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Good morning.
Good afternoon.
Good evening.
It is time to test absolute dog shit.
I'm just kidding. Surely it's not that bad.
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I'm excited to try out Crimson Desert tomorrow as well.
Honestly, I hope the game is good.
I know, Himo, because it's faster.
Looks like Werewins Meat.
I would definitely not compare it to Werewins Meat.
I mean, Werewins Meat is...
Like, Werewins Meat was cool, but that game is so free to playcoded, it fucking hurts.
The game has 7000 fucking menus and, like,
everything you do gives you five different fucking currencies that are all
used for some other f- it's just like it's so... it sucks. I mean I like the game
but... the free-to-play aspect of it is just awful.
I just, I really don't like the whole free to play model of having like, it's just, it's
It's insane how all free to play games are like they have the same bullshit.
I don't even think where wins meet was necessarily a cash grab though.
It's just the systems in the game were fucking obnoxious, that's all.
No, I didn't see the Dune trailer yet.
When somebody in child was comparing where ones meet to Crimson Desert, and I said,
And I said that's fucking stupid, just crimson desert isn't free to play.
It doesn't have the fucking free to play model.
Well, I play Crimson Desert on PC, that's the plan, man.
That is the plan, my man.
Honest, I've been enjoying the RE9 speedrun a lot, but I kind of hope that Crimson Desert...
I'm kind of hoping that Crimson Desert is good, and I could take a break from RE9
for a bit.
No DS-1 rando, I mean.
No, not right now.
Let's see, go back to the DS1 rando or play the insanely new hype game that may potentially
be good.
Hmm, I wonder.
Yeah, clearly I should just go back to DS1 rando and skip every new launch.
Hell, I should have not ran RE9.
I should have just flushed RE9 and did the DS1 rando according to chat.
Just do DS-1 rando for the rest of my life.
I'd be less stressed.
Yeah, it's early, man.
you
Alright, what's your plan for the basement?
the enemies, the magnum.
Let's get the Blood Collector, no you need the Blood Collector.
100% need the Blood Collector.
You go to the Blood Collector, what's the point of not having the Hemos?
Uh, you don't have to use the purple thing on the PC which takes like fucking 15 seconds to use.
And you don't have to craft or hemos and you don't have to sit through 4 animations that are 5 seconds long of shoving the hemo in the fucking zombie and waiting for them to explode.
I already feel like today is off to today is already off to a great start.
I need the blood collector for the magma now.
Yep.
it saved close to a minute probably saves like 20 seconds if I have to guess
probably close to like 15 to 20 seconds saved the nohimo route it's hard to say
though until it's actually put into practice
we might end up fucking routing the entire day for this I should probably
Probably just do runs, especially because I'm playing Crimson Desert tomorrow.
But I like routing and testing, so...
Yeah, I just need to make the route cancer and then go play Crimson Desert.
Honestly though, unless I get like a record with this route, I have a feeling Spice,
well, I don't know.
see we'll do this route but I don't know. Alright, anyways, let's test some stuff.
Yeah, honestly dude, I am kind of getting burned out on RE9. I just, I kind of
wish that speedrunning wasn't so fucking sweaty like I don't know I kind of miss
the days of you know not needing to play a game 12 hours a day to keep up but
unfortunately that's how it is
It feels like that's anything competitive nowadays.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's just the nature of speedrunning.
Like I mean I've been speedrunning for 12 years chat, nearly 13 years, and let me
tell you when I ran Dark Souls 2 or Dark Souls 3 or Bloodborne or fucking Doom or
BioShock Infinite or Dishonored or all these fucking games it was like it was
insane how I don't know speedrunning was just so much different it was so much
more different back then now it's like now a new a new Souls game or like a
a new Resident Evil game comes out and it's like
grind 12 hours a day, use cheat tools, two days into the game's release to look at the boss health,
use manual save file, like save manager tools, you have all these things, you're playing like it's just
I don't know, it's just, it's fucked.
It just, I mean it's, it's good because it gets the run optimized faster, but like
I feel like it also leads to burn out a lot faster too.
I guess we'll just start from the beginning.
It doesn't take away the fun, it just burns you out faster when you're playing a game
so much in order to keep up.
I mean Trey, Spicey, myself all have like fucking...
been playing 10 hours a day every single day since the game came out. I mean sometimes even more.
But what is going on with her? What the fuck was that?
It is the FOV mod affecting this lady or something?
What is going on?
It's almost like you're working.
Yep.
Brilliant assessment, my man.
Working 90 fucking hours a week.
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I mean read the fucking title.
My title is not Insanity Speedruns.
Why am I in a bad mood? I'm not. Chash is fucking stupid.
Honestly, I kind of want to just turn off my stream and test this stuff off stream because I already know today is just going to be fucking annoyed.
Honestly
It's a bit of annoyance worth $10,000. I didn't realize I made $10,000 every time I streamed.
That's crazy, man.
I didn't realize that I'm a fucking insane...
Oh, you're a cunt. You've been following me for four years and you're such a cunt. It's
insane.
I just hacked into the center's network.
Good.
Can you find me the floor plan?
I'll see what I can do.
Well, in the meantime, I'll try to track him down.
Give me Post-It.
We'll do.
Come on, come on, come on!
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not sure why you're asking me
No idea.
I'm sorry Chad a lot of you a lot of you are probably gonna get banned today because you're a bunch of fucking idiots
I have never once been grabbed by this guy.
Not a single time that is so strange
Jesus
What the fuck does he mean, destiny?
Yeah, Chris, Chris, I honestly hope so as well.
I'm honestly kind of burned out on RE9 at this point.
Like, I may have a little bit left than me, but honestly I'm kind of hoping Crimson Desert
is good.
I have a new game to play for a bit.
Get one more record.
I mean, Crimson Desert comes out tomorrow.
The game's good. I'm... I'm...
going to be done with RE9 for a while.
We'll see, though.
Make a save here.
I wonder is his position different I might have to check am I gonna run it on the highest
settings since it's optimized as fuck. Is it actually, or are you just saying that?
Okay, he should be on our right now.
Right now?
Not yet.
I guess I didn't despawn in the right direction.
Uh, it saves a lot of time.
It's just potentially kind of toxic.
I'm, to be honest, I'm not sure if this position
is the same as the one that the normal position
uh... now maybe it is
i don't know i'm so confused i saw salad was like
where was he standing i could have sworn he was standing at like the curtain
Yeah, I see that trance.
No humos or run category?
No.
It's not a category, it's just a route.
Oh, hold on, one sec, my sandwich is here.
a classic sandwich.
the
beatable? Yeah, of course it is. You're a fucking idiot if you think it isn't. The game is fucking
two weeks old. God, some chatters are so dented it's actually unbelievable.
Oh wait. Oh. Actually... Holy shit this music is so loud. Um, hold on. I already want to
quit. Yeah, it's almost like playing a game 10 for 10 hours a day, 10 to 15
hours a day for three weeks straight is a little tiresome. And there's a new
cool game coming out that might be fun.
Might be a nice break from this fucking game.
Well, I'm the band. This guy is fucking idiot.
All right.
hold on I need to okay so I'm trying to think should we get rid of the like I
don't know if we should get rid of the heal here hurt or not
Also, what's up, Trey?
How'd your runs go today, buddy?
You're in the care center, Rutt.
Oh, no.
I'm not sure what causes this weird stagger with these legs.
In a normal run, this weird stagger never happens.
Glad to watch complete reroute to make it even worse.
like why does well no this this guy's AI this guy's AI is not proper right now
trance like this is not normal his normal AI at all because normally
Normally when you he'll turn towards you way faster at the gate I have a sponsor
for Crimson Desert tomorrow. Wait why is my inventory full? Oh the pistol ammo. The
thing is the wrench also is not and this is one of the annoying things about
this route is that you barely don't have enough blood. It makes me sad. Like this blood, like
the problem is this blood bag doesn't, I don't even think this blood bag does embargo lifts
today? Nope. Lift tomorrow at 5 p.m. central time. Maybe the review embargoes today, I
I don't know.
Anyways, um, yeah, it really sucks, Chad, because this blood bag...
Yeah, you could skip the bottle in the bag and get the bottle at the beginning, I guess.
That's probably the way, yeah.
I reckon you'd have space for the injector yeah I mean nothing should be
different right? Oh you mean if I didn't have the blood bag? I'm not sure it
actually makes a difference right, Trance?
Because normally you wouldn't have this blood bag at this point either way.
Like normally you don't have this blood or like normally the blood would
already be in the blood collector. The wrench goes first slot and then the
go here, but then your inventory is too full. If only you didn't have to wait through like
the box opening animation, the wrench after lungs, well it doesn't matter if you do it
before or after trance. Like you're still gonna not be able to make the magna-mama
regardless, I believe. I don't think it makes any difference which order you do it. The only
thing is if you're having space to pick up the handgun ammo. Well, you're gonna have
space either way, right? Because, well, if you're banking the bracelet you have space
see the way I guess well I don't know I mean the thing is the seven what is the
70 blood even do for us salad isn't it like completely pointless
lets you craft your second set of requiem ammo
You just have to hold it till after you get the hundred.
How the fuck do you do that?
I guess you're getting rid of the med injector and banking the bracelet.
Yeah, I see.
That makes sense.
God, it's, dude, it's, yeah, it's so annoying how, like, I hate that you can't.
It would be nice if you could actually craft stuff without the blood collector like you could just use the bag itself
Yeah, yeah, okay, that makes sense
I guess there's no there's no choice, but
Dude, this guy's AI is so cringe with the manual saved for fuck's sakes, man.
You have to really be far enough to the left here.
Yeah, Sal, that makes sense.
There we go.
stagger animation you want it's just so it's a lot harder to get that stagger
animation for whatever reason
man I'm gonna I'm gonna miss having the wrench in the first slot oh well I guess
All you do is kill zombies.
Yeah, that's Resident Evil, man.
How's that faster than killing him?
Clearly, you don't have the mind for speedrunning, and that's okay.
Just don't worry about it, alright?
Hey, Varjok, thank you for the 1000 dirts.
It's weird. Sometimes I don't like fast climb over that. Sometimes I don't get the fast climb over that, um, like safety barricade or whatever.
Also, how am I killing him in two shots? When you break the glass with the pistol shot, does it actually damage him as well?
Well, why do you got to take the hit there?
Because you got to get rid of your heel.
I mean, I guess you could also just bank the heel,
but I'm critting him.
Every time I do that, though, salad,
I've killed him in two shots.
Every time I like get up close
and shoot him right at the beginning,
he's been dying in two shots.
I don't know.
You deal more damage later on.
It almost feels like you do deal more damage early on,
if anything.
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. It's really strange.
Um, alright.
Why is it still moving?
Give me a fucking break!
Oh, fuck!
No, I have too much ammo.
I killed that guy way too fast.
Okay, yeah, I see what's going on here, Sal.
This makes sense.
Uh, okay, so...
Honestly, the care center doesn't even seem like it's really, like this, the care center
is not the issue.
I feel like it's the basement.
That's the issue more than anything.
The Emily defense is a bit different.
have to fully aim in both shots. Oh, because you don't have one bullet left. Yeah, that
makes sense. That makes sense. Not a big deal. Yeah, I guess slightly, ever so slightly
slower but really not a big deal at all.
It sucks that you still get like the start up scene when you do the green one but it's
Okay.
So now the lock pick is in the first slot.
I don't know if that's good.
I mean, I guess it's fine.
I mean, do you need to use the blood at some point?
What if doing all this isn't faster?
So I know you were just waiting here Saladin for this guy.
The problem is if I load the save now it's probably cooked, isn't it?
I don't know.
this guy kind of sucks but it is what it is I suppose is he loaded in already
I'm sorry, I'm bony
So this actually works out oh my god, that is so scary
So
Bro, who... okay, I guess it's fun.
Hey, at least the lockpick goes on the first slot.
That's nice.
Yeah, I cooked up this ungodly route last night, chat.
Because honestly, the game is too easy.
We need more bullshit
I wonder if there's a way that I could set up the inventory better here.
I'm not like...
I don't know, I guess I'm just not going to worry about that right now.
There might be like a better way of setting...
Oh god, this fucking piece of shit.
Well I'm moving the bottle down at the start salad.
might be why that's what you're doing
of course it gets on
what the fuck is this guy bruh I guess it's because I took I guess it's
cuz I took my time you move it down one when you start as grace it might have
been when you used it it might have to do with when you used the second
blood bag then or something, I guess.
Yeah, I'm gonna make a save.
I'm gonna make a save.
Also, what's up?
Hazeblade Basement is about to
can't be cancer.
Yep.
Braille.
Yeah, I mean the current routing for basement is pretty chill, but that was that was too
it was too easy.
We need more we need more bullshit.
can you see them and then uh seven radies bullshit randomizer oh you know what i just
realized i fucked up doesn't look that bad no i mean i was i was watching salads like
testing today it didn't i mean it look it's definitely i mean it's definitely
more bullshit in the basement i feel like care center genuinely isn't really
any worse assuming the chef is like I mean the first dodge on the chef seems
consistent I guess the only one I'm curious about is the cold storage one
but even the cold storage I don't know I guess the issue with the chef is like
having to wait there at cold storage kind of sucks yesterday I actually full
yoloed and I got hit and then I like healed myself to get past the chef
which was kind of nice but okay I guess I just have to fully reload the magnum now
oh yeah yeah you're right but yeah this fat guy is gonna be a fucking problem can I make a save here
Okay, well, who was that guy?
Yeah, we're gonna have to dodge this zombie up here.
Easy.
He's here only.
That guy's in this room.
Yeah, I see.
Does this guy despawn when you start this or is he I fucking hope he despawns?
Did I hit him? Oh, God.
What do you want me to mean?
Well, you would need to pick up one blood bag, I think, trance, because you need to make
Magna Mamo in the basement still.
Oh, yeah, yeah, the bucket is enough, yeah, yeah.
zombies you used to kill oh yeah I haven't I I never did that strap but what the fuck
bro what did I die in one frame what is that if you want to craft a bottle you need one
one bag. What are you talking about, Sal?
I pressed pause.
Well, yeah, I know, but like.
I don't think pause generally speeds it up, but doesn't make it like instantaneous.
Oh, it's 40 blood in one scrap per bottle.
For some reason, I thought it was like two scrap to make a bottle or something.
I see.
Well, would you need to pick up one of the bags?
I mean, I guess you could also...
Oh, yeah, I guess picking up the bag is better.
I was gonna say, you could just get the blood during the fence skip still.
I guess the bag is probably better than that, maybe.
Like, are you picking up the lockpick before the fence skip or during it, Salad?
Also, does this, this fat guy has two RNG spawns, right?
Like he can be here, or he can be inside, right?
up before the blood I see.
That dodge... there might actually be a nice visual cue for that dodge.
I should have made another save.
I mean, that works. You don't even have to fucking move.
I think Spicey's run is hard to beat.
I mean, it was a good run, but it's 100% beatable.
I mean, the game is fucking three weeks old,
and everybody still fucking sucks at the game.
Wait, so...
Okay, I'm trying to think.
I don't...
If you don't aggro them, they won't go into the waiting room.
Oh, right, right.
I see.
So I need...
I just need one scrap and then the bag, right?
I believe, yeah.
All right, time for fun part to begin.
No hemolytic injectors at all, that's the plan, man.
Stay on me.
Let that FBI agent come away.
Them that's fucked, Sub.
FBI.
Yeah.
Grace Ashcroft.
Get out of here.
What?
Why?
You can get to the basement without finishing off the level?
What, with, like, or what the fuck is this room down here?
is this part of the cutscene or something?
aww
it has no collision
where's sherry?
there's a fucking...
why is there a bathroom
oh yeah it is part of the cutscene because they zoom in on the
the like fucking the sink like
they zoom in on the handle of the sink
alright uh... where the hell am i
Where's Chunk?
Where's Chunky Boy?
Snort, yeah.
Where's Chunk?
I'm just gonna run this.
the
minimum someone can do in this category
honestly i have no idea
i was i was talking about this yesterday right
i was saying like
you there's no way to know what a good time is because
we're all kind of
still bad at the game
but i mean obviously we're good we're starting to get good runs like my my
My PB and Spicy's PB is starting to get pretty good, but you would be shocked.
I don't know.
There's been so many times, Chad, where I'm doing a run, and I'm like, oh, a really,
really good run of this would be so-and-so time.
And then fucking three months later, that time is fucking terrible, and the record
is two minutes faster.
You know what I mean? Like, it's just...
You just don't know.
3 handgun ammo baby.
What's in here?
Oh, 2 handgun ammo.
I think you can also save a fair bit of time in the run checkpoint reset abusing which is
kind of cringe but they made it so the timer pauses when you're like it doesn't lose you
any time to reset checkpoint anymore it's probably worth abusing that even though it's cringed
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Yeah, you can't really win sell
It is what it is buddy
Why wasn't it enough for it to cause in the challenge menu yeah, I I don't know
I'm pretty sure I found Victor's private office.
Nice work. Lock it up.
Yes, ma'am.
That sounds fun, Salad.
All right, so salad did some testing for us here today. Wait a sec. Do I I think I need
more handgun ammo, don't I? I probably should have grabbed the handgun ammo in the defense
section. I assume this is probably not good.
We have the scrap, we have the blood bag. Got the 80 blood.
So does it doesn't matter Salad if you do the the roar strat or the grab bait strat?
you know
i guess we could find out
let's see if i still got the grab bait strad in me
Man, I hate that the joint plug ends up here.
It can trigger me.
Well, actually, should I already make the bottle here, Salad?
Like, preemptively or something?
Well, because I could craft the bottle
And then use the blood bag, and then the joint plug will be first slot.
Which would be nice, I guess.
Okay, so you were shooting him twice in the head here.
Is this a thing? What is this?
I don't know man, I'm not going to worry about that.
All right, so apparently, oh I'm going to get grabbed.
You have to be faster, I think.
This guy is a piece of shit.
See you later, genocos. I'm going, buddy.
I got first slot joint plug.
I hate interacting with these fucking things, and this bottle is so cringe to grab as well.
It's so fucking annoying.
Like grabbing this bottle and removing this thing is surprisingly fucking awful.
this bottle when you do the forklift okay I'm gonna do the same I'm gonna do the
same because yeah this is ass
removing Hemos gonna make her in frustrating I mean maybe it's just a
matter of practice that's all of this
you have to shoot him twice to wake him up
well I was too slow here so I'm pretty sure the fucking forklift guy is gonna
get me because I was fucking around he switches this if you rouse this toxic
shit than dips to croons in desert. I may be doing that, Boc. I do have a sponsor for
croons in desert tomorrow. If I like the game, I'm probably gonna take a break from R9,
but we'll see.
I am a little worn out of this game playing at 12 hours a day for three weeks straight.
We all knew this route was coming. It's okay. Oh God, I forgot about this guy. Okay. Yeah.
So we have to dodge this guy. I'm probably gonna fucking end up practicing this stupid
strat all day and then not even fucking doing a run then I'm just gonna get
addicted to Crimson Desert we'll see
I don't know man I'm just I'm kind of I mean I hope Crimson Desert is good I
I would love just like a new comfy game to play and grind for a bit
I mean DS1 rando isn't going anywhere chat
Like I'm not gonna skip a new release to play DS1 rando
There were people unironically fucking coming in my chat before RE9 came out being like,
are you going to flush RE9 so you can keep doing the DS1 rando and I wanted to fucking
banned them so badly you're so fucking stupid okay first dodge done
Okay so oh yeah shoot this guy and oh god shoot this guy in the leg once pull
it out do them again ten more to go nah nah nah bach this is free this game's
free
It didn't change the story writer, the game will get dull very fast, yeah, I mean we'll
see.
We'll see.
Uh, so is it really not possible to grab the lockpick during the skip?
I'm gonna try it.
Holy shit!
She's pissed!
Oh man, she was pissed.
How's it looking?
I don't know, it doesn't seem that bad, spicy, actually.
I haven't actually gone through the entire basement yet though.
I mean, it's definitely a lot harder than, you know...
Honestly, basement was like fucking easy mode once we figured out the roar strat.
Well, I mean, minus the fence skip, I guess.
I never really lost any runs to the fence skip though, but...
thing is I don't I don't know if the way I was doing the fence skipper is gonna
work anymore
Yeah, I'm gonna try a Fragmata, I think.
How is that not a stagger I guess I shot him in the
It's annoying when you like
You aim at the upper they're like upper thigh
But then they lunge towards you and that shifts their body
So you end up hitting there like a waistline and then they just don't stagger
I just need to aim more at the foot. It's just so stupid
I guess let's try the shooting burst trap I guess instead of curiosity.
That's too bad.
You just touched me.
The Forklift guy touched my butt.
I don't like that.
Obviously I have infinite ammo right now, but that's okay.
If I make a save here, is it gonna fuck up the fence skip?
I guess it's probably fine.
I mean, it might fuck up the actual skip itself, but...
Thank you for the rating.
Alright, let me make a save file here.
Let's me make a save file.
I'll be setting the exit doorway.
I mean you might still be able to beta dodge on him at the doorway though, Salad.
do you try?
Holy shit!
I want to see if you can get the lock I don't know like is she is she seeing me when I pick
up the lock pick here is that what's happening I guess.
Let's see, is she gonna, like, is she gonna run at me?
Damn, she's really munching.
Why is she still munching?
What I was doing for it, honestly Xarian just don't watch the stream man, it's not worth
that just just use the he-mouse you don't want to do this
because I have no idea. I feel like it's possible to do the fence skip while also getting the
lock pick, but I don't. I don't know. I mean, you could also just shoot her, I guess, and
And then do the normal strat.
The old strat.
I mean it might end up being the same compared to grabbing the lockpick the first time, but
I imagine you could probably fence skip while also grabbing the lockpick.
I don't know.
I would have worked.
The thing is though, like, aren't I losing time doing that?
Because normally don't you shoot once you hear the crunch?
Or is it like slightly after the crunch?
I don't fucking know.
Normally I just like yoloed this, like, but my setup was literally just fucking yolo,
it was like it was super consistent for me but I feel like I have to crouch there
maybe I could shift walk
I think I went too early.
Let's see.
I'm not going to run it all today, bro.
I don't fucking know.
I don't fucking know because I'm practicing something.
I don't, I don't know how long this is going to take.
I actually don't know how to do this skip other than just fucking sad just YOLOing it.
Every single time I tried a little too early, okay.
Every time I did this skip before I would just pull YOLO it.
And it was just like woodwork ball.
I keep forgetting I need to like aggro her first.
Let's see.
to like, shift walk there.
I guess not.
All right, well we can keep going.
The problem is I think,
I don't know if the AI is gonna be correct.
I think we have to do it all in one go, presumably.
So you were bottling this guy right, Salad?
Oh, this is in first socket 2?
Oh, that's kind of pog, though.
Just cocked otherwise, okay.
Socket joint plug and first socket socket wrench
Yeah, yeah, you bait the grab okay
which is speeding up the video now that's just me
alright I can maybe make a save here I don't know I'm gonna try anyways
fuck it
actually work let's see
Let's see if a save file works here.
I think it works.
I just need to wait for him to move.
Oh, wait.
Maybe not.
Maybe if I wait here.
you save the pathing it's off okay let's just try it all I mean that's fine
just try it all from the auto-save it's all good
am I gonna do any runs no I'm gonna time you up
Sorry, it's only 10 minutes, I just, I fucking hate when people ask me if I'm gonna do runs.
Just let me fucking practice in peace, okay?
I really, really despise when people, like, when are you gonna do runs, dude?
Do you have any idea when you're gonna do runs?
No, I don't fucking know, I don't- oh yeah, yeah.
i'm gonna be practicing for one hour and thirty seven minutes come back then
you fucking jackass like i don't fucking know
I know people just want to watch runs but like when I'm practicing that's the last thing I want to hear. Runs will happen when they happen.
of
this on the dog seems pretty easy
Yeah, yeah, I feel like the corner makes it like pretty chill because you're like using
the corner to kind of... the corner is kind of like keeping you safe.
Oh Jesus, this is where you're talking abouts.
Yeah.
I guess I'm just thinking, I guess at this point you still have the space to have the
pistol ammo from the defense section so you don't need to only have eight ammo in your gun.
Like I guess it's fine.
I will say, so far, like, this really doesn't seem that bad at all, actually.
I mean, certainly there's more room for error than...
There's more room for error than using the humos, but...
Well, Sal had spent a bunch of time testing and stuff this morning, so.
Also sometimes when you drop here, I don't know if taking my timer is going to affect
anything.
Sometimes when you drop here, you can crouch like so fast.
I think it's just like a timing thing on like when you let go of your W inputs or something, but
All right, let's see
Don't do it don't do it
Oh
Oh my god, chill bruh, it's like right fucking behind me. Oh fucking hell this guy's here
All right, I forgot you Kobe this guy with the bottle
I forgot no he most cursed I mean I honestly don't think this is that bad so far it really
doesn't seem that bad. In my honest opinion, but we'll see, there's probably like, there's
This probably means some stuff that can happen.
Oh my god, I forgot about this guy in the corner.
Bro, I'm so used to just like fucking being like brain dead during this part and literally
just not even paying attention to anything.
Oh shit, she roared.
She roared.
Hold on, I wanna test this without the roar.
I shot a little too late, since my gun's...
Hey, Hunter. Thank you, buddy.
That's two.
Alright, easy dodge.
That guy is sometimes in different positions, though, so you kinda have to just, like, wing the dodge.
I feel like...
Oh, okay. Interesting. Yeah, I guess that works. I don't know, shooting that guy there
is like kind of annoying because I feel like his leg is... you're losing a tiny bit of
time because you're like, you could be removing the joint plug. Maybe just removing the joint
plug first is fine. I don't know. I feel like you might be able to just remove the
joint plug and then shoot him twice. But I guess if you're shooting him once and then
removing the joint plug, you're like resetting the cooldown between shots. Because like
But there's a pretty big delay between each shot.
This seems good.
He's not here!
He left me alone.
Oh god, no salad!
What the fuck is this guy doing here dude?
What the hell? She dropped out of there.
Um, it's like this guy, after you come from the forklift area, after you come from the
forklift area, that guy that you shouldn't know, like, like twice, I don't know. I feel
I feel like this guy is kind of grief. I'm not gonna lie.
I feel like this is kind of like, yeah, this guy is cursed because sometimes he's in the hallway.
Sometimes he's not even looking at you.
Yo, death note damage. Thank you for the raid.
There's no other way to deal with him until the double kill. Yeah.
That's what seems like anyways.
you
Do you think we're going to be able to get sub 18 care centers now with this new route?
I guess you just need to be ready for this guy to fuck you and you just need to you just
gotta be ready to shoot him
of the
the guys wake up if you shoot twice right
yeah it's just I don't know shooting them
I guess another problem is even if you
collab these guys early they're going to
gonna blister head right sound and then you're just gonna have even more issues
okay yeah I'll let them sleep you don't know when they'll do it I mean that you
would like waking them up I feel like it's so slow or I mean because they
They wake up on their own, so it's like, you don't really need to wake them up.
She's fucking bored.
I'm gonna get the timing of this shot down better.
Why do you want to avoid Himo?
Because it's 30 seconds slower and we really want to go slow, it's really important for
the speed run to lose time.
Honestly I don't feel like you have to shoot him once early unless I'm getting like our
Like, lucky that he's not closer to me.
I feel like you can just remove the joint plug and then just go for the double shot.
Yeah, I don't know what's better though.
I need Night Rain today.
Maybe, never know.
Okay, where is this jackass?
I feel like how you shoot him and where he gets staggered to is kind of impossible.
Is that yeah, see this time he's in the good spot.
Hoping for some Arc Raiders.
And Arc Riders was so much fun. I feel like the game is kind of shallow though. Like it
just doesn't have that much depth. But it was so much fun when it came out. Back to Dark
Dark and Darker, hell no.
Oh, that's not good.
Don't bite me!
Thank you.
easy blasted his ass okay Kobe Kobe
When you're opening this locker, does the... does the time pause?
I actually don't know.
Did I miss the cycle?
Oh, I think he does.
I think it actually does progress.
Oh, holy shit.
Yeah, I.
99 percent sure it doesn't.
I don't know, though, this this guy, I feel like the the cycle.
I feel like the time is like progress,
like the body bags are still moving when I'm in that lock locker thing.
But maybe it's not.
Alright, let me try this again.
Overall, this really doesn't seem too bad so far, I will say.
I think this is really not that bad.
Oh yeah, no, sorry, I'm not talking about the IGT.
I was just wondering if the body bags are moving when you're in that cutscene.
That's obviously like a good thing.
You know what I mean?
Because if the body bags are freezing, then you're obviously just like losing time when
you open the locker.
You bitch!
You don't want to go back to base and protect this?
I mean you don't have to, Trey, you don't have to do this yet.
I mean, I'm sure Spicey's run is still beatable by, I don't know, another 30 seconds at least
without doing this nonsense. Maybe even more, I mean, I don't know.
You have to.
I love that e-much.
It's so accurate.
all right bro i fucking one hit crittin you
He had crits like, crits are so cursed.
I feel like he's gonna cause problems now
because of that, I think.
You wanna see out of bounds skip?
Yeah, I wouldn't count on it,
but it would be cool if we got
out of bounds strategy.
He's not in the hall. Oh, Jesus, he's scared. I don't know why that scared me because she's
He's literally always there, but...
Bro, this guy's like...
Don't fucking grab me.
Oh, fuck.
Alright, blasted the wrass.
Good.
I'm gonna blasted the wrass, good.
Obi, here we go.
And I hate the menu delay in this game, it's still annoying.
So getting in here is fucking cringe as hell.
Like sometimes the game just like, I just bounce out there seven times in a row and then I lose
seven seconds.
It's so fucking dumb.
We have just enough blood.
Yeah, I know you do it on the left side, Prey.
I don't know, I was having issues on the left side and the right side.
I
Fucking die you bitch. Oh god
I fucked up
everything's fine
that's my bad I was kinda zoning out a little bit
never happened
Yeah, I met a meta-injector and I can't use it out of my inventory because this game is a piece of shit!
I mean, it would have been fine if I reloaded the magnum rounds to be fair, but...
Alright, I'm gonna make a save file here.
Alright, so Sal, what the hell were you doing here?
You were like, are you magnum shotting this guy in the leg?
Fuck you.
What the fuck was that?
Every chief fell on the fucking zombie and they canceled the grab.
Come on, dad.
Let's see, is this guy in the correct position?
Oh, I'm not even fucking looking the right way.
Oh, it seems like he is.
Okay, that's good.
Wait, why is he turning around so fast?
Can I just distract him with a pistol shot?
Do I even have to wreck him this dumbass?
I think we can just manip him with the pistol.
Maybe.
Unless this is a save file meme, which might be possible.
Yeah, I don't know. I'll have to do the full thing, so I'll find out for sure.
Well, I mean, that works.
You get hit by the fucker, but it works.
Why is my inventory full?
Oh, because of the bottle.
Wait, do we even need to make a bottle salad?
What are you...
Wait, why do you...
Well, yeah, but the thing is, you probably...
Well, yeah, I guess I could just eat the herb here.
Do we need to make a bottle salad?
Well, I guess the issue is, if you don't make the bottle, then you would have to grab
the bottle at the forklift, which is kind of awkward.
I feel like if you try to grab the bottle and also grab the joint plug at the forklift like
the first time you go there. I feel like you're going to have issues. Use one from here. Yeah,
but the problem is, Sal, you're going to get grabbed and you're going to lose half your
health.
I don't know. This is kind of cursed. Because you're gonna get grabbed. You're gonna get
grabbed at the forklift and lose half your health. Unless you, I mean, you could bottle
the guy there I guess.
He's definitely slower though.
Okay wait, is this guy turning around regardless if I shoot him?
if I shoot.
No, it seems like the pistol manip is actually doing something.
I think it just depends where you shoot.
I mean we can just bottle this guy so we don't have to lose our health here.
probably not a bad idea. That wasn't sketchy at all.
Um, honestly, though, if Elevator dude aggro's you, he's here, yeah.
I'm surprised he aggro'd me though, because he got so distracted by the pistol shot.
Hmm...
Maybe you should wait...
I need to like shoot earlier somehow, if I can.
Like maybe you can shi- Well, you might not have to wait though.
like if maybe if you if you shoot like a perfect spot or something
there might be a way to like bait him without
damn bro fucking bros he's got that good hearing holy shit
can you bottle this guy and shoot distract the forklift dude I mean I don't
I don't know.
I could try, I guess.
Bro, what?
Wait.
Oh, was that because I was stalling or something?
Why the fuck is he so far away?
of
the
death
of
the
death
Yeah, I don't know, I think what's the problem is he's like in his scripted walking animation
or something so we can't be distracted right away.
Hold on, we can maybe shift walk.
Let me try something.
Well, why are you so good at hearing?
Okay, even if you're shift walking he just fucking knows
GoB.
Okay.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's go.
GoB.
Okay, goB.
GoB.
Okay.
One, two, three, four.
Okay.
I shouldn't have done it.
Oh, no.
Okay.
I shouldn't have done it.
Okay.
I'm gonna need, I'm gonna need...
Okay.
I'm gonna need, I'm gonna need ten.
Okay.
Sound.
I guess let's just see what this is like.
Oh
easy totally not scary at all yeah I don't I don't know having to like double
clat here is kind of cursed I mean I know Salad was shooting he was shooting
this guy with the magnum which was causing him to blisterhead but I think
it's RNG
I think it's RNG, which won blister heads.
Maybe it is shooting the leg though.
I just feel like shooting the leg there is kind of sassy.
I mean we should have a free exit now I believe.
I mean, this is just completely free now if that guy blister heads.
It might have to do with like, how you kill him though.
I do think if you shoot him in the leg, maybe it works.
See, how is that a miss though?
Like that was fucking on his leg.
It's like somehow between me firing the bullet,
like the elevator comes up and then the bullet hits like the.
There's no way he's gonna blister up this time.
Oh, no, he's still dead.
Hmm, it's um, I don't know. Let's just keep testing it. I feel like it might be random
I don't know.
I mean he's doing it every time.
Maybe it's just killing him like fast enough.
Someone didn't blow his head off, yeah.
The only issue is if you kill that guy, I mean, you could also just take the hit here.
Maybe there's a way to not give hit there somehow.
This is RNG for you, yeah.
What if he's doing it every time because of the save?
I mean, maybe, yeah, I don't know.
See, the thing that concerns me here is that,
like, if you don't bottle that forklift guy, then it's really nice having a green herb
for the base.
Well, I guess you don't need that green herb.
You could grab a different green herb, but the issue is
If you're doing the strat in the bloodlabs section where you get a side grab to like
skip the guy on the ground, then you need full HP and you generally want an herb as
well.
Well yeah, but the problem is salad if you're not full HP like, if you're not full HP
if you get back grabbed in the blood labs you're gonna die
but if you don't use the bottle on the forklift guy
then you're gonna have to use two green herbs to get back to full health
yeah i know i know there's one but i'm saying
if if you get hit there
at the forklift
then you're gonna have to use two green herbs to heal to full
And then you're still gonna need an extra one to prevent memes if you get back.
Like if you get back-rabed in the bloodlabs and you don't have a green herb,
then your run's just dead.
Cause you lose like an entire minute.
Running on one HP in that section.
I guess just bottle the forklift guy maybe.
Yeah, it seems like it is RNG.
I guess I'm just trying to think I I don't know I hit his torso this time
He's doing the dash dodge, okay
Hitting his torso shouldn't matter. The only thing that should prevent him from blisterheading
is if I kill it, if I hit him in the head.
I mean, how do you, or wait, what do you mean dash dodge?
That's not what you're talking about, right?
Yeah, the game just like decides who wants to blister.
You'd always do his sideways dodge.
I mean how close were you to him when you were aiming?
You gonna save me?
Yeah, I don't know.
of
the
death
of
I mean, if he does that, you're fine, I guess.
If he does the melee, he just fucking run past him, I guess.
But the question is, if he does the grab, then you're gonna die.
Alright, let's try to do a full segment of this shit again.
Let's see if we can get through the whole thing.
Honestly, this doesn't seem that bad, truly.
Like, it's definitely a bit harder than what we were doing before, but it doesn't even
seem that bad.
I'm going to turn on infinite ammo though.
Yeah I don't know spicy because I was testing that.
I was testing trying to bait the swings when I played as Leon in the you know like the
blisterhead office after chunk. Somebody posted a strap on the discord where they would stand
like a certain distance away to try to bait the melee. And it was completely inconsistent
for me. He did it just sometimes the guy would just run up and grab me. Yeah, maybe it maybe
Leon's different than grace. You might be right. I mean, it might be similar to like
Like, it might be similar to what we're doing in the blood lab section.
The vent glitch body area skip.
No, do you have a link?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Yeah, you might be right, spicy.
You may be correct.
I feel like this guy is going to be in a bad spot now, let's see though.
use a bottle here for what are you talking about
Are you serious? I mean, I guess I wasn't paying attention so I wasn't I didn't take a good line to the door
I'm just I'm shocked. I actually died there
That's completely my fault though
Spacing out reading show
I wonder if it's worth letting go of the aim between the shots.
Might be.
Should I forget I almost forgot to dodge this guy.
RE7 quick shooting was in this.
Yeah dude aiming in this game is so bad.
It's actually like incredible how shit it is.
There's so much delay.
I will say though this like no chemo really doesn't seem that bad truthfully it's really
I honestly thought this was going to be way more toxic.
No blood collection next. I mean that's not an option.
I mean, I really don't feel like it's that bad sound, really.
I mean, it's certainly harder than the other way, but that's my time goal.
I have no idea man. I couldn't tell ya.
The guy in the middle room wandering around.
Yeah, I think like how you stagger him
when you leave, like when you leave this forklift room on the way.
Oh fuck.
I forgot the fucking I forgot the fucking Kobe strap, dude.
I'm so you like I practiced this stupid section so much it's hard for me to like
Remember to do the new stuff
That's two.
What the fuck is going on?
How is she fucking getting me here?
Am I really just not going far enough in the doorway?
I'm actually so confused.
Maybe I'm just not going far enough from the doorway, I never had this issue before.
Why not the previous strad?
I don't know man, maybe use your fucking brain a little bit.
That's two.
Sorry.
I'm sorry I'm so mean to some of you guys.
like I get I just get fucking tired of them sorry
What the f...
Really, baby.
She's supposed to try to grab here.
Oh my god, stupid ass game.
Oh, he actually...
Holy shit, the sc... Okay, that's probably because I fucked up.
Guys' positioning wasn't correct.
Oh, Kobe?
Bro...
I just, I just know for a fact we're gonna miss this fucking stupid Kobe at some point.
Why do you have to throw out some from so far?
because if you throw the bottle after the lights turn off then the girl's gonna be
in a different spot and shooting to distract her I don't think is gonna work.
Does this shot only work with the roar strat? Yeah yeah. You have to
shoot her at the beginning of the section in order to do the pistol
manip here. If you don't shoot her at the start of the section then you have
to do like the grab strat. The grab strat is technically faster. It's more
annoying to do. And I hate the menu delay in this game. But I feel like the bags are
so fast
No fucking shots no fucking
I'm shocked.
So now Trey, so like Trey was doing a strat, or he would...
good. This part is so fucking cringe. Oh my god, it's unbelievable. I swear it feels
like it's RNG whether or not you can get past the body bags here.
Grab strap might not be faster with this new way because you have to do the light first.
The what first? Oh, no, no, no, you don't even with the grab, you don't have to do the
light first, at least if you do it efficiently.
Why do I hate the game so much?
I just hate you for saying that, so.
Honestly, I very, very rarely time to go out or down themselves, but I'm just, my patience
for chat has just worn fucking very thin lately.
This guy's in the corner.
Let's just fucking kill him.
I didn't want to do this fucking section normally, it's so boring.
Why is he there? Cause I fucking cheated.
I guess.
All right, I mean, yeah, I don't know, this doesn't seem that bad, honestly.
No, he must having substantial time.
Yes.
It says...
I don't know why so many people are asking if it's a different category.
that
see you later you fucking jackass
people support you so you should just be a fucking punching bag and get shit on
by dumbass fucking chatters being fucking ragebaters
Because you make money off of streaming, so you should just be a fucking punching bag, obviously, right?
Alright, anyways...
What's up, Tricky?
I mean I don't know honestly this doesn't
this doesn't seem that bad like
We could probably try a run, I guess.
Time to full send, you want to see the time save.
I also kind of want to see the time save sound.
Use the old splits. Well, yeah, I'm not gonna fucking, I'm not gonna make brand new splits
for a route that saves 20 seconds. Very well. I guess that's how much I think it saves.
I don't actually know how much it saves.
All right, I'm going to take a short break chat.
I'm going to take a short break and stand up and stretch.
And go get some water.
I'll be right back.
Okay, I'm back.
I should probably use the official SRT, but it's so fucking it got it looks so ass I
I actually fucking hate it
The official SRT is so scuffed
Honestly quite frankly, I don't fucking I don't give a shit about the leaderboards
People that made it probably watch you. Yeah, and I'm sorry if whoever made it is watching me, but I I don't know
it's just it's not customizable at all and it's like I know it's still new so
maybe it'll be it'll be worked on but like when you're a dude at the start of
the run fucking Emily's I'm sorry not Emily Marie's health shows up like 15
times like what sometimes there's like 30 fucking 30 fucking health bars on the
screen or like 30 health readings
I mean, I don't know if they watch me ban all SRTs.
I still think SRTs being allowed for runs is kind of stupid.
At the end of the day though at a top level it doesn't really matter that much.
Yeah, I saw your video seeker.
It's just, I mean it seems a bit slower because you have to like, you're like, waiting.
Spicies run is 44 seconds as well.
then clearly he messed up because there's I mean there's no way that an optimal
mortar is just like there's no way that sitting there is faster or like the same
speed
you can go right instantly I mean so like you you don't need to wait there to
go right instant here. You can just crouch. You can like shoot that guy, crouch into the
wall, and then just go around. I don't know. I mean if I die to mortars, maybe I'll try
this. I don't know.
I mean, the only issue that I have with the mortars is that
sometimes sometimes the final mortar like shoots as you're
trying to get past those two guys, like the guy on the
ground and the guy with the gun.
And that really sucks.
That happens.
I could only run one game for the rest of your life, which would be nothing.
I don't want to speedrun one game.
I don't think there's any game that I would want to speedrun for the rest of my life.
running is fucking gets really boring really fast my like I mean I love
speedrunning when the game is new but I mean I'm already getting to the point
where like I'm already I'm already kind of getting bored of running this game
I mean I it pains me to say that but it's true
You figured out how to do chapel known aids. Oh nice.
You had issues shooting the third blister, I see.
You don't love this game? I mean it's fun.
The game's fun. I mean I've been enjoying the run.
I don't know the thing about Resident Evil games is
Like once your PB starts getting really good
the this game like Resident Evil games just get really
Really asked to like improve on
Like honestly if I get well, I don't know maybe if I grind more runs, I'll feel differently
but uh I
I feel like if I get a 134, I'll probably just be kind of like overrunning this game.
I mean, I have no idea what like a super optimized time is for this.
It might even be 133 potentially, like if you're really truly, well, especially with
the no chemo route now.
Alright, anyways, let's just try some runs.
I'm yapping.
Figured out how to get hung without worrying about the timing.
Oh, sounds promising.
Did I figure out how to dialogue, skip a chapel?
You mean at the sniper section?
I had the timer on, I just forgot it wasn't being on the stream.
It's so stupid that in the sniper section going slow is the way to go fast.
I feel like that's like the motto with this game.
Go slow to go fast.
I feel like my game is running quite smooth today though, which is nice.
Did I fully rotate it?
I wonder...
Oh, when you're holding left-click, you actually can't interact with it.
It's toolbox annoys me so much.
It's not even hard.
I just hate that there's half a second of time save on this toolbox and I don't understand
how to get it.
It is not like doing it fast.
Like there's something I don't know. Maybe it's like the girl like something to the girl
Maybe if I maybe if I like wait there or something it helps. I don't know
very strange
very strange indeed
I don't know what's going on with the toolbox though because I had a low 48th toolbox before.
And I have absolutely no idea how it happened
Like I went back and I looked at the clip and it just it didn't even seem like I went like faster
The menu delay in this game
So annoying
experimental therapies
Like that menu opens and I press Q and just nothing happens because there's a quarter
second of menu to life.
And then I don't realize that nothing happens until half a second later.
It's a bit silly.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
The
look like I just lost so much time because I got too close to the door.
will do
I haven't looked at like any of the gameplay
brah brah
Well rip one second or two seconds even i don't know
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death
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death
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death
of
It's quite a bold assumption of you to assume that everybody in chat only plays from software
games because I stream Souls games.
As you're watching a resident evil stream.
I ever get tired of the game.
Um, yeah.
I'm honestly starting to get a bit worn out of running this game.
I mean it's just because I've been playing so fucking much.
it's just kind of exhausting
I lost 0.3 seconds to him the fucking dodge
I guess I could take it
I don't know, I need to practice that stair dodge a bit more if I want to save like as much time as I can from it.
I'm not sure it even really saves time.
Maybe if you do it like super well.
I think we have a second or two to save here at least.
Kind of a rough start though.
What's... no fucking way, man.
Let's see, is this zombie gonna grab me again because of the FOV mod?
Is that a thing?
Maybe I just messed up last time.
Alright.
Now we just- this is guys, get ready for this fucking massive time save.
It's might be useful.
Assuming I actually kill these guys in the fucking hallway.
Bro, this fucking gun is so...
It's just over.
This gun is so fucking stupid.
I press right click, I press left click,
and it just doesn't shoot.
Why doesn't it shoot?
like the there was a perfect collateral there I pressed left click and then
nothing happens
I just don't fucking understand
maybe there's like a slight window or like your left click doesn't like gets
It's interpreting or something?
Or if it's like if you're sti-
I don't fucking get it, man.
thing is some like it's it because normally I don't shoot this fast though right it's like
it only happens when you're slightly like maybe that's something to do with you stopping
your like I don't know what are we doing I don't know man sometimes when I try to get
the triple clot in the care center my left click input just gets eaten and I
don't know why I don't know why it happens
I think I've lost like two or three runs total to it now where I have like it
perfectly lined up to hit the collateral. I press left click nothing happens and then I realize that
nothing happened and then I left click again but by that point they've moved and then I just miss and
I reset.
I don't understand what's going on.
of
the
and
I'm full second behind and I do not know how
maybe I didn't reset the timer
I'm not using the legal FV mod, I'm using the legal SRT, but frankly I don't
give a fuck about it submitting my rendezvous leaderboards. I really could care less. So
I don't really want to use the official SRT.
I lost quite a bit of time there.
I kind of want to reset.
I feel like my focus is just not very good right now.
I wish that it didn't make a save every single time that you left the box.
It's so annoying to like test stuff as you go.
I
I don't understand how...
Oh
I
I wonder, when you're... can you pre-move the mouse?
Honestly, I can't wait to fucking play Crimson Desert tomorrow, hopefully.
I just feel like every single time I look over a chat it's somebody posting like a message
that's meant to be rage bait or is unintentionally rage bait whether I don't know if it's intentional
I'm just kinda sick about it.
of
I'm fucked up your CPU.
Oh no.
That's cursed buddy.
We care for quite a few long term patients here.
All undergoing experimental therapy is devoted.
And then using this game are so incredibly shits, I believe.
Why does everything have to be a hold prompt?
What is it? Every fucking menu in this game have to have delay.
Oh.
I feel like my mind is just not like I just don't have any focus right now
I need to take a break and come back later and do more runs or something.
You'd like this segment makes literally no sense, like I just I do not understand how
to save time here. I really don't.
It's not even having a perfect spin though, Kamu.
I got like a low 48 toolbox, and when I pressed F on the toolbox to interact with it, my mouse
cursor was like a mile away from it.
And that was the best segment I've ever had on the toolbox.
Was when I wasn't even fucking looking at the thing.
I just don't understand how this game works.
Like, I guess going slow is going fast for some reason.
Really stupid.
That is like literally the motto of this game is
go slow to go fast.
Like if you go really fast in this game, you just get the game punishes you
What am I aiming at? Oh, this is terrible
Salad, by the way, um, is it only that one enemy that, I don't know if you're still here Salad,
is it only this guy that drops the five shotgun shells?
Is it like a specific enemy that does it, or is it just...
It's only him, okay, gotcha.
The one by the exit door can also drop five.
It's weird that it's like tied to the enemies.
Yeah, I guess you might be right.
He always drops 5 if he drops down on them.
Yeah, that's so strange.
Man, I don't understand what's going on with this girl sometimes.
It feels like sometimes she's just, her AI is so weird.
Like she just doesn't,
maybe, honestly, maybe the toolbox
isn't where the time is saved, it's with the girl.
Like there's something with her AI,
like some way to manipulate her to hit the cart faster.
Honestly, that probably makes more sense
than the toolbox itself.
Does she like get stuck on the door if it's not like fully open or something?
That's when I felt like the screwdriver went in my inventory so fast.
It was like instantaneous.
I know that I know this stuff is super minor, but it's like, I just hate not
understanding why I'm potentially losing time or like missing out on time
time save, you know what I mean?
I just don't understand this part.
and
not sure if she gets stuck but sometimes takes longer to hit the cart
yeah
yeah it feels like there's something going on with the cart like
like that's what determines whether you save the time
my new intro runs to
honestly with all the new route changes
with that with the with the no humo strats now i don't i don't think i'm
going to do
intro runs anymore
it's gonna be horrible to reset
i mean the basement doesn't seem that bad overall to be fair
I would fix it. I feel like if
If another guy drops those shells them picking those up fuck this game, bro. Holy shit
Fucking dog shit ass game dude. Oh
Let's make a chainsaw that randomly flies in a fucking
It just randomly flies in any direction and you drop it on the ground.
So even if the player drops it directly in front of them and then does a 180 degree turn,
they still have a chance to get fucked. It's brilliant. It's so smart.
That bastard did it again.
I don't think so, Newland.
I just hacked into the center's network.
network
Can you find me the fourth one?
That's two runs in a row now that I drop the chainsaw and it flies back into me
making me unable to focus shot there
and losing time
So fucking stupid
the chainsaw really is like it is the most janky fucking piece of shit that I've at
like how did how did those like that shit how did the chainsaw physics make it into
the game genuinely.
I've just played the game too many times.
I just think the way that the chainsaw works is so incredibly troll.
And maybe that's the point.
Maybe they just wanted to troll the living fuck out of the player.
It's just the way it works mechanically is absurd.
Not troll for normal playthrough.
It's pretty troll for a normal playthrough.
Especially if you don't know that you can shoot it to slow it down.
Like, you could sit there for 15 seconds waiting for the chainsaw to slow down, an enemy walks
up grabs it, you kill him one frame after he grabs it, and now the chainsaw is back
at full speed, spinning in circles again.
I lost time because of the item box, it's my bad.
That is my bub.
You're gonna see a scup no human run. Yeah, I'm trying man.
I'm not playing that well right now though.
I don't like warm up or I don't know.
I feel like my focus is just not that good right now.
I'm just like kind of spacing and zoning out.
Maybe I should take a break and like go take a shower and just chill for a little bit
or something.
38 lunch. I don't know, I was up like way too late last night.
whatever man that's my bad I went I turned too early I don't know if I was close enough
to the wall either nice just completely impossible to collateral these guys
Like I just don't I don't know like what was I supposed to do?
Well, what was I supposed to do, though, actually?
I feel like there wasn't a single opportunity for a club.
I just don't I don't know.
Like what was.
Maybe there was, though. I didn't see a single opportunity, but maybe there was.
Maybe if I went further right into the doorframe, I suppose.
Yeah, I don't know.
Unlucky, I guess.
I mean maybe the way that I do that could be like maybe maybe there's a better way to
line them up there like my the line that I take as I approach them I'm not really sure
I feel like I haven't actually experimented with that collateral that much.
I need a better lineup.
The way the soundbeats move there is grand but low, so...
I don't think it's possible to do that every time.
Yeah
You see core and thank you for the 16 months
thank you thank you buddy
I just want to see how much time I can save with this fucking no chemo route.
That's what I want to see more than anything.
Sub 135.
I don't know.
I mean, with a clean run, I imagine it's not too bad.
I mean, hell, in my run, I think I lost nearly 20 seconds to Victor.
So that's... it's okay if we pick up three shells.
Alright, dude, if this chainsaw flies into me again, I'm in a fucking screen.
have interest in warhammer games um i'd wait a few different warhammer games
games did hop when you dropped it. It always hops, Zoodle. It's just the direction and
like the speed of the hop is like the random part, I believe.
Can you find me the floor plan?
I'll see what I can do.
Well in the meantime, I'll try to track him down.
Give me posted.
We'll do.
I don't know if doing the melee at the end there is better. I honestly don't know.
I'm also not sure if I should move that item down there.
I mean, it only takes one second and I feel like over the long run it does...
Like, you lose that time initially, but I think you make it back on the item interactions later.
Are we 135?
Uh...
as we're cheating.
We are deciding to play the games of the parts of the game that we like,
and we're skipping the bad parts.
I'm gonna play solitaria
Game is bullshit
I have no idea how he bit me so fast there I'm gonna do the other dodge fuck it
Yeah, I'm excited for Crimson Desert. Honestly, I just, I kind of need a break from RE9. Don't
get me wrong, I'm like still having fun running the game to an extent. Like obviously some
parts, I don't, some parts are a little frustrating, but I'm still having a lot of fun running
game but I do kind of need a break. I'm feeling the burnout on this game pretty hard lately
to tell you the truth. I have been non-stop living and breathing Resident Evil 9 for
three weeks straight, 12 to 16 hours a day. It's a little tiring.
What do you mean, man?
I'm playing like shit right now. I mean, these early game splits are pretty good to be fair, but still just I'm making so many mistakes.
I'm just always losing time on segments. I wasn't messing up on many.
I don't know, the thing is, if I take a break I'm gonna come back and the record's probably
gonna be like a 133.
So I don't know.
We'll see.
crimson desert is good i'm definitely gonna play through the game
of
Holy time save.
I don't know what the fuck does he mean in destiny.
I
There we go time for chef Dodge
That's faster. Nobody said it was faster.
Nice time loss. I guess part of that's because the item box...
Fuck!
Why did you leave me?
I need a fucking break!
get hit by the bulldozer now I already lost I already had to use my fuel
yeah we're gonna lose like three or four seconds we definitely lost a bit
more time than we should have here but you're definitely gonna lose a few
seconds like dodging the chef and then using the item box there well maybe
be dodging the chef isn't really any slower or else we're gonna lose a few
seconds here
I
Also, I didn't have my magnum out
Well this guy takes so fucking long Wait a second he didn't even try to attack me
Dude I think the zombie fucking noticed me I need to practice this part I think I'm gonna
I think my room is fucking dead I'm pretty sure the zombie is gonna fuck me here
Zombie is fucking me actively Hey Parkie
I just crit him, then I lost 15 seconds here.
Yeah, I don't know, waiting for that guy is slow as fuck.
I feel like we need to figure out something better for that guy, because that was horrible.
This guy's gonna probably fucking kill me.
Yeah, hmm, I don't know, because we literally had to, I'm pretty sure we waited there for
like 10 entire seconds. How did we lose that much time, dude? I don't even understand.
Was it truly that much time from wait?
I'm actually so confused how the fuck did we lose 15 seconds there?
What did I do wrong?
Oh wait, no I know why it's because we had the cutscene, the cutscene of the green, the green machine.
So it's like that. It's the cutscene of the green thing plus waiting for that guy.
I don't know, it's kind of cursed.
Oh, great.
I love when I staggered the zombie in one shot.
And then I die because of it.
Ha ha ha!
I think like when he turns around like that is the normal RNG pattern.
I hate that this is not the normal, like, so grief that this is not the normal fucking
RNG pattern, so annoying.
Now he does the stupid stacker, so now he's going to bite me.
Hey Joker, it's going.
it's going the chef is the chef is like the big issue with this more than anything
I wonder if this guy is still going to die in two hits.
It's so weird.
He died.
Like, for some reason, this guy, the driver, if you shoot him early there, he just dies
in like two minutes. We're not using hemo's in the whole run. That's the idea. In practice,
It seems kind of problematic though.
And one thing that kind of sucks is like you have the startup animation of the...
I don't even think this is going to be correct anymore, because this...
You have, like, the start-up animation, then you put the green thing in,
like this boot-up sequence thing.
I
You know what hold on I'm gonna go check I'm gonna go check something because yesterday
Yesterday when we were testing this there was a strap
that like we managed to pull off
We managed to survive and also like we needed a heal but
Let me see here
Well
Hold on
Is that him
I have no idea where it was, though, in my ant-weapon axe.
the chef here. I'm gonna be here right now. See, he's not here right now, but I feel like
he... I think this might have been the attempt. See, he was like facing backwards, but then
Then I tank the hits.
And then I just run past him.
But why was he facing backwards?
It was this...
Hold on.
Let me see.
Is this...
I'm not sure if his positioning here is consistent.
Looks very safe, yeah, very, very safe, probably.
Well, I picked up the Ink Ribbon Tin by accident salad before.
I think the one one part about this route that is kind of deceptive, though, is that,
You know, you're like, oh, we're going to skip the purple, like, the hemolytic recipe.
Like, we're not going to put it in the computer.
But then you realize that you still have to have, you still have, like, the fucking
slow-ass opening animation, which kind of sucks, because, like, when you put it in,
the machine. It doesn't even have to like analyze the sample either.
Will I do a run?
Maybe.
I don't know how I didn't get bit there, hold on I think we can make a save here.
Which, would save fall if I have been loading?
I have no idea.
Oh man, this is all so annoying, because it's like...
Yeah, I don't know, it's just so scuffed.
Because the problem is, you can't...
Like this stupid blood bag doesn't give you enough blood.
So you have to pick up the other bag first, the hundred blood bag.
But if you do that then you can't have a heal.
I mean you could skip the first one but then you still have to get extra blood elsewhere.
No, no, no. Fuck off. Fuck off, buddy.
I mean, none of the stuff that... none of the upstairs even loaded them.
I mean the way I see it is you basically have two options.
You either keep the heal until this point and then YOLO pass the chef and use the heal
Or you skip the blood bag, and then you grab the other blood bag in...
Or, well, either you wait for the chef because you don't have a heel, and then it's fine.
Or you keep the heel, and then you tank the chef, and then you grab the blood bag
in the freezer.
But ultimately it's probably going to be the same speed either way.
Maybe there's a way to manip.
Maybe there's a way chat.
Maybe there's a way.
Hold on.
What if we find the exact threshold that causes this jackass to spawn in?
And then when we hit that threshold...
Wait, is it...?
I hear him.
I mean you could also just, what if I make an, I don't know if making a save file here
affects anything sorry guys I'm just trying to understand I actually feel I
feel good about the basement I'm just this I don't know what to do with the
with the chef at cold storage here.
It's kinda cursed.
Ah!
Oh!
Ah!
And these start-up animations suck, suck so much.
Facing the other way.
He's gone, bro.
Can we just make a fucking save file there?
And we can we just make a save and then he's fucking gone.
Hold on. Is it this fucking easy?
Are we just are we just fucking dumb sound?
We're probably just dumb.
Well, I mean, sorry, hold on, we should be able to use a different save file.
Let me see, uh, this one.
actually wait no this I think this I think we are not dumb I think this is
because I I'm pretty sure the the bulldozer is what triggers or like
Getting the, getting the body part is what triggers him.
Just spawn, yeah.
I don't think you're right.
I think we're not dumb.
I mean, I can try to make a save after the typewriter, but yeah, it probably doesn't.
But the weird thing is, right?
Okay, one weird thing though is when I go...
Uh, maybe I need to get a bit closer.
We have to go in here.
I could have sworn I heard him here before.
With the wrench, can you get lungs first and get heart after?
I don't think so.
I mean, you could, but I'm pretty sure you would lose an incredible amount of time if you did that.
Because you're double-backing.
And you would also be skipping out on the metal scrap, so...
So, man, this shot guy is such a, such a fucker.
I
Oh
Wait, hold on. Let me see something.
Well, let's see. If I did grab the wrench...
I
Assumed the chef is still gonna be here, but maybe somehow the statement of some I don't know. Let's just see
Maybe somehow works
Pretty sure he's still gonna be there though
I
Didn't think I got that lock
Maybe he's not here.
Oh man, it's so frustrating because like, if you just had the inventory space, this
would be fine.
If only I could just hold, if I could just keep the heal, it would be fine, but I can't.
It's so...
Oh, it's so annoying, man.
being fucking... being fucked over by 10 blood.
10 blood is preventing this from working.
Because the problem is I can't use this transfusion bag
because it costs it costs 80 blood to make the magna memo right we have them
we have the rare metal and we have this bag but if I use this I'm 10 short and
then the bag upstairs gives a hundred but we can't use that we can't like if
we use the bag upstairs it puts 30 into the thing and then we're losing out on
70 so we're just it's just fucked
man
you put the first courts in the door when you pass it I mean you could
When you're using the court store twice, I don't want to have to lose five seconds in
order to do this, but it seems like it's kind of unavoidable.
And you could suck 10 blood when you get the injector.
It's gonna probably take like five seconds though because the animation is so horribly
slow.
Yeah, I don't think he gets attracted to shots either, so...
And this is actually so grief, it really is.
I just, I don't know what the best way to make this work is, I really don't.
Cause I mean, we obviously have options, it's just they're all fucking slow.
Maybe just grabbing the, but the thing is if you grab the blood bag and cold storage
then the chef is going to kill you, at least if you YOLO pass him, he's going to kill you
because you're going to be like, he's going to run into the room and his attack cooldown
is going to get reset.
Waiting for the chef is so slow though, and that last attempt that we did, I swear I
lost so much time.
Let me see how long, how long did we wait in that attempt?
What's up, man?
10 blood from a zombie on the triple kill. Yeah.
Yeah, it's also kind of slow.
I mean, that's.
Like six or seven seconds.
Don't fucking say it, Chad. I swear to God.
I mean, this was not a good attempt because we were already plus three compared to my PB
And then we messed up as well on this box, and I think we messed up some other stuff.
So I mean, this route, there's no doubt in my mind that this route is faster.
It might not be as much faster as I thought.
Mainly because of this.
This part right here is like putting the, putting the sample in the machine is just
really slow.
You can't like start this and then back out of it, can you?
Did you imagine there's like a strat to like get grabbed by a zombie and animation cancel
the first time animation?
That would be fucking... horrible.
I'm actually kind of curious now.
Do you think you could animation cancel a chat?
Should we try?
The game pauses when you interact.
uh... yeah you might be right
Yeah, you can't like back out any of this.
I mean, alternatively, honestly, maybe the best way is just to...
Maybe the best way is just to use the bucket here and not have the first bag.
about opening the lung box when waiting for the chef. Pretty sure the game is frozen when
you're opening the box. I don't think it does anything.
I feel like this is also a part of the issue with like if you wait for the chef then this
This guy also… it's going to be a problem.
And sorry chat.
This is quite a pain in the ass.
No, I didn't shoot the box, but even when I was shooting the box, it didn't help.
And now my...
I do even have to bank the bracelet if we're...
Mmm, okay, I'm starting to...
I have an idea, Chad.
Honestly, it's not that bad for you just trying to figure it out.
So Bonnie
Wait, how much was in that bucket though?
Is it 50?
It's fucking 50, isn't it?
Of course it is.
The bucket isn't even enough.
Dude, this fucking game is so...
I'm so annoyed!
Oh my god, man!
Yeah, there's a bag in the room with the heart, but tell me, what do you think is going to
happen with the chef waiting at the doorway and me running deeper into the room to pick
up the blood bag. What do you think is going to happen? Just take a wild guess. He's going
Fuck me
Sal this is so annoying why is it so like that that if one of these if the blood bag just gave 80 it would be fine
That's so grief.
Honestly, maybe you're right, maybe...
Oh, I don't know, like maybe you suck the blood from the triple clot, or maybe...
I don't know.
How do you make this work? I mean, you can make it work.
I just want to make it be fast and also work.
of
I mean, I feel like if you grab this blood bucket, if you grab this blood bucket, then
it's pretty chill.
Oh my God, he chased me up the stairs.
But, you know, after you're done grabbing this bucket, the chef is basically already
moving out of the way.
And then because you shoot later, because like you shoot the box later, then the zombie
is distracted and the chef is already moving out of the way.
So then you basically get a free pass, but you have to get this bucket and the bucket
doesn't have enough.
Also, how long does it take to actually get the bottle in the intro?
What if we can just like grab it through the wall?
I think we can grab it through the wall.
Wait, where is this?
Oh, yeah, no, we're definitely not grabbing this through the wall.
I've got to have my seams like it's around five seconds.
I guess I'm just thinking.
Like maybe you just skip the dining room blood bag.
But but then it still just doesn't it still doesn't work because you don't.
You don't have enough blood.
You're 10 blood short again because the bucket plus the bag in the green,
the Magnum Recipe Room is only up. It's 50 bucket plus 100 bag, so you're still missing
10. You can't really skip the dining room blood bag. Well, you either need the dining
room bottle or you need this bottle?
Well, of course there's other blood pools, but the thing is, when you're looting the
blood bucket, the chef is already moving.
If you triple-clat the guys in the hallway and then you loot their blood, it is just
pure time loss.
You're just losing time completely.
At least like when you're looting that blood bucket, the chef is moving out of the way,
which in turn is beneficial because again, if you want to keep the heel, then you also
have to lose more time.
I don't know.
Just to give me such a headache, there's just like a thousand ways you can fucking
do this, but they all suck.
you
Orpheus, are you a bot?
I swear the only thing you do is spam world record time.
Sorry, I'm just annoyed right now by this, I just want to do runs, but I don't know what to do here.
It's just bothering me that there's really no super efficient way of doing this.
Kind of blows.
I guess you really do just, I guess you do just have to suck the blood from either the bucket in the room with the blood collector or from the triple collateral that you do.
I think that's really the only choice.
Because if you suck, if you suck up 10 blood there at the bodies and then use the 70 blood bag, you have 80, which means you can turn the metal scrap.
You can turn the metal scrap into.
Actually, no, you can't. Well.
No, it's still fucked. Dude, it's still fucked even if you do that.
This is giving me such a headache. Holy shit.
Because you can't make the Magnum Ammo until you get the Magnum Ammo recipe.
And by the time you put the Magnum Ammo recipe in the machine,
you're not able to loot the blood bag worth 100 anymore.
Just inject the chef? No. I think I want.
Hey, Pete.
Yeah, I don't know, Sal.
annoying this is actually this is driving me crazy I'm just trying to trying to
think of what like what is the best way of doing this the only way that I can
think of is you grab the 70 blood bag or no I just I don't dude I don't know
know how to do this fucking don't know I mean I guess okay I guess your only option is you
bank the bracelet you lose the heel you bank the bracelet use the heel and you just you
use the bucket as well and that's that's the only way there's just I don't think
there's any better way of doing it true truly
Right, you do this, you do that, you use this bag, you suck the bucket, wait why do I have,
But you don't even need to suck the bucket.
Yeah, I was, well, yeah, I was discarding the bag before.
I think the play is that you just instead of waiting, instead of shooting the box and waiting
on the bottom staircase, I think you want to just, you don't even need to necessarily
use this bucket here, but I think you just want to come here, wait for like two or three
Three seconds and then shoot the box because then the zombie won't bother you and the chef will be
like going the other direction
The only thing is I feel like I'm not having to wait as long for the chef because of
My save file here
I don't know if that's actually true or not though might be copium
Interesting that it's not loaded until you exit here
What the hell?
There's no humo. A very stupid idea.
I mean, it's strange because it doesn't show that he's loaded in.
What the fuck am I?
The, are the areas like fucking overlapped on each other dude?
What's going on?
I'm like...
And going out of bounds in this game is so weird.
Actually falling this time.
I'm dead.
Damn.
Alright, I guess I'll just try another run.
How's the practice been going?
I'm trying to rough.
I mean the reason it's kind of rough is because I'm trying some new route that is stupid.
Oh
I really wonder what the term, I swear the only way to save time in this section is to
I'd get her to push the cart faster somehow. I have no idea how it happens.
How much time does the new route save? No idea.
Not a clue.
I love having to hold the button to do everything in this game.
It's fantastic!
You try to min-max the time save and you click off a fucking tenth of a second too early
and then you lose two seconds.
I kind of want to reset.
33 seconds behind.
Hey, honey drape, honey drop, thank you for the prime sub.
Now I feel where I just lost half a second.
I don't understand this, I guess it was just a bad line.
I didn't take a slightly worse line there.
Section is such a meme.
very cutting edge the facility keeps a low profile due to the sensitive nature of the research
well i bet it does hey blaine thank you for the two-year resub thank you man
I'm sorry.
That's enough.
Good to know.
That bastard did it again.
How things are going to end.
I'm just hacked into the center's network.
Can you find me the full time?
I'll see what I can do.
Well in the meantime, we'll try to track him down.
Give me a post, dude.
We'll do.
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
I just cannot fucking play today man, what am I doing?
Probably just trying to go too fast, I guess as usual.
that ever speed on expedition 33 no I actually thought about it though I was
watching people like I saw the run actually ended up being fairly cool like
there were some skips and things that people found the screwdriver skip work
on console? Yeah, it should work fine on console, I think. It might be a bit harder, but it
could work. And I don't think I'm ever gonna run Exp. 83, if I'm not now.
awesome
Awesome.
I could run the Nassid. I haven't even played the Nassid.
Maybe I'll run Crimson Desert if the game's good.
I don't know.
Let's see, I guess.
If I run Breath of the Wilder, tears the kingdom.
No, I actually um...
When Tears of the Kingdom came out, I thought about learning it.
Oh, man. Plus five. Epic.
This room sucks. Keep talking, weeners.
I haven't actually seen any gameplay of it yet, but I know like so many people are really
excited for it.
The game looks beautiful.
I don't know.
I'm excited.
We actually have a sponsor to play it tomorrow.
It's not until like the evening though, so tomorrow I think we're going to do more...
Brother, I cannot fucking play this game, dude.
How am I so bad?
Um, anyways, we're probably going to do some Resident Evil runs tomorrow, and then we'll
switch to bring some desert in the evening to the sponsor. Just kill me. Oh well there we go.
I was joking I don't know why that dodge missed maybe I turned too early I think I did turn
too early to be fair.
Cautiously optimistic about Crimson Desert, yeah.
I mean it is made by a team that makes like MMOs.
Hopefully they can do a good job of like single player game as well.
There's no character customization.
Did you just play as like a dude or like, do you play as multiple characters in that
game?
Like I said, I've seen literally zero gameplay, so I have no idea.
All I saw was some screenshots on the Steam page.
But people keep asking me if I'm going to play it, so...
of
the
I feel like there's gotta be a way to like, manipulate her movement.
Like something...
Something happens sometimes that causes her to go faster here.
I swear.
I'm fucking convinced.
It's don't understand how
Herms and Desert reviews are in 30 minutes. Yeah
It's just a real big problem for me that I don't even have access to it.
I'm not good enough to get my hands on it.
I'm not a good person.
I'm not.
I mean, just because there's 41,000 people watching RE9 doesn't mean they're all watching
speedruns.
if I had to guess 90% of that viewership is people doing casual playthroughs.
No.
What am I actually doing?
I'm so fucking stupid.
Why did I pick up this ammo?
What am I actually doing, dude?
I like picked up the ammo and then I was like, oh, I'll just shoot the shotgun to get rid
of the ammo.
and then i press the shotgun button and i drop the chain
drop the chain so
i still have no idea how i got a twenty four point away here
never again
Maybe at the time it was like bugging out or something
He can't for quite a few long term patience here, I'll let him go.
All into going experimental therapies developed.
Experimental therapies.
Yes.
It's all very cutting-edge.
The facility keeps a low profile due to the sensitive nature of the research.
Oh, I bet it does.
I don't know what it is.
Don't you fucking do it again.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
This is an okay start.
Thank you, Rage, now.
And I just want to get an actual run going with this new route, man.
Come on, come on, come on!
I
Oh
I
My FPS is not great I just realized.
I feel like it's okay but it's not stable.
I'm not sure what's going on.
You double grabbed me, I swear to God.
This game fucking sucks, man.
I don't know.
I guess I should have just fucking bended my bullet through the fucking air.
My bad, I guess.
of
a
death
of
death
of
death
of
I think it'll be fine.
Where am I losing this fucking time?
I mean the reason we're allowed to use charms is because, well like once you've collected
them a single time, they are impossible to get from that point onward.
of
That's what it is.
Why did you do this?
Give me a fucking break!
Try not to do this more damage for your own low HP. Is that only for... Who is that even for, Grace?
Yeah, it's definitely faster to jump over the barricade.
Look at how fucking slow this piece of shit is.
What the fuck dude.
I'm gonna lose all my time, save.
All 15 seconds.
Now the zombies are gonna kill me.
It's just because of the stupid cutscenes with the fucking...
Oh my god, where are you going?
Now this guy's gonna fuck me.
Oh, nevermind.
Aw, fuck.
Yeah, it just really sucks that you have to watch the entire cutscene when you put the
thing in.
The chef just didn't take so long there.
Hey
This must be it
Can't tell which buttons wedge
Real
I
But what did I even save time?
How did I save time back?
Oh there's some.
Oh yeah I didn't shoot the zombie with the magnum.
Oh yeah fuck I have to dodge this fucking jerk off now.
I
Fuck is this other guy
Okay, salad interesting
Please be my heir.
I'm here.
I thought that...
It's all my fault.
I
Glad that FBI edgy gone away
Yeah, Grace Ashcroft
I'm definitely going to save more time there if I didn't get dead.
I'm sorry.
This place is infested.
I hope we should be upstairs.
of
death
of
death
of
10 seconds
Nice
that's my cardio for the week i guess i should have waited to kill the guy
this run sucks ass though
I don't have enough pistol ammo.
So I'm pretty sure I'm fucked because I forgot to keep my pistol ammo here.
I just realized I didn't have the guns dead anyways.
Shot my pistol ammo away.
I wish I probably shouldn't have done it.
It's a giant plug going to be in the first slot.
It was I supposed to use to make the bottle already?
Oh yeah, I think I was.
Yeah, I was making the bottle already.
Oopsies.
Oh, I forgot to dodge this guy because I just don't care about the run anymore because
I fucking lost it in the other room.
I just, I don't know, I make one, I have one bad segment and I just fucking stop caring
completely about the run. I just I just wasn't paying attention. I just I don't care because
I just lost fucking 11 seconds to a fucking axe getting hitting the door.
Hmm.
Oh, man. So this, this route, this route is definitely faster. I just it's so, it's
annoying how like I just hate how that we can't I hate that we have to wait for
the chef to like walk past it's so slow but if you don't wait for the chef to
walk past then you need to heal there so it's just I don't know it's just there's
just no good way of doing it every way of doing it is just slightly kind of
shitty
you
Is it faster to get Himo or wait for the chef?
I don't know.
I mean, you could, hypothetically,
I guess you could still get the Himo at the start
and then use it on the chef,
but I still, I think it is ultimately better to still,
like even with having to wait for the chef,
not he mowing him is better. It's just kind of annoying.
You got to unlock the recipe. Yeah, but I mean, the worst,
the thing that takes so long about using the recipe
is the fact that you have to sit through the opening animation.
Like the opening animation is what makes it so shitty, right?
like needing to
as we like at 33
Yeah, it's nine seconds of actual startup animation, as far as I can tell.
And four seconds of actually solving the puzzle.
So by skipping this purple thing, I'm pretty sure you're saving about five seconds total.
Well maybe more, because you're also not crafting the Hemo in the inventory.
Time to route out Requiem ammo.
Yeah, I don't know about that one, Sal.
Don't know about that one.
How bad is that route?
Uh, it's not that bad.
The split overlays are overlapping.
That's okay.
It's going to be okay.
How do we deal with the kitchen?
Are you talking about the cold storage?
That's no kitchen, but are you talking about this?
And that's that's the thing.
Secret kind of sucks.
Like you just have to wait.
I mean, the thing is you can get past him, Salad, but you need a fucking heel.
And there's no way to have the heel unless you like.
Place one of the courts early or fucking like this is it's so.
It's so annoying.
I'm so triggered.
I can show you because I just I just had a run going seeker with this route and I can
show you what I did for the kitchen, but it's just really annoying. My twitch vods aren't
working. I don't, I don't really know if there's any good TLDR for this nonsense spicy. The
shit is just fucking annoying, dude. Dude, will my Twitch VOD load, please? Okay, let
me open up my YouTube stream. My bad. We're fucking trying to use the VOD function of
this website. My bad. Sorry, Twitch, for trying to fucking check my VOD. Okay, anyways, here
Here I can show you, Seeker.
Any day now?
Any fucking day now?
Yeah, this part is really annoying, Seeker, because basically you need to like sit, you
need to, I didn't even wait long enough here, by the way, you have to sit here and wait
like five fucking seconds, because the chef is just AFK as fuck.
And I sat there and I waited, right?
And now I have to wait even longer.
Now the thing is, if you have a heel, if you have a heel, you can just YOLO past him and
he'll hit you, but you can iframe his combo.
You can iframe his combo on the wheel door and then you just pop the heel.
But the problem is, you don't have the inventory space for the med injector.
That is the big issue.
there really isn't any way to get space for the Med Injector either.
Have you tried baiting out an attack like you do earlier in the run?
I mean the thing is if you bait out and attack that other zombie he's gonna fuck you.
He's gonna fuck your whole day up.
Cause like at this point...
Honestly the only other alternative that I see is putting one of the courts in the
door early. Maybe putting one of the courts in the door early is better than like that.
That might be faster than waiting for him, I don't know.
How long does it take to put the courts in here anyways?
The zombies in this game.
of
Is he spawned? If you go back in the main room, he spawns in after you pick up the lungs seeker.
After you pick up the lungs from the organ box or actually.
Is it is it opening the box or is it just picking up the box? It's probably just picking
up the box. You know Clip is he here? Yeah. Like if I mean you can go test it yourself
Seeker, but basically if you go into this room and do the bulldozer right and you get
the lungs, he will be there every single time. If you make a save file, he will still
be there. If you make a save file and reload it, he'll still be there. So I guess the only
thing I didn't check is if maybe you could just not open the box, but I'm almost certain.
I feel like there's no, like, there's no way that opening the box is what causes him to
spawn. It's got to be just like progressing through this area.
You know what I mean?
Mr. Right now I don't think I have a save file to test.
Maybe I do.
Yeah, I mean I can try.
this guy's gonna fuck me up or not
could you get the hard first?
no
you can
You just have to make a save file like overnote you have to keep making a save file until
it cycles to the correct position because every time you make a every time you make a save
file if you run in and back out this position of them will like shift through all the possible
positions, if that makes sense.
Oh wait, I'm not supposed to open the box.
Why am I not supposed to open the box while I'm just cut?
I mean the intro isn't that bad, but yeah, if you're doing it thousands of times, you're
gonna get real fucking sick of it.
Isn't that the nature of speedrunning sure? The community has agreed to allow a category
that does the orphanage skip and doesn't do the intro.
I mean the intro is not that bad.
There's definitely way worse games intro-wise.
Alright, let's see.
If I don't have the box, is he still here?
He's probably still here.
Oh, I'm dead.
Yeah, okay, well.
just no matter how you cut it there's no there's really no way to do this part
efficiently
or wait
Wait a second, have I been being st- hold on, I might be being stupid, chat, one sec.
There might actually be a way to do this.
He's gonna grab me again.
Or not.
I said that every single time.
Yeah, and then I realized I'm being stupid, but whatever.
Anyways.
I don't think sucking 10 blood from the triple killed works, salad.
Unless I'm missing something.
But I don't think that works, right?
You could use your blood bag and be at 80, then I have room to keep your heel.
Yeah, but you can't get rid of the 80 because you haven't put the thing in the machine yet.
Yeah, I think you understand.
Because you can't make the mag ammo until you put the recipe in the machine.
And because of that, you would have to double back into the room to pick up the
bag the hundred bag right? Or maybe you it just the hundred bag would go into your inventory
and you don't actually have to use it right away. But I'm also thinking hold on let me
let me see if I'm maybe I'm being stupid maybe this actually works I don't know let
me test this. So I can pick up the bottle. I can pick up the lock pick. I can use that.
And then I can just pick up the green herb here, right?
It's that simple.
That's it.
all that dooming for an herb next to us yeah
Yeah, and that's it. Easy. It's that fucking simple. God, we're so fucking stupid.
oh wait what am i am i
are we missing something
now we have to hold the dialogue door i don't think we do sound
i don't think picking up
uh... well actually maybe
i guess we'll find out
as i know you can pick up some green herbs but maybe that one isn't okay
.
She say can't hurt to pick this up.
I don't know. I was thinking it's interesting.
Ro.
Why is this guy fucking?
I guess it's because of the sir.
I think shooting the surgeon there makes this guy.
OK, you know what? Hold on. Let me just.
Let me just fucking set my health.
It says I'm at 200 health, but I'm not actually at 200 health.
or does it need to be 201?
Oh, it does.
It's if you enter the room before shooting the surgeon.
Oh, okay, I see, thanks.
I see, Salad.
I see, I see.
Dude, it's crazy how much our inventory
is so fucking full.
and then everything is just gone
our inventory goes from being like fucking jam packed like full of shit
to being like completely fine
we can't tell which buttons we're...brain
oh yeah you want to like aggro these guys right?
i don't even know if i hit them
warrior
let's see if it works salad
you
The thing is though, I feel like putting the quartz in the box and taking it out is more
than four seconds, Sal.
I mean, I think, like, just putting anything in the box takes two seconds, and that's
Assuming the box is, you know, completely and perfectly on route where you don't lose any
time interacting with it.
I don't know, testing this game gives me such a headache sometimes.
You try like seven different ways of approaching a situation and they all are exactly the
same amount of time.
It's just like, what the hell?
in
I guess my only other thought was you could
You could not pick up the metal scrap until you go back.
I mean honestly wait that that might not be a bad idea like use the lockpick on this thing
to open it and just open the drawer but don't loot it yet and then when you come back you
You just loot it now.
Only thing is you would still have the 70 bag in your inventory because you couldn't
really get rid of the 70 bag.
You'd have room for the 100.
Well, I mean, doesn't it end up being the same either way though, Salad?
Like, you only need 160 total.
Like, regardless, you have a bag that's stuck sitting in your inventory because you can't make Mag ammo yet.
You know what I mean?
I mean, would it work though?
Healing?
Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe I'm being stupid as well.
Hold on.
Let me load the save.
being stupid as well hold on let me load let me load the save maybe it works
maybe this guy's gonna eat my ass
I don't mind.
Alright.
Maybe you're denting super hard.
I do it me too.
I'm also getting like a leg.
So you get rid of the bracelet.
So now we have the heel.
What the fuck?
Why is it so late?
You need a fucking break!
Oh, fuck.
Yes, um...
Oh, for they didn't wake up here.
So close!
the
see but not mean we we still have an issue salad because
uh... doesn't work
it doesn't work because with the thing is we can't get rid of this bag now
because
that's fucking game
this fucking healing item is giving you an aneurysm bro me too
it's just all it's so annoying because like
if you have the metal scrap in your inventory then you can't pick up the
green box
but
if you don't have the metal scrap in your inventory then you can't get rid of the
blood so you're just trading one thing for another
I mean the only thing that this is making a difference in is that you can
loot the green box
while keeping the heel
but then
you still
we're running into the same problem
we're halfway there, I don't know if we are, dude
Thank you.
This is genuinely giving me such a headache.
The only alternative is finding a way to not bottle Beyonce.
Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen.
We need a heal.
Well, you can sit there for six seconds, spicy, and wait for the chef to get out
of the way.
And then it's fine.
an extra bottle. Having an extra bottle is not the issue.
I don't know. There's just so many different ways of approaching this and they're all shitty.
Graff's another bottle with the 70 blood.
I can't even make bottles.
Wait.
Is it because I guess I've never picked up a scrap yet?
I mean, what is an extra bottle even gonna do for me though?
Like to use on the chef I guess?
Can you even bottle the chef?
Need the 70 for the other requiem ammo?
Yeah.
Can you bottle the chef?
I actually didn't kind of curious like everything the the most annoying part is
that you could just pick up this herb here and then YOLO you could YOLO this
you pick up the herb and you YOLO this but then you don't get the dialogue
skip on the door
That's my bad.
It's like dodge, yeah.
He turned, so I fail.
I
is the only way to get hemolytic injectors to craft them but can you
Do you actually pick up any anywhere?
Not on sanity.
They only pick up one all-game on standard, though, really?
Oh, that is the shittiest stun I've ever seen.
Bro gets stunned for half a second.
What the fuck is that?
some garbage. Oh God, this is actually giving me such a headache. I hate this. I really
fucking hate this dude
i'm just genuinely out of ideas
actually wait
there is
uh... wait nope nevermind
wait what happens if you enter the bulldozer without any
like
pistol
used by i guess
i was gonna say what if we just don't pick up the pistol but
uh... yeah
and that's not gonna work
well there's ammo in the box but
i was gonna say what if you just dodge the guy at the gate
the wristband gate, but...
I'm so scared.
You are so banned, because you're a fucking retard.
Sorry.
But it's true.
All right, dude, I don't know what to do here, man.
i don't know what to do here
so nicole
no humo doesn't seem that great no i mean it's fine it's just
it i don't even think this is that bad i'm just the the optimizer in me is given
is just getting such a headache because
i want to do this is specific way and it's it's just it's not letting me
how do you get out of the room with the healing strap you literally just
you just leave the room
like you just you just yolo at the wheel
he hits you while you're pulling the wheel
you grab the heart and then you leave
he just he doesn't even get a chance to attack you a second time
he's on your way
i'm not sure
when i can show you
he's definitely not loaded in at this point
unless like
they are you are you testing from a safe house seeker like maybe some of the
save file memes are an issue here but I don't think they are.
I'm kind of starting to think that the most efficient way is to keep the heal, or not
keep the heal, but to grab the green herb and then just hold F on the door to skip the
dialogue.
I feel like that ultimately is still the fastest way.
Even though you can't do the dialogue skip.
Which is what it is.
I don't know, spicy.
It's it's really hard to say to tell you the truth.
I really don't know.
I haven't finished a run with all of it yet, and I didn't really do any hard timing on
it.
Definitely faster, but...
of
and one of the one of the big issues with the potential time save is that
even though even though you skip the purple
even though you skip the hemolytic recipe
You still have to watch like the first time cutscene when you put the sample...
When you put the sample in the machine, you still have to wait through like the intro...
The first time scene, then...
Like that's kind of the worst part about it.
Yeah, this is what I was doing, I was grabbing the green herb here.
My timing might be bad here though, because...
And I'm gonna die, I'm pretty sure.
I'm gonna die because I lost a second.
I lost a second of time because I didn't have the Magnum out preemptively.
I didn't have the Magnum out preemptively, so I had to wait like a full second when I picked up the lockpick, I think.
desert? Not yet.
I
need the blind zombie to kill the chef yeah
I'll be nice for now.
I did it again dude.
Maybe we'll be okay on time.
Well I forgot to grab the green herb and use the fucking blood bags.
He's supposed to be like turned around like this.
And then if you make this in the right cycle, you can interact with the door, you can interact
with the door, grab the heart, and then make it out in time.
Obviously I'm dead here because I'm not full HP, but I'm not fast enough.
Yeah. Honestly, I think you have the strat in mind, but it's too slow. I can take a look.
De-spawning strat.
Yeah, this is not...
I don't know about this one, Seeker. That's actually interesting, though. Is that the
spot where he de-spawns?
Oh wait, no he's still there. I guess he's not de-spawning, he's just like resetting,
you're like resetting his position or something.
Yeah, I think what I just did is the best.
Like you just, you grab the green herb,
you grab the green herb upstairs
and you just deal with the dialogue at the wing.
I don't what am I fucking doing here?
Oh, fuck.
Okay, take the Magnum out.
Take the Magnum out.
Easy.
Relud.
Use the blood.
Grab the green herb.
Shoot the box.
You should be turned around.
and track with the door, I got the word.
That is so scary.
I
Don't do it don't fuckin do it
God, without getting hit?
Where's your save file though?
I don't think he should be, well, I don't think he'll, he should be facing this way
normally.
But I mean, I guess it would still work.
Would you say four out of five times?
Concerning.
Yeah, I mean, I suppose just dodging him. Maybe just dodging him is the best way. Because
then at least you get to keep you get to keep doing the dialogue skip.
Yeah, but I don't I don't know if this is correct in terms of his positioning
spicy because for he from at least when I was just testing it just now,
he is definitely not.
He like, he's like facing the wall when I come around this corner.
Like his back is facing me, but it might, it might not matter.
Or maybe maybe my state files messed up.
I don't know.
We do not have a bottle to use on.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
my god
Let me try it again.
The box, the trigger.
Hey, what are you talking about, seeker?
We really do not want to grab an extra bottle gun.
This is fucked.
I always forget to fucking switch to the magnum here, it's kind of fucking infuriating.
I think the zombie was gonna get me there, dude, I don't know what's going on with this
zombie, why is he...
What is happening?
I feel like his position is just completely different using this save file here.
It's weird because the area is not even loaded in, but like he's, the positioning is just
not right at all.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Oh
I mean, the zombie isn't on me here.
So, I guess this maybe would have worked.
You didn't straight up a second attack, I fucking tried.
of
the
death
of
All right, honestly chat. I'm fucking tired of testing this shit. I'm gonna go I'm gonna take a break
Thanks for watching everybody
Maybe I'll come back later tonight and try a run or something but I
Want a break
This can definitely work, but you don't know if it's safe the herbs probably better. Yeah
Yeah. Yeah, the only downside, like the herb would be perfectly fine, it just sucks that
you can't do the dialogue skip if you pick up the herb. That's the only downside, I guess.
It's annoying how the inventory is set up at this part of the run. It's just no really
good way of doing it. Is what it is, though. Nobody cares, just go. Well, nobody cares
is what you have to say either. So fuck off.
All right. Yeah. Have a good rest of the night chat.
I'll maybe be back tonight. If not, I will be back tomorrow.
I'm going to give a raid to Larxa. She is doing some Resinval 9 speedrun practice.
She is doing her first attempts.
So yeah, go say to Larxa chat.
give her some support. I'm going to go relax, maybe take a shower, just chill out. Yeah, sorry, we didn't really end up doing any runs today. I mean, we tried like one or two, but yeah, honestly, I think we just need to, I think if I do runs with the strap, I'm just going to pick up the herb and just, and just tank them on the door.
the door because I feel like that's at least reliable and I think it's probably the fastest
way of doing it because then at least I mean the only the only thing that sucks is you have
to skip the dot you have to hold F to skip the dialogue on the door but pretty sure that's
only like two or three seconds. I do think just picking up the herb is the best best
way of doing it. All right. Yeah. Anyways, take care chat. Um, yeah, if I don't see you
guys tonight, I'll be back tomorrow. We're gonna do, uh, we'll do some resneval runs
tomorrow and then we're gonna do the Crimson Desert sponsor as well later in the evening.
All right, bye-bye everybody.