I'm ready to go tonight, the other party of life.
We don't need a reason for joy, oh, yeah
To come down to me, I did a scone, look in my soul, the groove of the name
Oh, yeah, I feel no light, I feel it just as bright
I'm ready to move tonight
The other party online
Hello
Need a ring before you join
Oh, yeah
She can talk to me like
Chatter chatting? chatting?
So the group of the new names move
Oh, yeah
I feel alive
I'm feeling just as fine
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
You're the spot that's real nice
Jumping out from check it out
Move your body
What up Masha?
You're off and on RuneScape and you're game on?
Yeah let's go dude
Let's go
I've had with this game later tonight yeah
Not now
Damn, they did all of the fireplace yesterday.
That's classic Danny Duck.
Doesn't bother me, that doesn't affect me.
It's a bug.
I beat XCOM, yeah, late last night.
It was late.
It was very good.
Very good.
Difficult.
Very good.
You survived Alice.
You did, yeah.
I didn't get any suplexes.
I told her it's gonna be late because I heard the last mission is very long so I told her
Besides your baking streams are always really long anyways
JR treasures group like 16 the drill made seven
Amazing time watch your play ex-con. It was great. I love this calm and I also hated it goddamn
I'm not sure, but maybe I don't find it that fun, we'll see.
But I'm giving the game a fair chance, I am.
Game with X-Hit 6, Andreas X-64, thank you guys.
X-Com's over, yeah.
How did I sleep?
Ah, decently, it's very late.
Went to bed like 3.30am or something.
Ozzy is like 3.49, and Grayshot like 37.
Do I have any X-Com related dreams?
The last four nights I've dreamt of X-Com, yeah.
Of triggering overwatch and shooting enemies.
Like the slow-mo that happens when an enemy runs into your overwatch?
That's... like, bit in my dreams.
So much.
Ugh.
That is great. That game was amazing.
Amazing.
I did flame. Yes, thank you, man. Thank you.
Add someone else the immediate two.
I'll post a little thing I did.
A little thing.
Ooh!
Is this Black Desert offline? I don't know I haven't played the game yet.
I've only been missing around in the menu graphic settings.
I realized my hags wasn't on on my gaming PC.
So I missed out on a lot of performance there.
Ummm...
There we go Moulton, yeah.
Walking baby. My hags, hardware, accelerated GPU scheduling.
Normally when you're streaming you won't that off
If you're streaming on a single PC
But I've had it on on my streaming PC and off of my gaming PC
It should be the other way around because I got another a new PC for this stream
So I forgot to change it
And it makes a big difference it makes quite a big difference. OBS doesn't work well with hags on so
Kind of forgot about that small detail the last weeks
not like it does a
A huge impact on for you guys, but yeah
Barker thinks three okay. Thanks to 83 George. Thanks 53. Thank you. Ozzy is this is here 249 man. Thank you
Yeah, I beat X call me yesterday was very late. Oh my god, I beat it at like 2 a.m. Or something
Nelson I think six year anniversary, brother. Thank you, man
Oh
You're having a blast hate watching Crimson Desert nice nice
How does a different streaming PC actually work always wonder about it, so I have two PCs
one PC is
All of this this is why you see
Everything that I'm doing if I tab out you'll see everything yada yada
Think of this is just like I'm capturing a console
So this PC uses an HDMI cable that goes in to another PC that handles just OBS and then coding
So it has a capture card inside it
And that's it. It's very simple
on the surface
That's it
So that's why you see everything I'm doing here
Like if I tab out of something if I were to do a single piece of setup
You wouldn't see me tab in like this or tab out or whatever
but now you can see everything it's very good it's very nice you can use NDI
yeah but it I don't think it's a stable I don't do it anymore Christopher not
anymore I'm done I'm done man I'm done I'm smirking Ravens use the LSS 5
Eugh
Can just go on Instagram to see that shit all this AI slupperino filters fucking hell
And I shave I did yeah, I did
What specs is Mobe's PC have oh it has a rise in
9,000 X
9,000 fuck I don't remember
It only has 16 RAM which is completely fine for just streaming.
If I had a single PC, I would need more, but it has a 5070, it has a Ryzen 77700X.
That's it.
Mr. Attic thinks the 1-2-3, man, thank you.
I've had two pieces set up for a few months now, man, yeah.
Yeah.
I'll eat it, Moltenia.
Yeah, this CPU is very good for this, it is, yeah.
It's very nice.
You don't even need like a B CPU.
No, I'm stalling a bit, just catching up with chat.
I didn't catch up with chat too well
during the XCOM journey.
It was so much to keep track of in XCOM.
And so many like mechanics and systems to learn.
I feel like I was pretty bad at catching up with chat.
Grims on this is still 2 mil. I think this game is going to sell really well, I do.
Bridegarde, thanks 30 brow, thank you.
Thank you.
I mean I've gone back and forth between setups many times, man.
But I'm happy with what I have now.
You don't really have to worry about like
graphic options in games and whatnot.
Which you have to do with a single PC setup.
yeah I've already compiled shaders and everything I've already done the graphic
options I'm cruising around 120 FPS in the game sure I think so bro the
controls are I've heard the controls are a bit clunky but I to be honest I don't
think I'm gonna find them too clunky I mean I play fucking gothic those games
are like peak of clunky controls and I love it so I think it's great I think
great do do do oh boy I did you kid I'm sorry I'm sorry
nice ultimate good shit dude I played golem a true I perm a death to golem
I'm fucking L9 imagine that
Some of the inputs do multiple actions the jank complaints. Oh, okay. Oh, I see kind of like sprinting and jumping in souls
Chat it is once again to lower our heads on the eighth year that we lost our brother and Ricky as well as our other brother Chuck Norris
Passed away huh saw some people say that wasn't sure to believe it
when he does push-ups he doesn't push himself up it pushes the earth down
classic
I see except yeah I see I see yeah I'll definitely play pergmata I was actually
thinking of not playing pergmata until I played the demo and I really liked the
demo I didn't think I would like it but no I did I did so yeah I'm gonna play
it gonna play it oh I see T2 yeah that's a that's a bit bad yeah I will see yeah
when I've seen this game I get a bit of like Dragon's Dogma breathed a wild feel
Okay, that's a clutch. I think it's 22 brother. No, Mal, it was fine. It was fine.
Did it, did it. Did I play Hellasos? I never did Vinci. No, I never did. I never played
it. It's the Dark Souls of Breath of the Wild Dogma. Breath of the Dogma. I've heard
Dragon's Dogmon line is pretty good. Yeah, and there's even like a server up for like
Like there's like a private server up on this corner something I've heard it's actually really nice
Job because the 82 brown. Thank you. It's private server. Yeah, yeah
MTC, thanks 17 man, I'm missing a lot.
Bislers 118, thank you man, you have the relic.
There's a server that reduces a lot of dog shit and mechanics, that's what I heard,
yeah, yeah.
I think you guys appreciate your comments man, thank you.
I finished XCOM, yes.
It took 94 hours about, yeah.
I was so close to, like, when I lost that 30 hour run,
I said, I need a break from this game.
I can't start over.
We're back to the asylum tomorrow.
And then the next day I'm like, no.
I've learned so much now.
The beginning is gonna, is so much more straightforward.
And I'm still gonna say it.
The first two missions of XCOM was the hardest ones.
No, the biggest.
And the final mission was,
but the final mission was more a knowledge check
than anything.
But the first two missions you can literally just start up XCOM and that you can get a seed where you literally
Cannot win the first mission you cannot win
It's impossible because you're gonna miss your shots and you have no backups or anything
So then you miss your shots, and then you just got a reset
And then you have the second mission with engineers early game makes come to is the hardest yeah
That's what I I played it. I played it on
On second heart is difficulty I did
We're not playing Tekken 8 season 3. Yeah, gate crashes a meme for a reason. Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, I've been messing around with the graphics and stuff in the game making sure it runs well
Check stream memes? Okay hold up.
Creams and Desert Cavus? He has 13 hours of play recently.
What is this?
That's a brilliant
Fuck you know that is brilliant
Oh, man
But cost me to play a CP it was after I wiped my 30 hour run in XCOM the first one there
When I wiped that 30 hour run, I wanted a break from XCOM
Sounds like maybe I'll play a CP or something, but then I booted up XCOM again
Yeah, dirty yeah
I'm stalling friends. I'm catching up with chat a bit.
Anonymous gave Hentai Senpai a sub, but thanks. And if I remember, thanks for one thing.
I'm gonna suffer when doing the puzzles. Memes aside, all the best to you. Thank you.
I'm sure it'll be great. I braved this fucking fried from XCOM in the late
stream yesterday.
Ah, well we beat it. Cody, big 66 man.
And Okie Ash, confrider. Thank you. I haven't had a crimson desert, but not
until tonight yeah I'm gonna give this game a super fair chance super fair to
see what I because I hear it can be a bit slow in the beginning so at least
like two three days at least
I mean, yeah, Witcher 3 is on the agenda, but not now, though.
Oh, really, Griseo?
Let's go.
Yeah, I saw a hoarder by Co-Creator of Darkwood, yeah.
This is a Majima song, yeah.
Yeah clean possess control of order
Order begins a mundane cleaning simulator which spirals into submerged nightmare pilot a submarine recover what shouldn't be found
And uncover the secrets of your new home by night. So yeah, this is by the co-creator
Y'all hello
Yes, he got food
All good. Bye
Anyways, yeah, this is by the co-creator of Darkwood, so yeah, very much looking forward
to this one.
Looks like a lethal company a bit.
Pretty cool, man.
Pretty cool.
Alice, let's boot up the game.
Well, I've always is the OST.
Oh, yeah, this fucking OST so good, dude.
Alien gathering.
Co-creator.
Zoltan.
Ugh.
all right let's see this this song is such a banger is so good this song is so
good damn good dude so good I'm curious how you find a control as possible to
enjoy the game for me clunking awkward we'll see I'm I'm done my fair share
Oh
Let's see a comment here alien gathering if it came here from illustrious
Well
Oh
That was ten years. Yep. It's the verdicts 10 year anniversary man. Thank you
Yeah, all right. Let's boot the game up. It's
347. Let's go. I've already messed around with the graphics settings and stuff. I cruise around 120 frames on ultra so
should be fine. No, I play on controller. I play controller. I think the game recommends that.
I
Need to know in practice
You fuck house house terrible that was terrible
Oh
Game just launches out all right all right all right
Oh! That was pretty good. I'm washed in the Gnomon community. I don't think I even was qualified to enter it to be fair.
That was like a 5. 10s of X-21, Gothic 6-6. DualSense haptics. Oh shit, that's a thing.
oh shit nice okay resistance feedback and shit yeah that's cool I use a last of
us PS5 controller stolen from Mika yo category game that blinks your solid
Thank you, man.
Twitch bitrate, uh, Twitch bitrate.
This game is, um, bitrate hell.
Probably.
Blur intensity.
Oh, OK.
I guess you can remove this.
that's crazy. Intel GPUs can't play this game not at all. Wait, what? That's crazy.
We just turned off blur. I don't think there's a motion blur option
Probably a little particles to 40 I mean we could do we can get in game first and we can check
Blur's motion blur. Yeah, we we put that to zero
Yeah, I put it to zero. Yeah, we just changed it
Game is janky so you'll love it? Oh hell yeah.
Hey, six feet plunder, thanks Prima.
Yeah, it's classic Chucky Man, it's classic.
Hell, classic-o.
Game Rooms the Encoder? Well yeah, you gotta talk to Father Twitch
Twitch to allow us more bitrate or introduce AV1 encoding, I guess
Can you play geometry dash? Um, no, I mean I can but I really don't want to
Really don't want to new game well, it's 351
Black Desert had a terrible bitrate on stream, I wonder if they improved it here.
Well that has nothing to do with, that has to do with how many particle effects and foliage
and shit.
The game-ass.
So yeah.
So, yeah.
And this game's gonna have a lot.
Review games so far?
I'm in the starting screen, man.
I'm gonna start just catching up a little bit.
Turn off the trees, yeah.
In an interview they asked Todd Howard about M-School 6 being announced apart from Lease
like and he said just pretend what they didn't announce it yeah did it for the
stocks man yeah you can get coffee it's all good man it's all good
Jamie next 21 thank you
Perla Bistock tank 30% of this released how how no Zeith just for
that I'll stall a bit more now I'll start very soon in like two minutes oh
because mixed reviews I wonder why it's mixed then hey you that's a soy son 87
man digital digs one six and four hours and I've done nothing at all in
this game so classic classic yeah the edging will stop soon I'm waiting for it
to take to like 55 it's in two minutes exactly in two minutes I'll start
I mean I want to see the wrestling moves and the the boss fights. I heard this game as a shitload of boss fights
So that's what excites me the most man
No, I have a corporate with this game later tonight not right now I'm gonna give this game a fair chance
Hey, you.
Alice Trials getting new updates?
Yeah, they keep pumping up updates for that game.
But most negative reviews about performance and controls.
I see.
One minute, and then I'll start.
Exactly one minute.
Did you see Game of Thrones coming to Fort Nile?
Remind me of the time Danny kind of forgot about the shot off
So I just take some of 9 and G with X 13 large and linked X 51
Can even so come at Tommy oh my god, that's but net
Holy I know this reference larger than link. I had to say it out loud for myself, but I know this fucking reference
That's awesome
Krimson Kometame.
Dude, I watched all these videos, they're so good.
They're the best one of Warcraft PMP videos I've ever made.
They're amazing.
All right, 10 seconds.
I'll pause the alerts for the little angel here.
Golden Flame Link's 31 man.
All right, new game, let's go.
So you don't have any save files, you just have one save file it seems like.
Let's give it a fair chance.
But you can save in game like normal many slots, ah that's sick, cool cool.
All right, John Crimson right here.
Sure looks pretty.
I don't know what it looks like in daytime.
The bear right here is going to be...
You probably have three pixels to see, right?
What is this? Move it, toggle.
Okay, you can- oh, you can like zoom.
Wait, you can first person what?
Okay.
Head to the cabin. I see the minimap,
see the big red cross x
okay l1 and then you can talk this is like the focus button
Where are my Giles?
Aye. He was a good man.
And the Black Bears are dead best.
Deserves a knife in his throat.
And you'll be the one to do it.
Because a lot of fighters-
Black Bears can use knives in his universe?
That's probably a clan, I guess.
Clan of bandits.
Giles is sort.
Hmm. He's lost words for a good cliff.
Cliff is a beastie name, you know you wouldn't want to run into cliff in a dark alley a fine piece
No me brothers
Come play your for miles
Might fall in her yourself right hey music is nice
Giles... rest well.
You will be missed.
You don't make your character in this gamebunker show, you play as Cliff.
That's all we know.
You gotta do anything from the drops timer start, you just gotta watch.
There is, if you go to like twitch.tv slash inventory, I think it is, you can see the
progress meter, like how much you've watched.
I believe it is.
Cliffhunger, oh yeah.
Wait, L1 near a person, I'll be allowed to interact with him in various ways.
Yeah, so this is like the focus button.
We gotta speak over here.
Pet!
I'll pet this.
I'll head into town and see what I can find out.
Turn him to face the camera and see the camera.
I am the quickest out of all of us.
We can't rest easy till we know what the black bears are up to.
Yeah.
Oh, it's creepy he follows the camera.
Come on, pet the horse, man.
I can't yet.
Let's get through the tutorial.
Don't worry.
I'm sure I'll find a lead on them.
you know I'm the best man for it I'll be back before you know it I couldn't
catch me even if they tried
okay I like that you can go first person it's nice
Can you see your feet?
No, you're calm.
I can't help but think they'll strike again.
I'm almost certain we've been betrayed.
How else would they know the exact moment we were away?
Mutton bastards, how dare they?
OK.
The minimap freaks out on first person. Oh, yeah, it's like where his body is turned, not your camera
There you are perfect Simon as always sit down dig in you're still missing Ryan
probably dead I suppose that's one less mouth to feed a boy could make it
two less mouths you know if you don't fight left in you get your ass back out
there no one's stopping you they'll shut up and eat we're just gonna sit here
stepping this this pig's well I'd rather be a bloodbath
hey you're looking to get some manners beating into you you better
Fucking pick that up. No war you're on you're gonna make me fine. That's enough
Forget it
Bloody bastard
Cranky gingets what that's enough
Our fight doesn't go
Wow, uh, L1, okay.
And the black bear forces
So how is the combat
Let's see R1
Okay
Perry okay, okay
I
You are right
Get out of here
What's your back?
Okay, L1.
Okay.
How does this work?
Okay, I have L1 that locks target and blocks at the same time.
I think so.
Yeah, I like switch target.
Or I think I lock the closest one.
Yeah, and you block on the same buttons.
Okay, any strong attacks?
Okay.
oh there's like finishing moves nice they kind of happen like in um yeah it's night
time so it's super dark. It'll be easier to see in daytime.
This one's done for.
Okay, the control man's gonna take a bit to get used to. It's the target lock.
I'll send all of you to your graves!
Okay.
You can lock target- oh, D-pad down!
Okay, now we're talking.
So there's parrying.
That's a parry.
Just block the moment they hit you.
And then you have a light attack, standard light attacks, and then we die in the tutorial.
Yeah, and then he just finishes them when they have low health.
Alright.
I gotta go over here.
Is this Kuska?
I'm going to kill you.
Go easy on you.
Get your fat fingers off me.
Circle of dodge.
Okay.
souls like yeah dude
this is souls like MMO we needed
oh MMO
I
R1, R2?
That's some kind of super attack.
Okay, alright.
The light and strong at the same time.
Powerful.
in progress?
Okay Jesus Christ
What do you sprint X I think X is sprint
There'll be no script that lost here.
What is happening?
Okay
I've said no re-empty of praise!
Do you get health from that? It doesn't look like it.
Okay.
Alright, what's up?
One out left.
Okay, shield blocking is good.
What where'd you come from?
What I was alive
Look here all these efforts, and you still end up bowing to me
What's that
I'll win it. I'm all ears.
Congratulations.
Oh, shit.
Let this be a lesson to all you wolf-welps.
Dead already.
Give G in my regards.
I mean there's no way we survived that.
Guess I gotta beat this tutorial boss, huh?
I don't know what to do with it.
What the hell?
Axiom Bracelet.
Oh, you have to press it repeatedly.
Jumbo Rubsicles Square is jumped.
press square while running to jump further. Okay. That's interesting. Look at your target
press square to jump. Oh, wait. Oh, so I just press square now? Okay. I see. It makes easy
Precise jumps.
The filter of the wall after jumping to cling to it.
Okay.
This consumes stamina.
That's like...
Yeah, I never played Breath of the Wild.
But yeah, they had similar stamina mechanic, right?
Crouch, roll...
L1 R1, blinding flash.
Light with your sword to disrupt enemies vision spot enemy weak spots and find special items hidden throughout pie
Well while using blinding flash
You activate and then you hold R1. Okay
Damn
And you can concentrate your beam
All right
cool thank you uh dance a lot man for the sub gifts dude thank you whoa thank
What engine is this? Is this under the engine 5?
Lanterns. Useful to illuminate dark areas. Or it's not. No. Oh yeah it's their own engine.
Right, yeah right. Use its light to find trails and hidden clues to progress through your mission.
Third location holding L and Sean Lanter may reveal hidden secrets.
Alright.
Oh, you can toggle here. Okay.
Whoa.
Whaaat.
Sub-Shroma Gaddy's all good.
Ray reconstruction huge visual boost. What is ray reconstruction?
Very for piss hungry. That's all good. I'm chilling at 120 here
Zoom!
You lose like 90 FPS. Oh shit. Jesus.
He went from 110 FPS to 40 on a 50-90.
Optimization seems to be a main complaint at the moment.
I feel like I heard most complaints about controls.
Oh damn!
Now we have daylight.
Sick.
I'm gonna go in.
Greymane.
Lost in thought again.
Why don't we go inside?
Two more knowledge acquired.
Okay.
Quest complete.
7pm, Drago.
Are you coming?
There we go.
Don't get it.
I'll follow the man.
Now I'm going to roll off and go to the whole of the place next to you.
You just follow him nice.
Wycliffe mappery.
House Felix.
His forearms are massive
We'll take the interest out of you. Or make your mask come up in flames. Your choice. What you go can't.
One two fucking nose.
Today will be your last.
Alright.
Hold on, I want to try something.
Gloves. Can I fist?
Oh fuck yeah, all right. I have no shield now
Okay sick
That's Tai Chi
Oh, what does triangle do?
Triangle does something.
You're all right.
I'm fine. Thank you.
It's not the first time those bastards have laid into me.
Things have got so bad, I was ready to pack up and leave.
But they got what was coming to them.
All thanks to you.
Where are you headed then?
Truth is, I'm also headed to Hernand.
Can I...
tag along let's set off keep track uh now to view details press navigate the
map menu holy shit creatures bosses one out of 75
gatherables on foot it won't take long to reach her nand but if you want to get
to town quickly which is right there this is triangle mix is in like a
little thing he came across this wild horse
he won't let me ride it but maybe it'll take a liking to you
sword a triangle oh then he mixes this in
Oh
What's that look okay square to mount it's to go faster call your horse with up right
Your name used to be one of the nicest places to live
But with those bandits you're always looking over your shoulder, it's not bad
Troll!
They're giant!
This game already looks massive!
response review from the bridge is absolutely breathtaking it'd be a
shame to just hurry past let's take it slow we deserve a little serenity
every now and again
I'm sure there's a map. Yeah, I mean the game's gonna tell me probably
About all these basic things when I see it
Some will need your help like me
But others will just want to see how they measure up to you
That's the only way a fighter can test their strength funny, isn't it?
Yeah, it feels a little bit like, um, like, uh, Dragon's Dog, my, uh, oh, left D-pad.
Okay, to put the weapon away.
Ah, we're here.
Said everything sub-bro.
That horse seems fond of you, Greymaid.
A horse would make travelling a lot easier.
Her hands bigger than you might think.
Brightness.
Temporary lodgings.
You found a small place to stay at the traveler's camp behind the Royal Trading Post in Hernand.
Here you can lie in bed to relieve your exhaustion.
the supply chest once you've had enough rest. Any loot you couldn't pick up during combat
you'll find stored there if you miss anything. I believe a riot.
You don't uh... can you create your own character or do I have to play as this guy who looks
exactly like me?
Yeah you don't create your own character, you gotta play as yourself buddy.
Just kind.
Gotta get to the tavern, huh?
Very windy here.
Oh yeah, square is jump, right?
ZOOM!
I don't know what the green red blue bar, maybe my reputation in this area or something?
I'm guessing.
What?
Best stay clear of that thick brown swindler.
3. Climate. Temperatures in pie will vary by time and region. Your body temperature changes
according to the surrounding environment. If your body temperature strays from the optimal
range, stamina will drain faster. This will lead to exhaustion and slow recovery, reaching
extreme physical conditions may impose greater restrictions. So be cautious of rapid temperature
changes. Equipping gear or consuming food with sufficient fire or ice rest allows
to remove freely without restrictions even in extreme conditions. Okay.
Cat! I'm back!
Mine now.
now. You look like you've got some
coin. Who goes there? Me and my cat.
Hi there.
Well met.
Okay, well met.
Not a speck of good news.
Challenge!
Let's have at it, right?
Arm wrestling.
It's a content of strength and timing.
Press square repeatedly to fill the gauge red and win.
If the gauge turns completely wide, you'll lose.
Outmatch opponent's strength and speed was easy.
I've done Yakuza girl cat wrestling.
Cat girl wrestling.
Take a bar to your arm.
I did a lot of cat wrestling, yeah.
Cat girl wrestling. What is it called? I remember.
The
world of Crimson Desert, a wide range of minigames, can be arm wrestling, horse
aiming target shooting available for you to play okay guess I'm I guess I'm out
of here hey let's talk no birds of a feather you and me look weak and elite
you alive
Give me my cat back
You look like my kind of maniac
Give a coin to the old beggar give a coin
I
Yakuza zero cat fight. Yeah cat fight. Yeah
I've got used to the indifference. That's nothing anyone should grow accustomed to
Yeah, wow this can be a fail. That's not one coin
Kind of feel
A benevolent hand has finally reached me
Please. Take this. I'm sure you will find a use for it.
What? What is this?
Virtue paves the path to wisdom, which shall bring us together once more.
When the time comes, the key here shall guide you.
this some kind of riddle wait what do you mean
special items on a journey will be sent to proceed with certain quests to fulfill
the purpose your free to sell or discard them I got an inventory expansion
apparently. I'm trying to enter the sewer. There we go. Where's the cat I ditched? I'm
Natharia, thank you!
I'll find it again, no worries.
Take a jar.
Take
take, take, turn off candle
there's a trap
Who are you? Please? You have to help me quickly.
Calm yourself. I'm a friend. I'm here to help.
You are?
Can you walk?
It's like a siren or something.
He was right about you.
Here.
You'll need this.
Care for those who energy, as you have done for me.
Huh?
I
Speak with a child now
It's happening right here good question give me the jar
How does this game run on PS5?
Has anyone tried it?
PS5 Pro is tolerable.
Yo, who's this giant?
let's go dog floppy-eared bulldog I can just spam this and increase my rep
with this guy
30, 45 and 60 fists with droppa, notice board, this is where you'll find requests for help
from the locals and learn about dangerous criminals with bounties. Classico.
A skill the woodcutter. Okay.
We're looking for someone who can bring us some strong and sturdy wood from the forest nearby.
If you're interested, please come to the smithy and head on. We have access prepared, so bring your muscles.
okay nothing of interest stands out what about that one down there
Renee's poster a skilled chef okay we have important guests arriving so I'd
like to serve them a special fish dish okay all the ingredients and the
recipes ready if someone with a deaf 10
prepared my place I could serve there's
me without a worry got to go to the
butchery well met well met
huh
Roo-Roo-Lipi?
GG
Hurry! You're going to get us both in trouble!
Please! Can you help?
Chief gets scary when he's mad.
I'll get it for ya.
Oh, can I just climb here?
Oi!
That was tight.
Thank you.
Gigi, you scared me half to death.
You think you'll make it back home in time?
Yeah. You saved us from the good Skull Den.
If you ever visit my time, come say hi.
Sure. If I have time.
I'll reward you for your help today.
I think you'd love it there.
That's true, Riot. His forearms are the gravitational puller.
Well, don't worry, I'll talk to the chief about it.
Make sure you come visit.
Wait, where is your village?
Well, she's also a ghost.
That's true, Ninja. That's true.
stop sneaking
what the fuck
Any action that harms others is considered a crime.
When a crime occurs, a search arrow will appear on the scene.
You must quickly leave the area and hide it from the witnesses.
Okay, if you fail to escape a bounty, we'll place our head.
Once the bounty is high enough, guards will begin chasing you.
If you're arrested you'll be thrown in jail and the bounty hunter will be cleared once you serve your sentence.
Oh, shit.
Help!
It's her, Jerry! It's humongous!
I
Horse
What the fuck
of
That's 30 horse!
Zoom!
Yo!
I'm here to help.
Hello?
Help the distressed villagers, you need help over there?
A key is required, I mean I have a key, kick.
It's going on!
I'm here to help man
Key can I use this just my inventory now a
I think I gotta lose my bounty. Everyone's afraid. Okay, I'm chilling. I'm running away.
What okay, I'm out here we go now we can chill
Patch a zebra swallow tail
It's baby goats
Alright, I think we're fine.
Alerts are muted at the moment, I'll play them soon.
I am trying to fix this quest.
Maybe turn off this fire.
I think the NPC I was supposed to help ran away because I had a bounty on me.
Why is there a potion here or something?
No, a pill.
Okay, a polymer pill.
All right.
Well, yeah, let's try resting her, so I don't know.
I guess maybe I gotta go back to my hobo camp.
Zoom.
They'll come back I'll put a thank you
Zoom okay there's definitely fall damage
uh uh skills oh shit armed combat stab force palm wait what is this
spirit health stamina falling palm oh my god all right where's the wrestling
Okay, we gotta like figure out a way to I could I guess I could just go back to main
menu restart baby fixes it oh lord save load is in the options menu alright oh wait they're
We're coming back now.
I wonder if the laundry's dry, Jack.
Is that where I'm coming from?
Are you part of it?
Well, the village is quite lively these days.
Yeah.
Sure is.
Hey, I have a bounty.
I need something out there.
Okay.
Hey, I have a bounty okay, uh, let's fix the options save load 1641 yeah that was that yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This should be fine. This was like six minutes ago, or seven.
Load.
Try not to aggro the entire village. Now, GILF Hunter and Atsukazami, thank you. Pluto, Core, again, thank you.
Dome of all thanks, bro.
I don't even think that was a bug. I probably could have just waited until they came back.
But I could also just save scope I guess. Perfect big seeder, thank you dude. This loading
screen is crazy.
oh we're back yes let's go okay yes they're here now it's fixed
Whoo! Alright, what do you need help with?
You're gonna do a single bloody thing right?
Oh... I can't believe this! Get up!
Yeah, yeah, I don't think that was a bug, no, no, no, no.
I was just... yeah. Can you help?
Stop whinging and get up!
Oh! Can't even handle cleaning a bloody chimney!
Some husband you turned out to be.
Can you believe them?
You've got fittings all afternoon.
Is he all right?
Oh, this is all just a show.
He always acts up when we're busy, don't you?
Oh, come on.
I do not.
More cleaning, less complaining.
Excuse me?
I could have just bloody died.
Same old performance, Arlen.
I was hoping that fall would knock some sense into you.
Why would I pretend to fall off the roof?
That really hurt.
I'm sure it did.
Just like when you slammed your hand into the door last week, eh?
Oh, come on now.
Enough. I'll do it for you.
Oh, well, I'm gonna run a friend in you.
Lauren, let the man work.
Shut it.
And that's a real man.
Ooh, take.
Use the broom to clean chimney holes like the tool and then aim and clean alright.
Where's my damn broom?
I got no broom.
Oh is it here?
Yeah there it is.
Okay...
Where are you? Come now. She'd have me run ragged if she could. Can't blame you for little theatrics.
I can still hear you.
The whole house is fixed.
Is this my first playthrough? Yes.
Lauren, give him some of our finest attire, and think of it as a gift for me to you, eh? Farewell.
Sure. Why not? Don't expect you to start listening to me now.
I read a review, not sure what publication.
They complained about this mission. They could not figure out what to do.
Oh.
Examine items required info. Select item inventory, press X to examine it.
Hold that one to a closer look. Yeah, we did do that.
Examine the key from the old man, yes.
Ahhhh... here.
Now we bring it up, and then we can examine it.
Oh
And you graved key dude, I'm excited to see the bosses man. I heard this game's just filled with bosses
Go to head and on castle, but I want to help them chop wood
Where's the smith a also, how do you is there a hot key for the map?
oops
Not on controller there isn't.
I wonder if there's water monsters.
Oh, I've only seen this part.
Fucking hell
It's gigantic
Yeah, it's not me a prod on each of the scammer
Hold start key and then select with d-pad. Oh
Okay, thank you sick. Yeah, there you do it
Nice.
Yeah, we gotta go through the intro.
Yo, what up, Smokeybiscay?
Apparently the game runs okay on PS5 Pros, people said.
I asked a few minutes ago.
On regular PS5, it's bad though.
Go!
What's all these question marks?
Go! Probably mini-side. Oh, yeah!
Where's this?
Dismount. Good day, indeed.
I am solely best. Hey, I want to climb your house.
house.
I'm a master at hiding how did you know I hope I'm not the only one you found I know
I'll help you track down the others ringing bells like this will help you see things clearly
okay
i can see some of the bells and landmarks throughout
pivalry to summon a shy that will sweep away the mist shrouding your map
revealing the land as far as the bell toll can be heard
i see okay so if i open the map now
Oh, shit!
Damn!
Cool.
Yeah, it's like the towers, yeah.
Like Assassin's Creed towers.
Oh, sorry. Sorry.
Oh, is this jail?
There's a scroll here.
Let's see what this is.
Gee.
She's messing about.
How do you get forearms like this character?
That- Jailz's look better than your Average Houses or Vial Games?
What?
not true I'm going to the castle I'm gonna do the first main quest here so they
probably for introduced introduction and shit you know try not to get a
bounty do you have any idea what's past this game you can't just stroll in
They dress like that keep an eye on that one
Access to an area is very quite specific conditions
So I made them on a total of proper tile always require you to have strong ties with a faction
Can't I just cheat my way in?
Hell yeah.
Is there like a chest on the map?
This is not Unreal Engine 5, it's their own engine, maybe like the Black Vessar engine,
I don't know.
I
Black space engine
The ones who eat well, they...
But I'm supposed to be here!
Move!
They didn't let me in, yeah.
I need to get like proper attire, but I'll figure out some other way.
Do I have enough stamina to climb this?
Was I given clothes? I missed that. Okay.
Probably quit that here.
Armor.
Aww, access to the castle.
That makes it easier.
Throw, no grasshopper.
first pump off one arrow at a time. There we go.
I'm gonna try to trippage it.
Lean L3.
I can lean against it and be cool.
Okay, I'm in. I'm allowed now.
Where's the official entrance to this place?
It's gotta be up there.
Boy, let me in!
I'm stuck in a kids game.
Whoa!
Shop!
I can't.
I can't. I can't.
Here. Shop!
Contributions Shop! Contributions are from adventures can be spent at a contribution shop in each region.
Use your contribution to purchase special items, sell those items back to retrieve your contribution points.
Okay.
Since the location of each contribution shop varies by region, you'll need to find them within their respective towns.
Okay.
I prepared everything with you and mine.
Oh, Bolton!
Cool.
Hi, you have horse armor!
Okay, that's cool.
It's the first time we meet, but thanks.
Alright.
No, this game is single player.
Now we're on the other side.
Would you look at that?
The gamer solved it.
Hello? Off what? What?
So rude. Okay, we gotta go upstairs.
Yeah, you get insulted every five minutes in this game, at least in the beginning.
There's a book here.
How's that called? I haven't done much combat. It's hard to say.
I'm trying to do like the first main quests here.
Chest.
of
They found it nobody gets through without the marquee's permission
Find the room the key opens
Okay, sure
I'm going to go back to the gate.
Abyss gate.
I
Activate the abyss mixes others like rabbits here some shit
Abyss nexus are spread all across Pywell. Use your lantern or blinding flash to reveal their location and then stand on an Abyss nexus to activate it.
Once active, you can fast travel to an Abyss nexus by selecting him from another. So this is fast travel unlock. Okay.
I see.
Oh, it's one of these puzzles. I saw this in the trailer.
I
We gotta solve the right one
You're finally here
He's waiting for you.
This power will help you get inside.
What is this game about?
Take revenge on the bear clan or something?
I guess?
Yeah.
We got a skill.
L3.
Oh shit, look at that glove.
So what?
They actually enforce can be used to grab and move objects after grabbing an object use our L to R to to move it
Rotate this to line the circus and restore
Make strong
God, how does this work?
Okay
Uh, cancel L3?
Okay, uh, R?
Uh...
Okay.
What about the others these are already good cool puzzle champion
Ah, I've been waiting for you.
Just as Virtue paves the path to Wisdom, your deeds have brought us together once
more.
You're the beggar.
I am a looster.
A looster.
This is the Axiom Archive.
It is a repository of the universe's grand designs.
Each record, the blueprint of a single world.
Why did you summon me?
I just got the scar on his throat for a minute.
There are things that have brought chaos to your world.
The consequences of which extend to even you
and you'll come rain.
You have news of them?
You will cross paths with those who escaped Fatesgrass.
But the balance of this world and the Abyss has begun to falter.
If the cosmic order frays any further, our world, the Abyss, and reality itself will
unravel.
You must restore the balance before it's too late.
So it's chaos, huh?
You know what you mean.
Such a grand undertaking begins with small acts
that will have profound effect on the fate of your world.
Sky Bridge Gate and Alignment Device. Restoring the Abyss activates the Sky Bridge Gate. Pass
through the gate and use the Axiom Force to operate the Alignment Device. Aligning it
to the correct position will restore the broken Sky Bridge. Some gates require all other
connected to business to be restored before they can be activated.
Okay.
Holy shit.
I
Go through skybridge gate to the heart of the abyss
I don't think I'm supposed to jump chat.
Oh, Pierce, Stab.
Okay, there's um, can I see the Crimson Desert?
Yeah, I think it's over there.
I think it's over there.
Okay, uh, this grab control.
all right
Jumping.
Controls are bad in this?
We're fine for now. I haven't really fought anything except like in the intro
You jump on square you sprint on X
I play controller
Apparently you cannot rebuy now or something like that.
Zoom.
Not for controller, but you can rebuy keyboard mouse.
Well, you can gigajump.
You jump and push left stick in.
Ah, fuck.
Or even the right stick.
Wait, why would that be gigajump?
Maybe later?
Zoom!
Alright.
I
I mean I'm just going through the first main quest like tutorial big time
I haven't done any like proper combat except that intro and I got chased by guards
And I've only seen that tutorial boss that is like a scripted loss. What is this remove the wall blocking the floor?
Okay, move the floating power core to deactivate lantern.
Okay.
Is this his very Zelda?
Can I bonk this ship?
Oh yeah, look at that.
Oh.
Okay.
There's a ghost.
I think I did it.
This is like building your own PC.
True.
Synthesize the Abyss Cell it says.
Abyssal okay observe and learning in progress for all this is a new move oh
Press R3 to gather energy into your palm and release it in a single powerful strike to reduce the defense of the target
What
uh yes
yes
well there's so many likes there's like a little bit of fighting game stuff here
strong step for a little powerful slash
shield and blocking coming attack spinning over and okay like right here you
can do like R1 and triangle to like some stab stuff
force palm healing
right okay we're good we got a synthesize the cell whatever that means I
I think
Getting up here
Yeah, I'm CPU wing soon this ice the cell is this one wrong
I felt like that was good
It even like puts it in there.
It's not in!
All the others are in!
Go in!
I'm having a game journal moment.
Push!
Push in!
Maybe rotate.
No, it auto-adjusts it.
Job of a gamejournal moment.
Oh, punch!
I got a new move!
Yeah!
Okay.
Force Bomb Skill allows you to strike with great force.
Press R3 to use Force Bomb while Spirit is charged.
Spirit charge, okay. It can also be used to operate special device and push objects and I see first of all I tell each even more powerful effects
Okay
Cool how the hell will I get up?
Climb I guess
Oh hang on the middle of a power device all right
Hang on the middle. What is going on here? I guess I'll fucking force palm this shit off.
Hang on the middle of the pa- hang on what? There's no hanging here. I see it. Oh still,
is the thing we powered off but I think that makes perfect sense I guess we got
to find a way up here
Zoom!
Do you think so?
I think it's alright for now.
Chilling.
Oh shit.
But I'm used to like gothic and stuff, so yeah.
Oh, you were playing on keyboard mouse.
Some people in chat said it was better some said it was worse
I think these are kind of fine for now
All right, we're good stop trolling
Oh wait, to do that punch move we have to press the mouse wheel?
Let's see, we did it.
all right so we got the super fun user to push in objects easy
So, have you decided on your path?
Sorry, who are you?
I am White Crow, a guardian of the Abyss and a protector of your world's cosmic order.
You are the woman from the sewer.
The kindness you showed me back then, will guide you on your path.
Here, take these wings.
The power to soar through the open skies is yours to command.
It's time to return.
You're telling me to jump?
Don't worry, Naut. Those winds will see you down safely.
Now, take flight losses.
Ah, shit!
The world is yours to explore.
Uh, how do I activate these- oh, there we go.
Flight.
Per square one meter to fly.
Be mindful of the stamina so you'll be unable to fly once it's fully depleted.
So, welcome to Crimson Garden.
What is this?
Like a treasure map or something?
Oh, cool.
Hidden treasure map!
Seven.
Hmm.
Okay.
I mean, obviously it's up there. Where else would it be?
The world is yours to explore. I'm sure there's some more stuff though.
Some more intros.
No, no, it's over here dude. Easy.
Greetings, my child.
What?
Oh.
Okay.
He just had a notification you were eligible for.
Okay.
I just have a notification you were eligible for meat a dish in this game.
I'm just gonna go in like a random ass direction when I'm done with this little intro and see
what happens.
Oh, this is blocked by bandits?
Okay, combat.
nice yeah the kid character doesn't question anything he's so he's okay
with this bucket focusing on are you focusing on main content or doing much
side content I want to see the bosses man the bosses in the combat I'm sure
you guys some side for that because this game is apparently swimming in
bossless are you guys a bandit let's go then all right there's like our one
triangle what the fuck what's happening
Yeah, this is the bandits from Dragon's Dog, but...
Those bandits that fuck you up in the beginning
Got a key nice
Yeah, the bird I don't know I think is it like her or something I noticed it
Stop
what
oh wait you have something in your mouth hey drop it yeah give me drop the thing i see it
take y crow's letter
oh okay she's the y crow yeah
Try to shoot it. Yeah, I thought it was hostile man
Here
This is how you find it
silent
Abyss makes it a spread all across Piewell, use your lantern or blinding flash reveal their location,
and stand on it to activate it, and then you can fast travel.
That's the fast travel unlock, alright.
Solid marks left by the Abyss light dormant all across Piewell,
they're just ordinary stones and shadows at a glance, but when your lantern...
When your lantern light brushes them, the hidden grain catches the glow and leads you on.
The further your road stretches, the more you should leave yourself a way back first.
Pause for a moment atop a trace and that place will remember you.
When you need it later, you can follow the memory and return without hesitation.
Thank you! When it's two, it's one of four.
I'm so in the beginning. I'm just now running into like random bandits.
Oh, this is a shitload of bandits
Okay, hold on I want to see how the skills work
Is do I have a point in this? I mean it says I have
R1 plus. Oh, you guys. I thought it was like a follow-up. Okay, so you have R1 X
You have R1 X R1 triangle yada yada bing boom. All right
There it is, yeah, that's the one.
Oh, it's Gnoblins!
Is that a Hell Sweep?
Okay.
I
Okay
Shut up
What's his health bottom left you can see you can see it
Yeah, you can weave in some punches in between dude, tight.
Why, someone's like drowning down here.
I see you.
This is like Shadow of the Colossus.
Help!
Let me up!
Oh
Hell
Let me off
catch!
Yeah, jump and looting is the same button, man
Okay, let's see. What else do you have here? I think it said I got like a skill point or something
Where's arm combat? What is this? This is just gather energy to your palm and release it boom, okay?
Okay.
There you can do an even bigger force palm.
Nature's grab, lift or move heavy objects.
Oh shit.
Alright.
Parnas Axiom Force to perform possible feats, yep.
Flight is there.
Oh, you can also reset all it says.
Oh, what is this?
Wait, uh, how do I move the...
This is sword.
It also says characters up there, top left.
Cliff.
There's other characters.
Yeah, I'm trying to get down to the fist.
I'm trying to switch weapons here.
Also, this is for the spear.
This is long sword, dual weapon,
and fist!
Oh yeah, alright.
Sucker punch. Oh, dude, we gotta try some fisting dude roundhouse kick. Yeah, let's try some fit
Well, I can fight with a broom
All right, let's see this
Gnoblin.
Liquor bottle.
Saga, like 34 man. Make my guy a wrestler. That's the whole point. Yeah.
Yeah, was that a one-shot?
Shut up!
Come down!
you done why is the fist stronger than the sword I like one or two shot than
with a fist but the sword takes way more
liberating a region factions may block a certain keys locations you can
Deliberate these areas by resolving local conflicts or defeating the occupying forces.
Once free, these locations offer new stories to experience and powerful benefits to aid
your journey.
Okay.
Lutwa Sentisupply Chest.
Now let me check here.
Mask.
Served in crimes, can't be committed about wearing a mask.
This is which is the title of the attention of bystanders.
All right.
I'm trying to open the menu.
Thank you.
Okay, I make a switch down here and we can see what we have in the
So these are the ones that change yeah, all right
There's a sheen
Flurry of blows. Okay
cool
Bow stuff, multi-shot, so this is bow stuff, charge shot, blinding flash finisher, oh shit,
Cool. All right.
Okay. Cool.
So then you can blind them and then finish him. I'll try that. I'll mix enemy.
Wait, what did I say? You can draw a very subtle mix of environments.
of
a blue tree top right let me see
Body slam.
There's funny things here. Clothesline. Yeah, dude. Grappling. Oh, okay.
Cool.
So you can reset all if you want.
Fuck yeah, okay, this is grappling. So here, Lottie utt. Oh shit, okay.
Giant swing! Yeah! All right. Back hang. Okay. Ladiath follow up. You're sick. But you gotta get grappling level 2.
Now it's level 2, then I unlock the Ladiath, yeah.
Okay, cool.
There's Giant Swing.
What else is there?
Yeah, just Unarmed Combat.
Oh, so you can click in on them and here you can see all the moves you learned.
takedown efficiency flying kick meteor
kick
pump kick oh is it a kind of like a drop
kick a little bit oh there's a drop kick
that is awesome dude I'm going full on
wrestling fuck it let's go
I'm dead.
Okay.
Nice.
Okay. Nice. Take the coins. Take the copper. Take the copper. Take this thing please. Yes.
Thank you.
What?
The VCOD is a special device used to read memory fragments scattered throughout the world.
Activate the device to witness past events or uncover hidden leads.
You must be extra careful as memories containing intense emotions can overwhelm the wearer.
Okay.
No stuff. No, I'm playing on PC. Apparently runs alright on. Oh hell yeah, there's so
many question marks. Okay, LOOT BEING ON THE JUMP BUTTON. It's alright, it's okay.
Yeah, maybe it's better in first-person.
True!
Oh, hell yeah.
This is way better.
Yeah, you loot in first-person.
Optimizations.
Good shit.
I don't- there should be like a mass loot button or something though.
Okay, read the memory.
They said hold left.
We then select it, but play.
What the f-
If you're seeing this, you'll fortune it indeed.
Surprise, I'm not actually there. What you're looking at is a memory
More precisely one of the moment I recorded this
This device is a starian
It captures and stores information gathered from the world around it
And then projects that scene back to the viewer
I encountered Visterion in the five hours I played Baldur's Gate 3, alright?
Well, you can just hold square. Okay, that's kind of nice. Yeah, you can just walk and
hold square and he just loots everything. Okay. Hey, that's cool. Nice. Speak with
the child right so an easy way up from here I just climbed up all right look at
that yep I took a question mark silence of dawn what huh yeah because it's so
bright. It's fine now. You can have it open now.
Alright. Cool. I'lls go.
Finally! I almost dozed off waiting for you! My friend wants to thank you with a special
gift for getting Gigi's-
Test? I- it's probably-
And Gigi's doesn't take that as a gift.
Not important.
So stick close and follow his lead. Alright then, see you next time.
Can I remove this damn galore helmet?
Alright cat, let's go then.
Music has been very nice, man.
Can you climb trees?
Yeah!
Cool.
Oh.
Cool.
Oh, yeah, except yeah.
Oh, yeah, except, yeah, let's try that.
more this tree is too strong maybe I need to have weaker tree like this
Nice soy.
Oh, you got a like, no...
Wait, high jump?
Whoa!
Instant revive.
Okay, sure.
Sure.
Yeah, I think you, yeah, you reel it in like a fish.
Like a fishing rod.
That's what you...
Yeah, like that.
yeah more I was too much okay
yeah blood
Wait, where's the cat? Oh, cat, I see you. Ah, fuck!
I wish it would, like, fling you forward though. Maybe it works depending on the tree and how
you stand yeah I've paused my notifications I play him for some
time thank you Jordy tick my Susie dirt thank you
I tried just to do like the the intro main quest here because they seem to
introduce like flying and all that good jazz so after that I just want to run
somewhere and see what happens. Yeah, there is some kind of move you can do.
What the fuck?
What?
come back
register to team mount helps them an attack register and send the stable I
I can sell them later.
Alright, what do we have here?
Oh, true.
Okay, what is this?
Learn nature's grasp through observation.
Alright.
Right, so triangle and circle on a target whose nature is grasped, like to lift or move heavy objects.
Skills shortcut.
So that was this nature's grasp? Yes, there's no upgrade for it.
Okay, I get how this skill tree works now. That's cool.
How about flights?
Okay, you can reduce air resistance to fly faster, swift flight, okay.
Yeah. Can I do this? Can I do that? There we go. Okay, my eyeballs. Observe, yep.
Okay, focus.
L3 Arthur to enter focus, slowing down time.
regions will focus this maintain okay
can't do these yet unless I need to punish this in
I
Shit that's loud
It's dank, Master. I'm wearing some kind of Glor-pad. I think I can remove the Glor-pad.
So abyss chrissit is...
That's what you use for skill points?
Or I think so, it's like abyss something.
Is BDO like this?
I don't remember.
Played video on launch and then I didn't play it anymore.
Abyss Artifact 1, and you need 3 for the next level.
Okay.
Oh, you can do this during STAB.
okay
okay we got to get rid of that gloar helmet
I think those pills are the ones I resurrected myself with.
the bandits inventory expansion something has been something bleed banded
something
well do you see like memories or something with that
yeah I want to try this fling now surely there is a way to just fling
Why can't I do the fist thing anymore?
Maybe it's scripted.
Yeah, I can't even medley here so that's probably why.
Hi.
I gotta recharge your spirit.
wait this is like Naruto toad mode
there's a question mark yeah let's just see what a question mark is oh it's a
marksman competition dryer bow and a release should be the first hit 10
targets to win I should be easy perfect chance to show up your archery
skills. This game's really hard. For now it's fine. It's most of the controls you gotta get used to.
But I need to like fight a boss and stuff. I haven't done that. I haven't done any like
much combat. I haven't tried my wrestling moves.
On my mark! Controller aim.
Nah.
Why is he insane?
What is this?
What?
He knows!
Are you kidding me?
are you kidding yes five I have five he is six there's no way
Okay, 7-8, 8-8, no, he has 9, okay, 9-9, what do you mean that was me, me, oh, me,
Finally, I can breathe.
Don't let this pervert fade on to the next round!
Wait, what?
I can't even afford playing again!
I'm poor!
I gotta first my chat, is this connected hold up?
I was like I gotta go ball for him real quick holding all sharp shooters step right up
Yes, hold up chat
Oh, it's almost over.
The most fine display.
Make it come.
Oh, it's eyes, buddy.
There's a couple of candles here.
I didn't watch my hands
It's which fucking dire summer was just my chat
Connecting the chat
I'm stuck on connecting the chat
Is it only my chat
I'm back, I'm back, right.
What do you mean man, listen, I was live to like two years ago.
Which you want is...
Wait, what, there's height in the hay?
Hey hey hey! 1998! Thank you Pluto, bro!
We're doing a bit more main quests just because they're introducing all these
like systems. It's kind of nice. What's this?
CL, Mr. Disjectoid, our gameplay equals £25,000. No gold at all. All gambled away in dices.
What hell I will do to fix it? Hide from guards and steal more Kiki.
Forgets detected and loses all again Kiki.
I get H gold anymore.
Wait, H wait. Simon de Montfort has a bounty on his head for stealing money from the
Polingarth apiary one herds valid products about to pay ten on the captains the down third and brings them to the
Constabulary if only half the bottom of what if killed
Where is he?
Turn over
Nothing here
Stealing well, he's not yeah, I mean you could kill him I guess
Bounty notices as a journey through pie
Well, you may come across a loss one for crimes examining a bounty notice reveals their identity traits
in their whereabouts allowing you to see them on the mini mapper and it looks like that.
These alos rarely stay in one place for long, some appear only at certain times while others
are causing on the moon.
Tractor movements and use the information from the bound to hunt them down and claim
your rewards.
Okay, let's see here.
Hold start, go to map, zoom.
Oh my lord.
I don't see him on this map.
Hey, I'm looking for a new game to play a massive open world filled with brutal combat epic boss fights total freedom for Jerome path. Can you help me?
Yeah, if you ask me in 55 minutes, I can help you.
Also, I don't know if Twitch is like mega dying, but I keep disconnecting from my chat.
Let's not stall, let's go.
Watch out for flower baskets floating in the air.
Ever do that.
You'd pay for never to fall.
Approach the group talking about green mains.
I'll test their skills myself.
Alright.
Oh, okay, the drill, gotcha.
You're looking for grey mains, huh?
Oh, what do they have here?
Look at this!
I think your grey mains gonna found us!
Ah, our lucky day!
How much has Mjördin's found here again?
That's like it, Silver.
Is your life worth so little?
Huh, enough!
I apologize for my men.
They may have given you the wrong impression.
I am the Knight, Matthias.
I've long wished to test my skills against a Greymane.
What say you? You're here standing before me?
What reason of you to refuse my challenge?
None I can think of.
Ha! So it's true what they say.
You walk your chosen path, even when staring death in the face.
I hope you live up to the legends.
Well, don't aim to disappoint.
Quite the quick tongue.
It's your sword arm, quick!
not to yes okay hold on why is he backing into the crowd like a push-up
boom RKO baby nice
There was another move you can do after the stab too. R1 triangle. Not enough stamina?
Shit I need way more stamina. There yeah. Oh he counters it okay. Huh? Oh. Well triangle
from powerful two-footed kick the sensor enemy flying
I'll return to the battlefield, alright, I'm about...
How was the clothes line?
Hold on, I want to try these skills, but there was a...
Maybe I never unlocked it, or did I?
Here you can toss an enemy.
Yeah, that's toss and during stab you can take an enemy hostage. Yeah, that doesn't work on him
You have a lot of yachts. Yeah, those are the ones I have unlocked
Okay, and then you need grappling level four for giant swing. I think yeah
Which I need two more abyss artifacts I have one yeah
So pussy
This is a duel for the agents.
Kluub is a bit stale, yeah, that's true.
He's not going to take this.
Punished!
Give up!
Ah, losing cuts.
All right
Okay, Zeme
This chaos
Oh fuck
I can foot seize this
Wait, nature's grass.
Wait what?
Well I can fight with a tree.
Yo give me that shit!
Okay.
Gotta get close to the wood.
There are so many things you can do in the combat and stuff.
I like the inputs.
I need more wrestling moves, man.
I had believed I was quite strong, but the world is vast, and there are many who are stronger still.
It was a good match, Greymane.
Alright, give me your armor.
Speak with a man who seems like he has something to say.
Well, fuck Greymane.
Well, as remarkable as I've heard, it appears the clucking of house hens held a kernel of truth.
I am Barden Middler, the Marshal of her man. I serve Marquis Serkis, Lord and steward of this land.
It is an honor to witness such swordsmanship. What do you want? Pardon my presumptuousness,
But I have come with an urgent request.
We're short-handed.
We need the help of someone like you, Greymane.
Marshall, I don't mean to tell you...
No, they're on here, Digital.
Get to the point.
Of late, the peace in this region has been sorely troubled.
Brigands run rampant, and despite our best attempts, we've been unable to thwart
them.
I believe they have a powerful benefactor pulling the strings.
However, we have no solid evidence to support this claim, and we can't afford further investigation.
If you were to lend us your aid, Marquis Circus will be more than pleased.
Sorry, but my priority is finding my comrades.
Yeah, that's like the story of finding the comrades.
help on my own. The Marquis is a generous law. He will surely aid in re-establishing the
Greymanes until we meet again. Narottica, Shaxx, Crazy Cat Lady, thank you guys. A little
less cute, Jordy, you think, come on. Defeat the enemies around Springtide and Mill. Yeah,
I think it's good we do, we do a little bit of these main stuff here. It's cool.
No, I just lost it in an archery comp- Wait a minute!
Salvatore.
So Bounty on a step for running away after committing murder.
A bounty will pay to anyone to go and perhaps discuterate him and deliver him to his tabulary.
Only half the Bunderboy have killed.
looks like let me soothe her
you're gonna help me out oh no
but he's not shirtless
alright we'll go
all of us can front row me there near the last known side
use trace and details
wait so what's the point of this
this is just slow motion?
that's it? do you gain anything
from this? maybe stamina region
that's not nice
shut up
What happens if I let go here?
this. Woooo! I mean it will be faster just running there but not as cool. If you find
Find a good tree, you know.
Find a good tree and you can have some fun.
Fuck.
someone's gonna make a top 10 best launch video spot suit yeah true I think
it's too fast a region spirit well you mean like the stamina meter
Or not I don't know I don't know what that is for maybe it is
Spirit wait, where do you see spirit in this is that the tree leaves there?
They're like the the weed icon
Ah. Okay. It's another bounty back there, but it's alright.
Springtide. It's occupied by bleed bandits. What up?
Okay. Cool.
Can you equip your weapon, Cliff? Stop standing in the way, man.
I'm gonna take a hostage. Let me take a hostage
I want to take a hostage
Okay, you can just execute them from that.
Come here!
Everyone's just flying everywhere.
Okay.
Yeah, I want to get the Giant Swing move, but I think you don't really level up by killing
stuff.
You have to explore and do those like puzzles or whatever.
The Obtainer Recovery item.
You can purchase it at any shop to cook up your own.
Hold to assign the mine to Quicksilver and press to consume it.
Not like these apples and should toasted grains
Okay, now I'm healing there, okay
So dude don't sit on your rows till the works done
What am I doing here I'll check the missing cows poster and missing woolly
Do you live a lot I
I had a blind 2L warthroud, a blind?
I'm looking for my precious friend Woolly, disappear without warning, I think someone may have taken it.
If you haven't seen Woolly, let me know right away. Come down to the farm across the eastern bridge.
Okay, and then we need horned thief and missing
cows and strange noises from the cave.
someone's stealing the horns so I need someone to bring in the lunatic cut the
horns off the goat I raised with care made a thief took my precious goats
horns suffered divine punishment missing cows
ow my eyeballs the cowl I worked so hard to raise have been stolen if you
help me out reward you handsomely I'll explain the details in person head down
to the southern farm and take the road west
yeah this is part I'm doing the main quest because they introduced like these
gameplay elements so I'm doing a lot of some of main twisting recently strange
noise of it coming from a cave across the south of head and arm I can't tell
if it's animals or people but it's so loud it's driving me crazy the noise
It goes every night. I can't even drink in peace. I'm heading to the Cape. Check it out. Come find me if you got the courage
Maybe my sartoon blue. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I respect though into the bristling instead. So I don't I don't have that
Sword blinding move right now. I have it but not like the execution or whatever
Wait are all these showing on the map now?
Map is here
So these are the bounties missing companion wait, okay
Secrets hidden in the dark
The man trapped in the mire yeah, these are the bounties I think
But now I got to speak to the despairing man, but I guess I'll go and check this.
Can you so fast forward time in this?
Add ons.
My gets extremely dark, yeah.
At bonfire you can.
Maybe I can over here.
Maybe not.
Gorek and Aquado, thank you guys.
Let me play some alertos.
Lighting is a little bit weird, yeah.
I mean I'm using like ray tracing and stuff, so maybe that has something to do with it,
I don't know.
I prefer to be in nighttime.
No, I have no tribe deal. This is five. And I don't think that way.
beyond God she's she repeatedly committing murder and it's changed for
payments she pretends to need help sir targets lowers their guard and then
stabs him to death with a blade you yeah yeah I'm just doing these that showed
up for the main but I'd love to make it daytime again though because it's so damn
dark
another big the orbital blue oh nice thank you Luna thank you there's a
question mark here what do you want what is this iron cup handle I'm not
I'm gonna buy that what?
Hey dog all of this just works
What's the gameplay like?
It's cool, I haven't like seen too much yet
I'm mainly just doing like the main stuff so I can
Get introduced to like the basic stuff
Shouldn't we come up with some kind of plan?
Right. Let's band together and drive them out.
But thing is, their wear is cheap.
Isn't that a good thing?
Good!
Oh, you tender-footed little lamb.
Sure, the goblins' prices are nice and low now.
But what do you think will happen to those prices?
once the gold leaves take up those gold leaves
they get more outrageous by the day well i'm barely talking
leave him alone i heard my dad saying woolly's dead
stop it can't you see williams crying william won't get
Wally's back?
He's not dead.
He will come back.
Oh, Christ.
Just get over it, stupid.
Shut up.
I'm going to get Wally back.
I'm going home.
We'll find him.
Did something bad happen?
Yes.
My Wally's got sheep now.
I was visiting Mr. Remmer
when that rock fell from the sky
and when I got home.
I was hurt.
But anyway, I don't see what happened.
Yeah, they said they saw some firemen take Woolly, and we can't get him back.
I'll try to find him.
Alright, if you lose track of your target, you need to make preparations, take a moment to step back.
Rest of the campfire on a bed to pass time.
Simple lever in through the quest area to reset target location.
There's a lot of research requests from the beginning.
Get information on the missing sheep from the man, and gather information on the sheep
from the children.
Should you need aid?
Just say the word.
No aid needed.
Guess I'll go over here and check.
Why?
If you don't believe me, go save yourself.
Who are you?
Are you that fellow who defeated Matthias?
Huh, that's quite defeat.
He was amazing.
Well, what brought such a fine warrior here?
Have you seen any bandits around here?
Might have stolen a sheep.
Don't know about stealing sheep, but there's a bandit camp just to cost a-
No, this is not the main quest.
The main quest was to like pick up this bounty, but...
Or maybe it is.
I guess it is.
I don't really know.
I haven't figured it out yet.
figured it out yet I but we could do this we could we could go wait what why
do I have that yeah I guess it's to introduce like the bounty note like the
board system or whatever
and stores information gathered from the world around it and then projects that
scene back to the viewer. Yeah we've seen this. Oh it's because I clicked that
yeah this is what I was looking for so all environment oh my god like Jesus
Christ so this is quests which are main ones anyways maybe they're not all
quests yeah I see these on the map now when I'm doing the main I suppose I
guess I got to do all of these secrets hidden in dark sea journal okay yeah I
I think you just got to do these quests in her nan. It's just like the introduction to like systems and stuff
Wait it doesn't show on my tracker now, uh, right yes
Gather information I'm doing this yeah now. I'm tracking this yeah, okay. I see so we got to go over here
Why, what is this?
Oh!
Give me one more and I can learn the Giant Swing!
Don't let me solve this, please.
Oh, sealed of his artifacts.
All of his artifacts are relics with Miseria's power sealed within them and shrine throughout the continent.
Explore the continent to discover these artifacts.
You can view unique challenges for each artifact in a challenge tab on your journal menu.
After completing a challenge, use the glowing seal to best artifact in your bag to break the seal and acquire a best artifact.
Okay.
The challenge tab in journal menu.
Challenge... slide down 50 meters?
That's the challenge. How do you slide?
I'm supposed to slide 50 meters. I'm doing this immediately. We're climbing this hill
So this is and then those are basically like skill points
well this game has pop-up windows now because it's the introduction and the
game is fucking massive so there's like a million systems
whole making this go speed up like five hours up to the mouth for me feeling
so super everything's the fun to watch yeah at least you try to man that's
all one can do
Is this 50 meters?
Yeah! Okay now I have to use these in my inventory here and I can open it up.
And now I should have a plus one and one step closer to Giant Swing. Let me
If I should say I have two now, I'm just being going through very basic here
Wait, I can actually unlock it wait how many did I get a giant swing cool?
I think I got like a bunch I can level up again
again now I have back hang get closer while airborne or press triangle or this
to latch on the specific target to attack or escape danger okay not enough
items I have six and you need seven is that it or no seven or five six I know
This is the seventh. How many do I have? Well, okay up there. How many?
How many do I need? I need two more abyss artifacts. So how many did I just get by just opening that or maybe I had from before?
Anyways, giant swing, baby. That's tight.
I like doing those challenges. I had three. Okay. You had four and it cost one upgrade, right?
That's cool
Yeah, that was the unlock order yeah
Sky boulders fall sky boulders
Apparently the bosses are rough. Yeah, I want to get to the bosses. I just got to get past like the intro introduction stuff things
Ibanez goats lost their horns
away. I guess I have a horse for that.
Is he over here?
I'm playing on Ultra, Truman Gamer.
What?
You're gonna be my new test subject.
ahhhhhh nooo
very powerful
Fucking A
No, no suplexing. Oh my god. Okay. Now it's stepping up a bit.
What the fuck? Oh my god.
I'm trying to-
Okay, there's no walking the bark anymore.
I like it.
Okay, don't get surrounded
Fucking trees in the way man
Okay, you just come okay. No, okay, okay, okay listen it takes a while to get used to okay
Everyone swings at the same fucking time
Artifact obtained okay you get some by just murdering them
Okay, don't do grappling moves when they're like this it's too risky
Okay as hyper armor all right yep
Where's he going why come here come back no
All right, yeah you can zoom in the camera you can if you want you can even play like
first person I actually not here but yeah you can you can change it the camera like
this. Oh, I thought it had a pill to wake you up. Yeah, Palmar pill. Hey, is this the
sheep it is yo I found it
I guess I can't fly with this.
No, I'm sorry.
I can't eat him.
He plays a sit character, his name is Cliff.
And he's looking for his, like, comrades.
So I'm doing, like, the intro quests of the game.
Where am I going? I'm taking him back to his herd or friends or whatever.
Yeah, you don't make your own character, yeah.
Oh yeah, I could probably ride horse with this. It's true.
It's alright, I'm here now.
I don't know who he's voiced by. He's not Benda though.
Hey!
I
okay I leveled up my contribution I think I might be able to unlock the
suplex though I got some skills here no I need one more and then I can get Ladiath
follow-up that's fucking tight
yeah I can spend the contributions in a contribution shop yeah
I think the ale helps him with his memory when he's drunk he always tells
stories of gray mates I've already tried our skill in the kid it doesn't let me
here well maybe because I'm locked in like walking or something
well that's strange well he was definitely here it should be around here
somewhere anyway I'm gonna go take care of my new sheep thank you
Oh, okay.
Alright.
He did get over it pretty quick, yeah.
So this is Secrets Hidden in the Dark, yeah, here.
So all of these are maimed to teach you to level, like, to increase your contributions,
I guess.
Let's see if he succeeded here.
Be good.
I'm a great man, huh?
But all you do is drink every day.
Indeed, I am a great man!
If you say so...
I could show you!
I'll put that thing down you fool!
Easy now!
Dundit holds the worm!
I'm just a hub of the drink.
You better know!
I didn't push him that hard!
Go away!
Where am I?
That's drunk. Are you all right?
Who's Austin someone who needs your aid?
You've heard tales of my swordsmanship
Oh hundred percent in this game takes probably a long time. I'll show you what a true gray man is
Oh
Are you sure about that?
I
Let's see a 20 bucks dude, you know that that archery competition I lost was 80 to enter
You can write there is different weapons for I just I just haven't
I haven't encountered any other weapons yet.
I'm one of the special ones among them.
The Great Crabings.
Oh, 80 cupers like 80s.
Oh, it's like that.
You know what the Crabings like.
I imagine you're going to tell me.
and the most valorous warriors in the world.
Ahmed Zygmanus in Mooses, Frozen 4, thank you guys.
I am nobles!
But I haven't seen one in person.
Well in that case, it's best you don't keep tossing your memory.
Well, I'll see you real soon. Everything's a mess anyways.
Where are we going?
Those who stole the sheep, of course.
Then that clever little scallywaggin' town, this, um, this, uh, child!
Lost his precious sheep he did!
Oh, enormous thing!
Beautiful as a cloud!
Yeah, you hold X2, follow.
On controller.
There you are!
Let's toggle the rest of the way.
How dare they steal a small child's c-
Look! Look!
Hmm
Those damn bandits are over there. Oh, then I'll take it from here
Fuck yeah
I'll go rally the gods
Let's see, can you stealth?
Tell me what you've got
Right.
No, I'm the killer here. Let's see, how did you do this?
Oh, I can learn his moves by blocking the drop kick I think
Oh shit, nice.
I want- I need to try this again.
I'm trying the giant swing.
Ah.
Hey!
Now we got Ladiath's follow up too.
Fuck it, let's try the Ladiath's follow up.
Wait, what if I want to learn Dropkick?
Can you do the drop kick? Once more?
Do the drop- I'm not gonna kill this guy until he-
See if I can- if that's how it works.
Cause it seemed like it.
When there's a blue move you can learn it.
Ow.
It was this guy that did it, right?
Or was it not?
Aw, shit, maybe it wasn't.
Alright, I got a new move though. Let's check this shit.
Soup Lake City.
I don't like your sport.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
So many things you can do in this I like the fighting game inputs
Oh shit, they've been killing a bunch of animals here.
Oh no.
Damn, it's a slaughterhouse.
The Lantern Reaction sends signals in a location where there's a memory fragment.
Take out the Lantern and shot it into the surrounding area to reveal the memory of
the fragment.
Can play the remember an indication or okay by using the glower pad, huh? I
Don't think you can combat in FPS
Okay, whenever this lantern reacts we got to use it no way've already seen this
Anywhere else it oh I see a pill
I feel like it reacted up here, but maybe it didn't.
I might need to watch that memory, I guess.
Probably.
read the memory fragments oh god how the hell did i do this oh meat
what
oh you just pressed start and the auto does it okay
i see gotcha
go outside the cave. Yeah, something like that, Arashia. You can see memories with a
the Gloropelmet. I mean, I'll definitely take
expansion 33 again, Slam, but maybe if the
Rando were to get updated and stuff.
Okay, so now you get Contribution, so
then you got to go to the
contribution stores to spend that and we can buy cool armor and shit also get
inventory expansion okay
that gold leaf merchant guild's been real trouble I told them we can prove it
too many sketchy things been happening I they used to just be coin grubbing
merchants but now we got to watch our step around it's non-saster of
Dallas this is all because of that branch master ah horn splitter right I
All started when he rose to power and now I remember when they had some spruples
Now they're now better than ordinary bandits
We have to do something. I haven't checked if you can't already know where I can find the gold leafs gold leaf
A gray mane and think a gray mane would be sure ongoing
Hmm.
Mind telling us what business you have with the gold leads.
A personal matter.
I can't pick smoke if you have.
They do anything for some easy coin.
Or it is, they're after more than gold these days.
Hmm.
Such as the boulders in the sky.
Hey hey, you'll gain nothing by spreading such rumors.
You are best of my mind in my own business.
Nice ratio.
They might do.
They've got a branch south and front of town.
Don't find them there.
Okay, so if this is still part of
Well now it's speak to the despairing man
Trial after trial. Yeah
Right
Yeah
Journal oh here's main quest. Yeah golden agreed
Yeah, and for that you have to do these. Okay, gotcha. That made a lot more sense now.
This finds a farce airless, but the intro in this game is very long. That's why I want to give
this game at least like two days to have a proper shot. Oh yeah, couldn't you like use your sword
to find well yeah is does that mean it's a quick travel point I think so let me
check that there's a the intro is probably pretty long because the game is
so big no I always said to David wait am I drowning a fucking drop
Die's help.
Like it's definitely worth giving it a proper shot.
There was a light coming from here.
Oh, it's one of them challenge things.
Yeah! Give me this!
I like the previous one, sliding 50.
If you three enemies with a sword without taking damage...
Okay...
Easy...
So what is that?
These are like points of interest or something.
Yeah, I've played my fair share of games that start slow.
Dude, my favorite game of all time, Yakuza Zero, I was so close to flushing it,
until Chat told me, you have to play the chapter 4.
And I'm so happy I did because after that game starts very slow
I mean you get the chapter 4 and it's like dude. You can't put it down. It's
So what hook in good man?
What is this?
Another one yeah
This is how you get all the skill points dude fuck yeah
Yeah.
Sharpen, hit enemies 30 times with a spear within 30 seconds. I don't even have a spear, dude.
Anything else that's close to here? No? All right, let's take it.
Wait, blind? Is there a spear here? No. Oh shit, there is, you're right.
Now I just gotta get the- yes.
Oh shit.
So now you can switch weapon.
So where's the enemies?
Okay, this is spear.
Cool.
solid oh sick kick
No, you do have like spells and stuff in this you do yeah
Well, I guess we'll use it when we find some dudes
Yeah, I've played Yakuza 0, 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7.
I feel like I'm missing one.
The guide-in, yeah, guide-in also.
played blokuzah i want to go to that tower but we got to get past these intro
quests level achieved perspia level two what what does that mean i was on my
horse okay you can drift and back kick you even level up your your horse okay
Okay? Cool.
Aww.
What up?
Solomon is sure to bring him back. You'll see the game's overwhelming
I think it's fine for now. Nothing's more overwhelming than where wins me menus
He's got a point, you know your cows are as good as dead I reckon she's right. I've asked for aid all over town
I've even put up notices. Did you ask the town guard? You're not the only one being terrorized, you know
I it's worth a try. They've got their hands full dealing with those bleed
bandits. Basters always have an excuse. They ain't nothing but no woman's
laptop's that long. It's been three days. I'm sure they'll come out.
Unironically did, Lucía, yeah. Well, you can wait all you want, Bremer. They
They ain't coming. Never.
They will. They have to.
That's enough. Let's just go.
Come on.
Yeah, big biggest, biggest complaint in this game is the controls, yeah.
But I have to help.
I need to do more combat.
Oh, shit. Don't go long.
Oh, 7 p.m. my corp.
I've lost everything. I need all the help in the world.
My home has been blasted as sprinters, bits here and there, and then bandits took every
last one of my cows.
Solomon has put trial after trial before me.
Is that your house?
It was.
Before it became kindling, blasted boulder fell from the sky.
And bandits plucked up whatever rock didn't lay flat.
They even took my precious cows, every one of them.
Brigham's plundering a home in Rubin. Any idea why?
Not even the sluices.
Told them to just take the damn cows, but...
They took their fists to my face, demanding more and more.
Just look what they did to my face!
Hey, calm down.
I'm not asking for merch.
I'm just trying to get by.
Please, help me get my cows back.
Please!
I can try.
Thank you so much.
What is your question, Miss Tanky?
Did I miss it?
Let me update.
Exclamation mark, C-D, dude.
There we go. My Corp of Time for this game has officially started.
Yeah, it's Exhibition Mark CD, which takes you to the Steam one. There's a banner below
too. It takes you right to Crimson Desert on Steam. What else?
I thank you to Pearl Abyss and the Crimson Desert team for sponsoring this portion.
Appreciate it, thank you.
Submission mark, CV.
No, I gotta let the dog out.
Meek out.
Why does all NPCs max out their daily steps
during every conversation?
They gotta hit the 10K daily, man.
But what about the cows?
Fuck the cows.
And don't go saying a word about them to Bremer.
See you later.
Better he lost his cows than his life.
Those cows are his old life.
Show some sympathy.
I'm just being honest.
Cows ain't worth getting killed over.
Yes.
What I'm trying to say is...
Pardon me.
You know where the stolen cows are.
Ah, where's the smooth?
Why would you ask us about that?
Are you reek of chaos shit?
It's weird that some sidequests have 5 minute cutscenes so the object is like do one thing
quest over.
This is actually not sidequests though.
You have to do these for the main.
I think it's the game's way to introduce you to the reputation system.
So I actually have- doing these sidequests are the main quests right now.
There are times where people gladly guide you to your destination, gather
important information them on the way. If you lag behind into your guidebook, wait
but they'll go and pitch and give up.
What are you doing?
Yeah.
Good save. It's not even a save, that's just the truth.
The world sure has been cruel to Brethren.
How so?
Yeah, we're basically in the tutorial still.
I think it's introducing the introducing the combo. No, what was it called story has become basically a reputation
But you can spend in a shop
That poor coward would be on Solomon steps right now mind yourself
asking why that rock was sent his way
He's quite the devout man. It just point your hardships
Who could have imagined suffering damage from a boulder falling out of the sky?
Well, I suppose he should be grateful just to have survived.
Still, I know how wretched this has been for Brother.
So I think it's this one and another one.
And then it's probably going to tell me to go to the store where you can spend it, I guess,
I guess where we saw that armor
Those dead cows on the left are here so I reckon
Work at those damn bandits will he died? Oh
We yeah, I guess the bandits hide out it's just a little further
I saw take all of Brenner's cattle with my own eyes
There's a strange smell getting stronger the closer we get I got to kill three enemies with sword without taking damage
There just
This is as far as your coin gates here. Good luck. All right
Alright.
Oh, can I turn off the lantern?
Turn out, though.
Oh, nice.
Cool.
Or I'm out of here.
Sword.
Uh, a mini-equip sword like this.
Cool.
Okay three bandits without taking damage. It's shawnt to be too hard. One at a time.
Okay one at a time I said. Okay well listen I haven't defeated him yet so it
It should be fine. This is three.
No, I haven't failed yet, because I haven't defeated him.
It's alright.
That's one.
That's two.
That's three. There we go.
Done.
Now I can get more wrestling.
Yeah!
Artifact. Okay, what am I gonna level up now? I mean, I got most wrestling there, I think.
Is there...
Oh yeah, there's the clothesline, yeah.
That's tight.
Observe this skill... Oh! You can also observe it instead of spending an artifact on it.
Yeah, yeah, you can observe. I mean, we could do something else. Unarmed combat. What can
you get from this? Leg sweep. Oh, it's a hell sweep! Tight! I like it! Hold triangle while
crouching to wrap your legs. This is scissor takedown. Anderson Silva got hit by that in
in was it pride or something
okay longer combo all right that's cool i like that
flying kick oh it's a dive kick sick and meteor kick
yeah i mean we could try this get some hell sweeps and stuff i guess
yeah putting points in the stamina is probably a bit a good idea
Yeah, I'm building King, I am.
But I'll check some stamina stuff, let me see here.
Wait, so when it says sword over there, then I can switch weapon.
What actually switches here? I guess the movies, yeah.
I don't really know.
Whatever it's fine wait, so you can observe it you can still observe it
Skill levels skill yeah, then you can learn moves and then you can reset your skill points
Then you save up on skill points you can do all right. I see
Stamina which part is stamina
This is axiom
force palm
focus
Where is stamina in this game?
This is probably here right top of blue. Oh, oh this. Oh, yeah, oh
I
Don't have one yet next next one. I solve I think I got a hit enemies 30 times with a spear within 30 seconds
Hell sweep
30 times okay, can I stash everybody up come on
This is hard I gotta
Have no stamina
Okay.
Yes. Alright. Nice.
Yo, lemme- lemme help, sweet. Lemme help, sweet.
Okay, hey, this guy had like a bounty on him or something.
Yeah, Warren.
Cool.
Jesus?
South deep woods.
Someone in a cage here? Hello? No?
Iron prison cell. No, there's no difficulties, no.
Alright, so now I gotta use my...
Well, first I can use this to get more skill points. You really need to increase
your stamina in this game.
You actually do.
Uh, here...
And then we could increase some stamina here. Yeah, let's enhance that I
Got mask for pickpocket I can hold L1 I can I can okay, I'll all yes
Use your lantern where it reacts. Yes. Can you pull out the lantern then?
Where is reactions
There we go.
Wait, Grimes- Oh, you can reinforce your weapons!
Gotcha, Blacksmith!
You can reinforce your equipment by using your Grimes on an anvil.
Grimes doesn't increase your weapons attack power while anvils boost your armor's defense.
We'll gradually deplete through combat, okay.
Alright, let's get the cows as over here, so we gotta read the memory.
Knowledge gained.
Now I can press start, and it automatically puts this on and shows the memory.
Woo!
Oh, you can even use the this for this
So probably a guy's people were complaining hardest take out the hat
Well, you don't even have to use press start when it shows up in the right side there
Any lit stuff nothing what do you do with that earn it's for you to see memories
Fuck him, yes!
Did I learn something new? I don't think so.
Come on up, I want to try the giant swing.
Well whatever.
This game has a lot of mechanics here.
Basically what we're doing now is just going through the intro quest line.
Oh I haven't tried using the hand.
Oh fish, give me fish.
Nice.
need a fly I guess. I think there's a ton of stuff you can do with a hand. No that tree
He's too strong or I'm too sore or something
What look at these glorious pile of shit
Load of bollocks thought I stumbled onto some easy look for once
What a fucking waste of our time
My who the hell is that?
What are you doing?
Why don't you come and have a look?
You'll be the last thing you see for you're the ones out here making trouble
There's no dismemberment that's unfortunate
I wonder when is the input for the giant swing there I got a frame perfect
It's frame perfect dude
Uh
Lantern
Okay, so now I got a lantern equip that and then I gotta do this and hold l1
and then this and then it's going to tell me that I'm learning oh this is the
hornless go okay
and then I can see the memory fragment pressing start
put the glory palmet on all right how good is the bit rate in this cut in
these cuts
You can tap d-pad left to sheath weapon use O1 yeah, I know you can sheath it like that, but it didn't take out the lantern though
Look like piece one hacker
I
Ray reconstruction, I think it's gonna eat frames though, but I could try it. I was told it eats frames like crazy
When I'm a 120 now
How do I get to that
I don't even know how options here
settings, graphics, ray reconstruction, ray tracing, video, ray reconstruction, I'll try
it see my if my frames dip well yeah I'm it's 80 84 yeah basically 840 frames
yeah did I get this part I think so what changed actually I don't know I
Don't even know dude, maybe I guess the lighting. I don't know what it does. What is this question mark?
Grass oh
Trade goods must be packaged for they can be traded visit Carl and sleep package provisions to convert
Provision of the package trade goods package trades can be loaded onto horses tables or onto wagons and wagon the pulse
Once loaded with packaged trade goods, visit a trading post to deliver them.
Warning, calling a horse loaded with packaged goods trade goods from a distance will result in loss of the goods.
Did I...
I don't know if I did the thing or not, it still shows purple on the map.
Oh, Ray Riggs actually turns off a rain?
I mean I guess I did this.
Or is it this box?
Mysterious elixir, there it is!
What is that?
Inventory.
Oh, it's a key item?
Yeah.
okay oh it's a brood from goat horns so it's part of that twist I guess
why would I do that one see I haven't played Call of Duty since since I did
scrims back in the good old day
yeah I'm gonna turn this off
of
What?
Livestock fence?
Fences facilitate the illicit trade of animals, they deal exclusively in domestic livestock,
cows, goats, sheep, pigs, ducks, chickens.
To begin a transaction, approach a fence while either carrying or riding the animal
you wish to sell
What a year it's been
What a week
Mattokey thinks the 113 building is the 8th
Just you really?
Well, where are I?
Dead, all of them
Curse those scoundrels
You'll be alright.
It's Solomon's will.
Please take this.
Everyone pitched in.
Thank you for your kindness.
And we'd like to request.
Say no more.
Are you saying that you...
I'll hunt down the ones responsible.
Thank you.
You truly are a good person.
I don't know what to say. I'm eternally grateful.
Grateful these bandits aren't the sort you can go easy on I truly hope you catch them so no one else will have to suffer
Nice main quest trap the trial done. There's one more now the man trapped in the mire. That's the final one
What up, okay, it's cool. I mean I streamed super late yesterday. So today is a bit bit mellow
How to finish XCOM?
What a banger what a banger I
Wonder I saw something on the cliff wall. Why is that honey detected wait was that?
I was not close to throwing yesterday out at all under control kind of
I need to figure out how to like quick all this like the beggars can
ask is enough for bread maybe you can advance time here cook
Oh hardy toasted grains he needs some oats for this man hey that's some that's good health
Making literal slope.
No?
I can improvise too apparently.
Oh, you use lantern on the cooking pot to get skip time option, okay.
I didn't miss too many 96% shots in XCOM.
we can make... oh this gives you spirit if you make this.
Did that guy just die next to me? There we go.
This cool bag ends up. It's a long intro. This game is humongous, so we're just getting past...
Well we're working on getting past the intro.
Wait, so you can skip time by holding- ah wait, wait.
You've rested enough.
You can sleep again after some time has passed.
Oh, you need to be fatigued to do it.
All right, well, I made poop, no, I made slope.
This is like the final little quest
on this main story thing.
Oh, I see stuff in the distance.
Nice.
What's up, cute goats?
Their horns have all been locked off.
Yeah, nighttime is dark in this.
Yeah, I tracked the bandits down.
Huh? You found them?
Where are those seeding fucks?
They're food seeding black horses!
You won't be seeing them again.
Yeah, you do get spells and stuff, but that's why I'm doing a lot of story now so they can introduce all the
stuff mechanics and everything
There's definitely
Could fetch a pretty sum
You found this with my stuff. Is it not yours?
Of course it is
Here your reward. Thanks for everything
Off you go. This is worth at least a dozen good
Turbo Gandalf, thanks man. No, I'm on PC, but I have trouble in the first puzzle in this game, though
There's something up there could be a cube
How the hell am I going to be able to climb up there?
Nah, that's not going to work.
Oh, maybe, but nighttime.
Game reviewers did, that's why they got stuck for 45 minutes.
I mean, the controls are a bit like dank there when you use the hand to pull the
thing.
Yeah, I need stamina too.
I'm upgrading my stamina when I can.
Put up rage pan, I'm all good, if you're well.
Controls are alright so far.
Definitely takes a bit to get used to.
Blitz.
gonna stand by and watch that's unacceptable boy you're suggesting is
unacceptable don't listen to the words of this this fool
shaka to please see reason patience believe me I do have a plan we can't
afford to wait any longer you're causing this time a lot of trouble
Ah, Greymane.
I'm on PC.
I understand your anger at such injustice.
But if we're guilty of anything,
it's merely complicit silence.
We've never committed any evil ourselves.
You expect me to believe that?
Shagatoo did everything in his power to stop him.
It's not our fault.
There are too many ears listening here.
All will be explained in due time through and the true monster in the field
It's a good scan of you to make the goblins nose
Good one man, I don't think so I don't think so
um yeah you get the crimson doesn't crisp by
southern or gifting one so just check
your um check your badges you should be
able to choose it
tell us
it's going to burn you but
please calm your chatter thanks bro
tell us what happened
He wouldn't hand over the skystone
Yeah prime subs probably don't work. Yeah, let's not let our temperament
What we need most is manpower. So I'll call for the guards
For now take a deep breath. What happened?
Bandits are headed to the heath of rocks. There's no one to stop those bastards. I'll stop them
He refused to give them what they wanted. So now they're going to set it ablaze
Looks like they've already got to it.
Greymane, please help us.
Calm down, please.
What did the bandits want?
She said it's, uh, some sort of boulder that fell out of the sky.
Wanna make sure I can lock you 120 at first?
Please, save our healer.
There's Trum.
I'll see what I can do.
Oh, mighty Solomon!
No daze, take some 25, bro. Thank you. 500 meters away?
Yeah, huh. A little adventure, I guess. Yeah, kinsuki, I have caught up with these,
I have my last boss. Thank you guys
Need a car. I mean I want to get that robot or dragon or whatever
Blue stuff
There's no character creator you play as John Crimson I
Hate to admit it due to my depression
I wanted to disappear many times for that being saved so many times due to your streams
I'm always here to work and support you like you do, just being yourself, life, be pro happy.
I'm glad we can all help man.
Thank you.
I'll always will be.
I always will be.
There it goes, cosmetic.
name is Cliff. Wait, ah, it's up there? I want to get this. That's how you get skill
points, man. It's too important. With a K, yeah. Cliff under. How's the game house's
games fine I mean we're just doing the intro is probably very long because the
game is very big so I'm focusing on doing all the main quests to get
introduced to like flying and spells and all that
no no blue stuff what was the other question I don't remember I was gonna
Answer it and then I forgot. What is this? Is this a cube? Are those cubes? Yeah, it is a cube. Yeah
It's a challenge cube
All right, what's the challenge on this one then
Walk 10 meters on a rope a rope
There is in town where I got, where I got bounded.
Oh, shit.
Don't worry guys, I got this shit.
Man, your stamina is aboost small in the beginning.
You really have to level up your stamina.
Hey, you.
It's so dark, man. I can't see anything.
you. Hey, you. Hey, you.
Four. Loop gang. I went.
It's about to collapse.
Salomon. Save us.
It feels to be dragons.
I'm after our healer. Is
Don't be so quick to lose hope. Yes, he might still be alive. Please help him without AIDS. They'll all die
Just cause dragons dogma, but that's yeah, that's pretty good
That's pretty good
Let me soup like some souls
Timer
I
Just hold X to increase speed I guess
Boy loot
Oh, yeah, I see him, mutton, mutton, come here, ah!
Oh, he's dead.
here gods to survive such hell fire keep your wish about you thank you thank
you it's you saved his life really he's the one who wants to save us all if it
wasn't for the grey man if it weren't for you what would have happened to him
you have our sincerest love I'm glad I could help
We must go and fetch some water.
Was that rock really worth a man's life?
Now we have to find Cubit.
He's well done.
Please rescue our healer without him our town.
Slow down.
They took Cubit, our healer.
Yes, when he wouldn't hand over the Skystone.
Skystones again.
Please, rescue him.
The burden of such a thing is too heavy to bear.
It's the best thing to take it.
And save our healer.
They're very animated when they're talking.
Yeah, so emotive.
Alright.
Rescue the kidnapped healer. Let's go.
I have one and one oh this was like a mega thing he gave me yeah main
quest golden greed it kidnapped healer yes any blue stuff here no blue stuff
We need to increase our stamina meter for that.
Korean Audio Notices.
Oh yeah!
True.
Blue stuff.
This blue stuff you can see in the distance, like over there.
Those are cubes that you use for skills.
Oh man, it's far.
What's in here though?
Is this where this slaughter cave was?
I think, yeah, I think so.
I could beat you, blood-soldier!
You're the badness!
Hellsweep!
Yeah, the game has, uh, soundtrack, of course.
motor and single player yeah I guess I never really played too much black desert
oh no this is the slaughter cave what's the other one then those grappling
moves are skill points you got to put in yeah into the grappling
sub-astic girl yeah for another hour
Wallenstein
okay what's this then not enough stamina
not enough stamina not enough stamina
wait this is nothing
Ah.
Nothing here.
Okay, Todd Howard wishes he could do this
What is this one of them rip stores or I think so well
Well, I long to the shifts over
Threat then or gift pay that comes. I'm getting a proper
Can I rest here I want to see daytime
Yes, we'll see it
I
Thought Howard could beat me in chess. Oh, I'm sure I'm sure he could
Right
Must your drop
I
We
Recommend this to an Elden Ring fan this game doesn't it might be open world like Elden Ring, but it does not play like Elden Ring
This plays more like dragons dogma. I suppose
Elden dog mother wild accurate while I haven't played rest of the wild there
RK I could do next time
Okay. Cool move. It's almost daytime. Nice. Collecting fruit flies. Yeah. Yeah.
I
Know there is assassinate no you can still now lost my opportunity
All right. Oh, yeah, you said RKO. Yeah, we could do RKO
These enemies don't have enough health to do the follow-up though they just die to an RKO.
I'm not sure you can bang in this game, probably not.
Nice flash dude, hope that was good.
You can do an RKO, yeah it's a grapple move in this game.
And giant swing.
Oh, mighty Solomon, oh, thank you for bestowing your grace upon one as unworthy as I.
Probably best if you don't stick around.
That, how, indeed, cursed those damn gold leafs?
Apologies, that horn splitter just gets under my skin.
Horn splitter?
The tyrannical gold leaf branch master.
You see, Shakatu was meant to lead the guilt.
with the horn splitter at the helm well he spells doom for all her nann i'm afraid
if shakatu let the guilt not share our magics oh we're doing all the main stuff now would they
keep introducing like new systems we're building a revolution go to shakatu shakatu
wait can i assassinate you wait let me try assassination
assassinate
All right, we'll go back. Oh my god, how much can I launch myself? Can you increase the length of the arm? I wonder
If you could increase the length of the arm, this would be very nice.
Yeah, you could fling so high.
Ah, shit.
There's right now, I'm just flinging off.
Oh, you can force palm there, okay.
I wonder if you can increase the length of the arm so you can grab bigger trees.
I mean that would be somewhere here right?
Winch.
Oh shit, nice.
That's really good.
Ambush.
Damn.
There's some real cool stuff here man.
Mmm, mmm.
So what do you get if you upgrade this?
I don't know.
Oh, it shows here because I'm dimmed.
Lock on the target and square twice to leap a great distance.
Oh, this turns into a grappling hook.
Well, you can swing like Spider-Man!
Oh my god!
Dude, give me this stuff!
Yeah!
now I can I think I can leap to like if I do this and press square or press or it
needs to be a target maybe a tree makes no difference wait they're only all you
needed to understand that I got damn it I need to increase my stamina if he
crosses the gold leaves we set him straight understood
why shuck it to even give a shit about some poxy outlander
yeah he carries it freely all right did it extend yeah you should get drops here
fight the fuck asked
Oh darn lads. We were looking for you anyway. The Traitmaster wants to see you. If you come quietly, there won't be any trouble.
the
state
share of
RKO!
Power Bomb!
For soup lakes I guess.
Enough!
My orders were that you'd be treated with respect.
I don't hold their X-Acts.
Go on now.
In a treacherous world, often the sword precedes words.
I thank forgiveness on their behalf.
I wonder who's making it so treacherous.
A pointed remark indeed. Such is the cost of doing business.
The metal makes the merchant.
Yeah, control is so far so wrong.
There are no misunderstandings.
Why were your men seeking me out to begin with?
to such consideration further offend you I was hoping to speak to you about our
branch master the horn splitter he manipulates the gold glies to commit
misdeeds to satisfy his own greed if we don't stop him now no one will be able
to stop in the future yeah I'm giving it a fair chance there were large is the
The intro to this game seems very long, like, so you get introduced to all the mechanics
and stuff.
Hold on, can I re-spec this as I can't use it anyways?
I gotta spend it on stamina.
What's my overall stamina anyways?
Can I see it?
How much stamina I actually have is stamina, stamina, and stamina.
Well, I leveled up my stamina now, so that's cool, go to inventory.
I have 160, I need 200 for Spider-Man's wing, or for Suction's wing or whatever.
I better speak quickly before we arouse suspicion.
Therefore, I have a request to make of you, Greyling.
Please, put an end to him.
Wait, is that a sword?
Boy, you're not.
I see you need further persuasion.
An artifact, perhaps.
Oh wait, you can use an axe.
The axe is way better.
...for its power, the root of all this chaos.
He is hunting them, so that none may stand again.
Ty, it's okay.
Don't get do, James.
Of course, I won't be leaving you empty-handed.
Okay.
Your efforts here will aid the people of her land and will certainly ingratiate you to the Marquis Circus.
A very generous man.
No, beckocks, no.
If my agents are to be trusted, he'll offer the Greymane's lands to rebuild.
Then, naturally, you would need a great deal of supplies.
What do you think?
It seems quite the mutually beneficial arrangement, wouldn't you say?
You're a natural merchant.
Take that as a compliment.
Alright.
Defeat horn splitter.
Alright, it's a boss fight, yeah.
the
drop should be working people reported they got like
meets to whatever in game is so it should be working
I have axe now
Nice knee finisher I like that one. Oh
The axe is brutal
Okay.
Good.
Good news.
Grab him and scream.
I died to my health, but you get so much stamina back by Peri.
Oh my gosh, shut up.
I never learned the clothesline, did I?
I don't think so.
Alright, this is the boss fire right here.
All further away.
Well, but all things be so bad.
There's a skill tree for an arm, yeah.
I got artifact gaben
Yeah, there's giant swing. There's hell sweet
The axe finishers are the best so far
Yep
Yeah, bit red on this game is thanks, it is.
Any move learned in this?
No?
new move you want to see suplex they
tend to not have enough health for it
There it is.
That me is so good.
I'm gonna give this game a fair chance
Like it has a very long intro
Oh, do you get instant that if you oh, can you then carry into Giants? Oh, you can
Sick you can parry into Giants way
right looting the bodies are a bit clunky
I'm trying to look really give me that thanks
No, not the flower, the body, thank you.
Oh, there's a boss fire right here.
Well, the Greymane that's been meddling in my affairs has saved me the trouble of seeking
him out.
You've been meddling with forbidden powers, and sounds expensive and all too appealing
to a match and
All right
You lost your one not that.
Prepare to stand before me.
You will not lose your life.
Oh, you can't suplex him.
No, I can take it.
Okay, nice.
Oh
A new move wait did I learn it do you have to press something there to learn it? I don't know
Oh my god
Is it hold L1? Oh yeah, because it's blue for the lantern I guess.
Oh my god!
Do the move! I want to learn it!
Oh my god.
Return to the battlefield.
Punish! Punish! Punish! Punish! Alright. Fuck no carry, I blocked that shit.
Okay, he's getting downloaded. Can I health sweep?
Aha evasive roll skill has been learned press circle while being hit to roll away and evade quickly
So greed
Is there a chip image?
I'm running out of heals!
Not really.
What?!
I don't need any more heals now.
He's downloaded.
Yeah
What is going on
What is it finisher? Oh
Okay
Well, I have a potion healing arms haven't formed any healing at all
Okay, they're late. Yeah, it's when you build up the stamina meter you can do a little finisher. I'm gonna die
Okay. I finished X-Carmia.
How many is it kind of impossible to lose this with so many of the gardens?
I have a hard time seeing what I can actually attack him.
He gets a lot of hyper armor.
Yeah, that's fine. We're killing him.
I play controller. You can play keyboard though.
My hellsweep!
Okay, you can't Q inputs.
Good lord.
Fair victory I have to say, yup.
the
lives and dies by the trust they foster but look at us now all we have
fostered yeah I should have just eaten some meat or oats man it is time I set
things right we will rebuild that trust and restore our good name I really
You gotta get new abilities and stuff.
And it's stamina.
Stamina.
It's just you can't do anything without the stamina upgrades.
Chapter 3.
howling hill
they definitely take getting used to i feel like i'm not really the guy to ask
about controls though considering I made it through the golfing games and I had no issue
but yeah no the controls definitely get me used to.
Yeah that's for a lot for sure.
Yeah, listen to me prattling on I
Have some information you've been waiting for
Someone calling himself a gray mane has been spotted in the alleys of vernan
Are you sure it is Torlar yeah the gold leaves
We only deal in trustworthy information there's no mistake and once you have a place to call home the guild will see you supplied
I like sword, thanks bro.
Thank you.
NA, thanks 25.
Oh, Abyss Gears.
See, now we got new stuff.
Abyss Gears are imbued with the energy of the Abyss.
They only manifest their true power when slotted into an unlocked equipment slot.
They improve your attributes for or unlock new skills.
your adventures, keep an eye out for individuals who specialize in abyss gears.
Oh, okay. Wait, so did I get an abyss gear? Oh, shit. Dolgotimer. I'm gonna go get the
dog in chat
Hold
Oh Roy.
Mmm.
Oh my.
Mmm.
the story so far you gotta find like your old band mates or whatever band mates
Um, hey, you, it's your new weapon, sword of the lord.
Hey, you.
Oh.
That's alright.
I would like something meaty though, you know.
But I don't know if that's actually in the game because you can see here if you go to skills
You can see here sword long there's long sword, I guess
Yeah, actually there is a long there is long so don't trust him there are difficulties in this game
It's got the two-hander
During the sponsored segment
No
Hey you yeah, there's some crazy stuff you can unlock but you need stamina for everything
I want to get a sword. How do I get a sword? I'm gonna go into town over there and check
behind me I'm an eldering sword wait did I get a red sword oh wait the bird is
sending me a message hold up
You find the security of the Abyss Gears, they're a fine manifestation of the Abyss
of volatile and dangerous power, wielding them will make the journey ahead much smoother.
However, fully mastering the power won't be easy, I'll guide you to someone who
can help.
So now they're introducing the Abyss Gears.
Let's see, you said I got another weapon?
Did I?
No.
Yeah!
Now we're talking.
How do you use the trees to catapult yourself?
Board blue bear, thank you.
You have to use the L3.
The hand.
Like this
And then just grab like wherever you want and then hold L2 for pulling and then you fish in with the right stick
Until it says bottom right high jump, then you press square
This looks like you can mine it
Minerals, Murray!
What's that pointer at 2 o'clock in the minimap?
Oh, that's the weather. It means it's good weather.
Right here. Like it's not hot or cold.
Oh, so now I actually have a great sword. This is awesome.
I'm pretty sure you can make it so it launches you further.
A lot of gameplay in this game is locked behind all of this.
I mean just look at this skill for example right?
This is literally Spider-Man slinging.
And there's so many so much movement and stuff that you need to unlock
So yeah, you need like that's why I want to give it a fair chance because
It's gonna take oh, it's gonna take a few hours to unlock this stuff and truly see what the movement and stuff is like right now
I can just run around like this
Sling Shaw trees I guess
So the rumors were true.
Yeah you don't make a character you play as Cliff.
What happened to your leg?
I think this game would have really fit if you made your own character.
Because there's a lot of role play stuff.
Scattered to the four winds after that night
But Andrew and Naira got blown back my way they'll be
Yeah, it seems like there is other characters playable ones. Yeah
Bleed bandits down right nasty puncture fruit
They love to pick fights come on that's not to get involved. I have the suplex and
You're as sharp as ever RKO. Yeah, there's some useful information as well
And you'd be surprised the gossip that finds its way back to the hovels
Anything on the marquee you mean marquee circus
later or two things the prime brother yeah you're right about that girls for
There's just so much like role play. Oh wait is that play that's the bell already did right speak with Markey first step three building
Are they gonna introduce like town building now or something? Oh?
My god, I'm in awe at the size of this lad
I've got orders to report every new face in town
That's just what trouble before
Well, Matt, Greymane.
Carry on.
Alright, let's get going.
Is he here?
The Marquis is inside. Please, follow me.
Alright, there's definitely weight behind the character, yeah.
My Lord, the Greymane have arrived.
Ah, Greymane, the savior of Hanan.
Marquis Circus.
Yes. Thank you for coming all the way here. I hear you handled things with the gold leaves.
Huh? There meddling in the market was a real headache that went on far too long. Our fair
city's burdens have been greatly eased thanks to you.
I was simply acting in the green man's interests.
Your honesty is admirable, but I tell you, I mean it from the bottom of my heart.
As a token of my gratitude, I'd like to offer your place to start-
Oh yeah, it's gonna be something like that.
Any thoughts on a suitable location?
We'll take what we can get.
Ha!
I thought you might say that.
I have already scouted a fitting campground.
Aphorjack, thank you ma'am, thank you.
I think this is like base building or something.
I wouldn't be surprised if...
this game has full-on base building.
Thanks, man. That's really not necessary
Please you're taking a huge weight off our shoulders
Right like this online has that we're not trouble for this town. Oh, it does. Oh sure King's horse begging for assistance that we couldn't give
You're our wit's end. So you went and dealt with him
So it's the least I could do wish I could do more
Appreciate the gesture
No gulag.
I need to go to that tower.
Might make a journey there.
Good.
All right there.
Where's my horse?
Horse.
up horse huh got your business to see to no I'm trying to summon my horse
hespia there we go
great name is this way yeah we have seen the crimson desert we have because in
that one of the early chapters you're up in the sky and you basically see like a
lot of the map and there is a crimson desert I want to use this great sort I
picked up long sort
climb the massive mountain now I should but I just want to get introduced
to all these like mechanics.
Yeah, Grounds.
they took down the home splits it
No, wait now then we can't follow this story
Wait, can I try my longsword here? Oh wait wait up. I want to try my longsword here. Let's go
Ooh, there's a lot of blood with this one.
Any cool finishers?
Ooh!
Oh
Like that
Where the guards helping me
Let's see, how did I do this?
Oh yeah, you could, if you get a perfect parry, you can do the insta-charge kick into Giant Swing.
Oh.
But, but, but, but...
My sword!
No!
The wrestler moves work with any weapon, yeah.
They're part of the base kit.
That horn splitter caused no small amount of trouble for this town.
Flock came to us begging for assistance that we couldn't give.
All right, I guess we'll, uh...
Got a bit of its end, so you went and dealt with him.
So it's the least I could do. Wish I could do more.
I appreciate the gesture.
Okay, the long sword is tight though. I didn't get to do too much, but, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a red longsword.
It's cool like that, you know.
Can we go faster, bro?
Thank god, Samlo, thank god.
You should be able to hype in comments.
There's more, everyone.
Faster!
Doesn't it just press the high button?
Uh, well, it's gonna go away in like 30 minutes anyways.
Handily took down the home splitter
Look at my huge stamina bar now damn all right
No guys, I don't have time I'm gonna fail the damn mission. Oh shit. Okay. Yeah, let's go listen brother
Let's go. I don't want to fail the mission again. Please let's just ignore them
Yeah brother
He's right there
This way let's go
That's really not necessary
Please
That horn splitter cause no small amount of trouble for this town
For King's sake in for assistance that we couldn't give
We were our wits end so you went and dealt with him
So it's the least I could do push I could do more you're impassive, but yeah, I'm just gonna run past
How's the game so far I'm stuck in an escort quest as I keep aggurring red bandits
Good all right there
kill all red bandits? yeah I was doing that the first time and then I failed because he
rode too far away
oh you're finding the nun?
Blazly enough. Isn't it? Fair weather. Easy livin'.
Not to mention, the kindest folks you'll ever meet.
And the Dillich. The same from all the bandits.
You know, as he crossed paths with them as well.
Leave, gunman.
Oh yes, because he died. He dies to the bandits, yeah.
There's more, baby. They've grown bolder, too.
Arrasing folks whenever they get the chance.
We patrol as best we can try to keep the townsfolk safe but we simply lack the manpower to do what the other guy gets.
Thanks for that. Again, thanks for the sub, bro. Thank you.
You're a shameful same, sir, before the man who single-handedly took down the horn splitter.
Okay, just move just go forward forward. Yes. Yes. Let's go no bleed bandits. Just go go
go go go go. Okay, it seems like the gold leads have turned a new leaf as well. This
fellow named Chakritu's been named the new branch master. From what I hear, seems to be quite the
competent leader. He's working tirelessly to restore the guild...
Mel Bennett's here, dude. And it's done wonders for the town's peace as well.
Glad to hear that.
He's a reasonable man. Shouldn't cause the town any more trouble.
Everyone in Hernandez grateful for your help.
The name was widely known, for being the direct recipient of your efforts, it leaves an impression.
Word is Shuckatoos rewarded you for your efforts as well.
Just a business arrangement.
Business arrangement, eh? Sounds like there's a story there.
Raccoons!
good deals. Marshal Midler's never got to light her on his feet since things settled
down. Do you know what the Marshal's doing at Harrowing Hill? Well I suppose he's getting
things set for your camp. Well I've probably got some workers to handle the heavy lifting.
He likely wants to thank you himself to save in an un-. I'm sure that goes for all
all those toilets that could strip your camp as well.
Isn't Shikaku the bat from Asin Turra?
Why are the whites bad? Isn't that like Shikaka or something?
Oh, we made it.
Oh, nice quiet little spot.
Yes.
don't need to worry about that. Oh, it's her again! I can't thank you enough. No. We're
the ones who should be thanking you. The Marquis insisted for everything to be provided. No
exceptions. Let me introduce... Dain. Dainian, okay. I'm surprised you haven't met before.
She is a guest of the Marquis.
A spot of troubles brought her here from...
Come on, Cliff! Don't be shy!
So, might I ask that she be allowed to stay here with you?
Yeah!
I can't think of a safer or more hidden location.
Marshall?
I'm happy to help with anything while I'm here.
Everything has been prepared.
Your need. You're our guest.
Thank you. I've other matters to see too, so I'll take my lead
Until next time
Okay
Wait, oh she uses the rapier as her primary weapon delivering swift lethal attacks to pierce through enemies weak points and press them instantly
Well, I can just play as her
Yeah, I'm holding up...yep.
I'm not sure.
She has some kind of grab.
So she has her own skill tree or no or?
yet oh my god she does what the fuck
she has a pistol
charge shot
shield toss
smiting strike here you can learn stuff but she doesn't use does she use the
same upgrade material a bizarre fact she does yeah what the fuck a lot of skills
are the same but they don't share skill point satellite he's not yet
Okay. Oh, you can't do main quest with them.
Well, I mean she doesn't have, she does have a grab. She does. I don't know what
it is, though. She can vault over people. Unarmed, leg sweep, scissor take down.
Oh, this is the same as he has, yeah.
Scissor kick?
Oh, sick kick, though.
Yeah.
What else does she have?
Charge shot.
This is like Marksman stuff.
Yes.
What else does she have?
sword flurry piercing lights fucking hell skewer
hmm uppercut oh launcher armed combat okay
evasive charge
Okay, smiting bolt.
What is that one?
Oh yeah, she has the stamina upgrades that I've already applied.
Yeah, she does.
Spinning... oh my god, what is this? Some Hurricane Rana?
Ray Mysterio stuff?
okay grappling she has her own grappling moves so she has throw she has the
hostage thing she has ladiot oh is the leg drop she has screwdriver is una drop
dude just back hang yes the same as she has aerial grab so you can launch and oh
my god
so she does have a grappling tree see this is why I'm pushing the main story
So we unlock this stuff
Random gear you find abilities are lockpicking and stuff. Yes. Yes, different like weapons. Yeah
Absolute justice greatsword
What
Do you like particle effects?
Is there like a quick travel here?
Surely there is, right?
No?
No, I... oh, there.
She's got the spear.
moveset yeah I think so actually no it's a different move set why are we
female there's different playable characters and they all have their own
skills and skill trees she has is Luna drop dude
And, she has a fucking great sword!
Oh! What?!
Hold up, I want to see her combat.
There's not even any bad guys here.
of
the race banner she can use this nature's grasp
Yep.
You're giving me that axe.
Yep.
You're giving me that axe.
BAM! She's a beast!
The beast thing is on, I never use HDR, I'm on ultra graphics and it's on quality, the
elicits.
That's what it is.
Now I'm supposed to like push the wagon and move the sacks, okay.
I will move the sacks over there.
I beat XCOM last night at 2AM, it was late, that final mission, Jesus Christ.
Okay, I did it. Now I gotta drive steaks and push wagon. Is this the... I can take a question
mark pickaxe oh okay you can mine take take yeah now I can mine those wall
things yeah you can't no you cannot
backwards no okay now I can push the
wagon in here so now they taught us
about mining. Uh...
Pams! Yeah, thank you dude, thank you. Is that it? Drive the stakes now.
Drive the stakes.
Find a mallet? I need a mallet. Okay.
That's a shovel.
You can uncover rare items buried on the ground. We're shell-equipped. Okay.
A mallet.
A mallet is a dry protruding structures.
Holy shit.
Give me that salt. Give me that candle.
Done?
Yep
Got TV with VRR and 120 Hertz should I v-sync get on or off a chat tell them
This is the game's way of introducing base building that you can mine and stuff.
Okay, done. Cool.
Any gore in this? Not really gore. It's bloody, but no gore.
doing favors help we can earn you extra inventory space cliff story okay I have
to switch now. Cliff is chilling with the goats. I've done arm wrestling. I have. It was one
of the first things I did in the game. So now they're gonna teach you to cook, X-Leer.
I'm really looking forward to playing this on my Intel Arc GPU.
Who's going to tell them?
Cooking!
You can cook as various utensils as ingredients, but finding recipes and co-acknowledging,
tablets for residual areas, you can prep meals that are sort of health and spirit.
Even without a recipe, you can experiment by freely selecting ingredients.
I got to cook clear soup
We just unlocked this second playable character buckus
Oh here clear soup
make max
how did I unlock the dodge on the boss I just pressed L1 when it was
happening okay I think I did the thing all right serve a feast for the
camp. Well we have a toroll or ogre or orc or thank you all.
Escort Marius to camp. Okay. There's a chest here
This is the supply chest. Yeah, so then I can just loot this stuff. I missed in combat
wait you have 90 inventory slots can I stash all the stuff I don't need here you cannot
store
There's a good spear there's a a pack
There's a mask oh
It provides the anonymous anonymity anonymity anonymity
Anonymity you need to commit violent acts against any civilian you encounter. Oh fuck yeah
oh this is a waypoint yes I'm this guy again because apparently he's the only
only one that can do like the main stuff. I want to get up there. Clip is alright. He's
Okay
Oh.
Devin?
Hi all that chat.
Crimson Desert Dev here.
I'm responsible for the UI design of Crimson Desert.
We're less.
We're making new changes to the UI and forthcoming updates within the next 48 hours.
Peace.
We're working on key mapping and controller mapping also.
Okay.
Nice.
I think that might be real Devin chat.
Oh, you're done, shi-
Oh!
Can I try my longsword? Let's go!
Okay, perfect parry...
Perfect parry into kick...
Oh, it's not Devin?
Oh, shit...
Poor?
Into giant swing!
Into river throw!
Fuck yeah.
I'm not so fond of Twitch people I made the account today ask.
I believe it's true, Devin.
I believe in true, Devin.
No!
Come here, tree.
Stand still.
I need to get up on this.
There's something here.
Oh, it's- Ah! What is this? The plague? My lantern is doing stuff. Thank you, dude.
Thank you Daniel, thank you.
Okay this is something I haven't learned I guess.
Is this a puzzle?
Abyss kid-asset.
Okay.
That was easy.
Now I'm outside the flowers. Don't kill me
All right, I'm just pumping that stamina man so I can unlock spider-man swinging
quite cliff it doesn't matter on these nice how much stamina do I have now I
have 180 I need one more I got to go all the way there is there a teleport let's
see this can I see the teleporters on the map
yeah there that's a teleporter yeah I need to find one here
There. Alright. This map is so big. This map is humongous. Like this is the part I've
done this stream right now and it just
it is humongous. Azolic, thanks for the 85. Alright, I guess I'll go in there.
You can fist the bump to three times. Oh yeah, right, right. So you can jump,
Fist, fist, fist and then you get some air, yeah, but it costs it costs the green flower
the spirit you died up there without knowing why yeah me too twice it's the
blue flower that kills you
What is this shiny thing?
Thank you crap, oh thank you.
That's the temperature, cheesy Marcus.
I'm playing with controller, yeah.
Works fine.
Okay, I'm gonna be a rascal.
Let me see so you can do this and then you can put
No, not the Glorepad. Didn't I take out the mask?
No
Tarnished ring
Tarnished Nicholas
whatever we keep we keep going a lot more of these systems until it mega
opens up
oh yeah this will restore your spirit yeah right yeah
This is a game of dense forest? Yeah, probably. Oh, is it in the weapons tab? Oh, okay. That's
why is there a mound? Oh yeah there is definitely
what things are finally starting to turn around
So what do you do with all the stuff you loot and you have it limited inventory though?
I couldn't stash like the putts and stuff.
Two riders can mount the horse.
Go on, man.
Dragon's Barber to finis I'm still like in the tutorial
Definitely bigger than it
On my ads already over
But like it's not fair to answer that because I'm not even six hours into this game.
right seems they're bringing in more outlanders after taking over palan
oh and nair and andrew went south to a counts estate
got a request to protect him some master stranger
uh
the counts being dodgy about the details this game has like uh
I guess a long intro how do I get up here in our game right as well
so they bolt it off without another word
Always bring it into action those two.
I guess I'll just ride up here
Because I want to get like past the intro of the game
And there's still just like they're introducing it
New stuff like I just got introduced to like camp for example
I'm going to get you.
I'm
Unbelievable the marquee gave us all this
Hi for removing a horn in his sight
Who's this? Oh look
Ross various Cliff
What happened to his leg? You're not hurt. Are you same as always?
Yeah, don't worry about me. How did you get here?
Word of spread everywhere that Cliff's back.
Hey! So it's true!
Ross has been ages, and you too, Cliff.
Marius!
What happened to your leg?
Black bears, wouldn't it?
Well, give them what's coming.
It happens.
I'm more than just my bloody leg, you know.
All right, you all keep making it fast.
Oh, I think you really should keep off it. I told you I'm fine.
Any word on the others?
Naira and Andrew went to escort some count. And word is, there's a grey mane locked up at Halseas.
I heard he got drunk and beat a priest half to death.
I really think one of us should go and look into it.
Set down.
Where do you think you're off to?
Don't you worry about it, Halcyus.
Can I sleep here?
I can, yeah.
This is located at Lost Comrades, regroup with them to bolster your ranks.
They'll prove to be an avaliable source of strength on your journey ahead.
Okay.
Oh, I gotta go a kilometer that way now?
Can we make it daytime?
Fourth time will work.
I can't sleep right now.
But it's 10 p.m. 9 10 10 10 24
Yeah, I checked the box you can't
Stash a lot of things
Look, so I have like these pots and plates and stuff.
I can't store it, it's like collectible.
Maybe it doesn't take up space.
I can't store, like, so what takes up space?
I can't store any of this.
None of this is actually storeable.
Oh yeah, at least.
Open the coin bags, right.
I would like that if you could just switch your time,
cause I wanted to play in daytime and
I'm not allowed to.
That's one of the main complaints, no storage system.
Okay.
So yeah, I mean, yeah.
now my corp is over yeah anyone check out the game on steam through the link
in chatter banner below thanks chat thank you
There we go.
Boom.
Ah.
Hey, you.
Ah.
Is there anything else on this?
No?
No, no, no.
Hey, you.
Not really.
Thank you, Pearl Abyss, and Crimson, for team again.
There is some talking points, but they kind of spoil a few things.
I don't want to say it.
Hey, you.
No, it was two hours or so.
I think you Serino. Alright, now I gotta travel in nighttime.
Hey, you.
Another victim.
Well. Hey, you. Well, yeah.
No, no the talking points weren't required they tend to be optional
They tend to be optionally, all right, I gotta go a kilometer that way
Yes, the kilometer
Hey you
night is very dark but maybe it's something to do with like RT like ray
tracing or something I mean I could turn off ray tracing and try
So, no, looks the same.
Looks the same, man.
Ray equals tracing.
Yeah, I'm not even sure this game has like HDR or whatever.
Hey, you.
I don't even need the Alices.
I'm still at 120.
Contrast? Uh, sure.
We could check this stuff.
Contrast.
Whoa. Um, let's not do that.
Alright GR is there but it's off.
Just meant to be dark, yeah
Yeah, let's um
Let's keep it at 50
You I
Mean I wouldn't like I don't really have a problem with it being so dark, but
The fact that I can't decide if I want to be in a daytime or nighttime
Hey, you. Hey, you. Pissed out. Thank you, everybody.
Audifuture Aurora, Azulvic, Hams, Boldig, you're QL at 136.
Thank you, man.
Ask him for chocolate. Can you take off your armor?
Uh, no. Well, you can, but she's still had clothes.
That'll be it.
You know?
Am I more of a bear or wolf, um, there's a singular dude chillin' here, you want this
smoke?
Well, you have to kick first
The driver has seen a lot of the dragons. No, I'm still doing like the
Tutorial or whatever I'm going kind of hard in the main quest because the game keeps introducing stuff
Oh wait, I can mine this maybe let's see left
Wefons
Here mine
Okay, what is this question mark it's epidote
Should we get a charge shot with your bow, you can mine with a bow.
Oh, okay, that's nice.
How to sprint, Joan?
Wait, did I just kill some- Wait, what?
Hello?
Oh, it's a Plotipus!
I got a Plotipus!
There you go, buddy.
game brightness? Oh, brightness. I didn't apply it.
Day time is gonna be like insane.
Yeah you jump while sprinting but you can't be pressing sprint at the same time when you
jump.
Not like that?
I'm sprinting and I'm jumping
It's weird
Yeah, I'm just gonna go back to 50 I think it's fine. It's all right
Look at that stamina bar now, beautiful.
Oh, any access to unauthorized areas requires one or two approaches.
You can try to slip past guards undetected or prepare the skies or permits so you may
may pass for unchallenged. Be warned, if you're caught while sneaky you'll be expelled from
the area immediately.
Uh...
It's almost like it's a weapon or something.
Oh, here. Yeah, alright.
sneaky with my lantern I mean I'm a lot in here right oh yeah walk 10 meters on a
rope yes is there a rope here
I'm not committing a crime oh wait the walls count as a rope they do I think I fail
I
It's a boggy shit see what is this game looks sick. Oh, this is crimson desert came out well, I guess technically yesterday
I'm just gonna sneak up here man
All right, I made it oh
Yeah walk 10 meters on a rope I can do it on this wall I guess
Does this count if I just walk towards this no
Can I go back and forth
Probably not. Okay, let's try this. No, Peljack. Here, I can do it here.
Don't mind me guys.
Ah, we did it!
Yes!
Whooo!
Ah, I don't think the graphics are bad, no.
I don't really pay super much attention to graphics.
Not enough materials for that stamina, okay.
What are they doing?
It's not a quiz, it's a challenge to unlock a skill point.
Sometimes you find those and in order to unlock the cube you have to do this specific
challenge is it in here
How am I supposed to investigate this?
Or as a glor-pat.
They're all mental here.
Hello?
Our neighbors to the east are not shy about their splendor.
Okay, I gotta wait, so I'm allowed to be here?
I'm definitely not allowed to be here.
What the fuck?
AHHHHHHH!
Have a fun, we slay everybody.
oh my god these guys are tanky or maybe my weapons are destroyed die
they can tank a soup likes
Oh my god.
get lost. Don't you dare come back. Let's go for a drink some time, badly.
This quest is impossible.
What? What?
Throw him out now.
of
BOOM!
SHHH!
you
You
I'm dead.
It makes me feel like I'm dead.
I'm dead.
then and then it makes a man flying as a limp cock
what is going on
of
the way
of
the
Can I have that cube?
Toad, come here, inventory full?
So, I guess I gotta like sell stuff in order to clear my inventory since there's no stash.
Please tell me I can open all of these.
Oh, thank god.
Nice.
Well, now I have one inventory slot.
Okay. There's groups you can create.
Yeah, like spiders.
Okay.
I need to sell some stuff, yeah, I have so much random shit.
It's kinda insane that there's no stash.
Apparently they're gonna add it later.
But in a game like this where it's so gigantic
and there's so many things to loot.
There's no stash?
I mean you have a stash but you can't stash stuff in there.
in the tab
I was just having a drink
I had some bastard to the next table over
fucking the gun was about the grey man's getting crossed by the black bears
well cross, go let that stand
and to teach him a proper lesson
yeah I gotta go sell stuff
how could I have known the old word to Alice, yes
or if there was some fucking many of them
the bastard just don't beweld me
dragged me off
I was MC alive?
I don't know.
Hit up every vendor you find most of them sell a cheap puzzle in inventory.
Oh.
Lambda makes 53, thank you.
Tiger 38, Jake makes 22.
I know he got this like power after he got his throat slit, but he didn't question any of it
Yeah, yeah, the crow and the old man.
We just don't have much info, exactly, it's true.
Oh.
Right.
Old lunatic should be off our arses by now.
Ugh.
Wait, there's like a shop here.
Oh, I'm gonna fail the mission and have to redo this.
Hold up, man. Just let me sell, alright?
Wait, this is no selling. This is... wait.
Buy?
What you mean buy? There's no one here!
doing favors to awful can earn you extra mentor space right what did I get you
Rich red die you can okay I think I just ate it or something I'm not sure I think I
learned it I don't know I guess you can die your arm real eventually you're not
coming with me I still got a good bit of drinking to catch up on think of all
them kegs that went undrunk while I was locked up let's go alizar it wasn't a
Merchant it was a trouble. Yeah, you're nice. Thank you, bro. I don't look him. Thanks 58 just daughter 56. Thank you guys
Speak with a Marius. We got to go back. Oh, I think I can maybe teleport there if it's Marius
Yeah, right environment. Yeah, look at this teleport
Don't worry so much, Marius.
Be sourced, too.
They'll be fine.
All right.
I'll be right back.
Marius.
This door's too...
They'll be fine.
Perhaps.
But still...
Marius.
Ah!
There's no need to stress.
Come on!
Our comrides are finding their way back.
You're overthinking as always.
We'll be off now.
Rest up.
Chin up, Marius.
Chin up!
Hey, lad.
Let's go.
Call on us if you need anything.
All right.
probably grass it's a little bit like dragon's dog now
Marius kind of what is it I've had no word from Nari or Andrew
count Grace's estate isn't that far from here but still nothing
It's not like them. I
Don't doubt their skill, but I can't shake this feeling
I'll look into it, but I'm sure they're fine hearing you just say it almost makes me believe it
Let's talk this out. Oh black bear. It's up in Walk Street. Whoa. So this is a new home
Yeah, I'm gonna remove the mask I just forgot
got. Who have you got there? I nabbed him looting a farmhouse on the radio. Seems he
was hunting us. I just got to him first. Get these fucking ropes off me. I'd kill
him if he wasn't worth some coin. Gonna collect his bounty and buy us all a real
nice meal how did you find this I could just cook a meal by the smell come on
we're finally reunited
go to the manor okay what I have two masks right
Pearl Abyss made this, Black Desert Online people, I believe.
Some rest of Red Bones in the last three hours.
Your camp gets invaded by Black Bears, they kill you, but you get like, you get like unkilled.
get saved by these two like magicians or something and now you're bringing your
bandmates together again
that's that's it right now that's really it
bit rate blue stuff
now it's definitely s1
luck you guys have blue stuff that's over there shut up pleb
What's the challenge for this one then?
down five enemies with a bow within 60 seconds. Okay.
It was not bad Chris. I'm just trying to get past like the intro. The game is has a long intro
cuz they gave this fucking massive
But there's definitely some odd design choices like no stash
But apparently they're gonna add it so
I've killed the first boss, yeah
What the fuck?
Okay.
Let me...
who wants a suplex?
There's a lot of purple portals here, but these guys are some, I don't know, some
ninja people.
Oh, is that an armor?
Can I use it?
No?
Alright, you!
So, what are these things on the map?
Is it above me?
Middle makes 49, smiley face.
No one made it over life.
I
Better check upstairs
Where's that oh yo English
Oh, yeah, I'm sure it's the best weapon in the game.
I don't even switch to it.
Wardrobe?
What?
What
It's a tough puzzle, only for true gamers.
seal but everyone's dead.
I don't know what it is upstairs.
Wait, what is this?
Secret painting?
What?
uh
What is this purple scroll
There's something here is it on you
Is it this?
What is that?
what is anything what happened here
it's the devil of the real vehicle thank you so much to you thank you
luckily the camp and the great man's gone away do you know where they went
I don't think you can do calm out in the first person there through the
window you have to hurry before it's too late okay but what about this purple
thing on the map what track down the target by illuminating the trail with
your lantern it could land and hold L1 to reveal trails okay no not right now
there's a purple thing here
Somewhere.
Must be like...
I mean, yeah, I got a basement key.
Uh-huh.
That's a good one.
Oh, huh.
Time for bit rate.
The video is character named Darkwood of the Alice Crimson Desert?
No, you don't make your own character, I'm Cliff.
committee for the 33 to 133 that is.
Yeah, I feel committed. I'm alright. It's crazy.
Okay, I'm getting stone logged by this damn purple scroll.
I think there's a basement, because I got a basement key.
It's gotta be in the basement, but I need to find the basement so I can loot the basement.
Oh, here.
Yeeeaaah.
how is this stealing okay I'm stealing this shit how do you steal
right okay it's not my house but everyone's dead you know so I mean yeah
I don't know where this basement is.
I got used to the key.
Screw it, let's go.
I'm not getting...
Oh, what's this?
No?
Where's the damn basement?
I'm still locked.
You know what?
The quest probably takes me to the basement.
I think it does.
It probably takes you there.
Yeah.
Yo, I ended my ass.
Well, I'm- I'm tutorial-ing, yeah.
Tutorial-ing.
I can steal the pumpkin?
But that's the forest
Shit there is red sand we've seen a crimson desert like when we saw like a big overview of the map
I
It wasn't me.
It did stay down, but I have done it.
Oh, no.
Don't touch me.
Stay there.
I told you to stay quiet.
Wait, is that a cube?
No.
I couldn't bear any harm.
The helmet?
It's like a glorp helmet.
Tell me you can see memories
Right, okay, so I'm trying to track this now it tells me to go out the window
Ow, okay, he go he goes down there and then he goes around there, okay
Oh now I see it. Okay, I didn't see it before I probably have to do the memory. Oh, this is the basement
Hold on I gotta enter this I've been here
Bitrate heaven
My god, hello
of
Okay.
Bone dying tutorial.
Okay, give me up. Oh my god
This is real flesh
Alright, come on then. Hit me. I'm gonna perfect parry into Giant Swing.
No? Hit me. Fuck. I messed up and I got punished.
I
Fucking tree move a
I beat excom last night I have your friend hostage but not much longer
Fuck, now I'm looting inventory full.
what what am i am i a servicer am i a waiter now what am i what am i doing with this
Okay, uh, track, track, track, wait, there's a new helmet here inventory, guess I'll open
some pouches you know I have to sell yeah this is crazy or this helmet though
what if it's cool and wow what the fuck is that
Well, I can't use it.
Then what's the- wait, what is this?
Oh, challenges.
Okay.
So, I picked up this Glorpel, man.
It's completely broken, can no longer serve.
Okay, it's just selling.
Okay, I see him.
Here, there.
There? In there, okay. Red Devil, come out!
Oh my god! Ow!
This one's pretty good.
Oh my god, enemies!
Fucking hell!
try dammit not for these story missions you can
fucking A
Don't die!
Quick, squirt me, mate!
Hey, Al, too much. I'm a bit concerned.
Why are you not playing with the lads and celebrating lads and quick dates and stupid mister?
I don't want your favorite streamer to be disconnected with his only friends.
Don't worry, there'll be more times.
We just have big drama right now, that's the problem.
The last situation is crazy.
We've gotta sort it out, you know?
The A.O.E. we don't ask crazy.
Wait, there's a pocket here.
Why is it this? I'm not living that again.
Hey, you!
Helldivers would be sick with lads, yeah.
Uh, this one.
Enjoy you!
both fight chain together we got to do I missed a key I probably can't fit in my
inventory anyways
I'll hold out, mini wizard.
I'm ordering you to kill him and bring me his corpse. Listen, we've come to offer protection
John crimson
Nice
You're so fearful, oh dear god.
You look as if you've seen a ghost.
Or is it perhaps Giddler that makes you tremble so?
Please, you are my own flesh and blood.
Pathetic, but such snivelling suits you perfectly.
My son!
You monster, I'll kill you!
You beg for death than I'd given this in time. All beside the demon!
Let me fight!
Oh, shit.
One after another. These interruptions do cease.
I'll take my leave.
What?
No!
But I'll be back to clean the new house.
And I know what the hell's going on.
We came to escort the Count.
Then that bastard appeared and killed everyone.
Andrew was... Andrew!
I want to boss my...
He's still breathing.
you stay here I'll deal with them oh yeah you two head to Harlan Hill Marius
should be waiting Andrew equals Andrew oh sorry
yeah play controller yeah track the devil
alright
I mean
I'm still doing like the intros, oh yeah shit, I have brightness up. I'm still doing like introduction to the game
They're still introducing things. This game is very big
There it goes, put this back to 50
But it's solid, oh I didn't apply it. It's solid for now. You got you definitely got to be patient though
I mean, I guess I could go just anywhere I wanted to but the game is in still introducing things oh
Wait, I saw there. I saw this tower in the beginning. I want to climb. Oh, is that crimson desert? There's nothing yellow up there
Dx, I saw bro, thank you.
Now we're getting to some different stuff, alright.
Still need to sell though.
What the fuck's going on over there? And what are you?
You can't even block this.
Okay, I don't know how to fight the big boys.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Let me kill the little adverts.
Thank you, alright.
What?
No, you can't parry, alright.
Very all right
There's I have a grab for these guys
Oh my god
Great red attack, okay. Yep. Yep. Yep
This guy's insane
Okay, don't commit.
Yeah, I...
Okay, don't over commit.
Yep.
No more ads.
Oh, good lord.
Okay, I killed him. Kill the rest now for challenge. Yes. Yes. No. Enemies. There's more.
Come here. Yes. No. Come back. Come back. Come back. Yes. Yes. Wait, read the devil?
Okay, we're fighting here
No, I don't shut up
Come back you little shit, where you where are you?
Fuck is happening
I don't know what true pain is yeah okay can you not spawn 50 ads
no
Scream
No
Please fall back here
Nobody's ads keep respawn
Okay, I guess I'm supposed to just fight him here
Oh my lord
Yeah, but
Oh
What is going on
I
Don't know
My healing damage that he just ditch and recovered
Yeah fuck this I'm out of here
I mean I was I did like a fifth of his health or something
There's another one here. I used all my healing. Okay, what's up?
No, I don't
Okay, let's run let's run I guess I
Mean he's easy. It's all the ads this phone, but we just follow this and we get there fuck it
I'm guessing I'm supposed to just run here
We're cube! There's a cube here! Let me loot the cube, please. Please. I need it for stamina, so I can unlock Spider-Man.
It's not give up! He just keeps spawning and disappearing. I think I'm just supposed to just run. I'm guessing. Is this a guess?
guess yeah I mean the trick the track places me oh shit bit rate heaven
yeah okay we see where he went now I'm not getting chased anymore oh I got that
they sort of do thank you bro
okay I did it
That's not bad, that's cool.
There's something here.
i'm trying to examine the altar
turning off the candles
okay
oh yeah
yeah
Yeah, um
Is this dent maxing
oh now I can loot it when I'm holding the lamp okay yeah do hold L1 a lot of
interaction you have to hold L1 you got to remember that otherwise it won't show up
All right, cool.
No, no, no, no, no, we're not going up there yet, we're going up there.
Defeat the devil of the reed fields, that's what we're doing, all right, let's do it.
I can sense his presence.
Devil of the reed fields!
I have come to claim your head.
You take such a pitiful life as mine.
Well, certainly not the first try.
My own mother and father made the first attempt.
That ledge fucked his way across the countryside in hopes of an error.
I thought he had to jump for it.
Yet when the plague overtook me and my youth,
my father saw me unfit for his noble name.
Okay, alright. I'll do it.
He's got any tricks?
now i'm chugging meat soup dude
Oh, I can learn this with staff.
Okay, one out of two.
When he does it again, I can learn it.
Nice hyper armor, dude.
What is happening?
I did I can barely see shit. I wonder what it looks like on stream
And you can attack this guy.
He's just like, edge slashing me.
Okay, you need to get a parry, I don't think you can damage him.
Or you can RKO him.
Yeah, you can RKO him right there.
Stop running, you fucking coward!
RKO, RKO, RKO!
Fuck!
I still have that flower to eat!
You'll do the slash so I can learn it or whatever.
Oh my god, I'm running.
I'm eating oats now.
They're right there, I could do a stab.
Do the slash!
Oh, he did it!
No, I was going to teach it!
I have no more healing.
Oh he did it! No, I was gonna teach it! I have no more healing. I'm throwing.
Thought. Yes. Okay, there it is.
Here's R1 after System of Charge stabbed for my follow-up attack. Alright, nice.
Hey!
What the fuck?
Okay.
Fuck, I dropped Parry in here.
You need to get a Parry. There.
What? Robbery!
You're there!
I'll still get my thought, okay.
I have pills, I have pills.
I can't fucking get back there!
What?
Very, very, very, very, very, very, long target.
Very, very, very, very.
Okay.
I
Without parrying he just teleports away every time
Mele me wait, what is he doing?
Mele me mele me mele me mele me
Fuck this
I don't suck okay, and then there's cheap damage
I'm pill maxing. Oh, yeah, maybe blinding works true. That's true
Well, I didn't give a fuck about the block Perry that was Perry
No, he doesn't care about the blind at all
Hyper aggression
Okay
It's fine. I'm just downloading now. It's just downloading. That's why I'm pill-maxing
It's okay like it's fine the fight's easy. I'm just downloading it
Okay, that doesn't work I learned to take right there
Okay, now it now is gonna die
had to test some stuff I'll just go let's go we try hey yellow you seem to have a
tough no nice easy easy I was reading the AGN review and I think their
journalist has a guide for this fight no do you know a link question mark
question mark that was just downloading he's fully downloaded now just Perry
and then be hyper aggressive it's gonna work
Watch this, watch this.
This is the wrong sword.
I don't want to use this sword.
I use this sword.
Wait, what if this sword is actually ass?
This is where your life ends
Okay, it's okay, it's all right.
I'm fishing for the ferry, I'm downloading.
That's fine.
It's okay.
It's all good.
You can learn.
Yeah, I did learn the other move.
Maybe I need to relearn that move.
Okay, now.
It's okay.
I
Okay, he's fine. It's fine. It's alright. It's alright. I missed, uh...
Oh my god! I'm not getting masspeed. I'm-I'm-I'm downloading, alright? I love to download.
allow the download that finisher is not worth it oh maybe it is no that finishers
is not worth it
Okay, all right, okay, okay, all right, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's okay, it's
It's alright, it's alright, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm
We can always go exploring, I'll get some cubes
The thing is, it's just hard to hit him.
He's just teleporting all over the place.
It's okay though.
It's downloading.
I have a question. Let's imagine a theoretical situation that this fight has depressed.
Now, I'm not saying that Hank is pressed, but just as a hypothetical, if you win the fight, will you become depressed?
Even parrying in this space doesn't give you anything.
Well, his stamina bars almost filled though. He's almost dead.
I'm not gonna chill.
Come on!
A final showdown.
It's war I'd still hand like a mule support me.
Die!
Helping such a creature claim to bear my noble blood!
You are not even alive!
Shuffle off this mortal toil and honor our dummy with your death!
There's nothing for cheap tricks.
What the fuck?
Huh
Just don't over-commit. Let him make mistakes.
As long as you don't over-commit it's fine and then take the opportunity.
Don't get greedy, don't get greedy, now punish him!
What?!
Fuck you!
No stamina. Back up, back up, back up.
Punish him.
Is he gonna continue? No?
Oh, here we go.
Fucking hell!
I
bet that
Okay, what's up?
I gotta learn that.
Do it again.
I wanna learn the move.
I can't kill you until I learn the move.
Do the move!
No, no, I can just hit him once and he's dead, I think.
Is that not the move? I didn't get the input for it.
Oh, you might need to be closer when he does it.
No?
When can I learn it? It only happens like sometimes
Yeah, I'm not getting it anymore
Fuck it
Maybe I kept it. It still says I can learn it though. It's not moved right there, but
Shit, that was bad. I should not get hit by that.
Okay.
Let me learn your move. Oh, what the fuck? That was something else.
I have no more healing. It's over.
What the fuck?
it's fine it's okay it's alright okay okay it's alright it's alright we've got pills
bro bring out your fucking sword
hell bette now don't overdo it
Okay, we got to step away from this shit
Oh, no I got punished shit, okay
Give me stamina back stamina management is key to everything
wait for him to make a mistake and then suplex his ass and then fucking die
because
Is he beaming me?
Oh my God, it's so over.
Did you say I used 8 pills and 120 healing items here, Kavis?
Jesus.
I mean, I could definitely just go and cook some heals, but I don't need to, I can just
download him.
you see me let's try sort him board
First face is so easy.
Oh!
Sick!
There's back grabs in this game.
I didn't know that.
Punish!
of
Oh my god, this sword is so much better than the two-hander.
Actually kills these in three hits.
Yeah, it kills it in three hits.
This is, like, way better.
Alright, time for fight, I'm ready.
I learned it, there we go.
if
someone's starting your way
Let me show you now
Good good a posture break build up
I
Oh, okay.
I got him though, no worries.
Why the fuck is your lantern out?
up now. Okay, he has an ad. Block that shit.
Attack it like it never attack never attack first never attack first because you get punished
immediately. Never attack first ever. Never attack first ever ever ever.
Okay.
I'll solve this!
I'll solve!
I-I-I-I-I-I!
No, yeah
Okay, don't attack you need your stamina for this
I'm dead. It's over. I have no stamina with stamina upgrades. This will be so easy
Like I even died from blocking because chip damage is chip damage in this game
There's chip damage in this game and that chip damage is fucking killing me
It's so over chat I'm dooming
Just dodge instead. Dodge instead. Just dodge instead. When he's trying to cook, just dodge.
Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Oooooooo.
Come on, you 1 more grab.
You gonna follow that up? Fuck.
Can I punish that? Can I attack? Can I? I'm attacking.
No, I attack equals the-
The second base is still gimmick dude.
The second, like, I do one attack, one attack, and I just get instant fucking deleted.
I've unlocked new tech. I've unlocked new tech chat. I got new tech. I have new tech.
I see his opening. I have a shedding gun.
Right there, he's open, every time!
of
now now now shut up and thanks and then we have this fucking gimmick face
But I have tech for second phase now.
I know what to do second phase.
Nice.
Solid tight.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, uh...
Come here, bitch.
Okay, cosmetic damage, I guess.
I
This time it will be different it has to be
Remember he's open after that
parrying dust jack shit in this face
I wonder if when he charges that up I could probably just suplex him yeah let's tank the
the red veins
post-medic shield
Alright, what is he-
Nice one.
I have a quick weapon.
I do one R1 and I get insta-deleted.
Don't attack, just don't attack.
Just don't attack. Wait for him.
Right there, I think I can grab him. If I'm quick enough.
Yeah! Okay, yeah. Yeah, okay, yeah.
I don't know what is up with the second face, but yeah
This second face it's just oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah.
Why are you pulling out your lantern?
The shield, shield!
I'm on tilt. No, I'm not on tilt. I'm fine. Don't spend the stamina now, there we go.
of
I don't even try to heal with that.
I
Fuck
Very greedy there should know that no this game is single player single
Fine, it's fine, it's alright. It's alright.
I just gotta like...
What the fuck?
Shit, bro, I-
One thing here is, when you resurrect like this, you won't have your weapon out.
So if you try to block the moment you rest, he'll pull out the lantern.
Weapon, weapon, weapon, weapon, weapon, weapon, weapon, weapon, weapon, weapon.
Thank you.
My lantern's on. Okay, how the fuck am I gonna deal damage here? I... I can't attack as I
get punished immediately. There must be some openings here. That doesn't reach at all.
there you can do this but now he's gonna counter me and I can dodge roll that I
guess
there's my lantern on go off no no yes okay it's fine
I'm just trying to figure out how to even damage him here I don't have to one
combo I can RKO him that's about it and then you break his posture then you'll
do a lot of damage though but it's all about
it's all about
yikes
Now I'm going to get chipped out.
I will not go and cook food.
It's very doable.
Right there I'm going to go the next time.
I mean, I could go cook a bunch of oats that like heal full health.
Hellvette, I need to rush up there, okay?
Don't attack more, he counters it.
Don't do anything else, and I was gonna counter.
Oh no, I got this.
And countered immediately.
Right there he's open the problem is now what is he gonna do now I have it no ass
Okay, let me cook. Let me- I think I got him this next time. I think I do. I think I do.
After this I'm gonna cook all the healing items in the fucking world. But I think I
got him. I think I got him. I got him this time. I actually got him. I actually got
I know what to do here
Sorry moments is cool. I'm like I'm doing the main story until they introduce all like most of the elements
Here it is this is this is the one yeah, see my soup legs
Yes, this is where your life ends!
This face can this face can this fucking
Wait, did I just... that was weird.
You just sprint it into it and it die.
Oh you can sprint into it and kill it, what the fuck?
You can actually just sprint into them and kill them.
Nice.
Tell them to cook.
You are quite a persistent war.
Can you ever felt the need for scarecrow's protection?
Where have someone stood in your way?
Oh, you can't grab him out of that!
Oh, that's good to know.
It's fine.
He dies.
This attempt anyways.
I'm not pressed or worried here.
Don't try stuff, don't try stuff. Do the bread and butter. Don't try stuff. Don't optimize the fucking shining wizard after the jab. Fuck it. Go for the easy bread and butter.
Okay. Can you not pull up the lantern after you rest?
it's okay it's okay just pull up play your shield please shield thank you
oh yikes
Okay, wait, okay, okay, okay, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, okay, he's gonna
pull out lantern now, it's fine, it's okay, it's okay.
Pull out your shield please.
Thank you.
All right, listen, listen.
Tell me to cook a beautiful dinner.
Oh, you little shit!
Fight like a wrestler!
and then you pull out the lantern why why do you pull out the lantern after a
rest I gotta remember that every time you rest every time you rest he's gonna
pull out the lantern because you you start sheathed you need to unsheath your
weapon then you can block every time so it's okay it's okay it's okay it's
alright it's alright yes you can go otherwise you can explore the world
is stronger and stuff but I'm doing the story missions until they like have
introduced most things. I don't need it. I don't need this shit. Allow me to cook.
Now it's big time cooking.
got launched. That's alright. Take a roll that shit.
I'm getting greedy.
I'm getting desperate.
After that parry, he looks stunned, but don't be fooled.
He will just power armor out of it if he feels like it.
Alright, that was bad. I could have punished that.
That was an easy punish right there.
Punish this.
Use your shield, brother.
Grab him out of that.
Don't let him cook.
lay yourself good don't be fooled by that he's gonna hyper armor yeah don't be
fooled don't be fooled
I'm cooking.
I'm cooking!
You have a fountain seat for scarecrow's protection?
Where have someone stood in your way?
Oh
what a glad you killed me man
thanks for three bucks
I could go and become like omega powerful of hell.
Don't- don't let chat press you.
Don't let chat press you.
You push the advantage!
OOS!
Fuck yes!
But losing Cupsie in no way.
Behind this masked lies unstoppable suffering.
Then I'll shatter it!
Okay!
You may kill this single form, but you cannot kill me here.
Stand and fight!
Oh, he's gonna run?
Okay, I actually really like doing this fight because I feel like I got the combat a lot
more now.
This was like the first test in this game.
I like it.
Check on Andrew's condition.
Fuck no, I'm climbing this hill.
Like right, right there, I realized that light attacks don't actually spend stamina.
Strong attacks, dude!
I probably realized it earlier, but not to that extent.
It was very important.
Did I not learn the skill? No, I think I did. Did I not? Maybe I didn't.
This game does have drops.
Yay
And I get some gloves really
Sunset read
But their trash well the I don't know
We're calm by satisfying but it never takes a while to get used to yeah I gotta go there
I gotta go there! I gotta go there!
I'm not really gonna climb there. This is how you get skill points, by the way. You gotta get these blue ones.
And then you can upgrade stamina and shit. And upgrading stamina is fucking key in the
beginning of this game it truly is nothing else matters get stamina if you
don't get any say stamina upgrades in the beginning then what the fuck are you
doing oh wait I think now that I got stamina yeah I can use this and I can
learn this
can I just...
oh...
okay how does this work we just we just got some whack shit dude
how does this work
Do I have enough stamina for it? I think I do. Stamina?
This is stamina? 200, yeah. Okay, how do you use this?
First things first, L3 to lock onto target, then square twice to leap a great distance.
Okay, so I could do this.
Okay, yeah, I can hook myself to stuff now, so that's really good.
Okay, then there's another thing.
This. Hold and release L3 to lock onto target, then square and R3.
What the fuck? Square and R3?
No, that was not it.
I was not it.
I don't know.
I need to check how you do this.
So Square and Arthur at the same time or what?
No, it shows right there.
Oh!
What the fuck?
Nice!
Yeah.
Worthy skill points spent.
Hmm.
Oh.
Okay.
nice yeah worthy skill points spent I'm climbing this shit why can't I sprint
and why is everything dark is the sun
low health? oh yeah I guess. I'm climbing this mountain. but now I can climb it easier.
I don't have HDR on, it's disabled, I can't even enable it.
So I could do this and then just square square.
That's cool.
Takes all my stamina of a fan.
I think there's a cube up there yeah okay but okay so I'm gonna well first we
can do this
This is not even gonna give me anywhere.
Well, worth it.
Worth it, I would say.
I was like, give me my damn cool sword.
Fuck.
Even though that other sword is way better.
sword is so much cooler. Cubes? There's cubes here? It's up there, it just keeps getting
further away
this climbing does not feel like that's trending now
violet and coa thanks for the resubs not just give me a me a me a me a me a me a
a sub
shove and then get on me down do you feeling glad you're red devils
full metal cheese come back from a week making singers till next come to
was good yeah finish next come to this morning
it was a brilliant game
brilliant I see it
Nice. I mean, I need to keep leveling stamina. Stamina is just- I guess it's not like the
most fun thing to level up, but it allows you to do all the fun things in the game.
enough I need three more Jesus Christ okay now what where am I it's like it's
like cold and shit up here I want to try that hedgehog roll again I don't
understand how you do it it's like you got a like r3 and and I do you get a
jump and swing oh yeah I need way more stamina for this I just
don't have enough stamina that's the thing I need a lot more stamina what's
the purpose of this well the thing is if you have more stamina you can swing more
but it drains all my stamina just to activate it so I'm going down into the
ocean well I'm not going into the ocean because I'm scared of kiroken but
there was stuff over here
of
Oh. Oops.
What? Is there a doggy? Oh, it's his foxes.
I mean imagine when you have a flying mount in this game Jesus.
You get more air if you grab the top of the tree, if you grab further down you go further.
Yeah, most often maybe. I'm going down here.
Oh, there's like a, there's a dude chillin here. What is this?
This is some kind of colter oh wait these are enemies yeah well my combat
experience has leveled up like crazy now right
Oh drop kick yes hold the triangle to launch your body forward and deliver
double kick that sends your enemy flying fucking
that's a lot of enemies yikes okay and I have no healing so I gotta I gotta be
careful hold on this is this is a bad area to be in oh my god the amount of
enemies here. Start killing brother.
I
Come here then
I'm climbing back up. I think I give up that easily.
The combat is really fun. And the thing is, the more shit you unlock, the better it gets.
That's why I want to give this game a fair chance.
At least like 2-3 days.
And then you unlock better movement and more stamina and then there's more shit you can
do.
It's a bit bare-bones in the beginning, like in terms of just comb out.
And there you go, that's true.
Don't aim at cars or cab and don't think guys jet-claim they export for it.
I'm gonna flatten this and get on the floor.
What?
Okay, pull out your weapon.
I-
No-
Let's see how you fare.
Yeah, I'm trying to get the f-
Great, I climbed all the way back up just to insta-die and I gotta revive checkpoint is-
Where the hell am I?
Give me a rev- are you guys up here?
Oh, I'm fuckin' revenge.
Did I kill the wee boss?
Yeah, but I used all my healing items for it.
I could go and cook more though, but I gotta find a camp.
Wait a minute! Where was that bandit camp?
are you guys up there? no, where were they? yeah, I killed the redevilos. wait, is it
this? No it ain't here but this is some other shit. What is this sound? Shut up. What is
this? Are you guys friendly? The Dancing Catfish Pirates? Yeah I'm gonna make you
dance for me shut up okay it's all good we got we got game plans
okay it's all good get some knowledge what the hell was that what is going on
What is that sound?
There's some giant ogre here or something?
Oh no, they're throwing bombs.
Play him out.
Oh, they're all running now?
I don't think so.
Come here.
Oh.
Well, now I can't loot this, but I should spawn in my support.
Well now I can't loot this, but I should spawn in my supply chest I guess.
Alright, I'm going down here.
Let's see, where is this stuff?
Yeah, there.
Tried the dope kit?
Yeah, sure.
I'm so sorry.
So, haven't really explored the water or anything in this game.
Man, all these question marks I can't loot because my inventory is full.
Is this a hedgehog?
Come here.
Aw, look at him.
Wow, that was...
Hiya, makes the water sick!
Shhh, forget it.
No, not into the river, not the hedgehog.
Alright, what is this area then?
I know there's blue here.
Uh...
Somewhere?
Oh, it's a waypoint!
Nice!
That's tight.
Hedgehog in Swedish. Eeeh, gell-coat.
Oh yeah, you can't dive in this game and it- it cause stamina to swim.
So you need a shit lot of stamina to- oh, you probably don't. I could probably go on the thing over.
Is this important? Pelt?
All right.
We'll go across here.
Am I even moving?
Oh
Dude this is the most
Fucking swim I
Swear if you drown here you could literally stretch out
come on okay thank you grace estate what is this I look at all the crabs yeah I
can eat him
wait okay it's a bunch of dudes here okay
That's a lot of dudes
What the fuck?
Oh my god, Walter Yutsu
I just knocked his shirt off his body.
You know what I mean.
You're not the only one so strong.
You're not just one of a kind.
You got me better than that, man!
I
Yay starfish I'm gonna eat it mom
Can you suplex of fools? Oh, yeah, they're suplexes. Yeah. Oh, was this a
Warfroach wonder if you can find like legendary weapons like in golfing by just exploring
I was like shirts and stuff here
My inventory is full. Inventory is full. Inventory is full.
Anything cool in here?
Wait, what the fuck? Oh, okay.
Yeah, that's a lot of archers.
Oh my god, that's a lot of archers. I've used eye frames.
What have you seen the position you're in give me your helmet is a cool helmet
I can knock you down in seconds!
Um...
Oh! Oh!
Wait, I think this guy is a bounty.
This guy's a bounty.
Where do I turn him in?
Oh my god, look at all this treasure!
Why did it all go wrong?
Inventorious fall!
Oh!
Can you discard?
Yes.
Discard.
Wait, this axe is really good.
What the hell?
Wind Slash!
Wait, oh, no sort of the Lord is okay. Yeah, the sort of the Lord is really good. That's that one. Yeah
bitch I
Don't know man. I really got to go sell some shit
Okay, give me this question mark the question mark
Give me the the question mark ah
water bottle of the agonized
reed devil minions low-fowl inventory is full
the hell is this bullets what is this axe
Okay, this oak breaker the scarred the scarred I
Don't know if it sells for a bit
Utanumian letter utanium leather
Yeah, yeah first person is the way to loot except I can't enter it here for some reason question mark
No question mark. Okay. What about the chest?
Oak Breaker chest.
Why does OO got wrong?
Hmm.
Wait, this has an exclamation mark on it.
Why does OO got wrong?
Okay.
What is that?
Cool.
Hector's playtelm.
Hey, daze immunity!
Okay, I'm a fish now.
Hey, this is cool.
You can go and find gear like this.
I like it.
I'm learning something apparently.
Unreal terrace, thanks for the prom by the way.
There's a sword there.
Oh yeah, see sword.
Oh, check out this.
All right, so what is
Are you are you okay? What is that? Glendmore sword. Glendmore.
It's trash. It's a mega trash of hell.
Do not loot these gold bars.
Yo, give me more of this helmet.
What was this?
A crewed blue ring.
Hey, static, thank you man.
Okay, I guess I have another ring.
Anything else that's cool here?
Hey, this is sick though.
How the hell am I supposed to bring this guy with me though?
I'm gonna drown him.
I mean, I could kill him.
There's a spear here.
It's probably a-
Question mark. Inventories.
Spear. Where is it not?
All fishing! Okay, equip fishing rod and you can equip fishing rod and aim at the one on L2.
You can catch every fish from common to rare ones, which primarily serve as cooking ingredients for storing health.
Using a high-performance fishing rod will allow you to fish more efficiently.
Alright.
I have fish here, man.
Is that dynamite?
That's high-purity gunpowder.
Okay, man, I gotta, like, bring you with me or some shit, but I think you're, like, glitched or something?
I can't carry you anymore. I think I glitched him when I shot him and he landed on his
knees. Well, sorry brother. Throw him in my box. I can't pick him up. I can't even grab
him. Alright, we're good. Amen, Tori's full. I'm gonna have an aneurysm. Yeah, I'm sure
these pain things are very important to keep. Oh my god. Are you... Let me loot the pirate,
Okay, please. Thank you.
Okay, I got some kind of gear for it.
It says behind my camera, I have 14.
Yeah, I want to find more of this fish gear.
Maybe it's around the coast over here.
Once you read, learn, post, or as if you could still do the actual document.
Ah, okay, you can do that.
That's nice.
Oh, was that?
Oh, probably a crab.
That's a roach.
Wait, what about the ship over there?
Wait, there's a cave up there.
Or is it just...
it's shadow on a rock. Anyone over to find that tent with a stash box in the
beginning? I'm gonna save you a lot of time, incredible. You cannot stash items
in that box. There is no stash box in this game. You have to sell. It's pretty
whack yeah but apparently they're gonna patch in this dash
yo I'm getting to that shit
is this still tutorial off I mean it's still like I still discover like new
systems then with the more I do the story wait there is something up here
any legendaries question mark I'll turn it epic wait this looks like a good a
A becker dagger.
Suit the moon around shield and inventory is full.
Sells for 35.
Okay.
This can just be purchased.
Why do I have a random saw? This is not being used for anything.
Yo, give me this shield.
I have a better shield now.
wait you can do a wheeled what the fuck well I knew you could do a wheel but I
know you could do it like that
oh shit what the fuck
yeah I saw it in the skill tree I thought it was something you'll unlock
later I didn't realize we just do this yeah I got the Sidman shield five and
it's level two okay it's way better than my shitty ass shield but that means you
could do a wheeled access wait this is do a wheeled oh shit that's fucking
tight I I'm pretty sure I could get to that ship if I slingshot from there or
maybe I could just know there's no way I can fly from here cost them and I
doesn't it yeah I cost them and I to do it I would need to slingshot myself and
And then I could make it.
Throw shit away that's...
Oh fuck, I'm gonna...
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding? Okay.
Yeah, I got an upgrade flight and skill tree. I can do that.
I'm going to that ship. I'm not going to bed until I get to that ship.
But now I gotta make this damn swim again
Yeah, it's very jello
Yeah, close this
I'm running around. Oh shit, are you kidding me? I can't make that swim. I'm gonna die.
Hey, how's the Romer? That's 50. There's another fishing rod here. Wait, what if this
This one's question mark so it's better. It's not though.
Yeah, we're gonna fish but not here. That's not immersive.
We're getting to the pirate ship.
How am I- I can't make it over here. My swimming is soy.
of
all high
of
Why is the camera so zoomed in here?
Oh, you can do the people's elbow if you press grab when they're down sick
What I bigger
Enemies give this like gear icon
Look behind my camera. Oh, and then it disappeared. That's okay. Well, it's up there
It gives you like this gear icon. I don't know you use it for something I guess
Wait a minute a waterfall
There's so easy to get distracted in this game it's insane
No treasure here
That's crazy.
There's no cave, no.
Yep.
We're going to the pirate ship, that's what we're doing.
I'm getting to that damn ship, I want to see if it's something.
At least there's no Kraken.
Okay, Swing please, Jesus.
There is it, because this game's way of killing you if you swim too far is just draining
you're standing up where video had giga massive whale in the open sea that's like a server
white raid wait what you might be able to upgrade it comes to us maybe bro
Johnny Crimson, come on.
Zoom.
Sir, sir Matheson thinks of the prom bro
In six days and limits DLC. Oh, yeah, right
What is this this looks important
I can't chop it.
What the fuck?
Why is it moving like that?
That's creepy.
Is it Kroken?
is it krolken that is weird maybe you just need a better pickaxe I guess
I have a regular pickaxe, but yeah.
The game tells you if you have the spell where you can lift heavy stuff.
No, no, I'm not distracted. I'm going to the pirate ship.
I'm pirate shipping. Wait, the fisherman's guild is here.
Hey, that's cool.
Uh, game's fun.
The controls definitely take some time to get used to.
No doubt.
Well, I could probably sell stuff in this village here, right?
If you want to talk, find a queen.
Don't get it.
There is no difficulty option in this game.
Okay, that question mark might be a store.
This looks like there's stores here.
Yeah, yo.
Can we trade and stuff?
sell okay what can I sell are you know I'm just selling all this shit hey this
song banks an empty book
okay this is alchemy material do you not want to sell that what about this epic
sword dude 11 11 yeah what about these so can you sell the posters yeah
probably fuck it they take up inventory space
Oh my god, I'm freeing up inventory.
Maybe I shouldn't have sold the broom.
But I can probably find another broom easily, right?
Oh my god, my inventory is so much better.
Crazy how that works.
this shitty ass sword and this shitty ass dagger and this okay can't sell the
palates apparently can't sell the letters I think we're good
okay so oh looking acts cool yeah cut down trees for timber of our source for
crafting and upgrading gear. High grade axes will increase your gathering speed.
Okay, so you need that. I actually don't know how to upgrade gear yet, so you need
a logging axe for that. Wait, this is used for flattening the ground? I'm buying
a logging axe. Oh my god. Okay, that wasn't that expensive. I'll buy a hoe. See you tomorrow.
level up and they chill man yeah I've already sold my shit blue dress this is
like decoration for yeah I mean you can definitely build your own house in this
like all this decoration and stuff I'm out of here that was cool though so
So you're like a meat store?
A full belly of meat is an adventurous dream!
Oh bag! Oh bag is an extreme inventory slot!
Oooooooh! Okay.
I'm just scanning all these items like it's a measure of prime.
Nice.
Welcome to Bison.
Oh set aside the best cuts for your next visit.
Okay, so you got to visit all the shops so you can buy inventory space
Just got some new wears in
Name it and I'll fetch it for you small bag inventory provides a hand in room for one extra item
All right one smoke
Okay, what are these scrolls on the map are they like recipes or they just lower? What is this?
What the fuck?
Dude, can you not climb on every single thing?
Hi, um, do you happen to have a recipe?
Oh wait, battered fish!
Yoinkies!
Nice!
Cool.
Something wrong?
Battered fish!
Can I learn it again?
Well, filling my inventory with useless stuff.
Okay.
Sell the recipe for good money.
She's not a shop though. Maybe I can sell it to the meat lady.
Leon. Oh, it actually does sell for good money! Damn! What the fuck? That's a silver. That was crazy.
Wow.
I gotta get to that ship we're doing it right now live
what I think about the game oh it's funny it's actually getting somewhat
addicting now those insects are for alchemy I gotta save them for crimson
desert too because now it feels like the game is starting to open up a bit oh
yeah I have a cube how many hours I've played around eight hours ish dude I
want to get more stamina but there could be other cool stuff I mean you have
armed combat or evasive slash you have there's so many of these things that
would help me in that boss fight oh you can switch between primary secondary
weapons here nice and you can dodge backwards with that hey that's cool
Can I get more stamina? No.
What about flying? Flights.
But it costs 50 stamina per second.
I don't see more of it. What is this? Aerial roll.
I don't see more of it. What about this?
In-view element.
Frostmantel. Mystical storage.
Oh, you can steal with telekinesis.
Okay.
More health? Is that this?
No, this is more spirit, so you can execute better skills and all that.
Wow, you can chop trees with this? God damn.
Penetrate the target.
The Vine Force Palm? What the fuck?
Oh, you can channel into downward strike, okay.
Double jump?
Wait, I can buy this. I can buy double jump.
Mm-hmm.
What is this?
Perry dodge.
Wait, I actually don't have dodge unlocked.
And then there's counter attack right before being hit to interrupt the enemy attack. Oh my god
There's so many things you can just unlock before you fight any boss at all
Should probably unlock dodge
Yeah, now we have a dodge that's great
This double jump seems great maybe
yeah that could be good what you're in sick there's double jump nature snare
okay that's about one nature's echo hmm I mean I just spent all my skill points
in the wrestling moves that was the first thing I did man alright now we got a
double jump holy shit god damn it doesn't even cost any stamina
woohoo
our graphics sitting off it's on uh epic or whatever ultra ultra and i'm not
using any dialysis
Wait, did it call spirit?
Well spirit you can just like gather like Naruto.
This game is getting really addicting now, I like it.
You know I turned it off, not unless you see it and I'm still just stuck on 120 frames.
Damn, you guys are chilling here, huh?
The exploration is very addicting and just unlocking new moves.
The game has indeed got him better, yeah, I think so.
Okay, I'm going out to that boat. It's probably not gonna work.
And I'm gonna die.
Save. I'm gonna make a save here in case I mess up.
Yeah, I'm not making that, that's not even close.
I need like a better flight than more stamina to do that.
There is no chance I'm making that.
I mean, even if I get there, can I, is there a ladder I could climb?
Like, I'm gonna be completely out of stamina.
Aim higher.
It's just gonna give me more height, which, and not so much, like, forwardness, I think.
It's not even close.
It's just death.
What is that floating?
Oh.
There's like stuff floating here.
Wait, are those mines?
I think those are mines.
There's mines there!
That made a save.
I figured that would happen.
Why, there's a bunch of tiny boats!
Oh!
Yeah, I mean, maybe we could just jump on.
I don't think you can use boats.
Wait, there's no way!
Well, I really didn't think you could do that in this.
I
They're fucking shooting at me yo chill
Hello, oh shit you guys are enemies. Um, oh this is awkward
forward. Wait, you guys have the same helmet as me! Friends! My ship now! My ship! My ship!
This one's done for!
Oh, this guy's like too big to throw, I guess.
Never mind.
My... SHIT!
Aw, that would have been so sick.
Fuck!
Why am I locking Target on the guy under me?
What the fuck?
Pretty you killed me I got distracted
Fucking hell
He's stealth you can yeah, I'll go back. Maybe I can get fish armor there or something
Of course I got to blame something for dying. It's not I never make mistakes
of
I've been coming, so it's beating the shit out of you.
Shut up.
There's a dog on the ship.
No, not the dog!
Don't target the dog!
Stop targeting it!
Wait, the dog is evil.
There's no evil dogs!
There's evil owners!
Die!
This evil owners die
Fuck just happened
What is happening?
Oh my god and I'm dying again.
I need to make healing items.
I don't know why I didn't cook any in the damn town.
I can't heal, but I need to like, cook healing items for it.
I don't have any.
I don't need any though.
It's okay.
I got it now, that was just washed.
I'm gonna be smart now.
That was very washed.
How's the game so far? It's fun. It starts off like very slow, but now I
Feel like it's definitely opened up a bit. I'm just running around doing shit now
But it's fun. I like it actually
It's good all a bit jank fun
Look at all the enemies on this ship. Jesus Christ.
Fucking hell, I can't see anything.
Don't commit to my ass fuck I really need to get some healing this is brutal
Calling you bad would be unfair. How about you shut your mouth? I'm under the deck and I can't see anything
I
What is happening okay? Yeah, it's Bristol mania here
You've owned
Hey, that might be a better bow a war spike bow
There must be some epic loot on this shit
Well according to the map there's still more dudes here
John Cena vs. Carlito cool title match 2005
Well sword I just got what is that?
It's fucking trash but it sells for a lot
What, but I was blocking! Nooo! But I was blocking!
Ohhhh. Yeah, the chip damage fucking killed me, and I'm back here, and I'll...
It's gonna be a vessel mania on this ship this time spam vessel mania because it's insane aoe damage
Yeah, after this I'm making insane healing items
I lie I cheat I steal I lie I cheat I see
now I'm winning this is big-time win here
no
all right boys this time it will be different it has to be
I
Bristle mania
Bristle what the fuck bristle mania
Bristle I get up here get up here get up here
You tell me
What are the dog is damn door in the damn dog
I
This guy doesn't even know what's going on
This is dead comrades over here
No, not this time
What up, there am, yeah this game is getting addicting.
I want to assassinate.
Hi.
No, let's not throw, don't throw.
Okay, I think that's all of them then. There must be something secret here, something like
fish armor. Oh fuck, I think there's a boss in here.
Oh
What is this?
Pirate King hat
Detect treasure oh shit all right
anything else more it doesn't seem like I can loot anything else no there's
nothing there's more enemies here though and also there's like a star I feel like
I think that was a boss icon, maybe it never was.
and
I should remind you I'm a professional. Let's make this fast.
Hello? I can't run this game sometimes dude I swear.
But that's because I was holding it like block on his targeting though
Fucking a man
I
Can't see anything yeah, fuck yeah
I can't see do I have my pirate. Oh, I do you know what I have my pirate hat. I'm fucking happy
I'm out of this. This place sucks.
Can you teleport to stuff? Um...
Did I get a waypoint here? I don't remember.
There must be a waypoint around here.
Oh, what is- aww.
Listen, I'm gonna go into- I'm gonna row into town, make some food, and then I'm coming
back, alright?
Yes.
At this point this game kind of feels like a more refined and golfing in a way.
Holy speed.
Dark sea where they turn that loop gobbett big 70, thank you.
It's been fun man.
Right now I've just been doing whatever I come across.
The smell.
There must be a cooking place here. What has happened? No
Stop trying to roll jumping and rowing the bow it is the same button, and I'm trying to jump on the
Okay, why do I need to jump?
How can I cook
Let me cook. Yes. Yes. Yes. And I got a pirate hat. The pirate hat actually suits him.
yes fuck yes not enough materials oh shit I might need to buy some oh hey I
could fish I guess
man do I really have to commit to fishing I'm not like we've tried fishing in
this game yet so might as well it's the first time for anything for
everything for whatever
small bag nice shitting squid what about the rice but thank you sure you do
one a M stream again but I just want to clear the ship let me let me clear the
ship every legendary yeah there's fishing in this
is even a chest here but I can't loot I can't but no it's steel though okay how
How do you fish? You go here, you go to your weapons and you equip fishing rod and then
You...
You are one and you shrimp.
Catch.
Catch?
Catch.
Shhh.
Catch.
Aim like bow?
Oh! Shit, I'm dinting. Alright.
I
Yeah
Did I get something I don't know
The fishing line snapped are forgetting caught in an obstacle
The shrimp Ryra see it I am a Mario. Yeah, I am
Damn. The exploration is getting very addicting and just like unlocking new moves and shit,
but you do that by exploring. I think that means I got bait. It snapped after getting
caught in an obstacle. What the fuck? I suck at this fishing thing. I'm gonna go
go buy some meat and cook that, that's easier.
Is she open during nighttime?
There you are. Wow. 24-7 shop here.
A full belly of meat is an adventurous dream.
I mean, yeah, I could buy a bunch of this. I'm a Max.
Wait what one and a half silver? I have 24 silver. It's worth it. Fuck it
This is worth it dude we can cook meat for days
You won't spoil, surely.
Chad never cooks me in Garfield.
Yeah, now we can grill stuff and this is a lot of health.
Fuck yeah.
Field grill cooking, grilled cooking. Is that better? Yeah, it gives you like resistance and stuff.
Make... max.
What do you mean I can only make one?
What?
Wait, what?
Okay, so you need 10 or two of those.
I don't fucking know, man.
Yeah, it costs 10 meat, yeah.
I can skip this, nice.
I'm not making a lot of stuff here.
You need to update your graphics driver for Among Us?
Yeah, this grilled stuff seems pretty bad, but at least I got something now.
Now I'm gonna wait until daytime.
You've rested enough? What do you mean? I've been swimming across the...
and my boat isn't here that's you know that's
It's fun, Kinso.
The thing is, the game starts slow and it introduces systems and stuff and it takes a while.
And then it starts opening up and when you understand how it works, it's...
Yeah, it's fun.
Definitely a bit jank sometimes, especially the cameras going all over the place sometimes.
I'm trying to find a boat like that again was that like some secret boat I had or what
I guess so
Wait there's a boat here I can't see it's so dark no it's a rock nice
Row the rock. Yeah, I mean, I know where the boat is. It's over here. What I really don't
like is that you cannot switch to daytime whenever you want to.
How am I running that fast? I'm just tapping X dude.
I don't use HDR, it's not on.
You can sleep, yeah, but only if your character is too tired.
And so I can't do it now because apparently he doesn't feel tired enough.
It's turning morning now though so it's fine.
Sleep is the same thing as weight it seems like, yeah.
But this is the secret boat you can use though to get to the ship.
see anything. Yeah, not a list, but you can't pick the hours because the character is not
It's hard to know.
Unfortunately.
I enjoyed your death.
I don't want to kill the dog.
We can swim Kenny.
Oh, hi.
Oh
Bristol might ass
Hey, he gets hyper armor this guy
I
Calm I come to you come then he come
How are you still standing
you're still alive oh this guy's a boss I see it on the mini-map he's like a mini
boss that's why he feels so much damage
Okay, no fucking ads here.
I wish I could see this guy's health, while he's dead.
The singing catfish vice captain.
Copped by an iron cloth.
How's it?
Come here.
Get outta here.
Wait, they actually swim?
Oh, I'm beaming.
Oh, no, he gave up.
I
Did you throw a bomber
Okay, was there any mega treasure I like missed here
Goddamn fishing rod.
War Spike bow is 12.
Oh yeah, it is a better bow I found over there.
Cool.
Oh yeah, I guess my pirate hide would sense it if there was treasure here.
That's a good point, yeah.
It would just know.
Oh, it's rainy! I've never seen rain in this game. It's the first time.
Bizarre, thank you bro. Thank you.
I
Man, I imagine if you saw like a crock in the distance
There's some poor dude still alive
When I press square!
Weeeeeeeeeee!
Oh my god! Jesus!
Cool. So where are we on the map? Yep.
We've actually seen a pretty big part, but God, never mind.
It's insane how big this game is.
Wait, it said mount on the map? Wait, mount what?
I mean like you mean the um you can't drive this ship can you nah that's too much even
for Crimson Desert.
It takes a while getting used to salad yeah they're definitely interesting.
What if I just like, boat into the ocean?
Is there actual pelting?
Oh yeah, I can't boat anymore.
It doesn't let- no way I can.
That was weird.
This is terrifying, I don't know why I'm doing this.
Hey Code Zero, thank you for giving me a lovely terrorist sub, thank you.
You can't have died in this game.
You can barely swim because it drains all your...
is that a lighthouse yeah ray tracing is on me oh why did I go under the water
almost let's scare the shit out of me I hate this game
yeah my heart just sank along with that boat almost
is there anything out there hello where there's an island in front of me
Oh, he's doing it again! Why am I sinking?
My fucking boat bro! No, come back!
What is going on?
Kenoken is here! Go!
Wait, what the fuck is happening here?
Am I not supposed to- okay, don't accelerate, that's what it happens.
It's America!
AHH!
Cannot enter this...
What the fuck?!
AHHHHH!
WHOA!
Shit!
Huh!
Oh, my heart!
Ugh.
Blue whale knowledge acquired.
Fuck me.
Wait so I was I think I was over there
Yeah, I think so, but I wasn't allowed to go there. Oh
My god my heart
No, I got anyways it's fucking late it's fucking late chest like 1 a.m. I gotta walk the dog
It's not that far away.
Oh my god, my heart.
Want me to get still alive?
Oh, we're fucking good then.
Yeah, we play more.
We're good.
No soup lakes.
I'm going up there so I can get skill points.
Lance and Cabin, oh, there's a bunch of dudes here.
Wait a minute, how am I supposed to... Jesus Christ.
Hey you, McLouis, alien ass, alien ass, thanks for the one year man.
Yeah I tried double jumping but it just brought out the wings instead, it's the same button.
Flaming 62 is your 30th birthday dude? Welcome to the 30s brother. I'll be after your birthday, man
Yes
An unreachable end they said.
Hey, you.
Oh, what is that castle?
What is that mountain?
What is that?
Oh my god, look at all the blue.
All the skill points.
What was I getting?
There was like something important shit I was looking at probably stamina I
Got the dodge already the dodge was
Or was the dodge I remember
there's the dodge yeah they also have the parry
l1 right before being hit to precisely block an enemy attack wait so i haven't
been parrying and what the hell have i been doing then how has how have i not
been parrying
i guess i've been deflecting or something yeah
uh oh that seems pretty important man but all this exploration stuff that every year this artifact
so many but yeah you kind of want to get these like base things i guess
so we can parry there's also a counter that's cool
pirate king
You can't really double jump when you jump out something like that.
No, he just activates the wings immediately.
HELLOOOOOO!
Oops.
Oh shit, they're following me down here.
Yeah, sure, whatever, man.
No! Not me!
Yep.
What the fuck?
I'll help you.
Alright.
Look at all the enemies on the map, there's so many.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever
What's going on? Can set up what you went wrong?
You don't need to watch that.
Let's do this!
Did that tree just get knocked?
Okay.
What's going on, dad?
What's going on? Can set up what you went wrong?
You better not die!
The AoE on the wrestling is too good.
Look at this shit!
Jesus, everything just dies when you use it.
Artifact!
Oh yeah, you get some abyss artifacts when you fight certain enemies.
That's cool.
What the fuck?
Come here.
You get them with a bar on the left on your map.
Oh, that's like an XP meter.
Oh, thanks.
uh
what are you
yeah
nothing wrong
I'm sorry for this um
No?
cool
I like the game, yeah it's fun. It starts off like very slow but when you figure out
like kind of how the combat works and the somewhat janky controls, yeah it's fun and
the exploration is pretty crazy.
I'll probably bring this beer so I was listening to toxic a lot.
song so far dude. I don't even know how you upgrade gear in this game. So there's like
Like a tower from Elden Ring where you increase your magic.
There's so many animals in this game.
Hi.
Yay.
I don't have to slam it on the ground.
What the hell is- GO BLIMMS!
Oh my go- what the fuck?
Also, okay.
I mean all you need is bristling in this.
Why did the otter go on?
What is this insane spire of insight what is that oh what the fuck
of
the
of
what is that
This game is so weird.
What are you, Pokemons?
Come here, what are you?
A skunkie!
Oh, there's the tower again.
But I'd rather be a noblin or a gnome. I'm probably a gnome.
I
Will be doing things for the third team by the way, I did indeed get a whale that shit scared me so bad
I'm just trying to find a waypoint man. Is there any waypoints over here or something over there?
Something over there
Maybe I should check the tower though it was like surrounded by nah dude, there might be epics in there. I'm going in
I think I'm going to have to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
Hello?
Oh my god, a ghost thing.
of
Yeah.
Not again.
Don't move it.
He says defeat the enemies. Oh yeah, it's it's at 72.22% you gotta kill all the enemies
Okay. Where's the enemies? Where's the Enneke?
Oh, here. Hello. Okay.
We should have paid for this.
Loose equals wrestling.
Ah!
oh my god they're breaking out of my
wrestling come break out of my wrestling
is the only move I have oh my god shit
I have no healing left I have no
rest on it's fucking over you can't okay whatever whatever so for these towers I
get you gotta kill all the enemies I
guess
I'm back here again I'm not I'm not gonna
lose my health all the thorns where's the
where's the tower there holy bitrate
probably two pixels here I'm gonna
to switch weapons to these two. Yeah, it's a 61% you just gotta kill your nublins.
I'm calling some shit, man.
I got still alive or a beast
I'll cut you down to size!
You're still alive! Oh, you're a mini-pass!
I can't see anything. Fucking smoke and bit rate and...
Time to trim the fat!
Well, now it's only a 27. Wait, why is it only a 27%? It was just at 60.
Yeah, it's very bit rate hell here on twitch
Why this is too many bosses yikes
oh no wrestling fuck this whatever whatever I don't get it I don't get it
bro I don't get it I don't get it I don't get on yeah I get I don't get I
get it hi I think it's 10 no let's 22 I have no healing don't even know what
to do here is fucking no blins on my spawn point
whatever
wait I'm back here
okay I can do it
I guess I don't know
okay it's at 5% right now
keep a check
I guess it increases when I kill no blins
defeat the enemies oh wait I did it I think
fire of inside was liberated it was
oh it counts down oh I forgot to like kill all the nublins man wait can I then
enter this fire or what? No? I'm done through this shit.
Maybe any fire? They aren't red anymore? Yes they are. If I go close they are. See?
Oh you probably can't see it because of the twitch bit rate.
Oh you can't smash them with a tree either so...
I'm just gonna guess I can't do this right now or something.
That was cool, man. That was cool. Fuck me, it's 1.20am. What?
I mean, I could just try climbing it. Can you leave my ass alone?
Peace.
The sword flashes at the Montfire?
I mean yeah, there's like elements that you can apply.
Fuck it suplex.
Yeah, I'm gonna climb this tower and then we end.
We continue tomorrow.
Gotta do more main quest tomorrow.
But it's so addicting unlocking all the abilities and shit, because then you can explore
faster.
Oh, am I dead?
Okay.
Yeah. Yeah.
And the way you become stronger in this game is by exploring for those blue things right there and we get the cubes
Why is there three different cubes by the way, that's what I'm wondering
Like is this a different cube? Oh wait. No, this uses of this artifacts, too. I
Don't get it man. I don't get it. Oh
I'll use the grapple to get up oh I forgot I have that move
Yeah, I forgot I can do that okay we climbed the tower then anyways a
One of them is for a setting spec. Oh great. I already wasted one early on without knowing
Yeah, the palm jump. We can make this if I palm jump. We can. No doubt.
Like, that doesn't cost any stamina, so it's super free.
Honestly, putting it on the game, if that's about getting it, it needs to play after RE.
It seems really fun, but it takes a while to get going and getting used to the controls,
because the controls can be a bit ass.
But it's really fun once you get into it.
Yeah, I can't wait to see more boss fights.
Alright, we'll easily make this now.
Yeah, I've done like 3 out of 75.
Shit, not enough spirit, but I can get more spirit here.
e
of
I'm fucking dead I am not dead while there's no entrance to
this place over here that's the tower I wanted to climb to right there there's
Here's the Crimson Desert!
Look, like there's so much cool stuff to see everywhere.
Yeah, I can go to these places now, yeah.
Man, I thought I- wait, what?
I thought I could enter this tower from here, but no.
There's something for later.
Oh, this doesn't drain any stamina.
Oh, you can drop items next to a bed and then they will go, I see, okay.
Aha.
Okay, I have to stop chat, dude.
Fucking hell. What is this? What?
Wait, this is a puzzle
Am I supposed to do it in that order?
F
Oh no, these are just in the correct order
P
This P
Oh wait, now it's different. Now it's that one. And then it's the other one. And then
it's the double F and then it's the first F
huh cool
all right guys we're done thanks for watching okay I'm gonna get suplex like
I think no glens
Yeah, yeah, just let me anyways. Oh my gosh, that's ten hours again fucking I
She just ended yes
Games really fun. I really want to continue tomorrow. I said I'd definitely give it two three days
Gotta give it an honest shot, but that's why I actually really enjoy it
So I'm gonna continue tomorrow man. Go on, continue tomorrow.
It's fun, it's fun. Very addicting. Very addicting.
Tomorrow today? Well, today I guess, yeah.
yeah I'm getting my like a dragon's dog my itch with this game I am which is
really sick actually see how do you exit this X what the quarry well is that
like a main question I ain't been in no quarry what what okay I guess I'll get
there I mean I did a lot of my like main stuff and then I just ran around
It was cool.
No.
I've gotten a blue lamp.
Man.
Yeah.
What?
Huh.
Yeah.
I guess I'll see the court tomorrow.
What do you do here, let's see.
Now she's gonna see it eventually, not unless she is.
She do be.
I'm going to be back tomorrow and keep checking the game out for a lot more stuff, isn't it
cool?
I will see you then.
It's not linear.
It's not, man.
Well, today, tomorrow, whatever, it's 1.30.
There we go.
Thanks, everybody.
See you tomorrow.
Today, whatever.
Bye bye.
I love you guys.
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