you
GARFING LADSFRIM I WOULD NEVER PUT THE LADS THROUGH GARFING, ALRIGHT NEVER.
Oh, I got Youtube chat.
Yeah, Luca Luca Luca
While it may not have a burn this year, it's definitely down. Yeah
Yeah
That's uh the goat situation is crazy
Today we're putting in a chamber of secrets on ps2 very cool very cool
I could make scarring glasses now, I guess.
later that's the plan yeah I think this game is shorter than the first one
maybe not it's like seven-ish hours but I tend to be quicker than that so yeah
What up crazy hey Starleaders it's a 19 unagi dude thanks to the 44 this beggar it's Tom country
Donkey Kong country I can link it here dark nor like seven don't be close to play I mean I
I can make them. Hold on.
I'll just like do it in in in a OBS window I guess
Ah shit
I need like a mirror, dude. I need like a mirror. This ain't gonna work otherwise.
You
Chat supposed to be in this scene, where are you
Oh, fuck.
Ah, fuck.
Oh yeah, the scar.
Um, the scar. Hold up.
I'm starting to learn this makeup shit, dude.
So it's above his right eye.
I'm winging it.
Whatever I care.
Where's the lid?
Oh, there.
Shut up.
Oh, God. The effort I put in my streams, man, is crazy. Jesus.
No one is on my level.
Nari Noctur? Oh, my God.
Uh, a GCNX-23, Khabarovics-57.
And we're going to take 60 per year Shukri-Modex-111,
and I'll take 39, entering 89,
and Katoffel-47, and Darkarovics-7,
and Starleaders-90 again.
Ah, what do you mean what is that scar?
It's good! It's perfect!
Oh, it's a new Flush Slop.
Actually this
Okay, that looks pretty good sloth sloth pretty good flesh
We might lad later we might lad it up. Yeah, I'm not gonna stall this game like I did yesterday's one so I
Did see that one I did give a lot
any comment I have in the book and I had nothing to do with it nothing this
song's a thing I've heard this in a while
Oh man, that will be fun.
A Bastion steal seems to be pretty...
...pretty updated.
It's still on mix even with the latest update.
Ah, shit.
I never did Alex is true. That is true
In November he wrote this objectively better than Expedition 33 damn
if I pick this game up now again I would restart my play-throw which I would
just re restart it
do they sponsor me to have on the game page no they just asked and I'm like
hell yeah dude let's go
Might as well wait for another big update patch, yeah. Shit, I don't know. I really want to play it, I really do.
Alright, enough of this, uh, clanker jam, dude.
Enough of the clanker jam.
How much did they fix in the latest patch? Well, they fixed my biggest gripes which was quest items randomly disappearing and breaking.
So they have fixed that and I think I
Think I forgot what I was talking about
Looks like me can bust you with nights with a permanent marker. This is actually not a permanent marker
This is a proper like makeup pen
So easy to remove. Yeah
Yeah
How many Potter games are there? Oh many I'm only doing this one today and then I'm kind of done with put there for
this year. I was supposed to do Lego but I can't be arsed. I can't. Is Forlorn Sword as
big as previous locations, Tainy Grail? The Forlorn Sword is a bit weird. It works a
bit weirdly compared to the other areas. It's big but at the same time it could be
be really small. Yeah. Yeah. We can watch the abligo tip again. Yeah. Yeah, dies of
oats no wheat no one dies of oats please i'm launching the game hold up what happened to the
goat uh wind we have insane storms so yeah it it's it's blew away man it it blew away yeah
link el clippo oh shit i just removed it uh yeah sure although
Yeah, here's the clip of it, bonk.
Alright, Chamber of Secrets, I'm excited, an update, I don't need this update, probably.
Maybe I do.
Let me just make sure all the settings on my PS2 is correct.
really really good. E.S.
Hey you seems good man. Seems good.
Cool. I'm launching El Gamo. Well I thought I was.
crispy critters play play the game
that was my PC does the other one launch wait no game launches okay that's
good whoa I just got like this is my PC go it's the M it's the PS2 oh my god
God, I got like a million pop-ups.
Okay, maybe I should install the update.
I'll install the update.
It was an update for the PS2.
Did I play Bomb by Flame?
Yeah, no.
No, I didn't, no.
Bomb by Flame could be fun.
I don't know how long it is.
Let me check.
OK, there's some kind of fucking glitch with the PS2.
What's going on?
I might need to restart the PC, maybe.
Oh, wait, now something happened.
OK.
Why is it not working?
I tried this yesterday and it was fine and I played philosopher stone yesterday and it was fine
You know what? I'm just gonna restart my PC. I can't see you right now chat. All right
So we have to sit here in silence. Oh, you know what I could
Play music on my phone. Yeah
or yeah
What's a what's a good track?
lamb
Oh, yeah, obviously Colton Lamb is not gonna come up then
Chevrolet thanks to 92s for anything's the one year angry punch. Thanks to 28
It's not a permanent tattoo and it would not be funny. All right
Thank you, Shinkia. See you as a tear through 137 man. Thank you, dude is having things 86
Okay, we're back.
Alright, open chat again.
Pinky Pink. I'm excited for DLC for Cold to the Lamb. I like that game. I like that game a lot.
Especially with the Twitch integration, it's so fun.
Alright, I'm back. What up chat? Hello.
Alright, let's see if it starts this time.
Baa-ba-da-dum, pom-pom, ba-ba-bo, ba-ba-da-bo, ba-ba-da-dum, ba-ba-da-dum ba-ba-da-dum
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, IT WORKED!
Hey, you!
Just had to restart the good ol' PC, man.
What a classical.
Yay, it kills!
Challenge everything.
What the sh- do I?
Thanks for the 7.
Sheverabic's 9-2 again.
It wasn't me, Digital! It was not me, dude!
Oh, I need to check if the patches are on...
If Harry...
Okay, I just gotta check that the patches are on, cause there is some...
Oh yeah, it wasn't on. There's actually a 60 FPS patch for this, so...
Yeah. Pretty sick.
What do I think? It's Ada Grail. It was very nice.
Should have Blanding set to full?
Oh shit. Oh yeah, nice catch. You're right.
Blanding set to full.
Challenge everything.
Where do you see Blanding? Blanding accuracy?
Full, yeah there. There we go.
The GameCube version is different from PS2 version for this game.
Oh is it also?
Wait, is that double damage?
He will be immortal danger.
Wait, is that double damage?
I did not know this.
Is this Burlers?
I
Yeah
He just evolved like a dolphin on the snake
Well, it's 4 p.m. It's I guess we just start I thought it would be like another menu, but I guess not what up nailing
I
Welcome to the borough Harry
Thanks
Did any of you ever give a thought of how worried I'd be?
Bay's empty, no note, car guard
Oh my
Out of my mind with worry
Did you care?
As long as I've lit footmarked, now get out and start denoming.
I've had it up to here with all of you.
Denoming, de-gnoming.
Except you, Harry.
I'm not close with you.
You ready to do a bit of deniming then, Harry?
Well, I'm not sure, Ron.
I've been with Dursley so much, and so I'm a little rusted.
Did the burrow so cozy?
Hell yeah.
Is this wide?
Why is it so wide? Okay, we got we got to fix the wideness
Wide screen patch is on okay, I
Remember there's a I remember this from like three years ago. There's a certain option you have to like tick or un-tick or something
Let's see here. Hold on. Let me think. Let me think. Let me think. This is my PS2 menu here. Let me think.
There's a certain option you have to put on here. Aspect ratio is widescreen. Now it's standard.
But it should be like it should be working widescreen like the first game
I remember you this is fixable because I've done it before I remember this I
Do Brenda bar yeah most of the time
Turn it be standard and then patch it widescreen. Oh, no
I don't think so because the patch is on
I might need to restart though. Let's make a little save file. I might need to just restart it so yeah that might be it. Might be it.
Let's see here. Load state. No. Alright we try something different.
Stop being so wide!
Let me think.
You set it to widescreen and turn on the fix.
Ah, okay.
Okay.
remove the patch because the thing is there's like widescreen and then there's
a patch for widescreen too yeah there's a patch right here oh wait it's not
enabled hmm that that would explain it
still why the shit stop
I just a little bit take stream we got time we got time we got time
Okay, it is enabled now. That's good
Okay, yes. Yes
Okay
Hi nerdy
Thanks for the the the red
the
Fuck I'm trying to remember how I saw this like three years ago because I remember these exact same issue
Maybe restarts. Oh, maybe save state. That's true. It might have be the same state. You're right
Sometimes that happens. We'll just do a clean restart. You know what? It's fine. We got time
I'll make sure everything is on patches widescreen 60 frames. Yes
very cool let's launch it but let's launch it fresh boots there we go
Thanks
Colonel fail things 121, what the shit I think 47
No, no, this is solvable. I remember I had the exact same issue last time I played this
version so I know for a fact it's not seen now then
oh dude Harry Potter has a shitload of games you see the interesting part is the
first and second game have like four different versions of them and they're
They're all different.
I think it might still be fine.
Yeah, I remember this issue, but not how I fixed it.
Welcome to the borough Harry
Did any of you ever give a thought of how worried I'd be
We'll see what I get in the game
I don't know what you're asking you Clio. No
Yeah, I'll make a savior
He's definitely wide in it well, I'm not sure I've been with Dursley so much and so I'm a little rusty
Stop being wide let's make a save
I mean we could just do standard aspect ratio no biggie really I just remember having this issue before
Wait, what if there's like a... no, there's not.
Oh, I could check new play out.
Hold then. I could check. I can check.
Alright, um, there we go.
Very po- yeah, check the game setting.
It's uh, 20576. That's the one.
Sorry, we're having just a little bit of tech stream.
not much not much not much it's uh it's gonna be fixed very soon just trust trust the process
Why the wrong
That was truly smash in Harry maybe I should go top left or is it top bottom right
Yeah, I'm checking to see if nucleo finds a fix for it
Yeah, we could probably go bottom right I guess I don't need chat on
What's the issue oh you see how everything is wide it's it's not it's it's wide it's very wide
So, yeah, I just try new. I only see widescreen for sless.
No, it wasn't wide yesterday, no. Not like this.
Maybe I need a different version, yeah.
Hold up, let me, let me, one final thing. Otherwise we just do standard. I mean, it's fine. I like standard nostalgic.
know. Yeah.
There we go. Let's see. I have a different version now. And this one might work with it. It might
be that you need a certain version of it you know so yeah oh soprano's apparently
own that game too that's cool yeah this is a different version I haven't tried so
let me let me just see this one real quick patches oh yeah this one has other
patches I it's still the same there but it's fine it's alright let's check this
That looks good. That looks good. Looks good. Looks good. Looks good
Seems pretty good man seems pretty good
Full all right, let's launch this one
Another EA games ASMR
Chat back on screen. Yeah, yeah, I can do it
I'm trying to find a good place for Chad if I should put him just up here
I guess I could do that. I don't mind I'm gonna remove the top right. I'm just making sure
But it is working I can see it
Make sure one thing is working first
Well, time to see the intro for a third time.
Kind of looks the same to me, or am I crazy?
I don't know.
We'll see.
year I'm a I'm a god I am
modern technology you went on the show on
Welcome to the borough Harry
Did any of you ever give a thought of how worried I'd always did sprays here
It's over
I look sub titles here
Whatever, you know what
you ready to do a bit of denigming then Harry well I'm not sure I've been with
Dursley so much inside I'm a little rusty overclock for like three oh yeah
I'm 180% it's still wide you know what fucking we could do a standard
because now I'm kind of out of ideas so yeah
is this the same
same
Play yeah, oh I will I will
It doesn't seem to just it's just white man, it's just white it is what it is
shut up wrong like everything is the way it is but we could do standard I guess
Hey, you!
Because it's not supposed to be wide like, like that, or so.
That.
Yeah, I'm kind of running out of ideas. Did I solve this even last time? I feel like I did.
Yeah, there is a patch. You just patches on the show
Enable sheets the other on
Just watch the old vaude instead. Yeah, maybe I should play that one I
I so weird cuz the first game doesn't have this issue
One one more thing say yes shut up George Fred whatever where we are
So you can see here the patches are on they're enabled but
Yeah, maybe you need NTC, NTSC mode, I don't know.
But it's on.
It's there, dude.
Wide screen patches currently available globally, no interlacing patches, yep.
I don't know, man. Yeah, I use Firefox, it's nice.
I've all been setting in tools okay I can show this
oh fuck that's my PC don't worry hey you yeah what about him though if I see
go settings top left game properties
yay I've done this but it's just
things for the gamer running so it
doesn't mess with global yay I've
already tried it though and it's
enabled it is they are oh yeah there
is a game fix here but that doesn't
say anything about it though fuck it we just do regular 4x3 I guess it still
looks great hey you well I don't I just have a luxury tech issue the game works
and everything I just wanted it to be like actual wide screen or not not wide
wide you know no the game works matrix it works I just wanted it to be a wide
What if you wait what if you disable the patch and then run the game?
Cross job
And then you enable the patch
What if you enable that but you disable the one in game
I lost jar, Harry.
And then reload.
Let's try this.
That might work.
The lost jar, Harry.
All right, if this doesn't work, we just go.
We say fuck it and we go.
still wide yeah we do four by three fuck it with custom not with custom
banners no not with custom banners yeah patches are enabled they are they are
They're not just a grey box. They're not. I made a super sure. It is what it is, I guess.
Maybe you need a third PC? Yeah, whatever.
If you save with patches on it will load with a patch on.
Okay, so what I do is I'll launch it, I'll remove the patch.
I'll just straight up remove the patch. Boom, it's off.
And then I'll do a fresh boot of it.
And now I'm going to hear this damn intro again.
Checking all CRCs on bottom, I could try it.
Ah, shit. Now I'm getting a bit stressed. We should just go, to be honest. I'll try the...
...to see.
Play the full movie in the sidebar.
only thing I found is that they were disabled in 2024 in nightly builds
oh I do actually have an old version of my ps2
I do have an old version of my ps2
oh shit is that what I oh wait something just clicked I think
I think it might be that I used to 1.6 version
let me see here
Oh yeah, this one is very old.
Jesus Christ.
We're in 20.
Yeah.
Okay, let's see here.
I have an old version and this it might be that you need to use that one.
Hold.
I
I'll swap come on cool. Um shit. Ah stress
Okay
Open GL now fucking whatever dude
auto flush I can't be arsed whatever we
play we just play I can't be arsed
anymore I can't I can't we just play the
video game was the issue
wide screen isn't working properly
everything's wide so that's why
everything's wide this game has that
issue. It is solvable but I just don't remember how. I don't remember how and at this point it just
is what it is. It is what it is. We launched and we just play now. That's it. Fresh boot.
Alright chat, hope they're in stream. It is time for Chamber of Secrets PS2 version. Yes,
Yes. Awesome.
Devavik69.
I want to ask you a lot.
Okay.
Like Robin Sonis gave 40, and Rhyslap and Gil takes 18.
Mark takes 12.
Paul takes 61.
You got your Harry Potter underwear on?
Salah's raging at chess?
Why do you have an on forehead?
Kiki.
It's not it's my scar dude. It's my scar
Nari not her
I
Shit there is one more thing I could try maybe
The nightly version of PCI 16 because I don't have the nightly version
There is a one more
are denoming I've had it up to here with all of you except you of course Harry the
nightly version might actually fix it you ready to do a bit of denigring then
oh you're trying a nightly version is the same issue okay nightly wide screen
work for you should know I have two different ones
fix what you see how everything is wide that's wide screen but it's like why
It's like white people happy dude
I might try that one it's very quick it's very quick chat allow it allow it
It's I already got it. I already got listen. I already got it. I already have it. Okay. I already have it hold
Hold I'm gonna just I won't be able to rest otherwise. Okay. I won't be able to rest
Nightly. Okay. Here we go
I'm trying the nightly version to see if it works.
This is a newer version where maybe they have fixed it, maybe they haven't.
I don't know, but it's worth a shot.
Okay, we're good.
Just changing some rendering shit and 180.
Yep.
Let's see if that were, if he doesn't give us the full
piece to boot experience, but we've already had it four
times because I keep restarting trying to fix this
shit whatever now if this doesn't work and it's it's a that's it we're not
testing anything else patch on widescreen on yep it's yep there it is very
good very good very nice yes aspect ratio yep all right now I'm launching it one
final fresh boots okay sorry I just I get hooked I get I get hung up on this it
only says that one one patches active when there's supposed there's supposed
to be two patches right but there's only one patch active so maybe it's just
not working
I did it. Just had to place her face in the empty space. Zoomer. All right. Here we go.
I'm the same. If I don't fix the issues, I know it's just going to bother me. Yeah,
the thing is, this is the same engine as the previous game and the previous game works
fine uh so yeah it's just there's something with chamber of secrets on ps2 that just turns
wide with a patch oh yeah this game came out before harry potter one right yeah it did
Welcome to the borough, Harry.
It did.
Thanks, Ron.
Did any of you ever give a thought of how worried I'd be?
Bez empty, no note.
Car gone.
Oh, mom.
Out of my mind with worry.
Did you care? Never.
As long as I live.
Now, get outside and start de-knowing.
I've had it up to here with all of you.
Except you.
I'm not close with you.
You ready to do a bit of deniming then?
Yes, wide wrong.
I'm not sure Ron.
I've been with the Dursley so much and sir, I'm a little rusty.
The Gnoming time.
We'll go 4x3.
Let me just activate it.
Don't worry, it's very quick today.
I can even show you.
just activate it don't worry it's it's very quick to actually even show you
Bertie bolts beans are found in all kinds of places they can use to trade
Yeah, same as the first one
Yes, I do
Salivar's is chess. Oh, yeah, there's chess in order the Phoenix. I remember this
Is it better do you prefer wide
no there is no way to fix the black bars it's either this or that this or
that this is gonna be the entire street forward it's over and on this is up to
Miyazaki's feet thanks
Nothing isn't working.
They're already on, so it's just...
Go on, Harry. Have a go on Dad's magical measuring.
That's Dad's magical measuring.
Once you learn some second-year magic, you'll be able to ring the bell.
the bell. Yeah. You know, Harry, you can cast the
dependent on a whole bunch of things lying around the
bar and if you do, you might be surprised at what you find.
All right. Yeah, if anyone finds a fix in me up, I can always fix it mid
mid-play. A flashing icon in the corner of the screen is your
remember all. You can access this at any time but
press the click button. Generating uttercans to alternate spam
I'm demanding 43 widescreen and spamming Kiki.
1.6.0 works, but that's insane other issues.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah.
That's a bit, that's a bit scuffed.
Little bit.
I'll keep playing and then, you know what?
People are testing to see if they can fix it.
Just let me know.
I'm wide-potted at the moment. It's fine.
When I learn some secondary magic, I should be able to get the shield to the top.
Mmm, true.
There are bombs everywhere!
Look, they're up in the rafters.
Okay, Harry. Target the little pests and flippendo them off the rafter.
Yeah, it's fine.
Hey, you!
It's not optimal, but it's fine, you know?
Lippendo!
That's got one!
Yeah!
Lippendo!
Yeah, the textures are just upscaled.
That was pretty good, Harry.
You've got the little pests on the run.
Woo!
You don't get to swing them in this?
Or maybe it's later.
Stretch chat also.
I'll stretch chat.
Yeah, I'm coming, alright? I'm exploring. Chill, Ron.
Yeah, there's a card up there.
The window with the door is open.
Don't be scared, Harry. It won't bite.
Yes, we know!
Don't be damaging with the door open.
Cast Blipendo when it stores open.
The window! Watch out!
Then it's that opening!
What the fuck?
The window!
Let's head north!
Who wants going beach and harry?
Someone's slob there!
Let's head north!
That's sort of it Harry! I'd love to see that in our Petunia's kitchen.
You look like you need a chocolate frog. Here you go.
You'd have to knock the frog out before you can catch it.
Right, let's go throw some gnomes.
Yes! This is the best part. Wide gnomes.
can you throw me? I'm not a gunner, am I?
we need to get a move on with the denoming. mumble don't mad if she finds any looms next
in the garden. look, there's one over there. what you have to do is prependo them until
the day. Yeah, I got it. I've got it. I've got some of them and spin them around.
Dude, I'm out of the garden. Nice one. That went miles. If anyone finds the get the widescreen patch
to work, just just hit me up.
Shhh!
Hurry! Don't get him!
You'll never beat my record!
Yes I will. Watch this. Watch this shit.
First I go for the haystack.
Fuck.
Oh
Okay, why did I not get extra points for that
No, no, it's only for him.
Okay, listen, listen.
Yay, I know.
Yeah, he doesn't repeat the lines of this one.
I was trying, I was too quick. I mean too strong, too strong. I thought it was not working,
commented out it has broke loading screen fault and other stuff by what?
Patch is commented out?
Wait what?
Woo! Nice.
Wait, so the patch is actually just not working.
Oh, the patch code isn't active, that's why. Okay.
There are 101 Witcher cards. Could you step on a bar? I like the first game, yeah.
Well, technically this game came out before the other games, so...
I
Got tried new clothes if you get it to work
Oh you can see how many you need in the bottom left here, nice.
I will beat this game fast.
I mean yesterday, I stalled the first game yesterday.
this one no stall when you complete all your task one you'll be given up to the
end day yeah so you can continue to explore getting some health is probably
smart trying to get some I mean I could beat Fred's score wait it works nuclear
you got it to work
How the hell did he get 125, what?
There's no way, I can't throw it faster harder than that.
wait no wait so you actually got it to work nuclear does it work work or yeah
work anyways there's a card up here we gotta grab in the barn you sent it to
on discord just copy patches folder and click reload patches do I can I just
save states wasn't there a card up here yeah there is how do you get this card
it should work so I can just save state we're good I'll make a manual save to
Let me just get this card real quick.
I don't know how to get up there as kids game.
We won't hear the intro again. Oh here. This is where you do it. All right. I
Got it. I got it
Okay, apparently nuclear has fixed the widescreen thing
so
I'm gonna make a manual save and I'm gonna save states and we're good
Let's make a manual save in case something were to break.
Does it have to be fresh boots?
Yeah, it's alright though, we're making a save.
Maybe I don't know when this would load now.
I think it's better to do it after day end actually, I think so, let's end the day first,
so I'm gonna have to like, no fresh, just reload patches.
She took a flower pot off the kitchen mantelpiece, but everyone grabbed a handful of flue powder.
Harry had never traveled by flue powder before, and when he scattered the powder
into the fireplace, he immediately swallowed a lot of hot ash.
It felt as though he was being sucked down a giant plug hole.
Harry tried to keep his eyes open, but the whirling made him feel sick.
He closed his eyes, wishing it would stop, and then he fell.
Yeah, nuclear, yeah.
Alright, yeah, the moment I can, we'll make a save now, and then we apply the true
widescreen for people who can't tell the game is very wide like like wide people
happy emotes you know it ain't supposed to be but for this version it's a bit
it's a bit it's a lot more complicated to get it to work compared to you
This doesn't look like diagonally.
Hey, you.
Alright, now we make a save here.
That's perfect.
Make a little save and we get it.
We get it.
Should only take like 15 seconds to apply.
Yes, we're right.
Perfect.
Hey, you.
No sliding minigame on this one.
Save complete.
Let me open up this chord. Let's close this
What version did you use nuclear did you use nightly probably doesn't matter I'll see yeah, I like the ps2 version. I think they're good
All right, there it is grab the file
Put the file in patches
Wait, where do you put the file nucleo the P nock file P nock
Because there is no patches folder yeah, it takes the prom dude
Yeah, like where do you put put because there's no patches folder that I can see
Is it in resources fonts patches?
Okay, well, it's kind of weird.
That's a zip file.
The patches folder is a zip file.
I don't know if that like matters.
Just patches.
It's as opposed to be a zip file.
no zip, just patches.
Okay, well, okay, look.
Look here, let me show you.
Let me show you.
Here's the file.
The patches folder is zipped.
Look here, look, listen.
Classic.
So,
uh...
hey you
i don't really know what you uh... mean
you know
what friends skip two hours but you
what do you mean
tool
all yours is on zipped
tool open yet
tool
worst tool
where do you see tool
Oh wait, do you mean in the emulator?
You mean in the emulator, do you?
Oh, well let's see.
Oh, can you just drop it in there?
Let's see if that works.
Patches.
Um, let's see.
This turned a bit more confusing than I thought.
Alright, well I don't know if this works, but...
No. This will open correct directory for me.
Wait, okay. In main window.
Okay. I see.
You mean to open it in here? Tools?
Okay. Yeah. Open data directory.
There it is. Okay.
Okay. After I do open data directory,
it's just a patch then. That's it.
Well, I see, oh no, I see patches folder here.
Got it.
I got it.
Why can you only see it if you do that?
It's like, that's like app data shit dude.
Okay, now we reload all the patches and everything should be good to go.
Okay, let's see if it works.
You're a lifesaver if this works dude.
Two, two, do do do do do do do, do do do do do, do do do do.
Hey, you need a Chamber of Secrets, properties.
Yep.
And there we go.
Was there anything else specific?
Just reload them I guess, reload patches.
Alright.
Let's see now then.
I think it works.
It's definitely not wide anymore.
Yeah, it did.
It's a little bit scuffed, but it does work.
It does.
Alright, cool.
It's a little bit scuffed because the UI is a bit stretched, but that's alright, it's fine.
Okay, yo, Nucleo, thank you dude, thank you.
The health is up there somewhere.
Oh, you see the health bar there?
It's the green one.
You don't need to see more than that.
Sweet.
It's Lucius and Draco Malfoy.
Touch nothing, traitor.
Ah, Mr. Bourguin.
Bourguin.
Mr. Malfoy, what a pleasure to see you again.
The Ministry of Magic is conducting more raids,
and I have a few more items like this at home
that might embarrass me.
Items!
It's probably why they disabled Apache,
because they couldn't get it to work with the UI.
the UI. But now it looks really good dude. Yeah, thank you so much, new player, for fixing that.
How did he fix it? Basically the patch was disabled inside like the filer or whatever
because probably because they couldn't get it to work with the menus but I mean
you see everything you need to see so it's fine
The Lumos!
Sick.
Alright.
He does not talk as much on a GameCube Xbox.
Yeah, in this one, he doesn't comment on every bean you pick up, which is sad.
I miss the bean comments.
It's very...
you
Yeah, Bong-Ding got the lead today.
What up, Eliza?
Thanks, Hedwig.
Yeah, physical.
Yeah, physical gata, gata.
It would be sick if they're making a witch for three DLC.
I heard the, uh, oh shit, Heart of Stone and, uh, Blood and Wine or whatever is really
good.
Lumos doesn't last like at all in this version, you gotta spam the shit out of it.
There's a chest there, but I don't need it.
Hey, you!
Yo, doppel, doppelganger, things that for your man.
Oh yeah, it might be a 60FPS thing.
True.
Harry's sound effects are gone.
It's over.
Oh, there we go, a new map it did, yeah I did.
Oh, do you have to push these up?
Yeah, only veteran wizards or whatever can cast spells without saying it.
I have nods though, I haven't watched Pluribus yet.
Now his voice will come back, this happens with the emulator sometimes, it was the same
Same thing in the first game.
Ooh! Oh, there can be cards in these!
We need, what, two more?
Maybe later is our legal chat as long as you use your own bios.
Command, it's 31, thank you.
Moody burns, closed.
closed
can't get in there wait so salad beat the chess thing do you imagine a chess
game me versus salad the world would include
There's Weasley.
Harry!
Harry, we hoped you'd only gone one far place too far.
I was frantic with worry.
What's wrong, Ginny? You don't look very happy.
The flu powder went wrong, and I dropped all my things in the fireplaces I passed.
Would you like me to go and look for them?
So kind of you Harry, but I think you'll need to get your things first
What was on your school? I know how to play chess. I do. I've actually learned
How their pieces
Well, let's all go to flourish and blots then oh and you might need this it fell into the heart when you use the
powder a silver sickle a
Silver sickle adding this to the peanut while the nuclear center to fix the HUD
I do not know how we're to type that or anything
It's probably very easy to do it
Do you just right-click and open it with no pad and add the file or add the line or what?
Was this getting goats? Oh shit. Thank God it's closed. Oh
That's all you do. Okay, that's kind of fast actually
If I really want to fix the HUD.
Beans!
Another penalty for its beans!
Excuse me, how much is this potion vial?
It costs eight sickles.
Eight?!
I need to find more sickles to pay for my potion vial.
Rob him!
Kill you, sir!
Fucking eight sickles, he's mental.
Yeah, Harry's supposed to be filthy rich, but I guess all his money's in the bank and
the bank is closed, so... yeah.
Wow, thanks for bringing up my dead dad.
I can't break these, I'm too pleb.
I'm gonna rob your back room
Try the magical measure, but you'll need to know how to cast setting in spells to really make it work.
Oh, okay.
I need some pickles.
Any whore tonight?
Yeah, there could be, yeah.
Garfield card is an archipelago.
oh fuck you thought casting spells outside the school was banned no casting
spells in the muggle world is banned the diagonally is not part of the muggle
world spare a sickle please spare a sickle
do I have enabled NTC SC patch oh you mean the one in the bottom no I don't
I don't think that one's enabled now.
Holy unit!
tell who cast the spells if you are with adults they can cast freely but you have
like this this mark though until you're 17 or whatever I guess they know all the
people under 17
why is the widescreen patch not working on Hagrid's we'll wait here for you
while you go in
I
Nuclear is the NTC SC patch something you want or what? What does that do?
Spellbook I'd like to buy that please the standard book of spells grade two by
Thank you with the knowledge continued this book you'll be able to cast more powerful spells
Here's a house full of hot looks let's go for you
Okay, I see you don't the power on your wand and cast it when the spell is ready
But be careful don't overpower your spells or you could end up in a spot of trouble
Thanks very much
Yeah, there is a fix for the HUD too, that I think was a Suthar in chat, that made one.
Hey, Yoshi.
I've got more things!
Yay!
I'm not going to search these damn beans, I'm going to go get some sickles, man.
Let's erode the gringos.
Mmm
Well, Harry, did you get your book?
Yes, Mrs. Weasley. I can't wait to try out what I've learned
Where did you lose your things, Jimmy?
I think I dropped my brass scales when I passed the fireplace in the magical Menagerie
my new quill definitely fell into the back of gambling jay's
fix patch
i thought i would have lost my spell at the same time
so i think that must be in the leaky cauldron
hmm
magical menagerie
gamble and jay's and the leaky cauldron
got it
we really appreciate this harry
it is so kind of you to do this for jenny
why does this look worse than philosopher stone
because this game was made before philosopher stone
they made the second game before the first one
That's baby things the one who's eight think about
A silver sickle silver sickle there's another sickle in
Over here
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do, ls speedrunning no I am trying to go through this game somewhat like
Quicker though. We've had some tech issues that put us back a little bit, but that's all right
have you got a YouTube long play rich it won't be needed it won't be needed
I think nuclear might be testing the uh...
The menu fix also.
The music in this is so much better than the first game.
33 oh it's 10 every time all right the second game yeah
I got this learning how to speedrun one of these games would be kind of fun to be honest
I don't know which one is the most popular if it's PC Harry Potter 1 I feel like it is
There's six of them, it's 84!
Hold on, tape? There it is.
Oh, PC potters are weird. Do you miss around with settings?
Lothering around? Oh, I was never a fan of that.
When you miss around with like framerate and shit.
Alright, that's two sickles.
You
Ryan and big hondo dude. Thank you. I want a man PC Harry Potter 2 is the most popular one real okay
It's probably same thing there though. You change frame rate and shit
Let's see
And every coins in these
Oh, yeah!
Yo, just some Soctics, 21, nah, thank you.
Any percent more record for this is 30 minutes and 36 seconds.
Oh, yeah!
Any percent more record for this is 30 minutes and 36 seconds?
30 minutes?
I'll give a shit that you're closed!
Oh, you're pretty much flying Harry Potter 2, changing the brightness slider?
Dude, Harry's a menace.
It's a peak around corners, yeah.
Hurry!
two more
she needs broad scales
I know you're here somewhere.
I wonder if the noise of the spell won't distract him.
Whoever's out there, I'll find you.
Me!
Mada, this wack joint.
I'm good to pre-milk your world, dude.
Plants from Majora's Mask to Twilight Princess.
Yeah, I'm a Twilight Princess I like to play.
Crispy, crispy.
One-two-blink things.
Eight.
I've never played Twilight Princess, so that could be kind of cool.
Never done it.
It's like, that Zelda game really interests me.
You lose points in this one if you get caught?
Yeah.
I remember one of them had something like that.
Okay, uh, yeah, it's probably a sickle here
Oh, two sickles!
Oh, shit!
We're rich, baby!
Nice!
How many was that?
eight total I don't know
eight goodbye the pulse we'll get even more here I think
but maybe I that's all I knew yes it will work but seem also forcing NTSC
timing with patch will work but require full game reload you can just use one
easier it's just to add line to pin up below wide and HUD patch it's text file
opening no pad patch word and reload patches also that works for the HUD
then. But you so you can just force the NTSC thing too. That sounds a lot more simple.
Excuse me, how much is this potion vial? It costs eight sickles.
Brilliant. Hey, you. Yay.
Thank you. You're very welcome to fill your potion fire with Wiccan Weld's stamina potion, the Wiccan Weld's in the large cauldron over there.
Add the line.
So all I have to do is add the line.
Do I need to- I don't need to do a full restart with that.
Cool, alright.
So I could just save-state it. That should be very quick then.
That should be really quick.
20 seconds max.
Let's make a manual save.
Have I played the final games?
No!
Next year I think I'm doing PC version of all of them.
Cause then I'm done with audio books.
It's not 20 seconds yet chat, I haven't started yet.
Now!
Okay, let me focus.
Okay, I'm unfocused.
Hold.
I'm unfocused chat.
I'm unfocused.
Stop.
Stop counting.
stop counting I'm not focused yet okay open with the notepad there it is okay
I use add the line below widen hud patch okay
widen hud widen there it is at it right below this
Okay done jobs done that was it that was it
Did I do it correctly I guess we'll find out cool great yeah
Patches reload patches and
Bada bing load state bottom boom done
I worked
Wow
These fucking tech geniuses in chat, I swear
The nice works we are in a nuclear
Crazy finding his quilling gamble and japes right that's over here
Reggie thinks 71! Alright, sick.
So now it works pretty much flawlessly, yeah. That's cool.
I
What yo Fox Meadow
We got it
Not sure I need more sick
I
Don't everything I gotta go back to Jimmy
What the chud what
The paper!
Bucky, Bucky bolts.
Yeah, you can buy bombs here, but I'm not doing it.
I'm out of here.
Nuke, I'll get mini-suiciao.
Thank you, guys.
Yeah, legit, thank you for taking the time and fixing it.
it I would never have fixed that in a million years I wonder what I did three
years ago it definitely wasn't that I think I used like a very old version of
the emulator maybe
hello there Harry I found all your things Jimmy oh Harry you're so wonderful
no really it was nothing you're such a kind boy Harry you really deserve a
famous witches and wizards card she's gonna give me the big card or some shit
though he's an alpha get there are 101 wizard cards to be collecting
trading Chris stamina bar yeah thanks mrs. Weasley the other way lock art
signing copies of his latest book in flourish and blocks we were thinking of
going in to see him would you like to come with us Harry oh well okay then
All right.
Lockhart, dude.
Hi, aye, aye.
I love the soundtrack in this game.
It's so much better than Sorcerer's, uh, Philosopher's Stone.
Great Scott! Is that it?
Yes, it's Harry Potter!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the perfect moment for me to make an important announcement.
I have great pleasure in announcing that this term, I will be taking up the post of defense against the dark arts,
teachers, at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Bet you love that, didn't you, Potter?
Famous Harry Potter.
Leave him alone. He didn't want all that.
Potter! You've got yourself a girlfriend.
I suppose your parents will go hungry for a month to pay for all the books you're going to need at Hogwarts.
Here, girl, take this one.
It's the least I can do to help out the poor and me.
Let me give you some coaching, Harry.
Fame is a fickle friend, and I would encourage you to be careful how you play your fame
games, so to speak.
Be sparing with your public appearances at first, and watch the company you keep.
Company U.P.
Harry!
Harry, we've missed the train!
Missed the train?
Yes, the Hogwarts Express left five minutes ago.
Oh, no.
What are we going to do?
Well, I know the dad took the flying car to work.
He's parked in Shaman D. Shrow.
OK.
It's our only chance of getting school on time.
you
True I mean yeah.
Yeah.
What?
Munkah?
Is that a card?
I need to increase my life bar.
Oh, you gotta kill the frog before you eat it, but it's already chocolate.
Alright, get a lot of health though.
Yeah, the older Potter games are a big vibe.
I have never actually played the new ones that are like cover shooters, but I plan on doing it next year just playing all of them PC version
Hey, I learned it's like 85 and but I'll take it 146 is hurry again.
It's true.
Leave on.
Leave on now.
Yep.
Leave on
Leave on now
I like the ps1 version more than ps2.
There's just something scuffed and cozy about him.
Card, card, yes.
Must be a good card because it lagged my PS2.
Ten!
Okay, that's a little bit more health, yeah sure.
I guess I'll grab it.
I
Get big
I'm high
students are warned that the areas around the wamping willow and the forbidden forest on which your borders are out of bounds is due to not
This is due not in the least to the number wild
guy trashes that roam the forest if students you find themselves being approached by these giant dog spirits or advice that they can be
harmed by the light directed by a loobos
Spell be careful to direct the beam from a distance and I'll get too close
EES
I'll sub the range on this as well.
Hit it!
Okay, nice.
I'm trying to walk-
I'm fucking dead.
Hit it!
go I'm just I'm sure whatever I want to shimmy here can I shimmy am I allowed to
shimmy can I shimmy shimmy shimmy
That's gotta be a card, right? I didn't do all this for no card, yeah.
11 cards in total, there's 101 in the game. Pretty sure I already missed one, but that's
Alright.
Zoom.
Guy trash.
Yep.
Oh, it's so over.
Wait, I thought I had a health refill because of the lightning bolts?
I just want to see the death animation.
Really.
He spends with X-39, but he's...
Focus one down.
What?
Oh, he spawned in my ass. Nice.
I gotta remember to like make save states or manually save
Oh, yes. Yeah, this is one of them potions that if you fill it you get full health again
if you die. Okay, I'm just gonna grab that. Could be a card. Gimme, gimme, gimme. Nice.
this is my secret
right now
I'm just going to get the
video
out of here
and then we'll get to the
video
and I'm going to go
to the water
and I'm going to get
the video
out of here
and then we're going to
get to the water
Okay, hit. No, what? Hit, hit, hit. Yes. Usa! Easy game. All that for a frog? What?
Ain't no way.
The CRT lines, there might be a, let's see, um, anti-blur screen of shit, so, there might
be like a an option for it. Yeah.
You're a magician!
Let me go!
Oh!
Ah!
Roll this fucking head!
The thing goes out!
Ah!
The thing goes out!
Ah!
The thing goes out!
Ah!
The thing goes out!
Ah!
Whoa!
Oh, I should have shot the eyeball there. I thought I was too slow in shooting the hand.
I
I think all Ron's bones that is
His body is broken.
Her fault with Hang-Down, huge damage.
I am your savior, your saint.
Let's handle it!
Whoa!
That's the stuff!
Let's say that's the stuff.
He likes it.
Okay, 50 beans.
I'm huge.
Thanks Harry! Much appreciated! Oh, it was nothing! Anyway, we better get a move on. We don't want Professor Snape catching us out so late.
Come on Harry, let's go!
What's under here? Nothing here.
Holy shit, people stream this game?
I tend to stream different versions of the Potter games during, uh, Christmas.
I think they'll fix you out of the book and no, I think they're gonna remove it now.
Trigger, like, 13 man.
I'm not looking forward to this, Thomas-ing. Snape.
Let's just hope he's left because he missed out on the defense against the Dark Arts job again.
Or he might have been sacked. I mean, everyone hates him.
Or maybe he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the Hogwarts Express.
Professor Snape, we, uh, we were...
In my search of the grounds, I noticed that considerable damage seems to have been done to a very valuable, whomping willow.
I will be speaking with Professor McGonagall later.
I've treated more damage to us than we...
Silence! I would advise you both to make your way immediately to the Gryffindor Common Room.
But Professor Snape, we...
Go and count yourselves lucky. If I should catch either of you out after tonight, I will definitely deduct house points.
Come on Harry, I'll let you outside the entrance hall.
Is this PS2 version?
Come on Harry.
There's a disco going on, looking to rave at Hogwarts.
is this open world yeah it's like semi open world you can fly around and shit
later spoilers
am I looking forward to the new show I mean I'll give it a chance can't say I'm
We're looking forward to it though.
Mr. Peltke thinks everyone spends with x39.
The hourglass is shown which house has the greatest number of housepoints on any day.
I started Welcome to Dairy and after one episode I could see why you loved it. Yeah, it was great. Welcome to Dairy was sick
Why if it isn't young Potter, how are you glad to be back at Hogwarts?
Well, I would be, Nick, if Professor Snape had caught me outside.
Well, I suppose it rules are there for a reason, although sometimes the reason escapes me.
Yes, you shouldn't be up this late, you know. Better get back to the griffin' tall common room before Professor Snape catches you again. Goodbye.
Bye, Nick.
Okay, let's go to the 7th floor.
new stranger things he's his trash that's the last that's the last season
isn't it
I've only seen season one and two while ago
I was thinking about trying out a low trod.
Do lads have any presence there or do you just play by yourself later in the night with
a blanket?
I haven't played orderings online in forever, but we did have a guild when we were playing
I think. No wait, maybe we didn't. No, that was Fonfensive 14, we had one.
a flying car into the Wamping Willow.
Well, we haven't been expelled.
Look, just tell us the new password, Hermione.
Oh, very well, then.
It's a Wattlebird.
People's thanks to you, dude.
Let me in.
Wattlebird.
Hey, Harry.
Fred and George have set up a shop.
You can trade all kinds of things with them for spells and really wicked stuff.
Wow, I must go and see them. Where are they?
Crazy, 61.
Go through that door and through the reading room. There's a portrait on the other side.
What's the password?
Liberty Jibbit.
Oh, and watch out for Percy. He hates being disturbed when he's studying.
I'll meet you in the common room later.
Let's see... 30 Bertie bolts?
Yeah, it's the same as the first one except this one has loading screens everywhere.
What would you like me to play Dougie you're Joe thanks for the 55 thank you
Potter you finally made it then heard about the Ford Anglia mom's gonna cure
Ron when she finds out and how it was worth it to see snakes face when you
landed um sort of anyway welcome to our shop Harry yes feel free to
Yeah, I'll buy some cards and maybe a- is there a beanbag?
No bean bag.
No bean bags.
Alright.
Wait, spell.
is an aloha more spell book 80 Bertie Botts I can't afford that I can't even
have 80 how much is his egg a struggle card 30 Bertie Botts every flavor beans
30 Bertie Botts limited edition Bertie Bot card what does that cost 30 Bertie
30-Birty-Bot's Every Flavour Beans.
The Archival Altitude Cart.
How much is that?
30-Birty-Bot's Every Flavour Beans.
Non-Explodable Luminous Balloons.
What's they got?
20-Birty-Bot's Every Flavour Beans.
How much is this Woodham Well Potion Vial?
130-Birty-Bot's Every Flavour Beans.
Albrecht Brunner.
The Inventor of the Dunboy.
Lag.
Thirty Bertie bots, Edgar...
How much is his Edgar Struge card?
Edgar Struge, eh, Harry? Inventor of the Sneaker's Cup, Water Genius.
Thirty Bertie bots!
Come here! Don't come up to mortals!
Nope!
Thirty Bertie bots! Thirty Bertie bots!
Okay, Harry. It's been a long day. I'm really tired and I'm off to bed.
I
Poach and ball case and the vicinity herbology greenhouse
I bet you're looking forward to the first quarter smash of the season a high can't wait to run rings around those huff and puffs
Runs always off to bed man every time I gotta make a save
Let's make a save.
You're not forced to watch it Doug. You it's all good dude. I'll make a save stat. I don't remember the holocaust. I'm just gonna
Easy you can speed up the loading but it doesn't seem to work too well on this one
Morning Ron. Do you know how class we've got first? I heard they's flying.
You heard right. I'll meet you downstairs in the infancy.
30 Bertie bots.
Haven't you got flying first thing Harry? Better get moving.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Flying lesson with my damn Hooch in the flying pitch.
Unfortunately yes, kitchen pigeon.
cause it's twenty nine
booze seven forty three matter for a while
nice to see you man hope you had a good day Christmas and all that jazz
what are we doing later well either lads or uh...
The black eyes.
No, I know the ET game, but I haven't played it.
You mean the one for like a tarry or something, right?
Hello, Nick.
What's the matter?
Oh, a matter of no inform-
Now he's headless, Nick.
The company he kept at he'd pot more won't let me join the headless hunts.
Apparently, they only accept huntsmen whose heads have completely parted company with their bodies.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Not to worry young Potter. As I said, it's a matter of no importance.
I'm gonna go learn flying.
Hello, Harry. Let's go outside to the frying pitch.
I don't want Madam Hoos to be angry with me.
Ha ha ha.
Bum!
Read the books on stream?
Not sure that's allowed.
Smash give thanks 52.
Flying lessons with Hoos next, Harry.
I'll meet you outside the flying pit.
Yeah, she should be over here, at least in the first game.
I
This is so sad
I'm looking forward to this class on you. Let's go in
In just well, okay. Well, there we go
Well, it's not the full version except it's early access second-year flying
although you'll apparently learn to fly last year the apparently is directed at
you mr. Longbottom a refresher courses in order no the exist is the last one
Mr. Potter, would you please come over here so we can run through the basics?
Please will you fly up slowly?
Good start now return to hover above the ground again
Your broom has been configured. Yep. Very nice
Good, please your broom control however basic
let's try something a little more difficult I assume you can see the
magical rings kindly fly through them all for me okay
oh god I'm gonna be safe
Well done Potter. I think you're ready to take this year's flying exam. You have approximately
two and a half minutes to fly through as many rings as you can. Your course through
the rings will get progressively more difficult and only the most expert flyers ever managed
to complete it.
Shit.
Why is the camera so close?
How do you even get house points in this game?
Is it just good grades or is it also doing the side missions?
Oh yeah, I've seen Quidditch IRL, yeah, I mean I haven't seen an IRL, but I've seen
like a YouTube video.
They run with like brooms between their legs and shit.
Oh my god, how long is this course?
Pooch, please!
And my misery.
Pooch!
I have over a hundred damn bullets.
I have over a hundred damn rings
Thank you
Congratulations, mr. Potter a truly outstanding performance
You really are one of the most talented fliers I have ever seen and you deserve the highest grade a distinction
Distinction is the best?
Okay.
That was exhausting, Harry.
I'm off to bed. See you later.
Okay.
Dude, you just woke up and we had one lesson, man.
Chill.
Hey, you!
Slavio, thanks for the 58, man. Thank you.
Yeah, I can end day now, but I don't know if you need to, like, grab the quest stuff.
Do I not have my broom yet?
I don't have my broom yet? Okay, I'm just gonna end day then.
Pass, married distinction. Okay. Huh. Never heard this.
The house horned totals are being calculated.
Uh...
Slytherin.
Oh my god, wait. I don't think I have any.
Just sucks.
Shaft told me solid.
Thanks to Raven, I hope we had a good strum.
I didn't really do a quest, so I'm not sure how many points we'll get.
Riffindor.
Okay, same as Slytherin.
What the fuck, what do you mean grade C?
I had one class and I got the perfect grade.
What does that even mean?
So I guess you get points.
I think you get points when you do the side quests too maybe.
Wait, can you only do one quest per day?
No, yeah.
It's in the vicinity of the greenhouses, yeah.
He was looking for Trevor his toad, and he went the wrong way. Now he's stuck.
No, I submit that this is the last one.
Well, can't you get him out of here, Miley?
No, I've tried everything. We need a severing charm.
And where am I going to find one of those at this time of night?
Pibology Greenhouse 3 in the grounds. Except, to get in, you're going to have to find out how to pull up hawk plumps.
If you go to the library, there's an excellent book by Professor Lockhart. That'll tell you how to do it.
Okay, so I've got to go into the library on the second floor and get a copy of Lockhart's book,
and then go out into the ground and find my way into the...
Then I can do the cyclism at the same time. Easy.
Let's go.
Oh, yeah, if you get caught, you lose points in this one, right?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Four.
Third.
Yeah, you can't lose the house cup, yeah.
Library.
Hmm
Are there games from the later iPod movies too there is one for every every movie every book every whatever oh
Shit, what the hell
That door's locked
I'm sure there's someone sneaking
I've copied and used in these monsters by Guildroy Lockhart.
A horc lump.
Some dang shit you need here.
Alright, we got the thing. Now we...
Get the Diffindo spell, yeah.
Thank you Keanu. Thank you
That was that wasn't the fair spot they were right in front of me
This is messed up man
Hey you
Locomotor mortis 30 Betty bot
Okay, chill chill chill
Oh my god the gamer
Gorf thanks 16 when I watched the explosion 33 movie when it comes out I would yeah for sure
You
Okay, you blow up let's 53 thank you did did you know could you my bases and just games on these sneaking sections?
Yeah, I believe it
No, no, no, no.
Fuck.
Full send it, Harry.
Jump.
Did anyone see him?
I want to jump down!
Okay, I baited him. We're good.
Okay, I'm looking for the potion vial here.
What? Oh, shit. It's Guy Trash.
Okay, camera, tilt up, please.
Camera.
That doesn't look like a...
Is that some other quest item?
Oh no, it was the case, right.
It was the case. Oh, we're good. Oh nice. We got the thing
All right
Nobody not this year, but next year I plan to do a PC version of all the games
All the way to the end
Next area.
No, not in five days.
Oh
Yeah, I don't look forward to Goblin.
Anonymous game.
For some people, it occurs.
So, thanks.
It's a thing that's found.
Chad, is this yesterday's game or is it like the second?
No, this is the sequel to the game from yesterday, but this game was actually made first before that other game, because the game yesterday was the first game, lore-wise, and this is the second game, lore-wise, but the second game was actually made before the first game.
Yeah.
So this is the second game that was made before the first game.
I
Just hit someone with that spell
Does this spell have infinite range oh
Oh, shit. Oh, ah, locomotive mortis
Look at the range on this, Jesus.
please don't tell me there's one here I don't lose more house points we're good
nice
I
Can you see you can you see you
Gotta make a save after this
Fuck
I think I'm going to get out of here.
come on walk away from up there please he's moving there he is
No!
You know the rules.
You shouldn't be out at night.
Five points from Gifford all.
That's not...
I'm sure there's someone sneaking around here.
Hey.
Hey you!
Hey.
No!
Ha ha ha!
This is so unfair!
Fuck!
Okay, let's wait. Let's wait.
I should have just waited patience is virtue
POTTER IS MY CLOSE, MADE.
Somebody's new Dinosaur game on a 10th?
Oh, is it that one?
Code Violet?
Yeah, I'm playing that.
Fuck it, dude.
Oh, no!
Oh.
Oh, no!
Oh.
Mr. Potter, what on earth is...
Ah! What's happened here?
I don't know. I found him like this.
Follow me, Potter.
Professor, I swear I did it!
Yeah, I played Total Chaos, I did.
Harry was taken to Professor Dumbledore's office, where he came across the sorting hat.
You've been wondering whether I put you in the right house, yes, where you were particularly
difficult to place.
But I stand by what I said before.
You would have done well in Slytherin.
And he also discovered Forks, Professor Dumbledore's pet phoenix.
Fascinating creatures, phoenixes.
They can carry immensely heavy loads.
Their tears have healing powers, and they make highly faithful pets.
And of course, Professor Dumbledore himself.
I know you're not the attacker, Harry,
But I must ask you, whether there is anything you'd like to tell me?
Hey, you!
Come... come to me...
Let me let you...
Let me tear you...
Anything at all?
No, there isn't anything, Professor.
Very well, if you're sure.
Good night, Lauren.
Night, Professor.
Nothing here.
Was there nothing 62, dude?
Thank you.
We got Defindo. We got a rescue Neville.
Damn, it's so much cooler in this game.
Just got shot on. Feels good, man.
You got a nice warm latte macchiato mmm. Very nice
When he's rigging the photos, I think it's Debs in the photos
Mmm coffee flavor
What do I think is more toxic salad or Malfoy what the fuck
Okay.
Well, salad makes people deleterates with chacalas.
What up, Tizziette?
Going well, we're at a bit of tech issues at the beginning of stream, but now it's going smoothly
The divorce or versus the deleter
And the day I can't turn this in now, I guess I didn't end the day by the way
Thanks ever so much for finding my file case Harry
Okay, so you do get points for for doing these quests
Get if in their merit badge drop during a flying lesson if found please turn the notice board. Okay, what the fuck? Thanks, Tim
Yeah students give points your own house and I'm gonna go up to the milf man. Hmm. All right
Hi, I love your cosplay. Have fun with the game.
Thank you, said. Appreciate it. I've put a lot of effort into this cosplay here.
Like every year.
But can I fly now? Do I actually have access to the broom because it doesn't look like it?
I wonder why they didn't use like the actor's voices for these characters?
Too expensive?
No ice for Achilles' goo, and good evening.
Hmm.
ZOO ZOO ZOO ZOO ZOO SCARS FOR EVERYONE!
Oh wait, it's here.
I'm using PS2 emulator.
You
Never once he means you don't hear me excellent this term I shall be teaching
Dueling let me introduce you to my assistant professor snakes now Harry Potter if you'd like to come forward
The Expelliarmus Spell Challenge is through.
Oh, Expelliarmus!
What you have to do is to find the Expelliarmus Spellbook somewhere beyond the portrait.
Once you have the spellbook in your possession, the Expelliarmus Spell will be yours to use as you see fit.
Real.
One out of three spells he uses in the movie. In the book he uses a few spells.
Yeah, I'm not getting my glasses tattooed, no?
Oh, I have full already.
I do have glasses IRL, yeah.
Glasses Earl.
I am not wiki, uh, we could have pissed no.
Right there little stump.
Giant swing.
Ssssssssssssssssssssup.
What? Oh.
Where'd I throw you, little shit? It's not in here? Or was I just unlucky? Okay, it's
not in there. Is there cages in here? Oh, I cook them. This game's fucked up.
I
Do you back things of that 11 do thank you
Yeah, I burn him.
No, he takes it.
Wait, where'd he go?
I
Am I soft locked he ticked it and fell down there, but
I might actually be softlocked.
Unless...
Oh no, of course not.
Ah, okay.
So easy game.
I did not have to cook them, but it is what it is.
Come on the true ending. Yeah, that's probably true
Kobe you can't throw that part it's not like throwing the gnomes
Shut I can't figure out this puzzle made for children. Why did they stop blocking baby range?
listen listen listen it was chat that told me I was softlocked first okay
I just want to tell you something about this boss.
It's a very good story.
Oh, that's great.
I'll see you next time.
I'll be right back.
Good night.
Can I do- Yeah.
Nice.
Hard?
That's full health? Jesus.
Yeah, reeee!
Ah, for you.
Thank you.
Thank you for yesterday too, Jesus.
Oh
No, no, no, what?
So
Kids game.
2
3
4
1
4
1
3
4
3
Flamethrower traps save for children? Yeah, I guess, yeah.
Get this note!
The music is so much better in this game versus the first one.
Oh, hi.
Expelliarmus can also do list of rebound and opponent spell in the hope that the rebound and spell will strike the opponent
Expelliarmus
So he's a game it's Ganondorf
I'm
What's Tim, I am?
I
PC versions next I'll be next year
Next Christmas, I give you putter, but this time around it will be PC version.
I got McSabe, shit.
No, I'm not Azuray.
I think at least.
Well, he's knocked out of the delt bed, dude.
Well done, Potter! Forty house points for Gryffindor!
Four, dude!
I'd like you to use the expelliarmus spell you've just acquired, pay you, in a real duel.
Mr. Malfoy, come over here. Let's see what you can make of the famous Potter.
First duelist to gain five points wins the duel.
So easy game.
Wait, can I win like that? No?
Well, wait, this works!
So cheap.
Sit down.
Oh yeah.
Serpent Sortia!
Oh yeah.
Haha!
You're a parcel mouth, Harry.
Why didn't you tell us?
I'm a what?
What?
A parcel, Mal.
You can talk to snakes.
What?
So does it matter?
It matters, Harry.
Because being able to talk to snakes
was what Salazar Slytherin was famous for.
That's why the symbol of Slytherin House is a serpent.
Now the whole school's going to think
there is great, great, great, great grandson or something.
But I'm not.
You'll find that hard to prove.
He lived about 1,000 years ago.
For all we know, you could be.
Anyway, we've got quidditch practice next at the quidditch stadium. I'll meet you in the entrance. Oh, Harry
Okay, but am I allowed to
Am I allowed to use my broom so I can fly and find that damn Hogwarts patch or whatever Gryffindor patch
Maybe after quidditch training you can
It's not an N. It's my SCAR. I'm polter, dude.
And of course, Salazar's living with a pop-
Talk to any interesting co-
I-
Oh, no.
No.
You wouldn't want to get caught in some duel without teachers around the t-
No.
Oh, no.
Ah!
Ow!
You're awake!
Scytherin...
A-a-a-an...
Snake...
I'd watch your back...
I wouldn't let it slip to Potter that you avoid our magical...
Let's go out some more.
Or you might end up like the Griff in your house, ghost.
I'll play Fortnite 2 since you just added Harry Potter to the game, did they?
No I have no plans for Fortnite.
Yeah the thing is, I guess you have to do maybe the Quidditch practice before you
You can fly around.
Daynix takes 62, dude.
Oh, sir, Ron, I thought that was you.
Hello there, Harry.
My mum sent me an owl with a parcel containing a new set of ropes.
Trouble is, the owl's dropped it somewhere in the grounds.
Can you help me find it?
Someone told me that they saw an owl drop something by the lake.
If you find the parcel, it'd be great if you brought it back here to me.
Okay. Sure.
The range on this is insane. I'm hitting the side of the map.
the
favorite flavor being spinach vomit or coke
the fuck
oh there it is
brilliant
Yeah, we're here, let's go.
Alright, we got that one, but let's do quidditch training now that we're here.
Save time.
Eight?
Forty-nine?
What?
Thank you.
Yeah, I'm looking forward to being nauseous again.
I
Ready to continue our winning streak from last year. I'm certain we're good enough
But we're definitely going to have to practice a lot harder
You know it's unlike the present. So let's have a run through of the basics
Yeah, time to puke.
When you fly through a rain, it adds to your brim's magical charge and increases its speed.
Likewise, missing a rain decreases the charge.
Yeah, controls ain't birded, they are. You can change it, but it's fine.
Oh my god I calm
Okay, we got it great going Potter now grab the snitch
What?
Okay.
What?
Okay.
What?
So
speed up we're gonna lose
move! let me get bossed! thank you.
okay.
incredible flying potter, even madame hutch would have to give you a good grade.
You already did. Distinction. Fuck, yeah, that's the highest one.
Don't let Professor McGonigal frame you.
Wait, we have 205 now?
I'm getting as much practice as you can.
Ooh! Okay, I got the broom now.
Tomatoes on shine. Thanks for the tune, dude. Happy holidays.
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Any lads later?
Well, yeah, I just got to beat this game.
But this game should be quicker than the one yesterday.
Should be.
You have your own broom, yes.
Yeah, this has Korpa, but we have a three-player lad
City of the 25, dude. Thank you
anyway it's a horrible thing to say if it had been the Hagrid showing up I'd
have cursed him he's not worth the trouble Ron I suppose you're right
anyway I'm tired and I'm off to bed okay nice that one
time to turn in. So now I can end the day but I'm gonna return that package real quick.
Now where's that Gryffindor path?
This must have been amazing.
getting this game for for Christmas as a kid and then you've got unlock the
broom or you could fly around like this
what a nice feeling
I don't know where the patch is but we can find it later it's fine let's just
return the package
I think Neville can do with your help too.
I saw him over by Hagrid's hut.
Fuck Neville.
I'm, uh...
Time to turn in!
Oh, lemme, lemme, uh, get the dog out before I start the next day.
Hold...
Dude, he is knocked out!
Come on.
He doesn't want to move, man.
Another victim.
I was looking for a way to get the
the
Hey, you!
I'm tired because I was up late watching hentai.
I have to get some Kinect.
Make you neck enjoyers?
Why didn't I bring any paper? Oh my god, these are so moisty
Is he okay? Yeah, he's going ape shape
Stop
Yo pain all good up rule man
Wait, can I end the day? Oh, yeah. I could end the day, I forgot. Baguette de fommage?
Hey, you!
I
Rick got thanks to the two legs go thanks 27
Well, then it was like for two Stephanie get L racer. So thank you
Yes, solid they turned out real good real good
very good oh knick it's this this is knick it's just I don't know what you
say in English
yeah
the house point totals are being calculated
Your name is Ahego Calamity, wow.
Hufflepuff.
I'm in the lead style and watch this.
Scripted chat is scripted.
You
It's a griffin' there merit badge I'm looking for.
I think it might be a good idea to go to the library and find a copy of Hogwarts's history.
Why do you want it?
So we can find out about the legend of the Chamber of Secrets, of course.
What?
Of course.
I suppose you want me to sneak out to the library again.
Could you?
Oh, thanks, Harry.
The only thing is, you'll need to get into the restricted section this time.
Go down to the second floor and into the lively reading room.
Steak through there and you'll see a door with a gold arch.
Go through this door and into the reading room, Annex.
At the end of the Annex is a portrait that will let you into the restricted section.
The password is BiblioFile.
Right! Second floor, reading room, through door with golden arch, and into Annex.
Through portrait. Got it.
Thanks, Harry. I'm watch out for the prefix.
Don't worry, I've learned my lesson.
Oh my god.
Yep, walk five steps, loading screen, yep.
I hope I'm not getting sick dude what if I am I don't think I am but what if I am
Zinc will have forever failed me.
I need one more card.
Here?
No, I'm not sick yet.
No, no, no. I went for a run today and after it.
It was like very windy and snowy and stormy and shit.
Now I'm like, perfect.
Oh my god he's gaming
You know the rules, you shouldn't be out at night, buy points from driven doors.
Also where the hell is the invisibility cloak anyways?
Oh no.
Ah!
Hey you!
You know the rules.
You shouldn't be out at night, buy points from Rivendorf.
If I can just keep quiet.
I
Can't see
Yeah, it's a great camera for this segment
I wonder if the names of these spells aren't distracting.
I'm just going to the left, dawg.
I can just keep walking.
And now the other guy behind me, where they-
Yeah, what a surprise.
Because the thing is, I can't turn the camera there.
So I have no idea where he is!
Oh my god!
I wonder if the noise of a spell might distract him.
What was that?
There's someone around here.
Hey, you!
Get back to your dormitory.
I'm in!
It's so over. House cup is done, dude.
I'm not sure what he's doing.
Look, come on, come on, this.
You know, all things considered, maybe it's a good thing you don't play
stealth archers in open world RPGs.
South archers suck
Thanks physical bonie. Thanks for seven. I'm really easy. No, thanks the bitties
This is not the same game as yesterday.
This is the sequel, which was actually made before the first game.
I mean, yeah.
Oh
I know about him, I haven't played him though.
I am not played with this lie.
Oh no.
Harry Potter found that bottom of Black Lake would cement shoes.
Reporters believe this was a targeted attack on Harry for single-handedly loosing the house
cup for repeated sneaking.
Yeah.
The original hammered manuscript of Hogwarts history takes pride of place in this library
can only be viewed by special appointment however students made wires only covered
from below.
I'll have fun with you as long as it's 37.
Zoom!
Why is it soy?
Damn, I'm cool.
Oh, whoops.
It's just slime everywhere, man.
Oh,
Don't even kill this.
You can't make it how you can yeah, so easy game man very easy game
This one is better than the first one no doubt
Even though this one was made before the first one, yeah.
Are you kidding me?
Wait, can you do this?
is
When I grab the ledge, little, uh...
My Bees!
I am not doing Hogwarts legacy no
we're gonna get the auntie slime spell
now oh my god the camera dude
Oh, I'm gonna lash out. I'm gonna lash out. I'm gonna...
It's okay. It's alright.
why not what the fuck are you guy you mean to ask me from gay cuz I don't want to play
Hogwarts legacy
Solid knows the answer nice I got this thing splooge
Gudge!
Okay, what's the point of that?
Was there an exit there or what is this?
Den's man or...
All right, uh, we got that. Gotta get back to Hermione. There's honor to tomorrow? No.
I just jumped down Harry can you just jump down man
It's time for perma-slop? I don't know what I would perma-slop though. That's the thing.
Did I miss Doorwood's lime up there?
Ah, this should be fine though, whatever it's fine.
Oh yeah, separate ways we got a perm, uh, true.
Maybe familiar?
I have no plans right now.
I don't even know about them, so you ask me now.
All this all versions are very different waffle. Yeah
Most of the fallen is integrated premise law that's true that could be fun
All right try that warped game yesterday absolute dog shit frame rate carrier to 30 FPS the moment the first enemy shows
Oh
Yeah, already for our got that rage mod. Yeah
Oh no, oh my god, I had to
Oh
I might do like RE1, yeah RE1 Remake with a random voice line, some characters and everything.
Random doors.
Bad but perma, that'd be cool dude.
physical isn't that bad dude oh my god I'm gonna it's okay
Okay, we made it back up again. Clearly I missed another exit here.
Oh yeah, there was a door here!
I forgot!
There we go.
I should make a save.
I'll make a save.
I'm splooging.
Hmm. What's he doing here? Looking for some fresh victims? Where's he running an errand
for that mudblood granger? Whatever it is, Crab, I think it's time to teach him a lesson.
Wait, what, Ekmach?
Bomb everything outside?
time
Well, I could probably just cheese this time like I did the previous one, right?
So easy game no problem here
So easy game
Hey, Harry must be really fun to duel.
Oh, my.
Will now?
Goyle!
I
all right you want some too
nothing here things 85 dude Thomas Hilfiger things 51 thank you guys all
right go again
I
Can I just chop them off with it? No, let me see
No, he's too far away from my cheese
I'm cheating.
Don't fix what ain't broken, all right?
Oh
Yes
I'm out of his whack joint.
No, my sound effects. It's gone. It's over.
If you could have one spell from the universe, which one would it be, chat?
Would it be a little more as you could rob banks and shit?
Avada Kedavra? What the fuck? You already have that with like guns or whatever, I guess.
Imperial?
Hmm. Oh yeah, Imperial.
Hmm. Yeah, I guess we'll be pretty good. That's true.
OK.
Dude, how is that fair?
Oh, the spell that can repair stuff, like Reparo or something.
Holy shit, physical, isn't that bad?
It's worse?
Oh, shit.
Does Repair work on software?
I don't think so, right?
That's true physical that's true that is true
Her should give Nicole Visser a sub. Thank you.
Wattlebird.
Harry!
I managed to get Hogwarts in history, but it wasn't easy. Slytherin ambush me.
Crikey! Can I have a look at the book, Harry?
Crikey. Here you go.
Here it is! I'll read the passage out.
Hogwarts was founded over a thousand years ago by the four greatest witches and wizards of the age.
Godre Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff.
thousand years ago by the four greatest witches and wizards of the age Godric
Gryffindor Helga Hufflepuff Rowena Revincor and Salazar Slytherin for a while
the four founders worked in harmony together seeking out youngsters with
magical abilities and bringing them to the castle to be educated but a rift
began to grow between Slytherin and the others Slytherin believed that
magical learning should be restricted to all magic families and that no
No students of non-magical parentage should be admitted.
Eventually, a serious argument on the subject caused Slytherin to leave the school.
He built a secret chamber in the castle of which the other founders knew nothing.
According to the legend, Slytherin sealed this chamber of secrets
so that no one would be able to open it until his own true heir arrived at the school.
The heir alone would be able to unseal the chamber,
unleash the horror within,
and use it to purge the school of all who were unworthy to study magic.
Blimey, I always knew Salazar Slytherin was a twisted old loony, but I never knew he'd started all this pure blood mudblood stuff
It sounds no not this year I see some
The whole thing mentioned in the book is a monster, but only the air of Slytherin can control
But what kind of monster?
Kind of monster that can petrify a ghost
All these talk of monsters has given me the creeps
I love to bed
I wish I could get to beauty yourself, thank you.
He's probably expected 7, huge calamity, he's 42.
That's a 1900 Hershey, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, there is a Harry Potter prisoner of Azkaban on PS2.
It's really good.
I don't believe that the air is slithering Harry, not like some people.
Well, we're definitely not in the lead in the house, Cup.
Morning, Ron. It's transfiguration first thing, isn't it?
Yeah, first floor. I'll meet you there.
still got to find that merry badge we'll see the score soon it's I'm sure it's fine
right
where's my splooge spell I did play the new Hogwarts game on release I did yeah
Yeah. It was, it was there right?
Let's go wrong.
Bomba was cool in the beginning, the story was like pretty damn mad though.
Fuck you Malfoy.
Good morning.
Today we shall learn the Transfiguration spell known as Avaphors.
Avaphors will allow you to transform small objects, such as the parts of the statue,
into birds.
This is achieved like so.
Avaforce!
You will now see that a crawlspace has been revealed in the wall.
Beyond this is the Avaforce challenge.
Mr. Potter, come forward please.
Okay, what up, Siggy?
Yes, Professor.
The Avaforce spellbook is located on the other side of this crawlspace.
Find it, and the spell will be yours. You must then return here to the classroom.
No, Gentile, not in this one.
You can actually lose the house cup in this one, which I probably will.
What the fuck?
I get a good score on this one, just gotta do it fast I guess.
Okay, analyze the situation, analyze, analyze, analyze the situation, okay.
Scluge!
Do it fast, get more points!
The speed is crazy.
spell is to remove the green stuff I open here
okay
Okay.
I
Ha
Died
If each one of the lads had to represent one house, which one would it be?
I'm Gryffindor
Dist Slytherin
Salad
Salad is Hufflepuff and
and left by his raven claw that's true dude that is true that is true how an
ice liver in that doesn't make sense this will be like zipping and cheating and
stuff like Slytherins
Oh wait, am I dead in a kids game?
Almost.
Not dead in the kids game, baby.
Doss it! It had a full spellbook!
Maluuuu!
Oh, yep.
Oh
Hurry bird
Yep
My patroness would be like a good illa or karaoke or something
Shhh!
You think Salad's Patronus will be chess?
I will be Yumo?
True.
all right
left-wing patrols would be Sweden's story.
Babushka! Scary, scary!
All right, I need the mid-
Oh
Oh, yeah.
Hi, George, what up?
I
Sure, what up? Yeah, dude
I hope your holidays are nice
Any plans for new year no no probably just wanna chill
What?
Why is he cheating?
I don't know if he's cheating or not.
Hell yeah, Shorts.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
That was quick though there's something behind me. I don't know what this is
Oh
L to the arcs up
Larks up wait chat what house would larks of Ian Hufflepuff, right gotta be a Hufflepuff
That's a superb job Potter. Forty house points for Gryffindor.
Hey!
That is all for today. Class dismissed.
Nice one Harry. You did well there. And good luck with the Quidditch match.
Quidditch match? Yeah, against Hufflepuff. Remember? Come on, let's get to the stadium.
You can't be late for the first game of the season
All right, Roy then sure
Oh, yeah, I knew the fire spell here is a lot last spell as you buy a little more
Facing larks I quidditch true
I
Gonna be time for lads. We'll see we shall see this game is going quite quickly, so
What would this bag guard be? Oh, is that the one that changes to the thing you're scared of?
Red splits, nah
Nah
Let's go to the Quidditch stadium.
No...
Oh yeah!
Well, you're thinking this. Yeah, you're right, Larksa.
Actually, I think Larksa knows, yeah.
I think Larksa knows.
That's true.
Wait, it's Quidditch. I'm just gonna fly there.
I have not lark sir. I haven't actually been on discord. Listen, I'll watch it today, okay?
I can watch it as I'm heating up my fish soup. Okay? You deleted? No you didn't! What? No,
You're not allowed to delete it.
Send it again.
I've already done it Hershey. I'm gonna fit in the world. Oh my god broke his neck
Yeah, I love puking
The
the
I
Just say
You can actually the score down there
Why don't you send the video?
The fuck shut up
Oh my god, we're actually gonna lose the game.
We're actually gonna lose the game.
Is it over?
Move! Okay, I win, I win.
Okay, looks like nice nice nice. I was actually I was sad
All right easy game
I guess we could end the day here.
Eight of the house cup is so over. I don't care Jenny from the block makes 38. Thank you, man
Jenny. Thank you, Jenny. I
Don't even want to see the score
Oh my god, I'm actually behind Ravenclaw and I have a path.
Okay, not too bad.
Slytherin is in the lead.
It's fine. It's scripted. It's scripted. It's fine. Don't worry.
It's scripted, okay? It's scripted.
I would be in the lead if I didn't get caught, yeah. I would.
I would.
You're not going to believe this, Harry. Hermione wants you to meet her in the girls' bathroom
on the second floor. She says she's got a plan to find out who the heir of Slythia is.
Really?
Does the avenue go still up? It blew down.
Yes. Now hurry up! Girls' bathroom, second floor. Isn't that supposed to be haunted?
That's what it's 81
I still have to find the griffin they're merit badge where the hell is it I
Chicked the roofs a little bit but I didn't see it. I did manually I did
No, I'm not doing prisoner. This is probably the last putter I'm doing.
Yeah, Flynn was announced a while ago.
I am not losing any points here, guaranteed.
I'll no more putter until next year, you know?
But then I want to do a PC version of all the games,
because I haven't played the later games.
Next year I'm 40?
What?
No?
I
Where's the girls ballroom I'm looking for the girls ball for
I was on the wrong floor.
Here it is.
This is a girl's bathroom, he's not a girl.
No, sorry Matel. I just wanted to show him how nice it is in here
I wish people would stop interacting my peace and quiet. I do have feelings you know even if I am dead
So what's his plan of yours Hermione?
We need to find out who the heir of Slytherin is so we can discover who wants all the students with non-magical parents
Well, it's not me. I hope. Do you think it could be Draegon?
Well, if it is, how do we breathe it?
One of us needs to get Malfoy to answer a few questions without him realising it's us.
That's what I was thinking, which is why I've been making a Polyjuice potion.
What? Polyjuice potion?
It transforms you into somebody else. One of us could change into a Slytherin,
and Malfoy would probably tell us anything we wanted to know.
I managed to sneak a bit of Goyle's hair during Transfiguration class and mix it into this.
One sip, Harry, and you'll look just like Goyle.
So...
If you had enough Polyjuice potion for one transformation, whose hair would I steal?
Hurry!
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Try and find Malfoy. He's usually lurking about the dungeon this time of night.
Wait, what if I get caught a bunch of hours of slithering?
It's my PC.
I wanna get caught now, I slither him.
You shouldn't be out at night five points from slithering ha ha this game is the best
You shouldn't be out at night five points from slithering
I wonder if it actually goes down though, or do they just say it does?
What?
Hey!
Go back to the dungeons.
Okay.
More sad, big 95, thank you.
Go back to the dungeons.
Okay, here.
Four sad, big 95, thank you.
I'm thundering.
Ah, Gorya, did you know that Draco's looking for you?
Thank you for telling me.
My father says that only pure bloods like us should be at Hogwarts.
Don't you agree?
Shasta Capix 28.
Um, I accidentally pressed the button.
You know, Goyle. I'm surprised the Daily Prophet hasn't reported what's going on here.
I suppose Dumbledore's trying to hush it all up.
He'll be sacked if it doesn't stop soon.
Fathers always said old Dumbledore's the worst thing that ever happened to Hogwarts.
He loves that non-magical lot.
A decent headmaster would never have let that jumped-up Granger mudblood in.
And as for Saint Potter, the mudblood's friend,
He's another one with no proper wizard feeling and people think he's the
Slytherin heir. I wish I knew who it is. I could help them.
Oh, you must have some idea who's behind it all.
You know I haven't Goyle how many times do I have to tell you.
But I know one thing. Last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened,
a mud-blood goat died so I bet it's only a matter of time before one of them
killed this time I hope it's a granger anyway uh Draco I best be going
and where?
to the hospital wing yes that's it the hospital wing
I've got a stomachache and I need to get something for it.
Get going, Goyle, before your fat belly explodes!
I'd better get out of here and fast.
No, I don't want to lose more points, please!
Okay, I need to ace this, I need to ace this. Patience is key, come on.
I
what the gamer could you actually explain the armist that okay that was
importance okay I didn't lose any points
here very big hi this big 78 man thank you
ever watched gamer with Gerald Butler no I have not seen that movie gamer
Well? It isn't him. Malcolm is not the heir of Slytherin.
Oh, he must be. Who else could it be?
I don't know, but it's got to be someone who was here at Hogwarts 15 years ago, when the chamber was last opened.
Well done Harry, you did a great job. See you in the morning.
They skipped all their mining and the cat thing.
You can see the spiders crawling out here, that's interesting.
Alright, it's the end of the day.
Am I placed to our field when Totter revamps it?
Probably not.
I mean, I had fun streaming my first playthrough of the game, but, ugh...
I think Draco mouth for you might be behind this attack.
Hello, what class we got faster then?
It's Charles from Flipwick.
I'll meet you on the second floor.
I think this is the last pill to learn except you can buy Alo Amora from Fred and
George why do I play no man's guy yeah I haven't played it since release
I
Game will freak me out if I land on a water planet ocean planet
Oh wait charms
Aren't you, Ginny?
Sorry.
I mean, they're caught up in that thing.
The thing with the next son or whatever it is, right?
Crafted, crafted, yeah.
here to the classroom do you understand mr. Potter I do professor very well then
off you jolly well go this is the last class the last bell you learn I think
number crawlspace after this
there we're gonna hit a milestone and be awarded a bonus so the publisher
intentionally handicapped the studio to avoid paying the bonus. I've heard of this, yeah.
Mega asshole.
I'm not sure what this is.
Fort Gambler gave Fort Snatcher us a ride.
These fights aren't the most exciting.
No, not another one, oh my god.
Oh wait, this guy's not tanking at all though.
Okay.
Nice.
I could have been a lot longer.
The goat blew down, yeah it did.
I saw the video.
I had nothing to do with it.
Go to it.
Oh
Final little spell good pace good pace
Not like boba tea love boba tea is great
You're the best.
Got it!
Incendiary Spellbook.
Incendiary!
I'll see you later, bye.
Incendio!
Jobstone!
What?
Alright.
What's going on?
Yeah, this is leveling up Corpabim, but we do have a lag game us for three players.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it.
Larks a lad? But that game we have planned is for three players.
Oh shit, the LAD situation is crazy now.
We could play space game.
I like spankin'.
What's the base game?
I don't remember the name now. It's called uh, uh, yeah, species unknown. Yes.
How the heck?
Is this?
Is this dent?
What?
How the hell do you get up here?
I guess I got to do it this way.
Oh my god, that hitbox is humongous.
But, but, but, but, but I need, but I, but I, but I need, but I, I need to get on
the other.
But I, I can't.
If the fire is there, I can't.
Well, maybe I can.
It's senti-o!
What?
You hate quiet place game?
Yeah, that game was, that was definitely a game.
I'm tired because I was up late watching...
How the hell do you get...
How?
please please
mcneer thanks 34
what the fuck okay i'll
No, it's not going to load in save spot, just a room.
Okay, this is actually good.
dude. Because now I can do this from the correct area.
I
Can I actually...
We had a lot of wind to goffs here, that's about it.
Yes! Perfect! Now I can actually solve this.
No tough game.
Pretty cool.
Can I cheat this one?
I can't.
How I done one of them now?
I don't think so.
So wait, hold on, if I do this...
That's good, yes.
Perfect.
Oh
To the cop points of a student dies probably
They are got full health this time no gravity incident
The straw goat blew down in the store.
It fell.
There we go.
Now we've got to get rid of these two.
Okay, what happens if I do this one?
Yeah, okay.
Alright, so that means we do this one.
Have I played Disney's Tarzan?
Yeah, I did, last year.
And then we go over to the...
I fucking can't.
Oh my god.
The lads are over.
The lads are over, chat.
It's over. It's completely over. This kid's game is too hard.
Good. No, the scar is above the right eye and this is my right eye. Actually, I won't die
anymore in this playthrough now, none.
Don't go over to the other side now. Go in here.
Turn this one on.
That should switch sides now.
Yes.
And then we'll go to the other side and we switch that one.
Oh, have you never played Legacy, Nika? It's very good.
And then we light this one right here.
That should be both gone there.
Yes.
Now we can do this part.
We go living the 8th and me goes next 22.
No are you kidding
You little shit
That is one I did it the other way on the other platform and I had enough time
Okay, we made it!
Finally, I'm gonna get a C grade on this one.
That was the final lesson in the game.
Well, at least I could spell lesson.
Dreamwave Sheep, thanks 42, Gambon Deathless for the rest of the run, yeah fuck you, you
can do that, you can do that.
Excellent Potter, 40 house points to Griffith.
Okay, 40 points, not bad.
And Slytherin is minus 15, so this is good.
Hey, Harry! Don't forget you've got the Quidditch clutch against Ravenclaw.
Come on, let's go to the stadium.
Oh, got this first.
I'm not sure.
Ginny keeps standing here.
Little weirdo.
Yeah, this game does have some nice details actually, it does.
You can buy a loa mora from a friend in George salad in the buff room, but it costs like 80 beans
It's only to unlock certain chests where there's cards
No, you don't sound like you like you don't it's only a bonus thing
I remember.
So I didn't lose any points this day and Slytherin lost 15 and I got 40 points from the grade.
We should be kind of even at this point.
I've never played Virtua Cobb or Shea.
yes I was way better this one and I'm kind of rushing through this one now I
mean you can fly through Hogwarts like find rooms and shit
Well, thanks, 58. Thank you.
This is Russian, yes. There is some sidequests you can do. They're all like, oh, find my item. It's around here. Find my item.
I think you get a wizard card. Same as the first game.
But I call them to be ours. Unless I'm behind on points towards the end of the game.
He's going to get the snitch.
Team, what the fuck?
Oh my god, he's going to get the snitch.
What did he threaten my catch by that?
That was so hard for me to believe that he was the greatest.
I've never seen him run before seeing him.
She's small.
I've never seen her run before running.
I've seen thoughts out of the way.
I've never seen him run before seeing him behind me sometime now.
And stop!
My team is useless.
I'm sorry.
Is that a gambas or if I'll be
I don't want to go to the
I'm so
Game over until game is done
All right, let's go we're pretty far pretty far. I want to see the points though
I like Colspy reminds me of this steak. I had with fake grill marks painted on
Yeah, we'll end the day, I want to see the score.
Oh shit. It's gotta be pretty even.
I'm bored of lying behind raven
I'm sorry dude.
Come on how much how much 300 plus easily
Okay, wait what did Slytherin have
What did Slytherin have
357 okay, we've caught up. This is good. We've caught up. We've caught up
I can easily get those points. I can easily get those points caught up easily
Hey, Harry, what do you think of this?
It looks like an old diary belonged to T.M. Riddle.
Yeah, you can lose the cup hugs.
By that name, T.M. Riddle got an award for special services for the school 50 years ago.
I know that because Filchman be polished his shield about 50 times in detention.
Well, whoever he was, he didn't write in it, he's completely blank.
I wonder why someone wanted to try and get rid of it then?
Weird.
Harry went to bed before anyone else in his dormitory that night, mainly because he wanted to examine Riddle's diary.
He sat on his four-poster and flicked through the blank pages, until...
Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle.
I'm at Hogwarts in horrible stuff being happening. Do you know about the Chamber of Secrets?
Of course I know about the Chamber of Secrets, and I think here the Chamber is open, and the monster killed him.
I thought I'd have to load him in the Chamber, and he was exbound. I can show you if you like.
I can take you inside my memory of the night when I caught him.
Okay.
Harry sat entranced by the memory Tom Riddle showed him.
Evening Hagrid.
What are you doing down here, Tom?
It's all over. I don't think you meant to kill him. But monsters don't make good pets now, do they?
It never killed no one.
Come on. The least Hogwarts can do is make sure the thing that killed that girl is slaughtered.
It wasn't him. He wouldn't. He never.
No!
It was Hagrid wrong. Hagrid opened the Chamber of Secrets 50 years ago. Go tell Hermione.
I've got to go and see Hagrid.
Yeah.
I gotta find the Merit Badge.
If you do these side quests you get like 5 points per side quest so I could catch up.
Okay, don't get caught. Do not get caught.
Retro Potter movies, my favorite. I haven't seen them since I was a wee lad, so I gotta
re-watch them. I'm re-watching them after I'm done listening to the last book. I'm
in the middle of the last audiobook now. Well, a bit before the middle. I know,
I slide where what's up with that
Am I progressing with berserk, you know
But I actually bought a a manga when I was in Stockholm a while ago a few weeks ago
Uh, yeah. I bought, uh, uh, you know, I can show it when I go get my food. I don't remember what it's called.
Yeah, solid. Yeah.
No lads games today. I mean the plan is to do it lads today. I'm just trying to beat this game
I'm pretty far in this game now. I am. You know when you're going to the Aragog part that's when
Yeah, like in the PS1 version, this the game is over
What
I didn't lose any points. I think that's because I tried to use the broom and that happened
What was I saying? Yeah, no. In the piece 1 version of this game, it's literally Aragog
and then it's the final boss. So let's see what they do in this game.
But I can't let Slytherin win the house cup though. I gotta do some sidequests maybe.
I'm gradually catching up to them.
very bad business indeed. Things have gone far enough. As chairman of the school of governance,
I simply got to act and send you away.
Away? Away to where? No. Not the wizard prison. Not Asco. I'm afraid so. And dreadful thing done.
As of this moment, you are suspended as a monster of onwards.
If the gov'ls want my novel, Lucius, I shall of course step aside.
No!
However, you'll find out that I will only truly have left the school, and not hear the other way to me.
You'll also find that help won't only have to be given upon what's to those who ask for it.
of course if anyone wanted to find out some stuff all they'd have to do would
be to follow the spiders that and lead them right that's the key to the whole
thing
come along now we don't want to keep the dementors waiting
All right, I'm coming death lesson here on Alice. Go
I really didn't need to know this Torgall I really didn't
Wish she's thanks for the 70. Thank you
Now look at these doubters in chat, I think I'm not going to be deathless in this kids game.
I
I don't think 37 dude
Don't get greedy
Oh
Can you aim downward a little shit
I did it
Ames down
Is it Hagrid not exactly put on a friend of Hagrid
Hagrid has never sent men into a horror before
Hagrid's in trouble. That's why I've come.
In trouble?
They think up at the school Hagrid's been setting a- a something on students. They've taken it to Azkaban.
But that was years ago. Everyone thought that I was the monster that dwells in that chamber of secrets.
They thought Hagrid had opened the chamber and set me free, which was why he was expelled
from Hogwarts.
So you didn't come from the Chamber of Secrets?
No, I come from a distant land and Hagrid cared for me.
The girl who was killed 50 years ago
Was discovered in the bathroom, and I have not seen any other castle
Apart from the cupboard I grew up in
If it wasn't you who killed that girl, then I fight the Akraman, she'll have Hogwarts legacy
I don't remember. We shall not speak of it
I'll just go then
Go I think not
But, but, I cannot deny my children fresh meat.
I imagine getting eaten by spider and so over.
They're coming!
Ha, ha, ha!
Let's keep going like this and be vulnerable!
Yeah, it's full auto magic, baby.
today well we're trying yeah just got to beat this game
trying to beat this kids game
Oh nice.
Just leave it to the three no easy.
D-Bird thanks 42.
Oh
I'm high
We're good what no idea young oh, oh, oh
Okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's alright.
Okay.
I'm getting stung, lul!
Mods, Gamber again!
Deathless Gamber again!
That was a fluke, dad.
Die, Arizona!
Oh
When can I damage?
stand up please yes
Big DPS, big DPS.
Some healing.
Big gaming, big gaming, big gaming right now.
I don't know what to do.
I would not like a Prince Fire like this, you know.
Boom.
We almost bomb
A lot of, uh, waiting around here, yeah.
Nice.
Nice
One more we won't stand out please
It's over.
Believers.
What is Harry staring at?
favorite poker game well i haven't played exactly all of them but ps1 ones are i don't
I have a solid spot for a PS1 once.
We can end the day and end the day we will.
No, I have no plans on replaying Neo2.
I need to heat up my food.
There's something in my throat chat.
I can feel it.
But it might just be that, and then it's going to go away after some sleep.
I believe, dude. It's not over. It's not over.
It's not over.
Oh no! The Quidditch match!
The final Quidditch match!
in the air. Fun fact, during the filming of this movie, Eric on the
Rachel.
I need to find the Gryffindor thing.
I need to find the Gryffindor thing. It's up on the roof somewhere. Does anyone know
I don't know where it is. Any sack beaters. Yeah, Darkwood 2 is being made. We were told a while ago, like on stream. Like, yeah, like they dropped a teaser a while ago.
Yeah, it's up on the roof somewhere. I checked the wee bit but I couldn't find it.
Hi Harry, big match against Slytherin today. I'm glad it's you that's doing it. I've
drawn that flying about of what we found out last night. I can't think straight. Me neither.
We can't tell anyone about the diary and I don't want to be the one who brings up
what Hagrid was expelled 50 years ago. And then there's...
Kill this time. Let me now. Tear.
I just heard it again didn't you?
Harry I think I just understood something! I've got to go to the library.
I'm sure she'll be fine.
Another fun fact, Huck was like to create such a bond with the spider that he brought in after the film.
Why is Huck through the library?
What really?
Because that's what Hermione does. When in doubt, go to the library.
Anyway, Harry, you'd better get moving. The match!
That I knew, physical, yeah.
345 they have 357 but I could get some more if I find this shit but I think we can do
it before the final countdown at the end of the game you can go around and just do the quests
just so i get enough
i know nothing of lads i'm down for lads just let me beat this game first
Yeah, this has Corpa Beam so he's not letting, but we have a three player lad game.
This is the final Quidditch match here.
Today we see Gryffindor playing against Gryffindor in a match that will surely decide the winner of this year's House Cup.
Am I winning the House Cup? It's close.
The clock is thrown into the air, and the game begins.
I could feel that tackle from up here.
Oh, I'm about to point my mouse away.
That's a knife as a head!
Spirit shoots one wide of the goal there.
They're making some excellent catches today.
I have only like the damn quadples after me help team do something
I'm going to be a
let me go.
Oh my god.
I'm going to take it.
What?
What's up?
I don't want to be in this place.
What?
Veevong.
I thank you, John Zid.
So you can definitely lose that one too, if you're not a gamer.
What are you going to do now, Ron? Let me guess. Turn in?
Of course he is.
I could end day here, but I want to find this patch. Where the hell is it?
the
this patch is impossible to find man it's so over
It's just luxury.
Well, it might not even need this patch anyways. It's just luxury.
Sure Snape.
Is it on the ground?
But?
No, why?
Is it?
Oh, why? Is it?
I was in there with the flying lessons are
Oh wait, that will make sense. It was during a flying lesson. Yaaas. Oh my god, I see it.
Yeah, it makes sense. Alright, that's cool though. Nice.
Brilliant.
Thanks.
Suck it, Slytherin.
Time to end the day.
Curse, Terry moment. Yeah, I had like a wh-
Was this taken to the-
Now from the Shreya during the Quidditch?
I noticed there was some weird shit going on at the end there.
the house points total risk of being calculated. Slippery.
Oh, they went up quite a lot. Ravenclaw.
Oh, we're definitely not in the lead, but I can definitely get in the lead though, I think.
Riffindor.
Slytherin is in the way.
However, it's not over. It ain't over.
Where were you Ron?
I've been to McGonagall's office, and then I had to go to see Hermione.
What?
McGonagall told me that Ginny's gone missing. They can't find her anywhere.
Oh no!
What he gets for us is Hermione. She was a cat. She's been petrified.
Huh? They found her just like nearly had this nick outside Monning Martins.
Steph is aboard!
McGonigal told me that they were doing everything they could to find Ginny.
So, I went to see Hermione.
I found a piece of paper in her hand.
A page torn from an old liby book.
That must have been what she was doing before she was attacked.
What was the page about?
Oh, I see. It's three months in advance. I think it's thirteen.
It's all about bastards.
And giant snakes that lived for hundreds of years.
Apparently, a bassinist can kill people by just staring at them.
Anything else?
Yeah. Spiders don't like them.
They ran away when a basilisk is near, and there was something else.
Hermione had written the word pipes on the page.
Pipes? Pipes? That's all just pipes.
Wrong! This is it! This is the answer!
The monster in the Chamber of Secrets is a basilisk!
A giant snake!
That's why I've been hearing the voice and nobody else has heard it.
It's because I just had a parcel tongue.
I am so important. It's all about me
Secrets along with that flippin big snake
McGonagall said they searched everywhere in the castle, but no one knows where the chamber is. We've got to find her
Okay, so what we need to know is how the battle is being getting round the place a
Giant snake surely someone would have seen it
Pipes! Pipes, Ron! It's been using the plumbing. I've been hearing the voice inside the walls.
The entrance to the Chamber of Secrets. What if it's a bathroom? What if it's in Moaning
Myrtle's bathroom? Okay, so what do we do? The place is crawling with prefakes looking
for Ginny. First, you join me in moaning Myrtle's on the second floor.
Yeah, I got to turn this patch in first and then my own classmate is
going to give us points. Harry, you deserve a wizard card.
Thanks.
Easy game.
Telescope drop from astronomy tower seen somewhere on the rooftop sign.
I shouldn't be caught here is only one prefect.
I think right before the finale you have an open thing so you can go and get points.
I'm guessing you could actually lock yourself out of it.
But I haven't lost enough points for that.
I should save, that's a good one.
I always win ice cream cup or burger cup.
Well, not always, but I've won them enough, you know?
Silverwater thinks 31, I always get Hufflepuff on the personality test.
I should have gotten my food before the finale. I'm hungry.
I did it because Olive Hornby was teasing me about my glasses.
I was crying when I heard someone come in.
It was a boy, and he began speaking pretty difficult language.
I went to tell him to go to use his own bathroom,
and then I...
But how?
I just remember seeing these great, big eyes.
Where exactly did you see the irons?
Over there.
By the sinks.
Harry say something, something impossible.
Hear us?
But, go on Harry.
Okay then.
Open up.
English.
I'm going down there.
Alright, time for epicness.
This track is fire. I'm gonna make it safe for them.
Wait, I can get my food before this real quick.
I'm just gonna get some soup.
Some soup.
Hold. Hold. Hold. Hold. Hold.
Two!
I got him here.
I'm here.
I got him here.
Dad, I'm here! I'm here! I'm here!
Let's win.
Manga... I actually brought it, but I forgot.
here about this one I was curious
Let's win!
Yeah, yun yuh ito.
I'd never seen any yun yuh ito and I heard so much good things.
Here we go.
Jenny?
She won't wake.
She's still alive, but only just.
Tom? Tom Riddle?
You've got to help me, Tom. We've got to get her out of here.
There's a basilisk and it could be along at any moment.
The basilisk won't come until it's called.
Let me tell you about the real reason Ginny's like this.
She's been writing in the diary.
My diary for months.
I grew stronger and stronger on a diet of her deepest fears
until I had enough power to start pouring a little of my soul
back into her.
What do you mean?
Ginny weasely opened the Chamber of Secrets.
She doped threatening messages on the walls
and set the serpent of Slytherin on the mudblood
the nearly headless Nick.
No!
I'm afraid so. Ginny told me all about you, Harry, so I decided to show you my famous capture of that great Oath Hagrid to gain your trust.
You framed Hagrid!
Yes, but you, Harry Potter, how is it that you managed to defeat the greatest wizard of all time?
What do you care?
Haven't you realized yet? I am Lord Voldemort! The greatest sorcerer in the world!
Sorry to disappoint you and all that, but the greatest sorcerer in the world is Albus Dumbledore.
Dumbledore's been driven out of Hogwarts by the mere memory of thee.
He's not as gone as you might think!
To business, Harry, I'm going to teach you a little lesson.
Let's match the powers of Lord Voldemort, heir of Salazar Slytherin, against the famous Harry Potter.
This song is so epic!
No, Beliebers!
Fuck, you can overdo it!
What are you doing?
Kill the boy.
I'm coming, Voldemort!
John!
I
Which one do you come out of behind me or in front of me kill him here
I am not afraid
I
Hehehe!
Oh yeah, I'm not dead.
I'm not dead!
I have returned the world will be punished of all my bloods and none magical people.
I Lord Voldemort will conquer all my bloods.
Actual death cutscene.
That's the reason I died.
Also, that was RNG gimmick death for sure.
Dude, how good is this song? It's so nice.
Okay, let's win.
Come on, man.
Still no sound. Kill him.
Kill the boy.
You were...
Die, damn!
Die, happy man!
Kill him! Kill him!
Kill him!
Yep!
Kill him!
Oh!
Activity is dire.
I
I wanted to tell you
It was me Harry
I swear I didn't mean to
Riddle made me do it
It's alright
Riddle's finished
Come on Junien, let's get out of here
That track is fire dude
I don't know what it's called
Probably just Basilisk or something
It's on YouTube
I
Easy things the 80s leave the key out like 6 6 purple snails at tier 3 33 dude. Thank you
How are you feeling?
A lot better now, thanks.
I'm really disappointed.
With all that's happened,
Professor McGonagall has cancelled this year's exams.
I was really looking forward to doing all of that revision.
As you can see, Harry,
Hermione's made a complete recovery.
Anyway, did you know that the house cover's about to be awarded?
The presentation's in the great hall.
Yeah. I hope we've got enough house points to beat Slyzzard.
We're not going there now, right?
Okay, see this is what I mean. It's the exact same as the first game.
If you don't have enough points to secure the house, come there's still time. Explore and excel at the challenges.
Yeah, I need to do like two side quests.
Hey you!
Almovics 38!
Dude we got time for lads dude!
Well lads are we ladding?
Well no this is Corpabeeaming I think.
But Slad and Leppa are we doing the storefront 3 player game?
Well, if Larxel was to join, we could play something else like the yapping game or some
shit.
Let's see, we just gotta find the telescope?
fell from the astronomy tower is this the astronomy tower I don't know which one
is it said it was on the rooftops though
okay learn sorry just let us know if you want to do it which one is lark so
lark says that orange name with a mall with the way that's not a mod icon
I'm just an orange name to you.
They were asking who Larkso was in chat.
Hold up, I just gotta find the damn telescope.
Telescope chat. Where's the telescope? Tell me it's supposed to be on the rooftops
Well, maybe it's up here though that wouldn't make sense
Oh, I saw you see!
Nice, that's plus five points.
Larxa is dear friend of mine, but she's not taller than me, though.
And Larxa also streams a lot. Larxa streams a lot.
Larxa is a streamer, and we're friends.
And she's not taller than me.
I
Will wash your whole somebody but you said to not watch it on stream, but I will watch it today
You have my absolute word
Yeah, I'm not gonna show it on stream hey Yoshi
You're sick stop playing the instrument
Stream memes yeah, I'm gonna check it. Just let me wrap this game up. I think I gotta do one more quest after this
I swear the Jeff emo cracks me up every time yeah G off
It's huge.
Needlejuicex15, all month, x38.
Have you ever game of play this year, X-Pusion 33?
Little bird
You
Lost five how many points did they have four hundred and fifteen very much for finding the telescope Harry have a wizard card
But I only have four hundred and five, but we should get more because we did the whole chamber thing, right a
A toad.
Last thing in the herbology greenhouse is.
No, the game ends when I walk into the Great Hall now to announce which team won the cup.
93 dude, thank you
You and only soil is x 30 a real salad in which game
Other fourth one
Okay wait they have 410 when I do this quest now we will have 410 wait what
happens if it's the same amount of points I got to try this surely Ga- Ga- Dumbledore
is not biased towards anyone and we will just split the cup
I
Never throw you Trevor
Trevor
You in here
Ah, dusk! Trevor? Okay, he's not in here, I question, mate.
Yeah, one brain is true.
It's senti-o!
Solid of a stalemate and chess. Solid stalemate and chess, push and mark.
Dwarven Canyon has four years! Thank you, Dwarven.
Where the hell is it? Dumb throating.
Wait, don't tell me he's outside, is he?
Is he actually outside?
Or sure looks like it.
I
See me I got with the emphasize on why me I got
Trevor your little shit show yourselves
Wait you can crawl in here. What the hell? Trevor? Are you in here?
Trevor?
Trev?
Okay.
I'm trying to find a frog, I don't know where he is.
We're doing lads, I think, right after I get done with this.
I just need to find a throne.
Oh, is he inside herbology?
But I wish it's that, I didn't see him!
But it was in one room, I did...
He's right here.
Oh, I forgot.
Did I...get him?
I'm trying to use my broom.
Oh my god.
Oh my
Beyond that is 41
Oh my
All right, me and Slytherin should have the same amount of points after this quest, 410.
What will Dumbledore do, do you think?
If two teams have the same amount of points.
No, surely I have him.
Yeah, I have him right here.
I've been told my frames with the help.
I don't know if they've done it. Actually, if it wasn't for you, I'd still be stuck behind that tapestry.
Wait, aren't you, Neville? I just have your- your toad.
Cheesy thinks the one town.
Alright, let's see what happens now then.
This should give me five points. Wait, if I get five points for this, does that mean Neville has the power to give his own team points?
Peggy G's Ike.
What?
Huh?
That's a first-time garfer right there.
What a bird!
Thanks for finding Trevor for me Harry wait I got 10 points for that so easy game
Maybe you can't be on the same amount of points wait who did I just give Trevor to you're not Neville
Well, I got my points
Let's beat the game and hopefully some lads. We don't know if lads are
happening yet. I mean Salad is here and I think Lepa was here. Y'all make a save
down here. It would be fun to try that storefront game. It's a three-player
horror game.
You
Sure, I'll above course
Let's less young got out that we needed
It's the left less. I don't think we've ever been left less.
Real quick to the store.
All right let's make a save.
Someone make a demoted Salademo?
There already is one.
There we go.
That has been Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets on the PS2 original hardware.
Actually really sick game, it's way better than Philosopher's Stone on PS2.
Way better.
Now give me my trophy Gandalf.
Gandalf.
Dumbledore.
We come to the end of another most eventful year at Hogwarts.
And so, for their many achievements and outstanding commitment to the school, it is with great
pleasure that I present the House Cup to Gryffindor.
You
Harry told them
For nearly a quarter of an hour he spoke into the rap side
He told them about hearing the disembodied voice
How Hermione had finally realized that he was hearing a basilisk in the pipes.
How he and Ron, following a hint from Hagrid, had followed the spiders into the forest.
That Aragog had told them where the last victim of the basilisk, 50 years before, had died.
How he had guessed that Moaning Myrtle had been the victor.
And at the entrance to the Basilisk's lair, the Chamber of Secrets might be in her bathroom.
That's... how did you all get out of there alive?
Well, it all had to do with loyalty and friendship.
And shut up, Harry!
Shut up, Harry!
Harry, you can't forget that!
Yes, and courage too!
Which two?
Professor Dumbledore explained that 50 years ago Lord Voldemort, as the 16 year old Tom
Riddle, had enchanted the diary, and that diary had enchanted Ginny.
For it was Lucius Malfoy who had planted Tom Riddle's diary on the hapless Ginny Weasley.
And as for Harry, well once again he truly was the boy who lived.
his car looks like an n2. no credits! fuck crediting all the devs I guess
We
We ladding?
We three player ladding?
We trying that game?
Yeah, I gotta buy the game too.
What the fuck?
Why did it go so hard on the main menu?
Hey, you!
Nicole, thanks, 58, dude!
and you heard yeah we're doing it now lads minus this three it's a three player
co-op horror game that came out called storefront obviously left by the one
suggested it so I don't know we don't know how it is at all but we're this
less let's see larksa is invited but she
said she doesn't have a mic or anything
she didn't want to join but larksa is
invited larksa is very invited so I got
to log out of dink chatter it eats all my
battery man I want to hear this banger again it's so good let me buy the game
Yeah, it's looking, uh, yeah, looking promising, yeah.
Nice gigi.
Oh, thank you.
Hey, you.
I'm T. Thanks for the pukedine.
Yeah, crazy OST in this one. Actually a really good game. Chamber of Secrets for PS2 is really good.
It's very good. That's the main menu music, yeah it is. The main menu music. Very, very good. Very good.
The whole soundtrack in that game is very nice.
The final boss theme is crazy.
I mean that's a version of the final boss theme right there.
store bound. The graphics can print to one. Yeah. And the thing is Chamber of Secrets
was made before the first game so they made the second game before the first
game kind of weird but yeah that's what they did all let's see what's up I we
have no idea how this game is it's just been a while since we lighted up a bit
it's it has um yeah it has yeah it has reviews it has reviews yeah
Did I play Psyconauts? No I haven't actually. I know what it is.
good fucking lord please tell me you can turn this off
Yeah, there's no this is looking uh it's looking great. I know you can't see anything yet just wait
It said invite salad you're not online
Yeah, there is this dark water game.
That's a new co-op.
That one seems to be pretty good, yeah.
That's the one underwater, yeah.
Well, I'm playing Prisoner of Azkaban tomorrow.
I wasn't planning for it.
Ah, yeah, I wasn't planning for it.
I wasn't, yeah.
I'm trying to invite nothing's working, no.
Oh, salad's online.
There's a PC version of Ask-a-Bad.
Am I in a tutorial?
I'm not in no damn tutorial.
Or am I?
Is this a tutorial?
Woo!
Is this a tutorial?
Oh, I am.
this filter is ass okay now it's kind of creepy but I feel okay hold on let me let
me put myself like up here we're down here we're standing drop somewhere he's
stay in the dark. Is this dangerous? What the fuck?
Install it. Yep. Easy peasy.
Job's done.
Yeah, we'll see what it looks like outside of the tutorial.
There's no way to turn it off.
The UI is like, meh, I'm gonna ask, but let's get past the tutorial and we'll see.
Need a key card, alright.
Jobs done.
Key items used for an objective are useless after it's completed.
to drop item. Grab a bottle? Okay.
Oh. Okay.
R to use walkie-talkie. Hello? Hello? Ah.
Ah.
Cross without being heard. Toggle your walkie.
Oh. Oh, it does noise.
Uh, avoid talking or making noise near your m- oh.
I think we did a tutorial nice there it is yeah okay let's see how this is
this. This is crazy setting screen. I guess you just enter present and then I invite
Episode 1
Mega gamers private
Mads stay away from this I
Guess we'll just play normal. I don't know how this is anyone play this on mad
Go mad it's still super easy. Okay. I'll trust I'll trust it. I'll trust it one guy said it must be true
Man, maybe I should play Ask-a-Ban tomorrow.
I kinda feel like it now that I've finished that one, but...
Healing smells bad, but heals everyone.
Hello.
Hi?
Hi!
Hello!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Wow, this is salad is so loud.
Yo, oh, you can turn it to the down.
Yeah, you can turn it.
Why do we look like muppets?
Can you hear this? Hello?
Yeah, yes.
Okay, cool.
Hello, over?
What?
Oh!
Here you do, mate.
So, do we have like a...
Stomp plate.
Yeah.
I haven't played this at all.
Okay, no one's played it? Alright.
Okay, nice.
Quick before leaving.
Smoke bomb?
I have a smoke bomb.
I have a son plate x-ray healing diffuser learn to express your feelings oh
middle mouse don't tell me what today you drop oh I can't oh there's perks hold
middle. I'm dancing. Oh, I think my middle mouse broke. That's not done. Yes, it is.
Watch. That's clapped is what that is. To show you then. How do you do it? Hold
the middle mouse and then top left. And then top left. No, that's not hold the
middle mouse. I was holding. No, you're not. I was doing. Oh my god.
This game is clapped
Well why the fuck is my shit got no texture
Yeah, some of it doesn't it's like half the games music textures
Well, this is episode one right? Oh perks. Yeah, you you're a perk. Okay, don't
oh cool you get to use one I'll take health can I quit all of them yeah cool
alright I guess we get ready here so this is yeah yeah I have no idea what
we're supposed to do can we customize our characters I don't think so well we
all look different oh there's meatballs we all look different yeah but I would
look us the specific way okay I guess you can configure game here though I
think that's only for you ah okay I count okay let's see it isn't is this
daily quests? Did you get a lot of presents? I think three. Cool. Yeah, I'm something that's
really like you. It's, it's, it's, I, I, I, yeah. Yeah. Oh, we're going to the store together.
Yeah, it's- Oh, that's rad.
Wait, am I the glasses guy?
Yeah, nerd.
Is this what it's like whenever you go into a finished stall?
No, this is this is IKEA.
Oh, OK.
Oh, I'm going to turn off my walkie unless I really need to talk to you.
True, true. Yeah, good idea, good idea.
Was there a FOV slider? Oh you can hide here.
Lost.
The animation there.
Can I see it?
Oh my god.
Oh, shit.
I forgot it.
I was a ladder.
Oh, can we boost?
Any boosters?
Oh, shit. All right.
Wait, I don't like this.
Wait, I think we can open the door.
Here?
Or?
Maybe break the window?
Yeah, I think we break the window.
You can push carts to clear the way.
Oh.
We must push, little cart!
What about salad?
I mean honestly, who cares?
Let me just open up the uh, something?
Oh he's open.
Did you get out?
He's open, yeah.
He opened.
Nice.
I was not forgotten.
Wait, are we bossed here?
Bossed?
We bossed, bossed.
Wait, no bossed?
What?
Fucking liar, okay.
I think I was bossed.
No.
We go through here?
No.
It's a puzzle, guys.
It's a puzzle.
I see we got to go through here.
Yeah.
Is it jumping?
Do you find some?
Oh!
Can we use the...
What did we push?
This thing?
Can we push again?
No.
I don't know.
No.
Wow.
Um...
It's stuck in the first room.
It's so over.
Wait.
Hang on.
There's something in this room, I think.
Was there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this thing.
Oh.
This thing?
Turn the key with someone.
Oh, maybe.
Oh, there we go.
Hold it.
I'll go.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think we need to go.
No, it's open.
It's open.
No, no, it opened.
Yeah, I think we just needed the power on to open it.
OK, we're doing well here.
This is easy game.
Right.
So, look for an exit.
Oh, shit, noisy.
Watch out for a shattered glass.
find the exit trials
I think horror began
it says not this way idiots
ahhhhhh
I'm going ahhhhhh
don't walk into the jizz
where are you?
you heard that
it says exit right there
yeah we follow the exit sign
easy game
easy sign
should be easy enough
we need two fuses
two fuses
two fuses okay
How long do you reckon until I was flush that one? Oh wait, is there a flat? Oh, shit. Oh, there's a battery. Yeah
Anyone on the walkie over I am on the walkie over cool just making sure
Copy that over
over
You're right behind me
Okay, that again over
You're right behind me over
I'll copy that over. Bro! Hey what the fuck? What the fuck?
I have a puzzle here. It's like hi is a kite over.
Plastic salad over.
Sweet chalice. Yeah, we need to make them into these. We gotta find some TV screens or some shit.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay.
Um, what is that? I have a note that's assuming about the hidden restaurant.
There's a mecca on us over.
There's a mecca in the main room, over.
I'm too scared to talk on the walkie, over.
Same, to be honest, over.
Uh, I can hear someone mumbling, over.
It's not me.
Oh, over.
It's not me, over.
We have a puzzle here?
Over
Keith a lot makes 21 TV screens over
No
I can see TVs, but there's a static over there.
I see something go up.
It might be over, over.
Are you guys over here?
What the fuck?
What is going on? Hello?
Hello, I'm glued
This
Christ.
Yeah, I walked up before, it freaked me the fuck out.
Um...
I don't know what this means.
Yeah, we gotta solve this puzzle thing.
There's fuses here.
There's enough stairs we haven't been to.
True.
Energy bar.
Right, um, eggs, I see.
These can be solved in the middle of summer.
Yeah, yeah, we have found this puzzle.
Okay, so we need...
Oh.
Yeah, we we know what they need to be like
So you guys have to tell me I'm gonna go there and you guys stay here and tell me
We we talk on the walkie-talkie. Yes
Sure thing over I forgot say over over
Okay, so the left one needs to be like a blue square, let me know when it is all right
over
Copy that
Stop over
Second one is a fist over
Wait, did you say a square or a circle over a blue square over?
Okay, my bad. I don't know shapes keep going over
More over
Another one over
Stop over
Now it's fisting time middle one. I
Think it already is a fish over now. I it's a brain a brain on the last one over
All right
over
Wait, I heard something
You did it over. Oh, is it done?
Is it done over
Yeah, come over over coming over over
Roger Roger over
Such an easy game wait, how are you guys in there? Hello?
Oh, I thought you went through the vents
Why we can move this
Aye, aye, aye, aye, I would eat what they everything needs like five fuses. This is ridiculous
Fuses well, we got to open these a fuse
there you go when you want more what the fuck is that I what the fuck yo is that
Oh
God
I don't know, I got killed.
Oh, thank you.
uh there lepas spirit is over there over there you see over there well no no no no i
think it's not it's like lepas dead spirit or some shit yeah oh my god he got
Fucking oh what there's nothing there
No, no, no, I did a thing when I got close to it. Oh
I mean, I did revive it wait who's this there's something Paulster here
He fucking dorked!
Bro!
Oh shit.
Help!
Hello?
Hello, oh my god, I'm inside his mouth wait what oh
No, I'm spectating you're inside my mind. I'm inside your way. Can you talk?
Yeah
There's so many of them
um
We're slashed
Salad do you copy over?
He's not online
Fuck you can see oh, yeah, you see on the screen there. Yeah. Oh shit dude something big's coming
Let's come on the floor
No, oh
My god, just just go. I'm just running. I'm just running somewhere fuck this
Hey, doomer, John, that's 45 kith limits, 21.
Fuck, let us offline.
Where's Salad?
I'm going upstairs.
Oh.
Where's the, where's the slag?
going upstairs over where's the where's the slad guys where are you all over I'm
still on the bottom floor but I'm shaking the area we haven't been in okay
I
Found a fuse over
Big guys coming up. Oh, no. No, he just heard someone
Well, he's the loudest, though, though.
Uh, say again, over?
I said he's the loudest.
Ah, true, over.
are you both upstairs over I am over we have to disable the security on the door
over how do we do that over it's about to tell us over
gonna get into the buck show yeah we've got to disable the security over
Oh, I found use for the cutters upstairs, over.
Oh, I found something downstairs, but I could say I'm not going to do anything else with
those.
What's going on, dude?
I turned something off, over.
Zombie on me, over.
I've turned off two of them we need one more over
last button is upstairs I'm pretty sure over
The door is open over
Salad this is so god damn far away over here.
Yeah I'm the fucking dead dude, Salad.
Slad man back up over here.
Thanks man.
Close.
Fuck.
The door is open, meet a tango, over.
What the fuck?
Fuck, did you also get that?
Why is it whizzing?
What the hell
Going offline over
Yeah
There's notes oh
My god my teammate is fucking useless
It has to be a door need to make a door which one find a control room find a control room find a control room
And I get HP buck
You need to find bandage
that's bullshit finish line what what lepers where are you over oh he's dead
What are you both me over?
Oh, he's up there are you getting the lepster over
I have the fucking call to get him over.
I'm coming to get him over.
Ah!
I'm Halo.
Oh, hell I'm not looking too good, huh?
Not looking too good over there.
I can't find him for a moment.
He's gotta be here.
He has to be here.
Get me up there or I'll keep singing.
Is he actually in the next segment?
I don't know. Maybe he is. I think he is because we open the door. Oh fuck yo hi
I stunned him run I stunned him I stunned him
I fucking hate him so much.
Run! I am jumpin'!
Hurry!
Oh!
I was pretty good at it.
Why are you tanking it?
Do you know why I'm not tanking it?
You gotta hide, you gotta hide.
Bro, it wasn't doing anything. I'm trying to find lepers.
Yeah, he's above here. There's a stairway. I see him. I see him. I can get him. I can get him.
Let's just take a picture. It's a paparazzi.
Paparazzi.
see here's the exit or wait no this is a shortcut okay okay well I'm dead I'm
dead it's over
oh my there's someone just get fucking fried it's done in stunning team team
Team!
Hello
What if I talk through your mouth now
Nice done
It didn't help!
Hahahaha!
Wait, I'm up! I'm up, I'm up!
Let's go down, let's go down and reset, reset.
Reset, reset, just fucking reset.
Yeah, fucking dumb.
Okay, okay, okay.
Fuck me sideways.
Yeah, this room is crazy.
Dude, the way is the way is this way.
What?
Oh fuck!
is this death?
I
Have a fucking salad are you kidding me?
are we both are we all alive oh my god I have no sanity left it's so over what the
Fuck
Dude, I need lights I need lights badly I need lights
I need lights or I'm gonna die over
I'm looking for fuses, but I can't find any over are you guys alive over yes over
Yoshi not now lost over not now Yoshi a good time just look for fuses over
I'm trying over
I think I found the way out over.
Real?
Over?
That is a dual stepping play here or something in the room where we got chased before
Nice over I'm waiting over there over
We're gonna look for him I don't really know how to play where I am
It's in one of the big rooms with the of those like photo things
I
Did I try to go through it it didn't work it didn't fucking work
I'm dead.
I'm going to...
Harry's on his way.
Yeah, you had to click to go through and it was too close.
I'll spend clicking it.
again all of fuck do I get up to you
I need a 81 wolf, it makes a nice fight
fuck me
man, it makes 58
I'm the 58, holy
I haven't died out to get up to him
God, thanking subs over here
I keep forgetting you guys can get up to him
I gave you not to get up to him
We need me, we need them to leave town.
It's so over?
No.
It's not over.
Damn, what a gamer.
Okay, can you, where did you find this door thing?
I got you! Run!
Oh, not again.
What is this?
Doors in plastic. It's fantastic.
Oh, we need plastic.
We need plastic.
Fantastic. Oh, we need plastic. Plastic is what we need
guys, where the hell are you over? I'm getting clumped down over.
Over
This is fucking chaos over
I'm fucking dead over
Go through the fucking light things are over
I'm already here over. Oh, I was dead over. It said we needed we need to I think we need plastic. I
Think we got to find a plastic store or some shit
I'm gonna fucking find out I'm going to get out of here.
I'm unlucky.
No, you're fucking in-tingles.
No? Listen, I only died like three times now, alright?
I'm not dying again, I'm not dying again.
Well, I mean technically you're not dead you're just taking a nap that's true
All right, let's lock in we could we look for hints to create
All right, we need to look for hints to create a door the shuffle except I found a note that says
Doors in plastic. It's fantastic. Okay. You guys are here. Okay. Hi. Let's fucking go. We need plastic
We need plastic I can't we can get through this door into the control room. Oh, yeah, let's do that. Let's do that
That sounds good. Yeah, my thought sounds like a flying. I haven't tried
Yeah, it can't even come in here. We're fine. I have a smoke bomb if we need
Smoke I have a my x-ray thing day
Yeah, we all got to start with an item and my it refills like when you use it always walking it is
go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
yeah I'm following
okay well I don't know the fuck Wapuh is but you can go through it I think we
both can right go you can go can't you make this the creature was right behind
you so yeah oh wait we can open the door from the inside anyways
fine then metal doors not too heavy we need plastic it's plastic doors I found
the hint for that it's plastic doors
okay but what did these do well we got
to make plastic
well fuck just happened we have to make
a plastic door yes I see no no no that's
definitely pasta no no yeah yeah you're
right
very specific door what about yeah well there's a big try I have a front hang on I
feeling all the green next we'll make question mark what is that
That's a glass door. Shatter the sword.
Metal doors to Heather.
Oh...
The answer for the location is the answers.
Well, fucking thanks.
Well, okay, so we need to figure out which icon it is.
Yeah, but...
What is this monster thing?
What the fuck is this?
Well, I think it's supposed to be that exit we've seen along the way.
Like this way?
uh... okay
maybe
there's more stuff here though
yeah it's not booked or cuts
that's crossed over on this one
wooden doors more like wooden doors metal doors is too heavy we we know for a
fact it's plastic so
look where you are
i'd know i'd be over
Oh my fucking god, I will
I mean we can try just making do and see what happens I guess yeah, I think so make the work
Oh wait, I think it works it works
Wait, how this way shop we need I
Guess it is though. Yeah
We need to go to the this way shop
I can stun him. I can stun him. Wait run
Where the hell is this way show?
Hi, we're just this way
We're gonna go back to the shops back to the shop room
Is it over
go go go go go go
we're good
right so the only thing we have to worry about
have been for now is the zombie in this area
whatever the fuck it is
yeah we're just finding the this way
shop it's gotta be here somewhere
wait is it this one over here
I don't know
I don't think so
no it's not
no
Uh oh, shut up.
We're only getting the vent.
There's a vent around here, there's a vent around here.
Uh, here, here, here.
Huh?
Did you find something?
Salad.
I just heard him say, here here here here here here. Yeah, I also heard that.
Are we all good Ova? Where the hell did you go? I'm just there Ova.
GLEESHKIN! Where's the this way shop? Where's the this way shop?
all of this just works fuck fuck this way I got it over a backtrack backtrack
over to where over towards the beginning yeah me me me me me here here
here here here here here
Oh my god.
God damn it, Salad.
Oh my god.
It was an accident.
Wait, north this way?
Which way?
Oh, great.
Wait, did you find it?
Oh, yeah.
I'm here.
It's back north this way.
It was a two step east.
Nice.
That was episode one
Made it out of IKEA guys. Yeah, I think there's two episodes, right? Yeah
Let's do the second episode yes
Yeah, wait if we made it out to Vikea, what are we now? That's a good question
Hmm. Oh, yeah, maybe we can buy some items now or something spotted by employee
nine times
15 times at 14
Walked on broken glass
Seven times
Wait, so what was the loyalty points even fall though?
Good question, dude have to heal thing.
Running shoes, let's go.
Deep pocket, so I get to put stuff in my ass.
Running shoes might actually be go-to.
No, no, no, that extra pants is so bad.
Oh is it?
You'll never find enough items to fill your bag.
But starting item though, that smoke bomb was so nice.
What do you guys have to start items?
Mine.
I have a thing that heals
It kind of feels like out lost trials like the yeah, yeah, we said it does I'm ready. Yeah, let's finish this episode
Let's fucking go
Maybe it's one oh three
Listen, there's no push the talk
There is actually
Yeah, I don't want to use push the talk. All right exactly so don't lie
Like a certain. Yeah, you know, if it's gonna be sleep. Well, thanks for what?
The two months physical
physical
Look the rest of you. Wow. Okay, Ella. What? Oh, it's a parking lot. I was so toxic to a shot. That's crazy
Holy
June of 2014. Yeah lost consumers to
I got a bottle!
Anonymous give us something to food the cook slap, thank you!
What?
Holy lights!
Now who needs a torch?
Hey, you!
Where required code it says here is an LP heart star egg
All right, who wants to freaking brute false take one?
It says in these houses here
There's a five egg is five egg is five egg is five
Fort fourth code is five fourth code is five
Oh, he's coming. He's coming. He's here. He's here. An autonomous game is up to come
Come Explosion 69, what a classic.
Well, there's no way you saw me, I was hidden, I was hidden, I was hidden, I was literally
hidden
Did you manage to solve the code over not yet, oh
Oh, fuck.
Somebody is lying over.
Hey, Laptop, you got the code?
Salad, did you say green-circle-less-2 over?
five over somebody's not right over
Already roll the numbers over heart is seven over
Maybe you
oh yeah it does take five what the hell over
you're going to the gym now 11 p.m. roll them the grind never stops
what oh you got it you got it what oh maybe all three was up to be here oh
Maybe
Give me a round
Oh I've got help
Oh we all have the help
Good night molten
Oh she molten what up
Molten
What the fuck
What
Holy lights
Wait what is this
oh just nice oh yeah wait is this imposter now don't let him in no let him in no oh it is this
he's actually
Hahahahaha!
Don't dance while making that fucking noise!
Oh my god...
Oh my fucking Christ.
Yeah, we need to f-
I can't do it. I can't just fucking die.
We need the photo! We need to find the photo!
The JoJo reference.
Wait, where are we?
Where's the Haking Photographer?
Photographer.
I guess this is just a camp.
Yeah, I think so.
We might need to go out.
i guess we need to go like out and find it
but you can't go out of here
but you close the door
yeah you close the door and you let him in
oh is it here?
yeah i am multi damn
i mean i guess it has to be here
i think i'm getting sick though
we'll see man
elzing
dudes
we'll see
only time will tell
what?
i found it, it was the orange note
Oh, that's what it meant, okay.
The maze.
Oh, no.
Nor.
It's so hard to get a third.
The monster's got lost.
I can't believe this is already back seating because he's not even playing.
It's over.
Look, it's back seatin'.
Inside cuts?
The swallowed ever reached it.
Come on, maybe we can stay here for a little while till I'm hot the fuck out of it.
I'm trusting you.
Oh, he's friendly.
I
Yeah, man
Oh
Thanks the dream work
Yeah, but it cuts is down there too
Well, let's let's shake
Oh
How do I use possible? I
I can give no fucking clue.
Why look at this over here. This is the maze.
Why is it saying...
What the fuck?
What's up with this?
It's like a...
It's like a hand?
Hand, lamp, garbage and is that plant?
yeah but what does it mean though and what's up with these I'm gonna see
what's down here nothing here
these icons and then radio into someone over here yeah there's a lock on the
right side there I can go down there real quick I guess yeah do it do it
on my way over copy that over
there's a fucking security camera right next to me over I got ice on salad over
Oh, okay, binbag over.
What is binbag over?
You're gonna press the binbag button over.
You enabled our way for us.
Ah, copy that, over.
Yeah.
We have trowels now, over.
Maybe Ella should be the one down here since he's the only one that's streaming
over.
I'm streaming over.
It's fine. I can't talk, dammit.
It's fine. Wait, what, you got trowels?
We can switch, Ella. Over.
Okay.
Press garbage bag. Over.
Thank you. Over.
Ella.
Yeah, I'm going down. I'm going down. It was cozy up there, man. I don't know about this shit
Hi
There's a travel here guy. Yeah, let me know what you need old
Thanks, what pop over
There's a plant over here plant or here plant or
can I get a plant over copy that plant coming over again over again over three
two one one final time over copy that over okay nice
um oh yeah it shows yeah yeah it shows the path we got to go on this okay go
we need we need those diagram things now whatever the box one how is the green
path over top to bottom I think all right listen up
Well, first one is the leftmost square.
So does he know it's top to bottom?
I don't know.
Forward one step, turn right, take two steps, then take a left, and get off the thing.
Going straight.
Okay, listen, we start on the opposite end of the green arrow, so top to bottom
I think.
Over.
But it would still be the same shape over
That was successful over
There's a hand here do we need to grab this or some shit no
Okay, I don't know why I'm fucking talking on the radio you know
Let me know if you need help navigating over it is now the the red stool over
Maybe see a doctor over what
I understood it there is no red stool over red stool with a green top over
Over.
Oh, I see it.
Over.
Are you, uh, which way are you facing?
Over.
We are, we are on the arrow side, so normal.
Over.
Copy that.
All right.
Listen up.
Over.
Take the last model square.
Go one square forward, then go on the middle square, and then straight off, uh,
across
Okay
Yeah, but it doesn't work
Oh, this looks nice. Yeah, I like it
Yeah, we need to find the code it like there was a door if you looked on the mace map there
was a door with a lock Yeah, can we get a lamp with a green shade button
over pressing now over I do over there's another hand here there's a lot of
hums yeah why now we're okay we haven't been here no no no yeah I feel like it
was supposed to be out today yeah a tin can over from the other side of the green
pin can from the opposite side of the arrow over yeah yeah so I think that's
on the middle square and go forward turn the left and take the next square on the left when
you stand in the middle and then just walk off. Brilliant thank you. I am on the soda can and I'm on
on the opposite side of the arrow.
Opposite side of the arrow, okay.
Hold on, over.
Take the left most square,
walk to the middle,
turn and walk to the other side.
Then just walk off, over.
How did you fuck this up?
He said, walk on the left most square,
I mean he said turn to the middle when I was over here turn to the middle
No, no, no, no, no, what does that mean here? I
Said walk across as into the other side and then walk off. I said it correctly over
You did a good job over way. Oh, we got we have to find three cheese now
now. Oh, that's what the exes are for over. I found one over. Oh my fucking god. Oh, I've
no idea where you are on the map over. We're the exit over. Okay. So, okay. So here's
the thing I'm just running and left clicking on every mound one is near the
trash bin puzzle over I mean I have the answers right in front of me over I
just need to know where you are over imagine thinking Eleanor's where he is
over I know right monitors open I need a green shaded lamp button press over
I'm gonna fight them in here.
Got it! Over.
You have three or two?
We have all three now, Pauvo.
Copy that, over.
I don't know how the fuck you're gonna get down here over.
I need a lamp press. Over.
How are you gonna get down here? We need to turn three keys over.
That is a good question. Over.
Oh.
That is easy.
Yeah, never mind. I guess fuck you over copy that oh
Wait, the security room is right here. We can open it
Come downstairs
Thank you. Oh, right. Where is he?
Leppa come back. Yeah, thank you for carrying us. Oh
That was a cool segment. I like it
Yeah, I left a lot to talk on for the team. He did he did I didn't do anything. Oh, we're
deadlifting fellows. We got a deadlifting. I'm gonna shit myself. Hey, sorry. Okay,
we're looking for this store. What was it called? Edge or something cut? I'm a
I like how we haven't managed to fuse a single time.
So let's find the store, eh?
We need one if you use for this one.
Niiiice!
Okay, that's actually really nice. That's really nice.
This does, cause you don't lose sanity now either.
Fuck.
Yeah, is he off because of the fuse?
Be cooked?
guys I found all the weird mutated gnome over over here over here
what the hell yeah I don't know what that is gross stuff at it was that I
I can see his ass crack.
Did he run away? Oh, he's hiding.
Let's pull him. You're pulling him, alright.
Be an ugly.
Yeah, you sure got him. You got him.
I'm scared.
He's gonna do some shit
He's gonna do some shit man. Nah, he's a pussy. I hear him now. Yeah, he's still he's over there
No, that's the salad. Oh, I
Got a fuse I can make it lit
I'm gonna make it lit
Oh, minus one.
Guys you got to solve this puzzle here.
the puzzle the puzzle you gotta go down and saw the puzzle you see the puzzle
puzzle yeah oh man a fucking fuck I fucking knew this was something
I see I see you guys better hurry up
that doesn't sound good
I need batteries. Oh fuck. Minus 50. I'm glued.
25.
This is awesome.
Oh, I don't like the squelchy notes.
We're always cooked.
What is this nasty-ass crap on the floor?
Uh, I don't know over, but I found the way out over.
Where are you over?
I'm in like the blue ring after the one we were just in over.
are you can see me and start even breathing over
hi hi run just run okay just I don't even know just just
Yeah, gotcha
Okay, we got a dead lift we got a dead lift it's coming it's yeah
It's coming I think it's coming
We're good
Nice work. What the fuck
Oh my friends help this no what does this button here do don't you dog was stuck on a
Triforce yeah do you think he's gonna get twisted I think something about awesome so
will he get it twisted I tried I know it doesn't work confirm sacrifice I
I pressed it
Give it what it wants
Oh my god, nothing's happening
Turn right. Oh wait. Yeah
Turn it. Oh
shit
turn it turn it oh Jesus Christ Jesus what oh you know oh I get it oh this is
gruesome
hang on hold on
No, the sacrifice didn't work.
Worked?
Very nice. That was...
Got him.
Well, I mean...
Rest in Peperinos.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I got...
Oh, look who we got! We got...
We got disc parts.
Yeah.
Exit ticket.
Oh
Okay, that's kind of fucked up actually I mean yeah, we did
Yeah, yeah
Are you just kind of cool as in this game
We escaped the store we did
First people to escape, P.E.L.
P.E.L.
I'm not sure what ever to do with one eye, man.
Good.
I do dream of the story right now.
I see signs I hear jiggles and scratches of spiders.
And everywhere's beautiful and triangle.
Do you think I'll be able to go back today?
Sometimes I feel I never laughed.
This game is called Storefront.
Wait, who's-
Bound, storehouse.
Stealthball, so it wasn't Kia.
It was IKEA!
Oh my-
Oh yeah, true.
IKEA simulator.
Yeah.
But what are the meatballs made out of?
They're made of dust!
Yeah, I think it is. Yeah, I think it was bonus. Malus. Oh, I, uh, I, uh, zero deaths.
Same, same. Yeah, I got 1700. I got 1600. I got 1600 and 70. Fuck.
cool it's fun I enjoyed that oh fun little game yeah I gotta figure out what to do with points
but then yeah I mean I'm sure there's gonna be like non-confirmed Hamilton I just think one's
confirmed maybe costumes maybe or something probably costumes yeah that's nice I enjoyed
off yeah it was cool god mode we killed this but i mean not to be dumb yeah
sacrifices have to be made the copper string got to be ended you know like
you got a balance no there's walls it's fucking over I'm hecking out of
balance dude you have bounds in a fucking cabinet you need I'm gonna go
out about as you get up there what the fuck sprint jump he's cheating
oh are you you go yeah about the one that was hard as difficulty also we are
Game it wasn't so hard. I think no
No, it was pretty decent. Is there any other three player game?
We have
Having decided where game we'll see we'll see
No, I got dark water. What game was yeah, we can't play Zork without this
but dark water like his dog thoughts and I don't know yes the space game that
game's tight I'm down to play around to that yeah let's let's yeah that game is
awesome species unknown is legit so fucking good and we haven't played
played since the patches.
They've warped, aw hell no.
This is the alien one, yeah, it's very very good.
There's a new map to our area, yeah, there is.
Chat, I'm getting it.
Or maybe I just need one.
Maybe I just need one night of sleep
and it will disappear.
Fuck.
Dark hours, yeah, we haven't played version 1.0, we haven't.
Well, I'm not officially sick yet, but I can feel the cuff in my throat.
But I've felt this when I'm exhausted sometimes.
So hopefully it's just that.
Play!
Drive it!
Aw dude, is that clip when I look up in the vent?
Aw fuck that clip.
Oh, fuck you.
Alright, there we go. Sorry. I have to send them the code.
Oh, they've added Christmas stuff.
Will you and the lads try speedrun now, Viva yet?
Oh, my God.
How do you talk in this?
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
wait can you not talk in this no you can or enable voice chat oh hello I'm
pretty sure no hello it's because we couldn't turn each other down hello hello
hello wait why is the session code just there yeah I know right oh my god oh
my god it's fine it is what it is yeah we couldn't we couldn't turn each other
down so we just went in discord I think yeah this is fine now though I think
I think it should be okay as long as Leopard doesn't scream.
You're a little quiet for me though actually, Alo.
I am?
Yeah.
Was that you?
I mean maybe Leopard's a little loud for me.
I can be quieter.
okay I think I think if you go a little quiet so there's no way to increase my
own volume in game yeah I think if I think I think it was loud of the new I
think I was fine now
well I should be fine yeah I should be fine now yeah
I'm just hearing the volume yeah yeah we choose mission here
You guys got some dumpies on you. Oh, you're so loud for me. What the fuck?
Yeah, I don't know why I don't know dude. That was really quiet for me, too. What I mean we can go discord if you want
Yeah, let's go discord
Hi.
It'd be really cool if you just randomly joined the call.
Imagine.
That would be so funny.
He's like, hey guys.
Hey, hey man, the gaming gig, can you like, you know.
This is a closed session, can you leave?
This is Lanzonla.
Oh yeah, they've added a new mission.
Yeah, new.
I think so, was it?
Oh cool, the ship is fallout colors.
Is it?
What?
How about we do a kill the specimen first?
Do we do a difficult one?
We can do, yeah.
Whichever.
Remember your seats though, that's the real question.
no weapon be paid ammo unstoppable oh it's unstable power system it may cut out
at any time really so when when it cuts out it your respawn pods are offline
all right oh yeah yeah well I mean we're not gonna die so it's like yeah
we won't we won't well me and you are I mean right yeah me and yeah yeah me yeah
yeah I mean yeah yeah mm-hmm oh yeah I don't know if there's any new
specimen I don't know if they fix the thing nope still
what the fuck all right let's go no i am ready no you're not you're supposed to
be on the right side no mods
solid do something fine fine what can i do
yes everything is warmed it up for you captain balanced in the world
Set one missing this oh, yeah, true
This game so damn cool dude
Yo, shenanigans, they're eating us!
When are we gonna get a cool Stargate game like this?
Yeah, I know, right?
Both of them can club some Jafar, you know?
I don't know who that is.
You know what, Stargate?
What is Jafar? Isn't that the bad guy in Aladdin? Yeah.
Yeah.
No, not Aladdin.
No, not a lad in Stargate. You are a lad in right now. Oh my fucking
Not Jafar is in the fucking guy with the power
Hey
For a respawn ticket, so should be even I'm fucking sick you guys
I've been here two minutes
We have to push out.
Oh yeah, I have the map.
Is there friendly fire?
Yes.
Oh, okay, okay.
Oh, it's also paid healing stations, by the way.
Oh, you could have told us earlier.
I did!
Oh, maybe I forgot about that.
You didn't make salad shoot me.
You omitted that information.
Oh yeah, we gotta figure out which one we're up against, right?
Oh, I'm not gonna remember fucking anything.
I don't know, let me check the map, we go left, yep.
Wait, this healing was free, what are you talking about?
It should be paid.
Wait, what do they have? They have a hole in the chest?
A hole?
A hole in the chest, I think.
Can you get it?
There's something in the vents.
It's fine.
It's fine, it's nothing there.
Nothing here.
No, there is something definitely over there.
guys no they don't have a map
dude there's something up there I can hear you up where we are up here the
fence we're up here I can't say anything
do your fucking phone battery a rich child geez three charges
okay I'm gonna figure out who we're up against I'm gonna figure out let's see
breaks the neck no shoot it shoots it victims hmm it could be gunshots right
what sucks there's a zombie here what what wait pierces the chest with its
stinger and injects the virus that kills the host in less than a minute oh it
reanimates corpses yeah it's new it's new it reanimates corpses oh okay wait
wait the boratory listen this is very important is the weak point we'll
engage in combat in person if there are no infected corpses nearby so advice burn
all the corpses the virus can be neutralized using a healing station or
a portable injector I think someone found it
it's a Zeno yeah we gotta burn we gotta burn the corpses apparently burn the
cure says
where are you guys I'm going to have a call control I'm doing the fucking
oh
what the fuck yo I'm infected I'm infected I need a healing station
too bad what the fuck
well dude I don't have a respawner
solid yeah open
I don't have a respawner. I don't
Oh, let the fucking open
Okay, I think I managed to put a respawn before I died
I
Got Ella
I'm dead. I'm fucking dead. I'm dead. I'm about okay. I actually had time to and wait
Yeah, that's right. Oh my god my teammates. He's fine. You have like a minute to fix your mind
I'm not up to that. Yeah, the thing is I was attacked by a zombie and you were hiding in this room in here
Yeah, I was safe. Yeah
Wait, what is what's our goal we got out? Oh, yeah, we got to find it
Let go let go let go let go
Never mind never mind never mind
What where is every one I'm need a crew port is
What we need to oh my god these zombies are everywhere
Yeah, they are
It's really dark. It's right above me. It's right above me. He did bro. This is a horror game. Holy shit
He's on me though. He's in my vent right above me
Oh my god!
He's venting?
I can't fucking see.
I want a gun. I want a gun, guys. I'm running out of bullets.
Yeah, we only have, like, 20 left.
Have you managed to check the minimap where the guns are?
I don't have a minimap.
Oh, shit. Okay, it's probably on the left side.
I don't remember where the big map was.
I do have a motherfucking fucking shit. It's here somewhere. It's here. It's here. Oh
It's definitely here
Dude this bullshit. I can't see anything. Yeah, I don't think it's on you guys. I think it's on me
Nope, I hear it
what do we need to do to bring back I'm gonna try to just run back up to the
hub and it started I'm doing all the levels I'm trying to turn the generator
thing but oh yeah you're gonna go to the power on again fuck where I did it
it's the same as always thank you this alien is fuck dude it's all me it's
It's above me. It's above me. It's above me. I don't know where you are can't wait. Oh, if you hold tab you can see you can see
If you hold tab you can see where we are
Hey, I can't oh, I can't yeah. Yeah, I'm coming to you Lippa
All right careful it's in the vents above me. Oh, there's an ammo thing they made ammo depot
Do you have a weapon better than a pistol?
No.
Oh, shit.
Trying to look for one.
3478.
Oh, my God, this guy.
Oh, I got an SMG.
Oh, it's a SMG.
Oh, I got an SMG.
Oh, it's right above me!
It's right above me, and I'm right next to you.
Well, outside the room.
Yeah, yeah. There's a zombie.
I want to bait him down so we can hurt him with his bomb.
I
Really have meat med station close to this no, oh, oh, I don't think so
He moved he's not here anymore. Oh, I got an AR for you. Nice. I do want that. Yeah, I'm gonna burn these corpses. Yeah
I
You want the SMG or the AR it doesn't matter just
Okay, we're just gonna keep burning corpses. Yeah, I have a weapon. Oh
Yeah, I see him he's right here. We're trying to get him to come down. Yeah
oh my god this is a fucking rifle at least it's Christ
I don't suck
where did you go let the other are oh
was there a healing station around here
yo we need to open those main doors that'd be nice
Oh my fucking god. I'm trying to get the creature down
Yeah, yeah, I'm burning corpses. Oh my fucking Christ.
I'm getting more ammo wait, how are you?
Yeah, oh
My god, there's so many damn I could beat him down with my shield. Maybe that's that's not about oh
Oh, okay, you shoot him when you when he does that I'm grabbing that
I need a hell spot. We have like no healing. Yeah, let's go get some help. Wait, we got to start the power
Okay, right. Hey, you say I have like a no way I have like no health
Right
I can I can I can go for the power. Yeah, are you close to it?
I don't think the hell stations work now
I'm going to...
Yeah, I'm gonna go... I'm gonna go trunche and follow around.
Shillipo, where are you?
NOOOOO!
I CAN'T FUCKING SEE ANYTHING!
I have no health.
I have no health left.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm... I'm perma-dead.
I got... I got... I got... I got bum-rushed by zombies.
In the dark. I couldn't see anything. It's game over. It's done.
Oh!
Not just on Twitch. It's over.
If you get hit at all you poisoned no, it's only by the main guy
Ella is my team. Oh, dude. I got bumbers like four zombies in the dark
Loose the gun I gave you of course. I'm dead. I'm permanent dead
I'm her my dad her my perm
Thank you. I'm safe. Yeah
So while you two are funny in a round on the I
Was turning on the power
Couldn't you have done it a little bit faster
Hey, could you not die? I just was trying
try harder
It was just unlucky. No one got as many zombies on them as I did. It was unlucky. That's just something
in life you want to get mr. deadweight's
gun you know honestly doing me pretty
good out from gay headed in a minute
though yeah we haven't seen this monster
yet I've only seen his tongue in my
face
Hey that was me yeah that was me
They don't stop coming and they don't stop coming
Why doesn't he come down though the guy
sell it you get all you do is just run it I don't know why I'm in the sex check at all
also why isn't LRE spawning because because the power wasn't on the power wasn't on and I got
bum rush into dark but I mean now it's on so yeah but what if you die no if we if you die when
when the powers off your permit that's the gimmick yeah that's the gimmick
wow not the gimmick yes gimmicks dude let's come ass I mean it's a gimmick I
chose it's probably like the most rough we still got the mission I mean so I
don't understand how I meant to find the actual enemy because I've not seen
it but you gotta but you gotta burn the corpses like when there's no corpses
he will come down. So there's probably a flamethrower around here. If you have a flamethrower
you can just burn all the corpses.
Yeah.
I don't even know where the flamenbuffin is.
Flamenbuffin.
Can you over the way for me?
I did.
Oh, thanks.
Didn't you in fucking check.
Yeah.
I can't.
I don't have a map so I don't know where it might be.
Maybe you should.
No, I've got the shield.
I'm shield, man.
Oh, that's true, actually.
No, I don't want to die to get a shield.
Ah, yeah, that's true.
They're flamin'.
Bro, where the fuck is this?
Hey, Liv, thanks 31.
Yeah, this game is sick. This game has like a mad potential.
It really does.
I got him gimmick to death now, unfortunately.
But it has as crazy potential as this game.
I think there's like 10 different monsters, all with their own gimmicks or whatever.
I mean technically we could just blow up the place and it would pull up.
That's true.
True.
But it does say there's something in this room, but I can't even find it for life from this.
Oh no.
Don't die!
I would never. It's not me.
Oh, the Yavligo definitely got you.
Yeah, I don't know. I can't find it.
Oh, it's coming from here.
It's gotta be downstairs. Those weapons are always downstairs.
Oh...
Ah yeah, fucking great.
Oh that really hurt my...
I'm not seeing three memes though.
That was a true Sai Haul.
Is that flamen?
Yeah, now you just gotta burn the corpses.
When there's none around he should hop down.
Hey, you.
Oh, I got him on me.
Oh, my, he's gone.
Dude, the lighting looks so good on this.
I
As is fucking piss easy now
Oh burn everyone in the mother I want to see what this monster looks like
What how do I get out of here if you guys die or permanent by the way
no there's not unlimited fuel in this no I gotta go reload yeah you gotta go
refill it like all the other weapons wait who started that power I wasn't
left over so it's just on a timer or you can manually do it
Okay, FPS is not good when you kill more than three enemies with that thing.
I'm spectating because I died to a gimmick.
I hope you're able to see that, my thanks to the children dude.
Well I got loads of corpses for you, Sal. Let me see if I can get here.
I'm just gonna sit tight until you get here, alright?
There's a lot of corpses in there, damn.
I'm on my way.
The creature is also on me.
So what are you?
Uh, near safe room.
Near safe room, on my way.
Excellent.
Like one corridor up.
Show the monster.
I mean, can you look at me?
Are you looking?
No, I'm looking at you.
Oh, yeah, you can see him just a little bit.
How are you fucking run off like a little pooser?
Yeah, when you burn all these corpses, he should hop down.
Eli's on your right, burn him.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
No!
Sorry, I'll uh...
Hurry up.
I mean, nothing is locked up anyway.
Careful, careful.
Oh, man, thanks, man.
Somewhere up there.
That monster fucked you up.
That guy does not give a shit dude.
Burn the corpses.
Oh!
Uh oh!
I said watch out.
There's a-
Where's the new healing?
On their side, on their side.
Saladists, it's so over.
No, no, over here.
I was putting him down there right here.
Shit.
I can see him.
I
Is it over
Yeah, we're fighting a monster that hides up in the vent
Apparently this is the most annoying monsters
But he hides up in the vents and the way to get him down is to burn corpses
And when you burn when there's no corpses around he hops down
We haven't even seen him yet only his tongue
I was told this is like the most annoying monster
I am not playing cuz I got gimmick today. Oh there he is
I gotta reload again
I gotta reload I gotta reload
I just have to heal
I got fucking bonneted by like three dummies
don't these we can go back to no wait no we can't go back to the thing maybe just
uh stay here I don't know maybe coming at you good one coming do you know why
they're doing better without me not so very because they're sticking together
they're not locking me out of the safe room like in the beginning our guide
That is why they're doing better.
I'm sorry.
Fucking bum.
Fuck.
I can heal.
No, we can't heal.
He's actually kinda right?
What do you mean kinda right?
I was getting sworn by zombies
and Lepa locks me out of the safe room.
It's completely right, okay?
Oh shit.
Come on, believe this.
Let me load him down.
Okay, you.
I can't believe this man.
Oh my gosh.
Thank you.
Dude, this is.
Oh, it is online.
Oh.
Berkeley.
Here.
There's three here.
She got up.
Oh!
There's one on top of it all.
Look at what you find while you do this.
He's gonna do these zombies.
He came out of ammo again.
Dude, the sting burns through our most old quick flip.
Right.
I don't know about that or a lot of people.
What if we go back to the ship? Does that spawn along?
No.
Because it is kind of stupid that we have the E-revives.
And we can't use them all.
Yeah!
I'm dead. I'm fucking dead.
Can you see this pile of corpses?
Holy shit.
Dead.
Oh, he's here.
Yeah, he's literally above us.
Can I come out of second?
Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah.
Oh, yeah, you're right there.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, you loading?
How did that happen?
Australia makes 33 sensitivity.
That's insane.
33 months there
particular monster
I have no yeah, I dust closings 33 I'm rewatching the GTA 5 chaos mod and was wondering would you consider playing Saints with
No plans right now no plans
But San Andreas chaos mod that will be fun
Okay, like San Andreas chaos mod will be I think that will be
How many missions are there to finish San Andreas
How hard is it?
Salad?
The objective we have right now is just to kill the monster, but you can have different things.
You can have capture of the monster.
You're alone.
Awesome.
I didn't see you.
No, it's on me.
I don't think it likes you, but you got a plate thrower.
I mean, I'm not gonna be able to like, use these weapons.
It's fine, maker-ins.
The thing is, I chose hard difficulty with power outage, so I was fully aware of this
could happen.
I was just hoping it would happen to Salad, you know.
Hello!
You brought me a bring-back-out-law.
I don't know.
What's that in truth, you?
Real.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
I mean, we could just leave.
What yeah, I mean we could just leave oh
Oh, you guys almost killed him
Yeah blowing up the reactor is super fun. Yeah
He bit my ass
It's never been so over
hmm wait maybe not maybe maybe just about I mean there's a healing here no
he died right in the doorway you're alone now it's over is it over it might
No way, that's how this game fucking works right now.
Those zombies are coming at you now.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Oh, my body.
Oh!
Now I get to see first time how little I'm overstepped.
I still think like the blow of blowing up the ship one is like the best one it's so
It's so cinema
Oh, it's right there!
Kill it, Finnish man! Kill it!
Hey, power's back
Oh, do you have to react if they even whenever it I'm not sure why I died and I think the
power was on when I died. I don't think they looked art. I don't know. I need bullets.
pull it that's not bull it's yeah the power is off behind you behind you behind you
behind you just behind you
turn around you fucking pillow the ammo is the other way you're running away
Oh, there's ammo here too!
Oh my god.
Run past the door where the ammo was.
It's over.
No, the ammo's over here.
It's over.
Do you think it's over?
I think it might be over.
Yeah.
Might not have been over if we had a teammate velocity.
We might have had a teammate if I didn't get locked out of the safe room as I was getting
mauled by four zombies.
Yeah.
I mean, we both have a Finnish man in common without death.
That's true.
Oh, his Finnish man's gonna win though, I believe.
I believe, I believe, I believe.
I'm gonna use a try this game out
You get those species are known you guys like it
Yeah, he keeps spawning more now though
Are you ready for the insane memory leak when we find out the dev hasn't made it so the corpse is these bone after says mom
I'm just like blow up up. Yeah, it's gonna happen
Breakfast I'm waiting for it
Is my goats running away from the ammo crate
Brother I need to start it again.
Dude, that shield is so good I swear.
Maybe we lose a mop so it's like...
Yeah.
We never kill in this thing, and by we I mean mop.
Love that attitude.
I am kind of hurt though.
Did you lose health?
Go heal.
Uh, before I did, yeah.
Don't be so impeting as us to be far.
Wait, isn't that a heal literally next to you?
Yeah, there it is.
I hear...
Yeah.
I don't see it right there
You got an explosive on next to you, yeah
Holy back seating
It's him
Oh, yeah, I came like speaking for me on the grave
Well, Ali of losses and scaric up it's over. Oh, yeah, it's over no permanent marker this time
I don't know. It just brought me face. I'm guessing most zombies are dead now because he keeps on
Yeah, but that's good. They don't they don't seem to respawn. Yeah.
I haven't bought another one. I'm dead. Oh, shit. It might be over. Is it actually over?
doing all of those bombs just on my own chillin yeah thank you thank I was wondering
where you both were I think that what are you guys what are you doing yeah so
zombies definitely don't respond there's no way yeah there's no way they should
add the monster this thing apparently yeah oh there's a zombie behind you in
save for him he's coming
he's dead my finish go
so it's
It's it's basically all about just killing the zombies and burning them. That's it. I
Mean you did not work that I think
Yeah, I didn't get shit this mission
Yeah
Wait ammo crates used minus eleven hundred
That's crazy
You got fifty two hundred
I mean I did that did you love dude. I I took a beating in the beginning. All right. I took all the aggro
Yeah, do you guys have to go or can we do one to destroy the ship?
I mean destroy the ship is like very quick
Somebody just said a lot begging
I forgot to check like upgrades and shit that we we got to do to destroy the ship line because it's so cinematic
I got a fucking, you know, fucking run and get it done.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that one.
That flying sight to see when I get off the ship.
My character looks good.
Doesn't regular clapped.
I did.
Are you one to talk?
Fuck you.
No.
I never said I didn't look clapped.
I just said you look clapped.
Wait, what?
What did what did my UK goats say?
Said you're clapped. Did you just say goat say go?
I'm getting too tired for this. Okay, it's destroy the area, right? I
Don't fucking know. Yeah, it's destroy the area and now there's no power outage. So fuck this
There is no power outage. Isn't that a good thing and he's still gonna die
No category two weapons by the way so
I guess that's what pay-dama on healing points means you have to pay afterwards
Oh yeah
Yeah
Like 63 of zero
All right, we do this one this one is so good. I love this one
Yeah, I
Think we just do the valves and then we get into the engine room, and then it's over right like we started I
Remember this being very quick
Fuck you looking at
I just feel judged
I want to know what I look like.
Game jokers look in the mass.
Stand in front of me and we'll get up.
Oh you got a fucking helmet on.
Yeah.
Yeah mine.
We'll do it after.
Alright boys, you know what we're doing.
How cool is this game, Mary?
It's a good game.
My goat developers must uh...
They must keep it up, man.
Oh, let's get this dome, shall we?
Alright.
No instance.
exit will be no incidents now so we just got to get into the engine room and
just blow it up I guess I don't quite remember how to do it but kind of you
gotta turn on my the
yeah yeah I'm stuck on the word
let's start that but the power
power rangers we look like power rangers to be fair we do like wait where's my
finish goals I'm back hi I'm back
what are we up against we don't know yet there's not even any bodies around
there's bodies right here I don't see a body in Stephen then is there a crowd
There is
They are the other faces drilled I think yeah, oh, is it the or yeah face fuck it's over
No, wait, this is not the orb guy. This is it. Oh, is this that creepy-ass guy?
Like
Remember tentacles. No, no, no, no, no like the dog. He's kind of like the dog or whatever
That guy was creepy as hell
power is wasn't it can you can you check the info shit oh yeah where is it it's
face even yeah face eat and I'll check to wasn't it my end or devout of our
face it easily gives up pursuit yeah and it's never
I don't know which one yeah, oh yeah never crouch true true
There's two devours to face I hear it. Oh, yeah, the one is the already stole this reason
Oh, yeah, one of them only kills you if you look at it. Oh, oh, it's the ghost is the ghost okay
Don't look at him. Don't look at him then
He's fucking chase. I don't remember what else to do
He's fucking chasing you do here
Better fucking get out today like
Yo, this is like super easy, then, if it's the ghost.
Yeah.
Yeah, just don't look at it.
I thought my camera started getting dragged and I was like, oh, I remember this.
Mmm.
I know this feeling.
I've felt it before.
I can't wait for the spawn right in front of us as we're running away.
You mean... you?
Me!
I'll do the red side.
Okay I'll do red side. Which ones do I need?
1, 2, 3, 4. Yours is super easy to remember.
1, 2, 3, 4.
Yep.
Yeah.
Alright.
1, 3, 6, and 8.
You gotta know when to conjure a gate.
I'm so dead.
It's looking at me. It's looking at me. It's looking at me.
One three four
One three I can't see shit. It's on what the fuck
No, but he's really trying
Okay, he's gone he's gone
Okay, okay, okay
He's on me one and three
No, stop yeah, this is I
Can't
Okay, don't worry guys. I have a capsule I need three
I also need three, I can't even find it.
You guys need it. Got it.
OK, red side is done.
No, it's not. You need three.
Yeah, it's a minute.
Sorry, a blue side needs three.
Yeah, I can't find three.
I need to chop chop, then.
I'm fucking stupid, apparently.
I just don't know where things are.
I actually blind like, oh.
Hello? Get on with it!
I'm actually running out of the game.
I don't know what to tell you fellas.
Fireman.
Fire you.
He's on me.
I've never even hired you.
I'm still looking at him from this and trying.
I'm on this floor.
What the fucking...
Am I dumb?
Oh, I found three.
I'm gonna do everything myself.
Oh, okay.
Found by the turbine.
All right.
Found by the turbine.
Oh, I must have done that one.
Oh, I guess I clearly did.
Job's done.
Can you open the door, please?
It's open.
It takes a while.
Right.
What if I just look at this screen?
Uh-oh.
He's on me.
me. You can't aggro on me, right? Oh, am I good? Yeah, you're fine. I think you might
be good for you, Luff. Yeah, I think he's going for Luffa. Lettuce. You gotta wait. We're
doing well. Imagine if it gets aggro when you're running in. I don't remember how to
overload the engines oh my god I got stuck no I'm not running for it
fuck of this I'm going next time I'm going this time I'm going next time I'm
scare now I'm going oh I'm going I'm going here I got balls
how do you overload it now again you got to go to each I think you start maybe
Engine yeah, you gotta let go to each engine and I uh you got to go on both sides
Yeah, just overload to put it put it the max. Yeah, I'm going on the right one engine. Hey
I'm engine being testing don't increase the speed this says
Remember to give drugs when we're running out of here. Oh, yeah, right
If you want right behind you
Oh, we got evacuated.
Wait, there's no respawn shuttles.
Nope.
Bro, I am dead.
Oh, it's gonna punch me.
Oh, no!
Oh, no, that passed such a fire.
Can we- we're gonna go a different way.
Wait, where- where-
What the fuck?
He's on me, he's on me, he's on me.
Oh, no.
He's on me he's on me he's on me he's on me I fucking can't okay, which way can we not go?
Okay, I'm closing I'm closing I'm closing I'm closing
Okay, I give it to take a seat take a seat take a seat take a seat
Wait, where's leppa where's leppa?
Remember the first time we did this mission
We have like a second
They're playing all but 7 seconds.
Yeah.
It's for the ghost.
Cinema.
I love this game.
We got a pretty shield monster for an if or I'm not quite sure for an escape
yeah I'm not quite sure that was escaping the danger zone considering those
flying it does but I mean yeah
I should have shields
damn five payout I shouldn't lose any
money
yeah I didn't lose any money either yes of
course you fall off course he did oh my
Gosh
We're doing all the work. Let's just run in around losing like yeah, I guess 17k
That is gonna take forever how cool
Is this fucking game?
Yeah, capturing I
Wonder what the worst enemy would be to get on an escape because we got the ghost out. Let's kind of chill
Oh, it was an escape. Oh, like zombie. Yeah, like what we did now like a time blow up the ship and then escape
right
Take a picture of your face me a second
You look like a ghoul kind of from Fallout.
There you go, got my PC ready to pass when this game is gone.
I'm going to see what I look like.
Can I click the lobby?
I mean, yeah, yeah, you know.
Since I guess we're not doing it, I have to go anyways.
Yeah, I'm happy I got to play a game there. That was fun.
This is like our creators. Okay. Wow, the culprit never stopped.
That's not even corporate. That's just a dick shift.
Hey, I look pretty cool.
You don't. Yeah, I do.
You look fuck. What do you mean? No, I like it.
Of course you would.
Okay.
All right, I got a guy who got hit in the face by a coconut
That's true
Yeah, I want to play more of this this game's so fun man
Yeah, I like this game. It's nice. Yeah
Anyways, I got it anyways. Yeah GGs. Have a nice weekend y'all
Yeah, this game is really cool, you know what the absolutely coolest part about this game is
This game is 975 bucks
That's pretty fucking cool
They put they the devs were here when I played it last time
They said they put a really low price because you you kind of want to play with friends
so
They put a low price because of it so all your friends can buy it
I think I'm losing my voice oh shit what has mental very done I'm downloading
these videos
all right
Haha.
Enhance.
Okay.
While it may not have burned this year, it's definitely down.
Haha.
Enhance.
Supa kick out. There's more videos. I'm hiking reacting.
I'm the best!
Kill this time!
Let me hear you tear!
Holy...
One more video, Mark says is a streamer and we're friends and she's not taller than me.
Mark says and streamer and we're friends
And she's not taller than
That's funny dude, I really love this species. I'm known game legit these developers they deserve so much support man
They can get this game fucking huge. They really could they could make this game light like fucking phasmophobia
I think up there I really hope they I should get the supporter pack support them oh man
yeah that was the last updates December 19th I was a devlog about the lab next major update
to the noise plan for late January okay all right cool nice very cool damn they're doing
updates yeah which fire I played a little bit yeah I have not played warp
now chat I gotta go dude I I'm coming down with some I swear maybe I just need
some good ass sleep but I gots to go mini-game board yeah it's me I got
windy Mike is true I'll see you guys tomorrow chat that's the plan shit maybe
Maybe I should play Prisoner of Azkaban tomorrow.
Maybe I should.
I'm kind of feeling it doing Prisoner of Azkaban PS2.
Because I think next year I'm gonna do all Potter games
on the PC versions.
So it would be kind of cool to do the PS2 version.
Because I think after Prisoner of Azkaban,
all the games are the same.
They're not like different versions of the games
anything I think they're all the same but one two and three have different
versions I believe so yeah maybe doing prisoner of Azkaban tomorrow will be kind
of cool man I'd be kind of down for that I'm down I know about Gameboy version
yeah I haven't played it it's actually kind of cool it's actually pretty cool
This is mindless shooter games after that, yeah.
Pretty much.
Wasn't one of the Ask About version bad?
I don't know, apparently there is a PC version of it that I don't think I've ever played.
But we're doing that next year, so might as well do Ask About PS2 version this year.
Uh-oh...
Alright chat, see you tomorrow.
Thanks for everybody.
Gossip go.
Love y'all.
Bye-bye.
I love you guys.
I