Really?
That's all?
Next week or more.
Okay.
I'll see you in the next video.
Bye.
Get caught! You're gonna get caught!
Stay hydrated, meatbag.
You'll quicksame my way.
This is gonna take forever.
Stay hydrated, meatbag.
You're a quicksame, but with...
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Did you stream that? Really?
And another one liked it.
Okay, what up, hello.
Okay, what up, hello. Um, how long do you think sticks is my voice?
And another one bites the dust.
You're gonna get caught.
But I'll take it.
I
Can't miss all of these 10 seconds. No guard. They got in see you there
You know many times I've heard this setting these damn alerts up. Oh boy
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
And another one bites the dust.
But, but, but...
Ugh, this is gonna take forever!
Um, I, I, I, hmm, I got a, uh, I got, I got co-carnage, dude.
I got co-carnaged for some reason. Hold on.
I'm just waiting
Yeah, they they post it I mean I'm gonna play the game anyways
Another one bites that I'm gonna play the game anyways, but I guess I'm not doing the corp a part of it
Okay, um
interesting I guess I'll remove my
corp apart I've actually never had this
happen to me
okay I like sticks I would I'm asking
I'm still allowed to play normally right
why would I not be able to I got code
Oh, yeah.
I'm still gonna play it, unless they say like,
no, you're not allowed.
Well, can I bring my regular alerts back then?
I don't know how this works.
Can I just switch here?
Or do I need to like restart OBS for that or something?
Oh, let's see.
okay another regular alerts are back okay well um I don't know I was just told
they further streams paused until further noticed okay no they just say
hold off from doing the sponsored segment today so I guess I'm not doing
this big sponsor today but I'm definitely playing it because I've been
waiting for this game ah oh well that's
alright hopefully it's nothing crucial
surely right surely right anyways thanks
let me remove my like come on some stuff
Or all disabled
There we go
What happened? Well, I I'm playing sticks. I have a sponsor with this game at 7 p.m.
But they just pulled it they pulled everyone's apparently I don't know why I
Have no idea so now I have to
Disable the banner and stuff since
That's unfortunate though, I mean I'm still allowed to play it so yeah, it's fine.
All good.
All right, no Korpa for me today.
No corp fall for me.
Ziff, Zykz77 man.
Uh, and then Skaldy thinks that 104, XHGF38.
Well, there was new alerts.
They wanted me to use it for the corp fall,
but I was like, I'm just gonna use it all stream.
Um.
But yeah, it's all good.
Big bird, thanks for your accept yourself, man.
Zintaxx82, 4.49.
One of the, return to one of the best tell-it series.
Yeah, dude, Sticks One is a fucking banger.
Sticks 2 is not as good, but it's still good, and now it sticks 3 a decade later, so...
I've been looking forward to this.
Now, I'm a little bit worried now that they pulled the Corp, not because of me,
but probably something in the game they're not happy with, so...
BigBoyShrek, thanks 69, VestSetter, thanks to mine, only 4 years, Simon47.
Yeah, I think that's a water.
Uh...
Maybe. I mean, these games are quite long, I mean. They're like 20 plus hours, so...
At least the 6-1 and 2 was.
And I won an award. No, I wasn't there for an award. I was there to present an award, but I wasn't allowed to tell anyone.
Ryker, thanks for the 9. Saga, thanks for the 22. Shroudy Glagger, 25. Cannelly, thanks for the 6-7. Rackenies, thanks for the 6-7. Okina, thanks for the 15.
And boy, was I nervous.
Boy was I nervous going up on that stage and we had the like the second last one
so the whole evening it we're just sitting there come on it let us go off
so it's over. I was at the Swedish game awards it's a new thing they're doing
so that was cool that was the whole speech I did you know what I actually
winged it because I was gonna say I was gonna say this uh because Phytos tells
me he tells me you have the whole Swedish like game development teams in
front of you what do you have to say to them and I was gonna say I just want to
see blood board in 60 frames per second can we please make it happen and during
the rehearsal there wasn't super keen on it because Bloodborne is not Swedish obviously
I mean I wasn't allowed to say it but I was like yeah I mean I get it
so yeah I kind of half-winged it I have I had a little bit prepared but yeah
yeah I changed it to something more wholesome
Oh
But that was nerve-wracking though that it was cool. It was very cool. So I'm gonna launch the game
Hey, I think we all know why the corporate has been pulled
No, we don't dexter learn of the bakery girl incident. We don't run just streamer in last
last
unless
I'm the launch the game. Oh, dude. Please tell me this game is good man. I love sticks one and two especially one
Did I say use it for this again? Dude, my man knows me now, alright?
I've met him so many times at this point.
Thanks for hyping sticks up all week. For free.
But do you know who I did meet and spoke to quite a while?
Uh, I met Jennifer.
Which was really, really cool. Now, you might, you probably don't know who that is
when I say Jennifer. She's- What the fuck, you're not supposed to play?
Why is that alert play?
Oh yeah.
Really?
Shut up.
Okay, there we go.
No.
No, not Jennifer English.
Jennifer, I don't remember her last name now.
But she is the one who
wrote the story for Expedition 33.
So she was there.
And, um,
And um, I was sick actually.
I was a little bit starstruck there.
I was really cool.
So we spoke for quite a while.
Jennifer Lopez, yeah exactly.
Yeah and she was, she actually wrote half the story in Sweden, which I had no idea.
Because she's in Sweden a lot, so yeah
And she was gonna tell that story by the way, but they cut her off during the speech
She got Jeff dude. Oh
She got fucking Jeff
Is this the award some see Eliza
Yeah, she was saying she was starting the whole story about where she started wrote it brought writing the whole
Expansion 33 story and then they gradually upped the music as she was talking to like wrap it up
Yeah, that's the one Eliza that's the one
And she told me after the awards she told me like she had prepared the speech
It was less they told her she had a minute and her speech was less than a minute minute
She had timed everything, but they just they she she got Jeff
man I got code today and Jennifer got
Jeffed yesterday. Fuck you know. Did I go up
and talk? Yeah I presented an award. Well
me and Mika did. I was fucking
nerve-wracking. Also the coolest part
is the guy who hosted the show which
also wasn't allowed to talk about. I
wasn't allowed to talk about shit. I
wasn't allowed to say that I was gonna
percent. I was barely allowed to say I
was gonna be there I think I don't know
So, um, until like last minute.
And then, um, but the guy hosted me, I showed Phytos Phytos.
I was also a bit starstruck meeting him because he plays Jacob in a copse, which is one of
the best Swedish movies ever, all right?
And that, uh, I love that movie.
movie in unskandet two greatest Swedish movies man man cops is so good dude
yeah it's so damn good yeah new sticks came out today well early access two days
ago yeah he's use of his brother yeah he is so you have use of fighters who makes
the games like it takes two split fiction yada yada and then they have far as
fighters which is more in the acting side he does a lot of acting I was about
to say role-playing acting
all right let's see yeah he was in Westworld he was yeah lay excited for
this all right let's get on with it let's get on with it yeah so I was
supposed to have a corporate with his game today at 7 p.m. but they pulled it
No idea why they pulled everyone's corp not just mine, so it's not me brand risk, okay?
One thinks the one-away castix 30 look alike you and Mika both were beautiful last night dude ass I
Wear that suit like once a year
Thanks, thanks for the 43 an aria. Thanks for the three anniversary. Thank you
Oh
What is fossils in the way out? Yeah, yeah, he was he's one of the characters
Was a new game
Dnoblin wait, oh recommend if you're new to stealth genre please
Former hitman world record holder. Oh, I also spoke to the hitman people because they were there and I asked them
About the M&M mission
Like I asked that was it AI voice a real they said no he recorded it in his studio at home
So he was actually Eminem recording his lines
So that's cool. We were we weren't sure when we played it, but no they told me it was him
It was actually him
The recommend experience for experience stealth players and search for of a balanced experience. That's a lot of
experience if you seek an unforgiving experience for stealth veteran expecting to be punished for any mistake
Oh manual saves are disabled. There's only quick saves?
Wait that adds a lot of pressure you can't save scum, but wait someone say this game's glitchy
Sometimes you can't kill guards and stuff after certain abilities
Do you have any info on this inferno
I mean we could try see if it works well you heard about it as well but I'm
unsure
yeah I could do I could do honest manhard instead I guess I don't know the
interview for yesterday I mean it's uploaded to YouTube the whole show or on
the twitch mods let me see if they answered anything yo violin thanks 22
man thank you bro
okay we're good according to some reviews the noblin diff is fine difficult
But could be hard with bugs still here. Yeah, okay, that's what I was afraid of you
You got a glitch that forced you to do redo a big portion of the game because of this because of no blend
Wait, so hard mode is just
No blend, but you can save
And you don't rely on just autosaves
It sounds like it
I mean I'm gonna go bling it up and if it's if it's ass there's no difference in difficulty
other isn't okay I'm gonna go bling
We'll see.
Let's go.
Oh, here we go!
Sticks!
The Stone Golem.
So the escape from Korangar.
Oh yeah.
So I have hopefully no OBS crashes.
I've completely reinstalled all of OBS and everything.
CC subtitles should be working now too if anyone could confirm that.
I felt bad for deathraven earlier last frame.
It works, yeah, cool, thanks.
Thank you.
Um, hey, you.
I gotta manually move my camera.
Hey, you.
All right, cool.
This game from Korangar.
The Stone Golem, a massive quartz glowing behemoth,
has just raised Korangar.
Sticks and Jarak clash aboard the fleeing zippelin.
This pretah run its wrath, but their fight is abruptly cut short as the Ghoulam turns
its fury toward them.
Forced into an uneasy alloy and Sticks steals himself to climb the Tyring Giant and stop
it.
No matter the costs.
Okay.
What are the Sticks games about?
Sticks is a goblin that stealth kills humans.
It's a stealth game.
It is.
for all of their differences they hold me on one thing. Goblins are bad news. First the
green plague and then whatever long thought they'd see the worst of it. Here comes the
the only who the fuck are you talking to stop that do you mind if we sit with
you so you're the talking goblin everyone's talking about and you are
the best and brightest of our new recruits disappointments all around I'd
say they say you were there when it all started is that true yeah like you
cause the war or some shit it's a bit more complicated than that so what is it
what's your side of the six is also the original goblin and the only actually
intelligent one right right sure I'll tell you but I don't want to hear a
single comment until I'm done got it this kind of narrative device gets old
real fast. Let me take you back. I was barely escaping the out-the-city of Kornkorn. I like Kornkorn.
Oh, yeah. Is this controller or keyboard mouse game?
You two get your heads out of your respective asses and take care of that monster.
I led her.
Wait!
How did you?
And quickly, if you don't mind.
You fucking...
Ah, I'll deal with you later.
Okay, um, zoom!
His running style's funny.
every time I click L3 it keeps telling me I can't save
uh
I wonder if keyboard is actually like bunch right keyboard
See the crouch and walking off the cliff or crouching legs will be grabbed.
Yeah, okay.
This is a golden like in it.
I mean in a way.
Yeah.
I
Keep her mouth feels good. I made it myself a few hours
I gotta look for this machine's power source. It's the only way I have to stop.
Okay.
I can make it. Ah, fuck!
I better avoid those grits and charge quartz energy.
Yeah the thing is, I don't think you can turn off motion blur, but there's this any setting
you can do which I did, but I might need to redo it because I did like shaders or some
shit I don't know you can like turn off apparently you can turn off this and it
removes removes it also fully edge fully edge was low
max oh yeah it's gone now yeah
Holy speed
It's not 10-8. It just says that because of borderless
Shirley
There ever go gobbling mode at home
Oops, of course don't we all
Damn you're so fast
I walked into one and I didn't die, so I lost a little bit of health.
hold doesn't this just take me back down
I got the sources in there obviously. I can't get in there.
Yeah we're inside the Colossus like God of War 2 dude spoilers.
There must be something here, oh there.
Or is that where I came from?
I don't even remember.
No I haven't been here.
No I have been here.
Chad, I'm stuck in the tutorial, it's over.
This is my alpha moment.
Oh, you can slide, Neat. I'm going down for it.
Well, if I breathe a person lost crown, to troll silk sock fans even more.
Isn't this where I came from? I'm pretty sure I need to go in there.
Oh, here you can do this.
And switch.
Okay, this is on V.
Might need to rebind that.
That's a little bit weird.
Oh yeah, I must have missed something. I mean, I...
I must have made a mistake.
oh wait I see it's it's here and there I thought I'd taken most of the quartz at
car and car but it still held some surprises
don't need no yellow paint piece like that compared to the tiny ones I got
Oh, the power it's gonna give me.
Okay, some power.
Hopefully there's fun powers in this one.
Precure, creature.
You come to us.
You come...
to us.
Ah, shut up.
Oh, time to go.
Okay.
This whole thing's crumbling.
Okay, there's definitely fall damage.
What's up, little fart?
Dude, it's-
It's time. Stay down.
Yeah, it's scary to play on Gnoblin difficulty.
Oh, oh, oh!
Fuck!
The balloon is leaking. Mending it won't get us far if we can even manage that.
Oh no! I still got business with you.
Good idea. Tossing your body's overboard will give me a few extra miles, at least.
You took the giant's courts.
So what? I've sold plenty of courts at Karngarn. No one cared then. Huh. It didn't bother you
when it gave me extra powers to do what you want. It did it.
What's done is done. What matters now is to land someplace where no one will ask any
I think we can reach the wall, but we'll be cutting it close.
I have no objections.
Alright, fix whatever you can.
I'll try to get as far as one of these.
I've played sticks one and two as is.
This is the new one.
A decade later.
The wall.
The Zeppelin doesn't survive their escape, riddled with damage, it crashes near the wall
in a burst of flames and twisted metal.
Sticks, Jarocke and Helledrin barely made it out of the wreck alive, pursued wounded
and without a plan, reduced to wandering to take refuge in the slums where no one asked
questions.
As the world closes in around them, they now have to survive and stay silent and find a
way out.
Hmm.
The font could use some work, no doubt, feels a bit, uh, no, uh, un-identity, what do you
say?
A bit basic, yeah.
I could use some like sticks touch to it
Look who's back.
It's been a minute, Heligren.
I encountered some complications, but it's been dealt with.
We can go back to our shared concern.
You got a way out of here?
A pirate's eppelin.
Its captain got away and is laying low at the whaling widow.
It's a long shot, but it's the best one we've got so far.
Why not ask Jarragh?
He's the interrogation guy.
Do you know where he is?
Probably halfway across the continent.
Yeah, Shronky, it was great.
Okay, fine, fine.
I'll talk to Captain, whatever.
You got a description?
If you come across a drunk dwarf, that's him.
Really?
A lone dwarf?
Stuck in this human shithole?
We might have a few things to talk about.
Gotta find that dwarf captain in the tavern when we stay anchored in the slums.
The gang's got a hideout in the mines.
Could be a nice workout if you're feeling...
New crew emission? A crew...
Okay, this is tutorial.
Have you taken a walk in the mines?
Or you handled a dwarf captain? Your call.
Reach tutorial. Okay.
I'll do tutorial.
Damn, he's so quick.
F.
Ugh.
Secret door.
Not too rusty after all.
Light and shadows.
In dimmer areas enemies see from lesser distance and their detection speed is slower.
Here I come.
wait draw the dagger oh shit okay you can attack like this chat that was
scripted
So here you can hide, errrrrrn.
Hide.
Look.
Open and close.
Okay, smooth.
Noisy and silent stabs.
First left click to stab an enemy noisily, or hold from a silent stealth kill, and then
you can drag him away.
Shut the fuck up!
This game's tight.
The audio is so low when you're in the game.
When a cutscene is gonna happen and all our ears gonna blow out.
V to take cover.
Uh, sticks is less perceptible while in cover.
Alright.
Listen, we're just- Okay, okay, let's see here. Yeah, I know what to do. I got this.
Eat shit?
Ooh!
Okay.
I can't see.
Oh my god! Chill!
Okay.
Okay, you can insta-kill if you perfect dodge.
dodge nice okay okay okay I got this shit I used it in controls
yeah
While in cover, peek left or right with bust.
Aim at another cover and press shift.
Okay, and then you can roll.
Switch side, roll, chill.
Can you...
Oops.
Can you easily leap over this or...
Okay, nice.
Oh, he's quick and efficient.
I mean, the controls are tight though, I like it.
best Voldemort destroyer fucking Voldemort oh sand oh yeah all right yeah
I'm gonna do a loud kill
Oh, he's definitely faster to kill than in Hitman, yeah.
Fall in the air on a ledge above an enemy. Left click to silent stab.
Okay.
Silent stab.
Silence. Oh, here.
Here.
This is actually why I know.
I'm playing on Gnoblin difficulty which is the hardest one.
You can't manually save then.
It's checkpoints.
Yeah, this is the tutorial.
Can I make that?
Do a pacifist run?
Fuck no!
Killing is fun!
He emits less noise when moving or landing on a specific surface as light carpets, etc.
Oh, I see.
Oh
It's fine, it's all good. It's all good. It's all good
That's healing I
Thanks!
I can't see. I can't even move.
Okay, it's fine.
My man does not give a fuck about these attacks.
Monsters!
Why is this tight? I like it. I mean it's definitely a bit jank but I mean it's up my alley though.
I'll take some jank.
Who is this?
I'll vault.
That's OP.
All right, I think that was the tutorial oh, oh invisibility. Yeah
Yeah!
So OP, dude!
So OP, there's so many fun powers in the other games.
I'm excited to see what this one has.
Yeah, it came out today Rowan, yeah.
When enemies on narkstars in the area are in alert, press F7, yeah, I can't do that
on this difficulty though.
Woo, job's done.
So this is like, the hub.
Yeah, the audio is a bit dank, no doubt.
Because of a judge leaked the Santa Monica's announcing something new in the summer.
He did.
civilians
Solid amber
I got a potion
Oh, he's back. All right
How how how how
I
Want to see I want to get more solid embers enter can't hide in a fire. Oh
Anymore embers
I picked up an amber at the civilian xp
Where's that?
Huh.
Some sand?
The wood-op jeeg in.
I remember there was a lot of collectibles you could find.
I
Fuck I press wrong press the wrong button shut up. That's all good. It's all good. Listen. I'm getting used to the controls, right?
easy you don't get any minus for killing I hope killing is fun oh shit are
they coming who's there who's there must be hiding somewhere
Okay, that guy stuck in the door there.
And not too far.
That's true.
true. Finding all the ambers and stuff is gonna be hard. But I'm doing a silent kill.
Oh fuck they heard that okay they hear it quite easily
Yeah, okay, I'm back up here now
Okay, we're chilling oh my god
No, no, no, no
nothing here wrong button fuck I haven't gone too far
do you know like up the music and shit up oh shit here we go okay can assign
abilities to fit your play style yeah invisibility yeah I have that already I
have that on yep upgrades okay multiple vision items are upgraded discovered
Okay. Quartz skills, items and prototypes. Clone decoy is so nice, dude. I can't check...
Oh no, not... Well, wow, this is a bit scuffed. So I use my mouse here. I can't see what the
the other upgrades are though which I kind of like main story crew missions
finished okay all right all good guns of rule man just that chicken out this
proper right yeah let's do properly this has just been the warm-up so far
That guy's gonna move.
Then I go here.
I'm gonna yoink this guy.
Oh, I'll yoink him like that.
No, come back.
Come back.
I feel like you can fly in that wind maybe later all right fuck it let's go
of
present
of
Kill everyone.
Oh, there's something.
A look pic.
No sign of the captain.
shhh!
you gotta do it here dude
look pick
lockpick
lockpick goddammit it breaks
yeah come and check it
Look back.
The wind is the classic.
This is on Gnoblin difficulty, the hardest one.
If I die, I'd have to redo this entire map.
Why can't I use the visibility?
Oh, I need to use T?
Ah, yeah, there we go.
I could also just do this.
So easy.
You'll have to switch to hard, you'll see.
Nah, nah, I believe let me play some alerts
Thanks, I will catch up with all y'all all good lotion up your woman
I see something is that quartz
Scraps and Robyce Larva, okay.
You can fight back, yeah exactly, you can actually combat enemies in this, and if you perfect dodge you insta-kill them, which is insane.
Seems insanely OP.
Okay, move.
I'm just killing everything now. I don't know if you get anything for it
Another victim
Oh, they're gonna hear that if I do this. Yeah, they will on this difficulty. They will
A bottle oh you can distract with this, okay
Hey, you hey here yeah watch this here here come and check it
Yeah, I don't know
You
Bedroom is in here somewhere. It's probably on the marker
Fuck that was bad
Yeah, I don't want to go in there. I'm gonna die if I do and I don't want to die. Oh
There's a guy there what about if you jump and stealth kill I
Maybe jumping stealth kid is something you unlock though shit shit
Hey, you!
Oh, hi. Okay.
I don't want to drop him, they're gonna notice.
I'll drop him here instead. Oh, shit. No!
Yeah!
Oh?
Switch the damn son.
Oi! Where's the dwarf hat?
That's how low's me a point.
hungover in his room
oh maybe he's dead
either way
dude come on
I know you got a key
a key?
oh oh
give me to that crown
lovely
I guess you gotta go
yeah you gotta go on the beams up there
okay
There's a guy here though.
No way I killed him, never mind.
Is it there?
How do I release this shit?
I'm gonna die if I jump in the middle.
Maybe you can hang on the chain though.
What?!
Oh you released it from there I see it
Come on, where are you there?
I
Want you to remember this all happened because I fell through the damn chain
Okay, where does this put me wait? I got a checkpoint here. Where's this? I don't even know
Go back to sleep you're treating
What? Oh. Oh. Nope. No dwarf captain in this room. Thank you. Alright. Well I know how
to release a chandelier I think. I'm gonna swing.
I
Yeah, there's those okay
What up boys, I think you can roll on carpet safely
Okay, we go here inventory full we drink
We eat, we drop down, we shimmy, and we grab.
Nothing here.
nothing here okay now I can release maybe
are they gonna see me kill him I feel like they are what if I I don't have a
bottle if I could lure him boy hey what was that yeah exactly yeah come here
gobo hitman you're not as polished as hitman though no hitman
where's the door pass it's on the shoes
come on I know you got a key on this
somewhere thank you
Yo, give me your key.
Yeah, the lag spike when I dropped it.
Hey, can I get the key?
Got it.
Finders, keepers.
Alright, it's up there.
But what if there's stuff in here?
There's so many ways you can get into areas. Could have gone in here.
Hey, you!
Fuckaboobs, thank you.
What's this?
Did I just suplex him?
Oh, it opens this.
It's not like I need to go here.
There's a health potion there though, that's good.
Hey, can you whistle?
This takes you back to your stealth gamer.
It is a stealth game, yeah.
Give me this.
I'm going to the dwarf captain's room.
It's fine.
It's fine, man.
I already got your key.
We're good.
Oops.
Oh, bottle.
What's this now? I thought there was something.
Hmm. Great. I'm seeing things now.
Hmm.
Wow, that's a paid comments.
That's a paid comment right there.
I don't think this is his room.
Where's his room?
This...
Which is the dwarf captain's room.
It's gotta be one...
that I don't need to lock pick.
Why I don't mind that but at least close the window man
Will they hear me open this or can I do it very sneakily I don't know
Okay
Oh
Ah ha
A lotty
I'm noblin
Is this Posterino?
Here it is.
Yeah.
Acid vial.
Okay.
Well, this wasn't his room, so.
Melt corpse?
Oh, you can melt with acid.
Okay.
You didn't even need to get the key here.
The window was open.
You could have just skipped the key thing.
I think.
I played the older games, yeah.
Sticks one and two.
Sticks one is awesome.
Sticks two.
It's good, but not as good.
Zeppelin? That thing is here for your Zeppelin, so sober up and do it quick if you ever want to see it again.
What's in it for you?
A ride out of here, non-negotiable.
Sounds fair.
The audio balancing is pretty bad.
My ship's parked in the docks, which seems simple enough, right?
Grab a couple of guards, get in, get out.
Except those fanatics from the Inquisition
are keeping a close eye on her for some reason.
I'd barely escaped with my life.
If you think you're up for it,
get my ship out of there
and steer her to the nearest air station.
I'll take you wherever you want to go.
The music is good. I don't see if I can increase it. It's probably on max though
Why is my cursor gone from the screen? Oh, I can up the music. Yeah
turn off the fire he's just some oh what the fuck okay you can actually crawl
into chimneys yeah I sick
Where's all the enemies?
There's definitely going to be enemies here.
I see a crown over there to get there.
I don't need to use it now.
I'm just prepping because enemies are definitely going to spawn.
Yeah.
Yeah, here.
Okay.
Alright, gotta be smart about it.
Okay, flasks are full.
Oh, cool! Wait. Oh, wait, is this- is this?
That's kind of sick. Like a miniature.
So I think I can pretty sure the cursor is like glitched here. Yeah, you can quick travel here if you want
There's the hideout the worker lift
Wait
So it's oh man, it's very open
what about all the upgrades the levels are huge but they were always huge in
these games though but they are even bigger now like could I have a check
what was down there I don't know I want to see what you need to get upgrades
like abilities and stuff but I'm sure the game will tell me it's a bit weird
because I don't have a cursor here so I can't well I mean it's there but it's
invisible the cursor is invisible
yeah all tap doesn't fix it yeah I don't have any talent points I don't I
looted XP that's the only way I know to get XP oh maybe yeah let's remove
controller that's smart
No, it's still gone. It might need like a restart after removing the controller, maybe.
Did I just have a save? Okay, uh, if I just have a save...
Let's see, load, auto-save the- Okay, let me- let me just reset the game.
Just in case. There's not controllers plugged out.
Hey, uh, Alibaba, yo! Thanks 33, dude, hope you're well.
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you guys moxie boy beta inclan cows look alike thank you guys and ariel
thanks three anniversary thank you
our guy caught up I want to see what what's like down there though can I go
well maybe you get there after doing this oh there's only one way to find out
Do I have a cursor? I have a cursor! Yeah, okay. This is good. That's way better. I have a cursor now.
Who'd I? Thanks, 51.
Is this dank or solid? Oh, it's dank.
But they actually- they have some really fun like gameplay elements.
I'm playing on nobly and difficulty, which is the hardest one.
like you gotta ask please say anything to the 18
maybe oh it looks like this is a bridge a lower eventually I don't think I can
get there yet yeah fuck it we we ride zoom I could check the abilities well
Will this keep moving if I check abilities, no?
But now I can see here.
Clown throw, yeah.
The clonest.
you
Those are in the earlier games too. They're very scary.
Well you don't always need to kill people, you know?
Huh.
I thought this was a wardrobe!
Fuck!
Aha, I'm out here now, okay, all right.
And now I'm out here, okay, smooth.
Can I climb higher here?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Yeah.
Fuck.
Shhh.
Were the other six games a thank as well?
Uhh, I don't recall the first one being...
The first one so far is...
I'm not many hours into this, but the first one is probably the best so far.
Oh my god, that guy waited like nothing.
I should make a goblin rogue in one of Warcraft.
Oh yeah, I forgot you can play goblin.
I'm gonna wait for this guy.
It's worth it.
Can they stash you in somewhere here?
Well, you won't get caught if I just lay you here.
There's no way.
Wait, what was that?
This way.
Is this a chest?
Is that a lootable chest right there?
No, it's probably a hiding spot.
Oh, I think you can poison him here mate.
Very molten, very.
Fuck.
Yes.
Shhh.
Window open. Don't need to lock pink. We're good.
Oh fuck.
Okay, we're good.
You can kill midair.
Alright, that's good to know.
Random native X47.
Yeah, think about it.
Alright, I guess I'm going there.
I'm not going there fuck
you rock snakes at 55 thank you I'm in a pickle now
That guy's gonna hear if I kill can't I go higher up here?
What if I just like sneakily I have an idea
Oh, thank you.
You feel so OP in this game already.
I don't even have any abilities.
I have invisibility.
Oh, shit.
Bald equals evil?
There was no suspicious activity, Inquisitor.
No one approached the Quartz Lock as you ordered.
It better stay that way.
This lock is worth more than your lives.
Adjust when the key has been put to safety, as per your instructions.
Inquisitor.
Kill anyone who steps on the sepulchre, or I'll kill you myself.
Nooooooo.
The emerald was bald.
fucking Inquisition creeps.
An Inquisition made Quartzlock.
Now that's something you don't see every day.
Wouldn't it be a shame if someone were to open it?
So sneaky, I search the area.
It's in there, but I want to see if there's any loot-loot-thot-ah, I took damage.
Okay.
Was the al-hai-yimah removed?
No, you're just not a sub-murder.
Oh shit, focus, focus, focus.
Okay, um, I can probably drop that crate if I manage to find a way up, which I have already.
Yeah.
He's gonna stare at that wall.
Oh
Hold you
I'm not sure I'm going to make it.
Hmm.
Oh fuck.
Okay, no one's there yet.
You
Do do do do do do I found the found have I seen the found footage movie the bay not never heard of it
How many how many people can you hide in a chest?
they are they everyone's bald yeah must be some requirements
That's a lot of stuff in here, what the hell?
Nice.
Okay.
I must say I'm pretty curious to see what could open the quartz lock like that.
Or who I suppose.
You're not the Inquisition.
Not unless they drastically changed their recruitment profiles.
Can you get me out of here?
Whoa!
Slow down.
I'll be here to find something to open a quartz lock.
A quartz lock that's keeping us up and stuck at the docks, correct?
And how would you know that?
Because people can't seem to keep their mouth shut around here or suspect the strange chest next to them might be listing in
And you were inside that chest because?
Because I can open the court's lock, which is the reason you wanted that chest in the first place
So I'll ask again. I got a score here back to the other door
I can't steer a zeppelin on my own. I think that could be arranged
Oh crafting menu, okay
Huh. Okay, cool.
The bolt is very good.
I will take the bolt.
So that's what you have these items for.
All right.
Oh, create a diversion or kill the enemies.
Hey, could you secure the path?
I don't like knowing those guards could be in our way.
Yeah, fine.
Of course I can, it's all good.
It's so good.
the baldest country in the world is Spain
yeah let's go purple snail nice work dude
I'll try the diversion, even though killing is fun, but I'll see what the diversion is.
Oh, oh yeah, I'm back up here now. I see. Yeah, this one is the night is here.
you lost all your hair at 19 yeah it's just like that sometimes
I want to kill him so badly that guy's gonna hear me do it though unless
it yes I mean I like them they're not like they're a bit dank the jank and
dank
but it is like the good jank yeah
The place is clear hurry up
Yeah, coming, right behind you.
Uh, cleared. There's guards right there.
I don't trust this.
Jasper?
Surely you'll just teleport when I get here, right?
Okay, good.
Huh.
Heh heh heh.
You got it.
You two guns of war, man. Thanks, dude.
He's greedy.
Sticks, is it?
Who's asking?
It is a difficult question.
How do we define ourselves?
Well, the name would be a good start.
We've been called Flux, but it is a meagre definition of Flux, but it is a meagre definition
I mean you can also add thief extraordinaire green plague of the continent all around pain
in the ass but maybe we save that for the second day first the pieces of
and Korangah, and now...
Ah, let me guess.
I disturbed an ancient power of some sort.
Is that what you are?
You have noticed after sticks.
But it has been a long time.
Yes, a very long time.
What did you do got myself
Oh, who's that?
You took your damn time, Jarek.
I had some plans of my own.
Here's your friend.
Okay.
My name is Jasper, and I hope one of you knows how to pilot a ship.
Running away?
Just need to make a stop.
Got some cargo to get back.
I'm sure she'll appreciate the sentiment.
You sure made it hard to steal this ship?
I'll give him that.
Yeah, that'll have to do.
sure we're more correctly. I'll take care of the rest. What? What? What happened? Oh,
You can whistle, you can!
I mean that's huge, I gotta use this.
Uh, a sign.
Then you have a...
Coorrrrrrr...
Rararara.
But I unlocked a clone decoy?
That's awesome.
The Deco release a nauseous cloud as it dies stunning nearby enemies and you can throw it
That's tight that's so fun. I can get this I
Don't have the decoy though. Maybe I do. I don't know. Yeah, I do have the decoy. Well, yeah a sign
Oh, I have to assign it like this. Oh
Okay, you're pretty limited
What? There we go. You're pretty limited
Okay, we'll go like this. You're pretty limited at what you can equip. Oh, yeah, yeah quartz give XP and resonance spend them
Yeah, okay, but I mean, okay. Y'all spend it
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
I have nothing else to spend, so I don't know what they want me to do here, but, um, this
is all I have, man.
Oh, it's gone. All right, cool.
Zoom.
Area to secure. Seven enemies to kill. Okay.
I have no idea.
Oh, shit.
Some threats are particularly tough and won't go down to these other.
Stabbing them to death isn't the only option.
Uh-huh.
cucumber thanks 70 no I man is this in my legs for all right that's a big boy
right there we got to drop something on him
yeah freebies hmm oh can I drop him into there oh wait he drinks so I might be
able to poison
Yeah, it's just fix our stealth games. Yeah. Well, maybe you can drag him down from well, that's not a big ledge
But I landed on a corp X
What was shit? No, you haven't seen anything. You haven't seen anything
I'm invisible dude. I'm chilling
Nothing here
Some other dude was aggro it
Surely I can open this hatchy-walks-on.
Gotta be possible to open that from below
you heard that right
Are you motherfu-
Oh, okay, they just stunned them. I think you need to upgrade for them to kill them.
We
What is that it's a clone of yourself. Oh shit hello I
Feel like the the whistle is gonna be insanely OP
Yeah, you can just whistle and stealth kill like this
It's like coins in Hitman.
Wheeee.
Oh.
Are you kiddin' whistling the other games, too?
I don't remember that.
I mainly just remember the clone.
Whoa.
Okay.
Okay, let me see if there's an upgrade for that.
So here, Ember cost is halved if it's not thrown enemy.
Two thrown clones can be active at the same time on different targets.
Clones thrown at enemies are set in ambush and hideouts inflict damage over time.
If they're able to kill the target, clones in ambush immediately hide the corpse in the
hideout if it fits.
That's nice. That's cool.
Cocoon, you respawn. That's insanely OP.
Hey, you!
Ember consumption, stop while staying still.
Stabbed and carried enemies become invisible too.
Oh.
While invisible, every stab is silent.
Footsteps are completely silent.
We're performing a kill from a chest at Wardrobe.
He swaps place.
Okay, yes, that should.
Yo, Abinare, thanks. The 103.
Have a long ass
Okay, how the hell no, oh, yeah, I'm gonna look for a way to deal with this guy
It's gotta be you can drop him in the other man
Oh wrong boy
listen to me I think bottles might be better to pair with this where's my bottles at let's
Let's see, bottles, right click too, okay.
Hello.
Oh come on, what are you guys doing there?
I'm gonna check on them
These guys bros or something
Yeah, yeah
You're so OP in this game, it's insane.
I still did the beginning and we're getting some gimmick enemies introduced.
Oh, whoops.
Oh, I'm too old for this shit.
Where's the oven? Oh, it's up there. What's in here?
No idea.
Are you an enemy even?
I feel like you're not, but I'm going to kill you anyways.
Okay, it was. It didn't count as an enemy.
Alright, how the hell do I deal with this shit?
Yeah, right here I have to secure the area, so I have to kill the enemies.
Is there a smooth way in here, or is it just lockpicking?
lockpicking
nice
I mean maybe you don't have to kill them but look at the goal
area to secure it doesn't say kill the enemies but number go up when kill wait
so can I poison yeah
I
Know wait
Yeah, so you can stab there, but he won't kill you have to stab twice I think
The other RECs campaigns it'll be fun to do them actually
Was it Chris and Jake?
an eta has one a bit tomorrow makes 27 out and thank you or the d is one
rando
drink oh I think you drink after this maybe
fuck they're not drinking now big problem I'll be a bit more patience
But these one rando this is playing seems easier than the one I did
Does it it should be the other way around I feel drink new job like fuck this shit
I'm gonna blame
Yeah, I did randomize or use what you get, yes.
Last year I think it was.
I'll get you next time
pause easy
Oh, there's the prologue, alright.
this
from
very
a court's compass
it uses the power in each piece of court to map their locations
Normally you'd need a piece of quartz to power it, but if my calculations are correct and they are again
So what you want to help me collect quartz?
What's in it for you? You mean apart from getting back at those inquisition assholes for their very very thorough interrogations
Professional curiosity
There are no records of anyone surviving quartz absorption, which means your continued existence
Existence opens up fields of research never considered before the work. We're gonna do together. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa take it easy
There's no we
I don't trust you not to crash this thing.
I'm surprised you're still here ship too big for you
Okay, Miss Last, thank you.
So where to goblin
His name sticks sure sticks where are we going let's just get the fuck out of here all right
Work out the specifics later.
Fine by me.
Game over, we got the ship.
This is definitely like the pace of operation.
I don't remember Matrix if they- this game's tight.
It's on religion 5, man.
Holy!
Oh, you can throw glass bars at him directly.
Oh, you can throw glass bars at him directly, okay.
Thank you, Ravi.
You too.
Thanks, six.
So, major choice yet?
Not that I'm against sailing aimlessly like this, mind you.
Now what about that?
What are you doing to my map?
Give me one good reason not to throw you overboard.
Come take a look.
I don't think he can.
If you try to kill me with one of your...
Okay, the world map?
I upgraded Irving's map with the little quartz of my own.
You did what?
Now it can resonate with your compass and the quartz inside your body to direct us to
other pieces scattered across the continent.
Derek, get in here!
Quartz is of no interest to me.
I thought an elf from Koringer would care about what happened to his city's courts.
You thought wrong.
What exactly are we looking at?
I can trace the location of multiple court shipments.
Now, because I can tell you where they are, doesn't mean it'll be easy to get to them.
We only found part of the Inquisition's courts back at the Wall.
We can't let them get access to more power than they already have.
Yeah sure, let's do the right thing or whatever.
What I don't understand however, is why there would be quarts at the Akanash ruins. That places a wasteland.
What about this shipment in the southern territories? Orcs have no mining industry and their trading routes are closed since the walls been built.
And yet, they had emissaries at Korangar.
They left before the deal was finalized.
Okay, what I'm hearing is that there's plenty of courts for the taking,
and I suggest we get to it. Any objections? Drink every time they mention courts.
Absorbing this much courts will kill you. And how the hell would you know that?
I've seen firsthand the damage courts can inflict on a body.
You're playing with the power a few people understand.
You understand it well enough, don't you?
The mechanics of quartz and how to harvest its power, yes, but what it does to you on
a biological level?
It may be having an effect already, but I won't be able to tell unless you absorb more
of it.
You mean, he needs to absorb more quartz until he gets sick of it?
Pretty much.
I mean, it's not pretty, but goblin physiology isn't exactly the most prestigious field of
study.
So, not only would I be doing the world a favor by taking all these beautiful quarts,
but I'd be helping myself.
What are we waiting for?
Fair enough.
Okay, we just gotta get quarts.
Do the world a favor.
Power up.
I'm crafting something.
I got the tools on the ship for that.
Is that a blueprint?
Okay.
Spend the blueprints to upgrade items.
Okay.
Someone inside the city help them get in undetected and if you go to all that trouble to get a quartz expert you can't do better than me
Okay, so here I can upgrade these
More bolts and acid traps and more materials, I mean that that's some good shit
Amber flask you can craft amber. That's really good to use more power health acid vial
Acid traps and you can throw them there. Okay, that's cool
More health and amber flasks. Yeah, I'll get one of these more materials first
Bada bing, bada boom. All right
puke on your fire I'm out of here
Sonic good makes 59 and smile go thanks to 92
thank you
hey finally got around to grabbing that well if you mentioned so how was it robbing
the robbers still your favorite sport worth the hassle you'll love this those
bastards had a necklace I sold ages ago forgot it even existed so if robbing
robbers is your thing how about robbing the robbers robbing the robber haha it's
not funny hell it doesn't even make sense try harder I'll work on my material
then drop by if you're up for more relic hunting might have a lead okay yeah I
I mean, really suck.
A crew mission.
Okay.
I think so, since you're there.
So these are crew missions. They are not main missions, though.
Here you have crew.
So you gotta go back to the wall for that. Okay. I see, I see.
No, look over quartz and the world map, hey Jarrah, goodbye sticks, yeah, I don't even know why I try.
Here's F2.
Okay, so that's Pug, okay, F1, we have that on 3, on F2 we can put this on 3, 3, 4, 5,
Uh, and we can have that on one... am I on F2 now?
Wait, okay, so this I want on one, or I mean, uh, okay, so this F2 and one, okay.
So there's F1 and there's F2.
Okay.
I got used to that.
Lady Carnage, everything to your liking.
Please don't call me that.
That part of my life is over.
Is she in the previous sticks?
I don't remember.
It's been so long.
Still, it doesn't mean it was all bad.
Maybe, maybe not.
It doesn't matter anymore.
Clearly.
Unshards. Ah, okay. It's been so long since I played it.
Oh! Outfits. The Greed Dagger. Goulim Slayer Garb.
Tobin Jerkin.
Isn't this the classic one?
So you can actually unlock different daggers and shit here.
That's cool.
Damn.
You must own greedy skin DLC.
Oh, these are all DLCs.
You don't unlock them, like, by playing.
into my nake home to equip this. Okay. Well. Um, no. No. I'm just trying to figure out
How do I proceed now, by the way?
Wow, I'm exploring a bit too, I guess.
Oh, here.
I guess that map upgrade isn't so bad after all.
So, where to next?
Where to next?
I mean, let's try that crew mission thing.
This map is super sick, though.
This map is really, really sick.
Wait, shards of quartz collected.
So I can go to Turquoise Dawn.
and Akinash ruins. But I want to see this wall because you have to go to some place.
Gang's Den, it's over there. So it's very close to this hideout, so let's go to this
hideout. Where's the 2B mod? Oh my god, imagine. Dogs, dogs, jolly songs, I think 78. I'm just
We're gonna Red Bull call me Nick.
So I can get wings.
Okay, press Q to open a quartz compass.
And then you can track all three of them.
Okay.
That's cool.
No, not wings.
Shut up.
I'm not sure this is an area.
No, I think I can.
I think I see how it to get there.
Yeah, there is one over here, and this is where the hideout is too, I believe.
No enemies here?
No, there's definitely enemies here, okay.
Is Red Bull Quartz flavored?
No.
Oops.
This game's tight.
You may want to use right-click and QE.
Oh shit, yeah, that's awesome.
Right, thank you.
Switched game awards, it was cool.
I was so nervous.
God.
So I'm looking for this gublet or whatever,
Which is supposed to be in this hideout.
Have I played Spinter Cell? Yeah!
I think I've played all of them.
You didn't see shit.
Oh, fuck. Uh, let's not mess with that.
Aw.
No.
Okay, that looks easy.
Looks very easy.
Have you seen this?
That quartz turned the metal chains blue.
They say it's safe to be around here.
Bullshit.
Wait, is there a quartz there and there?
I could press F there. Maybe it was to push him.
Yeah, we gotta drop this shit.
Find a way to reach the quartz.
Well, can't I just climb this?
No.
I just grabbed my quartz and started port-sing everywhere.
Maybe TMI?
Uh, I could probably go up there, or the other side.
Both should work.
Oh fuck, ah shit, shit, shit, shit, what do you mean?
I was hit then!
I was covered!
Have I played ill-bleeder and a dank Dreamcast horror games?
Don't think I've ever played ill-bleed, no.
Oh, here he can poison.
Quartz! Quartz! Quartz!
Okay, two dudes there.
No hiding spot or anything? Well...
That's fine.
I can work with it.
Huh? No, no, no, no, no.
Well, okay, this works.
Shhh.
So how do we release this?
Little bleed is definition of Dancor.
Never.
Well, I feel like I've heard of it.
Hello?
Hello, uh-huh must be a way in up inside, huh? Can I
Does this game have a nude mod surely not
What's that lever for is it the one for the courts you see anything else he said it requires a big fancy lever
My man is stretching hard.
A little help?
No.
Okay.
Okay, I mean we're getting there
Look great, aha the lever is missing
Would have been too easy. Yeah handles gotta be around here. Maybe I should use my amber vision to drag it down
The amber is you look at that new lever on the counter
wagon building ground floor behind the grid
Wow. Wagon building? Someone skipped vocabulary day.
Okay, let's grab that damn lever.
Okay.
Wasn't there two dudes here? I could have sworn there was two dudes.
Meh.
I'm gonna be a rascal
Yo, what up salad did you finish XCOM
Wait ground floor fucking a
oh dude that is so many yikes in the wagon building how am I supposed to know
you did okay nice nice
Oh, it's a big boy, all right.
Wagon building ground floor.
Oh, it's marked for me.
It's probably easy game isn't it Talbot?
Easy game.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
I
Give me that damn lever
Okay, yes, I would just reset just reset
I like how we headbutt them and then stick them in the face.
The lever, oh yeah it's here, uhhhh...
Okay yeah, sit there in the corner then and you're fine.
Oh, it's gotta be in here.
Oh, huh.
you're still playing dustbloods of the announce next month at the game will be Samsung fridge
exclusive? Hell yeah. I'll play Dusk Bloods no matter what dude.
Yo Zapper thanks 52!
Higher chance of buying a Samsung fridge than a swing.
Gnoblin!
So where's the damn lever at?
Leather?
Let's take a look.
Are you can poison this if you wanted to?
Full middle, she's like 69. Thank you. Okay, no it is in this building.
Zoom.
Do you have the lever in here?
Oh, shit.
a massive toaster has a tier 271 by the way thank you man
aha well look at that and put that on my mind you found that damn lever now
let's get this thing fixed he's fine he's not a he's not a guard that's all
right I'll let him live
All right, we gotta move up again and fix the lever, yikes.
How can a game look so good as to dank at the same time?
Unreal Engine!
Ah fuck, no no, fix that.
Fix the bridge.
Fix the...
I guess I won't fix the bridge then.
Oh, right. Uh, there's a...
Okay, I should be fine if I just walk.
Easy. Yes.
We're ready for GTA 6 Chaos Mod.
Gotta do San Andreas.
Chaos Mod first.
Okay, job's done, except it's not.
I need a lock pick.
Can I craft a lock pick?
Alright, cool.
Quartz halfway down means there's still another lever left to pull somewhere.
Is there a hole in the bub?
Oh, fuck yeah, there is.
There's always a way in if you need like a lock pick or something.
In these games, gotta remember that.
Well, there's the lever.
Any smooth way to get in?
You know what, there might be.
What's up with the sound?
I don't actually see a path into this one, though.
Except the door.
There's fucking windy over here, dude.
Are you gonna stay there for a bit?
I have no powers.
Well, would you look at that?
Yes!
One of those quartz lift levers, no doubt.
Let's see if it brings me closer to that shh.
Well, would you look at that.
A shard of quartz all to myself.
I'll be two more neon nice gonna work dude
So then we can absorb oh shit, they're all going there now then we can absorb
This isn't this the side mission is something else though. Oh, hold up. Yeah, it's it's it's
It's
Here, the crew mission, steal the ambassador's gold busts, somewhere in the walls gang dan.
And this is the walls gang dan somewhere here, so.
Fuck, how do I deal with that?
Nothing here.
Nice neon.
Yeah, I already six Leon was fun chat invasions. Oh my god. No wonder if at the cemetery was so
Okay, if those stay there I can do this
Okay, so you get a talent point for doing these.
So that's really good and you get those which is for other upgrades. That's cool
There's another one there, but I want to I want to do this gang thing
Let me in
Why does that say 30 what does that mean is that where that thing is
It might be I mean I'll go and check it
nice you hit my mission yeah is a Mila Jovovich
you
Find the gnoble
I
Yonk
I plan to play any re game for requiem. I mean I just did Leon's campaign and re6. I
Was fun. I it's really fun stream game to be honest
maybe that bedroom's hiding something in there
I'm just trying to find some balance in saying Jesus.
RE6 is one of the best RE games.
Apparently it was like the second best sold one too.
After RE, what was it? RE2 Remake? Or RE4? No, RE2 Remake.
Three dudes here.
What the fuck did that ballistic shot come from?
We can't.
We want that to be true.
What is that shit?
Shhhh.
Oh, I could have hidden him right there.
What was that?
Nothing here.
What's wrong?
Great.
See him.
Oh, fuck.
Shit.
God damn it, I keep bumping into chairs.
I have an idea.
Let's wing it, fuck it.
I don't need that, I cannot blend there, it's fine.
Can I blink you get out of there? Get out of there? Ah, fuck.
Fuck it.
Loud kill.
Game is very easy, like thus far.
This is the beginning, they tend to like introduce more gimmick enemies that you can't stealth
kill and stealth like knights.
We've already met one.
And against those you gotta be more creative.
These are just pleb enemies.
Oh.
Hey, that's mine.
If I had a choice, would I prefer to be killed loudly or silently?
Is that a threat?
Where is this thing I'm looking for?
I mean he didn't grab the gold, did he?
The gold bust somewhere in the gang's den.
Yeah, I'm looking for the gold bust.
Yeah, he grabbed quartz, but I need to find the gold bus though, that's why I'm here.
Oh, there's a quick travel here, nice, okay.
That's gotta be a 5 minute old account, right?
Is this entire area thieves then or is it this building thieves then?
Wait, can I use this?
Golden Bust, Golden Bust, Bust?
Scraps.
Golden Bust, Golden Bust, Golden Bust.
Golden Bust?
Aha!
Any Seeker way in here?
I have a lockpick, but yeah, fuck you. I guess we'll use the lockpick
That's all right
Beethy hundred and seven is crazy. Hope you're well, baby. Thank you
Ah ha! Okay, so you get 50 XP. Okay. So that was Heledrine's score. You don't
gotta like bring it back or whatever. Got a lot of good shit in here. A lot of good shit, damn.
Well, I have a skill point too.
Uh, yeah, I have a skill point so I can- I could get- the armor cost is half if the clone
isn't thrown at an enemy- hey, that's actually really nice.
You can do cocoon crafting, so you can resurrect if you die.
Um...
I mean, I want to get more decoy shit.
Yeah, the harmful clone.
I want that.
Well, I gotta run through the ball for him so badly, dude.
Oh my god.
Well, okay.
Wait, oh yeah.
So now we have like quartz stuff.
How did I lock in the quartz?
Middle click, right?
Yeah, I'm not getting the cocoon on me this shit.
This game's easy enough.
I gotta run off from them, they'll hold up.
Hey, you!
Force, force, force!
Quartz, quartz, quartz. Quartz. I'm gonna hack in quartz.
Let's see. That way? I need to follow that dude that stole my quarts.
But no one's manned the ballista. I killed him. How do you access DLC? I actually have no idea.
I always wash hands.
No, no, nothing here.
Is this sure the game's Golem tier?
No, God, no, Jesus Christ.
Anyone who says this is Golem tier has never played Golem.
That's a guarantee.
For fuck's sake, do you kill everyone that passes your door?
Don't you remember how things work around here, hell?
I could never forget.
But not for lack of trying, right?
I did what I had to do, Arlo.
Bullshit!
You did what you wanted to do!
You left us all behind, and never gave a shit what would happen.
Has Ella played Gollum?
You seem much better, right?
Not only that, I have the no-death-achievement in Gollum.
And nothing bad happened to Donovan and the others.
Strangely proud of her, that one.
What strange interactions.
Yeah, that's relationships for you. Me? I'd rather go solo, but hey.
What?
It seems you can't go through life all on your own, no matter how hard you try.
That was Quartz. Big Quartz, dude.
Did you just deactivate that Quartz?
yes he does that get out of here yep courts you won't have to tell me twice
not you
okay right well there is one more over there follow the thief to his lair
way I follow him or no that's what I just did yeah okay
no
No.
I'm gnotting noblin!
Zoooo!
Oh shit!
Oh fuck!
Must have been the wind
Say it
You can't hide forever
Now the courts are like over here
Shit, that one's over here.
Give me up. Okay. Damn.
Quartz? Yeah.
What? Rats?
Who's there?
Close out.
Here, the goblin!
Die!
You're just an unstoppable killing machine.
It's impossible to die in this game, right Mika?
Yo, blackout135 man, thank you.
Oh, it's right below me.
I died in the tutorial because I didn't really control, so okay.
Now I'm a master gnoblem.
See?
Hmm.
I died once or twice in the tutorial that doesn't count tutorial is for learning
Alright?
Aw...
Shit.
Tri-Pacifist? Yeah, except you can't in this game, because you're forced to kill people.
Ah, okay.
Exactly guns exactly. Yeah, exactly true true preach brother
You little salt
Where's his damn quartz?
Somebody goes-
Quartz?
Stay on your guard!
Fuck you, they go!
There's nothing there!
Nothing there.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
hiding somewhere
i'm gonna check
fuck fuck fuck
i'm gnobling
give me quartz
are you in here courts oh fuck fuck fuck I'm not gonna die
Oh, there's a quick travel here.
I'll find a lever, okay.
I'm not gonna die now, see it's easy?
I didn't even use the visibility.
Easy game.
Where the fuck did it go?
It is over here.
Can't have gone too far.
Here.
Yeah.
Damn it Truder!
Wait you don't know where I am?
Wait what?
No no no no!
AHHHH!
I'm Gnoblin!
He!
He
Can't be far
Must be hiding somewhere
Shhhhhh!
Oh fuck they're gonna shoot again.
This quartz is rough.
It's in there in the basement.
I'll come in.
Here, a goblin.
Die, you monster!
Nice.
Perceptim demo?
No plans, no.
No, why now?
Yeah, I'll come in.
and all right what is that what's this keep it to yourself wait clues meet me
at the shipyard I'll show you the quartz that's my kind of party what's on the
back in case anything happens double of the key back at the house tiny statue
looks like your dad all right then okay I can love quartz too weird base gotta
to be a trigger for something okay back of the house this house
well here's the boat or whatever maybe make me I hear the quartz I can hear it
I can hear it let's see shit I haven't zinc today I got a zinc
It's not going to be in here, is it?
Back...
Can I see this clue again somewhere?
Uh, Mesholm.
Quartz to collect question mark.
I mean, I know where this quartz is though, but I've got to find that statue back of the
house.
What's a bottle?
So what's in here then?
looks juicy and there yeah you gotta use it over there I just gotta find it
somewhere easier said than done though it could be here too I guess I'm not gonna
deal with these guys
You got a statue in here?
now I don't have any poison darts wait can you burn these I guess I'll puke on
them. Is there a map? Not really, no.
Any statue here?
It's said back of the house.
Oh, shit.
Statue?
I mean, yeah, it might be, it's probably down there.
It's gotta be down there, but I gotta deal with these guys.
is no joke unless hey hey hey Lord mavic 28 new boroughs legs of 93
Okay, we gotta take these guys. I'm pretty sure it's in there, but the- oh man, that
big guy is- and that's a beggar. Is there a way to insta-kill this big guy? There isn't,
is there? Shit. Oh yeah, this is rough. We'll kill him one at a time. Ooh, I wanted to go
for that so badly oh yeah I have to equip regular clone I don't have it
equips
clone decoy
let's see here
assign
where do i assign it to
well well well
Isn't that- yeah, that's decoy though. I have decoy equipped already. This is decoy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Time to take a closer look.
yeah oh fuck
huh oh wait there something
give me wood emblem but that wasn't it that's some other collectible
okay now it's in there I know where it is I it's gotta be in there in the back
I can hear the quarts.
Fuck.
Yeah, there's a lot of freedom.
I'm not allowed to say that I haven't seen the movie.
Wait is that a- can I- is that- can I- can I crawl under there?
Uh, kinda?
Uh...
Hi.
Okay, well that works.
Okay, so the statue wasn't here.
Um, fuck.
Which from sub-perma-rand was the hardest?
Oh, uh...
Yeah, I was thinking DS2.
Thank you.
Okay, um...
Where's the damn statue?
That's five minute ass.
Wait, what?
NONONONONONONONO
nO?
de-de-ded
i-de-de-de-de..
i- i didn't take-
man mo-
i-i- i- i-
fuckin gollum death
Gollum death
actual-that was gollum death
wait, where am I?
chat, that was gollum death. that doesn't count
Let's take a look.
Yeah, I hit the chair. Yeah. Okay. Is the statue up in here?
If I don't bump that, don't bump.
Okay, well, I'm getting somewhere.
Statue, statue, statue, statue.
statue looks like someone's dad
okay we're good oh man you could have just jumped from this roof right in there if you
knew about it obviously. Easier said than done.
Oh
Stick speedrun when I think it sticks to that
You go out of balance and then there's like dev tools out of balance like a level selector
and they just select the last level.
Music to my ears.
Woo!
See what's in this hidden room.
So, quick question. Are these little talks gonna be recurring?
Yeah, like a physical level select. Yeah, it's like platforms you walk on.
Okay, I mean you get lured when you do these for whoever this flux is.
Got all the quartz, back to the zeppelin and onward.
Okay.
They have a debug dialog trees out of bounds, yeah.
Okay, I mean there's I guess not much else to do here.
Wait, so you can find these emblems?
Okay, uh, let's see. Can I see it?
So that's a quick travel that I got to unlock.
Oh wait, I think the main story is to grab all the quartz in these areas.
Actually.
Okay, new.
Oh, yeah, I gotta find a damn lever now
Stab the shit out of you punk
Lever that's the lever
Monka okay
I
To the zippelin how do I zippelin I just want to go back to my my my ship
I'm out of here.
What's that on there?
That looks like a map for sure. That's definitely somewhere you can go.
Right, so how do I get back to the ship?
He led the inside out all back to the zeppelin hold E
There we go
I think grabbing these courts was actually what I was supposed to do in terms of main story
Course course course course neuronautics 59s notice things for
Oh my god.
We'll leave to see things in the A-list, thank you.
Got the gold bust.
Let's see how tight those guards and gangstay now.
Let them fight.
Perfect cover for the resistance to make a move.
Helping the resistance and profiting.
Of course I'm in. Let me know if you find anything new.
You'll be the first to know.
Yeah, you have like big maps. This is like 6'2".
Yeah, my health is whack.
Alright, let's go to the other map then, see what's up.
What's the story so far? A quartz.
Collect quartz.
So I have three out of three quartz collected and here I have a no quartz so this is the
swamp level apparently and then you have Anakash Ruins which only has one, let's do this one
I guess.
Can I recap sticks two story?
I don't remember that one at all.
The name of the character is on my ship.
Uh, Jasper.
And then like, Hundrilda.
And then someone else.
Determined to understand the flux,
sticks heads to Turko's dawn,
where human flags over orc,
territories, and the weight of colonization
is impossible to ignore.
Ah, Helledrin, yeah.
I enjoyed Swedish Game Awards. Yeah, I was very nervous.
Quartz, quartz, quartz.
I'm gonna sink. Am I sinking? There we go. That's how you do it. Yeah, crazy things
the Prime! Did I host it like Jeff? No. Wait, there's bugs here. Mel, heavy door here.
Heal? I don't need no heal. Actually, I do need a heal.
So how dangerous are these things? Great. Blind roaches with ears like
These are in the earlier extra. Yeah, these are in the sticks and it's less noise the movie landing on yeah, I know this
Okay, chill chill chill chill chill chill. Oh my god run
Too many bones around
Stepping I'll be dinner for the roaches. Oh my god lag
snooze snooze snooze
right but I know damn sorry to hear that sounds like a shitty break my alarm went
off for for dog
what's this thank you oh yeah these these aren't guards we're fine we're
Rachel and Rachel.
This war's got potential, but first gotta clear out the guards and shut that damn bridge. Okay, sure.
Someone's here stay sharp nothing here nothing here
Wait, do you eat from this? Let me puke
I could definitely okay, how can I play this out? I can do this wait hold up
oh fuck these guys are still aggroed
oh yeah I have a okay I see it I see it I see the vision
okay do I have acid I can't craft acid but I do have acid though
okay I have a good game plan
there's a dude right there if I throw
Can you throw pot- no.
Come on. Move. I have a great game plan. An insane game plan.
I'm not a monster!
I'm a goblin!
Gollum, tear death.
I gotta check for a tear though.
What? He heard me, dude. I didn't think he would hear me later.
Okay, I have another game plan though. Listen, I got game plans upon game plans.
Oh, shit.
Hey, you!
There's something.
There's a dude there?
What? No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No.
Fuck okay, we gotta be no more death if I die again. I'm washed or it's a gimmick then it doesn't count
what how am I gonna deal with this big dude maybe I could like maybe I could like
It's the big dude, that's the problem.
So the go- Okay, the clone can actually poison stuff.
that that that made everything a lot easier that made everything very easy
then did I play Southpunk yep like 90 hours on stream it
nothing here oxen astronaut x32 to crazy big sub and I can't hear things
annoying to know I'm yeah that's what I'm chilling until you poison yourself do
it oh my god you just okay well did I watch Saampak inch rudders I saw like
five episodes or some go we need to poison go we need to poison go we need
to poison wait are you not gonna do it now you're just gonna stare at it oh
Oh fuck this is a big problem man.
Come on!
Fuck, I was gonna stab the shit out of him.
How are you standing after-
What the fuck's he's up in?
I don't know.
Quickly
This game's tight
Shit, they got one of us.
Someone's here. Stay sharp.
Can't have gone too far.
I have a huge game plan for this area trust I know exactly what to do like actually trust
Oh, I missed something. I'm going to take a look.
Probably nothing.
the gamer fuck where'd he go
The Swedish Gnoblin Gamer.
I
Come and check it
Alright, we're just finally closed. One less edit. Now, time to deal with those pricks.
Oh, is that a blueprints? He did straight up just accept his death here. Is this part
of the orc massage universe? No. This is orc sing goblins or whatever.
if I die within the next 15 minutes I'm give if I die within the next hour I'm
I'm gifting 50 subs.
I'm up in the stakes.
What do we have here?
It's 712 right now.
Oh yeah, I gotta go get the dog out.
There's only one more dude.
Where are you?
Oh there.
Shhh.
Shhhhhh!
Fuck you!
Alright, the war's secured. No guards left. Bridges down. All nice and peaceful. At last.
Smooth. Okay, we have a quartz ride there that we gotta get to.
What? NOOOOO!
What happened? I gotta watch the clip.
Did I like fall through the fucking bridge? What happened there?
Hey, you.
Okay, we have a quartz right there that we gotta get to.
No, it was Stanky Leg, man!
It was fucking Stanky Leg!
Chad double or nothing!
What?
Okay, did I get a checkpoint for killing him?
I walked right off, but the thing is I only tapped D. That's why I was... well, I... it
felt like I did, but you move so fast in this game.
It's so unfair.
Okay.
Okay, wait, you get there from...
Yeah, you got a double or nothing... or pussy?
Well, you didn't double or nothing, so this is your loss anyways.
I love you guys.
Fucking fall damage!
you don't deserve this you do not deserve this
another victim
haaahhh f**king ass
more and more I'm starting to think that column wasn't the problem
this fight and gravity is gimmick deaths
what is that quartz?
oh sh** there's a quartz here
oh yeah it's right here
oh there's a night here oh fuck okay if I die in clearing out this base I'm
I'm gifting 50 subs.
Like, if I die before I get this quartz.
So that's where the Orc tribes hold up.
A lovely place. Stuck in the swamp.
And now they've got to fight humans for what's theirs.
Shameful, but without a shard,
those human ballistas won't do shit.
I might give York some fighting chance.
The shard is in there, but getting...
I mean, okay, I could definitely use...
I gotta use my entire arsenal here.
I could definitely shoot.
Let's see, there must be a smoother way, though.
There has to be a better way. We could go in here.
Okay now they're moving about that's good it's collectible there okay let's see
what do we have here what do we have okay we have a pickup okay I could kill
this guy from the box no doubt I killed that guy we got to be smart here leave
no witnesses
I
Don't let the greed take over
I need that mine okay let's see that guy moves okay that's no biggie
if I could get in first we got to kill that guy okay we got to kill that guy
first yeah I'm on max diff but it's really not hard this is not a difficult
game
that's far at least
my pleasure Kenny why can't you loot their potions after you've killed them by the way
Alright, um, oh, take your time.
It's not like I'm a heist or anything. Okay, we got to go down sabotage
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All right, we'll go in here then. What do we have in front of us? Is there a lot of dangers here?
Too bad for them because I am the danger.
Time to take a closer look.
Okay.
Oh, night guy. Fuck.
Night guy is here.
See, now the gimmicks start happening. Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. This is way too greedy. Way too greedy.
I need to unlock mine control that we tied.
Extra security, huh?
Oh!
Do you think you'll be hiding at courts by any chance?
I see it.
I know what to do. I know what to do. We have a visibility. We can pop
But we do it when they walk under there that's how you get rid of the night
what the hell?
Hell yeah.
So congrats dirty dude ain't that the thing though dwarves elves humans goblins go back far enough
We all come from orcs
Okay, we're good
Do I have two ability points now?
I have three!
Oh, mind the goat!
These can be see through walls, lame.
We got some cool ass skills now.
Oh yeah, you're shit.
Hold. Let me sit here in the grass and chill.
Hold.
Yoshi!
You
Oh, no.
L outside though
rough thanks for the 102 months man thank you dude that is a long ass that
I'm sorry, I can't... I'm... minigame...
PAH!
Hey, you...
That is a long ass...
Oh my god!
My Steven X34, bro!
it turned a life of gold man as a demo I don't remember what game that was
I can puke I'm gonna puke here
This won't kill me right?
I thought this was-
What the fuck is that?
Okay.
Oh, yeah, right? Yeah, this game's fun. I mean, it's definitely jank, but it's fun, though.
Okay, don't walk on the bones, and don't wake that big motherfucking roach unless I want
to be added to that pile.
The things I do for quarts.
So, how am I supposed to grab this then?
Well, I couldn't make- there's something there!
What is that?
Is that egg?
Damn, what now?
Trapped between thorns and this giant freak?
Great.
Guess I'll fight then.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
give me the fuck up how do you get up wait what is it doing wait it doesn't
know I'm here oh okay combat basics I know
I got a seed!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Okay, I'll have to lock in.
Yeah, okay.
Oh my god.
Please.
Okay, new.
Ah!
What now trapped between sorens and this giant reek great I'll fight them
Wait, noo!
I'm invisible!
Damn, what now?
Trapped between thorns and this giant freak?
Great.
Guess I'll fight then.
You don't know where I am you don't know where I am right now
No, what how but a bit of you're I don't think you have any eyes
But this is just gimmick this is act this is gimmick
Okay, right there we can punish.
Okay.
What was the bet again?
50 subs every death until 2012?
What now?
Trattin' thorns and this giant freak?
Great. Guess I'll fight them.
them
Is that all I had to do that was it
I'm not sure.
Another victim.
In all our years, we have never seen anything quite like you.
Yeah?
Well, Flattery will get you anywhere.
Okay, um, the clone is really fun to level up.
Two clones at a time, but invisibility is also insane.
What about this stuff?
Oh yeah, mind control!
Yeah.
Oh.
Gnoblin Reflex. This is like if you want to combat.
Now, Mind Control, dude. Let's use Mind Control. Yeah.
That's tight, that's tight.
I need suicidal impulse
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the spitting stop spit now stop
Oh, I haven't unlocked mine control now.
Uh...
Xp. What do we have here? Yeah. That game's alright, it's a bit jank. My gameplay's fun
though, it's a bit too easy.
Hmm.
Shush. Shush. Shush. Shush. Shush. Shush. Shush. Shush. Shush.
Are you alright?
Shit, they got one of us.
How do you know that? He's hidden.
Right out. You gotta catch him.
A giant. It's the 85. Thank you.
It's not from there.
That's a bit sloppy.
A bit sloppy for sure.
Nothing here.
Oh my god, is that-
Yeah, is that double knights? Yeah, they have helmets on.
Fuck.
don't hurt me please if you shut up I won't
I know you're there.
There! Check that!
The mechanism moving the chains just stopped.
The house was impacted.
Dude!
How many deaths have I had? Wait, where am I? What?
I'm killing all civilians now. I'm killing all civilians. I'm not pulling any punches
in this game anymore. Everyone dies. It's always harder to move them when they're dead.
I'll check it out.
What is it?
What's that?
I'm not sure.
I think this is the one.
I don't know.
I did not give him a chance.
I thought he was dead.
Oh.
I thought he was dead.
I don't know.
Oh.
I don't know.
What the fuck?
Why did I not do a I got greedy I got greedy it's as simple as that I actually got great
I just...
You don't know that I'm here.
You have no idea that I'm here.
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
That, that, I fucked up.
I, I, I got, I got like impatient when I was killing the civilian.
I shouldn't have done that, I was really dumb.
it is too easy I just fucked up I decided to do loud kill because I got
impatient I will never make a mistake in this game again I have learned
everything there is to know
I've got to get all these three levers.
I'm going to go there.
I thought there was something.
Hey!
I beg your help!
Nobody help!
What's up?
Hey! Search this way!
you atomic thanks 2265 thanks for the 46 no this is not a golem like no chance
You know how this room's spinning forks cage is short. It's the saw blades downstairs that make the cage turn.
So if you pull the levers near the blades, the cage stops.
Remove armor?
What the fuck? I didn't know you could do that.
that I okay if I die now at least it's a new learn it's a new learn so you can
actually remove armor on them. Why is my goblin just chilling there?
Okay, I got fainted. I got fucking fainted dude. I got fainted
Okay
Okay, I got fainted again because now the armored guy was before the other guy.
Oh, no.
I need health I need I need I need I need blue
Two pranes is what I need.
The mechanism moving the chains just stopped.
I wonder what else was impacted.
Okay, think. This should be asked. This should be very easy and simple.
now hurry, hurry, hurry
blue point studio is being shut down by sony
Wait, what did Blue Point do now again?
Oh yeah, that was Demon's old shit. Yeah, it was.
Is he supposed to like, do this after he kills someone?
Or is that a glitch?
Maybe he's like holding the door.
The mechanism moving the chains just stopped.
I wonder what else was impacted.
Damn, so blue!
Damn!
Oh, fuck these knights.
Oh, wait a minute!
Have a game plan
That is now both knights dead.
And I could speedrun my way down by doing this.
But I left clear!
at least the checkpoints are generous
of
I need help!
Okay.
Fuck.
Fuck, what, what, no, they don't say, no, they don't say,
what, what.
Yes, alright, that was smooth dude.
Bloopoon was apparently working on a God of War live service game.
It's not my fault. I mean apart from the green plague that one's on me
Two talent points available
What was I getting I don't remember I think I was working on mind control stuff. Yeah suicidal impulse. Yeah
Boards is done. Let's board the Zeppelin and check out what's next on the map.
Okay, um, any quick travel close to me or is it just that one? That's far away as hell.
I'm not sure.
It's all because I've been working on stuff since the Adag ports.
Don't you think?
Yeah, except the part where the webhouses come keep up with the supply.
We shot that early last year though.
Okay.
Damn. That sucks though.
Demon's El's remake was cool.
What episode of Night of the Sun in King is?
I caught up with all the episodes.
When does the new episode release?
Sunday. Okay, thank you.
I have no idea where I am.
Go search there quickly.
I'm gonna give my floor a hold up.
I guess you will come back eventually.
These are just to get like the upgrades for the Quartz.
I like the last episode, yeah.
It's really bang or ass show, it's so good.
Sound effects very familiar. How's gobbling game? It's fun, but it's definitely jank for a breather
I need some healing books worst at dwarf gal
No games easy next Matt next region and I won't die
can I get a little spoiler on your next prototype just for that I'm gonna keep it to myself and
the last possible moment just know that the Inquisition will have no idea what hit them.
Still holding a grudge for a little kidnapping? You have no idea.
Got two blueprints, nice! Okay, um...
Acid traps could be really fun too and very powerful.
Here I can crawl for them, but then you need more here.
And did I even get blueprints that I'd pick them up without realizing?
I think I'll take this first, as I can use more powers.
Short story cap? A quartz. We're looking for...
Sticks.
Hmm
Courts what?
Cuz sticks gets more powerful when he absorbs quartz and he also does the world a favor cuz quartz equals bad
People use it use the quartz energy for bad purposes, I guess
So right now we're just going to regions and
And uh...
Getting the quartz. I have one more region here.
Akenash ruins. There's only one quartz here too.
Chasing Quartz to unravel the mystery of the flux.
Stick sticks a detour to Akanash.
There's quartz there, enough to justify the risk.
To digging it up, stirs old ghost for sticks and drags in fresh memories he'd rather bury deep.
Oh wow! That's pretty.
I've not noticed any sound no
There's a secret there
Let's not pull around.
Wait, are these... these are...
These are noblins.
Okay, this will be deathless. It should be deathless
First death is warm up
Shit
Destroying the world tree didn't just tear Akinash apart. It twisted everything. Well
Guess that just means more to explore
No, let's see what this messed up place has to offer
Like that Omega Suplex hit it there. Oh, oh, yeah, he doesn't use his daggers on these
I need some fucking healing flasks man I can make one
shit destroying the world tree didn't just I know will be yeah I twisted everything well
I guess that just means more to explore yo shark now let's see what this mess
thing you
well it's actually gollum tier deaths though it's the same like ragdoll and
camera was when you die in gollum
I'm basically unstoppable now though.
I got some health.
Fucking bird stole it!
How did he see me through the bush? Excuse me? It's fine, it doesn't matter. His fate is
is still the same.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
of
I think you are
six suplex though six suplex fucking bird I'm the thief here I'm the one who
steals you're just supposed to be lunch
I'm trolling I'm trolling
oh i didn't miss her at all i still have nightmares about our last encounter
fuck i still got ptsd from that fight wind or something
oh expose the monster at least talks for us
silicon dioxide we need more silicon dioxide air demands it to cure cancer right kiki
We've got healing here.
Huge, huge, huge.
We've got healing here.
Time to take a closer look.
We got healing here.
Huge, huge, huge.
Big gaming, big gaming.
Oh, blueprint!
bloopers are insane but you can only use that on hers right yeah no way you can
actually use them here yeah okay uh fuck it let's get more materials we have
without knives
stupid feather bastard stole my quartz just wait till I catch you
Okay, be smart about it.
No rushing.
What?
No!
That is not where I- No?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
fuck
I
Place me in food chain.
Finally!
The suicide mind control is so hilarious.
Alright, that's enough quarts for now.
Better head back to the Zeppelin and see how the crew's doing.
Back to the Zeppelin.
Alright, we got another skill point.
Time shift could be really good.
You want you you need more quartz to unlock new abilities like that
Hmm here you could teleport behind them that's kind of tight
Significantly reduced
Get this.
Spam clones now.
Alright, back we go.
There, yeah.
Wait, Luta!
Big Luta!
Nice.
Help!
Ah!
I just can't stay at full health, can I?
Oh
Zoom our now like that was all the quartz cool
Yeah, it's from old 6th game, I don't remember it though.
What the fuck?
How are you feeling? Feverish? Faint?
About to tragically die in the prime of your life?
Your bedside manners need some work.
I'm an engineer, not a physician.
The compass is useless for now, but so should be the map, which means that...
Whatever quartz is hiding in the jungle must be special.
Probably unique.
We should at least check it out.
For your sake, if nothing else.
Irwin, change of course.
Is it worth to try first and second game?
Yeah, for now I think the first one is the best.
the
be careful
you don't know how far the empire got into orc territory
well it's not like the orcs are my biggest fans either
they'd be more likely to use your head is under legend five yeah
wait
take this
oombasa
it's one of my side projects still at the experimental stage
But it should work well enough.
Okay.
Oh, it's a hook!
Oh!
Cool.
He's no use to me dead, you know.
It seems to work pretty good.
Hey, don't go anywhere.
I'll be back before you know it.
I have mine to go play in powers like actually I do.
The Quartz Compass Malfunction.
All right, let's go. This mission should be deathless.
Yep, seems like a dead end.
Gotta find another way out before I'm dead myself.
Chetrel, okay.
Don't try this stuff at home.
I did it to pleeeeee!
I'm just gonna stop saying it's fucking deathless because clearly it's some fucking jinx.
This is a golem-like? It is- it's not a golem-like. It does, like, remind a little bit of golem
movement and death animation. But to be honest, it just makes the game better. Believe it
or not. Damn, this grappling hook's gonna be OP as shit. I was already mega OP and now
I'm even more OP.
It's a hit-man loading screen, sir.
That click gives me p-p-p-p-p-tists.
Gives me p-p-tists.
Oh
We need three seeds past locked
Seems their space for something
or some things
If that's a lock the keys must be near
Nothing my ampervation can't find
Ampervation playing even within one on nightmare. It's one of the most intense things I've ever played. Yeah
Yeah, I enjoy a kumu. It's um... Yeah.
What the fuck? Okay, I see egg. I see...
Ashk. I do see egg.
Zoooo!
Yoy!
I'm a thieving no-
Wait, the other one's here. Oh, okay.
I should have a death counter to be honest, but for me or not it will be zero anyways.
Wasn't there a bottle here?
Yeah.
How many of these things are there?
well that was the last one so I'm out of here
oh fuck there was a hidden flower there okay well there's probably another one
over there oh yeah penny tree right yeah oh yeah he had a huge long I mean kind of
average
if
That's where I came from. Okay, we gotta find the last seed.
Oh, shit, that box there. There's the last seed.
Man, these bugs are so painful, though. I can't even stealth kill them.
I can, but they will just notice it anyways because they have, like, super hearing.
If I sit still, I should be good.
It's all about patience.
See that was...
Thrill!
Who wins the fight to the death?
Go Limber Sticks.
Yeah, that's probably sticks.
Oh, you can walk with a caps lock?
Oh, my god, I didn't know that.
Hey, thanks.
this would be insanely greedy. I don't have any flowers. I mean, bottles. So, where is
the last seed. It could be maybe this way. It's probably this way. No, no, no. Okay, I
I need two more seeds.
There's no seed here.
Don't try this stuff at home, kids.
Oh
What what what what?
Hey chill chill
gotta hate the bugs I hate the bugs man
they're just they're just so unfair because you can't like you can't kill
them when you got this but they'll just notice if you kill them let's see I've
gotten this one so I don't need to grab that but the last one has to be close to
the beginning I'm pretty sure it has to be this way I see it it's right here
nice okay we take it another one a little bit a little bit chaos there but
That's alright.
There is no way I have 100 deaths.
Maybe like 11.
I would like to have a death counter though.
Maybe there's like a stat screen you can see.
Wait, what?
Oh, what?
I only looted one, wait.
Oh.
Ah.
I'm not supposed to have woodfall damage there.
I died in between, yeah.
The other one is over here, I'm just trying to find the safest path.
It was like, over here.
Someone secretly recorded himself a judge while he was having a genuine conversation about
his future project and a person leaked it.
You can't trust anyone, not even yourself.
You must have enough to open that way by now.
I don't want to go there, I want to go this way.
Oh, no!
No!
Fuck that!
I forgot to fucking crouch to grab the-
Oh
Well, I know where it is you should stick to the left here it's way easier
This is how you get it.
Old man demo? I don't even know what it is.
Wait, what? Vixios?
well this was clearly not deathless must happen like that way by now saying I'm
gonna be deathless in a segment in this game is like talking about male man
in permadeath or whatever
all right we made it all it's a
Shaka
Who needs a zip line when you got this
This fucking mushroom gimmick
Must have enough to open that way by now.
Okay.
Yo, not a shatter, I hope you recovered from your lacing fast.
Oh, champion is gone, poor head looking, fucking hey guys.
Heh.
Yo, this game's fucking tight. Imagine permadething this.
Easy.
I'd love to give you a hand, but those things enjoy goblins a bit too much, okay?
I don't seem to love mushrooms as much as I love goblins.
This is kind of cool though.
I like the models for this.
Zoom!
I'll let- let's stop kidding around.
Nice.
Oh, is that a heal?
I need to like, get improved healing flask.
The moment I get, like, I will never die again.
Okay, here we go.
Oh, we got the Inquisition, dudes.
Yeah.
Just like he said.
But, yeah.
I remember these red guys are in the older games too, I think.
I've already done it!
I could just said
what he just a doke it
So, Fed, you better keep stretching and bring me that orc shanty.
Alright, I ended up staring.
Back to you.
Yellow paint or yellow fabric?
A fabric probably.
of
hmmm
oh shhh
there.
Oh, sir. Gotta go up there. Oh, yikes.
see I'm deathless now cuz there's no like gimmicks
Is this a different path you could have taken there?
Or is there some kind of treasure?
Oh no, there's a treasure there.
Oh no!
Well, I mean...
Yeah.
Well, I'll be fucked. There is... I have to go back from there.
Okay...
Whale oil beef hooked.
What the fuck?
Ah, we're good.
We're chillin'.
I'm outta here.
Do you ever sneeze so hard your back does the pop?
No, I'm not 70.
got him
Acid spawn
Mega still think of hell it is noodaloo. Yeah
Yeah.
Can't go up, but I gotta move forward, gotta keep moving.
Oh shit, that looks freaky.
what do we
Grappling hook is so insanely OP, it's insane
Do you stop eating dude stop eating
Now no plans for a little water
Well, there's no killing this guy because... eating.
But it don't matter.
I would have liked to steal this health potion, though.
The yoinkies.
Oh.
Oh
It's fun boy the gameplay is fun and it just gets better and better because you unlock more powers and all all the good shit
I don't even know why I killed him, it was fun I guess.
How is this an assassin's creed?
Stealth equals assassin's creed. I guess blimp yourself is also assassin's creed
Oh
It actually crossed some of this shit
But for now we're tight I haven't died since I the gimmick stopped happening
we're going over there
Yeah, I'm bit less like thus far in this level right here of this segment.
Wait, I'm a bit confused.
Was there multiple ways?
Oh wait, I can go here?
Yeah, alright, cool.
And, of course, Quartz Compass wouldn't break by itself, but it must be near the source
of all that trouble now.
Giant!
Giant.
Go away goblin.
I had nothing for you.
Yeah, I kinda got that.
Cursed the empire.
I thought Mother Earth had forsaken us, but maybe she's answered my prayers.
Ah, listen, I'm no one's answer to anything. I'm just a quartz collector. And since you don't seem to have any...
So you did hear my prayer. It carried through the flux to you and your quartz.
Say what?
I need to get back to turquoise dawn the other shamans will need help
Hey, how about how about you come back to my zeppelin?
Well, you could recover there and we could you know talk about quartz
Flux and what they do to innocent gov. That's she borrowed my posture
Perfect posture then. I'm in no condition to make the trek home now. I
Accept your offer. My name is Ren
I'm Sticks. Nice to meet you.
Now all we have to do is...
...get past that.
Excuse me.
You can definitely, like, glitch through that wall in the beginning of the level and just skip everything.
Give me ten minutes and I'll do it.
Hey everyone, I found this person hurt in the jungle.
She sent a distress call through the courts.
Well, can't say I've ever had the pleasure of having an orc on board my ship.
Are you from Turquoise Dawn?
I'll take that as a yes.
Okay, so now the introductions are...
Wow, that's new.
You've assimilated Quartz.
Uh, just a bit, really.
Can you hear the flux? Has the Quartz talked to you?
Maybe.
You've been hearing voices and you didn't mention it
I've never seen anything like this and with an amber creature. No less could it
Hey, I'm feeling great. I feel like her voice should be a bit more
My apologies, I I'm still not feeling my face looks a bit like well in the hole find a place for you to lie down
Because I have big 32 thrill 82 Godfather 43. Thank you guys
I told you.
Oh, very matured, Jared.
Really?
Shut it!
Both of you.
There's no change of plans.
Yet.
Hey, take this.
I fixed the compass for you.
Whatever the orc was doing to make it break, it's over now.
I even improved on it a bit.
Oh, how?
Now, that's what I like to hear when we're back in business.
The Orc is no where to be found. What are your orders?
Priest Jophua?
Call off the search. I've got all the information I need.
Understood.
Prepare to suffer the wrath of the Inquisition.
chicken with Alan Drenn, Jarek, or Ren, but they found something while I was...
Oh yeah, they might have like, missions.
Everything going okay with Ren?
Hmm?
HMM?
OH!
Oh yeah, she's alright.
Nothing.
No small talk when I'm working.
Don't make me close the door.
You don't even have a door.
Yo!
Lambda, I think it's 52.
I have no blueprints.
I have no blue points.
Aware.
Man, what the fuck did they close blue point though?
Did they say why, no?
Yeah, this game came out today Oh, what does friend do this looks like alchemy
stuff?
Hey, man, how you holding our Zeppelin treat you all right?
Zeppelin's fine.
Ruins?
Oh.
Our warriors use them to grow strong, you know, okay scattered across the Empire
Sold like trinkets
Mother Earth must be ashamed of me. Yeah, I get it
No little best. No name. It's fine. I take the edge
It would and with enough of them I could boost your powers, too
You're still one of us after all been a while since anyone called me back
All right, I'll bring the wings you work your magic take this first room
It'll help you find the others. It makes a noise when one's close by. If you're up for it,
one rune's near Wall Market, two in Turquoise Doors. Gotta get these runes.
By the Fort and Zeppelins. Okay, I'll see what I can do.
So they work on a live service God of War game. How would that have worked?
So the main story now is you gotta collect
uh more quartz i respect it
how you doing settling in okay the ship is adequate a bit on the small side i'm in no position to
complain i appreciate everything you did for me thus far hey don't mention
Okay, I can use this where it's literally just a level up screen that I can just open
up in the menu oh no it's a respec I'm dumb it's a respec you can respec cool yo that's
sick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Spec.
So got a new relic for me to chase. Actually, to this time. Oh,
first Mother Earth's regalia stolen from Ren's tribe by a
human unit. Those assholes stashed that jewel in the Eastern
Fort right in the heart of turquoise dawn second the commander seal it's locked inside the wall garrison a seal
That counts as a rally now the guy's obsessed with it spent years earning the ambassadors trust. It's his reward
Isn't it cruel to strip him of the one thing he worked his ass off for sticks
He uses it to approve slavery and death sentences for wall folks. You know the guy. Yeah
Is this me talking to Mika?
Well yeah, I'm her.
From here on out chat, I've seen all the gimmicks in the game and I've unlocked some really
cool powers now.
So from here on out it should be deathless.
Just a trick to let you gather crystallized pure amber sticks.
You know I can't touch it anymore.
Oh, yeah.
Well, it makes much more sense.
I've scouted the area.
Two sources of crystallized pure amber
are located on the wall, ones by the wall market,
one near the garrison, and one in Turquoise.
Gotta get back to the wall.
A serious talk, a compliment, and a reward,
all in the same game.
What's up, Newtron?
don't make that we're
psycho station thanks for the nine
music is good yeah
it is
Let's see. I want to see these runes because that's some new gimmick here. Yeah
So you got to equip these runes are highlighted by the ember vision through walls, okay, so that's cool not that many runes
Here lost runes infested swamp at turquoise dawn
Turquoise dawn
All right, there's also Quartz,
here that I got to grab so might as well so these ruins
uh let's take a look yeah I mean yeah let's
So, the rune, ah, let's see here, the cheetah rune above the infested swamp, so it's above.
Goddamn stamp bugs and stupid hearing.
So it's like up here.
I mean I can see them through walls but I probably need to be close though.
Wait, I see it.
I see, yeah, that's gotta be it.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, that's the rune Ren sent me after.
Yeah, cool.
So I can equip this rune now?
Cheetah rune. Stick suffers no fall damage when falling from small to medium heights.
Yeah, that's awesome, but I'm not using it right now.
Wait, I need to unlock these slots too.
Oh.
Okay, I'm court seeing but first
Steal the commandancy within the wall garrison and steal back Vrentrabs regalia at turquoise dong fortifications
Okay, I mean I'll find it if I do some courts I guess
Yeah, I can actually craft my ass.
I can actually craft healing potions already.
Six songs like Geralt from the Witcher 3, but I wouldn't know about that.
I've played a Witcher 3 for 30 hours, okay?
What's this now?
What the hell is this shit?
Eat shit!
Oh my god, you're-
Ugh!
Dog farts are fucking ruthless.
Hmm
Oh my like dude this should be
Oh, you can actually go over here.
You won't see the
remakes in like four years of cheer five it's gonna take a long time I guess I
I call stealth kill from that high up.
Stealth kill to myself.
There is an area over there. I'm curious what that is. But it doesn't look like there's
a way up from there, though. I think the way up is over there. Yeah, it is. Let's go.
I'm going to kill you.
hmm so it is up here okay why must having bugs in the ass so they don't kill me I
I don't want to die, my god.
Thank you for rescuing me.
Can I get up?
Like I feel like this is not the way you get up there.
But if it's not, yeah, Backe Bruin makes 45.
Thank you, man.
How do you get up here?
Aha
Hmm
Roses are red violets of blue the only thing I know is that our love is true. Yeah. Yeah, that's great. She's gonna love it
Well this game being the my a giga giga croc and darling like the man
No
Without the prima
Did you see the size of those roaches? I never saw anything like that at the wall. They look the same to me.
Did you ever see one up close? Or are you too scared? I'm not scared. I'm telling you, they're bigger.
You're just being an asshole for no reason.
What do we have here?
okay what is the way to get up here okay I see grab yeah okay I see it nice
unless yeah nice now I'm in the quartz area sick
death the only model they have is salatering is a cheek and true good
you're well actually deathless now in the courts area
what's keeping you
we're just fixing up the last details then hurry up the bosses are waiting and I don't
watch your mistakes costing me all right
Where's that?
Oh...
Oh, that was one of the crystallized pure embers.
Okay, I see.
I got three healing poachers now, I'm telling you Chad, it's over now.
Now I'm 2-OP.
the lift behind the station is acting up again why can't they just repair that
thing I don't think you can one good strike in the whole thing would collapse
Ports.
Let's not be lazy.
Alright, um, we get up there somehow.
Can I make this?
No, it's too high.
But I could do this.
Okay, Luta.
Neat.
There is, yeah, no, yeah.
Okay, so smooth, oh, shit.
Oh, that's a big Luta box where that knight is.
Oh, we're full healing pots now.
That's Pog and Pag. Zeraph's on. Thanks the 8th, Brov.
Okay, can I somehow deal with this? Can you mind control knights?
Probably not because they have a helmet.
the captain is I always triple check everything close to the courts let's see in that triple
checking is enough to keep me from stealing this quartz
Is that a Vengeful Thrill? I mean, this game is a bit jank, you know?
It's a bit jank and a bit dank and um...
Why can't that throw a clone?
Maybe it's an upgrade. Well, they didn't seem anyway somehow, so...
That's great.
Oh hey!
Okay, this is a, uh, shortcut, no. Or a... Yeah.
5 enemies I gotta kill, yikes.
That guy is a very easy kill.
Okay, that guy is super easy kill.
Why can't I throw clone anymore?
What?
Okay, my clone ability, I can't use it, I don't know why.
Oh, don't do that, whatever you're gonna do.
ability no it's number one there I just I can't use it I'm not sure why
it might actually be a glitch wait I can use it no I can't use it what
Oh, that guy.
Oh, it's gotta be these guys.
What the?
It was an accident.
Chill.
able to just use my clone but I'm pretty damn sure as soon glitch
yeah did I just get a save maybe I did yes I did
Yeah, yeah wait do I have a clone wait now I can
No wait I wait
Okay, so I can I can use clone wait no now I can't wait no
so I
Okay, so I can but why doesn't it show up on my hub that I can use it
well normally it would show on the HUD like oh you want to put a cloak now it
does okay okay well we're good then oh my pleasure jackal y'all smooth laughing
70 all right the quartz is why we're here and the quartz we shall get
I thought there was something.
What happened?
I thought there was something.
What happened?
That fits fucking game.
Aw, fuck. We gotta do this, huh?
Seems a little bit OP. That's the thing about these sticks games. You get abilities like this and you're supposed to be OP.
But you can die very easily too.
can I drop that on the wagon to release that's probably what I'm supposed to do
there up there no no no no no no
that was my first death in forever okay
I'll have a death counter tomorrow. Not late that I need one. It'll be zero.
Finders keepers.
Which guy saw me in these ones?
Oh, it's that guy.
Hey!
What's up, Sikker?
So does this game count as a layoff slope?
Hopefully not.
I
My now, Yoinkies!
The clone is amazing, it's so good.
talent points I don't even know what I
should get I mean cocoon is just like
yeah you place a cocoon and then you
spawn there if you die that's just me I
mean oh yeah I could get mine control
turnstakes invisible we use a mine
control that's kind of cool or you can
teleport behind a possessed enemy that's
also pretty cool yeah that is kind of
cool I mean I guess or having the three
of us that could actually be good all
All right, any other quotes here yet?
What's down there?
Reach the area.
OK.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, sure.
The lift behind the site.
What's this now?
I'm sloppy. I'm sloppy right now.
I'll check it out.
Hey, now I'm sinking.
I worked somehow.
Oh, what's the best way to get down?
Get down on it.
Oh wait, the other quartz is just over here, so I should go for this first.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, keys.
Yeah, I am getting OP now. It's true. It's true.
Fuck, come here, loser.
Okay, whatever.
Kletka went into full release today.
Oh!
Wasn't Kletka pretty good?
We should try that.
score
No way you can jump down with these guys.
That's crazy.
Okay, well those guys aren't a threat anymore then.
What? Okay, whatever, let's go then. You're nothing.
Yeah, come and take a look. There's a guy just chilling over there. Man does not care.
does not care. Me! Shit! Okay, I'm scared of the crossbow guy.
Oh my god, where's that fucking super kick I'm dealing half my ass.
Nothing here.
No. Not here. Are you alright?
No hand.
Shit, I got one of us. I'll get you next time.
I just gave up, fuck it.
Come on, where are you already?
Fuck, the other guy also aggroed that.
Oh, who would I rather fight now I mean I have a visibility I could use a visibility through
It's fine.
You won't be able to hide forever!
Whoa!
Here!
A goblin!
What?!
I think- I think- I think- I think- I- I-
I-
Oh my god, this checkpoint is fucking mental.
That was a crazy checkpoint.
What should okay listen, I think I think I
You dial being OP. Yeah, but if you get caught you're not it definitely not as OP anymore
Just gotta be a bit smart using shit like this and now we quick kill him
Okay, what the fuck you know what fuck it. I'll take you all
I can't get out of here.
If I could just lure him there without attracting anyone else.
Yeah, it's fine though, that's good.
I'm gonna watch it because they killed him eventually with an upgrade.
I'm playing requiem the moment I can. Yeah, of course
Okay, you don't need to kill him
Quartz any quartz in here
Got most things 53 man.
Fuck this big boy.
Shit.
What?
God damn how do I deal with this?
Okay, you deal with it by being smart.
No, we're never getting evil within three.
It will be so nice, but nah.
Here's the shard I've been looking for.
It's so bad it's locked away.
Hmm, where the key is.
Shit.
Let's see.
to the captain's quarters I may have found a buyer for the boards now that's the kind
of invitation should I bring a casserole yo colds uh no you did not likewise I was the
guy with the rubber duck that sneaked to the comma yeah I remember likewise dude very nice
to meet you man. A little booth x50. Wait.
No.
What awards did I go to? Was that the Swedish game awards?
a new thing I had to go up on stage I was so
hecking nervous dude you won't be able to hide forever you can't hide forever
no way no damn Garfield car community who won many people won but Jennifer
We're a god, Jeff, though. Unfortunately, very unfortunate.
Alright.
I need one of those keys. I spoke to her. Yeah, either one will do. I'm not picked up a bit about the
Expedition story
She was very nice, yeah, so nice
They turned up the volume so freaking much on speed when she got interrupted.
The thing is they- they gradually increased the volume as she was speaking, so...
What the fuck, that rat's having a party.
Huh? What was that? What's wrong?
Something happen?
What happened?
Yeah, Jennifer Lopez, dude.
Oh, uh, I got this shit.
You're protecting this cave with your very life, it's worth it.
Captain Blood is free on Prime Gaming.
Yeah, that's great.
If you want to play Captain Blood, don't play on hard.
It's a big mistake.
Thank you.
Wait, where is my, uh, pewcatch?
I don't remember where the puke catch was.
No, I don't even know what Europa Universal is.
It's like a risk-a-game?
I guess?
Like, like, risk?
Is it like risk?
Sort of.
I can't find my pewcatch. I know it's there somewhere. Oh wait, it's right here.
Nice a grand strategy game. I'd absolutely hate it yet. Not really my type of thing it ain't
What finish your thought
Maybe not awful summit. I haven't had any starting or crashes in this. Hey look at that like two lag spikes
No
All right, I'm just gonna hell dive down
can I am I dead if I do of course colds of course I mean you know I am former hit
now world record holder you know and in 007 I'll be current world record
can I just like do this sick not so sick
Is it a golem like?
Uh, no.
It does have some golem stuff kind of, but no, it's way better, it is way better.
What? Oh fuck I meant to distract these guys.
More like current toilet paper holder.
No.
Oh, he is smooth with it!
How do you feel the Golem devs feel that you invented the Golem-like category?
They invented that.
I ain't had nothing to do with it.
Please, if anyone's listening, let me go home in one piece.
I just want to see my family again.
Nope.
No family.
Nope.
I could have easily just killed him, but I was checking it out, you know, I was
Oh fuck, it's all right, it's okay.
This guy doesn't even know what's going on, okay, they all know what's going on.
Look everywhere, you can't get far.
It's hiding somewhere.
Uh, you can say that?
Nope.
Here, throw that!
Yes!
That's a lot of dudes.
Please, if anyone's listening, let me go home and watch.
No!
That's what I should have done.
No, a minus one, I didn't mean to do that.
All I have more though.
Okay, what's up?
Oh, fuck.
I'm going daaamn down, this is the final shard here, so that's cool.
any movement amongst the orcs you don't think you just got my hand on the trigger
aw hell no i don't have any power left
oh wait i can puke
thought there was something no go and drink your water please
please
Must have been nothing.
Yeah, nice.
Oh, guy.
Nothing here.
The game looks a lot like that.
Well, imagine Gollum if you could actually kill people
in like a million times better gameplay.
It's kind of what it feels like.
Thank you.
You're OK.
Not too much trouble working in this haze.
Nothing.
I'll have to raise the cage up to which we're no part.
Oh my god, this is snacks.
I should try it.
Wait, I could literally just go for the lever.
There's no one here.
Okay.
Well, that was simple.
Now I gotta get back up.
Doesn't good gameplay validate the Golem-like qualification by default?
Yeah, this game is not a Golem-like.
It might look like one, but it is definitely not.
I'm gonna take no bling
Wait, where am I? Oh, she's right where I got caught
Something wrong
In there something wrong gonna take a look fuck you
Fuck I have no power god damn it great
All the chandelier all the chandelier
No
There's no there's no way they know where I am
R e7 rando seems to have started proper development I legit only remember one enemy in that game
actually two slime guy that walks and slime guy that crawls
Oh, yeah, big slime guy, right?
I already killed everyone here, so this ain't easy.
Alright, that's all of them.
Cool.
Oh yeah, true salad.
I think RE-8 Rando could be cool though with a roaming baby.
Two talent points!
Holy shit.
Uh, what was I saving for? Three of us?
Yeah, I guess I could go for three of us, but I could also just not go for it.
I could save.
Enemy's caught in a flux blaster. What was a flux blaster?
Wave of energy toward the aim direction, interact with any object on the wave's path.
knocking back enemies that are not big oh it's a force push okay oh this is
auto dodge like four Rendo's in development Jesus I mean last exhale
could be good and they suffered damage over time pretty good I should probably
use a visibility more though you can make it so the consumption is
significantly reduced so that's insanely OP sounds like alright cool cool cool
cool now I'll set with the quartz time to board the zeppelin see where the
wins takers isn't bloodboard rando already a thing here the raven room
warm-market harlan shop oh there was two runes in this wait there was two runes
in this area bear and she felt oh we're looting materials and smart loot bags
sticks gets more resources what the hell I didn't realize I looted that I
I didn't realize I actually looted that so that's that's great
Wall market yeah, okay, I'm out of this swamp. I don't like this swamp realm
Steelback rent tribes are Goliath Turcos darn fortification. Well, I'm not out of here
How do I get out of here? There's an 85 over there. There's a 32. Okay. I just gotta figure out where that is
I'm saving you buddy, don't worry about it.
I need to unlock the map here so I can see it where I am.
You thought nothing.
Are you okay?
How the fuck did this happen?
You must still be around.
Then are you okay?
Oh yeah, right there.
Okay, nice.
are you done with the inventory of the cargo going to the war?
what's keeping you? nothing
we're just fixing up the last detail
then hurry up! the bosses are ready
light up what your mistakes cost you alright?
what was that?
you wanna fight?
I'm down to fight
So where am I? I am over there. I need to go to what? Fortifications? Is that what it said?
Fortif-i-k-shum.
Four...
Yeah, Turcos don't have fortifications. I have that unlocked, so...
It's over here somewhere.
Yeah, the map thing is like the coolest thing in the game. It's like a miniature version.
Pretty sick.
Zoom!
Can actually fall out of this?
Yes, is the question. Oh, but it's okay, so that's fortifications
Well shit, um, why did I do that?
You never know unless you try though
Well now we know that you can do that that's cool
Fortification let's go
Such a gimmick to be able to jump out.
I mean, I have my own gimmick now, though.
To be able to grappling hook is an insane gimmick, though.
So what am I looking for here again?
Uh...
Steelback Wren Tribe's Regalia.
Okay.
What's a regalia?
Oh, that's better.
Oh, it's probably over there, I guess.
You have a regalia here?
Is that regalia?
Vrentribe regalia.
You have armor, don't you?
Can I even kill you?
Yeah, I can.
No, I don't have any power
Got a gravy
Spirit like 63 do
Wait, but what if it's not where I am now, but it's in the middle I am hiding somewhere
I mean could it be down there or up here maybe any regalia oh wait never mind I
That was an emblem. Okay. Inventory is full.
Yeah, this honored one I played. It was cool. It was cool.
But I never played this honored two.
Did I play the DLC? I don't remember.
Okay, I'm not quite sure where this thing is, I might as well just teleport back, because
I'm coming back here anyways.
I think I own this honor too.
I just never played it.
Davor did
What do you have a bald spot under his hot new tour story isn't he
Let's get back to the Zeppelin and keep moving.
I'm trying to find this damn quest item.
I mean, I'm guessing you.
It has to be.
Is it that area? Is it this area?
This area is like humongous.
Any yellow paint?
Oh hi.
Ah, that's better.
Maybe down here.
Any regalia?
The regalia's.
I think this must be a different room, right?
Or?
Does this game good?
Yeah!
I mean, it's, it's jank and it's fun.
what's happening was that the regalia what okay I'll that was lucky
That Suplex is sick.
Nice guide on other screen.
Dude, I'm just the gamer, alright?
The gamer just has the intuition to know where he needs to go.
Alright, nice!
We can go back to the Zeppelin.
Did I play Blasphemous? Yes, 100% of both games.
Did I need another piece for this quest? No, it wasn't in a different region, I think. Unless I misread it, I'll check.
Besides eternal life of goldman, today Kroak has demoed too.
Oh, it's a cute platformer?
I think these are always the same scenes.
Oh chill
Steal the commander steal with it. Yeah, it's wall all of these are wall garrison now
Garrison elevator wall market wall Garrison
wall market and
The main mission is also there Empire wall. I
Like how I'm just I'm going through
the same
Maps again and still gathering three quarts and one in Akane's ruins is the exact same as the first act
So I'm supposed to believe your casual game myself never uses guides
I love to hear ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever
What about playing off stream lately where wins meet up it actually been playing for a bit
20 minutes are in there, 20 minutes out to shrub.
Oh yeah.
Yeah it was this one.
Yeah, this one looked crazy when we saw it a while ago.
Very insane art.
All right, well I'm going to the wall.
To the workers lift.
Well, let's beat this act and see if the next act is the same.
the wall yes but what in the wall market okay in the wall garrison wall
market garrison elevator
Oh, that's over there. Okay. Oh, shit. Where's this? The wall fortress?
Uh... Shit. The wall market in Harlow's shop. Okay, I'll try that.
Parlo shop Walmart in what's close to that the gangs then all right I don't
feel like playing me me me leugenics meugenics really it's about it
that's about it really do we have Walmart in Sweden no what the fuck
Yeah, we have a lot of lead there, we do, no doubt.
How do you live without Wal-Mart?
Ika-Mu-Xie?
Koop-Kong-Sum?
Ika-Mu-Xie is the most baserad though.
Oh yeah, Willys.
Haven't had that in forever.
Is there a grappling point here?
Oh yeah.
Nice.
Okay, I didn't mean to double
Thank you, thank you
So, uh, what am I looking for here?
Kinda wish you could track this.
Was this the wall market?
I think so.
Did I have some lunch here?
No, I didn't know that was a thing.
Not a true sweet, I guess.
I feel like they have a hitscan on their range attacks.
They do, right?
They gotta have hitscan. There's no way they just murder you like that.
We got to stop dying, having too much fun here, we got to try hard gaming now.
What is similar? Similar is like a... I mean I'll google it. Watch this. Similar. It
look yes like this it is very good very good
feca yes
nice pixels
it's very good
time to take a closer look oh yeah i was looking for the ruin and we just got it
bottom being. So what is the Raven Rune? Let's find out.
Thief emblems are highlighted by the Ambravision through walls. Okay, that's if you want to get that.
I see.
Okay, there's that mission done. Unlock the Lune Station and uh...
right yes the wall garrison that's a scary area wall market and garrison
elevator yeah the garrison is up here look let's get this the quartz area
first the sewers are up there okay never mind what about what's over there
Okay, this is all in the upper part of this, I see.
How the fuck do you get to the sewers?
Well, with a grappling hook probably.
Yep, the answer is yes.
No chicken neops
Goofy, Goofy, Ah, Goofy, Goofy, Goofy, Ah.
Alright, servers, I mean, sewers are reached.
No, not these guys.
Let's keep it deathless.
Oh, fuck, they're coming.
Hey, you.
Samus, take 69, man, and a pookie, take 94.
What is this?
What is the smoothest course of action here?
Okay.
Nice.
Okay.
This is a freak-ass area.
Okay, this is a freak-ass area.
Oh, permade a thing this must be.
Well, well, you know the area, it's probably not too bad.
Can you ledge kill these things?
Nope.
Yep.
Shhhht.
This is a fucking game.
I see there is a ledge up there, but I wait no
There is a ledge up there. Oh, but I can go on this beam
Come warts is almost in reach. All right
Those fucking roaches well, I could make a jump for it and use yeah, I can
nice okay very simple very deathless
fucking roaches if I can only make them scatter away somehow then I could reach
the quartz scatter them oh no not that well we have a lot of balls nice
You afraid doesn't this power scare Alex the moment I get scared as the moment I get dead
YEEEES!
Who's fucking kidding me?
Ah! Shit landing!
You're a warren.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what?
We're chillin.
How the fuck do I get up to the garrison though?
Also, I got one of these. No, I didn't. Epic.
Wait, I'm at the garrison. I know. Hello?
Wait, I'm just back in the suit, oh.
Okay, well, we gotta get over there somehow?
How? How?
Yeah, if this was a Capcom game, it would be drenched in yellow paint, that's true.
well let's check over here so we are here and we need to go over here we wait
what about from zippalins dogs that's how you get there oh okay let's go there
then so the mission is this is in the wall garrison and this is wall market
and garrison elevator yeah this is how you get there no doubt this level is
fucking huge yeah I have mine goblins I do
Garrison so the Garrison has one and wall market had something what was wall
market I why could you track these the wall market has crystallized pure
amber yeah by the garrison elevator well the garrison elevator is over there
it's probably a shortcut you're gonna unlock and it wasn't playing card games
like midnight club need for speed on the ground to will be cool dude me I got
them God but it's worth it isn't it
I can't stand this patrol. I can't wait to be back in my bed. Are you kidding? You barely
do anything. You just look out. Get off me. What was that? Stay on. I'm going to check
on that. Something happened? Now check it out. Oh my god, how many aggro'd from that?
the fuck I can't stand this patrol I can't wait to be back in my bed are you
kidding you barely do anything you just look out get a grip oh it's true thing
nothing here most wanted oh yeah I'm not sure I've played most wanted
Oh fuck, uh, couldn't I like, can you throw clones?
No clone throw?
I can't wait to be back in my bed.
Are you kidding?
You barely do anything.
You just look out.
Get a grip.
Oh, excuse us trying to talk to you.
When he goes to shit, he goes to shit fast, man.
I can't stand this patrol.
I can't stand this patrol I can't wait to be back in my bed are you kidding you barely
do anything you just look out get a grip
the news about blue point yeah we talked about it we did
the garrison and ah the construction sites holy level this is
one one puke why no puke okay I'll puke
No Bloodborne remake from Blue Point at least, yeah.
Reaching the g-
Reaching the garrison is crazy. It's still higher up than this.
How the fuck?
How?
Maybe through the...
Well there's a ship on the other side.
Now they have talked about like an elevator, like in the side mission.
Yeah it's a great way I can climb here. I can't climb here.
I am Alex Honnold. Fuck!
Oh, I cheat! I cheat!
I call fast travel.
Ha ha!
You look into every person coming here, all right?
I don't want any trouble.
Yes, sir.
You got it this time.
Yo, someone said I was the game for someone
to play the first two.
It's a lot more like fast-paced.
No, no, no.
Are you kidding me? I'm back here!
Okay, okay.
Alright, okay, alright.
Holy shit gotta step up the game
Dude what is going on with the camera
How far can the summit be? I'm tired of this climbing shit.
You look into every person coming here, alright? I don't want any trouble.
Yes, sir.
got it this time. Anything happens, you tell me.
Problem is I don't have any mana and the other problem is I need to
unlock this I need to unlock the amber flask recipe that would be huge if I
could use that might be better to go on the other side here I have no powers to
use I have no more not
got a war remake trilogy we'll have new combat system yeah I mean I am I assume
So...
How was South Sparta?
Oh, the Metromania?
Yeah, I mean, it's a decent Metromania.
Like I wouldn't have played it if it didn't have God of War in the title.
It was fun to do a playthrough.
It's a bit buggy though, I forgot to mention.
Okay, we've done well here.
I'll lift. How useful. A direct access to even more rooms to rob and plunder.
Let's take a look. Thank you.
I don't think so, Doom Slayer, but... thank you.
Oh, I mean, I gotta go below me.
Easy
Great seeing things
Nice
Hey, panky oh
Panky oh, sorry what up? I saw some of your clips on YouTube and I can't say hi. Well, hello
Thank you. I appreciate it. Welcome. Yeah, we're playing the new sticks games
I'm just checking it out. I'm a sticks fan. I like that. I play the other two sticks games. It's um
They're very good. They are I like them. They're a bit jank a bit dank, but no, they're fun
They are fun though. I have to say I cannot lock a brand new ability now flukes blasts
Goblin reflex
This is literally just auto dodge by the way. It sounds like it you have a time shit where you move at super speed. Oh
Yeah, that's really good though
You can insta kill enemies in combat and you can remove armor if you have a night after you
That's pretty damn good
Hi, yeah, yeah
Do I have a blue print?
I don't have a blue print, do I?
God damn it.
I need to unlock the amber flask.
That should be number one.
Yeah, the maps, the level design have always been top-notch in these games.
They have.
Yeah, I should get a new ability.
Either timeshift or...
Yeah, probably timeshift, I guess.
So you move at super speed for a short while.
I mean slowdown exploit sounds absolutely bonkers so yeah I'm gonna wait for that but now we
only have this a sign to be honest just do this and then press F2 and go to this
I'm going to put number 4 there because I won't really use that too much.
Yay!
This is good shit.
And actually to be honest, assign this to number 2 and then on F2 have bottles on 4.
Very confusing, but ES.
Yeah, we're good.
Nice.
I was invited to Swedish Game Awards when I finally produced my own game.
No.
Or who knows?
That would be a secret.
No, he- Sticks doesn't make fun of you for dying in this one.
Serendo souls like now if I make it it made a game will be somewhat of a whir thing
probably
Oh, can I go in here
Aha
Hello
I'll never get used to cooking red no matter how many times I do it. Hey
Hey, what's taking you so long?
We're waiting for our meals.
Yeah, yeah, one rat stew coming up in a minute.
We don't have a minute.
We have to go back to work soon.
Hurry up.
look for the stamp okay we gotta look for the stamp here some anime
dominatrix horror no it wouldn't be anything anime oh that's a big kill if
I could get some people in there.
I could throw a bottle I guess.
Number four?
There?
I'm gonna take a look.
It's not only you guys.
I'll drop it.
Yeah, you're fine, buddy.
As long as you don't snitch.
Holy fuck, speaking of snitch!
Oh, he lit a fire! Jesus Christ!
No!
My hole!
yo put the fire out damn it I had the
documents right in front of me but I
got scared
fuck this is big problem this is huge
problem
Aw. What do I do about this?
Okay, well I mean we can probably go through here instead, I'm sure.
of
right
was that
the
No
What the fuck seeing me
Why are they goblins was the Lord well sticks is like the only
Intelligent goblin all the others like brain dead because they're basically copies of him if I remember correctly
Yeah, freebies!
I got an amber flask, thank you.
Somehow I didn't die there in this segment. Amazing. Wow.
Mems in his chat lore.
Hey, I got everything.
Alright.
Let's put that very legitimate document on the counter and hide in the lift.
Oh wait, submit the falsified document or reach the garrison.
Why did it say or?
What?
I'll submit a document, fuck it.
Sounds easy enough.
Oh, oh, maybe not.
Oh, and now you can hide in the lift, so it takes you to the garrison, yeah.
See, this is kind of cool though.
There's many ways to go about it.
Yep, everything's in order.
Send it
Okay
Yeah, in this particular section there was two but they're like in in the levels, too
There's many ways to infiltrate as fuck yeah
Okay, we gotta go out here.
That's the best way.
Ow.
Okay.
Uh.
Uh-huh.
Aha
Hmm
Must resist the urge to mind control every enemy when I have mana man, I could just jump down there be so damn easy
Okay, sure, something.
Haha, this game's tight.
This game's so tight.
Oh, okay, we gotta get up there.
Where does that chain go?
Oh, shit.
Oh, I think I just crushed some people down there.
No
Hmm.
Hey, are you okay?
Hey, search this way.
What was that? Shit.
Get a move on. Look everywhere.
What am I even doing down here? Just go up to the quartz.
Well, it's easier said than done, but...
Because of this room.
There's nothing there.
What was I even thinking?
Giving a testimony?
I should have just stayed quiet.
Now that I have bounty on my head
with the gods who will clean me
and destroy some trouble.
And I can't stop feeding those foods
which is really not helping with the stress.
Maybe just one more.
Come on. Come on.
Get in there. God damn it.
The other guy. Get in there.
Whatever.
Somebody help!
At this point, you're just OP as hell. I don't even have all the abilities. You're just OP as hell.
Well, I don't need to kill these. I need to get out on the balcony.
But there is some good putts there that I do need.
Oh please, thank you!
Shit!
What happened to you?
Ah fuck it!
It can't be far!
I'm trying to kill you!
Nice!
flask is without that we're nothing we're absolutely nothing yeah it's
deathless right here
This game has been fun, yeah.
A little bit of, you know, my type of jank.
I do like the jank.
Is there a, uh...
No way for me to...
Ah, fuck. Okay.
How...
Will I...
I might get repetitive, we'll see, I guess.
But I've already played the other sticks, it's like I knew what to ask.
I got him!
Talk equals death.
and
oh wait this isn't what you can pull enemies
oh hi fuck fuck yeah it's gonna be greedy man
Nothing. Okay, what am I doing? What am I doing? Okay, okay, I'm gonna be smart.
Okay, how do you switch target? Okay, you scuttle. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. No more fucking death. No more death.
I
Yeah, what happened
Shit! They got one of us!
What? What?
Harvey got one of us! Fuck!
Keep an eye out. Something's wrong.
Got more than one.
What the fuck?
Harvey got one of us! Fuck!
Can't have gone too far
The clone is awesome
Okay, I don't want to be down here, but how the fuck do I get to the damn quartz man?
how do I unironically get to this there's gotta be here I won't die running
around like this right it's what what why did you fuck did you even say
anything
spread out we gotta catch
I can't see anything! Why is it so dark?
What do you mean? What?
Oh my god, what is this guy doing?
He's fucking insane.
No, you can't.
Thank you.
No, no.
No, no
Didn't we lose to Merca in hockey
We did right, yeah.
You're getting to this quartz is like an entire damn adventure.
Come on.
well when you don't have powers you got to use the old-school stuff
I thought there was something.
Turn off! No, don't ask it! His body got into him.
The quartz is over there though!
Just murdering the entire ass.
Okay, thank you, darkness.
Can always trust the dark.
Don't hurt me, please.
Shh.
I might really go in the right way, but maybe you need to like go up the floor and this
is where you do that.
That could definitely be it.
Yeah, now I'm getting there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, did I get a save if I didn't get a save I got to be careful now
I should always be careful for a master gnomed an assassin
Okay, we can go through to the right
Hmm?
Wait, if I die, okay, lose aggro.
I don't think I've got it in the save.
aggro just lose aggro
noblin tactics
Yeah, he's in a pretty bad state and his pension is a fucking rich.
Out.
There's fucking nothing.
What the?
No.
Why?
Why did I do this?
No!
Okay.
Get no bling strats.
Ah!
Stop.
Stop that.
Please.
The quartz!
AAAAAAH! Stop! Stop that! Please!
THE COURTS!
Oh my god, I'm actually throwing. I'm actually throwing.
YEEEESSS!
Yes?
Okay.
My god, this was a painful one to grab. No doubt.
The point of so much misery
You're asking the wrong goblin. I don't think there's any point to anything
Just get what you want if you can don't be too much of a prick that sort of thing
Don't die with too many regrets
I see
Thank you Stinks
You are an insightful one indeed
So that's what you do with the quartz hold on all right on the bottom on your side that side being
Harlow's Harlow's as in the resistance or as in whatever weird thing they have going on with
Helladrin both can't say we expected to ever see her again yeah no shit so what's your deal anyway
If the resistance is inside man, hey just trying to help the less quartz going around the better
Okay, you're this area use the wolf and get out of here
Is there a quick travel here
Okay
Yeah, there's a quick travel right there perfect
Thank you, sir. Woo! Nice. Next quartz is over there. How the fuck do you get over there, though?
That's a great question.
Yeah, how do you do that?
Also, which is the wall garrison? Am I in the wall garrison?
And this is by the garrison elevator. It's hard as shit to, uh...
It's hard as shit to find those type of items in an area like this.
this because it's so like a small small pathways in the ship
Okay, well, there's no way back either, so it could also be like the elevator below.
Maybe from Zeppelin Docks? No, it has to be. It has to be from here that you get there.
Hmm.
hmm
Is this cheating?
Maybe I don't care we're fine
Wow, okay.
Think there might have been a path up here, right?
What are you hiding?
Oh wait, there is something here.
Oh it's a... an emblem.
Good night, Timmy. Obviously well, ma'am.
Come have a look see
It's very Todd.
Oh there was a path in from here.
Yeah the quartz was right there, okay.
Yeah, game is quite easy, it is.
Wait, am I just back out here now? Oh. Well, okay, maybe I can reach the construction
side through this somehow.
I wonder if you can throw a bottle...fuck it, let's just play it safe.
But if you stun them with a bottle and then stealth kill them, like last of us.
Only one way to find out.
Okay, well, the answer is no.
this construction site man maybe you gotta get the other the other courts first I mean
I have this quick travel point now so...
Didn't you have a glider in sticks too?
You did right?
Maybe you get the glider from the other area.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh, he's in sticks 3.
I know I've seen it in a sticks game, probably screenshots of this game then.
Let's go to the other area and check. Might be.
Or, let's go back to the dwarf lady.
Maybe she's invented something.
I
Why
Looking for something bit busy here, okay, okay, okay, but doesn't help does it but we have something for a brand so that's good
My pleasure, Gema.
So you found the runes I mentioned.
Yeah, stealing back what was ours is what I do.
Ha, fair enough.
We all have our talents.
Could try bringing back more.
If you got any new leads.
You'll know.
Meanwhile, come back to boost your runes lots of time.
I'll let you guess who's game awards for me.
probably speaking to Jennifer definitely one of them definitely one of
them you've done enough I can unlock a second room oh nice it's a good use
fuck yeah okay that's huge nice get more resources yep I'll take that wait
What is the others?
Yeah, no, yeah.
So no, Jennifer, the writer of the expedition 33.
The one who wrote a story.
Where's the road up?
There.
Did I tell her I beat Darkest Dungeon? No, I did not.
Did I tell her I beat Darkest Dungeon?
Oh shit, it's from the workers lift you get there. Of course the workers lift takes you
Yeah, yeah that makes sense that makes sense. Yeah, it's above the workers lift
It's right up here
It all makes so much sense.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Okay, it doesn't make sense anymore.
Wait.
Okay.
Uh...
Yeah, no, it doesn't make sense anymore.
It's so over.
We're referring to Versa as Ben Starr and Speaker there?
No.
I even remembered Gustav.
Close to Augustoing, but I didn't.
Oh, okay, I see how you get up there.
It's all thanks to the grappling hook.
Woo!
How fast was that?
fastix real fast I did not wish her good luck with her writing maybe I should
I'm sure she needs it
I'm not fine in the game. It's fun
Well, the main story like the missions are kind of I mean go here and grab those quartz
To be fair why didn't I pickpocket him?
To be fair you do every time you come back to the maps you unlock a new portion of them, so
Yeah, it's all it's all good. It's all good
I haven't done shit to blue points. I love love the blue point
I've played an insane amount of Demon's Souls crazy amounts.
So true Andrew
I would like to not deal with this guy
Well, you know what? Just don't deal with him then. It's as simple as that. Just do this.
You don't always have to kill everybody. Yeah, Grisale is 55 man. Shit me. Shit me. Run.
I'm lost to a stool.
Yeah, it's true, actually.
I got stilled.
This is not a journalist checkpoint.
It takes me back to the beginning.
Insane non-journalist checkpoint for the non-journalist gamer.
Fuck, am I supposed to patrol in here?
fuck I did I thought I was coached be smart about it be smart about it be smart
Thanks.
Thank you, my lord.
Okay.
I don't know why I'm so excited.
Woody's balding ass head and
He's a toy. Oh, yeah, the color is going off, I guess
Okay, pay attention let's go
I need to have a death counter on this
This game is a death counter like
Also, that's how easy it was to get up here if you just chill a bit.
I haven't seen Toy Story since like, have I even seen Toy Story 2?
Yeah, probably.
But Toy Story 3 I'm not so sure.
Fuck.
If I could just make the next blu- I need to look for blueprints, hopefully I'll find
long because if I can just make those ports potions it'll be so easy.
Problem is I can't use my powers now so I gotta rely on the good old-fashioned stuff.
There we go. Nice. Let's see. Acid vial.
So I gotta access the shard, you probably gotta pull a lever.
Let me see, can you see?
How the- yeah, I see it.
It's up there.
There. Okay, I see.
I can get this.
Alright.
Now how do we get in?
Can I go on this water wheel or is that death?
I'm not even gonna test it.
Oh, I want to- No, no, don't do it.
I should have. No, you shouldn't have.
No, it would have been a bad idea. It would have been death and then no checkpoint.
Oh, that's armor guy.
Wait, I can puke!
Oh, if I just had a clone this would be so easy.
Fuck.
Spaghetti. Oh my god, full-on spaghetti.
Oh!
Okay.
No spaghetti.
Yes.
Wait for him to die first.
I think I'll finish this tonight, no.
No, no, no.
Sticks games are tend to be.
I mean, I could probably...
It depends on if I do like the side stuff, but...
Side stuff is mainly go and collect this.
It's cool to do it so you get like the skills you want, but then it's...
Eh.
Dunno.
So yeah, I mean, if you rush story, you can probably go through the story very quick in this, cause...
if the game it really isn't that hard you can kind of just bum rush it nice
woo I need to stop water we first wait
what ah okay stop the water wheel
first
mouse one mouse one mouse mouse all right
if you guys want to fight we'll fucking
fire right yeah you're stuck on the stairs so guess who wins punk oh what the
fuck could you not be stuck on the you little shit stop throwing ass new job
I'm not.
What's in this one?
By the moment I get craft healing and the...
Monopults.
Free game, dude. Free game.
So, how do we stop the water wheel?
No? Ah! No!
Fucking bucket! Fucking bucket! No! No!
okay um well I thought okay so how will we stop the water wheel
something with this chain oh hi okay I didn't expect that fuck oh wait you can
go on the waterwheel oh my god this is this is spaghetti as fuck oh my god
mega works
But fuck let's go then
What do we have here?
I think the checkpoint happened as I puked there.
I gotta stop the water wheel before I can pull that.
So we gotta figure out how to stop this water wheel.
So how do we stop this water wheel?
Been there, done that, Riot.
It's just...
Yeah, I think my bathroom incident happened.
What was it? 10 hours into- No, not 10 hours. Was it 10 hours in?
I'm not
bro what the fuck
I literally as I'm leaving my fucking room I hear the
what is it called?
PC Dent
I'll see you right back
PC Dent?
PC Dent? No?
PC
I'll see you right back
PC Dent?
PC Dent? No?
PC
I need to stop water weep first
yeah I know it was 11 hours in yeah 11
How many hours in the precedent happened?
Oh shit, there's another guy there.
Wait, what the fuck?
Where'd all y'all come from?
Oh yeah, I died.
That's alright. It's okay.
This is not spaghetti.
Fuck!
I
Don't want to get this damn shard man. This is the final shard
it has to be up there but don't hook up there unless no unless fucking knew it
I knew I shouldn't have done it.
I gotta eat my own porridge now.
Wait, unless they come down here, that's good.
Yeah!
Nice.
There it is. Okay. So. What? No! What do you mean? Oh, this game, this game, this game,
this game, this game, this game, this game, this game, this game, this game. Oh, I got
Checkpoint never mind this game is fucking sick all right
Okay, he can't grab this ledge I thought you could oh you cannot
Whoo nice mechanism moving the chains just stopped
I wonder what else was impacted.
I mean this game, Permadeath, would have a lot of, would have mean deaths though.
There is no doubt.
Go out, give X-Tier 2-1-24 a run.
right as long as time itself right so you've seen goblins before I suppose creatures were indeed
called goblins eons ago but that's where the similarities to you and your kind lie
apologies why not finish my size sometime this week I asked you a question you know we're good
Oh, the guards heard that.
Uh-oh.
Move fast.
Okay, um, yeah, we can move fast, that's all good, all good, all good.
No more quarts together here.
Time to hit the skies and see what's waiting up there.
I'm gonna quarts?
Oh yeah, it's Akinesh ruins.
When I get this Akinesh ruins, I think I'm done with Act 2.
Let's see what the next part is then.
Who do you use crystallized pure ember for anyways?
I don't remember if I got anything special for doing this.
Maybe I didn't.
Maybe I did.
Okay, how do we get back as smoothly as possible?
Mr. X thinks 30 man.
Thank you.
100xp each.
Okay, it's not what it was.
Pretty decent.
Hmm.
Oh yeah, there's one right there. Nice.
Will you can't hook that? I guess I'll die.
Then let's look at hook points, man.
I could just- I keep forgetting I can climb these roads.
Woo!
My- the Mind's Eye incident.
believe it oh shit my dueling go I'm gonna do a short one okay
all right let's get there there's only one quartz left now here to go yo girl
EarthX57, Akinash Ruins, old hideout.
Yeah, you're gonna get here eventually, probably next arc, I guess, or act.
Empire's Dungeons, Noble Quarters, yeah yeah yeah.
Okay, hold on.
Camera.
Laya. Siempre. Avión.
Thousand days to reach out, like 780.
Yeah, now we get to this area from here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh man man is this golem at home no that will be golem
Gollum at home would be Gollum, yeah.
Shit.
They mutated.
I guess the proximity to an amber source is to blame, although the evolution they used
I'm exploding upon death.
SUPLEX!
Wait, what? Oh, shit, they have gimmicks now.
Okay.
Wait, so what happens if I shoot one of them, and he blows up?
He kills the other.
Okay, that's really good to know, yeah.
Good night, Roan! Thanks for chilling, dude.
That's cool to do a new sticks game.
I feel like my ass it's over fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck okay I need to I am just
not in that ass I'm just okay I can sit here nice all right good okay do a
I learned so much on that lesson.
I learned camera in aero.
Yeah, ads.
My streak, I'll see it now.
My streak is 780.
Yeah, I was right.
780.
a boom
Can I stealth kill these and
Where?
Yes, healing pot.
That is a whole lot of trouble.
Yeah, what are these?
Okay, can I...
Shit.
Okay, can I on the deal with them like not deal with them?
Maybe yeah, maybe this is the the way
But this is not the way is it now it's not the way
Please.
The only thing you need to know is,
yo soy muy alto.
Well, that's the only thing I need to know because I only speak the TRUTH!
Wait, only one reacted to that?
Okay, well I can...
What the fuck is that sound?
Okay.
Wait, are they blind?
Wait, how do they know- how does he know I'm here?
Oh, they sniff?
Okay, they sniff.
Okay, they're actually sniffers.
They are.
wait what? there's invisible goblins now? what kind of gimmick is this?
digital have you played this game? you have right? yeah you did right? oh I just got an
achievement to kill every type of gobbling you're playing through in
a few hours in. Ah, Cassie. Gotcha.
Oh, my God!
You're fucking saliva stuck in my head.
Uh, throat.
Okay, I guess I'll die.
Okay, I gotta remember there's invisible noblins now.
That is cheeky breeky.
Wait, elves?
Oh!
Let's take a look.
Is there any blueprints around here?
Yeah, no, but no, I got things to 87, man.
Thank you.
Go Lim chapter six.
Oh, God.
Even I got PTSD when you wrote that now.
Is there any blueprints here?
I need one blueprints.
That's all I need.
Do what I've over- Damn, I'm just slaying elves, dude.
Okay, I could go in there.
I could also not do anything else or maybe I could.
After losing Koronga, we just traded Ungray for another.
That guy drinks. Okay, that's good.
I don't need to even kill any here though. Just do this.
And then do this.
Alright. Profit.
of
the
kind of suplex is that
so near yet so far
the key to this grid must be nearby
So nice a shit in our mouse. Well, it's probably under the deck I imagine
Oh, yes. No. Shard keeper meet Lissriel at Embassy entrance before her meeting. She needs
you. That guard's gotta be the one with the shard cage. Man, I thought that was a thing.
At least I know I can crush well enough to find the Embassy even with everything falling
apart okay well is there any hooking here if not how the hell do you get him
there
this honored was there were there ever rulers over this honored three
Oh, two soul-like ass, damn.
I don't see a path in here.
Okay, no, I do.
There's a rope there.
Okay.
Sneaky rope, though.
Oh, and to get to that rope I gotta do this.
Good, alright, no disturbances.
Nice!
Alright!
to be fair I haven't died in a while now I'm try-harding
huh what's she doing keep the shard gate key under constant watch this rules
meeting can't be disturbed I fell off the side but I was gravity don't
Her again, I can't say I missed her one bit swiping the key to her precious shard isn't gonna sit well with her
You know I guess yeah games fun. It's definitely a bit jank. I saw our all the sticks games
Well, the gameplay is fun though.
Pretty sure I could probably finish this tomorrow.
It doesn't seem to be as long as the others, just based on the map screened.
The best one of the six games is probably the first one.
I will avenge you, my friend.
Another one of us down.
You'll be...
Shhh!
Oh, yeah, Marathon is soon.
Right.
Oh, yeah, Marathon is soon.
That was a brutal kill, Jesus Christ.
Nice.
Perfect.
Yeah, all good, Urban.
All good.
Our plan is for the weekend.
Oh!
Play with the daisies.
Thursday.
Yeah.
Thursday, Friday.
Well, I think I could actually finish this game tomorrow.
Then maybe R.E.S.I.G.
It's me.
They got a pretty good deal, all things considered.
But I never met a human who was content with their lot of life.
Thank you, peasant.
And that's one more shard for me.
Four talent points.
I'll go back to the Zeppelin.
I did, Ayn-Raya.
It's a linger here.
That's enough for today.
Time to head back to the Zeppelin and check in on things.
Oh yeah, this is fine though.
Holy shit, there's a lot of quests already.
I have four skill points.
We could cook a bit.
If you stand still with invisibility, yeah, that's kind of nice, but I was gonna get this.
Can you stand that armor can be removed in combat? Yeah, that is very very nice
No blueprints though. I just need one
That's it man just one
I feel like this one is just meh like very meh
I could save for one of these, I guess, if I wanted to.
No, I can get to teleport.
I'm possessed enemy.
Okay, anywhere I can get easily back?
I'm sure there's a shortcut back.
has to be. There's gotta be a shortcut back there. Right?
Oh, okay, that doesn't cancel the fall damage.
Yeah, it said that in the load screen.
Oh, shit.
Shit.
Uh-oh.
We're fine.
Yeah, they made a new stick, so they released today.
Today
That's enough quartz for today time to head back to the zeppelin and check in on things I
I think the speeder of this game is probably sick though.
I need golem modes for the city or replace the model with golem.
Your private commission, someone to do it.
I mean, it is Unreal Engine 5, so maybe it's easy to do it.
Is golem also made in Unreal Engine 5?
It is, right?
Fuck this is evil.
Six's hunger for quartz hasn't gone unnoticed, and the trails of consequences it leaves behind
might just be turning a few heads his way.
Oh, they made their only in-house engine for that game.
It was the only way.
And then, out of nowhere, we hear someone at the door going,
Your Majesty, are you all right? Should we start the council without you?
Which, you know, kind of brought the mood down a little bit.
Only a little bit?
We were young and in love, all right? Plus the door was locked.
Or so we thought.
What happened?
So the door starts to open, with Mara and I in the most compromising position you can imagine.
I'm already planning my escape from the Royal Dungeon, but just as old Cyrus is about to see
Elves!
Or?
We're in short time.
From this distance?
I don't think so.
I'm going to go back.
Or, with any shot at it, from this distance?
Odd acquisition, obviously.
He looks like any other NPC I've been killing.
Did they teleport or do you just not look at your surroundings?
I mean, it's like when Denny kinda forgot about the Iron Fleet, I guess.
I'll go help her, but we need those assholes off our backs and then quit.
Wait!
Hold on a minute.
You want us to port those zeppelins while they're boarding us?
How are we supposed to do that?
I'll manage.
Yeah, great.
Good for you and your unknowable ways, but last time I checked, goblins can't fly.
Pretty ironic coming from a goblin who can talk.
I'm not gonna play the test subject.
Not again. Here we go. I'm not testing anything. Believe me
This type of glider has been used by dwarf soldiers for decades, and you're the first outsider to ever try it out
Take it for the honor it is. Hey, you know way you can stick your honor
Glider do it is
Aircrafts can work in my favor. Let's ride straight to those inquisitors scum.
I pressed space, dude. I double jump and hold space. Like what?
Jump off the zipline. Press space after the double jump to open the glider.
Oh, I would, I, okay it was, it was my fault.
Zoom. Wow, that's some dive right there. I need some wind. Any wind gusts around here?
Oh, there is one over here.
Here I go zoom
Oh
Something something's there
Yeah me bruh
Wait, don't I have the thing so I can- so I can-
Did I not unlock the ability so I could actually insta-kill them?
With that?
Or- wait, what?
I could have sworn I got this.
Okay, well, now I have it, so.
Now I can.
Favourite.
Let's ride them straight to those inquisitor's gun.
Yeah, I died, so yeah, yeah, didn't see.
I
don't
I
don't
I
can't
These air currents can work in my favor.
Let's ride straight to those inquisitor scum.
Haha, it's so funny that the fucking...
Wait, can you run on the chain?
No way.
No, you can't.
No.
Not higher.
Um, like...
The def animation in this game, it's literally exactly like Gollum.
The camera freezes and the body just disappears.
It's the exact same.
The only two games I've seen do that is this game in Gollum.
I've never seen any other games do that.
They learned from the best.
Yeah, I guess.
Oh yeah, the upgrade, thanks. Yeah, you're right.
Uh, here?
That's like a good panic button right there.
I hope I can find some...
some blueprints that would be so helpful
Zoom!
Hey, Pito.
the
end to enjoy the law
Oh, too greed.
There's no point in greeting.
There's no point in hiding.
Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam.
um um um um holy chungus there's chungus in my game baby chungus oh give me that potion
Thank you!
Do we need a boost for it?
Let it go.
There!
Okay, later loser!
All right, get rid of the Inquisition.
It seems like endgame, dude.
holy shit all the rc's campaigns yeah I I I'm thinking about it like Chris and
Jake it was really fun to stream the Leon one and it would fit kind of good
I like to fit it I can probably finish this tomorrow I don't think this game's
long this might be the shortest out of all of them so much that his story is
like 16 hours which is short for a sticks game and the area where I'm going to
throw up now you're fine garen you're fine bro yeah dude
videos on YouTube 11 hours yeah but they're probably just going through you
know just trying to plan out forcing God seed hit isn't that every seed
Oh, that guy's gonna see it.
I gotta get to those unless, uh-huh.
Can I get a snippet closer to that?
To him?
Just a 20-mount, yeah?
Come on.
Oh, you conned my control inquisitors.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Well, that's a lesson learned.
oh
No, blin
Someone go search there
Sorry, I don't have a ass.
Shhh!
Carnage!
Any blueprints here?
There's something over here.
That ain't no blueprint.
Lucas? Okay, that is scary with that guy there. I see a hole though.
Or I could probably just go here. Yeah.
Okay, let that guy sleep. Just don't hit a bucket or a stool here. Nice. Perfect.
Okay walk slowly past him pick that up
No one's seeing a fucking one.
Okay.
Oh my god, civilian dude.
you gotta be there.
Well, that's plus one on my murder list.
Oh, fuck, I- oh.
I didn't mean to do that, but it's gonna work anyways.
Completely unnecessary, but it's fun.
Uhhhhhhh...
It's a good way to get up from here.
No, can you not grab it? Oh wait, I'm just dent. I'm dent. I'm dent. I'm dent. I'm dent. I'm dent.
Okay, uh...
Fuck!
Okay, oh if I could get a kill on this guy that would be so nice. Are they all frozen?
Fuck.
Okay.
I probably could, right?
They're not gonna see me do this.
No, they're not.
Oh.
Yeah, of course you fucking moved the moment I-
God, you're so-
Disgustingly lucky, it's insane.
Ah!
You'll never catch me alive!
If someone goes search there, quick!
I'm gonna check that
Where did it save? Okay, it's saved here. That was script
Goddamn gun
Okay, here we go
Oh, shit. That guy is eagle eyes. Why?
But I have eagle bolts. Yo, I have edge flex base by the way, and a lock on the thanks for the 30.
Okay, let's see.
The entire map for Crimson Desert takes six hours to walk across.
Yeah that game is gonna be interesting to see for sure.
I'm Gnotty Gnelf! Gnotty Globling!
What the fuck? I'm gonna sit in here. I'm just gonna sit here. Sit sit sit sit. Just sit here. Sit. Sit. Sit.
Mika was playing this game as well and the NPC player fell off the building.
Yeah, that doesn't really surprise me to be honest.
Shit.
I'm in a pickle now.
Yeah, I'm in a big pickle.
Yeah, but yes.
This is an insane hiding spot though.
It's a very good hiding spot.
That guy scares me.
Okay.
Who needs a zipline when you got it?
Nice.
Perfect.
Is Crimson Desert the everything game?
Yes, it is.
a foot. Oh. Boom. All right, what's up?
sticks isn't it a talking goblin stealing courts all across the continent I see my
reputation precedes me can't say the same for you
I am grand-free sure for your floor asked with recovering what you stole from
us. So tell me, where is our quartz? You're looking right at it. That's fine. I have
all the time in the world to make you talk. My answer won't change. That's what they
They all say, and they all break.
No, because I'm being very literal.
What are you talking about?
Goblin, I just told you three times, so can we just fast-forward to the part where you
try to kill me?
Watch and learn, human.
Aren't you gonna stop me?
Come on, try it!
Sticks could just easily slid his throat now.
Look at that!
The big, angry Inquisitor can't use magic without his quartz.
Now let's see why they want it so bad.
Uh, I don't find the game, if there's any way I find the game imbalanced it's that you are very strong yourself.
Yeah, if you get caught you do die very easily but you can spawn a clone to take aggro, you can even speck into like the gas cloud, so...
No, I'm beating this tomorrow, I'm almost beating it today though, these games tend to be like...
I mean both other sticks games took me 20 plus hours. This one will definitely not though
This one is so much faster in terms of everything
Yeah, this one's definitely easier, no doubt
the fuck was that scream what he was the first empathy that screamed when you
throw him off or when they get thrown off
guess what now the Inquisition has regular people using magic through
quarts that's fun right yeah you choose difficult yeah it's over I was
wondering when you'd show up getting older aren't we thanks to you there's no
sort of push for being non-lethal in this one yeah you can just kill everyone I
I do it for me, okay?
You're just an annoying voice in my head.
Rather you just state that.
In the other games, you've got stuff
for being non-lethal and stuff, if I remember correctly.
So guess freedom.
How they take form has to change
as our relationship grows ever closer.
Relationship?
Do not worry about it, Sticks.
Why not take a rest?
You deserve it.
the fuck yeah I was back to perfect okay shrunk
he has a good end-of-way stop yeah I think I can easily finish this tomorrow
maybe do some horror in the evening see how this one perhaps after ten years of
no sticks game you're not dead you assimilated a chunk of quartz and you're
not dead how do you even know how the compass is working I mean I was working
before the compass is resonating with it and now that you survived the initial
assimilation your body should react better to subsequent ones which means
more quartz for me what you're doing is dangerous I'll be fine but not for too
too long. Too much quartz is a bad omen. What can you tell us about it?
There have always been shards of quartz in the world, small pieces barely linked to the
flux. But chunks, fully charged, capable of granting access to the flux to ones born
without it? This is a sign of Mother Earth hurting. The flux is the thread connecting
all of Mother Earth's creations. Yeah it is true. Pure people can consciously access
it like our shamans or those you call mages but quartz. It is a physical vessel for the
flux. It is not meant to be widespread. It is a sign that something is off-balance
amongst Mother Earth's creations.
So, what I'm hearing is the last quartz going around the better. I'm basically saving
the world, right?
Maybe I'm overreacting. I'll look into the matter more.
Please do. If the Inquisition is using quartz, we need to be one step ahead of them.
How do you feel? Any magic powers yet?
Get well soon. We've got work to do.
Ren, wait. About this thread thing.
Save success. Oh, it's Act 2 right there. We've got three skill points there. Use them tomorrow, I guess.
Just the three of us. Oh yeah, silent steps of visibility. Also, if you stay still in invisibility, that would also be insane, maybe.
Yeah.
Every stab is silent when you're invisible.
Damn, you can go on a rampage with that.
Yeah, it's anyway Serena, dude.
I'll finish this tomorrow.
It's pretty fun. It's a fun to stream game.
There's too many dank things that happen in this one.
Lots of dank things.
Hey, no OBS crash. That's cool.
I freshly installed everything.
Garfield tomorrow? Hey, if I beat this game early, who knows? Who knows, man? We'll see. We'll see.
Never say never. Yeah, hopefully, Salad, hopefully. But the thing is, sometimes I'll go like a week with no crashes, and then it crashes like three times in a stream.
the stream but I did a complete fresh install now removed every every like there
was I did have a bunch of OBS folders that I that wasn't like part of the OBS
I was using or whatever so no not Windows only OBS now but yeah I don't have
no crash now so that's cool super battle golf yeah I'm live tomorrow yeah I'm
I'm gonna finish six, and then I don't think it'll take all stream to do it, unless I get Megaskill issued.
Everyone plays Golf at the same time.
I would destroy Chad in that, holy shit.
I would destroy.
Custom Browser is for SE Alerts.
Yeah, I actually just pop out the Browser or Salad.
You can log in to Stream Elements.
And then you can just pop it out like the activity feed.
So I just do that easy peasy.
Andrew, thanks for the 19.
Thank you.
I'll see you all tomorrow chat.
Thanks everybody.
Appreciate you all.
Bye bye.
I love you guys.