I'm ready to open up the other party of life.
Wait for me, wait for joy on the air
To come down to me right to the sky
Look at my soul, the proof of the meaning
Oh yeah, I feel like, I feel it just as fine
I'm ready to win tonight, the other party of life, with me, the ring, the joy, oh, yeah.
this is going to hurt.
X. Come on.
Oh, yeah.
This reset is going to hurt. What
recent are you talking about? There
is no reason.
I'm excited I was expecting it.
Lucky streak. I have unlucky streak in this game. Unlucky streak.
I just lost one of my grid of deers.
last mission because he missed an 88% chance to hit and that was Hamo's best
name
lucky my ass
oh yeah i'm feeling like i'm feeling just as far as i can get
what was the timer when i stopped?
shit
it must have been like 20 hours or so
I
Made her one through the master got a challenge mode
Was it exactly 21 hours? I think it was. Something like that.
This little cube makes 37, but it'll be for 20 more.
I
Well, let's see what the time was
Yeah, it was
No.
No.
No.
I
Was me
All right
Well, the reason I spent an hour on this mission is because it was a ball so all right
There was a boss on me.
Are we still alive? Kicking ass?
Yup.
A bow!
A-ba-ba-ba-ba-bowl.
A bow!
Gatecrash your clip to keep you in the mood.
Why is this?
Yeah. Yeah. Hold on.
I have failed.
You have to be out of ammunition.
I didn't get it.
I'm trying on ammo.
I'm just confirmed on the move.
He's going to get made in for sure.
Yeah, this fucking game man this heckin game Friday guns thank you
What up, Maz? Oh, I forgot the, uh, Twitch integration. The Twitch integration.
I'm
There we go
I feel it like I feel it just as far as I can
It doesn't work. Count as me if so, son. Thank you.
To put it into perspective, that was literally 0.05% chance of happening.
Yeah, if you can trust the percentages in this game, which you fucking can, alright?
There is no way. There is no way that percentages are accurate.
Nye. Nye.
Hey, you. Stay a little bit. It's 29.
Yeah, man.
It's just nye.
I don't trust it. I don't trust it.
Shit, I'm in the middle of a mission. I'm gonna do a ten minute throw.
Oh.
are you in this mission contiki?
I mean you're never going to be walking in that game though I feel.
Thank you, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, he just needs to- NO!
Yeah!
No!
Yeah!
No!
Alright, I'm warmed up now.
Hey, you!
Yeah, I'm camouflage-
What was that?
Fuck man!
Wait, where are we?
Wait, listen.
I beat the boss and then there's some other enemy left on the map and I can't find him
and I have vision over the entire map so...
Where?
Where are you I don't know
Where is it because we're frozen there's no enemy left oh wait are you in here
I don't know where they are.
Nothing at all.
I am lacking critical information.
Who's moving?
Status confirmed all hostels are down in the area. Okay. Well status confirmed mission accomplished easy
Twenty years of peace and prosperity will not be undone. That was a rough mission. We actually lost someone misguided
It was Hubble's best mate that died
That was loud as fuck.
We got three promotions though.
We take those.
Yeah, give me the suppression maybe.
Fuck yeah.
Oh, I've never seen these.
Oh my god, look at all the ability.
This is salad. Oh yeah, this is salad.
Oh, if you did not move last turn, gain plus 10 aim.
aim and plus 10 crit. Aim, hunker down, now conferred plus 20 aim to the first shot on
the following turn. The following. No, I'm getting steady hands. I never use hunker down
on him anyways. He's always so far back, so that is fucking mental. Mental. Oh my god,
He's almost a Colonel! Colonel!
Ah, this Koon can even lift, it's 30 man, just came on in with 6-5-6-5, it's 5-9-9-9, it's 107, I mean it's like 7.
It will work. No aliens are hitting me today.
Oh, I've never seen these either, I think.
I think your grenades deal plus two damage or chain shot take a shot with an aim penalty of minus 15
If you hit the target you take another shot on the target automatically
Their aim is already so bad though. They've never hit shit
But I always use nades so I'm good I like I use nades all the time I'm gonna go nades
Shit that's a lot of gravely wounded people fuck
Aw, great, you negative trait.
Ah, where is Gerylathak, big school?
I wanna get some of this stuff, I haven't actually looked into this.
Ranged attacks against flanked enemies deal plus one, sword attacks have a bonus 10% chance to critically hit.
Bonus 10% chance to critically hit enemies for sharpshooter specialist,
gain plus plus 10 aim and the ability to critically hit when taking overwatch and reaction shots.
Hey, that's good shit.
Biggest booms.
Explosives can inflict crits. Okay.
What else?
Templar. Start every mission with one focus.
Skirmisher. Parkour.
5% chance for free move after the first move with a turn.
Griefer.
Grease hacking.
Advent Security House cannot see this unit.
Oh.
Hey, that's cool.
Arch says making Gorilla card game.
I think I'm going to get the specialist stuff.
We got to start buying these.
Also, I mean explosives can create is also kind of cool.
I could buy both of them because we got plenty of supplies.
got plenty of supplies. And this is also nice with the sword. I'm just thinking how often
do I use this. I mean it's kind of nice though. I'm buying it. I'm buying it. I'm buying it.
Also this with the running gun, ranged attacks against flank then. It means you just flank
a deal of extra damage. Fuck it. Let's buy it. I'll not spend anymore now. Very
pog, very cool.
Uhhhhhhh. You know items are being built in?
Hey, Blasma Grenade, can you upgrade the Skull Mining?
It seems like an upgrade.
New Intel gains, yada yada.
You can upgrade your Skull Jacks to significantly enhance the hacking ability.
Okay.
Hey, that's cool.
Wait, so there's Skull Mining and another, oh, you can build another Skull Jack, but
this is an upgrade to the Skulljack. I- I imagine...
Wait, Plasma Grenade is a general grenade upgrade? Wait, what?
This will just replace regular grenades?
I'll test it. I'll test it.
I thought those were either singular items you equip on them, like- like the ammo or the armor,
for example I thought the other like major upgrades were from the lab the
research well well it is what it is cave okay we're doing really well we
should get the supply draw yeah the game doesn't tell you it's squad yeah
Yeah, that's what I find confusing about this game a lot of the time
Overdrive serum oh boosted sludge nervous system resulting in greater mobility and significant damage resistance for multiple turns
It can only be used in combat once it will be removed from the soldier's inventory permanently once activated
okay let's try a arcon autopsy the product of an extensive fusion of both
alien biological material and advanced mechanical support systems the arcon is
an unusually ornate design by alien standards with an air of authority
spurred by its distinctive appearance I can only assume the aliens intended to
be something of a herald yeah you tear up that fucking arcon
aliens I should recruit more people to be honest cuz we're getting a little bit
low someone else to pilot the avenger never going to get any work done it's
getting a little bit rough we need to like build up another team any sweden
Where's all the Swedish people man? Amanda Armstrong.
I want someone that looks cool, that looks face.
That's kind of cool.
Shorts? Can't even fit the photo.
wow that mustache is crazy what flag is this I don't know this I don't know what
flight this is to be honest I'm very bad with flags
July 18th 2003 that's Scotland I Scotland forever you know I never
seen Braveheart you probably watch Braveheart
Yeah, I've never seen Brave Hards, I know, I know.
You know what, I'll take this.
Oh, y'all should make sure it's 10, man.
Thank you, I'm very generous.
Very much appreciate that, man.
Thank you
Thank you, welcome you fellas oh dodge
I think I needed more specialists. They're very good. Let's get a specialist
Now we're low on yeah, I've heard bravards are brutal I've seen Terminator 2 and 3 I don't need to see the first one right
against the elders we find nothing but success. gain additional resistors and
covered actions
looks like we got some new information on the chosen after our last covert up
we can help the skirmishers yeah
common enemy and together we grow strong all
all nice enemy units lose one action on their next turn if discovered on the
x-con turn
okay influence with the resistance factions as motivated them soldier bonds
hey
they've only show brave art each christmas for the last 30 years on swedish tv
They have? I didn't know they showed that.
We can reduce avatar progress here, but we don't really need to right now.
We don't really need to.
We can...
Salad is actually a major now, but I don't know if it took some damage last turn because I don't have a...
Wait, major plus?
Uh, is that like...
Another after major?
I guess so. I think we'll form a little soldier bond.
Alright, he's wound dead
What's that say?
It's actually looking a little bit shoddy right now it is a little bit scary
fuck it I'll do it
yeah oh golem superfan right hundred
supplies so you can unlock an additional
slot but it's monthly upkeep cost my
power is getting kind of low but I haven't
upgraded that power relay yet salad is wounded by the situation about R9
speech I tuned in and he was just lashing out dude it's crazy
my man was lashing out we got to make contact with
Well, the sniper is over here.
That's Reaper.
Here we have an alien facility.
So we do have to make contact over here, eventually.
Get another engineer on the landmark.
That's cool.
I guess we could take that, though not sure how many more engineers we need.
There are things in the radio, but you can stream.
What's the Asia 4-4 bonus?
This?
Laboratory facilities provide an additional 20% boost to research times.
Make contact and install radio relays on this continent to receive this bonus.
Yeah, you can like build some tower.
I don't really know.
Like here it says some tower.
I actually never done this.
It increases your income.
That was the last one right there.
I think all of it is...no wait, this one's not cleared.
No it is.
It is cleared, yeah.
Every single room is cleared.
Are you needing to tie a continent?
You don't have West Asia for it.
Okay, that's one. Alright. Cool.
Um...
A shielded...
So, these power coils, you wanna build a power relay, but I already have one though.
I really need one. I need to build a power chamber.
There's like hidden bonuses depending on where you build stuff in this game.
Or I don't know if they're hidden, but I don't- I haven't seen the game ever explain it.
So...
Oh, you have Psylab, too.
but power chamber is main mission I think I mean shadow chamber this is main
mission so I'm gonna build it
yeah sure fucking yeah go go go seven days
oh so it gives extra power or it negates the power use of the room okay
That's cool. That is cool. Unstaffed engineer. I don't know what to do with you, man.
It is what it is. It's all good, man. We can improve a soldier bond here. Why not?
Sounds good to me. Did I create a Skulljack? I do have a Skulljack, or I have like the
hacker thing, yeah. Blasma. So, I can cast a grenade augmented by alien energy
pulse tag. The phosphate does more damage than the standard frag grenade and is
more effective at shredding armor. So it's literally just a grenade upgrade,
which is insane because I use grenades all the time. Oh, we've honed our skills
in developing and manufacturing explosive ordnance mirroring that I use in
on his own weaponry but can you use those skills to upgrade our entire arsenal of explosives?
wow okay advanced explosives here
holy shit yeah i have a skull jack but i think skull mining is a upgrade to it
it's just an upgrade to the skull jack if i understand correctly
Hey, you!
Is it saying they took you this log to make better grenades considering you used them?
Because I didn't know it was an upgrade!
All the other weapon upgrades and armor upgrades comes from the lab research.
But then all of a sudden you have a perma upgrade in this section?
I thought it was like an exosuit or something that you equip on one of them.
So how are you supposed to know?
I guess you just make them and then, oh, that was a perma upgrade, I suppose.
Also, yeah, I was thinking if this was also a med kit upgrade. I
Mean, I'll do it. Okay
Just click all the things
Yo, YouTube gods, thank you, dude
Training complete that very nice very nice
I'm glad to see our joint effort paid off like we hoped.
Job's done.
We should hunt.
We should hunt.
We could hunt more here with a lieutenant.
Erguano.
I could send Karen instead.
And we do a little hunting.
We do a little hunting.
We have a bond Ross Brian get in there brother. You can send a Sarge
To minimize this so that's really good. Yeah, let's do it. Let's hunt this shit
All right now we go armory and we go soldier and we go this bond right here soldier bond
And additional
yeah holy shit 12 combined kills on these two damn
damn
oh me I go up hell yeah you want to be Scottish lads okay
Oh
Me I go
There you go brother. Oh, yeah, shit. I was gonna put this on
Think I just sent their guan on a mission I
Can still do it though. Yeah, give him that dodge
fuck yeah holy shit Ergwano is absolutely insane he's a murder machine
I've made a number of interesting discoveries commander it certainly is
infusion blade although I am still not entirely sure what the aliens hope to
That's been a blaze.
And Spectre autopsy. Man, we're running out of uh...
Here we are.
That was our ride, Zodja.
Nothing super special.
Fun with Friendster a bit.
We only did the first map on normal though.
Not sure how the grind is for Toxic Commander later.
Although I had realistic experience.
New target!
There's a risk of a capture on all covered actions.
It does just a high concentration of beast-like enemies, really.
Okay.
Um, so here we can counter stiletto rounds with a bleed, and you get a scientist there.
Or... hidden event here.
Ooh.
I think I'll counter the capture.
Imagine they capture one of my A-team.
Oh, I gotta hack the workstation.
Okay.
No, I gotta do this, I have to.
Oh, look at the grenades now!
Max one grenade per soldier, okay.
Alright, what do we have?
Grenadier Reaper Ranger Specialist Specialist Templar.
hey it's pretty cool I like it I haven't fought an alien leader yet I'm working on
discovering it two of their bases right now and then we're moving in
Wait, Rehoto, were you this one?
Yeah, you got taken before, that's why your name disappeared.
It's looking good.
I'm really excited for the Templar, because I want to level them up and see what they
do.
Making a lot of sure on the items here
Bring the acid grenade
Could use a mine shield and a smoke the Templars alive. Yeah, I know right
Yeah, I have I have a flashbang equipped. I think neutralize all enemy targets
And
move to secure the area expect hostile resistance our initial readings for
correct commander the aliens have clearly unleashed their most unrestrained
subjects on this area
whaaaaa
closing on target position now
on my way
closing on target position now
you have my trust
Oh, a turret.
Civilians.
That turret is a menace, dude.
Too bad you can't have any items because I have an idea.
To victory.
I
Call him to reach actually I can I can't hack
I mean we could test it
I've I haven't done much hacking in this game at all
Okay
Stun the unit
Build back will increase targets aim and defense so you can stun him or you can take man
It would be so nice if I had a higher hacking. I mean, I'm not gonna take it though
Damn this whole area is just well actually I could maybe go right side
Yeah, I could probably go right side
Yeah, you gotta hack for hack stats.
There's a level line.
Fucking hey.
There is no hairline allegation.
Oh wait, what are these enemies?
Oh what?
No, no, no, no.
These chrysalids seem a little smaller than I remembered.
Chrysalid.
Then again, it was never really their size we had to worry about.
OK.
A chrysalid?
I have never seen these before.
There's more than one though. I think the others are like back here
Okay, I mean we could see what they do. I'm a little bit worried about this one, but I think I can deal with it
Yeah, that should be enough if I move here it's enough to actually take this out I think if I want to
Okay, let's see what happens here
if they're yeah there's three of them okay
let's see can you reach this
nooo
see
okay it's alright that's alright you know there's another there's the other
turrets
Where's my grenade launcher, dude here acid plasma, so he definitely he could do it easily
I don't know who is mega hacker of hell
Wait, there's a different tack here now, okay
Let's see what this is
I think I like 65 and all of this 80 reduced enemy will by 50% that's 81% chance
That's actually not too bad though I could totally take that
We're gonna come in from 1994. Oh, yeah, I definitely never played that one
Yeah, I'm gonna do it but not right now like not yet because it will be really dumb to do it now
What the fuck?
I'm gonna kill the watch.
Keep him up here.
Don't reveal him.
What about your haywire?
Locking it on.
83 to disable. 42 take control. Okay. I have a game plan, but I gotta see what these spiders do first.
I officially have a game plan.
We gotta see what they do first.
I
Can stay up here
Shit I think I sent the wrong dude. I was gonna hack with the other one. It's fine though. It's okay
Oh, yeah, they're coming this way, but I am over watching in case this would happen. Oh
Oh my god, they don't see me.
Well, time to
fuck around and find out what these guys do, I guess.
could easily triple plasma then yeah let's do that there's not a risk shift
Don't move, don't do shit.
This will work.
Scary part, I just don't know what they do, but it's alright.
I- I want their guana to go in there so he could bladestorm, but...
Yeah, he's a bit too far away, man.
We gotta get some info first.
Alright, you stay here, hunker down.
Don't overdo yourself.
Alright, final move, plasma, into the... triple.
I'm not sure I can make it!
You will never hide from me.
What?
Hey, you!
That wasn't bad.
What just happened? What?
Is that some kind of gimmick?
I'm going to take that turret out. I don't trust this shit. Is it clear?
fuck it's a timer now right I gotta remember it's a timer so we gotta move
move it.
Solid right there.
It's not that far to move though, we just gotta take out the turrets I guess.
There's Guano took some damages, unfortunately, let's hide down in here.
Alright, you got a scout ahead here, a scout ahead.
You try this hacking thing.
Can this be my first hack?
81%
Yay!
I'm gonna shoot at this bug that's apparently out of the distance somewhere.
Okay
I don't know
I don't know
That one's left
You can still move up.
I mean we could probably go there and hack with him.
I'm sure it's fine. Fuck it, I'm sprinting into darkness.
Okay, alright, alright, alright, alright. That's good, now we got vision on those guys.
I
Can stun him I don't know how long it lasts though, but I'm gonna test it
No, no, no, no, but it's on it. I'm in fuck off
Both that fuck
But it was right on it I I called she is
All right, just hung her down here
In you to what?
Wait, can she okay, what is he he's out of there?
I'm hungry though. Yeah, good hunger. I figured he would shoot him there. We gotta fix that
uh, we really gotta fix that. We gotta heal. Can you heal yourself? Yeah. Here we go. Go
7 to 8, they have a lot of... wait I have another one that can use this right?
Yeah, okay, well we don't have to risk this guy then in that case.
plenty of damages
a crit
that move can't crit
eights
oh maybe it ignores armor
that's why I guess
I guess it ignores armor
oh g... um...
where are you?
I'm trying to sneak into that uh... in here
Yeah, he's like very good on robots.
I think it's the first time I've used him.
Oh my god, that is fucking awesome.
Car. That is awesome. I wonder if there's any enemy over here. No, there's no way. That's
the edge of the map. I'm going to sit here. Good. All right. We're doing fine, dude. We
We should move up team a bit.
Because there will definitely be a fight.
But don't do any yellow move now.
Whatever you do, don't do a yellow move.
Because that could be very risky.
What's over there?
It's five turns, yeah, but it's fine.
I should have- I'm pretty sure I'll have plenty of time for it.
I think these guys might aggro soon, so...
Because they're gonna walk back here now.
We-we-we-we-we-we-we have time, we have time.
We definitely have time.
as you order commander
can you actually blow up the pc?
Surely not, right?
Oh, you actually can?
No way.
No way.
Well, I'm gonna chill here a little bit.
I mean, I could just draw a claymore here and just nuke them when they arrive.
Yeah, fuck it, dude.
Fuck it, dude.
Now we wait.
Those bugs patrol here anyways.
I'm pretty sure.
Okay, we move up.
Wait, hold up.
How close can I move before the aggro though?
That is the true question.
I think they're gonna aggro when I move the dude up there.
Pretty sure
Pretty sure this is probably fine
Stop yelling it just
Wait can this blow off
No, can it nah nah no way you can
I think it's just fire. I don't think this blows up. No, it doesn't blow up. I don't think so
I think it's fine
Not gonna get one guide here
Three turns left after this yikes. All right, we're gonna move
high cover or move up now let's move high cover the aggro no aggro oh I just
I just want you to aggro
I will sense any disturbance
No one has a year to go now
What the fuck was that?
Oh my god hit them hello
I mean I think I can remote hack it with like a robot if I get close enough
Okay, this guy is moving about
Fuck you have no ammo left
I was four misses in a row dude
Okay, shitting out this is a this is a tight situation now
No kills on me and that fucking clay Morris.
I can't plasma this guy and kill him with him and then move.
I might aggro the other pod though.
Is this fully the Husky Squad?
I actually have no idea.
to get hold of them. It would have been nice actually. I could expose this guy. Fuck it,
I'm just gonna throw.
You go and kill this guy, build some stuff, and we can go on the other side and we can
potentially...
We got momentum.
Here's the interesting part, I could actually kill another one with this momentum.
If I shoot here, that's guaranteed.
Three turns for this hack.
Oh yeah, true, there's, well, yeah, no, this is parry, oh.
Huh.
That's crazy.
But I think I'm fine just going back here.
It's only for one attack, otherwise it'll be insanely broken.
Okay, this is fine.
We can work with this for now.
We've got to reload your gun.
69% on this guy.
Or, this guy is going to run up and I can overwatch him.
That also works.
I fucking hate- I hate timed missions so much. They are the worst.
Who else die of left you? 62% to kill this guy.
I need to kill that Kiraesalid.
Launching an acid grenade there will be tight.
But you gotta be so careful on these fucking time missions otherwise you run out.
That's why there's so much doubt right now.
I think this Chris Ollet is gonna run up here so I'm gonna do this.
Then I can use this to shoot the heavy launcher for a 67.
We take that, we take it.
Now I can parry here.
And I could actually take a shot here.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
7 or an 8 on 62%.
I'm using better icons mod.
Nice. And I'm also using a twitch integration mod.
Oh yeah, I always forget that I should reload before shooting.
I always forget it every time.
It's alright though, it's okay.
Man!
Okay, um...
Let's move up here.
The thing is, I'm pretty sure I can remote hack this with a specialist, so...
If I...
man just chill out chill out oh my god if I have the fucking claymore now oh what
What is going on over there, they could kill me.
Okay we gotta start moving up.
you can easily kill this guy easily that will however aggro these guys which
could actually be good if I can bait them over here
it's two turns I think I can walk the backside and remote hack it I think I
can. I think it's, I think as possible.
No, why would you jump up here you don't even know where I am?
Why would you randomly jump up there you fuck?
Oh, it's me. I was waiting.
Oh, and then this guy's fucking camping my ass.
I mean, we can move and we can re-shadow.
We could move- oh fuck. We could- we- oh.
We- we- we- mm.
The thing is, had he not moved up here and actually aggro the guy that's out in the open,
like a normal enemy would, I could have just snuck in and done the mission.
But no, he had to randomly jump up on the roof, and run right into me!
Because why not?
Oh my god, alright.
Who has the biggest hack?
How can I check their stats?
Can I check their stats mid-mission?
I need to see which one of these has the biggest hack.
Play Garfield to relax.
No!
Is it F1 or F2?
No, apparently that's like a mold, dude.
Fuck... parrying here is not gonna...
I mean it'll cover one hit.
I mean I could also move over here and maybe like, split him out.
Yeah I could try to hack and cancel but I gotta move them all up first.
Fuck!
Yeah, I got bugs, man, I do.
Let's just try to run away.
Let's just try to sit over here.
Alright.
Okay, uh, this is not fun.
This is not fucking fun.
Or is it?
No.
Erguano, please, please why is this rocket so scuffed?
Erguano, oh wait magic
Four to seven it'll probably I don't know if this removes armor fucking I'm taking it
We need to get in here. Let's see. I need to get close enough. Oh, wait, can I?
No!
Oh, that would have been so perfect. I mean, I could go here.
Cast Shadow.
Wait, how many tiles? How many tiles am I allowed to move forward?
It's not enough it's not enough I need to get closer
Oh
I need to go like over here because then a next turn
Next turn I can go and hack this
Welcome to next episode of Elias long toxic commander geeky. Oh
Yeah, no, yeah
Yeah, no. Okay, let's move up. Let's try to move up and see if we can hack it. I need to be way closer though, I think.
Way closer.
Slash kick him off.
Fuck.
Who are you, Iqmel?
I'm going!
You can't hack from here?
Shut up, you're not getting to the evac.
How close do I need to be for this hack, I wonder.
Well, I have vision on it, at least well, I have.
I'm gonna try this.
I'm gonna test it.
I can handle that.
Oh, this is F.
This is probably F.
Unless, unless, maybe he will ignore me.
I mean I have to take the shot, I have to take the chance.
How many?
One, two, three, four, five, six...
It's too far. I need to...
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I need to be close enough so I can hack this next turn.
I have to yolo it. I'm yoloing it.
I'm yoloing it. I have to yolo it. I have no choice.
We're near the objective. Commander, we have confirmation of the exposed access point.
I could send an aid protocol to you. What's over there?
I could send an aid protocol to you to make sure you live.
Maybe.
I mean, it's not like it makes sure, but it's plus 30 defense, so that's good.
I need a more snuggled position.
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I'm gonna be surrounded.
My god, all that ain't all that ain't protocol
No, no, no, no, no
Oh my god
I
Remember was shutting down this is your last chance to secure the data
Come fucking move
Oh man.
No!
I'm gonna see if I can reach the remote hack
But like is this vision how do I know if I have vision on it though?
Like does it show if I were to like yeah, it doesn't show on the target preview
In before you
I mean, surely you can, and it doesn't say hack though, it says download.
Yeah, there, yeah, I mean, blow the wall yourself up.
The thing is, all I need to be able to do is move, that's it.
That's all I need is to be able to move.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Fuck.
Which enemy is this?
All I need to be able to do is move, but how do I- how can I-
I don't know which enemy it is.
What the fuck do they look like?
Those bugs with horns for sure
But how do I know which one why can't you see here when you hover over it?
Maybe
No. Maybe? No. No. Don't worry Commander. We can get him back at the next gate, Shashi.
It's not close enough. It's not close enough.
Helvette.
Helvette.
Helvette.
Okay, so...
I have to see if I can give vision on this thing.
I mean I envision on that's probably that guy though.
I envision on one of them here but that's probably this guy.
I need to get the Muzzy.
The Muzzy is what I'm trying to kill.
It's everyone but him!
It's time to let go of just no there's there is there's always a way out there's always
a way out I just
I can't get close enough for this.
They they can't.
Like he he doesn't offer that far at all.
This is the range, it's like nothing.
It's not even close to close enough.
Hell, aw, it's over.
It's fucking over.
Because I can't get vision on any of them here.
no vision. Yeah. I'm so close, like it's right there, that's the annoying part. I have an
acid grenade here but this is going to be completely cosmetic.
I just have to pay respect to this run.
It's not even close.
It ain't even close. Man, what the fuck is this shit?
Yeah, there's... we gotta pull back.
We gotta pull back.
It ain't even close to getting there.
Call in the cavalry.
There's nothing we can do.
This would end my turn.
I have no friendship to give an extra turn.
I...
New people f**k for my- congrats, Alan! Yo, thanks for the raid, man. Appreciate it.
appreciate it yeah look at this situation I'm in I have one turn left to
download this terminal my plan was to get my reaper to download it and look
what the fucking enemy did I'm surrounded so I can't use my turn to go to it you
must hold one half minutes in the final five minutes of the game it seems hard
the final five minutes they can go through the window why can't you yeah
Because the game is a fucking gimmick. That's why I can't move anywhere. They can jump through this window, but I can't so
It's probably too high up. That's why
Okay, well I I
Need to let it go. I need to let it go
Thanks for this upcoming reset so I can watch the full run your circumcised you tell out
What if I were to crit 420 nosco?
What if I were to crit 420 nosco?
Then you can move diagonally, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can move out diagonally.
30% crit chance.
If I insta-kill him, it actually is possible.
It is.
No, I have 30% crit chance.
Why not Weedman?
Because that guy is not- well, is he?
Can I move this way though?
I don't know if I can, and even if I can, I think I'm one tile away from getting to the hack then.
So if I were to go here, I can't.
I might not be able to anyways, to be honest.
Let me check combat protocol real quick.
Hey, you?
Yeah, it's not a problem.
I'm taking the shot. I'm taking the shot
Let's go
We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go.
No, but I- God, why does it- Actually, that's pretty good, never mind, that's actually
kind of fine.
Uh-huh, we- yeah, it is what it is.
At the end of the day chat, it is what it is.
not much we can do we get the fuck out of here why can't I move up here oh my
god I blocked him I blocked his path wait actually I could do this
Ready to boogie? Hellvette!
Yeah, I guess you need to hunker down and hope for the best buddy.
I'm good on.
Back in the air!
For the cars!
I'm sorry buddy.
Oh fuck, it mills still here.
No, it will be too greedy.
I'm guaranteed to save Iqmo here, but I can save Kosh too, maybe, or they both die.
Yeah. Nah. I think I'm poisoned too, aren't I? Yeah, I have some weird poisoning on me.
Yeah. Kosh, you're dead. You're dead, dude, you're dead. It is what it is at the end of the day.
How much damage do you deal here anyway? 6 to 8. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
I mean...
Can I see my debuff anywhere?
No?
The red thing? Oh, is it this?
Oh, yeah, thank you. If this unit dies while poison will form a cocoon. Oh
so I
Can kill it I could send a combat protocol kill it this one
So
No, the thing is, even if I run away, if I run away with Kosh and I use Shadow, they're
just gonna bum rush if I'm gonna kill him instead, so, yeah.
But to be fair, that might actually be worth it, because the Reaper is unfortunately more
important than you would know. Unfortunately. So, what we do is we kill the Mazzie. That's
just the- wait. Oh, combat protocol will end the turn. Oh, I thought you could use it and
shoot. Okay, well, what if you heal yourself? That shouldn't end your turn. You heal yourself
and then do combat protocol and then if you survive next turn turn turn turn turn turn
uh then you can actually run for the exit so Reaper is poisoned but i don't think it's like
it doesn't say that it takes damage
Or yeah, I don't know it doesn't say that it doesn't say that at all
Block ladder
Dude, they will move it this guy
Even if I block the ladder this guy will literally just move up here and go and kill me this way
They have like infinite movements
they have it infinite movements I'm I believe in my first play fuck chats play
I'm believe I believe in my first play of many heel combat protocol get the fuck
out of there I believe in this play let's see what happens
Now the question is where are we gonna run back as far as possible I can
actually go up on the roof how does vision work when you're above them
uuughhh
Sometimes they like see up on roofs
What if they see where you're running because of that?
Ah fuck it, I'm just gonna test it
Surely it will work, right?
If no, you're so dead. We all might be so fucking dead
Cause if I go here, they might move through and then they're gonna run right into me
But if I pull backwards
We might be fine. I don't know how the vision works if I go up here. I don't know if I trust it
Because sometimes they have like vision they can see above. I swear I've seen that.
I swear I've seen that.
Yeah, I won't I won't be flanked.
I don't think I'll be- I think-
One, two, three...
Ohhhh...
How many tiles is this?
What's their vision like?
I mean if I go here and I hide...
I'm not flanked, but they could run right into me.
I'm going here.
I am trusting you.
OK.
OK.
OK.
I was falling in the shadows.
OK.
Wait.
Oh, you get another turn after this?
I didn't know.
OK, that's fine, though.
We're good.
I think we win.
We're good.
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Just fucking pull back.
Just hide. Hide somewhere.
It's a win, dude. We win.
I don't think Poison Ticks. It doesn't say it does.
I'm just gonna hide behind here and let him all walk on.
I go where you tell me okay yeah I really appreciate the tooltip for
telling me that the fucking poison from them ticks that's epic really epic right
there nice I love when the tooltips explain the mechanics amazing amazing
great fucking shit-bast game well you know what it's knowledge though it's
knowledge it is knowledge but it's minus
why couldn't they have added takes damage over time
Oh
If you did not attack this turn hunkered on automatically if you score a kill during your turn the next attack against your turn the end
You score a kill during your turn the next attack against you during the end of a turn will miss
Damn
Holy shit even area of effect
Give me this SHIT!
Well, we got some promotions at least, gotta look at the positives.
Brennetax 3 she has a very focused, summon a pillar sounding enemy to act as a high cover
point.
Oh, what?
Do the last number turns equal to the Templar's focus level?
Pillars does not end the Templar's turn.
Oh, okay, that's tight.
Who is this?
Sunstrike.
Strike an enemy with sonic force, knocking them back in the direction of the attack.
It's long strike, it's 6 hours to hit, the increase performance of each focus level.
First, it's a certain target for each focus level, which does not end the turn by a two-turn cooldown.
Two-turn, and what is this? Face off.
Every visible enemy with your pistol.
Okay.
Ohhhh.
Fucking hell. Yo, I arrived, X-Bit 6, Blip Blasix 27.
Oh yeah, this is nice if you can get a bounce. How many times can it bounce?
I've managed to make it bounce twice.
Face over the ship movie.
I saw it, not for the first time, but I watched it again like last year.
It's a fun movie.
It's a fun movie.
Pillar sounds kind of fun gimmicky, but I'll take the aftershock, it's more useful, more
straightforward.
Oh, dog.
I'm pretty sure I saw that on an album cover decades ago.
Dog.
of
all we learn some things at least
risk of capture now yikes it's fine though we'll bounce back we'll bounce back what
What we need to do is recruit.
We gotta recruit some people.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Commander, I appreciate you recruiting new staff for the engineering team, but as it stands,
we have people still waiting for an assignment.
Yeah, they can do shit right now, I think.
I'll check.
Hold on.
No, like Uber cool character Jenkins taking James
You know, uh, I probably wouldn't be alive today if it weren't for your father.
He was, uh, something of a miracle worker.
Getting the Avengers power back online was a miracle.
I'm not entirely sure how he deciphered the truth.
Oh, let's train another specialist.
But we'd still be half-buried in the sand if he hadn't.
He'd be the ever-
Well, you both are dead of gratitude.
You can honor his memory by using this ship to destroy the aliens wherever we find them.
You'll get no argument here.
Okay, well, on to the next one, great.
Okay, you.
Yeah, Joy, I'll try, man, I'll try.
I will try.
level and battlefields medicacion some substantial upgrade over standard
Medicaid increasing the health restored to injured soldiers I'm gonna wait for
something else maybe that's school mining shit or something great flush in
No Cal, great flushing, but this is far from over.
It's just a minor setback, that's all it is.
Man, man, man.
Just empty empty empty.
Lab resistance from SILab is what I gotta make, yeah.
I gotta make a SILab, I've never made that.
There's probably like three reapers killed this campaign I think.
Okay, we can make contact with this I guess.
Why not?
Then we get the bonus.
Call some intel but we'll do this.
We need to up our contacts, you know.
We reeeeeeeeeeeally dooo.
Oh, the project's kinda fine. I would love to get this one up.
A refraction field, what was this?
HAH!
Okay, well, I guess we do this one
We had some wounded soldiers requiring treatment we got this wrong hold
Oh with a few days rest they'll be ready to get back into it nice
Intel on the chosen pretty soon. We'll be able to take them down permanently fuck. Yeah
The effect of all weapon mods increased. Oh shit, that is nice though. Soldier promoted!
good. Our influence with the resistance factions has motivated them to share some new information
on the chosen. You need a skirmish or a rebirth for these? I mean if it's optional you don't
need it. Now we can actually hunt down two of the chosen ones right here. That's actually
kind of cool. That's pretty cool man. That's pretty cool, bro.
I guess we got to recruit a little skirmisher. Horror Deathcore with Sick Eldritch Horror
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What is deathcore?
Nah, it's all good for man, it's all good dude, it's all good man.
Promotion man.
Even you that dodge buff would actually be pretty juicy.
That would be pretty, pretty good.
Let's recruit a skirmisher then, shall we?
How do you go to that card area?
Or you like choose your cards or whatever?
Is that resistance ring?
Oh, you can't change them. It's, uh, okay, month. Monthly, alright. I see, I see. All
good, all good. Oh, okay. High priority research projects are available. Okay.
We're impressed with the strides we've made in infiltrating the alien psionic network.
The depths of their technological advancement continue to leave us one step behind.
However, with the enhanced decryption capabilities of this chamber,
I'm confident we will find a great deal more information than we had previously hoped for.
Oh, that's the deathcore is right, yeah, I think it'd be starting.
Okay, we can examine recovered fully prepared to begin our analysis of the material recovered from the advent black site
With the shadow chamber fully operational, we can use this advanced decryption capabilities to analyze the codex artifact recovered by our forces
So these are the main mission right here, nice
Let's do the black side vial.
All research probably is spended, okay, that's good I guess.
Okay, cool, cool.
Training complete.
I'm sure I'll get another chance oh okay that's good sabotage
We've managed to track the chosen hunter to this region.
So now I have these.
Make confidence to all radio relays.
Is this the radio relays?
It costs supplies.
Okay.
Oh, and it also reduced to make contact.
Okay, I'm gonna test this.
So you need two of them.
Tight.
Tight.
I want this one, dude.
The effect of all weapon modifications, that will be tight, that will be super tight.
Wooo, skirmishers!
Now we gotta recruit a Reaper.
No, there's no Reaper here.
There's no Reaper.
but that means we could actually full send here then you unlock the chosen
stronghold mission you get hacking here so we can sit inside her and then we
You can add in the skirmisher.
Oh wait, you rank up.
Nice.
Oh wow, Jesus Christ.
Okay, I'm fired upon getting one extra action on the next turn to get someone's permission.
Throwing a grenade or using an item no longer ends the turn? Okay.
Use the grapple to pull yourself to an enemy and deliver a ripjack strike.
Oh yeah, that's a breath.
is cool. Subsequent shots on the same turn provide a plus 10 crit chance if
against the same target they also provide plus 10 hit. Oh yeah right because they
can fire twice with their bullpup or whatever. Saturate a cone-shaped
barrage of bullets at every enemy in the area. In addition the cover of those
enemies can be damaged or destroyed, but he uses a lot of ammo.
Attack an enemy with electrical lash, it does not cost an action. Yeah that's cool.
Double damage to robotic enemies. Game possibility with every kill in this turn.
And an extra action to a squad mate.
Okay, that's huge. That's fucking huge right there. Free ripjack attacks on any enemies that enter or attack from melee range.
Free Ripjack.
Ripjack.
Ripjack.
Return fire. Interrupt. Powerful form of overwatch.
Oh, it's like a Bladestorm-like. Okay.
Powerful form of overwatch. Instead of firing automatically, perform any single action.
Some actions are not available during interrupt, like overwatch, I'll definitely get in combat
presence.
So yeah, this is basically just Bladestorm, I'll take that.
So you get to choose which action you do instead of them like blindly shooting when overwatch.
That's pretty cool, actually, that's pretty cool.
Also when targeted, fire back.
We only trigger once per turn, it can be triggered by melee attacks and air effects.
It will not trigger when targeted by overwatch.
Okay, I'll take some return fire.
Why not?
Yeah, Wrath is cool.
Wrath is cool, I do like that one.
wind's kind of tight too. Oh yeah, I like whiplash also. Give me whiplash. Not quite my tempo.
Nice. Let's send them out on a mission.
We've constructed the ring facility commander, but currently we don't have any soldiers deployed on covert actions.
We will have it right now.
There we go.
we will find the base of this one if this
succeeds now hopefully they won't be
captured
yeah it's a running cap yeah for fun for
a few days with friends there's a lot to
grind and level up like every weapon and
all that in classes for classes
all right cool um we build a coming message for you commander
patching it through to your quarters now leading the resistance is a daunting task
can summon adventure for you so far have you been wondering if we have made the right approach
We have to do better
Dude I should nuke tug tug the moment I can
They step up their construction efforts reducing the alien facility counter by two weeks
Some of the ventilators are bleeding
Okay, now we can get this though.
The effect of all weapon modes, we take that.
Enemy units lose one action on their turn if discovered on the XCOM turn.
All black market costs is reduced by 33.
That could be huge actually because you could buy real good shit from the black market.
All knowledge gained.
I mean I might try to go for the Ranger immediately when I can if I have the soldiers for it.
Yo Brae, thanks 70, Spartan Left 4 to 4 Slash, thanks 70, and thank you.
This is only the beginning, is it? Yeah, I mean that's where...
Well, no, it doesn't have to be, it's when discovered.
But it's only once, I imagine, yeah.
Can't be every turn.
OHHHHHH
It's good if you don't abuse the ambush mechanic.
Yeah, I mean to be honest I always get fucked by the overwatch ambush anyways.
It's true.
It's true.
I'll test it, I can always switch next month.
For the defeat of the builders.
Why not?
Why not? Let's build this shit.
Still can't believe it's come to this.
I truly hope those gruesome images are the worst of what we find today.
They're slaughtering us, Doctor. What could be worse?
We're about to find out.
I've touched the Statochamber directly into the ship's computer.
It's been sifting through the material we've recovered non-stop since our return.
How to lobby sequences?
Genetic sequences.
In near-infinite combination.
Yet all bearing similar genetic markers.
markers human markers there must be thousands of them tens of thousands and
the procedure is still nowhere near complete which is why we need the ship's
computer to find out where they came from by cross-referencing them with the
data we've managed to have from the outnet network
It's an admission file from one of the gene therapy clinics.
Avatar, just what exactly is in that vial?
In my worst nightmares, I would never have imagined.
Doctor, I believe we have found the missing civilians.
That's... that's impossible.
clinics millions of people just looking for help medically screened and
selected suitable candidates taken to that contemptible facility to be
processed what the fuck that's awesome we now possess but why do this I could
not begin to fathom a guess at this point there exists no research that
would ever warrant this. It's genocide, doctor, and these people are walking right into it.
We may not know what they're doing with this stuff, but I think I can find out where it's going.
Got it. High security production facility, standard defensive component.
Did I strongly suggest we pay them a visit, commander? Agreed. The information we gain
could prove invaluable towards stopping the alien's true agenda.
Listen, I'm killing that Sniper first. Investigate the Blackside Vile coordinates. Okay.
That's the next main mission. I've updated our latest operational objectives, Commander.
All we got to research the codex brain now
We've made initial contact with the resistance operatives working in this area commander
They're going to show us how to get into the alien forge facility commander
We've had the shadow chamber running the numbers. These are the tactical projections for our next field operation
I don't have to do that now, right?
I want to finish my thing.
The game's gonna tell me if I...
Uh-oh.
You should've...
Fuck you!
You should've...
You should've...
You should've...
You should've...
You should've...
Father fuck you man and let me build my tower
this is bad this is bad this is bad this is bad this is bad this is bad
ok salads and havelas part of this group
si
this group. We have a good team. We do actually have a good team set up. We do.
uh
Salad is my highest ranked character
A ranger a captain ranger right here not named
Wait, was it gollum superfan right? I did say that.
Now our midkits are better too. Come on team, fucking nail this. Get some good ass
levels
I'm so poor, it's fine, I'll do without it, surely.
Where is my mind thing?
Looking tight, looking good, looking solid.
I don't think I have any more weapon upgrades to apply.
Sure, I did recruit a Scottish guy.
Now a motor game.
Rescue six in your lives.
Are you dead, P-Bears?
No, I think you're alive.
Right?
Leave me a shot.
31, Jepsen Higa was trademarked.
Please stop using-
My bad.
Ennis-15, hostile forces are attacking the outpost.
all enemy units and protect those civilians advent came in hot and so did
we you won't have a concealed position for deployment on this one
wait what was that oh that's cool Jack okay all right we're at there so we are
We're on the edge of the map right here.
That's cool.
We take that for now.
On my way.
I'll take the high road.
Did you just aim that aggro?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you can do that, I guess.
I thought.
Oh, yeah.
Right it's one of these missions. It's all right. Okay, we have to make sure
Fucking crystallids are so scary because hold on where can you move?
Hold up how many
Rangers is there another Ranger here? There's only one Ranger
There's only one Ranger. Okay, I
I only I've only met Chris all it's once and they lay like eggs or some shit
fucking weird fuck I should have pulled salad back down actually cuz they're
gonna climb up and kill him maybe
The thing is, I haven't used BladeStor much at all.
I'm gonna put this on salad, uh, cuz I think they're gonna climb up and try to kill him
here.
I got a fucking overwatch, because they're all gonna come here and then I'm fucked.
I got a hanking overwatch, bravo.
I hope it's worth it.
I'm covered.
Not the warlock.
Okay, good.
Right on schedule.
Skirmishers, he doesn't like.
I appreciate that.
It's one of the chosen. This mission just got a little more dangerous.
Attack the Hellendals!
Oh, fuck me. Okay, dude, these enemies are so ass!
Come on, focus!
Please hit him, please, for the love of God.
Please hit him and kill him
91% not too shabby I could actually bum rush up here and just shoot I guess yeah I actually
I do have a plan. I could go here, shoot Mega Thunus, and then Zindorado is gonna run up and try to kill, and then he gets Bladestorm and dies.
It's gonna work. Where is my cursor? It's not on the roof, is it?
No, it's not. It's not! It's the one that roofed!
Roof! Fuck this thing. Roof! Can I- Roof! Okay, no, man, no!
Okay, well I guess I'll try something different. We'll do this instead.
I should have reloaded before I did that, but I always forget it.
I'm looking for the civilians you can see yeah there's one
You mean a bark like a dog? You mean a small dog? Or a big dog? Lifeline it.
I see it.
Up you go.
Grenade out!
I'm trying to spread out someone here.
is a juicy grenade right there hold on I can reload first and then a grenade
I'll have a free reload I'm not sure I want to use it like that
You see grenade.
There we go.
Come on, Havel.
You're one of my top members.
Let's try to spread out a bit so we don't...
So we don't get missile, that's why I'm scared of getting missile.
I mean, he's not gonna move and that fucking egg though, why is the egg so tanky?
Go behind this, then you move away from this.
This car can't blow up.
I think you're actually fine here.
Unless...
He's gonna move forward.
Where's this thing anyways?
Whatever, just fucking go.
I can't.
I can't, bruh.
I can shoot.
And to be fair, I could take the shot here.
It's entirely possible.
It's a little bit of a risk.
But I'm gonna take the shot.
I'm taking the shot here.
I could also guarantee 79% versus the guaranteed kill so we don't get rocketed and I'm doing
the combat protocol.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
There is no kick-ass.
Well, there is a kick-ass.
There is.
Man, what's up with this egg?
Man, what's up with this egg? It takes forever!
There's no way I'm gonna save the civilians this mission, by the way.
Actually impossible to do.
Crisali's just rushed to them because they can run through the entire damn map.
final breath
skill this guy guaranteed kill
I suppose that's why the elders won't you back on the tactical side.
There's a civilian there.
I guess I could try to save him.
I'm gonna kill this egg.
It's just gonna burst otherwise.
Wait, I think it spawns two people and after it does, it dies, I think.
That's what happened last time at least.
We gotta move up though, I'm just trying to learn these Prisali's eggs.
Oh yeah, Salad really needs to get a move on here.
This is the edge of the map, so he could actually move over this way.
Pop a little reload.
Alright, we're chillin' hard.
We're chillin' hard, bruh.
We're chillin' hard! We're chillin' hard, brother!
Oh, okay.
That's... yeah! Yeah, that's it, babe.
That guy's just taking...
Oh, shit.
Marks.
Yes, okay, now I see some...
The egg spawns two enemies and then it dies.
Now there's no egg left.
Oh, I really want to rush up and run and go in here.
That will guarantee a kill on this guy, but I could aggro something here.
I'm gonna take it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
No, I'm not gonna aggro anything.
Trust.
Trust chat trust
Yeah, you gotta move here.
Yeah, we take him.
Reload first and then shoot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can I play?
We have to, we have to push up a bit now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean this one's already blown up so I can well I mean there's fire
That's three people well surely they're all people right we gotta get a move on
Come on, I can't be sitting still too much.
Oh, I could have hooked up there. I should have hooked.
Look at that.
There's no way all of these guys are civilians though.
Zero chance.
I was hoping I could at least get a laugh out of this.
Salad is my greatest asset.
Fuck, of course there had to be one of those bitches there.
Listen, send a heal first, uh, you need a reload.
Who's reload?
You're reload.
Free reload, guys.
Do not, by any means, let Salad die, ever.
Never let him die, ever.
One.
This thing is gonna hop down and kill one of the civilians.
82%. Plasma? Plasma? Plas... NOOOOOO! NOOOOOO!
Wait, we could kill this thing? Yeah, we totally can.
Is he even in cover?
He's not even in cover. I don't even need to grenade him. I'm taking the odds
Dodge I should have shot with the other one first
Of course they dodge. Yeah, they dodge all the time. Yeah
The game's so cheat so cheat
Something's gonna
That's what I think
Stay here for a bit you you guys need to go over here. That would be splendid
Stay or two actually
We can combat protocol and guarantee a kill on this ship
Yeah, no see this is why I should have shot I should have shot with you first
because now I have to take a 72% roll otherwise I could have just I should
have thrown a grenade with golem superfan then shot with corral if that
would it wouldn't have worked out I should have come at it call that protocol
but that's too late now it's easy to be if the clue all right come back
protocol should kill that though I think yeah it's for damage so we're good
Alright, we take it. We take that. We take that.
Ooh, captain!
Fuck yeah, bro.
I want to move up here, but that's really reskill this move, so I'm gonna stay and reload.
I hate gloves reloading.
You
Double
Mr. Gnollum super fan!
You can kill this single-handedly, so I believe in you.
You have bladestorm, right?
Yeah, you do.
You do.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Boom!
That guy's dead.
That guy's dead. Bladestorm should instantly kill him. Alright, cool. I don't want to hide behind that.
Really want to move over here, though.
Okay. Okay.
Bladestorm will never miss, ever.
go
you let's not go over here we could
aggro a pulpit about it will be really
bad to do that
let's put you over here slad you want to
move up again I think you do is this is
great sniping spot. No friday 13 shirt today I decided to go for the camouflage
and I should probably go for this shot because
you
you
you
you
you
Oh, is that egg? I think that was egg. Okay, Salad, you have to move now anyway, so this...
Well, as long as there's no Cursolid here, let's do a blue move first.
Nooo, Chris solid!
That's great.
Let's check these first.
Yes! One more.
Ah, they should be fine.
Yes!
Oh, big!
Fucking big, now we just gotta kill them all.
Yeah, you get regimen can increase if you save more, so that is tight.
go link could move up there and check I want to keep salad up there with his long watch
and everything so we got to keep them a little bit we're in a neat little spot here so that's
cool oh it's worth it the chrysalids are going to show up now though that's a plasma grenade
What else do we have?
No, play it safe. Just hunker down, fuck it.
Overwatch.
just overwatch because I think this the Chris all it is gonna show up now it's
gonna trouble over here soon
hang it what up jump cell you downloaded this game can't wait to try it's
super satisfying when shit works it really is it's so fun to level up the
characters and actually get attached to them like these characters I have on
this mission they're ever mentioned good dude
so losing any of these characters would suck wait I think all of them super
I can go check this one now.
Solid's got a hundred percent kill shot on this.
Oh, that is beautiful!
BEAUTIFUL!
Death from above.
Definitely not doing that yet.
I'm sitting here until I get a blue move in there in case it's one of the faceless ones
or whatever.
You can move over here now.
Oh, I see it right in Ripper Star now.
Cool.
Okay.
But we can do is if you can move up a little bit you could both mag can of this
And you have magnetic rifle you know target preview here any target preview here nothing, okay
You have a target preview?
Oh, if you move here.
Okay.
You don't want to take it.
Oh, that's why.
Well, good thing I didn't go for this shot.
Because now I can try to help out here.
77%. If you miss, you could go for it. Or we just do this. That's a guaranteed 88.
You have a turn left, so you could actually just straight up heal yourself. But before
that, go for this shot first. No wait, let me see here. You should have a guaranteed
shot here so you can take the shot don't risk the percentage and then the
other one can heal you you gotta play it you gotta play the odds man you gotta
play the odds now I'm gonna mark this guy doesn't matter if I miss you still
It's large, right
What apparently does
Chris run
That's a lot of birth now
I can see it further than you think.
I'm about to get burned to a crisp!
That egg?
Why, who the fuck puts an egg in the middle like this?
That's a... oh my god, Ripperstar's health is fucking crazy.
But, this means... that's an insta-kill.
can I get egg is this egg now I think so I think this is fine I should have reloaded
before I did that good cuz now I can kill ripper star
guaranteed 68 now we were not playing with that you have a guaranteed 70
salad
Salad has a guaranteed, so you know what?
First you go and save this, because surely it's actually a civilian.
Woo!
Okay, let's see here.
You're out of actions.
still have a plasma grenade I cannot hit both of them now but I could
guarantee a kill on this guy for some reason they're not going for him here
I don't know why or I might know why okay could I mark you or just get a
kill please
Oh fuck sake!
Yeah, it's not good.
But we have another shot at 69%.
Come on!
Fucking hell, it's gonna come down to...
Saladin.
Please, hit the 70!
For the love of God, kill Ripperstar!
That's what I was worried about.
I was very worried about that.
Now we can kill- wait, will that egg- egg- probably take a shot.
Okay, what is this egg gonna do now?
Let's get it all going on.
Okay, they will hatch, yeah.
And they also get a turn now, right?
Why can't they run so-
Oh!
Oh, I hate Crusolids.
Yeah, I know they're gonna pop an egg.
Do they get a move after that?
Sure they do, I don't remember.
I see you.
Don't make this too easy for me.
Oh, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
That's good.
That means YOU should have a guaranteed kill on this one!
82!
82!
Okay, I should reload my gun before this, it's a free reload anyways.
Blasma?
Ooh, double Blasma!
That's a guaranteed kill!
Yes, okay, take a free reload, fuck it.
And then I'm gonna Blasma to get a kill on both of these.
It's like impossible to kill the eggs.
They're so tanky.
You're a chosen one.
Are you hiding up here?
Chosen one!
I'm coming.
I'm coming for that ass now.
Wait, no, we gotta kill the damn eggs.
You fucking eggs.
But we should move up though, so we can corner the sniper.
Is there even a point in me shooting these?
Wait a minute, I have no idea!
Overwatch.
No, there's no point.
There's no point.
Because they don't get a turn to move after they hatch.
They didn't last time, at least.
There's actually zero points.
Just reload your ass.
Okay.
I'm gonna move over here, see if I can get a vision on him soon.
I mean, I know you're sitting up there.
Okay, we're tied.
I don't really mean to watch that, but it's fine.
You gotta move, obviously, and we are going to get vision on him very, very soon.
On the move!
Very soon.
It's killing time!
I think it maybe if I move here scared of aggroing another pod though I just want to bully the shit out of him
Fucking I'm sure you're fine here
I am unbothered because Talbot's just gonna one shot that guy anyways.
Show yourself who see?
Yeah, I did.
Yes, yeah, I mean over many days.
That's okay. No big deal.
Dammit, one of our soldiers is down.
You gotta go fix that so he doesn't extract information.
Get them back on their feet, ASAP.
Roger that.
Get back in the fight.
that's not a double kill
Is that a 94% that I want?
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9?
He has 10 health.
I mean, surely I'll one-shot this.
Come on, Salad. Show him how it's done.
Yeah, I thought he missed. I thought he missed.
Oh my god.
Okay, we gotta kill these persolids now.
Uh, 72...
There you are, Galvician.
73% we take that plus 1%
There's no chance in hell that
70% in this game is actually 70 because you miss it far too often for that to be the case
There's just there's no doubt
They it will always miss
He dodged
I should have shot him at the first to mark
You can't handle me.
All right.
Togtog, get ready to be surrounded right here.
I'm on it.
I
Fuck he doesn't get a turn now, right?
It's
Good. I have a combat protocol that can... I have no vision.
Give me this shawm!
I need this shawm!
Would this be greedy? I can one-shot that robot as long as I have vision on him, but...
No vishawm!
Running gun? I don't need to though!
I could just run and gun tug-tug instead
like I want to place myself right next to tug-tug and just blast his ass and
then on top of that get the bladestorm all I need is just one one a crumb of
vision over here
Okay, who else do we have left? We have Salad. Where can you hook anyways? There. Oh, you
can hook there! Fuck, I should have used that. Alright, let's see. I should have done that
before I moved. Oh! Helvette! Okay, I'm gonna have to... Okay, we can run and gun up. We
gun so we get we place ourselves here and then we shoot tug tug tug tug tug's
gonna get scared because he's getting flanged so it's not suicide it's not even
close to suicide it's not it's not watch come on go loom let's go go loom
super fan go loom super fan now that you still have a turn we can send the
little robot. What is going on? Oh yeah, haywire. Let's see how this works. I don't think I can.
Slug, thanks for saving me. Jewels and gems, thanks for the sub. Disable the unit, 17.
I want to get this, but there is no chance in hell I'm risking it on this mission.
All right combat protocol on you die
No golem you're alive don't worry
Yeah, yeah classic absolute classic
How many is this two tiles away? Oh
Oh, you know what? I can't even target him down there. The rock is in the way, I guess.
Oh well, I guess we gotta do this. Let's see what you can do then. You can shoot at him
from here. That's kinda tight. You cannot from here. And I would like to not. Yeah,
All right, we use tug-tug to shoot I mean go loom murder
All right, Lutha, no, I am going to suppress you my ears already
Oh, yeah, I got a syndicate you
Yeah, I'm fixing the bleed
I don't think there's any more enemies here but no target previews. I'm not gonna move out
Fuck it. We'll just we'll just over watch
Oh
Well the tree is down though
What you gonna hide behind now tug tug there's no escape. Oh fuck
Okay, we go here and we got a reload, let's not risk little golem superfan.
I can't click when you're typing!
Whoo! What's a data pack?
I can completely remove your cover here instead of reloading.
And I think I will.
Pad with data? Yep.
It's fucking Terminator Tree! Why are trees so insane in this game?
What is this Terminator Tree? Like, for some reason they will always live.
Whatever. I'm suppressing. Because I can.
Fuck, Salad has no vision.
Huh?
It's better you could go up here.
Damn.
Damn.
I wonder, can you not destroy these lights with trees?
I guess you can't.
Man, it's so tempting to run up here, but I'm not gonna do it. Let's not get captured or whatever
You can I'm just gonna plasma. I mean it's the best move I have in this
Terminator tree terminator tree
You know what? I am. I'm going to send a grim to go on them.
I'm going to rush Salad over here. This sound, this sound is great.
15% I guess we could smoke ourself wait yeah
Yeah, let's mark him okay, let's mark
All right, who's gonna get targeted here we could also just move over here
Uh-uh.
There's no escape. salads gonna snipe you right in the ass.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Hovel, hovel, hovel, hovel, hovel, hovel, hovel, hovel, hovel, hovel, hovel...
Hovel, hovel, hovel, hovel, hovel.
Oh, f*** it.
Do I not have any more heals?
No, I do have a heal. There's a medkit.
I just don't have the protocol. Okay, you are one of my best characters. I'm not letting you die
Let's see cuz I don't think the other guy has
Fucking hell he's in a really annoying position here
98
Jedi for seven- no, you don't take 70s. Don't ever take 70s in this fucking game, I swear.
I have to run next to him for this and pop the heel. And then Captain Correll is gonna be...
Yeah, cause I have no more healing robots to send.
Fuck, that's alright. I mean, it works.
Let's do it.
Come on.
Keeel!
Alright, I'm going down here.
Surely this fire won't spread.
No high guard here.
High guard!
Yes!
I'm high guarding
You know what time it is
I should have suppressed with you and shot with have a look at oh wait, they're marked anyways, it doesn't matter it's fine
Double suppress? Do they stack? I'm just gonna do it for the sound effect anyways.
I mean he's clearly gonna go for Corral, so I'm gonna send an 8 protocol to Corral.
There's no way he's gonna go for Kangeeke anyways though.
We can put Kangeeke up here and get a good little style.
This is not greedy.
You can't run, Togtog!
Rehoto! Rehoto!
Mr. Salad! Would you do the honors?
We can move a little bit closer.
I could just take the 80s surely.
Wait, is he marked?
No, no, no, he's not.
Let's mark him first.
Got to mark you from here?
Yeah, this is fine.
It's fine.
We murder.
It's alright.
combat protocol that's not nearly as cool watch this I'm having salad get the
kill
please miss him wait you're not even the right character where's havel there you
are havel and you don't even have a yes good alright please miss
Oh yeah, I forgot you have that. It's good though, have a little something around here.
Woo! So easy game!
Now we just have to find that thing and put it down.
No. No. No. Yes.
No. No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Okay, this is fine.
should be fine. It should be like at the end of the mission. Yeah it's at the end of the
mission so we're fine you reload we do the exact same play again otherwise it's
cheating so
The more M65, cradle 93, Glenchain 77, Doradis 31, Trig 34, thank you, Ace 47, Solid Rags 2 year end of the movie.
We showed the chosen that the resistance is here to stake and then...
Slog 33, Chatterton talks about man within 134, this is fucking crazy. Thank you, man.
At least we know these chosen can be killed.
Man, we got we definitely got some wounds, but we got some promotions. Well, look at salad. Salad promoted again
Wait, is this salad? No, it's not salad. Salad's there. Never mind
All right
Overwatch shots can now be triggered by any enemy action not just movements
Eight protocol grants the target of covering fire overwatch shot
Will you get a cool down increase?
Gravely wounded. It's fine, dude. It's fine.
Okay.
I don't like that you get an extra cooldown on the A protocol here.
I don't like that.
I'll take this.
Oh, I've never seen these!
If you spend all of your actions on moves, you're granted an automatic overwatch shot at the end of the turn.
For Guardian, with every successful overwatch shot, there's a 50% chance that another shot will be taken.
Oh wait, I haven't seen that.
Oh, yeah, covering fire with Guardian.
That's funny.
I want to see how many times this can trigger.
I'm gonna go for the kill.
I'm not a dude, dude, dude.
Have a nice day, Henry Hodo!
Coated coordinates from the file we recovered so poor
Supply drop available that's cool. You get a heavy weapon from this what I've never seen that before
When I get one Grisio, yeah, I don't have one yet I haven't built the sigh thing
Oh, they're increasing the meter.
I'm working on the tower, yeah.
on it setting course for sector 15 West Asia maybe Garcia I'm not sure it's it's
supplies I was missing I can kill the hunter now I think we found a stronghold
well I guess we got to go down here first or something hunt for Tog Tog who
So complete our hunt for TogTog, a mission to strike at them in their stronghold is now available.
I've never beaten a chosen no. Only like individual missions like right now.
Banglers to consider might be battle tech or tails and battle the brothers. I've heard of
Battle tech and battle brothers maybe war tails. I don't think I've heard of
I am definitely not doing this mission now because a lot of my good people are away
Or or damaged or enemies detected. Oh my god, yikers of hell
promotion cyber we've got a shot of hitting the elders hard something we
haven't tried before you up for it superior weapon upgrade whoa that's
That's fucking cool.
I'm doing that.
I need a sergeant for this.
Send some specialists on this.
Yeah, I'm gonna locate that.
Boy, sounds like Jonathan Frakes.
Who's that?
My life will do whatever is needed.
PROMOTION!
Wait, Guardian. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you have covering fire. Stand by me. Which one's that?
Oh, yeah, Bond-Mate.
Right, yeah. Look at how much bonus you have! Oh my god!
Who's your Bond-Mate? Who is this? Supresh Jaya-Shayaraman.
Is it salad? Is that salad? Supresh chayab maran. Supresh? It is!
You guys are insane bond mates. Peabairs and salad.
Fuck yeah bro.
Alright, we finished this. Woohoo! My first tower.
The creator of the renowned sitting-down method, the Ryker Maneuver.
What?
Every thing we build, we're getting stronger and stronger.
In one step closer to humanity's victory.
Nice
Wait, so have I built yeah, I've achieved this bonus now nice
Nice
Yeah, I'm gonna get that heavy weapon. I've never seen that before so I'm gonna go there and check it
Yeah, I've never seen Star Trek, really.
Oh yeah, I have supplies for buildings.
I can't see anything.
Psylab.
Psy Psylab.
Can I build it?
No I can't.
Insufficient power.
I gotta like, I think I can power relay.
There is a staff here, but you can upgrade this.
Additional work stage power relay allowing an additional engineer.
Yeah sure, fuck it, I'm upgrading this.
Power relay upgraded.
I can put some dude here, let's go.
Ooh, oh my god, was that plus?
I have 10 more power now, Jesus Christ.
And now I don't have the supplies,
I'm missing three supplies, that's...
I could sell at the black market if I wanted to, I guess.
Give me this first, let's find out what it is.
Commander, we're making progress piecing this thing back together, but it hasn't been
created.
Our soldiers completely disabled this unit in the field.
What we're hearing is merely a byproduct of electrical impulses.
I assure you, it is well past the point of feeling pain.
I'll take your word for it, Doctor.
I'm sending you a new secret now.
These are coordinates. Return coordinates.
I think we've got a point of origin. Well, part of one.
Something else. Something underneath. One more.
The unit is attempting to block further access.
That's not all it's doing. I'm losing the data we've already encrypted.
Almost there. Just one more just...
...to the bunch of us.
Forget the data. It's not accessing the power cord.
I'm overriding my safety.
Increasing power levels to some targets. Cover the captions!
There.
Some sort of fail-safe protocol, I am at.
The Codex must have intentionally overloaded the interface
to prevent any further theft of information.
Still, I believe I was one step ahead.
That's an enormous amount of data.
Yes, and I expected it may take some time to decipher.
Better get started.
I don't think we're gonna be able to do that again.
I'll proceed with the necessary research and preparation, with your approval of course, Commander.
I'd also suggest we look into those coordinates.
That's if I could reconstruct the data we lost in the transfer.
I just hope it was worth it.
One objective added.
Alright.
I'm keeping tabs on all our operations, Commander. Our people are standing by for your orders.
In the field, the Codex appears as an anomalous form in an almost constant state of flux,
seemingly only present in our world for milliseconds at a time.
However, it was apparently not immune to the effects of conventional weaponry,
having dissipated before leaving behind this object.
this objects all right we got to do this one hold on I have another research
I would feel hard at work I think I only have the Ilyrium I need to like finish
this Ilyrium I'm tired of seeing it there in the menu
uh investigate the codex brain coordinator making progress commander
I've updated our objectives based on the latest findings. I've marked the location Shen pulled from the codex commander
It's a remote region out in the woods away from any populated. Oh my god
Look at all the shit down here now the local resistance forces if we want to get a closer look
Okay, uh, let's sell and start building this
Yeah, enemy unknown. I reacted in my head about it.
Uh, I'll sell one alien alloy, I think.
You would do well to shut the fuck up!
You can train soldiers to...
It will allow rookie soldiers to train as Psy-Obs.
Substituting standard soldier training for the Intense Mental.
Can you staff someone in this?
Or does it matter where I build this shit?
I find it insane that the game doesn't tell you that you get these bonuses depending on where you build them.
Or maybe it does in some obscure document somewhere.
Yes, no one yes.
Yes, no one yes.
Yes, no one yes.
Ah, fuck, I was gonna build it here though.
...silent.
Very po-g-very po-g-very po-g-very po-g-very po-g-very po-g-very.
Unstaffed engineer. I don't even know what to do with you, to be fair.
Oh, to be honest, Vona's armor on Erdogan would be kind of nice.
I lost 14 though. I have to use one XCOM AP.
I'm getting blast padded.
Oh, I can't wait to see what Colonel is.
Good evening, Mommy's Bunker.
Mommy's Bunker.
You got 14 AP.
The Militian Guardian.
Right.
Oh yeah, you actually have run and gun, which is pretty funny, but I don't know how I'm
I'm gonna save your points.
Oh yeah, dead o' eye.
Ah, covered fire, no.
Scanning protocol.
I've actually never used that.
Rapid fire, twice in an enemy, but you get aim penalty.
If you screw up one over,
kill an attorney or grant it a single bonus move.
Okay, could it be tight, I guess?
the aliens have always been monsters from the very beginning it was one failed
science experiment after another you got twenty eight forces they tried to
disguise it they're no different underneath all that armor
i should definitely get concealed here an entire facility dedicated concealant
phantom would be pretty cool not just that but turning us into what
some kind of concentrate they're using for god knows
We should have known the elders would return.
We should have known them.
Wait.
Wait, what?
A powerful chainshot ability.
For every kill made with your shotgun, your actions will be refunded.
Well, like killing the lost?
Fucking online, that shit.
It's crazy.
Oh my god, you have 25 AP also, I'm gonna give you some blast padding I think.
Also, you got Shredder, not too bad.
Each turn the first react shot against misses you, yeah that's cool.
Oh yeah, you don't have revival or medical though, I need to have this, it's too good.
Those are too good, I feel like they're a must have on these.
right here all right all right okay I think we're good it done a little
menuing fine
and I started the build so we can check this new course yeah serial ranger
sounds crazy but it has to kill with shotgun though
Commander, we've located one of their facilities.
Okay.
I gotta make contact with it soon.
Yeah, we definitely gotta start making more contacts.
Okay.
This is a very difficult mission.
Reduce the alien facility counter by two on this one.
If I manage it, Sectoid, Elite Priest, Elite Trooper, Viper, Spectre.
Any mission timers will not start until the squad breaks Concealment. Wait, is there a mission timer?
Hack the workstation.
Operation Heaving Moon. And what is this?
Thank you, Chiron. Thank you.
Uh, I've been sort of a criminal bleeding, kind of. The lost are there, hidden event, very difficult to protect the device.
This would be very juicy if I could pull it off. Just don't break and seal it early.
The question is, I don't know who I have ready for this, but if I could pull this off, damn
that would be tight.
Yeah, I don't have a reaper.
My reaper died.
Oh yeah, it also died in that ship.
This one will probably be pretty easy, I think.
But I'll try it.
Let me see.
Force Sector 5, India.
Oh, the hack on P-Bears is really good.
Now who wants to be a damn skirmisher, huh?
Wait, I don't think I have, okay, hold on.
We have a very good team here, no doubt about that.
strong team. Wait, I don't have a... I do not have a demolisher. I've got a grenade here.
Oh, that's aim plus 15% Jesus Christ.
Why does it tell me that when I can't even equip a nose?
Scopes are fucking amazing.
on you what can I do on your weapon here
try to just put the scope on someone but
yeah you could get the advanced scope
Or I could give it to a different sharpshooter eventually instead of wasting it, they're
very good.
Uh, alright cool, just getting a quick consumption.
This mission is going to be scary now.
Articai 79, Scalia 75, Henry since 34, Kinect 93, Kimmel makes 55, they're actually- oh is that the alarm?
There was, uh, someone resubbed in the beginning of the stream that I did say...
The best part is...
It doesn't show. It doesn't- ah!
I said no but the thing is it just goes back to a day now I can see two hours ago a minute
just says 24 hours later. Hey, but listen, thank you. I don't know who it was. A Swedish?
Yeah, we could change OST. We've had this OST for a while. Wait, Joy revision, wasn't
it you? I'm pretty sure it was you. I'm actually pretty sure it was you. It rings the bell.
Okay, we have hack. That would be cool if I could pull this off. Wait, don't you have
more hack though? Yeah, you do. Remove and get the hacking thing in case we get the opportunity.
No mind control, smooth get, I have another anti-mind control if needed, but yeah, I could
put it on.
Not you, I guess.
I don't know why.
Where is where it is?
Flashbang.
Get the flashbang.
Get the flashbang.
is where it is. Flashbang, get the flashbang, get the flashbang. Okay, do you have any
acid? We need some acid there. That is looking mighty fine. Let's go! Very difficult mission,
hacking this is a timed mission but it won't start until I'm discovered only
problem here is I don't have a reaper but
might be funny
oh I got a buff from this over here but I'll do it when I get to those
Oh wait is it this map?
oh it's a little different
I'm usting
ust means cheese in Swedish
Let me see here. Yeah, we do actually, we have Erguano and he's got Conceal, so we've
got to be very careful we don't trigger this early.
Roger that.
Las musicas.
Moving to designated coordinates.
Good copy. Moving on target.
Tactical movement.
What is that?
Omega people?
An Andromeda.
Let's try to avoid this, shall we?
What if someone climbs up from here?
I'm gonna move back here in case they do.
I see we just go for the high ground at the moment.
I mean we're gonna avoid it for now. The thing is we need to do the hacking first.
We don't have to but it would be smart because timers can just start otherwise
I mean, I could hook over to this roof when the opportunity presents itself, but it's
Very risky
Now you're gonna do what you're told all right
Oh shit they could climb up there couldn't they?
Yikes.
Oh fuck.
Let's pull you back, pull you back.
Just keep vision on them.
oh man what is the best way this I mean we could maybe hug the left side here
we should get some vision here and see what's up
position confirmed
okay because if we could hack this we could shut it off and then we could sneak
in from here was it P bears who had insane hacking I think so
Oh wait shit they're gonna come up here it looked like they were gonna climb I need vision
any vision any vision any vision system
infiltration in progress
I goodbye you think 45 100% squatter
covers all action points already spent
on this turn. Okay. Great. I mean, we don't need to do that now, but we'll keep that in
mind. Use my Reaper. Yeah. I mean, to be fair, though, I actually do have...
I can't see down here and what if they're gonna hop up here now if they do
though I'm gonna fucking blast I'm blasting I'm gonna be ready for them
hopping up here because I think they will I I actually think they will not no
no no not not hoping I can't right click closing on target position now
okay I gotta get the dog
stop stop stop
position
Listen to my watch
Covering now
Roger just in case the weird-ass alien decides to hop up here to stick to it. Oh, he didn't okay. Let me get the dog
Wipes gone.
I buy an X-45.
Hey, you.
Moe.
We're going to tell the X-70.
You can't steal it, can you?
Man, it's scary. I need to hop down here. I need to hop in.
Otherwise, we're never going to get anywhere.
Hop in.
Stay here.
Oh, this is fucking scary. This is so scary.
Your name is Knockout? Wait, what?
Sorry, it is a little bit of stalling, but I just... we need to...
At the end of the day, it's...
This is on, uh, what is it, Commander Difficulty? Second Artist?
Okay, let's see what they do.
We should overwatch in case we can.
We're walking away.
Okay, this might be my opportunity.
Oh my god, this is fucking insane. Jesus Christ.
This is insane. The thing is, there has to be more enemies here. Maybe I should just
take these guys out how many turns will I have until this I don't know but we can
get an extra turn with a hack here 100% guaranteed
as long as we have vision on these, it's okay.
Oh, that is way too policy.
What if I get caught in the- wait, can I move over here?
I can, yeah.
Instead of climbing up here, we take the side street.
We take the side street, yes.
We just take the side street.
That's it.
That's simple.
That's very scary, but we don't have a choice.
I mean we do have a choice, I'm just being very greedy.
Okay, we could get big clean vision here big clean vision
We've got a chance to take this thing down once and for all, Commander.
Let's get down.
What the fuck is that?
I'm gonna go here and launch a grenade. I'm just trying to de-aggro this pole, but...
Because if I can come from here, we're-we're-we're tied, we're fine.
Let's get a fucking move on.
I will kill you.
On my way.
I will go.
Stop there, you didn't move this mo-
Could I like sneak in here? No, there's no way
Headed there now
Salad should have maybe stayed on this roof. He still can't go up here though
He can
No, but if he stays here, I'll have vision on these though and if I have vision on these
That means they will aggro so I would like to not
I'm trying to just backstab these guys then I'm close
This is a fine move.
What?
Oh, okay.
Oh, my.
Move, move, move.
Do you have a grenade?
Oh you do.
That's really good.
We could get insane vision up here.
Now we don't have vision on those anymore.
I mean I have to do a lap around the map to get here anyways, kinda, you know?
I go.
As you command.
I can't hack the turret. I guess I gotta move up there to do it.
on fail feedback effect okay I had a failed hack will increase targets aim and
defense
It's a big ball, see.
I don't need to do this now.
I could do it later.
It costs a move, innit?
Can you re-hack over and over?
Probably not.
53 is not 100.
Though, strangely enough, I have more confidence in a 53 than a 73 in this game somehow.
Okay, ah, we're fine.
I think we're chillin'.
We can do a double turn here so we got to remember that.
We have a guaranteed double turn here.
There's a lot of plays to be done here.
We have a mega people that's flanking Rehoto here.
We could go here and suppress them.
The thing is, I've never seen this enemy before, so I don't know what they do.
I, to be fair, I think I can take most of them out.
It just, it needs to be correct.
It needs to be very correct.
I don't know what Omega people is going to do.
We can double fire on this one.
That's good.
Now that's a mechanical unit.
So, we can take out the nerdy, we can go here, and we get a double flank, what is this?
What is this thing?
Oh, it's Frankenstein, okay.
Okay, we could kill Flirby.
They're gonna Flirby.
Hold on, I almost have a game plan in my head.
I almost have a game plan.
There's more enemies over here.
We know that.
Salads in a bit of a shitty ass spot here.
We also have teamwork.
I think I can make this work.
One way or another.
Okay.
Take off his alien.
Good.
Is this one of them? No, it's not. This is one of them that will enter you and steal your fucking body or whatever.
I could...
run and gun up here and shoot Bran Hammer.
Peabares needs to chill. Don't use Peabares. Peabares needs to be used last out of everyone.
This is a high guard half guard flank and we stay more away from this guy I think I'm
gonna suppress a mega people think I'm gonna move here solid who can solid
shoot at. Wow, this guy's fucking tanky. Jesus Christ. Okay, so next play then. I think I
could move you if I could just get the full gardener. That would be beautiful.
That would be so good.
Or here.
There is a full guard here, but we should try to kill Brandhammer first.
Best way to do that
Would be to run and gun
And place yourself maybe up here
And then shoot from here to Brandhammer.
And who- how do we kill Brandhammer next? Well...
We will get another turn. Every single person will get another turn.
When I use P-Bear's last.
Okay, let's try this.
Cuz you need to get kinda close to be honest you could also
What about this snake no this this part must all be aggroed I just can't see it that's it
This is so scary
Run and gun is the right, the question is where to go.
I'm flanked by Terran here, could sit here, then you'll get another move later, fuck it,
just do it, just fucking do it, whatever.
You gotta be a crit.
Good.
Got an ability point.
Very nice.
Okay, salad.
What are you gonna do?
You have a hook.
You could actually hook up here, get a very easy sniper shot.
But you'd also be mega-targeted by... by turrets... hook up.
That's a choice.
You should probably go here and suppress Omega people.
What's solid dressing you like in my salad?
Rhode Island.
Rhode Island.
Okay, we have this one too.
Um, man, what the fuck am I going to do with you?
Stabilize.
where's my combat protocol my blind don't see it don't see my okay
can you get has it okay all right sorry this will take a while but this is
fucking scary don't do this do not do that whatever the fuck it is don't do
that even though it is fine actually it is fine if you were to go here and shoot
you could actually go down here kill a brand hammer there's so many choices to
make here thousand islands isn't that Rhode Island that's what I thought what
What am I going to do with Kenjiki, though?
Send a heal?
Well, you need to get healed no matter what, though.
So you don't die.
The spear measure is fine. Everyone is fine for now.
Who's your buddy?
Salad, okay.
So, I could go down here.
I have vision on the tower.
Yes.
Actually...
Well yeah, I should have vision on the tower, right?
Yeah, it shows it's green no matter what.
Yeah, you do.
I can go here...
Salad...
Then give another turn for a hack, and then give everyone else another turn too.
The question is, what the fuck do I do with Salad?
Well, we can hook up here, and we can sniper shoot.
Or we can go...oh wait.
The thing is, if I go here, I'm gonna see the snake, and I could probably one-shot the snake from here.
Oh my god, that's a whole different po-bro, they were right next to each other earlier on. I saw them. Oh my god, and my ass.
And my ass.
This is the shot we'd be waiting for, are you sure about that brother?
I can kill two of these snakes in this turn.
Now that guy is a boss.
one two three four five six seven eight with a dead eye I mean it's a one
percent chance I don't get this kill a one percent
oh no he gets to move at every turn I fucking hate this gimmick asemene
can you use teamwork yeah no it ends your turn yeah okay yeah okay it's fine
it's okay chat it's okay it's okay you have no moves left but you will have a
Everyone's gonna have a full-on action again. I need to kill Bran Hammer
Can GK can barely move at all
Oh wait fuck after all this fucking surprise, so why is the boss here?
Why is the boss here?
Well, this is a kill, but then I can't give a move, but that's pretty good though, because
I could hack.
Oh.
Throwing for the far run.
It's not over, but this is a fucking tricky situation.
It really is.
Salad can shoot with his pistol instead of giving.
Then Pea Bears can stay up there instead of hopping down.
That's the right call.
That's good.
That's a good call.
take the 100% kill chance. Now what does this enemy actually do? I've never seen one. That's
scares me but we're gonna go here and
suppress and
if it works
There's a fucking alien in the back!
Flash is not flash is probably gonna work on him though it does
I've already used the one. I can flash the boss here. Just don't flash salad.
Oh, it actually works on those! Nice!
Very good. Okay, good. We have one turn left, so...
Oh, you can't flash back yourself, that's good.
This is just one action point, so not worth doing.
And don't shoot with her.
What we can do is...
No, that will end my turn, so don't do it.
We have to hack them.
We can go behind this so we have a high guard, and then we can hack this tower and we can
get a full of a turn for everybody
Oh my god the screen shaped okay. Oh my god fucking hell
Everyone has another turn again.
Now Salad can kill this mate one, well I think it's 99%.
Oh did I as a cool down but we can change here which is still 100% so that's really
good. Murder! Get him out!
Okay.
There's more of you in bed. Okay.
Close them. That's alright.
Oh, I really didn't need to suppress. That was...
Yeah, the suppression was completely cosmetic because I got another turn anyways. Okay, it's fine.
I can run and gun up on this guy.
Cuz I won't be flanked by anyone and then I also get Bladestorm on him
Pretty tight
It's with last reaction
Ospal, Ospal
Ospal
But the thing is sometimes this guy gets a turn
Oh yeah, shadows have it.
I have a slash.
I'm gonna do a mix of this.
Seven to nine.
Sometimes he gets a free turn and sometimes he doesn't.
I haven't figured out what makes that happen yet.
Oh, this was a dumb play, though.
Okay, uh, fuck, what do I do here?
Well, we can whiplash this.
You...
You have no target here.
There's another turret over here.
Double damage your robotic.
Does this ignore armor?
It looks like it does, because it's got like this thing around it.
Oh yeah.
I've calmed like presents too.
Okay, we can whip this shit out of this turret I guess.
So it's a 7-8.
If that miss- if that misses?
It's- I mean it's quite alright though.
It is quite fine because it's a free action anyways.
Okay, so it- armor does matter.
Why did it have, like, a line through the armor, then?
What?
What?
It said 12 damage.
It had...
Lines across the armor,
which I took as it would ignore the armor.
What?
It only dealt 8 damage instead of 12.
What the fuck?
We can take out both turrets still though, it's okay, but I call a fucking scam.
Mods will fix it?
Oh.
Oh wait, that's actually a bug.
Okay.
We can take out both of these though, I think.
Yeah, we can
Oh, no we can't
Not yet
Unless
I hate this mission
We can stun it, which is easy peasy.
Only problem is I lose, this cancels my turn after it.
It's only I could give him another turn, because grenade also cancels your enter turn, so
I can at least kill the turrets this turn.
What the fuck?
I tried to just craft, hold on.
Okay, cool.
Okay, you can only get on that.
I can grenade this.
Does anyone else have a grenade here?
Oh my god, this sound.
Ah, there we go.
I think taking out both turrets would be ideal right here.
I can't grenade this, I can also probably just shoot it, but this one is full health,
so I can stun it with a hack.
I can stun it with a hack and I could just move you and hope you hit this, but this is
with the armor that's 8 health and she won't deal 8 damage, I'm pretty sure she won't.
I already know I can destroy turrets with nades.
I am fully aware.
Fully aware.
She's that turret, I don't know.
You would delay damage, Ryhodo.
Yeah, but Ryhodo, you're all the way down here.
Shooting at nothing for no reason at all.
You just wasted two ammo.
That was it.
I mean, we could go behind Highgarden and just kill this turret.
This turret's further away. I don't think it will hit us anyways.
I'm killing this turret. I'm killing this turret.
Are you fucking kidding me?
It just gets better and better.
Oh, man.
Dude, nah.
This is so over.
It's so fucking over.
How many enemies were on this map? I probably haven't seen all of them either.
Okay, mute this shit again, Jesus Christ.
Oh, fuck.
not salad are you immune to damage when you're frozen
Hellwette.
Hellwette.
Hellwette.
Yeah, I think it's like four pods or something here.
I can't utilize salad at all he's frozen he's fucking frozen is what he is who
doesn't have a turn we got extract I can extract any everyone but salad I think
No, I can't extract Peabares, but I think Peabares might be fine to be honest.
This is just fucked. It's actually mega fucked. I have to leave. You gotta know when to call it.
Everyone can get here on this turn except Salad because he's fucking frozen. Salad's gonna die!
I don't know how to counter this frost mechanic.
there's just not much else I can do.
OOOOOH!
Righty then.
Stage 4, Depression.
Why does this not show as an attack?
Is it because I'm flanked there?
Yeah, that's why I guess.
Hellvette-
OOOOOH!
Hellvette!
Why was there another pod in that room? It was actually manageable before that.
It was.
Okay, uh, yeah, everyone can escape here in the middle.
Uh, kinda.
We have to leave. I have to leave Salad behind. I don't have a choice. I don't have a choice. I can't free him from this with anything.
I actually can't free him with a revival or anything.
If it makes you feel any better one of my guys missed a 97% last night. Yeah
That sucks dude salad is so fucking good
Salad is so good. I have a smoke, but I mean what am I gonna do with it? Like I'm surrounded
There's two enemies here. There's three enemies in here
There's a boss over here, and there's a dude Frankenstein over here, and I don't even know what these enemies do yet
I've never seen them.
I can't hack anything
And the thing is to win this mission I still have to kill all the enemies
Where's this? It may panic when Mootons...
No, he eats Swig and Kebab. He was doomed anyways of 7.
And here's another thing. I don't know if Salad is going to...
...thaw? Or if he's just instantly dead when everyone leaves with the evac.
I don't know if if like will he thaw up or is it just like it's just
He's captured. He will get captured. They kidnap him. So I'll have to well that means at least I can save him later
Okay
Let's see now then the one that can't make it this far is you Konjiki. Okay?
So if I put this here, you can escape
You can escape
You are hopefully fine actually well hopefully
Rehoto can make it up here except I can't even click on Rehoto. Rehoto can make it up here
Okay, we got to cut our losses. We got to cut our losses chat
We got to do it
it's just the way it is there's no friendlies here no friendlies here
like the thing is I don't even want to risk like I wanted to shoot the rocket
launcher but he's probably just gonna get another turn after I do it so then
more fucked anyways I need those anyways that's
oh my god when the hell does he get turned
All my years
Okay, wait, I was still suppressing there
I can go here, shoot him and extract.
Well...
it's entirely possible
Wait, can I...
I called. How much health do you have?
Six. Okay, I mean you'll live.
It's a 43% shot, yeah.
I can heal him or I can take the 43. Who else is left?
Okay, I think it's Joy. That's it.
I mean, if this works, I might be able to extract.
Please, if there's any R&G gobs.
Salad? Salad?
Okay, we're getting extract. Nice.
Wait, I can still use a move and then extract, right?
That's how it works. I'm like 99% sure that works.
But I'm just making sure, yeah, yeah I can, yeah.
So I could actually throw away a heal here.
On Kajiki.
What you gonna do now then fucking shitter I'm out of here fuck this I'm not
are risking few bears anymore.
No. No. Resist it. Joy. Resist it.
of
all of the
I mean, everyone's fucked up.
Oh, this was the worst mission, this was the worst mission.
Truly.
Salad's dead.
Oh, he's very dead.
Rip the goat.
Oh
Why is to
Firegram returning to base. Oh
It's so over everything's over chat everything's over
Okay
it's so over that's the last time I tried to recon a fucking mission ever I'm
never doing that again ever ever ever ever ever ever ever never I'm killing
always killing the first pods I see in it even in the time mission
I have to see him get killed again, wow, how joy.
of
the
of
the
Oh my god!
of
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
What's up this guy?
You were warned to live in the Elders' artifacts where they lie, and yet you persist in your efforts.
Do not think that we will stand idle if you encroach.
Avenger, plotting new course.
of
I have three majors, wow, I didn't realize.
of
the
I'm not sure.
Thanks, thank you.
Over is our specialty.
Let's just hope your people can keep up.
A flamethrower.
Okay.
It's wrist mounted.
I've seen the enemies use that fucking blows to gun us I gotta make contact with
Eastern Europe so I can attack that run is not dead but that's that was not good
though. That was not good.
Let's just save the Asker Misher.
I got a lot of intel for that, just pretty good.
Pain.
Pain.
Asia
Games fucking depressing, but I mean there's a big lesson to learn there though. I've never
I know it's not over it's not but it's not even close to over
Napoleon you gotta take the reins now
You gotta take the range right here.
Oh my god.
Aim plus fifteen.
And superior autoloader.
It's a fucking rain
Oh my god, I can't even make a mention it. Hopefully I won't need it here, though
Me again, me again, us.
Me again, me again, me again, us.
I can't make anything.
Let's go!
I'm depressed, Maxing.
coming from this area. The resistance confirmed it's one of their codes. So we're moving
in to provide an emergency extraction. We'll need to secure the area and escort the VIP
to the evac point. Stay alert for hostile contacts. Minus one five target coordinates
incoming. Secure the VIP and proceed to the evac volume for extraction. The advent already
knows we're here. So your position isn't concealed for the extraction.
I'm going to use you. Okay. Interesting. Interesting.
Oh. Okay. I'll go.
I'll pull Ian's gotta take the reins now in terms of sniping.
You have like no abilities.
You're like the lowest rank, but we're about to make a change in that.
What happened to the snake?
I don't want to talk about it. It's not important.
Hey, you.
Yes, commander.
Manly takes 20 frosts, 75 troll,
365 spiders, four years,
Michael looks 81.
The thing is, you just got to like, yeah, you know, yeah, like.
It's a big lesson to be learned that as long as
there's a lesson to be learned? We're fine. We are completely okay.
I guess it'll be okay.
Here I come. We march towards enlightenment.
There's no one hogging this, there's no way.
I guess that'll be okay.
I guess that'll be okay.
It'll be okay.
We're gonna be fine.
Let's move already.
I'm on the same run, Jillish, but I just had a major, major, major, major, major, major
sit back.
I'm on it.
Okay, I'll go.
It's very tempting to go here and get some vision.
position. I'm pretty sure everyone says this game sucks at some point.
On your order.
If you say so.
Let's do this.
Finally.
To victory.
There's another pod over here, so let's deal with these firsts.
I'm surprised that's not a full plane.
But I'm fairly certain I could run and kill this one and get an extra turn and hide behind.
If we go here and we don't miss that shot, which surely we won.
It's not as much as I thought, and it's a 70.
That's basically zero.
Yeah, miss this and get banned, Corral.
Oh, you're lucky.
You're lucky.
Fuck, it's one-off, well, potentially.
But we can go and shoot some more Templars gonna live don't worry
I'm not about to aggro another pod, so I'm gonna move up here.
Oh yeah, I forgot about Perry.
Harry's so insane I could just stand here, Jasmine now, is there a cooldown on Perry?
Perry is actually crazy ability, that's a crazy ability.
I'm gonna move you back so you don't somehow get started.
67. Don't run there. You know what's gonna happen. You're gonna aggro another pod and
then it's gonna go over a hill. I mean, they will copy after this. I need to see something.
Let's see now, clone.
Okay, that clone can get one shot, yeah, clone takes the run- no, it's not, it's because
I have this turn left, that's why, okay.
So they don't use a turn to clone, they just automatically happen, it's alright.
What is that?
I could probably double kill those.
That's kind of... how long it... no, I think the range is too far, but I could just dive
into a window after.
Okay.
We also have bullets, right?
We have a lot of combat protocol which should deal a lot of damage to this, and it should
ignore armor, but I don't know if I trust that now.
It's glitched, man.
Yikes.
Yikes.
Yikes. Yikes. Pretty yikes. Who, who was this guy I chose? That was Corral. Wait, P Bears
This has better hacking, I think.
Pretty sure.
Yay.
Yeah.
Uh.
Yay. Yeah. Uh...
Okay, um, you can take that one out at least.
Okay, so we could we could move in here isn't there someone here or no she moved I guess
Or did she I don't know
More damage from the house on it, higher chance it is to hack, wait what?
Okay, what is this hack?
What can we get out of this?
I'm not sure if I'm going to get that.
Soldier aim by 15 and crit chance by 25.
86%.
Not too shabby.
What a chain-perfee sprite.
It's so scary when you're fighting enemies you don't know what they do.
I mean, I can get...
I can kill this one with Corell.
Oh yeah, you can actually move over here.
And I think you...
Maybe you've calmed, actually.
I guess I need vision.
Oh, I'm sure they do damage.
I don't want to find out how much though.
I don't want to find out how much.
We have to move out of that no matter what though.
Yeah, I can calm that protocol with these.
Okay.
Well, I could get it started on this guy.
But it's probably not gonna ignore armor.
I can move here, so I'm behind cover.
You can't do anything from here. Not a single thing.
But you can get closer into full guard.
Holy shit!
Noooooooo!
Wait!
Yeah!
Okay, I can get a kill on this.
And then I could double combat protocol, that fucking robot, whatever it is.
Oh, yeah, it's the pixel hunting man.
Oh, man!
I gotta undepressed myself.
November, thanks for the one, dude, thank you.
This is not wasted.
This is- oh wait, I had another- oh, eh.
Woo!
That's bold.
Alright, we take that for sure, then the car's gonna explode too.
Pixel hunting.
Wow, that almost felt some damage to him.
Holy fuck, what is this enemy?
I wanna run.
I wanna run far away and never come back.
Please now, and never come back!
Wouldn't Acid be good against armor?
Damn, you need some fucking level-ups, Jesus Christ.
Alright, let's try some combat protocoling.
I can move in here or I could just parry, but I might get shot by this guy in the score
hard, and then it removes it.
What if he targets this and it parries though?
Preventing all damage.
Fuck it, I'm parrying.
I'm parrying dude, I'm staying close range maybe, you're gonna hunker down there.
And then we're gonna combat protocol.
We gotta try to take this thing down.
PERRY IT!
PERRY THE WORLD!
Yeah you have, I know, I know.
We're about to change that.
We're about to change it.
Oh hey, Arundel, they've subbed it!
Uh, let's see, we have Target on him here.
You don't have a combat protocol. How do you not have a combat protocol?
That I just never buy it for you. I guess I never did. Well, shit me.
We could roll the 52% though. I think we rolled the 52% on this guy. That's what we do.
we roll the 52 please please work oh please work he bears please please work
please work please work please work stun him 52%
you know I'm not going for the convert fuck that that's never gonna work it's
risky but my other he's the only guy I can hit from here and just shooting him
when I could stun him and prevent come on Peabairs let's go three two one
Try not to break this one.
Okay.
Hack the plan.
For two turns.
I'm guessing that shutdown won't be interrupted, even if you damage it, it's like just a straight up stun.
Yeah.
That's pulled, dude. Alright, I'm gonna go here and launch a fucking grenade.
Here I come!
How big is a smoke? Smoke is kind of full, actually.
We have an acid too. Oh, really? I called to reach this far?
We could blast him, though. Who else is alive? There's a flame-thrower guy over here. I can't reach him, though.
Hard-plopping and moving to the other room. Oh, yeah. We just, um...
We just, uh... Yeah. Yeah.
I'm gonna try to kill this because I don't want to see what the hell this guy is even gonna do if I let him do anything
The other guys are okay. I can have my Templar kill them
I think this works
Nine turns left, okay, no armor left, but that's a lot of health
Apollyon you're gonna step up you're gonna fucking step up Apollyon yeah 86% 9 to 12 or do I take 100% 6 to 8
To be honest I wait
Even with this damage
Even with this damage
Dude 86 is just not 86. It's just not
I am not a pusah. I am not a fucking pusah. I am not.
Oh, we rolled a 9 on it, but I mean, yeah.
I don't see the stun thing anymore now, so it's two actions, yeah.
How much health?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Okay, I can definitely, I can guarantee a kill on this.
Actually, a Polion can probably guarantee a kill on this.
Mmm, yeah, I could roll an eight, maybe.
Seven to eight.
Then you could go here.
Wait, will this bounce? Oh wait, I have...
How do I know if it's gonna jump?
Is there any knowers of knowing?
There's also a dude that leaped through the window here, the fire guy.
Oh, it actually shows on the screen.
I think I'm only usable twice, so.
They gotta be like insanely close.
Okay, uh, cool. Yeah, this is cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We could do a combat protocol and just guarantee a kill on that.
Seven to eight. Yeah, we- I'm gonna take it.
I should have reloaded first, I forgot.
Johnny, thanks for that, 134.
Thank you, bro. That's a long ass time.
Rollin' eight?
Oh, of course you roll a seven.
The odds are always against you in this game. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Okay, at least we can guarantee we kill this, so now I could reload before shooting this, so that's really epic.
Hey chat, I'm reloading before I'm shooting.
Give the kill to Apollyon.
Uh...
But Apollyon can shoot here though.
I'm not going to let this thing do anything.
What if I pull you in- Well, I mean, yeah.
Fine, but then I'd like to waste it a turn here, I guess I could heal or throw an 8-protocol.
Fine, Napoleon.
I'm pulling you off the bench.
Whoa.
Fire guy is in here.
Let's see, if we can get a hit on score hard, your ear club.
Um, you can't do anything except heal or throw this.
You can't do much either. Not from here.
You can, however. Oh yeah, we could kill scorehard here.
Hi, I'm gonna reload before I do it, though.
I have a free reload anyways, whatever.
ready to engage ready to engage wait what was that I just shot that was
frag right oh yeah
100% very full then I'm after that I'm gonna get vision on this guy I think so
That's really cool and we get some rank up on the Templar dude Templar so insane look how fucking far they can run
There will have vision on this guy
Templars crazy, yeah
They're so satisfying when they get the cinematic
There you are oh hi
It's no big deal.
It's no big deal.
you won't be flanked if you move here so that's really good. Now we could run and
actually we could kill this guy I'm pretty sure what's your odds of shooting
here 72 well this guy's dead no because I can't get close enough for Bladestorm
but I'm gonna do it
Yeah, we're it's fine. It's it's good
Waker you're fucking bad you're all dead all right
Harry is probably the play here probably I wonder what DT is gonna do yo
ain't what house have been going I don't want to talk about it how is this 72
though. Okay, I'm gonna have to roll a 70.
Oh, there's a full guard here! And I'm running further away. This guy's probably gonna like run
over here or something, but he shouldn't be able to shoot after that. That's way too much movement.
there's no way this will blow up this is already blown it's already blown it
can't blow up twice actually in this game it probably can't blow up twice no it
can't blow up twice that will be done that'd be so dumb that would be so dumb
but there's no way there's no way there's no way I'm going here I'm not gonna get
one guide by this ship this is the move this is the play right here what is
tactical analysis
I guard baby yeah that's gonna hurt but so what are you doing man
Okay, he can't attack there. Okay, that's fine. We could just run back behind here and heal
Let's say in here
This guy is I think guarantee the lead dead
I'm pretty sure he's guaranteedly dead. Do you have? You do, yeah. 62, but then it will
increase by 15. Okay. We also have a bullion taking in the- oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, baby.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Take the 87.
Yeah, we- hey, I can reload before it, right?
Take this 87, have a pulleying try to kill him.
But I could shoot with Hobbit first though. Who can you target?
Just to increase the odds and percentages of shit.
That will be rather fine.
I'm gonna put you so you don't get flanked though, because this guy could shoot and that's
gonna hurt.
Alright, yeah, we do that.
Yeah, I can't do that.
How about trying pairing it?
Yeah, we paired.
We have, we have.
We have.
Let's see.
I can see him from here.
Yes, 55.
Do this.
yes 55 do this oh that's a bonus I didn't need that image but it's all right
Napoleon what up six to eight one two three four five six seven eight
That's a 91, Erguano, a 100.
How big is this?
How many tiles?
One, two, three.
I'm far enough away to not get hit if he explodes.
It's three, yeah, yeah, I should be.
It would be crazy if I'm not
All right, you got a shot on this guy tight tight tight tight tight tight tight tight. There's one guy over here
That would be the decent amount
Yeah, we could get a kill on waker.
85%.
87.
We do a little Sniperino as a free reload, gas, fire, whatever, just shoot.
Let's see, if I were to miss that shot, do we have anything
Well, I could heal then. Can you hit him from this? Yeah, you can. Yeah, you're probably fine then. You're probably fine.
83, we take him.
We could actually pistol at this guy.
Why not?
Pistola is fun.
A good ol' 20% run in parry.
I can't parry unless I get a kill.
No way, you just need focus for parrying, right? Don't you?
I mean, we'll test it. I think you just need focus.
I think you just need focus. That's actually true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you just need focus. Yeah.
Pog-
Oh.
Alright, it's not even... oh. Oh, it's... it doesn't cost anything. It's... wait, it's actually just a hit. That ability is broken. That ability is fucking broken. True.
My streamer is in charge of reading.
Dude, look at this ability!
Oh my god, that's ridiculous!
That is fucking ridiculous.
What, you can just move and-
Oh no, he didn't die.
I'll bury again.
What the fuck is this?!
I didn't realize it was this broken.
Hey, you want to get some level ups, Apollion?
You gonna hit this?
Apollion?
I can move you off now.
I mean, he's pretty much guaranteed to just go for this, I imagine.
We gotta move up so we can, um, oh yeah, Blade Storm on a Templar would be hilarious.
That would be so sick.
I'm not as well heal you up in case shit hits the fan.
We're getting pretty close, so I'll do it.
No, no, I've been keeping track on the turns.
The thing is, I think this was like three pods I just killed, so...
We're pretty chillin' here.
Just move over here.
him to get an excuse to run in flank near some shit. Yeah, I'm not going down there.
I'm gonna aggro another pod with that. Just sit here. Yeah, do it. Over equals watch. Scanning.
Alright, I'll just take a... Oh yeah, you have a... like a bunch of free reloads.
Must be Salad. Salad had insane gun attachments. He had crazy gun attachments. Come on.
Just... No, I want a Vibrant to get the kill on this, because leveling him up would be sick.
Maybe we can do a little hack.
We increase our hacking.
I don't know, Skull. Maybe I do.
Yay!
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'll give it a shot.
Didn't get control.
Alien reinforcements inbound.
I'm gonna knock on the front!
It's not about xp it's about that timer expiring, and there might be more pokes.
Like I need to get over there, it's not that far, but there might be another enemy pod
here but at least then I can rush him and extract him I guess
if I run from here I can
We will pay the price.
Luta! Woo!
Superior autoloader suit.
He's gonna run up and try to stun Lance. No doubt about that.
And we cannot group up right now.
Any relaxing would I get mine for this torture? Yeah crimson desert
Should be very relaxing
Do you still get increased hacking even if you fail the hack?
You don't
Okay. YOLO? You know what? Yeah! I'll fucking YOLO it!
I'm hack-maxing.
I know this guy's gonna run up on me.
Tempting.
I need to move Erdogano closer.
Fucking up.
Every mission is like four years at this point.
I wanted him to maybe shoot through the window.
I could place myself here and just, if they jump in here, they're gonna be blasted by
my shotgun.
I'm overwatch maxing, max, maxing.
An acid nade.
That's tight.
Because there's a smoke.
Gonna acid it up to be fair.
Didn't reload.
I have free reload.
It's fine.
It's OK.
I don't need to.
Yeah, it's because I'm like, I feel pressured right now, so I'm, I'm pressure max, maxing.
Oh, buddy boy, Apollyon.
Time to get some.
guy's dead anyways but give me give me the XP for Apollia and Apollia needs to
level up okay I'm gonna Harry max
okay um I know this guy's gonna try to run out there's no doubt I could
actually probably... maybe killing? Maybe. Don't want to group up too much.
This is the last move I have.
Oh! He's behind high cover though, it's never gonna work.
Wait, don't you have the overwatch thing?
Yeah! I'm gonna try this Overwatch gimmick.
Wait a minute, there's another pod somewhere. There's a pod somewhere.
I'm gonna run and go in probably.
Let's increase our aim all of something.
This guy should be dead, I think.
You have that one right, yeah.
Yeah, shit, timer is running low.
We gotta start moving this guy.
We do.
We really do actually.
I didn't realize the timer was running so low.
Now we gotta put this guy in the grave because we need to get a fucking move on.
I don't want to be chased I'm XP Matt, Matt, Matt, Maxie.
Oh I can't shoot him, that's crazy.
Alright, we can move you forward then.
Let's move forward a bit.
We are running, we are running, we are.
we do be. Okay. That one next to him will be able to run there and then to the extraction
zone. So this should be fine. I'm pretty sure it's fine. No, hold here. There might be in
the building then. Okay. This guy is still stunned. Oh my god, he's actually stunned
forever. Yeah, we're ditching. It's only timer for the unit guy, though, I think. I think
so. It's not going to be any more folds. We're fine. I mean there is one, but we're fine
No, we're fine. We're all right. We're all right.
Climbers is all units.
Emma is my reader.
Fuck me, we gotta like, oh my god, a Napoleon's gonna be left behind.
No, I just moved him, though.
Havel, Havel.
shit okay yeah we got to get a real move on now okay
this is getting real fucking scary now this is getting really really scary now
oh fuck I should have killed him or maybe yeah
to victory!
Fucking time missions.
How the fuck is he gonna make it?
How is everyone gonna make it?
And the-
TIMED MISSIONS!
I should activate the Double Timer like Saladin.
It's not cheating.
It's not cheating.
It's in the game.
I
Want to be like this
Because you will make it next turn. I haven't even used all your turns yet. You will make it next turn
No matter what if I put you here the risk is getting flanked. Oh
Yeah, this guy has rocket cooldown now, so I don't I shouldn't need to worry about that
if I move you here yeah we might get flanked we probably will get flanked
and then you'll die fuck me I'm scared I have to like YOLO run gooner run I
don't really have much of a choice at this point every mission is a logical
a logical dilemma because I can't afford to lose more high-ranked dudes
and before there's another paw down here
why can't I do anything okay oh a timed mission let me just back taken to one
turn left and I was actually behind my most valuable units.
But he was fine!
Bigest Swedish CL people easily ever.
The thing is, I don't know if I want to move this guy so much forward, I probably shouldn't
because if he dies, it's just me I got over anyways.
Location confirmed.
Double time!
I think... no... ah fuck. I could have put him here and it's fine. Then he's far away
and they're probably not gonna target him. And then I'll have two turns to get up there.
Yes, fine, it's fine. It's fine, it's fine. It's okay, chat, it's fine, it's fine. They're
not going to target it like trust. Trusts.
Alright, we move over here. They're probably going to grenade, but we're fine on a grenade,
so... fuck it, whatever. Just want to leave.
Okay. What does this do? Wait, don't you dare steal someone. Don't you fucking dare.
Oh, Overwatch. Yeah, I thought he would throw one, but...
We can extract now. Well, hold on. I need to be smart about this.
I have two turns to get up there, yeah.
This does not trigger. Does that mean they will miss or it just simply won't, it just won't trigger it?
Because I don't know if I can waste his um...
Thing with it. It simply won't trigger it. Okay.
I could just flank Max. I could actually kill this guy.
Yeah, we could kill this guy, actually, with late storm and a melee hit.
That's kind of tight.
And then next turn you can extract.
Yeah, I'm doing it.
Well, don't fire your weapon. Just fucking run and slash.
Or running gun, whatever. Doesn't matter.
This is gonna work beautifully move please hello
Hi
All right, you're very far behind
someone's going to get caught by this this bendu head guy I mean I might as
well just tank the overwatch for this and extract here no he's making it he's
he's making it easily easily in fact I could actually kill I could kill this
guy and then run for the extract anyways I guess I could say anything's 85 by the
way so I'll catch up with all y'all
what if he tries to maybe that would have worked whatever fucking I'll I'll do
a little rending. I'll do a little rending. Oh fuck, I'm kind of scared for
Erguano now though.
We should try to take aggro here and maybe the parry. Maybe the parry. Yeah,
This is good. Well, it's a little bit scary a little bit scary
Thing is I can soak a damage now I can soak a damage
Or I could leave and play it very safe
Yeah, I don't know if I want to risk you dying. I would love to have an actual level
Templar. That's what I would like. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm
out here. I'm out here. Fuck this. Fuck this. I'm out here. I'm out here. I'm so far out.
I'll fuck this fuck. I'm out of here. See you later
Okay, we should probably send a heel to this guy though if he gets shot at full health he's dead anyways
But we could send a heel and then not move
We will get mated, maybe.
I'm okay with that.
I'm okay with that.
Don't scare?
Okay.
How much health do you have?
Who am I targeting?
A polem?
Okay.
I'm pretty sure they will get captured by this green guy though, they will, they will.
I'm fairly certain they will.
I have to like rush max with this one.
What if they kill the VIP?
There is no revive like that. If they kill it, he's dead until he's...
Yeah, he's dead. He's dead.
He is.
I mean, no matter where I go, we'll get grenade here, so...
Unless I move here...
Will this make it?
That one...
I think if I go here, I should make it to the extract.
I think so. I'm fairly certain. I don't think it's a throw.
I don't think it's a throw. I don't think it's a throw. Surely it's not a throw, right?
I don't believe it's a throw.
It's not a throw chat. It's not a throw. Alright, we escape.
I haven't escaped here yet. Get out of here, bro. Get out of here.
It's not a throw chat. It's not a throw, trust. It's not a throw.
should make it I could go here and heal him and then run for it or I could heal
him next turn and run up here and play it safe yeah it's not a throw it's not a
throw it's not a throw okay no no it's not a throw he should definitely make it
next turn yeah I like my calculations are correct
Oh
No, no, no, no
Okay
Why does he like be in point that you after he does that yes, we're going we're going
I'll send a little Gremlin Heal to the target.
The thing is he's dead anyways because I think they never deal less than five damage.
Oh shh.
Kabul is going to get captured.
I'm okay with it.
I'm okay with it.
I'm okay with it.
I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it. It's fine. I don't even need to heal him
I could just I could just full send it wait. No, there's an overwatch
No
Generational throw
Move to rendezvous with firebrand for extraction fucking overwatch why do they
never why do they never miss overwatch I always miss overwatch but they never
miss overwatch it was the generational throw chat
Oh, nah, everything's over. It's over. Everything is over.
I'm guessing Havel gets captured at this point.
Probably. I mean, he can't make it, so...
I don't want to play this anymore.
Let's get into the point when being saved by an arc is even worse than being a soldier
kee-kee.
Daenerys.
Streamer is also thermaxing.
Add that to interceptors within striking distance in 30 seconds.
Firebrand, what are the areas?
Commander, we failed in our mission.
We'll need to review our tactics and improve going forward.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over. It's over. It's completely over. It's over. The whole run is over. The whole
run is over.
I mean no one died though except the target.
here. It's so over. It's so over. Everything's over. There's no point anymore. Chad, there's
There's no point anymore. There's no meaning to anything.
Shut up, I don't care.
classification of the settlement not enough to reform your way
great
our friends in the resistance are paying a heavy price with the chosen running loose
we should do what we can to take them down before they hit again
advent isn't exactly known for being quiet
so i'd love to find out how they pulled off
just kick me while i'm down
in terms of such a future fit.
Oh, right.
Ella, please avoid giving up.
The Seonic Operators could improve the situation
if you would list your team alive.
Steve, you're 19 months.
It's over.
Salad's dead.
Salad's dead.
The pavle's captured.
On my way!
There's no point to anything anymore.
time missions are just... oh great
It doesn't help that I have to rush through the entire fucking map for this.
Let's cut to the other side, try to avoid him.
Like we're not taking any fights, we're gonna run.
No, no, I don't even know where they're gonna like maybe I should have even yeah
We got a Yolo, we got a full cent.
Wait, there's only two dudes?
We could've killed this, just on their spawn.
Okay. But I say, the thing is, we're gonna have to blindly run into the unknown if we're
gonna avoid this and that is really fucking scary
I
Know you're not a sniper doll. I'm super right click. I'm clicking go
there's no what it's just not fun anymore it's not fun it's just not fun
anymore
We have an operative down commander, we should attempt to rescue if possible, but not at
the cost of our other troops.
Wait, you're actually not dead dead though, but I'm- like what the fuck man, like- yeah,
he crits me when I'm behind high cover from over there!
What the fuck is this game?
Do I have to be on the corpse or can I be next to it? I don't know. I don't even care.
I'll try to save you, but I...
Everything's fucking despair in this game.
Would you just go play High Guard instead?
Oh, wait, we've calmed.
Sure thing.
Okay, this might work to my advantage. Maybe.
Wait, how much health do you have on them? Like...
Can I somehow stop your bleed out? I'm guessing no.
Oh, it's two turns. Okay, yeah. So I call him. I think dropping him takes a turn, though,
doesn't it? Picking up doesn't take a turn, but dropping does, I think. So I'm gonna go
over here and I'm just gonna go like I'm
getting so fucked by everything just
fuck me more please
all right let's hope they go for the
other guys
no go for it the guy that's shooting you
please go for the guy that's shooting you
Not me not me. Oh my god you fucking moron. Oh my god
I can't even see how much health you have left.
We go to the inner streets.
We gotta leave him behind.
We don't have a choice.
I'm sorry, brother, but you got unlawfully shot there.
Oh, fuck me, sir, don't do it around here!
Oh my god, I just fucked myself.
Yeah, um...
Yeah...
Yeah...
But everything is just going bad.
Yeah, I can may need it, but it's still I lose my turn.
Well, actually, I probably still save time though.
I'll probably still save time by needing this.
I don't think the wall blew up, Chad, I don't think the wall blew up, that's, yeah, actually
the sidewall did I think. Okay. That's alright. That's okay. That's alright. Yeah I did. Okay,
we're fine then. Just fucking rush max. Dude I gotta stop saying this max shit. Oh my
got it so far away yeah we just got to make a run for it we could go here first
I'll go here first and check what up dudes
I'm not even gonna shoot I'm just gonna run so I don't get caught by the fucking
There he is.
of
the
death
of
the
That is not good.
Really?
That's right.
What are those people down here?
Commander, ray form is down.
We've lost.
This is not far from over.
This is very over.
I've lost all my high ranks.
Everything's over.
The fuck do you mean since that works?
Oh. Oh, we got a long frame.
Yeah, we got a reaper here.
Can't wait to send that reaper into the-
No, I'm just gonna despair. Just despair.
Oh, another weapon upgrade slot to snipers. Yeah, yay. That's really cool, dude.
That's awesome. Yay.
The reaper was not worth it, it was not.
Nice. Okay.
Plasma Rifle. Oh shit! What is this?
Improved Sniper Rifles. Okay.
Chrissalmyrothopsy.
In-Storm. It's cool.
of the chrysalis gestation recent report seems to indicate a new
we're gonna dust ourselves off chat it's not over that's the thing it's not over it really isn't
over it's not over even like oh intellectual curiosity is not enough to help me because
well we're gonna turn damage to any enemy melee attackers for our troops oh wow bring this particular
Oh, cool.
Wait, so this is a perma upgrade for the specializers or whatever.
Yeah, it's like mag weapons. Yeah, oh.
Oh.
Damn. Wait, did I need to research the...
Elarium or whatever to unlock this?
Probably should have done that a while ago.
Fuck.
Well...
The more you know...
Veneron.
Holy shit, it's a major!
It's not over!
that anyone has made so many bad choices in the span of a couple of hours.
And the silent killer.
Shoo! Stingy.
Oh, you're guaranteed to remain in shadow.
Yeah, Pluto, thank you!
And I've been only in Big 71, I've been only in Big 25.
And dude, it's not over.
It's really not over.
I didn't know there was another weapon upgrade.
Now, well, in 16 days, I'll have better weapons.
That's like huge.
It's simply not over.
Oh, okay, I'm dead already.
Soldier can carry additional Claimor on a mission.
Oh!
Flyer had a target and turned out of Amory Dice.
It reveals the Reaper.
Separate chance to hit.
It can only be activated once per mission.
Upgrade your Evictor rifle with Expanded Mag to increase the potency.
Yeah that's kind of crazy. It cannot be active at only one ammo.
Both of these are insanely good and I can get both of them. Holy fuck.
Damn we are reaping right now.
The thing is I'm just I'm in a bad mindset right now so I'm just gonna throw anyways.
It's not like it matters, you know.
Auto loader.
That's actually really, really nice.
That could be really cool to have on him if he needs to reload for the Benish.
They're like, yes.
Yeah, it's kind of cool.
Who else could use it, though?
Oh yeah, I gotta name this guy.
Yeah, I want to get extended mag, exactly.
This is very true.
Psylab.
What is this then?
So we have Psyoperatives, Newstaff's Law, Train Soldiers, Decrease Training Time.
Yeah, it's not over. It's not over. It actually isn't over. We gotta stop depressing. It's
It's not over. It really isn't.
Okay, it's not over. It really isn't. Wait, I don't think I have any supplies.
Yeah, I can sell though. We'll get a cashier now though.
And we just got some shit. Road traffic, assorted loot.
Okay.
Oh yeah, where was the sidelan?
Okay.
Oh yeah, I got a recruit.
A Swedish lad? No, no Sweden.
Vee!
Alright, who looks like a sigh soldier?
I'll take it.
Losh.
Mr. Losh, dude.
Now I'll take Losh.
Did it please be the girl since it would be me?
Uhhh...
Don't think Lars is one, Griseo.
I can do it on the next one.
Yeah...
I promise Griseo to become one, but not...
Listen, I'm gonna get another one, so you know...
I'm gonna get another one. It won't take long
Thank you, Prisio. Thank you. Trust trust
Dude, the thing is the project's getting up now, too
Yeah, we gotta make contact with Eastern Europe, that'd be good, but I have like a warlock there
There's one in Australia, I knew Australia too.
Okay, we could check this.
It's on the way there.
We'll check it, we'll check it.
No, the campaign has not failed.
It's fine.
You know what?
Listen, it's fine.
this long do they know who is controlling the army it's fine all right it's fine
we've got to kill that hunter
okay what the hell is this launch a deadly assault on the adventure what is this
I was good before, but this is something else.
Decrease supplies and explore by 50.
Alien finds a mole within resistance.
Use a retaliation counter by two weeks.
I accidentally purchased two sets of bits.
However, you could make him a girl high asleep.
Can you?
Oh, maybe you can change.
Yeah, then I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Thank you, Grisio.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Um.
Fuck it, whatever.
So wait, what was that deadly assault shit?
I don't know.
We gotta work on this project.
Yeah, it's about time to start now.
I really just want to get this, because I don't know what this is.
Some of our people are a little worse for wear after that last covert action.
But if we give them time to rest, they'll be fine.
We might get the others by surprise if we switch up our tactics.
Form a soldier by... Oh, they get a promotion here.
Oh, I could send...
I'll send a specialist on it.
I'm poor.
Or whatever.
I don't want to go on the road.
Okay, we gotta finish this.
Facility coordinates locked in commander
Hmm
Oh, is that one of them big dudes listen, I want to get my rifle upgrade before I do anything though
It's ten days away
Also, I need to make contact with East Asia also, and I don't even think I have enough Intel. Oh
Shit, this is looking rough. I need Intel
Soon, I will be upon you commander, and there will be no refuge for you and your irreverent
armies.
Oh, I get 80 intel if I make this, but elite priest, elite shield breaker, heavy mac, elite
spectre, sectoid.
wait oh man I should have had that weapon upgrade
I'm so poor it was looking so good and now it's looking so fucking grim
time. We we need to name the
I didn't have any big man, right? No, just on the loader.
I'm doing Fisk. This looks like Fisk.
I shouldn't play though. I shouldn't play. I shouldn't play more missions because it's
not going well. I'm not on the right mindset.
I should plush and play scuffle. That's what I should do. That's what I should do.
This is a bad idea. It's a bad idea.
It's just not the correct mindset right now. It just isn't.
We have a confirmed location for the VID.
Move to rendezvous.
Eliminate all hostile contacts.
Seekers, stay quiet.
OK.
There is an X. There is a, there is, yeah, there is.
Never mind.
Whatever.
I can't speak anymore.
I go where you tell me.
Moving out.
There is a timer on this mission, so let's make sure we don't throw the timer this time.
Timer, timer, timer. Move everybody up. Just move everybody out. I'll lead the way.
You won't die, hopefully.
Like I'm not gonna try some fucking recon mission or any shit.
Someone's here.
I heard that.
There's enemies here for sure.
They have so much health now. I want more upgrades. Feel sorry for me.
Oh
That's not a lot of vision
I see you.
Anyone now?
Or is confirmed on the move.
We're fine here.
We're fine.
The funny's overlooked.
Okay, they're moving out this way.
I just heard someone else.
What is that sound?
I don't like that.
I do not like that.
I don't like that.
I'm trying to get a pull-in up here so we can get use of the, uh, death from above.
Not like it's super important, but...
Alright.
Okay, we could try grouping up a little bit so we could get a jump on these guys as soon
as possible.
and move on. Dude, I've lost so many characters, it's crazy. It might just be over chat. If
If I could just move a pulleon, maybe like up here.
I'm on it.
But in case they were to find us now.
It's not a dead run, but my mindset is fucking dead right now, and that's the problem.
I don't have my own character in this game. I never made one.
It ain't a dead run, it's fine.
Oh, they're moving down.
Okay.
Good Friday cake.
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe.
maybe we could definitely like made them to be honest
we could launch a native we do have the high ground but we're a little bit too
close to each other and that's a little bit scary so we could go here I'm sure
I'll be able to need from here too I'd be very surprised if I can't now I'm
I'm holding right clicks if I let go I'll move.
Good.
I'll be moving on target.
Okay.
Shouldn't I have...
Oh yeah, there.
There they are.
Yeah, we could do this actually.
It won't reveal us.
Well, it won't reveal... me.
got to focus on the mission where that's the thing I can't that's why it's ogre
I can't focus bro
I'm gonna plasma grenade this and then we'll both blow up it should be a hefty
amount of damage and we could maybe clean up the pieces with an overwatch
I'm overwatch maxing.
Turn around and pick up the p.c.s.
Hydra, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, we're fine though, we're alright.
An overwatch should trigger here through the window, I think.
It's okay.
You know what, chat?
It simply is fine, it is.
It's simply fine.
Eat this.
I'm assuming this is gonna hit everything.
I don't wanna blow up that wall.
I
Wait, I'm surprised this guy never got overwatched
Well, we got two kills and this guy, yeah, I mean, we're behind cover, so yeah, unless
he runs over here, but then he has to shoot from there, which is insane.
I have just two molds on, two molds, that's it.
The wall is behind, when target's behind a wall, I'll never miss.
Yeah, that's how it goes.
Oh no.
Oh no, it's the fucking warlock, oh no.
That's quite the health bar you got there, brother.
operation they sent in one of the chosen we should try to track that thing
down and deal with it before it causes too much trouble it's not a
guaranteeing a kill
damn damn damn damn
We do have this though, yeah, we could definitely kill this guy if I shoot with this person
and this isn't increases chances and then we win.
But now the timer is going to start so we cannot stall for too long.
We got to get a move on every turn.
I was counting on that 81%
why
why did they always survive
Oh, yeah, they have this fucking stasis thing here.
I forgot.
Well, we can move up and do a little bit of overwatching, I guess.
They're completely immune to damage here, right?
Yeah.
OK, I'll go.
I actually can't even see it from here somehow.
Like, I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, you can't even target them.
You can't even target them.
We gotta get a move on, um, little bit scary.
We could re- oh wait, you're concealed, so we're good.
Let's move here.
It's all good, it's all good, it's all good, it's all good.
Try to get you a little bit closer.
Everyone moves closer.
Childish devs are contrary to Hilda's power.
We'll only bring further shame and suffering to the peace of the world.
This still equals overlaunch. Might as well. No point in not to.
Get a little bit closer. Who else is left? You?
you don't want to move too far forward on on a yellow but every step forward is a
step closer to victory right here
Okay, I'd rather not risk agguring one right now.
As long as we move just a little bit every turn.
Get overlocked.
Oh my god, if you hit this Apollyon.
Yeah, okay.
But he's dead anyways though.
He's gonna die now.
I guess cosmetic overwars.
Oh, yeah, the rephrase concealed overwars isn't triggered enough for now.
That's cool. Where is my uh, who the hell squatting down here? Oh is it corpse?
I'm not seeing any back bro if I was listening to back seating I wouldn't have lost all these troops I've lost
Okay, there's fire no matter where I go, so I'm gonna go for that kill.
Oh, you can't hunker down after that.
That's so sad.
Could open up the door though.
We need to move.
a little bit.
I know you do.
Uh-huh.
Wait, have they done the explosion?
I actually didn't see if they did.
They haven't, right?
Yeah, okay.
I could probably just run up and slash seven to nine.
Yeah.
I could attack from here and get a blade storming kill both of them at least I think so. Yes, I should do it
Okay, the other ones dead so we're gonna move closer this time get a move on
Well, I am not doing that because we're gonna aggro someone.
There's a green hack here.
This campaign is looking rough right now.
One for use of the running gun ability.
Wait, all of them will get this?
Will it last the entire...
Oh, soldier gains.
Okay.
the squad is 47 though but I don't trust it I don't trust it I don't trust it I
can save it for later right it don't it says you just you just get one for you
so yeah I mean it should be yeah it's not like for one turn or anything I blitz
yeah okay yo we're increasing our hacking though finally I haven't really
me doing that. The hacking is looking pretty good.
I want to open this door.
I
Want to open this door
Not now
This the lower one should probably just hunker down at that point, but
Oh, wait, oh my god, the fucking blade store missed.
Okay, we'll do it now.
Yeah, now we gotta move.
Alright.
You really gotta hunker down, okay.
Okay, oh deal cut is here
You don't have that much health
The timer top right nine turns
We gotta get a heckin' move on, bro.
We could go here to probably shoot this.
95, that's basically guaranteed.
We got to go through the entrance here.
Yeah, let's do that.
Let's go over here.
Yeah, you can go over there.
That's okay.
Or even over here, actually.
Unless there's a pod over here.
Nah.
No.
There could definitely be a pod over there.
trusting it at all. That is a 100% hit. 84% chance to insta kill. But this guy must be
part of a pole develop. Fuck it, I'm doing it. Whatever. No stalling.
Fucking tight dude. Fucking pull over there. That was so tight. We gotta get you to move
now. We can't sit. We don't want another havel incident. How big is this
explosion now again? I mean, you can go over here.
Surely there is... I'm so scared of another pod. No, I'm gonna run into another pod.
Can you kill this thing first? Kill this thing. No one's close?
Now it's all right.
I gotta move because the timer top right
okay I mean we should be fine if I move
I don't think we're aggro'd on anyone.
Alright.
Okay.
This is cool.
No cover, no need, I haven't aggro'd anyone.
I don't know where you're telling me.
Metis-15, be advised.
Hostile interceptors are inbound on your current position.
Firebred is a limited window to provide extraction.
Okay.
I definitely hear something I feel like I hear something here though
No, on the back side either, okay, that's good, we gotta free this dude now.
And do you gotta stand in the front open this?
Or am I just blind and I don't see the button?
Wait, wrong guy.
Oh!
I knew that.
We need to hook him on here, okay.
There's no one here.
Who would be here?
They're over here.
I mean, we could play it safe and just do a blue move.
We'll do a blue move over here.
Okay.
Okay.
Can you even like do this or does it need to be Pokemon?
Okay.
Pokemon.
Okay.
Um.
Just seeing if there's a good way to get up.
I mean, yeah, there's a ladder here.
We could just go up on the roof and move like that.
We just go up the ladder, yeah, that's all we need to do.
That's free.
Location confirmed.
Confirmed!
Don't move too close here. What is closer for you? Okay
Wait, how many... God damn it, you're the hacker. I need you down here.
What's over there?
Getting it done.
Could probably move a little bit.
Here I come.
Oh, hi.
Wait, did he just see me through?
I mean, surely, right? Surely I'll get that.
Yes! Yes, that's exactly what I need!
Now we're all going to move up on the roof oh my god I could actually run in
middle of you that's pretty crazy oh I can insta kill this person this thing
this whatever yeah now get out alive eight turns and then we just got to move
over here. I could definitely kill this. I also have a running gun on the other one.
Yo Bastion, thanks for 41. Oh, I gotta go ball through dude. Okay, let's go.
Wait, uh, hold before you use that. Where did you need to go if you're gonna melee?
It's there, okay.
Ba-da-ba-da-bum!
Ba-da-ba-da-bum!
All over it!
That's got no lightning reflex now!
Crit, 70% baby!
Well, that's fucking cool dude.
oh my god that's a flank on him and we got to get up here anyways
is it clear?
good check above but let's not do it now let's murder this
Oh, and then Templar's gonna murder.
Oh, it's these sick dudes.
Loot!
Nice!
Calyrian Core.
All right, you can start running towards this now everyone starts running towards it
Get behind cover up here my reefer I
I could just I can almost extract with this reaper
The thing is what if there's a hold up here?
They would have probably aggro'd by now, but I could also just pull back till they come too much
That needs damage on warlock
Six seven
That initial cancel my turn. I'm not gonna use that. I'm gonna run that will be a that will be a big throw
We can like get out of here now
Yeah, he's gone
I'm like I'm just gonna be moving backwards. I hope that alien can't
To be fair, I could actually kill this alien I could move behind here and banish that alien with two rounds
So we don't got to deal with him
I
Yeah, I mean it's one use permission, but the mission is almost over. I like I'm running there. I'm running there right now
As long as there's no pub here
We can make it we can do it and we can make it
Yeah, I don't want to get my control that would suck all right, let's just overwatch in case someone comes here
Relate what was this
Right, okay
There's a near
So what are these in your song? I've never really listened to some of them. Oh, yeah, you can tell
Do the warlock is fucking nasty actually
I need to make it there. This is gonna get a bit tight for sure.
I mean, next turn you can make this. I have high cover here.
Oh my god, what if there's a pose here? Let's... oh my... I do not want to see that. I don't want to see that.
That shit.
This is very scary.
This is very scary.
Do I have shadows though? I don't.
I'll check it. I'll check it
Recon beacon just got ahead. I don't have a recon beacon
No recon beacon here
What's a recon be gone
The thing is, I don't trust in this because they can probably just overlaw- they can probably
mind control me through the floor.
I wouldn't be surprised if they could.
I can do that
Wait
Do they have grenades even if they do they can't throw this high right?
I'm the top thrower not them
They can't chat you can't fool me
what are you doing okay uh tight
we go over here and we I'm sure we're fine actually I think we can all escape
after this where's the VIP oh rehodo is back here that's all right
the roof roof whatever the word is I think we can all leave now though
depends on what they do do the missions now is fucking crazy
like what the fuck do they spawn on the roof they're gonna overwatch I'm sure
Okay, you can make it. I didn't see any overwatch triggered. You can make it. You can make it.
I think everyone can make it. I'm fairly certain they can make it. I think we won. I think
everyone. V-vom. V-vom. Unless I misclick. Then V-vom. Kill everyone? Fuck that. I'm out.
I'm out. Everyone's out. Everyone is out here. Everyone is out. Every single person is out.
I'm so scared I'm gonna get XCOM then like...
MISCLICK something.
I should be able to reload here.
Fuck shooting, fuck everything.
We're all gone.
I'm not about to make a generational throne because I want to get some fucking XP.
You don't get any exp just for shooting, right?
Nah, probably not.
I leave the field for now.
Pack it in!
Pack it in!
All that works.
Wow, amazing.
Yeah, it's only for kills, yeah.
I don't even think we took any damage to this mission.
Fuckin' hell.
Oh
Templar got hurt, but also promoted so
What do we have here? Oh deflect when the Templars focus is a chance to deflect incoming shots a
A chance? Is it 1%? 5%? Because if it's not 90% it's not worth grabbing in this damn game.
When an enemy dies, it may leave behind psionic energy to typically collect.
Quick draw.
Hey, that's kind of fun! That's literally free damage!
No, it's not. It just doesn't end your turn. I thought it was the other one.
I mean, I'm gonna test it, I'll check.
Oh, it's a 30% chance to activate it in level 1.
Here's what's 10% of these focus levels only range.
Okay.
Sounds kind of fun.
Okay.
They want to get focused even more there.
That's actually a really tight.
Wait, is this any enemy that anyone kills?
Or does it have to be the Templar?
any enemy. They have to run and pick it up though but it could be on the way I guess.
Okay, my graphics part is melting. RIP 1419.
Okay, my confidence rose a little bit there, but we have to stop the project though, and I really have to go to the ballroom.
Oh my lord.
People choose to do with their lives beyond that point is up to them.
Oh my god.
I almost understand that game, baby.
Make sure I think 16 bash, like 41.
I'm gonna teach things for the 76.
Libora, 16, 1, 1, 6, 2, Azul, like 73.
Sloan, is that I think 6?
Wait, the studio been on talk to me and bring me back.
Bringer back is making a Friday 13th TV series
Skip template sergeant abilities. We what?
We really need to recruit more people we really need to make some yeah, I
Know these
Hmm, doesn't end the turn, that's kind of cool.
Sala died?
Yeah he did.
I've lost a lot of good people today.
I have.
I cleaned my PC of dust and my GPU temp is down 15 degrees.
Hey, I lost.
It's Friday the 13th.
Now it's time for some horror or else your run will fail next mission.
Sorry not sorry Omi-kore-la.
To be honest it is looking really fucking rough, but we just gained a ton of intel from that
mission.
So we need to make contact with Eastern Europe or East Asia.
East Asia is closer.
We make contact here and we try to do this.
It's only 40 in total.
Sort of loot.
Oh yeah.
I forgot a lot of things.
I wasn't working on that.
Oh, this is the psionic soldier.
Oh yeah.
Continue training.
Bam!
Look at that!
Look at that!
I can earn promotion and earn new abilities.
I can train Sylab.
We can still punishment all comrades while training.
I'll make the resume train- Wow!
Wait, what is this?
Does guaranteed Syablik damage to an organic enemy?
Ignore, cover, and armor?
Wow.
Fortress.
The sigh operative is immune to fire poison acid and explosive.
Ugh.
Very situational.
Uh, permanently mind control and enemy.
Only one successful domination can be performed permission.
That is fucking nuts.
Two of these abilities are crazy.
That's nuts!
Wait, what happened if you mined control and a unit that's already mined control in someone?
How does that work?
permanently. I mean, this is like a game changer.
Can upgrade this so you can train another one. Okay.
I need a lot. Dude, I'm so poor. Like it's actually insane up where I am.
Yeah, I'm sure. I think I can edit them. I believe so.
So we're gonna do something else?
Yes.
Oh.
Yeah, we did that.
Okay, cool.
Nice.
You're a genius, apparently.
I'll get him on.
Okay, cool.
Nice.
You're a genius, apparently.
I'll get him on.
Get him on
Let's finish this one off
Okay, I keep getting auto loader not bigger mags though bigger mags would be so good
Let's do East Asia.
Make a contact.
Yeah, I want bigger mags for the Reaper though.
I need higher tier weapons, it's eight days away.
But that means there must be another tier for all the other weapons too.
I don't think you're established. Look.
Our people seem to work well together.
Yes! Shit!
Nice! Oh my god, wait. I am pretty sure...
Colonel! Colonel!
I think that's my first Colonel.
Increase the caliber of our pistols by sacrificing control and preventing damage output by plus one.
Soldier award promotion. I could get another Colonel. That's tight. That's fucking tight.
Don't send the reaper.
Thank you.
Colonel!
Somebody scientist.
Come on, come on, come on, baby.
Oh, we're about to see these abilities now.
I think this is the highest rank, Captain Correll.
Didn't I just recruit you not too long ago?
Or maybe.
How have you leveled so fast?
Restoration.
The Gremlin flies to each squad member, healing or reviving them as needed.
Or, capacitor discharge.
Send the Gremlin to a location where it emits a substantial electric discharge, damaging
and potentially stunning all nearby units. And it works better on robotics. Banger. Both
of these sound banger. I mean, I guess I could get both eventually. It sounded like thanks
to the 38. The level 5 one I saved from a lost mission with the Reaper? Was it? I don't
both are in extremely good yeah extremely good
one charge permission yeah and if you operate Grimlin one charge permission
yeah okay
I'm gonna take the pus though to discharge to be fair I think I'll have more use for
right now
Wait, who are you bonding with what my blinds
The commander running I've got plenty of time to focus on learning to fly this boat
From what I've seen you could use the practice.
Wait, they say at the top.
I'm just blind.
I guess I'm still blind, because I...
I... I... I... what?
I meant to find, oh my god.
Oh, righty then.
I don't know what's going on, but a lot of things to the things, dude.
Oh, okay.
It's looking a bit brighter.
It's looking a bit brighter.
We just need a lot more supplies, though.
Yeah, we're working on that avatar thing.
You're on motion!
Oh! Pro-Motion!
are 12 five days I should probably try to get a skirmisher I think the sniper
was weak to them because I think my skirmisher lived for one mission and
then he died
I only have two rangers you ever looked yourself in the mirror and wonder what it
would be like if you can pee your pants in front of yourself.
Uh, no. No. No. No. I have not. I'll send you. Get some ability. That's cool. Let's
let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go arm reaps
promotion
Salvo launching or throwing grenades or using heavy weapons with your first
action will not in your turn that's cool you get your launching grenade to remove
cover and bottoming but at least I have a heliport that is guaranteed to your
target but it uses a lot of ammunition that could guarantee a kill right there
I'm trying to put some like heavy armor is that like an exosuit or whatever?
What's heavy armor?
Heavy armor.
Yeah, with this you can launch two grenades.
Yeah.
was captured I just saved them just saved them yeah the vote with the rock
and arms that's like the Exo suit I think yeah that sounds amazing
male heavy I can't wait to see the kernel ability because we will see it
you're not going anywhere have all you're not going to the enemy's base you're
They're not going to the grave, they're not going anywhere.
The blood of your despicable consensuate and sink the elders you will see.
Robe you with dead power.
This world, respect, comfort, be saved.
Get me a fence on its location. Now!
Got it!
But you're not gonna like this.
Mike it's so over 25 enemies what the fuck am I gonna do here
Joe's and aren't pulling any punches. They're here to take us down for good
We can send out two full squads to defend the Avenger and protect you commander
Two full squads?
Some of our world troops back into combat if you feel it's necessary
Dude, I...
No...
It's critical to our efforts
We may not have much of a choice if we want to proceed
He literally looked down our straights in the eyes and told him to take care of it.
I have no idea what's going on.
I don't have my weapon up for it.
I don't.
I don't.
We have some mine shield.
I've never seen this before, but it doesn't seem good.
I even have two squads for this apparently, so...
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
Oh yeah, so you have Nick Squad here, okay.
Oh my god, we're so fucking dead.
We're so dead, we're so...
It's not the mindset to have, the mindset to have is that we are going to fucking win.
Man, I don't tell the hacker why I'm not going to speak all of this.
They will do you some.
Oh, fuck.
Hey, you!
Oh my god.
And it's on a timer.
Oh my god, I have like a million people here, Jesus Christ.
aren't you the one with the pistol stuff you are?
Oh my god, they're like not ranked up at all these guys.
This is Omega Yikes of Hell.
Big X.
Okay, so it just starts then, I'm sorry.
Sorry.
I mean we have covers here but they can throw grenades we saw that last time so can I I could
I'm gonna get a beautiful triple here.
Oh, it's worth it.
Fuck.
Well, she's gonna multiply or whatever.
Sniper's can probably take them out.
what is this mission man what is this mission
fuck right now
this guy is pistol
I mean that's a 93% chance of killing so that's super sick
only problem is it won't be behind cover and that would make a blow
is music molded no
oh wow this one's huge damn
I don't think there's a way for me to one-shot her unless they're not even with like the repertrinkle.
Actually, well yeah, if they all hit, Benish could kill her.
But there's probably worse enemies than her out there.
Okay, I could give him a move to move.
Take the fucking kill, man. Take the kill.
Yeah, I'm not gonna use bandage on that there's gonna be bigger dudes
Rank up
There's a full guard there
You don't even have a running gun who do you teamwork with oh?
I can give you another to kill him. Who else is a sniper?
Yeah you are.
I'm certain. Yeah this is my actual point. Just take the fucking kill. Take the kill.
take the kill don't overthink one thing at a time 80% I have to roll a 7 for
this oh your level is so low it's insane please roll a 7 come on
That fucking blows.
I really, really want to get a kill on him.
badly which how much health? Four to five. Okay if I lower his health I can kill with
him and remain in stealth, right?
This mission is far from over. We need some cover though. We have some cover there. As
long as I kill him we won't get Gernada though.
I'm just trying to figure out the best way to do it. I can't even part again in this.
I can't hear her though. That's good. That will be super nice. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Yeah, we take it. It's got a hit. It has to hit, right?
Are you fucking me? Are you fucking me? Game, are you fucking me? Are you fucking me? Like, it, it...
I'm just trying to get a fucking kill on him, man. That's it! Is it too much to ask for?
Maybe you can hit him.
At a 58.
At a 58 percent.
I'm just...
For the love of God.
Please hit please
Good shit right there
I'm gonna make sure she doesn't shoot so I'm gonna suppress her
Oh, she's probably gonna move though, but still.
the
the
70% chance to kill her
Yeah, we take those.
That's the last move I have left. This is so bad.
We're gonna get grenade and we're all gonna... yeah.
The chosen aren't going to make this easy for us.
Keep your heads down and press forward.
We need to get to their location to take them out.
You can never escape my sight.
I'm gonna need support here!
Oh! Nice! Return fire!
The weakness of this place, only furthers the need of my presence here.
No forces will perish, and you will return to the Elder's command.
Is he suppressing?
Fuck, I don't have my Templar here.
57?
I mean I can move forward up here, then I'm flanking her, I can get a kill, and still stay
stay in the shadows. I'm sure. I'm sure from 97, there's no way I missed this. There's
There's no way. There's no way. If I do, you might not be able to do it.
Oh, you're god! That's a lie!
Because I'll be compared to these lower forms of life.
Who is he suppressing? I actually don't see who it is.
We gotta send a little heal though.
Go heal him!
Is it my sniper behind the tree?
Oh, is it this guy?
Is it heavy at the tree?
Oh, is it this guy?
Yeah, there's this oppression.
Yeah.
Okay.
Can't we just suppress him back?
Probably.
Yeah, I'm running before he's coming.
Yeah, I'm running the fuck out of there, yeah.
Don't move.
Wait, actually you do have to move, so I'm gonna have to risk an overlock shot there, but what if I suppress him back?
Hold up
Yeah, it's only if they move no my weapon here isn't disabled and I don't think that explosion is gonna hit me because I wasn't hit by this
I think it's fine I'm pretty sure it's fine
I don't know what I'm doing.
Overwatch has got to be removed there.
No, there's no surrender.
They will see we fight until eternity.
Come with me.
We'll stand and fight together.
Where do we have left? Where do you left?
Could move up a little bit.
is it clear he asks you know it is not clear new monster it is by no means clear
i'm guessing all the enemies are like over there and not over here right certainly right yeah
well you gotta move
So let's move you out of here. Let's put you over here
And then you have to move it and we can see it. I'm kind of scared of going out here
I can take my time right here, it's fine. It's okay. We can cook
46% I could made him but I don't think it's worth it
and then you move and we're out of here and we move the step forward trying to spread out
got a little bit so we don't get mauled by a grenade.
Oh, it's so scary going over here.
I'm doing it.
Destroy all the wood-defying elders.
Your ability, you can give a turn to a close mate.
Surprised he didn't grenade, I'm fairly certain they can't grenade.
now we've actually moved up nicely here we have
Okay, good stuff, good stuff.
Wait, these are turrets?
Yeah, Reaper's not visible, it's fine.
We'll move up and check.
Okay, definitely got to do some reloading and moving
68% is actually not too shabby. It ain't. As long as it's not 70, anything 70 to 80
80 is bad. 80 is good, but anything in the 70s is bad.
Reaper can take him out now.
Oh, he had armor.
Yeah, that's epic.
And then I always missed that roll.
Like, why?
I have never made that roll.
It's always 50%.
And I have never succeeded in it.
Never, ever, not a single time in the entire playthrough.
I believe it. Man, this guy's a lie. That's really annoying. But I could move off and probably throw.
to get a kill on them. We gotta move anyways. Fuck, you're-fist, you're fucking dead by
the way. I forgot about the armor. I always just look at the health bar and then the two
Two little dots I don't see.
Yeah, we're gonna take this kill.
Kill equals taken.
What's Phoenix Point?
What's Phoenix Point?
Stasis?
Yeah.
I'm not seeing armor is uh, yeah, yeah.
the game's fault what cover is this half
here I come. Reload that ass. It's killing time. Where are you going to go? Thing is,
When they move and rupture, they probably can.
This is no day to die.
No day to die right here.
I have a smoothie.
I wish I could see if they had a rupture active.
I mean I saw they activated but I just want to make like double triple sure
Yeah, I need to advance you see up here that if that goes to zero, it's probably game over
Probably glowing of a glow man, they always glow though. All right, we can move here. We can actually shoot though
Let's see I
I think I'm out of range for that explosion to be fair pretty sure
You will hit this right
Of course you'll hit this of course they will
Good. I can kill the next one down too. Oh shit, there's another one here. Mother of
Ass. But I can kill that guy too. I could go behind a high cover over here and
shoot him. While you- who else has a turn? You have a turn, yeah. You could
Bistal we could try bestaling this guy see if that works
Get him out of here
But these guys are glowing
Yeah, they are
They look the same
Am I blind?
They look the same!
So you're telling me he's not going to explode?
Yeah, we'll see about that.
A bright pink?
It would have been perfect if you missed that.
If I had salad on this mission, this would be so free, extremely free.
so you guys have turns left okay if I reload I could probably suppress over
there oh it's probably too far away though
submit to far yeah that's all right that is okay full guard nice take the full
guard and we'll see what the
next turn brings.
Oh, 13.
Yeah, there's no way.
You're not hitting that.
Yeah, you don't have any abilities. Oh, you have only a piss
I'm gonna overwatch and threaten them with an overwatch they're gonna get scared and lose control
Soldiers aren't that split out it's fine. There's two squads. It's all part of the game playing
Really want you up here?
Wait a minute. I have an idea
My idea is is over
They won't hit from here wait next turn I could do that and that but they're in a good spot for it now though
It won't matter in the end. It won't matter in the end, fuck it.
What does this tactical analysis do? I gotta check their buffs.
Okay, stasis. That's actually fine.
Yeah, I don't reload, yeah.
Sick, sick, sick.
Very good, very good.
Oh my god, I have a really good spot here.
Let's see, what are they gonna do?
Okay, this is good. That's good. That's good. You'll have all
Had to wait around
Hell yeah, brother. Hell yeah, I'm guessing that tank is not cosmetic, right
can you cook we have a high guard here he's gonna run up in stun though for sure
Wait, you actually have a mate!
Okay, um...
Fuck it, I could...
Oh my god, the range on this Inspire is crazy.
So many choices.
So many choices.
Where's my other sniper?
Can love bloom on a battlefield?
Oh, we can all definitely die on this battlefield,
that's for sure.
I'm gonna blow them up again, I think.
He's definitely gonna run, he will, but if he does, you guys could probably cook him.
You're the sniper, yeah, there we go.
77%, 68, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, after all an 8, I'm a 77.
happening in this game ever. That's never happening.
Salad would clear all these enemies immediately. It would be so free. I don't
know why I can't inspire Havill. Is it because Havill's above me?
Salad would miss, Salad would not miss. Salad would never miss ever.
It's a line of sight, okay.
Damn, my grenades though, but I still have another one.
And there'll be low health.
It's kind of tight.
Mom's away!
Three health and seven...
Okay.
77% chance of hitting this.
Brother.
Come on, Quebec, Quebec.
You got this. You know you have this.
I know this 70% is cursed.
in this game
But it's going to work
77% it's going to work it will work
It will work chat it will work you just have to believe that's it you just gotta believe
I could actually run and go over here no I can't run and go you don't have it
unlocked what the fuck okay it's alright
how do you not have it unlocked the thing is I'm scared of moving up here
because he's gonna run and use his stupid ass stone lens
I'm going insane.
Salad would clear this.
Salad would never miss.
And yet Salad is not clearing this, because he fell in combat, so he was not good enough
to survive.
Golem underscore Super Fander would clear this.
wait a minute if he runs up to me wait a minute wait do it you don't even have
blades or why oh that would have been so good
okay I have a I mean I could take this shot at 50% I can also go up here
7 health though, but big crit.
This might be a 3R mission.
I don't care.
This is winter loose here.
It's literally winter loose, it is.
Come on.
I believe.
Come on, Griseo.
You got this.
How is that only 61 percent?
Well, at least it's not 70.
Who am I shooting at?
It is this one, right?
Oh yeah, there's a dude behind there I completely forgot about him.
You got this, I believe.
of
the
is not over until it's over.
You can't combat combat, uh, maybe it's because there's no vision.
Or does this not count as a robot?
Fuck.
That's unfortunate.
Okay, um, in that case, don't run out of patience, don't get greedy.
You can move up here, it is okay, it is okay man, you can do it, it's fine.
I could?
No I couldn't, could I?
No. No. It's the tank, I mean. Not this one. The tank.
59 what are these a in the set I could guarantee this kill I'm gonna do it I'm
not letting you live and fucking mind control and doing shit it's not worth
it it's not worth it
it ain't worth the chance
okay this is good I think I can maybe kill this tank
The loot, fuck the loot.
You can reload and suppress Flurvy or Slayer to the bone.
And you could actually overwatch and hope you hit him if he moves forward.
Don't you have the overwatch shit
Yeah, we could make this play we could make this play I
Say we make this play I have a play have a game plan
Oh, I should have checked that well shit I
I can't suppress he's too far away, but it's okay. I can still suppress in here though
He's probably gonna get scared anyways, and if he uses his rifle, it's fine
We're good. We're good and we're tight. We're good and we're tight
So tempting to come up protocol, but there's so many others I
I could do some aid I think we do some aid it might be too far away for
overlock now there's no way it is I'm overwatching fuck this
don't worry we're getting we're getting there of course it misses he's gonna run
up now? Another overwatch? Oh wait no he's shooting. He's, he's, whoo! Okay. That's
shield right? Yeah.
No it's not.
fuck. The thing is I'm not in shadow. I could pull back, cast shadow, and run.
Because I need to scout. There's probably, yeah, there's a group over there. We
actually see them. Okay. That's a berserker. Oh my god, if I could claim more
of that, that would be so fucking nice. I think what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna
move here cast shadow and then move over here so I can move towards this group I
have a game plan I have a game plan I have an official ass I forgot you can't
ask when you ask so I forgot you can't do it when you're flanks it's okay it's
Alright, don't go here because these guys might aggro and we need that jump on them. So just stick on the same line and we're fine
Stick on the same line you're good. You're fine. You're fine
All good, all good. Oh, there's another pod here. That's a bit worse
okay okay okay okay that's that might be a problem actually fisk you might be
dead sorry in advance brother
okay we have to take out that turret though why can't I
Yeah, you're not fine, unfortunately.
Let's not use you yet.
That snipe could kill that.
That's a clean kill, guaranteed.
Wait, did the turret even do anything last turn?
Oh yeah, I guess it shoots on the integrity.
That's what it does.
Fuck me.
So many choices.
Must make correct decisions.
Oh
A little magic pixel there
Pretty bold I have to say
remove that you'll more damage kill slayer to the bone yeah slayer t-bone
very worth
six health yeah that's a kill that's a kill right there that's 100% to kill
72%? I think you can do this. I think you can. I'm never learning, am I? I'm never
gonna learn ever never gonna learn no good cover here for these guys don't miss
yeah it's true I mean this is 68% what the fuck
I'm tired boss I'm tired boss I'm tired like I I can't win boss I'm tired
Let's get you behind some cover here.
Yeah, I have a very low level soldiers on this, that's the problem.
I mean, we can easily guarantee a kill, though, we can, with a combat protocol, but...
Yeah, I haven't really seen any.
It's true.
We actually could guarantee a kill on that.
So it's not in vain.
I didn't know I could send tired soldiers, actually.
Well, they did tell me, but they already put, like, a squad for me, so I'm like, okay.
I guess that's it.
I guess that's it.
Oh, this fucking game.
Can't you suppress him, you're not close enough.
Unless I have no vision on you.
Who's your mate?
No vision, oh no right you can't let's do that, okay we can move up a little bit, oh this
is way worse than Dragon's Dogma 2, this is like way way way way worse, I have no target
on this guy.
I mean, uh, darkest dungeons here.
Full cover! Nice!
That is actually quite a nice full cover, and I also get a flank from it.
But your rank is so low you're never gonna hit anything.
My Reaper died? No, he's about to die, he is.
Let's go.
Rang-shaming.
You could kill this thing, I guess.
That's a guarantee, at least.
But if you're gonna do that reload first.
That's very nice. We have a smooth get. We could launch a smooth get. A bit too far
away though. Darkest Dungeon 2 is unironically a kids game compared to this. I used to have
Turn left so I'm gonna put you behind full cover
Okay, um better that's full cover over there though right next to Met Slayer, which is a problem but
Legendary long warm off. Yeah, I don't really know what long war is
You also really need to. I mean, you could go here and actually suppress Flurby or suppress any of these.
Flurby's probably gonna do some gimmick shit, so...
Get the full cover.
Do a little... Oh my god, this is so juicy though.
That's extremely juicy.
Though she will clone.
Watch over there
They're gonna be forced to move
Get ready for a surprise
No, we're getting it kind we're getting there we're getting
Okay, that tarnished guy can you fuck him up sniper. No you call him cuz we used him
Yeah. Yeah. You're too low rank. 78 though. 7 health. This is actually very doable. Or
I could wait. You have a turn left, right? No you don't. Shit me. Should probably take
the guaranteed kill? Probably. Well, guaranteed is a strong word. Don't fucking miss. Don't
miss. Don't miss. Don't miss.
All right, what do we do with you?
You get a flank here, you can't suppress though, you can't, you can shoot.
You can actually, you can maybe kill this one behind...
high cover here. Actually possible.
And they're not gonna throw a grenade. They're not gonna run here and throw a grenade. There's no way.
There's zero chance. Zero chance.
73%. Come on. You got that.
I guess I'll take the 47.
Yeah, if it starts with 7, you will miss in this game.
Like I think the 70-something percent is glitched.
It has to be a glitch, right?
It has to be a glitch.
It happens too frequently.
Okay, it's 80 health.
That's good.
It's very over. It's very over. This is actually it. Oh my god. Yeah, it's actually over. It
there's there's just no way out of this my characters are too low rank
damn there's no cover here
That's a good ex-loathing we can pull off though.
Is this supposed to warm up run? Nah.
Nah.
This was supposed to be it.
And now it's over.
There's nothing we can do about it.
No, but this is like, my soldiers aren't high enough to rank, and I've missed like 4, 70
something percent that would have helped a lot but yeah
okay what i could do is let's see who's the exporter
okay i see the pinkie glow
three that's not a kill though i should probably just take this and see if it
work so 55 hitting a kill on her will be really nice it's not never gonna get
though I mean that was clear as day it was clear as day better was gonna miss
I'm just in such a pickle.
I need to hit some of these percentages if I'm going to win.
Oh my god.
Okay.
That was big.
That was very good.
Too bad that's one tile away.
I can't... magic pixel?
I can't grenade you actually, but if I do I have to move first and I have to move it.
I don't think I'll be close enough if I move here because I'm one back then.
I could just protocol it and get a kill on this.
It's a guaranteed one.
what yeah of course but right now the thing is there's way more enemies than
this there's probably way more enemies than this way more I do have this to
kill her but it feels like a waste I could also just take that shot
Where the fuck am I? What am I supposed to do here? What am I supposed to do here?
I think your sniper shell was pretty high percentage on her.
80. I mean, yeah, we take that.
We can take that.
Cool.
That's cool.
I need to move you out of here, preferably, because if you move out, then you guys can
kill this exploder and he will explode all the others, so I gotta move you out of here.
high guard here the objective will be fine surely right 73 oh my god the cursed
percentage the cursed percentage right here
I could go here get high guard kill another one of them that won't explode so that's
That's really good.
You see that one?
They're soaring.
It's so scary.
There's probably another pod here, I'm guessing.
I need to go left side, because at least I know there's no more pods here.
I'm fighting that pod right now.
is not much cover at all okay we still have you and this one's fine well
actually it's probably gonna explode next turn so I could take that out and
then we're kinda okay kinda for a bit I have not forgotten anything I probably
have I don't care whatever it's probably over anyways
At least we're avoiding the explosion. That's really cool.
You have to move... there is a half guard here, which I could handle.
All right, I'll go.
Moving up.
A double grenade? Yeah, fuck it. We take them when we can.
I'm just gonna pump everything at this point and see what happens.
It's the best course of action.
Because I am using grenades with you.
You gotta get out of there.
But I want to move you forward, but not over there.
That will be kind of palsy indeed.
Fuck me!
I hate this game.
I could smooogay you.
Smooogay and you might be fine. Just use all your advantages.
use all the advantages do it one final laugh lash one final whatever
10th is thanks 59 Arthenos 40, Christian makes 25.
All right.
I have to move, but I have no covers.
Okay, I'm going to move over here.
You might die.
Why? Because I'm running out of time. That is why. Everyone is weak in this group.
Every single one, pretty much.
Pretty much every single one.
Inspire would just be wasted here.
I mean you have a full guard here there's no point in nope and then I right click my
asshole whatever I guess I could give you an inspire now but I can't with this
I
Called with this
I'm gonna have to use the inspire on this shit
That's what I'm gonna have to use it on
Move here go here, but then I'm like back in base again like
whatever I mean it's not like we we we we don't even have a chance we don't
even have a chance I'm despair maxing
There's heavy fire in this zone!
That smoke came to good use though.
That's good.
If I go too close, I'm gonna- dude, I didn't even- I don't even have the claim war anymore.
I do have a capacitor.
Okay.
Uh.
Rehoto, what up?
47 can probably snipe that guy to death. Maybe. Maybe.
That's a fact maybe.
Everyone needs a reload too.
Hellvette, hellvette, hellvette, hellvette, hellvette.
I can't fucking move.
Well I can but it's Sudoku.
I think we can blow off this rock and get a kill on this guy.
And we also move up forward, wait, overwatch?
It's gonna miss though.
Cause they've hit every single one, there's no way, like I, there's no way that would
ever hit, ever, ever, ever, zero chance, zero chance, zero chance.
Any magic pixel?
magic pixel
67 car
Oh, yeah
56 we'll move up a wee bit
someone is it no the thing is if I run up these guys are gonna aggro chat I'm
I'm despair-maxing again.
Someone is your friend though, and who's your friend?
I think he's already used to it, yeah he has.
I guess I'll take the 67, and hope it works.
Good.
Only Flurby is left.
46. Who can increase the aim on Flurby?
Someone must be able to over here.
someone has to be able to
seems doable
ready to go
maybe if you move
Yeah, over here you can, but you have no cover, then.
Nothing up here.
But you don't even have the aiming freeze anyways.
Helvet, I need to get a kill on this guy so I can move up, but I can't get a kill on him.
I don't have time on my side. I have like nothing.
I can't get a kill on him. I don't have enough deeps.
There's not enough deeps to kill this guy.
and even if I were to run up to him and shoot I'm gonna aggro some other group
over here because there's guaranteed a group over here guaranteed I need to go
left side where I know that they're here
just move up fuck it just move up fuck it fuck it fuck it move up the side move
up this side. What if you guys could just run? I mean you're fine in there. You guys
There are a lot of actions though. Let's try to move up. We're kind of far away from him, so...
I'm gonna move.
No, the salad kill ruined everything. Without salad, I'm nothing. That's just how it is.
That's just how it is, Chad. That's the situation we're in.
probably get insane defense just by standing on this. Are you even in cover?
Oh wait, I have an idea. I do have an idea.
I can go here and suppress him in case he tries to shoot. I don't think he will though. I think
I think he's a coward.
I don't remember what salad. No, the salad got frozen.
He got frozen, and that mission, I don't even want to talk about it.
I don't even want to talk about that mission.
Oh, you crits. He critted me when I was behind half cover, and he was suppressed.
Or maybe this is not a cover. No, it is a cover. It is. Motherfucker, go buy a lottery
ticket bitch I got credit earlier in full cover yeah yeah that does not
surprise me one bit we need to just get the fuck out of here to be honest we
We need to like, go over here and try to just, we need to push.
We need to push our, push our advantage.
Just cover even if it crit chance.
I don't think so, no.
But the aim though, it does with the aim.
You cannot 1v1 him.
could suppress him but you could suppress him and then the rest can run over on this side.
Are you furthest away? I think so, right?
We need to move up or the mission is going to fail anyway so we got to take some risks.
We got to take the risks.
Got it!
This is a 65 though.
Are you just teabag?
Well, he also has a bunch of armor.
but you you miss all the shots you don't take you know wait do you have no
you don't cuz you're very little level fuck it
I hit the 60s more than the 70s man I swear
Trying to BLJ his way out, he is, yeah.
I actually don't know if these guys have grenades.
I'm just gonna bank on them not having grenades.
56.
I mean if I'm lucky I can actually...
No, I can't kill him.
Yeah, it is.
I wonder what your hit chance would be if I inspire you on him.
I could actually kill him, I think, unless the combat protocol stans me again.
It should deal 4 damage, and none of this, but someone said there's like a glitch for
this.
There's like a glitch.
I think that was me, they say he's in.
It should go through armor, but it didn't last time, it's like, but that was also on
a mechanical unit that was supposed to deal double damage, but it didn't.
Okay, I'm doing it. I mean, now I don't have any common protocols left, have we?
Okay, so I guess it's something with mechanical double damage then. Oh lord, okay, at least
We're past that bottle. I'm trying to get people over here now
now. Try to group up a little bit, but not too much.
here
those without faith will perish
We can't slowly win this because of their ability.
That's a 99% chance of insta-killing and that explosion would hit me, though, unless I
move like over here so we can remove this guy that's cool and then move up
no this guy is exploding I see the glow alright I've learned my lesson I've
learned my lesson if I miss this I'm on installing
Okay, no, no, there's no hope in am I enjoying excom to as a whole yes and no I mean I am
I am, but god damn it's, it's just so, yeah, no, there's no, there's no way, there's
There's no way. There's just no fucking way.
Okay, uh, we could move up a little bit.
There's not much covers though.
But as long as we don't aggro them we gotta send a heel by the way, I'm not sure I have someone that can
Think your floor and wall shifting tendencies from Ali Nankid over to this place
It did not oh it did not
Gotta move a tiny weight. I mean there's a yeah, I mean we can move here
We climb a little bit we move a little bit there. This is no cover. That's broken
Move over here
This next fight is gonna be fucking impossible
Okay, it should be fine. I should be able to just reload and move over there. This should
not aggro. Surely. Good. That means you could also move behind here.
Yeah, my plasma weapons are being researched, they are.
I didn't even know plasma weapons was a thing, so had I known I would have gotten it way
earlier but I I simply didn't it was the last thing I unlocked in my research
I'd gotten everything else.
Oh yeah, there's a dead person here.
I don't want to move up when we haven't used.
I mean we could definitely like overwatch it, it's not like we need to though.
We gotta move up, man. That's just the gist of it.
No aggro. Okay. They are very- they're right here.
They should be right here unless they move it somewhere.
We're in the fucking trenches, we are.
I feel like I should see them if they were here, but they're not here.
Oh, okay. Now they fucking teleported, I guess. Okay, um, let's see here. Flamethrower, that
We have that, okay.
Oh my...
Oh my god, it's the 70s.
You know that's not gonna fucking work.
Okay, I know you can enrage these guys,
so they attack their own.
So we should try to do that.
wait who's closer I mean he's definitely closer 70% the curse I could
inspire I could inspire Havel shoot to increase the aim
I think I can turn him against them.
I'm pretty sure I can.
He's in the Hubble shoots now.
Hubble shoots now.
gives extra aim and we can enrage him. 76, 100% yeah we should probably take that to
not take any chances whatsoever. When does he enrage? At least when I damage him. So,
what are we cooking here? Man, a juicy nade on us here and we're fucked. It's under half
health okay I would win okay you and what grenades I don't even know if I want
to kill him though I don't think I do wait who am I giving a shot at okay you
now I need to let him go here and fuck him up that's what we got to do we got
to do that. We could just hunker here to be fair. Don't overwatch because then you're
gonna... let's hunker you. You don't have much right now but you will have. You will
have. Wait, can you get flanked? You can probably get flanked, can't you? Let's put you over
okay I'll go okay we could take some shots 45 23 we could roll a 25 at 45 I
mean fuck it why not gotta take the shots take more shots how am I always
hitting these but never the 70s this is insane fucking probability man it
shit's insane just hunker you could also work like we're very close to you
could move here to spread out of it I guess now fucking just hung on all right
what's happening they're gonna shoot so it's 206 health
I never hit the 70s ever
I can barely keep our systems on line
we're working on it buddy wait no but I wasn't closest
I was not closest though, Eski was.
But Eski was closer.
Yeah, there's a timer.
I could have sworn Eski was closer.
I have a discharge here, but I haven't seen any robotic units on this map
This equals charge well, we got to get rid of this guy now this guy's fucking terrifying so
This charge yeah
Oh wait, we don't really have a choice, so no need to reload before, kill.
I hit this good.
I hit this good.
We take the hits.
77.
That's not too bad.
Not too shabby.
Yeah, we're all so fucking hungry here. It's insane. 77 78
41 was that 91 91. Yeah, we could definitely take that we could reload and take that
We're blasting
I can't like I this shit makes no sense this fucking game it makes no sense it
really doesn't like
that's true you never do fucking hit it.
Lancer is gonna charge us but the Lancer guy will definitely charge the
thing is I'm gonna run out of time anyways I don't even know chat we might
as well hop hop down in the in the ocean in the river
We might as well fucking hop in, to be fair.
You know, we have a 77, we should play the odds here.
Play the 77 odds.
Oh, Crit!
Fuck yeah, brother!
shit okay 23 yikes play the odds play the 45 maybe you won't even remove his
like health bar pulling shield
Oh, I don't have anywhere to cover if I wanted to throw.
And they there would be juicy, but I would sacrifice your life for it because you're
doomed to die after that.
thing here. I mean I might sacrifice you here to be fair. I am sorry, unknowns. Wait, you're
They're not even named, what the fuck I'm throwing.
They're not even named.
That's a clean hit right there.
Hey, that's cool.
Okay.
78-45.
78 to 45.
We got a 78 on this guy, hold on.
75.
Oh my god, please. I mean please.
Please. I beg of thee.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Good shit. Okay.
That also killed the other unit, so this is very good. That was very very good
We can move up now. I could move up and actually suppress this guy
And then the rest can also move because he's not gonna have the balls to do shit
Oh my god, what the fuck is that ball over there?
What is that ball?
All of this just works.
You can actually flank and pistol him.
you also have you have two turns left he's he is he's not flanked which is
really annoying from this position you have no friends too bad too bad too bad
I have a game plan to kill this guy
59. I mean this could technically even kill, but I'm just increasing the amods to kill
him.
Wow. We take that. We fucking take that.
The best part about this mission is, I have to kill every enemy on the mission, so, yeah.
Hodo can get a little kill here on this. Oh, it's not a kill, but no, I think you have
to kill the generator to stop the thing, I guess, or to stop the biggest part. Oh my
god, I forgot about the zombies. Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. I mean, we take the damage
we tank it we take the damage and we tank it it's not that bad it ain't that
bad chat it's not that bad it's not that bad trust it's not that bad let him
rupture let him rupture you know what fuck it let him rupture I don't care we
gotta move up we're running out of time
Oh, that's a scary sprint.
You could probably sprint here though, that's good.
You can sprint here, it's fine.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
From here you can shoot him.
How much damage?
yeah it's it's guaranteed surely it's not that bad by shooting from here
because we have it over ground 90 yikes
create the model
for every form of child that the elder is
humanity will repay a tally in force
okay shut up man
gotta kinda kill these that's a hundred percent
cause these won't explode only the other one will
well I killed him so he won't
the sniper is falling so far behind
yo rainstall 675 from 666 thank you
DJ thanks for the one
that's not a kill but that's okay you
know what that's fine
let's move up move up a little bit
fuck it, we can't stall too much
I'm doing it, we're dead, we're fucking dead is what we are, that's for sure
Yeah, quick, I'm working on it. I'm working on it.
I'm moving you up now, bro. Don't worry about it.
I mean 88% that's gotta hit and if it doesn't someone else can take the shot.
Just move out of the way with the blue ones.
78.
I don't think this is winnable, because, uh, I still have to kill every enemy on the
map.
That's number one problem.
And there's some white fucking ball that I've never seen over here.
We should just shoot this thing if we can.
Wait, I don't have vision on this?
Wait.
wait oh is this not someone you can kill or what no surely I have vision okay I
guess you can't kill this one
there's gotta be a pod like standing over here there has to be that's why I'm
scared of moving too much forward
I'm not going to move here or am I just a tiny amount?
No.
Do this.
Reload, we're going, fuck it.
Oh, what the fuck is this?
this. Okay. That might be a problem indeed. I have a hard chance shooting the one behind
the cover and the guy that's out in the open.
Yeah, I have a choice to make now. Either I rush this
and let them come from behind.
The risk with that is, there could be a pull-over here.
That's the problem. That's the number one problem.
Wait, Inspire has unlimited uses?
Oh my god.
I thought it was a one-turn thing.
Or what, one-emission thing.
There's a three-turn cooldown. Okay, but you can...
Ah, I see.
Y'all get fur-
I have not counted my enemies.
I'm trying to run so they will come after me now, because I need to get to this thing and see if there's any pods here.
I'm all over it.
Fuck me, are you fired everywhere? No.
There's no way the enemies are gonna hit me.
There might be a way the enemies are gonna hit me.
Might be.
I don't know.
It's just a gamble.
I mean, we have a really high guard here.
We do have very, very high guard.
Quick, don't worry, you're probably fucked.
You take a lightning hand shot, why not?
Oh, that puts them into a frenzy.
Of course.
I'm running far away far away far away I haven't yet to see kind of what our cons do by the
way. They melee, they melee, I've seen that. Okay, we're so close to this target now. But
But I'm so scared of this.
This area is big.
There might as well be a pole here.
Generator is not inside.
No, not yet.
I mean we...
We gotta go for it so we can get vision on this thing.
Okay, that's really good. That's very good. We don't have vision on these guys anymore,
so we should try to move off. There is no pull here. There's no way there's a pull
here. Okay, this is really good. You're in the front right now, deal with it.
I am not sure you should, to be honest.
Not sure you should.
Oh my god that guy can fly far!
of
that was six
Wait, now you've made them phone.
That Archon scares this shit out of me.
I don't want to find out what the hell he does.
86% 76.
I can move behind here though.
I mean, then I'm fine from these.
I'm still fine, they might move up.
I mean, they probably will move up.
We got, let's focus kill this Archon.
One thing at a time, focus kill the Archon.
Please don't fucking with this.
Now we can kill him before he gets to do anything.
There's no doubt about that.
Oh, that's very tempting.
53% but I could increase the odds of killing if this is not enough.
Wait, where are you?
Where are you?
You could inspire Mett.
And Mett, 1, 2, 3, 4, 7?
7?
Yeah, you could actually...
Let's do it.
Let's not wait until XCOM 3 is released to use it.
No retreat.
Come on, let's go.
You see that one?
You'll continue defiance at the elders.
It will only strengthen my resolve.
Oh yeah, there's Scarabine down there.
I used it before GTA VI release, I know right.
Now the big question is, I have to move you guys.
I haven't forgotten the bomb, but that Archon would have murdered me if I didn't kill him,
Probably
Yeah, three zombies, but this guy's gonna explode the others
Oh my god
Yeah, it's over. It's over. Unless...
No, this is over. It's over. It's completely over.
I could take control of him, it's 22% chance.
I can move first, this would end my move so, but it's 22%.
I have to move out of here first or um, oh my gosh they moved.
We gotta move out of here.
I've never even seen these guys attack, by the way. I don't think I want to.
I have a discharge thing. I do. I do. It's true. It's true.
But look at this guy's fucking health pool, though.
I mean, there's a chance this can stun, I think.
It doesn't say here, but I remember it said in the thing, it's either this, it's either this...
You can 1v1 it? You're all dead, Rehoto. I hope you gotta get to terms with it.
Yeah, I'm hitting the generator, it's good. I'm hitting every- like, this would be a good one, I think.
I've never used it, but it deals good damage versus mechanical units, so...
Let's see, let's see, we'll test it 22% to become legend.
There's no way, at least this, at least we get to see this ability.
And there's a chance we stun them.
I'm gonna test it.
Oh my god, look at the health of that.
Oh!
Okay, it's not.
Okay.
Did he get stunned?
One guy got stunned.
I don't think this thing got stunned, though.
This guy got stunned.
Okay.
Well, we're about to find out what this guy does.
Maybe I should.
Maybe I should.
Maybe I should suppress it.
No, this is like some aim shit they have. It's not a daze thing.
Yeah, the 30 hour run is over. It is. It's done.
Oh, great.
Someone cast taunt. I mean I'm gonna discharge him you see.
Um, hold on. If I move here I can reload. Yeah and then I could discharge. I can, yeah.
It's possible. The thing is I don't know what these guys do so I gotta fuck around and find
out that's it I gotta fuck around and find out
I'm gonna test this at least he suppressed yay
Um, you know, you could hide behind here, I guess.
You could also blow that cover out and we could maybe- no, because if I shoot you, you're
gonna multiply, and then we have fucking four of you after us.
Hold on, who has a turn left?
You have a turn left, and you have a- you actually have a sniper shot left.
I mean, it would be a little kill.
Shut up, Tarnished.
I could also go for this, the Magic 59.
To be fair, Doomhamster has been hitting like every 40-50s.
It's true.
I believe, Doomhanster. I believe.
Oh.
Hmm.
I thought you hit him. And then I got excited.
The back line is throwing.
Let everyone know that the back line is throwing.
Well, we might as well hunker down at this point.
Wait, what can you shoot here?
Oh.
Oh.
That guy's-
That guy is so terrifying.
That guy is so scary.
Also, you're gonna blow.
Actually, no, the blower is over there. Never mind.
Wait, no. Yeah, no. Um, no, you will blow. You will probably blow.
This is big AOE it is, but I don't have enough DPS to do it.
There's not enough deeps.
yeah I don't have enough deeps to blow this thing now
hold up I'm thinking if they can move and explode if you don't kill them I
imagine at least I'm pretty sure they can you could actually just kill this and
And if you do, we are fine.
Fuck it.
I should have reloaded.
Ah, I'm in my ass.
One down, thousand sicko.
No rounds!
This is still gonna explode, so Graciel, you're gonna have to take that.
I mean, I guess I'll go for this explosion.
What else can I do here?
Kill is on me.
Fucking yay
We'll go for it and we'll see what happens
Maybe we could blow it up next turn
Any cover
You can't shoot the cannon from here
Yeah, I mean you can move over there, I guess
And you have somewhat of a cover. Yeah, the run's over. It's only a go over of hell.
Yeah, I could shred armor, but I mean it's either that or nuke this shit out of this.
Share the tree
We got some cover here at least this guy probably doesn't make a lead out
Yeah, we could shred to two armor here
All right fuck it then
Let's try to see what happens.
Here we go.
Oh, we have one... two turns left.
Stop shaking my fucking screen!
We need to kill these zombies, too.
The zombies are gonna mess us up.
Take the shot.
Hit the shots.
Okay.
Yeah, I guess you could just hide behind there and pray you live.
Yep, I do say so.
YAH!
This was certainly a mission.
It was certainly a mission chat.
Let's see.
Fear of psionics.
Shatter.
What the hell does that do?
The stress of battle is enough to get to anyone when they get home. We'll have to give our soldiers plenty of time to rest
Now you gotta dodge that
Yeah, I forgot my high covers are cosmetic in this game. Oh
Where's there?
Oh, shit!
Missed.
Yep.
What the fuck is going on?
Oh, what?
Wrath cannon?
Okay, it's going to use it next turn.
Okay.
I
Mean
Can I switch to you please
Wait they can't move or what oh I can't move them I
Guess they get like I don't know
Yeah, I'm gonna hack it, it's the only choice I have. I was gonna do it earlier, but I didn't.
Revival protocol. Oh, you can revive them with this.
Okay.
It doesn't end my turn, so I could actually get Habl out of there.
I could Revival and then hack.
Hack does end your turn, you know.
Alright, Havill, I'm gonna revive your ass.
Yeah, you don't see the radius of it, but like, he locks you down.
He locks you down, so.
No, I can free you, I think.
I can free you, but other guy is fucking dead.
all right chat it's time to fucking pray i know i'm knowing my luck in this fucking
game it's um yeah of course I'm going for 22 it's this or loose it's this or
loose shoot it with everyone I don't think we have enough DPS I don't think
I think we have enough DPS to kill this thing or...
Actually, maybe we do.
Maybe.
Shatter armor, everyone focuses it.
I don't lose anything by trying to hack it though
because I have no ammo.
So, well, I could heal, I guess,
Yeah, I'm not doing that on not doing that
Yeah
Let's do it we gotta go for the hack we gotta go for the older hack. That's it. That's it
Yeah, you give him stats if you fail but I
Mean if I it's fail anyways, it's fail anyways
yes done would probably stop the attack I guess a sick dough pod that's what
they're called alright Chad do I go for the 22 or the 43
22
Yeah, but the thing is, even if we kill it, yeah, we kill it, but then we also have to
kill the guys around us, and then we have to kill the fucking canister, whatever.
Save the hack for F. Yeah, I could save the hack for what, okay, it's either this.
No, but attempting this, oh yeah, it increases its defense that's though.
So trying to DPS it down first would be better in that case.
And if it doesn't work, if it doesn't work to DPS it, then we try the final hack.
That's actually better.
Alright, how much damage do we have?
Oh, I call him.
Just put me out of my fucking misery, man.
put me out like what are we doing here what what are we doing here realistically
what what what are we doing here chat like there's no way out of this there's
not even any fucking cover well there is a cover here I'll get flanked by this
guy though but we avoid these guys so that's pretty good at least and I'm
might actually be worth it wait who's the sick though called this oh I can't
hit him from here lol that that's a little moment
yeah I could go here I'll have a half guard I'll be flanked by Dejro though and
And here
Why am I still online because I have this like gimmick ass mission that takes for fucking ever oh
Agro yeah, you're right the ball is there hell of that there's nothing I can I can't go behind it ass I
Can't fucking cover anywhere I
I can't cover I can't go here because then I can't shoot him and that will be terrible so
just blast okay yeah fuck it I guess we blast we can reload right yeah we can reload and
blast fuck it I'll reload and blast that's it all right we have an explosive zombie
here too. There we go! Better hit that 88%!
Well that's good, I think it has no armor anymore.
Yeah, you gotta reload.
92% okay, we take those.
Six damage okay.
We have a Gauss rifle with 94, that is tight, I also have a Blast Muggernaid that would
hit for 4 to 5 damage, nah, we'll go all out, surely I won't miss a 94%.
This thing goes boom, yeah but I'm behind cover and shit dude, I'm behind cover, it's
not gonna miss, it's not gonna miss, it ain't gonna miss, it won't miss, watch.
there's no way oh my god I thought I missed fucking hell fucking hell okay
um you should definitely go here and shoot this well we can kill this thing
that's great actually that's that's that's that's that's poking I could try
hacking first I don't really miss anything by trying to hack first I miss
a reload I guess so I can't the thing is there's no point in any of this chat
it's just stalling the inevitable I increase the defense yeah but it only
has like four health left what if I get the hack and I fucking I can use him
fine
Okay, we're fine.
That's gonna explode, and we're gonna have to tank that.
Okay, it's as simple as that, except there's a pod with some white fucking ball over here.
Okay, we could actually move over here.
That's cool.
And then we have to destroy this.
We have to destroy that.
That's the next issue.
But we have vision, at least, and there's no hit percentage, so...
Okay, that was epic.
I forgot the enemy always hits enemies always hits their fucking little watch every time
that's I met I can't keep you alive I guess I'll keep you alive yeah but even if I focus
the gen it's not like I still have to kill every enemy on the map it ain't enough
two guys left okay 96% chance what about your pistol 100% but it won't kill well
I mean 69 even yeah great today get
no they won't flee you have to eliminate every enemy you see up here
top left cool yeah I'll throw a little heal and then we can reload and shoot
next turn I should have healed I forgot he had overwatch but I mean it is what
it is. The Agri-Sail died. Uh-oh. All of this is just stalling. It truly is. It's stalling
inevitable. Okay, cost-medic high cover again.
Well, there goes nuking that shit. I'm still gonna try it, though.
Where's he going?
Okay.
Wait, what?
Alright.
I might as well use the older shooter to see what happens.
You can reload inside this or does it suck your ammo immediately?
You can't reload. Okay, that's that's that's all right. Okay 59 on you 50 on you
So now uh
35
I mean a grenade will insta kill this one. So that's really nice though
I have to escape?
I can't escape.
I'm pretty sure if you failed this mission it's over.
I don't know about that L there.
I'm not sure about that.
Man, this has so much health.
This is insane.
a lot of health let's see you shoot that you guys can't shoot it right no you
you actually calm so you could actually take a sniper shot here for 59 you
you could. You'll hit it this time. Yeah, it is what it is. It is what it is, man. We
do a little shooting now. Oh wait, we reload first. Let's do a little fucking shooting.
Okay, so you can actually snipe Deidro from here. I'm pretty sure. No, maybe you can't.
You can shoot. No, you actually can't. It's too far away. I guess it's too far away.
We have to kill this thing. If we don't kill this thing, the integrity is gonna run out.
Yeah, it was a cool run though.
It was a cool run.
It was.
But it had to end at some point.
But it was a lot of experience gained.
It was.
Saw a lot of enemies.
Saw a lot of enemies.
Wait, I have a flank on- Oh, I have a flank on Dejro if I go here.
I don't know if it's worth it though.
Is it worth killing Dejro?
No, if I- No.
If I shoot Dejro, they're gonna split.
So don't do it.
They're just gonna split.
go hide and shoot the fucking thing.
I actually can't even shoot it from here.
Oh, one tile off, that's...
Well, I can suppress you, I guess, if we...
healing. Rehoto, you're all dead. You're all dead, you mean around.
Chat, it's not over yet. He hasn't made a mess of his hair yet. Messy hair, use.
Yeah, I, yeah, the thing is, if I suppress, I'll run out of ammo, and then I can't.
You don't need to deal with that. Yeah, he's right though. He's right. He's correct
He's right
The reload was just not worth it. I couldn't move I don't care like it's just
Who needs a heal?
Rio, you're behind high cover, I'm sure, fine.
Doomhemster, though.
Will I be able to aim at this?
It's great.
Is that because I'm out of ammo or is it because I just don't have vision?
Yeah, okay.
That's because I don't have ammo.
That's because I don't have ammo.
Good God. Good fucking God.
Okay. I don't want to shoot Bedro here.
If I shoot, okay, I can shoot Bedro. It will deal a decent damage. Good crit. They
will split however. There's turrets left. There is, but right now I just need
to focus kill the rest. I'm pretty sure you are just gonna go and kill new
mems there. You feel like you're missing a shot? The 73? Yeah, it's actually true.
it's probably true it's probably true I'll do this a press wait only wait
Okay, so there we go, it's a leak.
And we're all flanked now, so...
Oh yeah, I think suppressing these doesn't really do anything.
Or maybe they got less aim there anyways, even after teleporting?
No, you should be suppressed.
DOOM, dodge it, behind you!
The sacrifice will prove pointless at the end.
Oh fuck.
Can't you leave me?
You wanna lock me, you leave me?
I wanna see the Pokeball.
I've never seen that one before.
You
Should have had this like a party
I mean we got a kill on it and we got a kill on this thing and I saw what a sick the bug can do now
Wow, um that guy's gonna explode I
I could actually flank this guy probably kill him but here's the thing if I move
here I might aggro the pokeball
are you behind this tree you are we don't we don't have a lot left chat I
I might as well go and collect the pokeball to be honest we might as well
yeah I mean I want to see what it does at least okay it didn't aggro somehow
how is this 82 man you have the jump
I
Fuck I'm scared of shooting Pedro because
He's gonna multiply, but I need to do it at some point
Can I run behind any cover here and heal
Well, we could sit here and kill that but then I won't be able to heal so that would suck
55?
I could just sit right next to you and kill you.
And then we're out of arms away here.
It's pretty nice.
You're giga-dead.
Um, where are you? I don't even know where you are.
Oh yeah. Yeah, you're pretty dead.
You're pretty dead.
Let's go here and kill this guy. Fuck it.
85.
Oh, at least that's one list. Oh, loot! Yay! Loot! Hey, Patrick, thanks for having a man.
Thanks 53, she bears 63, can you take it normal level 85? This is not winnable, it's not.
It's co-... it's... it's unironic co-... Okay, what we could do here though is...
Ryhodo could reload and kill this one so it blows up, while Captain Corell sits over here and throws a heal at Ryhodo.
Met the Slayer. I also don't know how these work.
Like, can they rupture and then explode in one turn if they have two turns?
They can't. It ends their turn. Okay.
Well, that's nice.
Maybe we should just
ignore this one.
Go here. Well, who can you shoot anyways?
Okay, yeah, you- you- I need to get a kill on these motherfuckers.
Can't you stab?
Can't you just rush and stab?
You actually can.
You can slash this one. It might actually be worth it. I don't see which angle it's from. I guess...up.
Is there an Overwatch active?
I mean we gotta kill it. We have to kill it. Heal first. My heal is not going on this character anyways.
That is not the one that I had targeted.
I was literally, it was on the, the thing, the, it was on the target.
I even saw it.
It not like it changes the outcome, and we're all fucked anyways.
we're all just dead anyways. Oh God. Well, yeah. It's so over. Unless we're
can kill it I guess. Let's do this! Maybe. I was targeting the shade the
cameras on the codex.
Whatever it doesn't change anything.
We still have the Pokeball. We still have the Pokeball.
You hit those.
Yeah.
Man, I was just like, oh, the camera is there.
I'm guessing I will run and hit him.
No, it just ran the fucking opposite way and exploded everybody.
Why was the camera even on that one?
I don't even know.
Normally, it like, it targets.
Like, the camera you have on is the target.
I'm tired, boss.
I'm tired.
Go help him out
That's a run over here
There's not much else to do
Rehoto you might be our final hope even with this we still have mr. Pokeball left
You got this? Let's see.
Either not.
I need to rush into the Pokeball to see what it does.
You got the tree. Wrong target, Ryoto.
How are you alive?
Hey, what?
Oh, there's the polky ball.
What is that?
Yeah, we also have this guy, by the way.
This is so dead.
I mean, it was dead like 10 turns ago.
What the hell?
Yeah, maybe it was dead 10 hours ago.
I mean, if I had those plasma weapons, this would definitely have been different.
But I didn't. I just- I simply didn't know about them.
I did not know.
One.
Fucking the whole squad is in a daze.
Pokeball, where are you?
Oh, this is what I did. I see. I see. Okay.
Oh, yeah. Whatever. I'm too tired. I'm too fucking tired. It's not like it wouldn't have changed anything.
Did we run to the Pokeball?
Get them all together. Yeah, might as well. It's almost dead here.
where's my oh I think the healer died right the gatekeeper sends you back to
the gatecrusher yeah that's true a big knowledge though big knowledge I'm gonna
gonna arrest you guys don't worry don't worry I got this yeah there's no
Garfield after this no Garfield you know commander these aliens destroyed it
what might help is visiting some old friends wide-skeleton
at least I get to see what happens if you fail this.
Where was the Pokeball over there I think?
Show me the Pokeball.
I'm
I'm
I'm
It was a good run chat back to
perma slaw.
Let's just sit in a cozy little
Let's just sit in a cozy little group and see what the pokeball does.
Oh, it's so much knowledge game though, a lot of knowledge games.
No, don't kill Ryoto!
I wanted to see the pokeball.
lives for it your fallen comrades will never feel the elders embrace
they threw a lot those guys yeah
they do
boom it makes me laugh
I want to see what you do
this is second hard as difficult to get to loot yeah I'm sure it's important
I just want to see the pokeball I need to get some info it's not even here
here. Hokey ball, come here.
Nice.
Oh, yes! Okay.
Oh, yes, okay, gateway
way.
Uh...
What?
What?
Yeah, it's falling a lot of
Maybe that's what the purpose was I guess. I mean look at this shit.
Yeah he made codex phones, that's crazy.
Fuck you, weary Frank!
Nooooooooooooo!
Yaaaaaa-
Yeah, these guys aren't that tanky!
Huh.
Oh, they lose the armor when they open up.
No!
Down into the trench.
Yeah, this is nice to kill. I would have been cool if there was a cutscene, no?
F, F, F. Good knowledge. Good knowledge.
Uh, in the base game missions, no chosen, but base will send you reinforcements.
Oh, wait, what? Wait, what was that? I didn't point to C.
The base will send you reinforcements every few turns.
Oh...
Our chosen DLC.
Oh yeah, apparently it was, I think.
Oh wait, that's a different mission?
Oh, okay, alright, let's see.
The thing about this one mission, though...
I could have sent my higher squad members for it.
That would have been better.
You know I would have been better if Silent was alive.
That would have been better.
That would have been a lot better.
oh man yeah erguano never died he didn't he was like hurt or he was tired or
something I had so many losses on the final like four missions I needed to
have the plasma weapons but I just didn't know the fucking Iliarium
research unlocked at.
Ooooooo.
Yaya!
GG's.
Solid loss to the snake lady's big-time gooner.
Did he lose to snake lady?
Yeah, I guess he got frozen, yeah.
He did.
Yeah, knowing which upgrades to go for is like, it's so key, dude.
So you get the weapon upgrades and the armor upgrades and everything.
There's so many of those I know about now, but are you lost a snake dude not
lady oh yeah the boss guy right yeah I think so yeah I need a break from this
fucking hell this game is frustrating but it's also beautiful it is it's really
good it's a very good game it is yeah that's not the hardest difficulty dude
dude is crazy crazy yeah the beginning is going to be like 10 times easier with this
shit but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm yeah it's very late I gotta go and walk
the dog it's gonna be a late night what happened a full wipe salad I got the
invasion mission where they invade like your ship or whatever and they just
fucking destroyed me like there was this giant robot there was this pokeball
yeah I got the assassin on that one she ran into me and inted oh so you could
just kill her immediately you know I had the warlock who was standing in the end
to the map and he was spamming just the clones it is what it is no I think even
if I sent my strongest soldiers it would have been hard as fuck because I was
still missing the weapon upgrade I was missing it and warlock was just standing
in the end fucking spanning his clones anyways I gotta go I really gotta go
Shapped thanks for chilling
It was a good learning experience solid yeah, it was a good learning experience
It was it was
Next one I do will be way faster though cuz I know I feel like I finally understand a lot of the game mechanics though
That's nice. It won't take four years to get back there
Don't eat it here.
Goddamn.
All right, Saturday tomorrow, today.
Yeah, it's 1.20.
Back to gatecrusher, yeah.
Yo, Vinry, thanks for 23 scrawl, Moumed.
Cause Germany, Patrick, a man she bears, taking over Waffle, David, Husky, A.D.U.
Um, your sniper missed a shot with a 99% chance to hit, that's rough, yeah that's rough.
Sometimes you get a big X-con, sometimes you fucking misclick and sword the wrong guy.
Jukebox, Aunem, Flames Eyebrow, tier 3, 1, 2, 3, man.
Yeah, it's very late stream today, almost 10 hours.
But it was fun though. Emporio, DJ, Rainstile, Aeproness, Aurora, I think that was me, Budujay, Asgard, Kentes, Artenos, Christian, the O4K, Tigerfish, Ithor, Jayping, Lars, Daniel, you had the champ, thanks for that.
I'm a T-Zel, LeBora, Ritter, Azzul, so steady.
I caught up, I believe. Thanks everybody.
I'm live tomorrow, yeah, I'm live tomorrow.
Do more late streams? I mean, the thing is, I have the dog to walk.
I walk him after stream. It's gonna be like, over 2am when I get back home now.
So doing these late streams, they are, they fuck up my schedule quite a bit.
But it's worth it. It's worth it from time to time. Now I'm gone. I'll see you tomorrow. Bye. Bye.
I love you guys.