And I want it back now!
Ok, let's have a little look, see here, hold on, see, there's a little bow, there's
a bow made out of the, this is wonderful, hold on, let's have a look, see here then,
it's going to open it up, oh how exciting, alright.
Alright, funny story.
Oh yes, ok do tell, this is, this is, I wonder where this was, check this out, it's
I know what this one is!
It's a wonderful shirt here.
It says Alex Fatboss Ross, and on the back, I drink hot chocky and pretend to know things,
and it's me!
We found this, and I was trying to work out who it was you!
You guys were just going mad, and they were like, who sent this?
That is fantastic!
Fantastic!
Yeah, so I have a friend who's a graphic designer who made this beforehand.
That is so good!
I made him send it here to the facility because otherwise he wouldn't have arrived in time and then I forgot to tell Sam
What it is like is I told him that I'm sending something I didn't tell him what it is
And then when I got here, it's like so Sam didn't arrive and he's like oh, no
And they found it and wondered where it's from
Yeah, I was like, who the hell said that in?
At some point, Alex walks up to me and shows me the shirt and he's like,
You bluffed so well!
He would send it, and I was like, oh no, what is this?
Oh, you like so well, I have no idea!
Oh, that is hilarious, thank you so much.
I'm gonna wear this on the next segment for sure.
What a shirt. What a wonderful shirt.
Which mic?
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I need to get up for my gift.
Oh, no, you said it right!
it does rock. Oh, everyone's got
something really nice. Protein
pudding. I don't like chocolate.
like anything nice. Oh, what?
I even saw you buy this. What did
you do with it? Do we need to
make some space? No, no, no.
As long as Mike's really careful
with the tray. Actually, yeah,
bags so I got you one of them on a tray right here you are mate it's probably
best it goes on your lap not mine okay so feel free to have a little look
inside I get to open it you get to open it oh no no no no no it needs to stay
upright
why does your gift have rules you'll find out oh no tilt wait have you
You excavated the melon.
Alex, have you been digging in my melon again?
I told you to stay out of my melon.
The melon isn't the gift, it's what's within.
Why did you wrap it in a melon?
Because it rots, Mike.
Feel free.
What kind of gift requires melon wrapping?
Is this a London thing?
He's got an animal in there.
I just know how healthy you're being recently.
I thought you'd like some melon.
Oh yeah, I love a cellotape. I want me...
Be incredibly careful as you open this.
What is that? This melon?
It's volatile.
No, no, no, no, no. You don't have to worry about that.
But just don't tip it.
I feel like everyone else can take their gift home, Al.
Well, hopefully the memories will certainly go back with you.
Okay. The final melon tape is to be revealed.
I'll hold it in place.
It looks like a bloodbath, Al.
Open it up. Is this the severed head?
Open it up and reveal it to the camera. Hopefully we can get it a little bit a little half a little till I got you your favorite item
No, you just gotta find it mate. I have a full faith.
You wish to punch my hand into the beads.
Please sir, please put your hands into the...
Yeah, look at it, you're a swap.
I feel my protein playing.
Okay, I'm not getting beads you solo.
That's why I've got the tray.
It's fine.
Don't pour it out.
Why am I the responsible one here?
He filled the barrel with beads, sir.
it's full of BEANS!!!
its full of BEANS!!!
go on mate just shut it in there
its full of kids and the charity
i put it right at the bottom
oh its oozing
oh man
oh dude
oh man
we can do this together
that's really bad
ok take your hand out
you'll be able to see it's actually along the wall
there it is, it's right there
there you go mate just in there
I think you can use that bean cover time to get that there is just okay. It's just there. Just do your best to take it out
There we go. This is the actual gift
I know you'd love it
It's a picture of Alex
You're welcome Mike
It's a picture of me
Creativity
Can you understand you're that kid of school like
He's got problems, but he's got like an artistic side.
Well, I think we should probably take a small break
as we're going to quickly clean ourselves up
before we come for a round up.
So we'll be back momentarily.
Don't go anywhere.
Mike needs to clean his hand.
The race to world first is back.
Echo is going to be challenging the rhubarb palace,
killing all those spiders,
and we are at the SK Magenta facility here in Cologne.
And I'm going to take you
on a little behind the scenes tour.
My name is Preach.
This is brought to you with El Gato.
and we have so many cool things here in this wonderful facility that they've been provided for.
First stop, I'm going to show you where we hang out.
This is our wonderful caster set up where they can stream, play games, do whatever they want to do,
over here in this area where Elgato has provided us with Neo Streamdex and Wave Neo.
So we have our cool, cool microphones, we can control our streams,
we can still reach our audience and do those things in comfort with some nice couches and stuff.
But in between that of course, the raiders and us need ourselves some snackies.
So what they've done is give us a nice little kitchen, not the main one, hold on for that
because it gets real special soon where we can dip in and some bananas and some chocky
bars and nuts and some drinks, all available for everybody there.
Really good.
And now this is where you're going to be seeing the players over here.
They're currently trying things out that we're not allowed to show on stream so they
have to be a little careful.
But once again, El Gato has given them Wave DX microphones.
That's what they're all using them,
really low profile microphone arms.
So if you have an issue getting your mic arm
right in your face, you can use one of those El Gato
wonderful arms to get it out of the way and make it work.
Before we get to the big control area though,
where there's some really fancy things to show you,
I wanna go downstairs
because you're gonna see something pretty special there.
So, come on.
We're currently in the lobby at SK Magenta facility.
All right, but watch this.
This is so cool.
Follow me, follow me.
Behold the greatness
That's what you want to see the big face of all these raiders doing and this is where a lot of the pro teams
That also train at the facility hang out and been watching the race and getting involved with things including people just passing by but
You can see behind me. This is the best bit. Okay echo has been notorious for not the best food when we put the races
But that has all changed
Three private chefs are working at providing breakfast lunch and dinner freshly baked bread
everything is here in the morning and you see the wick and now I wish you guys
could smell what's going on so the raiders are going to be eating good but
more importantly is physical health the guys have sat down for such a long time
that they've actually now I did a gym there's a gym for the guys to actually
work out I was here at 7 a.m. this morning this place was ran with
certain raiders not everybody but casters as well who were all working
out here they've got table tennis they've got massage chairs around the
corners all these things to keep the guys moving doing something because they
asked that down the whole time but I know that's not the bit you super want to
see let's go look at the really fun stuff upstairs where the players are now
it's time to bring you inside the brains of the whole operation every single
time we do this there's a new piece of technology that's added for Echo's
production team to make the show even better as you can see here as we look
over at Mitch's desk multiple stream decks we actually use a combo of them
we use the Stream Deck Pluses and Stream Deck Excels and through here they can route absolutely
everything to control the whole production, everything you see. But this time there's been
a little addition. Algato has also come out with a USB dock which actually slides into the back
of the Stream Deck allowing the guys to plug everything in at the back end and make stuff
so much tidier. Despite everything you see here this is a well oiled machine but come
with me, I want to show you something special. This is what you actually see while it's
controlled from there what we actually see goes on in this room here. This is the
castle room. The first thing you can see of course is this wonderful analysis desk.
This is where we're going to be during our mythic and much more complex fights,
is managing all the information and gives you this very technical and very
informative. But it's our job and the job of the guys on the couch right
now is to deliver that information in a way that's completely understandable.
As you can see these guys also use these big stream deck pluses along with their
savory snacks and blankets to deliver that information for you using those knobs to coordinate
things get everything done and they can talk back to production they can manage their own volumes
and they could put on a good show for you hopefully well that's some point when I get on the couch
now there's one little thing I want to show you okay there's one thing I want to show you
which is the actual brains of echo itself now I can't show you much because they're doing
some sneaky things right now but you can kind of look over my shoulder and behind me what
you're going to see is Potter, Skype and Roger. These are the guys that are organising everything,
planning strategies, working with a lot of teams behind the scenes, as you can see using the Elgato
Waydex Alars and their Streamdex to coordinate every POV because they need to quickly switch
between which player they're watching and get everything started and there's no easier way to
do it. This is how we produce the show. We use all this technology in an amazing way
and what we're hoping to do is utilize it to make things simple, make things easy and of
And of course, El Gato is always a big part of that.
For me, I'm going to take my place here at the analysis desk to help the guys out.
And for the rest of you, you're going to be able to watch these guys and myself over the
course of the race.
So enjoy, let's go to our casting desk.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, welcome, welcome to the race to world first.
I am Alex from Fapples TV.
Enjoying me is the amazing, Mennick, how's it going?
Yeah, I'm very nervous.
I'm going to be honest.
is the most nervous I've been in years, if you wanted you could have really liked the
spiders and you know built up sort of a comradery with them over the last few days.
They've held you in high renown you know.
Yeah, if you did that can we switch to Jinji's point of view he has a special cut scene playing
right now as you can see.
Yep, that's what happens if you really get close to the spiders.
Right.
Let me give it a shot.
You could...
Why would I say that's it?
Don't do that.
Oh.
It's almost over. She speaks on that now.
Your ambition was rare, you know.
Yet despite even betraying your own mother, here you are.
The voice acting!
How many people are watching?
The podcast is being improved by what everybody wants.
How are we perfectly behind each foot?
Why do you look so excited when the feet get sniffed?
I'm glad that they can't make their way over. Why am I max for analysis desk? Oh, no
Dominate one more you can do it. What is he clicking what? Oh
9%
It's not taking a lot of that pop say a message why he took your damage on this big
And then he goes down and he clicks, death strike!
I knew it!
I knew he was clicking death strike.
Oh no.
Oh mate.
Oh.
Oh no.
Oh the shame.
Describe it to us.
It's uh, uh, pliers or something.
Not pliers or anything.
It's a clamp.
Well, it's a nice quality of edging going on.
I guess we're going to have some clamps about one.
It's uh, attach this.
See?
It's a clamp. Well, it's quite a lot of edging going on, I guess we're going to have some clamps about one.
Let's attach this.
Oh man, made a lot of massing. This is the strangest bit ever done.
What is this tape?
Very recently on.
Wolf, wake up.
There we go.
I can't.
Wasn't burning
In exchange for item level
There we have Jordan ready to go delving
For Roger's treasure trove
Jump run!
Pee-pee poo-poo
Oh no, not the forehead!
What is that?
Pretty sure they drank sausage.
Oh no!
Yeah!
We don't like shoes on the couch.
How bad is crumbs on the couch?
Hmm?
I think you're joining fight with Alex
at the boat there.
As you can see, this is the Nova.
You can see coming out here, they go
across the room over in that direction.
Oh no, this is going to start getting recursive.
Didn't think this one through.
It's going to keep getting deeper and deeper because I'm on the stream
And I'm showing the stream. Oh, no luck. Oh, no dodge that big aoe the portal
Currently sitting on shoe pair. What a great name. That is good old shoe pair ring coming in one second time
Portals down dodged the orbs avoid the void avoid the boys a good one
We should lay it on and usually a co-caster coming at this point
But I think I'm just gonna keep practicing because soon we'll have mythic next week will be mythic Jordan
And then we've got to get even hyper 2% of answering the killer. It's a wall
The first cast of a Heroic Kill!
That leaves us ready to put a puzzle together blindfolded.
We're going to speedrun this.
I feel that you've had the time to think about how you would communicate this.
I have no bearings.
I haven't done that.
And I have the blindfolds.
I want the blindfolds!
Let's rock, paper, scissors for the blindfold.
Okay, right.
On three.
One, two, three.
didn't you do I had that I see this is why I think we're gonna struggle with a
six plus puzzle four plus mental level I said
on three. Oh no. This is why we communicated it beforehand. And we're about to try to communicate
through each other. Can we get an instant replay to say, yeah, on three. Okay. And then I just
looked at my hand and two fingers go, what's going on? Like I'm surprised by my movements.
Oh dude. I've got them so good at communicating. I think whoever wants my phone on is screwed.
Let's try this again. On three. One, two, three.
Alright. I get the blindfold.
Alright then. So how are we going to set this up?
I'm going to provide you with any sort of piece?
I don't think you can touch it.
You can't touch it. I'll pick up pieces and you'll tell me where to put them.
And through my large amount of manual dexterity and intuitive understanding of spatial relationships,
we'll magic our way to this.
So we gotta come up with a goal because I don't think we're gonna be able to do this whole we're gonna be here for like an hour
Yeah, I'm not sure if we're gonna be able to make the entire thing work together
I can barely do rock paper scissors let alone command some sort of
Okay, hold on they go there's the headset. I'm also there we go. You got this really happy
Okay, so get the headset on. Oh, I want this in my life. This is amazing
Blindfolded casting
Sometimes I feel like I might as well be blindfolded. Do you want to guess what they're doing right now?
Um, I believe that they're about to start mythic
All right, the Oracle has forbidden
In my mind, oh look at that pulling the first bar, so it's all right. No, unfortunately, it's more dolls
But okay, but the box is here. Can you feel the box? Yep? Okay, so all right
We're gonna I need to have the picture because actually so hold on let me get let me get the bomb the box up
So this is once again, chat window. We're making him. This is what we're making. We're making a lovely dinosaur picture provided, of course, um, to us by the wonderful medic.
Okay, so I'm going to take some pieces.
Okay, so let's see what those pieces are. Um, oh, mate. Um, they're nothing good yet.
Okay. I think I can kind of tactile it.
Okay, hold on. That one on the left that you just placed down. Uh, there we go.
To the tip of your fingers, we're going to be using that soon, um, for the very top left.
Okay, so the flat part needs to be to the north of the photo overall. There we go. Good. Perfect. Okay. We're gonna continue on. We're gonna try and build up that corner ideally.
We've got the peak of the...
Maybe we should be looking for some edges.
Yes, edges. Always edges.
I have an edge.
You do have an edge. That edge is gonna go roughly in the top right. That's gonna be some volcano smoke eventually.
That's good. Yeah, it's not so bad. Not too much further than that because otherwise you're gonna start placing stuff on the side here.
Made the Lord have mercy upon us all.
So, um, that isn't, yep, that's nothing.
I have an edge.
You do.
Oh, you have a corner.
That corner is bottom left.
Okay.
Bottom, bottom left.
That's good.
That's no further than that.
You don't, you put things off the edge.
You have a little bit of a leaf there.
Mike, Lord, this is going to be, this is going to take a little bit.
I have full faith.
I just got to get the ball rolling.
Oh, hold on.
Oh, I have a corner.
Top left.
And you can put that in with the other piece.
It's oriented correctly as well.
Oh my god first connection here. Here we go through some sort of magic. We've managed to make
That's an achievement. I
Wasn't sure that was gonna be
Okay, I'm being marked
Production just telling us to do all sorts of
We'll put a few more pieces together for sure. This is
We promise chat. We've got an edge. Okay. Let's see it. Let's see it
Do we want that edge? I think that edge goes below the car. Yes, so it's going to go in below
You've done really good. It's going below that we're gonna be able to listen
We only have a hundred pieces in this right so we're already three in by my math. That's just shy of five percent
That is technically not wrong.
That is true and yet still on par with someone who says yes on three and then goes on four.
Screw you, that's also going to the north of the bottom left piece.
Is it going in?
Yeah, I think, yeah, I think, oh, we're making such good, now we're at 5%.
We're now at 5%.
Look at us.
Okay, we're making progress.
building here. You just got to keep
my spider senses are climbing. I can't
get a lot of middle pieces right now.
That's okay. We want
to work in from the edge. I feel like
although if you see something that like
fits into that corner, I'm doing my best
to be your your your rummaging
around a high speed. Yeah, I'm getting
more and more fluent looking for edges. You are
there is a couple of edges I found
an edge. This is this
making that noise because of the wet edge
I
You need you to turn that around so I can see it. I think that's the wrong way around. Yeah, that was
That is what is that? Oh, that's like bottom middle. That's that's that's a long way away
That's that I think that might be unachievable
Overall, I would make it make your way through this. Sorry, but surely
We
If at any juncture the players stop doing Delve's eye as the Aburman Caster will let you know that you're missing out on action in the normal raid and we will immediately say production softens over the normal raid and we'll start casting real content for you.
We have an edge.
We are.
We're going to continue our edging.
I think that is, that's going to be like mid-left.
It's on the edge but mid-left so we're going to keep that roughly there for now.
We're doing really good along the left edge.
If we can edge all the way on the left, then that would be an achievement for our noting.
So it's always worth edging the left.
Let's stop.
I'm going to die.
You go.
I love edging.
Here I have a corner.
A corner.
You don't even have to tell me.
Hold on.
I feel into the future.
I feel that this is the top right corner.
Damn, dude.
bottom right but I liked it I like the conviction bottom what that's bottom left
this is bottom right you wanted bottom right yeah that's bottom right that was
one of the options okay I had a 50-50 there it was what it was yes okay we're
gonna continue on the left side so if we can you can see that like I can pull
left side on the purpose you just did that is between the it's it's south
from the top is it left connecting in it is connecting the two pieces of the
left-hand side together it's is it really yes it is so there's only six
pieces per side? No, no, no, it's in. It's going to connect because you have that mid-left
piece, I think. Hold on. Can you place that down for a second? I don't think this fits.
So I've made a grave mistake. Oh no, you're the one who can see! That is on the right
side, mid-right. The one that you said was on the left is actually on the right. That's
us mid-right, yeah. Okay, that's what I like to. Yes, you did. Also, towards the
middle of the, you've got like one little piece in the middle of the left-hand side
right now. Can you try and find that? So, like, okay, now go to your right towards the
middle of the table. That piece needs to go on the left-hand side. That's an edged left
piece.
Very good. Is it part of the other edge?
It's going to make the same thing, but it's in its own little category right now.
So we have this edge with the corner, and then this edge with the corner, and then
this one.
Because the idea is that with this edge, it's going from the top to the bottom.
I'm gonna
Topping and bottoming while we go through these edges
That is that some like top stuff
We just need full left
If we can make the left edge, I would consider this to be a success
They are
Oh, I've run out of edge pieces.
No, trust me Jesse, you just gotta take the time when it comes to the edging side of things.
That's what edging is all about.
Edging your time.
That is top right-ish, the bin edge.
We can worry about that later.
What is this?
That's just a bit of plastic.
What about the kitchen?
After we just have plastic?
Oh no, that's new nightmare unlocked.
Like I just feel like Sam is just putting things in the box for me to put my hands on.
Oh, they wouldn't do that. That'll be cruel.
I have an edge.
You do have an edge. That is right side.
That's a right side edge. It also has a little bit of a face on it.
That's really nice.
That one didn't even make sense.
That edge has a face on it?
Okay, so we're gonna keep going.
Oh, here we go.
It's a big edge piece.
That is a big edge piece.
I think that actually might be a left side edge piece.
Oh, let's go.
It's like being connected to you and you got to get it.
Yeah, so I think that is towards the top.
Is it connecting with either of the three segments?
It's not connecting anything yet.
It's between the middle and the top part.
So we're going to be one more piece there, yeah.
And then we have this one somewhere,
and then we have this one somewhere,
and then we have bottom corner.
Yes, there we go.
So we're looking for two more left pieces.
OK, we're making progress.
What's this?
Wait.
With the box go.
Box is there?
We're finding the pieces, Jesse.
Why is there something else?
describe it to us
it's uh...
players or something i do not play with the clamp
that's the group of well
it's not quite a legend i guess we can have some parts about it
but that's this
but
but a lot of mercy this is the strangest
but look at me
someone put
this is the side angle
This is going in directions that I did not expect to go this morning.
Well, it just get worse.
Just just.
What is that?
This is a shoe.
It is a shoe.
I have no idea who's shoe it is.
Is it blue?
That's caught.
It is a blue shirt.
I mean, it might be my shoe.
Oh my Lord.
It went very well.
I hope it's mine.
I hope they didn't just have me put my hand in someone else's shoe.
That's a little bit a little bit too zalatath for me.
Oh, this is the most random thing I've ever done in my life, man.
That's the little pieces without edges.
Let's see if we can get one more edge piece for the left.
I feel like we're so close to the left.
If we could just edge one more time, we've just got to get rid of the page.
If I, I hope I hit the camera as I just chuck the stuff across the room.
What is this?
Okay, we're looking for left edges.
Yeah, we're looking for left edges.
I'm making sure you haven't put any of the left edges already in, actually.
Screw it, I'm helping.
Okay, okay, but I'm pretty sure I haven't.
Yeah, you must have.
must of. Oh my lord. Right. I have unparalleled tactile proficiency. There's no way I've
lost an edge piece. You did just put down an edge piece, but it was for the wrong edge.
It's fine. Yeah, I knew that. I knew that. Yeah, you could tell. We're looking for left
edge and that would have had that undefinable, you know, air of lefty-ness for which
I'm searching. Yeah, 100%. You know exactly what's going on. So, chat. What? What?
came with the puzzle actually, I'm afraid.
Okay so this can go on the other side.
We're hoping we can use it to fix this segment.
This is our mental. What were we thinking?
Whose idea was this? This was, I didn't even know this was a thing until I sat down
and it's like we're done. I found an edge. You did find an edge.
It's the wrong side. Oh my god. No, why dude?
Oh no it's not! Hold on. Oh I'm delighted. It's not, it's for the bottom,
So the bottom right piece, there it is, I've just got it in my hand, I'll play it.
That's shooting!
You put it down, it was my mistake so I fixed it.
Bottom left, you're going to use it to put along the actual bottom line, you're connecting
it with the bottom left piece.
Okay, so this is connecting with the bottom left corner.
Yes.
Uh huh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that now puts us...
Oh, look at that.
That puts us at 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 8 percent.
No longer estimating somewhere near 10.
Chat, that's pretty close to 10 percent, does that count?
How much of this?
How much earn?
Production, you need to let us know if we can stop that at the budget.
If Chatsomews we can send you, they donated their hard earned money for this, they need their money's worth.
Oh my lord.
Are you not enjoying this?
We could always swap it and have us...
We're not allowed to have lunch before the puzzle's done.
Oh that's alright, we're gonna solve this very very soon.
Oh this is a nice edge piece.
That is a...
That is an edge piece for the other side unfortunately, that's a right side edge piece.
Which we're slowly gathering together.
We can maybe start putting stuff together on the right side.
I don't think we can.
I'm looking at the state of the board dude and it's not our side.
Well the thing is, this is working like any other game, right?
The further we go without success, the more likely success is where we're going.
If you say so, I think I understood some of those words.
The success is becoming concentrated over here. The left piece is here somewhere.
I think, um...
No, no dude.
What?
Not only did the pieces fall on the floor, I'm looking at your remaining pieces. None of them are edge pieces.
You mean I've missed it somewhere.
But this is an edge. You're just lying.
Um, I don't know that, but that's like a top edge.
Okay.
It's... This is...
This is cooked.
This is too cooked.
I think we need to take the executive decision that, um, we might have...
Are you done?
We might have failed to do a six plus puzzle.
this is an edge
it is hold on turn it around
hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on
yes
i think that is
he was dooming over here bottom right
does it connect? it does connect bottom right
to the side of the bottom right corner
like uh... yeah oh no no no
like that yeah
aha
there we go
progress has been made
Okay. You kept saying we were out of any chances.
We made some sort of, this is such a mess.
You gotta tweak this out afterwards.
It's the best that we've made with this.
This is like the worst thing as I've ever come to it.
All right, let's see.
All right, I've run out of edges.
I think that's it.
I don't know where we are anymore.
I'm sorry, I feel like a fact that we've failed me.
Okay, so all right.
All right, time.
Right, last, last split, Jesse came in,
top to the healing meter, left, didn't elaborate.
So we need to nerf him by playing blindfolded and having me and Preach
You look like Hentai Banner
Alright, I am blindfolded. I can't see
How would you like this instruction? I mean, do you want some movement?
Left
Shall we practice?
I think left is strafe left, right? Don't turn your mouth
Oh wait! Oh no!
Don't do that! We did not tell you gobbling jumps
Let's not do that, Jesse
Okay, my hand-
Stop moving forward!
Listen, listen, this is not my keyboard.
Alright.
Now, thank you for that orientation.
Now I'm moving left and right, yeah?
Yes, and now if you could backpedal.
If please backpedal, just a smidge.
Keep coming.
Hold it for like six seconds.
Am I going off the edge if I do this?
No, no, no, you're good.
Trust me, I do not want you ninja-pulling the boss.
Oh.
Alright, stay there.
Yeah, okay, you're fine.
You've doubly jumped into Algrax's crotch.
Okay, he's just- he wants feeding, but not like that, and certainly my hand-
Now anchored on the movement keys that won't happen again. All right. This is Jordan's place. It's my mouse on the screen working
Yeah, you are moving the cam. You're all right. So maybe I could buff. Yeah
Sure. Yes
You're way ahead of the game they still don't you start a pull time. Okay. Yeah, you've got I need a flask
Okay, right
um so you know in both sections oh yeah i um which one's oh is it the red next to the
okay jordan doesn't know what the new flasks look like i do but i can't see it in there
okay so is i was working out if it was the blue one i think it's the red one production i was
production leaking the fact that i was hoping she has to figure it out yeah i have the haste
masks. All right so mouse left a little bit more okay I feel like I'm doing a
claw machine. You should just say stop. Keep going left until stop yeah. Okay yeah stop.
Hold on the mouse is like tight need to loosen up. I know it's going to move everything.
No no no this is good actually right now straight down. Okay hold on I lost the
Q button. Okay this must be tilde this must be one. There is a slight concern that we can't
move the mouse without you having to rearrange your hands. That's a little concern. Well
the mouse is just really tight. Okay now where am I going for the flat? Okay so now straight
down. Keep going, keep going, keep going. Three hours later. Oh okay, whoa whoa whoa
that's crazy right up it's not faster than the furious uh stop and now right
he's like a claw machine did we do it no no right right oh i thought you meant right click oh
okay now up let's stop let uh now click wait what is that click now there you go quick now
Excellent. Yeah, we did it. Get down everyone now. Now. Help me to help me to put earth shield on a relevant target
I have a question. Yeah, what's earth shield? Oh good
Okay, very good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just wait is just terrible at putting groups together
So he called and demanded your presence. Well, they thought maybe I'd have no end of fall
Well, it's in his name, right? Just wait.
So, is this a... Would you consider, Jeef, that what you're about to do is a statement overall that you would like to pass to community that Rastor Shaman is so easy that you can literally play Raid Bosses blindfold?
It's true that when you're playing for Temmic Rastor Shaman, you drop a Totem, it chainheels. You chainheel, it also chainheels. The chainheels go everywhere. We don't need to do anything.
Will you be popping Ascendants into Chainheel?
Very often, yes.
Typically court, you know stacked up with a bunch of totems no reason to pop a sentence
You don't have totems down to chain heal your chain. You know
Yeah, but that makes no sense. Oh, he's cool for a spirit when things get spicy my bag. Yeah. Yeah. All right
You're all set the summons are coming in the players are on their way. We've got excellent frugal win
We've got swag in they haven't arrived yet though. I seem now
I can't talk about the cooldown of the fifth button on the top row. That is my most important button
It's on a 30 second cooldown. I'll drop it now
Healing rain down. Yes, and then I can move it somewhere else
So you guys need to help me put my healing rain in a useful spot and mind you to put it down
Okay
Well, that looks like a useful spot
Okay
That's what's been since I haven't pulled the boss yet. No, no, you're doing really well. Yeah, but you gotta pre-heal everyone
Jane he'll go off right now. Yeah. Okay. Yes. All right. I should feel I should tell you your healing rain did not work
Oh, did it not go anywhere?
I know, I feel like I know what you just screwed up really, Bob, late for.
Is it a bit mean?
Did I put it down somewhere?
Nope.
Um, on the damage picture.
You haven't dragged the icet off, you just didn't activate when you pressed it.
Are you sure?
And it still did not?
I can see you pressing it.
I think it's, you've got no line of sight on what you're trying to do.
Yeah, I think it's because you're not bringing over the details.
There you go.
Yay!
We did it!
It's gonna go off where my mouse is, so I do need you to help me with that.
We need to put my mouse in a relevant spot somewhere on the screen.
Just put it in the middle, we'll put you in the middle.
Where's the middle?
Okay, do you see your character?
No!
Just move your mouse to your character.
Maybe I should have changed these to app player macros.
That would have been, I mean, just tap the boss.
I don't want to do that and then pull it.
What, with healing ring?
Will it drop at your feet if you tap the boss?
No, it'll only drop where my mouse is.
Oh, is it a mouse over?
Yeah, it's an app cursor macro.
But we could change that, okay?
Can you do that blindfolded?
Yes.
All right.
Okay.
Hit the escape key.
I think I did.
Nope.
Okay, we can't see your mouse.
Wiggle your mouse.
It's not on the screen right now.
Do you have, okay.
Oh, it was on the other one.
Halt, go down until we say.
Stop.
Left until we say.
Stop.
Up a little smidgey boo.
Click.
All right, we're in, okay.
There is a problem.
Yeah, wait, hold on there first.
The overlay from the rest of the first
is up here on the microphone screen.
Yeah, you're trapped.
I would just press escape.
I'm gonna cheat for this part.
Oh, shat board.
Yeah, I'm cheating for this part.
Did you even make it to the pull?
No, we made it.
The layer.
Well, we almost pulled the boss.
That target.
No, no, no, player.
I want him on me, I don't want to die.
I don't know if it was a saving that.
Okay, there's a problem, this is a German keyboard.
Are you expecting to still top the healing meters here?
Is that Zyan?
No, Frago's DPS right now though.
We have Ryzen, Athena, I don't recognize, Zaytla, Eitan, Saiv.
It works. I healed the power of my son. Okay, that didn't happen. We're good to go now
This is I really need you to hold the right mouse button and turn your mouse to the left
No, no, no, no, I want it. I want a challenge as well here. All right, and I'm moving
Yes, you need a bit more to the right. You need to come a little right
Left left left left. There you go left left and pull it down. So maybe most up with the mouse perfect
Yes, now we've got good view.
And I have boss targeted.
You seem to be going to do DPS.
Of course!
Now?
No, I don't know.
Okay, first of all we need Earth Shield.
Mouse down until we say.
Halt, left until say.
Halt, up.
Stop.
Mires, click.
No!
Riptide
And then I would go up and right in equal measure so up until we say
Stop and right a smidge. All right, you good
Up tiny tiny down a little yeah press nailed it that was the ready chest
So now you know where your mouse is. It's pretty centered.
I just put my... 15 second full timer.
Right, press bloodlust now.
Come on!
This is exactly what I didn't want.
Have you got audio?
Alright, 3, 2, 1, go!
Lightning bolt!
Yes, lava burst in.
Perfect, perfect.
Alright, everybody's grouped on you. They have pulled the boss to you.
So you can start healing now. They're taking some of the AWE damage.
The webs are coming get ready to run. They're not under you. How the hell is this happening?
We need to angle I think to see under his feet.
Yeah, you need to be chain-y old.
That's it, that's good, that's good.
I need to chain-y old?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
All right, Hopeful's trolling you. He's putting you in a poison.
These mages, am I right?
Yeah, defensive, I defensive, okay.
No, you totally fine.
I read it's a fallhouse.
Somebody died but it wasn't your fault.
You're not, you need to hold your right mouse button
and turn it to the right a little bit
because you're not, that's perfect.
Okay, now you got to walk forward.
Walk forward a smidge.
Oh, they brought it to you!
Oh!
Oh, they gripped you out!
Racco!
Racco dragged you out!
Okay, so right now it's button down and certainly camera to the right.
And walk forward.
Alright.
Walk forward, shall we say?
Yep.
Stop.
Aim camera left a bit.
Left a bit more.
Walk forward now.
Until we say.
Stop.
Alright, go Jay, you got this.
Alright, more.
Yeah, stop blasting.
Okay, how many people are you healing because otherwise I'm just not going for it?
I mean a little bit. Yeah, why not change chain mill now. Okay
Toe them manual
Yeah, don't think they want to tell me if you want me a lot of you. Okay. No, everyone's full HP
Okay, we'll just had the big a we soak so do a little bit of a we healing. Yeah, you're love about some cool down
Yeah, yeah, that's it. All right. It's awesome. Like a big damage. Oh
Okay, the bosses move we're going into phase two now
We're going to have to dodge the boss charging across the-
Oh!
Okay, now you can start spam healing from here.
Right.
Maybe walk forwards a little bit.
Okay, that's fine.
Alright, let's see where the adds are spawned in.
Okay, so now we want to strafe right.
That's it.
And uh...
Train lightning?
Yeah, are you- to press tab?
Yeah, yeah, you can train lightning now.
Okay.
You're not targeting anything.
oh okay now run forward forward forward right that's it you fine we did good
well you're totally fine yeah keep trying to grip you
me or kill me who's gripping you it's a little bit of both it's a little bit of
both right people are taking a light bit of damage you could put a little bit of
Alright, tell me to get into feed. Alright, move your mouse up. Oh, someone yanked it. Damn!
Okay, so walk forwards.
Yeah, walk forwards to the boss now. Keep going for a while.
Yeah, keep going. Yeah, keep going for a while.
Hold. I'm gonna, you've been rooted. It's fine.
Okay, next phase has started.
People are full health over here.
Is this okay?
Not yet. You're still rooted. So keep walking forward.
Hold. You got rooted again. There's a lot of webs.
We're not gonna weed.
No, yeah. I don't know if we can stay through those.
Two seconds to unroot. Right, walk forward.
keep going you've got to get across the other side of the platform uh-huh keep
walking almost there right hold okay stop now all right now you can healing
right yep yep right so you come a slightly to the right now there you go
you can lava burst now yeah you were just not slightly in front of him yeah
you weren't facing him quite I was big damning you are so we're not going to
try and put you in the soaps because they keep gripping you out of it
Yeah, because I'd have to run the entire time.
Oh, check your luck.
Check your luck.
Yeah, yeah.
We're taking some damage.
Some people aren't going in the silk.
Oh, the Ascendants.
Are we using healing rain yet?
OK, Ascendants worked.
Maybe put healing rain down.
You're right in the midst of everybody now.
You can DPS now, everyone stops.
OK, OK.
Ascendants worked, clearly.
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're actually surprisingly doing well.
It's unfortunate, Lysin and Fraggo are in here,
but you're definitely dominating the other pug healers.
Absolutely, absolutely.
Yeah.
He does that a lot.
Little trickle damage, nothing special going on.
Alright, okay, back pedal, back pedal.
Little bit, little bit, stop, stop, stop, right there.
Okay, we're going, we're almost doing stage two.
Can I be like, yeah, we're gonna keep you
out of the dodges now, out of the charges.
We're gonna do a really good job of that.
We're nearly there, let's see, you've got something.
All right, stage two incoming.
Boss is now burrowing down.
Maybe we can do some damage to the adds,
although we got a little bit of damage out last time.
Yeah, they're not spawning yet.
just doing he's just doing he's not back yep hold I think they were hoping to
kill it before it oh yeah he's gone the charge is great all right you've got a
charge on you run forward run forward run forward stop okay you good yeah that
charges dodging in that's fine all right yeah we need to turn him around for
the ads like hold right mouse button and tilt camera to the right keep going
keep going yeah keep going keep going keep going perfect yeah we need a bit
more of a bird's-eye view though so maybe tilt the camera up a bit yeah there we go
oh yeah the other way now you've got line of sight on the ads so you can just
check like oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I could healing rain maybe it's just
little trickle like Ryson Frago was yonking all the healing off you to be
honest all right now we can try and get you back to the boss yes he's ready to
Maybe we can maybe we can feed the boss. Okay, so walk forward just a little little tiny bit
Hey
left
All right, wait hold on I've managed to make you're in a little bit of a awkward direction. Okay, so forward a bit more
Oh, no, it's fine. The first boss has been fed right. We're gonna keep running towards the bar
Right keep your blindfold on they're gonna come and change this overlay on your PC. Okay. Yeah, Sam's gonna change it
So he's gonna shuffle you
Okay, hold we couldn't see you couldn't see the top left you screen if your camera is not in the right place
We have no idea. Okay
All right, good. Can we get into the boss? Yeah, all right. I believe okay. First of all stop moving
Yeah, sorry, Sam's just changing one thing that we're just gonna wait for that for a second. Just that the idea
How did I do?
Are you getting into the boss Sam?
We're gonna have to try and start a summon out which is not gonna work.
Yeah run me to the boss maybe.
Yeah cause he's gotta click the bat.
Yeah he's gotta click the bat.
Keep running.
We're headed to Bloodbound Horror, yeah?
So you guys have to get me in the downstairs phase and keep me out of the puddles and avoid the beam.
Yeah, we did really well.
Yeah, I'm surprised I didn't get hit by a charge. Thank you guys. That was good.
Yeah, you may have got slightly hit by one.
We may have failed you slightly.
I like how you can say anything about it, like personal or health stuff.
No, they get you well. I mean, you're very well protected by your ex-radar friends right now.
Yes, very good, very good.
Yeah, we were going to have you into Soak.
Oh, how are we going to... Okay, this is actually rough.
How are we going to get him into the front soles?
Just follow the group. I'll be in one group or the other and just stick me in it.
I'm more okay. Yeah, no, this is fine
We need some terminology for you Jesus. I'm sorry run it a curve
Scroll the mouse forward. Oh
when I was
Changing your transmog on tree and Jesse. Oh
Count sharing and that's not funny. Oh, yeah
No, I didn't do that but you I was well I say leaned on your mouth and I scroll wheeled
I thought I was going to zoom out the camera.
Yep, just like when I put my hand on the keyboard and pushed against the wind and almost pulled the boss earlier.
Nothing happened.
Okay, I don't mean I'm throwing him, but some used your Ankh. He died to Trash.
What? I needed that!
I mean, to be fair, I doubt I would have been able to finish the Ankh in Compat anyway.
I had him resumed control.
Okay, yeah. Oh, there, this is fine.
You got him killed again. All right.
Well, there'll be a red shortly. They're finishing Trash.
Alright, alright. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're finishing trash. You're gonna be okay. Alright, so this boss we need to make sure that Jesse is
in the correct group for the downstairs phase. Yeah, just put me in one of the groups and have me follow along.
And we need to dodge the heroic mechanic, which is the beams coming out at the sides of the bosses and going
anti-clockwise.
So there's a few things that we need to do. There's also a big circle you're gonna have to get me out of. And tentacles.
Yeah, you got a lot of work to do. Oh, yeah, and ideally I don't run the tentacles through my friends
Oh, yeah, no that would never happen. Of course, especially not over the majors. No
I guess they must have told the raiders that I'm blindfolded if they were rescuing me out of things
Actually, I don't think they did. I think they just assumed that you've lost it in your old age
Fair assumption. Let's be honest. I am in fact 39 years old. Yeah, I mean, all right
We need to accept the reds, I guess.
Me too!
We need to accept the rest, so move the cursor up.
Okay, now left.
Okay, now click down.
No, no, no, no, no, as in that, sorry.
Go up.
My directions are...
Okay, now click.
Yeah.
Am I alive?
Yes, you're alive.
Okay.
And now maybe rebuff.
Okay, am I pushing water shield?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
And I should her shield myself I guess and perhaps the tank. Yeah, you know, I don't know which group you're gonna be assigned to hold on
Do they do 135? Yes, 135 to 4 6. Okay. What's your character name?
Geith Shaman
Oh, it's like how could you not figure that out? Okay, I didn't read them all
All right, so you are group 4. I assume you have your groups, let's go
Sure
Yes
Sure, why the hell not?
Looking at this set up that makes sense
Yeah, yeah, okay, so your group four so dude I assume that's going to the right
Okay, that would be standard play. Can you turn to the left? Don't move just turn to the left. Yeah pan the camera round
Oh, sorry
You're telling me to do something to get distracted.
I'm just spinning in circles.
Chat love spinning, it's fine.
Okay, so pan the camera round to the right.
Okay, halt.
We're past, now we're looking at the boss.
Excellent.
Should I tab and target him?
Yeah.
Just don't press any button.
Just don't flame shot.
Okay, all right, very good.
Oh, cool.
What's happening?
The silence is disturbing.
I had to run and get changed quickly.
So I can join you in a fine Echo shirt.
Oh, and a quick outfit change.
It is a nice jersey.
It is.
I do like the Echo jerseys.
Are these on sale?
Or are these not for the lowman?
No, they are.
Yeah, you can order a jersey, and you
can have your own name added to it.
Ooh!
ExplatioMark, merch in the chat.
I got you in the chat.
We're in the chat!
in yeah I'm coming that's that blasted and I'm strafe left for say three more
seconds forward a bit forward right you with the group you're still on top of
right right right right right forward forward in the sludge left left keep
running right do this like a pro this is shambles okay you get there okay yeah
Yeah, this is fine.
All right, we have the beams coming in.
We're in a good position.
Now we want to go right.
That's it.
OK.
Keep going.
Just straight, hard right.
Straight, hard right.
Maybe move backwards a little bit.
Back paddle a smidge, stop.
Does it stop?
Hold.
Healing rain here.
How long do they?
Ah, perfect.
OK, now we need to get you into the frontal.
Ideally, it's going to be about here.
Let's see if we can see.
You'll be able to see the Earthspan and move.
All right, now we need to run left.
left left left left left go go go go fast fast fast and hot!
Yay!
We did it!
Alright, so maybe hand your camera to the left a little bit.
Left and tab.
That's it, tab?
Alright.
Right a bit you went too far.
There you go, you good.
Chain lightning.
Oh wait we need to run for it oh!
Alright my disease.
Er yeh but they're probably gonna rezz you they're marking you hold on.
Did you not warn me you had a slicer?
They're being spawned on you.
They spawned! You just got sniped!
We can neither confirm or deny whether it was intentional.
I've been murdered. But the beam literally spawned in your face.
They did not only just kill you by the way.
If I'm not the group I imagine more than one.
This is outrageous. Where is the res?
Who they resed? I think they should.
A helper. They actually did wipe on this boss earlier.
earlier. Oh really? Yes, in one of the runs they watched us. Was it just a low DPS run?
A couple of people got clipped by a beam exactly like this and then they didn't have the DPS
to kill the adds downstairs and you get overwhelmed with adds and add shields to the boss, makes
it unfeelable. I've been doing heroic with viewers and we were fine up until Lovinax, that's a high,
you need some good deeps on that one. True. That boss is quite difficult. Yeah, if you fall
behind on the damage by the last platform, we get every egg, we hit Berserk multiple times.
Oh yeah, because you did the the heroic grade was I could say yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're not clearly yet
We'll get there. We'll get there, but it's it's it's fun as hell
But every boss I've seen so far is demolished by a bit of gear
We've kind of been talking about this lightly between us on the couch
How do you feel about mythic because we're just saying you know sometimes?
Yeah, or just sometimes normal and heroic falling quite quickly
has no reason to have any indication of how mythic will be but the last three
to be if was at once the last three could be hell. I think you could blindfold off
G. there's literally nothing happening. You're just dead. Oh that's so bright when
I've been blindfolded. Yeah exactly where you are stood is where they cast the
beam at you. Yeah and it was this angle as well I didn't quite see the
shadowy little indication of where it was. We could have been more into the group I suppose.
If I've been stacked with everyone they could be stacked.
They were doing it just after the mount.
And we were also so...
To be fair, that means it probably wasn't a snipe.
I don't think it was a snipe.
They want to position the beam in such a way that it minimizes the time.
Oh, it went in the same spot this time as well.
That means they have the maximum amount of time before the beams come over to these...
We somehow managed to put you in exactly the right place for the perfect beam.
Some would say that was your fault.
No!
Oh!
We've been gifted a question mark box.
This is so ominous!
Okay.
I'll read it in a second. I'll quickly finish the story because otherwise I'm going to forget.
It's a Windwalker Monk, I have no haste. That was the problem. I have like 2% haste and apparently you really need haste on that cost.
Okay, so the box says a gift inside for Medic.
And then it says B-E.
B!
It says medic BE right?
Okay, okay a gift inside for medic if he answers these questions three
Oh a gift inside for medic B if he answers these questions three
So the major issue I had with this right is if we have a look at this this BE up here
This looks like an S set which is a lesser in the German alphabet in Strasse heisse etc
So I thought this was medics
It is now.
But it's not, it's Medic B.
Wow!
A gift inside from Medic B if you answer this question to me.
I can't open it until instructed.
So you're just going to patiently wait?
Yep.
No more talking.
Just waiting.
Okay, we're just going to sit in the stair.
Oh, Mitch has told me I can open it now.
Okay.
I'll wait for Mitch to...
Oh.
I have to open three questions.
Where are the questions?
Instructions of the quiz!
I hope you were all the voices of the stream though, Miss.
No, now I'm on it.
Okay, let me put this, if I put this here.
Yes.
Oh my god, it looks so ominous.
It does, also the gold pen.
Yeah, I love the gold pen.
Very impressive.
We have three questions for you.
Okay.
They're all Zalatath related.
Oh no.
Okay, if you can answer them all correctly.
Okay.
You will be allowed to open the box.
Okay, and if I get one wrong?
No box for you, yeah.
How are you gonna stop me?
I'll come and see you.
No, I can't.
Yes, Sam, I'd like to see you try, mate.
I'm quick on the trigger with opening boxes.
Okay.
Three questions about Xalata.
Can Jordan help me?
No.
Jordan, if you mute your microphone,
they'll never know.
Six.
How many times does that have?
I will allow this.
Jordan can help you with facial reactions only.
You can't shake your head or like nod.
No yeses or noes.
Can I get one ask the audience?
No.
You want to trust chat?
Trust chat for one question.
Let's start that.
They would never like us.
Yeah, we'll give them two options.
Yeah, we could do a poll.
Okay, cool.
Are these multiple choice questions?
No.
Can they be?
No, please?
Absolutely not.
It's a good gift in there.
You want this gift.
I mean, I do.
That's why I wanted to,
I want to get the questions right.
I just want the box.
I also, I have this like inexorable urge
to be correct about things.
And it, when tests come up, I'm really worried.
We'll allow you one poll the audience.
Okay.
With two choices, obviously.
And one for another friend?
No.
We're not the answer enough stalling first question. Okay. What is the weapon called that Zalatath was contained in?
What?
It's you got this. I believe you weapon in which she was contained. Yeah, is this in the war with it?
No, well then how am I meant to know that? I
Can use your poll the audience. I work. Well, but I have to give them two options. Yeah
What was the weapon in which she was contained? Yeah
Okay, you can facial facial reactions. Is it a sword of some sort? Is it a bow? Is it an amulet?
That's not a weapon. It's sword? Okay, it's kind of a sword. A hammer. A mace. A long
sword. A big sword. A scythe. It's a weapon. And it's kind of like a sword. What do you
do? A staff. Can you picture Zaltath holding a big-ass hammer? No, but she was contained
within this yeah yeah but she also has the weapon we may have made this too hard
yeah this is impossible like is it the amulet she has around her chest it's a
dagger oh it's this it's a it's a cool dagger there you go okay okay okay that's
what it's called it's called a dagger no I mean the question is imprecise it is
called a dagger
you're not gonna get a no no if I say hey what's it scallop what what's
Excalibur and I say a sword it's called a sword all right, so then have that one. Yeah
Answer of course I wanted the weapon was called Zaltath. Oh
Knife who would have been acceptable, okay, it's not a knife. It's a dagger true
This one might be hard to please
Who freed Zaltath from her prison?
This was in the intro cinematic to this expo. Okay, you would have watched because it played when you started playing the video game
Yeah, I thought we was I probably watched it once then forgot unlucky. Okay, the Jailer does everything obviously
Technically the Jailer is the puppet master so we could say well technically we gave you a hint with the answers to the last question
I didn't listen
It's called Zalatath the blade of something not about the name about when that it's a dragon existed
I mean existed in the cutscene
When did it exist it was dragonflight?
Does it I assume it's chronological the way that wow expansions work? Yeah, so post dragonflight
Who've you got you got the baddie dragons, and you got the goodie dragons?
It's not gonna be chromie well to be fair this this dagger didn't really
exists in Pyrogl's adventures. Okay so was it in is it something from the
twisting nether? Oh so someone's in the twisting nether. Who exists in the
twisting nether? Okay so you can't nod and you can't you can't shake your head.
However could you mouth out the first letter of the person of the thing
person who feeds Alatath? Am I allowed to? Let's ask Jordan this.
Jordan do you know the answer no okay so I'll give you some more because you're
you're a relatively newer player right yes so Zalph has Lord goes way back to
like like old gods way back okay void void result yes that far back so think
about yeah that's really helped me because I I don't know who the old gods
either I know this is it like okay I mean that's a good one
I'm like we got a lot of you busy's law goes way back to yeah but you could you
could go with that answer if you want I could go with this off mm-hmm you could
you could pull chat you could pull chat I've got a nice facial reaction from
over here yeah I'm gonna go with this off I want chat for the third answer
okay that's correct the last question probably the hardest one oh
Oh wow.
So doomed.
How many?
Toes.
Toe rings.
Three.
What was that?
Instant.
We gotta check his browser history.
That's some sketch.
I'm gonna actually check to see if I can get it.
It might be either two or three.
I think it's three.
Hold on.
I have a picture of it.
Give me a second.
Hold on.
I really hope that's right.
That's hilarious.
This is gonna be good.
Just give me a sec.
Do the thing.
Yes, it is!
I knew it!
In D3!
There are in D3 there.
Congratulations.
The question was how many toe-rings would you lick off
and start to touch the toes, right?
Yeah, okay.
Sure.
Okay, so...
I'm sorry, chat.
I couldn't use you for the poll.
I do a preamble for the box.
That, of course.
Oh, yes.
So, within this box contained is a gift
flown from another country.
From an award-winning establishment.
Please feel free to open your box.
Oh, I'm very excited now
Is it award-winning cheese? It's heavy. Oh good be cheese. Do you want to feel it? It's like
All right, okay
All right, here we go
An award. Okay, what's up? Can I keep the box?
Wait, what is that? Pretty sure they're Greg's sausage rolls. Oh no!
You're a kid of the lane!
Thank you!
Let's go!
Are you also Gregson?
I haven't had Gregson in years.
Do you want to put that next to you?
I want to keep this.
I'm going to eat some Gregson.
You can talk. I'll mute my mic.
Excuse me!
We subbed you with the Gregson.
12 Gregson sausages.
Are you joining us?
There's some beans for you afterwards.
Okay, cool.
And there's some more beans.
Thank you so much, Preach.
Thank you, everyone.
I've been told that if you require a ketchup, you may ask for it.
No.
I don't like ketchup.
Ketchup on sausage rolls?
This is...
I...
I mean, I will like that later, but for now we're going...
I'm getting crumbs.
Raw and wriggling is the...
How bad is...
We don't like shoes on the couch.
How bad is crumbs on the couch?
I think you're joining Mike.
We're joining Mike and Alex with us and Emote there.
Emote?
All right, stay for it.
Tell us what you're experiencing right now.
Looks life changing.
Oh.
It looks life changing.
I'm sure everyone has a food like this
because sausage rolls from Gregg's
are not the best sausage rolls in the world.
They're not, 100%.
They're not the fluffiest, they're not tastiest, the sausage meat isn't the most succulent.
However, there is a part of me that just returns to my childhood when I eat a sausage roll.
And the pastry that is stodgy and still moist somehow.
The meat that tastes like it is being processed to Timbuktu and back.
I know for 20p.
It reverts me back to my childhood.
I'm actually, I might cry.
I haven't had a greg sausage roll in probably 15 years and now I have
What an amazing gift!
So many of them
Zalat have delivered the greg sausage rolls
Those questions were flipping hard though lads. Like how am I meant to know that?
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment we've all been waiting for. We've been waiting an entire week for this
That's right. Mike gets to see Adele and Jidji's in a day
And look at him casting the spells so that you can see that Spitfire fuse turned a throwing that dynamite out there
And Mike is of course gonna have to sidestep that otherwise a hell of a lot of damage is gonna be coming in
How do you think he's gonna be dealing with these upcoming lack of breath that's coming in this part of the account?
Welcome to the first two days of heroic
Country that has everything closed on a Sunday these days outrageous shenanigans to poor
Ever since I've been here, attitude.
Ooh, another neck, let's fucking go guys.
I found a neck, I found a neck as well.
Oh, we got beans on toast!
Let's go!
Thank you, thank you.
It smells so bad!
Ha ha ha, the insult.
Oh, it's fun.
Yeah, it's the way they squish.
I know G-Sluts pop up and say that.
Definitely doing splits, but...
Ha ha ha ha!
I wait until you're done talking before I really get to talk.
I was like, you said a case?
Yeah.
They're gonna do splits all day tomorrow.
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm just gonna say that you're fine.
You're not really fine, but you just can't get into it.
You're just like an aroi.
She is almost like a combination of cymox.
Mm-hmm.
A from...
Oh!
Oh, no.
I could push.
I guess he is sleeping.
We saw some of the players who did get timed out, we'll put it that way for being...
They were banned!
Don't put it that way!
They were vacationed!
Speaking from experience, there is different levels to banning, okay?
Now watch the most important question, the most pressing question.
Pressing being the amp word here. When is the laundry returning?
So, we have an ETA of tomorrow 1200.
We'll get the regular updates and keep you all up to date.
Okay, is it splits for the laundry or are you doing a whole combined?
There's going to be a spreadsheet that you need to follow.
Yeah, I will email it to you tonight.
And when it arrives, do we get to split the loot between the kill or is it each person gets them as an individual?
It's going to have to be a personal loot on this one, I think.
Okay, that's a shame, but I was hoping to get one of Cush's shirts, I'll be honest.
Oh, you really don't.
But Charity and a bit of Gamber and some splits and Spinday, I will drink my beanie rim juice.
Beans.
Delicious.
As he masticates the beans, slowly essential.
There you go.
Oh, that's a stubby.
Look at you rat.
So, did you notice how long it took Mike to touch the feet?
As you say.
That bound horror is going to be the one staying down in the unseeming 2% left.
This could go really wrong.
Wait, it's getting in.
Oh no!
It's getting in.
Don't let the shoe channel!
It's gonna get- Oh, come on! Keep plowing!
We've got 0.5% left!
Oh, the raid is getting so low!
Maristair live is time for you to show off
if you're the best player here!
Oh!
They got so lucky!
That's how we start progress, guys.
That's how long it was going.
We dodged the web, guys. Do not die to the web.
It would be kind of embarrassing.
Then we're getting ready to clean the web soon.
We're gonna especially clear around the blue area, we're gonna drag the boss for the back part of it.
We'll do it, fine.
We're gonna go in here to the desert.
Yeah, we're good.
Good.
And then we have the...
Soak coming up, we've never become a first.
We're 1-2, 1-2 in here.
Wanna bring it in?
No.
Watch it.
Yeah, we're really going to.
Oh, I'm dead.
I lost so many, I expected it.
There's a lot of people that went in that were not supposed to go in yet.
Yeah, all supposed to save, dude.
Well, I'm very confused.
They're playing go.
Come on.
That gave me a headache.
Yeah, watch the weapons.
And then we clean the volleys, guys.
And then, after that, we have all remaining people going in.
Safe on.
I'm not the one on the left.
Go in, until shit if you're done yet.
All the way, go far, go far, go far.
You guys are getting hacked hard.
The previous one was also very hard, yeah.
I would mean both in the middle.
D.va, this one is coming.
Don't be too close, don't they?
Not coming.
You spoke to me, Chris, you said.
Don't die. I thought it was going to deal damage.
Yes, same.
Not the same, bro.
I could break the shit.
I mean, there's a generator.
This charge will kill us, yeah.
So we dodge it.
I can still test it.
I take Skull, by the way.
You can take that down there.
And of course, remember, we're going to focus the big boys.
We aim there.
Arch, come here.
We dodge.
It's fine.
And another one.
Watch out, guys.
We're killing these boys here.
And we need to pick up the bodies.
Pick up up.
Like we learned in the splits.
I'm gonna get the cleft from the valkyrie
and make sure to pick up the blue digests
get close to the spider on the floor
we need more people
we need actually more than 20 so we need to go for another round
two left already
we're going into the other
and three more people
ok we're good go go go
one more
he's canceling
ok we're going into this corner
We're going into this corner here, nothing.
Don't forget the webs.
And down is the nice means.
And of course doing it on blue.
I don't know.
We can hit him right now.
Hit me now.
Make a good path here guys.
Make a nice path here.
This will spread.
Only group 1 and 2 yeah?
Last time we had 3 people extra.
And go far.
get initialized of course the flicks winner blue, go far
that's where the gate is, so it's a little bit to the left
that's his mechanic actually already
we're getting ready to cleanse the webs again
I guess you're in breath
something I don't know about
cleanse the and then the remaining people
Spoking here go to blue, to bar, giant sprint
Giant sprint
Careful of the red
Take portal, remember
Let me bring the boss into the middle
Where I'm going to?
Over there also, permanent and then assault on the door
Anadiva on the screen
No, oh I do actually
I also actually noticed
Also I'm going to try to close the ring
Right, that's a walk though
I'll see you in rush in this phase
I'm not tracking the cleanse right now so I'll just call one and then I guess I'll need to do the other.
You tank this one Robin, I'll take the other one.
I'll just send the other one.
I'll do the other one.
I'll take Sky.
There's more of them.
Let's get it.
Pop it.
You want to barrel you?
You barrel, yeah.
Actually, okay the big boys by the way.
They are the ones killing us.
I should charge here.
I'll beep this phone.
You can already pick up a...
Pops if you are
Right to cleanse me here, right to cleanse me, yeah
Pops is quite low if I can start again with cleanse
Yeah, everyone pick up, yeah
Yeah, everyone needs to have, we need 25 in total, so we need, we need some quick rounds either way
You're gonna have some now?
You're gonna have some in this at sea?
You don't have much else
We have a Jollyiskers now
Need four more pickups
And we're done?
Just come and bring it
This time was quicker
Was we even quicker than this?
I have never saw it.
Guys, you need to use it.
Hello?
Use it?
Hello?
Use it?
Yeah.
Come on, Wimms on this.
Yeah, just stand on my next ledge.
Don't trigger the webs.
Watch where you go.
Oh, trigger?
And we're cleaning blue.
We get new weapons and then we clean blue, guys.
Watch both costs.
Someone got a cleaner.
What's over there?
The last one.
Then we have group one and two.
I mean, Aaron, good.
aim there
gank close friend
you get the right damage first
go far with it
there's zepis here
kibos guys
push
one
can win rush move please
you can pop one
what is this loss
group one and two are staying here
group three and four move a bit
that's correct
He said we don't have to kill it, it's under.
We're going in, group one.
We're killing the harboringers of course guys.
There's no support in the team to stand on.
Yeah, definitely not faster.
It's made up.
And then we're watching the beam come that soon.
We're going over there.
We're in front of you guys, in front of you guys.
I can't turn any more, okay?
We need to wait a little bit.
Watch this line, sir.
Wait.
Group is coming.
Where is it?
What the fuck is going on?
Yeah, a little bit.
It's fine.
Group is base.
But yeah, we need to split up, yeah, like yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah group tour the terminal will be split up. Let's see
Let us go one we just run yeah all the way
Pop some coolies
That's good group one here. Hey, the harbingers inside place. What's your plan because outside?
And then we have the beam coming in the inside
Watching the beam here
And then we're left with more
Oh, it's hovering here
There's only hovering us, there's one ad going in, you have to stop
Yeah, he's left with more
And then you're getting ready, kill the things inside
Yeah
What's up, maybe a little bit tight guys, so should hold all of them
Get the gateway for us, so
Yeah
Run away, take the gateway back
I think they went back in after
Prepared?
On Pavey's superior, I should
He's barrier and Rewind it
And we're going to the left group
Come
Green group going a bit further
Green group in it's move, yeah, to the left as well
Yeah, let's go
Okay, there is an ad
Opposite where you're going in guys, yeah?
Yes
It's not across or no?
I'm about to turn the post a bit from the side, okay?
One guy inside, if you can
You see the ads on the slicer coming out
Opposite
Of you on this ping guys
This would be very difficult
Can you root them Mace or something?
Ulaffarri?
Not the Ragnarosh
That's going
They are stunned
Ragnarosh no
I can see them now
We have 6 seconds only
If you are on your side, I can send it home
Send it home
Send it
Kill the smallies, kill the smallies guys
We are out there
Team was cacking us
So you guys have it faster access to it
Yeah, that's fine, but it is easy to ask onion. I don't want to have a microphone
That's fine
I can kill him now
Yeah, that's fine
Do you need to kill the watcher as well? Otherwise the boss is probably shielded
Yes
Yes, jeez
You didn't have enough damage inside or what?
No, the beam boss
No, and the beam boss has a bad beam on me
The webbinger?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
KGV?
It's just time.
Oh.
You said he gets a healer.
No, not time.
He's passing us.
We can act as a...
Everything's gonna pass inside.
What's the time?
I'm just running through the rough.
But maybe I'll be a little hard on the real world.
We should just kill the boss.
Uh...
Yep.
I guess you don't need to rush over.
You can rush someone else, yeah, that's fine.
Yeah, who has the pump?
E.G.
I do.
Just kill only the boss and someone needs to kick the watch up under the boss.
Yeah, under the boss.
He's channelling
There's no combat resets on our side
Unless someone has an engineering item
Stop picking the watcher, kill the boss
Those walls are CCs
That's Western anyone? Anyone in range?
We cannot reset them on the fence
They can't because they're in a different phase
They may see them
They see the arts
On the opposite side of the fence
One out going through
A lot of adds soon
Let's go, let's go!
Yeah, let's go!
First charge is coming. Go around blue guys, form a box around blue. Do not get hit by the charge, everyone else.
Click sprint order.
Don't hit each other of course.
Next one around diamond.
The ankle, sprint that one, but the latest layers you can.
coming now. Now it's good. You see your circle as well. Don't hit each other, don't hit the previous ghosts.
Thanks. Now go into it. And then bring the boss here.
What are you? The C-Mates? What are you doing?
Robo-Stanley? Okay, all right.
Great list. One, it's okay. Let's get actually.
Let me get a little bit closer.
What? And look how much it grows. Yeah, what are the twins can just go for him.
If any charges now roar
Go around green
And one of the decimates snipe the one in the back
I do
One of the culprits
Is that some killer?
You don't sprint this guys, you run out yourself
Run out?
And again the rising star area
Star area, yeah
Hit in the body here
Blue as the box, nice
New charges on blue
Around blue
Tank will sprint it
Don't get hit if you're not targeted.
And WZ.
Oh, it's exploded.
It's fine.
And use a res.
He resed already.
He resed already?
No.
Oh, he resed already.
Our round blue again.
Your charge is coming.
Maybe some room, much to charge.
X-print.
How come AMZ is here?
I killed them with the decimates.
There's one far, what do you mean?
We're getting them, I think.
We're good.
Let's see how the...
A new mark maybe?
Not like this.
Not as good.
Don't get greedy, guys.
Don't get greedy.
Mini-MZ.
I can't.
Nice things done, decimates.
All that rally.
Don't run away, you're gonna run.
No, the Zephyr is here, he's a little tiny person.
Can we AAC as well?
It doesn't work, let's go.
And then we have a new blue.
No sprints for this guys, you need your own shit.
Go go, don't get hit if you're not targeted.
Big gold on you.
And new blue.
Thank you sprint, as soon as it's ready.
Three, two, one, go go.
Don't stand the other ones of cross-cars.
Don't hit each other.
If you just get charged and fight something, you'll be reliant.
Get rid of decimates, hear everything.
Hear everything with decimates.
Use both AMZs.
It's fine.
We're doing another one here of cross-cars.
Like...
On this clue?
Yeah.
And one of the decimates will clear the old ones after.
2 decimates clear, everyone we use the personal on this deck
For the world
Got a barrier, don't ask
Every personal, yeah it's a barrier
Which run 5 of the sharing, yes
Got one alive though, I think
That's not good
On this one you need, on the sweep you need personal guys
Just self-heal everything, rush in and self-heal
Personal, personal, personal
Don't have one alive though, I'm stupid
Oh, baited
New ones, understand?
They're in your box
I think we just don't break anymore, just place them
but don't break them. Kill them all for the next read.
Yes, but don't get hit by the charge if you're not targeted.
Make sure you're on the right path.
But don't do that as glue.
Don't get hit, don't get hit, don't get hit.
Place a new mark.
No, no, just go on the line, like this, you know.
I think boss might do that.
I'm getting nervous now.
But this is easier, you know?
Put this on the side.
I'm on up.
I'm on the next.
One neck, please.
I'm on the left.
First reveps in 10 seconds.
I will call it strands from now on.
Trans will go to the left.
Strands or debuffs?
Remind yourself debuffs now.
I know.
Next level's on the first one.
Strands to the left.
They're over, I say.
Over there.
Get ready for the poison wave soon.
Be far out of poison waves as well.
These reveps we dodge under us.
Give good space, give good space
that's so pressing these watch your feet now after watch your feet and the
strands will go left after and janky can sprint strands to the left our left
guys
gathering up and watch the poison waves if we need to re-wander them
we'll be legged now we'll roar again
replace here and go back
Let's use the Zephyr 0 though and get in the darkness and do it.
Gather up, gather and the thing.
Let's have all to go to the right.
Have big mobility, you can place left and then run to the right.
It was in you.
It's trans coming, place a sprint to the right boys.
Follow the waves out.
Make room.
Maybe rewind it a little.
Right go to the left.
Right going to the right now.
Next T-Rex will go to the left.
Trans will go to the left.
So, I have some sprint.
Print ending now, watch it.
And watch your feet, everyone else.
Breaking box, watch your feet.
Get into the shit, fuck it.
Watch your feet.
Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah.
Was a bit tight, Hank.
We can hang and we can restart, I guess, the gates.
And over the fence.
And now we'll roar this, and we'll fly again.
You'll rewind before the thing, uh...
That was rally, that was rally, what's your guys for too far ahead?
It's me one now, very good.
Get in, everyone's in.
You can Zephyr, Zephyr, Fager.
Ads coming soon, with strands going to the right.
Thank you sprint in some and you get it.
Strands going to the right, basic press.
What are you running?
From the box, give them room break.
Okay, next ads again and we watch your feet during this.
as that's your prestige
and the mason is land them
uh... i use before what's your feet
as that's your star
watch me
i'm not that good
great damage and now we'll roar soon to the next spot
no gateway on this guys
so you rewind when we came there
we have the bottom reset, nice
i do have it then
i can't screw it in here
We're getting the barrier
Get in
And this is again
Watch the adds coming soon, we're looking to press
Add press, Frago or not?
I'll say it again
Poison waves coming soon
Watch it, a lot of...nice
That's the rewinded sandwich coming
Watching our feet soon
Exits adds plus pu, Frago oppressing
Watch the webs under you. Watch feet. Watch feet. Watch feet
Just done ready. Nice thing. I don't
That's no these are new
Bmz
He names you guys honey diva
He names it before you leave
It's don't walk through too much shit here. We'll dress up again. Yeah, you can reservo and you can instigate removing
I'm down son. Oh, this gets perfect. You should be around them. Yeah, then get in
Progress Q, Progress Q.
It will pull you a bit.
Every battle.
Get to the edge, it will pull you a bit.
Okay, it's fine.
Evo to the right, strands to the right.
Cliff sprint to them now.
Yep.
The right.
It's fine.
You go to the back middle then after, it's fine.
This is not even bad.
Bats coming soon.
Okay, you can rush me.
May see, no press, man stuns.
Nice, you can stun as well now.
Where are the Evo stuns?
Next strands to the left.
Right towards the right.
And what's feet?
What's feet?
Jack's feet now?
What's feet?
Arm and feet.
Good job, man.
Pressure feet is ready. He just executes.
That's right, sir.
True.
Gosh, damn!
What's this loot?
A rat pallet in with a weapon ready to go.
Like, that's a... that's an interesting one.
What's that?
Why is Kenix in a trash bin?
Robo-Kenix bin?
What? Who rises?
What's the ritual?
It might be a beast!
This is just a delicious little turd.
Right, even though there it is.
Nutty.
Beautiful.
Thanks, Mike.
This is for Dalaran.
It exploded.
Oh no, lost!
Take the boss and it's at 4%.
Look at that.
The boom twist is smoldering the last parasites.
Oh, don't give in to them.
Jump straight to that box, what the hell?
Damn, he valiantly leapt to the box.
That is a strong choice.
That is one of the choices you could have made.
That is the most choice of all time.
You're right now, we have a patient.
You're going to be fine, please don't worry about it.
Yes!
Kick parts, KKI.
Let's talk about Charity for Kids.
There's no way we're going quad DJs because it is mad if we're not ringing
narco because he's DJs asking it.
My son, three forests of Lordaeron whispered the name.
It's about to get cold in Naruba.
That's a lot of DJs.
That's a fail.
Well, maybe just pop it in there.
All the way.
Come on now.
Keep going.
There we go.
Nearly done.
Oh, yes.
mate. Pop it in. Plop that in you girl mate. We're gonna come real brief. We're just gonna wash our hands.
We're submitting this situation.
We can't. Got the ****. Oh we beat it!
I'm sending one over to you D.V. who's been staring at dog pictures.
Yeah, that's fine. I'm waiting for a pull any minute now.
I'm real. God bless Echo. And their lack of ability to pull a boss.
And we are joined by the one, the only, Zalastar. I didn't really judge a beat out.
Oh no!
And you didn't make him up, okay?
He's so...
I didn't take his toes.
You didn't take the toes?
What are we saying, Evan?
What's going on? How's it going, beautiful?
I feel lovely like Prisma.
It's been served for so long.
Oh my gosh! Are you okay? I'm a patient!
Oh, we do?
We need to scrap in! No, no!
You need to calm down.
No, I think he's not okay!
Okay, let's have a look at the patient.
I'm going to put the patient on the table.
Oh, that looks bad.
Oh my God, it's real. It's very bad. What do you think?
Uh, well, there's a few lacerations to the abdomen.
I think it's a proctalgia.
You think it's proctalgia?
You think it's butt hurts?
Okay.
We can have an investigation of the anus.
First up, can you get me masked up and blubbed up, please?
I will, of course.
Let me get my gloves on first.
How long have you been working in this hospital?
This is my first time.
I can tell.
Proctalgia is not usually the thing we would first present with in this sort of case.
I think it's pretty important.
Multiple contusions and lacerations to the entire abdomen and the left cavity.
You're still talking!
Yes, that's my job!
He's dying!
He's not dying!
Do we have an anesthesia?
I need some succinothonium, please.
Okay, kids.
I think this will do.
Okay, sure.
Whatever you say.
Okay.
That's the wrong side.
Okay.
What do we have?
Do we have...
Do we have anesthesia here?
Is he under?
Yes, yes, he's totally under.
Yeah.
Okay.
I will drape the patient for you in just a moment, doctor medic.
Okay, that's good.
This is going to be very audible for the people who might be watching from the gallery.
Just put it on, please.
I'm trying my very best.
I'm just so nervous.
Thank you.
I think he's dying to the proctulture.
You learned one word in med school.
in med school, it's not funny, a man's life is at stake.
Okay, let me investigate.
Oh, he's bleeding!
I only have one good eye.
Okay, can you drape the patient for me please?
No.
I'm draping the patient.
The clamps are for the anal fishes.
That's not a drape, that's a medical mask.
The drape's over here, here we are.
I'm draping the patient, I'm draping the patient.
Drape.
We need to be able to access the thoracic cavity,
okay, so on the side, yep, nice.
And then some tape, please, or some clamps to keep that down.
I will investigate.
OK, so how are you feeling?
OK, can't answer because he's under anesthesia, yeah, that makes sense.
That is how that works.
Probably should have known, shouldn't I?
OK, do you have a scalpel?
We do have a scalpel, Dr. Medic.
OK, that's a pair of tweezers.
But we can try.
OK.
As a medical student, can you explain to me
where you would, what you'd access first?
I would access that middle area.
You're part of your brain that remembers things, I would try to do that too!
In the middle area, I would-
He was your supervisor!
I would start with the middle!
You start with the middle, okay.
Well, he does-
You're gonna be fine, Precia, worry about it.
He has some butterflies in his stomach, so we're gonna try and remove the butterflies
if we can.
Alright.
Is this one of your hairs?
Probably.
It's a bit too short, I think it might be mine.
We usually use some sort of hand-net for this sort of situation, but here we go.
Okay.
He's bleeding!
You're bleeding!
Okay, you're not very chill.
Okay, aha!
We have the butterfly removed from the stomach.
No wonder you hear the crocodiles!
Butterflies in your stomach would cause proctalgia.
You can also have growths in your stomach,
depending on what you eat.
Usually the hydrochloric acid will remove it for you, obviously,
but it doesn't work in every case.
I've seen a bit of broccoli pulled out of someone's lung.
You're talking while he's dying!
We've removed the butterflies.
Okay, I think Maxel would do the foot.
foot you do the foot the left one the left foot okay that's this okay this is
right okay this is okay I'm gonna close the window okay good job his Achilles
heal is slightly elastic but I think we can make this work let's have a try
I I did not have you there we are there's an Achilles heal for you as
well we'll remove that very good job okay can we have a bit of time for the
I'm sorry, what are we doing now?
The tape on the wound, please!
I'm taping it, I'm taping it!
That's whole area, it isn't Skywile anymore, but we'll settle in with it.
I think he's waking up, I think he's waking up!
He's waking up? Yes!
Okay, he's still asleep, we're fine.
Ah! It helped with his pencil hand as well, we got that out, should we?
There you are. Thank you so much!
Okay, this is great to see.
Great surgical technique there.
Thank you so much. Okay, this is great to see.
Great surgical technique there.
Okay, can he also have a spanner in his foot that is somehow taped back down to his other foot now?
You need to be a bit more careful with this taping. Here we are. There's his spanner.
Have you noticed any arthrosis? Anything like that?
No, I've only seen Pyrrexia.
Pyrrexia? You think it's febrile?
Yeah, it's some rivalry.
I don't think his fever and his nose running are the most important things in the world right now. I'm gonna be honest
He's still got some spare ribs that we must
Sturnotate
Sturnotates, I can't even remember what that means. He's got what?
Sneeze he's intubated
Okay, we're gonna get rid of the spare mints.
That explains it, that explains it.
Oh, there we go.
Have a spare m-
Oh my god, I'm so glad you're here, medic doctor.
If you save that for your dog later, that would be great.
I will do that.
Okay, do you think we need to remove his funny bone?
He'll be more like Preach then.
He has a funny bone?
Yeah, okay, very much like Preach.
Yeah, it's true.
We shouldn't be laughing, Mr. Serious Medicine.
I think there might be some laughing gas in his room.
Yeah, quite possibly.
We do have a broken heart.
Afraid that that's going to be quite difficult to extract here.
Do you have him on bypass?
Yeah, I bypassed him multiple times.
Okay, let's just ignore him and walk into another room apparently.
Yes.
Oh, this is a toughie.
You're not really helping them, I'm going to be honest.
I'm still looking up on YouTube how to do...
There we are.
We got rid of his heart.
An operation.
Good job!
Are you supposed to get rid of the heart?
If we're trying to be preach it makes the most-
No!
Oh no!
No, lick it off!
Lick it off!
I think we saved him.
Oh my god, we did it!
High five.
Thank you so much, doctor.
Let's go.
I cannot believe-
Okay, he might be dead now.
He might be dead now.
Just give him more beans, fuck.
We removed his heart and beans are good for the heart.
Let's listen in with wave.
But at the start, we are so clean, like I was so clean on these initial egg cracks, right?
And then they missed a word.
Get on the fucking board!
That was a classic cast of course, waiting to happen.
Oh, these toes are so tasty, Jesse.
You're in kit with your, I don't like feeding you that.
Oh my god.
Oh lord.
That is INSTANT PAIN.
Okay.
I like that.
He's just um...
Oh.
...with the notes.
Alright.
He leads our raid.
He is Scrype.
Do you like green eggs and wipes?
I do not like them, sets or Scrype.
I do not like green eggs and wipes.
I do not like them with a Roger.
I do not like them with a Spider.
I do not like them with a Worm.
I do not like them, I confirm.
I do not like them in a raid. I do not like them. I'm afraid I
Do not like green eggs and wipes. I do not like them said so ascribe
How intently Roger is staring at the screen saying can I see this world? Can you see this world?
Under 10% for Echo a monumental pull from them
Yeah, phenomenal.
Oh, he's getting worse.
He's got us.
I think drinking the milk would spread it around the mouth.
That's what I think I did that.
Oh, yeah, the shrimp.
Yeah, the fish.
Yeah, no, that's that.
This is my first shoot in a row where I'm just putting shit in my mouth.
God, I am so fucking irricked.
Huh?
I'm hyped, I mean.
What?
You guys have been asking as to, you know,
how strong Canex is in this particular encounter.
So I've had a little bit of a look and I can show you exactly what purpose he is fulfilling with the help of production here, okay?
What is my purpose you kill worms and give mark of the wild? Oh
My god, yeah, welcome to the club
Huge book from a lot absolutely acid and you can see one or two changes one or two minor
Changes to how they're pulling that and that boss is dead
Thank you so so much, and we have raised an amount that I think have we yeah, we've broken ten thousand
Dollars
Yeah, see I prefer I do prefer six big ones. Yeah came out under it
I need to
Easy for us safe
As I've ever seen it.
We are all signed up here in Cologne!
Echo has managed to do it in good stead before they go to bed.
That's a good thing to do, you two fuckers.
Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's time that we all,
you, I, Geith, and everyone in the chat, can we salute our boy, Kanitz?
Who is likely to not see any more of this right.
He did his job, he paid his dues,
My moonkin.
As he gazes into that doorway, he knows his own borrowed time.
Might not be over for him, but for now, it's definitely over for you.
I think it's awesome.
I walk a lonely road.
So good.
Welcome to your first race to world first, can't it?
It's up there, fuck.
Okay, then it's fine.
I just saw the dog out there.
That's not a bad thing I like that.
Huh?
Okay, I like that.
I was also part of it.
I'm looking for the kill video, it's fun.
And this is coming for...
...the coconut.
And it's the greatest ever.
We're live rally, that'll it blaze.
Double.
We spread.
We're at DD.
We're spreading again.
That's a blaze.
Get your doubles.
Mission damage guys.
How's the TD?
Pre-spreading
Hello, T.D.
You don't have it? You pre-spread free immune.
Hello, TD.
Hit your eggs.
How's it be ready if you need it?
Blasting boss.
Watch your feet.
Hello, T.D.
Pre-spreading.
Watch feet there.
Watching feet again.
I'm by health functions, free air.
Hello, T.D.
Reverse rally.
Hit your eggs.
Hit your doubles.
Pre-spreading.
Hello, T.D.
Leave good guys.
Plasti play is going.
B spread.
Plasti CD.
Get your focusses and watch your feet again.
Yes, we personally.
B spreading.
We're watching feet.
Little plays.
We don't have egg breaks.
We'll play spread premium.
Little CD and be ready with everyone to.
Watch your feet, watching feet and leaving good.
I'll see a place coming.
Keep watching, watching again.
Respirating now.
Watch your feet.
I'm moving soon.
We're like one and a half percent ahead guys, like I said.
Watch feet, watch feet.
Look at blue and green quick, and then watch quick feet again.
Have a place soon.
Left ready.
Get your axe now, and watch feet.
But your focus is up. Watching feet.
Ops, and pre-spread.
Keep kicking.
Deletidee.
Watching feet.
Moving over.
Take a push.
You mean it?
Or?
There's like this guy.
Marks are up.
Watch feet though, and blue is far.
Delci, play is going.
Pre-spreading.
We're sending star home.
Have a dragon.
No balls.
Targ's all if you need to
Mapgunstar and personal watch feet
Watch him feet again
We're ready we need to see you warm is dead
Be spread
Back up purple
Watch feet.
Finish the spiders.
Finish these spiders a bit.
Resmini.
Eggs coming.
If you don't have it.
Resmini, you don't have it.
Hello, TD.
I'll treat here.
That's rewind.
One, two, one, no.
Watch feet.
Triple kicks, yeah.
Press right.
That's the place.
Yeah.
1 by 1.
Range kick.
Take up cover.
This one.
Me next?
Yeah.
B spreading now.
B spreading.
One spotted on your hand.
No, that doesn't do it.
Back up next.
Off-statt's where you can.
Kick.
Nice.
Finish the worm though, guys.
Watch feet.
Very tight.
Doesn't need to.
Okay.
Yeah, blast the worm.
Just hit it.
Yeah, just target it.
Mainly.
Yeah, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.
You guys in the battle?
Right.
There's a spider.
Let's see.
Oh, pre-spread?
Pre-spread.
What floor is this?
End feet.
What's feet?
Back explosion.
Watch your feet.
Fine, fine, fine.
Good.
Fine.
You watching feet, guys?
Three civilians again.
Make sure to go in, Robin, before you get into it.
Feet.
After next feet, you're spreading out a bit.
Hello?
He didn't?
Eat?
I'm pre-spawning.
Hello everyone.
Immune.
Everything.
Immune, pre-spawner.
No potions, right here.
Don't die, don't die.
Don't die inside.
Keep the tank up.
And you see these?
Can't rest.
Stay alive.
And these?
MZ, MZ, MZ.
I have a lot, I have a lot.
I'm going to take rest.
Return please.
Also, watch.
Cause I go with you.
We are all tied up here in Cologne. Echo has managed to do it in good stead before they go to bed.
Here we go.
It's in an ominous, scary, alright, we've got floor medic right now after adjusting the camera.
It does impact knocking while slithering across the floor.
I need you to zoom in on me as well and I'll show it off.
Uh, we can maybe go to my...
Oh no!
A hot chip challenge.
There we go.
Oh my gosh. Very scary.
I've got to stop saying that.
So, yeah, this, um...
What does it say?
So it is the world's hottest chip spiced with unique mix of the hottest natural chili peppers in the world.
Oh no.
Oh my word.
Why have we done this?
I'm just going to open it just to see what's like on the inside.
Oh, okay, it's sealed.
Not again.
We're not going through this again.
Why have I done this?
You love spicy things, right, here we go.
Wait, are we doing this again?
No, I'm just showing it off, so you can see.
On the inside, it's shaped like a coffin.
On the inside, oh, let me get rid of that.
Very ominous, just to add to everything.
Any last words?
Why is it getting worse?
And there's like a series.
It gets worse, okay.
Oh, and then there's like a little tattoo.
You can get a little tattoo.
And we're getting a tattoo.
Here we go.
That's the pain.
So you said you wouldn't get a tattoo, right?
You're about one of these.
Awesome.
That's going on where.
And here's the chip.
the arm yes yes let's have a little scale comparison hot sauce wise I'm saying
that as if you can't hear me I shouldn't you can't speak to me okay so God oh my
word yes so Mitch is gonna explain it to us because I think he's a little bit
more of a connoisseur than your eye a bit of an aficionado it does look hot
testing I can hear you okay so if you guys remember in sepulcher yes the
Hot sauce challenge we did. I believe that hot sauce was 15 million schoolball units.
15 million. What was the barbecue sauce? Because that's the one I had then. That was really spicy.
I can't remember. Yeah, sweetbells are the bomb. I don't remember what that one was,
but just comparatively, that was like way off the charts. It was like ridiculous.
So law enforcement pepper spray is apparently in the range of two to five billion.
You're going to be basically be eating what you'd be pepper sprayed with.
Oh, delicious! Yeah!
Oh, that's- I eat that anyway!
Yeah, that sounds great!
Should be pretty good.
Oh.
Um...
We have milk on standby.
Hahaha!
Yeah, we don't have anything else though, so...
That's fine!
That's alright, it's alright, it's spontaneous!
Yeah, that's fine!
I mean...
He's supposed to eat half?
Well, the whole-
Because it's-
I believe you're supposed to put the whole...
package in.
I'm not sure though, we can look up a video if you want.
No, it's fine!
We need a tutorial, like a milk-
It does, it comes with lots of little things in here, not a...
It just put on the gu- it comes with a glove?
Yes.
Why? Don't wave!
I just want to mention this to you guys, because this is serious, right?
When you're doing this, please make sure you don't rub your eyes.
Don't put your fingers anywhere near your eyes.
Um, I would probably use the glove.
And we will bring you some wet wipes afterwards, so you don't accidentally touch anything.
The instructions aren't clear.
Yeah.
I'm kidding.
Alright, so gloves.
I'm so excited. I'm really looking forward to this actually. I do like spicy things, but I don't think this is going to be nice.
No, I don't know. It says can you have it normally it settles off for around five minutes.
Oh, we've got four minutes of pain. So four minutes before the end of our shift, that's when we'll do it.
So you can see the full pain scale.
Oh, no looming.
Shall I read a little bit more about them?
Oh, yeah, that would be wonderful.
So me and Jordan are going to be eating these chips. It says, um, warning.
We're off to a good start.
High capsaicin content.
Product is not intended for children.
Oh sorry.
I guess I won't be doing it then.
Pregnant and nursing women.
That's me out.
Keeping out of reach of children.
Avoid consumption if you are allergic to capsaicin or have health problems, especially
gastrointestinal problems, stomach ulcers or cardiovascular disease.
What if I have a problem with walking into door frames?
This might help.
eating on an empty stomach. We're good thing we had lunch.
Yep. During the consumption, we strongly recommend that you use protective gloves, including the
packaging, to and avoid drinking carbonated drinks. Okay. If you have long lasting breathing
difficulty after the consumption, search for medical assistance, where you've got medics
nearby. Yeah, there we go.
Recommended surfing is half of the chip. Okay. Oh, to cool down spiciness, we recommend
to drink milk or eat dairy products. I like that. Does milky bar count? That's what I need
to know. Milk's in the name, so yes. And it is chocolate. I'm sure it's dairy in there.
Consider carefully whether you can really handle high level of spiciness. Yes. You got it.
You got it. It's going to be awful and it's going to be the best we ever had. That's
going to be great. I'm very excited. I like this in a little coffin. Any last words?
Suggesting half a chip. I think
Yes, that's fair. Yep
Is it a chip each? I know I let us know production what chat saying about that whether or not that's satisfactory
We're going off of what the box says. So if it's saying no, then
We'll do a poll
Actually, what's the point of the poll?
Well, what's the point of a poll to do a whole chip? There's no way anyone's gonna vote
Oh, yeah, no, that's the point
More spicy or less spicy
Half the chip! Oh no, they should just do the whole thing!
When would they ever vote for the other option?
Yeah, okay, there are some.
Like, what we can do is we can start with half.
And then if we feel that we can go again, we just do another half.
Go for more.
We have got more chips.
We'll see how it goes.
I should really like spicy though.
I don't like to say that he was gonna do the spicy chip as well.
Well, I think...
Yeah, I think the idea is that we don't do it at the beginning of shifts.
Because it might screw us up.
Talking of which, what time is it?
Okay, we've got 20 minutes until me and Jordan are gone, so we'll be doing it in the next...
20 minutes until Doom.
Probably we'll do it in like the next 15 minutes or so.
Okay.
The last 5 minutes, because apparently...
The immediate whole vote.
Because apparently the, um, the effect should last no more than 5 minutes.
So if we do it 5 minutes before the end, then if we can survive the whole 5 minutes,
you can go through that journey with us.
And if we can't, then oh well, we're getting out of our shift a little bit early.
Play-by-play cast once we've had the chip I was hoping they would be able to cast something but yeah
There is yeah, I guess we could play by play cast the splits
Or after this boss
For the boss ship for the boss. Oh snap. So we've got to go now. Can we get like some milk in here?
We got to also use the glove because you are wonderful charity
Donators I'm gonna tell my glasses off mini gold that we set for us to have the chip roulette
challenge millions go bald I think I think jazz jazz suits yeah chaotic spicy
jazz time perfect okay so we're gonna have this chip oh yeah if you want I
can just take in hand it to you we might like some sort of let's just move
the red bulls at the moment. Yeah, just some sort of receptacle for some
spittage perhaps. We have like some tweezers. Okay, so here we go.
We've been to. Yep, so fingers away from the eyes. Ideally what I'd do is that I'll just
hold it, you can bite it, yeah, and then I'll take the other half, okay?
What if I dribble on it? I'm actually worried. That's the worrying part. So this is a
Two and a half thousand scoville chip because you guys made it to nine and a half thousand
You actually broke through that and got to ten
Oh my god is this gonna be a...
Two and a half million sorry not two and a half thousand
Two and a half million
Oh it smells
It's got a funky look to it
Do you want to take a good picture of that?
It's bad I think it's a bad chip
It really smells
I'm gonna be a breath
Okay so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna...
It's icy for my nose
So try and just clunk it in half a bit.
Yeah, maybe like break it.
Would you be happy for this piece?
Yeah.
In a tampon?
All right.
OK, so did you want to join kit with you?
I don't like feeding you, but oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh Lord, that is instant pain.
OK, thank you.
Holy mother of God.
It feels like Sajun is having a party in my mouth.
Oh, that burns!
Oh lord!
Okay, okay, how are you doing?
Yeah, very well. I really, I love charity.
Oh, okay.
Oh, it's burning.
The thing is, is that the initial hits crazy, then it's settled for a minute.
Would you like some milk?
It's settled for a little bit.
Let's see what happens. Apparently it builds in intensity over time.
So, and they're right, it does.
I can feel careful.
I love it here.
It just doesn't stop.
What does it taste like?
Okay, it tastes like if you lick lava.
It's like just spiky pain like if you ate...
A cactus.
A pain smith.
A cactus.
Spikes.
Oh, it's getting worse.
I think drinking the milk would spread it around the mouth.
That's what I think I did that.
It's like...
Okay.
Oh, the milk is not normal milk either.
What do you mean it's not normal milk?
I don't know.
It tastes like...
Fake milk.
Oh, God, that's so much worse.
Oh, man.
I think the milk made it worse.
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Yeah, delicious.
Yeah, no, go for that.
This is my third shrimp in a row where I'm just putting shit in my mouth.
Get that rest bite and then cut the stinging
Did you come through and waves it?
It isn't, it isn't waves
Right on the tip of my tongue, also the roof of my mouth
And it's also still getting worse
I can almost not, like my tongue feels numb
I don't know if that makes sense
Oh my god, what have we done?
Oh that is so spicy
I think that's the spiciest thing I've ever had
Really good words
I think I can see into the future
Spoilers it's hot, it's hot
Oh, I never knew breathing could hurt.
Very true.
Thanks for reaching 9,500 everybody.
Yeah, cheers everyone.
It's starting to settle.
Okay, well I'm not looking forward to the future, because I imagine it going in is only half the battle.
Please tell me that Hope Twister is in the future at least.
I think we've only one half the battle here Jordan.
Oh, I can- like my ears are ringing.
Why are my ears ringing?
I can taste it in my feet.
I have like a cold sw-
I can taste it in your feet.
That's enough about xylitol.
Why are we-
He can't keep up with starting to tear it up!
That's wild.
That is nuts.
He didn't even try healing anyone else.
I'm just healing myself.
That's it.
That's the whole fight.
You've seen everything.
Now they just need to do that with, uh,
100% more damage.
Yeah.
Nooo that's panics. No way!
That does seem like we've had a couple new changes alright so yeah, let's go away!
I mean good pull though, good pull.
Push, come over here, let me massage.
No don't, you're gonna be dizzy around that.
No no!
Oh no!
Run!
People fucking lost it!
I feel like I'm gonna die.
I'm laughing as well, I'm crying for real.
Hopefully now he's down.
If you look at the face, like that, come on!
He did it!
And there we go, we've seen it anyway.
This is really cool.
You can see happy, that's it.
That's the entire fight.
Although they have got a solution, everything's solved.
We can do the same thing over and over again.
The food at dinner, not enough.
You can see the swallow your mouth and mic for a second.
I can't.
Although you have a swallow.
What you'll see if we can jump on over
over to the desktop page.
So we have manholes tanking in the middle here.
We have Xalaseth in the top right corner.
Obviously watching over us.
I thought, unfortunately, the obelopes were covered in lead paint.
And they've really done a number.
Have you heard of Richardson?
This is a co-chesson, I guess.
You can see just how much damage begins coming out.
20.5, 20.4, 20.3.
And I think that's it, all done, 20.2
There is even that last little bit of damage down
20.1, I don't think we're getting below it
20 on the dot
AGE in PEPERECKA
This has been a slow wormage of a way through
The bullet was already on the skin when it started
and it's gone millimeter by millimeter through
There's been no shooting here
It has been a doodle, a trundle, a trudge perhaps, a meandering path taken through those
intuptable worms alongside the egg with the parasite slowly infesting our very souls and
now moving into the grasp of the nether that has been Kivesa.
It has been a joy to my home, but also an experience of nightmareish monstrosity.
I've loved every second of it, but mostly I've loved the bean.
Damn dude.
Did you actually want to do it?
I said I'd do it.
It's only fair.
I said I'd do it.
Do you want to do a speed run it or should we introduce it?
Well, you can introduce it.
I'll get ready.
You introduce it.
Okay.
So this is a challenge that...
That's going to make it worse.
That does make it way worse.
So there we go.
This is a challenge that we were doing yesterday, I think.
Jordan and I had half a chip each.
Because of it, we got to $12,500.
We did get to $12,500 for our wonderful, wonderful charity games for love that is helping
children in developing countries get the lifesaving care they need in hospitals and kids who are
in hospital. What? Just realised it's shaped like a coffin. Yes! I didn't realise that the
whole time. Any last words. BSD guys have been raising an incredible amount of money so
thank you so so much. We've got some awesome things coming up. Don't read, just eat.
I wanted to see the challenge directive. I have to put on the glove, I have to
open it carefully and then eat it. Suggested serving is half a chip. So I will be eating
half a chip. I will not be eating a whole chip. Me and Jordan or Jordan and I had half
a chip. Yes. And it was sufficient. Yes. It was fine. It was more than enough. The goal
is to handle heat for five minutes without drinking or eating apparently. Oh really?
So I'm going to attempt that. I did not within moments. My jaw at first. This will
be very much an attempt. I had Tabasco a couple of days ago and that hit the back
my throat and made me almost vomit on the show so I can't memorise a much faster
it was a shot of to basket like a full shot with three beans in the bottom of it
as a surprise being the surprise beans that almost made me vomit I feel bad
leaving you but I'm not gonna have one of them you don't need to know you have
to fill the gap um no I think it's better that the gap is filled just with
pain just the sheer pain of it all I disagree with that but so here we go
are we gonna have a custom camera or you guys hold on but you've got to
hold your horses here. It has a very potent smell.
Because I don't want to get anything on anyone else my touch.
Yes. So we're going to make it so that you're not touching your eyes or anything like that
but you can see Medic going in.
How do I half this?
Just bite into it I suppose mate, if you're wondering how to half it.
Okay are we ready? Three, two, one!
That's a big bite, that's more than half. Well done.
I'm gonna move that down for you if that's okay. Yep. There we go. How are you feeling?
Oh, I might as well finish it now, but if you want to okay, that's a full that's a double dosage
How's it going? It
This is two and a half million scovils by the way, oh, this is like eating a pepper spray. Oh God
Mmm. Are you sure it isn't that hard?
It's not so bad. Is it really fucking?
It really bunches you. It really bunches you. It certainly lowers your social barriers.
I didn't mention, I get the hiccups. I'm just going to sit here and hiccup.
We can't go away! That's kicked in real hard. I'll bless you. Look into the camera
as well. The tears don't break. I just get the hiccups. It's just
How's it taste?
It doesn't really taste.
This is something I dislike with spicy food.
But it's just deliberately spicy.
Because it just hurts.
Like, good Indian food when it's spiced well.
Delicious.
But this is just painful.
How do you handle spice normally?
I'm usually a good spicy Indian food.
I'm salivating quite a lot.
You do really well.
A good, like, spicy Indian dish, you know?
Indian dish, you know? Very tasty, love it. But it has to be well cooked spices. This
is just deliberately like trying to kill you. Yeah, it's there just as a challenge. You've
done so well. It looks like you're still going through it a little bit. I'm crying. I mean,
it's meant to be five minutes long. Yeah. It's been like 20 seconds. It's actually
been far longer than that. I don't even know what you're saying. Time has gone a little
bit. It's just all numbers and yeah, are you seeing into the future yet? Yeah,
Next pull is the kill. Oh, there we go. Knowledge gained. Would you like some milk? I'm actually okay. I think you're gonna set back down into it
I mean we can do some whipped cream. I feel okay. Do you want some Tabasco with it? No, I'm good
No, I'm very impressed around of applause. How long is it be? Oh, I need to wash my hands though
Cuz I'm not gonna miss that. Can you mute my mic? Tell you what?
What would do if you already want it? Yeah, let's have a little listen when we wave. Well, I'm super impressed
Just round of applause, we'll be back very soon as we're gonna be jumping into a game.
My friend was coming over and he's that guy who's always, always winning Mortal Kombat,
so I told him to get dumped.
Yep.
Even if the path was, it was a little bit scuffed.
Yeah, you can see what happens here with the eternal night with the damage just pulsing
out across the rails.
So maybe now she doesn't die.
I'm gonna be go there for, that was crazy.
Woo!
You ever get it right again?
Something's a-fooch, Jor.
Very suss, it's shenanigans.
We've been doing a little investigation.
I've got a scoop.
Something's going on.
Don't you tell me otherwise.
I've been, I know, I've been on the internet.
I don't know what's happening.
I don't...
We have no idea what's going on,
but there's something suspicious.
I was thinking of just getting a...
Oh, good.
Oh, I...
Oh, nice!
I think Revers is about 78 years old. That's my theory, because we've never seen him in person.
He's never come to any event. He's been here for years. He always rocks.
I guarantee you, he sits there with a cigar, a pint of bitter, and a brown shirt.
And he's just like, uh, kill it, mask.
So what you need to do is every game when you get into chat, you need a copy-pasted message.
And what it says is, dearest teammates, I am much better than you are.
So if you could please just focus on playing around me, that would be advisable.
If you do not do this, I will run it down because you are wasting my time and I deserve to be in challenge
Kind regards and every time they make a mistake
You copy paste that put it in again, and if they mute you you start pinging. It's like hey
I'm paying attention to you. I was just wondering if kindly you could explain why you are so trash
They sent me an Amazon wishlist on it was one item just the book
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That is legit, buddy.
HAHAHAHAHA
So Mitch has been hearing phantom footsteps for weeks in a room
occupied by Chris and he's not doing anything at all
which leads me to believe that Jesse's a ghost.
Please pull the boss.
HAHAHAHAHA
6.8% for the Polaroid!
Alright, her sense is going so well. Half the rate remaining alive with 5.7.
We have a few more seconds before the final eclipse hits and clears the floor.
Everyone getting hit by the last one. This is the big hit.
We'll have a few people live.
Narko alive, Mir's alive, Nithy's alive, Rev is as well.
Nithy means the last he hits alive as the boss is at 5%
Running around a Setherwok with the dub ticking.
Oh, what a pull!
They should be very happy with that. The boss going down sub 4% 3.9% something.
Smiles across the faces of the players in Echo.
I still feel like it would be worth trying.
I don't know if that is reasonable.
I think it would be worth trying one poll.
Where Kara was on the couch.
Since every poll since she sat down has been cursed.
Yeah, I'd like that.
Okay, wait.
Maybe at the desk or take a little break.
The question is, will they con-
No!
She stayed on the couch too long!
Be back tomorrow around 8.
I'm just going to pick back up.
Thank you, everybody.
Good night.
Are you not listening to me?
I called for the show to end Mitch!
Fuck it, you all know how to flip it.
You cannot pull this one.
It's not fun.
Respect, mate.
I'm saying if you're gonna pull it zero.
Okay.
Man, I will make sure that you pull it zero.
Point one is fine. Point two is fine.
Point zero is not fine.
I'm expecting good. I'm gonna pull it.
Bro, that's some crazy min-max, huh?
Is he hopefully doing something?
I'll go to the World Marker Charges
To the World Markers
Post-releases
Post-releases positions
Watching feet
I'm watching orbs
Middle Charges coming
Through the middle
Being spread
Watching feet
Watching orbs
Get to your spots
The Marker Charges coming
to the world markers, post-relative positions, watching feet, watching orbs, the charge
is coming through the middle, they spread, watching feet, watching orbs, the mission
soon, hit your spots, and step is down, and tell everyone 3, 2, 1, where is your
to D. You will be on the cast basically nothing. Respecting by far.
Ward marker charges coming. Good ward markers. Also relative positions.
Watching feet. Watching orbs.
I just text behind the fence. Orbs.
He doesn't talk.
I miss him. I miss him.
I saw a song. I'm crying right now.
Middle charges soon, bottom up if you can.
Middle charges.
Through the middle.
I should be going twice in a row, I think.
Yeah.
I'm not feeling on these guys.
Watching feet. Staying spare. Watching feet.
watching orbs spirit link it got a one here we just send out so no footage of
nice mission coming in bull symbol remember the paradoxes in the space
so just a little bit of a journey that's very helpful 15 seconds this is
a hundred percent again then absolutely crazy about damage as the
boss to try to take them out would be a click but it's not enough as echo
and managed to catch up to Liquid as the boss goes down!
HIT THE BOSS!
This is it! 100% they're getting an absolutely crazy amount of damage out as the boss is trying to take them out of the Eclipse,
but it's not enough as Echo and managed to catch up to Liquid as the boss goes down!
HIT THE BOSS!
There we go, look at that!
That is not okay!
This is so not okay, and the fact that you mentioned it, and the fact that you actually brought it up is also not okay.
If you or a family member is suffering from League of Legends, there are ways you can get
help.
First off, reaching out to other friends or finding a support group in your area.
Secondly, installing BattleNet and the World of Warcraft add-on can allow you to get out
of that spiral.
What is he giggling about?
I mean, he's really enjoying himself.
What's happening?
Just loves this boss.
That's a legend.
Laughing at how easy the ranged is usually.
Like literally laughing at what you get a ranged POV and they're just like, dude, so much work.
That was perfect. We just had deaths sitting coming down.
We had your new best pull. That is not okay. That is not okay.
I'm so sorry.
Lots of guys have this problem. It's not a big deal.
Hello everybody, and welcome to who's mask is in the way!
I forgot to zoom in, man!
It really helped me!
The game where the points are like healers, they just don't matter.
Things you can say in a raid, that you cannot say in the bedroom.
Uh, okay, you go do splits with Jinji, I'm gonna pull someone else.
Ho ho ho ho ho!
The girl, same question.
Can you explain in detail why you failed the last time?
If you've never followed the race before, I don't even play World of Warcraft, which of course many of you do.
Everything will reset for us in the EU on Wednesday.
It will be Tuesday for the US because they are distinct because...
Yeah.
We have had an enormous $1,000 donation from Minnie's mom.
I'd love to tell you, your son is wonderful.
It's so much to do.
Oh my goodness, I can't even...
There's a lot of overlaps here. I think you are very much right.
This is going to be very much an overlap phase.
Yeah, it's an intubate production put there to give us some context here.
The HP when they came out of that phase is the amount of HP Kai Bezahat.
What?
Guys, we have a datamined secret cutscene.
Why don't we see this super amazing datamined cutscene spoiler?
Whoa, what is it?
I wonder.
It's almost over.
Is that Sally Beams?
Your ambition was rare, you know.
Yet despite even betraying your own mother...
Sure you are.
Oh, not the Beams!
Nasty!
When'd you kick him? Is it like a slow burn?
Shut up!
Oh, there it is!
Oh, my!
Merry Christmas!
You look like you've made a mistake!
Do you feel like you've made a mistake?
I'm glad!
Would you like to take a little break?
Yeah, you look down.
Alright, take two.
You're gonna spit again?
You need to learn to swallow!
And on that bombshell, we'll beat you a Jew.
Indeed.
We'll see you tomorrow.
I have to administer a spanking.
Hello everybody and welcome to Who's Master Anyway!
I forgot I was in there, man.
I forgot I was B!
The game where the points are like healers, they just don't matter.
I'm joined today by Preach, somehow the most popular caster despite hating cats, loving feet, always smelling like beans.
Are you sorry?
Alex, our own personal Bob Ross, anytime you see him in a key, Versi says everything is fine, happy little accidents, and then he dies.
Yeah, that's about right.
Jordan, aka OK Mage, actually short for OK, Red's the Mage again.
Damn!
Megura, one of the smartest moon-complayers in the world, which is like being the highest Augmentation evoker on the details meter, nobody cares.
Oh no!
And we've got Medic, joining WoW from the League of Legends scene.
funnily enough when he joined the cast all of us said wow until we saw his play
which what we said lol and we're here to joke about World of Warcraft a global
game that recently settled debate about metric versus imperial Blizzard has made
it clear they are only interested in I'm gonna ask some questions or set up a
scenario and call on one of our contestants to answer. We'll start with an easy one.
Medic.
Oh god.
Oh no.
God bless you.
Can I quickly check? You guys can hear me in your headsets, right?
Yeah, should we speak?
Okay, because I can't hear myself.
Oh shut up this side time.
I have, but it's anyway.
He's got tech issues.
He's got skipping.
He's got tech issues.
Medic, things you can say in a raid that you cannot say in the bedroom.
Uh, okay. You go do splits with Jinji. I'm going to pull someone else.
Oh!
The girl, same question.
Is it in the bedroom you said?
Yes, things you can say in the raid but not in the bedroom.
Well, can you explain in detail why you failed the last time?
No!
Alright, moving on to Mike.
What the officers are actually talking about during the frequent breaks.
Oh, that's easy.
Yo, for real, do we really need to have catics in here?
Like
All right Jordan, what would Jaina put in her tinder by it?
I learned you out here because you have no option but to swipe
Depends what part of tinder you're on
Alex, act out for us what Anduin was actually doing during Dragonflight.
Oh, being a healer sucks.
No one likes me.
Jesse doesn't even play anymore.
I don't even love to lie anymore.
It's me.
I'm so sad.
That was right.
That's what he did, right?
That's exactly what I'm telling you.
Wonderful.
All right, Medic.
Things you can say playing WoW that you should not say at work.
Oh god, I don't have anything good to say about this.
There's gold there somewhere, we've got a mind for it.
Things you can say playing around that you can't say at work.
Ooh, this is such delicious food.
No!
No, no, no!
There is no God.
Breach, things you can say about your alts that you cannot say about your children.
I love how my kids...
No, I really love this one.
Oh!
Oh, damn! Wow! It took a while to sink in, but... They don't even heal!
Really? No! They're all still healing!
All right, Thruvander, we will be doing charades.
One caster will act out what I give you, and the others will attempt to guess what it is, and I'm going to pick on Karo first...
with an easy one.
Yeah.
Zalatath.
Don't say she's
Wait, no, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on.
We know what it is.
I don't know what it is.
How would you...
I think it's time to tap.
Yeah, yeah.
What?
Okay, okay, okay.
We need a way to convey to you...
We need a way to convey to one of you.
That's a good one.
How do we get one person?
Can I commit?
Can you tell the one person I tell the prompt?
Okay, all right. Now I'm picking on Jordan.
Oh, hold on. Please stand by as we're doing a little push-to-talk action,
rooting the information through our audio software.
Jesse actually has some few words out there.
Of course, he was onto something.
All right, so Jordan's being given a prompt now.
She has to act it out without using words, and then you guys have to guess what it is.
Okay, I'm giving you some space.
Okay.
Is it a clown?
Okay.
It's a box.
A box?
Yeah.
Great vault.
Well, just...
There it is!
Oh!
Nice!
Damn!
Which means he gets to go next.
Okay.
All right, so this is to Mike Mitch.
I don't like the uncanny silence.
What people don't realize is Mitch is actually just standing under the desk.
He's enacted it as a rule a few years ago for other reasons, but now they just
do it anyway.
Well...
Mike now receiving his prize.
I'm not receiving his prompt, you can sack this out.
Come on boys, we can do it, we just have to focus up on Gingy.
Yeah!
You're not allowed to speak!
Yeah, yeah.
What?
Have you never played Shiro?
No, really.
I probably wasn't invented when you were born.
What I used to do was get some coal and describe it on a board.
Oh!
It's easy though.
And the coal was from Santa, obviously.
I mean, why bring it up?
It was a rough time.
It's a sad time.
Don't talk about that.
It is user.
You're being given a prompt.
Oh God, um, okay.
Okay, it's a little...
Oh, it's a dog!
Oh, hunter! Like a hunter pet!
You should have barked!
I'm very nice as a loud.
You know all the rules in this game?
Oh damn, you got full into that!
That wasn't the best for the camera angle!
I realised I was facing you guys, spot it over!
Almost the sussy.
Oh damn.
One coming in front of Gura now.
Alright.
Oh, it's like a staff or a scythe?
Wait, which king uses their weapon?
Okay, wait.
Hold on.
Frostmort.
Atrox.
Jinx from Arcane.
Okay, so you're picking something up and then there's a tornado?
Oh, you found something.
You found some treasure?
You found some amazing loot?
You're growing.
Oh, it's...
Watch us try to kill someone baseball
I scream I really like save a thing. No epic drop
Attack I
The person you hit go spiraling, but I have no idea
Medical name
This is a famous chat meme as well as being looked oh
oh are you doing your gaga goo fresh it's like a priest weapon what do you
just look holy famous chat me what from chat me i don't go in chat wide messy
this is not the saucy oh all done that was you're doing your dps like a
touchdown thunder fury blessed blade of the wind
that was pretty good
I should have said bear in the chat.
If I knew wow I'd be disappointed in myself.
Alright, one last prompt going around this way.
Starting with you, Alex.
What production actually says to the casters?
Most of the time, heinous things.
Most of the time is please, Alex.
Just read the ad read once correctly.
Stop making stuff up. That's not the code.
Jordan, what production is actually telling the casters?
No, you cannot have cheese delivered!
Hi!
My production is actually saying to the casters that
we have so many beans, Mike, you are never leaving this country.
Kara, what have you been told by production?
All they ever say is, do you want more naggies?
Like, naggies?
Oh, I understand.
They've went off only one!
And Medic, what Mitch has actually been telling you?
Yes, so my room is 307.
If you just come over after the ball,
Thanks everybody, that's for our show, who's cast is it anyway?
I thought it was supposed to lie.
But an excellent new best pull for Echo, they're not necessarily because they got further in
phase three, it's just because of how disgusting they did in phase one and two.
That was some really really nice damage and it's the damage they need to get out of this fight overall.
I can't believe it!
Oh, 20!
Okay, one more.
You can do one more.
And, okay.
I can face it all along!
You have a friend like Alex.
You know someone who's suffering from small damage.
If you do, it's not over for them.
There are many things you can do.
Only it's a game for love today.
And people like Alex can learn to play games when they're younger.
And maybe when they're older and senile
And can't find a happy
And maybe then
They'll do some damage
Trust me they won't but it's a nice thought
We can all help in our own special way.
If the weak hotels both group
Oh it's Zali beans.
Oh we've been, oh you've been infected by the, those lips are bad.
It's a Furby!
Ohhhh!
The giga child scare beetle 10 from a couple pulls ago that spawned at 432 walk forward one yard and
Crit
2.5 million damage
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Oh and a little bit per shape that's 29.1%
Like damage-wise they've got it. They feel so go to do this is free
So dead when they get that one right, but it was pretty clear they were like full circus clown car
Then I think I saw Fana literally get on a little bike
But players are going to be sporting some orgs you see them going as far left as they can to sport it for the team coming up next
That was that was incredible
Right, so watch the Barney Blue team come to help.
Da-da-da!
Gannix is like, I'll save you!
Oh!
What just sees this all in his mind's eye, like the Prophet.
He reminds me sometimes of my notes in the report.
He's like in some way.
He's like projecting some image.
Some crew is a scrip.
He's like, yes, I see it now.
The Prophet's spoken to me. He sees all the things.
future crimes I don't expect we'll allow us to go to bed if we don't kill her
you said that would happen you are pre-con oh the beans stewers see that's not
an efficiency issue is it can we move them to the showering down on Mike
big sad this is for you I like how speak well he beans in my mouth all right
well in which case yeah we've got a couple more hours and first pull the
bar shift and first pull off to their break quick let's do all the car
Get on my screen no way this one messes up. I'm ready to be all
Only and Sarek awaits as echo do it just
Before the reset 2% left and that in range means nothing as echo will clean up the silken court and answer it
Oh wait
Echo tomorrow
And then, let's go!
Oh, I...
What's the same with him?
Ohoho!
Everybody absolutely boring day!
That was wonderful to see!
What an excellent pull!
Yeah, I agree.
That one, if he dies.
That's fine.
And blue front is coming up.
Up ones.
And green positions.
Green positions here.
Blue frontal coming up.
What a holless talk.
Let me get ready for the charge. Watch truck.
Watch truck.
Rain positions.
Front coming up in two.
Turning the space. We should move over to the boss.
Running up.
Deleting again.
Ready for rain.
Blue frontal. And what else?
Origin frontal.
I'm just there writing for weapons.
I'm going to charge the camera
Next we have this over the course
We're nice
Going middle
Get to your groups
And here are the three spreaders
Yeah
And
One
Next is the school spread
And
Three
Two
One
Scrooge
Next is the spread
The so-called spreading spread
It is two
One
Damage
Resonaries
Incluses
Rick, take that
I'll come up as well when you can
New frontal coming
Warthex formation
Full PMA
Bizarre
Resonaries
I've tried
Smartvote to Orb source
Washed Circle
Nice memes
Reves
Pannex
DG
And we wait
Junk in 4
3, 2, 1, go.
We're gathering up, it's a stacking now.
Captain, both teams going right.
First the red team, now the blue team,
then chasing Skye, Spinner, and out.
Look at the other team now, and go left, right.
Then we can go towards the Orbs red team, breaking all of this.
Go be your orbs, be smart about it.
Mini?
Pannex?
And hopeful quick here.
Okay, rest middle, frag well.
And Xerwin 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
3, 2, 1 is fake, wait they are both fake
Is this a killer boss?
Sure
Spice are fake, it's fun on them
And we have here again on the pinks and green
No problem, we'll drag the boss
The team definitely don't break webs, we already won down
Ok, waiting the frontal first
Blue team, you're gonna be in that healing range soon, ok?
Dimple and we have a sentence
First red frontal
Not yet
You go and spread around blue team in 2, 1, spread around blue team far away, gank now.
Blue team left right, red team right, not breaking.
Red team right, not breaking, blue team left right.
And be smart about the orb soaks soon.
And then red team stretching it soon, get your orb soaks guys.
Five seconds, four.
Red team aiding after, aiding the frontal, blue team standing on that right side.
I'm being targeted.
I'm in the middle.
Red team, first script soon, going towards the middle.
Yes, now I get this.
Let's run, run.
Yes, run there, Red team, run there.
First script going towards the middle, second script towards the orbs.
And all break, break all of these.
And then soakers, orbs.
First circle, smart about the soaks now.
Only one dispell
Watch the frontal, get all arms
Only mini
Cannex go to the middle
Cannex round
Jank
Mastin
And Wolfinn 3
2
1
Now
Last thing is the easiest one
On this one, you also pop all personals during the webs and everything
I'll call all persons.
Hi.
First, base is past Red Team.
Chase them.
We're going to bait on the way.
Welcome the team, stay near the middle.
And you're hitting them all.
Red Team, right, not breaking.
Blue Team, left, right.
Red Team, right, not breaking.
Blue Team, left, right.
Soap your orcs here.
Push the circles and soap your orcs.
Only nice memes.
That's it, dispel my teams.
Cannex, go to middle.
Cannex now, you need to dispel here.
Leaks next.
Jank.
Jank?
Paner in 3, 2, 1, go.
Switch boss, switch boss.
Okay, only tanks now, everybody.
I thought the guy defended him
He was lovin' my own ship first
From his past
It's all external sometimes
I'm gonna feed him a mountain
Stunner can suck you
Just send him home.
Send him!
Let's go!
Woo-hoo!
Everybody absolutely ball off day.
That was wonderful to see.
What an excellent pull.
Should be okay still.
There we are.
Good job, Kats.
Oh, he's left, right, he's upside down.
He doesn't know.
We lost!
A little bit of good is that.
That is, Rationan has fallen for Echo
echo and will
any thing you ever know
3,1,n rage
earths
yeah
judge of what?
the cheese? judge of what? your free mouse?
what are you talking about?
you really didn't rap
really like high quality D.C.
you don't add lots of stuff to it
Oh, no, you keep it. Yeah, that's yeah, I am on board with that. That's exactly right. Once you bought a bit of ketchup on that
It's great
Changing a little bit you can tell that can we suck around is anybody happy production?
No, because he just died because not happy because he's still got to DPS this boss, but he's okay
Yeah
Why would I have any treats disgusting treats?
Oh god, production's over, we are in trouble.
What have you made?
Actually looks so good!
Best donation incentive ever, if we just have a cheese boat.
That's really interesting, I've never heard of that before.
Cause I've used that.
Yeah!
Sort of full, uh...
Enough with the debos, let's take this.
Final shabby blaze in.
Zero point zero!
Kevezza falls.
Three.
Alright, just taking an early lead this time around.
Oh, get crushed as they are bunking into each other.
Oh, the bumper cars with Team Crab behind Team Spider
following on the tail as they slow them back and forth.
Oh, collision!
Team Rogue through the murder!
Team Spider not too far behind, but Jordan being the Brit she is cannot resist the beans.
Beams to the face.
Oh, Team Crab has navigated this straight away before the reversing.
Oh, no!
Taking out our Red Air PCs.
Oh, the gas!
Stop ramming it!
Oh no, you can see my face!
Oh, there's gonna be a collision down the middle.
I'm glad that the radars aren't actually doing anything too important right now.
There's a team crab's camera is also a little bit of a pit stop.
Oh, oh, it's flat!
There we go, it's just about to round the corner here, as Jordan's making the way down and over across the line.
Team crab!
The spider comes in at the end.
Oh.
Is that all right?
Super weak. What's going on, Jeremy?
I mean, okay, so...
Jordan, your cheese feed. Come and get it here, J.
Ah!
Bambra.
wait there you go princess I love that was very bad on behalf of myself and
the guru and everyone else here echo e-sports we would like to apologize if
we upset or offended anybody regarding the cheese anyway
Gingys camera yeah switch away from Gingys switch away from Gingys
intermission is going to take a little bit longer right now because they're
having to hold cooldowns. But that's something we talked about when they were
progling this for the first time Sam. So I don't understand why you decided to come
into our ears and...
We already said this! We were saying especially in phase one they were holding
cooldowns. Are they holding more cooldowns? Because of the reset? Yeah. Well that's cool.
So what we'll see here is they'll go into the they go through the
mission and they're actually holding their cooldowns specifically to...
Spell to Cards, she's now taking more damage, a new brash has come out of that damage phase
but look at how quickly these bosses are melting, like a hot knife through butter
Echo will clear the silken court and once again make their way to answer it
It's charming!
You don't have to be very responsible for me not liking the cheese
Oh I should be nice because I'm here, I am English
That is against our cultural norms is to accept anything that we can do to the preach and to go a tasteless podcast. We'll see you next never. Thanks for watching.
We're going to be jumping over talking about mucking around. We're going to be jumping over to the RC rumble as we have got our team spider versus team crab on the team spider side is our one and only Jordan who's going to be doing that particular.
There you go, Jordan's hand.
And on Team Grab we have got Medic, and there's his hand.
So they are going to be racing around a predefined course.
I, personally, am going for Team Grab.
Indeed. I believe Team Spider will be victorious.
No one should underestimate the competitive urge of Jordan,
who has been banned multiple times for games in her competition.
Well, the main reason that I know that Medic is going to be very careful
is that it's his camera phone.
That's gonna give Jordan the edge. She's racing with Sam
So I think our competitors are you ready?
Okay, are you ready? I'm ready. I'm ready to chat. Are you ready production? Are you ready?
We're ready. Are we are we saying go or we how are we sorry starting it? Okay, so we'll count down
We're gonna do three two one and then go okay
Okay, so you're gonna go out and go.
Three, two, one, go.
So you're going on four.
I need to remind you of this
because we've had accidents before.
We can also go,
boop, boop, boop, boop.
If you want that, that's also a way of doing it.
Okay.
This is a mixture of all of it.
Rock paper scissors.
All at the same time.
Rock paper scissors.
Yeah.
No, we'll go and go.
Okay, you can do it.
You do it.
All right, I'll do it.
Okay, here we go.
Are you prepared?
No.
Doesn't matter.
Here we go.
Three,
two,
one,
Go!
And we have Team Spider immediately having an immediate crash.
Team Crab is going to make their way down the corridor of merch.
It's a long way to go.
Oh, we've had a collision crash.
There we go.
You can see Medic having to follow these cars around,
as they are a lot faster.
But he gets the wall.
Feel free to just pick up Jordan and replace it if you need to.
And you can see Team Crab already in the kitchen
going past Bean Corner.
You need to make up some ground.
Jordan to spider is way behind
slallowing back and forth through this corridor
as the crab heads into the straightaways.
This is a very scary area
because if you crash into a player PC,
you might break it.
We don't want that.
But of course,
making their way down with the team crap
before turning around an excellent turnaround
as we do see.
Oh, that's a, that's a raider.
There's lots of rates, but I didn't ask Wolf disco.
Now officially on the bench
as Jordan makes her way around bean corner,
all those to be a small collision
as both competitors are going to be going
into the same type.
Team Krab has made it their way down here and should be pushing down the straight and narrow is it enough?
It's not enough.
It's a final turn and the one on the head!
Team Krab victory by a landslide.
That's what I'm talking about.
I think it should be two out of three.
I don't need to have another shot at this.
Careful, let me get you up there.
Don't spin the wheels because I don't care.
There we go.
We can show you the car chat if you like.
Jordan got lapped. That's actually me, but there we go.
She's still making her way in!
She's still coming in. There was a little bit of...
There we go, we can see Jordan right now.
Making their way into the room.
Got that last turn to go.
There we go.
And across the wide line.
Closing off the wide line.
So Team Crab pulling ahead.
1-0 to Team Crab. We're going to do a best 2 out of 3.
2 out of 3.
Okay, so we're getting some points sorted out for you.
But just because it was so fast, we think you had a best 2 out of 3.
And you had a little bit of a rough start there, Jordan.
You've learned it now, though. I think we should swap the car positions, though.
Yeah, to start.
Maybe there was a disadvantage to being on the outside.
Yeah.
But I don't think it was that much of a surprise.
3-0 disadvantage.
Here we go.
So you can see Team Crab there on the right with one that is Medic.
And now we've got Team Spider on Zero. Are you guys good to go?
Contestants, are you prepared?
It's fine.
Okay, apparently we've had a large change in the track as well.
They will not have learned this course.
So this is going to be a brand new course.
Blind Raising.
Don't look, it's blind raising.
Unbelievable.
Okay, so you have to count them in this time. I'll be counting you guys in
Well, that's unfortunate
No, you're not supposed to be blind
It was more the course. Yeah, you're not you're not sure the courses got coming up. Are you guys ready?
Okay
We're gonna be going on go
three
two
one
Go as the races go off early lead
Oh, Team Crab is about to crash as they are bumping into each other a little bit.
Team Crab behind Team Spider, following on the tail as they slalom back and forth.
Oh, collision!
Team Crab through the murder!
As they head into the kitchen now, you can see that there's a vastly different set of soda out there at the moment.
Oh, look at that easy turn.
Team Crab making their way through, but Team Spider not too far behind.
behind but Jordan being the British he is cannot resist the beans beans to the
face oh has navigated this right away before the reverse and taking out a
radar piece there's gonna be a collision down the middle about the
radars aren't actually doing anything too important right now team crabs camera
is also a little bit pissed off there we go we've had it reset up now
It's just gonna be making its way back down past the secret little corridor behind it all go past production
We've got white line for the second victory in a row. Here we go
It's just about to round the corner here as children's making away
Spider comes in at the end. Oh
That was a brutal
multiple crashes
I loved your backflip. It was a beautiful backflip an interesting strategy to tip over your car
And run into a bunch of player PCs just goes to show how strong staff or truly are true very sturdy designs team crab taking that
Well done. Maybe we can have an interview with the quick interview with the contestant quick interview with the contestants
If you'd like to have a little sit down there. We are well, I'm not hold
Gotta put the head there we go, you know hold the mic. I'm not gonna hold the mic for you know
Unfortunately not so crab medic you pulled out that victory. Can you tell us your strategy going into the first course?
Oh, Jordan was always gonna crash immediately
That's a half and it was good. I was very impressed excellent as a long-term team crab enjoy
I was excited to see how definitely you dealt with those particular
Obstructions in the course. Yeah, we just decided to just ram into them and knock them out of the way
It was a unanimous decision before we started.
We just said we're going through them.
It's fine, they're empty, I think.
And Jordan, Commiserations and Team Spider 2-0.
Thank you. How does that feel?
Feels wonderful.
Just to be short, you do know you've lost, right?
Wait, what?
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
It's the one that comes first in the race, you see.
We've lost.
Yeah, okay, we maybe should have made the rules a lot clearer.
Another one!
Again!
The best seven out of 11.
Did Sam's phone emerge from that race unscathed?
We get the thumbs up!
It is!
Sam, I flipped my phone and I haven't checked it, did it?
Oh no!
Did it look alright?
I drove straight into a Bean's tin, I almost brought it with me.
Yeah, can we have a little bit of a look at PC?
Never read the base?
Oh no, but we might very well, can we have one of the cars so we can show off
the base engineering that went into this feat?
They went very good.
I'm passing it over for us.
Wonderful.
This was Jordan's car, the inferior.
Is that why it's broken?
I didn't break it.
It's got a little bracket on the top here
to hold the camera phones there.
And that's how we were living around.
Chiltsman somehow.
I wonder how.
Yeah, we had a little bit of a crash.
I still wonder if the flip should have resulted in a longer timeout for a pit stop.
I mean, maybe.
I cheated and also didn't crash and still lost.
Twice
You did crash on the first one pretty
I angled myself back
Races
Because if you hold it like this for throttle then this is left and this is right
It was throwing me a bit like the orientation is a bit on so I started holding it like this
Right, I'm just going left and right that makes that makes so much
The one tank matter of
I also faced the car, so it was in reverse.
There you go, you can see the camera there.
The wonderful car even.
Yep.
Properly jacked together.
They did the job though.
They did.
They were quite speedy.
There you go.
Very speedy.
It's sufficient for us to really bang against that kind of beam.
Apparently they were turned down to the minimum as to reduce the chance of crash, but even
still Sam was very scared.
It was the lowest throttle intensity we could have had, and I still didn't go max
throttle at any point.
so scary. On the road, with the real cast. I'll put one under each foot.
Oh man. Well congratulations. Thank you.
Certainly to Team Crab. Not so much to Team Spider.
Yeah Team Spider. Still congratulations on a race poorly run.
Indeed. She did in fact just as poorly organized.
I crashed into many things. She skipped half the course on the first one.
Yeah, I got to the end of the play of Kurodo, like I managed to not hit any play of PCs, I'm not chance to get meeee.
Makes sense, makes sense.
Hello and welcome back, it is time for Skaft Cosplay.
Oh yeah.
It is Jordan and Medic that joined us here, of course, Medic part of Team Crap,
which is the winning team of course for this cosplay competition.
What team are you on?
And then we also have the inferior team, Team Spider over there.
Well, this is fighting talk, just you wait.
Well, this is Team Crab's entry.
We went for a relatively avant-garde look at modern walk-up.
If you can see past the junk in the trunk, you also notice the legs that we decided to attach
and the helmet that does make him look slightly like a robot but really fits with...
Oh, Alex kind of thick, actually.
The queen and suek cosplay that we were going for living longer than it will for
I can do it like a death animation so we you know the boss is of course going to
die for us first cuz so we're gonna get that well first
all right wow fashion week I like how sad I was gonna write like like oh here
Here we are. This is Team Spiders. Team Spiders just in a chair box.
Okay. I have a little word you guys haven't put everything.
Oh, that looks like a grow box. Is that a great vault?
Yes, it is. Okay. Is it got prizes?
Oh yeah, I love this TV. I love it. They eat prizes.
That was a great vault. That was a top tier 12.
Angles, the camera angles on that one, just beautiful.
Now he's got to squeeze down a very tight corridor.
Oh!
Oh, here we go.
He's out of his way, can he make it?
I'll tell him, Sam.
It's like the nose for Angle.
Oh, here we go.
I think we need some space.
Yep.
In you come.
Oh, yeah, come here, come here.
In you come.
All right.
Watch out for all the equipment.
Watch the equipment.
We're doing great.
Yeah, keep it up.
All right, Queen Anne's right.
Oh my god.
It's destruction.
That was it, mate.
The race is not over.
I'll just hold up your ass for a moment here.
You're fine.
You're doing great.
It took us two hours to make that,
but two hours.
I believe you can sit, Jesse.
Yeah, would you like to loop your great vault mic?
Alright, do I have to loot it?
Yeah, you have to loot it.
Sam's gonna come down to the camera angle.
And we're gonna switch to Sam's camera in 3, 2, 1.
There we go.
Open the vault.
Maybe open the vault.
Or what did you get?
I can translate for you if you want.
Alright, my first choice of the week is Jesse's biceps.
No way that you got something.
Oh, he's got gifts.
What is it?
Your first option is a belt.
Oh, and accidentally, it's a two for one.
Okay, I'm not that thin.
It's a garter.
Oh, I see what it is. It's a shoulder piece.
Oh, true.
Don't equip, because otherwise it's going to be...
Yeah, you chose it now.
Oh, right. I'm going to win.
Put that back in there.
Yeah, we don't want that one.
Got a tier piece, maybe.
Okay this one. Oh it's a staff! Nice and spouts. I thought that was a sword but I guess it could be used to change your play.
It's a addiction! You're only playing Priest. Let me tell you a story of this. You've got 20 minutes.
Wait put it back otherwise you've equipped it. I'll keep it this way.
Do you want to see what was under the eye? I want the protection. Okay that's crotch worthy.
Yeah, you looted a trick.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm putting this on.
Oh my god.
But it's from the Delve vault, which means it's bad item.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, this loops way too good, but it should be top middle.
Go and get them right.
How much stuff have you got in there?
It's a lot of fully stacked vaults.
Oh, there's a shield.
Oh, it's a shield.
That is a very good shield.
Gotta be honest, you guys are looking much like that as the time goes on.
Full shambles.
All right, I'm not tanking though, so that would pass.
pass you open your vault in the wrong loot spec
oh despair
full despair slump
oh god
did we go central?
you haven't done central yet
full mid
oh
oh yeah it was
yeah it's a barf
what level is this?
700 oh it's poor
it's low eye level we don't want that
wrong stats wrong stats
bottom left. I might get fucked. The rats. You know we're on the same team. Honestly,
with a vault like this, I choose to spare. I choose to spare. Okay, that was way more
effort than it looked on the catwalk. Can you sit, Jesse? How do we choose the winners
on the audience? I think that we have an audience poll, no?
Oh yeah, definitely.
Jussie!
Wait, wait, wait. You guys have scammed the system.
Cause your team crab and you made a spider.
We win either way!
So yeah!
See you later!
Have the pole be just like, you know,
Ancerek or Grave Volt.
I feel like you gerrymandered this whole thing.
Like, you're just using my strategy.
Yeah, if we can't win proper, cause you didn't put
real effort in, like,
This is just two and a half!
This is just two and a half hours, mate!
Look at those trash!
Look at that ass!
This is twelve trash bags filled with our own breath!
I can't believe I could go into the gym this whole time and I could have just done distance stunts!
I can!
Wait, wait, wait, just stay where I come back out!
I have to!
Is it full of balloons?
No, it's full of trash bags!
You have inflated them though!
Yes!
That's why it's got the jiggle physics!
It's fine!
Imagine not just filling it with trash!
Uh, with that, what?
You should see the classroom.
If you know what is trash, the classroom.
Sweet a picture after this.
Oh, dominance from what team are we?
Oh, no, Queen's Pass.
Yes!
No!
This is unfair.
Chad, what are you doing? You're totally...
Okay, I feel like you got too much, um...
I feel like they got too much time on camera.
Yeah, they got a lot of time, comparatively.
That's because more effort results in more time.
all the time. Alright Alex give him a sussie. Actually Alex can you do the sussie? We'll
rig the pole. What's sussie? Sussie! Sussie! Sussie! Sussie! Sussie! Sussie! Sussie!
Pillar of pressure. Pillar of pressure. Ah! My foot's hurt. Yeah there you are, well positioned.
I'll hold your hips for you. I'll hold your hips. Go! Good answer, it does the
sussie. Jesse give him a sussie. The audience wasn't properly informed of the
the sausage with Queen Axe.
Hey, calm down you, all right, you've had enough time.
Oh my god, he's so close.
Oh, it's so close.
Now they finally started to be a spout.
It's like Brexit all over again.
It's got the rats.
Go into the frame.
We need to bring the rest.
More butt, more butt.
Look at this.
It's really cut.
Nice, you're doing great.
We even cut out the top just like on the actual design.
The winner is.
OK.
Okay. Oh, that is bad. Alex, step back into shot, then. Show it off.
The legs as well. These are reinforced, by the way.
I feel very bad for that house lord, but he did a great job.
You did an absolutely amazing job.
Before Alex destroys this, round of applause to the teams,
because me and Ligora had nothing to do with this at all.
Good job, teams.
And, of course, your donations. So, game is full of...
Just three words. Three devastating words.
Beans and milk.
No, no, don't put that out there, wait.
Peans? No.
Peans, not quite peas, not quite beans,
but something special in-betweens.
Wait, I didn't think about that one.
What about you?
It's one of the hardest things to say
with a straight face in medical school
is I think you have a Q-turn, Joyner.
I'll just be there.
Goodbye.
That's exactly what we wanted to see, well done!
So horde biased, they can't even make Jaina one-shot you with her icy beams.
Cause the Alliance are busy.
On Meredith's screen, it's a little bit different next to Queen Ancerwreck's health bar in the bottom middle.
There are all the spells that are around to come up and then hopeful screen as well above Queen Ancerwreck's health bar.
Oh, switch back to nice moves right at the top middle and now back towards the bottom.
And Christian's screen is just above the health bar.
We're back to Jinji, top right is where we're looking to Mini now, just above where Queen Hanzo X helped while you can see a couple of abilities, but then also on the left.
And then on Canyx's screen, I have no idea where I'm looking right now.
Well done, excellent progress, Mini, off of that first platform.
DING!
What good I made you fuck a Wanker.
DING!
Does it bother you that ok mate died to a level 6 pig
and probably can't do whole fire set alive?
HAHA! I've never played hunting before!
Why you outing me mate?
Get a lot of beans and stock of tuki beans,
Nassasi beans, Gravanzo beans, Falla beans,
and beans, Gigantideans, Great Northern beans,
skinny beans, Long beans, Mung beans, Pinta beans.
I thought you'd be the bean expert, guys.
Why?
Yeah, from Beland of the beans.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, we know you're a war.
That's my mixing ritual.
I've injected you to Jesse now.
We know boys.
How much do you like children?
Children.
The good thing is, the good thing is perfective paths and vibe checks.
The correct answer to that was, huh?
In three, two, one, send it.
And you're going to feel something tingling on the back of your tongue, feeling that?
I just feel it everywhere.
I feel that bad.
I am fucking dying.
So here come the trampolines, and here you're going to shut up.
Oh, okay.
And as you can tell, click the fingers though, bet.
What?! That wasn't my fault!
I thought we should lose some more players here
Nooooo!
Let's try to get over it!
Towards Sam so they have to make sure they put more than enough
4? 4? 1, 2, 3, 4!
Wow, okay this is a scary thing
That was amazing
That was so good
That was the most extraordinary pull we have seen in months
boy at the 7
47
oh, incredible
so, I fucking knew it, man
L.L. Freech, it's me, Diret
7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7-
this is hilarious, right?
I got you- your first
wow, man
It's an inflatable...
I will wear it with pride.
That's fortunate.
Nice, Beves!
Sue is a T-Scribe.
Alright.
One and a half.
You are a sugar lady.
I'm sweet enough, thank you.
Oh yeah.
No thanks.
Scribe me.
I'm sweet enough.
Adds one there.
Kind of on top of the boss with Robin going down there from that huge hit of the infest.
Lovely and controlled to the level, huh?
It was really good.
Really good.
Can you call Mike a clown?
Thank you.
You are a clown.
Thanks for the soundbite.
Appreciate it.
Yeah, right.
You are a clown.
You all stop saying that for the love of God.
You don't know what you're doing to me, right?
I beg your pardon, sir.
You can't believe that I grew.
How does she make a person?
It's fine.
We have a ten dollar donation.
Thank you very much for that.
Now, because we've got a ten dollar donation in from Faye.
She says genuinely,
from the bottom of our hearts,
we have never seen the boys this well.
Ever.
We know that to really annoy everybody who exists right now I can't tell you one food take on snacks that people really hate but I don't.
I test
Jaffa kicks.
They're awful!
Obviously, you've probably seen no poke.
Yeah, I'm gonna let you press it.
He just pull again, pull again, come on, come on.
Shut up!
If I speak, it's done.
Okay.
The royal condemnation.
It makes it infinitely harder.
on these platforms to do this without the entire raid alive
but not necessarily impossible
dying like that is impossible
yeah that would make it very hard
why did I fall down? you can just by walk up
yeah true, yeah I was pretty stupid
there's Chinese we'll even buy it from anyway
I didn't say that
please if you want her not me I'm over here
remember I was eating that all the time
Oh, the large penis coming my way.
Oh.
Yeah, pretty much.
I feel like a blue bubblegum.
What did you just say?
It's very creepy.
Oh, mate, I'm never moving on.
Yeah, there's a bunch of minigames like the Pet Battles, PvP, something like that.
PvP's a minigame?
And there we go.
The essence taken out by the ring, but as you said, a new best for Echo.
Excellent to see.
So this is a chicken.
This is a chicken.
you need a chicken what's this resembles a chicken oh right what was the part of the chicken
wing wing wing wing wing wing wing wing wing wing wing wing wingrist
Lee you know this oh wow
Wow!
Yeah, I mean that is excellent for Ekko there, getting back into phase 3 to see exactly what we want to see from them.
A full spellbook, full spellbook, full spellbook, yeah.
You get less than 7 seconds!
Less than 6!
Well, we have to end our meditation first.
Okay, you lead the last meditation.
Deep breath in through your mouth for 5 seconds.
One, two, three, four, five and out through your nose for seven seconds.
You are valid, you are wanted, and a big, a small or a medium size Friday. We'll be right back.
If I'm already going to waste a time in the toilet, I might really take a shit as well and get out of the system.
Of course. It will.
No point going back here later and now I'm going to take a shit.
Can't wait.
How much I start to talk about, like...
Oh no.
How can there be new conversations just coming up?
Someone's five.
Oh, someone definitely five.
Yeah, that is a coast drop.
Ooh.
I'm lucky.
They couldn't quite get them.
Oh, that was a shame.
That was a real shame.
This is such a difficult spot there.
This is the progression point there at entirety of Shadowlands.
How was that from a race award first perspective
when the game already felt a little bit?
What just happened?
You remember the scene from Lord of the Rings?
Yes, Fredo and Sam are on the volcano, forgotten, the smell of rain and the feeling of grass.
Mm-hmm.
That's me, with freedom and quencer.
Oh, mate!
Oh, dear.
Oh, Yibiraz is choking to death, which is definitely an issue if your tank chokes on his soda.
One request for some help, and he's going back in for seconds, and that's why he's world-first.
He wipes on his own soda and pulls again!
He fears nothing, that boy.
He's going again, look at this! He's rocking up a polka!
Look at that, three poles!
Well, we have a little death there, but it's no big deal.
We have a battle res for just such a moment.
Yeah, and what is life without a bit of death?
Absolutely. Now, unfortunately, with Mini having died,
everyone has five stacks of the frothing poison,
but that just means the healers have an opportunity to show why they belong in Echo,
pumping even more healing here dealing with the five stacks it's not a big deal
Is there even a chance?
Of course Junji gets hit by a plate
he's SOF WASHED!
I HATE HIM!
Everything a little bit going out of control here but what a good try
this was such a good try by Ekko and look at the percentage of the buffs too
I mean they're getting lower and lower but this point is so difficult
They smell blood so much happening you're a man you're screwed radar that I owe you and posted about it
He's tempted to get you as far as it's your loss
Radar you're lying
What is happening?
Because now liquid are joining in
Hi, I played Team Liquid but I also appreciate your good tattoo
Let's rock and roll the girl
Yes, this is what we need
That's insane Rindexing
He's squatting in the shower taking a shit down the drain when brushing your teeth
Oh, they want you to leave!
How does it affect the pull-up instead of passing Jesse's reading poetry or excerpts from a romance novel?
Well, you know, when the first Venom Bombs go out, that can be their first date as a group and then getting knocked up together.
I came in, we should leave. I came in with no romance novels.
I got an assignment to suck myself though.
That's Venom, so folks should have a rough one.
That's not the one.
Yeah, it's Darko, where are you going Darko?
I was trying to turn around but then he's like I still ain't no!
Look at that man in the hearts!
Rest of me coming through!
I love you!
At least they might not be able to do it, Zazi getting brought up as the boss is getting brought lower and lower
already into a new best pull for Echo both in terms of time and cost percentage
We have one more infest coming in here, if Merus can do this then that's insane
Oh my goodness, you're a friend of Pete, the king of MDI himself!
Okay, so now we know if I could be silo-attached, how are we gonna incorporate this?
Of course he's going in, he's gonna start as we're going into the five acrobatics here.
Perhaps he's being finished off.
Shout to Meriz!
Meriz gaming out of his mind!
Oh, like he just leans back like, yeah, sure.
No big deal, just been on a daily basis.
Oh my goodness.
That's sorry, a little bit of a joke for you.
Oh dear.
How did Nisreg know that Ansreg murdered her mother?
How?
He's spider doing it.
I've been here for 18 days.
Welcome back, of course.
During the break, we did see Liquid kill the boss,
which means that they winning this race,
they got the race all first,
win this round and what a performance by Liquid.
I mean, huge congratulations.
They played so incredibly well this year.
I need to go with Star as well.
Yeah, that's my role.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
I'm out of here.
Oh, no!
Gingy!
He's down!
The despair overflowing from his secret lap Titan.
It is that time again.
We need you for heroic splits.
And they're not joking.
For Rashaman and Sikran.
and sick run so if you could help Echo achieve their dreams can you check the
LFG for Echo? I'm getting a feeling. A funny feeling. A feathery feeling. A wide
feeling. That indeed the man himself lingering outside the very gates of the
Narrabah Palace ready to swoop in in his owl form and then go into a slightly
different more combat-oriented owl form. Indeed we might be getting knighted. I'm so
good dude. There he is! He's ready! Cannex if you're watching the main screen,
stream give us a wave dude. There he is.
Yeah, it's kind of like you're kind of paying attention. He's ready and waiting.
Yeah!
He's fucking ready!
I think indeed we might be seeing a little bit of Cannex coming in once again no matter
How many times we try?
There goes the invite.
In comes Kanax.
His portal's about to go off a little...
What the fuck? Played by Kanax.
My signature himself back onto the platform
as the boss is going to be going lower and lower
as our enrage timer ever encroaches further.
Our Echo going to be able to get her down
as far as they need to go.
But unfortunately, here comes the enrage cast.
Are they going to be picking up the SS's
or are they going to be accepting their fate?
It looks like...
That is not going to be the portal they need,
They need but my word it's the pool that they've been wanting all day of 4%
You can actually make a caption when you measure the penis from the bottom not the top
Now the mages just don't they shouldn't be allowed to blink
It should just be burned shackles landing
Namazoo is not happy with your fault. See this is why namazos are the worst take it to do it
We present you to the Holy Frying Pan, your days are numbered, Namazoo.
Be gone, foul beast!
We were having a little bit of a tea time, weren't we, Alex?
Well, anyway...
Thanks, John, for asking me a question while I'm choking.
Oh, just go back to comms, dude, it's... it's cooked.
We're completely gone.
Unforged.
4.6%, they're trying to pick it up to move in to buy some more time!
They did everything they could!
2% left down to 1%, they're jumping over trying to save the essences.
Just not good enough.
The principle of so vital, a 4% life immediately after it's happening.
And then people are saying, lol, fuck you loser.
You only will second you freak, and then I cry and go to bed.
Hey, dudes, it's 2AM.
Production's gone home, by the way. We're in charge.
Oh no, it's getting real. We turned to BDSM to keep the polls going.
Oh yes!
He's done it, they're sacrificing themselves, but it is not going to be enough for Echo this time
with three players left, Gigi is holding off for dear life to let the thoughts do some damage, 2.7%
Cool, yeah I think it's gone from having a nice general time in to Delirium, well sure, they're gonna start seeing some strange shapes as the hallucinations set in
It's been a pleasure to be along with them for this ride. They gave it their all and just 0.98%
Stands between echo and picking up that second
Hello everyone and welcome back
We're coming to the end of our show and we need to do some charity goals. You guys have raised
40,135 dollars for games for gamers chat huge amounts of hearts a round of applause for you
Pat yourself on the back that is phenomenal
And as part of that we promised that we would appreciate each other was with what i'm sure will be
thoughtful and kind gifts certainly. With our poor, dear departed four-league
medic friend no longer with us we want to start with his gift which is right
here and Jordan doesn't have anyone to give anything to because she gave hers
to medic already so you can award medic's gift to its recipient. The name's
on the other side. Who's it going to? Oh it's myself! Is she what medic got you?
It's just like Christmas. Is it heavy? Buy myself a gift. That's very nicely too. I appreciate the
glyphs because that's everything. I think medic sent a video on this gift that we may want to watch.
Hey guys, I'm really sorry I couldn't be there for the gift exchange but I just want to say
what a special thing this is that you guys do every year.
I think it's so kind and so generous to find gifts for our fellow castes
and to appreciate them in the way that we do.
So Jordan, I got you. I went shopping kind of before I knew you a little bit
but I'm hoping that the gifts kind of portray your personality,
awesome how to give you a little bit of fun. It's been such an honor to get
to work with you all and especially with you Jordan, you've been such a
a beacon of light and a beacon of joy all the time.
The mug I think is saying something that perhaps
you wouldn't say out loud and I hope that you find fun with it. And then obviously I got you a couple of little other things as well.
I hope you enjoy your hot chockies and I'll see you all soon.
No!
I had no audio. I don't know what the hell just happened.
He just bragged that. He just yelled at her and said all kinds of terrible things.
He's also missed the point.
This is supposed to be a really nice light. Let's all celebrate each other.
He doesn't understand at all.
I'm going to hold some out of the way.
Ooh!
Let's have a look.
Ooh, I got an Explesto Martini.
Ooh.
You're all going to regret that when I have caffeine.
I see what he's done here.
He's loaded me up with sugar and caffeine so that I can run around and regret it
And he left. Oh, I got some hot chockeys as well. Nice.
He really seems to be in a stimulants garden.
Yeah, I love how he's provided.
I'm so low energy.
He's provided me with this while he's left. Oh, and I got...
Oh, wait, hold on.
What's that?
Oh, they're bumblebees.
Bees are my second favourite animal.
Off to fish.
You're a pure list of animals. None of which are animals.
Fish!
Fish is my favorite animal.
My personal favorite animal is mammals.
Me too.
Shut up.
Oh and then I got my- oh my.
I know that!
Everybody says to me
you gotta have all this show going around.
Oh, that's such a wonderful, wholesome present.
This is going to really tits up now because the rest is not live.
No, no, no, it's not live.
It might be worth mentioning what you got for Medic,
because of course, yeah, that was on a earlier part of the broadcast
on his very last day of what was it last Friday also.
Before he left, so yeah, I had Medic and I got him a giant inflatable pink princess flamingo.
It was a wow mount.
Yeah, so it was his first wow mount because he hadn't, well he's played a little bit well
but this is his first time properly, you know, playing and paying attention.
So yeah, got him his first wow mount.
Aw, wonderful.
How did he do?
Thank you.
I think we need to divest Mike of his belly that he's unaccountably grown recently.
Everyone commenting about how much weight you lost, how great you look.
You're coming here with a tummy.
Yes, it's a little dip.
It's a robust protrusion, I call it Tommy Tumor.
Oh, that's my Tumor.
Not again, Mike.
Oh, after.
I have a gift for Jesse.
Oh.
Jesse has become to my attention.
I don't think I'm the one that knocked you out.
I mean, you said it wouldn't get me pregnant.
Well, Jesse, I'm becoming concerned.
You're spending more and more time
in our beautiful European lands.
True.
reversing the world and I never want you to forget your home so I made you
something okay I have made you giga Christ cow car man oh wow that's right
he's giga Christ cow car man this is hand stitched he is the first thing
Jesse ever told me about his homelands of Missouri is it contains cows corn and
Christ.
Cal.
Cod.
Christ.
Respect Giga Calcard.
This has been stitched together for writers of the creature.
This is for you Jesse to always remember home as you are off to see your lovely children.
I will treasure it.
Thank you so much.
That is so cute.
It's righteous and wholesome.
Indeed.
And nothing is better for you than corn syrup.
That's so thoughtful.
I'm starting to feel worse and worse with you all along.
It's about to go way down the line.
We're just going to chain this along.
I'm next.
I brought you, Nagura, this.
Ah.
A trash bag.
It's a two-part gift.
First, the trash bag.
Oh, yes.
You're welcome.
So I had to go to the fitness store
to buy 200 euros of the protein powder
to get me through this month.
And because I spent so much in the store,
they're like, you want something for free?
And I didn't.
So since this cost me nothing, and I don't find it a value at all, it makes the perfect gift.
Wow!
I'm going to beat you on those push-ups next time!
So that brings me to part two of my gift.
Which is in my hands right now.
As you guys know, I brought a stack of silver dollars with me to pay for my train ride back home back in America.
and each time RuneService cleaned my room, they took one.
So far as I know, to the best of my knowledge,
this is the last American silver dollar in the country,
perhaps in all of Europe.
You did that traffic in the college, didn't you?
You're silver dollars!
I'm not a politician, so their location right now,
this might be the last one.
Knowing how much you like winning,
I have poured my heart and soul into turning this
into the winningest silver dollar on the planet.
Try flipping it and see what sets I don't know how to flip my coins. I'm just going to throw it in.
What does it say? You lose.
Oh, that's one side. But you lose. I lose. Yeah. What is it? The other side? Yes, I win.
No matter how you flip it, you always win. That's a competitive spirit. It's a move to kill Kai. It is a move to kill Kai.
Also, this is the second time I've participated in this and both times I've got the American currency.
Last year I got $20 for my draft notes and then he took it back.
I can keep this one though, right?
If I still had the other silver dollars, that would let me buy my train ticket home.
I'd want that back too, but I don't.
So you can have it forever.
Thank you very much, Jesse.
Maybe we can have a protein pudding together.
Aww.
Literally a freebie and a dollar, I love it.
What in the hell is protein pudding?
Find out.
Maybe some friendly fire.
Alright.
Oh no.
So, Alex.
Hello.
Unfortunately I have a confession to make.
I've completely forgotten about this gift thing.
But I have realized that you like Chalky Bars.
Oh
Other chocolate bars are available, but I do like a Mars
Legit if that was all of it, I wasn't even gonna be mad
Okay, let's have a little look see here, hold on, there's a little bow, there's a bow made
out of the, this is wonderful, hold on, let's have a little look see here then, it's going
to open it up, oh how exciting, alright.
Alright, funny story.
Oh yes, okay do tell, this is, this is, are we wondering where this was, check this
out, it's on a wonderful shirt here.
It says Alex Fatboss Ross and on the back I drink hot chocky and pretend to know things
and it's me. We found this and I was trying to work out who was you. You got you just
going mad. They were like who sent this? That is fantastic. Fantastic. Yeah so I have
a friend who's a graphic designer who made this beforehand. That is so good. I made
send it here to the facility because otherwise it wouldn't have arrived in time and then I forgot to tell Sam
what it is like because I told him that I'm sending something I didn't tell him what it is
and then when I got here it's like so Sam did it arrive and he's like oh no
yeah oh no let's just see the cat room they found it and wondered where it's from yeah I was like who
did I send that in at some point Alex walks up to me and like shows me the shirt and he's like
You bluffed so well!
You know what it is, and I was like, oh no, what is this?
I had no idea!
Oh, you like so well! I had no idea!
Oh, that is hilarious. Thank you so much.
I don't know whether it's on the next segment for sure.
What a shirt. What a wonderful shirt.
Which mic?
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I need to get up for my gift.
Oh, no. You said it rots.
It does rot.
Oh, everyone got something really nice.
Protein pudding, bin bags!
They're making up some hot chocky!
That'll help. I don't like chocolate.
Never had it.
Oh what? I even saw it before.
You can't buy this.
What did you do with it?
Do we need to make some space?
No, no, no. As long as Mike's really careful with the tray.
Actually...
So, um...
I know how much you like bin bags.
So I got you one of them on a tray.
Here you are, mate. It's probably best it goes on your lap, not mine.
mine. So feel free to have a little look inside. Oh I get to open it. You get to open it. Oh
no, no, no, no, no, no. It needs to stay upright. It needs to stay upright. Why does your gift
have rules? You'll find out. Oh, no, it's not tilted yet. No tilted. Wait, have you
excavated the melon? Alex, have you been digging my melon again? I told you to stay
out of my melon. The melon isn't the gift, it's what's within. Why did you wrap it in
a melon? Because it rots, Mike. Feel free. What kind of gift requires a melon wrap? Is
this a lumped-up thing? You should add a ball in there. I just know how healthy you're
being recently. I thought you'd like some melon. Oh yeah, I love a cellotape. Be incredibly
Be careful as you open this.
What is this?
It's volatile.
No, no, no.
You don't have to worry about that.
But just don't tip it.
I feel like everyone else can take their gift home, Al.
Well, hopefully the memories will certainly go back with you.
Okay.
The final melon tape is to be revealed.
I'll hold it in place.
It looks like a bloodbath, Al.
Open it up.
Is this a severed head?
hopefully we can get it a little bit. Half a little tilt. I got you your favourite item.
I got it. Why? I got your...
Why? So it's a ballon full of beads.
You're giving me a ballon full of beads. The gift's in there.
The gift's in the man.
Can you get it for me? No, you've got to find it, mate.
I have a full faith
You wish to punch my hand into the beads
Please, sir
Please put your hands into the
Yeah, you're good, you're a swap
I'm happy with my protein playing
Okay, I'm not getting beads juice all over you
That's why I've got the tray
It's fine
I thought I'd throw it
Don't pour it, don't pour it out
Why am I the responsible one here?
He filled the barrel with beads, sir
It's full of beans!
Go on mate, just shove it in there.
It's full of kids in the charity!
Oh, yeah, deep! I put it right at the bottom.
Oh, it's oozing!
Oh, oh!
Oh, dear!
Oh, mate!
It's okay mate!
We can do this together!
It's really bad!
Okay, take your hand out.
It's actually along the wall.
There, along the wall, there you go mate.
Just in there.
Can you grab it for me?
I'm busy right now.
I think you can use that bean cover down to get that,
there it is, it's just, okay, it's just there.
Just do your best to take it out.
There we go, this is the actual gift.
So I know you'd love it so much.
I've got bean jeans.
It's a picture of Alex.
You're welcome Mike.
It's a picture of me.
It's beautiful.
You know, for creativity you win.
Can you understand?
You're not who you are!
You're that kid of skill that's like,
he's got problems, but he's got an artistic side!
Well, I think we should probably take a small break
as we're going to quickly clean ourselves up
before we come for a round up.
So we'll be back momentarily. Don't go anywhere.
Mike needs to clean his hand.
The race to world first is back!
Echo is going to be challenging the Rubar Palace,
killing all those spiders,
and we are at the SK Magenta Facility
in Cologne and I'm going to take you on a little behind the scenes tour. My name is Preach,
this is brought to you with Elgato and we have so many cool things here in this wonderful facility
they've been provided for. First stop, I'm going to show you where we hang out. This is our wonderful
caster setup where they can stream, play games, do whatever they want to do over here in this
area where Elgato has provided us with NEO Streamdecks and Wave NEOs. So we have our
go cool microphones, we can control our streams, we can still reach our audience and do
those things in comfort with some nice couches and stuff but in between that of course the Raiders
and us need ourselves some snackies so what they've done is give us a nice little kitchen not the
main one hold on for that because it gets real special soon where we can dip in there's some
bananas and some chocky bars some nuts and some drinks all available for everybody there
really good and now this is where you're going to be seeing the players over here they're
They're currently trying things out that we're not allowed to show on the screen, so you have
to be a little careful.
But once again, El Gato has given them Wave DX microphones, that's what they're all using,
then really low profile microphone arms.
So if you have an issue getting your mic arm right in your face, you can use one of
those El Gato wonderful arms to get it out of the way and make it work.
Before we get to the big control area though, where there's some really fancy things
to show you, I want to go downstairs because you're going to see something pretty
special there.
So, come on.
We're currently in the lobby at SK, the Jensen facility, all right, but watch this.
This is so cool.
Follow me, follow me, behold the greatness.
That's what you want to see the big face of all these raiders doing and this is where
a lot of the pro teams that also train at the facility hang out and have been watching
the race and getting involved with things, including people just passing by.
But you can see behind me, this is the best bit.
Okay, Echo has been notorious for not the best food when we've been at the races,
but that has all changed.
three private chefs are working here providing breakfast, lunch and dinner, freshly baked bread.
Everything is here in the morning and you can see they're working it now. I wish you guys
could smell what's going on. So the Raiders are going to be eating good, but more importantly
is physical health. The guys have sat down for such a long time that they've actually
now, I need a gym. There's a gym for the guys to actually work out. I was here at
7am this morning. This place was rammed with certain Raiders, not everybody, but
casters as well who are all working out here. They've got table tennis, they've got massage
chairs around the corners, all these things to keep the guys moving, doing something because
they are sat down the whole time. But I know that's not the bit you super want to see.
Let's go look at the really fun stuff upstairs where the players are. Now it's time to bring
you inside the brains of the whole operation. Every single time we do this, there's a
new piece of technology that's added for Echo's production team to make the show
even better. As you can see here, as we look over at Mitch's desk, multiple stream decks. We actually
use a combo of them here. We use the stream deck plusses and the stream deck excels and through
here they can route absolutely everything to control the whole production, everything you see.
But this time there's been a little addition. Algato has also come out with a USB dock which
actually slides into the back of the stream decks allowing the guys to plug everything
in at the back end and make stuff so much tidier. Despite everything you see here,
this is a well oiled machine but come with me I want to show you something special. This is what
you actually see while it's controlled from there what we actually see goes on in this room here.
This is the castor room. The first thing you can see of course is this wonderful analysis desk.
This is where we're going to be during our mythic and much more complex fights
is managing all the information we can give to you that's very technical and very
informative but it's our job and the job of the guys on the couch right now
is to deliver that information in a way that's completely understandable.
As you can see, these guys also use these big stream deck pluses along with their savory
snacks and blankets to deliver that information for you. Using those knobs to coordinate things,
get everything done, and they can talk back to production, they can manage their own volumes,
and they can put on a good show for you hopefully. Well, that's some point when I get on the couch.
Now there's one little thing I want to show you, okay? There's one thing I want to show
which is the actual brains of Echo itself.
Now, I can't show you much
because they're doing some sneaky things right now,
but you can kind of look over my shoulder.
And behind me, what you're gonna see
is Potter, Skype, and Roger.
These are the guys that are organizing
everything, planning strategies,
working with a lot of teams behind the scenes.
As you can see, using the Logato, Waybeck, Salars,
and their Streamdecks to coordinate every POV
because they need to quickly switch
between which player they're watching
and get everything started
and there's no easier way to do it.
This is how we produce the show.
We use all this technology in an amazing way.
And what we're hoping to do is utilize it
to make things simple, make things easy.
And of course, El Gato is always a big part of that.
For me, I'm going to take my place here
at the Analysis desk to help the guys out.
And for the rest of you,
you're going to be able to watch these guys
and myself over the course of the race.
So enjoy, let's go to our casting desk.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, welcome,
welcome to the Race to the World first.
I am Alex from Apple TV.
Enjoying me is the amazing,
Medic, how's it going?
Yeah, it's good. I'm very nervous.
I'm going to be honest.
I think this is the most nervous I've been in years.
I've been in movies that if you wanted,
you could have really liked the spiders and, you know,
built up sort of a camaraderie with them over the last few days.
They've held you in high renown, you know?
Yeah, if you did that, can we switch to Jinji's point of view?
He has a special cutscene playing right now, as you can see.
Yep.
That's what happens if you're,
if you really get close to the spider.
No.
You want to keep it?
Good.
Why am I so close?
Don't you dare.
It's almost over, she speaks like that now.
Your ambition was rare, you know.
Yet despite even betraying your own mother, here you are.
How many people are watching?
Oh yeah, the podcast is being improved by what everybody wants.
How are we perfectly behind each foot?
Why do you look so excited when the feet get sniffed?
I'm glad that they can't make their way over towards the Max Rain analysis deskie.
Oh no, they're coming in there!
I'm between the toes!
I'm a sick.
God, minute.
One more.
You can do it.
What is he clicking?
What?
Oh, boy.
No!
9%
What did I just witness?
What did he play?
He was clicking Death Strike, I think.
Oh, he's gonna start taking a lot of damage.
She pops A and messes with Y.
He took no damage on this big hit and everyone else died.
And then he goes down and he clicks.
Death Strike!
I knew it! I knew it! I knew he was clicking just like, oh no.
Oh mate.
Oh no.
Oh, the shame.
Describe it to us.
It's uh, uh, pliers or something.
Not pliers, but it's a clamp.
Well, that's quite an imagine going on.
I guess we're gonna have some fun.
It's about one hour.
Let's attach this.
Oh man, may the Lord have mercy, this is the strangest bit, oh my god.
What is this tape?
Ah, very recently on.
Wolf, wake up.
There we go.
I can't open that one.
What's burning?
In exchange for item level.
How much of your soul would you give for a trinket drop?
There we have Jordan ready to go delving...
...Buraj's treasure trove.
Jump run!
Pee-pee poo-poo.
Yep.
Oh no, not the forehead!
What is that?
Pretty sure that Greg's lost his trove.
Oh no!
You're a trinket plane!
Thank you!
Is we don't like shoes on the couch. How about is crumbs on the couch?
Oh, you're doing these bike and Alex at the boat there as you can see this is the Nova
You can see coming out here. They're going to go to cross the room over in that direction. Oh, no
This is gonna suck it recursive didn't think this one through it's gonna keep getting deeper and deeper because I'm on the stream
And I'm showing the stream
Oh look! Oh no!
Dodge that big AoE, the portal.
Currently sitting on Shoe Pear.
What a great name that is.
Good old Shoe Pear, ring coming in.
One second time, portal's down, dodge the orb.
It's a void, a void.
A void's a good one, we should use that one later on.
And usually a co-caster would come in at this point,
but I think I'm just gonna keep practicing.
Good soon, we'll have Mythic.
Next week we'll be Mythic, Jordan,
and then we've gotta get even hyper.
2% of the answer, they're gonna kill her.
It's a world's first cast of a hero.
Kill
He means that leaves us ready to put a puzzle together blindfolded
We're gonna speed run this I feel that you've had the time to think about how you would communicate this
I have no I haven't done that and I have the blindfolds. Yeah, I want the blindfold
Let's rock paper scissors for the blindfold. Okay, right on three right one two three. I didn't you did
I had that.
I screwed up.
This is why I think we're going to struggle with a six plus puzzle.
We were operating on a four plus mental level.
I said on three.
I'm going to do three.
Oh no.
This is why we communicated it beforehand.
And we're about to try to communicate to each other.
Can we get an instant replay to say, yeah, on three.
Okay.
And then I just looked at my hand and two fingers go.
What's going on?
Like I'm surprised by my improvements.
Oh dude.
I've got them so good.
I'm going to do three.
Oh no.
This is why we communicated it beforehand.
And we're about to try to communicate to each other.
Can we get an instant replay to say, yeah, on three.
Okay.
Oh dude, I've got him so bad at communicating, I think the other person is screwed.
Let's try this again, on three.
One, two, three.
Alright, I get the blindfold.
Alright then.
So how are we going to set this up?
Okay, we've got to clear up some room.
Am I going to provide you with any sort of piece or are you just going to rub it in the box?
You can't touch it.
I'll pick up pieces and you'll tell me where to put them.
And through my large amount of manual dexterity and intuitive name, you know understanding of special relationships
We'll magic our way to that. Okay, so we've got to come up with a goal because I don't think we're gonna be able to do this
Hope we're gonna be here for like an hour
Yeah, I'm not sure if we're gonna be able to make the entire thing work together
I can barely do rock paper scissors let alone command some sort of
Okay, hold on they go there's the headset. I'm also there we go
You got this feel happy. Okay, so you get the headset on oh, I want this in my life. This is amazing
Blindfolded casting
You know what sometimes some of the time I feel like I might as well be blindfolded
Do you want to guess what they're doing right now? I believe that they're about to start music
I the Oracle has
Look at that pulling the first boss, so it's all right. No, unfortunately. It's more dolls, but okay
Okay, so the box is here. Can you feel the box?
Yep.
Okay, so we're gonna, I need to have the picture,
because actually, so hold on, let me get the bottom of the box up.
So this is once again, chat, we know what we're making here.
This is what we're making. We're making a lovely dinosaur picture, provided, of course,
to us by the wonderful Medic.
Okay, so I'm gonna take some pieces.
Okay, so let's see what this piece is on.
Oh, mate.
Yep.
They're nothing good yet.
Okay, I think I can kind of tactile it for you.
Okay, hold on. One on the left that you just placed down.
There we go. The tip of your fingers. We're going to be using that soon for the very top left.
Okay, so the flat part needs to be to the north of the photo overall.
There we go. Good. Perfect. Okay, we're going to continue on. We're going to try and build up that corner ideally.
We've got the peak of the terrain actually. Maybe I should be looking for some edges.
Yes, edges. Always edges.
I have an edge.
You do have an edge. That edge is going to go roughly in the top right.
That's going to be some volcano smoke eventually.
That's good. Yeah, it's not so bad not too not too much further than that because otherwise you're gonna step up the side here
May the Lord have mercy upon the soul
That isn't yep, that's nothing I have an edge. You do. Oh, you have a corner that corner is bottom left
Okay, bottom bottom left. That's good. That's no further than that
You don't always should be putting things off the edge. You have a little bit of a leaf there
My lord, this is gonna be this is gonna take a little bit. I have full faith
I just gotta get the ball rolling.
Oh, hold on.
I have a corner.
Top left.
And you can put that in with the other piece.
It's oriented correctly as well.
Oh my god, first connection here.
Here we go.
Through some sort of magic, we've managed to make a connection.
Oh, that's an achievement already.
That is an achievement already.
Clap, clap, clap.
I wasn't sure that was going to be...
Don't laugh.
That's not a...
That's not applause.
Okay, I'm being mocked.
Um, so...
So production is telling us to do all sorts of nonsense.
We'll put a few more pieces together for sure.
This is the movie promise chat.
We've got an edge.
OK, let's see it.
Let's see it.
Do we want that edge?
I think that edge goes below the current.
Yeah, so it's going top left and it's going below.
You've done really good here.
It's going below that.
We're going to be able to make a little bit of health.
We only have 100 pieces in this, right?
And we're already three in.
By my math, that's just shy of 5%.
That is technically not wrong.
That is true and yet still on par with someone who says yes on three and then goes on four.
Screw you, that's also going.
That is going to the north of the bottom left piece.
Is it going in?
Yeah, I think, yeah, I think.
We're making such good progress.
We're now at 5%.
We're making progress.
We're building here.
My spider senses are climbing.
Yeah, and a lot of middle pieces right now.
That's okay, we'll be there eventually.
We want to work in from the edge, I feel like.
Yeah.
Although, if you see something
that like fits into that corner.
I'm doing my best to be your rummaging
around at high speed.
Yeah, I'm getting more and more fluent at looking for edges.
You are.
There is a couple of edges I-
I found an edge.
Okay, this is the edge.
You making that noise because of the wet edge?
Oh, you need you to turn that around
so I can see it.
I think that's the wrong way around.
Yeah, that was.
That is, what is that?
Oh, that's like bottom middle.
That's a long way away.
That's, I think that might be unachievable overall.
I don't know how we're making it,
making our way through this, sorry, but surely.
We are, production said, we are here for the next four hours.
If at any juncture, the players stop doing Delve's eye
as the observant caster will let you know
that you're missing out on action in the normal raid
and we will immediately save production
from the normal raid.
And we'll start casting real content for you.
We have an edge.
We are.
We're going to continue our edging.
I think that is.
That's going to be like mid-left.
Like it's on the edge, but mid-left.
So we're going to keep that roughly there for now.
We're doing really good along the left edge.
If we can edge all the way on the left, then
that would be an achievement for our noting.
It's always worth edging the left.
Stop.
I'm going to die.
I love hedging.
Here I have a corner.
You don't even have to tell me. Hold on.
I feel that this is the top right corner.
Damn dude, the bottom right, but I liked it.
I liked the conviction.
Bottom left. This is bottom right.
You wanted bottom right. That was one of the options.
I had a 50-50 there. It was what it was.
We're going to continue on the left side.
You said it like I can pull left side on the purpose.
You just did.
That is, between the, it's south from the top, left.
Connecting in.
It is connecting the two pieces of the left hand side together.
Is it really?
Yes it is.
So there's only six pieces per side?
No, no, no.
It's going to connect, because you have that mid-left piece I think.
Hold on, can you place that down for a second?
I don't think this fits.
So I've made a grave mistake.
Oh no.
You're the one who can see!
That is on the right side, mid-right, the one that you said was on the left is actually on the right.
That's just mid-right, yeah.
Okay, so that's what I like to.
Yes, you did.
Also, towards the middle of the...
You've got like one little piece in the middle of the left-hand side right now.
Can you try and find that?
So, like...
Okay, now go to your right towards the middle of the table.
That piece needs to go on the left-hand side.
That's an edged left piece.
Very good.
Is it...
Is it part of the other edge?
It's gonna make the same thing, but it's in its own little category right now
So we have this corner yeah, there you go
And then this edge with the corner and then because the idea is that with this edge
It's going from the top to the bottom. All right, I'm gonna
Topping and bottoming all we go through these edges you get me. I really want to help and I'll go get shout at that
That is that's some like top stuff. That's that's that's full
That's a full irrelevant to this juncture.
We just need full left.
The left is where we're going.
If we can make the left edge, I will consider this to be a success.
You're dangerous, Chris.
They are.
Oh, I've run out of edge pieces.
No, trust me, Jesse.
You just got to take the time to come to the edge-ing side of things.
That's what edging is all about.
That is top right-ish, the bin edge.
We can worry about that later.
What is this?
That's just a bit of plastic.
What if I just have plastic?
Oh, no, that's new nightmare unlocked.
I just feel like Sam is just
putting things in the box for me to put my hands on.
Oh, they wouldn't do that. That would be cruel.
I have an edge.
You do have an edge.
That is right side. That's the right side edge.
It also has a little bit of a face on it.
That's really nice.
That one didn't even make sense.
That edge has a face on it?
Sure.
One more.
Okay, so we're going to keep going.
Oh, here we go.
It's a big edge.
That is a big edge piece.
I think that might be a left side edge piece.
Oh, let's go.
Left side being connected soon.
You've got to do more now.
Yeah, so I think that is towards the top.
Is it connecting with either of the three segments?
It's not connecting anything yet.
It's between the middle and the top part.
There's going to be one more piece there.
And then we have this one somewhere and then we have
This one somewhere and then we have bottom. Yes. There we go. So we're looking for two more left pieces. Okay. We're making progress
Describe it to us. It's
It's uh, uh, pliers or something, I mean not pliers but it's a clamp!
Well, that's quite a lot of edging going on, I guess we can have some clamps about one
more time.
Let's attach this right there.
Oh man, may the Lord have mercy, this is the strangest bit I've ever done.
What is this tape?
Look at me, this is going, this is going, this is going directions that I did not
expect to go this morning.
Well, it just get worse.
Just, just...
What is that?
This is a shoe.
It is a shoe.
I have no idea who's shoe it is.
Is it blue?
That's cut.
It is a blue shoe.
I mean, it might be my shoe.
Oh, my Lord.
It might very well be my blue shoe.
I hope it's mine.
I hope they didn't just have me put my hand in someone else's shoe.
That's a little bit too zalatad for me.
Oh, this is the most random thing I've ever done in my life, man.
Let's see if we can get one more edge to the left, if we can just edge one more time,
we've just got to get rid of the page.
If I, I hope I hit the camera as I chuck this stuff across the room.
What is this?
Okay, we're looking for left edges.
Yeah, we're looking for left edges.
I'm making sure you haven't put any of the left edges already in, actually.
It's great, I'm helping.
Okay, okay, but I'm pretty sure I haven't.
You must have.
Oh my lord.
Right.
I have unparalleled tactile proficiency. There's no way I've lost an edge piece
You did just put down an edge piece because for the wrong edges, yeah, I knew that I knew that yeah
You could tell
We're looking for left edge and that would have that
Undefinable, you know air of left-wing this for which I'm searching a hundred percent. You know exactly what's going on
So chat
That came with the puzzle
Okay, so this is the other
We're hoping we can use it to fix this segment.
Hahahahaha.
Just think about our mental.
What were we thinking?
Who's idea was this?
This was, I didn't even know this was a thing until I sat down and I was like, we're done
a problem.
I found an edge.
You did find an edge.
That's the wrong side.
Oh my God.
No, why, dude?
Oh no, it's not.
Hold on.
Oh, I denied you.
It's not, it's for the bottom right piece.
I've just got it in my hand.
I'll play it.
That's cheating.
You put it down.
It was my mistake so I fixed it.
Bottom left you're going to use it to put along the actual bottom line you're connecting with the bottom
This is connecting with the bottom left coins. Yes. Ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
So that now puts us look at that that puts us at one two three four five six seven eight eight percent
No longer estimating somewhere near ten chat. That's pretty close to ten percent does that count?
Production you need to let us know if we can
If Chatsamuse we continue, they donated their hard earned money for this, they need their
money's worth.
Oh my lord.
Are you not enjoying this?
We could always swap it and have us...
We're not allowed to have lunch before the puzzle's done.
Oh that's alright, that's alright.
We're gonna solve this very very soon.
Oh, this is a nice edge piece.
That is a...
Dammit dude.
That is an edge piece for the other side unfortunately, that's a right side edge
piece. Which we're slowly gathering together. We can maybe start putting stuff together on the right side.
I don't think we can. I'm looking at the state of the board dude. It's not our side. Well the thing is
is this is this is working like any other game right? The further we go without success the
the more likely success is where we're going. If you say so. I think I understood some of those
words. Success is becoming concentrated over here. The left piece is here somewhere. I think
I think, um, no, dude, not only did a piece just fall on the floor, I'm looking at your
remaining pieces, none of them are edge pieces.
You mean I've missed it somewhere.
But this is an edge, you just lie.
Um, I don't know that, but that's like a top edge.
Okay.
It's, this is, this is cooked.
This is too cooked.
I think, I think we need to take the executive decision that, um, we might have, we might
have failed to do a six plus puzzle.
This is an edge.
It is.
Hold on.
hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on yes I think that is
he was doing over here bottom right oh does it connect it just connects bottom
right to the side of the corner yeah like yeah oh yeah oh no no no that that
yeah all right uh huh there we go progress has been made okay I kept
saying we were out of any chances we we made we made some sort of the
This is such a mess, you gotta tweet this out afterwards,
this is the best it would make for this.
This is like the worst thing has ever come to it.
Right, let's see.
All right, I've run out of edges.
I think that's it.
I don't know where we are anymore.
I'm sorry, I feel like a fe-
You failed me.
Okay, time.
Right, last, last split,
Jesse came in,
top to the healing meter,
left, didn't elaborate,
so we need to nerf him by playing blindfolded
and having me and preach.
That picture picture.
It looks like hands-eye Batman.
All right, I am blindfolded.
I can't see.
How would you like this instruction?
I mean, do you want some movement?
Left.
Shall we practice?
I think left is strafe left, right?
Don't turn your mouth.
Oh, wait!
No, don't do that.
That's, we did not tell you goblin jumps.
Let's not do that, Jesse.
Okay, okay, okay.
My hand.
Stop moving forward.
Listen, this is not my keyboard.
Alright, now, thank you for that orientation. Now I'm moving left and right, yeah?
Yes, and now if you could backpedal. If please backpedal, just a smidge.
Keep coming. Hold it for like six seconds.
Am I going off the edge if I didn't?
No, no, no, you're good.
Well, trust me, I do not want you ninja-pulling the boss.
Oh, alright, stay there.
You got me jumped into Old Grax's crotch.
Okay, he's just...
He wants feeding, but not like that.
My hand is now anchored on the movement keys. That won't happen again.
Alright, this is Jordan's place.
My mouse on the screen working. Yeah, you are moving the cam. You're all right. So maybe I could buff. Yeah
Sure. Yes
You're way ahead of the game they still aren't your side of pool time. Okay. Yeah, you've got I need a I need a flask
Okay, right
So
Section. Oh, yeah, I
hmm which ones oh is it the red okay Jordan doesn't know what the new flash
looked like I do okay so is it I was working out if it was the blue one
production I was the production leaking the fact that I was yeah I have the
haste for us all right so mouse left a little bit more okay I feel like I'm
do the claw machine okay you should just say stop keep going left until stop yeah okay yeah stop
hold on the mouse is like tight you need to lose
which is good i know it's gonna move everything need more no no no this is good actually right now
straight down okay hold on i lost the cue button
okay this must be tilde this must be one there's a slight concern that we can't move the mouse
without you having to rearrange your hands that's a little concern well the
matter is just really tight okay now where am I going for the flat okay so
now straight down keep going keep going keep going three hours later oh okay
whoa whoa whoa that's crazy right up it's not faster than the furious stop
and now right he's like a claw machine did we do it no no right right oh I
Oh, I thought you meant right click.
Oh.
Hey, now up.
Let's stop.
Now click.
Oh, no, wait.
I'll forget.
You moved again.
You moved down.
Wait, what is that?
Click now.
There you go.
Click now.
Excellent.
Yes!
We did it!
Good job, everyone.
Now, now, help me to put Earth Shield on a relevant target.
Oh, my god.
I have a question.
What's Earth Shield?
Oh, goodness, talking to a mage.
There's actually no point yet, they're not here.
Okay, very good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just wait, it's just terrible at putting groups together.
So he called and demanded your presence, Chief, but the group's nowhere near full.
Well, it's in his name, right?
Just wait.
So, is this it?
Would you consider, Chief, that what you're about to do is a statement overall that you
would like to pass to the community that Restor Shaman is so easy that you can literally
play Raid Bosses blindfolded?
It's true that when you're playing for Ten of Restor Shaman, you drop a totem,
it chainheels.
It also chain heels the chain heels go everywhere. I don't need to do anything
Will you be popping ascendance into chain here?
They're awesome. Yes. Yeah, typically court, you know stacked up with a bunch of totems
No reason to pop a sentence. You don't have totems down to chain. He'll your chain
Well, that makes no sense. We need to call for a spirit thing when things get spicy. Yeah
Yeah, you're all set the summons are coming in the players are on their way. We've got excellent frango in
We've got swag in they haven't arrived yet though. I seem now
I can't put it on the cooldown of the fifth button on the top row. That is my most important button
It's on a 30 second cooldown. I'll drop it now
Healing ring down. Yes, and then I can move it somewhere else
So you guys need to help me put my healing ring in a useful spot and mind you to put it down
Okay
Well, that looks like a useful spot. Okay
Especially since I haven't pulled the boss yet. No, you're doing really well. You've got a pain heal everyone
Train he'll going off right now. Yeah, okay. All right. I should feel I should tell you your healing rain did not work
Oh didn't I go anywhere? I know I feel I can't wait to screw it really badly, but it's a bit mean did I put it down somewhere?
Nope
I'm the guy I cut off. You just didn't activate when you pressed it. Are you sure and it still did not I
Could see you pressing it. I think it's you've got no line of sight on what you're trying to do
Yeah, I think I'll bring over the details
There you go. Yeah
We did it. It's gonna go off where my mouse is so I do need you to help me with that
But we need to put my mouse in a relevant spot somewhere on the screen. Just put it in the middle
Okay, put you in the middle. Where's the middle?
Okay, do you see your character? No
Just move your mouse to your character. Maybe I should have changed these to app player macros. That would be, I mean just tap the boss I
Don't want to do that and then pull it
What with healing rain well will it drop at your feet if you tap the boss?
No, it'll only drop where my mouth is a mouse over. Yeah, it's okay
It's an at cursor macro, but we could change that okay. Can you do that blindfolded? Yes. All right
Okay, hit the escape key. I think I did nope
Okay, we can't see you mouse. We wiggle your mouse
It's not on the screen right now. Do you have okay on the other box go down until we say
Stop left until we say stop up a little smidgey boo click
All right, we're in okay
There is a problem. Oh, yeah
the overlay from the
I would just press escape
Yeah, I'm cheating for this part
Um, do you even make it to the pool no we made it layer what we almost
Target no no player. I want him on me. I don't want to die
Okay, there's a problem. This is a okay
German keyboard
Are you expecting to still top the healing meters here? Are they no Zazi? It's Zazi in
yeah well fragos it's all fragos dps right now though we have they all
Pugaru healers we're I sinn afeena I don't recognize Zaitla
Scythe. Iton. Scythe? Yeah. It works! I healed the power of my son!
Okay that didn't happen we're good to go now excellent dangerous here this is
I really need you to hold the right mouse button and turn your mouse to the
left no no no no I want it I want a challenge as well here all right and I'm
moving yes you know a bit more to the right you need to come a month to the
right and left left left left left left there you go left left and put down so
maybe mouse up with the mouse perfect yes now we've got a good view tab and I
have boss targeted you have the boss you're gonna do DPS of course of course
Excellent. Now? No, for now, for now. Okay, first of all we need to Earth Shield.
Mouse down until we say. Okay. Halt. Left until say. Halt. Up. Stop.
Mires. Click. There it is. And then I would go up and right in equal measure.
So up until we say stop and right a smidge. All right, you good
Up tiny tiny down a little yeah press nailed it that was the ready chest and I know where your mouse is. It's pretty censored
Right, press bloodlust now.
No.
Come on!
This is exactly what I didn't want.
Have you got audio?
All right, three, two, one, go.
Okay, press that.
Lightning bolt!
Yes, lava bursting.
Perfect, perfect.
All right, everybody's grouped on you.
They have pulled the boss to you.
So you can start healing now.
They're taking some of the AOE damage.
The webs are coming.
Get ready to run.
They're not under you.
How the hell is this happening?
Yeah, we need to angle, I think,
to see under his feet.
Maybe 8 plus 8, that's good, that's good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright.
Alright, Hopeful's trolling you, he's putting you in a poison.
These mages, am I right?
Yeah, defensive, I defensive, okay.
Alright, you totally fine.
I read it's full health.
Somebody died, but it wasn't your fault.
You need to hold your right mouse button and turn it to the right a little bit,
because you're not, that's perfect.
Okay, now you've got walk forwards.
Walk forward a smidge.
Oh, they brought it to you!
Oh!
Oh, they gripped you out!
Fraggo!
Fraggo, dragged you out!
Okay, so, right mouse button down and certainly camera to the right.
I walk forward, what forward shall we say?
Stop, end camera left a bit, left a bit more, left a bit more, walk forward now until we
say, stop.
Alright go Jay you got this.
Alright more, yeah stop blasting, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more.
How many people are healing because otherwise I'm just not going to heal?
I mean a little bit, yeah I want to chain, chain heal now.
Okay, tell them, pain heal.
Yeah, tell me if you want me a lot of healing, okay?
No, everyone's full HP.
We'll just have the big AOE soak, so you can do a little bit of AOE healing.
Yeah, you'll love it by some cooldown.
Yeah, that's it.
Alright.
Throw some lightning bolts in there.
Big damage!
Alright, his move is...
Oh, okay, the boss's move, we're going into phase two now.
Okay, now this is how I need help.
We're gonna have to dodge the boss charging across the...
Oh!
Okay, now you can start spam healing from here.
Alright, maybe walk forwards a little bit.
Okay, that's fine. Alright, let's see where the odds are spawned in.
Okay, so now we want to strafe right.
That's it.
Chain lightning?
Yeah, are you... press tab? Yeah, yeah, you can chain lightning now.
Okay, you're not targeting anything.
Oh, okay, now run forward, forward, forward!
Right!
That's it.
You're fine.
We did good.
No, you're totally fine.
I keep trying to grip you.
Are they trying to feed me or kill me?
No, no, no.
Panic's who's gripping you.
It's changing.
It's a little bit of both.
Yeah, it's a little bit of both.
Alright, people are taking a light bit of damage.
You can put a little bit of...
Right, try me getting some feed.
Alright, move your mouse up.
Oh, someone yanks it.
Damn!
Okay, so walk forwards.
Yeah, walk forwards to the boss now.
Keep going for a while.
Yeah, keep going.
Yeah, keep going for a while.
Hold.
I'm gonna, you've been rooted.
It's fine.
phase has started. People are full health, all the healers are covered.
Not yet, he still roots it, so keep walking forward, hold, you got rooted again.
There's a lot of webs, we're not gonna weed. I don't know if we can stand through those.
Two seconds to unroot, right, walk forward. Keep going, you've got to get across the
other side of the platform. Uh-huh. Keep walking. Almost there. Right, hold.
Okay. Stop now. All right, now you can healing rain. Yep. Yep. Right, tilt your camera slightly
to the right now there you go you can lava burst now yeah you were just not
slightly in front of him yeah you weren't facing him quite I would be damning
you are so we're not going to try and put you in the soaps because they keep
gripping you out of it yeah because I'd have to run at the entire time so people
aren't going in the silk oh the assembly okay so this works maybe put
healing rain down you're right in the midst of everybody now you can DPS now
Everyone stops okay, okay, then it's worked clearly. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, you're actually surprising doing well
It's unfortunate rice and I'm frago are in here, but you're definitely dominating the other plug healers
Yeah
Little trickle damage nothing special going on. All right, okay
Pedal back pedal little bit
Little bit it's not stop stop right there. Okay. We're going the energy. We're almost doing stage two
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna keep you out the dodges now
charges we're gonna do a really good job of that I'm ready we're nearly there
so you've got making all right stage two incoming boss is now borrowing down
maybe we can do some damage to the ads well then we got a little bit of damage
out last time yeah they're not falling yet they're just doing is just doing
he's not back yeah hold I think they were hoping to kill it before oh yeah
he's gone the charge is great all right you got charging you run forward
before stop okay you good yeah that charges dodging in that's fine all
All right, let's keep blasting.
Yeah, we need to turn him around for the ads.
Like hold right mouse button and tilt camera to the right.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going,
keep going, perfect.
Yeah, we need a bit more of a bird's eye view though,
so maybe tilt the camera up a bit.
Yeah, there we go.
Oh, there we go.
Yeah, I'll go in.
Yeah, now you've got line of sight on the ads.
So you could just turn right here.
Oh, turn right in front.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Like a healing ring, maybe.
Is he on the rock?
I mean he can, it's just a little trickle.
Like Ryson and Frago was yonking all the healing off
you to be honest.
All right, now we can try and get you back to the boss.
Yes.
He's ready to feed.
Maybe we can feed the boss.
OK, so walk forward just a little, little, tiny bit.
OK, left.
All right, wait, hold on.
I've managed to make you in a little bit of an awkward
direction.
OK, so forward a bit more.
Oh, no, it's fine.
The boss has been fed.
All right, we're going to keep running towards the boss.
Right, keep your blind fold on.
They're going to come and change this overlay on your PC.
Okay, yeah, Sam's gonna change it.
So he's gonna shuffle you.
Okay, hold.
Yeah, we couldn't see the top left of your screen
and if your camera's not in the right place,
we have no idea.
Okay.
All right, good.
Can we get into the boss?
Yeah.
All right, I believe.
Okay, first of all, stop moving.
Yeah, sorry, Sam's just changing one thing.
And we're just gonna wait for that for a second.
Just that the...
How did I do?
You did pretty well.
All right, are you getting into the boss, Sam,
I can't do it, or you can do it.
No, we should, we should.
They're going to pull without him,
or we're going to have to try and
sort someone out, which is not going to work.
Yeah, run me to the boss, maybe.
Yeah, because he's got to click the bat.
Yeah, okay, I'll save you from the bat.
Yeah, he's got to click the bat.
Pete, run in.
We're headed to Bloodbound Horror, yeah?
Yeah.
So you guys have to get me in the downstairs phase
and keep me out of the puddles
and avoid the beam.
Yeah.
We did really well.
Yeah, I'm surprised I didn't
didn't get hit by a charge thank you guys that was good yeah you may have got
slightly hit by one yeah we may have failed you slightly. I like how you didn't say anything about it like
personal or health. No they are too well I mean you're very well protected by your
ex-rade of friends right now. Yes very good very good. Yeah we were gonna have you
in to soak. Oh how are we gonna... okay this is actually rough how are we gonna
get him into the front? Just follow the group I'll be in one group
Yeah, I'm more okay. Yeah, no, this is fine
We need some terminology for you chief. I'm sorry run of the curve
Scroll the mouse forward. Oh
when I was
Changing your transmog on stream Jesse. Oh
Nice account sharing and that's not funny. Oh, yeah
I actually don't believe you did that. No, I didn't do that
But you know I was well I say leaned on your mouth and I scroll wheeled
Just because it just happened. Yeah, I thought I was gonna zoom out the camera
Yep, just like when I put my hand on the keyboard and pushed the gust of wind and almost pulled the boss earlier
Nothing happened. Okay. I don't mean up throwing but some use your rank you died to trash
I mean I doubt I would have been able to
Anyway
Okay, oh
You got you killed again. All right, well, there'll be a red shortly. They're finishing trash. All right. All right
Yeah, they're finishing trash. You're gonna be okay. All right
So this boss we need to make sure the Jesse is in the correct group for the downstairs phase
Yeah, just put me in one of the groups and have me follow along and we need to dodge the heroic mechanic
Which is the beans coming out at the sides of the bosses and going anti-clockwise
So there's a few things that we need to do.
There's also a big circle you're going to have to get me out of.
And tentacles.
Yeah, you got a lot of work to do.
Oh yeah.
And ideally I don't run the tentacles through my friends.
Oh yeah, no that would never happen.
Of course.
Especially not over the majors.
No.
I guess they must have told the raiders that I'm blindfolded if they were rescuing
me out of things.
Actually I don't think they did, I think they just assumed that you've lost it
in your old age.
That's a fair assumption, let's be honest.
I am, in fact, 39 years old.
Yeah, I mean, that's...
We need to accept the res, Cassie.
No, no, no!
Okay, res.
We need to accept the res, so move the cursor up.
Okay, now left.
Okay, now click down.
No, no, no, no, no.
As in, sorry.
Go up.
My directions are...
Okay, now click.
Yeah.
Am I alive?
Yes, you're alive.
Okay.
And now, maybe rebuff.
Okay, am I pushing Water Shield?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, and I should, uh, Her Shield myself, I guess?
And perhaps a tank?
Yeah, you're not, I don't know which group you're gonna be assigned to, hold on.
Do they do 1-3-5?
Yes, 1-3-5, 2-4-6.
Okay, what's your character's name?
Geith Shaman.
Oh, excited.
Oh.
How could you not figure that out?
Okay, uh, I didn't read them all.
Alright, so you are group 4.
I assume you have your groups vertical?
Sure.
Yes, I'm guessing. Yes. Sure, why the hell not?
Looking at this setup, that makes sense. Yeah, I think we are.
Yeah, yeah. Okay, so you're group 4, so I assume that's going to the right.
Okay. That would be standard play. Can you turn to the left?
Don't move, just turn to the left. Yeah, pan the camera round.
Or? Oh, sorry, I got distracted.
You're definitely going to do something if you get distracted, I'm just spinning in circles.
Chat love spinning, it's fine.
Okay, so pan the camera around to the right.
Okay, halt.
Now we're looking at the boss.
Excellent, so I tab and target him.
Duh.
Yeah.
Just don't press any button.
Okay, all right, very good.
Oh, cool.
What's happening? The silence is disturbing.
I had to run and get changed quickly.
So I can join you in a fine Echo shirt.
I had a quick outfit change.
It is a nice jersey.
It is. I do like the Echo jerseys.
Are these on sale or are these not for the lowman?
No they are.
Yeah you can order a jersey and you can have your own name added to it.
Oh!
Expression mark. Merch in the chat.
I got more information.
We're in the box!
Jesse, move forward!
Walk forward, walk forward.
Okay, stop.
You will now stop blasting. Yeah, I'm coming. That's that last thing and strafe left
Say three more so I can start forward a bit forward
Excellent right you're with the group. You're still on top of us
All right, yeah, no right right spot
You're in the sludge left
Left just keep running
Right do this like a pro this is shambles. Okay, you get there. Okay. Yeah, this is fine
Alright, we have the beams coming in, we're in a good position, now we want to go right.
That's it.
Okay, keep going.
Straight, hard right.
Maybe move backwards a little bit.
Stop.
Has it stopped?
Hold.
Healing right here.
How long do they...
Ah, perfect.
Okay, now we need to get you into the frontal, ideally it's going to be about here.
Let's see if we can see.
You'll be able to see the headspot.
Yeah.
Alright, now we need to run left.
Left.
Go go go!
Keep going, keep going, keep going, fast, fast, fast, and hot!
Yeah!
Yay!
Oh my god!
We did it!
All right, so maybe pan your camera to the left a little bit.
Left and tab.
That's it, tab.
All right.
Right a bit, you went too far.
There you go, you go.
That's it, chain lightning.
Oh, wait, we need to run forward!
Oh!
All right, I might have to cease.
Yeah, but they're probably going to res you.
They're marking you.
Hold on.
Did you not warn me about the slicer?
The beam spawned on you.
Yeah, they spawned.
They killed you.
We just got sniped.
We do not, we can neither confirm or deny whether it was intentional, I've been murdered.
But the beam literally spawned in your face, yeah.
They did not only just kill you by the way.
Oh, if I'm in the group I imagine more than one.
This is outrageous, where's the res?
Really resin?
No, I think they should.
I think they should.
A helper.
They actually, they actually did wipe on this bus earlier.
Oh really?
Yes.
Was it just a low DPS run?
A couple of people got clipped by a beam exactly like this
and then they didn't have enough DPS to kill the adds downstairs
and you get overwhelmed with adds and the add shields to the boss makes it unkillable.
I've been doing Heroic with viewers and we were fine with some Lovinax
that's a high, you need some good deeps on that one.
True, that boss is quite difficult.
Yeah, if you fall behind on the damage by the last platform
we get every egg, we hit the Zerg multiple times.
Oh yeah, because you did the Heroic crate, was that what you were saying?
Yeah, yeah, we're not clearing it yet.
We'll get there. We'll get there, but it's it's it's fun as hell
But every boss I've seen so far is demolished by a bit of gear
We've kind of been talking about this lightly between us on the couch
How do you feel about mythic because we're just saying you know sometimes?
Yeah, or just sometimes normal and heroic falling quite quickly
Has no reason to have any indication how mythic will be but the last three to be if was at once
It's the last three could be hell.
Hell, yeah, I think you could blindfold off G.
There's literally nothing happening.
You just touch on the screen.
Oh, that's so bright when I've been blindfolded.
Yeah.
Exactly where you are stood
is where they cast the beam at you.
Yeah, and it was this angle as well.
I didn't quite see the shadowy little indication
of where it was falling.
We could have been more into the group, I suppose.
If I'd been stacked with everyone,
they could have stuck.
They were doing it just after the mount.
And we were also so...
To be fair, that means it probably wasn't a snipe.
They want to position the beam in such a way that it minimizes the length of time.
Oh, it went in the same spot this time as well, so yeah, we managed...
That means they have the maximum amount of time before the beams come over to these ads.
We somehow managed to put you in exactly the right place for the perfect beam.
Some would say that that was your fault.
No!
Oh!
We've been gifted a question mark box.
This is so ominous! What is this?
Okay, um, I well quick. Yeah, I'll read it in a second. I'll quickly finish the story because otherwise I'm going to forget
It's a windmorgermonk. I have no haste. That was the problem. I have like 2% haste and apparently you really need haste on that cost
Okay, so the box says a gift inside for medic and
Then it says be
B
It says medic be right
Okay, okay. I get inside for medic if he answers these questions three
Oh, a gift inside for medic B if he answers these questions three
So the major issue I had with this right is if we have a look at this this be up here
This looks like an S set which is a letter in the German alphabet in Strasse heiser, etc
So I thought this was medic
It is nice medic B. Wow a gift inside for medic B if you answer this question three
I can't open until instructed
Which is gonna patiently wait yep. No more talking. No more talking just wait
Okay, which goes in there. Oh Mitch has told me I can open it now
Okay, I'll wait for Mitch to oh I have to open three questions. Where are the questions?
Okay, let me put this okay if I put this here yes, oh my god
It looks so ominous.
It does. Also, the gold pen.
Yeah, I love the O pen.
Very impressive.
We have three questions for you.
Okay.
They're all Xalatath related.
Oh no.
Okay.
If you can answer them all correctly, you'll be allowed to open the box.
Okay, and if I get one wrong?
No box for you.
How are you going to stop me?
I'll come and see you.
No, I can't open the box.
Yes, Sam.
I'd like to see you try, mate.
I'm quick on the trigger with opening boxes.
Okay.
Three questions about Xalatath.
Can Jordan help me?
No.
If you mute your microphone they'll never know.
Six!
Okay, how many times does that happen?
I will allow this.
Jordan can help you with facial reactions only.
You can't shake your head or like nod.
No yeses or noes.
Can I get one ask the audience?
No.
You want to trust chat?
I want to trust chat for one question.
That's not bad.
They would never like us.
Yeah, a little poll.
We could do a poll.
I'll give them two options.
Yeah, we could do a poll.
multiple choice questions no can maybe no please absolutely not it's a good
gift in there you want this I mean I do that's why I wanted to be I want to get
the question right I also I have this like inexorable urge to be correct
about things and it when tests come up I'm really worried I will allow you one
poll the audience okay with two choices on this and one for a friend no
production what's the answer enough stalling first question okay what is
the weapon called that Xelatath was contained in?
What?
It's... you got this.
I believe in you.
The weapon in which she was contained.
Is this in the war with it?
No.
Well then how am I meant to know that?
You can use your poll the audience if you want.
I have to give them two options.
Yeah.
It's so doomed.
What was the weapon in which she was contained?
Yeah.
What?
Okay.
You can facial... facial reactions.
Is it a sword of some sort?
Is it a bow?
Is it an amulet?
It's not a weapon, it's sword?
Okay, it's kind of a sword.
A hammer.
A mace.
A long sword.
A big sword.
A scythe.
It's a weapon.
And it's kind of like a sword.
A staff.
Can you picture Zaltath holding a big-ass hammer?
No, but she was contained within this.
Yeah, yeah, but...
She also has the weapon.
this too hard yeah we miss it possible like is it the amulet she has around her
chest it's a dagger oh it's this it's a it's a cool dagger there you go okay okay
that's it what it's called it's called a dagger no I mean not the question is
imprecise it is called a dagger
if I say hey what's it scallop what what's Excalibur and I say a sword it's
It's called a sword.
Let them have that one.
Yeah!
You want to know the answer at least.
Of course I want to know the answer.
The weapon was called Zalatath.
Oh!
Blade of the Black Empire.
I thought it was Knifu.
Knifu would have been an acceptable answer.
Okay.
Knifu would have been acceptable.
Okay.
It's not a knife.
It's a dagger.
True.
This one might be hard too.
Please make it easy.
Who freed Zalatath from her prison?
This was in the intro cinematic to this experiment that you would have watched
because it played when you started playing the video game
Yeah, but then I probably, I probably was
I probably watched it once and I forgot
Unlucky shame!
Okay, the Jailer does everything obviously
Technically, the Jailer is the puppet master
So we could say
Well, technically we gave you a hint with the answers to the last question
I didn't listen
It's called Zalatath the Blade of Something
Not about the name, about when that weapon existed
I mean, existed in the cutscene
When did it exist?
It was Dragonflight.
I assume it's chronological, the way that wow expansions work.
So post Dragonflight, who have you got?
You've got the baddie dragons, and you've got the giddy dragons.
It's not going to be chromine.
Well, to be fair, this dagger didn't really exist in either of those expansions.
So was it something from the Twisting Nether?
So someone's in the Twisting Nether.
Who exists in the Twisting Nether?
Okay, so you can't nod and you can't shake your head.
However, could you mouth out the first letter of the thing person who freed Salatath?
Am I allowed to?
Let's ask Jordan this.
Jordan, do you know the answer?
No.
Okay, so who else is interested?
I do.
I'll give you some more because you're a relatively newer player, right?
So, Xalathas lore goes way back to like old gods way back.
Okay.
Void and N'Zoth.
Yes, that's far back.
So, think about...
Yeah, that's really helped me.
Because I don't know who the old gods are either.
I know N'Zoth makes it like...
Okay, I mean that's a good one.
I mean, you can also...
You 50's lore goes way back to...
Yeah, but you could go with that answer if you want.
I could go with N'Zoth.
You could pull Chat.
I've got a nice facial reaction from over here.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go with N'Zoth. I want chat for the third answer.
Okay. That's correct.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
Let's go!
Fighter!
Okay, alright.
The last question. Probably the hardest one.
Oh, wow.
So, dude.
How many...
Toes.
Toe rings.
Three.
Why was that instant?
No, we gotta check his browser history.
Yeah, that's some sketch.
I'm gonna actually check to see if I can...
It might be if either two or three. I think it's three.
I have a picture of it. Give me a second. Hold on. Hold on. I really have a question. That's a hilarious moment.
This is gonna be good. Just give me a sec. I'm gonna do the thing.
Yes it is! I knew it!
Indeed three! There are indeed three there.
Congratulations. The question was how many toe rings would you lick off this other type of toes, right? Yeah, okay. Sure.
Okay, so I'm sorry chat. I couldn't use you for the whole preamble for the box.
So that, of course, oh yes, so within this box contained is a gift flown from another country
from an award-winning establishment. Please feel free to open your box.
I'm very excited now. Let's go. Is it award-winning cheese? It's heavy. Oh, could be cheese. Do you
Do you want to feel it? It's like...
All right.
It's not that heavy.
All right, here we go.
An award. Okay, what about...
Can I keep the box?
What is that?
Pretty sure they're Greg's sausage rolls.
Oh no!
You're a freaking plane!
Thank you!
Let's go!
Are you also Greg's sausage rolls?
I haven't had Greg's in years.
I haven't had Greggs in years.
Do you want to put that next to you?
I want to keep this.
I'm going to eat some Greggs.
You can talk.
I'll mute my mic.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
We subbed to you with the Greggs.
12 Greggs sausage rolls.
This is amazing.
Are you joining us?
There's some beans for you afterwards.
Okay, cool.
And there's the pork beans.
Thank you so much, Preach.
Thank you, everyone.
I've been told that if you require ketchup, you may ask for it.
No.
I don't like ketchup.
sausage rolls this is I I mean I will like that later but for now we're going
I'm getting crumb roar and wriggling is the how bad is we we don't like shoes on
the couch how about his crumbs on the couch I think you're joining Mike and
Alex with us and emote there emote all right save for it tell us what you're
experiencing right now. It looks life-changing. I'm sure everyone has a
view like this because sausage rolls from Greggs are not the best sausage rolls
in the world. They're not. 100%. They're not the fluffiest. They're not the tastiest.
The sausage meat isn't the most succulent. However, there is a part of me
that just returns to my childhood when I eat a sausage roll. And the pastry that is stodgy
and still moist somehow. The meat that tastes like it is being processed to Timbuktu and
back.
I know for 20p.
It reverts me back to my childhood. I'm actually, I might cry. I haven't had a Greg sausage
roll in probably 15 years.
And now I have
What an amazing gift.
I have so many of them.
Zalat have to live it.
The Greek Sausage Rolls.
Those questions were flipping half their laps.
Like, how am I meant to know that?
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's the moment we've all been waiting for.
We've been waiting an entire week for this.
That's right!
Mike gets to see Adele.
And Gigi's in a dave.
And look at him casting the spells.
So that you can see that Spitfire Fuse Tender
throwing that dynamite out there.
Gorgos gonna have to sidestep that otherwise a hell of a lot of damage is going to be coming in
How do you think he's going to be dealing with the upcoming lack of breath that's coming in in this part of the game?
I can't do this
Welcome to the first two days of heroic reign
You live in Germany so you keep defending it
But you tell me a modern country that has everything closed on a sunday these days
Out wages, shenanigans to poor
Ever since I've been here, attitude
Another neck, let's fucking Gorgos
Oh, we got beans on toast! Let's go! Thank you! Thank you!
It smells so bad!
It's the way they squish.
I know G-smash pops up and say they're definitely doing splits, but...
I'll wait until you're done talking before I really get started.
Let me set a case!
They're gonna displace ALL DAY to move in.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I just wanna say that you're fine, you're not really fine, you just can't get into it.
It's just like an aroi, it's almost like a combination of cymox.
Uh-huh.
From...
Awwww
Ohhhhhhhh
Of course, I guess he's sleeping.
We saw some of the players who did get timed out will put it that way, for being...
They were banned.
Oh, hey, I'm going to take a break.
I'm going to take a break.
They were a bit different.
Speaking from experience, there is different levels to banning, OK?
Now, watch the most important question, the most pressing question.
Pressing D in the M-Fword here. When is the laundry returning?
So, we have an ETA of tomorrow, 1200.
We'll get the regular updates and keep you all up to date.
OK. Is it splits for the laundry or are you doing a whole combined?
There's going to be a spreadsheet that you need to follow, um, yeah, I will email it to you tonight.
And when it arrives, do we get to split the loot between the characters?
Or is it each person gets their own individual?
It's going to have to be personal, look on this one, I think, yeah.
That's a shame, but I was hoping to get one of Cush's shirts, so I'll be honest.
No, we really don't.
But Charity and a bit of Gamber has split since fine day.
I will drink my beanie rim juice.
I think that's the kids the beans slow
essential look at you rat did you notice
how long it took Mike to touch the feet
as you say
it's gonna be the one staying down in
the unseeming
left this could go really wrong
oh no don't let this you
channel it's gonna get on keep going
you got point five percent left
Oh, the raid is getting so low, Maristair live, it's time for you to show off if you're the best player here!
Oh! They got so lucky!
Oh, that's how we start focus guys.
That's our role.
Okay, we dodged the web guys, do not die to the web, would be kind of embarrassing.
Then we're getting ready to clean the web soon, we want to especially clear around the blue area.
and drag the boss further back by the way
and do it one
and go in here to be there
yeah we got it
we got it
we're good
and then we have the
so coming up we have a vicar for it
we have one too
one too in here
wanna bring it in
no
watch it
holy fuck
yeah we're really going through
oh god
I was wrong in the expectation.
There's a lot of people that went in that were not supposed to go in this.
Yeah, I was supposed to save.
Well, I'm very confused.
That gave me a lot more.
Yeah, watch the weapons.
And then we clean the weapons guys.
And then after that we have all remaining people going in.
Go in, until the shed if you didn't yet.
By the way, go far, go far.
Yeah, I think you guys are getting hacked hard.
You guys are getting hacked hard.
Yeah, the flutes on those walls are very hard, yeah.
We bring Boston to the middle.
I think D.Va is gonna come in.
Don't be too close, don't they?
Not coming here despite their jumps.
You spoke to me, Chris yourself.
Don't die. I thought I was gonna deal damage.
Yeah, same.
Not the same, bro.
I mean, this charge will kill us, so we dodge here.
I can contest that.
I take Skull, by the way. You can take that.
Of course, remember, we're going to focus the big boys.
We aim Z.
Dodge coming here, we dodge.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
And another one, watch out, guys.
We're killing these boys here.
And then we pick up the bodies to kev up.
Like we learned in the spot.
A lot of bleeds. A bit of a bloke in a bit.
I'll just get the cleanse from the Volk
Got a Jolly?
I'll make sure to pick up the blue there guys
I'll put the spider on the floor
We need more paper
Oh we need actually more than 20
So we need to go for another one guys
Blue left early
That's the red one
And three more paper
Okay we're good, go go go
One more
It's canceling
Okay we're going into this corner here
and we have cost doing it on blue
we can heal him right now
make a good path you guys
make a nice path here
only group 1 and 2 yeah
last time we had 3 people extra
and go far
I have the initial one
The initials of course, the flinks went blue, go far, go far.
That's where the gate is, it's a little bit to the left.
That's his mechanic actually already.
We're getting ready to cleanse the webs again.
I'm going to cleanse the edges.
I guess we're in breath.
Something happened, I don't know what happened.
Cleans the end and the remaining people,
talking here, go to blue, go to pure,
Jank sprint, Jank sprint.
Careful of the web, careful of the web.
I take portal and I'm there
I'm bringing the boss into the middle
right, Nauty?
but you also have permanent and I need to resolve them
Anadiva on screen?
no
oh, I do actually
I was actually noticed
also I'm trying to take those away
okay, what's the wall?
got the ewin rush in this phase
I'm not tracking the cleanse right now so I'll just call one of them and I guess I'll see what I do
you tank this one Robin, I'll take the other one
Yeah
Put this on another one
Oh there it is
That's Scott
But there's more of them
Let's get it
Pop it
You want a bury?
You bury, yeah
Actually, okay, the big boys by the way
Yeah, the one's killing us
Push the charge here
Beat this floor
I know they pick up our
Bops if you are
I don't know
Put it to cleanse me, right to cleanse me
Yeah
I hope it's good luck if I get stucked again in the clouds.
Yeah, everyone pick up, yeah.
Yeah, everyone needs to have, we need 25 in total, so we need, we're not going to click rounds either way.
You're going to have fun, huh?
You don't have much else.
We have a rally discuss now.
We need four more pickups.
And then come and bring it.
This time was quicker.
It was even quicker than this, huh?
I never saw it, it was never fun.
Best unit to use it! Hello?
Use it!
Hello?
Use it!
Yeah
One wins on this!
Yeah, stay on the next bush
Don't trigger the webs
Watch for your gun
Don't trigger
And we're cleaning blue
We got new weapons and we're cleaning blue guys
Watch for your gun
I don't know what to clean it
What's that one?
Give up this one
Let me have group one and two
I mean everyone
Good
1-2 minute
Jankles friend
You get the right damage first
Go far with it
Use that vision
Go boss, go boss
Push
1
Wind brush moved, clicked
You can pop one
What is this loss?
Group 1 and 2 are staying here
Group 3 and 4 moved a bit
Yep, that's correct
There's a guy behind us
He said we're going to kill it
Going in? Good one
We're killing the harbingers of course guys
That's the most important thing to extend home
Yeah, definitely not faster
Just in a dot
And then we're watching the beam come up soon
We're going over guys
We need to wait a little bit
Watch the slice
Group is coming
What the fuck
We need to split up, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, we live in the next time we go down, right?
Yeah, yeah, group 2 are very determined where we split up best, let's see.
Just follow your tank, guys.
Just follow your tank.
Let's go, group 1 we just run, yeah?
Get it.
All the way.
I'll pop some coolies.
That's good, group 1.
They're harboring us inside, please.
Watch your tentacles outside.
Come to the left, come to the left.
Then we have the beam coming in the inside.
Watching the beam here.
I'm gonna get a little bit more.
Watch the harbinger.
Yeah, only harbingers. There's one ad going in.
You're gonna stop.
Yeah, you need to have a...
Then you're getting ready. Kill your things inside.
Yeah.
Also, maybe a little bit tight guys, so should hold all, yeah?
Yeah, very gateway for us, Wolf.
Yeah.
Run away and take the gateway back in after
He's prepared
One here thinks he's very much in
He's barrier and we went in
And we're going to the left group
We'll come
Green group going to the left
Green group in the to move, yeah, to the left as well
Yeah, let's go to the left
There is an ad
Opposite to the top where you're going in guys, yeah?
Yes
Do you want to stop and cross or not?
I'm going to turn the post over from the side, okay?
One guy inside, if you can, see the ad spawning
So why is he coming now?
Why?
Opposite of you on this ping guys
This would be very difficult can you root them me senior sorry
I probably
That's great. They are strong
We have six seconds only
Get a small is get a small is guys
without them was cocking us for big person yeah big was a really big really
big this rally is more than a deal but it's a kill the ads over there and you
can pick fucker now I'm fucking that's you
don't stop them jingi inside with these helps me I'm gonna end the P
a little bit more to actually that's what the answer if you can guys watch the beam
i'm aiming at a little bit more like this so you guys have it faster access to it
yeah that's fine but if they see the art coming in i don't want to have a
camera that's fine i can kill them all yeah that's fine
you need to kill the watcher as well otherwise the boss is perma shielded yeah
yes
yes cheese
you don't have to damage inside or what?
no, the beam was
no, the beam was a bad beam
we wiping it?
no no no no
what's his time?
we said he could kill it or something
we can act as an instance
is it a cast inside?
can we interrupt him?
maybe that was a while ago
we should just kill the boss
I guess you don't need to rush to the left, you can rush to someone else, it's fine.
Yeah, who has pump?
EJ.
Let's kill only the boss and someone needs to kick the watch under the boss.
Under the boss?
He's channeling.
There's no coming to the rest of us on our side.
Unless someone has an engineering item.
Stop hitting the watcher, kill the boss.
There's no boss on CCs.
Let's rush anyone. Anyone in range.
We cannot rush at the moment.
They can't right now because they're in a dirty phase.
Amazing.
Who's that phase?
To see the adds.
On the opposite side.
What are going through?
I'm going to reach you.
A lot of adds soon, yes.
Yeah.
Adds up death?
No, no, no.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Let's go.
Yeah, let's go.
First charge coming.
Go around blue guys.
Form a box around blue.
Do not hit hit by the charts, everyone else.
Flick sprint auto.
Don't hit each other of course.
Beautiful.
Next one around Diamond.
Yeah, I could sprint that one.
But do it as serious as you can.
Charts coming now.
Now it's good.
You see your circle as well.
Don't hit each other, don't hit the previous ghosts.
Nice.
Now claims here.
And then we bring the boss here.
There's a mate, guys.
One further click.
Oh, okay, sorry.
At least one, it's okay.
Most good, actually.
Green is a little bit closer.
What? And look how much growth, huh?
Yeah, one of the swings can just go for him.
If he charges, now roar.
Go around green.
And one of the decimates sniped the one in the back.
Blue.
Interesting.
Easy.
Very nice.
You don't sprint this guys, you run out yourself.
Run out?
And again the Ryzen's barrier.
Barrier?
Get in the Barrier.
Blue is the box guys.
You charge this one blue, around blue.
Bank will sprint it.
And go.
Go and get hit if you're not targeted.
And double hit.
Oh, it's exploded.
It's fine.
And use a res.
You rest already.
Do you listen to me?
No.
Who?
Oh, the rest already.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Around the blue again, new charges coming.
Yeah, maybe some room, much to charge it.
Exprint.
Aqua AMZ again, yeah.
Field them with the decimates.
There's one far away.
Are we getting anything?
We're good.
Yeah.
Let's see how the...
A new mark, maybe?
Yeah, looking right now.
Around the blue.
That was good.
Don't get 3D guys, don't get 3D
Mini-games here
I can't
Nice team, Stunner
S-Summit
All I've rallyed
You wanna run away?
No, he's the Zephyzer
He's a little tiny person
Can I use this one?
It doesn't work, let's go
And then we have a new blue
No sprints for this guys, use your own shit
Go girl
Don't get hit if you're not targeted
Pick the one here
and your blue. Thank you sprint as soon as it's ready. 3, 2, 1, go go.
Don't stand the other ones of Koskos. Don't hit each other.
If you just get charged in 5 seconds you'll be fine.
100 decimates, clear everything.
Clear everything with decimates. Use both AMZs.
It's fine.
We're doing another one here of course guys like
Yeah, this blue
Yeah, and one of the death means will clear the old ones after
Two deaths a minute here. The new one was a personal in the back
Hello, oh, yeah, that's not yeah, it's barrier which run for the sharing. Yes. Oh, we have one alive now
I think that's not it. Hey on this one you need unless we need personals guys just sell feel everything rush
I think we just don't break anymore. Just place them, but don't break them. Kill them all for next week.
But don't get hit by the charts if you're not targeted. Make sure you're on the right path.
Don't get hit guys.
I think boss might be dead. Look at nerfs now. Yeah, but this is easier, you know.
How many necks? One necks.
Starting with the first reps in 10 seconds. I will call it strands from now on.
Trans will go to the left.
Trans or debuff?
Reminds me.
I know.
Trans to the left?
Yeah.
They're all intact.
Oh, that's okay.
Oh, okay.
Get ready for the poison waves soon.
Defar all poison waves as well.
These webs we dodge under us.
Good good space, good good space.
Watch the webs under us.
We're gonna leg it soon.
Let's use Nause for the legging always.
I mean platform, or whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh.
Kick, kick, kick.
That's the key.
Kick in here, Zazia.
Kick late here.
I got it late.
Yeah, I'm right since Barriott.
Kick in there, I'm going in.
I'm going in.
Beginning ads, Zazia, you oppress them.
Now we watch your feet during.
Zazia, you're oppressing these.
Watch your feet now after.
Watch your feet.
No.
And the strands will go left after
And Janky can sprint
Strands to the left
Or left guys
Go to the right, go to the right
And then gathering up
And watch the poison waves
If we need to re-wander there
I'm stuck here long
I'm all
Gonna be legged
Now we'll go again
We have place here and we'll go through
Let's use the Zephyze here though
And get in the darkness
On the deal
And gather up
Gathering the thing
Let's have Altair go to the right
Big mobility you can place left and then run to the right
It's trans coming please sprint to the right post follow the waves are
Maybe we went everywhere right go to the left
Great going to the right now next year of school go to the left
Friends will go to the left so of some sprint
And ending now watch it and what's your feet everyone else?
Breaking box what's your feet get into the shit fucking what's your feet?
That's a bit tight, Ankh.
Ankh and we can resurrow, I guess, for the gates.
Move the front.
And now we'll roar this.
Refly again.
You'll rewind before the thing...
That was rally, that was rally, yeah.
Watch the guys, if you're too far ahead.
He's rewind now, yeah.
Very good.
Get in.
You can Zephyr, Zephyr, Frager.
It's coming soon with strands going to the right
Thank you sprint in so many get it France going to the right basic alpress
What are you wearing?
From the boss give them room room
Next adds again, and we watch our feet during this. That's your prestige
I'm amazed in stand-up. I use before what's your feet?
That's a speed
Watch me
Great damage and now we'll rush soon to the next spot, no gateway on this guys
So you rewind to one way, okay there
You have to put a reset next
I do have it then
I can screw it down here
We're getting the barrier
Get in
And then there's again
Push the adds coming soon, we're looking up res
Add res right over now
Yes, nice, nice
I'll just say it again
Alright
Poison waves coming soon
What should love nice?
That's the real end of some showing
Watching our feet soon. Exits as plus pu frag oppressing
Watch the webs under you if I treat what you eat what you eat
Just on ready mr. I don't
I've seen
There's no deez on you
We need a Z
Honey diva
It is before you leave
Don't walk through too much shit here.
We have to rush up again, yeah?
Yeah, you can reservo and you can use the gateway moving.
I just have to help with that.
It's fine.
Just get perfect, you should be around there.
Get in, get in, get in.
Everyone in, it will pull you a bit.
Every day, it will pull you a bit.
Get to the edge, it will pull you a bit.
Okay, it's fine.
You go to the right, strands to the right,
click sprint to them now.
The right.
It's fine.
You go to the back middle then after this one.
This is not even bad.
Ads coming soon.
Okay, you can rest a minute.
May seed of rest and stuns. Nice, we just got stunned as well now.
Where are they, what's going on?
Next round, to the left.
Right, onto the right.
And what's feet?
What's feet?
Jack's foot now.
What's feet?
Arm and the feet.
Pressure feet.
Pressure feet is running.
Just executes.
That's right, sir.
True work.
gosh damn what's the salute a rep palette in with a weapon ready to go like
that's a that's an interesting one
what's that?
why is chemistry a tragic fit?
what's the ritual?
a nightmare beat
listen just a delicious little turd right in your mouth there it is nutty beautiful
D is for Daloran. It exploded. Oh no, lost!
Killing the boss and it's at 4%. Look at that, the room twist is spawning the last parasites.
Oh, don't give in to them.
Jump straight into that box, what the hell!
Damn, he valiantly leapt into the box.
That is a strong choice.
choices. That is one of the choices you could have made. That is the most choice of these
times.
We need you right now! We have a patient! You're going to be fine! Preach to worry about it!
Yes!
Take parts, K.K.I.
Now let's talk about Charity for Kids!
There's no way we're going quad-DKs because it is mad if we're not bringing Narko because
he's DK's basket.
My son, the forests of Lordaeron whispered the name.
It's about to get cold in the Roobah Palace baby, it's about to get real cold!
That's a fail!
You failed!
Come on mate, just blop it in there.
All the way, come on now, keep going, there we go, nearly done!
Oh yes, good, there, there, all the ice in mate, blop it in.
Blop that in your job, mate.
We're going to come real brief, we're just going to wash our hands.
I'm submitting the situation.
Oh my god, got the d**k!
Oh, we beat it!
Excellent!
I'm sending one over to UG who's been starting to dogpinching me
I'm just waiting for a pull any minute now
I'm real! God bless Echo and their lack of ability to pull a boss
And we are joined by the one, the only, Xalathe-
I didn't realize you had to beat up
I'll make them up, Jay
Oh, I didn't paint his toes
He didn't paint the toes
What are we saying, Ellen?
What's going on? How's it going, beautiful?
I feel lovely like a princess
Search for Solar
Oh my god! Are you okay? You're right now! We have a patient!
Oh we do?
You need to scrap in!
Calm down!
Oh no!
You need to calm down!
No, I think he's not okay!
Okay, let's have a look at the patient.
I'm gonna put the patient on the table!
Oh, that looks bad.
Oh my god, it's real! It's very bad! What do you think?
Well, there's a few lacerations to the abdomen.
I think it's a proctalgia.
You think it's proctalgia?
You think it's butt hurts?
Okay, we can have an investigation of the anus.
First up, can you uh, can you get me masked up and gloved up please?
I will, I will of course, let me get my gloves on first.
How long have you been working in this hospital?
This is my first time!
I can tell!
Fok Taojo is not usually the thing we would first present within this sort of case.
I think it's pretty important.
Multiple confusions and lacerations to the entire abdomen and the thoracic cavity.
You're still talking!
Yes, that's my job!
He's dying!
He's not dying!
Do we have anesthesia?
I need some succinothonium.
Please, okay.
I think this will do.
Okay, sure. Whatever you say. Okay.
That's the wrong side.
Okay, what do we have? Do we have...
Do we have anesthesia here? Is he under?
Yes, yes, he's totally under.
Yeah.
Okay, we need the masks on as well, please.
I need you to drape the patient for me.
I will drape the patient for you in just a moment, Dr. Medic.
Okay, yeah, that's good. Uh-huh.
Yeah, this is...
It's gonna be very audible for the people who might be watching from the gallery.
from the gallery. Just put it on, please. You learned this in med school. I'm just so nervous.
Thank you. I think he's dying to the Procdulture. You learned one word in med school. It's not
funny. A man's life is at stake. Okay, let me investigate. He's bleeding. I only have
one good eye. Okay. Can you drape the patient for me, please? No. I'm draping the patient.
The clamps are for the anal fissures.
That's not a drape, that's a medical mask.
The drape's over here, here we are.
I'm draping the patient, I'm draping the patient.
Drape.
We need to be able to access the thoracic cavity.
On the side, yep, nice.
And then some tape, please, or some clamps
to keep that down.
I'll investigate.
Okay, so how are you feeling?
Okay, can't answer because he's under anesthesia.
Yeah, that makes sense.
That's how that works.
Probably should have known, shouldn't I?
Okay, do we have a scalpel?
We do have a scalpel, Dr. Medic.
Okay, that's a pair of tweezers, but we can try.
Okay, as a medical student, can you explain to me
where you would access first?
I would access that middle area.
The part of your brain that remembers things.
I would try to do that too.
That's the middle area.
I would, I would.
Who was your supervisor?
I would start with the middle.
You start with the middle, okay.
Well, he does-
You're gonna be fine, pre-sure, worry about it.
He has some butterflies in his stomach.
So we're going to try and remove the butterflies if we can.
Alright.
Is this one of your hairs?
Probably.
It's a bit too short.
I think you might be right.
It's usually we would wear some sort of hairnet for this sort of situation.
But here we go.
Okay.
God, does he got this?
He's bleeding!
Okay, you're not very chill.
Okay.
Ah!
We have the butterfly removed from the stomach.
No wonder you had the pop towels off.
Butterflies in your stomach would cause pop towel.
You can also have growths in your stomach depending on what you eat usually the hydrochloric acid will remove it for you
Obviously, but doesn't work in every case. I've seen a bit of broccoli pulled out of some
You're talking while he's dying. We've removed the butterflies. Okay, I think next I would do the foot
You do the foot. The left one. The left foot. Okay. Well, that's this
Okay, this is right. Okay. This is
Okay
I'm gonna close the wood. I'm gonna close the wood. Okay, good job. His Achilles heel is slightly elastic
But I think we can make this work. Let's have a try.
Okay.
I- I-
That does not help!
You're imbued!
Here we are.
There's an Achilles heel for you as well.
We'll remove that.
Very good job.
Can we have a bit of tape for the wound please?
Come on, don't even-
He's saying he's dying and you're not hurrying up!
I'm sorry, what are we doing now?
The tape on the wound!
Okay, okay, see I'm taping it, I'm taping it!
There's a whole area, it isn't Scalile anymore, but we'll just have to live with it.
Okay.
I think he's waking up! I think he's waking up!
He's waking up! Yes!
Okay, he's still asleep. We're fine. Ha!
It helped with his pencil hand as well.
We got that out.
There you are. Thank you so much.
Okay, this is great. Great surgical technique.
Okay, can you also have a spanner in his foot
that is somehow taped back down to his other foot now?
He needs to be a bit more careful with his taping.
Here we are. There's his spanner.
Have you noticed any arthrosis?
Anything like that? No, I've only seen prorexia.
Pyrex, yeah, you think it's febrile?
Yeah, it's some rivalry, ah!
I don't think his fever and his nose running are the most important things in the world right now, I'm gonna be honest!
He's still got some spare ribs that we must...
But what about his sternotate?
His sternotate?
I can't even remember what that means!
He's got warts!
He can't sneeze, he's intubated!
Okay, we're going to get rid of the spare ribs.
That explains it, that explains it.
Oh, there we go. Have a spare rib.
Oh my god, I'm so glad you're here, medic doctor.
If you say that to your dog later, that would be great.
I will do that.
Okay, do you think we need to remove this funny bone?
It'd be more like preach then.
I don't think he has a funny bone.
Okay, very much like preach. Yeah, it's true.
We shouldn't be laughing, this is serious medicine.
I think there might be some laughing gas in his room.
Yeah, quite possibly.
We do have a broken heart
Afraid that that's going to be quite difficult to extract here
Do you have do you have him on bypass?
Yeah, I bypassed him multiple times. Okay. He's just ignored him and walked into another room apparently. Yes
Oh, this this is a toughie
You're not really helping now. I'm gonna be honest, but I'm still looking up
On youtube how to do area we got rid of his heart an average good job. Are you supposed to get rid of the heart?
If we're trying to be preach it makes the most of-
OH NO!
No!
Lick it off!
I think we saved him.
Oh my god we did it!
High five.
Thank you so much doctor.
Let's go.
I cannot believe it.
Okay it might be dead now.
It might be dead now.
Just give him more beans fuck.
We removed his heart and beans are good for the heart.
Let's listen in with wave.
But at the start, we are so clean. Echo is so clean on these initial egg cracks, right?
And then they missed it.
They get on the fucking floor!
That was a classic cast of course.
Waiting to happen.
Oh, these toes are so tasty.
Yes, they are.
Nibbling on my toes.
Yungyungyungyung.
Yungyungyung.
I don't like feeding you, but...
Oh my God.
Oh Lord.
That is instant pain.
pain
oh right
why does he just um
oh
...notes?
mm, alright
he leads our raid
he is scribe
do you like green eggs and wipes?
i do not like them, sets our scribe
i do not like green eggs and wipes
i do not like them with a roger
i do not like them with a spider
i do not like them with a worm
i do not like them, i confirm
i do not like them in a raid
I do not like them, I'm afraid.
I do not like green eggs and wipes.
I do not like them, said, so ascribe.
How intently Roger is staring at the screen saying,
can I see the swirls?
Can you see the swirls?
Under 10%!
Under 10% for Echo A monumental.
Oh, that was phenomenal.
Oh, he's getting worse.
He's getting worse.
I think drinking the milk will spread it around the mouth.
That's what I think I did that.
Oh yeah!
The frog!
Yeah, the fish!
Yeah, no, that's that!
This is my third shoe in a row, I'm just playing!
Shit in my mouth!
Ha ha ha!
God!
I am so fucking irked!
Huh?
I'm hyped, I mean.
What?
Hmm.
You guys have been asking as to, you know, how strong Cannex is in this particular encounter,
so I've had a little bit of a look and, um,
I can show you exactly what purpose he is fulfilling with the help of production here, okay?
I think he's the one.
What is my purpose?
You kill worms and give Mark of the Wild.
Oh my god.
Yeah, welcome to the club pal!
Huge book.
A lot. Absolutely massive.
And you can see one or two changes.
One or two minor changes to how they're pulling that.
And that boss is dead.
Thank you so so much.
And we have raised an amount that I think have we...
Yeah, we've broken ten thousand!
No way!
We have broken ten thousand dollars!
We are all signed up here in Cologne! Echo has managed to do it in good stead before
Well, they go to bed, but we're not allowed to share.
Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's time that we all,
you, I, Geeth, and everyone in the chat,
can we salute our boy, Kenneth's.
He was likely to not see any more of this race.
He did his job.
He paid his dues.
My wonk him.
As he gazes into that doorway,
he knows his own borrowed time.
Might not be over for him,
but for now, it's definitely over for you.
Vicket also broke it
I walk along the road
Welcome to your first race to world first, Alex
It's obvious fuck
Okay, the van is fine
I just saw the log out
That's not a van, I like that one
Huh?
Okay, I've liked that one
I spoke it to yourself
Welcome to the kill video, it's fun
And that's coming for...
That's the greatest ever.
Watch your feet.
Hello, Blaze.
You're being spreading.
Watch your feet there.
I'm watching feet again.
And the health function is free here.
Hello, Blaze.
Reversed rally.
Hit your X.
Hit your doubles.
Be spreading.
Hello, TD.
Leave good guys.
Blast the Blaze coming.
Be spread.
Blast the TD.
Hit your doubles.
Watch your feet.
Get your focuses and watch your feet again.
Yes, we perfect.
We're watching, we're watching, we're watching again, we're spreading now, we're watching,
I'm moving soon
We're like one and a half percent ahead guys, like I said
Let's play safe
Watch feed, watch feed
Look at blue and green quick, and then watch quick, hit again
Hello play student
Cool, how's it going?
Hit your X now, and watch feed
Put your focus us up, watch in feed, hot sun, pre-spread
Good kicking
Hello TD
Watch in feed
Moving over
Kick, that's good, you mean it, you snagged this one?
Marks are up, put your feet though, and Blue's far.
Tossy plays going.
He's spreading.
We're sending Star home.
Have a Dragon Balls.
Targon's win, Targon.
Oh, we're doing well, bro.
We're good, we're good.
Marks are in personal, watch feet.
Watch feet, watch feet.
Tossy did it.
Kick, watch him feet again.
We're ready, we need Tossy.
Warm is dead.
B spread.
Back up purple.
Headless.
Finish the spiders.
Finish the spiders a bit.
Resmini.
X coming.
B spread.
If you don't have it.
B spread premium if you don't have it.
Hello TD.
Thoughts rewind soon.
Backstar.
Ripple kicks, yeah.
Press right.
Keep kicking.
One by one.
Yeah, one by one.
Pick up purple.
This one.
Nice one.
V-next.
V-spreading now.
Back up next.
Off-staffs me again.
Kick.
Finish the worm now, guys.
Watch feet, watch feet, watch feet, very tight.
That's an intro.
Good.
Last one.
Just get it.
Just target it.
Mainly contact.
Yeah, yeah, watch feet, watch feet, watch feet, watch it.
We're going in the middle.
There's a spider.
Clips in.
Pre-spread.
Crawlers.
End feet.
Watch feet.
Tank explosion, watch your screen.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Good.
Be watching feet guys. Three seconds again.
Make sure to go in Robin before you get up there.
Eat. After next feet you're spreading out.
Eat. Eat. Eat.
I'm pre-spreading.
Hello everyone.
Everything, pre-spreading, pre-spreading.
Help push inside.
Don't die. Don't die. Don't die inside.
Lift the tank up.
And if he's...
Can rest.
Stay alive.
Aim these.
Aim these. Aim these.
But you're lost, I'm lost
We are all signed up here in Cologne! Echo has managed to do it in good step before they go to bed
There we go.
That's in an ominous...
Scary.
Alright, we've got floor medic right now after adjusting the camera.
That'll impact knocking while slithering across the floor.
I need you to zoom in on me as well, and I'll show it off.
We can maybe go to my...
Oh no.
The hot chip challenge.
There we go.
Are the hot chip challenges our event?
Very scary.
stop saying that so yeah this um what does it say so it is the world's hottest
chip spiced with unique mix of the hottest natural chili peppers in the
world oh my word why have we done this just gonna open it just to see what's
like in the inside oh okay it's sealed not again we're not going through this
again why have I done this you love spicy things wait are we doing that
No, I'm just showing it off, so you can see it on the inside. It's shaped like a coffin on the inside
Oh, let me get rid of that. Very ominous, just to add to everything. Any last words?
Why is it getting worse?
And it gets worse. Oh, I think that's like a little tattoo.
And we're getting a tattoo. That's the pain.
So you said you wouldn't get a tattoo, right?
Yeah. You've got one of these. Awesome.
That's great. And here's the chip. Good one for the arm.
Yes, let's have a little scale comparison. Hot sauce wise. I'm saying that as if you can't hear me. I assume you can't hear me speaking to a Mitch.
Oh no. Where are... oh god.
Oh my word. Yeah, so Mitch is going to explain it to us because I think he's a little bit more of a connoisseur than you or I. A bit of an aficionado.
It just looks hot.
It does look hot, doesn't it?
Testing? I can hear you.
Hello.
Hello. Okay, so if you guys remember in Sepulchre, the hot sauce challenge we did, I believe that hot sauce was fizzing.
that hot sauce was 15 million schoolbook units 15 million i believe so what was the barbecue
sauce because that's the one i had then that was really spicy i can't remember the sweet
bells of the bomb i don't remember what that one was but just comparatively that was like
way off the charts right it was like ridiculous okay um so law enforcement pepper spray is apparently
in the range of two to five million okay you're gonna be basically be eating what you'd be pepper
sprayed with. Oh, delicious. Yeah. Oh, anyway. Yeah, that sounds great.
Should be pretty good. Um, we have milk on standby. Yeah, we don't have anything else
though. So that's fine. Sorry. It's very spontaneous. Yeah, that's fine. I mean, he's
supposed to eat half of the whole because I believe you're supposed to put the whole
package in. I'm not sure that we can look up a video if you want. That's fine. We
We need a tutorial like a milk pen and a bottle.
It comes with lots of little things in here.
No, don't.
It says put on the gu- you gotta- it comes with a glove?
Yes.
Wait, don't wait!
So this is the thing, I just wanna mention this to you guys,
because this is serious, right?
When you're doing this, please make sure you don't rub your eyes.
Don't put your fingers anywhere near your eyes.
Um, I would probably use the glove.
And we will bring you some wet wipes afterwards
so you don't accidentally touch anything.
Instructions unclear.
Yeah.
I'm kidding.
kidding alright so gloves this is Gary yeah okay I'm so excited I'm really looking
forward to this actually I don't think this is gonna be nice it says can you
normally it settles after around five minutes we've got four minutes of pain
so four minutes before the end of our shift that's what we're doing so you
can see the full pain scale oh no looming shall I read a little bit more
about them so I mean Jordan gonna be in these ships it says and warning
We're off to a good start.
High capsaicin content.
Product is not intended for children.
Oh, sorry. I guess I won't be doing it then.
Pregnant and nursing women. That's me out.
Keeping our region from children.
That's out.
Avoid consumption if you are allergic to capsaicin
or have health problems, especially gastrointestinal problems,
stomach ulcers or cardiovascular disease.
Okay, what if I have a problem with walking into door frames?
This might help.
Avoid eating on an empty stomach.
Good thing we had lunch.
Yep.
During the consumption, we strongly recommend that you use protective gloves, including the
packaging, and avoid drinking carbonated drinks.
Okay.
If you have long-lasting breathing difficulty after the consumption, search for medical
assistance where you've got medic nearby.
Yeah.
Free.
There we go.
Recommended surfing is half of the chip.
Okay.
Oh.
To cool down spiciness, we recommend to drink milk or eat dairy products.
I like that.
I like cream.
Does Milky Bar count?
That's what I need to know.
Milk's in the name, so yes.
And it is chocolate.
I'm sure it's dairy in there.
Consider carefully whether you can really handle high level of spiciness.
Yes.
You got it.
It's gonna be awful.
It's gonna be the best year.
I love that.
That's gonna be great.
I'm very excited.
Fantastic.
I like this in a little coffin.
Any last words?
Yes, suggesting half a chip.
I think...
I think that's fair.
Yep.
Is it?
Target chip each?
I don't know.
Let us know, production, what chat's saying about that.
Whether or not that's satisfactory.
We're going off of what the box says.
So, if it's saying no, then...
We'll do a poll.
Actually, what's the point of the poll?
Well, what's the point of the poll to do a whole chip?
There's no way anyone's gonna vote.
Oh yeah, no, that's fine.
More spicy or less spicy?
Thank you.
Half a chip.
Oh no, they should just do the whole thing.
When would they ever vote for the other option?
Yeah, okay, there are some.
What we can do is we can start with half,
and then if we feel that we can go again,
we just do another half. We have got more chips.
We'll see how it goes.
I actually really like Spicy though.
I would say that he was going to do the Spicy Chip as well.
Well, I think the idea is that we don't do it
at the beginning of shifts, because it might screw us up.
Talking of which, what time is it?
Okay, we've got 20 minutes until me and Jordan the console. Who are we doing it in the next do probably we're doing like the next 15 minutes or so?
Okay, the last five minutes because apparently immediate whole vote
apparently the
That the effect should last no more than five minutes
So if we get five minutes before the end then if we can survive the whole five minutes
You can go through that journey with us and if we can't then oh well
We're getting out of shift a little bit early
Play by play cast once we've had the chip
I was hoping that we'll be able to cast something, but yeah, there is yeah, I guess we could play by play cast the splits
After this boss
For the boss ship for the boss. Oh snap. So we got to go now. Can we get like some milk in here?
We got to also use the glove because you are wonderful charity
Donators, I'm gonna take my glasses off mini gold that we set for us to have the chip roulette
challenge
Two million scovled I think I think jazz jazz suits
Yep
chaotic spicy jazz time
perfect
Okay, so we're gonna have this chair. Oh wait, yeah
If you want I can just take and hand it to you
We might
Like some sort of let's just move the red balls at the moment yet just some sort of receptacle for some spittage
We have like some tweezers.
Okay, so here we go.
We've been to one.
Yep, so fingers away from the eyes.
Ideally what I'd do is I'll just hold it, you can bite it,
yeah, and then I'll take the other half, okay?
What if I drew it on it?
I'm actually worried.
That was the worrying part.
So this is a two and a half thousand Scoville chip
because you guys made it to nine and a half thousand.
You actually broke through that and got to ten.
got to 10. Oh my god, is this gonna be a... Two and a half million, sorry not two and a half
thousand. Two and a half million. Oh it smells. It's got a funky look to it. Do you want to
take a good picture of that? That's bad, I think. It's bad shit. It really smells. I'm
holding my breath. Okay so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna... It's spicy for my nose.
Try and just clonk it in half a bit. Yeah maybe like break it. Are you happy for this piece?
Yeah, all right, okay, so I just you just want to join kid with you. I don't like feeding you, but oh
my god
Oh my god, oh
Lord that is instant pain
Okay, thank you. Hey mother of God. It feels like
Satan is having a party in my mouth. Oh
That
Oh
Okay, okay. How are you doing? Yeah, really? Well, I really love charity
Okay, it's burning the thing is is that the initial hits crazy then it sells for a minute. Would you like some milk?
It's set for a little bit. Let's see what happens apparently it builds in intensity over time
so and
The writer does I can feel careful
I love it here. It just doesn't stop. What does it taste? It tastes like if you lick lava.
It's like just spiky pain like if you ate a cactus. A pain smith. A cactus. Yep. Spikes.
Oh it's getting worse. It's getting worse. I think drinking the milk would spread it around the mouth.
that's what I think I did that it's like okay oh the milk is not normal milk
either which means on normal milk it tastes like fake milk oh god that's so
much worse oh man the milk made it worse oh yeah yeah delicious yeah no
go for that this is my third stream in a row I'm just putting shit in my mouth
I think I can see into the future, spoilers it's hot, it's a hot.
I love it's pain oh I never knew breathing could hurt very true thanks for
reaching nine and a half thousand everybody cheers everyone who it's
time to sell so it's a cell okay well I'm not looking forward to the future
because I imagine it's in the future at least I think I think I think I think
I think we've only won half the battle here Jordan.
Oh, I can...
My ears are ringing.
Why are my ears ringing?
I can taste it in my feet.
I have like a cold sweat.
I can taste it in your feet.
It's enough about Sally Toys.
He can't keep up with that in spirit up!
That's wild.
That is nuts.
He didn't even try healing anyone else.
I'm just healing myself.
That's it. That's the whole fight.
You've seen everything.
Now they just need to do that with
with uh...
some more damage
no that's panics
no way
oh it does seem like we've had
a couple new changes
alright so there we go
I mean good pull though
good pull
push come over here
no don't
go around
oh no
run
I feel like I figured it all out, like, for real.
Hopeful now that he's down.
Look at the face.
Oh, come on, dude.
Lucky.
Great.
And there we go.
We've seen that.
Anyway, this is real.
I picked up the rune there.
We could hear him going, like, they are really happy.
That's it.
That's the entire fight.
Although they have got a, like, solution, everything's solved.
We can do the same thing over and over again.
If the food at dinner not enough, you just need to swallow your mouth with Mike for a second.
Although you have a solid one.
What you'll see if we can jump on over to the desktop patch is we have mammoths tanking in the middle here, we have xalateth in the top right corner, obviously watching over us.
Unfortunately the opalopes were covered in lead paint.
They've really done a number.
Have you heard of Richardson? This is a co-chesson, I guess.
You can see just how much damage the game is coming out, 20.5, 20.4, 20.3, and I think that's it, all done, 20.2, there is even that last little bit of challenge down, 20.1, I don't think we're getting below it, 20 on the dot, eeeh, the breaker.
This has been a slow wormage of a way through. The bullet was already on the skin when it started
and it's gone millimeter by millimeter through. There's been no shooting here, but it's been
a doodle, a trundle, a trudge perhaps, a meandering path taken through those intuptable worms
alongside the egg with the parasite slowly infesting our very souls and now moving into
the grass of the nether that has been kivesa. It has been a joy to my home, but also an experience
of nightmare-ish monstrosity. I've loved every second of it, but mostly I've loved the beans.
Damn, dude. Do you actually want to do it? I said I'd do it. It's only fair. I said I'd do it.
Do you want me to speedrun it, or should we introduce it? Well, you can introduce it.
I'll get ready. You introduce it. Okay, so this is a challenge that does make it way
So there we go. This is a challenge that we were doing yesterday, I think. Jordan and
I had half a chip each. Because we got to $12,500 for our wonderful charity Games for
Love that is helping children in developing countries get the life-saving care that they
need in hospitals and kids who are in hospital. What?
Just realised it shaped like a coffin. Yes!
I didn't realize that the whole time.
Any last words?
BS, you guys have been raising an incredible amount of money.
So thank you so, so much.
We've got some awesome things coming up.
Don't read, just eat.
So I wanted to see the challenge directive.
I have to put on the glove,
I have to open it carefully and then eat it.
Suggested serving is half a chip,
so I will be eating half a chip.
I will not be eating a whole chip.
That's for me and Jordan, or Jordan and I,
have half a chip each.
Yes.
it was sufficient. Yeah, it was fine. It was more than enough.
The goal is to handle heat for five minutes without drinking or eating, apparently.
Oh, really? So I'm going to attempt that. I did not within
moments. My gullet... This will be very much an attempt. I had Tabasco a couple of days
ago, and that hit the back of my throat and made me almost vomit on the show. So...
I can't memorise them at Tabasco. It was a shot of Tabasco, a full shot with three
beans in the bottom of it as a punishment. The surprise beans.
The surprise beans that almost made me vomit.
Well, I feel bad leaving you, but I'm not gonna have one of those ships to get to.
No, you don't need to. No, you have to fill the gap.
No, I think it's better that the gap is filled just with pain.
Just the sheer pain of it all.
I disagree with that, but so here we go.
Are we gonna have a custom camera?
Hold on, but you've got to hold your horses here.
It has a very potent smell.
Because I don't want to get anything on, anyone else might touch.
yep so we're gonna make it so that you're not touching your eyes or anything
like that but you can see redic going in um just bite into it I suppose mate if
you're wondering how to half it okay are we ready three two one that's a big
bite that's more than half well done I'm gonna move that down for you if that's
okay yep there we go how are you feeling oh I might as well finish it
Now, what if you want to okay, that's a full that's a double dosage
How's it going? It?
This is two and a half million Scoville, by the way, oh, this is like eating a pepper spray. Oh god
Are you sure you're kicking that hard?
Really fun to it's certainly low as your social barriers. I didn't mention I get
Well, that's the spicy food, so...
I'm just gonna sit here and hiccup.
We can't go away!
That's kicked in real hard.
I'll bless you.
Look into the camera as well.
The tears...
I just got...
I just got a hiccup.
There's just a thing.
How's it...
How's it taste?
It doesn't really taste.
This is something I really dislike with spicy food.
But it's just deliberately spicy.
Because it just hurts.
Like, good Indian food.
Indian food and it's spice well, it's delicious, but this is just painful.
How do you handle spice normally?
I'm usually a good spicy Indian food, I'm salivating quite a lot.
You do really well.
A good spicy Indian dish, very tasty, love it, but it has to be well cooked spices.
This is just deliberately trying to kill you.
Yeah, it's there just as a challenge.
You've done so well.
It looks like you're still going through it a little bit.
I'm crying.
It's meant to be five minutes long there.
Yeah.
It's been like 20 seconds.
It's actually been far longer than that.
I think the time has gone a little bit.
It's just all numbers.
Yeah.
Are you seeing into the future yet?
Yeah.
The next pull is the kill.
Oh, there we go.
Knowledge gained.
Would you like some milk?
I'm actually OK, I think.
Are you going to settle back down into it?
I mean, we can do some whipped cream.
I feel OK.
Jordan's some Tabasco with it.
I'm good.
I'm very impressed.
A round of applause.
How long is the beat? Oh, I need to wash my hands though, because I'm not going to miss that. Can you mute my mic?
I'll tell you what, what we'll do if you already want it.
Yeah, let's have a little listen when we wave.
Well done, I'm super impressed.
Round of applause. We'll be back very soon as we're going to be jumping into the...
My friend who's coming over is that guy who's always, always winning Mortal Kombat.
So I told him to get ducked.
Even if the path was a little bit scuffed.
Yeah, you can see what happens here with the eternal night with the damage just pulsing out
across the race so maybe now she doesn't die go there for that was crazy
something's a such job there it's such a shenanigans we've been doing a little investigating
i've got a scoop something's going on don't you tell me otherwise i've been i know that i've
been on the internet i know what's happening i don't we have no idea what's going on but
but there is something suspicious.
We've got Twine, he's getting a 4.2.
Oh, nice!
Oh, wreck your needle, Gingy!
Nice, Gingy, Gingy's been very much on form.
Who is getting through those gaps?
A new bet for Echo, Wall Life doing everything he can
to get that boss that little bit lower.
Merrits refusing to fall into the twisting never.
But unfortunately, death comes to us all.
Merrits is the boss down to 8.5%
Merrits finally falling 8.74%.
Oh my goodness!
A new bet for Echo.
I think Rebez is about 78 years old. That's my theory because we've never seen him in person.
He's never come to any event. He's been here for years. He always rocks. I guarantee he
sits there with a cigar, a pipe of bitter, and a brown shirt. Yeah, and he's just like,
killing. So what you need to do is every game when you get into chat you need a copy-pasted
message. And what it says is, dearest teammates, I am much better than you are. So if you could
please just focus on playing around me, that would be advisable. If you do not do this,
I will run it down because you are wasting my time and I deserve to be in challenge.
Find regards and every time they make a mistake, you copy paste that put it in again. And
if they mute you, you start pinging. It's like, Hey, I'm paying attention to you.
I was just wondering if kindly you could explain why you are so trash.
They sent me an Amazon wish list on it was one item, just a boop.
That is legit, buddy.
So Mitch has been hearing Phantom Footsteps for weeks in a room occupied by Chris
and he's not doing any something at all, which leads me to believe that Jesse's a ghost.
Please pull the boss.
6.8% for the bowler on her down!
Scent is going so well, half the rate remaining live with 5.7, we have a few more seconds before the final eclipse hits and clears the floor.
Everyone getting it by the last one, this is the big hit!
We'll have a few people live, Narko live, Mir's live, Nysmi's live, Rebis as well.
Nysmi's the last to hit the live as the boss is at 5%!
Running around as Setherwok with the dove ticking.
Oh, what a pull!
They should be very happy about the boss going down sub 4% 3.9% something
Smiles across the faces of the players in Echo
I still feel like she would be worth trying
I don't know if that is the reason, but I think it would worth trying one pull
Where Kara was on the couch since every pull since she sat down, it's been cursed
Yeah, I'd like that
Okay, Lune
Maybe at the desk or take a little break
The question is, will they can-
No! She stayed on the couch too long!
See you back tomorrow around 8.
For the show to pick back up.
Take care everybody. Goodbye.
Are you not listening to me?
I called for the show to end, Mitch!
Fuck it.
You all know how to quit.
I cannot pull this flat.
Respect, mate.
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm saying if you cannot pull it, zero.
Okay.
Man, I will make sure we pull it zero.
0.1 is fine, 0.2 is fine, 0.0 is not fine, I'm expecting good, I'm going to go.
That's some crazy mean max, huh?
It's 0.1 second max.
What marker charges?
You don't work markers?
What?
What's relative positions?
Watching feet.
I'm watching orbs.
Middle charges coming.
Thanks Fred. Watching feet. Watching orbs. Get to your spots.
The other side is down. Marker charge is coming.
With the world markers. Most relative positions.
Watching feet. Watching orbs. Middle charge is coming.
Through the middle. Thanks Fred. Watching feet.
Watch what you do.
Watching all missions soon.
Get to your spots.
And Zephyr's now.
That'll rewind the aim.
Where's he have to be?
He'll be on the cast basically nothing.
Respecting by fire.
World marker child is coming.
Little world markers.
Two feet.
Also relative positions.
Watching feet.
Watching more.
100x, behind your feet.
Up.
Need to watch out.
Down is it.
Up to you.
There's some as well.
Oh, here it is.
There's some.
Middle charges soon.
Bottom up if you can.
Middle charges.
Through the middle.
I should be good twice in a row I think.
Yep.
Also feeling on these guys.
Watching feet, staying square, watching feet, watching orbs.
Spirit link it.
Got everyone here.
We're just going to help, so I know what to do.
Last intermission coming.
Dimble, Dimble.
Remember the paradoxes in this phase as well.
Just stay on line for this.
Savage running.
Death hit final.
Nice very helpful.
15 seconds.
This is it.
100% again.
They're absolutely crazy amount of damage out of the boss.
Damage out as the boss is trying to take them out of the eclipse but it's not enough, it's echoed and managed to catch up to liquid as the boss goes down.
This is it. 100% again, an absolutely crazy amount of damage out as the boss is trying to take them out of the eclipse but it's not enough, it's echoed and managed to catch up to liquid as the boss goes down.
There we go, look at that. That is not okay.
This is so not okay, and the fact that you mentioned it and the fact that you brought it up is also not okay.
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What is he giggling about? I mean, he's really enjoying himself. What's happening?
Just loves this boss, that's what it is.
Laughing at how easy the range is usually.
Like literally laughing at looking at a ranged POV and they're just like doing so much work.
That was perfect, we just have guests sitting coming down, we just have New Best Paul.
That is not okay. That is not okay. I'm so sorry.
Tons of guys have this problem. It's not a big deal.
Welcome to who's math is it anyway?
I forgot I'm in there man, I have 3 LP!
The game where the points are like healers, they just don't matter.
Things you can say in a raid that you cannot say in the bedroom.
Uh, okay, you go do splits with Genji, I'm gonna pull someone else.
Same question.
Can you explain in detail why you failed the last time?
If you've never followed the race before, I don't even play World of Warcraft, which
of course many of you do, everything will reset for us in the EU on Wednesday, it will
be Tuesday for the US because they are desynced because, yeah.
We have had an enormous $1,000 donation from Minnie's mom.
I'd love to tell you, your son is wonderful.
Going up there, oh my goodness, I can't even, there's a lot of overlaps here. I think you were very much right.
This is going to be a very much an overlap phase.
Yeah, it's a bit of production put there to give us some context here.
The HP when they came out of that phase is the amount of HP Kai Vezer had.
What?
Guys, we have a datamined secret cutscene.
Why don't we see this super amazing datamined cutscene spoiler?
What is it?
I wonder.
It's almost over.
Oh, I'm so excited!
Your ambition was rare, you know.
Yet despite even betraying your own mother,
she was you are.
Oh, not the beans!
Oh, no!
Nasty!
When did it kick in? Is it like a slow berm?
Shut up!
Oh, there it is!
Oh my! Merry Christmas! You look like you've made a mistake. Do you feel like you've made a mistake?
I'm fine!
Would you like to take a little break?
Yeah, we would.
Alright, let's do it.
You're going to spit again?
You need to learn to swallow!
And on that bombshell, we'll bid you adieu to the night.
Indeed, we'll see you.
Night, everyone.
Good night.
I have to administer a spanking.
Hello, everybody, and welcome to Who's Masses Anyway!
I forgot to send them out.
Everybody help me!
The game where the points are like healers, they just don't matter.
I'm joined today by Preach, somehow the most popular catster despite hating cats,
loving feet, always smelling like beans.
Are you afraid?
Alex, our own personal Bob Ross.
Any time you see him in a key, Versi says everything's fine, happy little accidents, and then he dies.
Yeah, that's about right.
Jordan, aka OK Mage, actually short for OK, Red's the Mage again.
Majura, one of the smartest moon compliers in the world, which is like being the highest augmentation evoker on the details meter.
Nobody cares.
And we've got Medic joining WoW from the League of Legends scene.
And funnily enough, when he joined the cast, Oliver said wow, until we saw his play, which
what we said lol.
Oh!
That works in so many levels.
That's very good.
And we're here to joke about World of Warcraft, a global game that recently settled the
debate about metric versus imperial.
Blizzard has made it clear they are only interested in feat.
I'm Nurse Jessie, let's have some fun!
I'm going to ask some questions or set up a scenario and call on one of our contestants
two answer we'll start with an easy one medic oh yeah she speak okay because I
can't hear myself so I was just I have this we've got tech issues you can say
in a raid that you cannot say in the bedroom okay you go do splits with
ginger I'm gonna pull someone else the girl same question is it the in the
bad room you said yes things you can say in the raid but not in the bedroom well
can you explain in detail why you failed the last time all right moving on to
Mike what the officers are actually talking about during the frequent
Bricks oh, that's easy yo for real do we really need to have cat accent here like
All right Jordan, what would Jaina put in her tinder by it?
I learned you out here because you have no option but to swipe
It just depends what part of Tender you're on.
Alex, act out for us what Anduin was actually doing during Dragonflight.
Oh, being a healer sucks. No one likes me. Jesse doesn't even play anymore. I don't even love the light anymore.
It's me. I'm so sad.
That was right. That's what he did, right?
Wonderful.
Alright medic, things you can say playing WoW that you should not say at work
Oh god, I don't have anything
Let's go there somewhere, look at the mind for it
Things you can say playing WoW that you can't say at work. Yeah. Ooh, this is such delicious food
There is no God
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Reach!
Things you can say about your alts that you cannot say about your children.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Say a lot about my kids.
No, I really love this one.
Oh!
Oh, damn!
Wow!
It took a while to sink in, but...
Wait, don't even heal!
Really?
No!
I'll screw them, dude!
Alright, the remainder.
We will be doing charades.
One caster will act out what I give you
and the others will attempt to guess what it is and I'm going to pick on caro first
With an easy one. Yeah, Zalatath
Don't take shoes off
We need to know how to convey the one in the one screen!
That was a good one!
How do I get one person?
Can I... Mitch, can you tell the one person I tell, the prompt?
Okay, alright. Bam. Alright.
Now I'm picking on Jordan.
Oh, hold on. Please stand by.
As we're doing a little push-to-talk action.
Routing the information through our audio software.
Cassie actually has some pre-work out.
Of course she was on to something.
Alright, so Jordan's being given a prompt now, she has to act it out without using words
and then you guys have to guess what it is.
Okay, give me some space.
Okay.
Is it a clown?
Okay.
It's a box.
A box?
Okay.
Great ball.
A roger's throw.
There it is!
Nice!
Damn!
Which means he gets to go next.
Okay.
Alright, so this is to Mike, Mitch.
I don't like the uncanny silence.
What people don't realise is Mitch is actually just standing under the desk.
We should have acted it as a rule a few years ago for other reasons, but now they just do it anyway.
Mike is now receiving his prize. Can you sack this out?
Come on boys, we can do it! We just have to focus up on Gingy.
You're not allowed to speak!
Have you never played show arts?
No, that probably wasn't invented when you were born.
What I used to do is get some coal and describe it on a board.
Oh!
It's easy.
And the coal was from Santa obviously.
I mean, why bring it up?
It was a rough time.
It's a sad toy.
Don't talk about dogs again.
It is user.
You're being given a prompt.
Oh, God.
Um, okay.
Okay.
It's a little...
Oh!
It's a dog!
Oh!
Hunter!
Like a hunter pet!
Hunter pet!
There they are!
You should have barked!
Wow!
Very nice as a loud.
You don't know the rules in this game.
Oh, damn. You got full into that.
That wasn't the best for the camera angle.
I realised I had a face and you guys flooded over.
Almost the sussy.
Oh, damn.
One coming in front of Gura now.
Alright.
Oh, it's like a staff?
Or a scythe?
Wait, which king uses their weapon?
Okay, wait. Hold on.
Frostmourne.
Jinks from Arcane.
Okay, if you're picking something up and then there's a tornado.
Oh, you found something. You found some treasure.
He found some amazing loot.
Oh, it's...
Rodgers treasure trove.
Can't someone baseball?
Ice cream.
By really lightsaber thing?
No, epic drop.
Attack.
Attack the blood.
The person you hit goes spiraling.
But I have no idea what that's about.
Where are we put? We did jam.
Are you calling medical name?
This seems very difficult.
This is a famous chat meme,
as well as being looped.
Oh!
Are you doing your gagugu?
It's like a priest's weapon?
What? Do you just look holy?
It's a famous chat meme.
I don't go in chat.
Not the Sussy.
Oh.
All done.
That was...
So you're doing your DPS like a touchdown.
Thunderfury Blessed Blade of the Wind Seed.
That was pretty good.
I was thinking it was a church train.
I should have said Baron.
If I knew wow I'd be disappointed in myself.
Alright, one last prompt going around this way.
Starting with you Alex.
What production actually says to the casters?
Oh, most of the time heinous things.
Most of the time is please Alex, just read the ad read once correctly, stop making stuff up, that's not the code.
Jordan, what production is actually telling the casters?
No, you cannot have cheese delivered!
Mike, Mike, production is actually saying to the casters that
We have so many beans, Mike, you are never leaving this channel.
What you've been told by production all they ever say is do you want more
Nuggets?
And medic what Mitch has actually been telling you yes so my room is 307 if you
I'm just coming up after the ball.
Thanks everybody, that's been our show, who's cast, is it anyway?
I thought it was supposed to lie.
But an excellent new best pull for Echo,
they're not necessarily because they got further in base reach,
just because of how disgusting they did it in base 1 and 2.
That was some really really nice damage,
and it's the damage they need to get out of this fight overall.
You have a friend like Alex.
You know someone who's suffering from small damage.
If you do, it's not over for them, there are many things you can do.
One it's a game for love today, and people like Alex can learn to play games when they're
And maybe when they're older and senile
We count for an ahead thing
And maybe then
They'll do some damage
Trust me they won't, but it's a nice form
We can all help in our own special way
If the weak hotels both group
Oh it's Sully Beans
Oh we've been, are we being impacted by the, those lips?
Ah, but
It's a Furby
Oh!
The Gigachart scared Beatle 10 from a couple pulls ago that spawned at 432, walked forward
one yard, and CRIT nice and easy.
All for 2.5 million damage, is that correct?
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
Oh and a little bit pear shaped there, 29.1% of this boss is so dead.
Like damage-wise they've got it, they feel so good dude, they're free!
You can see that as I say at the end of the day, let's go!
He's got some so dead when we get that one right, but he was pretty clear they were like full circus clown car then.
I think I saw Fanna literally get on a little bike.
Oh, it's dead.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
But players are going to be sporting some orgs.
You see them going as far left as they can to sport it for the team coming up next?
Ground ball.
Oh, embarrassed.
Oh, whoa, tag plays.
You get me for foot.
Oh, man.
That was incredible.
This is Rice's party team.
What's the baron blue team come to help?
And it's like, I'll save you!
Ah!
Oh!
Yeah.
He sees all the things.
I'm predicting future crimes.
I don't think Scribble allowed us to go to bed if we don't kill her.
See?
You said that would happen, you are a pre-con!
Oh, the beans viewers.
See, that's not an inefficiency issue, is it?
Can we move him to the shower and down on Mike?
Big sad.
This is for you, Al. I can't speak well.
Beans, you know.
Oh, right, in which case.
Yeah, we've got a couple more hours until...
I'm coming, I'm coming.
First pull the bar shift,
and the first pull after their break.
Quick, let's do all the cast addresses.
Dead on my screen.
No way this one messes up. I'm ready to be all
Only answer echo wait as echo do it just before the reset
2% left and that in rage means nothing as echo will clean up the silken cords and answer
Awaits echo tomorrow
Oh! Nice!
That was a strength boost!
Ohoho!
Everybody absolutely bought off day!
That was wonderful to see!
What an excellent coach!
Yep, yep.
I agree. That one if he dies.
Okay, that's fine.
And blue front coming up.
The bombs.
And rain positions.
Rain positions here.
Tokyo locks.
What a hell is this one?
And then we get ready for the charge, watch truck, watch truck
Vane positions, when you get space, let's move over to the boss
We're running up, and we're deleting again
Ready for Vane, to the front line, and what else?
Pogging front line, and we're skirriding for web bombs, and going now
How do you charge, come on
Let's go to the top of the post, very nice.
Going middle, two groups.
Here are the three spreaders.
One, and next is the spread.
And three, two, one, scooch.
Next is the spread.
And three, the stopping spread.
Two, one, spread, damage.
Perseverance, you can use.
Take that.
I'll come up as well when you can.
Two frontal coming.
Now, Warwick's formation.
Playing full PMA.
A bit far.
Just don't stay close.
I've tried.
Smartlock also.
Splash the circle.
Nice memes.
Reverse.
Panics.
DG.
and we wait
tanking 4
3
2
1
all the gathering out
Higgs is stacking now
your captain
both teams going right
first the red team
now the blue team
then chasing Skyscreener and out
look at the other team now
go left right
then we can go towards the orbs red team
Red team breaking all this. Hope your orcs be smart about it.
Mini.
Pannex.
And hopeful quick here.
Okay, rest middle, Frago.
Blue frontal.
And Xerwin 6.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
buff narco when you can, group soon, captain, script around them, hit
bread, orbs, smartwatch, ping
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2
breading in 3, 2, dot in 1, bread, smartwatch, and
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2
Blue.
That's fake.
Wait, they're both fake.
Kill the boss.
Push him.
Spice are fake.
It's fun on them.
And we have here again on the pinks and green.
Robin will drag the boss.
The team definitely don't break webs.
You have already won down.
Okay, waiting the frontal first.
Blue team, you're gonna be in that healing range soon, okay?
Dimple and we have a sentence.
Press the red frontal.
Not yet.
James is?
Yeah.
go and spread around blue team in 2, 1, spread around blue team far away, gank now, blue team
left right, red team right, not breaking, red team right, not breaking, blue team left
right, and be smart about the orb soaks soon, and then red team stretching it soon, get
your orb soaks guys, red team fading after, fading the frontal, blue team standing
I'm on that right side
First script soon going towards the middle
Let's run now
Yeah, run there Rety
First script going towards the middle
Second script towards the orbs
And all break
And then soak your orbs
Push the circle
That's more than what the soaps now
Only one dispel
Watch the frontal
Red door here
Canucks go to the middle
Defeat
Canucks now
Jank
Wasting
And wolf in three two one now
And this is real ender
Last thing is the easiest one on this one you also pop all persons okay during the laps and everything
I call all persons
All right
first
Paces boss red team chase him. We're gonna bait on the way come the team stay near the middle
And you're getting old does it red team right not breaking blue team left right red team right not breaking blue team left right
So pure warps here. Push the circles and so pure warps
Only nice memes that's it the spell right teams
Starting to stretch it
Okay, Kamex got the middle, Kamex now, you need to dispel him, Glicks next, Jank,
Jank?
Yes, boss.
Hunter in 3, 2, 1, go.
Switz boss, Switz boss.
Yeah, on the scratchpad, yeah.
Okay, only tanks now.
Get ready.
I don't think they're there, I don't know, I'm just crossed.
I'll external some tanks.
I'm gonna feed them.
Everybody absolutely blasting that was wonderful to see what an excellent pull
Should be okay still there. We are
Okay, so he's left right he's upside down. He does
A little bit of goodies like that as russian has fallen for echo and will
Anything you have in this public much feet one and rage
I'm on board with that. That's exactly right. Once you've got a bit of ketchup on that,
Tastes great
Changing a little bit you can tell in that video. Can we suck around is anybody happy production?
Nope because he just died because he's not happy because he's still that's DPS this boss, but he's okay
Yeah
The gold
Swedish food
Oh god production team we are in trouble. What have you made actually look so good. Best donation incentive ever if we just have a cheese boat. That's really interesting. I've never heard of that before because I've used that.
Yeah
So they're full
Let's take this final shabby plays it down
0.0
Kivaza falls
They're actually taking the early lead
Oh, Team Crab is crashing
They're crashing as they are bumping into each other a little bit
Oh, the bunker cars with Team Crab behind Team Spider following on the tail as they slow them back and forth
Oh, Collision!
Team Raw through the murder!
Team spider not too far behind, but Jordan being the British years cannot resist the beans
Beans to the face. Oh
Crab has navigated this straightaway before the reverse
In the middle
you doing anything too important right now. Two crabs camera is also a little bit. Oh,
it's a bit. Oh, two crabs. There we go, it's just about to round the corner here as Jordan
is making the way down and over across the line. A much closer race of Team Spider
comes in at the end. Super week. What's going on, Germany? Jordan, you're a cheese
Come on, speed, come on, get in here, Jake!
Bad rap.
Wait.
There you go, princess.
I love Gucci.
That was very bad.
On behalf of myself and Nogura, and everyone else here at Echo Esports,
we'd like to apologize if we upset or offended anybody regarding his cheese.
Anyway.
Gingy's camera, yeah.
Can you switch over to Gingy real quick?
It's not good.
Switch away from Gingy, switch away from Gingy.
Intermission is going to take a little bit longer right now because they're having to hold cooldowns
But that's something we talked about when they were progming this for the first time Sam
So I don't understand why you decided to come into our ears and
That this Sam we already said this we were saying especially in phase one they were holding cooldowns
But they're holding more cooldowns because of the reset. Yeah, well, that's cool
So what we'll see here is they'll go into the they go through the intermission and they're actually holding their cooldowns
specifically to...
Spell to cards has now taken more damage, a new garage has come out of that damage page, but look at how quickly these bosses are melting, like a hot knife through butter, Echo will clear the Silkencourt and once again make their way to Ancerek.
You don't have to be very responsible for me not liking the cheese.
Oh, I should be nice because I'm here.
I am English.
That is a gay-star cultural norm.
It's to accept any of the journeyers
of the Preach and the Guru tasteless podcast.
We'll see you next, never.
Thanks for watching.
We're gonna be jumping over,
talking about mucking around.
We're gonna be jumping over to the RC Rumble
as we have got our team spider versus team Crab
on the team spider side is our one and only Jordan,
who's gonna be doing that particular.
There you go, there's Jordan's hat.
And on Team Crab we have got Medic, and there's his hand.
So they are going to be racing around a predefined course.
I, personally, am going for Team Crab.
Indeed. I believe Team Spider will be victorious.
No one should underestimate the competitive urge of Jordan,
who has been banned multiple times for games in her competition.
Well, the main reason that I know that Medic is going to be very careful is his camera phone.
See, that's going to give Jordan the edge.
racing with Sam's camera. She's looking to care about what happened to that camera.
Sam, of course, already in tears. So I think our competitors, are you ready?
Okay, are you ready, Jesse? I'm ready. Are you ready to chat? Are you ready?
Production, are you ready? We're ready. Are we are we saying go or we how are
we starting it? Okay, so we'll count down to go three, two, one and then go.
Okay, so you're going to go and go.
Three, two, one, go.
So you're going on go.
I need to remind you of this because we've had accidents before.
We can also go,
Bup, bup, bup.
If you want that, that's also a way of doing it.
Okay.
This is a mixture of all of it.
Rock paper scissors.
All at the same time.
Rock paper scissors.
Yeah.
No, we'll go and go.
Okay, you can do it.
All right, I'll do it.
Okay, here we go.
Are you prepared?
No.
Doesn't matter.
Three, two, one.
go and we're all team spider immediately having an immediate crash team crab is going to make their way down the corridor of
much
there we go you can see medic having to follow these cars around us they are a lot faster
team spiral feel free to just pick up jordan replace it if you need to
and you can see team crab already in the kitchen going to pass bean corner
Make up some ground Jordan team spider is way behind slaloming back and forth through this quarter as
Team crab heads into the straightaways. This is a very scary area because if you crash into a player PC, you might break it
We don't want that but of course medic making their way down with the team crap before turning around an excellent turn around as we do see
That's a raider that's lost a raid spot
I didn't ask will this go now officially on the bench as Jordan makes her way around being corner
There's going to be a small collision as both competitors are going to be going in at the same time
It seems like Team Krab has made it their way down here and surely is going to be pushing down the straight and narrow
Is it enough as many makes it's final turn and the one line ahead
Team Krab victory by a landslide
That's what I'm talking about
We can't do it should be too out of three
I don't need to have, uh, careful, careful. Let me get you up there. Don't spin the wheel.
Show the car. There we go. Oh, we can show you the car track if you like. Well, Jordan got lapped.
That's, that's actually me, but there we go. She's still making her way in. She's still coming in.
You, you, there was, there was a little bit of, there we go. We can see Jordan right now.
Yeah, making their way into the room. Got that last turn to go.
There we go. Across the wide line.
So team Crab pulling ahead 1-0 to team Crab, we're going to do a best 2 out of 3, 2-3.
Okay, so we're getting some points sorted out for you, but just because it was so fast,
we think you had a best 2 out of 3, and you had a little bit of a rough start there,
Jordan.
You've learned it now though.
I think we should swap the car positions though.
We had to stop.
There was a disadvantage to being on the outside. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't think it was that much
Here we go. All right, so you can see team crab there on the right with one that is medic and
Now we've got a team spider on zero. Are you guys good to go contestants? Are you prepared?
It's fine
Okay apparently we've had a large change in the track as well learned this
course so this is gonna be a brand new course blind don't look it's well it's
blind raising all right all right okay so you have to count them in this time I'll
be counting you guys in well that's unfortunate no you're not supposed to
be blind right it was more the course yeah you're not you're not sure the
courses got coming up but you guys ready okay we're going to be going on go
three two one go and the race is going on early lead the media crash as they
are bugging into each other cars with team crab behind team spider following on
the tail as they slow them back and roll through them as they head into the
now you can see that there's a vastly different set of soda out there at the
moment. Look at that easy turn and team crab. Team crab making their way through but
team spider not too far behind but Jordan being the British he is cannot
resist the beans. Beans to the face. Team crab has navigated this way
before the reverses. Oh no! Taking out a radar piece! Stop revving it! Oh no!
There's gonna be collision down the middle. I'm glad that the radars aren't actually doing anything too important.
right now. Team Krabs camera also a little bit pissed off. There we go. We've had it reset
up now as it's going to be making its way back down past the secret little corridor behind
it all go past production. Looking for that white line for the second victory in a row.
There we go. It's just about to round the corner here as children's making their
way down and over across the line team Crab. A much closer race of Team Spider comes in at the end.
Oh that was a brutal course with multiple crashes. I loved your backflip dude it was a
beautiful backflip. An interesting strategy and to tip over your car to brand new PCs and run
into a bunch of player PCs. Just goes to show how strong StarForge truly are. Very sturdy
designs. Team Crab taking that 2-0. Well done. Maybe we can have an interview with the quick
interview with the contestants and see if you'd like to have a little sit down. There we are.
Well, I'm not holding, you've got to put the head, there we go. You're not going to hold
the mic. I'm not going to hold the mic for you know, unfortunately not. Team Crab,
Medic, you pulled out that victory. Can you tell us your strategy going into the
first course? Oh, Jordan was always going to crash immediately. I was just waiting
for that to happen, it was good.
I was very impressed and excellent.
As a long-term team crab enjoyer,
I was excited to see how deftly you dealt
with those particular obstructions in the course.
Yeah, we just decided to just ram into them
and knock them out of the way.
It was a unanimous decision before we started.
We just...
We said we're going through them.
It's fine, they're empty, I think.
And Jordan, commiserations on Team Spider, 2-0.
Thank you. How does that feel?
feels wonderful just to be sure you do know you've lost right wait what yeah
first in the race you see yeah okay we maybe should have made the rules a little
clearer another one the best seven out of 11
phone emerge from that race unscathed we get the thumbs up I flipped my phone
and I haven't checked it.
Did it?
Oh no!
Did it look all right?
I drove straight into a beans tin, I almost brought it with me.
Yeah, can we have a little bit of a look at PC?
I think we have a replay of the beans moment.
No!
But we might very well...
Can we have one of the cars so we can show off the base of engineering that went into
this feat?
They were very good.
They were passing it over for us.
Wonderful.
Thank you.
This was Jordan's car.
The inferior.
Is that why it's broken?
I didn't break it.
It's got a little bracket on the top here to hold the camera phones there, and that's
how we were at it.
We were in the round.
Tilted somehow.
I wonder how.
Yeah, we had a little bit of a crash.
I still wonder if the flip should have resulted in a longer timeout for a pit stop.
I cheated.
You cheated?
I cheated and also didn't crash and still lost.
Twice.
Lost twice in a row.
You did crash on the first one.
It was hard.
I angled myself badly.
It reminded me of Wacky Races.
It's really difficult, because if you hold it like this for throttle, then this is left and this is right.
Yeah, it was throwing me a bit.
The orientation is a bit odd, so I started holding it like this, and it was going left and right.
That makes so much sense.
Strategic innovation that led to your loss.
This is the one-tank matter of RC rally.
I also faced the car, so it was in reverse.
There you go, you can see the camera there.
Wonderful car even.
Yeah, probably janked together.
It did the job though.
It did.
They were quite speedy.
Very speedy.
It's sufficient for us to really bang against that kind of beam.
Apparently they were turned down to the minimum as to reduce the chance of crash, but even
still Sam was very scared.
It was the lowest throttle intensity we could have had, and I still didn't go max throttle
at any point.
It was so scary.
Oh yeah, it was scary.
I could give these a go outside the front now.
Yeah, you should.
On the road.
Yeah.
With the wheel cast.
I'll put one under each foot.
Oh man, well congratulations.
Thank you.
Certainly Team Crabb.
Not so much Team Spider.
Yeah, Team Spider.
Still congratulations on a race poorly run indeed.
She did in fact just as poorly organized.
Yeah, she cheated on the first one.
She skipped half the course on the first one.
Yeah, I got to the end of the play of corridors.
Like I managed to not hit any player PCs.
I've got a chance to get me.
Makes sense.
Hello and welcome back.
It is time for Skaft Cosplay.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
It is Jordan and Matic that joined us here, of course, Matic part of Team Crab, which
is the winning team of course for this cosplay competition.
Team Ewan.
And then we also have the inferior team, Team Spider over there.
Well this is fighting talk, just you wait.
Well, this is Team Crab's entry.
We went for a relatively avant-garde look at modern walk-up.
If you can see past the junk in the trunk, you also notice the legs that we decided to
attach and the helmet that does make him look slightly like a robot, but really fits with
the queen and surec cosplay that we were going for.
longer than it will forever. He shouldn't do it like a death animation so we you know the boss
is of course going to die for us first because so we're gonna get that will first. True.
All right. Yeah we are at wow fashion week. Okay. I like how sad it's gonna run like like.
Oh here we are. This is Team Spiders. Team Spiders just on a chair box. Okay.
I have a little word you guys haven't put up with it.
Oh, that looks like a great box.
Is that a great vault?
Yes it is.
Okay, is it got prizes?
Oh yeah, love it.
They love it and they eat prizes.
That was a great one.
Brilliant.
That was a top tier 12.
Angles, the camera angles on that one, just beautiful.
Now he's got to squeeze down a very tight corner.
Oh
He's out of his way, can he make it?
Come here, come here. Queen Anne's track kid. All right. Okay. Watch out for all the equipment
Watch the equipment. We're doing great. Yeah, keep it up
All right, Queen Anne's right
The race is not over yet.
I'll just hold up your ass for a moment here, you're fun.
You're doing great.
It took us two hours to make that, but two hours.
I believe you can sit, Jesse.
Yeah, would you like to loot your great vault, Mike?
All right, do I have to loot it?
Yeah, you have to loot it.
Sam's going to come out for the camera angle.
We're going to switch to Sam's camera in three, two, one.
There we go.
Open the ball.
Can you open the ball?
Oh, what did you get?
I can translate for you if you want.
All right.
My first choice of the week is Jesse's biceps.
Not that.
Wait, wait, wait.
You got something.
Oh, he's got gifts.
Oh!
I can't believe it.
Your first option is a belt.
And accidentally, it's a two-for-one.
OK, I'm not that thin.
It's a garter.
Oh, I see what it is.
It's a shoulder piece.
Oh, true.
Oh, yeah.
It's looking at you.
Don't equip, because otherwise it's going to be, yeah.
You need to look at the other options.
Oh, right.
I'm going to win.
Let's put that bucket in there.
OK.
We don't want that one.
Got 10 piece, maybe.
OK, this one.
Oh, it's a staff.
That likes the spells.
I was going for it.
I thought that was a sword, but I guess it confused
into a changeable.
It's a dagger.
It's for the diction.
generally around okay you're only playing priest let me tell you story of this
wait put it back otherwise you you've equipped it I'll keep it this way do you
want to see what was under the other one the protection okay that's crutch
worthy. Yeah, you looted a trick. Oh, yeah, I'm putting this one on. Oh my God. But it's from the
delt vault, which means it's bad. I don't know. Yeah. This is this loops way too good.
Okay, all right. How much stuff have you got in there?
I'm fully stacked. Oh, there's a shield. Oh, it's a shield. That is a very good
shield. So you guys are looking much, but as the time goes on, full shambles.
Alright, I'm not tanking though, so that'll pass.
You opened your vault in the wrong loot spec.
Oh, despair!
Full despair slot!
Oh god, did we go central?
You haven't done central yet.
Full mid.
Oh!
Necklace!
Yeah, it's a Necklace.
What eye level is this?
700.
Oh, it's poor.
It's low eye level, we don't want that.
Wrong steps, wrong steps.
I might get fucked, the rats.
You know we're on the same team, honestly, with a vault like this I choose to spare.
I choose to spare.
Okay, that was way more effort than it looked on the catwalk.
Can you sit, Jesse?
How do we choose the winners on the audience?
have an audience poll now. Oh yeah definitely. Wait, wait, wait, you guys have scammed the
system because your team crabbing you made a spider. We win either way.
Ansurek or Grape Vault. I feel like you gerrymandered this whole thing.
Like
If we can't win proper because you didn't put real effort in
Well trash bags filled with our own breath
Just so I could back out is it full of balloons? No, it's full of trash bags. You haven't flated them though. Yes
That's why it's got the Jiggle physics.
Imagine not just filling it with trash.
What?
You should see the classroom.
You know what is trash? It's the classroom.
Sweeter picture after this.
Oh, dominance! From what team, Mali?
Oh, no. Queen Poppins!
Yes!
This is unfair.
Chad, what are you doing? You're totally...
I feel like you got too much...
much time on camera. Yeah, they got a lot of time. Yeah, that's because more effort
results in more time.
Actually, Alex, can you do the saucy?
Yeah, there you are. Well positioned. I'll hold your hips for you. I'll hold your hips.
No!
Free answer, it does the sussie!
Oh no!
Jesse, give me a sussie!
Audience wasn't properly informed of the sausage that took down with Queen S!
Hey, calm down you!
Alright, you've had enough time!
Oh my god, we can do it, we can do it!
Oh, it's so close!
Now they finally start to reel!
It's like Brexit all over again!
It's got the rats!
Go into the frame!
We need to read!
More butt! More butt!
We need butts!
Nice! You're doing great!
great we even cut out the top just like on the actual design okay okay hold take
your time bitch holding holding yeah bonus time you got a whole loot table
We win! We win! We win! We lose! We win! We lose! We win! We lose! We win! We win!
There is no way that that helps your case.
Stop being a winner. We deserve to lose that.
I can feel people taking boats away like, okay, that is bad.
Alex, step back into shot, then. Show it off.
The legs as well. These are reinforced, by the way.
I feel very bad for not having a lot of money to do that great job.
You did an absolutely amazing job.
Before Alex destroys this, round of applause to the teams because me and N'Gore had nothing to do with this at all.
Good job, teams.
And of course to your donations, who gave us full of...
Just three words, three devastating words.
Beans and milk.
No, no, don't put that out there.
Peans?
No.
Peas, not quite peas, not quite beans, but something special in betweens.
Wait, I didn't think about that one! What about milk?
It's one of the hardest things to say with a straight face in medical school, I think
you have a Q-turn, Jaina.
I knew you there!
Goodbye!
But we saw face too! That's exactly what we wanted to see! Well done!
What we want to see so horde bias they can't even make jayna one-shot you with her icy beams
On there's this green it's a little bit different next to queen and sox health bar in the bottom middle
There are all the spells that are about to come up and I'm hopeful screen as well above queen and sox
Oh, but I'll switch back to nice move right at the top middle now back towards the bottom and Christian screen
It's just above the health bar. We're back to Jinji top right is where we're looking to mini now
Now just above where Queen Anne Sarex helped by you can see a couple of abilities but then
also on the left and then on Kaneks' screen I have no idea where I'm looking right now.
Well done, excellent progress making off of that first platform.
DING!
Hello there, you f***ing wanker!
Does it bother you, that ok make?
Dives to a level 6 pig and probably can't do whole fire citadel?
I've never played hunting before!
Why are you outing me, Mike?
Got a lot of beans in stock, tzuki beans, necessity beans,
Gravanzo beans, famo beans, fiat beans, Gigante beans, great northern beans, skinny beans,
long beans, mung beans, pinto beans.
I thought you'd be the bean expert, to be honest.
Why?
You're from the land of the beans, Jesus Christ.
How much do you like children?
Children?
A good thing is, a good thing is perfect to pass the vibe check.
The correct answer to that was half.
Three, two, one, send it.
Are you going to feel something tingling on the back of your tongue?
I just feel it everywhere.
I feel that bad.
Here come the trampolines, and we're going to shut up.
Oh, okay.
I let the one do it.
you can tell click the fingers that that wasn't my fault that was the most
It's extraordinary fall we've seen in months.
47!
Wow you're incredible!
What is your name?
Generally Mariah, Mariah...
Well I fucking knew it man.
Ella Pruich it's me, Dorat.
7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7.
This is a piece of cake.
It's hilarious right?
6, 7, 7, 7.
I got you your first!
Wow, mount!
It is an inflatable flamingo mount.
I will wear it with pride.
More out of proportionate.
So is a tea scribe.
Alright, going in half.
You are sugar in it.
I'm sweet enough, thank you.
Oh yeah.
Well thanks, scribe me.
I'm sweet enough.
I'd spawn there kind of on top of the boss with Robin going down there from that huge hit of the infest
Lovely in control to a little up. It was really good. Can you call Mike a clown? Thank you. You are a clown
Thanks for the sound bite appreciate it. Yeah, you are a clown
You all stop saying that for the love of God. You don't know what you're doing to me, right?
Ha, a bag of crisps right there.
And we're in the back room.
Ah, my passion!
It's fine!
777!
We have a 10 dollar donation.
Think a bit about that.
Now cause we got a 10 dollar donation in from Fade who says,
Genuinely!
From the bottom of our hearts.
We have never seen the boys this well.
Ever!
We know them to really annoy everybody who exists right now.
I can't tell you one food take on snacks that people really hate.
But I'll go up.
I test...
Jaffa cakes.
Ahhhhhhh!
Ah!
That's awful!
What the fuck?
Yeah, you're gonna come back up!
He's just pulling again, pulling again!
Come on, come on, come on!
Shut up!
If I speak it's done!
Okay.
The Royal Condemnation!
He's playing!
You are a clown!
Hahahahahah!
It makes it infinitely harder
on these platforms to do this
without the entire raid alive!
But not necessarily impossible!
Yeah!
Dying like that is impossible!
Ha!
Yeah, that would take it very hard.
Damn. Why do you go farm gold? You can just play walk up.
True. I don't know if I'm stupid.
There's Chenny, so you can buy it from anywhere.
I didn't say that.
Blizzard, you won't hurt not me. I'm moving it.
Remember, I was eating that all the time.
It's a lot of large peanuts coming out of my ring.
Thank you very much.
I feel like a blue bubblegum.
What did you just say?
It's very tricky.
Oh, mate. I'm never moving on.
Yeah, there's a bunch of minigames like the Pet Battles, PvP.
Stuff like that.
PvP's a minigame?
And there we go.
Our essence taken out by the ring, but as you said, a new best for Echo.
Excellent to see it.
So this is a chicken.
This is a chicken.
What's this?
It resembles a chicken.
Alright, what was the part of the chicken?
Wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing.
Hello?
What is this then? What was that then?
I don't know, did they pull while we were talking?
No, that was Perfecto's character and they're doing something...
Maybe we weren't supposed to see that.
Who knows? You saw nothing.
Wow!
Yeah, I mean that is excellent for Echo there, getting back into Phase 3
because it's exactly what we want to see from them.
A full spellbook, full spellbook, full spellbook, kid.
Lesson 7 seconds!
Lesson 6!
Well, we have to end our meditation first.
Okay, you lead the last meditation.
Deep breath in through your mouth for 5 seconds.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
and out through your nose for 7 seconds.
You are valid. You are wanted.
Have a big a small or a medium-sized Friday. We'll be right back
How much is there to talk about like
There be new conversations just coming up someone's fine. Oh someone definitely farted. Yeah
Yeah, that is a good start.
That was a pro.
Oh!
Unlucky, they could have quite get them.
Oh, that was a shame.
That was a real shame.
This is such a difficult spot, man.
This is the progression pointer at entirety of Shugla.
So how was that from a race-to-work-first perspective
when the game already felt a little bit...
What the...
You remember the scene from Lord of the Rings?
Yes, right on Samour on the volcano.
Forgotten the smell of rain and the feeling of grass.
That's me with freedom and coinship.
winter. Oh mate!
Oh dear!
Oh, Demirra is choking to death, which is definitely an issue if you're
tight chokes on his soda. One request for some help,
and he's going back in for seconds and that's why he's world first!
He wipes on his own soda and pulls again!
He fears nothing that boy! He's going again, look at this!
He's whacking up a poker! Look at that, it's three pulls!
We have a little death there, but it's no big deal.
We have a battle rest for just such a moment.
Yeah.
And what is life without a bit of death?
Absolutely.
Now, unfortunately, with Minnie having died,
everyone has five stacks of the frothing poison,
but that just means the healers have an opportunity
to show why they belong in Mech-o,
pumping even more healing here, dealing with the five stacks.
It's not a big deal.
He's very even
He gets hit by a plate. He's so washed. I hate him
Everything a little bit going out of control here, but what a good try
This was such a good try by echo and look at the percentage of the boss too. I mean they're getting lower and lower
But this one is so difficult
They smell blood so much happening
You're a man you're screwed raider that I owe even closer about and you sent him to get you a spout into two walks
radio! why? what is happening?
because now, liquid are joining in
ahai, i played team liquid, but i also appreciate a good tattoo
let's rock and roll, the girl
yes, this is what we need
oh, he should be in it
that's insane, ring back seat
just walked in the shower, taking a shit down the drain, but brush your teeth
oh, they want you to be in it
how does it affect the pull-up instead of casting just his reading poetry or excerpt from a romance novel?
Well, you know, when the first Venom bombs go out, that can be their first date as a
group and then getting knocked up together.
Okay, maybe we should...
Okay, maybe no romance novel.
I got a Simon to suck myself on.
Not bad as Venom, so 4 Schlathor reformers.
That's not the one.
Yeah, here's his Darko! Where are you going, Darko?!
I was trying to turn around, but that is like us too late now.
Bad of the horse!
Well, they might not be able to do it, Zazi getting brought up as the boss is getting brought lower and lower
Already into a new best pull for Echo, both in terms of time and cross-percentage
We have one more Infest coming in here, if Mara's can do this then that's insane
Oh my goodness, the Prince of Peace! The King of MDI himself!
Okay, so now we know this fight could be solo-attached how are we gonna incorporate this?
Of course he's going in he's got he's gonna stun
Oh my goodness
As we're going into the 5 acolytes here
This is gonna be nuts
Shout to Marys
Marys gaming out of his mind
Oh look he just leans back like
You know big deal, just do that on a daily basis
Oh my goodness
That's sorry
A little bit of a joke for you
Okay
How did Nizrek know that Ansarek murdered her mother?
How?
He's spider doing it
I've been here for 18 days.
Welcome back!
Of course, during the break we did see Liquid kill the boss,
which means that they winning this race,
they got the race all first,
win this round,
and what a performance by Liquid.
I mean, huge congratulations.
They played so incredibly well this year.
I need to go stars long.
Yeah, that's my role.
Oh no, Jinji! Jinji! He's down!
Baseboard in-game in IRL!
The despair overflowing from his secret lab Titan!
It is that time again. We need you for heroic splits, and I'm not joking. For Rashinan
and Sikran. So if you could help Echo achieve their dreams, can you check the other
for Echo, I'm getting a feeling. A funny feeling. A feathery feeling. A wide feeling.
That indeed, the man himself, lingering outside the very gates of the narrow bar palace, ready
to swoop in in his owl form and then go into a slightly different, more combat-oriented
owl form. Indeed, we might be getting annoyed at Unso-Cutbe. There he is!
He's ready. Cannex if you're watching the main screen, he's streaming give us a wave dude.
He's trying to find attention, he's already in waiting.
He's fucking the rain.
I think indeed we might be seeing a little bit of Cannex coming in once again no matter how many times we try.
There goes the invite in comes Cannex.
His portal's about to go off a little bit.
What the fuck play by Cannex?
Mechanics disengage himself back onto the platform as the boss is going to be going lower and lower as our enrage timer ever encroaches further
Our echo going to be able to get her down as far as they need to go
But unfortunately here comes the enrage cast are they going to be picking up the essences or are they going to be accepting their fate?
It looks like that is not going to be in the pool they need
But my word is the pool that they've been wanting all day
4%
You can actually make a caption when you measure the penis from the bottom, not the top
See this is why namaz are the worst take it to Julia
We present you to the Holy Frying Pan, your days are numbered, Namazoo.
Be gone, foul beast!
We were having a little bit of a tea time, weren't we, Alex?
Oh, anyway.
Thanks, John, if I was to be a question while I'm choking.
Oh, just go back to comms, dude. It's-it's cooked. We're completely gone.
Unforged.
4.6%. They're trying to pick it up to move in to buy some more time.
They did a play!
They COULD! 2% left down to 1% and they're jumping over trying to save the essences!
But just not good enough!
The pizza buff's so vital!
A 4% life immediately after it's happened!
And then people are saying, lol, fuck you loser.
You only will second you freak, and then I cry and go to bed.
Hey dudes, it's 2AM. Production's gone home by the way. We're in charge.
Oh no, it's getting real. We're trying to BDSM to keep the polls going.
YES!
He has done it, they're sacrificing themselves, but it is not going to be enough for Echo this time
with three players left, Gigi is holding off the dear life to let the dots do some damage
2.7%
Cool, yeah I think it's gone from having a nice jovial time into Delirium for sure
they're gonna start seeing some strange shapes as the hallucinations set in
it's been a pleasure to be along with them for this ride, they gave it their all and just 0.98%
I'm picking up that second for that.
Hello everyone and welcome back.
We are coming to the end of our show
and we need to do some charity goals.
You guys have raised $40,135 for games, for gamers chat.
Huge amounts of hearts.
A round of applause for you.
Pat yourself on the back.
That is phenomenal.
And as part of that, we promised
that we would appreciate each other
with what I'm sure will be thoughtful and kind gifts.
Certainly.
Of course.
Um, with, with our poor, dear departed four league medic friend, no longer with us, um,
we want to start with his gift, um, which is right here.
And Jordan doesn't have anyone to give anything to because she gave hers to medic already.
So you can award med, uh, medic's gift to its recipient.
The name's on the other side.
Who's it going to?
Oh, it's myself!
Hey!
Is she what medic got you?
Just like Christmas.
Is it heavy?
Is she what medic got you?
Just like Christmas.
Is it heavy?
Buy myself a gift.
That's very nice of you.
I know.
This is a glitter.
I'm sorry.
I have to appreciate the glitter because it's everything.
I think medic sent a video along with this gift that we may have to watch.
Hey guys.
I'm really sorry I couldn't be there for the gift exchange but I just want to say
what a special thing this is that you guys do every year.
I think it's so kind and so generous to find gifts for our fellow castes and to
them in the way that we do. So Jordan I got you. I went shopping kind of before I knew you a little bit
but I'm hoping that we can just kind of portray your personality, also have to give you a little bit
of fun. It's been such an honor to get to work with you all and especially with you Jordan. You've
been such a beacon of light and a beacon of joy from that time. The month I think is saying
something that perhaps you wouldn't say out loud and I hope that you find fun with it and then
obviously I got you a couple of little other things as well. I hope you enjoy your hot
chockeys and I'll see you all soon.
No!
That was so cute!
I had no audio. I don't know how this happened.
He just bragged about it. He just yelled at us at all kinds of terrible things.
He's also missed the part of this.
This looks like a really nice light. That's so celebrate-ish.
He doesn't understand at all.
I'm gonna hold some out of the way.
Oh, ooh!
I got some...
Ooh, I got an espresso martini.
Ooh.
I think you're all gonna regret that when I have caffeine.
I see what he's done here.
He's loaded me up with sugar and caffeine
so that I can run around
and you can all regret it.
And he left.
Ooh, I got some hot jockeys as well.
Nice.
He really seems to be in his stimulants, John.
Oh, wait, hold on.
What's that?
Oh, they're bumblebees.
Bees are my second favorite animal.
After fish.
You have two lists of animals.
None of which are animals.
Fish is my favorite animal.
My personal favorite animal is mammals.
Me too.
Shut up.
Oh, an animal.
Oh, and then I got my own light.
I love that!
That's not a mug.
That's what everybody says to me.
Do you have all this sugar around?
Yes.
Oh, that's such a wonderful, wholesome present.
This has gone really tits up now because the rest is not like this.
No, it's not.
It's not good at all.
It might be worth mentioning what you got for Medic, because of course, yeah, that
was on a earlier part of the broadcast on his very last day of what was it last Friday
also before he left so yeah I had medic and I got him a giant inflatable pink princess
flamingo it was his first wow mount because he hadn't well he's played a little bit well
but this is his first time properly you know playing and paying attention so yeah I got
him his first wow mount oh wonderful thank you medic I think we need to invest my
of his belly that he's unaccountably grown recently.
Everyone commenting about how much weight you lost,
how great you look.
You're coming here with the tummy.
Yes.
Little dip.
What is that?
It's a robust protrusion.
I call it tummy tumour.
No.
I'm not going to my tumour.
Not again, Mike.
We're going to do it correct.
After.
I have a gift for Jesse.
Oh.
Jesse has become to my attention.
I don't think I'm the one that knocked you up.
I mean, you said it wouldn't get me pregnant.
But Jesse, I'm becoming concerned you're spending more and more time in our beautiful
European lands traversing the world. And I never want you to forget your home. So I made
you something. Okay, I have made you gigger Christ cow-core man. Oh, wow. That's right.
He's gigger Christ cow-core man. This is hand stitched. He is the first thing Jesse
ever told me about his homelands of Missouri is it contains cow's corn and
Christ cow God Christ
Giga cow called this is together from right this is for you Jesse to always
remember home as you're off to see your lovely treasure thank you so much
Righteous and wholesome indeed and nothing is better for you than corn syrup. There we go
That's so thoughtful. I'm starting to feel wholesome
It's about to go way down
We're just gonna chain this long. I'm next I brought you the girl
this ah a
Two-part gift first the trash back. Oh, yes, you're welcome
So I had to go to the fitness store to buy 200 euros with the protein powder to get me through this month
And because I spent so much in the store. They're like you want something for free?
And I didn't so since this cost me nothing and I don't find it of value at all. It makes the perfect gift
That brings me to part two of my gift. Oh
Just in my hands right now
As you guys know, I brought a stack of silver dollars with me to pay for my train ride back home back in America
And each time room service clean my room they took one so so far as I know to the best of my knowledge
This is the last American silver dollar in the country perhaps in all of Europe
the last one. Knowing how much you like winning, I have poured my heart and soul into turning
this into the winningest silver dollar on the planet. Try flipping it and see what
sets
i don't know how to flip that coin so i'm just gonna throw it here
what does it say?
you lose
so that's one side
but you lose
i lose
yeah
the other side
yes i win
no matter how you flip it you always win
that competitive
it's a virgin coin
it is a virgin girl
it's a virgin coin
also this is the second time i've participated in this and both
I've got the American currency. Last year I got $20 my drop notes. I said he took it back.
I can keep this one though, right? If I still had the other silver dollars that would let me buy my training at home, I would want that back too.
But I don't, so you can have it forever. Thank you very much, Jesse. I'm freezing.
Maybe we can have a protein pudding together.
Literally a freebie and a dollar. I love it.
Why in the hell is protein pudding?
God, you know.
We'll find out.
Maybe some friendly fire alien.
Did you just take it down the chain?
Alright.
Oh no.
So, Alex.
Hello.
Unfortunately, I have a confession to make.
Oh no.
I've completely forgotten about this gift thing.
But I have realized that you like Chucky bars.
Aw.
So.
That's so thoughtful.
So thoughtful.
She went all the way downstairs to take it off the table.
Other chocolate bars are available but I do like a Mars.
Thanks!
I was legit.
I know I have somewhere to put the wrapper, Mike.
Legit, if that was all of it, I wasn't even going to be mad.
I'm back, I don't want to be back now.
Okay, let's have a little look, see here.
Oh no.
There's a little bow. There's a bow made out of the, this is wonderful. Hold on, let's have a look. See here then.
Gonna open it up. Oh, how exciting. All right.
All right, funny story. Oh, yes. Okay, do tell. This is, this is,
are we wondering where this was? Check this out. It's on a wonderful shirt here.
This is Alex Fat Boss Ross. And on the back, I drink hot chocky and pretend to know things.
And it's me! We found this and I was trying to work out who was you!
We got you just going mad! They were like, who sent this?
That is fantastic!
Fantastic!
Yeah, so I have a friend who's a graphic designer who made this beforehand.
That's so good!
I made them send it here to the facility because otherwise,
they wouldn't have arrived in time.
And then I forgot to tell Sam what it is.
Because I told him that I'm sending something, I didn't tell him what it is.
And then when I got here, it's like, so little Sam did it arrive and he's like, oh no.
Oh no.
Yeah.
Oh no.
It's just in the cast room.
They found it and wondered where it was from.
Yeah, I was like, who the hell sent that in?
At some point Alex walks up to me and like shows me the shirt and he's like, you blocked
so well.
You know, send it and I was like, oh no, what are you saying?
Oh, you liked so well, I had no idea.
Oh, that is hilarious.
Thank you so much.
Well it's on the next segment for sure. What a shirt. What a wonderful shirt. Which Mike? Oh, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, I need to get up for my gift. Oh, no, you said it rocks
It does rock
Everyone got something really nice protein pudding
I don't like chocolate like anything nice. Oh, what?
I even saw you buy this.
Why did you do with it?
Do we need to make some space?
No, no, no. As long as Mike's really careful with the tray.
Actually, yeah, so I know how much you like bin bags.
So I got you one of them on a tray.
All right, here you are, mate.
It's probably best it goes on your lap, not mine.
OK, so feel free to have a little look inside.
Oh, I get to open it.
You get to open it.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It needs to stay upright.
Why does your gift have rules?
You'll find out.
Oh!
Stop tilting me!
No tilting, Mike.
Wait, have you excavated the melon?
Alex, have you been digging in my melon again?
I told you to stay out of my melon!
The melon isn't the gift, it's what's within.
Why did you wrap it in a melon?
Because it rots!
Feel free. What kind of gift requires melon wrapping? Is this a lumped-in thing?
He said edible in there. I just know how healthy you're being recently. I thought you'd like some melon.
Oh yeah, I love a cellotape. I love me.
Be incredibly careful as you open this.
What is that? Is that a smell?
It's volatile. I like the thing in the face.
No, no, no, no, no. You don't have to worry about that. But just don't tip it.
I feel like everyone else could take their gift home, Al.
Well, I hope for the memories will certainly go back with you.
for the final melon-sape is to be revealed.
I'll hold it in place.
It looks like a blood bath, Al.
Open it up. Is this a severed head?
Open it up and reveal it to the camera.
Hopefully we can get it a little bit.
Half a little tilt.
I got you your favourite item.
I got it.
Why?
I got your...
Why?
So, it's a melon full of beads, Al.
You're giving me a melon full of beads, Mike.
The gift's in there.
No! No!
The gift's in the man.
Can you get it for me?
No, you've got to find it mate. I have a full faith.
You wish to punch my hand into the beads.
Please sir.
Please put your hands into the...
Yeah, look at it. You're a swap.
I can't feel my protein playing.
Okay, I'm not getting beads juice all over me.
That's why I've got the tray.
It's fine.
Why am I the responsible one here if you feel the battle with beans?
It's full of beans!
Go on mate, just shove it in there.
It's full of kids and the charity.
I put it right at the bottom.
Oh, it's oozing!
Oh, mate!
Oh, dear!
Oh, my cow!
It's okay, mate!
We can do this together.
It's really bad.
OK, take your hand out.
You'll be able to see it.
It's actually along the wall.
There it is.
It's right there, along the wall.
There you go, mate.
Just in there.
You can grab it for me.
I'm busy right now.
I think you can use that bean cover
hand to get there.
It's just there.
Just do your best to take it out.
There we go.
This is the actual gift.
I know you'd love it so much.
I've got bean jeans.
It's a picture of Alex.
You're welcome, Mike.
It's a picture of me.
It's beautiful.
You know, for creativity you win.
Can you understand?
You're not who you are.
You're that kid of skill that's like, he's got problems, but he's got an artistic side.
Well, I think we should probably take a small break as we're going to quickly clean ourselves up before we come full round up.
So we'll be back momentarily. Don't go anywhere.
Mike needs to clean his hand.
As the world first is back, ECHO is going to be challenging the Rubar Palace, killing
all those spiders and we are at the SK Magenta facility here in Cologne and I am going to
take you on a little behind the scenes tour.
My name is Preach, this is brought to you with El Gato and we have so many cool things
here in this wonderful facility that they've provided for us.
First stop, I'm going to show you where we hang out.
This is our wonderful caster setup where they can stream, play games, do whatever
they want to do over here in this area where Elgato has provided us with Neo
stream decks and Wave Neo so we have our cool cool microphones we can control
our streams we can still reach our audience and do those things in comfort
with some nice couches and stuff but in between that of course the Raiders and
us need ourselves some snackies so what they've done is give us a nice little
kitchen not the main one hold on for that because it gets real special soon
where we can dip in there's some bananas and some Chocobar some nuts
and some drinks all available for everybody there. Really good and now this is where you're
going to be seeing the players over here. They're currently trying things out that we're not allowed
to show on screen so you have to be a little careful but once again El Gato has given them
wave DX microphones that's what they're all using them really low profile microphone arms so
if you have an issue getting your mic arm right in your face you can use one of those El Gato
wonderful arms to get it out of the way and make it work. Before we get to the big control
area though where there's some really fancy things to show you. I want to go downstairs
because you're going to see something pretty special there.
So, come on. We're currently in the lobby at SK Vagenta facility, all right, but watch this.
This is so cool. Follow me, follow me. Behold the greatness. That's what you want to see,
the big face of all these radars doing. And this is where a lot of the pro teams that
also train at the facility hang out and have been watching the race and getting involved
with things, including people just passing by. But you can see behind me, this is the
best bit. Okay Echo has been notorious for not the best food when we put it at the races but that has
all changed. Three private chefs are working here providing breakfast, lunch and dinner, freshly baked
bread. Everything is here in the morning and you can see they're working it now. I wish you guys
could smell what's going on. So the raiders are going to be eating good but more importantly
is physical health. The guys have sat down for such a long time that they've actually now
I did a gym. There's a gym for the guys to actually work out. I was here at 7 a.m.
this morning. This place was rammed with certain raiders, not everybody, but
casters as well who were all working out here. They've got table tennis, they've
got massage chairs around the corners, all these things to keep the guys
moving, doing something because they are sat down the whole time but I know
that's not the bit you super want to see. Let's go look at the really fun
stuff upstairs where the players are. Now it's time to bring you inside
the brains of the whole operation. Every single time we do this there's a new piece of technology
that's added for Echo's production team to make the show even better. As you can see here as we
look over at Mitch's desk, multiple stream decks. We actually use a combo of them here, we use the
stream deck pluses and stream deck excels and through here they can route absolutely everything
to control the whole production, everything you see. But this time there's been a little
addition. Algato has also come out with a USB dock which actually slides into the back
of the stream decks allowing the guys to plug everything in at the back end and make
stuff so much tidier. Despite everything you see here this is a well oiled machine but
come with me. I want to show you something special. This is what you actually see. While
it's controlled from there what we actually see goes on in this room here. This is the
castor room. The first thing you can see of course is this wonderful analysis desk.
This is where we're going to be during our mythic and much more complex fights is
is managing all the information we can give to you
that's very technical and very informative,
but it's our job and the job of the guys
on the couch right now is to deliver that information
in a way that's completely understandable.
As you can see, these guys also use these big stream deck
pluses along with their savory snacks and blankets
to deliver that information for you.
Using those knobs to coordinate things,
get everything done, and they can talk back to production,
they can manage their own volumes,
and they can put on a good show for you, hopefully.
Well, at some point when I get on the couch.
Now, there's one little thing I want to show you, okay?
There's one thing I want to show you, which is the actual brains of Echo itself.
Now, I can't show you much because they're doing some sneaky things right now,
but you can kind of look over my shoulder.
And behind me, what you're going to see is Potter,
Skype and Roger.
These are the guys that are organizing everything,
planning strategies, working with a lot of teams behind the scenes.
As you can see, using the Logato, Waybex,
Alars and their Streambex to coordinate every POV,
because they need to quickly switch between which player they're watching
and get everything sorted and there's no easier way to do it.
This is how we even produce the show. We use all this technology in an amazing way and what we're hoping to do is utilize it to make things simple, make things easy and of course El Gato is always a big part of that.
For me, I'm going to take my place here at the Analysis desk to help the guys out and for the rest of you, you're going to be able to watch these guys and myself over the course of the race.
So enjoy, let's go to our casting desk.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, welcome, welcome to the race to the world first. I am Alex from
FappalCV. Enjoying me is the amazing Menek. How's it going?
Yeah, I'm very nervous. I'm going to be honest. I think this is the most nervous I've been
in years. If you wanted, you could have really liked the spiders and, you know, built up
sort of a camaraderie with them over the last few days.
They would have held you in high renown. Yeah, if you did that, can we switch to
Jinji's point of view, he has a special cutscene playing right now as you can see, that's what
happens if you really get close to the spider.
No.
Don't you dare.
It's almost over, she speaks like that now.
Your ambition was rare you know.
despite it betraying your own mother. Here you are.
Oh boy, Saksit!
How many people are watching?
The broadcast is being improved by what everybody wants.
How are we perfectly behind each foot?
Why do you look so excited when the feet get snipped?
I'm glad that they can't make their way over to the Maxwell analysis desk.
Oh no, they can't!
Oh no, they are!
I'm between the toes!
One more stick.
One minute, one more.
You can do it!
What is he clicking?!
What?!
Oh, my god!
Oh, nine percent!
What did I just witness?
What did you play?
He was clicking Death Strike.
Oh, I'm gonna start taking a lot of that.
He pops AMS, which is why he took no damage on this big kid.
Never else died.
And then he goes down and he clicks Death Strike.
I knew it!
I knew he was clicking Death Strike.
Oh, no.
Oh, mate.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, the shame.
Describe it to us.
It's uh... uh...
Pliers or something.
Not pliers, but it's a clamp!
It's, well, it's quite un-medging going on, I guess we're gonna have some clamps about one.
It's attached this.
See?
There.
Oh man!
Made a lot of mess, so this is the strangest bit I've ever done.
What is this?
Tape?
Uh, very recently on...
Wolf, wake up!
There we go, man.
I can't open that one.
It wasn't burning!
In exchange for item level.
How much of your soul would you give for a trinket drop?
There we have Jordan ready to go delving.
Barrages treasure trove.
Jump run!
Pee-pee poo poo.
Oh no, not the forehead!
head. What is that?
Who's your leg break sausage? Oh no!
I can't play! Thank you!
We don't like shoes on the couch. How bad is crumbs on the couch?
Hmm? Oh. You're joining us by a boat there.
As you can see this is the Nova. You can see coming out here they're going to
go across the room over in that direction. Oh no this is going to
start getting recursive didn't think this one through it's going to keep getting deeper and deeper because
I'm on the stream and I'm showing the stream oh no look oh no dodge that big aoe the portal
currently sitting on shoepair what a great name that is good old shoepair ring coming in
one second time portal's down dodge the orbs avoid the void avoid the void's a good one we
should use that one later on and usually a cocast would come in at this point but I think I'm
I'm just gonna keep practicing because soon we'll have mythic next week won't be mythic Jordan
And then we've got to get even hyper 2% of the answer I'm gonna get a killer. It's a world's first cast of a hero
We kill
Yeah
Eens
That leaves us ready to put a puzzle together blindfolded
We're gonna speed run this
I feel that you've had the time to think about how you would communicate this
I have no bearings
I haven't done that.
And I have the blindfolds.
I want the blindfolds.
Let's rock, paper, scissors for the blindfold.
OK, right.
On three.
One, two, three.
I didn't.
You didn't do that.
I had that.
See, this is why I think we're
going to struggle with the six plus puzzles.
We were operating on a four plus mental level.
I said on three.
I'm going to do three then go.
Oh no.
This is why we communicated it beforehand.
And we're about to try to communicate to each other.
Can we get an insert replay to say, yeah, I'm three.
OK, and then I just looked at my hand and two fingers,
and I was like, what's going on?
Like, I'm surprised by movement.
Oh, dude.
I'm glad I'm so good at communicating.
I think whoever puts the blindfold on is screwed.
That's it.
Let's try this again.
On three.
One, two, three.
All right, I get the blindfold.
You get the blindfold.
All right, then.
So how are we going to set this up?
OK, we're going to start with,
am I going to provide you with any sort of piece,
or are you just going to?
I think you can touch it. You can't touch it. I'll pick up pieces and you'll tell me where to put them.
And through my large amount of manual dexterity and intuitive understanding of spatial relationships, we'll magic our way to this.
Okay, so we've got to come up with a goal because I don't think we're going to be able to do this whole...
We're going to be here for like an hour to do this one puzzle.
Yeah, I'm not sure if we're going to be able to make the entire thing work together.
I can barely do rock, paper, scissors, let alone command some sort of...
It is okay hold on they go there's a headset and also there we go. You got this feel happy
Okay, so get the headset on. Oh, I want this in my life. This is amazing
Blindfolded casting that's what actually next you know what sometimes some of the time I feel like I might as well be blindfolded
Do you want to guess what they're doing right now? I believe that they're about to start mythic
All right, the Oracle has
It's forbidden. It's not what's happening in my mind.
Oh, look at that. I'm pulling it for as far as I can, so it's hilarious.
No, unfortunately, it's more dolls.
But, okay, so the box is here. Can you fill the box?
Yep.
Okay, so I need to have the picture because, actually, he's holding.
Let me get the bottom of the box up.
So this is once again.
Chat, we know what we're making here.
This is what we're making.
We're making a lovely dinosaur picture, provided, of course,
to a splendid, wonderful medic.
Okay, so I'm going to take some pieces.
Okay, so let's see what those pieces are.
Oh, mate.
They're nothing good yet.
Okay, I think I can kind of tactile it for you.
Oh, okay, hold on.
One on the left that you just placed down.
There we go, the tip of your fingers.
We're gonna be using that soon for the very top left.
Okay, so the flat part needs to be
to the north of the photo overall.
There we go, good, perfect.
Okay, we're gonna continue on.
We're gonna try and build up that corner ideally.
We've got the peak of the,
so we're looking for some edges.
Yes, edges. Always edges.
I have an edge.
You do have an edge.
That edge is going to go roughly in the top right.
That's going to be some volcano smoke, eventually.
That's good.
Yeah, it's not so bad.
Not too much further than that,
because otherwise you're going to start
making stuff up the side here.
May the Lord have mercy upon the soul.
Yep, that's nothing.
I have an edge.
You do.
Oh, you have a corner.
That corner is bottom left.
Okay, bottom, bottom left.
That's good.
That's no further than that.
You don't have to put things off the edge.
You have a little bit of a leaf there.
Mike Lord, this is gonna be this is gonna take a little bit. I have full faith
I just gotta get the ball rolling. Oh hold on another corner. Top left. And you can put that in with the other piece
It's oriented correctly as well. Oh my god first connection here. Here we go through some sort of magic
We've managed to make. Oh, okay. Oh, that's an achievement already. That is an achievement already. Clap a clap a clap.
I wasn't sure that was gonna be...
That's not a clause!
Okay, I'm being marked.
Um, so...
Production is telling us to do all sorts of nonsense.
We'll put a few more pieces together for sure.
This is the movie promise chat.
Okay, let's see it.
Do we want that edge?
I think that edge goes below the current...
Yes, so it's going to...
It's going to fit.
You've done really good here. It's going below that.
We only have a hundred pieces in this right so you know we're already three in by my math. That's just shy of 5%
That is not wrong that is true and yet still on par with someone who says yes on three and then goes on
That is going to the north of the bottom left piece
Is it going in yeah, it's it's I think yeah, yeah, I think oh we're such good
We now we're at 5% we're now at 5% look at us. Okay. We're making progress building here
You just got to keep my spider senses are climbing. I can't you're getting a lot of middle pieces right now
That's okay. We'll be fine. Yeah, we want to work in from the edge
I feel like yeah, although if you see something that like fits into that corner
I'm doing my best to be a you're you're rummaging around at high speed. Yeah
I'm getting more and more fluent looking for edges. You are there is a couple of edges. I found an edge
edge. You're making that noise because of the wet edge. You need you to turn that around
so I can see it. I think that's the wrong way round. Yeah, that was. That is, what is that?
Oh, that's like bottom middle. That's a long way away. I think that might be unachievable
overall. I like how we're making our way through this, sorry, but surely. We are
If at any juncture the players stop doing delves, I as the observant caster will let you know that you're missing out on action in the normal raid and we will immediately save production in top zone in the normal raid and we'll start casting real content for you, we have an edge.
We are, we're going to continue our edging. I think that is, that's going to be like mid left, like it's on the edge but mid left so we're going to keep that roughly there for now.
We're doing really good along the left edge. If we can edge all the way on the left
Then that would be an achievement for noting. So it's always worth edging the left. Let's
Here I have a corner a corner you don't even have to tell me hold on hold on I
Feel into the future. I feel that this is the top right corner. Damn, dude. It's all right, but I liked it
the conviction bottom what that's bottom left this is bottom right you wanted bottom
right that's bottom right that was one of the options okay I had a 50-50 there
it was what it was but yes okay we're gonna continue on the left side see if
we can you see that like I can pull left side on purpose you just did is between
the it's itself from the top left connecting in it is connecting the
two pieces of the left hand side together it's is it really yes it is so
there's only six pieces per side no no it's in it's gonna connect because
Did you get that mid-left piece, I think?
Hold on, can you place that down for a second?
I don't think this fits.
So I've made a grave mistake.
Oh no, you're the one who can see!
That is on the right side, mid-right.
The one that you said was on the left is actually on the right.
That's mid-right, yeah.
Okay, so that's how I got a like to.
Yes, you did.
Also, what's the middle of the,
you've got like one little piece
in the middle of the left-hand side right now.
Can you try and find that?
So like, okay, now go to your right,
towards the middle of the table.
that piece needs to go on the left hand side. That's an edged left piece.
Ah, very good. Is it...
Is it part of the other edge?
Is it its own edge?
It's going to make the same thing, but it's in its own little category right now.
So we have this edge with the corner...
Yeah, there you go.
And then this edge with the corner and then the...
Because the idea is that with this edge it's going from the top to the bottom.
Alright, I'm going to...
Topping and bottoming, while we go through these edges...
You're going with it.
I really want to help.
And I'll go get shout at that um
That is that's some like top stuff. That's that's that's full pin
We just do full left if we can make the left edge, I will consider this to be a success
Oh, I've run out of edge pieces
Trust me Jesse. You just got to take the time. I found some edging side of things. That's what edging is all about
That is top right ish the bid bid edge we can worry about that later
What is this?
That's just a bit of plastic
No nightmare unlocked like I just feel like Sam is just putting things in the box
Oh, they wouldn't do that that'll be that'll be cruel. I have an edge. You do have an edge
That is right side. That's a right side edge. It also has a little bit of a face on it
That's really nice.
That one didn't even make sense.
That edge has a face on it?
Sure.
Okay, so we're gonna keep going.
Oh, here we go. It's a big edge piece.
That is a big edge piece. I think that might be a left side edge piece.
Oh, let's go. Left side being connected soon.
Yeah, so I think that is towards the top.
Is it connecting with either of the three segments?
It's not connecting anything yet. It's between the middle and the top part.
So we have time or piece there.
And then we have this one somewhere, and then we have this one somewhere, and then we have
bottom.
Yes!
There we go.
So we're looking for two more left pieces.
Okay, we're making progress.
What consists?
What?
What the box go?
Box is that?
What is?
We're finding the pieces, Jesse.
Why is there something else?
Why isn't there something else?
Describe it to us.
It's uh, uh, pliers or something.
I mean not pliers, but it's a clamp.
Well, that's quite a lot of edging going on.
I guess we're gonna have some clamps about
Oh man may the Lord have mercy this is the strangest bit
Look at me
Directions that I did not expect to go this morning. Well, it just get worse
Just just
What is that?
This is a shoe.
It is a shoe.
I have no idea who's shoe it is.
Is it blue?
That's cut.
It is a blue shoe.
I mean, it might be my shoe.
Oh my Lord.
It might very well be my blue shoe.
I hope it's mine.
I hope they didn't just have me put my hand in someone else's shoe.
That's a little bit too zalatath for me.
This is the most random thing I've ever done in my life, man.
That's the little pieces without a genuinely-
Let's see if we can get one more entry-slope.
I feel like we're so close to the left.
Edge one more time.
I've just got to get rid of the bench.
If I, I hope I hit the camera as I just chuck this stuff across the room.
What is this?
Okay, we're looking for left edges.
Yeah, we're looking for left edges.
I'm making sure you haven't put any of the left edges already in actually.
It's great, I'm helping.
Okay, okay, but I'm pretty sure I haven't.
You must have.
Oh my lord.
Right.
I have unparalleled tactile proficiency.
There's no way I've lost an edge piece.
You did just put down an edge piece,
for the ride it's fine yeah I knew that I knew that yeah you could tell we're
looking for left edge that undefinable you know air of leftiness for which I'm
searching yeah a hundred percent you know exactly what's going on so chat that
came with the puzzle actually change okay so this is going the other way we
we can use it to fix this segment mental thinking this was I didn't even know
this was a thing until I sat down inside would have found an edge you did find
that it's the wrong side oh my god no why did oh it's not hold on oh it's not
it's for the bottom so the bottom right piece here is I've just got it my hand
I play that GD you put it down I died it was my mistake so I fix it bottom
left you're gonna use it to put along the actual bottom line you're connecting
okay so this is connecting with the bottom left corner yes so that now puts
us oh look at that that puts us at one two three four five six seven eight eight
percent no longer estimating somewhere near 10 that's pretty close to 10% does
that count how much of this production you need to let us know if we can
We can stop them if possible.
If Chats amused, we can send you.
They donated their hard earned money for this.
They need their money's worth.
Oh my lord.
Are you not enjoying this?
We could always swap it and have us...
We're not allowed to have lunch before the puzzle's done.
Oh that's alright, that's alright.
We're gonna solve this very very soon.
Oh, this is a nice edge piece.
That is a...
Damn it dude.
That is an edge piece for the other side unfortunately, that's a right side edge piece
Which we're slowly gathering together. We can maybe start putting stuff together on the right side
I don't think we can. I'm looking at the state of the board dude and it's not our side
Well the thing is, this is working like any other game right? The further we go with that success
the more likely success is where we're going
If you say so, I think I understood some of those words
Success has become concentrated over here, the left piece is here somewhere
somewhere I think um no dude but not only do the pieces fall on the floor I'm
looking at your remaining pieces none of them are edge pieces you mean I've missed
it somewhere but this is an edge you just lied um I don't know that that's like a
top edge okay it's this is this is cooked this is too cooked I think I
think we need to take the executive decision that we might have you done
we might have failed to do a six-plus puzzle this is an edge it is hold
turn it around hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on yes I think that is
the bottom dooming over here bottom right oh does it connect it just connects
bottom right to the side of the corner yeah like yeah oh yeah oh no no no not
that yeah all right uh huh there we go progress has been made okay I kept saying
we were out of any chances. We made some sort of... This is such a mess. You've got to tweak
this out afterwards. This is the best that we've made for this. This is like the worst
thing as I've ever come to it. Alright, let's see. Alright, I've run out of edges. I think
that's it. I don't know where we are anymore. I'm sorry, I feel like a fact that we've...
You failed me. Okay, alright, time. Right, last split, Jesse came in, top to the
healing meter left didn't elaborate so we need to nerf him by playing blindfolded and having me
and preach all right i am uh i am blindfolded i can't say how would you how would you like
this instruction i mean do you want to move left shall we practice i think left is strafe left
right? Don't turn your mouse. No, don't do that! We did not tell you to do the doubling jumps.
Let's not do that, Jesse. Stop moving forward. Listen, this is not my keyboard. Thank you for
that orientation. Now I'm moving left and right. Yes, and now if you could backpedal,
if please backpedal, just a smidge. Keep coming. Hold it for like six seconds.
Am I going off the edge if I do this? No, no, no. You're good. So trust me,
I do not want you ninja pulling the boss. Oh, right. Stay there.
Yeah. Okay. He jumped into all grats. His crotch he wants feeding, but not like that.
Certainly my hand is now anchored on the movement keys. That won't happen again.
All right. This is Jordan's place. My mouse on the screen working. Yes. You are moving the
cam. You're all right. So maybe I could buff. Yeah. Sure. Yes. Sure.
Okay, yeah, you've got I need a I need a flask
Okay, right
So
section. Oh, yeah, I
Which ones? Oh, is it the red? Okay, Jordan doesn't know what the new flasks look like
I do, but I can't see it in there!
Okay, so I was working out if it was the blue or the red one.
I think it's the red one.
Production leaking the fact that I got the cheap one.
No, I was hoping she doesn't figure it out.
Yeah, I have the haste for it.
All right, so mouse left a little bit more.
Okay, I feel like I'm doing a claw machine.
Okay, you should just say stop.
Keep going left until stop.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, stop.
Hold on, the mouse is like, tight, we need to loosen up, I know it's going to move everything,
I need more mass.
No, no, no, this is good actually, right, I'll straight down.
Okay, hold on, I lost the Q button, okay, this must be Tilda, this must be one.
There's a slight concern that we can't move the mouse without you having to rearrange
your hands.
That's a little concern.
well the maths was just really tight okay now where am I going for the flats okay so now
straight down keep going keep going keep going three hours later oh okay whoa whoa whoa
that's crazy right up it's not fast and the furious uh stop and now right
these are like a claw machine did we do it no no right right oh i thought you meant right click
Oh, hey now up that stop that up now click
Down wait, what is that click now? There you go now excellent. Yeah
Now now help me to help me to put earth shield on a relevant target
Question yeah, what's that shield? Oh good
here. Okay, very good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just wait. It's just
terrible at putting groups together. So he called and
demanded your presence, G. Well, they thought maybe I'd have
no idea full. Well, it's in his name, right? Just wait. So is
this a would you consider G that what you're about to do is a
statement overall that you would like to pass community
that rest or shaman is so easy that you can literally play
raid bosses blindfold. It's true that when you're playing
to Temic rest or shaman, you drop a totem, it chain
heals, you chain heal, it also chain yields. The chain
go everywhere we don't need to do anything will you be popping ascendance into chain
heal very often yes yeah typically court you know stacked up with a bunch of totems no reason to
pop ascendance if you don't have totems down to chain heal your chain heals well that makes no
sense we need to call for a spirit ink when things get spicy close my bag yeah yes all right
you're all set the summons are coming in the players are on their way we've got excellent
frago in we've got swag in they haven't arrived yet though i see now i can't talk about the
Cool down of the fifth button on the top row. That is my most important button. It's on a 30-second cooldown. I'll drop it now
Healing ring down. Yes, and then I can move it somewhere else
So you guys need to help me put my healing ring in a useful spot and mind me to put it down, bitch
Okay
Well, that looks like a useful spot. Okay
Especially since I haven't pulled the boss yet. No, no, you're doing really well. Yeah, but you gotta pre-heal everyone
Chain he'll going off right now. Yeah, okay. Yes. All right. I should feel I should tell you your healing rain did not work
Oh, did it not go anywhere? I know I feel I can't wait to screw it really badly
But it's a bit mean did I put it down somewhere? Nope
On the other side of you just didn't activate when you pressed it. Are you sure and it still did not I
Could see you pressing it. I think it's you've got no line of sight on what you're trying to do
Yeah, I think it's going to bring over the details
There you go. Yeah
We did it it's gonna go off where my mouse is so I do need you to help me with that
But we need to put my mouse in a relevant spot somewhere on the screen just put in the middle
Okay, put you in the middle where's the middle
Okay, do you see your character? No
Just move your mouse to you can maybe I should have changed these to at player macros that would I mean just tap the boss I
Don't want to do that and then pull it
Healing ring well will it dropping feet if you tap the boss?
No, it'll only drop where my mouse is.
Is it a mouse over?
Yeah, it's an apt cursor macro.
But we could change that.
Can you do that blindfolded?
Yes.
Okay.
Hit the escape key.
I think I did.
Nope.
Okay, we can't see your mouse.
Wiggle your mouse.
It's not on the screen right now.
Oh, it was on the other button.
Holt, go down until we say.
Stop.
Left until we say.
up a little smidgey boo click all right we're in okay there is a problem the
overlay from the first
I would just press escape for this part oh yeah I'm cheating for this part
Do you even make it to the pool?
No, we made it.
The layer.
Well, we almost pulled the balls.
That target.
No, no, no, no, player.
I want him on me.
I don't want to die.
I thought it was saving that.
Okay, there's a problem.
This is a German keyboard.
Are you expecting to still top the healing meters here?
No, is that the end?
No, Frago's in.
Oh, Fraco's DPS right now though.
Mmm, we have...
Are they all Pugaroo healers?
Bryson, uh...
Athena, I don't recognize, Zaitla?
Scythe.
Eitan.
Eitan, yeah.
Scythe.
It works!
I healed with the power of myself!
Okay, that didn't happen. We're good to go now.
Excellent.
Okay, 123, this is...
I really need you to hold the right mouse button and turn your mouse to the left.
No, no, no, no. I won it. I won a challenge as well here.
All right, and I'm moving yes, yeah you move a bit more to the right you move the camera more to the right and
Left left left left there you go left left and pull it down. So move your mouse up up with the mouse. Perfect
Yes, now we've got a good view. Yeah, push tab and I have boss target. You have the boss
I assume you're gonna do dps. Of course. Of course. Excellent
Now no
Okay, first of all we need to earth shield mouse down until we say okay
All left until say, halt, up, stop, merez, click, and then I would go up and right in
equal measure, so up until we say, stop, and right a smidge.
Right, you're good.
All right.
Here we are.
We're ready.
Yeah, ready.
Oh, John left left
Tiny tiny down a little yeah press nailed it. That was the ready chest. I know where your house is. It's pretty censored
Right bloodlust now
come on this is exactly what I didn't want have you got audio all right three
no one go okay oh yes live a burst in perfect perfect all right everybody's
grouped on you they have pulled the boss to you so you can start healing now
they're taking some of the awe damage the webs are coming get ready to run
they're not under you how the hell we need to angle I think to see under his
feet so maybe that's it that's good that's good yeah yeah yeah all right
all right hopefuls trolling you is putting you in a poison these mages
am I right yeah I defensive I defensive okay now you totally find the reds
for health somebody died but it wasn't your fault you're not you need to hold
your right mouse button and turn it to the right a little bit because you're
not that's perfect okay okay now you got walk forward a smidge oh they
gripped you out rago dragged you out okay so right mouse button down and
Absolutely camera to the right.
And walk forward.
All right.
Walk forward, shall we say?
Yep.
Stop.
In camera, left a bit.
Left a bit more.
Walk forward now, until we say.
Stop.
All right, go Jay, you got this.
All right, more.
Yeah, stop blasting.
Well, I'm about more light.
Tell me if people are healing because otherwise I'm
just not going to be able to do that.
I mean, a little bit?
A little bit?
Well, no, chain, chain, heal now.
OK.
I don't think they want to do so.
Tell me if you want me a lot of healing, okay?
No, everyone's full HP.
We just had the big AOE soak,
so you can do a little bit of AOE healing.
Yeah, you'll love it when it's on cooldown.
Yeah, that's it.
All right.
Throw some lightning bolts in there.
Big damage.
All right, his move is...
Oh, okay, the boss's move,
we're going into phase two now.
So we're gonna have to dodge the boss
charging across the...
Oh!
Okay, now you can start spam healing from here.
Right, maybe walk forwards a little bit.
Okay, that's fine.
All right, let's see where the ads are spawned in.
Okay, so now we wanna strafe right.
That's it.
Train lightning?
Yeah, are you pressed tab?
Yeah, yeah, you can train lightning now.
Okay.
You're not targeting anything.
Oh, okay, now run forward, forward, forward.
Right, that's it.
You're fine.
We did good.
No, you're totally fine.
Now keep trying to grip you.
Are they trying to save me or kill me?
The painstool's gripping you.
It's a little bit of both.
Alright, people are taking a light bit of damage, you could put a little bit of game
feeling.
Alright, tell me how to feed.
Alright, move your mouse up.
Oh, someone yanks it.
Damn!
Okay, so walk forward.
Yeah, walk forward to the boss now.
Keep going for a while.
Yeah, keep going.
Yeah, keep going for a while.
Hold.
Hang on, your bin broods hit.
It's fine.
next phase has started. People are full health over here.
This isn't okay.
Not yet. You still rooted. Keep walking forward. Hold.
You got rooted again. There's a lot of webs.
We're not going to weave.
I'm going to go through the web.
I don't know if we could just stand through those.
Two seconds to unroot. Right. Walk forward.
Keep going. You've got to get across the other side of the platform.
Uh-huh.
Keep walking.
Almost there.
Right. Hold.
Okay.
Stop now.
All right. Now you can healing rain.
Yep.
Alright, tilt your camera slightly to the right now, there you go, you can lava burst now.
Yeah, you were just not slightly in front of him.
Yeah, you weren't facing him quite.
Okay, are we big damming?
You are!
Yeah, we're big damming!
So, we're not going to try and put you in the soaks because they keep gripping you out of it.
They'll move you out of it?
Yeah.
Because I'd have to run the entire time.
Okay, you're a lot!
Yeah, yeah, they've just gone here.
So, people aren't going in the soak.
Oh, the Ascendants.
Were you healing Rain yet?
Okay, Ascendants worked.
Maybe put Healing Rain down.
You're right in the midst of everybody now.
Oh, you can do PS now, everyone stops.
OK, OK.
Then it's worked, clearly.
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're actually surprisingly doing well.
It's unfortunate, Rice and Anne Frago are in here,
but you're definitely dominating the other Pug Healers.
Absolutely, absolutely.
Yeah, little trickle damage, nothing special going on.
All right, OK, back pedal, back pedal.
Little bit, little bit.
Stop, stop, stop.
Right there.
OK, we're going, we're almost doing stage two.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we're going to keep you out of the dodges now.
Charges we're gonna do a really good job. I'm ready. We're nearly there. See you got making it right stage two incoming
Boss is now burrowing down. Maybe we can do some damage to the ads. Well, then we got a little bit of damage out last time
Yeah, they're not falling yet. They're just doing it's just doing his nut back. Yep. Hold I think they were hoping to kill it before it
Oh, maybe yeah, he's gone the charges great. All right. You got charging you run forward run forward run forward
stop
Okay, you good. Yeah that charges dodging in that's fine
all right yeah we need to turn him around for the ads like hold right mouse
put it until camera to the right keep going keep going yeah keep going keep
going keep going perfect yeah we need a bit more of a bird's-eye view though so
maybe tilt the camera up a bit yeah there we go yeah now you've got line
of sight on the ads so you could just change line of time yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I could healing rain maybe it's just a little trickle like rice and
Frago was yanking all the healing off you to be honest. Alright now we can try and get you back to the boss
Yes
He's raised a few. Maybe we can feed the boss. Okay, so walk forward just a little little tiny bit
Hey
left
All right wait hold on I've managed to make you're in a little bit of a awkward direction, okay?
So forward a bit more
Oh, no, it's fine the first boss has been fed right we're gonna keep running towards the bottom
Keep your blindfold on. They're gonna come and change this overlay on your PC. Okay. Yeah, Sam's gonna change it
So he's gonna shuffle you
Okay, hold. Yeah, we couldn't see you couldn't see the top left of your screen if your camera is not in the right place
We have no idea. Okay
All right, good. Can we get into the boss? Yeah
All right, I believe okay first of all stop moving
Yeah, so I'm just changing one thing that we're just gonna wait for that for a second just that the
How did I do? How did I do?
You did pretty well.
All right.
Are you getting into the boss, Sam?
As well.
Yeah, I can do it, or you can go with the house.
No, we should do the mappings.
They're gonna pull it out of him.
Oh, we're gonna have to try and sort someone out,
which is not gonna work.
Yeah, run me to the boss, maybe.
Yeah, because he's gotta click the bat.
Yeah, okay, I'll save you from the bat.
Yeah, he's gotta click the bat.
Okay, run in.
We're headed to Bloodbound Horror, yeah?
So you guys have to get me in the downstairs phase
and keep me out of the puddles and avoid the beam.
Yeah, we did really well.
Yeah, I'm surprised I didn't get hit by a charge.
Thank you guys, that was good.
Yeah, you may have got slightly hit by one.
You got hit by one, sorry.
Yeah, we may have failed you slightly.
I like how you didn't say anything about it,
like personal or health.
No, they got you well.
I mean, you're very well protected
by your ex-rader friends right now.
Yes, very good, very good.
Yeah, we were gonna have you in to soak.
Oh, how are we gonna...
Okay, this is actually rough.
How are we going to get him into the front sauce in time?
Just follow the group, I'll be in one group by the other and just stick to it.
Yeah, I'm more, yeah, okay.
Yeah, no, this is fine.
We need some terminology for your G.
I'm sorry?
Run it a curve.
Uh, scroll the mouse wheel forward.
Oh, when I was, uh, changing your transmog on stream, Jesse, which I would never
do.
Ah, you now admit it.
Oh, no!
What?
I would never do this!
Why is the count sharing?
And that's not funny.
I actually don't believe you did that no I didn't do that but you know I was well
I say leaned on your mouth and I scroll wheeled
Ghostful just happened. Yeah, I thought I was gonna zoom out the camera. Yep
Just like when I put my hand on the keyboard and push the gust of wind and almost pulled the boss earlier
Nothing happened. Okay. I don't mean I'm throwing some use your rank. He died to trash
I mean fair I doubt I would have been able to take me on in combat anyway
Okay, yeah, oh
You got you killed again. All right, well, there'll be a red shortly. They're finishing trash. All right. All right
Yeah, they're finishing trash. You're gonna be okay. All right
So this boss we need to make sure that Jesse is in the correct group for the downstairs phase
Yeah, just put me in one of the groups and have me follow along and we need to dodge the heroic mechanic
Which is the beans coming out at the sides of the bosses and going anti-clockwise
wise. So there's a few things that we need to do. There's also a big circle you're gonna
have to get me out of. And tentacles. Yeah, you got a lot of work to do. Oh yeah. And
ideally I don't run the tentacles through my friends. Oh yeah, no that would never happen.
Of course. Especially not over the mages. No. I guess they must have told the raiders
that I'm blindfolded if they were rescuing me out of things. Actually I don't think
they did, I think they just assumed that you've lost it in your old age. That's
fair assumption let's be honest I am in fact 39 years old all right we need to
accept the rest so move the cursor up okay now left now click down no no no no
sorry go up my directions are okay now click yeah my life yes you're live and
now maybe rebuff okay am I pushing water shield yeah yeah yeah okay and I should
her shield myself I guess and perhaps a tank yeah you know I don't know which
group you're gonna be assigned soon hold on did they do 135 yes 135 246 okay
what's your character's name jeez shaman oh how could you not figure that out
okay so I didn't read them all all right so you are group for I assume you have
groups let's go. Sure. Yes, I'm guessing. Yes. Sure, why the hell not? Looking at this
setup that makes sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so your group four, so I assume that's
going to the right. Okay. That would be standard play. Can you turn to the left? Don't move,
just turn to the left. Yeah, pan the camera around. Or? Oh, sorry, I got distracted.
You're definitely going to do something if you get distracted, I'm just spinning in circles.
Chat loves spinning, it's fine.
Okay, so pan the camera around to the right.
Okay, halt.
Now we're looking at the boss.
Excellent.
So I tap and target him.
Nuh...
Yeah!
Just don't press any more!
Okay, alright, very good.
Oh, cool.
what's happening the silence is disturbing I had to run and get changed
weird so I can join you in a fine echo shirt out for change it is a nice jersey
it is I do like the echo jerseys are these on sale are these not for not for
the low man no they are yeah you can you can order a jersey and you can have
your own name added to it to it exhibition mark merch in the chat I
I've got more information.
We're in the sludge!
Walk forward!
So now start blasting.
And Pummin.
And strafe left.
For say, three more seconds.
Step forward a bit.
Excellent, you're with the group.
You're still on top of us.
Move left!
Right spot!
We're in the sludge.
Left, just keep running.
Right, do this like a pro. This is shambles.
Okay, you're good now.
Okay, yeah, this is fine.
Alright, we have the beams coming in.
We're in a good position.
Now we want to go right.
That's it.
Okay.
Keep going.
Just stay far right.
Stay far right.
Maybe move backwards a little bit.
Stop.
Has it stopped?
Hold.
Healing rain here.
How long do they...
Perfect.
Okay, now we need to get you into the frontal.
So ideally it's gonna be about here. Let's see. We'll see you that's you'll be able to see that's fun
Yeah, we need to run left left left left left left left left left
Go go go keep going keep going keep going fast. Let's go fast. I'm hot. You're in great
We did it. All right, so maybe pan your camera to the left a little bit left and tap that tab
All right, right a bit you went too far
There you go. You get it chain lightning. Oh
Wait, we need to run for it. Oh
Yeah, but they're probably gonna res you they're marking you
Hold on did you not warn me that slice there a beam spawned on you
We do not we can neither confirm or deny whether it was intentional
But the beam literally spawned in your face, yeah, it did not only just kill you by the way
Oh, I haven't the group I imagine more than one. This is an outrageous. Where's the red?
Really resin. No, I think they should person
Helper
They actually they actually did wipe on this boss earlier. Oh really? Yes in one of the runs
They was just a low DPS run a couple people got clipped by a beam exactly like this
And then they didn't have enough DPS to kill the ads downstairs and you get overwhelmed with ads and
Add shields the boss makes it unkillable. I've been doing heroic with you as we were fine up in Salavanax
That's a high you need some good deep some that one true
Yeah, if you fall behind on the damage by the last platform, we get every egg we hit berserk multiple times
Because you did the the heroic grade was I can say yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're not clearly yet
We'll get there. We'll get there, but it's it's it's fun as hell
But every boss I've seen so far is demolished by a bit of gear
We've kind of been talking about this lightly between us on the couch
how do you feel about Mythic? Because we were just saying you know sometimes yeah
or just sometimes normal and heroic falling quite quickly has no reason to
have any indication how Mythic will be but the last three to be if it was at
once the last three could be hell. I think you could blindfold off G. there's
literally nothing happening. You're just tired of the screen. Oh that's so bright when I've been blindfolded.
Exactly where you are stood is where they cast the beam at you.
Yeah, and it was this angle as well. I didn't quite see the shadowy
Indication
If I've been stacked with everyone they could
They were doing it just after the mountain
And we were also to be fair that means it probably wasn't a snipe
They won't think it was a so they want to position the beam in such a way that it minimizes the leg
Oh, it went in the same spot this time as well
So yeah, we manage the maximum amount of time before the beams come over to these
We somehow managed to put you in exactly the right place to get here the perfect beam some would say
Someone say that that was your fault. Oh
We've been gifted
Okay, I
Well quick. Yeah, I'll read it in a second. I'll quickly finish the story because otherwise I'm gonna forget
It's a windmalker monk. I had no haste that was the problem
I have like 2% haste and apparently you really need haste on that cost. Okay, so the box says a gift inside for Medic
and then it says BE
BE!
It says Medic BE right?
Okay, okay a gift inside for Medic if he answers these questions three.
Oh a gift inside for Medic BE if he answers these questions three.
So the major issue I had with this right is if we have a look at this this BE up here
This looks like an S set which is a letter in the German alphabet in Strasse, Heise, etc.
So I thought this was Medix.
It is now.
But it's not, it's Medic B.
Wow! A gift inside for Medic B. If you answered this question three, I can't open it until instructed.
So you're just gonna patiently wait.
Yep. No more talking. No more talking. Just waiting.
Okay, we're just gonna sit in the stair.
Oh, Mitch has told me I can open it now.
Okay, I'll wait for Mitch to oh, I have to open three questions wherever the questions
Okay, let me put this okay if I put this here yes, oh my god, it looks so ominous
It does also the gold pen. Yeah, we have three questions for you. Okay. They're all xalatath related
Oh, okay, if you can answer them all correctly, okay, you'll be allowed to open the box
Okay, and if I get one wrong
No box for you. Yeah, how are you gonna stop me
Yes, I'd like to see you try me. I'm quick on the trigger with opening boxes. Okay, okay three questions about Zalatath
Can Jordan help me? No, you're Jordan if you mute your microphone. They'll never know
Okay, how many times I will allow this Jordan can help you with facial reactions only
Can't shake your head or like nod? No yeses or noes.
Can I get one ask to the audience?
No.
You want to trust chat?
I want to trust chat for one question.
That's not bad.
They would never like us.
Yeah, I'll give them two options.
Yeah, we could do a poll.
Okay, cool.
Are these multiple choice questions?
No.
Can they be?
No.
Please?
Absolutely not.
It's a good gift in there.
You want this question.
I mean, I do.
That's why I want them to be-
I want to get the question right.
I just want the bomb.
I also, I have this like inexorable urge to be correct about things.
When pets come up, I'm really worried.
We will allow you one pole the audience.
Okay.
With two choices, obviously.
And one for a friend?
No.
Productions, what's the answer?
Enough stalling, first question.
Okay.
What is the weapon called that Zalatath was contained in?
What?!
It's- you got this.
I believe me.
The weapon in which she was contained.
Is this in the war with it?
No.
Well then how am I meant to know that?
You can use your pole the audience if you want.
Well, but I have to give them two options. Yeah, it's so tuned. What was the weapon in which she was contained?
Okay, you can facial facial reactions. Is it a sword of some sort? Is it a bow?
Is it an amulet? That's not a weapon. It's sword
Okay, kind of a sword a hammer a mace a long sword a big sword
scythe
It's a weapon and it's kind of like a sword. What do you do stuff? Can you picture Zell Teth holding a big-ass hammer?
No, but she was contained within this. Yeah, yeah, but she also has the weapon. We may have made this too hard. Yeah
This is impossible. Like is it the amulet she has around her chest? It's a dagger. Oh
It's this it's a cool dagger. There you go. Okay. Okay. That's what it's called. It's called a dagger. No, I mean
No, the question is imprecise
It is called a dagger
What is the type of weapon? You're not going to get us on a technicality.
No! If I say, hey, what's Excalibur and I say a sword, it's called a sword.
Alright, so let them have that one.
Yeah!
Let's go!
You don't know the answer at least.
Of course I wouldn't know the answer.
The weapon was called Zaltaf.
Oh!
Blade of the Black Empire.
You didn't know that!
I thought it was Knifu!
Knifu would have been an acceptable answer.
Okay.
Knifu would have been acceptable.
Okay.
It's not a knife, it's a dagger.
True.
This one might be hard too, but we'll see.
Please make it easier.
Who freed Zalatath from her prison?
Ooh.
This was in the intro cinematic to this expo.
Okay, yep.
You would have watched,
because it played when you started playing the video game.
Yeah, but then I probably...
Are you a dirty skipper?
I probably was.
I probably watched it once and then forgot.
Unlucky shame.
Okay, so the Jailer does everything, obviously.
But technically, the Jailer is the puppet master.
So we could say...
Well, technically we gave you a hint
with the answers to the last question.
I didn't listen.
It's called Xalata, the blade of something.
What about the name? About when that weapon existed?
I mean, it existed in the cutscene.
Why did it exist? It was Dragonflight.
I assume it's chronological, the way our expansions work?
Yeah.
So post Dragonflight, who have you got?
You've got the baddie dragons, and you've got the goodie dragons.
It's not going to be chromie.
Well, to be fair, this dagger didn't really exist in either of those expansions.
Okay, so is it something from the Twisting Nether?
Oh.
Oh, so someone's in the Twisting Nether.
Who exists in the Twisting Nether?
Okay, so you can't nod and you can't shake your head.
However, could you mouth out the first letter of the thing, Person, who freed Salataph?
Am I allowed to?
It's a facial expression.
Let's ask Jordan this.
Jordan, do you know the answer?
No.
Okay, so who else is interesting?
I'll give you some more lore, because you're a relatively newer player, right?
So, Xalathas lore goes way back to like old gods way back.
Void lore is the same.
Yes, that's far back.
So, think about...
Yeah, that's really helped me.
I don't know who the old gods are either.
I know N'Zoth takes it like...
It's the same one!
It's like we go off in the house!
You fizz his law goes way back to...
Yeah, but you could go with that answer if you want.
I could go with N'zoth.
You could pull chat.
I've got a nice facial reaction from over here.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go with N'zoth. I want chat for the third answer.
Okay, that's correct.
Let's go!
Winner!
Okay, alright.
The last question. Probably the hardest one.
Oh wow.
So doomed.
How many...
Toes.
Toe rings.
Street.
What was that instant?
We gotta check his browser history.
That's some sketch.
I'm gonna actually check to see if I got it.
It's either 2 or 3. I think it's 3.
Hold on, I have a picture of it. Give me a second.
Hold on, hold on.
I really hope that's right because that's hilarious.
This is gonna be good. Just give me a sec.
I'm gonna do the thing.
Yes it is! I knew it!
There are in D3 there.
Congratulations.
The question was, how many toe rings would you lick off of Salata's toes, right?
Yeah, okay, sure, okay, so I'm sorry, chat, I couldn't use you for the whole preamble for the box, of course, yes.
So within this box contained is a gift flown from another country from an award-winning establishment.
Please feel free to open your box.
Oh, I'm very excited now.
Let's go.
Is it a ward winning cheese?
It's heavy!
Oh, could be cheese.
Do you want to feel it? It's like...
Alright, okay.
It's not that heavy.
Alright, here we go.
An award? Okay, we're hot.
Can I keep the box?
What is that?
Pretty sure they're Greg sausage rolls.
Oh no!
You're a freaking plane!
Thank you!
Let's go!
Are you also Greg sausage rolls?
I haven't had Greg's in years.
Do you want to put that next to you?
I want to keep this.
I'm going to eat some Greg's.
You can talk. I'll mute my mic.
Excuse me.
We sabotaged it with the Greg's.
12 Greg's sausages.
This is amazing.
You're joining us.
There's some beans for you afterwards.
Okay, cool.
require ketchup you may ask for it.
No!
I don't like ketchup.
Ketchup on sausage rolls?
Yes!
This is...
I...
I mean, I will like that later, but for now we're going...
I'm getting crumbs.
Roar and wriggling is the...
How bad is...
We don't like shoes on the couch.
How bad is crumbs on the couch?
Hmm?
Oh.
I think you're joining Mike and Alec with us.
And Emote there.
Emote?
Alright, save for it.
Tell us what you're experiencing right now.
It looks life-changing. It looks life-changing.
I'm sure everyone has a food like this. Because sausage rolls from Greggs are not the best
sausage rolls in the world. They're not. 100%. They're not the fluffiest, they're not the
tastiest. The sausage meat isn't the most succulent. However, there is a part of me
that just returns to my childhood when I get sausage roll and the pastry that is
stodgy and still moist somehow, the meat that tastes like it is being processed to
Timbuktu and back. I hope for 20p. It reverts me back to my childhood I'm
actually I might cry. I haven't had a Greg sausage roll in probably 15 years
Oh, and now I have what an amazing gift so many of them
Oh, Zalat have delivered the great sausage rolls. Those questions were flipping out though. That's like how am I gonna know that?
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment. We've all been waiting for we've been waiting an entire week for this
That's right might gets to see a delt and Gigi's in a day
And look at him casting the Vus Vowels so that you can see that Spitfire Fuse tender throwing that dynamite out there
And Mike is of course gonna have to sidestep that otherwise a hell of a lot of damage is gonna be coming in
How do you think he's gonna be dealing with these upcoming lack of breath that's coming in at this part of that?
I can't do this. No, I'm welcome to the first two days of heroic week.
You live in journeys, you keep defending it, right?
But you tell me a modern country that has everything closed on a Sunday these days. Out wages, shenanigans, you pour.
Ever since I've been here, attitude.
Ooh, another neck, let's fucking go guys.
I found a neck, I found a neck as well.
Oh my, oh my.
Oh, we got beans on toast!
Let's go!
Thank you, thank you.
It smells so bad!
Ha ha ha ha!
He's a toast!
Oh, it's fun.
Yeah.
It's the way they squish.
I know G-Spots pop up and say that.
Definitely doing splits, but...
Ha ha ha!
I'll wait until you're done talking before I really just...
Alex, let me set a case!
Yeah!
They're gonna do splits all day tomorrow.
Ha ha ha ha!
You know you're just gonna have to say that you're fine
when you're not really fine.
You just can't get into it.
You're just gonna ruin it.
She is almost like a combination of Cymox.
Mm-hmm, um, E from...
Ohhhh!
Nooo!
Oh, of course. I guess he was sleeping.
We saw some of the players who did get timed out will put it that way for being...
They were banned.
They were efficient.
Speaking from experience, there is different levels to banning, okay?
Breaking news.
Now watch the most important question, the most pressing question.
Pressing being the M-Fword here. When is the laundry returning?
So we have an ETA of tomorrow 1200, we'll get regular updates and keep you all up to date.
Okay, is it splits for the laundry or are you doing a whole combined?
Well, there's gonna be a spreadsheet that you need to follow, I will email it to you tonight.
And when it arrives, do we get to split the loot between the characters or is it
each person gets another individual?
It's gonna have to be personal, look on this one I think.
Okay, that's a shame, but I was hoping to get one of Cush's shirts so I'll be
honest.
Well, we really don't.
Charity and a bit of Gamber and some splits this fine day. I will drink my beanie rim juice
I think master kids the beans
Slowly
Stubby look at you rat
Did you notice how long it took Mike to touch the feet as you say?
It's gonna be the one staying down in the unseeming
I know man. Let's see what they can do. Oh no! Don't let the shield juggle!
It's going to get it. Oh come on! Keep plowing! We've got 0.5% left!
Oh the raid is getting so low! Maristair live is time for you to show off if you are the best player here!
Oh! They got so lucky!
Okay. Ah that's how we start from this guys.
That's a rough thing, it was fine.
Okay, we dodged the webguys, do not die to the webguys, it would be kind of embarrassing.
Then we're getting ready to clean the web soon, we want to especially clear around the blue area,
we're going to drag the boss further back that way.
We're going to do it, one.
We're going here to be the entry.
Yeah, we're good.
And then we have the...
Soak coming up, we have a vicar for it.
Yeah, we have one too. One too in here.
Wanna bring it in?
No.
Watch it.
Holy fuck.
Yeah, I really want to.
Oh, get the fuck out of here.
I don't know what to expect.
There's a lot of people that went in that were not supposed to go in this.
Yeah, I was supposed to save.
Oh, I'm very confused.
I don't think I'll...
Come on.
I think we came in the wrong way.
Yeah, watch the weapons.
And then we clean the weapons guys.
And then after that,
We have all remaining people going in second, right?
I'm not going in, I don't want to.
Going in until the shed, have you done yet?
Far away, go far, go far, go far.
I'm going to heal the area for you.
You guys are getting hacked hard.
I think so.
The creeps on the boss are very hard, yeah.
I'm going to bring boss in the middle.
D.Va with Spanner coming.
I'll do it.
Don't be too close, don't they?
Knocked back on him.
He spoke to me, Christia said.
Don't die. I thought it was going to deal damage.
Yeah, same.
Not the same, bro, I'll crack it.
I mean, this charge will kill us, yeah.
So we dodge it.
I can still contest that.
I take Sky, by the way. You can take that.
I don't know.
And of course, remember, we're going to focus the big boys.
Dodge coming here, we dodge.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine
And another one, watch out guys
I'm killing these boys here
I need to pick up the bodies to kev up
Like we learned in the spot
A lot of bleeds, maybe tiny bloke me a bit
I'll just get the cleft from the vocal
I'm going to get the cleft from the vocal
And make sure to pick up the blue there guys
Get off the spider on the floor
Don't trigger it
We need more paper
We need actually more than 20
So we need to go for another round guys
We'll have very much money to say and three more people. Okay. We're good
Okay, we're going into this corner here pink web
And down is a nice means and of course doing it on blue
I don't know
Make a good path you go at this make a nice path here
and then the remaining people, just hoping they are going to be in the far jack sprint
careful of the web, careful of the web
take portal and bring the boss into the middle
right don't it
do you also have a permanent one in your assault?
on the left on screen?
no, all i do actually
i also have a notification
Also, it goes away.
Okay, that's a wall.
That's even rushing this stage.
I'm not tracking the cleanse right now, so I'll just call one and I guess I'll see what I do.
You tank this one Robin, I'll take the other one.
Put this one out of him.
I'll do this.
I'll take Skry.
Put this more of them.
Let's get it.
Okay.
You want a battery?
You can battery it.
Actually okay, the big boys by the way.
They are the ones cutting us.
What's your charge here?
Peek-a-boo
You can already pick up a Bob's if you are...
Where's the Clansman here?
Private Clansman?
Yeah
Bob's just glad to know if I can start again with Clans
Yeah, everyone pick up, yeah
Yeah, everyone needs to have...
We need 25 in total, so we need...
The Russian please?
Two rounds out of them
You're going to send us during this Etsy?
You don't have much else
You have Israeli discuss now
And four more pickups
And then come and bring it.
Yeah.
This time was quicker.
Was even quicker than this.
I never saw it.
Yes, you need to use it.
Hello?
Use it?
Hello?
Use it?
Yeah.
Do you want wings on this?
Yeah, we'll send them the next launch.
Don't trigger the webs.
Don't trigger.
And cleaning blue.
Get new webbings and then the clean blue guys.
Watch both costs.
get up this one
then we have group one and two
I mean everyone good
aim them in
behind close friend
oh
you get the right damage first
go fire with it
he's definitely here
go boss guys
push
one
win rush move click
you can pop one
What is this last?
Well, he didn't...
Okay, group one and two are staying here, group three and four move a bit away.
Yep, that's correct.
I left the Ato, I left the Ato first.
It's like we left a kinder, it's a little...
Going in, group one.
We're killing the harboringers of course guys, that's not a problem thing to stand home.
Yeah, definitely not faster, just made up.
And then we're watching the beam come up soon, we're going over the bridge.
We're going to be in front of you guys, in front of you guys, I can't turn anymore, okay?
We need to wait a little bit.
Watch this slice, sir.
Wait.
The group is carried by the enemy.
What the fuck is...
We're a little bit split, but it's fine.
We can space?
Yeah, we need to split up, yeah, like...
Yeah, yeah, we can split up when the next time we go down, right?
Yeah, yeah, group 2, we're determined where we will split up, guys.
Let's see.
Group 2, getting ready.
Just follow your time, guys.
Just follow your time.
I'm staying here.
We just go.
Group 1, we just run, yeah.
Get it.
All the way.
Pop some coolies
That's good group one. Go here
Get a harbinger's inside place. Watch the tentacles outside
Then we have the beam coming in the inside
Watching the beam here
Only a little bit more
Yeah, only harbingers. There's one ad going in. You don't know
And then you're getting ready. Okay, there's things inside
It was maybe a little bit tight guys, so should hold all, yeah.
Get away from us, Wu.
Yeah.
Run away and take the gateway back.
Take the gateway back in after.
Prepare.
I'm gonna take the superior version.
He's barrier and rewind it.
And we're going to the left group.
Look up.
Green group going to move, yeah, to the left as well.
Okay, there is a map.
Open the stop where you're going guys, yeah.
Yes.
It was up across the map.
channel one guy inside if you can see see the ads on in the opposite of you on
this ping guys this would be very difficult can you root them
We have 6 seconds only guys, send it home, kill the smallest guys, we are out there,
team was cucking us.
We have 4 of big personals.
Big personals, really big, really big.
I'm just rallying, I'm more than with the Evo
We need to kill the arts over there
Yeah
We're getting big truckers now
I'm fucking dead too
Now I'm bringing the TPs
I want some of the Ego
Inside the BZ
There's a farm on the left side
I'm going to aim the B-Mailer a bit more to...
Actually, that's better
Yeah, as if you can guys
Watch the beam
Yeah, I'm aiming it a little bit more like this
So you guys have a faster access to it
Yeah, it's fine. But it is easy to out going in.
Does anyone have anything?
The bush clicks.
I can kill him now.
It's fine.
Do you need to kill the watcher as well?
Otherwise the boss is per machine.
Yes.
Yes, jeez.
Yeah, I'm left damage inside or what?
No, the beam boss.
No, the beam boss is bad.
Are you wiping here?
No no no.
He's dying.
Oh.
He's trying to get killed or something.
No, not dying.
We can anchor him.
He's got a cast inside.
He's going to interrupt.
Well maybe we should just...
You should just kill the boss.
And...
Yes.
Okay, so you don't need to rush.
You can rush someone else.
Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah, who has a spam?
E.G.
Yes, I have.
Just kill only the boss and someone is going to kick the watch under the boss.
Yeah, under the boss.
He's channeling.
There's no combat vessels in our side
Unless someone has an engineering item
I stopped killing the watcher kill the boss
No boss on CCs
That's best anyone, anyone in range
They can't right now because they're in a different phase
Amazing
Who's that there?
CC the aards, CC the aards
On the opposite side
Follow me
We're not going through
A lot of ads soon
I think we need some biking, let's go!
Yeah, let's go!
First charge is coming, go around blue guys, form a box around blue. Do not hit hit by the charge everyone else.
Let's sprint out of him.
Don't hit each other of course.
Next one around diamond.
I'm going to sprint out of him. I'll do it as soon as I can.
Charge is coming now.
Now is good.
You see your circle as well.
Don't hit each other, don't hit the previous ghosts.
Yes.
Now go in there.
And then bring the ghosts here.
SMH first.
And then five and a half.
Robo-Sally?
Oh, OK.
Try it.
Bring me the one.
It's OK.
Mostly, don't you think?
I'm maybe going a little bit closer.
What?
And look how much growth, huh?
Yeah, what other spirits can just go for him?
Is ready charges now or?
Go around green
And one of the decimates snites the one in the back
in blue
In resin
I do
One in the harbor
He's passing the killer
Very nice
You don't sprint this guys
You run out yourself
Run out?
And again the Ryzen's barrier
Barrier?
Getting the barrier
Blue as the box guys
New charges on blue
Around blue
Tank will sprint it
And go
Won't get hit if you're not targeted
double hit it's exploded it's fine and use a rise you rest already no
he rest around the blue again the charge is coming maybe some room much
the charge is a big sprint now I'm going to fill them with the decimates
There's one far away
We're getting there, we're good
Let's see how the...
A new mark maybe?
Yeah
Not like this
Not as good
Don't get greedy guys, don't get greedy
Me and Z
I can't
Nice team stun this man
We'll have rally
Throwing away?
need a little tiny person
can you see this one?
it doesn't work, it's good
and then we have a new blue
no sprints for this guys, you use your own shit
go go
go and get it if you're not targeted
big go down here
and new blue
thank you sprint as soon as it's ready
three, two, one
go go
just don't stand the other ones of Kostkas
don't hit each other
If you just get charged in fighting everyone
Edward decimates here everything here everything with estimates use both AMZs
It didn't hit soon. It's fine
We're doing another one here of course cause like
Yeah, no this blue
Yeah, and one of the decimates will clear the old ones after
2 decimates here, everyone with the personal one is the star
All the world
Every personal, yeah that's barrier
We just run 5 of the sharing, yes
We have one alive though I think
That's not good
On this one you need, unless it's a week you need personal scouts
Just sell the leveling rush
Personal, personal, personal
You're not gonna live on, I'm sick of it
Oh, baited
New box, new box, okay
I think we just don't break anymore, just place them
but don't break them kill them all for next week
sure yes but don't get hit by the charts if you're not targeted make sure you're on the right path
DKS are in front of you guys
don't get hit don't get hit don't get hit don't get hit don't get hit guys
whoo watch it over there place a new mark
oh this may just no no just go on the line like make a like this you know a mark a mark
i think boss might be dead i'm good nervous now yeah no but this is easier you know to
with us on the site.
Armana.
Armana necks.
One neck, please.
Two necks.
Five.
First reveps in 10 seconds.
I will call it strands from now on.
Trans will go to the left.
Strands or debuffs?
Reminds me of debuffs now.
I know.
Next level's on the first one.
Strands to the left.
Yeah.
Oh, exact.
What is also good.
Get ready for the poison waves soon.
Leave far out poison waves as well.
These reveps we dodge on the rest.
Quick, good space.
Watch the webs under us, watch the webs under us, we're gonna lag it soon.
Let's use Naut's role for the lagging always.
I mean, platform, or whatever you want.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
That's a good idea.
Get your hands out here.
Kick late here.
I got it late.
Yeah, watch this barrier.
Okay, okay.
Press the one hand.
I'm getting hats, hats that you oppressed them.
I mean, what's your feet doing?
So pressing these watch your feet now after watch your feet
And the strands will go left after
And Janky can sprint strands to the left our left guys
And gathering up and watch the poison waves if we need to rewander them
And be like it
Yeah, replace here in the book this is the Zephyze here though and getting the talents and the deal gather up
Gathering thing
So all to the go to the right
A big mobility can place left and then run the right in you
It's trans coming please sprint to the right boys follow the waves out
Maybe we went everywhere right go to the left
Great going to the right now next evers will go to the left
France will go to the left so of some sprint and ending now watch it and watch
your feet everyone else breaking box what you feed get into the shit bucket
what's your feet yeah that's fine yeah it was a bit tight and we can again we
can reserve I guess for the gates move our friends and now we'll roar this
and we're flying again you'll rewind before the thing
what's your guys for too far ahead it's a new one now yeah very good get in
you can Zephyr Frager it's coming soon with strands going to the right thank
you sprint in so when you get it France going to the right basic
Care press what you are in from the boss give them room give them room
Okay, next adds again, and we watch your feet during this. That's your prestige
Mastin's time down. I use before what's your feet as that's visa
watch me
Great damage and now we're soon to the next spot. No gateway on this guys
Yes
Where are you rewind when we are getting there?
We do
Do you have the totem?
Yes
I do have it in
I can't sprint in here
We're getting the barrier
Get in
And it goes again
There's something in the poison
Watch the adds coming soon
We're looking up res
Hand breath right over now
No, I'm still on Aston
Okay
I'll oversight it for again
All right
Poison waves coming soon
Watch it, love
Nice
That's the real end of sandwich coming watching our feet soon. Next that's plus BU frag all pressing
Watch the webs under you if I treat what you feed what you eat
Just on ready mr. I don't
I've seen
That's not these only you
namesy
He names you honey diva
He names you before you leave
And just don't walk through too much shit here ever rest up again
Yeah, you can reservo and you can insert gateway moving
Just get perfect you should be around there get in get in
Pull you a bit
You go to the right strands to the right click sprint to them now
The right it's fine you go to the back middle then after this way
This is not even bad.
That's coming soon.
Okay, you can rush, man.
May see no press and stuns.
Nice, you can stun as well now.
Where are they both coming?
Extrants to the left.
Right, towards the right.
And watch feet.
Watch feet.
Jank's feet now.
Watch feet.
Oh, I meant the feet.
Pressure feet.
Pressure feet is running.
He just executes.
That's right sir true work gosh damn what's this loot a rep palette in with a weapon ready to go like that's a
that's an interesting one
What's the ritual what's the ritual I might there be it's a just a delicious little
All turd, right you mouth, there it is, nutty, beautiful.
Mm.
Thanks mate.
Yes, for Dalloram, it exploded, oh no, lost!
Killing the boss, and it's at 4%.
Look at that, the room twist is spouting the last parasites.
Oh, jump straight to the box, what the hell?
Damn, he valiantly, valiantly looked at the box, that is, um, a strong choice.
That is one of the choices you could have made that is the most choice of these times
The patient! You're going to be fine! Preach a warrior about it!
Yes!
Oh no! Now lick it up!
Kick fart! KKI!
Now let's talk about Charity for Kids!
There's no way we're going quad DKs because it is mad if we're not bringing Narko because he's as geared
Three forests of Lordaeron whispered the name
They're not going to get cold in the room, but that's a lot of people getting real cold.
That's a fail. You failed.
Come on, just pop it in there.
All the way. Come on now. Keep going. There we go. Nearly done.
Oh, yes. All the ice, mate. Pop it in.
Plop that in your cup, mate.
We're going to come real brief. We're just going to watch out.
I'm so good in this situation.
We can't got the
Oh, we beat it. I'm sending one over to you Jesus. It's been such a good dog picture
Yeah, that's why I'm waiting for a pull any minute now.
I'm real. God bless Echo and their lack of ability to pull a boss.
We are joined by the one, the only, Zalata. I didn't really judge your feet out.
I didn't make them up, yay?
He's covered. I didn't take his toes.
You didn't take the toes?
What we're saying here is, what's going on? How's it going for you?
I feel lovely like a princess.
I've searched for so long.
Oh my gosh! Are you okay?
I'm a patient.
Oh we do?
You need to scrap in right now.
Calm down.
No, I think he's not okay.
Okay, let's have a look at the patient.
I'm gonna put the patient on the table.
Oh, that looks bad.
Oh my god, it's real.
It's very bad.
What do you think?
Well, there's a few lacerations to the abdomen.
I think it's a proctalgia.
You think it's proctalgia?
You think it's butt hurts?
Okay, we can have we can have an investigation of the anus first up
Can you can you get me masked up and gloved up?
I will of course, let me get my gloves on first
How long have you been working in this hospital?
This is my first time
I can tell
Foktaujo is not usually the thing we would first present with in this sort of case
I think it's pretty important
There are multiple contusions and lacerations to the entire abdomen
You're still talking!
Yes, that's my job! He's not dying! Do we have an anesthesia?
We need some succinothonium, please.
I think this will do.
Okay, sure. Whatever you say.
That's the wrong side.
Okay, what do we have? Do we have...
Do we have anesthesia here? Is he under?
Yes, yes, he's totally under.
Okay, we need the masks on as well, please.
And then I need you to drape the patient for a minute.
I will drape the patient for you in just a moment, Dr. Medic.
Okay, yeah, that's good. Uh-huh. Yeah, this is
It's gonna be very audible for the people who might be watching from the gallery
Just put it on please
I'm just so nervous. Thank you. I think he's dying to the proctor
You learn one word in med school. It's not funny a man's life is at stake. Okay. Let me invest the game
Oh, he's bleeding!
I only have one good eye!
Okay, can you drape the patient for me please?
I'm draping the patient!
The clamps are for the anal fissures!
That's not a drape! That's a medical mask!
The drape is over here, here you are!
I'm draping the patient!
We need to be able to access the thoracic cavity, okay?
On the side, yeah, nice.
Okay.
And then some tape, please, or some clamps to keep that down.
I'll investigate.
Okay, so how are you feeling?
Okay, can't answer because he's under anesthesia, yeah, that makes sense.
That is how that works.
Probably should have known, shouldn't I?
Okay, do we have a scalpel?
We do have a scalpel, doctor Medic.
Okay, that's a pair of tweezers.
But we can try.
Okay.
Alright, alright.
As a medical student, can you explain to me where you would, what you'd access
first?
I would access that middle area.
The part of your brain that remembers things, I would try to do that, too.
The middle area.
Who was your supervisor?
I would start with the middle.
You start with the middle, okay.
You're gonna be fine priest, don't worry about it
He has some butterflies in his stomach, so we're gonna try and remove the butterflies if we can
Is this one of your hairs?
Probably
It's a bit too short, I think you might be mine
It's usually weird where some sort of hair net for this sort of situation
But here we go, okay
He's bleeding!
Okay, you're not very chill
Okay, aha!
We have the butterfly removed from the stomach
No wonder you're the proctals!
Butterflies in your stomach would cause proctalgia. You can also have growths in your stomach.
Depending on what you eat, usually the hydrochloric acid will remove it for you, obviously.
But it doesn't work in every case. I've seen a bit of broccoli pulled out of someone's life.
You're talking while he's dying!
We've removed the butterflies. I think next I would do the foot.
You do the foot.
The left one.
The left foot. Okay, well that's this.
Yeah, okay. This is right. Okay, this is...
Okay, I'm gonna close to me. Okay, good job. His Achilles heel is slightly elastic, but I think we can make this work
Let's have a try
I
There's an Achilles heel as well will remove that very good. Can we have a bit of tape for the wind please?
Come on mate, he's dying and you're not hurrying up.
I'm sorry, what are we doing now?
The tape on the wound!
I'm taping it, I'm taping it.
That's whole area isn't scowl anymore but we've set to live with it.
I think he's waking up, I think he's waking up.
He's waking up?
Yes!
Okay, he's still asleep, we're fine.
Ah!
It helped with his pencil hand as well, we got that out, do you think that air you up?
Thank you so much.
Okay, this is great, this is great.
I need that
Okay, he also has a spanner in his foot that is somehow taped back down to his other foot now
You need to be a bit more careful with this tape and here we are. There's his spanner
Have you noticed any arthrosis?
No, I've only seen Pyrrexia
Pyrrexia, you think it's fibril?
Yeah, it's some Rhyderia
I don't think his fever and his nose running are the most important things in the world right now
I'm gonna be honest
He's still got some spare ribs that we must
Stearn it eight I can't even remember what that means. He's got what?
Sneeze he's intubated
There we go have a spare oh my god, I'm so
Would you save that for your dog later?
That would be great.
I will do that.
Okay, do you think we need to remove his funny bone?
He'll be more like Preach then.
I don't think he has a funny bone.
Okay, very much like Preach.
Yeah, it's true.
We shouldn't be laughing. This is serious medicine.
I think there might be some laughing gas in his room.
Yeah, quite possibly.
We do have a broken heart.
Afraid that that's going to be quite difficult to extract here.
Do you have him on bypass?
Yeah, I bypassed him multiple times.
Okay, let's just ignore him and walk into another room apparently.
Yes.
Oh, this is a toughie.
You're not really helping now, I'm gonna be honest, but...
I'm still looking up on YouTube how to do...
There we are.
We got rid of his heart!
An aberration. Good job!
Are you supposed to get rid of the heart?
If we're trying to be preacher makes the most of...
Oh no! No, lick it off!
Wake it up. I think we saved him. Oh my god, we did it. High five. Thank you so much doctor. Let's go
I cannot believe it.
Okay, he might be dead now.
He might be dead now. Just give him more beans.
We removed his heart and beans are good for the heart.
Let's listen in with wave.
But at the start, we are so clean. Echo is so clean on these initial egg cracks right
right and then they missed it
get on the fucking floor!
that was a classic cast of course
waiting down it
oh these toes are so tasty Jesse
nibbling on my tongue
yoink it with your eyes
I don't like feeding you but
oh my god
oh lord
that is instant pain
alright
alright then
Alright. He leads our raid. He is Scripe.
Do you like green eggs and wipes?
I do not like them, sets her Scripe.
I do not like green eggs and wipes.
I do not like them with a roger.
I do not like them with a spider.
I do not like them with a worm.
I do not like them, I confirm.
I do not like them in a raid.
I do not like them, I'm afraid.
I do not like green eggs and wipes. I do not like them, said subscribe.
How intently Roger is staring at the screen saying, can I see the swirls? Can you see the swirls?
Under 10 percent!
Under 10 percent for Echo A monumental!
From them!
That was phenomenal!
Oh he's getting worse!
He's getting worse!
I think drinking the milk will spread it around the mouth.
That's what I think I did that.
Oh yeah!
Yeah, the rich. Yeah, no, no, no.
This is my third shoe in a row. I'm just putting shit in my mouth.
God, I am so fucking irked.
Huh?
I'm hyped, I mean.
What?
You guys have been asking as to, you know, how strong Canex is in this particular encounter.
So I've had a little bit of a look and I can show you exactly what purpose he is fulfilling with the help of production here, okay?
I look too much around.
What is my purpose?
You kill worms and give Mark of the Wild.
Oh my god.
Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.
Huge book.
What? Absolutely massive.
And you can see one or two changes,
one or two minor changes
to how they're pulling that,
and that boss is dead.
Thank you so, so much.
And we have raised an amount
that I think, have we?
Yeah, we've broken 10,000.
No way!
We have broken 10,000.
Dollars.
Hey, what's up? Big round of applause for everyone who has done the little done.
Yeah.
See, I do prefer six big ones.
Yeah.
Okay, not underneath.
Only two.
Easy for us. Saved.
One's also.
That's over with.
We are all tied up here in Cologne.
Echo has managed to do it in good stead before they go to bed.
Do we have anything to change?
Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's time that we all
New Eye, Geith, and everyone in the chat
Can we salute our boy, Canitz?
Who is likely to not see any more of this race.
He did his job, he paid his dues.
My munchin'.
As he gazes into that doorway, he knows his own porroed time.
I think not be over for him, but for now, it's definitely over for you.
I think it's awesome.
Oh no!
I walk a lonely road!
So good.
Welcome to your first race to the world first, Alex.
Yeah, well...
It's all this f**k.
Okay, but then it's fine.
I just thought of f**k out of it.
That's not a bad thing, I like that thing.
Huh?
That's the surprise.
What's with your self?
Talking to the kill video, it's fine.
Andres is coming for it.
That's the greatest ever.
Rally, teleplays.
Double.
Respread.
Respreading again.
Get your doubles.
Cushion damage guys.
Re-spreading.
Teleplays.
If you don't have it, you pre-spread premium.
Hello TD
At your eggs. That's to be ready. We need
bossing boss
What's your feet? Hello, please be spreading
Street there watching feet again. I'm by health options free here better place
Reverse ready at your eggs interdoubles
Be spreading
Hello, TD. You good guys
bossy place coming
B spread
Passing TD
Did you doubles watch your feet
Get your focusses and watch your feet again
Yes, we press back
Pre-Prin, I'll be back
I'll cut Metastom
B spreading
So, watching feet
Tell it late
Keep watching
We don't have egg bricks
We'll pre-spread premium
Tell it CD and be ready with everyone to
Watch your feet
Watching feet and leaving good
Passing plays coming
see place going watching watching again
pre-spreading now I'll see you watching I'm moving soon we're like one and a half
percent ahead guys like I said just play safe watch feed watch feed look at blue and
green quick now watch quick beat again have a place soon will I worry hit your
I'm watching feet
But your focus is up
Watching feet
Awesome pre-spread
You're kicking?
Hello Tili
Watching feet
Pulling over
Pick
Good
You mean it?
Are you snagged this time?
Marks are up
Watch feet though
And blue is far
Does the play is going?
Pre-spreading
We're sending star home
For the Jalli
We're good, we're good.
Map God Star and personal, watch feet.
Watch feet, watch feet.
Watching feet again.
We're ready, we need Tatsu.
Orb is dead.
B spread.
I don't have nothing to tell me.
Back up, purple.
Hello, Lace.
Watch feet, watch feet.
Finish the spiders.
Finish the spiders a bit.
Resmini.
mini eggs coming she's pretty much done if you don't have it he's pretty much
you don't have it hello TD what's the deal that's rewind soon next star you want
not watch me okay so that's right keep kicking I'm gonna one by one that's
1v1, range kick kick kick
Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up
This one
He next?
B spreading now
B spreading
Back up next
Off-staff's way again
B
Finish the worm now guys
Watch feet, watch feet, watch feet, very tight
Doesn't it drop?
Yeah, blast the worm
Just get it
yeah watch it watch it watch it watch it
you're going in the middle?
right, there's a spider
that's him
please spread here
please spread
drawers
and feet, watch feet
thanks, lozha, watch your spree
I'm fine I'm fine
fun, sick
watch your feet, guys
see you soon, thanks again
EAT!
After next feet you're spreading out.
EAT!
I'm pre-splitting.
Celery 1.
Re-mume.
Everything.
Re-mume, pre-splitting.
Our push inside.
I'm inside.
Keep the tank up.
And if you see this, stay alive.
Aim these.
I have a lot.
Van attack rest.
Return please.
And also, watch.
Watch out for everything.
We are all tied up here in Cologne!
Echo has managed to do it in good stead before they go to bed.
Here we go.
It's in an ominous, scary, alright we've got floor medic right now.
After adjusting the camera it'll impact the knocking while slithering across the floor.
I need you to zoom in on me as well and I'll show it off.
We can maybe go to my- Oh no!
A hot chip challenge, there we go.
The hot chip challenges are available.
Very scary.
I should have stopped saying that.
So yeah, this, what does it say?
So it is the world's hottest chip spiced with unique mix of the hottest natural chili
peppers in the world.
Oh no.
Oh my word.
Why have we done this?
Just going to open it, just to see what's like on the inside, oh okay it's sealed.
Not again, we're not going through this again.
Why have I done this?
You love spicy things right?
Wait are we doing this?
No I'm just showing it off
It's straight like a coffin
On the inside
Very ominous
Any last words?
Why is it getting worse?
It gets worse
I think that's like a little tattoo
And we're getting a tattoo
So you said you wouldn't get a tattoo right?
You've got about one of these
And here's the chip.
Yes, so let's have a little scale comparison, hot sauce wise.
I'm saying that as if you can't hear me, I assume you can't hear me speaking to Mitch.
Oh no.
Where are, oh god.
Oh my word, yes, Mitch is going to explain it to us because I think he's a little bit
more of a connoisseur than you or I, a bit of an aficionado.
It just looks hot.
It does look hot, testing.
I can hear you.
Hello.
Okay, so if you guys remember in Subbooker, the hot sauce challenge we did,
challenge we did. I believe that hot sauce was 15 million schoolable units.
15 million! What was the barbecue sauce? Because that's the one I had then, that was
really spicy. I can't remember. They're sweetbells of the Bob. I don't remember
what that one was but just comparatively that was like way off the charts.
Right. It was like ridiculous. Okay. So law enforcement pepper spray is
apparently in the range of two to five million. Okay. Excellent. You're gonna
to be basically be eating what you'd be pepper sprayed with. Oh delicious! Yeah! Oh! I eat
that anyway! Yeah that sounds great! Should be pretty good. We have milk on standby. Yeah,
we don't have anything else though so... That's fine. That's alright, it's very spontaneous.
Yeah, that's fine. I mean... He's supposed to eat half? Well, I believe you're supposed
to put the whole package in. I'm not sure though, we can look up a video if you want.
No, it's fine.
We need a tutorial.
It does.
It comes with lots of little things in here.
No, don't.
It's just put on the gu-
But you gotta-
It comes with a glove?
Yes.
Wait!
Don't wait!
I just want to mention this to you guys
because this is serious, right?
When you're doing this,
please make sure you don't rub your eyes.
Don't put your fingers anywhere near your eyes.
I would probably use the glove.
And we will bring you some wet wipes afterwards
so you don't accidentally touch anything.
Instructions unclear.
Yeah.
I'm kidding. All right, so gloves, this is scary. Yeah. I'm so excited. I'm really looking forward to this.
Actually, I do like spicy things, but I don't think this is going to be nice.
Oh, it says, can you normally, it settles off for around five minutes.
Oh, we've got four minutes of pain. So four minutes before the end of our shift, that's from order.
So you can see the full pain scale. Oh, no looming.
Shall I read a little bit more about them? Oh, yeah. That would be wonderful.
So me and Jordan are going to be eating these chips.
is um warning or after good start high capsaicin content product is not intended for children
oh sorry um i guess i won't be doing it then pregnant and nursing women that's me out uh
keeping our richer from children avoid consumption if you are allergic to capsaicin or have health
problems especially especially gastrointestinal problems stomach ulcers or cardiovascular disease
What if I have a problem with walking into door frames?
This might help.
Avoid eating on an empty stomach.
We're good to be at lunch.
Yep.
During the consumption, we strongly recommend that you use protective gloves,
including the packaging, and avoid drinking carbonated drinks.
Okay.
If you have long lasting breathing difficulty after the consumption,
search for medical assistance.
Well, you've got medicine there, by three.
There we go.
Recommended surfing is half of the chip.
Okay.
Oh, to cool down spiciness. We recommend to drink milk or eat dairy products. I like that
Does milky bar count?
That's what I need to know. Milk's in the name. So yes, and it is chocolate
I'm sure stereo in there. Consider carefully whether you can really handle high level of spiciness
Yes, you got it
You got it. It's gonna be awful. It's gonna be the best. I love that. That's gonna be great. I'm very excited
I like this in a little coffin
Any last words?
Yes, I am suggesting half a chip.
I think...
I think that's fair.
Yep.
Half a chip each.
I don't know.
Let us know production, what chat's saying about that.
Whether or not that's satisfactory. We're going off of what the box says.
So, if it's saying no then...
Would you like a poll?
Glad you want us to put in the poll.
Well, if you vote to do a whole chip, there's no way anyone's going to vote.
Oh yeah, no, that's okay.
More spicy or less spicy?
Half the chip. Oh, no, they should just do the whole thing. What if would they ever vote for the other option?
Okay, there are some like what we can do is we can start with half and then if we feel that we can go again
We just do another half. We have got more chips
We'll see how it goes. I should really like spicy
Well, I think yeah
I think the idea is that we don't do it at the beginning of shifts because it might screw us up
Talking of which, what time is it?
Okay, we've got 20 minutes until me and Jordan are gone, so who are we doing in the next...
20 minutes until Doom.
Probably, we'll do it in like the next 15 minutes or so.
Okay.
Like the last 5 minutes, because apparently...
The immediate whole vote.
Because apparently, the, um...
The effect should last no more than 5 minutes.
So if we do it 5 minutes before the end, then if we can survive the whole 5 minutes,
you can go through that journey with us.
And if we can't, then oh well, we're getting out of shift a little bit early.
Play-by-play cast once we've had the chip. I was hoping that we'll be able to
pass something but yeah there is yeah I guess we could play-by-play cast the
splits or after this boss. For the boss? A ship for the boss.
Can we get like some milk in here? We've got to also use the glove.
Because you are wonderful charity donators. I'm going to take my glasses off.
goal that we set for us to have the chip roulette challenge.
Two millions go bald, I think I think jazz jazz suits.
Yep.
Chaotic spicy jazz time.
Perfect.
Okay, so we're gonna have this chair.
Oh, wait, do I need a love?
If you want, I can just take and hand it to you.
You're gonna feed me a spicy.
We might need like some sort of let's just move
the red balls at the moment. Yeah, just some sort of receptacle for some
spittage perhaps. We have like some tweezers.
Okay, so here we go. We've been taught.
Yep, so fingers away from the eyes.
Ideally, what I'd do is that I'll just, I'll hold it, you can bite it.
Yep, ang, and then I'll take the other half, okay?
What if I dribble on it?
I'm actually worried.
That was the worrying part.
This is a two and a half thousand scoville chip because you guys made it to nine and a half thousand
You actually broke through that and got to ten.
Oh my god, is this gonna be a...
Two and a half million, sorry, no two and a half thousand.
Two and a half million.
Oh, it smells.
It's got a funky look to it.
Do you want to take a good picture of that?
It's bad, Ellie. It's bad chip.
It really smells.
I'm gonna be re-breath.
Okay, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna...
It's spicy for my nose.
just clunk it in half a bit.
Yeah, maybe like break it.
Would you be happy for this piece?
Yeah.
For example?
All right.
Okay, so.
I just.
Do you just want to join kit with your,
I don't like feeling you, but.
Oh my God.
Oh Lord.
That is instant pain.
Okay.
Thank you.
Holy mother of God.
Ah, it feels like Sajun is having a party in my mouth.
Oh, that burns!
Oh, lord!
Oh!
Okay, how are you doing?
Yeah, very well.
This is really not really how I love charity.
Oh, okay.
It's burning.
The thing is, is that the initial hits crazy, then it settles for a minute.
Did we take some milk?
It settles for a little bit.
Let's see what happens.
Apparently, it builds an intensity over time.
And they're right, it does. I can feel...
Careful.
I love it here. It just doesn't stop.
What does it taste like?
It tastes like if you lick lava.
It's like just spiky pain, like if you ate...
A cactus.
A cactus. Spikes.
Oh, it's getting worse.
It's getting worse.
I think drinking the milk will spread it around the mouth.
That's what I think I did that.
It's like...
Oh, the milk is not normal milk either.
What do you mean it's not normal milk?
I don't know, it tastes like...
Fake milk.
Oh god, that's so much worse.
Oh man!
Did the milk made it worse?
Oh no!
Oh yeah, for sure!
Yeah, delicious!
Yeah, no go flat.
This is my third shrimp in a row where I'm just putting shit in my mouth.
I'm gonna have to rest by it and then have to stinging it.
You can come through and wave soon!
It is in waves!
Right on the tip of my tongue, also the roof of my mouth.
And it's also still getting worse.
I can almost not... like my tongue feels numb.
I don't know if that makes sense.
Oh my god!
What have we done?
Ugh!
Oh that is so...
I think that's the spiciest thing I've ever had.
I think I can see into the future.
Spoilers, it's hot!
It's hot!
I can't even laugh, it's pain!
I never knew breathing could hurt.
Very true.
Thanks for reaching 9,500 everybody.
Cheers everyone.
It's starting to settle.
Well, I'm not looking forward to the future.
Because I imagine
it's only half the battle.
Please tell me that Perftwister is in the future at least.
I think we've only
one half the battle here Jordan.
My ears are ringing.
Why are my ears ringing?
I can taste it in my feet.
I have like a cold sweat.
I can taste it in your feet.
It's enough about xylintos.
He can't keep up with dirty spirit up!
That's wild.
He didn't even try healing anyone else.
I'm just healing myself.
That's it. That's the whole fight. You've seen everything.
Now they just need to do that with...
Something more damage.
No.
That's penics?
away oh that seemed like we had a couple new changes all right so yeah
go away I mean good pull though good pull which come over here let me massage
no don't be dizzy around
Oh no!
Oh!
Run!
He's a f***ing ass laughing!
I feel like I'm gonna throw you to the ground.
For real.
Hopeful now that he's down.
Yeah, look at the face.
What's up, Mark?
He did it.
Great.
And there we go.
We've seen the anorhace.
This is really...
Although they have got a solution, everything's solved.
We can do this everything other again.
If the food at Dylan are enough, you just need to swallow your mouth and mic for a second.
Although you have a soul in this.
What you'll see if we can jump on over to the desktop catcher is we have
Marils tanking in the middle here, we have Xalateth in the top right corner
obviously watching over us.
Unfortunately the obelopes were covered in lead paint.
They've really done a number.
Have you heard of Richardson?
This is a co-chesson, I guess.
You can see just how much damage begins coming out.
Coming out 20.5, 20.4, 20.3
And I think that's it. All done 20.2
Meridz is eating that last little bit of challenge now
20.1 I don't think we're getting below it
20 on the dot
Eyyy
This has been a slow wormage of a way through
The bullet was already on the skin when it started and it's gone
millimeter by millimeter through. There's been no shooting here, but it's been a doodle, a trundle,
a trudge perhaps, a meandering path taken through those interruptible worms alongside the eggs with
the parasites solely infesting our very souls and now moving into the grasp of the nether
that has been Kivesa. It has been a joy to the whole, but also an experience of nightmare-ish
monstrosity I've loved every second of it but mostly I've loved the beans.
Damn dude, did you actually want to do it?
I said I'd do it.
It's only fair, I said I'd do it.
Jordan, do you speedrun it or should we introduce it?
Well, you can introduce it.
I'll get ready, you introduce it.
Okay, so this is a challenge that does make it way worse, so there we go.
This is a challenge that we were doing yesterday, I think.
Jordan and I had half a chip each.
We got to $12,500 for our wonderful, wonderful charity games for love that is helping children
in developing countries get the lifesaving care that they need in hospitals and kids
who are in hospital.
What?
Just realised it shaped like a coffin.
Yes!
I didn't realise that the whole time.
Any last words?
BST, you guys have been raising an incredible amount of money.
So thank you so, so much.
There's some awesome things coming up. Don't read. Just eat.
I wanted to see the challenge directive. I have to put on the glove.
I have to open it carefully and then eat it.
Suggested serving is half a chip. So I will be eating half a chip.
I will not eat a whole chip. Me and Jordan or Jordan and I had half a chip.
Yes. And it was sufficient.
Yes. It was fine. It was more than enough.
The goal is to handle heat for five minutes without drinking or eating,
apparently. Oh, really? So I'm going to attempt that.
I did not, within moments, I had my gullet full of...
This will be very much an attempt. I had Tabasco a couple of days ago and that hit the back of my throat and made me almost vomit on the show, so...
I can't remember the last time I had Tabasco.
It was a shot of Tabasco, like a full shot with three beans in the bottom of it as a punishment.
The surprise beans.
The surprise beans that almost made me vomit.
Well, I feel bad leaving you, but I'm not going to have one of those chips again.
No, you don't need to. No, you have to fill the gap.
Um, no, I think it's better that the gap is filled just with pain.
Just the sheer pain of it.
I disagree with that, but so here we go.
Are we going to have a custom camera?
Or you guys?
I don't think so.
Hold on.
But you've got to hold your horses here.
It has a very potent smell.
Because I don't want to get anything on anyone else
of my touch.
Yes.
Yep, so we're going to make it so that you're not
touching your eyes or anything like that.
But you can see Medic going in.
How do I half this?
Just buy into it, I suppose, mate.
If you're wondering how to half it.
Okay are we ready? Three, two, one!
That's a big bite, that's more than half. Well done.
A lot more.
I'm gonna move that down for you if that's okay.
Yep.
There we go. How are you feeling?
Oh that might as well finish it now.
Well if you want to.
Okay that's a full, that's a double dosage.
How's it going?
It...
This is two and a half million Scoville by the way.
Let go.
This is like eating a pepper spray.
Oh god.
Are you saying that the Ninja Kick isn't that hard?
It's not so bad!
It's really fucking...
It really f*****g f*****g...
It certainly lowers your social barriers.
I didn't mention...
I get...
The hiccups...
I get to eat spicy food, so...
I'm just gonna sit here and hiccup.
He can't go away!
That's getting real hard.
I'll bless you.
Look into the camera as well, the tears...
I just get...
I just get a hiccup.
there's just a thing how's it how's it taste it doesn't really taste this is
something I really dislike with spicy food but it's just deliberately spicy
because it just hurts like good Indian food when it's spice well it's
delicious yeah but this is just painful how do you handle spice normally I'm
usually like a good spicy Indian food I'm salivating quite a lot but you do
Really well a good like spicy Indian dish, you know very tasty love it
But it has to be well cooked spices. This is just deliberately like trying to kill you. Yeah, no
It's it's it's there just as a challenge. I you've done so well
I'm crying I mean it's meant to be five minutes long there. Yeah, it's been like 20 seconds
It's actually been far longer than that
You've seen time it's got a little bit. It's just all numbers and yeah, are you seeing into the future yet?
Yeah, the next pull is the kill. Oh, there we go. Knowledge gained. Would you like some milk? I'm actually okay
I think you're gonna set back down into it. I
Mean we can do some whipped cream. I feel okay. Do you want some Tabasco with it? No, I'm good
No, I'm very impressed a round of applause
How long is it be? Oh, I need to wash my hands though because I'm not gonna miss that
Can you mute my mic? I'll tell you what what we'll do if you already want it. Yeah, let's have a little listen
we'll wave, well I'm super impressed, round of applause, we'll be back very soon as we're
going to be jumping into this. My friend was coming over and he's that guy who's always,
always winning Mortal Kombat so I told him to get ducked.
Yep. Even if the path was it was a little bit scuffed.
Yeah you can see what happens here with the eternal night with the damage just pulsing
out across the rays.
So maybe now she doesn't die. How long did he go there for? That was crazy.
Something's a such job.
They're such shenanigans.
We've been doing a little investigation.
I've got a scoop.
Something's going on.
Don't you tell me otherwise.
I've been on the internet.
I don't know what's happening.
We have no idea what's going on.
But there is something suspicious.
Oh, nice.
Nice.
Gingy, Gingy's been very much on form.
Who is getting through those gaps?
a new best for Echo, Wall Life doing everything he can to get that boss that little bit lower,
Mera's refusing to fall into the twisting nana, but unfortunately, death comes to us all, Mera's
as with the boss down to 8.5% off, Mera's finally falling 8.74%, a new best for Echo.
I think Revez is about 78 years old. That's my theory, because we've never seen him in person.
He's never come to any event. He's been here for years. He always rocks. I guarantee he
sits there with a cigar, a pint of bitter, and a brown sugar, and you just like, kill it,
mosh.
So what you need to do is every game when you get into chat you need a copy-pasted message.
And what it says is, dearest teammates, I am much better than you are.
So if you could please just focus on playing around me, that would be advisable.
If you do not do this, I will run it down, because you are wasting my time, and
that I deserve to be in challenge.
Kind regards, and every time they make a mistake,
you copy paste that, put it in again,
and if they mute you, you start pinging,
it's like, hey, I'm paying attention to you.
I was just wondering if kindly you could explain
why you are so trash.
They sent me an Amazon wish list,
on it was one item, just a book.
That is legit, buddy.
HAHAHAHA
So Mitch has been hearing phantom footsteps for weeks in a room occupied by Chris
and he's not doing anything at all which leads me to believe that Jesse's a ghost
Please pull the boss
6.8% for the balleriner!
This is going so well!
Half the rate remaining with 5.7 we have a few more seconds before the final eclipse hits and clears the floor
Everyone getting hit by the last one!
We'll have a few people live narco live mirrors live nice means live Revis as well nice means the last
He has a live of the bosses at five percent
Running around the Setherlock with the dog ticking. Oh, what a ball
They should be very happy about the boss going down sub four percent three point nine percent something
Smiles across the faces of the players in echo. I feel feel like you would be worth trying
And I don't know if that agrees with me. I think it'd be worth trying one pole where Kara was on the couch
Since every pole since she sat down it's been cursed. Yeah, I'd like that
Maybe at the desk or take a little break
No, she stayed on the couch too long. She's back tomorrow round eight the show to pick back up. Thank you everybody. Good night
I called for the show to and Mitch
I'm saying if you're gonna put zero okay, but I would make sure
that you find one is fine point two is fine but you know it's not fun
I'm expecting to go that's some crazy in max yeah is your point one second
World market charges
Do the world markers
All sort of course all sort of the positions
Watching feet
I'm watching orbs
Middle charges coming through the middle being spread
watching feet
Watching orbs
Into your spots
Marker charges coming
With the war markers
boss relative positions
watching feet
watching orbs
Middle charges coming
through the middle
they spread
watching feet
watching orbs
mission soon
Get to your spots
and step is up
What is he up to do?
Noob
Noobs
He will be on the cast basically
Just go, just go
Yeah, respecting
by fire
Watching me go twice in a row, I think
Watching feet, staying spread, watching feet
Watching orbs
Spirit link it
Got everyone here
We just went out, so now put it up
Last intermission coming
In boots, in boots
Remember the power dops is in this phase as well
Stay alive
Have a giant
I'm definitely gonna
I'm sorry I hope for
15 seconds
This is here! 100% again and absolutely crazy amount of damage out as the boss is trying to take them out of the Eclipse, but it's not enough as ECHO, and managed to catch up to liquid as the boss goes down.
This is it! 100% they're getting an absolutely crazy amount of damage out as the boss is trying to take them out
But it's not enough as Echo and managed to catch up to Liquid as the boss goes down!
There we go, look at that! That is horrible!
This is so not okay, and the fact that you mentioned it, and the fact that you brought it up is also not okay
If you or a family member is suffering from League of Legends, there are ways you can get help
First off, reaching out to other friends or finding a support group in your area.
Secondly, installing BattleNet and the World of Warcraft add-on can allow you to get out of that spiral.
What is he giggling about? I mean, he's really enjoying himself! What's happening?
Just loves this boss, that's what it is.
I think how easy to ranged is usually.
Like literally laughing at looking at ranged POV and just like doing so much work.
That was perfect. We just have death sitting coming down, much new best pull. That is not okay.
That is not okay. I'm so sorry.
Tons of guys have this problem. It's not a big deal.
Hello everybody, and welcome to Who's Madness Anyway.
I forgot I was in there, man. Everybody help me.
The game where the points are like healers, they just don't matter.
Things you can say in a raid that you cannot say in the bedroom.
Uh, okay, you go do splits with Jinji, I'm gonna pull someone else.
Same question.
Can you explain in detail why you failed the last time?
If you've never followed the race before, I don't even play World of Warcraft, which of course many of you do.
Everything will reset for us in the EU on Wednesday.
It will be Tuesday for the US because they are desynced because, yeah.
We have had an enormous $1,000 donation from Minnie's Mum.
I'd love to tell you, your son is wonderful.
There's so much to do.
Oh my goodness, I can't even...
There's a lot of overlaps here.
I think you were very much right.
This is going to be very much an overlap phase.
Yeah.
It's an intertipid production put there to give us some context here.
Context here is the HP when they come out of phase is the amount of HP Kai Bezahat.
What?
Guys, we have a datamined secret cutscene.
Why don't we see this super amazing datamined cutscene spoiler?
Whoa!
What is it?
I wonder.
It's almost over.
What's that Sally beans?
Your ambition was rare, you know.
Yet despite even betraying your own mother.
She'll kill you.
Here you are!
Oh, not the beans!
Oh, stop!
Nasty!
When did it kick in? Is it like a slow berm?
Shut up!
Oh, there it is!
Oh my!
Merry Christmas!
You look like you've made a mistake!
Do you feel like you've made a mistake?
I'm sorry!
You're gonna spit again?
You need to learn to swallow!
And on that bomb show, who beat you at youth?
Indeed.
See you tonight everyone.
Tomorrow.
I have to administer a spanking.
Hello everybody!
And welcome to who's house with the dead man.
Anyway
The game where the points are like healers, they just don't matter I'm joined today by preach somehow the most popular cast here despite hating cats
Loving feet always smelling like beans
Alex our own personal Bob Ross anytime you see him a key first he says everything's fine
Happy little accidents, and then he dies. Yeah, that's about right Jordan aka ok mage actually short for ok reds the mage again
One of the smartest Moonken players in the world, which is like being the highest
augmentation of ochre on the details meter, nobody cares.
And we've got Medic joining WoW from the League of Legends scene, funnily enough, when he joined
the cast, all of a sudden, WoW, until we saw his play, which is what we said, LOL.
That works in so many levels.
That's very good, boss.
And we're here to joke about World of Warcraft, a global game that recently settled
debate about metric versus imperial lizard has made it clear they are only
interested in I'm gonna ask some questions or set up a scenario and call on
one of our contestants to answer we'll start with an easy one medic you guys
can hear me in your headsets right yeah she speak okay cuz I can't hear
myself so I was just... Oh turn up the side time. I have but it's...
He's got tech issues. He's got skip, he's got tech issues.
Medic, things you can say in a raid that you cannot say in the bedroom.
Uh, okay you go do splits with Jinji, I'm gonna pull someone else.
Oh! Look girl, same question.
Is it in the bedroom you said? Yes, things you can say in the raid but not in the bedroom.
Well, can you explain in detail why you failed the last time?
All right, moving on to Mike.
What the officers are actually talking about during the frequent breaks.
Oh, that's easy.
Yo, for real, do we really need to have Calyx in here?
Like, it's really worth it.
All right, Jordan, what would Jaina put in her Tinder bio?
I
Act out for us what and when was actually doing during Dragonflight oh
Oh
Being a healer sucks no one likes me Jesse doesn't even play anymore. I don't even love the light anymore
It's me at some say
That was right that's what he did right? That's exactly wonderful. All right medic things you can say playing wow that you should not say at work
Let's go there somewhere
say things you can say playing wow that you can't say at work.
Yeah.
Ooh, this is such delicious food.
No!
There is no God.
Breach!
Things you can say about your alts that you cannot say about your children.
Say a lot about my kids.
No, I really love this one.
Oh!
Oh, God!
I took a while to sink in, but I don't even heal!
Alright, the remainder, we will be doing Sharrayj.
One caster will act out what I give you, and the others will attempt to guess what it is,
and I'm going to pick on Karo first, with an easy one, Xalatath.
How do I get one person?
Can I commit?
tell the one person I tell the prompt okay all right now now I'm picking on
Jordan oh hold on please stand by as we're doing a little push to talk
action routine the information through our audio software she actually has some
pre-work out of town of course she was on to something all right so Jordan's
being given a prompt now she has to act it out without using words and then
you guys have to guess what it is okay giving you some space okay it's a
box a box okay all right so this is to Mike Mitch I don't like the uncanny
silence what people don't realize this Mitch is actually just standing under the
death.
We enacted it as a rule a few years ago for other reasons, but now they just do it anyway.
Mike, now receiving his prize. Can you sack this out?
Come on, boys! We can do it! We just have to focus!
Genji!
You're not allowed to speak!
Aw, what? Have you never played Shiro?
I really wasn't inventive when you were born.
What I used to do is get some coal and describe it on a board.
That's amazing.
And the goal was from Santa obviously.
I mean, why bring it up? It was a rough time.
It's a sad time.
Let's talk about Doctor Me.
It is user.
You're being given a prompt.
Oh, God.
Um, okay.
Okay.
It's a little...
It's a dog!
Hunter!
Hunter! Like a hunter pet!
Hunter pet! Hunter pet!
There it is!
It should have barked.
No noise is allowed.
You don't know the rules in this game.
Oh, damn.
You got full into that.
That wasn't the best for the camera angle, I realised I was facing you guys, swat it over!
Almost the stuffy.
Oh damn.
One coming in front of Gura now.
Alright.
Allerion!
Oh!
It's like a staff?
Or a scythe?
Wait, which king uses their weapon?
I'll give it.
Hold on.
Frostmourne.
Atrox.
Jinx from Arcane.
Oh!
Hahahaha!
Okay, so you're picking something up and then there's a tornado?
Oh, you found something!
You found some treasure?
You found some amazing loot?
It's growing!
Oh, it's...
Uh...
What? Just try to call someone baseball?
Hahahaha!
That's evil!
Ice cream!
Spirally lightsaber thing?
No, uh...
Epic drop!
Attack!
Yeah, block!
The person you hit goes spirally!
But I have no idea
Let it come in
This is a famous chat me as well as being loot. Oh
Are you doing your cargo?
Preach it's like a priest weapon. What do you just look?
Famous chat me what?
I don't go in chat wide Nessie. This is not the social. Oh
All done. That was you doing your DPS like a touchdown Thunderfury blessed blade
of the wins that was pretty good I knew wow I'd be disappointed in myself all
right one last prompt going around this way starting with you Alex what
production actually says to the casters oh most of the time heinous things most of
time is please Alex just read the ad read once correctly stop making stuff up that's not the code
Jordan what production is actually telling the casters no you cannot have cheese delivered
Mike Mike production is actually saying the casters that we have so many beans Mike you are never
leaving this channel. Kara what you've been told by production all they ever say is do you want
One more Nuggets, like Nuggets?
Oh, I'm just saying.
They've offered me one!
And Medic, what Mitch has actually been telling you?
Uh, yes, so my room is 307.
If you just come over after the board, you're gonna see the board.
Thanks, everybody! That's been our show, Who's Cast? Is it anyway?
I thought we were supposed to lie.
Oh.
An excellent new best pull for Echo.
Not necessarily because they got further in Phase 3, it's just because of how disgusting they did in Phase 5 and 2.
That was some really really nice damage and it's the damage they need to get out of this fight overall.
Oh, 20!
Okay, one more. You can do one more.
And? Okay.
I can't go!
You have a friend like Alex.
You know someone who's suffering from...
Small damage.
If you do, it's not over for them. There are many things you can do.
One, it's a game for love today. And people like Alex can once play games when they're younger.
And maybe when they're older, and senile, and can't find a hair clip.
And maybe then, they'll do some damage.
Trust me they won't, but it's a nice thought.
We can all help in our own special way.
It's the weak or tails both group
Oh, it's Ali beans. Oh, we've been are you being impacted by the book those lips are bad. It's a furby. Oh
The giga child scared it'll tend from a couple pulls ago that spawned at 432 walk forward one yard and
crit
2.5 million damage
You are already dead.
What?
Oh, and a little bit pear shaped there. 29.1%
Oh, his boss is so dead.
Like, damage wise, they've got it.
They've got it, dude.
This is free.
You can see that as I said at the end of the late.
Let's go!
His boss is so dead when we get that one right,
but it was pretty clear they were like full circus clown cars.
And I think I saw Fanna literally get on a little bike.
Oh, shit.
but players are going to be scoring some orbs you see them going as far left as they can to
to support it for the team coming up next.
Oh, look at Steve!
Oh, whoa!
Tag plays!
Oh, man.
That was incredible.
This is Ryzen's party.
This is Ryzen's boxed-in ballon blue team come to help.
Da-da-da!
Ganax is like, I'll save you!
Oh!
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, yeah.
Ha ha ha ha!
He sees this all in his mind's eye, like the Prophet.
He reminds me sometimes of Minority Report.
He's like, in some way, like projecting some image.
Some crew is a scribe, but he's like, yes, I see it now.
The Prophet's spoken to me.
He sees all the things.
I'm predicting future crimes.
I don't think Speck will allow us to go to bed
if we don't kill her.
You said that would happen.
You are pre-cock!
Oh, the Bean Spewers.
That's not an efficiency issue, is it?
Can we move them to the showering down on Mike?
Big sad.
This is you Al, I can't speak well with beans in my mouth.
Oh right, well in which case, yeah we've got a couple more hours until I'm coming on down.
First call the bar shift, and the first call after their break.
Quick, let's do all the castings.
Get on my screen, no way this won't mess us up, I'm ready to be awed.
What?!
Ready?!
Only Ansarekko waits as Ekko do it, just before the reset, 2% left,
and that in rage means nothing as echo will clean up the silken cords and answer it
oh wait echo tomorrow
all the sun in moon
the name let's go
oh
welcome thank you
oh
everybody absolutely be blasting that was wonderful to see what an excellent
Yes, you can take that one if he dies, oh ok, that's right.
And blue front coming up, the bombs, and rain positions.
Rain positions here, Bokey walls, blue front coming up.
What the hell is this one?
And then we get ready for the front, air footage charge, watch front, watch front, and rain positions.
and you get space, let's move over to the boss
running up
and we're deleting in the air
ready for rain
to front line
and weapons
charging front line
and we're starting for weapons and going up
and charge command
make sure this over the boss
very nice
go in the middle
get to your groups
and here on the increase by the wind
and two, one, next is the scoop spread
and three, two, one, scooch
next is the scoop spread and three
swapping spread and two, one, spread
damage
Resonance, in case, Rick, take that.
I'll come up as well when you can.
Who frontal coming?
Warthex formation, playing full PMA.
Blitz.
tank in 4, 3, 2, 1
we're only gathering up, it's just tanking now
the captain, both teams going right
first the red team, now the blue team
then chasing SkySpinner and out
look at the other team now and go left right
then we can go for the orcs red team
breaking all of this, open your orcs
or just be smart about it, call it.
Mini?
Panix?
And hopeful quick here?
Okay, rest middle, Fragwell?
Blue front door.
And zero win six, five, four, three, two, one.
But now go when you can your group soon find your captain spread around them
Right
Seven six five four three two
Reading in three two that's it one red
Seven six five four three
That's fake, right there both of them.
It's a killer boss, push him.
Spice are fake, it's fun on them.
And we have here again on the pinks and green.
Robin will drag the boss.
Red team definitely don't break webs, you're only one down.
Okay, waiting for the frontal first, blue team.
You're gonna be in that healing range soon, okay?
Dimple and we have a sentence.
First red frontal.
Not yet.
You go and spread around blue team in two, one spread around blue team far away, gank
now, blue team left right, red team right, not breaking, red team right, not breaking,
blue team left right.
And this mark got the orb soaps soon and then red team stretching it soon, get your
orb soaps guys.
Five seconds.
Red team aiding after, aiding the frontal. Blue team standing on that right side.
I'm here, I'm here.
Red team, first group soon, going towards the middle.
Yes, now I get this.
Let's run now.
Yes, run there Red team, run there.
First group going towards the middle, second group towards the orbs, and all break with all of these.
and then soak your orbs
push the circle
smart got the soaps now
only one dispel
push the frontal, hit all orbs
only mini
canyx got the middle
canyx now
tank
and wolf in 3
2, 1, now
and this is rewanderer
Last one is the easiest one. On this one you also put all the Personals during the webs and everything.
I'll call all the Personals.
Hi.
First, this is Cross-Red Team. Chase them.
You're going to bait on the way.
You're going to come to the team, stay near the middle.
And you're hitting them.
Oh, that's it.
Red Team, right, not breaking. Blue Team, left, right.
Just soak your warps here, push the circles and soak your warps
Only nice memes, that's it, dispel nice memes
Then keep starting to stretch it
Okay, canyx go to middle, canyx now, you need to dispel here
Links next
Jank
Jank?
Panarin 3, 2, 1, go
Well, sweet spot, sweet spot.
Okay, only tanks now. Get ready.
I want the guy.
Full external some tanks.
Can you repeat it a little bit?
I don't know what to check here
They are in the house
They are in!
I guess I won it.
Woohoo!
Everybody absolutely blasting.
That was wonderful to see.
What an excellent pull.
Should be okay still.
There we are.
Nice kill.
Good job, Katz.
Oh, he's left, right.
He's upside down.
He doesn't know.
Oh, we lost!
A little bit of goodies like that.
As a Russian,
has fallen for Echo and Will.
He's getting here in the spotlight.
Which we won.
And rage.
Oh, he's got pikes.
Good job, guys.
I'm gonna spit it like you've got shots.
EEEE!
Nah, he's like...
AHHHH!
Georgia, what?
The cheese?
Georgia, what?
Your cream mouse?
What are you talking about?
AHHHH!
You really are a hidden rat!
AHHHH!
Really, like, high quality beef filet?
You don't, like, add lots of stuff to it.
No, no, you keep it up.
But, yeah, that's...
I am unbored with that.
That's exactly right.
Once you've bought a bit of ketchup on that,
That sounds great.
Work actually!
Changing a little bit, you can tell him that.
Can we saccharins?
Anybody happy production?
Yep.
Oh, he's happy.
Nope, because he just died, because he's not happy, because he's still got a DPS, his
boss.
And he's okay.
He's always happy.
Yeah.
What's this going to happen?
Absolutely not happy.
The goal's been met!
Let's go!
On the back of Swedish food!
Wait, why am I happy?
I need to discuss the same things.
Oh God, production's like, we are in trouble.
What have you made?
It actually looks so good!
Best donation if ever, if we just have a cheesebook.
That's really interesting, I've never heard of that before, because I've used that.
Is that a cult?
Well, good enough for Zeebo's.
Let's take this.
The final shot we blaze here.
Suck it up down.
Zero point zero.
Kivazza falls three.
Alright, let's go off.
You early lead this thing.
Oh, two of them are crashing!
Immediate crash as they are bumping into each other a little bit.
Team Crab behind Team Spider following on the tail as they slalom back and forth.
Oh Collision!
Team Rod through the murder!
Team Spider not too far behind but Jordan being the British he is cannot resist the beans.
The beans to the face!
Oh!
Team Crab has navigated this straight away before the reverses.
Oh no!
Taking out a redder piece of armor!
Stop ramming it!
Oh no!
Oh there's going to be a Collision down the middle.
The Radars aren't actually doing anything too important right now.
The two crabs camera is also looking at his stuff.
Oh, oh, oh, it's there!
Oh, there we go.
It's just about to round the corner here as Jordan's making
the way down and over across the line.
A much closer razor from Spider comes in at the end.
Oh.
Super week.
What's going on, Germany?
OK, so.
Jordan, you're a cheese feed.
Come and get in here, J.
Bad rap.
There you go, princess.
I love those teeth.
That was very bad.
Yeah.
On behalf of myself and Nogura and everyone else here at Echo Esports, we'd like to apologize
if we upset or offended anybody regarding this cheese.
Anyway.
Ginger's camera, yeah.
Can you switch over to ginger real quick?
It's not good.
Switch away from ginger.
Intermission is going to take a little bit longer right now because they're having
to hold cooldowns, but that's something we talked about when they were probing
this for the first time, Sam.
So I don't understand why you decided to come into our ears and
That this we already said this we were saying especially in phase one they were holding cool down
Are they holding more cool down to the reset? Yeah?
Well, that's cool. So what we'll see here. They'll go into the they go through the intermission and actually holding their cool downs
specifically
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Speltacage is now taking more damage and Ubuash has come out of that damage page
but look at how quickly these bosses are melting like a hot knife through butter
Echo will clear the silken court and once again make their way to answer it
You don't have to be responsible for me about life for the cheese
Oh, I should be nice because I'm here. I am English
That is against our cultural norms
We're going to be jumping over talking about mucking around we're going to be jumping over to the RC Rumble as we have got our team spider versus team crab on the team spider side is our one and only Jordan who's going to be doing that particular
are one and only Jordan who's going to be doing that particular. There you go Jordan's hand and on
Team Crab we have got Medic and there's his hand. So they are going to be racing around a predefined
course. I personally am going for Team Crab. Indeed I believe Team Spider will be victorious.
No one should underestimate the competitive urge of Jordan who has been banned multiple times for
games in her competition. Well the main reason that I know that Medic is going to be very
careful is a is his his camera phone that's going to give Jordan the edge
she's racing with Sam's camera she's so reckless Sam of course already in tears
so I think our competitors are you ready okay are you ready I'm ready to
chat are you ready production are you ready we're ready are we are we saying
go or we how are we so how he's starting it okay so we'll count down to
So go 3, 2, 1, and then go.
So you're going to go on go.
3, 2, 1, go.
So you're going on go.
I need to remind you of this because we've had accidents
before.
We can also go, bup, bup, bup, if you want.
That's also a way of doing it.
OK.
This is a mixture of all of it.
Rock paper scissors.
All at the same time.
Rock paper scissors.
No, we'll go on go.
OK, you can do it.
You do it.
I'll do it.
OK, here we go.
Are you prepared?
No.
Doesn't matter.
3, 2, 1, go!
Team Spider is immediately having an immediate crash.
Team Crab is going to make their way down the corridor of Merch.
It's a long way to go, of course.
We've had a collision crash.
There we go.
You can see Medic having to follow these cars around as they are a lot faster.
But he gets the wall.
Feel free to just pick up Jordan and replace it if you need to.
And you can see Team Crab walking in the kitchen, going past Bean Cormor.
make up some ground Jordan to spider is way behind slaloming back and forth through
this quarter as
the crab heads into the straight away this is a very scary area because if you
crash into a play a pc you might break it
we don't want that but of course making their way down with the team grapple for
turning around an excellent
turn around as we do see oh no that's it that's a raider that's a great spot
I didn't know it's more fisco now officially on the bench is Jordan makes a way around
being corner all those to be a small
a collision as both competitors are going to be going in at the same time.
It seems like Team Crab has made it their way down here.
And Jordan's going to be pushing down this straight and narrow.
Is it enough as many makes it final turn and the one on ahead, Team Crab victory by a landslide.
That's what I'm talking about.
We can't do...
I think it should be two out of three.
I feel...
Oh, careful.
Careful, let me get you up there.
Don't spin the wheels, because I'm scared.
Show the car.
There we go.
We can show you the car track if you like.
Well, Jordan got lapped.
That's actually me, but there we go.
She's still making her way in.
She's still coming in.
There was a little bit of a...
There we go.
We can see Jordan right now.
Yeah, making their way into the room.
Got that last turn to go.
There we go.
And across the wide line.
Oh.
That's not off the wide line.
time. So team crab pulling ahead one nil to team crab the best two out of three. Two out
of three. Okay, so we're getting some points sorted out for you. But just because it was
so fast, we think you're the best two out of three and you had a little bit of a rough
start there, Jordan. You've learned it now, though. I think we should swap the car
positions, though. Yeah, to start. Maybe there was a disadvantage to being on the
outside yeah yeah but I don't think it was that much of this much here we go
all right so you can see team crab there on the right with one that is medic and
now we've got a team spider on zero are you guys good to go contestants are you
prepared it's fine okay apparently we've had a large change in the track
I will not have learned this course.
So this is going to be a brand new course.
Blind-raising.
Don't look, it's blind-raising.
I'll believe it.
All right, all right.
OK, so you have to count them in this time.
I'll be counting you guys in.
Well, that's unfortunate.
No, you're not supposed to be blind-raising at the time.
It was more the course.
Yeah, you're not sure what the course has got coming up.
But you guys ready?
OK, we are going to be going on go.
Indeed.
3, 2, 1, go!
And the Rices take an early lead.
Oh, Team Crab is crashing!
The immediate crash as they are bumping into each other.
Oh, the bumper cars with Team Crab behind Team Spider
following on the tail as they slalom back and forth.
Oh, collision!
Team Rive through the murder!
As they head into the kitchen now,
you can see that there's a vastly different set of soda
out there at the moment as they get back in the game corner.
The turn and team crap team crap making their way through but team spider not too far behind
But Jordan being the British is cannot resist the beans
Beams to the face. Oh
Crab has navigated this straight away before the reversing
I'm glad the raiders aren't actually doing anything too important right now
Team crabs camera is also a little bit
There we go. We've had it reset up now. This is going to be making its way back down past
the secret little corridor behind it all going past production.
Look at that white line for the second victory in a row.
There we go. It's just about to round the corner here as Jordan's making the way down
and over across the line.
A much closer race of Team Spider comes in at the end.
That was a brutal course with multiple crashes.
I loved your backflip dude, it was a beautiful backflip.
An interesting strategy to tip over your car.
And run into a bunch of player PCs.
Just goes to show how strong Starforge truly are.
Very sturdy designs.
Team Crab taking that 2-0.
Well done. Maybe we can have an interview with the...
Quick interview with the contestants.
Quick interview with the contestants here.
If you'd like to have a little sit down.
There we are.
Oh, I'm not holding.
You've got to put the head... there we go.
You're going to hold the microphone.
I'm not going to hold the mic for you, unfortunately not.
Team Crab, Medic, you pulled out that victory.
Can you tell us your strategy going into the first course?
Oh, Jordan was always going to crash immediately.
I was just waiting for that to happen.
It was good.
I was very impressed and excellent.
As a long-term team Crab enjoyer,
I was excited to see how deathly you dealt with those particular obstructions
in the course.
Yeah, we just decided to just ram into them
and knock them out of the way.
It was a unanimous decision before we started.
We're going through them. It's fine. They're empty, I think.
And Jordan, Commiserations and Team Spider, 2-0.
Thank you. How does that feel? Feels wonderful.
Just to be short, you do know you've lost, right? Wait, what? Oh, yeah.
It's whoever comes first in the race, you see. I've lost! Yeah.
OK, we maybe should have made the rules a little clearer. Another one!
The best 7 out of 11. The question is, did Sam's phone
phone emerge from that race unscathed. We get the thumbs up!
Yes Sam, I flipped my phone and I haven't checked it, did it?
Oh no! I drove straight into a beans tin, I almost brought it with me.
Yeah, can we have a little bit of a look at PC though?
Oh yeah, the peace moment.
No!
But we might very well, can we have one of the cars so we can show off the amazing
engineering that went into this feat?
They were very good.
Yeah, very speedy.
Wonderful.
This was Jordan's car, the inferior.
Is that why it's broken?
I didn't break it.
It's got a little bracket on the top here to hold the camera phones there.
That's how we were to do it.
We were a little bit around.
Tilted somehow.
I wonder how.
Yeah, we have a little bit of a crash.
I still wonder if the flip should have resulted in a longer timeout for a pit stop.
I cheated.
You cheated?
I cheated and also didn't crash and still lost.
twice. You lost twice in a row. You did crash on the first one pretty, yeah straight into the
wash. I angled myself badly. Remind me of Wacky Races. It's really difficult because if you hold
it like this for throttle, then this is left and this is right. Yeah it was throwing me a bit.
So like the orientation is a bit odd. So I started holding it like this. Right. I'm just going
left and right. That makes sense. That makes so much sense. Strategic innovation that led to
your loss. I was angling myself. This is the one tank matter of RC rally. I also faced the car so it
So it was in reverse.
There you go, you can see the camera there.
The wonderful car even.
Yeah.
Properly jacked together.
It did the job, though.
It did.
They were quite speedy.
Very speedy.
It's sufficient force to really bang
against that kind of beam.
Apparently they would turn down to the minimum
as to reduce the chance of crash if even still.
Sam was very scared.
It was the lowest throttle intensity we could have had.
And I still didn't go max throttle at any point.
It was so scary.
Oh, yeah.
I've got to get this car outside the front now.
Yeah, you should.
on the road with the wheel cast. I'll put one on each foot.
Oh man, well congratulations. Thank you.
Certainly for Team Crab. Not so much Team Spider.
Still congratulations on a race, Hawley run. Indeed.
She did in fact just a pully release.
I crashed into many things. She skipped half the course on the first one.
Yeah, I got to the end of the play of corridors. I managed to not hit any
play a PC's I'm not trying to get me. Make sense, make sense. Hello and welcome back.
It is time for Scaff's cosplay. Yeah. Oh yeah. It is Jordan and Medic that joined us here
of course and Medic part of Team Crap which is the winning team of course for this cosplay
competition. That's the team you are. And then we also have the inferior team, Team
Spider over there. Well, this is fighting talk. Just you wait. Well, this is a team crabs entry
If you can see past the junk in the trunk, you also notice the legs that we decided to attach and the helmet
That does make him look slightly like a robot, but really fits with
the queen and direct cosplay that we were going for.
Living longer than it will for actual, right?
He should do it like a death animation, so you know the boss is of course going to die for us first,
because so we're going to get that world first in just a moment.
All right, we are at, wow, fashion week.
I like how sad it's going to be.
Oh, here we are. This is Team Spider.
Team Spider is just going to chairbombs.
Okay, I have a little word you guys haven't thought of anything.
Oh, that looks like a great vault.
Is that a great vault?
Yes it is.
Okay, has it got prizes?
I'm just gonna loot it.
Oh yeah.
Is there prizes?
I love it made prizes.
That was a great one.
Brilliant.
That was a top tier twirl.
I'm just gonna put it back in the right way.
The camera angles on that one are just beautiful.
Now he's got to squeeze down a very tight corner.
Oh!
Oh, here we go!
He's out of his way, can he make it?
How tall is Sam?
Oh, here we go!
I think we need some space.
Yep.
In you come!
All right.
Watch out for all the equipment.
Watch the equipment.
We're doing great.
Keep it up.
Oh my god.
That missed it mate.
The race is not over.
I'll just hold up your ass for a moment here.
You're fine.
You're doing great.
It took us two hours to make that, but...
Two hours.
I believe you can sit, Jesse.
Yeah.
Would you like to loot your great vault mic?
Alright, do I have to loot it?
Yeah, you have to loot it.
Sam's going to come down to the camera angle.
And we're going to switch to Sam's camera in three two one there we go
I can translate for you if you want. All right my first choice of the week is
Jesse's biceps
First option is a belt and accidentally
It's a garter.
Oh, I see what it is. It's a shoulder piece.
Oh, true.
Don't they quit because otherwise it's going to be...
Yeah, you need to look at the other options.
Oh, right. I'm going to.
Put that bucket in there.
I've got two a piece, maybe.
Okay, this one.
It's a staff!
My nice espouse!
I thought that was a sword, but I guess they can be used to change a book.
It's a addiction!
Okay, are you only playing priest?
Let me tell you a story of this.
We've got 20 minutes.
Wait, put it back otherwise you've equipped it.
I'll keep it this way.
Okay, do you want to see what was under the other ones?
I want the protection.
Okay, that's crutch worthy.
Yeah, you looted a trinket.
Oh, a trinket!
Oh my God.
It's from the Delph vault, which means it's a bad item.
This loot's way too good for you.
Go and bottom right.
How much stuff have you got in?
This is a lot of fully stacked bull, I thought there's a shield.
Oh, it's a shield!
That is a very good shield.
Gotta be honest, you guys are looking much better as the time goes on.
Full shambles!
Alright, I'm not tanking though, so that'll pass.
You opened your vault in the wrong loot speck.
Oh, despair!
Full despair slot!
Oh, God! Did we go central?
I don't think we're full mid.
You haven't done central yet.
Full mid.
Oh!
Oh, Necklace!
Yeah, it's a Necklace.
What level is this?
700.
Oh, it's poor.
Okay, it's low eye level.
We don't want that.
Wrong stats.
I think there's one more left.
I think we've got bottom left.
I might get fucked, the rats.
You know we're on the same team.
Honestly, with a vault like this, I choose to spare.
I choose to spare.
Okay, that was way more effort than it looked on the catwalk.
Can you sit, Jesse?
Oh my god, I hate it!
How do we choose the winners on the audience?
I think that we have an audience poll, no?
Oh yeah, definitely.
Jesse!
Yay!
Wait, wait, wait.
You guys have scammed the system.
Cause your team crabbing, you made a spider.
We win either way!
What?
So yeah, see you later!
They're all so old-fashioned!
Have the poll be just like, you know...
Ansurek or Great Vault.
I feel like you gerrymandered this whole thing like
If we can't win proper because you didn't put real effort in
Well trash bags filled with our own breath
I can't believe I've been going to the gym this whole time and I could have just done this and stuff
Wait, wait, wait, wait, just stay like, come back out
Is it full of balloons?
No, it's full of trash bags
You haven't flated them, though
Yes, that's why it's got the jiggle physics
Imagine not just filling it with trash
What?
You should see the costume
You know what is trash? The classroom
Sweeter picture after this
Oh, dominance from what team, Ally?
Oh
This is unfair
You're totally okay. I feel like you got too much
They got too much time on camera. Yeah, they got a lot of time
Actually
I'll hold your hips for you, I'll hold your hips.
Go!
Free the answer!
Just the sussie!
Yes, you've been a sussie!
The audience wasn't properly informed of the sussage that could come with Queen S.
Hey, calm down, you all right?
You've had enough time.
Oh my God, he's so close!
Oh, it's so close!
Now they've finally started to be all...
It's like Brexit all over again!
It's got the rats!
Go to the frame!
We need the rats!
Look at this!
We need butts!
Nice!
You're doing great!
We even cut out the top just like on the actual design!
It's so nice!
Okay.
Hold.
Take your time, Mitch.
Hold?
Holding.
Still holding.
Yeah!
They got bonus time!
They got to Agile!
You got a whole loot table out of you!
We win! We win!
We win! We lose!
We win! We win!
We win!
There's no way that that helps your case.
Being a winner.
We deserve to lose that.
I could feel people taking books away.
Like, okay, oh, that is fast.
Alex, step back into shot, then.
Show it off.
The legs as well. These are reinforced, by the way.
They are very nice.
You did an absolutely amazing job.
Before Alex destroys this, round of applause to the teams, because me and Ligur had nothing
to do with this at all.
Good job, teams.
And of course, your donations, so game is full of just three words, three devastating
words.
Beans and milk.
No, no, don't put that out there.
Wait, beans?
No.
Peas, not quite peas, not quite beans, but something special in betweens.
Wait, I didn't think about that one. What about milk?
It's one of the hardest things to say with a straight face in medical school is I think
you have a Q-turn, Joyner.
Oh, you're eating me there.
Oh, what?
Goodbye!
Ah, but we saw face too! That's what people wanted to see!
Well done!
So horde biased, they can't even make Jaina one-shot you with her icy beams,
because the Alliance are pretty.
On Meris' screen, it's a little bit different next to Queen Ancer X,
Hellspar in the bottom middle.
There are all the spells that are around to come up,
and then hopeful screen as well, above Queen Ancer X.
Hellspar, oh, switch back to nice moves, right at the top middle.
So now back towards the bottom, and Trish's screen is just above the health buff.
We're back to Jinji, top right is where we're looking to Mini now, just above where Queen
Hanzo X helped us.
You can see a couple of abilities, but then also on the left.
And then on Panix's screen, I have no idea where I'm looking right now.
Well done, excellent progress, making it off of that first platform.
Oh, good-bye there, you fuckin' wet god!
Does it bother you that OK make
dives to a level 6 pig
and probably can't do Hellfire Citadel?
I have never played hunting before!
Why are you outing me, Mike?
Got a lot of beans in stock.
Tookie beans, necessity beans,
Gravanto beans, fellow beans,
chicken beans,
Giganta beans,
Great Northern Beams, Kippie Beams, Long Beams, Bung Beams, Pinta Beams.
I thought you'd be the bean expert, to be honest.
Why?
You're from the land of the beans, Jesus Christ.
Here we go, that's my amazing ritual.
I'm injecting the Vigency now.
Weena boys, weena boys!
How much do you like children?
Children.
Children?
The good thing is, the good thing is perfecto paths with vibe checks.
The correct answer to that was, huh?
Three, two, one, send it.
Are you going to feel something tingling on the back of your tongue?
I just feel it everywhere.
I feel that bad.
I don't fucking mind.
So here come the trampolines, and we're going to shut up.
Oh god.
Don't do silence! We can't do it!
And as you can tell...
I... I did...
Put your fingers down, bitch.
What?! That wasn't my fault!
Hush, boy, unfortunately we lost some more players here.
No!
Oh, it's trying to get over here.
Blink, blink, blink back!
To what, Sam? So do you have to make sure they feel bolder than not?
Four. Four?
One. Two.
Four!
Wow, okay, this is a scary thing.
Oh, that was amazing!
Well, just hopped it by the way.
That was the most extraordinary pull we have seen
In months 47 incredible
Well, I'm fucking new it man. Hello preach. It's me direct
7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7.
It's just so plarious, right?
Yes, I'm fooled.
I got you your first clown mount!
It is an inflatable flamingo mount.
I will wear it with pride.
Fortunate.
Oh!
That is nice, weebs!
So does a tea scribe!
I'm sweet enough, thank you.
Oh, yeah.
No, thanks, scribe me.
I'm sweet enough.
That's one.
They're kind of on top of the boss with Robin going down there from that huge hit of the
infest.
Lovely and controlled to the level.
It was really good.
Can you call Mike a clown?
Thank you.
You are a clown.
Thanks for the sound bite.
Appreciate it.
Yeah, I'm further up.
You are a clown.
You all stop saying that.
You're a loving clown.
the love of God. You don't know what you're doing to me right?
A bag of crisps, apparently in the back room.
How nushy, my precious?
Fine. We have a 10 dollar donation, thank you very much for that,
because we've got a 10 dollar donation in from Faye, who's this genuine,
for the bottom of our hearts. We have never seen the boys this well.
Ever. We know them to really annoy everybody who exists right now.
I can't tell you one food take on snacks that people really hate, but I'll go up.
I've test Jaffa Cakes.
You're awful!
Open the door!
You're just pulling again!
Pull again!
Shut up!
If I speak it's gone.
Okay.
The Royal Condemnation.
You are!
It makes it infinitely harder
on these platforms to do this
without the entire raid alive.
But not necessarily impossible.
Dying like that is impossible.
Yeah, that would make it very hard.
Why do they farm gold using this fire walker?
True, I don't know, I'm stupid.
There's Chinese people you can buy from anyway.
I didn't say that!
Please, if you want her, not me!
I'm over here!
Remember, I was eating that all the time!
It's a rather large penis coming my way.
I get pretty much.
I feel like I blew a bubblegum
What is she saying?
It's very sticky
Oh mate, I'm never moving on
There's a bunch of minigames like the
Pet Battles, PvP,
something like that
PvP's a minigame?
And there we go, my essence taken out by the ring
But as you said, a new best for Echo
Excellent to see
So this is a chicken
This is indeed a chicken
What's this?
What was the part of the chicken?
WING WING WING WING...
Hello?
What is this then?
What was that then?
I don't know if they thought while we were talking...
No that was...
Perfecto's character, they're doing something...
Maybe we weren't supposed to see that?
Who knows?
You saw nothing-
Wow!
Yeah I mean that is...
Excellent for Echo there!
Getting back into phase three,
exactly what we want to see from them.
A false valve, false valve, false valve for a kid.
Okay, less than seven seconds.
Less than six.
Well, we have to end our meditation first.
Okay, you lead the last meditation.
Deep breath in through your mouth for five seconds.
One, two, three, four, five, and out through your nose for seven seconds.
You are valid. You are wanted. Have a big, a small or a medium sized Friday. We'll be right back.
If I'm already away from time to toilet, I might as well just take a shit as well and get out of the system.
Of course. It will.
No point going back, you're late for another thing of shit.
How much are you starting to talk about?
Oh no.
How can there be new conversations just coming up?
Someone's fired.
Oh, someone definitely fired it.
Yeah, that is a push drop.
It was a pro.
Ooh!
Unlucky! They couldn't quite get them.
Oh, that was a shame. That was a real shame.
This is such a difficult spot.
This is the progression pointer at entirety of Shetland.
So, how was that from a race-to-world-first perspective
when the game already felt a little bit...
What just...
You remember the scene from Lord of the Rings?
Yeah, Sardo and Sam are on the volcano.
Forgotten the smell of rain and the feeling of grass.
Okay.
That's me with freedom and quencer.
Oh, mate!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, dear!
Oh, Dibirres is choking to death,
which is definitely an issue if your tank chokes on his soda.
One request for some help, and he's going back in for seconds,
and that's why he's whirled first!
He wipes on his own soda, and pulls again!
He fears nothing that boy!
He's going again! Look at this!
He's racking up a poker!
Look at that, it's three pulls!
Well, we have a little death there,
but it's no big deal. We have a battle res for just such moments.
Yeah, and what is life without a bit of death?
Absolutely. Now unfortunately with Minnie having died, everyone has five stacks of the
frothing poison, but that just means the healers have an opportunity
to show why they belong in Echo, pumping even more healing here, dealing with the five stacks.
It's not a big deal.
He stays very even.
That horse Junji gets hit by a plate.
He's so washed.
I hate him.
Everything a little bit going out of control here,
but what a good try.
This was such a good try by Ekko and look at the percentage of the boss too.
I mean they're getting lower and lower,
but this point is so difficult.
They smell blood.
There's just so much happening.
You're a man.
You're screwed.
Raider.io even posted about it.
It is sent in to get you a spatter to do a walk!
Craterio! Why?
What is happening?
Because now, Liquid are joining in!
Ahai! I play Team Liquid!
But I also appreciate Kutatsu!
Let's rock and roll, Degura!
Yes! This is what we need!
Okay, she did it!
That's insane, ring back seat!
You squawk in the shower, taking a shit down the drain while brushing your teeth!
Only one duty!
How does it affect the pull-up instead of having Jesse reading poetry or excerpts from a romance novel?
Well, you know, when the first Venom Bombs go out, that can be their first date as a group and then getting knocked up together.
Okay, maybe we should...
Okay, maybe no romance novels.
A good assignment to suck myself, though.
I don't know, back again?
So full shatter for our formers
That's not the one
Yeah it is, it's Darko, where are you going Darko?
I was trying to turn her up, but then it's like I still ain't now
Look at that man on the horse
That's the peak coming through
I love the peak
Well actually they might not be able to do it
Zazi getting brought up as the boss is getting brought lower and lower
Already into a new best pull for Echo
Both in terms of time and cost percentage
We have one more infest coming in here if mirrors can do this then that's insane
Okay, so now we know the fight could be solo tagged how are we gonna incorporate this
Course he's going in he's gonna stand
Shouts
Sorry, a little bit of a joke for you.
Okay, how did Nizret know that Ansarik murdered her mother?
How?
He's spider doing it.
I've been here for 18 days.
Welcome back.
Of course, during the break we did see Liquid kill the boss,
which means that they winning this race, they got the whistle first,
win this round and what a performance by Liquid.
I mean huge congratulations.
They played so incredibly well this tier.
I need to go with Star as well.
Yeah, that's my role as a dude.
I'm gonna think about that.
Well, we'll see about that.
Watch that.
Oh!
Oh, no!
Gingy!
He's down!
Big Ford in-game in IRL!
The despair overflowing from his secret map Titan.
It is that time again.
We need you for heroic splits.
And they're not joking
For Russian and sick run, so if you could help echo achieve their dreams
Can you check the LFG for echo? I'm getting a feeling a
Funny feeling a feathery feeling a wide feeling
that indeed the man himself
lingering outside
The very gates of the narrow bar palace ready to swoop in in his owl form and then go into a slightly different more combat-oriented owl form
We might be
He's ready
the main screen give us away dude
yeah it's like you kind of paid attention he's already in waiting
yeah he's fucking great
i think indeed we might be seeing a little bit of cannex coming in once again
no matter how many times we try there goes the invite in comes cannex
his boss is about to go off a little
what the fuck play by cannex
he's engaging himself back onto the platform as the boss is going to be
going lower and lower as our enrage timer ever encroaches further our echo going to be able to
get her down as far as they need to go but unfortunately here comes the enrage cast are
they going to be picking up the essences or are they going to be accepting their fate it looks like
that is not going to be the pool they need but my word it's the pool that they've been wanting
all day four percent you can actually make a caption when you measure the penis from the
The bottom not the top.
No, the mages just don't, they shouldn't be allowed to blink on this mechanic.
They shouldn't be allowed. It should just be burned.
Shackles landing?
Watch out for the Namazoo!
Namazoo is not happy with your top.
See this is why Namazoo is out of worst.
Take it to Julia.
We present you to the Holy Frying Pan.
Your days are numbered, Namazoo.
Begone foul beast!
We were having a little bit of a tea time, weren't we, Alex?
Oh, anyway.
Thanks, John, for asking me a question while I'm choking.
Oh, just go back to comms, dude. It's cursed with...
We're completely gone. Unfortunately.
4.6%, they're trying to pick it up to move them to buy some more time.
They did a play.
They could.
2% left down to 1%, they're jumping over, trying to save the essence.
But just not good enough.
Pizza buff so vital a more percent life immediately after it's happened
And then people are saying lol fuck you loser you only will second you freak and then I cry and go to death
Hey dudes it's 2am production's gone home by the way we're charged
Yeah
Oh no it's getting real we've turned to BDSM to keep the pulls going
Oh yes
He's done it they're sacrificing themselves but it is not going to be enough for Echo this time
with three players left. Gigi is holding up for dear life to let the bots do some damage.
2.7%!
Cool!
Yeah, I think it's done from having a nice job of your time into Delirium, for sure.
Yeah, and they're gonna start seeing some strange shapes as the hallucinations set in.
It's been a pleasure to be along with them for this ride.
They gave it their all and it's just 0.98%.
Sounds between Echo and Biggie of that second, but...
Hello everyone and welcome back.
We're coming to the end of our show and we need to do some charity goals.
you guys have raised $40,135 for games for gamers chat, huge amounts of hearts, a round of applause
for you Pat yourself on the back that is phenomenal and as part of that we promised that we would
appreciate each other which with what I'm sure will be thoughtful and kind gifts certainly.
Of course. Yeah. With our poor, dear, departed or league medic friend no longer with us we want
want to start with his gift which is right here and Jordan doesn't have anyone to give
anything to because she gave hers to medic already so you can award medics gift to its
recipient the names on the other side
who's it going to?
oh it's myself!
hey!
but she won medic daughter
it's just like Christmas
is it happy?
buy myself a gift
that's very nice of me too
i know this is a glitza
i'm here
i have to appreciate the glitza
That was very nice of you too.
I think, I appreciate the glitter because that's everything.
I think medic sent a video along with this gift that we may be able to watch.
Hey guys, I'm really sorry I couldn't be there for the gift exchange but I just want to say what a special thing this is that you guys do every year.
I think it's so kind and so generous to find gifts for our fellow castes and to appreciate them in the way that we do.
So Jordan, I got you, I went shopping kind of before I knew you a little bit, but I'm hoping that the gifts kind of portray your personality, also have to be a little bit of fun.
It's been such an honor to get to work with you all, especially with you Jordan. You've been such a beacon of light and a beacon of joy all my time.
The month I think is saying something that perhaps you wouldn't say out loud and I hope that you find fun with it
And then obviously I've got your couple of little other things as well. I hope you enjoy your hot chuggies and I'll see you all soon
Oh
I have no audio. I don't know what
He just yelled at her, said all kinds of terrible things.
He's also missed the point of this.
It's supposed to be like a really nice light.
Let's all celebrate each other.
He doesn't understand at all.
I'll take the wholesome out of the way.
Ooh!
I got some.
Ooh, I got an espresso martini.
Ooh.
You're all gonna regret that when I have caffeine.
I see what he's done here.
What he's done here, he's loaded me up with sugar and caffeine so that I can run around
and you can all regret it.
And he left.
Oh, I got some hot chockeys as well.
Nice.
Why?
He really seems to be eating stimulants, John.
Yeah, I love how he's...
There's so little energy.
I was so proud of me with this, while he's left.
Oh, and I got...
Oh, I think...
Oh, wait, hold on.
Oh!
What's that?
Oh!
They're bumblebees!
Bees are my second favourite animal!
Ah!
Bumblebee's are my second favorite animal.
Oscar's favorite animal?
She has a tear list of animals. None of which are animals.
Fish is my favorite animal.
My personal favorite animal is mammals.
Me too.
Shut up.
Oh, and then I got my omelette.
I love that.
That's a mug.
That's what everybody says to me.
We're gonna have to hold this show around.
Yeah, we're gonna have to hold this show around.
Oh, that's such a wonderful, wholesome present.
This is gonna really tits up now, because the rest is not like...
No, no, no, no, it's not like it's supposed to go at all.
It might be worth mentioning what you got for Medic,
because of course, yeah, that was on a earlier part of the broadcast
on his very last day of what was it last Friday also.
Before he left, so, yeah, I had Medic
and I got him a giant inflatable pink Princess Flamingo.
I think we need to divest Mike of his belly that he's unaccountably grown recently everyone commenting about how much weight you lost how great you look
You're coming here with a tummy?
Yes.
Oh dear.
What is that?
It's a robust protrusion.
I call it Tommy Tumor.
Oh, come on, Tumor.
Not again, Mike.
Wait a minute.
After.
I have a gift for Jesse.
Oh.
Jesse has become to my attention.
I don't think I'm the one to knock you out.
I mean, you said it wouldn't get me pregnant.
Well, Jesse, I'm becoming concerned.
You're spending more and more time in our beautiful European lands.
It's true.
Traversing the world.
And I never want you to forget your home.
So I made you something.
OK.
I have made you Giga Christ Cow Corn Man.
Oh, wow.
That's right.
He's Giga Christ Cow Corn Man.
This is hand stitched.
He is the first thing Jesse ever told me about his home lands
of Missouri is it contains.
Cow's corn and Christ.
Cal!
Cod!
Christ!
Hahahahaha!
Respect Giga Cal Cod!
This has been stitched together for brightness of a creature.
This is for you Jesse to always remember home
as you're off to see your lovely lady.
I will treasure it.
Thank you so much.
That is so cute.
This is so cute.
I adore all of you.
Yeah, it's righteous and wholesome.
Indeed, and nothing is better for you than corn syrup.
There we go.
Ah, that's so thoughtful.
I'm starting to feel worse and worse
than back at all.
It's about to go way down the road.
We're just gonna chain this long.
I'm next.
I brought you, Nagura, this.
Ah.
A trash bag.
It's a two-part gift.
First, the trash bag.
Oh, yes, you're welcome.
So I had to go to the fitness store
to buy 200 euros with a protein powder
to get me through this month.
And because I spent so much in the store,
they're like, you want something for free?
And I didn't.
So since this cost me nothing,
and I don't find it of value at all, it makes the perfect gift.
Wow!
Just to beat you on those push-ups, let's have a play!
So that brings me to part two of my gift.
Which is in my hands right now.
As you guys know, I brought a stack of Silver Dollars with me
to pay for my train ride back home, back in America.
And each time RuneService cleaned my room, they took one.
So, so far as I know, the best of my knowledge, this is the last American silver dollar in the country, perhaps in all of Europe.
You do that traffic?
Out of Germany?
You're so good at this!
Knowing how much you like winning, I have poured my heart and soul into turning this into the winningest silver dollar on the planet.
Try flipping it and see what sets.
I don't know how to flip that coin so I'm just gonna throw it here.
What did it say?
You lose.
Oh, that's one side.
But you lose.
I lose.
Yeah, what is it?
The other side.
I win.
No matter how you flip it, you always win.
That competitive.
It's American coin.
Also, this is the second time I've participated in this and both times I've got the
American currency. Last year, I got $20 my drop-nose. And then he took it back. I can keep this one though, right?
If I still had the other silver dollars that would let me buy my train to get home, I would want that back too.
But I don't. So you can have it forever.
Thank you very much, Jesse. I appreciate that. Maybe we can have a protein pudding together.
Literally a freebie and a dollar. I love it.
What in the hell is protein pudding?
God, you know.
We'll find out.
Maybe some friendly fire alien.
Maybe we'll take it on the chain.
Oh no.
So, Alex.
Hello.
Unfortunately, I have a confession to make.
I've completely forgotten about this gifting, but I have realized that he likes chalky bars.
So...
Oh!
That's so thoughtful!
She went all the way downstairs to take it off the table!
Other chocolate bars are available, but I do like a Mars!
Thanks!
I was legit...
Not a feedback!
Oh, now I have somewhere to put the wrapper, Mike!
Legit, if that was all of it, I wasn't even going to be mad!
man. Okay, let's have a little
look see here. Oh, there's a
little bow. There's a bow made
out of the this is wonderful.
Hold on. Let's have a look. See
here then. Gonna open it up.
Oh, how exciting. Right.
Right. Funny story. Oh, yes.
Okay, do tell. This is this is
we wonder where this was.
Check this out. It's a wonderful
shirt here. This is Alex Fat Boss Ross. And on the back, I drink hot chocky and pretend
to know things. And it's me. We found this and I was trying to work out who was you.
I thought she was going mad. They were like, who sent this? That is fantastic.
Fantastic. Yeah, so I have a friend who's a graphic designer who made this beforehand.
I made them send it here to the facility because otherwise they wouldn't have arrived in time.
And then I forgot to tell Sam what it is.
Because I told him that I was sending something, I didn't tell him what it is.
And then when I got here, I was like, so Sam did it arrive? And he's like, oh no.
Oh no.
It's just in the bathroom, they found it and wondered where it's from.
Yeah, I was like, who the hell sent that in?
At some point Alex walks up to me and like shows me the shirt and he's like...
You bluffed so well!
You know, I would have said it, and I was like, oh no, what is this?
Oh, you like so well, I have no idea.
Oh, that is hilarious. Thank you so much. I don't know where this will go in the next segment for sure.
What a shirt. What a wonderful shirt. Which mic?
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I need to get up for my gift.
Oh, no, you said it rots.
It does rot.
Everyone got something really nice protein pudding, bin bags.
Let me make it up to some hot chocolate.
That'll help.
I don't like chocolate.
Never happy.
It doesn't like anything nice.
Oh, what?
I even saw you go and buy this.
What did you do with it?
Do we need to make some space?
No, no, no.
As long as Mike's really careful with the tray.
Actually, yeah.
So I know how much you like bin bags.
So I got you one of them on a tray.
Here you are, mate.
it goes on your lap not mine. Okay so feel free to have a little look inside. Oh I get
to open it. You get to open it. Oh no no no no no no no. It needs to stay upright. It
needs to stay upright. Why does your gift have rules? You'll find out. Oh that's not
No tilting, Mike.
Wait, have you excavated the melon?
Alex, have you been digging in my melon again?
I told you to stay out of my melon.
The melon isn't the gift, it's what's within.
Why did you wrap it in a melon?
Because it rots, Mike.
Feel free.
What kind of gift requires melon wrapping?
Is this a London thing?
It's a good end, Melinda.
you're being recently I thought you'd like some melon. Oh yeah I love a cellotape, I
would be incredibly careful as you open this. What is this phone? It's volatile. I'm gonna
get hit in the face. No no no no you don't have to worry about that, just don't tip it.
I feel like everyone else can take their gift home Al. Well hopefully the memories will
certainly go back with you. Okay for the final melon tape is to be revealed. I'll
hold it in place. It looks like a blood bath, Al. Open it up. Is this a severed head? Open
it up and reveal it to the camera. Hopefully we can get it a little bit. Half a little
tilt. I got you your favourite item. Why? It's a balloon full of beads, Al. You're
You're giving me a ball of four beads!
Mike, the gift's in there!
No! No!
The gift's in the melon!
Can you get it for me?
No, you've got to find it mate!
I have a full faith!
You wish to punch my hand into the beads!
Please sir, please put your hands into the...
Yeah, look at it, you're a swap!
I'm having my protein play!
Okay, I'm not getting beads you solo.
That's why I've got the tray.
It's fine
Don't pour it out
It's full of beans go mate just shut in there it's for the kids in the charity. Oh, yeah, I put it right at the bottom
We can do this together.
It's really bad.
Um, okay.
Take your hand out.
You'll be able to see it.
It's actually along the wall.
There it is.
It's right there along the wall.
There you go, mate.
Just in there.
You can grab it for me.
I'm busy right now.
I think you can use that bean cover time to get that.
There it is.
It's just, okay.
It's just there.
Just do your best to take it out.
There we go.
This is the actual gift.
I know you'd love it so much.
I've got bean jeans.
It's a picture of Alex.
You're welcome, Mike.
It's a picture of me.
It's beautiful.
You know, for creativity you win.
Can you understand?
You're that kid of school that's like, he's got problems, but he's got an artistic side.
Well, I think we should probably take a small break as we're going to quickly clean ourselves up before we come for a round up.
So we'll be back momentarily. Don't go anywhere. Mike needs to clean his hand.
time. The Race to World First is back. Echo is going to be challenging the Rubar Palace,
killing all those fighters and we are at the SK Magenta Facility here in Cologne and I'm
going to take you on a little behind the scenes tour. My name is Preach, this is brought
to you with El Gato and we have so many cool things here in this wonderful facility
that have been provided for. First stop, I'm going to show you where we hang out.
This is our wonderful caster setup where they can stream, play games, do whatever
they want to do over here in this area where Elgato has provided us with Neo
Streamdex and Wave Neo so we have our Google microphones, we can control our
streams, we can still reach our audience and do those things in comfort with some
nice couches and stuff. But in between that of course the Raiders and us need
ourselves some snackies so what they've done is give us a nice little
kitchen not the main one hold on for that because it gets real special soon
where we can dip in there's some bananas and some chocky bars and nuts
and some drinks all available for everybody there really good and now this is where you're going to
be seeing the players over here they're currently trying things out that we're not allowed to show
on stream so you have to be a little careful but once again our gato has given them wave DX
microphones that's what they're all using them really low profile microphone arms so if you
have an issue getting your mic arm right in your face you can use one of those our gato
wonderful arms to get it out of the way and make it work. Before we get to the big control
area though where there's some really fancy things to show you, I want to go downstairs
because you're going to see something pretty special there. We're currently in the lobby
at SK Magenta facility alright but watch this, this is so cool, follow me, follow me,
behold the greatness, that's what you want to see the big face of all these raiders
doing and this is where a lot of the pro teams that also train at the facility hang
out and I've been watching the race and getting involved with things including people just passing by
but you can see behind me this is the best bit okay echo has been notorious but not the best food
when we've been at the races but that has all changed three private chefs are working at providing
breakfast lunch and dinner freshly baked bread everything is here in the morning and you can
see they're working right now I wish you guys could smell what's going on so the raiders are
going to be eating good but more importantly is physical health the guys have sat down for
such a long time that they've actually now added a gym.
There's a gym for the guys to actually work out.
I was here at seven a.m. this morning.
This place was rammed with certain raiders, not everybody,
but the casters as well who were all working out here.
They've got table tennis,
they've got massage chairs around the corners,
all these things to keep the guys moving,
doing something because they are sat down the whole time.
But I know that's not the bit you super want to see.
Let's go and look at the really fun stuff upstairs
where the players are.
And now it's time to bring you inside the brains of the whole operation.
Every single time we do this, there's a new piece of technology that's added for Echo's
production team to make the show even better.
And as you can see here, as we look over at Mitch's desk, multiple stream decks.
We actually use a combo of them here, we use the Stream Deck Pluses and the Stream
Deck Excels.
And through here, they can route absolutely everything to control the whole production,
everything you see.
But this time has been a little addition.
Algato has also come out with a USB dock, which actually slides into the back of
stream decks allowing the guys to plug everything in at the back end and make
stuff so much tidier despite everything you see here this is a well oiled
machine but come with me I want to show you something special this is what you
actually see while it's controlled from there what we actually see goes on in
this room here this is the castle room the first thing you can see of course
is this wonderful analysis desk this is where we're going to be during our
mythic and much more complex fights is managing all the information we can
get to you that's very technical and very informative but it's our job and the
job of the guys on the couch right now is to deliver that information in a way
that's completely understandable. As you can see these guys also use these big
stream deck pluses along with their savory snacks and blankets to deliver
that information for you using those knobs to coordinate things get
everything done and they can talk back to production they can manage their
own volumes and they could put on a good show for you hopefully. Well at
some point when I get on the couch. Now there's one little thing I want
to show you okay. There's one thing I want to show you which is the actual brains of Echo itself.
Now I can't show you much because they're doing some sneaky things right now but you can kind of look
over my shoulder and behind me what you're going to see is Potter, Stripe and Roger. These are the
guys that are organising everything, planning strategies, working with a lot of teams behind
the scenes as you can see using them all Gato, Wavex, Alars and those stream decks to
coordinate every POV because they need to quickly switch between which player they're watching
and get everything sorted and there's no easier way to do it.
This is how we produce this show. We use all this technology in an amazing way
and what we're hoping to do is utilize it to make things simple, make things easy and of course
El Gato is always a big part of that and for me I'm going to take my place here at the analysis
desk to help the guys out and for the rest of you you're going to be able to watch these guys
and myself over the course of the race so enjoy and let's go to our casting desk.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, welcome, welcome to the race to world first.
I am Alex from FappalCV and joining me is the amazing Medic.
How's it going?
Yeah, I'm very nervous.
I'm going to be honest.
I think this is the most nervous I've been in years.
If you wanted, you could have really liked the spiders and built up sort of a comradery
with them over the last few days.
They've got a culture in high renown.
Yeah.
If you did that, can we switch to Jinji's point of view?
He has a special cutscene playing right now, as you can see, that's what happens if you
really get close to the spider.
No.
You're good.
Don't you dare.
Why am I so stupid?
Oh.
It's almost over.
She speaks on that now.
Your ambition was rare, you know.
Yet despite even betraying your own mother, here you are.
Moisaxi!
How many people are watching?
Yeah, the podcast is being improved by what everybody wants.
How are we perfectly behind each foot?
Why do you look so excited when the feet get sniffed?
I'm glad that they can't make their way over to what's being back for analysis design.
Oh no, they can't!
There they are!
I'm between the toes!
One more tick.
Go, Mini!
One more.
You can do it!
What is he clicking?
What?
Oh!
No!
9%.
What's the idea to win this?
What did he play?
He was clicking Death Strike!
Oh, and it's not taking a lot of damage.
He pops A and messaged Y. He took too much damage on this big hit and everyone else died.
And then he goes down and he's clicked Death Strike!
I knew it! I knew it!
I knew he was clicking Death Strike!
Oh, no.
Oh, mate.
Oh, no.
Oh, the shame.
Describe it to us.
It's uh, uh, pliers or something.
Not pliers, but it's a clamp.
well it's quite a lot of edging going on i guess we're gonna have some clamps about one
it's attached this
oh man may the lord have mercy
this is the strangest bit ever
oh it's taped!
ah very recently on
wolf wake up
there we go
i can't
what's on burning
In exchange for item level, how much of your soul would you give for a trinket drop?
There we have Jordan ready to go delving, for Roger's treasure trove.
Champion!
Pee-pee poo-poo.
Yep.
Oh no, not the forehead!
Wait, what is that?
Pretty sure like Greg's sausage rolls.
Oh, snow!
Wrecking plane!
Thank you!
We don't like shoes on the couch.
How bad is crumbs on the couch?
Hmm?
Oh.
I think you're doing the fight, and I look at the,
and I vote there.
As you can see, this is the Nova.
You can see coming out here, they're going across the room,
over in that direction.
Oh no, this is going to start getting recursive.
Didn't think this one through.
It's going to keep getting deeper and deeper
because I'm on the stream, and I'm showing the stream.
Oh no, look!
Oh no!
dodge that big AoE, the portal is currently sitting on Shoepair
what a great name that is, good old Shoepair, ring coming in
one second time, portal's down, dodge the orb, it's a void, a void
a void's a good one, we should use that one later on
and usually a co-caster would come in at this point, but I think I'm just gonna keep practicing
because soon we'll have Mythic, next week we'll be Mythic, Jordan
and then we've got to get even hyper, 2% of that strike, they're gonna kill her
it's a world first cast of a hero, it kills
In it!
Eh!
In.
That leaves us ready to put a puzzle together blindfolded.
We're gonna speedrun this.
I feel like you've had the time to think about how you would communicate this.
I have no bearings.
No.
I haven't done that.
And I have the blindfolds.
I want the blindfolds!
Let's rock paper scissors for the blindfold.
Okay.
Right.
On three.
One.
Two.
Three.
I didn't.
gonna struggle with a six plus puzzle. We were operating on a four plus mental level.
I said I'm three. I'm gonna do three then go. Oh no. This is why we communicated beforehand.
And we're about to try to communicate to each other. Can we get an instant replay and
say yeah I'm three. Okay and then I'll just look to my hand and two fingers go what's
going on. Like I'm surprised by my improvement. Oh dude. I've got them so they're communicating.
I think Robin Hood's blindfold on is screwed.
Let's try this again. On three. One, two, three.
Alright. I get the blindfold.
Alright then. So how are we going to set this up?
We've got to clear up some room.
Am I going to provide you with any sort of piece?
I don't think you can touch it. You can't touch it.
I can't touch it.
I'll pick up pieces and you'll tell me where to put them.
And through my large amount of manual dexterity
and intuitive understanding of spatial relationships
we'll magic our way to this.
Okay, so we've got to come up with a goal because I don't think we're gonna be able to do this hole
We're gonna be here for like an hour
Yeah, I'm not sure if we're gonna be able to make the entire thing work together
I can barely do rock paper scissors let alone command some sort of
Okay, hold on they go there's the headset. I'm also there we go you got this feel happy
Okay, so get the headset on oh, I want this in my life. This is amazing
Blindfolded casting.
Blindfolded casting is next, you know what?
Sometimes I feel like I might as well be blindfolded.
Do you want to guess what they're doing right now?
I believe that they're about to start mid-ic!
Alright, the Oracle has...
...flippin' and...
It's happening in my mind!
Oh, look at that! Pulling the first boss.
Alright. No, unfortunately it's Mordell's.
But, okay, the box is here.
Can you fill the box?
Okay, so I need to have the picture.
actually so hold on let me get let me get the bottom the box up so this is once
again chat window we're making him this is what we're making we're making a
lovely dinosaur picture provided of course to us by the wonderful medic
okay I'm gonna take some pieces okay so let's see what those pieces are oh
mate yeah nothing good yet okay I think I'm putting I think I can kind of
tactile okay hold on that one on the left that you just placed down there
we go to the tip of your fingers we're gonna be using that soon for the
very top left okay so the flat part needs to be to the north of the photo
overall there we go good perfect okay we're going to continue we're going to
try and build up that corner ideally we've got the peak of the
terrarium maybe we could be looking for some edges yes edges always edges i have
an edge you do have an edge that edge is going to go roughly in the top right
that's going to be some volcano smoke eventually that's good
yeah it's not so bad not too uh not too much further than that because otherwise
you're going to start placing stuff on the side here
Make the Lord have mercy upon us all.
Um, that isn't, yep, that's nothing.
I have an edge.
Oh, you have a corner. That corner is bottom left.
Okay, bottom, bottom left.
That's good. That's no further than that.
Otherwise you'll be putting things off the edge.
You have a little bit of a leaf there.
My Lord, this is gonna be, this is gonna take a little bit.
I have full faith.
You just gotta get the ball rolling.
Oh, hold on. I have a corner. Top left.
other piece it's oriented correctly as well oh my god first connection here here we go through
some sort of magic we've managed to make oh okay oh that's an achievement already a round
of applause clap a clap a clap I wasn't sure that was gonna be don't laugh that's not a
applause okay I'm being marked so production is telling us to do all sorts of nonsense
We'll play a few more pieces together for sure, we promised chat, we've got an edge.
Okay, let's see it, let's see it.
Do we want that edge?
I think that edge goes below the current, yeah so it's going top left and it's going below.
You've done really good here, it's going below that, we're going to be able to make a little health.
We only have 100 pieces in this right, so...
And we're already 3 in.
By my math, that's just shy of 5%
That is technically not wrong.
That is true and yet still on par with someone who says yes on three and then goes on four.
Screw you.
That is going to the north of the bottom left piece.
Is it going in?
Yeah.
I think.
Yeah.
I think.
Oh, we're making such good.
Now we're at 5%.
We're now at 5%.
Look at us.
Okay, we're making progress.
We're building here.
My spider senses are climbing.
You're getting a lot of middle pieces right now.
That's okay, we'll keep finding the edges.
We want to work in from the edge, I feel like.
Although if you see something that fits into that corner.
I'm doing my best to be your rummaging around at high speed.
Yeah, I'm getting more and more fluent looking for edges.
You are. There are a couple of edges.
I found an edge.
Are you making that noise because of the wet edge?
You need you to turn that around so I can see it.
I think that's the wrong way round. Yeah, that was that is what is that? Oh, that's like bottom middle. That's that's that's a long way away
That's I think that might be unachievable
overall
Making a way through this side, but surely
We
Any juncture the players stop doing delves I
I as the observant caster will let you know that you're missing out on action in the normal raid and we will immediately save production
So I'm sort of normal aid and we'll start casting real content for you. We have an edge
We are but we're gonna continue our edging. I think that is
That's gonna be like
Mid-left like is in it's on the edge, but mid-left so we're gonna keep that roughly there for now
We're doing really good along the left edge if we can edge all the way on the left
Then that would be an achievement for uploading so it's always worth edging the left. Let's
Here I have a corner a corner you don't even have to tell me hold on hold on I
Feel into the future. I feel that this is the top right corner. Damn dude. You're part right, but I liked it
I like the conviction bottom. What that's bottom left. This is bottom right. You wanted bottom right?
That's bottom right. That was one of the options. Okay, I had a 50-50 there. It was what it was
But yes, okay, we're gonna continue on the left side
So if we can you see that like I can pull left side on the purpose you just did I is
Between the it's itself from the top left connecting in it is connecting the two pieces of the left-hand side together
It's is it really yes, it is so there's only six pieces per side
No, no, no, isn't it's gonna connect because you have that mid-left piece. I think hold on
Can you place that down for a second?
I don't think this fits.
So I've made a grave mistake.
Oh no!
You're the one who can see!
That is on the right side, mid-right.
The one that you said was on the left is actually on the right.
That's mid-right, yeah.
Okay, so that's what I like to do.
Yes, you did.
Also, towards the middle of the...
You've got one little piece in the middle of the left-hand side right now.
Can you try and find that?
So, like...
Okay, now go to your right, towards the middle of the table.
That piece needs to go on the left-hand side.
that's an edge left piece.
Very good. Is it part of the other edge?
It's gonna make the same thing, but it's in its own little category right now.
So we have this edge with the corner, and then this edge with the corner, and then this corner.
The idea is that with this edge, it's going from the top to the bottom.
I'm gonna...
Topping and bottoming while we go through these edges.
You're getting a bit... I really want to help.
And I'm gonna go get a shout at that.
Um, that is, that's some white top stuff.
That's, that's, that's full pin.
Yeah.
That's full irrelevant to this juncture.
We just need full left.
Left is where we're going.
If we can make the left edge, I will consider this to be a success.
Yes, Chris.
They are.
Oh, I've run out of edge pieces.
Um, no, trust me, Jesse, you just got to take the time.
I found an edge.
The edging side of things.
That's what edging is all about.
Um, that is top right-ish, the bin, bin edge.
We can worry about that later.
What, what, what, what is this?
Uh, that's just a bit of plastic.
What about just a plastic?
Oh no, and that's new nightmare unlocked, like I just feel like Sam is just putting
things in the box for me to put my hands on.
Oh, they wouldn't do that.
That'll be, that'll be cruel.
I have an edge.
You do have an edge.
Um, that is right side.
That's a right side edge.
It also has a little bit of a face on it.
It's really nice.
That one didn't even make sense.
That edge has a face on it?
Sure.
What?
One bar.
Um, OK.
So we're going to keep going.
Oh, here we go.
It's a big edge piece.
That is a big edge piece.
I think that actually might be a left side edge piece.
Oh, let's go.
Left side being connected to.
We've got to get more of that.
So I think that is towards the top.
Is it connecting with either of the three segments?
It's not connecting anything yet.
It's between the middle and the top part.
So it's going to be top, more piece there.
And then we have this one somewhere, and then we have this one somewhere, and then we have
bottom course.
Yes, there we go.
So we're looking for two more left pieces.
Okay, we're making progress.
What, what, what, what, what's this?
What the box go?
Box is that?
What is?
We're finding the pieces, Jesse.
Why is there something else?
It's a Christianity.
Describe it to us.
It's a, uh, uh, pliers or something, I mean not pliers, but it's a clamp.
It's, well, that's quite a lot of edging going on.
I guess we're gonna have some clamps about
Man may the Lord have mercy. This is the strangest bit
Look at me
Directions that I did not expect to go this morning. Well, it just get worse
Just just
What is that?
This is a shoe.
It is a shoe.
I have no idea who's shoe it is.
Is it blue?
That's cut.
It is a blue shoe.
I mean, it might be my shoe.
Oh my lord.
It might very well be my blue shoe.
I hope it's mine.
I hope they didn't just have me put my hand in someone else's shoe.
That's a little bit too zalatab for me.
This is the vice-round of there that I've ever done in my life, man.
Oh, that's the whole pieces without tension.
Let's see if we can get one more.
I feel like we're so close to the left.
Edge one more time.
We've just got to get rid of the bench.
I hope I hit the camera as I chuck this stuff across the room.
What is this?
Okay, we're looking for left edges.
Yeah, we're looking for left edges.
I'm making sure you haven't put any of the left edges already in, actually.
Screw it, I'm helping.
Okay, okay, but I'm pretty sure I haven't.
You must have.
Oh my lord.
Right.
I have unparalleled tactile proficiency.
There's no way I've lost an edge piece.
You did just put down an edge piece, but it's all the wrong edge, it's fine.
Yeah, I knew that, I knew that.
Yeah, you could tell.
We're looking for left edge now and then have that undefinable, you know, air of left
you-ness for which I'm searching.
Yeah, 100%.
You know exactly what's going on.
So, chat.
What?
That came with the puzzle, actually, I'm afraid.
Okay, so this could go on the other side.
We're hoping we can use it to fix this segment.
I didn't even know this was a thing until I sat down and said we're done found an edge.
You did find an edge.
It's the wrong side.
Oh my God.
No, why dude?
Oh no it's not.
Hold on.
I'll get that back to you.
It's not.
It's for the bottom right piece here.
I've just got it in my hand.
That's cheating.
You put it down.
It was my mistake so I fixed it.
Bottom left.
You're going to use it to put along the actual bottom line.
connecting with the bottom left corner. So that now puts us at 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 8 percent.
No longer estimating somewhere near 10. That's pretty close to 10 percent, does that count?
Production, you need to let us know if we can stop it in the first place.
If Chats and Muse we continue, they donated their hard earned money for this, they need their money's worth.
Are you not enjoying this?
We could always swap it and have us...
We're not allowed to have lunch before the puzzles die.
That's alright, we're gonna solve this very very soon.
Oh, this is a nice edge piece.
That is a...
Damn it dude.
That is an edge piece for the other side, unfortunately. That's a right side edge piece, which we're slowly gathering together.
We can maybe start putting stuff together on the right side.
I don't think we can. I'm looking at the state of the board, dude, and it's not pretty.
Well, the thing is, this is working like any other game, right? The further we go with that success, the more likely success is where we're going.
If you say so. I think I understood some of those words.
Success is becoming concentrated over here. The left piece is here somewhere.
somewhere I think um no dude but not only do the pieces fall on the floor I'm
looking at your remaining pieces none of them are edge pieces you mean I've missed
it somewhere but this is an edge you just like um I'll know that glass like a
top edge okay it's this is this is cooked this is too cooked I think I
think we need to take the executive decision that we might have you done
we might have failed to do a six plus puzzle this is an edge it is hold
hold on, turn it around
oh no
hold on, hold on, hold on
yes, I think that is
bottom right
does it connect? it just connects, bottom right
to the side of the bottom right corner
yeah
like that, yep
alright
aha
there we go, progress has been made
we kept saying we were out of any chances
We made we made some sort of this is such a mess you got to tweet this out afterwards
This is the best that we've made with this. This is like the worst thing has ever come to it. All right, let's see
All right, I've run out of edges. I think that's it. I don't know where we are anymore. I'm sorry
I feel like a fact that you failed me. Okay. All right time
Right last last split Jesse came in top to the healing meter left
Didn't elaborate so we need to nerf him
by playing blindfolded and having me and preach.
You look like Hentai Batman.
All right, I am blindfolded.
How would you like this instruction?
I mean, do you want some movement?
Left.
Shall we practice?
I think left is strafe left, right?
Don't turn your mouth.
Oh, wait!
Don't do that!
We did not tell you gobbling jumps.
Let's not do that, Jesse.
My hand stop moving forward listen. This is not my keyboard. All right now. Thank you for that orientation now
I'm moving left and right. Yes, and now if you could backpedal if please backpedal just a smidge
Keep coming hold it for like six seconds. Am I going off the edge of idea? No, no, no, you're good
Well, trust me. I do not want you ninja pulling the boss. Oh, right stay there. Yeah, okay?
He jumped into all grats his crotch
He wants feeding but not like that.
My hand is now anchored on the movement keys.
That won't happen again.
Alright, this is Jordan's place.
Is my mouse on the screen working?
Yes, you are moving the cam.
You're all good.
Alright, so maybe I could buff, yeah?
Sure.
Yes.
Sure.
Those are good buttons.
And I'm now earth shielding myself.
Is that good?
You're way ahead of the game.
Yes.
They still don't even start to pull time.
Oh, okay.
I need a flask.
Okay, open the back.
Right.
So...
Consumable section.
Oh, yeah.
Which one's the...
Oh, is it the red?
Okay, Jordan doesn't know what the new flask looks like.
I do, but I can't see it in there!
Okay, so I was working out
if it was the blue or the red one.
I was leaving that for production.
Production leaking the fact that I got the T-points.
No, I was hoping she gets to figure it out.
Yeah, I have the haste boss. All right, so mouse left
Little bit more. Okay. I feel like I'm doing a claw machine. Okay, she's just like keep going left until stop. Yeah, okay
Yeah, stop
Hold on the masses like tight need that
No, no, no, this is good actually right now straight down. Okay, hold on. I lost the cue button
Okay, this must be tilde this must be
One there's a slight concern that we can't move the mouse without you having to rearrange your hands
That's a little concern well the master's just really tight. Okay now. Where am I going for the flat? Okay, so now straight down
You can keep going keep going
Three hours later. Oh, okay. Well, that's crazy right up
It's not fast in the furious
stop and now right he's like a claw machine did we do it no no right right oh
I thought you meant right click oh hey now up it's up that up now click down
wait what is that click now there you go now excellent yeah now now now how many
How many to put earth shield on a relevant target?
Oh my god.
I have a question.
What's earth shield?
Oh goodness, I'm kidding.
It's talking to a mage.
There's actually no point yet, they're not here.
Okay, very good.
Just wait, it's just terrible at putting groups together.
So he called and demanded your presence, G.
Well they thought maybe I'd have to fill you up.
Well, it's in his name, right?
Just wait.
So is this it?
Would you consider, Jeth, that what you're about to do is a statement overall that you
would like to pass to the community, that Restor Shaman is so easy, that you can literally
play Raid Bosses blindfolded?
It's true that when you're playing for Ten of Restor Shaman, you drop a Totem, it chain
heals.
You chain heal, it also chain heals.
The chain heals go everywhere.
I don't need to do anything.
Will you be popping Ascendance into Chain Heal?
Very often, yes.
Yeah.
Typically, court, you know, stacked up with a bunch of Totems.
No reason to pop Ascendance if you don't have Totems down to chain heal your Chain
Heals.
Oh, wow.
That makes no sense.
Spirit Anquin things get spicy close my bag. Yeah. Yes. All right. Good. You're all set
The summons are coming in the players are on their way. We've got excellent fraga win. We've got swag in
They haven't arrived yet though. I seem now I can't put up with your cool down of the fifth button on the top row
That is my most important button. It's on a 30 second cooldown. I'll drop it now
Healing rain down. Yes, and then I can move it somewhere else
So you guys need to help me put my healing rain in a useful spot
Mind you to put it down.
Okay, well that looks like a useful spot.
Okay.
It's supposed to be since I haven't pulled the boss yet.
No, no, you're doing really well.
Maybe you've got to pre-heal everyone.
Chain heal going off right now?
Yeah, okay.
I feel I should tell you your healing range did not work.
Oh, did it not go anywhere?
I know, I feel like I can't wait to screw it really badly,
but is it me?
Did I put it down somewhere?
Nope.
On the damage build, yeah.
You haven't drugged the icon off,
didn't activate when you pressed it are you sure and it still did not I could see
you pressing it I think it's you've got no line of sight on what you're trying to
do yeah I think it's gonna bring over the details there you go yeah we did it it's
gonna go off where my mouse is so I do need to help me with that but we need to
put my mouse in a relevant spot somewhere on the screen just put in the
middle okay put you in the middle where's the middle okay do you see
character. No! Just move your mouse to character. Maybe I should have changed these to at-player
macros. I mean just tap the boss. I don't want to do that and then pull it. Will it drop
at your feet if you tap the boss? No. It'll only drop when my mouse is over. It's an at-cursor
macro, but we could change that, okay? Can you do that flying folded? Yes. Alright. Okay. Hit the
escape key. I think I did. Nope. Okay, we can't see your mouse. Wiggle your mouse.
It's not on the screen right now. Okay. Oh, it was on the other bottom. Halt,
go down until we say. Stop. Left until we say. Stop. Up a little smidgy boo. Click.
All right, we're in okay. There is a problem
The overlay from the
I would just press escape
Yeah, I'm cheating for this part
Do you make it to the pool? No, we made it later. Well, we almost
Target no
player I want to put me I don't know that is a saving that okay there's a
problem this is a okay German keyboard are you expecting to still top the
healing meters here are they know that see is that the end well for our girls
DPS right now though we have all Puggeroo healers Rycen Athena I don't
recognize Zaitla. Scythe. Iten. Iten, yeah. Scythe. It works. I healed the power of myself.
Okay, that didn't happen. We're good to go now. Excellent. That's great. One, two, three,
this is... I really need you to hold the right mouse button and turn your mouse to the left.
No, no, no, no, I won it. I won a challenge as well here. Alright, and I'm moving?
Yes. Well, you moved a bit more to the right. You moved a camera more to the
Left, left, left, left, left, left. There you go. Left, left, and pull it down. So, move your mouse up, up with the mouse. Perfect.
Yes, now we've got a good view.
Okay, there we go.
And I have boss targeting.
You have the boss.
I assume you're going to do DPS.
Of course.
Of course. Excellent.
Now?
No, not now.
Okay, first of all we need Earth Shield.
Mouse down until we say.
Okay.
Halt.
Left until say.
Halt.
Up.
Stop, Mira's, click.
And go!
And now, midi riptide.
All right.
There it is.
And then I would go up and right in equal measure.
So up until we say stop and right a smidge.
All right, you're good.
All right.
Here we are, we're ready.
We are, ready, face crime.
Down with Kurt, go, John.
Left, stop.
That's too fast.
Left, look at him.
OK, right.
Up, up, up.
up tiny tiny down a little yeah press nailed it that was the ready chance now you know where
your mouse is it's pretty centered 15 second full timer right press bloodlust now no come
on this is exactly what I didn't want have you got audio alright three two one go lightning
Yes, lava bursting. Perfect, perfect. Alright, everybody's grouped on you. They have pulled
the boss to you, so you can start healing now. They're taking some of the AWE damage.
The webs are coming. Get ready to run. They're not under you. How the hell is this happening?
Yeah, we need to angle, I think, to see under his feet. So maybe A plus it, that's good.
I need to chain heal? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright.
Alright, Hopeful's trolling you. He's putting you in a poison.
These mages, am I right? Yeah, I defencive. I defencive, okay.
No, you totally fine the rage for her somebody died, but it wasn't your fault
You're not you need to hold your right mouse button and turn it to the right a little bit because you're not that's perfect
Okay, okay now you don't walk forward a smidge. Oh
All they gripped you out I go dragged you out. Okay, so right mouse button down and certainly camera to the right
Okay, what forward?
All right, what for do we say? Yep
Stop in camera left a bit
left a bit more
I think more that walk forward now until we say stop. I told you you got this. All right more
Yeah, stop blasting
I mean a little bit
Okay
Don't think they want to tell me if you want me a lot of healing. Okay. No everyone's full HP
I'll just have the big a we soak so do a little bit of a we healing. Yeah, you love my song cool down
Yeah, yeah, that's it. All right, throw some lightning bolts in there. Big damage!
Oh, okay, the boss is moving. We're going into phase two now.
We're gonna have to dodge the boss charging across the...
Oh! Okay, now you can start spam healing from here.
Right, maybe walk forwards a little bit. Okay, that's fine.
All right, let's see where the adds are spawned in.
Okay, so now we want to strafe right. That's it.
Yeah, you can train lightning now.
You're not targeting anything.
Okay, now run forward, forward, forward, right.
That's it.
You're fine.
We did good.
You're totally fine.
I keep trying to grip you.
It's trying to save me or kill me.
It depends who's gripping you.
It's changing.
It's a little bit of both.
Alright, people are taking a light bit of damage, you can put a little bit of game healing.
Alright, can we get into feed? Alright, move your mouse up us when you want to. Damn!
Okay, so walk forwards.
Yeah, walk forwards to the boss now. Keep going for a while.
Yeah, keep going. Yeah, keep going for a while.
Hold, hang on, you've been rooted, it's fine.
Okay, next phase has started. People are full health, all the healers are covered.
Is this an okay?
No, yeah, you're still rooted. So keep walking forward.
Hold, you got rooted again. There's a lot of webs, we're not going to weed.
I'm going to get rooted again.
Yeah, I don't know if we can stay through those.
Two seconds to enroute, right, walk forward, keep going, you've got to get across the other side of the platform, keep walking, almost there, right, hold, stop now, all right now you can healing rain, yep, yep, right tilt your camera slightly to the right now, there you go, you can lava burst now, you were just not slightly in front of him.
Yeah, he weren't facing him quite.
Okay, are we big damning?
You are.
Yeah, we're big damning.
So we're not going to try and put you in the soaps because they keep gripping you out of it
Because I'd have to run at the entire time. Oh
So people aren't going in the soak. Oh the ascendants. Okay, so this works
You're right in the midst of everybody now. Oh, you can DPS now everyone stops. Okay. Okay, then it's worked clearly
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're actually surprising doing well. It's unfortunate rice and I'm frago in here
But you're definitely dominating the other pub healers
Yeah, little trickle damage nothing special going on. All right. Okay, the
back pedal back pedal little bit
Little bit it's up. Stop stop right there. Okay. We're going the energy. We're almost doing stage two
Yeah, we're gonna keep you out the dodges now
Out the charges. We're gonna do a really good job of that. I'm ready. We're nearly there. Let's see you've got
All right stage two incoming boss is now borrowing down. Maybe we can do some damage to the ads
Although we got a little bit of damage out last time.
Yeah, they're not spawning yet. He's just doing his nut back.
Yeah, hold.
I think they were hoping to kill it before it happened.
Oh, maybe. Yeah, he's gone.
Charges coming. Alright, you've got a charge on you. Run forward, run forward, run forward.
Stop.
Okay, you're good.
Yeah, that charge is dodging in. That's fine.
Alright.
Just keep blasting.
Yeah, we need to turn him around for the edge.
Hold right now, spotting the camera to the right.
Keep going, keep going.
Keep going, keep going, keep going. Perfect.
Yeah, we need a bit more of a bird's eye view though. So maybe tilt the camera up a bit. Yeah, there we go
Now you've got line of sight on the ads so you could just change. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I could healing rain, baby
It's just a little trickle like rice and frigo was yonking all the healing off you to be honest
All right now we can
Try and get you back to the boss. Yes
He's ready to feed. Maybe we can feed the boss.
Okay, so walk forward just a little, little tiny bit.
Okay, left.
Alright, wait, hold on, I've managed to make here a little bit of an awkward direction.
Okay, so forward a bit more.
Oh no, it's fine, the boss has been fed.
Right, we're going to keep running towards the boss.
Alright, keep your blindfold on.
They're going to come and change this overlay on your PC.
Okay.
Yeah, Sam's going to change it, so he's going to shuffle you.
Okay, hold yeah, we couldn't see you couldn't see the top left of your screen if your camera is not in the right place
We have no idea, okay
All right, good. Can we get into the boss? Yeah, all right, I believe okay first of all stop moving
Yeah, sorry, Sam's just changing one thing that we're just gonna wait for that for a second just that the idea
How did I do?
Are you getting into the boss Sam?
Without him all we're gonna have to try and saw someone out which is not gonna work. Yeah, run me to the boss
Maybe yeah, cuz he's got a click the bat
He's got a click the bat
Pete run in we're headed to look on the horror yeah
So you guys have to get me in the downstairs phase and keep me out of the puddles and avoid the beam
Yeah, yeah, we did really well. Yeah, I'm surprised. I didn't get hit by a charge. Thank you guys. That was good
Yeah, you may go
Yeah, we may have failed you slightly, but I was.
I like how you didn't say anything about it, like personal or health stuff.
No, they're actually well protected.
I mean you're very well protected by your ex-rade of friends right now.
Yeah, we were going to have you in to soak.
Oh, how are we going to...
Okay, this is actually rough.
How are we going to get him into the front?
Just follow the group.
I'll be in one group or the other and just stick me in it.
Yeah, I'm more...
Okay.
Yeah, no, this is fine.
We need some terminology for you, Ethan.
I'm sorry?
In front of the curve.
Scroll the mouse wheel forward.
Oh, when I was changing your transmog on stream, Jesse,
which I would never do.
Ah, you now admit it.
Oh, no.
What?
I would never do this.
That is a count sharing.
And that's not funny.
Oh, yeah, no.
I actually don't believe you did that.
No, I didn't do that.
But I say leaned on your mouse, and I scroll wheeled.
Because it just happened.
Yeah, I thought I was going to zoom out the camera.
Yeah, just like when I put my hand on the keyboard and pushed the gust of wind and almost pulled the boss earlier
Nothing happened. Okay. I mean I'm sorry, but some used your rank. He died to trash
I mean fair I doubt I would have been able to
Okay, oh
Killed again. All right, well, there'll be a red shortly that finishing trash. All right. All right. Yeah, that finishing trash
Alright, so this boss, we need to make sure that Jesse is in the correct group for the
downstairs phase.
Yeah, just put me in one of the groups and have me follow along when that mission.
And we need to dodge the heroic mechanic, which is the beans coming out at the sides
of the bosses and going anti-clockwise.
So there's a few things that we need to do.
There's also a big circle you're going to have to get me out of.
And tentacles.
Yeah, you got a lot of work to do.
Oh yeah.
And ideally I don't run the tentacles through my friends.
Oh, yeah. No, that would never happen.
Of course, especially not over the majors.
No.
I guess they must have told the raiders that I'm
blindfolded if they were rescuing me out of things.
Actually, I don't think they did.
I think they just assumed that you've lost it in your old age.
Fair assumption, let's be honest.
I am, in fact, 39 years old.
I mean, all right.
We need to accept the reds, Jesse.
No, no, no.
OK, reds.
We need to accept the reds, so move the cursor up.
okay now left okay now now click down no no no no no is in that sorry go up my
directions are okay now click yeah my life yes you're live now maybe rebuff
okay am I pushing water shield yeah yeah yeah okay and I should her shield
myself I guess and perhaps a tank yeah you're not I don't know which group you
going to be assigned to hold on do they do 135 yes 135 246 okay what's your
character's name jeez charmant oh how could you not figure that out okay I
didn't read them all all right so you are group four I assume you have your
groups vertical sure yes sure why the hell not looking at this set of that
make sense because yeah yeah yeah yeah okay so your group four so dude I assume
that's going to the right okay that would be standard play can you turn to the
left don't move just turn to the left yeah pan the camera round or sorry I got
distracted you're definitely gonna do something to get distracted I'm just
spinning in circles chat I'm spinning it's fine okay so pan the camera round
to the right. Okay, hold. We're past. Now we're looking at the boss.
Excellent. Should I tab and target him?
Yeah. Just don't break any more.
Okay, all right. Very good.
Oh, cool.
What's happening? The silence is disturbing.
I had to run and get changed quickly so I can join you in a fine echo shirt.
You had a quick outfit change.
It is a nice jersey. It is. I do like the Echo Jerseys. Are these on sale or are these not for the low man?
No, they are. Yeah, you can order a jersey and you can have your own name added to it.
Ooh!
Explanation mark, merch in the chat. I've got more information.
We're in a fight!
We're forward! Walk forward! Walk forward!
Okay, stop.
Stop.
So now stop blasting.
Yeah.
I'm pummin'.
Stop blasting and I'm strafe left.
for say three more seconds, step forward a bit. Forward. Alright. You're with the group,
you're still on triple rise. Okay, move left. Alright, yeah, no, right, right spot. Okay,
forward, forward, forward. You're in the sludge. Left. Left. Just keep running. Alright,
do this like a pro, this is shambles. Okay, you're good now. Okay, yeah, this is fine.
Alright, we have the beams coming in. We're in a good position. Now we want
to go right. That's it. Okay. Keep going. Straight, hard, right. Straight, hard, right.
Maybe move backwards a little bit. Stop. Has it stopped? Hold. Healing ring here. How
long do they? Perfect. Okay, now we need to get you into the frontal. Ideally, it's
going to be about here. Let's see if we can see. You'll be able to see the headspin
of you. Now we need to run left. Left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left,
left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left,
We did it all right, so maybe pan your camera to the left a little bit left and tab
All right, right a bit you went too far
There you go. You get it chain lightning. Oh
Wait, we need to run forward. Oh
Yeah, but they're probably gonna rescue them marking you hold on did you not warn me on the slicer being spawned on you
Yeah, they're tasteful!
You just got sniped!
We do not... we can neither confirm or deny whether it was intentional
I've been murdered!
But the beam literally spawned in your face, yeah
It did not only just kill you, by the way
Oh, if I'm in the group, I imagine more than one
This is outrageous
Where's the res?
Who they resed?
No, I think they should
I think they should
A helper
They actually did wipe on this bus earlier
Oh really? Oh yes, in one of their runs they were just a low DPS run.
A couple people got clipped by a beam exactly like this and then they didn't have a DPS to kill the adds downstairs
and you get overwhelmed with adds and the add shields to the boss makes it unkillable.
I've been doing heroic reviews and we were fine with some lovin' acts, that's a high, you need some good deeps on that one.
True. That boss is quite difficult.
Yeah, if you fall behind on the damage by the last platform, we get every egg, we hit berserk multiple times.
Oh yeah, because you did the heroic rate, was I guess they, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, we're not clear yet. We'll get there. We'll get there, but it's it's it's fun as hell
But every boss I've seen so far is demolished by a bit of gear
We've kind of been talking about this lightly between us on the couch
How do you feel about mythic because we're just saying you know sometimes
Yeah, or just sometimes normal and heroic falling quite quickly
Has no reason to have any indication of how mythic will be but the last three
It was once the last week of the hell. Oh, yeah, I think a blindfold off Jeep. There's literally nothing happened
You just I just did. Oh, that's so bright one. I've been black. Yeah
Exactly where you are stood is where they cast the beam at you. Yeah
Angle as well. I didn't quite see the shadowy
Little indication of where it's the group I suppose if I've been stuck with everyone
They could yeah, they were doing it just after the mountains
And we were also to be fair that means it probably wasn't a snipe
They won't think it was they want to position the beam in such a way that it minimizes the leg
Oh, it went in the same spot this time as well
So yeah, we managed at the maximum amount of time before the beams come over to these
We somehow managed to put you in exactly the right place to get hit the perfect beam
Some would say someone say that that was your fault. Oh
We've been gifted
Okay, um, I well quick yeah, I'll read it in a second
I'll quickly finish the story because otherwise I'm gonna forget. It's a windmalker monk. I had no haste
That was the problem. I had like 2% haste and apparently you really need haste on my cost
Okay, so the box says a gift inside for medic
And then it says be
B
It says medic be right
Okay, okay, I get inside for medic if he answers these questions three
Oh, a gift inside for medic B if he answers these questions three
So the major issue I had with this right is if we have a look at this this be up here
This looks like an S set which is a letter in the German alphabet in strasse heiser etc
So I thought this was medic sir
It is nice medic B. Wow a gift inside for medic B if you answer this question
I can't open until instructed
That's what you're just gonna patiently wait.
Yep. No more talking. No more talking. Just wait.
Okay, we're just gonna sit in the stair.
Oh, Mitch has told me I can open it now.
Okay, I'll wait for Mitch to...
Oh. I have to open three questions.
Where are the questions?
Instruction's up, kid!
I hope you were audible to the stream there, Mitch.
No, no, no. I'm on it.
Okay, let me put this...
Okay.
If I put this here...
Yes.
Oh my God, it looks so ominous.
Also the gold pen yeah, we have three questions for you. Okay. They're all zalatath related
Okay, if you can answer them all correctly, okay, you will be allowed to open the box. Okay, and if I get one wrong
No box for you. Yeah, how are you gonna stop me
Yes, I'd like to see you try me. I'm quick on the trigger with opening boxes. Okay, okay three questions about zalatath
Can Jordan help me?
No.
Jordan, if you mute your microphone, they'll never know.
This is a wish.
Six!
Okay, how many times do I have to tell you that?
I will allow this.
Jordan can help you with facial reactions only.
You can't shake your head or like nod.
No yeses or noes.
Can I get one ask to the audience?
No.
You want to trust chat?
I want to trust chat for one question.
That's not bad.
They would never like us.
Yeah, we could do a poll.
I'll give them two options.
Yeah, we could do a poll.
Okay, cool.
Are these multiple choice questions?
No.
Can they be?
No.
Please?
Absolutely not.
It's a good gift in there.
You want this game.
I mean, I do.
That's why I wanted to re- I want to get the questions right.
I just want the ball.
I also, I have this like inexorable urge to be correct about things and it, when tests
come up, I'm really worried.
We will allow you one poll the audience.
Okay.
With two choices, obviously.
And one for a friend?
No.
Production, what's the answer?
Enough stalling.
First question.
Okay.
What is the weapon called that Zalatath was contained in?
What?
It's you got this. I believe the weapon in which she was contained. Yeah, is this in the wall with it?
No, well then how am I meant to know that?
I can use your poll the audience. I work. Well, but I have to give them two options. Yeah
Yeah, it's so doomed. What was the weapon in which she was contained? Yeah
Okay, you can facial facial reactions
Is it a sword of some sort?
Is it a bow?
Is it an amulet?
It's not a weapon, it's sword?
Okay, it's kind of a sword.
A hammer.
A mace.
A long sword.
A big sword.
A scythe.
It's a weapon.
And it's kind of like a sword.
A staff.
Can you picture Zelatath holding a big-ass hammer?
No, but she was contained within this.
Yeah, yeah, but...
She also has the weapon.
We may have made this too hard.
Yeah, we may have visited too late. This is impossible!
Like, is it the amulet she has around her chest?
It's a dagger.
Oh, it's a cool dagger.
There you go. Okay.
Okay, that's the way it's called. It's called a dagger.
No. I mean...
The question was imprecise.
It is called a dagger.
That is the type of weapon.
You're not gonna get us on a technicality. No!
If I say, hey, what's Excalibur?
And I say a sword, it's called a sword.
Alright, so then have that one.
Yeah!
No, you don't know the answer, at least.
Of course I wouldn't have known the answer.
The weapon was called Zalatath.
Oh!
Blade of the Black Empire.
I didn't know that!
I thought it was Knifu!
Yeah, Knifu would have been an acceptable answer.
Okay.
Knifu would have been acceptable.
Okay.
It's not a knife, it's a dagger.
True.
This one might be hard, too, but we'll see.
Please make it easy.
Who freed Zalatath from her prison?
Ooh.
This was in the intro cinematic, to this expanse.
Okay.
You would have watched, because it played when you started playing the video game.
Yeah.
Are you a dirty skipper?
I probably was.
I've probably watched it once and I forgot.
Unlucky shame.
Okay, the Jailer does everything, obviously.
Technically, the Jailer is the puppet master, so we could say...
Well, technically, we gave you a hint with the answers to the last question.
Oh, I didn't listen to it.
It's called Zalatath the Blade of Something.
Not about the name, about when that weapon existed.
I mean, it existed in the cutscene.
Why did it exist?
It was Dragonflight.
I assume it's chronological the way that wow expansions work. Yeah, so post dragon flight
Who've you got you got the baddie dragons and you got the goodie dragons?
It's not gonna be chromie. Well to be fair this this dagger didn't really exist in either of those expansions
Okay, so was it in that is it something from the twisting never? Oh
So someone's on the twisting never
Who exists in the twisting never?
Okay, so you can't not and you can't you can't shake your head however
could you mouth out the first letter of the person of the thing person who freed
Salatath? Am I allowed to? Let's ask Jordan this, Jordan do you know the answer?
No. Okay so who else is interesting? I'll give you some lore because you're
you're a relatively newer player right? Yes. So Salatath's lore goes way back to
Like old gods way back okay void and was off. Yes back far back
so
Think about yeah, that's really helped me cuz I I don't know who the old gods are either. I know no
Law goes way back to yeah, but you could you could go with that answer if you want I could go with this off
Mm-hmm. You could you could pull chat you could pull chat. I've got a nice facial reaction from over here
Yeah, I'm gonna go with N'zoth. I want chat for the third answer. Okay, that's correct
The last question probably the hardest one
How many toes toe rings three
I'm gonna actually check
To see if either two or three I think I have a picture of it. Give me a second hold on
Hold on. I really hope that's right. That's hilarious. Yeah, this is gonna be good. Just give me a sec. I'm gonna do the thing
Yes, it is. I knew it and do three there are you three there?
Congratulations. The question was how many toe rings would you lick off the side of the toes, right? Yeah, sure, okay?
So I'm sorry chat. I couldn't use you for the cold preamble the box
So within this box contained is a gift flown from another country from an award-winning establishment
Please feel free to open your box
I'm very excited now
Is it award-winning cheese? It's heavy. Oh, could be cheese. Do you wanna feel it? It's like
All right
All right, here we go
An award? Okay, what about?
Can I keep the box?
What is that?
Pretty sure they're Greg's sausage rolls.
Oh no!
Brick in the lane!
Thank you!
Let's go!
I got some Greg's sausages.
I haven't had Greg's in years.
Do you want to put that next to you?
I want to keep this.
I'm going to eat some Greg's.
You can talk.
I'm here my mic.
Excuse me
Well Greg sausage, this is amazing
There's some beans for you afterwards. Okay, cool
Thank you everyone. I've been told that if you require ketchup you may ask no, I don't like ketchup ketchup on sausage rolls
This is I
I mean, I will like that later, but for now we're going I'm getting crumbs raw and wriggling is the
How bad is we we don't like shoes on the couch. How bad is crumbs on the couch?
You're joining Mike and Alex with the remote there emote
All right, save for it. Tell us what you're experiencing right now
It looks life-changing
I'm sure everyone has a few of us
because
Sausage rolls from Greggs are not the best sausage rolls in the world. They're not. 100%
They're not the fluffiest. They're not the tastiest. The sausage meat isn't the most succulent.
However, there is a part of me that just returns to my childhood when I eat a sausage roll
and the pastry that is stodgy and still moist somehow. The meat that tastes like it is being
in process to Timbuktu and back.
And all for 20p.
It reverts me back to my childhood.
I'm actually, I might cry.
I haven't had a Greg Sausage Roll in probably 15 years.
And now I have-
What an amazing gift.
Now I have so many of them.
Oh.
Zalat have delivered the Greg Sausage Rolls.
Those questions were flipping hard though, Lance.
Like, how am I gonna know that?
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment. We've all been waiting for we've been waiting an entire week for this
That's right might gets to see a delt and jidges in a day
Look at him casting the spells so that you can see that spitfire fuse tender throwing that dynamite out there
Mike is of course gonna have to sidestep that I've always a hell of a lot of damage is gonna be coming in
How do you think he's gonna be dealing with these upcoming lack of breath that's coming into this part of that?
I can't do this
And welcome to the first two days of heroic work.
You live in Germany so you keep defending it.
But you tell me a modern country that has everything closed on a Sunday these days.
Outrageous shenanigans to poor.
Ever since I've been here, attitude.
Ooh, another neck. Let's fucking go, guys.
Another neck. I found a neck as well.
Oh
We got beans on toast
Let's go. Thank you. Thank you
Yeah, it smells so bad
Yeah, it's the way they squish. I know you smell like a pop-up and say that definitely doing splits, but
I'll wait until you don't talk to me before I ruin this. Let me set a case
They're going to do splits all day to move.
You just have to say that you're fine.
You're not really fine, but you just can't get into it.
She's almost like a combination of Psymox.
From...
Of course. I guess he's sleeping.
We saw some of the players who did get timed out will put it that way.
They were banned.
The speaking from experience, there is different levels to banning, okay?
Now watch the most important question, the most pressing question, pressing being the
amp word here, when is the laundry returning?
So we have an ETA of tomorrow 1200, we'll get regular updates and keep you all up to
date.
Okay.
Is it splits for the laundry?
There's going to be a spreadsheet that you need to follow, I will email it to you tonight.
And when it arrives, do we get to split the loot between the game or is it that each person
gets them individually?
Yeah, it's going to have to be personal with this one I think, yeah.
That's a shame, but I was hoping to get one of Kessha's shirts so I'll be honest.
No, we don't.
But Charity and a bit of Gamber and some splits on this fine day, I will drink
my beanie rim juice.
Be cautious as he masticates the beans, snowlands central.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, that's a stubby.
Look at you, rat.
Did you notice how long it took Mike to touch the feet?
As you say.
That bound horror is going to be the one staying down in the unseeming 2% left.
I don't know man, this could go really wrong.
Wait, it's getting in.
Oh no, don't let the shield juggle!
Oh come on, keep plowing!
We've got 0.5% left!
Oh, the rain is getting so low!
stay alive it's time for you to show off if you are the best player here
oh they got so lucky
oh that's how we start pro this guy
that's a wrong way, that's a wrong way
okay we dodged the web guys do not die to the web but be kind of embarrassing
then we're getting ready to clean the web soon we want to especially clear around
the blue area robin drag the boss for the back part away
I do it on
I'm here to be the entry
Yeah, we got it
Good
And then we have the
folk coming up, we have a vehicle for it
Yeah, there was fire over there
We have one too, one too in here
Wanna bring it in?
No
Watch it
Yeah, I already joined there
Oh, that's pretty good
There's a lot of people that went in that were not supposed to go in this.
Yeah, I was about to say, but...
I'm very confused.
I don't think...
Okay, we can...
Yeah, watch the webbings.
And then we clean the webbings, guys.
And then, after that, we have all the remaining people going in.
We'll take them.
I'm not the one.
Go in, onto the shed, if you didn't yet.
By the way, so far. Go far.
Go far.
Yeah, you guys are getting hacked out
Don't be too close, don't they?
Not that coming here despite everything
You spoke to me Chris yesterday
Don't try, I thought I was gonna deal damage
Yeah, same, but the same, bro, I was like, you're pregnant?
I mean, this charge would kill us, yeah
We got you
I take skype away you can take
Of course we want to focus the big boys
Watch coming here we got you
And another one watch out guys
Killing these boys here and pick up the bodies to come up
Like we learned in this game
I'll just get the clan from the walker
We got a Jolly.
And make sure to pick up the blue, the guys.
Get the spider on the floor.
On trigger.
We need more people.
Oh, we need actually more than 20,
so we need to go for another round, cause.
Full left, Rally.
And three more people.
Okay, we're good. Go, go, go.
Yep.
One more.
Okay, we're going into this corner here,
I think.
Don't figure the webs.
And down is a nice means.
And of course doing it on blue.
Do you mind us?
We can handle it now.
Make a good path here guys.
Make a nice path here.
Lix will sprint.
Only group 1 and 2 yeah?
Last time we had 3 people extra.
And go far.
I have to initial one.
of course the flinks win or no
go far
that's where the gate is
so let's move to the left
that's the mechanic already
we're getting ready to cleanse the webs again
so I just
get here and breath
and maybe maybe
something happened I don't know about
cleanse the end
and the remaining people
are Jank sprint
careful of the web
I'll take the left.
I'll take four of them there.
I'll bring the boss into the middle.
Right, robin.
You also have a permanent and a new assault on the right.
Anadiva on screen?
No. Oh, I do actually.
I also actually noticed.
I'll also have it so it goes away.
Right, pushing wall.
That's even rushing this phase.
I'm not tracking the cleanse right now, so I'll just call one in the next one.
You tank this one, robin. I'll take that one.
yeah everyone pick up yeah everyone needs to have we need 25 in total so we need
the Russian click rounds other way you're gonna have to ring this at sea
you don't have much else. We have a rally discuss now.
We need four more pickups.
We're done, come and bring it.
This one was quicker.
It was even quicker than this one.
I never saw this one before.
Guys you need to use it. Hello?
Use it. Hello?
Do you want wings on this?
Yeah, stand on the next bush
Don't trigger the webs
Don't trigger
I'll be cleaning blue
You get new weapons and I'll be cleaning blue, guys
Watch blue, of course
Don't know where to clean, guys
What's over?
Get up, Sven
Then we have group one and two
I mean, I run
Good, 80 minutes
Jankle, Sven
We get the red one first
Far over great.
Yeah, he definitely is here.
Two boss guys, two boss.
Fish!
One!
You can rush move please.
You can pop one.
What is his left?
Group one and two are staying here.
Group three and four move a bit away.
Yeah, that's correct.
First and last.
He's definitely going to kill it.
Going in, group one.
They're killing the harboring us of course guys, that's the most important thing to spend home
Yeah, definitely not faster
And then we're watching the beam come in soon
We're going all the way
We're in front of you guys, in front of you guys, I can't turn anymore, okay?
We need to wait a little bit, watch this line soon
Wait
The group is coming out of the right
What the fuck is going on?
We're a little bit split, that's fine
Looking space?
But yeah, we need to split down there, like...
Yeah, yeah, we live in the... like some we go down right?
Yeah, yeah, group 2. We're determined where we will split up, guys. Let's see.
Just follow your plan, guys.
Just follow your plan.
We're staying here.
We just go. Group 1, we just run, yeah?
Get it.
All the way.
Pop some coolies.
That's good, group 1.
They're here.
They're harboring us inside, please.
Watch your tentacles outside.
Then we have the beam coming in the inside.
Watching the beam here.
I'm gonna be a little bit more
What's happening here?
Only harbingers, there's one out going in
You're gonna start from the north
You need to help him
And then you're getting ready, kill the things inside
Yeah
Well said, maybe a little bit tight guys
So, should hold all, yeah
Get away from us, Wolf
Now
Run away and take the gateway back
Take the gateway back in after
Prepare it
I'm gonna go to the left
He's barrier and we went there
And we're going to the left
Green group
Green group we need to move
There is an ad
Opposite where you're going guys
Do you want to stop and cross or no?
I'm gonna add an infrequent
One guy inside
If you can
See the ad's
Opposite
On this ping guys
uh
This will be very difficult. Can you route them, Macy or something?
Ula-Bernie?
That's going.
We have six seconds only.
On your left side, I guess.
Send it home.
Kill the smallest guys.
Without them.
Now we have 4 of big persons.
Yeah big person, really big, really big.
We have this rally, we have 3 more.
We need to kill the adds over there.
Yeah, we're getting big trucker now.
I'm fucking dead, yeah.
Don't stop them, Gigi.
Inside group is out.
I'm gonna aim the P-Metal a bit more to...
Actually that's fine.
Drop the adds if you can guys.
Watch the beam.
I'm aiming it a little bit more like this so you guys have it faster access to it
Yeah, that's fine. We need to see the art coming in. Does anyone have anything?
I have a microphone for this one, I can't kill them now
That's fine
You need to kill the watcher as well otherwise the boss will pull my shield
Yes
Yeah, I'm gonna have to damage inside or what?
No, the beam was
The beam was a bad thing by me
You like me?
No no no no no
What's his time?
Oh, he said he gets killed or something
No, not time
He's passing us
He's in a castle inside
What's the thing?
Is he going to interrupt the lane?
Well maybe not
We should just
We should just kill the boss
And
Yes
Okay, so you don't need to rush over
You can rush someone else, yeah?
It's fine
Yeah, who has a pump?
VG
I'll take it
Just kill only the boss
And someone has to kick the watch
Kick the watch under the boss. Under the boss is Channeling.
There's no combat vessels on our side.
Unless someone has an engineering item.
I stopped hitting the watcher. Clean the boss, yeah.
Move on some CCs.
At best anyone. Anyone in range.
We cannot rest at the moment.
They can't right now because they're in a different phase.
They may see me.
Who's ever is.
To see the adds. To see the adds.
And you're up to the south
One out going through
I'm kinda weak
A lot of adds soon
Adds up
Adds up there
Adds
Adds up there
Let's go!
What is your result?
Nothing against the mic, team. Let's go!
Yeah, let's go!
First charge coming. Go around blue, guys. Form a box around blue.
Do not hit hit by the charge, everyone else.
Flick sprint autumn.
Don't hit each other, Koss.
Beautiful.
Next one around diamond.
Yeah, we'll spread that on but we'll just say as we can
There's coming now now speed
You see your circle as well. Don't hit each other. Don't hit the previous ghosts
Thanks. Now claims you
And I'm going to go sooner. Are you? Yes, you may as much
I've got a look. No, no, sorry. Okay. All right. We missed one. It's okay. It's okay
Let me bring a little bit closer
and look how much it grows man.
Yeah, one of the twins can just go for him.
He's ready to charge us, now Roar.
Roar around Grim.
And one of the decimates, like the one in the back,
with the blue.
Are you?
He's in.
He's passing with your load.
Very nice.
You don't sprint this guy, so you run out yourself.
Run out?
And again the Ryzen's barrier.
Barrier?
Getting the barrier.
Blue is the box guys.
New charges on blue, round blue, ankle sprint up, and go.
Go and get hit if you're not targeted.
Double hit.
It's exploded, it's fine.
And use a res.
The res already.
No, the res already.
Around blue again, new charges coming.
Maybe some room, rest the charges.
X-print. Now go AMZ again here.
Kill them with the decimates.
Oh, this was one far better, right?
We're getting another thing.
Good.
Let's see how the...
A new mark, maybe?
Yeah.
Looking right now.
Not like that.
Not as good.
Don't get too early, guys. Don't get too early.
Mini AMZ.
I can't.
Nice team is done.
Yes, we made it.
All right, rally.
We can run.
Zephyr is here.
He's a little tiny person.
Can we AFC as well?
Doesn't work.
Let's go.
Okay.
And then we have a new blue.
No sprints for this guy.
He's your own shit.
Go girl.
Going good.
Good if you're not targeted.
Big ball on you.
And new blue.
Thank you sprint as soon as it's ready.
Three, two, one.
Go go
Don't stand the other ones of Koskos. Don't hit each other
If you just get charged and fight saying you will die from Rewind
Get rid decimates clear everything clear everything with decimates use both AMZs
It's who it's fine
We're doing another one here of Koskos like
Yep on this blue
yeah and one of the decimates will clear the old ones after the two decimates
here the new one we the best known as the back of the world
every best note yeah it's barrier which run for the sharing yes oh we have one
alive now I think that's not it yeah on this one you need on the sweep you need
Just self-eleven and rush it out
Personals, personals, personals, personals
Don't have one of them, I thought
Oh, baited
New box, new box
I think you just don't break anymore
Just place them, but don't break them
Kill them all for next week
But don't get hit by the charts
If you're not targeted
Make sure you're on the right path
Don't do that guys
Don't get hit, don't get hit
Don't get hit guys
Woo, what's it?
Placing new mark.
Just go on the line, make a like this.
I'm marked.
I think boss might be dead.
I'm getting nervous now.
Yeah, well now, but this is easier, you know.
Do this on the side.
I don't know.
I'm in next.
One mech.
First reveps in 10 seconds.
I will call it strands from now on.
Strands will go to the left.
I know, I know.
I know.
This level is on the first floor.
Transfer to the left.
Yeah.
They're all right, sorry.
Oh, that was okay.
Get ready for the poison waves soon.
Be far out of poison waves as well.
In these scoops we dodge under us.
Good, good space, good, good space.
Watch the webs under us, watch the webs under us.
We're gonna leg it soon.
Let's use Naut's role for the legging always.
Me and platform?
Yeah, yeah.
I got it late.
Where's the barrier?
I'm getting Tats, Azatsu you oppress them.
I'll be watching your feet during.
Azatsu oppressing these, watch your feet now after.
Watch your feet.
And the strands will go left after.
And Janky can sprint strands to the left.
Or left guys.
Great, great, great.
And the strands will go left after.
And Janky can sprint strands to the left.
Or left guys.
Great, great, great.
or left guys
we are going to go right a bit
and then gathering up
and watch the poison waves
if we need to re-wander them
we'll be ligged
now we'll roar again
replace here and go up
let's use the Zephyze here though
and get in the darkness
gather up, gather and thing
let's have all three go to the right
a big mobility you can place left
It's trans coming, click sprint to the right post, follow the waves out.
Like a room? Maybe we went everywhere?
Yeah, right go to the left, right going to the right now.
Next T-Rex will go to the left, trans will go to the left.
Still have some sprint, sprint ending now, watch it, and watch your feet everyone else.
Breaking, box watch your feet, get into the shit, fuck it, watch your feet.
Yeah, that's fine, yeah.
It was a bit tight, we can tank and we can reserve I guess for the gates.
Move our friends.
And now we'll roar this.
We're flying again.
You'll rewind before the thing...
Reversed rally, reverse rally, yeah.
Watch your guys, we're too far ahead.
It's a new one now, yeah, very good.
Get in, everyone in.
Minions in.
You can Zephyr, Zephyr, Flager.
It's coming soon with strands going to the right
Thank you sprint in so when you get it brands going to the right basic air press
What are you?
From the boss give them room in room
Next adds again, and we watch our feet during this. That's your prestige
Merson's London. I use before what's your sense as that's
Watch me
I'm looking for it.
He bought that, great damage, and now we'll roar as soon as we can next spot.
No gateway on this guys.
So you rewind to one way, Kangaroo.
We're dead.
You have the Potion reset, please.
I do have it now.
I give a sprint in here.
We're getting the barrier.
Get in.
I think you're poisoned soon, Kangaroo.
Push the adds coming soon, Velokin oppressed.
Add press right over now.
Nice, nice, nice.
I'll say it again.
Poison waves coming soon.
Watch it, Lov.
Nice.
Lazi rewind the sandwich coming.
Watching our feet soon.
Exit as plus BU, Frago oppressing.
Watch the webs under you.
Watch feet, watch feet, watch feet.
They're stunned already, Mr.
I'm stunned.
I have stunned.
There's no DZ on you.
Any AMZ?
In the exit before you leave.
Just don't walk through too much shit here.
You can restarrow or you can instagate.
I'm just fine.
Just get perfect. You should be around there.
Everyone in. It will pull you a bit.
It to the edge. It will pull you a bit.
Evo to the right. Strat to the right.
Click sprint to them now.
the right it's fine you go to the you go to the back middle enough this way this is
not bad that's coming soon okay you can rush me may see no press and stuns nice
which is on as well now where where they were strats to the left right
to the right and what's feet what's feet
Jack's been down what speed arm in the feet
I got it I refuse the running just executes
that's right sir true what gosh damn what's this loot a rep palette in with a
weapon ready to go like that's a that's an interesting one
Robo-Kennigan, what? He rises!
What's the ritual? What's the ritual?
A Mike Bear Beast!
It's a just a delicious little turd right in my mouth. There it is, nutty and beautiful.
I'm feeling...
Bunch Mike.
Er, D is for Dalloram.
It exploded. Oh no, lost!
Killing the boss and it's at 4%!
Look at that, the blue Christmas spawning the last Parasax!
jump straight into that box, what the hell?
damn, he valiantly elected the box
that is a strong choice
that is one of the choices you could have made
that is the most choice of the time
we have a patient
you're going to be fine, please don't worry about it
take parts, KKI
let's talk about Charity for Kids
there's no way we're going quad DKs
case because it is mad if we are not bringing narko because he's
there he goes
my son very forests of lordaeron whispered the name
it's about to get cold in the roof
i've balanced baby it's about to get real cold
that's a fail you've failed
i might just pop it in there all the way
come on now here we go nearly done
oh yes there like all the ice and mate pop it in
Plot that in your job, mate.
We're gonna come to real brief, or just gonna wash our hands.
There's a million situations.
Oh my god, god the ****!
Oh no, we beat it!
Excellent!
I'm sending one over to you, G-Boost.
We've sucked 30 dogpins just now.
That's fine.
I can't wait for a pull any minute now.
God bless Echo!
And their lack of ability to pull a boss.
And we are joined by the one, the only,
Xalata.
I didn't really judge your feet out.
Oh, no, I didn't make them up.
Oh, yay!
Oh, I didn't take his toes.
He didn't take the toes!
What are we saying, Evan?
What's going on?
How's it going, beautiful?
I feel lovely like a princess.
Search for solar.
Oh my God!
Are you okay?
We're patient.
Oh, we do?
You need to scrap in.
You need to come down.
No, I think he's not okay.
Okay, let's have a look at the patient.
I'm going to put the patient on the table.
Oh, that looks bad.
Oh my God, it's real.
It's very bad.
What do you think?
Uh, well, there's a few lacerations to the abdomen.
I think it's a proctalgia.
You think it's proctalgia?
You think it's butt hurts?
Okay.
We can have an investigation of the anus.
First up, can you get me masked up and gloved up, please?
I will, of course. Let me get my gloves on first.
How long have you been working in this hospital?
This is my first time.
I can tell.
Proctalgia is not usually the thing we would first present within this sort of case.
I think it's pretty important.
I think this is very important.
I think this is the entire abdomen and the thoracic cavity.
You're still talking!
He's dying!
He's not dying! Do we have anesthesia?
We need some succinothonium, please.
Okay.
I think this will do.
Okay, sure. Whatever you say.
That's the wrong side.
Okay, what do we have? Do we have...
Do we have anesthesia here? Is he under?
Yes, yes, he's totally under.
Okay, we need the masks on as well.
I need you to drape the patient. I will drape the patient for you in just a moment doctor medic. Okay. Yeah, that's good. Uh-huh
Yeah, this is
Gonna be very audible for the people who might be watching from the gallery
Just put it on please
I'm just so nervous. Thank you. I think he's dying to the proctalgia
You learn one word in med school. It's not funny a man's life is at stake
Okay, let me investigate.
He's bleeding!
I only have one good eye.
Okay, can you drape the patient for me please?
I'm draping the patient.
The clamps are for the anal fissures.
That's not a drape, that's a medical mask.
The drape's over here. Here we are.
I'm draping the patient, I'm draping the patient.
Drape.
We need to be able to access the thoracic cavity.
On the side, yep, nice.
And then some tape please or some clamps to keep that down.
down I'll investigate okay so how are you feeling okay can't answer because he's
under anesthesia yeah that makes sense probably should have known how shouldn't
I okay do you have a scalpel we do have a scalpel doctor medic okay that's it
that's a pair of tweezers but we can try okay as a medical student can you
explain me where you would wait what you'd access first I would access that
The part of your brain that remembers things, I would try to do that too!
The middle area, I would...
He was your supervisor!
I would start with the middle!
You start with the middle, okay.
Well, he does...
You're gonna be fine, Prisha, worry about it!
He has some butterflies in his stomach, so we're gonna try and remove the butterflies
if we can.
Alright.
Is this one of your hairs?
Probably.
It's a bit too short, I think it might be mine.
We usually wear some sort of hair net for this sort of situation, but here we
go, okay.
Okay.
He's bleeding!
Okay, you're not very chill.
Okay, aha!
We have the butterfly removed from the stomach.
No wonder you had a broccoli!
Butterflies in your stomach would cause proctalgia.
You can also have growths in your stomach,
depending on what you eat.
Usually the hydrochloric acid will remove it for you, obviously,
but doesn't work in every case.
I've seen a bit of broccoli pulled out of someone's lungs.
You're talking while he's dying!
We've removed the butterflies.
Okay, I think next I will do the foot.
You do the foot the left one the left foot. Okay, well, that's this okay. This is right. Okay, this is
Okay
Okay, good job. His Achilles heel is slightly elastic, but I think we can make this work. Let's have a try
There's an Achilles heel for you as well we'll remove that very good. Okay. Can we have a bit of tape for the wall, please?
He says he's dying and you're not hurrying up!
I'm sorry, what are we doing now?
The tape on the wound! Please!
I'm taping it, I'm taping it!
That's whole area isn't scowl anymore but we're set to live with it.
I think he's waking up, I think he's waking up!
He's waking up?
Yes!
Okay, he's still asleep, we're fine!
Ah!
It helped with his pencil hand as well, we got that out, should we?
There you are!
Thank you so much!
Okay, this is great to see you.
Great surgical technique there.
Okay, he also has a spanner in his foot that is somehow taped back down to his other foot now
You need to be a bit more careful with this tape and here we are. There's his spanner
Have you noticed any arthrosis?
No, I've only seen Pyrrexia
Pyrrexia, you think it's febrile?
Yeah, it's some Rhytoria!
I don't think his fever and his nose running are the most important things in the world right now
I'm gonna be honest he's still got some spare ribs that we must
Sturgotate
Sturgotates I can't even remember what that means. He's got what?
Sneeze he's intubated
There we go have a spare my god, I'm so
Later that would be great. I will do that. Okay. Do you think we need to remove his funny bone?
He'd be more like Preach then.
I hope he has a funny bow.
Yeah, okay, very much like Preach.
Yeah, it's true.
We shouldn't be laughing, this is serious medicine.
I think there might be some laughing gas in his room.
Yeah, quite possibly.
We do have a broken heart,
afraid that that's going to be quite difficult to extract here.
Do you have him on bypass?
Yeah, I bypassed him multiple times.
Okay, let's just ignore him and walk into another room apparently.
Oh this is a toughie. You're not really helping them, I'm gonna be honest.
I'm still looking up on YouTube how to do-
There we are. We got rid of his heart!
An operation. Good job!
I think- I think it's a preach now.
Are you supposed to get rid of the heart?
If we're trying to be preach it makes the most of-
Oh no! No! Lick it off! Lick it off!
I think we saved him.
Oh my god we did it!
High five.
Thank you so much doctor.
Let's go.
I cannot believe this!
Okay, he might be dead now.
He might be dead now. Just give him more beans, fuck.
We removed his heart, and beans are good for the heart.
Let's listen in with Wave.
But at the start, we are so clean. Like it was so clean on these initial egg cracks, right?
And then they missed it.
They get on the fucking floor!
That was the classic cast of hers, waiting to happen.
Oh, these toes are so tasty Jesse!
Nibbling on my toes!
Ying ying ying ying!
You ain't cute with your eyes!
I don't like feeding you, but...
Oh my god!
Oh no!
That is instant pain!
You know what I mean?
Okay, I like that.
It's just um...
Oh!
Nuts?
Alright.
He leads our raid.
He is scraped.
Do you like green eggs and whites?
I do not like them, says sorta scrape.
I DO not like green eggs and wipes
I do not like them with a roger
I do not like them with a spider
I do not like them with a worm
I do not like them, I confirm
I do not like them in a Raid
I DO NOT LIKE THEM
I'm afraid
I do not like green eggs and wipes
I DO NOT LIKE THEM
said sorta scrape
How intently Roger is staring at the screen saying can I see the swirls? Can you see the twirls?
Under 10% for Echo A monumental!
Oh, that was phenomenal.
Oh, he's getting worse.
He's getting worse.
I think drinking the milk will spread it around the mouth.
That's what I think I did that.
Oh yeah, let's go!
Yeah, goodish. Yeah, no, don't laugh.
This is my first year in a row where I'm just putting shit in my mouth.
God, I am so fucking erect.
I'm hyped, I mean.
What?
You guys have been asking as to, you know, how strong Canex is in this particular encounter,
so I've had a little bit of a look and I can show you exactly what purpose he is fulfilling
with the help of production here, okay?
I have a good idea.
What is my purpose?
You kill worms and give Mark of the Wild.
Oh my God.
Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.
huge book from a lot absolutely massive and you can see one or two changes one
or two minor changes to how they're pulling that and that boss is dead thank
you so so much and we have raised an amount that I think have we yeah we've
broken ten thousand dollars yeah see I prefer I do prefer a
six big ones. Yeah, came out round the neck. I mean, need to easy for us. Saved also.
We are all tied up here in Cologne. Echo has managed to do it in good stead before they go to bed.
Do we have any playing pictures?
Ladies and gentlemen I think it's time that we all knew I, Geeth and everyone in the chat
Can we salute our by-cannots?
Who is likely to not see any more of this right
He did his job, he paid his dues
My moon king
As he gazes into that doorway he knows his own borrowed time
Might not be over for him but for now it's definitely over for you
I think it's awesome
I walk a lonely road
Welcome to your first race to home first, guys
It's up as fuck
Okay, then it's fine
I just put a lot of out there
That's not a fan thing, I like that
Huh?
Okay, I like that
I'll talk to you soon
Welcome to the kill video, it's fun
And then it's coming to you
Haha, that's the greatest ever
Hello, please.
Keep spreading, watch feet there, and watching feet again.
And the health option is free here.
Hello, please.
Reverse rally.
Hit your X, hit your doubles.
Keep spreading.
Hello, TD.
Leave good guys.
Clancy plays coming.
Keep spreading.
Clancy TD.
If you doubles, watch your feet.
Hit your focuses, and watch your feet again.
Yes, we personally...
guys like I said let's play safe watch feed watch feed look at blue and green quick
and then watch quick beat again have a place in left rally hit your X now watch
feed but your focus is up watching feet awesome pre-spread kicking little
Watch in feet. Moving over.
Pick.
Good.
You mean it?
You like this guy?
Marks are up.
Watch feet though, and blue is far.
Tassi, play is coming.
Be spreading.
We're sending star home.
Have a jelly.
Troubles.
Targar, all the way.
Targar.
We're good.
Watch feet.
again ready we need to see warm is that we spread
back up purple in a place treat the street initial spiders initial spiders
a bit resmini x coming she's pretty much fun if you don't have it
We split pre-med, you don't have it.
Hello TD.
I treat here.
Let's rewind.
Smax star.
Two, one, no.
I watch C.
Triple kicks, yeah.
Red swag.
Keep kicking.
I treat.
One by one.
Let's blast.
Yeah, one by one.
Range kick, you kick.
Take up cover.
This one.
D next.
Alright.
We spreading now.
We spreading.
One spider on the ground.
I don't know about Gropnik.
Off-stats where you can.
Peek.
Nice.
Here is the worm now, guys.
Watch feet, watch feet, watch feet. Great time.
Doesn't it drop?
Yep.
You have blasted the worm.
I just did it.
Yeah, just started it.
Mainly, I got blasted, if needed.
Yeah, yeah, watch feet, watch feet, watch feet.
We're going to the middle.
Right.
There's a spider.
Let's see.
Pre-spread.
Draw is and feet what's feet back explosion what she's been I'm fine. I'm fine
Thank you
You watching feet guys
resistance again
Make sure to go in Robin before you get it beat
After next feet you're spreading out. He didn't eat it
Eat and I'm pretty much every one
Everything
keep the tank up and if he is yeah I can rest stay live and these and these
I have a lot of a lot of other digress return please
and also watch as I go with
we are all tied up here in Cologne Echo has money to do it in good stead before they go to bed
Do we have anything we can do for it?
Here we go.
He's in an ominous, scary, all right, we've got floor medic right now after adjusting the
camera does impact knocking while slithering across the floor.
I need you to zoom in on me as well and I'll show it off.
We can maybe go to my...
Oh no.
A hot chip challenge.
There we go.
Are the hot chip challenges are available.
Very scary.
I'm going to stop saying that.
So yeah this um what does it say? So it is the world's hottest chip spiced with unique
mix of the hottest natural chilli peppers in the world.
Oh no.
Oh my word.
Why have we done this?
I'm just going to open it just to see what's like on the inside. Oh okay it's sealed.
Not again, we're not going through this again.
I did this, why have I done this?
You love spicy things right? There we go.
Wait are we doing this?
No I'm just showing it off.
Oh no okay.
So you can see on the inside it's shaped like a coffin.
the inside. Very ominous. Any last words? Why is it getting worse? And this
second series gets worse. Oh, I think that's like a little tattoo. And we're getting a
tattoo. That's the pain. So you said you wouldn't get a tattoo, right?
Yeah. One of these. Awesome. And here's the chip. One for the arm. Yes. Yes. So let's
have a little scale comparison. Hot sauce wise. I'm saying that as if you can't hear
I shouldn't be talking to a Mitch.
Oh no.
Where are... oh god.
Oh my word. Yes, Mitch is going to explain it to us because I think he's a little bit more of a connoisseur than you or I.
A bit of an aficionado.
It looks hot.
I can hear you.
Hello. Okay, so if you guys remember in Sepulcher, the hot sauce challenge we did,
I believe that hot sauce was 15 million schoolball units.
15 million?
The barbecue sauce because that's the one I had then that was really fine. I can't remember the sweetbells of the fall
I
Don't remember what that one was but just comparatively that was like way off the charts right it was like ridiculous
Okay, so law enforcement pepper spray is apparently in the range of two to five billion okay
I was here you're gonna be basically be eating what you'd be pepper sprayed with oh delicious. Yeah. Yeah, anyway
Yeah, that sounds great. You should be pretty good. Oh
We have milk on standby.
Yeah, we don't have anything else though, so that's fine.
That's alright, it's very spontaneous.
Yeah, that's fine.
I mean...
Are you supposed to eat half?
Well, the whole...
I just believe you're supposed to put the whole package in.
I'm not sure though.
We can look up a video if you want.
No, it's fine.
We need a tutorial.
It comes with lots of little things in here.
It comes with a glove.
Glove?
Yes.
Like, don't wave!
I just want to mention this to you guys, because this is serious, right?
When you're doing this, please make sure you don't rub your eyes, don't put your fingers anywhere near your eyes.
I would probably use the glove.
Okay.
And we will bring you some wet wipes afterwards so you don't accidentally touch anything.
The instructions aren't clear.
Yeah.
I'm kidding.
Alright, so gloves.
I'm sorry.
This is scary.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm so excited.
looking forward to this actually. I do like spicy things but I don't think this is going to be nice.
It says can you normally it settles off for around five minutes.
You've got four minutes of pain so four minutes before the end of our shift that's what we'll do
it so you can see the full pain scale. Oh no looming. Shall I read a little bit more about them?
Oh yeah that would be wonderful. So me and Jordan are going to be eating these chips. It says
warning. We're off to a good start. High capsaicin content. Product is not intended for
children. Oh sorry, I guess I won't be doing it then. Pregnant and nursing women, that's me out.
Keeping out of reach from children. Avoid consumption if you are allergic to capesation or
have health problems, especially gastrointestinal problems, stomach ulcers or cardiovascular
disease. What if I have a problem with walking into door frames? This might help.
Avoid eating on an empty stomach, good thing we had lunch. During the consumption we
We strongly recommend that you use protective gloves, including the packaging, and avoid
drinking carbonated drinks.
Okay?
If you have long lasting breath, breathing difficulty after the consumption, search for
medical assistance.
We have got medicine nearby.
Yeah.
Free.
There we go.
Recommended serving is half of the chip.
Okay.
Oh.
To cool down spiciness, we recommend to drink milk or eat dairy products.
I like that.
I like ice cream.
Does milky bar count?
That's all I need to know.
in the name so yeah and it is chocolate I'm just very in there consider carefully
whether you can really handle a level of spiciness yes you got it you got it be
awful it's gonna be the best that's gonna be great I like this in a little
coffin any last words yes I am suggesting half a chip I think that's
I think that's fair.
Yep.
Half a chip each.
I know.
Let us know, production, what chat saying about that, whether or not that's satisfactory.
We're going off of what the box says.
So, if it's saying no, then we'll do a poll.
Actually, what will support the poll?
Well, what if we vote to do a whole chip?
There's no way anyone's going to vote.
Oh yeah, no, that's fine.
More spicy or less spicy.
Half a chip.
Oh no, they should just do the whole thing.
When would they ever vote for the other option?
Yeah, okay. There are some. Like, what we can do is we can start with half, and then if
we feel that we can go again, we just do another half. We have got more chips. We'll see how
it goes. Actually, we like spicy though.
I would say that he was gonna do the spicy chipper as well.
Well, I think, yeah, I think the idea is that we don't do it at the beginning
of shifts, because it might screw us up. Talking of which, what time is it? Okay,
We've got 20 minutes until me and Jordan are gone, so we'll be doing it in the next 15 minutes or so.
The last 5 minutes, because apparently...
The immediate whole vote.
Because apparently the effect should last no more than 5 minutes.
So if we do it 5 minutes before the end, then if we can survive the whole 5 minutes, you can go through that journey with us.
And if we can't, then oh well, we're getting out of our shift a little bit early.
Play by play cast once we've had the chip.
I was hoping that we would be able to cast something, but yeah there is, yeah I guess we could play by playcast the splits.
Or after this boss.
What are we doing?
For the boss!
A ship for the boss, right.
Oh snap, so we gotta go now, can we get like some milk in here? We gotta also use the glove.
Because you are wonderful charity donators, we've reached the mini goal that we set for us to have the chip roulette challenge.
Which is two million scovilled I think.
I think jazz suits.
Yep.
Chaotic, spicy, jazz time.
Perfect.
Okay.
So we're gonna halve this chip.
Oh wait, do I need to halve?
If you want, I can just hand it to you.
You're gonna feed me a spicy chip.
We might need...
Like some sort of...
Let's just move the red balls at the moment.
Yeah, just some sort of receptacle for some spittage perhaps.
We have like some tweezers.
Okay, so...
here we go we've been to yep so fingers away from the eyes ideally what I do is
that I'll just I'll hold it you can you can bite it yep and then I'll take the
other half okay what if I drew it on it I'm actually worried so this is a two
and a half thousand scoville chip because you guys made it to nine and a
half thousand you actually broke through that and got to ten oh my god is this
gonna be a two and a half million sorry not two and a half thousand million oh it smells
it's got a funky look to it do you want to take a good picture of that
it's bad i think it's bad chip i really smells i'm gonna be my breath okay so what i'm gonna do
is i'm gonna spicy for my nose they're trying just clonk it in half a bit yeah maybe like break
Would you be happy for this piece? Yeah, all right. Okay, so you just want to join
kit with your I don't like feeding you but oh my god oh my god oh lord that is
instant pain okay thank you holy mother of God it feels like Sajin is having a
party in my mouth. Oh that burns! Oh lord! Okay, how are you doing? Yeah, very well.
I love charity. Oh, okay. Oh it's burning. The thing is, is that the initial hits crazy
then it's settled for a minute. Do you like some milk? It's settled for a little bit.
Let's see what happens. Apparently it builds in intensity over time. So, and they're right,
It does.
I can feel...
Careful.
I love it here.
It just doesn't stop.
What does it taste like?
It tastes like if you lick lava.
It's like just spiky pain, like if you ate...
Acacters.
...pain smith.
Acacters.
Yeah.
Spikes.
Oh, it's getting worse.
It is getting worse.
I think drinking the milk will spread it around the mouth.
That's what I think I did that.
Oh the milk is not normal milk either.
What do you mean it's not normal milk?
It tastes like fake milk.
Oh god that's so much worse.
Oh man.
Did the milk make it worse?
Oh no.
Oh yeah for sure.
Yeah, delicious.
Yeah, I'm not okay for that.
This is my third shoe in a row where I'm just putting shit in my mouth.
I rest by it and then cut the stinging.
Did you come through in waves dude?
It is in waves.
Right on the tip of my tongue, all over the roof of my mouth, and it also still gets worse.
I can almost not, like my tongue feels numb.
I don't know if that makes sense.
Oh my god.
What have we done?
Ugh.
Oh, that is hot.
I regret it.
I think that's the spiciest thing I've ever had.
I think I can see into the future.
And spoilers, it's hot.
It's hot.
It's my laugh, it's pain.
Ugh.
I never knew breathing could hurt.
Very true.
Thanks for reaching nine and a half thousand, everybody.
Cheers everyone!
It's starting to settle!
It's starting to settle.
No, it's not. It's a lie.
Okay.
Well, I'm not looking forward to the future, because I imagine it going in is only half
the battle.
Please tell me that post-wester is in the future at least.
I think we've only won half the battle here Jordan.
Oh, my ears are ringing.
Why are my ears ringing?
I can taste it in my feet.
I have like a cold sweat.
I can taste it in your feet.
It's enough of that, Zalintos.
What if we can't keep up with that in spirit up?
That's wild.
That is nuts.
You didn't even try healing anyone else.
I'm just healing myself.
That's it.
That's the whole fight.
You've seen everything.
Now they just need to do that with 100% more damage.
Yep.
No.
That's panic.
No way.
Oh.
Interesting.
Like we've had a couple new changes.
All right.
They are swallowing!
I mean good pull though, good pull!
Push come over here, let me massage!
No don't...
Gonna be dinging around...
No no!
I can force you!
No no no no!
Oh no!
Run!
Keep the head laughing!
I feel like I'm gonna throw it for real!
Hopeful now he's down!
Yeah, look at the face!
What the...
Oh come on!
He did it!
Sorry!
That was so fluffy!
Great, and there we go, we've seen that race!
This is really-
We're ginging!
Hiking up the ropes, the entire fight!
Although they have got a, like, solution, everything's solved,
we can do the same thing over and over again.
Is the food at Dylan enough easy to swallow your man of mic for a second?
I can't see a thing!
Although you have a soul!
What you'll see if we can jump on over to the desktop capture is we have
Mara's tanking in the middle here, we have Zala set in the top right corner,
obviously watching over us.
Unfortunately the oblox were covered in lead paint.
They've really done a number.
Have you heard of Richardson?
This is Ecclesiaston, I guess.
You can see just how much damage begins coming out.
20.5, 20.4, 20.3.
And I think that's it.
All done, 20.2.
Meris eating that last little bit of damage now.
20.1 I don't think we're getting below it 20 on the dot
This has been a slow wormage of a way through
The bullet was already on the skin when it started and it's gone millimeter by millimeter through
There's been no shooting here
And it's been a doodle, a trundle, a trudge perhaps
A meandering path taken through those intractable worms
Alongside the eggs with the parasites, only infecting our very souls
And now moving into the grasp of the Nether that has been Kiveza
It has been a joy to my whole, but also an experience of nightmare-ish monstrosity
I've loved every second of it, but mostly I've loved the be-
Damn dude, do you actually want to know?
I said I'd do it, it's only fair, I said I'd do it.
Do you want me to speed run it, or should we introduce it?
Well, you can introduce it, I'll get ready, you introduce it.
Okay so this is a challenge that does make it way worse so there we go.
This is a challenge that we were doing yesterday, I think.
Jordan and I had half a chip each.
Because we got to $12,500 that was the important one.
We did get to $12,500 for our wonderful charity Games for Love that is helping children
in developing countries get the life-saving care that they need in hospitals and kids
who are in hospital.
I just realised it shaped like a coffin.
Yes!
I didn't realise that the whole time.
Any last words?
Um, more.
More.
Um, BS, you guys have been raising an incredible amount of money.
So thank you so, so much.
We've got some awesome things coming up.
Don't read.
Just eat.
I wanted to see the challenge directive.
I have to put on the glove.
I have to open it carefully and then eat it.
Suggested serving is half a chip,
so I will be eating half a chip.
I will not be eating a whole chip.
and Jordan or Jordan and I had half a chip each and it was sufficient.
Yes, it was fine, it was more than enough.
The goal is to handle heat for five minutes without drinking or eating apparently.
Oh really?
So I'm going to attempt that.
I did not, but in moments, my gullet was finished.
This will be very much an attempt.
I had Tabasco a couple of days ago and that hit the back of my throat and made
me almost vomit on the show.
I can't memorise them at Tabasco.
There was a shot of Tabasco, like a full shot with three beans in the bottom of it as a
punishment gap.
The surprise beans.
The surprise beans that almost made me vomit.
Well, I feel bad leaving you, but I'm not going to have one of those chips again.
No, you don't need to.
No, you have to fill the gap.
Um, no, I think it's better that the gap is filled just with pain, just the sheer
pain of it all.
I disagree with that.
But so here we go.
Are we going to have a custom camera or are you guys?
I don't think I think we just said.
Hold on, but you've got to hold your horses here.
Um, it has a very poaching smell.
I'm gonna because I don't want to get anything on anything anyone else might touch. Yes
Yep, so we're gonna make it so that you're not touching your eyes or anything like that
But you can see medic going in
Um, just bite into it. I suppose mate if you're wondering how to half it. Okay. Are we ready? Three two one?
That's a big bite. That's more than half. Well done
I'm gonna move that down for you. That's okay. Yep. There we go. How are you feeling?
Well, I might as well finish it now.
Well, if you want to.
Okay, that's a full, that's a double dosage.
How's it going?
It...
This is two and a half million Scovilles, by the way.
This is like eating a pepper spray.
Oh, God.
Mmm.
Are you sure it's not that hard, but it's not so bad, is it?
It's really fucking...
It's really fucking fun to do.
It really fun to do.
It certainly lowers your social barriers.
I didn't mention it.
The hiccups.
Spicy food.
I'm just going to sit here and hiccup.
We can't go away.
That's kicked in real hard.
I'll bless you. Look into the camera as well.
The tears.
I just got the hiccup.
How's it taste?
It doesn't really taste.
This is something I really dislike with spicy food.
It's just deliberately spicy.
Because it just hurts.
Like, good Indian food when it's spiced well.
It's lovely. Delicious.
But this is just painful.
How do you handle spice normally?
I'm usually a fight, like a good spicy Indian food.
I'm salivating quite a lot, like.
You do really well.
A good, like, spicy Indian dish, you know?
Very tasty, love it.
But it has to be well-cooked spices.
This is just deliberately, like, trying to kill you.
Yeah. No, it's there just as a challenge.
You've done so well.
It looks like you're still going for it a little bit.
I'm crying.
I mean, it's meant to be five minutes long.
Yeah.
It's been like 20 seconds.
It's actually been far longer than that.
I think the way you're seeing time has gone a little bit.
It's just all numbers.
Yeah.
Are you seeing into the future yet?
Yeah.
The next pull is the kill.
Oh, there we go.
Knowledge gained.
Would you like some milk?
I'm actually OK, I think.
Are you going to settle back down into it?
I think we can do some whipped cream.
I feel OK.
Do you want some Tabasco with it?
I'm good, but I'm very impressed.
A round of applause.
How long is it be?
Oh, I need to wash my hands though,
because I'm not gonna miss that.
Can you mute my mic?
Tell you what, what we'll do if you already want it.
Yeah, let's have a little listen when we wave.
Well done, I'm super impressed.
Round of applause, we'll be back very soon
as we're gonna be jumping into this.
My friend was coming over and he's that guy
who's always, always winning at Mortal Kombat.
So I told him to get ducked.
Yeah.
Even if the path towards it was a little bit scuffed.
Yeah, you can see what happens here with the eternal night with the damage is pulsing out across the race
So maybe Nautra doesn't die
How long did he go there for? That was crazy
Some things are such junk
They're excessive shenanigans
We've been doing a little investigating
I've got a scoop
Something's going on
Don't you tell me otherwise, I've been, I know
I've been on the internet
I know what's happening I don't
no idea what's going on but there is something suspicious.
Oh, rebelling the needle, Jinji!
Nice, Jinji, Jinji has been very much on form. Who is getting through those gaps?
A new best for Echo, wall life doing everything he can to get that boss that little bit lower.
Meres refusing to fall into the twisting nana, but unfortunately, death comes swiss all.
Meres is with the boss down to 8.5% of percent. Meres finally falling 8.74%.
Oh my goodness.
A new best for Echo. I think Rebezz is about 78 years old.
That's my theory, because we've never seen him in person, he's never come to any event.
He's been here for years, he always rocks.
I guarantee he sits there with a cigar, a pipe of bitter, and a brown shirt.
And he just like, kill it, moss.
So what you need to do is every game when you get into chat you need a copy-pasted
message and what it says is, dearest teammates, I am much better than you are.
So if you could please just focus on playing around me, that would be advisable.
If you do not do this, I will run it down because you are wasting my time and I deserve
to be in challenge.
Kind regards, and every time they make a mistake, you copy paste that, put it in again, and
if they mute you, you start pinging, it's like, hey, I'm paying attention to you.
I was just wondering if kindly you could explain why you are so trash.
They sent me an Amazon wish list on it was one item, just a book.
Ha!
That is legit buddy!
Ha!
So Mitch has been hearing phantom footsteps for weeks in a room occupied by Chris and
he's not doing any something at all which leads me to believe that Jesse's a ghost.
Please pull the boss.
Ha!
6.8% for the ballerine per cent! This is going so well, half the rate remaining live with 5.7.
We have a few more seconds before the final eclipse hits and clears the floor.
Avery is getting hit by the last one. This is the big hit. We'll have a few people live
Narko live, Mirzalive, NiceMe's live, Rebis as well. NiceMe's the last
deep hit alive as the boss is at 5%! Running around with Setherwok with the dots ticking.
Oh, what a pull! They should be very happy with that, the boss scaring down sub 4%
3.9% something smiles across the faces of the players in Echo.
I still feel like it would be worth trying, and I don't know if I've had a reason to be...
I think it'd be worth trying one poll where Kara wasn't on the couch since every poll
since she sat down and it's been cursed.
Yeah, I'd like that.
I can't wait.
Maybe at the desk or take a little break.
The question is, will they con...
No!
She stayed on the couch too long!
You're back tomorrow round 8 for the show to pick back up. Thank you everybody. Good night
That's some crazy min-max, huh?
There's 0.1 seconds of max.
What market charges?
What markers?
What sort of positions?
Watching feet and watching orbs.
Middle charges coming.
Through the middle.
Being spread.
Watching feet.
Watching orbs.
Get to your spots, marker charges coming, reward markers, also relative positions, watching
feet, watching orbs, middle charges coming, through the middle, tank spread, watching
feet, watching orbs, the mission soon, get to your spots, and step is now, tell everyone
3, 2, 1, what else you have to do?
Yes, we will be on the cast basically.
Respecting, by far.
World marker charges coming.
We do world markers.
Oscillative positions.
Watching feet.
Watching more.
100 feet, 300 feet.
Here is our job.
Yeah, that's it, bonus.
There's another one.
There's some crime.
Middle charges soon, buff em up if you can.
Middle charges, through the middle.
Watch Amiga twice in a row I think.
Passive feeding on these guys.
Watching feet, staying spread, watching feet.
Watching orbs.
Spare link, yeah.
Got everyone here.
We just send the help zone, help out again.
Last intermission coming.
Remember the paradoxes in this game, so...
Stay alive, boys.
Are we starting?
Yep, that's very helpful.
15 seconds.
This is it!
100% they're getting an absolutely crazy amount of damage out of the boss.
They're trying to take them out with a click, but it's not enough as echo.
And managed to catch up to Liquid as the boss goes down.
Oh, no!
15 seconds.
This is it.
100% they're getting an absolutely crazy amount of damage out of the boss.
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Hello everybody, and welcome to Who's Masses Anyway.
I forgot it was in there man.
Everybody loves me.
The game where the points are like healers, they just don't matter.
Things you can say in a raid that you cannot say in the bedroom.
bedroom. Okay, you go do splits with Jinji, I'm gonna pull someone else. Same question.
Can you explain in detail why you failed the last time?
If you've never followed the race before, I don't even play World of Warcraft, which
of course many of you do, everything will reset for us in the EU on Wednesday, it will
be Tuesday for the US because they are desynced because... Yeah?
We have had an enormous $1,000 donation from Mini's mom.
I'd love to tell you, your song is wonderful.
Going up there, oh my goodness, I can't even, there's a lot of overlaps here, I think you
were very much right.
This is going to be very much an overlap phase.
Yeah, it's an intratipic production put there to give us some context here, is
The HP when they come out of phase is the amount of HP Kai Bezahut.
What?
Guys, we have a datamined secret cutscene.
Why don't we see this super amazing datamined cutscene spoiler?
Whoa!
What is it?
I wonder.
It's almost over.
What's that sound he peeps?
Your ambition was rare, you know.
Yet despite even betraying your own mother...
Here you are!
Oh not the beam!
Oh no!
Nasty!
When does it kick in? Is it like a slow berm?
Shut up!
Oh!
Oh there it is!
Oh my!
Merry Christmas!
You look like you've made a mistake!
Do you feel like you've made a mistake?
I'm fine!
Would you like to take a little break?
Exit?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Fuck.
Offer!
No!
You're gonna spit again?
You need to learn to swallow!
And on that bomb show, we'll bid you a due for the night.
Indeed.
Good night, everyone.
Tomorrow.
I have to administer a spanking.
Hello, everybody and welcome to Who's Massive-Gid Anyway.
I forgot him there man, everywhere else be!
The game where the points are like healers, they just don't matter.
I'm joined today by Preach, somehow the most popular catster despite hating cats, loving
fea-
What?
Always smelling like beans!
Very true.
Alex, our own personal Bob Ross.
Anytime you see him in a key, firstly he says everything's fine, happily little accidents
and then he dies.
Yeah, that's about right.
Jordan aka ok mage actually short for ok reds the mage again
One of the smartest moon can players in the world which is like being the highest augmentation of ochre on the details meter nobody cares
And we've got medic joining wow from the league of legends scene funnily enough when he joined the cast all the said wow
Until we saw his play which what we said lol
And we're here to joke about World of Warcraft, a global game that recently settled the debate
about metric versus imperial.
Blizzard has made it clear they are only interested in feat.
I'm going to ask some questions or set up a scenario and call on one of our contestants
to answer.
We'll start with an easy one.
Medic.
Oh god.
Oh my god, God bless you.
Can I quickly check?
You guys can hear me in your headsets, right?
Yeah, should speak.
OK, because I can't hear myself.
So I was just trying.
Oh shut up the side-time.
I have, but it's anyway.
He's got tech issues.
He's like, skip it.
He's got tech issues.
Medic, things you can say in a raid
that you cannot say in the bedroom.
OK, you go do splits with Jinji.
I'm going to pull someone else.
Oh ho ho ho!
The girl, same question.
Is it in the bad room, you said?
Yes, things you can say in the raid but not in the bedroom.
Well, can you explain in detail why you failed the last time?
Oh!
All right, moving on to Mike.
What the officers are actually talking about during the frequent breaks.
Oh, that's easy.
Yo, for real, do we really need to have Canucks in here?
Like, it's really, like, it's really worth it.
It's all crystallized.
All right.
Jordan, what would Jaina put in her Tinder bio?
I lured you out here, because you have no option but to swipe.
Oh, that's not fair.
I had to swipe Alex.
That's not fair.
It also works. It depends what part of Tinder you're on.
Alex, act out for us what Anduin was actually doing during Dragonflight.
Oh, being a healer sucks. No one likes me. Jesse doesn't even play anymore. I don't even love the light anymore. It's me. I'm so sad.
That was right. That's what he did, right? That's exactly what I'm calling it. Wonderful.
Alright, Medic. Things you can say playing WoW that you should not say at work.
Oh, God. I don't have anything to say. That's the wrong one.
There's gold there somewhere, we've got a mine for it.
Things you can say playing around that you can't say at work.
Ooh, this is such delicious food.
No!
There is no God.
Breach!
Things you can say about your alts that you cannot say about your children.
I say a lot about my kids.
No I really love this one.
Oh damn!
It took a while to sink in, but they don't even heal!
Really? No, they don't fully heal it!
Alright, the remainder. We will be doing Sharrades.
One caster will act out what I give you, and the others will attempt to guess what it is.
And I'm going to pick on Karo first, with an easy one.
Yeah?
Xalatath.
Don't take shoes off please.
Hold on, hold on.
We know what it is!
I need to have a top job!
What the hell?!
I need to have a top job!
Okay, okay, we need a way to convey to you...
We need a way to convey to one of you guys.
Thank you guys.
That was a good one.
How do we get one person?
Can I... Mitch?
Can you tell the one person I tell the prompt?
I tell the prompt okay all right now I'm picking on Jordan
oh hold on please stand by as we're doing a little push-to-talk action
rooting the information through our audio software yes he actually has some
pre-work out down there of course she was on to something all right so Jordan's
being given a prompt now she has to act it out without using words and then
You guys have to guess what it is
Okay, give me some space
Okay, it's a clan
Okay, it's a box a box
Yeah, you're opening up. I'm not just ready
Which means he gets to go next okay, all right, so this is to Mike Mitch
I don't like the arm I'm canny silence. What people don't realize this Mitch is actually just standing under the desk
Just keep it anyway.
Alright, Mike now receiving his prize.
Can you stack this out?
Come on boys, we can do it!
We just have to focus up on Angie.
Yeah!
You're not allowed to speak!
What? Have you never played shawarma?
No, that probably wasn't invented when you were born.
What I used to do was get some coal
and describe it on a board.
That's easy.
And the coal was from Santa, obviously.
I mean, why bring it up?
It's a rough time.
It's a sad time.
Don't talk about that to me.
It is easier.
You're being given a prompt.
Oh, God.
Um, okay.
Okay.
It's a little...
Oh, hunter!
Hunter!
Like a hunter pet.
Hunter pet!
There it is!
You should have barked.
Alright.
No, no, this is a lie.
You know what the rules of this game...
Oh, damn.
You got full into that.
That wasn't the best for the camera angle, I realise.
I just faced you guys, got it over.
Almost the sassy.
Oh, damn.
One coming in front of Gura now.
Alright.
Allerion!
Oh!
It's like a staff or a scythe?
Wait, which king uses their weapon?
Okay wait.
Hold on.
Frostmourne.
Atrox.
Jynx from Arcane.
Okay, you're picking something up and then there's a tornado?
Oh, you found something.
You found some treasure?
You found some amazing loot?
Oh, it's...
Uh, Rob just tries to call someone baseball?
Ice cream!
Spirally lightsaber thing?
No, uh, epic drop.
Attack, uh, block.
The person you hit goes spirally.
But I have no idea what that's about.
Are you calling medical name?
This seems very difficult.
This is a famous chat meme, as well as being looped.
Oh.
Are you doing your gargogoo?
Preige? It's like a priest weapon?
What? You said look holy?
The name is Chapme- what from Chapme?
Gargogoo?
I don't go in chat.
Why Nessie?
This is not the Susie.
Oh.
All done.
That was...
So you're doing your DPS like a touchdown.
Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Wind...
Oh!
That was pretty good.
I was thinking of church treatment.
Oh yeah.
I should have said Baroness.
Wow I'd be disappointed in myself.
Alright one last prompt going around this way. Starting with you Alex.
What production actually says to the casters?
Oh most of the time heinous things.
Why would you like me to choose? Most of the time is please Alex just read the ad read once correctly.
Stop making stuff up that's not the code. Jordan what production is actually telling the casters?
No you cannot have cheese delivered.
Mike, my production is actually the same as the cast is that.
We have so many beans, Mike, you are never leaving this channel.
Kara, what have you been told by production?
All they ever say is, do you want more nuggets?
Oh, I'm excited.
Everyone offered me one!
And Medic, what Mitch has actually been telling you?
Yes, my room is 307.
If you just come over after the board, I'll see you again.
Thanks everybody, that's been our show.
This cast is in anyway!
I thought we were supposed to lie!
But an excellent new best pull for Echo
They're not necessarily because they got further in phase 3
It's just because of how disgusting they did it in phase 1 and 2
That was some really really nice damage
And it's the damage they need to get out of this fight overall
Oh! Sweaty!
Okay, one more, you can do one more
And? Okay, I just fainted all along!
You have a friend like Alex.
You know someone who's suffering from small damage.
If you do, it's not over for them. There are many things you can do.
One, it's a game for love today.
And people like Alex can learn to play games when they're younger.
And maybe when they're older and senile,
Can't find a hairpin
And maybe then
They'll do some damage
Trust me they won't but it's a nice call
We can all help in our own special way if the week or it tells both for it
Oh, it's Sally beans. How we've been how are you being affected by the blood those lips are bad. It's a furby. Oh
Oh
The giga child scared people ten from a couple pulls ago that spawned at 432 walk forward one yard and
crit
2.5 million damage
Oh my lord, no, I'm sitting there. You know what a little bit of shape that twenty-nine point one percent
Like damage-wise they go it's a
They're sooo gonna do! This is free!
You can see that as long as they're at the end of the lane, let's go!
This boss is so dead when they get that one right, but he was pretty clear they were like full circus clown cars.
I think I saw Panna literally get on a little bike.
Oh, Panna, we need to leave, we need to leave, we need to leave.
Oh, oh, oh!
But players are going to be sporting some orgs.
You see them going as far left as they can to spawn it for the team coming up next?
Oh, we've got a...
Oh, whoa!
Oh, you got me from point.
Oh man, I think that was, that was incredible.
This is Ryze's party, he's huge.
What's the bottom three teams put to help?
Gannix is like, I'll save you!
Roger sees this all of his mind's eye, like a prophet.
He reminds me sometimes of Minority Report.
He's like, he's in the back somewhere.
He's like projecting some image.
Some crew is a scribe, crew's like, yes I see it now, the prophet's spooking some ECs, all the things.
I'm predicting future crimes.
I don't think the scribe will allow us to go to bed if we don't kill her.
You said that would happen, you are a pre-cocked!
Oh, the beans viewers.
See that's not an inefficiency issue is it?
Can we move them to the showering down on Mike?
Big sad.
This is for you Al, I can't speak really beans in my mouth.
Oh right, well in which case, here we've got a couple more hours until...
I'm numb, I'm numb, I'm numb.
First pull of our shift, and the first pull after their break.
Quick, let's do all the cast successes.
Dead on my screen, no way this one messes up.
I'm ready to be awed.
What?!
Fitting!
Only Ansarekko waits as Ekko do it,
just before the reset, 2% less.
And that in range means nothing,
as Ekko will clean up the Silkencourt
And Ancerek awaits Echo tomorrow!
Just send him home!
The name!
Let's go!
Alright!
That was a spinster!
Woo-hoo!
Everybody absolutely ball off day!
That was wonderful to see!
What an excellent post!
Yep.
Yes, I believe that one if he died.
Oh, okay.
That's fine.
Man blue front coming up.
the bombs and rain positions. Rain positions here, poke your logs,
two frontiers coming up.
And then we get ready for the frontiers. I have other charge, watch for them.
Rain positions, one coming up in two, then we have space,
we also move over to the boss, running up, then we're delaying again,
ready for rain, to front line and wetlands
Roger in front line
I'm just waiting for wetlands and going down
I'm charged coming down
Let's go this way about the boys, going nice
Going middle, get to your groups
Here I'm in freeze weathering, yeah
And in two, one
Next is the school spread
3, 2, 1, scooch, next is a spread, and 3, 2, 1, spread, make sure the first mirrors
increase, take that, off the map as well when you can, move front to coming,
Now, Warth Exformation, playing full PMA, go to the car
Just don't scare us
I've tried
Smartvote, Orpso, Swash and Circle
Nice means
Reversed
Panics
D&G
And we wait
Ranking 4
3
2
1
No
All the gathering helped
Dixels tagging down
Your captain
Both teams going right, first the red team, now the blue team, then chasing Skynespinner, and Geng.
Look at the other team now, go left right, and you can go towards the orbs red team, breaking all of this.
Open your orbs, be smart about it, call them.
Mini
Pannex and hopeful quick here
Okay, rest middle frago
And zero in six five four three two one
Of narco when you can group soon and your captain's around them
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2...
Spreading in 3, 2, that's in 1, spread, be smart about them.
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2...
That is fake, my interval fake.
Is this a killer boss? Push him.
Spice are fake, it's fun alone.
And we have here again on the pinks and green.
probably drag the boss
red team definitely don't break webs here, only one down
ok, getting the frontal first, blue team, you're gonna be in that healing range soon, ok?
dimple and we have a sentence
first red frontal
not yet
same things
you go and spread around blue team in 2, 1, spread around blue team far away, gank now
Now, blue team left right, red team right, not breaking.
Red team right, not breaking, blue team left right.
And be smart about the orb soaks soon.
And then red team stretching it soon. Get your orb soaks guys.
Five seconds, forms.
Red team pading after.
Pading the frontal, blue team standing on that right side.
I mean, you are kind of.
I mean, yeah.
Red team.
yeah first group soon going towards the middle
yes now i get this
run now
yeah i run there ready run in
first group going towards the middle
second group towards the orbs
and all break
pick all of these
and then soak your orbs
push the circle
smart got the soaks now
only one dispel
watch the frontal hit all orbs
only mini
mini
red door picked
canyx go to the middle
yeah
deficit
Our next one, Jank, Mastin and Wolfinn 3, 2, 1, now.
Last thing is the easiest one, on this one you also pop all the Personals during the webs and everything.
I'll call all the Personals.
Alright, first, base the Spass red team, chase them, we're going to bait on the way,
No, come to team, stay near the middle.
And you're getting full, Tazim.
Red team, right, not breaking, blue team, left, right.
Just soak your orbs here, push the circles and soak your orbs.
Push the circles, soak your orbs.
Tazim, dispel the nice memes.
The team's starting to stretch it.
Canyx, go to middle.
Pannex now you need to dispel him
Leaks next
Jank
Jank this box honey in three two one go
Which boss switch boss?
Okay, only tanks now
Everybody absolutely ballasting that was wonderful to see what an excellent pull
It should be okay still
Can't so he's left right he's upside down
A little bit of goodies that that is a ration and has fallen for echo and will
What are you talking about you are the hidden rat really like high quality
You don't add lots of stuff to it. Oh, no, you keep it. Yeah, that's I'm on board with that
That's exactly right once you bought a bit of ketchup on that. It's great
Changing a little bit you can tell that fake every second runs anybody happy production
Yep
No, because he just died because not happy because he's still that's DPS this boss, but he's okay
Yeah
The goal is big man
Swedish food
Oh god, production say we are in trouble. What have you made it looks so good that's donation incentive ever
We just have a cheese ball that's really interesting. I've never heard of that before because I've used that
So they're called
Let's take this final shot
0.0
Kivaza falls
Three
Early lead
Media crush as they are both getting to each other
Oh
Team spider following on the tail as they slow them back
Team spider not too far behind but Jordan beam the British is cannot resist the beans
Beams to the face. Oh
Has navigated this straight away before the reversing
Oh no! Taking out a radar PC!
Oh my god! Stop ramming it!
Oh no! You can too much play!
Oh, there's gonna be a collision down the middle.
The radar's not actually doing anything too important right now.
There's a two crabs camera as well, so a little bit of a stop.
Oh my god!
There we go, it's just about to round the corner here,
as Jordan's making the way down and over across the line.
A much closer race with the Spider comes in at the end.
Oh...
It's not very nice.
Super week! What's going on, Jeremy?
Okay, so Jordan your cheese feed come get it
There you go princess I
Love no, it's very bad
On behalf of myself and the guru and everyone else here echoey sports realize or apologize if we upset or offended anybody
regarding the cheese
anyway
Jinju's camera, yeah
It's not good switch away from Jinju switch away from Jinju
Intermission is going to take a little bit longer right now because they're having to hold cool down
But that's something we talked about when they were progming this for the first time Sam
So I don't understand why you decide to come into our ears and
That this we already said this we were saying especially in phase one they were holding cool down
Are they're holding more cool down to the reset? Yeah
Well, that's cool. So what we'll see here is I'll go into the they go through the intermission and actually holding their cool down
specifically to...
Speltakash is now taking more damage and Ugrash has come out of that damage page, but look at how quickly these bosses are melting.
Like a hot knife through butter, Ekko will clear the Silken Court and once again make their way into Ancerak.
You don't have to do this first of all for me not liking the cheese.
Oh I should be nice because I'm here. I am English.
That is against our cultural norms, is to accept anything that is of the preach and to go a tasteless podcast. We'll see you next never. Thanks for watching.
We're going to be jumping over, talking about mucking around. We're going to be jumping over to the RC Rumble, as we have got our Team Spider vs Team Crab.
On the Team Spider side is our one and only Jordan, who's going to be doing that particular.
There you go Jordan's hatched.
And on Team Crab we have got Medic, and there's his hand.
So they are going to be racing around a predefined course.
I, personally, am going for Team Crab.
Indeed. I believe Team Spider will be victorious.
No one should underestimate the competitive urge of Jordan,
who has been banned multiple times for games in her competition.
Well, the main reason that I know that Medic is going to be very careful
is his camera phone.
going to give Jordan the edge. She's racing with Sam's camera. She's not going to have to give a damn about what happened to that camera.
Sam, of course, already it tears. So, I think our competitors, are you ready?
Yes!
Okay, are you ready?
I'm ready.
Are you ready?
Production, are you ready?
We're ready.
Are we saying go or are we starting it?
Okay, so we'll count down to go 3, 2, 1 and then go.
go. Okay, so you're going to go on go. Three, two, one, go. So you're going on go. I need
to remind you of this because we've had accidents before. We can also go... If you want that,
that's also a way of doing it. Okay, this is a mixture of all of it. Rock, paper, scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors. No, we'll go on go. Okay, you can do it. You can do it. Alright,
I'll do it. Okay, here we go. Are you prepared? No. Doesn't matter. Three, two, one,
go and we're all team spider
immediately having an immediate crash
team crab is going to make their way
down the corridor of merch
there we go you can see medic having
to follow these cars around as they are
a lot faster
team spider feel free to just pick up
Jordan replace it if you need to
and you can see the crab already in the
kitchen going past bean corner
make up some ground Jordan team spider is way behind slaloming back and forth through
this corridor as the crab heads into the straightaways. This is a very scary area because if you're
crashing to a player PC you might break it. We don't want that. But of course many making
their way down with the team crap before turning around an excellent turn around as
we do see. Oh, no. That's a raider. That's a raider. I didn't ask Wolf Disco. Now officially
on the bench as Jordan makes her way around Bean Corner. Oh there's going to be
small collision as both competitors are going to be going in at the same time but it seems
like Team Krab has made it their way down here and Jordan is going to be pushing down
this straight and narrow. Is it enough as medic makes final turn and the one man ahead Team
Krab victory by a landslide. That's what I'm talking about. I think it should be
two out of three. I don't need to do another shot at this. Oh careful, careful let me
get you up there. Don't spin the wheel. Show the car. There we go. Oh, we can show you the
car chat if you like. Well Jordan got lapped. That's actually me. There we go. She's still
making her way in. She's still coming in. There was a little bit of, there we go. We
can see Jordan right now. Yeah, making their way into the room. Got that last turn to
to go. There we go. Across the wide line.
Oh!
Facing off the wide line. So, team Crab pulling ahead
1-0 to team Crab. We're going to do a
best 2 out of 3. 2 out of 3.
Okay, so we're getting some points sorted out for you, but just because it was
so fast, we think you had a best 2 out of 3, and you had a little bit of a rough start there, Jordan.
You've learned it now though. I think we should swap the car positions though. Yeah to stop
Maybe there was a disadvantage to being on the outside. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't think it was that much
Here we go, all right, so you can see team crab there on the right with one that is medic and
Now we've got a team spider on zero. Are you guys good to go contestants? Are you prepared?
It's fine
Okay, apparently we've had a large change in the track as well, so this is going to be a brand new course.
Blind Razing!
Don't look! It's blind Razing!
Alright, alright.
Okay, so...
You have to count them in this time.
I'll be counting you guys in.
Well, that's unfortunate.
No, you're not supposed to be blind.
You can keep your eyes open.
It was more the course.
Yeah, you're not sure what the course has got coming up.
But are you guys ready?
Okay, we are going to be going on go.
3, 2, 1, go!
And the races go on!
Oh, Team Crab is crashing!
The media crash as they are bumping into each other a little bit.
Oh, the bumper cars with Team Crab behind Team Spider following on the tail as they
slalom back and forth Team Royce!
Team Royce!
As they head into the kitchen now you can see that there's a vastly different set
of soda out there at the moment.
Look at that easy turn of Team Crab. Team Crab making their way through, but Team Spider not too far behind
But Jordan being the British he is cannot resist the beans
Beans to the face. Oh
Crab has navigated this right away before the reversing
There's gonna be collision down the middle. I'm glad the radius aren't actually doing anything too important right now
Team crabs camera is also a little bit
Oh, just gone! Team Crab!
There we go. We've had it reset up now as it's going to be making its way back down past the secret little corridor behind it all going past production.
We've got that white line for the second victory in a row.
There we go. It's just about to round the corner here as children's making their way down and over across the line.
A much closer race of Team Spider comes in at the end.
That was a brutal course with multiple crashes.
I loved your backflip dude, it was a beautiful backflip.
An interesting strategy to tip over your car and run into a bunch of player PCs.
Just goes to show how strong staffords truly are.
Very sturdy designs.
Team Crab taking that 2-0.
Well done.
Maybe we can have an interview with the quick interview with the contestants here.
If you'd like to have a little sit down.
There we are.
I'm not holding, you've got to put the head, there we go.
You're gonna hold the mic. I'm not gonna hold the mic for you. No, unfortunately. No
So crab medic you pulled out that victory. Can you tell us your strategy going into the first course?
Oh, Jordan was always gonna crash immediately
I just waited for that to happen. It was good. I was very impressed and excellent as a long-term
Team crab enjoyer. I was excited to see how deathly you dealt with those particular
Obstructions in the course. Yeah, we just decided to just ram into them and knock them out of the way
It was a unanimous decision before we started!
We just said we're going through them!
It's fine, they're empty, I think.
And Jordan, Commiserations and Team Spider 2-0.
Thank you.
How does that feel?
Feels wonderful.
Just to be short, you do know you've lost, right?
Wait, what?
Oh, yeah.
It's the one that comes first in the race, you see.
What?
Yeah.
Okay, we maybe should have made the rules a little clearer.
Another one!
Again!
The best 7 out of 11!
The question is, did Sam's phone emerge from that race unscathed?
We get the thumbs up!
Yes!
Sam, I flipped my phone and I haven't checked it.
Did it?
Oh no!
Did it look alright?
I drove straight into a beans tin, I almost brought it with me.
Yeah, can we have a little bit of a look at PC?
Oh yes.
The beans moment.
Oh no, but we might very well, can we have one of the cars so we can show off
the amazing engineering that went into this feat?
They went very good.
feedback by passing it over for us.
Very speedy, thank you.
Wonderful.
This was Jordan's car, the inferior.
Is that why it's broken?
I didn't break it.
It's got a little bracket on the top here to hold the camera phones there, and that's
how we were...
We were running around tilting somehow.
I wonder how.
Yeah, we had a little bit of a crash.
I still wonder if the flip should have resulted in a longer timeout for a pit stop.
I cheated.
I cheated and also didn't crash and still lost twice
You did crash on the first one
Because if you hold it like this for throttle, then this is left and this is right
It was throwing me a bit like the orientation is a bit odd. So I started holding it like this
Right, I'm just going left and right
That makes so much sense
I was angling myself.
This is the one tank matter of RC rally.
I also faced the car, so it was in reverse.
There you go.
You can see the camera there.
The wonderful car, even.
Yeah.
Properly jacked together.
It did the job, though.
It did.
It required speedy.
Very speedy.
It's sufficient force to really bang against that kind of beam.
Apparently they would turn down to the minimum
as to reduce the chance of crash,
but even still, Sam was very scared.
It was the lowest throttle intensity we could have had.
And I still didn't go max to us at any point. It was so scary.
Oh, yeah, it's scary.
I'm going to get this car outside the front now.
Yeah, you should.
Yeah.
On the road.
Yeah.
With the real cars.
I'll put one on each foot.
Oh, man.
Well, congratulations.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you so much.
Certainly to Team Crabb.
Not so much to Team Spider.
Yeah, Team Spider.
Still congratulations on a race poorly run.
Indeed.
She did in fact just as poorly organized as we did.
Yeah.
I crashed into a many things.
She skipped half the course on the first one.
Yeah, I got to the end of the play of corridors, like I managed to not hit any play of PCs, I'm not trying to forget me!
Makes sense, makes sense.
Hello and welcome back, it is time for Skaft Cosplay!
Yeah!
Oh yeah!
It is Jordan and Marek that joined us here, of course, Marek part of Team Crap,
which is the winning team of course for this cosplay competition.
What team are you on?
And then we also have the inferior team, Team Spider over there.
Well, this is fighting talk, just you wait.
Well, this is team Crab's entry.
We went for a relatively avant-garde look, a modern water walker.
If you can see past the junk in the trunk,
you also notice the legs that we decided to attach
and the helmet that does make him look slightly like a robot
but really fits with...
Oh, that looks kind of thick actually!
The Queen and Zurich cosplay that we were going for.
Living longer than it will for Echo.
He should be doing a death animation, so the boss is of course going to die for us first.
So we're going to get that world first.
True.
Just a moment.
Alright.
Yeah, we all are out.
Wow, fashion week.
I like how Sam is going to ride like...
Oh, here we are.
This is Team Spider.
Team Spider is just going to chair box.
Okay, I'm a little worried you guys haven't put everything.
Oh, that looks like a gray ball.
Is that a gray ball?
Yes, it is.
Okay, is it got prizes?
Oh yeah.
Is there prizes?
Love this beauty.
Love it.
Made prizes.
That was a great book.
Brilliant.
That was a top tier twirl.
I'm gonna put it back in the runway.
Angles, the camera angles on that one, just beautiful.
And now he's got to squeeze down a very tight corridor.
Oh here we go!
He's out of his way can he make it?
That's all Sam!
Nice angle!
Oh here we go girl!
I think we need some space.
Yep.
In you come!
Come here, come here.
Queen answer act kid.
Watch out for all the equipment.
In the middle.
Watch the equipment. We're doing great.
Keep it up.
Oh my God!
The race is not over now!
I'll just hold up your ass for a moment here, you're fine.
You're doing great!
It took us two hours to make that, but...
Two hours!
I believe you can sit, Jesse.
Yeah, would you like to loot your great vault white?
Alright, do I have to loot it?
Yeah, you have to loot it.
Sam's going to come out for the camera angle.
And we're gonna switch to Sam's camera in 3, 2, 1, there we go.
Open the vault.
He's opened the vault.
What did you get?
I can translate for you if you want.
Alright, my first choice of the week is Jesse's biceps.
Wait, wait, wait.
You got something.
Oh, he's got gifts.
Okay, so your first option is a belt.
Oh, and accidentally it's a two-foot one.
Okay, I'm not that thin it's a garter. Oh, I see what it is. It's a shoulder piece
Don't they quit because otherwise it's going to be
It's a staff
spells I was going for I thought that was a sword but I guess it can be used to change
a bit. It's a addiction. Are you playing priest? Let me tell you a story of this. I've got 20 minutes.
Wait put it back otherwise you've equipped it. Oh I'm keeping this one. Okay do you want to see
what was under the other ones? I want the protection. Okay that's crotch worthy. Yeah you looted a trinket.
Oh my god, but it's from the Delft Vault, which means it's a bad item.
This loops way too good, but you should be a top idol.
How much stuff have you got in there?
What a fully stacked vault, although there's a shield.
That is a very good shield.
You guys are looking much like as the time goes on, full shambles.
I'm not tanking though, so that's a class.
You opened your vault in the wrong loot spec.
Oh despair!
Full despair slot!
Oh god, did we go central?
Yeah we went on central, yeah.
Yeah, full mid.
Oh, nebulous!
Yeah, it's a nebulous.
What level is this?
700.
Oh, it's poor.
It's low eye level, we don't want that.
Wrong stats, wrong stats.
I think there's one more left.
We've got bottom left.
I might get fucked, the rats.
You know we're on the same team?
Honestly, with a bot like this, I choose to spare.
I choose to spare.
Okay, that was way more effort than it looked on the catwalk.
Can you sit, Jesse?
How do we choose the winners on the audience?
I think that we have an audience poll, no?
Oh yeah, definitely.
Jussie!
Wait, wait, wait. You guys have scammed the system.
Cause your team crabbing you made a spider.
We win either way!
So yeah!
See you later!
Hold on!
Ansurek or Grave Vault.
I feel like you gerrymandered this whole thing.
Like, it's usually my strategy.
Yeah, if we can't win proper, cause you didn't put real effort in.
Wow!
This took just two and a half hours, Mike!
It was amazing! Look at those rocks!
Look at that ass!
This is 12 trash bags filled with our own breath!
I can't believe I've been going to the gym this whole time and I could have just done this instead!
I can!
Wait, wait, wait, just stay where I come back out!
I have to!
Is it full of balloons?
No, it's full of trash bags!
You have inflated them though!
Yes!
That's why it's got the jingle physics!
Imagine not just filling it with trash!
What?
You should see the classroom.
You know what is trash? The classroom.
Sweet a picture after this.
Oh, Dominance from what team are we?
Oh no, Queen's class.
Yes!
Dominance from Queen's class.
This is unfair.
Chad, what are you doing? You're totally...
Okay, I feel like you got too much...
I feel like they got too much time on camera.
Yeah, they got a lot of time, comparatively.
That's because more effort results in more time.
all time. Alright Alex, give us Susie.
Actually Alex, can you do the Susie? We'll rig the pole up.
Susie! Susie! Susie! Susie! Susie! Susie! Susie! Susie!
Ah! My foot! Yeah, there you are. Well positioned. I'll hold your hips for you. I'll hold your
hips. Go! Good answer. It gives the Susie.
The audience wasn't properly informed of the Susage that could come with Queen Asterix.
Hey, calm down you, alright, you've had enough time.
Oh my god, we can do it, we can do it.
Oh, it's so close!
Now they've finally started a re-sport.
It's like Brexit all over again!
It's got the rats!
Go into the frame, we need to re-sport.
More butt, more butt, look at this.
Nice, you're doing great.
We even cut out the top, just like on her actual design.
Okay
Okay, hold thank you time it's holding
So holding
They got bonus time
You got a whole loot table
You win! You lose!
We win! You lose!
You lose! We win!
We win! We win!
There's no way that that helps your case.
Figure winner!
We deserve to lose that.
I feel like we're taking boats away.
Like, okay, that is fast.
Alex, step back into shot, then.
Show it off.
The legs as well. These are reinforced, by the way.
They are very nice.
and I'd have a lot of money in the next round.
You did an absolutely amazing job.
Alright, before Alex destroys this,
we're out of applause to the teams
because we even go out nothing to do with this at all.
Good job, team.
Good job.
And of course, your donations, so game is full of...
Just three words.
Three devastating words.
Beans and milk.
No.
Don't put that out there.
Wait.
Peans?
No.
Peans.
Not quite peas.
Not quite beans, but something special in betweens
It's one of the hardest things to say with a straight face in medical school is I think you have a Q-turn joiner
So hard bias they can't even make Jenna one-shot you with her I see beams
On there is the screen, it's a little bit different next to Queen Ansorex Health Bar in the bottom middle.
There are all the spells that are around to come up and then hopeful screen as well above Queen Ansorex Health Bar.
Oh, switch back to nice moves right at the top middle now back towards the bottom.
And Kush's screen is just above the health bar.
We're back to Jinji. Top right is where we're looking to Mini now just above where Queen Ansorex Health Bar.
You can see a couple of abilities but then also on the left.
And then on Canex's screen, I have no idea where I'm looking right now.
Well done, excellent progress making you off of that first platform.
Good over you fucking wanker!
Does it bother you that ok mate, dives to a level 6 pig and probably can't do whole fire
I have never played anything before. Why are you outing me, mate?
Got 11 beans in stock, a 2k beans, mustassi beans, Gravanzo beans, fama beans,
Gigante beans, great northern beans, skinny beans, long beans, mung beans, pinta beans.
I thought you'd be the bean expert, you guys. Why?
You're from the land of the beans, Jesus Christ.
That's my amazing ritual, haha, I've injected it into Jesse now.
Weena boys, weena boys!
How much do you like children, Rima?
Children?
The good thing is, Rima!
The good thing is perfective passive vibe check.
The correct answer to that was, huh?
In three, two, one, send it.
Are you going to feel something tingling on the back of your tongue?
I just feel it everywhere
I feel that bad
I feel like I'm dying
So here come the trampolines
and here they're gonna shut up
Oh, okay
Silent, we can't do it!
And as you can tell, click the fingers though
What? That wasn't my fault!
That's fine, unfortunately we lose some more players here
No!
Oh, my god, look right there!
Towards Samson, you have to make sure they're footballs and they're not.
Balls? Balls? Balls?
Wow, okay, this is a scary play!
Oh, it's really scary!
That was amazing!
Well, just hop it, by the way!
That was so good!
That was the most extraordinary ball we have seen in months!
Like I said, in 47!
Oh, incredible!
What was all that?
What are you doing?
I freaking knew it, man!
OW! It's me, Direct.
7, 7, 7, 7!
7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7.
It's hilarious, right?
I got you your first wow mount!
It is an inflatable flamingo mount!
I will wear it with pride!
Oh, no!
Oh, unfortunate!
Oh, thank you, man!
Nice, man!
So, as a tea scribe!
Oh, what an offer!
You are a sugar addict!
I'm sweet enough, thank you!
Oh, yeah! No, thanks, scribe me!
I'm sweet enough!
Adds on there, kind of on top of the boss with Robin going down there
from that huge pit of the infest.
In fact, it was really good.
Can you call Mike a clown? Thank you. You are a clown.
Thanks for the soundbite. Appreciate it.
Yeah, right. You are a clown.
We all stop saying that for the love of God.
You don't know what you're doing to me, right?
A bag of crisps.
You're terribly in the back room.
How much is my pressure?
We have a 10 dollar donation. Thank you very much for that.
That means we've got a 10 dollar donation.
It's genuinely for the bottom of our hearts. We've never seen the boys this well ever
We know them to really annoy everybody who exists right now
I can't tell you one food take on snacks that people really hate but I go up I
test
Jaffa cakes
They're awful!
Pull the team, pull the team, no poking!
Yeah, pull the team!
Keep this pull again, pull again, come on, come on!
Shut up! If I speak, it's done.
Okay.
The royal condemnation.
Pull the team!
It makes it infinitely harder on these platforms to do this without the entire raid alive.
But not necessarily impossible.
Dying like that is impossible.
Yeah, that would make it very hard.
Why didn't I farm dog even just buy a walker for you?
True, I don't know if I'm stupid.
There's Chinese food you can buy from anyway.
I didn't say that.
Listen, do you want her not me?
I'm over here.
Emma, I was eating that all the time.
Oh, the large penis could be my ring.
Yeah, pretty much.
I feel like a blue bubblegum pimp.
What did you just say?
It's very sticky.
Oh, mate, I'm never moving on.
There's a bunch of minigames like the Pet Battles, TVP, something like that.
TVP's a minigame?
And there we go, an essence taken out by the ring, but as you said, a new best for Echo.
Excellent to see.
So this is a chicken.
This is a chicken.
What's this?
The samples of chicken.
Alright, what was the part of the chicken?
What is this then?
What was that then?
Did they pull while we were talking?
No, that was Perfecto's character. They're doing something.
Maybe we weren't supposed to see that.
Who knows?
You saw enough-
Wow!
Yeah, I mean that is excellent for Echo there.
Getting back into Phase 3, this is exactly what we want to see from them.
A false bubble, false bubble, false bubble appear.
Lesson 7 seconds. Lesson 6.
Well, we have to end our meditation first.
Okay, you lead the last meditation.
Deep breath in through your mouth for 5 seconds.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
And out through your nose for 7 seconds.
You are valid. You are wanted.
Have a big a small or a medium sized Friday. We'll be right back
How much is there to talk about like there be new conversations just coming up someone's fine. Oh, so I'm definitely
Yeah, that is a coast drop.
Oh, I'm lucky. They couldn't quite get them.
Oh, that was a shame. That was a real shame.
This is such a difficult spot there.
This is the progression point there at the entirety of Shetland.
So how was that from a race to a first perspective
when the game already felt a little bit...
What just happened?
You remember the scene from Lord of the Rings?
Yes.
Right when Sam was on the volcano,
I've forgotten the smell of rain and the feeling of grass in there.
That's me with freedom and quints of it.
Oh mate!
Oh dear!
Oh, Ymirres is choking to death,
but she's definitely an issue if you attack the chokes on his soda.
One request for some help,
and he's going back in for seconds,
and that's why he's world first!
He wipes on his own soda,
and pulls again!
He fears nothing that boy!
He's going again, look at this!
He's whacking up a polka!
Well, we have a little death there, but it's no big deal.
We have a battle rest for just such a moment.
Yeah, and what is life without a bit of death?
Absolutely.
Now, unfortunately, with Minnie having died, everyone has five stacks of the frothing poison,
but that just means the healers have an opportunity to show why they belong in Echo, pumping
even more healing here.
with the 5 stacks, it's not a big deal.
Today's their even occasion!
Of course Junji gets hit by a plate!
He's SOF WASHED!
I HATE HIM!
Everything a little bit going out of control here, but what a good try!
This was such a good try by Ekko and look at the percentage of the boss too.
I mean they're getting lower and lower, but this point is so difficult.
They smell blood!
There's just so much happening!
and then you're screwed, Raider.io, even closer about that.
He just sent it to get you a spad it, it's your loss!
Raiderio, why?
What is happening?
Take this down.
Liquid are joining in.
Hi, I play Team Liquid, but I also appreciate your tattoo.
Let's rock and roll the career.
Yes, this is what we need.
Oh, he should have made it.
That's insane, ring maxi.
Just squatting the shower and taking a sip
down the drain while brushing your teeth.
All they want to do is hit it.
What the heck?
How does it affect the pull-up instead of passing Jesse's reading poetry or excerpts from a romance novel?
Well, you know, when the first Venom Bombs go out, let's be their first date as a group, and then getting knocked up together.
I came here, we should be. I came here to know romance novels.
I got an assignment to suck myself though.
That has been some foreshadowing for a while now.
It's like, yeah, here's Darko! Where are you going, Darko?
I was trying to turn around, but it's like I'm still laying down.
Look at that amount of hearts!
That's the beat coming through!
I love the beat!
Well, actually, they might not be able to do it.
Zatsu getting brought up as the boss is getting brought lower and lower,
already into a new best pool for Echo, both in terms of time and boss percentage.
We have one more infest coming in here. If Merus can do this, then that's insane.
Oh my goodness, the King of MDI himself!
Okay, so now we know if I could be silo-attached, how are we gonna incorporate this?
Oh my goodness!
Of course he's going in, he's gonna stun as we're going into the five acolytes here.
This is gonna be nuts.
Shout to Meriz!
He's gaming out of his mind!
Oh, he just leans back like, yeah, sure.
You know we deal, just do that on a daily basis.
Oh my goodness.
That's sorry.
A little bit of a joke for you.
Okay.
How did Nisreg know that Antsreg murdered her mother?
How? He's spider doing it.
I've been here for 18 days.
Welcome back, of course, during the break we did see Liquid kill the boss,
which means that they winning this race, they got the race all first,
win the star route and what a performance by Liquid.
I mean huge congratulations, they played so incredibly well this year.
Yeah, that's...
Nine of all...
Oh! Oh no!
Gingy!
He's down!
The despair overflowing from his secret lab titan!
It is that time again.
We need you for heroic splits.
And then not joking.
For Rashinan and Sikran.
and sick run so if you could help Echo achieve their dreams could you check
the LFG for Echo I'm getting a feeling a funny feeling a feathery feeling a wide
feeling that indeed the man himself lingering outside the very gates of the
narrow bar palace ready to swoop in in his owl form and then go into a slightly
different more combat oriented owl form, indeed we might be getting knighted, I'm so
good dude. There he is! He's ready! Cannex, if you're watching the main screen,
stream give us a wave dude, there he is!
Yeah, he's kind of fair to Tenten, he's ready and waiting!
Yeah! He's fucking great!
I think indeed we might be seeing a little bit of Cannex coming in once again no matter how many times we try.
There goes the invite, in comes Kanax
His portal's about to go off a little
What the full play by Kanax?
This engages himself back onto the platform
As the boss is going to be going lower and lower
As her enraged timer ever encroaches further
Our echo going to be able to get her down
As far as they need to go
But unfortunately, here comes the enraged cast
Are they going to be picking up the essence
Or are they going to be accepting their fate?
It looks like that is not going to be the pool they need
But my word, it's the pool that they've been wanting
all day of four percent
you can actually make a
caption when you measure the penis from the bottom not the top
no the mages just don't they shouldn't be allowed to blink
because they shouldn't be allowed it should just be burned
shackles landing that's getting off me
namazoo is good with your top
see this is why namazoo are the worst
take it to do here
we present you to the holy frying pan your day's a numbered namazoo
the gone foul beast we were having a little bit of a tea time work for the
Alex oh anyway thank you for asking me a question while I'm choking
just go back to comms dude it's cut with we're completely gone
unfortunately 4.6% they're trying to pick it up to move them to buy some more
time they did a great they could 2% left down to 1% they're jumping over
I'm trying to save the essences, but just not good enough.
Pizza buff's so vital, a 4% wipe immediately after it's happened.
And then people are saying, lol, fuck you, loser.
You only will second you freak, and then I cry and go to bed.
Hey, dudes, it's 2AM.
Production's gone home, by the way. We're in charge.
Yeah.
Oh, no, it's getting real. We've turned to BDSM to keep the polls going.
Oh, yes!
He has done it, they're sacrificing themselves, but it is not going to be enough for Echo this time
with three players left, Gigi is holding up for dear life to let the thoughts do some damage, 2.7%
Cool, I think it's gone from having a nice job of your time into Delirium, for sure
Yeah, they're gonna start seeing some strange shapes as the hallucinations set in
It's been a pleasure to be along with them for this ride, they gave it their all and just 0.98%
Sounds retreat echo and picking up that second. Hello everyone and welcome back
We're coming to the end of our show and we need to do some charity goals. You guys have raised
forty thousand one hundred thirty five dollars for games for gamers chat huge amounts of hearts a round of applause for you
Pat yourself on the back that is phenomenal and as part of that we promised that we would
Appreciate each other was with what I'm sure will be thoughtful and kind gifts. Certainly
course. Yeah. Um with with our poor, dear, departed, four
league medic friend no longer with us. Um we want to start
with his gift. Um which is right here. And Jordan doesn't
have anyone to give anything to because she gave hers to
medic already. So, you can award medic's gift to its
recipient. The name's on the other side. Who's it going
to? Oh, it's my cell!
Is she what medic got you?
Just like Christmas.
Is it heavy?
Buy myself a gift.
That's very nice of me too.
I appreciate the glist of everything.
I think medic sent a video along with a gift.
Oh, she did?
We may not have to watch.
Hey guys, I'm really sorry I couldn't be there for the gift exchange.
But I just want to say what a special thing this is that you guys do every year.
I think it's some kind and some generous
to find gifts for our fellow castings
to our fellow castes and to appreciate them
in the way that we do.
So Jordan, I got you.
I went shopping kind of before I knew you a little bit,
but I'm hoping that the gifts kind of portray your personality,
also have to give you a little bit of fun.
It's been such an honor to get to work with you all,
and especially with you, Jordan.
You've been such a beacon of light
and a beacon of joy all my time.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
The mug, I think it's saying something
that perhaps you wouldn't say out loud,
and I hope that you find fun with it,
And then obviously I got you a couple of little other things as well.
I hope you enjoy your hot chockeys and I'll see you all soon.
Oh!
No!
Oh!
That was so cute!
I had no audio.
I don't know what the hell just happened.
He's trying to get hated.
He just raised that.
He just yelled at her, said all kinds of terrible things.
He's also missed the point.
He's just like a really nice light.
That's all celebration.
He doesn't understand at all.
He's like a wholesome owl.
He doesn't understand at all.
I gotta hold some out of the way.
Oh, ooh.
I got some, ooh, I got an espresso martini.
You're all gonna regret that when I have caffeine.
I see what he's done here.
He's loaded me up with sugar and caffeine, so that I can run around and you can all regret it.
And he left.
Ooh, I got some hot chockeys as well.
Nice.
He really seems to be feeling in stimulants, John.
So low energy!
I got me with this, while he's left. Oh, and I got...
Oh, wait, hold on.
What's that?
They're bumblebees!
Bees are my second favourite animal!
That's the fish.
The two of them are animals, none of which are animals.
Fish!
My personal favourite animal is mammals.
Me too.
Shut up.
Oh, and then I got my oh my
Tits up now cuz the rest is not
It might be worth mentioning what you got for medic as of course
Yeah, that was on a earlier part of the broadcast on his very last day of what was it last Friday also before he left
So yeah, I had medic and I got him a giant inflatable pink princess flamingo
It was his first wow mount because he hadn't well, he's played a little bit well
But this is his first time properly, you know playing and paying attention. So yeah, I got my first wow mount. Oh
I think we need to divest Mike of his belly, that he's unaccountably grown recently.
Everyone commenting about how much weight you lost, how great you look, you come here with
a tummy.
Yes, little dip.
What is that?
It's a robust protrusion.
I call it Tommy Tumor.
Not again, Mike.
After.
I have a gift for Jesse.
Oh.
I don't think I'm the one that knocked you up.
I mean, you said it wouldn't get me pregnant.
But Jesse, I'm becoming concerned.
You're spending more and more time in our beautiful European lands.
Traversing the world.
And I never want you to forget your home.
So I made you something.
I have made you...
Gigacrist Calcon Man.
Oh, wow.
That's right. He's Gigacrist Calcon Man.
I've made you something.
He's Giga Christ, cow-corn man. This is hand stitched.
The first thing Jesse ever told me about his homelands of Missouri is it contains
Cow's corn and Christ. Cow! Corn! Christ!
Respect Giga Cow Corn! This has been stitched together for brightness of the creature.
This is for you Jesse to always remember home as you're off to see your lovely baby.
I will treasure it. Thank you so much.
It's so cute.
It's righteous and wholesome.
Indeed. And nothing is better for you than corn syrup.
That's so thoughtful.
I'm so wholesome.
You're about to go way down here.
We're just going to chain this long.
I'm next. I brought you, Nagura, this.
A trash bag.
It's a two-part gift. First, the trash bag.
Oh, yes. You're welcome.
So I had to go to the fitness store to buy 200 euros with a protein powder to get me through this month
And because I spent so much in the store. They're like, you want something for free and I didn't so since this cost
Me nothing and I don't find it a value at all. It makes the perfect gift
So that brings me to part two of my gift, which is in my hands right now.
As you guys know, I brought a stack of silver dollars with me to pay for my train ride back home, back in America.
And each time RuneService cleaned my room, they took one.
So far as I know, to the best of my knowledge, this is the last American silver dollar in the country, perhaps in all of Europe.
You did that traffic?
Out of Germany?
For so many dollars!
How much is through their location right now?
This might be the last one.
Knowing how much you like winning,
I have poured my heart and soul into turning this
into the winningest silver dollar
on the planet.
Try flipping it and see what sets.
You all done?
Okay.
I don't know how to flip that coin so I'm just gonna throw it over here.
What did you say?
You lose.
Oh, that's one side.
But you lose.
I lose.
Yeah, what is it?
The other side.
I guess I said I win.
No matter how you flip it, you always win.
That is so weird.
It's American coin.
It is American coin.
It's American coin.
Also, this is the second time I've participated in this and both times I've got the American currency.
Last year I got $20 for a drop nose, and then he took it back.
I can keep this one though, right?
If I still had the other silver dollars that would let me buy my train to get home, I'd want that back too.
But I don't, so you can have it forever.
Thank you very much, Jesse. I appreciate it.
Maybe we can have a protein pudding together.
Aww.
Literally a freebie and a dollar.
I love it.
What in the hell is protein pudding?
God, you know.
We'll find out!
Maybe some friendly fire at you.
I can just take it down the chain.
Oh no.
So, Alex.
Hello.
Unfortunately I have a confession to make.
I've completely forgotten about this gift thing.
But I have realized that he likes choppy bars.
Aww.
So...
That's so thoughtful!
She went all the way downstairs to take it off the table.
Oh!
Other chocolate bars are available, but I do like a Mars.
Thanks!
I was legit...
No, the fridge bag!
Oh, now I have somewhere to put the wrapper, Mike.
You do!
Oh!
Legit, if that was all of it.
I wasn't even going to be mad.
I was acting a choppy.
I wanted a bag now.
Okay, let's have a little look to see here.
Oh, no.
There's a little bow. There's a bow made out of the. This is wonderful. Hold on. Let's have a look. See here then.
It's going to open it up. Oh, how exciting. All right, funny story. Oh, yes. Okay, do tell. This is, this is.
Are we wonder where this was? Check this out. It's a wonderful shirt here. This is Alex Fat Boss Ross.
and on the back I drink hot chocky and pretend to know things and it's me we
found this and I was trying to work out who was you!
I thought she was going mad! They were like who sent this?
That is fantastic!
I'm a friend who's a graphic designer who made this beforehand.
I made them send it here to the facility because otherwise we wouldn't have arrived in time
And then I forgot to tell Sam what it is, because I told him that I was sending something, I didn't tell him what it is.
And then when I got here, I was like, so Sam, did it arrive? And he's like, oh no.
Oh no.
Oh, it's just in the cat room, they found it and wondered where it's from.
Yeah, I was like, who the hell sent that in?
And at some point, it swaps up to me and like shows me the shirt and he's like, you bluffed so well!
And I was like, oh no, what is this?
Are you like so loud? No idea.
Oh, that is hilarious. Thank you so much.
I'm gonna wear this on the next segment for sure.
What a shirt. What a wonderful shirt.
Which mic?
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I need to get up for my gift.
Oh, no, you said it rots.
It does rot.
Everyone got something really nice.
Protein pudding, a bit bag.
Let me make it up some hot chocolate.
Oh, thanks.
I don't like chocolate.
Never have I.
Oh, what? I even saw you buy this. What did you do with it?
Do we need to make some space?
No, no, no. As long as Mike's really careful with the tray.
Actually, yeah, so I know how much you like bin bags.
So I got you one of them on a tray.
Here you are, mate. It's probably best it goes on your lap, not mine.
OK, so feel free to have a little look inside.
Oh, I get to open it.
You get to open it.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It needs to stay upright.
Why does your gift have rules?
You'll find out.
Oh!
No, stop tilting!
No tilting, Mike.
Wait, have you excavated the melon?
Alex, have you been digging in my melon again?
I told you to stay out of my melon.
The melon isn't the gift, it's what's within.
Why did you wrap it in a melon?
Was it rots, Mike?
Feel free.
What kind of gift requires melon wrapping?
Is this a London thing?
It's a good animal in there.
I just know how healthy you're being recently.
I thought you'd like some melon.
Oh yeah, I love a cellotape.
Be incredibly careful as you open this.
What is this melon?
It's water.
I have a thing in the face.
No, no, no, no.
You don't have to worry about that.
But just don't tip it.
I feel like everyone else could take that gift whole mouth.
Well, hopefully the memories will certainly go back with you.
Okay, the final melon tape is to be revealed.
I'll hold it in place.
It looks like a blood bath, Al.
Open it up.
Is this a severed head?
Open it up and reveal it to the camera.
Hopefully we can get it a little bit.
Half a little tilt.
I got you your favourite item.
Why?
I got it.
Why?
I got you a...
Why?
So, it's a melon full of bean.
You're giving me a bottle full of beads!
The gift's in there!
No!
The gift's in the melon!
Can you get it for me?
No, you've got to find it mate!
I have a full faith!
You wish to punch my hand into the beads!
Please sir, please put your hands into the...
Where did you get it?
Yeah, look at it, you're a swap, aren't you?
I'm happy with my protein planks!
Okay, I'm not getting bead juice all over you.
That's why I've got the tray.
the tray. It's fine. Don't pour it out. Why am I the responsible one here? It's full
of beans. It's full of kids in the charity. I put it right at the bottom. Oh, it's oozing.
Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my.
I can't right now.
It's okay mate, it's not.
We can do this together.
It's really bad.
Okay, take your hand out.
Take your hand out.
You'll be able to see it.
It's actually along the wall.
There it is.
It's right there, along the wall.
There you go mate.
Just in there.
Can you grab it for me?
I'm busy right now.
I think you can use that bean cover down to get,
there it is.
It's just, okay, it's just there.
Just do your best to take it out.
There we go.
This is the actual gift.
gift. So I know you'd love it. So much. It's a picture of Alex. You're welcome Mike.
It's a picture of me. Creativity. You're that kid of school like he's got problems, but
he's got like an artistic side. Well, I think we should probably take a small break as
We're going to quickly clean ourselves up before we come for a roundup.
So we'll be back momentarily. Don't go anywhere.
Mike needs to clean his hand.
The race to world first is back.
Echo is going to be challenging the rhubar palace, killing all those fighters.
And we are at the SK Magenta facility here in Cologne.
And I am going to take you a little behind the scenes tour.
My name is Preach.
This is brought to you with El Gato.
And we have so many cool things here in this wonderful facility
that have been provided for.
First stop I'm going to show you where we hang out. This is our wonderful caster setup where they can stream, play games, do whatever they want to do
over here in this area where Elgato has provided us with Neo Streamdex and Wave Neo. So we have our cool cool microphones.
We can control our streams. We can still reach our audience and do those things in comfort with some nice couches and stuff.
But in between that of course the Raiders and us need ourselves some snackies.
So what they've done is give us a nice little kitchen, not the main one, hold on for that
because it gets real special soon where we can dip in there's some bananas and some
chocky bars and nuts and some drinks all available for everybody there really good
and now this is where you're going to be seeing the players over here.
They're currently trying things out that we're not allowed to show on stream so
you have to be a little careful but once again Elgato has given them wave DX microphones
That's what they're all using them really low profile microphone arm
So if you have an issue getting your my camp right in your face
You can use one of those I'll get a wonderful arms to get it out of the way and make it work
Before we get to the big control area though where there's some really fancy things to show you
I want to go downstairs because you're gonna see something pretty special there
We're currently in the lobby at SK the Jensen facility. All right, but watch this. This is so cool. Follow me. Follow me
Behold the greatness
That's what you want to see the big face of all these raiders doing and this is where a lot of the pro teams that also train at the
Facility hang out and been watching the race and getting involved with things including people just passing by but you can see behind me
This is the best bit. Okay echo has been notorious for not the best food when we break the races, but that has all changed
Three private chefs and we're here providing breakfast lunch and dinner freshly baked bread
Everything is here in the morning and you can see the working now. I wish you guys could smell what's going on
So the raiders are going to be eating good, but more importantly is physical health.
The guys have sat down for such a long time that they've actually now
had a gym. There's a gym for the guys to actually work out.
I was here at seven a.m. this morning.
This place was rammed with certain raiders, not everybody,
but the casters as well, who were all working out here.
They've got table tennis, they've got massage chairs around the corners,
all these things to keep the guys moving, doing something because they are
that down the whole time, but I know that's not the bit you super want to see. Let's go
and look at the really fun stuff upstairs where the players are.
Now it's time to bring you inside the brains of the whole operation. Every single time we
do this, there's a new piece of technology that's added for Echo's production team to
make the show even better. And as you can see here, as we look over at Mitch's desk,
multiple stream decks. We actually use a combo of them here. We use the stream
deck pluses and the stream deck excels. And through here, they can route absolutely
everything to control the whole production everything you see but this
time has been a little addition. Algato has also come out with a USB dock which
actually slides into the back of the Streamdex allowing the guys to plug
everything in at the back end and makes up so much tidier despite everything you
see here this is a well oiled machine but come with me I want to show you
something special this is what you actually see while it's controlled
from there what we actually see goes on in this room here this is the
The first thing you can see of course is this wonderful analysis desk.
This is where we're going to be during our mythic and much more complex fights is managing
all the information we can give to you that's very technical and very informative, but
it's our job and the job of the guys on the couch right now is to deliver that information
in a way that's completely understandable.
As you can see, these guys also use these big stream deck pluses along with their
savory snacks and blankets to deliver that information for you, using those knobs
to coordinate things, get everything done, and they can talk back to production, they
can manage their own volumes, and they can put on a good show for you, hopefully.
Well, at some point when I get on the couch.
Now there's one little thing I want to show you, okay?
There's one thing I want to show you, which is the actual brains of Echo itself.
Now I can't show you much because they're doing some sneaky things right now, but
you can kind of look over my shoulder.
And behind me what you're going to see is Potter, Stripe and Roger.
These are the guys that are organising everything.
strategy is working with a lot of teams behind the scenes, obviously using the
Elgato Waydex SLRs and their Streamdex to coordinate every POV because they
need to quickly switch between which player they're watching and get everything
started and there's no easier way to do it. This is how we even produce the show.
We use all this technology in an amazing way and what we're hoping to do is
utilize it to make things simple, make things easy and of course Elgato is
always is a big part of that. For me I'm going to take my place here at the
analysis best to help the guys out and for the rest of you you're going to be
able to watch these guys and myself over the course of the race so enjoy let's
go to our casting desk. Ladies and gentlemen welcome welcome welcome to the
race to world first I am Alex from Rapples CV and joining me is the
amazing Medic how's it going? I'm very nervous I'm gonna be honest I think
it's the most nervous I've been in years. If you wanted you could have
really like the spiders and you know built up sort of a camaraderie with them over the last few days.
They've held you in high renown. Yeah, if you did that, can we switch to Jinji's point of view?
He has a special cutscene playing right now as you can see. Yeah, that's what happens if you're
if you really get close to the spider. Right, thank you. Good. Why do I say close to it?
Oh, it's almost over. She speaks like that now.
Your ambition was rare, you know.
Yet despite even betraying your own mother, here you are.
Oh, my sexy!
How many people are watching?
What class is being improved by what everybody wants?
How are we perfectly behind each foot?
Why do you look so excited when the feet get sniffed?
I'm glad that they can't make their way over to the Max Roll Analysis Desk.
Oh no, there they are!
I'm between the toes
Dominate one more you can do it. What is he clicking? What? Oh, no
9%
What did I do to win this?
What is he playing? He's clicking Death Strike. Oh, it's not taking a lot of that.
Bob's AMS which is why he took no damage on this big hit in the middle side.
And then he goes down and he clicks Death Strike. I knew it! I knew it! I knew he was clicking Death Strike. Oh, no.
Oh, mate. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, the shame.
Describe it to us. It's, uh, uh, pliers or something.
You know, pliers or something. It's a clamp.
It's, well, it's quite a lot of edging going on.
I guess we're going to have some clamps about one.
It's, uh, cash this.
Yeah.
Oh, man. Maybe we'll have mercy.
This is the strangest bit. Oh, he says tape!
Uh, very recently on Wolf Wake Up! Wolf Wake Up! There we go.
I can't, I can't, I've been in a lot of work on burning!
In exchange for item level, how much would your soul would you give for a trinket drop?
There we have Jordan ready to go delving, garage of treasure trove.
Jump run!
Pee pee poo poo.
Oh no not the forehead!
What is that?
I'm sure they're Greg's sausage rolls.
Oh no!
You're getting away!
Thank you!
We don't like shoes on the couch, how bad is crumbs on the couch?
I think you're doing a fight with Alec, and the boat there.
As you can see this is the Nova you see coming out here. They're going to go to cross the room over in that direction
Oh, no, this is gonna suck it recursive didn't think this one through it's gonna keep getting deeper and deeper because I'm on the stream
And I'm showing the stream
Dodge that big aoe the portal currently sitting on shoe pair
What a great name that is good old shoe pair ring coming in one second time portals down dodged the orbs avoid the void
Avoid, avoid, avoid's a good one.
We should use that one later on.
And usually a co-castle would come in at this point,
but I think I'm just gonna keep practicing
because soon we'll have mythic.
Next week we'll be mythic, Jordan,
and then we've gotta get even hyper.
2% of that sweat, look at the killer.
It's a world first cast of a heroic kill.
Yeah.
Eats.
That leaves us ready to put a puzzle together blindfolded.
How?
We're gonna speed run this.
I feel that you've had the time to think about how you would communicate this.
I have no bearings.
I haven't done that.
And I have the blindfolds.
I want the blindfolds.
Let's rock paper scissors for the blindfolds.
Okay, right.
On three.
One, two, three.
I didn't.
You didn't do one.
I had that.
This is why I think we're going to struggle with a six plus puzzle.
We're operating on a four plus mental level.
I said on three.
I'm going to do three then, guys.
Oh no.
This is why we communicated it beforehand and we're about to try to communicate
Do we get an instant replay to say yeah on three okay?
And then I just looked at my hand and two fingers and I was like what's going on?
Like I'm surprised by my movements
Oh dude, I'm glad I'm so good at communicating
I think you have a good spot on is screwed
Let's try this again on three
One, two, three
Alright, I get the blindfold
Alright then, so how are we gonna set this up?
Okay, we gotta clear up some room.
Am I gonna provide you with any sort of piece or are you just gonna run with it?
I don't think you can touch it.
You can't touch it.
I can't touch it.
I'll pick up pieces and you'll tell me where to put them.
And through my large amount of manual dexterity and intuitive understanding of spatial relationships, we'll magic our way to this.
Okay, so we gotta come up with a goal because I don't think we're gonna be able to do this whole...
We're gonna be here for like an hour doing this one puzzle.
Yeah, I'm not sure if we're gonna be able to make the entire thing work together.
together. I can barely do rock, paper, scissors. Let alone command some sort of.
Okay, hold on. There you go. There's the headset. I'm also, there we go. You got this.
Feeling happy? Okay. Do you get the headset on? Oh, I want this in my life. This is amazing.
Blindfolded casting. That's what it actually is. You know what? Sometimes I feel like I might
as well be blindfolded. Do you want to guess what they're doing right now?
Um, I believe that they're about to start mythic
All right, the Oracle has forbidden
Happening in my mind. Oh, look at that pulling the first boss. So it's all right. No, unfortunately, it's more dels, but okay
So the box is here. You feel the box. Yep. Okay, so all right
We're gonna I need to have the picture because actually so hold on let me get let me get the bottom of the box up
So this is once again chat. We know what we're making here. This is what we're making
We're making a lovely dinosaur picture provided of course
to us by the wonderful medic.
Okay, so I'm going to take some pieces.
Okay, so let's see what those pieces are.
Oh, mate, they're nothing good yet.
Okay, I think I can kind of tactile feel.
Okay, hold on.
One on the left that you just placed down.
There we go, the tip of your fingers.
We're going to be using that soon for the very top left.
Okay, so the flat part needs to be
to the north of the photo overall.
There we go, good, perfect.
Okay, we're going to continue on.
We're going to try and build up that corner ideally.
We've got the peak of the terrain that we're looking for.
Maybe we should be looking for some edges.
Yes, edges. Always edges.
I have an edge.
You do have an edge.
That edge is going to go roughly in the top right.
That's going to be some volcano smoke eventually.
That's good.
Yeah, it's not so bad.
Not too much further than that because otherwise you're
going to start placing stuff up the side here.
May the Lord have mercy upon us all.
Yep, that's nothing.
I have an edge.
Oh, you have a corner.
That corner is bottom left.
OK, bottom left.
That's good. That's no further than that.
You don't want to put things off the edge.
You have a little bit of a leaf there.
My Lord, this is going to be...
This is going to take a little bit.
I have full faith.
You just got to get the ball rolling.
Oh, hold on. I have a corner.
Top left.
And you can put that in with the other piece.
It's oriented correctly as well.
Oh, my God. First connection here.
Here we go.
Through some sort of magic, we've managed to make a connection.
Oh, that's an achievable dollar.
There we go. A round of applause.
That is an achievable dollar.
Clap, clap, clap, clap.
I wasn't sure that was gonna be...
Don't laugh!
That's not a clap!
That's not a plaaas!
Okay, I'm being mocked.
Um, so...
Production just telling us to do all sorts of nonsense.
We'll put a few more pieces together for sure.
We promise to chat.
We've got an edge.
Okay, let's see it.
Let's see it.
Do we want that edge?
I think that edge goes below the current...
Yes, so it's going top left and it's going below.
You've done really good here.
It's going below that.
We're gonna be able to...
We only have a hundred pieces in this, right?
And we're already three in.
By my math, that's just shy of five percent.
I can't believe that.
Technically not wrong.
That is true, and yet still on par with someone who says yes on three and then goes on four.
Screw you, that's also going.
That is going to the north of the bottom left piece.
Is it going in?
Yeah, I think.
Oh, we're making such good...
We're now at 5%!
Okay, we're making progress.
My spider senses are climbing.
You're getting a lot of middle pieces right now.
That's okay, we'll keep finding edges.
We want to work in from the edge, I feel like.
Although if you see something that fits into that corner...
I'm doing my best to be your rummaging around at high speed.
I'm getting more and more fluent at looking for edges.
You are. There is a couple of edges I...
I found an edge.
This is this the...
Did you make in that noise because of the wet edge?
You need you to turn that around so I can see it.
I think that's the wrong way around.
Yeah, that was.
That is...
What is that?
Oh, that's like bottom middle.
That's...
That's a long way away.
That's...
I think that might be unachievable overall.
I like that I would make it...
Making our way through this, sorry, but surely.
We are...
Get...
Productive said...
We are here for the next four hours.
If at any juncture, the players stop doing delves.
I, as the Aburban Caster, will let you know that you're missing out on action in the normal
raid and we will immediately say production stops on the normal raid and we'll start casting
real content for you. We have an edge.
We are, but we're going to continue our edging. I think that is, that's going to
be like mid-left, like it's on the edge but mid-left so we're going to keep that
roughly there for now. We're doing really good along the left edge. If we can edge
all the way on the left.
Then that would be an achievement.
Unnoting.
So it's always worth edging the left.
Let's stop.
That's a good time.
You're good.
I love edging.
Here I have a corner.
A corner?
You don't even have to tell me.
Hold on.
I feel into the future.
I feel that this is the top right corner.
Damn, dude.
The bottom right, but I liked it.
I liked the conviction.
Bottom left?
That's bottom left.
This is bottom right.
You want it bottom right? Yeah, that was one of the options.
Okay. I had a 50-50 there, it was what it was.
But yes, okay, we're going to continue on the left side, so if we can...
You said it like I can pull left side on purpose.
You just did. That is, between the... it's south from the top left.
Connecting in.
It is connecting the two pieces of the left-hand side together.
Is it really? Yes it is.
So there's only six pieces per side?
No, no, no, it's going to connect... because you have that mid-left piece, I think.
Hold on, can you please place that down for a second?
I don't think this fits.
So I've made a grave mistake.
Oh no, you're the one who can see!
That is on the right side, mid right.
The one that you said was on the left is actually on the right.
That's just mid right, yeah.
Okay, so that's what I got like to.
Yes, you did.
Also, towards the middle of the...
You've got like one little piece in the middle of the left hand side right now.
Can you try and find that?
So like...
Okay, now go to your right towards the middle of the table.
That piece needs to go on the left hand side.
That's an edged left piece.
Very good, is it part of the other edge?
It's going to make the same thing, but it's in its own little category right now.
So we have this edge with the corner, and then this edge with the corner, and then this edge.
Because the idea is that with this edge it's going from the top to the bottom.
Alright, I'm going to...
Topping and bottoming while we go through these edges.
You're going a bit.
I really want to help.
And I'm gonna get shout at that um
That is that's some white top stuff. That's that's that's full pin
We just need full left
If we can make the left edge, I will consider this to be a success
They are oh
I've run out of edge pieces. No, you trust me. Jesse. You just got to take the time. I found an edgy inside of things
That's what edgy is all about.
Making your time.
That is top bright-ish, the bin edge.
We can worry about that later.
What is this?
That's just a bit of plastic.
What about the tool?
Well, you just have plastic in there.
Oh, no!
That's new nightmare unlocked.
Like, I just feel like Sam is just putting things in the box for me to put my hands
on.
Oh, they wouldn't do that.
That would be cruel.
I have an edge.
You do have an edge.
That is right side.
It's a right side edge. It also has a little bit of a face on it. That's really nice.
That one didn't even make sense.
That edge has a face on it? Sure.
Like, bang, bang.
Um, okay, so we're gonna keep going.
Oh, here we go.
It's a big edge piece.
That is a big edge piece. I think that might be a left side edge piece.
Oh, let's go.
Left side being connected to, you can get it.
Yeah, so I think that is towards the top.
Is it connecting with either of the three segments?
It's not connecting anything yet. It's between the middle and the top part.
middle in the top part so we have more and then we have this one somewhere and
then we have this one somewhere and then we have bottom yes there we go so we're
looking for two more left pieces okay we're making progress what is this
what is finding the pieces Jesse why is there something else describe it to us it
It's a
Pliers or something. I mean not pliers, but it's a clamp. That's well
That's quite a lot of engine going on. I guess we're gonna have some clamps about
May the Lord have mercy this is the strangest bit
Look at me
Directions that I did not expect to go this morning
Well, it just get worse.
What is that?
This is a shoe. It is a shoe. I have no idea who's shoe it is.
Is it blue?
That's cut. It is a blue shoe.
I mean it might be my shoe.
Oh my lord.
It might very well be my blue shoe.
I hope it's mine. I hope they didn't just have me put my hand in someone else's shoe.
That's a little bit too Xalatath for me.
This is the most random thing I've ever done in my life, man.
That's the whole pieces without edges.
Let's see if we can get one more edge.
I feel like we're so close to the left.
We can just edge one more time.
We've just got to get rid of the page.
If I, I hope I hit the camera as I just chuck the stuff across the room.
What is this?
Okay, we're looking for left edges.
Yeah, we're looking for left edges.
I'm making sure that you haven't put any of the left edges already in, actually.
Screw it, I'm helping.
Okay, okay, but I'm pretty sure I haven't.
You must have.
Oh my lord.
right uh i have unparalleled tactile proficiency there's no way i've
lost an edge piece you did just put down an edge piece but it was for the wrong
edge it's fine yeah i knew that i knew that yeah you could tell
we're looking for left edge and that would then have that
undefinable you know air of leftyness for which i'm searching
yeah a hundred percent you know exactly what's going on
so chat what what that came with the puzzle actually
Okay, so let's go on the other
We can use it to fix this
This was I didn't even know this was a thing until I sat down inside would have found an edge. You did find that
Oh my god, no why did oh no, it's not hold on
It's not it's for the box. So the bottom right piece here is I've just got it my hand
That's Judy you put it down. I it was my mistake. So I fix it bottom left
You're gonna use it to put along the actual bottom line you're connecting with the bottom. This is connecting with the bottom left
Corns. Yes
Yeah, yeah, yeah
So that now puts us look at that that puts us at one two three four five six seven eight eight percent
No longer estimating somewhere near ten. That's pretty close to ten percent does that count?
Production you need to let us know if we can stop it
If Chatsomew's we continue they donated their hard earned money for this they need their money's worth
Are you not enjoying this we?
We could we could always swap it and have us
You could get we're not allowed to have lunch before the puzzles
We're gonna solve this very very soon. Oh, this is a nice edge piece. That is a
That is an edge piece for the other side unfortunately. That's a right side edge piece which was slowly gathering
We can maybe start putting stuff together. I'd I don't think we can I think I'm looking at the state of the board dude
And it's it's not all right. Well, the thing is is this is this is working like any other game, right?
But the further we go without success the more likely success is where we're going
if you say so I
Think I understood some of those words
The success is becoming concentrated over here the left piece is here somewhere. I think um
Um, no dude. Not only did the pieces fall on the floor, I'm looking at your remaining pieces, none of them are edge pieces.
You mean I've missed it somewhere.
But this is an edge. You're just lying.
Um, I'll know that, but that's like a top edge.
Okay.
It's, this is, this is cooked. This is too cooked.
I think, I think we need to take the executive decision that we might have-
Are you done?
We might have failed to do a six plus puzzle.
This is an edge.
It is. Hold on. Turn it around.
hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on yes I think that is
he was some dooming over here bottom right oh does it connect it just connects
bottom right to the side of the corner yeah like yeah oh yeah no no no like that
yep all right uh huh there we go progress has been made okay I kept saying
we're out of any chances. We made some sort of... This is such a mess. You've got to
tweet this out afterwards. This is the best that we've made with this. This is like the
worst thing has ever come to it. Right, let's see.
Alright, I've run out of edges. I think that's it. I don't know where we are
anymore. I'm sorry. I feel like a fact... You failed me.
Okay, alright, time. Right, last, last split, Jesse came in, topped the
healing meter left didn't elaborate so we need to nerf him by playing blindfolded and
having me and preach all right I am I am blindfolded I can't how would you how would you like this
instruction I mean do you want some move left shall we practice I left is strafe left
right? Don't turn your mouse. No! Don't do that! We did not tell you goblin jumps. Let's not do that,
Jesse. Stop moving forward. Listen, this is not my keyboard. Thank you for that orientation.
Now I'm moving left and right, yes? Yes, and now if you could backpedal. If please backpedal,
just a smidge. Keep coming. Hold it for like six seconds. Am I going off the edge if I didn't?
No, no, no. You're good. Trust me, I do not want you ninja pulling the boss. All right,
Stay there. He's got to jump into all drac's crotch
He wants feeding but not like that
Anchored on the movement keys that won't happen again. All right, this is Jordan's play my mouse on the screen working
All right, so maybe I could buff yeah sure yes
Yes, those are good ones.
And I'm now earth shielding myself, is that good?
You're way ahead of the game.
They still aren't going to start to pull time.
I need a flask.
Okay, open the bag.
Right.
So...
Consumerable section.
Oh yeah, which one's...
Oh, is it the red next to the...
Okay, Jordan doesn't know what the new flask looked like.
I do, but I can't see it in there!
Okay, so I was working out if it was the blue or the red one, I think it's the red one.
Production leaking the fact that I have the cheap ones.
Yeah, I have the haste masks.
Alright, so mouse left a little bit more.
Okay, I feel like I'm doing a claw machine.
You should just say stop, keep going left until stop, yeah?
Okay, yeah. Stop.
Hold on, the mask is like tight.
at least. I know it's going to move everything. I need more.
No, no, no. This is good, actually, right now. Straight down.
Okay, hold on. I lost the Q button.
Yeah.
Okay, this must be tilde. This must be one.
There's a slight concern that we can't move the mouse without you having to rearrange your hands.
That's a little concern.
Well, the mouse is just really tight. Okay. Now, where am I going for the
Okay, so now straight down keep going keep going keep going three hours later
That's crazy right up
It's not fast in the furious
Stop and now right
He's like a claw machine. Do you do it? No, no, right right? Oh, I thought you'd never right click. Oh
Okay, now up it's up let up now click
I'll forget you moved down. Wait, what is that?
Quick now, there you go. Excellent!
Yes, we did it!
Good job everyone.
Now, help me to put Earth Shield on a relevant target.
Oh my God.
I have a question. What's Earth Shield?
Oh goodness, talking to the mage.
There's actually no point yet, they're not here.
Just wait, it's just terrible putting groups together.
called and demanded your presence.
Well, they thought maybe I'd have to say no.
No, I'm not.
Well, it's in his name, right?
Just wait.
So is this a...
Would you consider, Jeef, that what you're about to do
is a statement overall that you would like to pass
to the community that Rastor Shaman is so easy
that you can literally play Raid Bosses blindfold?
It's true that when you're playing
to Temic Rastor Shaman, you drop a totem,
it chainheels.
You chainheel, it also chainheels.
The chainheels go everywhere.
We don't need to do anything.
Will you be popping ascendance into chainheel?
Very often, yes.
Typically court, you know stacked up with a bunch of totems no reason to pop a sentence and you don't have totems down to chain heal your chain
Well, that makes no sense. Oh, it's cool for a spirit thing when things get spicy my back. Yeah. Yeah. Yes
You're all set. The summons are coming in the players are on their way. We've got excellent frango in we've got swag in
They haven't arrived yet though. I assume that now I can't talk about the cooldown of the fifth button on the top row
That is my most important button. It's on a 30 second cooldown. I'll drop it now
Healing rain down. Yes, and then I can move it somewhere else
So you guys need to help me put my healing rain in a useful spot. I'm not gonna put it down
Okay
That looks like a useful spot
Okay
It's us reasons. I haven't pulled the boss yet. No, no, you're doing really well. Yeah, but you got a pre-heal everyone chain heal going off right now
Yeah, okay. Yes. All right. I should feel I should tell you your healing rain did not work
Oh, did it not go anywhere?
I know, I feel like I know what you just screwed up really by playing football.
Is it a bit mean?
Did I put it down somewhere?
Nope.
Um, on the damage meter.
You haven't dragged me, I cut off.
You just didn't activate when you pressed it.
Are you sure?
And it still did not.
I can see you pressing it.
I think it's, you've got no line of sight on what you're trying to do.
Yeah, I think it's because you're not working over the details.
There you go.
Yay!
We did it!
It's gonna go off where my mouse is, so I do need you to help me with that.
We need to put my mouse in a relevant spot somewhere on the screen.
Just put it in the middle.
We'll put you in the middle.
Where's the middle?
Okay, do you see your character?
No!
Just move your mouse to your character.
Maybe I should have changed these to at player macros.
That would have been, I mean just tap the boss.
I don't want to do that and then pull it.
Look, with healing ring?
Well.
Will it drop at the feet if you tap the boss?
No.
It'll only drop where my mouse is.
Is it a mouse over?
Yeah, it's an at cursor macro.
But we could change that, okay?
Can you do that blindfolded?
Yes.
Alright.
Okay.
Hit the escape key.
I think I did.
Nope.
Okay, we can't see your mouse. Wiggle your mouse.
It's not on the screen right now.
Do you have...
Okay.
Oh, it was on the other one.
Halt, go down until we say.
Stop.
Left until we say.
Stop.
Up a little smidgey-boo.
Click.
Alright, we're in...
Okay.
There is a problem.
Oh yeah, wait, hold on there there.
The overlay from the rest of the first
is off of your macros screen.
Yeah, you're trapped.
I would just press the scapegoat.
I'm going to cheat for this part.
Oh, shuffled.
Yeah, I'm cheating for this part.
Did you even make it to the pole?
No.
We made it.
The layer.
Well, we almost pulled the pole.
That target.
No, no, no.
Player.
I went upon me.
I don't want to die.
I don't think it's any saving that
Okay, there's a problem. This is a okay German keyboard
Are you expecting to still top the healing meters here? Are they no Zazi? Is Zazi in?
No, Frago's in. Oh Frago's DPS right now though
Mmm, we have they all Puggeroo healers
Rycin
Athena I don't recognize Zaitla. I turn I turn yeah, Sive
It works!
I heal for the power of myself!
Okay, that didn't happen. We're good to go now.
Excellent.
It's a dangerous heal.
1, 2, 3, this is...
I really need you to hold the right mouse button and turn your mouse to the left.
No, no, no, no, no. I want it. I want a challenge as well here.
Alright, and I'm moving?
Yes.
Yeah, you move a bit more to the right. You move the camera more to the right.
Left, left, left, left, left.
There you go. Left, left, and pull it down.
So, move your mouse up, up with the mouse.
Perfect.
Yes, now we've got a good view.
Yeah, we've got.
And I have boss targeted.
You have the boss.
You seem to be going to do DPS.
Of course.
Excellent.
Now?
No, now, now, now.
OK, first of all, we need Earth Shield.
Mouse down until we say.
OK.
Halt, left until say.
Halt, up, stop.
Mires, click.
Yeah.
Oh, now.
Maybe Riptide, all right.
There he is.
And then I would go up and right in equal measure, so up until we say stop and right a smidge.
Alright, you good?
Alright, here we are ready.
We are ready, ready, close, correct.
Down, go, John.
Stop, left.
Okay, right.
Up, up, up, up.
Up, tiny, tiny, down a little.
Yeah, press.
Nailed it.
That was the ready check.
So now you know where your mouse is. It's pretty centered.
15 second full timer. Right, press bloodlust now.
No.
Come on.
This is exactly what I didn't want.
Have you got audio?
Alright, 3, 2, 1, go.
Lightning bolt!
Yes, lava burst in.
Perfect, perfect.
Alright, everybody's grouped on you. They've pulled the boss to you.
So you can start healing now. They're taking some of the AWE damage.
The webs are coming, get ready to run. They're not under you. How the hell is this happening?
Yeah, we need to angle, I think, to see under his feet.
Yeah, you need to be channealed.
So maybe a blessing. That's good.
Maybe a channeal?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright.
Alright, Hopeful's trolling you. He's putting you in a poison.
These mages, am I right?
Yeah, a defensive. A defensive, okay.
Alright, you're totally fine.
Alright, it's a full health. Somebody died, but it wasn't your fault.
You need to hold your right mouse button and turn it to the right a little bit because you're not...
That's perfect. Okay.
Okay, now you've got to walk forward.
Walk forward a smidge.
Oh, they brought it to you!
Oh! Oh! They gripped you out!
Dragged you out! Okay, so right now it's buttoned down and certainly camera to the right.
I walk forward.
Alright. What forward shall we say?
Yep.
Stop. Aim camera left a bit.
Left a bit more. Left a bit more.
Walk forward now. Until we say.
Stop. Alright, Koj, you got this.
Alright, more.
Yeah, stop blasting.
Tell your people leave healing because otherwise I'm just not going to.
I mean a little bit
Okay
Yeah, I don't think they want to tell me if you want me a lot of healing okay?
No, everyone's full HP. I'll just have the big a we soak so you can do a little bit of a we healing
Yeah, you love both song cool down
Yeah, yeah, that's it. All right. That's awesome. Why did I manage?
Oh, okay. The bosses move we're going into phase two now
We're going to have to dodge the boss charging across the-
Oh!
Okay, now you can start spam healing from here.
Alright, maybe walk forwards a little bit.
Okay, that's fine.
Alright, let's see where the adds are spawned in.
Okay, so now we want to strafe right.
That's it.
And uh...
Chain lightning?
Yeah, are you- press tab?
Yeah, yeah, you can chain lightning now.
Okay.
You're not targeting anything.
Oh, okay, now run forward forward forward right
That's it. You're fine. We did good
No, you're totally fine
They keep trying to grip you
Who's gripping you
It's a little bit of both
All right, people are taking a light bit of damage you could put a little bit of
Feed all right move your mouse up awesome. You want it damn? Okay, so
Walk forward to the boss now keep going for a while. Yeah keep going for a while hold. I'm gonna you've been rooted. It's fine
Okay, next phase has started people are full health over here. Listen. Okay, not yet. You still roots it
So keep walking forward hold you got root again. There's a lot of webs. I'm we're not gonna weed
Two seconds to learn route right walk forward
Keep going you've got to get across the other side of the platform. Uh-huh keep walking
almost there right hold okay stop now all right now you can healing rain yep yeah
right tilt your camera slightly to the right now there you go you can lava burst
now yeah you were just not slightly in front of him yeah you weren't facing him
quite I would big damning you are so we're not gonna try and put you in the
Soaks because they keep gripping you out of it. Yeah
Because I'd have to run at the entire time. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah
Yeah, I just got hit by damage so people aren't going in the silk. Oh, the ascendance. Yeah, okay. It's on his words
You're right in the midst of everybody now. Oh, you could be fast now everyone stops. Okay. Okay, then it's worked clearly. Yes
Yeah, yeah, you're actually like surprisingly doing well. It's unfortunate rice and antifrago are in here
But you're definitely dominating the other plug dealers. I absolutely
Yeah
Little trickle damage nothing special going on. All right. Okay, backpedal backpedal little bit
Little bit stop stop stop right there. Okay. We're going there the energy. We're almost doing stage two
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna keep you out the dodges now
Charges we're gonna do a really good job. I'm ready. We're nearly there. See you got making it all right stage two incoming
Boss is now borrowing down. Maybe we can do some damage to the ads. Well, then we got a little bit of damage out last time
Yeah, they're not starting yet. They're just doing he's just doing he's not back
Yep, hold I think they were hoping to kill it before it happened. Oh, yeah, he's gone
The charges are all right. You've got a charge on you. Run forward. Run forward. Run forward
stop
Okay, you good. Yeah, that charge is dodging in that's fine
All right, we need to turn him around for the ads like hold right mouse button until camera to the right
Keep going keep going. Yeah, keep going keep going keep going perfect
Yeah, we need a bit more of a bird's eye view though. So maybe tilt the camera up a bit. Yeah, there we go
Now you've got line of sight on the edge. So you could just change like oh chain line firm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I could healing rain maybe
It's just a little trickle like ricin and frago is yonking all the healing off you to be honest
All right now we can
Try and get you back to the boss. Yes
Maybe we can feed the boss!
Ok, so walk forward just a little, little tiny bit.
Ok, left.
Alright, hold on, I've managed to make here a little bit of an awkward direction.
Ok, so forward a bit more.
Oh no, it's fine, the boss has been fed.
Right, we're going to keep running towards the boss.
Right, keep your blindfold on.
They're going to come and change this overlay on your PC.
Ok.
Yeah, Sam's going to change it, so he's going to shuffle you.
Okay, hold there. We couldn't see you couldn't see the top left of your screen if your camera is not in the right place with no idea
Okay
All right, good. Can we get into the boss? Yeah, all right. I believe okay first of all stop moving
Yeah, sorry Sam's just changing one thing that we're just gonna wait for a second just that the yeah, how did I do?
How did I do?
Are you getting into the boss Sam?
Without him all we're gonna have to try and saw someone out which is not gonna work. Yeah, run me to the boss
Maybe yeah, cuz he's got a click the bat
He's got a click the bat
Keep running we're headed to blood down horror. Yeah
So you guys have to get me in the downstairs phase and keep me out of the puddles and avoid the beam
Yeah, yeah, we did really well. Yeah, I'm surprised. I didn't get hit by a charge. Thank you guys. That was good
Yeah, you may go
Yeah, we may have failed you slightly.
I like how you didn't say anything about it, like personal or health stuff.
No, they actually, well, I mean, you're very well protected by your ex-radar friends right now.
Yes, very good, very good.
Yeah, we were going to have you into Soak.
Oh, how are we going to...
Okay, this is actually rough.
How are we going to get him into the front?
So, it's high.
Uh, I...
Just follow the group.
I'll be in one group and the other and just stick me in it.
Yeah, I'm more...
Okay.
Yeah, no, this is fine.
We need some terminology for you, James. I'm sorry.
Run it a curve. Scroll the mouse wheel forward.
Oh, when I was changing your transmog on stream, Jesse, which I would never do.
Ah, you now admit it. Oh no!
What? I would never do this!
Nice account sharing, and that's not funny.
Oh, yeah, no.
I actually don't believe you did that.
No, I didn't do that.
But I was, well, I actually leaned on your mouse and I scroll wheeled.
I thought I was going to zoom out the camera.
Yep, just like when I put my hand on the keyboard and pushed the gust of wind and almost pulled the boss earlier.
Nothing happened.
Okay, I don't mean I'm throwing him, but Sam used your Ankh. He died to Trash.
What? I needed that!
I mean, to be fair, I doubt I would have been able to flick the Ankh in Compat anyway.
Okay, I think I can put that him for zoom control.
Oh, no, this is how you got you killed again. All right, well, there'll be a red shortly. They're finishing trash. All right
All right. Yeah, they're finishing trash. You're gonna be okay. All right
So this boss we need to make sure that Jesse is in the correct group for the downstairs phase
Yeah, just put me in one of the groups and have me follow along and we need to dodge the heroic
Mechanic which is the beans coming out at the sides of the bosses and going anti-clockwise
So, there's a few things that we need to do.
There's also a big circle you're gonna have to get me out of.
And tentacles.
Yeah.
You got a lot of work to do.
Oh yeah.
And ideally I don't run the tentacles through my friends.
Oh yeah.
No, that would never happen.
Of course.
Especially not over the majors.
No.
I guess they must have told the raiders that I'm blindfolded if they were rescuing
me out of things.
Actually, I don't think they did.
I think they just assumed that you've lost it in your whole age.
Fair assumption, let's be honest.
I am in fact 39 years old.
I mean, that's...
We need to accept the res!
What was that sound?
Me too!
Okay, res.
We need to accept the res, so move the cursor up.
Okay, now left.
Up.
Okay, now click down.
No, no, no, no, no, no, sorry.
Go up.
My directions are...
Okay, now click.
Am I alive?
Yes, you're alive.
And now maybe rebuff.
Okay, am I pushing water shield?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, and I should earth shield myself, I guess?
And perhaps a tank?
Yeah, I don't know which group you're going to be assigned to, hold on.
Do they do 1-3-5?
Yes, 1-3-5, 2-4-6.
Okay, what's your character's name?
Geith Shaman.
Oh, I'm excited.
How could you not figure that out?
Okay, I didn't read them all.
Alright, so you are group 4.
I assume you have your groups, let's go.
Sure.
Yes, I'm guessing. Yes. Sure, why the hell not?
Looking at this set up, that makes sense. Yeah, I think they are.
Yeah, yeah, okay. So you're group four, so I assume that's going to the right.
Okay. That would be standard play.
Can you turn to the left? Don't move, just turn to the left.
Yeah, pan the camera around. Or?
Oh, sorry, I got distracted.
You tell me to do something and get distracted, I'm just spinning in circles.
Chat love spinning, it's fine.
Okay, so pan the camera round to the right.
Okay, halt.
Now we're looking at the boss.
Excellent.
Should I tab and target him?
Duh.
Mmm, yeah.
Just don't press any button.
Okay, all right, very good.
Oh, cool.
what's happening the silence is disturbing I had to run and get changed
so I can join you in a fine echo shirt outfit change it is a nice it is I do
like the echo jerseys are these on sale or at least not for not for the low man
no they are yeah you can you can order a jersey and you can have your own name
matter to it. Okay stop stop.
You will now start blasting. Yeah, I'm coming.
That's that last thing on strafe left.
But say three more so I can step forward a bit. Forward.
Right, you're with the group. You're still on top of the right.
Okay, move left.
Right, yeah, no, right.
Forward, forward, forward.
Left.
Just keep running.
Do this like a pro. This is shambles.
Okay, you give me. Okay, yeah, this is fine.
All right, we have the beams coming in.
We're in a good position.
Now we want to go right.
That's it.
Okay, keep going.
Straight, hard right.
Maybe move backwards a little bit. Has it stopped? Hold.
How long do they? Perfect.
Now we need to get you into the frontal. Ideally it's going to be about here.
Let's see if we can see. You'll be able to see the headspin.
We need to run left. Left, left, left, left, left, left, left. Go, go, go.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, fast, fast, fast. I'm hot.
Yay! Let's go!
We did it! Alright, so maybe pan your camera to the left a little bit.
tab right a bit you went too far there you go you get it chain lightning oh wait
we need to run forward oh yeah but they're probably gonna res you they're
marking you hold on did you not warn me on slice their beam spawned on you we do
not we can neither confirm or deny whether it was intentional but the beam
literally spawned in your face yeah okay did not only just kill you by the way
if I'm in the group I imagine more than one this is an outrageous where's the
red will they resin no I think they should person a helper they actually
they actually did wipe on this boss earlier oh really yes in one of the
runs they just a low DPS run a couple people got clipped by a beam exactly
like this and then they didn't have enough DPS to kill the ads downstairs
and you get overwhelmed with adds and add shields to the boss makes it unkillable.
I've been doing heroic reviewers and we were fine up until Ovinax, that's a high,
you need some good deeps on that one. True. That boss is quite difficult.
Yeah, if you fall behind on the damage by the last platform, we get every egg,
we hit berserk multiple times. Oh yeah, because you did the heroic grade was I can say, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, we're not clear yet. We'll get there, we'll get there, but it's fun as hell,
but every boss I've seen so far is demolished by a bit of gear.
True.
Yeah.
Well, I-
How-
Oh, well, we've kind of been talking about this lightly between us on the couch.
How do you feel about Mythic?
Because we're just saying, you know-
Where's the war?
Sometimes-
Yeah, or just sometimes normal and heroic falling quite quickly
has no reason to have any indication of how Mythic will be, but-
The last three could be-
If it was once, the last three could be hell.
Hell, yeah.
I think you could blindfold off, G.
There's literally nothing happening.
You're just dead. Oh, that's so bright when I've been blindfolded.
Yeah, exactly where you are stood is where they cast the beam at you.
Yeah, and it was this angle as well.
I didn't quite see the shadowy little indication of where it was.
More into the group, I suppose.
If I'd been stacked with everyone, they couldn't see me.
They were doing it just after the mount.
And we were also to be fair, that means it probably wasn't a snipe.
They want to think it was.
They want to position the beam in such a way that it minimizes the leg.
Oh, it went in the same spot this time as well, so yeah, we managed-
That means that the maximum amount of time before the beams come over to these ads.
We somehow managed to put you in exactly the right place for the perfect beams.
Some would say that that was your fault.
No!
Oh!
We've been gifted a question mark box.
I don't even buy tickets.
This is so ominous!
What is this?
Okay.
Um, I- well, quick- yeah, I'll read it in a second.
I'll quickly finish the story because otherwise I'm gonna forget.
It's a Windmalker Monk. I had no haste.
That was the problem. I had like 2% haste and apparently you really need haste on that cost.
Okay, so the box says
a gift inside for Medic
and then it says B.E.
B!
It says Medic B.E., right?
Okay.
Okay, a gift inside for Medic
if he answers these questions 3.
Oh, a gift inside for Medic B
if he answers these questions 3.
So the major issue I had with this, right, is
if we have a look at this this BE up here this looks like an S set which is a
letter in the German alphabet in Strasse, Heise etc. so I thought this was
mediks but it's not it's medic B. Wow! A gift inside for medic B if you answer this question to me. I can't open it until instructed.
So it's just going to patiently wait? Yep no more talking, no more talking just waiting.
Oh, Mitch has told me I can open it now
Okay, I'll wait for Mitch to oh I have to open three questions. Where are the questions?
Okay, let me put this okay, if I put this here yes, oh my god, it looks so ominous
It does also the gold pen. Yeah, we have three questions for you. Okay. They're all zealotath related
Oh no!
Okay, if you can answer them all correctly, you will be allowed to open the box.
Okay, and if I get one wrong?
Um, no box man.
No box for you, yeah?
How are you gonna stop me?
Oh yes, Sam, I'd like to see you try, mate.
I'm quick on the trigger with opening boxes.
Okay.
Okay, three questions about Xalatath.
Can Jordan help me?
No.
Jordan, if you mute your microphone, they'll never know.
Six!
Okay, how many times do Xalatath?
I will allow this. Jordan can help you with facial reactions only. You can't shake your head or like nod. No yeses or noes.
Can I get one ask the audience?
No.
Do you want to trust chat?
I want to trust chat for one question.
That's not bad.
They would never lie to us.
Yeah, I'll give them two options.
Yeah, we could do a poll.
Okay, cool.
Are these multiple choice questions?
No.
Can they be?
No.
Please?
Absolutely not.
Please!
It's a good gift in there. You want this question.
I mean, I do. That's why I wanted to get the question right.
I also have this like inexorable urge to be correct about things and it when pets come up. I'm really worried
I will allow you one pull the audience okay with two choices on this and one for an offend
Enough stalling first question, okay, what is the weapon called that cell Tath was contained in?
What it's you got this I believe your weapon in which she was contained
Yeah, is this in the war with it? No, well then how am I meant to know that?
You can use your pole the audience can you?
Yeah, but I have to give them two options.
Yeah.
It's so doomed.
What was the weapon in which she was contained?
Yeah.
Hmm.
Okay.
You can facial, facial reactions.
Is it a sword of some sort?
Is it a bow?
Is it an amulet?
That's not a weapon.
It's sword?
Okay.
It's kind of a sword.
A hammer.
A mace.
A long sword.
A big sword, a scythe, it's a weapon, and it's kind of like a sword, a stuff.
Can you picture Zeltef holding a big-ass hammer?
No, but she was contained within this.
Yeah, yeah, but...
She also has the weapon.
We may have made this too hard.
Yeah, we made this too hard.
This is impossible!
Like, is it the amulet she has around her chest?
It's a dagger.
Oh, it's the... it's a... it's a cool dagger.
There you go.
Okay.
Okay, that's what it's called.
It's called a dagger.
No.
imprecise. It is called a dagger.
That is the type of weapon. You're not going to get us on a technicality.
No, no, if I say, hey, what's Excalibur and I say a sword, it's called a sword.
Alright, so then have that one.
Yeah!
You want to know the answer at least.
Of course I want to know the answer.
The weapon was called Zalatath.
Oh!
Blade of the Black Empire.
She didn't know that!
I thought it was Knifu.
Yeah, Knifu would have been an acceptable answer.
Okay.
Knifu would have been acceptable.
Okay.
True
This one might be hard to
Who freed Zalatath from her prison?
This was in the intro cinematic to this expense. Okay. Yeah, you would have watched because it played when you started playing the video game
Yeah, I probably skip her probably was I probably watched it once. I forgot unlucky. Okay. The jailer does everything obviously
Technically the jailer is the puppet master so we could say well technically we gave you a hint with the answers to the last question
Oh, I didn't listen. It's called Zalatath the Blade of Something.
Not about the name, but when that weapon existed.
I mean, it existed in the cutscene.
When did it exist? It was Dragonflight.
I assume it's chronological, the way that wow expansions work.
So post Dragonflight, who have you got? You've got the baddie dragons, and you've got the goodie dragons.
It's not gonna be chromie.
fair this this dagger didn't really uh exist in either of those dimensions okay so was it in
is it something from the twisting nether oh oh so someone's on the twisting nether
who exists in the twisting nether okay so you can't nod and you can't you can't shake your head
however could you mouth out the first letter of the person of the thing person who freed salatath
Am I allowed to?
Let's ask Jordan this, Jordan do you know the answer?
No.
Okay so who else is interested?
I'll give you some lore cause you're a relatively newer player right?
So Xalathas lore goes way back to like old gods way back.
Void and Resolve.
Yes, that far back.
So
Think about yeah, that's really helped me cuz I I don't know who the old gods are either. I know
This law goes way back to yeah, but you could you could go with that answer if you want I could go with this off
Mm-hmm. You could you could pull chat you could pull chat. I've got a nice facial reaction from over here
Yeah, I'm gonna go with this off. I want chat for the third answer. Okay. Okay, that's correct
The last question probably the hardest one
How many toes toe rings three
I'm gonna actually check to see if my it's either two or three I think hold on I have a picture of it
Give me a second hold on
This is going to be good. Just give me a sec. I'm going to do the thing.
Yes it is! I knew it!
Indeed three!
There are indeed three there. Congratulations.
The question was how many toe rings would you lick off and start at the toes, right?
Yeah, sure. Okay, so...
I'm sorry chat, I couldn't use you for the call.
I got a preamble for the box.
So, within this box contained is a gift flown from another country.
From an award-winning establishment, please feel free to open your box.
I'm very excited now.
Let's go.
Is it award-winning cheese?
It's heavy.
Oh, could be cheese.
Do you want to feel it? It's like...
Alright, okay.
It's not that heavy.
Alright, here we go.
An award...
Can I keep the box?
What is that?
Pretty sure they're Greg's sausage rolls.
Oh no!
Thank you!
Let's go!
I got some Greg's sausage rolls.
I haven't had Greg's in years.
Do you want to put that next to you?
I want to keep this.
I'm going to eat some Greg's.
You can talk. I'll mute my mic.
Excuse me.
We subbed him with the Greg's.
12 Greg sausage, this is amazing.
Are you joining us?
There's some beans for you afterwards.
Okay, cool.
And there's some more beans.
Thank you so much, Preach.
Thank you, everyone.
I've been told that if you require ketchup, you may ask for it.
No.
I don't like ketchup.
Ketchup on sausage rolls.
This is...
I...
I mean, I will like that later, but for now, we're going...
I'm getting crumbs.
Raw and wriggling is the...
How bad is...
We don't like shoes on the couch.
What about his crumbs on the couch?
I think you're joining Mike and Alec with an emote there.
Emote?
Alright, savour it.
Tell us what you're experiencing right now.
It looks life changing.
I'm sure everyone has a few like this.
Because sausage rolls from Gregg's are not the best sausage rolls in the world.
They're not. 100%. They're not the fluffiest. They're not the tastiest. The sausage meat isn't the most succulent.
However, there is a part of me that just returns to my childhood when I eat a sausage roll.
And the pastry that is stodgy and still moist somehow. The meat that tastes like it is being processed to Timbuktu and back.
I hope for 20p.
It reverts me back to my childhood.
I'm actually, I might cry.
I haven't had a Greg sausage roll in probably 15 years.
And now I have so many of them.
Zalat have to live it.
The Greg sausage rolls.
Those questions were flipping hard though, lads.
Like, how am I meant to know that?
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment we've all been waiting for.
We've been waiting an entire week for this. That's right. Mike gets to see a delt
And Gidgy's in a daze and look at him casting the spells
So there you can see that Spitfire Fuse tender throwing that dynamite out there
Mike is of course gonna have to sidestep that otherwise a hell of a lot of damage is gonna be coming in
How do you think he's gonna be dealing with the upcoming lack of breath that's coming in in this part of it?
I can't do this.
I'm welcome to the first two days of heroic weeks.
You live in Germany, so you keep defending it.
But you tell me a modern country that has everything closed on a Sunday these days.
Out wages, shenanigans and poor.
Ever since I've been here, attitude.
Another neck, let's fucking go, guys.
Another neck, I've found a neck that's worth it.
Oh, we've got beans on toast!
Let's go!
Thank you!
It smells so bad!
It's the way they squish.
I know G-Smile's pop-up will say that.
Definitely doing splits, but...
I'll wait until you're done talking before I really get started.
I'll let you set a case.
They're gonna do splits all day tomorrow.
No!
You're not really fine,
but you just can't get into it.
It's just like an aroi, it's almost like a combination of cymox and from...
Ohhhh!
Of course, I guess he is sleeping.
We saw some of the players who did get timed out, we'll put it that way for being a...
They were banned!
They were banished!
Speaking from experience, there is different levels to banning, okay?
What do you need?
Now watch the most important question, the most pressing question, pressing D in the amp word here.
When is the laundry returning?
So we have an ETA of tomorrow 1200.
We'll get the regular updates and keep you all up to date.
Okay, is it splits for the laundry or are you doing a whole combined?
There's going to be a spreadsheet that you need to follow.
I will email it to you tonight.
And when it arrives, do we get to split the loot between the people?
Or is it that each person gets their own individual?
It's gonna have to be personal, look on this one I think, yeah.
Okay, that's a shame, but I was hoping to get one of Cush's shirts, so I'll be honest.
I'll read on.
For Charity and a bit of Gamber and some splits since fine day, I will drink my beanie rim juice.
Beanie?
Delicious.
As he masticates the beans, slowly and sensually.
Here you go.
Stop it!
Look at you rat.
Did you notice how long it took Mike to touch the feet?
As you say.
I found Horat is going to be the one staying down in the unseeming 2% left.
Let's see what they can do!
Oh no! Don't let the shield juggle!
Come on! Keep plowing! We've got 0.5% left!
Oh the rain is getting so low! Maristair live!
It's time for you to show off if you are the best player here!
Oh! They got so lucky!
That's how we start this guys.
That's a wrong thing.
We dodged the web guys, do not die to the web, it would be kind of embarrassing.
Then we are getting ready to clean the web soon, we want to especially clear around the blue area, open the black tabos for the back part.
I do it, one.
Can I go in here to be there in a second?
Yeah, be good!
And then we have the...
...toad coming up, we have a Vika of it.
Yeah, group one two.
One two in here.
Wanna bring it in?
No.
What's it?
Holy fuck.
Yeah, we're really going through.
I lost the only next exit.
There's a lot of people that went in that were not supposed to go in here.
I'm very confused
Okay we came in here
Watch the weapons
and then we clean the weapons guys
and then after that
we have all remaining people
going in there
I'm to the shed if you didn't yet
Go far away, go far
We're in the bar.
You guys are getting hacked hard.
The previous one was also very hard.
I've been bossed in the middle.
D.Va, this one is coming.
Don't be too close, don't they?
Not coming here despite their attacks.
You spoke to me, Chris.
Don't die. I thought I was going to deal damage.
Yeah, same.
Not the same, bro level.
I mean, this charge will kill us, yeah, so we dodge it.
I think someone test it.
I take Skull, by the way.
You can take that down there.
And of course remember, we're going to focus the big boys.
Watch coming here, we dodge.
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
And another one, watch out, guys.
I'm killing these boys here.
I'm going to pick up the bodies to kev up, like we learned in the spot.
I'm going to have a bleed.
I'm going to get the cleanse from the wolf.
We're almost there, we're almost there.
Careful of the spider on the floor.
We need more paper. We need actually more than 20, so we need to go for another one.
And three more paper. Okay, we're good. Go, go, go.
Okay, we're going into this corner here.
and down is a nice means and of course doing it on blue
nice I don't know we can get him
we can hit him right now make a good path you guys
make a nice path here oh it's
it's a sprint yeah only group one and two yeah
last time with three people extra and go far I mean it's
I have to initiate one yeah the initiates of course the flicks win red blue
To go far, to go far
That's really good for us, let's move it to the left
That has been coming actually already
We're getting ready to cleanse the webs again
I can't decide this
I guess we're in breath
Since they have, I don't know what happened
Cleansed and then the remaining people
Spoken here, go to blue, go to blue
Careful of the web
I'll take portal, remember
Let me bring the boss into the middle
Right, buddy
Or would we also have a permanent one?
An enemy on the screen
No, all I do actually
I was actually noticing
Also, I'm trying to close the ring
Right, what's the wall?
That's the Ewin rush in this phase
I'm not tracking the cleanse right now, so I'll just call one of my mayors until we're done
You're tank this one Robin I take that one
There's another one. Oh there it is. That's guy. But he's not. Let's get it
Hopper
You wanna bury him? Yeah
Actually, okay the big boys by the way. They are the ones kidding us
I should charge here. I should leave this one
Can already pick up a box if you are killing right now.
Where's the cleanse man? Right where's the cleanse man?
I'll just go all the way if I can start again in the clouds.
Yeah, everyone pick up, yeah?
Yeah, everyone needs to have... We need 25 in total, so we need to go in and click rounds out of them.
You're gonna have some...
You're gonna have some in the Satsi?
Here, how much else?
Got a Jolly East guys now.
Need four more pickups.
And they're done? Come and bring it.
Yep.
This time was quicker.
Oh, it was even quicker than this one.
I never saw this one.
No, no.
Guys, you need to use it.
Hello?
Use it.
Hello?
Use it, yeah.
one wins on this yeah don't trigger the webs
trigger cleaning blue get new weapons and the clean blue guys
what's your purpose get up strong and we're good one and two I mean everyone
8 minute
Gank close friend
Oh
You get the right damage first
Go far with it
Yeah yeah
Exactly it's here
Good boss guys good boss
Push
1
2
3
You can rush move please
You can pop one
He's in a row he says
I'm in move
What is this loss
Well he didn't
Group 1 and 2 are staying here
Group 3 and 4 move a bit
That's correct
I don't know, am I right?
I don't know
He said he'd like to kill it
I don't know
I don't hear
Going in, group one
We're killing the harboringers of course guys
That's the most important thing to stand home
Yeah, definitely not faster
Just make up
And then we're watching the beam coming up soon
We're going over guys
We're going over guys, in front of you guys
I can't turn anymore, okay?
We need to wait a little bit
Watch this slide soon
Wait
Group is coming now
We're on the stretch
What the fuck is going on?
That's fine, we can space
Yeah, we need to split up yeah like yeah, yeah
We do when the next time we go down right? Yeah, yeah group two a very determined where we've split up guys. Let's see
We're too getting ready in time guys
Just follow your time
We just go group one we just run yeah, get it all the way
Pop some coolies
That's good group one. We're here
the harbingers inside please watch your tentacles outside and then we have the
beam coming in the inside watching the beam here only harbingers there's one
ad going in and then you're getting ready kill the things inside
Yeah, well said maybe a little bit tight guys so should hold on yeah
They're gonna get away first
And run away to the gateway back in after appeared
And then he's barrier and rewind it
to the left group
Come green group going green group in it to move. Yeah to the left
Okay, there is a mad
Opposite where you're going guys, yeah?
Yes.
Opposite across the map.
I'm gonna bring the post a bit from your side, okay?
Yeah?
One guy inside, if you can, see the adds on in...
So I recommend the opposite of you.
Yeah, on those ping guys.
This would be very difficult.
Can you route a base here or something?
I will add a bridge.
I'll add a rampage.
Adds going.
I hear stun.
I'm gonna route now.
We have six seconds only.
Send it home. Send it home.
Get the smallest guys.
Without them.
Even those cockiness.
We have three four.
Big person.
Yeah, big person, really big, really big.
Mr. Adi, I see more than Rodrigo now.
We need to kill the adds over there.
And we're getting big trucker now.
I'm fucking dead here.
I'll bring the chillies.
I want something to you
Inside will be the house. I'm gonna aim the beam a little bit more to actually that's not the answer if you can guys
Watch the beam
I'm aiming it a little bit more like this so you guys have it faster access to it
But it is easy to ask again. I don't want to have a
I think I have a micro, that's fine.
I think I don't know.
Yeah, that's fine.
Do you need to kill the watcher as well? Otherwise the boss is per my shield.
Yes.
Yes, jeez.
You didn't have to come inside or what?
No, the beam was...
No, the beam was a bad beam on me.
You like it here?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What's his time?
No, not that.
We can angle them.
There's a cast inside.
We should just kill the boss.
I guess you don't need to rush over.
You can rush someone else.
Just kill only the boss and someone is to kick the watch under the boss.
Under the boss.
Engineering item
I stopped hitting the watcher, killed the boss
Let's rush anyone, anyone in range
We cannot rush at the moment, they can't right now because they're in a different phase
Yeah, me too
You see the adds?
On the opposite side
A lot of adds soon
What's up there?
No, no, no, no.
What's up there?
Thanks, thanks.
We're fine, we're fine.
We're fine.
Alright.
Go away!
Easy.
Yeah, let's go!
There's a side crest on this.
First charge coming, go around blue guys, form a box around blue. Do not hit hit by the charge everyone else.
Click sprint order.
Don't hit each other of course.
Beautiful.
Next one, around diamond.
The ankle is sprinted out on, but the way to say it is you can.
Parts coming now.
Now spin.
You see your circle as well. Don't hit each other, don't hit the previous ghost.
Nice.
Knock away into you.
And then we bring the boss here.
The summits first.
The bossali?
Oh, okay.
Sorry.
We missed the one.
It's okay.
We missed it actually.
Let me bring a little bit closer.
Oh, and look how much growth.
Good.
Yeah, what other summits can just go for him?
If any charges, now roar.
Go around green.
And one of the decimates,
Snipe the one in the back
in the blue
I do
Easy
He's flashing below
Very nice
You don't sprint this guys, you run out yourself
Run out?
And again the Ryzen's barrier
Barrier
Get in the barrier
Blue is the box guys
You charge some blue
around blue
Tank will sprint it
And go
Don't get hit if you're not targeted
On double hit
It's exploded. It's fine.
And use a res.
The rest are ready.
No.
Oh, the rest are ready.
Around the blue again.
New charges coming.
Maybe some room.
Where's the charges?
X-print.
Aqua aims there again here.
Kill them with the decimates.
There's one far away.
We're getting there, I think.
We're good?
Yeah.
Let's see how the new mark maybe
Yeah
Looking right now
Not like this
Not as good
Don't get greedy guys, don't get greedy
Mini-MZ
I can't
Nice team start this
S-Mate
All I've rally
Throwing away
I'm looking around
There's a little tiny person
Can you see this one?
Doesn't work, let's go
And then we have a new blue
No sprints for this guy's he's your own shit
Oh go
Don't get it if you're not targeted
Big Tony
And you look like you sprint as soon as it's ready
three two one
Go go
Stone snap the other ones of course guys don't hit each other
If you just get charged in five seconds, we want it doesn't yeah
100 decimates, hear everything, hear everything with decimates. Use both AMZs.
It can hit two. It's fine. We're doing another one here of course guys.
Like, yup, around this clue. Yeah. And one of the decimates will clear the old ones
after. Two decimates clear the... Everyone use a basino on this one.
It's probably the world.
Yeah, it's barrier. Which run for after sharing, yes.
We have one alive though, I think.
That's not good.
On this one you need, on this sweep you need,
just self-ill, everything.
Personals, personals, personals, personals.
Don't live on the live run, Mr.
Oh, baited.
New box, new box.
I think we just don't break anymore.
Just place them, but don't break them.
Kill them for the next sweep.
Yes, but don't get hit by the charge if you're not targeted
Make sure you don't get hit by the charge
DK's armor
Let's go to blue guys, blue
Don't get hit, don't get hit, don't get hit
Don't get hit guys
Woo, my shit
Place a new mark
No, no, just go on the line, like make a, like this, yeah
I'm marked, I'm marked
I think boss might be dead
Don't get nervous now
Yeah, no, but this is easier, you know
Do this on the side
Come on now
How many necks?
One neck.
I will call it strands from now on.
Brans will go to the left.
Strans or debuffs?
Reminds me of debuffs now.
I know.
Strans to the left?
Yep.
Sorry, sorry.
What was that?
Get ready for the poison waves soon.
Be far out of poison waves as well.
These webs we dodge under us.
Good, good, good.
watch the webs andras, watch the webs andras
we're gonna lag it soon
let's use now's roar for the lagging always
i mean flakrom already no?
yeah yeah
should we keep it?
let's get in here zazia
take a late here
i got it late
yeah
why is this barrier?
keep the ht
i think it's gonna be a problem
let's go in
i'm getting ads, zazia you oppress them
and we watch your feet during
That's how pressing these. Watch your feet now after.
Watch your feet.
No.
And the strands will go left after.
And Janky can sprint.
Strands to the left.
Our left guys.
We'll re-wander them a little bit.
And then gathering up.
And watch the poison waves.
If we need to re-wander them.
I'm stuck here, though.
I'm all.
And we leg it.
Now we'll go our again.
Replace here and go for it.
Let's use the Zephyzer though
and get in the darkness.
and the dealer gather up gather anything
let's have all to go to the right
that big mobility you can place left and then run to the right
it's trans coming place a sprint to the right boys follow the waves out
make a room right maybe rewind it right yeah right go to the left
yes great going through the right now next evers will go to the left
fans will go to the left so have some sprint
and ending now watch it and watch your feet everyone else breaking box watch your
feet get into the shit bucket watch your feet that's when I was a bit tight
and we can hang and we can reserve I guess for the gates and now we'll roar
this we're flying again you'll rewind before the thing is rally that was
rally up what you guys for too far ahead it's me one now yeah very good get in
many and you can zephyr zephyr fire it's coming soon with strands going to the
right thank you sprint in so when you get it
France going to the right basic air press what are you running from the
boss give them room room next ads again and we watch your feet during
this is that's your prestige and the mason stand them I use before what's your
sense as that's the sound now watch me great damage and now we'll rush soon to
the next spot no gateway on this guy's but are you rewind to one way
We have the totem reset please.
I do have a 10.
I give sprint in here.
We get in the barrier.
Get in.
Watch the adds coming soon.
Velok and Oppress.
Add breath?
I always say if I can.
Poison waves coming soon.
Watch it.
Nice.
I'm just going.
Watching our feet soon.
Next set's ass must be you, Frago oppressing.
Watch the webs under you.
Watch feet, watch feet, watch feet.
They're stunned already, Mr.
I don't.
I have stunned.
Guys, no, they're only here.
We need AMZ.
We need AMZ, guys.
Honey, give up.
We need AMZ before you leave.
And just don't walk through too much shit here.
Never rush up again, yeah?
Yeah, you can rush several and you can insta-gateway maving.
Alright, I'm down.
It's fine. Just get perfect. You should be around there.
Get in, get in.
It will pull you a bit.
Okay, it's fine.
You both to the right, strands to the right.
Click sprint to them now.
The right.
It's fine. You go to the back middle then up there, it's fine.
It's not even bad.
It's coming soon.
May see no press and stuns.
Nice, we're just going to start this one now.
Where are they going to start?
Next right, to the left.
Right, go to the right.
And what's feet?
What's feet?
Jack's feet now.
What's feet?
Arm and the feet.
Good to be right.
Have I shot it?
Yes.
He just executes.
That's right, sir.
True work.
Gosh, damn!
What's this loot?
A rep palladin with a weapon ready to go like that's a that's an interesting one
What is that?
Why is Kenneth to the trash bin?
Robo Kenneth's bin?
What?
He rises?
What's the ritual?
I might be a beast!
This is just a delicious little turd.
Right in my mouth there it is.
Nutty.
Beautiful.
Mm.
Thanks Mike.
Uh, D is for Dalaram.
It exploded.
Oh no!
You lost!
Take the boss and it's at 4%!
Look at that!
The boom twist is spawning the last parasites!
Oh dude!
You've jumped straight into the box!
Look at that!
Damn!
He valiantly leapt into the box!
That is a strong choice!
A strong choice indeed!
That is one of the choices you could have made!
That is the most choice of the time!
Hey Dr. Maddick!
We need you right now!
We have a patient!
Well, he does-
You're gonna be fine, Chris, you'll worry about it!
Yes!
Kick parts, KKI!
Oh, let's talk about Charity for Kids!
There's no way we're going quad DKs,
because it's mad if we're not bringing Narko,
because he's- he's asking it.
Very forests of Lordaeron whispered the name.
It's about to get cold in Naruba,
our first very man's about to get real cold!
That's a fail!
You failed!
Come on mate just pop it in there all the way come on now here we go nearly done. Oh
Yes, but that all the icing mate pop it in
Block that in your job mate. We're gonna come real quick
We can't
OH WE BEAT IT!
YEAH!
I'm setting one over to you D.Va's been starting to throw the dog pinches at us for a minute.
And they'll wait for a pull any minute now.
I'm the real dog bless Echo!
And their lack of ability to pull a boss.
And we are joined by the one, the only, Zalisa.
I didn't really judge a beat out.
He didn't make them up, J.
He's so...
I didn't paint his toes.
He didn't paint the toes!
With what we're saying here, that the bus is going on, how's it going?
Beautiful.
I feel lovely like a princess.
Search for so long. Oh my god. Are you okay the patient? Oh, we do need to come down. I think he's not okay
Okay, let's have a good patient on the table. Oh, that looks bad. Oh my god. It's real. It's very bad. What do you think?
Well, it's a few lacerations to the abdomen. I think it's a proctalgia. I think it's proctalgia
You think his butt hurts
Okay, we can have we can have an investigation of the anus first up
Can you uh, can you get me masked up in blood?
I will, I will of course. Let me get my gloves on first.
How long have you been working in this hospital?
This is my first time.
I can tell.
Photalgia is not usually the thing we would first present within this sort of case.
I think it's pretty important.
Multiple confusions and lacerations to the entire abdomen and the thoracic cavity.
You're still talking!
Yes, he's dying!
Do we have anesthesia?
some succinothonium please okay okay sure whatever you say okay okay what do we have do we have
do we have anesthesia here is he under yes yes he's totally under yeah okay we need the masks on
as well I need you to drape the patient for me I will drape the patient for you in just a moment
optimistic okay yeah that's good uh-huh yeah this is it's gonna be very audible for the people
who might be watching from the gallery.
Um, just put it on, please.
You learned this in med school.
I'm just so nervous.
Thank you.
I think he's dying to the proctulture.
You learned one word in med school.
It's not funny, a man's life is at stake.
Okay, let me investigate.
He's bleeding!
I only have one good eye.
Okay, can you drape the patient for me, please?
No.
clamps are for the anal fishers that's not a drape that's a medical mask
I'm draping the patient I'm draping the patient
we need to be able to access the thoracic cavity okay so on the side yeah nice
and then some tape please or some clamps to keep that down I will
investigate okay so how are you feeling okay can't answer because he's under
I know he's under, yeah, that makes sense.
That is how that works.
Probably should have known, shouldn't I?
Okay, do we have a scalpel?
We do have a scalpel, Dr. Medic.
Okay, that's a pair of tweezers, but we can try.
Okay, as a medical student, can you explain to me
where you would access first?
I would access that middle area.
The part of your brain that remembers things.
I would try to do that too.
The middle area.
I would, I would.
He was your supervisor.
I would start with the middle.
You start with the middle, okay.
Well, he does.
We're gonna be fine, Prisha, worry about it.
He has some butterflies in his stomach,
so we're gonna try and remove the butterflies if we can.
All right.
Is this one of your hairs?
Probably.
It's a bit too short, I think it might be mine.
It's usually where some sort of hairnet
for this sort of situation, but here we go.
Okay, okay.
He's bleeding!
Okay, you're not very chill.
Okay, ah-ha!
We have the butterfly, we're moving the stomach.
No wonder you had a forked ulzer.
Butterflies in your stomach would cause proctalanger. You can also have growths in your stomach depending on what you eat. Usually the hydropoic acid will remove it for you obviously, but doesn't work in every case.
I've seen a bit of broccoli pulled out of someone's life. You're talking while he's dying!
We've removed the butterflies. I think next I would do the foot. The left one.
the left foot okay well that's this okay this is right okay this is okay
okay good job his Achilles heel is slightly elastic but I think we can
make this work let's have a try
okay that does not help!
there we are there's an Achilles heel for you as well we'll remove that very good
Okay, can we have a bit of tape for the wound, please?
Come on, don't even...
He's saying he's dying and you're not hurrying up!
I'm sorry, what are we doing now?
The tape on the wound!
Wait!
Okay, okay, I'm taping it, I'm taping it!
Let's hold it, or he doesn't scare us anymore, but we're set to live with it.
Okay.
I think he's waking up, I think he's waking up!
You think he's waking up?
Yes!
Okay, he's still asleep, we're fine!
Ah!
It helped with his pencil hand as well, we got that out, sure, there you are!
Thank you so much!
Okay, this is great, this is great.
Great surgical technique there.
Okay, can he also have a spanner in his foot that is somehow taped back down to his other foot now?
He needs to be a bit more careful with his taping. Here we are. There's his spanner.
Have you noticed any arthrosis?
No, I've only seen Pyrrexia.
Pyrrexia? You think it's febrile?
Yeah, it's some rhinorrhea.
I don't think his fever and his nose running are the most important things in the world right now
I'm gonna be honest. He's still got some spare ribs that we must
Sternotate
Sternotates I can't even remember what that means. He's got what?
He's intubated
Yeah, we're gonna get rid of the spare mints.
That explains it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh.
There we go.
Have a spare.
Oh my god, I'm so glad you're here, Medic Doctor.
If you say that to your dog later, that would be great.
I will do that.
Okay, do you think we need to remove his funny bone?
He'd be more like Preach then.
He has a funny bone?
Yeah.
Okay, very much like Preach.
Yeah, that's true.
We shouldn't be laughing, this is serious medicine.
I think there might be some laughing gas in his room.
Yeah, quite possibly.
We do have a broken heart
Afraid that that's going to be quite difficult to extract here
Do you have do you have him on bypass?
Yeah, I bypass him multiple times. Okay, just ignore him and walk into another room apparently yes
This is a toughy
You're not really helping now I'm gonna be honest, but I'm still looking up on
YouTube how to do area we got rid of his heart an average good job
Are you supposed to get rid of the heart?
If we're trying to be preach, it makes the most-
No!
Oh no!
No, lick it off!
Lick it off!
I think we saved him.
Oh my god, we did it!
High five.
Thank you so much, doctor.
Let's go.
Okay, he might be dead now.
He might be dead now.
Just give him the beans first.
We've removed his heart and beans are good for the heart.
Let's listen in with Wave!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
But at the start, we are so clean!
Echo is so clean!
On these initial egg cracks, right?
And then they missed a one!
GET ON THE FUCKING WAR!
That was the classic cast of first wading down!
Oh, these toes are so tasty, Jesse!
I'm nibbling on that toe.
You're in kid with your own dad. You're like feeding you back. Oh my god. Oh
My god, oh
Lord instant pain. Oh, okay. I thought that was just um, oh
All right
He leads our raid
He is scraped
Do you like green eggs and wipes? I do not like them sets are scraped. I do not like green eggs and wipes
I do not like them with a roger, I do not like them with a spider.
I do not like them with a worm, I do not like them, I confirm.
I do not like them in a raid, I do not like them, I'm afraid.
I do not like green eggs and wipes, I do not like them, said, subscribe.
How intently roger is staring at the screen saying, can I see the swoles, can you
see the swoles?
Under 10% for echo a monumental
Oh, bad word, phenomenal
Oh, he's getting worse
I think drinking the milk will spread it around the mouth
That's what I think I did that
Oh yeah, let's go
Yeah, that's a rich, yeah, no, that's a flat
This is my third shoe in a row, I'm just putting shit in my mouth
God
I am so fucking irked
I'm hyped, I mean
What?
You guys have been asking as to you know how strong cannex is in this particular encounter
So I've had a little bit of a look and I can show you exactly what purpose he is fulfilling with the help of production here, okay?
You kill worms and give mark of the wild
Yeah, welcome to the club
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Huge pull from a lot, absolutely massive, and you can see one or two changes, one or two minor changes to how they're pulling that, and that boss is dead.
Thank you so so much, and we have raised an amount that I think, have we?
Yeah, we've broken 10,000!
No way!
We have broken 10,000 dollars!
Hey, well done, Jack! Big round of applause for everyone involved!
Yeah!
See I prefer I do prefer six big ones. Yeah, I cannot run but it
I need to
easy for us, saved.
We are all tied up here in Cologne!
Echo has managed to do it in good stead before they go to bed.
Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's time that we all,
you, I, Geith, and everyone in the chat,
can we salute our by-canics,
who is likely to not see any more of this race.
He did his job, he paid his dues.
My moon king.
As he gazes into that doorway, he knows his own borrowed time.
Might not be over for him, but for now, it's definitely over for you.
I think it's awesome.
I walk along the road.
Oh, welcome to your first race to World First, Alex.
It's up his luck.
Okay, then let's find...
I just thought a lot about it.
That's not a bad thing, I like that.
Huh?
Okay, okay, I like that.
What's the surprise?
Let's look at your stuff.
Let's look into the kill video, it's fine.
And this is coming for us.
That's the greatest ever.
We're like rallying, middle glazes.
We're scrabble.
We're scrabble again.
Let's blaze.
Get your doubles.
Fish and damage guys.
LTPD
Respreading
Little plays
You don't have it? You prespreaded premium
LTPD
Hit your eggs
About to be ready if we need
Blasting goes
Watch your feet
Hello plays
Keep spreading
Watch feet there
Alright
Watching feet again
I'm by health potions 3 here
Little plays
Reverse rally
Hit your eggs
Hit your doubles
Respreading
Hello TD.
You're good guys.
How's the place going?
Respread.
How's the TD?
You doubles watch your feet.
Get your focusses and watch your feet again.
Yes, we press it.
15.
I'll be back.
Respreading.
For watching feet.
Hello players.
For watching...
We don't have egg bricks.
We'll pre-spread premium.
Hello TD and be ready with everyone too.
watch your feet, watching feet and cleaving good
watch the place coming
keep watching, watching again
respawning now
watch the team watching
I'm moving soon
we're like 1.5% ahead guys like I said
watch feet, watch feet
look at blue and green quick
and then watch quick, eat again
have a place to end
pull life early
get your axe now
Watch feet let your focus is up watching feet awesome pre-spread
kicking
Hello TV watching feet
Moving over
It
Mean it. It's like this line marks are up
Which feet though and blues far plus the place going he's spreading. We're sending star home
Have a job apples
Park all if you need to
We're good. I'm good.
Watch feet. Watch feet.
Watch feet.
Watch him feet again.
We're ready if we need to.
Worm is dead.
He's spread.
Don't have massive.
Back up.
Finish the spiders.
Finish these spiders a bit.
Rest Mini.
X coming.
She's pretty good if you don't have it you speak to me if you don't have it
Hello TD a treat here. That's rewind soon. Back star two one not much speed
Ripple kicks. Yeah
That's right
Keep kicking one by one. That's a place. Yeah, one by one range kick
Me next
B spreading now
B spreading
One's part of an account
I don't know
Back up next
What's that's where you can
Nice
Where is the worm, middle base?
Watch feet, watch feet, watch feet, great time
Blast an intro
Okay
Blast the worm
Just hit it
Just target it
Mainly I can't touch the nether
Yeah yeah, watch feet, watch feet, watch feet
We're going to the middle
Nice, it's a spider
Claps him
3 spread here
3 spread
controls
and feet, what's feet?
back explosion, what's your speed?
I'm fine, I'm fine
keep watching feet guys
3 seconds again
make sure to go in the room before you get a team
feet, after next feet you're spreading out
feet in
feet
3 spreading
me on everything premium presportions
keep the tank up
and if these can rest
stay alive and if these
and if these
I have a lot
return please
watch
We are all tied up here in Cologne! Echo has managed to do it in good stead before they go to bed.
Do we have anything to do?
Here we go.
He's in an ominous, scary, alright we've got floor medic right now after adjusting the camera.
They're in fact knocking while slithering across the floor.
you to zoom in on me as well and I'll show it off. We can maybe go to my... oh no!
A hot chip challenge. There we go. Other hot chip challenges are available.
Very scary.
I've got to stop saying that. So yeah, this... what does it say? So it is the world's hottest
chip spiced with unique mix of the hottest natural chilli peppers in the world.
Oh no.
Oh my word.
Why have we done this?
I'm just gonna open it just to see what it's like on the inside.
Oh, okay, it's sealed.
Not again, we're not going through this again.
I did this, why have I done this?
You love spicy things, right?
There we go.
Wait, are we doing this?
No, I'm just showing it off.
Oh no, okay.
So you can see, on the inside,
it's shaped like a coffin on the inside.
Oh, I'm getting rid of that.
Very ominous, just to add to everything.
Any last words?
Why is it getting worse?
And this like a series?
It gets worse, okay.
Oh, I think that's like a little tattoo.
You can get a little tattoo.
And we're getting a tattoo.
Here we go.
So you said you wouldn't get a tattoo, right?
You're about one of these.
Awesome.
That's great.
And here's the chip.
Good one for the arm.
Yes.
So let's have a little scale comparison.
Hot sauce wise.
I'm saying that as if you can't hear me.
I assume you can't hear me.
I'm speaking to a Mitch.
Oh no.
Where are...
Oh God.
Oh my word.
Yes.
Mitch is going to explain it to us because I think he's a little bit more of a connoisseur
than you or I.
A bit of an aficionado.
It just looks hot.
It does look hot.
Testing.
I can hear you.
Hello, okay, so if you guys remember in sepulcher, yes hot sauce challenge. We did I believe that hot sauce was 15 million school
Well, you know, it's 15. I believe so barbecue sauce because that's the one I had then that was really fine
I can't remember the sweetbows of the ball. I don't remember what that one was but just comparatively that was like way off the charts
Right, it was like ridiculous. Okay, so law enforcement pepper spray is apparently in the range of two to five million
Okay, you're gonna be basically be eating what you'd be pepper sprayed with oh delicious. Yeah. Oh, I eat that anyway
Yeah, that sounds great. You should be pretty good. Oh
We have milk on standby
Yeah, we don't have anything else though, so that's fine. That's all right. It's very spontaneous. Yeah, that's fine
I mean, yes, I'll eat off the whole because I believe you're supposed to put the whole
package in I'm not sure though we can look up a video if you want no it's fine we
need we need a tutorial it comes with lots of little things in here no doubt
this is put on the go you got it comes with a glove yes I just want to mention
this to you guys because this is serious right when you're doing this please
make sure you don't rub your eyes don't put your fingers anywhere near
your eyes I would probably use the glove and we will bring you some wet
wipes afterwards so you don't accidentally touch anything. Instructions unclear. Yeah.
I'm kidding. Alright, so gloves. This is scary. Yeah. I'm so excited. I'm really looking forward
to this actually. I do like fighting this, but I don't think this is going to be nice.
No. It says can you normally, it settles off for around five minutes. Oh. We've got four
minutes of pain. So four minutes before the end of our shift, that's what we'll
do. So you can see the full pain scale. Oh no looming. Shall I read a little bit
more about them. So me and Jordan are going to be eating these chips. It says,
um, warning. We're off to good start. High capsaicin content. Product is not intended for
children. Oh, sorry. I guess I won't be doing it then. Pregnant and nursing women. That's me out.
Keeping out of reach from children. Avoid consumption if you are allergic to capsaicin
or have health problems, especially gastrointestinal problems, stomach ulcers,
or cardiovascular disease. What if I have a problem with walking into door frames?
This might help. Avoid eating on an empty stomach. Good thing we had lunch.
During the consumption, we strongly recommend that you use protective gloves, including the
packaging, and avoid drinking carbonated drinks. Okay, if you have long-lasting breath,
breathing difficulty after the consumption, search for medical assistance. We have got
got medic there by three. There we go. Recommended serving is half of the chip. Okay. Oh, to cool
down spiciness, we recommend to drink milk or eat dairy products. I like that. Does milk,
does milky bar count? That's what I need to know. Milk's in the name. So yeah. And it
is chocolate. I'm sure stereo in there. Consider carefully whether you can really
and a wide level of spiciness.
Yes.
You got it.
It's going to be awful.
It's going to be the best thing ever.
I love that.
That's going to be great.
I'm very excited.
I like this in a little coffin.
Any last words?
Yes, suggesting half a chip.
I think, I think that's fair.
Yep.
Half a chip each.
I know.
Let us know production, what chat's saying about that,
whether or not that's satisfactory.
We're going off of what the box says.
So if it's saying no then we'll do a poll.
Actually what we'll super the poll.
Well what if we vote to do a whole chip?
There's no way anyone's gonna vote.
Oh yeah, no that's not what we're going to do.
More spicy or less spicy?
Thank you.
Half the chip.
Oh no, they should just do the whole thing.
When would they ever vote for the other option?
Yeah okay, there are some.
Like what we can do is we can start with half
and then if we feel that we can go again
we just do another half.
Go for more.
We have got more chips.
see how it goes. I actually really like spicy though. I would say that he was gonna do the spicy
chip as well. Well I think yeah I think the idea is that we don't do it at the beginning of shifts
because it might screw us up. Talking of which, what time is it? Okay we've got 20 minutes until
me and Jordan are gone so we'll be doing it in the next... Probably we'll do it in like the
next 15 minutes or so. Okay. The last five minutes because apparently... The immediate whole
vote because apparently the um that the effect should last no more than five
minutes so if we do it five minutes before the end then if we can survive the
whole five minutes you can go through that journey with us and if we can't
then oh well we're getting our shift a little bit early play by play cast once
we've had the chip I was hoping that we'll be able to pass something but yeah
there is yeah I guess we could play by play cast the splits or after this
us. Are we doing for the boss ship for the boss? So we've got to go now. Can we get like
some milk in here? We've got to also use the glove because you are wonderful charity
donators. I'm going to have a glass of the mini goal that we set for us to have the
chip roulette challenge. I think jazz suits. Yeah. Chaotic spicy jazz time.
perfect
okay, so we're gonna halve this chip
are we? do any of that work?
if you want I can just hand it to you
you're gonna feed me a spicy chip
we might need
like some sort of, let's just move the red balls at the moment
yeah, just some sort of receptacle for some spittage perhaps
we have like some tweezers
okay, so
here we go
we've been taught
yep, so fingers away from the eyes
ideally what I'd do is I'll just
Hold it you can put you can bite it. Yep, and and then I'll take the other half, okay?
What if I drew it on it?
I'm actually worried
So this is a two and a half thousand scoville chip because you guys made it to nine and a half thousand
You actually broke through that and got to ten. Oh my god. Is this gonna be a two and a half million?
Sorry, not two and a half thousand. Oh
It smells
It's got a funky look to it
Do you want to take a good picture that?
That's bad, I think. Bad shit.
It really smells.
I'm probably rebirth.
Okay, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna...
It's icy for my nose.
I'm gonna try and just clunk it in half a bit.
Yeah, maybe like break it.
Would you... Are you happy for this piece?
Yeah.
For example?
All right.
Okay, so...
I just...
Did you wanna join Kit with you?
I don't like feeding you, but...
Oh my God!
Oh Lord!
That is INSTANT PAIN.
Okay.
Thank you!
AHH!
Holy mother of god!
It feels like...
...Sajun is having a party in my mouth.
Oh!
That burns!
Oh lord!
Oh!
Okay!
How are you doing?
Yeah, re-wells!
We are re-wells! I love charity!
Ooh, okay.
We're burning!
The thing is, is that...
The initial hits crazy, then it sells for a minute.
Do you like some milk?
It's settled for a little bit.
Let's see what happens. Apparently it builds in intensity over time.
So...
And they're right, it does.
I can feel...
Careful.
I love it here.
It just doesn't stop.
Okay, it tastes like if you lick lava.
It's like just spiky pain, like if you ate...
like if you ate a cactus a cactus yeah it's like oh it's getting worse it's
getting worse I think drinking the milk would spread it around the mouth that's
what I think I did that it's okay oh the milk is not normal milk either
which means not normal milk tastes like oh fake milk oh god that's so much worse
Oh man.
I think the milk made it worse.
Oh no.
Oh yeah for sure.
Yeah, delicious.
Yeah, I'm gonna go for that.
This is my third shoo in a row where I'm just putting shit in my mouth.
I rest by it and then the stinging.
Did you come through and wave, Zid?
It is in waves.
Right on the tip of my tongue, also the roof of my mouth.
And it's also still getting worse.
I can almost not, like my tongue feels numb.
I don't know if that makes sense.
Oh my god. What have we done?
Oh that is so regrettable. I think that's the spiciest thing I've ever had.
I think I can see into the future.
Spoilers it's hot.
It's hot. I can't even laugh it's pain.
Oh I never knew breathing could hurt.
Very true.
Thanks for reaching nine and a half thousand everybody.
Yeah. Cheers everyone.
It's starting to settle.
Okay, well I'm not looking forward to the future because I imagine it's only half the battle is in the future at least.
I think I think I think we've only I think we've only one half the battle here Jordan.
Oh, I can like my ears are ringing. Why are my ears ringing?
I can taste it in my feet.
I have like a cold sweat. I can taste it in your feet.
That's enough about Zallik toes.
What if we...
Can't keep up with God in spirit up!
That's wild.
That is nuts. You didn't even try healing anyone else.
I'm just healing myself.
That's it. That's the whole fight. You've seen everything.
Now they just need to do that with...
I don't think there's some kind of damage.
It should be fine.
No, that's panics.
No way.
Oh, it does seem like we've had
a couple new changes.
Alright, so there's what a way!
I mean good pull though, good pull!
Push come over here, let me massage!
No, don't.
We're gonna be busy around here.
Hold on, hold on!
Oh, whoa!
Run!
Keep up, hold on!
Oh, blasted!
I feel like I'm gonna throw my friend for real.
Hopefully now he's down.
If you look at the face, what the fuck?
He did it!
Sorry, that was so fluffy!
Great, and there we go, we've seen the N-Race, this is really cool.
You can see Jinjin hyping up the room there, we can hear him going, let's go!
They are really happy, that's it, that's the entire fight.
Although they have got a solution, everything's solved, we can do the same thing over and over again.
If the food is not enough, you just need to swallow your mouth and mic for a second.
Although you have a solo room.
What you'll see if we can jump on over to the desktop catcher is we have
mirrors tanking in the middle here, we have Xalates in the top right corner,
obviously watching over us.
Unfortunately the obelisks were covered in lead paint.
They've really done a number.
Have you heard of Richardon?
This is echo-chiton, I guess.
You can see just how much damage begins coming out.
20.5, 20.4, 20.3
And I think that's it, all done, 20.2
Meris eating that last little bit of challenge out
20.1, I don't think we're getting below it
20 on the dot
EEEEUGHH
You get the record
This has been a slow wormage of a way through
The bullet was already on the skin when it started
and it's gone millimeter by millimeter through
There's been no shooting here, it's been a doodle, a trundle, a trudge perhaps, a meandering
path taken through those intuptable worms, alongside the eggs with the parasites slowly
infesting our very souls and now moving into the grasp of the nether that has been
Kivesa.
It has been a joy to be home, but also an experience of nightmare-ish monstrosity.
I've loved every second of it, but mostly I've loved the beat.
Damn dude.
Did you actually want to do it?
I said I'd do it.
It's only fair, I said I'd do it.
Jordan, do you want to speed run it or should we introduce it?
Well, you can introduce it.
I'll get ready, you introduce it.
Okay, so this is a challenge that...
That's going to make it worse.
That does make it way worse, so there we go.
This is a challenge that we were doing yesterday, I think.
Jordan and I had half a chip each.
Because of it, we got to $12,500.
get to 12 and a half thousand dollars for a wonderful wonderful charity games for
love that is helping children in developing countries get the life-saving care
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shaped like a coffin yes I didn't realize that the whole time any last
words BS you guys been raising an incredible amount of money so thank
you so so much we've got some awesome things coming up don't read just eat
I wanted to see the challenge directive. I have to put on the glove. I have to open it carefully and then eat it
Suggested serving is half a chip. So I will be eating half a chip. I will not eat the whole chip
me and
Jordan or Jordan and I have a chip each yes, and it was sufficient
Yes
It was fine and the goal is to handle heat for five minutes without drinking or eating apparently. Oh, really?
So I'm going to attempt that I did not within moments
My gullet was full.
This will be very much an attempt.
I had Tabasco a couple of days ago, and that hit the back of my throat and made me almost vomit on the show.
I can't remember the last time I had Tabasco.
It was a shot of Tabasco.
A full shot with three beans in the bottom of it as a punishment.
The surprise beans.
The surprise beans that almost made me vomit.
I feel bad leaving you, but I'm not going to have one of those chips again.
No, you don't need to. You have to fill the gap.
No, I think it's better that the gap is filled just with pain.
Just the sheer pain of it all.
I disagree with that, but so here we go are we gonna have a custom camera or you guys
Hold on, but you've got to hold your horses here
It has a very important way as well. I'm gonna because I don't want to get anything on anything anyone else might touch yes
Yep, so we're gonna make it so that you're not touching your eyes or anything like that
But you can see medic going in
Um, just buy into it. I suppose mate if you're wondering how to half it. Okay. Are we ready three?
Three, two, one!
That's a big bite, that's more than half.
Well done.
A lot more.
I'm gonna move that down for you first, okay?
Yep.
There we go.
How are you feeling?
Oh, I might as well finish it now.
Well, if you want to.
Okay, that's a full, that's a double dosage.
How's it going?
This is two and a half million Scovilles, by the way.
Oh.
This is like eating a pepper spray.
Oh, God.
the initial kick isn't that hard but then afterwards it really fucking
it really punches you
it certainly lowers your social barriers
I didn't mention I get the hiccups
I'm just going to sit here hiccup
we can't no way that's kicking real hard
I'll bless you, look into the camera as well
I just got a hiccup, there's just a thing.
How's it taste?
It doesn't really taste.
This is something I really dislike with spicy food, whether it's just deliberately spicy,
because it just hurts.
Good Indian food, when it's spiced well, delicious, but this is just painful.
How do you handle spice normally?
I'm usually a good spicy Indian food, I'm salivating quite a lot.
You do really well.
A good, like, spicy Indian dish, you know?
Very tasty, love it.
But it has to be well-cooked spices.
This is just deliberately, like, trying to kill you.
Yeah, it's there just as a challenge.
You've done so well.
I'm very...
It looks like you're still going through it a little bit.
I'm crying. I mean, it's meant to be five minutes long.
Yeah.
It's been like 20 seconds.
It's actually been far longer than that.
I think you've seen time has gone a little bit.
It's just all numbers and...
Yeah, are you seeing into the future yet?
Yeah, the next pull is the kill. Oh, there we go. Knowledge gained. Would you like some milk? I'm actually okay. I think you're gonna set back down into it. I
Mean we can do some whipped cream. I feel okay. Do you want some Tabasco with it? No, I'm good
No, I'm very impressed a round of applause. How long is it be? Oh, I need to wash my hands though because I'm not gonna miss that
Can you mute my mic? I'll tell you what what we do if you already want it
Let's have a little listen when we wave.
Well, I'm super impressed.
We'll be back very soon as we're going to be jumping into this.
My friend who's coming over here is that guy who's always, always winning the Mortal Kombat.
So I told him to get ducked.
Even if the path was a little bit scuffed.
Yeah, you can see what happens here with the eternal knight with the damage of pulsing out across the rays.
So maybe Nautra doesn't die.
How long did he go there for?
That was crazy.
Woo!
Something's a-fucked up.
They're ecstatic shenanigans.
We've been doing a little investigating.
I've got a scoop.
Something's going on!
Don't you tell me otherwise.
I've been- I know that I've been on the internet.
I know what's happening. I don't.
We have no idea what's going on, but there's something suspicious.
How do you get tired of just getting, uh, forwarded?
Oh, I- Oh, I grabbed your needle, Jinji!
Nice, Jinji.
Gingy's been very much on for who is getting through those gaps.
A new best for Echo, Wall Life doing everything he can to get that boss that little bit lower.
Meres refusing to fall into the twisting never but unfortunately
Death comes to us all Meres as the boss down to eight and a half of percent.
Meres finally falling eight point seven four percent. A new best for Echo.
I think Revers is about 78 years old. Yeah.
That's my theory because we've never seen him in person.
He's never come to any event. He's been here for years. He always rocks.
I guarantee he sits there with a cigar, a pint of bitter, and a brown shirt, and he's just like,
kill it, must. So what you need to do is every game when you get into chat, you need a copy-pasted
message. And what it says is, dearest teammates, I am much better than you are.
So if you could please just focus on playing around me, that would be advisable.
If you do not do this, I will run it down, because you are wasting my time, and I deserve to be in Challenger.
Time for guards, and every time they make a mistake, you copy-paste that, put it in again, and if they mute you, you start pinging.
It's like, hey, I'm paying attention to you, I was just wondering if kindly you could explain why you are so trashed.
They sent me an Amazon wish list, on it was one item, just a rope.
HA!
That is legit, buddy!
So Mitch has been hearing phantom footsteps for weeks in a room
occupied by Chris, and he's not doing any something at all
which leads me to believe that Jesse's a ghost.
Please pull the boss.
6.8 points for the bowler I heard!
Senthis is going so well, half the red remaining alive with 5.7, we have a few more seconds before the final eclipse hits and clears the floor.
Avery is getting hit by the last one, this is the big hit!
We'll have a few people live, Narko alive, Mirz alive, Nicene alive, Rebis as well, Nicene's the last to hit the live as the boss is at 5%!
Running around in Setherwok with the dodge ticking, oh what a pull!
They should be very happy about the boss going down sub 4%, 3.9% something, smiles across the faces of the players in Echo.
I still feel like it would be worth trying. I don't know if that's the reason, but I think it would be worth trying one pull where Kara was on the couch since every pull since she sat down and it's been cursed.
Yeah, I'd like that.
Okay, Lou.
Maybe at the desk we'll take a little break.
The question is, will they can- NO!
She stayed on the couch too long!
Get back tomorrow at 8, for the show to pick back up.
Thank you everybody, goodbye.
Are you not listening to me?
I called for the show to end, Mitch!
Fuck it.
You all know how to play.
You cannot pull this way.
You can't pull this way.
Respect.
I'm saying, you're gonna pull it zero.
Okay.
I will make sure we control it 0.1 is fine 0.2 is fine but 0 is not fine
I am expecting good, I am going to pull
That's some crazy min-max huh?
It's 0.1 second
World marker charges
We do world markers
Post relative positions
Watching feet
Watching orbs
Charges coming through the middle, things spread, watching feet, watching orbs, get to your spots
with the other deadlifts now, marker charges coming, with the world markers, also relative positions
watching feet, watching orbs, middle charges coming through the middle, things spread, watching feet
watch hopper
watching orbs
the mission soon
get your spots
and step is up
fellow rewind team
how does it get to D?
mh
we will be on the cast
basically nothing
respecting by far
post
world marker charges coming
for the world markers
D
also relative positions
Watching feet, watching orbs, behind your sets, behind your clicks, orbs.
Speed is controlled.
Down it's here, down it's here.
Pressing as well.
There's some claim.
Middle charges soon, bottom up if you can.
Middle charges, through the middle.
I should be able to twice in a row I think.
Must be healing on these guys.
Watching feet, staying spread.
watching orbs spirit and get got a run here we just send Alps on up what I have
last intermission coming in blue symbol remember the paradoxes in this phase
look just the other line we'll get this.
Sannajani, is that cool Sannajani, cool, that's very helpful, here's King Sannajani.
This is it, 100% again an absolutely crazy amount of damage out of the boss
to try to take them out with the Eclipse but it's not enough as Echo and managed to catch up to Liquid as the boss goes down!
This is it. 100% they're getting an absolutely crazy amount of damage out of the boss to try to take them out with the Eclipse but it's not enough as Echo and managed to catch up to Liquid as the boss goes down!
There we go! Look at that! That is not okay.
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What is he giggling about? I mean, he's really enjoying himself! What's happening?
Just loves this boss, that's what it is.
Laughing at how easy the range is usually. Like literally laughing at looking at a range
POV and they're just like doing so much work. That was perfect. We just had Death's City
incoming damage, new best pull. That is not okay. That is not okay. I'm so sorry.
Tons of guys have this problem. It's not a big deal.
Everybody and welcome to who's massive anyway.
I forgot I'm sitting there round. I really don't think.
The game where the points are like healers, they just don't matter.
Things you can say in a raid that you cannot say in the bedroom.
Uh, okay, you go do splits with Jinji. I'm gonna pull someone else.
the girl same question can you explain in detail why you failed the last time if
you've never followed the race for I don't even play World of Warcraft which
of course many of you do the everything will reset for us in the EU on
Wednesday it will be Tuesday for the US because they are desync because yeah
We have had an enormous $1,000 donation from Minnie's mom.
I'd love to tell you, your son is wonderful.
It still works today.
Oh my goodness, I can't even... there's a lot of overlaps here.
I think you were very much right.
This is going to be very much an overlap phase.
Yeah, it's an intertipid production put there to give us some context here.
the HP when they came out of phase is the amount of HP Kai Bezahat.
What?
Guys, we have a datamined secret cutscene.
Why don't we see this super amazing datamined cutscene spoiler match?
Whoa!
What is it?
I wonder.
It's almost over.
Oh, is that Sally Beams?
Your ambition was rare, you know, yet despite even betraying your own mother, sure you
There you are.
Oh, not the bean!
Nasty!
When did it kick in?
Is it like a slow burn?
Shut up!
Oh, there it is!
Oh my!
Merry Christmas!
You look like you've made a mistake!
Do you feel like you've made a mistake?
I'm glad!
Would you like to take a little break?
Yeah, you look a damn good.
Alright, hit this!
You're gonna spit again? You need to learn to swallow!
And on that bomb show we'll bid you a jute for the night.
Indeed, but not everyone. I have to administer a spanking.
Hello everybody and welcome to Who's Madness Anyway!
I forgot him's in there, man.
The game where the points are like healers, they just don't matter.
I'm joined today by Preach,
somehow the most popular catster despite hating cats,
loving feet, always smelling like beans.
Alex, our own personal Bob Ross.
Anytime you see him in a key,
firstly says everything's fine,
happily little accidents, and then he dies.
Yeah, that's about right.
Jordan, aka OK Mage, actually short for OK,
Red's the Mage again.
One of the smartest moon compliers in the world, which is like being the highest
augmentation of ochre on the details meter.
Nobody cares.
And we've got MEDIC joining WoW from the League of Legends scene funnily enough when he joined
the cast all of a sudden, wow, until we saw his play, which is what we said, lol.
And we're here to joke about World of Warcraft, a global game that recently settled
debate about metric versus imperial. Blizzard has made it clear they are only interested in feat.
I'm yours Jesse! Let's have some fun!
I'm gonna ask some questions or set up a scenario and call on one of our contestants to answer.
We'll start with an easy one. Medic. Oh god. Can I quickly check? You guys think he
hear me in your headsets right yeah she speak okay cuz I can't hear myself so
shut up aside I have been he's got tech issues you can say in a raid that you
cannot say in the bedroom okay you go do splits with Jinzy I'm gonna pull
someone else the girl same question this is the in the bad room we said yes
things you can say in the raid but not in the bedroom.
Well, can you explain in detail why you failed the last time?
Oh!
Alright, moving on to Mike.
What the officers are actually talking about during the frequent breaks.
Oh, that's easy.
Yo, for real, do we really need to have Canucks in here?
Like, it's three percent first.
It's really perfect.
Alright, Jordan.
In what would Jaina put in her Tinder bio?
I lured you out here, because you have no option but to swipe.
Oh!
That's dumb!
I would wipe Alex.
That's so rude.
It also works.
It depends what part of Tinder you're on.
Alex, act out for us what Anduin was actually doing during Dragonflight.
Oh, being a healer sucks. No one likes me. Jesse doesn't even play anymore. I don't even love the light anymore. It's me. I'm so sad.
That was right. That's what he did, right? Wonderful. Alright, Medic. Things you can say playing WoW that you should not say at work.
Oh god, I don't have anything good to say about your alt that you cannot say about your children.
I say a lot about my kids.
No, I really love this one.
Oh!
Oh, damn!
Wow!
It took a while to sink in, but...
They don't even heal!
Really?
No!
They don't play healers!
Oh, screwbender!
Alright, the remainder.
We will be doing charades.
One caster will act out what I give you, and the others will attempt to guess what
it is.
And I'm going to pick on Kero first.
With an easy one.
Yeah?
Don't take shoes off, please.
Wait, no, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on.
We know what it is.
I know what it is.
I need to sabotage.
Just one second.
We need a way to convey to you.
We need a way to convey to one another.
Thanks, guys.
You're welcome.
That was a good one.
How do we get one person?
Can I commit?
Can you tell the one person I tell the prompt?
Okay, all right. Now I'm picking on Jordan.
Oh, hold on. Please stand by. As we're doing a little push-to-talk action,
rooting the information through our audio software.
Yeah, she actually has some free work.
Of course she was on to something.
All right, so Jordan's being given a prompt now. She has to act it out without using words, and then you guys have to guess what it is.
Okay, give me some space.
Okay.
Is it a clown?
Okay.
It's a box.
A box?
Yeah.
Great ball.
There it is!
Oh!
Nice!
Damn!
Which means he gets to go next.
Okay.
Alright, so this is to Mike Mitch.
I don't like the uncanny silence.
What people don't realise is that Mitch is actually just standing under the desk.
He just enacted it as a rule a few years ago for other reasons, but now they just do it anyway.
Mike now receiving his prize. Can you fact this out?
Come on boys, we can do it! We just have to focus up on Genji!
You know how to speak!
What? Have you never played shoo?
I probably wasn't invented when you were born.
What I used to do was get some coal and describe it on a board.
And the coal was from Santa obviously.
I mean, why bring it up? It was a rough time.
It's a sad time.
Do I talk about Dr. Me?
It is user.
You've been given a prompt.
Oh, God.
Um, okay.
Okay.
It's a little...
It's a dog.
Oh, hunter!
Hunter!
Like a hunter pet.
There it is!
You should have barked.
No noise is allowed.
You don't have the rules in this game.
Oh, damn.
You got full into that.
That wasn't a test for the camera angle.
I realised I was facing you guys.
Spot it over.
Almost the sussy.
Oh, damn.
Thanks for the camera angle I realised I was facing you guys, spot it over!
Almost the sassy.
Oh damn.
One coming from the Gura now.
Alright.
Allerium!
Oh!
It's like a staff?
Or a scythe?
Wait, which king uses their weapon?
Okay wait.
Hold on.
Frostmort.
Atrox.
Jinx from Arcane.
Okay, you're picking something up and then there's a tornado?
Oh, you found something. You found some treasure.
You found some amazing loot.
It's growing.
Oh, it's...
What?
Just treasure trove.
Baseball?
It's not that bad.
I can't see it.
Ice cream.
I really like saver thing.
No, epic drop.
Attack.
This is this is a famous chat meme as well as being looped. Oh
Are you doing your cargo?
Frige it's like a priest weapon. What do you say?
Look how many famous chap me what from chat?
I don't go in chat. Why is Nessie? This is not the saucy. Oh
All done that was you're doing your DPS like a touchdown Thunder fury blessed blade of the wind
That was pretty good
I should have said Baron's chat.
If I knew WoW I'd be disappointed in myself.
Alright, one last prompt going around this way.
Starting with you, Alex.
What production actually says to the casters?
Oh, most of the time heinous things.
Why would you lie to me?
Most of the time is please, Alex.
Just read the ad read once correctly.
Stop making stuff up. That's not the code.
Jordan, what production is actually telling the casters?
the casters. No, you cannot have cheese delivered! Mike, Mike production is actually saying to
the casters that we have so many beans, Mike, you are never leaving this channel.
Kero, what have you been told by production? All they ever say is do you want more nuggets?
Like nuggets? Oh, I'm excited! They've been offered me one! And Medic, what Mitch has
actually been telling you? Yes, so my room is 307. If you just come over after the
Thanks everybody, that's been our show, who's cast is it anyway?
I thought the response was from Lime.
But an excellent new best pull for Echo, that not necessarily because they got further in
face reach, just because of how disgusting they did it in game 1 and 2.
That was some really really nice damage, and it's the damage they need to get out
out this fight overall.
Oh, sweaty!
OK, one more.
You can do one more.
And, OK.
Yeah.
You have a friend like Alex.
You know someone who's suffering from small damage.
If you do, it's not over for them.
There are many things you can do.
One, it's a game for love today.
And people like Alex can learn to play games when they're younger.
and maybe when they're older and senile, they can't find a hairpin.
And maybe then, they'll do some damage.
Trust me, they won't, but it's a nice thought.
We can all help in our own special way.
If the weak hotels both group...
Oh, it's Sally Beans.
Oh, we've been...
Oh, you've been impacted by the...
Those lips are bad.
It's a Furby.
Oh!
The Gigatron scared Beatle 10 from a couple pulls ago that spawned at 432 walked forward on the yard and crit
Nice man, all for 2.5 million damage
You're dead
You are already dead
What?
Oh and a little bit pear shaped that 29.1%
Oh this boss is so deathly
Like damage wise they've gone, they've gone
They're so golly dude, they're free
You can suck out his eyes out at the end of the day, that's cool
This boss is so dead when they get that one right, but he was pretty clear they were like full circus clown car
Then I think I saw Fanna literally get on a little bike
The players are going to be sporting some orgs you see them going as far left as they can to support it for the team coming up next
That was that was incredible
Watch the baron blue team come to help
Ganax is like I'll save you
What just sees this all in his mind's eye like the prophet he reminds me sometimes of my note report is like
Projecting some image
Describe for his like yes, I see it now that the prophets book to be sees all things
I'm predicting future crimes.
I don't think Speck will allow us to go to bed if we don't kill her.
Let's see.
Who said that would happen?
You ARE TREECOCK!
Oh, the beams viewers.
See, that's not an inefficiency issue, is it?
Can we move them to the shower and down on Mike?
Big sad.
This is for you, I like how I speak well with beams, you know.
Alright, well in which case, yeah, we've got a couple more hours until...
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
First pull the bar shift, and first pull off to their break.
Quick, let's do all the cast successes.
Get on my screen, no way this one messes up!
I'm ready to be awed.
Look!
Ready!
Only Ansarek awaits as Ekko do it just before the resets 2% left
and that in range means nothing as Ekko will clean up the Silkencourt
and Ansarek awaits Ekko tomorrow!
Opta send him home.
The name! Let's go!
Oho!
Everybody absolutely BORING!
That was wonderful to see!
What an excellent pull!
Yeah?
Yes, I think that one if he died.
Oh, okay. That's fine.
And blue front coming up.
That one.
And rain positions.
Rain positions here.
4KW, 2F coming up
What the hell is this?
And then we get ready for the front, for the charge, watch front
Watch front
And the rain positions
Then you get space, we soon move over to the boss
Running up
And we're deleting again
Ready for rain
2F and wet place
We are now on the front line, we are waiting for the weapons and going down, and the charge is coming down.
So go to the boys, very nice, go in the middle, go to the groups, here are the three squadron.
And one, next is a school spread.
And three, two, one, scooch.
Next is a spread, and three, two, one, spread.
How much?
There are some areas.
You can just take that off the map as well as you can.
Frontal coming.
Wart X formation.
Full PMA.
This one's there, guys.
I've tried.
Small Wart Orb source.
Nice means.
Reves.
Panix.
PNG.
We wait.
Tank in four.
Three, two, one.
We're gathering up.
Captain, both teams going right, first the red team, now the blue team, then chasing
SkySpinner, look at the other team now, go left right, then we can go towards the orcs
red team, breaking all of this, hoping your orcs be smart about it.
We need pannex and hopeful quick here, ok rest middle, fraggo, new frontal, tank zero
win six, five, four, three, two, one.
buff narco when you can, group soon, captain, spread around them, hit
red, 7 orbs, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2
3, 2, 1, red, we smart about them.
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 is fake, main turbo fake.
Just kill the boss, push him.
Spice are fake, it's fun.
And we have here again on the pink and green.
No problem, we'll drag the boss.
Red team definitely don't break webs, we have already won down.
Wait, in the frontal first, blue team, you're gonna be in that healing range soon, okay?
Timbul, and we have a sentence.
First to red frontal.
Not yet.
Game sees.
Yeah.
You go and spread around blue team in two, one, spread around blue team far away.
Gang now.
Blue team left right, red team right, not breaking.
Red team right, not breaking, blue team left right.
And be smart about the orb source soon.
and then red team stretching it soon get your orbs guys have five seconds
forms red team aiding after in the frontal blue team standing on that right
side and then we are going to the middle red team and first script soon going towards the middle
run there red team running first script going towards the middle
second grip towards the orbs and all break with all of these and then soak your orbs
push the circle, smart about the soaks now, 5 seconds
only one dispel, push the frontal, hit all orbs
only mini, red or pink
canyx go to the middle, canyx run, tank, mace team
and wolf in three, two, one, now.
And this is real ender.
Okay, last thing is the easiest one.
On this one, you also pop old personals, okay,
during the webs and everything.
I call old personals.
All right, first, this is boss red team, chase him.
You're gonna bait on the way,
come the team stay near the middle.
And you're getting all, that's it.
Red team, right, not breaking, blue team,
left right team on right up breaking routine left right
so pure warps here the circles and so pure warps
only nice memes that's it the spell nice memes
starting to stretch it
canyx go to middle canyx now you need to dispel here
legs next
and jank
jank?
panning in 3, 2, 1, go
switch boss, switch boss
on this camp, yeah
ok, only tanks now, get ready
you are fast
i thought the guy, i think that i can
i'm just letting my own shit close
he's fast
full external some tanks
i'm gonna beat him
only Ansarek awaits as Ekko do it just before the reset 2% left and that
in rage means nothing as Ekko will clean up the Silicon Court and Ansarek
awaits Ekko tomorrow
Let's send him home!
TENDEM!
LET'S GO!
OHO!
Everybody absolutely BORRASTING!
That was wonderful to see!
What an excellent pull!
It should be okay still.
There we are.
Good job, Kats.
Go, he's left, right, he's upside down, he just...
Oh!
Oh, we lost!
Little bit of goodies there.
good is that that is a russian has fallen for echo and will
You're the one who's going to get the spotlight.
Watch me, Juan and Rage.
Watch the pipes.
Watch your cars.
We're gonna stay here like you got shot.
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh!
I am unbored with that. That's exactly right. Once you've got a better catch up on that, that's great.
What kind of break actually?
Changing a little bit, you can tell them that. Can we cycle around? Is anybody happy, production?
Oh, she's happy.
Nope, because he just died, because she's not happy, because he's still got to DPS this boss.
But he's okay.
But he's always happy.
Yeah.
Well, this goes without a shit.
The goal's been met!
On the back of Swedish food!
Actually, whatever happened, we need to use disgusting cheese.
Oh god, production's it, we are in trouble.
What have you made?
It actually looks so good!
Best donation incentive ever, if we just have a cheese ball.
That's really interesting, I've never heard of that before, because I've used that.
Yeah, time.
So the poll, uh...
Let's take this, suck it down, zero point zero, Kvesa falls.
3.
3 places go off.
Early lead crash as they are bumping into each other.
Bump up the cars with team crab behind team spider
following on the tail as they slalom back and forth.
Oh, collision.
Team run through the murder.
Team spider not too far behind.
But Jordan being the Brit she is cannot resist the beans.
The beans to the face.
Oh.
Team crab has navigated this straight away
before the reverses.
Oh, no.
Taking out a redder piece.
He's on the fence.
Stop revving it.
Oh no, it's about to play!
Oh, there's gonna be a collision down the middle.
I'm glad that the radars aren't actually doing anything too important right now.
There's a team crowd, this camera is also a little bit of stuff.
Oh! Oh, it's not!
There we go, it's just about to round the corner here, as children's regular way of doing Android.
Oh, across the line!
A much closer race of Team Spider comes in at the end.
Oh!
Super weak. What's going on, Jeremy?
I mean, okay, so...
Jordan, you're a cheesefiend. Come and get in here, Jay.
Oh!
There you go, princess.
I love this dude.
That was very bad.
On behalf of myself and Nogura, and everyone else here at Echo Esports, we would like to apologize if we upset or offended anybody regarding this cheese.
Anyway.
Ginger's camera, yeah.
Can you switch over to Jinji real quick?
It's not good.
Switch away from Jinji. Switch away from Jinji.
And intermission is going to take a little bit longer right now because they're having
to hold cooldowns.
But that's something we talked about when they were progding this for the first time Sam.
So I don't understand why you decide to come into our ears and...
That's it Sam, we already said this.
We were saying especially in phase one they were holding cooldowns.
Are they holding more cooldowns?
Because of the reset, yeah?
Well that's cool.
So what we'll see here is they'll go through the intermission and they're actually
Holding their cooldowns specifically to...
Spell to cards, they're taking more damage, a new brash has come out of that damage page.
Look at how quickly these bosses are melting, like a hot knife through butter.
Echo will clear the silken court and once again make their way to Anterec.
You don't have the serious possible for me not liking the cheese.
Oh I should be nice because I'm here.
I am English!
That is it! GameStarCulturalMoms is to accept anything you're doing for the Preach and Degura tasteless podcast. We'll see you next never. Thanks for watching!
We're going to be jumping over, talking about mucking around. We're going to be jumping over to the RC Rumble as we have got our Team Spider vs Team Crab.
On the Team Spider side is our one and only Jordan, who's going to be doing that particular.
There you go, Jordan's hand.
And on Team Crab, we have got Medic.
And there's his hand.
So they are going to be racing around a predefined course.
I, personally, am going for Team Crab.
Indeed.
I believe Team Spider will be victorious.
No one should underestimate the competitive urge
of Jordan, who has been banned multiple times
for games in her competition.
Well, the main reason that I know
that Medic is going to be very careful is that it's
his camera phone.
See, that's going to give Jordan the edge.
She's racing with Sam's camera and doesn't have to give a damn about what happened to that camera.
Sam of course already it tears.
So, I think our competitors, are you ready?
Yes!
Okay, are you ready, Gaston?
I'm ready.
Are you ready to chat?
Are you ready?
Production, are you ready?
We're ready.
Are we saying go or are we starting it?
Okay, so we'll count down to go three, two, one and then go.
Okay, so we're going to go after them.
Go on, go on.
Three, two, one, go.
You're going on go I need to remind you of this because we've had accidents before we can also go
Okay, this is a mixture of all of it rock
No, okay, okay, you do it. All right, I'll do it. Okay. Are you prepared? No doesn't matter
three two one go and
team crash team crab is going to make their way down the corridor of
There we go you can see medic having to follow these cars around as they are a lot faster
Feel free to just pick up Jordan replace it if you need to
And you can see in the kitchen going to pass being cool
Make up some ground Jordan team spider is way behind slallowing back and forth through this corridor as
as Team Crab heads into the straightaways.
This is a very scary area,
because if you crash into a player PC, you might break it.
We don't want that.
But of course, Medic making their way down
with the Team Crab before turning around
an excellent turnaround as we do see.
Oh, no!
That's a radar, that's the last of the rades, mate.
I didn't ask Wolf Disco.
Now officially on the bench,
as Jordan makes her way around Beam Corner,
all those could be a small collision
as both competitors are gonna be going in at the same time,
but it seems like Team Crab has made it their way down here,
The short is going to be pushing down this straight and narrow, is it enough as medic makes his final turn?
Final turn and the white line ahead! Team Crab victory by a landslide!
That's what I'm talking about!
I think it should be two out of three.
I don't need to have another kill at this.
Careful, let me get you up there.
Don't spin the wheels because I'm scared.
There we go.
We can show you the car chat if you like.
Jordan got lapped. That's actually me, but there we go.
She's still making her way in.
She's still coming in.
There was a little bit of a, there we go.
We can see Jordan right now.
Yeah, making their way into the room.
Got that last turn to go.
There we go.
And across the wide line.
Oh.
Oh, it's going off the wide line.
So team Crab pulling ahead, one nil to team Crab.
Team Crab, we're gonna do a best two out of three.
Two out of three.
Okay, so we're getting some points sorted out for you,
but just because it was so fast,
we think you had a best two out of three,
and you had a little bit of a rough start there, Jordan.
You've learned it now though.
I think we should swap the car positions though.
Yeah, to start.
Maybe there was a disadvantage to being on the outside.
Yeah, yeah.
But I don't think it was that much of a disadvantage.
I don't have a three lead disadvantage.
There we go.
All right.
You see Team Crab there on the right with one that is Medic and now we've got Team Spider on Zero.
Are you guys good to go?
Contestants, are you prepared?
Get off the track, it's so long!
It's fine.
Okay, apparently we've had a large change in the track as well.
They will not have learned this course.
So this is going to be a brand new course.
Blind-raising.
Oh!
Don't look!
It's blind-raising!
I'll believe it.
Alright, alright.
So you have to count them in this time. I'll be counting you guys in
Well, that's unfortunate
No, you're not supposed to be blind
It was more the course. Yeah, you're not you're not sure the course has got coming up, but you guys ready
Okay
We're gonna be going on go
three
two
one
Go and the right is taking the early lead
Oh, Team Crab is a immediate crash as they are bumping into each other a little bit.
Oh, the bumper cars with Team Crab behind Team Spider following on the tail as they
slow them back and forth.
Oh, collision!
Team Crab through the murder!
As they head into the kitchen now, you can see that there's a vastly different set of
soda out there at the moment.
Oh, look at that easy turn.
Team Crab making their way through, but Team Spider not too far behind.
behind but Jordan being the British he is cannot resist the beans beans to the
face oh crap has navigated this straight away before the reverse and taking
out a radar PC there's gonna be collision down the middle I'm glad the
radar's not actually doing anything too important right now Tim Krabs camera is
also a little bit there we go we've had it reset up now
This is going to be making its way back down past the secret little corridor behind it all go past the production
Look at that white line for the second victory in a row. There we go
It's just about to round the corner here as children's regular way down
And over across the line team crowd
Team spider comes in at the end. Oh
That was a brutal course with multiple crashes
I love your backflip dude. It was a beautiful backflip. An interesting strategy
strategy to tip over your car and run into a bunch of player PCs. Just goes to show how
strong StarForge truly are. Very sturdy designs. Team Crab taking that 2-0. Well done. Maybe
we can have an interview with the quick interview with the contestants and say if you'd like
to have a little sit down. There we are. Well, I'm not holding, you've got to put
the head, there we go. You're going to hold the mic. I'm not going to hold the
bike for you know unfortunately not. Team Crab, Medic you pulled out that victory can
you tell us your strategy going into the first course?
Oh well Jordan was always going to crash immediately.
He's such a dissuader for that to happen it was good.
I was very impressed and excellent as a long-term team Crab enjoyer I was excited to see how
deftly you dealt with those particular obstructions in the course.
Yeah we just decided to just ram into them and knock them out of the way.
It was a unanimous decision before we started.
We're just saying we're going through them.
It's fine, they're empty, I think.
And Jordan, Commiserations and Team Spider, 2-0.
Thank you.
How does that feel?
Feels wonderful.
Just to be short, you do know you've lost, right?
Wait, what?
Oh, yeah.
It's who ever comes first in the race, you see.
Lost?
Yeah.
OK, but maybe we should have made the rules a little clearer.
Another one!
Again!
The best 7 out of 11.
The question is, did Sam's phone
emerge from that race unscathed.
We get the thumbs up!
Did it!
Yes!
Sam, I flipped my phone and I haven't checked it, did it?
Oh no!
Did it look alright?
I drove straight into a beans tin.
I almost brought it with me.
Yeah, can we have a little bit of our first PCD?
Oh yeah, we place.
Oh no, but we might very well.
Can we have one of the cars so we can show off the amazing engineering that went
into this feat?
They were very good.
They were very seedy.
Thank you.
This was Jordan's car, the inferior.
Is that why it's broken?
It's just got a little bracket on the top here to hold the camera phones there.
And that's how we were living around tilting somehow.
I wonder how.
Yeah, we had a little bit of a crash.
I still wonder if the flip should have resulted in a longer timeout for a pit stop.
I cheated and also didn't crash and still lost.
Twice.
Lost twice in a row.
It did crash on the first one.
Oh, a car?
Yeah, it's straight into the water.
I angled myself badly.
It reminded me of Wacky Races.
It's really difficult, because if you hold it like this
for throttle, then this is left and this is right.
Yeah, it was throwing me a bit.
So, like, the orientation is a bit odd.
So I started holding it like this.
Right.
And just going left and right.
That makes sense.
That makes so much sense.
Strategic innovation that led to your loss.
This is the one tank matter of RC rally.
I also faced the car, so it was in reverse.
There you go.
You can see the camera there.
The wonderful car even.
Yep.
Properly janked together.
It did the job though.
It did.
There you go.
Very speedy.
It's a vision force to really bang against that kind of beam.
Apparently they were turned down to the minimum, I assume, to reduce the chance of crashing
but even still Sam was very scared.
It was the lowest throttle intensity we could have had and I still didn't go max
throttle at any point.
It was so scary.
Oh yeah, it was scary.
I'm going to get these a guy outside the front now.
Yeah, you should.
On the road.
Yeah.
With the real cars.
Oh man. Well congratulations. Thank you so much, Team Crabb.
Not so much Team Spider.
Still congratulations on a race-holy run, indeed.
She did in fact just as poorly organized.
I crashed into her on the first one. She skipped half the course on the first one.
Yeah, I got to the end of the play of corridors.
I managed to not hit any player PCs. I've got chance to get meeee.
Makes sense, makes sense.
Hello and welcome back, it is time for Skaft cosplay
It is Jordan and medic that joined us here, of course medic part of team crab
Which is the winning team of course for this cosplay
competition, and then we also have the inferior team
Team spider over there. Well, this is fighting talk. Just you wait. Well, this is a team crabs entry
A relatively avant-garde look, a modern walkup.
If you can see past the junk in the trunk, you also notice the legs that we decided to attach
and the helmet that does make him look slightly like a robot, but really fits with...
Aw, that looks kind of sick actually!
The Queen and Surek cosplay that we were going for.
Living longer than it will for Echo, that's it.
He should do it like a death animation, so we...
He's of course gonna die for us first cuz so we get that well first
I like how Sam's go right like oh here. We are. Oh, this is team spiders. Just a chair box
Okay
Did you guys have a birthday?
Oh!
That looks like a great ball.
Is that a great ball?
Yes it is.
Is it got prizes?
Oh yeah.
That was a great ball.
That was a top tier 12.
The angles, the camera angles on that one, just beautiful.
Now he's got to squeeze down a very tight corner.
Oh, here we go.
He's out of his way can he make it?
That's all we saw
That's like a nice angle
Oh here we go
I think we need some space
Yep
In you come
Come here, come here
Alright
Watch out for all the equipment
In the middle
We're doing great
Yeah, keep it up
Alright, queen answer
The race is not over. I'll just hold up your ass for a moment here. Yeah, you're fine.
You're doing great. It took us two hours to make that, but two hours. I believe you can
sit, Jesse. Yeah, would you like to loot your great vault, Mike?
All right, do I have to loot it? Yeah, you have to loot it. Sam's going to come down
camera angle and we're going to switch to Sam's camera in three, two, one. There we go.
Open the ball.
Can you open the ball? What did you get?
I can translate for you if you want.
All right, my first choice of the week is Jesse's biceps.
No way, no way that you got something.
Oh, he's got gifts.
So your first option is a belt.
Oh, and accidentally it's a two for one.
Okay I'm not that thin.
It's a garter.
Oh I see what it is. It's a shoulder piece.
Oh true.
Wait don't equip because otherwise it's going to be...
Yay! You need to look at the other options.
Oh right I'm going to win.
Let's put that back in there.
We don't want that one.
Okay this one.
Ah it's a staff!
I thought that was a sword but I guess it can be used into a championship.
Addiction
Are you only playing Priest?
Let me tell you a story of this. We've got 20 minutes.
Wait, put it back otherwise you've equipped it.
I'll keep it this way.
Do you want to see what was under the other ones?
I want the protection.
Okay, that's crotch worthy.
Yeah, you looted a trinket.
It's a trinket!
Okay, yeah, I'm putting this one back.
It's from the Delfold, which means it's a bad item.
Oh, yeah!
Wait, this loot's way too good for you.
You should do a top middle.
How much stuff have you got
That is a very good shield you guys are looking much as the time goes on full shambles
I'm not tanking though. So
You open your vault in a wrong loot spec
Full disperse
Did we go central you haven't done central yet full mid
Nibblis!
Yeah, it's a man!
Yeah, it's a partner for a list.
What level is this?
700.
Oh, it's poor.
Okay, it's low eye level.
We don't want that.
Wrong steps, wrong steps.
I think there's one more left.
I think we've got bottom left.
I might get fucked.
The rats.
You know we're on the same team?
Honestly, with a bot like this, I choose to spare.
I choose to spare.
Okay that was way more effort than it looks on the catwalk.
Can you sit, Jesse?
How do we choose the winners on the audience? I think that we have to have an audience poll, no?
Oh yeah, definitely.
Wait, wait, wait. You guys have scammed the system. Because your team crab and you made a spider.
We win either way!
I feel like you gerrymandered this whole thing like
If we can't win proper because you didn't put real I fit in
Crash bags filled with our own breath
Wait wait, since they're working back out, is it full of balloons?
No, it's full of trash bags!
You haven't inflated them though!
Yes!
That's why it's got the jiggle physics!
Imagine not just filling it with trash!
What?!
You should see the concert!
You know what is trash?
The classroom!
Sweeter picture after this!
Oh, dominance!
From what team, Ally?
Oh no, Queensborough!
This is unfair!
What are you doing? You're totally okay. I feel like you got too much
I feel like they got too much time on camera. Yeah, they got a lot of time
Yeah, that's because more effort results in more time
Actually Alex can you do the saucy?
Yeah, there you are well positioned I'll hold your hips for you
Go
We even cut out the top just like on the actual design.
Winner is? Okay.
Old? Thank you, time itch.
Holding?
Still holding?
Yeah!
Re-count!
They got bonus time.
They got to add more.
You got a whole loot table out of your way.
We win!
We deserve to lose that.
I feel like we're taking boats away, like, okay.
That is bad.
Alex, step back into the shot, then, to show it off.
The legs as well.
These are reinforced, by the way.
I feel very bad for not having a great job.
You did an absolutely amazing job.
Before Alex destroys this,
round of applause to the teams,
because me and Nogura had nothing to do with this at all.
And of course your donations so you gave us full of just three words three devastating words
Beans and milk
No, no, don't put that out there wait
Peans no
Peans not quite peas not quite beans, but something special in the tweens
I didn't think about that one. What about Will?
It's one of the hardest things to say with a straight face in medical school. I think
you have a Q-turn, Jaina.
I actually do. Goodbye!
We saw face too! That's exactly what we wanted to see. Well done!
So horde biased. They can't even make Jaina one-shot you with her icy beams. Because
the Alliance are pretty sick.
There's this screen that's a little bit different next to Queen Anso-X Health Bar in the bottom middle.
There are all the spells that are out to come up and then hopeful screen as well above Queen Anso-X Health Bar.
Oh, switch back to nice moves right at the top middle now back towards the bottom.
And Cush's screen is just above the health bar.
We're back to Jinji. Top right is where we're looking to Mini now just above where Queen Anso-X Health Bar.
You can see a couple of abilities but then also on the left.
And then on Canyx's screen, I have no idea where I'm looking right now.
Well done, excellent progress making off of that first platform.
Hello there, you fucking weird guy.
Does it bother you that ok mate, dives to a level 6 pig and probably can't do Hellfire
Citadel?
I've never played anything before. Why are you outing me, Mike?
There are a lot of beans in stock, tuki beans, necessity beans,
Gravace beans, fava beans, fava beans,
Giganta beans, great northern beans,
Cucumber beans, long beans, mung beans, pinta beans.
I thought you'd be the bean expert in the business.
Why?
Yeah, from the land of the beans. Jesus Christ.
The arena is your wall. That's my mating ritual.
I've been jacked to give you suggestions now.
We the boys!
No!
How much do you like children?
Ugh!
Two then?
The good thing is,
the good thing is perfecto parts of the vibe check.
The correct answer to that was huh?
Three, two, one, Sunday.
Are you going to feel something singling on the back of your tongue?
I just feel it everywhere.
I feel bad about it.
So here come the trampolines, and we're gonna shut up.
Don't do silence, you can't do it!
And as you can tell, click the fingers though.
What?! That wasn't my fault!
Not far, unfortunately we lose some more players here.
No!
Let's try to get over it!
It's not fair towards them today. You have to make sure they put all the end on four four
Wow, okay, this is a scary
What just happened by the way good that was the most extraordinary poll we have seen in months like the same
47 incredible
You knew it man!
Elloprg, it's me direct!
7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7
It's just you.
Polaris right?
I got you your first
Wow! Mount!
It is an inflatable
flamingo mount
I will wear it with pride
not out walls!
Fortunate.
Oh, thank you. Nice means.
Two is a T-Scribe.
Alright.
One and a half.
You want a chocolate again?
I'm sweet enough. Thank you.
Oh, yeah.
No thanks.
Scribe me.
I'm sweet enough.
That's one.
They're kind of on top of the boss with Robin going down there
from that huge hit of the infest.
Lovely and controlled to the other one.
It was really good.
Can you call Mike a clown?
Thank you. You are a clown. Thanks for the sound bite. Appreciate it. Yeah
You are a clown
You all stop saying that for the love of God. You don't know what you're doing to me, right?
I beg you Chris, you're saying that in the back room.
How much is my pressure?
It's fine. We have a $10 donation. Thank you very much for that.
I've got a $10 donation in front of Fabe who says genuinely for the bottom of our hearts.
We have never seen the boys this well.
We know them to really annoy everybody who exists right now
I can't tell you one food take on snacks that people really hate but I go up I
test
Jaffa cakes
Okay
It makes it infinitely harder on these platforms to do this without the entire raid alive, but
not necessarily impossible.
Dying like that is impossible.
Yeah, that would make it very hard.
Damn.
Why do they have farm gold?
You can just buy a walk-up.
True.
I don't know if I'm stupid.
There's Chinese, we already could buy it from anyway.
I didn't say that.
Listen, do you want to play?
I don't know.
Yeah true, I don't know if I'm stupid, there's Chinese people you could buy from anyway, so...
I didn't say that, listen do you want her not me, I'm over here!
Remember I was eating that all the time, so I had a large penis coming my way!
Yeah pretty much!
I feel like a blue and bubble gum shrimp.
What did she just say?
It's very sticky, oh mate I know we're moving on!
Yeah, there's a bunch of minigames like the pet battles pvp
Something like that kvp is a minigame
And there we go like assessing taken out by the ring but as you said a new best for echo
Excellent to see leave
So, this is a chicken. This isouse indeed a chicken. What's this? It resembles a chicken. Alright. What was the part of the chicken?
wing wing wing wing wing wing wing
Hello
What is this
what was that then
Never know, did they pull while we were talking?
No, that was Perfecto's character.
They're doing something...
Maybe we weren't supposed to see that.
Who knows? You saw enough...
Wow!
Yeah, I mean, that is excellent for Echo there.
Getting back into Phase 3.
This is exactly what we want to see from them.
A false bubble, false bubble, false bubble up here.
Less than seven seconds!
Lesson 6.
Well, we have to end our meditation first.
Okay. You lead the last meditation.
Deep breath in through your mouth for 5 seconds.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
And out through your nose for 7 seconds.
You are valid. You are wanted.
Have a big, a small or a medium size Friday.
We'll be right back.
If I'm only going to wait for time to toilet,
take a shit as well, get out of the system.
It's really.
No point in going back in late.
How much you started to talk about, like, how can there be new conversations just coming up?
Someone's fired.
Oh, someone definitely fired it.
Yeah, that is a push drop.
Oh, I'm lucky. They couldn't quite get them.
Oh, that was a shame. That was a real shame.
This is such a difficult spot, and this is the progression point there at the entirety of Shetland.
How was that from a race to world first perspective when the game already felt a little bit?
What just happened?
You remember the scene from Lord of the Rings?
Yes, Sardo and Sam are on the volcano.
Forgotten the smell of rain and the feeling of grass.
That's me with freedom and quencer.
Oh, mate.
Oh, dear.
Oh, Kibira is choking to death.
She's definitely an issue if you have time for jokes on his soda.
One request for some help.
And he's going back in for seconds and that's why he's world first!
He wipes on his own soda and pulls again!
He fears nothing that boy!
He's going again, look at this! He's wrecking up a pull cut!
Look at that, it's three pulls!
Well, we have a little death there but it's no big deal.
We have a battle res for just such a moment.
So yeah, and what is life without a bit of death?
Absolutely.
Now, unfortunately, with Mini having died, everyone has five stacks of the frothing poison,
but that just means the healers have an opportunity to show why they belong in Mechohumping,
even more healing here, dealing with the five stacks. It's not a big deal.
He stays there even after two!
Of course, Junji gets hit by a blade! He's so washed! I hate him!
Everything a little bit going out of control here, but what a good try.
This was such a good try by Akko and look at the percentage of the boss too. I mean, they're getting lower and lower
But this one is so difficult. They smell blood. So much happening
You're a man. You're screwed. Raider.io even posted about that. He's sensitive to get you a spatter to two walls.
Raider, you're lying. What is happening here?
Liquid are joining in. Hi, I played Team Liquid, but I also appreciate you. Good tattoo. Let's rock and roll the game.
Yes! This is what we need!
It's insanely sexy!
You squat in the shower taking a shit down the drain when brushing your teeth.
Oh, they want you to do it!
How does it affect the poet instead of passing his reading poetry or excerpts from a romance novel?
Well, you know, when the first Venom Bums go out, that can be their first date as a group
and then getting knocked up together.
I came in with no romance novel.
I got a Simon to suck myself though.
That's not the long.
Yeah, here's the snorkel, where you going snorkel?
I was trying to turn around, but he's like, I still may know.
Look at that man on the horse.
There's the bean coming through.
I love the bean.
Unless you they might not be able to do it, Zatsu getting brought up as the bosses getting brought lower and lower already into a new best pull for Echo both in turn to time and cross percentage.
We have one more Infest coming in here, if Merus can do this then that's insane.
Oh my goodness, the King of MDI himself!
Okay, so now we know this fight could be solo tagged, how are we gonna incorporate this?
Of course he's going in, he's gonna stun as we're going into the five afterlights here.
This is gonna be nuts.
Chow's to marriage.
Oh he's gaming out of his mind.
No big deal, just do it on a daily basis.
Oh my goodness.
A little bit of a joke for you.
Okay, how did Nizrek know that Hans Rek murdered her mother?
How? He's spider doing it.
I've been here for 18 days.
Welcome back of course during the break we did see Liquid kill the boss which means that they
winning this race they got the race all first win this round and what a performance by Liquid
I mean huge congratulations they played so incredibly well this year
I need to go with Star Wars Run.
Yeah that's...
Why not?
I'm just looking for health then.
I'll look for health.
I should fucking use the one I have.
Gingy don't attack!
No!
Gingy!
He's down!
Big Ford in-game and I around!
With the spare overflowing from his secret lab Titan.
It is that time again.
We need you for heroic splits.
And I'm not joking.
For Rationan and Sigran.
So if you could help Echo achieve their dreams, could you check the RPG for Echo?
I'm getting a feeling. A funny feeling. A feathery feeling. A wide feeling.
But indeed, the man himself, lingering outside the very gates of the Nerubar Palace,
ready to swoop in in his owl form and then go into a slightly different, more combat oriented owl form.
He's ready. Cannex if you're watching the main screen, give us a wave dude.
He's ready and waiting. I think indeed we might be seeing a little bit of Cannex coming in
once again no matter how many times we try. There goes the invite in comes Cannex.
Make a caption when you measure the penis from the bottom, not the top
See this is why namazoo is out of worst take it to do it
Holy frying pan your days are numbered namazoo begun foul beast
Alex
Anyway
Thanks, Jennifer be a question while I'm choking
Just go back to comms. Do this. It's good
4.6% they're trying to pick it up to move into by some more time. They did a great good
2% left down to 1% they're jumping over trying to save the essences just not good enough
The pizza buff's so vital!
A 1% vibe immediately after it's happening!
And then people are saying,
Lol, fuck you loser.
You only will second you freak
and then I cry and go to bed.
Hey dudes, it's 2am.
Production's gone home, by the way.
We're a charge.
Oh no, it's getting real.
We're trying to BDSM to keep the pools going.
Oh yes!
He has done it.
They're sacrificing themselves
but it's not going to be enough for Echo this time.
3 players left. Gigi is holding off for dear life to let the gods do some damage. 2.7%
Cool. Yeah, I think it's gone from having a nice job of your time into Delirium for sure.
Yeah, they're gonna start seeing some strange shapes as the hallucinations set in.
It's been a pleasure to be along with them for this ride. They gave it their all and just 0.98%
stands between Echo and picking up that second.
Hello everyone and welcome back. We're coming to the end of our show and we need to do
some charity goals you guys have raised $40,135 for Gain for Gamer's Chat, huge
amounts of hearts, a round of applause for you Pat yourself on the back that is
phenomenal and as part of that we promised that we would appreciate each
other which with what I'm sure will be thoughtful and kind gifts certainly.
Of course. Yeah. With our poor, dear, departed four-league medic friend no
longer with us we want to start with his gift which is right here and Jordan
doesn't have anyone to give anything to because she gave hers to medic already
so you can award medic's gift to its recipient the names on the other side
Who's it going to?
Oh, it's myself!
Ewww!
Is she what medic got you?
It's just like Christmas.
Is it heavy?
By myself again.
That's very nice of me too.
I appreciate the glist because that's everything.
I think medic sent a video along with this gift.
Oh, what's that?
We may be able to watch.
Hey guys, I'm really sorry I couldn't be there for the gift exchange.
But I just want to say what a special thing this is that you guys do every year.
a special thing that you guys do every year.
I think it's so kind and so generous
to find gifts for our fellow castes
and to appreciate them in the way that we do.
So Jordan, I got you.
I went shopping kind of before I knew you a little bit,
but I'm hoping that the gifts kind of
portray your personality,
also have to give you a little bit of fun.
It's been such an honor to get to work with you all
and especially with you, Jordan.
You've been such a beacon of light
and a beacon of joy for a long time.
The Mug, I think is saying something that perhaps you wouldn't say out loud and I hope
that you find fun with it and then obviously I've got you a couple of little other things
as well. I hope you enjoy your hot chockeys and I'll see you all soon.
No!
I had no audio. I don't know what the hell just happened.
He just bragged!
He just yelled at her, said all kinds of terrible things.
I also missed the party, it was supposed to be like a really nice night, let's all celebrate each other.
He doesn't understand at all.
I'm getting the wholesome out of the way.
Oooh!
Let's have a look.
I got some, ooh, I got an espresso martini.
Ooh!
I think you're all gonna regret that when I have caffeine.
I see what he's done here, he's loaded me up with sugar and caffeine.
So that I can run around and you can all regret it.
left. Oh, I got some hot chockeys as well. Nice.
Why? He really seems to be feeling the stimulants, John.
Yeah, I don't know how he's feeling. He's so low energy.
He's so excited me with this, while he's left. Oh, and I got...
Oh, wait, hold on. Oh, what's that? Oh, they're bumblebees.
Bees are my second favorite animal. After fish.
After fish.
They're the pure list of animals, none of which are animals.
What are they? Fish.
Fish is my favorite animal.
My personal favourite animal is mammals.
Yeah, me too.
Shut up.
Oh, and then I got my... oh my!
I know that!
That's on the mug.
That's what everybody says to me.
You don't have to hold this shit around.
Yes.
Oh, that's such a wonderful, wholesome present.
This is going to really tits up now because the rest is not like...
No, no, no, it's good all might be worth mentioning what you got for medic because of course yeah
We that was on a earlier part of the broadcast on his very last day of what was it last Friday also before he left
So yeah, I had medic and I got him a giant inflatable pink princess flamingo
It was his first wow mount because he hadn't well, he's played a little bit well
But this is his first time properly, you know playing and paying attention. So yeah going this first wow, man. Oh
Wonderful. Thank you medic. I think we need to divest Mike of his belly that he's unaccountably grown recently
Everyone commenting about how much weight you lost how great you look. You're coming here at the tummy. Yes
Oh dear. What is that?
It's a robust protrusion. I call it Tommy Tumor
Not again Mike
I have a gift for Jesse.
Oh.
Jesse, it's become to my attention.
I don't think I'm the one to knock you up.
Uh, I mean, you said it wouldn't get me pregnant.
Well, Jesse, I'm becoming concerned.
You're spending more and more time
in our beautiful European lands.
True.
Traversing the world.
And I never want you to forget your home,
so I made you something.
OK.
I have made you Digger Christ Cow Cod Man.
Oh wow that's right he's Giga Christ cow-corn man this is hand stitched he is
the first thing Jesse ever told me about his homelands of Missouri is it
contains cows corn and Christ cow corn Christ
respect Giga cow-corn this is stitched together from right this is for you Jesse
to always remember home as you're off to see your lovely treasure
Thank you so much.
That is so cute.
It's righteous and wholesome.
Indeed. And nothing is better for you than corn syrup.
That's so thoughtful.
I'm such a wholesome person.
It's about to go way down there.
We're just going to chain this along.
I'm next. I brought you, Nagura, this.
Ah.
A trash bag.
It's a two-part gift.
First, the trash bag.
Oh, yes. You're welcome.
So I had to go to the fitness store to buy two hundred euros with a protein powder to get me through this month
And because I spent so much in the store. They're like you want something for free and
I didn't so since this cost me nothing and I don't find it of value at all. It makes the perfect gift
So that brings me to part two of my gift, which is in my hands right now.
As you guys know, I brought a stack of silver dollars with me to pay for my train ride back
home back in America.
And each time, RuneService cleaned my room, they took one.
So far as I know, to the best of my knowledge, this is the last American silver dollar
in the country, perhaps in all of Europe.
You did that traffic in the power chain?
You're so much more than a psychologist in their location right now.
This might be the last one.
Knowing how much you like winning, I have poured my heart and soul into turning this
into the winningest silver dollar on the planet.
Try flipping it and see what sets.
Y'all in?
Okay.
I don't know how to flip a coin so I'm just going to throw it here.
What did you say?
You lose.
Oh, that's one side.
But you lose.
You lose.
I lose.
Yeah.
The other side.
I win.
No matter how you flip it, you always win.
That competitive spirit.
It's a merkin card.
It is a merkin card.
Also, this is the second time I've
participated in this.
And both times, I've got the American currency.
Last year, I got $20 my dratnose.
I said he took it back.
I can keep this one though, right?
If I still had the other silver dollars,
that would let me buy my train ticket home.
I would want that back too.
But I don't.
So you can have it forever.
Thank you very much, Jesse.
I appreciate that.
Maybe we can have a protein pudding together.
Oh.
Literally a freebie and a dollar.
I love it.
What in the hell is protein pudding?
God, you know.
We'll find out.
Maybe some friendly fire.
You can just take it down the chain.
Alright, so Alex, unfortunately I have a confession to make, I've completely forgotten about this
gift thing, but I have realised that you like chocolate bars, so...
That's so thoughtful!
You went all the way downstairs to take it off the table!
the chocolate bars are available but I do like a Mars. Thanks!
I was legit-
Not the good bag!
Oh no, I have somewhere to put the wrapper, Mike.
It's you!
Legit, if that was all of it. I wasn't even going to be mad.
I wanted back now.
Okay, let's have a little look-see here.
There's a little bow, there's a bow made out of the-
This is wonderful. Hold on. Let's have a little look. See here then. It's going to open it up. Oh, how exciting. Right.
Right. Funny story. Oh, yes. Okay. Do tell. This is, this is, are we wonder where this was? Check this out. It's on a wonderful shirt here.
It says Alex Fatboss Ross and on the back I drink hot chocky and pretend to know things
and it's me. We found this and I was trying to work out who was you. They were like who
sent this? That is fantastic.
Fantastic.
Yes, so I have a friend who's a graphic designer who made this beforehand and I made
him send it here to the facility because otherwise he wouldn't have arrived in time and then I forgot
to tell Sam what it is like because I told him that I'm sending something I didn't tell him what
it is and then when I got here it's like so Sam did it arrive and he's like oh no oh no it's just
in the classroom they found it and wondered where it's from yeah I was like who the hell sent that in?
at some point Alex walks up to me and like shows me the shirt and he's like you bluffed so well
Oh, that's it and I was like, oh no, what is this?
Oh, you like so much, no idea.
Oh, that is hilarious.
Thank you so much.
I'm gonna wear this on the next segment for sure.
What a shirt, what a wonderful shirt.
Which mic?
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I need to get up for my gift.
Oh no, you said it rots.
It does rot.
Oh, everyone got something really nice.
Protein pudding, a bit back.
I'm making up some hot chocky.
That'll help.
I don't like chocolate.
It doesn't like anything nice.
Oh, what?
I even saw you go and buy this.
What did you do with it?
Do we need to make some space?
No, no, no.
As long as Mike's really careful with the tray.
Actually, yeah.
So I know how much you like bin bags.
So I got you one of them on a tray.
Here you are, mate.
It's probably best it goes on your lap, not mine.
Okay, so feel free to have a little look inside.
Oh, I get to open it.
He gets to open it.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
It needs to stay upright.
Why does your gift have rules?
You'll find out.
Oh!
That's not tilty yet!
No tilting, Mike.
Wait, have you excavated the melon?
Alex, have you been digging my melon again?
I told you to stay out of that melon.
The melon isn't the gift, it's what's within, it's the gift.
Why'd you wrap it in a melon?
Because it rots, Mike.
Feel free.
What kind of gift requires melon wrapping?
Is this a London thing?
Is there an end melon there?
I just know how healthy you're being recently,
and I thought you'd like some melon.
Oh yeah, I love a cellotape.
I would be incredibly careful as you open this.
What is that, this melon?
It's volatile.
I'm not gonna get it in the face.
No, no, no, no, no.
You have to worry about that. But just don't tip it.
I feel like everyone else could take their gift home, Al.
Well, hopefully the memories will certainly go back, Glinky.
Okay. The final melon-sape is to be revealed.
I'll hold it in place.
It looks like a bloodbath, Al.
Open it up.
Is this a severed head?
Open it up.
And reveal it to the camera. Hopefully we can get it a little bit.
Half a little tilt.
I got you your favourite item.
I got it.
Why?
So it's a melon full of beans, man.
You're giving me a melon full of beans.
The gift's in there.
The gift's in the man.
Can you get it for me?
You've got to find it, mate. I have full faith.
You wish to punch my hand into the beans.
Please put your hands into the...
Yeah, look at it. You're a swap.
I'm happy with my protein pudding.
Okay, I've not gained beads use all over me.
That's why I've got the tray.
It's fine. I thought I'd borrow it.
Don't pour it out.
Why am I the responsible one here?
He filled the bell with beads, man.
It's full of beads.
Go on, mate. Just shove it in there.
It's full of kids in the charity.
Oh, yeah. I put it right at the bottom.
to the bottom. Oh, it's oozing. Oh, my, oh, oh.
Oh, my. I can't like it.
It's okay, mate. It's not. We can do this. It gets really bad.
Um, okay. Take your hand at me. Take your hand out. You'll be able to see it, it's actually
along the wall. There it is. It's right there. Along the wall. There you go, mate.
Just in there. Can you grab it for me? I'm busy right now.
I think you can use that bean cover down to get that there it is. It's just,
okay. It's just there. Just do your best to take it out. There we go. This is
the actual gift because I know you'd love it. So much.
I've got beach jeans. It's a picture of Alex.
You're welcome Mike. It's a picture of me.
You know, for creativity you win.
Can you understand?
You're that kid of school like, he's got problems but he's got like an artistic side.
Well, I think we should probably take a small break as we're going to quickly clean
clean ourselves up before we come for a round up.
So we'll be back momentarily.
Don't go anywhere.
Mike needs to clean his hand.
The race to world first is back.
Echo is going to be challenging.
The Rubar Palace killing all those spiders
and we are at the SK Magenta facility here in Cologne
and I am going to take you on a little behind the scenes
tour.
My name is Preach.
This is brought to you with El Gato.
And we have so many cool things here
in this wonderful facility that have been provided for.
First stop, I'm going to show you where we hang out.
This is our wonderful caster setup where they can stream, play games, do whatever they want to do
over here in this area where Elgato has provided us with Neo Streamdex and Wave Neo.
So we have our Google Cool microphones, we can control our streams, we can still reach our audience
and do those things in comfort with some nice couches and stuff.
But in between that of course, the Raiders and us need ourselves some snackies.
So what they've done is give us a nice little kitchen, not the main one.
Hold on for that because it gets real special soon where we can dip in there's some bananas and some
Chucky bars and nuts and some drinks all available for everybody there really good and now this is
where you're going to be seeing the players over here they're currently trying things out that
we're not allowed to show on stream so you have to be a little careful but once again Elgato
has given them Wave DX microphones that's what they're all using them really low profile
microphone arms so if you have an issue getting your mic arm right in your face you can use
use one of those El Gato wonderful arms to get it out of the way and make it work.
Before we get to the big control area though, where there's some really fancy
things to show you, I want to go downstairs because you're going to see
something pretty special there. We're currently in the lobby at SK Magenta
Facility, alright, but watch this, this is so cool. Follow me, follow me. Behold
of the greatness. That's what you want to see the big face of all these
raiders doing and this is where a lot of the pro teams that also train at
the facility hang out and been watching the race
and getting involved with things,
including people just passing by.
But you can see behind me, this is the best bit.
Okay, Echo has been notorious for not the best food
when we put it at the races, but that has all changed.
Three private chefs are working here,
providing breakfast, lunch, and dinner, freshly baked bread.
Everything is here in the morning
and you can see the worker now.
I wish you guys could smell what's going on.
So the raiders are gonna be eating good,
but more importantly is physical health.
The guys have sat down for such a long time
that they've actually now added a gym.
There's a gym for the guys to actually work out.
I was here at seven a.m. this morning.
This place was rammed with certain readers, not everybody,
but casters as well who were all working out here.
They've got table tennis,
they've got massage chairs around the corners,
all these things to keep the guys moving,
doing something, because they asked that down
the whole time, but I know that's not
the bit you super want to see.
Let's go look at the really fun stuff
upstairs where the players are.
Now it's time to bring you inside the brains
of the whole operation.
Every single time we do this,
there's a new piece of technology that's added
for Echo's production team to make the show even better.
And as you can see here, as we look over at Mitch's desk,
multiple stream decks.
We absolutely use a combo of them here.
We use the stream deck pluses and the stream deck excels.
And through here, they can route absolutely everything
to control the whole production, everything you see.
But this time has been a little addition.
Algato has also come out with a USB dock,
which actually slides into the back of the stream decks,
allowing the guys to plug everything in at the back end
and makes up so much tidier.
Despite everything you see here,
this is a well-oiled machine, but come with me.
I wanna show you something special.
This is what you actually see.
While it's controlled from there,
what we actually see goes on in this room here.
This is the castle room.
The first thing you can see of course
is this wonderful analysis desk.
This is where we're gonna be during our mythic
and much more complex fights,
is managing all the information we can give to you
that's very technical and very informative.
But it's our job, and the job of the guys
on the couch right now is to deliver that information
in a way that's completely understandable.
As you can see, these guys also use these
big stream deck pluses along with their savory snacks
and blankets to deliver that information for you.
Using those knobs to coordinate things,
get everything done, and they can talk back
to production, they can manage their own volumes,
and they could put on a good show for you, hopefully.
Well, that's some point when I get on the couch.
Now, there's one little thing I want to show you, okay?
There's one thing I want to show you, which is the actual brains of Echo itself.
Now, I can't show you much because they're doing some sneaky things right now,
but you can kind of look over my shoulder.
And behind me, what you're going to see is Potter, Stripe, and Roger.
These are the guys that are organising everything.
Planning strategies, working with a lot of teams behind the scenes.
As you can see, using them, El Gato, Wavex, El Ars,
and their stream decks to coordinate every POV,
because they need to quickly switch between which player they're watching
and get everything sorted and there's no easier way to do it.
This is how we produce the show. We use all this technology in an amazing way
and what we're hoping to do is utilize it to make things simple, make things easy and of course
El Gato is always a big part of that. For me I'm going to take my place here at the analysis desk
to help the guys out and for the rest of you you're going to be able to watch these guys
and myself over the course of the race. So enjoy and let's go to our casting desk.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, welcome, welcome to the race to the world first.
I am Alex from FappalCV and joining me is the amazing Medic.
How's it going?
Yeah, I'm very nervous.
I'm going to be honest.
I think this is the most nervous I've been in years.
If you wanted, you could have really liked the spiders and built up sort of a camaraderie
with them over the last few days.
They could have held you in high renown, you know.
Yeah, if you did that, can we switch to Jinji's point of view?
He has a special cutscene playing right now, as you can see, that's what happens if you
really get close to the spider.
No.
Don't do that.
Why am I so enthusiastic?
Oh.
It's almost over.
She speaks on that now.
Your ambition was rare, you know.
Yet despite it betraying your own mother, here you are.
How many people are watching?
The podcast is being improved by what everybody wants.
How are we perfectly behind each foot?
Why do you look so excited when the feet get sniffed?
I'm glad that they can't make their way over to the back of the analysis desk.
Oh no, they can't!
I'm between the toes!
One was sick.
One more. You can do it.
What is he clicking? What?
Oh, no!
I said, what did I just witness?
What did he play?
He was clicking Death Strike, I think.
I thought he was gonna start taking a lot of that.
He pops AMS, which is why he took some damage
on this big hit and everyone else died.
And then he goes down and he clicks Death Strike.
I knew it, I knew it.
I knew he was clicking Death Strike.
Oh no.
Oh, mate.
Oh, oh no.
Oh, the shame.
Describe it to us.
It's uh, uh, uh, pliers or something.
No, pliers, but it's a clamp.
It's, well, it's quite a long engine going on.
I guess we're gonna have some clamps about one.
No.
Let's attach this.
No.
There.
No.
Oh man, may the Lord have mercy.
This is the strangest bit I've ever done.
Oh, it's this tape.
Very recently on.
Wolf, wake up.
There we go.
I can't.
Oh my god, I'm burning!
In exchange for item level
How much of your soul would you give for a trinket drop?
There we have Jordan ready to go delving
Barrages treasure trove
Jump run!
Pee pee poo poo
Yep
Oh no, not the forehead
What is that?
Three two leg breaks, sausage rolls!
Oh no!
You're getting in the way!
Thank you!
We don't like shoes on the couch, how bad is crumbs on the couch?
I think you're doing a fight and I like the boat there.
As you can see, this is the Nova.
You can see coming out here, they go across the room, over in that direction.
Oh no, this is going to start getting recursive.
Didn't think this one through.
It's going to keep getting deeper and deeper because I'm on the stream and I'm showing the stream.
Oh no, look! Oh no!
Dodge that big AoE, the portal.
Currently sitting on ShoePair.
What a great name that is. Good old ShoePair. Ring coming in.
One second time, portal's down. Dodge the orb. It's a Void, a Void.
A Void's a good one. We should use that one later on.
And usually a co-caster coming in at this point, but I think I'm just going to keep practicing.
Because soon we'll have Mythic.
Next week we'll be Mythic, Jordan, and then we've got to get even hyper.
2% of the answer is to get a killer!
It's a world first cast of a hero!
He killed it!
In here.
Ah!
In.
That leaves us ready to put a puzzle together blindfolded.
We're going to speedrun this.
I feel that you've had the time to think about how you would communicate this.
I have no bearings.
I haven't done that.
And I have the blindfolds.
I want the blindfolds.
Let's rock paper scissors for the blindfolds.
Okay, right.
on three right one two three I didn't you didn't I had that this is why I think
we're gonna struggle with a six plus puzzle four plus mental level I said
I'm on three!
I'm gonna do three then go!
Oh no!
This is why we communicated beforehand!
And we're about to try to communicate to each other!
Can we get an insert replay and say,
Yeah, I'm three!
Okay, and then do it when I'm four.
And then I just looked to my hand at two fingers,
and I was like, what's going on?
Like, I'm surprised by my movements.
Oh dude, I'm glad I'm so good at communicating.
I think whoever gets my phone on is screwed.
Let's try this again.
I'm on three.
One, two, three.
Alright, I get the blindfold.
You get the blindfold.
Alright, then.
So how are we gonna set this up?
Okay, we gotta...
We're gonna solve it.
Am I gonna provide you with any sort of piece?
Or are you just gonna rummaging the box?
You can't touch it.
I can't touch it.
I'll pick up pieces and you'll tell me where to put them.
And through my large amount of manual dexterity and intuitive name,
you know, understanding of spatial relationships,
we'll magic our way to this.
Okay, so we gotta come up with a goal
because I don't think we're gonna be able to do this whole...
We're gonna be here for like an hour.
Yeah, I'm not sure if we're gonna be able to make the entire thing work together
I can barely do rock paper scissors let alone command some sort of
Okay, hold on they go there's the headset. I'm also there we go. You got this feeling happy. Okay, so you get the headset on
Oh, I want this in my life. This is amazing
Blindfolded Casting.
Blindfolded Casting is next.
You know what, sometimes I feel like I might as well be blindfolded.
Do you want to guess what they're doing right now?
I believe that they're about to start midiic!
Alright, the Oracle has forbidden.
It's not, it's not working this time.
It's happening in my mind.
Oh, look at that, pulling the first bar.
So, it's not for you.
No, unfortunately, it's more dolls.
But, okay, so the box is here.
Can you fill the box?
I need to have the picture.
Because actually it's a holding let me get let me get the bottom of the box up
So this is once again chat. We know we're making him. This is what we're making
We're making a lovely dinosaur picture provided of course
To a spot a wonderful medic. Okay, I'm gonna take some pieces. Okay, so let's see what those pieces are. Oh
Mate yeah, they're nothing good yet. Okay. I think I'm putting I think I can kind of tactile
Okay, hold on that one on the left that you just placed down
There we go to the tip of your fingers. We're gonna be using that soon
for the very top left okay so the flat part needs to be to the north of the
photo overall there we go good perfect okay we're gonna continue on we're gonna
try and build up that corner ideally we've got the peak of the tree that
you're looking for some edges yes edges always edges I have an edge you do
have an edge that edge is going to go roughly in the top right that's going
to be some volcano smoke eventually that's good yes not so bad not to not
too much further than that because otherwise you're gonna start placing stuff on the side here
May the Lord have mercy upon us all
Yep, that's nothing I have an edge you do. Oh, you have a corner that corner is bottom left
Okay, bottom bottom left. That's good. That's no further than that. You don't want to put things off the edge
You have a little bit of a leaf there
Mike Lord, this is gonna be this is gonna take a little bit
And you can put that in with the other piece it's oriented correctly as well
Oh my god first connection here. Here we go through some sort of magic. We've managed to make
Okay, oh that's an achievement. There we go
That is an achievement already pause clap a clap a clap. I wasn't sure that was gonna be don't laugh
That's not a pause. Okay. I'm I'm being marked
um so
Production just telling us to do all sorts of
We'll put a few more pieces together for sure. This is
We do promise chat. I've got an edge.
Okay, let's see it. Let's see it.
Do we want that edge?
I think that edge goes below the current...
Yes, so it's going top left and it's going below.
You've done really good here. It's going below that.
We're going to be able to make a little...
We only have a hundred pieces in this, right?
And we're already three in.
By my math, that's just shy of five percent.
That is technically not wrong.
That is true and yet still on par with someone
someone who says yes on three and then goes on screw you that is going to the
north of the bottom left piece
is it going in yet it's it's I think yeah yeah I think oh we're making such
good we now we're at five percent we're now at five percent look at okay we're
making progress building here you just got to keep my spider senses are
climbing I can get a lot of middle pieces right now that's okay we want
work in from the edge I feel like. Although if you see something that like fits into that
corner. I'm doing my best. You're rummaging around at high speed. I'm getting more and
more fluent at looking for edges. There are a couple of edges. I found an edge. Are you
making that noise because of the wet edge? You need you to turn that around so I can
see it. I think that's the wrong way around. Yep, that was. That is, what is that? Oh,
That's like bottom middle. That's a long way away. I think that might be unachievable overall.
I like how we're making our way through this, sorry, but surely.
We are here for the next four hours.
If at any juncture the players stop doing Delves, I, as the adverb and caster, will let you know that you're missing out on action in the normal raid,
and we will immediately say production tops over the normal raid, and we'll start casting real content for you.
We are, we're going to continue our edging, I think that is, it's going to be like mid-left,
like it's on the edge but mid-left so we're going to keep that roughly there for now.
We're doing really good along the left edge, if we can edge all the way on the left, then
that would be an achievement for the noting.
So it's always worth edging the left.
Let's start.
That's good timing.
Be good.
I love edging.
I love hedging, I mean...
Here I have a corner.
A corner?
You don't even have to tell me. Hold on. Hold on.
I feel into the future.
I feel that this is the top right corner.
Damn dude, bottom right, but I liked it.
I liked the conviction.
Bottom what?
That's bottom left. This is bottom right.
You wanted bottom right?
Yeah, that's bottom right.
That was one of the options.
Okay.
I had a 50-50 there, it was what it was.
But yes, okay. We're going to continue on the left side, see if we can...
You can see that like I can pull left side on the purpose.
You just did. That is, between the, it's south from the top left.
Connecting in.
It is connecting the two pieces of the left hand side together.
Is it really?
Yes it is.
So there's only six pieces per side?
No, no, no, it's going to connect, because you have that mid-left piece I think.
Hold on, can you place that down for a second?
I don't think this fits.
So I've made a grave mistake.
Oh no!
You're the one who can see!
That is on the right side, mid-right.
The one that you said was on the left is actually on the right.
That's just mid right. Yeah. Okay.
So that's what I got lied to. Yes, you did.
Also, it's what's the middle of the,
you've got like one little piece in the middle
of the left hand side right now.
Can you try and find that?
So like, okay, now go to your right
towards the middle of the table.
That piece needs to go on the left hand side.
That's an edged left piece.
Very good.
Is it part of the other edge?
Is it its own edge? It's gonna make the same thing,
but it's in its own little category right now.
So we have this edge with the corner, and then this edge with the corner, and then the
front side.
Because the idea is that with this edge it's going from the top to the bottom.
Alright, I'm gonna like...
Topping and bottoming while we go through these edges.
You're getting a bit...
I really want to help.
And then we're gonna go shout at that.
That is, that's some like top stuff.
That's full bin, yeah.
That's full irrelevant of this juncture.
We just need full left.
Full left edge.
If we can make the left edge, I would consider this to be a bit of a challenge.
this to be a success.
You're scared, Chris.
They are.
Oh, I've run out of edge pieces.
Trust me, Jesse. You just got to take the time.
I found an edge.
That's what edging is all about.
That is top right-ish.
The bin edge. We can worry about that later.
What is this?
That's just a bit of plastic.
Oh no, that's new nightmare unlocked, like I just feel like Sam is just putting things in the box for me to put my hands on.
Oh they wouldn't do that, that'll be cruel.
I have an edge.
You do have an edge.
That is right side, that's a right side edge.
It also has a little bit of a face on it.
That's really nice.
That one didn't even make sense.
That edge has a face on it?
Sure.
Okay, so we're gonna keep going.
Oh, here we go.
It's a big edge piece.
That is a big edge piece.
I think that actually might be a left side edge piece.
Oh, let's go.
Left side being connected soon.
We got it.
Yeah, so I think that is towards the top.
Is it connecting with either of the three segments?
It's not connecting anything yet.
It's between the middle and the top part.
There's going to be more piece there.
And then we have this one somewhere, and then we have this one somewhere, and then
we have bottom corner.
Yes, there we go.
So we're looking for two more left pieces.
Okay, we're making progress.
What's this?
What the fuck's going on?
The fuck's he saying?
We're finding the pieces, Jesse.
Why is there something else?
Describe it to us.
It's uh...
Players or something.
It's a clamp.
That's quite our vegem going on.
I guess we can have some clamps about one hour.
Let's attach this.
There.
Oh man.
May the Lord have mercy.
this is a blue shirt. I mean it might be my shoe. Oh my lord. It might very well be
Where I hope it's mine. I hope they didn't just have me put my hand in someone else's shoe
That's a little bit a little bit too zalatath for me. Oh, this is this is
That's the little pieces without let's see if we can get one more
I feel like we're so close to the left edge one more time
If I hope I hit the camera
What is this okay, we're looking for left edges. Yeah, we're looking for left edges
I'm making sure you haven't put any of the left edges already in actually screw I'm helping okay, okay, but I'm pretty sure I haven't you must have oh my lord right I
Have unparalleled tactile proficiency. There's no way I've lost an edge piece need to just put down an edge piece
But it's for the wrong edge. It's fine. Yeah, I knew that I knew that yeah, you could tell
We're looking for left edge
Undefinable, you know air of left you miss for which I'm searching yeah 100% you know exactly what's going on
So chat what that came with the puzzle actually
Okay, so this is going the other
We can use it to fix this sake
Mental thinking
This was I didn't even know this was a thing until I sat down inside. We don't have found an edge. You did find that
It's the wrong side. Oh my god. No, why dude? Oh, no, it's not hold on
It's not, it's for the bottom, so the bottom right piece here is, I've just got it in my hand, I'm placing it down here.
That's cheating!
You put it down, it was my mistake, so I fixed it.
Bottom left, you're gonna use it to put along the actual bottom line, you're connecting with the bottom left piece.
So this is connecting with the bottom left corner.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that now puts us...
Oh, look at that.
That puts us at 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
8%!
No longer estimating somewhere near 10.
chat that's pretty close to 10% does that count
how much of this production you need to let us know if we can
re-install them in the future
if chat's amused we continue they donated their hard earned money for this
they need their money's worth oh my lord are you not enjoying this
we we could we could always swap it and have us
look we're not allowed to have lunch before the puzzle's done
oh that's all right that's all right we're gonna solve this very very soon
Oh, this is a nice edge piece.
Uh, that is a...
HAHAHAHA
Dammit dude.
That is an edge piece for the other side, unfortunately.
That's a right side edge piece.
Which we're slowly gathering together.
We can maybe start putting stuff together on the right side.
I don't think we can.
I'm looking at the state of the board, dude.
It's not pretty.
Well, the thing is, this is working like any other game, right?
The further we go with that success,
the more likely success is where we're going.
If you say so, I think I understood some of those words
The success is becoming concentrated over here the left piece is here somewhere. I think um
No, dude, but not only did a piece just fall on the floor. I'm looking at your remaining pieces. None of them are edge pieces
You mean I've missed it somewhere, but this is an edge. You just like um, I'll know that that's like a top edge, okay?
It's this is
This is cooked. This is too cooked. I think I think we need to take the executive decision that we might have you done
We might have failed to do a six-plus puzzle. This is an edge
It is hold on turn it around
Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on yes, I think that is
He was them dooming over here bottom right. Oh
There's a connect it does connect bottom right to the side of the corner. Yeah, like yeah
Oh yeah, no no no.
Like that, yep.
Alright.
Uh.
Ahhhhh.
There we go.
Progress has been made.
Okay.
You kept saying we were out of any chances.
We made some sort of the...
This is such a mess.
You gotta tweet this out afterwards.
This is the best that we've made with this.
This is like the worst thing as I've ever come to it.
Alright, let's see.
Alright, I've run out of edges.
I think that's it.
I don't know where we are anymore.
I'm sorry.
I feel like I've...
You failed me.
Okay, so...
Okay.
Right, last, last flip, Jesse came in, top to the healing meter, left, didn't elaborate,
so we need to nerf him by playing blindfolded and having me and preach guide him to victory.
Alright, I am uh, I am blindfolded, I can't say.
How would you like this instruction, I mean, do you want some movement?
Left.
Shall we practice?
Yes.
left right when I don't turn you know we did not tell you goblin jumps listen this
is not my keyboard all right now thank you for that orientation now I'm moving
left and right yes now if you could backpedal if please backpedal just a
smidge keep coming hold it for like six seconds am I going off the edge of my
idea no no no you're good trust me I do not want you ninja pulling the boss
Oh, right stay there. Yeah, you got me jumped into all grats his crotch
He wants feeding but not like that
Anchored on the movement keys that won't happen again. All right, this is job's place my mouse on the screen working
All right, so maybe I could buff yeah sure yes
Yes, we do.
And I'm now earth shielding myself, is that good?
You're way ahead of the game.
They still aren't your side of pull time.
I need a flask.
Okay, I open the back.
Right.
Consumable section.
Oh yeah.
Which one's that?
Oh, is it the red?
Jordan doesn't know what the new flasks look like.
I do, but I can't see it in there.
I was working out if it was the blue or the red one, I think it's the red one.
Production leaking the fact that I have the cheap one.
Yeah, I have the haste masks.
Alright, so mouse left, a little bit more.
I feel like I'm doing a claw machine.
You should just say stop.
Keep going left until I stop.
Okay, yeah.
Stop.
Hold on.
The mouse is like tight.
at least. I know this is good actually right now. Straight down. Hold on I lost the cue button.
Okay this must be tilde this must be one. There's a slight concern that we can't move the mouse
without you having to rearrange your hands. That's a little concern. Well the mouse is just really
Okay now where am I going for the flat? Okay so now I'll straight down. Keep going keep going keep going
Three hours later. Oh, okay. Whoa. Whoa. That's crazy. All right up
It's not fast in the furious
Stop and now right
He's like a claw machine. Did we do it? No, no, right, right? Oh, I thought you'd never like that. Oh
Oh, okay. Now up. Let's stop there. Now click down. Wait, what is that? Click now. There
you go. Excellent. Yeah, we did it. Good job, everyone. Now, now help me to help me
to put earth shield on a relevant target. Oh my God. I have a question. Yeah. What's
That's true. Oh goodness.
I'm kidding.
I'm a mage.
There's actually no point yet.
Then they're not here.
OK, very good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Relax.
Just wait.
It's just terrible at putting groups together.
So he called and demanded your presence,
Geith.
Well, they thought maybe I'd have to set it up.
No, I mean it full.
Well, it's in his name, right?
Just wait.
So is this a, would you consider,
Geith, that what you're about to do
is a statement overall that you would
like to pass to the community,
that Restor Shaman is so easy
that you can literally play Raid Bosses blindfolded?
It's true that when you're playing to a time aggressor shaman, you drop a totem, it chainheels.
You chainheel, it also chainheels.
The chainheels go everywhere. I don't need to do anything.
Will you be popping ascendants into chainheel?
Very often, yes.
Yeah.
Typically, cork, you know, stacked up with a bunch of totems.
No reason to pop ascendants if you don't have totems down to chainheal your chainheels.
Well, that makes no sense to me.
We'll need to call for a spirit lane, when things get spicy.
I'll close my bag, yeah?
Yes.
All right.
You're all set. The summons are coming in.
The players are on their way.
Excellent.
Frago win. We've got swag in they haven't arrived yet though. I see now
I can't talk about the cool down of the fifth button on the top row. That is my most important button
It's on a 30-second cooldown. I'll drop it now
Yeah, you'll ring down. Yes, and then I can move it somewhere else
So you guys need to help me put my healing ran in a useful spot remind me to put it down
Okay, well, that looks like a useful spot. Okay
I
Know you're doing really well. Yeah, but you got pretty good one chain here going off right now. Yeah, okay?
All right, I should feel I should tell you your healing rain did not work. Oh, did it not go anywhere?
I know I feel I can't wait to screw it really badly
But it is a bit mean did I put it down somewhere? Nope
On the other day I cut off you just didn't activate when you pressed it
Are you sure and it still did not I could see you pressing it
I think it's you've got no line of sight on what you're trying to do. Yeah, I think it was over the details
There you go. Yay
We did it. It's gonna go off for my mouse is so I do need to help me with that
But we need to put my mouse in a relevant spot somewhere on the screen. Just put in the middle. Okay, put you in the middle
Where's the middle?
Okay, do you see your character? No
I
Just move your mouse you can't maybe I should have changed these that at player macros that would I mean just top the boss I
Don't want to do that and then pull it
What with healing rain? Well, will it drop at the feet if you top the boss?
No, it'll only drop where my mouth is a mouse over. Yeah, it's an at cursor macro
But we could change that. Okay. Can you do that blindfolded? Yes. All right
Okay, hit the escape key. I think I did. Nope. Okay, we can't see your mouse. Wiggle your mouse.
It's not on the screen right now. Okay, it was on the other one. Pulse, go down until we say.
Stop. Left until we say. Stop. Up a little smidgy boo. Click. All right, we're in. Okay.
Okay. There is a problem. Yeah, wait, hold on. The overlay from the first is off of your
macros. You're trapped. I would just press escape. I'm going to cheat for this part. Oh,
no. Shuffled. Yeah, I'm cheating for this part. Do you even make it to the pool? No.
We made it. The layer. Well, we almost pulled the boss. That target. No, no, no. Player.
I want upon me I don't want to die.
I thought it was saving that.
Okay, there's a problem. This is a German keyboard.
Are you expecting to still top the healing meters here?
No, is that the end?
No, Frago's DPS right now though.
Are they all Puggeroo healers?
Ryzen, Athena, I don't recognize.
Zaytla, Scythe.
It works! I healed with the power of my self.
Okay, that didn't happen. We're good to go now.
Excellent.
That was a dangerous heal.
1, 2, 3, this is...
I really need you to hold the right mouse button and turn your mouse to the left.
No, no, no, no, no. I won it. I want a challenge as well here.
Alright, and I'm moving?
Yes.
You're moving a bit more to the right. You're moving a camera more to the right.
I love the red one.
Left, left, left, left, left. There you go. Left, left, and pull it down.
So, move your mouse up, up with the mouse. Perfect.
Yes, now we've got a good view.
Yeah, we tab and I have boss targeted you have the boss. Yeah, you're gonna do DPS. No, of course
Now no
Okay, first of all each shield mouse down until we say okay all left until say
Halt up stop mirrors click
And then I would go up and right in equal measure so up until we say stop and write a smidge
right you good
Here we are ready
Oh okay so don't go to John
Left, not too fast
Left
Okay right
Up up up up
Up tiny tiny
yeah press nailed it that was the ready chest I know where your mouth is
pretty scented I just fifteen second full timer right press bloodlust now
come on this is exactly what I didn't want have you got audio all right three
one go okay okay perfect perfect all right everybody's grouped on you they
They have pulled the boss to you, so you can start healing now, they're taking some of the
AWE damage.
The webs are coming, get ready to run, they're not under you.
How the hell is this happening?
We need to angle, I think, to see under his feet.
Yeah, you need to be chained.
So maybe 8 plus 8, that's good, that's good.
And you need a chained heal?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright.
Alright, Hopeful's trolling you, he's putting you in a poison.
These mages, am I right?
Yeah, I defencive, I defencive, okay.
Alright, you totally fine.
I read it's 4 health.
Somebody died, but it wasn't your fault.
You need to hold your right mouse button and turn it to the right a little bit,
you're not uh that's perfect okay okay now you gotta walk forward forward a smidge
oh they brought it to you oh oh they gripped you out rago dragged you out
okay uh right mouse button down and certainly camera to the right
okay forward all right what forward shall we say
yep stop aim camera left a bit left a bit more
left a bit more yeah walk forward now until we say
Stop, go Jay you got this.
Alright, more, yeah, stop blasting.
Tell me if people need healing because otherwise I'm just not going to be able to do that.
I mean, a little bit?
Yeah, I want to change heal now.
Okay, total pain heal.
Tell me if you want me a lot of healing, okay?
No, everyone's full HP.
We'll just have the big AOE soak so you can do a little bit of AOE healing.
Yeah, you'll love both some cooldown.
Yeah, that's it.
Alright.
Throw some lightning bolts in there.
Big damage!
Oh, okay, the boss is moving. We're going into phase two now, so we're going to have to dodge the boss charging across the-
Oh!
Okay, now you can start spam healing from here.
Alright, maybe walk forwards a little bit.
Okay, that's fine.
Alright, let's see where the adds are spawned in.
Okay, so now you want to strafe right.
That's it.
And uh...
Train Lightning?
Yeah, yeah, are you-
to press tab yeah yeah you can train lightning now okay you're not targeting
anything oh okay now run forward forward forward right that's it you're fine
we did good no you're totally fine yeah keep trying to grip you
baby or kill me who's gripping you it's a little bit of both it's a little bit
of both all right people are taking a light bit of damage you could put a
Little bit of a chain peeling.
Alright, move your mouse up.
Oh, Swing, you want it?
Damn!
Okay, so walk forwards.
Yeah, walk forwards to the boss now.
Keep going for a while.
Yeah, keep going.
Yeah, keep going for a while.
Hold.
Hang on, you've been rooted.
It's fine.
Okay, next phase has started.
People are full health, all the healers are covering.
Not yet, you're still rooted.
Keep walking forward.
Hold.
You got rooted again.
There's a lot of webs.
We're not going to weed you.
I'm going to be rooted again.
Yeah, I don't know if we could be staying through those.
Two seconds to run root.
Right, walk forward.
Keep going. You've got to get across the other side of the platform.
Uh-huh.
Keep walking.
Almost there.
Right, hold.
Okay.
Stop now.
Alright, now you can healing rain.
Yep.
Right, tilt your camera slightly to the right now.
There you go.
You can lava burst now.
Yeah, you were just not slightly in front of him.
Yeah, he weren't facing him quite.
Okay, are we big damning?
You are.
Yeah, we're big damning.
So we're not going to try and put you in the soaps because they keep gripping
you out of it.
Yeah.
Because I'd have to run it the entire time.
Oh, check it out!
Check it out!
Yeah, yeah.
People are taking some damage.
Some people aren't going in the soak.
Oh, the Ascendants.
Were you healing rain yet?
Okay, Ascendants worked.
Maybe put Healing Rain down.
You're right in the midst of everybody now.
Oh, you can DPS now, everyone stops.
Okay, okay.
Ascendants worked, clearly.
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're actually surprisingly doing well.
It's unfortunate, Ryzen and Frago are in here, but you're definitely dominating
the other pug healers.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
He does it all.
Little trickle damage, nothing special going on.
Alright, okay, backpedal, backpedal, little bit, little bit, stop, stop, stop, right there, okay, we're going at the energy, we're almost doing stage two, so we're like, yeah, we're gonna keep you out of the dodges now, out of the charges.
Yep, we're gonna do a really good job of that.
Right, I'm ready.
We're nearly there Jesse, you've got, we're making it.
Alright, stage two incoming, boss is now burrowing down, maybe we can do some damage to the adds, although we got a little bit of damage out last time.
Yeah, they're not spawning yet, he's just doing his nut back.
Yep.
hold. I think they were hoping to kill it before it happened. Oh, maybe. Yeah, he's gone. The
charge is great. All right, you've got a charge on you. Run forward, run forward, run forward.
Stop. Okay, you're good. Yeah, that charge is dodging in. That's fine. All right. Yeah, we need to
turn him around for the answer. Hold right mouse button and tilt camera to the right. Keep going,
keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, perfect. Yeah, we need a bit more of a bird's
eye view though. So maybe tilt the camera up a bit. Yeah, there we go. Oh, yeah,
Yeah, other way.
Now you've got line of sight on the ad so you can just check.
Oh, check line of sight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Yeah.
Like a healing ring, maybe?
Is he always charged?
I mean, you can.
It's just a little trickle.
Like Ryzen and Frago was yanking all the healing off you, to be honest.
All right.
Now we can try and get you back to the boss.
Yes.
He's ready to feed.
Maybe we can feed the boss.
Okay, so walk forward just a little, little tiny bit.
Okay.
Left.
All right, wait hold on I've managed to make here in a little bit of a awkward direction. Okay, so forward a bit more Oh
No, it's fine. The first boss has been fed right. We're gonna keep running towards the bar
Right keep your blindfold on they're gonna come and change this overlay on your PC. Okay. Yeah, Sam's gonna change it
So he's gonna shuffle you
Okay, oh, yeah, we couldn't see you couldn't see the top left of your screen if your cameras not in the right place
We have no idea. Okay
All right, good. Can we get into the boss? Yeah. All right, I believe. Okay. First of all, stop moving.
Yeah, sorry, Sam's just changing one thing that we're just gonna wait for a second.
How did I do? How did I do? You did pretty well. All right. Are you getting into the boss, Sam as well?
They're gonna pull it out. We're gonna have to try and sort someone out, which is not gonna work.
Yeah, run me to the boss maybe.
Yeah, cause he's gotta click the bat.
Yeah, okay, I'll save you from the bat.
Yeah, he's gotta click the bat.
Keep running.
We're headed to Bloodbound Horror, yeah?
So you guys have to get me in the downstairs phase and keep me out of the puddles and avoid the beam.
Yeah, we did really well.
Yeah, I'm surprised I didn't get hit by a charge.
Thank you guys, that was good.
Yeah, you may have got slightly hit by one.
Yeah, we may have failed you slightly.
I like how you didn't say anything about it, like personal or health stuff.
No, they got you well. I mean you're very well protected by your ex-rade of friends right now.
Ah yes, very good, very good.
Yeah, we were gonna have you into Soak.
Oh, how are we gonna... Okay, this is actually rough.
How are we gonna get into the front souls in time?
Just follow the group. I'll be in one group by the other and just stick me in it.
Yeah, I'm more... Okay.
Yeah, no, this is fine.
We need some terminology for your G-threads in front of the curve.
uh scroll the mouse wheel forward oh when i was uh changing your transmog on
stream jesse which i would never do oh no i would never do this why is the count
sharing and that's not funny oh oh yeah no i actually don't believe you did that
no i didn't do that but you i was well i i say leaned on your mouse and i scroll
wheeled because ghost falls just happened yeah i thought i was gonna zoom
out the camera yep just like when i put my hand on the keyboard and pushed
gust of wind and almost pulled the boss earlier.
Nothing happened.
Okay.
I don't mean I'm throwing him but some used your ink.
He died to Trash.
What?
I needed that!
I mean to be fair I doubt I would have been able to take the ink in combat anyway.
Okay, I think I can set him for zoom control.
Okay, yeah.
Oh!
No, this is fine.
You got killed again.
All right.
Well, they'll be in red shortly.
They're finishing Trash.
All right.
They're finishing Trash.
You're gonna be okay.
in the correct group for the downstairs phase.
Yeah, just put me in one of the groups and have me follow along.
And we need to dodge the heroic mechanic, which is the beams coming out at the sides of the bosses
and going anti-clockwise. So there's a few things that we need to do.
There's also a big circle you're gonna have to get me out of.
And tentacles.
Yeah, you got a lot of work to do.
Oh yeah.
And ideally I don't run the tentacles through my friends.
Oh yeah, no, that would never happen.
Of course. Especially not over the majors.
No!
I guess they must have told the raiders that I'm blindfolded if they were rescuing me out of things.
Actually, I don't think they did. I think they just assumed that you've lost it in your old age.
Fair assumption, let's be honest. I am in fact 39 years old.
Alright.
We need to accept the res, I guess.
What was that sound?
No, no, no!
Okay, res.
We need to accept the res, so move the cursor up.
Okay, now left.
Uh-oh.
Okay, now click down.
No no no no no sorry go up, my directions are... ok now click, yeah.
Am I alive?
Yes you're alive.
Now maybe rebuff.
Ok am I pushing water shield?
Yeah yeah yeah.
Ok and I should uh... her shield myself I guess.
And perhaps a tank.
Yeah you're not, I don't know which group you're going to be assigned to and hold on.
Do they do 1-3-5?
Yes 1-3-5-2-4-6.
Ok what's your character's name?
the name?
Jeth Shaman.
Oh, excited.
How could you not figure that out?
Okay, I didn't read them all.
Alright, so you are group 4.
I assume you have your groups vertical?
Sure.
Yes, I'm guessing.
Yes.
Sure, why the hell not?
Groups vertical.
Looking at this setup, that makes sense.
Yeah, I think they are.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so you're group 4, so I assume that's going to the right.
That would be standard play.
Can you turn to the left?
Don't move, just turn to the left.
Yeah, pan the camera around.
Or?
Oh, sorry, I can't distract it.
You tell me to do something if you get distracted,
I'm just spinning in circles.
Chat love spinning, it's fine.
Okay, so pan the camera around to the right.
Okay, halt.
Now we're looking at the boss.
Excellent.
Should I tab and target him?
Yeah. Just don't press any button.
Just don't flame shot. Okay. All right. Very good.
Ah, cool.
What's happening? The silence is disturbing.
I had to run and get changed quickly.
So I can join you in a fine Echo shirt.
You had a quick outfit change.
It is a nice jersey. It is. I do like the Echo jerseys.
Are these on sale or are these not for the lowman?
No, they are. Yeah. You can order a jersey and you can have your own name added to it.
name added to it. Oh, explanation mark. Merch in the chat. I got more information.
We're in a fight! We're in a fight! We're in a fight! We're in a fight! We're in a fight!
We're forward! We're forward! We're forward! Okay, stop. Stop. So now stop blasting. Yeah,
stop blasting and strafe left for, say, three more seconds. Step forward a bit. Forward.
Excellent, right. You're with the group. You're still on top of Ryze. You've got
Okay, move left!
Oh, right there, no, right, right spot, okay, that's forward, forward, forward, forward.
We're in the sludge. Left.
Left.
Just keep running.
Right, do this like a pro. This is shambles.
Okay, you're good now.
Okay, yeah, this is fine.
Alright, we have the beams coming in.
We're in a good position.
I'm making a mind about the bottom.
Now we want to go right.
That's it.
Okay.
Keep going.
Straight, hard right.
Maybe move backwards a little bit.
Backpedal smith, stop.
Has it stopped? Hold.
Healing right here. How long do they? Perfect. Okay, now we need to get you into the frontal.
Ideally it's going to be about here. Let's see if we can see. You'll be able to see the
headspot. We need to run left. Left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left.
Go, go, go. Keep going, keep going, keep going, fast, fast, fast, fast. I'm hot.
We did it. All right, so maybe pan your camera to the left a little bit. Left and tab. That's it,
tab. All right. Right a bit, you went too far. There you go, you're good. That's it,
chain lightning oh wait we need to run forward oh yeah but they're probably going to res you
they're marking you hold on did you not warn me about the slicer the beam spawned on you
we do not we can neither confirm or deny whether it was intentional
but the beam literally spawned in your face yeah it did not only just kill you by the way
Oh, if having the group, I imagine more than one.
This is outrageous. Where's the res?
Really, res-ed?
No, they're not a res-ed shit person, a helper.
They actually did wipe on this boss earlier.
Oh, really?
Yes, in one of the runs they wiped on this.
Was it just a low DPS run?
A couple of people got clipped by a beam exactly like this
and then they didn't have enough DPS to kill the adds downstairs
and you get overwhelmed with adds and add shields to the boss.
Makes it unkillable.
I've been doing heroic reviewers and we were fine up until Overnax.
That's a high you need some good deeps on that one true
Yeah, if you fall behind on the damage by the last platform we get every egg we hit the sirk multiple times
Because you did the the heroic grade was I gonna say yeah, yeah, yeah, we're not clearly yet
We'll get there we'll get there, but it's it's it's fun as hell
But every boss I've seen so far is demolished by a bit of gear
We've kind of been talking about this lightly between us on the couch
how do you feel about Mythic?
Because we were just saying, you know, sometimes,
yeah, or just sometimes normal and heroic
falling quite quickly has no reason to have any indication
of how Mythic will be, but...
The last three could be, if Blizzard wants,
the last three could be hell.
Hell, I think you could blindfold off Geith.
There's literally nothing happening.
You're just tender on the screen.
Oh, that's so bright when I've been blindfolded.
Yeah.
Blinded.
Exactly where you are stood is where they cast the beam
at you.
Yeah, and it was this angle as well.
I didn't quite see the shadowy little indication of where it was going to be.
It could have been more into the group, I suppose.
If I'd been stacked with everyone, they could have stacked with me.
They were doing it just after the mount.
And we were also so...
To be fair, that means it probably wasn't a snipe.
I don't think it was a snipe.
They want to position the beam in such a way that it minimizes the time.
Oh, it went in the same spot this time as well.
So yeah, we managed to...
That means they had the maximum amount of time before the beams come over to these ads.
We somehow managed to put you in exactly the right place.
to get here. Some would say that that was your fault. We've been gifted a question mark
box. This is so ominous. Okay. I'll read it in a second. I'll quickly finish the story
because otherwise I'm going to forget. It's a windmalker monk. I had no haste. That was
the problem. I had like 2% haste and apparently you really need haste on that cost. Okay,
So the box says, a gift inside for Medic, and then it says B-E, it says Medic B-E, right?
Okay.
Okay, a gift inside for Medic if he answers these questions three.
Oh, a gift inside for Medic B if he answers these questions three.
So the major issue I had with this, right, is if we have a look at this B-E up here,
This looks like an S set, which is a letter in the German alphabet, in Strasse, Heise, etc.
So I thought this was Medikse.
It is now.
But it is not.
It's Medic B.
Wow!
A gift inside for Medic B.
If you answer this question to me, I can't open it until instructed.
So you're just going to patiently wait.
Yep.
No more talking.
Just waiting.
Okay, we're just going to sit and stare.
Mitch has told me I can open it now.
Okay.
I'll wait for Mitch to... Oh.
I have to open three questions. Where are the questions?
Hahahaha!
Instructions are clear!
I hope you were all of them, or so the stream there, Mitch, because that was the question.
Okay, let me put this... If I put this here...
Yes.
Oh my god, it looks so ominous!
It does. Also the gold pen.
Yeah, I love the gold pen.
Very impressive.
We have three questions for you.
Okay.
They're all Xalatath related.
Oh no!
Okay.
If you can answer them all correctly,
you will be allowed to open the box.
Okay, and if I get one wrong?
No box for you, yeah?
How are you gonna stop me?
No, I didn't mean to open that.
Yeah, Sam, I'd like to see you try, mate.
I'm quick on the trigger with opening boxes.
Okay.
Okay, three questions about Xalatath.
Can Jordan help me?
No.
Jordan, if you mute your microphone, they'll never know.
This is a wisp.
Okay, how many times does that have?
I will allow this.
Jordan can help you with facial reactions only.
You can't shake your head or like nod. No yeses or noes.
Can I get one ask the audience?
No.
You want to trust chat?
I want to trust chat for one question.
Let's start that.
They never liked both.
Yeah, let's do a poll.
I'll give them two options.
Yeah, we could do a poll.
Okay, are these multiple choice questions?
No.
Can they be?
No.
Please?
Absolutely not.
Please!
It's a good gift in there. You want this gift.
I mean, I do. That's why I want them to be... I want to get the questions right.
I just want the bomb.
I also, I have this like inexorable urge to be correct about things.
And when pets come up, I'm really worried.
We'll allow you one pole the audience with two choices, obviously.
And one for an affriend?
No.
Reduction, what's the answer?
Enough stalling, first question.
What is the weapon called that Zalatath was contained in?
What?!
You got this.
I believe in you.
The weapon in which she was contained?
Is this in the war with it?
No.
Well then, how am I meant to know that?
You can use your pole the audience if you want.
Well, but I have to give them two options.
Yeah.
It's so tuned.
What was the weapon in which she was contained?
Yeah.
Okay.
You can facial, facial reactions.
Is it a sword of some sort?
Is it a bow?
Is it an amulet?
That's not a weapon.
It's sword?
Okay.
It's kind of a sword.
A hammer, a mace, a long sword, a big sword, a scythe.
Scythe
It's a weapon and it's kind of like a source. What do you do stuff? Can you picture Zaltath holding a big-ass hammer?
No, but she was contained within this. Yeah, yeah, but she also has the weapon
We never made this too hard. Yeah, this is impossible. Like is it the amulet she has around her chest? It's a dagger. Oh
It's the it's a it's a cool dagger. There you go. Okay. Okay. That's what it's called. It's called a dagger
No, I mean the question is imprecise it is called a dagger
You're not gonna get us on a technicality if I say hey, what's it scallop? What's Excalibur, and I say a sword
It's called a sword. All right, let them have that one. Yeah
No the answer of course I wanted to know the weapon was called Zaltath. Oh
late of the black
I thought it was Knifu!
Yeah, Knifu would have been an acceptable answer.
Okay.
Knifu would have been acceptable.
Okay.
It's not a knife, it's a dagger.
True.
This one might be hard too, but we'll see.
Who freed Zalatath from her prison?
This was in the intro cinematic to this experiment that you would have watched because it played when you started playing the video game.
Are you a dirty skipper?
I probably was.
I probably watched it once and I forgot.
Unlucky.
Okay.
The jailer does everything, obviously.
Technically, the Jailer is the puppet master, so we could say...
Well, technically we gave you a hint with the answers to the last question.
Oh, I didn't listen to it.
It's called Zalatath the Blade of Something.
What about the name?
About when that weapon existed?
I mean, it existed in the cutscene.
Why did it exist?
It was Dragonflight.
I assume it's chronological, the way that wow expansions work?
Yeah.
So post Dragonflight, who have you got?
got the baddie dragons and you got the goodie dragons. It's not going to be
chromie. Well to be fair this dagger didn't really exist in either of those
expansions. Okay so was it in that is it something from the twisting nether? Oh
so someone's in the twisting nether. Who exists in the twisting nether? Okay
so you can't nod and you can't shake your head. However could you
mouth out the first letter of the person of the thing person who freed Salatath
Am I allowed to?
Let's ask Jordan this Jordan. Do you know the answer?
No
Okay, so who else
I'll give you some lore because you're you're a relatively newer player, right?
Yes
So, Xaltas lore goes way back to like old gods way back.
Okay.
Void and N'Zoth.
Yes.
That's far back.
So, think about-
Yeah, that's really helped me.
Cause I don't know who the old gods are either.
I know N'Zoth thinks it like-
Okay, I mean that's a good one.
I was like, you think you fifties lore goes way back to-
Yeah, but you could go with that answer if you want.
I could go with N'Zoth.
You could pull Chat.
I've got a nice facial reaction from over here.
Yeah, I'm gonna go with N'zoth. I want chat for the third answer. Okay, that's correct
The last question probably the hardest one
How many toes toe rings three
I'm gonna actually check to see if either two or three I think I have a picture
it give me a second hold on hold on I really have that's a hilarious moment yeah
this is gonna be good just give me a sec I'm gonna do the thing yes it is I knew it
and do three there are three there congratulations the question was how
many toe rings would you lick off the salad toast right yeah okay so I'm sorry
chat I couldn't use you for the cold preamble the box of course yes so
So within this box contained is a gift flown from another country from an award-winning
establishment.
Please feel free to open your box.
I'm very excited now.
Let's go.
Is it award-winning cheese?
It's heavy.
Oh, could be cheese.
Do you want to feel it?
It's like...
All right.
Okay.
It's not that heavy.
All right.
Here we go.
An award.
Okay.
Can I keep the box?
What is that?
I'm pretty sure they're Greg's sausage rolls.
Oh no!
Yeah!
Thank you!
Ha ha ha!
Let's go!
Are you all sick, Greg?
We've got Greg's sausage, but where is Mike?
I haven't had Gregs in years.
Do you want to put that next to you.
I want to keep this.
I'm going to eat some Gregs.
You can talk.
I'll mute my mic.
excuse me 12 Greg sausage this is amazing and there's some beans for you
afterwards okay cool thank you so much for each thank you everyone I've been
told that if you require ketchup you may ask no I don't like ketchup ketchup on
sausage rolls this is I I mean I will like that later but for now we're going
I'm getting crums.
Roar in the wriggling is the, uh...
How bad is... We don't like shoes on the couch.
How bad is crumbs on the couch?
Hmm?
I think you're joining Mike and Alex with Earth and Emote, Earth.
Emote?
All right, savour it.
Tell us what you're experiencing right now.
It looks life-changing.
How am I supposed to do this?
It looks life-changing.
I'm sure everyone has a food like this because sausage rolls from Greggs are not the best
sausage rolls in the world, they're not. 100%. They're not the fluffiest, they're not the
tastiest, the sausage meat isn't the most succulent. However, there is a part of me that
just returns to my childhood when I eat a sausage roll and the pastry that is stodgy and still
moist somehow. The meat that tastes like it is being processed to Timbuktu and back.
I hope for 20p. It reverts me back to my childhood. I'm actually, I might cry.
I haven't had a Greg sausage roll in probably 15 years. Oh. And now I have. What an amazing gift.
Now I have so many of them. Oh. Zalataft delivered the Greg sausage rolls. Those questions
we're flipping hard though lads. Like how am I going to know that?
Ladies and gentlemen it's the moment we've all been waiting for. We've been waiting an entire week
for this. That's right, Mike gets to see a delt. And Gigi's in a dive and look at him casting the
spells so that you can see that Spitfire Fuse tender throwing that dynamite out there. Mike
is of course going to have to sidestep that otherwise a hell of a lot of damage is going
to be coming in. How do you think he's going to be dealing with these upcoming lack
of breath that's coming in, in this part of the...
I can't believe this is a breath.
I'm welcome to the first two days of heroic life.
You live a journey so you keep defending it.
But you tell me a modern country that has everything closed on a Sunday these days.
Outrageous shenanigans with poor...
Ever since I've been here, attitude.
Oh, another neck. Let's fucking go, guys.
Another neck. I've found a neck as well.
Oh
We got beans on toast
Let's go. Thank you
Thank you
Yeah, it smells so bad
Yeah, it's the way they squish. I know Jesus was pop up and say that definitely doing splits, but
I wait until you don't talk before I really just let me set a case. Yeah
They're gonna do splits all day to me
She just wants to say that you're fine, you're not really fine, you just can't get into it.
You just look like an aroi, it's just almost like a combination of Psymox.
Mm-hmm, um, E from...
Ohhhh, no, no.
Of course, I guess he's sleeping.
We saw some of the players who did get timed out will put it that way, to being...
They would ban, don't don't ban them.
Oh, I don't think they would ban.
They would ban you, shit.
Speaking from experience, there is different levels to banning, okay?
We're breaking news.
Now watch the most important question, the most pressing question.
Pressing being the amp word here. When is the laundry returning?
So we have an ETA of tomorrow 1200.
We'll get regular updates and keep you all up to date.
Is it splits for the laundry or are you doing a whole combined?
There's going to be a spreadsheet that you need to follow.
I will email it to you tonight.
And when it arrives, do we get to split the loot between the characters or is it each person gets a random individual?
Yeah, it's gonna have to be a personal loot on this one. I think yeah, that's a shame
But I was hoping to get one of Cush's shirts, I'll be honest, but really don't
But charity and a bit of gambler and some splits this fine day. I will drink my beanie rim juice
As he masticates the beams
Slowly central
Stop it look at you rat
So did you notice how long it took Mike to touch the feet as you say
Right bound horror is gonna be the one staying down in the unseeming 2% left
Let's see what they can do
Oh no, don't let the shield channel!
Come on, keep plowing!
We've got 0.5% left
Oh, the raid is getting so low
Maristare live is time for you to show off
If you are the best player here
Oh, they got so lucky
That's how we start progress guys
Okay, we dodged the web guys, do not die to the web, it would be kind of embarrassing.
Then we are getting ready to clean the web soon, we want to especially clear around the
blue area, we are going to drag the boss for the back part of the area, and do it
on the main area to be there.
Yeah, we got it.
And then we have the...
Oh, it's all coming up, we even have a vehicle of it.
We have one too
One too in here
We're gonna bring it in
No
Watch it
Yeah, I'm really going there
Oh, good
I was so excited
There's a lot of people that went in that were not supposed to go in this
Yeah, we're supposed to stay there
I'm very confused
Okay, we came in
Yeah, watch the webbings
And then we clean the webbings, guys
and then after that we have all remaining people going in safe and
I'm not the problem
go in one to the set if you didn't get far away so far go far
go far
you guys are getting packed out
I'm curious on what's also very hard
we've been both in the middle
D.va this one are coming
Don't be too close, don't they?
Don't you hear the spider?
You spoke to me Chris yourself
Don't die, I thought I was going to deal damage
Yeah same bro, I'll fuck your breath
I mean this charge will kill us, we dodge it
I can phone test it
I take a scout by the way, you can take that one
Of course we're going to focus the big boys
Watch coming here, we dodge.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
And another one, watch out guys.
Killing these boys here.
Then we pick up the bodies, the kebab.
Like we learned in this month.
A lot of bleeds.
A bit, a little bit.
I'll just get the clams from the wok.
I'll get the clams.
And make sure to pick up the brooder guys.
Get off the spider on the board.
On trigger.
Okay, it is.
We need more paper.
We need actually more than 20, so we need to go for another round.
Two left already.
Three blind and dead.
And three more people.
Okay, we're good.
Go, go, go.
Yep.
One more.
He's coming fast.
Okay, we're going into this corner here.
Nothing.
I'm going to get the webs.
Down is a nice means.
And we're of course doing it on blue.
You know us?
No, no, no.
I can't hit him.
We can hit him.
We can hit him now.
Make a good path for your guys.
Make a nice path for you.
It's Lix will sprint.
Only group 1 and 2, yeah?
Last time we had 3 people left, sure.
And go far.
I have the initial one.
Yeah, the initial is of course the Lix winner, Lu.
Go far.
That's really good.
It's a little bit to the left.
That was mechanic actually already.
I think we need to cleanse the webs again.
Okay, so I guess we're in breath.
Oh, something happened. I don't know what happened.
Cleans the end and the remaining people,
smoking here, go to blue on the floor,
giant sprint, giant sprint.
Careful of the web, careful of the web.
Take portal, remember.
And we bring the boss into the middle.
Where?
Over there.
Or do you also have permanent,
Are you going to leave it on screen?
No.
Oh, I do actually.
I also have a question.
You'll notice.
I'll see which way it goes away.
Yeah, that's a wall.
That's the even version of this phase.
I'm not tracking the cleanse right now.
I'll just call one of them and I'll see where they're at.
You tank this one, Robin?
I'll take the other one.
Yeah.
There's another one?
Oh, there it is.
I'll take Skull.
There's more of them.
Let's get it.
Okay.
You want a barrier?
A barrier, yeah.
Actually, we killed the big boys, by the way.
Yeah, the one's killing us.
Watch your charge here.
Beat us, will you?
Can only pick up a pop, if you are...
...killing one out.
Right with the cleanse pain, yeah.
Pop just by low, if I can start again with the cleanse.
Yeah, everyone pick up, yeah.
Yeah, everyone needs to have...
We need 25 in total, so we need to...
...runs out of the way.
in this hot sea you don't have much else
that is rally discuss now
in four more pickups
come and bring it
this time was quicker
i suppose we even quicker than this
i never saw this possible
guys you need to use it
hello
one wins on this
yeah we'll send them the next one
don't trigger the webs
trigger
I'm cleaning blue, we got new weapons and then we clean blue guys
Watch blue of course
I don't know where to clean now
What's wrong?
Get up strong
And we have group one and two
I mean Aaron
Good
I see me
Gank will spread
I'm on bosses
Oh
You get the red damage first
Go for the step
Yeah, he's definitely here
I'm on bosses
The boss cross the boss
Push
I'm one
BOOM!
You can rush move please.
You can pop one.
He's a Rory, so that's group 2.
What is this loss?
Well, he didn't.
Group 1 and 2 are staying here.
Group 3 and 4 move a bit away.
Yep, that's correct.
First or not?
He said we'd have to keep it up.
We're done here.
Going in, group 1.
They're killing the harboring us, of course, guys.
That's the most important thing to stand on.
Yeah, definitely not faster.
Just made up.
And then we're watching the beam come up soon, we're going all over the edge.
We need to be in front of you guys, in front of you guys, I can't turn anymore, okay?
We need to wait a little bit.
Watch this slice, you know?
Wait.
The group is kind of narrow, it's not that much.
What the fuck is going on?
Yeah, a little bit.
That's fine.
We can space?
Yeah, we need to split up, yeah, like, uh...
Yeah, yeah, we're there when the next time we go down, right?
Yeah, yeah, group 2, we're determined where we will split up, yes, let's see.
Just follow your time, guys.
Just follow your time, we're staying here.
We just go, group one we just run yeah, get it though, go the way.
One pop some coolies.
That's good group one, we're here.
They are harboring us inside please, watch your tentacles outside.
Come to the left one, just let me know.
Then we have the beam coming in the inside.
Watching the beam here.
Watching a little bit more.
Oh they are harboring us.
They are only harboring us, there's one ad going in.
I don't know
We do help on the
Then you're getting ready, kill the things inside
Yeah
Also maybe a little bit tight guys, so should hold all, yeah
Have a gateway for us, Wolf
Run away and take the gateway back
Take the gateway back in after
Prepare it
He's barrier and rewind it
And we're going to the left group
Green group go a bit further
Green group be in the move, yeah, to the left as well
Okay, there is an ad opposite where you're going again guys, yeah?
Yes.
There's an ad opposite on your channel
I'm gonna try to burn the boss a bit on your side, okay?
Hmm?
One guy inside, if you come, see the ad's bombing
So I recommend the opposite of you
Yeah, on this ping guys
Uh...
This would be very difficult
Routem is missing or something?
ULTRA running?
Not the RAN
ADC is going
They are stunned
Everything is down
I can see you are stunned
We have 6 seconds only
You are on your side?
Send it home
Kill the smallest guys
Oh my
Invalid, yeah
He was cacking us
How many are there?
4?
Oh, big person
Yeah, big person, really big, really big
This rally is even more than Rodrigo
Now we need to kill the ads over there
You're getting big fucker now. I'm fucking dead. Yeah, I'll bring it to you
Don't stop them. Yeah
Inside movies. I have some fun. Let's go. Let's go. I'm gonna aim the beam a little bit more too. Actually, that's what
I'll be out if you can guys watch the beam
I'm aiming it a little bit more like this. So you guys have it faster access to it
yeah it's fine but it is easy to out go mean I don't want to have a friend
Mike that's fine
do you need to kill the watch as well otherwise the boss is probably shielded
yes yes jeez
yeah I'm left how much inside right no the beam was the beam I did
What's the bad thing about me?
Wiping air?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What's his time?
Oh, he said he gets a healer or something.
No, not time.
He's passing us.
He's got a cast inside.
What's the thing?
He's running the raptor, man.
But maybe I'll have a real work.
You should just kill the boss.
Yes.
Guys, you don't need to rush over.
You can rush someone else, yeah.
Yeah, who has a pump?
EJ.
Just kill only the boss and someone
Just kick the watcher under the boss, under the boss, he's trying to land.
There's no combat wrestlers on our side, unless someone has an engineering item.
Stop kicking the watcher, kill the boss, yeah?
All boss and CCs.
As rest of anyone.
We cannot rest at the moment.
They can't right now, because they're in a different phase.
Amazing.
To see the arts.
All of them are going through
One out going through
I'm kinda weak
A lot of adds soon
Yeah
Fats of death
No thanks, no thanks
We're fine
I'm not surprised, but let's go!
Oh yeah, let's go!
First charge coming. Go around blue guys, form a box around blue. Do not hit hit by the charge everyone else.
Flick sprint autumn.
Don't hit each other of course. Beautiful.
Next one around diamond.
Gank will sprint that one, but the latest airs you can.
Yeah, it's coming now. Now it's good. You see your circle as well. Don't hit each other, don't hit the figures ghosts.
Yes, now claims it.
And then we bring the boss here.
SMH guys.
And Flaypenlux.
Robocelli? Okay, try.
At least one, it's okay.
That's good, actually.
Maybe bring it a little bit closer.
What? And look how much growth.
Yeah, one of the Smiths can just go for him. Three charges now Roar
Go around him and one of the decimates sniped the one in the back
I do. He's in. He's plasma killer
He don't sprint this guy so you run out yourself. And again the Ryzen's barrier
Get in the barrier
Loose the box guys
New charges on blue, around blue.
Tank will sprint it.
And go.
Go and get hit if you're not targeted.
Double hit.
It's exploded.
It's fine.
And use a res.
He resed already.
No, he resed already.
Around blue again.
New charges coming.
Maybe some room.
I should charge it.
Exprint.
I'll go AMZ again now
Kill them with the decimates
That was one far one man
We're getting there I think
Good
Let's see how the...
In your mark maybe?
Yeah
Looking right now
Not like around the room
That was good
Don't get greedy guys, don't get greedy
Me and AMZ
I can't
Nice team's done with the decimates
We'll have to run away
You're looking around.
There's a little tiny person.
Can we A-T as well?
It doesn't work, it's good.
And then you have a new blue.
No sprints for these guys, you need your own shit.
Go go.
Don't get hit if you're not targeted.
Pick the other one.
And your blue.
Thank you sprint as soon as it's ready.
Three, two, one.
Go go.
Just don't snap the other ones of cross-cars.
Don't hit each other.
If you just get charged and fight something, you're fine.
Get rid of decimates, clear everything.
Clear everything with decimates. Use both AMZs.
It didn't hit two. It's fine.
We're doing another one here, of course, guys.
Like, uh...
Yep. You know, this blue.
Yeah. And one of the decimates will clear the old ones after.
Two decimates clear the new ones. Everyone use the personal and the stock.
All the world
Got a barrier?
Every barrier, yeah that's a barrier
Which run far from the sharing, yes
Oh we have one alive now I think
That's not it
Hey on this one you need, on the sweep you need personal skills
Just sell to everything, rush to the other
Personal, personal, personal, personal
Don't have one alive though, I'm sick of it
Ah, oh, dated
Hey, they're new, they're new box, new box, okay
I think you just don't break anymore, just place them
But don't break them, kill them off for the next sweep
Yes, but don't get hit by the charts if you're not targeted
Make sure you're on the right path
Go to blue guys, blue
Don't get hit, don't get hit, don't get hit
Don't get hit guys
Ooh, watch it, don't get hit
Place a new mark
No, no, no, just go on the line, like make a, like this, you know
I marked, I marked it
I think boss might do that
I'm getting nervous now
Yeah, no, but this is easier, you know, do this on the side
How many necks?
One necks
8 points left
First webs in 10 seconds
I will call it strands from now on
strands will go to the left
strands or debuffs, remind us of debuffs now
I know
First debuffs on the first one
strands to the left
Yeah
Drawing tank
What was that?
Get ready for the poison waves soon
Leave Farhouse poison waves as well
and these webs we dodge under us
Give good space, give good space
Watch the webs under us, watch the webs under us. We're gonna lag it soon.
Let's use Nau's role for the lagging always.
You mean platform?
Yeah, yeah.
Take a late game.
Yeah, we're in sparrion.
Take a late game.
Press G1.
I'm getting ads, ads that you oppress them.
and we watch your feet during that so pressing these watch your feet now after
watch your feet and the strands will go left after and janky can sprint strands
to the left are left guys
and then gathering up and watch the poison waves if we need to be one of them
I'm stuck here a little bit more
gonna be ligates now we'll go again
your place here in the boat
this is the Zephyz here as well and getting the darkness in the deal gather up gather in the thing
let's have all of us go to the right
have big mobility you can place left and then run to the right
it's trance coming click sprint to the right boys follow the waves out
make room
maybe rewind it a little
yeah right go to the left
right going to the right now next three of us will go to the left
France will go to the left, still have some sprint, and ending now watch it, and watch
your feet everyone else, breaking, box watch your feet, get into the shit, fuck it, watch
your feet, yeah that's fine, yeah, there's a bit of a tank, we can tank and we can
resurrow I guess the gates, and now we'll roar this, and we're flying again, we'll
Rewind before the thing
That was Raleigh, that was Raleigh
Watch it guys, we're too far ahead
It's Rewind now, yeah, very good
Get in, everyone get in
You can Zephyr, Zephyr Frago
Ads coming soon, with strands going to the right
Thank you sprint in some and you get it
Strands going to the right, basic air press
What are you writing?
Come to the boss, give them room
Okay next adds again and you watch your feet during this, is that your prestige?
I'm amazed in stand-up. I use before two feet.
Is that speed?
Watch feet.
Okay great damage and now we'll roll as soon to the next spot.
No gateway on this guys.
So you rewind to one way, okay now.
You have the totem reset?
I do have it then. I can sprint in here.
We get in the barrier, get in, and then here's the gun.
I think it's poison.
Push the adds coming soon, Velocan or Press.
And Press, Frago or no?
I'll say it, Frago.
Poison waves coming soon.
What you'd love. Nice.
Do you see Rewinders coming?
Watching our feeds soon.
Exit S plus BU, Frago, pressing.
Watch the webs under you.
Watch feet, watch feet, watch feet.
There's time ready, Mr.
I don't.
I have time.
There's no DZ on you.
We need AMZ.
We need AMZ, guys.
Honey Diva.
We need AMZ before you leave.
Just don't walk through too much shit here.
You have to rest up again, yeah?
Yeah, you can rest several,
and you can just the gateway moving.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm down, I'm down.
It's fine.
Just gets perfect, you should be around there.
Get in, get in.
Everyone in, everyone in.
I'm going to rescue, I'm going to rescue.
It will pull you a bit.
Every person.
It will pull you a bit.
It will edge, it will pull you a bit.
Okay, that's fine.
You both to the right, strands to the right.
Click sprint order now.
Yup.
The right, that's fine.
You go to the back middle then after.
That's fine.
This is not even bad.
That's coming soon.
Okay, you can rest a minute.
May see, no press, then stuns.
Nice, nice, nice stuns as well now.
Where are they, what's the time?
Extras to the left
Right, towards the right
And what's feet?
What's feet?
Jack's foot down
What's feet?
Oh, I meant the feet
Did I shot him?
Roger, feet are running, he just executes
That's right, sir
True word
Gosh, damn!
What's this loot?
A rat pallet in with a weapon ready to go, like that's a...
That's an interesting one.
What is that?
Why is chemistry a trash bin?
Robo-chemistry?
What?
He rises?
What's the ritual?
I might be a bee.
It's just a delicious little turd.
Right, you know, there it is.
Nutty.
Beautiful.
Mm.
Thanks, Mike.
Uh, D is for Dalaram.
It exploded.
Oh, no!
Lost!
Take the bus, and it's at four for seven.
Look at that, the Vroom Twister's spawning the last Parasax.
Oh, jump straight to the box.
What the hell?
Damn, he valiantly elected the box.
That is a strong choice.
A strong choice indeed.
That is one of the choices you could have made.
That is the most choice of these five.
You're a patient.
Well, you're going to be fine.
Please, you're worried about it.
Yes!
Kick parts, KJI.
Now let's talk about Charity of the Kids!
There's no way we're going quad DKs.
Cause it is mad if we're not bringing Marco cause he's DK's ass gear.
Very forests of Lordaeron whispered the name.
It's about to get cold in the Roobah Palace baby!
It's about to get real cold!
That's a fail! You failed!
Just rock it in there.
All the way. Come on now. Big time.
There we go. Nearly done.
Oh, here, squirt there, there, all the ice in mate, plop it in, plop that in you girl mate.
We're gonna come real brief, we're just gonna wash our hands, we're just gonna get in the situation.
Oh my god, got the ****!
I'm sending one over to you, G-Fu, it's been stuck, there are the dogpitches.
Yeah, that's fine, I'm waiting for a pull any minute now.
I'm in real!
God bless Echo!
And their lack of ability to pull a boss.
And we are joined by the one, the only, Zalisa, I didn't really judge with me though.
And you didn't make him up, Jay?
He's sorry.
He didn't take his toes.
He didn't break the toes.
What are we saying here then?
What's going on?
How's it going, beautiful?
I feel lovely like princess.
Sorry for so long.
Oh my gosh!
Are you okay?
You're right now.
We have a patient.
Oh, we do?
We need to scrap in right now.
Calm down.
No, I think he's not okay.
Okay, let's have a look at the patient.
I'm going to put the patient on the table.
Oh, that looks bad.
Oh my God, it's real.
It's very bad.
What do you think?
Uh, well, there's a few lacerations to the abdomen, uh, so...
I think it's a proctalgia!
You think it's proctalgia?
You think it's butt hurts?
Okay.
We can have an investigation of the anus.
First up, can you, uh, can you get me masked up and blubbed up, please?
I will, I will, of course. Let me get my gloves on first.
How long have you been working in this hospital?
This is my first time!
I can tell!
I think it's pretty important. I think this is very important.
You're still talking! This guy is dying!
I think this will do. That's the wrong side.
Okay, what do we have? Do we have... Do we have anesthesia here? Is he under?
Yes, yes, he's totally under!
Okay, we need the masks on as well, please, and I need you to drape the patient for me.
I will drape the patient for you in just a moment, Dr. Medic.
Okay, yeah, that's good. Uh-huh.
Yeah, this is... It's gonna be very audible for the people who might be watching from the gallery.
Just put it on, please.
I'm trying my best!
I'm just so nervous.
Thank you.
I think he's dying to the Proc-Dulger!
You learned one word in med school, it's not funny, a man's life is at stake!
Okay, let me investigate.
He's bleeding!
I only have one good eye.
Okay, can you drape the patient for me please?
I'm draping the patient.
The clamps are for the anal fissures.
That's not a drape, that's a medical mask!
The drape's over here, here you are.
I'm draping the patient, I'm draping the patient.
Drape.
We need to be able to access the thoracic cavity, on the side, and then some tape, please,
or some clamps to keep that down.
I want to investigate.
Okay, so how are you feeling?
Can't answer because he's under anesthesia.
That makes sense.
That is how that works.
Probably should have known.
I shouldn't know.
Okay, do we have a scalpel?
We do have a scalpel, Dr. Medic.
Okay, that's a pair of tweezers.
But we can try.
Okay.
As a medical student, can you explain to me where you would access first?
I would access that middle area!
The part of your brain that remembers things?
I would try to do that too!
The middle area, I would...
Who's your supervisor?
I would sow at the middle.
You start with the middle, okay.
You're gonna be fine, Prisha, worry about it.
He has some butterflies in his stomach, so we're gonna try and remove the butterflies if we can.
Is this one of your hairs?
Probably.
It's a bit too short, I think it might be mine.
It's usually here where some sort of hair net for this sort of situation, but here we go.
Okay. Okay.
He's bleeding!
Yeah.
Okay. You're not, you're not very chill.
Okay. Ah-ha!
We have the butterfly removed from the stomach.
No wonder you're the proktaulder!
Butterflies in your stomach would cause proktaulder.
You can also have growth in your stomach,
depending on what you eat.
Usually the hydrochloric acid will remove it for you, obviously,
but doesn't work in every case.
I've seen a bit of broccoli pulled out of someone's lung.
You're talking while he's dying!
We've removed the butterflies.
Okay, I think next I would do the foot.
You do the foot. The left one.
The left foot. Okay, well that's this.
Yeah, okay, this is right.
Okay, this is...
I'm gonna close the woods.
Okay, good job. His Achilles heel is slightly elastic,
but I think we can make this work.
Let's have a try.
Okay.
I...
There we are.
There's an Achilles heel for you as well.
We'll remove that.
Very good job.
Can we have a bit of tape for the wound please?
Come on.
He's saying he's dying and you're not hurrying up.
I'm sorry, what are we doing now?
The tape on the wound!
I'm taping it, I'm taping it.
That's whole area isn't scarred anymore,
but let's check to live with it.
I think he's waking up, I think he's waking up.
He's waking up?
Yes!
Okay, you're still asleep, we're fine.
Ah!
It helped with his pencil hand as well, we got that out, Shruti, there you are!
Thank you so much! Okay, this is great to see.
Great surgical technique there.
Okay, he also has a spanner in his foot that is somehow taped back down to his other foot now.
He needs to be a bit more careful with his taping, here we are. There's his spanner.
Have you noticed any arthrosis? Anything like that?
No, I've only seen Pyrrexia.
Pyrrexia? You think it's febrile?
Yeah, it's some Rhyderia!
I don't think his fever and his nose running are the most important things in the world right now
I'm gonna be honest. He's still got some spare ribs that we must
Sturnotate
Sturnotates I can't even remember what that means. He's got what?
Sneeze he's intubated
Okay, we're gonna get rid of the spare lips.
That explains it.
There we go.
Have a spare.
Oh my god, I'm so mad.
If you stay back for your dog later, that would be great.
I will do that.
Okay, do you think we need to remove this funny bone?
He'll be more like Preach then.
I don't think he has a funny bone.
Yeah, okay, very much like Preach.
Yeah, it's true.
We shouldn't be laughing.
This is serious medicine.
I think there might be some laughing gas in his room.
Yeah, quite possibly.
We do have a broken heart.
Afraid that that's going to be quite difficult to extract here.
Do you have him on bypass?
Yeah, I bypassed him multiple times.
Okay, let's just ignore him and walk into another room apparently.
Yes.
Oh, this is a toughie.
You're not really helping them, I'm going to be honest.
I'm still looking up on YouTube how to do...
There we are.
We got rid of his heart.
An operation.
Good job!
Are you supposed to get rid of the heart?
If we're trying to be preach, it makes the motion...
OH NO!
NO!
LICK IT OFF!
I think we saved him.
Oh my god, we did it!
High five.
Thank you so much, doctor.
Let's go.
I cannot believe it.
Okay, he might be dead now.
He might be dead now.
Just give him more beans, fuck.
We removed his heart, and beans are good for the heart.
Let's listen in with wave.
But at the start, we are so clean, like it was so clean on these initial egg cracks, right?
And then they missed a word.
They get on the fucking floor!
That was the classic cast of curse, waiting down here.
I'm down here.
Oh, these toes are so tasty, Jesse.
I'm nibbling on that.
Yank, yank, yank, yank.
Yank it with your...
I don't like feeding you, but...
Oh my God!
Oh, Lord.
That is instant...
Oh, Lord.
Oh my god. Oh no. That is instant pain. Okay. Let me just um... Oh.
Alright. He leads our reign. He is Scrape. Do you like green eggs and wipes? I do not
like them, says her Scrape. I do not like green eggs and wipes. I do not like them
with a Roger. I do not like them with a spider. I do not like them with a
the worm, I do not like them, I confirm. I do not like them in a raid, I do not like
them, I'm afraid. I do not like green eggs and wipes. I do not like them, said, so scribe.
How intently Roger is staring at the screen saying, can I see the swoles? Can you see
the swoles? Under 10% for Echo A monumental. From them.
Oh, he's getting worse.
He's getting worse.
I think drinking the milk would spread it around the mouth.
That's what I think I did that.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Yeah, goodish.
Yeah, no, good for that.
This is my third shoe in a row.
I'm just putting shit in my mouth.
God, I am so fucking erect.
Huh?
I'm hyped, I'm in.
What?
You guys have been asking as to, you know,
how strong Canex is in this particular encounter.
So I've had a little bit of a look,
the look and um I can show you exactly what purpose he is fulfilling with the
help of production here okay what is my purpose you kill worms and give mark of
the wild oh my god yeah welcome to the club now huge book for a lot absolutely
massive and you can see one or two changes one or two minor changes to how
they're pulling that and that boss is dead thank you so so much and we have
raised an amount that I think have we yeah we've broken ten thousand no way oh my
$10,000
hey what the chat big round of applause everyone
round of applause
yeah see I prefer I do prefer six big ones yeah came out run didn't it
only two easy for us saved
We are all tied up here in Cologne, Ekko has managed to do it in good stead before they
go to Dive.
Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's time that we all, you, I, Geith and everyone in the
chat, can we salute our boy Canix, who is likely to not see any more of this range.
He did his job, he paid his dues.
My moon came.
As he gazes into that doorway, he knows his own borrowed time.
Might not be over for him, but for now, it's definitely over for me.
I think it's awesome.
I walk alone, we've roped.
Welcome to your first race to World First, Cax.
There it is!
Oh, yes, fuck!
Okay, so then let's find...
I just thought the line was not...
That's not a tag, I'm gonna like that.
Huh?
Okay, I'll be right back.
Also, surprise me.
Let's look at yourself.
Welcome to the kill video, it's fun.
And this is coming for...
For nuts.
That's really great as ever.
We're like rallying, tell a place.
We're going up, yeah.
We're spreading.
We're spreading again.
Lots of blades.
Get your doubles, push on damage guys.
How's he feeling?
Respreading.
Little blades.
If you don't have it, you prespread premium.
Hello TD.
Hit your eggs.
How's he be ready if you need?
Blasting boss.
Watch your feet.
Hello blades.
Respreading.
Hit your feet there.
Watching feet again.
Remember health potions free here.
Hello blades.
Traverse rally.
Hit your X, hit your doubles, be spreading
I'm not a TDI
Leave good guys
That's the place coming
Be spread
That's the TDI
Hit your doubles, watch your feet
Hit your focusses and watch your feet again
Yes, be perfect
Be clean
I'll be back with the metastons
Be spreading
The washing kit
Tell it later
Be watching
We don't have egg bricks, we'll pre-spread the premium.
Hello CD, and be ready with everyone to watch your feet.
Watching feet and cleaving good.
Lazy play is going.
Keep watching, watching again.
Pre-spreading now.
Lazy CD.
Keep watching and moving soon.
We're like one and a half percent ahead guys, like I said.
Let's play safe.
Watch feet.
Look at blue and green quick, and then watch quick feet again.
Have a place to in
Pull that rally hit your eggs now
And watch feet what your focus is up watching feet pots and pre-spread
kicking
That would be watching feeds
over
Me next next this time marks are up
But you feed though and blues far. That's the place coming be spreading. We're sending star home
Mini
She's coming
If you don't have it
Hello TD
I'll treat here
That's rewind
No, watch feet
Triple kicks, yeah
Press swag
Keep kicking
One by one
Pick up purple
This one
Alright.
He's spreading now.
He's spreading.
Oh, he's spotted him on the ground.
I don't know.
Back up next.
Upstats where you can.
Nice.
Release the worm now, Dennis.
Watch feet, watch feet, watch feet.
Very tight.
That's an E-mail.
Okay.
You have blasted the worm.
Just hit it.
Yeah, just started it.
Mainly.
Yeah, watch feet, watch feet, watch feet.
The boys in the middle.
Alright.
He's just spotted him.
That's him, but please spread him.
Draw his...
And feet, what's feet?
Thank explosion, what's your feet?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Good.
Fine, you take it.
Be watching feet, guys.
Three seconds again.
Make sure to go in the room before you go to the team.
Feet.
After next feet, you're spreading out a bit.
Heading below.
Feeding.
Feet.
And...
I'm pre-spreading.
Hello everyone.
Be amuling.
Everything, kill him, please, push him.
No push inside.
Don't die.
Don't die inside.
Keep the climb up.
And if he's...
Can't rest.
Stay alive.
Aim these.
Aim these, aim these, aim these.
I have a lot, I have a lot.
I'm gonna take rest.
Return please.
Also...
Watch.
As I've already done.
We are all tied up here in Cologne!
Echo has managed to do it in good stead before they go to bed
Scary alright, we've got floor medic right now after adjusting the camera
Slythering across the floor I need you to zoom in on me as well, and I'll show it off
We can maybe go to my
Oh
chip challenge there we go other hot chip challenges are very scary so yeah
this um what does it say so it is the world's hottest chip spiced with unique
mix of the hottest natural chilli peppers in the world oh my word why have we done
this just gonna open it just to see what's like in the inside oh okay it's
sealed not again we're not going through this again why have I done this you
love spicy things on the inside it's
shaped like a coffin on the inside very
ominous any last words why is it getting
worse and this like a series gets worse
oh that's like a little tattoo and we're
getting a tattoo we go to the pain so
you said you wouldn't get a tattoo
right yeah these awesome and here's
the chip one for the arm yes yes so let's have a little scale comparison hot
sauce wise I'm saying that as if you can't hear me I assume you can't hear
speaking to a bitch okay so oh my word yes Mitch is gonna explain it to us
because I think he's a little bit more of a connoisseur than your eye a bit of
an aficionado it's hot it does look hot testing I can hear you don't know if
you're okay hello okay so if you guys remember in sepulcher yes the hot sauce
challenge we did. I believe that hot sauce was 15 million schoolable units.
15 million? What was the barbecue sauce? Because that's the one I had then that was really fine.
I can't remember. Yeah, sweetbells are the bomb. I don't remember what that one was but just comparatively
that was like way off the charts. It was like ridiculous. Okay. So law enforcement pepper spray
is apparently in the range of two to five million. Okay. Excellent. You're gonna be basically be
eating what you'd be pepper sprayed with oh delicious yeah oh anyway yeah
that sounds great you should be pretty good oh we have milk on standby yeah we
don't have anything else though so that's fine sorry it's very spontaneous yeah
that's fine I mean get off the whole because I believe you're supposed to
put the whole package in I'm not sure though we can look up a video if you
No, it's fine.
We need a tutorial like milk.
It comes with lots of little things in here.
It comes with a glove?
Yes.
Wait!
Don't wait!
I just want to mention this to you guys because this is serious, right?
When you're doing this, please make sure you don't rub your eyes.
Don't put your fingers anywhere near your eyes.
I would probably use the glove.
Okay.
And we will bring you some wet wipes afterwards so you don't accidentally touch anything.
The instructions aren't clear.
Yeah.
I'm kidding. Alright, so gloves. This is scary. I'm so excited. I'm really looking forward to this actually. I do like spicy things, but I don't think this is going to be nice.
It says can you have it normally it settles after around five minutes. We've got four minutes of pain so four minutes before the end of our shift that's what we'll do it so you can see the full pain scale.
Oh no looming. Shall I read a little bit more about them?
Oh yeah, that would be wonderful.
So me and Jordan are going to be eating these chips.
It says, um, warning.
Or after good start.
High capsaicin content.
Product is not intended for children.
Oh sorry, I guess I won't be doing it then.
Pregnant and nursing women, that's me out.
Keeping out of reach from children.
Avoid consumption if you are allergic to capsaicin
or have health problems, especially gastrointestinal
problems, stomach ulcers, or cardiovascular disease.
What if I have a problem with walking into door frames?
This might help.
Avoid eating on an empty stomach.
Good thing we had lunch.
Yeah.
During the consumption, we strongly recommend that you use protective gloves, including
the packaging, and avoid drinking carbonated drinks.
Okay?
If you have long-lasting breathing difficulty after the consumption, search for medical
assistance where you've got medic nearby.
Yeah.
Three.
There we go.
Recommended surfing is half of the chip.
Okay.
To cool down spiciness, we recommend to drink milk or eat dairy products. I like that
Does milky bar count?
That's all I need to know. Milk's in the name, so yes. And it is chocolate. I'm sure it's dairy in there.
Consider carefully whether you can really handle high level of spiciness
Yes, you got it
You got it. It's gonna be awful. It's gonna be the best. I love that. That's gonna be great. I'm very excited.
I like this in a little coffin
any last words yes I'm suggesting half a chip I think yes yeah is it I don't know
let us know production what chat saying about that whether or not that's
actually we're going off of what the box says so if it's saying no then we'll
do a poll. Actually, what was the poll?
Well, what's the point of voting to do a whole chip? There's no way anyone's going to vote.
Oh, yeah, no, that's the point. More spicy or less spicy.
Thank you. Half the chip. Oh, no, they should just do the whole thing.
When would they ever vote for the other option?
Yeah, okay. There are some.
Like, what we can do is we can start with half.
And then if we feel that we can go again, we just do another half.
Go for more. We have got more chips.
We'll see how it goes. I should really like spicy though.
I'd like to say that he was gonna do the spicy chip as well.
Well, I think the idea is that we don't do it at the beginning of shifts because it might screw us up.
Talking of which, what time is it?
Okay, we've got 20 minutes until me and Jordan are gone, so we'll be doing it in the next...
20 minutes until Doom.
Probably we'll do it in the next 15 minutes or so.
Okay.
The last 5 minutes because apparently...
The immediate whole vote.
Because apparently the effect should last no more than 5 minutes.
So if we do it five minutes before the end then if we can survive the whole five minutes
You can go through that journey with us and if we can't then oh well, we're getting our ship a little bit early
Play-by-play cast once we've had the chip. I was hoping that we'll be able to cast something
But yeah, there is yeah, I guess we could play by play cast the splits
Or after this boss
For the boss ship for the boss. So we gotta go now. Can we get like some milk in here?
We've got to also use the glove because you are wonderful charity
Donators I'm gonna take my glasses off mini-gold that we set for us to have the chip roulette
challenge
Millions go bald I think I think jazz jazz suits
Yep
chaotic spicy jazz time
perfect
Okay, so we're gonna have this chip. Oh, yeah
If you want I can just take and hand it to you.
You're going to feed me a spicy chip.
We might need like some sort of, let's just move the red balls at the moment.
Yeah, just some sort of receptacle for some spittage perhaps.
We have like some tweezers.
Okay, so here we go.
We've been through.
Yep, so fingers away from the eyes.
Ideally what I'd do is that I'll just hold it, you can bite it.
Yep, and then I'll take the other half, okay?
What if I dribble on it?
I'm actually worried.
That was the worrying part.
So this is a 2 and 1 half thousand scoville
chip because you guys made it to 9 and 1 half thousand.
You actually broke through that and got to 10.
Oh my god, is this going to be a?
2 and 1 half million, sorry.
2 and 1 half thousand, 2 and 1 half million.
Oh, it smells.
It's got a funky look to it.
Do you want to take a good picture of that?
That's bad, I think.
that shit. It really smells. Okay, so what I'm going to do is I'm going to try and just
clunk it in half a bit. Yeah, maybe like break it. Would you be happy for this piece? Yeah,
for example. All right. Okay. So I just did you want to join kit with your I don't like
feeling you but oh my god oh my god oh lord that is instant pain okay thank you
holy mother of God it feels like Satan is having a party in my mouth okay how
What are you doing?
We are rewelds, we are rewelds, I love charity!
Oh, okay.
We're burning!
The thing is, is that the initial hits crazy, then it settles for a minute.
Do you like some milk?
It settles for a little bit.
Let's see what happens. Apparently it builds in intensity over time.
So...
And they're right, it does!
I can feel...
Careful.
Ha ha ha ha!
I love it here.
It just doesn't stop!
what does it taste like if you lick lava
it's like just spiky pain like if you ate a cactus pain smith a cactus
spikes oh it's getting worse hang on i think drinking the milk would spread it around the
mouth that's what i think i did that
it's like oh the milk is not normal milk either which means not normal milk i don't know that
That tastes like the fake milk.
Oh God, that's so much worse.
Oh man.
Did the milk mean it worse?
Oh no.
Oh yeah, for sure.
Yeah, delicious.
Yeah, no, I'll go for that.
This is my third shoo in a row
where I'm just putting shit in my mouth.
I get that rest by it and then just the stinging.
It just comes through and waves it.
It is, it is in waves.
Right on the tip of my tongue,
all of the root of my mouth
and it's also still getting worse.
I can almost not, like my tongue feels numb.
I don't know if that makes sense.
Oh my God.
What have we done?
Oh, that is so much spicy.
I think that's the spiciest thing I've ever had.
I think I can see into the future.
Spoilers, it's hot.
It's hot.
It's my laugh, it's pain.
Oh, I never knew breathing could hurt.
Thanks for reaching 9,500, everybody.
Yeah, cheers, everyone.
Ooh, it's starting to settle.
It's starting to settle.
It's a liar.
Okay, well, I'm not looking forward to the future because I imagine
Is in the future at least I think I think I think I've only I think we've only one half the battle here Jordan. Oh
I can like my ears are ringing
Why are my ears ringing? I can taste it in my feet. I have like a cold
It's enough about Sally toes
That is nuts, you didn't even try healing anyone else, I'm just healing myself.
That's it, that's the whole fight, you've seen everything.
Now they just need to do that with some more damage.
Yep.
No, that's Kenix.
No way.
Oh, it does seem like we've had a couple new changes.
All right, so now we're swat away.
I mean, good pull though, good pull.
Push come over here, Libby Massage.
No don't give me a round
Oh no!
Run!
He's laughing!
I feel like he's going to roll a 3 for real
Hopeful now he goes down
Look at the face
Come on dude!
Great and there we go
We've seen the N-Race
This is really happy, that's it
That's the entire fight
Although they have got a solution
What you do the same thing over again?
With the food at the dinner, you just need to swallow your mouth and mic for a second.
Although you have a solid one.
What you'll see if we can jump on over to the desktop catcher is we have
Mammoth tanking in the middle here, we have Xalatef in the top right corner, obviously watching over us.
Unfortunately the obelopes were covered in lead paint.
They've really done another bar.
Have you heard of Bridgeton?
This is ecocious and I guess you can see just how much damage begins coming out of 20.5, 20.4, 20.3
And I think that's it, all done, 20.2, Mary's eating that last little bit of damage down, 20.1
I don't think we're getting below it, 20 on the dot, eeey
This has been a slow wormage of a way too.
The bullet was already on the skin when it started and it's gone millimeter by millimeter
through.
There's been no shooting here.
It has been a doodle, a trundle, a trudge perhaps.
A meandering car taken through those interruptible worms alongside the eggs with the parasites
slowly infesting our very souls.
and now moving into the grasp of the nether that has been Kivesa. It has been a joy to
my whole, but also an experience of nightmare-ish monstrosity. I've loved every second of it,
but mostly I've loved the beans.
Damn dude, did you actually want to do it?
I said I'd do it. It's only fair, I said I'd do it.
Do you want me to speed run it or should we introduce it?
Well you can introduce it, I'll get ready, you introduce it.
So this is a challenge that does make it way worse.
So there we go.
This is a challenge that we were doing yesterday, I think, and Jordan and I had half a chip
each.
Because we got to $12,500.
We did get to $12,500 for our wonderful, wonderful charity Games for Love that is helping
children in developing countries get the life-saving care that they need in hospitals
and kids who are in hospital.
What?
realize it's shaped like a coffin. Yes, I didn't realize that the whole time. Any last words.
BST guys have been raising an incredible amount of money. So thank you so, so much. We've got some
awesome things coming up. Don't read, just eat. I wanted to see the challenge directive. I have
to put on the glove. I have to open it carefully and then eat it. Suggested serving is half a
chip. So I will be eating half a chip. I will not be eating a whole chip. Me and Jordan or
Jordan and I had half a chip each. Yes. And it was sufficient. Yes. It was fine. The goal
is to handle heat for five minutes without drinking or eating, apparently. Oh, really?
So I'm going to attempt that. I did not within moments. My gullet... This will be very much
an attempt. I had Tabasco a couple of days ago and that hit the back of my throat and
made me almost vomit on the show. So I can't remember the last time I had Tabasco.
It was a shot of Tabasco, a full shot with three beans in the bottom of it as a punishment.
The surprise beans the surprise beans that almost made me vomit
Well, I feel bad leaving you but I'm not gonna have one of those chips you're gonna have to no you have to fill the gap
Um, no, I think it's bad that the gap is filled just with pain
Just the sheer pain of it. I just agree with that
But so here we go. Are we gonna have a custom camera or you guys?
Hold on, but you've got to hold your horses here
It has a very potent way as well. I'm gonna because I don't want to get anything on anything anyone else might touch. Yes
yep so we're gonna make it so that you're not touching your eyes or anything
like that but you can see medic going in how do i half this um just bite into it i suppose mate
if you're wondering how to half it okay are we ready three two one that's a big bite that's
more than half well done i'm gonna move that down for you if that's okay yep there we go
how are you feeling oh i might as well finish it now well if you want to okay that's a full
That's a double dosage
How's it going?
This is two and a half million Scoville, by the way. Oh, this is like eating a pepper spray. Oh God
Mmm, are you sure kicking isn't that hard?
It really fun to it certainly loads your social barriers. I didn't mention
Yeah, I'm just gonna sit here
That's that's kicked in real hard. I'll bless you look into the camera so help the tears
I just got a hiccup. There's just a thing. How's it taste?
It doesn't really taste this is something I really dislike with spicy food
But it's just deliberately spicy
Because it just hurts like good Indian food when it's spice well. It's not delicious. Yeah
But this is just painful.
How do you handle spices normally?
I'm usually a good spicy Indian food.
I'm salivating quite a lot like.
You do really well.
A good spicy Indian dish, you know.
Very tasty, love it.
But it has to be well cooked spices.
This is just deliberately trying to kill you.
Yeah, it's there just as a challenge.
You've done so well.
I'm very...
It looks like you're still going through it a little bit.
I'm crying a lot.
I mean, it's meant to be five minutes long.
Yeah.
been like 20 seconds. It's actually been far longer than that. You're seeing time has got a little bit
it's just all numbers and yeah, are you seeing into the future yet? Yeah, the next pull is the kill.
Oh, there we go. Knowledge gained. Would you like some milk? I'm actually okay. I think
you're gonna set back down into it. I mean, we can do some whipped cream. I feel like
Jordan's some Tabasco with it. I'm good. I'm very impressed. A round of applause.
How long is it beat? Oh, I need to wash my hands though, because I'm not going to miss that. Can you mute my mic?
Uh, tell you what, um, what we'll do if you already want it.
Yeah, let's have a little listen when we wave. Well done. I'm super impressed.
Radva Pulse will be back very soon as we're going to be jumping into the...
My friend was coming over and he's that guy who's always, always winning Mortal Kombat.
So I told him to... get ducked.
Yep.
Even if the path was a little bit scuffed.
Yeah, you can see what happened to the eternal night with the damage of pulsing out across the raid
So maybe Nautra doesn't die
How long did he go there for? That was crazy
Sampin's a fooch, Jor
They're excessive shenanigans
We've been doing a little investigating
I've got a scoop
Something's going on, don't you tell me otherwise
I've been, I know, I've been on the internet
We have no idea what's going on, but there is something suspicious.
Oh, nice!
Nice, Gingy. Gingy's been very much on form. Who is getting through those gaps?
A new best for Echo. Wall life doing everything he can to get that boss that little bit lower.
Meres refusing to fall into the twisting nana.
But unfortunately, death comes to us all. Meres has the boss down to 8.5% of percent.
Mer is finally falling 8.74%
A new best for Echo
I think Revez is about 78 years old
That's my theory, because we've never seen him in person
He's never come to any event
He's been here for years
He always rocks
I guarantee he sits there with a cigar
A pint of bitter
And a brown shirt
And he's just like
Kill it
Mosh
So what you need to do is
Every game when you get into chat
You need a copy-pasted message
What it says is, dearest teammates, I am much better than you are.
So if you could please just focus on playing around me, that would be advisable.
If you do not do this, I will run it down because you are wasting my time and I deserve
to be in challenge.
Kind regards, and every time they make a mistake, you copy paste that, put it in again, and
if they mute you, you start pinging, it's like, hey, I'm paying attention to you.
I was just wondering if kindly you could explain why you are so trash?
They sent me an Amazon wish list on it was one item, just a brook.
That is legit funny.
So Mitch has been hearing phantom footsteps for weeks in a room occupied by Chris
and he's not doing any something at all, which leads me to believe that Jesse's a ghost.
Please pull the boss.
6.8% for the bowler right now.
This is going so well.
Half the raid remaining alive with 5.7.
We have a few more seconds before the final eclipse hits and clears the floor.
April is getting hit by the last one.
This is the big hit.
We'll have a few people lift.
Narco alive.
Mears alive.
Nice means alive.
Rebis as well.
Nice means the last deep hits alive as the boss is at 5%.
Running around with Setherwok with the duck.
Chicken.
Oh, what a pull.
They should be very happy with that.
The boss going down sub four percent, 3.9 percent something,
smiles across the faces of the players in Echo.
I still feel like it would be worth trying.
I don't know if I've tried it reasonably.
I think it'd be worth trying one poll where Kara wasn't on the couch
since every poll since she sat down and it's in Curse.
Yeah, I'd like that.
Okay, Luke.
Maybe at the desk or take a little break.
The question is, will they con-
No! She stayed on the couch too long!
We'll be back tomorrow around 8th for the show to pick back up.
Thank you everybody. Good night.
Are you not listening to me?
I called for the show to end, Mitch!
Mikey, you all know how to play.
We cannot play this game.
We can't play this game.
Respect.
I'm saying we cannot play at zero.
Okay.
Man, I will make sure we play at zero.
0.1 is fine, 0.2 is fine, but zero is not fine.
We're gonna check him too. I'm gonna go.
That's some crazy min-max, huh?
This is 0.1 second.
World market charges?
Do the world markers?
All relatives?
All relatives positions?
Watching feet?
I'm watching orbs.
Middle charges coming?
Through the middle?
Watching feet, watching orbs. Get to your spots. Marker charges coming, with award markers, also relative positions.
Watching feet, watching orbs. Middle charges coming, through the middle, being spread.
watching feet, watching orbs, mission soon, hit your spots, and Zef is now
That'll rewind the game.
What else you have to do?
It'll be on the cast basically nothing.
Respecting, by far.
World marker charges coming.
World markers.
Also the positions.
Watching feet.
Watching more.
I'll just text behind your text.
Here's your job.
Yeah, done it.
Okay.
Nice one as well.
I'm fine.
Middle charges soon, bottom up if you can.
Middle charges, through the middle, which I think we got twice in a row I think.
Shots of healing on these guys, most of the time.
Watching feet, staying spread, watching feet.
Watching orbs.
Spiraling kit.
Got a run here.
We just hand out, don't know what we have.
Last intermission coming.
come in.
Remember the paradoxes in this phase as well.
Is there a line?
Yes.
Is there a Jolly?
Is there a Portana?
Yes.
That's very helpful.
15 seconds.
This is it!
100% they're getting an absolutely crazy amount of damage out of the boss.
They're trying to take them out and be a clinch for this not enough of an echo
and manage to catch up to Liquid as the boss goes down.
15 seconds.
This is it!
18 seconds.
This is it!
100% again an absolutely crazy amount of damage out as the boss is trying to take them out
with a clinch but it's not enough as Echo and managed to catch up to Liquid as the boss goes down!
There we go, look at that! That is not okay. This is so not okay. And the fact that you mentioned it
and the fact that you brought it up is also not okay. If you or a family member is suffering
from League of Legends, there are ways you can get help. First off, reaching out to other
friends or finding a support group in your area. Secondly, Installing BattleNet and the
world of Warcraft add-on can allow you to get out of that spiral.
What is he giggling about? He's really enjoying himself! What's happening? Just loves this
boss, that's what it is.
Laughing at how easy the range is usually. Like literally laughing at looking at a range
POV and just like doing so much work.
That was perfect. He just had death sitting and coming down.
That was your new best pull.
That is not okay.
I'm so sorry.
Tons of guys have this problem.
It's not a big deal.
And welcome to Who's Mastery.
I forgot who's in there.
That's what it was me.
The game where the points are like healers.
They just don't matter.
Things you can say in a raid
that you cannot say in the bedroom.
cannot say in the bedroom. Okay you go do splits with Jinji I'm gonna pull someone else.
Same question. Can you explain in detail why you failed the last time. If you've never
followed the race before I don't even play World of Warcraft which of course many of
you do the everything will reset for us in the EU on Wednesday it will be Tuesday for
the US because they are desync because yeah we have had an enormous one thousand
dollar donation from Mini's mom I'd love to tell you your son is wonderful
oh my goodness I can't even there's a lot of overlaps here I think you were
very much right this is gonna be very much an overlap phase yeah it's a
The intertipid production put there to give us some context here is the HP when they came out of phase is the amount of HP Kai Bezzah had.
What?
As we have a datamined secret cutscene, why don't we see this super-amazing datamined cutscene spoilage?
Whoa! What is it?
I wonder.
It's almost over.
Is that Sally Deeds?
Your ambition was rare, you know, yet to spank even if you trained your own mother in it.
Sure you are.
Oh, not a bean!
Oh, nice.
Nothing.
When did it kick in? Is it like a slow burn?
Shut up!
Oh, there it is!
Oh my!
Merry Christmas!
You look like you've made a mistake!
Do you feel like you've made a mistake?
I'm fine!
Would you like to take a little break?
Yeah, I'm gonna get a nap.
Alright?
Yes!
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
You're gonna spit again?
You need to learn to swallow!
And on that bombshell, we'll pick you a Jew for the night.
Indeed.
Good night, everyone.
Tomorrow.
I have to administer a spanking.
Hello everybody and welcome to Who's Nasty Anyway!
I forgot who's in there man, I forgot who it was B!
The game where the points are like healers, they just don't matter.
I'm joined today by Preach, somehow the most popular cat spirit, despite hating cats, loving feet, always smelling like beans.
Alex, our own personal Bob Ross. Anytime you see him in a key, first he says everything's fine, happy little accidents and then he dies.
Yeah, that's about right.
Jordan, aka OK Mage, actually short for OK,
Red's the Mage again.
Time!
Megura, one of the smartest moon compliers in the world,
which is like being the highest augmentation of ochre
on the details meter.
Nobody cares.
Oh!
And we've got Medic joining WoW from the League of Legends
scene, funnily enough.
When he joined the cast, all of us
said, wow, until we saw his play.
How much was it?
LOL.
Oh!
That was so many likes.
That's very good.
And we're here to joke about World of Warcraft a global game that recently settled the debate
about metric versus imperial. Blizzard has made it clear they are only interested in
feat. I'm your host Jesse, let's have some fun!
I'm going to ask some questions or set up a scenario and call on one of our contestants
to answer. We'll start with an easy one. Medic.
Oh god. Oh my god. God bless you.
Can I quickly check? You guys can hear me in your headsets, right?
Yeah, should speak okay, cuz I can't hear myself so I was just
Oh shut up the sidestime. I have this
Oh, he's got tech issues
He's got skimpy, he's got tech issues
Medic, things you can say in a raid that you cannot say in the bedroom
Okay, you go do splits with Jinji, I'm gonna pull someone else
Look girl, same question
Is it in the bad room you said?
Yes, things you can say in the raid but not in the bedroom
bedroom? Well, can you explain in detail why you failed the last time?
Alright, moving on to Mike. What the officers are actually talking about during the frequent
breaks? Oh, that's easy. Yo, for real, do we really need to have Canucks in here? Like
I nearly won't take your crystal in this.
Alright, Jordan, what would Jaina put in her Tinder bio?
I lured you out here because you have no option but to swipe.
Oh!
That's not fair.
I'm going to wipe Alex.
That's not fair.
It also works. It depends what part of Tinder you're on.
Alex, act out for us what Anduin was actually doing during Dragonflight.
Oh, being a healer sucks, no one likes me, Jesse doesn't even play anymore, I don't even
love the light anymore, it's me and I'm so sick.
That was right, that's what he did right?
That's exactly what I'm showing.
Well, wonderful.
Alright, Medic, things you can say playing wow that you should not say at work.
Oh god, I don't have anything good.
That's a rough one.
There's gold there somewhere.
We've got a mine for it.
Things you can say playing around that you can't say at work.
Yeah.
Ooh, this is such delicious food.
No!
No, no, no, no.
There is no God.
Reach.
Things you can say about your alts that you cannot say about your children.
I say a lot about my kids.
No, I really love this one.
Oh!
Oh, damn!
Wow!
It took a while to sink in, but...
They don't even heal!
Really?
No!
They're all clean healers.
I'll screw them, dude.
All right, the remainder.
We will be doing charades.
One caster will act out what I give you, and the others will attempt to guess what
it is.
And I'm going to pick on Kero first.
With an easy one.
Yeah?
Don't take your shoes off please.
Wait no wait.
Hold on.
We know what it is.
I need a towel.
We need a way to convey to you.
We need a way to convey to one of you.
That's a good one.
How do we get one person?
How do I get one person? Can I... Mitch, can you tell the one person I tell, the prompt?
Okay, alright.
All right.
Damn.
Now, now I'm picking on Jordan.
Oh, hold on.
Please stand by.
As we're doing a little push-to-talk action.
Routing the information through our audio software.
Yes, he actually has some pre-work out down there on the desk.
Of course, he was on to something.
Alright.
So Jordan's being given a prompt now, she has to act it out without using words, and then you guys have to guess what it is.
Okay.
Giving you some space.
Okay.
Is it a clown?
Okay.
It's a box.
A box?
Yeah.
You're opening up.
Great fault.
There it is!
Oh!
Nice.
Damn.
Which means he gets to go next.
Okay.
Alright, so this is to Mike Mitch.
I don't like the uncanny silence.
What people don't realize is Mitch is actually just standing under the desk.
We should have acted it as a rule a few years ago for other reasons, but now they just do it anyway.
Mike now receiving his prize. Can you fact this out?
Come on boys, we can do it! We just have to focus up on you!
Gingy!
You're not allowed to speak!
What?!
Have you never played show arts?
No, that probably wasn't invented when you were born.
What I used to do was get some coal and describe it on a board.
It's easy though.
And the coal was from Santa, obviously.
I mean, why bring it up? It was a rough time.
It's a sad time.
Can we talk about the dogs again?
It is user.
You've been given a prompt.
Oh, God.
Um, okay.
Okay.
It's a little...
It's a dog!
Oh, hunter!
Like a hunter pet!
There it is!
You should have barked.
No noise is allowed.
You don't know the rules in this game.
Oh, damn.
You got full into that.
That was very wasn't a test for the camera angle.
camera angle I realize I just face and you guys cut it over almost a sassy yeah
oh damn one coming from the girl now all right oh it's like a staff or a
scythe wait what did the which King uses their weapon okay wait hold on
Aatrox drinks from arcane okay you're picking something up and then there's
the tornado oh you found something you found some treasure you found some
amazing oh it's what just someone
ice cream I really like see nothing no epic drop attack the person you hit goes
Spiraling but I have no idea what that's about.
Why are we put in a channel?
Are you calling medical name?
Yeah.
This is very difficult.
This is a famous chat meme, as well as being looped.
Oh.
Are you doing your gaga goo?
French.
It's like a priest weapon.
What?
You said look holy.
A famous chat meme.
What from chat meme?
I don't go in chat.
Wide Nessie.
This is not the slushie.
Oh.
All done.
That was...
You're doing your DPS like a touchdown.
Thunderfury, blessed blade of the Windseeker.
Oh, that's a lesson!
That was pretty good.
That was the good switch.
I should have taken Baron's chat.
If I knew wow, I'd be disappointed in myself.
Alright, one last prompt going around this way.
Starting with you, Alex.
What production actually says to the casters?
Oh, most of the time, heinous things.
What would you like me to choose?
Most of the time is please Alex, just read the ad read once correctly,
stop making stuff up, that's not the code.
Jordan, my production is actually telling the casters.
No, you cannot have cheese delivered!
Mike, my production is actually saying to the casters that
we have so many beans, Mike, you are never leaving this channel.
Carol, what have you been told by production?
All they ever say is do you want more nuggets?
Like nuggets?
Aw, I'm excited.
They've been offered me one!
And Medic, what Mitch has actually been telling you?
Uh, yeah, so my room is 307.
If you just come over after the ball, you'll see the result.
Thanks everybody, that's been our show.
Who's cast is it anyway?
Yay!
I thought we were supposed to lie.
But an excellent new best pull for Echo,
They're not necessarily because they got further in phase 3, it's just because of how disgusting they did in phase 1 and 2.
That was some really really nice damage, and it's the damage they need to get out of this fight overall.
Oh!
20!
Okay, one more, it can do one more.
And? Okay.
I can't believe it!
I got faith in all along!
You have a friend like Alex.
You know someone who's suffering from...
Small damage.
If you do, it's not over for them.
There are many things you can do.
Don't hate the games for love today.
When people like Alex can learn to play games when they're younger.
And maybe when they're older, and senile,
and can't find a hairpin.
Then maybe then,
they'll do some damage.
Trust me, they won't, but it's a nice thought.
We can all help in our own spectral way.
If the weak orichels both hurt...
Oh, it's Sally Beans.
Oh, we've been...
How are you being impacted by those lips?
Ah, but...
It's a Furby!
Oh!
Hi!
The Gigachart Scare Beetle 10 from a couple pulls ago
that spawned at 432,
walked forward one yard,
and crit!
Nice move!
Oh!
For 2.5 million damage!
You're a wreck!
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
Oh, and a little bit pear shaped there, 29.1%
Oh, this boss is so dead
Like, damage-wise, they've got it, they've got it
Sooo got it dude, this is free
You can see that as long as they're at the end of the lane, let's go!
This boss is so dead when they get that one right, but it was pretty clear they were like full circus clown card
And I think I saw Fanna literally get on a little bike
The players are going to be sporting some orgs
You see them going as far left as they can to score that form the team coming up next
oh man, that was incredible
this is Rysos, watch the bottom of the blue team come to help
and it's like I'll save you
What just sees this all in his mind's eye like the Prophet?
It reminds me sometimes of Minority Report.
He's like in a box somewhere.
He's like projecting some image.
Some crew is a scriper.
He's like, yes, I see it now.
The Prophet's spoken to me.
He sees all the things.
I don't think Sprague will allow us to go to bed if we don't kill her.
You said that would happen, you ARE a tree cock!
Oh, the beans spewers!
See, that's not an inefficiency issue, is it?
Can we move them to the showering down on Mike?
Big sad.
This is for you, I like how I speak well with beans in my mouth.
Oh right, well in which case, yeah, we've got a couple more hours and so...
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
First pull the bar shift, and the first pull off to their break.
Quick, let's do all the castings.
Get on my screen, no way this one messes up, I'm ready to be off.
What?!
Ready?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Only Ansurek awaits as Ekko do it just before the reset 2% left and that in rage means nothing
as Ekko will clean up the silkencourt and Ansurek awaits Ekko tomorrow
I'll just send him home
THE NAME! LET'S GO!
OHO!
Everybody out there looking for a thing! That was wonderful to see! What an excellent post!
Yup, yup, yup. You guys are going to need that one if he dies.
Oh, okay. That's fine.
And Blue front is coming up.
The bombs.
And Rain positions.
Rain positions here.
and we get ready for the front wing, have orders to charge, watch for aggro, watch for aggro
and rain positions, sending the space, we so move over to the boss, we're running up,
and we have the late union, ready for rain, to the front wing and weapons, dodging the
and this guy is waiting for weapons and going down and charge come down
so this will go to boss, very nice
going middle, two groups
here are the three spreader in
yeah, yeah
and
two, one
next is the scout spread
and
three
two
one
scooch
Next is a spread in three, two, one.
Sopping spread in two, one.
Spread, push.
There's some errors.
You can just...
Take that.
Off and up as well when you can.
New frontal coming.
More text formation.
Playing full PMA.
Where they are.
There's no circles.
Left right.
smart vote the orbs of swash the circle nice memes
breves panics in G and we wait thank in four three two one all the gathering out
it's a stacking now your captain all themes going right first the red team
team, the blue team, then chasing Skye's spinner, and look at the other team now, go left-right,
and we can go towards the Orbs Red team, breaking all of this, go here, Orbs, be smart about
it, you call it.
Mini, Panix, and hopeful quick here.
Ok, rest middle, frag, blue front, tank, zero in six, five, four, three, two, one.
Go for narco when you can, in your group soon, find your captains, spread around them, take...
And we have here again on the pinks and green.
Problem with drag the boss.
Red team definitely don't break webs here, only one down.
Okay, we're in the frontal first. Blue team, you're going to be in that healing range soon, okay?
Dimple and we have a sentence.
Press the red frontal.
Not yet.
James is.
Yeah, you go and spread around blue team in two, one, spread around blue team far away.
Gang now, blue team left right, red team right, not breaking.
Red team right, not breaking, blue team left right.
And be smart about the orb soaps soon.
And then red team stretching it soon. Get your orb soaps guys.
Five seconds. Four.
Red team pading after. Pading the frontal. Blue team standing on that right side.
Me? Yeah.
ready first script soon going towards the middle it's now a great guess run
run there ready run there first script going towards the middle second
group towards the orbs all break all of these and then soak your orbs
circle smart what the soaps now only one dispel watch the frontal at all orbs
only mini mini red door here panics go to the middle yeah defense our next round
junk maystin and wolf in three two one now and this is real under last thing is
the easiest one on this one you also put all persons okay during the webs and
everything I call old persons hi first basis boss red team chase him gonna bait
on the way come the team stay near the middle and you're getting old that's it
red team right not breaking blue team left right but you're right not breaking
blue team left right so pure warps here the circles and so pure warps only
nice memes that's it the spell nice memes
starting to stretch it
okay cannex go to middle cannex now you need to dispel here
blinks next
jank jank
tanner in three two one go
switch boss switch boss
on the scratchpad.
Okay, only tanks now.
Get ready.
You are fast.
I don't think I know.
I think I know.
I don't think so, because I'm just fast.
We'll external some tanks.
Can you repeat it on the team?
I'm weak.
I can't.
Clean up the silken cords and answer it!
Awaits Echo tomorrow!
They're standing home?
The name!
Let's go!
Hey!
That was strength!
Yes!
I think I might as well...
Woo-hoo!
Everybody absolutely BORN on stage!
That was wonderful to see!
What an excellent pull!
It should be okay still.
There we are.
Let's kill Chloe.
Should we drop Katz?
No, he's left, right, he's upside down, he just...
Oh, we all watched it!
Little bit of goodies like that, as Rationan has fallen for Echo and Will.
Anything you want to spoil, you'll get a treat.
One, end range.
One, two, three.
Spooch, you'll get a...
Well, yes, they did make you go choppy.
That's right.
Oh, no!
You know what you're doing.
You know.
Judge of what? The cheese?
Judge what you cream mouse?
What are you talking about?
You were the hidden rat.
Really, like, high quality B-file?
You don't add lots of stats. No, no, you keep your eye on board with that. That's exactly right. Once you've got a bit of ketchup on that, so it's great
Changing a lot that you can tell that can we cycle around is anybody happy production?
Nope because he just died because not happy because he's still that's DPS this boss, but he's okay
Let's go!
On the back of Swedish food?
Wait, why are we happy? I need to discuss these things.
Oh God, production's saying we are in trouble.
What have you made?
Actually looks so good!
Best donation incentive ever if we just have a cheese ball.
That's really interesting. I've never heard of that before.
Because I've used that.
Yeah!
So they've pulled...
Okay, it's enough for Sebo.
So let's take this.
The final shabby place here.
Suck it down!
Zero point zero!
Kevesa falls three
Early lead the media crush as they are booking into each other
Team crab oh that I'm team spider following on the tail as they slow them back
Team spider not too far behind but Jordan being the British is cannot resist the beans
Beans to the face. Oh
Oh, Team Krab has navigated this straightaway before the reverse.
Oh no!
Taking out our radar, PC!
Oh my god!
Stop branding it!
Oh no!
We could do both ways.
Oh, there's going to be a collision down the middle.
I'm glad that the radar's not actually doing anything too important right now.
Team Krab's camera is also a little bit...
Oh!
Oh my god!
He lost!
Team Krab!
There we go.
It's just about to round the corner here as children's regular way down and
I'm not across the line!
I'm not towards the race if Team Spider comes in at the end!
Oh! Super weak! What's going on, Germany?
Jordan, you're a cheesepie! Come and get in here, J!
Bad rap!
There you go, Princess!
I love the cheesepie! That was very bad.
On behalf of myself and Nogura and everyone else here at Echo Esports,
I apologize if we upset or offended anybody regarding the cheese.
Anyway, Gingy's camera, yeah.
Can I switch over to Gingy real quick?
Ah, it's not good.
Switch away from Gingy.
Insubmission is going to take a little bit longer right now
because they're having to hold cooldowns.
But that's something we talked about
when they were probing this for the first time, Sam.
So I don't understand why you decided to come into our ears
and...
That did, Sam!
We already said this!
said this we were saying especially in phase one they were holding cooldowns are they're
holding more cooldowns because of the reset yeah well that's cool so what we'll see here
is they'll go into the they go through the intermission and they're actually holding
their cooldowns specifically to...
Spell to Khajiit now taking more damage a new brash has come out of that damage
bridge but look at how quickly these bosses are melting like a hot knife through butter
Ekko will clear the silken court and once again make their way to answer it.
You don't have to be very responsible for me not liking the cheese.
Oh I should be nice because I'm here. I am English.
That is against our cultural norms is to accept anything that you're looking for.
The Preach and the Goura tasteless podcast. We'll see you next never. Thanks for watching.
We're going to be jumping over. It's all about mucking around.
We're going to be jumping over to the RC Rumble
As we have got our Team Spider versus Team Crab, on the Team Spider side is our one and only Jordan, who's going to be doing that particular...
There you go Jordan's hands.
And on Team Crab we have got Medic, and there's his hand. So they are going to be racing around a predefined course. I personally am going for Team Crab.
Indeed, I believe Team Spider will be victorious. No one should underestimate the competitive urge of Jordan
Who has been banned multiple times for games? Oh her competition?
Yeah, well the main reason that I know that medic is gonna be very careful is a is his
That's gonna give Jordan the edge. She's racing with Sam's camera
Of course already in tears. Ah, so I think our competitors are you ready?
Okay, are you ready Jesse?
I'm ready.
Are you ready to chat?
Are you ready?
Production.
Are you ready?
We're ready.
Are we saying go?
Or how are we starting it?
Okay, so we'll count down to go 3, 2, 1 and then go.
Okay, so we're going to go out and go.
3, 2, 1, go.
So you're going on go.
4.
I need to remind you of this because we've had accidents before.
We can also go BOOP BOOP if you want that.
That's also a way of doing it.
Okay.
This is a mixture of all of it.
Rock paper scissors.
No, we'll go and go.
Alright, I'll do it.
Are you prepared?
No.
Doesn't matter.
Three, two, one, go!
And we have Team Spider immediately having an immediate crash.
Team Crab is going to make their way down the corridor of Merch.
We've had a community crash.
There we go. You can see Medic having to follow these cars around as they are a lot faster.
Team Spider.
Feel free to just pick up Jordan and replace it if you need to.
And you can see Team Crab already in the kitchen going past Bean Corner.
You need to make up some ground. Jordan and Team Spider is way behind.
Slaloming back and forth through this corridor as Team Crab heads into the straightaways.
This is a very scary area because if you crash into a player PC, you might break it.
We don't want that but of course medic making their way down with the team crapper for turning around an excellent turn around as we do see
Now officially on the bench as Jordan makes her way around beam corner
Oh, there's gonna be a small
Collision as both competitors are gonna be going in at the same time
It seems like team crap has made it their way down here and Jordan's gonna be pushing down the straight and narrow
Is it enough?
and the final turn and the one-man ahead team Crab victory by a landslide.
That's what I'm talking about.
I think it should be two out of three.
I don't need to have another call at this.
Careful, let me get you up there.
Don't spin the wheels because I'm scared.
There we go.
We can show you the car chat if you like.
Well Jordan got laughed.
That's actually me.
She's still making her way in.
She's still coming in.
There was a little bit of, there we go.
We can see Jordan right now making their way into the room.
Got that last turn to go.
There we go.
I'm going to cross the wide line.
Sorry.
I'm going to cross the wide line.
So team Crab pulling ahead, 1-0 to team Crab.
We're going to do our best two out of three.
Two out of three.
Okay, so we're doing we're getting some points sorted out for you, but just because it was so fast
We think you're best two out of three and you had a little bit of a rough start there, Jordan
You've learned it now though. I think we should swap the car positions though. Yeah to stop
Maybe there was a disadvantage to being on the outside. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think it was that much
Here we go, all right, so you can see team crab there on the right with one that is medic and
And now we've got a team spider on zero. Are you guys good to go contestants? Are you prepared?
It's fine
Okay, apparently we've had a large change in the track as well learned this course. So this is gonna be a brand new course
Blind
Don't look it's well. It's blind raising. All right. All right. Okay, so you have to count them in this time
I'll be counting you guys in
Well, that's unfortunate
No, you're not supposed to be blind
It was more the course. Yeah, you're not you're not sure what the courses got coming up. Are you guys ready?
Okay
We're gonna be going on go
three
two
one
Go as the right is the early lead
Oh
Immediate crash as they are
Team crab behind team spider following on the tail as they slow them back
As they head into the kitchen now you can see that there's a
Varsely different set of
Team crab making their way through but team spider not too far behind but Jordan being the British years cannot resist the beam
Beams to the face!
Oh!
Team Crab has navigated this straightaway before the reverses.
Oh no! Taking out our radar PCs!
Oh no! Stop revving it!
Oh no!
There's going to be collision down the middle.
I'm glad that the radar's not actually doing anything too important right now.
Team Crab's camera is also a little bit pissed off.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
He lost!
Team Crab!
We've had it reset up now.
It's just going to be making its way back down
Pass the secret little corridor behind it all go past production
We'll give that white line for the second victory in a row. There we go
It's just about to round the corner here as children's regular way down
Team spider comes in at the end. Oh
That was a brutal
Multiple crashes. I love your backflip. It was a beautiful backflip an interesting strategy to tip over your car
and run into a bunch of player PCs just goes to show how strong staff which truly are very
sturdy designs.
Team Crab taking that 2-0.
Well done.
Maybe we can have an interview with the quick interview with the contestants.
Quick interview with the contestants and say if you'd like to have a little sit down.
There we are.
Well, I'm not holding.
You've got to put the head, there we go.
You're going to hold the mic there.
I'm not going to hold the mic for you, unfortunately not.
Team Crab, you pulled out that victory.
Can you tell us your strategy going into the first course?
Oh well, Jordan was always going to crash immediately, so I just waited for that to happen and it was good!
I was very impressed and excellent. As a long-term team crab enjoyer, I was excited to see how deftly you dealt with those particular obstructions in the course.
Yeah, we just decided to just ram into them and knock them out of the way.
It was a unanimous decision. We just decided that we're going through them. It's fine, they're empty, I think.
And Jordan commiserations and team spider 2-0.
Thank you. How does that feel?
It feels wonderful.
Just to be sure, you do know you've lost, right?
Wait, what?
Oh, yeah.
It's the one that comes first in the race, you see.
Lost!
Yeah.
Okay, we maybe should have made the rules a little clearer.
Another one!
Again!
The best 7 out of 11.
The question is, did Tann's phone emerge from that race unscathed?
We get the thumbs up!
I flipped my phone, and I haven't checked it, didn't it?
Oh no! I drove straight into a beans tin, I almost brought it with me.
Yeah, can we have a little bit of a look at PC, do you have a replay?
No, but we might very well, can we have one of the cars so we can show off the amazing engineering that went into this feat?
They were very good.
Wonderful.
This was Jordan's car, the inferior.
Is that why it's broken?
I didn't break it.
It's got a little bracket on the top here to hold the camera phones there.
And that's how we were to go tilting somehow.
I wonder how.
Yeah, we had a little bit of a crash.
I still wonder if the flip should have resulted in a longer timeout for a pit stop.
I cheated.
I cheated and also didn't crash and still lost.
Twice.
You lost twice in a row.
You did crash on the first one.
Oh, God.
Yeah, let's show you into the water.
I angled myself badly.
It's reminded me of Wacky Races.
It's really difficult, because if you hold it like this
for throttle, then this is left and this is right.
Yeah, it was firing me a bit.
So like, the orientation is a bit odd.
So I started holding it like this.
Right.
And just going left and right.
That makes sense, sir.
That makes so much sense.
Strategic innovation that led to your loss.
I was angling myself.
This is the one tank matter of RC rally.
I also faced the car, so it was in reverse.
There you go, you can see the camera there. Wonderful car even.
Yep.
Properly jacked together.
It did the job though.
It did.
There you go.
Very speedy.
It's sufficient for us to really bang against that can of beans.
Apparently they were turned down to the minimum as to reduce the chance of crash of even
steel sand was very scared.
It was the lowest throttle intensity we could have had and I still didn't go max throttle
at any point.
It was so scary.
Oh yeah.
I've got to get these to go outside the front now.
Yeah you should.
On the road.
I'll put one under each foot.
Oh man.
Well, congratulations.
Thank you.
Not so much Team Spider.
Still congratulations on a race poorly run.
Indeed.
She did in fact just poorly organized.
I crashed into many things.
She cheated on the first one.
She skipped half the course on the first one.
Yeah, I got to the end of the player corridor.
I managed to not hit any player PCs.
I've got chance to get...
Makes sense, makes sense.
Hello and welcome back! It is time for Scaff's cosplay!
Yeah, hell yeah!
It is Jordan and Matic that joined us here, of course, Matic part of Team Crab,
which is the winning team, of course, for this cosplay competition.
What team are you on?
And then we also have the inferior team, Team Spider over there.
Well, this is fighting talk, just you wait.
Well, this is a team crabs entry
If you can see past the junk in the trunk you also notice the
Legs that we decided to attach and the helmet that does make him look slightly like a robot, but really fits with
Oh, Alex kind of thick actually.
The Queen and Surak cosplay that we were going for.
Living longer than Will Ferreco.
He should do it like a death animation.
So we, you know, the boss is of course going to die for us first
because so we're going to get that Will first.
True.
All right.
Yeah, we all are out.
Wow, fashion week.
Okay.
I like how Sam is going to ride like...
Oh, here we are.
This is Team Spider.
Doom's Fiber is just in a chair box.
Um, okay.
I'm a little worried you guys haven't put everything in.
Hold on.
Oh!
That looks like a red box.
Is that a great vault?
Yes it is.
Okay, has it got prizes?
I'm gonna loot it.
Oh yeah.
Is there prizes?
I love it made prizes.
That was a great vault.
That was a top tier 12.
I think the angle is the camera angle
so that one's just beautiful.
Now he's got to squeeze down a very tight corner.
Oh, here we go.
He's out of his way.
Can he make it?
I'll tell him Sam.
He's got an angle.
Oh, here we go.
Oh.
I think we need some space.
Yep.
In you come, friends.
Come here.
In you come.
Queen Amperac, kid.
All right.
Watch out for all the equipment.
In the middle.
Watch the equipment.
We're doing great.
Yeah.
it up. Alright Queen Anne's ready. Oh my gosh. That is it mate. The race is not over Al.
I'll just hold up your ass for a moment here. Yeah you're fine. You're doing great. It took
us too much hours to make that but, two hours. I believe you can sit Jesse. Yeah would
Would you like to loot your great vault mine?
All right, do I have to loot it?
Yeah, you have to loot it.
Here.
OK.
Sam's going to come down for the camera angle.
Yeah, there you go.
And we're going to switch to Sam's camera in 3, 2, 1.
There we go.
Open the vault.
At least open the vault.
What did you get?
I can translate for you if you want.
All right, my first choice of the week
is Jesse's biceps.
No way that you got something.
Oh, he's got gifts!
Okay, so your first option is a belt.
Oh!
Oh, and accidentally, it was a two-fold one!
Okay, I'm not that thin.
It's a garter.
Oh, I see what it is. It's a shoulder piece.
Oh, true!
Oh, I did it!
Wait, don't equip, because otherwise it's going to be...
Yeah, you chose it, right?
Oh, right, hang on, really?
I'll just put that back in there.
Yeah, we don't want that one.
I've got a tier piece, maybe.
Okay, this one.
Ah it's a staff!
Now nice and spouts!
I thought that was a sword but I guess it can be used interchangeably.
It's a addiction!
Okay are you only playing Priest?
Let me tell you a story of this. We've got 20 minutes.
Wait put it back otherwise you've equipped it.
I'll keep it this way.
Do you want to see what was under the other ones?
I want the protection. Okay that's crotch worthy.
Yeah you looted a tree kid!
Oh a tree kid!
Oh my god, but it's from the Delfold, which means it's a bad item.
This loot's way too good for you.
Go and get them right. How much stuff have you got in there?
What a fully stacked vault. Oh, there's a shield.
That is a very good shield.
You guys are looking much shit, but as the time goes on, full shambles.
I'm not tanking though, so that would pass.
You opened your vault in the wrong loot spec.
oh despair full despair slot oh god did we go central you haven't done central yet
full mid oh oh it's a mid yeah it's a bad for us why is this um 700 oh it's poor okay it's low
it's low eye level we don't want that's wrong that's wrong I think there's one more left
Do you have a button left?
I might get fucked, the rats.
You know we're on the same team.
Honestly, with a vault like this, I choose to spare.
I choose to spare.
Okay, that was way more effort than it looked on the catwalk.
Can you sit, Jesse?
How do we choose the winners on the audience?
I think that we have to have an audience poll now.
Oh yeah, definitely.
Jussie!
Yay!
Wait, wait, wait.
You guys have scammed the system
because your team crab and you made a spider.
We win either way.
What?
So yeah, see you later.
That was so awesome!
Have the poll be just like, you know.
Ansurek or Great Vault.
I feel like you gerrymandered this whole thing.
Like, yes.
Did you do my strategy?
Yeah, if we can't win proper
because you didn't put real effort in,
This is just 2 and a half hours mate!
It's amazing! Look at those guys!
This is 12 trash bags filled with our own breath!
I can't believe I've been going to a gym this whole time and it could have just done this instead!
I can't believe it!
Wait, wait, wait, Tista, come back out!
Is it full of balloons?
No, it's full of trash bags!
You have inflated them though!
Yes, that's why it's got the jiggle physics!
Imagine not just filling it with trash!
What?
You should see the classroom.
You know what is trash?
The classroom.
Sweet a picture after this.
Oh, dominance from what team are we?
Oh no, Queen's top.
Yes!
Dominance from Team Spaces.
This is unfair.
Chad, what are you doing?
You're totally...
I feel like you got too much time on camera.
Yeah, they got a lot of time compared to me.
more time. Alright Alex, do the sussie.
Actually Alex, can you do the sussie?
Oh, big the pole. Sussie! Sussie! Sussie! Sussie! Sussie! Sussie! Sussie!
Ah! I forgot to say it. Yeah, there you are.
Well positioned. I'll hold your hips for you. I'll hold your hips.
Go! Good answer. It does the sussie. Jesse, do the sussie.
The audience wasn't properly informed of the sausage that could come
with Queen S.
Calm down you, alright, you've had enough time.
Oh my god, we can do it, we can do it.
Oh, it's so close!
Now they finally start to reel.
It's like Brexit all over again.
It's got the rats.
Go into the frame, we need to be in the frame.
More butt, more butt, look at this.
Nice, you're doing great.
We even cut out the top just like on the actual design.
It's so nice.
Old? Thank you so much.
hold holding
So holding
bonus time
You got a whole loot table
There's no way that that helps your case
Taking boats away like okay
Alex, step back into the shot, man. Show it off.
The legs as well. These are reinforced, by the way.
I feel very bad for not having a lot of money in a great job.
You did an absolutely amazing job.
Before Alex destroys this, round of applause to the teams
because we had nothing to do with this at all.
Good job, teams.
And of course, your donations, who gave us the love.
Just three words, three devastating words.
Beans and milk.
No! No! Don't put that out there! Wait! Peans? No!
Pee!
Peans! Not quite peas! Not quite beans! But something special in the tweens!
Wait, I didn't think about that one! What about real ones?
It's one of the hardest things to say with a straight face in medical school is I think you have a Q-turn, Jaina.
I should be there.
Goodbye!
But we still face 2, that's exactly what we wanted to see, well done!
So Horde biased, they can't even make Jaina one-shot you with her IC beams, because the Alliance are busy.
On Meridz's screen, it's a little bit different next to Queen Asterix's health bar in the bottom middle.
There are all the spells that are around to come up and then hopeful screen as well, above Queen Asterix's health bar.
Switch back to nice moves right at the top middle now back towards the bottom
Christian screen is just above the house but we're back to Jinji top right is where we're looking to mini now just above
Where Queen answer ex-hunk but you can see a couple of abilities, but then also on the left and then on canyx's screen
I have no idea where I'm looking right now
Well done excellent progress me off of that first platform
Oh, good-bye now, you f**king wanker!
Does it bother you that OK-Mate
dives to a level 6 pig and probably can't do Hellfire Citadel?
I've never played Carthage before! Why are you outing me, mate?
Got a lot of beans in stock, tzuki beans, the sassy beans,
Gravanto beans, fava beans, sweet beans,
Gigante beans, great northern beans, kibbeh beans, long beans, long beans, pinta beans.
I thought you would be the bean expert, I guess.
Why?
You're from the land of the beans, Jesus Christ.
How much do you like children?
Children?
The good thing is,
It's probably a good thing it's perfect to pass the vibe check.
The correct answer to that was, huh?
3, 2, 1, send it.
Are you gonna feel something tingling on the back of your tongue?
I just feel it everywhere.
I feel that bad.
I'm fucking dying.
So here come the trampolines, and we're gonna shut up.
I just can't do it.
And as you can tell, click the fingers though, Pat.
What? That wasn't my fault!
That's why I'm unfortunately losing some more players here.
No!
Let's try to get over it!
Yeah, boy, fight back!
Towards Samsony, you have to make sure they come close enough.
Four, four, one, two, three, four!
Wow, okay, this is a very difficult.
That was amazing!
That was so good!
That was the most extraordinary pull we have seen.
In months like I said... 47!!
Wow incredible!
I'm fucking new it man!
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It's just hilarious right?
So I got you your first Wow Mound!
It is an inflatable flamingo mount.
I will wear it with pride.
Not at all.
Fortunate.
Oh, thank you.
Nice memes.
She wears a T-Scribe.
Alright.
Go on then, Arthur.
You want a sugar in it?
I'm sweet enough.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah.
No, thanks.
Scribe me.
I'm sweet enough.
That's on the kind of on top of the boss with Robin going down there from that huge hit of the infest
Lovely and control to the other one. It was really good. Can you call Mike a clown? Thank you. You are a clown
Thanks for the sound bite appreciate it
You are a clown. We all stop saying that for the love of God. You don't know what you're doing to me, right?
haha
a bag of crisps
apparently in the back room
ow, that's in my fashion
it's fine
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we have a 10 dollar donation
thank you very much for that
but we've got a 10 dollar donation
in from fame
who says genuine
from the bottom of our hearts
we have never seen
the boys this well
ever
we know that
to really annoy everybody who
exists right now
I can't tell you one food take on snacks
that people really hate
but I go up
I test
Jaffa cakes
They're awful!
Open team! Open team!
Yeah, pull the rest of us!
Just pull again! Pull again! Come on!
Shut up! If I speak, it's done!
The royal condemnation!
Pull away!
It makes it infinitely harder
on these platforms to do this
without the entire raid alive.
But not necessarily impossible!
Dying like that is impossible!
Yeah, that would make it very hard!
Why did I farm dog using this by walker?
True, I don't know, I'm stupid. There's Chinese food you can buy from anyway.
I didn't say that! Please if you want her, not me, I'm over it!
Remember I was eating that all the time!
So I'm a large penis for my way up!
Yeah, pretty much!
I feel like a blue bubblegum-
Blue? What did she just say?
It's very tricky.
Oh, mate, I'm never moving on.
Yeah, there's a bunch of minigames, like the Pet Battles, TVP, things like that.
TVP's a minigame?
And there we go. An essence taken out by the ring, but as you said, a new best for Echo.
Excellent to see.
So this is a chicken.
This is a chicken.
What's this?
The samples are chicken.
Alright, what was the part of the chicken?
Wing wing wing wing wing wing wing wing wing wing.
Hello?
What is this then?
What was that then?
I don't know, did they pull while we were talking?
No, that was Perfecto's character and they're doing something.
Maybe we weren't supposed to see that.
Who knows? You saw nothing.
Wow!
Yeah, I mean that is excellent for Echo there.
Getting back into phase three.
This is exactly what we want to see from them.
Full spellbook, full spellbook, full spellbook here.
Lesson 7 seconds!
Lesson 6!
Well, we have to end our meditation first.
Okay, you lead the last meditation.
Deep breath in through your mouth for 5 seconds.
One, two, three, four, five.
And out through your nose for 7 seconds.
You are valid you are wanted and a big a small or a medium-sized Friday
We'll be right back
How much is there to talk about like there be new conversations just coming up so much fire
They couldn't quite get them. Oh, that was a shame. That was a real shame. This is such a difficult spot
And this is the progression pointer at entirety of shuttle ads
How was that from a race or first perspective when the game already felt a little bit?
You remember the scene from Lord of the Rings
Yes, right on Sam on the volcano forgotten the smell of rain feeling grass. Mm-hmm. That's me with freedom and coins
Oh, Dibiraz is choking to death, which is definitely an issue if you're tired of chokes on his soda.
One request for some help, and he's going back in for seconds, and that's why he's world first!
He wipes on his own soda, and pulls again!
He fears nothing, that boy!
He's going again! Look at this! He's racking up a pulka!
Look at that, it's three pulls!
Well, we have a little de-therpity, it's no big deal.
We have a battle, Res, for just such a moment.
Yeah, and what is life without a bit of death?
Absolutely. Now, unfortunately, with Minnie having died, everyone has five stacks of a
frothing poison, but that just means the healers have an opportunity to show why they belong
in Mech-o, pumping even more healing here, dealing with the five stacks. It's not a big deal.
Is there even a tattoo?
Of course Junji gets hit by a blade. He's so washed! I hate him!
Everything going out of control here, but what a good try.
This was such a good try by Echo and look at the percentage of the boss too.
They are getting lower and lower, but this point is so difficult.
They smell blood.
There is just so much happening.
You are a man, you are screwed.
Raider.io even posted about that.
He sent it to get you a sped.
It's a two-up.
Raiderio why?
What is happening?
Oh, cranial line!
What is happening?
Liquid are joining in.
Hi, I play Team Liquid, but I also appreciate your tattoo!
Let's rock and roll, Meguru!
Yes! This is what we need!
That's insane, Meguru.
You squashed in the shower taking a shit down the drain while brushing your teeth.
Oh, then why'd you do that?
How does it affect the politics instead of passing this year's reading of poetry or excerpts from a romance novel?
novel well you know when the first venom bombs go out that can be their first date
is a group and then getting knocked up together okay we should I came in a
romance novel I got assignments to suck myself though that is then so for
That's not the one
Yeah, it is! It's Darko! Where are you going, Darko?
I was trying to turn around but he's like, I still ain't now!
Look at that man on the horse!
That's the beat coming through!
I love the beat!
Well, actually they might not be able to do it.
Zazi getting brought up as the boss is getting brought lower and lower.
Already into a new best pull-up for Ekko, both in terms of time and cost percentage.
We have one more infest coming in here.
here if Marys can do this then that's insane.
Oh my goodness, I'm going to bring the king of MDI himself!
Okay, so now we know the fight can be solo tagged, how are we going to incorporate this?
Oh gosh, I can't!
Of course he's going in, he's going to stun as we're going into the 5 accolades here.
This is going to be nuts.
Ciao, it's to Marys!
Marys gaming out of his mind!
Oh my goodness, he just leaves like, yeah sure.
No big deal, just do that on a daily basis.
Oh my goodness.
Sorry, a little bit of a joke for you. Okay. How did Nisrek know that Pantsrek murdered her mother?
How? He's spider doing it
I've been here for 18 days
Welcome back, of course during the break we did see you liquid kill the boss
Which means that the day winning this race they got the whistle first win this time around and what a performance by liquid
I mean, huge congratulations. They played so incredibly well this tier.
One needs to go star as well.
Yeah, that's...
Mind-blowing.
What is it?
The master.
That would kill him.
Oh no!
Genji!
He's down!
We've fought in-game in IRL!
The despair overflowing from his secret lab titan.
It is that time again.
We need you for heroic splits.
And they're not joking.
For Rasshanan and Sikran.
So if you could help Ekko achieve their dreams,
can you check the LPG for Ekko?
I'm getting a feeling.
A funny feeling.
A saddery feeling.
A wide feeling.
That indeed, the man himself,
lingering outside the very gates of the Nerubar Palace,
Ready to swoop in in his owl form and then go into a slightly different more combat-oriented owl form
Deed we might be getting
He's ready can't actually feel watching the main screen extreme give us away dude
I think indeed we might be seeing a little bit of cannecks coming in once again no matter how many times
We try. There goes the invite. In comes Kanax.
His portal's about to go off a little...
Oh!
What a full play by Kanax!
Disengage himself back onto the platform
as the boss is going to be going lower and lower
as our Enraged Timer ever encroaches further.
Our Echo going to be able to get her down
as far as they need to go.
But unfortunately, here comes the Enraged cast.
Are they going to be picking up the SS's
or are they going to be accepting their fate?
It looks like...
That is not going to be the pool they need.
But my word is the pull that they've been wanting all day of 4%
You can actually make a caption when you measure the penis from the bottom, not the top
No, the mages just don't... they shouldn't be allowed to blink
They shouldn't be allowed
It should just be burned
Jackal's landing?
Namazoo is your namazoo with your top
See this is why namazoo is other worst
Take it to Julia
We present you to the holy flying fan your days of numbered namazoo be gone foul beast
We were having a little bit of a tea time but the Alex
Anyway
Thanks, John, if I was to be a question while I'm choking
Just go back to comms. Do this. It's cut with
4.6% they tried to pick it up to move them to buy some more time
They did everything they could!
2% left down to 1%
They're jumping over trying to save the essences
But just not good enough
The pizza buff is so vital
A 4% life immediately after it's happened
And then people are saying
Lol, fuck you loser
You only will second you freak
And then I cry and go to bed
Hey, dudes, it's 2AM
Production's gone home by the way
We're in charge
Oh no, it's getting real
We're taking the BDSM to keep the polls going
Oh, yes!
He's done it, they're sacrificing themselves, but it's not going to be enough for Echo this time
with three players left, Gigi is holding off for dear life to let the thoughts do some damage.
2.7%!
Oh, yeah, I think it's gone from having a nice job of your time into Delirium, for sure.
Yeah, and they're gonna start seeing some strange shapes as the hallucinations set in.
It's been a pleasure to be along with them for this ride, they gave it their all, and at just 0.98%
Sounds between echo and picking up that second. Hello everyone and welcome back
We're coming to the end of our show and we need to do some charity goals. You guys have raised
40,135 dollars for games for gamers chat huge amounts of hearts a round of applause for you patch yourself on the back
That is phenomenal and as part of that we promised that we would appreciate each other was with what I'm sure will be
thoughtful and kind gifts certainly
Yeah. With our poor, dear, departed, four-league medic friend no longer with us, we want to
start with his gift, which is right here. And Jordan doesn't have anyone to give anything
to because she gave hers to medic already. So you can award medic's gift to its recipient.
The name's on the other side.
Who's it going to? Oh, it's myself!
It's just like Christmas.
Is it heavy?
Buy myself a gift.
That's very nicely too.
I appreciate the glist because that's everything.
I think medic sent a video along with his gift.
We may have to watch.
Hey guys, I'm really sorry I couldn't be there for the gift exchange.
But I just want to say what a special thing this is that you guys do every year.
it's so kind and so generous to find gifts for our fellow castes and to appreciate them in the way that we do.
So Jordan, I got you. I went shopping kind of before I knew you a little bit, but I'm hoping that the gifts
kind of portray your personality also have to give you a little bit of fun. It's been such an
honor to get to work with you all, especially with you Jordan. You've been such a beacon of
of life and if you can enjoy it all the time.
Why are you crying?
I think he's saying something that perhaps you wouldn't say out loud, and I hope that
you find fun with it, and then obviously I got you a couple of little other things as
well. I hope you enjoy our hot chockeys, and I'll see you all soon.
No!
Oh, that was so cute!
I had no audio. I don't know how this happened.
He's trying to get hate.
He's got a really nice, like, let's all celebrate the show.
He doesn't understand at all.
He's a wholesome out of the way.
Oh, ooh.
I got an espresso martini.
You're all going to regret that when I have caffeine.
I see what he's done here.
up with sugar and caffeine so that I can run around and regret it. And he left. Oh, I got
some hot jockeys as well. Nice.
He really seems to feel any stimulants, John.
Yeah, I love how he's...
He's so low energy.
He's got a lot of me with this while he's left. Oh, and I got... Oh, wait, hold on.
What's that? Oh, they're bumblebees. Bees are my second favourite animal.
You have two list of animals, none of which are animals.
Fish is my favorite animal.
My personal favorite animal is mammals.
Don't.
Me too.
Shut up.
Oh, and then I got my, oh my.
I love them.
That's a mug.
That's what everybody says to me.
You're going to have to hold this animal around.
Yes.
Oh, that's such a wonderful, wholesome present.
This is going to really tick us up now because the rest is not like that.
No, no, no, it's not going to go at all.
It might be worth mentioning what you got for Medic, because of course, yeah,
that was on a earlier part of the broadcast on his very last day of what was it last Friday also.
Before he left, so, yeah, I had Medic and I got him a giant, inflatable pink Princess Flamingo.
I think we need to divest Mike of his belly that he's unaccountably grown recently everyone commenting about how much weight you lost how great you look
You're still in the cave back?
Yes.
Oh dear.
What is that?
It's a robust protrusion.
I call it Tommy Tumor.
Oh, no.
I'm not Tumor.
Not again, Mike.
What a great after.
I have a gift for Jesse.
Oh.
Jesse has become to my attention.
I don't think I'm the one to knock you up.
I mean, you said it wouldn't get me pregnant.
But Jesse, I'm becoming concerned.
You're spending more and more time in our beautiful European lands.
True.
Traversing the world.
And I never want you to forget your home.
So I made you something.
OK.
I have made you.
Giga Christ Cow Corn Man.
Oh, wow.
That's right.
He's Giga Christ Cow Corn Man.
This is hand stitched.
He is, the first thing Jesse ever told me
about his homelands of Missouri is it contains.
Cow's corn and Christ.
Cow.
corn
christ
respect giga cow corn
this has been stitched together from brightness of the creature
this is for you Jesse to always remember home
as you're off to see your lovely treasure
thank you so much
that is so cute
it's righteous and wholesome
indeed and nothing is better for you than corn syrup
that's so thoughtful
I'm starting to feel wholesome
It's about to go way down there.
We're just going to chain this long.
I'm next.
I brought you, Nagura, this.
Ah.
A trash bag.
It's a two-part gift.
First, the trash bag.
Oh.
Yes, you're welcome.
So I had to go to the fitness store
to buy 200 euros for the protein powder
to get me through this month.
And because I spent so much in the store,
they're like, you want something for free?
And I didn't.
So since this cost me nothing,
and I don't find it a value at all,
it makes the perfect gift.
Wow!
I'm gonna beat you out of those push-ups next time!
Hey, there you go!
So that brings me to part two of my gift,
which is in my hands right now.
As you guys know, I brought a stack of silver dollars
with me to pay for my train ride back home, back in America.
And each time, RuneService cleaned my room, they took one.
So far as I know, to the best of my knowledge, this is the last American silver dollar in the country, perhaps in all of Europe.
You get that traffic in the car, Jeremy?
You're silver dollars!
No, no, no, no. I'm just through their location right now. This might be the last one.
Knowing how much you like winning, I have poured my heart and soul into turning this into the winningest silver dollar on the planet.
Try flipping it and see what it says.
I don't know how to flip my coins I'm just going to throw it here.
What did you say?
You lose.
Oh, so that's one side.
But you lose.
I lose.
Yeah.
What is the other side?
I guess I just win.
No matter how you flip it, you always win.
That is so good.
It's American coin.
It is American coin.
American coin.
Also, this is the second time I've participated in this and both times I've got the
American currency. Last year I got $20 for my drop nose. I said he took it back. I can keep this one though, right?
If I still had the other silver dollars, that would let me buy my train to get home. I'd want that back too.
But I don't. So you can have it forever.
Thank you very much, Jesse. I'm freezing. Maybe we can have a protein pudding together.
Literally a freebie and a dollar. I love it.
What in the hell is protein pudding?
We'll find out.
Maybe some friendly fire.
So, Alex, unfortunately I have
a confession to make. I've completely forgotten
about this gift thing, but I have
realized that you like chalky bars.
That's so thoughtful!
She went all the way downstairs to take it off the table.
Other chocolate bars are available, but I do like a Mars.
Thanks!
I was legit...
Oh, no, I have somewhere to put the wrapper, Mike.
Legit, if that was all of it, I wasn't even going to be mad.
I want it back now!
Okay, let's have a little look, see here.
Oh no, there's a bow!
There's a bow made out of the... this is wonderful.
Hold on, let's have a little look, see here then.
It's going to open it up.
Oh, how exciting!
Right, funny story.
Oh, yes!
Okay, do tell.
Are we wondering where this was?
Check this out.
It's on a wonderful shirt here.
It says Alex Fat Boss Ross and on the back I drink hot chocky and pretend to know things
and it's me! We found this and I was trying to work out who it was you!
You thought she was going mad and they were like who sent this?
That is fantastic!
Yeah so I guess my friend who's a graphic designer who made this beforehand
That is so good!
I made him send it here to the facility because otherwise he wouldn't have arrived in time and then I forgot to tell Sam
What it is because I told him I'm sending something I didn't tell him what it is
And then when I got here, it's like so Sam didn't arrive and he's like, oh, no
In the cat room they found it and wondered where it's from. Yeah
I was like who didn't know Sam had that in?
At some point Alex walks up to me and shows me the shirt and he's like
You bluffed so well!
You know who didn't send it and I was like oh no, what is this?
Oh you like so well, I have no idea!
Oh that is hilarious, thank you so much. I'm going to wear this on the next segment for sure.
What a shirt, what a wonderful shirt. Which Mike?
Oh no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I need to get up for my gift.
You said it rocks it does rock
Everyone got something really nice protein pudding
What did you do with it? Do we need to make some space? Uh, no no no as long as Mike's really careful with the tray
actually
Yeah, so um
I know how much you like bin bags, so I got you one of them on a tray.
All right. Here you are mate. It's probably best it goes on your lap, not mine.
Okay, so feel free to have a little look inside.
Oh, I get to open it.
You get to open it. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It needs to stay upright.
Why does your gift have rules?
You'll find out.
Oh.
Oh, stop tilting it.
No tilting, mate.
Wait, have you excavated the melon?
Alex, have you been digging in my melon again?
I told you to stay out of my melon!
The melon isn't the gift, it's what's within.
Why did you wrap it in a melon?
Because it rots!
Mike, feel free!
What kind of gift requires melon wrapping?
Is this a London thing?
It's a good end goal in there!
I just know how healthy you're being recently, I thought you'd like some melon.
Oh yeah, I love a cellotape melon, me!
Be incredibly careful as you open this.
I just know how healthy you're being recently. I thought you'd like some melon. Oh, yeah
I love a cellotape. I love me. Be incredibly careful as you open this.
It's volatile. No, no, no, no, no. You have to worry about that. But just don't tip it. I feel like everyone else can take their gift home, Al.
Well, hopefully the memories will certainly go back with you. Okay. The final melon tape is to be revealed.
It looks like a bloodbath, Al. Open it up. Is this a severed head? Open it up and reveal
it to the camera. Hopefully we can get it a little bit. Half a little tilt. I got you
your favourite item. I got it. Why? It's a ballon full of beans. You're giving me a
Yeah, I'm on full of beads.
The gift's in there.
No, no.
The gift's in the mouth.
Can you get it for me?
No, you've got to find it, mate.
I have a full faith.
You wish to punch my hand into the beads.
Please, sir.
Look at her, you're a swap.
I'm having my protein pudding.
Okay, I'm not getting bead juice all over me.
That's why I've got the tray.
It's fine. Don't pour it out. Why am I the responsible one here? He filled the bottle with beans. It's full of beans.
Oh mate, just shove it in there.
It's full of kids in the charity.
Oh, yeah, I put it right at the bottom.
Oh, it's oozing.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I can't, I can't.
It's okay, mate, please don't.
We can do this together.
It's really bad.
Okay, take your hand out.
Take your hand out.
You'll be able to see it.
It's actually along the wall.
There it is.
It's right there, along the wall.
There you go, mate.
Just in there.
Can you grab it for me?
I'm busy right now.
Being covered time to get there is just okay. It's just there. Just do your best to take it out. There we go
This is the actual gift. I know you'd love it
It's a picture of me
Can you understand you're that kid of skill like he's got problems
I like an artistic side!
Well, I think we should probably take a small break as we're going to quickly clean ourselves up before we come for a roundup.
So we'll be back momentarily. Don't go anywhere. Might need to clean his hand.
The race to World First is back! Echo is going to be challenging the Rubar Palace, killing all those spiders,
and we are at the SK Magenta Facility here in Cologne, and I'm going to take you on a little behind-the-scenes tour.
My name is Preach, this is brought to you with El Gato and we have so many cool things
here in this wonderful facility they've been provided for.
First stop, I'm going to show you where we hang out.
This is our wonderful cast a setup where they can stream, play games, do whatever they want
to do over here in this area where El Gato has provided us with Neo Streamdecks and
Wave Nios.
So we have our cool microphones, we can control our streams, we can still reach
our audience and do those things in comfort with some nice couches and stuff.
In between that of course, the Raiders and us need ourselves some snackies.
So what they've done is give us a nice little kitchen, not the main one.
Hold on for that because it gets real special soon where we can dip him and some bananas
and some chocky bars, some nuts and some drinks all available for everybody there, really good.
And now this is where you're going to be seeing the players over here.
They're currently trying things out that we're not allowed to show on stream so you have to be a little careful.
But once again, El Gato has given them Wave DX microphones.
That's what they're all using,
then really low profile microphone arms.
So if you have an issue getting your mic arm right in your face,
you can use one of those El Gato wonderful arms
to get it out of the way and make it work.
Before we get to the big control area though,
where there's some really fancy things to show you,
I wanna go downstairs
because you're gonna see something pretty special there.
So, we're currently in the lobby
at SK Magenta facility, all right?
But watch this, this is so cool.
Follow me, follow me.
Behold the greatness.
That's what you want to see the big face
of all these radars doing.
And this is where a lot of the proteins
that also train at the facility hang out
and have been watching the race
and getting involved with things,
including people just passing by.
But you can see behind me, this is the best bit.
Okay, Echo has been notorious for not the best food
when we put it at the races, but that has all changed.
Three private chefs are working
at providing breakfast, lunch, and dinner,
freshly baked bread.
Everything is here in the morning
and you can see the work right now.
I wish you guys could smell what's going on.
So the raiders are gonna be eating good,
but more importantly is physical health.
The guys have sat down for such a long time
that they've actually now added a gym.
There's a gym for the guys to actually work out.
I was here at 7 a.m. this morning.
This place was rammed with certain raiders, not everybody,
but casters as well who were all working out here.
They've got table tennis,
they've got massage chairs around the corners,
all these things to keep the guys moving,
doing something, because they are sat down the whole time, but I know that's not the bit
you super want to see. Let's go and look at the really fun stuff upstairs where the players
are.
Now it's time to bring you inside the brains of the whole operation. Every single time
we do this there's a new piece of technology that's added for Echo's production team
to make the show even better. And as you can see here as we look over at Mitch's
desk, multiple stream decks. We actually use a combo of them here. We use the
stream deck plusses and the stream deck excels, and through here they can route
absolutely everything to control the whole production, everything you see. But this time
there's been a little addition. Algato has also come out with a USB dock which actually slides
into the back of the Streamdex allowing the guys to plug everything in at the back end and make
stuff so much tidier. Despite everything you see here, this is a well oiled machine. But
come with me, I want to show you something special. This is what you actually see. While
it's controlled from there, what we actually see goes on in this room here. This is the
The first thing you can see, of course, is this wonderful analysis desk.
This is where we're going to be during our mythic and much more complex bites, is managing
all the information we can give to you that's very technical and very informative.
But it's our job, and the job of the guys on the couch right now, is to deliver that
information in a way that's completely understandable.
As you can see, these guys also use these big stream deck pluses along with their
savory snacks and blankets to deliver that information for you, using those
knobs to coordinate things, get everything done and they can talk back to production,
they can manage their own volumes and they can put on a good show for you hopefully.
Well at some point when I get on the couch.
Now there's one little thing I want to show you okay, there's one thing I want to show
you which is the actual brains of Echo itself.
Now I can't show you much because they're doing some sneaky things right now but you
can kind of look over my shoulder and behind me what you're going to see is Potter,
Stripe and Roger.
These are the guys that are organising everything, planning strategies, working
with a lot of teams behind the scenes, obviously, using the El Gato WaveXLRs and their stream
decks to coordinate every POV, because they need to quickly switch between which player
they're watching and get everything sorted and there's no easier way to do it.
This is how we produce this show. We use all this technology in an amazing way and
what we're hoping to do is utilize it to make things simple, make things easy, and
of course El Gato is always a big part of that. For me, I'm going to take my place
here at the Analysis desk to help the guys out and for the rest of you, you're
gonna be able to watch these guys and myself over the course of the race. So
enjoy and let's go to our casting desk. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, welcome,
welcome to the race to world first. I am Alex from FappalCV. Enjoying me is the
amazing Menek. How's it going? Yeah, I'm very nervous. I'm gonna be honest. I think
it's the most nervous I've been in years. If you wanted, you could have
really liked the spiders and you know, built up sort of a comradery with
them over the last few days.
They've held you in high renown, you know.
Yeah, if you did that, can we switch to Jinji's point of view?
He has a special cutscene playing right now, as you can see.
Yep.
That's what happens if you really get closer to Spider.
Right.
Don't you dare.
Oh.
It's almost over.
She speaks like that now.
Hahaha.
Your ambition was rare, you know.
Yet despite even betraying your own mother, here you are.
How many people are watching?
The broadcast is being improved by what everybody wants.
How are we perfectly behind each foot?
Why do you look so excited when the feet get sniffed?
I'm glad that they can't make their way over to the Max Role Analysis Desk.
Oh no, they can't!
I'm between the toes!
One more tick.
Got a minute.
One more.
You can do it!
Clicking! What?
Oh, my god!
Oh, nine percent!
What did I do to win this?
What did he play?
He was clicking Death Strike!
Oh, he's gonna start taking a lot of damage.
He pops AMS or something.
He took no damage on this big kid.
Everyone else died.
And then he goes down and he clicks Death Strike!
I knew it!
I knew he was clicking Death Strike!
Oh, no.
Oh, mate.
Oh, oh, no.
Oh, the shame.
describe it to us. It's uh, uh, pliers or something. Not pliers, but it's a clamp.
It's, well, it's quite a legend going on. I guess we're going to have some clamps about
one. Let's attach this. There. Oh man. May the Lord have mercy. This is the strangest
bit I've ever done. Oh, this is taped! Uh, very recently on. Wolf, wake up. Wolf,
We're all fucked!
There we go.
I can't get...
I can't I've needed that one!
What's the burning?!
In exchange for item level...
...how much of your soul would you give for a Trinket Drop?
There we have Jordan ready to go delving...
...for Roger's treasure trove...
Champion!
Pee-pee...
Poo-pee...
Yup.
Oh no, not the forehead!
What is that?
Pretty sure they're Greg's sausage rolls.
Oh, snow!
No way!
Thank you!
We don't like shoes on the couch.
How about us crumbs on the couch?
Hmm?
I think your jury needs to fight in Alex at the end of the vote there.
As you can see, this is the Nova.
You can see coming out here, they go across the room over in that direction.
Oh no, this is going to start getting recursive.
didn't think this one through it's gonna keep getting deeper and deeper because
I'm on the stream and I'm showing the stream
oh no look oh no dodge that big aoe the portal
currently sitting on shoepair what a great name that is good old shoepair
ring coming in one second time portal's down dodge the orbs avoid the void
avoid the void's a good one we should use that one later on and usually a
co-castle coming in at this point but I think I'm just gonna keep
practicing because soon we'll have mythic next week we'll be mythic
Jordan and then we've got to get even hyper 2% of the answer again a killer. It's a world first cast of a hero
In that leaves us ready to put a puzzle together blindfolded
We're gonna speed run this I feel that you've had the time to think about how you would communicate this
I have no bearing haven't done that and I have the blindfolds. Yeah, I want the blindfold
Let's rock, paper, scissors for the blindfold.
Okay, right. On three. One, two, three.
I didn't. I had that.
This is why I think we're going to struggle with a six plus puzzle.
We were operating on a four plus mental level.
I said on three.
I'm going to do three then go.
Oh no.
This is why we communicated it beforehand.
And we're about to try to communicate through each other.
Can we get an instant replay to say, yeah, on three.
three okay and then I'm surprised my
oh dude is screwed let's try this again on three okay one two three all right I
get the blindfold you get the blindfold all right then so we're gonna set this
up okay I'm not gonna provide you with any sort of piece or are you just I
I don't think you can touch it. You can't touch it. I'll pick up pieces and you'll tell me where to put them.
And through my large amount of manual dexterity and intuitive, you know, understanding of spatial relationships, we'll magic our way to this.
Okay, so we've got to come up with a goal because I don't think we're going to be able to do this whole...
We're going to be here for like an hour. I'm doing this one puzzle.
Yeah, I'm not sure if we're going to be able to make the entire thing work together.
I can barely do rock, paper, scissors, let alone command some sort of...
It's so dark.
Okay, hold on. There you go. There's the headset.
I'm also... There we go.
You got this?
Yeah.
Feeling happy?
Yeah.
Okay. Should we get the headset on?
Oh, I want this in my life. This is amazing.
Blindfolded casting.
You know what? Sometimes I feel like I might as well be blindfolded.
Do you want to guess what they're doing right now?
I believe that they're about to start mythic!
The Oracle has forbidden...
It's not his...
It's happening in my mind.
Oh, look at that pulling the first bar.
So it's all right.
No, unfortunately, it's more dolls.
But OK, so the box is here.
Can you feel the box?
Yep.
OK, so we're going to.
I need to have the picture, because actually, so hold on.
Let me get the bottom of the box up.
So this is once again, chat.
We know what we're making here.
This is what we're making.
We're making a lovely dinosaur picture provided, of course,
to us by the wonderful Medic.
OK, so I'm going to take some pieces.
OK, so let's see what these pieces are.
Oh mate, um, there's nothing good yet.
Okay, I think I'm putting, I think I can kind of tactile
Oh, okay, hold on, that one on the left that you just placed down.
Uh, there we go, the tip of your fingers, we're going to be using that soon,
um, for the very top left.
Okay, so the flat part needs to be to the north of the photo overall.
There we go, good, perfect.
Okay, we're going to continue on.
We're going to try and build up that corner ideally.
We've got the peak of the, so I'd be looking for some edges.
Yes, edges, always edges.
I have an edge.
You do have an edge. That edge is going to go roughly in the top right.
That's going to be some volcano smoke eventually.
That's good. Yeah, it's not so bad.
Not too much further than that because otherwise you're going to start placing stuff on the side here.
Made the Lord have mercy upon the soul.
Um, that isn't... yep, that's nothing.
I have an edge.
You do... oh, you have a corner.
That corner is bottom left.
Okay, bottom left.
That's good. That's no further than that.
You don't want to be putting things off the edge.
You have a little bit of a leaf there.
Mike, Lord, this is gonna be...
This is gonna take a little bit.
I have full faith.
We just gotta get the ball rolling.
Oh, hold on. Another corner.
Top left.
And you can put that in with the other piece.
It's oriented correctly as well.
Oh my god, first connection here.
Here we go.
Through some sort of magic, we've managed to make a connection.
Oh, that's an achievement already.
That is an achievement already.
Clap, clap, clap, clap.
I wasn't sure that was gonna be...
Don't laugh!
That's not a...
...plaws!
Okay, I'm being marked.
So production is telling us to do all sorts of nonsense.
We'll put a few more pieces together for sure.
We promised chat. We've got an edge.
Okay, let's see it. Let's see it.
Do we want that edge?
I think that edge goes below.
Yes, so it's going to top left and it's going below.
You've done really good here.
It's going below that.
We're going to be able to make a little health.
We only have 100 pieces in this, right?
And we're already three in.
By my math, that's just shy of 5%.
I think I have five percent.
That is technically not wrong.
That is true and yet still on par with someone who says yes on three and then goes on four.
Screw you.
That is going to the north of the bottom left piece.
Is it going in?
Yeah.
I think.
Yeah.
I think.
Oh, we're making such good.
We're now at five percent.
Look at us.
Okay, we're making progress.
You just got to keep my spider senses are climbing like you're getting a lot of middle pieces right now
That's okay. We want to work in from the edge. I feel like yeah, although if you see something that like fits into that corner
I'm doing my best to be a your your rummaging around a high speed. Yeah, I'm getting more and more fluent looking for edges
You are there is a couple of edges. I found an edge
Making that noise because of the wet edge
Oh, you need you to turn that around so I can see it. I think that's the wrong way round. Yeah, that was
That is what is that? Oh, that's like bottom middle. That's that's that's a long way away
That's I think that might be unachievable
Overall
Any juncture the players stop doing delves I
I as the adverb and caster will let you know that you're missing out on action in the normal raid and we will immediately save
production tops of the normal raid and we'll
Casting real content for you. We have an edge. We are but we're gonna continue our edging. I think that is
That's gonna be like
Mid-left like as in it's on the edge, but mid-left. So we're gonna keep that roughly there for now
We're doing really good along the left edge if we can edge all the way on the left
They're not that would be an achievement for a noting so it's always worth edging the left. Let's
Here have a corner you don't even have to tell me hold on hold on
If you feel into the future, I feel that this is the top right corner. Damn, dude. You're part right
But I liked it. I like the conviction bottom. What that's bottom left. This is bottom right you wanted bottom
Yeah, that's bottom right. That was one of the options. Okay, I had a 50-50 there. It was what it was
But yes, okay, we're gonna continue on the left side. So if we can you see that like I can pull left side on the purpose
You just did that is
Between the it's it's south from the top left connecting in it is connecting the two pieces of the left-hand side together
It's is it really? Yes, it is. So there's only six pieces per side. No, no
It's in it's gonna connect. Um, because you have that mid-left piece. I think hold on
Can you please place that down for a second I don't think this fits so I've made a grave mistake. Oh, no
You're the one who can see
That is on the right side mid right the one that you said was on the left is actually on the right that doesn't mid right
Yeah, okay, so that's I got like do yes you did also towards the middle of the you've got like one little
Piece in the middle of the left-hand side right now
Can you try and find that so like okay now go to the to your right towards the middle of the
of the table. That piece needs to go on the left hand side. That's an edged left piece.
Very good. Is it part of the other edge? Or is it its own edge?
It's going to make the same thing but it's in its own little category right now.
So we have this edge with the corner and then this edge with the corner and then this
edge. Because the idea is that with this edge it's going from the top to the bottom.
I'm gonna
Topping and bottoming all we go through these edges
I really want to help and I'll go get shout at that
That is that's some like top stuff. That's that's that's full pin
We do see full left
If we can make the left edge, I will consider this to be a success
Oh, I've run out of edge pieces.
Uh, no, you- uh, trust me, Jesse.
You just gotta take the time that comes to the edging side of things.
Um, that's what edging is all about.
Um, that is top-right-ish.
The bin.
Bin edge. We can worry about that later.
W-w-w-what is this?
Uh, that's just a bit of plastic.
What am I talking about?
Oh, no, that's new nightmare unlocked.
Like, I just feel like Sam is just putting things in the box for me to put my hands on.
Oh they wouldn't do that. That'll be cruel.
I have an edge.
You do have an edge.
That is right side. That's a right side edge.
It also has a little bit of a face on it.
That's really nice.
That one didn't even make sense.
That edge has a face on it?
Sure.
Okay, so we're going to keep going.
Oh, here we go.
It's a big edge.
That is a big edge piece.
I think that might be a left side edge piece.
Oh, let's go.
Left side being connected to and get it.
I think that is towards the top is it connecting with connecting anything yet
It's between the middle and the top part
So we have a lot more left and then we have this one somewhere and then we have
This one somewhere and then we have bottom. Yes. There we go. So we're looking for two more left pieces. Okay
We're making progress
What's this?
When finding the pieces Jesse, why is it something else?
describe it to us it's a players or something I mean not players but it's a
clamp that's well that's quite a legend going on I guess we can have some
clamps about this man may the Lord have mercy this is the strangest bit
What is this tape?
Don't look at me, this is business.
This is going.
This is going directions that I did not expect to go this morning.
Well, it just get worse.
Just, just...
What is that?
This is a shoe.
It is a shoe.
I have no idea who's shoe it is.
Is it blue?
That's kind of, it is a blue shoe.
I mean it might be my shoe.
Oh my lord.
It might very well be blue.
I hope it's mine. I hope they didn't just have me put my hand in someone else's shoe
That's a little bit a little bit too zalatad for me. Oh, this is this is
Let's see if we can get one more
Okay, we're looking for left edges. Yeah, we're looking for left edges
I'm making sure you haven't put any of the left edges already in actually screw I'm helping okay, okay
But I'm pretty sure haven't you must have oh my lord, right?
I have unparalleled tactile proficiency. There's no way I've lost an edge piece. You did just put down an edge piece
But it's probably wrong edges for yeah, I knew that I knew that yeah, you could tell
We're looking for left edge. That would have that
Undefinable, you know air of leftiness for which I'm searching yeah a hundred percent, you know exactly what's going on
So chat what that came with the puzzle
Okay, so let's go on the other day. We're hoping we can use it to fix this segment
Mental
This was I didn't even know this was a thing until I sat down inside. We're gonna have found an edge. You did find that
It's the wrong side. Oh my god. No, why did oh no, it's not hold on
It's not it's for the bottom so the bottom right piece there is I've just got it my hand a place
But that's cheating you put it down. I I it was my mistakes. I fixed it bottom left
You're gonna use it to put along the actual bottom line. You're connecting. Okay, so this is connecting with the bottom left corner
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
So that now puts us look at that that puts us at one two three four five six seven eight eight percent
No longer estimating somewhere near 10 chat. That's pretty close to 10% does that count?
Production you need to let us know if we can
If cats and news we continue they donated their hard earned the money for this they knew their money's worth
Are you not enjoying this week?
We could we could always swap it and have us
We're not allowed to have lunch before the puzzles done.
Oh that's alright, that's alright. We're gonna solve this very very soon.
Oh this is a nice edge piece.
Uh that is a...
Dammit dude.
Um, that is an edge piece for the other side unfortunately.
That's a right side edge piece.
Which we're slowly gathering together.
We can maybe start putting stuff together on the right side.
I don't think we can.
I'm looking at them, looking at the state of the board dude.
And it's not our side.
Well the thing is this is this is working like any other game right the further we go with that success the more likely success is where we're going
I think I understood some of those words
The success is becoming concentrated over here the left pieces here somewhere. I think um
No, dude, what not only do the pieces fall on the floor. I'm looking at your mining pieces. None of them are edge pieces
You mean I've missed it somewhere, but this is an edge. You just lie. Um, I'll know that that's like a top edge
okay it's this is this is cooked this is to Kurt I think I think we need to take
the executive decision that we might have you done we might have failed to do a
six-plus puzzle this is an edge it is hold on turn it around hold on hold on
hold on hold on yes I think that is he was doing over here bottom right oh does
connect it just connects bottom right to the side of the corner yeah like yeah oh
yeah no no no like that yeah all right uh huh there we go progress has been made
okay kept saying we were out of any chances we made we made some sort of
this is such a mess you got to tweet this out afterwards this is the best that
we've made with this this is like the worst thing has ever come to it right
let's see all right I've run out of edges I think that's it I don't know
where we are anymore I'm sorry I feel like a fat you failed me okay okay all
right time right last last split Jesse came in top to the healing meter left
didn't elaborate so we need to nerf him by playing blindfolded and having me and
Preach
All right, I am I am blindfolded I can't how would you how would you like this instruction?
I mean do you want some moves left? So we practice I left is strafe left, right?
When I don't turn you away
We did not tell you goblin jumps
Let's not do that, Jesse.
Okay, my hand.
Stop moving forward.
Listen, listen, this is not my keyboard.
All right.
Now, thank you for that orientation.
Now I'm moving left and right, yeah?
Yes.
And now if you could backpedal.
If please backpedal, just a smidge.
Keep coming.
Hold it for like six seconds.
Am I going off the edge if I do this?
No, no, no.
You're good.
Trust me, I do not want you ninja pulling the boss.
Oh.
All right, stay there.
Yeah.
Okay.
He got me jumped into Ulgrac's crotch.
Okay, he's just...
He wants feeding, but not like that.
My hand is now anchored on the movement keys that won't happen again. All right. This is Joven's place
My mouse on the screen working. Yes, you are moving the cam. You're all right. So maybe I could buff. Yeah
Sure. Yes
You're way ahead of the game they still aren't you're starting to pull time. Okay. Yeah, you've got me that I need a flask
Okay, right
So
Oh, yeah, I
Which ones oh, is it the red?
Okay, Jordan doesn't know what the new flasks look like I do
Okay, so is it I was working out if it was the blue
Production leaking the fact that
Yeah, I have the haste flasks. All right, so mouse left
Little bit more. Okay. I feel like I'm doing a claw machine. Okay, you should just keep going left until stop. Yeah, okay. Yeah, stop
Hold on the masses like tight
This is good actually right now straight down. Okay, hold on. I lost the Q button
Okay, this must be tilde this must be
There's a slight concern that we can't move the mouse without you having to rearrange your
hands.
That's a little concern.
Well, the mouse was just really tight.
Okay.
Now where am I going for the flat?
Okay.
So now straight down.
Keep going.
Three hours later.
Oh, okay.
That's crazy.
Right up.
It's not faster than the furious.
Stop.
And now right.
He's like a claw machine.
Did we do it?
like a claw machine. Did we do it? No, no, right, right? Oh, I thought you were going to
right click. Oh, hey, now up, stop, now click. Wait, what is that? Click now. There you go.
Excellent. Yes, we did it. Good job everyone. Now, help me to put earth shield on a relevant
target. Um, oh my God. I have a question. Yeah. What's Earthshild? Oh, good. It's talking to the mage.
Uh, there's actually no point yet. They're not here. Okay. Very good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just wait. It's just
terrible at putting groups together. So he called and demanded your presence,
G. Well, they thought maybe I'd have to know when they're full. Well, it's in his name, right?
Just wait. So is this what you consider, G. That what you're about to do is a statement
Overall that you would like to pass community that rest or shaman is so easy that you can literally play raid bosses blindfold
It's true that when you're playing to Temic rest or shaman you drop by hit totem. It chain heels you chain heal
It also chain heels the chain heels go everywhere. I don't need to do anything
Will you be popping ascendance into chain heal?
They're awesome. Yes. Yeah, typically court, you know stacked up with a bunch of totems
No reason to pop a sentence and you don't have totems down to chain heal your chain
No, it's cool for a spirit when things get spicy
Close my bag. Yeah. Yes. All right. You're all set. The summons are coming in the players are on their way
We've got excellent fraga win. We've got swag in they haven't arrived yet though
I assume now I can't put it up with your cool down of the fifth button on the top row that is my most important button
It's on a 30 second cooldown. I'll drop it now
Healing ring down. Yes, and then I can move it somewhere else
So you guys need to help me put my healing ring in a useful spot and I need to put it down
Oh, rich.
Okay.
Well, that looks like a useful spot.
Okay.
Especially since I haven't pulled the boss yet.
No, no, you're doing really well.
Yeah, but you've got to pre-heal everyone.
Pre-heal going off right now.
Yeah, okay.
Yes.
I feel I should tell you your healing range did not work.
Oh, did it not go anywhere?
I know, I feel like I can't wait to screw it really badly,
but it is a bit me.
Did I put it down somewhere?
Nope.
On the damage, Peter.
You haven't dragged me, I could have.
You just didn't activate when you pressed it.
Are you sure?
did not I could see you pressing it I think it's you've got no line of sight
on what you're trying to do yeah I think it's going to bring over the details there
you go yay we did it it's gonna go off where my mouse is so I do need to help
me with that but we need to put my mouse in a relevant spot somewhere on the
screen just put it in the middle okay put you in the middle where's the middle
okay do you see your character no just maybe mouse you can maybe I should have
Change these to at player macros.
That would be, I mean, just tap the boss.
I don't want to do that and then pull it.
Look with healing ring?
Well.
Will it drop a defeat if you tap the boss?
No.
It'll only drop one of my mouse.
Oh, is it a mouse over?
Yeah, it's an at cursor macro.
But we could change that.
Okay.
Can you do that blindfolded?
Yes.
All right.
Okay.
Hit the escape key.
I think I did.
Nope.
Okay.
We can't see your mouse.
wiggly mouse it's not on the screen right now do you have okay on the other
months go down until we say stop left until we say stop up a little smidgey
boo click all right we're in okay there is a problem yeah the overlay from the
I would just press the scapegoat
I'm going to cheat for this part
Oh, shuffled!
Yeah, I'm cheating for this part
Did you even make it to the pool?
No, we made it
Player
Well, we almost pulled the balls
That target
No, no, no, no, player
I want him on me, I don't want to die
I don't know that it's only saving that
Okay, there's a problem, this is a...
I don't know what to do
okay there's a problem this is a German keyboard
are you expecting to still top the healing meat is here are they no Zazi is
Zazi in? no Frago's in. oh Frago's DPS right now though. mmm we have. are they all Puggeroo healers?
Rison, Athena I don't recognize, Zaitla, Scythe, Eitan, Sive, it works. I healed with the power of my son.
Okay, that didn't happen. We're good to go now.
Excellent.
Dangerous heal.
1, 2, 3.
This is...
I really need you to hold the right mouse button and turn your mouse to the left.
No, no, no, no, no. I want it. I want a challenge as well here.
Alright, and I'm moving.
Yes.
Yeah, you're moving a bit more to the right. You're moving the camera more to the right.
Left, left, left, left, left. There you go. Left, left, and pull it down.
So, move your mouse up, up with the mouse. Perfect.
Yes, now we've got a good view.
Yeah, push tab, and I have boss targeted.
You have the boss.
I'm assuming you're gonna do DPS, you're not gonna be really forced.
Of course!
Excellent.
Now?
No, not now, not now.
Okay, first of all we need to Earth Shield.
Mouse down until we say.
Okay.
Bolt, left until say.
Bolt, up.
Stop.
Mires.
Click.
And...
Go!
And David!
Many Rift Tide.
Alright.
There it is.
And then I would go up and right in equal measure.
So up until we say.
Oh stop and right smidge right you good
Let's go fast left
Okay, right
Up tiny tiny down a little yeah press
Nailed it. That was the ready chest. I know where your mouse is. It's pretty censored
15 seconds full time. Right, press bloodlust now.
No. Come on!
This is exactly what I didn't want.
Have you got audio?
Alright, three, two, one, go!
Lightning bolt!
Yes, lava burst in. Perfect, perfect.
Alright, everybody's grouped on you. They have pulled the boss to you.
So you can start healing now. They're taking some of the AWE damage.
The webs are coming. Get ready to run.
They're not under you. How the hell is this? We need to angle. I think to see under his feet. Yeah, that's it. That's good
Yeah, yeah
All right, I hope force trolling you is putting you in a poison. These mages am I right? Yeah
I defensive. I defensive. Okay. No, you totally fine. I read for how somebody died, but it wasn't your fault
You're not you need to hold your right mouse button and turn it to the right a little bit because you're not
That's perfect. Okay. No, you got walk forward a smidge. Oh
Oh, they brought it to you!
Oh!
Oh, they gripped you out!
Fraggo dragged you out!
Okay, so right mouse button down and certainly camera to the right.
I walk forward.
Right.
Walk forward, shall we say?
Yep.
Stop.
Aim camera left a bit.
Left a bit more.
Walk forward now.
Until we say.
Stop.
Whee!
Go Jay, you got this.
Alright, more.
Yep, stop blasting.
More, more.
Tell me if people need healing because otherwise I'm just not going to do that.
I mean, a little bit?
Yeah, why not, chain heal now.
Okay, tome, hand heal.
Yeah, tell me if you want me a lot of healing, okay?
No, everyone's full HP.
We'll just have the big AOE soak,
so you can do a little bit of AOE healing.
Yeah, you'll have both some cooldown.
Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
All right.
Throw some light in boss mode.
Big damage!
All right, his move is...
Oh, okay, the boss's move,
we're going into phase two now.
Okay, now this is how he'd help.
We're gonna have to dodge the boss charging across the...
Oh, okay.
No, you can start spam healing from here.
Right, maybe walk forwards a little bit.
Okay, that's fine.
All right, let's see where the ads are spawned in.
Okay, so now we wanna strafe right.
That's it.
Train lightning?
Yeah, are you depressed, Ham?
Yeah, yeah, you can train lightning now.
Okay.
You're not targeting anything.
Oh, okay.
Now run forward, forward, forward.
Right, that's it.
you fine we did good you're totally fine I keep trying to grip you
trying to save me or kill me who's gripping you it's a little bit of both
alright people are taking a light bit of damage you could put a little bit of
telling me to feed all right move your mouse up when you want to damn okay
so what forward to the boss now keep going yeah keep going for a while
Hold I'm gonna you've been rooted. It's fine. Okay next phase has started people are full health over here. Okay, not yet
You still rooted so keep walking forward hold you got root again. There's a lot of webs. I'm we're not gonna we
Two seconds to unroot right walk forward
Keep going you've got to get across the other side of the platform. Uh-huh keep walking
Almost there right hold okay stop now. All right now you can healing rain
Yep, yep, right till you come a slightly to the right now. There you go. You can lava burst now
Yeah, you were just not slightly in front of him. Yeah, you weren't facing him quite. Oh big damning you are
So we're not going to try and put you in the soaps because they keep gripping you out of it
Damage so people aren't going in the silk. Oh the assembly. Okay, so this works a healing rain down
You're right in the midst of everybody now. Oh you can do PS now everyone stops okay, okay, then it's worked clearly. Yes
Yeah, yeah, you're actually like surprisingly doing well. It's unfortunate rice and I'm frago are in here
But you're definitely dominating the other plug healers. Absolutely
Yeah
Little trickle damage nothing special going on. All right, okay
Pedal back pedal little bit
Little bit stop stop stop right there. Okay. We're going the energy. We're almost doing stage two
Yeah, we're gonna keep you out the dodges now
Charges we're gonna do a really good job. I'm ready. We're nearly there. See you got making it right stage two incoming
Boss is now borrowing down. Maybe we can do some damage to the ads. Well, then we got a little bit of damage out last time
Yeah, they're not starting yet. They're just doing he's just doing his nut back. Yep. Hold. I think they were hoping to kill it before
Oh, yeah, he's gone. The charges great. All right. You've got a charge on you. Run forward. Run forward. Run forward
Stop
Okay, you good. Yeah, that charge is dodging in that's fine
All right, that we need to do. Yeah, we need to turn him around for the ads like hold right mouse button and tilt camera to the right
Keep going keep going. Yeah, keep going keep going keep going perfect
Yeah, we need a bit more of a bird's-eye view though. So maybe tilt the camera up a bit. Yeah, there we go
Oh, yeah, I'll go away. Yeah, now you've got line of sight on the ads so you just check
Oh, I'm telling them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I
I could healing rain baby.
You can, it's just a little trickle like Ryzen and Frago was yonking all the healing off you to be honest.
Alright, now we can try and get you back to the boss.
Yes.
Maybe we can feed the boss.
Okay, so walk forward just a little, little tiny bit.
Okay, left.
Alright, wait hold on I've managed to make you in a little bit of an awkward direction.
Okay so forward a bit more. Oh no it's fine the boss has been fed. Right we're gonna keep running towards the boss.
Right keep your blind fold on. They're gonna come and change this overlay on your PC.
Okay. Yeah Sam's gonna change it so he's gonna shuffle you.
Okay hold. Yeah we couldn't see the top left of your screen if your camera's not in the right
place we have no idea. Okay all right good can we get him to the boss? Yeah.
All right I believe. Okay first of all stop moving.
Yeah, sorry, Sam's just changing one thing and we're just gonna wait for that for a second just that the
How did I do? How did I do? You did okay? You did okay? All right. Are you getting into the boss Sam as well?
Yeah, I can't do it or you can do it.
They're gonna pull without him or we're gonna have to try and sort someone out, which is not gonna work.
Yeah, run me to the boss maybe. Yeah, cuz he's gotta click the bat.
Yeah, okay, I'll save you from the bat. Yeah, he's gotta click the bat.
Keep running.
We're headed to Bloodbound Horror, yeah?
So you guys have to get me in the downstairs phase
and keep me out of the puddles and avoid the beam.
Yeah, we did really well.
Yeah, I'm surprised I didn't get hit by a charge.
Thank you guys, that was good.
You got hit once.
Yeah, we may have failed you slightly.
I like how you didn't say anything about it,
like personal or health stuff.
Well, I mean you're very well protected by your ex-rade of friends right now.
Ah, yes, very good, very good.
Yeah, we were going to have you into Soak.
Oh, how are we going to...
Okay, this is actually rough.
How are we going to get him into the front soles in time?
Uh, I...
Just follow the group, I'll be in one group, but you're there and just stick me in it.
Yeah, I'm more...
Okay.
Yeah, no, this is fine.
We need some terminology for you, Gene.
I'm sorry?
Run of the curve.
Uh, scroll the mouse wheel forward.
Oh when I was changing your transmog on stream Jesse which I would never do.
Ah you now admit it!
Oh no!
What?
I would never do this!
Nice account sharing and that's not funny.
Oh yeah no.
I actually don't believe you did that.
No I didn't do that.
But you know I was, well I actually leaned on your mouse and I scroll wheeled.
Because it just happened.
Yeah I thought I was going to zoom out the camera.
Yep just like when I put my hand on the keyboard and pushed Gustav Wind and almost pulled the boss earlier.
Nothing happened.
Okay, I mean I'm throwing but some used your rank you died to trash
I mean be fair I doubt I would have been able to
take the Ankh in combat anyway. Okay yeah oh no this is fine you killed again
all right well there'll be a red shortly they're finishing trash all right all
right yeah they're finishing trash you're gonna be okay all right so this
boss we need to make sure that Jesse is in the correct group for the
downstairs phase yeah just put me in one of the groups and have me follow along
and we need to dodge the heroic mechanic which is the beans coming out at the
sides of the bosses and going anti-clockwise so there's a few things
that we need to do there's also a big circle you're gonna have to get me out
of and tentacles yeah you got a lot of work to do oh yeah and ideally I don't
run the tentacles through my friends oh yeah no that would never happen of
course, especially not over the majors. No. I guess they must have told the raiders
that I'm blindfolded if they were rescuing me out of things. Actually, I don't think
they did. I think they just assumed that you've lost it in your old age. Fair assumption,
let's be honest. I am, in fact, 39 years old. All right, we need to accept the rest.
We need to accept the rise so move the cursor up.
Okay now left.
Okay now click down.
No no no no, sorry.
Go up.
My directions are...
Okay now click.
Am I alive?
Yes, you're alive.
And now maybe rebuff.
Okay, am I pushing water shield?
Yeah yeah yeah.
Okay.
And I should her shield myself I guess?
And perhaps a tank yeah, you know, I don't know which group you're gonna be assigned soon hold on
Do they do 135? Yes 135 246. Okay. What's your character's name?
Jeth Shaman
How could you not figure that out? Okay, so I didn't read them all
Alright, so you are group four. I assume you have your groups. Let's go
Yes
Sure
Looking at this setup that makes sense. Yeah, I think they are, yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay. So you're group 4, so I assume that's going to the right.
That would be standard play. Can you turn to the left? Don't move, just turn to the left. Yeah, pan the camera round.
Or? Oh, sorry, I got distracted. You tell me to do something if you get distracted, I'm just spinning in circles.
chat love spinning it's fine okay so pan the camera around to the right okay
halt now we're now we're looking at the boss excellent so I tab and target him
yeah just just don't any flame shot okay all right very good
cool what's happening the silences disturbing I had to run and get
change quit so I can join you in a fine echo shirt quick outfit change it is a
nice jersey it is I do like the echo jerseys are these on sale are these not
for not for the the low man no they are yeah you can you can order a jersey and
you can have your own name added to it
expression mark much in the chat I got more information
We're in the middle of a fight!
We're forward!
Ok stop!
So now start blasting
Yeah, start blasting
And strafe left
Say 3 more seconds
Now forward a bit
Excellent, you're with the group
You're still on top of Ryze
Move left!
Right spot
We're in the sludge
Left, just keep running
Do this like a pro. This is shambles. Okay, you good now. Okay. Yeah, this is fine
All right, we have the beams coming in
Now we want to go right
That's it. Okay. Keep going. You know, hard right straight hard, right?
Maybe move backwards a little bit of smidge. Stop. Is it stop hold healing rain here?
How long do they? Yeah, perfect. Okay now we need to get you into the frontal
ideally it's gonna be about here let's see if you can see that you'll be able to
see the ad spun yeah we need to run left left left left left left left go go
keep going keep going fast fast fast and hot yeah we did it all right so maybe
pan your camera to the left a little bit left and tab right right a bit you went
too far there you go you good it chain lightning oh wait we need to run for it
oh yeah but they're probably going to res you they're marking you hold on did you
not warn me of slicer the beam spawned on you we do not we can neither confirm
or deny whether it was intentional but the beam literally spawned in your face
yeah they did not only just kill you by the way the group I imagine more than
This is an outrageous, where's the res?
Who they res in?
I think they should.
No, they're not a res in person, a helper.
They actually did wipe on this boss earlier.
Oh really?
Yes, in one of the runs they was.
Was it just a low DPS run?
A couple of people got clipped by a beam exactly like this and then they didn't have
a DPS to kill the adds downstairs and you get overwhelmed with adds and add shields
to the boss and makes it unfealable.
I've been doing heroic reviews and we were fine up until Overnax.
That's a high, you need some good deeps on that one.
True, that boss is quite difficult.
Yeah, if you fall behind on the damage by the last platform, we get every egg, we hit berserk multiple times.
Oh yeah, because you did the Heroric Crate, was I gonna say, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, we're not clear yet. We'll get there, we'll get there, but it's fun as hell.
But every boss I've seen so far is demolished by a bit of gear.
True.
Yeah, we've kind of been talking about this lightly between us on the couch.
How do you feel about Mythic?
Because we were just saying, you know, sometimes...
Where's the wall?
Yeah, or just sometimes normal and heroic falling quite quickly has no reason to have any indication
of how Mythic will be, but...
The last three could be, if it was at once, the last three could be hell.
Hell, yeah.
I think you could blindfold off, Geith.
There's literally nothing happening.
You're just dead on the screen.
I just did.
Oh, that's so bright when I've been blindfolded.
Yeah.
Blinded.
Exactly where you are stood is where they cast the beam at you.
Yeah.
this angle as well I didn't quite see the shadowy little indication of where it was falling.
If I'd been stacked with everyone they could have been stacked.
Would you even get just after the mounts?
To be fair that means it probably wasn't a snipe, they want to position the beam in
such a way that it minimizes the length of time.
Oh it went in the same spot this time as well, so yeah we managed to...
That means they have the maximum amount of time before the beams come over to
these...
somehow managed to put you in exactly the right place to get here to the perfect
beam someone say someone say that that was your fault oh we've been gifted a
question mark box okay okay I well quick yeah I'll read it in a second I'll
quickly finish the story because otherwise I'm gonna forget it's a win mark among
I had no haste that was the problem I have like 2% haste and apparently you
you really need to pay some of that cost. Okay, so the box says a gift inside for Medic,
and then it says B-E? B! It says Medic B-E, right? Okay. Okay. A gift inside for Medic if
he answers these questions three. Oh, a gift inside for Medic B if he answers these questions
three. So the major issue I had with this, right, is if we have a look at this, this
This looks like an S set, which is a letter in the German alphabet, in Strasser, Heise, etc.
So I thought this was Mediksss, but it's not, it's Medic B.
Wow!
A gift inside for Medic B, if you answered this question to me, I can't open it until
instructed.
So you're just going to patiently wait?
Yep.
No more talking.
Just waiting.
Okay, we're just going to sit in the stair.
Oh, Mitch has told me I can open it now.
Okay, I'll wait for Mitch to... Oh. I have to open three questions. Where are the questions?
Instructions of the quiz! I hope you were audible to the stream there, Mitch.
Now I'm on it. Okay, let me put this... If I put this here...
Oh my god, it looks so ominous.
It does. Also, the gold pen. Yeah, I love the gold pen.
Very impressive. We have three questions for you.
They're all Zalatath related. Oh no!
If you can answer them all correctly, you'll be allowed to open the box.
Okay, and if I get one wrong?
No box for you, yeah?
How are you gonna stop me?
No, I didn't get it from them.
I'd like to see you try, mate. I'm quick on the trigger with opening boxes.
Okay.
Okay. Three questions about Xalatath.
Can Jordan help me?
No.
Jordan, if you mute your microphone, they'll never know.
This is a wish.
Okay, how many times do Xalatath?
I will allow this.
Jordan can help you with facial reactions only, you can't shake your head or like nod, no yes's or no's
Can I get one ask to the audience?
No, you want to trust chat?
I want to trust chat for one question
That's not bad
They would never like us
Yeah, I'll give them two options
Yeah, we could do a poll
Okay, are these multiple choice questions?
No
Can they be?
No, please
Absolutely not
It's a good gift in there, you want this gift
I do, that's why I wanted to be, I want to get the questions right
I just want the bomb
I also, I have this like inexorable urge to be correct about things, and when pets come up, I'm really worried.
I will allow you one poll the audience, with two choices obviously.
And one for an a friend?
No.
Reduction, what's the answer?
Enough stalling, first question.
Okay.
What is the weapon called that Zalatath was contained in?
What?
It's, you got this, I believe you.
The weapon in which she was contained, is this in the war within?
No.
And how am I meant to know that?
You can use your poll, the audience can use it.
But I have to give them two options.
Yeah?
It's so doomed.
What was the weapon in which she was contained?
Yeah.
OK.
You can facial reactions.
Is it a sword of some sort?
Is it a bow?
Is it an amulet?
It's not a weapon.
It's sword?
OK.
Kind of a sword.
A hammer.
A mace.
A longsword, a bigsword, uh, scythe, it's a weapon, and it's kind of like a sword, a
stuff.
Can you picture Zeltev holding a big-ass hammer?
No, but she was contained within this.
Yeah, yeah, but...
She also has the weapon.
We may have made this too hard.
Yeah, we may have made this too hard.
This is impossible!
Like, is it the amulet she has around her chest?
It's a dagger.
Oh, it's the... it's a cool dagger.
There you go.
Okay.
Okay, that's the way it's called.
It's called a dagger.
No, the question is imprecise.
It is called a dagger.
That is the type of weapon.
You're not going to get us on a technicality.
No, if I say, hey, what's Excalibur and I say a sword, it's called a sword.
Alright, so let me have that one.
Yeah!
Let's go!
You want to know the answer, at least.
Of course I want to know the answer.
The weapon was called Zelotaph.
Oh!
Blade of the Black Empire.
You didn't know that!
I knew that!
I thought it was Naifu!
Yeah, Naifu would have been an acceptable answer.
Okay.
Naifu would have been acceptable.
Okay.
But it's not a knife, it's a dagger.
True.
This one might be hard too, but we'll see.
Please make it easier.
Who frees Zalatath from her prison?
Ooh.
This was in the intro cinematic to this experience.
Okay, yeah.
You would have watched,
because it played when you started playing the video game.
Yeah, but then I probably...
Are you a dirty skipper?
I probably was.
I probably watched it once and I forgot.
Unlucky shame.
Okay, the jailer does everything, obviously.
Technically, the jailer is the puppet master.
So we could say...
Well, technically we gave you a hint
with the answers to the last question.
Oh, I didn't listen to it.
It's called Zalatath the Blade of Something.
Not about the name, about when that weapon existed.
I mean, existed in the cutscene.
Why did it exist?
It was Dragonflight.
I assume it's chronological, the way that wow expansions work?
Yeah.
So post Dragonflight, who have you got?
You've got the baddie dragons, and you've got the goodie dragons.
It's not going to be chromie.
Well, to be fair this dagger didn't really exist in either of those expansions.
Okay, so is it something from the Twisting Nether?
Ooh.
So someone's in the Twisting Nether.
Who exists in the Twisting Nether?
Okay, so you can't nod and you can't shake your head.
However, could you mouth out the first letter of the thing, Person, who feeds Salatath?
Am I allowed to?
Let's let's let's watch Jordan this Jordan. Do you know the answer? No
Okay, so who else
I'll give you some more because you're you're a relatively newer player, right? Yes, so Zalop has Lord goes way back to like
Like old gods way back. Okay void and wait in the songs. Yes back far back
so
Think about yeah, that's really helped me cuz I I don't know who the old gods are either. I know
This law goes way back to yeah, but you could you could go with that answer if you want I could go with this off
You could you could pull chat you could pull chat. I've got a nice facial reaction from over here
Yeah, I'm gonna go with this off. I want chat for the third answer. Okay, okay, that's correct
The last question probably the hardest one
How many toes to rings three
We gotta check his brown
I'm gonna actually check to see if I'm either two or three I think I have a picture of it. Give me a second
hold on hold on I really hope that's right that's the hilarious moment yeah this is
gonna be good just give me a sec I'm gonna do the thing yes it is I knew it
indeed three there are indeed three there congratulations the question was how
many toe rings would you lick off this unattended toes right yeah sure okay so
I'm sorry chat I couldn't use you for the whole preamble the box of course
So, within this box contained is a gift flown from another country from an award-winning establishment.
Please feel free to open your box.
I'm very excited now.
Let's go.
Is it award-winning cheese?
It's heavy.
Oh, could be cheese.
Do you want to feel it? It's like...
All right, okay.
It's not that heavy.
All right, here we go.
An award? Okay, what about...
Can I keep the box?
What is that?
Pretty sure they're Greg's sausage rolls.
Oh no!
No!
Thank you!
Let's go!
I got some Greg's sausage rolls.
I haven't had Greg's in years.
Do you want to put that next to you?
I want to keep this.
I'm going to eat some Greg's.
You can talk. I'll mute my picture.
Excuse me.
We subbed you with the Gregs.
12 Greg sausage rolls. This is amazing.
Are you joining us?
There's some beans for you afterwards.
Okay, cool.
And there's the pork bean.
Thank you so much, Peach.
Thank you, everyone.
I've been told that if you require ketchup, you may ask.
No.
I don't like ketchup.
Ketchup on sausage rolls?
This is...
I...
I mean, I will like that later, but for now we're going...
I'm getting crums.
War and wriggling is the uh...
How bad is... we don't like shoes on the couch.
How bad is crumbs on the couch?
I think you're joining Mike and Alec with an emote there.
Emote?
All right, savor it.
Tell us what you're experiencing right now.
It looks life-changing.
Oh, it looks life-changing.
I'm sure everyone has a feel like this.
Because sausage rolls from Greg's are not the best sausage rolls in the world.
They're not. 100%. They're not the fluffiest, they're not the tastiest.
The sausage meat isn't the most succulent. However, there is a part of me that just returns to my childhood when I eat a sausage roll.
roll and the pastry that is stodgy and still moist somehow, the meat that tastes like it
is being processed to Timbuktu and back, it just...
I'm all for 20p.
It reverts me back to my childhood, I'm actually, I might cry.
I haven't had a Gregg sausage roll in probably 15 years and here I have...
What an amazing gift.
Yeah, I have so many of them.
Oh.
I'll have to live it. The Greek Sausage Rolls.
Those questions were flipping hard, though, Lance. Like, how am I meant to know that?
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment we've all been waiting for. We've been waiting an entire week
for this. That's right! Mike gets to see Adele. And Gidgy's in a daze! And look at him casting
the spells! So there you can see that Spitfire Fuse Tender throwing that dynamite out there.
Mike is of course going to have to sidestep that. Otherwise, a hell of a lot of damage
is going to be coming in. How do you think he's going to be dealing with the upcoming
lack of breath that's coming in? This part of it? I can't do this.
No. Welcome to the first two days of heroic
work. New living journeys. You keep defending it. You tell me a modern country that has
everything closed on a Sunday these days. Outrageous shenanigans to poor. Ever since
some finnair? Attitude. OOOH! Another neck, let's fucking go guys.
Oh we got beans on toast! Let's go! Thank you! Thank you! It smells so bad!
Oh
The way they squish. I know Jesus pop up and say that definitely doing splits, but
I wait until you don't talk you flavor. I was let me set a case
They're gonna do splits all day to me
It just a kind of Roy if she is almost like a combination of cymox and me from
Um...
Awwww...
Of course...
I guess he was sleeping.
We saw some of the players who did get timed out will put it that way for being...
They were banned.
They were banished.
Speaking from experience, there is different levels to banning.
Okay.
Now, Roger, the most important question, the most pressing question.
Yeah.
When is the laundry returning?
So, we have an ETA of tomorrow 1200.
We'll get regular updates and keep you all up to date.
Is it splits for the laundry or are you doing a whole combined?
There's going to be a spreadsheet that you need to follow.
I will email it to you tonight.
And when it arrives, do we get to split the loot between the girls?
Or is it each person gets their own individual?
It's going to have to be personal loot on this one.
Yeah, that's a shame, but I was hoping to get one of Cush's shirts, so I'll be honest, but...
I'll read on.
But Charity, and a bit of Gambler and some splits since Friday, I will drink my beanie rim juice.
I think Masticates the beanie's slow-lens central.
Oh, good.
There you go.
Oh!
That's a stubby!
Look at you, rat.
So, did you notice how long it took Mike to touch the feet?
As you say.
I found horror it's gonna be the one staying down in the unseeming 2% left
Let's see what they can do
Oh no, don't let the shield channel
Oh come on, keep plowing, they got 0.5% left
Oh the raiders getting so low, Maristair live
It's time for you to show off, if you are the best player here
OHHHHH
They got so lucky
Ah, that's how we start progress guys
That's how we start progress guys
Okay, we dodged the webguys, do not die to the web, but be kind of embarrassing
Then we're getting ready to clean the web soon. We want to especially clear on the blue area
Robin, collect the balls for the back part away
Do it, point
We're in here to be dangerous
Yeah, we got to
And then we have the
So coming up, we have a Vika of it. Yeah, group 1-2, 1-2 in here
Do you want to bring it in?
No.
Watch it.
Oh, if I...
Yeah, really, you want to?
Oh, I'm dead.
I lost so many, I expected this.
There's a lot of people that went in that were not supposed to go in this.
Yeah, I was about to save it.
Well, I'm very confused.
I don't think I'll...
Come on.
That gave me a...
I'm very...
Yeah, watch the weapons.
And then we clean the weapons, guys.
And then, after that, we have all the remaining people going in there.
Second.
Okay.
I'm not the one that wants to hurt you.
Go in, onto the shed if you didn't get.
Far away, go far, go far.
Go far.
You guys are getting hacked, huh?
You did, but...
The fuse on us also is very hard, huh?
I'll bring Boston to the middle.
D.va, this one is coming.
Hold it.
Don't be too close, don't they?
Nice.
not coming here to the spider
you spoke to me Chris you said don't die I thought I was gonna deal damage
yeah same bro I mean this charge will kill us
I'll be dodging I can someone test that I'll take scourg
you can take that one of course remember gonna focus the big boys
charge coming here we dodge
And another one, watch out guys
I'm killing these boys here, and then we need to pick up the bodies to kev up
Like we learned in this bit
I'll just get the cleanse from the Volk
We have a Jolly
And make sure to pick up the blue guys
I'll close the spider on the floor
I'm treating you well
We need more people, oh we need actually more than 20, so we need to go for another round cause
We'll have early
That's only my intonation.
And three more people.
Okay, we're good. Go, go, go.
Yep.
One more.
He's canceling.
Okay, we're going into this corner here, nothing.
Don't figure the webs.
And down is a nice means.
And of course, doing it on blue.
Do you want us to get the message?
No, no, no.
We can hit him right now.
Can you hear me now?
Okay.
Make a good path for your guys.
Yeah, make a nice path here.
cool it's this one sprints yep only group one and two yeah last time with three people extra
and go far underneath i have to initial one yeah the initial is of course the flicks win
red blue go far go far that's where the gate is so it's a little bit to the left
that was mechanic actually already we're getting ready engines to webs again
okay so it is i guess you're in breath
I know that I left something up.
I don't know what happened.
Then stand and you remain in people,
smoking air, go to blue, go to blue,
jet-sprint, jet-sprint.
Careful of the web, careful of the web.
Take portal, remember.
And we bring the boss into the middle.
Right, go to...
Or would you also permanent on any assault on the...
On the leader on screen?
No, all I do actually.
I was actually not sure if it was the way it was.
Okay, what's your role?
That's even rushing this stage.
I'm not tracking the cleanse right now, so I'll just call random name, I guess.
You tank this one Robin, I'll take the other one.
I'll take the other one.
I'll take Skull.
But there's more of them.
Let's get it.
Okay.
You can bury him.
Make sure to kill the big boys by the way, yeah the ones killing us
I should charge here, creep as well
I know they pick up a
Bob's if you are
killing right now
Throw the clan smear, frag the clan smear, yeah
Bob's is quite low if I can start again the clan smear
Yeah, everyone pick up, yeah
Yeah, everyone needs to have, we need 25 in total, so we need the runes either way
You runes?
You're not destroying this at sea?
You don't have much else
But there's rallying starts now
four more pickups and then come and bring it
this time was quicker
was even quicker than this
never saw this one
guys you need to use it
use it
one wins on this
yeah, use it on the next one
don't trigger the webs
trigger
And we're cleaning blue, we get new weapons and then we clean blue guys.
Watch blue cos, watch the move of the cleaners.
What's over?
Give up this one.
Then we have group one and two, and then Aeron, good.
I can see where they're at.
Giant close screen.
What about bosses?
Oh.
You get the right damage first.
Both is dead.
Yeah, he's definitely there.
Blue boss guys, blue boss.
Push.
One, two, one!
We're winning our smooth clicks.
You can pop one.
What is this last one?
Group one and two are staying here.
Group three and four move a bit.
Yep, that's correct.
First one left.
He's definitely going to keep it.
I don't care.
Going in? Group one?
Killing the harboringers of course, guys.
That's the most important thing to do at hand home.
Yeah, definitely not fast though.
definitely not faster, just met up
and then we are watching the beam coming up soon, we go over guys
we are in front of you guys, in front of you guys, I can't find it more, okay?
we need to wait a little bit
watch this light soon
wait
the group is currently not ready for damage
what the fuck
a little bit, it's fine
we can space
but yeah, we need to split up, yeah, like
yeah, yeah, we'll be there when the next time we go down, right?
yeah, yeah, group 2, I'm determined where we will split up guys
let's see
just follow your time guys
just follow your time
We're staying here.
We just go.
Group one, we just run, yeah?
Get it.
All the way.
Pop some coolies.
That's good, group one.
We're here.
They're harboring us inside, please.
Watch your tent, because outside.
Don't touch the left one.
We're slowing down.
And then we have the beam coming in the inside.
Watching the beam here.
I'm here a little bit more.
They're harboring us.
There's only harboring us.
There's one ad going in.
you're gonna stop
hey you passed us down there
and then you're getting ready kill the things inside
yeah
we also made it a little bit tight guys so
should hold the wall yeah
get way for us wolf
run away and take the gateway back
take the gateway back in after
appear
he's barrier and rewinder
and we're going to the left
group
Green group go a bit further
Green group in it moves, we have to the left as well
Ok, there is an ad opposite where you're going in guys, yeah?
Yes, there is an ad opposite of your channel
I'm going to turn it off a bit on your side, ok?
One guy inside, if you can't see, see the ad's boning
Slicer on the right
Opposite
Yeah, on this ping, guys
Uhh, really?
This would be very difficult
Can you root and mace in or something?
We have 6 seconds only, send it home, send it home, kill the smallies, kill the smallies
guys, we're out there, team was cacking us.
Now we have 4 of big persos, yeah big persos, really big, really big, we need to kill the
adds over there
You're getting big trucker now. I'm fucking dead. Yeah, I'll bring it to you
Don't stop them. Yeah
Inside movies are so far. Let's go. Let's go. I'm gonna aim the beam a little bit more to actually that's what the answer
You can guys watch the beam
I'm aiming it a little bit more like this so you guys have it faster access to
Yeah, it's fine. We need to see to the ice coming in. So if anyone have a
I have a microphone
I can kill him now
Yeah, that's fine
Do you need to kill the watcher as well? Otherwise the boss is per machine
Yes
You didn't have enough damage inside or what?
No, the beam boss
The beam was a bad thing by me
No, no, no, no, no
What's his time?
No, not that.
We can end this.
Is there a cast inside?
We should just kill the boss.
Ok guys, you don't need to rest over here.
You can rest someone else.
Yeah, who has pump? EG.
Just kill only the boss and someone will kick the boss.
Watch under the boss.
Under the boss.
There's no combat vessels on our side.
Unless someone has an engineering item.
Stop hitting the watcher. Kill the boss.
What was his disease?
I don't know anyone. I don't want to range.
We cannot rush at the moment.
We can't right now because they are not of your faith.
They are amazing.
To see the ads.
On the opposite side.
One out going through.
going through
damn knoah we can
lot of adds soon
was pappie ads
pappie ads
well done, well done
of course, well done
that was nice
Oh, yeah, let's go!
First charge coming, go around blue guys, former box around blue. Do not hit hit by the
everyone else. Flick sprint autumn. Don't hit each other of course. Next one around diamond.
Gank will sprint that one. But do it as say as you can. Starts coming now. Now is good.
You see your circle as well. Don't hit each other, don't hit the previous ghosts.
Now go A and B and then bring the boss here, decimates, one on five and a half.
Represently?
Oh, okay.
Sorry.
We missed one.
It's okay.
We missed it actually.
Green is green a little bit closer.
Oh, and look how much growth there is.
Yeah, one of the decimates can just go for him.
If any charges now roar, go around green and one of the decimates smite the one
I'm in the back, in blue, interesting.
I do. One in the tower.
He's passing on the yellow.
Very nice.
You don't sprint this guys, you run out yourself.
Run out?
And again the Ryzen's barrier.
Barrier.
Get in the barrier.
Blue is the box pass.
New charges on blue, around blue.
Bank will sprint it.
And go.
Don't get hit if you're not targeted.
And double hit.
Oh, it's exploded.
spine and use a res we rest already
around the blue again your charges coming
yeah maybe some room much to charge it big sprint
I'll go A and Z again here, fill them with the decimates
this is one forward man, we're getting one I think, we're good
let's see how the new mark maybe
Yeah, looking right now.
Around the blue.
That was good.
Don't get greedy, guys. Don't get greedy.
Mini-Ams here.
I can't.
Nice team's done.
Nice teammates.
All left rally.
They're throwing away?
No, he's the Zephyze here.
Need a little tiny person.
Can we AFC as well?
Doesn't work, it's good.
And then we have a new blue.
No sprints for this guy, he's your own shit.
Go girl. Don't get hit if you're not targeted.
We go down here.
And you look.
Thank you sprint as soon as we're starting.
Three, two, one. Go girl.
Don't stand the other ones of course guys.
Don't hit each other.
If you just get charged in 5 seconds you'll be fine.
Get rid of decimates, clear everything.
Clear everything with decimates.
both AMZs. It's fine. We're doing another one here of course guys. Like, yeah, on this
blue. Yeah. And one of the decimates will clear the old ones after. Two decimates here,
everyone with the Basin on this is back.
For the world.
The barrier?
Every Basin. Yeah, it's barrier. We just run far off the sharing, yes.
Oh, we have one alive though, I think.
That's not good.
That's why you need, unless we need personal guys.
Just sell the lever and rush it out.
Personal, personal, personal, personal.
Don't have one alive, huh?
Oh, baited.
New box, new box.
I think you just don't break anymore.
Place them, but don't break them.
Kill them forward next week.
Yes, but don't get hit by the charge if you're not targeting it.
Make sure you don't get hit by the charge.
Don't get hit guys, blue.
Don't get hit, don't get hit, don't get hit.
I'm gonna hit guys.
Ooh, what's up?
Placing you, Mark.
No, no, just go on the line, like this.
I'm marked.
I think boss might be dead.
I'm getting nervous now.
Yeah, but this is easier, you know?
Do this on the side.
I'm on up.
I'm on next.
One next to you.
It's the first reveps in 10 seconds.
I will call it strands from now on.
Trans will go to the left.
I know, I know.
Nice debuffs on the first one.
Trans to the left?
Yeah.
Get ready for the poison waves soon.
Be far out of poison waves as well.
These webs redodge under us.
How could space, how could space?
Watch the webs under us, watch the webs under us.
We're gonna leg it soon.
Let's use Nau's role for the legging always.
I mean platform?
Yeah yeah.
Oh.
Yeah yeah.
Cheeky birthday.
I got it late.
I wasn't there yet.
I'm going in.
I'm getting ads. Zatsu you oppress them.
I mean what's your feet doing?
What's your oppressing these?
What's your feet now after?
What's your feet?
The strands will go left after.
Janky can sprint.
We're going to run to the left, or left guys.
We're going to run to the right a bit.
And then gathering up, and watch the poison waves.
If we need to be one of the left.
I'm stuck here a little bit more.
Then we leg it, now we'll roar again.
Place here and go for it.
Let's use the Zephyr 0 and get in the darkness on the diva.
Gather up, gather in the thing.
The savald will go to the right.
A big mobility you can place left and then run to the right.
It's trans coming, click sprint to the right boys, follow the waves out.
Like a room?
Maybe we went everywhere?
Yeah, right, go to the left, right going to the right now, next team will go to the
left, trans will go to the left, still have some sprint and ending now, watch it and
watch your feet everyone else.
Right king, box watch your feet, get into the shit, fuck it, watch your feet.
Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, that's a bit tight, Hank.
Hank and we can reserve, I guess, for the gates.
Move right first.
And now we'll roar this, we'll be flying again.
You'll rewind before the thing...
Have us rally, have us rally, yeah.
Watch the guys, if you're too far ahead.
I see me right now, yeah, very good.
Get in, everyone's in.
Get in.
you can zephyr
adds coming soon with strands going to the right
thank you sprint in so when you get it
strands going to the right
basically i'll press
what are you writing?
from the boss give them room
give them room
okay next adds again and we watch your feet during this
is that your press these
and the mercenaries plan them
i use before
watch your feet
is that speed
watch your feet
Oh, I'm not the right person to talk to you.
I'm not the right person to talk to you.
Okay, great damage and now we'll roar as soon for the next spot.
No gateway on this guys.
But are you rewinding when we're coming there?
We're there.
You have the totem reset, thanks.
I do have it then.
I just print it in here.
We're getting the barrier.
Get in.
And then we're going to...
Watch the adds coming soon.
Press and press Frago or no?
I'm still on Aston.
I always say if I can.
Poison waves coming soon.
Watch it, love.
Nice.
Nazi Rewind is coming.
Watching our feet soon.
Exits Aston plus BU Frago pressing.
Watch the webs under you.
Watch feet, watch feet, watch feet.
You're still ready, Aston?
I don't.
Hello, Aston.
Guys, no leads on you.
Any AMZ?
Any AMZ, guys?
Any Diva?
Any AMZ before you leave.
Just don't walk through too much shit here.
Never rest up again, yeah?
Yeah, you can rest several and you can just go straight away, maybe.
I'm just trying to...
Help with that, son.
Just get perfect, you should be around there.
Get in, get in, get in.
Everyone in, everyone in.
Progress, go, progress, go.
It will pull you a bit.
Every person?
It will pull you a bit.
Get to the edge, it will pull you a bit.
Okay, that's right.
Evo to the right, strands to the right.
Click sprint totem now.
Yep.
the right it's fine you go to the you go to the back middle then after this friend
that's coming soon okay you can rest me
main scene of press and stuns nice you can stun as well now
where are they both coming? Extracts to the left
right onto the right and what's feet
what's feet? Jack's foot now
what's feet? Arm and the feet
What's that?
What's your feet?
He just executes.
That's right, sir.
True word.
Gosh, damn!
What's this loot?
A rep paladin with a weapon ready to go.
Like, that's a... that's an interesting one.
What's that?
Why is Kenix in a trash bin?
Robo Kenix bin?
What? He rises?
What's the ritual?
It's a just a delicious little turd right in my throat. It's nutty and beautiful
Thanks, Mike
D is for Dalaran
It exploded. Oh no lost
Bring the boss and it's at 4%
Look at that, the boom twist is spawning the last Parasax
Oh, jump straight into that box
Damn
He valiantly leaps into the box.
That is a strong choice.
A strong choice indeed.
That is one of the choices you could have made.
That is the most choice of the time.
We have a patient.
You're going to be fine. We should worry about it.
Yes!
Kick parts, KKI.
Let's talk about Charity to Giz.
There's no way we're going quad-DKs.
It is mad if we're not bringing Nato,
because he's DKs as good.
My son very forests of Lordaeron whispered the name
That's a fail you failed
All the ice in mate pop it in
Plot that in your job mate. We're gonna come real brief
We can't got the...
Oh we beat it!
Excellent!
I'm sending one over to you, G2. It's been such a dirty dog pinch.
Yeah, the last fight.
I'm waiting for a pull any minute now.
I'm real! God bless Echo!
And their lack of ability to pull a boss.
And we are joined by the one, the only,
Xalisa. I didn't really get the beat out.
And you didn't make them up, J?
He's covered, but he didn't take his toes.
He didn't take the toes?
what we're saying is, what's going on? How's it going, dude?
Hopefully, dude.
I feel lovely, like, pretty much.
I've searched for so long.
Oh, my God! Are you okay? I have a patient!
Oh, we do?
You need to scrap info!
You need to calm down.
No, I think he's not okay!
Okay, let's have a look at the patient.
I'm gonna put the patient on the table!
Oh, that looks bad.
Oh, my God, it's real. It's very bad.
What do you think?
Uh, well, there's a few lacerations to the abdomen.
Uh, some...
I think it's a proctalgia.
You think it's proctalgia?
You think it's butt hurts?
Okay, we can have we can have an investigation of the anus first up. Can you can you get me masked up in glove?
I will of course. Let me get my gloves on first. How long have you been working in this hospital?
This is my first time
Foctalgia is not usually the thing we would first present with in this sort of case
I think it's pretty important multiple confusions and lacerations to the entire abdomen
You're still talking!
He's dying!
He's not dying! Do we have anesthesia?
We need some succinothonium, please.
Okay.
Okay, sure. Whatever you say.
That's the wrong time.
What do we have? Do we have...
Do we have anesthesia here? Is he under?
Yes, yes, he's totally under.
Okay, we need the masks on as well, please.
Then I need you to drape the patient for me.
I will drape the patient for you in just a moment, Dr. Medic.
Okay, that's good.
Uh-huh, yeah, this is gonna be very audible for the people who might be watching from the gallery
Just put it on please
I'm proud of my daddy first
I'm just so nervous. Thank you. I think he's dying to the proctulture
You learnt one word in med school. It's not funny a man's life is at stake
Okay, let me investigate. Oh, he's bleeding. I only have one good eye
Can you drape the patient for me please?
I'm draping the patient.
The clamps are for the anal fishes.
That's not a drape, that's a medical mask!
The drape is over here, here you are.
I'm draping the patient, I'm draping the patient!
Drape.
We need to be able to access the thoracic cavity, on the side, yeah, nice.
And then some tape please, or some clamps to keep that down.
I'll investigate.
Okay, sir, how are you feeling?
Okay, can't answer because he's under anesthesia, yeah that makes sense.
That is how that works.
Probably should have known, shouldn't I?
Okay, do we have a scalpel?
We do have a scalpel, doctor medic.
Okay, that's a pair of tweezers.
But we can try.
Okay, as a medical student can you explain to me where you would, what you'd access first?
I would access that middle area.
The part of your brain that remembers things.
I would try to do that too.
That's the middle area.
Who was your supervisor?
I would start with the middle.
Start with a minute, okay.
You're gonna be fine, Prisha, worry about it.
He has some butterflies in his stomach, so we're gonna try and remove the butterflies if we can.
Is this one of your hairs?
Probably.
It's a bit too short, I think it might be mine.
We usually use some sort of hair net for this sort of situation, but here we go.
Okay, okay.
He's bleeding!
Okay, you're not very chill.
Okay.
We have the butterfly.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Remove the stomach.
No wonder you had a broccoli!
We don't!
Butterflies in your stomach would cause proctalgia.
You can also have growths in your stomach depending on what you eat.
Usually the hydrochloric acid will remove it for you obviously, but it doesn't work
in every case.
I've seen a bit of broccoli pulled out of someone's mouth.
You're talking while he's dying!
We've removed the butterflies.
Okay.
I think next I would do the foot.
You'd do the foot.
The last one.
The left foot.
Okay.
Now that's this.
This is right, okay this is...
Okay
I'm gonna close the wound, I'm gonna close the wound
Okay good job, his Achilles heel is slightly elastic
But I think we can make this work, let's have a try
Okay
I- I-
That does not help!
You're an idiot!
There we are
There's an Achilles heel finger as well
We'll remove that
Very good job
Can we have a bit of tape for the wound please?
Come on, he's-
He's saying he's dying and you're not hurrying up!
I'm sorry, what are we doing now?
I'm taping it, I'm taping it!
That's whole area isn't scowl anymore but we're set to live with it.
I think he's waking up, I think he's waking up!
He's waking up? Yes!
Okay, he's still asleep, we're fine. Ah!
It helped with his pencil hand as well, we got that out.
There you are. Thank you so much.
Okay, this is great, this is great.
Great surgical technique there.
Okay, he also has a spallow in his foot that is somehow taped back down to his other foot now.
You need to be a bit more careful with this taping. Here we are. There's his spanner.
Have you noticed any arthrosis? Anything like that?
No, I've only seen Pyrrexia.
Pyrrexia? You think he's febrile?
Yeah, it's some Rhyleria!
I don't think his fever and his nose running are the most important things in the world right now.
I'm gonna be honest.
He's still got some spare ribs that we must extract.
But what about his sternotate?
He's sternotates. I can't even remember what that means. He's got what?
Sneeze he's intubated
There we go have a spare
Later that would be great. I will do that. Okay. Do you think we need to remove this funny bone?
Who'd be more like preach?
We shouldn't be laughing, this is serious medicine!
I think there might be some laughing gas in his room!
Yeah, quite possibly. We do have a broken heart.
Afraid that that's going to be quite difficult to extract here.
Do you have him on bypass?
Yeah, I bypassed him multiple times.
Okay, let's just ignore him and walk into another room apparently.
Yes.
Oh, this is a toughie.
You're not really helping now, I'm going to be honest.
We're looking up on YouTube how to do area we got rid of his heart and average good job
I think I suppose you get rid of the heart
We're trying to be preach it makes the most
I think we saved him
High-five. Thank you so much doctor. Let's go
Okay, it might be dead now
He might be dead now.
Just give him more beans fuck.
We removed his heart and beans are good for the heart.
Let's listen in with wave.
We're at the start.
We are so clean.
Like it was so clean.
On these initial egg cracks right and then they missed a word.
Get on the fucking floor!
That was a classic cast of curse.
Waiting to happen.
I'm down here.
Oh these toes are so tasty Jesse.
Nibbling on that.
Yungyungyungyung.
Yungyungyung.
Yungyungyungyung.
I don't like feeding you that.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
That is instant pain.
Okay.
I like that.
Let me just, um...
Oh.
Put my notes.
Alright.
He leads out right.
He is scraped.
Do you like green eggs and wipes?
I do not like them, sets or scraped.
I do not like green eggs and wipes.
I do not like them with a roger.
I do not like them with a spider.
I do not like them with a worm.
I do not like them, I confirm.
I do not like them in a raid.
I do not like them, I'm afraid.
I do not like green eggs and wipes.
I do not like them, said, so ascribe.
How intently, Roger is staring at the screen saying,
can I see this world?
Can you see the world?
Under 10%!
Under 10% for Echo A Monumental!
That was phenomenal.
Oh, it's getting worse!
It is getting worse.
I think drinking the milk will spread it around the mouth.
That's what I think I did that.
Oh yeah!
Yeah, the rich!
Yeah, no, that's that.
This is my first shoe in a row and I'm just putting shit in my mouth.
I am so fucking irked.
Huh?
I'm hyped, I mean.
What?
You guys have been asking as to, you know,
how strong Canex is in this particular encounter.
So I've had a little bit of a look and I can show you exactly what purpose he is fulfilling with the help of production here, okay?
You kill worms and give mark of the wild
Yeah, welcome to the club pal
Huge bull from what?
And you can see one or two changes one or two minor changes to how they're pulling that and that boss is dead
Thank you so so much and we have raised an amount that I think have we yeah, we've broken 10,000
Dollars
Yeah, see I prefer I do prefer six big ones. Yeah, I came out on the net
I need to
Saved
We are all tied up here in Cologne! Echo has managed to do it in good stead before they go to bed.
Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's time that we all knew Ai, Geith and everyone in the chat
can we salute our boy, Canitz, who is likely to not see any more of this race.
He did his job. He paid his dues.
My moon Kim.
As he gazes into that doorway, he knows his own borrowed time.
Might not be over for him, but for now, it's definitely over for him.
I think it's awesome.
I walk along the road.
Welcome to your first race to world first, guys.
We are in the double chair.
It's up this fuck.
Okay, but then it's fine.
I just thought the dog out was bad.
That's not a bad thing, I like that.
Huh?
Okay, okay.
I'm talking to yourself.
Of course.
Welcome to the kill video, it's fun.
And this is coming for...
For nuts.
That's the greatest ever.
We like rallying, fellow Dries.
What's the dog doing?
He's spreading.
Hello DD.
He's spreading again.
What's the Dries?
Get your doubles.
Cushion damage guys
How's he feeling?
Respreading
Hello Blades
If you don't have it, you respread premium
Hello TD
Hit your eggs
Thoughts to be ready with it
Blasting boss
Watch your feet
Hello Blades
Respreading
Watch feet there
I'm watching feet again
Remember health potion is free here
Hello Blades
Brava is rally
Hit your eggs
Hit your doubles
B spreading
Hello Tilly
Leave good guys
Tassi play is coming
B spread
Tassi Tilly
Hit your doubles, watch your feet
Hit your focusses and watch your feet again
Yes, sweet, perso
Freak Queen
Morkos Metastans
B spreading
Watching feet
Hello Blaze
Good watching
If you don't have Ackbricks, go play spread premium
Hello CD and be ready with everyone to watch your feet watching feet I'm
leaving good I'll see plays going watching watching again
respring now watching I'm moving soon we're like one and a half percent ahead
guys like I said let's play safe watch feed watch feed look at balloon green
quick and then watch quick hit again.
Little place to turn.
Left rally.
Hit your axe now and watch feet.
Put your focus up.
Watching feet.
Awesome pre-spread.
Kicking.
Watching feet.
Moving over.
Kick.
Marks are up.
Watch feet though and blue is far.
That's the place guy he's spreading we're sending star home
variables
I need to
My gun star and personal watch it. That's it. He did it watch him feed again
You ready we need to see warm is dead
He spread
How many?
Can I go purple?
How many?
Ah, three, much three.
Initial spiders...
These spiders have been...
Resmini.
X coming.
She's pretty much done.
If you don't have it.
She's pretty much done.
Hello TD.
What's feet here?
Lots of rewind.
Spackstar.
Boop, one, no.
How much feet?
Ripple kicks, yeah.
Reswag.
Keep kicking.
one by one
back up
reenact
re-spreading
back up
finish the warp
watch feet
doesn't it drop
blast the worm
just hit it
Mainly
Watch it
Go in the middle
There's a spider
Let's see
Pre-spread
Floors
And feet, what's feet?
Tank explosion, what's your speed?
I'm fine
100
You're watching feet guys
3 seconds again
Make sure to go in Robin before you get it
After next feed you're spreading out.
Heading below.
Heading.
I'm pre-spreading.
Celery 1.
Hemium.
Everything.
Hemium, pre-spreading.
Help versions.
Don't die.
Don't die inside.
Keep the tank up.
And if he's in these, can rest.
Stay alive.
Aim these.
I have a lot.
I'm going to take rest.
Return please.
Also.
Watch.
We are all tied up here in Cologne! Echo has managed to do it in good stead before they go to bed.
Here we go.
It's in an ominous, scary, alright we've got four medic right now after adjusting the camera.
It doesn't impact knocking whilst slithering across the floor.
I need you to zoom in on me as well, and I'll show it off.
We can maybe go to my...
Oh no!
A hot chip challenge.
There we go.
Other hot chip challenges are available.
I should have stopped saying that.
So, yeah, this...
What does it say?
So, it is the world's hottest chip spiced with unique mix of the hottest natural chili peppers in the world.
Oh no.
Oh my word.
Why have we done this?
I'm just gonna open it, just to see what it's like on the inside.
Okay it's sealed. Not again. We're not going through this again.
I did this. Why have I done this?
You love spicy things. There we go.
Wait are we doing this?
No I'm just showing it off so you can see.
On the inside it's shaped like a coffin. On the inside.
Oh let me get rid of that.
Very ominous. Just to add to everything.
Any last words?
Why is it getting worse?
And it's like a series?
It gets worse.
Oh and then there's like a little tattoo.
You can get a little tattoo.
And we're getting a tattoo.
Here we go.
That's the pain.
So you said you wouldn't get a tattoo right?
You got about one of these. Awesome.
That's going in my...
And here's the chip.
Bit of one for the arm.
Yes.
Yes, so let's have a little scale comparison, hot sauce wise. I'm saying that as if you can't
hear me. I assume you can't hear me speaking to a Mitch.
Oh no.
So...
Where are... Oh God.
Oh my word. Yes, so Mitch is going to explain it to us because I think he's a little
bit more of a connoisseur than you or I. A bit of an aficionado.
It just looks hot.
Hello.
Testing?
I can hear you.
Remember in sepulcher. Yes a hot sauce challenge. We did mm-hmm. I believe I believe that hot sauce was 15 million school units
15 million
I believe so barbecue sauce because that's the one I had then that was really spying. I can't remember the sweetbells of the ball
I
Don't remember what that one was but just comparatively that was like way off the charts right. It was like ridiculous
Okay, so law enforcement pepper spray is apparently in the range of two to five billion
Okay, you're gonna be basically be eating what you'd be pepper sprayed with oh delicious. Yeah. Oh, I anyway
Yeah, that sounds great. You should be pretty good. Oh
We have milk on standby
Yeah, we don't have anything else though, so that's fine, that's all right. It's very spontaneous. Yeah, that's fine
I mean get off the whole because I believe you're supposed to put the whole
package in I'm not sure that we can look up a video if you want that's fine we
need that we need a tutorial it comes with lots of little things in here
load up this is put on the go you got it comes with a glove yes so this thing I
just want to mention this to you guys because this is serious right when you're
doing this please make sure you don't rub your eyes don't put your fingers
anywhere near your eyes I would probably use the glove and we will bring
use some wet wipes afterwards so you don't accidentally touch anything. Instructions unclear.
Yeah. I'm kidding. Alright, so gloves. This is scary. Yeah. I'm so excited. I really don't
know what's the size of this. I do like spicy things. But I don't think this is going to
be nice. No. It says can you have it normally it settles off for around five minutes. We've
got four minutes of pain so four minutes before the end of our shift that's what we'll
do. So you can see the full pain scale. Oh no looming. Shall I read a little bit
more about them. So me and Jordan are going to be eating these chips. It says, um, warning.
We're off to a good start. High capsaicin content. Product is not intended for children.
Oh, sorry. I guess I won't be doing it then. Pregnant and nursing women. That's me out.
Keeping out richer from children. Avoid consumption if you are allergic to capsaicin or have
health problems, especially gastrointestinal problems, stomach ulcers, or cardiovascular
disease. What if I have a problem with walking into door frames? This might help. Avoid eating
on an empty stomach with good thing we had lunch. Yeah. During the consumption, we strongly
recommend that you use protective gloves, including the packaging, and avoid drinking
carbonated drinks. Okay. If you have long lasting breath, breathing difficulty after
the consumption, search for medical assistance where you've got medic nearby. Yeah. Free.
There we go.
Recommended surfing is half of the chip.
Okay.
Oh.
To cool down spiciness, we recommend to drink milk
or eat dairy products.
I like that.
I like ice cream.
Does Milky Bar count?
That's what I need to know.
Milk's in the name, so yes.
And it is chocolate.
I'm sure it's dairy in there.
Consider carefully whether you can really handle
high level of spiciness.
Yes.
You got it.
It's gonna be awful.
It's gonna be the best I love that that's gonna be great and fantastic. I like this in a little coffin
Any last words? Yes. I'm suggesting half a chip. I think
Yes, I think that's fair. Yep
Is it a chip each? I know I let us know production what chat saying about that whether or not that's that's actually we're going
Off of all the boxes. So if it's saying no then
We'll do a poll
Actually, what's the point of the poll?
Well, what's the point of the poll to do a whole chip?
There's no way anyone's going to vote.
More spicy or less spicy?
Thank you. Half the chip.
Oh, no. They should just do the whole thing.
Would they ever vote for the other option?
Yeah, okay. There are some.
What we can do is we can start with half.
And then if we feel that we can go again, we just do another half.
Go for more. We have got more chips.
We'll see how it goes.
I actually really like spicy though.
He was gonna do the spicy chip as well.
Well, I think the idea is that we don't do it at the beginning of shifts, because it might screw us up.
Talking of which, what time is it?
Okay, we've got 20 minutes until me and Jordan are gone, so what are we doing in the next...
20 minutes until Doom.
Probably, we're doing like the next 15 minutes or so.
Okay.
The last 5 minutes, because apparently...
The immediate whole, though.
Because apparently the effect should last no more than 5 minutes.
So if we do it five minutes before the end then if we can survive the whole five minutes
You can go through that journey with us and if we can't then oh well we're getting out of ship a little bit early
Play-by-play cast once we've had the chip. I was hoping they would be able to pass something
But yeah, there is yeah, I guess we could play by play cast the splits
Or after this boss
For the boss ship for the ball
So we've got to go now. Can we get like some milk in here?
We've got to also use the glove because you are wonderful charity
Donators, I'm gonna take my glasses off mini gold that we set for us to have the chip roulette
challenge
2 million scovled I think I think jazz jazz suits
Yep
chaotic spicy jazz time
perfect
Okay, so we're gonna have this chip. Oh wait. Yeah
If you want, I can just take and hand it to you.
You're going to feed me a spicy chip.
We might need, um, like some sort of, let's just move the red balls at the moment, yeah,
just some sort of receptacle for some spit-age perhaps.
We have like some tweezers.
Okay, so here we go.
We've been told.
Yep, so fingers away from the eyes.
Ideally, what I'll do is that I'll just hold it, you can bite it, yeah, and then
and I'll take the other half, okay?
What if I drew it on it?
I'm actually worried.
That was the worrying part.
So this is a two and a half thousand Scoville chip
because you guys made it to nine and a half thousand.
You actually broke through that and got to 10.
Oh my God, is this gonna be a...
Two and a half million, sorry,
not two and a half thousand, two and a half million.
Oh, it smells.
It's got a funky look to it.
Do you wanna take a good picture of that?
It's bad, I think it's bad chip.
I'm really smells. I'm running my breath. Okay, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna
spicy for my nose. I'll try and just clunk it in half a bit. Yeah, maybe like
break it. Would you be happy for this piece? Yeah.
All right. Okay, so I just... Do you just want to yoink it with your... I don't like
feeling you but oh my god oh my god oh lord that is instant pain okay thank you
holy mother of God it feels like Satan is having a party in my mouth oh that
Oh Lord!
Oh!
How are you doing?
Yeah, very well.
I'm reading your whole line of charity.
Oh, okay.
Oh, it's burning.
The thing is, is that the initial hits crazy, then it settles for a minute.
Do you like some milk?
It settles for a little bit.
Let's see what happens.
Apparently it builds in intensity over time.
So...
And they're right, it does.
I can feel...
Careful.
I love it here.
It just doesn't stop.
What does it taste like?
It tastes like if you lick lava.
It's like just spiky pain, like if you ate...
A cactus.
...painsmith.
A cactus.
Spikes.
Oh, it's getting worse.
It is getting worse.
I think drinking the milk would spread it around the mouth.
That's what I think I did that.
It's like...
Okay.
Oh the milk is not normal milk either.
What do you mean it's not normal milk?
I don't know, that tastes like the fake milk.
Oh god that's so much worse.
Oh man.
I think the milk made it worse.
Oh no.
Oh yeah for sure.
Yeah, delicious.
Yeah, no go for that.
This is my third shoe in a row where I'm just putting shit in my mouth.
I get that rest by it and then the stinging.
It comes through and waves it.
It is, it is it waves.
Right on the tip of my tongue, all over the roof of my mouth, and it's also still getting worse.
Like, all those are not... Like, my tongue feels numb.
I don't know if that makes sense.
Oh my god.
What have we done?
Ugh.
Oh, that is so...
The regret.
I think that's the spiciest thing I've ever had.
I think I can see into the future.
And spoilers, it's hot.
It's hot.
I can't even laugh, it's pain.
Ugh.
Oh, I never knew breathing could hurt.
Thanks for reaching 9,500, everybody.
Yeah.
Oh, it's starting to settle.
No, it's not. It's a lie.
Okay.
Well, I'm not looking forward to the future,
because I imagine
it going in is only half the battle.
It's in the future, at least.
I think we've only
won half the battle here, Jordan.
My ears are ringing.
Why are my ears ringing?
I can taste it in my feet.
I swear, you can take a seat in your feet.
It's enough about Sally Toes.
Why if we can't keep up with God in spirit?
That's wild.
That is nuts. You didn't even try healing anyone else.
I'm just healing myself.
That's it. That's the whole fight. You've seen everything.
Now they just need to do that with
some more damage.
Yeah.
No. That's panics.
No way.
That's seem like we've had
A couple new changes. Alright, so now we swap away.
I mean, good pull though, good pull!
Push come over here, Libby Massage!
No, don't.
He gives me a round.
Oh no! Oh no!
Run!
He's laughing!
I'd be laughing as well, like, for real.
Hopefully now it goes down.
Yeah, look at the face.
Like that? Come on!
He did it.
right and there we go we've seen that right that's it that's the entire fight
although they have got a like solution everything solved we can do the same thing over again
with the food at dinner not enough you just need to swallow your mouth and mic for a side of it
although you have it solved what you'll see if we can jump on over to the desktop patcher is we
have mammals tanking in the middle here we have xalates in the top right corner obviously
watch over us. Unfortunately the oblox were covered in lead paint and they've really done
another one. Have you heard of Richardson? This is ECHOCHESON, I guess. You can see just
how much damage begins coming out. 20.5, 20.4, 20.3 and I think that's it. All done.
20.2, man it's keeping that last little bit of challenge out.
Plenty point one, I don't think we're getting below it.
20 on the dot, huge iffy.
This has been a slow wormage of a way through.
The bullet was already on the skin when it started and it's gone millimeter by millimeter
through.
There's been no shooting here.
It's been a doodle, a trundle, a trudge perhaps.
Meander's path taken through those intuptable worms alongside the egg with the parasites
slowly infesting our very souls and now moving into the grasp of the nether that has been
Kibbeza. It has been a joy to my home but also an experience of nightmare-ish monstrosity.
I've loved every second of it but mostly I've loved the bean.
Dad dude?
Did you actually want to do that?
I said I'd do it.
Did you actually want to do that?
It's only fair, I said I'd do it.
speedrun it or should we introduce it? I'll get ready, you introduce it.
OK, so this is a challenge that does make it way worse, so there we go. This is a challenge
that we were doing yesterday, I think. Jordan and I had half a chip each.
Because we got to $12,500. We did get to $12,500 for our wonderful charity Games
for Love, that is helping children in developing countries get the life-saving care that
they need in hospitals and kids who are in hospital.
What?
Just realized it's shaped like a coffin.
Yes!
I didn't realize that the whole time.
Any last words?
Um, more.
More.
Um, BSU guys have been raising an incredible amount of money.
So thank you so, so much.
We've got some awesome things coming up.
Don't read, just eat.
I wanted to see the challenge directive.
I have to put on the glove.
I have to open it carefully and then eat it.
Suggested serving is half a chip,
so I will be eating half a chip.
I will not be eating cold shit.
That's for me and Jordan, or Jordan and I.
Half a chip each, yes.
And it was sufficient.
Yes, it was fine.
And the goal is to handle heat for five minutes
without drinking or eating, apparently.
Oh, really?
So I'm going to attempt that.
I did not within moments.
My gullet mission.
This will be very much an attempt.
I had Tabasco a couple of days ago,
and that hit the back of my throat
and made me almost vomit on the show.
I can't remember the last time I had Tabasco.
It was a shot of Tabasco.
Full shot with three beans in the bottom of it as a surprise be the surprise beans that almost made me vomit
I feel bad leaving you, but I'm not gonna have one of those. No, you don't need to know you have to fill the gap
No, I think it's better that the gap is filled just with pain
Just the sheer pain of it. I just agree with that
But so here we go. Are we gonna have a custom camera or you guys?
Hold on, but you've got to hold your horses here
It has a very
I'm gonna, because I don't want to get anything on anything, anyone else might touch.
Yes.
Yep, so we're gonna make it so that you're not touching your eyes or anything like that, but you can see Medic going in.
How do I half this?
Just bite into it, I suppose, mate.
If you're wondering how to half it.
Okay, are we ready?
Three, two, one!
That's a big bite. That's more than half.
Well done.
A lot more half.
I'm gonna move that down for you, Fess, okay?
Yep.
There we go. How are you feeling?
Well, I might as well finish it now.
Well, if you want to.
Okay, that's a full- that's a double dosage.
How's it going?
It-
This is two and a half million Scovilles, by the way.
Let- oh.
This is like eating a pepper spray.
Oh, God.
Mmm.
The initial kick isn't that hard, but then afterwards it really fucking-
It really fucking-
It certainly lowers your social barriers.
I didn't mention-
I didn't mention it, I get... The hiccup!
The spicy food, so...
I'm just gonna sit here hiccup, for a while.
No way! That's kicked in real hard.
Oh bless you, look into the camera as well, the tears.
I just get the hiccup, there's just something...
How's it taste?
It doesn't really taste, this is something I really dislike about spicy food.
But it's just deliberately spicy
Because it just hurts like good Indian food when it's spice. Well, it's delicious. Yeah, but this is just painful
How do you handle spice normally? I'm usually like a good spicy Indian food. I'm salivating quite a lot, right?
You do really well a good like spicy Indian dish, you know very tasty love it
Mm-hmm, but it has to be well cooked spices. Oh, this is just deliberately like trying to kill you
Yeah, no, it's it's it's there just as a challenge. You've done so well. I'm very
I'm crying. I mean, it's meant to be five minutes long. Yeah, it's been like 20 seconds
It's actually been far longer than that
You've seen time it's got a little bit. It's just all numbers and yeah, are you seeing into the future yet?
Yeah, the next pull is the kill. Oh, there we go a knowledge games. Would you like some milk?
I'm actually okay. I think you're gonna settle back down into it. I
I mean we can do some whipped cream, I feel like it's good.
Do you want some Tabasco with it?
No, I'm good.
I'm very impressed.
A round of applause.
How long is it being?
Oh, I need to wash my hands though, because I'm not going to miss that.
Can you mute my mic?
I'll tell you what, what we'll do if you already want it.
Yeah, let's have a little listen when we wave.
Well done, I'm super impressed.
Round of applause, we'll be back very soon.
As we're going to be jumping to you.
My friend was coming over and he's that guy who's always, always winning at Mortal Kombat, so I told him to...
Get ducked. Yep.
Even if the path towards it was a little bit scuffed.
Yeah, you can see what happens here with the eternal night, with the damage just pulsing out across the rays.
So maybe Nouch doesn't die.
How long did he go there for? That was crazy.
Some things are such joy.
No, it's such a shenanigans.
We've been doing a little investigating.
I've got a scoop.
Something's going on.
Tell me otherwise, I've been on the internet, I don't have any idea what's going on, but there's something suspicious.
Maybe I'm tired of you just getting there, oh my goodness.
Oh, I- Oh, fresh and needle, Gingy!
Nice, Gingy, Gingy's been very much on form, who is getting through those gaps?
A new best for Echo, wall life doing everything he can to get that boss that little bit lower.
Merus refusing to fall into the twisting nether, but unfortunately, death comes to us all.
Meriz is the boss down to eight and a half off percent Meriz finally falling eight point seven four percent
for Echo
I think Rebez is about 78 years old. Yeah, that's my theory because we've never seen him in person
He's never comes ready event. He's been here for years. He always rocks
I guarantee you sits there with a cigar a pint of bitter
Yeah, and he just like
Gillies mosque
So what you need to do is every game when you get into chat you need a copy-pasted message and what it says is dearest teammates I
Am much better than you are
So if you could please just focus on playing around me that would be advisable
If you do not do this
I will run it down because you are wasting my time and I deserve to be in challenge
kind regards and every time they make a mistake
you copy paste that put it in again and if they mute you you start pinging it's
like hey I'm paying attention to you I was just wondering if kindly you could
explain why you are so trash they sent me an Amazon wish list on it was one
item just a book so Mitch has been hearing Phantom footsteps for weeks in a
room occupied by Chris and he's not doing anything at all which leads me to believe that Jesse's a ghost
please pull the boss
6.8 percent for the balleriner said this is going so well half the rate remaining live with 5.7 we
have a few more seconds before the final eclipse hits and clears the floor everyone's getting
hit by the last one this is the big hit we'll have a few people live narco live nears live nice
Nice means alive Revis as well, nice means the last he has alive as the boss is at 5%
Running around in Cetherlock with the duck, ticking, oh what a pull!
They should be very happy with that, the boss going down sub 4% 3.9% something, smiles across
the faces of the players in Echo.
I still feel like it would be worth trying, and I don't know if that had a reason to
be, I think it'd be worth trying one pull where Kara was on the couch, since every
She pulls and she sat down, it's been cursed.
Yeah, I'd like that.
Okay, I'll do it.
Maybe at the desk or take a little break.
The question is, will they con-
No!
She stayed on the couch too long!
See you back tomorrow at 8.
For the show to pick back up.
Thank you, everybody.
Goodbye.
Are you not listening to me?
I called for the show to end, bitch!
Fuck it.
You don't know how to flip.
I gotta pull this way.
Pull this way.
Respect.
Pull, pull, pull.
I'm saying if you're gonna play 0, I would make sure we can pull the 0.5, 0.2 is fine, but 0 is not fine, I'm gonna expect you to do it, I'm gonna come.
That's some crazy mean max, huh?
It's 0.1 seconds.
I'll mark your charges.
Do the world markers.
Also the positions.
Watching feet.
I'm watching orbs.
Middle charge is coming.
Through the middle.
They're spreading.
Watching feet.
Watching orbs.
Get to your spots.
Markers, also relative positions, watching feet, watching orbs, middle charges coming
through the middle, they spread, watching feet, watching orbs, the mission soon, hit
your spots, and step is up, 3, 2, 1, where is it going to be?
It's gonna be on the cast by the new team.
Just gonna respect them by far.
First, new team.
World marker chargers coming.
With the world markers.
Also the tip positions.
Watching feet.
Watching all.
100x, behind your six.
Beautiful job.
Balance it, balance.
I don't know
There's some as well
There's some crime
I don't know
Middle charges soon, but throw up if you can
Middle charges
Through the middle
I should be going twice in a row, I think
Yep
Also healing on these ghosts
Watching feet
Stay expert, watching feet
Watching orbs
Spiraling cat
Got everyone here
We just turned out, so I don't know if we're to go
Last intimation coming
I remember the paradoxes in this phase
I'm still alive
Is that a Johnny?
Is that going to turn out?
Yep, that's very helpful
15 seconds
This is it!
100% again and an absolutely crazy amount of damage out of the boss
He's trying to take them out with the Eclipse
But it's not enough as Echo
And managed to catch up to Liquid as the boss goes down
This is it!
100% again and an absolutely crazy amount of damage out of the boss
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That is- that is not okay.
I did- I'm so sorry.
Lots of guys have this problem.
It's not a big deal.
And welcome to who's have this anyway.
I forgot I'm in there man.
I forgot I'm B.
The game where the points are like healers, they just don't matter.
Things you can say in a raid that you cannot say in the bedroom.
Uh, okay you go do splits with Jinji, I'm gonna pull someone else.
Ah, same question.
Can you explain in detail why you failed the last time?
If you've never followed the race before,
I don't even play World of Warcraft, which of course many of you do.
Everything will reset for us in the EU on Wednesday.
It will be Tuesday for the US because they are desynced because...
Yeah.
We have had an enormous $1,000 donation from Mini's mom.
I'd love to tell you, your son is wonderful.
Going at it, it has to say, oh my goodness, I can't even, there's a lot of overlaps here.
I think you were very much right.
This is going to be very much an overlap phase.
Yeah, it's an intertipid production put there to give us some context here.
The HP when they come out of phase is the amount of HP Kai Bezahat.
What?
Guys, we have a data-mined secret cutscene.
Why don't we see this super-amazing data-mined cutscene spoiler?
Whoa! What is it?
I wonder.
It's almost over.
Oh! Is that Sally Beams?
Your ambition was rare, you know.
Yet despite even betraying your own mother.
Sure you are.
Oh, not the Beams!
Oh, no!
Nothing!
When did it kick him? Is it like a slow burn?
Shut up!
Oh, there it is.
Oh my.
Merry Christmas.
You look like you've made a mistake.
Do you feel like you've made a mistake?
I'm fine.
Would you like to take a little break?
Yeah, you would.
All right.
You're gonna spit again?
spit again? You need to learn to swallow.
And on that bomb shell we'll beat you to a tune for the night.
Indeed. We'll see you.
Night everyone.
Tomorrow.
I have to administer a spanking.
Hello everybody and welcome to Who's Nasty Today Way.
I forgot I'm Zimmerman.
Every LP.
The game where the points are like healers, they just don't matter.
I'm joined today by Preach, somehow the most popular cat, despite hating cats, loving
always smelling like beans Alex our own personal Bob Ross anytime you see him
the key first he says everything's fine happy little accidents and then he dies
yeah that's about right Jordan aka okay mage actually short for okay reds the
mage again one of the smartest moon can players in the world which is like
being the highest augmentation evoker on the details meter nobody cares and
And we've got Medic, joining WoW from the League of Legends scene.
Funnily enough, when he joined the cast, all of us said,
Wow, until we saw his play, how much what we said, LOL.
Oh, that was so many love comments, very good, both of them.
And we're here to joke about World of Warcraft,
a global game that recently settled debate
about metric versus imperial.
Blizzard has made it clear they are only interested in feat.
I'm yours, Jesse, let's have some fun!
Woo!
I'm going to ask some questions or set up a scenario and call on one of our contestants to answer.
We'll start with an easy one, Medic.
Oh god.
Oh my god, God bless you.
Can I quickly check? You guys can hear me in your headsets, right?
Yeah, should we speak?
Okay, because I can't hear myself, so I was just...
Oh shut up the sidestand.
I have, but it's...
Oh, I'm fine.
He's got tech issues.
He's got skip here, he's got tech issues.
Medic, things you can say in a raid that you cannot say in the bedroom.
Uh, okay, you go do splits with Jinji, I'm going to pull someone else.
Oh ho ho ho ho!
The girl, same question.
Is it in the bedroom, you said?
Yes, things you can say in the raid, but not in the bedroom.
Well, can you explain in detail why you failed the last time?
Oh!
Alright, moving on to Mike.
What the officers are actually talking about during the frequent breaks.
Oh, that's easy.
Yo, for real, do we really need to have Caddox in here?
3% of her stocks are really weren't fixed on Christmas.
Alright, Jordyn, what would Jaina put in her Tinder bio?
I lured you out here because you have no option but to swipe.
Oh!
That's not fair.
I had to wipe Alex.
That's so gross.
It depends what part of Tinder you're on.
Act out for us what Anduin was actually doing during Dragonflight.
Oh, being a healer sucks. No one likes me. Jesse doesn't even play anymore. I don't even love the light anymore. It's me. I'm so sick.
That was right. That's what he did, right?
That's exactly what I'm telling you.
Wonderful. All right, Medic, things you can say playing WoW that you should not say at work.
Oh god, I don't have anything good to say about your alt that you cannot say about your
children no I really love this one
oh wow it took a while to sink in but they
don't even heal all right the remainder
we will be doing charades one caster will
act out what I give you and the others
will attempt to guess what it is and I'm
going to pick on caro first with an
How do I get one person? Can I... Mitch, can you tell the one person I tell the prompt?
Okay. Alright. Damn. Alright.
Now I'm picking on Jordan.
Oh, hold on. Please stand by as we're doing a little push to talk action.
Routing the information through our audio software.
Yes, he actually has some free work.
Of course she was onto something.
Alright.
Jordan's being given a prompt now and she has to act it out without using words and then you guys have to guess what it is.
Okay.
Give me some space.
Okay.
Is it a clown?
Okay.
It's a box.
A box?
Yeah.
You're opening up.
A logistic-
There it is!
Oh!
Nice!
Damn!
Which means he gets to go next.
Okay.
Alright, so this is to Mike, Mitch.
I don't like the uncanny silence.
What people don't realise is Mitch is actually just standing under the desk.
Preach enacted it as a rule a few years ago for other reasons, but now they just do it anyway.
Mike now receiving his prize. Can you fact this out?
Come on boys, we can do it! We just have to focus!
Ginger!
You're not allowed to speak!
What?
Have you never played Shurot?
That probably wasn't invented when you were born.
What I used to do was get some coal and describe it on a board.
It's easy though.
And Nicole was from Santa obviously.
I mean why bring it up? It was a rough time.
It's a sad time.
Can I talk about the doctor?
It is user.
You're being given a prompt.
Oh God.
Okay.
It's a little...
Oh!
It's a dog!
Oh!
Hunter!
Like a hunter pet!
There it is!
You should have barked!
Right.
No noise is allowed.
You don't have the rules in this game.
Oh damn.
You got four points.
Oh damn, you got full into that!
That was very wasn't the best for the camera angle, I realised I was facing you guys,
flat it over!
Almost the sussy.
Oh damn.
One coming in front of Gura now.
Alright.
Allerion!
Oh, it's like a staff, or a scythe?
Wait, what did the, which king uses their weapon?
Okay wait, hold on.
Frostmum.
Atrox.
Um, Jinx from Arcane.
Okay, you're picking something up and then there's a tornado. Oh you found something you found some treasure you found some amazing
Luke oh it's
Roger's
I really like
Epic drop
Attack the blood I the person you hit goes spiraling
But I have no idea what that's about.
Why are we food?
Is it jam?
Are you calling medical name?
Yeah.
This seems very difficult.
This is a famous chat meme, as well as being loot.
Oh.
Are you doing your gaga goo?
Preach?
It's like a priest weapon.
What?
You said look holy.
Like a famous chat meme.
What?
I don't go in chat.
Why is Nessie?
This is not the Susie.
Oh.
All done.
You're doing your DPS like a touchdown.
Thunderfury Blessed Blade of the Wind Sleeper
Oh, that's it!
That was pretty good
I was thinking of switchtracks
I should have said Bairns
If I knew wow, I'd be disappointed in myself
Alright, one last prompt
Going around this way
Starting with you, Alex
What production actually says to the casters?
Oh, most of the time, heinous things
What would you like me to choose?
Most of the time is please Alex, just read the ad read once correctly
Stop making stuff up, that's not the code
Jordan, what production is actually telling the casters?
No, you cannot have cheese delivered!
Mike, Mike, production is actually saying to the casters that
We have so many beans, Mike, you are never leaving this channel
Kara, what have you been told by production?
All they ever say is, do you want more nuggies?
Like, nuggies?
They went off of me one!
And Medic, what Mitch has actually been telling you?
Uh, yes, so my room is 307.
If you just come over after the broadcast, you'll be fine.
Thanks everybody, that's for our show, who's cast is it anyway?
I thought we were supposed to lie.
But an excellent new best pull for Echo,
that not necessarily because they got further in phase three,
it's just because of how disgusting they did in phase one and two.
Oh, that was some really really nice damage and it's the damage they need to get out of this fight overall
You have a friend like Alex
You know someone who's suffering from
Small damage if you do it's not over for them. There are many things you can do
Donate to games for love today, and people like Alex can learn to play games when they're
younger, and maybe when they're older, and senile, and can't find a helper, and maybe
then, they'll do some damage.
Trust me, they won't, but it's a nice thought.
We can all help in our own special way.
The Weakor tells both group...
Oh, it's Sally Beans.
We've been we've been impacted by those lips. Oh, but it's a Furby
The giga child's here build 10 from a couple positive that spawned at 432 walk forward one yard and
crit
2.5 million damage
Omae wa mou shindeiru no need a little bit per shape that's twenty nine point one percent
This boss is so dead.
Like, damage-wise, they've got it, they've got it!
Sooo got it, dude! They're free!
You can see that as lies there at the end of the year!
Let's go!
This boss is so dead when they get that one right, but it was pretty clear they were like full circus clown cars.
And I think I saw Fana literally get on a little bike.
The players are going to be sporting some odds.
You see them going as far left as they can to sport it for the team coming up next?
Round four!
Oh, my gosh!
Oh man, that was incredible.
This is Ryzen's part of each stage.
Oh, it was Ryzen's!
Fuck the bomb!
Blue Team comes to help!
And it says, I'll save you!
Oh!
Oh, yeah.
Roger sees this all of his mind's eye, like the Prophet.
It reminds me sometimes of Minority Report, he's like in some bath somewhere, he's like
projecting some image, some crew is a scribe and he's like, yes I see it now, there's the
prophets spoken to me, he sees all the things.
I'm predicting future crimes.
I don't think scribe will allow us to go to bed if we don't kill him.
See, I said that would happen, you are a pre-con!
Oh, the beans spewers.
See that's not an inefficiency issue is it?
Can we move him so they're showering down on Mike?
Big sad.
This is you, I can't speak well with beans in my mouth.
Oh right, well in which case, yeah we've got a couple more hours until I'm done.
First pull the bar shift, and the first pull after their break.
Quick, let's do all the cast successes.
Get on my screen, no wagers won't mess us up, I'm ready to be awed.
What?! Ready?!
Only Ansarekka waits as Ekko do it, just before the reset, 2% left,
That in rage means nothing as Echo will clean up the silken cords and Anserec awaits Echo tomorrow!
Descend him home. Descend him! Let's go!
Everybody absolutely forecasting that was wonderful to see what an excellent call...
Yeah, that one if he dies. Okay, that's fine
And blue front coming up
The bombs and rain positions rain positions here
Tokyo warps
Blue front coming up for the fellas, and then we get ready for the charge watch truck
And rain positions and you get space with some over the boss
We're running up, and we're deleting in Yang.
Ready for rain.
Two frontlines and weapons.
Closing frontlines.
We're just there waiting for weapons and going down.
And charge coming up.
Let's go over the poles.
Very nice.
Going middle.
The three groups.
Here are the three spreaders, isn't it?
Yeah.
One, two, one, next is the scoop spread.
And three, two, one, scooch.
Next is the scoop spread.
And three, two, one, stop being spread.
And three, two, one, spread.
Damage.
Perseverance, increase.
Take that.
come up as well when you can
new frontal coming
warthex formation
full PMA
full sparkles
we've tried
smartwatch to absorb, switch the circle
nice memes
breves
panics
pg
tanking 4
3
2
We're clearing out, Ixl Staggin now, your captain, both teams going right, first the
red team, now the blue team, then chasing Skye Springer now, Gettys, look at the other
team now, and go left right, and you can go towards the orcs red team, breaking all
of this, go to your orcs, be smart about it, and call them.
mini
panics
and hopeful quick here
ok rest middle, frago
in front
and xerwin 6
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
off narco and you can
group soon
and your captains spread around them
did
spread
And more smart boss in green.
Seven, six, five, four, three, two.
Spreading in three, two, that's it, one, spread.
And be smart about that.
Seven, six, five, four, three, two.
One is fake, right there will be fake.
This is a killer boss.
Shame.
Spice are fake. It's fun alone.
And we have here again on the pinks in green.
problem we drive the bus red team definitely don't break webster you're
only one down waiting the frontal first blue team you're gonna be in that
healing rain soon okay then blue and we have a sentence first to red
front all you go and spread around blue team in two one spread around blue
team far away gang now blue team left right red team right not breaking
Red team right, not breaking, blue team left right.
And be smart about the orb soaks soon.
And then red team stretching it soon. Get your orb soaks guys.
Five seconds.
Red team fading after, fading the frontal, blue team scanning on that right side.
And they are kind of...
Milia?
Red team, yeah.
First script soon, going towards the middle
That's not how I get this
Run on?
Yeah, run there, run there
First script, going towards the middle
Second script towards the orbs
And all break
In all of these
And then soakers, orbs
Watch the circle
Smart, got the soaks now
Only one dispel
Watch the frontal
Get all orbs
Only mini
Mini
Red or pink
Canex, go to the middle
Defint
Our next one, Jank, Mastin and Wolfinn 3, 2, 1, now.
Last thing is the easiest one. On this one you also pop all the Personals during the webs and everything.
I'll call all the Personals.
First, base is boss red team, chase them.
We're gonna bait on the way.
Come the deep state near the middle
And you're getting old does it red team right not breaking blue team left right
But you're right not breaking blue team left right
So pure works here. Push the circles and so pure works
Only nice means that's it the spell nice means
Starting to stretch it
Canex go to middle
Canex now, you need to dispel here
Leaks next
Jank
Jank?
Panarin 3, 2, 1, go
Switz boss, Switz boss
Okay, only tanks now, get ready
I don't think I...
I think they are on shit first
should first and just first
fully sell some tanks
I think I need to run over them
then I can send you
only Ansarek awaits as Ekko do it
just before the resets 2% left
and that in range means nothing
as Ekko will clean up the Silkencourt
and Ansarek awaits Ekko tomorrow
just send him home
The name! Let's go!
Everybody absolutely bollarding!
That was wonderful to see, what an excellent pull!
It should be okay still. There we are.
Good job Cat, so he's left, right, he's upside down, he doesn't know.
Oh, we lost!
A little bit of goodies like that, as Rashinam has fallen for Echo and Will.
But then we get a spot light.
10 Championships
does this make spill like you got shot?
ochie貝
what did thedocs talk about?
the belts is really high quality
we have many stacks
That's exactly right once you've got a better ketchup on that, it tastes great
Changing a little bit you can tell that. Can we saccharine is anybody happy production?
Nope, because he just died because not happy because he's still got to DPS this boss, but he's okay
Yeah
The goal's been met!
On the back of Swedish food!
Wait, why am I happy? I need to eat disgusting sweets
Oh God productions here we are in trouble. What have you made?
It actually looks so good!
Best donation if ever, if we just have a cheese ball.
That's really interesting, I've never heard of that before.
Cause I've used that.
So the fourth...
Look, it's enough to see those. Let's take this.
Suck it down.
0.0!
Kvesa falls.
3. They're already just getting an early lead yet crash as they are bumping into each other.
Oh, there's a team crab behind team spider following on the tail as they slow them back
and forth.
Oh, collision!
Team ride through the murder!
Team spider not too far behind, but Jordan, being the British, he is cannot resist the
beans.
Beans to the face!
Oh, the team crab has navigated this straight away before the reverses.
Oh, no!
Taking out a radar piece!
Oh, no!
Stop ramming it!
Oh, no!
You can see both sides.
Oh, there's going to be a collision down the middle.
The radio's aren't actually doing anything too important right now.
There's a team crab's camera is also on the way.
It's all, all the clips!
There we go, it's just about to round the corner here.
As Jordan's making the way down and over across the line.
Team crab!
The spider comes in at the end.
Oh.
Super weak.
What's going on, Germany?
Okay, so...
Jordan, you're a cheese fiend.
Come on, get in there, J.
Oh!
Bad bra.
There you go, Princess.
I love this piece.
That was very bad.
On behalf of myself and the Gura and everyone else here at Echo eSports, we would like to
apologize if we upset or offended anybody regarding this cheese.
Anyway.
Ginger's camera, yeah.
Can I switch over to ginger real quick?
It's not good.
Switch away from ginger.
Gingery
Intermission is going to take a little bit longer right now because they're having to hold cooldowns
That's something we talked about when they were progming this for the first time Sam
So I don't understand why you decided to come into our ears and
That's it Sam! We already said this! We were saying especially in phase one they were holding cooldowns
Are they holding more cooldowns? Because they reset, yeah?
Oh well that's cool
So what we'll see here is they'll go through the intermission
and actually holding their cooldowns, specifically to...
Hahahaha!
Spell to Cache is now taking more damage, and Ugrash has come out of that damage page,
but look at how quickly these bosses are melting, like a hot knife through butter,
Echo will clear the Silken Court, and once again make their way to answer it.
You don't have to do the first obstacle for me in the life of the cheese.
Oh, I should be nice because I'm here. I am English.
That is it! GameStarCulturalMoms is to accept anything you're doing for the Preach and Nogura tasteless podcast. We'll see you next never. Thanks for watching!
We're going to be jumping over, talking about mucking around. We're going to be jumping over to the RC Rumble as we have got our Team Spider vs Team Crab on the Team Spider side is our one and only Jordan who is going to be doing that particular.
particular
there you go
there's Jordan's hand
and on Team Grab we have got Medic and there's his hand
so they are going to be racing around a predefined course
I personally am going for Team Grab
indeed I believe Team Spider will be victorious
no one should underestimate the competitive urge of Jordan
who has been banned multiple times for games
in her competition
well the main reason that I know that Medic is going to be very careful
is his camera phone
That's gonna give Jordan the edge. She's racing with Sam
So I think our competitors are you ready?
Okay, are you ready? I'm ready. I'm ready to chat. Are you ready production? Are you ready?
We're ready. Are we are we thing go or we how are we always starting it? Okay?
Okay, so we'll count down to go three, two, one, and then go.
Okay, so you're gonna go on go.
Three, two, one, go.
So you're going on go.
Four.
I need to remind you of this
because we've had accidents before.
We can also go,
bup, bup, if you want, that's also a way of doing it.
Okay.
This is a mixture of all of it.
Rock paper scissors.
All at the same time.
Rock paper scissors.
Yeah.
No, we'll go on go.
Okay, you can do it.
All right, I'll do it.
Okay, here we go.
Are you prepared?
No.
Doesn't matter.
Three,
two, one, go!
And we have Team Spider immediately having an immediate crash.
Team Crab is going to make their way down the corridor of Merch.
Oh, we've had a collision crash.
There we go.
You can see Medic having to follow these cars around
as they are a lot faster.
Why do you need to win all?
Feel free to just pick up Jordan and replace it if you need to.
And you can see he can grab all of you in the kitchen,
of past Bean Corner.
You need to make up some ground, Jordan.
Team Spider is way behind,
slallowing back and forth through this corridor
as Team Crab heads into the straightaways.
This is a very scary area
because if you crash into a player PC,
you might break it.
We don't want that.
But of course, Medic making their way down
with the Team Crab before turning around.
An excellent turnaround as we do see.
Oh, no!
That's a radar.
That's a radar spot.
I didn't ask Wolf Disco.
Now, officially on the bench
as Jordan makes her way around Bean Corner,
all those could be a small collision
as both competitors are going to be going in at the same time, but it seems like Team
Crab has made it their way down here, and Shorda's going to be pushing down this straight
and narrow. Is it enough as Metic makes it final turn?
There's not enough Metic, he's getting away to the final turn, and the one line ahead,
Team Crab victory by a landslide. That's what I'm talking about.
We can't do- I think it should be two out of three.
I don't need to have another shot at this.
Careful, careful, let me get you up there.
spin the wheels because I'm scared. There we go. We can show you the car track if you
like. Well Jordan got lapped. That's actually me. There we go. She's still making her way
in. She's still coming in. There was a little bit of a mystery. There we go. We can see
Jordan right now. Yeah, making their way into the room. Got that last turn to go.
here we go across the wide line
out
bouncing off the wide line
so team crab pulling ahead
one
nil to team crab
we're going to do a best two out of three
two out of three
okay so we're getting some points sorted out for you
but just because it was so fast
we think it's best two out of three
and you had a little bit of a rough start there
Jordan you've learned it now though
the car positions though. Yeah, to stop. Maybe there was a disadvantage to being on the outside.
Yeah, yeah. I don't think it was that much of a surprise.
Here we go. All right. So you can see Team Crab there on the right with one that is Medic.
And now we've got Team Spider on Zero. Are you guys good to go? Contestants, are you prepared?
it's fine okay apparently we've had a large change in the track and as well
learned this course so this is gonna be a brand new course blind oh don't look it's
well it's blind raising all right all right okay so you have to count them in
this time I'll be counting you guys in well that's unfortunate no you're not
supposed to be blind it was more the course yeah you're not you're not
short the course has got coming up but you guys ready okay we're gonna be going
on go three two one go and the right is to go early lead the old team of the
crash immediate crash as they are bogging into each other a little bit
team crab behind team spider following on the tail as they slow them back and
Oh, Collision! Team R1ve!
Team R1ve through the murder!
As they head into the kitchen now, you can see that there's a vastly different set of soda out there at the moment.
Oh, look at that bean corner!
Team Crab making their way through, but Team Spider not too far behind.
But Jordan, being the Brit she is, cannot resist the beans!
Beans to the face!
Team Crab has navigated this straight away before the reverses.
Oh no! Taking out a redder piece!
Oh no! Stop ramming it!
Oh no!
Oh there's going to be collision down the middle.
I'm glad that the radius aren't actually doing anything too important right now.
Team Crab's camera is also a little bit pissed off.
Oh it flipped!
Team Crab!
We've had it reset up now as it's going to be making its way back down past the secret little corridor behind it all going past production.
Team White Line for the second victory in a row.
It's just about to round the corner here as children's making the way down
Spider comes in at the end. Oh
That was a brutal
Multiple crashes
I love your backflip. It was a beautiful backflip an interesting strategy to tip over your car
And run into a bunch of player PCs just goes to show how strong star for truly are through very stale
design. Team Crab taking that to zero. Well done. Maybe we could have an interview with the quick
interview with the contestants. Quick interview with the contestants. If you'd like to have a
little sit down. There we are. Well, I'm not holding, you've got to put the head, there we go.
You're going to hold the mic clear. I'm not going to hold the mic for you, no. Unfortunately not.
Team Crab, you pulled out that victory. Can you tell us your strategy going to the first
course? Oh, Jordan was always going to crash immediately. I was just waiting for that
That's a half of me, it was good.
I was very impressed and excellent.
As a long-term team crab enjoyer,
I was excited to see how deathly you dealt
with those particular obstructions in the course.
Yeah, we just decided to just ram into them
and knock them out of the way.
It was a unanimous decision before we started.
We just figured.
We said we're going through them.
It's fine, they're empty, I think.
And Jordan, Commiserations and Team Spider, 2-0.
Thank you.
How does that feel?
just to be sure you do know you've lost right wait what yeah okay we maybe
should have made the rules a little clearer another one
the best 7 out of 11 phone emerged from that race unscathed we get the
thumbs up I flipped my phone and I haven't checked it did it
I drove straight into a beans tin. I almost brought it with you
Yeah, can we have a little bit of a look at the PC?
I have a replay of the Bees moment
Nooo
But we might very well, can we have one of the cars so we can show off the base engineering that went into this feet?
They were very good
Very seedy, thank you
This was Jordan's car, the inferior
Is that why it's broken?
I didn't break it
It's got a little bracket on the top here to hold the camera phones there, and that's how we were living around.
Tilted somehow.
I wonder how.
Yeah, we had a little bit of a crash.
I still wonder if the flip should have resulted in a longer timeout for a pit stop.
I cheated, and also didn't crash and still lost.
Twice.
Lost twice in a row.
You did crash on the first one.
I angled myself badly.
It's really difficult because if you hold it like this for throttle, then this is left and this is right.
Yeah, it was throwing me a bit.
So like the orientation is a bit odd. So I started holding it like this.
Right.
I'm just going left and right.
That makes sense.
That makes so much sense.
Strategic innovation that led to your loss.
This is the one-tank matter of RC Rally.
I also faced the car, so it was in reverse.
There you go. You can see the camera there.
Wonderful car even.
Yep.
It did the job though!
It did!
They were quite speedy.
Very speedy.
It's a vision force to really bang against that kind of beam.
Apparently they were turned down to the minimum as to reduce the chance of crash if even still
Sam was very scared.
It was the lowest throttle intensity we could have had and I still didn't go max throttle
at any point.
It was so scary.
Oh yeah!
I've got to get these guys outside the front now.
Yeah you should.
On the road.
Yeah!
With the real cars.
I'll put one under each foot.
Oh man. Well, congratulations.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you so much, team.
Crap. Not so much team spider.
Yeah, team spider.
Still congratulations on a race poorly run indeed.
Yeah, she did in fact.
She just is poorly organized.
She did it.
Yeah.
I crashed into many things.
She skipped half the course on the first one.
Yeah, I got to the end of the play of corridors.
Like, I managed to not hit any player PCs.
I've got a chance to get me.
Makes sense. Makes sense.
Hello and welcome back.
It is time for Skaft cosplay.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
It is Jordan and Matic that joined us here, of course, Matic part of Team Crab,
which is the winning team, of course, for this cosplay competition.
What team are you on?
And then we also have the inferior team, Team Spider over there.
Well, this is fighting talk.
Just you wait.
Well, this is Team Crab's entry.
We went for a relatively avant-garde look, a modern water walker.
If you can see past the junk in the trunk, you also notice the legs that we decided to
attach and the helmet that does make him look slightly like a robot, but really fits with
the queen and Surek cosplay that we were going for.
longer than it will for Echo. He should do it like a death animation so we you know the boss
is of course gonna die for us first because so we're gonna get that will first. True.
All right. Yeah we all are at wow fashion week. Okay. Oh right. I like how sad it's gonna
run like like. Oh here we are. Oh this is Team Spiders. Team Spiders just in the chair bums.
Um, okay.
I have a little word you guys haven't put everything.
Oh!
That looks like a gray ball.
Is that a gray ball?
Yes, it is.
Okay, is it got prizes?
Oh yeah.
Is there prizes?
Do you mean that they eat prizes?
That was a great one.
That was a top tier twirl.
The camera angles on that one, just beautiful.
And now he's got to squeeze down a very tight corner.
Oh, here we go!
He's out of his way, can he make it?
That's all the sum!
Oh, here we go!
I'm sorry, he's going to fall.
I think we need some space.
In you come!
Come here, come here.
Queen and Thurak here.
Alright, watch out for all the equipment.
In the middle.
Watch the equipment. We're doing great.
Yeah, keep it up.
Alright, Queen and Thurak.
Oh my god.
That was it mate.
The race is not over now.
I'll just hold up your ass for a moment here.
You're fine.
You're doing great.
It took us two hours to make that, but...
Two hours.
I believe you can sit, Jesse.
Yeah, would you like to loop your great vault mic?
Alright, do I have to loot it?
Yeah, you have to loot it.
Sam's going to come down for the camera angle.
There you go.
And we're going to switch to Sam's camera in three, two, one. There we go.
Open the vault.
He's opened the vault. What did you get?
I can translate for you if you want.
Alright, my first choice of the week is Jesse's biceps.
Oh, he's got gifts.
Your first option is a belt.
Oh, and accidentally, it's a two for one.
Okay, I'm not that thin it's a it's a garter. Oh, I see what it is. It's a shoulder piece
Don't they quit because otherwise
Okay, this one
It's a staff not nice and spells. I was going for I thought that was a sword
Are you any playing priest?
Let me tell you a story of this. We've got 20 minutes left.
Wait, put it back otherwise you've equipped it.
I'll keep it this way.
Do you want to see what was under the other ones?
I want the perception.
Okay, that's crutch worthy.
Yeah, you looted a trinket.
Oh, a trinket!
Okay, yeah, I'm putting this one.
First from the Delvevald, which means it's a bad item.
Oh, yeah.
This loot's way too good for you.
Okay, hold on.
I'm a snuff if you got him.
What a fully stacked ball, I thought there's a shield.
Oh, it's a shield.
That is a very good shield.
You guys are looking much better as the time goes on.
Full shambles.
Alright, I'm not tanking though, so that's a pass.
You opened your vault in the wrong loot spec.
Oh, despair.
Full despair slot.
Oh, God.
Did we go central?
You haven't done central yet.
Full mid.
Oh, Necklace!
Yeah, it's a Necklace.
What level is this?
700.
Oh, it's poor.
Okay, it's low eye level.
We don't want that.
Oh, that's right now.
Wrong stats, wrong stats.
I think there's one more left.
I think we've got one left.
I might get fucked.
The rats.
You know we're on the same team.
Honestly, with a bot like this,
I choose to spare.
You did the wrong!
I choose to spare.
Okay, that was way more effort than it looks on the catwalk.
Can he sit, Jesse?
Oh my God, Alex!
How do we choose the winners on the audience?
I think that we have an audience poll, no?
Oh yeah, definitely.
It's Jesse!
Wait, wait, wait. You guys have scammed the system.
Because your team crab and you made a spider.
We win either way!
What?
So yeah, see you later.
That was so awesome!
I have the poll beat just like, you know...
Ancerek or Grape Vault.
I feel like you gerrymandered this whole thing.
Like, yes.
It's usually my strategy.
Yeah, if we can't win proper,
because you didn't put real effort in,
like, you know what I mean?
This is just two and a half hours, Mike.
It's amazing. Look at those guys.
Look at that ass.
This is 12 trash bags filled with our own breath.
I can't believe I've been going to the gym this whole time,
and I could have just done distance stuff.
I can't.
Wait, wait, wait, just stay where I come back out.
I have to.
Is it full of balloons?
No, it's full of trash bags.
You have inflated them though.
Yes!
That's why it's got the jiggle physics.
Imagine not just filling it with trash.
With that what?
You should see the classroom.
You know what is trash?
The classroom.
Let's read a picture after this.
Oh, dominance from what team are we?
Oh, no. Queen's office.
Dominance from Team Sporters.
This is unfair.
Shab, what are you doing?
You're totally...
Okay, I feel like you got too much time on camera.
Yeah, they got a lot of time.
Yeah, that's because more effort results in more time.
Alright, Alex, do the sussy.
Actually, Alex, can you do the sussy?
We'll rig the pole round.
Sussy!
Pure pressure.
Ah, my foot!
Yeah, there you are.
Well positioned.
I'll hold your hips for you.
I'll hold your hips.
Green answer, it fills the sussie!
Jesse, being a sussie, the audience wasn't properly informed of the sausage that could come with Queen S.
Hey, calm down you, alright, you've had enough time!
Oh my god, we can do it, we can do it!
Oh, it's so close!
Now they finally start to reel!
It's like Brexit all over again!
It's got the rats!
Go into the frame!
We need to get more butt, more butt, look at this!
We need butts!
We even cut out the top just like on the actual design
Okay
Old take your time
Holding
They got bonus time
You got a whole loot table
I feel very bad for not having a lot of money in that great job.
Before Alex destroys this, round of applause for the
it seems because me and the girl had nothing to do with this at all.
Good job Teens.
Good job.
And of course your donations, so game is full of just three words, three devastating words.
Beans and milk.
No, no, don't put that out there.
Wait, Peans?
No.
Peans, not quite peas, not quite beans, but something special in the tweens.
Wait, I didn't think about that one.
What about real one?
It's one of the hardest things to say with a straight face in medical school is I think you have a Q-10 Jaina
So horde bias they can't even make Jaina one shot you with her icy beams because the alliance of buttons
On narrative screen it's a little bit different next to queen and sox health bar in the bottom middle
There are all the spells that are about to come up and then hopefully screen as well above Queen Hensorex's health bar
Oh, switch back to nice moves right at the top middle now back towards the bottom
And Christian's screen is just above the health bar
We're back to Jinji top right is where we're looking to Mini now just above where Queen Hensorex's health bar
You can see a couple of abilities, but then also on the left and then on canyx's screen
I have no idea where I'm looking right now
Well done, excellent progress made me off of that first platform.
Good day there you fucker wet god!
Does it bother you that ok mate,
Died to a level 6 pig and probably can't do whole fire citadel?
I've never played classic before!
Why are you outing me, Mike?
There are a lot of beans in stock.
It's super beans, there's sassy beans,
Gravanto beans, spout beans,
sweet beans,
Giganta beans, great northern beans,
skinny beans, long beans,
mung beans, pinta beans.
I thought you'd be the bean expert, girls.
Why?
You're from the land of the beans.
Jesus Christ.
I've been a wiener before.
That's my mating ritual.
Aha, I've been jacked as a wiener.
Wiener boys!
How much do you like children?
Children?
The good thing is...
The good thing is perfective paths and vibe checks.
The correct answer to that was, huh?
In 3, 2, 1, send it.
Are you gonna feel something tingling on the backing track?
I just feel it everywhere.
I'm not feeling that bad.
I ain't fucking dying.
So here come the trampolines,
and here gonna shut up.
Oh, okay.
Mm-hmm.
I love you! I can't do it!
And as you can tell...
I... I did...
Click your fingers though, bud.
What?!
No!
Let's try to get over it!
Towards Sam so they have to make sure they throw balls at her.
Balls?
Wow, okay, this...
This is a scary thing.
It was amazing what just happened by the way that was the most extraordinary fall. We have seen in
months
47 incredible
I fucking knew it man. Hello preach. It's me direct
7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7...
It's just a cute question!
10-7
I got you your first Wow mount!
It is an inflatable flamingo mount.
I will wear it with pride.
Fortunate.
Ohh, thank god.
That is nice moves.
Sue has a T-Scribe?
Oh, that's going off!
You are a sugar in it!
I'm sweet enough, thank you!
Oh yeah, well thanks, Scribe, I'm sweet enough.
Adds on there, kind of on top of the bar,
was Robin going down there from that huge hit of the infest.
Lovely in control, too, there, well, it was really good.
Can you call Mike a clown?
Thank you.
You are a clown.
Thanks for the sound bite.
I appreciate it.
Yeah, right, brother, you are a clown.
You all stop saying that for the love of God.
You don't know what you're doing to me, right?
Chris works very well in the back room.
I'm not showing my passion.
It's fine. We have a 10 dollar donation. Thank you very much for that.
We've got a 10 dollar donation in from Faye.
She says genuine.
For the bottom of our hearts. We have never seen the boys this well.
Ever.
We know them.
To really annoy everybody who exists right now, I can't tell you one food take on snacks that people really hate.
But I go up.
I test.
Jaffa cakes.
Uuughhh!
They're awful!
Oh 15, 15 now fuck!
Yeah, no good.
He just pull again, pull again, come on, come on!
Shut up! If I speak it's done.
Okay.
The royal combination.
He's full aid! You are!
It makes it infinitely harder on these platforms to do this without the entire raid alive.
But not necessarily impossible.
Dying like that is impossible.
Yeah, that would make it very hard.
Why do I find gold even if it's my walkup?
True, I don't know if it's stupid.
There's Chinese we can buy from anyway.
I didn't say that!
Please if you want her, not me!
I'm over here!
Remember, I was eating that all the time!
It's a lot of large peanuts in my ring!
Yeah, pretty much!
I feel like a blue bubblegum f...
What did you just say?
It's very perfectly. Oh mate, I'm never moving on.
Yeah. There's a bunch of minigames like the pet battles.
What was that then?
No, that was perfecto's character. They're doing something maybe we weren't supposed to see that
Who knows you saw enough? Wow
Yeah, I mean that is
Excellent for echo there getting back into phase three. This is exactly what we want to see from them
Full spellbook, full spellbook, full spellbook, full spellbook, yeah.
Lesson 7 seconds. Lesson 6.
Well, we have to end our meditation first.
Okay, you lead the last meditation.
Deep breath in through your mouth for 5 seconds.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and out through your nose for 7 seconds.
you are valid you are wanted and a big a small or a medium-sized Friday we'll be
right back
it's really no point going back it's the same I think it's shit
how much is there to talk about like there be new conversations just coming
up. Someone's fired. Oh, someone definitely fired it. Yeah, that is a close drop. Oh, I'm lucky. They
couldn't quite get them. Oh, that was a shame. That was a real shame. This is such a difficult
spot. And this is the progression pointer at entirety of shuttle ads. How was that from a
race to world first perspective when the game already felt a little bit. You remember the scene
from Lord of the Rings? Yes, right on Sam on the volcano. Forgotten the smell of rain and
feeling of breath. That's me with freedom and control. Oh mate.
Oh dear.
Oh, Ibeer is choking to death, which is definitely an issue if you're tanking chokes on his
soda. One request for some help and he's going back in for seconds and that's why
he's boiled first. He wipes on his own soda and pulls again. He fears nothing that
boy. He's going again, look at this, he's racking up a poker.
Look at us, three poles!
Well, we have a little death there, but it's no big deal.
We have a battle rest for just such moments.
Yeah, and what is life without a bit of death?
Absolutely.
Now, unfortunately, with Mini having died, everyone has five stacks of the frothing poison,
but that just means the healers have an opportunity to show why they belong in Echo,
pumping even more healing here, dealing with the five stacks.
It's not a big deal.
These are even-
Of course Junji gets hit by a plate.
He's so washed!
I hate him!
Everything a little bit going out of control here,
but what a good try.
This was such a good try by Akko
and look at the percentage of the boss too.
I mean they're getting lower and lower,
but this point is so difficult.
They smell blood.
There's just so much happening.
You're a man, you're screwed.
Raider.io even posted about it.
He's tempted to get you as fat as it's your loss!
Quarriel! Why? What is happening?
Because now, Liquid are joining in!
Ahai! I played Team Liquid!
But I also appreciate good tattoo!
Let's rock and roll the gore!
Yes! This is what we need!
Okay, she's in the ring!
That's insane, ringback seat.
You squat in the shower, taking a shit down the drain while brushing your teeth.
Oh, then why do you do this?
How does it affect the pull-up instead of passing just his reading poetry or excerpts from a romance novel?
Well, you know, when the first Venom bombs go out, that can be their first date as a group and then getting knocked up together.
Okay, maybe we should. Okay, maybe no romance novel.
I've got an assignment to suck myself up.
That's been so fortunate for our former
That's not the one
Yeah, it is! It's Darko! Where are you going, Darko?
I was trying to turn around but he's like, I still ain't now
Look at that man on the horse!
That's the pink coming through
I love the pink!
At least they might not be able to do it
Zazi getting brought up as the boss is getting brought lower and lower
Already into a new best pull for Echo both in terms of time and cost percentage
We have one more infest coming in here if mirrors can do this then that's insane
Okay, so now we know this fight could be silo touched how are we gonna incorporate this
Course he's going he's got he's gonna stand
Shouts
a little bit of a joke for you.
Okay, how did Nizret know that Pants right and murdered her mother?
How?
He's spider doing it.
I've been here for 18 days.
Welcome back, of course.
During the break, we did see Liquid kill the boss,
which means that they winning this race.
They got the race all first, win this hour round.
And what a performance by Liquid.
I mean, huge congratulations.
They played so incredibly well this year.
The musical stars, well...
Yeah, that's...
Mind-blowing.
Honestly, I'm happy that we could do that.
Watch that.
Oh, man.
Oh! Oh, no!
Jinji!
He's down!
Bigfoot in-game in IRL!
The despair overflowing from his secret lab titan.
It is that time again.
We need you for heroic splits.
And then not joking.
for Russian man and stick around.
So if you could help Echo achieve their dreams,
can you check the LFG for Echo?
I'm getting a feeling.
A funny feeling.
A feathery feeling.
A wide feeling.
That indeed the man himself
lingering outside
the very gates of the Nerubar Palace
ready to swoop in in his owl form
and then go into a slightly different,
combat oriented our form indeed we might be getting no idea i'm so good dude there he is
there he is he's ready canyx if you're watching the main screen he's streaming give us a wave
dude there he is he's kind of paying attention he's ready and waiting i think indeed we might
be seeing a little bit of canyx coming in once again no matter how many times we try there
goes the invite in comes cannex
his portals of hearts go off a little
OHHHHHH
what the full play by cannex
this engage himself back onto the platform
as the boss is going to be going lower
and lower as her enrage timer ever encroaches further
our echo going to be able to get her down
as far as they need to go
but unfortunately here comes the enrage cast
are they going to be picking up the essences
or are they going to be accepting their fate
it looks like
that is not going to be the pool they need
but my word it's the pool that they've been wanting
All day of 4%
You can actually make a caption when you measure the penis from the bottom at the top
No, the man just don't they shouldn't be allowed to blink
It should just be burned
Cycles landing
Namazoo is good. Namazoo is your top. See, this is why Namazoo is out of worst take it to Julia
We present you to the Holy Frying Pan, your days have numbered, Namazoo.
Be gone, foul beast!
We were having a little bit of a tea time, weren't we, Alex?
Oh, anyway.
Thanks, Jon, for asking me a question while I'm choking.
Oh, just go back to comms, dude.
It's cooked with completely gone umphosh.
4.6%, they're trying to pick it up to move in to buy some more time!
They did a play!
They could!
2% left down to 1% and they're jumping over trying to save the essences!
But just not good enough!
Pizza buff's so vital and 4% wipe immediately after it's happening!
And then people are saying, lol fuck you loser, you only will second you freak and then I cry and go to bed.
Hey dudes, it's 2am, production's gone home by the way, we're in charge!
Oh no, it's getting real, we took the BDSM to keep the pools going!
Oh man!
He has done it, they're sacrificing themselves, but it is not going to be enough for Ekko this time
with three players left. Gigi is holding on for dear life to let the gods do some damage.
2.7%!
Oh, yeah, I think it's gone from having a nice jovial time into Delirium for sure.
Yeah, they're gonna start seeing some strange shapes as the hallucinations set in.
It's been a pleasure to be along with them for this ride.
They gave it their all and just 0.98% stands between Ekko and picking up that second.
Hello everyone and welcome back. We're coming to the end of our show and we need to do some charity goals. You guys have raised
$40,135 for gain for gamers chat huge amounts of hearts a round of applause for you patch yourself on the back
That is phenomenal and as part of that we promised that we would appreciate each other was with what I'm sure will be
thoughtful and kind gifts certainly
With with our poor dear departed or league
medic friend no longer with us we want to start with his gift which is right here
and Jordan doesn't have anyone to give anything to because she gave hers to medic already
so you can award medic's gift to its recipient the name's on the other side who's it going to
oh it's myself
is she what medic got you just like christmas is it heavy by myself
I think medic sent a video along with this gift that we may be able to watch.
Hey guys, I'm really sorry I couldn't be there for the gift exchange, but I just want to say what a special thing this is that you guys do every year.
I think it's so kind and so generous to find gifts for our fellow castes and to appreciate them in the way that we do.
do. So Jordan, I got you. I went shopping kind of before I knew you a little bit, but I'm
hoping that the gifts kind of portray your personality, also have to be a little bit
of fun. It's been such an honor to get to work with you all, and especially with you,
Jordan. You've been such a beacon of light and a beacon of joy for my time.
Jordan- Oh my god!
Jordan- The mug, I think it's saying something that perhaps you wouldn't say out loud,
and I hope that you find fun with it. And then obviously I got you a couple
of little other things as well. I hope you enjoy your hot cookies and I'll see you all soon.
Ohhhh!
I had no audio. I don't know how this happens.
He just bragged about it. He just yelled at her, said all kinds of terrible things.
He's also missed the point of this. This makes me feel really nice. Let's all celebrate
this.
He doesn't understand at all.
I'm getting the wholesome out of the way.
Oh, ooh.
It's a little...
I got some...
Ooh, I got an espresso martini.
Ooh.
You're all going to regret that when I have caffeine.
I see what he's done here.
He's leading me up with sugar and caffeine so that I can run around and regret it.
And he left.
Ooh, I got some hot jockeys as well.
Nice.
He really seems to be in his stolen garden.
Yeah, I love how he's...
I'm so low energy.
Oh wait, hold on.
What's that?
They're bumblebees!
Bees are my second favourite animal!
After a fish?
They're the tealest of animals.
None of which are animals.
Fish!
Fish is my favourite animal!
My personal favourite animal is mammals.
Me too.
Shut up.
Oh, and then I got my...
I got my...
Oh, and then I got my oh my
This has gone really tits up now because the rest is not
It might be worth mentioning what you got for medic because of course
Yeah, that was on a earlier part of the broadcast on his very last day of what was it last Friday also before he left
So, yeah, I had medic and I got him a giant inflatable pink princess flamingo
It was his first wow mount because he hadn't well, he's played a little bit well
But this is his first time properly, you know playing and paying attention. So yeah
I got him his first wow mount. Oh
Wonderful
I think we need to divest Mike of his belly that he's unaccountably grown recently
Everyone commenting about how much weight you lost. How great you look to come here with a tummy. Yes
Oh dear. What is that? It's a robust protrusion. I call it Tommy Tumor
Not again Mike
I have a gift for Jesse. Oh
Jesse it's become to my attention. I don't think I'm the one to knock you up
I mean, you said it wouldn't get me pregnant.
But Jesse, I'm becoming concerned.
You're spending more and more time in our beautiful European lands.
Traversing the world.
And I never want you to forget your home.
So I made you something.
I have made you...
Giga Christ Cow-Corn Man.
Oh, wow.
That's right.
He's Giga Christ Cow-Corn Man.
This is hand stitched.
He is the first thing Jesse ever told me about his homelands of Missouri is it contains cow's corn and Christ cow
corn
Christ
Gig a cow car this is
This is for you Jesse to always remember home as you're off to see your love I will treasure
Thank you so much.
That is so cute.
That is righteous and wholesome.
Indeed. And nothing is better for you than corn syrup.
That's so thoughtful.
I'm such a wholesome person.
It's about to go way down the line.
We're just going to chain this along.
I'm next. I brought you, Nagura, this.
A trash bag.
It's a two-part gift. First, the trash bag.
Oh, yes. You're welcome.
So I had to go to the fitness store to buy two hundred euros with a protein powder to get me through this month
And because I spent so much in the store. They're like you want something for free and
I didn't so since this cost me nothing and I don't find it a value at all. It makes the perfect gift
gift. So that brings me to part two of my gift, which is in my hands right now. As you
guys know, I brought a stack of silver dollars with me to pay for my train ride back home
back in America. And each time RuneService cleaned my room, they took one. So far as
I know to the best of my knowledge this is the last American silver dollar in the country perhaps in all of Europe
You like winning I have poured my heart and soul into turning this into the winningest silver dollar on the planet
Try flipping it and see what sets
Okay, I don't know how to flip my coins. I'm just gonna throw it here. What does it say?
You lose. Oh, that's one side. You lose.
I lose. Yeah. What is it? The other side?
Yeah, it says I win.
No matter how you flip it, you'll always win.
That competitive spirit.
It's American coin. It's American coin.
Also, this is the second time I've participated in this and both times I've got the American
currency. Last year, I got $20 for that, though. And then he took it back. If I still had the other silver dollars, that would let me buy my training at home, I'd want that back too. But I don't. So you can have it forever.
Thank you very much, Jesse. Maybe we can have a protein pudding together. Literally a freebie and a dollar. I love it.
What in the hell is protein pudding?
God, you know.
We'll find out.
Maybe some friendly fire.
Maybe take it down the chain.
Alright.
Oh no.
So, Alex.
Hello.
Unfortunately I have a confession to make.
Oh no.
I've completely forgotten about this gift thing.
But I have realized that you like chalky bars.
Aw.
That's so thoughtful. She went all the way downstairs to take it off the table.
Other chocolate bars are available but I do like a Mars. Thanks!
I was legit.
No more feedback! Oh no I have somewhere to put the wrapper, Mike.
I wasn't even going to be mad.
I wanted back now.
Okay, let's have a little look, see here.
There's a little bow, there's a bow made out of the, this is wonderful.
Let's have a look, see here then.
It's going to open it up. Oh, how exciting.
Right, funny story.
Oh, yes. Okay, do tell.
where this was check this out it's a wonderful shirt here says Alex Fat Boss Ross and on the back
I drink hot chocky and pretend to know things and it's me we found this and I was trying to work out
with you you got shit going bad they were like who said this that is fantastic fantastic yeah so
So I have a friend who's a graphic designer who made this beforehand.
It's so good.
I made him send it here to the facility because otherwise he wouldn't have arrived in time.
And then I forgot to tell Sam what it is.
Because I told him that I'm sending something, I didn't tell him what it is.
And then when I got here, I was like, so Sam, did it arrive?
And he's like, oh no.
Yeah.
Oh no.
We just seen the cat room, they found it and wondered where it was from.
Yeah, I was like, who the hell sent that in?
And at some point, he swaps up to me and shows me the shirt and he's like...
You bluffed so well!
You know who would send it? And I was like, oh no, what is this?
Oh, you like so well! I had no idea!
Oh, that is hilarious. Thank you so much.
I'm going to wear this on the next segment for sure.
What a shirt. What a wonderful shirt.
Which, Mike?
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I need to get up for my gift.
Oh, no, you said it rots.
It does rot.
Oh, everyone got something really nice protein pudding bin bags.
Let me make it up to the hot chockey.
Oh, thanks.
I don't like chocolate.
Never happened.
You didn't like anything nice.
Oh, what?
I even saw you go and buy this.
What did you do with it?
Do we need to make some space?
No, no, no.
As long as Mike's really careful with the tray.
Actually, yeah.
So I know how much you like bin bags.
So I got you one of them on a tray.
All right.
Here you are, mate.
It's probably best it goes on your lap, not mine.
OK, so feel free to have a little look inside.
Oh, I get to open it.
You get to open it.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It needs to stay upright.
Why does your gift have rules?
You'll find out.
Oh.
Don't tilt it yet.
No tilting, Mike.
Wait, have you excavated the melon?
Alex, have you been digging in my melon again?
I told you to stay out of my melon.
The melon isn't the gift, it's what's within.
Why did you wrap it in a melon?
Because it rots, Mike.
Feel free.
What kind of gift requires a melon wrapping?
Is this a lumped-up thing?
Is there an animal in there?
I just know how healthy you're being recently.
I thought you'd like some melon.
Oh yeah, I love a cellotape.
Be incredibly careful as you open this.
What is this?
Is this melon?
It's more than just getting it in the face.
No, no, no, no, no. You don't have to worry about that.
But just don't tip it.
I feel like everyone else can take their gift home, Al.
Well, I hope for the memories we'll certainly go back quickly.
Okay, for the final melon tape is to be revealed.
I'll hold it in place.
It looks like a blood bath, Al.
Open it up. Is this a severed head?
Open it up and reveal it to the camera.
Hopefully we can get it a little bit.
A half a little tilt.
I got you, your favourite item.
I got it.
Why?
I got your...
Why?
So, it's a melon full of beans, man.
You're giving me a melon full of beans!
Mike, the gift's in there.
No! No!
The gift's in the melon.
Can you get it for me?
No, you've got to find it, mate.
I have a full faith.
You wish to punch my hand into the beans.
Please sir, please put your hands into the-
Yeah, look at her, you're a swap, aren't you?
I'm having my protein pudding.
Okay, I have not gained bead juice all over you.
That's why I've got the tray.
It's fine.
Don't pour it out.
Why am I the responsible one here?
He filled the bottle with beads, sir!
It's full of beads!
Beans girl mate just shut it in there. It's for the kids and the charity. Oh, yeah, I put it right at the bottom
Okay, take your hand out take your hand out you'll be able to see it's actually along the wall. There it is
It's right there along the wall
There you go mate, just in there.
I think you can use that bean cover down to get the...
There it is, it's just there.
So you best take it out.
There we go, this is the actual gift.
So I know you'd love it.
I've got bean jeans.
It's a picture of Alex.
You're welcome, Mike.
It's a picture of me.
It's beautiful.
You know, for creativity you win.
Can you understand?
You're not who you are, you're that kid of Skruller like, he's got problems, but he's got like an artistic side.
Well, I think we should probably take a small break as we're going to quickly clean ourselves up before we come for a roundup.
So we'll be back momentarily, don't go anywhere. Mike needs to clean his hand.
The race to world first is back.
Echo is going to be challenging the rhubarb palace, killing all those spiders,
and we are at the SK Magenta facility here in Cologne,
here in Cologne and I am going to take you on a little behind the scenes tour.
My name is Preach, this is brought to you with Elgato and we have so many cool things here in
this wonderful facility that they've been provided for. First stop, I'm going to show you where we
hang out. This is our wonderful caster setup where they can stream, play games, do whatever they
want to do over here in this area where Elgato has provided us with Neo Stream decks and Wave
NEOs. So we have our cool, cool microphones, we can control our streams, we can still
reach our audience and do all those things in comfort with some nice couches and stuff.
But in between that of course, the raiders and us need ourselves some snackies. So what they've
done is give us a nice little kitchen, not the main one, hold on for that because it gets real
special soon where we can dip in some bananas and some chocky bars and nuts and some drinks
all available for everybody there. Really good. And now this is where you're going to be seeing
the players over here. They're currently trying things out but we're not allowed to show on screen so
you have to be a little careful but once again El Gato has given them Wave DX microphones that's
what they're all using then really low profile microphone arms so if you have an issue getting
your mic arm right in your face you can use one of those El Gato wonderful arms to get it out
of the way and make it work. Before we get to the big control area though where there's some
really fancy things to show you I want to go downstairs because you're going to see something
pretty special there. We're currently in the lobby at SK Magensa facility, all right, but
watch this. This is so cool. Follow me, follow me. Behold the greatness. That's what you want
to see the big face of all these raiders doing. And this is where a lot of the pro teams that
also train at the facility hang out and have been watching the race and getting involved
with things, including people just passing by. But you can see behind me. This is the best
bit. Okay, Echo has been notorious for not the best food when we've been at the races,
but that has all changed. Three private chefs are working here, providing breakfast, lunch and dinner,
freshly baked bread. Everything is here in the morning and you can see they're working it now.
I wish you guys could smell what's going on. So the Raiders are going to be eating good,
but more importantly is physical health. The guys have sat down for such a long time
that they've actually now added a gym. There's a gym for the guys to actually work out. I was
here at 7am this morning. This place was rammed with certain raiders, not everybody, but casters
as well who were all working out here. They've got table tennis, they've got massage chairs
around the corners, all these things to keep the guys moving, doing something because they
are sat down the whole time. But I know that's not the bit you super want to see. Let's go
and look at the really fun stuff upstairs where the players are. Now it's time to bring you
inside the brains of the whole operation. Every single time we do this, there's a new
piece of technology that's added for Echo's production team to make the show even better.
As you can see here, as we look over at Mitch's desk, multiple stream decks. We actually use a
combo of them here. We use the Stream Deck Pluses and the Stream Deck Excels. And through here,
they can route absolutely everything to control the whole production, everything you see. But
this time, there's been a little addition. Argato has also come out with a USB dock,
which actually slides into the back of the stream decks, allowing the guys to plug
everything in at the back end and make stuff so much tidier. Despite everything you see here,
This is a well oiled machine, but come with me. I want to show you something special
This is what you actually see while it's controlled from there
What we actually see goes on in this room here. This is the castle room
The first thing you can see of course is this wonderful analysis desk
This is where we're going to be during our mythic and much more complex fights is
Managing all the information we can give to you that's very technical and very informative
But it's our job and the job of the guys on the couch right now is to deliver that information in a way
that's completely understandable. As you can see these guys also use these big
stream deck pluses along with their savory snacks and blankets to deliver
that information for you using those knobs to coordinate things get everything
done and they can talk back to production they can manage their own
volumes and they could put on a good show for you hopefully well that's some
point when I get on the couch. Now there's one little thing I want to show
you okay there's one thing I want to show you which is the actual brains
of Echo itself. Now I can't show you much because they're doing some sneaky
things right now but you can kind of look over my shoulder and behind me what
you're going to see is Potter, Skype and Roger. These are the guys that are
organising everything, planning strategies, working with a lot of teams
behind the scenes. As you can see using the old Gato WaveXLRs and their StreamDex
to coordinate every POV because they need to quickly switch between which
player they're watching and get everything started and there's no
easier way to do it. This is how we even produce this show. We use all
technology in an amazing way and what we're hoping to do is utilize it to make
things simple make things easy and of course El Gato is always is a big part
of that for me I'm going to take my place here at the analysis desk to help
the guys out and for the rest of you you're gonna be able to watch these
guys and myself over the course of the race so enjoy and let's go to our
casting desk. Ladies and gentlemen welcome welcome welcome to the race
to world first I am Alex from Fapples TV enjoying me it's the
amazing medic. How's it going? Yeah, it's good. I'm very nervous. I'm going to be honest. I think
this is the most nervous I've been in years. If you wanted, you could have really liked the
spiders and you know, built up sort of a camaraderie with them over the last few days.
Now how do you in high renown? Yeah, if you did that, can we switch to Jinji's point of
view? He has a special cutscene playing right now. As you can see, yeah, that's what happens
if you really get close to the spider.
No.
Don't give it to it.
You're good.
Don't you dare.
Oh.
It's almost over.
She speaks like that now.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Your ambition was rare you know.
Yet despite even betraying your own mother, here you are.
How many people are watching?
Yeah, the podcast is being improved by what everybody wants.
How are we perfectly behind each foot?
You guys, do you look so excited when the feet get sniffed?
I'm glad that they can't make their way over to the...
Why am I in the back row analysis desk?
Oh no, they're down there!
I'm between the toes!
One more sick.
One more.
You can do it!
What is he clicking?!
What?!
Oh, boy!
No!
9%.
What did I just witness?
What did he play?
He was clicking the abstract.
Oh, it starts taking a lot of damage.
And then he goes down and he clicks Death Strike! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
He was clicking Death Strike. Oh no. Oh mate. Oh no. Oh the shame.
Describe it to us. It's uh, uh, pliers or something. Not pliers, but it's a clamp.
Well, it's quite a legend going on. I guess we're gonna have some fun.
Uh, pliers or something.
Not pliers, but it's a clamp.
Well, that's quite a legend going on.
I guess we're going to have some doubts about one.
It's attached this.
Oh, man.
Made a lot of mercy.
This is the strangest bit I've ever done.
What is this tape?
Uh, very recently on.
Wolf, wake up.
There we go.
What is that?
Pretty sure they're Greg's sausage rolls.
Oh no!
It's Wayne!
We don't like shoes on the couch.
How about us crumbs on the couch?
Hmm?
I think you're doing this bike and Alex
with the boat there.
As you can see, this is the Nova.
You can see coming out here, they go across the room
over in that direction. Oh no!
This is going to start getting recursive.
Didn't think this one through. It's going to keep getting
and even because I'm on the stream and I'm showing the stream. Oh no, look! Oh no!
Dodge that big AoE, the portal. Currently sitting on Shoupair. What a great name that is.
Good old Shoupair. Ring coming in. One second time. Portals down. Dodge the Orbs. Avoid the Void.
Avoid the Void's a good one. We should use that one later on. And usually a co-cast
would come in at this point, but I think I'm just going to keep practicing because soon we'll
have Mythic. Next week we'll be Mythic, Jordan, and then we've got to get even Hyper.
2% and I'm directly going to kill her!
It's a world first cast of a hero!
We kill her!
Yeah.
Ah.
Teams.
That leaves us ready to put a puzzle together blindfolded.
We're going to speed run this.
I feel that you've had the time to think about how you would communicate this.
I have no bearings.
No, I haven't.
I haven't done that.
And I have the blindfolds.
I want the blindfolds.
Let's mark paper scissors for the blindfold.
Okay, right.
one two three I didn't you didn't I had that see this is why I think we're gonna
struggle with a six plus puzzle four plus mental level I said
I'm on three!
I'm gonna do three then go!
This is why we communicated it beforehand!
And we're about to try to communicate through the thumbnail!
Can we get an instant replay to say
Yeah, on three! Okay, and then do it on four!
Then I just looked at my hand and two fingers, girl!
What's going on?
Like, I'm surprised by my movement!
Oh, dude!
I've got them so good at communicating!
I think Revolver is my phone is screwed!
Let's try this again. On three!
1, 2, 3. Alright. I get the blindfold.
You get the blindfold. Alright then. So how are we going to set this up?
Okay, we got to clear up some room. Am I going to provide you with any sort of piece?
Or are you just going to rummaging the box? I don't think you can touch it. You can't touch it.
I can't touch it. I'll pick up pieces and you'll tell me where to put them.
And through my large amount of manual dexterity and intuitive
understanding of spatial relationships, we'll magic our way to this.
Okay, so we've got to come up with a goal because I don't think we're going to be able to do this whole...
We're going to be here for like an hour doing this one puzzle.
Yeah, I'm not sure if we're going to be able to make the entire thing work together.
I can barely do Rock, Paper, Scissors, let alone command some sort of.
OK, hold on.
There you go.
There's the headset.
And also there we go.
You got this feeling happy?
OK, to get the headset on.
Oh, I want this in my life.
This is amazing.
Blindfolded casting.
You know what? Sometimes I feel like I might as well be blindfolded.
Do you want to guess what they're doing right now?
Um, I believe that they're about to start a mythic!
Alright, the Oracle has...
Foo-bidden...
It's not, it's not working.
It's happening in my mind!
Oh, look at that! Pulling the first boss, so it's glorious.
No, unfortunately, it's more dolls.
But, okay.
The box is here. Can you fill the box?
Yep.
Okay.
So, alright.
We're gonna... I need to have the picture.
Because, actually, so hold on. Let me get the bottom of the box up.
So this is once again, chat window. We're making him.
This is what we're making, we're making a lovely dinosaur picture, provided, of course, to us by the wonderful Medic.
Okay, I'm going to take some pieces.
Okay, so let's see what those pieces are.
Um, oh, mate, um, they're nothing good yet.
Okay, I think I can kind of tactile a few.
Okay, hold on, that one on the left that you just placed down.
Uh, there we go.
To the tip of your fingers, we're going to be using that soon, um, for the very top left.
Okay, so the flat part needs to be to the north of the photo overall.
There we go.
good perfect okay we're going to continue and we're going to try and build up that corner ideally
we've got the peak of the tour of the actual way here we're looking for some edges yes edges always
edges i have an edge you do have an edge that edge is going to go roughly in the top right that's
going to be some volcano smoke eventually that's good yeah it's not so bad not too uh not too
much further than that because otherwise you're going to start placing stuff on the side here
made the lord have mercy upon us all um that isn't yep that's nothing i have an edge you do
Oh, you have a corner that corner is bottom left. Okay, bottom bottom left. That's good
That's no further than that. You don't know what should be put things off the edge
You have a little bit of a leaf there
My lord, this is gonna be this is gonna take a little bit. I have full faith
And you can put that in with the other piece. It's oriented correctly as well. Oh my god first connection here
Here we go through some sort of magic. We've managed to make oh
Oh, okay. Oh, that's an achievement. There we go around that is an achievement already pause clap-a-clap-a-clap
I wasn't sure that was gonna be don't laugh. That's not a plos. Okay. I'm being mocked
So
Production is telling us to do all sorts of
We'll put a few more pieces together for sure. This is we promise chat. We got an edge. Okay. Let's see it
Let's see it. Do we want that edge?
I think that edge goes below the current. Yes, so it's going to play and it's going below
You've done really good. It's going below that we're gonna be able to listen
We only have a hundred pieces in this right so we're already three in by my math. That's just shy five percent
That is true and yet still on par with someone who says yes on three and then goes on
Screw you, that's also going to the north of the bottom left piece
Is it going in? Yeah, it's I think yeah. Yeah, I think oh we're making such good
We're now at 5% we're now at 5%
Look at us. We're making progress building here. Um, you just got to keep my spider senses are climbing
I can't you're getting a lot of middle pieces right now. That's okay. We're finding anything
Yeah, we want to work in from the edge. I feel like yeah
Although if you see something that like fits into that corner, I'm doing my best to be your your your rummaging around a high-speed
Yeah, I'm getting more and more fluent looking for edges. You are there is a couple of edges. I found an edge
Making that noise because of the wet edge
You need you to turn that around so I can see it. I think that's the wrong way round
Yeah, that was that is what is that? Oh, that's like bottom middle. That's that's that's a long way away
That's that I think that might be unachievable overall
Making a way through this so but surely
Any juncture the players stop doing delves I
Will let you know that you're missing out on action in the normal raid and we will immediately say production
So I was over normal aid and look at
It's our casting, real content for you.
We have an edge.
We are.
We're going to continue our edging.
I think that is, that's going to be like mid-left.
Like it's on the edge, but mid-left.
So we're going to keep that roughly there for now.
We're doing really good along the left edge.
If we can edge all the way on the left, then that would be an achievement.
Unnoting.
It's always worth edging the left.
Let's stop.
I've got time.
I love hedging now.
You don't even have to tell me, hold on, hold on.
I feel into the future, I feel that this is the top right corner.
Damn dude, bottom right, but I liked it.
I liked the conviction.
Bottom what?
That's bottom left, this is bottom right.
You wanted bottom right?
Yeah, that's bottom right.
That was one of the options.
Okay.
I had a 50-50 there, it was what it was.
Yes, okay, we're gonna continue on the left side so if we can you see that like I can pull left side on purpose
You just did oh is
Between the it's it's it's south from the top left connecting in it is connecting the two pieces of the left hand side together
It's is it really yes, it is so there's only six pieces per side
No, no, I didn't it's gonna connect because yet that mid-left piece. I think hold on
I can you can just place that down for a second. I don't think this fits so I've made a grave mistake
No, you're the one who can see
That is on the right side, mid-right.
The one that you said was on the left is actually on the right.
That's mid-right, yeah.
Okay, so that's how I got liked it.
Yes, you did.
Also, what's the middle of the...
You've got one little piece in the middle of the left-hand side right now.
Can you try and find that?
So, like...
Okay, now go to your right, what's the middle of the table?
That piece needs to go on the left-hand side.
That's an edged left piece.
Very good.
Is it...
Is it part of the other edge?
Is it...
It's gonna make the same thing, but it's in its own little category right now, so we have this edge with the corner
Yeah, there you go, and then this edge with the corner and because the idea is that with this edge
It's going from the top to the bottom. All right, I'm gonna
Topping and bottoming all we go through these edges
You're getting a bit I really want to help and I'll go get shouted at um
That is that's some like top stuff. That's that's that's full pin
That's too full irrelevant to this juncture.
We just need full left.
Full left edge.
If we can make the left edge, I will consider this to be a success.
Yes.
They are.
Oh, I've run out of edge pieces.
No, trust me, Jesse.
You just got to take the time.
I found an edge.
The edge inside of things.
That's what edging is all about.
Making your time.
That is top-right-ish.
The bin.
Bin edge.
We can worry about that later.
What is this?
That's just a bit of plastic.
What if I touch it?
Oh no, that's new nightmare unlocked.
I just feel like Sam is just
putting things in the box for me to put my hands on.
Oh, they wouldn't do that.
That would be cruel.
I have an edge.
You do have an edge.
That is right side.
That's a right side edge.
It also has a little bit of a face on it.
That's really nice.
That one didn't even make sense.
That edge has a face on it?
I
Okay, so we're gonna keep going oh
Big edge that is a big edge piece. I think that actually might be a left side edge piece
Oh, let's go left side being connected to you and got it. Yeah, so I think that is towards the top
Is it connecting with connecting anything yet? It's between the middle and the top part
So we have a lot more left and then we have this one somewhere and then we have
This one somewhere and then we have bottom. Yes. There we go
So we're looking for two more left pieces okay, we're making progress
Describe it to us. It's a players or something. I'm not players, but it's a clamp. It's well
That's quite a legend going on. I guess we can have some clamps about
Oh man! May the Lord have mercy! This is the strangest bit I've ever done!
What is this tape?!
Now look at me! Is someone put-
This is the side angle!
This is going in directions that I did not expect to go this morning.
Um, well, it just gets worse.
I just- just-
What is that?
This is a shoe.
It is a shoe.
I have no idea who's shoe it is.
Is it blue?
That's cut- it is a blue shoe.
I mean it might be my shoe. Oh my lord. It went very well. I hope it's mine
I hope they didn't just have me put my hand in someone else's shoe. That's a little bit a little bit too
Zalatath for me. Oh, this is this is the most random thing I've ever done in my life, man.
That's the little pieces without edges. Let's see if we can get one more edge. I feel like we're so close to the left.
We can just edge one more time.
If I, I hope I hit the camera as I chuck this stuff across the room. What is this?
Okay, we're looking for left edges.
Yeah, we're looking for left edges. I'm making sure you haven't put any of the left edges
already in actually. Screw out, I'm helping.
Okay, okay, but I'm pretty sure I haven't.
You must have. Oh my lord.
Right.
I have unparalleled tactile proficiency. There's no way I've lost an edge piece.
You did just put down an edge piece because it's the wrong edge, it's fine.
Yeah, I knew that, I knew that.
Yeah, you could tell.
We're looking to left edge and that one doesn't have that
undefinable, you know, air of lefty-ness for which I'm searching.
Yeah, 100% you know exactly what's going on.
So, chat.
What?
That came with the puzzle, actually.
Change of subject.
Okay, so let's go on the other side.
We're hoping we can use it to fix this segment.
To fix our mental.
What were we thinking?
Whose idea was this?
This was, I didn't even know this was a thing until I sat down and saw it, I found an edge.
You did find an edge.
It's the wrong side.
Oh my god.
No, why, dude?
Oh no, it's not.
Hold on.
Oh, it's not active.
It's not, it's for the bottom, so the bottom right piece, I've just got it in my hand, I'll place it here.
That's cheating.
You put it down, it was my mistake, so I fixed it.
Bottom left, you're going to use it to put along the actual bottom line.
You're connecting it with the bottom left piece.
This is connecting with the bottom left corner.
Yes.
Uh huh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
So that now puts all look at that that puts us a one two three four five six seven eight eight percent
No longer estimating somewhere near 10 chat. That's pretty close to 10% does that count?
Production you need to let us know if we can
If Chats and here's we continue they donated their hard earned the money for this they need their money's worth
Oh my lord. Are you not enjoying this week?
We could, we could always swap it and have us...
We're not allowed to have lunch before the puzzle's done.
Oh, that's alright, that's alright. We're gonna solve this very, very soon.
Oh, this is a nice edge piece.
Uh, that is a...
Damn it, dude.
I can't have...
That is an edge piece for the other side, unfortunately.
That's a right side edge piece.
Which we're slowly gathering together.
We can maybe start putting stuff together on the right side.
I don't think we can.
I'm looking at the state of the board, dude.
and it's not our side.
Well the thing is, this is working like any other game, right?
The further we go without success,
the more likely success is where we're going.
If you say so.
I think I understood some of those words.
Success is becoming concentrated over here.
The left piece is here somewhere.
I think, oh no dude.
Not only did a piece just fall on the floor,
I'm looking at your remaining pieces,
none of them are edge pieces.
You mean I've missed it somewhere?
But this is an edge, you just lied.
I'll note that, but that's like a top-edge.
Okay.
It's... this is...
This is cooked.
This is too cooked.
I think we need to take the executive decision that, um, we might have...
Are you done?
We might have failed to do a six-plus puzzle.
This is an edge.
It is!
Hold on.
Turn it around.
Oh, no.
You- oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Yes.
I think that is...
He was dooming over here.
Bottom right.
Oh.
Does it connect?
it just connects bottom right
to the side of the corner yeah
like uh... yeah i have no no no
dot that yet
uh... ha
there we go progress has been made okay i think we're out of any chances
uh... we've we've made we made some sort of the
such a mess you've got to treat this out of this is the best that would make
for this is that the worst thing has ever come to it
but let's see
all right i've run out of edges
i think that's it
i don't know where we are anymore
I'm sorry, I feel like a fett-
You failed me!
Okay, alright, time.
Right, last, last split, Jesse came in,
top to the healing meter, left, didn't elaborate,
so we need to nerf him by playing blindfolded
and having me and Preach guide him to victory.
You look like Hentai Batman.
Alright, I am uh, I am blindfolded.
I can't say how did you how would you like this instruction? I mean do you want to move left?
Shall we practice? I think left is strafe left right?
We're not good. Don't turn your way. Oh, wait
We did not tell you gobbling jumps
This is not my keyboard all right now. Thank you for that orientation now. I'm moving left and right
Yes, and now if you could backpedal if please backpedal just a smidge. I keep coming
Hold it for like six seconds. Am I going off the edge of it? No, no, no, you're good. Trust me
I do not want you ninja pulling the boss. Oh, right stay there. Yeah
Jumped into all grats his crotch
He wants feeding but not like that
Anchored on the movement keys that won't happen again. All right, this is Jordan's place my mouse on the screen working
Yes, you are moving the camp. You're all right. So maybe I could buff. Yeah
Yeah. Sure. Yes. Sure. Those are good buddies. And I'm now earth shielding myself, is that good?
You're way ahead of the game. They still don't even start a pull time.
Oh, okay. Yeah, you've got to throw them. I need a flask.
Okay, I open the bag. Okay. All right.
So. Consumerable section. Oh, yeah. Which one's... Oh, is it the red next to the...
Okay Jordan doesn't know what the new flasks look like. I do but I can't see it in there!
Okay so I was working out if it was the blue or the red one. I think it's the red one.
Production leaking the fact that I got the cheap ones.
Yeah I have the haste masks. All right so mouse left a little bit more.
Okay I feel like I'm doing a claw machine. You should just say stop.
Keep going left until stop. Yeah, okay. Yeah stop
Hold on the masses like tight need to
Which is gonna I know everything need more no, no, no, this is good actually right now straight down
Okay, hold on. I lost the Q button
Okay, this must be
Tilda this must be
One there's a slight concern that we can't move the mouse without you having to rearrange your hands
That's a little concern.
Well the matter is it's really tight, okay now where am I going for the flap?
Okay so now straight down.
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
Three hours later.
Oh okay, whoa whoa whoa whoa!
Okay that's crazy, right?
It's not faster than the furious.
Uh, stop.
And now right.
It's like a claw machine.
Did we do it? No no, right, right.
Oh I thought you meant right click.
Okay, now up, stop, now click.
Wait, what is that?
Click now, there you go.
Excellent, we did it!
Now, help me to put earth shield on a relevant target.
Oh my God.
I have a question.
What's earth shield?
Oh, goodness talking to the mage.
There's actually no point yet, they're not here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just wait it's just terrible at putting groups together so he called and demanded your presence
G but well, they thought maybe I'd have no idea full
Well, it's in his name right just wait. So is this a would you consider Jeth that what you're about to do is a statement?
Overall that you would like to pass community the rest of shaman is so easy that you can literally play raid bosses blindfold
It's true that when you're playing for time aggressive shaman you drop a totem. It chain heels you chain heal
It also chain heels the chain heels go every we don't need to do anything will you be popping ascendance into chain heel
But here very often. Yes, you typically court, you know stacked up with a bunch of totems
No reason to pop a sentence. You don't have totems down to chain heal your chain
Well, that makes no sense. We need to call for a spirit thing when things get spicy. Oh my god. Yeah
Yes, all right. You're all set the summons are coming in the players are on their way. We've got excellent frago in
We've got swag in they haven't arrived yet though
I see now I can't pull down of the fifth button on the top row. That is my most important button
It's on a 30 second cooldown. I'll drop it now
Healing rain down. Yes, and then I can move it somewhere else
So you guys need to help me put my healing rain in a useful spot and mind you to put it down
Okay
Well, that looks like a useful spot
Okay
That's not reasons. I haven't pulled boss yet. No, no, you're doing really well
Maybe you gotta pre-heal everyone.
Chain heal going off right now?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yes.
Alright.
I feel I should tell you your healing range did not work.
Oh, did it not go anywhere?
I know.
I feel...
I can't believe it's a screw-up really badly, but...
Is it a bit mean?
Did I put it down somewhere?
Nope.
Um...
On the damage...
You haven't dragged me. I cut off.
You just didn't activate when you pressed it.
Are you sure?
And it still did not.
I can see you pressing it.
I think it's...
You've got no line of sight on what you're trying to do.
Yeah, I think it's because you're hovering over the details.
Yeah, and you've...
There you go.
Yay! We did it!
It's gonna go off where my mouse is, so I do need you to help me with that.
We need to put my mouse in a relevant spot somewhere on the screen.
Just put it in the middle.
We'll put you in the middle.
Where's the middle?
Okay, do you see your character?
No!
Just move your mouse to your character.
Maybe I should have changed these to at-player macros.
That would have been... I mean, just tap the boss.
I don't want to do that and then pull it.
We're up with Healing Ring?
Will it drop at your feet if you tap the boss?
No. It'll only drop when we're mouse over.
Is it a mouse over?
Yeah, it's an app cursor macro.
But we could change that.
Very useful.
Okay. Can you do that blindfolded?
Yes.
Alright.
Okay.
Hit the escape key.
I think I did.
Nope.
Okay.
We can't see your mouse.
Wiggle your mouse.
It's not on the screen right now.
Okay.
Oh, it was on the other bottom.
go down until we say stop left until we say stop up a little smidgy boo click
all right we're in okay there is a problem the overlay from the first
I would just press the scapegoat for this part yeah, I'm cheating for this part
Do you make it to the pool? No, we made it layer. Well, we're almost
Target no no no player I want upon me. I don't want to die
Okay, there's a problem this is a okay
German keyboard
Are you expecting to still top the healing meters here? Are they no Zazi? Is Zazi in?
No, Frago's in. Oh, Frago's DPS right now though
Mmm, we have all Puggeroo healers Rycen
Athena I don't recognize Zaitla. Scythe. I turn I turn. Yeah, Scythe
It works. I yield the power of myself. Okay, that didn't happen. We're good to go now
Excellent.
A dangerous hill.
1, 2, 3, this is...
I really need you to hold the right mouse button and turn your mouse to the left.
No, no, no, no, I won it.
I want a challenge as well here.
Alright, and I'm moving?
Yes.
Yeah, you move a bit more to the right.
You move the camera more to the right.
And left, left, left, left, left, left.
There you go.
Left, left, and pull it down.
So, move your mouse up.
Up with the mouse.
Perfect.
Yes.
Now we've got a good view.
Okay, I push tab and I have boss targeted.
You have the boss.
You seem to be going to do DPS.
Of course.
of course excellent now no no okay first of all needs earth shield mouse down
until we say okay all left until say halt up stop mirrors click
there it is and then I would go up and right in equal measure so up until we say
Stop and right a smidge. All right, you good. All right. Yeah, we are ready
Okay, don't don't
Let's go fast left
the way
Up tiny tiny down a little yeah press nailed it that was the ready chest. I know where your mouth is. It's pretty censored
15 second full timer. Right, press bloodlust now.
No. Come on!
This is exactly what I didn't want.
Have you got audio? All right, three, two, one, go!
Lightning bolt! Yes, live a burst in.
Perfect, perfect. All right, everybody's grouped on you.
They have pulled the boss to you, so you can start healing now.
They're taking some of the AWE damage.
The webs are coming. Get ready to run.
they're not under you how the hell is this happening we need to angle i think to see under his feet so maybe that's it that's good that's good
yeah yeah yeah all right all right hope falls trolling you he's putting you in a poison these mages am i right yeah
i defensive i defensive okay all right you totally find the reds full house somebody died but it wasn't your fault
you're not uh you need to hold your right mouse button and turn it to the right a little bit because
you're not uh that's perfect okay okay now you got walk forwards walk forward a smidge
Oh, they brought it to you! Oh!
Oh, they gripped you out!
Okay, so right mouse button down and certainly camera to the right.
Walk forward.
Alright.
Walk forward, shall we say?
Stop. Aim camera left a bit.
Left a bit more.
Walk forward now, and shall we say?
Stop. Go Jay, you got this.
Alright, more.
Yeah, stop blasting.
I mean a little bit. Yeah, why not change chain here now? Okay
Don't think they want me to tell me if you want me a lot of healing. Okay. No everyone's full HP
Okay, I'll just had the big a we soak so you can do a little bit of a we healing. Yeah, you love both some cool down
Yeah, yeah, that's it. All right throw some light and balls big damage
All right. Oh, okay bosses move we're going into phase two now
I'm gonna have to dodge the boss charging across the-
Oh!
Okay, now you can start spam healing from here.
Alright, maybe walk forwards a little bit.
Okay, that's fine.
Alright, let's see where the adds are spawned in.
Okay, so now we want to strafe right.
That's it.
And uh...
Train lightning?
Yeah, are you- to press tab?
Yeah, yeah, you can train lightning now.
Okay.
You're not targeting anything.
oh okay now run forward forward forward right that's it you find we did good
yeah you're totally fine yeah keep trying to grip you baby or kill me
who's gripping you it's a little bit of both it's a little bit of both right
people are taking a light bit of damage you can put a little bit of a feeling
All right move your mouse up. Oh, so when you like to come okay, so
Yeah, walk forward to the boss now keep going for a while. Yeah keep going for a while hold and then you've been rooted. It's fine
Okay, next phase has started people are full health over here. Okay. No. Yeah, you still roots. It's keep walking forward hold
You got root again. There's a lot of webs. I'm not gonna we
Two seconds to one route right walk forward
keep going you've got to get across the other side of the platform uh-huh keep
walking almost there right hold okay stop now all right now you can healing
rain yep yeah right so you come a slightly to the right now there you go
you can lava burst now yeah you were just not slightly in front of him yeah
you weren't facing him quite I would be damning you are yeah damning so we're
not going to try and put you in the soaps because they keep gripping you
Yeah
So people aren't going in the silk. Oh the ascendance. Yeah, okay sentence works healing rain down
You're right in the midst of everybody now. Oh, you could DPS now everyone stops. Okay. Okay, then it's worked clearly. Yes
Yeah, yeah, you're actually surprisingly doing well. It's unfortunate rice and I'm fragoer in here
But you're definitely dominating the other plug healers
Yeah
Little trickle damage nothing special going on. Alright, okay
Pedal back pedal little bit
Little bit. Yeah, stop stop stop right there. Okay. We're going there the energy. We're almost doing stage two
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna keep you out the dodges now
Charges we're gonna do a really good job. I'm ready. We're nearly there. See you got making it right stage two incoming
Boss is now burrowing down. Maybe we can do some damage to the ads
Although we got a little bit of damage out last time.
Yeah, they're not spawning yet. He's just doing his nut back.
Yeah, hold.
I think they were hoping to kill it before it happened last.
Oh, maybe.
Yeah, he's gone. The charge is coming.
Alright, you've got a charge on you. Run forward, run forward, run forward.
Stop.
Okay, you're good.
Yeah, that charge is dodging in. That's fine.
Alright.
Just keep blasting.
Yeah, we need to turn him around for the ads.
Hold right mouse button until camera's on the right.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
Keep going, perfect.
Yeah, we need a bit more of a bird's eye view though,
so maybe tilt the camera up a bit, yeah, there we go.
Oh, did it?
Yeah, other way.
That way, yeah, now you've got line of sight on the edge,
so you could just check like this.
Oh, check line of sight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Yeah.
I could healing rain, maybe.
Is healing a rush?
I mean, you can, it's just a little trickle,
like Ryson and Frago was yonking all the healing off
you, to be honest.
All right, now we can try and get you back to the boss.
Yes.
He's raised a feed.
Maybe we can feed the boss.
Okay, okay.
Walk forward, just a little, little tiny bit.
Okay, left.
All right, wait, hold on. I've managed to make your in a little bit of a awkward direction.
Okay, so forward a bit more.
Oh, no, it's fine. The boss has been fed.
Right, we're going to keep running towards the boss.
Right, keep your blind fold on.
They're going to come and change this overlay on your PC.
Okay.
Yeah, Sam's going to change it. So he's going to shuffle you.
Okay, hold.
We couldn't see you couldn't see the top left of your screen if your camera is not in the right place. We have no idea
All right good, can we get into the boss? Yeah, all right, I believe okay first of all stop moving
Yeah, so I'm just changing one thing that we're just gonna wait for that for a second just that the idea
How did I do?
Are you getting into the boss Sam as well?
I can't do it or we can do it.
No, we shouldn't have kids.
They're going to pull it out and we're going to have to try and sort someone out, which
is not going to work.
Yeah, run me through the box maybe.
Yeah, because he's got to click the bat.
Yeah, okay.
I'll save you from the bat.
Yeah, he's got to click the bat.
Keep running.
We're headed to Bloodbound Horror, yeah?
So you guys have to get me in the downstairs phase and keep me out of the puddles and
avoid the beam.
Yeah.
We did really well.
Yeah, I'm surprised I didn't get hit by a charge.
you guys that was good yeah you may have got slightly tipped by one yeah we may have failed
you slightly i like how you didn't say anything about it like personal or health stuff no they
actually well i mean you're very well protected by your ex-rader friends right now yes very good very
good yeah we were gonna have you in to soak oh how are we gonna okay this is actually rough
how are we gonna get him into the front so sick time uh just follow the group i'll be in one
one group or the other and just stick it in it. Yeah I'm more, okay. Yeah no this is fine.
We need some terminology for your G's. I'm sorry. I'm running a curve. Scroll the mouse
wheel forward. Oh when I was changing your transmog on stream Jesse. Ah you now admit
it. What? I would never do this. Nice account sharing and that's not funny. Oh yeah no
much. I actually don't believe you did that. No I didn't do that. I was, well I actually
leaned on your mouse and I scroll wheeled because it just happened yeah I thought I was gonna
zoom out the camera yeah just like when I put my hand on the keyboard and pushed
gust of wind and almost pulled the boss earlier nothing happened okay I mean I'm
throwing but some use your rank you died to trash I mean I doubt I would have
I think I can, I think I can, is that him rescuing control?
Okay, yeah, oh, there this is why.
How do you got him killed again?
Alright, well they'll be in red shortly, they're finishing trash.
Alright, alright.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're finishing trash, you're gonna be okay.
Alright, so this boss, we need to make sure that Jesse is in the correct group for the downstairs phase.
Yeah, just put me in one of the groups and have me follow along.
And we need to dodge the heroic mechanic which is the beans coming out at the sides of the bosses and going anti-clockwise
So there's a few things that we need to do. There's also a big circle you're gonna have to get me out of. And tentacles
Yeah, you got a lot of work to do. Oh, yeah, and ideally I don't run the tentacles through my friends
Oh, yeah, no that would never happen. Of course, especially not over the majors. No
I guess they must have told the raiders that I'm blindfolded if they were rescuing me out of things
Actually, I don't think they did. I think they just assumed that you've lost it in your whole age.
That's a fair assumption, let's be honest. I am in fact 39 years old.
Alright.
We need to accept the res, Gessie.
No, no, no!
Okay, res.
We need to accept the res, so move the cursor up.
Okay, now left.
Up.
What?
Okay, now click down.
No, no, no, no, no, as in that, sorry.
Go up.
My directions are...
Okay, now click.
yeah am i alive yes you're alive and now i'll maybe rebuff okay am i pushing water shield
yeah yeah yeah okay and i should uh her shield myself i guess and perhaps a tank yeah you're
not i don't know which group you're gonna be assigned soon hold on do they do one three five
yes one three five two four six okay what's your character's name geith shaman
Oh, good you not figure that out. Okay, so I didn't read them all
Alright, so you are group four. I assume you have your groups vertical
Yes
Look you got this set up that makes sense
Yeah, yeah, okay, so your group four so dude I assume that's going to the right
That would be standard play. Can you turn to the left? Don't move, just turn to the left.
Yeah, pan the camera round.
Or?
Oh, sorry, I got distracted.
You're definitely going to do something to get distracted, I'm just spinning in circles.
Chat love spinning, it's fine.
Okay, so pan the camera round to the right.
Okay, halt.
Now we're looking at the boss.
Excellent. So I tab and target him.
Uh, yeah. Just, just don't press any button.
Don't flame shot. Okay, all right, very good.
Oh, cool.
What's happening? The silence is disturbing.
I had to run and get changed quickly, so I can join you in a fine Echo shirt.
You had a quick outfit change.
It is a nice jersey.
It is. I do like the Echo jerseys. Are these on sale or are these not for the lowman?
No, they are. Yeah, you can order a jersey and you can have your own name added to it.
Ooh, explanation mark, match in the chat, I don't have more information.
Oh, we're in a lost fight, okay, we're forward, we're forward, we're forward, we're forward, okay, stop.
Stop, so now stop blasting.
Yeah, stop blasting and strafe left for, say, three more seconds, go forward a bit.
Forward, alright.
You're with the group, you're still on top of us.
Okay, move left.
Alright, yeah, no, right, right spot, okay, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward,
you're in the sludge. Left. Left. Just keep running.
Right, do this like a pro. This is shambles. Okay, you're good now.
Okay, yeah, this is fine. All right, we have the beams coming in. We're in a good position.
Now we want to go right. That's it. Okay, keep going. Just strafe hard right.
Strafe hard right. Maybe move backwards a little bit.
Paddle a smidge, stop. Has it stopped? Hold.
Healing rain here. How long do they? Perfect. Okay now we need to get you into the frontal.
Ideally it's going to be about here. Let's see if we can see that. You'll be able to see the
headspin. All right now we need to run left. Left, left, left, left, left, left, left. Go, go, go.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast. I'm hot! Yay! We did it!
All right so maybe pan your camera to the left a little bit. Left and tab. That's it. Tab.
right a bit you went too far there you go you get it chain lightning oh wait we
need to run forward oh yeah but they're probably gonna rescue them marking you
hold on did you not warn me on the slicer the beam spawned on you we do
not we can neither confirm or deny whether it was intentional but the beam
literally spawned in your face. Yeah. They did not only just kill you by the way.
Oh, if I'm in the group, I imagine more than one.
This is outrageous. Where's the resin?
Will they resin?
No, they're not going to resin a shit person.
A helper. They actually did wipe on this boss earlier.
Oh, really?
Yes. In one of their runs they washed us.
Was it just a low DPS run?
A couple of people got clipped by a beam exactly like this and then they didn't have enough
DPS to kill the adds downstairs and you get overwhelmed with adds and
And the bad shield to the boss makes it unkillable.
I've been doing heroic reviewers and we were fine up until Overnax.
That's a high, you need some good deeps on that one.
True.
That boss is quite difficult.
Yeah, if you fall behind on the damage by the last platform,
we get every egg, we hit the circle multiple times.
Ah, okay, because you did the heroic grade.
Was that your say, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, we're not cleaning it yet.
We'll get there, we'll get there.
But it's fun as hell.
But every boss I've seen so far is demolished by a bit of gear.
True.
Yeah.
Well, I-
How-
Ooh, we've kind of been talking about this lightly between us, uh, on the couch.
How do you feel about Mythic?
Because we were just saying, you know, sometimes-
Where's the wall?
Yeah, or just sometimes normal and heroic falling quite quickly
has no reason to have any indication of how Mythic will be, but-
The last three could be-
If Blizzard wants, the last three could be hell.
Oh yeah.
I think you could blindfold off, Geith.
There's literally nothing happening.
You're just-
I'm just dead.
Oh, that's so bright when I've been blindfolded.
Yeah exactly where you are stood is where they cast the beam at you. Yeah and it was this angle as well
I didn't quite see the shadowy little indication of where it was going to be.
If I'd been stacked with everyone they could have started. Yeah they were doing it just after the mount.
To be fair that means it probably wasn't a snipe. They want to position the beam in such a way
that it minimizes the length of time. Oh it went in the same spot this time as well.
Yeah, we have the maximum amount of time before the beams come over to these
Are we somehow managed to put you in exactly the right place to get here the perfect beam some would say
Someone say that that was your fault. Oh
We've been gifted a question mark box
Okay, I
Well quick yeah, I'll read it in a second. I'll quickly finish the story because otherwise I'm gonna forget
It's a windmalker monk. I have no haste. That was the problem
I have like 2% haste and apparently you really need haste on that cost. Okay, so the box says a gift inside for medic and
Then it says be
B
It says medic be right
Okay, okay, I get inside for medic if he answers these questions three
Oh a gift inside for medic B if he answers these questions three
So the major issue I had with this right is if we have a look at this this be up here
This looks like an S set which is a letter in the German alphabet in Strasse, Heise, etc
So I thought this was medics
It is not it's medic B. Wow a gift inside for medic B if you answer this question
I can't open until instructed
So you're just gonna patiently wait. Yep. No more talking. No more talking. Just wait. Okay, we're just gonna sit and stare
Oh, Mitch has told me I can open it now
Okay, I'll wait for Mitch to oh I have to open three questions. Where are the questions?
Okay, let me put this okay, if I put this here yes, oh my god, it looks so
Also the gold pen. Yeah
We have three questions for you. Okay. They're all Zalatath related. Oh, okay, if you can answer them all correctly
correctly, you will be allowed to open the box.
Okay, and if I get one wrong?
No box for you, yeah.
How are you gonna stop me?
I'm coming for you.
No, I'm gonna do that for you.
Yeah, Sam, I'd like to see you try, mate.
I'm quick on the trigger with opening boxes.
Okay.
Okay, three questions about Zalatath.
Can Jordan help me?
No.
Jordan, if you mute your microphone,
they'll never know.
Six!
Okay, how many times does Zalatath have?
I will allow this.
Jordan can help you with facial reactions only.
You can't shake your head or like nod.
No yeses or noes.
Can I get one ask the audience?
No.
You want to trust chat?
I want to trust chat for one question.
That's not bad.
They would never like us.
Yeah, we could do a poll.
I'll give them two options.
Yeah, we could do a poll.
Okay, cool.
Are these multiple choice questions?
No.
Can they be?
No.
Please?
Absolutely not.
It's a good gift to know you want this guy.
I mean, I do.
That's why I wanted to get the question right.
I just want the ball.
I also have this inexorable urge to be correct about things and when tests come up I'm really worried.
We will allow you one poll the audience with two choices obviously.
And one for another friend? No.
Production must be answered.
Enough stalling, first question.
What is the weapon called that Zalatath was contained in?
What?
You got this.
The weapon in which she was contained.
Is this in the war with it?
No.
meant to know that I can use your poll the audience I work well but I have to
give them two options yeah it's what was the weapon in which she was contained
yeah okay you can facial facial reactions is it a sword of some sort is it a bow
is it an amulet that's not a weapon it's sword okay it's kind of a sword a
a hammer, a mace, a longsword, a bigsword, a scythe, it's a weapon, and it's kind of like a sword.
Can you picture Zeltev holding a big-ass hammer?
No, but she was contained within this.
Yeah, yeah, but...
She also has the weapon.
We may have made this too hard.
Yeah, we may have made this too hard.
This is impossible!
Like, is it the amulet she has around her chest?
It's a dagger.
Oh, it's a cool dagger.
There you go.
Okay.
It's called a dagger.
The question was imprecise.
It is called a dagger.
What is the type of weapon?
You're not going to get us on a technicality.
If I say, hey, what's Excalibur?
And I say a sword, it's called a sword.
Alright, so let them have that one.
Yeah!
You want me to answer it, please?
Of course I want to know the answer.
The weapon was called Xaltath.
Oh!
Blade of the Black Emperor.
You didn't know that!
I thought it was Nifu!
Yeah, Nifu would have been an acceptable answer.
Okay, knife. It would have been acceptable. Okay. It's not a knife. It's a dagger. True
This one might be hard to please
Who freed Zalatath from her prison? Oh
This was in the intro cinematic to this expanse. Okay
Yeah, you would have watched because it played when you started playing the video game
Yeah, but then I probably skip her. I probably was I probably watched it once then forgot unlucky. Okay, the jailer does everything obviously
Technically the jailer is the puppet master so we could say well technically
We gave you a hint with the answers to the last question. Oh, I didn't listen
Zalat's it's called Zalatath the blade of something not about the name about when that it's a dragon existed
I mean existed in the cutscene
When did it exist it was dragon flight?
Does it I assume it's chronological the way that where our expansions work? Yeah, so post dragon flight
Who have you got you got the baddie dragons and you got the goodie dragons?
It's not going to be Chromy.
Well, to be fair, this dagger didn't really exist in either of those dimensions.
So is it something from the Twisting Nether?
So someone's in the Twisting Nether.
Who exists in the Twisting Nether?
Okay, so you can't nod and you can't shake your head.
However, could you mouth out the first letter of the thing, Person, who frees Alatath?
Am I allowed to?
Let's ask Jordan this, Jordan do you know the answer?
No.
Okay so who else is interested in it?
I'll give you some more lore because you're a relatively newer player right?
So Xalaphas lore goes way back to like old gods way back.
Void and Liz off.
Yes that's far back.
So think about it.
That's really helped me because I I don't know who the old gods are either. I know
This law goes way back to yeah, but you could you could go with that answer if you want I could go with Nizoff
Mm-hmm. You could you could pull chat you could pull chat. I've got a nice facial reaction from over here
Yeah, I'm gonna go with Nizoff. I want chat for the third answer. Okay. That's correct
The last question probably the hardest one
So, dude.
How many toes?
Toe rings.
Three.
What was that?
Insta.
We got to check his browser history.
I got some sketch.
I'm going to actually check to see if I can get around.
It's either two or three.
I think it's three.
Hold on.
I have a picture of it.
Give me a second.
Hold on.
I really have that right because that's the hilarious moment.
This is going to be good.
Just give me a sec.
I'm going to do the thing.
Yes, it is.
I knew it!
In D3!
There are in D3 there.
Congratulations.
The question was how many toe rings would you lick off the Salatat's toes, right?
Yeah, okay.
Sure.
Okay.
So, I'm sorry, chat.
I couldn't use you for the call.
I don't know preambles in the box.
That, of course.
Oh, yes.
So, within this box contained is a gift flown from another country.
From an award-winning establishment.
Please feel free to open your box.
I'm very excited now.
Let's go.
Is there a ward winning cheese?
It's heavy.
Oh, could be cheese.
Do you want to feel it?
It's like...
All right, okay.
It's not that heavy.
All right, here we go.
An award.
Okay, what about...
Can I keep the box?
Wait, what is that?
Pretty sure they're Greg's sausage rolls.
Oh no!
Freaking Wayne!
Thank you!
What is that?
Oh no!
Freaking Wayne!
Thank you!
Oh no!
Thank you!
Let's go!
I got some creques!
I haven't had creques in years!
Do you want to put that next to you?
I want to keep this.
I'm going to eat some creques. You can talk. I'll mute my mic.
Excuse me!
We subbed to you with the creques!
12 creques sausage. This is amazing!
Are you joining us?
beans for you afterwards okay cool thank you so much for each thank you
everyone I've been told that if you require a ketchup you may ask no I
don't like ketchup ketchup on sausage rolls this is I I mean I will like that
later but for now we're going I'm getting crumb roar and wriggling is the
year how bad is we we don't like shoes on the couch how bad is crumbs on the
couch. I think you're joining Mike and Alex with an emote there. Emote? Alright, savour
it. Tell us what you're experiencing right now. It looks life changing. It looks life
changing. I'm sure everyone has a feeling like this. Because sausage rolls from Greg's
are not the best sausage rolls in the world.
They're not. 100%.
They're not the fluffiest.
They're not the tastiest.
The sausage meat isn't the most succulent.
However,
there is a part of me
that just returns to my childhood
when I eat a sausage roll.
And the pastry that is stodgy
and still moist somehow.
The meat that tastes
like it is being processed to
Timbuktu and back.
And all for 20p.
It reverts me back to my childhood, I'm actually, I might cry.
I haven't had a greg sausage roll in probably 15 years.
And now I have so many of them.
Zalat have to live at the greg sausage rolls.
Those questions were flipping hard though lads, like how am I meant to know that?
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment we've all been waiting for.
We've been waiting an entire week for this, that's right!
Mike gets to see a delve!
And Juggie's in a dave!
And look at him casting the spells!
So you can see that Spitfire Fuse tender throwing that dynamite out there,
and Mike is of course going to have to sidestep that.
I've always had a hell of a lot of damage that's going to be coming in.
How do you think he's going to be dealing with the upcoming lack of breath that's coming in?
Like, I can't do this.
No, I'm welcome to the first two days of Heroic Week.
Yeah, I was...
You live in journeys, you keep defending it.
You tell me a modern country that has everything closed on a Sunday these days out wages shenanigans and poor
Ever since I've been here
Another neck let's fucking go guys
Oh, we got beans on toast
Let's go, thank you, thank you, it smells so bad!
It's the way they squish.
I know G-Sports pop up and say that, definitely doing splits, but...
I'll wait until you're done talking before I really get started.
Alex, let me set a case.
They're gonna do splits all day to move.
You just have to say that you're fine, and you're not really fine,
but you just can't get into it.
I mean, she's a kinda Roy, she is almost like a combination of Cymox
from...
Awww...
Of course, I guess he's sleeping.
We saw some of the players who did get timed out, we'll put it that way for being...
They were banned!
They were banished!
Speaking from experience, there is different levels to banning, ok?
I'm breaking news.
Now Roger, the most important question, the most pressing question, pressing D in the amp word here, when is the laundry returning?
So we have an ETA of tomorrow 1200.
We'll get the regular updates and keep you all up to date.
Okay, is it splits for the laundry or are you doing a whole combined?
There's going to be a spreadsheet that you need to follow.
Yeah, I will email it to you tonight.
And when it arrives do we get to split the loot between the kill or is it each person gets an individual?
It's gonna have to be personal look on this one. I think yeah, that's a shame
But I was hoping to get one of Cush's shirts. I'll be honest
I'll read on
But charity had a bit of gambler and some split since fine day. I will drink my beanie rim juice
Delicious as he masterkates the beans
Slowly
There you go.
Oh, that's a stubby.
Look at you rat.
Did you notice how long it took Mike to touch the feet?
As you say.
That bound horror is going to be the one staying down
in the unseeming 2% left.
This could go really wrong.
Let's see what they can do.
Oh no, don't let the shield channel.
No, come on, keep plowing.
We've got 0.5% left.
Oh, the raiders getting solo Maristair live.
It's time for you to show off
if you are the best player here.
Yeah, this went up.
Oh, yeah!
Ow!
You guys are so lucky!
Ah, that's how we start progress guys.
That's a long period of time.
Okay, we dodge the web guys, do not die to the web, would be kind of embarrassing.
Then we're getting ready to clean the web soon.
We want to especially clear around the blue area.
Robin collectibles for the back part of the area.
We do it.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Yeah, we're good.
We're good.
And then we have the...
...folk coming up, we have a Vicarovac.
Yeah, we have one too.
One too in here.
We're gonna bring it, eh?
No.
Watch it.
Holy fuck.
Yeah, ready, you in here?
Oh, I'm dead.
There's a lot of people that went in that were not supposed to go in this.
Well, I'm very confused.
Okay, we're coming up here.
Yeah.
Watch the webbing
And then we clean the bobbins guys and then after that you have all remaining people
Go in until shit if you didn't get far away so far go far go far
You guys are getting
I'm going to try to get the Spiders.
I thought it was going to deal damage.
Yeah, same.
Not the same, bro.
I mean, this charge will kill us.
I'll be dodging.
I can try to test it.
I'll take Skull, by the way.
Of course, we're going to focus the big boys.
Watch, come here, we dodge.
Here's one, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
And another one, watch out guys.
We're killing these boys here.
Then we pick up the bodies to kev up.
Like we learned in the split.
A lot of bleeds.
Maybe time to walk me a bit.
I'll just get the cleanse from the walk.
And make sure to pick up the blue there guys.
Get off the spider on the board.
One trigger.
We need more people.
We need actually more than 20,
more than 20 so we need to go for another round cause
we'll have to hurry
that's only my intonate
and 3 more people
ok we're good go go go
one more
he's canceling
ok we're going into this corner here
no ping
i'm going to trigger the webs
and down is a nice thing
and of course doing it on blue
i'm not us
we can kill him right now
near me now
well good
Make a good path here guys.
Make a nice path here.
It's all sprint.
Only group 1 and 2, yeah?
With 3 people extra.
And go far.
I have to initiate one.
Yeah, the initiates of course.
Bliggs win or Lu? Go far.
I'm trying to get there.
It's a little bit to the left.
Not as mechanic actually already.
I'm getting ready engines to webs again.
Okay, so we just get you in breath and make you in breath.
Oh, something happened. I don't know what happened.
Let's stay in the remaining people.
Spoken here.
Go to the blue on the left.
Jank sprint.
Careful of the web.
Okay, follow the one there.
Then we bring the boss into the middle.
Right, okay.
But would you also have a permanent then in the south?
Can I leave you on screen?
No.
Oh, I do, actually.
I was actually noticing.
I was trying to see if there's a way.
Okay, that's an other one.
That's even rushing this stage.
I'm not tracking the cleanse right now, so I'll just call one and then I guess I can tell you how to.
You tank this one, Robin? I'll take the other one?
Yeah.
This another one?
Oh, there it is.
That takes care of it.
There's more of them.
Let's get it.
Hopefully.
I'm gonna bar you
Actually we got the big boys by the way
They have the ones getting us
We got the charts here
We got the beaters flowing
You can already pick up the
Pops if you are
Killing them
Where's the cleanse man?
Yeah
Pops was quite low if I can start again with the cleanse
Yeah, everyone picked up, yeah
Yeah, everyone needs to have
We need 25 in total
So we need to get the rounds out of the way
You can send the stirring this Etsy
You don't have much else
We have a Jolly Disco now.
We need four more pickups.
And we're done.
It's much quicker.
Mostly quicker than this one.
I never saw it.
You need to use it.
Hello?
One wins on this.
Yeah, we're still in the next one.
Don't trigger the webs.
Trigger.
Cleaning blue.
We get new weapons and then the clean blue guys.
Watch blue cross.
Over the clean blue guys.
What's over?
Give up strong.
Then we have group one and two.
I mean everyone, put a D minute.
Giant close friend.
Oh.
You get the red damage first.
Fire with it.
There's FVS here.
Blue boss cross, blue boss.
Push.
One.
We can pop one
What is this last one he didn't like group one and two are staying here group three and four move a bit
Yeah
Going in one
We're killing the harboring us of course guys. That's the most important thing towards and home
Yeah, definitely not faster. Just met up and then we're watching the beam
They're in front of you guys, in front of you guys, I can't tell you anymore, okay?
You need to wait a little bit.
Watch the slice.
Wait.
The group is coming now.
Where are the rest?
What the fuck?
Yeah, it's a bit, it's fine.
Looking for space.
But yeah, we need to split up, yeah, like, uh...
Yeah, yeah, we'll be there when the next time we go down, right?
Yeah, yeah, group 2, we'll be determined where we will split up, guys.
Let's see.
We're just following your time, guys.
Just follow your time.
We're staying here.
Let us go.
Group 1, we just run, yeah?
Get it through. All the way.
Pop some coolies.
That's good group one.
They're here.
They're harboring us inside, please.
Watch your tentacles outside.
Then we have the beam coming in the inside.
Watching the beam here.
Going to get a little bit more.
They're only harboring us.
There's one ad going in.
He's passing by.
Then you're getting ready.
Okay, they have things inside.
It was maybe a little bit tight guys, so we should hold the wall here.
We have a gateway for us, Wolf.
Run away into the gateway back in after.
Prepare.
One gateway to prepare for ship.
We're gonna use barrier and rewind it.
And we're going to the left, Wolf.
Welcome.
Green group, go a bit further.
Green group, we need to move.
Yeah, to the left as well.
Yeah, let's go to the left.
There is an ad opposite where you're going guys, yeah?
Yes, it's an ad opposite across the map.
I'm gonna add an ad in front of you from the side, okay?
One guy inside, if you can, see the ad spawning.
Slicer coming up opposite of you.
Yeah, on the spring guys.
This may be very difficult.
Can you root and mace in or something?
I will have to run.
Not the range.
That's great.
They are stunned
I can send them away, we have 6 seconds only
D.Va, where is that guy? Send it home
Send it home
Get the smallest guys
Without them
Invo's cocking us
Now we have 4
Or 3 personals
Yeah, big person, really big
This rally is D.Va's
Spanner D.Va
We need to kill the adds over there
We're getting big trucker now
I'm fucking dead, yeah
Now bring your cheese
Don't stop them, J.G.
Inside with yourselves.
They're far from us. Let's go, Escal.
I'm gonna end the beam a little bit more to...actually, that's better.
Drop the R.C.F.I.C.H. guys.
Watch the beam.
I'm ending it a little bit more like this, so you guys have it faster access to it.
Yeah, that's fine.
We need to see some of the art going in.
If anyone have it here.
Yeah, for my comforts.
With much grits.
I can kill him now.
Yeah, that's fine.
We need to kill the art going in.
Do you need to kill the watcher as well? Otherwise the boss will put on a shield.
Yes.
Yes, jeez.
You didn't have enough damage inside or what?
No, the beam was...
No, and the beam was a bad thing by me, you know.
We wiping it?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's time.
Oh, you said he gets shielded or something?
No, not time.
We can aim.
Is there a cast inside?
Yes, thank you.
We should just kill the boss
Guys you don't need to rush over, you can rest someone else
Yeah who has a pump? EJ, I did it
Just kill only the boss and someone has to kick the watcher
I'm not the boss, he's channeling
There's no combat reasons on our side, unless someone has an engineering item
I stopped picking the watcher, kill the boss
No laws and CCs.
That's Western, anyone?
Anyone in range?
We cannot cross the modern past.
They can't right now because they're in a different phase.
Yeah, me too.
Me too.
You see the ads?
And the opposite side of the screen.
One out going through.
I'm gonna weaken.
Thanks.
A lot of ads soon.
One chance though?
Yeah.
One more chance.
No no no.
51.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Easy.
I think we need for the fight team, let's go.
Yeah, let's go.
There's special side crossers.
There's charts coming.
around blue guys, format box around blue
do not hit hit by the charts everyone else
click sprint auto
don't hit each other of course
beautiful
next one around diamond
yeah I could sprint that one
but do it as soon as you can
cards coming now
you see your circle as well
don't hit each other don't hit the previous ghosts
friends
knuckle aim to you
And then we bring the bulls here.
There's some mates, of course.
And five of them.
Oh, okay.
One, it's okay.
Green is a little bit closer.
Oh, and look how much growth.
Yeah, one of the bulls can just go for him.
It's ready to charge us. Now, Roar.
Roar on green.
And one of the decimates snites the one in the back.
Interesting.
One easy.
He's fast on the below.
Very nice.
He don't sprint this guys, you run out yourself.
Run out?
And again the Ryzen's very near.
Are you?
Get in the barrier.
Blue is the box, guys.
You charge this one blue, around blue.
Bang will sprint it.
Don't get hit if you're not targeted.
And double hit?
It's exploded, it's fine.
And use a res.
We rest already.
Oh, we rest already.
Around the blue again.
The charge is coming.
Maybe some room, much to charge.
X-print.
I'll go A and Z again here.
Kill them with the decimates.
There's one far away.
We're getting there.
Let's see how the...
A new mark maybe?
Yeah.
I like this blue. Not as good. Don't get greedy guys, don't get greedy.
Me, AMZ? I can't.
Nice team stun this time. All I've got here.
Keep it run away.
I need a little tiny person.
I'm AMZ as well.
I'm having a new blue.
No sprints for this guys, we used our own shit.
Go go. Don't get hit if you're not targeted.
We go down here.
And new blue.
Baggy sprint as soon as it's ready.
Three, two, one, go go.
Don't snap the other ones of course guys.
Don't hit each other.
If you just get charged in 5 seconds you'll be back.
Rewind?
Rewind doesn't hit? No.
Dead red decimates, clear everything.
Clear everything with decimates.
Use both AMCs.
It didn't hit the...
It's who?
It's fine.
We're doing another one here of course guys.
Like...
Yep.
And on this blue.
Yeah.
And one of the decimates will clear the old ones after.
Yeah.
The two decimates clear the...
Everyone with the Basin on this side.
All the world.
Got a barrier?
Every Basin...
Yeah, there's a barrier.
We just run full of the sharing, yes.
Oh, we have one alive though, I think.
Ooh, that's not it.
Hey, on this one you need...
Unless we need personals guys
Just help you level everything
Runs around
Personals, personals, personals
Don't have on life, huh?
I'm stupid
Huh?
Oh!
Bait it!
Hey, Dan, do you want some stuff?
Yeah, new box
New box, okay
I think you just don't break anymore
Just place them, but don't break them
Kill them forward next week
Sure
Pick that
Yes, but don't get hit by the charge
If you're not targeted
Make sure you're not hit by the path
He gets armed, bro
Don't you play, guys
Blue
Don't get hit, don't get hit, don't get hit
Don't get hit, guys
I think boss might be dead, I'm getting nervous now, yeah but this is easier you know, do this on the side, come on up, come in the next, one neck please.
Go, it's fire!
We're starting with the first three webs in 10 seconds.
I will call it strands from now on.
Brans will go to the left.
Strans or debuffs? Reminders and debuffs now?
I know.
Strans to the left?
Yep.
They're all intact.
Get ready for the poison waves soon.
Leave far-off poison waves as well.
And these webs we dodge under us.
Good good good.
Watch the webs under us.
They're gonna leg it soon.
Let's use Naut's role for the legging always.
I mean, platform for me, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Should we take back?
That's cheating, Zazia.
Take late here.
I got it late.
Yeah, what's the spirit?
It's a hit, Kate.
Let's go in.
I'm getting Tats.
Zazia, you oppress them.
I mean, what's your feet doing?
That's so oppressing these.
Watch your feet now after.
Watch your feet, and the strands will go left after, and Janky can sprint the strands to the left, or left guys.
Go to the right, go right a bit, and then gathering up, and watch the poison waves.
If we need to re-wander them.
I'm stuck here a little bit more.
Then we leg it, now we'll go right again.
Replace here and go there.
Let's use the Zephyze here as well, and get in the darkness and deal with it.
gather up, gather and the thing, let's have all to go to the right
there's big mobility you can place left and then run to the right
it's trance coming, click sprint to the right boys, follow the waves
like a room, right?
maybe a red go to the left
red going to the right now, next three revs will go to the left
trance will go to the left, still have some sprint
We're ending now, watch it.
Now watch your feet everyone else.
Breaking box, watch your feet.
Give me some of the shit, fuck it.
Watch your feet.
Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah.
There's a bit of a tight ankh.
Yeah, we can hang and we can reserve, I guess, for the gates.
No respawns.
And now we'll roar this, and we'll fly again.
You'll rewind before the thing...
That was rally, that was rally, yeah.
Watch it guys, if you're too far ahead.
It's new one now. Yeah, very good
Get in
You can suffer Zephyr Fager
It's coming soon with strands going to the right
Thank you sprint in seven you get it brands going to the right basically care of press
What are you writing from the boss give them room in room
Okay, next ads again, and we watch our feet during this. That's your prestige
I'm a master in storm them. I use before what's your feet?
as that's the sound
now watch for you
i'm watching
wait damage and now we'll rush to the next spot
no gateway on this guys
so you rewind to one way or the other
wait there
you have the photon reset next
i do have it then
i give sprint then here
we get no barrier
get in
Watch the adds coming soon Velok can oppress and press frag over now.
Nice done, nice done. I always say if I can.
Poison waves coming soon, what should love. Nice.
That's the rewind is coming.
Watching our feet soon.
Access adds plus BU frag oppressing.
Watch the webs under you, watch feet, watch feet, watch feet.
there's done ready mr. I don't know these only any amz
we names you honey leave it names before you leave it's don't walk through too
much shit here but rest up again yeah you can rest several and you can
instagate removing I don't know what I'm just getting for a perfect you
should be around there get in get in get in everyone else will pull you
it will pull you a bit
ok it's fine
debuffs to the right
strands to the right
cliff sprint to them now
no
the right
it's fine
you go to the back middle then after
it's fine
this is not even bad
bats coming soon
ok you can rush me
may see no press
and stuns
nice you can stun as well now
where debuffs coming
next strands to the left
right comes to the right
and what's feet
what's feet
Jacksford now?
What's the speed?
I meant the feet.
Did I drop it?
He just executes.
That's right, sir.
True.
Gosh, damn! What's this loot?
A rep pallet in with a weapon ready to go.
Like, that's an interesting one.
What's that?
Why is Kenix in a trash bin?
Robo Kenix in...
What? He rises!
What's the ritual? What's the ritual?
It might be a beast!
It's a... just a delicious little turd.
Out of your mouth. There it is.
Nutty. Beautiful.
What's the meaning?
Bunch bite.
Er, D is for Dalloran.
It exploded.
Oh no! Lost!
Bring the boss and it's at 4%!
Look at that! The boom twist is spawning the last Parasax!
Oh...
Don't give in to them.
You jumped straight into that box, what the hell?
Damn!
Valiantly!
Valiantly lept into the box!
That is a strong choice.
A strong choice is a-
That is one of the choices you could have made.
That is the most choice of your time.
Medic, we need you right now! We have a patient!
Well, he does-
You're gonna be fine!
Freak, don't worry about it!
Yes!
Take part, KKI!
Oh, let's talk about charity to give this!
There's no way we're going quad-DKs.
Because it is mad if we are not going to be in our hotel, because he's the latest ice gear.
Three forests of Lordaeron whispered the name of...
It's about to get cold in the Roobah Palace, baby! It's about to get real cold!
That's a fail!
Come on, mate, just plop it in there.
All the way. Come on now. Here we go. There we go. Nearly done.
Oh, yeah, squirt there. All the ice in, mate. Plop it in.
Plop that in, you godmate.
We're gonna come real quick, we're just gonna wash our hands.
We're not gonna be in this situation.
We can't cut the shit out of this.
I'm sending one over to you, Jesus.
We've been such dirty dog pictures.
We're waiting for a pull any minute now.
I can't believe. God bless Echo.
And their lack of ability to pull a boss.
And we are joined by the one, the only,
Zalisa, I didn't really check the feed out.
And he didn't make them up, J.
He's awkward. I didn't take his toes.
He didn't take the toes.
What's going on? How's it going?
I feel lovely like a princess.
Surge for so long.
Oh my, the patient!
Oh, we do?
You need to scrub in, right?
I need to calm down.
No, I think he's not okay!
Okay, let's have a bit of patience.
I'm gonna put the patient on the table.
Oh, that looks bad.
Oh my God, it's real.
It's very bad.
What do you think?
Well, there's a few lacerations to the abdomen.
I think it's a proctalgia.
You think it's proctalgia?
You think it's butt hurts?
Okay.
We can have we can have an investigation of the anus first up. Can you uh, can you get me masked up and gloved up?
I will I will of course let me get my gloves on first. How long have you been working in this hospital?
This is my first time
For Taljo is not usually the thing we would first present within this sort of case
I think it's pretty important. There are multiple confusions and lacerations to the entire abdomen and the thoracic cavity.
You're still talking!
Yes, that's my job! He's dying!
He's not dying! Do we have an anesthesia?
We need some succinothonium, please!
Okay, kid.
I think this will do.
Okay, sure. Whatever you say. Okay.
That's the wrong side!
Okay, what do we have? Do we have...
Do we have anesthesia here? Is he under?
Yes, yes, he's totally under.
Yeah.
Okay, we need the masks on as well, please.
And then I need you to drape the patient for a minute.
I will drape the patient for you in just a moment, Dr. Medic.
Okay, yeah, that's good. Uh-huh.
Yeah, this is...
It's gonna be very audible for the people who might be watching from the gallery.
Um, just put it on, please.
I-I-I'm trying my very best. You learned this in med school.
I'm just so nervous.
Thank you.
I think he's dying to the proctalgia!
You learned one word in med school!
It's not funny! A man's life is at stake!
Okay, let me investigate.
Oh, he's bleeding!
I only have one good eye!
Can you drape the patient for me please?
I'm draping the patient.
The clamps are for the anal fissures.
That's not a drape, that's a medical mask!
The drape's over here, here you go.
I'm draping the patient, I'm draping the patient.
We need to be able to access the thoracic cavity.
On the side, yep, nice.
And then some tape, please, or some clamps to keep that down.
I'll investigate. Okay, so how are you feeling?
Okay, can't answer because he's under anesthesia.
He's under, yeah. That makes sense.
That is how that works.
Probably should have known. How shouldn't I?
Okay, do you have a scalpel?
We do have a scalpel, Dr. Medic.
Okay, that's a pair of tweezers.
But we can try.
Okay. As a medical student, can you explain to me where you would, where you'd access first?
I would access that middle area.
The part of your brain that remembers things.
I would try to do that, too.
That's the middle area.
Who was your supervisor?
I would start with the middle.
You start with the middle, OK.
Well, he does.
You're going to be fine, Prisha.
Don't worry about it.
He has some butterflies in his stomach.
So we're going to try and remove the butterflies
if we can.
All right.
Is this one of your hairs?
Probably.
It's a bit too short.
I think it might be mine.
Usually we would wear some sort of hair net
for this sort of situation.
But here we go.
OK.
He's bleeding!
OK, you're not very chill.
Okay. Ah! We have the butterfly removed from the stomach.
No wonder you hear the proctals!
Butterflies in your stomach would cause proctalgia. You can also have growths in your stomach.
Depending on what you eat, usually the hydrochloric acid will remove it for you, obviously.
But it doesn't work in every case. I've seen a bit of broccoli pulled out of someone's lung.
You're talking while he's dying!
We've removed the butterflies. I think that's the one through the foot.
You do the foot.
The left one.
the left foot okay well that's this okay this is right okay this okay okay good job
his Achilles heel is slightly elastic but I think we can make this work let's
have a try okay that does not help there we are there's an Achilles heel
for you as well we'll remove that very good job okay can we have a bit of take
for the wound please. Come on, don't use it. He's dying and you're not hurrying up.
I'm sorry, what are we doing now?
The tape on the wound, please!
I'm taping it, I'm taping it.
This whole area isn't Snow Island anymore, but we're set to live with it.
I think he's waking up, I think he's waking up.
He's waking up?
Yes!
Okay, he's still asleep, we're fine. Ah! It helped with his pencil and as well,
we got that out, you think there you are?
Thank you so much. Okay, this is great, this is great.
Great surgical technique there.
Okay, he also has a spanner in his foot that is somehow taped back down to his other foot now.
You need to be a bit more careful with this taping. Here we are. There's his spanner.
Have you noticed any arthrosis?
No, I've only seen Pyrrexia.
Pyrrexia, you think it's febrile?
Yeah, it's some Rhyderia.
I don't think his fever and his nose running are the most important things in the world right now.
I'm gonna be honest. He's still got some spare ribs that we must
extract. But what about his sternotate? His sternotate? I can't even remember what that means.
He's got what? He's got sneeze. He's intubated. Okay, we're gonna get rid of the spare ribs.
That explains it. That explains it. Oh, there we go. Have a spare rib. Oh my god, I'm so glad you're here,
medic doctor. If you save that for your dog later, that would be great. I will do that.
Okay, do you think we need to remove this funny bone?
It'd be more like
We shouldn't be laughing
Laughing gas in his room possibly we do have a broken heart
Afraid that that's gonna be quite difficult to extract here
Do you have do you have him on bypass?
Yeah, I bypass him multiple times
Okay, just ignore him and walk into another room apparently.
Yes.
Oh, this is a toughie.
You're not really helping them, gonna be honest.
I'm still looking up on YouTube how to do-
There we are.
We got rid of his heart!
An aberration.
Good job!
I think a creature man.
Are you supposed to get rid of the heart?
If we're trying to be preach it makes the most of-
Oh no!
No!
Lick it off!
I think we saved him.
Oh my God!
We did it!
Thank you so much doctor!
Let's go!
I cannot believe it!
Okay, he might be dead now.
He might be dead now.
Just give him more beans, fuck.
We removed his heart and beans are good for the heart.
Let's listen in with Wave!
But at the start, we are so clean.
Echo is so clean on these initial, like, uh, cracks, right?
And then they missed a word.
Get on the fucking floor!
That was a classic cast of firsts waiting to happen.
Oh, these toes are so tasty, Jesse!
Nibbling on my toes!
Yoynk it with your... I don't like feeding you, but...
Oh, my God!
Oh, Lord!
That is instant pain!
Oh, right!
Why, that was just um...
Oh!
Noots?
Alright.
He leads our raid.
He is scraped.
Do you like green eggs and wipes?
I do not like them, said Sir Scrype.
I do not like green eggs and wipes.
I do not like them with a roger.
I do not like them with a spider.
I do not like them with a worm.
I do not like them, I confirm.
I do not like them in a raid.
I do not like them, I'm afraid.
I do not like green eggs and wipes.
I do not like them, said Sir Scrype.
How intently Roger is staring at the screen saying
Can I see the swirls? Can you see the swirls?
Under 10%!
Under 10% for Echo A monumental!
Oh, that was phenomenal!
Oh, he's getting worse!
Here's the worse.
I think drinking the milk would spread it around the mouth.
That's what I think I did that.
Oh yeah, the cream!
Ooh, yeah, the rich!
Yeah, no, no, no, that!
This is my third shoe in a row, I'm just putting shit in my mouth.
Ha ha ha!
God!
I am so fucking erect
Huh?
I'm hyped, I mean
What?
You guys have been asking as to, you know, how strong Cannex is in this particular encounter
So I've had a little bit of a look and, um
I can show you exactly what purpose he is fulfilling
with the help of production here, okay?
What is my purpose?
You kill worms and give Mark of the Wild
Oh my god
Yeah, welcome to the club pal
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Huge book
What? Absolutely massive
And you can see one or two changes
One or two minor changes to how they're pulling that
And that boss is dead
Thank you so so much
And we have raised an amount that I think
Have we?
Yeah, we've broken 10,000
No way!
We have broken 10,000
Oh my goodness
Hey, what's up chat
Big round of applause for everyone
Round of applause
Yeah.
See, I prefer... I do prefer six big ones.
Yeah.
Came out round the net.
I need two.
Easy for us.
Saved.
We are all tied up here in Cologne!
Echo has managed to do it in good stead before they go to bed.
I think it's time that we all, you, I, Geeth, and everyone in the chat, can we salute our
black habits? It is likely to not see any more of this race. He did his job, he paid
his dues. My moonken.
As he gazes into that doorway, he knows his own borrowed time. Might not be over for
him, but for now, it's definitely over for you.
I think it's also bad.
I walk a lonely road.
Welcome to your first race to world first, Alex.
It's obvious fuck. Okay, then it's fine.
That's not a bad thing I like about this.
Oh, okay, we're like...
That's not so bad.
Of course.
I'm talking to the kill video, it's fun.
That's the greatest ever.
Online rallying, teleplays.
Double.
Respray.
What do you think about that?
Retreat.
Respraying again.
That's a blaze.
Two doubles.
Mission damage, guys.
That's a kill.
Respraying.
Teleplays.
We don't have it, we pre-spread premium.
Hello TD.
Hit your eggs.
Bossy, be ready if you need.
Bossing boss.
Watch your feet.
Hello Blaze.
Pre-spreading.
Watch feet there.
Watching feet again.
I'm by health worships free here.
Hello Blaze.
Brava is ready.
Hit your eggs.
Hit your doubles.
Pre-spreading.
Hello TD.
Leave good guys.
Bossy, please come in.
We spread
Doubles what your feet get your focuses and what your feet again? Yes, we perfect
We spreading watching feet
Hello, please watching
You don't have egg breaks will play spread premium
Hello CD and be ready with everyone to watch your feet
Watching feet and leaving good. I'll see place going
Keep watching, watching again, pre-spreading now, keep watching, I'm moving soon.
We're like one and a half percent ahead guys, like I said.
Watch feed, watch feed, look at blue and green quick, and then watch quick, feed again.
Have a play soon, cool life ready?
Hit your X now, watch feed, put your focus up, watching feed, awesome, pre-spread.
We're kicking.
Hello, TD.
Watching feet.
Going over.
Thick.
That's good.
Minit.
Can you snack this one?
Mark's are up.
Watch feet, though.
And blue is far.
Lassie, play is going.
Be spreading.
We're sending star home.
Vegetables.
Fargox, hold if you need to.
We're good, we're good.
Madcastar and personal, watch feet.
Watch feet.
I'll see you there, watching feet again.
We're ready, we need to see you.
Warm is dead.
We spread.
Don't have a message yet.
Help me.
Back up purple.
Hello, Lace.
Watch feet, watch feet.
Initial spiders.
Initial spiders are dead.
Resmini.
X coming.
We'll be picking next time.
If you don't have it.
We spread premium, if you don't have it.
Hello, TD.
I'll treat you here.
That's rewind.
Back star.
Two, one, no.
I watch feet.
Triple kick, yeah.
Red swag.
Deep kick, kick.
That's a place.
Yeah, one by one.
Range kick, kick.
Pick up cover.
This one.
Me next.
Alright.
B spreading now.
B spreading.
One spider when you come.
No, no, no.
Back up next.
Upstarts when you can.
Peek, dash.
We missed the worm now, guys.
Watch feet, watch feet, watch feet, very tight.
Plaster, do you need a drop?
Yeah.
We have blasted the worm.
This hit it.
Yeah, this target hit it.
Mainly, I can't activate it.
Yeah, yeah, watch feet, watch feet, watch feet.
We're going to the middle.
Right.
Finish the splatter.
Claps in.
Pre-spread.
Floors.
End feet.
Watch feet.
Tank explosion, watch the spree.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Good.
You watching feet, guys?
Seat segments again.
Make sure to go in, Robin, before you get it down.
Feet.
After the next feet, you're spreading out a bit.
Feet below.
Feet.
I'm pre-spreading.
Tell everyone.
Pre-mune.
Everything.
Pre-mune, pre-spread.
Elf-motion, spreading out.
Don't die, don't die.
Don't die inside.
Keep the tank up.
And if he sees, he can rest.
Yeah
I need you to zoom in on me as well, and I'll show it off.
We can maybe go to my...
Oh no.
The Hot Chip Challenge.
There we go.
Oh my gosh.
The Hot Chip Challenges are available.
Very scary.
I've got to stop saying that.
So, yeah, this...
What does it say?
So, it is the world's hottest chip spiced with unique mix of the hottest natural chili
peppers in the world.
Oh no.
Oh my word.
Why have we done this?
I'm just gonna open it just to see what's like in the inside. Oh, okay. It's sealed. Not again. We're not going through this again
I did this. Why have I done this?
You love spicy things, right? There we go.
Wait, are we doing this?
No, I'm just showing it off.
On the inside, it's shaped like a coffin.
On the inside.
Oh, let me get rid of that.
Very ominous.
Any last words.
Why is it getting worse?
And there's like a series.
It gets worse.
Oh! I think that's like a little tattoo.
a tattoo. So you said you wouldn't get a tattoo, right? You're about one of these. Awesome.
And here's the chip. Yes. So let's have a little scale comparison, hot sauce wise. I'm
saying that as if you can't hear me. I assume you can't hear me. Oh no. Where are oh god.
Oh my word. Yes. So Mitch is going to explain it to us because I think he's a little bit
more of a connoisseur than you or I. A bit of an aficionado. It looks hot. It
Hello, I can hear you. Hello. Okay, so if you guys remember in sepulcher
Yes, the hot sauce challenge we did. Mm-hmm. I believe that hot sauce was 15 million school units 15
I believe so. What was the barbecue sauce because that's the one I had then that was really spicy. I can't remember
Yeah, sweetbells of the Bob. I
Don't remember what that one was but just comparatively that was like way off the charts right. It was like ridiculous
So law enforcement pepper spray is apparently in the range of two to five million
Okay, so you're gonna be basically eating what you'd be pepper sprayed with oh delicious. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway
Yeah, that sounds great. You should be pretty good. Oh
We have milk on standby
Yeah, we don't have anything else though, so that's fine. That's all right. It's very spontaneous. Yeah, that's fine
I mean
Hope because I believe you're supposed to put the whole
Package in I'm not sure though. We can look up a video if you want. That's fine
We need we need a tutorial
Lots of little things in here. Not up. This is part of the cup. You got it comes with a glove. Yes
This is serious right when you're doing this, please make sure you don't rub your eyes don't put your fingers anywhere near your eyes
I would probably use the glove and we will bring you some wet wipes afterwards so you
don't accidentally touch anything.
Instructions unclear.
Yeah.
I'm kidding.
Alright, so gloves.
This is scary.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm so excited.
I'm really looking forward to this actually.
I do like spicy things, but I don't think this is going to be nice.
No.
It says can you have it normally it settles after around five minutes.
Oh.
We've got four minutes of pain.
So four minutes before the end of our shift, that's what we'll do it.
see the full pain scale um oh no looming shall i read a little bit more about them
oh yeah that would be wonderful so me and john are going to be in these chips it says um warning
we're off to good start high capsaicin content product is not intended for children oh sorry
i'll guess i won't be doing it then pregnant and nursing women that's me out uh keeping
our richer from children avoid consumption if you are allergic to capsaicin or have health
problems, especially gastrointestinal problems, stomach ulcers, or cardiovascular disease.
Okay, what if I have a problem with walking into door frames?
This might help. Avoid eating on an empty stomach. We're giving me at lunch.
Yeah. During the consumption, we strongly recommend that you use protective gloves,
including the packaging, and avoid drinking carbonated drinks. Okay. If you have long
lasting breathing difficulty after the consumption, search for medical assistance,
That's why I've got medic nearby.
Free, there we go.
No.
Recommended surfing is half of the chip.
OK.
Oh.
To cool down spiciness, we recommend
to drink milk or eat dairy products.
I like that.
I like ice cream.
Does Milky bar count?
That's all I need to know.
Milk's in the name, so yes.
And it is chocolate.
I'm sure it's dairy in there.
Consider carefully whether you can really
handle high level of spiciness.
Yes.
You got it.
It's going to be awful and it's going to be the best year of it.
I love that. That's going to be great.
I'm very excited.
Fantastic.
I like this in a little coffin.
Any last words?
Yes, suggesting half a chip.
I think...
I think that's fair.
Yep.
Half a chip each?
I don't know.
Let us know production, what Chat's saying about that.
Whether or not that's satisfactory.
We're going off of what the box says.
So, if it's saying no, then...
We'll do a poll.
Actually, what was the point of the poll?
Well, what's the point of the poll? To do a whole chip?
There's no way anyone's gonna vote. Oh yeah, no, that's the point.
More spicy or less spicy?
Thank you, half the chip.
Oh no, they should just do the whole thing.
Would they ever vote for the other option?
Yeah, okay, there are some.
What we can do is we can start with half
and then if we feel that we can go again, we just do another half.
Go for more. We have got more chips.
We'll see how it goes.
I actually really like spicy though.
I was gonna do the spicy chip as well.
Well, I think the idea is that we don't do it
at the beginning of shifts because it might screw us up.
Talking of which, what time is it?
Okay, we've got 20 minutes until me and Jordan
are gone, so we'll be doing it in the next.
20 minutes until Doom.
Probably we'll do it in the next 15 minutes or so.
Okay.
In the last five minutes,
because apparently.
The immediate whole vote.
Because apparently the effect should last
no more than five minutes.
So if we do it five minutes before the end,
Then if we can survive the whole five minutes you can go through that journey with us.
And if we can't then oh well, we're getting out of the ship a little bit early.
Play by play cast once we've had the chip.
I was hoping that we would be able to cast something.
But yeah there is, yeah I guess we could play by play cast the splits.
Or after this boss.
What are we doing?
For the boss!
A ship for the boss.
Oh snap! So we've got to go now, can we get like some milk in here?
We've got to also use the glove.
Because you are wonderful charity donators
I'm going to take my glasses off
We've reached the mini-gold that we set for us to have the ChipRulet Challenge
Which is two millions gov'ord I think
I think jazz suits
Do you think jazz suits?
Yep
Chaotic spicy jazz time
Perfect
Okay
So we're going to halve this chair
Are we?
Do I need that love?
If you want I can just hand it to you
You're going to feed me a spicy chip
We might need, um, like some sort of, let's just move the red balls at the moment, yeah,
just some sort of receptacle for some spittage perhaps.
We have like some tweezers.
Okay, so here we go.
We've been through.
Yep, so fingers away from the eyes, ideally what I'd do is that I'll just, I'll hold
it, you can bite it, yeah, ang, and then I'll take the other half, okay?
What if I dribble on it?
I'm actually worried.
That was the worrying part.
So this is a 2,500 scoville chip because you guys made it to 9,500.
You actually broke through that and got to 10.
Oh my god.
Is this going to be a...
2,500,000.
Sorry, not 2,500,000.
2,500,000.
Oh, it smells.
It's got a funky look to it.
Do you want to take a good picture of that?
It's bad, Ellie.
It's that chip.
It really smells.
I'm hungry for breath.
Okay, so what I'm going to do is I'm going to...
It's spicy food.
I'm going to eat it.
Okay, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna I see for my nose. They're trying just
clunk it in half a bit. Yeah, maybe like break it. Would you be happy for this piece? Yeah,
for example. All right. Okay, so I just do you want to join kit with you? I don't like feeling you but
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh Lord. That is instant pain. Okay. Thank you.
Holy mother of God!
Ah, it feels like...
Sajun is having a party in my mouth!
Oh! That burns!
Oh lord!
Okay, how are you doing?
Yeah, very well. I really, I love charity.
Okay.
The thing is, is that the initial hits crazy.
Then it's settled for a minute.
Would you like some milk?
It's settled for a little bit.
Let's see what happens. Apparently it builds an intensity over time.
so and they're right it does I can feel careful it just doesn't stop what
does it taste like if you lick lava it's like just spiky pain like if you ate
a cactus pain Smith cactus yeah spikes always getting worse I think drinking
the milk and spread it around the mouth. That's what I think I did that. It's like.
Oh the milk is not normal milk either. What do you mean it's not normal milk? It tastes
like fake milk. Oh God that's so much worse. Oh man. I think the milk made it worse. Oh
no. Oh yeah for sure. Yeah delicious. Yeah no I'll go for that. This is my third
I'm actually in a row where I'm just putting shit in my mouth.
I get that respite and the stinging.
It just comes through and waves it!
It is, it is in waves.
Right on the tip of my tongue, all through the roof of my mouth,
and it's also still getting worse.
I can almost not, my tongue feels numb.
I don't know if that makes sense.
Oh my god.
What have we done?
Oh that is so spicy.
I think that's the spiciest thing I've ever had.
I think I can see into the future.
And spoilers, it's hot.
It's hot!
I can't even hold my laugh, it's pain!
Oh, I never knew breathing could hurt.
Very true.
Thanks for reaching 9500 everyone.
Yeah, cheers everyone!
It's starting to settle!
No, it's not, it's a lie.
Okay.
Well, I'm not looking forward to the future because I imagine...
Please, help me that Pog Twister is in the future at least.
I think, I think, I think we've only, I think we've only one half the battle here Jordan.
Oh, I can like my ears are ringing. Why are my ears ringing? I can taste it in my feet. I have like a cold sweat
I can taste it in your feet. It's enough about Sally Toys.
He can't keep up with Donny and Steer it up!
That's wild. That is nuts. He didn't even try healing anyone else. I'm just healing myself.
That's it. That's the whole fight. You've seen everything. Now they just need to do that with uh, something more damage.
I think that should be fine
Nooo that's panics
No way
Oh it does seem like we've had a couple new changes
Alright send that
No way
I mean good pull though, good pull
Push come over here, Libby Massage
No don't
Gonna be getting me around
Oh no, oh no
Run!
Keep laughing
I feel like I figured it all out for real
Hopefully now he's down
Look at the beat
Oh come on
He did it
Great, and there we go
We see that race
This is really GG
Hiking up the fire fight
Although they have got a solution
Everything's solved
We can do the same thing over again
If the food at Dylan are enough
You just need to swallow your mouth and mic for a second
Although you have a tolerance
What you'll see if we can jump on over to
the best of catchers. We have Mero's tanking in the middle here, we have Zalathef in the
top right corner, obviously watching over us. Unfortunately, the oblox were covered in lead
paint. They've really done a nab bar. Have you heard of Richardson? This is eco-chiton, I guess.
You can see just how much damage begins coming out. 20.5, 20.4, 20.3,
And I think that's it. All done. 20.2.
Merri's eating that last little bit of Chappie down.
20.1. I don't think we're getting below it.
20 on the dot.
Huge, a huge number, Trekkr.
This has been a slow wormage of a way through.
The bullet was already on the skin when it started
and it's gone millimeter by millimeter through.
There's been no shooting here.
It has been a doodle, a trundle, a trudge, perhaps,
a meandering calf taken through those interuptable worms
alongside the eggs with the parasites
solely infesting our very souls
and now moving into the grasp of the nether
that has been cli-veza.
It has been a joy to my home
but also an experience of nightmare-ish monstrosity.
I've loved every second of it
but mostly I've loved the beans.
Damn dude. Did you actually want to do it?
I said I'd do it.
It's only fair. I said I'd do it.
Jordan, do you want to speed run it or should we introduce it?
I'll get ready. You introduce it.
Okay, so this is a challenge that...
That's going to make it worse.
That does make it way worse. So there we go.
This is a challenge that we were doing yesterday, I think.
Jordan and I had half a chip each.
Because of it, we got to $12,500.
We did get to $12,500 for our wonderful, wonderful charity games
charity games for love that is helping children in developing countries get the
life-saving care they need in hospitals and kids who are in hospital what just
realized it shaped like a coffin yes I didn't realize that the whole time any
last words BS you guys have been raising an incredible amount of money so thank
you so so much we've got some awesome things coming up don't read just eat
I wanted to see the challenge directive. I have to put on the glove. I have to open it carefully and then eat it
Suggested serving is half a chip. So I will be eating half a chip. I will not be that's for me and
Jordan or Jordan and I
Yes, and it was sufficient
The goal is to handle heat for five minutes without drinking or eating apparently. Oh, really? So I'm going to attempt that I
Did not live in moments
This will be very much an attempt. I had Tabasco a couple of days ago, and that hit the back of my throat and made me almost vomit on the show.
I can't memorise so much Tabasco.
It was a shot of Tabasco. A full shot with three beans in the bottom of it as a punishment.
The surprise beans.
The surprise beans that almost made me vomit.
I feel bad leaving you, but I'm not going to have one of those chips together.
No, you don't need to. You have to fill the gap.
No, I think it's better that the gap is filled just with pain. Just the sheer pain of it all.
I disagree with that but so here we go.
Are we going to have a custom camera or you guys?
I don't think I think we just...
Hold on, but you've got to hold your horses here.
It has a very potent smell.
Because I don't want to get anything on anyone else my touch.
Yes.
Yep, so we're going to make it so that you're not touching your eyes or anything like that
but you can see Medic going in.
How do I half this?
Just bite into it I suppose mate.
If you're wondering how to half it.
Okay, are we ready?
Ready? Three, two, one.
That's a big bite, that's more than half.
Well done.
I'm gonna move that down for you, Fester, okay?
Yep.
There we go, how are you feeling?
Oh, I might as well finish it now.
Well, if you want to.
Okay, that's a full, that's a double dosage.
How's it going?
This is two and a half million Scovilles, by the way.
This is like eating a pepper spray.
Oh, God.
Are you seeing the intro kick isn't that hard?
It's not so bad is it?
After it's really fucking...
It's being fun to do.
It really fun to do.
It certainly lowers your social barriers.
I didn't mention...
I get...
The hiccups.
You go like this with all these dicey moods.
I'm just gonna sit here hiccup.
I can't no way!
That's...
That's kicked in real hard.
I'll bless you.
Look into the camera as well.
The tears...
I just got...
I just got a hiccup.
How's it go the hiccup? Is this just a thing?
How's it taste?
It doesn't really taste. This is something I really dislike with spicy food.
When it's just deliberately spicy.
Cause it just hurts.
Like good Indian food, when it's spiced well.
It's delicious.
But this is just painful.
How do you have a spice normally?
I'm usually a good spicy Indian food.
I'm salivating quite a lot.
You do really well.
spicy Indian dish, you know, very tasty, love it. But it has to be well cooked spices.
This is just deliberately like trying to kill you. Yeah, it's there just as a challenge.
You've done so well. It looks like you're still going for it a little bit. I'm crying.
I mean, it's meant to be five minutes long. Yeah, it's been like 20 seconds. It's actually
been far longer than that. I think the way you're seeing time has gone a little bit.
It's just all numbers and yeah, are you seeing into the future yet? Yeah, the next pull
the kill. Oh, there we go. Knowledge gained. Would you like some milk? I'm actually okay,
I think you're going to settle back down into it. I mean, we can do some whipped cream. I feel
okay. Do you want some Tabasco with it? I'm good. I'm very impressed. A round of applause. How long
is it be? Oh, I need to wash my hands though, because I'm not going to miss that. Can you
mute my mic? Tell you what, um, what we'll do if you already want it. Yeah, let's have a
little listen when we wave. Well done. I'm super impressed. Round of applause. We'll be back
very soon as we're going to be jumping into this. My friend was coming over and he's that guy who's
always always winning at Mortal Kombat so I told him to get ducked. Yep. Even if the path towards
it was a little bit scuffed. Yeah you can see what happens here with the eternal night with the
damage just pulsing out across the raid. So maybe now she doesn't die. How long did he go
Oh, there for that was crazy
Some things are such job. They're such a shenanigans. We've been doing a little investigating. I've got to speak
Something's going on. Don't you tell me otherwise? I've been I know that I've been on the internet
We have no idea what's going on, but there's something suspicious
much on form who is getting through those gaps a new best for echo wall life doing
everything he can to get that boss that little bit lower meres refusing to fall
into the twisting Nana but unfortunately death comes to us all meres as the boss
down to eight and a half off percent meres finally falling eight point seven
four percent a new best for echo I think Rebez is about 78 years old yeah that's
my theory because we've never seen him in person he's never come to any event
He's been here for years. He always rocks. I guarantee he sits there with a cigar, a pint of bitter, and a brown sugar.
Yeah, and he just like, uh, kill it? Mosh.
So what you need to do is every game when you get into chat, you need a copy-pasted message.
And what it says is, dearest teammates, I am much better than you are.
So if you could please just focus on playing around me, that would be advisable.
If you do not do this, I will run it down because you are wasting my time and I deserve to be in challenge
Kind regards and every time they make a mistake
You copy paste that put it in again and if they mute you you start pinging
It's like hey, I'm paying attention to you. I was just wondering if kindly you could explain why you are so trash
They sent me an Amazon wish list on it was one item just a book
HAHAHAHA
So Mitch has been hearing phantom footsteps
for weeks in a room
occupied by Chris and he's not doing any something at all
which leads me to believe
that Jesse's a ghost
Please pull the boss
HAHAHAHAHA
6.8% for the bowler on her now
This is going so well, it has to rate remaining alive with 5.7
We have a few more seconds before the final eclipse hits and clears the floor
April is getting hit by the last one
This is the big hit, we'll have a few people live, Narko alive, Mere's alive, Nicemeans alive,
Revis as well, Nicemeans the last he's alive as the boss is at 5% running around in Setherwok
with the dodge ticking, oh what a pull!
They should be very happy with that, the boss going down sub 4% 3.9% something, smiles
across the faces of the players in Echo, I still feel like it would be worth trying
And I don't know how to reason be I think it'd be worth trying one pole where Kara was on on the couch
Since every pulse and she sat down it's been cursed. Yeah, I'd like that
Maybe at the desk you're taking a little break
No, she stayed on the couch too long be back tomorrow round 8 the show to pick back up. Thank you everybody
I called for the show to and bitch
fuck it
we all know how to flip
we cannot pull this plate
respect this
i'm saying
we gonna pull at zero
i will make sure we pull at zero
point one is fine
point two is fine
but zero is not one
we gotta make sure we pull
that's some crazy mean max huh
there's 0.1 second
world market charges
To the world markers
All sort of close all sort of the positions
Watching feet
I'm watching orbs
Middle charges coming through the middle being spread
Watching feet watching orbs into your spots. Yeah, that is a marker charges coming to the world markers
also the tiff positions
Watching feet, watching orbs, the charges coming through the middle, they spread, watching feet,
watching orbs, fix the mission soon, get your spots, and Zephyr's down, that'll rewind
They will be on the cast basically nothing.
Respecting, by far.
World marker child is coming.
Little world markers.
And he.
Oscillative positions.
Watching feet.
Watching more.
100 feet, 100 feet.
Need some job, bonus it, bonus.
Oh, pangaloo.
Nice of us all.
Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Middle charges soon, bottom up if you can.
Middle charges, through the middle.
I should be good twice in a row, I think.
Yep.
Also healing on these guys.
Watching feet, staying square watching feet.
Watching orbs.
Inspiring kit.
Got him on me.
We just send Alps down and help with the hill.
Mission coming!
Simbull, Simbull. Remember the paradoxes in this phase as well.
I'm still alive.
Sivajani? Is that your final?
Yup. My story I hope for.
Here's King Serpent.
This is it! Take this!
100% the game and absolutely crazy amount of damage out of the boss.
He's trying to take them out of the eclipse but it's not enough!
This is it! Take this!
And manage to catch up to Liquid as the boss goes down!
Take this! Take this!
Oh no!
King Serpent.
This is it! Take this!
100% they're getting an absolutely crazy amount of damage out as the boss is trying to take them out with the Eclipse, but it's not enough as Echo and managed to catch up to Liquid as the boss goes down.
There we go, look at that! That is not okay.
This is so not okay, and the fact that you mentioned it and the fact that we actually brought it up is also not okay.
If you or a family member is suffering from League of Legends, there are ways you can get help.
help first off reaching out to other friends or finding a support group in
your area secondly installing Battle.net and the world of Warcraft add-on can
allow you to get out of that spiral what is he giggling about I mean he's really
enjoying himself what's happening just loves this boss that's that's what I
I'm not sure how easy the range is usually.
I'm literally laughing at looking at a ranged PLB and they're just like doing so much work.
That was perfect.
We just had Deaths Scythe coming down.
We just had New Best Pull.
That is not okay.
I'm so sorry.
Tons of guys have this problem.
It's not a big deal.
Hello everybody.
Welcome to who's NASA today!
I forgot I was in there man!
It's real B!
The game where the points are like healers, they just don't matter.
Things you can say in a raid that you cannot say in the bedroom.
Uh, okay you go do splits with Jinji, I'm going to pull someone else.
Oh!
The girl, same question.
Can you explain in detail why you failed the last time?
If you've never followed the race before I don't even play World of Warcraft
Which of course many of you do the everything will reset for us in the EU on Wednesday
It will be Tuesday for the US because they are desync because
Yeah, we have had an enormous
$1,000 donation
From Mini's mom
I'd love to tell you your son is wonderful going at so much. Oh my goodness
I can't even there's a lot of overlaps here. I think you were very much right
This is going to be very much an overlap over that phase. Yeah, it's a
Intuitive production put there to give us some context here as the HP when they come out of phase is the amount of HP Kai Bezahar
What?
Guys, we have a datamined secret cutscene
Why don't we see this super amazing datamined cutscene spoiler?
Whoa, what is it?
I wonder
It's almost over
What's that Sally Beans?
Your ambition was rare, you know.
Yet despite even betraying your own mother.
Here you are.
Oh, not the beans!
Nasty.
When'd you kick them? Is it like a slow burn?
Shut up!
Oh, there it is!
Oh my!
Ugh!
Merry Christmas!
Hmm!
You look like you've made a mistake!
Do you feel like you've made a mistake?
I'm fine!
Would you like to take a little break?
Yeah, you look down.
Alright, it's good.
You're gonna spit again?
You need to learn to swallow!
And on that bomb shell, we'll beat you at you for the night.
Indeed, tonight everyone, I have to administer a spanking.
Hello everybody, and welcome to Who's Casted Anyway!
I forgot him there, man!
Who else be?
The game where the points are like healers, they just don't matter.
I'm joined today by Preach, somehow the most popular castor despite hating cats,
loving feet, always smelling like beans.
Alex, our own personal Bob Ross.
Bob Ross. Anytime you see him in a key, first he says everything's fine, happy little accidents,
and then he dies.
Yeah, that's about right.
Jordan, aka OK Mage, actually short for OK, Red's the Mage again.
Time!
Magura, one of the smartest mooncombe players in the world, which is like being the highest
augmentation of ochre on the details meter, nobody cares.
Oh!
And we've got Medic, joining WoW from the League of Legends scene. Funnily enough,
When he joined the cast, Oliver said, wow, until we saw his play, which one we said LOL.
Oh!
That works in so many levels.
That's very good, boss.
And we're here to joke about World of Warcraft a global game that recently settled debate
about metric versus imperial.
Blizzard has made it clear they are only interested in feat.
I'm going to have some fun!
I'm going to ask some questions or set up a scenario and call on one of our contestants
Two answer. We'll start with an easy one.
Medic.
Oh god.
Can I quickly check? You guys can hear me in your headsets, right?
Yes, you speak.
Okay, because I can't hear myself.
Oh shut up this lifetime.
I have, but it's...
He's got tech issues.
Medic, things you can say in a raid that you cannot say in the bedroom.
Okay, you go do splits with Jinji. I'm going to pull someone else.
Oh, ho ho ho ho!
The girl, same question.
Is it in the bedroom, you said?
Yes, things you can say in the raid, but not in the bedroom.
Well, can you explain in detail why you failed the last time?
Oh!
All right, moving on to Mike.
What the officers are actually talking about during the frequent breaks.
Oh, that's easy.
Yo, for real, do we really need to have canyx in here?
in here like
All right Jordan, what would Jaina put in her tinder bio?
I lured you out here because you have no option but to swipe
Depends what part of Tinder you're on
Act out for us what Anduin was actually doing during Dragonflight.
Oh, being a healer sucks. No one likes me. Jesse doesn't even play anymore.
I don't even love the light anymore. It's me, and I'm so sad.
That was right. That's what he did, right?
That's exactly what I'm telling you.
Wonderful. All right, Medic.
Things you can say playing WoW that you should not say at work.
Oh God, I don't have anything to say.
That's a rough one.
Um, there's gold there somewhere, they've got a mine for it.
Say things you can say playing around that you can't say at work.
Yeah.
Ooh, this is such delicious food.
No!
There is no God.
No!
Breach!
Things you can say about your alts that you cannot say about your children.
Say a lot about my kids.
No, I really love this one.
Oh!
Oh, damn!
Wow!
It took a while to sink in, but...
They don't even heal!
Really?
No!
They'll screw them, dude!
All right, the remainder.
We will be doing charades.
One caster will act out what I give you, and the others will attempt to guess what it
is, and I'm going to pick on Kero first, with an easy one.
Yeah?
Zalatath.
Don't take your shoes off, please.
No, wait, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on.
We know what it is.
Now we know what it is.
How are we going to, I think this is a panel-tap job.
Oh, yeah, I know.
One-tap!
We need a way to convey to you.
We need a way to convey to one of you.
Thanks guys, you're doing great.
No, it's a good one.
How do we, how do we get one person?
Mitch, can you tell the one person I tell the prompt? Okay. All right. All right
Now now I'm picking on Jordan
Oh, hold on please stand by as we're doing a little push-to-talk action
Routing the information through our audio software. Yeah, she has some pre-work
So Jordan's being given a prompt now she has to act it out without using words and then you guys have to guess what it is
Okay. Give me some space. Okay. Is it a clown? Okay. It's a box. A box. Yeah. Yeah.
Great ball. There it is. Oh, nice. Damn. Which means he gets to go next. Okay. All right.
So this is to Mike Mitch. I don't like the uncanny silence. What people don't realize
is Mitch is actually just standing under the desk. We connected it as a rule a few
years ago for other reasons, but now they just do it anyway.
Mike now receiving his prize. Can you sack this out?
Oh my gosh, we could do it, we just have to focus up on Gingy.
Yeah!
What? Have you never played Shurah? That probably wasn't invented when you were born.
What I used to do is get some coal and describe it on a board.
Ah.
It's easy.
And the coal was from Santa, obviously.
I mean, why bring it up? It was a rough time.
It's a sad time.
Don't talk about doctoring.
It is user, you're being given a prompt.
Oh, God.
Okay.
It's a little.
Oh, it's a dog.
Oh, hunter, hunter, like a hunter prey.
There it is.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You should have barked.
I didn't have it.
No, no, this is a loud.
You know all the rules in this game.
Oh, damn.
You got full into that.
That was very bro.
It wasn't the best for the camera angle.
I realised I was facing you guys,
spot it over.
Almost the sussy.
Oh, damn.
One coming in front of Gura now.
Alright.
Oh, it's like a staff or a scythe?
Wait, which king uses their weapon?
Okay, wait.
Hold on.
Frostmourne.
Atrox.
Jinx from Arcane.
Okay, so you're picking something up and then there's a tornado?
Oh, you found something.
You found some treasure.
You found some amazing loot.
Oh, it's uh
What just tried to kill someone baseball?
Ice cream I really like safer thing. No epic drop
Attack
The person you hit goes spiraling
But I have no idea
Medical name
This is this is a famous chat meme as well as being loot. Oh
Are you doing your gaga goo?
Fresh?
It's like a priest weapon?
What? You said look holy?
If any of us chat me, what from chat me?
I don't go in chat.
This is not the saucy.
All done.
You're doing your DPS like a touchdown.
Thunderfury, blessed blade of the windseed.
That was pretty good.
I was thinking of switchchat.
I should have said Baron's chat.
If I knew wow I'd be disappointed in myself.
Alright, one last prompt going around this way.
Starting with you Alex.
What production actually says to the casters?
Oh, most of the time heinous things.
Most of the time is please Alex, just read the ad read once correctly,
stop making stuff up, that's not the code.
Jordan, what production is actually telling the casters?
No, you cannot have cheese delivered!
Mike! Mike, production is actually saying to the cast is that...
We have so many beans, Mike, you are never leaving us, Kara.
Kara, what have you been told by production?
All they ever say is, do you want more nuggies?
Like, nuggies?
They went off on me one!
And medic, what Mitch has actually been telling you?
Yes, so my room is 307.
If you just come over after the board...
Thanks everybody, that's been our show Who's Cast Visit Anyway!
I thought we were supposed to lie.
But an excellent new best pull for Echo, that not necessarily because they got further in phase 3,
it's just because of how disgusting they did in phase 1 and 2.
That was some really really nice damage, and it's the damage they need to get out of this fight overall.
Oh, 20!
Okay, one more, you can do one more.
And, okay.
You have a friend like Alex.
You know someone who's suffering from small damage.
If you do, it's not over for them.
There are many things you can do.
One, it's a game for love today.
And people like Alex can win to play games when they're younger.
And maybe when they're older, and senile.
We can't find a half there.
And maybe then...
They'll do some damage.
Trust me they won't, but it's a nice fall.
We can all help in our own special way.
If the weak hotels both...
Oh, it's Sally Beans.
We've been being infected by those lips, but...
It's a Furby!
Oh!
The Gigachar's Scarabiedle 10 from a couple of polls ago
that spawned at 432, walked forward one yard, and CRIT, nice man,
all for 2.5 million damage to that wreck.
Omae wa mou shindeiru. Nani?
Oh, and a little bit pear shaped there, 29.1%.
This boss is so dead.
Like, damage-wise, they go next, they just...
So golly dude, they free!
You can see that as I said at the end of the leg, let's go!
This boss is so dead when we get that one right,
But it was pretty clear they were like full circus clown car.
Then I think I saw Fana literally get on a little bike.
Oh, shit!
I'm literally gonna be ducking!
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
Where players are going to be sporting some odds.
You see them doing as far left as they can
to sport it for the team coming up next?
Oh, my barra's!
Oh, whoa!
Tank plays!
Ha!
You never even...
Oh, man.
That was incredible.
This is Rysage, what's the value of duty? Come to help
Gannix is like I'll save you!
What just sees this all of his mind's eye like the Prophet?
It reminds me sometimes of Minority Report, he's like in some way, he's like projecting
some image, some cruise as a scribe and he's like yes I see it now, the Prophet
Spoken to me sees all things I'm predicting future crimes. I don't think speck will allow us to go to bed if we don't kill
Said that would happen you are pre-con. Oh the bean spewers. That's not an efficiency issue
Is it can we move them so they're showering down on Mike? Big sad. This is for you. Oh, I can't speak well
He beans in my mouth. Oh, right. Well in which case yeah, we've got a couple more hours and
First pull the bar shift
And the first pull after their break quick. Let's do all the cast cases get on my screen. No way. This one messes up
I'm ready to be all
Answer echo wait as echo do it just before the reset two percent left
And that in range means nothing as echo will clean up the silken cords and answer it
Oh wait
Echo tomorrow
THE NAME! LET'S GO!
OHO!
Yep, yes I agree.
That one, if he dies.
Oh, okay. That's fine.
And blue front is coming up.
The bombs.
And rain positions.
Rain positions here.
So, give us two frontal coming up.
Where the hell is this one?
And then we get ready for the frontal.
Have a good charge. Watch front.
Watch front.
And rain positions.
Front is coming up in two.
On your space, we so move over to the boss.
We're running up.
And we have the lady in the end.
Ready for rain.
Two frontal and weapons.
I'm just waiting for weapons and going now.
Now the child's coming.
Next we have this over the boss.
Very nice.
Going middle.
Take your groups.
Here are the three spreader in.
Yeah, yeah.
And two.
One.
Next is the school spread.
And three.
Two.
One.
Scoach.
Next is the spread.
I'm going to swap in two, one, spread, which Reves meres, increase, break, take that,
have him up as well when you can, move on till coming,
I'm going to take formation, aim full PMA, go to the far,
I'm going to swap those, I've tried, smart about to observe, squash the circle
Nice means, Reves, Panix, Dignity, and we wait, Duncan 4, 3, 2, 1, go.
All the gathering out, Dixels stacking now, your captain, all teams going right, first the red team, now the blue team, then chasing Sky Sprinter, now, Gank.
Look at the other team now, go left-right
and you can go towards the Orcs Red Team
breaking all of this
Go here Orcs, be smart about it
Call them
Mini
Panix
and hopeful quick here
Okay, rest middle, Fragwell
Blue frontal
Anxer, wind 6
5
4
3
2
One.
Bufnark open you can, in your group soon.
Find your captain, spread the roltem, hit...
Dread, face.
That's the red screen.
Smartwatch working.
Six, five, four, three, two.
Dreading in three, two, that's it, one.
Dread, mark the roltem.
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 is fake, my double fake, it's a killer boss, shame, Spice are fake, it's fun
and we have here again on the pinks and green, Robin will drag the boss
the team definitely don't break webs here, only one down, waiting in the frontal first blue team
you're gonna be in that healing reign soon, okay
then blue and we have a sentence
first the red front so
not yet
names is
you go and spread around blue team
in 2, 1, spread around blue team
far away, gank now
blue team left right, red team right
not breaking
red team right, not breaking, blue team left right
and be smart about the orb soaks soon
and then red team
stretching it soon, get your orb soaks
guys five seconds red team aiding after in the front all blue team standing on
that right side me first script soon going towards the middle is now I did
run there red team run there first script going towards the middle
stacking grip towards the orbs and all break all of these and I soak yours
Orbs, push the circle, smart go to Soaks now.
Only one dispel.
Watch the frontal, hit all orbs.
Only Mini.
Mini.
Panics go to the middle.
Defeat.
Panics run.
Jank.
Mainsteen.
And Wolf in 3, 2, 1, now.
And this is Rewindler.
Last thing is the easiest run.
You old also pop old person's okay during the labs and everything
I'll call all person's
Hi
first
This is boss red team chaser gonna bait on the way come the team stay near the middle
And you're doing all that the red team right not breaking blue team left right
But you're right not breaking blue team left right
Just soak your warps here, push the circles and soak your warps.
Only nice memes, that's it, dispel my memes.
Okay, canyx go to middle, canyx now, you need to dispel here.
Leaks next.
Jank, Jank.
Hunter in three two one go miss boss switch boss
Okay, only tanks now get ready
Only and Zarek awaits as echo do it just
before the reset 2% left and that in rage means nothing as Echo will clean up the
Silicon Cords and Ansaric awaits Echo tomorrow.
They're sending them home?
They're named!
Let's go!
Woo-hoo!
Everybody absolutely ball-acting.
That was wonderful to see.
What an excellent pull.
Should be okay still.
There we are.
Let's kill Wario.
Good job, Kax.
Oh, he's left, right.
He's upside down.
He doesn't know.
Oh, we lost!
a bit of goodies like that as Roshanam has fallen for Echo and Will.
I'm pulling you in the spell book, which we need.
One, and rage.
Okay!
I'm just feeding him like he got shot.
Eek!
Yeah, he was like...
No!
You don't like add lots of stuff. Oh, no, you keep it up. Yeah, that's yeah, I am on board with that
That's exactly right once you bought a bit of ketchup on that. It's great
Changing a little bit you can tell that for every saccharin is anybody happy production. Yeah
Nope because he just died because she's not happy because he's still that's a dps this boss, but he's okay
Yeah
On the back of Swedish food?
Wait, why would I have any treats discussing treats?
Oh God, production's here, we are in trouble.
What have you made?
It actually looks so good!
Best donation incentive ever if we just have a cheesebook.
That's really interesting, I've never heard of that before.
Because I've used that.
So they're called...
Look, it's enough for Cibo, so let's take this.
Suck it down.
0.0!
Cavesa falls three two
Early leap crash as they are bogged into each other a little bit
Team crab behind team spider following on the tail as they slow them back
Team spider not too far behind but Jordan being the British is cannot resist the beans
Beams to the face. Oh
Team Crab has navigated this straightaway before the reverse and-
OH NO!
I'm taking out a radar PC!
OH NO!
STOP!
Stop ramming it!
Oh no!
It's going to be a collision down the middle.
I'm trying- the radar's not actually doing anything too important right now.
There's a two-crubbed camera as well so I'm looking at it and it's-
OH!
There we go!
It's just about to round the corner here as Jordan's making the way down and
over across the line!
Team Crab!
A much closer race between the spider comes in at the end.
Super week! What's going on, Jeremy?
Jada, you're a cheese feed. Come and get it here, J!
Bad rat.
There you go, princess.
I love booties. That was very bad.
On behalf of myself and Nogura, and everyone else here at Echo E-Sports, we'd like to
apologise if we upset or offended anybody regarding this cheese.
Anyway, Gingy's camera, yeah.
Can we switch over to Gingy real quick?
It's not good.
Switch away from Gingy, switch away from Gingy.
Intermission's gonna take a little bit longer right now
because they're having to hold cooldowns.
But that's something we talked about
when they were progding this for the first time, Sam.
So I don't understand why you decide to come into our ears
and...
We already set this.
We were saying, especially in phase one,
they were holding cooldowns.
Don't cut.
They're holding more cooldowns, cause they're reset, yeah?
Well, that's cool.
So what we'll see here is they'll go through the intermission
and they're actually holding their cooldowns specifically to...
Hahahahaha!
Meltakash is now taking more damage.
Anubrash has come out of that damage page,
but look at how quickly these bosses are melting,
like a hot knife through butter.
Ekko will clear the Silken Court
and once again make their way to answer it.
You don't have to be very responsible for me not liking the team.
Oh, I should be nice because I'm here.
I am English.
But I said, GameStar Cultural Norms is too acceptable.
Any journeyers of the Preach and Degoura tasteless podcast, we'll see you next never.
Thanks for watching.
We're going to be jumping over.
We're talking about mucking around.
We're going to be jumping over to the RC Rumble as we have got our team spider
versus team crab on the team spider side is our one and only.
Jordan who's going to be doing that particular
And on team crab we have got medic and there's his hand so they are going to be racing around a predefined course
I personally I'm going for team crab indeed. I believe team spider will be victorious
No one should underestimate the competitive urge of Jordan who has been banned multiple times for games
Oh her competition. Well, the main reason that I know that medic is gonna be very careful is a is his
It's his camera phone.
See, that's going to give Jordan the edge.
She's racing with Sam's camera.
She's talking to the camera.
I don't have to go to damn about what happened to that camera.
She's going to be so reckless.
Sam, of course, already in tears.
So I think our competitors, are you ready?
Yeah.
OK, are you ready, Gaston?
I'm ready.
Are you ready?
I'm ready to chat.
Are you ready?
Production, are you ready?
We're ready.
Are we saying go?
How are we starting it?
OK, so we'll count down.
So we're going to do it.
Three, two, one, and then go.
Okay, so you're going to go after us.
Three, two, one, go.
So you're going on go.
I need to remind you of this
because we've had accidents before.
We can also go,
boop, boop, boop.
If you want, that's also a way of doing it.
Okay.
This is a mixture of all of it.
Rock paper scissors.
All of this is rock paper scissors.
Yeah.
No, we'll go on go.
Okay, you can do it.
All right, I'll do it.
Okay, here we go.
Are you prepared?
No.
Doesn't matter.
Three, two, one.
Go!
And we are on Team Spider.
Team Spider is immediately having an immediate crash.
Team Crab is going to make their way down
the corridor of merch.
I mean, oh, we've had a collision crash.
There we go.
You can see Medic having to follow these cars around
as they are a lot faster.
But he gets the wall.
Phil Fritz just picked up Jordan and replaced it
if you need to.
And you can see Team Crab walking in the kitchen
going past Bean Cormack.
You need to make up some ground.
Jordan team fighter is way behind slaloming back and forth through this corridor as
Team Crab heads into the straightaways. This is a very scary area because if you're crashing to a player PC
You might break it. We don't want that
But of course medic making their way down with the team crap before turning around an excellent turn around as we do
That's a raider that's lost a raid spot. I didn't ask Wolf Disco now officially on the bench
As Jordan makes her way around bean corner
There's gonna be a small collision as both competitors are going to be going in at the same time
It seems like Team Krab has made it their way down here as you're just gonna be pushing down this straight and narrow
Is it enough?
That's what I'm talking about
We can do it should be two out of three.
I don't need to have another shot at this.
Careful, careful, let me get you up there.
Don't spin the wheels, because I'm scared.
So scared of the car.
There we go.
We can show you the car chat if you like.
Well, Jordan got laughed.
That's actually me, but there we go.
She's still making the way in.
She's still coming in.
There was a little bit of a trick.
There we go.
We can see Jordan right now.
Making their way into the room.
Got that last turn to go.
There we go.
cross the wide line
Off the wide line so team crab pulling ahead
One nil to team crab. We're gonna do a best two out of three
two out of three
Okay, so we're doing we're getting some points sorted out for you
But just because it was so fast we think you're the best two out of three and you had a little bit of a rough start there
Jordan you've learned it now though
I think we should swap the car positions though yeah to stop maybe there was a disadvantage to being on the outside. Yeah, yeah
Here we go all right so you can see team crab there on the right with one that is medic and
Now we've got a team spider on zero. Are you guys good to go contestants? Are you prepared?
It's fine
Okay, apparently we've had a large change in the track as well learned this course. So this is gonna be a brand new course
blind
Look it's well. It's blind raising. All right. All right. Okay, so you have to count them in this time
I'll be counting you guys in
Well, that's unfortunate
No, you're not supposed to be blind
It was more the course. Yeah, you're not you're not sure the courses got coming up, but you guys ready
Okay
We are going to be going on go
three two
one
Go as the rice is very early lead
Crush as they'll put into each other
Team crab behind team spider following on the tail as they slow them back
As they head into the kitchen now you can see that there's a
a vastly different set of soda out there at the moment.
Oh look at that easy turn of Team Crab.
Team Crab making their way through,
but Team Spider not too far behind.
But Jordan being the British, she is cannot resist the beans.
Beans to the face.
Oh, Team Crab has navigated this straight away
before the reversal.
Oh no!
Taking out a raider, PC.
Oh no!
Stop ramming it!
Oh no!
There's going to be a collision down the middle.
I'm glad that the raiders aren't actually
doing anything too important right now.
Team Crab's camera is also a little bit pissed off.
Oh, oh, it flipped!
Team Crab!
There we go, we've had it reset up now.
This is going to be making its way back down past the secret little corridor behind it all going past production.
Team's white line for the second victory in a row.
There we go, it's just about to round the corner here as Jordan's making their way down and over across the line.
A much closer race if Team Spider comes in at the end.
Ah, that was a brutal course with multiple crashes.
I loved your backflip, it was a beautiful backflip.
An interesting strategy, to tip over your car
and run into a bunch of player PCs,
just goes to show how strong StarForge truly are.
Very sturdy designs.
Team Crab, taking that to zero.
Well done, maybe we can have an interview
with the quick interview with the contestants.
Quick interview with the contestants,
if you'd like to have a little sit down.
There we are.
Well, I'm not holding.
Got to put the head.
There we go.
You're going to hold the mic clear.
I'm not going to hold the mic for you, no.
Unfortunately not.
Team Crab, Medic, you pulled out that victory.
Can you tell us your strategy going into the first course?
Oh, Jordan was always going to crash immediately.
So I just waited for that to happen.
It was good.
I was very impressed and excellent.
As a long-term team Crab enjoyer,
I was excited to see how deftly you dealt
with those particular obstructions in the course.
Yeah, we just decided to just ram into them and knock them out of the way.
It was a unanimous decision before we started.
We just said we're going through them. It's fine, they're empty, I think.
And Jordan, Commiserations and Team Spider, 2-0.
Thank you. How does that feel?
It feels wonderful.
Just to be short, you do know you've lost, right?
Wait, what?
Oh, yeah.
It's the one that comes first in the race, you see.
We've lost!
Yeah, okay, we maybe should have made the rules a little clearer.
Another one!
Again!
The best 7 out of 11.
It was very fun.
A merge from that race unscathed.
We get the thumbs up!
Yes Sam! I flipped my phone
and I haven't checked it.
Did it unscathed?
I drove straight into a Beans tin
I almost brought it with me.
Can we have a little bit of our Lord PC?
Never leave the Beans moment.
No.
We might very well, can we have one of the cars
so we can show off the amazing engineering
that went into this feat?
They were very good.
I've seen it before.
Very speedy.
Thank you.
Wonderful.
This was Jordan's car, the inferior.
Is that why it's broken?
It's broken.
I didn't break it.
I'm sorry.
It's got a little bracket on the top here
to hold the camera phones there.
And that's how we were to do it around.
Tilting somehow.
I wonder how.
Yeah, we had a little bit of a crash.
I still wonder if the slips should have resulted
longer time out for a pit stop. I peated and also didn't crash and still lost.
Twice. You lost twice in a row. You did crash on the first one.
It was hard. I angled myself badly. Remind me of Wacky Races.
It's really difficult because if you hold it like this for throttle then this is left and this is right.
Yeah it was throwing me a bit. The orientation is a bit odd so I started
holding it like this and just going left and right.
That makes so much sense.
I was angling myself.
This is the one tank matter of RC rally.
I also faced the car, so it was in reverse.
There you go, you can see the camera there.
Wonderful car, even.
Properly jacked together.
It did the job, though.
It was very speedy.
It was sufficient force to really bang against that kind of beam.
Apparently, they were turned down to the minimum,
Reduced the chance of crashing even still Sam was very scared. It was the lowest throttle intensity
We could have had and I didn't go max throttle at any point. It was so scary
Yeah, you should down the road. Yeah with the real car one of each foot
Well, congratulations
Team crab not so much team spider. It seems spider still congratulations on a race poorly run indeed
I crashed into many things. She skipped half the course on the first one.
Yeah, I got to the end of the play of corridors. I managed to not hit any play of PCs. I'm not trying to forget me.
Makes sense, makes sense.
Hello and welcome back. It is time for Skaft Cosplay.
Oh yeah.
It is Jordan and Matic that joined us here. Of course Matic part of Team Crap, which is the winning team of course for this cosplay competition.
And then we also have the inferior team, Team Spider over there.
Well, this is fighting talk, just you wait.
Well, this is Team Crab's entry.
We went for a relatively avant-garde look at modern water walk-up.
If you can see past the junk in the trunk, you also notice the legs that we just started to attach
And the helmet that does make him look slightly like a robot but really fits with
The Queen and Sirac cosplay that we were going for living longer than it will for a couple
He should do it like a death animation
So we you know the boss is of course gonna die for us first. So we get that will first
All right
Wow
Oh, here we are. Oh, this is Team Spider.
Team Spider is just in a chair box.
Um, okay.
I have a little word you guys haven't put up in.
Hold on.
Oh!
That looks like a robot.
More boxes.
Is that the Great Vault?
Yes, it is.
Okay.
Has it got prizes?
I'm just gonna loot it.
Oh, yeah.
Is there prizes?
I love it.
They made prizes.
That was a great world.
Brilliant.
That was a top tier twirl.
That's what they've worked in the wrong way.
Ragnos on that one just beautiful.
And now he's got to squeeze down a very tight corridor.
Oh!
Oh, here we go.
He's out of his way. Can he make it?
How tall is Sam?
Nice angle.
Oh, here we go.
I think we need some space.
Yep.
In you come.
Yeah, come here.
In you come.
Queen Amperac, kid.
All right.
Watch out for all the equipment.
Watch the equipment. We're doing great. Yeah, keep it up.
All right, Queen Anne's right, you can...
Oh my God!
It constructs us!
The race is not over yet.
I was told up your ass for a moment here. Yeah, you're fine.
You're doing great.
It took us two hours to make that thought.
Two hours.
I believe you can sit, Jessie.
Yeah, would you like to loot your great vault life?
All right, do I have to lose it?
Yeah, you have to lose it.
Sam's going to come out for the camera angle.
And we're going to switch to Sam's camera in 3, 2, 1.
There we go.
Open the ball.
What did you get?
I can translate for you if you want.
All right.
My first choice of the week is Jesse's biceps.
No, wait, wait.
Oh, he's got gifts.
The first option is a belt.
Oh, and accidentally it was a two-foot one.
Okay, I'm not that thin.
It's a garter.
Oh, I see what it is. It's a shoulder piece.
Oh, true.
Oh, yeah.
Don't equip, because otherwise it's going to be...
Yeah, you've chosen it, man.
Oh, right. I'm going to win.
Let's put that back in there.
Yeah, we don't want that one.
Got tier peace, maybe.
Okay, this one.
Oh, it's a staff.
Not nice and spouts!
I was going for it, I thought that was a sword, but I guess they can be used into change of
it.
It's a addiction!
I'd better lay around!
Okay, are you only playing Priest?
Let me tell you a story of this, we've got 20 minutes.
Wait, put it back otherwise you've equipped it.
I'll keep it this way.
Okay, do you want to see what was under the other ones?
I want the protection.
Okay, that's crutch worthy.
Yeah, you looted a tree kid!
That's a tree kid!
Oh my god!
Okay, yeah, I'm putting this one back.
Oh my god, it's from the Delfald, which means...
Bad item.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, wait, this loot's way too good for you.
Okay, hold on.
Good bottom right.
How much stuff have you got in there?
What a fully stacked vault.
Oh, there's a shield.
Oh, it's a shield.
That is a very good shield.
Look, you guys are looking much shit, but as the time goes on, full shambles.
I'm not tanking, though, so that's a pass.
You opened your vault in the wrong loot spec.
Oh, despair.
Full despair slot.
Oh god, did we go central?
You haven't done central yet.
Fall mid.
Oh!
Oh, nipples!
Yeah, it's a nail.
It's a path.
What eye level is this?
700.
Oh, it's poor.
Okay, it's low eye level.
We don't want that.
Wrong steps.
I think there's one more left.
We've got bottom left.
I might get fucked.
The rats.
You know we're on the same team.
Honestly, with a bot like this I choose to spare.
I choose to spare.
Okay, that was way more effort than it looks on the catwalk.
Can you sit, Jesse?
How do we choose the winners on the audience?
I think that we have an audience poll on her.
Oh yeah, definitely.
Wait, wait, wait.
You guys have scammed the system.
Because your team crab and you made a spider.
We win either way.
What?
See you later!
Hold on!
Answer Echo or Grave Vault?
I feel like you gerrymandered this whole thing!
Like, you did my strategy!
Yeah, if we can't win proper, because you didn't put real effort in!
Wow!
This is just two and a half hours, Mike!
It's amazing! Look at those guys!
This is 12 trash bags filled with our own breath!
I can't believe I've been going to the gym this whole time!
this whole time and I could have just done distance. Wait, wait, wait. Is it full of balloons?
No, it's full of trash bags. You have inflated them though. That's why it's got the jiggle physics.
Imagine not just filling it with trash.
We should see the classroom. Do you know what is trash? The classroom.
Sweet a picture after this. Oh dominance from what team are we? Oh, no
This is unfair what are you doing you're totally okay, I feel like you got too much
Too much time on camera. Yeah, they got a lot of time
Yeah, that's because more effort results in more time
Actually Alex can you do the saucy?
Yeah, there you are position
informed of the Susage she could come with Queen X.
Hey, calm down, you all right?
You've had enough time.
Oh my god, it's so close.
Oh, it's so close.
Now they finally started to reel.
It's like Brexit all over again.
It's got the right to the frame.
We need to get more butt.
More butt.
Look at this.
We need butt.
Nice.
You're doing great.
We even cut out the top just like on the actual design.
You're so nice.
OK.
Okay, hold take your time it's holding
Subholding yeah bonus time
You got a whole loot table
There's no way that helps your case
way. Okay, that is fine.
The legs as well. These are reinforced, by the way.
I feel very bad for not having a good job.
You did an absolutely amazing job.
Before Alex destroys this, round of applause to the teams, because me and the girl had nothing to do with this at all.
Good job, teams.
And of course, your donations, so game is full of just three words, three devastating words.
Beans and milk.
No, no, don't put that out there. Wait.
Peans? No.
Peans. Not quite peas. Not quite beans.
But something special in-betweens.
Wait, I didn't think about that one!
What about milk?
It's one of the hardest things to say with a straight face in medical school.
I think you have a Q-turn, Joyner.
Oh, she should be there.
Oh!
Goodbye!
Ah, but we saw face too! That's exactly what we wanted to see! Well done!
So Horde bias, they can't even make Jaina one-shot you with her Icy beams, because the Alliance are busy.
On Mary's screen, it's a little bit different next to Queen, Queen and Sirex health bar in the bottom middle.
There are all the spells that are around to come up and then hopeful screen as well above Queen and Sirex health bar.
Switch back to nice move right at the top middle and now back towards the bottom
and on Cushion's screen it's just above the health bar. We're back to Jinji top right is where we're looking to Mini now
Just above where Queen has her ex-health bar
You can see a couple of abilities, but then also on the left and then on Canex's screen. I have no idea where I'm looking right now
Well done, excellent progress Mini off of that first platform
I know you f***ing wanker!
Does it bother you that OK make
Died to a level 6 pig
And probably can't do how a fire set it up?
I've never played hunting before
Why are you outing me Mike?
Got a lot of memes in stock
Tukit memes, necessity memes
Gravanto memes, fellow memes
I thought you would be the bean expert, why?
You're from the land of the beans, Jesus Christ.
Here we go, that's my main signature.
I've injected it to Jesse now.
Weena boys, weena boys.
How much do you like children?
Children.
The good thing is, the good thing is perfective has the vibe check, the correct answer to that was, huh?
In three, two, one, Sunday.
Are you going to feel something tingling on the back of your tongue?
I just feel it everywhere.
I feel that bad.
I am feeling nice.
So here come the trampolines, and here they're going to shut up.
And as you can tell, click your fingers though, bitch.
What?
That wasn't my fault!
What?
I thought we lost some more players here.
No!
Let's try to get over it.
The big air blink nightmare!
Towards them so they have to make sure they flip over.
Four.
One.
Four.
One.
Four.
Wow.
Okay.
This is a scary thing.
That was amazing.
That was so good.
What just happened, by the way?
That was so good!
Well, that was the most extraordinary poll we have seen in...
months!
What do you say, man?
47!
Oh, incredible!
Well, I'm fking new it, man!
Ella Preach, it's me, Durett.
Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven...
Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven...
It's just good fun.
It's hilarious, right?
I got you your first round mount.
An inflatable flamingo mount.
I will wear it with pride.
Nice meme.
Sue is a T-Scribe.
Alright.
Going in half.
You want a sugar in it?
I'm sweet enough, thank you.
Oh yeah.
No fakes, scribe me.
I'm sweet enough.
That's one they're kind of on top of the boss with Robin going down there from that huge hit of the infest
Lovely and controlled to the level up. It was really good. Can you call Mike a clown? Thank you. You are a clown
Thanks for the sound bite appreciate it. Yeah
You are a clown. You all stop saying that
You don't know what you're doing to me right now
I beg you Chris
Time.
We have a 10 dollar donation.
Think very much for that.
We've got a 10 dollar donation in from Fabe, who says,
Genuine for the bottom of our hearts.
We have never seen the boys this well.
Ever!
We know them to really annoy everybody who exists right now.
I can't tell you one food take on snacks that people really hate.
But I go up.
I test...
Jaffa cakes.
They're awful!
If I speak, it's done.
Okay.
The royal combination.
You are.
It makes it infinitely harder on these platforms to do this without the entire raid alive,
but not necessarily impossible.
Dying like that is impossible.
Yeah, that would make it very hard.
Damn.
Why do I find Gorge even just by walking up?
That would make it very hard.
Why do I find gold? You can just go and walk up to it.
Yeah, true. I don't know.
Stupid.
There's Chinese food you can find from anywhere.
I didn't say that.
Please, if you want her, not me. I'm over here.
Remember, I was eating that all the time.
It's about a nine feet that's gonna be my ring.
Yeah, pretty much.
I feel like a blue bubblegum pimp.
What did you just say?
It's very stupid.
Oh, mate, I know, we're moving on.
Yeah, there's a bunch of minigames, like the Pet Battles, PvP.
Feels like that.
PvP's a minigame?
Mm-hmm.
And there we go.
Our essence taken out by the ring, but as you said, a new best for Echo.
Excellent to see you.
So this is a chicken.
This is indeed a chicken.
Oh, this is a chicken.
What's this?
The samples of chicken.
All right, what was the part of the chicken?
Wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing.
Hello?
What is this then?
What was that then?
I don't think they pulled while we were talking.
No, that was Perfecto's character.
They're doing something.
Maybe we weren't supposed to see that.
Who knows?
You saw enough...
Wow!
Yeah, I mean, that is excellent for Echo there.
Getting back into phase three.
This is exactly what we want to see from them.
A full spellbook, full spellbook, full spellbook here.
Lesson 7 seconds! Lesson 6!
Well, we have to end our meditation first.
Okay, you lead the last meditation.
Deep breath in through your mouth for 5 seconds.
One, two, three, four, five.
And out through your nose for 7 seconds.
You are valid, you are wanted, and a big, a small or a medium size Friday.
We'll be right back.
If I'm already going to wait some time to toilet, I might as well just take a shit as well and get it out of the system.
Of course. It will.
No point to call back here later, I might as well take a shit.
How much is there to talk about?
Oh no.
How can there be new conversations just coming up?
Someone's fired.
Oh, someone definitely fired it.
Yeah, that is a push drop.
It was a pro.
Oh, I'm lucky they couldn't quite get them.
Oh, that was a shame.
That was a real shame.
This is such a difficult spot, Leanne.
This is the progression pointer at entirety of Shudderlands.
So how was that from a race to world first perspective
when the game already felt a little bit...
What the...
You remember the scene from Lord of the Rings?
Yes, right when Samron the volcano
forgotten the smell of rain and the feeling of grass.
That's me with freedom and coins.
Oh, mate.
Oh, dear.
Oh, Demires is choking to death, which is definitely an issue if you attack the chokes on his soda.
One request for some help, and he's going back in for seconds, and that's why he's world-first.
He wipes on his own soda and pulls again.
He fears nothing that boy.
He's going again, look at this, he's racking up a poker.
Look at that, it's three pulls.
Well, we have a little death there, but it's no big deal.
We have a battle res for just such moments.
Yeah, and what is life without a bit of death?
Absolutely.
Now, unfortunately with Mini having died, everyone has five stacks of the frothing poison,
but that just means the healers have an opportunity to show why they belong in Echo,
pumping even more healing here, dealing with the five stacks.
It's not a big deal
Is there even a chance?
Of course Junji gets hit by a blade. He's so washed! I hate him!
Everything a little bit going out of control here, but what a good try!
This was such a good try by Ekko and look at the percentage of the boss too.
I mean they're getting lower and lower, but this point is so difficult.
They smell blood.
There's just so much happening.
You're a man, you're screwed. Raider.io even posted about that and he sent it to get you a Spotted Tint to what?
Raider.io! Why? What is happening here?
Because now, Liquid are joining in.
Hi, I play Team Liquid, but I also appreciate that, too. Let's rock and roll the game!
Yes! This is what we need!
Okay, shoot it in!
That's insane, Moonbackseat.
Just walk in the shower and take your shit down the drain while brushing your teeth.
Only one use in it!
How does it affect the poet instead of passing this he is reading poetry or excerpts from a romance novel?
Well, you know, when the first Venom bombs go out that can be their first date as a group and then getting knocked up together.
I can't make no romance novels.
I've got an assignment to suck myself though.
That is Venom, so 4 schnapper reformers.
That's not the one.
Yeah, it's just Narko, where are you going Narko?
I tried to turn her out but then it's like I still make noo!
Look at that mother of hearts!
There's the beat coming too!
I love the beat!
Felicity, they might not be able to do it, Zatsu getting brought up as the boss is getting brought lower and lower
already into a new best pull for Echo both in terms of time and boss percentage.
We have one more infest coming in here, if Mara's can do this then that's insane.
Oh my goodness, the King of Peace!
The King of MDI himself!
Okay, so now we know if I could be solo tagged, how are we gonna incorporate this?
Oh my goodness!
Of course he's going in, he's gonna stun as we're going into the Five Accolades here.
This is gonna be nuts.
Shouts to Marys!
Oh, he's gaming out of his mind!
Oh, look, he just leans back like, yeah sure.
No big deal, just do that on a daily basis.
Oh my goodness.
That's sorry.
A little bit of a joke for you.
Okay.
How did Nisreg know that Hansreg murdered her mother?
How? He's spider doing it.
I've been here for 18 days.
Welcome back, of course. During the break we did see Liquid kill the boss, which means that they
winning this race, they got the race all first, win this time around, and what a performance by Liquid.
I mean huge congratulations. They played so incredibly well this year.
I need to go star as well. Yeah that's my ball.
One of them can be a master.
That would be a master.
Oh no!
Gingy!
He's down!
The despair overflowing from his secret lab titan.
It is that time again.
We need you for heroic splits.
And then not joking.
For Rashanan and Sikran.
So, if you could help Echo achieve their dreams, could you check the LFG for Echo?
I'm getting a feeling.
A funny feeling.
A feathery feeling.
A wide feeling.
But indeed, the man himself, lingering outside the very gates of the Nerubar Palace,
ready to swoop in in his owl form and then go into a slightly different, more combat-oriented owl form.
These we might be getting no idea. I'm so good. There he is
He's ready can't actually feel watching the main screen. It's a string give us away, dude
I think indeed we might be seeing a little bit of cannecks coming in once again no matter how many times we try
There goes the invite in comes cannecks
What will play by Kaneks?
Disengage himself back onto the platform
as the boss is going to be going lower and lower
as our enrage timer ever encroaches further
our echo going to be able to get her down
as far as they need to go
but unfortunately here comes the enrage cast
are they going to be picking up the SS's
or are they going to be accepting their fate?
It looks like that is not going to be the pool they need
but my word it's the pool that they've been wanting
all day, 4%
You can actually make a caption when you measure the penis from the bottom not the top
They shouldn't be allowed to blink
It should just be burned
Namazoo is good. Namazoo is your fault. See this is why Namazoo are the worst. Take it to Julia
We present you to the holy frying pan your days are numbered Namazoo
be gone foul beast we were having a
little bit of a tea time went to the
alex oh anyway thank you don't ask me a
question while I'm choking I just go
back to comms dude it's cut with
completely gone
4.6% they're trying to pick it up to
move them to buy some more time they
did away good 2% left down to 1%
they're jumping over trying to save
The essences are just not good enough.
The pizza buff's so vital, a 4% wipe immediately after it's happening.
And then people are saying,
Lol, fuck you loser.
You're only well second you freak.
And then I cry and go to bed.
Hey, cute, it's 2AM.
Production's gone home, by the way.
We're in charge.
Yeah.
Oh no, it's getting real.
We've turned to BDSM to keep the pools going.
Oh yes!
He's done it.
They're sacrificing themselves,
But it is not going to be enough for Ekko this time with three players left.
Gigi is holding up for dear life to let the gods do some damage, 2.7%.
Oh, yeah, I think it's gone from having a nice job of your time into Delirium.
Well, sure, man, they're gonna start seeing some strange shapes as the hallucinations set in.
It's been a pleasure to be along with them for this ride.
They gave it their all and just 0.98% stands between Ekko and Piggy up that second.
Hello everyone and welcome back. We're coming to the end of our show and we need to do some charity goals. You guys have raised
$40,135 for gains for gamers chat huge amounts of hearts a round of applause for you pat yourself on the back
That is phenomenal and it's part of that we promised that we would appreciate each other was with what I'm sure will be
thoughtful and kind gifts certainly
course. Yeah. Um with with our poor, dear, departed, four-league, medic friend no longer
with us. Um we want to start with his gift, which is right here. And Jordan doesn't have
anyone to give anything to because she gave hers to medic already. So you can award medic's
gift to its recipient. The name's on the other side. Who's it going to? Oh, it's
myself!
I'm sorry, I appreciate the glist because that's everything.
I think medic sent a video along with this gift.
Oh, she is?
But we may have to watch.
Hey guys, I'm really sorry I couldn't be there for the gift exchange, but I just
want to say what a special thing this is that you guys do every year.
I think it's so kind and so generous to find gifts
for our fellow castes and to appreciate them
in the way that we do.
So Jordan, I got you.
I went shopping kind of before I knew you a little bit,
but I'm hoping that the gifts kind of
portray your personality,
also have to give you a little bit of fun.
It's been such an honor to get to work with you all,
and especially with you, Jordan.
You've been such a beacon of light
and a beacon of joy all my time.
Oh, my God!
The mug, I think is saying something
perhaps you wouldn't say out loud and I hope that you find fun with it and then
obviously I've got you a couple of little other things as well I hope you enjoy a
hot job these and I'll see you all soon.
No!
I had no audio I don't know what the hell this happened.
He just yelled at her and said all kinds of terrible things.
I also missed the point of this.
This must be like a really nice light.
That's all celebration.
He doesn't understand at all.
He's making the wholesome out of the way.
Oh.
Let's have a look.
I got some...
Oh, I got an espresso martini.
Oh.
You're all going to regret that when I have caffeine.
I see what he's done here.
He's loaded me up with sugar and caffeine
so that I can run around
and you can all regret it.
And he left.
Oh, I got some hot chocci as well.
Well, no, why is he still in this job? Yeah, I love how he's so low energy
But while he's left oh wait, hold on
Oh
These are my second favorite animal
What fish is my favorite animal
My my personal favorite animals mammals
Shut up.
Oh and then I got my, oh my.
I know that!
That's a mug.
That's what everybody says to me.
You're gonna have to hold this sugar round.
Yes.
Oh that's such a wonderful, wholesome present.
This is gonna really tits up now because the rest is not like this.
No, no, no.
None of this is supposed to go at all.
You might be worth mentioning what you got for, uh, medic, because of course, yeah, that
was on a earlier part of the broadcast on his very last day of what was it last Friday
also before he left.
So, uh, yeah, I had medic and I got him a giant inflatable pink princess flamingo.
It was a wow mount.
Yeah.
So it was his first wow mount because he hadn't, well, he's played a little bit well,
but this was his first time properly, you know, playing and paying attention.
So yeah, I got him his first wow mount.
Aw, wonderful.
Thank you, Medic.
I think we need to divest Mike of his belly, that he's unaccountably grown recently.
Everyone commenting about how much weight you lost, how great you look, you're coming here at the tummy.
Yes, it's a little dip.
What is that?
It's a robust protrusion, I call it Tommy Tumor.
Oh no, not my Tumor.
Not again, Mike.
After.
I have a gift for Jesse.
Oh.
Oh, I don't think I'm the one to knock you up.
I mean, you said it wouldn't get me pregnant.
But Jesse, I'm becoming concerned.
You're spending more and more time in our beautiful European lands.
It's true.
Traversing the world.
And I never want you to forget your home.
So I made you something.
OK, I have made you.
Gigacris, cow, car, man.
Oh, wow.
That's right.
He's Giga Christ, Cow-Corn Man. This is hand-stitched.
He is...
The first thing Jesse ever told me about his homelands of Missouri is it contains...
Cow's corn and Christ.
Cow! Corn!
Christ!
Respect Giga Cow-Corn!
This is something stitched together from brightness of the creature.
This is for you, Jesse, to always remember home as you're off to see your lovely...
I'll treasure it.
Thank you so much.
It's so cute.
It's righteous and wholesome.
Indeed. And nothing is better for you than corn syrup.
That's so thoughtful.
I'm so tired of this.
It's about to go way down the drain.
We're just going to chain this along.
I'm next. I brought you, Nugura, this.
A trash bag.
It's a two-part gift. First, the trash bag.
Yes, you're welcome.
So I had to go to the fitness store to buy 200 euros of the protein powder to get me through this month
And because I spent so much in the store. They're like, you want something for free and I didn't so since this cost
Me nothing and I don't find it a value at all. It makes the perfect gift
So that brings me to part two of my gift,
which is in my hands right now.
As you guys know, I brought a stack of silver dollars
with me to pay for my train ride back home, back in America.
And each time, RuneService cleaned my room, they took one.
So far as I know, to the best of my knowledge,
this is the last American silver dollar in the country,
perhaps in all of Europe.
You took that traffic?
Oh, a traffic?
You're silver dollars.
Silver dollars is to their location right now.
This might be the last one.
Knowing how much you like winning,
I have poured my heart and soul into turning this
into the winningest silver dollar on the planet.
Try flipping it and see what sets.
Y'all done?
I don't know how to flip back.
I'm just gonna throw in here.
What does it say?
You lose.
Oh, that's one side.
But you lose.
You lose.
I lose, yeah.
The other side.
I guess I just, I win.
Yeah!
No matter how you flip it,
You always win.
That is so good.
It's a merkin card.
It is a merkin card.
Merkin card.
Also, this is the second time I've participated in this and both times I've got the American
currency.
Last year, I got $20 my draft bills and then he took it back and I can keep this one though.
If I still had the other silver dollars that would let me buy my training at home,
I would want that back too.
But I don't.
So you can have it forever.
Thank you very much, Jesse.
I appreciate it.
Maybe we can have a protein pudding together.
Literally a freebie and a dollar.
I love it.
Why in the hell is protein pudding?
We'll find out.
Maybe some friendly fire.
Alright.
Oh no.
So, Alex.
Hello.
Unfortunately I have a confession to make.
I've completely forgotten about this gift thing, but I have realized that he likes chalky bars.
Oh.
So...
Oh!
That's so thoughtful!
She went all the way downstairs to take it off the table.
Other chocolate bars are available, but I do like a Mars.
Thanks!
I was legit on the flip back!
I know I have somewhere to put the wrapper, Mike!
Legit, if that was all of it, I wasn't even going to be mad!
I wanted back now!
Okay, let's have a little look, see here.
There's a bow made out of the... this is wonderful.
someone I'd like to see here then gonna open it up oh how exciting right right funny story oh oh
yes okay do tell this is this is are we wonder where this was check this out it's a wonderful shirt
here this is alex fat boss Ross and on the back I drink hot chocky and pretend to know things
And it's me! We found this and I was trying to work out who was you!
Who thought she was going mad? They were like, who sent this?
That is fantastic.
Fantastic!
Yeah, so I have a friend who's a graphic designer who made this beforehand.
That is so good.
I've made him send it here to the facility because otherwise he wouldn't have arrived in time.
And then I forgot to tell Sam what it is.
I told him that I'm sending something, I didn't tell him what it is and then when I got here
I was like, so Sam did it arrive and he's like, oh no.
Yeah.
Oh no.
It's just in the classroom, they found it and wondered where it's from.
Yeah, I was like, who the hell sent that in?
At some point, Alex walks up to me and like shows me the shirt and he's like, you blocked
so well.
You know that, send it and I was like, oh no, what is this?
Are you like so well?
I had no idea.
Oh, that is hilarious. Thank you so much.
I'm gonna wear this on the next segment, for sure.
What a shirt. What a wonderful shirt.
Which, Mike?
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no. No.
I need to get up for my gift.
Oh, no. You said it rots.
It does rot.
Oh.
Everyone got something really nice.
Protein pudding, a bit back.
I don't think I can have some hot chocolate.
Oh, thanks.
I don't like chocolate.
You're not happy.
You're not like anything nice.
Oh, what? I even saw you go and buy this.
What did you do with it?
Do we need to make some space?
No, no, no. As long as Mike's really careful with the tray.
Actually, yeah, so I know how much you like bin bags.
So I got you one of them on a tray.
Here you are, mate. It's probably best it goes on your lap, not mine.
OK, so feel free to have a little look inside.
Oh, I get to open it.
You get to open it.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It needs to stay upright.
out right? Why does your gift have rules? You'll find out. Oh, no it's not! No tilting
Mike. Wait, have you excavated the melon? Alex, have you been digging in my melon again?
I told you to stay out of my melon. The melon isn't the gift, it's what's within.
Why are you dropping a melon?
Because it rots, Mike.
Feel free.
What kind of gift requires a melon wrapping?
Is this a lump dick thing?
It's a good angle in there.
I just know how healthy you're being recently.
I thought you'd like some melon.
Oh yeah, I love a cellotape.
Be incredibly careful as you open this.
What is that?
It's volatile.
But just don't tip it.
I feel like everyone else could take their gift home, Al.
Well, hopefully the memories will certainly go back with you.
OK, for the final melon tape is to be revealed.
I'll hold it in place.
It looks like a bloodbath, Al.
Open it up.
Is this a seven head?
Open it up and reveal it to the camera.
Hopefully we can get it a little bit.
Half a little tilt.
I got you your favorite item.
I got it.
Why?
I got your...
What?
So...
It's a ballon full of beans, Alex!
You're giving me a ballon full of beans!
Mike...
The gift's in there!
No! No!
The gift's...
The gift's in the mouth!
Can you get it for me?
No, you've got to find it, mate!
I have a full faith!
You wish to punch my hand into the beans!
Please, sir.
Please put your hands into...
Why don't you get the...
Yeah, look at it! You're a swoper!
I'm happy with my protein planks.
Okay, I have not gained beads use all over me.
That's why I've got the tray.
It's fine.
Don't pour it out.
Why am I the responsible one here?
He filled the barrel with beads.
It's full of beads.
Come on, mate.
Just shove it in there.
It's full of kids in the charity.
Oh, yeah.
I put it right at the bottom.
Oh, it's oozing.
It's oozing.
I put it right at the bottom.
Oh, it's oozing!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, no.
I can't, I can't!
It's OK, mate.
It's not.
We can do this together.
It's really bad.
OK, take your hand out.
Take your hand out.
You'll be able to see it.
It's actually along the wall.
There it is.
It's right there along the wall.
There you go, mate.
Just in there.
You didn't have it for me.
I'm busy right now.
I think you can use that bean cover down to get the,
there it is.
It's just, OK, it's just there.
Just do your best to take it out.
gift so I know you'd love it so much. I've got beach jeans. It's a picture of Alex.
You're welcome Mike. It's a picture of me. It's beautiful.
You know for creativity you win. Can you understand?
You're that kid of school who's like he's got problems but he's got like an artistic
Well, I think we should probably take a small break as we're going to quickly clean ourselves
up before we come for a roundup.
So we'll be back momentarily.
Don't go anywhere.
Mike needs to clean his hand.
The race to World First is back.
Echo is going to be challenging the Rubar Palace, killing all those spiders and we
are at the SK Magenta facility here in Cologne and I'm going to take you on a little
behind the scenes tour.
My name is Preach.
This is brought to you with El Gato and we have so many cool things here in
this wonderful facility they've been provided for. First stop, I'm going to show you where
we hang out. This is our wonderful castor setup where they can stream, play games, do
whatever they want to do over here in this area where Elgato has provided us with Neo
Streamdex and Wave Neo. So we have our Google Cool microphones, we can control our streams,
we can still reach our audience and do those things in comfort for some nice couches
and stuff. But in between that of course, the Raiders and us need ourselves some snackies.
So what they've done is give us a nice little kitchen, not the main one, hold on for that
because it gets real special soon where we can dip in some bananas and some chocky bars
and some nuts and some drinks, all available for everybody there.
Really good.
And now, this is where you're going to be seeing the players over here.
They're currently trying things out that we're not allowed to show on screen so you
have to be a little careful.
But once again, El Gato has given them Wave DX microphones, that's what they're
all using, they're really low profile microphone arms.
So if you have an issue getting your mic arm right in your face, you can use one of those
El Gato wonderful arms to get it out of the way and make it work.
Before we get to the big control area though, where there's some really fancy things to
show you, I want to go downstairs because you're going to see something pretty special
there.
We're currently in the lobby at SK, the Jensen facility alright, but watch this, this
is so cool.
Follow me, follow me, behold the greatness.
That's what you want to see the big face of all these raiders doing and this is
where a lot of the pro teams that also train at the facility hang out and have been watching
the race and getting involved with things, including people just passing by. But you
can see behind me, this is the best bit. Okay, Echo has been notorious for not the best food
when we've been at the races, but that has all changed. Three private chefs are working
at providing breakfast, lunch and dinner freshly baked bread. Everything is here in the morning
and you can see the work and I wish you guys could smell what's going on. So the
The raiders are going to be eating good, but more importantly is physical health.
The guys have sat down for such a long time that they've actually now added a gym.
There's a gym for the guys to actually work out.
I was here at 7am this morning.
This place was rammed with certain raiders, not everybody, but casters as well who were
all working out here.
They've got table tennis, they've got massage chairs around the corners, all these
things to keep the guys moving, doing something because they have sat down the
whole time but I know that's not the bit you super want to see let's go look at
the really fun stuff upstairs where the players are. Now it's time to bring you
inside the brains of the whole operation. Every single time we do this
there's a new piece of technology that's added for Echo's production team to
make the show even better. As you can see here as we look over at Mitch's
desk, multiple stream decks. We actually use a combo of them here we
use the stream deck pluses and the stream deck excels and through here
they can route absolutely everything to control the whole production
everything you see. But this time there's been a little addition. Algato has also come out with a
USB dock which actually slides into the back of the stream deck allowing the guys to plug everything
in at the back end and makes up so much tidier. Despite everything you see here this is a well
oiled machine but come with me I want to show you something special. This is what you actually
see while it's controlled from there what we actually see goes on in this room here.
This is the castor room. The first thing you can see of course is this wonderful
analysis desk. This is where we're going to be during our mythic and much more complex fights
is managing all the information we can give to you that's very technical and very informative,
but it's our job and the job of the guys on the couch right now is to deliver that information
in a way that's completely understandable. As you can see these guys also use these big
stream deck pluses along with their savory snacks and blankets to deliver that information
for you using those knobs to coordinate things get everything done and they can talk back
to production they can manage their own volumes and they could put on a good show for you hopefully.
Well at some point when I get on the couch. Now there's one little thing I want to show you okay
there's one thing I want to show you which is the actual brains of Echo itself.
Now I can't show you much because they're doing some sneaky things right now but you can kind of
look over my shoulder and behind me what you're going to see is Potter, Stripe and Roger.
These are the guys that are organising everything planning strategies working with a lot of
teams behind the scenes, obviously using the El Gato Waybex
to coordinate every POV because they need to quickly switch
between which player they're watching and get everything started
and there's no easier way to do it. This is how we even produce
this show. We use all this technology in an amazing way
and what we're hoping to do is utilize it to make things simple, make things
easy and of course El Gato is always a big part of that.
For me, I'm going to take my place here at the analysis desk to help the
guys out and for the rest of you, you're going to be able to watch
these guys and myself over the course of the race. So enjoy and let's go to our casting desk.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, welcome, welcome to the race to world first. I am Alex from
Fappos TV. Enjoying me. It's the amazing Menek. How's it going? Yeah, it's good. I'm very nervous.
I'm going to be honest. I think it's the most nervous I've been in years. If you wanted,
you could have really liked the spiders and you know, built up sort of a comradery with them
over the last few days.
They would have held you in high renown, you know.
Yeah, if you did that, can we switch to Jinju's point of view?
He has a special cutscene playing right now, as you can see.
Yep.
That's what happens if you really get close to the spider.
No.
You could...
Don't do that.
Why am I so realistic?
Oh.
It's almost over.
She speaks like that now.
Your ambition was rare, you know.
It's almost over she speaks on that now
Your ambition was rare, you know
Yet despite even betraying your own mother here you are
Many people are watching
Passes being improved by what everybody wants. How are we perfectly behind each foot?
You got you look so excited when the feet get sniffed. I'm glad that they can't make their way over to why am I max for analysis
destiny oh no they are between the
dollars
one was sick go minute one more you can
do it what is he clicking what oh no
one nine percent what's that I just
witness
that's right it's not taking a lot of
that pop saying message why he took no
damage on this big hit and then he
goes down and he clicks that strike i
knew it i knew it i knew he was
Just click and go through it.
Oh no.
Oh mate.
Oh.
Oh no.
Oh the shame.
Describe it to us.
It's a playa or something.
You know, a playa is a clan.
It's a good, well, it's quite a legend going on.
I guess we're gonna have some fun.
It's about one.
It's attached this.
Do we?
No.
There.
Oh man.
May the Lord have mercy.
This is the strangest bit I've ever done.
This is taped!
Uh, very recently on.
Wolf, wake up!
There we go.
I can't.
I need that one!
What?
I'm burning!
In exchange for item level.
How much of your soul would you give for a Trinket Drop?
There we have Jordan ready to go delving
for Roger's treasure trove.
Jump run!
Pee pee poo poo.
Yep.
Oh no, not the forehead!
Wait, what is that?
Pretty sure they're Greg's sausage rolls.
Oh no!
Look at the plane!
Thank you!
We don't like shoes on the couch.
How bad is crumbs on the couch?
Hmm?
Oh.
I think you'll join these bikes
and I'll look at the...
at a boat there.
As you can see, this is the Nova, you can see it coming out here, they're going across the room, over in that direction, oh no, this is going to start getting recursive, didn't think this one through, it's going to keep getting deeper and deeper because I'm on the stream and I'm showing the stream, oh no, look, oh no!
Dodge that big AOE, the portal, currently sitting on Shoe Pear, what a great name, good old Shoe Pear, ring coming in, one second time, portal's down, dodge the orb, it's a void, a void, a void's a good one, we should use that one later, one.
And usually a co-caster coming at this point, but I think I'm just gonna keep practicing because soon we'll have mythic
Next week will be mythic Jordan and then we've got to get even hyper 2% of that's right. They're gonna kill her
It's a world first cast of a hero. He killed
He means
That leaves us ready to put a puzzle together blindfolded. We're gonna speed run this
I feel that you've had the time to think about how you would communicate this. I have no
Haven't done that and I have the blindfolds. I want the blindfold
Let's rock paper scissors for the blindfold. Okay, right on three right one two three. I didn't you didn't I had that
This is why I think we're gonna struggle with a six-plus puzzle
Four plus mental level I said
Why we communicated it beforehand and we're about to try to communicate
Yeah
One two three all right I get the blindfold you know the blindfold all right then so we're gonna set this up
Okay, I'm not gonna provide you with any sort of piece or are you just
You can't touch it. I'll pick up pieces and you'll tell me where to put them and through my
Large amount of manual dexterity and intuitive name, you know understanding of special relationships
We'll magic our way to that cake. So we've got to come up with a goal because I don't think we're gonna be able to do this
Hope we're gonna be here for like an hour
Yeah, I'm not sure if we're gonna be able to make the entire thing work together
I can barely do rock, paper, scissors let alone command some sort of
Okay, hold on they go there's the headset. I'm also there we go. You got this feeling happy. Okay, do you get the headset on?
Oh, I want this in my life. This is amazing
Blindfolder casting
You know what sometimes I feel like I might as well be blindfolded. Do you want to guess what they're doing right now?
I believe that they're about to start mythic
I the Oracle has
Look at that pulling the first boss. All right. No, unfortunately, it's more dolls, but okay, but the box is here
You fill the box. Yep. Okay. So all right
We're gonna I need to have the picture because actually so holding let me get let me get the bottom of the box up
So this is once again chat window. We're making him. This is what we're making. We're making a lovely dinosaur picture provided
Of course, to us by the wonderful medic. Okay, I'm going to take some pieces. Okay, so let's see what this piece is all
Oh, mate. Yeah, they're nothing good yet. Okay, I think I'm putting I think I can kind of tactile
Okay, hold on that one on the left that you just placed down
There we go to the tip of your fingers. We're going to be using that soon for the very top left
Okay, so the flat part needs to be to the north of the photo overall. There we go. Good perfect
Okay, we're gonna continue on we're gonna try and build up that corner ideally
We've got the peak of the tour and we're looking for some edges.
Yes, edges. Always edges.
I have an edge.
You do have an edge.
That edge is going to go roughly in the top right.
That's going to be some volcano smoke eventually.
That's good.
Yeah, it's not so bad.
Not too much further than that because otherwise you're going to start lacing stuff off the side here.
Made the Lord have mercy upon the soul.
Um, that isn't, yeah, that's nothing.
I have an edge.
You do, oh, you have a corner.
That corner is bottom left.
Okay, bottom left.
That's good. That's no further than that. You don't have to put things off the edge. You have a little bit of a leaf there
Mike Lord, this is gonna be this is gonna take a little bit. I have full faith
And you can put that in with the other piece it's oriented correctly as well. Oh my god first connection here
Here we go through some sort of magic. We've managed to make oh
That's it achieve a dollar. We go around
That is an achievement already.
Clap a clap a clap.
I wasn't sure that was gonna be...
Don't laugh.
That's not a clap.
That's not applause.
Okay.
I'm being mocked.
Um, so...
Production is telling us to do all sorts of nonsense.
We'll put a few more pieces together for sure.
This is the really promised chat.
We've got an edge.
Okay.
Let's see it.
Do we want that edge?
I think that edge goes below the current...
Yes.
So it's going to...
It's gonna fit.
You've done really good here. It's going below that. We're going to be able to miss a little bit.
Listen, we only have a hundred pieces in this, right?
And we're already three in. By my math, that's just shy of five percent.
That is technically not wrong.
That is true, and yet still on par with someone who says yes on three and then goes on four.
Screw you. That's also going to the edge.
That is going to the north of the bottom left piece.
Is it going in?
Yeah, it's I think yeah. Yeah, I think oh we're making such good. We now we're at 5% we're now at 5%
Look at okay. We're making progress building here
You just got to keep my spider senses are climbing. I can't you know a lot of middle pieces right now
That's okay. We'll be there. We wanted to work in from the edge. I feel like yep
Although if you see something that like fits into that corner, I'm doing my best to be a
Yeah, you're you're rummaging around a high speed. Yeah, I'm getting more and more fluent looking for edges
You are there is a couple of edges like I found an edge
Making that noise because of the wet edge
Are you need you to turn that around so I can see it? I think that's the wrong way around. Yeah, that was
That is what is that? Oh, that's like bottom middle. That's that's that's a long way away
That's that I think that might be unachievable
overall
Making a way through this over surely
We
In these juncture, the players stop doing Delve's eye as the adverbant caster will let you know that you're missing out on action in the normal raid and we will immediately say production is over in the normal raid and we'll start casting real content for you.
We have an edge.
We are.
But we're going to continue our edging.
I think that is, that's going to be like mid-left.
Like it's on the edge, but mid-left.
So we're going to keep that roughly there for now.
We're doing really good along the left edge.
If we can edge all the way on the left,
then that would be an achievement for our noting.
So it's always worth edging the left.
Let's stop, I've got a pie.
Keep going.
I love edging.
Just go.
Here I have a corner.
A corner?
You don't even have to tell me.
Hold on, hold on.
I feel into the future.
I feel that this is the top right corner.
Damn dude, pop right, but I liked it.
I like the conviction bottom what that's bottom left. This is bottom right. You wanted bottom right. That's bottom right
That was one of the options. Okay. I had a 50-50 there. It was what it was. Yes, okay
We're gonna continue on the left side. See if we can you say that like I can pull left side on purpose
You just did that is
Between the it's it's it's south from the top left connecting in it is connecting the two pieces of the left-hand side together
It's is it really yes, it is so there's only six pieces per side
No, no, no, it's in it's gonna connect because you have that mid-left piece. I think hold on
Can you can you place that down for a second? I don't think this fits so I've made a grave mistake. Oh, no
You're the one who can see
That is on the right side mid-right the one that you said was on the left is actually on the right. That's that's mid-right
Yeah, okay. I'm sorry. I got like to yes, you did also
It's what's the middle of the you've got like one little piece in the middle of the left-hand side right now
Can you try and find that so like okay now go to the to your right towards the middle of the of the table that piece
Needs to go on the left-hand side. That's an edged left piece very good
Is it is it part of the other edges?
Is it it's gonna make the same thing, but it's in its own little category right now
So we have this edge with the corner. Yeah, there you go
And then this edge with the corner and because the idea is that with this edge
It's going from the top to the bottom. All right, I'm gonna
I'm like...
Topping and bottoming while we go through these edges!
You're getting it, dude!
I really want to help!
And I'll go get a shout at that.
That is, that's some like top stuff.
That's full pain, yeah.
That's fully irrelevant to this juncture.
We're just in full left.
If we can make the left edge,
I will consider this to be a success.
You're still interested?
They are!
Oh, I've run out of edge pieces.
No, trust me Jesse, you just got to take the time when it comes to the edging side of things.
That's what edging is all about, taking your time.
That is top bright-ish, the bin edge.
We can worry about that later.
What is this?
That's just a bit of plastic.
What am I just talking about?
After we just have plastic in the back?
Oh no, that's new nightmare unlocked.
like I just feel like Sam is just putting things in the box for me to put my hands on it though.
Oh they wouldn't do that, that'll be cruel.
I have an edge.
You do have an edge.
That is right side.
That's a right side edge.
It also has a little bit of a face on it.
That's really nice.
That one didn't even make sense.
That edge has a face on it?
Sure.
Okay so we're gonna keep going.
Oh here we go.
It's a big edge.
That is a big edge piece.
Big edge piece. I think that might be a left side edge piece.
Oh, let's go. Left side being connected soon.
You got to give me one more minute.
Yeah, so I think that is towards the top.
Is it connecting with either of the three segments?
It's not connecting anything yet.
It's between the middle and the top part.
So it's going to be top more piece there, yeah.
And then we have this one somewhere,
and then we have this one somewhere,
and then we have bottom corner.
Yes, there we go.
So we're looking for like two more left pieces.
Okay, we're making progress.
What's this?
What?
What the box is that?
What if I didn't the pieces Jesse? Why is there something else to describe it to us?
It's a
Player is there something I'm not players, but it's a clamp. That's well
That's quite a lot of engine going on. I guess we're gonna have some camps about
May the Lord have mercy this is the strangest
This bit I haven't done.
What is this?
Tape?
Look at me.
Is someone putting this on?
This is going.
This is going in directions that I did not expect to go this morning.
Well, it just get worse.
I just just...
What is that?
This is a shoe.
It is a shoe.
I have no idea who's shoe it is.
Is it blue?
That's kind of...
It is a blue shoe.
I mean it might be my shoe.
Oh my lord.
It went very well.
I hope it's blue.
I hope it's mine. I hope they didn't just have me put my hand in someone else's shoe
That's a little bit a little bit too zallotat for me. Oh, this is this is
Let's see if we can get one more
Okay, we're looking for left edges
Yeah, we're looking for left edges. I'm making sure you haven't put any of the left edges already in actually screw
I'm helping okay, okay, but I'm pretty sure haven't you must have oh my lord right
I have unparalleled tactile proficiency. There's no way I've lost an edge piece
You did just put down an edge piece, but it's rather wrong edge. It's fine. Yeah, I knew that I knew that you could tell
We're looking for left edge not
Undefinable, you know air of left you miss for which I'm searching yeah a hundred percent. You know exactly what's going on
so chat what that came with the puzzle actually okay so this is your the other
day we can use it to fix this segment mental thinking this was I didn't even
know this was a thing until I sat down it's like we don't have found an edge
you did find that it's the wrong side oh my god no why did oh no it's not
Hold on. Oh, it's not it's not it's for the bottom. So the bottom right piece there is I've just got it my hand
I play that cheating you put it down. I
It was my mistake. So I fix it bottom left. You're gonna use it to put along the actual bottom line
You're connecting okay, so this is connecting with the bottom left corner. Yes, uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
So that now puts us look at that that puts us at one two three four five six seven eight eight percent
No longer estimating somewhere near 10 chat. That's pretty close to 10% does that count?
Production you need to let us know if we could
If Chats and News we continue they donated their hard earned money for this they knew their money's worth
Are you not enjoying this we?
We could we could always swap it and have us
Oh
Good get we're not allowed to have lunch before the puzzle stuff
Oh, that's all right. That's all right. We're gonna solve this very very soon. Oh, this is a nice edge piece
That is a
That is an edge piece for the other side unfortunately
That's a right side edge piece which we slowly gathering together. We can maybe start putting stuff together
I I don't think we can I think I'm looking at looking at the state of the board, dude
It's it's not outside. Well the thing is is this is this is working like any other game, right?
The further we go without success the more likely success is where we're going
if you say so I think I understood some of those words
It comes the success is becoming concentrated over here the left pieces here somewhere. I think um
No, dude, what not only do the pieces fall on the floor. I'm looking at your remaining pieces none of them are edge pieces
You mean I've missed it somewhere, but this is an edge. You just like um, I don't know that
that's like a top edge okay it's this is this is cooked this is too cooked I
think I think we need to take the executive decision that we might have you
done we might have failed to do a six-plus puzzle this is an edge it is hold
on turn it around hold on hold on hold on hold on yes I think that is he was
from dooming over here bottom right oh does it connect it just connects bottom
right to the side of the corner yeah like yeah oh yeah no no no like that yeah
all right uh-huh there we go progress has been made okay I'm saying we were out
of any chances we made we made some sort of this is such a mess you got to tweet
this out afterwards this is the best that we've made for this this is like the
Last thing has ever come to it right. Let's see. All right. I've run out of edges. I think that's it
I don't know where we are anymore. I'm sorry. I feel like a fact that you failed me. Okay. All right time
Right last last split Jesse came in top to the healing meter left
Didn't elaborate so we need to nerf him by playing blindfolded and having me and preach
All right, I am I am blindfolded. I can't say how did you how would you like this instruction?
I mean do you want some left? Shall we practice? I think left is strafe left, right?
We're not good. Don't turn you away. Oh wait
We did not you gobbling jumps
This is not my keyboard all right now. Thank you for that orientation now. I'm moving left and right
Yes, and now if you could backpedal if please backpedal just a smidge. I keep coming
Hold it for like six seconds. Am I going off the edge of it? No, no, no, you're good
Well, trust me. I do not want you ninja pulling the boss. Oh, I say that
Yeah, we've got me jumped into all grats his crotch
He he wants feeding but not like that
Anchored on the movement keys that won't happen again. All right, this is Jordan's play my mouse on the screen working
Yes, you are moving the cam. You're all good.
Alright, so maybe I could buff, yeah?
Sure.
Yes.
Sure.
Those are good buddies.
And I'm now earth shielding myself, is that good?
You're way ahead of the game.
Yes.
They still aren't your start of pull time.
Oh, okay.
I need a flask.
Okay, open the back.
Okay.
Alright.
So...
Consumable section.
Oh yeah.
Which one's...
Oh, is it the red next to the Jordan doesn't know what the new flasks look like I do
Okay, so is it I was working out if it was the blue
Production leaking the fact
Yeah, I have the haste box. All right, so mouse
left
Little bit more. Okay. I feel like I'm doing a claw machine
You should just say stop. Keep going left until stop, yeah?
Okay, yeah. Stop.
Hold on. The mouse is like tight. We need to at least...
We're just gonna... I know it's gonna move everything.
We need more...
No, no, no. This is good actually. Right, now, straight down.
Okay, hold on. I lost the Q button.
Yeah.
Okay, this must be Tilda. This must be one.
There's a slight concern that we can't move the mouse without you having to rearrange your hands.
That's a little concern. Well, the mattress is really tight. Okay. Now where am I going for the flat? Okay?
So now straight down. Keep going, keep going, keep going. Three hours later.
Oh, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait! That's crazy, right? Pull it up! It's not faster than the furious.
Stop. And now right. It's like a claw machine. Did we do it? No, no, right, right. Oh, I thought you meant right click.
Oh, okay. Now up. Let's stop. Now click. Wait, what is that?
Quick now. There you go. Excellent. Yes, we did it. Good job everyone.
Now, help me to put earth shield on a relevant target.
Oh my god. I have a question. What's earth shield?
Oh, goodness, talking to the mage.
There's actually no point yet, they're not here.
Okay, very good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, relax.
Just wait, it's just terrible at putting groups together,
so he called and demanded your presence, Gief.
Well, they thought maybe I'd have to fill it up.
Nowhere near full.
Well, it's in his name, right?
Just wait.
So is this a, would you consider, Gief,
that what you're about to do is a statement overall
that you would like to pass to community
that Resto Shaman is so easy
that you can literally play Raid Bosses blindfold?
It's true that when you're playing to Tenagresto Shaman, you drop a totem, it chainheels.
You chainheel, it also chainheels.
The chainheels go everywhere.
I don't need to do anything.
Will you be popping Ascendants into chainheel for huge points?
Very often, yes.
Typically, court, you know, stacked up with a bunch of totems.
No reason to pop Ascendants if you don't have totems down to chainheel your chainheels.
Ah, well, that makes no sense.
Well, I need to call for a spirit ink when things get spicy.
I close my bag, yeah?
Yes.
You're all set.
The summons are coming in.
The players are on their way.
Excellent.
We've got swag in they haven't arrived yet though. I see now
I can't cool down of the fifth button on the top row. That is my most important button
It's on a 30 second cooldown. I'll drop it now
Healing rain down. Yes, and then I can move it somewhere else
So you guys need to help me put my healing rain in a useful spot. I might need to put it down
Okay
Well, that looks like a useful spot
Okay
That's us reasons. I haven't pulled boss yet. No, no, you're doing really well
Yeah, but you gotta pre-heal everyone chain heal going off right now. Yeah, okay. All right
I should feel I should tell you your healing rain did not work. Oh, did it not go anywhere?
I know I feel I can't wait to screw it really badly, but is it a bit mean did I put it down somewhere? Nope
On the other day I cut off. You just didn't activate when you pressed it
Are you sure and it still did not I could see you pressing it
I think it's you've got no line of sight on what you're trying to do
Yeah, I think it's because you're hovering over the details.
There you go.
Yay! We did it!
It's going to go off where my mouse is, so I do need you to help me with that.
We need to put my mouse in a relevant spot somewhere on the screen.
Just put it in the middle.
Okay.
We'll put you in the middle.
Where's the middle?
Okay, do you see your character?
No!
Just move your mouse to your character.
Maybe I should have changed these to at-player macros.
That would have been... I mean, just tap the boss.
I don't want to do that and then pull it with healing rain well will it drop at
the feet if you tap the boss no it'll only drop where my mouth is a mouse over
yeah it's an app cursor macro but we could change that okay can you fly
folded yes all right okay hit the escape key I think I did no okay we can't see
mouse wiggly mouse it's not on the screen right now do you have okay on the
other one let's go down until we say stop left until we say stop up a little
smidgey boo click all right we're in okay there is a problem yeah the overlay
from the rest of the first is off of your macros.
Yeah, you're trapped.
I would just press escape.
OK, I'm going to cheat for this part.
Oh, no.
Shackle.
Yeah, I'm cheating for this part.
Did you even make it to the pull?
No.
We made it.
Player.
Well, we almost pulled the boss.
That target.
No, no, no.
Player.
I want to pump me.
I don't want to die.
I thought it was only saving that.
Okay, there's a problem. This is a okay German keyboard
Are you expecting to still stop the healing me is here? Are they no Zazi is that the end?
No, Frago's in no Frago's DPS right now though
Hmm. We have they all Puggeroo healers
Bryson
Athena, I don't recognize Zaitla. Hi, son. Hi, son. Yeah, Sive
It works. I yield the power of myself. Okay, that didn't happen. We're good to go now
Excellent.
That was a dangerous heal.
I really need you to hold the right mouse button and turn your mouse to the left.
No, no, no, no, I want it.
I want a challenge as well here.
And I'm moving?
Yes.
Yeah, you move a bit more to the right.
You move the camera more to the right.
Left, left, left, left, left.
There you go.
Left, left.
And pull it down.
So, move your mouse up.
Up with the mouse.
Perfect.
Yes.
Now we've got good view.
Can I have boss targeting?
Yes.
You're assuming you're going to do DPS.
of course excellent now no no okay first of all we need to earth shield mouse down until
we say okay all left until say halt up stop mirrors click
Yeah!
Maybe riptide?
There it is, and then I would go up and right in equal measure, so up until we say...
Stop, and right a smidge.
Right, you good?
Yeah, we are ready.
Oh, okay, so don't...
Left, stop!
Left?
Okay, right!
Up, up, up, up!
Up, tiny, tiny.
Yeah, press nailed it that was the ready chest now you know where your house is it's pretty censored
I'm right bloodlust now
This is exactly what I didn't want have you got audio all right three
One go okay. Oh no. Yes live a burst in
perfect perfect all right everybody's grouped on you they have pulled the boss
to you so you can start healing now they're taking some of the aoe damage
the webs are coming get ready to run they're not under you how the hell we
need to angle I think to see under his feet yeah all right I hope force
trolling you he's putting you in a poison these mages am I right yeah
defensive I defensive okay now you totally find the rage for how somebody
died but it wasn't your fault you're not you need to hold your right mouse
button and turn it to the right a little bit because you're not that's perfect okay
okay now you've got walk forward a smidge oh they brought you oh oh they
gripped you out rago dragged you out okay so right mouse button down and
certainly camera to the right and what forward all right what falls will we say
yep stop main camera left a bit left a bit more left a bit more what fall
now until we say stop we got this all right more yep stop blasting a little bit
okay tell me if you want me a lot of healing okay no everyone's full HP
we'll just had the big a we soak so do a little bit of a we healing yeah your
I love it when it's on cooldown.
Yeah, that's it.
All right.
Throw some lightning balls in there.
Big damage!
All right, his move is...
Ooh, okay, the boss of his move
we're going into phase two now.
Okay, now this is how he'd help.
We're gonna have to dodge the boss charging across the...
Oh!
Okay, now you can start spam healing from here.
Right, maybe walk forwards a little bit.
Okay, that's fine.
All right, let's see where the adds are spawned in.
All right, charge and save.
Okay, so now we wanna strafe right.
That's it.
and uh...
chain lightning?
yeah, yeah, you press tab?
yeah, yeah, you can chain lightning now
you're not targeting anything
oh, okay, now run forward, forward, forward!
right!
that's it
you're fine
we did good
no, you're totally fine
they keep trying to grip you
uh... they're trying to save me or kill me
that's who's gripping you
it's changing
it's a little bit of both
yeah, it's a little bit of both
Alright, people are taking a light bit of damage, you can put a little bit of a chain peeling.
Alright, tell me to get it to feed. Alright, move your mouse up, oh someone yanks it, damn!
Okay, so walk forwards.
Yeah, walk forwards to the boss now, keep going for a while.
Yeah, keep going, yeah, keep going for a while.
Hold, I'm gonna, you've been rooted, it's fine.
Okay, next phase has started.
People are full health, all the healers are full health.
Not yet, you're still rooted, so keep walking forward.
Hold, you got rooted again. There's a lot of webs, we're not gonna weed you.
No, yeah, I don't know if we couldn't stand through those.
Two seconds to enroute, right, walk forward, keep going, you've got to get across the other side of the platform, keep walking, almost there, right, hold, stop now, all right now you can healing rain, yep, yep, right, tilt your camera slightly to the right now, there you go, you can lava burst now, yeah you were just not slightly in front of him.
Yeah you weren't facing him quite.
Are we big damming?
You are.
Yeah, not big damming.
So we're not going to try and put you in the soaks because they keep gripping you out of it. Yeah
Because I'd have to run at the entire
So people aren't going in the silk. Oh the
Okay, so it's worked. I put healing rain down
You're right in the midst of everybody now. Oh, you can do this now everyone stops. Okay. Okay, then it's worked clearly
Yes. Yeah, yeah, you're actually surprisingly doing well. It's unfortunate rice and I'm fragoer in here
But you're definitely dominating the other plug dealers
Yeah
Little trickle damage nothing special going on. All right. Okay, that's my pedal back pedal a little bit
Little bit. It's not stop stop right there. Okay. We're going at the energy. We're almost doing stage two
Yeah, we're gonna keep you out the dodges now
Charges we're gonna do a really good job. I'm ready. We're nearly there. See you got making it all right stage two incoming
Boss is now borrowing down. Maybe we can do some damage to the ads
Although we got a little bit damaged out last time.
Yeah, they're not spawning yet. He's just doing his knot back.
Yep. Hold.
I think they were hoping to kill it before it happened.
Oh, maybe.
Yeah, he's gone. The charge is great.
Alright, you've got a charge on you. Run forward, run forward, run forward.
Stop.
Okay, you're good.
Yeah, that charge is dodging in. That's fine.
Alright.
Just keep blasting.
Yeah, we need to turn him around for the ads.
Hold right mouse button until camera to the right.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
Keep going, perfect.
Yeah, we need a bit more of a bird's eye view though,
so maybe tilt the camera up a bit, yeah, there we go.
Oh, there they are.
Yeah, the other way.
All right, yeah, now you've got line of sight
on the outside, so you can just check.
Oh, two line of sight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Yeah.
I could healing rain, maybe.
Is he in this garage?
Yeah, he can, it's just a little trickle.
Like Ryson and Frago was yonking
all the healing off you, to be honest.
All right, now we can try and get you back to the boss.
Yes.
He's ready to feed.
Maybe we can feed the boss.
Okay, okay.
Walk forward, just a little, little tiny bit.
Okay. Left.
Uh...
All right. Wait, hold on. I've managed to make here in a little bit of a awkward direction.
Okay, so forward a bit more.
Oh, now it's fine. The boss has been fed.
Right, we're gonna keep running towards the boss. Oh, he's dead.
Right, keep your blindfold on. They're gonna come and change this overlay on your PC.
Okay.
Yeah. Sam's gonna change it, so he's gonna shuffle you.
Okay. Hold.
Yeah, we couldn't see you couldn't see the top left of your screen if your camera is not in the right place
We have no idea. Okay
All right, good. Can we get into the boss? Yeah, all right, I believe okay first of all stop moving
Yeah, sorry Sam's just changing one thing that we're just gonna wait for a second just but the uh, how did I do?
How did I do?
Are you getting into the boss Sam as well?
Yeah, I can't do it
We're gonna have to try and start someone out, which is not gonna work.
Yeah, run me to the boss maybe.
Yeah, because he's gotta click the bat.
Yeah, okay, I'll save you from the bat.
Yeah, he's gotta click the bat.
Pete run in.
We're headed to Bloodbound Horror, yeah?
So you guys have to get me in the downstairs phase and keep me out of the puddles and
avoid the beam.
Yeah.
We did really well.
Yeah, I'm surprised I didn't get hit by a charge.
Thank you guys.
That was good.
You got hit by one.
Yeah, we may have failed you slightly.
I like how you can say anything about it, like personal or health stuff.
No, they got you well. I mean, you're very well protected by your ex-rade of friends right now.
Ah, yes, very good, very good.
Yeah, we were gonna have you into Soak.
Oh, how are we gonna...
Okay, this is actually rough.
How are we gonna get him into the front soles in time?
Just follow the group. I'll be in one group by the other and just stick to it.
Yeah, I'm more...
I know this is fine
We need some terminology for your chief. I'm sorry run it a curve
Scroll the mouse wheel before oh when I was
Changing your transmog on stream Jesse
And that's not funny. Oh, yeah, I actually don't believe you did that. No, I didn't do that
But you I was well as they leaned on your mouth, and I scroll wheeled
I thought I was going to zoom out the camera.
Just like when I put my hand on the keyboard and pushed against the wind and almost pulled the boss earlier.
Nothing happened.
Okay, I don't mean I'm throwing him, but Sam used your Ankh. He died to Trash.
What? I needed that!
I mean, to be fair, I doubt I would have been able to fix the Ankh in Compat anyway.
Okay, yeah. Oh, there this is like...
You got killed again. Alright.
Well, there'll be a red shot later. Finishing Trash.
Alright, alright. Yeah, they're finishing trash. You're gonna be okay. Alright, so this boss we need to make sure that Jesse is in the correct
Group for the downstairs phase. Yeah, just put me in one of the groups and have me follow along and we need to dodge the heroic
Mechanic, which is the beans coming out at the sides of the bosses and going anti-clockwise
So there's a few things that we need to do. There's also a big circle you're gonna have to get me out of and tentacles
Yeah, you got a lot of work to do. Oh, yeah, and ideally I don't run the tentacles through my friends
Oh, yeah, no that would never happen. Of course, especially not over the majors. No
I guess they must have told the raiders that I'm blindfolded if they were rescuing me out of things
Actually, I don't think they did. I think they just assumed that you've lost it in your whole age
That's a fair assumption. Let's be honest. I am in fact 39 years old. All right.
All right, we need to accept the res, Jesse.
What was that sound?
Me too.
We need to accept the res, so move the cursor up.
Okay, now left.
Oh.
What?
Okay, now click down.
No, no, no, no, no, as in, sorry, go up.
My directions are, okay, now click.
Yeah.
Am I alive?
Yes, you're alive.
And now maybe rebuff.
Okay, am I pushing water shield?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, and I should her shield myself I guess and perhaps the tank
Yeah, you know I don't know which group you're gonna be assigned to hold on do they do 135 yes 135 to 4 6
Okay, what's your character name?
Geith Shaman
How could you not figure that out? Okay, I didn't read them all
Alright, so you are group 4. I assume you have your groups vertical
sure yes yes sure why the hell not looking at this setup that makes sense
yeah yeah yeah yeah okay so your group four so do I assume that's going to the
right okay that would be standard play okay turn to the left don't move just
turn to the left yeah pan the camera round
or oh sorry I got distracted you're definitely to do something to get
distracted I'm just spinning in circles chat love spinning it's fine okay so pan
the camera round to the right okay hold we're past now we're now we're looking
at the boss. Excellent. Should I tab and target him? Yeah. Just don't press any button.
Okay. All right. Very good. Oh, cool. What's happening? The silence is disturbing. I had
to run and get changed quickly so I can join you in a fine echo shirt. Oh, yeah. You're
going to pick outfit change. It is a nice jersey. It is. I do like the echo jerseys.
Are these on sale or are these not for the low man? No, they are. Yeah. You
You can order a jersey and you can have your own name added to it
Expression mark merch in the chat
We'll forward forward forward okay stop stop now stop blasting. Yeah, I'm coming
That's that last in on strafe left
Say three more seconds forward of it forward
Right you with the group you're still
right right spot okay forward forward forward we're in the sludge left left
just keep running right do this like a pro this is shambles okay you good
okay yeah this is fine all right we have the beams coming in we're in a good
position now we want to go right that's it okay keep going keep going straight
hard right straight hard right maybe move backwards a little bit stop has
it stop hold healing right here how long do they perfect okay now we need to get
you into the frontal ideally it's gonna be about here let's see if you see that
you'll be able to see that's fine yeah we need to run left left left left
lift go go go keep going keep going fast fast fast I'm hot yeah we did it
alright so maybe pan your camera to the left a little bit left and tab
right right a bit you went too far there you go you get it chain lightning oh
wait we need to run forward oh yeah but they're probably gonna res you they're
marking you did you not warn me about the slicer the beam spawned on you we do
not we can neither confirm or deny whether it was intentional but the beam
literally spawned in your face yeah okay did not only just kill you by the way
oh if I'm not the group I imagine more than one this is an outrageous where's
the red really resin no I think they should person a helper they actually
they actually did wipe on this bus earlier oh really yes in one of the runs
just a low dps run a couple people got clipped by a beam exactly like this and
then they didn't have enough dps to kill the ads downstairs and you get
overwhelmed with ads and the ad shields the boss makes them unkillable.
I've been doing heroic reviews and we were fine up until Overnax, that's a high,
you need some good deeps on that one. True. That boss is quite difficult.
Yeah, if you fall behind on the damage by the last platform, we get every egg, we hit the
Zerk multiple times. Oh yeah, because you did the the heroic crate was I can say, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, we're not clean yet. We'll get there, we'll get there, but it's fun as hell,
But every boss I've seen so far is demolished by a bit of gear.
True.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
How...
Ooh, we've kind of been talking about this lightly between us on the couch.
How do you feel about Mythic?
Because we're just saying, you know, sometimes...
Where's the what?
Yeah, or just sometimes normal and heroic falling quite quickly
has no reason to have any indication of how Mythic will be, but...
The last three could be...
If it was at once, the last three could be hell.
Hell, yeah.
I think you could blindfold off, G.
There's literally nothing happening.
You're just dead on the screen.
Oh, that's so bright when I've been blindfolded.
Yeah.
Blinded.
Exactly where you are stood is where they cast the beam at you.
Yeah, and it was this angle as well.
I didn't quite see the shadowy little indication of where it was falling.
We couldn't have been more into the group, I suppose.
If I'd been stacked with everyone, they couldn't have stacked me.
They were doing it just after the mount.
And we were also...
To be fair, that means it probably wasn't a snipe.
I don't think it was a snipe.
They want to position the beam in such a way
that it minimizes the length of time.
Oh, it went in the same spot this time as well, so yeah, we managed...
See, that means they had the maximum amount of time before the beams come over to these ads.
We somehow managed to put you in exactly the right place for the perfect beam.
Some would say that that was your fault.
No!
Oh!
We've been gifted a question mark box.
This is so ominous!
Okay!
Um...
I...
Well, quick...
Yeah, I'll read it in a second.
I'll quickly finish the story, because otherwise I'm gonna forget.
It's a windmorker monk, I had no haste.
That was the problem. I had like 2% haste and apparently you really need haste on that cost.
Okay, so the box says, a gift inside for Medic, and then it says B-E?
B!
It says Medic B-E, right?
Okay.
Okay, a gift inside for Medic, if he answers these questions 3.
Oh, a gift inside for Medic B, if he answers these questions 3.
So the major issue I had with this, right, is if we have a look at this B-E up here,
This looks like an S set, which is a letter in the German alphabet, in Strasser, Heisser, etc.
So I thought this was Mediksss, but it's not, it's Medic B.
Wow! A gift inside from Medic B, if you answer this question to me, I can't open it until instructed.
That's what you're going to patiently wait.
Yep. No more talking. No more talking, just waiting.
Okay, we're just going to sit in the stair.
Oh, Mitch has told me I can open it now.
Okay, I'll wait for Mitch to oh I have to open three questions. Where are the questions?
Okay, let me put this okay, if I put this here yes, oh my god, it looks so ominous
It does also the gold pen. Yeah, we are very impressive. We have three questions for you. Okay. They're all zealotath related
Oh, no.
Okay. If you can answer them all correctly,
you will be allowed to open the box.
Okay, and if I get one wrong?
No box for you, yeah.
How are you gonna stop me?
Yeah, Sam, I'd like to see you try, mate.
I'm quick on the trigger with opening boxes.
Okay.
Three questions about Xalataph.
Can Jordan help me?
No.
Jordan, if you mute your microphone,
they'll never know.
Six!
Okay, how many times do Xalataph?
I will allow this.
Jordan can help you with facial reactions only.
You can't shake your head or like nod.
No yeses or noes.
Can I get one ask the audience?
No.
You want to trust chat?
I want to trust chat for one question.
That's not bad.
They would never like us.
Yeah, I'll give them two options.
Yeah, we could do a poll.
Okay, cool.
Are these multiple choice questions?
No.
Can they be?
No, please.
Absolutely no.
Please!
It's a good gift in there.
You want this gift.
I mean, I do.
I just want the bomb.
I also have this inexorable urge to be correct about things, and when tests come up I'm really worried.
We'll allow you one poll the audience, with two choices obviously.
And one for an offend?
No.
Reduction must be answered.
Enough stalling, first question.
Okay.
What is the weapon called that Zalatath was contained in?
What?!
It's- you got this.
I believe you.
The weapon in which she was contained.
Is this in the war with it?
No.
Well then how am I meant to know that?
You can use your poll the audience if you like.
Yeah, but I have to give them two options.
Yeah?
It's so doomed.
What was the weapon in which she was contained?
Yeah.
Hmm.
What?
Okay.
You can facial, facial reactions.
Is it a sword of some sort?
Is it a bow?
Is it an amulet?
That's not a weapon.
It's sword?
Okay.
Kind of a sword.
A hammer.
a mace, a longsword, a bigsword, a scythe, it's a weapon, and it's kind of like a sword.
What do you, a staff? Can you picture Zaltath holding a big-ass hammer?
No, but she was contained within this. Yeah, yeah, but...
She also has the weapon. We may have made this too hard.
Yeah, we may have made this too hard. This is impossible! Like, is it the amulet she has around her chest?
It's a dagger. Oh, it's the, it's a, it's a cool dagger.
There you go. Okay. Okay, that's what it's called, it's called a dagger.
No, I mean...
No, the question is imprecise!
It is called a dagger!
That is the type of weapon.
You're not going to get us a polytechnicality.
No, if I say, hey, what's Excalibur, and I say a sword, it's called a sword.
Alright, so let him have that one.
Yeah!
You don't want to know the answer, at least.
Of course I want to know the answer.
The weapon was called Zaltath.
Oh!
Blade of the Black Demmite.
She didn't know that!
I didn't know that!
I thought it was Naifu!
Yeah, Naifu would have been an acceptable answer.
Okay.
Naifu would have been acceptable.
Okay, it's not a knife. It's a dagger.
True.
This one might be hard too, but we'll see.
Please make it easy.
Who freed Zalatath from her prison?
Ooh.
This was in the intro cinematic to this expo.
Okay, yeah.
You would have watched because it played when you started playing the video game.
Yeah, because I'm probably...
Are you a dirty skipper?
I probably was.
I probably watched it once and I forgot.
Unlucky shame.
Okay, the jailer does everything, obviously.
Technically, the jailer is the puppet master, so we could say...
Well, technically we gave you a hint with the answers to the last question.
Oh, I didn't listen to that.
It's called Zalatath the Blade of Something.
Not about the name, about when that weapon existed.
I mean, it existed in the cutscene.
When did it exist?
It was Dragonflight.
I assume it's chronological, the way that wow expansions work?
Yeah.
So post Dragonflight, who have you got?
You've got the baddie dragons, and you've got the goodie dragons.
It's not going to be chromie.
Well, to be fair this dagger didn't really exist in either of those expansions.
Okay, so was it in...is it something from the Twisting Nether?
Oh.
Oh, so someone's in the Twisting Nether.
Who exists in the Twisting Nether?
Okay, so you can't nod and you can't shake your head.
However, could you mouth out the first letter of the person...of the thing, person who freed Salatath?
Am I allowed to?
Let's ask Jordan this. Jordan, do you know the answer?
No.
Okay, so who else is interesting?
I do.
Do I exist?
I do.
I'll give you some more more.
I'll give you more.
I'll give you some more because you're a relatively newer player, right?
Oh, yes.
So, Xalathas lore goes way back to like old gods way back.
Okay.
Void lore is the same.
Yes, that's far back.
So, think about...
Yeah, that's really helped me.
because I don't know who the old gods are either, I know N'zoth makes it like...
Okay, I mean that's a good one!
It's like we go off to U5 and his lore goes way back to...
Yeah, but you could go with that answer if you want.
I could go with N'zoth.
Mm-hmm.
You could pull Chat.
You could like write it on N'zoth.
I've got a nice facial reaction from over here.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go with N'zoth, I want Chat for that third answer.
Okay, that's correct.
N'zoth.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
Let's go!
Winner!
Okay, alright.
The last question, probably the hardest one.
Oh, wow.
Role.
So doomed.
how many toes toe rings three
what was that instant
we gotta check his browser history
like that's some sketch
i'm gonna actually check to see if i might it's either two or three okay i think
hold on i have a picture of it give me a second
hold on hold on i really hope that's right because that's hilarious
yeah this is gonna be good just give me a sec i'm gonna do the thing
Yes it is!
I knew it!
In D3!
There are in D3 there.
Congratulations.
The question was how many toe rings would you lick off the Salatah's toes, right?
Yeah, okay.
Sure.
Okay, so...
I'm sorry, chat.
I couldn't use you for the call.
I did a preamble for the box.
That, of course.
Oh, yes.
So, within this box contained is a gift flown from another country.
From an award-winning establishment.
Please feel free to open your box.
Oh, I'm very excited now.
Let's go.
Is it award-winning cheese?
It's heavy.
Oh, could be cheese.
Do you want to feel it?
It's like...
All right, okay.
It's not that heavy.
All right, here we go.
Can I keep the box?
Wait, what is that?
Pretty sure they're Greg's sausage rolls.
Oh, no!
I can't explain.
Thank you.
Oh, no!
I can't explain.
Oh, no!
Thank you!
Let's go!
Are you also Greg's?
I haven't had Greg's in years.
Do you want to put that next to you?
I want to keep this.
I'm going to eat some Greg's.
You can talk. I'll mute my mic.
I'll mute my mic.
We subbed you with the Greg's.
12 Greg's sausage rice.
This is amazing.
Are you joining us?
afterwards okay cool thank you so much preach thank you everyone I've been told
that if you require ketchup you may ask no I don't like ketchup ketchup on
sausage rolls this is I I mean I will like that later but for now we're going
I'm getting crumb war and wriggling is the year how bad is we don't like shoes
on the couch. How about his crumbs on the couch? I think you're joining Mike and Alex
with an emote there. Emote? Alright, say for it. Tell us what you're experiencing right
now. It looks life changing. It looks life changing. I'm sure everyone has a food like
because sausage rolls from Gregg's are not the best sausage rolls in the world
they're not 100% they're not the fluffiest they're not the tastiest the
sausage meat isn't the most succulent however there is a part of me that just
returns to my childhood when I eat a sausage roll and the pastry that is
stodgy and still moist somehow the meat that tastes like it is being processed
to Timbuktu and back it just 20p it reverts me back to my childhood I'm
actually I might cry I haven't had a Greg sausage roll in probably 15 years oh
and now I have what an amazing gift so many of them oh I'll have to live it the
Greg sausage rolls those questions were flipping out the last like how am I
I'm gonna know that.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment we've all been waiting for.
We've been waiting an entire week for this.
That's right!
Mike gets to see Adele.
And Jidgy's in a dave!
And look at him casting the spells!
So you can see that Spitfire Fuse tender throwing that dynamite out there.
Mike is of course gonna have to sidestep that.
I've always had a hell of a lot of damage that's gonna be coming in.
How do you think he's gonna be dealing with the upcoming lack of breath that's coming
in?
This part of the...
I can't do this.
Welcome to the first two days of Heroic League.
You live in Germany so you keep defending it.
But you tell me a modern country that has everything closed on a Sunday these days.
Outrageous shenanigans to poor.
Ever since I've been here, attitude.
Oh, another neck. Let's fucking go, guys.
Another neck.
I've found a neck as well.
Oh
We got beans on toast
Let's go. Thank you
Thank you
Yeah, it smells so bad
All right, it's the way they squish I know Jesus must pop up and say that definitely doing splits, but
I wait until you don't talk before I realize let me set a case
They're gonna do splits all day tomorrow
You just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it.
It just isn't going to ruin it. She has almost like a combination of Psymox.
Uh-huh. From...
Awwww.
Of course. I guess he's sleeping.
We saw some of the players who did get timed out will put it that way for being a...
They were banned.
They were banished.
They were banned.
for experience there is different levels to banning you okay
now watch the most important question the most pressing question yeah pressing
being the amp word here when is the laundry returning so we have an ETA of
tomorrow 1200 we'll get the regular updates and keep you all up to date
okay is it splits for the laundry are you doing a whole combined you there's
gonna be a spreadsheet that you need to follow yeah I will email it to you
And when it arrives do we get to split the loot between the kill or is it each person gets their own individual?
Yeah, it's gonna have to be personal loot on this one, I think.
Okay, that's a shame, but I was hoping to get one of Cush's shirts, I'll be honest.
I'll read on.
For Charity and a bit of Gamber and some splits on this fine day, I will drink my beanie rim juice.
Beanie?
Gosh, it's...
As he masticates the beans, slowly and sensually.
You got...
Oh, that's a stubby!
be look at you rat did you notice how long it took Mike to touch the feet as
you say it's gonna be the one staying down in the unseeming
left this could go really wrong wait it's getting in oh no don't let the shield
channel it's gonna keep low if you've got point five percent left off the
radius game solo merest air life it's time for you to show off if you are the
That's the best plan!
That was so lucky!
Ah, that's how we start this guys.
That's a wrong thing.
We dodged the web guys. Do not die to the web.
We are getting ready to clean the web soon.
We want to especially clear around the blue area.
Robin, drag the boss for the back part.
Do it.
We don't need it to be destroyed.
Yeah, be good.
and then we have they so coming up we have a vehicle for it
one two one two in here
I'm gonna bring it in
no watch it holy fuck
yeah ready going to
there's a lot of people that went in that were not supposed to go in
I was about to say
I'm very confused
okay we came in the right yeah that's the weapons and then we clean the
weapons guys and then there goes after that we have all remaining people
going in there. I'm not the only one of them. Go in until the shed if you didn't get.
Go far away go far go far go far.
You guys are getting hacked hard.
I'm afraid that one was also very hard
Have been bossed in the middle
Divo, this one is coming
Don't be too close, don't they
Knocked a coming
You spoke to me, Christian said
Don't fight, I thought it was going to deal damage
Yeah, same bro
I mean, this charge would kill us
This charge would kill us
We dodged you
Can someone test that?
I take Skull by the way, you can take out the armor.
And of course remember we wanna focus the big boys.
Arch, come here, we dodge.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
And another one, watch out guys.
We're killing these boys here, then we pick up the bodies, the kevap.
Like we learned in the spot.
A lot of bleeds, a bit tiny, a bit.
I can just get the cleanse from the Wok.
Very jolly.
And make sure to pick up the blue there guys.
Get close to the spider on the floor.
I'll figure out what it is
We need more paper, or we need actually more than 20, so we need to go for another round
Full effort
That's the only way in, don't die
And three more paper
Okay, we're good, go, go, go
One more
It's Tansan, he has
Okay, we're going into this corner here, nothing
Don't figure out the webs
And down is a nice means
And of course doing it on blue
I don't know. I have no idea.
We can hit him right now.
Make a good path for you guys.
Make a nice path for you.
Let's just sprint.
Only group 1 and 2, yeah?
Last time with 3 people extra.
And go far.
I have the initial one.
Yeah, the initials of course.
The Glicks win a little.
Go far.