see what Dusk has. I kinda wanna kill Taurus first. While I have an upgraded weapon, give shops for emergencies, I mean, sometimes in this run we have fucking almost nothing. The only weapon that we have from a single merchant at the moment is a Great Scythe from Shiba. And that's it. That's all we have as a backup weapon. Also there's a fucking Hydra on the bridge, that's not good. time. Oh god. Oh god. I thought I should have checked the tower. That could have been... that could have been bad. Oh my god, that scared me. I want a gold time resin so I kill this in one cycle, hopefully. Dude, fuckin' come down. Scott, you're sick, man. Oh, my god, man. Ah... I feel like there's a spot where you can hit. I don't know what the thing is, am I even going to be able to go down this bridge? I guess. Gonna take a little while, but... Yo, Lepa, thanks for the ride, man. What's up, buddy? Okay, now I'm gonna fucking, uh... It's so fast! How did your runs go, Leppa? Aw, god dang it. I guess I should just stay closer. there nice block low and steady ok I'm gonna die now, but no, it's fine. Dude, I'm blocking, man! This is fucking awful, man. It's just the way that the heads move is so random. What if I stay in this part? Well, just give me five more minutes. My corner strats are failing! I should just hit the one in the back there. And I just I don't understand how how does the how does the tracking work? There's that a double hit? Whoa. Now let's see if we can use these Lloyd's talismans that we bought. Go back to bed. Guys, I don't think it works. Oh wait. No. I've been scammed. of Okay, uh, I'm gonna go down. the ladder first I think. We need to go buy more Tide Knight shards. I think I'm just going to max out on tight night here. Let's have the dark hand, but maybe buy a few more bones too while we're at it. You're kind. All right. Honestly, I kind of liked having the poise a little bit. Maybe I probably could have bought the leather armor instead. And I still would have been in that role. Oh, well, it's OK. I don't really want to buy that at the moment. I'm okay with just mid-rolling. See, what is the unique enemy here? Lord Vessel. Ah, unusable weapon. That's good. That's nice. Honestly, we should have used the Reinforce Club to clear out the second half of the Burg. I think there's one more item up here that I didn't loot. So knowing you can't really use spells, yeah, you just can't get enough stats, just melee weapons have such high stat requirements in this. There's also barely any spell casting tools, so. Like, I mean, how many total stabs and catalysts are there? Stabs and seals? Like, there's like 10 in the game. Meanwhile, there's, I don't know, like 100 melee weapons or something. Okay, we need to be careful here. We could probably run up. We've got the item that's up here. I feel like this might have been a bad idea. Okay, hold on. That could have been bad. If that dog interrupted me there, I don't know, that could have been really bad. I mean there's just a mushroom down there, but still... This kind of sucks. I mean, there's a few items in Enter Londo we could probably loot. What am I doing? What am I actually fucking doing? Oh my god, what am I doing, dude? I'm so stupid. Why did I... I thought I could make it. I don't know. Fuck, I was not expecting to get... I just... that was stupid, man. And I just panicked. I just panicked because the fucking channeler shot at me and I, that was just really fucking dumb. I don't know what I was doing. I was such a stupid death. Yeah, that run kind of sucked. We can check where the Lord Vessel was, sure. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we had like no good weapons at the vendors, still though, I mean, I would have liked to keep the run going, but oh well, here's what it is. Oh, God, that was so tough. Well, it was not in the greatest of spots. It was in Upper Blight, Tom. Yeah, I mean, it could be worse. The thing is, this is probably going to be one of the last places that I go to. There's the Weaponsmith box. Duke Archive special Picasso number two drop. So it's after the Lord vessel. I mean, yeah. Yeah. At least that wasn't like a God run. I had to trust me. I didn't want to fucking die, but the merchants in that run kind of sucked and the Lord vessel was in a terrible spot, so not the biggest loss. How do we know you're not checking that on the second monitor? I mean, you don't, but kind of take away the fun of finding it if you just cheat. It's not like there's anything on the line here, there's no like, like you're just cheating yourself if you do that. In the age of ancients, the world was unfolded, shrouded by fog. Yeah, I'm actually cheating. I know exactly where the Lord Vessel is, but I'm looting every single item except the Lord Vessel so I can save it for last. That's the strap. reverse cheat of Okay, fine this guy can actually fit through the walkway, thankfully way. It's hard to scrape this guy. I think we're fat, yeah. I want to take a look at the graveyard. Oh, come on. I'm not going to kill this guy. Alright. That scissor guy is going to fucking one shot me. I'm not fucking with that. The figure X actually isn't that bad. I mean, we could kick this, the, the scissor guy off the ledge. But if I miss a kick, he's probably going to kill me. Bro, double gold coin. What the fuck is this? I Chests in the center of fireling doesn't have anything in it. Okay, this is better. Dragon tooth on this fender. It's pretty high strength but it's good. Yeah it's in case you lose a key item. Oh, I just fucking ate it. I was trying to do the frame perfect dupe and I fucking ate my... ...plastering gun. God, it's so hard to do it on 60 FPS. If you press the use item button, the frame that you pop the soul, you can... You can... ...dupe it. It's really hard though, because it's frame perfect on 60 FPS. I don't mind going for that, Duke, because it's so hard to do that. I feel like if you can hit a frame perfect trick, You deserve a little bit of extra souls. I've checked the chest, bro. There's nothing in there. It's just closed in the rando for some reason. of Not that big of a deal I feel like. Yeah, I mean the best strat for the rando. Oh, okay, well... That's annoying. I should probably, I think we need to go kill some bosses now. Time to boss her. Yeah. I don't know, it's a good weapon. It almost annoys me when I pick up a good weapon because then I just, I feel like I... I just don't I don't really want to pick this stuff up because is just not really worth it. I don't know, it's so tough. It's really, it's so tough to say, because I mean, if you have good merchants, you'll generally have enough weapons. At the very least, I think we should just go to Gargoyles and try to clear the way there. Just, it saves you so much time if you loot items as you go through the area. Oh, fucking way, dude. Why did that roll go so far? I go flying, man. What the fuck? to fuck up leppa oh my god dude i didn't want to get fucking comboed up by the dark wraith and the problem was he was right on the ledge so i couldn't i don't know i i should i guess i just i I was greedy though. I wanted to I wanted to chain back seven, but I couldn't because he was right on the ledge. I probably should have just baited him out though. So I didn't, I didn't think that role would send me. I didn't think that role would send me that far. I don't know. Yes, I'm dumb. I really only 11 minutes in. Let's see. Yeah. Where was the Lord vessel in this room? I don't really care to check if it was like a really short run, but let's just see. Well. that's great fine that would have been too easy that would have been too easy man give me another one in the catacombs I Just rolled up. Hey, it was really close though. I almost didn't fall I'm surprised that mid-roll sent me so far though, I don't know if I got like extra distance because I rolled off of a ledge, because you actually do get more roll distance when you roll off of a ledge in this game if you didn't know. After you pick up the red tearstone ring, for example, if you roll at the right position relative to the ledge, you get a super roll. You go flying out super far. Dude, that was like two minutes ago, man. I'm just explaining. Oh god. Is that fucking Gwyndolin? That's not good. Wendell is fine as long as I don't instantly die. three mushrooms mushrooms are actually such good feeling but I do this run if it wasn't a streamer I mean no I don't think so Oh, there goes my helm. Alright, let's check the graveyard. What's the rat got? Oh, that's good. of Oh. More pants. This is the first time I've seen the Great Lord Sword. Hmm, could try to use it. It's not a bad weapon. 16 strength, all we need. I mean, it's 280 damage, that's pretty fucking good, except for the fat roll. We're not that far off from avoiding fat roll though. Alright. Yeah, there was like an any% run that used this weapon. Plus 10 base weapon will be better. Can you downgrade this thing? The streamer was a fat shamer. i have done no fetching Oh, this rat. Six. He's probably going to fall off the cliff and make me lose my great lord sword. Just take guards immediately, I mean how else, how do I get to guards though? Like, this is the safest way to guards, otherwise I have to clear all of Undead Burg and go to Taurus. He won't fall. And it's crazy though that I've never seen this weapon yet. That's bad luck, I guess. Try heavy attack. i'm okay welcome home mashing one hey slim shifty thank you for the sub okay let's see you're bonfire here anyways It doesn't seem like it inflicts toxic. Just think of major pain to upgrade. I don't know. Good thing you didn't drop them. They might be a bit lighter. Oh yeah, almost. Four red juns. What's with the 40 key icons? Those are all the keys that you need to pick up. Well, you don't actually need all of them. We could probably simplify the key item overlay on the stream. I mean it's transparent so I feel like it's not that. I don't feel like it's that distracting or anything. Yo mox, thank you for the tier 3 65 months, man. Sup buddy. So I'm Shifty, thank you for the sub, Meat Pouch, thank you for the bits, Secretion, thank you for the 50 months. of the Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about. And he has tight knight shards for a thousand though. Hey, a great club and a gargoyle tailaxe, that's good. That's fucking usable at least. That last run that we had going and we died in sends, like, the merchants were all so bad. just had nothing. No upgrade materials, no weapons, just a bunch of junk. Honestly, the Poison throwing knives can actually come in handy, no. If only we had a demon titanite. Okay, Admeister, thank you for the Prime Sub. All right, we should be able to midroll now. Nice. Oh yeah, uh, wait, can you downgrade the demon hammer? I don't think so. And why does it have to be... How am I not? I guess it's Stagger's at least. Oh my god, dude! Alright, this is a pretty good game. All right, this is a pretty chill hall over in though I'm not scared anymore of the worms, I mean, I kind of am, but if you, I mean, if you have a, it depends on like what your weapons move set is, I guess. As long as you swing the moment the egg dies, you can kill all the worms, like as they spawn on you. Oh my god, I think it's Seeth again. Maybe Butterfly. of the the the the It's weird, he lands so early. Well that was easy. He lands quicker if you're doing damage to him. Oh. I didn't know that. Why can you encounter butterfly outside of a boss fight? There's butterflies in the Crystal Caves before Seath. Hmm, Dragon Greatsword. I mean that could be, that could be good like late in the run, but 24 weight is kinda, I don't know. I kind of want to loot this area, so I don't have to clear this again, but the enemies were not that bad. I don't think clearing it again is that... isn't that much of an issue hey gold pine resin . . . I think I'm gonna go see what, uh, I'm gonna go see what Taurus is, maybe clear the bridge and go to the Undead Merchant through that pathway. I don't know if doing Taurus early on is really... Well, I guess we could actually go do Sif. Maybe go do Sif. Just for the level ups. No, we'll probably still go to Great Hollow. I just want to kill some bosses with this weapon at least, because this weapon is actually pretty fucking good. Oh, sorry, give me one sec. I'll be right back. All right, let's go see what Sif is. I Wish we had demon tight night. Maybe the merchant will sell some though Actually, I guess I guess we do tourists Hmm, I don't know if we should do tourists and then go And then go to Sif. It might just be better to clear the path. Or like go to Berg from Firelink. I'm not muted. Very funny. of the It's almost like I can see if my mic is working or not. Well, at least if we kill Taurus, we'll get a homework bone. We don't have any bones yet. Maybe we can get a demon tight-knight drop from the lizard up here I think it could be any upgrade material so it's possible hey Lars thanks man that's great I'm gonna kill this guy and hope he doesn't drop a weapon he's gonna just, I can't I don't wanna fight the fucking shroom i don't know i don't know what to do man find this guy stuck on the shroom Oh, good later trance. Ah, fucking ceaseless. I don't even think I can do ceases right now. There's no one shot me. Alright, I'm just going to cloud. I mean, I could dark sign and lose my souls and run back and just... I just want to go to Sif. I mean, I'm not, I'm never gonna quit out to save myself from dying, but I wasn't gonna die there. I just, I just didn't, I mean, I guess I saved myself 5,000 souls, but... We can kill him, it's just gonna take a moment. here. Oh wait, we got this guy killed before by going over here. Come on. oh my god please no weapon drop thank you I'm fat I'm fat by fucking point one one off of the the the the the desk. maybe dusk will sell some armor get a new hat I would love to am I going to play any re before the new one comes out thursday uh yeah i think so i mean the thing is this deus this deus one rando takes it like finishing a run of this a full run especially if you don't get a like a good board board bustle swarm takes, I don't know, like 15 hours if I had to guess. Like, we don't even really have enough time. Maybe I'll try to get like one more run going tomorrow, but I don't know, we're not gonna have enough time to like finish the run before RE9, so... We're probably going to just do Resident Evil like the day before RE9 comes out, or maybe starting tomorrow we'll do Resident Evil. I mean, depending on if we have a run going by the end of today or not, I suppose. Uh, Maiden Road? Did that save me? 2.7. 2.0. Alright, I'm buying it. I just, I want a mid-roll. I mean even if we don't manage to finish this before RE9 comes out, I definitely want to come back to this, you know, after the RE-9 hype, Dysdarm? Yeah, we'll probably come back to this in like a month or two. I mean, I'll probably be busy with RE9 for like a month, maybe two, depending on if the speedrun was fun. Talking about surrendering? No, I just... I mean, I only stream like eight hours a day. I could stream more, but I... I mean, I'll definitely be streaming, I'll be doing like long streams when RE9 comes out. But, uh, I mean, this rando is fun, but it's also kind of exhausting. Especially when you're like losing runs constantly. You actually have a run going, it's a bit different. Yeah, this rando just takes so long. Which is not a bad thing, I mean it's fun, it's just... Yeah, I've... I've explained myself at this point. Nothing else to be said. It'll be done by now, but I threw. Yeah, same thing with everybody, everybody else who's doing in this challenge. What is that? Oh, sanctuary guardian. He's back. What am I doing good? No fucking way I- oh my god I fucked. Dude. Fuck! should have just healed twice I thought I guess I don't have light roll I guess I don't have light roll I fucking dodged too early oh my god dude fuck snakes I'm actually pissed about that one I just got shit on dude I just, I just healed twice, I could have just tanked it, I guess. I don't know, I thought the roll would get me out of the way of it, but I guess I rolled too early. It was just awkward because I was like mid-heel. Just the timing of everything. Oh well. Oh well. We go again. We go again! That was such a bad death, man. That was, that was a skill issue, death. I just, I went for that one punish. I went for that one punish when I knew I shouldn't have after he did the roar and then of course he does the four hit combo and I'm out of stamina so he gets me to like half health like unavoidable. I couldn't, I couldn't even avoid his combo. pretty sure he counter hit me as well should have saved and quit and Brouch, hell, oh my god, just let me punch you. Ooh, a purple moss claw. Actually, by rolling, yeah. I mean, okay, you know what? I'm gonna go... I'm gonna take this dark hand straight to the bird. We're gonna go check the merchant right away. Assuming it's not super giga shit. of You're chilling enemies down there. What do we got? Some souls, humanities, chalk, holy rings, wow, a lot of rings, the Lucerne, the Lucerne, Thank you, Kai. Uh, okay. The very good carving. He's down there. of Maybe I should just kill stuff with the dark's dark hand, I don't know, but I want to loot this stuff since we did kill a fair amount of enemies already. We could definitely go down and kill these guys though. This was actually not that bad of a layout. oh my god he's freaking poking me okay okay it's fine Stop being stupid. Everything's fine. I want a back stab you dude. Come over here. I can't even kill this enemy anymore. and there goes my way role, yeah, and there goes my weapon. It's okay though, we can get the stats to use this weapon. There's two more items we can loot here. The orange chart ring. All right, well at least we looted everything in Berg at the front part of the Berg. We still need to loot the second half, but that's okay. Alright, watch this, guys. Gonna fuck this guy up with my foot. of this guy only shoot arrows, I guess so All right, looking good. We saw a ball of fireling flew to Oh Ah, you can't downgrade this weapon. I'm scared I'm going to find a heavy shield, hopefully not. Oh Holy souls Enchanted falchion as well come again, how have you are my gloves? Come again I'm so heavy. If I pick up a heavy shield, I'm actually fucked. Oh my god, I'm getting fatter and fatter. This is not good. Oh, okay. Saved. All right. Prepare box. All right. healing then resting yeah I was trying to do a dupe I don't know if you can frame perfect dupe. The boss souls are not though. I haven't been really watching any anime. I watched Night of the Seven Kingdoms, that was a good show. Really short, but oh god. Yeah, I saw Chernobyl. trouble is good this might be a dark sign angle maybe not I'm feeling like I'm going to get myself killed. I'm kinda scared. Now we're fine. Oh, it's back. It's back, baby! Redemption! Oh god, do not fucking replace my- okay, thanks. Where did we pick up the Gravelord Sword last run? It wasn't in the exact same spot, right? Surely we haven't. I don't think we... I would feel really dumb if I forgot to reset the item, Rando, but I got it in Firelink. Okay. I honestly couldn't remember where I picked it up. Alright, come on, just give me a d- if this... There's been so many runs, it's hard to keep track. Yeah, I get it. I get it. team in tight night Hey, 10,000 souls here. I'll take it. We could probably kill this guy pretty quickly at least, too. Only forgiving part of this challenge, yeah, how kind it is. Pretty buggy. Well, it's just his fire attack. Oh my god. He's got an infinite... Oh, he's got the doll? He's got an infinite large and infinite tight knight. That's really good. Oh my god, and unlimited green blossoms. thing is there does he even have... He has no weapons, though. I don't think you can get Enfinished Rooms. Alright, I'm just going to pump health. Ups and he manned me for some extra defense. It's not much. It really doesn't amount to that much, but it's very nothing. This guy... I'm just gonna put it out here. I could go all the way down to Firelink and then rest and then come back up the elevator to accomplish the same thing. but I don't want to it's not like there's anything on the way, it's just a lot of your Holy... look at this fucking pile. Great. Fantastic. Great. Great. Fantastic. What the fuck are you doing? It should be fine. No. I hate that attack so much. I hate that attack so much. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Hello, ChrisKies. This is the same mod for DS2. I mean, it's similar, but I mean every randomizer is slightly different in terms of like, customization and then settings and everything. Chunk. Let's see, the gloves, it's 4.5 for gloves plus pants. What are my gloves and pants, 4.6? 7.8? 7.8. I was trying to think if I could get a light roll, but I can't. It sucks, we have no homered bones though. I think we're gonna go down to Sif now. Dark sign is fine. I mean why though? Why would I dark sign it? God, chill, dude. You're not coming back just by the armor. I mean you're probably right, but there's no point in buying the armor unless it's going to give me the light roll. All it's going to do is just reduce my defense. That's it. Now we need to need the Kindle. Yeah we didn't do auto-equip with the Dark Souls 2 rando. Might have enabled me to light roll later. Yeah maybe. Honestly mid-roll is fine though. Hey, Coffee Dude, thank you for the Prime Sub. Ricardo, thank you for the Prime Sub as well. Also Raging King, thank you for the five gifted Edmeister, Luminaire, Shragma, Northwind Ravens, Superbabao, MakeMeWannaQuack, thank you guys for all the subs. What do you need to kindle further? Just humanity. I will be playing Resident Evil 9 when it comes out. I'm not going to skip RE9 to torture myself with this. I mean I know a lot of people are enjoying this challenge, but I've been excited for for a very long time now. And my plan is just to do it in the order that, or the way that the devs intended it. Cause I think Grace is supposed to be in first person and Leon is in third. So I'm probably just going to do that for my first playthrough. And then for my second playthrough, I'll probably just do, I mean, maybe I'll do Leon in first person and Grayson there, and maybe I'll just switch the two. of making it different well. I think the idea is that Grace's section is supposed to be more horror focused. And I mean first person is definitely just better for horror games. I'll be streaming already 9 in the morning on the 27th. I'm not playing it at midnight or anything like that. It's not worth it. I'm not trying to ruin my sleep schedule to play a game seven hours early. Yeah, I'll probably start. I'll probably try to start my stream like early in the morning on Friday. It might be at like six or seven a.m. my time if I had to guess. I'll probably wake up really early because I'm excited to play it. that's shit. Can you not do Leon in first person? I assume you can do either for both, but... It's Cal me. It's kinda just not bad. How do you avoid that next swipe when he does it from that end goal? I actually have no idea. I guess you just rolled really late. I guess rolling late worked. that was almost bad Oh my god, I'm squeezing him, hit me there. I can really tell what he was doing extra little bit. I don't know what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one, so I'll of the I hate when he comes down like... This is hard. Amazing weapon drop. That is not true. Vintrake Sword's okay. It's not terrible. It's not that good though, either. Oh, my good god. theCynicalWeeb Oh dude, the fucking... Brave Lord is so bad. I'm going to go loot the item down here first. I mean, the Gravelord only lasts for 10 minutes, so it's not bad. I got the Flame Ember and the Divine Ember. Yeah, so this randomizer makes it so every 10 minutes, every 10 minutes, a random map And the game gets great loaded, basically. Holy shit, this is so hot. How far did these guys chase you? and and I don't like that I don't like that one bit, oh man that sucks though I like Oh, nevermind. Upgrade the weapon. I don't feel like it's worth upgrading this thing. I mean, I was, uh, I feel like I was gonna die there. The problem is there's a red phantom channeler that channeler if that's a channeler from Duke's archives he's gonna kill me in one hit and I'm not even fucking kidding And I'm fat again. Saved. Saved. Let's go kill this bitch. Oh, oh, sorry. Believe me, no choice. Actually, we should probably just go down to Quailag with the Drake Sword. I mean, the Drake Sword is not amazing, but it is. OK, enough, I guess. Maybe it'll be an easy boss. You don't need that much. Yeah, it's just more so. It's some of these bosses. Like bosses in this game aren't that hard and yeah, you can just run past them like... My god. You can just run past or... All right, you can run past these enemies. You can kill any boss. Just fighting a boss for 15 or 20 minutes straight is kind of awful. I meant to say. All right, just a little scared there. Yeah, we have still... What was this guy drop? Dragon scale. That's nice. Only sheep hobbits here. Hello. of death of death of We have a purple blossom, I don't know if I want to use it though. Might save that for when I go to Great Hollow. I still want to go to Great Hollow, maybe after we kill Quailag we'll go to Great Hollow. Alright, that's going to be it. Bro, I didn't even hear it. And this is fine, we just need to wait for him to slowly fucking get over here. Is he stuck on the skeletons? Oh, there it is. Oh yeah, we have green blossoms, don't we? they should make it. Fifth match should have made it so the skeletons automatically aggro to you when this fight starts. I mean, it would have been complete fucking bullshit. I probably shouldn't block that, this fight's going to take a little while, and it's not going to take that long. At least we can do four hits. We have green blossom. It's still gonna have a big effect on you. It actually doesn't have as big of an effect as it did in the early game. The issue is harder, honestly most of the bosses in this rando are not the hard part. There's a few exceptions to that, mainly because of boss arena. Oh my god, what am I doing dude? Oh, those bombs explode. I wonder if you can get Nido in like, APRA arena? Sure, dude, imagine Nido in Butterfly arena, like, what the fuck would that be like? Yeah, there's a randomizer for Sekiro, it's, yeah, there's not really that many, there's like a few key items that you need to find. That's about it. Alright, we got access to Sends, we got a Homered Bone. Hopefully we can kill Ceaseless, because then we'll have two Homered Bones. of Why not I mean the odds we've died a hundred five times already that's all I'm gonna say Okay. It would be possible to get all the Lord's souls in Bessel and Berg. Yeah, but the thing is for this run we... Oh, we can get... We can get this guy to fall off. Although it's kind of scary. Fuck it. YOLO. Actually, wait. Wait, he has like no health. I guess we could just kill him. Sword's not actually that bad. He might fall down anyways. Alright dude stop fucking spinning lightning. Yeah, of course. Oh, fucking unavoidable, dude. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm not leaving, Chad. What do we got for sewers? Alright. I always underestimate him, yeah, but I don't know, I feel like we should just loot, but The problem is I have no healing because I'm bad, I got hit so much. I don't want to find a tight-knight weapon. I guess it's not really going to be that much better than the Drake Sword, though, at plus five. I guess I will just bone, I don't know, I'm so indecisive. I can't go I can't go to hollow with with no estus It's not. Especially unupgraded, I suppose. We do still have the enchanted falchion at this, dude. I think the undead merchant has the Lucerne. I should almost, like, take notes. This is where I remember where stuff is. Not on notepad. Kind of want to loot the items up here. This area was not that bad from what I remember. Yeah, the weapon, the R2 on this weapon is actually pretty nice, so just use it as a uses a ton of stamina. Oh, for fuck's sakes, the scissor guy's here. Okay, he's weak. All right, what do we got? Come on, Lord Vessel, baby! Trinklys? How many Trinklys do we have? Three? That's good. . They're an item in that barrel isn't that what I just looted. Oh wait, did I... I guess he fell out of the barrel at some point earlier. One of the enemies must have... Because I didn't destroy the barrel, which I normally would. I guess he like fell out of it before All right, well, we can upgrade the Gucci and just use that, I guess, it's not bad. Finding the large ember would be super good. It could be anywhere though, finding the large embers just as unlikely as the Lord Vessel. I think I looted Firelink, I just, I don't think I looted the Valley of Drakes, because Because I picked up the Great Lord Sword and the Valley of Drakes, and then I stopped. And I stopped booting. I do still kind of want to go down to Great Hollow, though. of Thank you for the 30 months. Alright, down to the Great Hollow, let's do it. We have 5 Humanities at least, I don't want to pick up that item, I don't want to lose my weapon. Kindling more. Ten is the next. I don't think you can drop Lord Vessel. I've been swapping this not that great. If you can bleed, that's good. Oh, this guy fell again. of death of death of Let's just go loop this chest. It's already 9 on Friday. Um, I don't know. I don't think they're doing early access. But yes, it's on Friday. I don't know if I'm getting early access. I don't think they are doing early access. of the three incident. Yeah, probably won't be getting early access from the Neo-Dubs, but that's What's up, Huey? That for great hollows isn't good, yeah, it's not great. There is a DLC, lady. all right it's all good all good The washing bowl. Ah, dude. Don't do this to me, game. I feel like I missed, I've been like missing an item, but I think we're fine. that's a toxic guy dude I hope not I don't think so. Okay, better shield. Nice. Here's a dragon, bud. Holy shit. This is not good guys. of of of of even though it's really really tedious and annoying I guess we can pop a blossom Where are you? I am hitting him sometimes, not always. I guess attacking at this angle is better. I think I'm heading in and it's hard. We're almost there. There's down there a dragon butt. A dragon butt that is going to send me flying. If I was not an hour and a half in, I would probably just Y'all love this. Oh my god, I thought the game was just gonna kill me there. Jesus Christ, the fucking collision. guy is weak. Oh, that's great. That's lovely. Really, you won't fucking god dude it's fine no it's fine Sanctuary Guardians here again. Oh I I'm not going to eat him. There's probably a better way to get this guy to fall off. Thing is this guy drops an item chef What is he doing dude? Hello? There we go. Alright. How fucking weird. That's great. I'm fucking laggings, bro. I get heavy gloves, I'm fucked. Yeah, I'm going to cut the tail. We have one homework bound. of Simitar, okay. All right, well nothing nothing good down here sadly nothing good at all Well, we can check the merchant here now. Where can I buy bones? Nowhere. Fucking nowhere. Maybe this merchant up here will have some. Oh yeah, wait, do we have the basement key? Yeah. This guy will probably sell a helmet, nope, okay, that's fine then. No homer bones either, that's great, fantastic. and a cult club is good thank you I didn't aggro this guy coming back coming back come on Fucking go down, dude. What are you doing? All right, well, maybe it's time to go to Send this fortress I guess I need a fucking helmet I need a helmet You know, there is the item that Lawtruck dropped, I guess I can check it. I kind of forgot about that. Maybe Lord Firth will save the day. I'll take some Fire bombs I guess. No, we do still have some... Maybe I'll do another run through the valley since we did leave items there. I think that's a good idea. Yeah, we looted everything in Great Hollow in Ash Lake. We didn't loot everything in Blighttown, though. Or, like, lower Blighttown. Dude, lower Blighttown is absolutely fucked for looting. Like, there are so many enemies. I wanted this merchant saw, but he saw me armor. So we looted the Gravelord sword here and then we stopped looting after that, I think. So all the items over here should still be good. We could buy a helm, but we have items we can pick up. we might get saved by these items okay fuck this game man oh my god i'm gonna have to fucking throw away my humanity i think this is so fucking ass you know what if we go trade it for the club we we might have to go back and buy the enchanted falchion I don't know, is this ghost gonna kill me though? I mean, can I loot the item? I can probably just poise through it though, right? No? Not the grab I don't want a dark sign chat No, I have no choice. Ah, fuck sake. Do I have Blue Titanite Chunk? I do. Alright, well, we're buying the Enchanted Falchion and we're killing bosses. could have walked back yeah it just it would have taken so fucking long yeah I guess I could have walked back to firelink oh it's 7500 oh this weapon can be downgraded oh fuck you're right I should have just walked back and downgraded it Fuck, what am I doing, dude? Ah, I needed to walk back anyways. Seven bombs, the thing is firebombs don't work against the ghosts for some reason. I mean, they can work, but they're like buggy. No, I mean, the humanity defenses are not that... I don't think it actually matters that much. We don't even have homeward bones anyways, so we were probably going to lose the humanity at some point. Yeah, I totally forgot that I can downgrade this weapon. should have been my first thought when I got it. Oh, well, though. All right, hopefully it's a good weapon. Great club plus 10. Woo, baby! That's what I'm talking about. Now fuck the souls, whatever man. Didn't have any humanity now anyways. Alright, um... I think we need to go to the Undead Bird Merchant and actually buy the armor there. Oh, the damage. Yes. Whoo! Oh! Okay. Ow. Oh. Oh of they were still fat though we need to buy like a chess piece or something so we stop that rolling I guess the black leather armor. Alright. We're back to mid-roll. Let's go! Alright, let's go kill some fucking bosses. I might go check what Butterfly is. I think Taurus Demon was ceaseless in this room. I didn't finish the run, no. Oh man, I love the Great Club and the Large Club. They're both so fucking good. Oh, it's beautiful. But why is there all actually wait no it's fine it's fine if we go go. The side here he doesn't. Oh, it's a cargo aisle. Easy. I Houseman I don't know if it's worth keeping 10 like 10,000 souls, it's that important, but why is this guy blocking the way? Are you fucking kidding me? yeah i'm good i'm just gonna go kill the boss and iron god the boss and sense fortress and anna lando i think swapping is really fucking good so snorkeling away right now Yeah, Painted World is really scary, though. I haven't even been there in the rando yet, but I just know it's going to be, because there's so many enemies there. But we could try it. Oh, this... I think he has Elizabeth mushrooms, right? We could actually turn this into a chaos weapon, I don't know if that's worth it, though. You get the female undead merchant? Yeah, I mean I could. I don't... I have to kill Ceaseless, though. which ceaseless kind of scares me, to be honest. God, the damage. Okay, we need to make sure there's not a archer or channeler up. That actually, that, if I didn't hit him with that attack, that could have ended really badly. Because if I had to turn around, he could have backstabbed me, which would have launched me into the fucking trap. At least I would have landed on the lower, the higher, higher ledge. Yeah, I have the rusted iron ring. of holy shit that guy was fast what the fuck Oh, this club is so good. You can go from Paris through the Drake Bridge. Yeah, that's true, but that requires me to drop into a room with three enemies that I cannot see Yeah, I mean it pains me to run past loot too, but this weapon we have is just too good. Where's this enemy? I don't know if there's an enemy here. I guess he fell down. And why is there no homework bones? 50,000 for an armor smith box? Oh, a whip. And the 500,000 greatsword. Oh. Okay. Lovely. Well that's the fucking worst, some of the worst shit I've ever seen. RIP bozo. Did I not even get souls from that with the fuck? What's the boss? Oh, butterfly. That's fine. Am I doing... I'm trying to time it, it's just awkward dude. Nice. Nice. Little gloves. Alright. All right. of I don't know, I feel just like a normal pizza. Keeptish is good, man, you're just a hater. of The new RE4 rando update. Yeah, I saw that there was a... Wait, I'm fat rolling? Oh, wait, the gloves? Oh my god, I didn't realize the gloves made me fat roll. How much are these things weigh? I could have leveled up my endurance. I just didn't realize. Why, oh my god, dude, I should have left him, I should have left the fucking rat, I forgot. Bro, what the fuck? Well, we have a lot of Titanite at least. We can upgrade this thing to plus five. It's okay. The Reinforced Club is not bad. We can still use this thing to kill Onus. preferred to use the Great Club, but... Imagine if that was a big humanity at the top of the ladder. I mean I wouldn't have gone up. I had a feeling I was going to take some damage, but... of the god what the fuck is this hydra to the thing that the thing that sex is like I had killing this high dress gonna be so bad now because I don't have the fucking I don't know man these heads are kind of scaring me too. I feel like they're gonna send me flying or something Stand up close to it. I don't is totally not sus at all They're just they're getting like offset too much to the side Might just want to I feel like we might just want to go down of of Well, we got another head. I feel like we need to go down. I can't... I don't think I can hit these heads anymore, really. I guess we can maybe hit this one. Yeah, I don't know, I'm going down. I'm going down, fuck it. You've done enough damage. A lot of the heads you're missing. of only I had the great club of I have casals. Yeah, the Hydra is a scuffed enemy for sure. Yeah, the Hydra is a scuffed enemy for sure Okay, that was just dumb I mean, how do I upgrade the Grey Club into Smoke's Hammer, though? I don't have Smoke's Soul. I tried to kick me and I'm an idiot and I'm dead. and Why fight him because he's gonna chase me and I don't know the thing is man if you just if you just start charging You don't know what situation you might end up in like okay, let's say hypothetically, right? I I run and then there's a dragon butt there or like something that's blocking the fucking pathway I'm gonna grab this item. I don't want to have to come back to loot it later. The Great Club is ripped. Well, actually, we could still find another great club, or the large club, but we're not gonna... I mean, we're not gonna get another Smo's hammer. Uh, I need a Kindle. Yeah, I'm gonna do Onus with this weapon. If I upgrade it to plus five, it should be decent. I guess that's my plan. I mean, Reinforce Club is not bad, and we have 24 strength, so... Should do, I don't know, like 250 damage or something. And it also has Bleed. Yeah, I'm gonna check the merchant. Well, I mean we have to. I need to upgrade my weapon there. Oh, homeward bombs. Infinite firebombs. And tight night. Now we don't really need those. all right let's see 145 plus 87 it's not bad and we're midroll because this thing is way way lighter you know at least by By getting rid of the gray club we can mid-roll again. Just kind of important. strategy am I using that uses 93 fire bombs? Fire bombs are just really handy. All right, what do we got? Oh my god, it's Penreal! of Please don't be Gwen. Just don't be Gwen. I don't have a fucking shield. Okay. Easy. Honestly, I would have rather gotten Anis here though, because if I got Anis here, it would at least mean that he's not in the capper arena. It's the Dragon Slayer Dragon. I'm missing everything. Let's see, what did he drop? Soul. Man, this is waiting for me in this torture room. Yeah. When do I plan on streaming R.A.9? I'll be streaming it on the morning, on the 27th. That's not the Lord Vessel. That's not the Lord Vessel! Actually hold on, I'll bear it back. I gotta go use the restroom. Alright, I'm back. Alright, sorry, time to die. Oopsies. I got a bit more strength. Alright. Where's the Lord Vessel? I don't know. We still haven't found it. We never find the Lord Vessel. I don't know if I would say we're winning trying, though. Well, I think it's time to loot Anor Londo. of I guess we could go see what Gwendolyn is. Might be Gwynn. Oh god, they're still here. Chill, dudes. Bro, does the fucking bonfire not reset these guys? It's really if I homework but I Homeward bone All right, I need to buy more homework bones though cuz no there isn't another any other merchants that sell them So I need more than this Fuck off dude. Oh my god. Oh! This is horrible. of death of of Yeah, honestly, I should have just looted that item. It's okay, though All right, yeah, I'm gonna buy bones. So you're gonna come down the fucking staircase here Really not I'm going to go actually grab this item this time. that's... great you probably should have killed Gwendolyn actually I mean, we have so much, so many other items to loot. It's just scary. It's just scary. I'm going to buy a few more bones. and demon great hammer is not downgradable as far as I'm aware Isn't that supposed to be the Mimic? Why did not drop anything? Oh, our first Lord Sol. and I really hope we find another weapon because I don't really want to have to come back here to kill Gwendolyn preferably. Why did it? Why did this guy aggro before? because I think it's because I sprinted at this corner here. And the fuck- I don't even know what I'm doing. Oh, the Sgravelord shit is so ass. I have a good shield I'm fine. Bro, what do you think I'm gonna fist him? He has like 2,000 health. I'm gonna have to back stab him like fucking 400 times. the The red phantoms respawn as well, they do. I think if we go, now that we unlock the door, well we had already unlocked the door, I just kind of forgot about it but we're running out of items to loot. What have we got in here? Oh, God. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. No. I'm gonna fucking beat this guy to death. The thing is, I don't even think the fire bombs are gonna do any damage to him. I think this guy is a mimic. Yeah, they're honestly worse. Oh, okay. The grave lord ended. I don't think I can hit with my shield. Now you can't two hand your left hand. I mean, in the speedrun you can with the move swap glitch, but... You're not meant to be able to do it in your left hand. It's fine. He's gonna drop the Lord Vessel. It'll all be worth it. Oh man, there's like, oh, we're running out of items left to loot. of five hundred five hundred five five five five five This is chill Come on give me a weapon please No, I mean it's a weapon of of the that we still have a fair of them and there's still a fair amount of items we can loot and part of these guys fucking chase me Oh, you can't come here. Oh, oh, oh shit. theCynicalWeeb is a great game Ooh, okay. We are fat though. But okay. It's a good weapon. We only have one chunk. So it's not like we could upgrade it that much. I guess we'll try to do Gwendolyn and see what it is. Shield has an attack. Oh, that's cool. Probably doesn't do anything, but that's cool. Can't be upgraded. Oh, can you not upgrade the crystal straight sword? I assumed you could. Like you can upgrade the crystal halberd. Heritage. If it's Gwyn we can't carry them If it's a DLC boss, we can't really fight it because of that What do you say, Trance? Yeah, I mean you can parry with your left hand, but the thing is, the only safe attack to parry is the jump attack, I think. I don't know, I don't really feel comfortable trying to fight Gwyn without a shield. You technically can do it though. It's just so much easier with the shield. The Sen's merchant has the blood shield. That's true. I guess we should go buy that and kill Gwyn with the crystal straight sword before we lose another weapon. Oh, what am I doing, what am I going up? Push her off the bridge. Oh, this enemy scares me, dude. Look at, like, the damage of Darkman Blade. If I get parried, I'm gonna die. Like, I'm gonna go straight up one shot. as I don't know what that fucking item is that I don't want to pick up something that's gonna fuck me right now I just I just want to kill Gwen while I can I I think her loot will be here anyways. I think it- Go forth. Touch the demon inside me. Oh, I didn't- Oh my god, I didn't fucking open this door. and Chad, you're mixing it up. Oh, wait, wait, you were talking about the... You weren't talking about this fucking guy. Wait, who had the blood shield? Oh, the Sen's merchant. Oh my god, what am I doing, dude? Well, at least we can open this door. Fuck. I got it mixed up. I'm sorry. It's okay. We'll just go run. That's fine. I'm used to it. All right, I'll loot the item, surely it's fine. That'll be fine. uh... buying a shield at the sun's merchant so i can parry quinn and kill him there's three chests after window and so it's just it's it's best if we just finished like looting everything here so i don't have to come back I could revert the shield. Hmm. I should have checked to see. Well, too late now. The thing is, if this is... Wait, what is this from? Oh, the butterfly. If you were to downgrade it, it probably would just... just I don't think it would turn into another shield. It's most likely going to turn into another weapon. The item that it reverts to is, I think it's random though. I'm pretty sure. Or maybe not. Maybe it's not random. I think it is though, because I had a weapon that reverted to like a plus 10 blacksmith giant hammer, which that's not even a weapon that you can normally get. of I think it costs $7500. Oh no, it's $1000. I'm thinking of something else. Alright. He's not bad. So bright. That's so bright. No way. Bro. Bro. Oh my god, I'm so bad. Why did I not roll that? I guess I should... Should I roll in Tabata attack? Also... Oh, and now fucking send me back here. Yeah, I mean it was a skill issue. I just, I don't know, I thought I, I thought I rolled that attack well. I was waiting, but maybe it's better if I roll into him. Maybe my fat roll got me killed, I don't know. I should have been, I mean I should have been able to recover from that. I just missed the Perry because I was kind of panicking a little bit. He just he did the instant attack twice, like I get hit by the grab and then he does the instant attack twice, both with no follow up. But I should I should have been able to Harry and get back into it. Oh, damn. I That sucks dude. I mean, I can't even blame the game for that one. Just I'm a bit surprised I didn't roll that grab, but I don't know if that was a fat roll issue or if I just rolled too early. The Lord Vessel was in New Londo Ruins. So, not that bad. I mean still not not great but better than the catacombs because I was talking with chat I mean no not really I I don't know man I just I don't know what happened let me uh let me slow-mo it I mean even even getting hit by the grab should not have been like a death sentence. I just, I don't know how to parry, I don't know how to parry this attack, or is this, is this just the one that, I feel like this is different. So I don't know, I just blocked this, which I think blocking that was fine. We had the green blossom running, but then he did the fast attack there. I was waiting for the hit but then he didn't do it and then I just fucked up this parry and then of course he does the instant hit. Brutal. No, I rolled a little too early. I don't know how long his like. I don't know how long his frames. last on the grab because I feel like if I had mid-rolled maybe that wouldn't have happened but I guess I rolled early. It's the first time I've actually died to Gwendolyn in this rando. Yeah I just rolled too early man. I don't know, I wasn't even like nervous at all or anything, it just, yeah, fucked up. What happens, I guess? Fastest cheese strap, I don't... If you use the Astus, does he always go for the slow horizontal? I thought it didn't actually. No. He still does the fast attack. of I mean, it wasn't a, I don't know, I just, I just missed time my role. Shit happens, I guess. I don't, I don't know. Like I said, it's the first time I've died to Gwyn in the rando. It is crazy though, how quick, like if you mess up a parry on Gwyn, it can actually get out of control really fast. can kill you so fucking fast. Upgrading STEM would help? No, not really. The thing is by upgrading STEM and all you're doing is taking away stats from Strength and Dex. I'll say Say this again, I'll say this a million times, the worst thing that can happen to you in this rando is getting a weapon that you can't use, because then you literally can't fucking kill anything. You're just, you're just incapable of doing anything. So you need, you need stats to use the weapons. Oh fuck man, I can't believe I just died to Gwynn. That sucks. I'm not even like, it's just shit happens, I guess. You know what, for fun, let's go see what Capra was. Cause maybe Capra was like Manus or something. I mean it doesn't really matter at this point but why not check? of death of death of death of I think my lag is kinda scuffed here. Well, I had no armor on, so that's probably why I took so much damage, but still. Way like there is kinda cursed. I mean, if I went there with like a, if I had a plus five weapon, like a really strong weapon there, I probably could have killed her. It, way like there is doable, but she can definitely, like if she pin, if she, if she She opens with the jumping lava spit attack? I think you just fucking lose. She'll jump at you, spit lava on you, and then you're stuck in the corner and she's like body pinning you in the corner, in the lava, while she swings at you. something. He's an incident guy. You can't even fire bomb chaser either. The Lord Vessel was in New Londo. Well, that was an unfortunate ending to the run, but it is how it is. Yeah, it might be anyways time. I think it is anyways time chat. If the run didn't die, I probably would have kept going for like another hour, but yeah, I don't know. It's, I don't really want to start another run right now. Honestly, Chad, it might be, it might be the end of the DS1 rando at this point. I was kind of hoping we could keep that run going and try to finish it tomorrow, the thing is chat there's only two there's only two more days there's only two more days until re9 and this finishing of run of this rando takes I'm not even kidding it takes like 15 hours. Unless you get early, unless you get insanely fucking lucky. Oh, really? Trans? Okay. Um, yeah, guys, there's just, there's really not enough time, like, unless tomorrow we start to run and we, you know, instantly get a run going. It's just, I don't know. I think tomorrow we're going to start doing Res, I think we're going to start doing Resident Evil. I kind of want to play, kind of play like RE7 and RE8 again. And maybe like RE2 remake, kind want to try the the re2 maybe just do like an re2 I might do rando when I play re2 remake so rando for that is pretty fun yeah we'll we'll get back to this we'll get back to this run after after re9 hype dies down I mean, I've been having a lot of fun with this and I know chat's been enjoying the run a lot too. But yeah, I mean, RE9 is upon us, chat, so. We tried our best. We will definitely get back to it. Yeah, tomorrow I think I'm going to start the stream with some Resident Evil stuff. Just get myself in the Resident Evil mood before RE 9. I mean, even if we get a run, even if we got a run going tomorrow, I want to play some Resident Evil before RE 9 drops. So... In any ways, I don't know. Trance was saying that early access might be a thing for RE9, so... Maybe it's... I mean, I don't know, if early access is a thing, maybe people will be playing it on Thursday. I don't know. I don't know, man. Yeah, anyways, thank you all for watching everybody. I'm glad y'all have been enjoying the DS1. This challenge has been a lot of fun. It is cursed and kind of frustrating at times, but it is a lot of fun. Yeah, have a great rest of your night chat. Thank you all for watching. The DS1 rando will return though. I know some of you guys are probably sad that we're done with it now, but we will get back to it. I'm super excited for Resident Evil 9, so... The suffering will return. All right, let's see, is there somebody we should raid? We've raided Hobb a few times lately. I'm gonna raid somebody else, I think. You know what, I'm gonna raid this guy named, uh, raid this guy named Albert, he is doing some uh, Resonable 4 remake, he's checking out the new, there's like a big new update they put out for the Resonable 4 randomizer, uh, so he's playing that. Yeah, if you guys wanna watch somebody else who's also doing this challenge, uh, go say I can post the link to Hobbs Chat, you guys don't know who Hobbs is. He's doing the DS1 rando challenge, so you can go say hi to him as well. Yeah, go say hi to Albert for me. And yeah, I will see you guys tomorrow for some Resident Evil, I am so fucking excited for RE9 chat. Oh, it's gonna be so much fun. I can't wait Did he die yeah, I died to Gwen I had a skill issue At least that's the only time I've died to Gwen night. I Don't know it's all happened so fast Gwyn can really spiral out of control sometimes, especially if you get hit by the grab. That's alright, shit happens. Just means more runs. More DS1 runs down the line. Alright, take care everybody. you