Hello.
You beat me in a three game bug and all audio coming from the final boss vanished.
What the hell?
Yeah, a new Suda game.
Let's see how it's got a good review.
It does.
So that's cool.
What up, Joko? Yeah, Code Violet Sequel announced, I saw, yeah. How about that?
I was thinking of continuing Crystal later because it's more like a more chill one instead
of doing Crystal first and then Romeo.
Yeah, I'm probably skipping y'all cuz I 3D make yeah, there anything the right over to get shrub
What a banger what a banger game
Yeah, I'm eugenics has insane reviews
I mean, I'll probably try escape from y'all but no rush
Definitely not going deathless in this game. Yeah, we'll see about that. We'll see about that. All right, okay
You're talking to the gamer. All right
I mean, you never know how these games are going to go.
Yeah, these sent to see things 79.
I mean, I'm curious to see how this is, man.
It's a pseudo game. I mean, we'll see.
Yeah, decent to see things 79.
Hello.
Well,
Hello?
I know it works, by the way, because I've already launched it into the main menu off-screen.
If this did not happen then...
Kev, govix19, servix45, decent, deceit 79.
Hey, you!
Uh, met them out six years.
Beargreed, thanks for the 39.
Dr. Emerald takes four years. There we go.
Yeah...
What what is going on in the audio
What is happening?
Part of the game.
What the fuck is this?
Okay, what the hell do I choose here? Any knowers?
This menu is awful.
I don't know why this fucking option menu isn't Japanese
This is Japanese
Suda yeah English there we go wow they couldn't have found a worse
Apparently Ultra is like scuffed, that's what I was gonna say.
What do you want it at?
Uhhh...
Are we ready?
Why so blank? I see you like 6'2 and green like 17 balls got like 44. Come on, man. Thank you
This is what a game without corporate limit is and I kind of like the corporate green
small things 125. Thank you. We're starting. I have sarm kind of this game got a 10 out
10 from Swedish Game Reactor? Yo, let's go! Yeah, like the reviewers for this game,
either they rate it really high or they rate it really poorly.
Summer of 2019, a singularity appears in the town of Bedford, Pennsylvania, calls in the whole
world to vanish in an instant. The shattered world became known as the Fragment Universe,
and its restoration became the sole mission of a certain organization, the FBI Spacetime Police.
Today they continue to wander through space.
Okay.
The 40th parallel north. Summers are cool, and winners are extremely cold. It's known for its tomatoes. The dead tomato variety is famous.
Oh, there's some legend that says a UFO crashed here a long time ago. So it's something of a tourist attraction for a cultist.
Is this a model they built?
I like it
Hey, you.
Maze plays x34 and sidebump x33 and my love x28 and small 828 is crazier than you.
And space scout x45.
I'm on her man, thank you.
Alright, noi-mare.
controlled by a fifth generation AI, implanted by the Space Time King.
The Space Time King?
What the hell is that?
He has an AI chip in his brain.
All his executive orders are decided by the AI.
Wait a second.
Is that a person?
Let's pull over.
This is car number four, car number four.
I'll go check it out.
Come on, can you see any drives?
We got someone down the road.
We're checking it out.
Hey, can you hear me?
What happened?
I
Love
We were too late.
Okay, you're still alive.
Am I gonna die?
Romeo, listen up.
You're gonna die in about 15 seconds.
Seriously?
Seriously.
Don't worry.
I made this just in case.
The deadgear lightsabort system.
Jam five seconds left.
Don't move, okay?
You're already half dead.
From now on, you're a fat dead man.
No way, that's pretty lame.
Dead man!
From now on, you're a dead man.
Grandpa, this is amazing.
I can feel it coming through me.
Or explain later.
Follow that creature.
This whole town is in trouble.
Use this.
You're really gonna feel it now.
I'm a dead man!
What the fuck?
Yep, got it!
Got it!
Holy particles!
Sprint dodge!
I'm gonna see if you can lure it.
Take out the wide devil.
Why are the particles so insane?
That's a script of death.
I get eaten by a white devil, then I wake up.
Ah, this is Nightmare, right?
This Nightmare is a part of me.
Hey, you!
For Romeo, they meet at the diner every night as their love grows.
I think Juliet persuades him to elope with her, and Romeo decides to leave town.
The medium words like,
"'Tilt, sway him just a little too easily."
What a simple thought before.
Nothing good is gonna come out of messing with a woman you found lying in the road.
True lepo.
But then, on the day they were sent to elope, it wasn't Juliet who showed up at Romeo's house,
but a white devil.
Mmm.
A white government tax, Romeo!
Jerry the Caprice is a medium to die!
Using the hyper-technology of genius scientists
slash Romeo's grandfather, Professor Benjamin!
Romeo's life is sane!
That's right!
He becomes a dead man who lives!
Romeo was reborn as dead man!
However, once saving Romeo's life,
Professor Benjamin moves in his own!
Let's just start the game from here.
This is the difficulties.
Enjoy a mildly flavored gameplay.
Enjoy moderately sweet gameplay.
Enjoy bittersweet, tantalizingly crunchy gameplay.
What does it change?
Man, milk chocolate is the best.
orange chocolate. Not a huge fan. That one is uh, yeah. Bitter was hard and no more heroes.
I don't know, inferno, you played this, right?
Yeah, you can unlock another washer if you beat the game.
I was just wondering what they change in difficulty.
Is it just like everyone's a fucking tank?
Yeah, Sneaky-See with X-19, Rob does X-31.
Cause if it's just like a hack and slash,
Omega Tank difficulty, it's ass.
What's this game about?
It cannot be returned to one's taken.
Do I look like liquors like finish? No. No, not really. Not really. I'm gonna wrench
it up. It's probably tasty. See how it is.
Grandpa's dead. Is this another nightmare?
Rubio! Stop hesitating! Take out the smaller ones and go after him!
I know. Huh? That was Grandpa's voice. Are you like a spirit?
Not just yet. I'm not going back for you.
What?
I'm extremely... thank you!
I
Okay
L1 you got some shit too pistol
Okay
All right, dude, there's so many particle effects barely I can see what the fuck's happening
I
This is an insane amount of particles
There's way too many particle effects dude
Yeah, I'm gonna check settings if you can reduce it
This looks like something made by pseudo hmm. Yeah
True
We just heard this
The genius scientist Benjamin Scargazer.
My body itself may have been devoured, but no worries.
I've managed to install myself as a sort of guardian data pack on Romeo's back.
I'm perfect for the role of navigator.
And also, Romeo had his face chewed off by a white devil,
and had to have his life support system installed to stay alive.
And this was all necessary to be able to fight.
When Romeo destroyed that white devil,
A really disturbed guy claiming to be from the FBI space time police showed up
According to this Kimberly fellow Juliet is a space time drifter. There's pop in the now the whole sorts of different eras
This is singularity a variant the clone or a visitor from another
The town in which he appears in space time mode and end up splitting up and disappearing
So Juliet has been put under space time police's wanted list
Romeo is pretty upset about all this. It's even more going on.
Romeo, having been in close contact with Juliet, will assign the role of Singularity Detector
and has been nominated to become an FBI space-time police cadet.
But in order to travel through space and time, you need a special space-time transfer device.
That's where I, genius scientist Professor Benjamin Stargazer, come in.
Romeo hopped onto this little space-time transfer biker device.
We have no idea what's going on, Waffles.
Alright, let's check settings.
Okay.
We encounter so many Juliet's after that.
A variant Juliet who's huge for the Ferris wheel.
A child's Juliet turned into a witch.
A combat Juliet armed with insane demonic quantifications.
Leave Chever space and dying on one some intense battles.
And now, discover another Juliet.
Okay, okay, it's time to fight.
Right.
Okay.
You know, I accused the Lake 51 man.
Embers.
I think it's just a pseudo game, Grizzly.
There's always something infinitely mean about other people's tragedies.
Okay, let's see.
I highly doubt you can.
Though it would be nice.
as you can maybe turn off post process motion blur should be off I didn't turn it off
Yay!
Zoom!
I'm getting some shit up here.
Why devil is the nickname given to the prototype of the og Gundam series so far
Verizon artwork has been between the app being have also been Gundam references
Oh, alright.
The red squire icon on a white background in the center left of the screen is the blood gauge.
Attacking enemies to close range fills the blood gauge.
When the blood gauge is full, you can activate Bloody Summer by pressing R1.
When Bloody Summer is activated, Remus Health will recover slightly. Okay.
Hold up
Bloody summer can be combined with dodging and jumping as well as combo attacks
Okay, I came back to it at both range weapons and melee. All right
So I have one now
Oh, this is how you shoot.
Okay.
Oh my god, a controller aim.
Where what?
What help with particles?
I mean, there's still all over the screen.
I'm testing combos
Let's see here then we could check some other shit
What else could
You do it the list oh yeah maybe I could use that as true the less quality let's try that
okay the regeneratelizer is a medicine that restores certain amount of Romeo's health
He puts up a lot on the field to restore his health.
Okay, financing Romeo can increase the maximum amount.
All right, all right.
Save your game.
Okay, these are bonfires.
Spacetime pharmacy is located at various points.
It helps Romeo and his missions.
Access them through planetary agenditizers,
health recovery capsules up to the max.
After accessing one, enemies that were in the surrounding field will respawn, of course.
Yeah.
What is this down here?
Oh yeah, I guess you can switch weapons here.
How can the game look so simultaneously good an ass?
I mean my biggest gripe is the particle effects.
way way way too many I don't think you can increase the FOV you know
like barely I can see what the fuck's going on when I'm hitting multiple
enemies I didn't see an FOV anywhere I don't think you can
Wait, the nurse in the level up screen is a reference to Japan's first porn game.
Wait, what do you mean level up screen?
Oh wait, you mean this one?
Her?
Fucking controlling
Oh, there it is.
Okay, I see.
Wait, birds are enemies?
Right.
Why can't I shoot certain enemies of weak spots shining blue
flowers okay shooting him except I don't think I have any oh here we go yeah
there we go
oh you're still alive
tomato heads okay
And this is...
Crystallized Emerald Floatian for upgrading weapons.
Okay.
This looks like the Jags you're on up your alley.
I mean it is except for the fucking particle effects.
I hate them.
There are just way too many.
I've been watching my leaf as a mullet now.
What up, dude?
Did you finish Nioh?
A yogurt-based drink originally from India?
Okay.
You gained blood charge.
You cheesed your way through the end yesterday, yeah?
Understandable, to be honest.
Upgrading weapons.
Weapons.
Mangolas is amazing.
It's working!
Can you block?
I
Need to 40p watcher enjoyers
No, I just don't like the amount of particles that are in the game
Does it come back so it feels good and all I mean it's your like standard hack and slash
You might be able to edit the config to reduce particles if it's an honor the engine game. Yeah, I don't know what engine this is I'm not sure
one more particle effects yeah this is not enough 30% attack power oh wait you had on
Unreal Engine 5 logo. Now maybe we can text stream it.
Oh good, MVP. Thank you. I'm just testing the new Suda game. It's definitely a
Suda game. It's Unreal Engine. Suda hates all over engine, especially Unity. Not
even joking. Oh, Cook. No, Crystal's gonna continue after this. I just wanted to try
this first I like this but I don't like the particle effects yeah take a drink
every time I mentioned the particle effects
They're just a tiny bit overdone.
What the fuck is going on?
What is this shit?
Is this a stairway?
No?
No, I think there's spawning enemies
Yeah. I want to see a boss fight.
Yeah, if you could zoom out the FOV, that would also be nice.
I've detected a signal from Eclistic Gate. I'm analyzing this pattern
You need a single key to unlock the gate if they're broken down into parts
So find them all and assemble the key
Next find an Irana TV
Count on you space-time police cadet Romeo rather special agent
okay yeah we got to see a boss fight man
and Romeo salad and okay
dead man wake me up dead man this is subspace or another dimension possibly
even the metaverse it's both your beacon and your purgatory whether you allow
yourself to be guided or in prison is up to you. It is the ninth revolution against the
Observe travel to subspace. Yeah
I
Let me get them keys I guess
It's a bit of metal gear VR. Yeah
Strong odor flavor bitter mmm ginger family
It's definitely cooking in this
Fruit of that Solana say is plonged
Little tomato
Heaven is not responding. Wait, what game is that?
There's a key part for weapons, key part, all where the devs smoking, all of the this
devs all all of their games are like this they're very um yeah very special
No, you can't cheat my way up there
No more heroes is the most normal one I got it
Job's done.
Deadman.
Listen closely, Deadman.
A poet once said, all roads lead to Rome.
The shadow for which the traveler yearns.
Is it justice or something more superior?
Or is it the traveler's own image?
Even should he suffer failure later, who would blame him for that old boon?
Red Loda! Suda said the Grasshopper will almost 100% certain release another game this year.
Okay, I have the key.
I'm a dead man.
100 bangs!
Did you hear this? The weak and clean and mastering.
This is a new Suda game, yes.
It's pretty tight.
Yeah, look at her go flying. Yeah
Open the gate, all right
This place just kind of screams out into the line
We need to steal it!
It's just about ready to eat, you have to get the flame just right, otherwise it'll
get burnt.
You need to calculate the proper height, and watch out for the perfect timing.
See?
It burned.
I'll leave that one.
It's going to be bitter.
one. It's gonna be bitter. Better than being too sweet. So you're Romeo. Yeah. You're Juliet, right?
How many people have you killed so far? I haven't killed anyone. I just reverted them back.
Have you lost any sense of mercy? Or an enemy too.
I
Can't drink that doesn't matter it's rude not to accept it
You don't give that kind of vibe
I don't sense any bloodlust
Like a murderous aura
Isn't that kind of lame like some character going now I shall kill you
You know what I mean, right?
Well, it's a lot easier for me to fight the kind of person who's clearly out for blood.
If you're gonna have trouble fighting me, then I probably already won.
Also, rather than someone you know nothing about, doesn't it just feel better to kill someone who...
...peeps your interest instead?
So I guess we're gonna do this after all.
That's a shame. I had a feeling we'd get along.
Hmm, but that's not how you really feel, is it?
You still have that bloodlust, don't you?
I guess ending this peacefully is...
...out of the question, huh?
This is the New World Order.
The world will be renewed and purified.
As someone who's come to destroy the world,
war just feels a bit more...
...appropriate than peace.
War is a terrible thing.
It's just an everyday thing in this country, isn't it?
Are you any different?
This is my territory.
I've got way more of an advantage.
Do you really think you can win?
We'll just have to see what happens.
That's a good attitude.
Give me a second.
Okay.
Oh, it's a lovely sound.
It's an annoying sound.
Okay, let's get started.
What the fuck?
Wait, I'm fighting THAT as the first boss?
I
I think it's in the hole.
Oh, fuck!
Vamos!
Everyday is like Monday.
What the fuck is this?
No, don't even think about it.
I see another weak spot.
Fuck!
Okay.
Now what?
There's no more respawn.
Oh, what?
I guess we just chop her down.
Arms, ass, feet, no?
Alright, fuck it.
Woo!
new gimmicks
I'm chillin'.
That's workin'.
Please tell me there's a finishing animation.
thank no way I was charging up my R1 oh my god the neogreed
Wait what?
Wait where am I now?
Where am I?
That was Neo Green dude.
Okay whatever.
That's so easy.
It's so easy dude.
It's so easy.
We had to check the death animation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah yeah, okay.
It's fine, I'm face-tinking it.
Stop!
oil
sure as back here it's fine whatever oh shit I have no more healing okay I gotta
be careful now don't throw what hey okay just just chill oh my god I'm so
fucking dead
Okay, I got some health back
Watch out barge I
Jump!
I don't overdo it, she's gonna stomp.
Oil?
oil. Yeah, the particle effects are like all of that is actually when the camera zoomed
out like this and it's way better oh shit
all right let's go let's go
this game is tight
Don't move! You're gonna have to suck up our pretty girls!
You take your blood?
Hey, Grandpa?
So this monster's also Julian?
What the hell is going on?
Hey, this is not going to stop you from trying to fake it.
Don't transform?
Or it could be a failed clone.
We're looking into it back on the ship.
This is Kimberly.
Singularity disappearance confirmed.
Begin recovery operations
Will tell
Yeah, okay, soon. Yeah, I stayed up late tomorrow. Yeah, he live in Pym, right?
Okay, learn double dodge nice
Pins or items obtained during the investigation they provide special effects and additional actions. They're automatically equipped after being obtained. Okay
Yeah, Crystal was good. I'm gonna continue it later. I wanted to start with this game.
This crystal is more towards the horror aspect than this is more of, uh...
Uh...
Yeah.
String Ripper, things are 1-5, Kazooin's 6-7, Arkham's 86, Alloy 85.
night.
I'm going to make some sort of eye man on the band and me and thank you to three and
I should call her during the boss fight
I think suit it makes his games well high I think those studios high it's probably require men to be a coder there
You're mash out of 69 months.
Thank you.
RKL, 6th anniversary, thank you.
Wow.
Sheepery.
There's only one thing worse than injustice.
And that is justice without her sword in her hand.
Sharku 121, baby!
You read Romeo is dead man.
Thanks for coming Romeo I mean dead man.
There's a meeting I want you to join that we're still setting up.
In the meantime, I'm taking a tour around the ship.
There's a door you can't open, they're probably busy.
Try checking again later.
Tiktok, boy!
Welcome! This is the trading room.
You can power yourself up, develop new weapons, and create new Sentry here too.
One of our sentry asks, how about taking a look around and reading the tutorials?
Besides, to set it up so you can't leave this room until you check each machine at least once.
Okay.
Enhanced various skills to make it work easier.
In the training room, you can enhance Romeo himself, and look, new weapons, upgrade weapon abilities,
and generate material sentry required to do so.
Alright.
An arcade-style video game in which you consume emerald, floating, to run anonymous machines
to Romeo's body enhancing Romeo himself. When nanomachines touch various icons appearing
on the body map, Romeo's abilities corresponding to those icons are enhanced upon clearing the
stage. There's a secret technique that lets you move further by utilizing boost inertia.
Okay.
Using the Sentry Forge, Emerald Flotion can be extracted from space debris found during
investigations and then converted into a highly concentrated, crystallized form known as Sentry.
Sentry is used to upgrade weapons.
There's two types of Sentry, Normal and Red.
Red Sentries require for higher level upgrades.
Right.
Depending on the amount of Emerald Flotion collected, weapons can be unlocked using a
Dead Ball Unlocker found in the training room L1R1 to swap between melee weapons and ranged
weapons and up and down slick weapon type by holding down X Emerald Flotions automatically
consume the new weapons can be unlocked Depending on the amount of sentry collected, weapons
can be upgraded using the Dead Ball Enhancer found in the training room. Each weapon has
It has its own level and assets level increases the amount of centric needed to upgrade increases, requiring higher grade red centric.
Each item has five levels from one to five.
Feeling all yoked and powerful?
I don't mean just in a physical sense, man.
I'm talking about being buff mentally.
Totally yoked out.
Psycola, Agajaga, a real macho man.
We love muscle in the FBI.
Alright, I'll start here.
So, I'm getting upgrades here.
And now I don't have anymore.
And I got an attack par upgrade, gun upgrade, health upgrade, and blood upgrade.
Okay.
And I can restart.
Anything that's been enhanced will be reset.
Okay.
So then you can choose a different path.
Yeah, look at this.
What is that pill upgrade?
Oh yeah, that's for Generizer Health Recovery Up, okay.
Nice. I'll check the other one. What is this?
Oh, what the fuck am I looking at?
Okay, so that's blue sentry.
And this is red sentry.
Uh, I can increase.
I don't think I have any sentry. Okay, or debris or whatever. Can't use yet. Okay, here we go.
Spazer unlocked. Star Destroyer. Yo, look at that! Yo!
No!
Juggernaut.
Oh, is that fists?
And we have Arcadia staff.
Oh, you can split it too.
Okay, so that's the ones.
And ranged ones you have...
Well, the regular.
Diaz porra, shotgun.
Nebu Chadnazar and Yggdrasil oh my god what the fuck is the most powerful of all your
weapons but it's long reload time can be a bit of a hassle and then we have this is
This is where you upgrade your weapons, okay.
I want to get that great sword, but it's long, so...
I don't have any space debris, man.
How did you get space debris?
This roam is just too cool!
Yeah, I gotta get some debris. Anyways, this is insane. What's in here? Locked? Okay. What's
It's in here? Locked.
room okay oh this is a save okay you were just fighting a giant titted demon in 3d
Yeah look away now it's a 2D game. Yep.
Ah Romeo!
Oh Luna, what are you doing here? I knew you and mom have been staying here on the ship since our house has appeared but...
Yeah you've been sipping around all over the place, you probably didn't know. But I'm all settled in here now.
Isn't this amazing? You can do farming inside this space ship and what are we
farming? Rotters! We called them bastards here though. Come over here and give it a
try. There's instructions written here. How about giving it a try yourself Romeo?
It's faster if you just do it yourself. Man a rotter crawling up out of there
will be super scary. Come on give your cute little sis a bit of help huh?
In the garden inside this base time shit you can cultivate various types of
rotters known as bastards with abilities to help out Romeo in battle. They can be
harvested by planting bastard seeds obtained in the field in the garden
however in order to plant the bastard seeding must first have Luna appraise it.
There's three ranks of bastard seed common rare and epic. The rarity and
strength of the bastard harvested varies depending on its rank. Okay then try
farming one with this seed. Okay, they taste sweet when licked it says. Almost forgot,
all those seeds you pick up, you gotta identify them. This one's already been examined, but
make sure to show me all the ones you get in the future. And don't forget, if you've
got the emerald flosion for it, you can shorten the time it takes for a bastard to fully ripen.
Do you have any? I'll give you just enough to try it out. Let's get farming. Harvesting
is possible immediately after planting a bastard seed, but waiting for them to grow will change
the bastard's ability values at harvest time. At this point, you can access the field and
give Emerald Flotion to a bastard before harvesting to shorten the remaining growth time.
Let's get farming!
fire is a continuous barrage at enemies from the location where it spawns
suicide attack charges toward enemies then triggers an explosion center on itself enemies
caught in the blast take damage and are blown back i'll take the century cannon
did it grow up well it makes them try hitting accelerate to speed up the process
Sure. You did it! Keep it up! Plant, grow, and pull!
What the fuck?
Wait, what is it?
Rides a motorcycle?
It's Michael.
Wait, what?
To use harvested boasters, you need to crypt them to a dedicated slot.
What kind of boster do you want to use when the boster is tabbed in the player menu?
Depending on your dead gear upgrades, you'll have up to 4 available.
Choose which slot to equip them to then confirm your selection with X.
If you have more seeds or bosters than you can hold, talk to Luna to discard seeds to
say goodbye to bastards.
Talk to Luna in the garden to select upgrades to spend Emerald Flowsion and expand your
cultivation area.
Okay.
The guys to help you out in battle are called bastards.
You can check out their specifics anytime on the player menu.
If I get more seeds, you know where to find me.
Bastards, sentry cannon. So his name is Michael and he rides a motorcycle. Right.
Great.
Need more bastards? Sure. Let's get cultivating. What are you going to do? Bastardpedia?
He poses like a fish and shoots out projectiles. The pose is apparently for spiritual concentration,
but to be honest I don't really know anything about the spirits of bastards from some other
They warm up too if you take care of them, though.
Oh, I hear you can say goodbye. You can upstrate your guard in here.
Wait, you can have the bastards eat each other to power them up.
I need more bastards.
What's this?
The Virgo cluster is located near the Great Attractor, the central gravitational point
of the vast Laniakea supercluster.
The local group of galaxies including the Milky Way is located around this galaxy cluster.
Our Sun is located near the inner edge of the Orion arm, 26,000 years away from the
center of the Milky Way, and Earth is the third planet in the Solar System.
The event known as the Fragmentation of Spacetime occurred in that remote corner of the universe.
space, living creatures, human civilization, history. Everything was shattered and scattered,
with most of it disappearing into the distance at speeds faster than light. What remained
was the fragment universe, a world consisting of several pieces floating in a place completely
separate from the original universe. There, even the universe, even the universality of
the laws of physics cannot be trusted. In your world, they've already fallen to obsolescence
as legacy rules lure hey tic-tac thanks 64 smooth canadian egg also 64 and
aqua thinks 28 I'm going in here I guess
Romarian Romeo where you've been Luna's been no help in your grandpa's run off
somewhere sorry mom I'm pretty busy lately have you been eating properly
want to make want me to make some curry? Sure I love katsu curry. You start frying the katsu
okay let's see what we've got on hand. So yeah we have a tomato, some potato, some cumin,
some nutmeg, some pork. Do you remember how it's done?
Katsu curry is a buff item that can be carried and used during battle. Okay.
Okay.
Hold R2.
Start frying katsu.
Okay.
The katsu frying minigame is essential for making curry.
Once you have immersed the katsu in oil by holding R2, press X at the right temperature
to lift the katsu out of the oil.
The results of the katsu frying minigame decide the rank of the katsu.
Depending on the rank, the duration of the buff effect when using katsu curry as an item
will change. However, you cannot use another Katsukuri while the effects of the current
one are still active. Okay. What's wrong? Wanna make some curry? What'll it be?
Wait, no. Wait, I'm so confused!
DEE!
Can I make another one?
Ah.
Increased amount of Earth Flotion required for 10 seconds.
Romeo, I mean dead man. This is Kimberley, their tour is just about finished, right?
It's time for the meeting, come through the briefing room. I want to cook another
katsu, dude!
I don't have the ingredients!
We'll make a better one next time.
Okay, now what?
Everyone's here, let's begin our strategy meeting.
Special aid and Romeo, maybe you prefer Deadman now.
Now let me explain our mission and the surrounding circumstances.
It's a good opportunity for you veterans too.
A chance to take a fresh look at just who and what we are.
Romeo, I mean Deadman.
Your grandfather is apparently a genius scientist of the highest sort.
He is?
You know what's up, cranberry?
But due to the missteps of said genius, the universe has been thrown into chaos and space
time has become physically fractured.
I mean, these things happen.
The correction of these disturbances in space time and the capture and elimination of criminals
running rampant through space time, space time fugitives per se are mission and space
time police so I'm an apprentice or special agent then right yes depending
on your results we may consider formal recruitment there's many space time
fugitives out there but we currently have our eye on Juliet a suspect with
whom you have a deep relationship agent blue mountain details please sorting
through the activities of space time fugitives and connecting time and space
shows that they all have some form of connection to Juliet we must consider
the possibility she acts as some kind of trigger. It's possible that somewhere out
there's a hideout where these space-time fugitives gather. We gather information on,
seek out, and arrest these violent criminals. And usually we dispose of them on the spot.
Kei of U, 119, thank you, and some bison x19. Will the same go for Juliet? If she really is
evil, yes. I want you, as the person closest to her, to confirm what's true and what is not.
I see allow me to introduce the space-time police members who will be assisting you in this investigation
You know agent blue mountain. He's the one who just provided info
My job is data management and assisting deputy director Kimberley
Agent red brown here is in charge of ship operations and machinery maintenance
Don't
Don't fuck this up
Grandpa she's a cat. I mean these things happen
Agent Worse Pink handles medical and health care for our agents.
Nice to meet you!
Agent Silver Sox is in charge of reconnaissance and training new agents.
Please just try not to hold us back.
Next on the monitor is Agent Shiryabu.
Hi there. I manage equipment and supplies.
We also have Agent Green River.
What's up?
And you're in charge of...
Oh, that could be anything right and inside that frame is agent the black
frame
We agents and trust each other with our lives. We'll be counting on you. I'll give it my best
Finally myself Kimberley. I'm deputy director of the spacetime bolease as well as captain of spacetime ship last night. I
I oversee operational planning and other practical matters.
Deputy Director?
There's a Director too?
The Director.
You'll have the pleasure someday.
Anyway, let's wrap up the introductions.
We'll get to know everyone as you work together.
It's all for now, and Romeo, I mean Deadman, stay here for a second.
Now that we're all here.
Romeo, I mean, Deadman, you did some fine work out there.
Thanks, but I'm still a little torn up about it.
I didn't find the jewelry I was looking for again.
It's tough work, but if we have any chance of repairing this well, we're gonna need your power, Deadman.
I know, I know. I just want to see Juliet again.
Okay.
Okay, let's move on to your next mission.
I'll send you the relevant data.
I want to lock that great sword.
Don't move, it'll take a second.
There's data that can be sent wirelessly straight to the dead gear, right?
What's with all the wires then?
I see.
I don't trust anything that's not wired, see?
I'm a little old fashioned like that.
I guess I get where you're coming from.
I like listening to my music on vinyl too.
Yeah, you get it.
So there's still three more to go, huh?
The Space Time Fugitives.
They're a real Heineese bunch.
Even more than Juliet.
With Juliet, that makes it four then.
Can I explain what's going on?
Uh...
Just let me get out of this segment, okay?
Okay, would you let them makes it for them?
Okay, so we got to hunt these guys down. Yep
Good work today rest up in your personal quarters. Thanks a lot
All right, but if you choose if you just tuned in like five ten minutes ago, this must be so confusing
I'm dead man, before you head back, I have something I'd like to ask of you, that's okay.
Now I'm good, too sleepy.
I'm not asking.
I've got to measure the paradox response values of our space type measuring instruments,
so I'm not able to leave my post.
What do you need?
You see, there's still some agents that haven't signed a weekly report.
No?
Everyone.
Seriously?
I want you to gather signatures from every agent.
When you're finished, come see me again, that'll be all.
For reals?
I learned death conversation, press and hold, or purely press depending on type of weapon.
Triangle on the third step of a strong attack to activate this.
Okay.
I've got other signatures no
What I'm busy
Deputy director Kimberley, what's the matter you're not gonna take a break
Blue Mountain wants me to get signatures for a week of report. Oh, sorry about that. Everyone's a little odd
You might have some trouble here in there.
Yes, they got me doing the grunt work.
Agent Red Brown, dead man needs your signature on the weekly report, otherwise they'll get in trouble.
Sounds like his problem.
Come on, play nice.
I've got more important things to do. Here, take it and go.
Thanks a lot.
I'm always around, but try not to get in my way.
I won't.
That's the kindest thing I've heard you say in a while, Red.
There's too much to be annoyed over.
Alright.
Yeah, like right now I'm in the hub of the game where you upgrade and stuff. The game doesn't actually look like this
You'll see I'm sure
The first page of the memo I'm leaving for you will begin with that
unprecedented metaphysical events
1.50 p.m. on July 4th 2019 and silent the visible shock occurred in Deadford and spread across the entire globe
Immediately afterward, both the world and time itself were torn apart.
The explanation of a singularity collision occurring upon the first attempt that time
travel in human history is inaccurate.
It would be closer to the truth, and a better way to explain the events.
That the collapse of space-time was caused by the simultaneous appearance of multiple
singularities that should not exist in the same space-time, something that should not
exist suddenly appeared.
As a result, most of the world collapsed into another dimension.
This included the present, past, and future of the space-time continuum.
It was like both the end of an irreplaceable world and the beginning of an uncertain world
hovering on a vague boundary line.
Got a good nose on you.
Nice, Jogbina.
You'll get used to it real quick.
This place is chock full of crazy shit, man.
If you need some, I can set some aside for you
without the higher ups finding out, you know?
Hand me some everflow ocean, I'll cook the books.
No sweat.
I need your signature.
Weekly report, sure.
Thanks.
By the way, you into cold stuff?
Yeah, I've been to Roswell, you know?
Oh, seriously, did you see any men in black?
I made my way to a farm where UFO was said to have crashed.
It was just flat lands as far as the eyes can see.
All I could really say was cool and move on.
No way.
Yeah, way.
So I went back to town and wandered around before I knew it, I found a crazy souvenir.
What'd you get?
The back scratchers they sold had Ralsewal, the center of the universe burned into them.
Anywhere's signature, Sarva taking so long.
All good man, this guy's a shock.
Chiratasing's 26!
Okay.
Oh, you can buy ingredients here. Sick. Okay.
How much money do I have? I don't see it anywhere. Not behind my camera.
0. Well, yeah.
I'm broke as fuck.
Yes? I'm ready to get to weekly report sign. From me? From you. Fine. Here you are.
Thanks, that was easy.
The katsu is worth less than the greens used to cook it.
Shut up!
Oh hey, you're done!
So what's your name gonna be and what do you do?
the blooded Donna okay no it's not a
gotcha game it's a pseudo game you got
your second bastard I'm gonna explain
fusion come here a minute instructions
are written right here when you talk to
Luna's like bastard fusion from the
guard a minute you generate a seed that
will generate a critter more powerful
bastards and two of your existing bastards first like the primary bastard as the
base and the secondary bastard finalized combination special combination can
create seeds you never thought possible these are basically summons you use in
battles I think there's a new bastard for you to practice with Scream a delica
Alright, so, Fusion Bastards.
Card Game? No, this is not a card game!
Just hold on until I get to the actual game, alright?
This is just like the hub.
What if I want to fuse these two?
With this one. I'm doing it.
Okay, so Michael has a 99% win rate. That's good. I like Michael. He has a motorcycle
yes wait what the fuck
You've got a new one. You'll definitely need to cultivate it some more to take it with
But it's way stronger now if I'm more seeds. I'm always here for it
This is not an RPG maker game wait so I can harvest him immediately
But did I just put him in again I
I
Guess I got a renaming give you the new one fast eat fastest eater in the US
Adam okay
It's not a farming same just to hold on okay
This is not what the game like looks like you'll see very soon. I'm sure
Hey, welcome to the medical ward. You overheating that big helmet of yours. Hmm. I
know your signature
We could report hard-working boy, aren't you but I kind of hard work pays off around here keep it up
I'm not going. I'm noticed. I promise here you go
Thanks
what signature for what other report we did that kind of thing just kidding I'm
just being a little silly it's kind of work sucks huh give me a sec hey
nimer sonic blast don't go riding on your own big bang settle down these damn
kids here you go thanks wrong special agent Romeo the signature my apologies
The older one gets, the more things they tend to forget.
Goers are things that are never forgotten, seared into one's brain, forever remembered
for better or worse.
Even if my eyesight remains the same, I can see things now that I can never see in my
youth.
Hey man, it's kind of urgent.
So I'll hear your full story later.
Apologies, even if you're yes, take it.
The older one gets, the more they want to pass on to the youth.
Perhaps there's nothing more than the salvages of the elderly.
My home town is saying old foxes bring no traps. Thanks
Of course, I remember quite well a long old people could go on when I was young too before you know what?
I'm just praddling on a trial and business not to though. Sorry. I hear you out another time. There we go
All right, I did it
It was rough, but I did it good work everyone's quite busy. They always put it off
here's something special token of my thanks I got some mango lassi
Romeo I mean dead man we've detected the next singularity prepare for takeoff
when you're ready come to the bridge
Mongoose is sick is so good you got a crush on someone I want you to examine me
Hmm, okay fine. Let's see if you're someone I can trust. I'll figure it out.
Let's start the interview. Are you ready? Be even more sure for than you usually would.
Welcome to the time-shocking labyrinth.
How are you feeling right now? I'm chill.
like a pink afternoon I feel like I'm
going to melt away surrounded by such
peaceful feelings see you
okay
so you're here dead man as soon as we
got the exact coordinates are off
talk about a slave driver agent red
brown what how's the coordinates looking
I told you I'm on it. It's harder than it looks.
It's a feisty one. Kind of hard to pin down.
Hey Deputy Director, is Red Brown a human or a cat?
I can hear you, you know?
I'm a cat, if that matters.
This is not a dating sim. Just hold. Five minutes.
There are all sorts of members in our ranks. It'll be amazed at what you find.
Is there a cat?
Look, you're getting in my way. If you don't buzz off, I'll bite.
Okay, I got the coordinates. This is Christian Phantasm? Special Agent Redbrown, gather all
agents in the briefing room immediately. We'll go! Deadman, go with her.
Target's Christian Phantasm is sector like he says in 1983. It is a space-time
future they discovered in 1862. It appears it has merged and settled around 1983 due to
good dimensional disturbances caused by the great loss.
An excellent chance to get rid of him.
What kind of person is he?
The evil kind.
Using time travel he set up criminal organizations in several time periods.
He's a truly evil man.
Just organizations about which we're aware and number more than...
20.
They're into human trafficking, Oregon trafficking, and much worse too.
You managed to take out 15 of those organizations.
We're currently searching for the rest.
Opening coordinates.
How do I unlock the Greatsword?
I've confirmed the singularity signal in area 34.
Alright.
That's all.
Just as I thought, all hands take dead dry positions.
Yeah, I don't know how I unlock new weapons.
Okay.
Maybe it says here.
Were these weapons?
Yeah, Star Destroyer.
I need Emerald Floatian 200.
I think I spent them all on this minigame.
Right?
Or was this...no, this was debris?
Let me see.
Did I get him back now?
Yeah, I did.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah.
Now we're talking.
Now I can play here.
Yay!
Cool.
Yay!
Alright, let's go.
Sure.
wait what the fuck? oh my okay I am here
Okay, I go here
Yes
It's Romeo
Yes
I think I'm grabbing a debris
I've got a vision on the conventional seer.
Well done, dead man. Enter mission standby. Wilco, is there anything else you can tell
me about our target? You'll learn everything you need to know through combat as the way
of the spacetime police. That's kind of simple. Hurry up and get ready. Your bike's waiting
for you in the hangar. Get ready to enter 1983. Wilka! Get on the bike in the hangar.
I don't know what that is.
The
the
here we are
So here I can summon bosters.
Did I not equip my boster?
Yeah, he's on square.
He doesn't shh. Oh, he's bottom right. Okay. I thought it was bottom left. Okay. What's up?
Damn, what the fuck is this?
I lost half of my health?
Ah shit I did.
I'll have to kill the bunch of them.
I have my little summon now.
does this work okay good shit dude and this is what
Okay, how's the light attack combo?
That's it?
Okay, strong one.
That's the one you can charge up, yeah.
Okay, nice.
It always goes into that.
Okay.
Some space time pharmacies have a feature that allows you to return to the space time
ship.
Okay.
You can teleport back.
Once you access the transfer function of space time pharmacy, you'll be able to select
the space time pharmacy as your starting point, as well as your initial position when re-entering.
Okay.
A little teleport.
Hey, Mars, I think it's fifty-one.
61 chromi of x93, why have you made 60 bars of x18?
Enhanced a melee order verestatikim?
What?
All good.
Oh, that's a nice one.
How much health do you have?
This is not a dating farming thing, no.
a hack and slash with a lot of particle effects
ah dude I couldn't even see the enemy because of the particles in the way
Stop bring them all here
I just did it like 40 hours of Nia with face sniffle
Human warrior great sword wait this is jump attack is no big
Oh nice
Okay
What's happening this vampire survivors run is crazy. I know right
Yeah
Now the jump attack is insane.
Where's this?
Lore?
Is it a new game?
Yeah, it came out...
Well, yeah, it came out yesterday, but it came out of the 11.
I mean, out of 10.
Yeah.
Just Japan.
Make sense, right what are these portals I item oh no now they'll respawn I forgot
Give me I want to make another cut oh butter shake in nice
No, I'm gonna continue to this all after this
Nice
So what's up with this portal? Wait activate recovery. What's the fuck? Wait, what's that?
What just happened? Is this a trap that kills?
I'm fucking shit.
What is going on?
I don't know.
What the hell was that minigame that popped up?
So I can run into this?
That's bad.
Okay.
Yeah, sure.
I can run into this and then I can yes ok yeah don't get this game is
everything it is everything it does yeah it does
I want to know what was up with that minigame that just showed up
Fuck it, whatever.
A gecko.
Oh, it was just to cure the debuff, that was it.
Alright. Red portal equals bad.
Oh
What the fuck
Same same same same same same same same same same
That's all right, that's all right
Floor? Like a scav?
Okay
Save save save save save don't don't don't save okay. No, let me let me let me
Where'd you like particles?
Fingals!
Is this Slope?
I...
No.
I wouldn't call this game Snoop.
I would not.
It's yes, Suda Snoop.
It's hard to explain this game.
It's a hack and slash with a farming simulator and arcade games and cooking, yeah.
I
Hey
No
Easy.
Star Dew Valley-like, yeah.
Something along those lines.
Oh my god, it's...
I'm dead.
Yeah, I can't even see.
I can't even move, it's over, yeah okay and then there's a minor, okay yeah, that's okay
yeah.
It's surprisingly hard, Kyle's winning.
I'm not going back to the ship, this is easy, I'm just balding.
Wait, what the fuck was that?
Alright, it's fine.
Oh my god, the mines on the floor!
Okay, he's the one shooting the mines, alright.
This is orange chocolate.
Man, I'll stop!
Why keep stepping on the mines?
Do you see how many enemies there are?
Do you see how many particle effects there is?
As I'm trying to dodge everything?
It's fucking hard to see these mines, man.
What?
No mind.
I saw it.
It's just a better game, it's that simple, isn't it?
Okay.
Neat.
No mines please.
dead. Alright we're good now. Bring in the buster. What was PS1 Ella taking from? Vampire
survivors okay I did it the blood pistol game no I'm gonna I'm gonna
continue it after this wanted to try this game for a bit it's a pseudo game
you gotta try him
nice
I think 11pm and it's like an hour long, right?
Dead man, focus deeply, dead man.
A man once thought to ridicule endless greed, but is the one who ridicules not also being
ridiculed himself?
The shroud of greed is difficult to unravel, and it continues to drag with it the impure
influence of worldly connections, you who have been dead for so long.
up the particles. There's no particle setting, but I lowered some like post-processing and
shit.
If you'll be honest, the particles would be fine if you could just zoom out the camera.
Like the big lady giant we killed? It was fine there because the camera zooms out.
I don't know what to do with this.
Chowder, thanks for the 113, bruv.
New FMV horror game, part of the 4 is out tomorrow.
There is actually some new horror ones out first, but I want to finish Citro, Citro?
Cicero?
I just don't remember the name.
The one I started yesterday.
Crystal, yeah.
And Crystal was really good.
The fuck is this?
Huh?
Wait, I want to know what that anchor thing is.
No, we're not Soapsong.
What's up with the anchor thing?
Summon for later.
Yeah, this one's gonna play silk song.
Dead man!
Have you seen the light, dead man?
When forced by hunger, even the fiercest bear will descend the steepest mountain.
A dead end calls for a clever plan.
If you travel a hundred miles, think of ninety miles as the halfway point.
That is what I mean.
True, true.
Oh, okay.
Wait, here's this thing again.
Hold, hold.
Yeah, an exorcist sword.
It breaks the mystery seal that divides reality and subspace.
Can I go back and use it now?
I will play Silt Song eventually.
So what does this do?
The key part is here.
There's even a save here.
Shinobi Art of Vengeance? I've heard good things about that.
Wait, what?
This game has been in development since 2001 and no, I doubt that.
Oh my god.
Computers didn't exist in 2001.
True.
There's an epic up there.
I
Didn't I get like a dog I got double dodge
so easy game grease blood is summer attack by my 20%
angel face wait what badges items give me to take out of the field they provide Romeo
various additional effects okay in the equipment tab here here wait that's an
insane badge oh wait no well increase
damage taken by 30% dude I already dying
like three hits
Particles
What is going on?
You turn all famous numbers. I don't let me ah
AHHHHH
I don't think so, no. Yeah, this is the options page, by the way. Horrible day to have eyes.
No, it's not.
This game is like 45 bucks on Steam.
No, it's not it gave us like 45 bucks on Steve
No, no, no, wait if I stand here you can't hurt me 44. Yeah, I'm sure you can put a lot of hours into this though
of
I
Was a 10% off to peak
Any burrowing genomes plan. I mean I'll be down for some lads. I wouldn't I want to play crystal though
Before life we do any lads
is bergling yeah chrysalis good yeah I played it like what three hours yesterday it's super
legit actual good horror-ish game
Yeah salad it's over it's over without doggy treat
me eugenics have you played it master yeah nice
The late time reforming 16 I'd rather do XCOM though.
The same one as Salad's doing, same challenge.
team smaldening
Oh wait, now I'm back here.
Okay well we got the key.
Mugenics is more like into the breach of next com. Yeah.
Return to the hall. Okay I need to get out of here.
I guess through the other TV in the other space subspace
Is it like cold little lamb meat at meat ex-con
Probably willing is but if I were to do like a turn-based game
It will be a ex-con
this tv then. Hell Divers movie 2027. Oh yeah, new Hell Divers.
What about today?
Let's see now, can I return now? Yep, sure can
You, you, had your face scarred.
Sure?
Thanks, simple.
I'm just a classification.
Being human is about keeping your soul.
You, you, you, you, you sound pretty contentious,
I'm pretty contentious, old man.
I didn't mean to get what you're talking about.
And now I'm surviving on soul.
I'm known as dead man.
Oh, I'll die.
To the right.
Person's face, what makes them happy they are.
Not on soul.
It's up to you.
Face.
What's up with this dude?
Anyway, whatever.
I've got a question for you old man.
You know a girl named Juliet?
Long black hair?
I've enjoyed my fellow girls with long black hair.
What's he even about?
AHHHHH
ahhhhhh
see, now this is why greasy ass old man creep people up
I sure do love these ghosties so much
hahahahahaha
Yeah, all right.
Uh, there's space time travel and we gotta stop Juliet or many, yeah, and.
kind of hurts mine to raccoon I'm gonna do a citro this might be another boss fight
Oh
Sick
as long as he still has his head.
That sounds pretty convenient.
Keep it all creepy like that.
A lot about the still hog ramp up.
Leave books and you can learn anything.
All you need to know is to have a library.
Okay, time to take this monster out.
fuck it!
Enhanced Phantasmal
Oh
3d
It's fucking hard hitting this
I'm at least then I was stuck in that. It's fine. Whatever
It's fine
Yeah, I only have one summon I think. Or maybe I don't. No, I have this scream one too.
Pushes enemies away. Yo, hand her on. Take the 8, the system takes 50.
Alright, back to the boss. We gotta beat this boss.
I'm looking to Citroen, C-ero.
C-C-C-Celo? Cero?
Crystal.
It's fucking hard to remember.
So weird name, right?
Fuck, too greedy.
I'm right there, hit him!
Hit on
What are we? You can't probably shoot the lightning yet. Wait gimmicks. Wait, oh fuck up the stand. I thought it was safe standing on the gravel.
I
Is a cool ass death scream
Yeah, let's let's do this it's probably better for this fight
the ground wasn't fully sparkle on the on the gravel I was like that shit is not
connected it should be good all right here we go warmup is completely done
What?
any damage healers
I mean, yeah, I mean, I'm dealing a little bit.
No no no no no no no!
I don't want to get close to these
That's all good
You! You! You! You! You! You!
No, no, first boss also very tanky. I think he's just as difficult to...
I'm trying to shoot him in his yellow eyeball, but it's-
Okay, I can- I'll hop down now.
Now I can maybe-
Fuck, but don't over-
Why is my turret cosmetic, do something.
My turret is completely cosmetic.
It might be that you just need to, like, make up for your gear and just farm.
It might be that you need to farm a lot in this.
Well, halfway there!
Yep.
just don't did it no okay even his eyeball isn't a weak spot
He saved me!
Yeah, shoot it! There we go! Better, better!
I mean, we're getting there, just don't get greedy.
wait you mix you mix wait what the fuck
okay he shorted in the arena
Oh fuck. What the fuck? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Shit. Yeah.
Yeah!
Wait, has the weak spot up in his brain? I saw it!
How the fuck am I gonna hit that?
That's a- wait arena, arena, arena, arena, no!
Oh my god this fight!
Okay, but now we know there's another weak spot there, okay.
This should be easy now. I know all the gimmicks.
I know all the gimmicks.
You don't call me make yeah game it gave me a dank so far it's a bit of a I
I am seizure
but it's definitely got style
Shut your ass!
of
the
of
the
of
Okay, brain, brain.
Show brain, show brain.
Okay.
I'm too greedy.
Are you kidding me?
I'm too greedy.
Brain, show brain, show brain, show brain, show brain, show brain, damn it, open brain,
Okay.
Minus one.
Brain!
Fuck!
I need one more hit.
Oh, okay, don't get greedy now.
Dude!
who don't do it don't
okay yeah that was that was great
No, I'm no greedy in this stream.
Wait for that to go away.
Don't get greedy.
Oh, no, not this again.
Oh my god the gimmicks in this fucking fight is insane.
Why can't I shoot that one?
What?
Oh.
The gimmicks are insane in this fight.
I guess I could go and upgrade my sword.
I have like, 500 or something?
I think I actually can upgrade my sword. Is there a save point here?
Uh, let's see.
Save point, save point.
Yeah, there.
Let me go back and see if I can upgrade. I'm pretty sure I can.
What is this enhanced thing?
Oh, you act- you access this immediately. Okay.
Here I can increase attack power, yeah.
Yeah, now this should be a huge difference, right?
Huge difference here.
Okay, so you can just do it here. That's nice huge difference right now
Maybe orange I bit it. No, it's not bad. I just haven't upgraded it was challenge run
Now like this should be huge difference. That was two level ups
Oh
Holy
No, my other sub is just to knock the enemies away.
I was unlucky. Okay, I was a little bit greedy. I was a little bit greedy, but you see the damage difference. It's huge. It's huge. It's huge.
Yeah, same damage as no more heroes.
Okay, now I win though. If I don't win now, it's big wash. Big wash.
Yeah.
Stay at the clothing.
Fuck it.
Okay, yeah, sure, whatever, it's fine.
No way.
Where's the stair?
Assh!
Oh!
I
Got stuck in
of
I can't stop and shoot them because there's there's fucking lightning everywhere
If I stop and shoot them I'm dead anyways. What is going on?
Blyat!
Battle rules, like 69 reason makes 40. I think you know what I think I'm just gonna save my super move to interrupt that
So I don't have to deal with the gimmicks.
That's fine.
a little bit greedy it's fine
Why is my turret cosmetic shooting?
Alright, bring out the gimmicks then, let's see what happens.
out the gimmicks then yeah
What is this face?
like there's just lightning bolts everywhere there's just lightning bolts
everywhere and I'm chased by this huge triangle that I can't remove it
dude I'm I'm murdering so easily and then it's like nah if player too good equals spam gimmick
What are you doing?
I do not.
It's literally just the gimmick that's killing me.
The rest is so free.
Wait now!
What? It's fine.
Oh, so this is so... I like it. I like it. I like it. It's the same thing over and over and over again.
Oh my god.
I don't even know if you can remove it.
And so is our gas
It's just like it's just one gimmick that kills me over and over
over and over and over
Oh, look how much I'm kicking ass!
I
Ballstered shoot him the buster doesn't even fucking work after time I swear
Are you kidding me?
Oh yeah, maybe it's directional.
Ahhhhhh
Ahhh, that would...
Ahhhhhh
What if I just stay in here?
Oh, you can cancel the lightning too! Easy.
Gimmick face?
Do the gimmick face then pussy?
Wait, no! It didn't cancel this time!
Gimmick!
Brain, show brain. Show brain.
show brain show brain
are you keep
Okay, so yeah, you definitely can't shoot this thing.
I finished Nioh 3 yesterday, yeah.
Okay, I think it disappeared.
Oh my god, this is it.
Yes!
Oh, I didn't get gimmick this time obviously I win
Looking pretty badass crawling towards me like that
I need to cut this space-time infection out like a rooster!
Finish him off!
For the world!
No!
Space-time in stemble will be further prone to chaos!
So this is the kind of dude who's been screwing with space-time?
This is some bullshit!
Yeah, the entire world is controlled by a select few!
If that select few are evil and funny to take over the world,
then the hammer of justice must be brought down upon them!
Romeo!
No! Get back!
Will he be the one to feel the wrath of your Hanner of Justice?
It's not up to me to decide whether or not this is justice.
There's one thing I'm sure of.
It's that this guy is evil.
I don't know just how evil you are.
Just how much you've bounced around for your time.
And made him relax again and again, dad.
Honestly, I don't care.
That's some tasty bloodlust you got there, but it's not yet enough to kill me.
Romeo, no. Deadman! Don't waste too much time talking with this guy. You're gonna screw up the temple!
Your grandfather seems careful and meticulous.
I can see right through your wickedness you get to this age you see things you don't even want to see
Do it
Side has been burning while very highs. It was a summer of 1862
The northern army had invaded my town.
Attempting to free the slaves.
The northernists tried crossing the only bridge into the village.
It was so easy.
We blew up the bridge and killed them all.
You told me.
of
Shut your ass.
Ass.
Star Lumiere god, are you serious?
Yeah, it resonates at somewhat high frequency.
The levels seem pretty short.
Oh, that's the one I unlocked before.
Inferno are you here Inferno?
Change all swords kind of tight actually. I quite like it.
Okay, so this you only need if you have like high level weapon.
I mean, basic melee attack power is what you want.
Oh, this path is scuffed.
Yay, exactly!
You can restart it if you want it to, like, a more optimal route.
Oh, this is a very- ah, fuck. Fuck, I gotta restart it. There's a really good one up there.
I need to do this.
No, I didn't mean to go down there!
FUUUUU!
This is another healing item here, so I can carry two instead of one.
Oh, yeah, you can rewind, right.
Yeah, you can rewind, right.
Yeah, if you want.
That's cool.
How's it hangin'?
Ah, no thanks.
Is it, uh, a Citral time?
Wait, maybe I can, uh, cook again.
No, I need potato nutmeg, but I can make something else.
I can make this.
Let me cook, let me cook.
Okay. How do you do this? Okay. I'm holding it.
I'm holding it. So when is it cooked?
Do I need to hit close to 180? Is that what it is?
Or is that too much? I don't know.
Okay. Okay. Is that what it is? All right. Now.
Now. Oh.
Oh
Okay, I have another food here revenge
Does the key can't you like slowly move it up
No, you don't even have to do it. It's literally just press X. That's it
Okay, I got this
No, okay, okay, okay.
No, okay, no, no, no, that's good, that's good, no, that's good, hey, okay, we take a,
take a sick yeah we take an a that
increases melee attack power for 20
second oh yeah no increase melee attack
power by 35% for 25 seconds I think this
This kid was looking for ya.
You love it, don't you?
Here I go.
I'm gonna blow your mind.
Time to show him around, man.
Time-shifting on one.
I'm excited.
I can hear the metronome of your love and no one can stop the sweet beating of one's heart.
What's up, Warfare?
My normal temp?
Fuck, do I know?
97.
Fucking Fahrenheit.
That's a bit high.
Oh, shit.
watch out see you wait so you have to like get everything correctly or what
examine again I don't really get what the point of this is wait she has not you
have to get 99 questions correctly
I'm worried about her temperature if it falls below 95 your metabolism
Tell us maybe slowing down
disrupting your hormone balance see you okay, so that's
What you you actually have to do 99 questions
Okay, I'm excited I
Haven't checked
Honestly, what if your temperature was at room temperature?
Just kidding.
My job isn't about your body temperature, but the temperature of your heart.
You might be experiencing the early stages of love, a dream where I'm flying, where
I'm being chased.
That could be a sign that anxiety is catching up to you, but you can't just keep running
away.
What would you do if it was me chasing you?
99?
What do you get if you get them all? I'm intrigued.
I'm excited. I haven't checked.
flying? That's a sign of your desire for freedom, but are you going to fly right over me too?
See you. You've been trying this for the last hour, you're at question 63. That's insane.
I don't remember.
When you dream about something you're not supposed to know about, a switch flips on
to make you forget.
Did you feel a little uneasy this morning?
That might be proof that we met in your dream.
Is anything hurt recently?
My chest.
No, my Kokoro.
My heart.
If you can feel the pain, then you're fine.
If you can't feel anything, then it's probably serious.
Are you ready to let me examine your heart?
See, that was correct.
Cry with them.
Listen to them.
Listening means having the courage
to enter the other person's world.
The world's words can sometimes get in the way, see?
I gotta write these fucking answers down.
I might really get to do this.
Nah, fuck this.
We can play the horror game.
We got to finish the horror game.
Is it 99 questions, dude?
You have to redo it every time.
Cry with them. The person crying must be thinking, you're my partner in this synchronized swimming competition.
you
Okay, um, nah, dude 99 questions is insane.
There's a quest guide by Jen.
Uh, for a member.
My heart.
Leave them alone here.
This may sound cold, but it could be the most sensitive response.
Tears can change the meaning of the moment someone sees them.
Your sense of boundaries is pretty good.
Is there anything you wish you could forget but can't?
I'm trying to forget it now.
Are you unable to override or delete whatever it is?
You know, that zip folder inside your heart.
Would you let me open it up?
Do you least want to let go of the time before I go to sleep?
The shadows of eyelashes swaying the dark night. It's time to shed our lies and truths
If you heard my voice going meow there, would that cause you trouble?
A break
From the day ends my heart comes down like a magic spell was put on it
today you're flying first class taking off from the seat next to me dude I'm
on a roll right now do you believe in fate sometimes the traffic light
melanous chance sometimes flashes depending on whether you stop or go you
may pass love by don't you agree I don't do you have any secrets that you can't
tell anyone I don't know by the time the night quietly closes the curtains of
your heart secrets may already be living there wait yo just gonna think I'm
googling but no I actually see the pattern here they don't need a deed or
anything see
Okay, I gotta write the answers down after write the answers down chat
It's not cheating to write the answers down.
Let's see.
It's two?
What?
Two?
Three?
No, I can't do Ninety-Nineties!
Let's play the horror game.
3.
1.
2.
3.
I have to top out every time.
Three.
One.
Oh yeah Steve notes, I should use Steve notes.
Here.
Two, three, three, one, two, three.
Did I say a break here? Was that correct?
Yeah. Wait, sometimes. Three and two. Three... three and two.
Wait, did I say I don't know here? Oh, fuck it's over. I don't remember which
question I failed yes that's okay people who claim to have no secrets are the
ones who blurt them out the moment the lights come on I just might sneak in on
your secret little room tonight myself oh that was correct one if you were able
to enter the world video game what would you pick a background audience member
of a fighting game so much cool to stay true to yourself even when you're not in
the spotlight okay I win I win that was number two no
That was question 13 dude question 13
but I mean it's it's it's fast to get
back there though to no I can't do this
I can't
What
33
No, you don't have to do this at all.
It's just here in the game somewhere, for some reason.
I don't know what you get for doing this, but you gotta answer 99 questions correctly.
One. Two. Three. One. It's supposed to say one here. This is supposed to be a one. And
Now it's 2-1.
No?
This is supposed to be 3. A break.
This is supposed to be 3.
And then...
And then it's 2.
What the hell? What the fuck did I write?
Okay.
Yes.
Now it's one. Now it's one. Okay, a fantasy RPG recovery item. Let's try one.
It's three. It's three on this one.
What did I miss the question?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.
What question am I on now? I don't even know, but I know the answers though.
I know the answers.
Three.
Time before I go to sleep.
That's one.
Where am I on my notes?
Because apparently I missed one question in my notes.
And now it's three for a break.
Okay.
And now it's two, one, three.
It's 2-1-3 now.
Sometimes...
Two...
One...
And now it's the video game question.
Three. Okay.
Quietly ending everything at the very end.
No one can resist the silence of the curtain call.
How evil. Actually, I might want to try getting swallowed up by you too.
Wait. When do you feel most alive?
Okay
When I smell my favorite scent
Sins tend to knock on the door of your memory. I hope you'll be able to remember the scent of this room once in a while, too
this is so dumb what the fuck is this okay two three three one
Two.
Three.
One.
Three.
Yeah, I have it correctly.
Two.
No, wait.
Yes.
Two, one.
Shut up!
One.
Three.
Curry
That must be your soul craving spice
But be careful not to overcook your love life
Okay, so next one is two
But this is bullshit
Two
Three
3, 1, 2, 3, 1, 3, 2, 1, 3, 2.
These are love letters written by the heart, even when trying to hold them back.
They end up in the mailbox anyway.
Maybe I'll get one of your letters someday too.
Just kidding.
Wait, what the fuck?
What game would you bring to a deserted island?
Don Don Pachi Sai Dai Joju?
I don't fucking know.
Three?
It's definite work in the series.
The story of the element dolls is also really interesting.
tell me what's correct please if I were to this round I'd probably miss being
able to dress up like they do with it don't say it it's not three
Okay, two, three, three, three, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Maybe less than three.
One, two, three, one, three, two, one, three, two, one, or two here.
Let's do one then.
In a hyper world, the motion should be able to run wild too.
Hehehe, getting rid of that, he just might be even a bit... don't fucking say it.
Don't...
It's a team.
Two. Three. Three. One. Two. Three. One. Three. Two. One. Two. Three. Two. One. Three.
3...
2...
1...
3...
2...
The sadness of the heartbeat stopping the moment the combo ends, but continuing on even after it breaks. Maybe that's love itself.
Wait, what do you do on your days off?
Play video games.
your concentration is impressive but be careful hitting continue on love too
many times can make you forget to save in the end how am I always getting them
wrong also how do I enable like the steam overlays I can see achievements I
want to see because this is probably an achievement right in the game
Uhhhhhhhhh
Notifications here. Wait, is it?
Anytime. That's toast, right?
Wait, shit, what did I just pick? The first? Did I pick the second answer? Well, I'll know when I get there, whatever.
This music is gonna...
End me.
two three three one two three one three two one three two three two
One, let's say one.
It's important to check the weather forecast before going out.
I'll give you your love forecast too.
Ooooooh!
RISMASTER!
Alright.
One.
Today, watch out for heart palpitations with a chance of excitement.
I
Okay wait for someone to come this is question 14 so you sometimes end the day just waiting
to receive a message you thought it was morning but suddenly it's already evening with tomorrow
What would you do if you heard my ringtone right then he
Maester there is
Wait, what job of a movie do you want to watch right now horror horror horror horror horror? Please be horror, please
Those who pursue love always suffer terribly at the beginning of the story like Kirk and Pam
Don't say see you
Straightforward love is fragile and ephemeral, so...
Why is this in the game? I don't even get it!
okay it's not horror what is it then comedy let me guess I'm also wrong about
one sometimes just want to laugh hysterically right the name of the
That car in my favorite movie is Love Machine.
Wanna take a ride?
Yes!
Okay, it's one.
Okay.
Are you possibly on a trampoline right now?
Just one foot.
Stuck right in the middle between love and hate.
Unable to take that first step.
Could that mean your heart is ready to leave?
Wait, that was correct.
Two, that was a two, right?
Oh my God, we're moving fast.
Yes! What does your face look like in the mirror?
Someone else's face.
Are you okay? That mirror. Maybe it's a mirror that only reflects the truth.
Maybe it's about time you remember just who the real you was.
Listen, she likes the vague answers chat. It works every time.
It was two. It was two. Two. Where do you start washing in the bath?
My head.
That means you're the type that prioritizes your ideals.
As much as you may try to hide them with bubbles, your true feelings might still be there at
DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM!
We got like three questions further though.
Yeah.
Yow yow
My feet
Reality is right there at your feet. I'm proud of you for being so grounded. Was that correct? Was it correct? Three?
But maybe no no no no no no don't fucking give me that oh
Yes, it was correct
Maybe you should try stepping away from reality once in a while with me
Okay, what kind of poster would you put up in your room?
The Windows XP wallpaper?
That has to be correct.
I wish I could escape from my daily life.
Boring blue like that taskbar.
And feel you-
What am I dealing with in my life?
Okay, uh, favorite band, maybe?
Is your favorite band a death metal band?
Then Bolt Thrower is the perfect guide for the strategies of love.
Oh, was that correct?
Two?
It was two.
What was all about roaring and charging forwards?
what if I said I wanted to watch that movie together with you just maybe our
names could show up in the end credits maybe you should go back and play an
easier game like darkest and then with the last year's play mod is tall in
state this easy wait what would you do with a half full cup you drank out of
yesterday just leave it there fuck it she's gonna love it is that some kind of
an offering for something water that has been left untouched frozen in time it's
pure innocence and romantic
Huh?
What am I doing?
Huh?
Yeah, yeah.
Huh?
Yeah, yeah.
Huh?
What?
Haha, yeah, I'm too far gone now. I mean, I'm 20 questions in.
Throw it out.
Yeah, there's 99. You're able to brush off broken hearts and on a recorded love easily
But how am I always getting the last one correct every fucking question like
3v5!
Or even am I?
Alright, hmm, hmm, you'd really keep drinking it?
There could be dust, germs, or bugs in it, right?
But maybe love is kind of the same way.
There are definitely moments when you just can't go back.
Which direction do you face when you sleep?
Oh, okay!
Oh, I'm gonna say, oh.
When the stains on the ceiling start to look like stars, you know you're a true romantic.
It sort of makes me feel nauseous.
Don't say it.
You may want to embrace the stars, but you just can't re-
oh as a reward for beating this 99 questions nightmare what about some
Garfield cop to ease your mind
Where am I
three, two, two, three, one, two, two, three, three, one.
Okay it's gotta be right then, it has to be.
When facing Rite, you can feel a strange sort of loneliness, but someday someone will be
there to hold you tight, I'm sure of it.
Every fucking question I always get the last one correct
Like if I just get like some some mojo going we could get like five questions in one go and it will be in so quick
But no, it's uh what what what what what way are you facing when you sleep left the rider up?
Yeah, I wouldn't like how am I even supposed to guess what like no which one is correct
It's just a guessing game. It's just like actual dating
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, why have I written three here? It should be a two.
Facing left is easy on your body. Showing that you're a real achiever on nights when you just want some warm turning to the left helps.
What would you do if I were the final boss?
Destroy the world together. Come on! This has to be correct!
Dude!
Wow, a surprise accomplice? How about we cause some real chaos together? It's just a fantasy, so it won't get in trouble, right?
I can't do this. I can't do this.
I can't do it.
Give me the fucking steam guide. Where's the steam guide?
It's right there.
It's one click away.
There's 99 questions we know that.
What?
Come on, see.
Huh?
Hmm.
Huh?
Heh heh.
Huh?
Heh heh.
Huh?
Escape.
Heh heh.
Real bravery can be having the courage to turn your back before drawing your sword.
When it really matters to stay away, come on, it's best.
Oh my god, please tell me that was correct.
Okay, it was. What color is your heart right now?
Bomb dye blue.
Not the color it makes for loneliness and gentleness.
Deluded with the sparkle of the sun.
Why don't you try increasing the saturation of your heart?
Huuuugh!
Wait, shit! That was three!
How do you feel the moment you wake up in the morning?
Like I want to go back to sleep.
I want to stay all wrapped up and warmth in a scent of dreams forever too.
But wake up! I'll finish watching the rest of your dreams for-
I-I can't do this. I'm pulling up the guide.
We-we gotta pull up the guide. This is-
It's gonna take 12 hours.
Shit suck over a major ass.
Okay, here we go!
I don't even know what I said here. What did I even say last time?
I'm gonna say one.
There are mornings when I just want to leave everything behind in my dreams too. Okay, I didn't say this before
But my true desire isn't to forget but to rewrite my memory
I
This is just dumb like you're supposed to use a guide for this there's no doubt there is no doubt
That's the magic of the morning, even though everything has yet to start, you feel that
glimmer of hope.
But today, don't let it end with just that feeling.
Well, how would you feel if the sky suddenly turned pink?
Very sad, I guess.
I might not just be the sunset, the sky's knocking on the door to the depths of your
heart.
Letting you know the love is on the way.
It's so fucking over.
As if her being pink has something to do with anything in this fucking question.
The shit she asks makes no sense.
It's just a guessing game for 99 questions.
Hehehe.
Ha!
Hmm, she's...
Ha!
Hmm, hmm.
Ha, huh?
Hehehe!
Hehehe.
Oh my God, she's...
Ha!
Hehehe!
Hehehe.
Ha!
Um... make me take a photo.
The sound of the shutter might capture an image of love.
Go post that photo on social media and start a like war.
Was that three?
That was three, right?
But there's only one like that's really mad.
It's just a 33% guessing game for 100 questions or 99.
That's all it is!
There's no logic behind any of this!
Let me see!
How far have I gone in terms of questions?
Let me see here.
I'm gonna shove it
Why did I write three there?
What the hell?
I didn't even see what question it was.
Oh, I wrote it before I realized it was wrong and it fixed it. Oh yeah, she baited me, right?
Nah, we play horror now. Fuck this. We can finish the horror game, dude.
I've stared for so long at these numbers, they don't even look like numbers anymore.
Oh
Let's go
Wait what no oh my god, I did it again. I looked at the wrong. I can't I can't fucking calm
I can't fuck this fucking game this game sucks. Oh my god
Yeah, I wasn't even a third in of those questions by the way, I wasn't even a third
Fucking hell
Not even a third way in
That's crazy that is crazy
easy. Oh man. What do you get? Do you get like a big weapon?
Little Uncle literally play anything but Witcher 3. Instead of playing this one third 99 game,
Imagine all the races you could have lost to Cascale at Instag. What? A waste.
Will you just get an achievement?
Hey, you.
No, I think the game auto saved anyways, but whatever.
Game's cool, but it's a bit of like an eyesore sometimes.
What's the reviews? They should be very positive. Yeah.
Sudah 51 makes a day of Kojima looks saying it's true. It's true.
Performance is abysmal 50 19 have to go to medium settings.
Old Allah would have done it.
New Allah is just old, and bald, and washed the rays.
Old Allah would have caved immediately and just used the guide.
So true.
So hecking true.
Dude, I still hear the fucking music in my head.
Fulkin, eh, man?
Fulkin, Romeo is a flushed man.
I mean, the game is actually interesting, and it's very wacky, but it's a bit of an eyesore to look at for a longer period of time, because the particle effects are so insane.
I really hope they leave, like they add an option to change it.
That's what I hope.
Now garfing?
No, we have a horror game, bro.
Crystal.
It's a good game, this one.
Yeah, that's like, I think my only complaint is the damn particle effects in this.
Like there's even a point where I can't even fucking see what's happening because there's just too many
You swing on one enemy like there's three enemies in front of me you swing once and then it's like
Whoa, it's crazy man
Crazy you
Co crazy
I
Did it did it did it did it do
You couldn't see shit Barry was ass. Yeah, not to which bit right friendly, so we're here on it's on my wishlist
Prism was good, yeah. I like it a lot.
Some people in the Vogue chat seem to dislike it.
I mean, cameras, you've seen my chat.
This game is not that spooky. It's got definitely some horror stuff, but it's more like a mix
between like BioShock and Resident Evil-ish? I don't know. It's kind of hard to say. You'll
see see what they said seven what's even funnier than six seven seven seven
dude thanks for the 17 and cool that I think five years man couldn't even live
29 their birthday swift to yeah maybe I should try X comm soon yeah max yeah I
I started this game yesterday.
Let me turn off my controller.
Yo, what up?
What do I think, Aromio?
It's a cool game, but it suffers from like
an immense amount of particle effects.
Like, a lot of particle effects.
It becomes a bit of an eyesore after a while.
but it is very very creative and very charming it is I just wish you could
lower the particle effects so bother me the most
yeah and twitch bitrate is definitely not making better a god gamer like you
will love xcom 2 it's gonna be a few cozy streams
True, true. Thank you.
Have I learned Slides XCOM journey? Not too much because I don't want to get spoiled.
Yeah, I missed a shotgun yesterday, but I'm sure you'll come back there though.
Wait, how haven't I been here before?
Wait, did I load the wrong save?
Wait.
Oh shit, I did.
Yeah.
Thought it was weird.
Thanks.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Show me schedule for 8.
What?
Clock equals wise.
Well, we tried a few.
Ms. Ann, as you requested, I have connected the central clock to the access point to the
tabloid.
At the scheduled time, the balcony doors will open to accommodate the audience in 15 minutes
before the performance of Stage Elevator with the sends.
okay well well well
but but but I bought a bad I don't know that is another clock there we could
check but
What?
20 over 8.
Okay.
Romeo is a flushed man.
Believe it, I'm finally going to see Anna's Tina dance.
I've been dreaming about this for years.
You know I do anything to my little screen.
Happy birthday.
I don't know how you got the tickets, Dad, but I don't care.
Even if you had to make a deal with the son himself.
I almost did.
This is the best birthday ever!
and then we hit the hit man gone
So in this game, you use your blood, your health as ammo, and you use your gun as ammo,
So, it's kind of painful to miss your shots.
What a buffering.
I guess I'll go out the window then.
This is deathless.
I actually haven't died.
I hear a bird.
I hear a cage bird, yeah, there.
Yeah, this game is 8 bucks, yeah.
like crazy what did you expect she's been obsessed with Miss Anna ever since
she started dance classes I just hope those tickets were with the fortune I
paid for them that girl might be as talented as they say
I was a 15. No, I think you're right. I think it's 15 actually.
I hear a drone.
Alright, this is the other elevator side, okay?
Is this block from the other side?
No, you need to do Femmi Fem.
and
So easy.
Okay.
And it did me a row in here.
Oh, one of these.
Yeah, there's like upgrades and shit.
You need those things to do it.
of
the
I'll see you.
see you
Wait shit, what time was it? Up there? Wait, wasn't it something with...
He's stuck in that time.
Yeah...
Why though? Wait, will this stay open?
Hmm.
I should try a different time.
Oh my god this is clockwise all over again.
Let's go with this just because...
Hey you!
Ba-da-ba-ba just keeping it from moving.
Yes, we know.
We know. Ah fuck. We know.
You'll mix like six years, dude. Thank you.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Any other buttons here? No, no, the buttons.
I wonder why it's stuck on that though, because now I'm just up here again.
This is certainly a puzzle that needs solving.
Maybe it means, it talked about the starting time and 15 minutes prior?
But there's no way up without having the elevators active.
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
appy
oh wait
here
a straight boy
you choose three
nothing wrong with it
but you should embrace new opportunities you love to
see you
less than three
shhhh
thanks
We saved in the basement.
If I block the stage and lift them up here,
those monsters won't be able to follow you.
Trust you.
Are you kidding me, Carlos?
If the Dormenders see me with you,
all of them are rotting in the darkest cell of the tower.
Listen to me.
I'd never let anything happen to you.
I...
I'd be in love with you since the first time I saw you dance.
So if you can't trust my words, then trust what I feel.
I hope so. Seriously. You waited for the end of the world to say that? You idiot. Alright, but promise me you'll come back for me.
I promise.
Don't make promises again, Keep Mood!
Salari Brooch? Oh, is this- what number is this? Uh, three.
I see the problem with the gears.
I do?
What up, Svensson?
Oh, I guess I removed him.
Yeah, I should be able to do the stage elevator now, so that's cool.
That's the one that was stuck, but it's not stuck anymore.
The gun sounds awesome!
It's so meaty!
What was the time where it got stuck?
It was like 850 or something.
745 but what about the room upstairs there's like a bonus room up there but
How would you ever get to it?
Well, maybe you get to it. Oh, you're gonna come out of that room, maybe
I'm gonna absorb
Sapphire medallion something on the back
Oh, dude, I can't get the nurse music out of my head, please.
I should play xcom bro that's what I should with a twitch integration with a twitch integration
and...
...mod.
Yeah, it's not by a shock, yeah.
But believe me, I never wanted things to turn out this way, but they are real, just
like you, craved the blood that runs through my veins.
And when I refused to be part of that foolish ritual, he threatened to hurt my mermaids.
Those girls are the closest thing I've ever had to a family and I loved them like they were my own.
I'd give my life before let that bastard lay a finger on them.
Yeah, honest man. I think that's what salad's playing.
Oh, yeah, I'm back here now. That means I should be able...
Where is shot the gun?
man yeah
I'm trying to remember where the shock in
is because now I have the bolt cutter
Oh fuck she's here
You've earned a little discount. Ah, okay
Sure three percent off cuz I cuz I've freed three crows
I'm drippin nice
I'm trying to see you.
What is holy blood?
I know I went in here.
It will not open from this side.
Can't I switch floors?
Okay.
Puzzle.
Oh, okay.
It should open from the other side. Okay. This game? No, this game's sick.
No complaints. I guess the...
The yellow paint can be a bit extreme.
Right now I'm back here, okay.
Here we need some stuff.
That's one.
But where did I find the shotgun?
I...
Oh...
Hey!
Yeah!
Holy shit!
Oh!
Gotta get down. Get down on it.
Could it have been over here in this direction?
It should show on the map.
Wait, where the hell am I now?
I ain't ever been here before.
Yo, Strom, this game's good!
what
What?
Yeah, this game is cheaper, it's value. It is surprisingly cheap.
Where would you when I needed you most I gave you my face my whole life
Another broach noise
How long is this game I had zero clue
zero please bro man bro please right now I'm kind of just trying to remember
where I saw the shotgun because I have bolt cutter
I
Maybe it was over this way I yeah, she's on that side so it should be over here
But I can't get there yet, it's 12, I'm sick.
Was it this?
I think it's this room right here, yeah.
I believe it was here.
So we'll run into it eventually, I'm sure.
Yo, it's Axe.
Prisma is more digestible than Romeo.
Oh yeah, dude, Romeo made me like, tired in my eyes.
I did not lose to dating sim I could have easily done that all right
Okay.
Is anyone there?
And a bell?
Isn't that you?
And a bell?
What's the meaning of this?
Let me go right now.
You don't understand if I...
This seat didn't just leave you at my door by accident.
It was a gift.
Our lord refused to let us die.
Don't be ridiculous.
I was a little scared.
I was scared.
Fuck.
Don't be ridiculous. I was hurt.
I had nowhere else to go.
I was just looking for help, that's all.
Annabelle.
What are you planning to do with me with that knife?
Wait, wait, wait, please.
Don't do something you'll regret.
Let me go.
We can still talk this through.
I think if I keep going this way, I might run into the shotgun.
Because I was just outside the shotgun last time, I just didn't have the bolt equals cutter.
You jumped from the hiccup?
I am not sorry, for I am human.
Oh no.
I think you gotta find the button.
Yeah, seems like it.
Well, we continue then.
You're saying Snips didn't remind me of Pirates of Caribbean, gotta worry, watching out?
Man, I haven't seen that in so long.
I recently finished a new Fear Street movie though, from Queen.
There were some good kills in there.
of
death
of
the
I'm watching the slender man movie now it sucks it's a walk pad movie
right now yeah like if I use my walk pad
I did it today it's not a great movie
haven't finished it though but that is
full. Maybill change. Oh yeah, I gotta watch the news on until moving.
Uh-oh. Fuck.
Can't hide forever.
There's no point in hiding.
Oh
She had a really good kill yesterday on that NPC guy.
What was that?
Found you!
You can't run, brother!
You can't run forever!
We'll meet again, Assassin!
I see you!
no yeah we're watching Sony's data play tomorrow yeah
when will I do Dark Souls perma is randomized auto-quip you're like a year
too late in time reader I did it I did that like a year ago
DS2 ran and got the update. Wait, what update was that, Salad?
I
Do
makes it so the game doesn't scale early game but get scale later on Arizona's
get super easy at the end. Oh, totally. New DS2 rando arc.
I should be able to get through.
W.
I'm like a bird once I win.
You just joined your ears are bleeding moe. Yeah, you're still smoking though
All right.
San Andreas Chaos Mod is a good idea too.
Something we gotta do.
That's a true Andrew right there.
I want to get this shogun!
Yeah, he's a flushed man, Falcon.
What?
You know, that maybe you've never felt warmth beyond the flames of the sun.
Wink wink.
You mean, that is none of your business?
Aha! Now it all makes sense. No wonder you're colder than an iceberg.
I took vows, alright? I chose this path. I... do not have to explain myself to you.
No shame, Gabe. But between you and me, have mindset's a little outdated, don't you think?
Enough. I am not putting up with this nonsense any longer.
Can't wait for RE9's sticks, your hapkusticks. I'm really hapkusticks too, I even have a corp before it. Very based.
Hossel.
It's been a year since mother left me in charge and I still don't feel like I belong.
Ondina made it clear from the start, I'm not welcome.
Nere- Nereida is getting worse and I feel more alone every day.
The girls keep giving me those looks as if I were to blame.
But what was I supposed to do? They all know the risks of this trade.
I'm already doing more than enough by taking care of her.
Brisa's ballroom is a complete mess, and water won't stop leaking.
It looks like the fountain of tears.
Sylvester told me the pipes are falling apart, it doesn't sound cheap, and I doubt knocking
down a few walls will fix it.
I wonder if they'll blame me for this, too.
Galena won't stop complaining about the noise from the construction.
She says she hasn't been able to sleep at night.
However, my biggest concern is still Ninfa and the child.
to the sea, the room is far enough from all the commotion.
The atmosphere has been the same for weeks, except for my dear Ninfa.
She's the only one on my side.
She knows exactly what I did for her when we found out that she was pregnant with Pabda
Daroyo's child.
That pig breaks the rules just because he can.
Others have been judged for far less, but Mother prefers to look the other way.
Why is she so afraid of him?
Today, Pabda Daroyo came by again asking about Ninfa.
We told him she was unwell, fully aware of the danger the boy would be in if that monster
ever discovered his existence.
Delfina offered to take her place.
I just hope she will not have to use the knife she always keeps hitting under her pillow.
Today I could have sworn I saw Ondina spying on me.
I'm certain that if someone has been poisoning the girl's mind, it's her.
Mother says that after tonight, everything will change, that I just need to hold on a
little longer.
I don't know what she's planning, but if a royal is involved, I doubt it's anything good.
Hmm.
What?
What guns? Oh yeah, of course. You do most of the time. I know. I'm aware.
Is that Sticks Corpuff or PC version? Uh, I don't know yet. Actually, I think I get to the side.
Wait, okay. Oh, well, okay. We see Kedalk in there.
the
I saw Omdina spying on me. Someone has been poisoning girls' minds here.
This is gonna be a tough puzzle, I think.
This is definitely not the-
That's definitely not the, um, ballroom.
Oh.
Oh yeah, we sl-
Oh
Well we see that one there
Unless these are just in order and it's just boom boom it can all can anchor
Spider-downs thanks for 47
I mean, we know Kedalkin and...
Kedalkin and Anker, I guess, are next to each other.
But that's just the theory.
of
I'm not going to be part of this, Elfina.
Don't you get it?
That bitch gets rich when we whisk our necks for scraps.
Look at poor Delfina, stuck in bed.
What happened to her was a tragedy, yes, but Miss Martha had nothing to do with it.
She's always been kind to me.
Or have you forgotten who helped me when I got pregnant?
She was the only one there for me.
It's my turn to protect her.
Are we clear?
Clear as the sea.
Um, and justin, thanks for 92, I remember you saying you might want to revisit one-day bleak faith.
Yes, uh, don't know if you won't know this, but a DLC would be at least for the end of summer. Yeah, yeah, could be a cool, wait, let me, let me just make sure, bleak faith, um...
wait oh yeah it's this one they're making a DLC for this one that's cool
hey that's kind of cool yeah I should actually replay that because I never
finished it I flushed but apparently they've like really reworked that game
So see you see you
Why see you
B.
Bree says room.
only four we need though. There's only four we need to open this. A. So is this like A,
B. C.
Voim? Yeah, I think I played it.
A demo.
There is no one called anything with A though, so it's not their names.
It's not even anyone would see.
Okay, so it's literally just like 1, 2, 3, 4 and you take those symbols. Okay.
So first symbol is the one over there.
I think the it's the anchor could all can and then I can brute force
At least I think so unless it's more complicated
Wait, what?
Ah, this is okay.
So the symbols are just for the bonus.
Wait, what? There's another...
There's another one!
Wait, now it's even more confusing!
What about this safe, then?
Moreover, the little brat had been nervous to threaten to turn us in.
What can we do if her mother finds out we're as good as dead?
She's right. This Pina would never forgive us.
Easy now. Just go warn the others. I'll make sure she keeps her mouth shut.
I'm not letting some spoiled girl ruin our lives over a tantrum.
You know, I'm grateful to Espina for everything she did, but handling over the business to
that so-called daughter of hers as an insult, I've been here longer than anyone, and I don't
have much time left before no client dares to share a bed with me.
I should be in charge.
I have more right to inherit the Espina name than that orphan.
I thought the lady cared for me, but I know I see the only use me to line her pockets.
She used all of us.
I'll take care of Marta while you clean out the safe.
Oh, A F B E.
Well, I know A is the, um...
Hey, you.
The anchor.
B should be Kraken. I can brute force this.
It's...
Anchor, boom, Kraken, boom.
of
Yeah, I'm spending confirm right now.
I mean, I could be wrong, but A in...
Fuck.
Buuuuuh, buuuuh, buuuuh, buuuuh.
B should be Kroken, and A should be that one.
Well, we can go double triple check. Yeah, it is can be no it is
See B is kid all can there's a kid all can right there
and
This is a
And a is that so how have these not been correct I wonder
I don't see a symbol in here. Am I blind? Is he a symbol?
I was so happy because I realized he finally is better at puzzles than Elar.
Also he said his first word when he saw your stream and said he veotted.
oh yeah I guess the anchor statue so f is also anchor so there's two anchors
then
okay anchor anchor can all get in
something huh
it has to be this well no it doesn't have to be because it that that anchor
might not mean anything though it might just be a conveniently placed yeah I'm
I can't even mash and confirm. It doesn't really do anything.
I mean, yeah, you see. Nah, it's too conveniently placed. It is.
It has to be an anchor and A is also an anchor it has to be I don't think I can
get in there it was locked I believe
Yep!
Okay, yeah!
What?!
Oh my god, hitman gun!
Hitman gun, dude!
Crazy hitman gun!
Dude!
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude!
wait did you change your key bind and interact I did yeah if you changed it
it doesn't change how it's seen in puzzles oh so it's E I have to mash even
though I see okay it's all still wrong though I don't get out of that okay I
get it fully get it of course so easy holy blood a small vial filled with
bright red liquid it feels warm to the touch almost if they were alive it's
definitely not ordinary what do I oh each time you pick up a vial your maximum
blood increases by 10 and the amount of blood you receive from any sources
boosted by 5% oh okay tight first time I found some of that okay we got to solve
this one now
this game is good, yeah
here's the bath, the bathroom is a mess
blocking it. Bathroom is a mess.
Brisas bathroom is a complete mess. So
what letter is that though? Let's finish going here first.
knocking up enough
We just got to go to the other side of visa it says the letter over there
Yep
Romeo is a flushed man.
That's the other way.
f is brisa yeah f is brisa
Uh-huh
UGH!
Pretty sure this is beast, I've gotta figure out the other rooms now.
There's been a year since mother left me in charge, I still don't feel like I belong.
Om dinamidek there from the start, I'm not welcome.
The rate is getting worse, I feel more alone every day.
The girls keep giving me those looks as if I were to blame.
What was I supposed to do?
They all know the rest of this trade.
I'm already doing more than enough by taking care of her.
Brisa's bathroom is a complete mess. The water won't stop leaking.
Yeah, I mean, that's definitely correct. Galina won't stop complaining about the noise from the construction.
So Galina is next to Brisa.
And Ninfa and the child are far away from the commotion.
So Galina is on E. Yeah, Galina is on E. So let's go put Galina on E.
good okay it's a cool puzzle this one um my biggest concern is still need to find the
child thanks to the sea the room is far enough from all the commotion thanks to
the sea so is this far enough though
far enough
Yeah, was there a baby stroller?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this must be the kid room then.
Ninfa. Ninfa? Ninfa?
Ninfa is on B then, yeah.
Ninfa.
Well, atmosphere's been the same except for my nanny, but she's only got my- she's the
only one on my side.
Hmm.
Oh.
Wait.
I don't know.
Wait. Delphina...
I just hope she will not have to use the knife she always keeps hidden under her pillow.
A room with a knife under the pillow.
Hey, you!
Hmm.
Y'all mean?
Thanks for the 38 and recursive backtracker, like, 7.
No, I've solved 3 of them. The moment I solve this one, I can just brute force.
Oh my...
A man fakes it at 52.
one minus one
and I call him to enter this room so I can't see
it's gotta be the other one where's that from?
A game called Hospital Aliens 2.
Hey, you, you fuck.
The Fedbox is 85.
Knife. Okay.
E-M-D. Okay. D is, uh...
What was her name? D is...
Del-Delfino. Okay.
Um, so I think it's A and C I haven't solved, right?
Did I fully go upstairs? No, I did. Yeah, let's see.
Oh, there we have the second medallion, man, I really want to get the shotgun.
I hope I didn't like permanently miss it, but I doubt it.
Right, as part of that makes sense, yeah.
She helped the same way?
Oh
Oh, yeah, I forgot that, uh, new genics?
Is it a roguelike? Or like...
It has like me have to progression I guess.
Oh shh.
It is.
Tactical RPG Robolike.
I saw a refunded or he recouped the deb cost in the first three hours of releasing the
game.
That's really cool.
I made you remember the song from Eugenics.
I never heard it.
I don't know how to go.
Sorry, bro.
What the fuck is that?
Silver, you can buy weapon upgrades and shit.
Wait, is this the song?
It took me a lot of figure out to resound.
What a bloom house.
What up Faradale, thanks for gnawing.
BEDO, thanks for night 2, Paradol, thanks for 9, sorry that was very loud.
Three animals getting some shit reviews?
There is no way I refuse to believe that.
the fuck's on the other side of this I can get the shotgun now thank
I'm going to go grab the shotgun and I'll stop.
uhhhh
There, it's right in front of me I think
Oh fuck
God damn it
Yeah, me and Meek are gonna do a re-animal on Friday, is it, yeah.
We'll probably do it the same as when we did Little Mimers.
It's kind of fun just to talk through the in-game emotes.
Not that I know of Alexander now.
All right!
Give me, give me, give me!
Nothing makes you feel more powerful than holding a good ol' shoddy.
In any argument, this beast always has the last word.
Ooh, it's very concentrated too.
Sick.
All right, now that we got that, we are Gucci.
you heard the publisher chat thank you blue mouse by the way
It does cost a lot of health to use this, but it does one shot enemies so yeah.
be too greedy with it.
Monarch yes
What is that pepe pepe gay moot
Yeah that one. Why is he so angry? Piperi. Oh yeah it's Piperi.
This game does have weapon upgrades, yeah. You find currency and stuff too. You even
buy skills. There's more like passive abilities.
Yeah, there is an upgrade system in this game.
BIRD!
No creature deserves to live in a cage.
Yeah, so I shoot them instead.
No, I didn't drop a patty.
I only drew a pepper log.
sharper than ever nice come here horse
Oh, hey.
Another puzzle.
Probably something to do with where they're sitting.
There is something drawn on here.
There is.
Ah, okay, we have Gaki Baki.
Gaki Baki Kuroken Shell Tree.
What?
Kuroken Shell Tree.
I saw Gaki Baki on the first.
Really?
I saw Gaki Baki.
All right, well, we're cool.
That's another one.
Eric takes the 58. Hope you're well dude. Third and last one right here, huh?
Yeah, I just did a walk pad today.
My shins are definitely better, but I'm still feeling them.
What do you want now? I am busy.
Relax, big guy. I'm just calling to say sorry. Alright?
Forget it. I did not expect you to understand anyway.
More than you think. It's just that I do believe in love.
Even if it makes us screw things up big time.
Look, why don't we just drop the bad vibes?
You're not exactly the life of the party, but deep down, way down, you could even say you're a decent guy.
You're a very strange way of apologizing.
Admit it! You're starting to like me too, aren't you?
I would say that I do not dislike you.
His voice needs to get increased a bit. It's a bit low in like these combos.
It will not open from this side.
Now it's normal again.
A walk pad is just like a little treadmill you walk on.
I use it on like days where I'm resting.
So I have it in front of the TV and then I just watch a shitty horror movie as I'm walking for like an hour.
That's why uh
We've we started using the term walk pad movies
So I'm use I'm watching slender man right now, which is definitely a walk pad movie
It should open from the other side and then I just finished watching fear street the new one also a walk pad movie for sure
friends a man could have this drink to that I don't know about you guys but I
feel kind of bad for one I can just picture it all bitter watching his
penis daughter shaker ass there is something oh what need you you don't
know what you're missing you're right let's drink to one
Check what?
Hmm
Are we cooked I don't know this game
This game
No, I actually never played Dominoes.
I mean, I've dominoed them up and like pushed them and I eeee, but I've never actually played
Dominoes.
I
Cool oh
Oh
It's like one player triple triad, I've never played triple triad listen
If this was fiam in Knuf that will be easy all right, but it's not
Or so the numbers need to be the same as the ones they're touching.
So squid arm there is like four, and that's five, and that's two, and that's bada bing
bada boom.
That doesn't seem too hard.
Fiammin Kinov, wait, isn't that the name of it?
Oh, it's me.
I just say the feeling isn't mutual.
Uh oh, don't be so cruel, yes?
Oh, it's me.
You wouldn't want to break into that, if I were you.
No.
Wow.
What are you?
Listen, I'm only 33 years old, all right?
I only had about 27 years to learn the name of that game.
Dear Helena, you've always been the most ambitious
of my sirens, which is why I haven't trusted you with love-fortunized Maralda.
It is crucial that you keep the players glued to their seats, convinced that their luck
could change at any moment.
While we ensure the scale is always tipped in our favor, the power of the Espino family
depends on it.
Don't forget, the key to opening the vault lies in the rules of dominoes.
Take a stroll around the gaming tablets to jog your memory if you must.
Remember to pay special attention to symbols of tormentosa, an easy feat from my little
mermaid. No, could I, you might know. Wait, why is it called the Fiyami of Knuff anyway?
That doesn't even make, that doesn't even make any more sense than Min Knuff. Oh, shit.
oh my god we are never finishing this game fucking ever this is crazy it is
over chat it's fucking older it's not we just got to start with the other one
but we saw down there what all the symbols were I just don't remember
what it was. Oh my god. Oh my god. Get it. It says down on one of these tables what every
outer symbol is so then it's kind of easy what the fish is the tentacle the
mustache and the shell
then it shouldn't be too bad
Well, we know that's two.
There was one where we could see like all of them.
All four.
I don't know if Ella watched the newest video for Black Miffy's own tweet.
No, I haven't watched it, no.
Yeah, this does not say what they start as.
It doesn't.
Fuck.
I was hoping I could at least get the outer circle just like easy,
but no, it doesn't matter.
This is just to teach you the rules of Domino.
Psst, Domino's.
Is Domino's good?
I don't remember.
I haven't had it in years.
Oh, something must be blocking it.
Oh
Pizzle location fair fair
The hook again
Please don't believe me, I'll do anything to see the word.
Not true, if there is something you can do for me.
Of course, just tell me, I'm at your service.
I've already asked you to leave.
What the fuck is this Swedish pasta?
Is that right?
Yes sir, we've known each other since the Alphanage, but please leave her out of this.
It's got nothing to do with it.
Listen son, you're in no position to negotiate.
It's either bad or you end up sleeping with the fish soon and expecting your choice.
Pizza Hut Farms Domino's?
Alright, let's do some uh, let's do some Domino's.
Let's do some Dominion.
Dominiosa.
Wait, why is Domino's Pizza called Domino's anyways though?
Hey, these are all different here, maybe that will work.
Oh, fuck me, right.
This also changes it, that is so meagaaass.
Okay, wait.
Oh my god, I hate this.
Listen, we just...
We spin and we mash E.
Wait, is it E or F? E, right?
Well, it says open notes here.
There might be a note I've missed for this.
Hmm...
Ugh!
Maybe that's just...fuck it, whatever, we just go.
We just go dude. There was a domino champion at school.
You can do this for me for 12 months or so.
Sure, Skulllord, yeah. I think I can only gift you 6 months though.
Sure, yeah, do it. Let's see.
Let's see, you're the domino's champion, huh?
Or do you mean pizza eating domino's champion?
Don't you fucking dare vanish!
Hey, come back!
Modes, get him!
Oh, yeah, there's also symbols here, I just realized.
Huh.
Okay.
How many threes?
Okay, fucking hell.
Fookin' A-Lads.
Well, that can't be right.
right since we needed
two here or three there or one there and a two there
why did you ban him out
I did it he banned
he banned himself bro
I didn't ban shit
let's see that looks
fucking chaos wait
why is there a tentacle
There.
Huh.
Uh, I had to skip out on Rummy's dead because I'm buying it today, how was it?
I think you'll enjoy that FMI.
It has a lot of particle effects.
Oh shit, wait. Does that mean I need to match tentacle with tentacle too?
And what if all tentacles must be on the tentacle side?
Not sure that's how it works, but...
Two four at the top?
Man, this game's whack.
The fact that everything spins when you do this.
Yeah, I feel the same, bro.
I feel the same.
Oh
I don't know if I need to match these for example you see these symbols here
I don't know if they need to be matched or not
Like fish to the left mustache down shell to the oh
oh wait you can't even do that can you oh no you you can't even do that they
can't match all the corners
well rip so it's definitely not like that then unless there's another circle I
can move no there isn't oh my god we are
gonna be stuck here forever like I don't
even okay so okay but okay the sim it's
the symbols that are a bit confusing
here but I mean okay I mean what's up
with the symbols here in the middle
What's up with that?
No, I haven't found any rule book.
I mean, you have down here you can see, like, to refresh your memory of how it works, is
what they said.
We've already checked this.
Hmm?
Hmm, hmm.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Hmm, hmm.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Hmm, hmm.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Jingle all the way.
Bah dum bum, ba dum bum bum.
Bah dum bum bum bum, uh mom.
Bah, ma mam.
No, it doesn't work that way because if you look at this for example moustache. Well
Let's see here
Maybe it does
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way. Okay. Yeah, I mean I mean, okay. Yeah, maybe maybe it is
Maybe it is
No, I've actually never played Domino's.
Like actually like played the Domino's game.
But yeah, I know they have to match, so yeah, Tentacle 2, that's also Tentacle 2, and that
means Mustache is 4.
I'm gonna have to like, frame right this.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Fish is three.
Fish equals three.
Yeah, th-the-this is not the hard part.
The hard part is that everything fucking spins with each other up there on the puzzle.
If it didn't spin, it would be mega free.
I forgot steam notes, I did.
Shell equals five.
No, it's not snail, it's shell.
Shell.
And get him good, thanks for the 2, and get X51.
Maybe I can heat up my food and check and solve this for me?
Hey look, I'm leaving my phone here, alright, so you don't think I'm cheating.
OK.
Oh
Peach mouse
Did you solve it yet?
Peach mouse
speech mouse?
speech mouse
speech mouse, speech, speech mouse
this puzzle is actually
pretty hard man
hey you
speech mouse, speech, speech mouse
Pukishikishik, Pukishikishik, Pukishikishik, Pukishikishik.
I don't have a five and four there, which means that's wrong.
Um, is there one there? No, there isn't.
There isn't.
I think my food's done.
Well, this is wrong.
Tentacle is too, though.
So that won't work.
Yeah, this is kind of cooked.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
This is fucked. Everything is fucked. It is over.
I think my food is done right now.
God she is so real
Fish is
Yeah
Yeah.
The thing is, do the outer parts also need to match those numbers? I'm guessing they do.
So you have a tentacle on top, for example, and tentacle is two.
but then fish is three, so it won't work.
Yeah, this may be, but I think I already tried this.
Oh, true.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
you said you were domino champ though dominoes don't really work like this I
guess
Oh, and that one that spins with that, okay.
Um
No.
In one line from middle to up, shell one, one tentacle, and four four.
Not correcty though, because they're scuffed.
Unless there's another four four here.
You- yeah, you- matching only one doesn't work, because all the others are fucked now.
also tentacle is if you go from the number that is down there tentacle is a
two and not a four
the shit is fucked hardest puzzle ever made
I don't think there no there is there is
no it's still proper fuck though it's
still proper fucked yeah two up there
Unless there's another, um...
Yeah, that's the problem. It's still proper fucked.
Like, you have to get them all right, not just one.
Otherwise, this would be fucking free.
So this is not correct.
It ain't correct.
Okay, let's see here then
I definitely did not reach out there.
no no no no no no that was all me
hey thanks
oh we got the last one nice
Everything I need. I should head back to Quiddiland.
Were you saying that a long time, Rzak?
Yeah.
It would have been here an hour longer if I didn't.
The second phone really got its worth.
True.
Listen, sometimes you just gotta be a bit chat assisted. That's just how it is. That's life.
Oh my god this dick.
Okay yeah.
Yeah listen listen.
Listen chat.
This is gonna sound like an excuse but it's not.
Aiming in this game is weird sometimes alright?
No, like actually it is. Sometimes you'll pull the aim and it will stop. I demonstrated
it yesterday. I actually demonstrated of the demonstration. Anyways, we gotta go back
to here now the crystal at least I think so
yeah if you kill them uh you get xp points into strength
that's how you get your abilities and stuff
seven minutes see here you get abilities and stuff hero let's me reward
shogun damn you can increase his damage even more
nutty let's do it good choice hey thanks
I'm gonna buy this one
Sick me fortune smile upon you
Where is
Is it in here I
I think so, right?
Yes, it should be here.
It will not open from this side.
Where is that ass coming in that pasta though?
Hey, you!
Wait, is this Dent of Man?
Nope, here it is.
I'm going to put it in the fridge for a little bit more.
five two four which one are these okay wait three mermaid copy a gin madusa
see with liquor
Madusa seaweed liquor copy a gin.
Yeah, it's the middle one there.
Four parts of copy a gin.
The blue one.
Well, that's four. Okay.
Am I winning, Unk?
Oh, wait, when I do the other one now, oh, this is ass.
Maybe I'm overthinking it.
Yeah, we're gonna need to...
Do some math math.
Are you getting close to new Dark Pictures game?
Where did they announce a new one?
Where?
8.20? Wait, have I seen this one? 80.20.
Have we seen this at a game show? Yeah, we're doing re-animal 13.
Open the fucking door!
You can't leave me out here!
Please!
I'm gonna make a choice.
Fuck you!
You fucking alien
This seems more action
The question is what are you going to do about it?
I don't think I saw this holy Chad, when I've ranked him I mean I'll play it that's in May 12th
of May is that wings for life no it's not I'll play it wish Liz that shit these are
always fun to stream man and then you make one wrong choice and it's like why
did you do that are you dumb streamer why didn't you do it perfectly you should
have known that choice didn't that
Oh, Wings for Life is two days before?
Kyle's of Ashes is the best one it is.
It is.
Alright chat, solve this one for me too.
It's just simple math, really?
I'm eating, okay?
Mm-hmm
Blue ones Cape
Yeah, this I keep thinking that's my do so but it's not this Medusa that's Medusa
it's that one okay yeah sure sure why not remove please oh yeah the book on
trailer yeah I'll watch it I'll watch it as someone solves this or is it there
Medusa is the pink one
Is this pink? I'm guessing that's the pink one.
We got a new bukong. The new bukong. Okay.
Trailers are nothing burger. Oh.
Oh wait was that a salt a salvation I saw you solve their gluteus okay let's see
dude let's see if you're wrong it's a bad shit chat stop typing well I unless
I miss miss um okay no never mind never mind okay yeah sure let's see if you're five head
hey you
which one was capping up blue
Yeah, that was a lot easier than I thought it worked.
I didn't realize you could refill them over and over.
Heh heh heh.
Hello?
Huh.
I thought you like had to get them all in just one somehow.
I
Never thought my last words would be to a servant of the Sun
Yeah, we're animals Friday, it's alright
Oh
Make sure my mermaid didn't die for nothing.
Yeah, Friday it's out. Yeah, it's Friday.
Alright, now I'm better at the sliding puzzle.
Oh dude, sliding puzzles are actually fun now though.
Where are you hiding, Edvinia? Do not make me come looking for you.
I used to hate them.
It should open from the other side.
But I kind of like them now because I've done them so much in games.
what was that game that an insane sliding puzzle also sorry there was a horror
game I played that had a sliding puzzle and you also had to match what the fuck
is this hello no it was a not a no one horror game
I'm dead. I'm not dead. Yeah, well, you must have a slight bustle, but that one's kind
that easy it's only hard because of the because of the stress the timer what the
fuck
Why am I shooting amaranth
Okay, now you're dead
okay you're dead scorn no I I never played scorn I flushed it well I
pre flushed it chat likes using the word pre flush but scorn actually got
pre flush when I realized it was a puzzle game and not a horror game it
unironically got reflux
I
Gotta go I'm just like
Yeah, they yeah, I realized they spawned infinitely so that's why I said I gotta go I'm just wasting like healthier
Hey, RGDouble, thanks for 14 Ultimate Strapics, 87 Jacob, thanks 52, Malukka, thanks 100.
No, I'm playing Re-Animal Friday, me and Mika, we'll do a full playthrough.
Those games tend to be like 4 or 5 hours maybe.
We'll do a full playthrough.
Alright.
I played Stasis. Yes, but not the second Stasis. Wait, High on Life 2 is Friday? It's not the
Rikin' Morty game. I never played the first one, but it's apparently pretty good.
Oh, oh, oh, shit.
I have no healing left.
I haven't died in this game thus far, and I'm going to keep it that way, so get off
my back yeah maybe I should play high on life how long is that game it's
probably no time until Friday though no it's only Thursday is Thursday
tomorrow I played Coltic chapter one yeah we're not chapter two the obli
anniversary thing is that tonight
Oh, in 48 minutes.
It's it's for Diablo 2 right resurrected
That's been a dagger. Oh nice! Yeah, you need to have four of these.
a young priestess named Dolores. Her spirit was so pure that even God himself could not
help but fall deeply in love. From that day forth Dolores became his queen, and the son
blinded by love vowed to remain by her side until the end of time.
Am I given a night of seven kingdoms to try it? No, I have the last 20 minutes left to fall out
And then I'm gonna watch it
This game is sick
And this game is like 14 bucks or something it's it's very nice
Arroyo, are you still there?
Captain Escoldero, sooner than I expected.
Alright, Andrew.
Are you starting to doubt already?
My fate is stronger than you think, preacher.
For now.
But your journey is only beginning.
I assure you, when the time comes, you won't see the sun the same way again.
Tell me, aren't you curious what led much?
I will only turn her back on him.
I swear by the sun, I will tear out your tongue with my bare hands.
Bark all you want, but you know full well that doesn't lie.
It's made me really want to play New Vegas, dude.
Revive the Sarge.
Oh
my fnv vid on youtube is really funny fnv fallout new big oh yeah yeah i would
actually love to try new vegas again
far just talking starfield is true fucking starfield man
i have the legacy
two down two and go
you're doing great
Hey, you don't sound too thrilled.
Is it true that the sun fell in love with...
that monster the Lord?
Duh!
Everyone knows that...
total soap opera material!
See?
Even God's got a soft spot.
TORMAN LOOTS UP FROM THE FLAMES!
You have believed me, I swear.
Something about it is covered on chrome.
No one likes to hear that the sun isn't a perfect at the bottom.
I don't have number six I have two three five four maybe there's new tickets now
now though let's see
Now that's a punch sailor.
Here are your tickets.
Congratulations, but I am out of tickets.
Hurry!
That's the thing, the war is too late.
No!
I don't think they're shooting in the right direction.
I don't think the shooting in this game lacks impact.
It feels good.
So easy game. So easy game. Alright we have another minigame.
This is like, unloosable.
Alright, I got enough tickets to buy something.
chosen one you chosen one I'm coming holy blood
I don't care how mad you get I'm not opening it okay I gotta run around and find
all these chests man they're everywhere in this area 13 okay we're gonna keep
moving to the right I guess and I'm gonna get this is 12 8 okay where are they
marked on the map oh she okay nice that's super nice thank you
Kungapow enter the fist. I'll take a pound of nuts. That's a long notch
Damn holy shit, was that more than one quarellic it looked like three in there
Did I have six I don't remember two three four
So down so to go
Corellic you use it to buy abilities
Well, I'll play a soldering ebony releases made by a single Swedish guy.
Never heard of it.
I'd never played this Coliseum, no.
11...8...
Oh, oh, my Jesus.
God, my path is...
Four.
Nice.
I don't know what to do with this one.
Four.
Nice.
It's on the wrong thing, one of the best written games there is in your life.
Yeah, even my childhood friend has told me to play it.
He never tells me to play stuff like that.
I have a while why thank you
That was kind of good. There's a 12% chance of not consuming a projectile if it hits the enemy pretty good
Increase speed of using syringe absorbing blood above your max mouth and chance of generating a blood syringe if you take lethal damage
Instead of dying 50 chance use syringe. No no
No last but no you take 15% less damage from knife attacks aiming for
No, I think we'll take coagulated bullet
Not a good
Now what about the arsenal man you can increase the damage even more
It's actually got full-on damage now actually
Yeah, that's cool. I think maybe the pistol power could also be really good to get
Actually a big power increase
Yeah, we take those we take the power me fortunes my look on you. Thanks. I have no idea where to go now
Not a single clue. She said to go back to was it the church where you use the daggers not like I
Have any idea where that is
I
Hey, narrow or big one-on-one, thank you any plans for neverness to everness what?
Two nice, that's all of them
Wait, what does my notes say memories tutorials
I don't know where to go
oh yeah to the ram district where's the ram district
any rammers here yeah the yellow paint man where is it
Well, that's the mermaid district, so the ram must be...
Well, to be fair, that's the ram district, yay!
Come on then, lift it!
Chapter 2, Legacy of Ash.
Save I'll find the same here
Amelia
What do we know about the target?
How about we start saying please for once, huh?
Anyway, the rental hero is the heir to the Ram district, which makes him the richest guy in all the four
His family made their fortune off Mount Stoffett. I could have watched the Diablo 30th anniversary thing
Another one of my I'm actually curious
Love the obelisk you man
out on your own! Adios! What is her problem now? Alright. Yeah, I heard them making
Heldar's movie, yeah. Fine Lorenzo here.
Diablo 2 is my shit, man.
It really does look like a claw.
Oh fuck, I should've saved, I should've saved, I should've saved, I should've saved.
hell we'll have to cross without being seen
shit where the hell do I hide now um
do I have time to run there? is this an instakill if he shoots me?
Kittens! Kittens! Oh fuck. I'm facing- What? No! No, no, no, no, no, okay. Don't be dumb.
Do not be dumb right now. Do not- Oh, there's healing here.
Yeah, the only one left. If it's my path you see, you'll have to learn it.
I'm playing on a difficulty where there's no auto-saving, only manual-saving, and I haven't manual-saved in a while.
So dying here would be...
Fuck.
Uh...
Can I make it there? This feels like death.
There- Yeah, there is yellow paint here, but...
Can I truly make this?
Uh, this looks very suspect.
Hmph!
Okay. Yeah, I made it.
Nice.
Yeah, I won't die, surely, right?
I mean, I got upgraded power in my pistol and shotgun.
We're unstoppable.
Nice rain sound effect detail.
again I have found Yerro but the coward is hold up in the mountain a frontal
approach is out of the question I could use a little help please
have to do is ask. You are not going to give up, are you? Fine. I will play along. Enlighten
me, Prophet. What should I do? Not far from where you stand. There is a hoist that leads
down to the mines. With some luck, you could slip through the tunnels unnoticed and catch
that fool from behind I hope you will be just as generous when your turn comes
hey you I'll be waiting with open arms you have my word
Superstriot the 69 what up man and I rock no matter expected do I know what rain usually
is in video games uh no
What do you mean, you're not going down into the mine?
Sir, strange things are happening down there.
I'm in a skater.
Just this morning, I heard...
I won't tell you because it'll corrupt you but it's not rain. No tell me what it is. I find this stuff interesting
What the oh my god, I one shot the head now, holy attack power upgrade
Okay, this attack power upgrade I got is mental
Oh, you mean like the sound effect? I thought you meant like the rain effect. Oh, yeah sizzling pan. That makes sense though. That makes sense.
Just this morning I heard footsteps behind me. When I turned around, there was no one there. No one!
That mind's cursed. Oh, I heard someone whisper my name. I swear it chilled me to the bone.
I'll say it one more time. Ghosts don't exist. And you for now are the fingerhead with nonsense.
I'm watching the broadcast. I might watch the Diablo announcement. It could be fun.
I mean, I don't care about D4.
Even though I like hearing news about D4 too.
But it's Diablo 2 that is my jam.
And they are announcing something for Diablo 2 Resurrected.
Probably stackable gems and new stash tabs that you can outplay on your phone.
Like, unironically, I think.
think so. But Diablo 2 man, that game is so sick. I love that game. So yeah, I will
be down to watch it since they are announcing something for Diablo 2 but what?
Damn the pistol is so good now
Oh, shi-
I
I mean, it's hard to keep faith in Blizzard, obviously.
but it's the other two man the nostalgia it's speaking to me oh sorry
shit I still haven't saved oh my god give me a save it's been forever
You probably just let them lie around somewhere.
I'm sure I've kept them in my locker.
You know, I don't mind if you borrow them, but you couldn't be asked.
I'm telling you, I haven't touched them. Wait. What if it was them?
Don't stop me. Go stories again. I know you too well.
I'm serious. The spirits of the old miners still have a display.
place we never should have reopened section three the dead are best left alone
save save save gas save sticks in seven days yeah I got a corpa with it let's go
Oh, I hope it's good, man. I love the other two, especially the first one.
Save! Yes, we're fine.
next one I should get maybe the wall how are so I can shoot through enemies but
maybe creams and abundance I'll probably take that
Arsenal. We got Max Firepower. I could... Wait, is there a new Hellraiser trailer?
Do I want to watch it? I don't know. Yeah, maybe. Oh, wow, this doubles the durability. That's
actually kind of nice. I don't use it enough though to justify that. Ammo capacity could be
Really good to have just a cheeky little upgrade on that little capacity on that
It's very cheap the first upgrades
Good choice may fortune smile upon you. Hey, thanks
yeah apparently uh oh i have overloaded it i have fucking out i'm not even i haven't
even done anything. May the sea have mercy on us. This place has gone to hell. A
ransomware to full lockdown. With luck, we'll ride out the storm in here. The
power grid needs our switches. Without them, the zones stay sealed. No one goes
out, no one gets in. Or at least that's the hope. We need switches? Ah, okay. Gotta do
do that before we can do this shit. Maybe. This is going to be quite the puzzle man.
like it okay that one you can turn so it's clearly up here then
I need to be more careful oh they reset them I was gonna be oh okay fine I was
gonna just line it up for when I actually get the switches okay but it
is out of power it sounds like Adam Jensen yeah
Metal Gear Solid 6xCypheos I mean that is some prime fucking cope you go up
there nice yeah I go see it's a bit too like
partically a bit too much like an eyesore
game itself is fine but like in terms of game plan all that but it's just
Yeah, if there's an RE9 demo, I am not playing it.
That game is literally out in like, fucking... not long.
Hell yeah dude that looks awesome and chat don't you fucking say it cuz I know exactly
what you're gonna say this is a wholesome gift for his wife okay alright
I didn't think you'd let me go. Enjoy.
I looked amazing.
Oh, I think I can go and solve A now. That's probably what I gotta do.
Another marriage ruined by streamer
Did that do anything oh it says five there now wait don't need to link this to
I can't move this
Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. Where does this need to go? Five. I mean, I'm gonna
get more moves the more of these I find, but can I make it go through A in a smart way?
Damn it nearly frightened me
Like if it goes through yeah, there we go, okay, so now a should be open a lot whoo big rain
Those puzzles are fun
I don't.
I need to give you something.
I don't.
So why don't you do us all a favor and drop dead or what?
Please go and enjoy dude.
Fuck me.
This area got like super loud all of a sudden.
Simon thinks the 80...
Thank you.
Uh, where is the uh, Diablo announcement?
Dark Haven?
Uh...
From Diablo 1 and 2 developers?
Oh.
Is Diablo...
Okay, thank you.
Yeah, we gotta watch that.
I am curious.
Oh, you can jump and stuff.
cool. Oh, fully dynamic environments, even. Okay.
seems pretty cool
Can you go back to 50 seconds into the video again?
There's something really cool I think you must be blocking it.
I think you know exactly what you're talking about at the iParty then alright?
I
Game is great. Yeah, but it's very cheap
Hobbit I mean for the laugh
What? How's Haw been holding up lately? Is he doing alright?
Damn it! Somebody help me!
No! They're coming for me! They're coming for me!
He beat on... Oh yeah, he did. Allah bin Noah.
Oh shit, new enemies.
This is chapter 2. I'm not beating this game today. I'll continue tomorrow.
pipes b1 and b3 are clogged and could burst if water keeps flowing b2 is
working fine but I have to shut off the water cause they are too inspecting in
case of emergency redirect flow through b2 only remember it's the blue one okay
There's no pressure.
Alright, should be easy peasy in it.
Aguad, that means water.
Thank you, Duolingo.
I didn't know that did you chat and they say dueling it doesn't teach you anything huh
can I use this for this
Yeah, I'm gonna watch Exit 8 movie. Probably a walk pad movie though.
grand all the head of one of my workers I'll tell you what I'll give you half off
consider it an apology for the inconvenience fine mode I'll take them
but if this foreign crap lets me down you'll be the one paying for it with
interest with interest 17 minutes until the Diablo
else man yo say thanks 30 flood man thank you dude thank you appreciate it and
Mizu Koshy again thanks 35 it's you almost double three years what happened
three years ago
rando no the rando arc is in three years old
who that is shoe who is oh it's you
one of the
was the other than us missing in the in the in the in
the only part
in a quarter
fifteen minutes
I am out of supplies.
All good snacks all good
Oh, they just went live so 15 minutes
more chance to talk to him. I know I can make him see reason.
Fine. But only because it's you, Aski. Just know this. If he doesn't change, we'll deal
with him ourselves.
If I can get through to him, I'll take care of it myself.
Is Azath going to be in a call muted tomorrow watching Stata play with you like he will
be doing a r5 roma mika shit me and mika gonna play already five before
already nine when are we gonna do that and then i gotta i gotta carry her
ass through the entire game how long will that take
what
dude I am professional RE5 player I used to grind the shit out of that game back
on the PS3 days man
I won't die salad Mika will though
Show ps3 throat throat trophies you can see them on piece 5 can't you like they're all shared through PSN
You gotta play RE6 before 9?
Do I?
I do not have a lot of health left.
I
Am I cooked here I have like well, I do have a lot of
Bye
You never really tried jogging for longer rations and someone at the gym with me just go we're doing 40 minutes
It wasn't difficult, but I was not prepared for the boredom
So I'm not for wings for life, bro. See how long you get charity run. We have a stream team me and Chad
I'm coming wait he had a sniper can I get that
What a surprise pink and elf mr. Negative who hates the world is not gonna join the charity run
Yeah, I didn't really expect you to brother. All right. Oh
Shit it actually is
I don't need a one-shot.
Or maybe power upgrade.
Don't reload it.
It's looking grim right now.
is joined yeah did my first candy cafe while watching a rebel event your events
are pretty great yo thank you was not my event but yeah thank you thank you
I see it
Can I run from home for the events I'm in Canada?
That's the whole point, yeah. You can run in your backyard. You don't even have to run.
You can walk or crawl or anything. That's the thing.
It's called Wings for Life World Run, but it's a charity
like event that all the sign-ups just go straight to charity. So we have...
How many sign-ups do we have in the stream team now? Like 65 or something?
me and chat
Yeah, 65 and only through people signing up it's
1,732 bucks raised for the charity everything goes to the charity. There's no middle hand
oh g1 I like dream and blueberry no it is like that John
can I just give money not run you can yeah sign up sign up bro it's right here
lias mega team and then I can see your
don't know sure I mean your sign up it
shows as a don't know
but above
can I sit and do nothing yeah you don't
have to run you can walk your dog
Do you get the money spent on charity or choice or rebel?
No, neither me or rebel gets that money.
There's no middle hand.
It goes directly to it.
And all the cost for the amendment stuff, rebel stands for all of it.
So your $25 fee that you pay to join the event is just a $25 charity donation.
I misspelled mega? No, there's no why. There's no why in mega bro. Oh shit, 10.52, almost
announcement time. I did not misspell my user name, no. When am I gonna become one of those
So I had an insane amount of commands in the stream. I won't I like keeping my titles straightforward
Was there a deadline for the registration yeah, it's in like maybe like 85 days or something because the event is in May
Yeah, I get a save around here
I'll do the nation, but I realize Wings for Lap is right after my marathon, so I'm giving
my legs a rest.
Oh yeah, that's very nice of you, though, dirty.
That's very nice.
It's cool to see how much we can race.
100. Okay.
Can I move these? Okay, that's fine, that's fine.
So the event you did in the weekend is on the same one? No! No, no, no. The event I just did,
which is called Red Bull 24 Hours, not to confuse you with Red Bull Wings for Life, that
was just a 24-hour running event it was it was not no charity event or anything
like that it was 66 people chosen for it run running in a bunker for 24 hours
and who can run the furthest wins but wings for life is the world's biggest
like running events that you can just do from your backyard it's through an app
and that's in May so it's a long time
damn they are a fucking beast dude
beast let's see I have the diablo channel open
they are live I think
yeah it says they're live and when I click on them it
doesn't show hey you
Hello?
Okay, you.
Oh, there we go. Four minutes.
Chuggus Meat Sucker.
Oh.
Hey, thanks for the 21 man.
CapMaverick9, can you join and run for life with a restraint order?
Yeah, yeah, you probably can, dude.
you probably can yeah sharper than ever
no yeah wings for life does not work on a treadmill they told me this it uses
Here's your GPS on your phone.
There's that Raul Silas with a handful of silver.
A few cars.
I wanted to loot the money.
See if I can get a save.
No, I didn't check in Mad Max.
Three minutes until Diablo announcements.
Diablo 2. No, you cannot drive in your car.
There must be people here.
You cannot.
Oh fuck.
Are you not tired of following me?
Are you open now?
Will I open from the side?
You can't run forever!
I can!
There's no stamina bar in this game.
I'm high forever
Two minutes chat
They're in the Diablo 4 category. It's over.
I did play down before though. I did I did
Oh there they're announcing a new character down before
You're not allowed to coast for you. Oh, shit. You're actually not allowed to
Well chat, great. Tell me what happens, I guess.
Okay, that's great. Wow, great.
Yeah, let me know. That's great.
And I'll never forget.
You see streamers co-streaming?
Are they?
is this I fucking I'm watching it then fuck
all righty miss Diablo 5 announcement
Clueless.
Oh! Nostalgic!
They're making
This is a good reaction cam
Welcome to the Diablo Spotlight.
This year we'll be hitting an incredible milestone, 30 years of Diablo.
For the last decade we've experienced five different Diablo titles, each its own expression
of sanctuary.
We've embraced new evolutions in technology and the action RPG genre.
Our latest installment, Diablo 4, recently revealed its next chapter, Lord of Hatred.
The grand face-off with Mephisto is coming.
Prepare for the reckoning because this is a battle you do not want to miss.
Diablo Immortal is also coming out.
Wait, no other streamer has that?
Fuck, maybe you...
You need your updates to the storyline, the full release of the new Charval Wilds, and
You know your bosses the immortal team will be joining us today
Is it only I have that this year then there's Diablo 2 I was headed me means so much to me
Yeah, I'll go to resurrected was the first game that I worked on right here at blizzard
The original game is what got many of us into the ARPG space and still stands today as the pinnacle experience
I'll ever see it God. I'm just not a lot of resurrected hold on to your health motions folks
I'm just not allowed to watch it. I guess this is a blizzcon here
Today's spotlight kicks off Diablo's road. It might be 2026 and we're thrilled to have you with us
You can cause stream blizzards celebration. We have a very special very dark surprise
What I'm so confused
Knowledge be evil if wait, so am I allowed to go to blizzard stream?
Should a king tell us how to fight
What's going on dude? Hey, yeah, I'm allowed to hear
He's the game
It doesn't say here
It's probably just like
I break the bones of the damned, veiled altars of blood.
Thanks for letting me know.
Should I kind of miss what happened here?
Was it the umbil 2?
Was it a few minutes?
I have walked amongst demons, found strength and shadow.
Oh, okay.
Damn the lights, I will suffer my own path.
I will learn the foul ways of a forbidden tongue.
To find them as a tool of my vengeance.
Their cinematics are always tall, dude.
Grandos Trader, a block, a warlock, warlock.
Let them find us for what we've done.
But when darkness comes for us, it will see hell, screaming back.
Hey, how was Paladin, unleashed a Warlock class?
That's sick though.
I do like a good old Warlock.
Wait Diablo 2 reign of the warlock. Oh fuck
Are they adding a new class to Diablo 2
I get chills every time I see that and the team has been all in bringing this to life
Absolutely. The amount of effort and passion poured into this update has been a true labor of love.
That takes me back to when you and I first started working together on Diablo II Resurrected,
and I got to see firsthand how deeply you and the team care about this game and the community.
It's amazing to see how far we've come, and that this community is still here, still active, and still loving the game.
With that, we're so excited to announce
Rain of the Warlock, a brand new major update for Diablo 2 Resurrected.
This is the first time in 25 years that Diablo 2 is receiving a new playable class.
I've seen so many sunrises playing this game, beginning from when I was a teenager,
I still haven't put this game down, decades later.
to bring the Warlock to life in Diablo 2 Resurrected
and see it manifest across Diablo 4
and Diablo Immortal is a massive dream come true.
Being able to provide even more for the Diablo 2 community
is very special to us.
Diablo 2 has an incredible legacy.
What about any game world?
The reign of the Warlock Resurrected is stepping into its next era.
As the eighth class for Diablo 2,
the Warlock is disciplined, ominous,
an incredibly knowledgeable for years the warlock lingered in the shadows
studying secrets no mortal should know now they abandon theory for practice
bringing their dark craft to the battlefield is kind of crazy they're
outing a new class the warlock dominates demons finding them to his will and
consuming them when it suits them first summoning warlocks can summon three
distinct demons, the Goldman, the Tainted, and the Defiler. Each is a different tool
in the Warlocks' arsenal, but the summoning is just the beginning. The depth lies in his
ability to bind or consume nearly any demon found in the game. Binding a demon allows
the Warlock to benefit from the demon's unique abilities. You can only bind one demon at
of time but doing so strengthens both the demon and the warlock okay you could
also make the choice to consume the demon remove the demon from play and
literally absorb their essence this grants the warlock temporary buffs and
traits that can vary between what demon you consume no matter what demon you
draw in you'll gain increased life and movement speed some may grant plus all
skills, some may even grant auras.
And that's just the beginning.
Between summoning, binding, and consuming, we're talking hundreds of combinations.
And the best part is, you can mix and match.
Find a demon for its aura, then absorb another for its resistances, before summoning a third
to fight by your side.
It's a sandbox of dark magic.
of mastering demonology, the warlock can also be a pure caster who channels chaotic magic,
health fire, and destruction.
Sick.
With thrill to introduce a bold new way for players to embody the warlock fantasy, an
approach that blends doc mysticism with raw power.
In close quarters combat, the warlock mutilates weapons with his mind, levitating and hexing
two-handed weapons with a flick of his wrist.
Huh.
Our Warlock class is a challenge, a puzzle, and a reward, all wrapped up in a brooding
scholarly package.
But Reign of the Warlock isn't just about the new class.
The team has also been dropping evolutions in gameplay as well as some quality of life
updates.
Ooh, okay.
Let's start with one of our favorite playgrounds, Terrazones.
In Reign of the Warlock, there's a new way to control the battle.
You have the ability to earn consumables and choose which act becomes terrorized.
While an act is terrorized, every zone within it...
Just do Hellendorial Terrorized!
...offering an elevated difficulty and greater rewards.
This puts you back in the driver's seat when reaching the highest levels in the game.
And the consumables required to activate them are fully tradable with other players.
In Hell difficulty, you'll encounter something new, Heralds of Terror.
These Hunter's stock players like Easy Prey, and each one becomes exponentially more dangerous
the next time it finds you in a game.
Conquer a Terrorized Act Boss, and you'll have a chance to uncover statues that reference
something familiar, but in a new way.
all five statues in the Herodra cube to unlock a brand new pinnacle boss encounter
what colossal ancient huh okay colossal ancients are a big deal these
battles are tough and designed to push your skills and builds to the next level
we put you in control letting you choose how and where this update is live now with a truly legendary
goal to chase colossal ancients are built as a next evolution of the feature that diablo 2 players
already love they keep the spirit of the classic experience intact while layering in more control
more challenge and more reward rain of the warlock also contains many quality of life features
you've been asking for give barbarian splash damage filters splash you filter directly into the game
No external mods. No third-party tools.
You can create your own, share them with friends, or grab community presets like Stata Warlock,
who plug them right in. It's simple, flexible, and totally community-driven.
Nice. Gravix rune. A chum rune.
Then there's advanced stash tabs. We've added more of them, and for the first time ever,
items in your stash are the stash. Oh my god!
No more family 99 gems across four pages. That is so nice.
You'll find dedicated tabs for materials gems and runes. It's cleaner
faster and way less tedious
Finally the chronicle
Players have been tracking their collections and spreadsheets and third-party websites for years
But now you know we've brought that experience to see all your necks the chronicle lets you track every item
You've ever collected.
Nits, sets, rewards, all at a freshly designed UI
that even tells you when and where you found it.
OK.
Most importantly, you'll unlock rewards
you can show off to your friends.
We also want to honor the way people have played Diablo 2
for decades.
Whether you unlock cosmetics.
Are you classic or want to keep playing resurrected, you can.
Rain of the Warlock lives in the same client
with your existing characters safely separated.
If you want to bring your character forward,
you can transfer it.
If you got a character in classic, move it to resurrected.
If you've been grinding and resurrected,
carry it into Rain of the Warlock.
You can't go backwards,
but you can always go forward on your terms.
Rain of the Warlock wasn't built in a vacuum.
Yeah, it's a good crash.
Creators like Mr. Llama, Gymnasium, BT, and Kano
have been deep in the dungeons with us.
playtesting, theory crafting, and giving feedback on everything from class fantasy to stash flow.
So if you've ever played Diablo 2, no matter when you first journeyed into Sanctuary, this is your moment.
Come celebrate with us.
Rain of the Warlock brings brand new ways to play for everyone, and we can't wait to see more sunrises with this community now and for the years to come.
But we've been saving the best for last.
Rain of the warlock will be live today
Actually sick patch though, that's really cool
These creatures of darkness shall be ultimately all bearish.
Oh my god.
Dude, that collection is sick though.
And it looks like you can unlock cosmetics.
Oh, new Unix!
Ooh!
New Runeword, Boyd!
cool is it 25 bucks purchase it easily unlock wait no they added
The Doctor of the Beast is still found?
Okay. Okay.
I thought it was for Diablo II.
Yes, for D4, yeah.
Thank God.
doesn't stop there. Starting today, you can enter our voice the warlock contest on Instagram.
It'll be judged by the warlock himself, Rahul Kohli. If you want to join, tag atplaydiablo
and add hashtag voice the warlock for a chance for you and a friend to win a trip to London
for Diablo's Infernal Symphony on June 6, 2026. Official contest details are available on our
on our blog. Next up for our 30th anniversary celebration, let's turn our attention to Diablo
Immortal, a perfect bridge connecting the legendary tales of Diablo 2 and Diablo 3.
I want to see what this chat is saying. Oh, it's E-mode only!
Diablo Immortal is three years into his legendary journey.
Fuck you, bro.
I've even heard Diablo Immortal is okay as a game.
stepped into Sanctuary.
I remember my first step immediately.
What do you say?
My brother was actually the one who introduced me to the game.
Currency system and everything is what ruins the entire thing.
But it might just be a little too scary for a 13 year old me.
I spent a couple of months sitting on the sidelines.
Did you play at OPC now?
Did you change that?
I couldn't face quite yet.
Today, I'm pleased to say I overcame my fear and fell in love with Sanctuary.
My brother, you know, works in finance.
No.
I am so proud to be part of the immortal team, which
is why I'm happy to kick off our anniversary celebration
by announcing the arrival of our very own Warlock.
I've seen Josh's video on it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
After the events of Diablo II, the rediscovery
of Visdrai magic has spread.
Our Warlock is even more reckless with this dark power
in her predecessors. She's here to save the world, but she's going to do it her way,
wielding the tools of hell to push back Sanctuary's demons. In her eyes, anyone who refuses to
fight fire with fire is simply naive. She's not hiding her powers away, she's daring
you to challenge her. We build the warlock for our players who love following warlock.
Come not playing the Oblin Warlock, dude.
line between a hero and villain. When it comes to power, the warlock practices the ancient
art of the Vizzerai, magic so dark, is very mini-century long ago, in immortal, that legacy
lives on. She can open portals to hell, summon demonic weapons from the Hellforge, and of
course, command units. I don't care much for the upper mortal, but the upper four I want
See also powered by devouring other demons and absorbing their traits
We've designed a monstrous maw that stretches from its mouth all the way to its stomach
So when it consumes, it's a full body transformation
And her mastery of brutal powers doesn't just stop there in her main hand. It's a demon head
Not just a scalp a literal freaking demon skull in her offhand a sacrificial blade
These unique weapons fuel multiple skills,
spewing fire, slashing holes in reality,
and summoning and chaining demons.
Alongside the Warlock,
we're also releasing a dedicated Origin Quest,
a little appetizer that explores her backstory.
It's a journey into the shadows
and a chance to understand what drives our new class.
We'll have more updates as development continues.
Now let's talk about a Warlock-centric location,
Lut-Goleen, in fact, an ingramer of ever before.
We've honored the legacy of Diablo II Resurrected by preserving key landmarks, the gates, the
central plaza, and the architecture that defined the city for a generation of players.
But because this is Diablo, its beauty and history have now been desecrated by a demonic
occupation.
We've also expanded and split the city into two districts, the Common Ward and the High Ward.
The Common Ward is Chaos Incarnate.
Yeah, six minutes until the core.
Calming bodies and corruption seeping through the sewers.
It's a bustling town where you meet a monthly crew of artisans.
Elzix, Pharah, Drognen, Mechshif, Atma, and many others.
By contrast, the High Ward is eerie in its elements.
Well, I'm going to continue the worry game after this announcement.
But darkness has soaked into their stride.
I need to find a say.
To move Lukaolain's architecture forward in time,
we took inspiration from real-world Moroccan cities
with vibrant patterns and rich textures in every corner.
They create a stark contrast with the layers of the immortal myths
and decay that define everything in sanctuary.
And beneath Lukaolain, in its dungeons,
You'll find carvings of Vizgeri ruins remnants of the ancient summoners who practice their dangerous arts here in secret
The warlock story is literally carved into the under city your co-worker met her boyfriend on the obelisk immortal
The more you uncover the truth about a dangerous power
That's only as good as it's wielder a legacy of mastering dark forces and sometimes being mastered by them
We're nearly ready to put the warlock into your hands. The class is scheduled to arrive this June in addition to the warlock
We've got other world-shaping stories coming to immortal this year and they begin with our next big bad
We're witnessing the triumphant return of the maiden of anguish the demon queen
Oh, cool
Dario is ten steps ahead of us
She's conquered Luke Golan and sent her barges sweeping across sanctuary
abducting people to drink in the anguish of an entire world. For what purpose?
You'll have to play to find out. With Andariel, we're emphasizing the horror of
fighting a being that wants you to drown in your own torment. Not just the scary
things you see, but the ones you feel in your gut. Damn, Trollgy!
everywhere that Andariel touches becomes claustrophobic and harrowing. To make Andariel's
anguish-inducing design instantly recognizable, we've refreshed her classic look. She's domineering,
equal parts legal, and sadistic. And she hasn't forgotten how things ended for her the last
time she walked sanctuary. Now, she's driven by nothing less than a desire for dark godhood,
to stand supreme among her brothers with a new approach to the eternal conflicts.
Our story in a mortal's fourth year sends familiar places and people
into an era unlike anything.
I'm not hate watching though.
I don't like immortal though.
We've got a past year ahead.
The album too announcement was fucking sick.
Depends the world of the album.
I'm curious about the album for myself.
Even further, beyond the warlock and the expansion of Luke Goleen,
We'll be rolling out a new subzone each quarter, complete with wanted monsters and bounties.
We're also adding a new battleground event and continuing to improve the system,
drawing upon your feedback. We'll be making updates to classic zone events,
summoning new Helcury bosses, adding new Ambien quests, and improving the pity timer
for Legendary Jam Drops, and we'll share more as we get closer.
What's your announcement? They're adding a new class.
And new classes out for the album too.
Who are boundaries today?
Making sanctuary feel more...
The warlock.
To celebrate today's spotlight, we've got a promo code available for all players.
And whether you've been with us for a while, or jumping in for the first time,
join us on our Discord and be part of the conversation.
This fourth-year story in Diablo Immortal is a tentpole moment scattered with
heroes, villains, big piles of corpses, and let's be honest, even bigger piles of
loot. You know, much like Emil, playing Diablo at 13 haunted me in a good way. It
woke me up to the gothic style that I still loved so much today. It was fast
past transgressive and had the best character progression of anything I've ever played.
Diablo was a revolution in the way I thought about RPGs.
The beauty of Sanctuary is that its hope tangled with terror at every turn.
As designers, we're hungry to answer the big questions about this world.
What kind of earth-shattering events lead to the era Deckard Cain called the End of
Days?
Yeah, we'll do a word in 8th Mars before state of play.
It's so deep that people would rather
barricade their doors than risk the world outside.
What demonic plots reshaped Sanctuary and set up the age of Diablo 3?
What ushers in the time of the Neph?
The time of the Neph?
The game I'm doing now?
We've barely scratched the surface.
There's so much more on the horizon for Diablo immortal.
Two actually. Two games.
We want to give a massive thank you to all our players
For sticking with us and helping make sanctuary what it is today, we're so happy that you're
part of Diablo's 30 year legacy.
Now let's turn our gaze toward Diablo 4.
Alright, let's see.
We're about to introduce the second new class in Lord of Hatred, dig into brand new features,
and talk about big updates coming to Endgame and Core Systems.
Okay.
Let's get into it.
Endgame changes?
Yeah, if you're right.
Yabba 4 has come a long way since launch.
It's been amazing to see this game grow into something bigger, sharper, and more ambitious
than ever.
And honestly, Zavin, one of my favorite things is to see players push every system we build
to its limits.
Yeah, our players don't sit on the sidelines.
In fact, I'm sure they're all over the comment section right now.
And we love it.
It helps us understand not just what's working, but where we can evolve.
This expansion builds on everything we've learned so far.
Class balance, end game, course systems.
Why are you just doing powers every season, then?
This is our chance to take all of those core pillars and push them even further.
So today, we'll be diving into new features, a new region, and a new end game.
But first, let's take a look at a new class, the Warlock.
Across the Diablo universe, we will get to watch the Warlock evolve.
In Diablo 2 Resurrected, they honed their earliest arcane powers.
Then in Diablo Immortal, their journey takes a rebellious turn, embracing darker forces
and forging their own path.
Now in Diablo 4, the Warlock stands at the height of their strength, fully unleashed and
ready to shape the fate of Sanctuary.
This class is all about turning the wrath of hell against itself, with metal chains,
flames and utter destruction.
The Diablo 4 Warlock is like a heavy metal album cover come to life, fighting fire with
fire.
We have so much more to share about our Warlock, enough that we're dedicating a full developer
update to Warlock on March 5th.
where we'll go deep on the class, their lore, gameplay, and more. For now, let's talk about
how the Warlock and our other new class, the Paladin, are central to the themes of Lord
of Hatred.
How was Paladin?
Many of you have already been familiar with Paladin, experiencing their Holy Might firsthand.
With the Paladin representing light and purity, Warlocks are their darker counterparts, anti-heroes
harnessing the power of hell. This duality is central to the theme of Lord of Hatred.
It's the eternal conflict between angels and demons that humanity stuck in the center as you play
Shadows even larger, but I don't play this any more unfolding saga of hatred
Stretch with the LSE search for salvation building towards a reckoning that will leave a lasting mark on sanctuary
The campaign unfolds and Lord of hatred's new zone scovos
Okay.
bustling at the center of Skobos.
Marble walls, eerie elegance, vibrant patterns,
and rich textures all blend to create
a hauntingly beautiful landscape.
There's a town square teaming with whispers
of the first born.
The long covers of the stars.
You missed the opportunity to announce
one of our cause.
It's really good though.
And the ancient wars that shaped the world.
It's a place where every corner tells a story.
Plus, we built tennis to be the ideal end game city,
crafted to streamline your access to everything you want once the campaign is
concluded.
Hey, I have no sponsor to watch this shit.
Let's talk about Endgame, the Lord of Hatred, and one of its most unique features, Warplanes.
Warplanes give you more control and depth in how you experience the Endgame.
You create a playlist of up to five activities, drawing from Endgame modes, the pit, infernal
hordes, helltides, nightmare dungeons, lair bosses, and the undercity.
what you want, pick your rewards, and jump in.
As you complete activities through Warplans, you'll learn progression towards a unique
skill tree for each of these activities.
These trees let you customize and modify how each activity plays.
You can change the rewards, tweak the monster spawns, even bring features from one activity
into another.
One of the best parts is how Warplans makes the endgame more accessible.
If you're a new player or returning after a break, you can just pick your playlist and
and start playing, learning the systems as you go.
But for veterans, there is a ton of meta progression
and build diversity to explore.
Warplans are really about letting you shape
your own end game experience.
You decide what you wanna focus on,
what you wanna avoid, and how you wanna play.
And for those of you seeking an adrenaline rush,
we're also introducing a hyper rare event
called Echoing Hatred.
If you're lucky enough to find a very rare
trace of Echo's golden ticket in a loot drop,
you'll gain access to the Echoing Hatred event.
There, you'll face infinite waves of enemies
and escalating difficulty.
Each run feels different, with randomized monsters
that force you to adapt your build and tactics.
You're overwhelmed, you gotta do it.
The bigger you go, the more intense the encounters become.
Each wave will test your mastery of the mechanics
and resource management to the point
where we might even throw multiple bosses at you
at the same time.
the longer you last the better the loot and how long this is what I fucking hate
about the album skill there's just so much loot from a chest for war plans and
echoing hatred but this might be a good time to talk about the why after the
campaign wraps up that's when the real journey begins for a lot of our players
endgame isn't just a bonus it's what keeps you coming back to sanctuary and
it's more than just adding new events we want these features to feel meaningful
quality of life changes, like making after you lose some garbage to you, or letting you customize how you play make a huge difference.
There's nothing worse than feeling lost after the credits roll.
With features like war plans and rare events that could be hindered, you don't do any good and reasons to experiment even after returning from a break.
It's all about giving you control and variety. Endgame should be as interesting and rewarding as the story.
That's why we're so focused on quality of life improvements and fresh features for everyone now
Let's talk systems updates which also feed into this philosophy these updates will completely refresh how you build your power your way
Let's start with skill trees. We've seen the joke that they're more like skill twigs
That yeah, is there a loot filter to this?
With the release of Lord of Hatred every player will reap the benefits of a completely overhauled and massively expanded
Okay, that's changes are built to give you more customization than ever before right from the moment you start playing
No more waiting for random item drops or late-game progression to really
Now you'll have meaningful
We're adding new customization options to every single skill across the entire tree it isn't just a small tweak
It's a major disruption to the current class system
Our goal is to make theory crafting go much much further with more complexity than ever before
For instance take the sorcerer's iconic Hydra skill previously
You could only boost its burning damage or ramp up its critical strike potential with the revamped skill tree
You can fine-tune Hydra to your unique playstyle while your Hydra is to attack faster or last longer
You can choose to have their attacks trigger explosions
or continually burn everything in close proximity.
You can even completely transform the skill,
turning your hydras into frost hydras.
Okay, cool.
To unlock new combos with all your other frost abilities.
The new options let you experiment with every possibility
as you refine the build that's most fun for you.
Wait, could you do that in deep room?
And we're not leaving any class behind.
Alongside the Paladin and the Warlock,
Every class will be getting these updates,
and they will be available to all players,
regardless of Lord of Hatred ownership.
Each class will get more than 40 rework choices,
and over 80 additional options.
Lord of Hatred owners are gonna get even more.
Like a spin-tooling rogue.
Over 20 additional transformative skill choices.
On top of the skill tree overhaul,
we're adding a brand new itemization system,
the talisman, and with it comes the return
of charms and sets.
Here's how it works.
Once you get your talisman, charms will begin dropping in the game.
For a charm to be active, it must be placed inside your talisman.
Charms can be of any rarity, but the set charms have the greatest potential.
Equipping multiple charms from the same set will unlock additional set bonuses.
With the talisman, charms, and sets, you can customize and fine tune your characters like
never before with the powers of the greatest Herodram.
And speaking of Herodram, Lord of Hatred comes with the Herodric Cube, a legendary tool for
a legendary way to craft.
You'll combine rare materials, unlock additional properties, and forge items that fit your
play style.
The Herodric Cube is the beginning of your chase for late game greatness, opening up
new opportunities to shape your journey and pursue those ultimate rewards.
It's a heartfelt call back to the cube in Diablo 2.
reimagined for Diablo 4's itemization. Next, Loot Filters. They finally arrived.
You've been asking for this since day one and we've heard you. Whether you're
chasing Unix or filtering out Junk, Loot Filters give you the right amount of
control over your journey. While we're so excited to finally be adding Loot
Filters to the game, we are going to continue to listen to your feedback and
stay committed to refining Loot Filters over time to make sure that it works for
you. This is shaping up to be quite a year for Diablo 4. Perfect timing for Diablo's
30th anniversary. I've been playing Diablo for as long as I've been gaining on PC.
No, that hasn't made me feel down so much.
Starting to burn out Diablo handed to me by a friend at school. Discovering the game's
randomized content blew my mind, and soon I was playing Diablo 2 online at PC cafes,
eventually diving into modding and joining Blizzard. I've been a proud servant of hell
ever since. We hope this year's expansion and all its new features are the same sense
of discovery and excitement you felt when you first stepped into Sanctuary. Whether you're
exploring Skobos or reaching your greatest potential within your class fantasy, or simply
celebrating another milestone with a Diablo 1 remake, we're grateful to have you with
us. Thank you for being a part of this adventure.
Okay, I thought it was pretty solid.
When darkness comes first, it will see hell, screaming.
I think of the horror game.
What was the name of the horror game?
It is so cool to see the warlock class rise across the Diablo universe.
From the scholarly manipulator, to the punk rock demon commander, to the metal powerhouse,
This tells a story that spans generations, illuminating the legacy of the Vizharai and
the strength of those bold enough to wield its forbidden power.
You can dive into the origins of the Diablo Warlock and so much more right now in Rain
of the Warlock, live today in Diablo 2 Resurrected.
We love bringing sanctuary to life and we're grateful that you can join us to help us kick
off Diablo's 30th anniversary.
behalf of everyone here today and the Diablo team across the globe thank you
for being a positive challenge with us. Are we clear? We got it. They're gonna
freak out at BlizzCon when we announce it.
There it was. There it was. I thought that was solid, man, to be honest. Am I honestly
honest opinion. I didn't do shit. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
La bomba! It's la bomba! Okay, go go go go go go go go go go go go! Just get in here,
Oh shit.
I got a coagulated bullet.
It tells you when you get one.
Okay.
Yeah, Bloodborne PC tomorrow, new God of War announcements, Egypt.
Uh...
Is this game good? This game's great, yeah.
I won't finish it today, but I'll finish it tomorrow, and then I'll have some other horror games to do.
But this game has been legit.
This game is like 15 bucks, too.
but I'm very cheap for the for the game yeah the game but I thought I turned
that off
Oh, yeah, Witcher 3 new expansion, true.
Romeo is dead as Romeo is flushed.
It's a bit too, I don't remember what the word is now, like, effectos.
Particle effects.
It's visually overwhelming, yes, thank you, that's a good one.
Visually overwhelming.
It's very creative and funny game though.
Path is clear.
Clara!
Don't you get it?
You're li-
Oh, which number?
Seven.
Little schemes are putting all of us at risk.
It's only a matter of time before they catch me.
And when they do, we all go down the road.
You can't keep living your miserable little life.
I can't keep living your miserable little life if you want, but I'm done scraping by.
This isn't a game, Mauro. Our mission is bigger than a handful of coins.
Save me the lecture. If they haven't figured it out, I'm also laughting by now.
They never will.
No, Belving.
Myzer check you, thanks, 26!
Is that a threat?
Uh-uh. No. Just a warning.
Just a warning? No threats?
Me, me, me, me, me.
I see you!
Not anymore. Ah!
Sonic racing game I tried it and then I flushed it
No
Hey, Mario, did you remember to bring the flashlight?
No?
Aw, fuck.
Aw, shit.
100% collection, so will the self on the Albatru stream when.
That is like years of challenge.
I can smell you old skin.
You could take fucking months just to get a Turial's Mite.
I heard you.
Yeah, it's insane, but you do have terror zones now though, so I guess it's a bit quicker
I was gonna say fuck, but I fucked up.
Alright, we can leave. Hopefully get a save. I haven't saved in a while.
Tomorrow I'm gonna beat this game and then we have some horror games until
State of play 11 p.m.. And it's like an hour long or whatever and then Friday is re-animal
Horrors stacked up, bruv
What
We go in
I did not have a loan up to see what I'm making a run for it.
I'm going for it.
The shawty's amazing, you just can't kill her.
But I know of, at least.
Torre!
Schnell! Schnell!
Oh!
Tight.
Yeah, I can go here now.
I'll try Mugenics.
Stop! I don't want to try XCOM.
Or San Andreas Chaos mod.
That's 12x62!
Yeah, I would do XCOM with Twitch integration, of course.
So it chooses random chatters as Marines and random chatters as the enemies in the missions.
At least I believe that's how it works. Pretty sick.
Oh, there's solid till transmission after all, so okay.
Creative takes 59.
there yeah there's rumors that DNC six yeah but maybe I should play some
some reasonable gains too, you know?
Vask?
Who's shooting?
Salad just did 100% achievements in RE6.
It's already six on steam it is right
It is yeah
Good job, but there it is, well man, thanks for chillin'.
Squeak.
Yeah, that's up there, now we can start the water pressure, I guess.
Any save in here?
should open from the other side and he's saved down there you did all
campaign speedrun salad I know you speedrun are you six-point it was all
campaigns
All right, here's the water pressure.
They only need to reroute the water into the fire, but hold on, what was that area under
here?
Yeah, already 5 with Mika I would like to do.
Hachi Bukai, thanks for the fortune.
This down here must be something.
Or have I been here?
Wait!
OHHHHHH!
This is where I came from.
Okay, cool.
Well, I'll play a Sheva?
Fuck, you know, I'm playing as Voided Chris, dude.
Roy did Chris with a haymaker. That's the best part about the game.
Sheva! Hurry!
Oh hey, there's a save here. Perfect.
Alright.
Now I'm gonna save, and then we're gonna check the horror games that we're doing tomorrow.
So, obviously I'm gonna finish this tomorrow, but I should, unless I get stuck on one of them puzzles.
Um...
So...
One Cycle in Desu?
What the hell is in Desu?
Oh, is that already five boss?
I don't remember one called in this here. Um, let's see. Not mugenics. Uh, what? Where is the game? Plaguehard?
Uh, no, it was called
Hmm
I've seen games and we got our player ready. I've seen games that come out that I'm like, oh, I'm gonna play this day in a horror day
Oh, yeah oil oil oil oil something
We have this, the stalking stairs, very good reviews, stalking stairs, and then we have
oil, oil, oil, what's it called, oil?
Oil lead, no, it's not, wait, no, oh, it is this one, why is it mixed reviews?
NOOOOOOOOO
Oh yeah ice cream shop. We got one of these. Oh, yeah, yeah young. Oh, I was about to younger simulator
No, wait. Oh, what is this the Butcher's Village? It comes out it came out today
Hmm.
It looks a bit sloppy. Not that that's ever stopped me before.
Do you hear the time to play the demo? Yeah, it's pretty solid.
I heard about this one, Sutharya.
I mean I'm not sure I want to see anymore.
This could be good.
Is there not a single review for it? No, I mean it came out today.
Could play that tomorrow. Uh, what was that called? Sundere?
No, Sundere. Sundere?
Yeah, my point is there is definitely, there's new games out.
Uh... Sundere?
No, what the hell was it called?
Escape from Yandere? I think it was this one.
Answer me!
Are you okay?
Do you love me?
I love you.
I'm very glad you came.
Come in.
You're so strong.
Do you like music?
I love listening to music.
I love you.
Oh, you have to use your microphone for this?
Don't upset me.
This is your room.
Yep, but Jade Empire win Wow, I haven't heard that one in a while
Oh, Parabellum. Yeah, I know about it. I know about it.
Hellraiser Game Store trailer? No, it's right here. I have it open.
This game is gonna- I have it- I have expectations for this game.
I really do. Let's watch it. Fuck it.
This game is gonna be so brutal.
I need her.
Oh, Lefther thinks that it's Ted, dude.
Near I feel this rush.
I need her.
Oh, Lefther thinks it's a 10, dude!
Oh, for new fellas. Thank you, thank you.
The box!
The whole like, the box and opening it, summoning the Cenobytes is very egg of the demaking
in berserk and summoning the god hand.
I'll kill it!
I can feel it!
Such delicious toy!
It is done!
She belongs to the Labyrinth now.
But perhaps we can come to an arrangement.
What do you want from me?
You will give yourself to our purpose, all that you are.
It's very condemned very condemned
Yeah, they censor the trailer I
Yeah, I'm very excited for this game. I really am
Really am dude
You open the box, you know, I came
I think you could say playing heaven does not respond so instant playing it. Let me see heaven does not respond
This one
Is this a code like a game psychological analog horror game
hmm okay seems kind of cool very good
reviews
yeah we're having a horror date tomorrow
for sure because um there is definitely
some horror games out man wait movie
game drops tomorrow part of the forest
This one
Roy Roy one of them FMV games, huh?
These are always fun to stream though. It's like watching a movie with chat. I like it
There's always one man
Anyways
Thank you all for watching
Appreciate you
Oh
Yo, two new people joined the wings for life. Let's go
Very very cool. Thank you
You can change your name in the race to your twitch name if you want like my name is Elias Mega Man
Then I know which chatter is which
Yeah, I'll be back tomorrow, usual. I think the day I'm gone is like, the 18th? That's
the next day I'm gone in six days. Wait, Greyhill Incident reprobed his auto switch.
Have I shrunk a bit? You look a bit lower down.
a tiny bit dude tiny bit
no posture yeah i'm playing re-animal friday i got a corpa with it
corpa corpa all right now i'm going i'm going very excited for re9 i i've been staying away
from like all the footage except the begin like the the announcement trailer I think
that's the only thing we saw whatever I've seen on stream is the only shit I've seen
I think there was only the announcement trailer very excited I'm also excited for RE9 randomizer
permadeath it's gonna be tight okay tomorrow horror day finishing this game first Chris
I don't think it'll take too long.
Then, yeah, we have the others.
I'm gonna browse Discord a bit to see if there's anything recommended.
How many people are in total time for the event?
For Wings for Life? 67?
Shut up. Just shut up.
Shut up.
You should see the state of what's been cooking in RE4 Remake Renda.
Are they changing it more I'm out see you tomorrow
Bye-bye.
I love you guys.