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I'm using PS1 today. I mean I just did it.
I do think this one runs probably better than the first one, but I don't think this one
right and putter it is canvas well yeah of course it is otherwise I won't be
able to play it obviously otherwise I could not
but yeah I've overclocked their acts the thing is overclocking didn't work
like on Philosopher's Stone it broke the controls it was really weird but
but a chamber of secrets. That
doesn't happen. So, it should
be good. Frank got a little
three. Pop four. Thanks for
nine. The best of the seven.
The best of the 95. You see
Moose? Two years. Thank you.
Reps all these 115. The
thank you I got it off quite well riot to be honest I used to like um like a
makeup remover which worked really well so big 76 yeah this one does not have
getting gulps. That is true. Thank God.
Getting gulps isn't bad unless you want to get the cards. That's why it turns bad.
Alejandro, that's turned it. Getting gulps is getting gone. Oh, I like it.
Oh, I see there. Do you hope everything goes smooth, dude? And congrats.
home that grass maniacs 117 holy shit it's almost 4 p.m. fxl habitics 23 and
inter holidays for oh yeah yes I will not be the schedule I think you can
Christmas is Wednesday here. Wait, what day is it today? Yeah, Wednesday. Yeah, tomorrow.
Yes, there we go.
It's updated.
Oh, shit, forgot to add one bit.
Hey, you!
There we go! Cool!
Um, if it makes like, 100 dude, Dirtle.
Yeah, I use PGXP, I do, I do.
I do.
It's out there. I don't know where he is. He ditched.
It's probably over.
It's probably over in it.
No, no, no.
That did we go. It's 4pm. This is when we launched the game.
Right, Riot. Surely.
Hey, you.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yo, Michael is thank you, dude.
I lean off, thanks, 31.
And thank you, and Andre, but no.
But the chem, the chemist, aren't you supposed to say challenge everything?
Maybe it's because I'm overclocking.
on scuffed we'll see I have overclocking at 150% so we'll see what up the
looks 37 tomorrow that piece one intro hits hard I know right it's a lot of
morbid dude happy early birthday man
English there's something hitting the fan in the PC it's really nice yeah we'll
see if there's any issues with the overclocking
Well, I do not remove memory card, yeah, I want to start a new game though, but is
it just going to throw me in now?
No, good.
Cool.
Hold on.
No need, thanks 15, thank you.
Highly out of vibration, sound options, you can even have surround, Dr. Zipix 75.
I think it might be the third one.
There's one put their game where all run says is it's time to turn in.
I think it might be the third one.
By the next 103 always the second one on PS2
Boys makes the level thank you
Sure shit was there just let me know dude
I intend to bother the X55.
The one where he always wants to go to bed at 2pm in the afternoon.
Yeah, that one.
It is time to turn in.
I am not beckocks.
24th and 25th, I'm gone.
We celebrate Christmas tomorrow here, and then the 25th is my brother's 40th birthday.
native x7 thank you and tlvx66 thank you
I don't know Zeltis
I'm waiting for shit wizard to come back from his coffee making
No, he's not back.
There's no way he's back.
We didn't hit that one, except...
that I can remember the tub one yes but not with my brother in the books why
were Harry's parents so gigaritch I forgot I actually don't know I don't
know they bought Ram yeah maybe some investment or something who knows
Okay shit wizard is still it doesn't take this long to make coffee unless he's using
well maybe he's using like an old old like coffee drip drop thing then it can actually
take a while.
There's a really cool pre movies merchandise for everybody I can look it up and find
pictures of it.
I did not know I really like the covers of the books though. They're very cool
Okay, so thanks 46. Is he growing his coffee beans? Yeah, this one maybe
Let's see if I can change some audio driver for this in the meanwhile, but when I fix this I'm starting
What is new? Okay
Oh SDL. If you try SDL, maybe that stops happening then.
What up, Zero-Biss? I don't know who that is.
I'm starting. I'm starting now. Sorry, shit wizard. You're taking too long, man.
Ganjike happy holidays thanks to 110. I'm good to prima-tired.
But it all good. I really like playing these games at this time of year.
So cozy.
Start the video game.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Yes, do I get to choose which save file or will this just start me because I chose the
first one that had 1% I think I'm I get to choose now do you want to override the game
yes hey you he's here oh we're right on time here we go chamber of secrets PS1
Harry Potter's first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was very eventful indeed.
Along with his friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, Harry had managed to defeat Lord Voldemort, the greatest Dark Sorcerer of all time.
But now Harry was back at number four, Privit Drive.
He was often locked in his room, and even though he was a wizard,
he couldn't escape because he wasn't allowed to use magic.
Then one evening towards the end of the summer holidays,
a house elf named Dobby appeared.
Camelothix45.
Is there supposed to be music here?
I don't know.
Harry Potter returned to Hogwarts.
I actually don't remember.
Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts.
If Harry Potter goes back,
He will be in mortal danger.
There is a plot Harry Potter.
A plot to make most terrible things happen.
Dobby disappeared and shortly after, Ron Weasley and his brothers Fred and George
arrived in a flying Ford Anglia to rescue Harry from his prison.
Harry told them all about Dobby's warning.
Very fishy.
I reckon all Dobby was sent to someone's idea of a joke.
Can you think of anyone at school with a grudge against you?
Draco Malfoy.
Sal, you've been made a big history!
Thank you.
Touchdown!
What?
Someone's-
Ron's mother, Molly Weasley, marched across the yard and came to a halt in front of
them.
She didn't look pleased.
Beds empty, no note, car gone, out of my mind with worry.
It seemed to go on for hours, and Mrs. Weasley had shouted herself hoarse before she turned
to Harry.
Very pleased to see you, Harry, dear.
Ronald Weasley!
I thought I asked you to stop that fool from making such a racket.
He's still dropping pipes over the attic floor.
It's driving me mad.
Come on, Harry.
Let's go.
Yeah.
And they did.
Sick.
Hey, you.
Ryre, I think, 76, and Hadoan, I think, is 43.
And they did.
Someone said, Harry should have just ignored the rules and cast him here on his family.
The thing is, the Ministry of Wizards or whatever, they will know whenever someone
under 17 cast a spell in the real world or in the model world they know
immediately because they have a track home it's not much I think it's
brilliant thanks Harry we call it the burrow come on Harry if the girl is not
the attic door again we've got another way in
I see Dan has placed some crates in the garden. Why don't we use them to climb up onto the
roof and then into the open attic window? Seeing you've been stuck at the dirts list
for so long, you can practice your knockback jinx on the crates. Remember, you need to
press the X button to cast.
Okay.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
It's driving me
Listen, I gotta find the car
Mom's really not happy and I think we should avoid her
Let's climb up onto the roof and jump in through the attic window
Watch me and then follow to climb onto a crate walk up to it and use the up directional buttons
Damn look at wrong go
Okay, your turn Harry. Push into the small crate to climb up to the top and then run over
the gap to auto jump. Auto jump? Listen, I'm trying to find the cards man, alright. Can
Did I just cheat by jumping up here?
Hey, you!
No?
Okay, no cards here.
BanjiQ, thanks for the 11, and Analios, thanks for the 7, and Gloop, thanks for the 52.
Or is it this game that counts loading screens as percentage clear or some shit like that?
Right, we need to calm down the dude. He's banging and dropping pipes and he's driving my mad. Use your directional buttons to move the chest.
Try and catch 60 pipes before they land on the floor and make a terrible racket.
Right, hey, let's get to it.
She was a thank you dude. Thank you.
Ah, the pipe noise.
I have no memory of this.
Nice work, Harry. That'll shut him up for a while. Thanks for helping with the ghoul.
Ah, that's much quieter. Now I need you boys to de-node the garden for me. Go find Mr Weasley.
He's by the shed, missing about with non-magical junk.
Let me throw Gnomes!
What a throsmet!
Throwing Gnomes is the most fun thing.
I think that is... now.
Yeah, Salad?
Oh, man...
We should race these games, Salad.
And cosplay at the same time.
Yeah, I would like to play the PS2 version of this game.
I already played it like three years ago, but it would be cool
Let's go find dad. Yeah, there's no car here. I'm out of here
Dualtra big 64
Dad leaves his junk everywhere it drives mom mad
Try smashing these barrels with a fully charged knot bat jigs so we can get through the gantt
How you've already finished a Harry Potter 4 haven't yourself I never have
Oh beats
only one side yeah I never beat Goblet of Fire pretty sure I just flushed it
because it was ass
doodly things the 101
isn't Harry gonna get in trouble if he's a maddie cause I had a school they
can use magic here this is the borough where Ron's family lives that's not in
the muggle world
hey look she's over by the puffs game patch why don't you go and chat to her
she's been a bit shy lately I wonder why I'm off to see what dad's up to
Hello Harry.
Pleased to meet you.
I'm Ginny.
I'm just looking after a past game.
Making sure that Fred and George don't use it as a bludger when they play Quidditch.
Guide the past game over to the bushes and it'll eat them, revealing every flavor beans
you can collect. Ooh! Beans can be used to buy famous witches and wizards cards from Fred and George at Hogwarts.
Wizard cards Fred and George at Hogwarts. Right, yeah.
If you buy the boxcane over to the bushes, it'll eat them. And you may be able to find
a famous witches and wizards card. Whenever you get a wizard card, it is put into your folio magi.
Press the select button. This will show you the folio magi and the wizard cards you've
collected at that point. This
public school tilted famous
witches and wizards cards, the
silver cards and the four
special gold found.
Crazy. Yeah. Wake up. Come here.
Come here. Oh my god. It's going
to take forever for him to eat
all these bushes.
I need all the beans, though.
I don't know if they're gonna release spawn salad, I'm not risking it.
Oh thank you Ginny.
Oh well it's like 50, um, okay, what does report card mean?
Oh, founder wizard duels defense against the dark arts herbology this one's a bit more
advanced in the first one. Hell yeah. Hey, I'm not done. Worse. I want more beads.
They do salad, yeah.
And, wait, what is this?
Maybe if it was Harry and not Fawson.
Jordy, thanks to 84.
Thank you.
Like Snape-E, for example, is still Snape, you know?
It's obviously Daniel Radcliffe, yeah, of course.
What up, Wolfino?
Oh, it's this, right, not bad.
Nerdy things at rate, oh, but a good stream, man.
Damn, 19 beans already.
How did you get tilted with this salad easy kids game?
It wouldn't go the exact path and one day we kept getting stuff
Hello, Harry. I'm Arthur Weasley. I was wondering looks pretty good me denown the guy
It's just through the gate, but you'll need the denoming gloves to grab the gnomes
Unfortunately, I seem to have lost them under all this junk
He kept eating during a cut scene
To charm and move the junk
Holding the X button
Levitates each piece of junk
Use your directional buttons to move the junk about and press the triangle button to drop it onto the rocks and break the junk up
Cool cool could you charm thank you fix the 19 to the rocks, please maybe we can find those gloves
I know I left them out here somewhere
Remember Harry's just like the charge class last year better find the denoming gloves
I never play the gameboy version of what our portable the crates and then drop them on the rocks below
And the bottom but up
BOOM! Damn!
What if I drop it on him?
I can't? I can't move it. More higher. More higher.
well done harry nice work you found the denoming gloves here they are
i love this music
when you get like an item
i can't figure it out harry you've also learned how to charm objects i'm sure that will come in
very handy the sooner we denome the garden the sooner we can get some sleep i'm exhausted
any card around here yeah trips in I mean I'm gonna be carring a lot tomorrow
carring to Stockholm I'm carring back but listening to the Harry Potter audio
book in the car though I love that
what up bubbles
classic spell
Time to put this denoming glocks to good use.
Mom wants us to throw these gnomes over the fence, and into that field if there's no magical junk.
To fling a gnom, you're going to need a good run-up.
Hit the square button as quick as you can to build up speed.
Once you reach the fence, you begin spinning on the spot.
Press the triangle button when you're ready to throw the gnome.
You get points for distance and for hitting the targets.
Yeah, I'm not a fucking gnome.
Press the triangle button to pry.
That was a warm up.
I
Want to hit the
Hell yeah, okay, I need more as long as we beat over 400 we're good. Otherwise we've got a recent the game
I mean heck 64 okay this is not good captain our shit takes it at 10 dude thank
you okay we just got a hit like the
telephone and like that be high come on
my final genome I'm sure you can get another attempt right
Get out of my car
Excellent Harry, that's your all-time high school. That was really good fun. Do you want to play again? Yes
I keep going in between them
It's not a bad fur, though.
I know, so it's the 30th, yes, I swear.
I'm trying to hit the telephone booth!
It's fine, it's okay.
I keep going in between-
What?!
Nice scam!
It's the fight box!
High score at least, we're climbing out.
Excellent Harry that's your all-time high score. That was really good fun. Do you want to play again?
Yes I do I'm getting your card Ron
Okay telephone booth first try for big points
It's still a good throw though. It's still a good throw
Nice. 170. Can I just farm the phone booth? Maybe the beehive is better. Oh yeah, I can't
I'll hit the film booth again now. Okay, I'll try the beehive.
Relate some ham later this evening. Ah, tomorrow though, for sure.
little bit earlier. I'm not even gonna PB unless I hit it now. Too early. It's all good it's
So it's just a worm up.
I do wrong, right? I do.
Aww, reset!
Actually, it's not a bad throw though. It's not a bad throw.
Oh
Ryan makes 40 for as well as a hundred and thirty-two yo, thank you. That's so nice of you man. Happy holidays, dude
Hell yeah, Robilleteau.
Here we go.
Let's go for the beehive.
Yes!
This is it.
This is the one.
Okay, the car?
There are already a lot of speed for this one.
I'm gonna break a thousand. We just gotta land in the lake now.
excellent Harry oh that was it okay I'm high school yes that was really good
no I won't play again I got my car this all the matters day I think the 107
I
Like whoa time to turn in
Hello there. Oh my god, I see a wizard jewel a wizard jewel
Don't tell me you've never taken part in a wizard jewel. You've got a lot to learn Harry. Is this safe?
cause it's safe
Well, you'll be done
What year did this come out?
I don't know.
Probably year or two after the first one which was like 2000 and I don't know, just 2002 this
one.
The first one was like 2001 or two.
Fred's nothing.
I have to be on his guard this whole time.
But we've been marked as the tactician.
Oh!
This probably took salad like four attempts.
So easy game
Ow! Ow!
That was epic!
Oh my...
That's a real skill from the end!
Ow!
Ow!
Nice stuff, man!
Ow!
Extra...
Oh, that was epic!
Ow!
Oh, my...
Ow!
Expelliarmus!
Oh, finish him! Nice!
Well done, Harry. Now let's try again.
But this time we'll introduce some special jinxes.
Huh?
Good idea, Fred!
See that TV? See the way it's sparkling?
That means it's got a special jinx in it.
To get the special jinx, you have to force me to hit the TV with one of my jinxes.
That will release an orb that you can run over and pick up anything that sparkles like the TV has got a special jinx in it
Okay, so remember to look out for the sparkles. Oh, I nearly forgot
Special jinxes can only be cast using the circle button. That's important. Hmm. Come on. Let's give it a try
So loser
Oh shit, what is it missed?
Ow!
Okay.
Ow!
Great, great, great.
He's leaving everything his own.
Great work.
So destroyed, so destroyed.
Okay.
Oh shit, that was a quick spell.
Oh shit that was a quick spell.
So easy. Shark bait, thanks 34.
Wow, look at that. You're a natural, Harry.
The boy who lived. Do you want to jewel again?
I didn't get a card. Can you get a card here?
Probably not, right? I mean, I didn't lose a single one.
No, okay. Don't want to miss the cards, man.
Very important.
We need to find Ginny. She's wandered off somewhere, and the whole family is waiting
so we can go to Diagon Alley and get our school supplies. We better split up and find
her. Oh, by the way, watch out for some of Dad's junk. If you come across any, use
your knockback chains for your being kind and lebiosa to defend yourself. If you
We find you're getting a little low on health. Chocolate frogs will help replenish your energy, so keep an eye out for them.
Right, let's split up. I'll go this way. See you soon, Harry.
See you soon.
All right, thanks, Ron.
Chippy-fie!
Oh my god, lawnmowers?
Would I eat you off the frog for sure?
Okay, we got a lot of beans.
Any cards in this here forest?
Twenty-eight.
Nine.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo,
what?
Someone said it was a card in the forest.
One equals guy.
I ain't seen no card.
Well, maybe there's another part of the forest. Yeah, just not if there's no card in this part
That's what I think
Yo, you're killing my PS1, Laundry!
Boom!
Oh, it's fine though.
I can't work with this.
Okay.
Can I Guardian Leviosa?
It's Leviosa.
Not Leviosa.
What a classic.
What a classic.
Out of bounds.
You remember your sister coming in and beating you up for constantly casting flippend over and over?
Some of the charm on to the pressure you didn't say it Harry
So, tell everybody cast spells without words.
Some wizards can.
Flip an end though.
You didn't say it Harry!
Say the line!
Oh so many beams!
nice 54 already or if it makes 54 oh thank you did probably bubbles yeah I
I would
Arthur's underwear
I did beat tana grail it was awesome
I play routine I did it was awesome
I
Haven't seen a card yet
Flipendo! Flipendo! Flipendo! Flipendo! Wait!
I'm trying because it was a flick.
Achme, I think 69 dude! Thank you!
Harry, don't do it!
When it comes out, comrade, yeah?
I
Let's go!
The Duconus! Duconus!
Thanks, 49, wait!
Oh, is your name from Harry Potter? Isn't that like a spell?
Draconis, even though.
Okay, I'm supposed to go there. Maybe there's a card over here.
Oh, Trapputra Kwanis is a password for the common room.
Oh, no!
Lependial! Lependial!
Are the cards in this game like what they are in Witcher 1?
No?
Oh, shit!
I might not even need to move this.
Harry jumps really far.
Ah, shit.
Oh my god, I have almost over a hundred beans.
Zoom.
Watch Lanker on him, I guess.
The flippant in the telejokes runs around to me when Harry casts a carpet, retracts
him, spelling it sounds like he's saying, can't pay me tractor.
That's cool, dude.
The Beans?
I think you use them to buy cards from Fed and George later?
What do you do?
What the fuck?
Okay.
Okay
Oh card big gaming
Who is this? Time for sound effect or music notes whatever. I love this one
Where's my sound? Maybe it doesn't happen on cars. Maybe it's only when you get items. I think it might
Make some of me inventive cheering charms Yardley feeling Yardley plant serial goblin killer
Okay, the serial goblin killer how nice to make a card of him
Oh, hi Harry! Thank goodness you came! My pass game swallowed my Remembrill and I got
lost trying to find him. I remember, tells you that there's something you've forgotten
to do. You can have it Harry. I don't have my wand on me now, so use your knockback jinx
in the pass game and he'll spit it out. Okay. Sure. There's the sound effects. I love that
one.
Jenny! There you are!
Nice work, Harry.
Thank you, Zermucci.
Oh, that junk wasn't too much of a problem for you.
Right. We'd better get back to the house.
Mum and Dad are waiting to take us to Diagon Alley.
Alright.
Score round. Thanks, 32.
Some photo resident. Thanks to the 10.
A note in 55. Thank you, guys.
As you've never traveled by flu powder before, you need to know a few things.
When you're in the fireplace, say where you're going and keep your elbows tucked in.
Mind you, get out at the right fireplace.
Are you sure this is safe?
Piece of cake!
I'll give you...
Alley!
Oh, shit!
Fucking hell!
I
I
I
Harri's fucking dead
Have I really played this game? I haven't no memory of this. No memory of this.
Harry had no idea where he was. All he could tell was that he wasn't in Diagon Alley. Evil-looking
masks stared down from the wall, and rusty, spiked instruments hung from the ceiling.
The sooner I get out of here, the better. Harry heard a noise from the door nearby.
The two blurry shapes appeared on the other side of the glass.
Harry looked quickly around and spotted a large black cabinet.
He shot inside it and pulled the doors closed, leaving a small crack to peer through.
Seconds later, a bell clanged.
And Draco Malfoy stepped into the shop.
The man who was with Draco could only be his father, Lucius Malfoy.
Touch nothing Draco.
Mr Malfoy was trying to sell the shopkeeper certain dark magical items that he didn't
want the Ministry of Magic to find out about.
Harry went to flourish and blots to buy his books.
was in there killed the Roy Lockhart Hogwarts new defense of our class teacher was signing
his no one loves themselves more than a big smile Harry together you and I was the front
page Harry met up with Ron and Ginny Weasley Lucius and Draco Malfoy were also there famous
Harry Potter can't even go into a bookshop without making the front page Ginny who
who was very fond of Harry, defended him.
Leave him alone!
He didn't want all that.
Obmigued.
Lucius Malfoy insulted the scruffy state
of the second hand books he knew.
Sometime in the future Fallen will do
Armory the Area New Map for sure.
I suppose those books are the best
your father can give you.
Lucius plucked a copy of a beginner's guide
to transformation from Ginny's cauldron,
examined it briefly, and then replaced it.
No one at that time
Realized how much of an effect this gesture from Lucius Malfoy would have on their lives and they all left the shop
None the wiser
They found the car in Charing Cross Road and after making it invisible
Flew it into the sky over London. They saw the Hogwarts Express far below and followed it for some time
It looks like we've lost the train.
Let's check out that tunnel.
It looks like we found the train, Ron.
Oh my god, I have no memory of playing this, but I definitely have.
The
fucking train is coming, go!
Is there a card?
Wait, there's a card somewhere here?
There are several shimmer secrets. Yeah, I've played it. I must have played this version.
And also there is a PS2 version, which I might play immediately after this.
What?
Okay, where's the card?
I don't want to miss the card.
What?
Can't the conductor fucking sl-
AHHHHHH!
We lost me near the end of these times.
Where's the damn card give me the card I don't want to pick up the boost because
Oh wait, okay, there's more.
Okay, let's see here.
Guard.
Guard.
Guard.
Guard.
Guard.
I gotta pause the buffer a little bit.
Wait, can you turn off there?
Can you turn to the sides?
It seems like there's a path there.
Okay.
Fuck picking up the boost.
Okay, I should probably pick up the boost.
No, I have to cheat! I don't want to miss the car!
I did did I miss it I don't know if it's a one guy or not it's okay I'll keep
Going
Card here in the turn no
Okay, I'm gonna go left here
Card card go right go right
I
Caught yes got it got it
All right cool
I'm pausing so I can get the card because if I miss it I can't get it again. It's over
Oh, okay, sick death scene.
Oh wait, don't have to get the card again now.
Well I know where the card is now, so now we're chilling.
Ron- Ron's fucking dead!
Okay, I know where the-
Okay.
Oh, I already have the card. You don't have to pick it up again, even if a game over.
Okay. That's good to know. That's good to know. Alright, now we can win.
Fuck.
so easy who friends next 9 to 1 stop is 85 in PC version there was merchant what is
They're a PC version of the second one too.
Will do.
Current of x68? Thank you.
I got the card in the tunnel, yeah.
This tree is crazy
Probably flippendo I guess
Oh
She run
Open your mouth that oh
My god, he's just like Freya
Why am I starting to like doubt that I've actually played this version?
I have no memory of this.
This is not the Chamber Seeker game that I remember.
Book transition? Pog.
into the four Hogwarts houses, as it had for so many years past.
Harry remembered putting the sorting hat on a year ago,
and for a few horrible seconds, he had feared
the hat was going to put him into Slytherin,
along with Draco Malfoy.
Not Slytherin, eh?
Well, if you're sure, better be Gryffindor.
Oh!
But of course, he had ended up in Gryffindor,
along with Ron and Hermione.
As they watched the sorting, Harry noticed that at least one teacher was missing from
the staff table.
Hang on, where's Snape?
And then, from behind him came the voice Harry dreaded to hear.
It was Professor Snape, Harry's least-favorite teacher.
I'm waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train.
It was a great start to the term, thought Harry, as they followed Snape to his office.
Once there, Snape nastily admonished them about flying the car to Hogwarts.
You will go immediately to your common room, and I will think about how to punish you.
Whenever I come up with pointer dimensions I'll add them.
I just haven't come up with any good ones.
And no, you're not getting the lights back.
The version I played three years ago...
Yeah, that's the same one, so I played it three years ago.
HOOGVATCH!
I like it, though. I kinda wanna play the PS2 version also.
I know the first game has a PS1 version and a PC version, and then this game has a PS1
version and a PS2 version, and does it also have a PC version?
Fred and George must have flown that car five or six times, and they never had an accident.
I really thought we'd get expelled for sure.
Hmm.
Come on, Ron. Let's go to the Grifford Dole Common Room.
Do you think you can remember the way?
No problem.
Follow me.
Ah.
Yeah, OK.
No, but you did before.
Well, I was a late one.
If you're, I need to just see if Mika's emulator is okay.
Hold on.
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Hey, you!
Another victim.
Oh, Mache, sorry, Mika's having some like mini-match.
map issue in Azkaban I would have just said fuck it it's not a big deal I think
it looks fine anyways Hogwarts no no music I hear maybe later
yeah normally it says in like the PCSX to Vicky about certain things like her
minimap is a big glitched and it's probably a widescreen patch thing I
don't think I think it's fine though no card here no shit she plays in three
Do you have pairs like Saladus?
Yeah, I don't think Saladup scales or anything.
Fuck it.
Kinda based.
What the f...
Oh yeah, Photo Guy!
Colin Creavy. I'm in Gryffindor too. Was it be alright if I took your picture? Everyone
told me about how you survived when you know who tried to kill you. And you really do
have that lightning scar on your forehead. It's brilliant here, isn't it?
Brilliant.
her social and flying a car right into the one-ping willow people be talking
about that one for years brilliant what an entrance we'd better get to the
common room before Snape sees us restarted the PC version is just saying
without the bonus bean room. No, I think I might do a PC version of this after this game.
So that will be on the 26th.
Okay, don't miss no cards. All of this is locked, right?
Because I'm curious about playing...
Have I played the PC version of this game before?
Because I've played the PS2 version, but what about the PC version?
Hey, uh, Krobbins...
Um...
Krobbins...
So, thanks for the, uh, gift to Yanksa.
And boy, she bought X76 and Gregory, Maddie,
Kyrstmas, and I have X51.
Oh, thank you, Zive, you too, dude.
Twice, last year.
Well, last year I did PC...
Well, last year I played Lord of the Rings, didn't I?
What?
I
You ills like 65 when's not uther Christmas that doesn't feel Christmasy though
What there's kill something above me
Okay
I played PC, PS2 and PS1 vs Harry Potter 1 and 2.
Okay.
Two years ago I did a PC version, okay.
Nice. Sniperino. 10 points for Gryffindor.
So, the PC version and the PS2 version of this game, are they the same or are they also
difference I don't remember
They're different I should just play all versions man
Oh my god, this is an insane secret room all these beans
Oh, yeah, it was except the alright card
Bertie Bot
30 Bertie Bolts?
Five cards already
How much is this? 30 Bertie Bots? Is that the PS2 version or PC? I don't remember.
what up blue w that's ps2 version yeah I got to play ps2 version of this one
also banger
what up physical thank you you too man you too yeah we're just being cozy
We're- we're puffing.
Harry Potter 1? Wait, is there a- is there a PS2 version of Harry Potter 1?
I don't remember that. I don't know it has a PC version, but I don't remember it having a PS2 version.
No. PS2 is only for 2 and 3, yeah.
Yeah, I know right master is crazy.
There is Hatter Potter 1 on PS2.
It was released after Harry Potter 2 PS2 on the same engine.
Have I played that one? I did play it.
Fucking hell! It's so confusing.
I should play all versions of the first two games.
That'd be sick.
Because they are very different games.
Like, they're completely different. They're not ports.
They're just different games made by a different studio from the ground up.
It's kind of fun to see the differences.
These two one is mmm coffee Harry's a fellow coffee drinker dude and man's like eleven
I can't do this yet, can I? Yeah, I need like dark arts here
Yeah, I can't get that one yet. I'm gonna need I need like to be able to jump with a blue blue platforms
I
Mocked in those things three lay on things for two
If you have one game for the rest of live a game would that be probably like an MMO or something like I
I don't know where the Warcraft or some shit like that. I think that's the first
thing that comes to mind. Run! Wait up! Actually don't have a secret room to do.
Oh Lord, order the rings online. That game still gets updates.
I
What is this
Munkka
Are you the password here?
I'm warning you don't come through here go away
away what oh okay what
Any plans for her playing Harry Potter six and seven? No, I actually don't want to play
the last game because I'm in the middle of listening to the last audio book.
I hope you haven't pulled that lever, young man.
I did!
Nintendo!
Nintendo!
Nintendo!
Nintendo!
Nintendo!
Where is Mr. Potter? I remember you from last year.
If you want to get to the floor above, come on through, Mr. Potter.
Okay, perfect.
Look out, G-Gain.
Have I heard of the full cast audio book?
Yeah, isn't the first book, like, done?
Zoooooo...
I miss the bee.
Uh, I'm alone Christmas the first time ever.
Which game should I finish first?
DS3 Eldering or Kingdom Come?
Oh, it's almost leaning to Kingdom Come. It's kind of like it's very cozy.
DIRATS! DIRATS!
Music's going apeshit!
Which one is my favorite from this Harry Potter series?
You mean like in the books or movies or what?
I haven't played all the games.
Thought we're done with the game yesterday?
This is the second game.
How many deaths I have won death?
Give me death, because I was looking for a card.
True.
Um...
Okay, I'm back.
But what was the point of that pillar anyways?
I did unlock this door.
I can't do shit at the moment in this day in school, I need all the spells.
My favorite Harry Potter movie?
I haven't seen them in forever, so I actually don't know.
I've listened to the audiobooks, I'm on the last book in the audiobook, so...
I think Half-Blood Prince has been the best one.
Crazy
Steven fruity books. Yep, those are the ones. They're so good
All right, I guess we've got to attend some classes before we can do anything in these rooms
What is this?
Password.
Uh, pictsnaught?
Capo- Daconis?
He said it!
Oh no! We don't know the passwords for the fat lady's portrait!
Now we won't be able to get in!
Oh no...
You were here to see if another griffin door passes by.
I'll find Hermione, she'll know the password.
I can't shoot here her money she's probably in the library just a random
guess. Thor made it, thanks to the 108 dude, thank you.
mighty Granger. Joining the headlesson has been a dream of mine for some time.
Is Hermione here?
Of course! Be careful, though, there are some other mysterious books around.
Use your knockback jinx to put them in their place.
easy game okay give me the beans all the beans anything good in this theme sale
I barely see anything to scan them we're in 25% tainted grail is like 30% off if
If you like Skyrim and Oblivion and shit, that game is banger.
Dead Space Remake is 9 bucks, that's a banger too.
They had the old goal, let's go dude.
God, there's so many secret bookshelves and stuff.
At least I'm getting a lot of beans and shit.
Nice.
I have 305 beans?
That's blowdimentary.
And a hundred Gryffindor points.
What is that another secret?
This is another secret within the secret bookshelf?
Holy shit.
RE4 is like 14 buckaroos, the remake?
That's a banger.
Okay, I guess we'll take the secret one.
Briscovering 2 is like 8 bucks, 8 bucks for an album that comes with a banger game, huh?
Ah, that one I give Lipendo, but not the other one.
I found my own card.
Harry's ego is massive.
Harry Potter, the boy who lived.
Shut up.
The trip become humans for bucks nice. That's a banger. I am not the streamer who's
suede. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So I video you to yesterday that a bunch of
creators guess how many trees run skyrim. Of course told out of cameo and he said
the extra six maybe even more trees most info we've gotten about that game in six
years but it's gonna have more trees yeah that's quite something thanks for
the update Todd
bangers Panda bangers
I see you had a meal on that in the Swedish audiobooks. They say her name is had a meal on that not her money
Hit the damn book Harry
I
Lord of the Rings golem is only ten us ten times too much I
Remake I'm not burst I
Dude I'm swimming in beans already. I haven't even discovered the shop yet sick
me on there Harry I can't believe that you and Ron are so irresponsible you could have
been killed or worth expelled classic
fat lady is Wattlebird of course you
have known this if you've managed to get
to school on time Harry don't forget to
keep checking your report card if I were
you I'd go to the common room before
Snape sees you not sister says Snape
let's see it was that bookcase that had the card I think that I can't get I am
metal muffins yeah I am
why no PC version I want to do ps2 version after this I think like Harry
Potter 1 and 2 have three different versions which is kind of crazy okay I'm
supposed to go down there but I'm gonna go over here
Is that a secret door?
Looks very secret, okay.
Oh, card!
There is hand alertions, yeah.
I'll get the card first.
Oh, you can't shoot it that way?
This is so sad.
Alright.
Leo girl version of Harry Potter?
Yeah, those are the only ones I haven't played.
Oh my god rats die!
Okay, battle room.
I haven't played Harry Potter 5 and 6, no.
Those are like Gears of War, like third person shooters, like cover shooters.
Or are those six and seven maybe?
I don't remember.
I just know I flushed to go out of the fire because that was ass.
Oh it's seven, that's the cover shooter.
Which ones have I played on stream?
Order of the Phoenix.
Sick.
Uh, am I just forced to take fall damage here?
okay that's epic I'm gonna die
piece one game system sort of unique charm to them it's hard to explain it
is yeah I know what you mean
Yeah, I'm getting the card now.
Big card, this one, hopefully.
me me me oh my me me me me me me me
Did I play Dark Cloud? No, I have not.
Melly me! Melly me! Melly me!
I played Parasite Eve, but I flushed it, though I would like to play it again.
Gaspod Jingleton.
Gaspod the Jingleton?
Who's that? I don't even know this one.
Harry Potter!
Felix Summert, Dawkes Well, Yardley Platt, Bertie Bott, Hengist of Woodcroft, Gaspod Jingleton.
Celebrated inventor of the self-stirring cauldron.
Okay, that's kinda nice, yeah.
Don't fall damage kill me please alright. That was a sick car though
Why not piece to version because I wanted to play the ps1 version I'm thinking of doing ps2 version after
Who's that running over there?
No, Paljack. I'm not live to 24th and 25th.
Oh shit, this is the front door.
Oh, I just made a full lap around.
Okay, New Year I haven't planned yet actually.
I have nots.
Best Christmas move for me?
Probably like Home Alone, I think.
Tomorrow I'll stop my Christmas or the rain's extended curry watch, nice.
That's cozy.
Dude, I- yeah, I haven't seen Die Hard in forever.
Password?
Waterbird!
Yes.
Password.
Wattlebird!
Yes.
Did I play Ninja Gaiden 4?
Was that the new one?
It was, right? Yeah, I thought it was good.
them come on you to apologies about to start you don't want to be late for that
too I forgot how much I missed her come on hurry oh shit her biology lesson cup
race cup defense against the dark arts have you heard about the secret founder
Jules yet behind us is a statue you can use it to find the entrances to the
secret founder duels defeat each founder house duelist to win a Hogwarts founder
famous witches and wizards card collect them all and you can enter the special
founders tower okay no one we know has ever managed to beat all the founder
duelists and enter the founders tower we'd really like to know what's inside
that's where you coming Harry we think you have the potential to defeat every
duelist and win all the founders wizards cards to open up each of the
You have to have a certain number of famous witches and wizards
Everyone knows that finding famous witches and wizards cards can be very difficult
So we're willing to sell you five of them Harry. Okay. It's a good deal
Give us 50 Bertie Pots every flavor beans and we'll give you a famous witches and wizards card in return
Brilliant you have 50 every favorite beans have a famous witches and wizards card
Ignatia Wildsmith
Ignatia Wildsmith. Okay.
Harry Potter, Gaspar Ching, Hengist of Bertie Bot, Yardley Pluck, Dorcas Watt, Felix, Ignatia Wildsmith.
The witch who invented flue powder.
Hmm.
Harry Ignatia Watt.
Brilliant. You have 50 every favorite beans. Have the famous witches and wizards card.
You.
Greta Kachlov.
Giddy a thug, catch love!
Okay.
What?
Brilliant! You have 50 every favourite beans! Have a famous witches and wizards card!
Chauncey Aldridge!
Greta catch Dorcas work yard leap! Chauncey Aldridge! First known victim of dragon pox!
Eww! That's rough!
Brilliant! You have 50 every favourite beans! Have a famous witches and wizards card!
Herpo the Fowl.
Herpo the Fowl?
Trans-Bertie-Bot.
Herpo the Fowl.
First known creator of the Basilisk.
Giggles thinks 58.
Game Boy Color games?
Is there three Game Boy Color games?
I'm telling you both things, it's 91.
Yeah, I have no plans for it right now.
I gotta play the LEGO games, because I never did.
Brilliant!
You have 50 every favorite beans have a famous witches and wizards card
Paracelsus
Paracelsus
Herp I the fat hengis to paracelsus greatest of all medieval alchemists. What?
Sorry Harry, but if you want more famous witches and wizards cars, then you have to find them hidden around whole Paris social
Dude, I haven't half of the cards now
Now, insane.
You're almost arrived.
Dude, I haven't had any this year.
Wait, what is this?
Enter level?
Oh, you can replay levels here.
Oh, it says if you have the card also, yeah.
Okay, very interesting.
All right.
Hmm.
Wait.
Grade needed A, your grade F.
How do I even have a grade?
I haven't done shit.
Let alone an F.
Yeah, I mean this makes sense because of...
Actually, no. It's not Snape.
Where did you enter the duels? I mean, let's continue for now.
My brand of air fryer and ninja.
Oh, the statue!
It was the statue. This one.
Ooh, time to win.
You finished watching Chamber Seekers today?
I'm planning on watching the rest, nice.
Yeah, tomorrow I'm going to be driving for like four hours.
No, actually five.
I'm going to be listening to the Harry Potter book by Stephen Fry.
of
driving inward during Christmas, yeah. Such is life. I can't do anything here. Yeah.
Is this the movies, but only audio about the books you're referring?
No, no, they're audio books. It's just the books, but Steven Fry is reading them, and it's really good
We're driving ten hours to Mardiri, she
Let's go some lessons I need some chocolate frogs do to our potion
The audiobooks, but it's read by the cast of the movies. Oh no, no, no, it's not that it's Steven Fry
Squeak
Oh, the EU version audiobook is Steven Fry, but EU's version is read by Jim Dale.
Okay, crunchy, thanks to 101.
Hey, you crunch into something new, tasty and fun to chew.
To get to the greenhouses, we need to go outside.
If we're going outside, let's keep away from the wamping willow.
Don't remind me hey you wide people Fred. Thanks 34, dude
The music kicks in here and there probably now I will
Oh, yeah, way more will be
Okay, what if I want to put it well I replay Hogwarts legacy no no I
I feel like I can jump there and maybe there's a card
Okay
There's like a Mario one dude. It's LBJ
I like Fawar's legacy, but I don't feel like replaying it though.
Hello again, Potter. I'm still trying to get into the Quidditch team. Maybe this year I'll
have some luck. Could you mention me to Oliver Wood? You are the Gryffindor Seeker after
all. Hello again, Potter. I'm-
Mmm.
So I have your OG disc for all the games on PC. Nice.
Banger.
It's Habology next. Come on.
Hehehe.
Come on.
Yeah, is there any chocolate frogs around here or any like health potion?
I'm looking for a Seeker Wall.
You know Odin's thinks that 100 man, thank you dude.
Oh, that's a Seeker Wall.
What?
Really?
Wait, no, no, no, this is a Seeker Room.
Maybe I just can't open it yet.
Maybe it's cut content.
I heard about the flying car, classic!
Professor Sprout has put me here to tell all students where greenhouse 3 is.
through here. Do you have any chocolate frogs?
Classic.
Yeah, I never played the Lego game so that will be pretty cool to see.
Oh shit, one of these again?
Okay, I can see where the record is.
There's so many beans here though I gotta grab these I don't have time for no damn school
I need beads
That was probably not worth it I should be a DNF and restart
I'm gonna DNF
I like how the teacher's just standing up there staring at this oh
She
I'm not gonna grab the beans. I don't need more beans. They're not as important in this game as the first game
I guess because there's so many
In the first game you needed it to open stuff where this game is to buy the cards maybe some more shit later
Oh
Okay, both dead both dead both dead oh, there's beans down here
I'm gonna DNF. I'm gonna DNF. I'm grabbing beans, though I don't think it matters.
I don't give a shit about your class.
Mr. Potter, being late for herbology is not a good example to set for the first years.
Kiss my ass, alright?
Hey, uh, I got- wait! Oh!
I don't have to grab the beans now.
The beans are already grabbed. That means I can grab these beans and then DNF.
I'm gonna grab them and DNF them. I need all the beans
One fifty three
Try go up to the fire this time, it's awesome.
Yeah, is it though?
All right, it seems like we got all the beans.
So let's go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
Here we go.
save a lot of time there by landing on the ledge without climbing
Oh
What done you sit in my six years here is the her biology based
Well done, Harry
Yeah, nearly nice. Ooh, the race cup!
And 150 points to get a finger.
I'm Professor Sprout. Welcome to Herbology. Please be careful of the venomous tentacular.
It's teasing. An A, B, or C grade can be achieved in this class. There will be rewards
for excellence. So try your best. Watch my one move around the screen and press the
symbols it points to. Complete each sequence three times to learn the incendial duo spell.
Get ready. Lock in. Lock in.
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
Most impressive. Now try this one.
Lock in. Lock in.
Keep trying.
I didn't know it was gonna start now, oh my go-
Okay, stop fucking sprouting!
Okay.
Shut up, shut up, shut up, I just-
Bravo! Now concentrate, it's going to get harder.
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
Okay. Perfect.
How much do you need for like mega bonus
Hey, I guess what do you mean Sprouts
No, I'm not done. I'm not done. I'm not done. I'm not done. Give me the grade you can redo
the grade let me redo the grade you can try again later okay yeah I need to
fucking be it the only thing is I thought there will be a new pattern and
she would show it first on the second one but it no she just starts and then
I got fucked so unlucky you can only redo it after you complete the game
nah is that true
Wait, what if you just redo the level from the book?
Can't you do that?
You can try to get in a bit, okay.
Welcome to Greenhouse 3.
This is a Mandrake.
Its cry is very dangerous, which is why you're wearing earmuffs.
I need you to collect at least three mandrakes from this greenhouse sir
Of course the more mandrakes you collect the more house points for Gryffindor
Okay
Man Drake
Harry, wait!
What? Speak up, Hermione!
Look! That Mandrake's being attacked by those giant slugs!
Keep the slugs away from the Mandrake using your incendiary duo spell.
Once the slugs are out of the way, you'll be able to escape.
Keep the slugs away from the mandrake using your incendio duo spell once the slugs are
after the way he's been guardian leviosa to pull them out.
Good luck Harry.
Thanks.
Incendio!
You've got to beat the board, it's almost like the teaching of it's replaying the
game.
The only reason I got a B was because I thought she would show like in a cutscene what the next pattern was but no she doesn't
That's the only reason
What the hell am I putting this thing?
Thank you Rachel, 8 boxes 58. Thank you. Okay, that's one
icon on the counter the hell am I doing with these he looks dang
Burn, snail!
170 points
Harry! Harry! Throw the spell, Harry! But I couldn't throw the spe-
AHHHHH!
Motherfucker refused to incendio! Oh my god, death!
I will not stand for this.
All right, we're good.
Hey, you...
Welcome to... This is a Mandrake. Its cry is very dangerous.
And Thunar Essex 39.
I needed to collect at least three Mandrakes from this greenhouse.
Of course, the more Mandrakes you collect, the more house points you get.
Forget it, Thindor. Yeah, I want to get them all, dude.
What?
Speak up, Hermione!
Look!
That Mandrake's being attacked by those giant slugs!
Keep...once and...
Good luck, Harry!
What?
Okay, hurry up.
Sendio!
Sendio!
Sendio!
Sendio!
Sendio!
Sendio!
We got him, Levi-osa!
Come here, you little shit.
There's so much harder on the second one to get incendi-os.
Incendi-o-so.
What, in full cam ride or what?
I know what you're doing with this okay I have to get angry though
Right now, I'm mellow. Chill.
Okay, don't choke this now.
Don't choke this.
Yes!
Hit the-
I'm gonna die to slugs the almighty putter
Okay, I'll next one riot
No, I still have the Yoshi cam I think
oh yeah I do man's chillin okay I need some chocolate
What's wrong with you?
What was I going to say, Riot?
GASER EXPREDORIO!
That was not it.
That was not it.
It was something like that though.
Yeah it'll do.
Wait, you don't even say, you say geyser.
I always call it geyser.
I think because in Swedish they're called like geyser or whatever.
He looks so dank in the bottom right.
That's a dank look
Man oh
My god, I'm gonna die to my ass I cast the spell fucking put them
oh my god now I'm dead too he's just standing there like I'm pressing X man
it's because he's not he's not locked on I guess it's fine it's actually good
that I died because I don't want to lose that wait I have to redo
Welcome. This is a mandrake. Its cry is very dangerous, which is why you're wearing earmuffs.
I need you to collect bricks in this greenhouse. Of course, the more mandrakes you collect, the more house-coins you bring along.
Harry, wait!
What? Hermione!
Look! That mandrake's being attacked by those giant socks!
The hero.
Chat spamming, trying to tilt streamer.
All you have to do is wait.
His own skill will do the job soon enough, geeky.
But he's just...
Oh!
Shooting these with a fucking spell is so...
I should use the lock on.
I gotta use the lock on more.
That's the problem. I gotta use the lock on.
Wingardium Leviosa!
Whee!
I
I
that I play this as a kid I didn't know it actually my first play through this was on
stream
My Harry Potter game growing up was the PC version Harry Potter one
I managed to convince my dad to get it for me because I was like but dad you have to be on time for your wizard
Classes so it would teach me how to be on time for classes in real school
It works also you don't have to be on time for the classes in that game
But they advertised it like you had to be on time for it.
That's what I remember about the commercial.
It's Sendio!
It's Sendio!
Wingardium Leviosa!
James Kalevix, three years, man?
Thank you.
Alright, don't choke now, just use the lock on, it's fine.
The last one is so unhinged.
James bongo delayed by two months. Yeah, they're probably optimizing it more
Can I play Garfaco for Christmas too? No
No
Was it here a slide stream where someone pointed out that the plant icon bottom right looks like ps1 mouthful
Yeah, I could kind of see it a bit
Yeah, they don't have any eye frames when they're on their backs, so just be quick.
They get new into orbit
The last manjagora salad or get mandrake, okay, let me let me lock in and focus here
Okay nice okay this is easy I died here for some dumb reason but now I was free
We got him leviota
So
Zombie dog makes 59 man and still takes two year
Anniversary is there's there's a Swedish double release would be funny to try that
Yeah, for the Swedish people, maybe I did the upload one in Swedish. That was kind of fun. Oh
Nice heel
I
Very Potter 2 in Swedish lag lag
Damn you can like perfect release on it, so he doesn't say the word but it's still a charge up
They're all after me now, I just killed them.
Cool, got em.
I'm off tomorrow on the next day, yeah.
Oh, it's sort of a Christmas in Sweden and on the 25th is my brother's 40th birthday.
The big four row, is there a deputy? What up?
That's five mandagoras. Easy.
Thank you, Sago. Thank you.
Good up, I'm in the little yaw.
Zoom.
Oh, now I get back here again.
I should get a lot of points for this, for this, uh, all these mandrakes.
Superb! You managed to save all the Mandrakes! 50 house points to Griftee!
Daaamn!
On hit 300 points and we haven't even, like, had the great feast yet?
Nah, it's over. Slytherin go to bed.
Hold on listen. I want to redo my grade. All right. I'm not done with you Sprout
out.
What?
Welcome back to my herbology class, Harry.
Wait, I can?
Oh!
Yeah, okay!
I can!
Perfect!
Yes, I do.
An A, B, or C grade can be achieved in this class.
Yeah, I know.
Don't worry.
You called me by surprise last time.
You won't this time.
Get ready!
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
Most impressive. Now transcribe.
That's fine. As long as we get an A.
Perfect. Perfect. Oh dear.
What do you mean?
You have to press it so early or it doesn't work
Should be like 90 though, it's fine as long as I get an A
Yeah
Okay. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
That was good. That was like, uh, 95 maybe, 96.
Okay. Yeah.
Wow. Okay.
Potter you have achieved an a-grade in our biology well done with such a good
grade there is no need for you to return to my class fuck yeah
kinda easy game night scare thanks 13 man thank you
This game's so sick.
All right, we can buy it.
I need to learn some like new spells and shit.
Okay, you.
Jackix30 death counter is no need now.
I'm not doing anything for deaths.
What was in here?
Oh, hugged it.
Nice.
Nice.
Keep out pumpkin patch, Hagrid.
Hagrid, you home?
No?
Oh, I farm points here.
So easy game.
Almost 200.
I am not out of focus, Maxjump.
And I'm not playing Garfield.
Actually maybe I am.
Is there a secret room within a secret room again depends on how long this takes to beat
okay
I
Deem Thomas football challenge
Hi Harry, welcome to my football challenge. This is a type of training that West Ham my favorite team use
You can keep the soccer ball between ten of those flashing poles within a time limit
You'll win a prize the time will begin when the ball goes between the first set of posts. Good luck, Harry
Oh my god, this is god-awful
Foo tea in it footy
Oh
Fuck
Oh
Shit
No card for that
Only a bunch of beans, which I guess technically is cards.
Alright, that was epic.
Oh, this challenge doesn't add to 100% just entering the area.
Yeah, but I still need beans to buy stuff.
So what's over here then? A card?
Oh, I can farm points!
Oh, you don't get anything killing them again?
Oh, here's a Quidditch pitch.
Oh, okay.
Cool.
Any cards around here?
Hey Harry, looking forward to playing Quidditch this year.
I saw some Slytherin kids earlier. They reckon this year they'll win for sure.
You should go and get some practice in the Quillix training pitch.
It's opposite the main entrance in Tahogwarts.
Seeker room here. Oh, uh, it's 250B. Oh yeah, right, right. They're flippin' in the room, yeah.
three hundred and twenty five points is completely unhinged
Oh, you couldn't get the upgrade because you can't go back to main hall once you complete
the game.
Does that upgrade not count for 100%?
Oh, it doesn't, oh, it doesn't, oh, it doesn't, oh, it doesn't, oh, it doesn't,
Well, I could buy I could buy the upgrade now
I'm tired of tier 207 by that I think I missed that man
Thank you, and you'll need to think 15 and see he thinks the hundred and twenty seven mental. Thank you
Thank you
Why isn't Mika drawing glasses on a face permanent marker? I know right?
My favorite putter movie I haven't seen them any years and years and years so I can't say I'm gonna rewatch them once
I'm done with the last audio book
She's just not as cool. True. True.
All right, let's get to a flowing lesson in it.
I've not let us know I'm done the first book in a bit in seconds
Kuta fuck thanks to the 29
Thanks
and
Merry Christmas be no banks in 91. Thank you
Harry I've missed her biology and professor Sprout's gonna be really angry
Hello, Neville. What happened? I got lost and ended up coming out this wall behind me. It must be a secret passage
Now I can go in here.
Oh, shit, mega beam!
AHHHHHHH!
What the fuck?!
Dude!
I- I call- I-
Gandalf help!
I mean, Dumbledore.
Jesus Christ.
I will, but that bean fucked me up.
Jesus Christ.
What the hell was up with that?
I'm going back in.
What?
Okay.
I'm not going to hurt you again.
I've learned my lesson.
I did solid yeah, I mean it does make sense
I'm terrified of this one
So many beams tight
Okay, quidditch time I guess.
Your cat really wants to dip his paw in your beer.
You don't remember any of this from the PC version, that's because the PC version is a different game.
Both Harry Potter 1 and 2 have different versions of the games, and they're all made by different studios made from the ground up.
So they're vastly different. They're not just ported games. They're just like completely different games.
So I'm thinking of playing all versions of 1 and 2. It's kind of cool.
I'm gonna LBJ into the Quidditch training pitch.
Alright.
Hello again, Porta.
I'm still trying to get into the Quidditch team.
Maybe this year I'll have some luck.
you mention me to all of the words you are the griffin those seeker after all
oh they are turn-based those on Game Boy real huh
our defaults 67 thank you not gonna lie rather play literally any other game
than all the Harry Potter games. You only say that because you haven't played Gollum.
Sorry, the game three two it's our ethics 30. Thank you
Now this is super simple. Oh my god the turning ratio, okay chill
What up, but yeah, I could use the most tomorrow true true
That's it, Harry. Excellent. For that performance, you burned your gold wings and 25 heist points
for gripping door. Right, Harry. Now we're going to move on to the next stage. I've got
two broomsticks to choose from. You should try them both out to see which one you prefer.
the first one try it out by flying through these rings okay oh my god it's
actually reverse control some people prepare the up and down controls the
other way around yeah second brim will let you try with these controls yes that
is a lot better
funds better do you want to try them again no so hi which one did you prefer
seconds like your brim by if you decide to change controls later you can do
That's a clever way to try what you want though, I like it.
Yeah, I mean, I don't think there's anything else to do here.
What a bulbous-
The flying controls are a bit more tight in this game compared to the first one.
Definitely feels a lot more like easier to fly or maybe I'm just a better gamer compared
to yesterday or two days ago.
Excellent. For that performance you burned your gold wings and 25 heist points for Gryffindor.
No, I never play the Game Boy versions, I never did.
Time for your second Seeker Training Lesson.
You seem to have gotten the hang of chasing the Snitch.
Let's see if you're any good at catching it.
Fly through 10 ranks, then move your hand over the Snitch and hit the X button when it appears on screen.
On my mark.
3...
2...
1...
Yeah, their own house can give points, dude.
They don't give a fuck.
I have no plans on playing through Warcraft games, no.
For that performance, you've earned your gold wings and 25 heist points.
Dude, we got 405 points without the first meeting, man. It's so over for all the other co-spouses.
Whichever team's seeker catches the golden snitch scores 150 points for their team.
This often results in that seeker's team winning the match.
Let's see how you end up catching a snitch.
But it's not guaranteed.
We're just racing against another seeker.
Ready? Three, two, one.
Starfield won the marathon?
Deeming Starcraft because I held no I ain't playing Starfield again
Apparently they're revamping Starfield though, maybe it's worth a revisit
That's it, Harry.
Good work.
That's it, Harry.
Speed!
Good work. Keep up.
That's it, eh?
Yoink!
For that performance, you've earned your Gold Wings and 25 Heist Points for Gryffindor.
Good session, Harry. The Quidditch training doors are always open for you.
Or is it Quidditch Mask decided by like Seeker vs Seeker?
It's not though.
Just because you grabbed the snitch doesn't mean you win.
I think a lot of people think that's how it works, but actually that's not how it is.
I don't know.
Do you think it's a good idea?
Yeah, why not?
I've been so afraid before, you know.
Anyway, if you're going to win against all the founders champions, you need to practice.
That's true.
How about here then?
This is good. Let's say the path divides us. So it's like a proper arena. You can't cross it and neither can I.
Okay.
Remember Harry, you cast knotback jinxes in the same way you usually do with the X button. But special jinxes are cast using the circle button. And look, those flowers are sparkling. So that means they'll have special jinxes inside them.
Hold on.
Right. Let's go.
you
I'm sorry I'm calling I'm probably disturbing you in the middle of the stream mom you're
You're never disturbing me.
Get ready!
Jules!
My turn! Ron's dying.
I have a good identity, so...
Here I come, Ron!
Oh, is that a Vodekidobra?
RUNS FUCKING DEAD!
Well played Harry! That's round one to you!
Paisy game! What up, Creedle?
Get ready! Jool!
Why are you backseating me when you're the one losing, Ron?
How about you try moving more?
Haha, that spells so broken.
Boom!
You're really good. I reckon you could beat nearly anyone now
Don't play yourself so high run come on. So I'm bored. Thanks 49 man. It's all right. Thanks 30
You try to do the brightness boosting glitch, I don't know what that is
Hey you
Have you heard the Slytherin have a new seeker? I wonder who it could be
It's me and look at what my father has brought the whole Slytherin team
Very latest model only came out last month. I believe it considerably outstrips the old
2000s and this no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. No one asked your
opinion. You filthy little mudblood. You'll pay for that now, boy. Ron, are you alright?
Oh shit! Ron hold on man! Is there a car over here? Oh my god man, it's throwing up everywhere.
Oh
This is fucking nasty.
Oh yeah, I forgot to share banana pizza, hold up.
Who made this?
It's awesome though dude, banana pizza and uh, was it self made though?
Fuck yeah dude.
That looks incredible.
Damn.
That looks awesome dude.
This was like over an hour ago. You shared this then I completely forgot but I opened it and then I got distracted with the game
Thank you for sharing
Yeah, the the cross could be a little bit more like burnt like I like when the cross is a bit burnt, but it's all good. It's all good
Oh no right what the hell did you do I'm gonna check it no this is not taking
It's just this segment is like very slippery
Oil on the crust had more color
Run wait up
He was literally right in front of you, okay.
Ow.
Where is R- I should just go left side here probably.
There we go.
Jesus.
Hey, you.
Electrocuted to death.
Crossbringer thinks 56, does not think so, 50, bad max,
thinks 11, and away with things 44.
Oh shit, I start here again
I only wanted to catch more beans is why I died actually
This is not a permanent tattoo on my face, you know.
is to find out we got more than enough beans well we will need a lot but still
it's okay
That was a good one.
I'll play the new Harry Potter even Horrors like I see no no plans
I have already played that one when it came out.
Any card over here? Probably not, right?
Chris, for everything, he's right over there, he's shrubbed.
Mr. Mean Cookie 26, cannabis, Big Nointy, thank you guys.
Good luck. I did not follow those
I see this is fucking nasty by the way
I
Don't keep fucking puke more man. I'm gonna fail
Oh my god, I'm gonna fail
Hurry you haven't managed to collect enough slugs try again. Yeah, Ron puke more
I know how it works now, it's a bit confusing at the beginning.
I'm pretty sure this is actually a very different minigame because of your FPS.
I'm just at 30 FPS though.
Oh, maybe not a learning spell here, but let's see if I can.
I have to.
Really, Harry?
I don't know what you've got against Professor Lockhart.
He's a fantastic teacher.
Well, he seems to think so.
Defensive against the Dark Hearts can be found in the Upper Castle.
I'll show you the way, Harry.
Yes, Alan?
I mean, you played without upscaling or anything, so you're going to have, like, all this shitty FPS and stuff, right?
Do you think Harry should have ended up with Hermione or Ron's mom instead of Jimmy?
A fluff?
Did you know that if you eat a chocolate frog, you get back stamina?
Yes Colin, I do.
Right.
Sorry Harry, but if you want more famous-
I thought I was biking faster than his game rendering stream.
I guess these are the duels.
Monka?
Hufflepuff!
Do they even know how to duel?
So you have found me, the Hufflepuff Wizard Jeweling Champion.
There's no way I'm going to let a Gryffindor student beat me.
Come on, let's duel!
Get ready, duel!
Now the match gets up and both pairs quickly to the side.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Things are really hot in the match!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Oh, I didn't get the Vodakidavra.
Lag.
Epic.
Oh, a Vodakidavra.
Oh, a Vodakidavra!
I missed?
What's the yellow one stop
Oh
Miss Rexing's to annoy look what you've done to my wand here have this famous witches and wizards card
Skibaldic's the 10 year anniversary dude fuck yeah, thanks
Hey Ligahoo Flippuff.
Ten year anniversary, yes.
Crazy man.
What happened with the time?
Congratulations young man.
Quite a feat let me assure you.
Meeting the Hufflepuff dueling champion.
Well, well, well...
A Gryffindor suit you have to wear.
I need 20 cards.
You're wasting your time talking to me.
Especially seeing that you don't have
20 famous witches and wizard cards.
Now go away.
Okay, chill.
Come on through, foolish Gryffindor.
Ah, it's I need 20 for the last year over.
Hey, you!
Lord of Blast, everything's two years and never...
There are so many anniversaries. Thanks, everybody.
Keso? What?
Do the portrait looks like Keso?
Ravenclaw! Ravenclaw is the coolest name out of all of them.
That's a cool ass name.
Welcome, Harry Potter, to the Ravenclaw Dueling Arena.
I am the Ravenclaw wizard dueling champion. I hear a tough competitor
But let me warn you young Harry. Fuck is a one person ever defeated me. Come on. Let's do
Get ready
First blog
That was a no hit come on step up your game and a stage of x44
You!
Now to get some rain!
And Potter's really good at the game, but the scope of the big mouth!
Great stuff!
Great thing for Potter!
Ow!
Expelliarmus!
Whoa! You beat me, Harry!
And look out! Here goes my wand!
You're not bad, are you?
Here, have this famous Witches and Wizards card.
And Sorral, thanks 55.
Ruin a Ravenclaw.
Ruin a Ravenclaw.
Ruin a Ravenclaw.
I have two cards I gotta check.
check
The idea they'd give them is that of crime on a raise on
realistic Harry I'm impressed you emerge victorious saying this portion is
case to see if you can beat the Slytherin dueling champion as well
her name to a Hogwarts house.
Dork is well beloved.
Yardley plant.
Helga Hufflepuff.
Hogwarts co-founder gave her name to a Hogwarts house.
You mean this is K-Soul?
I need 20 cards for that I got 14 me six more
Oh, I can't do this yet. I think I need to do the next lesson before I can do anything here
Yeah, I'm shot a hundred percent. Yeah, yeah, the hundred percent is kind of scuffed in this game. Oh
I gotta let the let the dog out
Chill here by the fire. Have a look at my photo album Harry. Yeah, I know a table my yeah, I know Colin chill dude
chill
Okay, I'm gonna open it. Open the dog hold. I can do a little shot flight.
You
camera moving
moving
moving
moving
moving
You.
This is the best we've got so far.
Okay, book the ring, is there a list of X-88 south, or X-85, why can't I move?
Hey you!
Dark arts, hat 646!
Why are the most traditional Swedish food you eat during holidays?
Christmas.
Prinskårv!
Yeah.
They gotta be prinskårv.
Sagwado! Thanks to the prom, man, thank you.
Sil.
True.
Sil.
the last two days in the rod right here yeah mention you things 25 many
kudismas you look we've got with the ham but I don't know if that's like
traditional Swedish is it don't you have that anywhere or maybe you don't I
I don't know.
The world is a strange place.
If I happen to buy graphical 1 today, well the odds you'll play it, it depends on when
I beat this game.
Is the Christmas goat still up?
Yeah, I'm right here.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, it is. It's still up.
H...
H...
H...
Ah...
H...
H...
A...
H...
H...
Ah...
Uh-uh...
Another victim.
Yo! An Ike!
Fucking hell dude mega bro fist of hell. Thank you, dude
As insanely generous man
Appreciate it. Hey, you and Volka. What's my height?
195 centimeters
You know like yeah
Yeah
This is not where dark arts is but I'm just exploring at least I don't think it's here
I've already been here.
Oh yeah, Riot said to check stream memes real quick.
I said to not check it, but I'm checking it
What what have I missed
Yo, sick though. Wait, Lepais Hermione? Wait, Distis Dombi? Wait, this is awesome.
I like this
This is awesome, I really like this the four horsemen of bad cosplay
He still didn't look up the potter's power line is actually straight down
So recursive that elder food Tark bullshit on his for what do you mean straight down?
Putters power line is straight down. What?
Mmm, coke.
Oh, I should have that as a 1% that's actually really good ball doing very nice
Okay, what is this?
Hold up. Let me let me download the video cuz this court scuffed. I want a full screen it, but I can't cuz this court scuffed
What did you what the hell did you do is this safe to watch on stream surely, right?
I mean I took no offense to the baldness, you know
Anyways, where is the fence against the dark arts probably over here?
Yeah, where is the fence against the dark arts in this game? It's got to be over here
Wow, there's so many secret rooms here that I can't do yet
evening's a gradient is that a robe or a hoodie it's actually a robe it is all right I think
we found it it's over here right oh yeah yeah woman mentioned salad appears brick get
Yeah.
Jokes, though.
Well, an honor, man.
Happy Christmas, you two.
Merry, I mean, and happy.
Yeah.
Okay, there are some secret rooms here.
Merry birthday.
Chewbacca! Thanks for the 47. Sometimes I can do a really good Chewbacca, most of the
time it's scuffed out. And Zella, thanks 93. Thank you. Nice intro to the upper castle here.
Let me kill you!
This should be a really interesting lesson.
Professor Lockhart is probably the bravest wizard who's ever lived.
Is that why you've marked all Lockhart's lesson with little hearts on your timetable?
I have not!
Are you okay, Harry? I'm fine. Come on, let's go!
I'm going in here, but this is not a secret, but it looks just like a secret one
Okay, what about this one? Is this a secret? Oh, okay, my bad
True except the the first belt solid learn will be leviosa so you can launch breaks of people with ease true true
How do your glasses look different if that was a permanent marker?
Well believe it or not, sombras, that permanent marker is not actually permanent.
Just ask to get off your face
Yeah, how's he was like makeup remover and stuff? Oh
Damn this is awesome
30 buzzy bolts
Guard! One step closer to the Slytherin Jewel.
Jacunda Sykes.
Sykes!
Harry Potter, Ignatius Wilds, Felix Gretruina, Jacinda Sykes, first person to fly across
the Atlantic on a broomstick.
Okay, are you bad to go somewhere? Yeah. Yeah.
Unfortunately.
This won't kill me, right?
Cool, uh, 15 out of 24 cards?
Yeah, I bind him.
What the fuck was that?
Hey, you.
Is that you?
Is that you?
Huh?
Huh?
It was like a big bomb getting my room shot.
Well?
The night's room?
What up, Harrod?
I'll be back, I'll be back, sorry, thanks for the 18, thank you.
mhm. What the fuck?
Yeah, but play the PC version of PS2 versions also, they're all very different from each
So it's kind of fun.
Hmm.
True, true line though, true, true.
This one is less rough than the first.
They definitely learned a lot from the first game.
Building up to this one.
out it's leviosa hey got him what up Ella's massive dent
Cassandra the Blatsky.
Cassandra the Blatsky, okay.
Harry Potter, Gaspar Chingle, Paracelsa, Hengist of the Herpo the Bertie Bot, Cassandra the
Blatsky, Celebrated Seer and Author of Unfogging the Future.
Bertie, Herpo, Bertie, Herpo, Bertie, Herpo the Fur...
Her party purple
Purple
All right, cool. We got that we'll leave this place
Bati, but I'll beat it e-33 DLC the main part. Yeah, but then there's like new gimmick super bosses that haven't done
Oh, Dumbledore is over here.
And another secret room.
Am I excited for the new Harry Potter series?
Not really.
I mean, I'll watch it to see if it's good, but I feel like it's so unnecessary.
Yay, Acredos!
There's time.
Seems the Terminator game seems pretty sick.
so many buildings coming up on the five hundo soon
new plans everything I do to cosplay plus serious playthrough again man there's
a lot of yapping in those games they're cool though but there's a lot of yapping
these games on the shorter side yeah these piece one versions are one
stream long.
Beans you buy stuff from Fred and George or unlock stuff.
I have something on my fort, a hug?
Is this the right way?
Is that another Seeker room?
Did all big sixty-one man up all as well?
Yeah, it's cozy and chill.
Thank you dude.
I
No more cards is this knowing in Sweden pretty much yeah, I wouldn't know though because according to chat I'm in LA
I was wondering if maybe there's a secret wall there with an easter egg.
If I was a dev I'd put an easter egg in that painting there.
I just gotta jump through the wall.
That would be sick.
Surely this leads to a car, it does! Very nice!
ZOOM!
ZOOM!
Adalbert Waffling!
Waffling? Waffling?
And I was just giving something to the real and lawyer, right?
Harry Potter!
Waffling.
In the image of the Greta Rowan, Josson Dorker's Yardly Helga Huff Adalbert Waffling.
Famous magical theoretician.
Okay.
You start a first Securo playthrough after now playing as finishing our release is good man. Yeah, it's it's awesome
Securo is cool
Too bad Securo Rendo don't seem to be peeves
Academic bear again, thanks for you dude
There's a secret anime in the works, yeah.
Alright, that secret room's dope.
I cannot find my way to the dark arts, dude.
Yeah, I'm lost in the children's game, it's so over.
Oh, I guess I mischeck in that door.
That sounds awful, Nick Wynn.
here all right I got this I finished all of Avalon it was great it was super
good actually. So on sale now too if you want to pick it up. Corretia, thanks for the five.
Thank you.
Do you have time to grab the beans? BM? I'm beaming.
I knew you'd be the first to get to my class.
I don't seem to have any signed photos on me at the moment, but have this defence against
the Dark Arts Race Cup instead!
No, Salad was not faster, and if he was, it's because he didn't grab the beans,
But if you grab the beans, it's because his game ran slower.
It's just true.
Totalus watch my expensive one as it moves and press my expensive one
Yeah
That's the easy one. Ready now? Yeah. Very stylish. Just like me. Very stylish. Just like me.
You have to press it so stupidly early for some dumb reason. Should we fight now? It's
fine. One more to go. Get ready. Splendid! Splendid! Splendid! Splendid!
I should definitely be over in a sick you've earned a great a congratulations
you've earned the defense against the dark arts lesson cup for your hard work
well done you have now won all the house cups and shields I did famous
Witches and wizards card is now waiting for you in your common room.
Nice.
Thanks.
Excellent!
Quite excellent!
And so to business.
Now be warned, you may find yourself facing your worst fears in this room.
No harm can befall you whilst I'm here.
The main come.
Ready?
A freshly caught Cornish Pixie. Don't worry, I stunned this one earlier. We are quite safe
Well, I'll ask you three just to put this little fellow and any others back into their cages
I'll see you after the lesson looks like look art wants to give us some hands-on experience
I'll take care of this one when a pixie sparkly is read you can use your new spell
Your wand has to be fully charged to stun a pixie
Okay
catch this pixie first harry remember stun him
he just turns into alien unpleasant when you stun him
We don't want to be cast if I could audition for the Harry Potter TV show.
Oh cast as I mean I'm as tall as Hagrid so that probably work
Colin? No, I would not be Colin.
An anonymous? 25?
Holy shit, yo, whoever you are out there, thank you, pal.
Insanely generous.
Who was it?
Show me that non-kicking.
Very nice of you, thank you.
Oh my god, they're flying out of their dumb ass cage!
Now then, okay.
You allow three monsters to advance six years.
Thank you, dear. Thank you. Pow.
No!
No!
Whatever, I had it. 456 were dead.
Well done, you all passed the test.
Obviously I could have defeated these pixies with just a few twills of my wand!
20 points to Gryffindor for being excellent students.
Almost a 500 points.
Isn't he wonderful?
So there is probably at like 35.
I don't remember this part is in the books, but is it in the movies?
It's not in the movies, yeah.
I don't remember it.
He does mention the helis hunt, okay, yeah
The horror later is outdated depends on when I beat this game
It shouldn't take all strings to beat this
Let's go first update on the house cup
Rivenclaw 250
nice knackle mass it's one of the reasons we're doing it the nostalgia
Slytherin
Suck it, Malfoy.
Griffin Door.
easy griffin door are in the lead on house points
the race for the house cup is heating up
quite the easy game in it quite the easy game
I still haven't learned how to go on blue platforms.
Silent got 7 out of points at this stage. That is just not fucking true.
You jokester. Click, thanks 95! Thank you.
Yeah, Stephen Fry is, yeah, the narrator here.
He's so good.
At my party there's Magity Haggis, Ferry Green Cheese and a Tombstone Cake. Delicious, eh?
This way, Harry.
Wasn't that nearly Headless Nick, the Gryffindor house ghost?
Yes, Colin, it was. It's brilliant here, isn't it?
Brilliant.
Well, I know where the dungeon is.
Can I open some other door?
Great hall now.
Alright, we're dungeoning.
I can't really explore more until I learn to go on those spooky platforms.
Dunder dungeon, dunder dungeon.
I have a special death day speech prepared.
This way, Harry!
I really do think that this will be a death day to remember.
This way, Harry!
Yeah, I'm using widescreen patch, so the game, believe it or not, is not stretched.
It's just more wide.
If I weren't to use the patch, Harry would look like
wide people happy or something.
Or yeah, Saga scum or whatever.
This way to the 500 dead day part of Sir Nicholas, the Mimsy Porpington.
Porpington.
5 easy poids, the slug pit, what's over here, this is loke's turn.
I get points for killing slugs
Harry killed a snail five points for
The dungeon is a nasty place, but you're fitted with an ugly face.
He persists with a testiculatation.
I'm sorry, house potty.
Don't cry.
Hold up.
I unlocked the door back here.
It's probably a card there.
If you say loo most of your Google, yeah!
I've heard that it works, apparently.
Hey Google!
Lumos!
Oh, I've turned down the flashlight.
Hey Google!
Nox!
Yeah, that's kind of cool.
Why, I thought I opened this door, huh?
Your cell phone turned off last night?
Store room
I probably need to do leave a room first no I don't have iPhone I go gel go gel pixel
well I can see the Lord of the Ring games anytime I played most of them so no blonde
Christmas at the moment, no.
Man to say, Big 40 Zinke! Zinke, thanks for the 45, it's in it too.
Early Merry Christmas, thanks for the 40.
Would he load to the stream? Yeah, that'll be my final stream.
Lord of the Rings, online, Guildwood chat, we kill the Balrog, and then I'm done streaming forever.
That's my stream finale. I'm gone after that. Done.
No, it won't happen anytime soon, no worries.
Oh yeah, they're working on a new Lord of the Rings game, yeah.
Oh, was it, was it cancelled?
All right, we're good.
Yeah, Peeves is only in the books.
Yeah, he's not in the movies or obviously he's in the games, too.
Oh, yeah, that was a beggar.
They didn't plan to put him in the films.
They just cut him down.
According to J.K.
Rowling Garfield card is also canon.
So you're gonna play it. I could probably like tweet at her and ask if Garfield part would somehow be canon in the Potter universe
I should be like ah fucking
Yeah, sure
Wait everything turned off in your house when I said hey, no, I'm kidding when I said that that's cool
Playstations or cabin in the books they are shit maybe it is then wait where is it
Oh Dudley has one
Grabbing some beans and shit
Oh ginger cookies dipped in tea, I'm sure you actually get to see the feast here
So glad you couldn't make it, Harry. May I recommend the Maldibert and the Stinking Salad?
Wash out the peas, Harry. He's one of his mischievous moods. Feel free to mingle, Harry.
Ron and Hermione are around here somewhere.
Happy death day, Nick. I think Ron has a present for you. I'll go and tell him to bring it over.
You little shit.
Hey, he stives down behind the table, Harry.
Use your lock-back jinx to get the prison back.
Oh, shit.
I
Don't
The face on the bottom it's a bit tongue-foolery, or tell me.
Quick skull pigs!
What? He just ragged all the way.
Speak to me, Stephen Fry.
The voice was growing fenter, and Harry was sure it was moving away, moving upwards.
He began to run, his stomach lurching.
Something was shining on the wall ahead.
Harry approached slowly, squinting through the darkness.
His Norris, Filch's cat, was hanging by her tail from a torch bracket.
She was as stiff as a board, her eyes wide and staring.
Foot-high words had been daubed them a wall above the petrified cat.
Harry shuddered as he read them.
The Chamber of Secrets has been opened.
Enemies of the air, beware.
Before Harry could leave, several people appeared in the corridor.
When Filch saw Mrs Norris, he screeched accusingly at Harry.
You!
You've murdered my cat!
You've killed her!
And then Draco Malfoy shouted out to everyone gathered.
Enemies of the air, beware!
You'll be next, mudbloods!
Professor Dumbledore calmed everyone down and sent them all to bed.
Reckon that he had an idea who the air of Slytherin was and both he and Harry went to meet Hermione in the library
Lime, I don't know what my dad's next show is he had one a long ago
I'll ask him on the 25th
I'm sure that Dracon Malfoy is the heir of Slytherin. I think he might be right, and if
he is, I know where we can prove it. Polyjuice Potion. Call you what? Polyjuice Potion can
transform a person into someone else, even a Slytherin. We could trick Malfoy into
admitting he's the heir. To make the Polyjuice Potion, we'll need several ingredients.
Lacewing flies, leeches, fluxweed, knocked grass, horn of bicorne, and shredded boomslang.
Okay, I'll get the locked grass on fluxweed.
Harry, you can get the leeches, lacewing flies, and shredded boomslang.
And I'll get the horn of bicorne. You two had better get to Potions class.
When I find a place to prepare the Polyjuice potion, I'll send Hedwig.
sounds good I still can't jump on those damn platforms though I want to get
those secret rooms who knows Lyme who knows
silence oh I gotta get a good grade with fucking Snape now it's doomed I
I suggest that Potter, Weasley, and Longbottom listen carefully to my every word.
This year, like last year, I won't allow any disobedience.
Pay attention, Potter.
You're going to remind us how to mix the Wiganworld potion.
If you remember, you must first activate the cauldron.
With this done, you must then press the three symbols indicated until the cauldron fills.
Okay you can't press too quick if you press too quick it fails.
Okay no grade there that's cool.
No grade.
Guns are from the war game Mutesloth, so thank you and come tight your big 104, Merry Coot-ismos.
Well, you first of all, Snape-e-boe, you know-
Hagrid the unit!
Like getting some not grass and flux weed. Oh, yeah, just make sure that you don't forget the boom slang skin
Lake swings and leeches
Leeches are nasty creatures, but if you're after some boom slang skin, I've got some in the hut
Made this stuff for homework. Do you?
Yes, that's right
Homework for potions. All right then Harry. I'll make a deal with you
Get rid of them gnomes in mid pumpkin patch, and I'll give you some boon slang skin. Okay Hagrid. It's a deal
Let's see if you can get these blasted gnomes out of my pumpkin first try well enough
And I'll give you some boon slang skin to fling the gnomes press the square button
Which will help you build up speed the faster you press the more speed you gain
How good is it a hairy thong press the triangle button when you're ready to chuck the little pest?
I don't know before solid failed 15 times as far as you can Harry
That's too old he is yeah
for every target you hit
what that went right through his head
Nice scam!
Nice scam!
N-
Hello?
I'm warm up run.
That wasn't warm up run.
Let's go
Let's go
What's in that fun Harry do you want to play again?
I
Can Hagrid scamming me dude
yeah that's a that's a cope salad mega cope crazy cope
that was a bad throw so that was a great throw nice nice
I swear these birds are the most scuffing to hit.
I got what I needed though.
Oh, okay, I didn't.
Okay, I need to get better score than that, but I got scammed last time.
Now I'm not gonna get scammed this time
Why
Please, please, please, please.
Come up, now!
Please, please, please, please.
Just reset, please!
Okay triangle please
It's gonna go through him like that is so
Okay, that's good, that's good.
Okay, not bad, not bad, not bad.
Is the bucket one you can hit to yeah, I guess so right
Try again
I could probably just full send it now and win.
because you're a streamer raking in millions now solid what do you mean okay
but I did win right I know right borrow your all-time highest score did I get
what I needed though what's in that fun Harry is there no wizard card to be had
here 800 I got complete scammed on that bird though that was like the biggest
scam ever I should be good I should have just full scent that I would have been
fine but I was greedy and I went for the birds
I think I'm gonna go to the cave, I think I'm gonna go to the cave
I had too much of the ride, it's over.
You get 800 points for the card.
The thing is, it's not even hard unless you go for this bird one, and the bird one is
mega scuffed.
I hate bucks, it's criminal.
Okay, it's not over at all.
I hate the bucket now, Eileen.
I think I win, I think I win now!
Fantastic!
That's your hope!
Wasn't that fun, Harry?
You wanna play again?
I
Oh
It's fine though, I easily got it.
I could just full send it.
If I was a little biatch, but I'm not.
I'm press triangle!
Okay, that was bad, but it's fine.
I win anyways.
Alright.
Well done
Edgar Struge
Edgar Struge?
Not fun Harry. Do you want to play again? No
Well you took 15 salad so
Yeah, I'll take it I'll take it yo Calakumar. Thanks for your nine razzle like 65. That's a lie. No
It's not and you were cycling save them in the back in time. Was your screen also off for that boom slang skin
bearded stones look at the time you better run off to the quidditch pitch your first match against Slytherin's about to start
Was there dirt in your controller was it cloudy outside
Did you manage to get the flux weed and not grass? Why am I toxic sweet?
But it wasn't easy come on. We better get to the quidditch pitch before it's too late
All right, let's go.
Salad, it doesn't matter if you go check it, no one's gonna believe it anyways.
That's how it works.
Navi, you're a professional streamer.
That's how it works.
You see, you checking and telling me what it is, it doesn't fit Chat's narrative
or my narrative for that matter, which means it's not true.
All right?
All right, Clay, thanks for the 84ers. Thank you.
This is your chat, so we'll believe him. If this were his chat, we wouldn't.
Oh. All right. Fuck.
Someone's tampered with this bludger
There's no way I'm letting mouth away
Die mouth
I
Fuck you laughing I was shit come here
I'll get you, Potter!
Draco is fucking dead.
Oh, no.
dead
Whatever, I don't need that one.
Or that one.
I'm gonna snitch!
What do you mean?
What?
So easy game.
Little shit.
Harry's arm was hanging at a very strange angle, but in his good hand he held the snitch.
Aha!
We've won!
Lockhart told Harry to lie back as he tried to mend his arm with a charm.
A strange and unpleasant sensation started at his shoulder and spread all the way down to his fingertips.
His arm didn't hurt anymore, nor did it feel remotely like an arm.
Ah, yes. Well, that can sometimes happen.
So, Harry, just toddle up to the hospital wing.
Madam Pomfrey will be able to tidy you up a bit.
The next moment, Dumbledore and McGonagall were backing into the room, carrying what looked
like a statue.
Oh yeah.
Together, they heaved it onto a bed.
It means that the Chamber of Secrets is indeed open again.
Is that Dumbledore?
Hermione whispered to Harry that it was about time he collected together the ingredients
for the Polyjuice Potion.
As soon as your arm is better, I think you should go to Diagon Alley.
It was half-term by the time Harry's arm was better, and following Hermione's advice,
he caught the train to London.
Harry met Hagrid in Diagonality.
You and it.
The potion for bone Skelligra was invented by Linford of Stinchcombe from the Popter family.
Oh, which is why they are rich?
Oh, is that canon? Is that true?
a while. Alright, maybe find some cars around here. Due to some faulty cauldrons causing
a stir, we are still closed. Splay to the 7 years man, thank you dudes. Gone on holiday.
next year. Gone bird watching in Wales. We are closed due to daylight robbery. Back at
7 o'clock. Robbery? Harry, I found the perfect place to make the apologies potion. Murning
Myrtle's bathroom in the upper castle. Come as soon as you have all the ingredients.
Hermione
We apologize to our customers for the temporary closure
We are still tidying up after Guildroy Lockhart's last visit. God damn nothing is open in this city
Wondered out for a spell. We'll return later
Nice see em ups Potter. Did your mom make them for you? Oh, I am sorry
I forgot mail for you almost as funny as philch. No get out of my way
All right, all right, four eyes. Oh, by the way, I've left a nice prize for you in this shop. Enjoy.
Yeah, he's savage, dude.
This afternoon, it's in 19. Yo, you too, you too.
It'll be, it'll be cool tomorrow. Lots of driving, but out of mind, listening to Harry Potter audiobook in the car.
I'm on the last one, so it's very, it'll be a cozy Christmas.
Welcome to the magical managery. It doesn't look very Christmasy in here. Does it is this better?
How can I help you? Yeah, some lace-wing flies, please
I do indeed have some lace-wing flies in stock, but they move too quickly for me. I see
You know, okay hiding in one of these boxes if you can catch five for me
I'll let you keep them. You need to collect all the flies within the time limit
All good
Be more careful you're breaking all my merchandise you must stop again now
Which one did you go in
Oh
Hot blue, thanks for the fire. Thank you
Did I get one?
Real?
Alright.
Welcome, you fellas.
Thank you, happily.
Job done.
You don't have a card in here or are you the queen guys out of the oven?
Holy.
Mr. Rassadys67 I should probably give my food soon.
Very honky.
Is this game a Swedish dub?
No, I think that's Harry Potter on PC that does.
Not on Blast as young.
Could be wrong though.
Oh, here's she again.
Ooh, what a lovely young man you are.
Don't milk it, boy.
My reservoir of compliments has run dry.
Now go away.
What the fuck do you mean caught?
Oh my.
milk it boy
Today is a goblin bank holiday therefore we are closed
Suzy thank you for the pit man. You're too generous man. Thank you. Suzy. Thank you. Thank you
I
Solid tried to do that sound and he fucked his ear up. I can't imagine that actually
I got this I got this
I
Thank you so much. How can I repay you?
Have you got any leeches?
There you are. And thanks again for your help.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
Well, we got the stuff. No gringots bank in this game, thank god.
If you go all your stuff we best be getting back to Hogwarts. I think I do well like I don't even have a choice
So that's cool
This is a different game from yesterday. Yes, this is the second game
Well done getting all the ingredients I asked for did you manage to get any powdered horn of bichorn?
Without orlar, but I had to sleep in Snape's office last night to get it
She wouldn't get me creeping about in Snape's office, especially at night
Here's the flux weed and not grass and here are the boom sang skin lace wings and leeches
How long until the polly juice potions ready? I'm afraid we still need some extra ingredients
Something from crab and Goyle. I've already managed to get some hair. What would you do with a polly juice potion Jack?
You're saying that you're gonna turn us into crab, gore, or a militant ball-strow?
Well, Crab and Goyle in particular are the only people Malfoy trusts.
He'll tell them anything.
You do want to find out where the Malfoy's air of scissor in, don't you?
Of course we do.
I just hope that the Polyjuice Post will wear off.
That's all.
Of course it will.
Ron, I think you should try and steal some hair from Crab and Goyle after lunch.
They like to have a nap after feeding their faces.
i've got a bad feeling about this come on ron let's leave for money to prepare the potion
this potion is going to be very difficult to get right i want to learn how to get the damn blue
platforms this potion is going to be very
you
waxes 33 was nothing but misery and now people are coming along really fun to
Play this again, because I have no memory of playing this version of it.
I suggest you follow the carpet if you want to get back to the common I have a card in the common
I'd best get some hair from crab and Goyle. Good luck. I'll meet you by the common room later. Oh
I need two more cards and I can do the duel
But I need I need to
I need to get the... I need to learn how to do the, um...
How to jump on those damn platforms. In the first game it was a spell you needed or whatever.
Many days in my gone for Christmas. Well, I'm gone tomorrow and the next day,
because my brother's birthday, he turns 40 on the 25th.
So tomorrow I'm spending about four hours in the car and I'm celebrating Christmas
And then I'm back home the next day celebrating my brother
Right in there. Thanks for it dude. Oh, you're younger brother
Every time
Let me kill you!
Harry! Crap! Goyle or Malphoy are in the great hole! They've enrolled in the dueling club!
I wonder who'll be teaching it. Let's hope he's not lock heart. I've had enough of him for one day
Hold on I'm going in here. Oh, so I'm gonna hit on my food home in here because I'm hungry the next big game
I got playing
There's some out in February. I don't know if there's any prior to that though
Bum bum bum bum
Oh, there it is.
Godric Gryffindor!
Yeah, but I just buy store bought one and guess...
I don't make my man.
I should have gone to the left instead.
Harry Godric Gryffindor!
Hogwarts co-founder.
Gave his name to a Hogwarts house.
Five more cards in the game.
Sorry, Harry.
What if you want more?
Okay chat, I'll do a little chat in the game. I'm really hungry, so...
How about you stare at Fred and George, huh?
It's kind of creepy.
I'm gonna go heat up my food there we go
.
.
.
.
I am back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Bunk Pinky Bunk. Boom. I am back.
I am ready to go.
Godric Gryffindor.
I ate that some carbonara just real quick off stream.
Fire Dragon, I think it's 13. Horror went. Good demo's out.
We'll see ya for this.
This game is not that long. It's a bit longer than the first one, but yeah.
Yo, Red Rub. No, we're not.
Why is Dent?
We're on wait up.
oh yeah jewel club they're doing a jewel is your carbon are also occurring
but not no carbonara ah all right carbonara right yeah
Harry have you heard mouth was in the great hole and he's challenging
Everybody to a jewel. Yeah, and no one's beating him yet. Why don't you go in and do with him Harry?
I hear you. What's the uh spell that like cuts people? I'm sure you can beat him
Serpent Sentra
face I
Did pick so yeah, did
Sectum Sempria my scar healed no
Monk Ass?
If it isn't the Great Harry Potter, for Anticule, I'm something of an expert.
Go on Harry!
You can do it!
Better watch out for the candles, Potter.
They've got special jinks in them.
Trust me.
to need all the help you can get.
Oh, of all that cadavera, what?
Malfoy you're not special.
It's over.
And the round goes to Harry Potter!
Get ready, duel!
Come on, Harry!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Come on!
Holy destruction!
Expelliarmus!
If you think that makes you the winner, you've got another thing coming!
Try this, Potter!
Serpent Sautia!
Oh, oh, oh!
What does Snake Speak call now again?
I don't remember.
Harsal now.
Harsal tongue.
Harsal tongue, yeah.
Sweet-ish.
Oh my god I'm going to die.
I'm ok maybe it moves.
Talk to him, talk to him.
Well, Steven Fry.
Hissing furiously, the snake hath slithered towards Justin.
Leave him alone!
Harry shouted. At least that was what he thought he'd shouted.
When he looked up at Justin, he was met with an angry look.
What do you think you're playing at?
The snake was lying slumped on the floor, docile as a thick black garden hose, so
why was Justin, and everybody else for that matter, regarding him with a look of
horror? You're a parcel mouth Harry! Why didn't you tell us? Harry didn't know what
a parcel mouth was, so Ron told him. You can talk to snakes Harry!
Hermione informed Harry that being able to talk to snakes was what Salazar's
Slytherin was famous for and how the whole school was now going to think that
he, Harry Potter, was the heir of Slytherin and therefore responsible for the
attacks.
Dumbledore wasn't in his office when Harry got there. It was a very
interesting room however and nearby Harry spotted the sorting hat. As he
approached it the hat spoke to him. You've been wondering whether I put you
in the right house but I stand by what I said before. You would have done well in
Slytherin. Harry's heart plummeted. He told the hat. He thought it was wrong
and then a strange gagging noise behind him made him wiggle around. Harry yelled in
shock as the bird burst into flames only to emerge from the fire more beautiful
than it was before. Then the office door opened and Dumbledore came in.
Forks the Phoenix is really very handsome isn't he Harry? Harry nodded still
shocked by the sight of the bird bursting into flames. Dumbledore explained how
phoenixes were fascinating creatures. And everything they let me know.
They can carry immensely heavy loads and they make highly faithful pets.
Dumbledore went on to say that he didn't believe Harry was the attacker
plaguing Hogwarts and he asked if Harry had anything that he wanted to
tell him. Harry thought of the disembodied voice he'd heard and his
growing dread that he was connected to Salazar's Slytherin. But in the end, he didn't want to say
anything about them.
Hey, you!
Zephyr, thanks dude, and Alucard, thanks 54!
Now that everyone knows your parcel mouth, they'll convince you're the heir of Slytherin!
You don't think it's me?
Slytherin!
Do you?
Of course not!
There's no way you're the heir, Harry.
Thanks.
We need to finish the Polyjuice potion
and prove that Malfoy's the heir of Slytherin.
That way we can clear your name.
Ron, did you manage to get some hair from Crab and Goyle?
Yes, I did.
But I'm telling you, it wasn't easy.
Okay, I'm sure I've done everything right.
Once you've drunk the potion, there won't be much time before we turn back.
Now what? We each have some other potion. Add the hairs and then drink it.
I'm still not sure about this.
Do you have run smash?
Ready? Ready? As I'll ever be.
One, two, three.
Are you two alright?
Yeah! Unbelievable!
Amoyane! Are you okay?
Fine. I'm fine. Go on without me.
Well, if you're sure, we'll meet you back here later.
I want to see what her mind looks like in these graphics.
later
the body said that we may have some difficulty moving because grab and go are bigger than us
okay
I won't try jumping across any gap
we better get going
before the effects of the apology potion run out
we need to find out where the slivered cupboard is
I hope we can find someone to follow. Those are slippery now.
Good. Follow them with that good shot of him.
Ah, shit. Here I go.
Almost five hundo?
Dumbledore really hated Slytherin, huh?
Oh, shit, I moved 500 beams!
I can't use him though.
What kind of path is this to the room?
Oh my god.
I
Lots of drama in this scene.
Alright.
Oh shit, it knows no more.
Yes, it did.
is the air of Slytherin! I wish I knew who it really is. I could help them.
You must have some idea who's behind it all.
You know I haven't, Goyle. How many times do I have to tell you?
But I know one thing. Last time the chain of secrets was opened, a mud-blood died.
So I bet it's only a matter of time before one of them is killed this time.
I hope it's Granger.
Don Inversava, Inversava, thanks 13 dude.
I was confused, he...
The fly! The fly hit you!
All good.
You can't shoot her.
I win now
me almost as funny as throwing a book at me let's all throw books at Merkel
because she can't feel it what's a lovely game I don't think here why don't
you have it
book
I'm glad we changed back. I didn't like being crab one bit. I wonder where Hermione went? I hope nothing went wrong with her potion.
Motion.
Harry, I'm very displeased that you missed my new defense against the Dark Arts class.
class yes maybe now I get it you have to study with the best come along to my
office for a private lesson professor gilderoy lockhart yes that's good yes yes
yes all right looks like you're still lockhart's number one student remember
that lockhart's office is in the lower castle I thought it was bad enough with
everyone thinking I was the air of Slytherin a private lesson with
knock heart is much worse I'm going to see if I can find her money I wonder
What went wrong with her potion and where she went?
Maybe now, let's see here.
That's a girl's ball through.
Maybe there's a card in here.
Many couldest bosses, frozen leap.
What do you wish for Christmas chat?
What do I wish for?
Oats? Oats is good. True.
Ex-wife? Oh.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.
Everyone's saying that pot is the air of slithering.
Pot is a parcel mouth.
Everyone knows that's the mark of a dark wizard.
New air fryer? Real.
A succulent Chinese meal?
Real?
Oh yeah, Dark Arts is down here, I remember.
But the gaming industry will change for the better?
Ooh...
Professor Lockhart's just left.
Said he was going to his office.
What?
Garfing.
Well, I gotta find the upper Hogwarts again, which is somewhere around here.
The castle is way bigger than the first game, yeah.
Way way way.
wait what if is nice penguin
Huh?
What?
What?
Well, I'll play silk song and wish you three free as Christmas presents.
there will be a time for them but Christmas ain't it that's just the
truth so did I just upgrade my spare
her mom is in the hospital wing the polyjuice potion turned her into a cat
seems like the hair from Millicent wasn't from her at all I hope Madame
Pompry doesn't ask too many questions anyway I suppose I should be going to
the private lesson of Lockhart
refiner big one oh three did thank you
all upgraded for pendo but it only works outside of jewels
that's bank
Not even close meat pouch. Not even close.
Oh wait, apparently only opens when you have 500 beans. The black portion was a mirror that
didn't render.
Ah, okay. Gotcha, thanks.
So now I got the upgrade of the pen though.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Splendid!
Splendid!
What?
Oh dear.
Oh my god, it's fainting!
Perfection!
Okay, you don't get a grade for this, right?
I don't think you do.
Oh shit.
That's the easy one.
Ready now?
Perfection!
Perfection!
Perfection!
Better?
It wasn't perfect, but...
But
One more to go get ready
Not perfect, but I think we're good enough the first one was messed up
You've earned the possible grade. Well done. If you come back later, you can try for a better grade and earn a special prize.
No! Lockhart!
Time to put the spell you've learned to practical use. Now Harry, hold down the X button to cast a fully charged, verdimilius, Q-O spell.
Once cast, the spell will show you objects hidden by dark magic.
Use what you find to leave the room.
Holy shit.
Yeah, so now we can explore those Seeker rooms.
Actually, I think there's only one room that has it.
But we can also go to the statue in the common room.
Well, I'll play with your three when I'm in the mood for it, Echo.
as simple as that. Witcher 3 is not a game I can just play because chat wants me to. That's
a hundred plus hours. You know, I just played Tainted Grail for like 53 hours and people
were complaining that it's too long. Imagine Witcher 3 which has more than double that.
It's not something you're rushing to.
Lockhart! My grave!
I should still be in the lead.
Ravenclaw.
Go to bed Ravenclaw.
Slytherin.
Gryffindor. Easy lead, easy.
Gryffindor are in the lead on the first point.
Thanks for the 10 views.
The race for the house guy is peaking up.
So many generous people out there.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa.
Happy Valentine's Day, Harry!
How many cards have you received?
So far, I've only received... 46.
But the day is still young.
I've arranged a little surprise for you and the rest of the students at Hogwarts.
My friendly card carrying cupids!
Are you, Harry Potter? Stay there.
I've got a musical message to deliver to you.
Valentine's cards!
Ugh! Keep away from me!
fail this okay
his eyes are as green as a fresh bliggle toe
his hair is as dark as a black bolt
i wish he was mine and he's really divine
the hero of gulf at the dark lord
what the fuck
hey you
awesome we have 5 or anything 77
I
There's only three gnomes now.
Wait I'm gonna die if I get hit by one more arrow I think.
Don't chill!
Chill! Chill!
Please calm down.
PLEASE!
Okay.
Right.
No?
Okay.
Steven Fry!
Then, at last, something happened.
Oosing back out of the page came words Harry had never written.
Harry nearly upset his ink bottle, and then more words appeared on the page.
I know all about the Chamber of Secrets.
Fifty years ago the chamber was opened and a girl was killed.
I caught the person who opened the chamber all those years ago.
Harry paused for a second and then wrote two letters.
Okay.
The pages of the diary began to blow
as though caught in a high wind.
And then the diary seemed to open up
and Harry was pitched head first into the opening.
Harry saw that he was standing in a corridor
in Hogwarts dungeons.
Peering through a crack made by an open door
was a boy of about 16.
Harry knew at once that this was Tom Riddle, the owner of the diary.
Then Harry heard someone speaking in a low whisper.
We've got to get you out of here.
Come on, I'm in the box.
The voice definitely belonged to Hagrid, who Harry now saw
was crunching down in front of a large box.
Riddle suddenly stepped out from the doorway.
Evening, Rebeus.
It's all over.
I'm going to have to turn you in.
The least Hogwarts can do is make sure the thing that killed that girl is slaughtered.
The young Hagrid rose up to his full height and roared at the top of his voice.
It wasn't him.
He wouldn't.
He never.
And then, from out of the box came something that made Harry let out a long, piercing
Scream unheard by anyone a
Vast low slung hairy body and a tangle of black legs a
Gleam of many eyes and a pair of razor sharp pinces the thing
Scuttled away tearing up the corridor and out of sight. How did you manage to do this salad? Yeah?
You're a sort of spider
the darkness became complete and Harry landed with a crash later Harry met up
with Ron and Hermione Harry could barely get the words out of his mouth it was
Hagrid Ron Hagrid in the Chamber of Secrets 50 years ago can I go back to
Lockhart now, please
What's up
Riddle might have got the wrong person maybe some other monster that was attacking people
Hagrid had never meant to kill anybody. We've always known that Hagrid was expelled. They said I could go back later salad
It's fine
I'm going to go back to see if I can find information on Tom Riddle and while I'm there, why don't both of you go and see Hagrid and ask him what happened?
Hell no, I'm running back to the castle. I want to do less than even though it's midnight.
Voyenal, thanks for the 30.
Better be careful, we're not meant to be out on the grounds after dark.
Let's split up to avoid getting caught. At least you can use your invisibility cloak to avoid being seen.
Remember that you need to collect these to power up your current they only last a short amount of time
So make sure you're out of sight when they run out
You can unlock the doors by using these pressure parts. You just need to charm a nearby object onto them
Okay, I'm guardian leviosa
Nice one Harry, I'll meet your Hagrid's good luck
All right, I got this.
Beans, almost six hundo.
Don't even use beans for anything anymore.
Ah, Billy, I'll make 50, dude, thank you.
So easy game.
Is that Snapey?
Snapey?
Who's there?
I'm going to go.
Oh my god.
Oh my.
Who's there?
And Guardian Leviosa
Harry Potter the grounds are off limits after dark
What do you mean?
Wait, I'm stuck in regarding Liviosa's thence. I can't move. I
Epic
She wasn't supposed to catch me over there
I can't see my percentage clear I want to see I have to see the young Hagrid in Tom
riddles diary harry and ron is actually nice they have summaries like this that's cool
riddle might have got the wrong person monster those people
had we would never have met to kill anybody we've always known how we would expel
i'm going to the library see if i can find information on tom riddle and while i'm there
why don't both of you go and see how we've nothing what happened
you'd better be careful we're not going to be up next please stop remember
you need to collect these to power up your club they only last a short amount of time
You cannot lock the doors by using these pressure pups. You just need to charm them.
Oh, you're never youngster!
Ease.
Nice one, Harry.
Wait, you're a hybrid. Good luck.
Because this version is base, doctor?
That is like the only answer I have.
I'm gonna die well McGonagall caught me as I was when Guardian Livio saying a thing
and then I got softlocked.
Move, Snape!
Move!
Who's there?
Okay, I got a chill.
Yeah, she called me here.
I don't even know how
Now we're fine though
Reveal yourself
No
Oh
Who's that
November, thanks for what he dood.
Dude.
What?
Sampa.
Sampa.
Snape.
When do I go?
Double see anyone mr. Fulc
No, I know you're there. No
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Felt's turned on.
This is the one.
Can I... Is Snape gone?
No, he's coming or can I move?
Okay, we wait for the next cycle.
Keep moving, please.
Filch! Oh my god, no!
Who's that?
f
this pressure pack has a different image on it, and there are no objects to charm
yeah just step on it
Are you chipped in me?
OHHHHHHHHH!
Nice.
You made it, Harry!
Shhh!
Someone's talking to Hagrid!
Yet again, Cornelius, I tell you, that taking Hagrid away will not help in the slightest.
That must be Cornelius Fudge. He's a minister of magic!
My dad's boss!
Quiet, Ron!
Look at it from my point of view, Albus.
I'm under a lot of pressure.
got to be seen to be doing something if it turns out it wasn't Hagrid he'll be
back and no more sad so where am I going you'll only be going for a short stretch
Hagrid it's not a punishment more a precaution if someone else has caught
you'll be let out with a full apology not as Caban come along now I grant if
anyone wanted to find out some stuff all I'd have to do would be to follow the
spiders badly them right that's all I'm saying Ron look all the spiders I'm
going to follow them all right be careful Harry I'll go and tell
I don't know how many what we've heard.
Okay, I'm alone with this one now.
Hagrid said to follow the spiders.
Hagrid wants Harry fucking dead.
I can't go!
Calm down, thanks for the call.
Thank you, thank you.
Flashimus Bangimus!
What up?
Oh, fair.
Easy game.
It's a deal!
It's a deal!
Is there a card over here?
No, following spiders is the second entry.
I'm curious that I young when and never.
Maybe I was supposed...
Okay, I think I was supposed to go here, I'm going to go the other way.
It's still in my backpack, Milton.
I'll put it up somewhere where I can't see it.
Sorry, Yoshi.
Oh, I can heal here! Nice!
Makes, makes, world makes!
Nice!
Yeah, it does, if it does.
Man.
I remember when people like growing up and people had lava lamps that shit was the coolest
thing.
Flashy moose, bangy moose.
What do you even R-level them so, like, what's inside them?
No luck, no luck.
Yeah, it's real lava, yeah.
Figured.
I'm fucking dead
Is there any like a Christmas horror game though we could light it up with that could be kind of tight
It's Mimesis? Christmas?
Oh, it's not like it needs to be Christmas.
Yeah, I can go there.
Okay, that's probably secret.
Frependo!
I make the wall solid so I can walk through it.
Oh, yes.
Oh, card! That's 20! I can do the final ju- ju- ju- juul.
Elvis Dumbledore.
Oh!
Harry Potter.
Elvis Dumbledore.
Headmaster of Hogwarts.
I think this is busy playing Noirang.
He's like Rining to level 5 or whatever.
All right, I'm fuckin' dead.
Okay
Oh my god
Kids game
I
Munga munga
just do land stuff with salad and leppa you guys haven't played peek when you
stuff well there's also leppa actually linked the game that was called store
bound that is one two three players and he told us to play when this is
corfa
although ironic that its name is store bound with leppa in the store and
I'm not sure.
what does that mean I can make this I think
I
This force is crazy
They just want to make 17.
I did play the Expansion 33 Village.
But!
Let's see.
Ah.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
33 didn't lose, got it, 1 got it.
Oh, Indy.
This is Aragog.
I don't think I missed a card, no.
Who is it?
I'm a friend of Hagrid's.
You don't think so, do you?
Hagrid's in trouble. That's why I came.
In trouble?
But why has he sent you?
They've taken him to Azkaban.
They think he's set a monster on students.
I come from a distant land.
The trouble I gave me to Hagrid, the knife was an egg.
He cared for me, kept me in a cupboard, and fed to me.
When I was blamed for the death of the girl,
I agreed. Protected me. Now I live in the forest.
So do you know what did kill her?
Nothing. That lives in the castle is an ancient creature.
We spiders fear the Marvel lovers.
We don't speak its names.
Okay. I'll just go then.
Go! I think not.
I've no healing!
What was that I don't know I guess I'll just break all these first I don't know what's
What's going on?
Did I break it myself?
It all seems like it.
I can just do this myself, I don't need to use the...
I have upgraded lapendo, just win, Lou.
Game
Our
I'm out of here
I like that there's actually two ways to win that fight
This game is like 2002 or Stephen Fry? Yeah, always think the emulator crashes there but
nope it's just Stephen Fry interrupting.
The car screeched to a halt and Harry dived inside.
Hurry up Ron!
The door slammed shut and Ron didn't need to touch the accelerator because the car
was already speeding away. They sped out of the hollow, branches whipping the windows as
the car wound its way cleverly through the widest gaps, following the path it obviously
knew. After ten noisy, rocky minutes, the trees thinned and the car stopped so suddenly
they were nearly thrown through the windscreen. They had reached the edge of the forest.
Harry and Ron arrived safely back in the Gryffindor common room.
What was the point of going in there?
What have we found out?
I'd like to know.
The Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets.
He was innocent.
Can I go to...
the fence against the dark arts now?
I need the last grades.
Harry?
Ron.
I'm sorry, but this will be a bit of a shock.
There has been another attack.
Oh no.
Who?
I am very sorry, but your friend, Miss Granger, was found petrified near the library.
I have asked all students to remain in their house common rooms.
I also have some rather bad news for you in particular, Mr Weasley.
rather bad news for you in particular Mr Weasley. I'm sorry to tell you that your sister Ginny
has gone missing. The suspicion is that she has been taken into the Chamber of Secrets.
Oh no! What are we going to do? Aragul mentioned that last time the Chamber of Secrets was
opened a girl was found dead in the bathroom. What if she never left that bathroom? What
if she's still there.
Moaning Myrtle!
Go to the girl's bathroom, Ron,
and find Moaning Myrtle.
I'm going to find Lockhart.
Lockhart? Why?
She's the defence against the Dark Arts teacher,
and whatever's attacking people
is definitely involved in the Dark Arts.
Okay.
I'll meet you in the girl's bathroom.
She will be alright, won't she, Harry?
Don't worry, Ron.
We'll rescue her,
Yeah, and then I'll close the chamber of secrets for good
Listen get your shit get your ass back in there. I need to go back behind a statue
Yeah, we're gonna do all the extra stuff now for one hundo
First let's see it might have been behind it this secret
There's one of these secret rooms that needed that blue spell behind one of these bookcases
and I don't know which one it is, but it was quite early, so it is definitely one of these.
Oh, it's here.
Well, this is one of them.
I think I was...
I think I was thinking of a different one, but I mean this works
Yeah, there's one more I remember
There is one more
No, wait, this is that one
Yeah, it's framing frames up in here. What up Zara King?
I wonder, am I misremembering, well I guess we'll find out, I'm missing three cards,
but one I'll get soon, uh who did I get?
Just some dorkest Yardly, Edgar Stryker, Adalbert, Chauncey, old Cassandra, the Black Bertie Bot,
Herpo the Hengist of Paracelsus, Gaspodge, Montague Knightly, Wizard Chess Champion,
1506-215-88.
I'm not a duelist, Linderin, I can now though.
There's two, there's two cards I don't have, one, well no, there's three cards I don't have.
One I'll get for dueling Slytherin though, so then there's still two cards I don't have.
Um, oh yeah, I'll get one for...no.
No.
There's a door here that's locked.
Maybe this is where I...I gotta go through the Seeker rooms to make sure, cause I think
there was one more that needed, that Verdi-Milius thing.
Why is it if you want to?
I already know your school.
Is there nothing else in this area?
Alright, we go... oh wait!
I do remember!
Yes, it's not behind the bookcase.
It's behind... um...
I'm fucking dead.
Um, it's behind the fake wall that's in Hogwarts.
I remember.
I'll also book to the next locker, okay okay.
We'll check this.
Cool.
Yo, IKSDD, thanks, 47.
Cool, yo, IKSDD, thanks, 47.
Anyways, we continue this way.
This is the one I think.
Oh, or later is outdated. I could just tab out and update it, uh, but I haven't done it in these six hours, but better late than ever.
Uh, wait, no. I don't think I need to go into this room, or do I?
I don't think so.
I think I finished all of this or did I not.
Hold on, let me check the operating room.
I feel like there was something here I wasn't able to do in one of these rooms.
I'm pretty sure
I missed the bird Amelia's door that
I mean I can check I don't have my phone. No I do. It's in my pocket. I don't think I have to barf garf. Let me check
Any lads have said anything
You said I missed the door for Verdimilius?
What?
Where?
Where?
Was it in here?
I
And a subject you can do thank you wait I think there is one here because there's a secret room within the secret room
It might be here.
Please tell me it is.
And then there's another Seeker Room.
Alright, so it's not this one.
I'm never gonna find this. Is it over? It might be over. Who knows.
What up little little little nights saw Gucci over what dude?
Let's see
There might be another one here, I know it was pretty early in the game
So it might be behind one of these
No. Not here. Nothing here.
A knight thinks of a pen, dude? Thank you!
Uh, Jambell guys, could someone from chat send me the website with the overnight oat
yoga recipe a lot of us so much a few months ago yeah it's um if you do
exclamation mark oaths
Oh, shit.
And Tony, thank you, dude.
Damn, it's almost like this game is drops or something.
Fuck you, Nate. Thanks, guys.
Go back to the room with a card. Wait, is it in that room also?
Lul?
No, it's all good. You know why I enjoy dude
overnight oats is the shit man legit and I thank you again dude thank you
Eddie AOE thanks for the 40 so is it in here I don't think so right
I've already done this. So I already got a card here.
Bookshelf makes the law cards office and you also didn't get an A from law card.
Oh, is A from law card a card? Oh, then I know. Okay, then we have all three then.
Oh
There's a surprising amount of people playing this game. I mean, I think these games are pretty popular speedrun
Okay, I think we know that let's head to
Can I even do law cards office now
Probably not I can't I don't think I can do law cards less than at the moments. I
Probably need to beat the game before it
You can do the lock our lesson in Collins book. Oh, you just go back and do it then.
I guess so.
No, law cards gave me a B.
for a law car one salad
let me see what this one is
not always up to a harry hunter
okay
well we could check that after beating the game then
we gotta hit that 100% so
No. I think this one has been done. But wait, can't you just go back in Colin's book and
do the lesson again but the chair Niko it's an error on chair you're better off
finding a used one on like a website they a lot of people sell them and it's
way cheaper hard me got a 78 most of the levels only appear once you complete
the game okay yeah snow biggie though snow biggie
that's his office but I want to do defense against the dark oh yeah I can't
do that right but this is where I get a card though
leppa is that Tamos is Tamos finished first door yeah this is the one I was
talking about yeah this is the one
Yeah.
Give me my hacking card.
Murder millions.
Daisy Dodderidge.
Daisy Dodderidge.
Harry Potter. The boy who lived. Godre Harry El Ignafil Greroid. Just Dork, Yardley, Edgus, Helga, Adobo, Chaucer, Cassandra, Daisy Dodderidge. First landlady of the leaky cauldron.
Wow.
Alright, so then...
Then, uh, what we do is, y'all, thanks Chaos Mark, what we do here is we, well, we go
back to the Gryffindor common room first.
Right, cruel, right.
We go back to get a fin door common room and then we zoo what zoo you
I'm tired because I was up late watching hentai.
I'm just gonna have to poke their smoke
Right
All right now we're back here and now we can do this stuff over here
What all bird what all
Okay.
You can just damn auto save function, I swear.
Oh yeah, yeah, you're right, there is no other levels except for the beginning levels.
That's...
Bank.
Okay, now we can do the, uh, Jill, the Jill.
Bald game?
That's a five minute old account.
100%.
They are, Gaystrap.
My glasses are real.
For real, true?
That looks important, let's do the duel first.
Oh
Shit
Well, well, well, Harry Potter. So, you've made it this far. I am the Slytherin Wizard
Jeweling Champion. You are courageous indeed to dare to come here. Come on, let's duel.
Get ready, Jewel!
How much debt's underway?
My plan's getting quickly into the store!
Oh, I'm saying I've never seen anything like it!
Oh, and that's the first round to potter!
Get ready, Jewel!
I'm going to get some clay!
Ow!
Ow! Oh, I said! I've seen anything like it!
Ah, things are really hot in the mouth!
Ow! Fantastic!
Expelliarmus!
Oh, you beat me. Oh, the shame of it. I'll never be able to hold my head up in polite society again. I suppose I'd better give you a famous witch and wizards card then. Here, have this one. I've got another like it anyway.
Salazar Slytherin.
Salazar Slytherin.
No I don't accept you beat Meetherson. What?
Well well well Harry Potter. The first ever student to beat all the founders dueling champions.
I suppose you ought to be congratulated. Well done.
I remember I played PC version of this and fault the spot that was unaffected by volume slider.
No, apparently I have played a PC version of this but I don't remember it.
oh nice Eliza what the hell is this maybe you need all the cards to open
Miss. Oh yeah. Harry Potter. Godric Gryffindor. Hogwarts co-founder. Yeah, so there's only-
Godric Morgath Paris. Hey, her Salazar Slytherin. Hogwarts co-founder. Gave his name to a Hogwarts
house. Oh, damn it. Yeah, you need all cards. Well, I can only get all cards after the
zu
Top ice god, is there a card for Voldemort no
I'm considering playing like the PS2 or the the the PC versions yeah. I've already played
them but it's fun to replay them but I'd rather be able to do magic or have super powers
I mean that really depends on the super powers in it
Yeah, I never play the Lego putters that could be cool also
Oh fuck, I was looking at Shat.
Holy mega puzzler of gaming hell.
I
Oh
What is like there's sand in my controller chat, okay, there's sand the non reason to Ella Suarez
Imposter
All right time to actually win I was joking I was joking I was trolling dude. I was trolling
Stalling contents on time for Garfield car
I'm gonna speed around strats in the next room.
I'm gonna get hit by purpose and reset the cycles, I can go fast.
Housepoints!
Frippin' endle!
I'm going to go back to the other door.
I'm going to go back to the other door.
Where did I just go?
There's no way back up.
Oh no.
Well there's a law card.
That's good.
door.
I'm going to die if I go for-
Dude, why can you leave that door and then like it locks behind you so you have to redo
everything?
What's the point of that?
I'm still gonna check the left wing though.
The reason the cycle is fine.
Alright, gonna get hit on purpose here, coming up.
So we get a quick cycle, speed straps.
what do you look to our gate please
my god swing then swing then okay this is you scary stuff alright let's
stopping ball here. What's over here?
There's a locked door down there, but at what cost?
Okay, there's a lever here.
Swing then.
Nice.
Okay, what does this do?
Open the lock?
But I already found lock cards, so I'm kind of confused.
And this doesn't lead to a, uh, card, because we know which card I'm missing, so...
It's a bit weird.
I'm gonna die.
Smart.
I didn't see what that said, but there's a cat here.
You're not dangerous, right?
So this is like some easter egg room or something?
Jelly beans you buy cards with it, but I wear the bottom all, so jelly beans are like useless for me.
Tompa, wow, thanks for the one year. Who would you really be at, thanks 54?
Well, now we know.
Oh, yes. Oh, yeah, what the door says. Yes, good catch. I forgot.
The door says...
Warning keep out dangerous creatures inside
Well, it's just a cat it was a kitty cat and I then sense sense and I then sense sense
Oh, Mr. Potter, I'm rather busy.
Can I retake my grades?
Professor, I have some information for you.
I think Moaning Myrtle was the girl who was killed by the monster 50 years ago.
She may know where the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets is.
Ah, uh, well, okay, if you're sure-
I'm working on it, Eva, working on it.
I mean, we're going to the finale of the game now.
Oh, it's you. What do you want?
To ask you how you died?
Oh, it was dreadful. It happened right in here. I died in this very bathroom. I remember
so well. I didn't hear because Ali Pongby was teasing me about my glasses. I
hid in a cubicle and started crying. Then I heard a boy come in. He said
something funny, a different language.
Anyway, I unlocked the door to tell him and go and use his own bathroom, and then I died.
How?
No idea.
I just remember seeing a pair of great big eyes, and my whole body seized up, and I was floating away.
Where did you see the eyes?
It's creepy dude.
Why?
Okay.
Open.
Open.
I'll go first.
Well, it looks like you boys can't meet me, so I'll be off.
We'll be right behind you, Harry. Won't we, Professor?
Oh, dear.
Oh shit is this like minigame Harry's fucking dead
Oh, there's no way you guys are winning this!
off the head of a big sum. Thank you.
Game, focus on.
I can't slide faster than this. They're cheating
Actually, I can if I hold forward yeah
Oh, shit!
My man is taking a beating.
Okay, I'm not letting Lockhart run wind this time.
They haven't caught up yet.
They have no core up yet.
Oh, easy win, easy win.
No, I just this potion and then place some other thing.
It will see what time it is.
I'm driving stuck on tomorrow.
Third, thanks, 33, then Frank, 68, Zelek, Alex, 90.
Oh.
Oh, welcome, Harry! Here you are at last!
Careful, Harry. I think he's lost it.
Lost it? What? No, no, no, no, no. Not the great Gilderoy Lockhart. It's just that
now is the time to end this little adventure.
See?
I shall go back to the school, tell them it was too late to save the girl, and that
you both tragically lost your minds at the sight of her dead body.
Oh no, I know what he's gonna do. He's gonna try and hit us with one of his memory charms.
Yes indeed, the famous Lockhart memory charm. I'm sorry boys, but it is for the best.
Right.
Watch out for the memory charm!
Oh good, Ron, trust me.
Give me a ball of cadabra.
Aw.
Yeah, so let us run.
Ron!
Are you okay?
Ron!
Yes, I'm through here!
I'm fine!
He got blasted by his own memory charm!
What are we going to do now?
Well, we can't get through this lot, it'll take ages!
There's only one thing to do.
You are here and I'll go on.
Ginny's been down here for hours,
and if we waste any more time, it might be too late.
Okay, Harry.
I'll start trying to shift some of this rock so he can get back through.
Just Wingardium.
See you!
See you!
See you!
Okay.
Thanks for nothing of them.
I
Called run y'all do this
Bowshaaaam
Why thanks, Nafi.
the
Oh
Yeah, that was epic.
Okay, we need three levers, I guess.
Is this finale?
It is, yeah.
Okay, we need three levers I guess this finale it is yeah
Hmm?
Lionheart's 42, dude!
Dude, I love this game.
Hagrid's so cool, man.
Die, sale! Jesus.
Yeah, what the hell am I doing here?
Oh, there you go.
Okay that's one.
millions next
I
We've got him leviosa hobheads by what
We've got him leviosa
Is this dent or
Wingardium Leviosa!
Ah!
Wingardium Leviosa!
What the hell's happening here?
Are one of these rocks gonna work or...?
Wingardium Leviosa!
Let's see this hobbit.
He's doing randomizer primitive, 14 and a half hours in.
Oh my.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh fuck off dude, you're fucking kidding me, that's a pool of death. I thought it was just poisoned down below.
Oh my god.
It's over.
It's over.
Okay, I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I guess I'll try one rock at a time until I find one that works
So I'll start over here
No
That works, okay, I don't even know what I did I
Oh troll
I still have like 64, thank you
It's troll again here
I want to thank you, pixelatex64.
very expensive glasses
I can't believe that worked.
Jesus Christ.
Ah, that's two out of three.
Un memore.
This reminds me of like a Zaldu dungeon.
Tempo!
Tempo!
Tempo!
Tempo!
Tempo!
Tempo!
I don't know what's going on, but it's working.
I get points for- Yeah, I got a kill the guy down here.
It's import FALMTO.
Tight.
Zoom!
Zoom zoom
What is that shadow? I actually don't even know why I asked
100 points.
Alright that's all of them, but time for bossnuh.
I haven't decided what I'm doing for New Years yet.
No uh, decedinho.
Can you lose by points at the end?
I guess you can because of if you just keep enemies in
sure.
Ginny!
Ginny!
Don't be dead!
Please wake up!
She's alive but only just.
Ginny's been writing in the diary for months pouring out her soul and as she did I grew
stronger until I had enough power to start pouring a little of my soul back into her.
Ginny weasley opened the Chamber of Secrets. She dwarves threatening messages on the walls
and set the serpent of Slytherin on the mudbloods and filters cat. I'm afraid Ginny told me
all about you, Harry. So I decided to show you my famous capture of that great oath,
Hagrid, to gain your trust. One day I hoped to lead another in my footsteps to finish
the work of Salazar Slytherin. I knew you were on the trail of Slytherin's air, so I led
Ginny down here to wait.
Tom Riddle was my vile, non-magical father's name. Do you see it yet, Harry?
I am Lord Voldemort, and now, Harry, I am going to teach you a little lesson. Speak
to me, Slytherin, greatest of the Hogwarts Four!
Can you like, um, I think you can, right?
Oh no, this sound volume, that's it.
The hell am I doing with this?
Oh shit!
Okay.
So this thing is impossible to control Jesus.
You're the state you think possible to control Jesus.
You need a fucking dead, so am I.
Why is he missing?
Is this the teeth? Is the teeth you gotta hit, okay.
It's so hard to control this!
It goes all over the place.
Alright, I mean we're- it's working though.
Oh my god!
God!
Get up, the hider's back!
Oh
My god
That was good, one piece is done.
It's only the other one now.
Next time, next time it's over and then I'm going to die because some gimmick and I have
It's over Tom, it's older Tom Riddle, I mean.
Ah!
Oooooooh!
Aaaaaaah!
Ah!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ah!
Hey, you!
There was silence. Silence except for the steady drip drip of ink still oozing from the diary.
The basilisk venom had burned a sizzling hole right through it. Shaking all over, Harry pulled
himself up. His head was spinning as though he'd traveled miles by flu powder. Ginny drew
a great shattering gasp. Harry told her that it was all right, that Riddle and the Basilisk
were finished. They were flying upwards, and before he'd stopped enjoying the ride, it
was over. All three of them were hitting the wet floor of Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. Harry
told them everything. He told them about hearing the disembodied voice. How Hermione had finally
realized that he was hearing a basilisk in the pipes. How the hell could it swim behind?
How Aragog had told him where the last victim of the basilisk had died. How he had guessed
that moaning Myrtle had been the victim and at the entrance to the Basilisk's lair, the
Chamber of Secrets, might be in her bathroom.
Professor Dumbledore explained that 50 years ago Lord Voldemort as a 16-year-old Tom Riddle
had enchanted his diary, and that diary had enchanted Ginny.
Later, Harry managed to release Dobby from the slavery of Lucius Malfoy, for it was Lucius
Malfoy who had planted Tom Riddle's diary on the hapless Ginny Weasley.
And as for Harry, well once again, he truly was the boy who lived.
I'm good you and thanks to the one 18 and when car is 68 and clumps of 58 thank you
guys finally let's see who will win this year's house cup
Ravenclaw
Joy, yeah, hey, thanks 37. Thank you hufflepuff
Slytherin this was easy win easy. I don't know what the pitch meeting is. Yeah, if indoor I'm going to talk to Monica tomorrow
Damn, can't even fill it up more in the lead on house points
I
Kind of want to play the ps2 version of this game next time
It's it's vastly different and it's supposed to be really good. I have played it, but it was a while ago
We're not done with the game though. We have a secret door to open when we get the last card
So I got to just get the highest rating in the defense against the dark arts, which is easy
Time to turn in I
Wonder what this studio does now probably doesn't exist, right?
Our game will be next. Well, I would like to play this one, but for PS2. The PS2 version of Chamber of Secrets.
They reopened last year?
Vaah? I don't want to play Harry Potter 6 and 7 yet because I am listening to the
last book in audiobook form so I don't want to play the game until I'm done with that.
They would refocus on re-releasing and remastering their existing franchises.
Really? Huh. Damn.
A bunch of these people are part of Rocksteady?
This game is sick though.
I really like this game.
It's definitely a step up from the first game.
Really a big step up.
Oh, okay, I don't think I've heard of it.
My wife and I listen to the Jim Dale books every night while falling asleep and through
them at least 100 times while I was 15 years.
Wow, Felix, damn.
damn that's awesome I like the first game more cuz I could collect cards as
I play the game or on the way to the last one third for minimally is yeah I
agree I agree the collect the collectathon is more enjoyable in the
first game but this game definitely feels better to play I think
oh damn scotch fucking hell I hope you don't get scared away yeah our own is so fucking
cool dude look at that
I
I
Her mine is getting getting getting high no doubt
I'm not done with this game, man. I gotta get the card and open the door for a hundred percent
Well, it should be a hundred percent then. I don't think I can skip these credits
See I'm missing one card. I know where it is as fast to grab it
Yeah, Sally. Yeah, figures. It's not as smooth as the first game.
I
Cry key salad
I want to play the mummy game on ps2
too. That was awesome.
Okay, come on.
Oh, it fits that puzzle game desk. Low chance I'll play it. David Attenborough's nephew
was one of the voice actors in this? Real. The boy! The man! The lad! Holy! Did we even
see him a single time in this game. I see that, that's okay. Yeah, one of those can
be cool all right there we go let's get the final cars I can open this shit up
Oh, can I just go do it now?
Or do I have to teleport back?
No?
Oh wait, I can't even move here.
Okay.
I gotta teleport with a book.
Okay, lots of portraits, a dangerous jump, herbology, uh, two defense against the dark
arts.
Professor Locke-Arts, defense against the dark arts, it's gotta be here, right?
What do you do after this, then? Do you get back to the menu or what?
Okay, make sure I don't fail this now. I won't, but still.
Wait, is this the wrong one?
action! Very stylish! Just like me.
Oh, this is wrong? Ah, shit.
I guess I just quit the game and reload.
Yeah.
That's fair, KSN, that's fair.
Okay, um, oh yeah, it says I guess, well there's a card symbol there.
I said this one, but yeah, yeah, this one I don't have, all right.
Don't try to petrific us to Kalasel again, you should do better this time, will you like
to make improvements to your cult grade, have you?
Yes.
Watch my expensive wand and present all the points to do this three times, and you
will learn Verdin Milius duo.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Perfection! Perfection!
Splendid! Splendid!
That's the easy one. Ready?
Splendid!
Very stylish! Just like me.
The timing for this is like so incredibly scuffed.
It should be enough though, surely right.
I
Should be fine
Okay, you burned the possible grade well done would you like to try again?
Wait what?
What I didn't get a B. I got an A
What?
What is this fucking scam?
Watch my expensive wand as it moves and press the cymbals it points to.
Do this three times, and you will-
Maybe it's something to do with widescreen and it glitches out.
Splendid! Perfection! Splendid! Splendid!
That was bad.
That's easy for me now.
Splendid! Perfection! Perfection!
Want to go?
Splendid! Perfection!
hey you perfection perfection okay now then
surely that's it right
yeah that had to be it yeah midair thanks for the five eight eight congratulations
all right splendid christine krunk
that's all the cards well done so I need to get oh yeah I am in the common room
already right can I just like quit now I guess I'll get an auto save first just
to make sure you angry God who's excited
strange why is the door logs I bet if on another way around
What? No I'm out of here.
Okay exit puts me in the room right the common room right the common room
right right the common room please yes now I can go here and open the door
oh yeah what was the last card I got Harry Potter Elvis Ignatius Felix Greta
Rowena Jisunda Dorkers Crispin Cronk this is the Azkaban for keeping sphinxes
in his back garden. Is that illegal? Sphinx's? Alright. Now that we got all the cards we
can open this mega secret door over here. I don't remember what's behind it, we're
about to find out in one minute it's time okay install the game
I
What is this
Potter
Ron Weasley
A Mayony Granger
Draco Malfoy so cool
Albus Dumbledore
Hagrid
Deldoroy Lockhart.
Hell yeah, horror.
Madame Hooch.
Hell yeah.
That's the vibe we want, you know?
Professor McGonagall.
Professor Sprout.
her snake.
Guy trash.
What?
Guy trash?
Hagrid's hut.
Basilisk.
Chamber of Secrets.
Herbology Greenhouse.
Herbology Greenhouse.
Yeah, I know where I saw it.
Yeah. I just beat the game. Yeah, should be a hundred percent.
Mowning, myrtle.
Nearly headless, Nick.
Harry's bedroom at Privet Drive.
Ford Anglia.
No.
I
Forks the Phoenix a few miles back flame up a puffer pod
Quidditch player
Quidditch player
Aragog's lair cool. I will not see that in hide Tom resolution
Troll bridge
forbidden forest
Arthur Weasley's automatic washing machine. That was it dude. That's a cool little thing you unlock
Oh, yeah, I need to now check
Let's see. Yeah, I'm gonna see if I got a hundred percent. I think I guess I got to get a
an autosave which I might get now yeah that's an autosave let's check
save state before you try and check what why don't you just
Yeah, it should be here. Just pressing English and it should show the save files, right?
Woo! Hey, you! Job's done!
Gabriel's like 64. Yeah, I don't know what kind of rocket science you did, Salad, but that was easy.
Pole get pole get pole get pole get.
You had 431. Yeah, but your in-game time is no way accurate. There's no way.
is your game right at like 3 FPS
that is just the truth
I didn't even do it
I did less attempts than you
also I had to let the dog out so you know
that takes a long time
So what game are we racing Salad? Goblet of Fire?
Fucking A.
You'd race any of them? Yeah, I mean yeah.
What do we do now? Garf? I mean, it's kind of tradition to do Garfield on New
Years and Christmas. Fucking Molten Guy's already in. What is this? Deathmode
shared a screenshot. Fuck off.
Yeah, one hundo we got one hundo on the first and the second I do what I really would like
to play the ps2 version of this also.
You put up things 47 Christmas garfing I'm down I'm fine with doing it.
So is PS2 version and PC version also different?
I asked this, I just think chat said yes they are.
Oh fuck the boy.
Fuck.
Alright.
oh brother he say I will not play Garfield card on New Year's it's a
short for Mika I will not play God now I'm not saying that salad has to join the
lobby to sound even have this game hopefully not what the hell would he
ever have this game ever this cursed ass fucking game
Wait, you up-sink up little bro!
Come on then, Salad!
Why did this game become a meme here?
I-I don't know.
I actually-I have no idea.
I don't remember how this actually started.
No hats are allowed or any vehicle stuff, it's just vanilla.
Alright, let's go.
What do you mean S+, another salad, isn't it, I'm like...
I got her chat under me. I'll do it after the race. Fuck, I'm balding. What? Man, I'll
to cheat and cheat I
I didn't mean to do a little.
It's no big deal really.
This is not a big deal.
Now not this fucking emote again.
do you wear salad? don't worry, it's the first cup, alright?
I'll refresh chat, but I have to- I-I-I will get boosted now!
and now I'm not boosting!
okay, it's fine though.
This emote is more toxic than the loser, I swear.
Okay, nothing hit me, that's a thing.
What the fuck?
Ah, I need a red pi rng.
And now I get it.
It's fine though, it's like second place is a lot of points.
It's all about the points chat.
All right.
Hell yeah, brother.
Oh my god, I missed the bus.
And what the...
Oh my God, it's so packed back here.
Move, what the hell's going on?
Are you kidding me?
What the fuck?
Move!
Maltekai!
What do you mean double diamond?
What is this love?
That's right.
No!
And he can't move.
No!
I need candy badly.
Oh my god, who the hell got aliens?
No, no, no.
Where's the aliens?
I'll take it though, I'll take it, I'll take it this time.
Intense there, intense.
Damn, Sally got third though.
Let's check the score.
Endless, thanks for the one year. Gulavix the five scared to get like six to nine.
Okay, we're even, we're even.
No, the reason Castile gets such a lead is because no one shoots him with red pies.
Everyone shoots me.
True.
It's a real whip.
That was bad driving.
That was also bad by whatever. Just don't sweat about it.
Oh my god, I'm so quick.
It was an easy game. It was an easy game. Also, it feels like when you're posting that
Garfield emote
So easy game so easy game all right, we'll go again time to remake the cop
All right, it's gonna be a good Christmas man. It's gonna be a good Christmas
Come on table faster table
I
Let's rejoin the rest.
Stop eating all the fucking candy!
I need some candy!
Why do you shoot me and not aim though?
No!
You don't deserve that!
You don't deserve that second place!
You don't!
You don't!
Oh
That's okay, it's okay. It's only the first map. No one cares
My heart was racing there in the end. It was so tight
I
Me
I
Don't
I'm not going to be in there.
I'll take it it's fine.
Oh this is the pure RNG map.
no skill
Are you kidding me?
The Coskino has got like 5 million springs, fast for sure.
Okay, yeah, okay.
Okay, yeah, okay.
Oh my god, what is happening?
Baldness.
Baldness.
Baldness.
Ayyy!
Oh, you little shit!
Uh, it was unlucky, like there's no skill in this map.
There's zero skill in this map.
actually zero skill I got one spring while everyone else gets like three
springs it's it's it's impossible it's actually over them there's nothing
there's nothing you can do about it
yeah classic salad classic all right
Can I get some red pies?
Oh, thank you.
Oh, what?
Did he just hit a pie laying there?
That never works when I draw pies for-
Okay, good.
Okay, there we go.
Give me more red pies.
I'm not giving him the lead.
I'm not giving him the lead like as much as he usually gets.
More red pies.
More red pies.
Is that really worth it?
I guess it is.
But then I get red pieed, so now of course,
Kiddok's gonna get insane lead again.
Oh, or maybe not. Who the fuck are you? Is that Casper?
He got alienated. He got alienated, I think.
Give him a red pie.
Of course you have a red pie immediately.
Oh wait, you actually saved me for getting pillowed.
Thanks.
There's no way you got a red pie.
And that's what happens when you use your red pies on Custulut and not me, alright?
That's what happens, okay?
Allow me to red pie him and it's over, alright?
I mean, I'll take it. That was good. That was good. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take
it. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I won the first cup and then I got second. I'm
I'm on a fucking roll, dude.
I'm on a roll.
All right, next game.
Two more cups.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Here we go.
Burger cup.
Oh
No the wall begging song
Salad demoted
He is yeah, he did
What the fuck?
Yeah, the first time we played this game and we played this map and I heard this song I thought my neighbor was complaining by banging on the wall
But it's just the base drum in the song.
It's so scuffed.
Okay don't move because you just red-pied Casper.
Oh Casper had. Okay I'm gonna red-pied Casper.
Don't red-pied me! I'm trying to break Casper.
oh aliens big okay
they cast me get alienated where's the aliens where's the aliens what the
What the fuck is Salad doing up here?
Oh my god!
One red pie, seventh place.
Yes! Yes!
If I get one of those on it out...
I'm crashing out. Okay.
I was above it and then Solid Steals my fucking candy oh my god there's no way
there's no fucking way there's no way there's no way you stay right there
mouse there's no fucking way I'm gonna you ain't over me no way oh that could
That could have been bad. That could have been so bad.
Oh my god. Okay, it's fine. That was a bad map, bad map.
Bad map. Okay, best- best song in the game. Turn that shit up.
This is so fun.
Wait, are you stop saving your redpice for me?
God!
Here I come!
Boom!
What the fuck?
Oh my god, Molten guy is a fucking ping pong ball.
Oh my god, the boldness.
I'll just leave it.
How many?
Yeah, okay!
Oh my god!
I'm gonna...
One lasagna!
I'm full!
I'm full!
I'm full!
I'm full!
one lasagna I'm fifth place I get one lasagna
what do you think I'm gonna fucking be in there
I've shown you what to do!
Shoot him with red pice!
And this doesn't happen!
Come on!
Shoot him with red pice!
with red pies.
Don't wait for the third, if you're second place, and Kaskilov is first.
Don't wait for the third place to overtake you for your red pie.
Just shoot Kaskilov, otherwise that shit happens.
Don't hold back.
Don't be happy with the second place, okay?
If I can play the video game, that'd be- What the f-
Okay.
To this mother f-
Never, never, ever.
Never, never ever.
Time to eat on the grounds.
Say hello to my little alien friends.
That's right.
Finally some justice in the loot.
No, no, he's coming.
He's coming!
Come on, I need red pies. Oh wait, is that what I think it is? It is.
Get him. Give me a red pie. Give me a red pie.
And then he can fly over my asshole, that's-
And then I get fucked in the water!
Okay, that's... okay.
Okay.
Yeah, good aliens, by the way.
Had that been my aliens that would have stopped him, but no.
No.
Yeah, those aliens, he could jump right over.
Amazing.
Amazing.
God, this game's so trash.
Hey, Coco, thanks 38!
Uh, winning isn't the most important thing.
The most important thing is that Ella doesn't win.
I'm not winning this cup, but I won the first cup and I got second on the second cup.
So it's not over.
Uh, boss, grille, boss, relate things to 15.
Hope for anything.
They're seven.
Get on that.
It's 52.
Oh
Our baldness
No, no, please no
Let me read the pie, yeah!
It's too late.
It's too late.
It's over.
It's completely over.
There's nothing we can do.
How many redbice?
It's fine, it's okay.
I'm not gonna DNF, that's all that matters.
So easy.
Alright.
Final cup, let's go.
Let's go.
All for all the glory.
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
My salad demoted again.
The demoted salad.
Why am I playing with the sweatiest, greasiest gamers of all time?
You thought this was a Nepalo lobby?
People live for this fucking game, alright?
Alright, final one, Ice Cream Cup.
It's your three waiting room?
Ah, your game crashed.
It's actually a blessing.
The demoted salad.
Ugh.
This game fucking sucks, I swear.
Hehehehe
Oh
This game is a fucking bad
Are you kicked into me?
Get him with the red pies! Red pies ass! Come on, let's go!
You kicked him!
How the fuck is he so far ahead new came
Oh my god, so tight back here. Jesus Christ just focus on yourself focus on yourself. Oh
Oh my god everyone is here. Are you kidding me and then the fucking sleep? Why?
Move, Casper! Move, sir!
Oh
I'll take top three I'll take top three I'll take top three
Who do you know say I'm sure you do. Yeah, yeah, thank you. Did I like it make her with a fake painter partners the airport?
Yeah, she couldn't really see it. I got most of it away, which was nice.
Anon was given the last 1, 2, 3 yourself, and I come out of it 68 man. And the mirror and bars kill it. Thank you guys.
Okay, come on, focus, focus, focus.
What is this game?
aliens I do like aliens what what is going on Jesus right close it's almost
cheating I see it
Oh my god!
Shoot him!
I fucking help!
I swear if he wins this one too, I will- I just spat, like, all over my monitor.
came to help I swear if he wins this one too I will I just spat like all of them I monitor
No, no!
Holy shit!
I swear, if Castile also wins this.
One lasagna, sixth place. Okay, that's a big F. Nice.
Holy shit!
Now I get the items, but it's too late like it's too late. Why do I get the items so late?
It's so unfair. This game's so unfair.
Yeah, let's go. I got third place. I got third place. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it.
Well, at least Kaskill didn't win because if he would have won after that fucking humiliation, that guy.
All right.
What's the lore of this game?
Who cares?
It sucks!
It's trash!
It's terrible, that's the only Lord.
No, I don't know. There's- I don't know. I don't even- I don't even think there's a story mode.
There- there is like a mode where you unlock gear and shit.
But I don't think there's like a story.
Hey, move.
Custom move. Every- are you kick than me?
Oh my god.
Why do I get replied?
Why?
horrible driving horrible driving should be shamed
guys horrible driving just shamed I'm on the tilt I'm on the tilt it's over it's
completely over
We haven't had any Lobby Glitches today.
That's nice.
I think I hear aliens, but it's too late for aliens.
Oh my- okay, I'm not letting Jasta win over me.
no no come on get me on the price pod come on get me on the trophy pod I
deserve it come on
Casper got crushed through the floor.
Are you kintin' me?
Oh my god, I'm bald!
I'm bald!
Oh my god!
Dude!
It's fine.
It's just a minor step back.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
That was bad!
But it's a minor step back.
It's a minor chat shop.
It modes bad everyone.
It's fine everyone.
I'm posting a dumbass orange cat emoji.
Are you kint?
Or you kid! And then it pumps me!
Oh my god, why did it put me here?
Oh, I'm gonna fucking slap!
Oh my god!
Alright, it's over. I'm never playing this game again.
This game is terrible.
This game is so bad.
There is no worse game on planet Earth
than fucking Garfield Kart
Furious Racing.
No game is worse
ever made ever.
What the fuck?
I mean I threw that I threw that I did oh I did I could have cheated twice and I just
through it whatever I won the first time I won the first cup
that's a lot of terrible as hot as hot as hot as hot as hot as hot as hot as
hot as hot as hot as hot as this game is terrible and it's uninstalled terrible
game terrible terrible game oh my modes remove the emotes is emo is never
coming back because I'm never playing Garfield card again oh fucking out but I
won the first cup I can't be that mad I can't be that mad I cannot be that mad
dude oh shit I won the first cup I did it I did it yeah sick all right I'm out
it's Christmas I'll be gone for two days now Chad it's Christmas and it's my
brother's 40th birthday thanks for playing Garfield Carbo me it's always
such a joy yay no but seriously thank you it's it is is fun in some
weird twisted way wait I won first place on the first cup second place on the
second cup third place on the third cup and fourth place on the fourth cup I
did I did actually that was all planned for Christmas for Christmas dude
for Christmas. I also fell off the far side of the bridge after jumping but I
got fucking magnetized to the side of it and couldn't fall off. The game's terrible.
Fucking me. Chat, I wish you all a very good Christmas. I'll be back on the 26th.
Kind of want to play like PS2 Harry Potter or something. Maybe Leia will
Harry Potter maybe I know um that'd be fun again thank y'all for playing Garfield with
me it's it's a weird little thing we have here man Jesus Christ God nothing gets my heart
going like that oh yeah Merry Christmas everybody crazy shark thanks for the eight years dude
thank you high ranked and you probably Calus gave it last FAP account it's a great
Wrath of Amid Danix, thank you guys.
Kochi, Rapsick, appreciate y'all, thank everybody.
I will see you on, wait, the 26th is what date is that?
Is that Friday?
Yeah, because now it's Wednesday is Christmas here
and then Thursday is my brother's birthday.
Yeah, and then, so Friday I'm back, yeah.
Friday, Friday, and the weekend.
Let's close this stuff.
I wish you, uh, at least there was no Dement Salad in last cup.
I finally could play and not let him grab seventh staying on me.
Yeah. Yeah. Um, Merry Christmas, everybody.
This was really fun.
It's been fun to play these puttering games too.
Um, not sure what else is on the horizon.
There's all the stuff comes out in February.
Best part of this Garfa salad dropping three ranks?
There's someone saying the de-ranking salad or the demoted salad?
Oh, godlike.
The demoted salad.
Oh, January's lamb DLC?
Fuck yeah, I'm waiting for that.
That'll be fun.
Uh, anyways, I'll see y'all on Friday chat, okay?
Friday.
Stay safe out there.
Take care of each other.
Take care of yourselves.
Merry Christmas!
I love you guys.
I