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I'm going to try a little bit of part surfing.
Just a little bit.
It's a little bit of card surfing.
This is smidge.
I go here
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Oh man, the strat is so... it's so frustrating that like...
If the strat is not that hard...
No, you can do it with the auto run, but it's... I don't know.
I did it!
I did it with Auto Run!
Still super precise. Yeah, super.
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I think I figured it out.
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I don't know what to do with this.
Hmm.
Napoleon, shut your fucking dumb face.
You literally have no idea what you're talking about.
Trimmer, let me tell you how this works when I have no idea what I'm talking about.
I'm fucking failing it.
It's like it's the way that you do the inputs.
It's just the way that you do the inputs.
It has nothing to do with where you climb, I'm almost certain it's like the inputs.
You have to like, yeah I did it like six times in a row.
It's
And I probably should have turned on input display when I did I should probably have input display on so I could see
What I did fucking six times in a row
I
Just like I just I had like it's it's the end. It's just the input timing. It's like the inputs are so
They're so specific
I think it could be consistent. I mean, we did it like six times in a row. It can definitely
be consistent, but at the same time, I don't want to spend fucking three hours practicing
this today. This is pretty sick strat, though, when you can do it.
With auto-run it's impossible. I did it six times in a row with auto-run.
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I feel like the positioning is kind of sus though.
You can tell when you get it because you get it.
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Hold on
Oh, I was like why am I moving so fast?
See how fast she climbs there?
See the difference?
I
Yeah, fast the climb animation is.
Why am I not like getting the climb though?
it feels like somehow like practicing it like this like is the
cart not in the right fucking spot like I don't understand
I'm just messing up the inputs.
I don't think you guys realize how difficult this is.
It's so weird, it feels like somehow, I don't know if I'm just like, messing up the inputs
That's really bad, but not a word.
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It's so precise, man.
That was a good one.
What the fuck?
What's?
It's really fucking precise, like...
I can't even fucking climb the ledge here.
That is the animation you need right there.
It's just, it's so like...
Like why is that not like climbing up?
What's up trance?
Can you climb up from here?
Yeah, I did saw it. I don't think it's any of it's worth it.
I actually feel like this is like fucking, like almost frame perfect.
I don't know how I did this six times in a row.
What are the inputs for this?
Let go of basically press shift and F the same frame that you let go of W.
Or maybe a frame later, I think.
Dude, I can't believe I did this six times in a row.
I don't know.
I feel like I'm regressing right now, like...
See, that's the animation you need right there.
See how fast I climbed the fucking thing?
There's like some weird like fast climbing tech.
It's so strange.
See that?
That's the fast climb.
Fast climb.
climb. Fast climb. It has nothing to do with where I'm looking chat. You're gonna fight,
You guys are going to fucking trigger me again.
This is all input based.
It is all input based.
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Yeah, I don't know it's so precise man it's so precise
It's the beginning, yeah, but the thing is the run is already reset having enough as
It's a resident's job.
You can probably do this other way in other spots too, yeah.
it's so precise man, how did it so precise?
Yeah, you could probably mack her, right?
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I did it, the imps are so precise, holy shit.
Oh, yeah, I don't know. I don't know, man. I don't want to sit here and practice this,
like, this is kind of a meme. It would be sick to do it in runs, but only if I could
do it consistently it's just it's I don't know it's really a let's salad do this
one I don't think anybody is gonna do this one unless they can do it
consistently which quite frankly I'm not sure anybody can aren't I tired of this
game I love comments like that
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I don't think the chunk shit is worth it, Saladin.
Because the thing is, even doing the stupid chunk thing, you say, well, I don't know what
chunk thing you're talking about.
I don't know if you're talking about skipping killing chunk or if you're talking about
saving the Requiem shot.
Or maybe you're talking about both, but it's fucking complete cancer and I'm pretty
sure it doesn't even save time. Skipping killing chunk. The thing is it only takes 8 seconds
to kill chunk. Like you're literally saving 8 seconds not killing him.
that said.
Hey Ronan.
Well you're saving eight seconds but then you lose all of that time because you need
to swap to 30 FPS in third person like fucking three times.
I mean skipping killing chunk would be worth it if the timer didn't count in the menus.
Also, one of the chunk skips I'm pretty sure doesn't even work on insanity, because the
video that was posted was on standard difficulty.
Yeah, honestly, dude, this the timing. I don't know, man. I think if you did, I think if
If you practiced enough, you could get this timing down, but man, it is really fucking
hard.
Like, what is even going on here?
There's like some like see how fat like you guys can tell the difference right like you
see how fucking fast that climbing animation is like it's fucking absurd like you fucking
like you climb it so fast. I bet this tech would also work an arc when you climb the
ledge. I don't know how many times you climb up as
grace, but...
Alright, I said I wasn't going to spend the entire stream practicing, so whatever dude,
let's just forget about this draft for now.
It's just not worth it man.
As much as I want to do it, it's just not worth it man.
I'm gonna- I'm gonna end up practicing this for three hours and just come to the conclusion that it's too precise.
And I'm just not gonna end up doing it anyways, so...
It's just fucking- It's just fucking move on.
I mean, I do think if you practice it enough and you really get a good, like, if you really
get, like, a good feeling for the inputs and stuff, you could definitely do that cart climb
consistently.
Or, like, maybe not 100% consistent, but, like, close enough.
Well, uh, yeah, I don't know.
Like, if it saved more time, I would be more...
If I could save more time I would be more inclined to like try to do it, but...
We care for quite a few long-term patients here, all undergoing experimental therapies
developed.
Why, Dr. Gideon?
Experimental therapies.
Yes, it's all very cutting edge.
The facility keeps a low profile due to the sensitive nature of the research.
Oh, I bet it does.
You can try it every time you climb.
The thing is I'm pretty sure it only works if you are like, if you're like moving and
then you stop moving.
I think it, yeah, I think that's like the only way to actually make it work.
make a youtube video on the fat yeah but it would make for a good short
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Put a $50 dollar down here on what?
What have you been talking about?
Getting it consistent? It's...
They're...
In the meantime, you know how you get it consistent you do the inputs perfectly. That's how you get it consistent
It's not like there's like some secret. It's you literally it's just you have to be a part you have to be a fucking god
It's not like we just don't know how it works you just have to be fucking insanely good with your inputs
I am not able to do frame perfect inputs 100% of the time, no.
i mean i actually don't i don't know if it's actually frame perfect but
it's incredibly precise
as far as i could tell
except for
And hear me over the music.
And you can hear me just fine, buddy.
without auto-run is not too bad. Yeah. The problem is when if you're trying to do it
with auto-run, you have to do like, like you have to time your shift press and your F
press perfectly. Like you're doing like, you have to do like two inputs simultaneously
instead of just one
as you have like without auto-run it's really not that bad because you you
literally just
you just run up and you let go of w and you press f
but like
with auto-run on you have to let go of w and then press shift enough on the
same exact frame
i'm pretty sure
what are you turning auto-run off for you can for the carts well i'm not
turning it off but because
you can basically like
you can do the cart surfing tech
at the start of the game
but it only really works if uh...
well it you can do with auto run but it's like infinitely easier without
auto run
which is like really annoying because it's a really cool strap
but unfortunately
i'm not
like i'm so used to not holding shift at this point that like there's it's just
there's no way that i could like go back at this like there's no way i can
fucking turn off on a run at this point i would just be cooked
like i'm so used to not having to hold shift i just i i would ruin me if i
tried it
also i don't i don't want to have to hold shift for an hour and a half
just to save half a second
chunk of the talk about the last night i feel like chunks and i'm gonna fuck
me up so
No fucking way.
No fucking way bro!
Ow!
Was I not enough in the corner?
Like how?
How? How?
Dude, no fucking way! How?
No way!
I actually cannot believe.
I cannot fucking believe.
I just died there.
Dude, I don't want to practice any- No, fuck it, dude.
I'm just gonna go again, I guess.
Bro, I'm so triggered.
Oh, how do I fucking die there man? How do I fucking die there?
Bro, I literally practiced chunks 700 times yesterday, bro.
And I'm not even fucking exaggerating.
i cannot fucking believe bro
i guess i just went too fast
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Split us so down
What is the art is that is it from Libra box is it a new that a new one or something
Experimental therapies.
Yes.
It's all very cutting edge.
The facility keeps a low profile due to the sensitive nature of the research.
Oh, I bet it does.
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That bastard did it again.
I don't think it's in your mind.
I'm just acting to the center's network.
Good.
Can you find me the full time?
I'll see what I can do.
Well, in the meantime, I'll try to track him down.
Give me a post-it.
You will do.
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
I don't understand how like dude what the fuck actually happened in my split here
like it's it's like on it's fucking unbeatable it's actually unbeatable I
I have never once even gotten close to being even on that split I always lose
point two or point three seconds okay I don't understand what happened like
maybe my my only thought is that I had like a frame perfect or like a pixel
perfect chainsaw interact. It's my only guess. No, I didn't rewatch it, I probably should.
Dude, if I die to chunk again, I am gonna fucking throw my PC out the window. I'm just
joking but seriously dude like I I I cannot believe I just died the chunk he
gave me the fucking good RNG I don't even dude I don't even know what I did
wrong I guess I wasn't enough in the corner like dude I don't fucking know
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Was almost gold
What the fuck was that dude what was that what the fuck was that what was that what the
What the fuck was that?
Bro, somebody clip that. What the fuck was that, dude?
Yeah, I think so, Salad.
I think it was like my mouse, I guess.
That's still so, that is so cursed.
Like, yeah, maybe my mouse is failing or something got caught on my mouse or something.
I don't know.
I cannot, I actually cannot.
I knew that he was doing the insta-charge there.
I knew that he was doing the insta-charge there.
I knew he was doing the insta-charge there.
But I just, I don't know.
You know what?
Yeah, fucking, you better fucking run, Chad.
I'm gonna fucking start, I'm gonna start fucking shooting, bro.
like you cannot you cannot be fucking real right now like genuinely you cannot be fucking
real right now with this shit. I knew that he was doing the fucking Insta Charge, but
like, I just, I couldn't-
Holy shit!
Chunk you fat fucking piece of shit.
Here we go again, here we go again, here we go again!
Dude, like what is wrong with this fucking game, man?
I cannot, I guess just do another run, just do another run, just keep doing more runs.
See the problem is like I can tell, I can tell that he's doing the insert charge, but
it's like I can't, I can't, Orpheus, I swear to God stop fucking counting, you're gonna
to fucking drive me insane.
Dude, like the problem is even when I get the InstaCharge, like I don't know...
Like I just, I don't know how to like...
I don't know how to like bait it, man.
Like I thought I knew, but...
Chunk, you are such a fat fucking piece of shit.
Eat shit!
Eat shit!
I don't know, man. I guess we just do another run, man. I don't know.
Okay, see like right now it's the Insta Charge, right?
But the question is, like, I just, I don't know, I thought like, like I thought that
you could go to the left, but it's, it's so weird because it's like I don't have
enough time to go to the left is the problem.
I don't know, man. I'm just gonna do another run. Fuck it.
Each shit chunk
I'm so glad I practiced for three hours yesterday that was really worth it
You got grabbed to the basement guy?
Wait, what do you mean in?
Oh, I see him.
Okay, I want to start going for fast screwdriver, but it's really not worth the...
Yeah, I don't know and dude the the fucking inputs for the card server like like pixel perfect or something or sorry like frame perfect
It's like it's so hard it didn't look that bad
Okay, well, so like the caveat is that it's not that bad
It's not that bad in if
Auto run is off
So if you want to make the cart surf easy just hold shift for an hour and a half straight
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Oh, another crit?
Can I stop critting this guy?
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cool game and two fucking crits in a row on the fucking chainsaw guy like
you've got to be kidding me bro
This game is out to fucking get me today chat.
Double crit on chainsaw guy, double death to fucking chunk.
It's fucking Jova, dude.
Well, we had two good paces, man.
We had, say, that was sub-1650 fucking paces, and then I just lose them, just fucking chunk.
I hate chunk. I fucking hate chunk so much.
When I go to bed I'm gonna set up a macro that makes the Ivy guy kill chunk on repeat
while I sleep.
profile due to the sensitive nature of the research.
Oh, I bet it does.
Ahhhh!
AHHHH!
Nice.
Oh, that was the worst chainsaw interaction I've ever fucking had.
We're gonna lose like an entire second, I'm pretty sure.
on the West Wing card split. I'm pretty sure the West Wing card split just all comes down
to your interaction with the door here with the chainsaw. You know the worst part is I
wanted to practice the chainsaw interact on that door but if you have the chainsaw
in your hands and then you make a save file the chainsaw literally just disappears from
existence and it's impossible to practice it.
Very cool video game.
I think we're going to lose like 0.6 here because the chain saw interact.
the
yep an entire second lost i fucking knew it i called it i called it fucking word
per word
Yeah, dude, at all, that is, I'm pretty sure that's, that's why I always lose time on the
segment is because the chainsaw interacts with, in my PB, the chainsaw interact was like
literally fucking perfect, like the animated, like it just didn't pull me into the animation
at all.
Maybe I should go back and like watch the bot or something
of that run to see the angle that I was looking at when I interacted with the door.
I'm not sure. I don't think it's the angle, though.
I think I think it's like the angle plus the
like your distance from the door.
Oh
I hate this place.
What if I can't get out?
I hate this place.
I hate this place.
I hate this place.
I hate this place.
Oh my god bro that was the worst fucking keycard pick up I've ever seen in my god damn life.
Hey, we got the fucking, we got the pixel perfect fucking interact at least.
kind of makes up for it
I swear dude, if I die again, if I fucking die again, bro, I'm gonna die again, bro.
I am going to fucking scream!
Oh, what the fuck does he mean by that?
Oh, my time.
My time
I'm just gonna go for the fucking other strat, man.
So slow.
This is so slow.
I wanted to do the fast strap, but I did I fucking shift walked I pressed shift a tenth of a second too late
So fuck me I guess
Minus two seconds
I'll actually like minus three seconds
Or why is this guy
That's fine
I
If Mark thank you for the sub now.
Why is it still moving? Give me a fucking break!
Give me a fucking break.
Oh, fuck!
I thought I had a sub-133 run.
I do.
Look at the fucking splits, brother man.
Yeah, I didn't submit the run to the leaderboards because it wasn't record.
That run was just depressing, man.
Like I went from being fucking 30 seconds ahead of record to missing record by 5 seconds.
horrible
I have enough bullets to not grab the pistol ammo here.
That's good.
you could miss yeah I don't think it actually matters if you hit them or
not at least I don't know there's been multiple times where I've missed and it's
still been fine but I don't know maybe I'm gonna get fucked
What do you want me to mean?
Oh, I can't hurt to think so.
So the buttons...
Is it real?
Can you leave them and then, uh,
push the buttons and then I have to keep it together?
Star?
Star?
Hmm...
So.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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I guess this is fine
need you to come back through this window
thank you
for how did i randomly say fucking three seconds here before it's so stupid
the funny thing is this is sixteen fifty one and we lost like
six seconds
It's gonna have been like a sixteen forty five
This place isn't festered, as if it should be upstairs.
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Fuck this fucking game is so shit, bro. I should have just let the guy fucking hit me
God fucking damn it dude. I should have just let him fucking hit me
God fucking damn it. Imagine getting punished. Imagine losing 10 seconds because you fucking perfect parry an enemy
Well, that's my cardio for the week, are you kidding me?
Amazing.
I guess I should have just let the enemy fucking hit me, man.
I guess I should have just let the enemy fucking hit me in the head.
forbid I fucking parry the enemy because I don't want to go ahead.
I
Let's kill him.
It's solid.
and i didn't want that bottle
well actually it's fine
Alright, Ayn, I'm gonna try the run-pastor strat.
I'm sure I'm not gonna fucking die, right?
I don't know, I'm kinda scared.
That's fine.
really should not fucking chop my head off, right?
That was too far away.
This move.
All right, time for the new tech that I tried one single time.
That'll be consistent.
I'll just take a look at this one and see if it's worth it.
I'll just take a look at this one.
Oh
No, Ceci. Shit locked! Oh no!
It's stopped. Finally stopped. Thank God.
That's me. None of you can get out of this place.
I
I'm gonna wait a second, otherwise this guy's gonna fuck me.
God, I thought I was gonna fucking miss that bottle for a second.
Okay.
I need to shoot this guy.
Actually, no, I don't.
That's kind of concerning.
The problem was, when I killed him with the knife, it sent his body flying like a thousand miles away.
I had a feeling that positioning was going to be a problem, whatever, the run fucking
Sucked anyways
But I have exited through the airbun... no.
I guess I need to be more mindful of how I kill this guy.
It's like...
The problem is dude, he was so far...
he was so fucking far to the side when I killed him like
maybe I should just always kill him from the front because here I want to show
you guys alright there let's cuz like I'm pretty sure I'm gonna I'm gonna test
I'm gonna test this for a little bit I I want to do more runs but I want to test
this for a moment
so the problem was I fucking when I shot him with the fucking knife he went
like flying but when I hit him with the knife I mean I actually have no idea
what just happened there
Oh wait, I didn't shoot her at the beginning. Yeah.
I guess.
Well, it shouldn't really matter though, like whether I shot her at the beginning or not.
Dude, okay, I gotta make sure to like fully look at this guy.
Oh god, he's right behind me.
Oh man.
Yeah, salad, I don't know.
I'm like also think I'm also thinking like maybe I shouldn't do this but it is slightly
faster also it's like a thousand degrees in my room right now hold on I'm gonna take
a short break I'll be back in a minute
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All right, I'm back.
Sorry about that, Chad.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm back.
Sorry about that chat.
My brother is moving in today to my house
for a little while, so I was talking to him.
We, uh, we finished our basement like a month or two ago.
So Kyle's in the basement now, but it is like a hundred fucking degrees in my room.
I don't know what I want to do on this part, man.
I kind of want to do this strat, but it's, I don't know, it's kind of...
Yeah, it's kind of scary.
Hold on, let me make a save file before the...
...for a while can last up to 15 years. I mean...
I'm not uh...
I'm not too worried about it. Anyways...
I'm just, I don't know, I'm kind of scared of this strat.
Maybe I should just do one stab instead.
Maybe we just do one stab.
Oh right, we can't do one stab though.
Yeah dude I don't know man it's like I don't know I want to do the strat because it's
slightly faster but I feel like it's just kind of risky it's like sometimes sometimes
this fucking four-fold douchebag just and then sometimes I miss the fucking stab I
I need to aim like straight down.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna test something here.
I wonder
Okay, I wonder if I wonder if the reason that this is inconsistent is because the zombie
sometimes gets... I wonder if this guy has has one second of variance in his patrol cycle like
the other zombies in Ark. Like that might be the reason why sometimes he notices you faster.
It's like I'm 10 seconds there.
9.6 again.
9.6 again, I don't know, maybe not.
It's 9.6 every time.
Hey, King Karlo, thank you for the five months.
I don't know, it seems like...
Can I, like...
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So it's like right at this corner that you spawn zone.
I
see like look at how fuck that dude I I don't know man I don't know maybe maybe
Maybe this just isn't consistent. I don't really know why, but...
Oh my god.
That time he tried to grab me.
But now I sent his body fucking flying that direction.
Yeah, I don't know man, maybe the strat is not a good idea.
It just feels really risky to be honest.
I don't know, and I'm also like, I don't know.
I'm not sure if this part is actually consistent with the Forklift guy.
To be honest, man.
well that's okay like the thing is I'm pretty sure the guy that blisters is
fine in as long as if he dies here it's fine but the problem is if he if you kill
him and he goes flying right here like in that last run I had I think you're
fucked and also on top of that like the forklift guy just I feel like
Sometimes he just notices you.
I don't, I don't think it's a, I don't,
I think it's actually just RNG if like,
am I gonna do some runs, bro?
We've been doing runs, okay?
I just, I'm trying to figure this out.
I don't know, man.
Maybe we just use the bottle here, I guess.
Could stab them once then do the loop.
The what?
Do you mean the thing... Yeah, I'm not sure what you mean by loop.
Because like, I mean, I could do this thing where you like bait out his grab, but then
it's like, I feel like it's pointless because he's gonna blister here and then like later
on when because the the problem is like if he blisters in the hallway here right
then when you turn this corner you have like you have to like sit here and wait
for a second for him to like do the melee
You find an easier way to do cart surf with auto run without pressing shift?
Oh really?
Okay.
Oh, you're standing so much more to the left here.
I didn't know you could stand much to the left.
I guess you're actually making it fast enough to the cart where it still works, even though
you're not getting the fast animation, because this was the slow climb, but I guess it still
just works because you're closer. Okay, that's interesting. Hold on. Let me see this zombie
in corner.
You don't do this, but you want to see, okay.
I don't know, man.
like the thing is this pathing.
This pathing is like like you're just you might as well just fucking throw
the bottle if you're going to do this pathing, you know what I mean?
Like you're you're literally just you're just losing two seconds when you could
just bottle like you just bottle the fucking guy the forklift guy.
I don't know, man.
And maybe I'll maybe I'll just for maybe I'll bottle the fucking forklift guy.
I don't know man, the shit is just...
Unless we can...
Also, I, because I figured out in the the forklift, it doesn't have anything to do with this gate by the way
I thought it did but the forklift guy spawns in right here like right along this spot
so
Yeah, I'm holding up.
like dude what like what is going on like he's fucking afk this time yeah yeah you can
leave a lot earlier and that's true like you you can yeah you you can leave like pretty
early before that the thing actually like goes off.
Why did he do that?
Does he always do that?
Or am I just getting lucky?
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maybe just get maybe maybe just going faster on like the actual yeah see
So that's what's scary about like trying to, I guess I was a little too early.
Okay, yeah, I don't think him, he just aggro's and it sucks.
Yeah.
Sometimes this guy is just so fast, man.
I don't think you can right click bait him and although maybe
Maybe?
I feel like the problem is he's like not, like because he doesn't, he doesn't have
like a direct line to you, but maybe somehow this could work.
two
well it might be consistent and i mean you don't you know
I shot kinda late there, so...
I don't know, the thing is, most of the time the Forklift guy doesn't get you, but...
Let's just see.
Oh, it's kinda scary though, dude.
It's kinda fucking scary.
Seeker is fucking cooming right now.
this. No he isn't. This is the one right click that he abandoned. He did this until
it failed on the live run but I wonder was he was he shooting early to aggro the guy I wonder
See I feel like I right clicks I feel like I just right-click too late there
I don't know I don't know it's like am I right clicking to am I right clicking too early
are too late. Like it's so hard to tell sometimes. Maybe it's too early.
Too late. See that's the thing though, Aimee, is like with the right click I feel like a lot of the
time you think it's too late but it's actually too early. Like for some reason
doing it like really late tends to work. Okay maybe not on this one though. Maybe not in this case.
I did right-click what do you mean yeah I don't know I don't I don't I mean maybe
the pistol shot makes this consistent because I don't actually think it like
He's I don't think he's agro necessarily and I feel like he's he's like searching
I feel like you do need to do the pistol shot if you want to do the right-click.
Yeah, and the thing about the right-click strats is like, if it messes up, you just die.
I feel like what if it's...
Okay, what if we do like...
Like, pick your poison type of thing, right?
Like, if you notice...
What cycle you get?
Oh, right, because the girl is like dropping down.
Yeah.
Maybe it's like if you feel this guy touch you,
you have to do the right click strap, maybe.
It's annoying having to, like, like I'm pretty sure this position should be fine.
Yeah, I don't know, man, I don't really, I don't, I don't think I really like this.
way of doing it
and the thing is the forklift guy isn't getting me right now but
I mean what's crazy is sometimes dude, sometimes the forklift guy, he's like not even, like
he's not even aggroing.
Okay, I really wonder what, like could it be like a movement thing?
like somehow like maybe somehow our positioning is
I don't know, I mean I want to do some more runs soon, I don't want to just like, practice
this.
I don't know, maybe we just stick with the strat and if it starts failing me then we
go to the port, we go to the bottle, I don't know, I really don't know.
Cause this is definitely, this is definitely a bit faster, but...
I mean, it doesn't feel like that inconsistent...
Overall...
How many seconds do you have to save from your PB?
Well, I mean, what do you mean?
Like, I mean, if I get an insane run, I can save like 45 seconds.
Yeah, it's just it annoys me, Aimee, that like, if I
If I have to bottle the Forklift guy, then this guy is gonna be dead in the hallway
which means I'm gonna have to wait...
Like, I'm gonna have to wait on this corner for him to do the melee attack
because, dude, sometimes you have to wait like two seconds for him to do the melee.
Bottle who?
What do you mean?
Well, yeah, but the but the thing is if you bottle the forklift guy ain't right and
You need to kill this guy here
And then if he blisters here if that guy blisters there
Why?
What do you mean? What do you mean why?
Oh, I, okay, no, no, I guess I see what you're saying.
I see what you're saying.
I understand what you're saying.
just do this, but bottle the forklift guy anyways.
Like bottle the forklift guy anyways, and then just bait.
Like bottle the forklift guy, and then just kill him here anyways, yeah.
Yeah, I mean you could do that.
So the thing is I have no more bottles right now but we only need...
We're not bottling the double plug guy anymore so we...
I mean we only need two more bottles.
Which we're gonna grab anyways.
so
yeah
you kill them in the hallway wall okay select the thing is secret and i i don't
i don't know if
if you've come to the same conclusion but
if you kill this guy in the hallway right
andy blister heads
right if if you blister heads
then when when you come back
he's like right here right
he's right here
and you you have to sit right here and wait for him to do the melee
like and sometimes it takes like two seconds of you just like sitting here
waiting for the melee
but the thing is
but i don't have a driver underground save that i could
Maybe this works? Oh yeah, here we go.
Okay, so this guy's gonna blister head, right?
And from my testing, and I could be wrong,
if you shoot this guy here, you can always just full send it.
Can I move my car?
Yeah.
One sec.
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I'm back
Did I test the hallway blister I mean the hallway blister if you
If you full YOLO the hallway blister you're just gonna randomly die
Like 100%
Because the problem is the blister like he's not
Like when you turn this corner if you just run into him, he's just gonna fucking kill you
like you have to like
Also do this fucking like leaning mechanic I
Actually wonder like
I don't know if he was just, like, full of shit.
Somebody came into my chat the other day saying that you can use the lean mechanic to, like,
put yourself through a wall and, like, shoot stuff.
I don't know if he was just, like, full of shit.
This fucking leaning mechanic is like so jank though.
So, Jank, do you believe it?
Well, I mean, I don't know.
I'm just saying it's just Jank.
It does focus the pistol faster.
That's so weird.
Why do you focus?
focus fire faster when you're like leaning around a corner.
Strange.
All right, well, fuck it.
I guess let's just try another run.
I don't know.
I'm not sure what I want to do in the basement or not, man.
Oh wait, hold on, no, we have to test the card surf.
Sorry guys, it's not actually time yet.
Hold on.
Okay, wait, do I still have your clip open, Dom?
I need to see exactly where you stood.
You said I can make a save in the room?
Like at what point?
Do I have to like...
like yeah when when can I make a save
Are you sure that a save file works the same?
You
I feel like your timing has to be so good, though.
I don't know, man.
You
Maybe my positioning isn't good here, hold on.
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the
Like dude, I just don't understand how that doesn't work, like it doesn't fucking make
sounds numb
got it
So that's another thing though is like, I feel like you can't take as efficient of
the line off the cart.
I
The timing is just so precise, man.
What if I stand a bit closer?
Does she kill me?
Holy shit.
And I am like on the very edge of like pulling it here.
Dude, how did that not work?
Wait, maybe it's...
Ah, I don't know man.
I don't know man.
Like, it feels like I'm going like fast enough here, but...
Feels like I'm going like fast enough here, but...
It's like there's a different climbing animation that I'm getting.
I swear that's what's happening.
Alright, I'm just gonna do Runs Chat, I don't know, but I'm just, I can't be bothered
with this shit right now.
The thing is, Chat, like, you get a faster screwdriver, but you have to take a worse
line off the cart because of her position.
I kind of want to reset, but there's an audio queue with the footsteps.
maybe make it to our soul
oh
but in the time or stop in the menus because the people who made the leader
boards for this game didn't want the players to switch to thirty fb s seven
hundred times to save fucking point five seconds
care for quite a few long-term patients here
thank you live
why not
well i guess you
if you fall on your head as it is a child what do you mean why not
Did I miss both of them?
I'm pretty sure chat that if the timer paused on the menus, the most efficient way to speed
run this game would be to swap back and forth from first person and third person like 7,000
times.
I'm not even kidding because I'm pretty sure every time you switch to third person your character fucking teleports forwards
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death of
death
of
death
legal to set up a macro for the first third swap? No.
Yeah, Joker, I have no idea how I got the 151 on Cabin.
I have no fucking clue, man.
I really wonder why that happened.
I already found one of these, I guess I'll keep going now.
I just lost like fucking four seconds or something
Oh so bad God I should
I guess I'll keep going, I don't know.
Yeah, faster did it again.
Yeah, Joker.
I mean, the thing is, it's not even, like, can you find me the fourth one?
I wonder if it has something to do with Trari and the plaga guy, like if you stand somewhere,
he spawns earlier.
I'm trying to.
Yeah, maybe.
What if, like, we'll do.
What if, what if, um, what if it's like, you know how in the basement, right, if you like
look or if you get close to the enemy, they turn into the plaga or like the blister head?
What if it's, what if it's something like that where, yeah, like if you're standing
like in the right spot or like looking at them, they like plaga earlier, blister head
earlier. No, I'm pretty sure the timer starts the moment the guy starts
plugging. Or maybe it is when you kill the fourth guy and somehow it's tied to
like the death animation of the fourth guy. I mean I don't know for sure and
I'm just... yeah, I don't really know.
It's like, see, the thing is, that's not how it works though, Ann, because...
There is some sort of like hidden soft timer.
I mean, did you see what I posted on the Discord?
Because you can kill all of the zombies.
You can kill all of the zombies in 8 seconds.
Or you could kill all the zombies in 28 seconds, but the cabin only ends 10 seconds faster.
Like you kill the zombies 20 seconds faster, but it only saves you 10 seconds, if that
makes sense.
Even less, like 8 seconds if you get the 151.
So...
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh.
Well, rip.
time. There's no like, I mean, we just call it cabin. It's like the section. It's like
the section where you defend Emily.
R e4 not R e9?
No, R e9.
It's the part where you defend Emily.
Is Emily an RE4 or no, that's Ash.
What the fuck does he need that for, Nick?
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the
death
of
death
of
death
I mean, if I get record, none of the music's gonna be in the box, then I can't make any
money from it.
of
The girl is fucking zooming, bro.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one.
Minus one.
Actually, not minus one. Minus 0.6.
Oh man, if we didn't take such a shitty start, this could be like a fucking 1645 pace right
now.
Hello?
That emote is awful.
Does that line fail?
Yeah.
Uh...
I think there was one time the zombie attacked me at the door, and I'm not really sure why,
but...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Aw, goddammit.
We have to pick up the pistol ammo now though, because we only got the 3 ammo drop.
I'm sorry.
Unfortunately.
Oops.
This must be it.
I can't tell which button is which.
Braille.
Braille.
Why is it playing Detective Conan? Why not?
What do you want?
Oh, I can't hunt to fix my son, I guess, for real.
But can you read them and then, uh...
I'll put you on the line.
I'll put you on the line.
I'll put you on the line.
I'll put you on the line.
I'll put you on the line.
can you read them and then uh push the buttons and you have to keep it together
store store move
oh my
oh what the f**k is this
it's okay
I guess he didn't kill the maid well minus like fucking six seconds cool game
dude I guess
Oh, where's my fucking game audio dude?
What's going on hello?
And then this guy grabs me.
Okay.
Yeah.
You
Dude what is going on
I don't know. I guess that run was just cursed. I don't know. My game is infinite loading now.
No, I don't have a controller plugged in.
you
Dude what the fuck was going on there man
I
Don't know the maid just broke the game. I guess yeah, I don't know
I didn't have the bottle that that's intentional brother man it's completely fine
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hold on I want to check I want to check something chat
I got an insane time here and I have no idea how it happened I don't think anybody knows
how it happened. Hold on. Take a look at this. So the cutscene was at 44, right?
There was 151.8. So it was 44.2 to 51.8. So what is that 47.6? Or wait, no, 40, no,
now 107.6
the
maybe it's tied to like
what if I what if I just like fucking mess with this guy's body
And I feel like that booster head was really fast.
See dude, 110.4, it's like an entire 3 seconds slower.
And like I didn't do anything.
My only thought is that I was shooting the wall here.
I shot this guy the moment he got up.
I mean, I golded by like an entire second and a half here.
I don't think your health has anything to do with it.
I set my health to fucking 201.
He took I feel like he took him I feel like he took so long to die there
It's just it's a fun it did it's just it's a fucking mystery like why did it end three seconds faster, bro
And the thing, the thing is Joker, I'm do it like, the strat that I'm doing, I'm killing
the enemies so fast, like I don't, I literally can't kill the enemy's enemy any faster.
I'm not even, I'm not even fucking dodging the guy.
like I'm just fucking YOLOing this shit but the thing is in my in this run like
maybe it's like this window
I
Here it is
Clearly the solution is to just go back and forth through the window a hundred times.
I mean, there's a second faster that time.
Not three seconds faster, but.
Why it's so scary.
Well, that was just because I was fucking around.
I mean.
Dude, I need to remove this fucking song for my playlist.
God damn it dude, I don't fucking get it man!
Like seriously, what?
Like what is going on here?
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I don't know. This shit is actually a fucking mystery. It just doesn't make sense.
It just it just doesn't make sense.
What's going on?
It's just there.
There's like you can randomly just save like two or three seconds in the segment
and and like.
We just don't really know why.
You need to take damage that I don't think taking damage has anything to do
with it, because I do I do the section the same way every time.
And I don't.
My only thought is like maybe it somehow has to do with like shooting the blister head.
Like when you shoot, like the timing on shooting the blister head or something.
As the thing is, I got a 107.6 here in this run.
I mean, it's a 151.8, but the cutscene starts at 44.2.
44.2 to 151.8, which is 107.6, 107.68.
And on average, this segment takes 110.
Even when I do it incredibly fast, it takes 110.
Why is the time?
What is going on?
Dude, I feel like what if it's somehow tied to the physics that like the physics of this
guy needs to stop.
I genuinely feel like it could be tied to that.
Like he's not dead until like he stops like moving.
That's genuinely my only thought.
Are you sure it's this part that got the three seconds off?
Bro, are you, are you, okay, I'm going to try to be as respectful as I can, but
i literally just explained all of this i explained how long it took i showed it on
the fucking i showed it on the stream
but how long it took
not randomly save
three seconds in a different segment that i'm not even talking to me
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
The God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
And he's like, this is almost three seconds lost.
This is like a 154.6 or no, sorry, 154.2 or wait, no, no, no, no, never mind it again.
It is 154.64. Yeah, I don't know, man. I don't know. It might be tied to which zombie blister heads. Yeah.
Thank you for the 100 months edge.
This game is so stupid.
Yeah, honestly, my only thought is that somehow.
to be due to ammo. I mean, I shot the wall before and it didn't even make it didn't do
anything. I still got a 110.4. Like, what do you what do you mean it could be due to ammo?
Like, what, because I have fucking ammo in my inventory, this ends three seconds faster.
kind of like insane correlation is that
this is like fucking fb i cope right now dude
It's the last zombie's animation.
Well, OK, so what if we don't what if we don't shoot him then?
What if we try to kill him with the knife instead of shooting him?
is like head to like pop there yeah I don't know it's fucking mystery man
I don't I don't know if it's the blisterhead. I honestly think the the thing that makes the most sense is
It's tied to the zombies death animation
Like this guy like when I killed him
Like when I killed him he didn't he didn't have to like settle at all
But I don't think there's any way to like, reliably manipulate that.
I
See it see how long it took for him to like he's like fucking bouncing around
Like this guy blister headed so fast though
Oh
I don't know, man. I don't know. I feel like I could, I could just tell, sorry, I don't
want to listen to that song. I feel like somehow it's like, you could, I could tell that was
gonna be fast because the blister head triggered so quickly but it's like why did the trigger
head blister what the trigger head why did the blister head trigger so fast
Yeah, maybe Trey.
Oh, this is great.
Yeah, this is going to be really slow, I think.
Yeah, that's true, Seeker.
I mean, I'm pretty sure this is going to be like really slow.
And it was still 109 and I like missed a fucking thing.
I don't get it.
I fucking missed the knife stab.
I killed them so slowly.
And that's still a 109.
It just doesn't fucking make sense, man.
Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe a seeker.
It took like 10 years for this guy to blister head man.
Where is he going? Where is he going?
And it's still a 109, dude. Yeah, I don't know, man.
Have you weighed in the little room?
Does he blister head?
I don't know. Like maybe maybe it's genuinely just RNG.
How like there's some sort of like variable or
like it it's just not consistent.
How fast the blister head triggers somehow.
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well i mean let me try to kill the guy like i'm gonna try to leave the guy
alive salad
like you said
i just want to see what happens
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All right, all right, come here dumbass
Like there's no way I don't lose time with this right
Like no, I'm definitely gonna lose time with this for sure
Okay, yeah, so like I definitely lost time like not killing him fast enough 100%
It's funny, like, I feel like if you're too slow there, this guy, like...
Holy shit, why is this guy- okay.
Why is this guy like fucking giga- like- I don't know, man, maybe-
It's RNG is just death well I might the thing is I might be able to react when
that happens seeker I feel like if he's behind the curtain it's fine
Good holy shit, bro die. What the fuck?
I don't know dude, I'm starting to lean towards, I'm starting to lean towards the death animation
of the guy on the ground, like I don't know. I feel like it has, it's like gotta be the
death animation of the guy on the ground. Like I really don't know what else it could be.
I tried that trait.
It didn't really seem to matter.
Dude, look at that like death animation.
Like it takes so long.
I wonder if there's like a way to like manipulate the physics to like kill him like make him
die faster or something.
There's not even like blood coming out.
I feel like this is going to be really slow.
I mean, it's still 109.6.
Here it is.
like this is already gonna be really slow
Oh my god, I'm so bad.
I
Oh.
Oh my god. What?
Yeah, I really don't know, man.
I really can't figure it out. I don't know. Maybe it's just random.
Maybe it's just RNG, I guess.
Spicey said he tested this other night and he couldn't figure it out and I think Joker
has tested it and he also can't figure it out, so.
I don't know.
Sometimes the end, it just, the game just chooses the blister, like, I don't know.
It's like the game is trying to figure out who should turn into a blister head, but
it doesn't fucking know.
Like it's like getting confused, like it's like taking extra time to like decide who's
going to be the blisterhead or something.
That's like my only thought.
I really don't know otherwise.
you
I don't know man, the blister head just took so long.
I tried that crab. It didn't seem like it made a difference.
I don't know, man. I guess it's just random. If you save two seconds here,
it's just fucking completely random.
I really, I don't know, like unless somebody looks at the script for this game
or something. I don't really, I really just don't know. The thing is, I do this the exact
same way every single time. It's not like, like the enemies are dying the same exact
speed every time.
Yeah, maybe Joker.
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My only other thought chat is that it somehow has to do with how you kill this guy.
like maybe if you kill this guy
maybe if you kill this guy before his like
get up animation finishes because like
when I shoot him here right he hasn't he hasn't like moved
and like maybe his hit maybe there's like a chance when you shoot him or not
a chance but like
if you kill him fast enough or kill him in a certain way
Cause like when you kill a zombie, right? Their body has like a hitbox that lingers for a while.
And maybe somehow...
Maybe somehow that hitbox...
Just some... maybe sometimes he just... the game just considers the zombie to be dead like instantly.
For some reason.
Oh
Didn't hit this guy see that look at how fast that guy died though
Like his hitbox was gone like instantly I feel like.
What am I fucking doing?
Thank you for the 40 months, thank you man.
his hitbox was gone instantly this time. I don't think it mattered though. I don't know, it took
so long for that blister head to activate there. I don't know why, but it did.
Hmm. Maybe some of that will still be fast. No. Yeah, I don't know, man, games fucking
stupid. We got one, we got one fast one again. We got what like in our testing, we've had
one's one fast one another time but it's like when it spawns at 38 it's slow yeah
well maybe I can find the segment where we got 107 but
Maybe there is like some kind of trigger you need to hit.
My browser is breaking randomly.
My internet dead too? Hello?
Everything is just breaking.
I think my stream is still live, but I can't see my chat.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, this was the one on seven.
animation of that guy. There's something else going on. There's something else going on
for sure. What if we like wait in this room? Because we got a good one here when we...
Dude, look at how fast that blister was. It was at like 36. It's, yeah, I mean it's
It's tied to when the enemy starts blisterheading, but like, what causes the enemy to blisterhead
faster?
That is the question.
I don't want to test this that much longer.
I want to try some more runs, but like...
All right, watch the guy die.
right
did the but move
yeah it's just we we just we just lost two seconds i i don't know it's a
fuck it's actually a fucking mystery
so i don't know maybe it's just the code of the game
maybe whatever whatever code is used
to determine
but maybe whatever code is used to determine
what blister heads is just
is it's just i don't know
may be there's like some sort of
failure in the code where the game just gets confused and it doesn't know what
to blister head is fast
except like it's
it's like going through
i mean i that that's my best guess honestly
is like the the game is going through all the potential enemies that could be
a blister head
and it's like
just taking longer to decide
maybe there is a way to manipulate it but it
i don't know
and i don't think it's a loading screen
I really doubt it's like a loading screen.
Pause the game.
I'll try that.
truck
that blisterhead was a second faster oh yeah yeah sorry let me try the pause I
was trying something else I was trying another idea I have but yeah let me try
That falls in the game.
Yeah, it was a 38 second blister.
Yeah, I don't know.
I honestly am starting to doubt that you can manipulate this.
I really feel like it's kind of just completely random.
I think I think it's just a coincidence seeker
but uh I can try to land a headshot I mean if you if you're able to do it multiple times
sure but
Is he coming in here?
Bruh.
This order of killing them is the only fast way you can do this section.
I mean, if you have a better idea, fucking go ahead and test it, but I...
I mean, does this look slow to you?
I don't know man, I think the code of the game is genuinely just scuffed.
i i i actually thought i don't think there's any way to manipulate this
well why are you coming in here
is one of nine point four which is decent i guess but
the thing is i
I shot the guy in the chest, and that's when I got the 107, so.
Calculates the blister is furthest away, it doesn't, though.
I mean, I just, I just looked at a segment, right?
Like, look at this segment, right?
I sat in this room.
And then at 35 point fucking eight, this guy blister heads and then sometimes it takes 38 seconds for the blister head like that's that is the time save is just when the sky blister heads and maybe there's a way to manipulate it but honestly, it's probably just bullshit.
I guess the only other thing I could maybe test is like, maybe proximity?
I don't know, man.
I really just think it's complete fucking copium, like, I don't know.
I don't know, I want to try some more runs soon though.
Oh, what is that to me?
Obviously it wouldn't be worth switching FPS, but I'm just curious.
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. I'm pretty sure that the code of the game is just, it's
just the game has a hard time deciding who to blister had sometimes. I really think that's
That's all that's happening here.
Sometimes the game just doesn't know who to blister head and it just takes longer to do
it.
And maybe there's a way to manipulate it, but I have no idea how to go about even beginning
to understand this.
I think it's random, yeah.
I don't know.
I'm going to use the restroom and then we'll try some more runs.
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Thank you.
All right, I'm back.
Someone found a way to stand right next to the card. Oh, shit. Okay.
Oh shit we're surfing we're surfing
I'm sorry honey badger I didn't see your clip.
Oh
Oh
Damn part surfing is real. Let's fucking go
time to relearn inventory wait what do you mean why is the inventory any different
No, I mean the thing is, you, you, there's no reason to use the Med Injector.
I mean you don't, you don't get hit, like if you do Care Center Optimally you don't
get hit by anything.
somehow being lower HP is going to like affect the straps the box drops might
change hmm wait what do you mean that chunk no I don't think so I don't think
the box drops are based on your health it's based on your healing items all
right let's try a run with the bucket dog
I don't know if that was the past or not.
Oh, oops.
I need to figure out maybe I should
practice this a little bit more.
I need to figure out like the visual cue for like,
because the thing is, I think you could
like you can get on the cart and start moving it
if you climb it like perfectly.
That wasn't even a good screwdriver, did you?
What if you could get a 46?
That would be crazy.
I honestly think you might be able to get a 46 if you climb it perfectly.
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We care for quite a few long-term patients here.
Experimental therapies.
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It's all very cutting edge.
The vicinity keeps a low profile due to the sensitive nature of the research.
Oh, I bet it does.
all right sorry I don't have my cheats on hold on guys
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uh... dude i can't believe we're fucking card surfing now bro
to sick
not past your did it again
the technology is here
can you find the fourth
Well in the meantime, I'll try to track him down.
Keep me posted.
I will do.
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
I'm in a good mood? Well yeah, because we're fucking cart surfing.
How couldn't I be in a good mood?
Backrab is incidental, yeah, just don't get backrapped.
So you should probably stop twirling the gate zombie game, because it's honestly, you're
just making things worse for yourself buddy.
Cheating him is like 100% consistent.
Oh wait, are we in the sub only?
I didn't even realize.
I would explain why chat isn't fucking horrible right now.
Okay, well...
How damn it, that's my fault, I was fucking greedy, man.
I tried to save a tenth of a second and now I have to use my stupid Med-Injector, fuck
sakes dude, this is gonna fuck everything up.
I kind of want to just reset, I kind of want to just reset, my inventory is going to be
completely ruined for the entire run now because of that.
the
also i'm going to get i did i might get double or drop in the fucking chunk
room now because of that
uh... god i don't know i should probably reset but i'm gonna keep going
i guess
that's already in that's already fucked up
uh... this is just this is going to spiral
i see that i'm just going to reset it's just i already just know i already know
it's not worth it just fuck i'm just gonna fucking reset dude fuck this shit
it's just dude that my entire inventory is going to be i'm just going to lose
time on every segment because i don't know where my fucking key items are
I guess I got hit there.
It's okay, now we can cart surf again.
That's a reset.
It's like I'm like trying to turn my fucking camera, but you know what, hold on.
I need to find like the visual cue for when I can climb here because...
What?
Does my DPI like increase? What the fuck is going on?
if you okay I think if you climb it too fast it actually doesn't work
Weirdly enough, I don't know why that's the case, but...
Has nothing to do with shift? Well...
No, I mean, you don't have to press shift to do this, Seeker, but like...
The card surf working is just all dependent on when your character makes, like, collision with the frame, I think.
What is going on with this?
Whatever, let's just try another run.
Cool box on lockstrap, yeah.
Oh
Yeah
Oh, you got the pixel perfect fuse
But I think we lost I think I don't I don't actually I think we're gonna lose time here
The thing is when you drop off the cart
With this strap, I feel like sometimes your character like looks at Marie and it makes you like slow down or something
Yeah, I don't I don't know like sometimes you like fall off the cart and your character just like slows down
patients here
Man that was so slow experimental
Oh, I bet it does.
Oh, I'm so far behind.
Oh, we got the Magnum Shot at least.
Nice.
of
the
death
of
the
I'm not sure and be fair. I've only practiced that strata total of like three times
so
That bastard did it again
Don't think they knew it
Yeah, I can't I couldn't really tell you
Can you find me the floor?
I'm probably gonna try to do that strat and just randomly fucking die
Give me posted. We'll do
Hello, I'm Bella Corb
Oh.
Honey Badger posted the clip.
He's the one who found it.
Dom just made another clip to show it, I guess.
We gotta figure out what happened that split.
I'm pretty sure we already know.
just it's it's how it's how optimal you're it's how optimal you chain saw the door which
Which is just incredibly difficult to do consistently.
I think I'm going to lose a bit more time there.
I
Hate this place
Here.
How do people normally get in...
Sorry about this.
Point one, I'm losing point one!
Stop it.
Death by a thousand point ones.
night the dog scheme
Oh
What the fuck does he mean, destiny?
Just a minute.
of
I only think I don't like about the new strat with the bad RNG is that it makes you lose
time with the good RNG. It's kind of annoying. Oh, this is concerning. Now is not the time
for that bro fuck this game no it's not the time for that it's not the time for you run
to die bro prevents this bro it's it's just be I I don't know I think it's actually my
my fault for not shooting him earlier.
I think I shot him slightly too late.
Dude, fuck this game, man.
I shot this guy like one second too late, I'm pretty sure.
And then I got like a really weird stagger animation
because like I should have shot him
I should be aiming right now already, but I shot him a second later, so he didn't turn as fast and then he like got the weird stagger.
Yeah, I think it's actually just because I shot him ever so slightly too late.
Oops.
Oops.
That is so dumb, man.
Oopsies.
Yo Sabine, thank you so much for the raid.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, and probably.
Yeah, and probably...
What's up, Zeke?
We're cart surfing now, Zeke.
of
the
I don't know, there's like something weird going on where there's something weird going
on where your character like slows down when you fall off the cart and I'm not I don't really
understand why it happens.
I don't know how that input just like doesn't work sometimes, it's so peculiar.
Who was the last time we exited Keras Interbasement?
I don't fucking know, man.
I've been getting pretty unlucky with a lot of bullshit.
zombie survived
yeah it's really nice you could most of the time i kill her but
yeah i don't know
sometimes she survives
and slightly offer maybe it's because of bloom
Why does the run start here and not the hotel?
Because if the run started at the hotel, you wouldn't see anybody run this game anymore.
Speedrun would already be dead.
I guess I climbed it too fast.
Honestly, the thing is, I didn't mind doing the intro
when the run was terrible and we all sucked,
but like now that the run is Giga optimized
or it's like close to being Giga optimized, like.
It would just be horrible.
Okay, dude.
Still not sure why sometimes I don't get the, like, time save here.
the care center is already suffering enough as it is
if you had to do
if you had to fucking
the rpg speedrunners are both different
yeah but those games are like super rng and like
you're not resetting like ten million times
I think you need you might need to make sure she's not I feel like it if she's on your
camera I think if she's on your camera that's what causes the slowdown there I could be
wrong though. Like you might need to like strafe there to like avoid the slowdown or something.
and
I don't know. There's a guy in the discord, Brian-ish, who like, did a bunch of research into it, but...
The thing is, even if the chef spawns in front of the freezer, it's not rip run.
Like, as long as you make it past him, you can survive.
If you have the Injector, yeah, but you should have the Injector.
Yeah, you should do the No-Hick for us of Rune, it's really not that hard.
and it's also faster.
Oh, bad chainsaw.
This is a 302?
Woo, baby!
That bastard did it again.
Did a bad chainsaw. Yeah, like the animation,
how your character has to like get in position before he actually swing
like uses the chainsaw on the door.
Yeah, that loses your time.
We'll do it.
What are you doing if you don't get hit at all in Care Center?
You just get hit by the guy in the window, Salad.
I mean, actually, with the HP that you have now, I'm pretty sure you don't even need to
get hit by the Blisterhead anymore if you're doing the Cardsurf because the game will
prioritized using the green herb with the amount of health that we have right now.
With the amount of health we have right now, the game will prioritize using the green herb
first.
So you can just use the heals in the defense section.
It'll use the green herb and then it'll use the injector afterwards and get rid
of all of it. I mean solid, you don't have to do the cart surf. There's a new, there's
a new way of doing the cart surf spicy, that's a lot easier. It's like actually consistent,
not super fucking gigaship.
And the thing is with this HP, even if you get the chef at the freezer, it doesn't even
matter.
Like, because you're pulling the wheel, so he's gonna, like it doesn't matter how much
health you have if you get the chef freezer spawn regardless.
That was kind of slow.
And if we keep this pace up, this is the 1645 care center pace.
We keep it going.
It's a big F.
I'm at 441.
which i'm pretty sure you could just use both of the heels in the defense section
also i tested the cabin today spicy i'm pretty sure it's just completely random
and i don't think there's anything you can do to manipulate it
as far as i can tell
i think the game is just bad at deciding who it's who's gonna be the
blisterhead
like sometimes the game is just like
is just like fucking confused and doesn't know who to blisterhead is fast
is that's that's what it that's
that's what the time loss is from is just the blister had not triggering like
fast enough
now I also tried that Zeke
What the fuck does he mean by that?
I
better and she is good joker, but you have you have to shift walk when you enter.
Wait, I didn't pick up the fucking pistol, bro.
Oh, my God, this one this was so good.
And then I just forgot to pick up the pistol because I'm a fucking idiot, bro.
Oh, my God, it's over.
No, you're you're not supposed like the thing is you have to skip the bottle.
You have to skip. Oh, my God, this pace was so good, bro.
I'm so stupid.
Fuck.
Yeah, Joker, you have to do that. This dude, that was that was such good pace, bro. We left
the fucking we left the fucking room at 923 there, bro. I'm pretty sure we were going
to save like two seconds. We were going to save like two seconds. We have to skip the
bottle if we use the med injector early? I guess not, but you're gonna have to figure
out how the entire inventory works. And if you use the med injector early, you have a
chance that the game isn't gonna drop you any handgun ammo. Well actually, I guess you
could use the med injector after the corrosive room. But yeah, it's gonna fuck up the
inventory completely. Oh my god, dude, that pace was so good, man. We were going to be
like third, dude, that could have been like a 1944 care center or 1916, 44 care center.
I'm pretty sure I think that could have been like a 1642 if we got the fucking 151
Cabin
Oh
Bruh
I can't believe I forgot to pick up the pistol
Okay
you bitch I don't I'm still like I don't know why sometimes I don't get the good
movement here. Like I mean I get it most of the time but it's annoying losing like
wasting fucking 30 seconds when you reset to that.
I mean, you don't... you switch to 30 FPS there so you don't get stuck on chunks for
like five seconds straight. Honestly I'm not sure if it's it's so weird like why
does the game fucking slow you down there? Like I can tell that it's like
slowing me down yeah that's one thing that's annoying about that RNG no I'm
not shift walking it's just it just slows me down I don't know why with like the
chunk kill joker you have to
uh... this is terrible
you have to shift walk before you enter the room
because if you don't you don't shift walk before you enter the room by the
zombie will say like
shut up or it'll say some bullshit
and then
It takes them like way longer to turn around.
But then because you have to shift walk
when you enter the room,
you actually lose a little bit of time
with the other RNG pattern.
I forgot to grab the pistol, yeah it's because, yeah, dude I was just, I was so hyped by
that pace I was just so, I just fucking forgot man because the thing is like with the other
pattern you grab the pistol first that could have been such a fucking god-pace
though. That could have been disgusting.
Okay, yeah, I'm greedy. I'm a greedy, greedy fucking goblin.
I don't know if that was a good pattern.
Hey, awkwards.
Thanks man.
You can't like if you climb it too fast it actually she actually just like it's so weird
how like if you climb it too fast it doesn't work you actually have to go slow to go fast
You know, R9 motto.
I'm stuck in Care Center in East Wing, I can't seem to pass the giant.
The giant.
I mean, Chonk.
You should be able to get past him unless your game like bugged or something.
I'm not aware of any bug like that.
I was won a gold earlier because now my gold is won.
Yeah, we have two bottles.
Using the Injector before first keycard would optimize inventory a lot.
Oh, we would get green herbs corrosive.
Yeah, Joker, that's the problem, right?
It's like, you would need to do the gate zombie dodge with no ammo, which is like fucking horrible.
I
Holy shit, almost a 301 fucking chainsaw?
Bam!
I mean, that checks out though.
That bastard did it again.
How things are here, Ed.
I just hacked into the center's network.
Good.
Can you find me the floor plan?
I'll see what I can do.
Don't forget the pistol I'll try not to.
We are losing like we're gonna lose half a second again because of the fucking chainsaw
animation dude it's so hard to do the chainsaw animation like optimally and it's like you
can't even fucking really practice it because if you make a save file with the chainsaw
on your hands the chainsaw just fucking like you when you reload the chainsaw
isn't in your hands and it's just gone like you can't even fucking like pick it
up anywhere and also it's kind of like yeah I don't know it's kind of like hard
to practice
Is it RNG? What, the chainsaw animation? It's not RNG, it's just positioning based and
like probably based on your camera as well. Like you need to be like positioned perfectly
if you don't want to lose from there.
I'm pretty sure in my PB I actually got like the
frame perfect chainsaw, like the
perfect positioning chainsaw, whatever you want to call it.
Well, the time that's below the green timer is like the individual split time.
I'm trying to IB strat and you save 0.3 seconds.
are you pressing shift as you enter the room seeker
are you are you holding shift as you enter the rooms that i'd be some it doesn't say
anything
well that's what you have to do
as if if you just walk into the room
the zombie will say yeah black as you enter the door you need to hold shift
is otherwise
otherwise the zombie will be like quiet shut up
and if he says quieter shut up it takes him like four seconds longer
and actually react to the bottle that you throw
of
Oh
Oh, was I really too fast there, man?
I guess I should have...
Oh, damn it, dude, fuck this game.
I was too slow, or I was too fast.
I was like a tenth of a second too fast there.
I guess if I feel like maybe I'm potentially too fast there, I should probably press shift
does like I walk faster
that's cool dude
confused on the gold one it's just it's just because like there's like I mean
live split is accurate down to the milliseconds so just because it's minus
1.0 doesn't mean it's like exactly minus 1.0 it could be minus 1.014
I like minus one point oh one you get the point
We care for quite a few long-term patients here all into going experimental therapies
experimental therapies yes it's all very cutting-edge the facility keeps a
low profile due to the sense of nature the reason I bet it does
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
How is this girl not fucking dead, man?
Aw.
Guess I missed.
I guess I missed.
Oh
points
you'd fuck off experimental service
I really not stop for long enough.
All very cutting edge.
The busy you mean, man.
To the sensitive nature of the research.
So fucking greedy for all the seconds, man.
Why am I like this, dude?
Like, I already want to reset.
It's like it's only like two seconds.
But.
And the girl survives.
I'm not holding shift, bro.
The game is just randomly slowing my character down after I drop off the card and I don't
are they now why?
Huh?
Oh!
Shit!
Shit!
What the fuck?
Oh
I'm confused.
Why comparing against my...
Yeah, I messed up the spin there.
Dude, it's like a thousand fucking degrees in my room. I'm like...
I need to like, have a base here or something. I'm like fucking melting dude.
who care for quite a few long term patients here all into doing experimental
Well, I'm going to turn up the air conditioning dude. It's so hot.
you
you
you
you
and
The facility keeps a low profile due to the sensitive nature of the research.
Oh, I bet it does.
How are you surviving?
Oh
We have so much fucking ammo though
That bastard did it again
What things in your
Can you find me the floor plan
I'll see
Am I eating cheese
Why am I not on the leaderboard because I cheat?
Oh
Hmm
now I'm using all the official stuff actually the PB that I got the PB that I got the other
day or the PB I'm running against right now is actually allowed to be submitted to the
leaderboard but it wasn't record so it's a shit run honestly even if it was record
it still would have been a shit run is it would have been record by like one fucking
second well I mean if all the bullshit didn't happen it would have been a
really good run but
I'm surprised I only saved point 2 there.
30 seconds of a record.
Well, yeah, but I'm saying like, like if we, if we, like if, if all of the bullshit and
arc didn't happen yet would have actually been a really good run
that's not what i mean
well come on man what the fuck
this run is sad
i'm sad
i'm trying to fucking do my inputs too fast man i'm
and i'm trying to go too fast and you just let down
we're gonna be like five seconds ahead
Remember to pick up pistol, it's bold of you to assume I'm gonna make it to the pistol.
Oh my good god.
This is horrible.
wooh!
honestly, chunks just fucking put this run out of its misery
yeah, thanks man
You know, the problem is I can't fucking see his hand because
like I could kind of tell that his hand was in the wrong spot, hold on.
Okay, I actually think we shouldn't have, dude, I can't fucking see his hand in relation
to the beam because the fucking magnum is in the fucking way. I need to switch to the
bottle here. Like I couldn't tell, like I was pretty sure he was going to do the ends
charge but...
Oh, that's okay.
That's okay.
Yeah, can we, can we, maybe, maybe I should just use the invisible magnum mod.
I don't know if that's actually a thing, I'm just joking though.
Finger Requiem?
I'm going too fast.
Close mod. Oh, I haven't seen that one before.
It's so weird how your character gets slowed down there.
I
Didn't figure this strat out it was not me, but
I need to figure out why the character slows down when you drop off the cart though.
I don't really understand.
Because that normally doesn't happen.
The recovery from the hit.
Oh you know what that might be it.
Yeah.
I think you're right.
probably because it yeah I actually think you're right it's because you get
hit yeah it slows you down
of
the
and
that bastard did it again
and do the girl bait with the shotgun, oh I see him
hmm I mean
I get it I think it would be worth
little bit of time. It's just kind of awkward. I feel like the issue is the timing on the
shot. When I was testing it, it wasn't messing that guy's position up for me, but the timing
of the shot felt like really precise. If you shot too early, it just wouldn't do anything.
But if you shot too late, then you wouldn't have enough time for the magnum to like, to
focus, like do the focus shot.
makes sense. You didn't have too many problems with the four club but the last guy was always
further away hmm interesting yeah maybe I can mess with it I want to save another half
second or so
I hate this place... what if I can't get out?
Hey, thank you, goodbye.
you're on
Oh, my God, man, I'm so bad.
Oh, I hate resetting in this fucking place, man.
Just bait him. What do you mean, bait him?
Just the doctor is going to be at the fucking stupid.
Oh, I'm just, I don't know, man.
I'm getting tired of this spot.
like just fucking tired of the care center, dude.
It's my fault, I just, I don't know,
my aim was just slightly off, I guess.
That's my fault.
of
the
and
I'm going to find a soul.
I'm going to find a soul.
I'm going to find a soul.
you
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know man, it's like we've been doing runs for fucking five hours and I've, I mean
we were, we did a bit of practice, it hasn't been, it hasn't been exactly five hours of
runs, but I don't know, sometimes I like I feel like my consistency is good and then
I just reset in the care center for like five hours straight or just not even the care center
But like
Oh
You know, I actually wanted to test to see if there was like a way that you could stand closer to the cart, but I was also just lazy, and I was like...
I kind of just assumed that other people had tested if you could stand that close, but
it's kind of stupid to assume to make assumptions like that.
I'm not saying it was my idea, I was thinking about like, I wonder if you could just stand
closer to the fucking thing. And the girl's alive. Cool. I love this fucking video game.
I don't know, man. I feel like I should, I don't know, man. If the girl survives, maybe
I should just fucking keep going. It's just it's so bad. It's like fucking three seconds lost
I
I shot gun her.
Yeah, but the problem is if you shot gun her and the fucking chainsaw guy is like blocking
you.
The Insta Toolbox, yeah, it's just...
The Insta Toolbox is like so precise.
I don't know man, I'm starting to get kinda tired today, I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, I bet it does.
Nice.
Why does it take- it like fucking pushes me back so hard, baby?
That bastard did it again.
I don't think so, Neurant.
We're just hacking to the center's network.
Good. Good.
Can you find me the full time?
I'll see what I can do.
In the meantime, I'll try to track him down.
Give me posted.
I'll see what I can do.
I'll see what I can do.
I'll see what I can do.
I'll see what I can do.
I'll see what I can do.
Now we lose half a second because the chainsaw animation was bad, epic.
There's a new difficulty mod that's out on the nexus and we lost even more time.
That was such a bad chance, holy shit man.
Oh well, it's okay.
two
Yeah, I mean I could or if he is just fucking annoying spending like 45 seconds to practice using the chainsaw on the door
or one single time.
Because the problem is, if you make an auto save in that room, I'm pretty sure the chainsaw
just fucking disappears.
Oh my god.
Well, minus another second.
I don't know if I got many more runs in me for today, dude, starting to get kind of tired
of this shit.
I did lose a second.
I lost 0.4, but I was going to save 0.6 because I got the fast zombie RNG, so yeah,
Yeah I did lose a second.
Why you can't do it unless you have the starstrum on it?
Well I mean it's damage based right?
Like, if you're damage, I mean the star's charm gives you 20% extra damage, right, so.
What do you mean he doesn't use the...
Oh wait, actually no, you're right.
I don't do the charm either.
Yeah, no, never mind. Sorry.
Why would we not use the charm? Because that would require you to go into the menu and put the charm on it, which is kind of slow.
Well, your range might not be good, Salad.
Well, yes, Seeker, but when you upgrade the GAL for the plant, you're already in the upgrade screen for the GAL, so it doesn't take as much time.
Yeah I mean just equip the charm it's not that big of a deal.
What the fuck does he mean by that?
I don't know how I lost fucking 0.8 seconds there I guess my FPS flopped or actually no I don't know.
Not sure.
Nooo.
You're fucking fault.
Man.
each
Oh, that was bad menuing, god damn it.
Save time here.
I kinda wanna like up my DPI.
I know I've been saying this for a while, but I kinda wanna like up my DPI for when
I do that inventory box.
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
Minus one second.
Minus one seconds.
of
man I remember when I used to be excited about getting a 1650 care center and now it's like
I'm just sad and
fuck it's in the first slot goddammit
oh he's giving me the fucking slow death animation
you rat bastard
I think I swung at him slightly too early.
I mean, it's not like the game after Care Center is becoming less memorized.
It's just, I just haven't been there in a while.
Wait, I have three ammo. Is that enough?
Uh, yeah, it should be.
Stop beating yourself up every hedge while I can't help it now.
This is just what I'm like, I'm sorry.
negative Nelly thought it's negative Nancy I guess it's whatever you want it to be
I can't hunt to fix those on the buttons, I guess, real.
Can you read them and then, uh, push the buttons and then you have to keep it together.
Store, store.
Mm-hmm.
Negative Nathaniel.
I was taking forever to die.
I
This is not good I need I need this guy to fucking hit me fast
Fuck, um...
I fucked around for too long picking up the fucking ammo.
of
of
I thought if I should be upstairs.
Played the whole game at FPS? Yeah.
I've had people like, unironically, fucking suggest that, mano.
What the fuck is this shit?
of
death
of
death
of
death
I love how it doesn't even fucking matter how fast you do this room because it just takes
10 seconds with a stupid fucking door to open.
This game is such a bad speedrun, though.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
That's two.
Rip the rip knife.
Oh
I don't know what to do with it.
of
the
death
of
death
Hmm.
They've been okay.
I
Well, I'm gonna go try the new strat and I haven't really practiced this that much,
I don't know if I don't randomly die.
Really.
dude no fucking way you grab me okay well minus three seconds cool it's just
faster sound
Let me through!
I don't know.
maybe I should go through the bags the other way
of
I said I probably knew today, you were so sad.
Alright, I'll waste time here because we got grabbed and shipped in.
I don't know why I got fucking grabbed by that guy.
I feel like maybe he was like swinging like further or something.
oh no there's another way to like there's like another way to go through there
that I saw Joker was doing so I should probably just do it that way just
sometimes you get like stuck on the bags
Alright well here's the moment of truth is this blister head going to fucking do the
melee.
I'm pretty sure this is consistent but I don't know, let's see I guess.
Oh shi- No fucking way dude!
Fuck this game man.
Fuck this shitty ass fucking game, dude.
Oh, man, my room's dead.
Fucking dumbass zombie is just so...
He's so fucking close, man!
Holy shit, bro!
Oh my god, man. Why is he so fucking close to me?
Yeah, I should have thrown it more to the left.
It would have been fucking fine if the zombie didn't fucking...
We wasn't so fucking close that he tried to grab me.
Oh my fucking god, dude. I'm just... I don't know, man.
I fucking hate this game. I'm just not allowed to fucking go to Raccoon City!
My other strat was better? Yeah, but my other strat is...
You... it's...
Shut up, dude. I don't want to fucking hear it.
you
I don't know, my cursor is just dead center and I just give fucks, um...
Holy shit, this game is fucking ass, um...
I love that it takes four seconds to throw a fucking bottle, it's amazing.
This game is fucking amazing.
you know what I actually fuck I actually fucked up though chat I would have
lost like five seconds here I would have lost like five seconds anyways because
the fucking bottle I had an extra bottle on me that I forgot to throw away it's
not my fault I mean I knew that he was close and I guess because I because he
was close I should have thrown the bottle more to the left
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
I just want to fucking actually play the end.
I want to play the fucking game, dude.
I'm so sick of the care center.
I'm so fucking sick of it, man.
Holy shit, dude.
Now, if a zombie grabs you from the front in this game, you're just guaranteed dead every
single time.
You're just dead.
You're dead.
Go again.
I don't know, man. I think that might be the fucking straw. What is the fucking saying,
the straw that broke the camel's back or whatever the fuck man. I'm just I don't know
if I can, I don't know if I have any more fucking runs in me today, dude. So sick
of this fucking game. It wasn't, I mean, at least it wasn't a God pace. At least it wasn't
that good of a pace because we got great like yeah I don't know it wasn't that good
but we could still have gotten I mean on that run we could still get record by 30 seconds
if the rest of it went well.
What do you mean I could have kept going bro?
I'm fucking dead to the zombie you fucking dented piece of shit.
Sorry dude you know fuck you.
Dude, you're not even following me.
Go fuck yourself.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
All right, I'm back I needed to get away from my fucking computer
here. Oh man, I fucked this game down. Oh my god, dude, I'm just not allowed to fucking
Get a run going, man. It's so crazy.
I can't believe I can't fucking believe, bro.
Oh, somebody posted the clipping with the lean. Hold on.
I don't know.
if you could actually fucking open a door.
What if you could actually open a door with this?
Like that you're not meant like you could open a door from like the wrong side.
You tried for hours and never worked. Okay.
Maybe it's maybe it's like just visual, I guess.
Maybe you're not actually.
The key isn't loaded on. What do you mean the key? Like, yeah, I'm talking about, like,
Yeah, what if you could like clip through the...
Like, what if you could...
like what if you could like clip through this thing and like open it from other side
I don't know, hold on, let's...
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Nice.
That went well.
I'm just hiding to the center's network and see what I can do to keep me posted.
I
Hmm
I'm gonna free
And dude, what is going on with my legs?
I
Like how you say that proves it's a visual bar. You don't even you have no fucking idea of them
I'll rub yourself in there, Grace.
Oh
Yeah, I don't know because the thing is Chad if you
If you like get in here you get like a checkpoint
And like like if you could if you could if you could get this if you could trigger this checkpoint
you would legit save
yeah mr monkey maybe you know
now great trade grenade himself donating himself here for like an hour
straight
uh...
yeah
uh... if you were able to hit this checkpoint
you would skip both batteries
which would save like
i don't know fucking like four minutes or something
like three minutes
i don't know doesn't seem like
yeah it's a couple batteries if you could do that
yeah i'm pretty sure everything still works if you skip the batteries i don't
think the batteries are actually like a trigger for anything
uh... like i said trade tried using a grenade here
about doing it on danger as well
Yeah, I don't think it really matters
Let me
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it does the sniper scope
like I'm leaning right now
and
Yeah, I don't know.
You don't really like go through the door with any of the weapons.
Maybe there's something with this though, I mean it's possible, hard to say though.
One of the NG plus weapons like Xenos Magnum's works, yeah maybe.
Yeah I know, Beverly Hills Ninja I already found, I actually found that like a few days
after the game came out when I was testing stuff.
I got clipped by like the hanging zombies.
I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick chat.
I'll be right back.
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I'm back. I don't know if I got any more runs in me today, chat. I don't know, man.
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What is my undewined game? I don't really play anything off stream at the moment.
I don't know man, my fucking back is sore as well. I don't know if I like slept badly
or something in getting old, I guess.
I don't fucking know, dude.
I don't know, maybe I'll try one more I guess, I don't know, I don't know.
Yeah, where is welcome to the game 3, Adam, what the fuck, man?
Yeah, there's a new strat, trance to cart surf consistently.
Wow, pretty consistent there.
the
annoying thing about it is like
So the annoying thing about it is you have to like move forward there, which is kind of awkward.
the
don't need me
the
thing is even though even though the the
cards are saves like a second it's kinda it's it's a little bit less than that
because
Even though it saves a second, you lose a little bit because your character gets slowed down
since you get hit. Maybe there's a way to prevent the slowdown or something, but... not sure.
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death
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death
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death
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death
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You have no faith in me getting a record wall.
I can actually get a run to Raccoon City, I could probably get a record, but apparently
that's fucking impossible, so.
I fucking climbed it too early.
No, the strat is fine.
And, I didn't grab the bottle.
Amazing.
I don't know, I'm just playing like shit, bro, can't fucking turn this stupid toolbox
Smellin' the night there, Hector.
We care for quite a few long-term patients here, all undergoing experimental therapies
to help
I swear sometimes this box just eats your inputs
maybe I'm just maybe I'm
I don't know, it's so weird like I
I don't know why sometimes it doesn't like go to the rec lane
I
Nice
I lose like half a second because the chain saw the animation was bad.
We have more than half a second, we'll see.
Oh, yeah, we should probably just call it a day soon.
We can always do more runs tomorrow.
You will get a really good run at some point, even if it's not today.
It will happen.
As long as I don't get burned out on playing the game before it happens.
I kind of want to go to the butcher and buy, like, I want to make pot roast.
Not today.
Pot rose takes like fucking an entire day to make, but so good.
Am I a decent cook? Hmm, not really. I mean, I'm okay. I don't know. I don't do that much cooking. I'm just...
streaming has made me really lazy when it comes to food
Hey, crazynomics, thank you for the thousand bits, man.
You've unlocked the bonus weapons, now they clutter your menu.
You can use the Resident Evil Trainer by faith to remove bonus content.
It's on Nexus mods.
We're
Yeah, man
It's lost like awesome time
I
I
What the fuck does he mean by that?
I think you're roaring.
I don't think Shun's gonna die.
I don't know, I guess I threw the bottle too late.
I do think I threw the bottle too late.
I think the moment that I realize he's not on the right side, I need to throw the bottle.
I hesitated.
I don't know why.
The earlier you throw the bottle here, the better when you get this particular spawn.
I just hesitated a little bit.
No.
Hm.
I
I didn't order a new keyboard and I don't know I mean I like my current keyboard honestly
I think switching to a different keyboard is just gonna fuck me up because of like key
placements. It honestly takes a little while to get used to like a new keyboard
and if the positions of the keys are like slightly different.
I'm so sick of this game.
It's my bad.
I was aiming fucking two pixels to the right and I missed that lady in the head.
portion of
I might actually save time here, eh?
Damn.
That was fast.
for quite a few long-term patients here,
all undergoing experimental therapies developed.
I must have my memory mirror.
Experimental therapies.
Yes.
It's okay.
The facility keeps a low profile
due to the sensitive nature of the research.
Oh, I bet it does.
Oh, one fucking health. One fucking health, bro. Holy shit, man.
One HP.
Oh my god.
Oh
Oh
If you slip past her like that, you lose half a second.
And I didn't actually think I picked up the bottle there. I was about to reset
What about it is time loss it just is
it's just if
Your pathing is different and you lose half a second. I don't know why but it is
You care for quite a few long-term patients here all in the going experimental therapies
I'm um, fired at this, just lost two fucking seconds and the lady's alive, great.
I love never getting runs going.
Oh
Oh my god, bro, I'm so fucking dead.
Oh my god bro I'm so fucking bad at this goddamn fucking game bro holy shit.
I don't know if I really, I think I should just call a man I really do.
That being said, let's do another run!
I don't know dude, I just, I think that death in the basement just tilted me, like it just
ruined, ruined me for the rest of the day.
That fucking death in the basement was so fucking bullshit, man.
I mean it was like my fault, but still.
why is the fucking menus for this game so ass bro how is it not fucking selecting the
Requiem
And the ladies alive and the ladies
Fuck you, fuck everybody.
The fucking flasker dick-offs.
The thing is, realistically at this point, Chef, there is probably a minute, maybe like
50 seconds to be saved, realistically, on the run.
And if I lose, like, five seconds at the beginning, that is literally 10% of my time save gone in the first two minutes.
Like...
It's just...it's...
It's like so much to like, there's really not that much time left to save in this run.
Maybe a minute at best.
So like losing 10% of your time save in the first two minutes is not good.
Sub-1 30 is impossible. Yeah, I mean...
Currently, yes.
I think this run, I think 131 is like the limit, the moment.
I think a 131 is possible if you have an insane fucking godrun, but that's basically it.
With the current strats.
to
all I just I can't fucking menu to them my hands are just
fucking
falling apart man like
All right chat I'm done for today. I'm just I'm not gonna get any fucking good runs anymore
man I'm just play I don't know I'm just tilted and my I can't fucking sell the fucking items
at the start of the game like like my hands literally are just not doing what I want
them to anymore. I don't know. I'm going to fucking go guys. Thanks for watching everybody.
We have a raid to Zeke. He's uh, he's doing some insanity speedruns. It goes ahead to
captain zekiel chat i will um i'll be back tomorrow i think i'll try some more runs
eventually we will get a really fucking good run eventually but i don't know i'm kind of
sad that we did seven hours of runs today and we didn't get a single run out of the
fucking basement it's kind of depressing to be honest and we were we were like literally
moments away from getting out of basement and then the fucking zombie matrix dodged my fucking
bottle. I throw my bottle perfectly dead center at him and it just I don't know I just I need
to throw the bottle to the left of the zombie I guess because if they try to fucking grab
you then their body just shifts slightly ever so slightly to the left and you just
fucking mess if you aim dead center. So stupid. I mean, we're capable of getting a really
fucking insane run. I mean, my early games are just, I don't know, my early game is
so good, but I don't know. It's all right. All right. Anyways, chat. Have a great rest
Thanks for watching guys, I'll see y'all tomorrow.