...
No, you mean late. I'm heckin' early, bro.
I am...
...migrally.
XCOM 1-1? Bro, I've had enough XCOM for a bit.
This song I'll link it to you.
It's Ryer.
Spooky.
Crimson Dessert.
Ooh. That sounds nice.
Flanker makes the one or six, man.
Play Northern Journey if you haven't.
Amazing game. Amazing game.
Amazing.
Gotta fix my
fireplace.
My fireplace.
I think I'm gonna get it.
Boom.
Actually, one guy game that is, it's true.
Yo, Kotl, that is good.
It's very chill now.
Having a super chill week.
Not much running or anything.
Hope yours as well.
Yeah, I like it, Meunie. I like it, man. I do.
Christmas is 52.
Next boarding event? It's Wings for Life.
Wings for Life.
That is the one in May.
they were totally infinite Gamber totally but today is the time to get
stronger I did that yeah and then we explored and I ran into fucking blue whale
I found a small little boat and I just rode out into nothingness and then I got
like jumped by a blue whale shit scared me it scared the hell out of me
Yeah, Alvaro, takes the 83, yeah exactly Flanker, it's like Dragon's Dog man, I get some
Gothic feeling from this game too, exploration wise, lost a couple of years of my life here
I did.
Thank you Alvaro Crispy, thank you guys, a bit skewed next town, it is not Tatino,
It is not cameras. Zelda with the puzzles? Well I never played Breath of the Wild, so... yeah.
Imagine that well, six times bigger, that's the server-wide rating BDO. Damn. Damn. That's terrifying.
I want to listen to Grand Eye Dash.
No, I know what you put that is.
There's a giant dude in it.
What is this?
No, it's the tentacle.
Oh my god.
Scary stuff.
Northern Journey OST is amazing.
The overall game is just amazing.
This game is such a vibe.
I think he's working on something else, but it's hard to say.
What is that one called, Deadwell?
No, no, not Deadwell.
It's like the rave song.
Or remember.
Or remember what it's called.
But this game is super good, man.
I've done two playthroughs over 20 hours.
It's so good, this game.
The game is just filled with nostalgia,
even though your first playthrough just feels nostalgic.
It's weird.
It's very weird.
But it's a vibe I want to watch the trailer
And it's so cool when you watch like that they've uploaded like the way he made
The game he went hiking in the mountains and he took pictures of flowers and he scanned them in and
So the textures you see the flowers and stuff is from his hiking journey
like all of this stuff is from his hiking journey it's really sick I love this
game curl up thank you yeah I this this this game is a pure passion project it
really is it really is it's just it's so damn good oh mega I like crimson desert
so far it's it's it's a bit slow in the beginning but I'm getting to the more
open stuff, you know? Yeah, as games peak, it's so good. Sitting at overwhelmingly positive
too. So nice. So nice to see. What up, McLaren? Hope you're well, man. Does it play like
Lunacid? Well, it's not an RPG. It's not. But yeah, it is like first person. You have
different weapons and all that. So yeah. You get Dragon's Dogma, the last Christian Desert?
Yeah, it's like Dragon's Dogma. Breath of the Wild and like Gothic. Okay, you.
Oh.
Lunasid and Voice of the Voices is good awesome.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, the gun variety is good too.
Yeah, I would definitely recommend this game
if you're looking for something.
It's, it's, this game is so good.
And it's not that long.
I've done two playthroughs on stream and I have 20 hours,
so it's not that long.
Oh yeah, I'm on his YouTube channel now.
doo-doo
All the songs are so good too, man the performance
Which is the mega you song which song is the mega you I don't know which one that is
I'm not sure I'm trying to find it
Oops, not that one. Maybe Ravenfen? No.
Oh yeah, the... wait, the trench.
This game was pretty good.
The trench.
Not trenches.
game was not so good it was not so good
so my replay yeah I I do have to replay Soma it's true I do and the glare
thanks 22 man again okay well dude nice to see you again the best jump scare by
me oh shit then there's too many to keep track of too many
Yeah, so not like a death-run mod is one above true that one scares the shit out of me just
thinking about it when the boat sank and see if these oh oh no fucking hell fucking
Zythe mocking me dude. What up, Sidman?
Well, I go back to the Bastions to heal. I mean, I'm waiting for them to patch it.
It's worse. It's still sitting on mixed. February 17th, they had patch 106, yeah.
Kill! We're fucking sinking!
How do we sink?
We're gonna hold that fort!
I will hold that fort this game!
Oh my god, I can't keep it in the house!
It's too late!
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Dude, he pushed me off the ship!
All right, I love this game!
We're fucking sinking!
Fix the ship, Cyril!
Fix the fire, I'm...
Oh my god!
Honey, I can't even do anything!
Oh my god, fuck this!
My dude this creeps me out just watching this fucking clip
Is not funny
I'm gonna fucking cry!
Ugh...
Goddamn. It's not funny.
It's not funny.
Oh my god, I fucking scared me now.
Jesus Christ.
That's a pretty good scare that's a pretty good scare
that's a pretty good one I'm not hydrophobic or rabies it's the fucking water monsters
There's a scare of the shit out of me dude.
No.
No not again.
That was just yesterday.
What up all of the events?
Um, yeah it is.
It is actually.
I increased my red light in the back.
It's a bit more mellow.
I did it yesterday.
And it depends on what I have in front of me.
bit more mellow you know just a tiny amount
no
do do to lasso phobia exactly to lasso phobia yeah exact the whole movement
That's what I was going for. I mean, Crimson Death is pretty cozy, so...
Yeah.
Hey, it's me again. Cool.
Did I miss my old cupboard room? No, I don't.
I do not.
No vacation for an executioner?
What is that?
Retro PS2 style horror ARPG?
What the hell?
Wow.
Y'all did Carnival yesterday?
Oh, that was my last time?
Oh, man, that was a long time ago.
That was a long time ago.
Hey, you...
100% agree that Crimson Desert does fill the Dragon's Dogmite itch.
Yeah, and a little bit of the Gothic itch too for me.
This is nice.
This game looks pretty cool.
I'm kind of down for this.
Wait, 24th of March.
This game's on in three days.
Hey, you.
Ah, young guy, I think it's 26.
I've not come off this game as it's been out, but as I'm ordering, what should
I get oh you're gonna order food I don't know tacos or some tacos or some
that's public 32 dude no my camera settings hasn't changed I've only
increased the light in the back and that changes the light in the camera I
mean I can do this it depends on if I increase the red light in the back or
or not? And then the camera adjusts. And I
opted yesterday because this is red and
it's crimson you know? Crimson.
Crimson, I come to Tommy! Do we have
Hestberger is Sweden? I don't know! I'm
sure do we nice DARPA yeah what up over and you miss we we could control the
live by color points. You think you do? Or you don't? Alright. Crimson Desert YouTube
funny moments um no no
i ain't getting spoiled bro maybe it's no
poem no put up slavio give us catching up chat a bit mama sleeping angels
a lad like this looks dank as fuck Jesus
I want to forplay a Y2K dream exploration game
huh all right this game is out
I've been watching a lot of videos showing Sweden landscapes I'm
contemplating moving in some days we didn't seems beautiful it is yeah
Sweden's very nice but we don't have long summers though we do not replace
Oh yeah, this game seems cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wishlist this one.
The summers are very sweet. Yeah, Umi, thank you so much. Whoa. Havocnicks46. Thank you.
I already know that's Skyrim intro. Nucleo. Julie always posed that. I got a hoarder
on my wish list. I do. What up, poor lad? Door to Phantomil? Doesn't show up. Wow, that's
classic Nautilus. I have a carpet, yeah, a carpet. Yo, what up, lotion? I'm good man,
I hope you're well. I hooked on this game, actually. That's gothic 3 battle theme, no
name. I think 6 months away is the pair, 6 months in advance and 54 months total.
Thank you dude.
Um, you bike 28 kilometers, he has his own fire lotion.
Nice work dude, nice.
Man, I do not like exercise biking, biking exercising.
That is not my thing.
Student circle, thanks 78, thank you.
World in the abyss.
He still knows the link?
of course I know the link I literally have a son like a six-year sub that is
named the link of the Gothic 3 battle theory I think he's six years or
something it's impossible to forget it
that is dedication yes it's true got the
moments the 80 economics 39 thank you
guys your guys are well jagged the
lions I've heard of this game what what
are these games oh so this is kind of
like XCOM combat or what? Or is it more like, I don't know, like Desperados? Ah, never
play Desperados, but I know it. Commandos! Dude, command- are they still making commandos
games.
Commando's origins. Damn. There is that other one that is like
Japanese Shadow Tactics right? Blades of the Shogun. Yeah I've actually played
this off-stream 13 hours. Long time ago now. I got the itch to play like a
Commando like
This game was really cool all the studios shut down god damn god damn
No, I never played of wasteland
I was a CRPG never played it
Metal Garden isn't that the Metal Gear parody game?
The Spirata is a cowboy Commando's.
Ah.
Oh yeah, Gears of War has an XCOM-like.
What is that called?
Is E-Day the new one?
Oh yeah.
Wonder how this is going to be.
kind of excited for this. Gears Tactics. Ah. So this is like XCOM. Decent reviews. Decent.
Oh wow, this looks very much like XCOM. This looks actually really cool. You did
Iron Man in this is so fun. It actually looks really good. I like the look of this a lot.
Phoenix Point I know. Yeah, I know it. I was looking for XCOM Light Games and I bought this one.
Demon Hunters as a Warhammer XCOM.
Menace. What is Menace?
I might have seen this. Yeah, we looked at this like two streams ago, yeah.
I haven't played on metal.
Good lord, Flush. Where do you find them? Where do you find them? Aliens dark to say, yeah.
That one I was considering. But this one is not turn-based, right? I think it's like real-time combat or something.
It's real-time, yeah. Mechanicus?
what is meconicus oh is it is this CRPG no no no that's not this one I think wait
this is also like XCOM okay it is I didn't know they I didn't know they
had another Warhammer XCOM like boonkin 8th damage
staged open house open house
I could wish this could be something amazing to have best soundtrack really okay huh yeah
never I'll try hit him in dangerous too it's like hits man wait what hit them and the dangerous
What is that? Overwhelmingly positive.
It's like...
HITMAN in World War II.
Wow.
Heh.
Fuck yeah, dude.
There is that other stealth game I looked at a while ago too, now I don't remember what
it's called at all.
Hey, you!
This is not Mega U.
Where's Mega U?
Queens, oh this is on my wish list, yeah I know this one.
It's on my wish list.
Wait this is mega you, I found it!
Yeah not that one, not a list but that one seems cool too though.
You're about to stop stalling, time's going fast man.
It's been almost half an hour already.
Radar, I skip most RE9 streams because spoilers, has anyone brought up that the only reason
you were getting, says that processors was invidia vibe coding their drivers?
Wait, what?
Was that really it?
To be fair, I didn't have my hags on on my gaming PC when I did RE9.
I completely forgot to turn it on and I completely forgot to turn it on on a streaming
PC I did it yesterday wait so this is the new prefix driver 63 and this is the old
driver 111 what wait so it was actually because of their driver I was thinking it
was weird too I should be able to run path tracing no problem but I couldn't
Well I could but it was like it was not smooth at all.
Where are you?
When it gets like optimized right here.
Where are you?
Oh shadow game, I don't recognize this
Was it this is a pirate version of it. Yeah
Yeah, cool.
Mutant year zero.
I just got informed my house is a month from build completion!
Renchess almost over.
Building a house?
How is this?
Damn, I'm excited for you, dude.
Nice.
One month from now.
Oh, this is also like an XCOM like? Yeah, look at that.
People could have discovered any new, any driver newer than 581.42 from last September
murdered PTFPS on many GPUs, especially hard on 1490.
It's fixed since but needs a clean driver's soul to work.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, yeah, Chimera Squad. What is that? Is that like the follow-up instead of the third
game? Or... Oh, this was 2020, yeah. Why does it look so leave that it can protect
come too. Maybe it's like a smaller project I guess.
Like a spin-off. It's a phone game is it really?
Ah yo, Pokey Frost, take 17, Ackle take 79. I'm gonna fire it up we're
installing long enough. Installing long enough.
Evil of faith? Okay I can check that. Evil of faith.
Not fate of evil, but evil of fate.
This is-
Hmm.
What the fuck?
Okay.
I mean, this could be dank, I guess.
This comes out in two days.
Yo, couch lurker.
Uh, that's a good name.
Thanks for sub, man.
invisible ink wait wasn't that the uh the multiplayer one or no I'm thinking of
another one
I was like spy base there's a lot of these they're cool these games actually I
found a new love for them after XCOM I really have I really have I'll thank you
I'll smash it bro. You'll smash it
Don't smash it brandish. Thanks 96, Bob. Thank you
Influenced by the elders. Yeah, no XCOM was fucking great. It was so good. I loved it almost every second of it
Yeah, we could do a small recap from yesterday. Yeah, we can
We can I
I like it, Kung-or. Slow beginning to this game, but I'm pretty- I'm getting like out of that now
So at the last like two and a half hours of the stream yesterday, I just
Checked stuff and like I just ran and explored. It was really cool
No, it's not- it's my PC in needs. I could easily fix it, but I don't bother
It was just the PC setting
We use day month here in Sweden.
I play controller, yeah man.
Yeah, thank you Katja, I'm glad you liked it man. Yeah, X-Colm was sick. It was...
crazy.
Megawale, yeah, we found Megawale yesterday, god damn.
We got that hat.
Yeah, we could do a little recap here.
Good job, Angelic.
Yeah.
Some days are like that.
Like my Tuesday this week was awful.
God, I was so dead.
Okay.
Nice.
It's been all day visiting relatives?
That's nice though.
Almost all our nice creatures looked at a framerate, but the power draw next to
was like turn 80 watts on a bad one and almost 400 on the good one which is what
the fortnonding supposed to draw ah let me climb up here and we could do a
smaller to recap it's not like like most of the time yesterday was just spent
getting past most of the intro and the introduction to the mechanics it's
still doing that but yeah it's a bit less now it's been half the date
chopping wood in-game IRL.
I mean the story is very eh, story is this you play as Cliff and he's part of
this like gang group and they get invaded by the bear clan or whatever
the black bears and then he gets killed like he has a scar on his on his throat
you see it right there he gets killed but then he gets resurrected by these
like two mages and then we don't really have any more info so now he's just
gathering his old band together and that's where the story is
That's where it is man
Now full transparency chat I launched up the game a bit off-stream test some stuff
And I I literally just ran over there and I found one of the boxes
Now you level up your skill points. So that's the only thing you've missed. Oh, yeah
I also chop the tree or two or three
restart it's so good I listen I can show you where it was it was just over here
Oh, is that a waypoint?
Neat.
The new pirate hat?
The pirate hat shows treasure.
Apparently.
The tech treasure it says.
I've found it.
Uh, on that ship over there.
There- there it is. I think it's over there.
Can you zoom in?
Where my forehead is now is where I got the black box off stream. Like the- the skill point.
That was it.
I finished the entire game off-stream, and then I went there and at the end of the stream
yesterday kinda I just took a rowing boat and I rode all the way and I got close to that
island right there and then a blue whale attacked me and I died.
I think controller is fine.
I play with a PS5 controller.
There's a clip of it, yeah, I get wailed.
It's fucking terrifying.
So we're just trying to find some skill points and shit.
I don't like the game so far.
It's a bit slow in the start.
I wasn't like super fan in the beginning.
I thought it was alright.
But now after, what, 10 hours?
it's really grown a lot more on me
zoo
the action button tie would jump yeah that's fucking atrocious
it is
how i finished fisting bell with a wrestling no i'm running around just
getting uh... skill points and stuff
yah, fa-fapa, licks 40, and melee, licks 42, jonathan sub, brother man, thank you, jp, thanks for the 40 brandish
eight year anniversary
what an honor, man, thank you
that's gonna be very ps1 here because i'm in the forest
very ps1
but it's all good
you can summon horse i just like running with
with this
man can you increase the range on this thing
Can I do the tree swing thing?
I can, yeah.
I will.
The thing is a lot of those like movement abilities, you need a shitload of stamina or just anything.
You need a shitload of stamina to use them.
So I'm basically just running around trying to get those, um, I'm trying to get those
skill points I can use all the fun ability so that's the plan man
Bob's x23 real to your anniversary man thank you the game is good but it's a
slow start it do be a slow start you can't do the tracing on Xbox controller
it's pretty same with fishing wait what I should be able to do this I think you
do this you jump a r3 but I have no stamina to keep swinging so nice wait
did he just teleport me closer to where I was going I was going to a blue thing
now I have no idea where it is where the hell am I are you mean this link shot
yeah but you just need you need a lot of stamina upgrades to do all the fun
cool shit in this game so I'm just trying to get the the stamina upgrades
now I was like not enough I do one thing with the swing and it's not enough
stamina not enough stamina not enough stamina not enough stamina not
I don't know if it's them or not.
They mechanic to observe stuff when you move, it's cool.
Yeah, it is, it's sick.
There it is, that's what I was looking for.
I played Zelda, the last Zelda I played was Wind Waker.
Or maybe it was the Minish Cap.
Wait, that's also waypoints.
well that's good and all but I want skill points it costs 200 stamina and I
have 200 stamina exactly yeah neat was Minish Cap after Wind Waker man I can't
see shit here probably Chad can't see shit either because of this bit raid
heaven I was I played a little bit of it I remember I need to cook food I have no
healing or anything I need to like learn how to upgrade my gear I should just go
back to the starting town that's what I should do
What the hell is this?
Yeah, I could just teleport, but I'm stunlocked by trying to find some- another Balton longsword.
And that's a shitty one, right?
Yeah, Glenmore is ass.
Yeah, I'm in this cap as Gameboy, yeah, yeah.
Is this honey?
Timber.
Glaced clay water bottle.
Man I'm not going to be hoarding.
Man I don't think this shit looks impor-
Hmm.
There's not really a Witcher sense, no.
So much shit to pick up, Tab should thank you this week as a resub and Bob Masey makes
21.
Hey, you, surely this ruin must have something.
I've played Witcher 3 a long time ago for like 30 hours, a lot of it was just spent
modding the game.
Hey, you.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Oh, that works.
It is a camera, yeah.
It's flying.
What?
I got a s- oh.
finding this set everywhere lightning resistance level 2 but it's also got two
armor and now I look like a but my pirate hat it's still using the pirate
hat right yeah it is look like a beekeeper or something
I have events, it takes 27. Is this game playable without a controller? Uh, yeah. There's plenty
of people playing on keyboard mouse. I don't know how good it is, though. Any blue stuff?
There's no blue stuff anywhere, man.
I mean, it's good shit, Darth-a.
Yuppa-dey almost.
So these ruins?
I don't know if you can do like cosmetic appearance.
I haven't seen it anywhere
There's a mode for controller rebind other is I'm fine. I'll just wait controls don't bother me too much
They do not
not enough stamina not enough stamina not enough stamina how is there nothing on
that bonsai tree or whatever it is
dropping shit next to your bed and sleeping work that sends the shit to
your supply chest oh okay nice little bit of a for sense yeah well are these
These flying ports?
What?
I don't think
Let's move them
Rev yo, what else was 17 man?
uh...
holy bitrate heaven here
what does that sound?
Not a mistake you
Wait, are you trying to shoot me again? Ah
What's going on?
Okay, there's a new job, Light.
Come here
Are you kidding what is going on?
I think I got a sell through this
They on the legs 84
Thank you, bro, I'm not softlocked I can just not go towards them go the other way I guess I need to go back
I need to go back to the first town that's what I gotta do
But I just wanted to get to a few more skill points.
Thumbware?
Oh, what are you...
Losing to the kids from Pete to Paramella loser.
Piafutipong is how we say in Swedish.
P.F. the palm.
Miss area is too fo-foiliergy.
I want to get to the crimson desert.
There is a horse.
I just like running around like this because I keep going off-road.
What?
Is that the tower?
a climb at the end of stream yesterday? I think it is.
Just get out of here. The business PS1 Ella right here.
being on 240p here. Jesus Christ. We're getting out of this area. Don't shoot me again. Yeah,
720p won't see anything. Source is gonna be the only one you'll see. Somewhat, probably.
what in here and does Peter Porn promote to Peter Queen in Sweden Peter
Queen who's that
give me blue stuff there's no blue stuff in this damn area man oh chess
Yes, oh, pwn.
Lol, lol moment.
160p is so artistic, it's like watching an old painting move, yeah.
No, Omega. No. No. I don't think so at least. Give me a little high point I can just scout
blue. I want to get a few more skill points before I go back to the first town and the
main mission I guess. Almost seemed to be some boss fight. Yeah the forest is gonna
be the worst for bitrate, for any game ever. My kingdom comes forest. Terrible.
there's no blue anywhere how just ruins
I don't think this game was a pholomote not that I've seen when I check the
the news
there is a photo mode I just didn't see it then
It's like in others options.
Put a mode.
Yeah, oh yeah, there is one, yeah.
There do be a...
It's not good.
Ah.
Ethereal Alter Plateau.
Wait, that sounds like a waypoint, but if it was a waypoint, I'd see the glow.
I don't see no glow
Bondidos
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm the door so easy now
I wish it had a dismemberment, you know.
I
What is that is a big maze can I use it
Oh fuck, that's unblockable.
Fighting is hilarious in this.
Short hair hide cool
Yeah, he's very over the top.
The combat is super fun.
That's why I really want to find more skill points, because you just unlock so many fun
things.
But you need a lot of stamina.
Tons of stamina.
Probably a beanie, yeah, yeah, a bay in the bed.
How is this steel by the way? It's literally bandits. They've already stolen it
Imagine PvP with this I don't know how PvP in black desert online is but maybe it's something like that
I don't know
Yeah, exactly Gaten that's why I'm killing him when that yellow bar next to the left of the minimap and the bottom left fills up
You also get a skill cube
Okay
PVP and video is a lot like fighting games, abilities, combos, and so on and other.
Making combos and others out of that, okay.
Can you kill random NPCs?
Oh yeah.
can kill a lot of stuff in this.
They all group up.
I have a challenge to kill three in one move with the sword,
I think.
No, you didn't die why
Why?
Don't try to run now!
What is this?
Why do you?
Oh my god, holy tank!
Yeah, when you when you've wrestled them so hard their shoes come off man, it's rough
The crimson desert is like all the way over there we've seen it we just haven't been there
Sanctum of pen tenance
Oh a playtel just randomly laying here
Days in unity not as cool as the pirate king hat though, which can detect treasure
Wait! Is that a skill shrine on the minimap? Or what is that?
In video, the desert is the furry PvP zone, you can't get in trouble for PvPing there.
Ahhhh...
Oh yeah, there's this something!
I gotta put you somewhere.
I
But where
Where do you go, huh?
you
My keeper's stuck in 101 while you just broke that thermometer so you're- you're- you lie!
Thanks for the 111. Thank you, man.
Okay, uh, I don't see any super obvious pedestal for this and no yellow paint unless...
what is that over there that might be it that looks like it come here and go
this way go go go go turn thank you brother if you read this you have to
There we go. I did a...pult.
I'm guessing it goes here then. Surely, right?
Our connection isn't complete yet. May wisdom guide your path.
Oh!
The sanctum cannot be purified yet. You must encounter a certain person to start the purification.
It's fucking locked behind some story thing, man.
Our connection isn't complete yet. May wisdom guide your path.
Hey, you!
Our connection isn't complete yet.
yeah it was all in vain where the hell am I we got to go back to the first city
so we can see some more blue stuff blue stuff
Oh, knowledge.
Andrew's fucking dead, yeah, he is.
All there are, like, 43.
Is there a fourth pillar chick?
Yeah, but they said I couldn't do it, though.
I needed to encounter a certain person to finish it.
Listen, there was blue stuff here, you can't fool me.
Where's the blue stuff?
I know it was here.
I think I was missing four on four pillars. I could go back and check it I suppose just to be safe
But why am I getting scammed? Oh, it's right here. Yes
These are skill points and these are the things you want
Ellen participant in Karius up. Thank you ride a pre then for over a hundred meters and
and a Brianto and a Newmont and a Elentrima oh my god
oh maybe we I have two of them shit what am I gonna get man I don't know man
there's some cool shit here man some uppercut slashes and shit
we get this question mark more stamina after this I don't need it that's all
Alright.
No.
Holy shit, these guys are insane. What the fuck?
Okay, this is a bad idea
But not if you have wrestling
They don't even die to a wrestling move, okay, they have insane health
How are you so tanky?
I am not supposed to be here or just upgrade my shit I guess.
Not worth it.
my frame during this oh my god now fuck
this I'm out of here spring
Yeah, I need to get some upgrades for that I do
Okay, I can fire you guys, you're only three.
What, you're dead, thanks.
I'll go back to the pillar and check.
going to use mine now
dirty things the rate of a good strong thank you
oh my god is some kind of bandit can
I don't even remember where this was now.
Yeah, we need to get back to the first town and do the blacksmith and upgrade and stuff.
And just learn, because I don't even know how to upgrade gear, it obviously the blacksmith,
but...
Rick Astley at Grinna Lung?
What?
Where was that pillar area?
What's this turret?
Um, um, you gotta find all your old squad mates and put your like old band back together.
Like your, your, your camp band, whatever.
Wait, where, okay, I need to see where I am.
Where the f- where am I?
What is this area?
I don't know.
fucking massive oh that's the pillars right there okay maybe I could fling my
way there is one time at bad kid no it won't be for a while Eric I'm sure I have
unlocked fast travel points I have but I'm mainly running around trying to find
skill points because that's you need to level up a lot of stamina and then
because you need a lot of stamina to do all the fun exploration movement and all
the fun movement in combat too and you also need to unlock them obviously so
I'm just I'm kind of running around trying to find these damn skill points
this is a PD game and there's no oh my god
Okay, I'll go back and check this his main main quest look to cliff apparently it is yeah
Yeah, but the move I got now doesn't cost a lot of stamina, you know gotta get some of the basics for combat. Oh
Yeah, I see where it's missing
Oh, come on
Yeah, I have another playable character on a lot, but apparently you don't do the story
with them or something, I don't know.
Enjoy pay-a-do-enjoy, dude.
It was up here.
Nice, Subra, let's go.
Yeah, Cliff is kind of boring for now.
He doesn't really have like much to him.
Pretty blunt.
Lar, thanks 68 brah, thank you.
Yeah, I wish it was a bit more like Clive, you know.
A bit more Clive-y.
Our connection isn't complete yet, may wisdom guide your path.
But this one clearly goes in here.
Well, I guess I just can't do this yet.
I mean it clearly goes there.
It just doesn't let me do it.
Yeah exactly, it's all of this, yeah.
Wait, that actually works.
Oh.
Still can't do anything here, I guess.
Thanks. I still don't think I can do anything here. Our connection is not complete or something,
something. Yeah, you gotta hammer it in. It's another one there. I unlocked it, but they're
all in I mean the game is like told us ten times we can't do this and we need to
find someone but I guess we'll try them all fucking it why not
this is gonna be a one equals guy
Gotta get some shucked it up.
I do like it, yeah.
No, chat, we simply can't do this yet, all right?
It just-
Our connection isn't complete yet.
Clearly we can't do this yet.
So let's just leave it for now, okay?
Let's leave it.
Do shiny sword and look the path.
Yeah, but it doesn't let us-
Our connection isn't complete yet.
I'm gonna lose my damn mind.
I got a complete my connection, but maybe you can do like all of them though.
I'll just follow this and see where it takes.
Oh, okay.
Well...
Yeah, we're leaving. We're getting fucking stomlocked here. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.
I am out. I'm going to the damn blue thing over there. Give me some damn skill points.
The moment I find a waypoint, I'm going back to the first city to the blacksmith, because
I want to see how you upgrade gear
Nice, did I beat the redevil?
I did, yeah I did.
What the fuck is a ghost behind me or something?
Something just spawned up there.
Hello?
What the fuck?
Snake!
SNAKE!
I'm going to instant revive and fuck these pills man.
But that's when you fall or so like impactful yes, yes blue stuff
oh
whoa what the fuck is oh it's a puzzle
I mean, these are like planets or whatever.
I'm guessing you can change all of these, but you're gonna put them into the right hole?
Let me see, where does the moon fit? That should be easiest.
There's like a small one.
Oh, the moon is probably over there, yeah.
I can't increase speed.
Well, it's not that much speed.
I think moon goes here this looks pretty good there maybe let's see what
these check stop grabbing this let's see what these why you don't have a lever
Oh, there's a lever here. There's another lever here.
Can I loot the lever?
All this was supposed to be here.
I think maybe like so.
And now I need a lever for the other one.
Yeah, huh?
Guns were getting loosed up or something, unlike if I 60-7.
Thank you.
I'll try and use sword or something, but maybe there is just is one like very close
stab with sword oh if that works oh my god it fucking does are you kidding me
That is crazy.
Okay, wait, that means you can't move the, well, the sun obviously needs to move then.
We gotta move the first one.
That's sick.
gotta move the sun and then flip that so that fits the moon and then yeah the one
guy actually worked yeah it did
King you're there thank you barrel thank you
the sun goes smooth
Okay, still surely that's good it surely that's a good
It's Chris takes on that thank you
Oh, what the fuck, Tintin?
Thank you.
Okay, that looks good.
We gotta fix this, I guess.
Uh, stab.
Cannot believe this worked.
Fuck, turn it the other way.
It's probably faster.
I can't believe this works.
That thing over there looks a bit scuffed. I don't know what that is.
Maybe I gotta align them better.
But we'll see very soon.
Come on!
This looks insanely good!
Where am I? I have no idea.
What about that small little circle you move with this but nothing can go there?
I mean this looks fine!
Well you're- the sun can only go there which means the mo- the others can only go- okay
a stab stab wait what stab no it was just pixel perfect okay
Oh
Nice, thank you
I like the game so far. It's fun. It's a bit dank. It kind of scratches a little bit of the
Dolphic itch in terms of exploration and Dragon's Dogma.
There! Blue stuff!
How's the fighting lag-wise?
Waypoint, okay, let's go back to the first town
Now we got a waypoint here. Oh blue stuff
Now we can go back and see the blacksmith I guess
Oh, I think this is how you learn. There's the blacksmith. Yeah, you get a medium bag
for that. Wait, do I not have a teleport here? No, I do. There should be a teleport here.
There has to be a teleport here. Are you kidding me? It's no damn teleport. Only here where
the main quest is it's fun flame you it's fun I mean I might as well turn in the
main quest thing when I'm here chaos good luck this sub I gotta do like the
lumberjacking and shit and we can turn it off this quarry thing oh you're back
What happened with that bastard?
Spective nonsense and runoff.
Andrew, how are you feeling?
It's nothing. He had worse a hundred times over.
Stop fussing.
Andrew, don't strain yourself.
Just focus on healing for now.
I'll be fine.
I'm a pirate, you're far along.
Stay put. Push yourself and you'll end up dead.
Duane, keep an eye on him for a while. All right?
I
You spoken with Marius and the others yeah
Everyone's eager for a chance everyone's sweaty. Do you?
But Marius he seemed quite troubled somebody 11 hours in doesn't know
Something about pay loon you should go ask him. You'll be fine go on
All right
I've been thinking I might call in some favors from the hovels yes sure it was
just something wrong I've been trying to gather more news from payload our
informants are doing their best but but we could always use more eyes and ears
that's a sound plan Marius I'll leave it to you that's some blue cars yeah so
this is no no hey not so shabby
Marius yeah that's having musk book half what's with your leg
this is something is safe maybe I just wanted your attention oh maybe the
Black bears ragdoll me off a bloody cliff.
Those blistered ass-knots!
If I catch the cockweeds, I'll muer them!
Calm down.
Marius!
I'll meet that fur-claw fuck crawl on all vars!
I'm telling ya!
Yeah, well, I'd like to see that.
No grainmeat.
We need to feed them again.
I promise you.
You know what?
All I'm every one of those bear busters by the bull sucks first one is sober up a bit
I'm sober ain't no come on. Let's remedy that Marius
Yeah, the story is like not super meaty
Basically you and your gang it gets attacked by the black bear clan and they kill you but you get resurrected by these like two
like this wizard and the sorcerer we don't know anything more about them
except they send fucking mail to us with a bird and now we're just gathering up
our troops and can building up this camp here that's that's the story everyone's
out there waiting for us to find them
excellent timing seems some people have been asking around about this so I did
some digging. I've done quite a few story missions. I did most of the stream
story yesterday because I wanted to go past a lot of the introduction. Do you
reckon you could look into them? See what you can find.
Sure. Marius. Penguin is the prime man. Thank you.
Information on our comrades. We mustn't be passing. No idea.
to we should extend our search but I we
got to want how far away is that yeah
yeah we go back we go to first time now
because I want to get introduced to the
blacksmith and all that I feel like
that's pretty basic thing that I haven't
done so that's probably the way point
isn't it in town so let's do that
I'm in chapter 4 I think.
I did a lot of story yesterday just because they introduced a lot of the mechanics.
It's starting to open up now though for sure.
You can't double jump when you're mid air.
Double jumping and this has been scuffed in this game, I've noticed.
There's the first town.
Yeah, you can just glide to negate fall damage.
No, my game looks amazing, but I'm not really a graphics.
Dude, I'm all about the gameplay.
Where's that damn teleporter, huh?
Is it over here?
Or is it over there?
If only there was a way to climb up
There I guess okay
Oh, yeah, that has to be the teleporter
Yeah, no, I like your red. I mean this game was very slow in the beginning, but I kind of figured it would be
And I wanted to give it a fair chance, and I'm really happy I have
All right, let's see here, so I just need to get like
Introduced by like blacksmith and shit says the blacksmith. Yeah, let's go here
Yeah, what up?
I need to fix my hammer.
Smithy.
Well, you've come to the finest blacksmith in town.
Though, not at the best time.
My hammer's about to give out.
And even a skilled blacksmith like me is nothing without the proper tools.
I could get the wood myself from the fire. He needs wood. Okay, but blacksmith must never leave his forge
Another logging axe hand over three pieces of fine timber well, I already have that
Perfect I can finally fix my hammer
That's a weight off my shoulders. Thank you
Yeah, that's how good of my appreciation
A becker shield.
Okay, smithy.
I got three new inventory slots, holy.
I can gift him stuff here.
You want a flower?
This is for you.
Okay, you want well-aged cheese? I can't gift it.
What is this? Decent copper pouch? I'm increasing my rep with him.
I think it's maxed out or something. I'm not sure
Much appreciate maximizing a trust allows you to receive special gifts or trigger unique events based on the characters disposition
Any different rewards away doesn't take time to build meaningful connections. Well, this guy's the blacksmith. I better be something good, man
This new quest thing keeps popping up.
Okay, smithy.
Evil's geek a gong, it's a little refinement.
Aha, here you can upgrade your shit, yeah.
The Bolton longsword, that's the one I use the most.
Montezvolege- is that a purple?
Ah, okay.
Okay, I'll upgrade this sword.
Alright, refine.
It got two more attacks.
I mean I can do it again.
I might as well. Don't stall it.
Now it's 20 attack. I mean, this is a big difference.
I got some copper or two. I might as well.
Damn, before I can crop some insane sword.
If you want something unique, just ask.
No, I can only craft this stuff.
Oh my sword is insane now, big difference.
Are you a shof?
Oh you are.
Ew.
Oh it's a hammer.
A ret longsword.
a red longsword
damn it
I should have bought this one and upgraded it
there's some armor here
oh it's so much better
well critical rate I guess yeah you always got to buy the small bag
all my weapons are crap remember me when your blade grows dog
it's alright man
what else try and just see this first town here
just got some new where is it okay
I've got some new where is it make sure you take a look
the book small bag I have 16 silver not much I'll check the book I missed it
I know I've been in this town like the main part about this time is done.
I just never really checked the question marks too much.
I was told about this quarry thing.
One-handed weapons of the world.
A book of one-handed weapon blueprints around the world.
I don't have been crapped by a legendary blacksmith house.
Okay!
I'll buy this shit.
Yeah, there is base building in this game apparently.
you this crafting book okay I think this is good maybe I could check the
Crofting now and see
Maybe you can now craft some shit stay and see what skill and fire. Oh, yeah, look at all this shit
This was one-handed weapons. I just learned
Cool, huh?
That's tight stay
And you are
Yeah, you know what my inventory is getting a bit full I have two masks I can sell one
I have so much shit I don't know what to do I think I can sell this book now
This becker shield this logging axe
Oh your wardrobe tells your story do you have a small bag?
I was hoping you'd stay in brown clothes armors of the world you can buy this. Yeah, sure
Yeah there's like nothing online in this.
Cool. Now you can craft clothing I guess.
Deathmaw thinks the 19 and then I'm gonna sell it back to her. I bought it for 50
copper.
Oh your wardrobe tells your story. No
Sell it for 19. Oh
Okay, that's cool
Chilled bruh
And you are in the keeper
Rest your bones small bag recipe. Oh, here you can buy
Recipes for good food. All right, man. I'm poor though, but I'm buying all this shit
Cheese
I'm sure I could find them but I could just buy them.
I can just buy them.
Do you- what is it this guy that's standing around?
I'm trying to greet you man or
Okay, you're not the question mark. Who's the question mark here. Are you a question mark?
Hello there a quiet day. Are you a question mark?
Tomorrow, I'll take my boys into the hills to find mushrooms
Is there a question mark up here?
Is it you?
You?
Gambling Den?
Can I join?
Oh shit.
Can I join oh shit
Play 15 silver I'm too poor
Yeah
You'd probably find heaps of treasure in there right here.
Watch friends, skip until the month of April.
It's a shame though.
No.
Do you have like a book here or something on the...
map?
How are you?
I was told about this like quarry thing that I wanted to start.
I should sell my house and get my is true
Did it did it did it did it did it did it fucking hell sorry
You're some dude
Today's vegetables
Yes, what can I get for you
enjoy
learning about sugar learning about salt learning about sweet potatoes thank
you storm by the way thank you mom learning about carrots egg milk oh this
is on ps5 apparently runs fine on on the ps5 pro but regular off fuck regular
Another piece 5 is apparently rough.
Nice.
The run's fine, it just doesn't look great.
Ah, that's nice, it's good to hear.
I guess I got one guide yesterday.
What's your request?
I got to re-turn all this wire.
I have a fish recipe.
a disaster wouldn't I I've got all the ingredients even got no I've been in
other places on Bobber so I'm just going back to the first town to I upgraded
some gear and just checking some stuff here this seems pretty important yeah
I can cook
Chick fish porridge recipe did you give it to me?
Sure did the map is fucking humongous in this game now there is a recipe and then I gotta go in here and
Okay, how do I know which ones I haven't don't have now? Okay, I have these that's great
Inventory is a bit of a mess in it on the package trade
What okay, I can cook your food now, but do you have any oh yeah there?
Yeah, you don't need the paper anymore you don't well met well met
Fish
She wanted me to make some damn fish thing this is field grill
She gave me all the stuff for it.
Satisfying fish porridge. It was a filling fish porridge. Fish porridge.
Which one was it? Cook fish porridge three. Okay. Fish porridge three.
So then I go here, and I make, and I make three.
tight ooh not monster hunter level of food physics but pretty good
I'm sure.
My mouth is watering already.
Such a rich big cross with heavenly aroma.
Oh, it's perfect.
I'm certain neither my guest will be able to put our spoon down.
What a weight off my chest. Thank you.
great nice yeah you're welcome oh yeah I was supposed to read his like thing I'm
just trying to do these like requests you also get inventory slots for doing
this that's kind of nice you wanted me to look at this poster Renee's poster no
Let's see how do I get to this takes a little bit to learn how to navigate these menus. That's main
Was it
Yeah, turn all these requests read turn all these flyer
Okay, where is your flyer bro, she's got a flyer here
Oh, it might be this one.
Trinalee Smithy Flyer. There it is.
Okay, don't read it, I guess.
Mothon, where did it go now? Where's the damn flyer?
Yeah, you also have to read it twice. Oh, it's a glitch, but now I don't know where it is anymore
treasure map
poster
Renee's poster
Trinally's poster is not it. It's Trinally's flyer, and it's just gone from my inventory or something
Document the letter one. Is it the letter? Is it this? Ah, thank you. Now I can read it. Okay, cool
complicated nice yeah this introduces you to like cooking and refining and
everything so that's nice probably should have done this yesterday like five
hours ago but exploring when unupgraded gear was cool too
I
Refine the becker shield, okay
I'll refine the becker shield if you want something unique just ask
Wait, didn't I sell the becker shield?
any time boy I think I sold something to you
searching for sturdy blade no okay
I'll fuck what I have silver fucking hell
my skills are always at your I have five silver left I'm poor as fuck
stay and see what skill
when you fire you know
Oh, Pico Flute Labido, Pico Flute Labido, Pico Flute Labido.
Excited.
Great!
Okay, I did the thing here.
Okay, wasn't that for him?
some decent minerals I just can't leave the forage
I know there's rich deposits in the rock fishers
with arms like oh is this the quarry one pickaxe should be a breeze
fetch me a few good unbroken chunks would you
Okay, I've already done this apparently.
Hand over to Ironor's.
Okay, it should say hand over so I'm gonna back up and go back.
Shut up!
It's not gift.
That's for sure.
Oh, it's over there.
But what about the shield one then?
What happened with the shield one?
Is that done?
Oh, I just saw it there, but now it disappeared.
Yeah.
Hey, you.
Okay.
So I guess I got this.
Nice.
All right.
Sure, let's do it.
Blitzing's child. So this is just like the very basics we're doing here. Like I said we
should have probably done it earlier but you know it is what it is.
Some speak of a challenger whose grip could crush a tanker. Hold on. Might as well check
some other shit while we're here. Yeah I need to kill stuff I do. If I don't get
to kill something soon. What is this? Not really cookie, but also kind I guess. I don't
I don't remember what's a part of how it shows treasure, I have no idea.
Oh, is this the quest line? Nice.
supposed to tell the Lord how hard I've been working like the game mind yourself
still working on some intro deduction here
okay so where do I see this confess now well it just showed there but now I
removed it so now I don't know which one this is
I don't know. Is it this? No. Roberts? Oh, it's House Roberts here. Okay, is this the
the one I was looking for.
Zoo!
I need to kill stuff with my brand new sword.
Well, it's not new, but my upgraded sword.
Is the combat good?
Yes!
Combat's really fun.
I'll get to it soon.
I gotta clear some like bandits now.
So I'll get to it.
How does the magic work?
I'm sure I will eventually, but there's some, like, introduction to this here.
Feelas like 13, bro, thank you!
No thrill. That would be for a while, I'm sure.
God cannot bring them to you.
Are you up to the task?
Yes, yes, let's go. Let me murder some shit
Very well some of them will hold up in the cost class
It's not there you can deal with them. I'll take you to the Lord myself. Nice
Good shit. Finally. I get to shed some blood
Give her the late inputs in combat.
Well, this game handles Kama kind of weirdly because you can just hold R1 or R2 and it
just does the combo for you over and over and then you can mix in other buttons.
So if I just press triangle while holding R1, he will go into the stab and then I
can just keep holding R1.
There's a lot of this stuff you can like mix in
But you got to unlock everything and that's what I'm trying to do now
I got some healing now Wow
What?
I only got to kill one guy.
Okay.
Okay
I wanted to shed more blood man come on
Lute was sent to supply chest nice
The game any good. Yes fun. It's fun
It's very slow in the beginning though like I'm I'm still in the beginning but I
have gotten to the point where I could run around and just explore which I guess
you could do in the beginning anyways but I'm trying to unlock all the like the
basic functions. How do you can you mine play you actually can I think? Does
Does this work?
No?
How am I supposed to mine this?
Yeah, maybe it would like the fist move or something.
yeah maybe that works let's test this okay can I cling please cling cling thank
you okay then I can climb but on this and maybe I could all that works
works actually. Okay, nice. Thank you. That's great. What was that? It's the fist move.
You can use it for momentum, like this.
You climb fast.
You can do it like when you're hanging and stuff too.
Yeah, I'm sure there was another one, it's alright though.
Right, like 66 man, thank you.
again thanks 30
i did the thing i did the thing
there you are the one i spoke of this is the one who cleared out the cascades
um kind of the lord's already heard and he was very pleased
is can robertson side i'd like to make the introductions
Right away. I beat one of them. He was delighted to have finally found someone up to the job. All right
Yeah, I'm trying to get to the court a bit more yet
They've been a thorn in our side for far too long now. There's no need to worry
Perhaps now he can finally start to rest easy. Thanks to you
Hey dog, you're very pretty
is that his Jindo chat I'm gonna max my trust with this guy you can make a
coffee I want to see if you get there like if you can recruit or some
I
Have it at least 31. Oh wait, I don't get any more rip now
Can I give you oh
Can you literally just drop food does that work? Oh
Really
You want salt
Do you want an apple?
Discard.
Oh, wait, he's eating it.
Cool.
Oh, hey, yeah, stay here, stay here.
Okay, I have more apples, dude.
Here I have some grilled fruit
Well met stranger well met no who's this fat ass yo, that's his that's his food
Hi
God damn it he's begging to
Oh, he's almost maxed out.
I have more food here.
No, not for him. It's for you, not for him. Eat.
He's not capped, but he's very close to it, I think. Oh, he doesn't...
I don't increase anymore with it. Maybe I need to give him some other food or something.
You like garlic? That's probably not good. Wait, what is this? Oh, fish fillet! Here,
some fish no no you don't want fish it's raw yet so
Here, you can take the fish.
Okay, you know what, I'll go cook the fish.
Stay here, all right.
Stay here.
Where the hell is the cooker?
I saw it on the map.
It should be close.
Yeah, it's right here.
Stay there!
But I can't make any grilled...
I can't make any grilled fish!
Toasted grains? Fuck it, let's make that, I guess. Maybe he likes that.
Well, you can cook things with a sword light beam? No way!
I
Were you looking for me?
No
maybe not a fish maybe needs to be regular me okay let me do add the fish
As some salt and then I'm gonna make
Slope
Mysterious dish, how about you just do the fish
What how is this a mysterious dish you're literally just cooking fish
All right, let's make some satisfied grilled fruit.
I'm just trying to get this dog to max stuff.
Oh, are you capped at interactions for a day?
Is that what it is?
Okay, you gotta wait. Well then I can go and do this, uh, Count Roberts thing, I guess.
I remember where this dog is. I see him right there. I see chests on the minimap now.
I
Was my cliff of pirate I find it on a random ship in a river it detects treasure
Let's see what this is so it was you you took back my car scouts
Certainly look the past this game does have quick time of its point. I've another request for you
Really if you're willing to take it on that is what's going on
It's much the same as what you've done already the same scum you handled before you see
Some of them are still I think it's just on the menu map of the text for something. I don't know no idea
Oh, here's the quarry. Okay
Nice, this is the quest I wanted to find
Chase them off help me reclaim my quarry. You'll get a handsome reward. Okay. All right
I really need to like cook more food in this game. I have like no healing items
What? Oh my god it's some kind of code.
Oh it's one of these.
Oh no. New updates?
What does the new update say?
There we go, this is good, and then we press this, and then we press this.
Ha!
You're damn fucking right I'm stealing that.
Oath of darkness?
What the fuck was that?
Whoa cool
What is oath of darkness am I on the newest
Both are here
Refinement to
Okay, it's a move with a valacing temptation to lure others into the shadows and bind them to eternal darkness
Wow, that sounds edgy as fuck
Okay
Ah-ha! Cool! I have an earring now. There we go. That was fun. Hold up, there's more
shit to yoink here. What is this? Pelt. Okay. Damn it, I'm losing XP. Let's not yoink
any more shit okay we're going to the quarry oh yeah you see the earring on
your character oh my god I don't know why that shocked me so much but I just
did not expect that
wonder if you see the rings then too what you do you do see the rings unless you
do actually see the rings too cool nice
that's sick I like the detail all right
the quarry right so I could also level up
can I I can't get the next stamina level I
would love to though but I would also
love to get where is it the clothes
Slime fuck yeah give me this shit
Yeah
Dogeel apparently I gotta wait until the next day
Barbarian car gave Caleb and Boruba so thank you. So this is house Robert stolen quarry. Okay
oh it's really far away do I have some kind of map or way points
fucking hell it's all the way over there okay maybe I have a way point I do not
have a way points I'm going there though we're going there
sub to Prima
Oh
Fish and apple oh em is also. Oh, oh nice. Yeah, I could just do that. That's actually a tight. Thanks. I'm having fun
Yes, I am this is cool
Haven't done any deliveries or anything now after defeat the excavatron all right I
Really should cook more food. What's an easy way to get me?
What's an easy way to get money? What's an easy way to get anything?
Why are they wanting more pie?
Fresh saddles.
Oh, you...
Roma has it.
My attack wakes the spirit of anistic.
Aha, here you can buy horse stuff.
Cool.
Show your horse how much they matter.
I have so many inventory slots now, I'm very po-
Okay, it's good to see these question marks.
This is the stable?
Okay, nice.
ah your horse will receive the best treatment here
does this game make you any horse business is one to give code vein to
another try no
Yeah, there's only a dozen of them.
Oh, yeah.
What's the challenge for this one, then?
Defeat three enemies with a shield.
Okay.
Wait, look at that big-ass shield over here.
Nice.
I stream in 1080p at 8k bitrate, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Cory, Cory, Cory, Cory.
stuff. Wait, blue stuff. You can do a wheel there. Okay, why do I need for this one? Sword
Trials defeat three enemies within 30 seconds using a sword. Well, that's free
How do you do a wheel? Oh, there's a waypoint nice. You just go here and you just
Switch this one to something else like this
Now I'm do a wielding
But I don't care too much for dual wielding right now.
Do I have a quest here?
What's...
Two willings, alright.
What is this, iron?
That do be needed.
That's also ARN? ARN?
It's ARN?
Should I just play BDO or is this worth it? I keep hearing BDO is like A of K simulator.
is it paid to win in terms of like upgrading your weapons or something like that that's
what I've heard.
Like that? Okay. I need to defeat enemies with my shields. I got a shield bash them so we
can unlock a hecking skill point, bro.
How far am I in the story? I'm on chapter four. I've done quite a bit. I've done mostly
story just to get introduced to all the elements which I obviously I haven't been introduced
everything, but a lot of it.
Now I'm doing the quarry.
When you stream for the drops, do you yourself also get the drops?
No, wait, I just got a gladius
Cool
Actually looks kind of cool not as cool as that axe though
This game is humongous yeah, I mean if you just focus the story it's prop it's probably not like two hundred plus hours, you know
Oh, it's fine. It's alright. It actually blocks more committer in there. Top right, I'm like
blocking my money. But I have like 14 silver.
Aha, here's the quarry, huh?
Alright.
This game is a lot about exploration, a lot.
Yeah, Ludango, pretty much.
Nice, Kay, nice.
Oi!
I gotta kill you with my shields so I get a skill point.
Wow nice
That's one
That's two
I'm expecting you to die so I can get my damn skill point.
Now he's dead. Great.
Yeah.
I'm just trying to kill with a shield, please.
Shut up.
Stop dying to anything but my shield dammit.
No, you die.
Die!
Come on!
I mean, I get a stomp because he's on his...
Okay, well, how about you then? You wanna die?
Come here.
Okay, get up.
Because I'm not stomping.
Shield bashing is really strong in this game.
Because you have eye frames when you're doing it.
Oh
No
Come on you can't be that tanky there is no way
It deals damage, yeah. I just need one more kill. I've already killed two people like
it okay I guess the wall killed in there and not me
but you're the one running away
Did he just ask challenge is he dead no
No?
Please, sir.
When I did that last time, yeah, that doesn't count as a kill for some reason.
It needs to be a shield bash, I guess, or something.
Okay, lower his health a bit, I lost a bit too much, that's fine.
I'll lower their health a bit.
One more.
Okay, now.
I need for this.
Brody, these 20s have bound with you.
Yeah, the two kills that worked for this was just killing him with a shield bash.
You just gotta be patient, that's it.
Who the hell are you?
Please die.
What am I doing?
I'm getting a challenge.
I gotta kill three enemies with a shield.
I've done two.
he just refused to die to it yes thank you all right now we're good
all right very pulled get
The shield bash is very good. You just don't take any damage when you're using it. I have two trying to get level 5 stamina, alright.
ha ha boy I need to get in here can you open up yeah I have triple sword kill I
gotta do also you can probably do it down here this area is here
this place has a shit look at the minimap there's enemies everywhere I
I need to kill three enemies at the same time of the sword also. Oh my lord
What the fuck
I'll slow down, you f***ing cowards!
Oh my god, I have like no healing items!
I won't need any healing items.
My longsword is upgraded, it's all I need, man.
There must be some mistake here.
There's so many enemies in this area.
This is insane.
This fucking combat
What is this
This is so ridiculous.
There's 82% of enemies left in this area.
This is insane.
I
Loads line city
I'll fucking stay with him.
Okay, let me get a parry.
Come here, you coward.
I have no healing left. I gotta be careful. The amount of enemies in this area is insane.
Oh wait, I got guards helping me!
I don't know what you're talking about.
My health!
Gave me some health.
Let me drop health.
A key!
I'll... come back!
70% of enemies left.
I'm actually finding food though.
Okay, that's good.
What the clothes line from hell oh my god I spawned it three other queries here okay
Yeah, it wasn't an explosive barrel. I'll just find some food on them. Also, the percentage
should still stay the same. I've done this before on a different like tower or whatever,
so I'm pretty sure it stays the same.
You don't have to clear this area, but...
Oh, you can summon the other characters to help you out.
Oh!
Really?
Yeah, it's at 68% now, so you don't have to redo it.
Wait, how do you do that?
I mean, I can summon...
Comrade is heading to the assembly point.
Oh!
There she is! Okay, cool. Also I got this for that.
see how she fights if you can make it over the water that is
I
Can't believe enough is already playing in summons. Oh Della was able to beat dark souls on his own SMH
We got to see how she fights dude. It's cool
I
Mean she can take aggro here
She's got a little buckler, I think. Yeah. How's the game? It's fun.
Die! What the fuck? Okay, he's dead.
I know you can play as area.
But I haven't really unlocked any moves for her.
I
Frames people's elbow
Artifacts nice I can increase my stamina. She might be stuck in a cliff. I don't know
Dead
Here she is nice
I've heard the Mad Max game is good, yeah.
the
56%
of
It's very impactful
You tell me I'm at 52%
No, come that's crazy fun
This is your end, Cremate.
A becker bow, ew.
Oh, you're not coming.
You're kidding me.
Playtime's over.
Oh, you're kidding me.
Playtime's over.
Oh, you're kidding me.
Playtime's over.
Oh, you're kidding me.
Back to the shit you drawed from the title.
Yeah.
gonna loot all of these. I need to upgrade that. My move is good, but it's like completely
I should have run away run away from this
Yeah, I'm getting the doldrum next day. I'm I'm just trying to clear this fucking quarry. It's like Bristol mania
They don't die
They need food on you guys I need some healing
Yo, come up!
Oh my god, this takes forever!
The quarry? Uh, it's really high up on the map. Uh, here. It's like north of the first
city. Why am I lantern-ing? Okay, can I get some food items? Maybe? No, not pickaxes.
No, I keep finding this my inventory is gonna be so full from this
Giant, can you help me?
40% yep
leave my queen alone
I
Have at 36 we're almost liberated. Oh fuck the liberate myself though
oh my god he's outsmarting me this sword I just I found a few of them and
then it's upgraded like three times I think
Are you kidding me?
This fucking game.
Why does that explode?
You don't have to redo all the kills though.
The game is saves on the percentage you had so it's alright.
Oh yeah, there's different weapons, yeah, I mean I could do double access.
No, it's not back to 100, it stays on the same percentage.
It's a 32.
It's good that it saves her progress.
Yeah, I would have been ass otherwise.
Are those exploding barrels?
Because I don't want to stay close to that.
Ah, fuck.
Need some salmon upgrades.
Oh, is it 3 kills in 30 seconds with a regular sword?
You're right. I think you're right about that.
Uh, I need a regular sword.
I think that's a regular sword.
When I got a- I'll put like a shield here or something.
Yeah, there it is.
Get away
Three all right done
All fan backs kills feels not what the fuck
There's another challenge you got to kill three in one but I need more like a we for that
that. Gosh it's hard. Ah! Fucking drills. What the f- No! No! I saw it mid-animation.
fucking barrels man oh no there's one three three at once and then there's one
three I think I can get a stamina up right now though three and thirty seconds
of one and then three at once three and thirty seconds already did that that
shit's easy oh I have five skill oh yeah I could get a stamina level five now
Yeah, just throw barrels is true. The wrestling moves are too fun man. How much stamina do I have now 220 I guess yeah 220
Then I can get 240 but there's too many good things like I should really just upgrade the regular stuff
At this point probably
probably. Wait, wait, wait, wait, where's the R2 one? Here's the R2 one forward slash yeah.
It's got a finishing move here and then it can no longer miss on that so give me this.
This seems to be an endowed size to parrying.
Maybe there is, I don't know.
Now there's a finishing move with this one.
Am I liking the main character?
I mean, his name kind of fits his personality.
He doesn't really say or do much except bristle people
Let me see this new then
Ow. Fucking hell. I need some healing.
I'm not sure I can straight up break it.
Maybe with a hand.
I need healing!
No, the power thing doesn't heal you.
Here we go, now we got him.
Oh wait, I'm gonna die.
No?
All right.
23% left, okay.
Where's this? It's a Bristol Mania, dude.
Chop with the axe tool?
I guess it could work, but it'd take a while.
21...
I'm just scared of exploding barrels!
Sparrows! Stefano!
Fuck it, let's break the house.
Or not.
Still in the court? Well, yeah, there's 19% enemies left. I might as well kill it all.
Can't get this far.
Artifact!
David.
Wait, that means I could get another stamina increase, I think?
No, I'm missing one more.
Oh, it's fucking stacked over there.
Alright
Dude!
The enemies aren't even a threat, it's the fucking barrels!
What a berserks.
It's just 16%.
Let's rid this quarry of bandits.
And then there's the boss fight, the Excavatron.
Barrels Stefano
I'll flutter when you beat him first!
Are you a wee please?
No barrels, please.
Okay, that's a good finishing move.
I'm happy I bought that.
Okay, come here. Hey!
I live...
I
No, I don't- I never have to re-kill the bandits.
The game saves progress.
If you look on the left side, there's a percentage counter.
It's at 12%.
It needs to hit zero.
And then all the enemies here are liberated.
I'm every time I get into the zone. I just hit a barrel and I die
Any barrels here
Shut up!
What the fuck? Ow!
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Liberating this gives you a lot of points though.
You just played Q1 on PS2?
Yeah, no I played it.
Yeah, no I flushed it.
up
I'm going to spit into a barrel.
Come here.
One percent left.
Get out of here.
fuck!
is it done?
Is it done?
I see them.
I guess I gotta defeat the X-cavatron with no healing items by the way.
Nice.
I need to make some healing items. I'm sure there's like a camp or something.
Can I combat Loodle this shit?
Grilled meat!
Nice!
What?
Hello?
Okay, I need to get to the place now
I'm trying to get to the boss fight.
me through I'm saving my food for the boss fight
two to the 45 violent peanuts butterfix 23 it's over there maybe there's like a
grill I can use also I think you're region fight by the way
Did I say region fights? I mean health.
I am having fun with the game, yeah.
Um...
No.
I gotta run buff. Wait, there's cooking there. We can do that. I just gotta buff for him. Hold on.
Look, there's health regen. Very pole gear.
Whew, alright, that was a lot of fighting. Jesus Christ.
Okay.
Thank you, if male.
What the f-
Marnie's Excavatron.
Alright, what is this? I was gonna cook food here, dude
Okay, the bow deals good damage
I'm a little bit scared of overcommitted. Wait, did I just take damage? From what? From
when he was underground? Actually, I have no idea. Maybe we just sprint here. Okay,
Yeah, that works.
An owl?
Alright.
Yeah, the boss looks like a bio-shockier.
Wait, oh my god, what happened to my body?
DSP rage-crit on this boss?
What up, Yort?
I feel like this guy is a big enemy.
I could latch onto him.
Why am I all of a sudden using the...
All right, Tom. Oh my god, okay.
Let's try some side stepping.
Let's... okay.
All right.
nice nice I drilled in the ass he'll
come on take 69 bro thank you all good man
we do have an upgraded sword. He's gotta not get hit by his dumb shit, you know.
I mean, this is the attack when he goes underground. That's the ass one.
Probably use some more healing items.
I like no healing items that I have to cook to me.
I have an idea though.
We have a lot of options to test.
I don't think it's going to be too bad.
This is Morgan Lovekick, Orisa, thank you!
The difference between me and DSP is I'm not gonna rage quit on this fight, alright?
This attack kinda leaves him to the left, say.
I like that you can keep him stunned in the combo, and then he can just say, fuck it!
I don't think damage is the issue.
I think getting the opportunity to attack might be the issue since you can't really
carry this guy yeah you can you just
can't over commit because you can just
decide to stab you in the fucking face
like no more than three hits
of
the
Okay.
How my eyeballs
Wait, why is there ads in here, why is there ads in here?
I told myself, I told myself you should only do three attacks.
I didn't.
I went for four attacks and I instantly died for it.
So, yeah, my bad, my bad.
Alrighty then.
Hello, EllieJazz. I think something might be broken with your TTS.
My previous message got cut short.
Could you replay it or read the entire message out loud for us?
Thank you. Like this?
I have told Elias to be requested since he missed last his birthday tomorrow.
Let me know if you borrow more.
It was yesterday, bro.
I'm not trying to try any ass.
Oh, she actually can't blind him
Guns of War thinks that 5 man, thank you!
That worked so well bro.
Maybe you can only blind him once because he's not working now.
Oh wait, it did work.
Should use the R2 more.
I'm getting a pet, uh, yeah, this next day.
I think they're leases.
What?
I don't know, I had like 70% health or something.
Honestly, no end bandage, so thank you
Yeah, you could definitely blind him in certain segments it might be when he glows
Red like that like before he goes down because it doesn't seem to work now
Like right here maybe I don't know. Oh no it did work. Yeah
Yeah, let's not get instant killed here.
There it is.
No, I pressed not that.
Okay, I'm trying to...
THAT ATTACK IS ACTUALLY SO SCUFFED THOUGH
THAT ATTACK IS OMEGASCUFFED
Okay, this fight's pretty easy now though, since you can stun him out of that, he's gotta not whiff it
DON'T WHIFT IT
AHH FUCK!
I got so many in my eye
Yeah, it only works when he does the red attack.
It really looks like that.
Just testing, testing.
Gotta be ready for it.
Oh, okay.
Like now it works.
getting getting a complacent here we got a lock in
And then if you're mid-combo, I can't really cancel into that.
Oh, we're good. We're fine now.
I misread the attack! Yeah.
I thought he was doing the standstill.
A job that's four year anniversary, thank you.
Maybe that's like a telltale sign though. When enemies do like this red thing, you can blind them with a light.
How much of the game has ever explained that though?
I
Got him now though easily
Easily, but it's very easy. Just don't over commit one two three. Okay. Well, I over committed already
Okay, nice
Fucked up so good
Don't overdo it.
Um, is he doing some BM shit or what?
Now blind him, full R2 combo.
One, two, three, go back.
One, two, my ass, blind him.
One, two, three, four, five, go back.
And a random ass guard in the fight.
I get AoE damage though.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Easy free damage, all good.
Blind him.
One, two, three, four, five.
Did I just RKO the boss?
Wait, you can RKO him from the back, I think.
I think I have a back grab punish.
Do the charge forward then.
No you can't! Wait, how did I do that? Was that a glitch?
That must have been a glitch or something.
You're gonna dive down?
I didn't see what I got.
got. Cool. No, I had my sponsor with this game yesterday. Game solid though. It starts
so very slow. But it's fun. What's the good thing about it? Map and drill? Is that what
was. I guess take that contribution shop man.
Well now there's no enemies left here. Can I press start game? I'm playing on
PC
So house Roberts three out of five okay, there's a commotion on the crane apparently so what did I get from this?
I got like a drip a drill oh
Mining Maus three. Oh shit. This is a mining weapon or mining whatever cool
You can mine with his shit
Hey, that's tight, man.
Yeah, I'm definitely getting power, but this game has enough levels really like that.
Well, I guess you do get cubes when you also fight stuff.
Oh my God, why do I have two pickaxes?
have some Psydumon spear well you can drill now very cool why do you does not have to
be on the same thing as two hander why can't that be like a separate thing over here so
something probably nice oh yeah maybe it'll work on the strange glowing rock I
found true we gotta test that
true
Oh, I had a feeling it would be you again. Thank you
We are just ready to shoot that massive any rungs but the poor crane operators gone and done his back in
If we can't get it moved
Every future project will have to be put on hold for one last favor. Could you try your hand at the crane?
the key to the control room I'm nice salad nice nice I put my thanks into words you
pulled me out of trouble time and begin the hat oh shit it's kind of hard to
explain it was like a fishing village and it was a pirate ship outside so I
yo I I yoinked a little boat and I rode into the pirate ship and I killed
like an elite enemy and uh yeah
i gotta equip a mallet then i found it yeah
uh a mallet
look at all these fucking becker bows i have
Yikes
You guys have a mallet that I can borrow
Okay, you just go up. Oh shit is it all the way up there. Oh fuck me. I
I need a mallet right wait I thought I needed to strike that to whatever I think
we're good we're good
Oxidational 33 man a pizza kill takes 27 so your ex-convod waiting for the day
you'll play DOS 2 or BG 3 might take a while might take a while man
And does we're getting not that a word of sub, thank you.
No tactics. It doesn't seem like it. You can only do the story with Cliff, I think.
Oh, zombie Zach, thanks for the prime, Ronald.
Thank you, man, thank you.
Oh, wait, you could increase speed by pressing X.
It's probably not much, though, like the other turning thing.
Alright, nice.
What are we doing up here?
We're using this.
I'm guessing it's this thing, right?
Why is it turning?
back
why is it so precise?
why is it so damn precise I mean it has to be this thing right what else would
it I got it I got it yes I think yes oh Jesus fucking Christ jumpscare
nice
You had the same jumpscare yesterday? Okay, it wasn't just me. Nice.
All right, I guess we go back to Count Roberts. I'm sure there's probably a teleport somewhere here.
So I'm gonna get some height over here.
What's the matter with you?
Chilling, killing.
You know.
Blue there could be a there's also something up there.
That could also be a quick travel point.
I think that's a quick travel point up there.
Nothing beats the blue whale jump scare.
Oh yeah, that's definitely a waypoint. It looks like it.
Fuck yeah, Mo. I'll handle it, bro. I'll try my best, man.
Was there a quest for that whale? No.
Yeah, Lice of Peace, old four male. I saw that. That's sick, dude.
I'm happy for those dads. I wonder what they're gonna cook up next.
The blue stuff is here, right?
Am I crazy?
Dude, sprinting on X and jumping on Square throws me off so much.
I
Fall reminded yet
Father they'll carry five birds. Oh my god
Could that be a waypoint maybe what about up there yeah we just go up there and
check hey you crunch into something tasty and fun to chew it's crunchy one
She too
Won't so so the forest getting a deal see her son probably not
There's the way point fuck yeah, let's go
Nice
I killed the boss, yeah.
I might as well run and grab that. You don't need to be on these to quick travel and I'm close to this thing, so...
How am I able to jester max so flawlessly? What the fuck is jester max?
I
Haven't been there gently actually didn't think about it. We're all in nothing though. I
Would like to replay sons of the forest again that game's fun man, but freaky the damn sharks freak me out. Oh
Oh my god, it's 7pm already. Goddamn.
It's a Saturday today, yeah.
Okay, what challenge is this?
Defeat five enemies with a shield without taking damage.
Ohhhh.
You know what that sounds like painful maxing
Why didn't you hit the other guy wait that was three with one though with a sword
Oh, maybe it needs to be oh it needs to be yeah, it does
Yeah, it needs to be a normal sword
Ack, Ack, Ack, Ack, Ack, I just don't need that.
Wait, what about you guys?
I just have that kind of face.
You're only two enemies.
Some moves for the shield? Yeah, you can unlock moves for it, you can.
Let me let me try some shit you can do this I mean you can do that but that didn't count
as a shield kill last time I did it Okay we gotta do that challenge though
very important three enemies at once
all the feather on it will glow if there's treasure all that's how it is
okay thank you
damn it's fucking dark now
yeah Jesus
wait do you count as a bird?
you count as a bird for sure come here chicken
yeah one out of five
nice
cuckoo
Wait, what?
You want to go?
Fucking shaking.
I'm gonna skin you.
Birdmeat large bone and feather.
Okay, that's nice.
it's fun man it's fun inventory is full
oh great I don't really get one grouping
these these things do.
But what is grouping the things actually do again?
I'm going to group you.
Yeah, group you, I guess.
It makes a folder for the category.
Is that what it is?
OK.
I have four there I could how many do I have normally two yeah yo
God and snake I thanks for subreddit well there's cooking even lip thanks to the
30 we could get this this is oh yeah here's shield bash but I'm already
using that
Press R1R2 while using another skill to quickly chain into turning slash.
Yeah, that's probably very strong I imagine.
So if you use another skill like the stab for example, yeah it goes right into it like
a finisher.
that's actually kinda nice
yeah so you can do a finisher then
killer to thank you how's the game
it's fun
but you've got to be patient for sure
it's a very slow start
any birds yes that it can you can get rid of them I just wish it was a way to
like just sell a junk or something just sell a junk I would have been nice
nice to get
All right, we go back man we go back
Yeah, yeah, it's it's rough
It is it was full mouth
Okay, and then teleport back you got to go to environment and then we can teleport right in here
And then we can they talk to the dog or pet the dog or whatever
Black Desert 2.92 years, I really don't think they're working on that, are they?
I mean, they just made this.
How about finished tutorial?
I've done a lot of the beginning main quests, but enemies are definitely getting stronger,
so I need to get stronger myself.
What was I doing wait why is it not tracking the Kess anymore beats me man but it's this
slime. Oh, sorry, musta slipped.
Well met stranger. Well met
Easy recipe oink
Now I'm gonna sell it to her that's how I roll
Your right hand comes off no way Leon way
Let your cares drift away.
Like, what do I, yeah, I can sell all these.
How do I know if I have them already? I don't even know.
I do wish it would be a little bit more straightforward with what recipes and stuff.
You have and don't have or maybe it is and I'm just lying maybe
I got 11 silver 12 actually
We can sell this spear cuz never use it. The cinnamon sword is good. I can sell this
Oh, this is bleed banded disguise. Okay. Hey, that could be good to have
That's cool. It said they use the color red so that blood splatters remain inconspicuous. I like them. I like those guys
That's cool. That's smart
It's real smart, you know. Well, I freed up 10 spaces
11
Maybe I can like
Is this a woodcutter axe? No, it's a becker axe.
Can I sell that shit? It's trash. Trash.
You're probably on like 240p or something sort of time I- I'm guessing.
I can sell.
Sit!
Make yourself at home.
Hope you stop by again soon.
I don't know if I can sell the bugs.
What if I need them for Crimson Desert 2?
Oh wait, the dog!
Dog!
You're still here!
Hey!
Hey, yeah, do you recognize me?
Yeah, I'm increasing my trust with him.
It's almost max.
One more.
The trust with his animals reached maximum press square and select take in to
make them your new companion.
I just I just consumed him
Dog you
I see you there what up, dude
I
Always following me now
Yeah, you can feed him just drop food next to them
You wait off my chest
Well, well, here you are, if it isn't back, here I'll start.
There's no need to worry.
I truly don't know how to thank you enough.
That was cool.
This was a side quest that led to a boss fight, so I really like that.
The boss fights is what I really want to find.
relief. Please accept this. It's very special to me. And I'll get sure to tell his
greats what you've done. If there was a character creator in this, what would you
play as, Ella? Probably human warrior with a greatsword.
Now Robert's organizing the remaining info. His quest is now a complete
visit him again to continue with the follow-up.
Huh.
The House of Robust Faction Agreements have formed a formal alliance.
Dude, I'm pretty sure one of the main stories in this game is going to be that you need to form alliances.
It's gotta be, right? And prepare for the big war to take down the black bears.
Black bears.
So what else do you have here like this was house Roberts and there's nothing else I can
do here now and then there's like witches the hermit which okay you and then you have
head and on the commissions this is like crafting and shit and then you have head
non-politics oh this was a spy ride did
yeah I'm gonna have how Celeste and this
is the bounty stuff okay I see all right
I'll play on PC this is this witch's
stuff sounds very important we should
do this this could lead to magic maybe
or something wait hold up before I got
to go to that reputation store I think
I could buy some armor. Do they let me in now? Looks like you've seen better days. Yeah.
Looks like your mama seemed better days when she was with me last night. Punk ass guard.
This is the rep store.
Hey, you.
I sent something aside, knowing you'd appreciate it.
I think you de-acted.
That's very nice of you, thank you.
Yeah, so I have...
Oh, okay, so if you look behind my camera here,
I have 22 rep, and I can buy this whole gear set
from re...
with rep.
And these are pretty good, actually.
This gives you movement speed, this head-on-on stuff.
What the fuck, what am I doing with this?
Is it on your horse or something?
Or do I fight with it?
Oh, that's a ring that gives you attack plus, that's cool.
Ice resistance.
I mean, maybe I'll buy this armor, to be honest.
Hey, you!
The fact that you get movement speed is quite nice.
The ring's name was a tarnished.
Because I have a...
I have a ring.
Yeah, my ring is tarnished, yeah.
I'll buy this movement speed thing.
It- I have 22, it costs 21.
I mean, I'm not gonna wait until...
You trade rep, yeah. You trade rep. Now I have one rep left.
I don't think I should equip it here.
But now that I did that, um...
Oh, what? You can sell them back for the same amount of rep?
Also, there's no point in saving it for Crimson Desert 2 then.
that wasn't money I used it was a rep you get rep by doing quests and like people
in in town oh you don't need your outfit because you have enough rep anyway so
you're fine. Uh huh. Damn, I have this Scarlet Blades cloth. That's just straight up. Yeah,
there's that one. And I have this shit that covers my entire face. That guy's a five minute
all the count everyone knows it holy movement speed wait this is like
actually a difference cool I don't think you can hurt kids in this game he
mugged me no he didn't because I can just hover my mouse over his name and
and click BAM.
How about he mugs THAT? Huh?
That was my thought.
But I'm not a BITCH
who can't take some criticism or-
Wait, that wasn't criticism.
Hey, you.
Hmm.
He wins either way. No he doesn't.
I win that was the whole point I win
The little treasure here that I've never found but these are recipes
Shut up I'm looking for this recipe that's hidden here
Or somewhere whatever I can't be ours just go we go to the white crow witches thing
I think that's maybe how you unlock magic
Starting to get all these quest on
Anonymous give us up to mog the buyer Rizzler
Also, I'm not even close to having enough inventory space I should sell all these becker bows
Where's the Crimson Desert? We've seen it. We just haven't been there. I'm buying small
bags, yeah, when I see them. Where's the dude that's supposed to be the dude here? Or is
the dude down here oh yeah he's down here looking for fine steel I would love to show
I'm gonna be crazy
They might lay test the horror that's master
So
Wait, I can gamma now I can gamma I'm gonna gamma. There's a gambling then here that I couldn't afford to join
But now I can
Wait, I got an engraved gold earring that gives even more movement speed.
What?
Look, that's movement speed. Also, my gear is coming together now.
What?
None of this makes any sense. Crimson Dog or this game good?
What? Dogs are good?
I'm gonna fucking gamble now, let's go.
Let's see how this works. Yo!
Play 15 silver, I have like 20 something.
This is ex-
Do as the game where players compete for the pot based on their hand combo
Once the game begins, you're dealt two cards
After checking your hand, you can either place a bet or fold
The player with the highest ranking hand wins
Predict your opponent's hand and raise the bet at the right time to secure a victory
Oh shit, I haven't played poker in forever, man
Well, I gotta view my hand
Noble punter and punter and cliff man. These guys are fucking loaded. Jesus. Okay. Let me view hands. Oh
Oh, yeah, it's literally poker. Okay
kinda
zero
Executor red four and seven, okay
When the sum of that number is a single digit the higher the number the better
If your opponent has a superior pair of non-inclusive prime pair you win, if not the hand is calculated as regular points.
Okay, hold on, this is fucking confusing. Let me start.
Yeah, what cards do I have? Let's start.
Focus on the cards.
Oh, it's a Korean traditional game? Oh, okay.
This is very confusing.
Wait, I can accuse or something. Wait, can he cheat?
I can accuse him of rigging the game.
Okay, what do I have?
Uh...
I have a 2 and a 9?
Is that- Wait, I- There's a turn- There's- There's a timer, dude!
I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing!
I have a two and a not I have a four and a five I have a four and a five does that count for anything
I don't even know what I
Have no idea one a point I have one point that says yeah, okay
Right, and then I can half pot all in race I'm gonna race
What did he do he called okay?
Folded he folded show hand wait he has a pair
You spared me for these old bones oh my god
Okay okay it's not over though it's not
over okay he had a pair there could I have but I had I had nothing I guess I
had nothing you can turn page oh play duo with 20 cards number 1 to 10 combine
two cards to form a higher ranked set and win the round each number has a
yellow and a red card red cards are key to forming powerful sets are
creating tactical variables. Read your opponent's mind and strike their weakness with strategy.
Pay the base anti while seated to start duo. Receive two cars to choose an action of checking
your cars. You can check. Pass the turn without racing. You can all in. You can half race.
Double race. Bet the double D amount raced. Call and fold. This is automatic if a 10-second
family is seated. The cars are revealed when the pulse can no longer be raced.
okay there's a next page oh my gosh I had maybe the combination of one and two
it's the strongest hand after Pear okay I mean I can always pause let let's get
hand let's get a hand all right I was
pressing L1 in case I could learn a new
move but maybe I should have accused
there I'm not sure that could have been
the accused thing right there okay I
I have two red ones.
I have a one and a seven.
Is that anything?
I have eight points, it's high card.
Okay, eight points is high card.
High card.
Does that say anything here?
why do you want yellow to mix them and you can get stuff I don't know I don't
know what the fuck I'm doing okay I'm gonna check to though he folds no I'm
gonna check since I have a high one but he has a 10 though I can't check I
I can't call. I'm gonna race. I'm racing. Well, I'm calling.
What are you called? Okay, did I win?
Nothing beats experience.
this game sucks fucking hell I just well I have 19 silver now so I didn't lose that
much he had a special combination of one plus ten and I only had eight points yeah
That makes sense. Let's go to the damn witches or whatever this is
This is PC yes, I'm playing on PC you can see my frame rate top left actually
You probably can't because of all the pixels on a stream due to this game's high
grass level
Okay, you. Rangers found 111, mom. Thank you. Particles. Well, they're really particles.
It's more like, it's just very, like, dense forest and stuff. Due to the incredible fidelity
of the foliage. Should have said that yesterday during my core flow. I need a stamina upgrade.
This is embarrassing. How's the enemy variety? Um, bandits. Very bandits.
So right here, this is where the witches are.
Maybe we get some lore now on why they resurrected us.
I think it's down here to be fair.
Meet Sylvia the Novus Witch.
Oh, there's a recipe here, put up.
Oh, it's to make your own pills.
That's actually really good.
That's a very nice recipe.
Yoink, yoink.
See she's a baddie.
Goodness isn't something you decide on.
It comes naturally.
I'm trying to greet her.
It might be smart to increase rep with these, you know?
Let me gift her something.
Don't you want my insects?
should know I can't read your mind embed a bus gear extract a bus gear create
Sockets
Okay, it's five silver
right
I can embed abyss gear
wait is this is this sort of abyss or
No available abyss gears for this sockets. Extract abyss gears?
Oh. Oh, that's why I keep getting the blue stuff when I'm dodging, when I'm getting hit.
It's because of these gloves. Okay, that's cool.
So I can extract these.
Wind slash R1. It's equipable on melee weapons. Destruction and swift. This is attack speed.
I wonder if I could put this on my two-handed weapon or whatever.
I put like a taxbeat or something.
Extract Abyss gear.
Am I too poor for this?
Cool.
Yeah.
So then I can go back and I can embed.
my sword I can put a win slash r1 after certain action embed oh my god I'm poor as hell now dude
so now my weapon has no I may fortune guide your path my weapon has a win slash now if I do
R1s?
Or...
Oh yeah, it does! Cool! That's sick.
Okay, well, was that it?
No, it's the combo ender. That thing deals insane damage by the way. It's very powerful
That's actually why I wanted it out by sword
Now what that was it come do anything else
I'm gonna get the dog out real quick
Birds I need birds
I need birds.
I don't know.
Don't run.
Friendly, friendly, friendly, friendly, friendly, friendly.
Did I get one?
Yes!
Okay, that's two out of five.
You can view the sword details see the button commas when slash oh all right
Oh like here it just is r1 after certain actions but I can inspect it
Where's R1, Pelepe, Circle in R1?
Oh, okay.
I don't know.
I can't get it to work. Maybe it needs to be in combat or something.
Hey, Shikin!
Well...
Okay, I'm gonna get the dog out of my chair before it gets fucking suplexed.
BIRD! BIRD! BIRD!
Okay hold on, let me get further.
Oh, my God!
Hey, Chucks, neck exercises are important. Let's do some while we are waiting.
Look up.
Look down.
Look left.
Look right.
Look both.
Now stop.
of
the
So I'm starting to understand are these like quests to work.
I mean this is gray man's race cute as citizens of the fallen land.
We can mark that can you?
No that's like what you're doing I guess.
And then you have these, this was for Heranand, and this is House Celeste, which is just Bounty's, right?
And then you have House Roberts, which is like, I can't do more.
You have this un-uh, village something.
And then you have that, now we know how to socket weapons and shit, and then you have some requests here.
Cool.
No no it's it's pretty straightforward to understand this in my honestly honest
opinion to be honest I guess I'll check there's like a huge question mark here
mysterious energy it might be a secret hidden there okay I'll check what that
is I don't know idea that's right mining big rocky so we'll come back for
no that you might need the drill for that I should go and check that us up
is enjoying this game bad now who cares as long as you yourself enjoy it and I'm
enjoying it I am oh dude imagine a speeder in this game
Hmm
Aranda this game, I mean I literally have seen two enemy types thus far so yeah
Okay, we're checking what this is this big question mark
Question mark learning in process discovery a bonfire
So what's the question mark for it said it could be some like hidden power. Oh, yeah, apparently the pirate hats feather glows when you're close to treasure
Not that you guys will be able to see that because of which bit rate but still oh
Yeah, there's a genoblin's true genoblin's or Q-men's devil. Yeah, you got those devils too. It's true. That's true
wait this is like alien or something look it's a meteor it's totally a meteor
I'm gonna drill it
I mean it's fallen from the sky you can see
hmm very weird
oh yeah the palm should actually always be the answer
come to shit man there's definitely something weird here like David
purposefully made the grass like this and the giant question mark here is a
giant question mark pickaxe but surely the drill would work for that right yeah
it doesn't work it should it would be blue if it worked
look a mysterious energy can miss ends in this area there might be hidden
secret here so it's best not to ignore it
Tell me that rock is not weird. It's very weird
Whatever I'm getting stung locked
And what happened to the quest I was
I'm just checking these
Because these could lead to like insane boss fights and shit
Sword reflection. Yeah, we can try that. That's a good idea. That's a good idea. Maybe it's nighttime. Oh, of course
It's nighttime. That's why they have a bonfire here. It all makes sense
Oh, I made fire with a sword light
I can actually cook some decent food here.
Hola, man, run, what up, dude?
Wait, but I can't wait here, though.
No, I can't wait now. It's gotta be night time. You gotta go here at night time, that's the thing.
You've rested enough, you can sleep again after some time.
Oh, ow.
whatever I guess I'm working my way towards this area those I think it's
those kids that kept putting me to shooting me with stuff how do I feel
about the game now it's fun it's really fun to explore
Because it kind of scratches that Gothic itch, like the best exploration ever for me is like in the Gothic games.
You can just run a direction and then it's like, oh, shit.
I just found this like insane mega weapon all of a sudden.
Why is there no blue stuff blue stuff
How big is the world it is huge ah mongus
Oh, it's a waypoint yay
Yeah, except they're hard so yeah
Look at this glorious bit right here.
Yeah, this is the forest of those little ladies that put me to sleep.
But it says I can talk to the shy over here, whatever that is.
Maybe it can lead to cool boss fight.
Yeah, upgrading stamina is like you gotta
You gotta do that like early because
Everything needs a lot of stamina to be used. So I have level five stamina
Which means I can do some dumb shit
Like that and then take full damage
Yeah, YouTube allows way higher b-rate. They do.
Hey, can I speak to you now? Please don't.
No, don't.
I need to speak to someone in this tree or some shit.
Or I don't know.
I can't see shit. I'm going up the tree
Speak with a shy
Maybe I just can't do this now
I don't know I can I'm just blind it is supposed to be right here there's no one in the tree
There was an NPC here for you?
But the fuck?
Well, not for me.
They are shy.
Oh my god, bend me.
I'm getting a seizure from these shadows.
Try getting caught again.
Yeah, I could try that, I guess.
Oh no, do you think they're- no, I don't think- let's move them.
oh now she's there okay thank you
boy oh you're just right I'll show you how to get into the town but you have to
help me first something precious of the chiefs was stolen and put on my friend's
head I need to get it back before the chief most I was fast-forwarding yeah
cuz we've seen that before on his head yes on his head I don't know who did
it but they're in trouble when I find out can you help me please help me
please dude you have it I can barely see you you're green standing in the
highest green grass in this game
wait that's not you
Where the fuck did she go?
I don't know.
Oh, now I- oh my- she went a kilometer away! What the f- huh?
She went over there!
Oh, I have a teleport right there.
Oh, thank you, exploration.
I mean, I can this land, but I haven't given it too much thought
Okay, there's a fucking giant yeah, hop where the hell did all of you come from?
these guys are like insane health too I'm dead I I'm out of here fuck this
Yeah, three kills at once with a sword I gotta do.
Not on those.
I'm trying to see what these little kids are doing.
No I haven't all I know.
The giant tree often is roaming near the gorge, the item on it's head must be retrieved.
Whaaaaa?
I don't know what to do.
What do you mean blind? There's like a million trees here.
I see him! Oh! To Mordor!
Whoo!
All of a sudden, shout of the Colossus.
I mean, Isengard, yes.
where they're taking the hobbit.
This is cool.
Fusing Skating's 2 year anniversary, hello.
I'm so impressed.
You have great timing.
Now I can return it before the chief even notices.
If you turn down Shadow Quality one or two, oh, I'm gonna do that, actually.
I'm so sorry so much.
I'll make sure that you're allowed into our village.
Thank you.
Not just anyone gets in, you know?
I'll see you around.
okay we formed the reliance now with the
pororo in forest or some shit yeah I'm
gonna check out shadows let me do this
is this and that and this this and then
graphics over here and then you have a
shadow quality to like medium maybe
actually looks better now they're a
bit softer there's not so fucking
crazy well can't do anything else here I guess I cannot turn down wind
unfortunately
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I have no idea where they are but the drilling spot is right here
or if if drilling works
yeah i'm gonna go through the village i'm just gonna check the um this is where we found that weird thing
It was here like to the left
I just spent four hours running around aimlessly not knowing I have to look at the key my inventory yep
Have I explore all the map no no
Thank y'all for the thinking.
Will I one-hundle this game?
No.
Probably not.
Bird!
Come here!
Bird!
Come here!
Dude, 100% of this game is probably like 200 hours.
300, Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
Right here we found something really weird.
And if you strike it with a pickaxe, it moves.
So I'm going to drill it.
And you're calm.
Okay.
Might be magic, I don't know.
Okay, where was that forest now?
Question mark?
It's like here or something?
They're a bit of a bunch, which houseland?
Market?
No, we know about it.
Police not the forest again, but I gotta go to the kids!
I think they're like over here.
Trust me, I don't like this forest myself.
see it makes the 117 wait where was that for us now I don't even know dude
I'm going to flatten you.
What the fuck?
Wait, I need to kill three enemies with one move.
What was my drill?
Can you all like- okay I need to get to the archer.
Hey all of you!
This is never gonna work. Ever.
wrestling champ
I'm playing Noita again, number of secrets, yeah I've heard Noita has like an insane
amount of secrets. That hasn't even been solved all of it either.
I can't find this kid's forest again. I actually don't know where it is.
Yeah, I don't know where they are.
These guys.
Yeah, master it is, yeah.
Is it down left?
Is it down right?
Doesn't want to see if they have anything, you know?
TP at Unicorn Cliff.
Alright, uh, Unicorn Cliff.
Yeah, there they are. Okay.
Just want to see if they have anything, you know?
Yeah, Noytha seems absolutely crazy. It truly does.
Okay, now we gotta go...
hey you here meme sores yeah thanks 15 man yeah I played it I have like not not
a lot like 15 hours was only
I had a corp all the way down.
Time to enter bitrate forest again.
You have about 600 deaths, probably 60 hours, and never killed a balsa wanna run, which
is part of the course for the course for that game Jesus Christ it's not brutal
yeah I don't like being in this forest but these little magicians or whatever
they are they could lead to something good something important
what the fuck furries the village is quite lively these days I'm off for a
stroll around the neighborhood
oh my god this is like cat village
There's so many cats here, Jesus Christ.
Because of what games you like, Bobby, to be honest, it's hard to say.
You can put a lot of hours into this, that's for sure.
Oh, let's play a game.
Find all the colors.
No.
There's trouble waiting everywhere past the village.
The chief's always running around keeping everything in order.
This game does scratch a little bit of the Dragon's Dog formation, also the
gothic one to be honest.
trying to see if there's like a oh yeah there's a question mark here it's a
store oh my god look at them they're just chilling man what is this area
Oh, you can, you can die here here, okay.
I specialize in transforming God. You can count on me for perfect die work.
There's one I look like a red die or something.
I get it because he dies her gear
Hello wait is a pet shop a rescue puppy outfit
Pet equipment! An outfit for rescue dogs that can run through rough mountains.
When worn it completes the look of a dependable partner helps an ally in crisis.
You can even give them a helmet!
And plate armor.
I'm buying all of these okay I'm for as hell I have six silver yep
Make sure you can fit it all in your back. Yeah
Yeah, now I gotta figure out how to use it
Hmm.
R2?
Huh.
Ugh.
Where'd the armor go?
Where did the armor go?
Oh yeah, it's like in this category oh
My god, that's fucking awesome
awesome. Yeah, you can just get like any dog they find to.
awesome
I think a good name him, yeah. I just haven't thought of a good name yet
Bink bonk, bink bonk, bink.
Have a burp? No.
Flame cyborg is good. Yeah. Oh
There's like a giant thing here
Yeah, this is where it is. Yeah
Young monks looking for something here. What he has to say. This is where you know, this is
Dementis commissions
Maybe I should name him turtle, you know
you
bit raid foot fuck
What the hell you
I'm looking for the dude it says below me name him bit rate that's kind of good
actually.
Oh, it's a recipe here.
Pickled veggies.
All right, all right.
Ow.
Do you want to be friends?
No.
Hello.
This is actually Cat Village.
So there doesn't seem to be any quests here now.
Maybe you gotta advance the story.
Oh wait, here they are.
Never mind.
I found them.
Whoa! Look, a stranger!
Hello! How did you get here?
Oh, I've got something to ask you.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, the pilot!
Surrender! Surrender!
Enough! Stop being silly, Sprite!
What's happening here?
Seriously!
Look, I need to know.
This space really exists.
Well, you came from outside, didn't you?
Is that an adventure journal?
A big, crowned adventure!
I said, quit it!
Is that a brain?
So, is there...?
Perhaps. There might be.
Really? You heard that? We should go and look for it!
Our adventure begins!
Ha ha ha!
Mm-hmm.
So this is for them.
Yeah, children of the woods. That's part of...
Purorin. I see. Okay.
So there's like a lot of differently these factions you can find.
It's always the same with them.
Why are they so desperate to see the outside world they can lead to cool boss fights
They only end up causing chaos when they wander off. If it's not too much trouble
Could you send any you happen to run into back here?
All right
You will
Maybe shy is also a video. It seems to have filled their heads with thoughts of wild adventures
I take this.
A child lost in watering in the forest, mistypt and fell below the cliff.
They said that the mother having lost her child remained by the cliff in sorrow, shedding tears.
Those tears flowed unceasingly for a long time, and the gods transformed them into worlds long as waterfall.
It was also said that she caused flowers to bloom, shimmering with her tears.
To ensure that none would lose their way at night.
What's up, dick?
One of our ancestors lamented the ever-expanding Crimson Desert. Attempts were made to halt
the desert's advance, but it was no easy task. In the end, he used his own body as fertilizer
to nurture the Tree of Life and let his blood flow to water it. Thus, it said that the
trees there still scatter Crimson leaves to this day.
You'll be in weird.
It was a kingdom built within a natural fort surrounded by towering mountains.
The prince destined to inherit the millennial kingdom at a woman one day and fell deeply
in love.
The prince married the woman.
And the year later, she became pregante.
However, what she bore was not a child, but an egg.
The prince could not accept that his own bloodline had produced an egg, and in the
end he shattered it.
She wept bitterly and cursed the land.
Great birds flocked to her side and laid waste to the kingdom.
Since then, whenever signs of human presence appear, the great birds inevitably drive them
away.
I don't like this.
On a night so dark, even the moon hit away, a husband and wife fell from a cliff.
When they opened their eyes, they found themselves surrounded on all sides by sheer rock.
The place was a natural labyrinth, carved by wind and water.
Sadly, the couple could never escape.
It said that even now, somewhere within the maze, you can still glimpse them lying in eternal slumber.
What?
I don't like this.
I knew this would happen, so I hid that book.
How could I-
Okay.
Paula's looking for scattered shies who wandered away from the safe-to-the-village.
Yeah, now I can do all these, um...
I can do all these, uh, stories, I guess.
That's cool.
Mystic Falls.
3...almost 4 kilometers away?
Well that's an absolute grand adventure, I'm going.
I'm going, dude.
Bye, kiddies.
I do have a horse, yeah.
We're getting out of the bitrate forest, surely.
i think we're getting out
gotta ride a horse
that's true as many different horses
what's this game about you gotta like gather your your your mates
and strike back at um...
at the black bears
is the ui's best people say
uh...
i did i don't know if i can speak about ui's i
i've learned to navigate fucking where winds meet menus if you can navigate
that like anything is easy so
the ui could definitely better
but i'm not really having too much issue with it
this is also some kind of faction
is the UK as bad as people say
I haven't been there too much
would be unfair to say you know
Baby goat.
Hi.
Hey, you.
Yo, Marie, thanks 58 and Koza, thanks 51, and Hall is thanks 3.
Uh, yeah, maybe the future, yeah.
Gotta go back to these one, Rando.
Wait, isn't this just the first town? I could just teleport.
I can just teleport over...
over here.
To the quarry.
40 bar log.
No Mel, no, no, no.
Why does that untrack my quest though?
That's a little bit annoying you know?
But it's okay, no big deal.
Now we are only 1.6 kilometers away from it, so we just cut our travel time in half, holy.
Blue stuff up there.
The goal of the game right now is just, well I guess it is to take revenge on the black
bears.
I
Ride Geralt yeah, probably
There is guns in this game, yeah
I'm getting that blue it's right in front of me.
I guess I'll fucking die to shrooms.
Epic hero, beaten by a-
AHH!
Huh?
Wait, are you enemy?
No?
There's an enemy here whatever it's okay, okay he's stabbing this
I don't know if this is correct, maybe.
i mean i guess you gotta fill this with water so it's probably correct
i do not have any black desert online code
okay it's filling up now
Cool
Thanks
Rob Bob
Rob boy, y'all thanks for 52 brother and marine thinks 58
Juiciest booty Leon are Chris choose wisely for the juiciest booty
Fuckin' A
I just got both of these turning slash ignore super armor and sends enemies flying that is huge
This is both really huge apparently you can now do a
Yeah, you can do a follow-up so that means you could do this this this
You can do this this stab into this into
All right, only works if you charge it
Yeah, it only works if you charge it okay
Hmm I haven't seen any waterfall treasures
Audubonia wait isn't that a that troll game
Hmm that's a troll game
not the waypoint nice always good to get um holier helping them to get things
the one year Craven it's man up to a dude you can enter waterfalls enter on
quotation marks makes me feel like it's a bug
Yeah. I remember people mentioning that. Drake's fall gorge. I'm almost there. This is actually
really cool quest because wolf trackers these are cool quest because you
you explore a lot I'll lock a lot of the map
surprise
So these are wolf trackers they have bundle of bullets
Oh it's these guys okay holy shit
Oh they use rifles oh fuck wait they throw
They throw their ass
Oh my god, what is this cam?
What are you taking?
Ah, you can't even fucking grab those!
Oh my god, look at the map.
What is this?
Yep.
Oh this is ridiculous. I can't block anything. There's traps everywhere.
Fuck!
Ah!
I'm glad my apple heals a lot.
Don't help! You have armor!
Fuck that.
Oh, it's Apple Spirit.
Well, dude, you cannot take on all of those at the same time at this point.
dude you cannot take on all those at the same time at this point this is a
ridiculous oh my god okay so wait there's a dog captured here oh can I
freedom this is the most ridiculous can't buy the ever seen the whole forest is
just filled with them well they are the hunters
I got this shit
Where's this homing trap man
Use your shield strike.
Wow.
Yeah, I should summon the ally here.
I should
Okay, Zeme
There's not- there's not that many you have to clear.
Groups of three is fine.
What did I buy your armor for?
of
No. Okay, they become completely immune to shit when they, when they bring that trap
up. They need to the phase.
Okay, I mean, this is working. Don't fix what ain't broken.
Not the trap, not the trap, not the trap.
Hi for armor.
It's not that many, it's five.
It's alright.
I'm on chapter what? Four? Five? Something?
Four?
Can I win this?
This might be a bit...
Yeah quite the pain you can't actually throw trees. Yeah
Okay, this is
Very doable
Fuckers, come here.
Fuckers, come here!
Okay.
I
Want to kill something
I'm like I have the music just stop you
Yeah, I got meat skewers and shit. We have healing items is fine group
But my inventory is yet again full.
anymore yeah twitch a bit right all right I'm yoloing I have healing items so
it's fine whatever I haven't really leveled up this too much yet
and die come here time to YOLO
big a we come on come here not the traps please there traps are cheating
What he just lost his shirt there's guns. Yeah
Okay
I'm pretty sure there's magic to pretty damn sure
These enemies don't deal a lot of dead
Oh this guy's an elite I see okay
Wind slash I guess but I mean it's the weapon base
In terms of like spells
No yes no give me give me why are you eating garlic over the grilled meat what is this stop
Eat the fucking meat!
What is this whole keying?
The meat!
Wait, I get- No, it's right there!
I have a ton of food!
Eat this shit!
Thank you.
Get inside this shit.
It's fine. It's fine. It's turning nighttime. You can hold D-pad right to open it. Yep.
Now I think I'm gonna open the menu and just do this.
Ah, perfect dodge and the counter gives the wave. Very nice.
It's only the elite ideal damage.
Okay, they're running now. I win.
Oh yeah, the weird ass rock, true.
There's no way you hit that sit down
Yeah, you see the percentage of the area to the left 19 percent
18.
17.
Shit, I can't summon here.
Is that up or down? No, it's ass.
Okay, chill. Chill. Chill.
Too many traps here
No, no, no, no, no
Stop throwing the fucking show
Let me eat slow
What diplomacy can go fuck off?
I'll cut you down, son of a bitch!
13!
12!
11!
10!
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
Eight.
Big mess.
That combo's crazy.
They just died to this.
Done.
Fucking hell.
Hey, you.
Some bias?
It makes you 92, mad Roman makes you 73, Minky makes you 130.
Game's fun.
It's fun.
The exploration is where it truly shines, I think.
Okay, yeah, you get a shit load of contribution if you do that.
And that's where you buy the gear, yeah.
Yeah.
Now those guys don't exist in this forest anymore.
But everything fucking exists in my inventory though.
God damn.
They're like, why do I have a pulse?
You're rid of the pulse.
What is this?
A swift one?
Oh, it's the abyss gear.
Where did I get this sword?
Shit man, I just found it.
I don't remember where.
I found it more than once.
Celebrating Alpos is good for- oh, these are the murder flowers, I know these.
Okay, you, Code, died to those.
I would never.
Rizp thinks the 106?
Thank you.
Why is the dog wearing armor?
Because you can actually find merchants that sell gear you can put on your dog, so I-
I found this, like, military gear to put on him.
So he's got a helmet and an armor
Oh, yeah, you can drop stuff in your bed. Yeah
I am there kind of
Grand Adventure.
Oh, the rocket. Yeah, I would need to find a teleport though.
So I'm gonna have to run back here.
Oh shit, it's here.
I really wish you could like change- oh my god.
Change daytime?
Oh, is that the kid I'm looking for?
The dog doesn't fight now.
Weird.
You're right, Garf sucks ass. It DOES larks out. Also, happy birthday again.
Can't believe you played Garf. Can't believe it.
Wait, I think I played it on my birthday too. Maybe.
Whoo!
Wait, it's above me now?
Oh my god, the light here is ridiculous.
Ridiculous!
Uhhhh...
Oh
Oh insert
Insert what
Okay
Oh shit, it's cold here.
right now it's below me where hey I'm
Melting sub, brother.
Ummmm...
So it is down here.
It is down here somewhere. Now it's above me.
fucking loo man i can't see shit
happens to larks only yeah we'll see about that
Fuck!
Ah, you're stuck.
Fucking piece of fucker! Are you kidding me? This only happens to me!
Yeah, okay. That was tame.
With what you can, uh, happen, alright? Alright.
You got lucky.
I am.
Largs ahead.
Hmm.
Check my surroundings. I am
Yeah, dude like I can be seventh or eighth place and then I only get one lasagna all the time lasagna
Where's my perfume? Where's my pillow? I get like nothing cool
of
the ad on
Wait, this works.
Did I do it?
Oh, okay.
well that's one there is no yellow paint in this game I haven't actually
seen a single yellow paint
I'm not sure if I'm going to get the
fuck that he told my stamina so I can't climb
don't think 66 thank you
well I guess we got a I gotta find the first shy and she's here somewhere
this this is gonna lead to like a legendary boss fight dude
Up there is where I need to go.
This lamp sucks.
Yeah.
It's turning daytime now though.
No it's not.
not even 1 AM. So I don't know what I'm doing by the way, it just worked last time. Maybe
Maybe they all need to be like even or something I guess.
Fucking hell.
Up please.
How much down can you go?
There?
it has to be like so so can you go down more I don't know what I'm doing but it
worked last time so I can't get them even because the first two can never be
online with each other so that that's not it maybe it's like like this
Robmo, um, thank you.
Oh hell yeah dude.
Thank you so much.
Find a hint?
Uh, yeah maybe I need to find a hint.
Maybe you just got to get all of them down into the bottom.
Which is easier said than done.
I don't know, I'm not sure.
Is this dent maxing?
Maybe you gotta lift all of them to the top.
However I will do that.
Okay.
I don't know!
is there a clue no I can't line them up this one can never line up with the
maybe no I don't think you can this is as far as that one goes down and this is
as high as this one goes. So that can't be it. They're not supposed to line up. How did
I succeed in the other one? What pattern did I have? I don't know. I'm trying to remember.
maybe they all need to be okay okay I need to get both of those how the fuck do I get
both of those. Okay this is good. I might have it, maybe.
Shit, I'm one move off. There we go. Okay, yeah, you just gotta line them all up
on the top.
at least I think so so they're like even like this I really like these puzzles man
like they just don't they don't hold your hand at all you just run to you
encounter something like this I need the final one now have we seen that one it
It could be over there, mate. Yeah, I see it. It's right there.
Oh, good lord. This is about to be fun.
It's fucking cold here, too.
But I think they all just need to line up.
easy so easy game
LeBrona thinks 30. Er, Rakanal, I'm actually liking the game. It's not your typical Bethesda jank.
It's fun. It's actually fun.
I like that this had nothing to do with a quest type. I'm trying to do by the way
This was to get an artifact Gaben and I have three artifacts so I could actually level up my stamina again if I wanted to or
Get some of these moves man
Yeah, you have shield charge there that could be good for the killing thing what up land magic
All of these like like you're your basic stuff that maybe you kind of want early
And stab ignore super armor that stuff's so good this stuff will be cool too man
Spinning slash I like
Hmm that's cool. What is this? Oh, yeah the blind I never use blinding
What about like the I never use this like spirit stuff is there good shit here I
don't know oh yeah there is this one this one's nice man this costs 10 spirit
Yeah. It only calls one artifact. No, no, no, no. Don't reset. Oh, here's spells. Yeah.
Yeah.
Inbu element.
Yeah, you have spells right here.
Damn.
How do I choose elements?
I can't do this yet you need you need stuff acquisition require you need flame strike
or frost mantle I can't get this yet okay can you come on arms for the text
together yes you can there's actually a specific button if you press triangle
something like that
What up, Snoop?
Well, thank you, dude.
Thank you.
All right, whatever, let's just, let's just, here's unarmed, by the way, you know, there's
like scissor tag downs and she's a lot of grappling in this game.
Oh yeah you can launch here that's cool.
This is also with a shield apparently even though you don't even use a shield during
drink oh it's carbonated water
nice okay now we got some shit no stalling let's go what bread the
romloser raise that like 75 man I hate the light here
Yeah, I'm where this guy was, yeah.
Okay, I gotta find this kid now.
Where the hell is she?
Now she's below, and if I go over here, she's above.
And you're not down here I've done arm wrestling once the end of the beginning
Yeah, you gotta like get used to the controls. Yeah
Are you down here in the sneaky cave? Oh my god
Oh
Ada
Oh, I'm here to see fucking nothing apparently
nice I like these quests these are actually cool you gotta go to like the
ends of the earth now you got to find the second shy in the desert six
kilometers away we got to go now in the desert that's fucking cool that's
cool all the way over where are you all
the way here holy shit what a journey
god damn all right I'm doing it I need
to sell maybe I'll go and sell first
Over here
Play more poker bro, you can make big money trust no if that is not poker
I'm going to set all these damn crickets because I'm tired of them taking up all my damn inventory.
89 now in my inventory crazy.
But I'm freeing up my entire... well, not really.
Oh, this is the Wolf Tracker disguise.
But I'm probably never gonna use.
No stamina cost for four seconds. Yeah, I'm never gonna use it. A large bone. Probably
going to use it but sell all this shit oh my god
Oh, I have a half, uh, almost, my inventory, half, yes, half.
I'm gonna go fucking insane. I'm gonna go fucking insane.
kill me it's fine all right i mean i guess we're fine i guess epidopelma
I'mma sell him that seems rare.
Searching for sturt.
Remember me when your blade grows dull.
Time for grand adventure.
Holy shit, we got across the entire game for this quest.
Alright.
Yeah, I've checked it except there, yeah.
I'm the heat. I'll just remove my gear and go naked thus quality things to 18
Yeah, I do you do have a mouth. Yeah, you do
So it's these like beautiful desert 5.4 K away
of
one of the
Why am I getting a bunch of random spider web?
What the fuck?
Okay.
Oh my god, this is some kind of Resident Evil puzzle.
Oh, shit.
Press the power button to activate the device. Only authorized supervisors are permitted to
operate the handle. Unauthorized is strictly prohibited. If the mixture becomes cloudy
during blending, seize operations immediately. Discard the batch to investigate the cause.
Alright, sure.
Probably got to fix something.
Oh, this is a puzzle.
Oh
Are these supposed to, like, move or something?
Oh, I'm, like, springing them, I guess.
Okay, go higher.
What is this?
What up?
Let, awwww.
Why, thank you.
Well, we're gonna be here the rest of the stream.
Yeah, I got to adjust them, but I don't know how high they go.
The middle one is like very short.
So that one, that looks pretty good, I guess.
Not as good as up to smooth Swedish person,
or it couldn't be me.
I mean, that looks pretty good.
No.
And before it reset itself, it did not.
Okay, we gotta like change the right one.
Maybe like one turn.
Are you thinking it's supposed to mimic the mountain range?
Not line them up?
That might be true.
I
Ha
Middle should be good now. Yeah
Maybe the right side is good. We got to increase
Helvet that
We got to increase this one
Does it need more oomph or what?
Can I do this one more down?
No, I can't.
Okay, maybe...
I mean that looks good to me.
What is this?
Okay, let's change this one to this.
Okay.
And let's check this okay, maybe lower the these ones one step
I don't know chat I
maybe it's not supposed to be the mountain range
because that looks good if that was supposed to like mimic the mountain
Yeah, sure, Kavus.
I think you're just supposed to line them up.
That's what I think.
I think my original idea was correct.
Wait, you align the slits on the pistons with the top of the wood it turns.
Oh, like with...
Okay, so with that left one be good then
Yeah, first one is correct. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Well a little bit more on that one
This is a certainly a puzzle yeah, okay, that looks good. We have to increase the right one a bit
Equipment manual.
Do not run the water for too long. Excessive use leads to resource waste. When stopping,
turn the hand wheel all the way to the left to completely shut off the water. Water spraying
is not mandatory but it is recommended for maintaining product hygiene.
These equipment is used to transport processed materials to the dosing pump.
Do not stop the equipment while the materials are moving.
If the materials get jammed, the equipment may break.
Handle with care.
If the equipment stops, you better stop as well.
Always check to make sure the oil doesn't run out.
The oil is low.
Give the bottom of the heater a light kick and replace the oil barrel.
Store the oil barrel in a safe location away from the device.
The contents turn white, that means the unit is operating normally.
If you run the device with a perfect ratio of 4 yellow to 1 red, to produce a product with a 100% purity.
4 yellow to 1 red is what we need.
Holy shit, what kind of intricate puzzle is this?
You had to solve a puzzle to solve the puzzle dude
It's raining in here. Oh, that's why
of
You felt the dog armor was a snake creeping up on you?
On me?
There's a door here!
Is there another torch? Yeah. Any other torch I missed? I mean there's outside.
something will happen here when you solve the whole oil puzzle thing thing I
think so Chad I think so we gotta solve the whole oil thing the machine how is
This is just a random thing to stumble upon.
So this is the oil for sure, no doubt.
This is the machine.
Well this is wrong. It needs to be 4 to 1.
There's a 4 red and 1 yellow.
was it supposed to turn white?
well that looks good I think
did not stop the lift of material transfer system while in operation
It's just become jam-stuck and make us a mechanical failure.
Oh, you gotta do the ratio before turning on.
Oh, I think I gotta give it a kick now.
Sorry, take.
Machines stop.
I think they told me how to turn it off. I got to open the instruction book again.
Oh wait, there's another valve over there.
and
grinder
check the water supply before operation and just for proper flow as needed apply lube
ones daily to ensure smooth rotation, regular input levels to prevent material from splashing
Okay, uh...
I think I'm doing something.
I...
The gears are turning.
I think it's correct chat.
Was it four yellow, one red?
Turn the handle to extend the road.
Ensure the road remains in its original position while the machine is in operation.
The materials are fed from the upper source replenished at immediate levels, okay.
So now I'm going to have to check the instruction book here.
I might need to, I think I've done it reverse by the way.
Make sure this is efficient as to plant water, the equipment needs to run powerfully the materials
for the ground evenly, oil the axle once a day, yada yada yada.
Press the button, turn the power on or off, and only the supervisor ought to operate the
rotating handle.
Okay, if the mixture becomes cloudy stop using it and dispose of it.
the equipment all of them in all seasons are functioning the hand is looking at the back
of the equipment once the flask is full it would automatically lower what am I
making here fuck it I'm gonna grab this let's see what happens
Okay, this is the mold?
I believe this is the mold chat.
No, wait, that's a lever.
All right Wait, there's another wheel here
okay what does this do I'm no way a local pisser I need to kill
of
Wait, this machine is not on.
But it looks white.
Okay, let's see this.
Pull the handle down to activate the device.
The flask will descend automatically once pulled.
They're not touching during operation, not to open the flask while it's in use.
Pretty sure I gotta do everything from step one again.
Well, it comes from down there. Okay.
Well...
Let me see if this will turn it. I don't think I can turn it off.
Okay...
Super Giga Mega Mega Kuroken!
Give this up to the community, thank you.
4 yellow to 1 red. Was it really that or am I crazy?
4 red 1 yellow. It was that right? That wasn't crazy.
But it changed color there though
Where did we see, um, have you pay up your fine?
What's fine?
Yeah, you turn the rotating handle to release the lever handle.
Pull the lever handle to power up the machine.
Once it starts running, be sure to return the lever handle to its original position.
Alright, let's go do that.
Okay, it doesn't let me actually...
Oh, maybe I'd best...
Gotta do this first.
Now we can return it to the original position.
We got really far on this quest.
I made it almost 100 meters.
Now this is not going to work though.
I guess only the lever.
This is the original position though.
And then stop moving, so that's a balled and bagged.
It's moving! Okay, now I'm gonna return it.
And then it shouldn't stop, I think.
I think it only stopped when I started turning that.
Okay, so that's step one done.
Let's check step two.
Be sure to return to the level three system. Materials are automatically supplied from the upper storage and the stock runs out of musper replenish.
Well, it's, we have material to see that. Okay, next step.
Now, make sure there's a sufficient supply of water.
The equipment needs to run powerfully for the materials to be ground evenly.
Oil the axle once a day to keep the water mill rotating smoothly if there's too much water that tells me splatter
Okay, where do we see?
Now you see this one isn't moving anymore. This shit's so confusing
But then needs to be moving in it
This is the rest of the stream right here.
This is the only part that is not moving though, so let me go upstairs and check.
Oh, I see the lever here.
Ah, instructions... okay.
Operating the lever opens the lower storage compartment.
Confirm the fuel tank is properly installed before pulling the handle.
The heating indicator will turn red once the device reaches its operating temperature.
HULT!
Am I making potions? Yes!
Dude, I was running across the game and I came across this steampunk castle that has
the most elaborate puzzle ever.
I don't think this part is correct though, it doesn't look well.
Is there anything else that needs to run?
Can you go downstairs?
Okay, let's read the book. Let's read the book.
This is fucking hard.
Where did I see the part about the yellow and red?
I don't think it was in the book.
Or maybe it was.
Okay, let's go here.
Savage Nimbus, like 62.
Brother Mary, 52.
Gorgal, like 30.
Dan, like 41.
Press the button to turn the power on or off.
And only the supervisor is allowed to operate the rotating handle
Don't touch the handle without authorization. If the mixture becomes cloudy stop using it and dispose of it
Activate the equipment only when all systems are functioning normally
What the handle is looking on the back of the equipment was a flask is full
It will automatically lowers or not perform. Okay
That's a doggy.
Okay.
The thing is, I don't think I can turn everything off.
Wait, what is this?
Oh, yeah, now I'm back in here, right, okay.
I don't think like I can turn this one off again
I can okay I think maybe we should turn everything off and do everything for
from the beginning because you have to do it all in the correct steps I guess
Making premium grade slope here. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I'm doing everything by the
book I am. Avoid prolonged use to minimize water consumption to stop
operation rotate the handle to the left to cut the power using a water spray
recommend it to enhance cleanliness
we're turning everything off
everything back to normal
I'm going to get the machine working this is a really cool puzzle is there anything yeah
Yeah, I gotta turn the uh, this off.
Okay!
I think that's everything.
Everything's shut off.
I'm not creating slope.
Activate the equipment also, it's not functioning. The hand is looking at the back of the equipment, once the flask is full, yeah.
This is the last page right here.
Uh, it's Ubi-Avics too! Thank you.
There's the oil, yeah keep it safe, we saw that.
Okay.
It's a puzzle because not all instruction says on this one.
It doesn't say the mixture, unless I missed it.
uh...
washer instruction heater bottling
ingredient dispenser
i think it's this
turn the handle to extend
the world
insure the road remains in its original position while the machine is in
operation
materials affected the upper okay up
Press the power button to activate the device.
Only authorized supervisors are permitted to operate the handle.
If the mixture becomes cloudy during blending, seize operations, discard the batch and investigate.
What up the boy?
Dude, this is mega-kid-ol-kid-of-hell puzzle, like, unironically.
Do I need to apply the lube?
Probably not.
probably not. That's probably flavor text. That's that one. Checking the heater. Yes.
the next. The bottling machine. Pull the handle down to activate the device. The flask will
descend automatically. Yes.
Ingredient dispenser. Turn the handle to extend the rod. Turn the rod and make sure
So the precision of the machine is in operation.
Rinder was here.
Chip was applied just from Flow, apply lube.
Yes.
I wonder if these are just flavor texts
You just you just follow the book. I think these are just flavor text to be honest
Don't stop the literature system it turns become jammed or stuck you may cause yeah
I think these are just lore to immerse yourself in the world to be fair
Yeah, I think I say we just do the book
Okay, start up the factory first activate the materials storage turn the rotating handle to release the lever handle. Let's do that part
This is awesome all right
Yeah, I'm looking for the mixture ratio, but we don't need to do that now though
It's what you have to do it all in order. I think or it doesn't work
All right
Oh, you have to look on the...
That's why, that's why I was so confused.
I thought if you just pressed L1, you got all of the info, but you don't.
You have to look on this for that and this for that.
Okay, now it all makes sense.
Pull the lever handle part of the machine.
Once it starts running, be sure to return the lever handle to its original position.
Okay.
Hmm.
There we go.
It took a while to get that.
We gotta return it to original also.
The thing is, when they mean original, do they mean in the folder,
or do they just mean pull it back once now?
Pull the lever and start powering the machine.
Once it starts running, be sure to return the lever to its original position.
And the thing is, if you return this now, it's going to stop moving, so I don't really
get...
Well, well, whatever, whatever.
Don't run the water for too long, excessive use leads to resource waste, and stopping,
turn the hand wheel all the way to the left.
Okay, yeah. So we gotta stop it now, so the material gets waterized.
That should be fine, I'm sure.
Boom.
That should be good.
Yes, but normally it would give you all the info in a document, you know?
Not like they have to do this.
Okay, um...
Cool. So now we're on step two.
Don't run the water for too long. Excessive use leads to resource waste.
When stopping, turn the handle all the way to the left to complete Shoft of Water.
Okay. So it's not mandatory, but it's recommended for hygiene or whatever.
So now I'm gonna turn this to watery this stuff.
And I mean that's probably fine so let's turn it all the way left now so it's
watered it's officially watered now now we do we check make sure we did
everything what is this thing it's a random castle I found with some insane
steampunk puzzle turn the head with all the way to the left which I did to
Okay, we're done with chapter one, chapter two.
Okay.
And the equipment is used to transport process materials to the dozing pump.
Don't stop the equipment while the materials are moving.
If the materials get jammed, the equipment may break.
Handle it carefully.
If the equipment stops, you better stop as well.
So if there's too much water, they may splatter.
Do we see a difference on these?
So can you overwater it?
I'm not sure.
Next page, I can check the next page, I guess.
This is when it gets a little bit confusing.
It's used to transport positive materials to the pump.
Don't stop the equipment while the materials are moving.
Okay, um, great. If the materials gets jammed, the equipment may break. So after this water
part, don't stop the equipment. Okay. It's highly important equipment. Press the button
to turn the power on or off and only the supervisor has to operate the rotating handle. Don't
touch the handle without authorization. The mixture becomes cloudy. Yeah, this is
the mixture part. Always check to make sure the oil doesn't run out. If the oil
This low give the bottom of the heater a light chick and replace the oil barrel
And you store in a safe location
Activity equipment all of an all system function normally the handle is looking back the equipment was flask is full but where's the ratio
Here it's on this page if you run the device with a perfect ratio of 40 yellow to one red
To produce a product 100% purity. Yeah, that's what I did. Okay
Yeah, and that that's the final thing right there. That's the final thing
That's that is what I did that is what I did you cannot one guy me
Do the oil barrels have a role I I don't know I'm not sure
I'm gonna try turning on this water to see if anything happens to these now if you can overwater them or something
It says they may sparse or whatever.
I'm thinkin' we might be looking too much into this, you know?
Cuz I don't think you can overwater it. It says it would disperse, but... it doesn't.
The track is not moving yet because according to the instructions you're supposed to
Let put the handle back into its original position, but I think you literally just activate everything
That's what I think
Yeah, they also say don't let it stop, so it's very confusing.
It says return the handle to the original position, but don't let it stop.
But if you return the handle to the original position, it makes the belt stop, so I don't
know.
It literally says on the first page, pull the lever handle to power up the machine.
Once it starts running, be sure to return the lever handle to its original position.
But then later it says, don't let the machine stop.
I don't know, whatever.
We just do this now.
I can't be arsed.
And then it says, with the water, turn the handle all the way to the left to shut it
off.
Fuck it, whatever.
Make sure the sufficient supply of water with the equipment needs to run powerfully
for the materials to ground evenly okay sure I say we go up there and turn that
on now because that's the next step this is the next step of the machine so this
has to be correct right surely right yeah ratio wrong yeah but that machine
isn't on yet so it's fine
Okay, I need to flush the old mix.
yeah but yeah maybe you do it did say
something about they need to give
something a kick
okay ratio four yellow one red was it
I'm not gonna give one guy by chat I
know it was but I'm still gonna check
Take a second.
Yep.
Kick the heater.
Wait, there's a putt here though. Wait, these are proper putts!
I don't know, I think that's like a one guy kind of thing.
Yeah, the ratio is wrong. I'm fixing it.
I can't fix it until I start this machine.
That looks good.
Okay, nice.
Very good.
Now that we have that.
now that we have that there's only one step left that we have found at least
wait what is this part right here does this have something or maybe this is
where it gets dispensed yeah you have all the things things there okay it's
the lever back there I think that's the final step
Maybe oil? No, maybe this.
Alright, what are we producing now? Let's find out.
Looks the same as all the other slope.
of
Okay.
Are they empty, or is that just light?
That's it, you win.
Hmm.
I don't think so.
another step to this. Water is on already but maybe now that you've done it you've
got to turn it off. The heater is heating up. Looks like you need to put fire there
and push in I mean there is yellow you can put something here
ah
oh y'all
Hello?
Oh yeah, it said kick it, it said kick it.
That's fucking Dave.
Oh this is so ridiculous.
What is this?
I don't know. I might need to renew it again. Let's see.
Remind me to change canister
Okay, well, I guess this oil is scuffed or some shit
Stop kicking it, but it's the same button
Is the same button is holding the handle so he does he auto kicks after
Okay, I'm hold I'm holding triangle I'm letting go
Yes, okay if you hold it if you hold it for like half a second longer
longer he kicks the thing because it's the same button okay um this is good
now on this is looking correct
What is this game? No one knows, dude. No one knows.
I'm making some kind of poth or some shit. I have no idea.
So let's see. All these poths, they go down here.
Fucking machine.
There was a line about if mixture turns cloud is both of it, but everything is correct though
I'm losing my mind on this fucking puzzle
Yeah the thing is there might be like an underground we need to go see if there's a stairway
way down somewhere.
Yo, Tiger, think 68 man of breath, like so bro.
There must be a way to get down into where those pokes are going.
We've been in here already.
Unless this is a secret door.
I mean this is definitely not the basement.
What if I can't even solve this now and it's just like part of some kind of a main quest?
It also mentioned how you flush the mixture if it becomes- yeah, but how do you flush
the mixture though?
there was a small but they could probably kick around the very first machine
this are you fucking kidding me
of
this is a secret weed farm, yeah.
Oh, I need it.
It's literally a yellow pink from the two-alarmnic pickaxe.
It did.
I didn't do all this for this, right?
I think we need to open this up.
Oh, there's something- there's a chest up here.
Okay, another one.
Now what?
I don't know.
I'm so...
I don't know.
I have no idea.
I'm guessing it's supposed to or maybe I can't loot the weed it doesn't let me
Yeah, I feel like there's maybe there's supposed to be water or something here
Was there a rope by the door
By the door wait the door
door no oh here oh shit what the fuck
This is ridiculous.
Um... now what?
We need to do everything according to the book now that we found this
Why am I doing all this I don't know it's some kind of insane fucking puzzle for something
There must be an end to this. There has to be an end to this, like you get something out of it.
Yeah, this is the material storage. To start up the factory, first activate the material storage, turn the rotating handle to release the lever handle.
Pull the lever handle to power up the machine and once it starts running be
sure to return the lever to its original position.
This must be the material. So now we've activated this.
Wait, you remember the statue? Well possibly you had to rotate to fill the
Yeah, it autocompleted for me because it rained. What? That's crazy
Yeah, this is the lever they're talking about but now it becomes very confusing yet again though
now it becomes so we've activated material storage turn the rotating handle to
release the lever handle yes pull the lever handle apart the machine yes once
it starts running be sure to return the lever handle to its original position
Why would you need to close the door?
The rotating handle is this one, I think.
Or maybe it's not, because I can't turn that one right now.
But that's because the machine is on, though.
There's no way you're supposed to shut this one.
It takes forever.
Just follow the conveyor belt, a later part isn't operational.
Oooooookay.
This shit is whack.
But now we've spent way too much time to not solve this shit.
Oh, you mean this part is not on?
oh yeah this part is not on there's this no I don't fucking tell me there's
some secret little there's gonna be a secret handle that's in like the corner
of it
What are you fucking kidding me?
Hey look it's on great
okay are we cooking now or what now the
mixture should be correct okay it's
getting grained into something now now
it's gonna go in here and then it gets
heated up into this
Yeah, this better give Ultima weapon or some shit.
I don't think I can.
In before you actually need to do this, very precisely in order.
What about this?
Well, it's yellow. It's yellow here now. It's yellow! It's doing good! This is good!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I think it's working.
Now the question is, do these arrive in the...
Where does this arrive?
Is the yellow paint factor?
Oh yeah, this is how you unlock the yellow paint in the game, yeah.
These are disposed?
I don't think so.
gotta go back on the ground now maybe in the storage it's definitely correct now
though this is looking good follow the tube going up what you mean this oh is
this like suction maybe you need to turn this vacuum on okay let's see if
Is there some obscure button for this?
You're right, it does feel like this is supposed to suck them off, like a vacuum.
That's definitely correct.
Maybe like can it suck
Maybe a good old kick
No
Right there you can see the circle with wind effects the circle with wind effects
Up top. Where do you mean this? Or what?
AHH!
No, they're getting dropped somewhere. I think we're looking too much into the suction.
Let's go downstairs.
only if correct
anything. So I don't think that's it. Yeah, hopefully that starts the water in there.
I mean, this is not cloudy. This must be the correct mixture. It has to be. The mixture
is yellow. That's correct. It was cloudy before, but now it's yellow when we activated
this fucking hidden button here. So now it has to be correct. Did the book say white?
did it oh fuck if the book said white
does it need to be I mean yeah the
mixture is white in that room there the
mixture is white in the room
four yellow one red is what made it yellow
Hey, you.
Press the button and survive software.
If the mixture becomes cloudy, stop using it in the suppose of it.
But it's not cloudy now. It was cloudy before.
Always check to make sure the oil doesn't run out.
If the oil is low, give the bottom of the heater a light kick and replace the oil barrel.
Store the oil barrel, yeah.
Activate the equipment only when all systems are functioning normally.
The handle is located on the back of the equipment.
Once the flask is full, it will automatically lower, so do not perform any additional operations.
Don't open or move faster in packaging. It said white. I skipped. Classic.
If the contents turn white, it means the unit is operating normally.
Maybe the oil is bad.
It might be the oil that's bad
Block fuel you can do here what?
or too much water yeah maybe you can block few now it's the color it was
before I mean that's gotta be bad though that's gotta be bad that's incorrect
Now it's gonna turn yellow again, yeah.
Added one red.
Now it's purple.
I mean, that's gotta be bad.
I'll try adding one red.
Purple.
Now it's just yellow even if you remove everything obviously.
The ratio is 4 yellow, 1 red.
Turn them both down 1.
Alright, we can try that, yeah.
Alright, we could try that, yeah.
We gotta have this correct. It's gotta be correct. It's the only time it turns yellow.
So in that case, what step could be wrong?
No, the herbs are here.
This is the herbs.
It gets grinded here, and then it goes up here, and then it goes in there.
It gets mixed.
It gets heated up and then it gets bottled.
The mixer thing?
I mean this is mixing though, but maybe there's something you gotta do up here.
Now, but this one is doing something. I don't know what though.
Is this also a factory game? This is literally a random castle I came across and there's
some insane fucking alchemy puzzle to it. I'm guessing- I guess we're supposed to
make it look like this. This is white, so...
No, I don't think it has anything to do with me not having the quest.
Wait, this factory part...
This factory is part of a quest called Restarting the Elixir Factory.
You need the quest to complete it?
Is that true?
If you visit both to zero it will flush.
I would say no.
I found other castles and after the puzzle it autocomplete the quest and send me on
the last step.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Let's try flushing.
Let's flush.
You can't activate this, by the way, without starting this machine, it doesn't let you.
Oh, there's distinct messages.
Fucking shit-pass machine, I'll try this.
You can't turn off and then fill. It needs to be on for you to fill.
The thing above the water wheel is wrong?
I thought it was red.
Previously, you reversed it to four red one yellow and it was white.
Did I?
It was purple.
I think we're going to get it
red and white colors on the
circles.
It does say that, but I mean we've just been following the instruction books.
So.
Turn off the oil to get it wine. I think we tried that it didn't work.
Go inside where you solved the first puzzle where you had to go through the ratio. Okay. Let me fix this back.
Oh, was this here before? Or am I crazy?
Or maybe it was always here or I don't know
It was I'm just wishful thinking right now man
It did go white when the oil was off no it was burphel
did it no it did okay it did go white okay well let me go and do that then
Yeah, it was light blue, right? It was.
Maybe you're just calling through this quest right now. Maybe you can't.
blue it's cloudy now and I mean this
needs to be on it doesn't make sense
otherwise
and it was white you didn't have the last
part of the conveyor working wait this
one I mean that shouldn't do anything that
just stops this found a reddit thread and
people are going mad about this puzzle
No one knows how to solve it.
It actually is part of a quest.
I'm just checking if this makes a difference.
No, I think, uh, when the batch is bad or whatever, it, it, like, this, this spends
is a bit over here maybe like we're just into fucking dark here it might be
that you simply just need a quest
Whatever, we should just continue I guess.
oil again six hour 11 minute market in your bottom this frame you have reverse
ratios and the mixture turns white really
is this a one equals guy
of
I need to flush it check for the bubble but I never try I never flush this
It changes color just on the go.
We're all just like wasting time here probably right?
the
white mix here
Is that a white or blue?
It looks not like the blue one that we got before, it looks white.
I can't be right though, that doesn't make sense.
I haven't like started the machines there or anything.
The only time it switches colors
when you have it correct
is when you have four yellow.
,
I guess it does turn yellow even if you remove this, which obviously makes sense
, now it's yellow
but it was fresh
of
I
Yeah, I guess I don't know
Turn the liver handle on top
That's the color we need right there.
What is this going to achieve?
You mean the lever in the absolute beginning?
I did turn that off, but it didn't do anything.
I mean he does say to return this to its original position in the instruction book
Check above the last step. Yeah, I've been there in checks
Maybe you just need to do everything
In order though, I don't think so because you can change ratios. I really don't think it would need to do that
The books they close the door
This is a quest this is just some random shit I ran into but it's probably part of a quest so
Yeah, exactly. Things auto-adjust in real time, so I don't think you need to do it in
order.
Okay, wait, I can't even, I can't even shut this door. It's stuck.
Yeah, shut off the bell to see if it will do anything.
We just gotta come back later, man.
I don't know what this is.
This can't be it right now.
Solve it, but it might not be able to.
Apparently there's like Reddit threads about it that you need to quest Elixir of Life
for some shit
There's one thread
I mean, we've done everything the way we should though.
Here's the book.
This is the book.
We're gonna go, uh, so we don't hear this fucking machinery.
Okay.
Here's the book.
You had to solve a puzzle to even get this book.
To start up the factory, first activate the material storage, that's down there, yes.
Turn the rotating handle to release the lever handle.
Yes, that's on top of the beginning of the machine.
Pull the lever handle to power up the machine.
And once it starts running be sure to return the lever handle to its original position. That's one of the confusing parts
Materials are medically supplied from the upper storage and if stock runs out it must be replenished immediately
Also, what do you mean upper storage when the storage is? Yeah, okay, whatever
Yeah, and then the next page don't run the water for too long excessive use leads to resource waste
When stopping, turn the handwheel all the way to the left to completely shut off the water.
Water spraying is not mandatory, but it's recommended for maintaining product hygiene.
Make sure there's a sufficient supply of water.
The equipment needs to run powerfully for the materials to be ground evenly.
the axle once a day to keep the water mill rotating smoothly.
If there's too much water, it may splatter, so be careful.
What if you need to bring oil to the axle?
The water axle.
Where's the water axle?
I mean, that's rotting water, and you have the axle here, and this is where it sprays.
It looks like it's rotting smoothly though.
Right?
Yeah, I live in this fucking machinery now.
This is the end game.
Wait, you need to stop... wait, which handle?
From the machine.
To receive high-quality healing potions right from the alchemy machine, ensure the dials
are set to maximum yellow and minimum red. Maximum yellow and minimum red.
Yeah, this is maximum yellow and I mean minimum red I guess is that. You can't
make it even less but that doesn't make sense.
Yeah, it should be one, yeah.
Yeah, it's on Steam, yeah, exclamation mark, CD, you can take your right to Steam.
Not that this is sponsored, but still.
Okay, can we, uh, pasta?
Pasta that?
Pasta?
just turn off the machine from the first conveyor level okay I'll just fucking do
that just read the book we have so this finalizes the brew and allows you to
collect the items. Wait, why does this look white? No, it's just the lighting.
So now this one is not moving anymore.
I mean do I also need to stop this one?
Can I loot these if I stop this one?
The location?
It's called, um, Hills of No Return.
Well, yeah, this truly is the end game.
of
the
At the end of the conveyor belt right hand side of the machine trigger you must first stop the machine by returning to starting hand a little bit of a Australian's original position
Once the belt stops moving approach the collection tray at the end of the line prompt to collect or pick up the liquid will appear
here
But stopping the stopping the
stopping the
I mean these aren't even moving anymore, so it shouldn't even produce but it is
Oh.
In Chapter 3?
I am in Chapter 3, though.
No wait, what am I on?
I am in Chapter 3.
You know what?
Maybe we should just finish Chapter 3 and then maybe it will take us here if that's
the case. Yeah, what a bee slipper. Chat, we might just be wasting time. I'm at the end
of chapter three so maybe that that's gonna happen now okay have us all right
well never mind then we're fucking stuff dude everything is awful
No, but listen, stopping this doesn't stop these potions.
Whatever that copypasta is, it's wrong because it says for me to pull that lever to stop
this and this is stopped right now.
It doesn't move.
But this one is still moving and still making potions for some reason.
Now this is cloudy blue. This is not white, by the way.
That's white.
See, now these are empty. They're, uh, bad.
Yellow button on the right. You mean that? That's a cobweb.
Even before I need to stand on the ledge and kick that thing.
This is- you probably need a quest. I'm guessing you just need a quest. That's what I think.
Yeah, I think it's quest related apparently was to that house the house one you gotta do the bounties
apparently I saw some people say it's questionable at the house the last
try to stop last machine yeah I tried it doesn't let me lose anything
I can't loot it, it does not lend me.
There's a mill behind the mixer that doesn't work properly.
Uh...
Wait a minute.
We were looking at this, but this thing is like...
I don't know what the purpose of that thing is.
I'm fucking dead.
What is the reward for completing this puzzle?
No one knows.
completed it apparently
we got a I think you this has to be
question later at this point we've done
everything we've done everything
3 red, 2 yellow.
I could test it.
But that wouldn't make sense.
The instruction book literally says four yellow and one red.
Yeah, that's red now.
Wait, it's white.
Wait, why is it white?
Or is it?
I don't know.
I mean, is it?
It's not white. It's red. It's red.
It's red. It's just the light. It's red. It's red. Yeah, it's red.
That's Omega Red of Hell.
I don't see why you would ever turn oil off to be fair. Yeah, this is very red
Because it's more red now. There's more red in the tank
We're literally just wasting time it's quest really it has to be first for later, right? It has to be
Are you making it yellow though because the instruction book says that you need four yellow
and one red
my 8th giga cock and gamer not soft as a
I must
Question mark, question mark, question mark.
I don't know.
Red ults are different on both.
Yeah, I don't know what that would mean, though, to be honest.
Yeah, try the whole of movement, you can't loot it.
of
Like there's nothing to gain from here right now.
Oh.
It's funny how it doesn't turn yellow there, because there's more yellow than yellow.
but it doesn't really make sense no you can't go past four
okay so it literally fuck this I'm moving on I'm moving on
You
You probably just need the quest for this otherwise it won't work why am I doing this
Yeah, fuck it. I've seen too many evidence in chat. This cannot be it.
Like you need to...
Hey Ella, you are not known for your puzzle skills, but I'm sure we can figure it out together.
Walk us through your thought process. What do you think...
Follow the instructions, and apparently still doesn't work.
Follow instructions still doesn't work.
And there is apparently people talking about this online.
Was it interactable above where the potions come out?
No?
No, there wasn't.
No.
There was a nog, there was a nog.
Have you considered maybe a skill issue?
Wait, why is this white now?
Did you see that?
Or was it blue?
Blue.
Wait, the whole machinery just turns off if you walk outside the castle.
epic dude
it reset yeah
well we get here
Above where the co- right above there's a red handle thingy
Above where the potions come out
Or you mean this one?
That's just to show that the machine is on
Why am I getting cooked?
What the fuck- ah!
What?
Now I want to get to this quester just to see if it's a quest.
And apparently it was part of Hal's Celeste.
Or something.
That was my own poison area.
Yeah, we move on.
We move on.
I got a buffer real quick.
Alright, now I kind of want to do those bounties now just to see if I can unlock that quest.
Okay, Jane is really well, maybe
Let's find a waypoint over here first
It might be that it's
This what bounty notice Jeffrey because this one is different from the others
This is just like apprehend them
And maybe you get money or something
I'm not gonna die.
Hard to...
Oh, finally I'm killing something.
Let me...
You can jump on their back, but it's kind of...
Sometimes it doesn't work.
Maybe...
I don't know.
It's fine.
Moving on.
I gotta go five kilometers this way to the Crimson Desert.
Wait.
These horses.
No, let me tame.
Tame, tame, tame, tame, tame.
Oh, they're not wild
Yeah, we were working on that that that they can't we found a town in the forest
I just filled with cats and kids and there's like quest chains for them. It's kind of cool
Fuck
kind of shit you were a favor so don't waste it a back alley shop okay it was on
fish it's yours now should open most ordinary doors it's to be honest it's
worth buying you down this guy's the
skies cloak civilian disguise fine
fishing rod blueprint fuck yeah ten
silver it's yours now is that a boot
City of Hernand. Okay. Wait, Hernand, isn't that like... Isn't that like the first city or something?
Woohoo!
It is the first city?
Wait, in the inn you said?
I- we need to get that quest.
We need to get that fucking quest.
The moment I find a wave point I'm teleporting back there and I'm doing that quest until
we get to that damn factory.
Yeah, game's fun.
It's fun.
There's so much weird random shit you encounter.
it does feel a bit like a modern gothic yeah it's it scratches the gothic itch in terms
of exploration. Get off! Thank you.
Uh, MrDevlogX4FM112, time worth x5 your anniversary, thank you.
I mean I'm gonna come across a waypoint somewhere here.
Randomized Ruins?
I'm caught.
I can use my horse to get to the desert, but wait.
Oh, I thought it was a waypoint.
God damn it.
Damn, but, oh my god, wow.
Fucking, eh.
4.3 kilometers that way
Well, but with the factory it seems to be locked down a quest, but apparently you start the quest in the inn in the first town
down. Can you own a house in this game? Yeah, you can like build settlements, apparently.
i mean there is like decorations you can buy
you're not a primobsi well
if you tend stoneback crabs
what the hell is a stoneback crab
Oh god it's a quarry.
How's Byron?
Let's not get too sidetracked, alright?
We're going through the quest objective and then we find
a waypoint and then I want to start that quest. What was the name of that
question it was in the in right I do have my horse I do hi
I'm working on it. I'm working on it.
Wait, that's another one of those towers.
Ring?
I'm on ultra settings.
I'm not using any DS...
Any...
Oh, I can't remember the name of it.
DS, whatever.
DS, DLSS, yeah.
I'm not using any DLSS.
You can see my frames top left. Well, you probably can because the whole stream is just pixelated.
Yeah, I'm just locked on 120 successfully mount the horse three times while descending
from the air.
What?
Okay, that's one.
It's questlock, it seems like.
Now horse!
Come back!
Aw.
Motherfuckers.
Move horse.
Man these guys have insane gear, what the fuck?
Are you kidding me, the whole Cavalry?
Okay, I'm outta here!
Horse!
Hup!
I'm fuckin' dead.
Or am I?
Sight!
Yeah, these are way above my level, way above.
Oh my god, they're everywhere!
Run!
I'm doing the cat village that is filled with like kids. I'm doing that quest. You have to go around like the entire world or something
finding
They're called the shy so I'm looking for the second shy now, which is in the beautiful desert and
In this story you get like a storybook that tells about these adventures. It says it's the crimson desert
Well, fuck me.
Horse!
Where is?
Yeah, the stores were good in that adventure, but these like faction quests or whatever,
they're very good thus far.
Why can't I ride quicker than this?
are you hurt or this are you this is your can you gonna go faster I think it
might be wounded speed limit
Yeah, you can punch dealers, but I think it's a talent you need to activate.
It was like a healing punch, yeah.
This area is just filled with outlaws.
Holy moly.
A circus invitation?
Join us for a world of wonder and mystical adventures, marvel at otherworldly tricks.
Witness a mysterious sorceress be fired from his mouth.
Gasp! As a giant wooden marionette comes to life and befriend a lion if you can.
Though Mr. Grand Finale, magical fireworks,
you're on the circus grounds inside Deminus Castle.
Oh my god, I'm actually getting to the Crimson Desert now.
Holy!
he swims embarrassingly slow yeah I guess he's got all the armor game's super
fun. It's really fun. Mathias thinks the prime. Controls are clunky. UI could definitely
use some work like a tertiary inventory and shit. Wait, are you a horse? Stop right there.
I'm using PS5 controller, yeah.
I like it, I like it.
I mean, I'm used to the controls now,
but I understand people that say they feel clunky, though.
Takes a while to get used to.
Crimson Desert!
Ah!
Epic.
two kilometers to go
was crimson desert in swedish what is crimson in swedish
Yeah, but, uh, hey, are you friendly?
Oh.
Somewhere.
Oh.
Maybe it's a waypoint.
Oh.
Oh, maybe it's a way points.
I mean, rather than... what?
No, I don't want the candle.
On this!
acquire all freshwater fish knowledge what that's insane and all the wildlife
all these are all acquire all legendary fish knowledge underwater wildlife wait
underwater you can't go underwater there's no diving yeah this is a giant
tower chill in here. This is the third one I've seen. There was one I found earlier but
I couldn't enter it. It was like these thorns blocking it or something.
Hey you.
That doesn't sound good.
This is just a little bit sa-
Wait, what are you? What the fuck?
Camouflage guy!
Okay...
Spire of Clockwork, Mrs.
Hmm, you gotta insert something to activate it
Let me guess you guys are not friendly
Wait, is that his hat can I you ink it?
hell yeah
I don't want my pirate hat
I don't want my pirate hat.
Is there a bounty to hunt those guys?
I haven't done any bounty in this game, I think.
this is the crimson desert right here oh wait point now hold up
Hold on a minute because now
His challenges are crazy
Map
This factory this look how she mongers this game is
God damn
There's so much I haven't seen there's so much I haven't seen cream some desert
Hold on the first town is here apparently you start this one house Roberts
Hernan the end
Hey you, oh yeah, that's a contribution show. Where did you start it?
Someone said it was in the inn.
There is a question mark there, but I can't find that question mark.
Whatever, we could go to the kid first.
What? There's a train!
I guess.
About time to drown in the shallow lake I guess.
My name is Gifflyn Tavern, I challenge you to arm wrestling, but rumors gather.
Yeah, I beat him.
I beat him in arm wrestling in the beginning of the game.
I have not left on now.
kid aim is on the wall but I can't let by just got a girl stronger first you know
how
Bro, give me on that train!
How do you get stronger if you hit a hard area?
You gotta go and explore like the forest and stuff to get the cubes.
or upgrade your gear you can do.
Hey, Koukkas! Or Wombat! Are you Wombat?
man I just missed the train oh well we're very close to our goal now
I
Want but scary IRL
Rain forest
Hey dudes I come in peace
Are you clearly don't oh
These guys are tanky they don't die to a regular combo
You know tanky streamer for streaming this game with such crunchy bitrate
My eyes have started to appreciate even the most tank of games that exist now
I am not able to look at morrowind and think it is
1850 now PS1 hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah
I've never played Marlin
Sorry Todd
Thank You crowd thorn
Har Hariaz takes seven young will takes 51 man. I'm in the actual jungle now
Will the actual jungle? I
I have no idea actually I'm I mean I haven't done anything for how
Celeste if that's the one these are just bounties I have the house Roberts
strange red smoke this is the one I'm doing now children of the woods I think
you unlock some really cool shit if you do these faction things I really like
Thank you.
These are a boss man's string.
Okay.
Nice.
Blue!
Oh!
Blue.
Hey, you.
Hey, but Jake, like 69, man.
Waypoint.
We're very, very close.
Oh, I'm not flushing this game today. No
This is mega-addicting dude. I want to see some cool fucking bosses of the ship. Oh
What is this?
Damn you can mine this
Oh you can. This drill fucking sucks.
Maybe I just need a better...
Yeah, I might need a better pickaxe or something for this.
Diamond pickaxe.
It's one hit away from breaking.
Even if it's fine.
We're only here for one thing and it's to find the little kid.
No, you can't pull it.
It's definitely something you mine.
for like high-end gear or something
Giants yard well we finally made it that was whoa
There she is
The time you headed back to the village
But why? It's so lovely here
Look at these beautiful flowers and the huge trees
The chief is looking for you
Is he?
Oh, I hope we don't get told off
I suppose I better get going
I don't use the LSS, no.
Okay, the third shy is only 3.6k away from here.
Horse!
Ride!
Nice.
A Brianto.
You're pretty cool.
right at register and ride yeah
okay I need to ride it for a hundred meters is a challenge
any bit rate enjoyers here this rain is insane
nice job's done hey are you also Brianto come back
question mark legendary animals you can use the knowledge you obtained to hunt
down legendary animals from the menu navigate to others knowledge creatures
Legendary creatures can use the map where we view their habitats.
Okay...
Did I just mount a legendary animal or...?
Wait, this must be a legendary because I can barely control this.
Or am I just bald?
Fuck!
I might just be bald.
I think I'm just bald.
Man, where is it?
Man, fun!
This must be a good-ass horse.
Come here.
I'm not giving up.
Why is this so inconsistent?
How does this work?
Yeah, I'm doing the direction of the mount's tail.
Oh, come back!
Okay, I'm following the tail with my stick.
I'm losing meter because of it.
Or not.
Yeah.
Yeah, I usually just do- I feel like it goes better if- I can win this.
I can win this.
I am Holt but I can win this.
I don't get this part.
This part I don't get it.
But I'm not giving up.
might be a lit legendary animal, you know.
Oh shit, it's really good. Damn, look at those stats.
Tame the legendary Kamora! Oh it's a legendary horse! Cool! Kamora. Hold up, I want to read
about that. Others. Knowledge. Creatures. Mysterious. Legendary. A pirewid state of legends. A
legendary horse said to have belonged to an invincible general. It is distinguished by
It's said to run faster than lightning children of the crimson desert grow up hearing stories of Kamora
That's so sick dude. I didn't know this was a thing in this game
Wait, so where's the third kid
Oh my god, well, okay, I guess we ride this way Jesus
But now we have Kamora, so they should go real fast in it when we get out of this damn rain forest
They weren't kidding when it's an actual rain forest
Yeah, you just whistled to call the horse, yeah.
Wait, are you a bird?
I need to carry you.
Oh, the war's not for the cube. It's fine. I mean, I could just do it whenever, really.
Stay there, Kamura.
Yeah.
I know why some horses were a bit bigger.
Job's done.
Oh, that counted. I didn't see it.
Classic.
I think she's fine.
Oh my horse de-spawned at me.
I think she's spying.
Wait, is this stoned back crab?
I have a challenge to kill ten stoned back crabs, wasn't it?
Hey you.
What is this stone bat?
Flamingo!
Come here!
I wanna carry one.
I need to carry one, it's a challenge.
I can carry five birds.
Huh?
Train!
Kamura, heal!
Heeeel!
What the fuck, don't be sp-
Okay, yes!
Train!
God.
Fuck, take it off!
Alright, if this was Skyrim, I would be able to do this.
Whatever, I'll see you train another time.
Huh?
Oh.
Huh? Oh. Any crabs?
No, those are the sky islands up there.
The cool part about exploring like this is you find waypoints and shit so that you can
utilize later there's the imbo castle
gave we don't know it's part of a
quest apparently
barrage in Canada three enemies of
ones with a hand cannon
Oh, there's a faction here.
Zoooooo.
This is broken silence.
Something is happening at Red Fox Trading Post.
Three quests, it says.
But I will not be distracted.
My goal is to find the forest kids.
Wait, why is it?
Chill, I don't want to jump off.
I'm pressing the bomb button.
Could be XDD, yeah, it could be.
I mean, this quest is insane.
It takes it to like every part of the game it seems, like...
Jump! Jump! Oh my god, he got like staggered or something.
This train is going the wrong way, by the way.
I'm loving it man, it's really fun, it is really fun.
you just run into so much random shit when you're when you're going about like
this. Good shit. Press L3. Oh. Cool.
I just placed this fast there.
Other controls, they definitely take a while to get used to and some positions are like
really dumb.
Looting and jumping on the same button the amount of times I just jump instead of looting is just
It's not the end of the world
But yeah, they are apparently patching in a
Remapping and then there's already a mod out for it
There's blue there. I can't not get that
you can drift on your horse if you you have to like level up the horse I don't
know how though but yeah you can unlock horse skills this is a way point
that's a good distraction this means I can just teleport here in the future
Bada bing! Bada boom! Job's done! Wait, what did it all know? I don't think I've done that.
I don't know how you get, like, horse skills. Wait, cave? What do you mean cave?
there's a cave where's a cave what I was standing here and apparently I was
blind for a cave okay did it all back where I came from like you got secret
one guy too much that pre-order armor the horse I have no idea I don't think
so there was oh I see it I think yeah nice ruined fortress
what the fuck these guys again it ain't the first time I see these guys
but it's the first time I kill one
No distractions though.
I can move this rock somewhere. This is a puzzle, isn't it?
the puzzle incident
okay
I will auto heal
what is the point of this
whoa that's trending
The other worm had a cube too?
Did he?
Oh shit, you're right, he did.
I was like a different element.
Herald of Six- Oh.
Is that a hat with a coke on it?
Talk a doodle-do.
Oh, no.
Oh
Grab the ledge
Bruv. I mean I guess I could just climb up. Actually the game doesn't let you. Interesting.
No?
Okay, this is- Thank you, alright.
Okay, um, can you- I'm s- Okay, this- what the f-
Sidman bow.
Minus 12.
This is 13.
Cool.
I don't know.
I just, okay.
What is the hat item at the bottom?
The hat icon at the bottom?
By what?
Where?
Hat icon at the bottom.
Yeah, I got a cock-a-doodle-hat.
Mixed them up- oh yeah, oh.
How did I not see that?
It's late, bro, alright.
Uh, yeah, that's a great question.
Yeah, that is a great question.
Can I use it?
A true adventure is essential.
This piece rewards the Diligent by triggering a special event every morning at 6am.
missing item registered power core.
River Venus
Hey, I'm Paulie and thanks 69 man. Thank you and I'll I'll stand there. Thanks for the one year anniversary
All right.
Travel two kilometers without moving on your own.
Aha.
Right.
Uh, where is this on the map?
It is over here in Gorthack, Dilesia.
You can see that I just cut right through into the rainforest and I'm down here.
Wait, these actually are air balloons.
Or are they islands?
I don't know.
Yeah, like blimps, yeah. Maybe they are.
Wait, they actually are blimps. What the fuck?
I'm getting a lot of these now, but they're useless unless they do the challenges.
Defeat three wolves on arms.
I don't think I've ever seen wolves in this game.
Oh, did I complete one?
Oh yeah, I think I did.
Apparently. Apparently I did. I think we have quite a few cubes now. Well, two. Not too
many. But it's all good. We're getting stuff, man.
might just save for more stamina or some traversal thing maybe this I can't even get
yet what is this all these blocks projectiles okay an illusion that replicates your attacks
what the fuck you create an illusion it automatically copies your attack that
sounds very powerful book in a man
flying faster yeah you can but it drains like insane amounts of stamina 50
stamina per second I have 200 stamina you just need you need a lot of stamina
upgrades in this game to do a lot of the flying and stuff
Oh is it actually that much faster? I mean I'll get it then if it's that much better.
before one equals guy minus one cube yeah there's an orange line on the map
here I'm not sure what's up with that all I know is I'm going that way past this
insane wall
Are those lights?
These guys- oh what is that?
I want to go there.
And there.
Could be some.
But I think this is the final kit we gotta find so...
Yeah.
It's very important we get to this.
I know right, I'll find this game is crazy.
No, it's solid row and it is.
It's very slow in the start, but when you get...
So it opens up a bit and you understand it a bit more and get used to the controls, it's...
It's nice, it's really fun.
I mean like a steam pug faction now.
Uh...
What the fuck?
oh my god it's a sniper war wait this is actual war here what the fuck is
going on
run
Listen, I just want to get to the kid.
Okay, that's the way flight is actually really nice it is.
Jesus Christ, look at the minimap.
One kilometer to go.
horse come here I need you wait was that blue stuff
Those are my horses not a bang.
You're not wrong, I've been sitting well and my make's chilling.
wheel of dew hay then is here my favorite thing in this game at the moment is just running around
exploring like this yeah Achilles Jesus there's just so many things you're just run into and it
fucking blips up in the sky war is going on
I feel like I saw a blue- wow. Whoa, like what is that city for example? And that, and that,
And the snow mountains over the snow area, like that, for example.
I think it's good to do these faction quests.
Yeah, that's what I do to open the map, Matos, is, yeah, hold start and press down to open
the map.
I want to go to that castle that was by the water. That looked like Dark Knight Castle or something.
I'm very much enjoying the game now.
Yep.
Oh, this is one of them puzzles.
Okay, I can't control this.
and
water is very much in the way of
it doesn't let me turn and then the same button is
Yeah, no it doesn't let me turn these fucking comp yards with this one now.
Maybe it's later.
Oh here's this motherboard mining again.
Cliff of despair?
Damn.
of
You can't do this yet because I've encountered one of these before and I couldn't she kept spamming that line on me
Hello I am close
Valley of origin reservoir
I never played Breath of the Wild now.
The yellow icon near the character is so annoying.
Is this stamina meter?
Swaggle makes 35, it's almost 3 years man.
How much am I coming on the map?
It's not a lot.
It's not even close to half.
The wyvern flames are here?
A good thing's coming.
Hi.
Wow, but she's here too though.
I knew this was coming.
She's over there.
Yeah, she's over here.
Alright.
but I don't know what these guys are
okay they're not that tanky there's they're doable
Ow, shit!
Oh my god, the hyper armor! Jesus, okay, alright.
It's fine though, it's all good.
I just wasn't prepared for the hyper armor.
It's fine though. It's all good
Okay, yep the range guys are where are you
Okay, yep that definitely hurts
I have to kill them for this quest I've traveled halfway across the world for so I will kill
Kill them.
This fucking guy.
You love more bones! What makes you think you can come here?
Shhhhhh!
Okay, ow!
Oh, and then just, okay!
He did the fucking, uh, fake stun into mega hit.
Epic, dude. Epic.
Okay, these guys are powerful, but I have to kill them.
I have to kill them. Me and my shicken at all my assponder here is on the floor.
Hey, you!
Yeah, I can parry, yeah.
Kassal's getting 51!
Oh
Ignore me, please wait, I'm just gonna throw them down fuck it
Oh
Fuck!
Oh, I have to win this fight in order to finish off this damn quest.
I'm very underleveled for this area.
but the quest this quest that I started it starts in a low-level area and then it
just takes you across dragon oh yeah I saw him it was a dragon
I got really excited he was flying behind this mountain or Wyvern dude I'm
I'm not crazy, I saw that shit.
Oh, he saw that shit.
Oh my god, what is this area?
Dude, I'm not insane.
That was- I saw him. He dove down.
There's not some bird. It was a wyvern.
100% that was a wyvern.
Oh my god, how am I supposed to do this?
I'm not sure I see this happening here.
I need to utilize... the ledge.
Yep! There's a-
What the fuck is the boss here?!
AHHHHH!
Okay, well...
I need to make a plan.
I haven't gone this far just to not get to this quest.
Yeah, it's a high-level zone it is.
But the only reason I'm here is because I started a quest from the beginning forest
and it takes you throughout this different areas all across the map.
And this is the last area where I gotta find the shy.
Oh yeah, she might be below, it's true.
You might be right about that.
I want chat to see that wyvern, so you know I'm not insane.
It wasn't that, that's birds. It was different. I saw it. It was not birds like this.
It wasn't. It was not birds.
Legendary horse? Yeah, I can show after this. I just gotta dive in here and find the little
lady yeah she's down here actually she's
in here found you finally talk to me
talk to me oh well those dragon eggs
Hi, why vans are massive you see
You should ask the chief about that
If anyone moves it's him. I should head back to the village
Thank you
oh wait I gotta find the four oh yeah the desert's edge mace four and a half
kilometer this way
you know what I have a teleport not too far it's very doable I have a teleport
right here that we found so that's completely fine
I'm gonna go where I saw. It's not for now. It's more like two kilometers. It's it's not a lot
because let me get up here and get to that cliff for us all the wyvern. Maybe it lives there.
Oh that's the reason they have these trebuchets here too.
why can't I use my fist I can't fist I actually can't use my fist oh wait I
I can't even melee. I can't pull out my sword either.
Well these aren't friendly.
Don't have enough stamina to glide that far, Drowhouser.
Okay, let me just run through.
Leave me alone, please.
Leave me alone.
Wyverns! Oh shit, there's a lot of them!
The Wyvern Flames.
Wait, there's people riding them.
Can I join? Maybe I need their armor.
Maybe I need their armor and I can join or something, but that means I gotta kill some
of them.
Yeah, because they're definitely not friendly, that's for sure.
Can you drop one of the armors?
Oh my god, let's just...
Let's just...
Well he's dead, drop your armor.
Fin hide.
Uh oh.
Now this area is way too high level chat, but see, I wasn't crazy though.
There was Wyverns there.
Let's go to the fourth child in the maze.
There's a waypoint here, very nice.
Cool.
Oh
What the fuck
It's not a boss fight.
Yeah these guys are not friendly so I...
Maybe if I stop them from shooting it, it can become friend?
Oh my god!
What is happening?
Wow
What if I just fly over there
Oh
Yeah, there's people firing from over there, too
This shit's so fucking cool
Assyrian, the great serpent.
Wait, are you friendly?
Oh, you need to remove those spikes from him probably.
I
Said comes forth to my altar. Where's your altar? Oh, is it that one?
Come on
My name is Assyrian.
I restored Bound's to the world, turning for me to blister.
Some men proclaimed me the God of Mines.
I was a prisoner of the Bound in a game.
Yeah, I'm about to die, Assyrian.
I see the way the angels' beings drunk.
Yeah, y'all need to have to remove those chains.
small toward this world
I should inscribe the marks of the engines
Look at my dog. Get the world shall not be scarred again
Let wisdom flourish where chaos would bring
Oh wow, Assyrian the Great Serpent presses the ancients, you get a blessing of the immortal.
You gotta deal with the ancients attempting to break the seal, it says.
Why can't I?
Oh, here, a serial of the great serpents here.
Defeat the ancients.
You get a serial and sword for it, but you got to defeat Pris is the ancients, Prevas
the ancients, and Primas the ancients.
These are probably way higher level than me.
Uh, how will I get out of here?
Was Prima's close to me?
No way.
oh my god yeah he actually is very close I mean we could try it I can't teleport in
the current state I guess I'll just fucking die then
I can't mind this, like, stuff.
I tried before.
I was holding a ledge, it's true.
Yeah, maybe they're crabs. I mean, I'm gonna try it. I can jump on it from here.
the
new company of the way
I'm not sure where you saw a sword, though.
Oh, you mean here?
Yeah, it's Becker.
It's trash.
Yeah, Glimmore.
Yeah, Ninja.
Yeah.
yeah ninja yeah how fast pace it really depends yeah the three things inside it
might be the three bosses
I don't think this is doing anything Wait I broke it and then I died
I didn't break it!
But I keep taking damage yeah
Yeah, there's a lot of them in I think you got a I'm gonna this ball spy this Pima's guys right over here
Oh, he's in the middle there
of
of this is not going to
I didn't even get to see his name pop up.
I can't even avoid that!
Hmm, might be a bit too weak for this.
Jesus Christ, I just want to see like past the intro at least.
I-I-I can't even avoid this barely.
No, even dodging is like...
Yeah...
There's another Cismon. I can't even get out.
shield yeah but I can't equip my shield oh wait I made it okay
yeah oh yeah
Yeah, I'm not not doing that.
And there's three of them you gotta do for that snake. Oh my god, I can't wait to get to that point.
That is crazy.
Crazy.
That's not gonna be possible? Well, I don't have a single health upgrade for now, for example.
Let's see, um, we need to teleport to this one and it's pretty close.
Yeah, you can upgrade gear, armor, everything.
I've only upgraded my sword, I'm not supposed to be here, I'm way too weak for it.
the the the the quest took me here so yeah I'm gonna come back to the serpent
obviously I mean I could actually put a point in health probably should
Yeah, you get a sword for doing all the whole quest. It seems like we saw it down here, Assyria on the Great Serpent, yeah.
He wants you to kill the three Ancients, then you get Assyria on Sword.
Anyways, I was on this.
The Proudin Forest Guardians.
The last one.
Ah, here we go.
Three kilometers away.
camera let's go the first skill right next to the health one this one it's a
mystical storage you can yoink stuff telepathically I guess I do not care
about the claw cavus I only care about the exploration man using horse here is
like pointless it's so up and down now but I want to finish this quest at least
this is the last one of this quest line I just got to go find this girl and I'm
gonna go straightforward I'm not gonna get sidetracked by anything
Yeah
Run
horse in his area is tough man yeah she can't radar I've seen it in the skill
three
These enemy come on come on
Oh you suck. Oh, you're fine
if you keep doing these 10-hour streams your she is going to
I'd like to see if we're being late for the walk.
Yeah, that's true.
It's just so addicting, man.
There's so much to discover and see,
and like update your character, and fucking get pets,
and buy clothes for them, and yeah.
I'm not sure if I can get through this one, but I'm sure I can get through this one.
Wrestling moves.
We have a road we can follow to her. Nice. Less than two kilometers away.
This doesn't count as a distraction.
Deliver trade goods to her and on you. I don't even know how you deliver trade goods in this game.
I have no idea.
Oh, I'm loving it Maxed.
Very nice.
Kamora level 2?
Wait, what?
Oh, let me see that.
Kamora.
Wait, she has skills.
Oh, she has dash.
She is flurry slash
Oh, she can charge enemies if she has a chambre on and she can double jump
Cool
Yes, dogga it does
Like the first like few hours in this game
I wasn't
It was cool, but I wasn't super fan, but I knew this game is humongous, so you gotta give it a chance.
And I'm so happy I did.
Oh, shit!
It was very slow in the beginning.
I'm getting to some kind of outpost here.
Always sure.
Oh wait, are we gonna hear the helmet?
No, it's not even midnight.
Okay, Fort Musket. I am not supposed to be here.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Yeah, I'm in the talks about doing like a 24-7 channel, some people have asked for
it.
I don't really see why not.
Oh yeah, they should do that right.
We are on a grand adventure R&D is crazy items acquired
Wait, well did I get some kind of book what?
What the hell is this?
There's the factory book why am I getting one guy by the game?
The rain in this game is crazy.
Is the bit rate problem only on Twitch?
Well yeah, if Twitch allows us more bit rate, it wouldn't be so pixelated in games like
this, but they don't.
The rain looks very good it does.
the beta? Yeah, but it doesn't work too well on twisher right now.
in a kilometer away I sure wish it was day time
I'm done soon I'm just on my way to Chavez okay how about you get out of that
jabroni outfit
no
The factory puzzle is apparently part of a quest to console it.
Okay, the rain stopped, where am I?
How am I supposed to...
That's where I died I think.
No Frank, not yet.
Yeah, death marker. Yeah, that could be nice, actually.
Uh-oh. This is not good.
It must have been here where I... Goddamn slippery fuck...
Yeah, I have ray tracing on you.
of
the
No idea.
Yeah.
500 meters. Oh, it's almost morning. Yeah, because I saw it, Sabla. It's like a ready
glow in the mountain.
getting smoother and smoother.
That effect might be on tomorrow.
Smoking lands. Jesus.
Daniel thanks for the five man. Thank you. Thank you for the serve by the way.
Oh, it's one of these, but it's...
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, same as before.
Apparently, you don't even need to solve these if...
Hmm.
Yes, Cedric.
What up, Gordon?
Hmm.
You need to like kill this overgrowth. Is there any fire here?
How do you switch arrows anyway
How do you switch arrows in this game, but I have like a poison arrow
Oh, yeah, maybe this works, yeah
I think it's working. It is. Yeah
I'm playing on PC
I'll deep add okay, thank you
Apparently you don't even need to solve these if it's raining.
The doggy?
I'm always done.
Lesson 300.
Come on.
Let's go.
Kamara, where you at?
Kamara.
Let's make it quick.
Goofalo.
Not really at Ivalmar, no.
Is this?
Kamara is my horse
Shit
I
Believe
They were here just a moment ago
What are you looking for? Oh, there were two skulls here earlier
I've tried looking for them, but I can't see them anywhere
Build up the rent with one in a town trip you choose any doggy one before he gets cross
Yes, that was it
There's 24 quests in this one. It's kind of crazy, but there it is. Oh, look what you get.
the
sun and the moon
What is this?
You're all far.
I
So hard to hit
He keeps turning sideways
I got my voice.
I'm a super kicker.
I can't aim at it, it's just scuffed.
Yeah, you can't climb it either.
Tried.
I'm not sure what's up, man.
it's the anyways of the anyways time
baby cobwex yeah true
and
there's a son
I don't know. This is weird, man. I tried kicking, it doesn't work either. I mean, can
Can you re-put these?
You can, yeah, so it's, yeah, it's some kind of gimmick puzzle, man.
Oh well, we finished that, yes, that's cool.
Got anyways, Chas 1AM.
Gotta do the good ol' anyways.
Some of these faction ones are so sick dude.
Some of these factions are just so interesting you want to do their missions like this cat
village with the shies that's cool and I mean
this like what the fuck is this part crazy part
it's just so fun man it's so fun yeah I think apparently this fact yeah I don't
know these bounties I don't know if I want to do them seems pretty tedious but
this is the red smoke and I could definitely do that
apparently he's boss and it seems like you can only do a certain amount until
you have to continue the story or something because here's only one out
of eight but I can't continue it nothing else shows up unless you got
find more bells maybe
you
It's frozen.
Yeah.
Buy Hell's House or Atomic- I had never played Hell's House but I heard it's pretty good.
Atomic Heart is alright, the combat's kind of mad, but it's kind of a fun game though,
it is.
Byron?
Yeah, I know about it.
Um, yeah, game's super fun, man.
Yeah, not 10 hours today, only 9.45, but I'm really enjoying this game.
I really am.
It's just the exploration and encountering the factions.
She's so addicted.
I'll see you all tomorrow.
Chat.
Appreciate you all for chilling so long.
Stay safe out there.
The cameras have the cameras.
Selfs.
Bye bye.
I
I love you guys.