Let's see how this one is how hard can it be you know dude this one can twitch integration
is funny
but salad said something about you need to like disable the tutorial otherwise you're softlocked
but bro i've never played an xcom
i don't f***ing do it
he said something about that dude
I'm not sure.
Salus in two weeks and he can read.
Kenny.
Pretty sure me and salad reading abilities about the same, you know.
Chiagrus.
Yeah, I mean I just did Darkest Thunder one and two.
So yeah.
We'll see.
Yeah, it's a Jackson.
I haven't touched it in forever though.
I have not
Right if it's a one-to-one two disappoint you at nine times a hit fail
I mean it randomly chooses the enemies, but I choose the
What do you say commanders or like the characters you play? I don't know what they're called
But they are connected to the twitch account that I named them
So when you type in chat, you have the soldiers when you type in chat it shows in game
if you do oh
It's like a chicken baguette. Thank you, man. Thank you, dude
Darkest dungeon one was actually not too bad for me Garcia. Apparently I was very lucky. Oh
Tutorial has default squad members and the naming mod breaks. Okay, but I'll do tutorial without the twitch integration
and then I'll just restart and then activate it. That sounds good. Yeah the darkest dungeon one run
was very smooth. Darkest dungeon two however. Oh my god. That game, the relief I had when I beat
the final boss, almost indescribable. Fucking hell. That was, that was rough. That was rough, that
That was a rough one.
I love XCOM.
We'll see.
That's what I'm taking today to see if I like this game.
Orca started working on R9 Rando.
Let's go.
I have DLCs on when it.
Yeah, I'm doing War of the Chosen or whatever.
That's what I was told.
Yeah, we'll see, Grisale.
We'll see.
We shall see.
Metal Slayer, like 46.
I want to listen to more ancient mythology, so good, man.
Who in Chatteray music and Forte Killin'?
Ooh.
How was Barbarians?
I haven't played it.
I don't think it's still out on Steam.
It's not an epic game store, but...
Yeah, it's still not out on Steam.
They're waiting for steam approval. Sometimes it can take a long time.
Hey, Mal, fix 37.
It's possible to say rough twice in a row? Rough, rough.
I mean, I can just cut it and use the next bar, Johnny.
That's without that.
I put it there like on purpose.
Yeah, I'm gonna do fatal frame two.
I have early...
No way I don't have early access to it.
Maybe I will not.
We'll see.
We'll see, man.
The early mix 59, thank you, Happy Socks 3, and Meloge, thanks 27, man.
Take a chicken nugget again, thanks for the 10, dude.
Sliver's Bar 2 really did well.
500,000 plus people playing it, damn.
I haven't seen the only thing I've seen of the XCOM is the memes when they're standing in front of an alien and it's
99% chance to hit and they miss
It's co-op except yeah
Yeah salads salad started XCOM 2 on highest difficulty and then he tried it for an hour and said it was complete fucking bullshit
So he lowered to second hardest
Probably sounds like a good idea
but I gotta do tutorial first though yeah hi this is not the first play for
easier like I don't know how this game works I'm gonna do tutorial first and
tutorial you can't use twitch integration because it will break it will
break
Oh yo, Trujano! Dude, what fucking trooper you are, man.
Uh, what I'm doing, R4 permanent with Rando?
That'll be in the future, I don't really know when, to be honest.
I don't know when.
Manually call them chatters and read out loud.
It's fine, not in the tutorial, it's probably not that long, so...
Well, uh, yeah
We we shall see I have no plans for XCOM one
Only two two two two
So I think I'll I'll just launch it and do the tutorial and
Yep
Yes, sir
So you have the modes here, but I'm not gonna enable them now because it will break the tutorial supposedly so
I will disable them and then do the tutorial so I know what the hell this game does our place and
Then
This is the new launcher. I think yeah, I click new launcher the other launcher looks different
Bom bom bom I haven't seen anything of XCOM to I was staying away from salad streams. I've only seen some percentage bullshit
it. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll do the tutorial. Let's go. No Twitch integration
for tutorial. Like I said, it breaks. It breaks the, uh, game.
2K.
I disagree. Let's see if it saved my, yes, it did.
That's what they said about Darkest Dungeon 1 and 2 also ganked by Hodor, but look where
we are now.
Both games got beaten.
I have a tutorial here.
Okay.
Yeah, Commander.
But what? A longer game with no margin for error.
A longer game?
Yeah, this was Salad played.
He said this was bullshit, but I'm only doing the tutorial now, so it doesn't really matter.
How does it play? Choose game soundtrack.
Oh, okay, cool.
Commander Iron Man is pretty daring, well it's honest man, I think it asks you for Iron Man
somewhere here.
Uh, this mission is to disturb the alien, all gameplay contents.
There was something about this that would like softlock or some shit, or maybe I misheard,
I don't know.
I'm just doing a tutorial now anyway, so it doesn't matter I guess.
right now. I've never played X-Cone. Outrider, this is central. Go.
not actual gameplay footage yeah true
No need for any of this. I will do what you ask of me. I just need additional time.
Did you say you don't take it?
You, one of those.
You must understand. I had no choice.
Outrider. Report.
So, you do exist.
Outrider to Avenger, I have visual confirmation.
Are you sure?
Reapers are always sure.
Yeah, they're acts.
It's all good.
Happens.
Cover your tracks and get the hell out of there.
They can't know we were here.
Yet.
Understood.
Now the real war begins.
I'm the legendary commander.
I am your commander.
obey obey is it sugar new weaver
prepare the 20th anniversary of unification day thousands line up at
the site of the great accord celebrating the formation of the advent
coalition keeping with their coalition manity 12 new gene therapy clinics
will be opening in select cities by the end of the new year despite the
attempted attack by French elements.
Operations at the new facility in Paris
thankfully remain unaffected.
In response to the unprovoked intrusion
on the eve of our most beloved celebration,
the speeder reaches out to us.
A small number of dissidents again
repeat the mistakes of the old world.
Striking and we celebrate your benevolence
in your own time and again offers only
The Elders.
These trivial actions could never break the bond between humanity and the Elders.
The Elders.
These keeping forces have already made several pre-emptive arrests of known collaborators.
Advent again assures all citizens that today's celebrations will continue as planned.
Yeah, of course you can.
60 seconds. Oh, I see cactus and the cannon is failing
Because most people fail the runs
No.
Signal received.
Loud and clear.
Okay, gatecrasher.
You're true.
Gatecrasher.
Okay.
Get used to this mission you'll see in a lot.
This is the tutorial.
okay right let's see cover in the low wall okay here you can zoom out you can
use vast okay right click is moved I will
move here the unit flag shows the selected
soldiers health and actions remaining oh
okay so I'll just get two actions per turn
who say now has one action I don't want
to know any like fucking metha play this
is just like darkest dungeon I don't
care about some meta shit I'll learn as I go this is high cover units in cover
gain a defense bonus low cover provides moderate defense and high
compromise excellent defense okay always trying to try to end your move in
cover okay
keep pace soldiers can cover long distance by dashing is using
Both of the soldiers actions, so this will turn into an automatic dash
Yeah
So yeah twitch integration is not on for the tutorial because it breaks the tutorial
Okay, so this is concealed.
Most missions start with a squatting concealment, use concealment to set up ambushes.
If any of your soldiers are spotted, all of your soldiers lose the benefit.
Ooh, that's rough.
Hey, you!
What's that?
A bush?
Enemies are not aware of your soldiers while you are concealed.
Use concealment to advance and set up ambushes.
I guess I'll move here.
Yeah.
Cool.
Oh fuck, there's so many!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I get it, I get it, I get it.
Nearby enemies will spot a soldier that moves too close to them.
Oh, that's the red ones.
okay so they will see this that's cool or the yeah I mean oh nice cinematic
camera I like it the numbers alien activity dude they're like five people
you're too
Okay, all right. Well, okay
Okay, all right, so how does this work now press enter or left click on an action button
Maybe never miss a 99% shot Priage press enter or left click on an action button
To activate the tactic comma you lie click fire weapon of his enter
Can you translate the alien speak a lot?
Oh, cool!
Okay.
68%, 67%, 67%, 60%.
A pyro monkey, thank you!
Thank you!
And then it says the damage here, 40% crit.
Angling.
Alright, let's just do one thing at a time.
We fire the weapon, let's go.
This is 1% higher.
Yeah!
Oh, I like the cinematic angles!
That's cool.
So now it's revealed.
Okay.
The entire squad loses concealment when any soldier attacks an enemy.
Breaking windows are kicking open doors, removes concealment.
A soldier is flanked or steps on a detection tile.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, we're gonna go this close overwatch overwatch
This is gonna be so fun with the twitch integration, I've already tested it it works
It's pretty good. Okay, enter the tactical coma UI
Click on the highlighted head icon
Or press tab to cycle between enemies
Okay, 38% 35, 63, 63% here.
Yeah, it's satisfying, I like it.
I
Missed okay tight
Fuck she's dead
That's scripted I
Just followed a tutorial that scripted
Okay what's happening now then? Okay we can go here.
Maneuver to flank enemy units so you can hit them from vulnerable angles.
Cover does not protect the unit from the side.
True.
Attacking a flanked unit ignores its defensive bonus
and there's a high chance to sort of crit.
Do not let enemies flank you. Okay flanking very bad.
reload, hunker down, overwatch.
That's 82%?! How is this close 82% felt?
Usplucks. Okay, um, sure.
Yeah! I didn't think there was cinematic angles like this. That's a very nice surprise.
Is that Sniper?
Oh.
John XCOM.
Human hybrid soldiers.
Advents reward for obedience and service.
We've all heard rumors.
I just never believed it was true.
No one wanted to.
But if I would we're looking for today,
I promise you that's gonna change.
Let's move.
Looks like that transmission went blue.
You have an advent transport floating on your position.
You heard her. Cover the left side.
Okay. Q and E, oh you can rotate, nice. Okay, I mean you can zoom out. Okay, cool.
Soldiers... okay, soldiers in Overwatch will shoot the first enemy unit they see moving.
Activate Overwatch now to prepare for reinforcements.
okay reinforcements incoming overwatch fire on the first enemy that moves
within your line of sight with a penalty to aim oh you get a penalty okay
main entrance is clear we need to move on the package we got to move on the
package wait is this a weapon I can pick up
I don't see what this is.
I want to pick this up.
Maybe you calmed in the tutorial.
Pick it up!
Alright, we're going in I guess.
Yeah!
Sick!
Okay. Okay.
Oh, okay. Now. All right. Soldiers automatically collect drop items when they end the move inside a yellow Luth radius. Okay.
Let's go.
Okay.
I mean, we're overwatching over there.
I guess I'll go in and chill a little bit, I guess I'll go in and chill a little bit.
I guess I'll go in and chill here fucking
My blinds
Are you just warming up fire okay?
49
48 the guy behind the car has a higher percentage. I fuck it. I'm not gonna question it
I'm going for the door.
All right, sure.
Go.
You should be able to cut right through the door security protocols.
They were never expecting anyone to get this close.
So what's this? Oh, all soldiers can hack certain computers,
lock the doors, and some other objects to gain access to temporary bonuses.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Okay, begin Jane Kelly Rookie Tech score.
Begin hack.
That can't choose anything here.
I did it.
Let's kill the package.
Let's hope our intel is good.
This is the place.
Are you sure?
Yes.
even split for the Jeponsay Devegas.
Looks like there is an access panel attached.
If you got me a better look, I might be...
Next time.
Let's get out of here.
Oh, soldiers can carry unconscious dead and bleeding out units, and also to retrieve a
falling comrade.
Okay.
Huh.
The entire add-in security grid just lit up.
Firebrand is holding nearby for evac, but it's an hour and ever central.
Understood.
We're on the move.
I'm in cover okay good color now the row of grenade grenades are not as lethal as
firearms but can damage multiple units. Oh and you can also destroy covers and
walls. Okay I'll throw it here.
Don't worry. It'll be fine. I got this. Soldiers can not attack while carrying
of the unit but can still take cover and move at full speed. Okay.
Zoooooo-hub.
Almost there. Stay focused.
Why is this so epic?
This is the tutorial. Ah, shit!
You're dead. Miss!
Wait, you're close.
I mean, she's fucked now, unless they o-
It's so over
P to place evac zone select call Sky Ranger icon or press P to place me back so select the target air and confirm placement
But could I put this anywhere now?
I mean, maybe not in this Toyota, at least.
Keep moving!
You don't need to tell me twice.
She's fucked.
We're coming home!
A unit standing within the evac zone can activate the evac ability to safely extract from combat.
Okay, I don't know if in an actual mission if it's only that unit that survives or just all of them
Terminator
It's just that unit
Holy shit, I'm fucking nervous, dude.
Woo!
Alright!
Ah.
the
wish we have more time
This is more of the chosen.
I had no idea what was coming.
The Spongebob from the Cerebral Cortex.
Prepping for cranial intrusion.
I've managed to identify the connection, preparing to make final incision.
These readings are getting really erratic.
Of course they are. These implants were never designed to be removed.
We are risking Seville.
No plan B here, people. Do it.
Holy Toll. By me.
No signal.
People are a response normal, vital stabilizing, procedure complete, told them it will take
more than that to keep you down.
Welcome back, Commander.
I'm glad to see you're finally coming out of it.
Don't envy the headache you must have, though.
Still, can't fault Dr. Titan, especially as no one's even attempted something like
this before.
Easy.
We're still not entirely sure what they'd get to you.
That chip was very halfway into your skull.
We lost a lot of good soldiers looking for you over the years.
Almost gave up hope you were still out there, acted on the intel as soon as I got word.
Not sure what you remember, but a lot's changed.
Did the best I could, but the last 20 years have been tough without you.
You feel like catching up.
shen has the archive up and running on your terminal
otherwise
i'd go see dr tygan when you're ready
there's some things you should know
we better explain them to me
it's damn good to have you back
commander
fuck yeah
okay now i can uh... activate twitch integration but i got a research
Commander, to the research labs.
Very nice.
I guess I should check what all this is first.
Research.
Impressive, isn't it?
Capable of generating immense power.
You're completely harmless to human life.
If only the same could be said for the rest of the alien's technology.
Commander.
Dr. Richard Tigen, Chief Science Officer.
I am responsible for the entirety of our research here, as well as the procedure you so recently
unwent.
Welcome to my lab, such as it is.
I'm not sure what Central may have told you.
No, you don't need to restart stream or anything, no.
It's no Twitch plugin like that.
It's about implanted directly in your occipital lobe.
Had I accessed to the equipment available to me during my tenure at Advent, I would already
know the precise nature of its function. However, given time and your approval, of
course, Commander, I assure you, I will find out. Which brings to light an additional point.
No aspects of this facility are indeed impressive. I am but one man. For you to direct additional
support personnel and resources to me, I could substantially improve the speed of
all our research.
Farewell, Commander.
Okay.
On your order, Commander.
I will begin researching the advent chip for possible insights as to its function.
Having successfully conducted the traumatic procedure required to remove the chip implanted by advent,
we now have an opportunity to study the inner workings of the device
to gain a better understanding of our motivations.
I'll see that work begins immediately, Commander.
I'll contact you when I have a full report available.
That research will keep Tygan busy for a while.
In the meantime, you might want to head down to the Armory.
OK, so it's Armory time.
Research Armory.
Armory.
Jane Kelly was instrumental in the op to get you back.
I like that there's classes of experience for a promotion.
We should take care of that now.
Oh, so many are going to fucking die.
I'm gonna be stuck on the first mission the entire stream, and I'm okay with it.
Enhance the soldier with neural enhancements to give them a boost in battle.
Promotes.
Promote your soldier and award them special abilities.
Oh, shit!
Okay.
Cool.
Going up, Rafa.
new ability slash attacking enemy with it any enemy within movement range with
your sword we're off to a good start our troops will only get stronger as they
gain experience cool commander to the bridge okay the bridge I heard your
Which integration is working but not for the tutorial?
I'm just doing tutorial first.
They track the device to a nearby advent convoy and are attempting to take it down.
If we can bring this converter back in one piece, we might actually get this place up and running
and give the aliens a real war for a change. The squad is prepped and ready to launch on
on your order commander just give the word well I am not ready
why is it so epic okay I it's the tutorial officially over now
Because I gotta activate the uh... the integration now.
Because I think now I can and it will choose people, so...
I think it's that first mission that softlocks if you have a twitch integration on.
After this mission it is. Okay, I'll do this mission then and then I'll activate it just to be sure.
The music is real fucking good.
Remove all your guns from all cylinders and also make good, okay.
Make armor available.
Fuck it, long.
Let's try this.
I think I chose the second hardest, right?
That's what Salib played on.
Resistance would resist the forces in the area of down dark which can only mean one thing
These people sacrificed everything to give us this shot. We need to recover that converter at all costs
Very easy as to
I saw fresh range
But it looks like it may have been damaged during the fight. Okay, energy readings are going crazy
I'm guessing we don't have much time before it explodes
So this is like the first official test working on a way to stabilize
Provided we can get close enough to access its core
Okay shadows until we can get a better read on the situation. All right, they can seal basically
So I think this blue hue on the side means I'm concealed because it disappeared when I got caught
No
Yes, no, yes, no, whatever we'll see I guess
Fucking nervous
Why is this black and white?
or gray or whatever black or white so are these all different so you have a
grenade what do you have you all have like the same except you have the
slash ability yeah right all right I guess we're I want to go over here that
looks cool to me Roger that
Everyone's gonna stick together. They're not gonna see us here anymore. There's no red stuff
Look look look I like these cinematic angles that happen. Oh shit. Oh shit
Wait, okay, I don't see what they did though
well there's dudes here okay dude I'm
hugging the right side fuck this I'm
scared
the music is so scary too
I mean, there's no red tile here Oh fuck, okay, they have a patrol there
off We have a chance to do some serious damage here right yeah before jumping into combat
Let's make sure we make the most of our advantage
Instead of putting the squad mates into overwatch the advent officers seem more capable than the grunge
We're not sure whether to chalk it up to training or a stricter mind control I
Mean I'm fine here. I'll just well this yeah, that will use two of my moves. How far can you move? I
Want to go behind here or here
I'm not gonna fucking I'm just gonna test shit. I'm just gonna test shit
Okay, you should be able to hack into that thing safety protocols and stabilizes
Shen is uploading the fix right now. I
Don't know what oh yeah increase evens by 30 and dodge by 50
Only works in cover if burning it puts out the fire. Okay. That's cool
Is it her now again? Yeah, she has one more move. I wanted to go here and put overwatch
Hey, don't break because that breaks concealment. Oh you can go up here. There's a ladder
It's a ladder there too, that's cool, but I'm fucking I'm going here
You go over here we're so fine dude, we're so fine
Go on this rope here
Moving out.
Eyes on hostile patrol.
Oh, another one? What the...
Oh, here. There's... Okay.
Yeah, I want to climb up. I want to see how this works.
I'm all over.
Alien.
Okay, I need to overwatch.
Fuck, maybe it's too late now.
Wait, stop- stop walking.
Oh.
Okay.
That's a lot of time.
Okay, they didn't see us, we still can see you.
Wait, no matter what I do now, okay, I could take fire here.
Let me see here.
74% on that officer, 72 on him.
Wait, this- does that mean I deplete all his health?
This guy has- Yeah, cause that guy is a trooper. Okay, I see.
Yeah, fuck you, dude.
Does that mean crit?
Cover is fine, no more about it.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, okay.
obedience makes them predictable okay you have no cover for this shit how big
is a frag how far can you throw a frag oh you can throw it real fucking far
actually okay wait how do I cancel this escape okay can I choose who I'm gonna
play yeah I can actually well I could flank this guy by sitting here can't
I'm gonna test and that should only use one move 72% yeah
yeah crit baby
melee melee Rangers can trigger their melee attacks by simply placing their
movement cursor over an enemy and then choosing their desired attack direction
wait
what I don't get it I don't fucking get it dude oh wait wait will she rush up
there and melee him that seems like Sudoku to me man same skill as three
Oh, yeah.
Oh, righty.
Hey, Ella, I see the crete mod is working correctly.
Let me know if you want me to turn down the crete chances, Milo.
There's no crete mod, okay?
Okay, anyways, I think I'll go behind here.
There's no dude over here, right?
Yeah, I don't think so.
we can we can chill wait this is low cover and this is high cover okay fire
and this guy 41% to hit that guy is actually not too bad okay but you can
move closer to increase your percentage chance I'm just scared this guy is
gonna murder fuck it I'm doing it I'm doing it with whoever this guy is Carl
why now you can fire 64% chance baby I thought was that a low roll was that a
low roll? That was the shittiest roll ever. Okay it's fine though. We can kill him.
Four to six damage. I mean this guy has to be dead now. Of course he is.
Oh the shotgun!
All right what's he cooking now then?
Wait what?
I'm not sure what that did marked. She's marked. Okay
Okay, I would like to try to flank this guy maybe
There's full cover there. I could go here
Maybe he can probably shoot to me then hold Ketrel for you in order to see if you can shoot enemies in your new position
I'm holding Ketrel
I don't know. I don't know. Whatever. Who's playing? 54% chance. I want her to run up in
I want to see what that looks like. Is there like a turn order?
Shit, she's fucking marked. I mean we gotta go for it. We gotta fucking go for it.
He was right there dude. Whatever.
um how do I know what weapon they have can I kind of see that if they have a
shotgun or a sniper I don't think I don't think I have a sniper but a full
cover here yeah let's go here let's go here bottom right oh yeah shit
shocker on this alright okay yeah that's tight that's tight I'm gonna flank I'm
hacking flanking dude I want to try this slash ability 88% yeah fucking I'm
I gotta test it. I need to see what happens.
Three.
Three damage.
Oh, what the fuck is this?
Wait.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
Should only have Holly Ryan left.
I want to climb. I'm scared now.
Word of the- okay, he's chillin- she's fucking dead.
This is okay though, this is just a warm-up mission anyways.
Oh yeah, he's over there.
If you're maybe- yeah, okay, there's fire there, that's unfortunate.
I'm gonna try climbing, I want to see how that works.
I guess I have to climb next to him.
Okay, he's covering and firing.
Okay, cool.
Wait, was this Mind Blast?
Wait, what?
Oh, he risked him!
What the fuck? Reanimated!
Okay.
She's alive though, but she's fucking dead she's it's over. She's over
Commander we're running out of time here. Oh, yeah, three turns. Yeah, that's okay. It's okay. It's okay. He's going home today
So how do I climb up? No, I just right-click
this? How do I get off that? I want to climb back. Climb the fucking building.
Scroll. Scroll. Scroll. Oh you have to do you have to scroll out up here. These
Jesus floor changes! I see, okay.
Moving to designated position.
Okay, this, okay, yeah, we're fine. We're, we're so fucking dead.
We're so dead.
Does that guy have full health again? That's insane.
And it's on a time fucking mission.
Who can I fire at here 72% chance zero crit
What about the a la mau
Is he concealed here is that what I can't see him I think so
Shit you gotta be aggressive all this are gonna run out of time
But if I go here, I could murder them easily next turn easily
I got a game plan I have a huge game plan here huge game plan
When a twitch chapter
I'm just coming to the tournament chat.
Oh, you do? Wait, wait, when we get to the Twitch integration,
like you'll see it, it's hilarious.
It's good.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please, no!
What the fuck? No!
Oh, come on!
Okay, he's overwatching us all that.
Miss.
Are you gonna jump down? Oh, you idiot. You're mine now. You can't get this
fuck- what? There's no way. What?
Holy fuck. Okay, I didn't expect that.
85% on this guy.
It's fine, I got it under control.
Wait, who are you?
Oh my god, this game is hard as shit.
Take him heavy fire!
What do you mean?
From that far?
I guess I wasn't covered though.
But I thought me being on the higher part would help.
Whatever.
Wait, so if I restart and I activate Twitch integration, will I start here then?
On this mission?
Commander the converter is near collapse it's about to blow because I want to
activate the twitch integration or you can just skip this so this is still part
of the tutorial then you are well fuck not much I can do here how is this 85%
That was crazy.
Okay, well, okay, what happens if you fail now then?
So then you have to restart the mission, okay.
That's cool, that's cool.
I guess I'll try again now that I know the gimmicks.
This is really fun actually, I like it.
We don't even have the twitch thing on here.
Rookie only has 65 AMZ and 65 base.
I guess we don't have much time before it explodes.
Shenz working on a way to stabilize that thing provided we can get close enough to access
its core.
Stay in the shadows until we can get a better read on the situation.
Yeah, all good, all good, dude, all good, I got this shit.
I got this shit.
It's better- we need to- because it's time they need to get in there fast, you know?
They're not gonna see me out here this far away.
Yeah, it's honest man or whatever.
But right now I'm still in the tutorial, so I like- I haven't started the actual...
I don't know, missions yet or something?
let's see they patrol there I'd like to sit behind the cover I mean this is a
good cover this is a very good cover the OD watches skip the next two streams to
start weight integration Lulia rip bozo bald LR loser shut up shut up I got this
shit trust trust man trust we have a chance to do some serious damage here before jumping
into combat let's make sure we make the most of our advantage okay you should be able
to hack into that thing safety protocols and stabilize it Shen is uploading the
fix right the same squad it's just a bit it's like the end of the tutorial or
whatever we're not sure whether to chalk it up to training or a stricter mind
control more full covers yeah everyone's fully covered you now we get the
ambush and they're fucked.
Overwatch. I'm gonna Overwatch. Can everyone Overwatch? I mean he's kind of far away. I'm
just gonna test it and see what happens. Overwatch. Overwatch. Overwatch. I thought she would shoot
him there. Guess not. So how long will Overwatch last until I move or what? Okay, that's the
the guy I can hit. Well, at least still haven't seen us, so we're good. We could go here and
go for a little kill. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is good shit. 70% to insta kill
this three to five he has four health I mean surely this is kill
these guys make up the bulk of the advent forces we've dealt with their
So Overwatch doesn't work anymore?
Oh great, now that guy's alive. 48%
There is cover here.
Go here.
56, but he's right there!
Fuck rookie. You got this.
Missed!
Yeah, no shit.
58? Can you kill him?
Rangers are uniquely equipped for close quarters combat.
Oh, yeah, so now I can see here where it's gonna attack.
What does that red shield mean there?
Means I'm not covered or what?
After it?
Oh, now it doesn't even show anymore.
Weird.
That I'll be flanked.
Okay, it doesn't show anymore now, though, so I'm not sure what's up with that.
But I think it sounds good. Fuck it.
Stop!
Pussy!
32?
I mean, we could move up and then just sit right in front of him and surely I'll hit
him.
like what if I just go here I think yes but I had another turn
44%!
This is so tough.
44!
I mean, he has high cover, I guess, so, yeah.
our grenades hold up let me let me let me switch you fuck that's gonna put you
there that sucks this would have been really good if I can move there without
using all of it maybe if you go here
65% chance we could kill this guy I don't need to roll a four or five huge
Gaming huge gaming I'm taking the chance. I'm taking it
Oh wait, this is a flank in it
72
Okay Jane Kelly we got high guard there I got it okay we stay on this side maybe
we're good let's just sit here let's just go here go welcome to high guard 34
percent
This is three to four damage it shreds armor
And I could remove his cover my lap is if I
Do this I
Mean you'd never know unless you try I guess fucking I'm gonna I'm gonna pop this shit wait
It will cause the damage to a friendly. Yeah, okay. Okay. I figure it had to test it
What if I go here and I overwatch I won't be able to overwatch yet, but I think this is good
I have a great game plan. I have a really good game plan
Commander we're running out of time here. No, no, no, we're not we're fine. Yeah. I know I know come on come on come on
Come on come on come on come on come on come on come on. Yeah you overwatch
You go here
target position now and you can also
overwatch double overwatch and then we
got to move up we have to move up or
we're toasted shit yeah I'd love to
maybe fuck I'm gonna get flanked if I
go in here in it okay maybe we go
here first there's no fire there let's
go here closing on target position now
yes yes yes yes yes yes okay I could go
here maybe I don't know where they are
they're over there okay yeah fuck it
whatever I'm going okay got a risk it
for the biscuit okay okay okay
I can't climb up there.
Where's the ale mouse?
No ale mouse.
Okay, that's full cover.
Then I can cover from everything.
Fuck it, I'm yoloing.
She is shocking and melly godlike play
So I need to hack this shit
Choose a hack reward five yeah fucking whatever
5% chance, I think. Okay, well we did it. We did it. I don't know. There we go.
I mean, I'll do it when I've heard this a bit.
Cuz I haven't heard these tracks. Okay, I gotta kill all the targets now.
You have full cover there already. I think you're just gonna overwatch.
And you can also overwatch, and I'll let them come in here.
You could go, ah, too bad I can't move there. That sucks.
I would have been so nice.
Fuck it.
No sub challenge?
How about for every mischievous creature?
One sub.
One new friend would be already here, Elaine.
Nope.
No.
Where did they go?
I guess they're out in the dark there.
I'm trying to set up so I can like...
Well, me I gotta kill them in the forest here.
No, Shadow Facts going great. I'm doing the the first real like this is like the end of this tutorial. I guess there they are, okay
Aha overwatch
You mean not
Sectoids first encountered during the invasion. Their genetic structure now includes DNA
They are stronger than ever
Overwatch! You just fucking friendly fire!
Adjusting aim
Yeah, you better adjust your fucking aim Jesus Christ
That shit was embarrassing. All right. I'm gonna go here
And this guy is like out in the open kind of 70% let's go
Three to five you just need to roll a four or five come on come on come on
Yeah, no shit negative damage
There's the alien that alien is really fucking scary if I could
maybe move this aliens gonna move here if I go I'll come flank by this guy I
could sit here and get maybe a shot at the alien or on this guy I can't even
choose the alien no I can 26% now try to kill this guy 65% come on
Here's 4 health. Let you got this, please.
No, it's good.
How do you have 50% change? You have the upper land!
This makes no sense!
I'm taking a shot.
Yes! Good. Okay.
Fucking aye.
No longer a threat.
We have to focus that alien hard.
And we're doing that by going here.
In the air.
This is some high-level gameplay.
You'll need those grenades for X-con 3.
Yeah, of course.
I'm letting the alien come to me, that's the thing, alright?
If I overwatch here, it's gonna jump over and I'm gonna get a shot.
Looks like first percentages of taking time overwatch
Motherfuckers running that amazing work, Mr. Jazz even in a game where you don't
Fucking alien is the the ins the big gimmick here
The aliens are found a way to mind control them. Yeah, I think if I kill the alien though the mind control units will die
They certainly make it look like
No, no, no, no, no, no
Marked
Okay, okay. Yes wait we can flank the alien. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go go go go
was that because of marking I didn't see no overwatch 46 he's out in the open on top
But the truck! Yeah!
I mean I have to take the...
This is...
What's my flank for then? I have to...
I can't reach with a grenade. It's too fucking far.
I gotta go for it. I gotta go for it. I'm fucking doing it
Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Yes, that's good. It's some damage, you know, it's some damage
If you could then hop over here so you don't
Is he within I I think he's within here fucking I'm doing it
yeah yeah all right that was tight wait is he on fire no but he's blocked by
fire though okay um we are fully covered here on the move let's go Jane
I can't move.
I'm on the move
Wait, I didn't see he was
We have full cover so we're good. Oh
You have to reload okay, I mean I have grenades though fucking
Grenade this asshole
Yeah, you've got a reloader going oh, yeah
Okay, I you know what hunker down I
Don't want you to die. I think I'm gonna hunker
What is this? Care unit? Oh yeah, someone died right there. I forgot about that.
34%. What if he's gonna move though? I have no grenades. I would need to flank. I think this
guy's gonna flank and this will cover fire if this guy tries to move. That's my game plan right here.
oh well he did try to move and he ate six
damage for it pussy all right no no no
no you have to reload wait what about
you mainly him finish him it's fucking
over slash slash
target disabled status condition
accomplished but I wanted to bring the
bodies back anyways okay I think tutorial
is done or something that was cool
rating fair yeah that's fair that's fair
that's cool yeah
time for twitch immigration our bodies are automatically retreated if you don't
even
the victory today is a minor footnote in history a small bump on the path of salvation the elders have set forth for us
a few of our people learn well-deserved promotions commander I'm guessing
Shan will probably want to have a word with you too memorialize you can take a
picture now these aren't chatters operating some of our most advanced
Specialists deploy robotic drones on the battlefield that can be output into the combat field better.
Whoa! Cool!
AID protocol, command your gremlin to move to a friendly target.
It grants that target to blow into the defense until the start of the next player turn. Okay.
Okay
Not bombard combat intelligence specialist abilities
What is this handshake thing
Each of our soldiers has a unique relationship with their squad
Okay
Okay interesting
Cool
cool I don't know if I was supposed to click
what was this I have made some interesting discoveries as they relate to
the implant we removed from the earlier I get sick toys what a gimmick enemy
yeah well physical I just need to get out of this like tutorial face I can start
the actual like grinds.
You never did tutorials to know what was going on?
Oh, you never did these mission salad, okay.
Yeah, cuz I'm learning about like this whole hub thing
Okay reworked your upholsters with the puns I salvaged from your old engine should fix that stabilization problem you have
Come on
Commander getting our tech to talk to theirs harder than you think
I think.
Lily Shen, Chief Engineer at your service.
You are probably expecting to see my father.
In all that's happened, I'm guessing Central didn't tell you yet.
He's gone.
Dad gave everything he had to get us this far.
This entire ship is his life's work.
He would have loved to show you around the place himself
He used to talk about you alone
You can be sure I'm ready to finish what he started might not look it
That's for his game
Okay
I can't promise any miracles commander. So medkits. They're supposed to Eric to see Lennox on.
I suggest we get started with a medkit. It'll probably come in handy sooner rather than later.
I have a 175 supply commander. Looks like Tygan has made progress on his research. We should meet him in the lab.
passing a vast amount of data directly to your cerebral cortex. With the primary
connection severed much of that data is lost. Several fragments do remain however
ghosts if you will observe. Tactical combat simulations, war games, the sheer
volume of encounters you were processing was astounding. It is truly
remarkable that you survived as long as you did though this may seem
Disconcerting there is still some good news. This chip bears a striking resemblance to a medical implant
I briefly assisted in developing at the gene therapy clinic in New Providence
My understanding was that the implants were intended for high-ranking. I've been offices only
Captains or above
Retrieving a chip from such an officer would be the only way to know for certain
A greater understanding of these implants would undoubtedly benefit us all this is still tutorial
I know because when I was trying the twitch integration thing and I skipped the tutorial
I haven't seen where like I know the mission it puts you in and I haven't been there yet
So this is still tutorial
The admin offices have clearly been modified to allow for their subordinates to receive new ordinance cyanically the implanted chip is the key
Modular weapons. Magnetic rifles used by Advent's forces are incredibly complex weapons. The rifles themselves self-destruct when their original operator dies. But with a little effort we might be able to use any recovered parts to improve our soldiers' phone weapons.
I do find that area of research to be among the more intriguing options available.
We'll begin work immediately. I'll send word when a complete report is available.
Looks like Shen got that converter up and running, Commander. We're ready for you on the bridge.
I think we got something here despite all of Advent's efforts there are still people
Refuse to believe their lies and it's time. We let them you will not get the same start mission that you've got without
tutorials first operation, sir
Given our crew maybe I can just start from out away the sky ranger could reach that position who said anything about the sky ranger
Shit status report. Well, then I'm just gonna start because I just wanted to get a feel for the game
Thank you, gosh, I don't think I'm going to do it now, uh, we can officially start because
now I got a feel I know how it works.
Okay, yeah.
Seems like a good time to do it now.
It says difficulty here, cool.
It says easy, camera isn't it.
But yeah, let's do it then.
Let's do it then.
I think I can, I guess just alt F4 or something.
Commander, it looks like Shen trapped a medkit for us.
We should equip one of our soldiers with it before they deploy.
the one person can use it. Oh, oh shit. Jesus Christ. Molly Markey. You don't have to type
in chat in well actually maybe do I don't remember we'll see okay so I can't open
the menu to like actually exit here I guess I gotta launch the mission
the squad is ready to deploy on your order commander I chance not now I need
to restart the game and everything like the official grind starts now I just
to quit the desktop, alright? And then we start fresh. Because now I see how the game works, so
let's see here. Put the desktop. Okay, you.
Here's the integration. Very good. So you gotta go here. I guess new mode launcher is what I use.
that worked so then it launches this manage the modes enable all of these
because it won't work without this one apparently and that should be it and then
play war of the shawls I can't do lost in them DLC cafe softlocks the game with
the integration. Apparently. Oh, you can do the DLC just in all the tutorial. Oh, that's
what it was. Okay. Yeah, here. I'll disagree. So, now, new game. Commander? Yeah, Solid
said legend was he tried it for an hour. Oh, there's no tutorial for legend. I mean, how
hard can legend be? Let's be real here. So, shouldn't there be a box here? Maybe it's
I'm just happy to practice the next...
Oh yeah, because Legend doesn't have tutorial.
That's why I uh...
We'll try one on Legend, fuck it, we'll just see how it is.
Uh, yeah, so, Honest Man is...
Iron Man, but because this game is like glitchy or something...
You know? Iron Man tends to save files corrupt. Yeah, exactly. So it's honest, man.
Am I missing them all? No, Highlander. No, no, no, I have that. It just showed up. It's there.
For some reason every time you open this menu, Twitch integration is not on, but yeah, it's
kind of weird.
Enable emote command, yada yada yada, yep.
So if I save an exit now and then I open it up again, mode setting, yeah, then it's
like this.
Wait what?
wait what what's up maybe you'll see the fifth time would you say so let's see
go to advanced options and turn on double turn timers for some emissions oh
okay all right go to advanced options advanced options
Advanced options. Advanced options. Where is advanced options?
Double, uh, that's cheating. Salad, apparently that's cheating.
When starting game. Apparently that's cheating.
DLC2 not loaded, required. Maybe I need to fix this.
Or is this fine? I have um...
The switch integration already works, I've already tested it so...
I don't have Fallen, I don't have the Alien Hunters plugin.
Okay I mean I guess I'll get the Alien Hunters plugin then.
Just to make sure everything works.
Why not?
a man was called logged in here alien hunters come Highlander
alien hunt I think is this one yeah yeah it's this one it's that one
subscribe, then it's gonna install it, random stop of some sort, yeah kind of
forgot this as well, I'm sure I did it though, apparently I can't see it, let's
get an error. All right now we should be good. Salad settings, play on easy, turn
on double turn timer, reload only if the turn you make doesn't go how you
expected honest man, why are we letting this fraud as I said, holy chatting.
Okay, there we go. Now hopefully no error message. Let's go.
I'm probably not going to play on Legendary. I just wanted to try it to see how it is.
Oh, no error message now. Yeah, no error message. Good. Okay.
Mode setting. Yeah, X emotes. So, we're just gonna make sure this works. It should work.
I've already tested it. New game. Fuck, I'll go Commander. Or le- try one on legend.
Fuck it, let's try one on Legend and see how it is.
I know I'm gonna die, but without.
It's the ultimate XCOM experience.
Yeah, but the reason people don't play on Iron Man is because the game is like glitchy
and it like corrupts your saver some shit sometimes.
So you do Honest Man instead.
So what about these?
What was that?
You must disable the integrated content and select the two deals if you want two special missions.
I just don't want the plug-in to fucking break.
Alrighty then.
Man, this is getting good already, Bobkeek.
I'll just do this shit, I guess.
Shen's last gift.
New soldier class.
Just disable top option.
It removes tutorial.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Yeah, but we just did this, so, yeah.
We just did that.
about these other ones are they fine or will they break I didn't oh my god how
many tutorials are there fine is this okay cool you don't need it okay fine
that we're good then let's just start make sure what one thing at a time the
DLC tutorial but is the DLC the one tutorial that breaks if you have the
twitch integration
all this is the one that okay that's why you have to disable it okay
fucking let's go
let's make sure one thing at a time works
this is the same as before
but I don't know for how long
you've seen this
way too much security
even for yeah it is it is that's no one
same cutscene
so one thing at a time let's see
neutralize any hostile contacts and secure the site menace one five
We have a fix on the target. Move to place the export charges at the designated position.
Bad dragon princess. Great. Who was chosen as enemies? I don't see the enemies yet, so we don't know.
So here's how it works, right? Enemies are random chatters. I get to choose who these are going
to be. So let's put this guy as- let's put him as me, right? If I now type in chat, like,
I think it's Ex-imation Mark X Chat 4-Head.
Is it X Chat? X something? X... X something?
It's X Say. Okay.
4-Head?
4-Head, yeah.
Then it shows up like that.
It shows up here.
So, if I choose, uh, I, who wants to go with this shit?
Who should be Rory Morrison?
Give me my character, which character are you then salad? I don't know
So there's two commands is exclamation mark X say and there's exclamation mark X emotes I believe
Use nightbot yeah
okay I think I yummy can you try are you open to bribery sir send me not right
now we just gotta make sure everything works can you do exclamation mark x say
and then just fucking type whatever so we can see if it works yet chat only
him yeah there you go yeah now the enemies can also do this but we don't know
who has chosen as enemies right now so that will be a surprise you can also do
exclamation mark X emotes but I think that's just let me see what that does
Actually
Oh, yeah forehead
Now there's a forehead next to my character, so you get to choose which emote you want next to your character
Mr. John wait, oh you're one of the bad guys aren't you?
Anyways, alright, we're gonna die here. We just want to make sure everything's working
So
Just move on fucking wait, what is this what is this profile picture you have I don't have a profile picture
Hey, I see raffle winners here. Yeah, I don't think that's all of them though, but we'll see we'll see
You gotta be good to have one yeah, we'll see how good you are when I shoot you in the face. All right. Oh
Yeah, I need to change owners on the other students are born in the shadows. What the hell's a reaper? Okay cold harsh world
That was waiting. Well edgy. We rely on stealth and long-range attacks
Okay, and our marksmen are unmatched by even always like a sniper
Okay, they use an advanced form of consumer called shadow which only has a chance to break after taking action
Consecutive actions increase the chance of being revealed while in shadow repers have increased mobility and their enemies have a smaller detection radius
Claymore ah
You throw it
Or you can shoot it or you can trigger it, okay, I think salad wanted to be this one
Put an email it makes your name solid from time because I was up late watching
there's no third-party emotes though I'm pretty sure
I can get there these guys make up the bulk of the advent force
They're disciplined and well equipped but their obedience makes them predictable
So why is legend difficulty so hard anyways?
That's what I'm wondering
Oh what? Oh!
Nice
I am, but the enemies. So this is some kind of watchtower?
Can you disable that shit? We'll learn as we go. I don't know where these guys went.
Oh yeah, there's one person left. Yeah, here.
Oh
Would you have an overlay to track the number of attempts like salad the guano update as well
His head would not be entirely well because of the ice hit Steve the 19th. Hi. Yeah, I hope he recovers finally Grisio
And thank you yeah, I could have a but right now we're just making sure everything works because I'm not gonna play on legend
I'm pretty sure it sounds like it's mega rigged
All right, we have our battlers
How do you get a profile picture instead of the ant war
Whoa the stealthing is crazy
surely we got this I don't believe it for a second
oh it's default by the mod
okay I mean I can hop down and be in cover I just don't know where they're
gonna come from you know we just got a place for seaforce
I'm going in.
Now I think you're gonna sit here to be honest.
I guess it must have been the wind.
I mean, you have like the insane sniper and shit, and you could over-latch
Or just like sit over here, fuck it, sit over here
Yeah, yeah, you go where you're needed, yeah, that sounds good
Just over-latch, fuck it
Uh-oh, uh-oh
I thought over-latch would work on that
Okay, we're gonna grenade. This is a prime grenade, dude
Yeah
Ma
It's fine it's fine no big deal
I say we just fucking made stuff to be honest
this guy has a 1% less chance what yeah fucking wait hold up how about salad
uh oh look at this
damn he's insane
not revealed okay good nice I am 67% oh no this
This is Yami, uh, 48.
Yami, can you land a 67% Yami?
Surely, right?
Kill Mr. John him.
Come on, do it.
Yeah!
Okay, dream skate, 32.
You don't have a slash.
You have a grenade.
We could just grenade him out so we don't let him do shit.
Oh
Rip of Bozo
Okay, well that was an easy mission I'm going in
I
Don't like this sir
But what oh you're dead you can't talk
Reloaditis
Okay, Yami, you're gonna come down, I just- Yeah, this is a bit- Obviously there's gonna
be more enemies, I just don't know where.
Have a nice day.
Fight! No! You're a gimmick!
Final doji.
psionic potential wait but we could fire this easily 59% 46 we could get even
closer oh shit we have to plant though but you can plant on can you plant no
you have to plant there fuck okay well shit we need to kill that ASAP that's
It's more important than planting right now.
WHAT?!
Oh fuck, I'm flanked.
Yikes.
You're not flanked here, and you could shoot.
Thing is, this guy is the problem.
Am I going to send you to your death dream ski?
Maybe.
Cause if I kill these, they're just gonna get resurrected by him anyways.
Fuck it, I'm doing it.
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah.
Okay, uh...
I didn't realize that was double time.
Yeah, you're dead. But it's alright. It's okay.
Okay, that's very interesting actually. Um, did you go here?
How far can you throw this?
Fuck it, try it.
Tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, I need to hit this guy.
48% fuck it, whatever, let's go for it.
Good shit, good shit, good shit.
I'm fully covered there, there's no way.
I'm under fire!
I'm not gonna complete it!
Fuck off! You're not gonna hit that.
Shit.
No respite for the dead. The aliens have found a way to mind control them now.
Oh, CR tank is here too. Okay, is it my turn to play the game?
We lost one! Commander, we're taking heavy losses. We may have to adjust our approach.
I am on the move.
No, no, no, wait, wait.
I just- I double clicked one and it shot the-
I was spam clicking it because I was gonna shoot him.
Whatever.
Fucking gimmicks.
How is this 36?
This is for you.
Okay, don't double-click the shooting. That's bad.
this is just a test on legend by the way obviously what is he doing there's
spaghetti all over
is it be emming I think he's be emming
Man, the Reaper is insane, they're very powerful.
Man, I can't hit the alien though.
Maybe if I flank over here, where is the alien?
I mean, it's over anyway.
Yep.
OK, so that will reveal his stealth.
OK, that's cool.
Alien, I see you.
Kill him.
Remember, they're not the weaklings.
They're not the weaklings.
They're always avoided.
Is that Green Bar XP?
There's no way he's so low-carried. Yeah, okay. Yeah, you can shoot from there when I'm behind full cover
Epic. Okay. That was just a test on legend. Now we officially start. Main menu exit.
Let's go. Here we go. It starts.
Oh, yeah, monster. That sounds me a gas. Let's go. I am the commander. I am experienced player.
Let's see. Everything else is good. We're good. We're good. And everything is as it should, yes.
all right let's go first official run starts now oh yeah physical sure you
can be put on the first team so the map is different though it's the same stuff
but it looks like the map might be different
Oh, yeah shit is
Move to place the export charges. Oh, yeah, do you have to enable this every time?
I'm not sure
No, there we go
Okay salad you want to be the
Who do I'm not solid me physical chat you don't have to type anything to join
skirmisher they can fire their bullpup and move in any order on their turn or
they can even shoot twice on their turn of desire the grapple adds to their
versatility allowing skirmishers to quickly traverse the battlefield and get into
advantageous positions
oh shit okay the skirmishers pretty cool so here you can go to an elevator
position all right the official one starts now let's go I'll put you as
this one physical how do I spell your name is it just physical can you test it
all right next costia
Uhhh...
Ficycle. It's Ficycle, dude.
Okay, no, Pilios. It's just not Pilios, right? I don't want to underscore anything.
I'll make you smell my feet, alien scum. Fuck yeah, alright, it's working. We're good.
Hey, you!
Who dang?
Sure, Kavus.
Do you have an underscore in your name?
I don't remember.
I don't think you do.
do yeah you do okay I think I have to type it exactly or it won't like you you
won't show up or whatever all right cool let's see so
that's an assault rifle they all have us no that's the bull poop yeah okay so
that's all that's what we have okay okay any advantageous positions we could
use here yeah okay this is kind of sick
actually that's kind of cool
utilizing book cool that's really sick
Hey you!
Fucking, why not?
Alright, Nopoleos, move out.
Sorry, thank you for all the subs and reasons that I will catch up. I'm just trying to learn the game.
Thank you, everybody.
There they are!
I see it. Yeah, we gotta kill that.
I mean, we have a grappling hook with physical.
Alright.
Kinda scary. Is there other dudes? I mean, there will be other dudes for sure.
I have a game plan. I have a game plan for sure
Good to go.
Rolling out.
Is that a pigeon?
Oh, fuck.
We can't actually climb up here unless we have a grappling hook, I'm guessing.
Shit.
What's over here anyways?
It's really scary where you don't know how the map is.
Alright, I got this shit, I got this shit.
Cabus!
Oh, cocky, go!
Beautiful.
Do you have your own face?
Go, go, go!
You are here.
Oh, this is a turn cooldown on this one. Okay.
She'll be fine. You'll be fine.
We're staying safe. We're staying safe.
We could definitely try like the double flank, dude. I believe you.
Wait, who the hell are these guys?
What the hell?
Oh my god, crime grenade dude.
I could probably take out this entire group.
Go that. I think- I think both-
Wait, hold up. Cabus, cabus, cabus, cabus.
Cabus.
Shit!
You need to be a little bit closer.
But I can't move here.
Fuck.
That would have been prime grenade right there.
Nopey.
in physicals here okay
all dude this is good
I actually have a game I have a game plan fuck this is
yeah I have a game plan as you were have a game
not always can't move
okay okay
Ah, if I was a l- if not, the liaison's just a little bit closer.
But maybe it's fine if he just stays out here, you know?
Maybe they can just stay here, and then just kill them, and like...
I think so.
I- dude, I think it's fine.
I think it's fine.
Fuck it, I'm gonna test this.
Hi guys.
So, I mean, they're not gonna get a turn, right? Or maybe they will. Hold up, you still
have one left, right? Let's see. This is how it works. This might be a throw. Okay, so
I'm gonna- Hello? Where'd you- Where'd you- Where'd you go? Wait, is it because I can't-
Fuck, I lost- I mean, I know where they are, though. They're over here.
Had to test it. Oh, shit!
Fuck, I don't see- I'm gonna blind throw, fuck it.
You're over here somewhere.
You can't hide forever.
Yeah, I'm probably fucked now.
Okay, let's see, let's see.
Wait.
56% chance to kill Nootsbooth.
Okay.
What if I just like, get really, really, really in there to make sure I hit him?
Like, really in there.
Okay, nice work!
Nice work!
Fuck, I can't grapple here, um...
Do you only have one move left? You do, yeah.
Uh, where's the enemy? They're indoors.
I mean, I could overwatch.
No, I should move up here and get a better angle.
I'm on it.
come on don't fuck don't fuck this up all right
Shit, you do not have a lot of health, not the Leos.
But they will still survive, right?
Like, if I win.
Or whatever.
Wait, oh yeah.
Hold up, go behind cover first.
I'm getting used to all these like camera angles and shit.
You got this! Come on!
Fuck yeah!
That's how it's done!
Great position.
To that position.
100%!
What a gamer! I mean, you might still deal 3 damage though.
I
Said something with a bullet book however wait X comes cute X coming one of them for the height advantage slump
Okay
Hi
Who is this righteous crispy? Oh, you're just you're like a civilian chilling about on your order
34? You don't have a grenade either. Shit, I really don't want you to die.
Can't you like hide indoors? Then you're probably safe.
Just sit in here, fuck it.
Because I think more enemies are gonna spawn.
Where?
Well, the thing is this guy's flanked, so he's gonna try to move and when he does, he's
dead.
I'm scanning.
Uh-oh.
What the fuck, man?
Shot wide.
I'm under fire!
Okay, there's like aliens or something happening over here.
I don't know what.
Little bit scared.
Yeah, something you don't see every day.
Save me? Yeah, maybe. We'll see. We'll see. I need to go here and plant four charges.
And the quicker I do that, the better.
Okay, it's because no... Can I see my ammo? Oh, there's my ammo. Okay, yeah.
I mean we got to do this I just
There's something you don't see every day
Yeah you're dead okay uh sorry I'm using the controls here 80 percent I mean you
got this just just murder him
Area is secure we're not picking up any inbound
contacts scanners are clear lettuce one five we have a limited window to act
before advent response we need to get those charges planted on the devil
okay
menace one five rendezvous easy game they said this was hard what
so easy excellent oh it's so easy
and care about things 142 and I only have twitch integration
So if I die, well if I die I need to restart from this mission again, yeah.
Shit.
Most cohesion.
Damn, Napalios ain't looking good.
It doesn't show their names here, which is kind of weird, since you do rename them, but...
Operating some of our most advanced equipment.
Specialists, deploy robotic drones on the battlefield.
There can be outtakes on battlefield, many.
No, Skellopop, I don't think so.
Yes, we saw this one before.
cool aid protocol the mall doesn't rename the character only assign them as
this person let's this character chat oh that's what it is okay I got ya thank
you damn what are you gonna colonel dude the ranger serves as our primary
reconnaissance capable of moving independently in concealment while you
You can't rename them manually. You can. Okay, we gotta do that then.
All right, we got the blade unlocked.
Slash.
I guess they will bomb, like, automatically.
Holy shit. Damn. Sick. Holy shit.
Grenade launching if our grenades rather than throwing them. Greater range and grenade
capacity nice that's super sick all right so you can rename these if you want
okay so now we can research lab sir
impressive isn't it sure nothing else I remember generating immense power you're
completely harmless to human life if only the same could be said for the rest
we see this in the end technology for a member of it Dr. Richard Tygan chief
science yeah we saw this yeah so we've seen this already all right we got
research for what for modular weapons hybrid materials alien biotech and
experimental weapons I mean I like modular weapons
area of research to be among the more okay options available will be yeah
yeah man and we saw this cutscene so here we can build items different some of
These things can make a medikit with a few supplies
Anything we need in no time
We've already seen this part of the story a smoke grenade weapons, okay, there's no weapon armor smoke grenade
Nice okay flash bang
Okay, that actually sounds pretty good since you have two turns
They probably could have saved a lot of time repairing the ship's systems
If we had any idea how to translate their language here, you can recruit your soldiers
Got out here. I haven't restarted. This is my first run
We're sweet then
I have to hand it to them what these recruits lack in experience they make up foreign grit
Oh, Armander. Good to see you on your feet again. Welcome to the bridge, the nerve center
of our operation.
That one's gotten a lot further than I thought it would. I did the first mission!
Advent controls everything. Government, communications, industry. Not to mention,
the military. And it's on us to take it all back.
I want to say this again real quick.
It'll be up to you to decide how to best use both.
The ship is yours.
Okay, yeah.
So this is when we, uh, of course you can't not believe us.
So far these skirmishers have been true to their word.
Their operative has just relayed the coordinates of their acting headquarters here,
which considering their history is a big step for them.
It'd be worth spending some time here to investigate the area
area and meet their leader, Betos.
You know them as they were, the soldiers of Advent.
Now they are free to choose.
If you stay your course commander, they will stand with you until the end.
My kind were once the puppets of Advent.
Mew faction orders, decoys and deceptions, information.
Recover Luit resistance order.
their bonds broken are driven to fight the elders with a rage that cannot be stopped.
Commander, after our recent success members of the resistance in East Asia brought us reports
of activity we may want to investigate.
One of our resistance contacts just tipped us off to a site that may be worth investigating.
Avenger, plotting new course.
Sure, fuck it, why not?
Commander, the Avengers remote scanning capabilities will help us search the area for clues or
other resources. It's going to take some time though. We've got a lot of ground to cover.
So this is supply drop, okay.
I mean we'll see what this is.
I think you will find our results have exceeded expectations.
Modular weapons.
New research available, magnetic weapons and weapon upgrades.
Research in the Abbey Module weapons has allowed us to reverse engineer their system for our
own use.
Any weapon upgrades found in the field cannot be attached directly to our soldiers weapons
to provide tactical bonuses.
Science team had a noble idea related to alien biotech.
If we begin research immediately, we should obtain results faster than usual.
If we begin another research project instead of acting on mis-inspiration, the option
will be lost. Okay. Inspired. What does Inspire entail? That it's faster. Okay, yeah, it sounds
It sounded like that. Fuck it, I'll do that.
So let's go.
Design is the season to begin, Commander.
What about these rooms?
Locked.
There's room for us to expand our facilities on board the Avenger, Commander.
OK.
We'll need more engineers to clear up space for construction first.
So here you can build stuff.
Training Center, established stronger bombs.
Okay, you can purchase additional tactical abilities.
Power Relay, increased total power output of the Avenger, further expansion and upgrades.
Without Mojiz, thanks to his 7th Scarge, his 6th 2-Aggiles, 9th to 2-Affcator, 5th to 1-Averse,
Refel, 3th to 7th, and Balmer, Mark, Hayesville, Lilbelle, thank you.
Avengers! Assemble!
Increase the number of soldiers we can take. Oh wait, increase the number of soldiers we can take on a single mission?
This one has an exclamation mark.
And now it makes it a 10 man!
Thank you, thank you.
I mean y'all build this
So here you can clear alien debris to get more supplies
Okay, so then you gotta recruit an engineer to do this. Okay
One thing at a time, one thing at a time. So you gotta clear adjacent rooms
So we need to recruit an engineer
does it say what they are time instant costs these are soldiers soldiers I have no engineers
I just get it for missions. Okay, I see. Cool.
Alright. Starting to get into the bit?
Hello, Commander.
Work is well underway.
We are researching alien pilot tech.
Before my research is complete.
Okay. Let's go then.
Yeah, Mr. Jell, thanks for the 8.
So this takes two days.
Um...
Skirmisher HQ built faster.
I mean, I guess I'll finish this and see what happens.
Complete a rumour.
Sick.
The ground nearby was literally shell casings and scorched from the impact of energy weapons.
While examining the seemingly desolate area, a lone veteran who had come to the scene
with salvage for barter approached our squad hoping to do business.
Took very little convincing for them to join our ranks a sharpshooter
Suk min sushin
Just like it sounds our sharpshooters engage enemy targets with pinpoint accuracy from extreme range
They're also trained at pistol marksmanship for the occasional close encounter
After our reason says members of the system abroad, yeah, activity, okay, not now.
So, you build faster here.
I'm trying to kind of understand what's going on on these things, because I build
faster here, but then I can go here.
Hold up.
Armory?
Oh, you can see it.
Oh, this is nice, because then I can easily rename them if I want to.
To who's talking
It said that guy was chilling in the armory if I'm not mistaken
Wow good photo amazing
No, you don't need to spam anything it automatically choose this people
All right, uh, fuck it, we do this thing, man.
We investigate this part and see what we get out of it.
Alien biotech should be done now.
I'm much of my own research based upon this simple design, from where I had lost.
Ah, Commander, excellent timing.
There's been some progress.
I've managed to break down several key components of the ship and plant it into your skull.
My analysis reveals that its primary function was that of a condor, passing a vast amount
data directly to your cerebral cortex with the primary connection severed much of that data is
lost several fragments we've seen this already ghosts if you will new objective the admin
officers have clearly been modified to allow for this yeah we saw this already new order
infirmary nummies they can be staffed here to remove negative traits and acquired in combat
The hyperbidermodule upgraded us for temporary suspension of a soldier's health
to the duration of any single combat deployment.
Commence.
During the course of our research, we made a startling breakthrough
that has led us to another potential avenue of study.
However, if we are to proceed down this path,
we must do so immediately,
or I fear we will lose our opportunity to return to it in the future.
Breakthrough.
I
Last for some form of communication to the alien hierarchy we were somewhat average system
I wonder what my we hear any lashings yet. No games fucking easy. It's easy
Was that this one he was talking about or this one
They have a job about plus one though, that's kind of tight. I only have one person as a pistol though the star is quest
But I'll get this I'm guessing
Yeah, I'm yeah, we we we we we we we all right. Let's get these then fuck it
As the reason you target okay
We'll have a better chance of finding openings to strike back at Advent as it is
We've already identified a potential target to disrupt the aliens operations in this region our window of opportunity is limited
So we'll have to move fast
Easy difficulty. Operation Skyfather.
So when do you win?
At the final mission. Okay. Alright. This sniper guy is not assigned, so...
I gotta fix that.
Okay, so we can edit the names here. Okay. Nice.
So then I could make this guy Cabba's.
Let me just see how this works.
You'll be ca- sorry.
Wait, what is SQ?
You'll be Kavis Deng, alright?
I'm only changing the first name, Squatty.
You're Squatty Kavis Deng.
And you'll be Nautilus Jackson.
this is physical physical do a McCallopay okay yeah Eliza Beth is not a
sign to anyone and neither is Mint you shim but we'll do that in game all good
So here you can choose if you want. Damn, look at that primary weapon. Dude, what are these called?
These characters? Like heavies or something? This is fucking crazy. Trash. Grenadier.
Grenadier. Skirmisher, sharpshooter specialist. Alright, let's go.
Oh, the last theme is the one that shows up.
Okay, I see.
Real city.
Begin mission.
Grenadier.
to Advent's network their operations across this entire region could be crippled.
Advent has constructed a psionic transmitter in this area tied directly into their primary
network. Our intel suggests destroying it while it's still connected will severely damage their
When left, all this pressure will be shown in preview, which enemies are visible.
Shit.
CV, which letters are big in your name?
There you go. Alright, you say you want to be the sharpshooter.
Fire the first enemy that moves it in your line of sight but only if you're revealed by
a pistol. Let me have a sniper. Okay, what is this? We could climb up. Yeah, you can
actually climb up there. I like that. I have no idea where the enemies are, though,
Which is kinda scary.
But I want you up there, fuck it, let's go here.
Oh fuck, okay, that's where they are.
Alright, okay.
Dolt and Entilier.
Okay.
Running.
Shh.
enemies we'll see there it's crazy
Got it!
What? No?
What? There was no red there?
There was no red thing there!
Mox!
What is that?
I call a scav.
Shit.
Oh, you could kill him roll of four ninety six percent
Why do you rule of three though?
Why is this one a yellow one?
Does it not take one of my turns if I use it?
All right, Calvis you better fucking hit this shit
Good shit
23
Hall of Farkin! Oh my god, the rain shell! This is crazy!
There you go!
I don't want you all up there, but go here, it can be kinda nice, it's very...
What?
Wait, we're running out of time. Wait delay. Oh, yeah shit. We have to delay it. Wait. I have to get all the way there
wait that's so fucking fast I can't make it that fast
that's insane
not that bad
that's an OB move dude what the fuck
That's a crazy move!
Five turn cooldown though!
I have the picture!
Repeater, PCS Agility.
Well I mean we're fucked though, because I need to make it to...
All the way there in two turns?
And I have no idea where the enemies are.
I mean, we just got a full send in, really.
Ah, fuck it, I'm on the move. Wait, what is this?
Wait, is this something I need to destroy?
Structure now includes human DNA. They are stronger than ever
Even greater psionic potential our readings indicate that really is feeding energy directly into their network
If you can destroy it it makes their efforts to isolate the transmitter. Okay, okay
Fuck is this
Okay, now in the March we garf. Yeah, you're gonna garf you're gonna march right into hell
So wait I can destroy these also
The latest isn't by disabling power relays. Yep. Is there one close to here? There's one over there. I
Mean maybe I could work with that
Let's try it seems doable
This should be good
Yeah, okay. Yeah, all right, I get it. I get to see if I had knowing that I wouldn't have a rushed canvas into hell over here
When the emergency came back now, dammit now!
No, no we don't.
Kava, shut up.
Oh my god, you're so fucked.
Oh!
Wait, he's mind-controlling you backwards.
Oh wait, no, you resist him, and then you...
Wait...
Okay.
I'm alright!
That was a good panic.
Okay, listen, that was actually a good panic, though.
29.
Alright, where's the alien?
Oh, fuck.
I don't like C.V. sitting there, because he has no health, and I didn't bring a medkit.
What we could do is, you could move over here, yeah, move over here, we have to delay by
shooting these, so that's good, but you can pistol overwatch in case this guy decides to
like, run in, you know?
Then he's fucked.
I'm doing it.
i got the game plan trust huge game plans
how much is that twenty nine okay
bucket
physical
trying to keep you alive here trying to keep you alive
you'll be fine
don't worry about it
there he is now I see him okay
fuck you don't have like big big shield there
If you go there you can probably get shot. Fuck you, go here.
Moving far.
Where's he moving? Oh, he does.
Oh, but...
Yep, Zeebe, come on!
They're moving right to side!
That's for when their turn ends.
It's fine, you're not dead.
I can bring your body back.
61% chance.
up what do you have 72 oh this is like a guaranteed kill basically
fuck why does that turn into a yellow one god damn it this alien oh fuck no
did did did did. I fuck I forgot about the damn relay thing the gimmick
Maybe you can hit it from over here fucking I'm just gonna go away
Yeah, that's alright that's okay
Oh the soy throw and I've already used you
Fuck all right, I mean we gotta shoot it
Yes, I do want to send it to to there. Yeah
Okay, uh, where's the next? There's one over there. Okay, there's one over there and then
we get there. I think we can make it, but we have to kinda like yolo it. We have to
I feel like kind of yolo it to be honest
Yeah, there's one there. Yeah, I think we can make this I believe
28% that's not a lot
All right, I think they can take care you got to go here just to make sure we get this
Let's go Cavus
What is he cooking?
we're taking some heavy losses commander, we may want to consider pulling out our remaining
people rather than lose the whole squad, I will not leave
Fuck I have a reload okay we only have these two left yikes oh shit we're dead it's over
It's over. There's nothing we can do about it.
I mean, two grenades and he's dead.
It's so- it's over.
Oh yeah, you can blow the hole in the wall. That's cool.
What is he cooking?
Wait, you can kill him now! You can kill him and free the mind control! It's fine!
Oh I want this loot.
Or fucking whatever.
Let's go!
HAHAHA!
Fucking green log!
Run, physical! Run! I'll be your dead no matter what. Can't you just grab- Wait, we'll go
upstairs! They can't touch you! They won't be able to touch you upstairs! I'm a genius!
A useful aid
I believe it's not gonna touch you it's not gonna touch you
It's gonna work. It's gonna work. No you fucking coward
No respite for the dead. The aliens have found a way to mind control them now.
We've lost contact with the squad commander. There are no survivors.
Epic! Nice! Cool! Well, I know the gimmick of that mission now. I know the gimmick of that mission.
okay the game crashed games and fuck it
we flushed itself that's all we're good
ah Malibu thinks 26 Bob Merit Mark Hayesville Lobo deadly monkey cup
Kofus hatch great big ol Logan burka and no luck. Thank you guys are the cruells demented
Bosch
Mannei I sub lethal agus x21 her radar the day to frozen ball 50 rubles x21 dark rumble for nine phones 28
Thank you guys. Thank you
All right, well fucking we go we go again. We just go again should be easy game. I
I don't think they can get pretty. I mean I can check but I doubt it. I don't think you can choose that
No, it doesn't look like it
Doesn't look like it. All right. I'm properly warmed up now though. I'm properly warmed up that I throw
Yeah, I forgot to reload my gun. We actually maybe could have had it if I didn't do that, but yeah
It's alright. It's okay
It's alright
Will I always have the same starting team?
I'm not sure
I like that the map is different every time like this is a different map now
Well that they won't be able to cover up so easily
Move to secure the target site and eliminate any hostile contacts in the area
We have a fix on the target move to place the export charges at the designated position
Well should be easy
That was the first death like unironically it was let's put some people in
If we're gonna get like insane
And bang up the thoughts
The thing is now I'm properly warmed up. I know how the classes work. I know how the gimmicks work
Like I know it all you know, I know it all yeah, we can have a recent
That's what honest man is
Not 54 not hundred and fifty four William is shake a pet pair, okay
sure the thing is oh wait you can't continue after you die no you can't
right or can you I don't remember like for honest man I mean
Oh, you can?
Oh, okay. Wait, so when do you have to restart for Honest Man?
Yeah, you're fucked, but you can still continue.
Okay, alright.
Well, okay, so I didn't need to restart there, but it's alright though.
You failed the mission but you lose the entire squad.
Okay, I see.
Alright, okay, so I didn't have to restart there.
so honest man just means no save scumming so you can save mid missions yeah so
that's what honest man means okay I see I get it then that was the warm-up you
restart if you lose a main story mission it wasn't that a main story mission I
I didn't know it wasn't. Maybe it wasn't.
Oh, failure on story missions or critical missions is forced to restart but not regular missions. Okay.
White Snake 777? Okay, yeah, you can be here.
Oh if you wipe this early it's GG anyways exactly yeah that's what I figured
that's what I figured yeah but next time I wipe I'm not gonna restart though
because I need to
skirmishers are created by the false gods of this world to serve and die as their pockets
we retain power and power and power and power and our prowess in battle
serves us well in our cause in close combat none can stand opposed to us
I mean I can give you king insane there is no pain paid to be selected though
hello Alar and chatters people have won a share that I finished track women holy
game didn't like it with this teasing at first yes guys have done more some now
x equals com 2 to 2 do not poke the ancient dragon holy shit your name as
long as hell all right let's go
rolling out okay no more restarts all good
I can't set it up for a raffle, yeah I can.
With stream elements.
Resets one, yeah, it's one.
Here we go.
Good to go.
Double time.
me a good cult damn how does twitch integration work it just randomly
picks people to be enemies you can also type in game and put emotes next to
your name like that
not close enough but that's alright
okay I wanted to climb that ladder but
it's okay
I'm trying to get a little
a little flank here or something you know
That is one five. You're near the target position
I think they're gonna come closer and then we're good. This is we're chilling here. We're good
Covering distance
Don't like that all of these are together though, but the enemy list I don't know how you show
enemy lists.
Yeah come closer.
Are you mean like over here? You mean this one?
This is good. I can move up now.
Good copy. Moving on target.
Thank you, Durfee.
Thank you.
They can't shoot you from there, Irfan.
Oh, you're dead.
Well, you're not dead, but...
But no, you're definitely not dead because I can flank them.
54, I don't trust that.
But if I go here...
They're not over-watching, no they're not.
Oh fuck, ah shit.
Shit.
Yay alright, let's go up high.
control fuck that guy's gonna flank yeah he is but if I we need to kill yeah
that guy's flanking hard fuck fuck fuck this is bold
what there
I don't like Namu Hio sitting there.
I'm flanked no matter what here and William can't even do anything so yeah it's over it's
it's so over.
He's fucking dead.
49, 46, 46, 30, 25.
Whatever, out of chance.
Oh!
Yes!
You're still dead, but...
Oh, I got one!
Got a casualty here!
Oh, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, you're fine.
Oh, he's marking!
Fuck, you're back to Gatecrasher.
Oh my god, let me play!
It's fine, it's alright.
Yeah, we are pinned down. We are. God.
That guy could die.
That guy could. This is the guy I'm scared of.
I mean we could probably both kill him though we could I could go here shoot him
in the ass and then you can go up and shoot him in the ass I have a plan I
swear if you fucking miss this
When do I get to fire twice with my bullpup anyways, it said they could.
does it just happen automatically?
I mean we can move up here and we're fine and surely you'll hit you'll hit this 48
God fucking dammit.
Just die!
Yeah, they have a hundred percent success rate.
yeah yeah they hit every shot every single time we're taking heavy losses we
may have to adjust our approach no shut up fucking dead on the first mission
49% of the mission
If I could just frag both of them that would have been so legendary.
It's a restart. I'm fucking back to Gatecrusher, I guess
How is this guy behind the pillar higher percent chance of hitting than the guy that's clear
What is this?
This is so ridiculous
Okay, I mean we got a kill though
Yeah, high cover is OP man.
I don't have any other dudes, right?
No I don't.
Shit.
I mean I could justice him.
I think I'm going to, even though it's going to- I mean it's just a restart.
It's simply just a restart anyways.
I don't care.
This game's so easy. So easy. Is there any other dude left?
Yeah, there should be. I'm on, uh, Commander.
Difficulty.
There should be another dude left somewhere. I don't know where though
All right easy the artist I've never played this before but games kind of easy
You guys got this
you're in a good spot here fuck you should have reloaded no yeah you
definitely got a reload where is the last dude I don't see him I I don't know
Are you behind the pillar?
Is he under...
Brithge?
I don't know.
Well, just reload your gun I guess.
I don't know where he is.
my man's chillin
where is he
what purpose the civilians do
I'm gonna overwatch
oh there you are you mother fuck
you're dead you're gonna get overwatch
so easy
watch that
Okay, well you're not gonna miss are you right? Oh
My god
Fucking hell
We won though we won we're good
fair yeah pretty bad but whatever we won dude we won good shit team good shit
commander
I know the robot fully aware.
Okay, not the best here, but we're good.
I'm starting to get how this works here.
I like the modular weapon.
I haven't tried other shirks.
Okay.
available will yeah you can reduce the
yapping in the options you can yeah we
noticed early on that the Avenger has
a tendency to dip forward when the
power core is under load which has the
engine reading the stabilizer issue
and I'm starting to think it's all just
okay we got a recruit school may not be
entirely quality hollivore said that is
It's not a Swedish name.
Alright, Molten Guy, you're up.
Yo, Svetlana.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Do you not have any pants?
six I never got around to asking you doctor but oh okay before the
finish and one thing I do have a biochemist in the family don't worry
allow me to be 15% chance of survival is definitely sustainable
campaign by aggregate let's do exclamation mark winner all the
other one hold on therapy clinics are these all the soldiers that I have
Yeah
I have so many soldiers why did I recruit? I didn't need to do that. Okay
Commander, no chat. Oh my god. I I have to tie the core exclamation mark winner
Okay, I'll do it when it's raining there, right?
It'd be worth spending some time here hit me with that gimmick mission a man and meet their leader they toast
Investigating these seems to be important. Well you build faster if you're there
Commander, one of our resistance contacts just tipped us off to a site that may be worth investigating.
Commander, the Avengers remote scanning capabilities will help us search the area for clues or other resources.
Commander.
It's going to take some time though. We've got a lot of ground to cover.
I have made a number of interesting discoveries.
Commander.
Make that research your priority, Commander.
Commander.
I'll notify you as soon as the report is done.
Drink every time they say Commander.
Dr. Shin's constant.
We're all dead.
Remnants of an incomplete out-of-insettlement were found through the area abandoned before
finishing construction of the project.
Our scans located at a small resistance cell nearby are responsible for the sabotage.
I'm gonna approach the express their interest in joining XCOM
alright
Super soldier
Drink every time you lose a unit while you'd only need to drink twice then because I'm not losing anymore
Yeah, who do you want to be a silly scott?
We'll have a better chance of finding like strike back at Advent our new job
target to disrupt the alien's operations in this region. Easy mission.
Our window of opportunity is limited, so we'll have to move fast.
For the Arctic Territories.
Your name is Thanos?
Yeah, you're wounded. Eight days. Okay. They're all rookies. They all suck. Jack Cawks.
That's a fucking name, Rookie Cops!
Dude, he's shirtless too, what the hell? What a beast.
Ah yo, get some meds, man.
Um, let's see, who wants to be Mr. Jack Cox?
Set Twitch username.
Exclamation mark winner, let's see, chat's too fucking fast.
DarkSaint07XRifle, you're Mr. Jack Cox.
Ah fuck, I can't even copy and paste the names, I gotta type it.
There.
I'll set this one.
Robillito.
You're bald.
Wait, where's MoultonGuy?
Where's MoultonGuy?
There.
All right, well, we have a pantsless and a shirtless one.
Oh, this is a great team. Amazing.
I thought you were like 74!
Alright, let's go.
Download civilian positioning data from exposed access points.
Wait, what?
Spotted enemy.
What the fuck? They work for the enemy!
Oh my god.
They work for the enemy!
I should kill all civilians.
Kill them all.
So I need to download civilian positioning data from exposed access points
That's the one over there, and then I just got out. Okay. That sounds easy enough
Let's all get up on the roof
thing is I don't know where they are
Oh, Richard, that's 57. There they are. Oh, flying piglets.
Fuck. Oh, this is... that's unfortunate.
Uhhhh...
Because you're exposed there.
It would have been nice if I could have sat there.
It would have been super.
Absolutely.
You don't have any grenades.
My timer blows.
This is for you!
DIE!
No cover for you!
No, no, no!
Fuck yeah.
Shit, don't sit so close.
I say we go over here.
We have one more move, right?
Yes, sir.
King insane
Could you get a shot off if you go here? Could you get a shot off if you go here?
100% oh man imagine if you crit
If you crit 40% chance
This alien is dead. It's dead. It's over. Come on King insane. Let's see if your name lives up to it
Oh, you fucking coward come back!
Okay, I like sitting up here, I really like sitting up here.
here. I mean we could rush up. Or just wait for them and see what they do. What are they
cooking, you know? Fuck it, let's all over watch. Let's all over watch and see what
they do over equals watch we're billy tell go here okay I'll go yeah move in
I'm over watching okay what are they doing now what are they cooking I did not
see what okay fire shit fuck all I can't climb up here because of fire okay
that's all right you know what we could enter the restaurant and see what's up
let's do it okay let's go ruby let's oh wait can he healers that a different
Don't tell me he can fucking heal.
He can, can't see.
Fuck.
Alright.
We gotta get there quickly.
We got to get there quickly we got a we got to show some balls that's the thing
They keep these trains running around the clock but you'll never see them loading or
I'm loading any cargo. At least not where anyone can see it.
Loot.
Grapple!
I'll use for late.
Okay, we got him exactly where we want them
Where the fuck are you? No, oh, there's two of them
Yeah, I'm trying dude how the hell am I supposed to get there in time
27% chance? 65 on that guy. 48.
You gotta be so quick for that.
Damn it, I wanna hit this alien!
44, I mean you're disoriented, so that makes sense.
Robbie, I could pull you back.
Then will you undisorient?
I could pull him back and he should be fine, I think.
I think he'll be fine.
There, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
When you hit the alien over there, 41% chance?
It's insanely mega over, of hell.
41 is basically zero.
Please don't kill her.
Why?
Why do you always roll the lowest in this game?
Every single time it's it's the lowest roll the lowest roll the watch it miss now by the way
That's fine
Yeah, I'm kind of pulling you back I don't want you to die but three turns
Three fucking turns man
Come on Dark Saints. I know exactly what to do. 65, 45, 27. I mean we gotta kill this
one though. 65 is good. I'll take my chance. With a crit!
Oh nice.
Do not. Do not. I'm hidden behind the wall.
The aliens have found a way to mind control them now.
9%?! I mean, you can move up... up here. Maybe get a higher. You should definitely be able
to kill that one. 58. I have a grenade. Take no chances. Take no fucking chances. Die.
Okay, the other Elimao is all the way there, but we gotta make a rush for in there.
This last place guy is in the way though, but we can move to full cover.
No, this mission is not over.
It's not over until I say so.
Robillito, you need to hit this.
You need 12 percent.
If you hit this.
If you hit this, it's so over.
If you hit this, Darksaint, 26% it's not impossible.
I can't even target the alien!
I
Mean I think I need the next turn will I have one more turn?
Yeah
Yeah, I
Think I can res stabilize stop a soldier from no, okay
I mean it's over whatever I'm killing the alien revenge 51% surely
I might as well restart I mean yeah I might as well restart it's gonna be a
Okay, so the thing is, on those missions, on those missions where you are on a timer, you need to run fast. You need to go fucking fast. Fast. Fast. Fast.
Without it, like, the problem is the time.
I know now though that was a good learn that was a good learn because civilians civilians
will tell other people, um, civilians will tell them about you. I didn't know that. And
also, and also I know how, how tight you are on time. So I know exactly what to do now.
Like I know 100% what to do. I lost jackpot. I did. I did. Okay, it's fine, whatever.
I mean, it's fine. It's alright. It's okay. It's alright. Fuck it. We go. We go.
Um, yeah. Okay. Well, that was... that was a failure.
Wait, we must make contact with him.
Oh, is this...?
Is this like a story mission?
Yeah, I might as well go for it. The thing is, I'm forced to do this now.
Or? I haven't built anything, am I? How do I build, right?
Yeah, I forgot about the building thing. That's alright.
I have like no supplies. I'm poor as fuck. It's over.
Whatever. It's fine. It's fine. I got this.
It's a learning experience. Yeah, you need an engineer. Yeah.
It's a learning experience. Yeah, I have to go for this now.
I think this should be mission locked oh so okay that's what we gotta do we gotta make
contact first must make contact with the local resistance in this region before we can investigate
I hope I hope well okay I mean okay yeah I mean yeah
can I just go for this thing
because I can't get to this region without like I can't oh my god what's
happening
Totally sensitivity, there we go.
I can't build anything.
I keep dying on the second mission.
I mean, I'll go here.
I think this might be the only thing. I need to re- I need supplies so I can build.
Alright, new research I guess?
No on the scale!
This can be word with all XCOM armors to increase the health.
seven days is the resistance communication okay I see while this
needs to be done played an armor needs alien aloist in word as soon as we have
something okay I mean I guess we just do this we don't really have a choice
Let's go
Easy game easy game
Strategic resource located
They offered up what they could spare hey, we got some supplies that's sick. That's nice
Members there's isn't New York to have report brought us reports of activity with me want to investigate
Yeah, sure, check it
There's no point of restarting right now gotta learn I it's not over because of one loss
It's just a minimaxer saying it so true
We have made a number of new discoveries come in nice now we have this so now we can go there
Further contacts can be gained by staffing an engineer here, yeah I don't have any though.
Nice.
I'll contact you when I have a full report available.
Commander, we can now work to establish contact
with local resistance officers
operating out of regions around here.
Yes.
Once we've collected sufficient intel to make contact,
we'll need to scan the target region
for the operative signal.
We've got to do this, the East Asia,
But I would like to increase- oh shit, it's 7pm already.
Fucking hell.
Um...
Yeah, I have other music I can choose. I just haven't played it before, so you know.
We do not back down from battle, but that often leaves us in difficult positions.
I could use your aid to counter one now.
What is this?
Commander, we're going to win this war with-
Oh, it's a gimmick!
Okay, okay, okay.
This is a gimmick mission.
They have unique modifiers and special conditions which will change our tactical engagement.
We'll need to review these sit traps carefully.
The Horde.
Large amounts of the lost.
Rescue agents.
Sure, fuck it, I'll do it, whatever.
I gotta see what this is.
Wait, we got siblings!
Dobrinina and Dobrinin.
All kind of.
Oh shit, nice.
Yeah, fuck it, whatever.
It's not my chat.
Do you have no faith in me?
Do you stop typing? I'm trying to see a name.
Wait, physically what was that? I added a command, exclamation mark winner 4. If it works, should pick 4 people at the same time.
Oh, okay, exclamation mark winner.
Well, I mean now I've already chosen one though. I'll do it next time.
Oh, yeah, you're the same, yeah.
Alright, Lucy.
Spirit the Jordak.
Don't worry, guys. You guys will actually live. You will live.
There's no doubt.
There's no doubt
Sky Ranger deployed. We're in the pipe. Five by five.
I am a drugist so far but it's a lot to take in and a lot to learn.
The score is in. Okay. Okay.
Okay. A round of timer here. Always check for the timer.
And escort them back to the entry point for extraction the whole place is overrun with lost
Don't bother trying to outgun them after you secure the expedition
You'll have to return to our original entry point for extraction. Don't get overrun. Keep the path back to fire brand clear
Go go go
So what is the lost?
Wait
Are those
Humans it appears the alien devices dropped during the first invasion
had a degenerative effect on these citizens causing the physical and mental health to rapidly decay
While maintaining primitive organic functions approach with caution commander. They are certainly dangerous
Okay, we do have to move moderately fast here, but this guy is gonna move out, so I'm over-watching.
Because this guy's gonna walk out here and we gotta be prepared for battle.
kill him immediately with Overwatch. Let's go! What? It's only 707? Overwatch! Yeah!
Overwatch! Yeah! Yeah, only the best. Yeah, sure.
You see each other? I'm fucking learning, dude.
Alright, we have to get there fast. They're over there four turns.
I just don't know what's ahead of me.
Give us XA back?
What?
You should have it.
I haven't removed it.
It should be there.
It should be there. I ain't done shit. I ain't done shit, dude.
Are they? Where are they? The thing is, we got to rush over there, so I don't want to
stall too long. Yeah, they're back there. So if we just run, I think we can make it.
It's not that far away. It truly isn't.
Got it covered.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, you can enter this?
Honestly, this is the most accurate in game recognition, which chat I have ever seen.
Two people are on names?
Yeah!
Yeah! Wait, what? I thought I maimed. Oh, my bad. I thought, uh, san-i-o-p-o.
Pro-kappa. There we go, sorry.
I
Don't think they have a race attack. I don't believe so. I need to get closer so we can
A lost swarm is very close.
I- I can't see.
Okay! I just fucking ace that shit. My game plan worked. My game plan worked in full force.
You can't grenade yourself, right?
So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna move back, we're gonna hold the line, we're gonna throw
a grenade.
What's going on?
This is easy game.
Fuck, I can't get a triple.
I can't get a triple.
Why can't I get a triple?
Why? You're clearly within the range, man! Look!
Alright, fuck it.
So easy.
What? Okay. I mean, it did say that we're approaching. It's okay. I can handle this. I can handle this.
I got this shit.
I'm grinding for motions and shit, so easy.
Don't worry guys, I'm coming!
How is that not a trip fold?
Oh my god!
How am I supposed to-
There's way too many!
I'm trusting you here.
It's so fucking over.
Maybe if you kill all that.
How the hell am I supposed to get through this?
This is my last move.
It's over.
Don't use that.
I mean, fuck it, I'll just shoot them.
I mean, two turns?
I'll have to just fucking Yola run.
Even then, it's not enough.
How are you ever supposed to make that?
Ever.
There's no way!
Oh, okay. Yeah, great.
Epic. That was epic.
Okay, I'm you're running fuck it
I
Sad you might need to sacrifice yourself get some cover over here
This is not even about not leaving anymore. It's about
Not to do oh
My god
I think we're fine. I think we're fine.
I'm coming, God!
I'll be safe in here. Yeah, I'll be safe in here.
We'll be safe in here they won't know where we are
They're gone!
I'm here!
Huh?
Oh, you can open, close the door.
Buddy!
I'm here!
Oh shit, dog alarm.
I'm here! I'm here!
Come with me if you want to live!
to think all those random soldiers who died trying to find and save a lot have to stay
yo we have a chance okay
we have a chance
Fuck me, do I gotta run all the way back now?
I think he said I need to go back to the original spot.
I could have sworn he said that.
Fucking hell.
Ha!
Yeah, it's over there.
Ha!
How?
Maybe they won't be able to reach me if I run like over here.
Got it!
Alright, I see you, scientist. I'm outta here.
I can't move!
Nooooo!
Friendly, I can't even drop the body!
I can't do anything!
I guess I gotta end turn.
The amount had lost his visual representation, however, is lost.
,
and
if
Nice.
Again, all great soldiers hold the forces of chaos at bay.
What do you mean I have to learn?
I gotta learn the gimmicks of the missions.
Oh yeah, I also gotta get the dough.
Have to work hard.
Consider new research.
We can't let this happen again.
We lost.
After such a fight my faith in our cause is not broken
Fucking we go again give me some damn recruits actually aware to have some
This is easy this is easy this is all just learning all right. This is easy game. I get the dog
Okay.
Oh
We are winning
Vloggers takes 27.
Sush fish takes 4.
Tri-winner for sure.
Oh, he works.
Oh, sick!
I clicked something I don't know why okay okay this is good though I feel like I've learned a lot
Next time I restart, it's in some way like this small radio transmitter to operate off an old diesel engine.
After carefully scanning the area, we discover an isolated resistance cell.
We put them in contact with a resistance HQ for additional support.
This will prove to have been an important breakthrough, Commander.
If we intend on discovering the purpose of the chip we extracted from you,
we'll need to conduct the appropriate research as soon as possible.
Alien Aloys.
Spread the reach.
I will make that our highest priority.
Yo, the Prima...
I still need to find like an engineer, but I can't build anything.
Clear alien machinery.
Yeah.
Commander, Commander, I'm going to need more help on the engineering team before I can
start clearing out some of these other rooms.
We should recruit an engineer.
Yeah, she says that, but I can't recruit like...
Like engineers like that.
not yet honestly none of that really bothers me what I miss the most is my
equipment I haven't thought about that I'm gonna next mission I'm gonna win
resources on their side next mission I'm going to go the commander will find
something nice for you nothing on the local comms Advent's been quiet lately
I'm guessing we have you to thank for that our pleasure then mother enjoy it
well it lasts we plan to a water pier massive signal coming from the ad-vend
network town it's global sir I think you want to see this
fellow citizens for 20 years the advent coalition has worked tirelessly to repair
the ravages and injustices of the old world under our stewardship our cities
prosper our people flourish and our world he and yet among us there are still
those who would refuse to acknowledge the truth who are determined to see all
that we have achieved
We need our contacts on approach to Haven Alpha-7.
Must end.
Even as I speak to you, you can't stop me.
You got him coming out of Scotland.
Your signal's breaking up.
The thing is I know so much now.
We must end this scourge once and for all.
They're right on top of you.
Losing you, Avenger.
Raise them again!
We will ensure your continued safety and well-being throughout this crisis.
Get your people out of there!
Cooperation we will overcome these practical elements and usher in another 20 years of peace and prosperity
But we do yes, let's go. All right
What is this
Commander, we have a squad ready to move on the resistance haven currently under siege by the aliens. Give the word and we'll move out.
Okay.
So if I fail this, it's complete restart, right? Because this is a story mission.
It's normal. It's not a story mission, so it's in some kind of event.
Okay, this is kind of like a Darkest Union when you remove.
You don't win by it, by it, by it, by sitting in healer.
to it. Protect as many people as we can. Secure the site and neutralize all hostile contacts.
Venice 15, hostile forces are attacking the outpost. Eliminate all enemy units and
protect those civilians advent came in hot and so did we you won't have a
concealed position for deployment on this one okay what the fuck
you're a civilian we gotta save you
Where are they?
Okay, this is good.
I'm finding civilians.
Oh my god, look how many are in this mission!
They don't know where they are.
Oh, no, I didn't mean to do that, whatever.
I don't know where they are.
Oh fuck.
This chosen does not trigger overwatch or reaction fire, immune to explosions.
Takes increased damage from close range, and takes increased damage from skirmishers.
I appreciate that.
Oh fuck.
It's one of the chosen.
This mission just got a little more dangerous.
Stay on top of its position and try to take it out.
What is this?
At least we know where they are.
I'll give you a sporting chance.
Uh, thank you.
I want to rescue civilian.
We take cover here. We take cover here.
What can viewers do to win the side of the character pray for a quick death?
That is not true don't listen to him
Oh, this is huge!
Oh, shit!
Oh, this is huge!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Fuck, minus one.
We heard rumors about some kind of shape-shifters. I'm guessing this is it.
It is a remarkable species.
If only we had some means of containment.
Don't even think about it.
Incoming fire!
We're losing civilians left and right, Commander.
We need to get these people out of here.
There's not much sportiness, but it is amusing.
Come out, come out, where ever you are, you'll be leaving, you could hide from me.
This is insane!
How the fuck am I supposed to win this?
I mean, they're gonna kill the civilians too.
Oh my god.
That's one five the chosen hunter is targeting your position from long range
You need to get out of his line of sight before it's too late
Okay, I mean I
Could go here. What does that dagger mean though? Is this his whole line of sight? Oh my god
Holy fuck he can shoot through this
Oh lord, okay. You know what? That's okay though. I can fuck with that.
I hope it's worth it.
This line of sight is gone.
If we go here, we get a little bit better.
Oh, yeah, why are these unassigned again?
Different characters.
I can handle that.
Okay, 59.
Come on.
Don't use arrows when assigning.
Oh, that's why!
Okay, I see, I see.
Miss.
So fucking lucky.
of
the
41. This is 3, 2, 4. I mean, I could try to roll a 4 and win. It's a 50-50. It's a 50-50.
I'm doing it.
Not sure what's going on here, but you're dead for sure.
We can flank that guy and murder.
I'll go oh I can I could have stood here maybe that's all right yo we have a the
percentage is with us here it's with us come on four or five
see I don't know what's happening with her some I'm just gonna go over here get
full cover okay can you hit this please
There you go.
That was stasis.
Okay.
Well, you're dead, but I'm okay.
It's fine.
Damn you!
Over down!
Even a blind squirrel fight enough once in a while.
I
Know where to go
fuck that mine control is nasty we're fine here we can get a little angle
All right, I'll go.
40%
The arrow.
The alarm is like an undercut.
Cat-dispatch.
Fuck, I was hoping that would be a better percentage, but he's fully covered.
I could flank around.
Ghost dude, if you move there, you're fully covered, and we could flank this guy.
We totally could.
We totally can.
And we have full cover too.
That's a problem though.
You need to definitely move.
I have a game plan.
I hope it's worth it.
Are you seeing this thing?
game plan will work. Next turn... I like this full cover here, but if we go here, you should
be fine. I'm sure you'll be fine. I don't need a back-up plan. I got this. You go here.
Spinner can't do anything
The eldest clans one I must remedy shortly that's the elders hunter
But what we've heard he's a relentless tracker with an unnatural ability to call his shots come closer sweetheart
Wait, what is he doing? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my
I
Soldiers are dazed by chosen attack they can be restored when an ally moves in and Jason location. I use the free revivability
Robbius have just been served
Shit, okay
Well, that's a fucking problem. That's a problem. That's a big problem.
I mean, you're gonna die. You're gonna die too if we're shooting.
54 from here? Are you... you're not even behind cover, are you?
Shit. Just execute them? I will never give up ever. Ever.
go here get some cover now you I mean you're dead no matter what you're gonna
die to waspinator that's that's that's well if I revive him he'll be able to
move though and then he's fine yeah I believe I will never leave a man behind
or woman I can respect the intent in recoverable people commander even if it
does cost you more lives I sit here we're fine we can't there's no way he can
shoot here but he's gonna flat he's gonna go over there but the range is
too great he won't be able to do anything he won't be able to wait oh
Oh yeah, waspinator is my unit.
74% fucking untaken it.
What?
I'm fucking every 70% plus is just a miss.
I mean, yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah.
I don't know if this guy can shoot normally, he can definitely throw grenades.
I mean, I'll just orient him and see what happens.
I don't know if he can shoot normally, we're...
Oh, alright.
So he's immune to... yeah.
Yeah.
You don't get another turn now!
Good.
Okay, this is the comeback
I'm coming back
I mean I'm I'm I'm I'm mega flanked of hell I I I'm flanked no matter what I do
I I yeah yeah I mean I don't care it's it's it's 61% yeah okay
It's not over.
Uh oh.
I need their help, but I'm not complaining.
Let's try something else.
Oh, I am on.
A ticket bar!
You won't see that.
commander we can't afford to take losses like this the objective isn't worth the
lives of our remaining shut up I'd recommend we abort while we still can
Fuck no
What
that if I upgrade it people that's true that's actually true
yeah I think I got teabagged I didn't happen because I didn't know the flood
gimmick or the true uh like the the zombie gimmick but now I do
the thing is I know now I know now
Although you have been placed in a difficult position, Commander, expectations of your success
remain high.
You will need to review your tactics to minimize further losses.
I know what to do.
We should check with Resistance HQ for new recruits.
I know what to do.
Supplies are used to purchase weapons and armor for your soldiers, most facilities and upgrades for the Avenger.
Gamer supplies, sell items to the Black, oh you can sell, okay.
Established Collarware Regions, mini missions, uh, Underworlds to race for regular income, yeah I saw that.
Mini missions like Supply Erase and Grimoires can offer large amounts, okay.
I know what to do.
Plus one.
I know what to do.
I know, I know what to do.
I know exactly what to do. Who the hell's that? I know what to do.
Trust.
I did the tutorial.
But not tutorial for like Luster or whatever.
strike a high-profile target deploy and approach the designated position neutralize
any hostile contacts and secure the site yeah this is early beginning after
all right
enjoy this gonna join you in this one five we have a fix on the target move to
Place the X4 Charges at the designated position.
Squat your shield.
It's all about snowballing.
This is the one. Trust. Trust.
In fairness, by now, Salad had visited Gatecrasher ten times,
said every chat member and said the game devs needed to be taken up back
well this is only my third time in gatecrash all right
this is the chosen squad I know it is I can sense
skirmishers were created by the skirmishers to serve and die as their puppets.
we retain all that we were and more and our prowess in battle served us well in our cause.
in close combat none can stand opposed to us.
Okay.
I'm on the move.
These guys make up the bulk of the advent forces we've dealt with.
They're disciplined and well-equipped, but their obedience makes them predictable.
Roger that.
the
way
61? That should be guaranteed. Guaranteed kill.
on my way. Ninety-four. That's how it's done. Okay. No, if I go there, no, it's fine, though,
Unless he like decides to do that.
Those guys are gonna appear too.
I didn't need that crit.
It was dead anyways.
100%.
I'm afraid they're gonna throw a grenade there so I kinda wanna go up.
We gotta stay here.
I thought I had another turn left here it's a little bit scary okay fuck it just
hunker fuck it just hunker down wait for them to appear
Get full vision.
I can't move!
Please hit that 62. I mean I literally could jump right in front of him
and get even higher. Yeah, they're working on Rando far and
aren't right now. They are. Watch this. Watch this shit.
They will show up here they will
So I will stay in cover up here
Do you have any advantage on high ground like if I were to not sit behind cover and just stand here
Do I still have somewhat of an advantage or is it just like standing here?
Okay, you do get okay nice. Yeah, that's sick. That's sick
That's a full cover I know they're gonna come for this I'm gonna go here and
Then I'm gonna overwatch
To see when they arrive and then I'm gonna go over here I go and overwatch
all right what are they doing come on Calard show yourself
now we're over watching we are I'm still gonna overwatch here I don't know
where they are I'm letting them come to me I'm letting them come here there's no
time there's no time on this mission so we're fine you can peek out of there
right surely okay what are they doing what are they doing
What if they come from there? Maybe they are cooking to come from over here.
That would be scary as hell.
Okay, okay.
surely there's no way they're over there there's no way what if they come
around here and I want to go here but then I get flanked I mean I'll get
flanked all behind here there's no way though they come from over here we saw
Fuck I went to the wrong ass
That would have been so easy I meant to clear I meant to go to the thing behind not this one
It's okay though. It's okay. It's all right
There you are
It's all right. It's no big deal
Does that count as a no
There's a guy there too.
There's only three of them?
And you can hide over there.
I don't think this guy can do anything about that.
I'm just making sure we're not throwing.
us will use this and not save it for the next. I'm sitting fine here. I'm sitting fine here.
This is good. This is fine. I'm in full cover. He could go there though. Maybe better if
Let's see here. What do you have? Forty-five percent. But if you move up, like up over here, you'll have way higher.
Okay.
Blow away his cover and kill him.
Fuck, I don't have any other move.
I'm kind of scared up for Ashenos here.
You can't throw that. You can. I could kill this guy if I roll a 4. Please roll a 4.
Roll a 4.
This game is rigged to always have you in the lowest. Like there is just no doubt. There is no doubt.
I'm on full cover though.
58, 54.
One of my percentages if I move to full cover back here
Play safe and smart so I don't get past.
Oh wait, they're overwatching!
I knew they will miss.
54. You got this. Please. Let's go. There you go. Okay. Surely you're going to hit that
guy around the corner, right? And then there's the only MMOBOO like left. Surely. There's
There's no way he doesn't hit that, right?
There's no way.
There's zero chance he doesn't hit this.
Woohoo!
Full cover here, but it would take both my turns though fuck. I don't want that
I could maybe snipe him from here, let's see 46
How's the range of 73, but that's fucking insane. Oh my god, wait, we could kill him
This is gonna work
That move is crazy
That move is insane
Some expanded magazine?
Cool
Oh wait, drops are automatically picked on mission wins?
They are?
If not expired, okay.
Status confirmed, squad is clear.
Detonating charges.
Hmm, flawless.
Okay, alright, alright.
I like this class, that's cool.
just like it sounds our sharpshooters engage enemy targets with pinpoint
accuracy from extreme range they're also trained in pistol get fashion mod wait
what is that
you can target enemies within squad mates site provider there is line of
side to the target. Damn. Just get up on a high one. Oh my god, that's insane. That
sounds really good. Yes, and then we get the robot. And we got an expanded magazine.
level okay they know each other well enough at this point that we can have
them train as a pair for additional tactical capabilities to all our
brothers and sisters supporting the cause you should know that today your
efforts have helped our brave soldiers on the front line achieve another
victory a fucking win chat a fucking win this is the start right here the
reason you're level attack on Billy and are led to be bonded one was
confirmed immediately but all future months retained by staffing bond of
soldiers in the training center okay
I've got a hand into the additional action point to a bond made has a single
charge shared between bond mates they had to drop okay sure but after there's
something we could never have prepared for even with better gear a bond photo
handouts seemingly endless supply of reinforcing peacekeepers
There's nothing but trouble for most armed resistance.
Commander, the media is a powerful tool.
Just ask Advent's propaganda machine.
I say it's time we turn it against them.
By spreading the word of our soldiers' exploits in combat,
we can bolster morale throughout the resistance.
You can lower the yapping, by the way.
It's just because I knew an auditorium on.
But you can choose.
Fuck it whatever after the war is over maybe you can start your modeling career
Oh
Okay, it saves on your PC sick
What is going on?
Bitcoin miner!
I saw it!
It was Bitcoin miner!
over yes I gotta build I'm really enjoying the game actually it's a lot
to learn but we're getting there. I just did the first mission flawlessly. Reset equal
like when I have to restart the campaign because you lose too many missions. I'm gonna stick
to these modular what is this prove our own equipment
I do find that area of research to be a longer or intriguing options available
I'm going on the second hardest I'll send word when it comes
but the gimmicks are gonna get me for sure I might need to do the tutorial for
those other factions so the thing about engineers is you got to find them on
Missions or can you actually like working with Advent living in the colonies?
So I decided change part like most people I wanted to believe that the aliens were legitimately interested in peace
Although they left me little choice when it came
Mission and event yeah, okay. This is good commander so far these skirmishers have been true to their work
I could probably like yeah, yeah the coordinates of their acting headquarters. Yeah, which considering their history yep
I-I can't skip this.
This is the final time we'll hear it though.
Fuck, maybe you should start building before you investigate this.
Probably, right?
the elders value commander one of our resistance contacts just tip us off to a
site that may be worth investigating commander but you call me because you
need it down these will help us search yeah you need it down no but you don't
need it for resistance ring though we've got a lot of ground to cover there's
room for us to expand our facilities on board the commander commander we need
more engineers commander space for construction first we'll start work on
a new facility right away commander yep I'll send word when it's up and
Yeah
Okay
So when you make modular weapons now what actually happens like what's the benefit another important step forward
It's weapon upgrades are available now
now. You can equip scopes and such that you can find and sh- yeah, alright. That's the
slots for the mods. I do- I did actually find a mod, last mission.
Command. The science team has grown particularly interested in this field of research. So
much so that their inspiration could lead to vast improvements in our research
Yeah, you do that one. We must act fast. Despite their brilliance, they are a
fickle group. I agree. That is an important task, Commander.
New orders, Commander?
Hmm. Hmm.
Was the Cormgate core gameplay loop like?
I mean, I just started this for the first time today.
I mean you got to build up supplies so you can expand your base and get upgrades
and then on the world map here you get these like investigations and sometimes
events that happen so right now I'm just investigating this overgrown
checkpoint get some supplies and you see top right how much I have I don't have
a lot right now because I'm building.
It's kind of like Darkest Dungeon.
You get characters that you level up, but if they die, they're gone.
New item, non-scale, research is plated.
this is really good to increase their health I wish I could like how do I make
that armor now I've seen members of the crew quietly glance here you need 30
supplies okay all right okay okay I really want that I like that I like that
commander hello yeah okay guys can you chill fucking hell everyone's
the
better understanding of their motivations
a commander
i won't like the mission
Oh, 64 supplies, so now I'm going to make this armor, I don't think, I get rookies if
I do this one, but I don't want to do it now, I want to do one thing at a time here, so
I go back to engineering and then I'll make items, build items, I'll build these armors
here, which I can actually make, uh, I need two adventrooper corpses also. Okay. Okay,
okay, okay. Then we go back to the world. Then we go for this. Okay? Lexical, thanks
29. Dude, I just don't see how I'm ever gonna kill that previous mission. Like, the mission
that wipe me that shit was insane I mean with upgraded characters and stuff I
will equip them when I when I send the people yeah
commander as the resistance continues to grow we'll have a better chance of
finding a new target back at as it is and you make it up identified a
potential target to disrupt the it's an engineer I get an engineer if I win
this okay opportunity is limited so we'll have to move fast so we have
have to protect the device here. Protect. Very important. Alright. But I've never seen
this mission before, so it's kind of random what missions you get here.
They all have different weapons.
Which integration is on, yeah.
Okay, um, so armor...
Requires advanced armor.
I can't equip it.
Tough luck.
Oh wait, it replaces grenade?
I see.
No, you're going to have to...
You know what?
It can maybe... ah, hold on.
The range is kind of big on this, so if you sit in the back you could throw it in.
This is not as long range, so let's put a mid-kit on you.
No, I'm using one grenade.
Seems good.
I'm fucking nervous for any mission.
Grenade is way better than the plus one.
The plus one.
I mean, yeah, we have grenades like this now.
Seems good.
How you mean plus one health?
I like my man's just in shorts.
Okay.
I am learning.
I just did a flawless mission.
gatecrusher.
How does X come to so far? It's fun!
It feels really rewarding when you're just learning the most basic shit.
Oh.
Secure and protect the transmitter, neutralize enemies.
No timer for this.
that device at all costs forces are already moving to destroy the data tap
installed nearby we need to lock down the area and secure the device at all
costs shit it's William shake up air there there we are not on a timer for
So that's super nice actually. That's super good
There you are this is good wait, where are you?
These two are working together like a well oiled machine as long as we keep them close to each other in the field
They'll reap various tactical benefits as their bond continues to grow
I mean I have to get closer to that so it doesn't get interrupted so we shouldn't shoot
wildly the moment we can.
Try to just get closer.
i would like for you to get up there
let's go with you
go here
okay
fucking scared
Affirmative. We'll be out.
Fuck it, go here. Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. We have to- the thing is we have to-
Let's wait and see what they're gonna do now. How- how are they moving?
How are they moving? Teamwork? Oh, yeah, you can use this once and you get like an extra move or whatever it said.
I mean, the thing is, are they rushing for this?
That's what I don't know.
That's the gimmick now.
I don't know if they are just rushing for this or if they will when I get there.
We'll go closer just to see what they do now.
Okay.
Now they're moving over there.
Okay. Okay and you?
Oh, okay. So they start.
Their mission is just to kill this.
So we gotta move there as soon as possible.
So, and take out that alien.
That's what we gotta do.
oh this is fucking scary this is so scary if I go here they might be able to
what
location confirmed
Yeah, it's a bit risky going over here, but I need to move quickly.
I think I might get caught.
If I sit here, yeah, maybe he will- it doesn't look like he'll see, though, but if he moves
over here, maybe he will.
Oh, you can actually go this path.
It might take too long.
I don't know how much health this thing has.
It doesn't say.
Isn't every soul like boss fight a gimmick with this reasoning?
No.
It's a gimmick if I lose.
Where's the sharpshooter?
Fuck. I might risk this. No. No. We can't risk the advantage.
A great distance.
it's too risky moving there
it's too damn risky i want the sniper to be in a position
where they can flank like preferably
like somewhere over here
Oh, so now, does this mean that if I move, I will get caught?
Even if I move here?
Yeah, it does, because there's a red eye no matter what.
So it does.
It does.
Alright, well we don't really have- well, we do actually.
We do.
Hold on.
Skip that.
We can move other characters, like the Sniper, maybe.
Because I want the Sniper to move...here.
We could just...because she's not protected. If they move here, she's fucked.
Full cover here.
This is good stuff.
Does the sniper cost two turns to fire?
It looks like it.
Two actions, yeah.
I see.
Alright.
If I kill these, then the alien is probably going to rush over and try to like fucking
res or something. Cybergun on Norman Moonfire, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unless you get some
kind of extra AP or some shit.
Snaaaah. What?
I mean, if we roll a four, they're both dead. I'm doing it.
One's dead.
It's fine.
That's right, William.
There's no escape from this shit.
35.
I can move up here, probably killin'.
I think.
Oh, yeah!
Wait, if I had overwatched with the other one, it would have maybe killed him as he ran
for cover after the grenade.
That's a good strat, yeah.
That's smart, actually.
That's good.
I think if you move here, you're probably, hopefully, you're covered.
This is full, dude, I don't believe in this, this guy is full covered.
Does this count as a flank?
It should.
Overwatch has aim penalty.
Yeah, it does, I know that, I know that.
No.
46%.
You can do that.
Now I get the alt thing.
Okay, I see.
I see.
40%
Certainly miss a time
Yeah, timers are the fuckiest one
Gonna miss anyway. Well, I have a grenade to murder you
I mean this is 41 of them. Fresh blood for the X-Combie grinder? Yeah, it's true. It's
true. I've only done two resets though, alright? I've only done two. I mean, I just want to
get you to die. 53 is that? For fuck's sake. Fuck it, let's see this. But I have another
turns. Yeah I know this. I know this. But I have another turning cheater. Okay good.
75. Good. There we go. That's better. Not in much of cover here though but you have
extra health so you're not gonna miss this. I know you won't miss this. You won't miss
this at all. Good shit. There's a wall. Yeah, it's that building wall there, yeah. Streamer
Come on! No way!
I'm saving 8 on you, as you might get flanked.
Fuck, I wanna move up, but...
I could Overwatch again, I gotta use Overwatch more, that shit's great, that could be like
free damage dude.
Oh yeah! They don't have to be that close if this works.
Oh yeah!
Okay, I thought maybe they have to be like next to each other but they don't.
You can move into a fully cover here.
Sick. Okay, this is good shit.
Yeah, I did Darker's Thunder 1 and 2, yeah, I did.
Darkest Dungeon 2 was... Darkest Dungeon 1 was pretty smooth, except for that one dungeon.
But the second game? Oh my god, that shit was so pain.
Fuck.
That's in the way.
Crimson Court? Yeah, I never did Crimson Court. I had enough, man. I had enough.
Fuck me, they can do that through walls?
Holy shit, that's insane. Oh, fuck me. That's ridiculous
That is ridiculous
Okay, that's actually insane I didn't think they could do that straight through walls
Dreams and Courts of Long Dungeons are the true origin of men balding?
I believe it, I believe it.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
I guess if you kill a mine control unit, you actually kill them.
They don't just free from the mine control.
Oh, man.
I did pick a flash actually, I did... here.
So what I could do maybe is this.
Well...
Damn it.
I hit both of those here though, but I don't hit Exeggust.
I don't.
I would have been beautiful if that worked.
I think because it's a line of sight.
I'll take it
Okay
There's a full cover there
They're not targeting this anymore, which is nice
I don't have to rush with that and I'm behind full cover here unless this guy can flank
from there, but he is disoriented, so not too shabby actually.
I believe in this, I believe. You need to get a better spot.
And we can move one here, and go for a shot, maybe.
long war um what is long war i'm not running away i'm doing strategic uh placement 48 percent
is actually not too bad oh is that a that's a mod overhaul shit alright I'm
gonna go for this shot you lose a hundred percent of the shots you don't
take yes good shit
Oh fuck, back, okay.
Fuck, fuck.
How much health does this thing have?
Uh oh!
NOOOOOOO!
Dude, I could maybe take out this alien from here, but then she's gonna die to this guy probably.
Because that would be a good flank, but Tibstrasz gonna kill her.
55.
The odds are on my side.
but she's dead though because of that my this is fucking mind control oh if I
don't do if I don't move her she's dead
Maybe, Exig is being my control this, it's so fucked to be honest, it's really bad.
No matter where I go here, I can't move here, I'm dead if I do.
I could do this.
Oh, yo shit, rocks, thanks 69 dude, thank you.
Okay, let's see.
29, yeah, you got full cover there.
Very nasty.
Very ve-
I'm gonna have to kill Exeggis. I don't really have a choice, do I?
You're just gonna have to die.
Go all in. I mean...
Yeah, I...
I don't see another way out.
Because this guy is so far back.
If I move here, I'm dead.
This is the ogre.
Unless...
What?
You're shooting into the wall, idiot.
fuck I can't actually hit the mine controller from here it's too far yeah
you're gonna have to go you have to go unfortunately I am sorry but such as the
light
No, I'm fucking killing him. I'm killing him. I have to. I have to kill him. He's going
to kill all of us if I leave him alive. That's just the reality of the situation.
Thanks for your sacrifice brother.
It's fifty-five.
Yeah, it's gonna happen another mind control dude.
if I get this kill.
He is alive, he is, but...
Yeah, can they actually finish him off on the ground?
What up, Vayne Rune?
He's not dead, yeah. I do have a mid-kit. Well, someone does have a mid-kit.
I can't check right now though.
Someone does have a medkit. I don't know who though.
Wait, maybe I think he does.
Oh fuck. I think he actually does.
I'm taking the shot. I'm doing it.
Oh!
Yes!
Down one!
I'm pinned down here!
Yeah, I can save them with a mid-kit, but how the hell am I going to save her?
It's gonna be a wife.
Mind control is so fucked the fact that they can do it through walls too like
Mind control is the biggest gimmick ever
It really is
Fuck wait med kit. No wait. I have a med kit. This guy has a med kit. This guy has the med kit
But I don't think I can save her unless is it from up here. Yeah, it's up here
How close they have to be for a med kit yeah, I only have one but I'd rather say the sniper
It's one tile
Fuck.
I mean, we could try to go for full cover
and then go for a shot.
And we can live.
Target preview mode? What is that? Target preview mode.
I have a plan.
No, yeah, no, I have a plan no and I'll see you know I have a game plan
I have a plan I
Have a giant plan because they're gonna move in now
47% on that guy. Oh shit, that's actually not too bad. I'm taking the shot
Yeah
Uh oh, nah, this is fucking bullshit.
This is bullshit.
How?
Can you fucking do that?
That's insane!
How is that even legal?
How can they do that through the half fucking map through two walls?
Nye. Nye.
I can see them they can see me fucking hell
no. Hold on. I could go here and take the shot. I'm flanked by him? Him? Who? I'm not
Flanked here, but then I don't think I can shoot here. Oh
Yeah, my guy is my controls ass in ass
Everything's ass
Can I shoot the alien from up here or is that like not line of sight is there
There was a way to check this?
Or?
Do I just have to guess?
Yeah, I'm pressing ALT, but...
It doesn't...
Oh, yeah, no. I can see the ones I can shoot, I think, with a marksman thing there.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, no, I can't shoot the alien, I can't.
It never shows up on a preview.
It never shows up.
I don't think I'll be able to there.
It doesn't look like it.
It doesn't show the marksman thing.
I have no mage.
I can't shoot the alien from here either.
I'm trying to remove the mine control, but...
You're not seeing him in the target one-shot even if you could.
Okay...
That's why... Oh yeah, I don't even see his model.
That's why then.
Fuck, okay.
Well, it's over.
Uh-uh, I don't have eyes on him, yeah.
I see, I get it.
I mean, I could kill him and resin.
And then try to go for the alien.
Cause my control should release.
I'm gonna do it, fuck this.
I'm not sure he's coming back.
I'm guessing you can't rest if you crit.
Well, shit, well, shit, I'm gonna get my control now
This is a second mission. It's the mind controllers that are so fucked!
I'm not even sure. I can't even like... how many turns does it reload?
I mean we'll find out I guess. Okay it's one turn, yeah.
41% yeah well fuck it I guess we take it
What are you doing right oh because it's here can you at least hit one shot you
What happens now then you're gonna prepare game some more
Okay, he's panicked embers are king now. All right. Well, yep. Oh my god, who is this guy?
I need a medic!
Calm down brother the alien is hiding behind here.
I mean, it doesn't matter if I go here and shoot the alien, I'm dead to this guy anyways.
I have a medkit?
How much does that heal?
4 HP.
Hey, I'll be full health.
Great.
Yeah, it's dead, it's dead.
Mind control, fuck me hard.
And I have no ammo either.
I'm just gonna medkit and see.
You're gonna be fine.
No, I'm not resetting after this one. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. It's
not needed. It's not needed. Like trust, dude. Trust. It's not needed. Just reload
your shit he's over watching that's a male
I'm alright damn it okay that's fine though you know what I'm okay with this
It's all right. It's okay
Have you played this game a run this game is
Yeah, you should
Have we seen this
Hello commander, the cow relaying runs.
Blue is no more, its membership have all sworn loyalty to the advent administration.
With one exception, it is good to see you again.
In the day since your capture, I have done all I can to aid the resistance from the
inside.
It was these resistance operatives that provided the intel leading to your recent extraction.
As of now, resistance forces are currently somewhat disorganized.
If we are to defeat Advent and their alien masters, you must change this before it is
too late.
Can you know if there is mind control aliens on the map in the beginning of a mission?
from across the world. Their numbers are growing. We suspect they have been taken to a nearby
asset in Blacksite, though its exact location remains unknown. Time is short, Commander.
I know what to do. Take charge of resistance operations throughout the world. Establish
contact with the local cells and bring them into the fold find this black site
and shut it down I know what to do for new rookies now is ticking no no I know
what to do commander on that mission I mean it's easy to be after thoughtful
but if I had just gone on the left side they never would have caught me
and I would have got the jump on both the aliens immediately.
No mind-controlled death equals win mission.
I know what to do.
Trust.
It's- yeah, it's all about the scouting really.
it's all about the scouting well no engineer for me but you know what it's
okay for new sacra for new recruits recruits we'll join my command
hello commander work is well underway but it will be sometime yet before my
research is complete maybe we should start training someone else
Local resistance forces in the area can get you into the site, but you will need to make contact with their network first
Yeah, this is only the beginning. We're already
Researching in though will be a beacon to our people across the globe
Boat is enabled, yes.
Boat.
See this?
Sir.
The acting officers have clearly been modified to allow for this abortions to receive new orders,
cyanic.
The implanted chip is the key.
We're inspired for some magnetic weapons.
23 days?
hell we need resistance communication to unlock that mission though autopsy it
costs an event officer corpse okay this is fine this is fine it is fine it's fine
I can lose a mission it's okay it's okay it's 1.7 concords yeah true true I
I would like to unlock this mission, but where do you get out of this communication?
What might we hear?
Okay, I mean, this is 23 days is insane 10 days for experimental weapons.
I don't really know what they do.
be good if it's that long. Yeah, surely. Fuck it, I'm doing it. Fuck it. I don't care.
We gotta try. Frames and Desert? Yeah, it's soon. And also, a fatal frame too. I'm doing
it.
Fatal frame rate.
Oh.
Milo, why can't I shoot the jay, thank you guys.
to track down the covered actions their knowledge will be invaluable in helping xcom locate and
eliminate those threats commander we'll need to send our own soldiers out to work with the
resistance factions to complete these covert actions they'll be gone for a few days but this
will help us build influence with the resistance while i flawless the first mission and then i
I died on the second mission because gimmick mind control.
Reaper's Templar skirmishers recruit engineer.
Reaper's.
Yeah.
So, I'm guessing I can't do that.
I only have rookies.
I guess...
Can you see, like, their fail rate?
Or is their fail rate influenced low?
I'll try to recruit a fucking engineer I guess.
Yo Chica, you got this.
I can do multiple ones?
No?
Do I have a GTS room chat?
What is that?
Get Reaper, I called, I need like a veteran or something, like a veteran, uh, character.
It didn't say that for this though.
Oh!
I see.
Okay, I see, I see, I see.
What's a ten-blar?
That sounds cool.
Sarah Williams.
Ernesto!
You guys got this shit, right?
early? Okay, I see. I have to check it. Takes a few days now, 10 days to find the Templars.
So Templars, these are classes you can find and unlock.
Very cool.
Upgrade.
Okay, so then you can sign another one.
I see, alright.
Maybe then the Chatters are there to die.
Bro, I won't have any Chatters left.
priority mission was this we're gonna win this war we need to take every chance
we get to fight back we'll have to be ready to engage the enemy during
unpredictable situations which requires special planning and preparation
oh this is the lost again okay so so yeah okay how do you become soldier
I mean it chooses randoms in stream I mean I'll try this again it didn't go so
well last time
I got the I got the new recruits you guys have been chosen to take on this mission live
or die. No. That we stand with you.
There we go, whoops.
Uhh, I should probably have some items.
Can I even afford?
Yeah.
I'll make a flash.
Come on man, come on.
Wait, I might not need a flash for this mission. Or maybe...
with the group. We don't have an exact fix on their location, but the resistance is sending
us an envoy to aid in the rescue. The VIP and our resistance contact are hunkered down and
holding positions somewhere in this area. Our highest priority is locating them first,
but keep an eye out for any additional survivors nearby. Once you've secured the targets,
move to the designated coordinates for extraction. Keep your heads up out there, people.
Who can see me up there?
Good question.
Let's go and find out.
Rescue any additional resistance ones.
Fuck that, I'm just, I'm just winning.
there's something over here that's another guy I guess okay I think this is
winnable? I think this is winnable. I think it's winnable. Trust.
We're being seen. I think there's like lost in that room.
Yeah, there's definitely lost here.
It doesn't say I'll be discovered if I go here.
Oh, it's window break.
That's why, of course.
I have an official game plan.
I have an official game plan right here.
Solid copy.
This guy's hairline's fucking crazy.
Wait, there's regular dudes walking.
There's regular dudes walking around too.
Hey you!
Don't break that window, please.
So if you open a door, it also alerts them?
If you kick it.
Okay.
We need to ask twice.
Moving on target location.
Nothing in here?
Okay.
Menace 1-5, you've got the primary targets in tow. Secure any additional operatives if possible, but make sure you get our contacts to the evac point.
Can't you like slowly open a window?
This window is broken.
I don't know if the VIP can jump down though.
But if I recall, there's a ladder here, so we could go for the ladder, rescue this guy.
Fuck rescuing that guy, you're dead. I don't care, whoever you are.
Did you just... did you... did you just... did you... did you just...
Understood, moving out.
Okay. Okay.
I'm going
Wait are those
Humans it appears the alien devices dropped during the first invasion had a degenerative effect on the way I reveal
Okay mental health to rapidly decay while maintaining primitive
Okay, oh my with caution commander. They are certainly dangerous
Wait, I run with this guy too!
Okay.
They can't climb though, right?
I mean, I can rescue this guy, get him, and then hold a stand up there, and kill them.
This only takes one turn.
Yeah!
Fuck yeah, let's go.
That's one of the contacts we were looking for but there are still others in the area.
We move up for like insane cover in this room.
We murder them all and then we rush for the exit.
That's the game plan and it will work and everyone knows it.
I'm going.
It's gonna work. Trust in the game plan, Chad.
Trust in the game plan.
Is it clear?
Okay.
Try to clear him out.
That's a headshot right there.
fire.
Big deal.
A brute.
A brute kinda scary.
No crit chance.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Wait, is that one of mine? Oh that's one of them I could rescue. I mean you'll kill this
guy easily right no one else is out here
fuck okay I need to like clear this fucking
area I don't know if she can shoot that
far away we have these fucking and
Andro- Andro spanks.
That's good.
Okay, you can only shoot this guy. Fuck it.
for reaction nice no more shooting we could do over watching case they run over here I'm
not touching that fucking grenade I'm over watching okay what can we cook here
Yeah, does it look clear to you fucking hell look at all this shit
I want to kill that guy so badly
Maybe we could rescue this guy
No, there's no way there's no way
He's dead next turn anyways I don't have a choice but to shoot this guy
fucking I'm going for it yeah over equals watch okay um wonder do you you don't
insta-win if you run with this guy I guess that'd be too OP just stay there
let me kill let me murder let me kill I mean I'm gonna get fucking mind control
kill the other one I think I have like three characters that can shoot on this
one the odds are with me they are with me I think it's gonna work it's gonna
work it will work trust it will work
and
that
all of the book
all I can't throw over here
I can throw here.
That will hit both of those.
Yeah, I'm not grenade it.
Wait!
Wait a minute!
I don't know if a flash is going to trigger it too.
Yeah.
No, I'm not risking it.
I have a good- I have a good thing here, except I can't shoot.
I could overwatch, I guess.
No, I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it. I'm overwatching.
How the fuck? Yeah.
They're getting a lot closer to our position, Commander.
Prepare for incoming.
These claws seem to be pretty sensitive to noise.
The sounds of combat are likely to draw even more of them.
Wait, so...
They fight each...
fight each other? Oh. And you gimmick learned. So why the fuck are you targeting me then?
You fucking mind control? Mind control then! Ah, fuck. Well, it's a lesson learned. It's
listen learned oh they don't have a mind that makes sense I guess I can't even
see the other one
52 is not too bad.
I'm kinda hoping the loss is attacking Shining Ecap and Drago now.
I can't see this guy, he's hiding behind here.
What if I gr-
Nah.
I mean I'll hit him but ever it's gonna go a fucking ape shit
What if they take aggro and then I run for the exit?
Yeah, dude, I'm taking- it's the only chance I have.
It might be slim, but it's the only chance I have.
I did hit it, right?
Here we go, here we go. My game plan is infruition.
Huh.
Interesting, interesting.
I don't even know if I actually hit this mine controller. He's right there, but...
It doesn't seem like it. Flashbang?
I saw someone say flashbang breaks it.
Never know unless you try.
Okay. That's kind of a game changer.
That's, yeah.
Kind of a game changer right there
So hold on what about these this and these
Because they had mind-controlled
Yalis and then Yalis have attacked the swarm or whatever the flood
So they also fight
The loss yeah
Which means I can use this to my advantage
But dude this is in the middle of everything, but I could use it to kill everyone I
Mean if I do this I'm not gonna roll a five. I'm probably gonna miss. Let's be real
Let's be real I'm probably gonna miss anyways
Okay, that's okay. No, I'm gonna reload.
We're not? Okay. That's fine. He's gonna die to this one, I think.
Well, let's see if that's how it works. Oh my god, I have to, like, clear out all of this shit.
Because I'm guessing the swarm, the flood, the...
They're not endless, unless I throw, like, more grenades maybe.
There, no. Yeah, I'll probably kill you, I think.
I would like to kill this guy. But what if I hold on? What if I just run backwards and
let them kill each other? Oh my god, the game plan. I have a game plan, I think. They're
They're called the residents and they're evil.
Ohhhh.
Of course, yeah.
Fuck it, I'm gonna see if this works.
Let them kill each other and I'll pick up the leftovers.
Fuck it, fuck it, just, yeah.
Just reload your gun when needed.
They're not gonna come up here so quickly.
Nah.
Can they climb like that?
Yeah, I'm gonna overwatch. Fuck it, I'm overwatching.
In case, in case they like run in here.
This might be a winnable chat this might be winnable
There's no way you get back
Okay, no, no, no, you don't know you don't you don't
No, no, no, no, no, oh my fucking god
Just let me cook. I think I'm cooking. I think I'm cooking right now. Now is the
lost time yeah okay all right he killed one for me
miss
oh oh oh oh don't ignore the guy that's just standing there you this is so
biased
One mind controller is officially dead.
Fuck it, just run in.
Run in.
Hide.
Chill.
have the final stand. I can win this. This is unironically winnable. They can't mind
control me in here. I am literally free here. I'm literally free. We kill this guy. This
guy moves in. Oh my god, look at the path he needs to take just to move in.
but I have two... I can kill both though. I could kill both of these but I'm probably
dead next turn, though.
Fuck. I can shoot but then I can't move and then... yeah, I mean it's hard to say what's
It's gonna happen, bud.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's true.
It's true.
What is this?
Carrier unit.
Oh yeah, shit, I had a death here.
Fuck.
I mean, they're- I'm just gonna kill them.
I'm just gonna kill them.
Whoa is it ogre ah I don't know my maybe maybe not I don't know we'll see I guess
we shall see a free action maybe okay yeah we take those we take those
Is headshot always free-action?
If it kills. Oh shit, sick.
Overwatch the shit.
You're getting overwatched you're dead you're dead rip bozo
Panic removed. Okay, um... I don't know what he was aiming at.
Fucking hell, so much shit on the screen!
on I think maybe I could just oh I don't know what's over here I could run
here I just don't know what's over here there's one dude chilling there the other
guy isn't he old that's true though I'm moderately close to the other guy
So if I move here I could shoot this one after. Is there any cover? I mean yeah
kind of. I can move here I can kill this I think. Don't give me that fucking attitude.
who is this guy who is this guy who is it why can't I aim at what why can't I
aim at this this guy yeah can you shoot I can't shoot I can't shoot him I can't
shoot this guy oh it's a bug the corpse oh okay okay well in that case I'm gonna
hide over here so I get some cover and then I'll run in there next turn get the
guy
41
He's probably gonna shoot at Zeus right what's the best call of action here
I mean this is only 41% like he's behind big cover. I am not going out. I'm not risking a fucking mind control
What if we yeah hold on who's in this room
What if we if what if we if you place yourself here the other guy you Zeus
you have a move right you placed up there we let this guy come to us can you
hide behind this wall so you don't die because then the mission fucking fails
should be fine I have a game plan no I have a game plan I have a game plan that
will guarantee victory right here we let this guy come to us watch watch my
game plan infrosion watch my game plan infrosion right here
Fuck, I need to reload.
I guess I could...
No, it's fine, it's fine, it doesn't matter, I don't need to use it.
I have the most insane game planning I've ever seen.
Oh you also need to reload, oh well, uh, okay, well, um, okay, well, didn't expect
that but I think he's can this guy shoot this guy I don't know if he can how do
know what how can I know because I can shoot him oh yeah okay fuck it I'm not
risking it this will kill him this will kill him this will work all right
oh yeah shit this will trigger the horn
why dude my game plan was this
I could overwatch from here and then he's gonna be forced to move in and then
he's dead he's guaranteed to die
but the problem is I don't have any ammo he's gonna shoot at mine now
yeah but if I close the door
Yeah, maybe Overwatch works if they decide to open it.
You fucking pussy.
You PUSSY!
oh my god oh my god what what the fuck are you doing
You just created fire on yourself!
Fucking amazing.
Oh great.
Let's run and get this guy so we get another one.
Did you see that one?
Oh you have age protocols there.
I should be clear to move for extraction. Are you watching the same feet as I am?
Fucking hell this guy
What's over there I think they're gonna come in here so
Yeah, great
that was the what even happened there I had overwatch on he saw someone through
the floor he shot through the floor and lit himself on fire I hunkered down I
think removes fire though it does yeah so it will remove the fire on the tile
No no yes only on me okay well then we gotta move a little bit this fucking guy
you know what you're just gonna stay there and just gets warmed I guess yeah I
don't care I just fuck it I'm burning
Yeah, I'm just gonna let him stand there.
Maybe I can provide some...
If I go here, I'll probably get fucking mind controlled.
Who else is left?
You?
I don't trust overwatching this anymore.
Ah, fucking hell.
I'm eating Casey comes in though.
wait I actually can shoot him from here
but no this is not mission-wide it's not
mission-wide trust it's actually not it's
unironically not
I just fucking overwatch you know what you overwatch
Because if he moves in he's dead if I stand here, this is
All right, he can't see me I can't see him. Oh, what the fuck what are you doing there? No, no, no, no, no, no
Get out of my tower!
Not even close!
They're repositioning on us!
What?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What happened to your overwatch?
Not even close!
I didn't hunker down, I put overwatch on him, but I guess...
Yeah, he doesn't have line of sight on him. He doesn't. Yeah, okay, um, that eilemal
is- is it behind there? This is- do you- do you know why this happened? Because he fucking
overwatched through the floor. That's the only reason this happened. Everything's so
Oh, fuck.
I'm on fire.
Actually, I'm not on fire for no reason.
Dude, he overwatched through the floor.
That's the only reason he's mind-controlled at this point.
What the fuck am I supposed to do against that?
Overwatched through the floor, lit himself on fire,
so I had to move back, and then I got mind-controlled by an alien.
how am I supposed to see that coming this game is fucking crazy is it clear is
it clear the fucking characters piss me off too
I mean, if I throw this, the flood will come again.
It's fucked, it's fucked, it's fucking fucked.
Everything's doomed.
I'm sending it, I don't care, I'm sending it.
Isn't it insane how that mine control is still going there?
I mean you should kill this easily then you can reload
Oh, you don't need to okay, that's fine
There you go
Uh, that guy's gonna move in so I could just overwatch it.
How many more enemies are here?
Yeah, they're like all up here at this point.
Zeus is dead.
I mean, yeah, everyone's fucking dead.
Everyone's dead, man.
Just overlapped because they're gonna come in probably.
If I move here, I could actually kill this.
There's no one else here I think, so...
Yeah.
You need to extract everyone, right?
Wait, what was that?
I saw that.
Oh, fuck.
It's fine.
there's headshots baby come on good shit head shot baby not not good you say yeah
no fucking shit it wasn't good please kill this guy please I just I beg you
Please just kill him please
My clan mark is watching you and is enjoying the little
of
the
good
to have to ammo
Uh, extra, though.
Oh my god, there's so many of them now, but it should be fine.
And this is actually salvageable.
I think it's salvageable.
Build-I-Play Pokemon, I'm missing 95% accurate.
I had never had a 95%.
It's not gonna miss. It won't miss.
See?
The thing is, I'm not guaranteed to kill this.
Because if I roll a 3.
What is that, Ender's Game?
I'm still on the same mission, but it's actually salvageable.
But I need to roll like a four here.
Yeah, you are.
Oh!
No, it's over.
Wait.
No, it's over.
I'm too surrounded everywhere.
Yeah.
I mean, he could make a run for it, I guess.
to these ones. Maybe. Yeah, but they're gonna move after. Kill machine. Well, maybe kill
machine won't know he's here. I mean I gotta go for it. He can't fight so. Okay. Can you
kill this one? Yeah you can. Yes. Kill this one please for the love of God.
Very happy.
Get full cover there. I could probably help out here.
And then those two are dead. You're gonna be able to kill that one.
And then all of those are dead. That's a glitched corpse.
Those two are there. This? Yeah, it's winnable.
It's actually winnable.
Fuck, give me what's over there.
Just don't miss.
Oh, your ammo's out.
That's okay.
Shit, that's fine though.
This is not an enemy.
Yeah, you did, you did.
It's reloading.
Wait, no, you are an enemy.
You are.
Okay.
Is that the rock?
Okay.
Ahh...
These two, they only have those two. We're so back, dude. We are back.
There's no more enemies here, unless they can spawn from here, which I don't know.
I don't know if they can, and that's kind of terrifying.
Surely they can't, right?
I think I'll get the high ground.
Get some mission?
Yeah, there's no enemies.
Sick.
Okay, where are we?
Can't jump down.
I think there was dudes there.
I don't have no grenade.
Can't do anything here.
Uh, I'm scared of going this way, man, I feel like that will be Sudoku.
But I could go here and overwatch, because these guys might- can they jump?
Only time will tell.
I guess they can climb, so.
Who knows?
Okay, let's go here
And then I can get vision next turn I'm scared I'm scared
Okay, you can reload that's all right, and they can kill these two that's fine
Shirley right
Good. Okay. Okay. Only the best. Yep.
True. I think we're fine.
Let's go over here.
I'm pretty sure there's like nothing left.
I will get vision here, right?
Oh, I don't get any vision.
Oh. I'm pretty sure there's no one here.
Do I YOLO it? There's no point in YOLOing it. I'll get vision next turn, you know?
From her. From YALASU. No, I'm not hopping in. I'm not hopping in.
There's no- I'm not risking shit in this. I'm playing so safe. I'm playing so safe.
Okay.
No one here, let's go here.
Oh fuck, you gotta reload.
Wait.
Oh, I swarmed.
Where?
Oh fuck.
Wait, where did you come from?
Wait, that's two enemies inside one.
What the fuck?
Okay.
I mean, I mean.
fucking send it send it and get back up from your teammates here to be honest
let's go fuck it get some backup book it fuck the ladder I guess all right
Okay, uh, hopefully they can't move enough.
Hopefully not.
Where's my scientist?
Oh, you can move again.
Oh, I don't realize.
Okay, this is good.
Really good.
Very nice.
Oh, you can move again. Oh, I don't realize. Okay, this is good. Really good. Very nice.
What the fuck was that? No gimmicks, please. Please no gimmicks.
I don't like what that sound was, as she was scary.
Okay, you can cover from here now until everyone's there.
So, the thing about the extraction is...
Oh, it's my burp.
Um...
Extraction is, I don't know...
You need to call it whenever one's there or it doesn't take time.
I don't remember, I've only used it once.
Whatever, fuck it.
We'll get him.
When they climb out of that window and they try to chase, we'll get him.
We'll get him.
Is it clear?
Got a cover!
Okay.
Let's go.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Holy fuck.
Oh my god, the rain say run.
I don't know if it takes, like, a turn for this to appear or not, but we'll find out.
Let's try to put everyone here, and then I'll have one use it.
Oh fuck, you can make it though, you can actually make it.
No, let's not leave without the VIP.
I'm bringing everybody with me.
Everybody.
turns here. We're fine. So good. We're good. Now I can call Evac. I'm pretty sure. Yeah,
one's here okay e-back
oh okay so he's single he doesn't go with the others okay cool nice sick it's
one and one dude I thought they would all evacuate at the same time now I'm not
so sure because I only have one turn left and I well maybe I don't well
let's see maybe when you're inside the evac zone is just fine
okay all right cool you don't need turns the evac yeah you don't
God!
Dude, that was the world's fucking longest mission!
Oh my lord!
Oh, dude!
citizen emigration numbers are reportedly at this level in recent years
The aliens sure know how to turn a planet into a following theme park zombie swarms
Oh man dude, that was... dude, the Overwatch into the floor in the fire, I almost uninstalled
right there when I got my own control right after it.
Fucking hell.
Is it random what classes they turn into?
Or rookies become rangers?
Oh, it is random.
Oh, I like that actually.
I like that.
Sharp shooter.
Sick.
Oh, man.
Oh man.
What?
Oh my lord.
Low supplies, yes.
Thank you for rescuing me.
33% less research, wow.
Armory.
Oh, I'm fucking...
But before now, we've never had the resources to investigate the possibility of clandestine advent facilities built up outside the city centers
Now that we've gotten word of this black site. I have to admit I'm worried about what we might find
Alien machinery
Very to spot and you get alien Aloys when you do this. Okay, that's
Commander, I'm going to need more help on the engineering team before I can start clearing out some of them.
Oh, I got a scientist, right?
Aloy.
What does a scientist do?
What happened to Bavarian Game?
It's not out on Steam yet. It's not on Epic Games, but...
Y'all pronix, am I winning? I fucking did it, dude.
That mission, oh my god, it went on forever.
but yeah it worked somehow somehow it fucking worked but I'm really low on
supplies right now so I don't need to do anything with a re with the scientists
they're just permanently or passively researching
Okay, that's cool then. Alright, that's really good.
I can't, can't with this game anymore.
Oh man, hold on, I have some stuff, is it armoring?
Soldiers.
Oh yeah, they're on action.
Tired.
what this tired eight days okay holy fuck I am I'm I'm what can I do for you
commander to be honest nothing I have nothing I wish we had a simulator for
to practice
Strategic resource located yes, that's great
This fucking game dude
It's eight days left on some magnetic weapons.
I don't really know.
I don't know what that is, though, but it sounds cool.
These games are exhausting, yeah, especially when you're, like, learning them in the
beginning on stream.
I finished.
That was the second mission ever I finished.
mission ever. Fucking hell.
Shot never understands our gigabrain plays, they always think we're lost even though we're
not exactly dude exactly true do I get
rookies if I do this that's what this
means I guess I mean I don't need no
rookies do I now fuck I don't even damn
rookies we're good what's this over here
okay it's cool no I want to finish this
It's like a one day lift
Yay
Okay
A disabled truck for supplies. Yeah, okay, we need we need some more supplies man
Oh
We're gonna get magnetic weapons with this
Local comms
Advents and quiet lately. I'm guessing we have you to thank for that our pleasure dead mother
Enjoy it while it lasts we plan to do our water peer massive signal coming from the ad net worked out
It's global, sir. I think
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeah
So what happens if you ignore these though?
Bad things? I mean, I'd rather go down fighting with a squad of rookies.
I'll go down fighting
Yeah. Yeah. Yo, we have a shotgun user. Cannon, sniper, assault rifle and shotgun.
flashbangs now oh my god flashbangs please for that fucking mind control
no it's fine silver walrus I don't see most of it anyways and if I see a
backseat thing I think I most of the time think it's a one-guy so
why does he have so many slots that's crazy
Who is this sacrifice little crofty congrats
That's... maybe not.
My brain isn't ready for this fucking next mission, dude, it's just not.
I'm going to assume there's these microjul aliens on everyday math, so I'm going to
just try to get a good position and snipe them. This is mega sniper mission, I have no
idea which mission this is. I mean, yeah, I think it was the mega sniper last time,
I think so. I don't know who should have the flash. Because the flash is pretty long,
It has like huge range.
This guy can have a 2 though.
I'll also put a flash there I guess.
I'll put one on the sniper also.
Okay, um, do I have weapon mods?
I don't know.
I don't remember how I actually saw it.
I don't remember where I saw weapon mods.
Oh yeah, there's a weapon upgrade here.
It's...
Expanded Clip.
So that would be four, but...
I think it might be better to have on, uh...
I like that this guy is smoking a cigar too and sniping.
That's cool.
Smoking isn't cool, but that's cool.
Yeah, you'll get another clip-size there.
Fuck it, I'll take it, whatever. I don't know if it's optimal, I don't care.
Let's launch the mission.
I'm so sorry, I missed so many resources.
Viking Death, Shoot the J, Trollianna 135, Rocks, Jains, Chatty Barati, Lexico, Oyan,
Zagnarium Ventral, Rebel, FNC Wind going on, Bimber, Rikitalz, Nobel, Kasupin, Sush
Fish, Flagius, Lolli-Con-Cop, Buchanis.
He says that the campaign block for it, yeah.
Yeah, it's the same mission.
It's the same fucking mission.
eliminate all enemy contacts and this one five hostile forces are attacking the outpost
eliminate all enemy units and protect those civilians advent came in hot and so did we
you won't have a concealed position for deployment on this one
I don't like it there they are okay
five days from retirement brother you
haven't even started yet all right
fuck why is that one like that I can't
damn it this is unfortunate because I
can't snipe immediately which does blow
for sure. That's a big blow. I would have liked to just snipe him immediately.
But we'll keep him over here and surely... I mean we just got a nuke him down
as we take bad percentages also. What do you mean is it clear? Yes. The answer
is yes. Okay.
Don't give me that fucking attitude.
Civilian.
Okay, um, I think they're probably gonna move up, so I'm gonna overwatch.
I need to rescue civilians though. I don't know like how tight that is if it's like super tight or not.
I'm moving carefully with Overwatch right now.
Oh fuck.
Reveals concealed units. This chosen does not trigger overwars.
He stood a target from high ground, and skirmishers.
Oh my god, here.
Get fucked.
Okay, we take we take any damage we can get on this guy
Hello
My man
Don't worry, that my controller is dead next turn.
Wait, you're my sniper!
You're my sniper!
44%.
Uh, I'm flanked by my sniper here, but I'm pretty sure if I go here, I won't kill, but
the other one can kill, can move there and shoot him from there.
That's what I think.
Then the mind control is fixed.
It's so easy.
How much does Blade deal?
3 to 5.
Oh, okay.
Why would I melee though?
I'll put myself in- in- in harm's way.
When I could just hide behind full cover here.
I'm not blading, I'm not fucking blading.
There's no way you're wondering me with this.
There's no way, there's no way, there's no way, dude.
Look at it- look at my game plan.
See? 80% fucking dead.
God, so easy.
Alright.
Okay, I would love to get that sniper into this watchtower or just all of them to be
honest so I can kill whoever this stealth.
Or maybe, can you get up?
Yeah, is there a ladder?
Yeah, there's a ladder on the backside, okay.
But what we do is, we're gonna move up here.
if you move you won't be able to snipe though but we are going to need to move
up oh wait melee there's more damage to sick toys oh they have like a weakness
with that I see okay I see I see I just I don't think anyone there's no
way no one's gonna come from there no I
think it's fine dude I think I'm gonna
go here all right I'll go don't give me
attitude dude 49% yeah we take that we
take those so based so fucking base I
love this guy that guy is my favorite
The enemy is still up!
Yeah, really. You think?
I have to save civilians.
We go here, and then we have one more turn left.
We kill this guy with a 69, baby.
Okay. Yo, we gotta get up there. So, this enemy, this hero enemy or whatever, cannot
be targeted by Overwatch, but there's most definitely more enemies here though.
I would love to get my sniper up here.
That would be insanely ideal.
How big is this map?
It's quite big, yeah.
But I believe in this.
I believe in this gameplay.
This game plan.
And gameplay.
I believe in this game plan play.
There's no way I'm going without cover.
No chance in hell.
So let's go here.
Okay, this is good.
We can save a civilian.
There's more civilians here.
Let's move up.
We have two rounds left.
Okay.
That's one.
okay that's one and what are you cooking
shotgun lad okay don't see any enemies here very suspect I don't want to want
them to come from right
Where is stealth mama? I don't know where stealth mama is. Oh shit! Cabba takes the 5 man! Thank you!
Dude I'm gonna get jump scared by her okay this is okay
Sniper
Sit here
Okay.
I want to rescue them but I have no cover, uh, I think I'll move, because they're not
going to come from here.
There's only two paths.
They can only come from here.
they can
if i run
passed or do i have to stop my turn within the circle is is it enough to run
past
i mean
i'm guessing i have to stop inside it right
you gotta stop
Okay.
There's no way I'm doing without cover. Aliens are gonna come in here though. I see baits over there.
Wait, is this an area they can come in?
I think I'm just gonna overwatch in case they decide to come in here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, move up. Move up a little bit.
Let's go. Okay.
Well, sit here. Sit here. Fuck it. Sit here. Sit here. Sit here.
Oh, this is terrifying.
go over here and over watch over watch this shit okay over there alien
chosen
what
Okay, whatever you say, dog.
I hope it's worth it.
It would seem as it has begun deploying their so-called priests into combat.
Their implants provide significant enhancement to whatever latent psionic energy they may
have once to possess you do need some cover that's for sure we can go up here
we get the high ground there's no cover here right no we get the high ground
here that'd be super sick actually go to game it's cool it is because we have
to focus on taking these out before we advance the best way to do that you have
a shawty right no you have the shawty okay so you're gonna move up then too bad
that will be a yellow one but let's do this okay we have officially saved half
of them okay you move over there I wish I could overwatch but I can't okay you
let's see yeah let's see here you have a shotgun if we move here we have some
cover not full cover though I would like full cover okay let's play let's let's
play the aggression let's play the aggression 54% let's play the aggression
right here come on fuck yeah
good shit dude good shit okay I don't know if I want to move you cuz this
fucking stealth thing running around I mean no I'll move you over here
wait you can shoot oh yeah they can see from like others wait hundred percent
hit rate oh that's your message right yeah they can like see it through the
fucking scopes or whatever when they get it got upgraded
but it's 27 percent though but it's alright it's alright I mean I'll take
Yeah, I'm in.
I'm in.
Uh oh, wait what?
You will join your compatriots soon enough.
The Elders propose an exchange.
Your lives, your resistance, must end.
And in return, this world is mine.
I will require your return to captivity, Commander.
Consider yourself lucky.
You won't suffer long, by my hand.
It's one of the Elders chosen.
We have to try to nuke this, but this is insane.
Of course I'm gonna shoot, but... yeah.
Break cover and shoots?
Will that matter too much, though?
Yeah, I do actually have this.
Yeah!
True!
This will break trees, right?
72.
Okay, yeah, yeah, gotta remember you can do that, yeah, that's cool, that's a good backseat.
That was back seated for sure.
Fuck yeah.
Get the fuck out of my neighborhood.
Get out of my neighborhood now.
Don't chair my civilians though.
Extract the knowledge?
What the fuck?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
What?
Wait, so they are just gone now?
71% chance, baby.
We take those.
50% who has you have I mean if I get these three we win good how are you
supposed to avoid that whatever yeah it's not so good 50% I have more place
after this. I do. You see I think I can have Yelissu run up here because they're
on this tile so hopefully he won't die and there's no one else that I don't see
but I think this will work. 84. Fuck you.
Okay, can you hit the fucking 50% at least?
Amazing
Wait, is that an explosive? Oh
That is one five status cool. We're not picking up any additional contacts the AO is clear
I just want two missions in a row
Have recovered more information about us commander wait so okay keep this up. They'll eventually I'm I'm scared to
What is this mom them before that happens?
This freaks me out
She's scary. Excellent reading! Let's go! Fuck, yes! Alright!
Phantom!
Blade master, oh shit. When the squad is revealed the soldier remains concealed?
All sort of attacks deal plus two extra damage and add plus ten aim. Ooh, cool!
Blade master sounds really sick dude with a shotgun and a fucking blade dude. I'm taking that
Study the blade
Although the sectors have changed substantially since the invasion, their ability to manipulate
sonic energy has cleared up in a minute since the process.
With a complete set of these new specimens, we may be able to build up psionic capabilities
of our own troops.
You have done an outstanding job leading the resistance. Yes. Yes
Yes
Fuck yeah, what do I do now? I might be able to get a
supply here
Dude, I gotta say having sniper in the back like that is so good because they get the fucking bonus
Or they get like the accuracy from the others.
That's insanely good!
I'm very low on supplies.
The hold from the commander really is connected to the one's ad-bets been using in there, captains.
Commander?
Research is proceeding as planned, commander.
Fucking hell, everyone's in my ear!
It would be so easy.
Good to see you, sister.
Miss Crims, restrain yourselves.
So who's that?
Dear, you've found this place with your ancient town!
Oh, my dear!
Our children!
Each of you possess our strength.
Each of you possess our wisdom.
Of all our creations, you are truly blessed.
Your charge was a symbol of your salvation. Those who would see our grand design bought it.
We have been pleased. Until now, our greatest asset has been lost.
Stolen from us, while our strongest did nothing. We are disappointed.
But you were the strongest.
Elegance, act of violence.
You will walk among the humans for too long.
You will be corrupted.
You will be redeemed.
Yet perhaps, you may also be redeemed.
Perhaps you all may be redeemed.
A crazy battle might have ended. Our time on this world draws through the woods, yet we may not end in a completely outpoch.
For one among you is surely brave enough to clear this glory at their own. One among you is worthy.
Oh yeah, what is this game studio working on now?
XCOM3?
Oh, it's Civilization.
Oh.
Oh, it's Civilization.
Yeah, let's investigate.
I can see her on the map.
We've confirmed with our resistance contacts that they're tracking the Chosen we just fought.
Apparently, it's already laid claim to some nearby territory.
Your capacity can prove you're undoing, Commander.
You seek a fight with me.
I hope you are truly ready to match my skill.
Okay, dude, this assassin's fucked, though.
But maybe there's some revealability eventually.
Supplies...
I'd rather have supplies. I think I have plenty of rookies right now.
New Mexico assassin.
I'll just drop this here for...
Thank you, Noctura, and Instagram real.
Okay, alright, okay, okay.
Ah, I need some...
We're not finished.
Okay, fine. Yeah, let's scan this.
Priority message coming through commander putting it on screen now
Leading the resistance is a daunting task commander
But your efforts so far have left many wondering if we have made the right approach
We will have to do better
Chosen are a tough group to infiltrate but we've managed to gather it on their latest actions
I have a rough idea of how close each is to reaching their ultimate low-focusing advantage.
Lowering ex-coms income.
They lower the ex-coms income.
Well I see what I need to do now, kinda like story-wise.
I guess I gotta kill these.
Commander, we have intel suggesting the aliens are working on developments that threaten
our ability to stop the avatar from ejecting.
We can conduct guerrilla operations to disrupt one of these efforts, but we'll have
to choose carefully.
We don't have the resources to intercede everywhere.
Thank you, Doctor.
I'll hold on.
I'll check.
Is there a UFO chasing me or some shit?
Dark events?
Oh, okay.
Commander, the factions have pledged their support to XCOM, and they're ready to carry
out your orders.
As our influence with these groups increases, our capabilities will grow in kind.
Each mother assistant faction can be assigned orders, which will provide bonuses to XCOM.
As XCOM gains influence with factions, additional orders will become available and we'll be
able to complete more orders per month.
All skirmishers!
All those free from the elders' bombs are eager to hear your orders, Commander.
Okay.
Any shredding attack from XCOM does an additional plus one shred to the target.
Okay.
A shredding attack? How do I know if it's a shredding attack? I guess it says this, Shredd's
Armor. I'm gonna take nudes to be honest, so I can get more upgrades.
Oh. Yeah. No save is hard for this game. That one's still there, right? Yeah, it is.
I like it. I like this, uh, type of CBT.
Oh! Templars!
A defaction here takes comrades, gain new resistance orders and covert actions.
Yeah, I need to make a safety save in case it would like crash or something.
Increase creation with Archie Williams.
Ooooooh, let's go!
Oh, shit!
and turn it against them
My creature was an ally facing a shared enemy
My followers seek balance with the psionic forces that flow through the earth and all its inhabitants
We channeled the energy aided by technology of our own
Wait psionic attacks on X-Tones units
Will cost damage to the cast
Comes the opportunity for you to assign us new orders commander
Yo, soldiers are much more likely to bleed out rather than die when the health drops to zero
A promotion, yay
And Chicago dolls a promotion a certain you covered action, right?
Yeah, that's good as hell for me with the resistance factions on their covert operations are a major boon to our efforts
But there are also risks involved our soldiers could potentially be attacked or taken captive while oh my god
So it's not as easy a decision as it may seem
13 ability points
Ability points
There you see it
Yeah, I want to see what reapers are
But I don't have an appropriate you need a sergeant for it, so I can't really do it
Oops activated chat instead of me, okay, um, oh
Yeah, Reaper was that yeah, I had that in like the intro mission at one point
recover loot okay need a sergeant I mean I guess I'll do this though required
soldier okay at a nestal
I'm the hoodsome the gate race soldier wounded 25 Intel I have 110 yes freestyle yeah actually
I want that an Esno to get that yeah look he looks like Gile
I'll take mr. Boole since that I have no
Yeah
I'll do this. I don't see why not confirm
Sorry, it's like playing very slow right now, but it's so much to learn and then the
Characters always like commander commander commander commander. We have this commander. We have that commander commander
Okay, so apparently I have something in the armory now. Oh, yeah, I can upgrade them
here
We need to switch username for this guy.
Promote, soldier!
Gremlin, okay.
I see now why you would fall behind if you die early on.
Because I mean, unlocking these classes and stuff seems pretty huge.
Okay.
Get an Adir.
okay yeah because they get new weapons and everything so quickly this guy's
stormwalker a pros thanks for that 29 not sure them where I haven't forgotten
about you so what the hell does this guy do
factions take a more approach to training than traditional soldiers it
can often learn multiple new abilities with each promotion it will adapt to
follow your choices commander
yeah thank you hugs thank you
I hope you feel better dude
Yeah, seems very, uh, a parallel thord.
Okay, you generate focus when you use Ren to kill enemies.
And Ren's damage increases the higher focus levels.
After casting Ren, Temple of Revenge gains momentum,
allowing him to one movement action.
And you can return to cover after attacking.
Okay, that's kinda cool.
Sick.
Ah, chain lightning.
Cool, okay, I'm ready to go on the next mission.
Really don't know who I would send on it though.
If it's smart to level up rookies or...
Yeah, a hash kitty, thanks 22, thank you.
Brain lightning, yeah, true.
You enter a huge military facility. Finally after many years in the academy, there would
have been no key up to a squad of active duty. You don't know who your commander is, but
you hope it's the famous Lord Lepper or at the very least Slady Plagueater, though a
lot of his soldiers perish due to the food he provided. Suddenly, you hear small
footsteps. The door slams open and a short man comes in screaming give meck. You realize
that your first mission is going to be your last brother I've won two missions
now actually three I've won three missions I'm buffing learning dude
oh wait she gains away well wait okay monthly income in his research with
I mean, I'm gonna need to kill her ASAP.
Okay, so what this magnetic whip is though, I wish I had a bit more info here, just this
research complete like what does this actually do i have no idea
these magnetic-based weapons are a lot like the early rail gun never mind
they fire projectiles at extremely high velocity
okay commander with the advent officer currently in cold storage we should perform the autopsy
as soon as possible. Oh, you want a mag auto pistol? Okay. So I'm guessing these are like
better weapons than what I have. Slug throw or stem. Different sorts.
We made a startling breakthrough that has led us to another potential avenue of study.
However, if we are to proceed down this path, we must do so immediately, or I feel we will lose the opportunity to return to it in the future.
Okay.
I mean, with that Blade Master there.
Yeah.
That sounds pretty good to me.
I had assumed you'd make that research your priority commander. I'll notify you as soon as the report is available.
Okay, the thing is, I need to now choose when I'm gonna fight her, but I'm fucking... I'm mega-flared.
Okay, we're getting a target here.
Our next operation will put us right in the middle of chosen territory scientists
There's a good chance they'll show up to interfere so we should plan accordingly. Oh fuck
Yeah, destroy the alien relay we gotta do
Yeah, your uncle thinks one of three and thank you it melt
was I done here? I don't even know. Wait, I have two of these guys. I don't know what
What type of a sort rifle a sort rifle they both have I'm going to remove you and select
someone else.
Sharp shooter tired ranger ranger has shotgun.
Okay.
The bullet wound makes 61, bro, thank you.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
So, so... weapons.
Oh my god, I'm so insanely poor, it's insane.
I'm so insanely poor.
anyways looking good I guess we're launching how do I know like what
what I can't change my weapons I don't have any other weapons I'm pleb
I'm sure of odd kinds, honey.
You have to build it, you have to buy them.
But...
I mean, I am already researching right now.
I just don't have the stuff for it.
I need a lot more shit.
Uh, I say we're good. We got two flashes in case.
Yeah, I have no resources, yeah.
We're in the pipe. Five by five.
All right.
Signal triangulation is locked in the location.
Oh yeah, it cries on? I'll do it on the next one.
one
So I have a new class now, I don't I haven't
Okay, I'm moving and destroy the target there, okay
Templars can focus their initial profiling units with their highest point of energy.
Okay.
Not that big of a map here.
Don't know where they are.
Trains?
Oh my god, he's so fast. Jesus Christ. He's so fast.
I think it's calm too because I want to do the same run the salad and also the twitch integration
so yeah there is a timer here we have to move it somewhat fast here is that an explosive
tank
Shit there's like not much cover here
Let's go up here fuck it. Yes, commander
of
the
Yeah, the lost is here.
How the f***ing cinema lost mission?
Okay, we- dude, you have to move so fast on this!
Can you- you can blow up ceilings, can't you?
Yeah, the losts?
The losts?
The- the- yeah.
I'm definitely going over here though because I don't want to run out of time
okay okay damn too bad you can't
shoot from here, but that's alright. That's okay. There's only two of them. Thus far.
We're gonna keep moving go over here
Okay, there's a camera there's definitely gonna be more I don't want to spread them out too much
They're cinematic angles. There they are. Okay.
I
Wait he spotted me
Wait, what is that?
It's a proud control
That's one thing I don't understand because it didn't show any red tile
But was that because I didn't couldn't see the enemy or something maybe I don't really know
Okay, because I didn't have vision on that enemy that's why okay, so
Let me see, it rends.
This?
I swear I read that you get a chance to run backwards after this.
Do you need to kill for focus for that?
guaranteed but on kill wait if it's on kill well in that case wait who am I
flanked by oh you naughty dog
okay
Can you shoot through this window?
No, I get- no, no, no!
I double-clicked one!
Aw, never spam-click in this fucking game.
Never spam-click in this game, ever.
because that shit happens
I am using a number piece that's why I double clicked it
that was the problem
I'd rather not get mind-controlled.
Let's see, I can go up here, flanked by someone though.
How many action-
I wonder if, wait, three? No, there's no way, it's too much.
too much old people use mouse what what no you can't reach this guy that was my
game plan no you can kill this guy though
Well you can't- I could rent him? I could? Fuck. Oh sh- shit me. Shit me. I didn't know.
Fuck. Okay, I am gonna let them come to me so I'm gonna take point here.
Yeah, I'm a little bit scared of that guy. A little bit scared. I could have
when I pressed tab to do it but I guess I didn't I have no turn after this I
want to go and just blast them in the face but wait hatch oh you're trying
aren't man of this mode enough 20 missions you were losing years of your
life yeah okay I need to make a game plan I could go here and I'm fine I'm
gonna do this fuck yeah I'm coming in baby all right tight tight tight tight
tight there's a 52% chance 33 I'll take the 52
yeah come on in pussy
I can do now! They're gone!
What just happened?
They got me!
I got eyes on them, troops!
to run this guy and then run back but I swear I tried tab and I couldn't target
him
fuck me this is really really really bad
well
so I guess when you're stunned or yeah no it's disoriented that's why
I'll go over here and shoot that guy. Yeah, it's this orients
No, why would you fire on that fire on this guy fucking kill him, please
We have two turns left so we could probably kill this guy I'm sure
oh shit fuck yeah god that was good we got a kill it's three turns though it's
kind of fine that's a danger that's a danger I have no critical it's only
Wait, is there another guy here? No, there's only one guy.
51%, is there any better cover I could get?
I don't think I'll be able to shoot him from here, will I?
That's what I don't really know if how I can like, check that.
this is from my current position not if I can yeah I'm holding alt but yeah I
mean this shows that I can I can target him if I stand here what's the what's
the percentage though 49 it lowered by two yeah but I'm full I'm fully
the thing instead. I fully sheltered. Yep.
I got nothing.
Yeah, you're resigning. It won't matter. You're open.
Okay, this is a problem.
I take it back.
This would have been so difficult to take losses like this.
The objective isn't worth the lives of our remaining troops.
I recommend we abort while we still can.
Yeah, maybe we should.
Maybe we should.
This wouldn't have happened if I rendered the other guy.
It just wouldn't have.
And you've got to kill them all anyways.
If you kill a body, can they then rest them again?
Oh yeah, I accidentally shot the relay when I double-clicked one also, but I mean, it's just a skill issue.
It's skill issue.
You know what? I might have a game plan.
I might have a game plan, actually.
I have a game plan, chat. I have a game plan.
Listen up. I do have a game plan. I do. I do. I destroy the relay. I hop up on the roof.
I have the high ground. And I kill them with Overwatch over and over and over again. And
there's nothing they'll be able to do. That's my game plan. Watch. It work.
What the hell is that?
I mean, I don't have to.
No, I unironically have a game plan.
No, that's not reinforce- isn't that my- wait.
Yeah.
Is this reinforcements?
That's what this is.
Yeah, mine is blue.
Oh yeah.
Reinforcements incoming.
Okay, fuck!
We got a dick!
What a- I mean if we- yeah.
Yeah, we have a dick.
We got a dick.
Yeah. Yeah, we have to dip. We can't win this. We can't win this.
That's okay. Sometimes you just gotta take the L.
And this doesn't waste the- this doesn't use a turn, I think, so.
But I didn't get to use my energy sword.
My energy soared.
It was still a shoe.
wait I get to play first right I get to play first
don't do this have mercy have mercy
resist it
It's fine bro, you don't need an randomizer for this fucking game.
It's okay though, like to be honest, if there wasn't skill issue I would have won that.
Like I accidentally double clicked so I shot the relay and then I didn't kill the guy
with the rent.
All right. Yeah night night night nice use of the Templar great great
Yeah, it's fine man. Whatever old man, whatever man
Hey, you're leveled up
What was this medical protocol?
The Gremlin came from healing actions remotely can heal
Grimly heal or Grimman stabilize?
Ooh.
And if you have medkit, oh, okay.
Send the Grimman to an enemy to jolt them, dealing guaranteed damage or increased against
robotic enemies.
Yo!
The heal.
I'm thinking of fucking heal to go on a-
How long doing?
Hey, listen.
It wasn't for nothing. It was not for nothing. It wasn't in vain.
I brought the Templar, fired a pistol with him, and then I tried to BM the alien only to get fucking one shot.
Oh, supply drop.
No, but it's fine though. This is redeemable, dude. It's redeemable is what it is. How many
maps does this game have? I have no idea. But the goal is clearly to kill these ones.
Where's this?
Hello commander, it would seem your recent activities have gotten Advent's attention
Our unwelcome guests are on the move
Advent has been but that was just it was skillish illustration. I had that I had that I
See with ease across the globe the exact details of these operations are highly classified
However they do have one thing in common a single word that appears in all their
files avatar I believe the black site we had previously uncovered to be but a
part of this avatar project based on what we have uncovered so far its true
scope is far greater this project is being directed from the very top of
Advent from a source. I am still unable to determine
All attempt yeah, crossy. You're the only one to survive last mission with failure
It is time to take a more direct approach
Though we may not know the exact nature of this avatar project. We can still disrupt it
We must root out these hidden facilities with the help of local resistant cells
disrupt our enemy's operations and in the process uncover the truth
and the thing is, yeah
and then destroy it
were the enemy to succeed in their efforts
I am certain it would mean the end for us all
I am confident you will take whatever measures necessary
to eliminate this threat commander
tracking the aliens progress on this avatar project here if they finish what
they've started it sounds like it'll be the end for all of us
what oh complete our primary objective to locate the source of the avatar
The aliens have dedicated an immense amount of time and resources to this project, Commander.
If successful, it will mean the end of human civilization.
That doesn't sound good.
Yeah!
Okay.
Ability points.
Ernesto! Ernesto!
Form soldier bond. Oh, you get health plus here. That's cool
I'm not spending any supplies on that shit. I want to get Reapers, but I need higher ranked soldiers
You
And Hudson
Yeah, plus one health is really cool. I mean that'd be nice to have like Sarah Williams
Once the avatar project counter long reaches maximum it will launch Garfield card executable on your computer as well as loose the campaign
oh no not that yeah I'm gonna get high-ranked soldiers now for sure
yo and get in there let's go fuck it
We have a long hand in hand with our new allies.
Commander, each of our soldiers has a unique relationship with their squadmates.
As they complete combat missions together, their compatibility will grow,
and can eventually develop into a lasting bond.
Ha! Yeah, I like this one.
I certainly hope our propaganda efforts
Not funded from my research budget
Slash
Winner
Winter Kirche one win 30 key
She won
There's been plenty of gripes about my flying, but I don't see anybody else stepping up other than the autopilot.
Hicks.
Winner...
Nordost 44 Yura!
Let's go.
Okay, save me on another mission. I want another battle mission.
I feel like every math I'm learning so much, dude.
Like I look forward to restarting and just like yeah dude yeah cool nice yeah
second course with a Mexican regional draft so how do I find this avatar
objects research no engineers bro I don't even have any engineers work others
this is basically covered actions for what an engineer yeah I don't have any
of those sorry the end yet build a workshop very additional engineer a
workshop a workshop
What does this mean?
Clear alien debris. Yeah, but I don't have any engineers.
I got a fucking engineer so I can't clear it.
It's okay. It's alright. I'll find an engineer right now easily.
I just I don't know how I find I think I got a research to find this stuff
Hold on so I'm going back and forth here, but I think I got a research
I'm still hard at work on the current research priority commander
Yeah, okay, it's only two days fucking
creations
Disabled truck supplies
What about going...heal faster? Templar HQ? I'm going...getting some supplies so I can
make some weapons. We gotta bring out the big guns now. Yeah, it's all about the research
It's all that which will finish now the improved swords
We're gonna win now. We're gonna win now
Assign you research now. I have to
cost weapons
But I can't I can't do that now these are the main ones I have to do so
Resistance communications five days
Yeah
We need to we need to do both anyway
Yeah, I just do it just do it just do it fuck the gauze weapons. We're still going this is PB dude. This is PB right here
We already have a covert operation underway commander. Yeah, we'll take some time. I was just clicking the thing man
It's fun in run. It's fun, dude. I
Have to do main quest or I'm gonna fucking die the avatar project
in an advanced supply line okay an opportunity to salvage some high value
materials
only we can clear out the alien forces guarding the site first
yeah yeah yeah let's go
fuck it let's go it's actually really funny run
just gotta like it's a lot to learn but yeah
who the lads holy fuck
Definitely winning this, no doubt.
I need a winner for this guy.
Winner, Keith Louise.
Keith Louise.
Alright, um, I guess we're good.
Wait!
can build armor I'm building an armor
weapons oh yeah I forgot I could build weapons I need alien Aloys though I don't
really know how to get those I can't make any
Hogan tight, let's go
You need engineer dude losing the first engineer mission is like the worst ever
You just get fucked
Holy no, that's 20
Yeah, this is our guy so sick. Oh, cool area. Last of us.
Okay, shh. Yay, I know. I get it, yes.
I get it, dude. Don't worry about it.
I'm checking for bad guys here I think it's a bit ballsy to be honest to go there
so early there's no cover here though I'm gonna go here is there a less
This yapping mod might unironically get it.
I need to scout.
I need some scouting here.
No enemies over here?
Okay.
This jail, they could be there though.
I haven't encountered the main yapper.
All the poster on the wall!
Yeah dude!
Yo that's sick!
What was the photo I took?
Hmm.
Hmm, I'm gonna have a bit balls wait no not with you fuck
Okay, you know what that might be okay though. It might be okay
Go here
It's all right, okay, I thought I was controlling this guy gotta pay more attention
There what is that?
snake
Without the introduction of human DNA, these creatures, once operating under the guise of a man-man, now show their true form.
A purely reptilian species.
No reason for them to die. The aliens don't need an infiltration unit anymore.
The war is confirmed. On the move.
I think, I feel like there's going to be aliens here too.
Maybe there is.
Am I getting caught there?
Oh, it's because he's breaking a window.
That's why.
Wait, the snake had boots?
Wait, that's sick though.
Okay, yeah, we could go...
Can you go here without breaking a window?
Or is it fire?
No, it's window.
Okay, you know what, I'll go here.
Got it.
It's our rifle guy.
10-4.
The official Twitter account retweeted fat fetish art of the snake lady.
Oh, Halo Wars! Dude, that game was sick.
Am I getting caught there? Wait, what am I getting caught by though if I go here?
Oh no, it's because he's jumping through the window. Stop jumping through the window, dude.
Go here.
Alright.
All of them are very...
Window
I'm just waiting for the enemies to show themselves I feel good in here I
Don't know where they are oh
You oh
Oh, that means you break- No, you break open the door, I see.
Okay, you know what? I'm gonna put you over on this roof right here.
You got plenty of area then.
There's no high guard though.
High guard.
Okay.
Welcome to high guard.
I mean we have to move out at some point or maybe it wouldn't be out because we have to
neutralize all of them.
Okay, let's wait and see what they do.
very guarded here I'm just gonna see what they do here okay where are you
moving and where are you I did not see you okay sniper move up I still don't
see them. I don't like this. I don't know where they are, man.
Headed there now
Can't just sit here forever
But I'm looking for high guards though.
I mean, if I go here, I'm sure then I'll see them.
There you are.
Okay.
Is that going to have a flamethrower?
What is that?
Okay.
So here we go.
We are guarded by high guards here, so that's super good.
I think you are gonna go through here and then blast them through the window when battle starts
So what's gonna happen here is let's see. Yes, you can what's gonna happen here is the sniper
Is gonna shoot her. She's gonna run and he is gonna high goer. I mean overwatch
Fucking same thing. He's gonna overwatch when she tries to run and then she's dead
That's the game plan. And if he misses, this guy will work on it. And the other guy.
Because we're not leaving this because we have a high guard here. Here we go. Game plan,
Executes.
Now try to run now then. Let's see what happens, yeah? Try to run!
What the fuck?
Shoot her!
Here we go. Come on. Come on, machine gun. Yes. Good job. Alright. Good shit, good shit.
Very nice.
We move quickly, we may be able to mark them for ourselves and prevent their airlift.
definitely more enemies here. I don't know where they are though but it's okay
we have a high guard here and we need to grab these so I'm gonna move out
I'm gonna call it high guard. We have another high guard here
We could also just move it
Over here and use over what?
Because I don't know where the enemies are
So I think we do that
Are they over there?
Oh, fuck.
Wait, what?
Oh, shit, they gave me yawing crates?
Okay, so now we gotta move.
Okay.
Where's all the other crates though?
How big is this map?
Oh, shit. This map is fucking big. Oh my god.
Okay, we have to move up then.
We have no choice. We gotta be some aggressive here.
There you are!
Uh-oh, uh-oh. I don't like that. I don't like that. I want high guard back.
No, wait a minute.
I could blow your covers.
Yeah, I mean this would blow both covers
and this. Fuck it.
I'm doing it.
still my turn it's can you move into high guard you can't target anyone from
here though can you target fuck no target previews no target previews target
preview from here high guard but no target preview fuck okay sniper
shit wait you're actually flanked from here though which is a little bit scary
Move here. Fuck, if you move there you won't be able to snipe though. I don't want him to get targeted by them.
They're far, but they can move up though. I mean, fuck it, whatever. Very fine, I'll trust.
Big deal! Big deal!
I mean I could send an aid protocol and then just move to to half guard from here
Just to be safe
Wait we have teamwork wait who has teamwork?
It's you oh shit
Now, in case he were to go for my sniper from all the way there, I'm gonna aid protocol
him.
Yay.
And then move up here.
Yep.
I think a little break from these won't random for now, grizzly.
I was really in the mood to try this game.
Fuck
Okay, I mean I'll be able to grab this I'll be able to oh you
Huge pussy all right, we gotta run and grab these before it's too late
Yeah, mark it please. Alright, good shit. You could move up into High Guard here, actually.
No, don't have him do it. Have... god damn it. Well, there's another crate here we can yoink.
and then we'll be in half a guard well maybe I'll be exposed after nah there's
no way there's no way let's get it
and then you yeah yeah he's over there okay moving to high guard here
I don't really know how big, like, I know they get like the Sharpshooter bonus or whatever,
or do they just get their percentage?
Don't really know.
So I'm gonna hunker over here, not like I need to be so far away, but...
My man's snap! Come back! Or ban!
Alright, you stay on the inside here with your machine gun.
That's a big base over there. I don't like those missile launchers that are on it.
Any high guard? No? I think those are explosives.
Ah, here's a high guard though. Let's go with that.
We have more crates here.
Let's grab some crates.
I keep saying it.
Yeah, because this is a high guard and this is a half guard.
High guard is insane in this game.
You gotta go for the high guards.
I know, I know now how good they are.
I think they're running away. I think this is fine.
There you are. Okay. Back to High Guard. We gotta go back to High Guard.
I gotta move back to High Guard here. I...
I could maybe nuke this guy. Wait hold on.
Maybe.
Just to like nuke him like that. Fuck it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
Okay sniper, it's all you now. Come on.
Come on!
Come on, baby!
Yikes.
I thought that would be higher.
37% chance?
That's...
I thought that would be higher because I have this guy close and...
no cover.
Well...
Yeah. I mean, we gotta go for it.
yeah it's a bit it's a bit uh far low cover
squad site minus 38 ah yeah he still has the cover it would be 20% higher he
still has some like fucking trees stump over there god damn it whatever I'm
taking it yeah yeah god this fucking
games tight
yeah you are I gotta move you backwards
The fuck? Oh, this fucking shit!
Dude, what is this?
Oh my god, that is bad, that is bad, that is so bad.
So you only have one turn now, but you don't.
You can shoot him from here. I think we can kill this guy together. Pretty sure we can.
Here I come!
54? But you're right there.
Shit.
Yeah, he's got high cover though. I mean I got the odds with me.
of
all of
73% chance, baby.
Alright.
I have one more move after this, too.
Come on.
Hit that shit.
Oh, this is such an insane sniper.
Fuck, I actually can't.
Oh yeah, I critted him.
That was the guy I was going to kill.
Okay, alright, alright, alright.
There's still more enemies about, which makes me really scared to keep you so far
forward.
Ahhhh, fuck it.
There's no enemies here though, so reload for now and just stay here and see what they do.
Ah, fuck man, they're gonna yoink these.
When is this mission over?
Ready to go!
There he is.
Fuckin snap Draco has been alive since the beginning because he keeps hiding in the forest
Chatters should be allowed to send messages. I never turned it off
The chatter should be able to send messages. I think the people picked might not know about it though X emote command. Yep
Chalogs X say command. Yeah. No, it's enabled it is
47% is there a high I mean that's a high guard and I get closer so that will be
super nice oh I can't wait to kill you snap Draco you little shit running away
and just over watching that's all you do huh running away and over watching
The percentages aren't as good as I thought they were.
I have a blue high guard here though.
Aw.
He can't shoot from there.
Oh, kind.
Fuck, I thought the percentages would be better.
I really did.
But I mean, they are in my favor, kind of, you know?
Fuck it.
51 dude I don't trust that I'm gonna high guard I don't trust this I don't
he's gonna shoot and then I'm gonna die
There it is.
Sword. You can't sword that far.
Really? You can run this far with sword?
Fuck it, I'm doing it.
Oh wow, I didn't realize we could run that far. That's insane. That's insane.
20 years of peace and prosperity will not be undone by the reckless actions of a few
misguided dissidents.
Watch we got a long watch now allows overwatch to trigger with squad site
Return fire when targeted by enemy fire automatically fire back with your pistol once per turn
I mean, I think I'm gonna long watch
Trigger with squad watch it's what side I mean
Because I keep him so far back he's barely he barely I've never used his gun ever I this
seems cosmetic to me I'm long watching I'm long watching
Yeah, he carried this mission he really did he really did
Damn look at all the loot dude. Oh, yeah, we got a viper
Yeah, I know I can't find any fucking
Combat against the aliens day in and day out is no easy task
And eventually the stress takes its toll in various ways
We'll need to keep an eye on each soldier to manage their traits
Most negative trains ever working close quarters like the adventure
Before the war we might have had time for training, but now they're gonna have to pick things up on the fly
Worked as well underway
great man this game's fire this game's really fun
man setting up ambush in the beginning with the with three other
overwatches is so insane that's such a key mechanic to learn it's so powerful
insane insane yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean I gotta save it's exactly midnight
solid be permanent without ever using overwatch and machines I didn't realize
it was a thing uh yes the black market can sell and stuff and all I need to do
is just I need to do a bunch of research now this game is fun as hell it's very
addicting and I haven't even I haven't even I've seen one class or like one
class unlocked there's so many more
why are we just lying when I'm right here
they always do this Allen they do it in my
offline shack constantly and then someone
responds really did he say that and then
the other guys like yeah he did and I'm
sitting here fucking playing where
wins meet and I'm just fuming because
I'm seeing it
ridiculous ridiculous man oh man then I see my yeah let's go now when it was
sick dude it was sick yeah I could make better weapons now that's what I was
gonna check actually I might not have alien alloy I don't know yeah no no dude
losing that first engineer mission is literally like the worst fucking thing
you can do it's so bad it's so so bad I can't do anything without him
But I'm still not gonna flush this attempt though, I'm not.
Now I'm at like 77, those guns are so much better, yeah.
Having worked in one of the facilities, I can tell you for a second.
They do offer a level of medical care unmatched by any previous effort in our history.
The aliens have effectively cured all of humanity's greatest ailments.
Yeah, I learned so much this campaign
Just the fact that you do ambushes with overwatch is just that's just game break like that that's game
Black market I need to save
Yeah, I mean I'm sure I'm gonna have to reset tomorrow
I'm sure I'll have to reset, but I'm okay with it. It's, it's all right.
A promotion.
Resistance order.
Embrace the gate crashing. Yeah, I never really did proper ambushes ever.
until this mission now is uh yeah yeah yeah
it is what it is man it's a learning curve
oh yeah you guys have this jika good ah fuck I'm actually running low on people
I have people ready though so I could actually I could send two people on this mission
Yeah
BOOM DANG!
WOOO!
Oh, there's an option to have soldiers speak the nationalities language?
Oh, shit.
That's insane.
There's a lot of languages.
Whip on upgrade?
Missed shots? Dude, damage!
What the hell?
Wait, that's insane on the sniper, isn't it?
What the fuck?
Right.
Sniper never missed.
Oh yeah, that's true though.
That is true.
There's a Star Wars Total Conversion mod.
version mod holy shit man oh man man I feel the insane addiction right now this
is really fun this is really fun dude
They got killed the boss isn't shit man god damn god damn what does this mean oh
Commander you should establish contact with the local resistance network as soon as possible
Hey millions are undoubtedly moving forward with their plans the outcome of this research
can only further our advances and then you got to do this one we first too late
the advent officers appear to be similar if not physically the same as the
common advent trooper in terms of power and agility however field reports
indicate a more developed mental acuity as the officers do provide tactical
directives to the subordinate advent forces
Nostae!
Uhhh, you thought I'd flush this for the first few hours for how brutal it was?
But it's just, it's such a big learning curve, that's the thing.
Games like this on stream, it's just mind-melting the first day.
This is like, why aren't you doing this? Why aren't you doing that?
I don't even know what you're talking about!
I don't know these fucking mechanics, man!
But when you learn, David, it's so satisfying.
I'm fucking saving, bro.
That's my save I will continue from tomorrow.
Mega Squad.
Yeah, there's also a lot of mechanics they just bomb you with.
And then all the portraits is talking to you.
you commander commander commander and it's just sick though a game's really fun
dude it's really fun I really like it
woo look at that I haven't met this guy I've only know I've met this not this
the sniper guy and I've met the assassin mommy yeah I'm definitely hopping on this
again tomorrow I look forward to having a reset resetting and like using this newly
found knowledge to get even stronger characters
that's what I look forward to man actually super fun game I thought that was a
what if it was like a sus folder dude with sus pictures nudes of me man it's
over
Aliens Dark Descent?
Oh yeah, well I know that one, yeah.
Is that kind of the same but with Aliens?
No, wait, no it is.
It is.
It's Aliens XCOM or shit.
It's not turn-based, okay.
Oh, yeah, look at that, oh, cool.
This one is real-time, all right, yeah, man, I'm really liking XCOM, though, like I fully
understand it, it can be like frustrating to watch someone new play these games, but
The learning curve is so cool, man!
It's so fucking cool!
Ah... 88 achievements in this game, damn.
That's the fucking SWOR mission, oh my god.
Oh...
The overwatch threw the floor into the fire.
What even happened there?
Oh, man.
But I feel like I learned so much today, dude.
I'm gonna forget it all tomorrow.
I won't trust like there's just so many cool strategies to learn and characters
and classes to mix and match it's really cool man Zelda Twilight went oh it'll be
cool to do this year but we'll see we'll see this shall see yeah dude my
template was fucking cosmetic man that was but that was actual skill issue like
I just I literally pressed wrong
Once and then the other time I could have sworn I tried to tap to the other target, but maybe I didn't so
Yeah, it's a skill issue man
Whoo any garfing tomorrow fuck no, I'm I'm I'm balls deep into XCOM now
God damn
God damn, now I'm out. Dude, I can like feel the adrenaline in my body, just I want to play more.
Ugh.
There's not many games that...
that give you that feeling, you know? It's kind of rare. It's kind of rare.
Darkest Dungeon did the same thing.
Woo! It's the addiction feeling, that's what it is.
Ugh.
They've taught human brain cells a test of chip to play Doom, oh fuck.
Yeah, and I like playing the Iron Man, dude, because now it's like, well, I'm gonna have
to restart, but with all the knowledge that I've gained.
And I mean, if I fail the engineer mission, I'm just gonna reset in the future, because
you need him.
Oh yeah, a wasteland, I've heard of those games, yeah.
yeah probably Lucía yeah probably oh wait I missed a link hold on it was an
Instagram reel I am so sorry I said I wouldn't forget and then I did I'm gonna
check it now it might I'm guessing it's like an ex-comp thing or maybe not it's
fine no matter what I'm so sorry nocturna I hope you're still here
what did you link me
oh no no no no no no no I don't want I don't I don't want to I just this this is
something a fucking deep sea shit no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no and
it's been trapped there for over 1,000 years it's so isolated that it literally
contains pieces of carbon dioxide that's broken down that existed during the
Roman Empire it's only in a specific place about a mile and a half deep in
the North Pacific Ocean and sunlight does not reach here at all so it's in
perpetual darkness. Never ever. Never ever. No oxygen in this water and what's really
weird about this place is sound almost doesn't travel at all. It's completely
silent and so submarines figured this out after World War One and started
traveling through these areas to avoid detection. The reason why this water
stays in this shadow zone area is because it is sandwiched between the
dense ultra deep slow moving abysmal water below and the warmer shallow
currents above while also being isolated from the circular movement of the ocean
that is usually everywhere else and anyways it's a really weird place
watch out for still water and still air and yeah anyways see you next one
bye
nah that's fucked the shadow zone
No, no no no no no no no more it's come tomorrow more sacrifices more deaths more wins
Yeah
That's what it that that that's where it's at. I am so addicted to this right now
But I like auto wilds yes, I did I loved auto wilds was great
more probing yeah which integration seems to work really good too I think I'm
gonna make like a pin or something so because I think a lot of people don't
know they can actually type in game when they get chosen as winners so yeah I'll
see you tomorrow chat never play next count it's so strange to be fair I
I mean, I never thought they, uh, I would really like it.
It's like turn-based, you know, kind of.
That's why, that's why.
That is why.
I'll see you tomorrow, chat.
Thanks to everybody.
Appreciate you all.
Everyone has signed up for Wings for Life.
Thank you, too.
Appreciate you all.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Bye-bye.
I love you guys.
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