I
What up?
Old Devil's Port of Timurla.
I'm not sure what you're doing.
I'm just trying to figure out how to get the game going.
Oh, it's the first time
Classic
Mira
Hey, thanks 35 car. Thanks for three
We have Mal, I think it's the 119, and Gur,
have watched a movie called, Battle Royale, 200,
I,
you
Marathon. I saw this type of corp buffer marathon. I definitely don't think I'll get a corp
Buffer Marathon. I definitely don't think so.
Replay a GTA 5 Chaos mod? No, the San Andreas Chaos mod though.
Those are some sort of expansion for warrants meeting us yesterday, too
Oh, but we kind of know what they're gonna add for where wins meet those since China is like a year ahead
No, I said the exact opposite you change that it's not up my alley
Be complete opposite, bro
I haven't played Arc- no I never- you mean Arc Raiders? No, I never played it. Never played it.
I
It's gonna be hard to do before 9 exceptio. I mean it will happen what happens
Because that's a secret red planet if I tell you it's not a secret is it?
LA after the mom's sponsorship if go gets one after all he stopped watching that stream right away and you stay
Yeah, I probably should have just turned it off like he did though.
Probably, yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah.
Is this new? Yep. Three days old as game is, I think.
Someone asked about the foreground, the background. No, I haven't had any issue with the foreground, background, arts, what's in front of you, or what's not, whatever.
It's fine. It's fine.
God, I war.
No, really, not really.
Y'all thick and plain about it?
No, I mean, I guess if you're not used to playing a lot of games, maybe, I don't know.
I have never had an issue with it.
Not a single time would a Wolverine-
right depends on how much side content you do will be I want to do all the
olive trees that's where the cool shit is yeah I've had some bugs I have
Yeah, apparently Mr. Yuff. Maybe it doesn't game a lot.
into this story
Focus if you wish me to proceed
TC
Let's go
No, this game is not finished at the Metruvania. It's a lot to do
There's a lot to do
The other like 29
The other
do do do
halt kratos
going to the blacksmith
how's my first session with this game? lovely
sounds cool
What does a stream tag mega gamer means?
It means that I'm the mega gamer.
Mega gaming. You know?
The gamer.
It's probably atreus, isn't it?
What up, Mad Max? Bike of X-44?
The VA's a bit...
questionable sometimes see if we have other duties but you have og kratos
chiming in sometimes which is cool
bump up bottom buh-bum back to sport um all right
okay
The demo is not loaded in. I was wondering that too. I don't know where he is, but whatever.
We'll keep moving.
You two are causing trouble?
137, thank you. There he is.
Ignore him brother. I'm going to find Ace.
For your information, sir, we cleared the old winery of an evil wine creature.
A wine creature? Sure you did. Now get inside. I heard an evil bread creature escape the old greenery and is probably angry. You killed his friend.
for sparta yes sir this day was boys Robin from Teen Titans I have no idea I'd
never seen Teen Titans
I'm going to be right back.
Yeah.
Blacksmith
we're going up there. Okay.
Yeah.
Why is she talking to Brontis?
Why is she talking about Brontis? He's awful. You know who she likes?
Susie.
Brontis from half. He chases the world. Good point, brother.
Why is Kratos so weak? What happened to his rage? It's almost like he's 14 or something in this game.
Before he killed his family and got manipulated by the gods.
You found a hideout he kept in the sister.
He was working on a recipe using eels and black broth.
Oh, did you trace where he went for ingredients?
That's the plan. Wish us luck.
That reminds me, his mother gave me something.
It's supposed to be his lucky charm.
Take it. Maybe it'll help somehow.
It's Harry's fault.
Keep me posted, okay?
You too. I mean, we'll talk.
More.
How could Ares do this?
Can't believe it.
Was they ever playable before this game?
Not that I remember now.
I
Was nothing we can do
He doesn't show this young in that game borough not that I remember
So
The co-op is like after the main story or something like that.
It's PS5 only, yeah it is.
I can see levels of these before. Is that on enhance? Yeah, here. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
And that's where battle cry is.
That sounds very powerful.
Well, I played the Albatru Warlock update. Ah, no.
No plans man. Oh yeah, it was the hunters one. Yeah, I got this one. That seems interesting.
Something with the marks. You mark an enemy and then something, something, I don't know.
explode the mark sounds cool I mean I'll test it I'm curious about it I need more
rusty scrap yo what up Francis Kratos x92 let me up there's our a bit
little bit meh I would also like to try
this one but I'll try Hunter's Blade
first oh man this one is so
incredibly mega ass of hell I have
nothing else
was this oh yeah there's the geysers
Maybe this is better. I should test it.
Also I'm curious about this. That suits you. Thanks man. Thanks.
Oh get now we're talking death's gambit I think I've been a flushed out game feel
like I did
Yeah, I got updated, yeah.
Now we'll see how this goes.
What do you need?
I would like to enhance this.
I need so much Crudor in shift.
The guy remade's pretty good now.
Nice.
Forge something.
Yeah, no, here.
Oh, I just wanna change this to that.
more stun and force and damage last faith was good too that one I did play I
did I did no idea except yeah
over and over he had this place down in the cistern where he camped out
collecting wooden sculptures and making his own version of black broth we found
lion hair in several places he really gets around ace is there any news of a
see these no nothing not that anyone other than you two are looking for him
confident you'll see a less faith try looking her spirits but with each passing
day her worry grows the Kokopis claim they saw someone our age on the mountain
it's not much to go on but but we're going there next except well we still
have our outstanding communal chores here in Sparta if only someone could cover
for us here all right all right I'll do them but you better find them we'll do
sir you we thought a monster made out of living wine it was so weird they
must have such a fucking nerve
great folks and I fought and stared off a massive
rebellion first you don't say and that was after already taking on a cyclops
There's being an ugly as file our canico sets
Hi through things 46 man, thank you
Well, let's see if it'll be as crashes today. I made some changes
Surely it won't right?
Don't think crimson. That's gonna be the biggest scam in the game history
No, I don't that game is really hard to place it is
you
Yeah, exactly, Merler, yeah.
Excellent your bus, please
That's what I'm afraid of to accept the area. It's gonna be hard to finally go and maybe grant us your perceptive sight
This enchantment should aid you in seeking your answers
Can I use those red ones now?
Make use of them they may hold your skills
Know how important that is to your pursuit of the vanguard circle Kratos. Thank you, sir
Thank you, sir
Yeah, it kind of seems like Black Desert online but single-player
Climber than you see there
Okay, except yeah, huh
Icon you can take a picture
Take a picture and add a marker to the map. Oh, and then you can hover over the marker to view the image I
I feel like this would have been great to have earlier on
Before I put all these damn markers and not remembering what they are
Like what is this I put this here you think I remember what this is I have no idea or this what do I need for this?
Would have been nice to have this earlier
But now I'm already this much through.
Oh well, better late than ever.
Perhaps.
Zoom!
Do you think Crimson does it in the same world with Gears before Black Desert Online?
I don't cry.
Black Desert had pretty good combat, right?
I played it, like, on release.
I remember the combat was pretty fun.
Yeah.
Zoom!
Yeah, I heard Laird's Fear God announced.
I was told in chat.
Best combat MMO game?
I believe it.
Uh, so I'm going up there now.
We're climbing a mountain now.
Well, let's go and check it.
It's not really any point in trying to run and find all these treasures and stuff until
I have all the movement abilities unlocked.
What up?
Can I ask you something without you going a little quiet on me?
Hmph.
No promises.
Do you ever think about love?
Is this about Lysandra again?
She likes you.
She talks to you like you're more than just a spear and a shield.
That's rare.
Lysandra's...she's...she's great.
She's not my priority.
Maybe someday.
But right now, I'm trying to make the vanguard, sir.
Hey, you!
training harder than everyone else.
Thanks, Nightspar.
Every hour, every day.
You think a love is going to slow you down?
I think distractions get you killed.
I think you're scared.
I think you're 11.
Yeah, and I'm still better with girls than you.
I was getting ready to stab him.
I mean Kratos is the Rizzlord later.
Rizzlord.
If only Deimos knew how he handled Aphrodite,
he handled Aphrodite, man, but he won't, unfortunately.
Well, can I open this?
I don't know what it is or like what I need to do it.
Oh, you need a double jump or something.
Yeah.
Yeah, I remember this one.
It's above me and you need some type of wall jump.
Yeah, it's right here.
Don't get this.
Take a photo.
I'll remember it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think I'm going to remember it.
Hey, you!
Yo, shit, today's 93!
Oh fuck, these birds have spawned here now?
These birds are so glitchy, by the way, it's insane.
It's stuck behind my camera now.
And now it's stuck up in the ceiling.
They're like the glitchiest enemy in the game.
Oh, you need the...
root thing here. Okay, let's try this picture thing.
So, right here...
Can I mark this cycle marker?
Oh, so...
Okay, have I put that picture there now? No?
Remove.
No.
I think I've put a picture there now.
Let me let me switch tile
Yeah, okay, this should have been in the since the beginning of the game it would have been so helpful
Because now I know exactly what I need here, but I'm already like this through the game
Well, I mean at least we have it now
in the beginning yeah nerdy thanks to rate man up and a good strum because
this is a great feature a great one it's very very nice to have
Oh shit, you get a lot, you get like 200 for killing those.
But...
Okay, that move actually deals damage though.
cool and that's an upgraded oh I like it I like that move way better than the
other shit how do I get up here thank Ubisoft for that feature were they the
first one to use it. Are they worth? Okay. Yeah, it is a great feature. Every
Metroidvania should have that. Every single one. Oh, it's lost crown that was
the first through the pick thing. Okay, all right. Huh. Oh, it's a gas thing here.
I could do this. Just gotta find it. Where's the gas? Unless I've already done it here, I'm not sure.
One feature, taking picks to Mark. So I just unlocked this feature after going through a lot of this game.
So I've marked where treasures are like a green question mark. I have no idea what this means.
I took it because I can't access it, but I don't know what I need.
But now I unlock the feature to take a photo of these, but I've already been through so many
things where I've placed up and I don't know what I need. Like these for example, what do I need here?
There!
So it would have been nice to have this earlier.
But yeah, it's a better late than never.
Right here I need something, so I'm gonna take a photo.
Is that photo there by default now, or do I have to place it?
Yeah, it is!
Oh my god, this is so good!
Bellum, thanks 56. It's actually worth killing those Minotaurs. Oh wait, I'm supposed to
go to the right, not left. I am d-ent. See, here I also need something by the way. So
now I have a picture here. I need the grappling hook or whatever. Dr. Kim, that's 57 rub.
How much do you get for killing these?
Face equals tank.
I didn't block a single attack from him. Yep.
Okay.
I am acing this game Morishiba, acing it.
Oh these enemies are rough.
Okay so I'm in this area now. Wait do I have any upgrades for this? I feel like I do.
Oh, archive, this resources, this game is so unrealistic. They didn't have cameras over
2500 years ago. The developers really should have done no search.
Hey, you!
True, true.
I have auditemis, yeah.
And, oh yeah, I have a Dionysus one.
Is there a temple close to me?
Yeah, there is.
I'm gonna go teleport to Dionysus,
cause I can increase my healing then.
That's very true.
You know me so well, master.
Where's that boar again?
Can you actually catch that boar?
I wonder.
It's gone. It's the second time I see it here. Kelsix55 and Montyman, thank you.
What temple is this? I don't know. Is this Dionysus? Well, shit it is.
that the increases of those are huge right it's a huge health increase I know
right Nautilus and all right is anyone playing a smite these days how smite
Cuz they released smite too and then I never heard anything more of the game
Smite to killed it. Yeah, it's kind of seems like it
I
This guy
Should play deadlock is that gay bin
come you are you following us brother I have watched you down to Cyclops
bought a step down in impressive for your age they also know you searched for
the missing boy no we were just on assignment sir the sculptor was not do
that do not lie you just on yourself and you insult me I am not the adoges I am
a judge. A man must make his own choices. Just be prepared to live with the consequences.
Sir, enough to get your knives. Your knives. You will need that. You walk your own path.
Choose to look for the boy. Choose not to. Just know. The further from home you go,
more difficult to return.
Goa team 113 and whistle. Thanks 26. Sarnord. Thanks 45. Thank you guys. I appreciate it literally
philosophically both
Not provides a sturdy anchor for ascending and descending walls. Oh
Now I can go up those things. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, now I can climb walls, huh, okay, yeah, that's pretty big, how's the game been?
I like this game a lot, it's, it's, sometimes it's definitely big, like I've had a few bugs.
I mean I need it right there so I'm just gonna go back and grab that.
Okay, man left.
Yeah, the combat's getting more and more complex the further in you get in this.
and shard. Need a glaive? I don't think I'll get any other weapon in this to be honest.
ZOO!
yeah this game is ps5 exclusive yeah replace this your own exclusive I oh
wait I can actually grab this sacred monument now too and I can remove this
picture because I have this already
uh yeah you know what fucking I'll go and do it because I can climb up there
now. PS5 is a game, yeah dude. Let's get them back there fast.
But yeah, the birds are the most annoying enemy in this.
Yeah, it's just over here Yeah, I got a war betrayal. No, yeah, I know about it. I never played it though
I think it's the only God of where I haven't played you can probably emulate it though, right?
Maybe that could be fun for just a small playthrough.
I don't know where that, when that game takes place in the lore.
Yay!
Oh, this is for the onus this again, so I'm actually going back to that temple now. I go right past it up there
Okay, that's tight
Don't remove that
Boom boom boom boom back and forth back and forth back and back and back and forth back and forth
What abjoke box is a Sunday today. Yeah, it is
almost sticks release time these they've devs made five knots of freddies
game the pit wasn't played the pits which one was that
Hey you.
Daylord Phythus, to your anniversary.
Thank you bro.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, Into the Pit was good though.
That was a good game.
Yeah, I flushed it.
But it was still good
Last from his devs. Oh, yeah, that's true
So
Now when re9 is out of Angus, it's re9 permadeath, re9 randomizer permadeath.
No, not no hits.
How did you feel when finishing the U3?
Felt like I was free from prison at the last section.
Yeah, I felt a bit sweet.
is it?
energy L
wait did I forget to go to the
Ah
Gimmick sludge thanks to 52 dude. Oh, he's the figure now. Yeah, he is
What's up with that huh yeah, I do all the got things about the year. Thank you
you. Did I get this one? Yeah, let's go. Dionysus grants health region. Increase the size of
the healing vessel not bald
the new style until trailer yeah those are right I'll play it
if you're a part of that 30 now whichever you play this game on Spartan
I am on Spartan difficulty.
Yeah, we talked a little bit about the the Jaffas situation. Yeah, we did Mr. Codaver.
over. How much is this one? One and a half. Our charge is not lost when damage is taken
is pretty huge and then you have a perfect release
God of War is on sale right now minus 60% of 20 bucks and playable on Steam
deck worth a pickup yes yes yes yes
Frosty Scrab we need those.
barn bar.
Rosty scrap, very nice.
Skorpa!
So, what did you mean he's cryptate?
What are they?
So, what did you mean he's cryptic?
What are they?
Elite Spartan soldiers, chosen to patrol the lands and surface of Spartan.
They are dangerous and work alone in secret.
Oh.
I prefer 2018 to where I grew up. They're both amazing though.
For sure.
I
Cancel 20 thank you dude. Thank you
Biggest thank you is
Why is there a random flower there?
That's a bit suspect.
Okay.
Oh, now I'm back here.
Wait, is this the yelfa room?
No.
Oh.
Oh
Score to fall
Come back, I want to kill.
What?
It's a new enemy.
A savage harpling.
Wait, blow into the speaker on the controller.
Okay.
The Lycurgis bus now possesses the power to commune with a spirit plane by emitting Aral
like those from the ears I can't believe that worked well the eyes and mouth and
been no help should we give the ears a shot oh
whoa you can open secret walls with this I know definitely where there is a
the secret wall right in the temple
there's a temp yeah here right here Hestia
fucking hell
last room where flower was oh you're right you're a genius dude you're most
definitely right
I'm not sure what's going on, but I'm not sure.
NOODS! He was wrong! Get him!
Why game is good to get from steam because it is on discount?
No, I'm joking. It was a very good idea.
It was a very good idea.
Yo, a job at it, like, 53?
I don't know if this is speaking through my controller.
Why do I remove that to the left?
Our region report.
Oh, we're climbing up there!
Oh
Harder than Olympics 49
Oh, so do good gimmicks
Holy insane enemy.
Another streamer I was watching that was playing this didn't get the demo speaking through
the controller.
So he just looked like Kratos was skits on talking to himself?
I mean, yeah, that's what it feels like, to be honest.
of
One last thing about Jaffa and his hate for Mitrovanias, the Mitro community calls
the Jaffa room in Mitro Dreb because he was so bad at the game, I got stuck there, yeah?
Skroopon!
He gave a sub to Hand of Urga, reset.
I'm good, the prema.
Thank you for asking.
Skroopon!
Skiffon!
What if at the end of the game creators omit you made everything up to screw with his daughter?
I don't- I think- I have an idea where the end is gonna be or what it's gonna be, but
I ain't tellin'.
I'll tell you if I'm right or wrong, though, when I get there.
You can parry, yeah.
are you a fixer of my imagination? I am definitely not Moe. I am real. Fucking Scoriface, dude.
Oh
What was that oh shit these guys
Okay
The game is like definitely getting more difficult. Are you kidding me? What is this?
Star Wars racing game? I mean I'll destroy Chad in it, no doubt. It would be fun to play
Is it what was it coming to scheme? I don't remember
There's a ball here, okay, they have the same moves as the other God of Wars it looks like
be careful should be easy to parry this
You don't fire, uh, ghost man.
A satir stalker.
What's up with the ball here?
Oh
Weird
No
Blow in the controller as you hold the head
dead. Mods! No. Have I seen David Jaffez opinion on this game? Yes, we talked about it a bit.
Oh no! These guys! Dude, I have no healing!
Oh...
Those enemies are insane!
Okay, they have a parry, all right.
They're very weak to this fire, though.
When they don't block every single move!
Yes!
Okay, he's on fire.
die oh dude satyrs they that enemy god of war one oh my god yeah what I'll blow I
like
fox down it takes five years five long ass years okay I'm getting destroyed by
score game. Wait what's up with this? This is kind of weird. Is there a secret
there?
Okay. Is it worth brother? If you're a God of War fan I like
I'm liking this a lot, but I am like God of War is my favorite series
That's cool. I mean spider
So there's the head to work on this
No, I type for a picture
Nice
I guess we'll long jump this.
So
Now I can see what this was yep need a platform ability
I have no plans for Garfield car
You'll get wings? Well, you don't get wings until God of War 2 when you rip Icarus' wings off of him.
So I don't think you'll have any wings here.
Nice, I need that.
I want to switch spear to the marking instead.
What the hell is this area?
I'm back in the wine area.
First time I see you live.
Well, welcome, Rebel.
Ever played Ridley's Labyrinth?
No, never have.
Wait, there's that bore again.
Hold on, I want to go down and see.
I don't know what I needed for this monument, so I'm going to go check.
I might be able to get it now.
Move! Move! Everybody move! Okay.
Can I get this monument to the right?
No, you need the flower gimmick.
Uh, no way, no you don't. Wait, yeah, yeah you do. Yeah. Okay, time for a picture. Nice.
Yoink!
Shinixen, said ma'am.
I'm so excited to do another God of War, man. Are you kidding me now? I have to no
I have to go
Why there's no way back up from here, so I have to go I
Have to go here and all the way around again
There's a path up there, that's where I wanted to go.
oh wait yeah maybe I can go here like up yeah of course lol yeah of course I can
add a lolalo no that was some like a minion evil wasn't it I've never seen a
minion movie I can't relate also there's a question mark here which might be
I
Any healing enjoyers
It's a dog who
So there is a question mark here.
I think I can get it now though.
Pretty sure I can.
No, oh that question mark is that door right there? I can't open that yet
Wait picture
Okay, we're back nice very nice what are we hold out?
It's your birthday valley in only two more years till 30 what happy 28. Hope you have a good 28 birthday value
Treat yourself. It's important to do some times.
Alright, we're good.
So now we go all the way to the right instead. Yay!
You ready for jump?
Okay.
At least you don't die.
That was great.
flushed out all right we go here then
we already killed everything here
the opposite games an insult to the fans has too much storytelling and
Questions where the fuck creators is generic is
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
But I'm greasy out
My name is Jaffa
Ella class ago. Oh nice
I'm trying to increase the hunters blade, which I actually can't now.
Time to use switch blade.
So this unlocks crimson exile, where you mark an enemy.
Let's see how it is.
I have no idea.
I
Got that one let's see here save
exit switch gear this that and
and...
Hunter's Blade.
It's focused on silencing foes with a Hunter's Mark,
and the new L1 and Triangle to detonate it.
It also increases your string stat up.
That's cool.
Well, let's see how good that is.
I mean the cool down on it is it is insane if that's
That's the only thing you do with it
Do other stuff okay, this increases chance multiplier
This doesn't increase anything but this increases strength stat. Okay. Yeah, alright. I see okay. That's cool
When does it increase strengths that like is that the level because it's level three
I don't really get what that means okay, so this one has two
But this one has one.
Why this one has three?
I don't get it.
What do these yellow things mean?
What does that mean?
I don't really know.
Set bonus?
Oh, is it a set bonus?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
So this is Steel Fortune.
And that would give you hunters, mites,
with a tactical divide of so ass, oh my god.
So there's a whole, there's set bonuses in the game.
Hmm
Well, that's great if I want to increase my strings that I gotta equip this shitty ass thing again, it's so terrible
I have to try every wall now.
single one
Thank you.
GASERS!
I
In Swedish it's called Gay said
Yeah, I can't break open these doors yet.
It's also something we need to picture.
Is that a mark?
That, um, okay.
So does it continually deal damage?
I don't know.
I mean, this guy's marked now.
I don't really get...
Can I get up and play video game?
And then fucking score the fuck.
Stop!
Yeah, so Crimson XL will detonate Mars, but does Mars do anything on itself though?
I don't know
Was he taking continue also it is a dog too. Oh
Oh, yeah, yeah, they do actually. Okay, that's cool. Might be pretty good. But I don't like
the other... to get the set bonus you need the absolute ass thing. This one. That thing
is the weakest shit I've ever seen.
I
Have no healing and no health children
No, your children
Spartans are you injured?
Are we injured and did you not hear me?
You are Spartans. I heard you, but you are still children
Did my chain hurt you when I turned it was not my intent
We are fine. Wait. How are you talking?
talking? Her friends don't talk. I was not always as you see me now. It is a long story.
You have always been my role to protect children. My name is Audra Steyer.
Why are you screeching? As Stemphalion now roosts atop this mountain. I was trying to
scare her off. I have been chained here so long. My voice is all I have.
Then let us do something about that.
Otrastea, have you seen another boy here in the mountains?
Fab?
Lost?
I have seen no one save you two.
But if a boy your age was here, it is only if the Stemfallian used his bones for her
rest.
I am sorry.
Thank you for my freedom.
I welcome seeing this sky again.
Wait, so who is Adrasteja?
lure frowns
here
nature alone cannot meld the lion and the eagle it requires divine action to create a griffin as such they're exceedingly rare creatures to encounter
Puzzlingly there is nothing in my memories as drum by and shimmer from the life of lycurgus that speaks to such a prisoner within
teghettos
More puzzling still this Griffin has the power of speech and a test that her role has always been to protect kids
Clearly, there's more to her story
Greetings tickers
First talking monkeys now we're talking Griffin. Is this really a true story father? I could not invent such things
Believe them or do not
Okay, I believe you keep pulling
I don't know, man.
I'm not gonna get in there.
Can I have these boys by Jimmy Neutron?
Oh, come on.
This is so...
Oh, shit.
Yo, nice.
Lepheus, leap 42.
Rooka, 1 year anniversary.
and boogie man like 75 freaking friday thanks for the 85
how is this not a path looks like the most obvious path in existence
of
There's nothing I can do about it.
It's actually- yeah, it's over.
It's over. Yeah, I have no help left.
It's over.
I can't even see any- yeah.
Well, I rolled out of the screen.
All of mine to go! Fuck that, I'm outta here.
No, I'm killing him. I'm no pussy.
I rule, what? Let me rule.
But I pressed wrong booth though and I pressed L2 instead of-
Awww, where is this gonna put me?
Are you kidding me?
Well I don't have to redo this though.
Yeah, no I don't.
Okay, we're fine then.
Not like this was a lot but still.
Okay, trying to learn to parry them.
that attack see what I mean don't you stand there
of
What?
This is only on PlayStation.
dude this guy's level five
oh mind the gulf what's happening and I'll stop okay yeah yeah yeah yeah
Let's go then. Pussy! Watch, I almost died.
Yeah, the fire spirit does seem way better.
It does.
At least we tried this now.
I will actually switch it.
switch up is on cooldown no I play with
joystick yoy yoy equals thick what is
chance multiplier anyways what does
chance mean critical impacts okay yeah
it's crits
Might upgrade that steel edge because that also unlocks some kind of ability that would be kind of cool
There's the board again boy. Oh come back
Wait I can't go here picture
I didn't get destroyed. I'm so alive and he's dead, all right.
Yeah, I sell this. I'm actually excited for the God of War show, like the TV show.
I definitely ask potential to be... I'm dead.
Good can also be a huge fucking disappointment
shot off fucking bird
I
Why am I was on 10% HP?
Yeah, it could be because I'm playing on Spartan difficulty, the hardest one.
The hardest of gaming difficulties.
Oh, yeah, this one's also part of the steel set, I mean, I think I'm gonna try to upgrade
that and see what you get out of it, it could be cool.
for crits. Zoom! Yeah, give me more of those. Any secret wall here? Hey, raided, thanks to
four
Well, I'm supposed to go to the right, but
Aha
Oh a spinning strike, okay, let me see
one two three oh that one's kind of cool but it's part of the hunter's set though
but but my set doesn't want with a mark yeah hi I had a kitten named Elias he
was a great fighter unfortunately the devil sucked him in and devoured him
search the fuck
me eugenics oh okay anonymous because of the cadets gamer yay I think I have the
full hunters now if I wanted to use it to moderately increase strengths that I'll test it
I got cooled down so I can't switch it.
Waiting thank you
Moderately increases strengths that oh wait, I don't need to have the tip to get that bonus
Hey, that's actually pulled
or do I know I do I do never mind yeah be
weird if I didn't
cool yeah I'll test this see how it is
man sticks on the 17th probably 19th since I'm gone on the 18th
surely not noughting him surely not
picture
I'm fucking dead.
I like it I think it's cool I think it's cool for a god of war nerd like me
This has to be a wall.
Yep, sure was.
cautious brother. I hope the series is worth all this trouble. Brave men may not live forever,
but cautious men do not live at all. Remember, every Spartan is worth it.
We're what dirty? I finished chapter four of Romeo last night. I got spawned in an area with so many
enemies that when I did bloody summer the whole PC shut down due to the particles on
screen holy shit yeah yeah
Oh
So hand of a egus is magic damage, okay, I see
Surely there's a checkpoint here before this battle. I haven't there hasn't been a checkpoint in a fucking century
like for since there and that's there okay oh my god there's no checkpoint
hi quindala hey good this
yeah
Okay, so right there you can damage it, alright.
I guess I'll fucking die, whatever, man.
I think it puts me at the boss though, right?
Yeah, it does. With full health and a pot. So easy game.
Where?
Yeah!
Yeah.
Oh my god, my damage is fucking insane.
Oh my god, is this girl snow?
Minus one.
Re-coming razor plumes!
Shut the fuck up, Mimos. Why are you such a nerd?
I was very easy. I think I did a lot of damage with this set. But I don't know what I think
of the abilities you have though. That one is Omega ass of hell. What?
Oh
All-time brother what the fuck
Raven, got us in the mouth!
Get a bunch of more for this! Kill them all!
get all the birds I want
I thought it would be like a boss here so who just kills some birds thank you
understand no child thank you what you two have done for me I may never be able
to repay where will you go everywhere now that I have a choice while in the
sky will you keep an eye out for a friend of course good fortune friend you
know what I meant. Why are we back in the forest? We didn't have like Kyrgis' ears when we first
found the lion hair. I thought it was worth a look. Or listen. Smart. I know.
Oh, where am I now though?
I'm on car, I'm on car.
Oh yeah, this is where the lift is.
Okay.
5,000 we need for the perfect parry right there, alright.
Does that have a skill to smack a shield?
He does, yeah, with a parry.
I'm not finishing this game today I don't think unless I completely bum rush the story
Oh, thanks 54!
But!
Okay, I didn't think I could land on that.
Yaffa was right all along.
Why is my guy linking the pew pew, man?
There must be a way for me off, yeah, with a double jump probably.
I don't think I can get this yet.
You need some type of double jump.
Music is bomb?
Yeah, it's same composer as God or 2018.
I know you can't stand on these
Yeah, it's fun takers. I like it. I like it
I am a Gordon to this on track here
Yeah.
Gimme a gordon.
Oh shit.
Okay.
get marked son
That is a fawnhunter, okay.
Oh, the releasing solid snake is an operator?
Right, right, right.
Heard that yesterday.
I recognize that.
It's an owl-os.
It's very de-poorly.
I remember seeing reeds at the sealies hide out
in the cistern.
Did he carve an owl-os?
waste of time what music seriously I know your interests are narrow but you're
picking a fight with music use our bus to pick up this trail split up
die bird you don't belong in these woods there's another one of them balls that
That guy's golden.
Okay.
If I jump down here, there's no way back up. I'm not doing that yet.
What was that game that I played a good while back? That was like among us, but with a big ship, which you could also leave. Yeah, that was dread hunger, takers.
Yeah, the dread hunger are
It's so over
It's completely over.
We just gotta be glad that it happened, you know.
That's all it is.
Oh, it's from up there.
It is truly so fucking over.
Oh, we just got a cherish to memories.
Memories.
Oh, I'm in the kitchen.
What's your favorite song by Lady Gaga?
Absolute timeless classic.
need some kind of double jump here or something I can't do anything here see
if you throw a knife from the whole squad yeah
that comes spring jump that
you make forever browns chasing post-commitence just fine in Denmark
Yo, let's go, you naked joy man. Thank you dude.
Yeah, I need more distance for a long jump there.
But I'm obviously gonna get some type of double jump I think. Or it's just dentination.
It's a rag of x41 if I can...
Like look at this. I can't get up here. What the hell?
Picture
Our favorite drid hunger clue was the L res coming by home
Ha ha ha.
So dumb.
I was so dumb.
of
Yeah.
Have I seen Crimson Desert?
Yes, yeah.
We'll see how it is, man.
It's really hard to know how that game's going to be.
But I'll give it a shot.
I've already played Iron Lung, Shinichi.
What is this?
Oh, we're gonna get double jump.
yep I do not have a sponsor for creams and desert but if I get one I'll gladly
accept it gladly my next Corp I sticks
Nike provides.
Which one's I if there's too many dramas in this channel?
keep track anymore doesn't make them off
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum yeah holy shit is that a really high jump
You tend to talk about it's true, true.
Still won't be able to make that though.
You need to be able to do a long jump and this is not long enough.
There's no way.
One other archipelago?
Yeah, true, true.
The archie of the logo.
Yeah, I don't know.
Let's check what was up here.
Oh wait, does this take me down there?
Oh!
A durable plate?
Okay.
Yeah.
I need double jump on the left side there, so I should check that.
Or you can hunt here!
A squirrel!
A quail.
A rat.
6k red orbs can get the get out of the heading now
let's remove this don't need to check that anymore we have got then the only
Upgrade I can think of that we don't have well actually there's two it's the pink platforms, and it's the flower pillars
Those I can't do anything about
Oh, yeah, I need double jump up there for that chest
I
Bird
Die, okay, okay
of
so easy game now
I
Know
Tight tight tight tight tight
The most things 85. Oh, yeah, thank you. Yeah, I'm gonna try crimson desert for sure. Yeah. Yeah, and mr. McLean. Thanks to the 28
Thank you. Now we can remove this too.
And then we go left side, and then we go right side. Yep.
How's the backtracking in this?
Uh, I mean the thing is if you just follow the main objective until you get all the movement stuff,
it's really not that bad. Because if you encounter a lot of stuff you can't do anything about in this.
So I'm not even bothering backtracking for stuff really unless it's very close.
And also you don't even get this picture marking until like way later in the game.
Yeah.
I
115 thank you my opinion on yeah, what's this one called the bird get I like the bird
Been victims I don't remember what's happening Alice
Oh, we need gas here, okay
Oh, yeah, there's the gas, okay.
Tight, tight, tight!
We're getting so much like upgrade material and shit now because we finally unlocked Double
Jump.
We've gotten like most of these movement-based things.
I mean this looks cool.
Is this out?
No?
Oh, this is the Nixxon game.
Yeah, it looks cool, doll.
I'd like to try it.
Demo's cool. Nice.
The map is okay designed in this. For some reason it's a fucking hassle to get back to Sparta every time.
which is like the main hub area where the where the blacksmith is so that's
like my one of my biggest gripes part as is right here but there is no shortcut to
do it. The takers, thanks man, thank you.
Oh, yeah.
Picture.
All right, we move down then.
I just need to unlock the pink platforms and the flower tree root thing.
And then we are good, man.
We're good.
brother over here picture do anything it's a marking on the map I can't remove
this one I don't know why that's there because I tested it so if you find like
a puzzle thing for example like here there is a something you need to activate
like this red fog thing I don't have it oh yeah unbreakable door some blue
Two pillars, two, true, true.
Those might be upgrades though, I'm not sure.
Dance
Music is a celebration of the gods. It brings us joy you never give it a chance and
Makes me sad for you
You're funny when I remember to be
David X 20 also a joke feet
New vindictus is online soul slide for a rough little our parents. Oh
were different men. I can't believe Vasilis picked the owls of all instruments to play.
That's one of the hardest. I'm sorry father. I keep interrupting. What happened next?
Well, what was that with uh, was it curling that like it was cheating or something?
I heard something about this but I never really looked into it.
Is he playing as he walked to the quarry?
It's so bad.
What happened?
Canada and curling.
Oh, he tapped like, he touched like the puck thing or whatever, the curl.
Spartan?
I bet you don't miss this place.
No, but it did make me stronger.
It also hurt.
You'll persevere once you return next year.
I don't want to think about it.
No place for weakness.
Only the hard and strong they call themselves Spartans.
Only the hard, only the strong?
Now who's throwing quotes around?
At least mine was an Athenian.
Come. The Temple of Artemis is ahead. She has a gift for us.
That's definitely a touch. No doubt. So they got disqualified?
No? They won? I don't know if I'm allowed to watch this. Surely I am, right? The Olympics
are very like finicky with this stuff but I'm sure it's fine I mean that's clear
cheating though, isn't it?
So they never got a punishment?
Also this was Temple of Artemis over here.
They did it again in Sweden and Switzerland and then the Canadian ladies team did the
same.
It could be some habit thing from training. Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Okay, we finally got to Artemis. Nice.
This means we'll unlock something new again.
Okay, cool, nice.
Eleonora, we wish to tell you the meaning of Artemis' sword.
The Lunar Blade.
Are you certain you really need it?
Absolutely.
The Lunar Blade embodies the relentless resolve to conquer one's foes, securing victory at
any cost.
It matters to sacrifice.
Solid!
Seems like it went well for ya.
It's the power of individual skill.
A chance to shine among the greatest warriors.
Remember the promise that comes not for victory alone, nor when I am.
You have to be a winner with humility and the protection of those in need.
Score hard, thanks for the 146 man, thank you.
Alright, what's this?
Wait, this is an actual blade?
The Hilt of the Hunters Awakens when Brandish with Bravery.
What is this?
Our clip is big spoiler.
Yeah, I'm gonna play this though, soon.
Well soonish.
to pursue one's true calling, even in the presence of fear or doubt.
Is that what you did?
Oh, what I do, I do for duty.
I stay within the temple walls, honoring the role appointed to me,
but often wonder about the path not taken.
What would you do if not this?
I honestly do not know
So what did I get I got the blade but what is it? Oh shit here it is. Oh fuck
Wait, this is sick, okay
What can you do with it though?
Oh now you can push these okay
This place and shatter targets with the might of Artemis guide your hand yeah
It requires magic meter so it's a magic set.
Yog for stoolwad.
Wait, what about these then?
Oh, you can shatter these now?
Oh, two medals?
Wasn't all bad at all.
Oh, yeah, it might be a new finisher. That is true.
Okay, that's that's all them temples. Um, now what?
Hmm, I don't know. Goals?
explore the temple of Artemis. Yep, sure have. Oh, maybe over here.
Ah.
Father, sorry to go back, but I have a question, why do they call it Artemis' Cradle?
If that's where they...
I mean, nothing like that should happen in a cradle.
A cradle also holds a ship as it is built, so it is with a Spartan.
Artemis.
All of this just works.
we are built into what we must become into what it is our duty to become
i'm telling you it's like 49 dude oh we go over here now
yeah we can move these blocks now we gotta still just continue though
wait i want to go back to sparta real quick
Kratos voice is a TC Carson, yeah, the original Kratos voice.
the actually it might be quicker that you just go from this one
Yeah, Kratos is speaking, like he's talking to his daughter, telling the story of how
he grew up in Sparta. So sometimes they chime in like that.
It's not bad at all, Megatho. It's definitely not like the best Metrobani
out there. But this game is not bad.
This is before Ascension? Oh yeah, this would be the earliest God of War in the whole story.
Yeah there was another blue orb somewhere, but I don't remember where.
Also I can probably go for that up there now.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun...
Yeah, double jump area.
Was it on top there?
Probably.
Yeah, it's a teeter area. Yeah, that was that was up here somewhere. It was
I mean, I'm pretty much there
It was you could double jump by rail. Oh
Shit, what are you guys doing here?
There are rumors in the city that it's more dangerous out here than ever and only the cryptic keep the city safe
You know better than to ask my orders, but I tell you this the safety of sparta is the job of every Spartan
You hold an iron's pass that means you are trusted to survive
And that is no trust of a train, but it also means you are trusted to know your duty when you see a fight
You'll boy is a danger left to set upon less prepared
We understand sir. We will do our part.
Yes sir! Can I get this now?
Yes!
Which god of war I haven't played? The only god of war I haven't played is the one from for the Nokia phones, Betrayal.
And obviously this one I haven't finished yet.
Yeah, Nautilus.
Hold.
There's a chest right here.
I'm not sure I can get this though.
No, Nick, when no.
one two three chains of Olympus ghost of Sparta I would like to do ascension also because
I think Ascension is like decent.
Nice I'm getting that end game material.
only got it where 2018 in Ragnarok I want to do.
just don't do ascension of maximum difficulty you never want to do those
god of war games on hard or fucking Titan if you're trying to play through a
at moderate speed because it is ass it is complete ass
you made that mistake yep I've done it many times too and I always regret it
every time it's not it's just not fun enemies are so tanky that you have to
resolve to like gorgons there and then break them as stones. It's so incredibly
megas.
How do you open these man?
Well F.
Yeah, I wanted to go back down to Sparta, so I guess I'll go here, all the way down.
The difficulties are, ass, in the older God of War games. They're cool in the newer games, I think.
But in 1, 2, and 3, if you play on hard, like, yeah, have fun.
Everything takes, like, a million hits to kill, and you die in...
5 hits... or 4.
Actually, it gets a server, it's just like two hits.
Maybe I want to try getting the steel edge, man.
The steel edge set.
Yeah, that's kind of good.
I think Hand of- yeah, it was Argus.
Argus.
I don't even have that.
It's Butcher's Village Flushed? Yeah, it fucking is.
And there's a steel one for that. Yeah, this is the magic one. Kind of cool.
But I want to upgrade that steel one. Oh, yeah, this is spirit one. Yeah
what it means to be Spartan. If you look out for just one, you weaken the whole.
Of course, sir. He is family. Aside from my mother, the only family I have.
Family is a luxury reserve for the old. He is a soldier, same as me. If you spend your
time shielding him, you'll leave another exposed. You do not have a brother in the unit.
I'm gonna give a shit about how bad I was only all of them.
Understood.
Thank you sir.
Thank you sir!
Wait, what the hell is this?
Huh?
Zangief and Kratos are the same VA in Japanese.
Based.
Zangief is based.
What up, X-O-Hart?
I haven't been over here to the- oh yeah, I couldn't, but now I come.
Well are those souls born of Kira Marathon before dustbloods?
No.
I don't believe so at least nice that was the collection complete what is
this what is this feels like some Superboss is gonna be here
I'm taking a picture I feel something's definitely gonna be here eventually anyways down to the
lift
Well, I do Kingdom Hearts marathon before Witcher 3 no no I will not
I think I like Witcher 3, but I don't think I like it more than Witcher 1 though.
Yeah, Sparta is to my right now.
Yeah, that's for me. I just had the hiccups. The hiccups. Yeah, real bad. Really must have
annoyed the gods, cuz after about three days poof, monkeys, both of us.
We don't know what you expected, brother.
No, I already did my I did my Bob Ross painting streams layer. It's pretty proud of her that painting
It's in storage now
No, I think it is hell being to be honest you can put a lot of ours into this
Yeah, I should put it up here to be honest I should
Maybe above the TV you won't see it though
Or below the TV under it
And then all I'm gonna hear is your painting is tilted
It is there Nautilus, hidden behind.
Make this worth my time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is focused on inflicting stuns on that one. That's kind of cool.
Need some arm bars, brother.
Steel edge, let's see, you unlock Battle Cry with that.
Empower the spear to inflict deep wound that will re-trigger multiple times.
Alright, I mean it sounds great. I have Lusture's Metal now, I could upgrade these to level 5 even.
But I don't want to play with these.
I've used so many of these other rusty scraps, man, too many.
Critical impact...
Wait, so what's the other one for?
What the big thorn for?
Soldiers points.
no iron lens is for stun on impact is there other stuff that fits that no it's
not a set piece yeah none of these are set pieces are they maybe they are I
don't know I'm gonna upgrade this deal ledge edge can I buy rusty scrap please
You need so much vertical scrap in this fucking game.
Where am I going now?
Oh yeah, all the way to the right.
It's over there, right of Artemis.
Okay.
Sure.
Oh yeah, secret wall here.
Temple of Olympus. I should go there and check that.
What up, salgo?
I've upgraded so many different spear things.
I'm losing out on damage, man.
I'm not focusing one.
I need to find more scrap.
More scrap, more scrap.
Well, I try Edgar Allen pose interactive horror, uh, no, probably not.
Oh, yeah, next to Sparta I can also... Sparta?
In the... it should be marked.
Maybe I got it already, yeah.
Don't forget who to thank in my monster's thesis acknowledgments.
Yo, let's go.
Monster thesis.
Impressive.
Oh yeah, this is a gimmick I can't do yet.
Time to take a picture of it.
Alright, we go down.
Yeah, this is Mega Cat Studio who made this.
Yeah they're called mega cat studio.
Picture this is one of the things I can't use yet.
Oh, sorry, that's why I can't go through that.
Okay.
Poke, I guess.
I took a picture for this.
Yeah, there it is.
Alright, moving down, going there.
Now what's over here?
I don't know.
We'll be awesome story wise if anybody got a war marathon right after this, uh, no.
Sticks is out, Resident Evil is then out.
Bad timing.
Bad and bald timing in my book.
Do-do-do-do-do.
God of Six Evil Marathon.
That'll be some...
To my left.
Okay, there is one of these here.
Can I reach this?
No, it's one of these gimmicks. God damn it.
Should I wait one a year before playing RE9? Uh, no.
How are the older Spix games? First one is awesome. Second one's still good, but not as good in my book.
So I'm excited to see what they've done with the new one.
I think it's the same studio.
i guess it is
dude
For some reason, this is not marked here.
Right, yeah, yeah.
Something for later, this is, okay.
I haven't done a lot of light ass, but that's like a goomba stomp, you gotta be right above
them.
I can remove this now.
Nice.
And now we go up to that temple because there's a secret wall there.
Foto! Yes, Foto.
Though, to be honest, I think I'm gonna arrive here from the other side.
It looks like it.
Oh, so many.
Fuck, it's so many.
I don't know what to do with this guy, but I'll just go back to the game and see what I can do.
I'll play our now with London Len probably yeah most definitely
No flaccid or erect, just censored.
The 2B Grey Skins, it's so over. It is. It is completely over.
Oh, I can't jump down there. I don't really know why. Can't jump through it.
I've been in here, right? Yeah, this is where you got the fire branch.
Well, I'll play Crimson Desert. I'm definitely gonna test it, yeah.
I'm sure that they're perched on the edge of Olympus, eagerly awaiting news of their
their phones. Nike sandals from God's. By now, 29.99. Wait,
secret wall what 299 99 right oh I guess it's it's it's
oh yeah this is something I can't open I don't know what this is well now we know
So, very poor, we teleport here now and we continue.
Artimis?
I have no idea, Jillish. No. Not a clue.
Not a clue.
Yo, Stafford.
You got it, buddy.
Sometimes it's just like that. What are the percent chance for lads?
Probably 0.5.
Alright. This is where I'm going.
I
Cyclops and
Believe the kid makes seven dude
Damn I need some more scraps just so I can upgrade that other one and then I can
upgrade like three levels. The damage increase. Might need it now.
Now these enemies are level four. What am I? I'm two.
Because of these things.
I need to upgrade all of it.
I think it's the average of your weapons, that could be wrong though.
Not really Wolfie now.
Can you say that?
You feel their power just as I do.
I know they're divine, but maybe they weren't left specifically for, you know, the two of
us.
Listen to yourself.
Doubt is the death of glory.
You told me that.
Those gifts were for us.
Okay.
Wait, this is a double jump.
Ah, big stomp.
Okay.
Comet impact.
Consumed spirit.
Is this game coming to PC?
Eventually, eventually, I imagine.
Oh, these guys.
Talos Terminator
I think this game would do well on PC, yeah, I think so
Steam Deck, Barbeque Barboom, easy PC
I still don't get what the gory is.
I don't know what it is.
I think it might be the belt, I don't know.
Give me scraps so I can upgrade the crit one.
Now!
Gory's the belt, okay. Yeah, I haven't I don't think I'm crafted a gory have I?
No, I don't I have nothing on this
It's because I'm testing too many others and spear tips and stuff
I've used all my material for that. I got on the side on one
Shut up. They most of talking out of my controller
Oh, okay, you weren't even close!
Oh my gosh shut up fucking bar
Oh please tell me this is scrap metal
Yes, rusty scrap, that's what I mean
That's really good, I need that stuff.
Oh my god, they're getting healed from all the way there!
Shut up!
I can't kill the fucking enemies because the bird is here!
Oh my god, what a frustrating area!
Oh
It's healing every enemy in the entire area
And it's very tanky I'm gonna out of here for this
Oh
Shit.
Yeah, try using Slingshot with all those braziers and enemies hitting you at the same time.
It's not that easy.
If he was just used to Slingshot, I'd do it.
Also, the bird goes like this.
The rain shot, it is huge.
Huge. Yeah, I still hear it off the screen.
The birds are the worst enemies in the game, man. They are.
They truly are.
Come on three seconds, please.
Nooooooooo!
Yep.
Up, up, up, up, up, up!
Yes!
Underable plate! I need the scraps, man. Give me the scraps. Okay.
Yeah, I mean just use the fucking slingshot, I guess!
Well, at least I killed him.
the race thanks to your anniversary I don't think he responds does he oh he
might maybe let's go down here squirrel thanks 22 okay there we have one of
of these.
Wait scraps.
I think I might have done one already, but, sir, Straps!
Shit.
I NEED MORE POWER!
I should probably go here in case it's uh...
Yeah, you could stun them. The only problem is I have like a really bad stun build up with this. It takes a while.
Like their health just deplets before it.
I want to switch, but I can't yet.
I need more scraps before I can wait.
There's the other one.
I mean, the look who's that in the background?
show me your motivation oh shit okay
Hey, don't get greedy, just use the mark.
But, that's alright, that's okay.
It's alright.
Use the ranged.
Just bait over here.
Oh my god!
Hard!
Yee!
When I fuck, I was gonna jump over and do a downslab.
Slash.
Downslab?
That's fine.
Yeah, way all up, thanks 39.
She got bounced on by the snake, I guess.
So easy fight too.
That was 2 out of 2.
Lamia Temptress.
I hate this weapon.
I really want the other stuff.
How long is this game supposed to be?
What the hell is the number of side stuff you do, I guess?
I don't really know.
Just like, pure story.
Oh!
Oh! All guess! A running thrust that continuously inflicts damage followed by final drilling blow.
Eh?
I'm just going to upgrade this steel set for crits.
Doesn't work in the air.
Oh wait, I don't have any mana or energy.
I got no energy, bro.
Like the moment I just find a little bit of scrap, it's so over for all the enemies.
Yeah, the August is a magic one, yeah.
Zoom!
Not gonna upgrade the wrong thing.
Oh, we need the door gimmick here.
Did I play the Castlevania DLC things from Dead Cells?
No, I haven't played much Dead Cells.
I've played it a little bit on SROM.
Yeah, it was a while ago.
from
from stream
from the stream
No, we haven't seen Exeggir with a sword, you're right, I actually forgot about it.
Oh, fuck.
This should be fun.
You first.
Sure.
I'll try it on like a juicy enemy.
Classic.
Give me scrap, please.
Laugh on God.
Scrap?
Yes.
Three scrap!
Okay, good.
I might actually have enough to upgrade it now.
Wait, could this be secret?
No
Watching you savers Sweden and Krillin right now, and um
26 seconds sure I heard the Swedish team mentioned but on a pizza. Well, of course they did. How else do you think we're so good?
I
Yeah, I think that's enough to upgrade the thing I want to do then.
And why'd you lose to Canada?
Why did I lose to- why did we lose to Canada?
Yeah, I fucking wonder, where's the damn picture?
shameless Canada dude shameless
Fun! Okay, it's fine.
How does that finger help in any way?
Dude, when you're talking about the Olympics and curling,
every single smallest inch matters.
If you so much as even use the tiniest amount of force
on that block, on the ice, it could impact the entire thing.
So you're damn fucking right now there's a huge difference!
REEE!
Nice.
Ooh, for the eternal blade.
Nice.
No, for the Evergreen Flame.
Oh yes, it's a Flame Upgrade.
Tight.
Why that statue Gotham beats?
Are you what?
Haha.
Ah, I see it.
Yo, let's go ladder going.
I fucking love to hear stuff like that, man.
Enjoy, dude.
Poof!
Do-do-do!
Hey, FeelsLame'man, thanks for the Tier 273, thank you!
What do we need here?
Yeah, it's one of them chess things. We just got to go to the right really
Well, I create out 101. Thank you
Stronghold Crusader co-op campaign. No. This is not a co-op game, but apparently
you can unlock co-op by uh...
When you beat the game you can use two player couch co-op in like the challenge
mode or whatever. Four shrug, something like that.
Wait, is this not how I get here?
Wait, am I denting?
Oh, I am.
This one has been moved back.
That's why I was confused.
I don't think you do this story as co-op. It's literally just like challenges
So long
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Left me alone.
What why'd you breathe it out no
Come on, lad.
No, I don't think there'll be any lads later.
I doubt it.
Carbines!
Was it the Celies?
Of course it was.
Just like I have done with my weapons in this game right now.
I need a bonfire.
What controller do I have?
I have a Last of Us controller.
Yeah.
I see what you're doing man it's such a missed opportunity
Maybe if we don't meet Atreus in this game.
Oh shit, this area is fucking huge!
Jesus, Lord have mercy.
nerds going into it
right
I
Atreus that like the guy atreus is named after it was a Spartan that cradles forward and he it would it
Would make a lot of sense for him to show up here
of
the
death
of
death
of
the
Enough
Yeah, probably Chris yeah, but just like a little hint at it, you know
It no Eliza that's what like you know when he speaks through the head is when you hear to the controller
Tight tight tight
You know this is a long shot at best. Why would Vasilis go to the baron's step?
Well, maybe he wanted to try farming, or maybe he wanted to search the old greenery for a black broth ingredient.
Just as likely he fell from the roadway inn.
And broke his neck. I get it. You think he's dead? You made that clear. Shouldn't his mom and dad know that for sure?
Oh, we're not going all the way there, so probably put us there.
the controller speaker was not a good idea I mean if you can turn it off it's
fine but you sprawling can't but I don't use like her guess call out if you find
anything
well Kratos was not the slayer of gods at this point oh yeah we traveled from
like so I see why didn't I go here I don't remember
Oh, maybe now I can upgrade the thing that I wanted to.
The steel edge, yeah, because now it unlocks Battlecry.
That's pretty canon, dude.
And then I have steel brace and steel hind.
All of those are very solid, so let's start with a tip.
the spear to inflict deep wound that will re-trigger multiple times nice and we can upgrade this again and again
that's a level five tip right there that's poke
and we equip this steel brace and then we equip the steel hind yep
gear this steel edge steel brace and steel line moderately increases chance
multiplier along with this that increases it yeah 140 second cool down
There's gotta be a good ass ability
Also, I have this one right? Yeah, that one is could be cool
Could be
Can I enhance any of this? Oh, yeah, I think I'll switch to the
The ray the rim of deflection instead now
This will be tight.
This is for parrying.
And Laconia and Revenge and Retaliation inflict more damage.
And I believe that is...
Sorry, menu stream?
Laconia and Revenge, yeah, when you parry and press square.
And Laconia and Rich Rebution, yeah, that's if you do an enhanced parry, so...
that's cool I really like this I gotta go get the dog out hold hold a
mousage thanks for the seven you want to gamble let's do a little chat gambles
been a while I'm gonna join
We're being coached.
Where am I?
Oh, I'm the...
on red winning dude can you believe we're getting a trilogy remake
wait mom blue team wait blue team's gonna win where am I I don't see me
Why are we getting destroyed I'm dead
Wow that was that was terrible
Everyone's out of ideas 20 years ago.
I'm not sure, to be honest, that the video game industry is out of ideas.
I feel like games are just so fucking expensive to make now, so it's a safer bet and cheaper
Just to make a remake
Zany thanks to 18 and J for this 40. Yo, congrats red team. You know you're lucky this time
Take it on these products take half a decade. Dude just look at Concord like how how expensive was Concord to make
Ridiculous
You'll make a slick. I'm liking the game a lot. I mean as an avid God of War fan
Yeah, this is cool. It's cool to have a metrovania God of War. It's not the best metrovania or anything, but
Yeah, it's chill
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get a little bit of damage.
No sign of Vasilis. No sign of anyone, really. Strange. All these supplies were left to rot.
Summers ago there was a blight. Decimated this place.
Brother, what are we doing? We've searched all over Sparta and only found what we already knew. The Vasilis was as frustrating in life as this search for him has become.
There are still many places to explore. It could be anywhere.
He's getting angry now.
Ha. I so badly do.
Okay. This room is full of junk no one's using.
Let's smash all of it. Let out our frustrations.
I failed to see what breaking pottery will accomplish.
First, it's fun. Second, it'll help us build focus.
And third, it's fun. You go first.
Go on. I promise you'll like it.
If this game didn't have the God of War tag on it, would I even play it? Probably not, no.
I'd be playing Shitty Indie Horror 999.
But...
I just like seeing more of Kratos.
Like, my favorite segment is when him and his daughter chime in in the middle of the gameplay and they just talk about it.
That's my favorite part.
I'm not sure what I'm saying.
Curse!
Oh, it drains magic.
Kratos and his daughter, Jimi Neutron.
saying that dude look how shiny the steel edges the tip actually changes this
is the burn one this is the frost one and the steel one oh yeah baby
Stop dying, I need to do sword execution.
Whatever did happen to Deimos, they played it off the Hercules rather than on him.
No, Deimos is actually in Chains of Olympus, the PSP game.
You do meet him there.
I mean if you watch the God of War marathon I'll do this here, you'll see.
or you can just mute for a bit.
His eye ain't spoiling.
Is he going to spar that he's in?
Okay, I was getting wrong.
Thanks.
Alright, we're moving.
Oh, that's the crit noise! That shwing! And there's a red little aura on the enemy when
happens oh my god it's critting all the time it's not even max upgraded yeah I'm
I'm just gonna upgrade these now, until they're maxed.
This is tight.
When's the marathon?
Yeah!
Um, definitely not this month, and in March, it's gonna be like, well, Resident Evil 9
is out at the end like at the end of this month so that's gonna go into March
for sure and then Crimson Desert is out now I don't know how much I'm gonna play
Crimson Desert
but somewhere after there because when I do the God of War marathon I don't want
play anything else so I don't want some like release that could be fun to come
out. I don't want to do with them but after Crimson Desert I don't know what
what comes out. What more is out?
Oh, Pragmoth.
What date was Pragmoth, huh?
Fuck, I need another...
That's in April?
Oh, April 24th, though.
Oh, that's fine.
of March is pretty good for I mean beginning of April or end of March.
I can upgrade again now.
Hold you.
So what does this actually do?
It has a long as hell cooldown.
The XL Big 84, thank you.
Thank you. Yeah, deep swoots. What is that?
I do like this game, yeah.
It's just nice to have more Kratos, man.
I'm such a Kratos fan.
I am a Kratos family through and through baby. No doubt.
I want to unlock that.
Aha, okay.
I would not include this game in God of War marathons, no
What the fuck is this
What's Kratos' birth name if you're a fan?
Probably Kratos on the Shone.
Nice! Good stuff!
John Kratos? Yeah, John was such a Spartan name, dude.
You are not done already. Come on. You know you like breaking pots
I needed that need to
Someone's destroyed our supplies damage is fresh
Find them, my ugly! They mustn't interfere with our ritual.
Move, now!
Have I done the Ratchet and Clack OG trilogy?
I don't know if I've played all of them. I don't remember.
I play the new one on stream.
No, I played an older Ratchet and Clank too.
I remember it because I was pretending to be sick from school and then I was playing
it.
I
Are these people you don't think they had anything to do with facility's disappearing do you?
Didn't find anything tied to him whoever they are. They're doing can't be for the best part out. Oh
They're ruining our ritual
Never on our backs
I do not believe this game is AI, no.
we're not getting through that barrier let's go might even with a suck okay
um we're going there hmm I guess down there and then this game is developed by
mega cat studios I don't know what they've done before
but check out channels in my this group sometimes I do yeah the feedback
channel mostly.
And the general channel sometimes, but I tuned into the general's channels and it was just
This is like cat emoji on a pogo stick just jumping all over the chat window.
three names of course yeah I forgot to pick thank you they make it backyard
baseball games what is backyard baseball
wait you can only have 25 pictures
I
Rip
No, I think about it every night what the vanguard circle
Means to carry that banner yeah play a corgi play it. I know you always go quiet when someone mentions it or
quieter than usual anyway, it's what I want
You need more than anything.
You ever worry it'll change you?
Probably will.
But in the right ways, I hope.
I need someone who other soldiers want to follow.
Someone who matters.
The other cadets already want to follow you.
And you already matter.
To me.
I'll try to remember that.
You better.
Or I'll have to come along and take that banner once you get it.
I hope you do to be honest he did he he does have a very very loyal army
did oh my god I'm mega poor so I can't upgrade
this now god damn it
brother we returned the way we came was he ever worshiped yeah for sure he was
Perfect.
Still no Vassilis.
We run afoul of a cult of crazy people, and now we're stuck.
We had to check.
It was our duty to Vassilis.
Vassilis cared only for himself.
He pursued everything other than being a competent soldier.
Not being a soldier is not being a Spartan.
And our duty is to Sparta.
What if I didn't stay in the army?
If I wanted to fish or make music, then you would be a fool
You can never be a citizen
This is all we have
He was worshipped in sparta. Yeah, like no doubt
But he was the mortal who's who's set cult must have shut down the ropeway who gave his life to Aries
So their army could win when they were losing
Here goes with it or on it
What the fuck?
Alright.
And then he defiled the gods, like there is no doubt he was worshipped in Sparta.
word wait isn't that what you say
wait what does the file mean
to make foul dirty or unclean pollute taint the base to make impure for ceremonial use
desecrate to solely as a person's reputation whatever sounds cool I guess defile the gods
you know temple wait defied oh yeah I mean defied
Yeah, oh defiled defied. Yeah, I mean defied. Oh my god, just one shot him. Nice.
Show me the new execution. If I stop camping the fucking ledge like a smash player.
I'm going to the left first defied you mean yeah defied is what I mean yeah
Temple of Demeter? Okay, what do we learn here?
Oh! This is the flower thing! Finally!
The Glaive represents the ability to reap the rewards of one's endeavors, cutting down
all obstacles along the path to victory.
It symbolizes a means to gather the fruits of one's labor and carve one's name into
the annals of history.
Remember that the Glaive not only reaps, but also sows.
Demeter teaches us our duty is to provide for all, as the harvest feeds not just one
Spartan, but the collective.
They're cutting till bound to the cycle nature of seasons.
Yoshi!
me what Demeter's Glaive means to me? We are curious. Maybe I shouldn't say, but sometimes
it just reminds me of the personal harvest I was never allowed. Why do you still do this?
You seem to resent him.
It's not so bad when duty is involved.
Maybe my life was overshadowed by the greater needs of tradition.
But that's the choice I make for myself.
At least I had one to make.
That was my PC, I plugged in my phone, don't worry.
Spinning shred targets with the charity of Demeter, Demeter, Steer your eye.
Another execution?
Oh wait, you gotta hit all of these?
Oh shit.
Okay, bounce.
Tiiight.
Okay, now we know what to do here.
Should be what? One more power then? There's one more power I don't have, it's the pink platforms.
It's not the first time I've had to repair this temple after they defaced it
Why hasn't anyone done something about them?
That's the one I just fought, Janus
Hmm a group of heretics who mostly keep to themselves is low on Sparta's list of threats
Ah.
This is actually God of War, Lululul.
It's named God of War.
Lulul.
Chicken, thanks the 118 brother, thank you.
The Veiled Bog? I'm in the bog now.
Oh, a mist route in March, useful for Spartan soldiers to train their endurance against
mythical threats under challenging circumstances and for little else.
That was Yefa's alt-account?
Brother, a word.
I know you think me cruel for how I speak of the cities.
But the search, the cost to continue gets higher.
Is he really worth it?
celebrate the cryptaea he really got in your head didn't why does this matter so
much to you and don't bring up how his mother or ours would feel there's more to
it than that I've always had you to look out for me the Celies had no one I guess
Yes, I feel guilty. You never have what I have.
Well, if you want to check the bug, you can search for him while we're here.
So you cannot teleport with this temple.
2018 is not gonna work
So some people it's like a
Hacking slash like the first three games, you know a bit of fixed camera angles
Hacking slash Reno
But a big but a boom I
Need to see executions now
I don't even know who they those are if no, what can he starfighter I know but
Coneyball cooking? Who's there?
This area again go left go left. There's an olive tree here
Dude this weapon is insane when the crits happen they just get deleted
I don't remember it now maybe
Maybe?
How's the game?
I think it's fun.
It's not the best metromater or anything.
It's a God of War metromater.
Okay, I'm going to see if I can...
Sword.
Ooh!
That's a good one.
Alright, now I gotta try the sickle
Miss annual got a war marathons it's gonna happen in a few months
This scratch to got a word for me thus I just I mean it's just more Kratos, you know
Even though you play like as young Kratos older Kratos chimes in sometimes with the og voice actor
Ah
Then you don't gotta watch it see Lord speaking of any as I'm sorry for New
Castlevania oh that was dead sales devs I didn't know that
Oh my god.
Yeah, pairing this is...
This is- No. No. No. Stay over there, please. Stay over there. No.
Oh
Okay, no, no, no, no, no, are you kidding me?
No, don't blow up!
They give me...
Oh, why do enemies that blow up when they die should never exist in games, I swear.
Just like shotguns, they don't belong in video games.
I
I wish I had an air dash okay chill chill chill
okay okay stay there
of
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
What?
Okay, don't get greedy. You're greedy. Okay, well she's dank over there. That's good for me.
No, there's going to be another one, okay.
No, no.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Okay, yeah, no more frost please fuck no
Okay, it's fine. I should win this
Nike spirometer nice
I'm not on cadet I'm on Spartan
God!
Supposed to go all the way there now. Oh shit, is that that door now? It might be.
stop spitting and blow up and fire
fire
what
Wait, is there a campfire? Yeah, okay, hold on.
That's level 5 now.
Oh, that's really good.
Sick.
Okay, we're power level 3 now.
How far into the game I'm very far at this point I would say.
There's only one ability I don't have that I know of.
The pink platforms.
annual DS-1 render per maroon? that is not an annual thing
mm-mm
but... oh my god
I love bosses with seven attack patterns that also take an action after my every cat's turn also retaliates in a giga area when it takes the image. Yes, Edmund, yes.
Sounds like someone's suffering from gimmicks!
Wait, what is this area?
Oh.
Hmm.
That's another one of those empty areas I found.
I feel like there's gonna be bosses there.
Nice
Hey, I'm a dust my dust
Let it I can't move
Where the gold is all the way over there.
I don't know where I'm going but...
Oh, I'm in a tar.
Gorgons, right? Yeah, whatever. Whatever.
I
Don't know how Minotaur's came to me no
No, what is this?
Huh
I shouldn't be here
Hmm...
Wait, what the hell is he doing here?
You're supposed to be over there.
Oh, shit.
So, that's another one of those gates.
I found two of them now.
Well, they look different, but...
Replaced?
Uh, when is it out?
that's a march oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I haven't seen layers
a fair three trailer are you kidding oh yeah this one yeah that looks cool
That does look cool. 12th of March.
Ah, what? Okay.
I'm dead here? Yeah, it's over.
Perk in combat, ohhh.
Maybe this is the way I'm supposed to go to get there.
Well I played a new poppy episode on 18th, I haven't played a poppy episode since the
first one.
And also why do you blow up in a poison bomb in the end?
No, I think I only did the first poppy episode and then the rest had like bad reviews.
Or like, when the second one came out I was like...
No, no, no, no, no.
No, what the fuck. Listen, I'm not ready for this.
Okay.
Okay, my man can slide.
Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.
of
the
death
of
the
Yep.
Number one, I think it's their like level or something.
But I mean, that guy is a tough enemy and he's level one, so I don't know.
Minotaur mythos, king pissed off Poseidon, he was supposed to sacrifice a bolt to him
but he liked the bolt too much and didn't so Poseidon cursed his wife to be horny for
that bolt.
Some things happen and that also involve data less, and that's a bullman, the Minotaur.
Help!
Aaaaaaaah, okay.
I like how that bird is flying in the water.
Where am I?
Okay.
Okay, okay, it's one of these here
No, I'm on Spartan difficulty
I guess it hasn't bloomed yet, so...
I guess we gotta go this way as a tree there.
time at our age. Either way, let's keep looking. I've seen 300, yeah, once.
While I'm on my way there, that's good. Seems like I'm going the right way.
of
Yep.
And now I can't move.
Oh my god, this is...
Yep.
Hey, you... Yo, Zephyr thinks the A-team, brother man, thank you.
Yeah, this is the ability I don't have yet, and I can't even put a picture on it, but
I mean, there is... it gets marked anyways.
Why is there a limit on the picture limit anyways?
I don't get it.
He is fine.
Surely it's not like that, right?
of
the
man
The Crataea. I heard stories. They say the way your order fights is different from other soldiers.
Cruel. More brutal than necessary.
Necessary? Who decides what is necessary? Some politician? One who has forgotten how to carry a spear?
The battle means nothing if the enemy believes they can fight another.
It's not enough to defeat them. You must teach them. You make them recognize that to stand against part of them is to invite a violation of the necessary laws.
Yes, sir!
Do you think the remakes will add new enemies? No, we just haven't been in this aspect.
Ah, I don't think so, to be honest.
of
and
you hope to remix pull out of seven trilogy and read come the whole story of it so there's no way
Right.
Huh
Oh, how the hell
How the fuck is this gonna work?
How much time do I have?
I think I can make this work.
He's a game for the gamer?
Oh, the Thunderbarve?
barb? Oh that's a shock one.
We're getting there. I did go the right path.
Oh, that's cool!
Oh my god.
Okay, kill the flowers.
Can't roll through and gotta jump over it.
Oh my god, this guy is no joke.
Okay, uh, just be calm.
Okay, but wait, he's very easy.
I can literally just parry his melee attack.
he was very easy just Perry
don't for craters is twink this game or is a bear I rock no as a bear yeah
Yeah.
Hey Lidar, thanks 68 brother, thank you.
Oh my god, what are these puzzles, man?
Oh, shit, it's all the way there, okay, uh, well clearly we gotta throw here.
I like the fact that I can't see the upper part.
Oh, no, I can't.
How the fuck am I gonna-
Oh, they're two separate ones.
Oh, okay.
I see.
Oh, my dear, for a moment.
death today yeah I've done all of trees
Are we there? Yeah, very soon. This is a big-ass area.
Oh
Wow
Made it
Whoo
Trails cold again. It should return to sparta in some time
This spillway leads to the cistern. Sparta should be a short walk from there.
Okay, sure.
How do we get to Typhon's house from here?
I'm not sure. We weren't in this section last time.
Wait, maybe Vasilis had a second spot where he kept his stuff.
He's been away from Sparta too long already.
But he could even be hiding there. It's it's worth it. I keep saying that but very little of this search has been worth it
Think tactically. What if we can't get back into this section again?
Very well
That
But I can't do this part now.
Pass the wings for lab situation?
Yeah, just sign up.
Simple as.
or do you mean something specific?
Oh shikama! Holy fuck!
I
This situation is crazy
No, it's gonna be fun dude. It's gonna be cool to
See how far we can get as a team like how many kilometers
at least two yeah I would imagine so yeah
surely right
Nice.
I have to teleport to these temples, I have some upgrades.
This doesn't remind you of Skellygrossy from Witcher?
I don't remember how Skelly goes.
So we're going back to Sparta now.
That's cool, and we can teleport there.
Perfect.
And that's Hestia, I need upgrades from there.
Did I make it to Steel again?
Oh no, not these guys!
I don't remember, dude.
Okay, that's a little bit delayed.
I don't oh yeah this right yeah
Do I have to run for the event no you you don't even have to do anything
You can walk you can crawl you can worm
You ain't got to do shit brother man
You can garf march, yeah, put on a garf suit and, yeah.
Oh, yeah!
Freaking mouse gives me PTSD.
We have a mouse in the home that is being a little shit, literally.
can't get rid of him thanks 82 thank you thank you so much for the war up
and they'll go a lot thanks for the one dude thank you to charity going to live
are running in a Garfield cosplay. Should I though?
Okay.
Uh...
Right.
Oh wait, can I crouch in like this?
No way, there's no way you can do that.
No way, right?
Oh shit, okay, what is this?
does the game hard not in the beginning but it definitely gets more difficult
lustrous metal yes let me upgrade this day I'm a crit set dude it's smashing
I
Am
About a room. Oh shit's one of these
I
Will stop spitting okay, so spit
Like
I'm just going fucking fast, I think 71 dude.
I mean one spit and I'm dead, I gotta...
Yes!
An Iron Bar, that's cool.
And Matta Key, 112.
Oh that was the last nest? I got them all.
Can you switch the day it was a Kratos? No, only Kratos. What happened to Ella Crack?
Come on. Come on.
Put a Garf Day incentive for the walk event and watch your viewers do literal
actual Garf Marches. But I want to run, I want to see how far I can get dude, and
fucking garves it I'm gonna die of heat
oh now I can go down it but I wanted to go to the temple no I wanted to go
there oh fuck
what the hell
Is this the last area I know?
There's still one ability I don't have.
Are you kidding me?
How am I supposed to- how do I-
pillar oh yeah yeah there's probably a pillar yeah you're right you're right
right right
Don't push it that way.
Garfield colored body paint? That's not a bad idea. That would definitely be better.
I'll say I wanted to go to this temple that I have so many upgrades.
Well, I can get up here and do it
Those games as far as the heart games cool
It's not that hard. Yeah now I'm back here. Yeah
And now we should return to Sparta problem is the only
the exodus across this pool remember we were here earlier but on the other side
we were in a cistern must be a way to drain it
I'm never getting to that.
I'm never getting to that-
I told you I wasn't safe!
You've never listened to me!
I told you, we should have left this part of ages ago!
Brace yourself!
I am never getting to that temple!
Do not blame me for this!
The only reason we're even in the cistern is because of you!
At least this lift must be the way out.
Must mean power.
What kind of power?
I don't know, Demos.
Whatever. I'm going this way. You do whatever you want.
Uh, platinum?
Probably not. It requires a lot of backtracking for it, like any
metrobene. And the annoying part about this is that you can only have 25 pictures, which that sucks.
I can remove this one, though.
Yeah, we're getting the power for pink platforms here though, no doubt.
And I think that is the last power.
Ah, blow up on that.
If Ultra Code Violet and Butch's Village 2 comes out same day, which am I playing?
Oh, Violet.
Easy.
Easy question.
Yes!
Stop! Stop!
Okay, just jump left.
Should I just jump left?
So I'm all the way down here now huh? Jesus Christ!
He's talking for my controller.
How should I know?
Spirit energy.
Hopefully the kind of the
Okay.
five
I don't even hear what he's saying, I just hear mumbling from the controller.
That's good, Crudor is good.
Upgrade the Parachute.
Oh shit, what is this enemy?
This is not in any of the games.
Wait, so they're actually invincible when they fly?
Can I walk on this?
Well, we're getting close to Hades.
Alright.
is this out? Yep, three days ago came out. And then he spawns a fucking crab!
Laguna, big 607, thank you, thank you.
I ain't cryin' but-
What? Oh. Oh, yeah, huh?
Yeah!
Enemies that explode when you kill them. Remove it from-
AWWWW! Remove from video games. Now!
Yeah, it's a visual bug, I think, of course.
I chose Spartan, but it says Cadet.
Oh wait, oh wait, oh wait, okay.
Oh fuck.
This is certainly an enemy.
Woo!
Is there a different trooper bidding on Spartan?
I have no idea if there's an achievement for it.
Uh, I've actually removed the OBS plugin from my OBS.
I mean, I've removed stream elements plugging from my OBS.
And...
Salads that back in cause crashes the plugins.
And it hasn't crashed this stream...
yet. So that's cool.
True Salad, true, true.
Well, can't do shit here.
of
actually true true true solid makes like auto splitters and shit dude I don't
know how to do this shit
Why do you spawn crab?
Crab
of
Crab.
Okay, uh, oh, uh, headset man.
Oh shit, beast.
Please.
Oh, my god!
Okay, uh, this looks complicated 30 seconds, okay
Is the beat sky free now?
Nah, that'd be too simple wouldn't it?
How do I free the beat, Skye?
You're not Skiddle?
Yeah, there must be another vapor somewhere.
Kratos gotta vape it up.
Damn, we almost have all the upgrades of this.
The big creators will die at the end of this game?
Yeah?
Yeah.
No, I don't, Majima, no.
No, I don't magima now.
I have him through his down there in the face.
I hear this.
Oh
What
Okay
Yeah, Dunger for sure.
Oh
Good luck with work brander. Thank you so much, dude
Dude like what oh
Oh, I'm so fucking tilted from Sadovka and Elise, I swear.
I don't know if I'll come back for it, Kami. If I run into it again, sure. The most important
Electables like the olive trees because they actually like change your spells and shit. Oh my
No grab
Please I don't want to die here if there's it
I know if I died just a local crab I'm on installing if it's a local crab it
just shows up and jumps into me it's over
Okay. Oh healing! Never mind, we're good.
This looks... this looks very complicated.
Oh my god.
Not for the gamer!
Oh!
Vanguard attack sequence now ends with a shoving...
Wait, iron handle?
Oh, this is great, it's a defensive stat thing.
It ends with a horizontal slash instead now.
I don't know about that man.
The crit is so good, I swear.
Wait, wasn't there a path to the left I could just take?
Yeah.
health flash I'm sure it will be fine right I'll just not play greedily wait
Wait what? What am I supposed to do with this?
Man, dash!
Okay, you can't bring them through screens?
Oh, I breathe it into that...
Oh my...
Q!
Stop living!
Okay, thank you.
Oh, this is one of the powers to the elevator for sure, right?
Yeah.
No? No demos?
Okay, now we've got it, but I can't get this one unless I learn the power for...
...and the text is glitched. Yep.
Ah-ha.
Now, all the other audio is lower too.
No, I've tried disabling controller speaker, it doesn't work.
I need to save.
Oh, I'm going to get it now, aren't I?
Yeah.
Here it is.
Demos.
What?
Well, he's speaking through the controller.
Well, this one, too.
OK, not anymore.
This might help us see where we're going.
Alright, that's the last upgrade I know of.
Bust power.
Hue, shine, shows.
healthy to radiate light hidden objects and surfaces yeah that's this is that
was the last one I'm pretty sure then you can get upgrades for them obviously
It was the way to make heading things tangible
Okay, let's go
I've played PSP goes part of yeah, it's so good
I'm going to cheese this shit out of this.
skorpa
Scorpa!
What? Scorpa! Scorpa! Scorpa!
Skorpa! Stop Skorpa!
Did I win?
Score the pop!
I have so many power ups I can turn in.
Hello.
Okay, he's talking to my controller.
I'll say promise to this movie.
It's alright. Oh my god, lags quiet.
It's cool.
Where is your headphones that you yeah it's down there what did I need to unlock that
though I don't remember oh yeah two vapors yeah I can't get two
Vapors yet it's some upgrade.
Two.
Okay, can you...
Wait, I have the upgrade now for double...
Wait, for double gas?
Wait, how?
For what?
I'll go down and fix the elevator first.
Wait, the ghost platform thing is...
Oh, I can see the vapor then.
Ah, that's why.
Okay.
Oh my god, the lag!
No!
Yes. No. Yes. We gotta go down here. Fix the elevator first. Save time.
It's like BC's piece 5.
I can upgrade this now.
Yeah, that's tight.
Level five.
Very good.
Green thing and hide.
Dual PS5 setup.
Like that
Hello below x57 dude almost five damn years
but fucking hands three rusty scrap I'll take that okay so we need this but okay
Okay and we go around, we go here, we do that, we grab this, we, we, we, we, okay.
We go here, we go here, we go here, here, here, here, here.
Till crab, boom.
Hey you, Natalie, thanks for the tune.
Thank you.
Have a nice part in Total Warrior.
Total, no, I don't think so.
Right, Total Warrior?
No.
I don't believe so.
There's a secret wall here to the left.
The gamer knows. It's the gamer instinct.
What?
What the hell the gamer
The Gamer?
See it, he makes 54.
I can't drop through anywhere here.
He might be on that wall to the left of it.
No way it's not here.
Okay, whatever.
We gotta start the elevator.
What's up here
Okay vapor kill this
Yeah, there's the other elevator nice
Not give up. I'm just starting the elevator. I'm coming back there
Clear as day you got to go back there
Boom
Okay gamer
So it's not here. It's it's not in any of these walls
Which means it has to be to the wall to the left of it.
Like up here.
But.
What?
That is sneaky.
very sneaky holy shit there's a lot of stuff here this guy looks so intimate
it oh wait there's a different guy I'm dead yeah it's over
I think I'm afraid of you. I'm Kratos, bro
Nice BM
Lag lag
I don't even see his health anymore.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
That was a cool secret.
Headphone man.
Dude, I have so many upgrades, I need to go to the temples.
Alright, but we're actually out of here now, I can go do this one too apparently.
This is cool though, we have all the powers.
Now what?
Well, yeah, no, I don't know how to open these doors
What if you need the foot stomp ability
No, no, I'm not ready. No, no, I know no no no no
I
What is that now we know why the lift was locked in place
What the
Yeah, what's the wall?
I'm drinking.
of
what the fuck
The fuck is Deimos doing?
Yeah.
My mind is chilling.
Deimos, help!
I don't need no damn help on Kratos!
I'm dying off. You won't make it to death.
Yeah! Deimos fucking hell! Oh my god! Deimos! Help! Don't show, don't show. Don't be stuck
for you. I close it. Stay Rose! Why is my man just standing in the bottom left fucking
looking at me dying? Oh hey Armourgear. This fight is so easy but I had all ads on me.
All ads.
I broke it! Attack now!
Oh, it caused many car use.
The
The gamer has been unleashed.
He's just standing around!
REE!
My man, he's just standing, like, there's four ads, man!
Four ads and shit everywhere!
Oh...
Let me help you.
I don't need your help.
Yes, you do.
It's so easy until you just get swarmed by ads and the ads just respawn all the time
It was locked in place
I
Cremors
I
Found let's go home
On me together do listen to you what?
I
Care, would you have to say your big brother sometimes I listen
Thanks
This explains why Kratos did not name is so much time off sticky why is he attacking either of us alone?
Maybe something about her
You know I'll always have your back
And I know you'll always have mine
You better report back the sculptor should know what's happened here
Okay, yeah, I mean fuck this one I guess oh a slab
Evil within
5,000 words I'm gonna get this one real quick
It is pretty buggy this game.
So wait, I can get this headset guy now?
But I- okay, so I need two gas.
Where do I get the second gas?
Oh there, I see it.
Okay, where does this go, though?
As long as I put in a chalice first, we're good.
Okay, and then we'll just get the other one.
Alright, this is easy.
Gotta walk around though
Okay, nice headset guy sick Apollo
No, Mikey
Let's get out of here. I need to get to temple, get the upgrades and then we just continue.
No, I'm not doing any Garfield Cart marathon, especially not for the sequel. The sequel
is Omega ass of hell. Like, it's so bad.
How long has it been since the last temple?
A century.
And I can't even teleport.
No, this one I can't teleport with, yeah, yeah, never mind.
But they made lobbies.
Yay.
Oh, it's a boat here
What was that spin I
Temple I
See you later
Okay, so that takes you to an area over here.
Hini-san, thanks for 9-2-1. Wait, okay. There's a checkpoint here.
Yes, I can upgrade my parry shield now.
And I can upgrade it again.
And again.
Spirit Parry can counter unblockable attacks.
That is crazy.
That's insane.
Uh, yeah, where are we supposed to go? Back to Sparta?
Yeah, we're supposed to go back to Sparta, so I probably should do that.
This area might be for later.
Let's go back to Sparta before we break the game even more.
He just followed through the screen?
What enemies can't do that?
Oh, they're gone.
I can also open that 7,500 orb door now in Sparta.
I have 8.2
It's a metroidvania this one full-on metroidvania
Wait, oh, this elevator works now!
Oh my god, the quality of life!
Give me out of here.
Oh!
Wait, can I go higher?
Oh!
Oh
Oh that takes you right up to Sparta that is so fucking nice
Nice.
Wait, but there's no temple in Sparta. That's one of the things I really don't like. There is no way to
teleport close to Sparta.
You always have to like climb, but like really far to get to it.
All right, how do we do this?
I'm not looking for... well, Lustre's Metal is good, but I'd like to get the final Upgrim
material.
Now I can remove this picture.
maybe I mean fine though I'll do a little restart when I get to Sparta
yeah there's something weird here
What the hell is this?
Far from going to illuminate.
Okay.
Well, that's good to know at least.
Have I tried Nectarist?
No, I don't know what that is.
I should be able to go here now. Yeah, I'm going temple, but I was just so close to these
things I can get now and also this is a temple upgrade right here.
machine gun cradles oh my god
We're good you left
Oh, that was the big counter I learned
Okay, I'm trying my counter and I'm dying, but it's just not.
Are you- okay, okay, okay, I have no excuse.
I was just trying to counter.
I can parry red attacks now.
I think, right?
Or did I not unlock that?
No I did unlock that right?
Uhhhhh.
Oh no that was the last upgrade of it.
That was the shield upgrade.
Yeah.
Spawn, then, loser.
How is that not an insane mega counter of hell?
staggering
Alright, we go temple.
So how do I get to a temple quickly from here?
Ask the question.
I mean we go up to Sparta and then from there.
Cause I'm close to the...
Close to the...
All trees?
We'll see.
There's quite a lot of them.
Dragrag, Ella is, I'm not from Sweden, I'm from Germany, a meme, or something you ran on me said earlier.
That was coincidentally an inside joke meme, I've had this happen for like 10 years.
Yeah, I know you're a friend, Dragrag.
We also joke about, uh, yeah, from Germany.
We're very close like that.
Takes you two years, dude.
No!
You should add winning a game in fork by using the Kratoskin to the God of War marathon.
A MISTER tier tonight, 7-0. Thank you.
I have never ever played a game of Fortnite in my entire life.
How the hell would I win?
You'll carry me hmm all right
If you lose often enough you can put into bot lobbies is that true
What do you want now that's actually true
That will do well
There. A solid improvement.
Yeah, now I got defense here.
Finally. What do you want now?
Oh, I have it so much. Oh my god.
If I had bought- look at how much up-gear material I have.
Because I never knew you had to craft those to attach them to the belt.
Fucking hell
I won't be able to open the door
If I upgrade another one, so I'm not gonna do it. I won't open this door here
Well, now we just increased our defense by I don't even know how much it was a lot
Brother come listen
He knew shield and spear would never be his strength. So Vasilis asked for help with archery
See he was searching for some way to be useful to the unit
There's an archer's perch where I used to sneak off in practice. It's high in the passage of monuments near father's statue
I was wondering what all those like corpse materialists for the body not the head I sent facilities there once
Yeah, I'm on Spartan mode the class on him. Hopefully he's there
Aren't you glad some of us are getting things done instead of just talking about it?
Hey, I'd be out there too if I could oh
I didn't mean you
I brother meet up at the passage. Yeah, fish with chips. Thanks 31 did
Let's see there is an orb thing that is the most expensive one of the entire game
I've seen that is right over here
Seven and a half thousand
It's an audio and visual beacon to locate hidden loot and secret areas
Okay, it's not bad.
I think I have to change one of the belt things though.
Yeah. Oh, this is level six. What the fuck? Oh my god.
Wait, now what?
Oh, come on, Stantino. Is he up here? He is, right.
One of the autocue comes out of the controller as well. Oh, say it ain't so
All right, brother
This is a warning boy your first official you neglect your chores
We defeated an ancient evil, sir, in the sunken Agora.
He also foiled Coltus at the barren step.
Maybe.
Or maybe you were searching for the Seelies.
Their game is bugged.
You killed the iceberg.
It won't continue.
Someone else also had that glitch.
Our duty to the Seelies.
Duty to the individual must not outweigh our duty to the whole.
I was wrong to encourage you, sir.
Can we yet demonstrate our quality?
Shores will always be waiting for sparta
Duty over desire
I hope like urges is knowledge. Oh wow useful to you as well. It went to 83 out of 92
I've never done this before
It's all the all this is all the enemies you've been fighting okay, that's sick
You see them in the background in the foreground in the mid-ground
Okay, that's really cool
Cool idea
Yo.
Bad news. I don't think we have time to keep looking for Vasili's.
What? You heard Amara. We'll probably find him in the passage of monuments.
The sculptor says we're neglecting our chores. He's not wrong.
Not a problem. Ace will do them.
Uh, I'm doing what now?
Come on Ace. You want Vasili's found? Do your part.
They're not just be slinging stones out there.
You're the best.
See you at the passage.
How does he talk me into things?
I see it happening, but I can't seem to do anything about it.
Okay, so where's the passage?
Uhhh...
Oh, this is included path for scaling the passage of monuments.
Oh, well now I get it.
Meet Deimos in the passage.
Okay, where's the pa- Oh, it's up here!
Okay, there's a temple right next to it!
Okay, thank you.
Is the voice they was robbing from Teen Titans apparently?
Nice.
Now we have a lot of elemental resistance so I don't get gimmicked.
So we just go here and we climb up there's a picture in front of me oh
Yeah, it's that oh, yeah, that's also something I don't know how to do with a red door
And yeah, this game. This seems to be pretty long actually and there's
There's a lot of uh
Like secrets and shit to find
I am not washed. I'm playing on spondyne. I'm cruising through.
and look after all the upgrades I'm gonna get after this temple visit oh my
god indestructible no plant salted no any fast travel option yeah between
temples there is. Let's see. Execute powerful slashes and strikes. It's good a heavy blow
to cause eruptions from the earth.
At least a beam of loot. How do I even use these? I don't even know.
So how do I do the beam?
Oh. Okay.
I think God will remake with all the new 18 write-on style UI. Oh 100% yes
Okay
Right, so then we got to go to Apollo
Heroic strength 3, very nice.
And then we gotta go to... let's see, what do I have here?
Nike Demeter
Nike
Hestia Nike Demeter and Hestia I gotta go to
19 has to after this this should empower me like crazy oh I got a belt slot nice
okay that's really nice now I can equip the other one sick I'm strength level
four now. Tight. Wait, you can you can actually get even more belt slots. You can get three
more no I don't did I miss an offering in the first temple I just checked my stuff
I mean, I'll turn these in first.
Lobba balancing project that'll expose the impact with objects and enemies.
Bustiki projectile detonates when making contact with an enemy. Additionally, commit detonate by volatile kernel explosion.
And unleash a shower of incinerate bombs to incinerate enemies.
Solid, solid. I have another one too.
Yeah, so these are just getting upgraded now.
I never knew you pronounced it Nike I thought it was night
Oh, that's huge.
Swift movement, depth, agility, yeah.
What about you?
What do Nike's sandals symbolize to you?
Me?
Well, it depends on language, right?
Sandals represent the ability to swiftly pursue your desire to move through life with purpose and
confidence. They mean autonomy, aspiration, and the exhilarating rush of chasing one's own version of victory.
Did the random for these one get updated?
I have no offerings left.
Without Trin.
Evening legends.
I've been studying trigonometry and geometry lately,
and I'm super happy to say that I can finally confirm
that the TV is tilted.
Mmm.
I'm sure, I'm sure.
Thanks, Trim.
It's a different rainbow.
It's better.
Okay, that's nice.
I've already done that challenge though.
Just call me at the tee.
Yeah, my bash is shit out of these guys now.
Alright, we're moving.
I'm dead.
Yep.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
Last off-grid material? Nope. Oh no.
Yeah, oh yeah, and then you have these portals whatever they are
Please bro, please Oh, a new power.
Oh, yes, for these doors now.
While rushing, first square to charge a great speed, and you can destroy barriers within.
Oh, okay.
So you, yeah, you can destroy all these walls now.
nice is that the final upgrade then you have the red doors but maybe they are
barriers too
so this is it the statue Constantinos and his family has been building for
Generations when he aspires to finish he can never stop starting over
That must be where the ceilings climbed up to reach the archers purge
But when is that even safe?
No idea and no
Must be a way up double jump
Forehead just double jump
Well, hope he does a better job with Queen Sparta's head than he did with Light Kyrgis.
I'm for Amara's sake.
Yes!
Be sure to shout it loudly when you're disrespecting our headmaster!
Aw, dude, it's so nice I don't have to check for Seeker walls anymore because there's an
audio cue.
Ahhhh!
Is this how you two have been wasting your iron's pass?
Lying on your backs while I have to beg for a temporary field pass
What are you doing out here sculptor business?
You field drills, but we're all being called back to the school you too
There's a griffin loose at the port a griffin
You don't think you sure could solve a problem getting up there to continue our search
If you're smart, you'll head in the opposite direction about that griffin. We're Spartans Francis
We went towards danger.
Not away from it.
Maybe that's why we have an iron's pass, and you don't.
I wish you smart enough, Kratos.
Wait, so we gotta go all the way back to the port now?
Oh shit. What's over here?
Huh. Okay.
No.
No, no, no, so easy game sometimes.
Oh, there's another one!
DIE!
Stop singing, dammit!
This game is a little bit buggy.
He just breaks sometimes.
There's a tiny amount.
Oh, that was the easiest one.
Alright, we gotta go all the way bottom left.
Let's go.
Oh
Cuz we can't get up here
Oh, why would the nice griffin lady be scaring people at the port?
It would not have been a retent
People were not accustomed to her kind for many that is cause enough for fear
He's not doing no hit, is he?
Major thinks he's annoying too.
I think he already did Aladin, Aladin.
Yeah, adult Kratos is in this game.
He's telling this whole story to his daughter about how he grew up in Sparta
and what he and Daemons were up to.
I'm playing sticks on the 19th as a plan, because I'm gone on the 18th, so.
The Twilight 10 scene? That was the greatest scene in cinema.
Oh yeah, this is way before God of War 1, yeah.
No plans for new genics, no.
you down there and go to the port very
poll do oh this means secret I'm already
I've already gotten the secret though
unless oh there's a cat
No, that is amazing.
Patience.
The old vineyard's up this path.
How are we getting through that?
Follow.
I thought we were going to the port.
Why are we going here?
Haven't I already been here?
wait is that a glitch we're not sub is this like an earlier version of demos
from when I went here earlier in the story
maybe I don't know games definitely a bit buggy man and now the music is gone too
I don't know what's going on, bro.
Oh, there it is.
This is the best track in the game.
No I haven't restarted yet.
I actually haven't even had a save.
Yeah, I'm sorry to have my doubts about atreus.
is there another eyeball no oh I just need pressure right all we go left of
course boy they got otherwise I wouldn't be playing this and I'd be playing
Romeo instead. So little thanks to the five. Thank you. Down here there is something.
I just want the last op-grid material.
Uhhh...
Oh.
What is the best ammo if you just want to chill and fish?
FF14 has cool fishing.
At least when I played with those years ago.
Oh yeah, maybe RuneScape with the whole boating stuff now.
Earthquake OC-14
of
very easy I'm so OP now
So simple, so easy.
So I think that olive trees increase your magic and health and stuff, while the headset
guys, they like upgrade your gear so they can unlock new abilities or whatever.
where winds meet I haven't been fishing too much in that it's not like you level
up fishing in that
so Elia Nora isn't there something I don't know sad about her she does seem
far away at times makes me think the ceilings isn't the only one seeking
purpose her purpose is tending to temple I mean her true purpose maybe they're
one in the same they're not I can tell then ask her maybe I will
Maybe I will.
Huh?
Shut up.
Just...
Shhh.
Wait, can I enhance?
Yes, even better!
No rim?
Holy shit.
Oh yeah, I can improve the boots again.
I don't even know what it did to improve the boots.
Save?
I think I did.
Should be fine.
all right we're back in the port can we finally go through here wait I have no
energy sorry brother
craters won't give a fuck about boots man sir abode business have you seen a
Griffin around here?
I call for soldiers.
They send you.
Yes sir.
We're highly trained.
Where is this Griffin exactly?
Well highly trained, huh?
The monster is currently perched on top of the tower, staring out to sea.
Knowing Griffin's, it'll wait till our backs are turned and then out.
But your back is always turned.
depends on where you're standing stay here in case the soldiers he sent for a
life she's been busy I'll go see if it's out just a
Over there, huh?
Okay.
Okay, okay, where do I blow it?
Where'd I put this shit, please?
That was fucking tight, that was so tight.
Yeah, look at that convenience upgrade
That secret upgrade saves so much time because it manually checking every wall
Easy mode, no.
Thank you.
Yeah.
The rifle.
Chest.
Thanks
Me they got him for wait, did you got him for was the recent one right? Yeah, that was pretty cool
At your steel it is you listen, I have a favorite ask
Something's wrong a nasty storm is brewing Zeus you feel it
I do not but as I was saying young man heed my warning go stay safe indoors meet
me at the mountain once the storm passes I will consider your favor then she's
gonna help us up the mountain of course to descend a Spartans journey never
ends. Okay. Uh, behind the expensive spartan door, it was an item that shows Moral when
you're close to a secret wall. Oh, shit! The Hydra!
Scolopendra?
When do I attack?
Okay, you attack it there. All right, I'm in roll
Perry
Good Perry. Yep
Okay, just time that
Dude, why is that not a fairy wait could you carry could you yeah, this is going great
Okay, uh
Okay, okay, just you know what fuck it just jump it just jump it
Yeah
Yeah, yeah
Another one
Okay, yeah, I got it now the flight is downloaded it's downloaded
Okay, yeah, I know about this now nice
They will
What okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
I
Okay
No, I'm not! This was so easy. Okay, I know what to do. I know what to do.
In the mouth, watch out! Looks like he has something for us.
Was it her? Will she help us?
She just warned about a storm and flew off. This game's dank.
Who's afraid of a little water?
Yep, lag.
No, I don't play this game.
I don't play this game.
No, I don't play everything we're mouse and keyboard now.
Oh my gosh, shut up!
I've got the falling rocks!
Something in the mouth! Watch out!
What's with your head?
Raito's!
The three from above!
Fuck, okay, don't show, come on now.
Yes!
Okay, so he does that, alright, and now he does this.
Okay.
The enhanced block is so good.
If I could just not face-pank the DPS face, that'd be great.
Yeah, oh my god, I'm choking
Better
Oh, I know went to deep air safe
Okay
Oh
Okay, what is happening I
Am I supposed to get up there
Yeah, no
Okay, that was safe.
The gods smile on us today.
Did you see when we hit it?
It went, it was off.
You had the aim of Apollo and the stones of Aries.
The humility of Zeus.
I wish Amora had seen that.
I wish the sculptor had seen that.
We can do anything.
He can do anything.
So?
What now?
To the mountain.
We still need the Gryphon to get us up the passage of monuments.
sickness
higher ground zoo
Aww, Deimos.
Yeah, a lot of Blood Orbs.
ever
My manager's here chilling with his broom
You're alive
I was sure you and your friend were lost inside that serpent stomach
Now that its insides are outside. We sort of are
Yes, we're dogs funny. Can you imagine anything worse?
Tell your friends in Athens what you saw this day
Tell them this port is now safe courtesy of the Spartan a goach
you can leave now apparently I have a huge mess to clean up you're welcome
brother wait what about the boat you can take that's over there yeah
The dialogue is a bit too modern.
That's what I think.
Wait, so now we gotta go all the way back to...
I mean back to the mountain cuz the griffin should help us now
It's demos that is so like yeah, why don't you see that?
But Kratos is like, a Spartan never gives up.
Y'all, the rat is like, 30.
Thank you.
Wait, the Dickhens VA was the boat captain?
I was thinking if we're gonna see the boat captain.
And when I saw him, I was like, man, that should have been the boat captain,
or maybe it is when he's younger.
So it is the same voice acting.
So he probably is the boat captain then.
That's awesome.
You again?
Yeah, we do know what happens the day most later.
Where is the next mission?
I mean, Mount Tiagatheos.
Uh, oh, we're going up here!
Okay, there's a temple here.
Yeah, there.
Uh, Dionysus.
Okay, cool.
So I should move up to that temple above me.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
Ragnarok, I mean uh, 2018 was sick, yeah Ragnarok was sick too, but not as sick.
Wait, how do I get up here?
Oh.
Captain is the reefer VA in overwatch based
How far am I I'm definitely far in the game. I have all the upgrades to like explore everything I believe
Right now. I'm just pushing the story
I have two offerings I think I got to check hold I have Demeter and Hestia and Nike Demeter
Hester Hester on Nike. This is Apollo, right?
This is Nike, okay. Demetian Hester, then. So we're gonna put this in.
While leaping, the landing is replaced with a recovery roll to continue movement. Okay.
That's why it's cool to get these the headset statues because you get upgrades like that
Sound till townsfall game is made by some of the former alien isolation devs
Could be Pag, sheep when they are at like 62, brav, thank you.
More magic as welcome, sure.
a meter
Townfall devs made a condemned an observation. Yeah, condemns bang our observation ever played
That's another belt slot. Don't believe we have any other offerings
No, we're good. We're going top left then
is this game really required to finish it to a lot co-op yeah but co-op is not like
through the story I believe it's gonna be like challenge rooms faster to go to
Right up there, yeah.
Stories untold, did I play that?
Yo, Roam. Likewise, bro.
And zero kiwi, thanks for that. 113, man. Thank you.
I don't know why you can't transport between the fires in this game.
wonder sir I'm not impressed with troubles me boy my time on the audience
cradle I endured it barely my brother's turn is next summer and I worry you
think he's not ready I know that guy gold no not yet cradle is a piece of
Even as our loved ones watch us suffer, they too suffer, pick someone, one who means something, focus only on them, and be strong for them, ease their burden, and in doing so, ease your own.
Understand?
Oh man, that makes a strange amount of sense.
to endure the Artemis Crave is the mark of a true Spartan.
Thank you sir.
I like it.
Alright climb up high high high.
no idea do this I'm curious I mean I'm going hard on this story now to see how far we can get
oh my god the lag
Okay, so I don't know what these are.
Treasure.
I wonder if like, Kurgis could hear anything interesting here.
Oh, what?
Oh, that's what those are for.
Okay.
Thank you, backseating Kratos.
of
this is true there's a picture here oh okay so these I'm actually not sure how
you break I I can't
Well that was not worth it.
Thank you!
If you guys aren't watching characters in movies, TV shows, eat clam chowder, I'll try to make
it some today.
Clam chowder.
Yeah, I don't think I've ever had that.
Yo Griffin, I'm here!
She's not here.
Any part of the melting then?
Okay.
Now we're going up there now. Okay.
No, he was talking in the microphone or controller.
speak through the hat
weird area okay checkpoint I guess I could learn something
damn son fully upgraded and now we have the sandal stuff obviously
I really feel like I should be able to quick travel through campfires in this...
It will make it a lot of nice.
Meow
Ow
Fucking hell, shield enemies.
Okay, let's not die.
It's fine, I'm chillin' hard.
I'm chillin' hard.
I am...
not chillin' hard anymore, fuck.
Yeah!
Okay. This game is only on PlayStation. Fuck. Okay, no. No. No. Say no.
What what no, that was me just go right plus 11. I put it on okay, but I did it too late, so that's my problem
I move.
Right now it's easy because that guy's not going to spawn anymore.
We're good.
Alright, that's it.
We're good? Alright, that's it.
Face equals tank. Another one? Yeah.
one more this epic hacking all night I will slice you until you're dead
I'll sell what is the gimmicks here.
Thank you.
There is no way this game is 12 to 15 hours, like a zero chance.
It must have been a one guy who said that.
Big old enormous nut, fixed 32, all good, nine up your well.
Sudoku enemies.
like I'm going pretty fast through the story at this point I've done like half
the side stuff
ah yo that sick old Tino's man yeah I could grab a lot more olive trees but
right now I'm just going for the story
I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what
Don't tell me, but I can't get up there. What's
There's no other way up I can't I can't reach that
I don't know why I'm doing this.
Bottom Burbix 58.
No, because the one over there is a ropey lower down when you're above there already.
I guess it is there I'll go back and check oh unless you're supposed to use
the maybe the sickle works to lower the road paint stop like six seven thank you
I mean, I'll try it. It doesn't look like one of those though
Yeah, I cradles need to back save me I guess
I hate the meerkats, like not the emote, but the bird in this game.
I
Built up see tomorrow bro. What was it well? What now the monkeys are here. They weren't here before
I think they arrived here when you went into the first time
Don't do that. I like that you can see Daemon's birthmark. Funny story. It appears we admitted
certain details when we first sat in here. We were kind of low on supply, see, but carnivorous
bird prey then and in the sea lease was never here. You lied to us. Well, I mean, he could
We have been here. Yeah, we can
When the cotton eyes took over we ran off and left our stuff. They took something really bad
Could you
Maybe if we're nice first we have a griffin to find
Well, if I were a griffin, I'd be somewhere. Hi. Yeah, hang on
Thank you
You're welcome little Spartans. You're sending us toward the Cotter Garries, aren't you?
Maybe, but it's a path you couldn't reach, so when will you?
Oh, one of these!
Okay, chill.
Lazy mortal, fuck me.
Seeker wall up there.
I
Want to throw is up there, okay
Zoom
The only really up here material I'm looking for now is like for the last weapon upgrade
and stuff like that.
Hmm.
Yeah, now the other hole is gonna be bigger.
Yeah.
Woo! Ah, what the fuck, a heartbeat!
Boy, get out of here! Oh my god, what is this?
How the fuck do I fight this?
Oh, Mona, Mona, Mona, Mona.
This is literally how I have to kill her.
She's blocking the ledge.
What is this?
There's a tree to the right if I want to do that.
But I don't care for the trees too much.
Oh, nice! Five? Yeah, now you're getting a lot of upper material.
Snow area. Huh.
I'm frozen all the fucking birds
Where are you constantly frozen here, I think you are unless you do this
Okay freezing mechanics now, yep
Oh, nice.
What up, Perry?
No, there's no skill issue here.
I'm cruising through.
Why is this guy's name just the Kryptea, I wonder?
It's a bit sus.
Thank you.
No.
I'm thinking what if he's a traitors.
This is strange, right?
Cases of a ship.
Yeah.
Not Spartan, though.
Could be an old merchant vessel.
Maybe if we find its hold, there'll be treasure to salvage.
Demos, wait!
the guy atreus was named after it was one of credo spartan comrades
god you know that any merchants treasure would not be our secret
he's talking through my microphone again
you score lock home takes 63
I am playing on spot in difficulty actually
Oh! By what?
There are unique possibilities from the legends of Poseidon's Oceans.
Bigger even than the Skolapendra?
Much bigger than the Skolapendra.
Yeah, sick, die bird.
Name of game on Steam?
No, it's only on PlayStation.
It's Sons of Sparda.
God, the floor.
I'm saying sparta
Yeah, nice. Yeah, Neoprene was cool. I agree. I agree.
Oh, uh, why is he decided to block? Get out of here. Yeah.
Skeletons, they blow up when they die.
L Classic O.
The illustrious metal.
Nice.
Human bones, they move on the road, it bears the head of a conch.
It is crazy that you can't turn off the controller
Setting speaker
Oh shit
Give me these give me these please. Thank you
Yeah, game could have definitely like used some cooking time.
No doubt.
Ever tried fighting moves of games?
Real life?
Yeah, pretty sure I tried to do like a hell sweep from Tekken.
I mean dropkick and in the in the WWE arc smackdown versus rock would learn so
So many like wrestling moves dude.
Gotta go upwards.
Oh yeah, now you can open up this path here, that's nice.
Am I dent?
Is this...?
Nope, not dent.
Yeah, PvT, I think you.
Alright, you can stop blocking the ledge now, please.
For the love of God, stop blocking the ledge, I can't get up.
What do you mean cheese? He's the one cheesing me. He's a smash player, yeah exactly.
We've got to lower one of these holes here.
What?
I like to see mountain goats in the background.
Oh, there we go.
There it is. Nice.
Was I supposed to make that jump?
Felipe-ness. Felipe-ness. Felipe-ness.
A lot of collectibles
All the quests are like collectibles.
There she is.
was there trouble I gave your brother a warning there was no storm no point
of fighting them at the moment friends I what I said was to find safety I am
sorry your life is in danger but do not blame me I thought it was your role to
protect children we felt abandoned like a baby thrown from the cliffs of
Take a toast.
You gave me too heavy a heart.
What was the favor?
Fly us up to the statue.
We'll be in the passage of monuments.
Can you carry us there?
We've searched for him the entire game.
That's been like the main story.
No base crash today.
That's a good sign.
take those whenever you need me beat them against your shields I will find you
oh just know it is not safe for me to fly it into Sparta
anywhere else I will be wait wait wait wait wait wait wait did I just did I just
don't want heroes bowstring anything connecting Vasili's archery understood
fast travel between bonfires
some of us you have to travel around campsites yep
holy shit that is very very convenience
Very convenient and now I can just choose a campsite to go to oh my god so at the end
is when you unlock it.
There's a headset guy here.
Well, I'm not at the end end, but like on the later half, for sure.
to get. That's what I think of birds.
Wait, where does this go?
Oh, you gotta jump down and on that one, alright.
Yeah, I hate birds in this game. They are insane. The most annoying enemy for sure.
see so I gotta grab this go down and then you gotta go here switch to this
shoot that and there you put it okay I see
wait till those silk songbirds
Maybe I'll never see them.
Yeah, no, take your time.
Fuck.
I gotta time this better.
And this one's on its way down is what I gotta do it.
Then, okay.
Oh
Ah
There we go, that should do it.
Beautiful.
Headset man.
Oh shit, don't die, don't fight them. Just grab it.
Item us! Oh my god.
I was a lunar blade, nice.
Wait, killing me now might actually be optimal.
But no need.
Also making the other Castlevania Witcher games.
I haven't not thought about that, no.
I cannot say that I have.
I was using your voice to find Vassili's. I found this instead.
You should be back in your coach, learning to be a soldier. Picking up an effort.
You know that voice.
Brontus. They must have run into Vassili's during field drills.
You haven't used your unit, don't you?
I believe there is one more upgrade we need in the game to to remove those
Rebellious
What up better mate Brontis next time I see him no you do not
Why do you defend him?
He's our shield brother and the cohesion of the unit is far more important than whatever they did to one boy
They were trying to make him better
By pushing them around I will talk to Brontis
And you will clear this from your mind
It's cleared
Another stem fallon come is it a green bird now I think it's a green bird
Oh
I have not a lot of health too, right?
Oh, he spawns flowers.
I didn't see that.
Okay, should be easy though.
Should be easy.
Pada Bum, Bum Pada-Dough, Pada-Dough, Pada-Dough.
huh huh huh.
Let's go.
Fuck the flower.
Flower needs to go.
Fine
Man, oh my god the flowers are hard to see with all this going on. Okay. I see the flower
That's fine just calm down
Oh my god the flowers
The flowers the flowers
Yeah, well you're you're chilling the most I'm the one with aggro
Maybe lady up, okay
roll roll roll okay it's gonna come out of the flower yeah yeah yeah yeah okay spin
spin spin yeah take out a rock out of here
shit
Oh my god, there's like no time to damage him there.
decent deeps decent deeps hot of our no
okay we're good we're fine
There's when am I supposed to damage him I
Can get one hit then
One
Maybe a charge attack
Okay, chill.
Even there I get punished!
Okay, I have more magic.
I mean that's a lot of damage.
There's no way to hit my flowers.
I don't okay well well yeah I guess you just got a magic machine gun it down
seems to be it
Is that a chest down there?
Oh fuck.
It's not a hard fight, it's just you don't really have...
Yeah I'm playing Newsticks, I am.
Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin.
flowers remember flowers
hey we're killing killing art
good way better
Way better.
Okay, one, two.
Charge it up.
Oh, shit, that flower's still alive.
ball mess, ball mess, ball, yep, minus one
yo, psycho, thanks for the 4
now we're dead, give me more mana, more mana, please
please, more mana, more mana
One, two, one up, big.
No, my charge ass.
I have no plans for a sticks marathon.
Okay, well we got one.
One, two, get the moan up.
Okay, I whiffed. Oh, well.
I charge up my strong attack.
Oh, big crate, huge crate.
Okay, I have moan on health.
Heela.
Boom, boom.
Kill it, Flower!
Deimos!
Me too.
Yeah, this boss isn't the, uh,
the most fun.
Ha!
There's just not many
opportunities to attack him.
Oh, he's dead soon.
And I have a shotgun.
I mean, have all balls been like this?
No.
This is probably the worst one I've seen in the game.
No, it's taking aim! It's evasive maneuver!
It's setting up for off the ride!
Heist up!
I think I'm going to die.
Wing and prayer.
Yeah!
Oh, ice!
Spartacus!
Never on our backs!
Spartacus!
Never left behind!
Spartacus!
Always united!
Spartacus!
How can you do that?
Uh, mostly I make sure the pointy endpokes that...
That how do you smile when it seems you could be a beast lunch well my head screaming at me atreus
It's time to panic, but my heart says no if you believe in who you fight for and your death would make a great story
Why feel anything but joy?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Are you telling me aces atreus?
Oh
It all makes so much sense now
I wondered why he was so nice. You always talk about atreus with such respect. I wish I could have met him
As do I
Awww!
That's sick. I like that.
got it this opens the entrance in the bog might be the only way in thanks ace
and make sure to get the main entrance open
yeah that's the guy atreus is named after
We were talking earlier that it makes sense for him to be in this game, but it's like
I am what 16 hours into this game or something and we still haven't seen him, but it turns
out it's ice that is atreus.
Yeah, it's games canon, yeah.
I mean, this is canon, yeah.
I mean we know, we knew that you learn is, I don't remember when you learned that Kratos
son is named after Atreus.
But it's known that he names Atreus after a comrade he had in Sparta, in the army.
And that's Ice there.
End of 2018, right?
I really like that.
i like that they put him in the game
Yo, Sankya!
Create those demos in a tray, is it?
What is this area for?
Oh, yeah, there was a chest before bird boss. Oh now I can quick travel to the uh
Did I just say I forgot
Father who's Jadalus?
He is many things to our people
people. Inventor. Builder. Crashing you. A genius, perhaps, but prone to distraction.
It's a scare, I think, 71. Thank you. I mean, there's a fire right above me, so might as well get that.
Are you're going to the veiled Boganel?
Huh.
I don't think this game will end with him murdering his family.
I have a theory of how it's going to end.
I'm really curious to see how it will end.
I don't think this game is 20 plus hours if you just do the story.
But you can definitely put 20 plus hours into it though, no doubt.
I don't think I can hit the ending this stream. No, I think I'm close-ish, but
probably like two more hours on walk alone fight alone do what must be done
even when no one else can or will circle surface not an easy one no songs are
song for men like me. Which is the better path? Depends on the man. But whatever path you take,
make sure you can live with the man you work for. That is all that matters.
and
learning sandals
boom
we're still maxed out
there all right oh there's another uh wow there's another uh headset guy here
question is how do i get to land
Something over here. Ah, yes. Okay, nice
Bird
I don't I've already killed these enemies so many times I've been in this area before
I improved solar slaying huge
Actually big time gaming
What's over here then
Fuck yeah Demos, where are you brother?
You came to jump here by the way because you're stuck in the boat
Oh my god, this is...
What if I'm bulged, dude?
What if I'm bulgid?
No, oh yeah, it's yeah, okay
Okay.
Wait, why is she here?
What the hell?
I just stay here. I'm curious.
Why were you chained up when we first met?
Yeah.
You said you weren't always as we see you now.
It was long ago.
We were nymphs of Gaia.
My sisters and I.
Appointed to protect a special baby.
When he was older,
he left.
being we hid him from was vindictive. We had to keep moving. One day in Mt. Tegatos I sacrificed
myself to allow my sisters to escape his wrath. I was punished for it and imprisoned in this form.
Will you seek your former sheep? Why? I can do so much more for the mountain with my current one.
I mean, yeah, true.
How about I had game crash in PlayStation before?
Very rarely, very rarely.
It's all good, it's not like I had to redo much.
but I was acing that skillet in fight though big-time acer the gamer
I gotta go use these I have a few of them again I think
I mean, I do have meme beam here
Okay, that meme beam is fucking mental
I have no monger no monger I can't fuck
Fuck, I'm trying to get the mega parry.
Okay, whatever, just...
Let me...
An entire skeleton?
Have we had that?
Blood skeleton?
No more?
Oh, we're good.
I
Like that thing in the sun给我. Yeah, could be connected then the responsibility is ours, huh? Yeah
Right that a green award thing
So now we're going down there, but keep up I found that area too. Wait, what does this mean? Oh
These are the graves. I
Wonder if there's like super bosses in this game. There is another grave. There is another grave
So you can see where all the graves are already in the map. That's cool
Cool and Gucci
Uh, yes.
Face equals tank.
Fireplace.
There's no worse behaviors than green names.
What?
Red names are the best.
Green names are tainted because I'm shan-a-lot.
Did I just get a kitty up on a wedstone?
Definitely no sketchy uses involving impersonation.
What are these things?
It ends with a rushing vertical slash.
A military march while swinging the spear above head.
Okay.
Is there a secret wall here?
What the fuck?
Are you kidding me?
Oh, my needle.
I gotta kill you up on Whitestone.
So what offerings do I have now?
Nike Apollo Artemis.
Nike Apollo Artemis
Nike Artemis, I think I can max my spear tip then if I want to
preference for VA and God not really I don't really have a preference not really nice now
Now this one is better, way better.
That's super nice.
Do I have this?
No.
Yeah, both are incredible for Kratos' age.
Yeah, I'm enjoying this so far.
It's definitely a bit dank, a bit glitchy sometimes, but...
Did I say I had Nike and Apollo, Nike, something else?
Honestly, thank you.
This is definitely not like the best Metrovania plate or anything,
but it's really cool with the God of War lore and stuff.
I mean, we just met Atreus. That's cool.
That's hanging tag in my pants, bro.
I don't know I said that just ignore it
Oh, this is the level of the sword, I think.
Yeah.
That means more, uh, mean beam.
I don't actually know how you use it, though.
I don't know how you use the meme beam.
I mean, no, I mean, no, I meme beam I do.
But I don't know how to use that ground.
I don't know.
Meme beam.
That one is insanely powerful.
Whatever, we're good.
Go for one more bonfire, maybe?
Yeah, I'm a base red name.
That's true.
Let's see, I'm just thinking.
Remember that boat we found down there, too?
There's a boat there, and then there's a boat here
that takes it to another area here, Kuthida Island.
I wonder if there's super bosses in this game.
I have no idea.
There's also a red area here, found, oh yeah, I think this door looks very end game or very
like end of the game thing.
Should definitely be able to wrap it up tomorrow, like easily I'm pretty sure.
damn sure. Easily. Like, very easily.
No, Samira would not.
No, I'm far in the game now, you can tell. Like, I have...
I haven't got the last upgrade- No wait, I just got the last upgrade material for the weapons.
I'm pretty sure I did, let me check.
I did, yeah.
They can get up down with stone.
Max?
That's cool.
What was that grip I got?
Soldiers? Yeah.
Soldier wrap.
It's not a set piece though.
What does it look like?
That ain't right.
No. Iron anchor is what it was.
Huh, okay that's kind of nice.
Oh iron is the tank set wasn't it?
Yeah, defense stat.
Oh yeah, and then this one now ends in- okay.
Very slow though.
I like the crit set, it's fun.
It's fun seas bruvz.
Baww.
Wait, have you fall down here or there's- oh.
Yeah, I'm just gonna grab- I'm gonna grab a headset guy.
Not as well.
The headset guys are the most important.
Upgrade spells and shit.
just right above me I am really curious how this I'm really curious how this game is gonna
wrap up. Very...
Am I washed?
The answer is no. Niiiiiice!
Headset guy.
Oh, that increases the healing from the flask, so that's huge.
No, like, where in this story it will end?
I mean, we'll find out tomorrow.
I have a good idea, though.
I have a good idea, but I won't say it.
Say it. No. Yeah, I could. No, I think it's gonna end with Aries taking Dionysus away.
also said it earlier I just nodded in silence. Dionysus. Deimos, I mean. It's gonna end
within taking Deimos away because of the prophecy that's what I think but we'll
see yeah and then it links into goes as far as I a exactly and I think this
His start screen is after Kratos leaves to go after him, because you see the shield in
the bottom left.
There's my theory, but we'll find out tomorrow.
I'm actually really curious about it.
alive. Uh, true. I'm trying, it's been a while since I played the peace peagands. I'm trying
to remember when change takes place. Cause Deimos is in that one. Does that take place
after God of War One? Jake's Dream Memes? Yeah, sure. But I think it's something along
those lines though. I think Demos is going to be taken away and I think this
start screen has something to do with the ending because his shield is there in
the bottom left behind the Calliope and she looks very worried but yeah I am I
actually can't wait to see I'm very curious very curious how this is gonna
tie in now that we met Atreus yeah that was tight
Oh, that's what I was hoping for, that we would meet a Treyus.
Stremimimis?
Okay.
The birds with fists underwater for some reason?
Fucking hell.
What's going on?
No OBS crash today, which means it was hopefully this free-melements plugin.
Hmm.
Yeah, high quality right here.
Oh my god, bro, it just keeps going
The abyss returns even the boldest gaze
Wait, is this Ina? No, Sina? What was the name?
Kiana? Kina? No, what's-
Kina, Kina. I mean, I was there
I was there, dude.
Uh, what up, Ayn Road?
Did you finish Neo Ayn Run?
I've been lurking in your Neo streams during the day.
It's been really good timing for me.
Yeah, gotcha.
Oh
Fucking hell
We're gonna finish this God of War tomorrow easily finish it probably won't do a hundred percent because it's a lot of backtracking and collectibles and stuff a
Lot of like collect these statues collect those banners collect collect collect
But yeah, I've gotten quite a lot of the upgrades though that are important, that's sick.
I probably need a game to play after this tomorrow because I don't think it's going to take me
close to 8 hours to finish this.
So I'm going to check for some horror games I guess.
So to put everything in perspective, it's Sun Sub-Sparda and then the comic and then
Ghost of Sparta, young Kratos, and then Ascension, then Chains of Olympus, and Chains of Olympus
is after Ascension.
And then God of War 1, and then Ghost of Sparta, current time, and then God of War 2, 3, and
so on.
Mmm.
Kratos is in so many versions of Shoal Knight, I know, yeah.
I know.
Kratos gets beaten by, and Balrog says it's canon.
He only said it as a joke, okay?
He said it as a joke.
creature kitchen overwhelmingly positive but it's not a horror game you befriend local
wildlife and feed them snacks oh yeah yeah this game has been surprisingly long man I
haven't super rushed a story I've done like half optional stuff I think kind of probably
a little bit yeah no we're on half is probably good Chris thanks 47 man thank
you almost four years bro all right yeah like I said time and time again I'm
actually really curious how this game is gonna end and tie into the story but
very happy we got to see a trace that's awesome that's fucking awesome oh yeah
Heaven does not respond to it, it's apparently pretty good.
Wait, what the fuck? PlayStation All-Stars? I used to play this.
This was like PlayStation's version of Smash Bros.
Young Zeus meets Isaac Clark.
You look like a mortal child's plaything!
Isn't you, who has instructed this place?
Hey, I just got here myself.
Mortal! You dare raise your hand against the gods?
Explain yourselves before I leave.
I'm afraid I can't do that.
I've seen too much happen too quickly around here.
Perhaps you thought I was making a request. Let me make myself clear!
Yeah.
You will pay with your life for your insolence.
That's cool. Yeah, this was...
This was basically a... This was PlayStation's version of Super Smash Bros.
I think they only made one game, right? Or did they make a sequel?
fucking I was not the God of War timeline all of us but thank you
oh I that PS Vita version okay their chat thanks chiller with me gave us been fun
a bit dank, a bit buggy, but it's just been fun to play something with God of War, man.
Definitely not the best metromaniac out there or anything, but yeah, it's just a vibe, man.
It's a vibe.
I'm curious to see the finale tomorrow.
I'll see you then, chat.
Take care.
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Fuck yeah.
Bye-bye.
I love you guys.