you
in four hours. I'm preloading the game right now, but I'm honestly, I don't know if preloading
the game is a good idea. I feel like, I don't know, maybe it's maybe it's changed. Yo, what's
up Albert? I feel like, okay, I'm actually curious about your opinion on this chat.
Do you think it's faster like if you have good internet to preload or download the game?
Because I remember there was a game I tried to preload.
There was a game I tried to preload like I don't remember how long ago it was, but.
There was a game I tried to preload and I remember it took like an hour to decrypt it.
And meanwhile, I can just fucking I was able to like I remember.
I'm pretty sure it was like an hour or two hours to decrypt the game.
So I just uninstalled it and then downloaded it in like 10 minutes.
I feel like preloading is such a scam, unless your internet's bad.
But maybe it's gotten better. Maybe like the methods have gotten better.
You preloaded RE9 and decrypto and it took 5 minutes. Yeah, I mean, obviously like hardware has changed and stuff.
I'm pretty sure you know this was like a few years ago so I don't know anyways
I'm preloading it. Hopefully it won't take forever
Over...
XH!
Infinite ammo glitch allowed...
Apparently it's going to be a separate category.
I'll be honest though, Chad, I'm getting kinda burned out on RE9.
I mean I wish...
I don't know, I wish I wasn't, but...
Yeah, I mean, honestly, I think I have like one more big PB in me.
I have like one more big PB in me and then I don't know, man, might be, might be time
to take a break from RE9. There's this mod. By the way, Albert, did you ever, I'm actually
curious, did you ever play this mod? I know you've played like so many fucking Resident
Evil mods. I wanted to try out this mod. It sounded, it looks kind of interesting. I
mean, I haven't actually, I don't know, it's like pretty new, I think. It's like
Like a gameplay overhaul for Resident Evil 2 Remake.
That adds like, I don't know, apparently like changes the route through the game like significantly
and yeah, it looks cool.
You played it, it was fun.
Nice.
I want to try out that mod.
Looks interesting when you're going to do it.
I was honestly thinking about trying out that mod today, but I don't know, I feel like
I should at least try to do some runs with the new route that I spent like 12 hours
fucking testing and practicing. I don't know. It could be fun to take a break from
RE9 though and do that mod. Yeah, the new route is actually pretty pretty okay.
Yeah, I don't know, Chad, if I get like one more big PB, like a sub 135, I think I'm just
going to be like done with the game probably because the run is going to start getting
to the point where it's like, I don't know, you have like barely any time to save.
I mean, I'm pretty happy with the 133.52 that I got, it had a few mistakes, but...
Hey, Ashari, thank you for the seven months. Thank you, dude.
Yeah, I tested the Infinite Ammo Glitch last night.
It's kind of cringe though, because it basically just turns.
I mean, yeah, the glitch is useful. It's just, you're basically turning,
Like the entire point of running new game chat in a resident evil game is that you don't have infinite ammo, right?
Like new game is like, I don't know, just the
the new glitch basically turns
it basically turns the game into like it turns the category into new game plus
like you just you just have an infinite ammo magnum
So.
The new gas station strat is nice. Yeah, for sure.
Uh, yeah, I'm playing Crimson Desert tonight.
You think you would have liked it more before all your practice?
Um, what do you, what do you mean?
I mean, I never thought that the run was boring.
I mean, I've been playing RE9 nonstop for three weeks straight chat.
Yeah, I'm just kind of starting to feel the burnout a little bit.
You mean the glitch is boring?
Well, yeah, I mean the glitch just trivializes all the routing, right?
The glitch basically just turns the run into, in the care center, just don't pick
up anything.
pick up the key items you need. You don't craft anything. You don't need like, you just, you
have an infinite ammo requiem. In the basement, the strat is just shoot all five zombies that
are problematic in the head with the magnum. That's the basement. The basement's done.
What do I think about Crimson Desert?
I don't know.
I haven't played it yet.
Allowed?
No.
Not.
But I tried to see how fast the run could get.
No.
I don't really care.
I mean the glitch saves probably a minute or maybe a minute and a half.
Do I think Crimson Desert would be better than Elden Ring?
I mean for me?
No, I don't think so.
Am I missing the Dark Souls rando at all?
I mean I'll get back to doing the DS rando, it's fun, but I don't really have any interest
in going back to the DS1 rando right now.
Are you gonna do a run today?
Um, yeah, I think so.
Or we could try out that Resident Evil 2 mod.
I don't know.
you
You know I bet his game fucking crashed because of the SR the official SRT
No, fuck that.
You should have flashed.
I should have fucking flashed, man.
I should have flashed.
Why didn't I flash?
Uh-oh.
That's even worse!
Duh!
That's even worse!
F**k him throw my ass!
I'm gonna call myself.
Hello there.
Yeah, the Resident Evil 4 remake run was really fun.
I mean it was fun, but also very frustrating.
Luis was like the worst part about Resident Evil 4 remake as a speedrun.
louis was such a fucking stupid piece of shit
what did he do
this randomly
randomly he would
lose you twenty seconds because he doesn't want to fucking
he gets like stuck on a fucking wall or stuck on an enemy like fucking
shooting a novia or some bullshits
and lotus
i should have backed up or maybe found another flash i guess
Oh my
Think you're dead buddy
I can't waste all the ammo like fucking four chainsaw guys. I wanted to use the cannon
Yeah, that was
I don't know what to do with this one, but I'll leave it there.
Oh, no!
I hear a horseman.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh, I'm not dead.
Oh my god.
This is a fucking dire importance that you let me shop at you right now.
Do you mind coming with me?
Yeah, we have a Crimson Desert sponsorship at 5pm in like 4 hours.
Why?
Krauzer!
Damn, I didn't know Ella was an RE4.
Krauzer!
Oh my god it's Ella look why Bowser
Brother let me fucking play oh my fuck what is this what what is this
Yeah getting a sponsor for crimson desert super cool
Am I gonna start death stranding to PC runs?
Uh, never.
What is he doing?
Fucking move in, Basil!
Yeah, okay.
That segment is fucked dude.
Hold.
Hope the hype is real.
No.
And the situation is not looking good.
Sponsored stream is going to be over before I finish this tutorial.
Yeah, I heard that the start of the game takes like a long time to get through.
In front of the fucking door streamers don't get crimson does early. Nope
It's 78 because of gaming journalists not getting hand out through the game. Yeah, I mean, I don't know
I'm excited to try the game. I mean I'm honestly I take journalist reviews with
like a grain of salt
guys the game isn't a 99 on meta critic game is obviously trash
I feel better today I felt fine yesterday
But yeah, I'm okay, thank you.
New route?
How much can the route change?
there's a new route that saves like 20 seconds where you don't you don't make any hemolytic injectors
Closer to this doll
He's gonna figure out how to open it. I fucking I just know I just fucking
Hey, what is what exactly is this dude? Hey, what is this?
It's actually not that bad Dara the new round
I figure out the dialogue skip at Leon rooftops. Yeah, I mean you just throw grenade at the
ground then. Or wait, are you talking about the sniper section? I believe in the sniper
section you just have to go slow. Like the very final enemy that you kill you need
to actually kill him later.
Really stupid.
Did I get that on a run?
Uh, no, because I always kill the enemies instantly.
I haven't even had a run to try that yet.
I hate- I hate how Resident Evil 9 just-
basically fucks you for going fast. It's like, Oh, you killed everything super fast. Well,
now you lose 25 seconds or you sit there for 25 seconds because you killed everything
too fast. And now you have to wait for our built in timer.
Very cool.
Mm-mm.
Alright, sorry, I'm eating my food kinda slow. I need to speed it up here.
Serious Sherry I'm looking straightforward and you jump off the fucking ledge Sherry come on
What happened?
You're faster!
No!
Fuck!
Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
Yeah, cool fucking game, bro.
This game is so trash, dude.
This game is so absolute fucking trash.
How are you shooting every fucking time with the fucking arrow to my fucking face, you fucking sniper bitch?
For you, thank you for the 52 months.
What? Is that? What is this? I can't fucking play this game anymore, man!
Wait can you get knocked down?
Wait I don't know this is a thing.
This club is so good.
Oh my god.
What is going on?
Dude I'm off the scene dude!
What is that?
Oh, my fucking god, dude.
Are you kidding?
Oh, fucking game!
Why play the game? Why are you watching? Go fuck yourself.
Oh, you hate the game? Why are you playing, Ethan?
Well, guess what? Because I like fucking torturing myself.
I'm gonna ban you. Even if it crashes my fucking run, I'm gonna fucking ban your done fucking ass.
Oh, Ethan!
Shoo!
Oh my god! What?!
Who the fuck is that fuck?
I fucking don't do it.
You're at zero, no!
You're absolutely wrong!
Fuck.
BAAAAAAAARGH!
Yeah, so I'm actually getting hit on purpose before anybody's like, dude, you know, you
could do this right to get to dodge the enemy.
Yeah, I'm getting hit on purpose.
Are you fucking shitting me, bro?
Let's
What's up, Bok?
God, Xerion Rage is so hard.
Oh, it's the man himself!
Yeah!
Every fucking run, dude, I swear the game is like, no!
He's not leaving the city unless he's plus 15!
Move, you fuck boys!
Now I'm gonna auto dodge the wrong way. Perfect.
Great, and now he's stuck on a fucking corpse.
God, this game sucks. Take her.
Be a good girl for me. Don't care.
What?
Oh, what?
Bro, he absorbed one!
He absorbed the mine round!
I can hear somebody down there.
So how are you feeling about the run now, Boc, after three weeks?
Are you going to keep grinding it for a while?
Excuse me, Nick.
No!
I was saying at the start of the streambok I think I have like one more big PB left in
me and then I'm probably gonna be done with RE9.
This isn't very fun anymore, yeah, that's what this RE9 run is gonna turn into.
Why isn't it fun to run? I mean, it is fun to run, but once, once like, like I said, once
I get one more big PB, it's just gonna be fucking reset central. This video is bullshit.
I don't know what you have against this video waifu, but nobody cares
There's not a ton to optimize. Yeah, so many of the sections are just so like straightforward, I feel like
It's like it either just goes smoothly and you do like it's just
Yeah, you just run by everything and then all of the and then all of the sections that are scripted combat encounters are tied to timers
So it doesn't even fucking matter how fast you do it
Like you you can do this you can do the sniper section as Leon and for you can kill all the enemies in 40 seconds
And then you sit there for 25 seconds waiting for the fucking trigger to activate to let you over the lab
I don't know it's just
Are they timed it's just the way that they coded the game this just sucks
It's like it doesn't it doesn't matter how fast you go the game just punishes you
What's up tray
Were you uh, were you running the nohimo rat today, Trey?
You hate me? That's okay, buddy.
I'm sure you're not the only one.
You got to RPD and your game crashed.
Honestly, Trey, I was saying this. Oh, yeah, somebody said that you crashed.
I- I bet that you crashed because of the official SRT.
That thing is a piece of shit.
I've heard multiple people saying that the official SRT is causing their game to crash.
I know a fence to whoever made the SRT. I'm sure the bugs will get ironed out and stuff.
What the fuck happened to this what what is wrong with you wiker?
What do you what is wrong?
He wants attention.
Right
Wow what a dumbass dude
All right guys this place is pretty free nothing bad ever happens here
Man dynamite village was so good so many fucking good clips man
nice okay okay I just okay this fuck me just fuck me just fuck me
oh come on
oh my god
I wasn't the one who banned them chat, but honestly, I, uh, it's probably the right call
Oh.
What the fuck?!
Do.
Fuck you!
No.
Oh no!
No.
Please dude!
Is Hobb still doing the DS1 rando by the way?
I thought he might have been taking a break after he lost that fucking like 30 hour run.
He did have a mini-depression, but he's still going.
It's actually crazy that nobody finished the DS1 rando yet.
It's like fucking cursed.
Like Ella had such a good run going and he died.
Bob had a really good run going, but he also died.
I think this is actually a cake finished.
but was cake using auto quips though?
I don't think he was, right?
I mean, not to like...
I mean, it's still...
Still nice that he finished it, of course, but...
I got it. I got it.
Let's come, you fucking piece of shit!
What?
No! I'm just...
What the fuck?
Oh man.
So many good clips, dude.
You can't make this shit up!
You can't make this shit up right here!
Foying right up a fucking domeski!
This guy! Get off my fucking ladder!
Resident Evil 4 Remake just had so many memes that could happen.
There's so many stupid things that could happen.
Badness shit, dude!
Badness shit!
Why is this in the game?
Dude, I'm gonna fucking...
Look at the fucking pace! 50! 49!
Who fucks-
I wonder if Orch is gonna do runs with the glitch?
I know somebody was saying he was doing runs with it yesterday.
I wonder if he's gonna keep doing the glitch though.
Oh my god, I just ate the monkey!
Oh yeah, for anybody who didn't hear, there's a new glitch in Requiem that's broken as fuck.
What was that?
There is no fucking way!
I'm gonna go crazy. I'm gonna fucking go crazy.
I'm gonna- I'm gonna fucking lose it.
I'm gonna fucking lose it, dude.
What?
You're joking.
You're fucking kidding me!
All right, sorry Chad, I'll be I'll be done in a sec
The day is just not meant to be a day for runs, I guess
You can do this! You're doing it! You're doing it!
What?!
Oh my god!
Oh!
I'm not bad at this game, it's just good at soloing, let's go with that, huh?
You can't be fucking serious! You cannot be serious, right?
Come on.
Hit the lever, bitch. Jesus.
Ashley.
Hit the fucking lever, dude. What is happening?
Jesus Christ, man.
What is she doing dude?
Dude!
Press the lever!
Hello?
Go?
Go!
go this game is shit why do I even run this game like why
what
That was the worst cabin RNG I've ever seen.
This stuff makes you not ever want to run again.
All right, chat.
Like, why does nobody ever come in?
What the fuck are you?
All right.
Let's boot up RE9, shall we?
and
Get the IV zombie to kill the chef.
No.
Are we doing no-hemo?
Uh, yeah.
It's the plan.
No-hemo isn't really that hard.
Uh, but yeah, for anybody who didn't see, there's a new glitch that is going to be
be banned but I can show you guys it. Well it's not going to be banned I think it's
going to be its own separate category but yeah for those who don't know basically
you can give yourself you can give your magnum infinite ammo if you but you
don't even have to use the box basically you remove the requiem you
Remove the pistol you put the pistol back in first you're made the requiem and you equip the requiem and now I have a requiem with eight bullets
The
movement tech. What even is the movement tech? Are you talking about like the third
person thing or wait are you talking about like the right-click movement like
is it even like I'm not sure this shit is even actually faster and also it's
completely cancer to use in tight spots because if you're close to a wall it
It just like doesn't fucking work.
There is some like weird movement you can do though, where you like jiggle back and forth.
And I was, I don't know if that's faster than third person.
I feel like it's easier to do is like Leon.
It's really weird.
I was testing this shit last night trance and it was horrible. Yeah, you can like almost clip through this wall chat
But uh, it's kind of ass
Unfortunately, you can't actually make it through
Maybe there's a way you don't like perfectly
It's probably just visual anyways. See the thing is though Dara, it's not visual because you can clip
using the mortar.
Like it said, I mean
When you have your flashlight out it doesn't work really
That is so weird
The inputs for this are so strange.
yeah I was testing this for like half an hour last night it's maybe so sick we
actually had some sort of like skips in the scheme
we just need to do we just need doom interactions maybe we can scroll our
wheel and interact with the zipline from further away.
It's interesting you can get like a fall animation here.
So strange.
I think I know how to do it, Chat.
Holy shit!
No, I didn't find anything.
You're not spamming space to Perry, right?
There's no fall damage, right?
What?
It's so weird that you like, you know, I'm like fall forever.
Okay, let's find those detonator parts.
I'll kill the blister head before it spawns.
Which blisterhead are you talking about, trance?
I mean the only reason you kill the blisterhead anyways is because he can grab you even if
you're looking up I think right?
Like killing the blisterhead doesn't end the elevator section does it?
I think it's just because he can like hurt you when you're doing the lookup strap.
He's the trigger, is he?
I thought it didn't matter.
I actually don't know now.
of
the
of
the
I guess so.
No way.
You'll have to take the next one.
Yeah.
You'll have to take the next one.
You guys stop fucking pushing me please.
Yeah, I didn't fucking kill anybody.
Yeah, still ended.
Is that section on timer?
This entire fucking game is on time.
Yeah, I think the only reason you kill the blaster head
because he can like grab you during the lookup strat because he's like a different type of zombie
because he has like melee attacks and stuff. Or maybe it's not that he can grab you,
but he could hit you with this like a four hit wombo combo thingy, I guess.
I really do wonder if your FPS dropping in this game loses you time, like maybe I should
run the game on 1440p, I don't know.
Really good run is on the precipice.
I mean, I'm already pretty happy with my PB.
Yeah, I mean, it could be a bit better.
I mean, I am using, wait, am I using DLSS?
Oh no.
I didn't feel like DLSS did anything, though.
I use frame gen because it's pointless.
Why didn't I submit any run? Because my run isn't valid for the leaderboards.
They used an F of E mod that's not valid.
Quite frankly, I don't really care though.
Alright, I'll be back in a sec.
Alright, I'm back.
It's on my YouTube channel with a clickbait title.
I don't think my title is clickbait.
Uh, yeah, we have a sponsor for Crimson Desert later tonight.
All right
Yeah, we are sponsors in like three hours
So honestly if I don't get a good run if I don't get a run going soon
We're not even really gonna have that much time to do runs
So I might end up switching over to that RE2 remake mod
Write that out for a bit
I swear somehow the interaction point for this door is different, like taking a bad
That bind to that door actually loses you time or something.
Bro, what?
Because I'm on 1440p wait no I went back to 4k. I'm not even on 1440p
Makes no sense
130.29? Bro, what?
What the fuck is going on?
I almost got a 139 escape. What do you fucking mean? What the fuck is happening? Excuse my
FPS is stable? What is happening? How? How? How?
Be careful quite a few long-term patients here all undergoing experimental therapies before
Well, we've lost all of our time save on the menu but uh how the fuck did I get such a fast time there
seriously what the fuck is that
is it
no you actually do want to sell the handgun ammo
of
the
fact that I actually do wonder if that the S is kind of important, though
that's really strange I have never once had such a fast time there
I'm not talking about the 24.13, though.
I'm talking about the near...
I was almost a 1.
That was almost a 139 escape.
That is, like, insane.
It's not though it is it is fucking insane
No, okay, yeah, you know best random fucking twitch viewer
I don't know are there any other runners here like that I feel like that's in like genuinely
what the fuck like I I'm so confused
oh I'm so bad man
It was the toolbox spin that I have no idea
I still think he's cheating. All right, well, whatever, rip run. I'm genuinely so confused
though how how I almost got a sub 140 escape I guess I was just I guess I was
just I don't I don't know I've never had a time like that there before
Is it all, thanks man.
See, now that is more like normal, dude, but what is wrong with this game?
I guess she was just faster?
It's not, dude, I swear it's not the box.
There's no way I'm losing half a second on the box.
It has to be hurt like the lady herself.
What?
Man, oh no man.
That last run was a fucking mystery.
Pre-care for quite a few long-term patients here.
All undergoing experimental therapies.
I fucking hate the menus in this game, dude.
I wonder if I should...
menu practice time
i just i hate having to press q
and then press a because it's like
it just feels so awkward because i can't
i have to like move my finger from q into a
wonder if i like
and those is super minor but it's just
look at mess up this menu a lot because it's just awkward
with like my fucking fingers
The setting to make the mouse not interfere with the menu, yeah, it's kind of annoying.
I tend to agree.
I clipped through the monster in the last run.
Yeah, maybe somehow.
The fucking menu delay.
Alright, whatever.
Sorry, I'm just...
Dick and balls, thanks for the prime sub.
Oh
There's definitely something weird going on, maybe we should check the bot and see exactly
what happened here
It's crazy I was like a full second ahead.
I don't get it, I don't understand this game.
Here, I'll try to find a long-term patience here.
I'll undergo an experimental therapy.
God, these fucking menus!
I hate that I have to spam right-click,
because it's like, I'm fucking spamming right-click,
but if I spam it too hard, I'm just gonna exit out of the fucking box.
You can't hold right click to skip this stuff, right?
the box. Hold on, let me see.
Holy shit! She's coming out of the fucking ceiling!
And my game fucking broke because...
Fucking, I don't know, game's fucking stupid.
I was like going through here before, which felt like it was helping with her like getting
heard of me faster
I saw a spicy was like strafing into this interaction. I don't feel like that's copium though.
I feel like it doesn't do anything. All right, hold on. Let me make a save file here. I'm
like, I'm just this box. I know this is like all the shit is like super minor, but
stuff like this really does add up more than you think chat. This box just fucking drives
me crazy because I'm like it's like you need to spam right click but if you spam right click too fast
then you fucking like exit the box it's
so stupid
I'm careful quite a few wrong to all undergoing experimental therapies developed
also if you interact with this box like
Thank you.
I love Menured Away.
Oh
I was trying to- okay, hold on. I want to open up my bod. I want to see that- I want
to check the- I want to check when I got that- that super fast time earlier. So I just-
I just am so confused how I like saved so much time there never once had
I went back to 4k
Did I swear somehow they
24.13
Why did she like she fucking like ran into the fucking door because I did she normally
do that.
Dude I swear somehow the interaction point for this door is different.
Like taking a bad line to that door actually loses your time or something.
And I climbed at like 43.5.
What the fuck is happening?
Like 0.7?
I somehow saved 0.7 here.
Then also like how did I save 0.3 on the escape as well?
130.29? Bro, what?
What the fuck is going on?
Man, I know this is only like a half a second or a second. I'm just it's just so weird. Like why does it happen? I guess it's just
Am I okay? I'm... I'm... fine.
It's not how fast she's slapped, it's how fast she gets to the cart.
she's just somehow getting into the cart
We care for quite a few long-term patients here, all into doing experimental therapies.
Well, this fucking box is gonna make me fucking crash out dude.
I hate, I kinda hate the menuing in this game, it's just so, it's so, like, why does everything
have to be a fucking hold prompt?
Why can't I just click?
of
I'm curious is it hold on I actually want to I want to experiment with the section for
moment because I was curious how much help does this guy have here anyways
knowing though because I don't have my shotgun hold on let me actually be having
beautiful runs yeah the most insane runs right now buck
can you not just fucking kill this guy with the shotgun?
We can just fucking kill him with the shotgun.
What are we fucking doing?
Oh, it's kind of scary though.
That did fucking 80 damage?
Oh, how the fuck am I doing 78 fucking damage to this shot?
It's definitely not a crit.
Oh.
Who helps?
Man, I don't know. Maybe this is a f- Maybe this is f- Maybe I'm- This is f- control, dude.
It seems kind of maybe a bad strat.
So it's so precise to get the one shot and she doesn't fucking die.
Don't walk towards him for mid range bonus bro.
We are literally when we're one shotting him we are perfectly using the bear charm.
i am using the fucking charm chat
Yeah, I don't know, this seems kind of toxic.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
good to practice this way because he starts faster in a checkpoint reset yeah hold on let me make an actual save
oh this menu is so bad
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
I fucking get me an auto save every time.
That did 30 damage.
This game is so fucking stupid, bro.
How does that do 30 damage?
I just don't understand.
Neither of them died.
I mean, I feel like you could maybe do something like this, where you just run past him.
Kill the girl.
I don't know.
I don't know why. I mean I should just do the normal fucking strat, I just...
You can hit them both with the magnum.
You'd imagine you can kill them both with one magnum shot.
The thing is, I don't think a magnum shot kills.
It's on standard.
I don't I don't fucking know what you're talking about.
Maybe they do that on standard, but I don't quite frankly, I don't fucking care.
I'm testing, I'm just testing something.
The chainsaw just ate my fuckin' bullets.
Well, the cutscene just auto triggers, interesting.
No, you can kill them.
I guess the problem is the chain saw is going to be in our way anyways.
You know the funny thing is I bet this would work if you had the connoisseur charm on the
I'm actually kind of curious, let's see.
one one
row has one fucking health
This game is so dumb.
One.
Are you fucking serious?
One health! ONE HEALTH!
If you could actually kill them both with one shot at the beginning, I feel like this would actually save them.
probably a few seconds
This hurts to watch then stop watching nobody's making you watch
Please wait here.
And then the chainsaw fucking drops on top of me.
The thing is, yeah, I mean, you might want the sunglasses charm on the Requiem anyways,
so it's probably not a good idea anyways.
Please, wait here.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know whatever this is. This is this is probably this is just stupid.
I guess let's just keep trying runs. I just wanted to see if maybe there was a better
way of doing this, bro. You are linking me a Google drive. What the fuck is that?
maybe he's linking me to infinite ammo glitch or something
The doctor is passing under my first shot. No, he's not. He's surviving with literally
one HP. You can see his health in the top left of the screen. Crouching isn't gonna do anything.
and he survives with one hole.
This chainsaw is so dumb.
That line up a thing.
I mean it is, but the problem is
the fucking chainsaw cocks you.
I also have the connoisseur charm on the Requiem, not the sunglasses, which probably...
I was just trying, I don't know, I just wanted to try something different here.
I love the chains on this game, that shotgun shot just did 20 damage by the way.
20 damage. I did with that shotgun.
I
things are so stupid
I don't know I do wonder though like could what the right like do you I guess
you definitely you probably want yeah I'm kind of curious if the connoisseur charm
could work on this, but I think the problem is when you do the...
Upgrade Requiem instead of Shaka. Well, you definitely shouldn't be the one routing this
game. Sorry that was rude but...
Man I still one shot her.
of
death
of
death
of
death
He can bring it closer to the double door that literally doesn't matter at all completely irrelevant
I didn't kill her Wait, what?
Did I crit?
The magnum can crit, right?
Headshot?
I'm pretty sure headshotting him doesn't want to shot him.
This chain saw is so unbelievably cringe.
I just did 30 damage with my shotgun shot.
I got this game.
24 damage.
Yeah, I know. I'm my partially mist. I know. It's just crazy that you can do such little
damage with a partial hit.
I mean, that's gotta be faster, right? How I could even, I could magnum this guy as
well because I have an extra Magnum Shot. This has got to be faster, I think.
Can we ban this for making strats?
Don't have to be an asshole.
Well, I'm just saying, man, like, yeah, I could upgrade the requiem here to save one second.
And then now I don't have an upgraded shotgun, so I have to upgrade before chunk.
And then I lose all of my time.
I promise like you you have to hit this girl like in the body
of you.
Fucking magnum man.
The helpful that he lives it literally doesn't matter whatsoever.
This section is on a timer, and you have to wait.
After you kill all the enemies, you have to sit here and wait for 15 seconds for this door
to open, so where the chain size is literally is completely irrelevant.
It does not matter whatsoever.
I
What
of
the
so hard to kill like I don't know why I guess you have to hit her in the body but
of
them
and
thing is just because you're trying to be helpful like I know some people just
want to help but like you're not actually helping like if you want to help
like boot up the game and actually test and don't just like say well maybe you
should do this and you have no idea what you're talking about
Yeah, I feel like you kind of have to...
I
Okay, that that ain't like trying to shoot through there is so scuffed
You want to see a full run
They're at two and one HP
This is what the shape is.
I think.
of
the
of
Crouching will increase damage due to spaghetti cutting, crouching doesn't increase the
damage that's not a thing. Rouching increases the speed at which your gun
focus fires and when you focus fire it does 10% more damage.
of
the
death of
death
of
Honestly, this seems like it has potential though.
Well, the speedrun starts, we skip the intro, bar room, we skip like the 8 minute hiding
under the bed section with the mod.
Seems like I'm losing time here.
Let's try run with the strat and see how it goes.
I'm pretty sure it's faster.
of
Okay, that was good.
Experimental 30s.
Yes.
It's all very cutting edge.
The facility keeps a low profile due to the sensitive nature of the research.
I don't know how long I bet it does.
Am I ditching the nohimo stra-
No. Never said I was.
Nice.
Holy shit, we're saving so much time. What the fuck?
Not faster did it again.
I don't think they knew it.
I just hacked into the Sector's network.
Good, good.
Can you find me the foreplan?
I'll see what I can do.
We're in the meantime.
I'll try to track him down.
Can you post it?
We'll do.
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
343!
I feel like I should just stop moving that fucking bottle like I don't even know if it's worth it. I feel like it might be but I
I hate like the...
You can squeeze one more second out of it.
I'm not really sure how you can make that any better than what I just did, but maybe.
Yeah, but the problem with that is, I mean, I was trying that in, but they're like not
lined up at all.
Like it's just, they're not lined up properly.
And also if you do that, then you're gonna have to kill the final guy slower because
you're gonna have to get closer to him before you can kill him.
Thank you. See you later.
It's Larx's birthday tomorrow.
5.55 quarts. Bro, I just fucking revolutionized the intro to this game, holy shit.
Shit
this game sucks
Bro, chunk. What the fuck? What the fuck is this chunk?
I'm getting some water. I'll be right back. Runs fucking dead.
you
Thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you man.
Damn, bro, this fucking, this chain saw room Strat is fucking sick.
Should have somebody clip it
Well, let me actually
Let me post this on the discord
you
and
Oh, yeah, uh, okay, hold on.
Oh, what am I supposed to describe?
you
All right.
Hey, Rebel Heart, thank you for the sub, man.
Oh
of
death
of
death
of
Didn't pick up the med injector.
No crimson desert today, the game isn't out yet, buddy.
What's that card line up about?
I don't know and I'm just trying stuff.
She might fucking spawn in front of me here.
I say, I saved half a second, like, there's something that you can do, aim to manipulate
her to hit the card faster, or like to get to the card faster.
It's my very first run of the day.
She pushed the cart 0.7 seconds faster than normal and I have no idea why.
You care for quite a few long-term patients here all under going experimental therapies
Experimental Therapies I'm for the new Strat Chat
I'll find him, mess it up.
Man, killing him with that magnum is like...
Okay.
I don't know, maybe I should aim at his head.
As you can see, I've done enough.
Okay, that's my bad. I got creepy.
God, hold on, I wanna test something else.
I'm curious.
This guy's in such like an awkward position, it's so annoying.
I haven't actually done 369 full run attempts.
I guess I use my timer to test stuff a lot of the time.
And maybe this is the good one, because I got blocked.
Nah, she's slow this time.
it's just rng really don't know
Still not sure how I saved point 3 here earlier as well.
I don't know, time saves in this game are like mystical.
And I got stuck in the box.
Girl attacks you after you take the screwdriver.
Probably just going too slow.
a low profile due to the sensitive nature of the research.
Oh, I bet it does.
That bastard did it again.
All things in your head.
They just hacked into the center's network.
Good.
Can you find me the floor plan?
I'll see what I can do.
Well, in the meantime, I'll try to try to get you out of here.
I'll get you out of here.
Well, in the meantime, I'll try to track him down.
Give me Post-It.
You will do.
Come on, come on, come on!
Yeah, you can skip all the bags for the pouches.
It's not faster though.
As far as I know, it breaks even.
Yeah, this new chainsaw room strat is super fast.
I had a feeling there was time to be saved there, that's why I tested it today.
surprise it's actually that much though I guess the execution animation is kind of
slow
yeah I mean the execution animation is slow but
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do that.
the reason that failed is because I'm pressing Q during the turn to angle it
better so it doesn't have to reset to its neutral position as slowly
I don't think the lighter has anything to do with that, I think that's just a coincidence.
Why isn't this working?
you
You
Branson doesn't come out for an hour and fifty minutes.
I guess the zombie isn't here, because I don't know what to do with him.
zombie isn't here because I didn't put in the fucking red jewel or something.
This game is so scripted it's crazy.
why did she do no damage to me do I have cheats on
dude what the fuck I don't
Why am I taking no damage? Did I turn on god mode? No.
Yeah, I guess somehow the no clipping just broke everything completely.
This might be useful.
9 bio round randomizer drop on the pillar oh really I am I taking no
no damage.
I don't know, like I had a visual cue that was working for me every time on this, and
now...
Now I just can't do it.
I feel like the save file is breaking out.
I don't understand the scheme.
Also, I'm going to restart the game because I have no idea why my character is taking no damage.
Maybe I must have hit the God mode keybind on the trainer, I guess.
By accident.
Why can't I spend some bullets on him?
Because I don't have bullets to spend on him and you don't need to shoot him.
You can literally just not shoot him.
So.
I mean I do have a gun, I have a Requiem.
And if I use my one Requiem Bullet there, the entire run is dead.
I'm also spamming F on this door and somehow it's not like...
Some of them's door keeps not actually opening.
I think she's just gonna spawn in front of me, and she's gonna spawn in front of me.
But I want to understand how to get like, I just, I don't understand why she's faster
here sometimes.
This drives me crazy.
I'm like spamming F and it's just not opening the door.
It's gotta be...
Come on.
Oh!
Somebody!
Oh
You care for quite a few
Your long-term patients here
I
That bastard did it again.
How are things on your end?
I just hacked into the sector's network.
Good.
Can you find me the full time?
I'll see what I can do.
You're on the meantime.
I'll try to track him down.
Can you post it?
We'll do.
How's that not gold? It's the final enemy didn't die to the magnum. 346, I mean, with
The new strat 343 is good here, maybe 342 even.
I am headshotting the guy though, that's what you don't understand.
Even if you headshot the chained star guy, he doesn't die in one shot, I'm almost certain.
Maybe I'm missing.
Pretty sure I'm not going to die in one shot though.
I think you can kill him in one shot if you get a crit.
But I think the crit chance for the magnum is like 5% or something.
Oh yeah, yeah, you can kill the last guy with the magnum.
Why is this dodge so fucking cringe, dude?
Weird how he's like, hello.
One thing that annoys me about this guy is I sometimes get like stuck on him.
I want to see.
See that smoother.
I actually think I should do the dodge more to the right, if I don't get stuck on
Oh
I'm kind of getting stuck on them.
like the angle at which I think part of my inconsistencies here is not aiming at the
same like height every time.
I do think that's my issue.
That's crazy, man.
of
Hey Brogboy.
It's hard to find a right.
I feel like my best bet might be just aiming like straight on like this.
That felt good.
I got close to the wall in the door, yeah, I'm just trying something different.
Just trying something different.
Because a lot of the time he like blocks me and makes me lose half a second.
Weird.
Hey, kicka-chadden.
No, I'm not going to use the armor plate.
Hmm.
Hmm
That's crazy, man.
And nothing's wrong with this guy, I'm just trying something different.
Is this sound cue? No, you do not want to use it.
Also, we should probably update the game to current patch for performance.
I might do my dodge like this now.
feels a bit better. That can be not on the leaderboards because I'm a cheater.
Oops.
Yeah, everything still works on current patch.
Just the game, the game just runs better on...
Game runs better on current patch, so...
I mean, the thing is when your FPS drops in this game, you might actually lose time in some cases,
and it also might affect the AI.
Your FPS is unstable.
And we're gonna try crimson desert
Which is so slow
Honestly chat, we kind of need to get a run going soon, otherwise it's kind of just we
don't really have enough time to do another run because of the Crimson Desert sponsor.
These menus are gonna make me fucking lose my mind.
It's just, I'm just so greedy for the time save.
I just, I do my input a tenth of a second too early and then the input gets eaten and
it doesn't do anything.
So then I press the button and then I start doing the other inputs but the input didn't
go through.
I sit there like an idiot wondering what the fuck just happened.
I don't know. I'm trying to replicate the fast girl that we got before but I have no
No idea why it happened.
Probably doesn't have anything to do with this.
patients here all undergoing experimental therapies to help
I'm gonna lose my mind experimental therapies yes it's all very cutting-edge
the facility keeps a low profile due to the sensitive nature of the research
Oh, I bet it does.
This game is so dumb, this game is so fucking bad, I'm fucked.
I don't feel like I'm the only one who has this shit happen where the chainsaw just fucking flies into me
It's just happening to me like fucking 20 times
of
I
Said I think I need a break from this game soon. I feel like I'm getting so tilted by the smallest things
You're going to be playing Crimson Desert by real?
I assume so.
Time for RE2 speedruns?
No.
I don't think so.
I bet it does.
That bastard did it again.
I don't think they knew it.
I'm just hacking to the center's network.
Good.
Can you find me the full plan?
I'll see what I can do.
In the meantime, I'll try to find you.
Yeah, if we killed that final guy on the ground, we would have saved him more time.
Come on, come on, come on!
345 isn't even good anymore, man.
343 is the new, well, honestly, probably 342.
The new good Leon, I think.
Yeah, Baru. That would actually save so much time for the speedrun route. She wouldn't
have to make any magma man bomb
I
Honestly, Chad, maybe I'll just switch over to that RE2 remake mod.
I don't really have time to do another run right now.
Maybe if we get like this one, we'll get a nice one.
Maybe this is the good one.
This might be the good one.
This was the fast one.
not sure what I did, but it has something to do with how you get past her there.
So weird.
Yeah, I saw Zeke off to try that out.
edge the facility keeps a low profile due to the sensitive nature of the
research I bet it does
of
this
of
the
I'll be back.
That bastard did it again.
How things are new, Ed.
I'm just hacked into the center's network.
Good. Good.
Can you find me the foreclosure?
I'll see what I can do.
In the meantime, I'll try to track him down.
Keep me posted.
We'll do.
Come on, come on, come on!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Hey, floppy disk.
What's up?
Oh, no.
Oh
Yeah, how'd your run go on GQZ?
I saw your...
Was that last night you were doing a run?
Two nights ago?
I hate this place, but if I can get up...
I can't wait to lose my run to this light switch zombie again, who's apparently unable
to be practiced for some god forsaken reason.
Dude, it just doesn't fucking work.
I don't know why.
Just decide this dodge just doesn't work anymore.
I don't know.
And I can't even practice it either.
I can't even practice it because keep going.
How about no?
I'm not going to keep going.
I don't know, man.
Fucking so stupid.
I can't even practice it with the save file.
I'm fast, I have no time for another run.
No, I don't... actually.
I'm not tired, I'm just tired of chat just constantly...
...hanging such like...
I don't know man, maybe it's just a me thing, it's just...
I hate this place.
What if I can't get out?
Weird.
I don't know how to put it in the wrong way.
Sorry about this.
I just, I don't understand what's going on with this zombie.
I just don't fucking get it.
I don't know why it's just not fucking working.
Nothing is spawned in, so...
It's just so strange.
My visual cue here just doesn't work anymore.
Maybe I am just going too late for too early.
The flashlight shouldn't change anything, sure.
Maybe because my FOB is like slightly different.
you think it is the flat not that uh...
the thing the thing is that there is literally a and after you die chat there
is a hint that pops up on the game that literally says enemies do not react
to your flashlight
it is that the game literally says that
so
if it is the flashlight that's what crazy that they would put in a tip that
says that
Maybe somehow.
Now it feels like so...
I mean, is it the flashlight?
Oh, wait, no.
The flashlight changes your fucking hitbox.
Dude, no, I think you guys are right.
I think the reason why we can't do the dodge is because the flashlight change it does it actually makes the left side of your hitbox larger
I'm almost certain
I don't I don't think it's that he's reacting it's just I think the dodge is way harder with the flashlight on
See that time though, okay, maybe I didn't get close enough, but
I mean, just because I failed doesn't mean that it's not the flashlight, I do.
Well, I am definitely not fine runes, so I don't know what to tell you.
Maybe it's like when you hit the light switch.
Well, maybe you need to hit the light switch, like, earlier or later.
Like, I don't know.
It's so weird.
Maybe my timing is bad.
It's so weird, because I-
This might be useful
I mean even when I hugged the left wall I feel like it doesn't matter like he's just
This might be useful
What about dodge backwards?
No.
This might be useful.
so weird because this dodge used to be like I would like literally never fail
this. I just don't... just don't understand.
I don't know, when I hug the left, I feel like it doesn't matter when I hug the right.
I mean, maybe I'm going too early still.
This might be useful.
That was too early.
This might be useful.
That's working.
This might be useful.
You guys want to see something crazy?
Watch this.
of
all
I didn't even hit the light switch.
Do you even have to hit the light switch?
See if I can fucking do anything
I'm so confused by this game
Is there any point in does the light switch even do anything?
Is the light switch what's making this fail?
I'm so confused right now.
not hug the left? No. You're literally running directly past the zombie. Doesn't it draw
him to the light switch? Yeah, you're right. I guess you do need to do it for later. Maybe
Maybe that's the reason you do it.
I am just not looking hard enough.
Oh, I don't understand.
Why do I feel like the light switch is actually what's making this quail?
I can't hit the light switch first, can I?
I guess I can?
consistent. Is he, alright, he's like fucking brain damaged or something. Maybe hitting the
lights which first is better I killed a zombie in the hallway because we have
one single requiem shot and we need to use it to kill three zombies in the
hallway after this guy and if we waste a bullet here then there's you're
basically just gonna die every single time guaranteed
bro he is like so fucking like dented why why are we I is it I'm so confused
this is so much easier what the fuck is this a save me and hold on I might do
Like a full
Right walking next to him, I don't think that works
Well done, let's let's load the auto save and do
This is so strange, it's it like were we really just making this worse for no reason I
Mean it wouldn't be the first time
Guys, I mean, we don't...
Like how people are giving advice when I'm pretty sure I just figured out how to make
this not shit.
I hate this place, but if I can't get out of here, I don't know how to get the money
again and...
Oh, sorry about this.
Alright, let's see chat.
Let's see if the early light strat works.
Or if we were getting saved file named or something.
Oh, I mean it almost works.
But if you try the light first light switch, well, if you try the first light switch, he's
going to kill you when you come back through this area later, so can't do that.
I don't know why I'm having so many issues with this guy.
Is this a save file?
It doesn't make any sense that this would be a save file thing, but at the same time, I feel like somehow it is.
This might be useful.
I didn't make this much.
I really don't understand this.
The sound of using an enigma.
It's like sometimes he just grabs me later.
Maybe it's because I'm not turning, like I'm turning too early.
I don't feel like hitting the lightswitch early is better though.
Good zombie.
You just get back?
Hmm.
I'm sorry.
I'm not dead.
I know, yeah.
This zombie's gonna get out of my shoes.
That's my bad, I didn't get close enough.
I don't know why this is such an issue for me all of a sudden.
I think just get close to him and then do the dodge.
Okay, let me load the auto save again and test this.
I have no idea why it shouldn't matter.
I wonder if it actually saves.
time to get that side grab there.
I hate this place. What if I can't get out?
Weird.
Oh, sorry about this.
Yeah, we have a Crimson Desert sponsor today in like 40 minutes.
Gonna be trying out the game.
Alright let's see if it works.
Get close to him and then just dodge.
See it's like why is it not...
It just feels like somehow in a full game run this guy is not the same.
It just doesn't make any fucking sense though.
Like why is it not...
This game is so exhausting.
The glitch would not solve this, as you need a pistol in order to do the glitch.
no, not doing the glitch
like it just
I'm so confused
Just going to yellow there, run and ding. No, it's just loses you time if the zombie
It's just it just doesn't fucking work the same, dude.
This fucking game is so shit.
Like I swear it's just something is different with this guy in a full game run compared to
with the save file. I just don't know. I don't know why, but it is. Makes no sense at all.
But yeah, I mean you need to use the light switch because otherwise when you come through this
area later to get the level 3 wristband he's gonna be directly blocking the way and he's gonna fuck you
Yeah, it just doesn't work the same. I don't know why but he's just he's just he's just
It's dumber for some reason, I don't know.
Maybe somehow turning on DLSS has affected the zombie.
Like that's just insane copium though.
Yeah, it just doesn't work the same. I really don't know why.
I mean, saving can fuck up certain enemy AI. It just doesn't make any sense because this zombie is not loaded in.
Nobody is here.
He's not even here.
I'm gonna fucking lose it, chat.
Thank you for watching.
Bye.
I don't know Colonel Fats, I mean, both, they're...
I don't know what the main category on the leaderboard is going to be.
The one that appears first.
Not sure.
It just doesn't make any sense how...
Like if I load this autosave it just doesn't work the same.
it just doesn't
Maybe somehow I need to make the save file here.
It's just, it's so strange to me, I mean, maybe I'm like overthinking this.
It's just, it's so strange because this dodge felt completely free to me before, and now
I'm just randomly failing it and runs, and I just, I just don't, I don't understand
Yeah, you need the blood.
like that's that's like what's supposed to happen
of
I was getting past some of the problem.
What do you mean?
Because he's grabbing me, obviously?
I don't know. Maybe I just messed up the two or three runs that I died to this guy today.
Maybe I just messed up.
I never had an issue with this guy before, but he killed three of my runs today.
back to back. I don't know why or how.
Okay, just chalk it up to bad luck.
I'm not sure.
Well, we are doing our Crimson Desert Sponsor in 20 minutes.
I'm not really sure what to do until then.
I mean, I would like to do another run,
but I cannot do another run, so.
I mean what play the re2 mod for 20 minutes
much.
you
Am I going to fling myself from trees maybe?
I'm going to turn into Harry nine after crimson desert.
Um, I don't know, it's a three hour long sponsor, so probably not, probably not doing
any more RE9 today.
I guess we can just experiment if a few other things in the meantime.
I don't know what that means, I'm not sure I understand.
Whatever I speedrun, dude, chat, just be like, not most of you guys are fine, but like, so
many stupid comments, and I just can't help but read them.
I
weird how
That's the only thing about this, like, the Stairdodge strap.
I feel like you can min-max the time save here a bit more than that.
Yeah, the problem is, like, I need to strafe at, like, the correct angle.
Yeah, that's my... I think that is my issue here, is like...
I think the issue is like the angle of the strafe is not...
of
Just, it's hard to strafe the same way every time.
Not the game being inconsistent, it's just if I, because like, when you strafe, right,
you can like, I can strafe in a straight line like, like my, the position of my cursor
can be slightly different. And if I'm using my cursor as a visual cue for my crosshair,
And it's...
Interesting that that works. You can actually uncrouch, like, so early here.
I
What the fuck
Can I make a save file honestly I'm excited to try Crimson Desert I honestly need I really
need a mental break from this game. I've just been playing RE9 way too much.
I don't know if this guy's position is consistent.
But, okay, does this guy, is this a save file meme, or is this...
No, I don't think it's a save file meme.
I think sometimes he actually moves faster.
I think it's a bit, I think if he, if he, if he, if he, if he, if he, if he, if he,
moves faster than you can go earlier.
It's weird how he can like, hit you like that.
And it's strange how he is like so like dirty like what was that so weird
Does it matter if it maybe it matters if you're looking at them?
It might actually matter.
Yeah, I don't know if this is going to be consistent just because he sometimes moves faster.
I'm just testing and practicing since I think my game crashed.
Oh, never mind. Just loading really slowly for some reason.
I'm just testing some stuff, because I don't really have time to do any more runs.
Dude, my game is running like fucking ass right now.
Okay, I think my game has like a memory leak or something's wrong.
Hold on, let me restart the game.
Then we make sure I have everything set up for the sponsor as well.
I do have to unpack the game anyways.
Can I check what you sent me on Discord?
Oh, that's super cute.
make sure it's a revolver. That's true. I just I just called a magnum, you know, but
that's true.
I just figured it's easier to type that anyways.
This guy doesn't move until...
Dude, my game is running so badly all of a sudden.
What's going on?
My PC dying?
Is Crimson Desert unpacking itself?
Oh, it is.
That would explain it.
It's almost done, it's actually going quite fast.
I mean, I still like running this game, it's just frustrating when you're resetting a
a lot early on. Holy shit, my PC is not enjoying, is not, not doing so hot unpacking. I'm excited
to play Crimson Desert Man. I need a fucking break from Resident Evil. I do
still want to get a new PB and I'm sorry I've been so toxic towards like some, I
don't know, I'm sorry I just, sorry I'm so toxic sometimes. I don't know, Chad has a
really good way of getting on my nerves, at least some people.
I'm unpacking the game chat, but it's going up unpack this.
It's not done, we're not starting it yet, but.
It was going so fast and now it's like.
This is what I was worried about.
Hopefully it speeds up.
I'm not a scheduled updates, yeah.
Yeah, I also feel like it's faster just to download the game, but I wanted to see if
fun packing it was better but uh I feel like I may regret my decisions here is that preloaded
the game. I don't know. I'm starting to feel like maybe I should actually just download
the entire game, even though it's at 97%. I swear this is going to take like an entire
hour downloading something right now. It says it is, but I mean, I do have a good PC, but
I don't know. I always have this issue with Steam. It's just unpacking the game takes fucking forever.
I don't know why.
I mean, mine said it would, but like mine was going super fast and now it's just stalling.
I don't know, I think I should just freaking uninstall and reinstall the game.
I feel like I'm going to be waiting here for an entire hour.
I don't know, I just need to decide.
Maybe the steam servers are just cooked.
Maybe I shouldn't have done that.
I did preload, but it was taking forever.
Maybe I should restart steam.
Why is Steam so bad at decrypting? I don't understand. I have this issue every single
time. I don't know, every single time I've tried to decrypt a game, it takes like two
fucking hours, no matter what PC I'm on.
Maybe it's because I'm streaming at the same time or something.
The preloading is worse.
I don't know why my network speech is absolutely faster than this.
So I don't know why it's so slow.
I mean, there's been...
you
I don't know, maybe I should have just let the game unpack just if I know for a fact
that downloading it would be faster if for some reason I wasn't downloading at 20 megabytes per second.
Well this blows. It's release day. I mean, I don't know. There's so many games that I've downloaded
the moment they come out that are super popular and I've never really had this issue.
I don't know, I swear, I swear that if I tried to let it decrypt, it was going to take like
two, like at least half an hour, maybe an hour, maybe fucking two hours.
I don't know what it is about Steam that's so bad at like decrypting the game, but I
mean, we were sitting there for 10 minutes in it and it did 200 megabytes.
We still have two gigs left.
But I don't know, I mean, I can't download,
like my download speed is horrible right now.
I guess the steam servers are actually just cooked.
Well, this is cool.
I don't know. I guess I should have just let it decrypt.
Maybe I just fucked myself. I'm just impatient and I've been through this before and I just I thought downloading it would be better
But I guess for some reason I can only download it 10 megabytes per second. So
It would definitely get done after a few minutes, I don't know man, I just had horror experiences
where I've literally been stuck decrypting a game for hours straight.
And if my internet was going this- I mean, I downloaded the- I preloaded the game in
like 20 minutes earlier today.
I was downloading at 800 megabytes a second.
Though I figured it's better for me to just download the game, but I don't know why it's
downloading so fucking slow, I don't know.
I guess we switch server
No, I'm not on Wi-Fi.
I mean, it's better, but it's still going to take five fucking hours.
I mean, I have gigabit download speed.
It should not be this slow.
I
guys I downloaded the entire game in 20 minutes before I started my stream today on the same
disk.
I can try to install it on my C drive instead.
I don't think the drive is the issue.
I mean, I did preload the game and then I uninstalled it because it was taking forever.
I thought I could just download it instead.
Maybe it's working now.
I mean, it should be downloading a lot of time.
should be downloading a lot faster than this
I guess the steam servers are just cooked
I don't know. I guess I fucked up. I should have just let the game decrypt. I just...
i have like ptsd from decrypting games
i remember distinctly there was this one game chat that i tried to decrypt
and it was like five minutes remaining
And then it went to like two hours and then three hours and four hours and it was just like it just wouldn't fucking finish.
I think I ended up waiting like an hour or two and then I just uninstalled the game and downloaded it in like 10 minutes.
And I just, I don't know, I was just worried that was gonna happen.
My SSD is fine.
Well, we're picking up speeds.
You download unencrypted files.
I mean the thing is though I've downloaded tons of different games chat and it downloads
at 800 megabytes a second and it finishes in two minutes.
I can normally download a 30 gig game in like three minutes.
I'm just saying people are so quick to be like oh it's your PC your drive is failing so and so but it's like
I don't know, something the servers have just cooked, I guess.
This usage has nothing to do with steam. Yeah, but you're you're assuming that the disk is the limiting factor here and not the download speed
What do you mean by decrypting the game?
Well if you preload a game, if you download a game before the game comes out, the files
are encrypted and when the moment the game releases, your computer decrypts the game
files so you can use them.
Now unfortunately that process of decrypting the game is absolute ass.
At least for me, I don't know, somebody in chat said they decrypted the game in 7 minutes,
so I don't know.
But every time I try to decrypt a game on Steam it takes hours.
You need the space for it?
I have 800 gigabytes free on my drive.
Yeah, I mean, like, sorry, not 800 gigs, my bad, I have 600 on my D drive and 600 on
my C drive.
I think it's not... it's not Spade.
I mean, I could try to switch servers.
My guy run a speed test I have six like
Like, he's on a Texas server as well.
Yeah, the ads, I know.
Mbit is non-megabyte. Yeah, I know.
I mean, that's set to Chicago. That's the closest server to me.
It's getting worse.
I'll try Houston.
I don't understand.
Holy shit.
That's what I'm talking about.
Stop going down!
I mean, 400 is decent at least.
I mean, normally when I download a game chat, it's like 800 megabits per second.
This is good. This is good. I can deal with this.
Alright, I'm going to get some water. I'll be back in a sec.
We're getting there, Chad.
We're getting there chat
Am I speedrunning this game? Oh, no, I shouldn't have said anything
Oh
No
Nooo.
I'm not gonna play fail frame 2 somewhere in the future, uh, I don't know.
Oh, it's going up.
Come on, let's hit like 800 megabits per second.
Come on, you can do it, Steve.
How long have I been streaming for?
13 years.
my sense to be is like way too fucking high
I
And I hate this part
I'm asking, so it is way too high?
What happened to the sponsorship?
Nothing happened to the sponsorship.
Nothing at all.
the download in the game
Wee!
Now only up go.
Good one GT- well I was gonna say when GTA 6 comes out steam is gonna explode but it's
It's not even coming out on Steam.
Is that Norwich?
GTA 6 is gonna be console exclusive and then they'll probably release it on PC
after a year so they can get people to buy the game twice.
Hey Dicey, thank you for the 12 months.
Hmm, we're getting there, chap.
Can you zip in Crimson Desert out of the water?
Can you zip in crimson desert? I don't know maybe
Kind of tempted to go back to the Chicago server, but it's I don't know
It's downloading fast enough where I don't really want to change it at this point
Thanks for being patient, Chad. We're almost there.
What are my thoughts right now? On what?
You can't be serious with that question.
I'm just waiting for the game to download man.
I'm curious, is there anybody in chat who's still stuck decrypting the game?
I preloaded the game, but I uninstalled it and just decided to download it instead
because I've had some horror stories of decrypting games.
Like the thing about decrypting on Steam is that it can jubate you so hard.
Like my decrypting got to 97% in like three minutes.
And then it and and then it's just.
It said like 30 minutes remaining, 40 minutes remaining, 50 minutes remaining.
I don't know, I just, I remember chat, and sorry, I know I already said this, but like,
there was a game, like a new game that released, and it was, I swear the decrypt was at like
99% and then it just kept going up and up it was like two hours remaining three hours remaining four hours remaining and
it was like
Like it's so fucking close, but it's just it's just not fucking do it. It's not finishing
And then I remember I uninstalled the game and I downloaded it in ten minutes
Or like five minutes
Hey, sushi, thank you for the nine months.
Five minutes remaining.
I think it's like boiling water you can't wash it or it doesn't happen, you know.
Like I said, I feel like the issue with decrypting is that it debates you into thinking it's
going to be fast, and then you get to the last 2 or 3%, and it just fucking comes to
a crawl.
Am I a wow player?
Not right now.
I used to play wow a lot though.
We're almost there!
I'm watching other streamers play for 20 minutes.
I mean dude, the game is like probably
200 hours long. I reckon it's okay if we're 20 minutes behind.
Well in the meantime let me update my YouTube title.
I
Almost done
Impile shaders? Yeah, true. That's okay.
Crimson Desert Any% 1? Who knows? Maybe it could be a cool speedrun. I have no idea what
this game is like. I mean it's like open world RPG right basically.
No, I haven't really watched anything about the game.
I just kind of wanted to uh...
and really want to spoil myself
you can't count this one as an RPG there's no talent or skill trees
I don't know if I believe that.
The pendulum doesn't work for you. It works for me. All right, it is done.
Let's do it.
It is launching.
Did I activate drops? I mean, they should be on by default. I don't think you have to
activate them. I can double check though.
Plus maybe I have to like link something to do it.
They should just be on by default though.
Impiling shaders.
Here we go, chat!
I'm excited, man.
I'm excited to play something that's not Resident Evil 9.
The bosses are tough.
Oh, really?
All right, well, while it compiles the shader's chat, I want to say thank you to Pearl Abyss
on the Crimson Desert team sponsoring today's stream.
You guys can type XmageMarkCD in the chat
to check out Crimson Desert.
It literally just came out an hour ago.
For you on YouTube, it's also in the video description,
the stream description.
I don't know, it's said to use controller when I like booted up the game, but, alright
hold on, let me check the settings, uh, the FPS seems good, I mean I'm in the main menu
but, I'm getting set to cinematic, I mean I guess let's just boot up the game with
everything freaking maxed out and see see what it's like and always turn it down
if we need to
all right here we go
Blur intensity is motion blur.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I probably want to turn that down.
Uh, yeah, I could take off Chubb.
and
a great and thank you for the gift it's up
it's it's for the immersion chat
And what the heck's going on?
music though.
you want to turn down the effects I mean we'll see see how the game is running
we do have everything maxed out right now which might not be the best idea
especially because we're on 4k and we're streaming
I mean it's not like ADFBS isn't bad but hold on let me see probably want to turn it down
a bit let me see yeah I'm thinking maybe we just turn off ray tracing can probably leave
of everything else.
Blur.
Wait, where, was there a?
Used DLSS.
Yeah, I probably shouldn't.
Damn, no 5.0?
What is L?
You
And to the cabin
Speak with me cut together
Hi, it was a good man and the block bears a dead bass
that
that kind of looks like an orc
What?
Hmm?
His last words are a new cliff.
Are you fine, peace?
None of these brothers.
Come.
for once.
Yeah, I think he plays like a fixed MC in this game.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
and it's so windy
How long would they know the exact moment we were away?
Not bastards. How dare they?
Speak with Marius.
You've got to keep your bellies full in times like these.
Rani?
I've whipped up a decent meal for you.
I think it's best we head to Hernan.
Get ourselves back in shape.
You must retrain Pailu, no matter what.
All the better. Just more skulls for me to crush.
I'll take down every black bear I see.
So long as those black bears don't bother you.
black black bears
thoughts and opinions of the game we are like spot we're like five minutes into the game man
I uh... not really getting my thoughts so far
They couldn't catch me even if they tried.
Trust me, whatever I find out can only help us.
Man, I'm gonna go, dude.
Come on.
So sound.
Take it
There you are perfect Simon is always sit down dig in
There's still missing Ryan
Probably dead
Supposed that's one less mouth to feed a boy could make it too less now tonight. You know fight left in you
Get your ass back out there
No one's your sister salad. I'll shut up and eat
We're just gonna sit here, sipping this, this...pigs well.
I'd rather be a bloodbath plate.
Hey! You're looking to get some manners beaten into ya!
You better fucking pick that up!
Or war ya on! You're gonna make me...
Fine. That's enough.
Huh, forget it.
Bloody bastard.
Cranky ginger twat.
That's enough.
Our fight isn't over.
What are you doing?
She's dead!
Everyone just shut the fuck up!
It's taco night.
Oh hell yeah.
I love tacos.
What's up, Bulk?
Mr. Supean has fallen. And with the great leader's death, our land, Pailern, once unified, has been plunged into chaos.
And now, a bloody battle unfolds. Between the grey mains, we fight to uphold this will, and the black bear forces, that seek to set it aflame.
We're gonna kill people.
It's the bear.
Am I just gonna die to them?
Oh.
I'm swinging.
Get out of here!
Watch your back!
I can block!
Hold on.
Yeah, we definitely don't want DLA, we definitely don't want native.
I'm just trying to think if I should change any settings.
Oh wait, let me turn VSync off.
I mean, I don't have the ray tracing on.
I'm curious if I...
I should probably use the LSS, right, or should I?
i guess we can see what it's like without
What is HALT?
Oh, I can dodge.
Ooh, interesting.
Okay, hold on.
I'm left clicking.
I'm killing.
I'm gonna use the tutorial, I'm pretty sure, Chad.
Oh, wow.
Well, can I do that?
What is that?
Is that like a charge attack?
I do that
What is that is that like a charge attack
You
No cold, protectors of Pailu.
Good job, Cods. Throwing your lives away.
Watch your warts, nothing.
There's that grey-red spirit.
Look around here.
I'm no one who decides your fate.
Grab him.
I got shit on.
Lost a tutorial, yeah.
The problem is using control to block is very uncomfortable for me.
I really, really do not like pressing control.
Like it is so difficult for me to press control.
I don't I generally don't know how people press control.
No, you could probably rebind it.
I'm just saying like.
Oh.
Are we going to somehow survive this?
Oh, thanks, though.
Give G in my regards.
Untowd every last Grand Maid. Leave none alive.
I wonder if you can actually win that fight.
Probably scripted.
Oh
Oh.
Hmm, hold on.
you
Yeah, I mean, maybe I could use controller.
I see
Hmph.
Oh, I can climb those.
Reflect light with your sword to disrupt enemy's vision.
enemy weak spots and find special items hidden throughout while using Binding Flash.
Control plus left click, then hold left click.
I didn't realize you had to press them like so.
You have to press them like at the same time.
You can't press control and then press it.
I thought you... was it you press control to like, decide where you're aiming or was it...
I thought that's what it was, I don't know.
Now like the cursor isn't like popping up.
the targeted jump. Oh, maybe it's because my weapon's out.
A lantern is a useful tool for illuminating dark areas. Use its light to find trails and
hidden clues, progress through your missions, and certain locations holding control to
on the lantern may reveal hidden secrets.
of
I
May main
Gray main
Lost in thought again
Why don't we go inside
Was that a doggy
It's not safe out here. I only just distanced you out the river. You won't fully heal without proper rest.
Isn't it extremely bright? I think that's called daytime. You know, like when the sun's out.
out. And you probably don't leave your house very often, but...
Well enough. Thanks to you.
Sorry. Just couldn't help myself.
Are you really sure you're well enough?
You can stay as long as you like.
I'm fine. Really.
i think you should stay a bit longer
says the guy i mean i very rarely leave my house
it was just a joke
if you're heading into town
you should stop by the hernan's tavern
news travels fast around here
if there's any information to be found you'll find it there
you've got an eye on a free sword
I'll take care of this
Look I already paid you. We're here for the interest. What interest? I I kid come in
It's like two bright. It might be too bright
We'll beat the interest out of you or make the mask go up in flame your choice. What are you talking at?
Jay, we'll be your last!
Alright, hold on guys, give me one sec.
I will change my brightness.
Did it go? I did.
I'm fine thank you it's not the first time those bastards have laid into me things
have got so bad I was ready to pack up and leave but they got what was coming
to know. All thanks to you. Where are you headed then? Truth is, I'm also headed to
Hernan. Can I can I tag along? Let's go.
Durham map. Oh, boy. Oh, dear Lord.
Steel Mountains
Okay.
What's that look for?
Conan used to be one of the nicest places to live.
My horse is so slow.
You're always looking over your shoulder.
It's not bad.
It's worse than ever now.
The guard's been stretched thin, but it's impossible to keep the peace.
It's us ordinary folk who are paying the price.
Now this here is one of my favorite spots.
The view from the bridge is absolutely breathtaking.
It'd be a shame to just go in class.
Let's take it slow.
We deserve a little serenity every now and again.
of
I'm not a fighter by no strength when I see it
that kind of skill will have people seeking you out playmate
some will need your help like me
But others will just want to see how they measure up to you.
That's the only way a fighter can test their strength.
Funny, isn't it?
Yeah.
Ah, we're nearly there.
That horse seems fond of you, Grey Maid.
A horse would make travelling a lot easier.
Her name's bigger than you might think.
I'm a small place to stay at the travelers camp behind the royal trading post in Hernan.
Here you can lie in bed to relieve your exhaustion.
Check the supply chest once you've had enough rest.
Any loot you couldn't pick up during combat, you'll find safely stored there.
Oh, okay.
Oh hell that's convenient.
Donkey!
Can I use the lantern here?
Right now I can.
Oh, is it just because I'm standing up?
Oh.
Hi.
Good day.
This is most worrying.
Painting.
Sub-Gentlemen.
Did I talk to them?
Is it because I have the lantern out?
Yeah, yeah, hell no, not tonight.
You customize every piece of gear. I have no idea. We're like still super early on in
the game, so I don't really know. I mean, as far as I can tell, it looks like you have
Shaves, chests, helm, cloak, boots, glasses, necklace, two earrings, backpack, two rings.
kind of like being in first person
Hmm.
Perkin Ganondorf.
Oh, this is a big guy.
What's up?
when it slips away.
The ignorance can be its own sort of blessing.
Oops.
Uh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare y'all.
Hello. Celebrating anything in particular? Have a seat. Make yourself comfortable.
Chop.
Care for a hot meal or a mug of ale?
I have no money.
Pull up a chair and let your cares drift away.
My in is always open to you
I was subbed buddy
Challenge?
Guard
Let's have at it, right?
We arm wrestling?
Oh.
Press E repeatedly to fill the gauge of red and win.
Turns why you'll lose the match.
Press E repeatedly.
Oh my god, what am I doing oh my god, I'm so bad it's actually in
I learned a thing or two.
I just did my best.
You should be proud of your own strength.
That humbled to boot.
Damn.
My father always said true strength lies in humility.
I suppose he meant folk like you.
Well, thanks for the compliment.
Man, that was a good boat.
I'm not steel.
Bye.
I guess I'm not allowed to steal yet.
some horse stimulant
I might need some of that.
Fuck your basket.
Let me in!
Woof! Right out.
Hello, stranger.
It's a big pipe you got there.
Is he really all right?
Good question!
Don't worry!
The world... how are you doing?
Have one of my coins.
Who cares what I go through?
I've got used to the indifference.
There's nothing anyone should grow accustomed to.
Here, the old desk can be availed.
How?
Kind of you.
a benevolent hand has finally reached me please I'm sure you will find a use
for it what what is this virtue paves the path to wisdom which shall bring us
together once more when the time comes the key shall guide you this some kind
What did you mean what there
I jump out the window
No, I heard what I saw.
I was so sad to go out and cry.
That saved your hair and things again.
Stop drinking.
Yes.
Bastard.
Oh, that's a short guy.
It's Ella.
That's going to be him playing the game tomorrow.
Temperatures and pie well vary by time and region. Your body temperature changes according to the
surrounding environment. If your body temperature is raised from the optimal rate and stamina will
drain faster, will lead to exhaustion and slow recovery, reaching extreme physical conditions
may impose greater restrictions to be cautious of rapid temperature changes.
Hopping gear or consuming food with sufficient fire or ice resist allows you to move freely
without restrictions okay investigate the sewer oh so what are these question marks
a good weapon will save your life on the battlefield
Well, is that doing that because of the lantern, or...
I don't know how to, like, unequip the lantern.
Oh, okay.
So whenever you press Control, it, like, zooms out, but you have to press Control
to, like, interact with them.
It's kind of nice in first person, but it's a little awkward I suppose.
So I wonder what this other currency is.
Silver I guess maybe?
Maybe like a hundred copper is like one silver, I don't know how or maybe they're maybe they're
just separate currencies.
Well, you've come to the finest blacksmith in town?
Though, not at the best time.
My hammer's about to give out, and even a skilled blacksmith like me is nothing without
the proper tools.
I could get the wood myself from the forest nearby, but blacksmith must never leave his
forge.
Axes lie to cut down trees for timber, vital resource for crafting and upgrading gear.
High-grade axes increase your gathering speed and overall efficiency.
Select the logging axe in your inventory and press space to equip it.
So how do I like open my inventory though?
escape
also press F2
I'll forge to order, just say the word.
If you want something unique, just ask.
the master of the anvil stand stay if the song of the forge calls return whenever
and i want to steal
so dark when i enter
Hello, lady. Welcome. I can tailor any government to fix. Oh, it's a tailor
That's in purple purple clothes
Movement speed level one
Access her nand castle. Oh like buying this allows you I
Guess like it's almost like
I mean, I don't know about it, I'd say hitman, but I guess you need this like clothing in
order to access the castle.
Interesting.
interesting.
Have some pets, buddy.
Just got some new wearers in. Have a look.
What you got?
Name it and I'll text it for you.
Fishing rod
The river's lakes and oceans are home to a wide variety of fish species.
Press F2 to equip the fishing rod from the ranged weapon tab.
Press Q to hold the fishing rod.
Left click to aim at the water and release to throw a bait.
You can catch every fish from common to rare ones
which primarily serve as cooking ingredients for restoring health.
Using a high-performance fishing rod will allow you to carry fish more efficiently.
Oh, we can go fishing!
And now it is used to drive protruding structures deep into place.
Oh, can you like build a house on the screen or something?
Use a shovel to uncover rare items buried underground.
This shovel equipped approach is special occasion, press E to dig.
Just throwing hard rocks or minerals with a pickaxe yields valuable materials like ores and jewels.
Okay.
A broom?
Hmm.
Use the rake to flatten ground a hoe.
Use to pull off weeds.
Hitchfork.
Holy crap he's got a lot of stuff.
A lamb.
Oh.
I don't think I'm able to steal stuff yet.
I probably don't need to learn all this stuff.
I guess we're almost done.
Use skill?
Yeah, maybe.
All right, let's buy the fishing rod
Oh
Looking for something please come again anytime
the
sentiments, so scared
of the power of the other
either way every shot smashed the target
Oh, give me the rat.
Rat acquired.
And you can pick up like anything.
Don't think we want these jars.
So that's quite a lot of them.
I think there is a limit on your inventory.
It seems like I have a lot of space.
Sells for two copper.
Then we could take all the jars and sell them.
of
I feel like this is...
Yeah, this is one of the best money making methods in this game, I think.
the
one that's the
All my weapons are crafted with care.
Oh.
I'm rich.
And who was the guy that had the tools?
So I wonder what are these like?
Oh, yeah, it was this guy.
Oh, there's another NPC.
It's only one extra item.
I don't know how many items I can hold, but...
I want the shovel.
Apparently, I can dig up...
Good stuff, potentially.
I
Know what else I want we already have a logging axe. I know it's probably just actually
Keep the rats
Dude it's crazy how you can interact with like
Like everything
Oh
Where is there no one to stop this I
Was warned about folks like you
Made it back alive
Wish I felt good about it
They go ahead to the town
Who's this guy
Welcome ask if you need anything
Just in time I have some fresh fair in today.
Grosher.
It's an expensive carrot.
Water?
Oh, it has fire resist.
Yeah, give me two waters.
Oh wait, I just bought 11 waters.
Oh, oopsies.
What's it you're up?
What is it now?
And what is that scroll icon?
Oh, is that like a recipe? Oh, chewy rice cakes.
Ah.
Okay, I mean, once I've learned it, I imagine I don't have to
I guess we'll stow it, because maybe we could sell it or something?
Oh, shit.
Any action that harms others is considered a crime.
Chronic Curse and search area will appear around the scene.
You must quickly leave the area and hide from witnesses before anyone reports you.
You fail to escape a bounty will be placed on your head once the bounty is high enough,
guards will begin chasing you. Your arrest will be thrown in jail and the bounty on your head
will be cleared once you've served your sentence. All right, we need to get to the sewer's
chat. I'm out of here. Sorry man. My bad. My bad.
Relax everybody! Relax! Chill!
They're waiting for me upstairs.
They will not take me alive.
in this box?
Please, help me!
What's that?
Beans!
I really feel like I'm, I'm literally, I feel like I'm picking pennies off the ground right now.
Uh, okay.
How do I- is it because I have the bounty?
Did I mess it up?
I don't think I can help her chat.
Oh, I messed everything up!
My in the red or my out of the red?
of
Oh
I never wasted shot
There's so many all I did was throw a chair
Maybe I should just go to jail
Lion crest manor, ooo pumpkin!
Just gonna put that in my backpack.
I feel like I really messed up, Jack.
Grasshopper.
I could have done that in the sewer.
I don't think I could.
I was in the sewer.
What do you mean I could have done in the sewer?
I was sitting there, dude.
Who the heck are you?
Hello?
Blessings be upon you, stranger.
I don't think I could. I mean I opened the map. I don't know. Maybe you're right. Maybe
you're right. Trade goods must be packaged before they can be traded. Visit Carl and
select package provisions to convert provisions in the packaged trade goods. We load it onto
horses at stables or onto wagons at wagon depots. Once loaded with packaged trade
goods, visit a trading post to sell or deliver them. Okay. Calling a horse loaded with packaged
Stray goods from a distance will result in the loss of some goods.
Oh, what the?
Ooh, more pumpkin.
How much are the pumpkin worth?
Bye beach!
I feel like that's still nothing.
This pumpkin's not pickable.
Am I- is my inventory full?
The items to 18 out of 56. I don't think so.
Root fly.
I can finally sleep somewhere the cold come creeping.
Bard and Middler's an ordinary soul.
Ooh.
I didn't forget about the lady and the sewers.
The rain's been just right this season. Crops are coming up beautifully.
If next year's sun is half as kind, we'll work for nothing.
I know I missed something in the sewers.
I'm well aware.
It's exploring.
What was this, an archery challenge?
Oh, I need 80 coppers.
Test your skills in an archery contest.
Hold Q to draw your bone.
Aim, then release to shoot.
Be the first to hit 10 targets to win.
Oh!
I don't have enough money.
vendor around here.
Open all sharpshooters, step right up.
The rain's been just right this season, the crops are coming up usually.
Well, you're a civilized and rough one.
Yeah.
Bread.
Press F3 to consume them.
Seems like a bit of a rough keybind.
I'm starting to feel like maybe, well, I'm sure you could rebind stuff, but kind of
feel like maybe I should play on controller. I don't know how I don't know how to like
call my horse I don't think the cat up
there
something wrong we're running late but he
just won't come down we've got to get
but before anyone notices the chief's going to be really upset
how can like can you help me get him down gg get down here this instant
hurry you're going to get us both in trouble
please can you help the chief gets scary when he's mad
I'll get the kitty watch this chap
Oh
Thank you.
Gigi, you scared me out to death.
Think you'll make it back home in time?
Yeah, you saved us from a good scolding.
If you ever visit my time, come say hi.
Sure, if I have time.
I'll reward you for your help today.
I think you'd love it there.
Well, don't worry, I'll talk to the chief about it.
Make sure you come visit.
Wait, where is your village?
How are you?
Is this, what is this purple board?
Is this like a quest board or something?
We'll find requests for help from the locals or learn about dangerous criminals with bounties
on their head.
to be there? Looking for a skilled woodcutter. Oh, that was the blacksmith. We already talked
to him. Let's see, do these notes go into my inventory? Gosh, got all these. Oh, these
These are actually... grasshoppers are worth a decent amount.
Rene's poster.
Looking for a skilled chef.
We have an important guest arriving soon.
I'd like to serve them a special fish dish.
I've spent my whole life working only with meat I've never touched a fish before all the ingredients in the recipe are ready
If someone with a deaf hand could prepare to my place I could serve this meal without a single worry
Come to the butchery and I'll explain everything in detail
And see where is the butchery
So I wonder
Trials of kindness.
How do I...
What is a bis? Hold on.
Gosh, the map in this game is crazy.
Uh, okay.
Oh, fish porridge.
You get a medium bag.
I guess I'm just wondering how do I set.
Cause I think this quest is like the active one.
Help the distressed villagers.
Light bless you and keep you.
Oops. The hidden sin is a slow poison.
Little roachy from within this left of Fester.
Did I fail an objective? No, I don't think so.
Okay, let's go down the sewer. Let's let's go down the sewer.
Don't test me.
Okay, there's a- here you go.
I'll do the same for you someday.
My last coin.
I'm always glad to see your face sit, make yourself at home.
my pumpkins. I'm getting rich, baby. Yo, Gamehacker, thank you for all the gifted
subs. Oh, the rice? It does sell for 65 copper, the recipe for the rice cakes. I
wonder... let's give some max health. I wonder if you needed it... like I've
I've already learned it right so I think I could just sell it.
There's an option to repurchase.
There's something I can take back here.
Excuse me.
battered meat and fish
no I just sold chewy rice cakes
not meat and fish
damn it sells for one silver
here you go lady
any time
my in is always open to you
open the trapdoor please
I'm coming to help lady
by the way guys you can all check out the game by typing x-mage mark cd in the
chat he was right about you are clicking the pin message at the top
yeah you'll need this
careful as you have done for me
Do you think I can fish here chap?
box. These things are actually worth a fair bit. Oh wait, I can open them. What did I
I get a battery.
60 copper.
Well, it's insane how much stuff.
Oh, you can't sell the rat.
Wait, did I just drop it?
Oh no, no, I had it.
How do I fish again?
I'm gonna go back to the base.
Okay.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
Okay.
There aren't any fish in this area, oh okay.
Okay, we'll find somewhere else to fish chat
Fish in the sewers. Hey, you never know. I don't know how the game works. Maybe anybody of water works. Well, obviously it doesn't but
Still have the bounty but it doesn't seem like they really care that much
All right, so is this game truly just like I guess I'm wondering like how does the main
story for this game work because oh you can press all okay so you can see I was wondering
if you could like why I couldn't see some of the mysterious energy might be a
secret hidden here so it's best not to ignore it
fuck the fuck off oh geez
I talked to them.
Who's this guy?
The leather worker?
Hey, I got almost four silver to my name, mister.
Let's go.
Leather like this doesn't come around everyday.
He's hot.
Job by when area please.
I'm such a Luke Goblin dude, I can't help it.
How do I get in there?
He is required.
and
What's that? The saviour's gonna be tired! Well, it's me!
No! My back's fired! The saviour's shot is on fire!
No, let me open the window!
the ledge?
Assault? Oh gosh. What the heck? Why? I'm just climbing a building, man.
I don't wait what is claim
I don't know, all right.
Dude, I don't want to fight these guys.
I don't want to make it worse!
Woo!
I wanted to loot the duck.
Maybe this works?
Or do I have to get out of the circle?
It's working? How do you know it's working?
Is it flashing? Oh, maybe. Okay, well, hold on. I'm gonna go use the restroom. I'll be
back in a sec. I'm not sure if it's gonna work.
I
that
Let's try to get out of here.
Duck?
Oh.
Peony.
Can I check the bucket?
Peony.
Can I take the bucket? Oh large farming scythe
Wait, can we use this thing? Let's see
Am I?
And what does this do? Oh, it gives a tack buff. I think it needs to be like brood or something first.
All right, well, let's go help the villagers. How's this so far? It's been cool.
,
of the
10, there and three
oh can't even handle cleaning a bloody chimney some husband you turned out to
be can you believe them I was on fire late all afternoon is he alright oh this
is all just a show you always ask someone we're busy don't you oh come
on I do know more cleaning less complaining excuse me I could have
Just bloody die same old performance Arlen. I was hoping that fall would knock some sense into you
Why would I pretend to fall off the roof? That really hurt?
I'm sure it did just like when you slammed your hand into the door last week
Hey, oh, come on now enough. I'll do it for you
Oh, well
Lauren let the man
That's a real man
Well, let me just jump on top of the building real quick.
Nope.
Um.
Oops.
I don't know what it is.
Um.
Oops.
What is that?
of
like back you've done me a huge favor there you come off it won't get in where are you
come now she'd have me run ragged if she could
can't wait for the little fiatrix to ring
hey i thought you find some better actor for the role
Lauren give him some of our finest attire and i think of it as a gift for me to you
Okay, very well. Sure, why not? Oh, we're getting too close. I suspect he's not listening to me now.
What did I give it to me?
Oh, I got three extra inventory slots.
Oh, I got the clothes to access the castle.
I pressed space. Oh, there we go. Nice.
Resist level 3.
Can I examine?
Oh. I'm on 4k, guys. Go to her non-castle. Okay, I guess we're going there with the
key.
Let's go see what these other two locations are.
Actually, wait, no, there's... oh, yeah, wait, where was the archery contest?
Oh, that was here, right? At the ranch?
For the...
Wait, no, it wasn't here.
of
Set destination. Oh, okay, I see.
Can't help but want to look around at everything, man.
Well, he knows his place now.
Do you have any loot left?
But what is this map?
Even treasure map piece.
Not sure where it's even saying the treasure is.
Where the leaf is?
My god, I can't help but want to catch everything.
What's that?
That's good days and bad days, that's how I like it.
Ah, Crouch.
Ever seen someone carve their name on someone's animal?
Live stock fences facilitate the elicit trade of animals.
They deal exclusively in domestic livestock, cows, goats,
sheep, pigs, ducks, and chickens.
Begin a transaction, approach the fence
while either carrying or riding the animal you wish to sell.
Oh.
I wonder if there's like a exotic animal fence.
Can I sell like a hippo or something?
Sell the rat?
I don't know if I can even talk to him.
Because it's late?
Maybe this is the guy?
kind of sassy brah. The back alley shop here have some of my random brap. Can't sell the
treasure map. Oh, so I guess the horse stimulant is just good if you want to go a long distance
on the horse. I don't know if I should keep these or not. Honestly, I don't know what
I'm freaking doing, chat. They're not really worth much, but they're going to fill up
out my inventory so fast.
Alright, what you got?
So this adds room for one...
I wonder, is there a limit to how many like,
bags you could have?
Fine fishing rod blueprint.
Wind Slash?
Well, witches found in each region have the power to embed or remove abyss gears.
Alright, I'll buy the bag.
I wonder if I- is there a way to like, rest?
Can I just like, sit down and pass time?
House Centipede.
Oh my god.
There's so many things to catch!
fighter. I have the bed at the outpost. Yeah.
Is there fast traveling?
I don't know.
Where's the fighting?
Well, I'm kind of just exploring.
I'm sure if I followed...
If I was just like following the story, I'm sure we'd probably be fighting stuff.
the
you'll need a specific material to make your gear stronger
mine does fine with iron ore, no need copper or white ore
if it's too much bother, use a similar weapon instead
I wonder if NPCs like sleep at night time.
Oh, kitty!
Blank.
Aw, look at me.
important guest. Aww, look at me.
Oh, you see, a long time customer of mine is coming soon.
I'd like to celebrate their visit with a nice meal. They're especially fond of fish dishes.
Oh!
There's this girl.
Oh yeah, I'll cook it for you.
Can I cook it here?
Just a recipe.
Okay.
I need a...
I don't know if I can just cook wherever.
Okay, also is there a key bind to like directly open the inventory?
Hmm skill and food quick slot wait no that's not
Maybe I can cook it over here
I don't think this part is gonna work
It's on the marker? Oh. Oh. Oh. I'm blind.
I'm having a blast bar.
Molly, Molly.
Hmm, do we make her the satisfying one?
Why not?
You need to make three of the normal one? Don't say that.
She needs three? Oh my god, no.
this one doesn't even count oh shoot you look do you sell fish oh
I can't even see any bodies of water. It's one up here, I guess.
I did not realize I needed to make three.
Oh, I screwed myself, Shab.
Shoot, dude.
The river?
Oops.
I'm taking the cat with me.
Another way where the apples were.
I mean it's, it looks like it's a giant river regardless. I'm pretty sure I could go this way.
me and my cat are going fishing.
Piss off!
Okay, honestly, I kind of feel like the brightness is too low.
Like, we turned it up before, but I don't know. I feel like I need to...
of
All right, kitty, let's go fishing.
Where are you going?
He's gone.
What?
Okay.
I'm rotating.
...
Ench.
Can I cut it up? Do I need a knife?
of
the real two are
God dang it, dude!
Stop fishing and go hunt some I gotta I messed up dude. I can't make this girl her fish porridge. I
Need fish filet oh
My goodness
Imagine reading, yeah.
Yeah.
Dude, I can't tell, like, I don't know what direction to pull because I can't tell.
It's not like moving a direction, it's just in place.
Yeah, maybe I'm too close.
Maybe I need to cast the line further.
I'm so bad at fishing!
I can't tell what direction it's going.
It just looks like they're moving in place.
I genuinely don't really know what I'm doing wrong.
Oh right, I have to hook.
Oh my gosh.
I literally caught one for sure.
I was...
There we go.
I'm done.
Forgot about the hook. I forgot about the hook.
Our wafer to stop. Real.
Holy crap chat. I have my free scroll mouse wheel and I can reel them in so fast.
So how do I... how do I fillet it?
I wonder.
Do I need like a knife?
No, if I use, I just eat it.
I don't know, maybe Renee isn't...
Yeah, maybe...
Oh, yeah, maybe at the cooking pot I can fillet it.
I told you use it has more options I I'm feel like I'm getting baited I'm not
not going to do that.
That's another item.
Aha! You were right! Alright, we're making the fish.
Yeah, what is it?
Add the cockroach to the recipe.
I don't know if we can cut up the cockroach, Chad.
These you can, it just says you can eat them.
Ah yes.
Tasty house centipede.
Let's see if it says use.
Oops, I didn't mean to eat the fish boy.
I think we only need six though, it should be fine.
I
Think
All right, here you go lady
What a way off my chest! Thank you!
You're welcome.
That's the epaek and the cats are just coming!
You picked the finest curds!
Bird meat? Marbled meat?
I think she gave me a bag I think she gave me three more inventory space
What else can I make toasted grains spirit marbled grilled meat
I don't know if I cut that very well.
of
the
what is
two out of one
them I like
trading post
That's where we started, oh, I kind of want to do the archery contest.
Here
Yo, Xenofa, uh, Fow, Fawkes, thank you for the set, thank you for the raid
What are all these question marks here?
Sorry
Wait, I thought I already talked to you, Dahlia.
Hello, celebrate.
Pull up a chair and let your cares drift away.
All are welcome and don't you stop by again soon.
Hi there.
The village is quite lively these days.
who
may have
sent through
a cold drink would do wonders
I've been working since some
of them are
open this
how are you
hi man
hi
may I help you friend
Looks as if it's wearing a black mask.
You'll recognize a raccoon instantly by the stripes on its face.
They'll eat anything, even stealing a nibble from the field.
If you mean to catch a raccoon, look near the crops as well.
Nice to see you.
I saw it popped up, like, I could play or something for 15.
I'm so confused.
I wonder if the laundry's dried yet.
It looks like rain tomorrow.
Is it like Super Finicky or something?
A wash.
Nice to see you.
Good day.
I can't sit.
Oh.
I need 15 anyways, okay, I see.
We were already in here before.
Oh, hello.
I'm enjoying the game.
I will say the whole like, holding a button to like interact with NPCs is really, I don't know, it just feels kind of awkward.
I
Somebody locked doors. Oh, hey big man
Sorry
crop of blisters today
I thought he was so warm I can barely keep a grip on it.
Okay.
Oh, who's this guy?
The bank.
Your gold bars are automatically invested based on your selected strategy to earn returns.
You can invest in this game?
If you can't trust the bank who in this world can you trust?
Here's pathetic as they come what the hell
What do I don't have enough money?
Here's pathetic as they come okay
Yeah, I know. Sorry. I'm just a brown- just a broke boy.
Mm-hmm. That bottom middle is no ordinary cell.
Okay, wait, what is my quest?
It's to go to her non-castle.
Should we go do the archery contest first, chat?
close by. I mean, is the game loud enough? I really like first person in this game.
are your eyes as strong as a hawk?
Come challenge yourself
All right, let's do it.
hands make for a dull mind I'm ready
on my mark
how do I don't even know how to shoot this
thing it's fine I'm no one
Oh
duties
No
Oh
Yeah
Oh big money, baby
I'm ready.
Honestly, 40 Copper isn't that much.
I'll do one more.
Damn, they're fast sometimes.
Oh my god, he's- Bro, you're cheating!
Oh my god, I'm so bad.
It's Haste!
That was a great game.
No. Wait, plus 150? Oh, is it getting harder?
Have you been practicing much?
I'm ready.
On my mark?
Okay.
No.
That was mine.
Dude.
Okay.
okay no no that was mine dude okay I dude he's crazy
Yes!
How much are we going to get now?
Wait is it is the amount going
I go I'm at 4.75
I'm ready
Dang it.
We both missed.
This guy sucks.
Okay, I shouldn't have said anything. Chill, bro.
Yeah, I'm getting okay. I'm getting 1.2. I think we're at the max. All right, whatever
Let's uh, let's move on
Yeah, I think plus two
All right, well we got a little bit of money from that I mean not much but
This is down to Damien's story
Better than farming pots, that's...
Oh
I mean I could just I could just explore and not go to the question marks your
mastery of the spear oh I don't have a spear can I get one here
Oh
I'm sorry
I'm going to prison.
I just lost all the money I got, chat.
No!
Oh, there's a recipe here.
Oh, all right.
Well,
That's unfortunate hey, at least my bounty is paid
All right, let's go to like the key whatever
Here's the poster.
Forged Slavern's Hob but I've run out of quality or to slept beneath the hammer.
A few days ago, word spread of a gleaming chunk spotted wedged between the rocks below
the cliff outside the village.
I need someone strong-armed and handy with the pickaxe.
Hernan Smithy.
I think we've been to the Smithy, right?
The master of the anvil's you're welcome on my smoothie anytime need repairs put
here I'll see to it um what about the quest come on in looking through wait
rats or what move along I need to go and find some decent minerals I just can't
leave the forge I go with those rich deposits in the rock
Fishers
With arms like yours swinging a pick actually a breeze
Fetch me a few good or broken chunks, would you?
Everybody's constantly getting in my way
That ore is kind of far away.
I'll get Timber for Tim Ternalli.
I wonder if there is fast travel.
It doesn't seem like it's so far, but maybe there is.
Let's go up to the castle, shall we?
I wonder what's up with that building up there.
Oh, wait. Hmm. You don't look like a bad sort. Everything seems to be in order. Stay out of
trouble. You hear. Open it. You may answer.
Guard has a spear I could take it from yeah, but yeah, that's gonna end well
How do you do I've got orders to report every new face in town
Best to spot trouble before it makes itself known.
Oh, there's this.
How can I help you?
Contribution shop. Contribution earned from adventures can be spent at the shop in each region,
Use the purchase special items or sell those items back to retrieve your contribution points
It's you
All right, so each town has a different something aside knowing you'd appreciate it
Oh, it's these like metals I see
Oh, that's a nice looking helmet
I can get a horse saddle
crown. Get a banner. Nobles cloak. As ice resist. You can see the rings on your finger.
to attack.
Hello gentlemen.
some type all good don't go causing trouble in there open the gate by the
way chat we are sponsored you guys can all type exclamation mark cd in the chat
check out the game also click the link at the top of the chat and the pin
I can, to guard what's dearer than my life.
Oh, the store's always locked.
Behind the alchemist chamber.
I think there's a like a locked chest up chest upstairs or something.
I'm in a good mood again today.
Feeling light on my feet makes the day pass by.
Probably not even gonna be able to open up.
Key is required, classic.
All this pointless stuff.
What the?
You need the marquee's permission to enter the audience chamber.
of
the market's permission to enter the audience chamber
of the where's the alchemist
Oh
They did a biz artifact
Abyss nexus are spread all across Pywel, use your lantern or blinding flash to reveal their
location and then stand on an abyss nexus to activate it.
Once active, you can fast travel to one by selecting it from your map.
So this is in the abyss?
You're finally here. He's waiting for you.
This power will help you get inside.
Axiom Force.
We used to grab and move objects after grabbing objects, use your mouse to move it, rotate the
Dis to align the circuits and restore the connection.
the
gosh
grabs and works better if you grab the edge oh yeah I guess you're probably right
Let's see if that's true.
I don't know if that works better.
Ah, I've been waiting for you.
Just as Virtue paves the path to Wisdom, your deeds have brought us together once
more.
You are that beggar.
I am a Lustin, and this is the Axiom Archive.
It is a repository of the universe's grand designs.
Each record, the blueprint of a single world.
Why did you summon me?
There are beings who have brought chaos to your world.
The consequences of which extend to even you and your comrades.
You have news of them?
You will cross paths with those who escaped Fatesgrass.
But the balance of this world and the Abyss has begun to falter.
If the cosmic order frays any further.
Your world, the abyss, and reality itself will unravel.
You must restore the balance before it's too late.
I don't know what you mean.
Such a grand undertaking begins with small acts that will have a profound effect on the
fate of your world.
Storing the Abyss activates the Sky Bridge gate, pass through the gate and use the force
to operate the alignment device, aligning it to the correct position to restore the broken
Sky Bridge.
Some gates require all of the connected abysses to be restored before they can be activated.
Okay, I guess I just wanted an opposition.
right
Oh
You can see everything from up here.
So I guess all these abysses are like the sky, like sky temples kind of.
where we could go back to the favelas.
Sorry, that was an only up reference for those who didn't get it.
I
Where'd that heck of my going?
of
Oh wait, maybe I'm just supposed to...
What am I doing?
shine. I need to attach this cable to something.
Maybe now that I'm down below, I can...
guys I don't know what I'm doing
I don't know what I'm doing
quest tracking? I mean I'm the thing is this is a puzzle right I don't think this
is like necessarily what you need to do for the story I don't even know how to
get out of here. The big one in the center? Which is the big one?
of
Oh
Hold on, I think we need to go up.
Activate the Abyss power supply.
Okay.
Oh, hang on the middle of the powered device, then activate it.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
It's like...
of
You push yourself up with the force?
I don't know, maybe, probably not, but maybe.
That'd be cool.
It's Ronnie!
with focus palm healing
White Crow, a Guardian of the Abyss, and a Protector of your world's cosmic order.
You are the woman from the sewer.
The kindness you showed me back then will guide you on your path.
Here, take these wings.
The power to soar through the open skies is yours to command.
It's time to return.
You're telling me to jump?
Worry not. Those wings will see you down.
Wings?
I guess we are getting a glider.
How do I... how do I take out my wings?
What is yours to explore?
Our space will midair to fly, be mindful of your stamina as you'll be unable to fly once it's defeated.
I'm going down, oh gosh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
of
Chapter 2.
Finally, tutorial over. Yeah, well.
I was exploring, okay?
All the gray maids got white tail brain name
Oh
Oh, oh this bird's got a message for me. Oh wait
White crow's message
There are spread all across Pywall, use your lantern or blinding flash to reveal your location
and then stand on an axis to activate.
Okay.
Salon Marks left by the Abyss light dormant all across, they're just ordinary stones
and shadows at a glance, but when your lantern light brushes them, the hidden grain catches
the glow and leads you on.
Before your road stretches, the more you should leave yourself away back first.
Pause for a moment atop a trace, and that place will remember you.
When you need it later, you can follow that memory and return without hesitation.
It has helped the balance you're trying to protect.
Oh, you're a civilized little rock, aren't you?
Yep.
Oh.
You want to go?
Oh!
Get your dose!
the
enemies like drop loop
Oh, geez, there's a lot of people here.
Oops.
Oh, no, no, you're gonna give me your loot, buddy boy.
Oh, never mind.
Actions may blockade certain key locations you can liberate these areas by resolving local
conflicts or defeating the occupying forces.
Once freed, these locations offer new stories to experience and powerful benefits to ages
of turn.
Oh, holding an arrow over the brazier will ignite it.
I
Hmm.
Alright, let's go in the watch tower.
Can you hook yourself up the tower?
I got a helmet.
I do want that chestplate, but it's not letting me have it.
of
What about the swords?
Is there a dedicated...
I don't know if there's like a dedicated tack button or not.
14 plus 2.
This weapon has 12 attack, but reinforcement plus 5, so I guess it's slightly better?
I can sell them though.
Oh wow, these logging axes are worth it.
Well, honestly, it's probably worth like nothing in the long run, but I guess early
on maybe it's worth the decent amount.
Oh, Visione is a special device used to read memory fragments scattered throughout the world.
Activate the device to witness past events or uncover hidden leads.
You must be extra careful as memories containing intense emotions can overwhelm the wearer.
You
I'll have to press V.
If you're seeing this, you're fortunate indeed.
Surprise, I'm not actually there.
What you're looking at is a memory.
More precisely, one of the moments I recorded this.
This device is called the Visio.
It captures and stores information gathered from the world around it,
and then projects that scene back to the viewer.
It does, so it can never be used as my small flaw, perhaps,
but hardly worth worrying over.
Now then, nameless fortune so far.
Enjoy the visioning to the fullest.
One's.
One copper.
This is nothing.
Can I loot these bottles?
I need to go to the vendor and sell some stuff chat I am like so full of junk
Well, I can actually climb up. I did not think I'd be able to climb up here.
control to loot. Oh yeah. Right, that is better. Is there a button to like specifically pull
up the inventory? I don't... Oh, I just ate the spider that hurts me. That was, that
That was a good idea.
Shaft plus alt.
That doesn't work.
I had to cook some stuff.
of the stuff that's worth like two pennies.
Yeah.
My group.
Butcher.
Oh.
I'm confused. What happened to... Oh, they're all... Oh, okay, I see.
I just... I just want to like get rid of all these, but I don't...
There we go.
Oh, they're all in the world now.
Be free.
I'm not even able to hold all this stuff.
All right, so wait speak with the child
Finally! I almost dozed off waiting for you!
My friend wants to thank you with a special gift for getting Gigi back.
And Gigi's dancing takes you there himself, so stick close and follow his lead.
Alright then, see you next time!
all right let's go kitty
I
here we go and kitty
of
How do I learn it?
Oh, there we go.
This F plus left click on a target to use nature's grass
allowing you to lift or move heavy objects.
Oh
F plus left, like I'm...
Oh
Press X to enter focus slowing down, time spear regenerates while focus is maintained.
is that not?
Do I have to hold Q?
I can't.
Oh, I gotta punch.
Oh, I gotta punch this in.
How do I do the freaking punch again?
Oh my gosh, I don't... Oh!
I don't even remember.
Oh yeah, it was bad.
Oh...
what is the secret
Oh, you're the one who helped my friend.
I have a gift for you.
I'm sure you're coming handy.
Now the power of nature flows through you.
If really he trusts you, then I can entrust this power to you.
I'm gonna go sell my stuff.
and
grab stuff on there
I can go for like a steak right now.
Lots in the game so far, I'm enjoying it.
really early on so it's kind of hard to say. Can I sell some stuff? Alright let's sell some
of this stuff doesn't seem like merchants have like a limit
Let us know if you can't sell.
I guess she doesn't buy like equipment.
Selling paintings, I could have used my home.
Listen, man, I'm just trying to free up my inventory space.
We've got 17 silver now.
I think you want to buy like the pouches from basically like every merchant you come across.
Gamble upstairs?
Was that upstairs here?
I'm going to lose.
We could try.
Nice.
Duo is a game where players compete for the pot based on their hand combinations.
Once the game begins, you're dealt two cards.
After checking your hand, you can either place a bet or fold.
Player with the highest ranking hand wins.
Predict your opponent's hand and raise the bet at the right time to secure victory.
Poker.
all right chat I need your help
oh boy
combination of three and eight is guaranteed win
So Prime Pair is the highest.
Your opponents have a superior...
Red 4 and 7, if your opponents have a superior pair, not including Prime Pair, you win.
If not, the hand is calculated as a regular points hand.
Oh boy.
Judge beats 1-9 pairs.
If no pairs are held, the hand is valued by points.
Is there another page?
Can I just take my money back? I don't want to play.
I don't want to learn that right now.
the
I'm just gonna tired chat to tell you the truth.
Oh wait, what is this?
Mathias.
main's gonna find us. Our lucky day. How much was Muredin's bounty again? That's
a good silver. It's your life worth so little. Enough. I apologize for my man. They may have
given you the wrong impression
i am the night
the bias
i've long wished to test my skills against the grey man
we'll save you
you're here standing before me
for a reason of you to refuse my challenge
what's on my head uh... the fezzio? what was it called? fezzior or something?
so it's true what they say
You walk your chosen path, even when staring death in the face.
I hope you live up to the legends.
Well, don't aim to disappoint.
Quite the quick tongue.
Get your forearms, quick!
Get in your walls right there!
Hold F to perform its powerful two-footed kick.
Return to the...
Okay.
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
I think they're in there, and he's...
I don't think the game taught me about parries, but...
It seems like there is.
Awesome.
They say Aelum's pointy swordsman is a Greymane.
It was an honor to duel him.
You're not bad yourself.
I had believed I was quite strong, but the world is vast and there are many who are stronger still.
It was a good match, Greymane.
Can I eat like my steak or something?
Yum.
Greymane, you're as remarkable as I've heard.
It appears the clucking of house hens held a kernel of truth.
I am Barden Middler, the Marshal of Hermann.
I serve Marquis Circus, Lord and Steward of this land.
It is an honor to witness such swordsmanship.
What do you want?
Pardon my presumptuousness, but I have come with an urgent request.
shorthanded we need the help of someone like you grating
it's up trans
Get to the point of late the peace in this region has been sorely troubled
Brigands run rampant and despite our best attempts we've been unable to thought
I believe they have a powerful benefactor pulling the strings
However, we have no solid evidence to support this claim, and we can't afford further investigation.
If you were to lend us your aid, Marquis Circus will be more than pleased.
Sorry, but my priority is finding my comrades.
I'm not sure there'd be much help on my own.
The Marquis is a generous law.
all he will surely aid in re-establishing the grain age until we meet again
hail to you all right it really is there really no dedicated inventory button
I feel like that's like driving me crazy that I can't just like...
I doesn't do anything.
Use gear? Oh wait, maybe it's B?
Well yeah, you can like... I guess you're just supposed to use the quick menu.
But I just sometimes I want to like go into my inventory, you know what I mean?
But I guess you can go through all of your foods and stuff that you've crafted.
No, I doesn't bring anything up.
Oh, that's how you call the horse.
Oh, you can hold the scape.
Oh, I see.
Okay, gotcha.
Yeah, no, that's a lot better.
I didn't realize.
There's a reason I didn't realize when I was pressing escape, I was just going
to recent menu and realize that you because whenever I would press it,
I just I guess I didn't notice the thing popping up on the right side of the screen.
Some blind.
Holy shit.
Oh, you use that.
Oh.
I
So.
Hmm.
Not sure how to like level these up.
Oh, you have to go deeper in it.
Oh.
I'm surprised the game didn't like tell me about the skill menu at all.
Oh, there's a shield bash.
Oh, this is the spinning attack.
This one is pretty good, but I guess it's probably better to learn the actual new skill, or you
can charge your bow shot.
You can fire 10 arrows at once.
Oh, but you can also observe the skill and action to learn it, so you don't have to...
Oh, and then there's longsword?
I'm not sure what clicking on this is doing.
We'll build the elements and apply them to your skills, but I can't learn this.
You need one of the elementals attacks, I guess, or elemental buffs or something.
storage. Oh, so you can fly faster during flight. Flight level two. I wonder what that
even does makes it because it didn't seem to reduce the stamina cost but I don't have
stamina for this anyways I guess. We have flight level two now, but I can't.
Oh maybe I already, I guess I have it now. I just auto learned it because the acquisition is just
level two so I guess I can press left click now. Press alt while on flight to instantly consume
stamina for a high-speed dash.
What does it enhance?
Oh, oh I can do a follow up now because I got level 2.
Now I can double palm strike.
Well, I don't want to scare the civilians.
Yeah, I can do like a follow-up now.
Man, I'm shocked that they didn't...
I'm like shocked they didn't really mention like the skills in the tutorial.
I mean, I guess it's my bad for not freaking noticing this.
And the calling the horse was f1 and then down.
Let's see.
Why does it say we got to get a sub turn rewards?
There's multiple different rewards that you can get.
You get like a badge or like a.
Yeah, you can get like a bitch badge if you give the sub, I think.
Yeah, there's definitely very little handholding
in terms of the systems in this game,
which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
I mean, it's all.
This NPC has left their spot through to the disturbance.
I mean, it's kind of annoying if a game is like trying to hold your hand too much, but
gift sub or just sub is bad, prime sub doesn't count, yeah, yeah, prime sub doesn't work.
I think I'm going to call it a night here chat, I'm pretty tired, it's almost like
10 o'clock. I started my stream kind of late today, but yeah, you guys, I want to say thanks
again to Pearl Abyss and the Crimson Desert team for sponsoring today's stream. You guys
can all type X-MaceMarkCD in the chat to check out the game. It's available now on SEAM.
I'm not sure if it's on other platforms. I know my link in the command is for the
steam but um yeah for you guys on youtube you can also check the stream description
yeah thank you all for watching guys this i i like the game i mean i i feel like this game
has a ton of depth the only thing the one thing for me personally is that the character movement
feels really stiff that's that's really the only thing that like is kind of bothering me
But maybe I just need to like get used to it.
I feel like I kind of have a hard time controlling my character well.
But yeah, chat tomorrow. I want to continue this game.
I want to try to get a bit deeper in the game and see what it's like.
Yeah, I'm really tired guys.
I think tomorrow we'll probably, I don't, I don't know if I'm gonna just play this like
all day tomorrow.
I still kinda wanna do some more Resonable Nine runs, and then maybe we'll also do some
Crimson Desert as well.
Damn, Lobos is still streaming.
What the hell?
it's like ten o'clock
man like everybody on my following list is fricking
playing crimson desert
what's my impression of the game i mean i i think it
it's trying to do a lot of
i don't know the game the game seems like it has a lot of complicated
mechanics and just there's a lot of things going on and the world seems like it has a lot of
you know secrets and just things to explore and things to interact with and
but I don't know we've only been playing for like three or four hours so it's kind of hard to say
the game does feel like it has a lot of depth to it but
but I mean I'm only three hours in, it's honestly hard to say.
I just wish the character control felt a little, oh god, I'm sorry.
I wish the character, oh Jesus, do not, I'm sorry.
I just wish the character control felt a little bit smoother.
Honestly, the game feels really nice in first person, but you can like kind of feel
the character control when you're in first person you're like you're trying to
like go a direction but you can't I don't know it's just as realistic weight
yeah I guess but I don't know it I just like being able to control my character
like really smoothly
I feel like the game looks so nice in first person.
Not everything needs to be realistic, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, the game is cool so far.
Um, yeah, I'm gonna find something to rage up.
Again, thank you all for watching.
Thank you guys for being here.
speedrun re9 too much I mean I've played a lot of different games again it might it
might just be a case of like I need to get used to it look into like the
movement like maybe maybe get like given time it it'll feel more comfortable I'm
just saying like that that is I guess the one thing that has just been slightly
like irritating me I guess is just the movement but
Oh, let's see, who should be raided?
I kinda want to give Lobos a raid, but he's already been streaming for 9 hours, so I can't
Just imagine he's going to be on for much longer.
Yeah sure, let's, yeah why not. Let's give Aurora a ride.
He's playing Crimson Desert as well.
First time catching a stream and you're getting off? Yeah, sorry, I've been streaming for nine hours and I started my stream pretty late today.
I don't normally stream like this late, so.
But uh, we had a sponsor for the game and the game didn't come out until like five o'clock my time and then
The took me like an hour to download the game so
Yeah sure, it goes to Hadaora guys
If you want to go check out more of Crimson Desert
Yeah, have a great rest of your night everybody
I will see y'all tomorrow. I do still want to get like one more big PB
in Resnival before I potentially
Uh, wrap it up.
Alright, goodnight everybody.
Thank you all for being here, guys.
Potentially retired, yeah.