you
What's up chat?
How's it going?
Everybody?
Hey, Vanquished.
I don't know if we're doing any resident evil today.
I'll be honest, the burnout on resident evils hitting me pretty hard shot.
done with RE forever, but I don't know if we're doing any RE today. What's up, Cypher?
and
Yeah, I want to play, I want to play League of the Company with like, with you, Ellen,
Salad as well.
There's just not enough like, not enough space, Sub-Sergeant, and so I figured I'd play with
Lobos. I mean, I guess technically there is the mod that lets you have like the really big lobbies,
but I feel like the really big lobbies are also kind of chaotic, but
yeah, what's up, Leppa?
Don't the mods work still?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, they do.
I mean, I don't think we're gonna play lethal company for very long anyways probably just like two hours
Lobos normally ends the stream at like six o'clock. So I
Mean if you wanted to join in you could join
dropping re9 requiem so soon bro I have been playing re9 requiem 10 hours a day
for literally an entire month's rate
sounds good leppa
hey darkest sister thank you for the 10 months
I don't know, Chad. I'm like, I'm just starting to, I'm just starting to feel like I just
Don't give a shit about RE 9 anymore.
Like, yeah, I can get, I can, I can get sub 132, but like.
Fucking who cares?
I don't know, man.
What's up, son?
What's up, buddy?
I'm not done with RE9 chat.
I just, I'm tired of playing it like fucking 10 hours a day.
you
how much have I played crimson desert? I don't know, like 10 hours or something. Yeah, I'm
playing the beta. We're going to play the beta, yeah, you have to opt into the beta and like
the steam properties and I like how this entire stream is going to be like why did you quit
RE9 why aren't you playing RE9 like I'm fucking not allowed to fucking play anything else
I don't know man, I'm just starting to feel, I'm really feeling the burnout on RE9 chat.
I do still want to get a new PB though.
There's so many like, I don't know, I mean realistically there's like a minute to save
on my PB.
I would like to get sub-132 and then be done with the game.
But I don't know, we'll see.
Yeah, that sound.
I'm also kind of like...
I'm kind of tired of spending so much time like I'm tired of like spending so much time
I'm fucking optimizing and like finding new strats.
I don't know, man.
It's like.
I don't know.
Just.
I'm tired.
Yeah, we're just chilling while Lobos
Lobos gets ready, Lobos is actually playing Species Unknown right now.
That's a great game, game's a lot of fun.
i don't know man i feel like ari nine's hype has already like come and gone
i don't really feel like people care that much anymore
but like i mean that not saying that you guys in chat don't care but like
like the games already kind of like dying on like youtube
people are moving on to bigger and better things
There was an official Mortal Shell 2 gameplay trailer, you know, let's let's check that
out.
Oh shit, hold on.
Am I wrong, YouTube account?
I'm fucking excited for Mortal Shell 2 dude.
I gotta say like the art direction of this game is pretty banger.
Morticell one was very uh Morticell one was pretty mid i'll admit
Morticell two looks looks pretty pog though
you
The
scope of this game seems much larger and it's kind of crazy how long has it been
since more to show one came out like fucking seven years or something
also chat
i went and saw project tell me last night that movie was fucking
so good
I love that movie.
What's up, Yuzuki?
Yeah, I would highly recommend,
I would highly recommend Project Hail Mary.
I thought it was really fucking good.
I really, really enjoyed it.
Yeah, this is the new lethal company update guys.
Was that that fat merchant from the first game?
What the fuck bro? He's a sheep.
Holy giant, oh what the fuck, it's licking its balls. That's kinda, that's not cute.
The map for the game seems pretty big.
.
Surely this game has more than three bosses.
Four bosses.
I feel like the weight of the hammer could be a bit, I feel like the impact of the hammer
sounds could be a bit better.
I will say.
I mean, the game looks fucking beautiful, and the, like, the aesthetic of things looks
really nice.
you
I guess the booba class
and
That's fucking beautiful.
Yeah, we'll say it definitely seems like it still has the Mortal Shell jank of like the
first game to an extent, like the combat definitely still reminds me of like Mortal
one quite a bit but I'm sure it's like still I'm sure it's still like better
but update the game title I mean we're just watching this real quick
We're almost done.
Fucking machine gun.
Definitely, the reposter like execution animations are pretty sick though.
you
Yeah, this is the wheelchair boss.
I feel like it's still going to be a little jank like Mortal Shell 1 was but I think it's
going to be a lot of fun for sure. It would be pretty fun. No actual released it yet though.
All right.
No, Trey, there was just one glitch where you could launch yourself in the air.
There was one glitch where you could launch yourself in the air.
I actually couldn't do it like in that many places.
Hold on, I need to start my YouTube stream.
It's the only thing you remember of it.
Yeah.
Sub-Zoodle.
I'm going to start my YouTube stream.
So let me switch my fucking YouTube account, man.
There we go.
Alright.
You still want to play, Trey? Ella is still streaming, so Dentage will be low. Dent, wait
What? What are you talking about?
Oh, seven lads.
Well, Lepus said he didn't want to play.
And.
The thing is, I don't.
Like, lethal company is only up to four players.
And honestly, I feel like I feel like lethal company is,
I don't know.
I feel like when you have too many people in the lethal company lobby, it gets a little.
I don't know. I feel like it gets a bit much, but...
What's up, spicy?
Salad. Yeah, I fucking hate you guys. I'm never playing with you again.
He caught me.
Fucking, fucking advertisements.
Okay.
I'm starting my YouTube stream.
Yeah.
Yeah, do you still want to play Tray?
I know it might be a bit late for you, so.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to, oh, yeah, I should.
I'm gonna download ThunderStore
so I can get
push to mute
or toggle mute
play RE9 motherfucker
how about I ban you motherfucker?
fucking good old youtube
My thunderstorm isn't launching the fuck, dude.
YouTube chatters are a special breed, true.
For some reason the thunder, oh, there it goes.
Yeah, Chad, I'm just, I'm a little burned out on RE9. I'm not done with RE9. Yeah, I think
we're going to do subliminal after lethal company today is the plan. I really liked the, I really
I really like the demo for subliminal, it's got mixed reviews on Steam, but I don't really fucking care.
Okay, I downloaded toggle mute, I'm not sure if there's anything else I should download.
Did Trey respond?
Oh no, he didn't say anything yet.
Trey! Trey!
Where are you?
We're gonna see Mr. X 42 seconds.
I do need to practice Mr. X more with the new strap, but I don't know. I'm so fucking tired of practicing RE9 dude.
I'm so tired of it.
Yo, Requiem Law, thank you for the 111 months. Thank you man.
Yeah, I've toggled me a download. I don't know if there's anything else.
Where did Trey go?
FOV mod and toggle head bobbing.
Oh, that's nice. Thank you so much for the raid, takers. Thank you, man.
A full rework of March, three new creatures and numerous miscellaneous gameplay improvements
and settings as well as overhauls to increase performance.
The next update will include more creatures and scrap.
I'm glad he's still updating the game.
I loved Lea- Dude I loved this game, Lea the Company is so much fun.
Uh, oh hold on let me change my...
You still wanna play Trey?
If it's too late for you it's all good.
Like, no worries at all.
Are you still down to play, Ayn?
Uh, alright let's see.
Alright, I will host.
Wonder if I should...
Well, why is my f- why is the fucking dash- wait, why is everything fucking reversed?
What the fuck is going on?
Glitch screen horrors- oh, it's fucking April Fools, I see.
I kinda wanna download the HD- HD lethal company mod and...
I don't know if it still works.
Hold on, let me see.
I feel like the HD lethal company mod is kind of nice.
I don't know if there's still HD lethal company though.
Replacement mod for HD lethal company that provides additional tweaks.
Enjoying for a bit, but you'll need to dip at some point. I see.
That's okay.
I think Lobos is also confused why everything is flipped.
All right, the crew is back. Well, there's multiple crew, but we're on the beta branch,
by the way, Trey. Oh, it's freaking flipped horizontally again. Does that every time you
again
you will want to check the instruction manual and signed into your ship's
computer terminal we trust you will be a great asset to the company great
great asset great great asset great great asset what's up buddy
got what up how's it going pretty good pretty good toggle mute wait what the
fun is everything flip for you oh boy here we go it's been years well at two
years I don't think it's been that's it hasn't been that long hasn't it's at least
been five. Five, that trigger echoing a little bit. Oh, he's fixed. How about now? Yeah,
I think you're good now. What up, Tri? Finally, we can all discuss wreckwind strats. All right,
What are we what are we doing?
So how's that uh, how's that forklift treat name dude?
I actually dm trade to do the grab bait thing and like I've been trying it for the past like two hours
Yeah, it's it's pretty finicky for sure. I think the grab bait is fine though if you just
If you put in the power thing first, like if you don't try to do the forklift key first and then said you just do power right away
Yeah, how do you do with them buddy? Why don't you go for that sweet one?
Well, because then you lose one second, you lose one second if you don't put the key in first
Okay, I think
But the key is free to put in first, okay? Yeah
Yeah, just just don't fuck up at all. Just don't fuck up. Yeah
exactly
Still in fuck up
But I invited Lobos. I don't know if he
Loves just sitting at this sitting there. Oh try he said try again, okay
There he is. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. There's a
Uh, does it get pushed to mute working?
Uh, yeah, it works.
What? How did you?
Wait, so when you press escape and you go to
change key binds, do you see top of mute?
Yeah. Oh.
Um, no.
I see push to talk. I've changed my push to talk.
Missy.
It's like on the left side.
Oh, yeah, no, yours is weird.
Wait, scroll? Oh, I can scroll. Hold on. Wait, that's controller.
No, yours looks different than mine for some reason.
Heck, man. Did you get this one?
Bob of the Slime to mute?
Let's see, the one I have is Toggle Mute by Quack and Cheese.
Okay.
That's not open mic yet.
Yeah, I'm gonna take a bunch of phone calls by the way during this, I hope you guys don't mind.
Nah, I'll be doing that too.
Jack!
I'll burp back, I'll burp.
Wait, why am I studying so scuffed?
I don't like to sit all day sitting in a cinema, wait.
Why am I a stupid?
I was doing something today, uh, 47.5 or something, but I'm not my same as this guy.
Okay, fine by you and awesome
Listen, I'm working on it. Okay. I got a forty seven point six. Okay. We're now you're good there
Yeah, I got a forty seven point three, you know, what can I say? Just all right?
I just saved that bunch of seconds. Yeah, and that's the reason why we haven't been back to the moon
All right, because your PC has taken all the resources from NASA
True but that you can get a forty seven point three. Yeah, you guys see project on Mary
No, I want to go watch it actually. I heard a lot about it.
Yeah, I watched it last night. It was so good. I really, really enjoyed it. Very good movie.
Yeah, I love those kind of movies.
Yeah, it's kind of like reminds me of like interstellar a little bit, but more like comedy,
I guess. It's not like pure comedy, but something more like a bit more light.
Hmm. Hello. Hello. Oh, hey.
Is it working now? I think so. Toggle mute. There we go. Boom. Okay.
Firm. Yeah, we're good. Nice. Nice. Nice to be back here, gentlemen.
Hmm. Did you see
Lobos I did yeah, I loved it. I once saw last night. It's so good. Nice. Is your name backwards?
Yeah, April Fool's gotta go in your settings. Oh
But where do you want the real estate it's bottom right of the settings oh
I'll just leave it.
You're gonna leave this bro, you're crazy.
What do you mean?
You're fucking crazy dude.
What?
You got like four letters to read backwards.
Well yeah but the entire game bro, it's flipped.
It's not just the name.
The whole game, oh yeah.
Everything is flipped man.
I'll keep it like this.
I don't even see it in the sound.
Oh, it's the screen horizontally, no I mean.
I'll join you. Let's do a...
Okay, join me. I'm not turning it off right now.
Oh yeah, me neither.
Alright.
Uhhh...
You always jump in this game? I can't remember, it's so slow.
Yeah!
I think...
Good.
Well, where are we going guys?
Are we going to ass?
A good old ass?
Oh, I had some ass warm up?
Yeah, let's go.
I don't remember how to do buttons.
How do you move stuff in this?
Yeah, I don't remember either.
Oh yeah, so I heard apparently there's like a dedicated utility slot now.
You got like a fifth slot for like a flash slot or a...
Whatever you want.
How do you dance?
One.
One of these dance.
Oh my gosh.
this goes
didn't usually like do the Lord Ice Cream before?
yeah, did a big lag before
listen, the only thing I remember is we find beehives
feels good to be back
did it taste a little bit?
Oh my god
Oh boy, hey, you got him
This is all you and you he remembers right he said he remembers
Oh my god, if I got this, check this out.
OK.
All right.
No!
Wait!
No!
I don't need it!
Ah, Lobos is fucking better already.
Lobos!
I'm not dead.
What are we doing?
Oh, Jesus.
Oh my god.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
They almost fucking killed me, bro.
I was like one fucking hit away from dead.
Dude, everybody's gonna be fucking dead out there.
Oh, hey, sorry.
I'll bring it back up.
Coming back up.
Yeah, yeah, I'm coming up.
I'm almost dead by the way. I was like,
it's Tray dead. Oh my God.
I'm sorry.
It's dead. Okay. That's great. Yeah, me too.
I got a key.
Yeah.
It's a spoiler.
All spiders.
It's dark.
They just got an ostrich thing.
No, ostrich.
Oh, oh yeah. Outside there was a new one.
Hmm.
I got a hairdryer.
Oh, it's dead on.
Yeah, he doesn't seem that close.
Oh, oh.
Yeah, he doesn't seem that close at least.
I got a key.
Into the caves.
another stop sign
something new
yes
can you grab it
i'm rocking the baby
I
Don't know if you should have done that dude. What was your hit the baby?
I'm leaving. Oh my god. Oh god
I'll take a good start.
That's how'd you die?
Yeah, I can like barely hear you, I remember dead.
I do that thing is camping the fucking way
let's go beat his ass
I
Was camping did you get to be happy the be like this? Well, it's on the outside, okay
It's okay guys, it's a warm up
Did you know that in any did that exist before I saw it like once
And I think you like grab it and you like rock the baby. Oh
To keep to keep him happy
You shouldn't hit it you shouldn't whack it with the top side
All right, you know what clearly the ass is too much for us, so let's go to the experimentation a
Little baby
Oh, I felt the, the low.
Yeah, same.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Wee!
What's that?
It's a baby map, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's the...
Ultra baby.
Yeah, there's no way we die.
It's on the easiest map in the game, right?
Absolutely not.
The music's nice.
Dead-un.
Ah, damn it! Dude, I keep wanting to interact with that. God fucking.
Really enough it hasn't been bothering me. Maybe I just played this game too much or something. It's like used to it.
Oh, one of these axles. There's another one in there too.
Locker room, dust pan.
Got an egg beater.
Oh wait, just get that out!
Oh, you can get on that organic flashlight, Tom.
Yeah, yeah, you got a biolite.
Yeah.
Seems pretty empty in here.
How is this, this is like everything.
Can you grab that?
Thank you.
Oh, we can go this way.
Let's drop our stuff by the front.
I'm gonna leave it outside.
Oh, there's a guy over there.
Lobos?
Hello?
Oh, hi.
Did you guys go on the side entrance before?
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fire escapes over here.
Oh.
Alright, alright.
You go get the bolt.
Get the bolt, buddy.
Show me how it's done.
What's done?
Oh, I did it.
I made it.
Yeah, you just got to come back.
Yeah, now you got to get back, right?
Oh, it's that easy.
It's that easy.
Damn, he's good.
What is this?
of
the
of this to fire exit
to
the
of the
Oh, damn, there's a laser pointer with a hundred in there.
We've got to get in.
How well we get you want to go buy a lock picker?
We can go get it.
Is that you think the strats still works?
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Easy.
All right, I'm going to buy the lock picker.
I wonder if there's any like new items in the store.
I think we can afford the lock picker.
Oh, there's like a...
Oh right, no, the map was there before, um, store.
Or anything else that's new, weed killer, belt bag, uh, lock.
Oh, you can buy a fridge.
No, get the lock, Victor, bro!
Yeah, no, no, no, I'm not...
Don't worry, don't worry.
There's a mapper tool.
I'm gonna buy one of those.
I'm kinda curious what it does.
This guy, as soon as he hears the refrigerator, goes crazy.
The pro flashlight was zero?
Wait, what?
Oh!
Wait, what?
What?
Oh, I guess it's bugged.
Hello?
You get the lock picker?
Yeah, it's on the right side.
I was balking here.
Alright, let's go, uh, hey, where are you going in?
A fire escape.
Is that the right way?
I'll be honest, I just thought I had an act like I knew where it was.
Yeah, I think it's over here.
Where the fuck is it?
I think it's over here.
Really? Is it not up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, unless maybe there's two fire escapes.
Where the fuck does that go then?
Uh, nowhere. I don't know if the ladder was normally there.
Where are we?
It's in here, buddy.
Okay.
Alright.
Grab it.
That's all you told me about.
Go on.
Take it.
Let me just get right in your ass.
You see it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's right there.
It's just getting there.
I'm trying.
in them. 30 seconds.
This thing is so fucking slow.
Yeah, it really is.
Kind of curious if there's anything
across here.
Oh, oh, there's a blob.
It's open!
Nice.
Okay, I got the laser pointer.
Let's see, is there anything else?
Oh, is that a dead end up there?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Yeah, let's get out of here.
I think they're waiting for us.
Wee!
It's getting dark!
I hope Welcome to the Game 3 comes out man.
Soonish, Welcome to the Game 3 is so much fun.
Hello!
Woohoo!
Hello!
I guess we'll back.
Yeah, we got a... the laser pointer.
Ooh, nice.
Damn, Trace, type enough of storm on that computer.
Yeah!
Four to seven, baby, that's right.
It's fuckin' eight, dude.
Dude, that's a pretty big haul. 340 bucks?
Yeah, I think we got the haul. I think we got the haul.
nice yeah there's nothing about three seven
oh wait what the heck
Tray is the laziest employee
laziest what the f***
you know what many people have been saying this
I don't know, I guess it reset at some point.
It said Trey was boss though, I think.
There's still a boss.
There can be only one maybe.
So Marsh got reworked, but it's Eclipse right now.
I don't know like because some of the moons are hidden right or like you can't they're
not like in the list right I'm not sure I don't even remember we're gonna add a
I guess this is the one with the bridges, right?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, let me grab the lock, the Gertrude. Good idea.
Good idea.
Although it actually adds weight when it's on your utility belt still, but...
It's kind of pretty...
I'm surprised they didn't break the bridge, actually.
I'm going to go this way instead.
I assume the side entrance is still over here?
Looks like it.
Oh, oh, we need some flashlights, dude.
Clownhorn.
Oh, this is for Trey.
Oh, I got one too.
Wait, I think we got all Clownhorn tr- oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
health risk.
I think we got the all Clownhorn seed.
We did!
clown horns! I don't know if I can go through there. Hello? Oh! I'm opening this locked
door that leads to the fire exit. I don't know how close you guys are. I'm gonna go put
these clown horns back home. I think. Oh, they weigh zero as well. That's actually super
good. Yeah, I think we're going to play Subliminal after Lethal Company. We're probably just going
be playing lethal company for like an hour or two until Lobos has to go
because I think I think Trey has to go in like a little while as well and then
yeah I think we're gonna do subliminal after that I don't know if we're gonna
do any re9 today maybe um yeah I don't know we'll see how I feel maybe we'll do
re9 but I honestly I kind of need a break from re9 chat maybe I'm gonna end up
missing out on potentially getting a record or something but I don't know
I don't really care that much anymore.
I just, I just want to have fun and play something that doesn't piss me the fuck off.
Hello?
Guys?
Why do I feel like everyone's, dude what the fuck is this door, bro?
Just unlock this to just... it doesn't even go anywhere.
Come back to DS2 or Bioshock and... we'll see about that.
I feel like everyone's dead.
I really hope everyone's not dead.
Guys?
I hear nothing.
Oh!
Oh, hey!
I thought you guys were all dead for a sec.
Yeah, I understand.
Yeah, we got the all-clown-hoard seed.
It's because you're here, buddy.
Yeah.
It's like a full of clown horns.
It's nice, and they don't even weigh anything.
Oh, I guess Ayn just put some clown horns in too. Honestly, we should probably just, or no, Lobos did.
Maybe we just leave? Yeah, I think. We got like 11 clown horns.
Guess we could. Yeah, it's a pretty good haul, I'd say.
Did you lose like money if you don't recover somebody's body?
Mmm. Oh.
uh... it's just money that you already have bright
has been really happy that we don't have
no way for him to go first
truly this thing is going to break on the right
uh...
eleven octagon policy it's so many
and uh...
There's still a lot of stuff, but I saw Ayn died as I get into the car.
Yeah.
I was thinking we could just go back and we got like 700 bucks here, maybe just get some
extra days.
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
It smells good.
Bring Ayn back.
The car, right?
Right?
The car?
Oh yeah, your favorite.
All right.
They probably made it better than the other two drives.
Sure, man.
Yeah.
Yeah
Are you still inverted or flipped I turn it off in this rock
Yeah
It's a trade. Let me just say you guys you guys are welcome
All right, because there's this gig of spider coming out after all of you, but I sacrifice yourself
I took it down. All right one on one. Well, I fell in the process, but
Did you actually kill it?
How'd you kill it?
What is that? Where do you go?
Pure grit and determination.
Yeah.
Uh, yeah.
Hey, have you seen Gasolv go against the Balrog? It was basically the same thing.
You know, wait, where is it that we...
A company building.
Company?
Route Trump.
Trump.
Yeah, Trump.
Yeah, absolutely.
Oh, yeah, landing.
Gordion.
Do you want to just sell it all?
I think we just sell it all, right?
Yeah, just sell it all.
It's fun. Yeah.
We're not going like high quota.
Unless.
Oh, should I grab it from there?
There's something really cozy about this company.
True. Yeah.
Is he leaving?
He's leaving.
damn 8 and a 36 pretty rich oh yeah what is this you're in deep access file
Sigurd that's a new original right? Yeah, I think so
The zap gun it's 80% off
No, we got a safe for the car. Well, we can buy how much is the car?
500
800
The car is oh, it's 10% off 333 you want to buy it? Yo
Cruisers coming
Yeah, maybe we get a disco ball. That's totally worth it, right? Absolutely. That one's up there.
How do we activate it? The light switch?
Oh, yeah. Holy shit.
Oh, yeah.
We should probably get some flashlights, I guess.
I'll be this funny guy, I've never done one in so long, I'm like, what's the last one?
What's the last one?
Alright, some flashlights are coming, what else do we want?
Alright, did they ask me to come up with a roll for this?
uh...
why is that so much music
all right we got a bunch of shit coming guys
Yeah, yeah, yeah, one sec, one sec.
I got flashlights for everybody.
Did you get all the rest of the stuff, Tray?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it.
Did the drill get updated?
Uh, I don't know. You guys wanna go check out the drill?
Every drill?
You got flashlights for everybody?
You want one?
Alright, Ayn are you still in the car?
Oh you're in the passenger seat, passenger princess Ayn.
Alright let's go check out the drill.
You guys remember the drill?
Oh you mean the drill downstairs?
Yeah, I doubt it's been changed but maybe.
You never know.
Oh, bro! You know why I went to the other side for the fire escape? Because I have the shifted perspective thing.
Wait, I don't remember how you really jumped.
I think it's right here.
Don't tell.
I don't think anything is different.
I'm trying to crouch on there here.
I could do this.
Did they add a prone button maybe?
A lot of us here.
Wait, can you jump back up the steps maybe?
Can I jump the angle like that?
I think that's your last call here.
That one goes to Flashlight.
You know, maybe we buy a few more Flashlights.
Yeah, maybe I have the money, but as well.
Oh, I guess I should have saved some money so I could go to a planet.
Oh, that's okay.
Alright, let's grab this stuff and uh, let's get out of here.
Don't worry, Lobos, we're gonna get you, buddy.
Alright.
Alright, let's go- oh, March is clean now.
Let's go to March.
Oh shit well that's awkward I guess it's okay we'll be all right I love us
Hello, yeah, we have that hey, yeah, they got them off the board. I think the car. Yeah, true
the car
Sure, nobody will whoo. Oh, we got two hundred overtime balls. Not bad big overtime
All right, let's go to March. Oh
Apparently this map got like reworked in the new update, so March
Three firescapes then that one. Yeah, like three or four entrances
Holy Lover.
So we're all getting into the car and driving to a lake, right?
Oh, it's just swampy.
I'm sure the car is great here. Actually, this looks like swamp death.
Oh, yeah.
Careful.
Oh, wait. Oh.
Oh, there's a bridge now. Oh, this is kind of scary. You have to jump it?
You got to jump it here. Oh, no, I don't think so. Oh, you don't even have to. Yeah.
Okay.
I'm having a flat like dedicated flashlight slot is so nice down though.
I'll say.
How do you have a dedicated flash on top of it?
Oh you press tab and it puts it away in the top left.
You see it?
Oh.
Yeah, you have like a-
I do.
Yeah, you have like a dedicated slot for like utility items.
I don't think it works for this shovel though.
Oh, oh, that's so weird because it, and actually I have to drop it and pick it up again for it to go to my utility ball and put it in my hand before, right?
Uh...
Well, we got the plug. I don't think we want to pull that quite yet though.
What is that?
Oh!
Oh, there's a little sheet.
Oh, fuck.
What does that sound?
Oh, look what I found!
Oh, some beer.
Hmm, is this door locked?
Plastic fish.
It doesn't seem like there's anything there.
Oh, my nose is so itchy.
Okay.
You know, it's weird though.
Oh, what is this?
seen this before. I will say the performance of this patch seems kind of bad. I don't know
why my FPS is so fucking cooked.
I'm at like 80.
Oh yeah, I have 144.
I wonder if it's one of the mods that I downloaded that's like fucking it up.
Also, what the fuck? It's like a fucking reactor or something.
V-sync?
There's cars, what's up, there's cars in the air.
I don't know if V-sync is- oh wait, uncapped.
Maybe.
Oh, that did seem to huff a little bit.
Maybe.
right side there's nothing anywhere in this direction. I see. Hello? Can we go behind the
turn? Yeah, I've not been here. Seems like a dead end or something. Yeah. What is the
I'll put it somewhere, I'll put it like this way somewhere, I think.
No bows!
Here Benny, I can get rid of you, don't worry.
Oh sorry, it's fine.
Oh, there's also mine.
Yeah, there's a lot of shit here. There's a lot of shit here at me.
Like enemies or like items?
No, no, like loot. I think loot is the life here.
Oh shit, yeah.
There's a fire escape right up. Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
Here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna take one for the team, alright?
I've done loot before. Gandalf, Arrog, you guys get all the shit.
Alright, Trey, you get the engine.
Back you beast!
Is there another fire in the- Oh god, there's a- there's a- I don't remember what it's
called, Thumper.
I'm leaving.
Okay, so- Oh, there's a frickin' waterfall.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right, all right.
What the fuck is that?
30% off the boombox damn it's taking out my screen what the hell is this shit
get away I can advertise in some game now damn damn
It's something like tons of food in your legs here I can fall into I guess.
They don't seem that deep though, maybe you can like get a lot.
This one seems maybe kind of deep.
Actually...
Did it come here?
Well, well, well, well, there's the loot there.
I think we can go this way.
I'm jumping.
the
yeah can we let's see if they're alive
or something right yeah
oh I hear
Lobos
hello boss hello
they might have been eaten by a spider I'm not
sure I think so
or enemies near him
just get out of here
we get
it's not great, but just the scams
probably a lot of stuff left
11 odd I'd say, on Rookworth
I think we let's let's just go let's go back up it's good
buying
oh yeah we could have grabbed the the plug uh apparatus and I found it I forgot that's okay
what's this bag uh I think you can put stuff in it like flashlights and
And what the hell was that?
What the hell?
What?
Did the shelf just explode?
Did our car explode?
What?
Did the car?
Oh my god, the car.
Did it explode?
I broke that spider's ass.
I was moving great down the corner and there was like a thumper as well.
It was crazy.
You don't have to be there.
I almost got eaten by that thumper
Let's see
We can march again, or we could do something else
Val I remember about it
Let's go to Val let's go throw up
That's cool in a while. I don't know how to use this bag
I
Like stuck on my way
Can you put something in it? Oh, I can check your bag
Yeah, I don't mean I can get up with something in it
You put the key on it
Oh, what the heck it opened up for me now, it's a huge UI what like 15 slots
Yeah, it's not opening up for me now
You're dancing while holding the bag
Yeah, I think we lost our car
Wait wait, don't we get a freebie what the heck hold on
Where'd you guys park the car?
Like we didn't take it
Wait, I thought we get a freebie cruiser once. I remember that too. I thought so. Yeah, it's 370
My life savings on that car is
Valerie work or is it the same? I don't know. I often just run this way, right? Yeah, this way
There's like way more
Shrub this and stuff now. It's like we're already the same like last one. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. There's an animal
Oh, wait on there. My death lobos. I actually thought that was a monster
Well, yeah, the diamonds still in there. Oh, what are did we use the magnet on the car? Well, I think it was already
I might have used the magnet on the car, so I was thinking we're gonna use it and then
hopefully we forget to.
Oh yeah.
I clowned the car.
I think they're carnimals.
There's a bit of spot on where they're going.
Hello?
Oh, we got this one, okay.
fish. Key. Oh, a locker room. Normally pretty juicy.
Ooh.
I'm a little scared of going this deep.
D'oh!
Oh!
I just...
Oh!
Oh, oh!
Oh!
Oh, oh!
way.
Hmm.
Okay.
Well, Ayn will get the loot.
It's okay.
I was trying to fucking, I was trying to keep the baby chill.
I should have told Ayn to fucking grab the baby.
Fuck.
Oh no.
Well, Abos.
Abos.
Abos, I need you, Abos.
Abos.
I can't have you.
What's up?
How did you die, Trey?
Aang?
Ow!
Oh!
Oh, the man-eater, you said?
Yeah.
Yeah, I see.
Aang?
Aang!
Oh, Aang.
Wait, what killed you, Aang?
I was watching like this.
Why did your voice...
What happened?
What?
What do you mean?
Somebody's getting eaten?
Is my mic messed up or something?
Trey!
Trey, are you...
Can you...
Does this sound normal?
Yeah, yeah, this sounds...
Yeah, there's so much more.
It just sounds like you're just ingested so much helium.
Oh really?
And like your voice, it's like you're one of those like helium balloon things.
What the fuck?
It's all done.
What the fuck?
Oh, Lobos.
You sound like you're like, you sound like you're clothed, and I'm like...
That's so weird.
What if I, what about now? Still?
No, it's still...
I like how Charlie was just like talking to you normally, by the way, about saying anything, and he was like...
I was just thinking like, if you like this shit show, or this shit show.
maybe this is April Fool's thing like part of the patch
yeah you like it
what the fuck is that sound
you sound like you're about to sell me like the latest shit coin
oh it's a little bit just gonna get these straight
nice
I think if he goes outside, we should call the ship. He probably knows that we're all dead, but
What is that like
Oh, he's found my body
I don't know, I wasn't looking.
Dude, the fucking, like, you showed up as I was trying to kill the loot bug, but then
the baby was crying, so I tried to grab the baby.
Let's call the ship to leave early, so he knows.
I think.
Oh, I forgot they're gonna be stuff outside.
I should grab some of the stuff there, but...
Maybe I can give them some time.
Who knows?
I don't...
I don't know.
No!
Sheep.
I mean, I think he'll just realize this with me.
Oh my god, what the fuck is that?
Oh my god!
What was that?
I don't know.
It was just a pig, Lobo.
It was a normal pig.
Got it.
Wait, Lobo's is super deep now.
What the fuck?
What?
Lobo's actually south super deep.
It's so weird.
Oh, this was high-pitched.
It's so weird.
I don't know.
Oh, this was high-pitched for me.
Yeah, I think it's fixed now, fixed.
Yeah, that's so weird, that must be a set.
That's why I crammed up this on this one.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, damn.
Well, we got one day left, 234 quota.
I mean, we could do it, right?
Should be all right.
I'm kind of afraid.
Not a big deal.
Do you want to do Valogans?
Oh, 234.
Let's just send it.
I just got a lot of names.
Is there any other map we didn't do yet?
There's a couple others, I think.
There's Stormy right now.
Offense is...
Do you want to do Stormy Offense?
Of course.
Let's get the parts to store our stuff.
Stormy is so much fun.
I love it, yeah.
Oh, there's Stormy like the worst one.
We have to go Eclipse instead of Stormy.
what
what was that
what was that tape with the
doors real close and the snow
um
dying? I think
well there's also typing
with the giant staircase
yeah and that one was
on my uh
I don't remember
quicksand or lightning
lightning
no matter what
I don't know if there's quicksand see though.
I don't remember.
I think that's flooded.
Is anybody else's lethal coming backwards?
It's like an April Fool's joke, I think.
You have to find those stairs all the way to the top.
Yeah, that's tight, right?
I think.
Oh, that's tight though.
We're gonna drop it all the way down, yeah.
Yeah, there'd be like 17 finals at the bottom.
There's like a hidden like giga map that's even more I think cause like 1200 to go there or something
Whoa, I don't I didn't never really got to that one that much though. I don't remember what it's called
So many minds yeah true I want to get some mansion. Yeah mansion sick
No, we're going fast!
Holy...
Sure, there's no monster waiting for us.
What's that?
Oh my god, so...
You got it? Nice.
Where?
A classic bed.
Oh, okay.
Oh, there's a key door back here. I'm opening it.
Okay.
Oh, we found the fire exit.
Yeah, no worries.
It's locked as well.
Oh, it is.
Shucks.
Alright, well, explore the mines.
Just like home.
Oh, god.
Oh fuck me man, the fucking headless dog.
Oh my god. Are you looking at it?
No, I'm not looking at it. Ah, now I am.
Okay, alright, I'll look at it. You grab that loot. There's some loot there.
Okay, I got the one piece.
The one piece?
Oh, there's like an excessive D5 engine on. There's like a ton of loot here. Hold on.
Oh, there's so much of it actually.
Oh, fuck here.
We need people. We need more hands.
Hello?
Hey guys, we're in the mines.
We got the hand-matchers.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got a, uh, we got a coil, though.
Yeah, walk up, walk up.
Alright, and you look at the, you look at it for a sec, alright?
Hold on, let me just move stuff here.
Okay, sure.
Alright.
He's chasing me?
Oh my gosh!
Oh my goodness, look at these people.
We've got to coil ahead.
I'm looking at it.
Okay, I'm moving by.
There you go, these are on first.
There's three or four pieces here.
Can you even fit through that?
Are there any small pieces?
I've got it.
You can move it around to the left.
I've got it.
You can go to the left and you can do another path.
I'm grabbing bottles and moving.
I'm stuck.
Alright, wait here.
What do you have on here?
Just the engine.
I'll be drawing that.
I'll give you the fish and this.
And uh, yeah, you can go off on my way out, don't worry, just remember to talk to Bobby.
Uh...
Alright, I'm gonna go around.
Sure.
Don't forget, don't forget me!
Don't forget me!
Aina!
Alright, we're leaving, good luck!
Hey, what is this?
Like, like, so many trollpots out of store.
Oh, fuck.
You're right.
God, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh my god.
The control pad probably isn't metal though.
Wait.
Is your fucking key?
It is.
I'll be trying.
You're your worst demon!
What?
No, that ain't me!
Alright, I'm going outside.
doing great Lobos going good so far
oh the control pad is metal it actually
gives you like a warning now which is
nice Lobos oh my god
He's okay.
I'm jumping off my legs.
I'm floating. Watch out.
We got 109 bucks in here.
You got your stuff.
Yeah, this or bottles. I didn't take the bottles. I don't think they're metal, but yeah
Big thing we have two sixteen in the capping and like one more item
The fucking lightning turned on the disco ball
Is there another flashlight somewhere?
Uh, I think we may be out of flashlights.
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh, we have enough for a photo now.
Uh, fruit?
Fruit?
It's ain't okay.
Do we go for mobile?
I don't know, man.
I'm not feeling too good about going deeper.
I think we're in instead again.
Yeah, dude, it's not moving, man.
I saw it say no signal before, so I thought it would change how it looks.
Yeah, no, it's fine. Let's get the fuck out of here.
Good work, gentlemen.
I'll make it one of these days.
Oh yeah.
Alright.
It's at the comp.
What? Yeah. Is this your hand or not it is?
Oh, are we selling it?
Is it open?
Selling what?
Yeah, is the thing open?
Oh, oh.
Man, that car!
Yeah, that's okay.
We'll get another car.
I'm gonna see if it's on for some reason freebie now.
Yeah, maybe
No, maybe change there's someone it's weird cuz I do remember there was wait a minute place one
Bro extension ladder is free right now. I think it's a bug that it says zero. I could be wrong
It is 50% off though. Okay. Oh
You buy one. I'll try one
Should we buy more flashlights or should we save up to go to like a big
How much was rent or like dying point? I guess we can see yeah, I think dine is like 600
Oh rend is 550 and oh there you go. Dine is 600 yeah, okay, and Titan was like 800 or something? Yeah, something like that
I'm good without flashlights. Alright, let's get out of here. Yeah, I can't see anyway
Yeah
Can't see what you're doing monitors off
So we've seen one of the new monsters I think the thing that eight lobos
That and the the like ostrich thing oh ostrich yeah, I don't
Alright, let's see, where can we go?
Let's do ass again.
I like ass.
Yeah, ass is great.
Can you do the skip stab early jump?
Probably.
Oh, and we got a we got a hive
Oh
I'm gonna go to the fire skid. Oh me too. Have a key. Oh nice
I love the music in this game.
So comfy.
How does it have like Minecraft music?
Don't you think so, Chad?
Can you? Hmm.
Yeah, me. No, okay.
Uh, nothing down here.
Gotcha. Got a control pad.
Nice.
up here brush
we'll reach today
well, it's on main, and there's a blob
okay, well, blob's chill
blob, blob already though
come on, it's coming in here
I mean, better than a coil head or something
there's a lot of ideas for that room at least
Oh, there's a thumber. Oh, god. Oh, fucksakes. Oh, god.
Oh, what the f-
Oh, it's a thumber. Yeah.
I'm a blo- blobs coming in.
I don't know.
Can I use stairs?
Probably.
I think I can't do it.
Does it know?
Oh, oh no.
Oh no.
I'm going to mad.
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Oh my god!
Oh, fucking hell, somebody's dead out here.
No! How did that happen?
You got electrocuted.
Oh, I thought that was you!
Oh, okay. I'll get the corpse.
Yeah, it's just saying. Don't worry, I'm not dead.
Yeah, that's fine.
Okay, one second.
Got the apparatus.
bad or they want to go to one of the big maps again
am I done playing re9 yeah I'm done forever uninstalled the game at capcom
actually banned me from playing re9 anymore oh fuck is that the panther oh
fuck it is
Oh!
Trace it.
I got everybody's fucking dead.
Oh my god, I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
Eh, see ya loser.
Oh wait, the beehive.
Wait, where's the beehive?
Nice.
Alright, well, you know, not our greatest haul, but...
Yeah, I guess we're gonna lose a lot of money. It's okay. They know the
nature of life. That's why I swear it was more expensive.
There's random, right? Yeah, I think it's just random.
Is it? How much is this one?
Not much. It was like 40 to 80 years ago.
I don't know how bad it may be.
Well, the dog literally came out of nowhere. I have no idea where it was.
Good back to March.
You need to show me where Maine is, because I don't know where Maine is.
I think it's just like straight out.
Ship.
Yeah, see that like light?
Oh yeah.
That's mine over there.
A water?
Oh.
Ah, here's a bridge.
Okay, this bridge.
Oh.
Oh my god, there's a lot of turrets.
No way.
What is that?
I think it's eating Ayn right now.
Is it eating Ayn?
I pulled him up through the ceiling.
God wait, where oh wait what?
And it's like
Mine?
I hope everybody's OK.
It's okay.
Hello?
I'm trying to find a way to the turret now.
Gotcha.
Oh my fucking god, what is this?
Oh my fucking god.
I'm trying to find a way to destroy this house.
There is a path here, but there's so many turrets, dude.
I saw like six turrets.
Okay.
I'm going to check this way.
Oh, I guess so, yeah.
No, I don't think you need it, okay.
Is this the apparatus room?
Oh yeah, apparatus is in here.
uh like down the big long hallway yeah yeah
seems like it's just that brat as though i don't really remember the way out of here
it's kind of close though oh never mind i got it um
oh well if you should grab me up
Yeah.
Is there anything in the sliders?
Is there anything else to check except for the path you were talking about?
Yeah.
Well, we could go to Fire State.
True.
We could grab Big Bolt, and maybe apparatus, and then bring stuff back.
Sounds good.
of the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
I think so.
Yeah.
Oh, I dropped the Easter egg, that could have been bad.
Let's see, is Trey okay?
Oh, yeah, he's...
What does that sound?
I don't know.
Trey is nearby, though.
Oh, I see him.
He's got bees!
Oh!
Hell yeah!
Very nice.
Uh, are we leaving?
Oh!
We could check one of the other fire exits, maybe.
I just don't know where they are.
Oh yeah.
Did you put Ayn in the freaking cabinet?
Oh my god.
Now I want to...
Uh, there were some keys I found, but I left them on the ground to make space for other
space for other stuff. We have the lock picker though, right here.
Oh true. Yeah. Yeah, you make a way. Yeah, let's go.
Sorry, Ian.
The bees are roaming there though, but surely it's fine.
Oh. Yeah, it's always fine.
It is very unalong this wall here though, but...
Did I just skip up?
Oh, it's this spot.
It's looking.
Yeah.
Well, at least I don't see the bees.
Oh, did you have a look?
Dude, what?
I didn't look, did you?
It's on your tab, right?
Oh god, I hear the bees.
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
Nice.
That is okay.
Wait.
Oh, steam wick.
Yeah, it's a bit foggy.
I see spiders.
slow and steady.
and before dead end.
yeah, it's an empty room.
shut up
I see spiders.
I see
Oh god guys, I don't know if this is here
Hmm
Yeah
Oh god
BAM!
Bannanakis jumps my ass or whatever it was.
Welcome back.
Yeah, thanks.
It's good to be here with you buddy.
Yep, likewise.
Hello? I've been waiting for a little bit.
Seems safe.
I was wondering when you'd show up.
Oh, no.
Uh, let's all, let's, let's, let's call the shit to leave.
Uh, I'm sorry, he'll probably realize.
Uh, that trailer looks big dead.
Oh, there's bees! Oh, Jesus.
Ha ha ha!
Uh, this also looks big dead.
Welp!
Alright, take it off.
Nice.
Ha!
Sorry.
Hopefully nobody's actually alive and just faking it.
Did I just say, I totally forgot!
I totally forgot about the ceiling trash, this bike crash,
And I saw this like red light and I walked up to it just to see what it was and it hits the car
Well, nothing takes off tonight's clothes
Well made a little bit
All right, how was I lazy I literally died
It's the laziest oh dude wait there's a B suit
What?
Oh, okay.
Well, we can't afford it.
I'm buying us a Goldfish.
I need a Goldfish.
Let's put our Goldfish next to them.
Are they one of those things?
It's a bee.
I don't know.
Alright.
Yep.
Hey.
I'm cleaning up.
Hey.
I'm cleaning up.
Hey now.
I'll go to Adam.
How are we? Does it end everything now or do you still need a robot for that?
Uh, I don't know.
Good question.
C-150A, but I know the apparatus is...
Yeah
I will survive
Mm-hmm
Wait, I thought there was a bridge over it's over to the left. Oh wait, I remember Adam and snow. Okay. Yeah
I think this thing breaks though if you like
down he goes
Oh!
laser pointer
laser pointer?
oooh nice!
there is a steam leak somewhere
coming to my raid tonight?
something new? like a monster?
what is this shit?
Oh
I saw that before once in the in the mines. It's like a if you walk on the plant it says
It's like dangerous or something
My god, it's so dark
Oh
I don't know if I want to go through that.
Woo!
Oh this is so heavy though.
Where is the way?
Not this way.
I found a cash register.
Spend it, spend it, spend it, spend it.
Okay, I'm coming.
I think I found the way out.
Yeah.
I got a cash register.
Oh, kid!
You did everything!
Who boxed the stuns, though?
Oh, yeah, you just... he's vibing.
Nice.
We're here.
Amazing.
I'm going to drop this here near oh wait the blob is like camping the door now sure
Pounds what are you doing?
Oh my god
I died to the blob and trace any time to like a kraken or something. No, no, no, what's that the
sneaky
What do we got like I'll say goodbye to the goldfish guys
No, we're out of days, so yeah.
We're out of days?
How much of a goldfish cost?
Maybe we can sell it.
Do I just eject this?
Yeah, I'm ejecting it.
It is sadder.
Oh, can you do it if you're not the host?
Can you eject?
It's dead confirmed, so we'll see.
Maybe not, though.
You might have to.
Wow.
Goodbye, guys.
Let's see.
11 days on the ground.
22 deaths.
120k steps, wow.
Very nice.
Welcome to your first day on the job
We could try to do like one or two more quotas if you guys want
All right
Remember the mechanics
We'll get a good three days and we're gonna we're gonna go to one of the expensive moons, right?
Oh, yeah
Great great asset I
Missed that
Oh god
How much is it worth oh 90 I can handle this one if you want
All right, yeah, yeah, you guys yeah, don't worry. I got this
Okay, hold on
Yeah, let's see how do I want to do this
oh shoot didn't drop it on the ship
let's try this again yeah but then they're gonna be like well they're
good oh I guess
Dude it's not going on the ship!
Oh this is not good.
I got a little hurt.
Okay let me grab the bees, I'll run them around, and then you just plop it and get
out of there and I'll bring them back to the hive.
Okay, sure.
Okay, alright, I'm grabbing bees. Here we go.
Oh, they got off me, they got off me.
Oh, I think, I think we're good, I think we're good.
We're good. Uh, well, no, no, no, they're pissed.
Oh, Lobos.
Oh, fuck Lobos.
Lobos!
Go to the hive! Go to the hive, Lobos!
Go to the hive!
Right, I think you're good, I think you're good.
Are you alive?
You're alive. Okay. Nice. All right, we got it. We did it. We're good. Good job, buddy
Yeah, yeah same
Oh!
What was that?
Did I kick the soccer ball, Max?
Hello?
Where are you?
You're finding a lot of stuff.
In?
N?
Alright, I'm gonna make this jump.
I don't know if anybody went down this way yet.
Doesn't look like it.
Ooh, oh!
Oh, it's two handers though.
Not great.
There's one here.
There's one on the right of the England.
So...
I actually got a good amount of loot here.
A large axle.
Well, where'd the bottles go?
I guess they took them.
Is there anything else in here?
Oh, we're in here.
This is a good place.
I don't know if Trey was already in here.
This is kind of scary though.
Oh!
It's fine.
I don't know if I want to hear it, no.
God, it's so fucking dark.
is munching.
I don't know what's making that sound, but I don't fucking like it.
Screams.
I need to find my way back.
I think we're close.
I think it's by the mine.
Oh
Guys oh
Fucking hell get me out of here
Whoo, buddy. I'm okay. That was terrifying. Holy you made it. Oh
One of the head grabbers almost fell on me
We'll call him for you.
He was like a centimeter away.
We all survived!
Yeah!
We actually got a good amount of loot this time.
Yeah, we did, yeah.
Hello?
Y'all needing to help?
I was trying to jump up the to find the fire escape and then broke my legs
What is that? What's that noise? Yeah, that's the beast.
Oh, that's trade, just typing away.
Holy shit, try it, Jesus.
Oh my god.
Alright, I'm taking this off.
Yeah, make sure to grab the bees.
I'll give you that.
It's almost 500 bucks, I think we got. It's pretty good.
Oh.
I get the bees
Yeah
This is what we can accomplish when we truly burn
nice together
Destroy you
Why this race so lazy 629 yeah
Yeah, down.
Down.
That's pretty good.
Oh.
Lol.
I got an extra key here.
Just made one.
It's fun.
Nice.
Okay.
Oh my god.
That's sick.
Holy.
He's walking here.
Right that's sick.
Okay.
You don't need to take your carrots.
You can just like get some.
Step into it, baby.
Oh.
That's sick.
Okay.
You don't need to take your carrots.
You can just like get some.
Step into it, baby.
Hey!
Bro, this shit is kinda like clucked out and destroyed the ship or something.
Kill one of us?
Kinda hope not.
I think we just keep up the ass.
Yeah, ass is treating us pretty well.
Ass is good for you.
Yeah.
He's not still working on these.
It's not.
I bought those flashlights, by the way.
I figured I might as well just spend this, spend our money,
since we might lose if we die.
Oh shit, did he do the job?
you do the job did the job did the job
yeah
change
all right I'm gonna wait for the flashlights
yeah I got one
I don't remember where they come over here
I think it's like up to the top left
we got this ramp here
ah that's yeah that makes sense
sun looks nice today
Taking the sweet time. Sure is.
Oh, there he goes.
Oh, baby flashlights. Yeah.
Better than nothing.
They're only 7-Eves.
Oh, nice.
But okay, I think I can handle these all right. Thank you. Thank you
Dude, why doesn't the bees fucking go like I'm I can't they drop it on let's get off of me
Oh, they add weights to your- to your- oh my god, there's another one trying to- oh fucksake.
Oh, they left, okay. Alright, let's try to get these bees. Oh my god, there's more!
Oh gosh, we're fine.
The most fucked up thing is like, if you- oh no.
I don't know if it's safe for me to go inside right now.
It might kill me.
What?
Did that hurt me?
Oh, near activity detected?
Oh no.
What's up trance?
Uh, okay, I think it's fine, guys.
Is there anything else up there?
Uh, Tray, yeah, there's like a path to the right up there.
I don't know.
Okay.
We have a key to we could try but like straight with that way. I think okay
Oh, no, I'm dead. Oh, I'm fucking dead dude
I'm sorry, buddy!
It's okay.
I got you, buddy!
I got you!
Oh god, I'm gonna die here!
Help!
Okay, hopefully...
We have a lot of money right now, hopefully we make it.
They're launching a rocket to the moon.
Why the fuck does it like show on my inventory here, it's so weird.
Oh, I-
It's going around, I mean, I don't know, Trance, I didn't even know that was, I didn't even
know that was the thing.
Yeah, I'm a full-time lethal company streamer, true.
Man, this guy, I love this game, though. It's so much fun.
What? Oh my God. Wait.
Did I just?
You look at the torch.
Oh, I wonder if.
I wonder if one of the torches was like on my body
because it was in my pocket.
My like utility pouch.
Oh, no.
This is bad.
He is.
I got the cheese for you guys if you want to take it.
I'll take corpse.
Aww.
Lobos is springing to be home.
Yep, really good call.
Yeah
You got a good amount of like get the flashlight into your
Toolbag thing for what tab because it's so showing in my inventory
Do you you don't see one on your tab? I do see one on my tab, but I also see one of my inventory
Well, then you have to oh wait really?
Yeah, that happened to me earlier too. Oh god. What's up?
Yeah, I forget to do this.
Oh yeah!
Oh shit, yeah, you're right.
My screen's gonna be spotless this year.
Oh.
I thought you were a mimic for a second.
I was like, what?
Alright, not bad, not bad.
Okay, we good?
Yeah, yeah. Alright, hold on.
Get the bees.
Bees.
Bees got it.
Ninety-five!
Hey man.
I wonder how much we got, like, four hundred?
Ooh, nice. Five hundred.
Yeah, we're doing good. We almost got like, we have over a thousand right now.
Yeah, I gotta bring a shovel along for those, huh?
Yeah, true.
Oh, yeah, what killed you?
Uh, it was like the base hugger or whatever.
Oh, man, yeah.
go to Adamence do one more day and then we should be able to go to like Titan or we could
even go to the super I can't remember what it's called like I don't know there's one
giga plan yeah it's like even more expensive but I can't remember what it's called I think
it's actually like in the note for the name of the planet is in the house down
here oh yeah it was like v7 something but it's locked no no you can see it I
looked at it it's six eight art oh art right well what is that meant to be
Artifice. Yeah, that's what it is.
Ah, Artifice.
Wait, is that the robots?
Yeah, that's the one where the robots will spawn right back.
They're making robots, dude.
Oh, I should have grabbed a flashlight.
Woohoo!
I got a cash register!
Holy!
Found it all, buddy!
Oh, toilet. Oh, hello.
Yeah, there's a far exit there.
A what?
There's a far exit.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
I need to take a room up here.
Yeah, I think it's in the pleasure case.
Great room.
I can't see.
What?
I pulled Jag.
Was this a locker room?
Empty locker room.
Oh wait, not empty, never mind.
What does that sound?
You're like, pinging or something.
The fuckin thing is still on my head.
Yeah this is the beta update.
I think it's like, I think if you follow me, I think it's this way.
or maybe I'm just lost at this point I'm not sure
I think it's in the correct of the picture with this this way
On this way
This is going to be cool here
Yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right, right now. I think
No, not no, it's like this special more or it's here. Yes
I'm gonna check that out.
How is that?
Oh, classic.
Classic, Enron.
Oh.
I don't know if I want to go that way.
I don't want to be too risky because we do actually have a lot of money already in the ship.
Okay, I fucked that, dude.
I don't think I want to mess with this.
I don't need to use this, but whatever.
I don't want to go around.
Uh, okay. Let's go back.
Am I getting lost again?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, at this point.
Oh, they got everything.
What map are we on? Oh yeah, Atomance.
Oh no, no.
oh no no no no no no fuck sakes guys I'm gonna get eaten I think oh Jesus
oh drop the shit drop the shit get the fuck away from me you freaks
They're not dead, are they?
No, they're okay.
Okay, they're all okay, actually.
How'd they stole the loot?
Oh god, there's a fucking robot right there Yeah, he's full my toilet paper and my bell
fuck that
oh wait i can't even steal that
oh i felt that
oh
steal it from him
oh i see him
that's not good
oh i understood right
yeah he's dead
There's like toilet paper?
Yeah, there were... oh you got the bell. Okay, that's good.
There's also a robot like literally right here.
Oh really? Yeah, you both tried that.
You finally hit him. You sound like you're all healing him up.
Oh, healing him again.
I don't know, I mean he must have dropped it somewhere.
Oh, they're not regarding it. It's a messenger.
It's here, it's here, it's here. Oh, there's other stuff too.
Yeah, I dropped some items.
Hey, come here, asshole.
Over here.
Hey, asshole, come over here.
Boom!
Shoot! Shoot!
Oh, there's a robot.
Wait, where's the- Oh.
All right, nice.
all right this is pretty good haul this is a huge haul
beautiful let's get out of here nice oh yeah did we grab the corpse I think I see him he's
here okay I don't think we have any money anyways doesn't really matter
We have stuff up in the locker again.
There we go.
An attack using the signs.
Yeah, oh yeah, we do have one stop sign.
Those guys are kind of scary to fight though.
Wow.
We have like, we have like 1700.
That is a lot.
How much does the artifice cost?
Oh, 1500? Jesus.
Yeah, that's what it says. Maybe do like Titan or something.
Yeah, let's see Titan. Big money.
Yeah, big money.
Alright, let's go to the company.
I'll go kind of like to the company there.
Alright, are we...
Are we spending everything?
Ah, I'd say we might as well just sell them to Banga.
Yeah.
I'm so really blessed that's not allowed.
It's fine.
It's immersive.
Honestly.
Yeah, no, it's okay.
It's funny though.
Is that an AT keyboard, eh?
That's that AT keyboard, eh?
The holo-fuck.
Isn't it open?
Yeah, it is open, I think.
He's... he was getting ready to put stuff on him.
Oh, okay.
Your algorithm is invaluable to the company.
Very nice. That's what you're for.
Not the beehives, too? Holy...
that it all right we got more
that everything
no
well
so the cam
that is everything
nice
actually no
there's still more
Well, you don't wait what do you mean the football in the bottle here
What is this bottle can you sell it or is it like a mall? Oh, yeah, it's a flashbang
All right, shall we buy another car
Yeah, I think so because titan is 700 and we don't but
No, we need to come up for titan cars the only way to do cars the only way to do titan
is the biggest strats you can actually yeah the weed killer you can like
sprayed in the front of the car and then like oh yeah jump the car up to the top
it's a quite a meme I think we're buying it anyways fuck it
wait I don't know if it even costs anything it says we still have 1700 after
buy them
Interesting
I will turn this car around.
All right.
Looks good.
That's just good.
Oh my god!
She's Christ!
We've got a lot of loot coming.
I think you like target somebody and then you press the button right and you can like
some of them why they're in the guys guys why is our car smoking it's
because it's all is it on oh yeah okay did we get all the items by the ship
here yeah yeah I picked that all okay I removed the key
there we go
All right, all right, Titan time.
Let's do it.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Sounds good.
Oh, we got the top corner as well.
Yeah, I figured we could save each other if we need to.
Very nice.
I remember how that works, definitely.
I think the target views are being won the third tier.
Nice.
But you don't carry any of the items, right?
True.
Yeah, it's just like to say it doesn't matter.
Triple suit.
Oh, wait. What?
Did you get that with your Twitch Prime subscription?
Alright, so Ty, here we go. Let's do it.
That doesn't even work.
That doesn't work, right? Oh, they're being...
What? Fid?
What is it playing the music?
This channel sucks. Wait, what the fuck is that?
It's like is that a cat? What is that? I think that is a cat. Yeah, it's a cat. It's a cat. I think it's like a kitten.
Is it a cat's eating the other cat?
Strike the flesh for life, that was your day, thank you for your cooperation in that struggle.
How was your day?
Thanks.
Alright, I'm bringing the shovel.
Alright guys, be quiet, be quiet.
There's already not something.
Oh my god, this fucking game.
Fucking Titan.
Yeah, it was a club site, I didn't realize.
I'm trying to get a little bit of it.
this is fucking horrible
holy shit dude
traco and hero under
oh my god fucking turrets man
This is brutal dude holy shit.
Yeah, they're both dead by the way.
Yeah, I've got it.
Yeah, they basically instantly died.
Alright, did you loot the locker room here?
I assume.
I don't think there's too much here.
I'm not going to thump her this fast.
Yeah, I see.
Oh, there's a clown horn.
I'm going to grab that at least.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think we just probably get out of here.
it's eclipse that's why there's all the fucking dogs
I
Oh
Come on.
Resta Pataki.
Press it.
Press it, dude.
Press it again.
Oh my God.
There's some items I lost.
Oh God, it's okay.
Yeah, it's a...
Jesus Christ, dude.
Holy...
I can't believe they're cooking.
I just confused them.
So good.
Oh
Well, no, I think it's because we left like we saw in step body we both
Literally
All right, it's fine this time. Yeah, it's fun this time, I think I
So it would say it would say it right on the screen
It does say it somewhere. No, it's fine. Yeah, we're fine
Love the whoopee cushion stun lock did move this
buy an item from the store to distract the dogs yeah I feel like that kind of works but
also kind of can sabotage you sometimes yeah I always like to bring a boombox with the
Don's oh, yeah, or you could you can oh, yeah, bye. Yeah, that's right. This shit coming in
I'll go for a fire. All right. I
Got a
Okay, I got a struggle here at the entrance anybody
Little bottle
Ooh, a painting.
There is a spider over here.
Yeah.
Yeah, somebody's dead.
Somebody's dead?
Oh, it's probably a, it's probably a duster.
Yeah, a plastic cane.
I know you can like kill those spiders with the shovel, but I don't know, it's...
Oh
Okay, I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Okay
Okay, we got the door, should we just take this shit out, I think there is not a renters
in our bed.
Um.
Nice and low.
Okay.
Oh, I have a rest.
I think Lobo's going that way, he'll start dropping stuff.
So lucky, what? It's all skill. Hopefully Lobo's alive.
Oh, what is that turret?
This is Kars. This is turret, turret, turret.
Did you jump across?
No, no, this is turret, turret, turret. I'm not here. I'm on turret.
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Yes.
This is kind of Kars.
Oh, we're here now. Lobos? Yeah, uh, yeah, I'm in like the big room now.
Yeah, I'm there.
I saw something. Ooh!
I'm really heavy now.
I think this is where I came in, right?
Oh, fuck off!
Oh.
No.
There's my fucking shovel!
Where's my fucking sh!
Fuck you.
Oh my god.
Oh!
You can get out of my way dude.
What the fuck is the way out, dude?
Don't remember.
Oh no.
I don't think it's this way.
This way?
I don't, I guys, I don't know, I'm going around the fucker.
I'm fucked.
I'm dropping, I'm dropping the shovel.
Oh
Good job everyone.
That was horrifying.
There was a lot going on there.
Alright.
Is this last day?
Yeah it's last day.
We can still get ops.
I'll do 59 man.
I'm gonna blow it out.
How do you move this?
There we go.
B.
There you go.
TV moved.
Beautiful.
All right.
I'm pulling.
The entity being arrested.
All right.
Do you need assistance?
If the answer is a caller, please do.
What?
Yeah.
Are you learning?
I'm learning.
The crew member is stressed.
I'm stressed.
I'm not.
I'm going to walk in and you take.
Thank you for your work.
Thank you.
See you.
I'm traveling.
Oh.
Oh
And said
Road
I'll go first.
Oh, we got the mansion.
Nice.
What's this?
Dollars.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, it's so foggy.
Yeah.
Why is it so foggy?
I don't know.
I've barely really seen anything.
Oh, there's like, oh shit.
Oh shit.
I've barely seen anything.
Oh, there's like...
Oh shit, look at this!
Oh shit.
Oh wait, what was the thing with the masks?
You could like put them on and...
Yeah, then you die.
What was that, though?
I don't think there's any like useful thing with the mask, but...
Bro, what is this fucking fog?
Yeah, why is it so fucked?
It's not you- oh god.
Yeah, they'll get lost.
Yeah, there's like a fucking sandstorm there, too.
Yeah, it's not like this before.
No?
Yeah, no one go downstairs?
No.
Dude, why is it so foggy? It's just like...
It's so weird.
They call this indoor eclipse.
Oh.
What?
I guess some new.
Hmm.
Art cloud mode.
Oh, wow.
Turn it.
Yeah, turn it on the set.
Oh.
Double Q.
Oh.
Double key.
Triple key.
Oh, I found the party room.
This is cool.
What the fuck is this?
In the greenhouse?
What is this?
No! No!
No!
Oh fuck!
Are you okay?
Guys, I think this is dead I heard in the previous
Guys
Yeah, guys. Yes, I think this is dead
Okay
Oh, oh fuck, okay. Um...
There's lots of stuff up there.
I guess at the moment.
I'm gonna go use the restroom chat.
Oh my god, girls on me!
Okay, listen, you guys go out, look at the coil head.
I'll look at the coil head, just go...
The girls on me, the girls on me, just go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Get the stuff and go! Wait!
Watch out for the turret!
Now take mine, take my flashlights!
I know where the fire escape is, I'm going to go to the fire escape.
Wait wait, it's with me up the steps, up the steps here, to the left.
Up the steps and left?
Yeah, yeah, up the steps here, like through the turret.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So long friends.
I have the girl on me.
Alright, goodbye.
Goodbye.
AHHHHHHHHH!
Oh my god, are you serious?
Oh, there's two of you?
Oh, really? Cause one wasn't enough?
Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah?
Really? Okay.
Sure.
Where the fuck? Something's sniffing, man.
Where the fuck is this shit?
Where are you?
I can't even see you, man.
I'll go with me.
If an entity has come in contact with a crew member, please refrain from meeting his company back.
If you can't pass the crew members a follow, is the entity being oppressive?
No, it's an incident.
Do you need assistance? If the answer to all of these questions is yes, you can give yourself a break.
If the crew member is stressed, strike a question like, how was your day?
Thank you for your cooperation and happy travels.
Oh boy. Oh boy.
Oh boy, Lobos.
Back up. Am I?
You're fine.
Oh my god, you actually made it out.
What?
That's crazy.
Okay.
Are you good?
Hello.
Yeah.
Hi.
Okay.
Uh, it's, yeah, it's very dangerous in there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A bit, a bit.
I don't know.
It's, it's okay.
It's fine.
Okay.
Yeah, I guess.
But it's last day.
Oh, it's tea.
What is that?
We got that.
Why, why do we?
Why do we do it now?
I guess.
Oh, it's tea.
What is that?
What are we doing now, I guess
Well, well the dogs coming with us
I don't know oh we did
368 yeah we did all the way
all right I'm back you guys make this yeah yeah we made a shit yeah nice we
He's like a cloudage too.
Yeah.
You're cute.
You're huge.
I want to go take a short break.
Just a minute.
Let's go.
Dude, that fog was so shit.
Yeah, that was so good.
The fog was very bad.
It's all set.
Beautiful.
Nice.
Well, I guess it can't be tight again, huh?
Nope.
Do we want to do another one, or I know you normally
like get off at six.
I love those stuff.
Let me see one more.
I'm down.
Whatever y'all are down for.
One, two, one more.
OK, are you good?
Yeah.
OK.
Hey!
for your cooperation and happy travel.
Maybe it's better now, I don't even remember that we can use the car we can use the car on embryon this can be perfect
Hell yes
Shit
You already going? Yeah we're going
We're fucking going
Never been so excited in my life
Oh this fucking map oh my god it's over it's so over
Oh wait I thought Artifice was this one
Oh, this is great.
Make sure it's that thing in Drive.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm season car buyer.
Let's go, Lobos.
Where we go?
Oh, it's a good way to build there.
Oh.
Can I get back in?
Hold on, hold on.
Wait, where's the main?
Hold on, hold on, slow down, slow down, slow down.
I can't get in the back for one second.
Okay, I'm in.
Yeah, we're in. Let's go.
Turn right, turn right, turn right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You see that building straight ahead?
Yeah.
Alright, let's see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're driving.
Yeah, we're good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we're good.
You're supposed to reverse?
I'm supposed to do what?
Tell them I'm going to hit something. I can't see anything.
How are you driving?
What do you mean you can't see anything?
There we go.
Right something.
Is that a building right there?
Yeah, this is a building.
We should probably rotate the car so we can dip out of here quickly.
You have to get out and push.
All right, let's uh, let's turn the car around. I'm trying. Yep. Looks good.
I already go. All right, that looks pretty good. Nice. Trajectory aligned. Perfect.
Yeah, I mean if that's it's like is that meant to be the getaway car cuz it's more like you know the fucking
Dying to get to it
Car
Oh sorry, sorry, you're waiting on these things.
No, it's okay.
It's fine.
You just have to like take the parking ticket.
We know, we know, you know.
All righty.
Very nice.
What does that sound?
No idea.
Oh, fire accident.
Where does the fire accident go?
Oh my god, there's nothing fucking here.
Guys, you good?
Oh.
Yeah, it's that end over there.
What is that, like, horn thing?
Oh
Metal sheets
Oh
Another
Oh, what a squishy boy.
What the hell is this?
Is this a devend?
Oh, looks like it.
Cool.
Locked door again.
Hey, calm down buddy.
Oh, I think Tray brought a key or something.
Oh, I think I've known this one.
I'll watch out for the wall.
Oh, wait, this is the gate.
We'll go back for now.
Understood. We've got a little bit of hope here.
Is there more stuff this way?
Uh, I didn't go too far.
Okay.
Oh, I didn't recharge my flashlight.
I think that's it.
of
the
Oh
I'm not trying to hit you.
Jesus.
Oh, this map, all right, Tray's got to take the car.
Bro, what is this map?
Look at this shit.
I stacked everything so nicely in the car and then they all started waking up.
I'm just gonna sit and wait to get away. Get away, boy.
Are they all fighting each other? What's going on?
Yeah, I don't know.
Get in the car, I'm trying.
You got this, you got this.
That's important.
Get in there, Chris!
This is a good try.
I almost got a wait-tray, almost.
Oh
All right, this time though, we got it
With no car we got it wait
No, wait
Hmm, did we get a rebutt, David?
What?
Missed a 3D.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, so one of my chess sets
for replacements of thing, can we get it?
No.
Yeah, insurance.
Oh.
Yeah, I don't know how it works.
Maybe you got rid of it in this update or something?
Yeah, it must be broken in the update or something.
Yeah, maybe we go to a different map.
Or do we want to keep trying this one?
Yeah.
This one.
I think we can do it again, we try to like once we could do it again sure let's do offense
that was that was good I think someone says you just type cruiser and you get a free replacement
Yeah, maybe they got rid of it on the update.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it wasn't anything like super specific.
Oh, I should have done the pipe jump.
I forgot.
I was gonna do it, but I'm scared of dying.
Doesn't want to die in 10 seconds anymore.
I don't want to take my record, you know?
Yep.
I just saw the hole I was like, oh, it's going in that hole right away.
dude that hole is so fucking tiny though man I don't know like I did not see it
you by the way you could have said something to me try you could have said
hey be careful I you said absolutely nothing you watched me die yep
I could have said something but I didn't
I just wanted to see if it actually happened
oh shit
Don't fly away.
I got flashlights for the crew.
So I wonder what the three new creatures are then, because I think we've seen like two
two of them maybe
i never saw it i don't know they love us and
they were saying they saw an ostrich but i didn't see the ostrich
Also, RaggedyGreg, thank you for the 30 months, Acclimate, thank you for the 33, Bainmare,
SpookyScary, thank you guys for the resubs.
Milo, Jay, Sean, thank you guys.
Hopefully they're alive.
Hello?
Hello
Are you guys in the in the caves?
This is dead end
I got flashlights for you guys.
Okay, buddy!
Thanks dad!
Alright, yeah, yeah, here we go.
Yay!
Yay! I got a key!
There's a hole!
Oh, did that jump thing!
Well, it's just a balloon thing, so...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright.
Let's see if we go out.
Oh, there's a spare flashlight.
Somebody trashed these.
Yeah, these caves are worthless.
But the other one even have anything or not?
I don't think so.
Yeah, because this was a dead end.
Well, we got some stuff here, so.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
What's this?
I don't know.
It seems like it did.
Really?
Oh, damn, okay.
Is it like a fire?
Really?
Uh...
Hmm.
Damn, what the heck?
How is there not another way?
Uh, you guys are shooting a fire escape, right?
Uh, oh, oh, no, goodbye, guys.
Bye!
This is the cave they were just in, right?
Oh wait, no.
Nobody went in this one.
Wait, what?
I'm in a different cave.
Yeah, yeah, I think you're close.
Oh, another dead end.
wall. At least I think. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's a dead end. Oh yeah. Another cave sometimes
have like little like holes you can like crouch through like water. Well there's more that
We already did that for him.
Okay, gotcha.
That's how we initially met up with you, so yeah.
Yeah, I don't know if there's anything else here.
Don't look like it.
This was the other, oh, this is nothing.
This is confusing, man.
Yeah, I don't like this map at all.
I don't know, maybe I did.
anything further this way
are these
caves
oh shit there's a spider
yeah
take this tea paddle
Okay, I'm pretty sure there's nothing there that just reconnects to the other side.
I'm like, I've got- I've went here before.
Oh my god!
I tried to jump!
Okay, oh my god, this fucking guy!
What? I just- I just thought it up!
Say, take my T-Channel!
At the right, we-
into a bottomless pit!
Holy, alright, I'm out!
Oh, this is way dead. Oh, he fell.
Oh, you can tell where my body.
Oh, no way.
Had a tray die.
Oh, dude, that's probably the fucking raptor thing.
Well, the lucky thing, you got this...
There's like a red bush out there or something, and there's like a monster came out of it or something.
Oh, what the...
Wait, maybe this wasn't dead if it showed like this.
No, he got me.
Okay.
Oh.
Hmm.
Well, I will wait.
Or will I?
Getting impatient now.
I've been worried about getting lost in this place, whatever that is, hovering around him too.
Okay, he's coming. He's coming.
Oh.
I'll be back in a sec in case you guys were wondering what it is that.
Oh, that's the sky.
I mean this might just be the little uh, what the fuck?
Oh, is it two worms?
I don't remember harpies screeches happening.
AINNNNN!
Beam bodies.
Oh, we got a frickin' teleporter!
You're right, holy graaaap, dude!
Oh, the-the-the...
There we go.
Pull down three seconds.
I thought we lost that run.
Yeah, AINNNN!
Aw.
Well, that worm's got, hmmm...
What time is it? 10?
Oh!
AIN! AIN!
Oh, God. Well, he's coming! He's coming! AIN!
Oh, man! I'm coming, man! I'm coming!
Oh, I'm fucking... I'm so heavy! I'm heavy! Please help!
Yeah, baby, please help!
I don't even know.
Ah, you got it, you got it.
You made all the way.
All right, nice.
Good job.
Oh.
Holy.
Dude.
Damn.
You'll get to carry the team, huh?
What was out there?
I saw two worms around you.
I don't even know.
I just, I just thought I was lost.
I was trying to find my way.
I couldn't see.
It was all dark.
I remember my way out there.
Damn.
Once again, we live, huh Lobos?
You and me.
Oh yeah, always.
Definitely.
Hey.
What the?
So there's some weird red bushes outside.
I was able to scan it, show them something,
and I went closely, then a monster leaped out and killed me.
So that was funny.
Wow.
What do you want to do with this?
What to know?
This AFK?
Yeah, I think this is the AFK or something.
He's done with this.
Uh, let's see.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, let's do New March.
Alright.
I'm back.
There you go, buddy.
I can get you.
Thank you, buddy.
Bro, this told me to take his T-Kettle and he jumped into a ball.
Thank you, buddy.
Bro, this told me to take his T-Channel and he jumped into a bottomless pit.
I had a meaning for it.
Well, at least he handed it off first.
True.
Oh, I'm gonna recharge.
I'm bringing this in case there's a blob.
No good idea.
I'm not really sure where I'm going here.
I think it's just like, yeah, I just, it's not a fall, this does not look right.
I think we just go through the front of the ship probably.
Yeah, I wanted to go for one of the fire escapes though.
No.
We're fun.
That's so hard to tell where you are on this map now.
It's okay Chad, it's okay.
Oh, there's a- oh, god.
The double fire exit over here.
Yeah, yeah, it's off of the turret.
Yeah, the turret's kind of annoying.
That's too far, it's not quite about nothing else.
Oh, it's not a turret.
Where is it?
Ah!
What the boombox?
Hey, Solstown, thank you for the gift at 7.
No, not in the back room.
Hello?
Hello.
Oh, there's a locker over there.
Dang it.
Oh, goodness, two keys here.
And the beautiful apparatus.
and a cup of coffee.
Oh, this is also locked.
Right?
Oh, it's broken.
Where are you guys?
I think there might be one on this shit.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Well, shit.
Not bad.
I guess I'll have to order...
Is that Lark's up?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
I thought you got pitch shifted.
I was like...
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay. I thought you got pitch shifted. I was like, who?
Alright, I guess I'm gonna grab this.
Alright, dude.
Come to me, buddy.
Okay.
You do have to worry about this turret
Yeah, you just gotta get run like out and then to the left here should be fine
Wait, oh my god, did he get brackened? Oh my fucking god
I was like, are you so quiet? Where'd all of us go?
Sorry, low boost.
What the hell am I?
Hmm.
Man's lurking.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
Oh, oh no. Oh no. It's over for me guys. No fucking way, dude! Fuck! Let me out! Stupid
Oh
Are they
Yeah, I think I saw him close to the giant. Oh, there is oh shit. He just died. Oh my fucking
He's in the water, man
My god
You see that
Yeah, unless we can go down and get it and like come back up, but I doubt it, right?
I think the fry
Okay, I think that's coming I think the giant's coming so
Oh my god, what the fuck was that?
Oh my god, are you...
Is that the raptor thing?
Yeah, the angry cat.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, he's all scratched up.
Oh my god, yeah.
Jesus.
Just staying the most angry.
and you're so bloodied just another day at the job you know yeah
how I'd be we get enough for quarter I mean not that it really matters but yeah
we could try and turn it in let's just see
Did we get an apparatus?
Oh, maybe not.
I had one, and then I drowned.
Why now? Yeah.
You know if it's possible to get that loot at the bottom?
Lots of sinks.
You might be able to jump and put it on the side of the ledge, maybe.
And then somebody else can get it, but I think you're dead.
It's so deep there.
Yeah.
But he gets so close to the door he's like to knock on you.
Open up.
Open up!
Do it!
Open up!
Do it!
Open up!
Not classic!
Did we solve this now?
Let me sell this now
Gonna be enough let's find out
Oh a trade at
I think that natural
Oh
No, I think bodies that were 15
It's just like keys are worth five, but I don't think they actually are right
Do we have any extra kids? Yeah, we got a shit ton do you have keys?
Is there a jet?
I don't know.
How many do you put?
I just do.
You're thick of flashlights too.
Yeah, no bodies are worth five each.
So technically three of us could die.
I have another one.
Well, we shouldn't get the body back unless...
Well, yeah, yeah, cause you got eaten, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Zero such a scam dude. Why does it say it's worth five?
Perfect and this and Lobos lived happily ever after yay in space. Oh
What the
And it's the kind of transmission I just told for it.
You were saying?
This is awkward.
Yeah, it must be me.
Goodbye, gentlemen.
Thank you.
Bye.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you.
Thanks for playing.
What's fun, guys?
Bye.
You are fired.
and
thanks for playing guys
it was a fun time
see you guys
welcome to your first day on the job
alright ggletal company
It was fun.
you
All right, sorry. Yeah, I think we'll try out subliminal now. I think that is the plan.
Yeah, the game is finally done. Yeah, there's officially released. I played the demo like
back in November.
Yeah, let me give this a to do yeah, that's the one with like the really good graphics.
Scam is really neat before let me change my YouTube title, I'm going to grab a drink
Okay, we'll do this.
Do you miss lethal company? Yeah, you missed the lethal company.
All right, I'm gonna grab a drink, Chapp. I'll be back in a few minutes. Actually, there
There is a, not in the meantime, there was a, I think salad released a resident evil
nine salt, let's see.
Ah, yes.
Here we go, guys.
All right, oh wait hold on you can't hear it
I feel like I'm about to get triggered.
I'm dead.
Not dead.
I'm about to get triggered.
Oh my god.
You ugly little rock.
Dude!
What can let me go?
Let me go!
Please!
Let me go!
Just let me go!
Oh my god!
Let me go please! Let me go! Just let me go! Oh my god!
Leon, no you don't.
What the fuck was that? Did it just lead down?
Why go? He's stuck? Leon! What is this game man?
What is this game? He's stuck. He's actually stuck. What is he falling? Oh my god
We have this we have this dog down to the science now
I'm just gonna go back to the game.
May I ask?
May I just ask for a second?
What the fuck was that?
Oh, it's like I can't fucking kick them because I die.
But if I don't kick them, then they don't die.
So what the fuck do I do, dude?
Yeah, like I never have issues with this literature right here.
I think this is the one that people were talking about how they said disc bottles the slicker.
I never have a problem with this one.
Wow, that's so funny.
I love how I say, oh yeah, I never have a problem with slicker.
And then what happens?
He fucking kills me.
Why are you fucking my ass right now?
Oh my god.
I hate these zombies. I hate them. They're so broken
Like he's just going bro, he's just guys just keeps going. He's just keeps going. He just keeps going
He just keeps going.
Did I just get hit by the door?
Did that fucking bitch just hit me with the door?
What is going on?
What the fuck is going on? It makes no sense!
No! No! No! No! I knew I got fucking scammed! I knew I got fucking scammed, dude! I fucking knew I got scammed, dude!
You know why I reload here and why I switched to third person earlier than every other runner?
because it's like 99% consistent that she'll stumble here lightly and she
doesn't do it. Alright, eat my fucking ass.
Oh, what even just hit me? God, this fucking game! Stop kicking him! Stop doing it!
It's so dumb. It's so fucking stupid this section this section is so fucking stupid. Oh
My god
What did I do I broke my computer? I actually broke my computer. I slant wait. I slam my desk too hard
Wow, I don't even know what to say I
I literally don't even know what to fucking say, bro.
I don't understand how it's supposed to do this.
Bitch.
Oh my.
I'm so, so fucking sick of this guy.
So there's Stratform, or chooses it, or chooses it,
it's probably slow.
Pull it out, please pull it out.
Please pull it out, please pull it out.
Pull it out.
What?
I thought he dropped it!
I thought he dropped it
I thought he fucking dropped it
Pull out the shit pull out the RPG man
I don't know what he means. Pull it out bro
Where is your RPG?
Where is the RPG?
What?
What did I say damage to?
What the heck?
Where did my bottle go?
I've never went in there before.
Yes, I have.
What?
I passed it!
God, this fucking game is so laggy.
Let me guess, you must be the Town Lumberjack.
That's not the Town Lumberjack, that's the Town fucking Explody Thrower.
Bro, hello.
Bro, what?
Oh my god.
Combined!
Combined out!
What is that?
Of course, I do the exact same thing that I did before, doesn't work, fuck you Trey, you fucking wankstain, and you're fucking stupid fucking mine.
What are you talking about?
Alright, I'm back.
Good.
I
Really want to fucking die ever
How long is this video? Oh, it's what are we doing? Why is the way dying?
What what is this video game?
someone click that what is even going on that I would pass the fuck this game
Chunkers
Will now you fucking tell me
What the fuck is this?
God I missed that shot, let's see if it was scary.
What?
Did I?
I heard the headshot sound on this guy.
oh
Is there an end of end of video clip if it was if it was like six or seven?
Oh my god, it was like six six or seven pm. Maybe it would be a different story, but I fucking hate dude. I
I'm not like whenever I used to say it. I didn't even think about it
But now you guys fucking mention it so often I just can't I can't stop
All right
Oh
All right, I gotta go to the bathroom real quick chat, and then we will start.
I'll be back, and I'm bummed.
you
Alright, I'm back.
Let's do it.
Hello. I am your conscious. Your sense of direction. That faint voice on your shoulder
that whispers, perhaps that slice of cake is a bit unnecessarily wide.
That's often me, though admittedly, sometimes you don't listen.
But that's all right.
We were a team, you and I, a slightly disagreeable team at times,
but a team nonetheless.
Now, I imagine you're feeling a tad disoriented,
uncertain, possibly like a.
Well, is there like a head bobbing option?
I'm not.
Unreasonable.
Talk this lost its path in the triumph.
Okay, I'm maybe not maybe not unreasonable graphics
To start, your name is Kyren, and this vast void of nothingness that we're currently floating
in is your mind.
It's not always empty, of course, we're just doing a bit of maintenance at the moment.
Actually, that's precisely why you're here.
You see, sometimes our mind can get a bit gull'd up, running low on that pure uncomplicated
joy that makes life worth it.
In these times, we, or rather you, need to pop in and give it a small infusion of joy,
and ludge really, to get the gears of our mind back into motion.
How do we get that joy?
I'm glad you asked.
While it might seem empty here at the moment, that are in fact little momentary bits of
happiness tucked away all around us in our memories.
And that's precisely where we're going.
go capture that very essence of joy. How do we access these memories? Another great question.
It's quite simple. All you need to do is focus. Maybe there's a specific plant you remember
from your parents' bedroom, or perhaps that faint smell of chlorine from a day at the waterpark.
Focus on that, and suddenly you might find yourself in the middle of that valley park
again now let's not get ahead of ourselves there are a few precautions you should go
off is i mean it it looks like it's brighter than my mic but see you've
centered your attention on our chart maybe a tiny bit
basement this is a great start but not exactly what we're looking for our memories here and
and their corresponding feelings of loneliness, anxiety, and soul-crushing guilt.
Louder than my mom, my wife. I don't think it is.
So, while I find a way to properly reorient onto a designated path,
please find a way to occupy yourself. I'll be back momentarily.
Check my stream, guys. I literally have a fucking audio slider that I can look at
that shows the decibel value
of the fucking microphone and the game itself
okay
so when you guys are like or is too fucking loud like literally the game i i can
see the audio levels and my mic
is going in the fucking red
and the game is not going in the red
and i can turn it down even more i guess
I played the- so I did the demo for this game, which...
I don't really remember.
Yeah, I think you need to like plug in the fucking...
Uh...
Cable?
Oh right, that's to tell you to plug in the cable.
and
manual brush
five thirty five five thirty five
I'm sure it's nothing here
It seems we unfortunately don't have as much time as I'd hoped
We'll need to pop over to a different happier memory rather soon. I
Imagine you're feeling a bit unsettled
But please don't worry your fault. I just let all intrusive thoughts
They're not real in any capacity, only little flickers of our imagination.
And it looks like we're going to play a little precautionary game, quite a simple one really.
Just listen to the doors on either side of this room, and if one starts to creep open,
hurry over and close it.
Just a little game of focus.
You've got this.
Who's to doa?
Hey Tapyax, thank you for the 13 months.
Yeah, I already did this in the demos, I kinda like, know what I'm doing here.
obviously
it appears your focus is ever so slightly slipping
to prevent us from slipping any further please ensure this memory stays fully
I'm entirely illuminated.
I'm doing it.
This fucking part of the game is kind of stupid though.
Sick mechanics.
Yeah, we're gaming.
bro I can't fucking keep up with this shit
Thanks, ma'am.
It appears this memory is still exhibiting signs of unpleasantness, discomfort, and existential
dread.
So, rather than dealing with all this mess now, why don't we take a stroll around and
try to focus on something else?
This game sucks.
You suck.
Oh, what a lovely painting.
Imagine all the time and effort that went into making that painting look just how it
does now.
It'd be a shame if it went unnoticed.
I want to go this way.
What is that?
No!
I want to go down way.
OK, let's get out of here.
Shut up dude.
This is back at the start..
Oh wait what's up here?
A race.
Ow!
Caleb!
I can see it curious, but please, let's not interact with any more mysterious switches.
Whoopie playtime.
Yeah, I banned that guy in YouTube chat because he was like fucking full on schizo posting.
I didn't even know what the fuck he was talking about.
and
all right
The water park.
Here we are. Welcome to our memory of the waterworks.
I see you've managed to find a rather gloomy corner in this otherwise joy-filled memory.
These immediately disregard whatever feelings cause you to seek this out and return to the
happier parts of this memory.
bend the wisconsin dels yeah what they're like as a kid a few times
I shoot the water
it looks like you've left something on the floor
ah give it this is on memory
It tracks all those perfect little pockets of joy we experience and stores them for us.
The more we explore, the more we focus on all that joy, the more this meter will fill.
When the meter's full, well, that means we've successfully re-experienced all the joy that memory has to offer.
And we can move on.
Don't need to rush. Just keep your eyes open.
This joy has always been here.
We simply remember how to see it must our way on my child
Yippie
Let's go
I didn't say kilograms though, it said pounds.
I think water parks are a lot of fun.
What percentage of the population piss in the pool?
True.
There's chlorine, though, at least.
That helps, I guess.
Oh, a race.
I don't know if I like this narrator that much, though.
He's kind of annoying.
It's the Lazy River!
Snitched on myself? No, I'm just saying. At least there's chlorine.
And do I actually like grab a tube for the Lazy River?
I don't really remember how this part works.
You guys excited for the back room's movie?
What the hell is that?
No way it'll be good.
Maybe it will be.
They get backshots, what the fuck, Largsa?
Play the muck with the water gun? Oh yeah, that would make sense.
you
Clean off the dirt
I
Was new
Why is there, there's all these fucking things blocking me, dude?
Where the fuck am I supposed to go?
still blocked off oh no
Wee!
Keep storage.
Uh...
What?
R9 ends?
Uh, no, sorry. My PC exploded and I can't play R9 anymore.
I'm not allowed to play it anymore.
Bro, what am I doing?
Do I have to, like, look at something?
Oh, two. Oh, wait, red, green, green, red. Two and one. Two, one, one, two.
hold on, I'll be back in one sec.
I'm gonna grab some water.
Ah, alright, I'm back.
I had to go to the well outside.
Am I plugging something in?
I've got that.
My denting.
I
Wait
Well, it seems we're stuck.
What is it fucking?
Oh.
Okay.
Oh.
There's a light here too.
I guess I got to go fast enough.
They still are open?
Oh wait, there's...
Oh, I see.
Can I...
Oh my god.
I need to have both of these powered up, but I don't...
Can I activate... I can't activate both, can I?
Okay, can I go...
Well, I have the door open, but I need both of these powered up, no?
I
There we go
I'm going down.
I
Even more?
Jesus Christ.
Well, what's over here, though?
I
Oh
They're dark
that look a flashlight or something
What is this?
I think it's like the order that you see them or something.
blue, red, yellow, blue, red, yellow, green,
it's a big kid
of
the
death
of
Select your first up.
New speedrun game, yeah, move over, Resident Evil 9, Subliminal is here.
Isn't this back where I just was?
Alright, there's one of the light things.
Can I take the light from somewhere else?
I'm just going backwards right now, uh, uh, right?
Hmm?
Hmm.
This part was in the demo too, but I don't remember.
I don't remember what to do.
Oh, wait, I see.
There's more here.
If it was Grace going through that tight space, she would have mowed.
This loves to man, and brown.
Ah, fucking under one of these puzzles.
Fucks sakes.
Oh, good god.
Holy shit, how do you flip through?
Oh.
Oh, go in.
I don't think you can go down the slide.
Wee!
Should take the blue slide.
Okay.
Yellow-red.
Switch.
Which...
Oh, thank you!
I can't go in the slide, can I?
Oh, I can.
0 1 2 3 4
alright chat remember this
0 red 1
orange 2 yellow 0 red
1 orange 2 yellow 3 green 4 teal
I fucking seen the thing.
Oh, I have a flat- I didn't realize this was- Oh, I have a flat- Oh.
I think
Seven... what is white?
Seven six six... oh fuck.
I didn't see a white color.
Oh my god.
Oh, my God.
I must de-mode in this channel.
Maybe just don't type the stupid fucking word, man.
Layplace.
This guy is the limit.
The numbers, yes.
Okay, my bad.
My bad.
Oh.
There's a lot.
Oh.
Oh, there's the light there.
This camera's looking at me.
Oh.
Storage, where are we back?
Shots up!
Is there three cables? There's three cables I need going to the door here.
Nothing there.
Walter.
I
Was the blue one in here
I think we have to find Walter.
Where's Walter?
I'm sorry.
What?
Let's...
What?
Let me over.
I'm trapped.
I'm trapped now?
I'm so confused.
Do I need to like stay somewhere where they can't like see me?
Bro, what is fucking even going on?
Isn't this where I came from?
The narrator would have explained to be honest, it's kind of nice not having the narrator.
I feel like it's way more immersive.
Oh, oh, Walter!
Hey, give me...
Give me Walter, give me-
Oh, wait, what's-
Oh, the game's just garrisoning me, I see.
Ah ha!
of
Oops.
What the fuck am I supposed to get this to stay on?
What the fuck am I supposed to get this to stay on for long enough?
I think I'm actually being gigagroofed by the game right now.
The timer for this is like so fucking short I don't get it.
Dude, what?
What do you fucking mean? How do I do this any f- How do I literally do this any faster?
I don't understand.
I don't know, maybe somehow the...
Like the other one being on a timer somehow like extends the other one?
Okay this is actually fucking absurd.
Am I- am I fucking stupid bro?
I don't understand.
and timer literally doesn't go long enough to make it to the door. How the fuck am I supposed to...
What the fuck? What the fuck, dude?
It's not like Walter to activate the timer, but Walter doesn't...
I can't even move Walter anymore.
I am extremely confused.
I guess I have to like max range it or something.
Maybe like, like we do this
and then we grab this and then...
I don't see how that makes any difference though.
This one is the shortest.
And maybe that'll work I guess?
I feel like this is not what I'm supposed to do, but...
Wait, why is the fucking door not...
the
does this game decide like this somehow this green light over here somehow affect the timer of the blue one even though that literally makes no
No, Sans.
I guess.
The only way to get this door to open is to put the blue one on.
Oh.
Okay.
Nice.
Let's see.
And this has got to be over it.
I guess so.
The green one was lightened the wire.
Oh.
Yeah.
But...
Oh.
I see I'm just stupid.
I'm just stupid.
I just wanted to beat the timer man, okay?
A
funnometer start all generators to restore power
I need to put something in this
I did something. That's one of the generators.
This is a maze.
The question is where is the last generator?
Oh wait, I see the cable.
Oh, we found it.
I'll get the music and then we'll split it back and start all over.
...
What am I doing, dude?
So this was all to activate the...
I feel like I need to, I need to, like, shh, like...
TV is used for something.
Black, green, and oolong.
Oolong.
Wait, did I go up this way?
They added the OGR E1 to 3 on Steam, really?
Oh, Long Johnson.
There's a clock here.
Tic-Tac-Toe, I don't really know what that means.
I mean, maybe that, yeah, maybe the CV is related to that.
I'm not very fully understand how, but.
There's like three cups.
One, two, three.
No, the gun doesn't work.
I'm still not really sure I understand.
I don't think they stay alone.
Maybe I need to use the shoes.
can't tell me you like this game yeah I mean this part isn't I like the aesthetic of the
the game, honestly. But, uh, yeah, this puzzle is kind of questionable. I don't know, maybe
I'm just not understanding.
I like how people want a backseat when, like, I haven't even found the thing that's relevant.
I like how people are like, you need to find the tic-tac-toe, like, I don't fucking know
that is like you let you haven't even given me a chance to like even find the
thing that's relevant for the puzzle
I don't know I feel like I've gone like everywhere in here though
What? What is up with like these guns as well?
They don't do anything.
Push it back and start all over.
Maybe one of these slides goes somewhere that I haven't seen before.
Black, green, and oolong tea leaves.
going in circles.
I don't know where to put like obviously the TV is relevant for the solution but the problem
is I don't know where I need to input the solution.
I thought it was the tree area, but I
don't see how it could be the tree area.
I'm gonna fucking lose it.
I'm gonna fucking lose it!
as easy as one two three as easy as one two three
get a discount black green and oolong tea leaves
as easy as one two three black green oolong tea leaves
get a discount
I'm at max funnometer right now
Everybody loves
That's one two three
I'm just going in fucking circles, dude.
Literally just fucking going in circles!
Holy shit!
Charge the guns with shoes.
There's no fucking way that's what you have to do.
No shot, but I'm kind of tempted to try.
It's fucking dumb as hell if that's what you gotta do.
I'm the yellow side, I already fucking did.
I already fucking did.
What is this blue slide?
Can't take the-
at least I'm pretty sure we took the yellow one.
Can I fucking go in this?
These guys, 1, 2, 3.
i'm gonna fucking lose it
uh... maybe i didn't go on the other side
coulda sworn i did but
maybe i didn't
i'm pretty sure i've been up here before
i did try to go on the tree
I can try, I mean I can go again if you want.
The gun doesn't do anything unless I just don't know what the controls are.
Left click, right click.
Oh wait, toggle narration is M. Maybe that's why I don't hear anything.
Oh my god, this game is so good, man.
Oh, this is amazing.
Oh my fucking god!
Finally dude, how did I fight? It took me 20 fucking minutes to find this bra.
Wonderful. Excellent.
My god, I was literally right here too.
Holy shit.
Thank you.
Excellent work.
Now what?
Maybe he's off now, right?
I think one of the guns works.
Left.
Gosh.
Shit!
My funnel meter's running out!
Oh, go faster!
Oh
No
Fuck you
Don't worry Caleb we have plenty of time
FUN!
Yes!
Fuck! How do I get up there?
Fuck!
My fun!
Oh, oh, grab it through the fucking floor.
It's okay, Caleb.
I'm sure you'll get it this time.
I think I have to take the green slide.
Oh, wait, can I jump up here?
Ahhh.
Oops.
So, order changing?
What do you fucking mean there?
Oh, okay.
I'm running.
I'm running!
Woo!
No!
Bro!
Am I...I don't...maybe I just hold forward?
I don't...
Oh
Jump oh
Oh
that I'm
bail?
I saw a crack on the left, I guess, since...
Woo!
Left or right?
left
just use the requiem, yeah true
That's true.
um
There's something down here that I miss if I can see anything
Right, it's just pointless guess
I don't have a flashlight.
Maybe here?
Oh, what's this?
Miss real arcades and they still have them. Certainly not as common anymore though.
I do miss going to like the arcade as a kid. It's fun.
Alright, well I guess we need to go in here. There must be something I missed.
Arcades are getting more common. Yeah, I went to one of those before but I wasn't... I didn't really like the vibe that much to be honest.
Oh.
Oh, well that was stupid.
I don't know what the button was, like the coin return?
was always somebody who would like leave the coins in them like they would like
put a coin in and it wouldn't register and they would just like leave it like
always okay I actually don't understand what I'm doing here maybe I need to stand
in like the center and just sidewalk against the wall.
Oh. Speed struts.
Wait, am I gonna need, do I need the light though?
Maybe it's fine.
Walter's back.
Oh, shit.
You might need that light though.
They even busters was a lot of fun as a kid.
I used to go there a lot.
My parents would take me there and just, they would just like drink and I would just play
games it's chill at the bar and eat and drink just give me like the fucking the
wristband or whatever
Um, oh, maybe I need to like stand like on the side here.
Oh, come on.
Oops.
Millionaire childhood stories.
I mean, I don't think going to Dave and Buster is all that expensive.
of
the
I
Why can't you go through some of these there's just scuffed
Ah
Let's see.
Never mind, I don't see.
Walter?
You're fucking taunting me!
There's another...
Is there like, somewhere I can grab him?
Oh, now, now Walter can't fucking leave.
I got you trapped, bitch.
Come over here.
not real and bear no truth or substance whatsoever. So please if you do see anything
like that again immediately turn away and forget entirely about its existence.
Now let's move over to a different memory. I know I said this earlier today
chat but I went and saw, went and saw Project Hail Mary last night, it was such a good movie.
I enjoyed it a lot.
What kind of movie is it?
It's like a space, like a space movie.
No, no please.
This place isn't quite ready yet.
Please immediately disregard whatever feelings cause you to come here and return to our established
reconstructive path.
Alright, I kinda wanna go this way though.
Ugh, the, I mean I don't wanna like, spoil but like the fishing scene in Project Elementary
was like the visuals on that was like oh it was so good.
I mean the thing is you don't like unless you know unless you've seen the movie like
Fishing has a million different potential meanings.
Just saying the people who have seen it probably know what I'm talking about.
Everyone I've watched play it ended up hating it yeah I mean I actually don't hate it it's
It's definitely like, dude what the fuck am I doing?
Can I go back?
No.
Okay, alright.
Oh, maybe the direction of the, does this,
it's moving right, clockwise, clockwise, clockwise.
Okay, that's not the fucking fan, I don't know.
Oh, well, maybe it does, I don't know.
We made it.
of
What is that?
I don't even know what that is.
He mainly watch anime these days.
Pulse bunnies.
I like anime.
Hasn't really been any anime that I've been watching lately, though.
Hello, Walter.
Oh, am I dead?
I hope I'm dead.
That's great.
Oh, I'm not dead.
That was scripted
SBR I have no idea what that is
It's speedrunning. Yeah, it's over ma'am
Today is also the last stream ever
Yeah, invincible. I liked invincible, but I got kind of bored with it in like the third
season I don't know I feel like invincible started off so strong it was
like so brutal and then they kind of just like abandon the brutality of the
show we're not like abandon it but like I don't know besides it's good at the end
of season three yeah maybe I need to give it another chance
I
Hear beeping
I missed that oh
I didn't miss your message, Red Planet.
I just don't know what you're talking about.
What is that fucking sound?
It sounds like the chirp of a low battery smoke alarm or fire alarm.
up a rain world than not playing it.
Oh, Jesus, that actually fucking scared me.
I
Told you this memory isn't ready yet, please immediately find something else to focus on
All right, you remember that little game we played yes
Yeah, it's game sucks ass shut up. I'll begin to reorient on to
Uh, Pepin Clean Stained Fighter.
Oh yeah, chat, there's a... apparently like a...
I don't know when it came out like a few weeks ago, I had no idea, but there's like a...
somebody... somebody like...
What?
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What the fuck do you mean, kitchen?
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What are you even fucking talking about, dude?
...toggling the protocol unless absolutely necessary.
I'll be back at the bomb entirely.
Not bad, man.
Oh, what the f-
What? Did I die?
No fucking way.
Alright, you remember that little-
Oh, fuck you!
Shut the fuck up!
maybe I need to like shine the light or something
I'm not actually done with R9 bro
the joke I mean I'm not gonna be playing like I do still want to try to get a
better PB but I I'm also and I don't think I'm gonna keep grinding it as much
as I have them
Okay, I guess I'm dead.
I'll flick the light switch.
The light switches weren't working though.
Okay, well, I don't know.
Maybe you're right.
They weren't like working, I don't...
Uh, yeah, sorry. There's like a Bloodborne overhaul mod that came out that sounds kind of cool.
Kind of want to try it.
I don't know if it's any good, but...
Spiciest time is pretty good.
I mean, yeah, it's a pretty good run, it's not.
It's definitely beatable, though.
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So this is the most dog shit part of the game I've ever seen.
you flip it when you see the monster yeah I mean he did say only flip it when
like who thought this like this this shit was like a fun who shot who thought
this shit was fun
What are you supposed to do?
Only turn on the light if you see the monster.
If you turn on the light without seeing the monster, then the monster kills you because
it makes a lot of sense.
Stop!
I-
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Alright, I mean, to be honest, it's my fault for not fucking listening, or like...
i had to be honest to the game literally explains what you're supposed to do here i
just
was kind of fucking falling asleep fucking opening these stupid ass doors
closing the doors rather
minutes right there what's right there
what are you fucking talking about, Chad?
oh...
see
I thought he was a...
okay
I thought he was only supposed- I thought he only appeared in the doorways, I didn't-
Hey, I already died, I already did, Ryu.
I was talking about the Bloodborne overhaul mod.
Yeah, me too, Rude.
You know, it's funny, I actually think that, I think that if the narration is turned off,
It's like, this happens like faster.
we do that bro what do you fucking mean what do you mean yes the bomb with the
doors remember that holy shit I guess I was supposed to like fucking I guess
I'm supposed to turn off the TV or something
Holy shit, bro, this is horrible who fucking dude what is this?
I
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Yeah, I turned him off because I was fucking tired of hearing him, but then because I turned
him off he didn't I didn't hear him say, oh you gotta turn off the TV dude!
Oh fuck.
When I saw the TV and I was like, I feel like there's something I need to do, but I don't
really know.
Oh, sure.
No, no, no, what are you doing?
Turn the TV off, you're reliving it!
This is all normal!
She seems so loud dude what the f***
really enjoying this 10 minute long door opening section
Hmm.
We fucking good, man.
Where's the fucking narrator, man?
Well, surely I'm not just gonna randomly die now.
that fucking section was epic dude. Holy.
Let's make the player close the doors 50 times in a row.
Oh, you see, Art, do not play.
Okay.
Whee!
complete the rot ending. Interesting. What do you mean right-click to back up?
Well, if I want to watch the credits again...
How much was this game? Like, nine bucks or something?
It's not much.
shocked that the dev doubled down on the door opening mechanic. It's actually kind of fucking
absurd. That was like the worst part about the demo and then he's like let's make let's make a
section that's three times longer and anytime you die you have to do the entire thing over again.
It was legit like 10 minutes of straight like door closing.
I mean it did kind of stress me out, but it honestly just pissed me off as well.
But I guess it's also partially my fault for muting the narrator, so.
more had you gone straight up instead of off to the left to start that door closing section.
Yeah. Dude, holy shits!
Oh, Red Planet, you are really just...
I don't know if like you have any social awareness of...
Yeah, my bad, sorry. That was a really fun section. I really enjoyed that. That was really,
really fun. My bad for disliking a poorly designed section of the game. Clearly, I hated
the entire game at all points, and I hate everything because I complained about one
section of the game.
all right well yeah this game was uh i don't know not uh not my favorite not my favorite
game to uh to be honest here not my favorite
yeah larkson was telling me there was like apparently a really good horror game
that she wanted me to play fucking what was it called actually
it's really sick that re1 2 and 3 are on steam now though it's actually really nice
I should do another RE-30G playthrough at some point.
Hey Sharon, what was that horror game you said I should play?
I don't know, like a week or two ago you said it was really good.
tape or something
Sharon
That's the one you were telling me to play, yeah.
Mmm.
So is it more of like a horror comedy or what?
I see.
It's called Odeemon Fix My TV.
Apparently.
Clarks has said it was good.
Oh my god, spicy is starting last of us two later, oh.
Ha!
No offense, but that game I fucking hated last of us two
God this the story is just it's like the worst story in a video game
I've ever seen and no it's not just because of fucking Joel
For some dumbass and Chad's like yeah, you just like Joel too much. No, it has nothing to do with fucking Joel
I don't know like they were like forcing you to feel a specific way like so hard
like they they're just like I
Mean that's which obviously video games like our
Like they're not allowed to do that, but it just felt so every every plot point in the story felt so forced
like i guess let's
let's make the parking pregnant girl go out
and parking like scavenge for supplies and
go
do you like
like let's have the pregnant girl go out and like fucking fight zombies so
ellie can kill her and then europe like now ellie's a bad person because you
killed the parking pregnant lady
it's so fucking stupid man
They're just like forcing that situation so hard.
Spoilers, yeah, well, whatever.
The game's like fucking seven years old now or whatever, so.
I know you're just joking, but.
And then they also have like,
but don't they have like ellie kill the fucking dog as well like they did they
try to like
fucking hammer home all the alleys of fucking bad person she's it
does these bad things
and then the and then you finally get to the fucking and then she doesn't even
they don't even give you the choice to fucking kill abby
like holy shit bro
the game never says that any person is that well yeah of course not what what
what do you think like
they're gonna have her kill the pregnant lady and then the fucking
narrators gonna come in and be like
well clearly ellie is a bad person and you should feel that way like it yet
fucking it's implied bro
said they're not gonna fucking tell it directly to your face
story-wise, halfway through, and then you just, the second half of the game is basically
just playing through Abby's perspective until you get to that end of the game again.
Like you already know what has transpired towards the end of the game, and you just
have to play through the entire section as Abby just to get to that point, like already
knowing what's gonna happen. So. Yeah. Abby's sections do have better gameplay. Well, I
don't know about better, but Abby does have some cool gameplay sections. I do agree with
that. Crazy how often this discussed after six years. Well, yeah, because a lot of people
feel very uh very strong about it subliminal devs already respond to all the hate on steam
what'd they say
they said fuck you distortion too
people who haven't read a single book in the last ten years love to comment on the narrative structure
i mean
i don't i don't know why you're
i don't know how that's relevant
but if you don't read a book you're not allowed to like
have a have an opinion on the game story
I'm not really sure what I want to do right now chat, this is already pretty late, it's
It's like 9.30 already.
the viral pasta with you.
How it works.
Oh, yeah, there is honestly, the name of this is so fucking stupid.
It's called hardborn.
Oh, my God, they have fucking to be.
holy shit
Oh, what the fuck?
Uh, yeah.
Complete overhaul mod, it takes place several years after the game with all new NPCs, quests, bosses, armors, weapons, items, and much more.
Sounds cool.
There's tons of new weapons.
And G plus is a different adventure.
I don't know.
Sounds cool.
I kind of want to try it.
Zoodle was trying this mod today, and it looked like I have ads.
I don't know.
I'm not sure I have ad blocker, but I guess not.
Yo what's up trance?
I saw.
I was actually saying I kind of want to do like an OG RE3 playthrough again.
Yeah, there's the new RE4 random mod.
Add block plus.
I guess I don't have it.
Oh my god we did it. Beautiful.
Oh wait, no they're coming back. What the fuck?
It's the pin message satire. No man, I'm done speedrunning. This is actually my last dream ever.
We're retiring.
I'm gonna go uh...
the
coming after not
the
I mean, I like it, I mean, I, uh, they don't choose to.
What do you mean? What do you mean they don't choose to?
Who chooses that?
But anyways, I mean I have no like, I don't mean to be disrespectful to her.
respectful to it. Like if a streamer is tired of streaming and wants to move on and do other
things with their life, that's absolutely totally acceptable. It's weird to me, like
when you have somebody who's really successful with streaming, and then they just like, they're
just like, I'm done. But yeah, I mean, they teach their own. Like obviously, people want
to do other, some people want to do other things with their life. Some people might not want
stream their whole life so I mean I don't necessarily want to stream my whole life I don't have any
plan on stopping streaming soon but I don't think I'm gonna be like fucking 50 years old streaming
but uh I don't know I guess time will tell you'll wash me in your retirement home okay
why the hell not I mean I'm just saying like I don't know man I don't know I
don't think that far into the future to be completely honest yet I don't have
any plans on stopping streaming anytime soon but
Yeah, I'm gonna be
Gonna be streaming
Elden ring for 15 years from now
Dark Souls 6
I really hope that fucking from software actually announces like a new I really hope they announced
like a new game that's not like I mean obviously there's dustbloods but I don't know it's like
We got night rain and then we got fucking
night rain and then dusk bloods like
Elden Ring is
Elden Ring is four years old now.
Ready for dusk bloods to flop.
I mean, yeah, I don't think dusk bloods is going to be that successful of a game
because it's on switch exclusively.
But I'm absolutely still excited to, I'm still excited to try Dustbloods.
I hope it's a good game.
But yeah, it's just, I don't know, it's kind of, it's kind of sad.
But I don't know, I mean, it could be like another year or two before we even get an
actual new Souls-like game.
You know, it's, it's crazy.
I've said this a few times in the past, but it's like it's kind of wild how good we had it when you think about it because
You know like we got
But it was like like from soft was releasing games so quickly like dark
Like hold on I can't remember the dates
Like Dark Souls 2 came out in 2014 and then Bloodborne came out literally a fucking year
later in 2015 and then DS3 came out in 2016 and then Sekiro was two years later.
Yeah, like Dark Souls 2 Bloodborne and it was like, in due to matching getting a Souls
game every year, like holy shit.
We didn't realize how good we had it, you know what I mean?
And obviously Elden Ring is, I don't know, Elden Ring, like the scope of Elden Ring is
just massive and compared to the, compared to the other Souls games, but yeah, I just,
I just, I don't know, it'd be amazing if we could get back to that time where, I mean dude, I don't know, it's kind of depressing to think like, it feels like going forward it might be five years between each game.
Don't say that, I mean, I fucking hope it's not the case, but...
Yo, uh, surf, uh, foo-foo-zoo, thank you for the 15 bucks.
You watched my Dark Souls 2 Render GDQ, it was fun to watch. Thanks, man.
Thank you for the donation as well. Appreciate that, dude.
Well, you guys can't hear the game audio anymore.
I mean, the thing is, Dustbloods is a switch to exclusive.
means that it's probably gonna run on 30 FPS and the networking is gonna be
absolute dog shit and it's primarily a PvP focused game so it's nothing like
any of the Souls games presumably. I mean yeah like it's just hard to be
excited about Duskbloods because of that. I'm still gonna try it I mean I'm
I'm hopeful. I hope it's still fun. I mean, I assume it'll still be fun.
But I don't know if it's primarily PvP focused, if it's like a fucking Battle Royale or
I don't know, man.
I mean, from I like from software games.
I like from software games for their PvE, not for their PvP.
PvP, I mean, don't get me wrong.
PvP is fun in the Souls games, but it's not the reason I play them.
It is fun to fuck around with the PDP in their games, but you know, I play them for the PDE experience.
Give music on the YouTube stream? Yeah, it's just game music, so it's fine.
Not really playing any copyrighted music.
But we don't really know exactly what Dustblood's is going to be like.
I mean there's been like some Q&As that have been done right, but I mean, Dustblood's could
still have a primary PvE focus, it might not be exclusively PvP, like maybe it will be separated
in some way and people who refer the PvE experience can like almost like it'll have like a PvE
mode and like a PvP mode, you know.
But uh, yeah, I don't know if that's gonna be the case.
I don't think we really have enough info to say for like one way or the other though.
Yeah, I watched uh, I watched the Mortal Shell 2 gameplay today.
I split the music so we can hear it live. Well, I normally do that, yeah, but if I'm just playing, I mean, I'm just playing
Hollow Knight music so I don't I'm not playing like fucking Queen or Michael Jackson or fucking
you know whatever whatever other fucking giga massive artist that's gonna copyright strike my
My ass is wide open, it's just fucking Hollow Knight music.
You wish Welcome to the Game 3 was out, yeah me too man.
I'm excited for Welcome to the Game 3.
I hope it's going to be good.
What other games are there coming out?
I'm trying to think, like, what else I'm, like, potentially excited for?
Actually...
Oh, yeah, Pragmata.
Pragmata's in, like, two weeks?
Yeah, that'll be fun.
Hopefully Pragmata's good.
Oh, maybe it could be a cool speedrun or something, too.
I'm not particularly, I'm not, I'm not really looking forward to
Pragmata for speedrunning potential, but it could be fun for speedrunning still.
Yeah, I'm excited for Pragmata.
I like the demo gameplay.
It was, it was like pretty satisfying, but uh, it's hard to say.
Well, hopefully the full game, like, you know, hopefully the demo is just a very
small portion of the gameplay of the, you know, it'll, it'll,
sucks when it's like wow this demo game play is really good I'm can't wait for
the full game and then the full game comes out and like the full game is
literally just the demo but like 10 hours longer it's like that like there's
nothing fucking new it's just yeah that would really suck
Saros oh yeah that's the new game by the Returnal Devs right
Did I quit uploading VODs to YouTube?
Uh, I mean I have my VODs channel.
My uh, my, I have like a YouTube channel for my VODs, but it's a bit, like uh, my VODs
channel has a bunch of stuff scheduled, so not everything gets posted like right away.
Yeah, I really enjoyed Returnal, hopefully that'll be cool.
I don't upload there anymore.
Oh, well yeah, so the thing is I don't actually do the uploads for my VODs channel, so I know
the guy.
The guy.
Oops.
Wait, what is fucking- Oh, there we go.
Well, actually, I guess I think the reason why there hasn't been any uploads in my VODs
channel is because I've literally been playing RE9 for an entire month straight.
I mean, I have a guy that I pay to do VOD uploads, but I assume he didn't want to just
Well, I don't know, yeah, I don't know, I'll have to talk to him.
He retired.
I mean, the thing is, it's just like nonstop speedrunning bots.
Like the bots channel is meant for like casual playthroughs and not necessarily, you know,
like I've literally just been like speedrun grinding for a month straight.
like I mean my my casual playthroughs of re9 are posted on my vod channel
waiting for me to upload my record run repetitive content yeah all right
But I am, I think I'm going to call it a night chat.
It's kind of late.
It's almost like 10 o'clock.
I started my stream really, really late today because I had some like IRL shit I had to
do earlier today.
I went out and bought a, I went out and bought a pot roast with Larxa or well Chuck roast.
making a pot roast tomorrow. We're excited about that.
Chunk roast.
Yeah, thank you guys all for watching everybody.
We'll be back tomorrow. I, obviously, if anybody didn't realize the whole
I'm retired from Resident Evil and speedrunning is a fucking April Fool's
joke if you didn't realize that well sorry but uh yeah I will probably try some re9
runs tomorrow I don't know if I'm gonna I don't know I do kind of want to try out
that bloodborne overhaul mod still but uh we'll see yeah I'll probably try some
re9 runs tomorrow honestly I will say chat it was really nice today to just
not do already nine, like I am feeling pretty burned out on the game,
playing it every day for a month straight.
And it's also like, I feel like I put so much like effort into like optimizing
and like finding new strats and stuff.
And then, and I mean, I don't, I don't want to like dismiss other runners.
It's like salad's definitely found some stuff and like drop and like a few
other guys but it's like I don't know it's just kind of tiring like I'll spend
like an eight-hour stream like labbing a section and finding like a bunch of
strats and then yeah I don't know I'm I'm just I'm not gonna say
All right, anyways, chat, uh, go, I'm gonna give a raid to, uh, I'm gonna give a raid
to drop.
He's, uh, he's been doing a lot of testing and stuff.
He's been, uh, he's been helping a lot with like routing and finding optimizations and
whatnot.
I mean, I, I, again, I don't want to like, I don't want to come across the wrong way.
just I don't know it's like it feels like very rarely feels like very rarely I
have somebody come into chat and they're like yo I found the sick new strat that
saves five or ten seconds it's like a lot of the time I feel like I'm the one
and I again I don't I don't want to cut this to come across the wrong way but
I just... I guess it's just, sometimes I wish it would go the other way, you know?
Yeah.
But that's, and anyways, I don't want to like, discreet, I don't want to discredit other people
because like, Trey has found a ton of good strats.
I mean, I don't want to act like I've found like all the strats because I absolutely didn't.
there's a bunch of other runners who have found a lot of good stuff. I don't want you
guys to get the wrong idea. But yeah, anyways chat I'm gonna give Ray to drop
he's doing some testing and stuff he's been helping a lot for the RE9 run so
Yeah, go ahead and chat found all the good strats for me.
Subliminal was pretty ass, not gonna lie, the game was pretty mid, but I don't know, it's
still fun.
I mean it was... yeah. It was alright.
You found a 10 second skip strat in Subliminal, damn. Crazy.
All right, yep, have a great rest of your night chat.
I'll be back tomorrow, well, I don't know, apparently, all I was saying, he might want
to do lads tomorrow, so maybe we'll, maybe we'll do some lads gaming, we'll see.
We shall see tomorrow.