you
Unfortunately, I feel like not as good at the speed game as like Resident Evil 8 or like especially RE4 Remake, but it was um, it's still been fun.
I don't know chat, I mean, the thing is, even if I do runs today, I basically only have time to do like...
I only have time to do a few runs total or like a few attempts because we're doing, we're
playing some co-op games with Blarkza for her birthday at two o'clock.
Ella said he was gonna join and then he canceled because he has to play Crimson Desert.
God forbid he doesn't play Crimson Desert for two hours.
It's OK. I forgive him.
I mean, does Ella have a sponsor for Crimson Desert?
He has a sponsor later today, oh okay.
I see.
Man, you know the thing is I actually really like Crimson Desert, like I think the world
and the, I don't know man, it's just the, I really hope they put out a patch to make
the controls better.
Like I really think if they just, if they make the animations a little bit smoother
And they put out a patch for the controls like I don't know what you have the thing is people
say that people say that controller is just as bad.
You know, honestly, black desert reminds me of red dead redemption to bro red dead redemption
two had it's not as bad as black desert but bro or crimson desert sorry bro red
dead redemption two had the most fucking shitty ass controls ever oh my god I
remember in red dead two I did my first playthrough bro and like for some reason
they made this the button to talk to NPCs is the same button to fucking aim
your gun. So you would like walk up to an NPC and you'd try to fucking talk to them?
I do. There was multiple times I went up to an NPC to try to talk to them and I
would fucking shoot them. And I'm like dude how does this make it? Like how is
this a thing? How did they how does this make it into the game?
you
You
yeah bro that is not okay omni
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
Hey Dusty, thank you for the five gifted subs.
I don't know, I was gonna give him a timeout for like a few days, but after he said that,
I'm just, I should have spanned him in the first place.
Anyways.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna try stuff with the infinite magnum glitch. I don't know man. I'll be honest Chad,
I'm getting kind of burned out on RE9. I guess we'll try to get a run going today but I kind
I kinda wanna play more Crimson Desert and just give it a lick a bit more time.
I don't know.
I think a lot of people are getting burned out on RE9.
I mean, Bach hasn't even streamed fucking RE9 in three days.
Crimson Desert recommends a pad?
Yeah, but the thing- okay, like the thing is, Chad...
i don't think controller is necessarily even better
he's setting up his new pc
i mean a lot of people are saying controller is even worse
Her controller jump and the action button are the same which sucks, oh yeah, I see.
I don't know how the archery contest would be played on control.
Yeah, I don't know Chad, what do you think?
Do we do more RE9 or do we try Crimson Desert a bit more?
Give it a bit more time.
I wouldn't say controller is worse, it's just bad in different ways, yeah.
well at least on keyboard mouse
jump isn't some dedicated button i believe
i mean i got sponsored to play crimson desert yesterday
may i think the game has but i i think crimson desert has a lot of good
things going for it
but there's some
there's just some things that are so like
Tunky and awkward, it's...
you
One of the mods was a virus actually, the chapter changer mod? Oh really?
I was thinking about downloading that but I didn't.
I mean I guess I would have, I mean I would have virus scanned it anyways but...
Okay, I'm stalling for way too long. We need to like try some runs before I'm not even
I'm not even going to have time to do attempts.
What virus scanner am I using?
Or am I using this like, it's like an online virus scanner that
It basically checks it with like 50 different virus scanners.
I think it's a virus total, maybe. Not sure. Unless that, unless that website is also not legit, but.
Uh, alright.
Bro, I have like a canker sore under my tongue and it's the worst thing in the fucking world.
I'm fucking suffering.
Yeah, I mean, if I do a virus scan and like one of the 60 different virus
scanners says that it's potentially dangerous, I'm generally not worried.
I feel like if a bunch of them flag it as potentially malicious, then yeah.
And that's a different story.
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What's up here, Slade?
Siren helped to rematch speedruns. Uh, remember?
Wait hold on I need to
It's because it happens when you get stuck on her in the doorway salad.
Maybe there's a way to cause it without getting stuck, but when you get like super stuck inside
of her body. I was trying to see if I could get it to happen consistently, but it feels
very like precise but maybe there's a way to do it without getting stuck I don't know
of
Sorry, the game is louder than usual because I turned it up for Crimson Desert last night.
I mean, I like, I like Crimson Desert. I might play more today. I'm just, I really think the controls need some work in that game. The controls are like, I don't know, the controls are not great.
great
in miles experimental
yeah i don't know how the kick the current controls made it
and made it into the game
it's not even necessarily the controls it's also like the animations like
Turning in that game feels so clunky. I remember I was trying to like talk to an NPC
and it took
It took me like 10 seconds of light like you need to be like facing the NPC
Perfectly in order to talk to them if you're looking like 10 degrees to the right. It's just like doesn't let you fucking do it
Yeah
I need to turn on my cheats.
Bro, slow down.
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I'm not sure if I can get through this one.
Oh my gosh.
And money
That bastard did it again
How things in your hands?
I just hacked into the center's network.
Good. Good.
Can you find me the full time?
I'll see what I can do.
You're on a mid-time.
I'll try to track him down.
Can you post it?
We'll do.
I want to run, I want to run, I want to run!
Hecky, you know...
What's up, trance?
is the FOV mod working I feel like
It says it is.
Did you not even make it to the basement, Salad?
Are you doing the no-hemo route?
I'm going to try this new dodge, haven't practiced it at all.
I'm looking all the way down, I don't know when I aim though.
Well, now that my run's dead, I basically don't have enough time to do another one
now, so...
It's a good, good, good attempts today.
No, I don't have a sponsor today.
I'm doing co-op games at 2pm with Larkza.
Can maybe try one more run.
Alright, let me make a save here.
You
Do we not do this dodge on the life switch zombie as well?
Like the one after the blood collector.
Damn, this is so much easier.
Maybe I still have a save file.
Can I just aim down here?
Okay, I don't... I don't really know what just happened there, but...
What is going on? Why is he like fucking... he's like trying to grab the fucking wall?
So confused.
why is this fucking yeah he does yeah he has different variations because of his
movement speed tray
okay this is extremely fucking peculiar what's going on here
What is happening?
Like why is this working?
I don't know, it doesn't feel like aiming is definitely making him do something weird.
No, I don't think it's because of the save file.
See, by that time he like...
Hey, what if I just like tap the aim?
this is so weird man what the fuck
yeah I feel like this guy is like RNG in his movement
I feel like he sometimes walks slower or faster, so.
I was just trying.
I don't have much time.
I kind of want to play more crimson desert today.
I don't know, maybe after.
Maybe after I do the co-op with Larks, uh...
Uh, we're just doing, like...
I think we're playing Cursed Companions for her birthday.
Also, what's up, Zaryn?
hey smarties thank you for the 65 months
of
the
a lot of having to hold the button
do anything in this fucking shitty ass fucking game
roll why did they make everything a fucking hold it's so cringe man it's
looking unbelievable
Oh, Lark said happy birthday. You can go tell her yourself when she streams.
I don't think going under that thing would like to do that.
I just don't understand this.
I don't understand why getting stuck on her makes her ever so slightly faster.
This doesn't make any fucking sense.
Dude, I almost got a 139 yesterday, and I got a 140.1.
It was insane.
Never had anything close to that ever before.
I think my fucking key I think my key binds and my mouse
I don't have enough time to do more runs, man.
I'm already running out of time.
I don't know man, maybe we should just check out the frickin RE2.
Maybe we should just check out the RE2 mod or play more Crimson Desert.
I really don't, I don't really have time.
I don't really have time to do more runs right now.
How am I losing history there?
There's like an RE2 mod called...
It's like Shadows of the Dead or like Resurgence of the Dead or something.
I don't know, it's like an overhaul mod for RE2.
Have you tried, have you played Batrae?
That mod is BS.
You quit that mod? Oh.
I see.
I didn't realize it was that bad.
difficult i guess
uh... i have one hand gun ammo in my inventory
is that gonna fuck over my ammo drops because of one singular ammo
That it does.
fucking game is so fucking as well it's
Un-fucking-believable.
Whoever designed this fucking chainsaw should be fired.
weird. That bastard did it again. How are things in here? Good. Good. Can you find me the floor
plan? I'll see what I can do. In the meantime, I'll try to track him down. Take him out
back
the chainsaw is like it is the dumbest fucking design I've ever seen
it's actually just unbelievable how stupid that chainsaw is
like why why is it possible for the chainsaw to hit you when you put it down
like they should I think the main issue with the chainsaw is like when you put
it down yourself why does it have to spin like I understand if the enemy
drops it sure okay but when you put it down yourself what the fuck bro
I will say this aim down strad is pretty nice.
That is pretty nice.
Oh
Holy time save
Please.
What if I can't get out?
We're here.
How's that going on, Megan?
Get a little sorry about this.
am i winning uh... for now seek and then i'm gonna get to the fucking lights
which on the amount of lose my run because that guy's an other fucking
piece of trash
so reiji bro i
i lost
all of my runs yesterday
to this fucking guy
Like, I don't understand...
And it's so weird because this use-
I used to think this was completely free.
This zombie.
And now, I just cannot do it.
I just cannot fucking do it, and I don't know why.
I'm not even...
Fuck you.
I forgot to do the quick turn right away.
You don't have to do it twice.
You just do it once and then you turn around.
Are we going to get Zarian?
What the fuck does he mean, destiny?
We're gonna lose some time here.
Bro, between his legs, yeah.
and it's
I
Might be too slow now this run might be dead
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I'll fuck that now, though.
So bothering.
Where the fuck is my lock, I think.
Oh great.
I'm pretty sure I'm dead because I just insta fucking staggered her with a crib.
Oh, maybe not.
I don't know where fucking any items are now with this new route
Uh, can I reload the magnum?
I just need to put two bullets in.
Yeah, I can reload.
You know, I haven't actually practiced the line-up ahead.
I'm probably going to die, maybe not though.
What are you talking about, salad?
in this room coming up?
I guess it worked out this time.
Oh, thank God.
Well, as long as you only have one magnum bullet in the gun, then you can load one
at a time, Saladin.
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That's my cardio for the week.
Pretty sure I found Victor's private office.
Nice work. Lock it up.
Yes, ma'am.
Both of us are dead.
Oh, here's to hoping I remember all this fucking bullshit.
Why is this under the hospital?
I needed to reload the magnum.
I can't do that yet.
Oh, he's not...
he's not fucking lined up at all bro like I can't fucking collate him there
or maybe I could have if I got if I took a better angle but fuck sakes well
hopefully he's not in the hallway coming up
in the hallway up ahead, right? Barely. Oh, it isn't the first slot now, because I reloaded.
Which...
Don't like shot this guy.
I...
I am using a bottle because I feel like it's...
Really bullshit.
To like shot that guy.
I'm sorry.
Oh, fuck.
Oh my god that was close to not working.
Oh.
Alright.
I guess I didn't go deep enough when I shot the pistol, I don't know.
I thought I went deep enough, but I guess I didn't.
Hmm, unfortunate.
It's kind of insane how fast this new route is though,
like 1752 care center, and that wasn't even a good care center.
Run it back. I don't really have time.
We're playing co-op with Larksa in like an hour, so
I don't have time to do any more, so I'm just gonna get too late.
Well, I wanted to try the RE2 mod, but then, I don't know, people were saying it's kind
of shit.
And now I get less inclined.
I don't know. We could play Crimson Desert for an hour I guess.
Go again. Are any of you fucking listening?
Why do I write world record on my thumbnails? Because it was world record and now it's
And I'm not going to fucking update my thumbnail every time somebody beats me.
Apparently, you can go 30 FPS.
You actually want, when you're in the care, or when you're in the Emily Defense section,
want to load the one bullet and then pick up the transfusion bag because then you can
make the bottle and then just insta use the bag because it's in first slot and then joint
plug goes first slot and socket wrench goes first slot. It was really comfy. Apparently
you want to go 30 FPS for the you want to go 30 FPS for the bags now so I kind of
want to test that real quick
I wonder if you could just aim down to dodge that guy as well.
might be able to. This guy is not... I don't know how I'm supposed to do this collateral.
He's like not... Maybe I'm just not aiming from the right angle. I don't know. He's
like not staggering maybe I need to maybe I need to shoot him in his right leg instead
I was crimson desert um it's fun but it has some issues
So the issues doesn't have mainly the controls and like the animations are just really clunky
Oh damn, she fucking destroyed that dude, not funny
to
I should probably quick turn to that one too.
Alright, time for the Kobe.
Dude, that bottle feels so sketchy sometimes, like...
I don't think I've missed it yet, but...
There we go.
Okay, and now, porklift key is here.
I don't really like that position, but...
Yeah, apparently you want to go...
Man, I hate the f***ing FPS menus in this game.
Oh wait, I'm supposed to pull- oh my god, I didn't make a save file.
Oops.
I was... what?
What is this mag is it's it's a shaggy holding the magnum revolver whatever
Why did the bottle end up?
Now I'm confused.
Oh right, the bottle ends up there because I didn't put the bag in the first slot.
What's the guy's holding that?
I just told you.
I'm gonna try shooting this guy's right leg instead.
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fucking zombies
weird it doesn't seem like constantly moving your mouse works for those doors
that you have to press shift or something strange
I don't think the glitch is banned it's just a separate category
bro how the f- okay do I need to shoot his right leg then?
I just- I don't understand how the fuck is spicy getting the collat here like he's just
not lined up for me maybe I do need to shoot maybe it's the left leg then I don't I don't
I don't fucking know. I don't understand.
And that's what I just tried, Zeke, and it just didn't work.
He's just like never lined up for me, like am I shooting him too fast or something?
And
What if we just
that's what I thought, Trey, but...
It doesn't seem like that's the case because I like shot and it went like the opposite
direction.
Let's do it.
that time it was good I don't know I guess if he saggers in the wrong direction I just
have to pray that I can I mean you can get the collateral the second time it's just you
have to hope that he doesn't you have to hope that he doesn't end up in the hallway
way here I guess.
It's barely made it.
I
Oh my god, oh, at least I have a good answer.
I was going to say, this guy's going to fucking grab me, isn't he?
Also, I'm supposed to pull the lever.
I forgot to pull the lever.
You want to pull the lever right away?
And switching FPS in this game is so bad.
I guess instead of clicking it, it's probably better just to go down to...
Beautiful.
I think we basically did that, right?
The red.
Supposed to make that ammo.
Oh, fuck.
What?
Flood drainage can be seen.
Processing will now be carried.
I want to see some shit! No! No, no!
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It stopped. Finally stopped. Thank God.
Last one.
Name a free enemy and get out of this place.
Am I able to grab that? I think I am.
there's like I'm even throw a maltedob here right not practice this though
Oh
It's got to figure out exactly where to end.
Well that was kind of scuffed.
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You need to throw like right away it's like if you throw any later it's gonna go like
to
where am I trying to aim again?
Sure.
He's so far away.
Yeah, sure. I'll take a look.
I have no idea how to throw this stupid thing.
I didn't practice this. I was like watching spicy practice it, and I suggested throwing
them all off like this, but I haven't practiced at all.
I'm not really sure what I aim.
The problem is, it's just so easy to throw it like too far.
Oh, what the fuck? Oh, okay.
I see.
That is certainly a lot better
Just throw it under
Oh wait, are you like you're like against the wall after you
Eat this and miss?
I don't think so.
This seems pretty easy.
Okay.
I say as I miss.
Okay.
Okay, I say as I miss.
Okay, I feel like you want to aim kind of lower because the elevator is going up, so
So this doesn't really matter where you are.
You could just, I think you could just throw it at like the bottom of the floor.
Probably it even easier I guess.
I don't know, did he?
Man, it is insane how fast care center is now, though.
I think a good care center is sub 1750 now.
This fucking crazy
By spicy by by what what the record
When are you going to do care center without the blood collector?
I mean you can if you use the infinite ammo glitch.
It's gotta be a way without the ammo glitch.
I mean, yeah, you could pick up like 70 handgun ammo and kill all the guys in the defense section.
Not gonna be fast, though.
How do you get fucking... how do you get through this shit?
Let me make an Actuals.
I don't know.
Okay, how do I get through these bags on 30FPS?
I don't want to play this game.
I just think I'm crazy.
Also curious, on 30 FPS...
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a what
That's so weird.
Jeff changes game physics, yeah, clearly.
Fuck.
Fuck you.
Oh, fuck.
If you were able to bypass the trigger for this starting, that would be insane.
I like break it in some way
Shit, no! No, no!
Hello?
I don't know, I... not... not killing me.
I wonder, like,
man if there was a way to skip this grinder that would be the best skip in the entire
fucking game. This grinder is so fucking boring. Better than a legit orphan skip? Well, in what
world are you gonna have an legit orphan skip? RE3 had triggers break for a short time when
Can you open that inventory right before- Wait, Trey?
Um, what?
Was that a coincidence?
How did I get so far?
Dude, I was like almost next to the fucking ladder.
You started in the middle with noclip?
Is it on like a timer the moment you hit the ground?
I guess?
Oh no, it's not because...
maybe it is just on a timer once you hit the trigger it's like on a timer or something
I don't know.
What is going on with this part?
Yeah, I think you're right, the ladder doesn't even work, dude, this fucking game.
Right now it does.
Nice.
Wait what?
Wait, what?
It's so weird, like, can you normally get that close?
I guess you can, I guess it's just, it's so weird how this part works, I don't think the
inventory is actually doing anything, I think it's just copium, it's like on a timer or
something once you hit the trigger zone no nobody found a skip. What is that? Oh is that
the blood.
That's what I wanted to test, Trey, but I don't think you can.
Now, like, once you get too close to it...
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It probably disables like the ladder collision
even before they actually move visually.
And even if you were able to climb this ladder
I guess I was thinking like it would be crazy if you could like trigger the sequence, climb this ladder, and then go back through this section the other way
and then you could just have all the plugs
But, uh, well this bridge is dropped, so that doesn't work.
I doubt there's anything you can do here, truthfully.
You won't make it back.
What do you mean?
I mean, if this bridge wasn't here, I don't-
I mean, it's all just hypothetical.
It's not like it would actually work.
And even once, why are you even able to drop here?
And the fan doesn't stop there until the processing is over anyways.
Oh, you're right. It does stop when you take the power out, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, there's just, I don't think there's really anything you could do here.
The door is 10 miles away.
I like how now that Crimson Desert is out I'm basically not allowed to play R9, it's
just according to chat it's like you're playing re9 so obviously you quit crimson desert forever
I don't know what I'm doing right now, I'm kind of just fucking around I guess.
It's interesting that the moment, like it goes in your inventory the frame that it finishes
but like the animation still needs to play.
And it seems like the animation is like what's tied to that to it actually practicing a strat
that will never work in a run.
worse. What is wrong with my chat dude? I can genuinely...
I only focus on the negative comments because there is one every it's not even negative it's just stupid like
Yes, I'm testing something. Yes, it's probably not relevant, but who fucking cares?
I wonder if you could somehow...
If I'm like on fire...
Like, what if you could somehow cause the fire animation to cancel the grab animation?
I mean, I doubt it, I doubt that would work, but...
Maybe.
Okay, it seems like it doesn't matter.
I mean it's just it's too far away and I'm pretty sure
I'm pretty sure the door like closing actually like even like it's visually
closing but it's probably closed like the moment you grab the joint plug. God can
you imagine how crazy it would be if you could grab this joint plug and just
fucking leave the room. That would be fucking nuts.
Okay, I don't know. I'm just wasting my time here. I don't have time to do more runs and
I'm just kind of, I'm just kind of fucking around until we're going to switch over to
co-op with Larxa. And for all the hundreds of people who keep asking about Crimson Desert,
I will probably play more. I just think, I think the controls in that game are like
abysmally bad. But I do think the game is fun. It's just the control, like, feels
like you're fighting the controls and the movement.
Hopefully they'll update the game.
Might be only getting used to it.
I mean, yeah, maybe, copium.
The fire's in the doorframe.
Let me in.
I don't know, like, the issue is, okay, like here, I want to give you like an example,
right?
and it like the imagine i'm playing crimson desert right now right
and this is an item i need to cut up
i would need like
if i look if i look
here i can't pick up the item
if i thought if i look here i can't pick up the item i have to look directly
fucking at it
just to pick up the item
and then like
you try
like you let's say your characters like for your characters like facing
away from the item
and then you try to turn around and your character just like
slowly turns around
and then you're not looking at it correctly so you have to like slowly move
your character
it's just it's so clunky like picking stuff up
and just doing things
yeah but you yeah you can hold down a button to pick stuff up but it shouldn't
be like that
why do you have to hold a button to pick items up
why do you have to hold a button to talk to a fucking npc
why are all the interaction points like
parking at pixel perfect
but there was a there was a hatch on the ground and i could only pick i could
only open the hatch if i'm like
perfectly in front of it
like directly in front of it looking at it perfectly
from fucking
two inches to the left or i can open that if i'm too interested right i
can't fucking open that
If I'm two inches to the left I can't fucking talk to the NPC.
Like...
And
And if only there was a slight delay.
Can you double input?
If there was a way to make this wheel fill up faster, I almost feel like this could maybe
be possible because like okay see see what happens right like if I if I remove it and
And then put it in, then...
Like the power doesn't turn back on?
I'm curious.
What if you were to use a macro?
You
I
Okay, I don't know. I'm just wasting my time here. I mean, I was 99% sure there was nothing
you could do here, but it's still fun to try stuff.
how did I just I I skipped the
uh...
how did i skip uh...
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No, there's no way.
Well, I was thinking, it feels like there's,
I was thinking you, if you kept putting it in
and then taking it out, you could like offset the cycle
where, like, assume, like I was hoping,
like imagine if, imagine if like every time you put it in
and took it back out, the circle would fill up slightly.
yeah it seems set
but if if if you could get the circle to fill up more each time
then you could hypothetically have a situation where
you remove it
like if you could be removing it before these doors close
so
like you would be taking
like the power like you would take it out as the power turns back on
you know what i mean
is that makes sense
i guess that was kind of what i was trying to accomplish but
doesn't seem like it's possible
i don't think i don't
that won't work well yeah obviously i'm just explaining what i was
fucking trying to do dude
Yeah, I don't think having two in your inventory would do anything.
I mean, I could go grab a second one just to see.
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If only there was a way to make the bar fill up faster.
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Get ready.
Alright, yeah whatever, this is stupid.
What if you put the plug in but before the power goes on you make a save?
I mean, like I could do that, I could try that but it's not like that would actually
be something that you could actually do in a run.
I tried just for the memes, I guess.
Read your message.
i'm sure your message is very insightful
with FPS I mean yeah maybe
Yeah.
I don't think we're cooking here chat.
You know the funny thing is I'm pretty sure.
I'm not even, you know I'm curious like even if you were able to do something like this
I'm pretty sure the game is not even going to let you.
I was curious though could you...
Hey buddy.
Nooo. Bad zombie.
Bring the pallet from the elevator.
Imagine there's an angle where you can somehow grab this.
I'm pretty, I'm very much don't think you could, but...
What if a body lies in the doorway? I don't think it matters, Joe.
I'm pretty sure the moment it's removed, there's like an impetus wall anyway.
What if we bait the zombie?
I mean, like I said, I think the moment you grab this thing, I'm pretty sure it's just
a nimbus wall.
Oh wait, are we doing co-op right now?
Oh, hold on.
definitely not succeeding shipman
there's no way this works
no fucking shot
Oh yeah, anyways, I'm pretty sure because I didn't go through the blood, the blood
shoots that the shit isn't like I'm pretty sure the buttons aren't even gonna work.
Okay hold on, I gotta...
Yeah.
The moment you go through the blood shoot it fucking activates the trigger.
Alright, well anyways chat, we're gonna do some, I might do some more RE9 runs after
After we do co-op with LARXA, let me go join them.
I do. I'll probably, I don't know, man. I like to play more Crimson Desert, but I also kind of want to wait for the game to get like an update to fix the
controls and stuff, but I don't know. Champion, cheater.
Hold on.
you
All right. Hold on. I gotta plug in my headphones. Hold on. Oh wait. Light my fire. Light my fire.
Light my fire. Why isn't that fucking working?
Light my fire.
light my fire hold on a plug in my headphones light my fire mommy loves you long live the
queen okay
Okay.
All right, hold on, let me change my YouTube.
Change my YouTube title.
What?
fuck everybody is playing crimson desert
uh how do I
oh wait hold on I think there's like a lobby code or something
oh the lobby code is hidden anyways
Six seven yeah
No, this is better a second gimp suit has entered the building second. Oh my god
It's galore gonna be a good night
As is my new favorite outfit
Hmm
Just call me
I'm the butcher
Oh
Can you fucking not be please
Just gets it
Hey, dammy cheeked up on her way one day is it? Why is this not wearing pants?
Mmm.
Cheeked upon a Friday, got dumb.
Dude, why the fuck is he slapping his ass?
Hey, you see it?
It's the last worthy ass right there.
Yeah.
Alright.
Already getting feet.
How do you work again?
Open the pre-dance.
Is it just...
Oh, you're a pre-fairy.
Us five?
Yeah.
It's just us five.
Yeah, it's just us five.
Otherwise you have to carry too much.
Mm-hmm, because...
Yeah.
Ella hates us.
Really?
Yeah.
Ow!
Fuck no!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Let's see, Palace Garden, House on the Hill.
I think these are like new ones.
Oh shit!
I got the Lord Vessel.
Wait, what's new?
The portals!
A portals?
How much weight did I grab?
Oh, I didn't realize I was muted on the stream.
Oopsies.
What the...
Alright, okay, pressure.
Wait, can we say that now?
No, don't say the word.
Okay, my secret word is that
I'm never gonna...
Ah, no! Oh, I said it myself.
I was gonna say that.
Oh no it's...
There's a dog!
Stop stop stop stop!
Wait here, I'll leave you. Hold on.
Gonna?
Yeah!
Never gonna give you up.
I love you.
Quiet! Quiet quiet quiet!
I love you.
Are you saying anything?
Quiet!
Stop!
All right, I'm gonna stop now.
Are we gonna start?
Yeah, yeah.
Heal me.
Who's so close?
I love you.
Who's healing?
I love you.
I'm healing.
I love you.
Pretty weird.
Explain to my chat how this game works.
Okay, now.
Oh, that made me push you into the...
Wait, did you get cursed?
You get...
Oh, you don't want to stand on that.
Did you just add an extra word to yourself?
Yeah.
It's a pretty easy one, so...
I'm not telling you what it is.
Can you tell me pretty please?
Uh, coin?
Hmm...
Show me the...
Aww.
It's just there.
Show me the...
Fireball!
The fermented Dallas emotion
You just step in a trap. Can you call me baby?
Call me baby. Hey, baby.
What?
Yeah, thanks.
We're back.
Ah!
Your voice was all,
fucky, lucky.
Fucky, lucky.
Is this a hot tub?
Oh my god, let's go in!
I smell funny.
Oh, it's healing.
It was.
Yeah.
Can you just drop your...
What is that?
I think Larx's is just a drop.
Is that a wand?
one. Oh, they dropped my wand! I have it. Oh god, guys, there's a, there's a monster that
we should go to. Oh god, oh god, I need healing.
All right. I'm not a confian error.
You're supposed to be quiet with this one, right? Oh, I think Lux is dead.
I think you're done.
Wait!
I need the hot tub.
Oh god. Oh god.
Oh my birthday!
Pick it up.
Sha!
I think you just...
I don't think you can have free hands anymore. I think you have to just scroll off it maybe?
I try and I can't...
I don't know, get wrecked then I guess.
Yeah.
Light my fire.
I think Lep is going to bring us back.
Bought an egg.
Oh, you also died?
What is the thing you didn't get?
It's resurrect someone.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, it's pretty sick.
I think I'm going to leave it since I'm here with you.
Ow!
You did that to yourself!
There we go.
Oh
Are you trying to save the birthday girl? Yeah
Apollo has another two so I think oh maybe she'll
Gregory
Let's bring Lark's back.
Wait, how do I use it?
Oh.
Uh, no, I don't think we're using shared chat.
Now do I check the spellbook?
The next Twitch account.
Oh, there's Twitch integration. Also, wait, why is my screen resolution 1080p?
Huh?
I floor came on at her
It's none of these
How do you kill this?
It's just a scratch
Thank you!
Dude, I want to go up there.
Damn.
Damn, strats.
What is this?
Oh, what is that?
Oh, pressure.
Ranked to increase the goblet's value.
I may have a low note.
In fact, we got to be in the quiet thing.
Does somebody die? Oh God.
How do I use the egg? Speak the words from the spellbook. How do I check the
spellbook? Man I don't know what I'm doing.
Is the spellbook an item?
I think you're right.
Quiet.
Oh, spellbook.
Come to papa.
I'm back!
Oh hi!
Oh no, you have the deep voice disease.
Oh.
Would you like a boot?
Yes.
I would like a... oh god, okay.
There's a sword here.
Oh!
Oh, careful, careful, one step.
Quiet.
It's everyone freaking dying.
Something is like pulsing.
Maybe we should try to get out. No.
Maybe we should just get out of here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is there multiple exits?
Do you have heals?
No, I don't have my... my...
Oh! Oh, God!
Oh, oh, shit!
Oh!
Okay, Master, you mad bro? Stay mad bro.
Stay mad bro.
Stay mad bro. Why are you fermented down?
Oh
Arks is not like us
Fish on her head
I think that could have gone better.
Yeah
We got this
Oh my god
Oh, that's awesome
Heeee!
Cinema
I'm gonna put you in my backpack
Wait, are you twerking at all, you son of a-
I'm gonna put you in my backpack
Wait, are you twerking at all, you son of a-
I'm gonna twerk, I wanna twerk!
You?
I'm gonna twerk
You're vibrathing
You went back?
Oh my god
I see a step through
You come here, I go to see you
I see a step through
You come here, I go to see you
That's me
I like to go worse than I wish, but that's okay.
So good!
Yeah!
Aw!
Is it like on?
No, no.
It's like...
Yeah.
Wow!
I'm sorry.
And there's a lot of tracks.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I
Have so many curses
I don't think you'd have, well you kept them if you died.
Yeah.
You didn't cure them right?
I have like four.
I have to tell you.
Oh there's three maps.
There's a lot of party events though.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
We have a home.
Seven.
Oh yeah, cause I knew that was your word.
The message of the new part of the anniversary?
I get on the anniversary again.
Oh my god.
How do we sell stuff?
Who said it?
What do we do with the treasure?
Uh, I think here there's like a thing.
Put it here I think.
Are there treasure chests?
I don't know.
Open the portal is activated.
I thought it part of the anniversary I thought it was.
You're so big here in the Grinder!
It's in like...
Grinder? Oh?
Oh, it's for trash, though.
What about the treasure?
Oh!
Oh, you're in the treasure...
Ow, in the...
In the trash.
Okay, but we have to open...
the portal, I guess.
Should we just remake the lobby?
Yeah, we can, yes.
To?
Yeah, I have to word.
It's 300 for the wand?
Fuck yeah.
It's a good thing. We can't really move it.
Walk.
Ow!
Oh yeah, yeah.
Lock him.
Gunna?
Gunna.
Gunna, gunna, gunna, gunna.
Gunna.
Shut money.
Shut some shit up.
Gunna!
Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.
We need to kill each other.
Yeah.
That's great.
I stopped.
I can't believe.
now I think I think larks is resetting the longer
quiet! quiet! quiet! do not die!
alright, there's a new code guys! there's a new code, we can reach it
ok!
bye!
bye
ok
everybody take a book
in a book?
hang out, hang out
They added both books in one book now in the updates.
Oh, that's sick!
Yeah, so you have the heels and you have the defense, like defense and offense and both.
Man, that's so smart.
There's so smart.
Apologize and why don't you die to me?
And I'm kind of upset by that, if I'm being honest.
Oh my god!
Oh my game!
You didn't even specify, you said it, and then, ow!
What?
Did you just have your mouth?
No.
Oh, what's that?
I think you did.
No.
Whoa, fancy.
What did you say?
Nothing.
I said nothing.
Said?
Nothing.
Said?
Nothing.
I said nothing.
I'm healing.
I said nothing.
I didn't say anything.
I just said nothing.
I don't know.
I didn't talk.
I didn't say anything.
I didn't talk.
Test, test, test, test.
I hear you.
It's so weird.
It says you can press T to mute, unmute, but I guess it's not.
Oh, it was working the first time I joined.
Maybe it's disabled now.
No, it's on now.
I don't know how I hurt myself.
Do you guys know what the crowd is for?
I got it. Yeah.
I gave myself another one.
I don't know.
I thought we had to say one out.
Oh, my God.
Hmm.
I'm already hurt.
Wait, I can heal you. Hold on.
This summoning step is crazy.
I love you.
Thank you.
Yes, thank you.
All right, are we ready?
Nobody speak unless it's entirely necessary.
OK. OK. OK.
I was really hoping it was that.
That's what it was.
Dude, the last time I played, my word was OK,
and everyone kept fucking saying it.
I love you.
I'm going in.
Alright, let's go in.
Can you just go back and forth wherever?
I'm gonna-
Ha!
Yeah.
How did this get the old-
This you already have my older words somehow.
How did you do that?
What do you mean?
Okay, everyone walk up the slide a couple of times.
I got it!
Wait, Folo, you need to heal me.
Oh.
I love you.
Okay, how do I turn on the torch?
Light my fire.
Oh, a coin!
Oh!
An egg!
Oh no.
Hey guys, did you call me baby?
Uh, you are a baby?
Call me baby.
Call me baby?
Thank you.
You are a baby.
Baby?
What?
I smell funny.
Oh it's the guy again!
Oh shit.
OH IT'S THE GUY AGAIN!
Oh shit.
No.
BRO!
Hey, I got a hat!
Oh my god!
I love you!
Don't heal it!
I love you!
I am shit!
What?
I won't heal you!
Man, I wanted to order Jersey Mike's, but they're closed.
Damn, buddy!
What the fuck?
You'll never see this face again.
This is gonna open in snow, right?
I love you!
I don't know how to sing, but I need to sing.
If you'd have summoned everyone to the monster, that actually would have been so fun.
I'd show them.
That would have been a fucking brilliant idea.
Oh, okay, I got it.
Oh
Shit everyone's dead
not fun go down okay wait here me again here we get quick i love you
oh my
there's so many
bro what the f**k
um hold on i was gonna kill this one
chat is insane oh i promised to call is this a bribe
I promise to call anyone anyone
Anyone anyone anyone
I remember isn't there like a some like circle you can find a res like everyone on the team
I think there is yeah, oh my oh it was a big sack
Well, that's a full sack
Yeah, I can pay myself for some reason
Oh, maybe it's it gets my headphones only turn on the noise turn up the turned up the noise cancel
I think the noise cancelling is just for my mic.
I don't know why Toggle Talk doesn't work though.
Okay, I bought something. I can now bring you guys back.
Come out and play.
Yay!
Oh, yeah, the best player's bought everyone.
What?
How did I gain a sword? Did I chose to stop and throw?
What, choose?
Sorry.
No.
okay I have the same word twice do I take a whole heart when you say it yeah I
drew the second level so I think that's why it's kind of hard yeah maybe you
should take the easy but it's new content come on then play we get one
more
I'm not in play
You're gonna be need gills
like that um no spank me please yeah we need more spank me please thank you I'm
going to go inside okay fine more treasure so we can oh my god this one
can stun monsters I'll come with you oh can I go pick up my items oh god he's
still here.
Come out and play.
Walk him back.
Do you need heals or do you respond with full health?
Okay.
Oh, my wand's in the wall?
Wait, what?
I died in the hot tub.
Oh, hey.
You did?
Yeah.
Oh, you're right, it is.
Should I call everyone back?
Oh, you have something set to.
What do you have it to?
Nice.
I need a book.
Is this a extra?
Yeah, yeah.
You need to get back to where we came from.
You got a nice shield.
Who T words.
Ah.
Are you full health?
Yeah.
Okay.
We came from over here, right?
It's gotta be here.
Oh, is that another egg?
come out and play
hi larksa
hi wait i'm gonna
go get apollo
the portal is closing soon
is she dead?
no she's locked
wait how long until the portal
uh i think like
four minutes
It's me?
Okay.
Well, I can summon everybody.
Wait.
Uh...
Okay.
I'm gonna...
...recognize for a second.
I got that dick!
Spank me, please.
Oh.
I love you.
Sorry, man.
I just mean it.
I love you.
Thank you.
It's not a very kicking word I say all the time.
I don't know what this thing is.
Can you break it?
No, I don't know.
I was kind of scared of this. I didn't touch it.
Oh my fucking god, shut up.
Stupid grenade.
Oh, it sounds kinda scary.
I swear.
I closed the door on it.
It fucked.
Oh no, he opened the door.
I love you.
Oh god.
But why can I hear him?
I can still hear you, Salb.
Oh, he's camping.
I
Times up I
I died?
What the fuck?
Watch that?
It's a bottle on them.
Okay, so did we throw the profit?
I mean we got three treasures.
You summoned the Polo Larks if you were already in here, back into the place and then you shut the portal on them.
Stop it!
Why didn't they appear?
Stop saying that!
AHHHHH STOP IT!
Why they not appear?
That's not my stop!
Don't say the verb say like if you're verbing it, you know?
Sash!
Shut up!
If you're verbing it!
I guess it's a Q.
Oh!
What happened with Crimson Desert? Nothing.
I'm gonna revive Leppa.
to be an egg around here. Where is the egg?
oh is that an egg?
oh it's a scroll
Oh, here's show me the way oh, okay
Oh, wait, this is your vibe, everyone I've seen.
Now I think this is going to be exciting.
Oh, oh, wait, maybe.
It gets me revived.
Quiet, quiet, that's my point.
Oh my goodness, lava!
Quiet. What's in there? Nothing?
No, not quiet.
Quiet, say it!
You need to speak properly!
Now you get stooped!
Ayah!
Dude, where is Laka? Is he actually sleeping?
Did we arrive here?
No, no, yeah.
I know, it was weird.
I think he's still sleeping.
Maybe just let you see.
Ooh, a sword.
Wonder what the men put to see.
Oh God!
Who has a healing staff?
He's singing...so...sorry?
Singing...Sing what?
I don't want a thing! He approved!
I'm getting out of here.
Yeah, they liked my screaming.
Ooh, a shield!
Me- me hate pay you!
Treasure inventory full.
Oh, test- testicles?
No, not test- test-
Testicles?
Test- test-
test-
No, it's just random.
You just twist yourself.
They just do it.
You can untwist them, though, no?
Yeah.
I don't know about that one.
You have to get a medical professional.
Oh, and they untwist them?
That's your biggest skill issue.
You can't just untwist your balls.
I got it.
You just twist the other way.
Aw.
Just untwist your balls, bro.
Yeah, I give up.
Yeah.
You know, it's the one thumb that's not
going to question it at this point.
Oh, careful.
It sounds for-price.
Oh, my god.
Oh, Paul knows about this.
Yeah.
It's really good.
I've just been in a lot of practice.
I've only spent a lot of time.
Ha ha ha.
I'm not sure you are.
Oh!
Oh, I think I have the cinnamon.
It's a bunny lock.
Oh, that's bad.
I am your father.
Did you die?
I think blocks.
I wrestler said the words.
The words.
Yeah, that's my treasure.
I need to go back for it.
Oh, oh, oh.
It was my mistake.
No.
Don't speak.
None of you speak.
I'm on half the half.
I wonder can you see like how much it's worth maybe the traffic cone is worth
more oh my team can't understand me I'm gonna find an egg for Leppa
Maybe.
Oh!
I gotta go.
Hi guys.
No, my sword doesn't work.
It's useless.
What the?
Make it.
fool's gold
arrow oh no
Roro or Lapa, he's been... oh, Jesus.
Butcher.
Where am I?
What is that?
These dungeons are so big, like...
Oh! Wait, is this...
Wait, what the fuck?
Can I res?
Oh, I'm missing five. Maybe there's a coin upstairs.
Nope.
Was that not the queen? Wait, where?
Back there?
Her? No, no, no, I don't think that's...
Dude...
I mean, I can resurrect everyone with the... but I need to find the Queen.
I don't know who the... where the Queen is.
I feel like everyone's dead and they're just watching me right now.
I just want to go home.
Wait, this is the porta-potty.
Dude, how the hell do I get home?
I gotta go?
There are no companions.
Okay.
I'm trying, guys.
What?
What killed me?
What happened?
Um, I'm sorry guys.
No, it's not your fault.
I'm sorry.
No, it's not your fault.
I was trying to find the queen.
And then I got blamed for it somehow.
Well, it's just the way it goes sometimes.
I was dead!
Ow! Oh yeah, I have 8,000 points by the way, so don't play anyway.
I'll be back on the same anything.
I have six words!
Do you even know six words?
Okay!
I have nine!
Ah!
Don't push me!
Stop bullying me then!
Don't push me!
Stop bullying me then!
It's kinda fucked up your personally birthday girl.
Yeah, it's so fucked up.
Yeah, honestly it's so messed up.
It could be worse, I could do the thing we do in England.
you grab the herbs that yanking it and say cock can do the turkey.
What?
That's that.
And if they say, if they say, um.
I have no words.
How do I twerk?
If you say turkey, it's all you pull the first ones.
Six or seven.
What?
Six seven?
Yeah.
You like my dad used to do that on my birthday like grab hold of my hair and he'd say cock can't use the turkey
And he'd say goose you have to let loose, but if he says turkey you gotta pull the her first you can't
What the fuck are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What the fuck are you on about?
What do you mean?
What is going on here?
I don't know.
I'm giving you a stone, I'm asking.
Don't ask me.
I don't want to hear anything from you Apollo.
Your fucking birthday message was a Swedish curse.
it was a happy birthday song Swedish hex it was Swedish hex why didn't you
sing happy birthday song in Swedish songs you're learning it I don't know it
yeah you could you saw my video I don't know how to count to five in
Swedish. I can't. I know how to count to one at the
the
and
We have a bowlover at a distance of 10.
Sorry I didn't see my phone.
I think you can post it a few more times.
Wow!
I have ADHD, okay?
What do you want?
The balls staff.
Yeah, I want the balls staff.
Please give it to me.
Okay, there.
Balls?
It's your fault.
Yeah, I want the balls. I have a place to give it to you.
Okay, there.
Balls?
It's a horse.
Balls.
It's literally balls.
What the?
It's hard.
It's obviously a heart.
What?
No, that's not what a heart looks like.
It's a really veiny heart.
No, it's a veiny heart.
I'll show you something veiny.
You wouldn't, uh...
Oh, we can buy a bathhouse?
Oh, hell yeah.
Yeah, we can buy a hot tub.
Oh, we can't, we have no fucking money because we can't do anything.
Yeah, now we're going to see it, now we have the easy difficulty, now we're hot.
We need to farm coins.
Let's beat it!
Wait, let's do it!
Okay!
What's your name, Berlin?
I thumb is so long!
What?
Where?
Your thumb?
I thumb is so long!
I am going to fall, you know.
One in.
Okay.
I even got a tutorial lock!
Oh, yeah!
Easy!
Just go ahead.
Easy.
Alright. Easy.
Show me the way.
It's a trap!
Oh, there's two in the driveway.
In English, please.
It's a trap!
Stop!
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
It's a truck?
It's a truck!
No!
Stop!
Never make caucus if we turn on each other.
I'm getting all the coins.
Yeah.
Caucus having issues with the butcher part.
go issue
what is over here
maybe another dungeon
yeah I guess it's just one of the entrances
yeah the dungeons are actually like
oh sorry
yeah
Wait, I'll say you.
Oh, door, door, let's go, let's go.
What's the time?
I promised to call.
Oh, Lupa's done.
What?
Oh.
I think he's in there.
I'm lucky.
I want to break free.
Oh, money.
I want to break free I I'm promised to call I promise to call I promise to call
I'm going to go res leppa.
Why is salad called fermented Dallas?
Oh, does he have an alt account for Twitch?
I didn't realize. But isn't the shop over here by the entrance?
I think I got to go back... back home.
a trap. I got a treasure to turn in. I got some money.
Okay, just in the grinder.
Come to Papa Leppa.
Hi, I picked up a ball.
Oh.
It was under the bomb. Oh, that's why you that's why you died. I see. Yes
If there was any kind of notification about that, I really appreciate it. I
Didn't even see the bomb I
Thought the bride killed you no
Killed by me own hubris
I'll just follow you.
Yeah.
Hey, you took my book!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
I didn't mean it. I didn't know it made you drop things.
Is that a bomb? Is that like an anime?
It is.
Oh, yo, everyone else is over there.
Oh, you saw them?
We just run past them.
Yeah.
Oh.
They'll sell it.
Can I take this?
I can pick it up.
Yeah, do it.
OK, don't say the apologetic word for S. I'll blow up.
Mmm
My god, we're actually doing it
I got it.
Oh, come on.
I got it.
Stop swearing!
I've got a fly on me noggin.
Do we have heal?
I'm sorry. Stop crying. Stop crying. It wasn't even a stringer. Thank you. I guess you need to throw it at enemies. Thank you. Oh, I want to try my hat.
Don't all die frame one
So gotta
Every time someone swears that take damage take talk fuck
hell
push me
what the fuck
oh no
what the fuck
fuck
we did it
what the fuck
you can fuck
language
the pussy mouth on this lady is crazy
I was still gonna fly on my head no okay okay I'm gonna die this time I'm
gonna be MVP hmm okay oh nice hat this you look like you look like a
Bloodhounds guy
John Demon's Souls
I'm gonna take Misty Forest out
nice drip thank you wait is there is the music here still why don't we have the song
I'm just eating my lunch.
It's kind of comfy.
Look at that.
Mm-hmm.
Looking back.
Ah.
Man, they're collecting a lot of coins.
They're doing good.
Hey.
b
I'm on my lunch break.
I see, I see, of course it's, you know, here's an egg if you need one.
Thanks buddy.
Drop it here.
There you go.
Alright.
All right.
I wonder if anyone's dead.
I'm curious if I use this and nobody's dead is it wasted?
Back to work.
What's that?
That one's not it.
Teleportaloo.
You buy a summoning staff.
I'm gonna finish my food and then I'm gonna summon everybody, I think.
I
Summoned them chat
I think I'm here. I'm almost done. I think any are dead back to work eating
Yeah, I'm gonna summon them come to mama
It didn't work, oh, hi guys.
Hey guys, my friend, I hate to talk to you so, I'm a barbie girl.
You know, human stuff.
I can't jump anything.
It won't jump.
I got you a jet in the tall chum.
There's a foot on top.
Let's go far.
Oh, that's good.
Mr. Bean, ass off you.
You want to go back out?
Wait, is that... Do we only go one treasure?
I thought maybe you guys had some treasure that I was trying to be smart
It's okay
It'll be fine salad fermented gala sorry
What?
Oh.
Wait, everybody push salad.
Yeah?
Dude, two fishes in the tree.
I'm a Barbie girl!
Wait, wait, wait!
Can we just leave and redraw?
I'm a Barbie girl?
I'm a Barbie girl!
Are we still in?
I'm a Barbie girl?
No, don't kill them!
I'm a Barbie girl!
One minute, one minute.
Thank you.
I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world.
Barbie world.
I can play.
Plastic.
I'm back.
Welcome back.
Thank you for this.
Thank you.
That's huge.
You can play the game.
Yeah, I'm going to open labyrinth.
Let's do it.
All right, I'm gonna do something crazy here, okay, okay, are you gonna not die?
Yeah, you didn't just die
See your nerds
I'm gonna buy a toilet first a toilet
Is it just spawned in a random place on the map?
Where's my toilet?
Oh, there it is.
I gotta go.
That's good to say Swedish, but it wasn't a follow-up.
I love that.
That was fucking pointless.
No, anyone?
Arrow.
Arrow!
The door.
Thanks so much.
Oh.
Oh!
What did I do?
Oh, it takes somebody's say it's just a scratch.
It's just a scratch.
What was the point of this sarcophagus?
I'm too spicy.
You're out.
How do I kill you?
I don't think you can.
I'm a Barbie girl.
I think you laugh at that.
Nothing.
Serious?
Uh-huh.
No fun, huh?
Oh, the shop is here. There's a book.
Can I get rid of my poison?
Oh.
Your breath stinks.
What the fuck? No, I wanna... like I have antidotes.
Oh, it's just a scratch, babe. Please.
It's just a scratch.
Thank you.
You were all... oh, it was a red sign.
I'll go the other way.
We need treasure.
safe to go safe to go oh it's a grinder
It's another grinder.
Oh?
I think there's nothing against that eye.
Stop!
Oh.
Oh, hi.
Hey.
I'm a Barbie girl.
Almost.
I see dead people.
She has the heel stab, she might be okay.
Ooh, what's up here?
Oh.
Oh, what's this?
Oh, it looks like balls again.
That is not balls.
It's the same shape.
It's a lung.
Oh, well there's a porta potty here and go visit.
Oh, I gotta go.
I gotta go.
Fuck.
I gotta go.
oh my god oh my god oh my god apollo yeah it's fucked she's actually she's been slowing
giving us entire time it's crazy wait wait wait wait uh this side this side do you have
an egg in no I just use mine in a pool maybe we go back to the base and use the egg and
we can come back it's all like 10 minutes I want to go home there's a
treasure over there yeah I know you're so right I do you hear me yeah you know
We're never gonna finish a dead a quota
What did she die again?
We need to run.
Yeah, it's not gonna be this.
Oh no.
How do you hear me?
Okay, just very slowly, very carefully, while everyone is watching me, don't mess anything up.
It's just that easy.
I just have to revive every single person in the lobby.
little bit. Can you guys say
something? It's fine.
Arxa Apollo. Okay, I think my
audio is bugged. I can't hear
anybody else who's dead for some
reason. It's weird.
I see dead people oh yeah okay I'm gonna go get some treasure I feel like we're low
well so I'm just gonna get us all back don't say the t-word yes I'm gonna get
I see dead people. I see dead people. It's back to work now
Yeah, it's back to work now
Back to work now
We need treasures
I'm so sorry, Salad.
Wait, I can buy- it's fine.
This is all- this is calculated.
I'll buy one- I'll buy one.
He's just getting back to full health.
It's fine.
Back to work.
I'm going to go.
I get out of here.
Oh no, no.
I'm fucking dead.
This fucking game is shit!
I should've just ran for the fucking door.
God damn it, they're so fast, man!
Now the treasure's off in the fucking corner
and they're probably not even going to see it.
Oh my god!
The book
I still love you. I still love you. Thank you. I was gonna go
YAYYYYYY!
Oh, careful, careful, careful!
There's two of them!
Aw, nah.
Nah.
Aw, I don't think we can go there for T-Wars.
That'll be okay.
It'll be fine.
Did it run?
True that?
They got this.
Nah.
Mmmmm.
I'm gonna do a...
They'll find the treasure.
Yeah.
I meant the gals.
I'M GOING!
It'll be fine.
I'm gonna do it.
Run it, run it, run it!
Oh!
It'll be fine.
if I don't I'm gonna die
Very well, I'm just coming from turning
I'll say I still love you
Fucking hell
So hot dick. Thank you so much. Oh, love a gift in Lepa found much
What the fuck is going on
I still love you! I still love you!
NOOOOOOO!!!!
NOOO!!!!
It's Jo minima
It's Jo- knit
I have to go, I can't... I'm gonna die.
I gotta get this at least buck to the beginning.
I need my t-word I'm gonna get the lock set lock set lock set stay stay I still love you
Thank you thank you. Thank you.
I can only evolve.
Oh, they're dead.
Dude, these enemies are bullshits!
Oh, my...
Tarx is dead.
How are you all dead?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, this is so bad. This is so bad. I need to get myself some help.
Oh shit, it's my...
That's what I was about to say!
That's yours!
Aw, we're a-
That's fair.
You can't like avoid the enemies once they're on you you just like are dead
Yeah, just that, though.
Yeah!
Yes, so...
Shut up!
But you have like a staff that can freeze them, maybe we should get that.
Ooh!
The freeze staff.
Oh, dad, freeze this!
Oh my god!
Oh god, what's happening?
The apocalypse.
My house!
My Minecraft house is gone!
Sadge.
Yo, when we doing Minecraft though?
Yo!
Don't tend to me.
I would.
I love Minecraft.
So let's see.
Free staff.
Free staff is...
Oh you can't buy it.
Somebody delete the music box.
Oh do you have to buy it? I didn't realize we've been buying it.
You know what's a good game?
Burglings gnomes.
Guy in his turkey gnomes.
Oh my god. Burglings gnomes?
I wanna play that too.
Oh burglings.
It's burglings.
Burglings gnomes.
Gargling gnomes.
No gargling gnomes.
Is Gargling Gnomes co-op?
I wish I could gargle some gnomes.
Damn.
Yeah.
I wanna, I also wanna gargle gnomes.
I said the second she turns off stream completely unhinged, peaking.
I'm on top of the world.
Good thing no one else is streaming.
Yeah
Is Brooklyn gnomes like five player
Not sure I think so I don't know her
Erdlin gnomes
My chap likes Brooklyn gnomes
I heard of it.
No, I heard of it like the first time I've ever heard of this.
Have you maybe just made it up?
No!
Oh, up to five friends of your choice.
Five!
No, the description says five.
Yeah, that's good then.
That's a demo.
No, no, no, it's demo one map.
It's fun. Trust, trust, it's fun.
way better than you try it
hey
what are you doing with your companions
you just suck
ass companions
no no no
this guy is like ari nai
you know what
you can't trust his opinions
he didn't like ari nai
dude
we've made zero progress in three hours
okay
that's because we suck
because the progress is the
is the fun we have along the way
to rule
did you have fun though
did you really
yeah I have fun
yes
I have a lot of fun good because you're gonna have a lot more fun gargling gnomes, okay?
Good good yes. Yes. So just like that with the demo demo
I'm not invited to gargle mom's and load the dermal
Okay
Trust trust it's gonna be fun. Okay. I'm gonna go voice
2.7 megabyte download what is this nice internet?
It's gargling
Gargling bones, yes gargle this bone pants grab
Oh my god, it's flying.
That's a killer, yeah.
It's downloading.
It's Lark's the host?
Sure.
But wait, how do you invite people to play games?
Wait, you play before the usual to the host.
No, I'm on EU internet, so it's better for the birthday girl.
Yeah, I think so yeah, Vashua
My internet's also terrible. What the hell same
Everyone's still downloading crimson desert
Oh
It fucking closed me out of the game oopsies
I was downloading faster now
It is downloading faster now.
I hope the download speed is tanking again, god damn it.
Team servers are fucking cooked, dude.
Dude, I don't know why the Steam servers are so fried right now.
Can't download this game.
You know, it's weird.
If I reboot Steam, it starts downloading faster.
And then it like tanks again.
weird. It's probably because of Crimson Desert, if I had to guess. The servers were so cooked
yesterday when I was trying to download that game.
You
We'll let me go check with Larix.
Thank you for watching.
See you in the next video.
Bye.
Uh, do we need to play the tutorial?
I don't know
Go in game. Oh my god, I'm scared. What's happening?
Am I in a mouth? Oh my god
Oh my god. This... Jesus Christ. What the fuck is a stoner game?
Oh my god. The fucking mouse sensitivity.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, look at my mouse. Can you see me move? This is my mouse right now.
Okay, well, I have 8000 dpi.
Dude, the mouse tracking is so good!
Wait, oh my god, it's so good. Can you say like a sentence?
A sentence.
It's so good. Wow.
So close to you.
Like inside your mouth.
New to the.
Censored.
I
Press the Halley
Hold on I think a lot back to Andrew. I'm gonna check change my settings. You guys can read the chat
Spirit catcher. Oh, you invite people in this thing. Oh, I didn't mean to do that
Uh
I didn't mean to
I pressed our game. I didn't mean to press our game. I'm sorry
Guys I think we need to rehost
Right there's
Oops
What are you doing I didn't mean to
Okay, okay, yeah, wait, I just changed my settings. Don't start again. I swear
I'm finally in my element
Oh
Touching your butt
Keep holding me just keep holding me and watch me run back
What the fuck
My dad
Shit
I can't get out of the mouth
Am I dead
Me out of the mouth
Oh, I fell off the fucking
last edge.
Stop running into the bonfire
Apollo.
Apple likes to worm.
Holy shit.
All right, let's start the game.
This game is a lot of fun.
Let's start. Let's start.
If you need to.
Is everyone here?
You don't need a fucking tutorial.
The game.
Apollo's a diet again.
Kicked me out of here.
Welcome back.
OK, yeah, yeah.
Oh, Lappa is our guide.
Okay, guide us.
Yeah, I'm not gonna say anything unless you prompt me.
Okay, how do we start the game?
Do we have to do something before we start?
There's a bell in the mushroom.
Okay, I'm deling Lappa in the fire.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, boss jam.
Oh, what's happening?
Boss jam?
Uh-oh, what's happening, guys?
What's happening?
Oh, no.
We're going down.
Wait, do we have an extra person in the lobby?
No, it says this club at the Mente Bajorio.
Maybe I was just looking at myself.
Yeah.
You're looking at yourself?
Okay, so this guy, this guy is our friend.
You are the mushroom?
Yeah.
So what we do is we go in the house, we go in the house, we go in the house,
Yeah, we get stuff we throw it out, but also press tab first time. Yeah, yeah, there's stuff we got to do
We got to do at least three things
Okay
Oh
Sees the world chance. Yeah, it is
Can we get through the window maybe I don't know can we
Apolo with the clutch!
Apolo!
Let's grab a mouse hole!
Can I go in the hole?
Oh, Apolo, you lost your arm.
Yeah.
What happened?
I kind of want the cheese.
Get it.
Your arms are so long.
She's missing a lot of stuff.
Oh, she's like an iron.
Let's see.
Can we open the door one?
Apollo, get off of me.
No.
New CPR.
I'm bringing you back.
That... that does not look like CPR.
Oh well.
Hello?
Oh
Holy
It's gonna be okay larksa get yourself free. Oh my god
Oh nice save nice save see I'm not not I'm not useless after all hell yeah
first time for everything I guess where the hell's the gun
Oh, the guy's got the gun!
Okay, okay.
The man has the gun.
Okay, okay.
Them salads fucking smoking it up.
Oh, I can hear her.
You know smoking's bad for you, right, salad?
I'm trying to throw them down.
They didn't even flood the toilet.
How do you throw them?
Did I not change my title on Twitch yet?
Oh.
Guys!
Oh no!
Okay, follow!
Hey Larkser, can you go back outside and bring me back to life?
Yeah, wait, I just smoke real fast along. Okay
Okay, I don't
Got him. Oh my
I'm hiding the gun under the table
The guns under the table get the gun bring me back Leppa. I'm doing it. I'm doing it
I'm cool cool like me and I have some of that
you know let it up for you oh man you're so cool you're so cool this
dude what the fuck are you just fucking inhaling it what am I supposed to do with the gun shoot uh hold on shoot a cockroach or the guy you can shoot the guy don't shoot me please no find a cockroach and shoot
Holy shit. Oh my god
All right, wait, what do I need to do break the TV shoot a roach
Oh
My legs
No
guys guys he's going to eat me guys guys oh he's putting me in the fridge
Oh my god
He's right here!
I got him!
Good job!
You're like a natural gnome, actually.
Yeah.
I was smoking a cigarette. It was so cool, actually.
Aw, this was sick.
Smoking is so cool.
Oh, he's coming back.
Yeah.
the toilet and then he like was gone what guys guys the Roomba the Roomba got
Help me!
Help!
Give me out!
I don't know what you want.
Oh, it's got a stop button.
Oh, thank you.
How do we get into the vault?
We gotta flood the toilet.
But where is the toilet?
It's over here.
How do you flood it?
Oh, I broke something.
I can do two lobbies. I can do one later. I can do one tomorrow.
Where am I?
Oh!
Oh, I think we finished all of our tasks.
Oh, not again! Not again!
Well, I'm fucking dead.
Guys?
I'm in the room by again.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
I think Apollo got grabbed.
Oh my god.
Last of you.
Oh my god.
Last of you.
Oh my god.
Last of you.
Oh my god, it's out of ammo!
Something wrong with our arms, it's normal gnome arms, yeah.
How was that, wait can we res anybody?
Oh, I love it.
I'm just fucking back into a mousetrap.
Okay, we gotta find wood.
Let's find wood.
Okay, alright here, pants grab.
Can we not leave?
Because we did all the tasks right?
What?
Yeah.
We can do more.
Oh.
We got the boarder for each one.
Do you know what gravel is this?
It's wood.
Okay, okay, just steal wood and throw it outside that side
Like if we can get a chair, no, I don't know. Yo, I thought you have to kill it. Let's kill it
Where oh, it's gone all the way. I'm all the way to door ammo
Yeah, I saw cockroaches
like the superior run away
right here oh we can grab this one is it maybe wood is like mouse traps
gravel
hello
are you in the freezer comment how look at these two
how he believes
bro I can't work in
he's a follow oh we have to resuscitate
I'm resuscitating.
Good chest compressions.
I broke my ribs.
Hey, that's how you know they work.
Yeah.
Did you find the toilet?
Oh, a knife.
Better watch out.
Yeah.
He chopped his legs off.
Can we put them in the oven?
Clarkson, you cut off your arm!
Can you help me with anything?
I think I would, right?
Yeah.
Can you go up?
Uh, yeah, hold on.
Wait, you what?
You can just throw it out the window.
Alright, I'm grabbing a...
Grab it?
I got it.
Okay.
And just throw it out the window.
Okay.
I'll open the window.
Uh-oh.
Oh.
Friend.
Let's get some bread too.
Yay.
Our clay friend is gonna get it and we get gravel.
Let's take some bread.
Oh, a cutting board.
That's wood.
Can we get it?
There are no map there?
I think I can get it.
What?
All my legs.
Oh, is that a hose?
what the fuck is that? wait is he friendly?
Where's he gone?
Get to the tornado!
Oh my arms!
I think I just ripped off my arms.
Shit.
I'm grabbing the bread
Oh, there's like a
Oh, he took the bread can I go in here?
I'm leaving
go go go go go go oh it's a fairy
Oh
Holy shit, oh wait, what the fuck
awful all right check it out guys right here yeah right here
the ghano all right we did it one no one's dead
we only get three in the world because apollo died
Now the reason we get stuff is we can craft a backpack and
Oh, we can craft spring shoes.
Oh, I see.
So check it out. I can boyoing.
Wow.
I don't want to give one of you.
What the hell just happened?
Somebody get back, brother!
You fucking bounced this head into the mushroom and it just...
I did, I did.
Yeah, these things are fucking dangerous, man.
How did you?
Somebody take the shoes.
Oh no!
Paula's eyes are gone!
Oh no!
Alright, just hold spacebar and you can jump around.
Oh nice!
Okay, so you gotta understand the velocity here if you keep jumping higher and higher it's gonna hurt you, okay?
Boing, so you gotta watch out for window sills the roof
Stuff like that don't hit your head when you're jumping
Yeah, okay
Salad are you yawning is this is this game boring you?
I'm tired
I made a pickaxe
Oh, thank you for wasting our stuff
Wow, you wasted it
Anyone more?
Yeah, let's do it
Yeah, apparently using the pickaxe
Probably using the pickaxe on you
breaks a little bit of my bug
God damn it
Get back in a sec
start it though. Okay. Are you guys ready? Let's go. Let's go.
Store the game!
Okay, Laksa's gonna come over here.
I'm being...
I'm being taken!
What?
Okay, let's go.
Yeah.
We are in the big castle.
Grapple throw an item.
There's a human?
Are we in?
Oh.
Alright, let's do it.
We gotta find a drain.
Let's go look for it.
So what is gravel?
Where is it?
It's like stuff gets...
The clay guy grabs it and then like turns it into gravel.
Oh!
I don't have what she want story of my life wait she gave me a she gave me a
snacker I got a snacker
I'm here
this is you look over here guy fuck you gnome
wait I wonder if I can
you got something against gnomes
it's fake
Oh
Was that a slide going on the playground
What the hell's going on?
I want to get in there, I don't know how though, I'm going to go back, the back window.
Oh shit, he's looking at me.
I'm gonna fucking hit him.
I'm gonna hit him with my smacker.
I can't do anything!
I'm gonna hit him in the butt!
Oh, get back here!
Oh, it's okay, he's just throwing me out.
Ball attack!
Ow!
Hey, buddy.
Dick?
Alright, next up, flood the toilet.
Oh, and taste human.
steal a mousetrap okay. Hi. Hi. Just hopping around. Hippity hoppity. Yep. I'm actually
interested. You're still alive. Yeah, at all. Uh, you're tazer human. Am I a steal
the pillow. I don't think so.
Is there a window here? No.
We can check every cupboard and stuff.
Nope, nothing here. It's got to be in the kitchen though.
Can I smash the mirror?
Ooh, maybe.
Nope.
Careful, the man!
Oh, we need to find a cigarette.
The man.
Ooh, do you find one?
Where's he taking me?
Hi guys!
I brought a friend!
Oh god!
Where's no one gonna flush you?
This is getting flushed!
This is Ella's games!
No!
Oh!
Oh
Like a latch up there somebody else get flushed
Oh, you can go through this.
Oh my god, he's naked!
What the fuck?
How does he naked?
The old man's naked.
Wait, is Larkson in the fucking oven?
I don't know why I didn't know that he was here, but I don't know why I didn't know
that.
Oh my god, I want to get in the car!
You missed it.
Where's the taser?
Oh look, a knife!
Wait, wait, wait!
You have to get in the car!
What? I can't!
Oh my god, you're closing.
I need a... where's my cigarette?
Oh stop!
Oh my god.
You get it?
Oops!
Oh my god, that was good.
I'm sorry, I'm coming to get you up all
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Not so funny you is it he's putting me in the fucking fireplace. Oh
Shit, I'm dead. Oh, wait. I'm not
There is no knife. Oh, this died on the fire
Wait, I'm back. Oh, you can just see PR
We have to turn her over. Yeah, there you go. Wait, wait, oh, there you go. Yes compressions
Poach the fire
That's what you're gonna do. We got a
This losses arms
I'm not sure which though.
Ooh, mouse.
i was opening all the cupboards but
all they all close i guess he closed all of them
to the drawers yeah
I'll take these ones I got it
I got it
Just hold it and eat it's easy
There goes my arms
Got him
Nice!
I'm putting the bread outside oh god put the bread outside or throw me outside
Oh
I think that was the bread counted. Yeah
Six or seven
I was going to get a pair of this.
You can mic.
Oh my, oh my, oh my God.
I'm stuck.
You're wasting it.
I'm shitting.
My bad.
I'm a bad guy.
All right, I'm up.
Guys, take this book.
Yeah.
Is this wood?
I don't know.
Yeah, it's wood now.
It's wood now.
I don't know what I hear.
Oh my God.
I got something else guys what is happening to me
You can do it, you can do a fallout and like boost yourself into the sky with it.
Anybody seen any food?
No.
Did they fall off?
Man, lots of fell off, man.
No, dude, I heard them fell off.
Oh, help! Help! Somebody turn it off!
Oh my god!
Alright, turn it off!
oh shit oh there's a ton of stuff here oh no oh no oh you're fine oh god he's got
the gun oh no not the Roomba
shit
who's this that's me okay yeah he's got a gun we need full mall okay I there's a
bunch of stuff here that we can get I think
Follow me
Yeah, yeah, if we if we climb up here, I'm gonna drop the stuff down
There you go, there's one
Another
The fallout gate grab?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
I'm stealing your books old man.
It's nothing you can do about it!
Yes!
It's not me.
I saw that.
I don't know, man.
Yes!
Right on time, baby!
No!
Oh, I'm so sick.
Oh, God!
I didn't see a single mousetrap.
Oh, there's a trampoline! I didn't see that.
Oh!
Yeah, yeah it is. And we got everyone importance here.
Oh.
It's the arx, the disc, the polo, salad, me, everyone.
Straight.
We all live.
We're salad.
Oh.
Use extracting.
Have some, uh...
Oh, I can't.
The rapture is contracting.
Yeah.
What can I say, the carry lives once again.
Oh you're the carry?
No, the carries.
Everybody else dead?
I think so.
Oh.
That's nice.
I'm haunting.
Oh no.
What a nightmare.
Haunting!
Oh.
Good job.
Oh
I
I buoyed against the fucking ceiling with my boots
How we could only get one thing now wow
Hi
I try to pull this. Oh, wait, pull off this twig. It's something. I'm crafting these boots.
Oh, we can do two more, two more boots. Yes, get your balls real quick. How did you do that?
Just press H. Yeah, okay, boots, boots, boots. Crafting, crafting, crafting, crafting.
Okay, okay. Oh my god.
I just jump.
Huh?
You do like hold space.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Boy not?
You know, is it anyways time?
Oh, it's anyways time, damn.
I don't know.
Salad, you ate your-
Wait, oh!
your boots. Your big boots. Did you read the description on the snowman glove that says
allows you to fumble things in a similar way as a human glove. What? What? Yes. Fumble?
Yeah. I'm not gonna tell you what those do. You're gonna have to find out. Oh my gosh.
That's crazy. Can I fumble your things like that? Oh yeah, let's fumble. No. Fumbling.
I'm fondling!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Actually, I can't fondle anymore.
I'm fondling you.
Fondling!
I don't know the birthday girl.
Fondling!
Can't you fondle the naked big man?
No!
Psycho.
Whose arm is that? Was that my arm?
Uh, no, I think I'm on the discs.
Oh, I got those as arms alone.
So one of those games fully released.
That was really Paul Gershrenslop.
He had a good friend.
Oh, holy shit, you can go high.
Whoa.
Oh, wow.
He's.
This guy's gadget feet.
Yeah, it's.
Whoa, I like that one.
Really good friends slot like there's no limits your stamina, right?
We didn't even do everything
It's a demo don't need so much to experience but there's still some things
I'm fucking bounced up on someone and they knocked me off the thing.
Oh, down dead.
Alright, so are we, is it anyways time then?
Or would a...
Yeah, this is anyways time.
Alright.
Thanks for the games.
Happy birthday.
Thank you! Bye!
This game is silly.
I feel like it's very...
It's like very limited in content right now, but it's fun.
It's cool. Cool little game.
Some crimson dessert.
I'm going to go get some shorts.
Alright, the pants have been removed.
Uh, what to do now chat?
Should we crimson desert?
There'll be RE9.
Somebody in chat said there's a new glitch found for Arinan.
Yeah, there's like an infinite ammo glitch, but it's like not allowed for main runs.
I mean, we could try more crimson desert.
Maybe it'll grow on me.
I do kind of want to give it more of a chance.
I don't know.
I really hope that they like...
I just wish the game was a little bit more...
The controls are just...
just, I don't know, man.
Some possibly fake Dev and Ellis chats
that they're fixing controls in the next 48 hours.
I hope so.
I don't know, we'll give it, we'll try it a bit more.
I do kind of want to try some RE9 runs as well, but let's give it, let's try it a bit
more.
I do need to use the restroom though, so I'm going to take a short break.
I will be right back, everybody.
Okay, okay, I'm back.
and
Oh, that's something.
We're back, baby.
I
Drawed draw dick. Thank you for the gifted sub draw trick. Sorry. Oh
Look at this guy. He's got a pet donkey
my baby's gone and called me par at last I was so happy I couldn't get a wink
of sleep
honestly dude I feel like this game is so much more immersive when you're in
first person
But like the movement feels the movement feels so like clunky and first person as well.
And also like something that kind of bothers me is like if you're in first person and
then you press the button to talk to an NPC it zooms you out.
Can I just stay in first person please?
No, I'm not sponsored. I just wanted to give this game a bit more time.
Oh yeah, I can summon my horse.
Where's Bea? Where are you?
I
Yeah, this is the guy who buys your animals
Cameras acceleration, let me see.
Where even is that setting?
Send it to a hundred.
Oh wow, yeah, that feels a lot better. Holy.
Hiya!
Wheeeee!
to
No, hold on.
Is there like a quick key bind by the way to heal?
Because I could have sworn I saw Lobos. I was watching Lobos today for a little bit and he was
like instantly healing himself.
But I don't know how.
Oh my god, I have to press F3?
Oh, Jesus.
That's an easy bind, at least.
Don't stand it
And these guys are tanky.
Except difficulty options, I don't think so.
I'm gonna flatten you and shits on the core.
Wow, that's rude.
all right. I shall do all I can to guard what's dearer than my life. Wouldn't do to
like dude if first person controlled in this game like resident evil the shit
would be like so fucking immersive dude like god I really hope I really hope
they just like update the controls to be like more responsive and just be so
nice missing cows missing goats
You hold the button that will do it well, what are you talking about?
Strange noises from the cave.
Well that sounds interesting.
Perfect acceleration on, are you talking about camera acceleration?
My camera is not my issue.
It's like, if I want to like turn this way,
like let's say I'm sprinting, right?
And I like turn, you can feel like the character
is like not going the way that you like want.
I do feel like the game is so much more beautiful on first person though.
Oh, hello.
Oh, look his babies.
and
It's not even letting me go first, I guess because my weapons are out.
Speak with the despairing man.
for the right time. Oh. So also, does anyone know, like, is there a quest list? Because,
like when you scroll over a quest, you see the list, but then you can't. Oh, here we go.
Hmm, is there a way to pass time in this game, does anyone know?
Done?
Also, how does horse riding work?
Do you literally just have to spam the button?
Is that the only way?
Crime vandalism?
What?
What did I even do?
That's a good one.
Like, I really don't understand why did they make it so you have to press control to talk
to an NPC.
Like what what is actually the reason why it is like that?
Like I just don't under I don't understand like that. I guess it
Like why can't I just press you
They were to be sold off in a few days who the hell will buy them now
At least you didn't lose anything else
The hell I didn't!
Those rotten bastards!
Took bloody everything!
Ah, that explains it.
We see some weird strange folk lurking around your house, didn't we?
What? Tell him!
Wait, what? I saw it too!
You did fuck all!
I drank a lot that day.
Why didn't you say something?
What can we do about it?
We're bound to get caught sooner or later.
Hey?
Hey, let's get going.
Come have a drink once you carry him down.
Arrrrgh!
Arsehole!
You didn't help over here.
You were robbed.
The fuck are you?
You're trying to get me worked up again.
Yeah, I actually flushed Red Dead Redemption 2
because I kept shooting NPCs by accident because their control scheme was
absolute fucking giga-shit.
He thought it was a good idea to make it, make talking to an NPC the same button as
fucking aiming your gun.
Like, wasn't- oh, okay, I actually don't remember because Red Dead Redemption 2 was like years
ago, but I could have sworn, like, you had to press L2 to talk to them and then you
You press R2 to like, or like you press L2 to like interact and then R2 to like confirm.
I don't know.
I don't know how it happened because I don't remember well enough but what I do remember
is accidentally fucking shooting an NPC or like swinging at them or maybe, wait, wait,
Maybe I didn't actually shoot them, but if you aim at them, don't they take that as a
threat and then they start running or they freak out at you or something?
I don't know.
There was some bullshit, where...
You had to press L2 in circle and if you didn't press L2 you just punch them.
Oh, okay.
I don't remember.
What I do remember is that it was fucking bullshit.
I wonder if the music for talking to NPCs is the same for every NPC the entire game,
or if you get different music depending on the zone.
Maybe we can go back to this guy now, the despairing man.
What is this?
How do you notice?
I want to like this game, but I have some issues with it.
That is basically where I'm at with it right now, to tell you the truth.
I mean, I'm not sponsored anymore.
But how am I meant to pick up a weapon and fight now with...
Just talking to myself, pay me no mind.
I've been working at the Kansas State for over ten years now.
And for the first time, his stores have been raided by bandits.
He's absolutely furious with me.
Where's bandits?
Those troublemakers in red, always causing trouble they are.
They're lurking all over the council state lately.
The Stuart's been run ragged trying to keep track of them.
Now that I think of it, where's he got to?
He was supposed to tell the Lord how hard I've been working.
What are the issues?
It's mainly just the controls.
I'm not sure what is actually rebindable or not, though.
Maybe I should try to rebind some more stuff.
So you can rebind this stuff at least.
Do they use one, two, three, or four?
Oh for the skills
Then I have software for my mouse. Yeah, but I mean my mouse only has three key binds
GQ ERT
And then
F is punch kick. Do they have V bound to anything? Use gear B.
B, we have X, V, Z, C is what?
Crouch, B, T. Oh, call mount is H.
I don't think it saved it.
Did I not press apply?
I don't think controller is much better chat.
I think controller has a lot of issues as well, I think it's kind of like a pick-your-poison type of deal
What's going on?
But you'll get whatever amount what's written on the notice.
For what it's worth, you'll have my thanks too if you bring in the bastards.
Do I think I can get a 134? No, 134 is impossible. I'm obviously way too bad at the game to get a 134.
I mean, what kind of question is that? Like, yeah?
For a second.
The lovely flower is enough to brighten my mood.
Well, what's your...
I'm in a good mood again today.
The light of my feet makes the day pass fast.
He is simple!
load of bollocks thought it stumbled onto some easy look for once but what a
fucking waste of our time mate who the hell is that what are you doing
get up why don't you come and have a look you'll be the last thing you see
You're the ones out here making trouble
I'm good fuck and your sword
I loop the guy
I don't know if I'm just not standing in the right spot or I don't think I can do
I don't know.
My- my skinning it?
Or am I not?
Oh, horsey.
read the memory on the form piece.
What in the world did you bring Gokuls?
Could be worth some coin?
I told you not to get calls!
Oh again, give it!
Listen, we did just what you asked, and pay up!
The coin!
Platzi in the cells!
You get your money off right here, what I bought!
That is what you told us. You said you wanted some rocks. We brought plenty.
Big rocks, small rocks, some real prize winners.
We picked up every damn pebble around them bloody abs.
But not one of them, 88 slides.
Let's see. I'm straddling. You're a glowing rock.
Alright. Now, hang on.
Oh, Hersey, go!
I
Attractive I'm just done. Huh you found them
Where are those seeding fucks?
They're filthy, bloody horse-sons!
You won't be seeing them again.
Are my belongings?
By the river, we can carry them all.
You mutton-egg! You can't even carry some boxes, huh?
What is this, anyway?
Confet your pretty son.
Oh, chill.
You found this with my stomp?
Is it not yours?
Of course it is!
Here your reward thanks for everything off you go. This is worth at least a dozen goats
This guy's a freak
One minute
Also, I just realized I haven't been...
The entire time I could've been double... I could've been full sprinting, but you have to double tap it.
I didn't even know you could run that fast.
What's going on?
Ah, are you here about the bandits?
If not, I must ask you to leave.
Got more than enough on my plate at the moment.
If it's a tutorial now, this game basically doesn't explain anything to you.
The God cannot bring them to heal.
Are you up to the task?
Yes.
Are you either death wish or something?
Oh, very well.
Some of them will hold up in the Kars-Kars.
You can start there.
If you can deal with them, I'll take you to the Lord myself.
Lift control's like a bus.
Yeah, more like a tank.
Like a turtle.
You know, I will say, when you're actually full sprinting, you can control the character
a lot better.
You really get all your cows stolen. What do you do to bring Solomon scorned down upon
you?
We just lost his cattle in his home. We should be comforting the man.
Barlux, he promised me his fire's heifer. That's gone.
I'll get back my cows, everyone. Just need some faith. Solomon is sure to bring
them back you'll see you think them rotten bandit's just gonna bring them all back huh
a bloody fool's what you are brother he's got a point you know your cows are as good
as dead i reckon when i uh what a nose on that lady all over town i've even put up
notices did you ask the town guard you're not the only one being terrorized you know
Hi, it's worth a try.
They've got their hands full dealing with those bleed bandits.
Master's always have an excuse.
They ain't nothing but nobleman's lapdogs that lot.
It's been three days. I'm sure they'll come out.
Well, you can wait all you want, Bremer. They ain't coming. Never.
They will! They have to!
That's enough. Let's just go.
Come on, how much we fuss that cows are coming back.
What is the world coming to, eh?
Are you in need of help?
Yes, please I've lost everything I need all the help in the world
All your home has been blasted a sprinter's bits here and there
And then bandits to every last one of my cows
Solomon is put trial after trial before me is that your house?
It was, before it became kindling, blasted boulder fell from the sky, and bandits plucked
up whatever rock didn't lay flat.
The Heathree took my precious cows, every one of them!
Brigham's plundering a home in Rubin.
Any idea why?
Not even the slungties.
Told them to just take the damn cows, but they took their fists to my face, demanding more and more.
Just look what I did to my face.
Hey, hey, calm down.
I'm not asking for much. I'm just trying to get by.
Please, help me get my cows back. Please!
I can try.
Thank you so much!
The fuck are you doing?
There's nothing but bandits, only.
Give me the information.
But what about the cows?
I have one penny for you.
the cows and don't go saying a word about them to Bremen.
Say you like her.
Better he lost his cows than his life.
Those cows are his old life.
Show some sympathy.
I'm just being honest.
Cows ain't worth getting killed over.
Yes sir.
What I'm trying to say is...
Pardon me.
You know where the stolen cows are.
Why would you ask us about that?
Are you reek of cow shit?
off the farm are you well yeah I know where the army he was asking me oh hi I
saw them follow me I'll leave you to them
I'm trying to get on my fucking horse dude, I don't fucking know, I can't get on.
for him or among the rubble
That poor coward would be on Solomon steps right now
Ask him why that rock was sent his way
He's quite the devout man. I just like his hardships
Who could have imagined suffering damage from what there's a cube there?
Hold on hold on hold on hold on
still
I know I'll wreck you if this is being for brother
what the fuck am I doing?
what are the ways?
sealed within, after completing a challenge use the glowing sealed abyss artifact in your bag to break the seal
I'm coming
don't get mad
the
most they can use them after his son and
one of the town, this
of the
high so that the air tree
,
as a strange smell getting stronger the closer we get
the
there
just
this is as far as your coin gets
good luck
alright I'll go kill them all don't worry
Time to...
DIE!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're going to get back here, buddy.
What do you mean?
Hello?
Don't mind me, gentlemen.
He was bow, yeah I forgot.
I forgot.
No, they killed the cow.
killed all the cows can I can I do something here
Why is it... why is there like an ant... what is that bubble?
What does that white dot mean?
Oh, hey, Beb.
Is it working?
Hold on, I just gotta open up.
I just... hold on.
Well, I'm gonna change my bind for this.
Wait, oh, I didn't press confirm, god damn it.
Okay, I need to go to my helmet and then equip it and then press play and then go into the
menu. And then, there we go.
I mean, this game has way more content than Ari9 does.
I mean, already now you're gonna get a solid like 10, maybe 20 hours.
If you do like two playthroughs, or like 25 hours maybe.
When you first scan it with your lamp, you'll only need to press one button to do this?
Oh, really?
Okay.
Let's see.
Well, that helps.
sometimes morales doesn't mean better well i'm not i'm not saying that it does
i'm simply saying that if that is something that matters to you then
Resident Evil 9, you know, it's just not, it's just shorter.
I think I have speedrun, I guess? No.
Alright, let's do some logging.
How many ducks?
Woohoo!
Is that an enemy?
What was that?
Oh, there's a spear here.
Does it have to be main hand?
I don't know.
Was this stored up in the camp I just was?
Uh, I don't know.
Oh, oh wait, no, that's Arrow.
Oh, it's a...
What is the button to pull this thing out?
Cause there's like a separate button for like, oh I guess just having it equipped.
I have a new logging axe though.
at least I did, unless I s- did I sell it?
Oh wait, can I not use it?
Unequippable?
Is it only for selling?
Or do I just not have enough stats to use it or something?
How do I log?
We did it!
Yippee!
Turn to Bremer.
How do you go in first person view?
You can only do it if you don't have a weapon out.
Honestly, I would not.
I mean, first person view looks really nice, but the game is not built to be played in
first person.
The game constantly rips you out of first person, so.
Dead all of them
Of course, I'll scoundrel
You'll be all right. It's Solomon's will
Please take this
Everyone pitched in thank you for your kindness
And we'd like to request say no more
Are you saying that you?
I feel like the game looks so much better when you're in first person.
Hey, we got more inventory space.
How much inventory do we have now?
seven. Now I wonder how big your inventory gets by the end. Probably massive. What is
this X.
He's gone now.
Yeah, the helmet does make the voice like muffled.
Come on, let's go.
I don't have any kills.
Oh, I have!
And these guys are tanky.
I'm trying to log the bandits, yeah.
I mean I'm at 4k resolution chat, unlike max settings.
I don't have ray tracing on though.
I think I'm raytracing boosted your FPS, I don't know what, I can turn it on and see.
Can I turn it on when I'm just in the menu though?
Oh wait it is on, what the fuck, I thought it was off, oh.
Honestly, it seems like it doesn't really matter.
my games crash
up to 23 FPS that's
seems good
My God, Jesus.
Why is this even an option?
What kind of PC can even use this setting?
Holy, wait, what?
And now the horse jumps up?
I can finally fix my hammer that's a weight off my shoulders thank you
Thank you. Here. It's OK with my appreciation.
Thanks. Wait, did he just give me ten timber for giving him three timber?
Well, I guess I gave him fine timber.
They seem quite trustworthy.
Looked like they knew what they were doing.
Our lord is counting on us.
Ah, there you are.
The one I spoke of.
This is the one who cleared out the cask house.
Aye, indeed.
The lord's already heard, and he was very pleased.
Is Count Robertson inside?
I'd like to make the introductions right away.
Aye, he's been waiting to meet you.
And he was delighted to have finally found someone up to the job.
Alright.
I believe you can help us a bit more yet.
They've been a thorn in our side for far too long now.
There's no need to worry.
Perhaps now he can finally start to rest easy.
Thanks to you.
I'd rather change my helmet.
So apparently the only way that you can steal in this game is by having a bandana on your
face, I think.
Where's Count Roberts?
Good day.
I guess he's upstairs to prevent accidental pickups you took back my
car scouts yes that makes sense they look the part I'll get straight to the
point I have another request for you if you're willing to take it on that is
what's going on it's much the same as what you've done already and steal by
holding control I don't think I can before I think I need like a mask some of
them are still hanging about at my family's quarry no idea what they're
bloody looking for vile curse what do you say chase them off help me reclaim my
quarry you'll get a handsome reward all right
Your surprise is Ternali's flier in my inventory.
I can refine my equipment.
Are you fucking blind?
Yeah.
This forge has restored many fine blades.
I thought we were finding the bow.
Oh, I guess we are. He's just smithing.
Two damage. Let's go.
I wonder if increasing the attack on the axe helps for like, good aura for this.
Can I reinforce any more of my weapon?
Oops, uh.
Every time I do that I feel like he's saying like foo sredah.
Ooh, 22 and 24.
Wait.
Oh, that actually helped a lot.
Can I reinforce even further?
The
damage is 22 and 24 though.
Wait, I'm actually confused. Did it double reinforce it somehow? Did I glitch it?
Because it says 22-24, but it should only be 17-19.
Or is other equipment have the bonus?
Is it because the dagger has plus five attack?
Oh wait, I'm supposed to refine the shield. Oh no, I think I fucked myself again in the chat.
I don't think I have the supplies to refine the shield anymore.
I'm just searching unique. Just ask.
I think I got rid of the timber.
I can mend what others do in the room.
Just bring it in.
Can I just chop down the tree in the city?
Can I take this tree?
Kindness for poor soul.
Dude, I just fucking killed that guy.
I don't even know who did it.
Oh
Don't mind me
Okay, that was actually pretty funny
I don't think anybody died this time, did they?
of
death
of
death
of
death
The master of the anvil stands before you.
What about the shield?
I'll hear this.
one defense baby I'll be here ready for your next job need repairs okay we have
80 inventory slots now
Oh, I can get a mask if I take the bounty notice.
I thought you just fuckin' blast into everybody.
A bounty of one silver.
Okay.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Well, one silver's not very much.
I've got like, frickin' 20 silver right now, dude.
I'm rich.
Actually, we should probably sell some stuff.
Can I sell stuff to the Smithy?
I actually don't know.
You can just sell it to the innkeeper, I guess.
I don't know why I can't use the logging axe I'm gonna hold on to it. I guess
Got all these ingredients was like
Can I open these pouches?
Nine copper.
Wow.
Bulging copper pouch.
Holy.
Yeah, rest your bones. This is a haven for those with stories to tell.
Actually, I should probably keep the food. I need to actually grab stuff.
Pickled vegetables.
So like the thing is, I can buy this...
And then I'm pretty sure I can just sell it back to her.
Probably for less, but...
What are the purple sheets on the map that I come?
Hey, get back here, kitty.
Get back here!
Go on, ask a question.
You better watch yourself.
of
some of the town
Okay, wait, hold on. What does the note say?
What the fuck is going on?
I told you to use the scavenger!
Why are you being like that now?
Forget it! We need to move!
I can actually capture him alive maybe?
Maybe not.
He says only half the bounty if he's dead.
Dude, no!
I don't want to do this!
Why does it keep- Help me out, friend!
Wine recipe.
confidence for a period of time.
Oh, holy flashbang dude.
What boys is he doing?
You're mine now Jeffrey
moment I'm free
today you're gonna help me out
Oh, you're in big trouble now.
Longer punch!
Here you are.
Go take a look.
Impressive work.
faster one
Lock them up
Yeah, who run out of cells at this rate?
Still you saved me some trouble. Thank you. If I'm more scum in the future bring him here
And I wonder how many people you can kill with trees
Hold on let's see if we can do this
I don't know if you can like determine that maybe you can like influence the direction
I'm not sure.
I can pick up the tree and smack them with it, yeah, but if I smack them with the tree,
then I'm actually committing a crime.
If the tree just happens to fall on them and kill them, well, you know, that's just unlucky.
Oh, we have we have eight of these tokens. Where is the token shop?
Oh, it's here.
Contribution shot.
Excuse me, gentlemen.
Oh!
Hang on now.
Hmm.
You don't look dangerous.
everything looks good don't cause any trouble
open it
I said something aside knowing you depreciated so we have eight tokens we
could get some plate armor or the plate cloak the plate armor seems pretty good
that's 13 defense
this guard cloak gives movement speed though oh wait these gloves oh the
Gloves are 15 though.
Did the boots give attack as well?
Thank you.
Take all the time you need.
Your aid is always needed in value.
up
There's a scroll over there
What shakes
where is that oh it's like in
You can't like grapple your way inside, can you?
Oh.
I can just climb the wall.
I was like trying to find this before but I didn't know.
I don't know like where it is. It's like below or something or is it like hidden?
Oh, maybe it's in the drawer.
You open every single individual drawer.
I don't know where the scroll is.
I guess it's in the...
Oh.
of
the
of
the
Nah.
Regents.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Magic course.
No, no, no, open back up here.
I wonder what the secret energy is.
Yeah.
Hail, stranger.
These are the happenings of the month.
Greetings, my child.
Who's this guy?
You look weary.
Are you seeking the will of...
Church. Probably sells a bag.
Visitor pass.
Oh, you can actually pay off your bounty at the church.
Interesting.
I'm rich.
23 silver to my name.
That's a lot of money.
What?
I'm I streaming this game because I feel like it.
I like how our character literally knows what nothing is.
Like Bro doesn't know what a candle is.
He doesn't know what a carrot is.
He doesn't know.
I guess he was just born today.
Hehehehe.
Yeah, maybe it's because he died and came back.
How did we even survive getting our throat cut anyways?
What's this?
What's this energy?
What is that?
Oh, that hurts.
Oh, and I mind this?
Did I not buy a pickaxe?
Oh no I do have one.
It's kind of been a bit of a precarious location.
How many ads do you run?
This isn't an ad.
But I do three ads of three minutes of ads per hour.
So 5%
I
Don't I like grab the wall
No
my bad
I'm not sure if doing that actually gives you iron ore.
Oh wait, actually there's one here.
This is really awkward to get this iron ore.
Uh, alright.
And you can actually go pretty fast once you get the skill.
Nature's grasp.
Oh, this is the...
Wait, what?
What is that?
I guess we ruined the tree
Banned together and drive them out
I heard my dad's day. Will he's dead?
Stop it. I can't see Williams crying crying. We'll get
He will come
stupid
I'm gonna get
We'll find him
That's something bad happen
This is my woolly, he's got sheep now!
But I was visiting Mr. Bremer when that rock fell from the sky and when I got home.
But anyway, I don't see what happened.
Yeah, they said they saw some firemen take woolly and we can't get him back!
I'll try to find him.
Well, this looks like a nice tree.
Oops.
of
Oh, right. You have to, like, go somewhere to package the stuff, if I remember right?
Enjoying the day?
All right.
I
Did the sky boulder curse the it's that sky boulders fault?
That's stupid. How's it to blame for bandit? It's caused all kinds of problems
All the strange things only started happening after it fell
strange things yeah all sorts of them
grandma's house got destroyed and his cows disappeared
Ibanez goats lost their horns and now
William's really upset over his sheep getting taken
oh yeah I remember now we promised him we'd help look for woolly
You almost made me forget! Why is it my fault again? Let's hurry and find him. That little
sheath couldn't have gone far. We'll get him and bring him right back here.
Oh yeah, this guy wants iron. Let's go give him the iron.
I will say, the character does control a lot better when you're like, full sprinting.
Don't ask me to try and smash the world.
The men are all devils, but all that's left is the time to bury the things we're
doing.
The men are all devils fighting for us.
The men are all devils...
The men are all devils fighting...
Oh, the men will as even better than I expected.
This'll make my forge roar to life.
Just seeing what he's got going on under there, you know.
Oh, there's a cube here.
Going down the slope, slide 50 meters.
might have stolen a sheep don't know about stealing sheep but there was a
bandit camp just across the river
of
I
Cry mine, huh? No, you do is drink every day indeed. I am a great man if you say so I could show you
Then it holds the way
They push him that hard
Where am I?
Damn drunk.
Are you all right?
Who's-who's asking?
Someone who needs your aid.
You-you've heard tales of my swordsmanship, then?
Where does that last name?
Volibee?
I'll show you what a true Greymane is.
Ha-ha-ha!
You can write.
All Gremings can do it.
Write, close, and blindfold it.
Besides, I'm one of the special ones among them.
The Great Gremings... Captain!
Do you know what the Gremings like?
I imagine you're going to tell me.
Oh, they're the most followers, warriors in the war.
I come, nobles!
Madam, I haven't seen one person.
Hey, B.Lex, thank you for the prime sub.
Julie, thank you for the prime sub as well.
The man is as best you don't see crossing the limerick.
story hasn't really been intriguing me so far. Most of the quests have felt a little generic,
but I guess we're also at the start of the game, so, I don't know. Definitely quite, yeah,
it's definitely like a slow...
I'm taking it.
Very well, I'll go rally the guards.
On the killer here.
Oh wait, I don't have the right.
RUN!
That's the killer!
Don't be bad with that, friend!
of
Oh, there's like a cave.
Oh, I didn't realize you could actually see the lootable bodies as an X on your map.
That's nice, at least.
Who's that?
That?
That with the wooly?
I
Hey Jack, thank you for the gift it's uh... thank you man.
Thank you for the two months work. Thank you for the 15
I'm dead.
All right, we'll get it.
So that's the one that robbed my house.
Look at everything that's taken.
Come on now everyone's gonna get some nice stock
Thank you, buddy
The gray man has caught the bandits
Oh, I got grilled meat hmm
Hasty
That gold leaf merchant girl has been real trouble. I totally reconproved with too many sketchy things been happening
Aye. Aye.
They used to just be coin-grubbing merchants, but now we've got to watch our step around them.
True.
It's nonsense.
This is all because of that branch master.
Ah. Horn splitter, right?
Aye. It all started when he rose to power.
And now?
I remember when they had some struthels.
Now they're now better than ordinary bandits.
We have to do something.
Poor?
Do you know where I can find the gold leaves?
Gold leaf?
A grey main?
You think a grey main would be sure on coin?
Hmm, mind telling us what business you have with the gold leads.
A personal matter.
Let's be careful. They'd do anything for some easy coin.
Where it is, they're after more than gold these days.
Hmm.
Such as the boulders in the sky.
Hey, hey, you'll gain nothing by spreading such rumors?
You are best to be minding my own business.
Who knows what they might do?
They've got a branch south in front of town.
They're following them there.
Alright, find Woolly the sheep.
I'm coming, Woolly!
Wooo!
than that first one!
Drop!
of
the
of
the
Abyss gears. Oh, I'm viewed with the energy of the Abyss. They only manifest their true power when slotted into an unlocked equipment socket.
Improve your attributes or unlock new skills.
It's time to die.
What?
Oh, I ran out of Sam.
Oh, fuck.
I think I missed.
Oops.
Oopsie-daisy.
Oh, these guys drop masks.
I think I missed.
Oh, yeah.
Damn, three silver!
Noice.
No, I...
I got 29 silver, man. I'm getting rich.
Was that a cleaver?
Salt roasted bird meat.
What do palmar pills do?
Oh, those are the self-res item, aren't they?
Yeah.
Can I grab this meat?
No?
What's that? Wooden mug. Meat box.
No. No. How do I use it?
Oh, you just press N. Okay, I see.
Come on, Woolly.
Can I take Woolly on my horse?
let's go buddy go sorry woolly
of
That ore?
Looks like copper.
me and blue you're just chillin man
It's a lot of copper ore.
I think we got it all.
Alright, let's go, buddy.
Oh no.
Oh, we have a problem. Oh, it's fine.
Imagine bully was just stuck in there.
All right child
He's right here
No is this the friend you were looking for?
That's not Woolly! Woolly's got fluffier tails!
I'm sorry, Mr. Greymane already offered to help get Woolly back.
Agreed.
What's this quest? The End of Greed. They have visits in the market at the edge of town, okay.
Let's see if I can get a few kills here.
What do you do with the wood?
You can use it to refine your gear, but I don't know how important it is.
You can get better logging axes as well.
Kinda wish when you chopped the log you didn't have to pick up the wood afterward though.
I mean, how'd it go?
The controls make you so happy. Are you loving a poke?
I found a strategy. You can kill townspeople and loot them for free if you make a tree fall on them.
They don't actually... doesn't count as a crime.
Yeah, I'm like in the game too.
The controls are definitely the roughest part about it though.
That's what somebody who's evil would say.
to kill people with trees? It's not my fault.
Who am I supposed to talk to? The nun?
Where's the nun?
Sheldon!
They're weak and they'll lead you alive.
Does it need to be a different time of day?
Okay.
Seared them off with your murder.
there was a bandit here just doing everyone a favor
the NPC has left their spot due to the disturbance well that's
great can i like sleep here or something
rest
gun
The baby's gone and called me par at last.
Oh, horsey.
Oh, the saddle gives like extra health or something.
Horse shoes.
and
when it sells some stuff
I'll also have a ring now.
May the runs be kind. See you soon.
Okay, I need to sleep, but I don't know where to rest.
I don't think it tells you where you could rest.
The mill, the saddlery, the ranch.
Campfire, I also don't really know where campfires are.
I don't think they're marked on the map or anything.
I can die my arm out on me for perfect joy work oh holy crap there's a lot of
dies. None of any though.
You can count on me for perfect do I work
I'll be right back for the next project.
Did nothing it made it shinier
Why is it so hard to find somewhere to fucking sit down dude and just chill?
Oh, a bed.
Am I going to do a full playthrough? I don't know.
This is nice to take a break from RE9, I mean I'm still having fun running RE9, I'm definitely
not done with it, but...
What was this icon here?
the
Wasn't it tabbed to like move this ship before?
What is this?
I can't do anything here, I'm not sure.
Uh, no, we're not sponsored anymore.
I just wanted to play the game a bit more.
Give it a bit more time.
Oney Silver for this guy?
That's a lot of money.
Holy shit, he's 1500 meters away though.
Well, surely the nun is back now.
Can I talk please?
You're right. Tell us what happened.
He wouldn't hand over the Skystone.
Damable bastards.
Let's not let our tempers get the better of us. What we need most is
manpower, so I'll call for the guards.
For now, take a deep breath.
What happened?
Bandits are headed to the healer's house.
No one to stop those bastards.
He refused to give them what they wanted,
so now they're going to set it ablaze.
Looks like they've already got to it.
Grimane, please help us.
Calm down, please, sister.
What did the bandits want?
She said it's some sort of boulder that fell out
of the sky.
Please, help us.
Please, save our Hela.
I'll see what I can do.
Oh, mighty Solomon!
I made my helmet chrome.
But it's super reflective now.
Blockaded bleed bandits.
where was the guy? Oh my God, that's so far away. This guy.
Damn. Okay.
So do I only see these icons because I've been there before, presumably?
I think so.
Another bounty
Licks 15 oh another bounty
Bianca
She pretends to need help so her target lowers the guard then stabs them to death.
She's been seen near the church in Hellside Manor.
There's another bounty, bro!
How many fucking bounties are there in this place?
Holy shit!
It's Pothead.
Salvatore.
There's another one!
Bro, didn't I just pick one up off this thing?
What the fuck is going on?
There's another one!
Where was that?
I just saw it.
Wait, where was it?
I just saw it.
It popped up for a second.
Where'd it go?
who keeps putting all these fucking signs up
holy shit
I
Hey, Ida, thank you for the gifted sub.
How am I going to get up there?
I guess I could just climb?
Will I speedrun this game?
No.
I don't think so.
Oh, I killed him.
Oops.
I killed him, oops.
of
Where'd you go?
I mean, so far it seems really spammy, but you can kind of just spam your special attack
move and everything dies, quote.
We probably have a few more skill points now.
There's a soul still trapped within. We must do something!
I don't see anybody.
Oh
Just here God to survive such hell fire keep your wish about you. Thank you. Thank you. You saved his life
C'mon, stop it! Save us all! If it wasn't for the Greymane, if it weren't for you, what would have happened to him?
You have our sincerest love for you.
What is this? We must go fetch some water!
Was that rock really worth the man's life?
Now we have to find Hubit.
Ah, ah, D'Segger, I'm ashamed to ask, but please rescue our healer without him our town.
Slow down.
They took Cupid, our healer, yes, yes, when he wouldn't hand over the skystone.
Skystones again.
Please rescue our healer.
Cupid.
The burden of such a thing is too heavy to bear.
Because please, take it and save our healer.
We're counting on you.
Please, I beg you.
Please help.
All right.
Hey, Lupus, thank you for the Gifted Sub.
Thank you, man.
Hi, Dap. Thank you again for the Gifted Sub as well.
I
Didn't we already kill this guy apprehend not a lot I'm pretty sure we killed him now
Why is it still here
I
And you have to go so far to turn them in though.
What a pain in the ass.
Does they really know where else I can turn them in?
It wasn't even worth it dude.
I need to get like a cart for my horse so I can just haul all the dead bodies at once.
Go!
You aim at the horse, you can put the body on it.
Load.
Oh.
Will he just be on there now?
Even when I resummon?
Nope.
Probably back where I got him before I guess.
Alright, well, I guess I'm just soft-locked from doing that quest, that's cool.
Probably fell where the horse was.
Yeah, maybe.
Just where exactly?
Somewhere along here?
Oh yeah, he's just...
All right, well, I guess as long as I just don't summon the horse, it's fine.
I know I can carry him on the shoulder while riding, but what if I want to bring two dead
people back?
Yeah
Can you get a wagon for your horse? Can I just haul like an entire fucking set of corpses?
How can I repay you for your kindness?
Your friends saved me.
You're a Hubert.
I knew they wouldn't forsake me.
Oh, mighty Solomon.
Oh, thank you for bestowing your grace upon one as unworthy as I.
Probably best if you don't stick around.
Oh, indeed.
Curse those damn gold leafs.
Apologies.
That horn splitter just gets under my skin.
Horn splitter.
The tyrannical Goldleaf branch master.
You see, Shakatoo was meant to lead the guilt.
With the horn splitter at the helm.
Well, he spells doom for all her men, I'm afraid.
If Shakatoo let the guilt, this wouldn't have happened.
Shakatoo, huh?
I can taste your fear.
It's delicious.
I don't need board.
Is this for fishing?
Expert fisherman.
Nabella.
Stereo energy
Yeah, can I learn any new skills how many points do we have? Oh, right. It's the artifacts that do it
Okay, you can slow down time as well.
Oh, you can dodge as well. He even senses level 2.
Okay, so now I can dodge.
Attack right before being hit to interrupt an enemy attack.
Oh, that sounds really useful.
I get that.
Oh, you can knock everything away from you.
You can counter with it as well.
oh okay there's left ship twice to guard forward and smash an enemy with your
shield I guess it's only when you're on when you have a shield
I bet the hidden energy is down there.
I'm not sure how you're supposed to like climb down stuff though.
Oh, I guess, yeah, Kling is...
Maybe it's up here, though.
Oh, yeah, I can just... I can just glide.
I always forget I have the glider.
Uh, yeah, it doesn't seem like it's up here.
That was kind of awkward.
I
How do I like check how do I check the memory the moment I do this does anyone know
Well, surely this isn't the only way to do this.
Surely.
Something's off about this war.
I can feel the rheumatism trick, there's a weapon hidden somewhere close to it.
What?
A weapon?
I was told that we'd go.
A weapon, I swear.
I'm sad, nothing.
No, I swear it's gold.
But how's a weapon supposed to beat me?
No, I swear it's gold.
How's the weapon supposed to beat me?
But how do I get in?
Oh!
This just looks like a map.
I'm not understanding, chap.
So I really don't understand what I'm actually doing here.
I feel like I'm supposed to use the walls, but I don't.
Turn in the Outlaw?
Yeah, but that's not.
Yeah, guys, if you're talking about the check mark,
That is something completely different. That's a dead guy that I have on my horse.
I guess I just don't understand how the map on the wall...
as locations I need to visit.
I frankly I can't tell where this is at all. I mean the map doesn't even look the same.
I can barely fucking read this thing.
I wonder if it'll like.
I just saw something on my map there.
We'll just prove for us that chat.
Really it's faster.
you might have to actually release though
of
the
of
considering it's you can stop it like early all right whatever
probably like I just I literally can't even tell where this is
Like this map is so, is barely, it's like I have no idea where this is.
I mean, nothing that's visible on my map looks the same as that river, except for maybe here,
I guess, but I'm pretty sure that's not the same.
No, it's not the same at all.
the
of the fucking shitty puzzle, dude
around on a like maybe it's it's just that
you brute force this i don't think you can brute force it though
because the thing is you can stop the
Well maybe you did.
It's an actual puzzle. I mean,
yeah, but the difficulty is actually being able to read a map that you can barely see.
I mean, if you can barely fucking make out the river in the first place.
I
Barely can tell what I'm looking at
Maybe my eyes are just bad. I don't know. It looks so like blotchy
like I can't tell what's dirt and what's like a path like a road
How do I get out of here?
I take up my fucking pickaxe please thank you.
Diamond.
I'm rich.
How much are diamonds worth?
Fair bit.
Two silver.
Yeah, the combat has felt very simple for me thus far.
Probably gets better as you get further into the game though.
Diamonds weren't rare back then, yeah.
We need to find gold.
once you unlock more moves. I mean it's not... I mean it's more so just the difficulty, right?
I feel like I can basically just spam attack and everything just dies at the moment.
How the heck do I get out of this fucking place?
Let's climb up.
What is that?
Can I take out my axe please?
I have the fucking bird in my hand.
What's up, Chrome?
Is this worth playing?
I like the game.
I feel like with some updates to the controls and making the character movement a little
bit more fluid, I think that would go a long way.
I mean, on keyboard mouse and controller they're both kind of scuffed.
It's funny because some people say that, like, because I was saying the keyboard mouse controls
are awkward and then people were saying oh you should use controller but then some people
are like controllers terrible too. I don't know it seems like more of a pick your poison
type of thing.
Greymane!
I'm not here to fight.
What the fuck asked?
Hold on lads.
We were looking for you anyway.
The Traitmaster wants to see you.
If you come quietly there won't be any trouble.
Big mistake.
Mistake? You cheeky cunt!
I'm just scared of the fun of it
Did this move is so open
You just like fucking destroy everybody
My orders were that you'd be treated with respect
in my helmet, and I wonder what that is.
I guess it's just a sound or something.
defend you I was hoping to speak to you about our branch master the horn splitter he manipulates
the gold leaves to commit misdeeds to satisfy his own greed if we don't stop him now no
one will be able to stop I almost wonder if it's like lighting that's used in the scene
like I don't know it must just be like reflections or something maybe it could
be lighting in the scene actually
His first for its power is the rule of all this chaos.
He is hunting them, so that no one is to be asked.
Of course, I won't be leaving you empty handed.
Your efforts here will aid the people of Hernand,
and will certainly ingratiate you to the Marquis Circus,
a very generous man.
If my agents are to be trusted, he'll
offer the Greymane's lands to rebuild.
Then, naturally, you would need a great deal of supplies.
What do you think? It seems quite the mutually beneficial arrangement, wouldn't you say?
You're a natural merchant.
I'll take that as a compliment.
I did not say happy birthday to Bach yet.
I'll have to send him a message. I don't know if he's streaming anymore.
Did I still have the cock in my hands?
I lost the damn...
Can I ride my horse, please?
Thank you.
Uh, okay.
Sword of the Lord.
Oh.
You know, I will say it's kind of funny.
We're doing the main quest, but I kind of feel like I'm just doing like side quests.
So, holy jump.
Woo!
What's up, everybody?
Well, the Greymane that's been meddling in my affairs has saved me the trouble of seeking him out.
You've been meddling with forbidden powers.
Forbidden? It sounds expensive.
And all too appealing to a merchant's senses.
of
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you from me.
Dodging everything
I guess you want to slow time when you do that combo.
Why do you like attack like who are you attacking?
Oh
Not a good thing I had a million heals.
No!
Quickly!
Turn to my world!
Die!
The founder of our great guild once set.
A merchant lives and dies by the trust they foster.
But look at us now.
All we have fostered is blood and lies.
It is time I set things right.
We will rebuild that trust and restore our goodwill.
Chaka 2! Chaka 2!
Chaka 2!
I think we get a sword from that quest.
It's good news. Thank you.
Now I find it easy.
It's a bloody good news. The market's back to life.
Ah, there you are, Greymane.
What is it?
I have a message for you from Shakatu.
He offers his deepest thanks for putting an end to the Hornsplitter.
Because of your help, the Goldleaves will reclaim the trust he cost us.
And the folk of Hernan will at long last be at ease with us.
The Guild hopes that our alliance holds strong.
I have some information you've been waiting for. Someone calling himself a grey mane has been spotted in the alleys of her night.
Are you sure?
We are the gold leaves. The only deal in trustworthy information is no mistake. And once you have a place to call home, the guild will see you soon.
will see you supplied. Tell Shakatu I send my thanks. I certainly will.
Oh, that's the sword! It's Order of the Lord. Oh wait, no, this is a different sword.
Sort of the Lord's not even that good.
What about that longsword I just picked up?
Well, I guess it's doing that a special effect.
I should almost hit the NPCs.
When you, to lock on, do you have to be holding control?
Kind of what it seemed like.
This bird's got a note for me.
He's confused though.
Come on.
Caps Lock? Oh.
I think I can open this thing.
Yeah, I do to someone who can help.
Wait, so I have a bisque here now?
Oh yeah, I can put on a different ring, I think.
Oh, I really need to sell stuff, chat.
Where's that ring?
Oh, here it is.
Well, shit. The fucking outlaw is in a random spot now because I think that quest despawned
my horse. Oh, I could sell stuff here though. Oh, it's the trade goods.
sure if I summon the horse.
Oh you can see the bonfires with that.
Oh well that's fucking nice.
and blicks guys dead now are gone somewhere
When you fish it, I hope my selection suits your needs.
So I guess you can only sell fish to this guy.
Got a bag though.
Bracefish.
I hope my stuff will drop by whenever you're in need of new gear.
Dude, our horse is like fucking drowning right now.
Can't even get on him.
You can just catch the fish.
I just feel like everything is just so slow, man.
Like I just wish, like, it's the process of getting out of that river, getting on the
horse.
Dude, fucking move.
Why am I like, can you run the horse?
No?
Does he hurt?
Do I need to feed the horsey?
Spam shift, I was spamming shift, I know.
I know that you have to spam shift.
I actually think my my horse is like dying or something.
I need to punch my horse that makes sense.
is no
code
of
fucking blicks this dumbass
it's fine chat it's a healing punch
Is there any other bounties around here?
Let's go right over there, fuck it.
Really, it's not that far away.
I am.
Use your sword blinding things from the class throughout the map.
Yeah, but I don't know.
where even are those like I haven't found anything like that
like a broken castle up here
I dropped the body, oh, shit.
Fine, he'll stay down there, right?
Oh, shit, I'll go grab it just in case.
I feel like it's gonna despawn.
Is that a fucking bear?
of
off. Let him have blicks.
You wanna go there?
Ride?
Oh shit.
Is this my new mount?
Oh
Did I even kill him?
Oh, get the fuck off me!
one
holy shit bro
Jesus Christ!
Boss Bear Hat.
Alright, Blix.
Blix has been with us for f**king ever.
Alright, stay right there.
Can you tame the bear though? I feel like you probably can't.
That would be sick if you could actually have a bear's mount, but I kind of f**ked out it.
like a temporary thing. You like stun it, but maybe, oh, is this one of the fast travel places?
Oh
There's a wyvern mount, I guess you can
I guess you can tame the bear.
for how but
give him a honey
I am.
Excuse me, gentlemen.
Where is my main story quest now?
Oh, it's back.
You just stand around and kill him!
Come on.
You want it to become like the Blue Bandits.
What if I did?
There's nothing wrong with that.
a phone decent here. Who the hell are you?
Stay right there. I'm going to loot all your
units real quick.
is that chess?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before
Ah!
Ha!
Ha ha!
Jesus.
I've learned my lesson, I swear!
Shut up!
Bro, there's more fucking guys!
Okay.
If I die, you'll be a murderer!
You hear me?
A murderer!
Shut up!
You hear me?
I'm not a rat!
Shut up.
Damn dude, I want a bare mount man. Fuck.
I would have been sick. I mean I don't know how to get a bare mount in the first place I guess, but...
All right, and I load two bodies. I very much doubt it, right?
Dude stop fucking stop taking out your soul for Jesus
Okay, all right
What are you doing?
Her name is to blame for all this
Wonder if you can zoom
Wonder if you could zoom out the minimap
Ha ha ha ha
Jesus fucking Christ man
Well, let me just fucking get in the right position so I can grab this
This is bad.
I
What
Dude, why is there a thousand fucking enemies here?
I love that the only reason I ran into a thousand enemies is because I was sitting there for
thirty seconds trying to pick up an item on the ground because when I hold
control it's auto-targeting the fucking body that's on the back of the horse
oh my horse is dead that's great and they killed Alessio that's even better
I guess maybe I got a checkpoint probably despawned both of the bodies now
now up whatever man fuck this game
on that note, I think I'm gonna call it a night chat, I'm tired.
That was um, that was something.
was something. Should have just left. Sorry for wanting to pick up an item on the ground,
my bad. The only way that you can consistently pick up items in this game is by holding
control but when you hold control and you have a fugitive on the back of your horse your character
just automatically targets them like he wants to fucking kill them so you literally can't pick
anything up if you have a fugitive on your horse nearby.
Find it to another key. I don't think it's an issue of the key. I think it's just the button you use is
also used in combat to block against an enemy that's next to you.
If you press control and there's an enemy nearby, it forces you to block I think.
Like even if my weapon is put away, I press control and it just takes out my weapon and
and then auto-targets the enemy, the fugitive on the back of the horse.
It's an everything button. Yeah, I mean, you use control to use the lantern, you use it to block,
and you also use it to talk to NPCs.
I'm pretty sure I don't know maybe maybe you can bind it individually or
something you can't even set the game binds unless you're in the game itself
Maybe you can sheath your weapon? That's literally what I was trying. I would sheath my weapon
and then it would instantly take the weapon back out when I pressed control. Because the
game just thinks you're in combat with a guy who's bound behind his back on a horse
who can't move.
though you can like change it so it's not like control is aim slash guard and
control right-click is shield bash no I don't I don't think that you can make
it it's it's the control button is just like an all-in-one button basically
Like you aim, guard, and you also use the lantern and interact with NPCs by pressing control.
Oh wait, actually, uh, no, never mind.
Yeah, no, I don't think there's any way to prevent that.
And that was really tilting, I'm not gonna lie.
That was so stupid, actually.
That was crazy.
Uh, but yeah, I'm gonna go get some dinner, chat.
Uh, thank you all for watching, everybody.
I think I'll do some more RE9 runs tomorrow.
And, uh, maybe we'll play Markerms and Desert.
I mean, I do like this game.
I actually think the game is fun, and it's comfy.
But, man, the controls are like, like, what the actual fuck.
Like, that was actually insane.
Boundaries respond if you fail.
But like the only reason that all of that just happened was because the controls were so bad and they were so scuffed
Like you picking up an item in this game is is suffering unless you hold control
But you can't hold control because if there's a fugitive on the back of the horse anywhere close by
Then you target the fucking fugitive like you're in combat with it like you're like you want to kill it
I don't think controller would have made a difference there. I'm pretty sure the same thing would have happened with controller too.
He had no problem. Well, maybe he wasn't in this specific situation.
I mean, honestly, like...
Yeah, like the controls were kind of scuffed, but like...
That is the first time that I've had something that...
Like, I had that, something that jank happened, you know what I mean?
Like, I'm pretty sure the same thing would have happened on Controller, where you would
be like stuck targeting the enemy behind you.
Uh, alright, anyways, chat, I'm gonna give Raid to, uh, I'm gonna give Raid to Larksa,
That's her birthday.
Everybody go say happy birthday to LRXEO.
Yeah, I know that was kind of frustrating.
I do still want to play more Crimson Desert.
I do think this game, like, I like the game, I think it's fun.
Hopefully they put out a patch to like address some of these issues.
I don't think, I don't, I really don't think controller is necessarily the solution
guys.
a plethora of issues as well because as far as I know and controller jump is like bound to the same
button as like picking up an item so if you try to like pick up an item but it's not like on your
screen then you're gonna like jump on it instead
I mean I like the exploration and it's it's like it's yeah I don't know anyways I
will you have to bind aim guard to another key so if you bind aim guard to a
different key does control still is control still used to talk to NPCs I
I guess?
Like can the talking NPCs just like built in but anyways, I yeah, the raid's about to go through so have a good night guys
I'll see y'all tomorrow