Turn around, tell me now, let me be there
I'll make it freestyle
Come and sit there, child of light, please
Because we were born alive
We were born and bred
She was the son of a king
On this day of life
The shock is left
And these life will be
Push on this love, and this life for me, and this body for me.
You
you
You
you
No.
What's up chap?
Good morning.
Good morning. Good morning, everybody. Good morning.
Okay, my music's not working. What the hell?
you know.
Am I ready to take the record? Well, technically I do already have the record, but yeah. Also,
I feel like my PC is running like shit right now, like I need to restart my PC or something,
maybe it's fun.
My record in my own category bro, don't get me fucking started about the no intro bullshit
again.
Dude, I remember like a week ago or I don't know how long ago it was.
Somebody came in chat like one of the other runners.
I think it was like Captain Zekiel or something or salad and they were like,
No intros gonna be the only category and the when they said that I was like you're fucking kidding, right?
Like this is a joke like you're actually joking
And they're like no not a joke
Yeah, I don't know. Honestly, it's like, it's put me in a position that kind of pisses me
off because even if I get a really fucking good run chat, I feel like people aren't
going to care as much because, you know, people like, if I get a fucking 154 or like
a 153 full game run like that would be really fucking good. But like
people are just going to be like, well, this other streamer did it in 150 or 149. So
I don't know. It does feel like I should just do no intro, but I'm too fucking stubborn.
like I don't fucking want to.
I wanna, like, I...
Thank you.
you do no intro yeah I mean that's fair like for practice purposes I guess but
again I don't know six minutes really isn't that much like it isn't that bad
Once you add another timer, that starts after the intro.
I wonder if I could add an extra split that is basically like a no intro split, but yeah,
I don't know, man.
I don't I don't want this to be my like
I don't want this to be
The main point of conversation every stream
Bro, what the fuck I just got the most unhinged youtube comment
What's up, bro?
What's up, Dara?
How did your DS3 go?
They could start now intro with the timer starting at seven minutes or something to make
a fair comparison. Yeah. But again, then it's like, why even do the intro in the first place?
I don't know, man, it's so arbitrary. Like it's just
I don't know, see, I'm actually curious, like, about your opinion on this. Like,
I mean, I don't like hate no intro or anything. It's just it's a to me personally,
It's just it's just weird to have no intro so early in a game in the game's life
like even just like
Like give it like a few weeks at least
Tried to be fancy with the DLC one breakable bridge falling down while it's breaking and I was a bit too high
And it killed you yeah, I've had that before Dara. I mean not in a permadeath run, but
I'm not sure what that is.
Another day of no intro yet.
Yeah, unfortunately it's going to be every fucking stream.
It's unavoidable.
Same as it ever was.
You know, same as it ever was.
Uh, yeah, I learned the new route, Joe.
There's like this meme that can happen though that can kill your run potentially, I think,
but yeah, I learned it.
should have the Leon segment be part of the no intro. I mean, yeah, if you're gonna make
like no intro is so arbitrary in the first place, like you might as well start it at
the Leon section as well. Yeah. I tend to agree. Hey, Mysterio, thank you for the gift.
It's a you don't think that has to do with the new route. Yeah, you might be right.
I don't I think I think you're right that the new rat doesn't have anything to do with it
Larks are feeling better today a little bit. I don't know if she's gonna stream or not but
I'm not sure
Same as it ever was, the no-intro yappening.
Okay, we should boot up the game. Sorry, it's been fucking 30 minutes. I don't even know
where the time went. Well, I wasn't at my PC for the first 20 minutes of the stream,
to be fair, I guess, but all right.
you
Name as it ever was.
Are you framework is not broken anymore?
If you're talking about the update that they did to the game,
Resonable framework got fixed three hours later after the update.
All the people who are working on the Resident Evil modding tools are like insanely...
Insanely quick.
Alright. Let's do it. Go fast, I will try.
I hate that guy blocks there, man.
Lady.
Normally, she gets out of my way, dude.
She just frickin' ran straight into me.
she was passed
she's extra
let's try the secret strap
it didn't work
okay you know what hold on i'm gonna reset i need to test this strap
I can't... bad thing it.
Hold on.
This is important, Chad.
The timer didn't reset it. I know, it's fine. I'm testing something.
There's like...
Apparently there's some time save you can do with the crouching spot here.
I don't know, we're gonna try it.
She was pissed.
Uh, alright.
I'm curious, does this, where is the trigger for this?
Man, look at the, look at the rain dude.
The rain in that puddle?
Thought speedruns start to escape with the grace from the girl par, yeah, they do, for
cheaters.
and
all I see a secret
at what point can I do it like
ah
hmm
ah
massive golden coming
alright I made a savior
alright
Oh man, she was pissed.
She's the gay girl in there.
Why me being here?
Yeah, we pick up an anti-coin there.
Excuse me.
Hey, Weezywee, thank you for the Prime Sub.
You have to use a program called Mandarin Juice.
I imagine Seeker could probably send it to you.
Yeah, it's really easy to use.
probably send it to you.
Yeah, it's really easy to use.
Oops, oh my god.
You know, I wonder if it's faster to like cut around the corner and pick up the coin,
like go past where the coin is and then like cut back and like grab it instead.
What's up, Salad?
What's up, my buddy?
My lad?
Hey, Dynasty, thank you for the eight months.
It was a good crash out at the end of your run, Salad.
I was enjoying it.
Come on, wait!
Grace, come on, keep moving.
I'm coming!
Grace, hurry.
Keep moving.
Grace, come on.
Come on.
I'm coming!
I love the thunder here in this part.
I wish I could, like, hear rain.
Maybe you can hear rain if you have, like, headphones on.
I love it when it storms chat.
So comfy.
Oh, what do you fucking mean?
I was holding after me salad
I blame salad
Oh, I was holding F and A. I actually have no idea why that didn't work.
That's really weird.
Yeah, maybe one of the inputs didn't go through somehow.
And the time lost, bro.
Oh well, that's fine.
I'm not too worried about it.
I'm not gonna reset man. I need I need practice. I need to just do more runs
I am not at the point where I'm gonna reset over stuff like that
Gabron would lock down
This is a zombie that actually licks your face in one of the death animations.
I can't remember which one it is, though.
Let's make this quick.
I should probably get the new autosplitter, I'm losing some time on that section there
because the timer doesn't pause at the Leon cutscene.
I did see Spicy's timer like crashed or like froze mid run though before with the new auto
splitter.
I don't know if that's been fixed.
Why am I not skipping intro?
Because I have fucking morals.
I'm a fucking speedrun purist, alright?
I'm playing the fucking game from the start.
I have integrity.
Also, this segment's been really bad so far.
I messed up pretty bad. It's okay, though.
I think you are the plus-a, Mr. Salad.
Imagine being so afraid of a six-minute intro that we just...
...not... that we just remove it.
Heh heh heh.
Oh, fuck.
Hey, lechlers! What the fuck? What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Leaderboards aren't even out, guys. Let's skip the intro.
Yeah, but salad in a few weeks is when you would do no intro.
Like, you know what I mean? Like it just...
You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?
I mean I think I honestly think you guys should have just done it like after a month in the
game or maybe even just a few weeks but like oh I forgot the bottle but anyways that's just
my opinion it's all good
Oh
And I need to pay attention to Leon's money because sometimes you have to pick up this a thousand and other times you don't
Then back here, attack.
See this time I had enough money, I didn't need to pick up the thousand.
Yes, Al, that's fair.
Why so tense? You seem mad.
Oh, I love when people come in and say something like that.
Because you're here, dude.
Shoot him in the back.
Nice.
Bro, this fucking chainsaw is absolute ass.
What the fuck?
And she's not that very cool game
Why is dropping this chainsaw so fucking
Stupid man, what the fuck?
That bastard did it again
All things in you
Yo, what's up?
Can you find me the floor plan?
I'll see what I can do.
You know the meantime.
I'm gonna try to track him down.
Can you post it?
Yeah, it'd be nice if you could skip the phone call.
Like an RE4.
Oh well.
14 hours of grinding. I don't know about that much, Brock, but maybe we'll see.
Oh, really, Vazio?
I
Ah
that's good. We need to connoisseur charm. No, I don't think we use that anymore. We
Just use cute bear, BSA, charm, and then the glasses.
Cute burr.
A salad would say.
It is kind of awful how RNG the end of this run is though.
I will say.
I don't think the rocket launcher is fine.
I'm more so mean like the liquor sections.
Oops.
Yeah, we do the good ending.
the
question is, is the surgeon going to randomly revive himself?
You had shot the surgeon, he doesn't revive.
That's actually not true.
Oh my god.
I literally tested that yesterday.
One too early.
Well, it should be fine.
Kind of annoying, but it should be fine, I think.
I'm gonna kill you.
What the fuck does he mean destiny?
Alright, Bottle Strap, here we go.
Oh
Oh, it's in a different spot this time.
We're getting used to that because...
Oh, wait.
Oh, my inventory's all fucked up because I didn't use the fucking Hemo.
Oops.
oh wait if this zombie fucking bites me I'm gonna die now though well this one's
probably fucking dead
I need to bait him like all the way over here
and even then he's probably still gonna kill me
I mean, there's no choice, but if I tried to YOLO that I was just gonna die, like I
I have to eat the time loss there.
That zombie is so fucking stupid, man.
This knob is unbelievable.
I don't even know if I have enough pistol ammo at this point.
I have four.
I can't even pick up that fucking heel dude.
This game is stupid as fuck.
Why can't you use heals when they're a fucking outside of your inventory, bro?
This has been a thing for like...
for like multiple games.
this has been an incredibly tough start, but we're still ahead.
the
I'm done. I'm not done.
Yo Trey, thank you for the raid buddy.
What's going on man?
Wait a sec.
The surgeon is in back right?
No.
I wasn't actually paying attention.
I guess it doesn't actually really matter if I get the clad on this guy anymore.
Of course it gets up.
Because we don't go through that path.
I guess I'm done.
Going left is faster at this point.
Okay, I guess I should have.
Bro, why the fuck is this guy here?
it's like when I die like this I could there's nothing I can do except just fucking
like practicing this shit is so stupid man let me just spend 15 minutes running
through this entire section again this game just fucking eats your time
time. Well, so you're saying I should just go through the I should go the other way salad.
The thing is, if I go the other way, isn't there like one more guy in the room with the
surgeon that's gonna like fuck me over now?
He's AFK?
Even if you shoot?
He just doesn't care?
Okay, I'll trust you.
No, I didn't play high on life too.
i honestly thought the first game was pretty fun
the second game is mid uh... that's a shame
not surprised though
what a fucking shame
I don't know what it is about this, but...
That was scuff's.
Kind of just spacing out in the section sometimes to be honest.
Why intro? It's almost like speedrunning a game is playing it from the beginning until the end.
Crazy idea I know.
I'm coming.
Grace, hurry.
Keep moving.
Grace, come on.
Come on.
I'm sorry.
I think it's just, I just keep messing up the key grab seeker.
I
Arathon is pretty fun. Honestly, people just... I don't know, I think people are such haters.
People are hating on it because of the slow-motion stuff, yeah.
The thing is though, I don't think you can hate on the entire game based on like...
I very much doubt...
I very much doubt that everybody on Bungie knew exactly what was happening, it was probably
just one of the artists that they had working for them who, you know, pitched these ideas
and probably didn't even mention that he was using somebody else's source work as inspiration.
Inspiration whatever. Okay, you know what I mean. Sorry
Gebra would walk down
Good yeah, he's a lot for the extent like dropping but this car animation is so incredibly jank
Shit.
Bro!
Okay, I'm done fucking-
Alright, I'm done trying-
I don't know why I'm taking a bad line there
because I thought it would make one of the blister heads
not show up, but it doesn't even fucking matter.
Let's make this quick.
Bro!
And I'm not even-
Where the fuck am I, dude?
I'm just skip intro shut the fuck up man the intro is totally just holding W
Let's have Maxi.
And the interaction point for this to- like, dude, some of the interaction points in this
This game is surprisingly annoying.
How do your runs go Maxi?
Why shoot the zombies on the left with Leon?
So we can get some money so we can upgrade the shotgun early on.
And then we can skip using the box's chunk, er, on the chunk fight.
Yeah, you lose 20 minutes of deaths.
Yeah.
I'm taking a slightly worse line there because earlier I had her spawn around this corner
here because I like went too fast.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh!
Well, you can run immediately, Salad.
It's completely fine.
You just need to hold W, like, straight off the cart.
Like, you don't want to try to, like, rush it.
Like, you want to just, like, run off the cart into the wall.
Oh.
We've had quite a few long-term patients here.
All undergoing experimental therapies developed by Dr. Giddy.
the
mortars are bullshit, dude.
You can just press like the cancel button or like right click, like the same button
you use to cancel out of item animations.
Get him in the deck.
Surely the chainsaw isn't going to randomly fucking hit me this time, right?
Aw, fuck, I shouldn't have picked up those shells.
Actually, I think it's fucked.
and
I didn't have a care completely terrible segment there
pretty sure we have enough ammo for chunky boy
things
Good. Good. Can you find me the floor plan?
I'll see what I can do.
Well, in the meantime, I'll try to track him down.
Can you be posted?
You will do.
Okay.
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
I think you need 16 shots for Chunk to kill him, optimally I believe.
Magnum ammo in the intro does literally nothing.
You always start with a single mag ammo as Grace regardless of how much Leon has.
of Leon has zero mag ammo and he gives it to Grace, she gets one. Just scripted. Even
And if you have five as Leon, she only gets one.
I
Just fine
of
I'm sorry about this.
What?
How did I not...
No, whatever.
What?
How did I not?
No, whatever.
Popping the red coin?
What is the red coin?
The antique coin?
Or what do you mean?
The red door emblem?
When you pick it up?
Oh, okay.
Oh, he clutched me.
He fucking clutched me.
It's freak.
He did give me a boost.
I
Have
I think it's fine.
I don't know how long I have to crouch for here.
I think I did throw it too far.
These chunks not dead bro.
Damn.
I didn't actually think it was that precise, but I guess it is.
Yeah, no chunks not fucking dead.
Why would chunk die here, because the Ivy guy is supposed to kill him?
That's so weird that thro- like, yeah, I-
Yeah, I know Sal, but it's so weird, I- I guess because-
oh Jesus
This guy's probably still gonna grab me
Yeah, yeah, he couldn't he couldn't get close enough to start the attack because chunk is blocking
BAM. That's my bad. I mean it should still be fine. We're just going to lose some time.
Oh, yeah, because I didn't get hit and I have to get rid of those, very cool.
Oh, you didn't- you didn't get hit at all?
Well, here's three seconds of time loss, because you played too well.
Sorry.
It's fucking rad, man.
Playing well is getting hit.
Well, getting bit by that zombie there is really slow, though, too.
Just don't take it, yeah.
Honestly, if the run gets...
if the run gets to that, if the run will probably get to that point.
I
Didn't take the second lock pick bro, you're fucking still locking me. I literally did
I
I'm not gonna get grabbed.
I don't get grabbed.
I am the one that grabs.
Not even know what that means, but...
Chad, don't fucking look at me like that.
of
though the split broke and didn't trigger
and
fucking piece of shit is here again why is he here dude
Fuck fucking go!
interaction forms okay solid yeah I need to update to the new one
I don't want to fucking shoot this lady, to be honest.
I'm just going to crouch, because I don't even care.
Speed.
What do you want me to do?
Wait, so somebody was telling me there's a way to like skip this thing, the hold here?
I don't know how does it work if anybody knows you literally just pick up an herb
and that's it all the surgeons back
I was just going to box the bracelet during the other section.
I don't know if I reloaded the wreck room.
Oh, I'm dead.
This is my left lane, this is my reloader.
Amazing video game.
Minus 25 minutes.
I don't know man, that sucks.
There was literally nothing I could do there I don't think.
Well, maybe I could have, I like I knew that because I was slightly delayed there
that it was probably going to be scuffed.
So maybe I, but the thing is I have to call out the two zombies there.
I have to call out them.
That zombie there is so cringe.
You don't move from the room.
Then the means don't start moving.
OK, Tray.
I mean, yeah, I shouldn't.
My gun should have been reloaded there anyways,
But oops.
Yeah, Trey, to reload before the organs.
The thing is, you want when you kill those enemies after you get the level three
bracelet, like shooting them through the curtain.
You want to only have one bullet in your gun, so you just want to reload after you shoot them there before you pick up Emily.
I just forgot.
Yeah, if you have one shot there, then you get the bonus from the charm, so like those enemies always die in one hit, regardless of where you shoot them.
It's actually crazy how much the sunglasses charm helps for this run.
It actually makes the intro some or like the start of the run so much easier.
Uh, yeah.
Oh, and I guess I didn't need to restart the game.
Where is the new auto splitter?
it. Auto splitter dev.
Thanks, Sam.
Is it going to make me choose all of my autos, once again, when I put the new one in?
God, I fucking know it probably is isn't it?
Just the ones that got changed, okay
Okay, I got the new auto splitter.
Hopefully that works.
We found a one second optimization in the intro.
So what is it Seeker?
Let's have Niko be a screwdriver split.
I'm pretty sure it was splitting for my screwdriver regardless before.
I
Will have disabled oh wait did did some of the autos splits get removed oh fucks
They got fixed. Well, what do you mean? They said they got disabled or okay. I'm you're
confusing me salad. You're confusing me salad.
They're unticked.
What's up, trance?
As far as I can tell, the only ones that got changed were the office ones, I think.
My office splits were not working.
need to reload the splitter what does that mean like turn live split off and
on
well yeah I mean I updated to the new file that you sent me so
Alright, let's check out the strat.
The XML won't update if you did that first.
Wait, what do you mean?
Like, what did I do wrong exactly?
Well, I don't think Salad sent me in.
Oh my god, he did send me the XML.
I just didn't fucking realize.
I will try another run soon, Chat.
All right.
Do I need to...
Does it need to be called RE9 settings.xml?
Should I delete the old one and then rename this one
to not have the three?
I don't think I have a switch for the red jewel.
I think I got rid of it.
I didn't do the red jewel one because it's like, like you pick up the red jewel and then
you pick up the cords like fucking 10 seconds later escape Leon chainsaw okay
yeah I don't have that one on my taskbar in the center doesn't bother me
of
I'm trying to run, shall we?
Show my notepad.
I just got fucking... Can you link it again?
I was actually just thinking I forgot to watch the fifth...
Find a better one? Okay, well hold on. I'm checking your message history.
What are you even doing here?
Oh, you can actually- so, yeah, I actually wanted to test this Seeker, but I was like
whatever.
I'm not that worried about it.
I was wondering if it's faster to take this line, if you could like grab it from like
a weird angle.
I see.
All right, wait, what's this?
XD.
What the fuck?
Dude, look at this.
The intro's got fucking tech, dude.
Grabbing the coin through the wall.
Imagine skipping the intro.
Ha ha ha.
And I swear, sometimes the AI walks here differently.
It really does suck that third person in this game is so terrible.
Like I would much rather play the game in third person but I mean like first person feels
really nice but I really wish we we could plan third person what's so bad
about third person your character just controls like a fucking tank
I actually have such a hard time rotating this key properly.
to practice my photo all right the seeker strap whoa holy shit
Look at the time save.
Oh my god.
Stay close.
Mom, wait.
close. Mom wait. Grace, I need to keep moving. I'm coming. Grace, hurry. Keep moving.
I'm hurrying.
Honestly, I wonder if it's faster to, like, I think when you get close to her here,
slows you down and it I don't know if it's like a timer or something it might
actually be faster than to try to not get too close to her
That was slow.
The positioning on that is like, kind of awkward.
Get away! Get away from me!
Run!
Oh, shit! Stay away!
Ah!
Run!
You know, by the shotgun at the beginning you literally cannot kill Chunk, I'm pretty
sure.
Because no shotguns will spawn for you at all, and then you're gonna have to kill Chunk
with a pistol, which is literally fucking impossible.
Me?
Remember.
Stop pisses me off how they set up a new game in this. So stupid.
Gevron, we've locked down.
Yeah, these rooms are probably extended.
That is going on with these zombies.
Let's make this quick.
That was good.
Good streets.
three gold because of timer log.
Yo, what's up, K-Witty?
Oh
What the fuck is that?
of
And how did I lose 1.2 there?
I guess it's because of that bad line I took.
I'm just so scared of her spawning around the corner.
Is there a g- oh.
She spawns around the corner like that, I'm fucked.
It could be like time, because of the timer or something as well, I guess.
I'm and Ewing was kind of bad.
Okay though.
Hmm.
I bet it does.
of
death
of
death
of
death
That wasn't bad.
Wait, do I have too much ammo right now? Actually, no, it should still be fine, I think.
Because Chunk takes 16 shots, so yeah, we'll definitely have...
Too much? Well, yeah.
What I can do if I have too much ammo in the trunk fight, I will miss out on like 30 shotgun ammo drops. We'll do
Yes, um
Man, I really wish Grace's section had autosaves.
This shit is so toxic for the speedrun, like honestly.
even for non-speedruns while in a non-speedrun you use the typewriter and you make a fucking save.
You're fine
I hate this place... but if I can get up...
weird, how do people normally get in here, oh sorry about this, surgeon respawn is just
random sometimes you're just gonna get fucked if it happens
of
it doesn't it doesn't matter if you it has nothing to do with the head shot
track actually tested last night
I
Think I mean I've only ever seen him there one single-time tray
One single time ever and that was last night
Oh
That was a good run.
I got greedy and I didn't shoot fast enough.
Maybe Chunk will kill this guy if I'm lucky.
But I'm probably fucked.
I'm done right he's just fire like
like, he's just fucking completely AFK.
Ugh.
Can I, honestly, in that situation I probably should have just thrown the bottle at that
guy and then just not use the bottle on chunk.
It should be around here.
You should forget me in the end.
Why me being here?
Honestly, I don't mind doing the intro.
I don't really mind doing the intro at all.
What I do mind is that it's like, I don't know, it just feels pointless for me to do
the intro because everybody else is not doing the intro, so it's like, and my run is just
slower by default because everybody just gets seven minutes of free time save because
they're skipping then Joe so.
the
Well, he grabbed it. True.
I think it does save time to actually not get close to her to avoid the slowdown.
You
as everybody be respectful okay let's not
Don't, don't, don't like trash talk other people, like, don't, don't be fucking cringe please.
Get away! Get away from me!
I mean, this is not the first art game to have an intro skip, but it's the first art
game to have an intro skip the moment the game comes out.
I will say.
Nice.
Get another good run, Gown.
Ooh, nice.
Hey, Panic, thank you for the three months.
Thank you, dude.
Me?
Never.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, what the hell, Eddie?
Help!
Oh, man!
Gevron, we've locked down.
What?
Is this something to do with Victor?
Yeah.
He's the one to thank for all the excitement.
Shit.
Honestly, do I even need to grab that green herb though?
Let's make this quick.
Oh
We're picking up the bottle now.
The lighter does not increase speed, it just lets us see.
It's kind of important to see in the dark.
I tried doing a quick turn as that trigger as that like stagger happened because I thought
Maybe it would let me skip this diagram animation, but it didn't work
Experimental therapy. No, not really and resetting some bullshit
the sensitive nature of the research.
Mainly my fault though.
It does.
The care center is just so brutal how like,
any mistake is just rip run, like completely.
Ah!
I don't know if I should have picked up that box or not.
I guess it's fine.
Is anybody else running Insanity with the intro?
Can you find me the floor plan?
I'll see what I can do.
In the meantime, I'll try to track him down.
Can you post it?
We'll do.
Alright, see if your message got...
...pushed away. Not sure what you said.
Hmm, can you maybe like record a video, Seeker?
I know what you're talking about.
Oh
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
I hate this place.
What if I can't get out?
Here.
How does that normally get me?
Oh, sorry about this.
of
the program
Yeah, Maxi, there's not much of a point.
Alright, secret, thanks dude.
of
death
of
the
death
of
death
of
What the fuck does he mean, destiny?
I hope I didn't, I hope I didn't do it too far again.
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Great, now I have to throw away my heal, cool.
Wait, do I even...
Well, wait, do I even have to pick up the wrench right now?
Why am I even picking up the wrench right now?
I could just pick it up after now.
And then I don't have to throw away the gill.
Right?
This knob is so fucking grieve.
It actually pisses me off how stupid this thing is.
Why did you do this?
Give me a fucking break!
Oh fuck!
I actually did that on my first playthrough trance, and I was curious.
I mean I didn't worry too much about it, but I knew you could do that.
I'll have to practice that, I guess.
You just wait for it to rise, not sure it saves that much time though, okay, I see.
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death
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Would save a bullet. Yeah, dude. I don't think the bullets mattered that much though.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Perfect set.
Only one left.
I'm trusting Salad here.
I miss last words.
I heard trusting Zeke is a bad idea, too.
must be it. I can't tell which button's which.
For real.
Oh, I don't reload chat. Stop fucking dating me.
I need to wait. I need to wait.
Oh god the surgeon got up. Is that fine?
All right, I can't put this in the slide.
Why does that work?
Can you read them and then push the buttons on this board?
I have to keep it together.
Store, store, hmm, so.
Go ahead!
All right.
You're up.
We're close now.
Yeah, I know, Maxi. I'm scared.
I think I didn't die, but that's okay.
I
Bro get the fuck away from me
Oh, okay, where the fuck is he?
Is he still in there?
Dude, I need that scrap, don't I?
or the... in bag.
I just- I just did not want to fucking lose my run here. That was really slow, but we'll have her run.
I'm glad that FBI agent got away.
FBI?
Yeah.
Where's Ashcroft?
Dr. Kidnaptor.
What?
Why?
What? Why?
That was fucking scary.
Yeah, we have a good amount of shells.
I don't think we're allowed to use the advanced tuning.
to
shoot that guy in the dick
Oh
No fucking way this fucking shit. Oh my god
Get off me fucking shit
I didn't mean to pause there.
week
I didn't mean to I did I wasn't a reflex of restart sometimes I drag my mouse
too far to the left
and I hit my side mouse button which is bound to escape
because like I slide my mouse to the left and then my hand hits my fucking
keyboard which pushes my finger into my
pause button
Why is this under the hospital?
The thing is we have a green herb in our inventory right now.
I don't know if that's okay.
My keyboard is not that close to my mouse, no.
but sometimes I just drag really far.
These splits are so fucked up, well whatever, I mean it's because they were messed up before.
I feel like this, I think this green herb is going to screw me over.
possibly I don't know I guess we see it alright I need to bank the bracelet here
yeah this herb is fucking me for that pistol ammo I guess I could have gotten
rid of the pistol ammo
That was scuffed, but it's okay.
banning what everyone guys bloodthirsty
wait I didn't oh my god I didn't
and my runs dead cool I should have fuck I forgot to fucking hemo this guy well
Well actually it's not dead because I have a save file here at least.
That's my bad.
I fucked up.
And I also need to deposit the map or whatever.
It's not dead.
We have so much time so that's alright.
You can store the wristband before taking Chloe.
I think it doesn't really matter though because you have to go in there to make a save file
regardless and I'm pretty sure the item box there is faster than the item box in
the Chloe section but I guess the problem was that green herb that was
in my inventory fucked me over so maybe it is better to do it in the Chloe
section still I don't know forgot the scrap item for this shit dude
Because I didn't have full ammo here, like if I didn't have ammo in my inventory it would
Aw, come on, man.
It's so annoying when you don't get the fast cycle here, it actually loses, like, several seconds.
That was close, yeah, I fucked up.
Oh, this shit, like, this is what happens if you get the bad cycle, bro.
You can't get through, and then you just fucking lose, like, ten seconds, bro.
All because the one fucking body pushes you to the side.
Like, I can't go right now.
These bodies are gonna completely block me.
There is actually apparently a skip you can do here on 30 FPS, though.
I should probably test that.
Insane negativity.
I mean, just...
Sorry, I'm really happy I just lost 10 seconds there.
I hope it happens again next time.
I was strafing there, the problem is, I don't know, I need to practice some more, it's just
It's really jank. You can get pushed out super easily.
I'd stop if I knew you stopped, thank God.
God.
Last one.
None of free Emily will get out of this place.
Oh, I've got to learn how.
I'm this part kind of scares me I'm gonna do the safe stride here
I just, I don't want her to like, I don't know if this guy is consistently in that
spot or not, but...
I
Come on. Come on.
Just beat me down.
I see you.
Is it faster to look to the left, because she appears from here, right?
Good. Good, Emily.
What's going on?
I
Hey smooch, thank you for this buddy. Thank you very much smooch
It's not safe here, where is this good? Where's it's to the right?
Finally, we made it, we did it, Emily, are you all right, Emily, I don't know, let's just,
We need to keep moving. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's a helicopter.
Please.
Oh, it's also to the right.
that's stuck on the
What the hell?
Yes, senior.
I
Thought I'd end there randomly grab there
Oh shit, shit, shit!
Oh my god, I love that person movement!
Parkers! Oh, I fell! Yay! And now I'm running into a wall! Yay!
Heh heh!
Oh my god, dude, the third person! Jesus Christ!
Am I gonna go through the pipe instantly? Holy shit!
Oh, yeah, I think I actually died to the blister head in my run.
Forgot how many deaths we had.
Hit my feet.
Thank you.
You can cancel the fall if you aim.
Oh, really?
Okay.
Interesting.
Did not know that.
Just connected to this somehow.
It's just the life of a speedrunner, Chad, all right?
Got it covered.
All right, damage, I'm, like, confused here.
uh... i think that's everything
I'm not even sure how I lost so much time there.
He died now.
I don't know how I lost 7 seconds on that sniper section though.
That's weird.
The power. Reset the power distribution units on the lower floor.
But out of the power room, it's my only chance.
and
check on the
I'm going to kill you.
I'm just shooting her here cuz I do that. I don't know this shit this part is like such a fucking meme
I know that if in the first room you can wait for her to like exit the room and then she doesn't show up on this
I don't know I need to practice this part a bit more
I'm like I should probably just shoot her there twice, but I kinda want Magna-Memo for
the Leon Licker section.
In my BB run, I didn't have to shoot her with a Magna twice.
She actually loses so much time shooting her there twice and then grabbing the Molotov.
I mean we're not at the point where like it matters I think right now quite yet but I do
need to practice that part more and figure out like exactly what she's doing.
It is still just best to wait for her to leave the first room.
Oh stop, it's like pulling my fucking aim away from the heart dude, it's like, the shit
is so troll.
I'm aiming at it and then it fucking pulls it away.
and want me to hit the vitals? Yeah, clearly.
Marksman ammo cap, shotgun damage.
And then this is really slow, but whatever.
Oh wait.
And the gal.
Oh fuck you!
My god, I should just shoot this fucking guy.
It's not worth trying.
It's honestly, it's probably faster just to shoot him.
It's probably a faster line if you just shoot the fucking asshole.
It's fine.
This is a good run.
easily PvE pace. I might just shoot that guy though because you have to take such
like an inefficient line if you want to. Why does this fucking checkpoint make
If you face the wall, it triggers me so much.
You can damage the spider early
I'm dead to a fucking spider well that's my bad why no need because I want to save
the need how did I miss that I don't care chat it's fine this run is not that
I got it anyways.
Okay, I got a...
Why do you have to tap for this fucking guy, dude?
Oh, what are you doing?
It's over.
wanted to climb the ladder, so...
Guess I gotta squash here.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, damn dude.
And the fucking auto-split bugged again.
What is going on, man? And my FPS
is like 50.
I thought I'd... I'm pretty sure I ticked Mutant Nimbly, maybe not.
Yeah, I'll check after the run.
I will check after the run.
Oh, it's okay.
It's okay.
We're still PB pace.
I mean, that was unfortunate, but it's all right.
Uh, I normally, I, so you can get ammo cap for this here.
I think that's basically what I've been doing.
Yeah, I'd rate-facing off. It's just because I'm playing in 4k. Honestly, I should probably
lower my res and just play a 1440. Oh, okay. I guess I'm dead. That's cool.
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Well, this run is ass, but whatever, still potential for big PB.
Good practice.
I'm just glad we're not in the care center anymore, quite frankly.
Oh, I have to right-click that. Interesting.
I was trying to press my cancel button, but the cancel button doesn't actually work for some reason.
That should be a fun trail.
Got the location for those parts.
Wanna collect them?
Okay. I'll look into the BSA at any time.
And if we didn't have all these mistakes, we'd probably be like...
I feel like we could definitely be like three or four minutes ahead right now.
it's okay though it's good practice I'm just glad we're not at the start of the
game and we actually have a run going
now I think the gray section or there was like one thing that there was like
Like a few memes that happened with Grace, but for the most part it was fine.
More like five minutes?
Yeah, maybe.
I think like there was an issue where I picked up a green herb and then it like
caused, like, messed up my inventory or something.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that was the issue.
Pull it!
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The sun's in flames, you wish, you know.
What the hell, man?
You, the guy at the end, white suit, can you find anything on me?
Yeah.
So there you go some hold of help is to
Fill this up
Let me guess, you must be the town lumberjack.
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the
of
the
I don't know if it's better to go to the right or the left here, no idea.
I'm not sure if I have enough heals. I'm gonna grab...
I'm pretty sure we're fine on heals in this situation.
We could probably skip this, but...
I'm gonna grab it... now.
Surely I'm not gonna get shot in this part here.
Probably gonna get shot.
The question is, do I have enough health to survive the gunshot when I die?
Yeah, I love how the stagger wind, like the stagger explosion persists there for so long.
It's like a fucking Dark Souls lingering hitbox.
Okay, wait, these splits can't be right.
There's no way I'm actually five minutes ahead right now.
It must just be like, because the splits didn't split at the right time before.
One of the parts should be just...
Is it supposed to be on the rusty crank right now?
I make this.
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the
that's all I've got. There's been an increase in government.
Surveillance. Looks like my family's in trouble.
Well, I reload the rifle because I'm going to buy an ammo capacity upgrade for the rifle,
which will refill it.
I can use that
I shouldn't try to single-fire here. I should just fucking hold the gun down because
The fucking bloom of this thing is so bad
Yeah, yeah, my aim is trash
I
Got the real
Yeah, just gotta figure out how to get down from it first
I don't know, but I honestly think I can skip that gun powder.
I really, really don't think you can grab it.
All right
Now what
You'll have to take the next one
We mess up the timer well, it's more like the timer was messed up before.
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death
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death
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death
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death
I'm on
I did the blister had already dropped oh wait there he is
Yeah, I didn't destroy the gate, bro, what is going on with the splits?
I'm so confused.
That's a long-awaited plan.
Luckily I found a bike.
It should make up for lost time.
Great. You made it.
It's 15 miles to the city center.
I'm not should make it there enough time just a few bottles I don't know we got to figure
What's going on here?
The cops could need more training.
The aim lock on this part is obnoxious, I can't fucking move the mouse because it lowers
my sensitivity to like 10% of what it normally is.
I don't give up that easy.
All right we're doing it
I feel like we should be like 5 minutes ahead here, if not for all the mistakes in the run.
Maybe even more.
Just five or six minutes.
no chat, bad chat
I think bringing the art like going to RPD was cool, but they really should have done
more with the... like if you're gonna bring back the RPD at least like utilize it a bit more.
more.
Time for the most qualified part in the best section in gaming.
How did they do it?
You know the worst part is, chap, you can actually skip.
You can do some precise movement and baiting to avoid these girls.
You can actually skip past the five girls that come out of the room, but the door stays locked.
So it doesn't even matter.
You just get soft locked.
It's really cool.
Yeah, this door that I'm about to go through stays permanently locked until you go under
the bed and trigger the cutscene.
So even if you do manage to skip past them, there's no way to progress forward.
Very cool.
maybe die somewhere yeah we lost like three minutes so far I think maybe a
bit more I don't know
I don't think we've lost six minutes.
Why can't you send a resident sleeper because I hate daddy mode?
because people just use it to be toxic.
Please just be a bad tree.
Why did they?
the sherry part from re2 is way better than this
I don't see if it was just a cutscene when you went under the beds that alone would make
this section like a hundred times more tolerable.
I got confused where I was.
I got confused where I was there.
I just, I got so, normally like, my line was so good there after the cutscene ended
that it like confused me. I'm doing runs with the intro because I like actually playing
the entire game, the way it's supposed to be.
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death
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death
All right, I'm sure
It's someplace important
Though we want to upgrade shotgun, okay, we want upgrade rifle damage ammo shotgun ammo
And I believe that's it and by ammo I guess
And the case upgrade I suppose if we want
ammo cap damage ammo cap case upgrade ammo
I'll stop you as many times as I have to.
Well, the record is 150 without the intro, so...
Maybe like a 157 or like a 15630 maybe?
I don't know what to do with this.
My spots are so cursed.
And why does this guy not die instantly sometimes?
I'm gonna get up.
I could be a city of something behind.
Oh, it just keeps going.
understand how did I lose 20 seconds between mr. x dying and I don't get it
must just be because the splits were like
at the wrong time before something
I'm gonna get my ass fucking deep.
I don't know if I, if I kill that guy I don't know if I need to reload here, but I'm gonna do it anyways.
Just so you know.
this must be it
Hmm.
Alright.
I'm getting the feeling I'm not worth it around here.
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I kill him, that's bad.
and
the designated period without authorization.
All right, so I got the standstill axe animation, rip.
I love this trick, very fun trick.
And I got the standstill axe animation again, nice.
Very cool fights.
And I got the standstill axe animation again, bro.
God this shit is so fucking stupid man.
Why is it doing the standstill every time?
Bro move forward you fucking jackass.
Okay, yeah my game's just cooked, I don't know.
I don't fucking get it.
Stratus fucking dog shit, bro.
the right
should be nearby
I have the axe right
I'm gonna get some answers.
Yeah, maybe I should take off the scope after the first shot. I don't know.
Because I don't want to take the scope off because it's slow.
No, sub 2 should still be doable if we don't die in this section.
We have so much time to save here.
I
At true Lucian
I can't see.
All right, I won't take it.
I need to get going, too.
I was told you don't actually need to kill this liquor here, but I'm not gonna try it.
I don't trust it.
Oh my god, that almost hurt.
Bro, what is this?
It'll be okay. Well, maybe. God damn it, dude.
Fuck.
I could have turned that into a med injector, fuck I should have done that.
I might make a save here dude.
I'm a little, I'm a little concerned about this part, fuck it, I'm gonna make a save.
This runs fucking shit anyways and I just don't wanna die here.
Gonna have to redo all this.
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the
death
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death
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and the zombie
no see this is what I mean dude
This zombie is actual fucking so... is he so grief dude?
It's so grief. My movement... dude, I like... my movement there was fucking fine.
There was nothing wrong with that line at all and he still gets me.
God, this little shit is so stupid, mom.
I guess I'll just shoot him, but I feel like if I try to shoot him, the liquor's gonna kill me.
No.
Oh, no.
I practiced that part like I did it like 10 or 20 times in a row yesterday.
Yeah, I would have survived if I hadn't used a med injector.
You're right.
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I
Captain.
Oh, shit.
You're gonna be kidding me.
Goddamn it.
This must be the room.
I wanna take out as many of you fuckers as I can.
No way dude, I- love being stuck in an animation for 15 seconds straight, that's great.
I just don't get ahead.
True.
Pretty well.
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Now we have to go in effect overactive operation required.
Warning, auto-play, compromise, path locked and available.
Memories, correct, self-repair function.
Now we are fine.
Yeah, let's get this off of us.
Nice.
Listen to the sparks.
I forgot to make the second stack tonight.
assert the case. Oh, yeah.
Oh, I need to hurry.
This is finally my chance to do something.
Do do do
That what
Please know that you are my hope.
She is my hope.
A blind hope.
Okay.
This is it.
I
Not to me. I swore that I'd always protect those lines.
This fucking boss is so ass.
I swear to god if you don't fucking pull out the fucking rocket launcher dude
My dad cool man cool very cool boss fight. I love this fucking fight
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death
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the
death
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Protect those lives.
Okay.
What?
What is the glitch with auto save?
I don't know man.
I don't know what happened there.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Come in. I'm sorry.
Oh no, Chris!
Chris!
Chris, hang on.
Chris, don't Chris.
Oh, no.
I need to get you out of here.
Yeah, the other ending is faster, but it's not allowed, at least for the leaderboards.
I'm trying to find my ride where I put my phone.
Oh, I found it.
I think I know why Victor didn't pull out the rocket launcher.
I think he was too far away from me, so he did the charge instead of pulling out the
rocket, I believe. Could be wrong, but I believe that's the case.
Well, that is a decent PB at least. It would have been close to sub 2 if not for
the victor incident I don't know how much time I lost there exactly but everything
goes well 157 it can be a lot faster than that
I mean, the 150 on YouTube is legit, it's just, he skipped the intro of the game, so
he gets to save six and a half minutes for free.
So those times aren't really relevant, comparing to what I'm running right now.
wallhacks. Dude if it was up to me there would be no like SR this whole like SRT
looking at the fucking boss health and enemy health. I think that shit is
cringe as fuck and shouldn't be allowed in runs but I understand why it is. It's
just like it's like if you ran the Souls games and you just looked at like
the bosses fucking poise like mid run it's just why is it allowed it just is
it's just classic Resident Evil I don't know I mean it's the whole reason Ella
well maybe Ella's just making excuses but as far as I know Ella stopped running
the re games because he doesn't like the fact that you know you basically do
the run with like a fucking third-party tool active the entire time that tells
you? Enemy health and poison all this shit? No, I mean, there's nothing you can do, Salad.
Really. It's just, I don't know. I don't know, it's just the nature of making these
types of tools I guess.
That's my sum of best. My sum of best is going to be so absolutely fucked up.
from the Oval Office, the president is expected to reject allegations of any government involvement
since the Raccoon City incident.
No, I have every single thing checked.
At least, I don't understand why the splits are bugging out so much.
My sum of best is... like my sum of best is gonna be like fucking 140 probably because...
Because the fucking splits are so messed up.
Oh look guys, my sum of best is 136, that's totally legit.
i don't know it's just it did just it's split like i don't know what's going on
with the splits
restart power
that i believe
it's it's hard for me to tell like
i don't know what's good i don't know what happened in the last run exactly
SRT is not mandatory. Yeah, it's just it makes the game so much easier in some ways, but
it just it is what it is. Like if you shoot an enemy and you instantly know the moment
you shoot them whether you killed them, that's kind of fucking bullshit. But again,
you can't stop people from using it so
hey Aurelian, thank you for the gifted sub, thank you man
I mean it's not that big of a deal, like it doesn't bother me that much
I do think
I don't know, man
That's just res and evil speed running man. We just we skip the intro
We we cheat and look at the boss health mid run, you know, it's just that's just that's just resident evil man
Was skipping re7 intro to similar to this
The RE7 intro skip you start after like all the cinematic bullshit like the cutscenes
You start like 15 minutes into the run. I believe or like 16 minutes into the run
There's no item pickups
No an RE7 like nothing is relevant really in the intro. I mean there's two boss fights, but
like there's two meafights which can be quite difficult in the hardest
difficulty. They're pickups on Madhouse. Is there an intro? What do you pick up?
Oh wait, actually no, sorry. They, they skip, they, you actually skip even more
because you, I think, I think you pick up like one of the coins before you
make the no-guess or like the no-intro save. I think you pick up a coin and you also trigger
the hop cutscene. At least we aren't skipping orphanage, the best part of the run, true.
Honestly, RE7 no-intro makes way, way more sense than this game. But again, I don't,
I'm getting tired of talking about no intro at this point.
I was like, I enjoyed talking about it before, but now I'm like, I don't even want to talk
about it.
You're the one who brought it up, okay.
Because somebody in chat was talking about it, and we were talking about RE7.
But I did bring it up. You're not wrong. You like this track? Yeah. True. True. Yeah,
Uh, yeah. I mean, we're only four hours into the stream. We'll try another run.
I don't know. There was like some stuff that went wrong in the last run, though.
No marathon ad today.
Nope.
Dude, I don't know what happened on the hunk fight, though.
Dude, the hunk instant kill is such ass.
Like, I don't know, maybe I need to practice it more, it's just...
It was like six times in a row, I got the, the, I don't know if it's like frame perfect
or like my I attack the moment I skip the hunk cutscene my character just stands still and attacks
and you just you're just fucked like I don't know what causes that maybe I need to wait to attack
longer like maybe I maybe I should I don't know
Well, I think what happens is if you attack too early, then you just stand still.
That's the problem.
If you attack too early, you just end up standing still, so...
I also...
Dude, I lost like...
I lost like two minutes on the Giant Spider fight.
Bro, I threw the explosive barrel at the giant spider and then I climbed the fucking ladder.
That was so bad.
You lost a few minutes in the basement.
Wait, did I?
Oh, yeah, shit, I did have to- I had to- Bro, oh my god, there were so many mistakes
in this run. Yeah, because I didn't. So I'm trying to think what, so where did we lose
time? We lost like 20 seconds in the defend Emily section. I messed up in the basement
because I didn't hemo the guy. I lost like two minutes on the giant spider. I lost like
30 or 45 seconds on the hunk. I lost two minutes on Victor and the green herb fucked
me up as well. And I died getting the orb for the Alpastore, true. I mean if we have
a clean run it's got to be like a 155 I would say. There's so much time to save.
I don't know I tried the WD thing for hunk and out. It felt like it didn't do anything.
Yeah, we died with the little spiders.
You consider this to be YouTube-able?
I don't know.
I probably want to get subbed to for like a better run before I post another one.
Maybe I will though.
The thing is, chat, even if I get a really fucking good run, the video probably isn't
gonna do that good on YouTube because everybody's just posting runs that are seven minutes
faster because they're all doing no intro.
This place is 150 is what the death cost in 3 to 4 minutes.
Where did he die that cost 3 to 4 minutes?
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Oh, good. I'm so glad.
Emily, yeah, uh, she's doing great.
I'm actually teaching her how to read.
Grace!
Where's that report?
Sorry.
Uh, Liam, gotta go. I'll just see.
practice the zombie and look your part where the zombie killed you I mean I should probably
to shoot the zombie. Yeah, I think we could change the overlay so it doesn't show.
the objective before they send in the wolves.
How do I get rid of like the type factor stuff here?
Oh, there we go.
There we go. That should be a bit better. All right. Oh, we got, wait, what did we get?
Infernal internal wait, what was that infernal dispute internal dispute?
Oh
Hey same zero, thank you for the sub dude. Thank you. Thank you
Man, I really hate that you can't like you don't get to see the skins.
Makes me kind of sad.
God, the apocalypse skin is so gross.
Fucking camo, you.
Uh, I am gonna do another run, but I actually...
I need to take a short break for like 10 minutes.
Maybe a bit longer.
I think I'm gonna put on some Resident Evil salt.
In the meantime...
Yeah, Sergeant. I don't know. It is what it is.
I feel like if I talk about this no intro stuff too much, I'm going to make all the other
runners hate me or something.
All right, hold on to me.
Return on the reasonable salt.
Um...
Look!
Are you fucking serious, Sherry?
I'm looking straight forward and you jump off the fucking ledge, Sherry. Come on.
Alright, I'll be right back.
I'll be back in a bit, chef.
No, are you what what what that is the first time I've ever fucking died to that are you
kidding me what that is the first time that's ever happened that's the first time that's
never fucking happened
Jesus
This game is so trashed this game is so excellent fucking trash
How are you shooting at me for fucking time with the fucking arrow to my fucking face,
you fucking sniper bitch?
What?
Is that?
What is this?
I can't fucking play this game anymore, man.
Wait, can you- could you get me a gun?
more man wait can you get knocked down wait I don't know this sort of thing
what is going on dude
Are you kidding?
Oh, it's fucking game!
Why play the game?
Why are you watching?
Don't fuck yourself.
Oh, you hate the game?
Why are you playing this then?
Well, guess what?
Because I like fucking torturing myself.
I'm gonna ban you.
Even if it crashes my fucking gun, I'm gonna fucking ban your dumb fucking gun.
Even if it crashes my fucking gun, I'm gonna fucking ban your dumb fucking ass.
No Ethan!
Oh my god, what?!
move you fucking fat fuck
you're at zero low
I
Yeah, so I'm actually getting hit on purpose before anybody's like dude, you know you could do this right to get to dodge the enemy
Yeah, I'm getting hit on purpose
Are you fucking shitting me though?
What?
I'm in the bus!
Let me out of the bus!
Just let me out!
Does that fucking hurt?
Just let me out of the bus, man!
Oh, my God!
Are you fucking kidding me?
ARE YOU JOKING ME, MAN?
The run is dead.
Why did he have to transform, man?
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, I...
Yeah!
Ah!
Every fucking run, dude, I swear the game is like,
He's like, no, he's not leaving the city unless he's plus 15.
Move, he felt boys.
Now I'm going to auto dodge the wrong way again.
Perfect.
Great, and now he's stuck on a fucking corpse.
God, this game sucks.
Take her.
Be a good girl for me.
Don't do it.
What?
Oh, what? Bro, he absorbed one! He absorbed the mine round!
I think I hear somebody down there.
No!
What is my toy doing, dude?
He chose his team.
What the fuck is this?
What the kid even does?
You just get stucked!
Move!
You fucking piece of shit!
Fucking molded asshole!
Fuck!
Just move!
This isn't very fun anymore, man.
What am I playing, bro?
I swear to God, when they do these little fucking updates that they do, man,
Like shit gets changed for no fucking reason dude
Oh dude, please
Please
My god dude, are you fucking serious?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-what?!
Dude...
You know what? it's this game.
This game is shit!
Not just this category, this game overall is shit.
I wasted my fucking life on this shit.
All those albums I could have put into something else.
What the fuuuuck?!
Are you kidding me?
What?
Oh!
Are you serious, man?
Are you fucking serious?
Oh, fuck off, Marvin!
You fucking piece of shit!
Fuck!
Ah!
Oh my god, what, god I'm an idiot
What the fuck was that?
What?
Dude what is going on?
what the fuck what the shit dude this game is so shit
What?
What's that?
Oh!
My God!
What's that?
Oh!
My God!
Oh!
My God!
Oh!
Oh my God!
Where is that?
What?
Is-is Depechec gonna cut?
No, he's not. No, he's not. He's not.
He's not coming over here. Where the fuck did that grenade go?
Hello, Mr. Powell.
What the fuck, man? I didn't do anything to you!
Oh my god, oh my god, there's a TNT right there.
Wow.
What a dumbass, dude.
Alright guys, this place is pretty free.
Nothing bad ever happens here.
Are you serious?
Buckingham in the background?
Nice.
Okay.
I just...
I don't know.
Okay.
Yup.
Just fuck me.
Just fuck me here.
I don't know, but...
I don't know.
Okay.
Yup.
Just fuck me.
Just fuck me here.
Oh, come on!
What the fuck is that?
Oh my god!
They're playing with the gun, they're playing with the player.
Is that a gun?
What the farts?
Move, fuck you!
No, no, no, no!
No, no.
No, no!
No!
Please, dude!
No!
What? No!
I did it! I did it! I did it!
No, I used it.
I can see it in front of you.
No!
Oh!
Oh! No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You'll get out of there, now.
No!
Oh!
Oh, no!
Oh, I don't...
I can't play this fucking game at all!
No!
Fuck this goddamn candy!
No!
Fuck no!
I
Think it's actually
That's me
I just love this video again man, it's so fucking good.
Please don't tell me you fucking did it again.
Oh please don't tell me you fucking dumb fucking lady you fucking asshole.
Don't you fucking...
I will never open this fucking cabinet again.
Just come you fucking piece of shit.
What?
I can't make this shit up!
You can't make this shit up right here!
Boing!
Right off the fucking domeski!
Look at this guy!
Get off my fucking ladder!
Get out my fucking ladder
Does duffle bad work does it work
Badness shit, dude
banish it
Why is this in the game dude?
King Pace! 50! 49!
You're fuc-
Oh my god I just ate the monkey bass!
I'm gonna go crazy. I'm gonna fucking go crazy. I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking lose it. I'm gonna fucking lose it, dude.
What?
You're joking.
You're fucking kidding me!
I'll send you back to the village, please.
Today's just not meant to be a day for runs, I guess.
I've had my people.
You can do this! You can do this! You can do this! You're doing it! You're doing it!
What?
Oh my god!
I'm not bad with this game, it's just good at throwing.
Let's call it that.
You can't be fucking serious!
You cannot be serious, right?
Come on.
Okay.
Hit the lever, bitch!
Jesus!
Ashley!
Hit the fucking lever, dude!
What is happening?
Jesus Christ, man!
What is she doing, dude?
Dude!
Press the lever!
Hello?
Go?
Go!
This game is shit!
Why do I even run this game?
Like, why?
What?
That was the worst cabin RNG I've ever seen.
Like why does nobody ever come in?
Where the fuck are you?
I've got to go out here.
I've got to go out here, man.
I've got to see what the fuck is happening where no enemies can come in the fucking
house.
Can somebody tell me?
Was I fucking late?
Where are you?
Please.
PLEASE!
GOD this game fucking sucks! Holy shit!
With this drive, it's just like randomly she just won't come through
and then whenever you wanna go through they just
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MAN!
Like, I sit there and I wait and I wait and I wait and I'm still waiting
and I'm waiting and I'm waiting more and I'm still waiting
and then out of stock you go through the fucking door and I get pushed!
Are you kidding me?
why did this model ship! I know this is a chicannid! why did this model ship like that, what?
I'm back
That's out
One more echo!
Cal!
Cal, please!
You know what?
This is my one chance for an insane backup,
but I'm just gonna go out.
No!
Alright.
Hope you all enjoyed the salt.
Is there any... there's just one thing I want to... test.
I don't know if I have a save file, though.
I don't know. Maybe we'll just try another run.
Okay, wait. It might be this one. Hold on.
Is this at the start of Raccoon City?
All right, I got this fucking zombie.
Yeah, I'm just gonna shoot this fucking idiot.
This line is not worth taking.
I try another run in a sec.
I just want to practice.
I just want to test this part with like the little spiders.
Yeah, I'll check it after this secret.
I never remember you got to turn around there dude
of
the
I'm I'm trying to figure out I want to figure out which spiders I need to shoot
here not even bringing it up I'm just saying I don't want to use it they're
Okay, it's that one on the left.
of
the
What if I just look up?
I mean, that's still okay, it's not...
Great.
Do I want to save the grenade for?
Well, there's...
Okay, so like the thing is with the current strats chat,
chat if you use a grenade here then you have to pick up another grenade that loses you five seconds.
So...
Seems good.
Honestly, this is faster than throwing the fucking nade here anyways.
The nade animation takes so long.
All right, four seconds and two hours, it's okay.
Well, if you lose four seconds on every single split throughout the run, your run is going
to be three minutes slower by the end.
So yes, every second matters.
I'm doing this one more time.
This seems good.
of
It's not throwing the grenade too fast here.
Yeah.
I got a squirt, I got the shells, I got the shells, I got the shells, I got the shells,
You can't move past the walls.
It's like a distortion.
I don't know if the barrel does more damage if you throw it.
i think it does
I didn't see that in other... I don't know if that's not true.
Positioning there wasn't good.
That's why I want to practice this for a little bit.
And it saves so much time if he goes through this wall, it's like...
I don't know if it's RNG, I think it might be a timing thing.
That's perfect.
If you get the positioning perfect, you just kill him before he even moves.
of
the
Gotta look at the overlay, yeah.
Man, just shoot the weak spot in the first eight bullets. No, I don't think so.
I mean, you could try to shoot his weak spot on the way down, but does it make a save after?
It's just not...
I
Can I angle the climb up here
seems like it
alright well
i think
we could uh... probably try another run now
Oh wait, let me check Seeker's video.
Okay, you know, I was wondering if this zombie I've been avoiding that zombie, but I was meaning to test
Let's see
yeah I don't this this strat is very scary especially if you're doing the full
game because if you mess this shit up yeah like you can skip waiting for him
but I don't know I feel like it's so easy to so easy to die when you try this
Oh, um, uh, coming.
Eve, this is about the report you asked for yesterday. It...
Why do people care about the intro so much?
I mean, I don't think people care that much.
It should be around here.
of
I'm going to be here.
of
All earth set for it down
What's going on?
I can't find her.
門, wait.
Grace, I wanna keep her from down there.
Come on.
Grace.
No, I got the slow down.
Back when I played CS, what was my peak rank?
I think it was like LEM or like DMG.
G I can't remember which this one of the two
No!
Get away!
Get away from me!
Oh, no!
Shit!
Stay away!
Ah!
Run!
I'm actually lost on there. I guess it's because this I think it was the slowdown animation
on the girl with the mom
let's see if we can go to the last
Get room to block down, can't it?
What? Is it something to do with her?
Yeah.
He's the one for all the excitement.
God, run back right now!
You shit!
Let's make this quick.
Holy shi- that zombie.
The zombie was going crazy.
What's up, Jen?
Oh
of
you have you have to grab the
you have to grab the lighter
I'm like, I still have to like think about what I'm doing in the menu.
All the stuff by the tack, quit the shit.
of
I don't even know how I lost time, to be honest.
I really don't know how I lost that time there.
I feel like sometimes the split for the chainsaw does not fire at the same time.
Like I swear it went off like way earlier before in my last run.
wrong though.
I don't think I actually lost four seconds there.
I'm pretty sure it was in the auto splitter meme is why I lost that time there, but we'll
see. It's split fine. I don't think it did, Rumi. There's no way I lost four seconds there.
And dude, in my last run, in my last run, I did that section way worse. I refuse to
to believe it's there's no way I lost four seconds there on menuing I don't think the
The menuing was that bad though, maybe it was.
Oh, there might be inconsistency with when the text appears, Rumi.
No!
Yeah, I saw it, Seeker. I don't know if I'm going to do it though, it seems kind of sketch.
That was kind of a bad shot, but it's okay. Yeah, I'll pick up the wrench on the way
back this time so I don't get memed. I'll try to do that.
I was doing no intro, I think I would be more inclined to go for that strat.
I'm dead.
Never mind.
You fucking belly blasted so fast there that scared me.
Yeah, you can avoid that stagger.
Bro, he's not, Chunk's not fucking dead, bro, I don't understand, did I not throw far enough?
Why is it not dead?
Maybe I don't know how it sucks.
I'm not actually behind here, it's just because I didn't grab the wrench, you know.
You need a fucking friend.
Oh.
I'm sorry.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, okay.
time loss is because I did things in a slightly different order here it should fix itself on
the heart.
Or not.
So annoying dude
So annoying that if you don't get hit you have to throw away to heal with this route
is what you're all doing.
Now the wrench is in a different spot.
Yola without the Med Injector.
Yeah, it's not worth it though. It's like
As if
It's so stupid
nice and probably dead now because I fucking crit her in the leg
poor
and now I have no heal because I threw away my injector
very fun route
this game is fucking bullshit
It's just so ass bro.
Yeah, I'm despair because I just thought I'm losing like 30 seconds here now because
of this whole shit.
if
This game I forgot chunks not fucking dead
Honestly when chunk didn't die probably should just reset dude this fucking route kind of blows like the shit is so annoying
Like you just get punished for fucking playing well
It's so ass I hate it
like it would be fine if the game just let you use a heal if you're missing
like if you could just mute if you could use a heal even if you're full HP then
it would be fine but it's just it's so annoying like I I do the corrosive room
without getting hit I avoid the zombie on the fucking gate without getting hit
and then I just lose three seconds because I have to go into my inventory
and throw the fucking shit away and it's so slow.
I guess there's just nothing you can do about it, though.
Use the injector on the zombie at the gate.
Yeah, but.
Getting hit with.
Getting hit by the zombie there is slow.
Don't pick up the heel, but the thing is, you need the heel on the off.
Like it's not worth not picking up the heel because if you skip that heel, well, first off, your entire inventory is going to get changed.
And secondly, if you do get hit, which sometimes it happens, it's not 100% consistent to avoid getting hit, but
If you did, like if you need it, if you if you get hit.
I guess you just have to deal with that.
Used heal at full health by mistake.
No, you didn't.
We can't pick up the lock pick in the wrench room.
We don't have space.
I didn't chunk die this time.
I think I just didn't throw the bottle in like the perfect spot.
I think it needs to be like directly in the doorway.
Like if it's too far, it doesn't work.
If it's too close, it doesn't work.
I mean, I don't think the issue is waiting. I think just if you throw the bottle too close,
he just misses Chunk with his attacks. They'll fix the loud zombies so he doesn't do as much
damage to Chunk. Maybe. I don't know though. Like it's intended that you're able to use
zombies to kill other zombies. Yeah, maybe he's not supposed to do that much damage necessarily.
I mean, I could put the first quartz on the door.
I guess, but it's kind of slow.
I think the loud zombie aggroed when I was running, I mean I uncrouched at the same spot
I always do. But maybe you're right.
Yeah we used the RPG on the final fight.
you
Listen to you. Well, yeah, I know but like I I did it the same way I always do it
But yeah, I mean, maybe it maybe I uncratch too early or maybe I didn't throw the bottle in the right spot. I don't really know
You love watching a pause screen. Thanks, man
I have a save file like a good save file here anywhere
here.
What is the save file?
Wait, okay, guard office.
What is the location where chunk is?
I don't know if I have a save.
It actually happened in this run,
and I almost died because the Insta charged me.
Hey, Anodia, thank you for the subman.
Nurses station.
or I might just redo this segment.
Wanted to I'm gonna test this a little bit shot because I don't want to lose my run
to this shit again.
I mean, we're gonna reset, I'm just testing.
I
I'm not sure if it's better to go to the right side or left when you're under this room.
Probably like exactly the same speed, I guess.
I hate this place.
What if I can't get out?
Here, how do people normally get...
Oh, sorry about this.
Yeah, trying to YOLO this is, I don't know, like you can do this shot so fast, but it's
so...
It's just, it's so risky if you try to go for like the super quick shot here.
I think this is best just to hold off and just play it safe and wait for the... wait
for the right angle because if you if you mess up that shot it's can be jover
pretty quickly you know what I actually want to test something apparently there
was a line where you can get past chunk here even
even on 120 I have no idea how it works though
Here I can show you guys, one sec.
I'm going to find the
somebody posted in the speedrun discord. I don't know where it is though.
Yeah.
Damn it.
and
I was posted in the discord. I can't find it anymore though. I want to try it. Oh god damn it
I was trying to check my browser history.
Somebody deleted, I don't know.
You know what I'm talking about, Zeke?
Somebody managed to not get blocked by Chunk when you pick up the level one band.
But I can't, I don't, I can't fucking find the clip.
And he wasn't on 30 FPS.
He was on 120.
No, he was on, no, it wasn't 30.
I can't find the clip though, bro.
I was posted in the speed room discord.
Where is it?
Oh!
Fuck.
I don't know. I don't think I'm ever going to find it again. Maybe the guy deleted his
of odd or something. Yeah, so like when you pick up this item here, Chad, when you pick
up this item here, right, chunk blocks you with his legs, you can skip getting blocked
here, even on 120 FPS, but I don't, you have the clip, wait, can you link it? And it's on 120?
I don't know, there was this guy who posted, he's like, I managed to skip the chunk block on 120 FPS,
but I was only able to do it one time ever.
Instapast chunk, here we go, thanks student.
Why is his door open?
I don't know.
this isn't I don't know maybe his auto-save is cooked or something like
of
the
nation in the first three
and then
the
Is he using Framegen?
Maybe?
I don't know, he's at 144 FPS.
Maybe the door actually needs to be open already.
if it was the FPS? Well, Framegen if anything would make it harder. Well, if he's actually
on 60 FPS, and he's like, if he's on like 72 FPS, and it's like 2x Framegen into 144,
Wouldn't it say...
I mean, I don't...
Unsteam it says if it's Framegen. Okay. Well, yeah, I don't know. I don't know how he fucking did this.
So weird.
How did he open the door as well, like?
The guy said he never replicated it, yeah.
Like why does the door open here?
Cuz like look the door is like already open
Not holding a weapon yeah, I don't know
What the fuck
I guess I need to look more to the right.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if this is...
Maybe I kind of feel like his save file, like there's some auto-save memes going on here. It just doesn't...
it just it feels like his chunk wasn't like his chunk was doing
like his chunk is like bugged here or something
Unless...
I don't know, man.
I just feel like his chunk is like somehow not positioned the same way here
Okay, hold on, let's pay attention. His left, his foot is like in line with this door frame.
Is that, like, let's see if he, let's see if it's the same here for us.
You like, look, look at the positioning here.
Yes, it's like something is...
...a sack.
I wonder if...
I wonder, it's like, how did this work?
But I wonder, it's like how did his how did the fucking door open, dude?
Like, maybe just that maybe his because he was on one forty four,
somehow it altered chunks, just like spawn position.
No, this doesn't save that much time.
Just somehow he got chunk and spawn.
like
Well the run is going to be capped at 120 FPS
I wonder if it's possible to have him like to somehow like phase through him here.
Couldn't replicate it, yeah.
I don't know. I don't know, guys.
Does it matter at the end you have to wait for him? I mean, yeah, this would save a lot
like five seconds if it worked.
Oh.
in this direction this positioning is like completely different
I mean at least I think
well the guy who posted this video said he was not able to rep
Yeah, just some somehow his chunk just spawned weirdly.
There's no weapon equipped, I know.
Yeah, whatever. Okay, let's just move on. I don't know. I have no idea.
Oh, what the fuck does he mean destiny?
Oh
Yeah, so if you, okay, if you move there, you can see the turnaround.
It is weird how...
No, I'm pretty sure that would have worked.
I just...
Yeah, you trigger him with one step.
I'm just trying to see how this works.
of
Each gear.
I
I want your real passion over it seems your skills
It's like audio for the week
of
the
He's like swinging there, but it's just not...
It just didn't kill him. Like...
I guess I need to throw it more to the left, maybe.
Yeah, but the left.
Okay.
What the fuck does he mean, Destiny?
I wonder how you avoid this stagger green mine works for you.
There.
That's the thin green line now.
Do you mean the thicker one?
You don't want to go this way, I just...well actually wait, maybe you...I want to avoid
this stagger but
Yeah, okay, I gotta go to the right, I think
What the fuck does he mean destiny?
Not tight.
Yeah, I moved too early.
i think you do have to wait until you go past the pillar
you can throw the bottle from what?
Yeah, but the thing is whenever I aggro him, whenever I go outside of the door, he fucking
grabs me, and then I die.
I
Can try but what the fuck does he mean destiny?
What the fuck does he mean, destiny?
Where do you get the second bottle from?
The intro.
What the fuck does he mean, Destin?
I mean, whatever dude, the Stagger is only like a second loss, it's probably not that
I have an idea actually I don't know if this is going to work.
What the fuck does he mean destiny?
of
the
of
the
if you go out too early he just I wanted to try to bait his slam more to the side but
I go out too early, he just fucking grabs me.
I mean, there's no point in doing it like that anyway.
This is just no point.
It would save a second?
No it wouldn't because I'm crouching earlier and losing more time, so no it actually doesn't
save any time maybe I maybe you could somehow skip this title like a quick turn
animation, not sure. It's not more consistent.
and
all right and you know I feel like we've
was that save time which
we check see her I need to get some food show I'm fucking starving
I'm actually so angry I'm feeling kind of low on energy here because I'm so
I don't think this is what his AI would normally be like in a run, seeker, because in a normal
run he'll turn towards you before you get that close to him. Practicing the zombie is horrible.
Funny enough though, I actually managed to get an autosave where that zombie's position and AI
was correct
i don't know how but like
i made an autosave
i made an autosave like right
he was like right here
and for some reason the chef
or the
for what is going on
where's the fucking zombie here
uh... anyways this guy
was like standing here
in this spot for some reason
and the zombie was actually in the correct position
he was like, yeah, this is not what he's supposed to be like
it was very strange
it's possible to skip the chef, yeah, I saw it when it looks horrible though
not going to lie.
You have a video where you pass faster
through the door behind chunk,
but what's your FPS?
You're not going to 30 FPS, right?
If you're not going to 30 FPS, I'll take a look.
Yeah, are you on Insanity as well?
True.
Oh, I really need to get somebody to eat, I honestly should have ordered food when I
started my practice, I'm like, I don't really want to do another run yet until I eat.
I'm so hungry right now.
you
No, I want to try another run, but I really need to eat before I try like these runs take
fucking two hours, man. I'm gonna be like dying mid run of hunger that the guys say
The guy in chat say, respond to my question, 75 FPS.
I mean, I don't even know how you would go to 75 FPS.
I'm waiting for permission. No. I just ordered something to eat. So lock with Reva tuner.
I don't think Riva tuner is going to be allowed for this game.
Because if it was, you would.
Yeah, I don't I don't know.
You know, I'm actually curious, though.
I wonder what not that I want to do this in a run,
but I wonder what like super low FPS does in this game.
Because it breaks a lot of fucking games when you go super low FPS.
Does make me wonder.
Like, I mean, I don't really like super low FPS strats, but I mean, if it allowed you to skip like a huge section, that would be cool.
Have you seen item pickups at 30? What is it? Just like terrible? Or what do you mean?
They take like two seconds. Yeah, the inputs are so bad.
I just I just don't think on the high FPS this is gonna work. It looks good, but I
Just feel like when you are pushing against this wall, you're not as close on the high FPS. I
can try it though, but
And I'm just sitting here waiting for my food anyways
Yeah, see it's just like look at how far, like the issue is look at how like you can
get closer.
Look at how far away I am from- I'm so far away here.
Looks far your FIV is higher- no, it is further.
Or maybe that- I don't know man.
some there's some bullshit going on with this like I
to like the the thing the thing is there there's something there's like some
weird there's some weird issue with trunk spawning because like right here
right here
at this part, right?
He gets pushed, chunk pushes him forwards.
Normally he would push you back.
Like he just, I swear this is happening because the chunk positioning is just like fucked.
And I don't know what causes chunks positioning to be messed up like this.
a model quality. What if it is like a graphic setting tomorrow?
The
boxes are not the same as models, bro.
You'd be surprised.
There is some really, really, really weird shit in speed runs.
Like for example, in OnlyUp, if your shadows are on medium,
the dragon just behaves completely different.
in re seven turning down particles makes the fat molded dot vomit. I didn't know that solid.
interesting wait appearance appearance and movement wait I think it's cope but
But, cloth physics? Yeah, probably.
I opened the door, though.
Also on 60.
This is so weird, man.
the
well on thirty fps this works
doesn't feel any different from looking at you yeah i think you're right
maybe
i don't know
Game's fucking weird, man.
Wait, I just realized I have fucking V-Sync on.
Perfect.
Well, I don't think picking up the wristband does anything.
I feel sick the base of a V actually makes me sick it is so zoomed in feels like I'm
I'm looking through a telescope or something.
of
I don't know guys, I don't know. I'm just waiting for my food so whatever we're just
I'm not swayed, maybe.
What if there's a way to somehow get inside him, were you?
This fucking bastard.
That's just you just can't get far enough before he...
Yeah, I don't know whatever dude this shit. This shit is stupid. I don't know. My food's
here. I'm gonna grab it. I'll be right back.
you
All right, food has been acquired, chat.
I guess we'll turn the souls the resident evil salt again for a little bit.
I'm going to eat. I'm really hungry.
Yeah, we're gonna try another run after I eat
Oh my god
What do you mean?
We cop good!
She just threw me down twice!
No, don't say redness. Do not put that in the air.
You stop that.
Okay, that's really cool.
This might be an issue.
Okay, I'm dead.
Dude!
well that more I'm already what the fuck
fucking stop chicken what's what's going on
Dude, why is he going? He's going everything!
What the fuck is this?
Dude! What is going on?
Oh no. No. No! Dude!
Bro, I can't...
Oh, let me turn off the splits.
Yo, Psycho, thank you so much for the raid.
Sorry, a bit of a bad timing.
I'm eating some food right now, so we are watching, uh, like, salt compilation from
Resident Evil.
Yeah, thank you so much for the raid.
We're gonna be doing some more runs in a little bit.
I just...
I need some food in me.
Yeah, thank you so much for the red nun.
Did you play through um, did you play through RE9, Seco?
I assume you did but I don't know if you're a big army fan.
You may consider to run it too.
Oh nice.
Yeah, it's turning out to be a pretty cool run.
some kind of sleeper sections but...
Honestly, when I first started doing runs of this game I really didn't like it but it's
kind of growing on me a little bit.
What?!
What was this doing on me?!
What?!
What was this doing on me?!
Explosive just instantly explode.
Resonable 4 remake was such a good run, man.
Yeah, first, yeah, I was definitely looking at the barrel.
Oh my god.
What the fuck? He was doing the Joel right there.
I
Goodbye
Oh come on, great!
Oh, what is that?
What is that?
And you're gonna grab me after?
Dude!
Dude, get off of me!
Get off dude!
I love you!
Dude, asshole dude!
I like how his way is so triggered and he's fucking 8 and a half hours in.
Yeah.
He's not giving us any, he's doing it on a run.
I just thought what is going on?
Fuck me man!
Quick turn!
I hate that my little stupid fingers can't reach one through four.
Imagine being this guy. Imagine being this guy. You are 90 fucking years old and you've
just taken my whole aspernaid and a whole fucking clip. Like imagine, dude, like Jesus
fucking Christ that dude's older than time itself when he's supposed to give a shit.
Yeah, fuck me up, man. Just, just fuck me up.
I actually blocked the fork!
You...
What?!
This is bullshit, man!
This is ever a holocaust.
oh man these salt videos are so good this this this can't be man this can't
be not like this not like this mean well
I could have been getting late right now instead of the fucking key of playing this shit
All right, no memes
I have never ever not only have I never blown up there, but I've never even seen the dynamite guy there
Oh my
this game is so shit bro it's just it's just RNG man it's just it's just all
RNG at this point
no way there's no way I can die at this fall right there's no way okay okay
that's what I thought
What the fuck is going on?
Dude, like what the fuck?
Man, can't I catch a fucking break with these fucking guys?
Like Jesus.
What?
What is this?
What? What is this?
Bomb boy just climbed through the bones. What the fuck?
Fuck you, dude. Fuck you.
Nice! Ah, I love this game! Yeah, dude, let's go! Whoo! Yeah! Here you go!
I just, I literally feel like every day I stream I'm just in Groundhog's Day.
Say something, explain it for a minute. Two seconds later, some dude comes in and asks exactly what you just explained.
And it's like okay. Yeah, it's fine. He just shut up you explain it again, and then two minutes later
It's like it happens again again again and before you know it you've explained something 40 fucking times in one day
You feel like you're losing your fucking mind
Fucking wow dude
No, no what?
I think Spicey is the only person who's ever died on the minecart section.
Oh, ID, dude.
Look, I haven't put the splay.
Oh.
What?
All right.
Here we go.
This is going to be the best dynamite
value you guys have ever seen.
I think spicy is the only one who died to the boulder
and now the ring as well that fucking bolder death with this.
Oh, my God, it never ends.
It never ends.
It never fucking ends.
They're sexy.
This is good luck.
I will say, I feel like Resident Evil 4 Remake.
It was just there were so many memes in this fucking game,
like the game just...
this was a fucking hard run man, there was so much bullshit
I feel like RE9 doesn't really have much of that, for the most part
not to say there isn't bullshit but
not on the level of RE4 anyways
Let's stop the fucking Ganado!
And he got launched at me.
Ain't no fucking way, bro.
Alright, I'm almost done eating.
Sorry, chap.
Thank you.
What the fuck happened there?
Oh, nice RNG.
Thank you, ma'am.
What the hell is this?
Dude, I'm gonna just fall right in the fuck...
What is going on?
Wait, what was that?
Oh my God, this game is trash.
That is good.
I just need the fucking...
No!
Fuck!
I
Get old DA zero
Fucking charging from 9,000 miles away
Why
It's just the sanity.
Dude, it's just fucking insanity, man!
Wait, what is this?
What am I actually fucking playing here, dude?
Oh, my God.
I'm sick.
You're so sick, man.
I'm so sick.
I just, I just don't want to reset.
I just don't want to reset yet.
What?
She fucking killed her?
You know what he's going to do?
Are you fucking...
Ashley, you just had to hold it for two more seconds.
Oh excuse me.
How the hell are you fuckers?
Jesus Christ.
I'm still alive.
I'm gonna go wash my hands and then we will try and
two nades, two people died
no
no dude, no fucking way I just did that
there's no way I just fucking did that
there's no
there's no fucking
that just happened
there's no way any of that just happened
there's actually no fucking way
any of that just happened not a shot in hell any of that actually just fucking
happened what what no fucking way dude roll the clip dude roll the clip that
I didn't fucking hit her, man.
Somebody climb, please.
Hello?
Dude.
Fucking climb, man.
What are you guys doing?
Of course she's not fucking dead.
Of course she's a fucking...
Of course, she's a fucking plaga, man.
Oh, I think I'm getting raided, actually.
I am. I am.
Oh, God. I don't think you guys are crap.
This fucking guy.
I'm back.
Holy shit.
I'm re-energized
Let's do it
I
Right
It should be around here
Oh
Where she was just
He was... yes.
Hey, wordah!
What's up, buddy?
Ah, nah.
Oh
Shit
Old
Come on, wait!
Grace, come on, keep moving.
I'm coming!
Grace, hurry.
Keep moving.
Grace, come on.
one
of
No.
Get away! Get away from me!
Ah!
Lushie! Stay away!
Ah!
Oh
Damn
Me? Never.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, fuck the hell, lady!
Gabriel would lock down.
What? He's in some inch-to-inch adventure.
Yeah. He's a little fat for all the excitement.
of
the
of
Hey, Luciano, thank you for the Prime Sub.
Thank you, dude.
I shot there to get some extra money.
Does it give you enough money to upgrade the shotgun at the beginning?
I think it's because of that line I'm taking, I'm just scared she's going to troll me
with the... when she like, spawns around the corner.
Experimental therapies.
Yes. It's all very cutting edge.
The facility keeps a low profile due to the sensitive nature of the research.
Oh, I bet it does.
I don't know if I should have went for that one, but I don't think I should have.
Now I should have went for the first shelves.
Probably not.
That bastard did it again.
I don't think so, do you?
I just hacked into the center's network.
Good, good.
Can you find me the floor planter?
I'll see what I can do.
Well, in the meantime...
First person is better,
because you can just control your character,
like, way easier.
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
I went too early there for a sec, that was kind of scary.
the best dodge but I mean we didn't get grabbed so that's the important thing.
There's no piano point on this difficulty.
Hey, Crodden.
and
yeah it does annoy me how they set up new game in this
so scuff
I'm not open the lock area.
I'll catch you nuts.
I'm gonna lay some time on the cross of now because of that, but it's okay.
I'm lucky.
I've got the insta slam.
It doesn't mean destiny.
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if
I
I'm gonna kill you!
Why is this moving?
Give me a fucking breath!
Oh fuck!
I
Got it pans me have enough throw that away
I need to look more to the right on that interaction
Hmm.
Of course it gets up.
of
this must be it
of
I'm raising to be pick up that herb
no weird you pick up that herb then oh god I don't know what to do is it gonna
turn around I don't know I guess I should have just fucking face tanked I don't know
never had that guy standing there I lost a lot of time there because I hesitated I just I don't know
So fucking so bullshit, bro, I guess it's just some lucky
I got almost fucked that one up
I thought that thing was dead.
Alright, well at least the run didn't die to that zombie.
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death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Okay, I think something's not good.
Come on, let me through.
You thought I was dead there? I thought I was fucking dead there.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
before the reload finished completely
what a fucking shame
Oh my god, actually this is fun, this is fun.
Every single one.
This game is so asperal, the fucking pear dude!
No, don't fucking...
Oh my god, this guy.
Cool.
Cool game dude, I love sitting in a 10 second long animation.
Why is this strap like this? I don't know man. I guess I need to kill the axe guy a bit later.
later
a lot of shit
I guess this angle is a hospital.
That's too effective.
I wasn't sure if I was going to be in the first slot or not.
I'm going to go through this on the way back when she spawns.
Oh, really?
Sounds useful.
You have a consistent line from your bottle of workflow. If you're making the save, very well.
yeah, the reason we're making us save there is because this girls AI will not function
properly. If we don't, they'll fucking destroy us on this other part coming up.
The smell.
Oh, fuck.
This thing, normally that guy is not there.
Oh wait, no, no, no, he is.
Never mind, I'm thinking about this one.
the
right
I speak up to the cycle
There is like a body bag skip you can do on 30 FPS though, which I saw posted in the
discord.
I don't know if that's worth doing, it might be.
I think the body bag skip lets you avoid pulling the lever, dang.
Stop that, you little...
Stop, finally stopped.
Thank God.
I'm gonna get out of this place.
Oh
of
I
Just bring it down.
Oh, my God!
No!
Oh, thanks!
How are you hurt?
I'm okay.
If you didn't do anything now, we just, we have a ton of pistol ammo. It doesn't really matter.
I just triggered this one up.
Hey, I'm with you, do you maybe want to leave with me?
us. It's not safe here. I don't remember where the block is here. Just down right, okay.
Okay. Finally we made it. We did it. Emily, are you alright?
the girl's hand used for the final puzzle.
Well, this has been a good start apart from that one.
If it wasn't for that one zombie that trolled me, this would be really, really good.
I don't really feel like we had any mistakes like other than that.
So far.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, that's true, Leon's fight was really bad.
It all happened, all of that happened because the stupid throwing weapon didn't hit the,
hit the fucking chair. It like, barely touches the chair. It's the same thing
fucking happened in my previous run. I think I just need to be more c- maybe I
need to like wait to kill the axe guy a tiny bit longer.
Oh yeah, the locker didn't open. That's true. Well that was- that was my fault.
I just didn't get close enough.
of
That's the turnstrap.
I never remember if I'm...
What direction are you going?
Why is she... it's so jank when you try to go through that little pathway.
Like she just stops.
You crouch cancel
Third person is better there because you move faster.
Don't bite my feet please.
Thank you.
Apparently if you aim down sights, it also prevents her from falling over, so somebody was telling me it seems like it works.
of
the
death of
the
death of
I didn't want to reload, but it should be fine.
I don't think the rifle ammo is that tight anyways.
Stay with me.
this is not good
I don't really want to last
he's not
oh my god
Who's this guy?
Well, all because one of my grenades just didn't go, like, it got blocked by the fucking
guy's legs somehow.
Honestly, it probably would have been faster to fucking redo the entire room.
So that sucks.
He's gotta be a way to get to the surface.
Sometimes he is... I don't know.
I tried going left, so I wouldn't throw it at his leg, and I really thought it was...
Like, I'm kind of shocked that he blocked it with his leg there.
I just couldn't... I couldn't get the grenade in the right spot.
And now I have to pick up an extra grenade.
I had to pick up an extra grenade because I had to use an extra one there.
Oh well, still PB pace.
It's my only chance.
Oh, because she was in the room here, she shouldn't show up now, right?
That is really nice, I will say.
Probably is worth just...
waiting for her to come out there
Power has been successfully destroyed.
The shop match. We need to hurry.
We're getting out of here! Get out of here! Watch out! Come on! Open!
Oh, finally!
I think I need to get rid of the restart power splut, I need to delete that one.
All right, so what do we need to do?
Buy ammo, buy the gal, upgrade the shotgun damage and the ammo cap on the rifle.
I feel like I could've just been in the whole city.
Yeah.
Now it's nothing but ashes and memories.
I remembered this time.
you can see that it's actually doing damage
I guess I'm gonna squash you.
How did you... I don't know. I don't know if I have control of this.
I'm not scared of me that he went that way.
five minutes save. It's just because the timer, uh, just the splits are messed up compared
to the last one? Or rather they're fixed?
Honestly, I feel like we should just upgrade ammo capacity on the shotgun here.
I think I should have.
Is your shotguns going to be out of ammo anyways?
Yeah, that's what I did last run so I just...
I got killed here in my last room by the way.
What? That's impossible. They should have all been wiped out by the missile.
Yeah, they should. There should be a part for the detonator somewhere around here.
Sherry, I found the distributor. Two more parts and I can gerry-rig the detonator for that gate.
Great. Can you see any more from your position?
You know, the BSA A-Cham, that should have the signal receiver.
Relay's over there, huh?
Why don't you be a phone troll?
Got the location for our pilots.
You wanna collect them?
Okay. I'll be in to the BSA at any time.
Oh my god, where am I going?
Oh, I thought I was at a different spot than I was.
Oh rip saving time here
I think the splits are fucked up again.
Somehow they didn't grab me.
That's crazy.
yes
I have a battery involved, I'm in the wrong order
oh, do I?
maybe you're right
I'm going to grab the extra grenade in front of the gas station.
of
And I gotta grab this nade here.
This is the one that I want to skip because it's kind of slow to grab.
And I really should have upgraded my shotgun ammo cap already, this kind of sucks that
I
Let me guess you must be the town lumberjack
the problem is if I have the fucking overlay on my FPS is terrible
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death
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death
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death
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death
of
death
of
death
of
one of the parts should be just up here.
I'm not concerned about my shotgun ammo, I'm not gonna lie.
of
the
I don't know that mortar shot so late. I'm gonna try to go earlier
Really? I'm probably going to get shot now.
At least I didn't get shot that much.
I
Gotta wait now
Otherwise that mortar is gonna fucking destroy me
I always forget you have to unlock the store
Oops
hold on, I don't really want to do this, but...
I need to like...
I don't know, this is so scuffed man, I'm just, I don't actually think I'm going to have
enough shotgun ammo for this round chat.
I think we're fucking cooked because I didn't fucking refill the ammo before.
I can use that.
Because the thing is I don't really need to use shotgun ammo in the part coming up.
So even if I buy the next ammo capacity upgrade, it's not really gonna give me a shit.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Oops.
Okay, let's find those dead-end woods.
Pick up the relay.
Great job. Now to get through that gate.
Yeah. Just gotta figure out how to get down from here first.
I don't know. We'll see, I guess.
Like, you need enough ammo for the fight, and I just...
I'm just not gonna have enough.
I mean, maybe it'll be fine because our shot on ammo might be so low
like after the misdirect because
so we have 27 shots right now
I'm gonna buy the ammo cap so I'll be at 30 and then I can buy 6
so I think I'm gonna have 36
actually I think I can make another 3 as well
or did I already make the 3? I don't even know
so
you should have barely enough
of
and
you know I was wondering if the blister had dropped down that's okay
I was close
It's 15 miles to this...
Alright, we should make it there in no time.
There's a few funnels.
This stage keeps getting better and better.
so much for the director
I think he's going so slow, Leon, or fucking speed up.
I
Don't give up
of
the
of
the
of
if this like 15 minute section didn't exist this run would be actually so much fun
I mean it is still a fun run don't get me wrong it's just man this part of the
The run is so bad.
bad. Or like, I mean it is bad, but I would much rather do it compared to this.
At least, Benevito House has a skip. It actually has like two skips or like techs.
And there's like puzzles that you're doing.
Oh
of
I
Locked in, I'm actually like falling asleep.
Oh
No!
What am I doing?
Oh.
Please just be a factory.
Oh, man this part just makes me so sad dude, god.
Uuughhhhhh
Sounds good, Salad.
Nice, I got stuck between the wall and the fucking fire truck.
I mean, coming up with new strats is practicing sound in a way.
Right
Zero bag that sounds awful
I mean, maybe it's fine. It's just a matter of routing, I guess.
Probably just have to use...
Imagine you just have to use the...
Um...
Games are gone so well.
That sounds perfect for me because I never fucking get hit.
And then I never fucking get hit and then I have to throw my stupid heel away
And I lose like three seconds throwing it away
And obviously not never but like
Most runs I don't I don't give hit at all
It doesn't change.
Dude, what the fuck, man?
Why is he not staggered?
Like, he should be staggered right now, and he's just not.
I shot him in the fucking chest, like, so much.
I'm pretty sure he was, like, fucking one head away from that.
Ugh.
I tried the carry man.
What the fuck is going on?
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death
of
death
of
death
of
god what's going on man
of
I don't know I don't know why he didn't fucking walk towards the car
get this game man
I thought I figured out this meme, but I guess not.
I think we might be okay on ammo. The thing is, like...
Yeah, the bear charm changes the optimal damage range.
It's just there's like...
there's an AI pattern that just makes this fight completely free and if you
don't get that AI pattern it just goes to fucking shit because it's really hard
to maintain the optimal range and he breaks your fucking hatchet in like two
hits
of
Oh, why?
What is with this plan?
I guess it's not...
I've one shot him there before, but I don't know what causes it.
Because like sometimes the game just screws you over there
Yeah, maybe I should just use the shotgun there. I don't know I've killed it in one shot with the rifle, but
Not sure how maybe I credit
of
I'm perfectly safe, I think.
That's some GMO. What about shotgun ammo, dude?
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death
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death
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death
of
death
of
death
of
That RNG I think.
I also have no heals.
I think I have one heal.
That's okay, we're still on PB pace.
Sub 2 pace as well, I think.
Could be a lot better.
I did this, I did this crafting before but then I died so I had to do it again.
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I don't even know if I need it. We actually are fine on shotgun ammo. I don't know if
I needed to buy shoddy ammo there or not, but it's fine.
Hmm.
Here at Ark, your missions will be constantly monitored.
Do not leave the designated areas without authorization.
the
the strut dude, ugh, my god
he realized that it's such a big player
he's not dead, oh cool
oh my god this game is fucking so stupid dude
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
And he's not dead cool. I guess my run just dies here. I don't know fuck me I guess
I don't understand dude
So stupid.
This guy is one tough bastard.
This, I don't understand why he just isn't dying.
it would have been okay if the first time I mean it took me like four tries or
or whatever for the first one, but...
He would still die after one or two more hits, while he's gonna do a scripted cutscene that
loses like 20 seconds, and then I'm gonna have to parry him twice, so if he ends up
a 1700 HP I basically just lose 30 seconds guaranteed
All right, I'm not dead yet.
Be careful
Need to get going too
I am holding W Sam
Hopefully the zombie doesn't grab us.
If he does, there's a heal we can grab, so I guess it's fine.
We've got a side grab.
Ugh.
Containment breach. System lost. Surveillance.
Failure. Detected.
Oh, my God.
Ugh.
Oh, shit. You gotta be kidding me.
This must be the room.
I'll take out as many of you fuckers as I can.
I'm dead.
Oh my god.
Oh, my shot went through.
I'm missing, I guess.
This must be the new one.
They were just so spread apart for some reason
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death
of
death
I forgot you have to... it's weird because you can like bind a cancel button, but it
It doesn't work for life.
Holy shit, I love these fucking tongue-y animations.
Oh, I need to hurry.
This is finally my chance to do something.
of
the
Hopefully this fight goes all right
Why does it do that
I don't know why that save thing pops up there, but it's losing me fucking time kind of sucks
That fish
It's funny because I press the heel button
Very nice.
Oh, not bad considering all the mistakes you made.
Yeah, Trippy, thank you so much for the 20 gift.
Thank you, man.
150 possible?
No, not with the intro.
150 possible? No, not with the intro.
Honestly, with the intro, good run is probably like
154, 153 maybe.
I mean, we... I'm trying to remember all the places we lost time.
Let's see, we lost 10 seconds up the start. I think we lost like 45 seconds because of the mortar section.
we lost probably 45 seconds on hunk maybe even a minute I think we lost a
minute on mr. x he lost probably like 45 seconds on the Leon liquor section we
messed up with the shotgun as well
Yeah, I don't know what's going on on that hunk fight it's so annoying
I
Got the new record, I mean for full game. Yeah, I guess I mean people have done much better runs than this though
I can't believe I did her election to work.
I'm sorry.
I can't do that idea where I'll actually have worked.
Feel better than I have in ages.
Oh, thank God.
I'm glad you're okay.
You got a dose with your name on it.
We'll be back in action in no time.
Thank you, Leon.
I've been a lot smoother if Chris hadn't been so late to the party.
How are the other runs better? Well, I mean...
Where is Chris anyway?
No idea. I'm sure I'll run into him at something.
Yeah, I'll call you back.
It's over then.
Yeah. Well, this really was our last hope.
I mean people people have done runs of no intro that are sub 150 so like the current no intro
time is basically like a 154 if it was like full game she could still be alive roughly
like 154 10 or 154 20 something like that so I mean we have so much time we could save
getting a full run without any like massive memes is kind of a pain though
I don't know why mr. X just just decided to not give me the RNG that he's
supposed to do it's I mean it must be something I'm doing like my positioning
or I don't really know I gotta I gotta practice the mr. X fight war Salad also
said he made some like new, he made some new discoveries on the basement section, so.
I have good RNG with the last boss RPG.
You can make him drop the RPG consistently. It's not really... it's not really RNG.
I mean, no intro runs are completely valid, chat.
I think it's, I mean, I think Doe and Tre was kind of stupid considering the game just came out, but people can do whatever they want.
I think no intro saves like 6 minutes and 40 seconds roughly.
thank you for the gift
some
what a shame section yeah just somehow somehow when I kill the axe zombie he
puts the axe in the perfect spot where I can't fucking get I can't throw it at the guy that's
standing up it's so stupid yeah I think I lost like 20 seconds in the what a shame section
I can't
Was really stupid
I
Honestly, at least we still have a lot of time to save.
Once the run gets to like, like once I actually get a really clean run without any deaths,
this run is gonna get so toxic.
Like.
No, I mean it was an okay run. I'm like I'm happy with that but could have been a lot
better. Like if I actually get a deathless run I mean it's gonna be like a 154. You know
as long as like you can still have a deathless run but it could still be slow if you like
Fuck up a lot of sections, but not die, but...
Yeah, we had so many deaths in that room.
Crazy.
Oh, yeah, we messed up the chapel fight as well.
That was like terrible.
about that nice summer but I don't know what is wrong with my summer best some
one of the splits is like so live split is this glitch for one of the splits like
bugs out and is not like hold on I can I think I can find it a lot of the time
time you'll have a split, you'll have a split where the time actually goes like the next
Split goes socket wrench.
Oh yeah, see right here, it goes Emily,
it goes from 38 minutes to 33 on that elevator.
Oh, here we go, that apartment key is bugged as well.
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I just want to figure out what else is messed up, I'm going to go through this painstaking
Wait hold on
Hey, maybe my sum of best is fixed now.
I don't know. I think there might be one more split though.
Uh, me on the protocol. Actions in.
The remaining BSAA forces have been neutralized, retrieving the objective before they send
in the wolves.
I'm just making sure all the splits are actually correct here, where I'm almost done orphanage
I'm not sure how much time I lost on the Mr. X fight. No idea. Let's start.
I think that best segment might be messed up.
you
All right, I think my sum of bests is fixed pretty sure 152 is my sum of bests.
Yeah, 158 is my PB.
Yeah.
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Am I doing another run I don't know I'm kind of tired this red is
I don't know, maybe I'll practice.
Apparently Salad posted some new strats in the Discord, so maybe I'll try to practice
those.
Now hold on, let me take a look at these new strats.
I missed 152 now that's just my sum of best.
Honestly dude, I wouldn't be surprised if this run could be like, if it gets really,
really optimized this run is probably gonna be like a 151 I think
there's so much time to be saved in the sniper section too
You think it goes sub-150? Yeah, maybe. I could see it with more strats. Yeah, I definitely
think sub 150 would happen with the intro
Let me take a look at these new strats, because I think Salad posted them in the discord.
Is this actually a strat salad, or is this just...
I did it where did you post it
of
the
Honestly though, is this fat? Is this it? I mean, this isn't even faster though, is it?
Is that what we doorbelly do?
It is. Are you sure?
The thing is, how do you have enough blood for four Hemos?
Grab the ones in Emily defense.
Oh, so what, you suck the blood from the bodies, you mean?
How are you even getting enough scrap at that point?
Why don't you just get the blood here?
Well, because...
I mean, I don't know.
Let's see.
She drops down, and then Salad shoots the body seven seconds later.
Oh, you're scrapping the knife.
Is that worth it though to scrap the knife there?
It seems kind of slow.
She's already walking at you.
Yeah because we shoot her with the pistol.
No.
You don't shoot her with the pistol.
She definitely does not run towards you.
Would still be slower overall.
Yeah, maybe it's he said the waiting room pot wait what pot in the waiting room
In the middle?
Can you shoot it with your pistol?
Getting on the way back from the level 3 card?
No, but at that point you have the level three card sound. You have you need level three to save Emily. No, I
Mean it doesn't matter. It's just
Okay, so now I just wanted to make sure we're on the same page.
Yeah, because at that point when you go to Emily, your inventory is pretty freed up, I think.
So, yeah, that makes sense. You grab that scrap.
But then I guess...
That's grabbing sort of the one next to the plug.
I mean you could still grab the one next to the plug.
But doesn't the knife also have like a pop-up animation because it's a hunting knife?
like different. We have four humos already. Well the problem is, if you're not sucking
the blood here, then it's not gonna work. If you skip sucking this blood, then you're
not going to have enough blood to make what you need. Does that make sense?
What does getting that scrap do for us? It allows us to use the blood in our blood collector
instead of sitting there and waiting with it full, because, like, okay, normally, right,
in the normal route, in the normal route, you craft two Hemos in the Emily defense,
and then you have 80 blood sitting in your collector, if I remember correctly, or 70
blood something like that and then you pick up the scrap in the cell and you make the third
one but then the problem is if you skip this blood here you're not going to be able to
make the fourth Himo which means you're going to get screwed over when you try to Himo
the fourth guy. When you try to humo the guy next to the double plugs, you're not going
to have the blood. You'll have the scrap, but you're not going to have the blood. But
if you pick up the scrap in Care Center and then get the blood during the defense section,
then you have three, and then you also probably have enough blood to just make
the fourth one right away at the cell
is it not sketchy with the blisterhead salad?
Well, well, it's two blood bags plus the bucket, but you can also get blood from the dead zombies
on the ground, I think.
Is there like a big pickup salad, or do you just have to grab a bunch of like 20s?
Yeah, but do you a-
I don't actually quad shot those guys though.
Cause I feel like it's slow.
Or I mean, I don't know. I don't know if I normally kill all four.
I mean, I normally just instantly shoot through the curtain, and I'm pretty sure I kill like
two or three of them, but I don't know if there's enough blood.
I guess, I guess if there isn't enough blood, usually gets all four.
Oh, maybe I'm not shooting correctly.
I could have sworn that one of the, one of the dudes is inside the room if you're super fast.
I feel like you can't kill all four, but maybe I'm wrong.
I guess I'll have to test it.
I feel like there's even a faster way to do this than what you did here.
Alright, I need to see, I need to see something though, cause...
You grab, you grab this at one second.
And then you get through it, it takes you basically 14 seconds.
It takes you 14 seconds from grabbing it to going through the door.
I wanna see how long it took in my run.
We'll have 56.
It seems like it saves four seconds.
I've never said it was a lot.
How bad is this strat, Seld?
I mean, it's no saving in basement.
I don't really feel like making the save there takes that long, and you also save time using
Bat Item Box instead of the one at the Emily part.
I mean it is still, it's time to say, but I don't think it's as much as you think, Salad.
But I guess you don't need to use the bottle here.
Yeah, you can, uh, post it here and...
See you later, Dino.
You don't have a link, wait where did you post it?
In the speedrun discord?
Oh wait, this is with the same though.
or
Oh my god bro twitch is so annoying
Dude, it drives me crazy when I try to scroll up my chat and it just fucking
Doesn't let me scroll up like bro. What is wrong with this fucking chat?
Thank you for the five gifted subs.
Is she not...
Oh, I see you gotta go around.
Yeah, I mean, that looks good.
I guess, like, is that even faster than just using the bottle, though?
I guess it is.
I guess I just figured like you lose a second or two putting in this and then you also
lose a second or two on like the prompts with the forklift but yeah I guess it's a
a tiny bit faster, maybe like a second or two.
You gotta do the for- well no, I mean,
I just mean like when you put the key in the forklift,
you know what I mean?
Because like when you use the bottle,
you just run straight up to the forklift.
Like you have to like veer away from the forklift.
is like
right now you would basically already be putting in the key
and not with the bottle right
and then like that literally the moment after the moment after you use the
forklift key you can also put in the power
but i do think this is probably still faster than using the bottle because
you have to like
crouch and the bottle and the throwing the bottles kind of slow
should still be a little bit faster
hey wolframian thank you for the three months
thank you dude
could the bottle be used for something else no I'm pretty sure we need to get
rid of the bottle because it
feels like it fills up our inventory space
Like we don't want an extra bottle in our inventory. I think it's gonna cause inventory problems
Well, I'm normally using a bottle for the guy on the way back because there's two bottles you can grab in this section
Because I pick I pick up the bottle next to the
the socket wrench, and then where do I get the other bottle from?
Oh, right next to the forklift.
We're just talking about speed strats.
All right, sorry, I'm back.
All right, well, what should we do now?
Kind of want to just practice maybe the new stuff.
I don't know.
Do I have a save file that's like...
Where's this?
Kind of wish I had the auto save here.
I think I have some saves.
Oh, this is perfect.
I know I'm supposed to wait longer, I'm just...
The knowing that you can't get her to drop the fucking thing...
So knowing you can't interrupt that animation at all.
uh
Only works if she is an accordion you yeah probably
the
use me
the
What the f- what the fuck?
I guess I just need to wait longer for her to- it's like there is a- yeah I feel like
there's an Invis wall there, like it should be letting me through, but it's just not.
Is it... do you actually need to shoot the body or...?
I'm just worried that if I try to shoot the body, I'm gonna like hit her fucking hand.
So I hit her hand, and she's going to aggro mine.
I don't care if I run up to her like full speed as well, like...
of
Does that not work?
I think you have to wait for some reason.
like a fun strat? I don't know it's I mean I'm sure I can figure it out but I don't I don't know I don't know why it's happening
why is this so stupid
it's just it's so dumb that it's like clearly fucking
there's clearly space for you to go and the game's just like man
man fuck you
the
room
and Austin thank you for the sub homemade thank you for the two bucks
and I actually don't know
and I know uh...
I need to find a setup for this, because I do not want to lose my run to this bullshit.
Hold on, let me take a look at the timing.
Alright, hold on.
It's so troll that you're like you're there and the games just says no.
maybe strafing into it helps
This is fucking cringe as hell.
This is so stupid bro, like what the fuck, what the fuck dude?
This is so scuffed.
with the bite what do you time what with the bite what do you mean
I don't think the Pistachlad has anything to do with it though.
You don't press F to go through this chat, you just run into it.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on here.
It's just, why is this, why is going through this so buggy? I don't understand.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't understand.
like this is so it's so stupid like bro i'm fucking there
i'm dead center in front of the fucking hole
and just nothing happens
big bro what is going on why doesn't it work
that's how long you can wait bro it's a speedrun i'm not gonna sit there for
fucking ten seconds waiting for the move out of the way
If you don't go right away, it literally saves like no time.
Hey Druski, thank you for the Prime Sub.
I tried to crouch, didn't do anything.
Very cool video.
cool video game. Then I'll send.
I think it has something to do with how she turns, like when she turns towards you, if
she turns at the right angle, then I think the reason you can't go through is because
she's too close to the the hole like if if her hitbox is too close to you it
just doesn't let you through so I guess there's some position or like set up
where where she turns towards you but the hitbox is aligned in a way where
she's not blocking it we need to find like a like we need to find like a
setup or something.
This is actually so fucking dumb, bro.
God, this is so stupid.
I'm sure we just need like an actual setup for this, and I imagine it's fine.
Let's just, I don't know, figure it out.
That worked.
Where was I lined up?
I don't know, I'm going to check my vaude and see how I did it just now.
into the gap too early.
Maybe.
All right, let's see.
and
Oh, whatever, my God.
Not wrong.
Up Jason.
and
Yeah, see if you go too far, you have to wait a tiny bit.
It seems like.
I think if you go the moment she moves, I don't think it works.
Can try again, but...
I think you have to wait like a split second.
See what I mean? It's just you.
into it does make it better for some reason like
I feel like you just need to- I don't know, it just feels like if I go too- if I go any
faster, it just doesn't work.
No matter where you shoot the zombie, I don't think so.
And apparently I was told that you could shoot anywhere.
I don't know though that well.
I don't know if I did wrong that.
I think if you don't shoot this, I think you have to shoot the zombie, because it makes
her stop eating it.
As you she doesn't do the step forward it's like she's distracted by the gunshot or something
Hmm.
That was weird.
I don't know...
Okay, honestly I feel like the pencil should, like where you shoot the pistol actually matters.
Xerion was saying it doesn't but I feel like it does.
See, but that time it didn't.
Ah, man.
bro I don't know there's gotta be like a better
it's gotta be like a better setup for this I mean this is kind of working but
it's like if this happens your run is fucking dead
dude and this shit is like 30 minutes on
You're not allowed to reload if you reload your save file here you lose two minutes.
Oh my god, it's so fucking cringe bro, it's like, why doesn't it work?
I would like to set up where I don't have to...
to like do any specific movement I could just like hold W. That's when it worked.
Seems like if you just run straight forward here and then turn your mouse to the left
it works.
Seems like it's working.
I only thought it was maybe I went slightly too fast there otherwise I don't know.
I think you want to wait for her like animation in your camera mode of the left.
It's like I need to- no, no, no. I think I like what I'm doing here. I'm not gonna change anything. I'm just gonna keep doing what I do.
Too early? No.
Not really.
of
the
of
the
of
the
Too early. I don't think that was too early dude. I really don't.
I don't think I was looking through the fence directly, bro. Even when you're lined up perfectly with the fence.
of
the
I don't know man.
I don't know dude.
I don't have ray tracing on
You know, I do wonder if it's, I think, I think whatever's happening here is like,
I don't know if you're still here solid.
I feel like it's the latter in RE7 where if you get like up to it, like if you if you're
like too close to it and looking straight at it, it just doesn't let you through.
I feel like turning it like turning into it helps so much.
It's working.
I need to be looking at its center.
It's not just looking at its center though, it's like, like look, like I'm looking at
the fucking center bro it's it's not just looking at the center
yeah I line up my crosshair with this like smudge on the ground here trance
shoot above her and she bites line up with this she steps forward hold WB then
turn into it and fucking get fucked I might have gone too early there
I don't know man, it's like....
Maybe try to turn later.
like turn once I'm like touching the wall.
Or an earlier maybe? I don't know, man.
I don't know.
the
release would suck to lose a run like this
You later, Kukuyo.
Enter the crosshair with her butthole.
Okay, alright, it worked once.
butthole strat. I think I went too early. Hold on. That was too early. That was too early.
Yeah, I mean, it's not consider that that why do you think I'm practicing it so I can
make it consistent?
At least that's the goal.
Oh, weird man.
way longer. I think when it's failing I'm just going too fast.
I
Was even if I can show you
even if I shoot her right away look what happens okay right I just shot her
Hey, hey, hey.
You see what I mean?
It's like she fucking, she does her stupid animation anyways.
Doesn't matter if you try to aggro her.
Just get fucked.
that time I don't know. I don't know.
I feel like you just want to wait a bit longer.
I don't know, man. I don't know if I like this setup.
Maybe standing further forward helps.
Why it seems pretty consistent? Well, every single time this fails, you're basically just
I'm gonna lose 30 minutes, so...
It saves, like, four seconds.
of
This is something for you, sir.
Hello, man.
She does a longer hiss after taking the bite at work.
the hissing is shorter it doesn't do you think this could be animation differences
like something
you might actually be right because i've noticed i'm trying to use her hiss
This is like an audio cue and there are two different hiss sounds.
Dude, that was the short hiss.
Dude, I actually think you're right.
I mean maybe there's a way, maybe, well, maybe even when you get the Short Hiss it's possible
to get it still, but not with my setup.
That was the Long Hiss.
That was not the Short Hiss.
That was the long one.
Oh well, unless you meant the one before.
That was the fuck.
No, see, it's no, it still works.
And that was the short hiss, so...
I think we just had confirmation bias there or something.
Because it still worked.
Maybe this really is just...
No, that was not the long one.
I don't know, I think that's just confirmation bias, honestly.
The Tyler 1 strat.
Well, he was probably on normal, so I imagine it does not work.
It's funny though, because he just walks up to the button just goes through.
But I don't think that where he sees probably on normal and also I'm pretty sure she has
already dropped the body at this point.
I tried. I mean, guys, do you not think we haven't tried just doing that?
That's like the first thing that we tried.
Alright guys, it's not really much different than what we were doing before.
Also, I don't think this would be working if we weren't shooting the pistol.
Might be easier from this angle, yeah. It's definitely like a smoother approach, anyways.
I sound happy I found a better strat dude I've done it like five times man okay.
See and now I'm dead and that would be 35 minutes lost so.
Like I guess if that happens you can still go around and it's fucking slow but...
better than your run dying.
I mean at least it's not actually dead round.
I mean it is probably like
five to ten seconds lost if this happens I guess, but
At least knowing that it's not a complete dead brown is nice.
I think I need to go out wider.
I think maybe I'm turning too early.
Alright, I know this is kind of repetitive, Chad,
but this is speedrunning.
This is speedrunning.
Dude, how did I I felt like I was it didn't work and then it did I
Was
I don't know if you can do it like ten times in a row or something trance I guess
I'm... maybe I've got something here.
So we stand in this corner.
We shoot, we aim at this part.
I think I went too early.
And my crosshair gets to the right of the bloody sign on the wall is when I turn.
Oh, God, I don't know.
I don't know about that one.
Maybe?
Maybe we got some here?
Okay, wait, I actually think this might be good.
We were like pushing her out of the way here or something.
I'm like bumping into her and it's still working.
I think maybe going wider actually helps, like touching her.
and
I'm going to give a raid to
I'm going to give a red to a, I'm going to give a red to aura.
I'm obviously too focused on RE9 right now, but I actually thought Marathon was pretty
fun playing in a group.
All right, anyways, chat. Thank you all for watching. I'll probably post the 158 on my
YouTube. I mean, the run could be a lot better, but...
Yeah, have a great rest of the night, chat. I'm going to go get some rest.
Let me know if you figure anything out on this Dodge trance.
I mean, it doesn't seem that inconsistent, but sometimes it still just doesn't work and I don't really understand why.
It's annoying.
Yeah, I'll be back tomorrow chat.
We'll do some more attempts.
I need to practice the other, like, no bottle strat that Ayn run sent earlier.
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