Hey!
Jordy thinks 45, uh, fuck!
Addicted not even one bit!
Not even one bit.
Ah, I could like seven hours of road all good.
you
What we gotta solve that like but we need to we need to um get the quest yeah
But we got it, we got it, we got to get that.
Kendo cut is leaking into Requiem?
I don't know if this will be Requiem's point.
Hold on.
I am, I'm loving the game so far.
In the beginning, it's a bit, eh, very slow, clunky, getting, understanding a bit of the
menus, the quest system, but now man, oh my god, it's, it's great, like, dude, this shit
we saw yesterday fucking hell we will I will show we'll go through it it was
crazy it was fucking crazy
hmm
imagine we get a kendo's cut for the newer resident evil dude no I Johnny no
I finished finding the last kid
Kindosco was so fun man. It was so fun. I love the Kindos cut
Not yet Kamu, that's what I'm doing now. Yeah
I don't have a clue. Who are you? Orpheer, thanks 57 man at Mommy's Bunkai. Smileyface,
good evening. Smileyface, thanks 17 and good day. Thank you. Orpheer, thanks 57's,
good ol' thanks 7. Thank you guys. And Banana, thanks 14. And Escapade, thanks 6th year anniversary,
I made it at thanks for your anniversary and she knew that he was like 67 and Jordan thanks 45
No
So fun to reach out every time you say you love to play crimson desert and check out chatting I mean I don't care
I'm so used to it
I'm so used to it.
All I know is I really like it now.
You
Especially after yesterday. God damn this takes it 14
What up, Nickro
You listen to lip a random I crimson this for two hours
But he's gotten, he got, he got pretty far though, I don't know if he flushed it or what.
What I think needs to be improved, the menus, a stash system, and the controls, but they have posted an update that they're applying a patch.
So you can rebind your control and shit.
Okay, you, your anger pang at like 22.
The Dragonborn next to the Freelancer Arc.
I'm actually in the middle of one that I started like a month ago or more.
A good run.
Oh they did hope, yeah.
It went full on panic when trying to escape some weird stuff in darkness in this game.
Just keep running for minutes upon minutes like any other day I was trying to survive.
Yeah, yeah.
There's so many cool things to just run into.
Oh my god, Kingdom Hearts 2 opening is in this playlist.
Gotta skip that. Insta-DMCA.
Utada is gonna sue me.
Well, happy yesterday. Oh, we're gonna do a little recap.
We encountered some fucking crazy shit yesterday.
Uh, but I'll do a little recap.
It was like in the last two hours of the stream yesterday.
I need to make it to a fish and bugs.
Oh yeah, that also takes up one slot each, which is dumb as hell.
What the hell, Kruhk?
No, I haven't done anything with the camp.
Nothing.
No, I'm not garfing today.
Hell nah, no garthing
Yeah, I went through like four different biomes or three yesterday it was it was weird
It was weird
Man the lunatic songs keep popping up. Let's do dead. Well
Oh, wait.
We'll see, Jagger. Yo, thank you, man. Ah, we'll see.
Uh, I mean...
Never seen, never...
Gonna find a solution with the factory puzzle? No, uh, apparently it's quest-tied.
Yeah, someone mentioned a cavas.
It's tied to quest apparently.
Which kind of blows?
If that's the case.
would uh... would beings of blowing
by a maximum i haven't seen how the game is on uh... consoles
I have two achievements, yeah.
For a game this big, I'm surprised it only has 34 achievements.
But the achievements are very, like, grand, I guess.
How do I like the bosses?
They're okay so far.
They're alright.
I haven't think I've done like what nine bosses I think.
Yeah, I play this sometimes, but I'm getting a little bit tired of it.
I'm just waiting for updates on where it wins me now.
How far my main story I am 70% through chapter three.
As 160 hours but the game launched in 2025 over a year ago so and 20 of these
hours is just AFK on the laptop but it was more like 130 ish hours.
Volver thanks to 87 and Dracol makes 17 again I think.
Uh I think Pragmoth well Pragmoth that might be in like a month or something
isn't it? Or when is it?
Five months ago? Yeah, oh yeah right, it's five months ago.
Whatever, every day is the same.
Oh really no name? Okay, I will do. I'm just finishing up that little request
proud to find those kids. That's pretty much what I'm kind of doing, Vento. Recap, yes.
We can launch. I'm just catching up a chat a bit. Oh, sorry, I lost the music. Lay of
To the land? What is lay of the land?
This is look of a very minecraft
Looks like a vibe though, to be fair
Looks very vibey
Yeah, I replaced this on my list I think
Yeah it is.
Yeah, yeah.
Ultimate drummer?
What is that?
What the fuck?
It's an action platformer?
Oh
Holy shit poster
What the fuck?
To be honest, that's kind of dank, isn't it?
That's pretty dank.
I can wish less this.
Inky blinky Bob inky blinky Bob
Survival horror open world
Huh
Yeah, this does seem kind of interesting
huh actually that seemed kind of interesting three reviews are they good
Those three reviews
It's all right too good one bad
Did you play fractured blooms demo
No, no, it's this one. Yeah, the farming one. Yeah, no, I didn't. It's on my wishlist. I'm waiting for it
Seems pretty cool man seems pretty cool drova I know about drova. Yeah, that game is apparently very good very good
vintage story it's not on steam unless I misspelled it afternoon will be no
what up man yeah I've heard it drove I was like 2d golfing my blood arena thanks
night five and gang get you thanks to 130 and a vulva thanks 87 man they're not
on steam they're big haters oh there you go what up challenge 43 oh that's a
game from oooooobie. It's oooooobie. Okay. Call the exterminator.
Where is this picture? Okay. Very bloody. Oh shit. Okay.
It's kind of cool. It's pretty cool.
Nice. Oh yeah.
Planeten verte i de gungs kanonen kommandant. Right. Yeah. We saw that on the game show.
Yeah. My reasons they expect the one man and gorilla five year anniversary. Thanks.
Yeah, Planeten, yeah here. Planeten, Planeten Verteidig, Verteidigungskanonenkommandant.
You have to like pilot this cannon and take down stuff.
Holy complicated.
as a right next 25 bro to the fist let's go thank you thank you do do do do do
chat if one wants to like register a domain what is like the best way to do
that is that through like Google or whatever Google Cloud or is there any
better options or what do you use? Any knowers of this?
Ask G'dok, not on one too.
Cloudflare? Right. Cloudflare. I do know that one, yeah.
I know Google has like their own thing, too. You own Casady and you own Sedan at
wind global for 15 a year. Okay, yeah, sick. Yeah, I asked me to just wanted to ask chat
about it. Don't use go daddy use cloud layer pork bun Dynadot. Yeah, okay. Sick. I'm gonna
save this. Thank you. The Sawyer's calm is gonna be Yeah, it's gonna be the next thing.
I
Know I have something I want to try and work on a bit
We'll see we'll see
Right knock up is the one oh seven. Thank you, bro. Thank you
Appreciate it. It's a long ass time. Oh, would I rate CD out of 10 so far man? I'm only 20 hours in I
Rated really fun and
Especially after yesterday the shit we saw and encountered I will do a little recap because it was pretty late on the stream
But it's pretty crazy I can show I can show
All 20 hours in this game is not long it is not
Yeah, I can TLDR yesterday. I will. I will. Did I figure out the puzzle? Yeah, it seems
to be tied to a quest line, which sucks. Yeah, only like the tutorial of One Cavus,
Nice blue eyes nice how does the game feel so far it feels like game over all
the exploration oh my god like I love the golfing games like golfing is like
my favorite RPG along with like Witcher 1 and just like those this game very
really rewards exploration it seems like I forgot what the question was but it's
not it's super fun it's nice it's fun yeah thank you blue eyes of the two dude
Thank you
Yeah, Johnny yeah, the 6 a.m. Hat yeah, it's true
Congratulations on becoming a certified potion grower. Well, I'm not yet. We didn't solve it. Well, I think we solved it
It's just quest locks
Thank you nerdy, hope you had a good stream, brother man.
I'm a hype for Bond game, yeah looks good.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah, Simone, yeah.
Did I see the 6AM hat thing?
No, we're about to see it now.
It's like 4AM in game.
No, we're going to try to solve the factory today, like because it's apparently quest
locked.
No we haven't Team Joe now, not the alien stone yet.
okay I am we do a little recap we do a little recap
and basically we found this this area here this cat village where are they
I don't remember. Where's the cat village?
There's somewhere here.
I
Never remember where they are. Oh, yeah, see there's the stone
It just showed there it is the stone that's us here. Yeah
Weird
You can place markers with Square. Yeah, let me just see where this damn where is the is it here? Yeah, it's here. I think
Florindale
Here put all in
These are like forest guardians, and it's a cat village. What the hell are all these things that show up? I don't know whatever
Max and the other things prime and
They gave you a quest to find these four
or Shice, which is the girls, dressed in green.
And those four Shice are kind of all over the game world.
So we just went to find those, and I did.
So I went up here to find one of them.
I went up here to find one of them.
I crossed all over here, down here to find one of them.
here to find one of them and this is where we saw the crazy shit over here. It is insane.
That's research? Okay. And then we ended the stream up here to find the last girl.
So it's right here. The faction questlines is pretty fun so far. It's the Peroran Forest Guardians.
So here they are. These are all the girls. You had to go to the Mystic Falls, the beautiful
Desert Wyverns Cradle and Desert's Edge Mace.
And now I need to go back to speak to the leader, because now we got him all back.
But on the way there, let me show what we found, because fucking is really cool.
It's really cool.
I got a bit sidetracked and I went down here just to check.
And um...
I am loving it who drank the red rum, but it is slow in the beginning and the controls
are a bit clunky for sure.
Oh yeah, this hat I have on by the way.
It is a hat I found on a random ass dungeon southwest on the map.
Harold of six o'clock, it says cockadoodle-doo, so it's six a.m. every day. It does something
We don't know what
If you look in the bottom left, there's a hat icon. We have no idea what it does
So we're just waiting. It's 438 a.m. In the game now, so it's six a.m. It's gonna do something
but
Yeah, we went over here
And we saw this
There's just a fucking war going on, man.
And uh, the cool part here is this snake guy, he seems to be friendly.
Because if you manage to get to the island, you can speak to him, and he's actually a
faction that is called Assyrian the Great Serpent and he sends you on a quest to kill
these like three mega bosses. I encountered one of them. I died before I could even see
his health bar pop up in the fight. He kills me like this. So you gotta kill these three
to free the serpent and then you get Assyrian Sword as a reward. But this seems to be like
some endgame shit because the bosses are hard as fuck.
So, really cool, man. Really sick.
And then we have the Wyvern people over here.
These are people that fly wyverns. You can see they're sitting on them.
Brewing puzzle is not complete. I'm working on this like for these forest guardians or whatever.
The dog? Oh yeah, we also figured out that you can actually buy armor for your pets.
It doesn't do anything it just makes them look funny seems like
He's a little guard
I think you can name your dog yeah, I'm pretty sure you can I just
I haven't come up with anything yet.
Oh, yes, Elvenie, thank you.
While we were looking for those kids for the quest, we went into the rainforest.
We found a rainforest next to the Crimson Desert, which is over here.
This is Crimson Desert over here.
Over here is the rainforest, and one of the quests here, I think it was here.
Yes.
found one of the kids and in this is like a cave with this crimson tree and in
here there was also this so this is a legendary horse Kamora that you could
tame and so this game has legendary animals which I didn't know it did
Creatures, legendary creatures, Kamora
That you can, well you could tame Kamora at least. She's really fast. She's really good
Yeah, it's a legendary horse
So there's 19 of them in the game 19 legendary animals not horses or legendary creatures there's 24, so oh
Yeah, I think there's fish. There's fish also
Yeah, here legendary fish. That's why
You can level her up too yeah I leveled her up so she has double jump now.
Nice Kredon, nice.
Still kill all these guards? I am way too low level to take these guys on there. I tried
fighting them yesterday and the whole screen just blows up basically.
They're shooting at Assyria on the snake. We found him yesterday. I just randomly stumbled
upon this maybe both of you it's hard to say I'm really just running around well
I'm doing the quest for those forest kids the cat village fight this Nate he's not
a boss he's friendly he's a he's a faction here a sirion the great serpent
He gives you a quest to kill three different super bosses and
When you do he probably gets freed and you get a sirion sword if you look in the bottom right
But you have to kill these bosses and these bosses. I've tried one of them
They kill me like this like I died before their name even shows up in the fight like their health bar
So yeah, they seem to be pretty like some endgame stuff
Very cool. I don't know if you can do sidequests in the other characters. I'm not sure
Yeah, exactly I might yeah
I got makes 19 so I'm gonna go back to bitrate forest because now I can finally turn this in
token of friendship
Hey you
Why can't I teleport you can't tell it all right because I'm on the horse
The hat yeah, it's almost 6 a.m. It is
The doobie
why are they shooting we don't know these these guys that shooting they're not
friendly if I go up they start blasting me instead and the snake is friendly he
gives you these this like endgame quest and then you get a sword if you do it but
And I'm way too weak to do it.
Anyways...
Let's finish this part up.
Parour in Forest Guardians, Token of Friendship.
That's the only thing we can right now.
ZooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Alright, prepare for bit rate.
Fuck yours!
Absolutely, I'll climb the biggest mountain.
So yeah, there's the recap. That's basically it.
We got a few upgrades too. Like flying faster for ex-
Flying faster.
one side mission the whole day yesterday well that side mission took you
through a big part of the game though all the way across the map up and down
left and right but now I'm turning it in so let's see
lot I had so much fun on my adventure I'm so glad you had a nice time well
you ever stop nagging I'm left with no choice given how you all act how can I
stop nagging when you lot always just prance around doing whatever you like
oh look who it is thanks for finding them whoa you little potter in petals
everyone was so worried because of you please accept this gift for all your
troubles that's a hat yeah they are the same ones that shot me to sleep yeah
Those dizzy dandelions
Yes, tender well, I already put a spell on them
They shouldn't stray too far this time. Oh, I wonder if they'll ever learn
Anyway, thank you for everything
It's almost 6 a.m. Four minutes
559!
What the f-
Okay
Nice it even went on cooldown or something. I wonder if it's like an attack or whatever I
Don't know why is that a chunky cat? Hey, holy chunker
Yeah, you can make this as your pet too if you want.
It's very windy in this game, yeah.
I'm sure there's legendary pets, yeah.
Oh my god, beasts.
Oh, it's a porter.
Did I brew some potions yesterday?
No, it seems to be locked to a quest.
No.
Oh, that was fun.
I guess we can switch back to it when it's 6am, but the Pirate King one is neat.
Oh yeah, we got a new hat, right.
However, we forgot.
Forests Breath?
No, sorry, I did not mean that.
Okay, can I cancel this?
L2R2.
Oh yeah, inspect them, you can read about it, right?
Yeah.
Is this a epic one?
10% chance to gather additional items, okay.
When worn, it allows the word to commune deeply with the breath of the forest, sensing the location of herbs and fruit carried in the wind.
Okay.
Wait, you need to equip the ability on the left d-pad first.
Wait, somewhere here?
Or here
Don't know
This is what with the spirit food and stuff.
Oh, here.
Oh, what the hell?
Here it is.
Totally depth of field.
Is this supposed to be this dank?
tiggs whoa well I can just wait can I use this in combat for slow motion that
That would be insanely OP.
Zoo!
Well, that's cool.
I don't have anything else to do here now.
I'm not sure when you get like new stuff.
Do you need to talk to people or just...
Yeah.
Okay, you equip it and then you select perm,
put it off of the special equipment tab,
release, then press use it.
That takes the location of herb and fruit.
It's just a C stuff like that, yeah.
What if I use this for my pirate hat?
The hats feather glows bright if a treasure chest is in close proximity.
Well that's what that does.
Yeah maybe you need to talk to them again somewhere.
It might show on the map.
There's a question mark here.
might just be a shop though but I could check it this village is cool man there's
so many cats
question mark question mark I'm not even the running the right way it's over
here question mark
What do you get when you get knowledge?
Wait, you're a bird!
Can I carry you?
Please?
Let me carry.
Nah, damn it, it's a challenge to carry five birds.
Whee!
Here's the question mark.
a shot.
Oh research institutes.
Let's see what you need.
Oh the bell you rang in the city, you gotta find it.
and I promise you'll be very surprised with what I make.
I might even tell you some interesting news later.
Could you go find some herbs for me please?
I'm counting on you.
Hey, you.
Laying, experimenting, you're the same thing, boys.
Okay, what is this?
Shadow Leaf, the sky's blueprints.
Palmar Pill.
So how do you get research?
22 hours it takes.
Is this weed, Palmar Leaf?
These are like weed kids, dude.
Freya's elixir.
Secret tools of life.
Efficient gathering.
Completing this research unlocks what their reach would ruins this patch
So how do you get you must complete the research directors requests?
Tina grills cool. Yeah as in the main story cam canvas
Okay, uh, doo doo doo doo doo.
You get a medium bag for this, that's pretty poor.
I'll go get you your herbs.
Time to get strong and save the snake?
That's my goal, dude.
I'm leveling up my health now in stamina and shit, because I got a lot of the moves.
Yeah, I can use the new hat to find the head boss.
Um...
I need to sell some of this shit.
Head boss?
Why does he become so blurry though?
Is it the depth of field?
I'm gonna turn off depth of field to see if that like fixes it or something
Depth of field I I believe it is somewhere here
Am I blind
Is it post possessing okay, I mean, it's alright though I
Could have sworn I saw a depth of field option somewhere
Maybe an accessibility?
Oh, you can actually lower a camera shake a bit.
That's the field. There it is.
And now it doesn't do it anymore.
So much better.
I'll play an ultra, yeah.
Oh
It all
Bit rate for us
Are you sure you just didn't look on the shadows fall out Koi the shadow options because that one is on medium
Because the shadows are so damn sharp otherwise
Hey look at these herbs
Oh, yeah, on the minimap you see all the herbs pop up.
I like how you even loot in slow motion, so it's super slow.
Hmm.
Yeah, you can turn it off, I guess.
Oh
No, don't pet the dog I'm stuck in slow mo
I'm not sure you can unaware the shield even if you unequip it as those shows on the back
I what I wonder is if you can use that slow-mo in a battle because that could be really OP
I was going to L1 to talk to him.
Hmm, which herb should I try this time?
Wow, you actually brought them?
Yeah.
Thank you so much.
Now I can make you a potion that'll give you loads and loads of energy.
I can't wait for that one.
The game's really fun some of us.
And come visit me anytime if you ever have a question for me.
I
Really like discovering these factions because a lot of them are very interesting but in the southeast of where we were yesterday
There's like a war going that's like high-tech area they they got like blips up in the sky
There's like robot ants fighting humans. It's like a war zone like the trenches
So I wonder what's going on there so I can request this now proceed request to proceed with natural harmony research
Wait replenishing arrows yet you unlock infinite arrows here
Okay, so now she's researching this
But it takes two hours. I guess two hours in-game time, right?
Or is it? It's probably real time in it.
Right. I mean this is Black Desert Dev, so...
It's in-game, okay, yeah. Well, that's cool. Then you gotta...
So this research stuff exists in in every faction to unlock like items or whatever
There's some kind of fact. Oh, this is the outlaw. I guess I could test this. I haven't turned in an outlaw ever
Wait was there an orange cat no way we're just I see him is this garf
We haven't done the factory puzzle, it's apparently tied to a quest that we're gonna do.
Yeah, probably suicide frog, yeah.
So you can...
Abuse it.
I-I-I'll try one of these, like, outlaw things,
cause I wanna go back to the first city anyways.
Cool hat? Yeah, I just got it for doing this long-ass quest slide.
You can trigger slow motion...
...and find herbs with it.
but I don't know if it works in combat though well we're about to find out in
bitrate forest over here hey outlaw why are you running
this fucking hat
your drug cost people their lives
their lives
So Zugat takes 76, thank you
So I can after I can take him back now
It's not
What the hell was that? It's not far though
And I should be able to put him on my horse. My legendary horse.
My horse looks like it was skinned.
Oh. Okay. I guess we're going.
oh yeah I gotta yeah I don't I think when you get the outlaws you have to
ride all the way back with them I don't think you can teleport can you
lead the lords this is a legendary horse I found yesterday it's the first
legendary animal I encountered very cool now get me out of the forest
Just on cover though.
It's called Kimura. This horse.
Oh, I'd turn up my beret if I could. Could I see DSP tilting on Crimson Desert? No, but chat told me about it.
if
Nice.
Let's take the road here.
Okay, we're out of bitrate forest, most of it.
Have we been to the Crimson Desert yet?
No.
But I've seen it.
Is this where the stone is? I think it is. Let's not get sidetracked.
Yeah, he was selling drugs to people.
I think you level up the horse by just riding them, right?
a single baton will take care of your boat
I'll try drifting
Okay, why can't I pick him up again?
release me and I'll share the recipe okay there I go
maybe you're looking for something new
that works okay
look I'm certain I've got something
how special
one chapter three at the end of it but I've discovered the cool factions that
I'm doing stuff for so these bells is what I gotta find but I've already done
that one
Oh boy.
This is for you.
Go take a look.
Impressive work.
Faster one.
Lock them up.
You know, they'll run out of cells at this rate.
Still.
I'm loving it Watson.
Thank you.
If I'm more scum in the future, bring him here.
Hey, you.
Holy shit, you get 25 silver for that?
I'll just give him a few trades. Yeah, I know this.
Nice.
What happened to 60M with a hat?
Well, a chicken popped out of the hat and cockadoodled, and then it disappeared.
A cook, yeah.
Yeah, okay, yeah, right. Uh, yes. No. This is what I'm doing. What is this? This is
just like the bounty stuff there's
here. I'm sneaky. Is it you?
Can we? Hello? Can we talk?
Pedro.
More outdoors by the day. No one ever gets caught. What's going on?
interested take one drag any in and you'll be paid for your yeah you actually
get paid a lot for this those 25 silver it depends on who you catch some fetch
a fair bit oh there's only a few coins but you'll get whatever amount what's
written on the notice for what it's worth you'll have my thanks to if you bring
in the bastards. Greetings. Well that was cool.
Shhh, you're starting to annoy me.
Sorry, I mean to kick it.
Okay, um, yeah, House of Lest, but House of Lest is just all the bounties here, you gotta do a bunch of bounties.
I wanna do the strange red smoke instead.
You still haven't seen a desert or a crimson one? We went to one yesterday, Nalene.
It's humongous, and it's literally called Crimson Desert.
They're literally...
Can I activate this before talking to people?
Okay.
I see an alien, yeah.
had no word from the southern fort in days I'd like you to go and make sure
that everything is in order there okay oh the research got completed in the
bitrate forests cool yeah I've been re read that red devil I'm missing around
like all these there's so many factions that where you get like research and
stuff you can get like cool shit so I wonder now if I go back to that uh god I
can never find this damn area here's the suss stone again there might be a
secret hidden here I wonder if
I wonder. Yeah, it might be time-gated, maybe.
Potion stuff out? No.
It's part of a quest apparently. Which we gotta do because it's been so much time on that shit yesterday.
I'm gonna see if my pirate hat...
All the...
reacts here.
The weed research is done. I was gonna go and see if you can research the next thing.
wait where's this oh it's up here oh my and it makes one of three now there's
something weird here man
now there's something about this not sure what it is probably a specific time
you gotta go here it's weird
can't lift it this new smooth but again no yeah true
Fuck, I keep doing that.
Burn the reeds?
Yeah, I mean, not be able to.
Mora, calm down!
The rees didn't even burn.
Waste.
Yeah, I don't know what's up with this man, but there's something weird here.
It's below it's a cave no way in before it is
No man
I'm going back to the little
the little cat village to start some other research or whatever
yeah it's over here
that's the research is it faster?
there must be one that's closer right?
so you can go right into the village
yeah the picture on the map does show the rock
that specific rock
it does
now the picture on the map like actually just shows a rock there
It shows that specific rock because something is off about it and there's like latent power
Yeah
For something I don't know marker
Something like that
Bitter rate forests
Yeah, and before it's a small yellow painted part of the rock, you gotta kick.
Alex takes a 94, man!
Antonio Thumbs takes a 41 and Hemday takes a 3.
Boy, he takes a 9.
Oh, it's your birthday!
Happy birthday, dude!
Oh, sorry.
Happy birthday. Yeah, this is bitrate 4s. This is where the bitrate is the absolute worst in the game that we've encountered
Maybe the rain forest too. Oh
Fuck sorry Jesus. Ah, she's a beast. She can take it
So I got shadow leaf the skies blueprint and replenishing arrows now
My god, so many of these Jesus
Do you need to pick it up, maybe?
Oh there, okay.
Huh.
Cool.
Infinite arrows.
Used with a bow to strike targets far, whether at hunting or battle.
If you just enhance design that allows broken arrows to be reused.
Bam.
Okay.
Okay, mmmm...
I also got the design for... something.
And where is that blueprint?
This menu is a fucking mess, dude.
Here.
Yeah, red book.
Weave the leaf of wisdom with a pillar of forest.
So I learned how to craft that now.
It keeps popping up from the equipment manual.
So, I guess I just learned how to make that now.
And you gotta go to like a clothing, uh, speller or something.
Not enough knowledge required for research.
Explore the location with a research institute.
You gotta explore with a research institute to unlock this stuff.
Okay.
Ha...
Dun dun dun...
Oh wait, completing this research would like to send mission dispatchers to craft the Magic Scythe...
Emperor in Fishing Rod.
Magic Scythe? It's 500 silver.
so much interesting stuff left to see.
See you next time!
Yeah, I'm way too fucking poor, man.
Alright, I'm poor as hell.
That's alright.
I'm doing this house Roberts here.
The Crimson Nightmare, because apparently...
this...
is a boss.
Ever been doing the first house a bag space?
Yeah.
There's a lot of them.
What the hell is this?
pioneering okay that's like an event or some it's over here oh well I guess I'll
go here whatever this is yeah pretty sure it's a boss yeah
Um, hello.
Girls flying?
Yeah, they can fly and stuff and teleport.
We're like magic little people here.
Great heaven
You see their plants are flying too
Oh shy is a class in Black Desert online
Yeah, sorry. Yeah, I'm loving it. Give me some on this. Oh, yeah, counterfeit. Yeah.
Ah, more bit rate.
Nice.
You know, no chat just because I laugh is little too.
He doesn't have magic.
Hi, aye, aye.
I'm gonna fall in the story.
I know I'm chicken out the faction stuff.
Doing a lot of the faction stuff.
Because you get some cool shit, you won't look boss fights with it.
Hey, you.
Ash, please 65 and dig a dig of X-13.
Bug mistake.
I gotta go six hundred meters over here man chill
What the fuck
Come on Gamora get up there come on Gamora
Oh, yeah, I got to try slow-mo fight I highly doubt it works though because it can't slow-mo if you talk to people so
It has Zelda? I mean, latest Zelda I played was Wind Waker, so I don't know.
To me, this is kind of like Golfik and Dragon's Dogma.
Ah, nah, I don't think I'll try Fatal Frame Remake.
I also heard they have like the tinnitus sound in the game also, a lot of it.
Reflashed.
What is go- Oh my god, this is a huge fort.
Gee, defeat the Crimson Nightmare?
Oh, good lord, but it's bleed bandits, though, and they're soyas, fuck.
I'll be outnumbered.
No.
Yeah, huh?
here try slow mo a highly doubt it works wait there's no way no it can't it
Cancels when you melee.
You could use it to dodge. Yeah, you can
Yeah, he is at the beginning of the ancient one fight.
That is true.
of
the
death
I got to level up the RKO, yeah, true.
Oh
The comments are so wacky dude
You can do that.
Oh, sick.
You're a good tank swim.
It's just ragdolling them everywhere.
I have to get out of here.
Ah.
Yeah, I don't need no sword anymore.
That was true.
Get me up to where you came from!
Fucking hell!
Okay.
Oh my god, you can actually do that.
I think that's intended.
That's cool.
Oh, is it a glitch?
What? Wait, that looks weird. It might be a glitch.
It might be a glitch.
Coke slam!
Come here, I want to break the tower.
Yeah!
So brave I
60% to go, yep, getting there.
I'll see you cold!
Real things coming out of my head.
Shut up.
Aw, some enemies.
There we go break the tower I
Ain't got no BDO codes, bro fucking archers are so annoying
Come back
Okey
You should have run away. Fuck, I'm running low on healing now.
Woo!
Come here. Come here. I just want to tell
Come on.
Come on! The spy seems to have killed me!
Ah, fuck you now.
Spies are lethal, man!
It's fine. You don't have to refight all the percentages, so it's all right
Can't wait to unlock some more aoe man
Wait, that 80%?
Didn't I have more?
Wait, really?
Ah, for fuck's sake!
And it was all my fault too, because I spun into the spikes.
Oh wait, now it's 44, yeah? Okay.
I
Dog is my cheering squad I guess
Oh, yeah, three enemies at once using a sword.
I need more AoE for that.
How am I supposed to pull that off?
That was one.
I don't know.
The archers just chip at you, chip away.
No! Oh my god!
That's so many archers in this fucking area.
The sword's kind of blow compared to this, but the damage is huge.
Thanks, bro. Thank you
Okay, we're not at 65 it's gonna just when I kill someone apparently
You can sneak kill them if you get their outfit and just infiltrate I guess but where's the fun in that?
Oh
Cheers
Yeah, I beat the excavation, yeah, but that wasn't even hard either.
It was just, um, I just killed myself on the exploding barrels in that one.
Fucking shields!
I do need more heels, I do.
That was my last heal.
Really need to find better heals man.
There's only 17% left though, this should be fine.
As long as I don't get Archer to die!
No you can't leave and come back it's fine.
Archers archers fucking archers
Archers archers archers
I see him shooting stop shooting fuck where flower okay
and I spun into the spikes
Fuck you now, whatever, it's fine.
It's okay.
XCOM 2, I'm not long-worlding.
I know, no plans.
I need to like make a lot more food in this game.
I need to find a better way to do it.
All right. Oh, this is Perwin Gate and this is, yeah, yeah, this is for Perwin. Okay.
I see. Dead. I'm not gonna die anymore in this game now. It's time to play it like
permadeath okay no stamina gotta be careful you can charge up a little stab
here nice that was tight that was tight 2%
one more dude and then we're done
well I still got to defeat the Crimson Nightmare
okay
yikes me and what healing items
huh fuck
Why cliff looks like you worked at blizzard for seven years
good fuck is just smoke yeah I can't wait to do this with all these archers
being here what the fuck so it's literally oh my god what is this what is
this okay yeah I need to summon the yeah the the the partner yeah really
Okay. Huh. Oh, nice start. Okay, let me pull out here. Let me pull out. And aggro more archers, I guess.
I don't even know what the boss does yet, it just jumps around as a smoke.
I'm trying to clear the ads.
This battle took 10 years of your life, you hated it.
Yeah, I mean, I'm just trying to figure out the gimmick,
but it's hard where there's like 20 ads in the fight.
Might need to get some healing, find a grill spot.
Yeah, they respawn too.
I'm trying to abuse wrestling iframes here no there's let's summon her let's see if she
could help
That is even hitting me there, a smoke, I guess.
Okay, this pulp you can't do anything with.
Yeah, we need to make a shitload of healing items because this is not gonna work.
I mean, there's just way too many ads.
There's way too many fucking ads, dude.
I think 60 and a road to the next three anniversary acts. Yeah, there's a like single-hand acts. Yeah
Yeah, this ain't gonna work here
There's a shop here. Oh my god, look at this holy shit
I'm trying to see if there's like any excluding barrels I can throw, maybe.
Can I even hit the boss?
Maybe with bow and arrow.
Also, you're using the wrong weapon yet again.
Yeah, I don't know.
This is kind of weird.
I can't grab it either.
Yeah, it was like on the ground for a little bit, but with all the damn ads in the way?
I don't know how to handle that.
I need to get some healing items.
Let me see if I can cook up something, literally.
Any cooking spot over here?
Um, I don't think I have that let me see it was force palm
Or you can repel everything away with this. Oh, that's kind of nice actually. All right
Huh, there's some cool. There's some good stuff here
Hmm focus shot force palm pulse all good
What can you get here I
I can do two strikes. Okay. Hmm. Hmm. Yeah, I can imagine that, Cavus. I wanted to get
it, but I don't think I can yet. I think it's over here, right? Yeah, an illusion. Because
I think this is automatic. That's insane. That sounds ridiculous. You need focus level
level 2 for this, focus, that's this, okay.
Well we gotta get focus level 2 anyways.
Let's get this, this might actually help in this fight.
We'll test it, but some healing items will be really splendid though.
There's always this wax shield on my back all of a sudden.
I don't think the boss is skill locked. I just need a way to deal with the ads
Nice, long or small? Okay, yeah, oh you get a lot of meat just by killing one thing.
I gotta figure out how you switch your arrows though because I have no idea how you switch
your arrows in this game.
I mean I have that.
I have those infinite arrows.
Okay, I think I swapped them.
Nice hat.
Why thank you.
Okay, I'm gonna hunt a bit here.
But you're still alive fucking you're still alive
Okay, you're dead. Okay. I need some of this
Yeah, you get five fine meat for just that that's it's a lot of meats just like that that's good stuff
No, I can't kill you
Wait, was that a bird? Wait, what is this? Oh yeah, it's the motherboard mining again
that I can't do. I like the game a lot, yeah. What the fuck? I was sick. Bird, come here!
It's a challenge! Yes! 3 out of 5! Thank you!
Wait, are you a bird?
No?
What?
We got to kill that boss, that's the goal.
Oh yeah, I think you can eat bird or anything really.
Factory puzzle seems to be quest locked, it does.
I would if I knew how dark in here.
I mean, I'll run into it eventually, I'm sure.
I'm sure!
All right.
I should probably upgrade some armor as well,
but I haven't really upgraded anything.
Are you dead?
Oh my god, they're so tanky.
Thank you.
I'm liking the game a lot, yeah.
It's fun.
Some fine meat, some fangs.
What the hell is that?
scammed? not scammed. what up zaru? how about I kill another one? we're coming back down
anyway so good what is this oh is it like an eagle or something there climb
Can I climb the police? Can I not climb this?
Oh, these are bees!
I believe you can mine with the drill, yeah.
B? Indeed a B. I have no plans for abiotic factor now.
Hello? What the hell is this?
We haven't done the factory puzzle, it seems to be quest locked.
Does this look like the starter gear to you?
I could definitely get better like fighting gear though, no doubt.
I'm trying to find if there's a quick travel point here.
Like I could buy proper armor.
I think I even have- I have the proper helmet and shit.
Gotta get used to gear swapping a bit.
Is there any waypoints here?
This is like the scholars over here.
Oh, there's the waypoint, yeah.
I'm gonna see if I can go upgrade my gear a bit, because I think I can.
I do like the game a lot, yeah.
It was very slow in the beginning, but giving it a fair chance, it's been fucking awesome, to be honest.
Okay, there's the boss fight, but let's see if we can upgrade a little bit.
My shit's kind of whack at the moments.
I think the game's overwhelming?
Yeah.
In the beginning for sure, yeah.
There's still only three armor, this is.
It's the same as my hat.
Shut up.
didn't I learn how to make that stuff shadow leaf yeah
huh wild oh it's oh this looks really dang good this is like a gathering set
So for sure.
That's like a hunting set.
Yeah.
I can even upgrade my sword again if I wanted to but where's my body armor why
do I have so many pickaxes you need fleece how do you get fleece in this
game. Can we obtain from the sheep at the ranch in a gray main camp?
Stay, you see, I commend what others do.
At a gray main camp.
Oh, my storage at the camp. No, actually, I haven't checked that.
I haven't been there in forever. I'm just going to settle a bit.
well net yeah searching for sturdy i'm not using dls as magic carer this is dls as free
i i despise the inventory in this game man
Yeah, you can group, yeah, yeah.
Bird Pickup Challenge? No, I need to find like two more birds or whatever.
Yeah, Gray Main Camp Sheep. I don't know what Gray Main Camp is though, if it's...
Or is that this one?
Probably not.
The hat? Yeah, it's a big bank.
It's my camp. Okay, so it is here.
We ain't got no sheep, we're too poor for that.
I have no plans for Witcher 3 right now.
Oh, I'm simply not far enough in the story, I see.
Well, do we attend this boss anyways?
Probably need to advance so the camp gets up.
I'm in act three at the end of it.
I mean, I could finish it.
We could finish it.
This is probably gonna introduce some stuff.
I'm guessing.
Where the heck is that?
No, this game is not short, I don't think.
No PC, I'm on
Xenac thinks 68
Thank you
Yeah, if I can clear the ads it's fine, but I know I can get introduced to like the whole camp thing
So you should probably do that first you get it going. It's most likely a smart thing to do
The Oji Woji, thanks for the online bro, thank you
Yeah, I was doing mainquist early as smart just so it introduces everything.
It is so.
Cool.
Luke.
Ronald.
Huh?
Fifteen, maybe, but I don't know.
What?
I knew they couldn't kill you.
Even after those black bear bastards swore up and down you were dead.
Believe them, did ya?
We've been chasing rumors of you since that day.
I didn't let him though.
But if you're here, then does that mean...
Oh my.
There's our camp where we've been gathered.
Without us?
That's not a party unless we're there.
Just a bunch of dumb bastards, huh?
I like the game a lot.
It has issues for sure, but it's super fun.
But I really like Gothic and like dragons on my two.
So this is going to fit me.
It is. Hello.
Return to Howling Hill. OK.
Go here, talk to this guy, then go back again.
All right, sure.
Yeah, they're working on fixing the controls
They posted an update.
Ah!
Oh my god, sorry.
Doing some main now so we can like get the camp up and run, and I guess.
Yeah, they're going to allow you to remap stuff.
They are.
Is it the mailbox, cool.
So where did that letter go here?
Yes.
Completing missions. Okay, see here's something new. You can send comrades who've joined the camp on missions.
Select the region on the map and press triangle to view the mission list in detail.
Simply choose a mission like the primary mission dispatch.
The Howling Hill expansion mission now.
the camp's growth because store and package acquire trade goods and prepare
them to be loaded onto your horse or wagon you can also recover lost and
uncollected it's mess through the provisioner using
recover items it's mess
i just love organizing and sorting out everything
Oh yeah, these were the power cores I found, right.
This service is a lap of a higher entities.
Okay.
I'm not sure what you do with these yet.
This is why I gotta do the story a little bit.
Uh, oh so here you can like donate stuff you're not gonna use right now I guess.
Like feel the cloth armor
Okay
Is this good I don't know I don't know what I'm doing need something packed come back when you've more stuff to leave with me
oh you have to open the map and inspect the camp to say thank you I was trying
to figure out what the hell how to do it and then you have to inspect the camp
feature not available
okay
Oh, I was sprinting, that's why.
Okay, so what is this now then?
Howling Hill.
Wolves are rare, but legends say they once gather every night.
Okay.
Yes, faction summary.
So these are the great mains, and these are the relations we have.
Okay.
Cool.
Missions, Comrades, Luke and Donald. This guy's a bricker and this guy's an
axer. Our construction. Okay. This is cool. So now we have to expand our camp by
selecting this.
send them both I guess especially personality to the mission cancelling
non-mission return the resource spent okay I need more camp funds all the
things I just spent by okay so I got to donate some funds then all right I just
I spent them when I put the items in here, but what's the point of doing that though?
Royal treats the best way to make coin
Because I have 50 and I had like 250 so I got a donate funds now. Where do I find my funds?
Boony
Oh wait donate funds triangle okay nice I'll donate like two silvers you know
which you'll like that which you like that you could fatten the cat stay sharp
out there so then okay donating to the camera crazy the rewards you can acquire
based on your dono level after completing a dono explore the camp to find
newly placed items the type of location rewards vary depending on donation and
type and level all right two silvers it's time man they can deliver my horse
or carriage to special vendors okay I paid for them to pack it okay so here I
I can send you okay it's done cool
and I you compare can you compare this game to another please and get in a day
if you like it it's kind of like Dragon's Dogma and like the Gothic games
along with some Breath of the Wild which I never played but yeah okay
completing a mission takes time you're free to continue your own adventure while
your companion is away or you can pass by resting at bed let me guess I'm not
tired enough sleep what a surprise I've never been tired enough to sleep in this
game ever well now I can do the boss fight because I just got to wait for
this to be done now. So we could try this boss fight now. Wait, I can grill here. And
then we gotta pick up the quest for that damn factory from yesterday, because we never solved
that. But we gotta work on some like gear upgrades, which we are doing now, and that's
good. Oh, I can make Filling Pickle. Ooh, nice. That's cool. They only give spirit though.
Oh you can't pass time here nice.
Surely not. King of spades right? Surely not.
So this game is Dragon's Dogma. This game is if Dragon's Dogma was good. I like Dragon's
dog my dude any abyss gear for the
substats yeah you need to pay a lot for
to do like abyss stuff though damn this
is all spirit can I show my gear it's
nothing particular is there an answer
I'm only a guard armor which gives you movement speed and five armor. I want to upgrade it
But I need to like get wool to do it then I have a pirate king hat
Which is cool, and then I got so is it read gloves which is
All right, and then I got some shitty cloak
Also have this
But it's shitty
I have a tarnished necklace
Tarnished ring. I have oath of darkness and engraved
Yeah
There's some shitty boots.
That's about it, man.
Yeah I want to upgrade gear but that's why I'm doing this camp stuff because then you
can get, um, I can buy the full nightgare if I wanted to Lucifer.
It's just not really better than what I have.
It's the same amount of defense, but I can't buy it.
You just buy it in the first town with your reputation.
But it wouldn't really make a difference.
The armor I bought, the armor was very expensive actually.
Actually.
Wait, so someone said you can pass time here.
Is there any other way than sleeping?
Because my character never wants to sleep.
I can't sleep right now
Wait at a cooking station. Oh, yeah, that might work even before he doesn't want to whoops. I turned it off is that
Oh wait
And I wait
And I can't I never can in this game. I've never been able to do it a single time
So yeah, I mean I'll just teleport over here and we'll try to do this boss fight man
Cannot teleport in the current state
The chicken helmet yeah at 6 a.m. A chicken pops out of the helmet and does a taco doodle do
Even if I don't die I still can't do crates. I've already tried
I just it's just never like in my whole playthrough. It's never allowed me to rest not a single time
I think it's a bit scared bird come here oh my god your fastest fuck Jesus Christ I
want to get the birds man I can get some skill points man yeah I expected a
hat yeah
What is going on with my character?
Is this Unpassel?
For Unskillpoint?
It's cool though.
planets and shit.
A deer is tanking 7 shots for you. Yeah.
I'm gonna try to beat this boss as we're waiting.
But the problem is not the boss, the problem is the 30 adds surrounding him.
Oh shh.
Yeah, I can turn off my lantern.
See if it...
...does stuff.
These blockers you gotta grab man
I'm not the spider. Uh-oh. Not all the damn ads again!
All right, we got a fuck
This boss is a nightmare not the boss itself, but the setting he's in
Oh yeah, he's called Crimson Nightmare is true, yeah.
That is true. One percent left. Those are exploding barrels.
got a tree falling on me nice I still got to defeat the crimson my man
Yeah, you can't wrestle to bring the house down here okay, what's up fucking ads
I'm gonna kill you all first
Okay, stamina region.
Okay stamina region I thought like I thought the animation for picking up
the barrel will be quick but now he takes his fucking time doing it so that
uh did not work out too well I was gonna pick it up and throw it at him
okay we just got to get in there should be easy yeah it might be able to use the
power to do it is true
What do you mean Iska?
All right one area at a time
No, there's a boss here, but there's like a million ads in this fight.
the million archers at the same time.
Artifacts! Game on!
Okay, not too many left.
Dead.
People's elbow.
Health check, health check.
Okay, what between us?
Take out infirmary and artillery unit?
Yeah, maybe that lowers the odds.
I don't know.
to say. I'm so scared of hitting a damn explosive barrel. Okay. Good.
Wait, shit. Are they respawning? There's no way, right?
There's RKO is there Suplexes yeah
Grilled meat nice okay get them all
Nice! Okay, I freed this guy. Maybe he will help.
Pai Lunis refugees liberated.
Alright, alright.
Okay, these enemies respawn or they're just enemies coming in from the outside, I guess.
of
Cool
of
Okay chill, give me some more stuff.
Artoria's been dragging things to pry man.
Fuck this is gonna be rough, especially if they're gonna keep respawning.
No!
No, no!
I needed a good sweat.
Okay, a few ads at a time.
We're good.
Okay, the boss is here. I'm actually getting the ads now.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've tried freeing them, but it doesn't let me do it.
Or it does. You just have to like walk very carefully behind them.
Oh would you look at that? Yeah help me fight! Help me fight! Yes! Yes! Fight for me!
Oh they're so late.
I'm pretty sure these guys are just respawning over and over and over again.
Okay, get me out of combat. I know what to do. I have I have an I have an idea
Spaghetti
Come on
Your armor works like you don't make.
Ow.
Come!
Okay, how am I supposed to do this?
You think they're respawned because of the infirmary?
Maybe, but I don't see the infirmary on the map, though.
Fuck it.
let's full send it
so how does this fight work?
well first all these annoying fucking ads need to die
What is happening?
Okay, I think it can hit it here.
Uh, barely?
It took him like no damage at all.
Okay, right there it's down.
There's one more add.
Okay.
What's going on here? What is what is going on in this fight?
Okay. Get up. So you can hit it but it does jack shit.
Yeah, well we're gonna try to go in here to see if it works.
Probably when he's stunned though.
I
I am taking a shitload of damage.
May not so what?
What?
So precise
Oh, yes
Finally.
Yeah, if I would have died, all odds would have, uh, responded, would have.
Yeah if I would have died all eyes would have uh respond would have nice this is ours now
epic.
What do we get out of this though?
Um what's the date like this?
Well we got that.
That's just his letter.
Wow.
all these liberations popping up. Jesus Christ. The red, green, blue at the minimap? Yeah,
it's the temperature. All right. Yeah, you can summon, like, you can summon companions
to help you in fight. I just never use it. Nice. I have four now. Definitely going to
unlock this.
You can observe this, but I'm going to learn this.
Did you have a cold? You got a zinc monster up.
And we're gonna get nature's echo because this...
You need 4 board slash level 3 for this.
Okay, that's fine. I could get that.
Nice, I can actually unlock this.
And this is a big upgrade because it can no longer miss.
Boom.
No, I haven't done overnight oats in a while now we can unlock this and this creates an
illusion that replicates her attacks. This will be really good for AoE. Very nice. But
Before I make a forward slash, automatically creates an illusion that copies the attack.
Yeah.
That's like a huge DPS increase, I can imagine.
Very nice, that's sick actually. Let's finish up this quest. Yeah, basically double damage, yeah.
I figure this would be really strong. What is it? What are all the all this is house Roberts? Can I?
Right
Poison arrow production you can do here
facilities
How easy hard is it to respect you just go in and you press respect it does call stuff though it does but
But, nah, like it costs some type of cores it does.
I can't teleport in the current state, all right.
What was the Balls reward?
We got a chick at the chest.
I definitely got a core of that.
De de de de de de de de de de de.
Ah, the game's cool for me, y'all.
finding ball says I would love to upgrade my gear but I gotta wait for the
main story
I get some sheep maybe it's done now though
so I'm a Zico this game does have cutscenes
does this one done now
journal main quest
it's at 42 percent
Alright, so we just gotta wait.
The story is... pretty damn bland, thus far.
Okay, let's check what we have in the chest.
Wow, okay, um, that's a lot of stuff.
A lot of trade goods, oh there's a key, that's nice, we could take that, there's some lean
meat we could cook with.
There's a syd, syd, syd mone spear, it's actually kinda nice.
potata. I'll loot some fleece. I'm not sure. I didn't see.
Well, let's turn this one in. Reports. This is dissipated smoke. I want to get
more of those forest cat people, dude. Yeah, House Roberts is almost, this is the
Final of the second final
Wait there actually is new stuff here
Observe the giant tree observe the waterfall
Okay
There's some story I am the story now is waiting I gotta wait for
for uh this to be done you see it says 43 percent i just have to wait for them to finish it that's it
that's all we can do right now but that's why i'm finishing up this one whatever it is
the the whole crimson smoke one that i just did the boss fight
yeah the side factors are so cool especially that giant snake i found
You feel like I'm playing a single parameter mode?
No.
I feel like I'm playing a mix of between Dragon's Dog and my like Gothic.
Come on, let's go!
How does this compare to Gollum?
I never want to hear that question again, ever.
Yeah, they're making some kind of medicine yes
I should go check the contribution shop because I have a lot I think.
much 45% there's one in whore horse house
robber's I just can't do I guess I do the
puzzle castle I can't well we could try
start that quest someone told me where
to start yesterday and it's in the first
town they could have been a one guy
it's up for cheap not really I mean not
not really too dark at the moment. No, I did not clever name, no.
See you here
All my weapons are crafted with care
Just sell this shit not gonna use it
I how do I know if I've learned the recipe remember me when your play grows dog
What if I never learned I don't think I learned this one I know I did learn it yeah
That sells for a lot, man! I'm swimming in 59 now!
What is going on over there?
What is going on man?
This red longsword is a little bit better because it's got...
It's got critical hit rate, which mine doesn't
He's got some plate armor here, which is that it's actually kind of good
Yeah, this is his armor set
It's actually pretty good this yeah
No, my silencer reed gloves are insane.
My boots suck though, terrible, terrible boots.
Did I beat XCOM?
Um, yes I did.
I need to get new boots, they are trash.
I'm gonna check the shop up here first
But my gloves are
Pricingly good, I think yeah, they are these these are very good. I
Shouldn't play upgrade those they look a bit wack though
You can craft I don't know about being a blacksmith. Oh Scotty. Thanks a five-year anniversary man, and who thought thanks 22 I
I did beat XCOM yeah the map is fucking humongous it's big all the time you
need to make your choice I got seven yeah so here you can buy stuff that's
kind of fun
wow look at these boots compared to mine Jesus Christ I gotta buy these but I
can't I can't buy them yet
Yeah, this gear is like way better than mine, but you need to do contributions
So I have seven contributions. They cost 14. Okay. I think that to see you here again
Yeah, so you got to do like side jobs which the main story right now is literally side jobs anyway, so I
Just got to wait for it to finish this shit
Yeah, I mean you have a bunch of these commissions, maybe I guess I'll check what this is
you get a medium bag for it so that'd be nice
you can craft armor yes but you gotta find recipes
can I teleport
tight and not in the current state because I'm rolling
the moment I get those boots and stuff
yeah this should be a lot better defense I didn't buy the other boots because
they're not as good
And they cause like two silver and I how I only have like 60
I'm gonna turn this in and see what you get this like some basic stuff
Zoom
Oh, suit plate- wait, it increases damage by upgrading gloves and boots?
Now that'd be nice, but my gloves are already very good though.
But uh, boots is the worst I have.
But they're gonna get...
big time.
But they're not here talk to me
My joining old camp or new camp, I don't know what I'm doing for the remake. I'm not sure
No, it tastes damn not
There you go, buddy
I expected
This will make my forge roar to life. You've set my spirits ablaze as well
My thanks drop in again, and I'll have flying weapons waiting really all right sick you know each other
Whether praise or complaints, I know I got another contribution there
I am into expansion
Bruna
If you happen to swing by the way, right could you ask them how the tack turned out?
No pressure. It's just so we can get a feel from the next work
Dev's hide hide now
As anyone played on base PS5 apparently it's pretty rough
apparently yeah you get you get a lot of bags for doing these this is kind of
nice actually actually okay who's brought us notes
Can you sneak his stealth? Yep.
Alright, I have minecraft.
Minus two hours spent yesterday, I guess.
Sometimes the game crashes and you open the map.
I saw people complain about that.
Yeah, the map, opening them up on PlayStation Crash is the game.
Horsen, come here.
It's fine on PS5, the map crashed again.
or a move!
Ah, your horse will receive the best trick. See you again soon.
Great.
Yeah, yeah, hail and all that shine.
Is there any man like Marshall Midland in this world?
Peace doesn't just happen.
Men bleed and die for it.
Yeah, Wolfie knows.
So for some reason it says I'm supposed to go up.
Maybe this.
I'm playing on PC here.
It slipped out for a bit of some biddiness.
And even if I met the royals supplied the pulp.
Visit the royal trading post.
I mean these are like the basic quests.
A puppy.
I am nothing in the house. It tanks FPS like crazy if you enable it. Like actually like
minus 40 FPS. Get a cat? Well that has to be the correct cat though.
Salutations. What? Hello? This is an outrage. I'm trying to talk to you. Well met, friend.
gaze offends me directed elsewhere but you're my quests salutations
well do you examine the note found at the delivery posts okay
So many people have been looking for me there. I figured I'll just leave a note.
I'm over in line Chris Manor right now. I'm the dwarf wearing a pink headscarf
with a hammer at the belt. If you've got Bidness, confine me there. Sadler?
Did it just randomly unmark the quests? 57 percent. Thanks for ever that one.
All right, yo Johnny thanks for falling dude. Hi, boy. I'm going to year
What I'm here to umbidness
But I have to get feedback on Bruna, what is going on?
Do you have an open window?
What I'm working
That's right what a key is required all right
to enter fine I'll only yours or mine I'll find a different path from the top
I
Mean
Here's the dwarf yo
Mix things easier for the whole soft rule
You mean the
He just swing at the cat
You mean the tack Bruna made
Well, I don't the 15th of a game on Tavern. Yes flexible
Now that well even when the horse was rearing a fine piece of craftsmanship
Okay, great.
Open fireplace.
Hey, you.
Okay, you.
Any action to harm someone else because they're a crime?
When a crime occurs, the search will appear on this scene.
It was quickly left there and high for witnesses for anyone to report to you.
If you fail your escape, a bounty will be placed on your head.
If the bounty is high enough, guards will begin chasing you.
If you're arrested, thrown in jail, and the bounty in the air will be cleared.
I suppose you've served your sentence.
I'm not speaking!
Uh...
That wasn't caught.
Oh well, free teleport I guess.
Thanks.
Oh no, I lost four silver- I lost five silver to that!
That's crazy!
Maybe they're done here with the main quest though.
Is that a gold bar?
I might be able to sell that.
Yeah, I'll check it.
Just gotta get out of this Assassin's Creed, Nexus thing.
How about I deal with the Mad Red Cube?
You gotta grab him.
Here.
for a hundred and ninety silver holy shit holy shit we fucking made it we're
rich how's the main quest going here 62 on the bank is better oh shit well I
Well I haven't found a bank yet so that's a bit awkward.
Gotta get the bank app, yeah.
I'll check the starting town for it.
I really really really need better boots. I want to get those, but I gotta up the rip and then
Any hard bosses yet the bosses have all been a bit janked to be fair
See L feels good man, I love getting fake was about two five thousand no go the torn all gambled away in dice is
I mean, no, I have found a hard boss, but it's like an endgame boss or something.
What is it?
How can you build, you know?
What? I haven't done shit.
The biggest catch requires the greatest patience.
It's fishing story.
I'm guessing you're happiest with a fishing rod in place.
Small bag, yes.
Wait a minute.
Wait they took all my gold when I went to jail. I had 60 silver. I have a minus
I have minus 4.94
I'm in debt
Wait, do they does it actually cost like 60 silver to go to jail?
It depends on the crime, well I mean I made 190 silver, so I mean it's worth it, it's
net profit easy but still
Or 500 right yeah, let's go and do that the bank, huh?
The bank. Oh, yeah, these are also factions find Jeffrey the pickpocket, right?
Yeah, that would also build some rep I
I need those damn boots man. I that would be a huge
I'll play controller the sounds could get balled us up. Thank you
The bank probably a question mark around here
the in one of these I guess it's got to be it's got to be in the house you tried to get
in through the window multiple times but couldn't wait the one I got the gold bar that's the
bank wait you're a you're Jeffery come here
I can turn him in. Easy.
Yeah, whatever man, it's all good.
I need this, I can buy better boots.
No it was from the front.
You wouldn't be doing this if you did.
Did what?
What is he talking about?
in the future bring him here. Yeah. Yeah. What? Hello.
I'm still in like mega debt wait so the bank was over
Here somewhere
Damian story oh she has her own missions
And myself in can I
But I was already in jail
Right above me
Yeah, alright.
I don't have a bounty, but I am in debt, though.
No, we're right.
Wait, what?
Blue and yellow icon.
Eh?
Oh, this!
That was a royal trading post.
Wait, that's the bank?
No?
Okay.
No, okay.
Lion Christ Manor, question mark, unique icon, that's a stable, oh it is that one, it's this
one, okay.
my right. This is El Banco. That's why there's so many guards here. What? He's a unit. Opening
a strong box at a bank allows you to safely store gold bars and silver coins. Once deposited
your gold bars are automatically invested based on your selected strategy to earn returns.
Track your progress in the investment status menu and switch strategies to maximize your
assets. Please note a change in your investment strategy may require a waiting period.
Money is a noble thing.
Hmm, interesting, okay.
I can't do that yet because I'm way too fucking poor, but we'll find more gold bars.
I got 500 silver, baby! Let's go!
But I can register one.
Oh, high risk?
Medium risk. Hmm.
And then you can change it.
Nah.
Let's have a go medium.
So you just need all you need gold bars to use this
That's it, I mean you can withdraw silver depending on how your investments going
That's cool. Well, we're fucking rich now, baby. Let's go to the brothel
Oh yeah wait this is Rob the bank now yeah
Okay, I don't understand his fucking gambling, but I'm looking for the guy that I armed rest. Oh wait. That's not here
He's below. This is the gambling man. He was down here
I'm trying to question mark this guy is very busy. They passed fast. Can you wrap it up, buddy?
We're slow as hell.
Kick?
Yeah.
Good, I guess.
I'm not sure there is a higher floor than this, is there?
I
Is the guy standing there bottom floor yeah, I just don't see a mark to talk
Serendipitous meeting a quiet day is something to be thankful for I'm pretty sure it's this guy
I'll take my boys into the hills to find mushrooms
I mean, maybe I'll do a arm wrestling and he'll do it.
I'm trying to talk to the dude.
Let's go!
Fuck!
God my gloves are ugly.
Wait, this is a challenge?
There's a win streak.
Okay.
About who?
someone needs to do something about that about who
Two out of three, one more baby, let's go!
Where? Where? Where?
This isn't the...
So easy.
You can't possibly be scared!
You make like 40 coppers every time and it costs 20 to play.
Well GG, I'm trying to activate the quest here.
Hey, I'm well met.
Is it you?
What's the matter with you?
Yeah, I'm trying to- there's some-
Fuck!
Chill.
One more for the champ. Here's a champ. Rise to the challenge. I'll do the champ. This
This Wimp is the champ.
Wimp, Wimp, Wimp, Wimp, Wimp!
I land a thing or two.
Still game to go on?
Yep.
I guess you gotta do four in a row that night.
Yeah, I wanted to get the faster request.
That's supposed to be here.
here but I can't find me fuck
let's die
I just go lucky
still game to go on yeah
for fuck's sake I was no don't shoot that don't shoot please please I'm trying
to I was mashing circle I was mashing circle to skip the cutting and then I
backed out so now I gotta do it again
I learned a thing or two. Don't
match circle. Don't match
circle. Don't match circle.
You ain't an expat. Yes. Let's
go. Come on. Now, circle,
circle, circle.
Don't match circle. Don't
11 the rock solid
Okay, nice.
Solid, tight, nice.
Got an abyssal artifact.
Tight tight
Was the upgrade on this hmm the spinning slash okay needed to a bit artifacts
Keen says is and forward okay keen senses level three also
What is keen senses anyway?
I don't know. Getting some more health would be nice though. I have level 2 health.
Yeah, I definitely will at some points.
That would be good for AoE, especially if it copies it, but you need to get the rest though.
Yeah I was trying to find a way to start the factory quest line, but I can't find it.
It's supposed to be here, but I can't get it.
I don't know where it is.
There is a spear, yeah.
Is this done yet?
80%?
You gotta wait quite a while.
Well, uh, can't finish House Roberts.
House Celeste.
Oh?
Well, House Celeste just bounty notices.
That's the problem.
Don't need 50 silver, okay.
Buy better boots?
Yeah, that's kind of what I'm working on.
That's about it.
Assyria on the serpent.
I want to do that.
I mean, we could just do this.
You get a lot of money for it.
I gotta wait anyways.
How CERC is the broken trail?
I can check it.
You hate my gloves? I hate them too, but they're very good.
They're very nice.
Oh, fuck you!
Fuck you!
Yeah, I'm doing this quest. I needed to buy those boots I saw and I also
Needed to increase reps so I can buy the boots
Yeah, I could move the abyss gear to other gloves that's very true. Oh
I speak of William middler the second son of house middler
It's been days now
I've done it the gray mane
Maybe the Arborea Castle is a bounty.
that monster it's a damn mess of the martial away as well would you aid in
the search great main we'll be right behind you sure brother no I'm not
using any path tracing
I'm not using any DLSS or anything like that, no.
I want to go on grand adventure, man, but I'm trying to push through the story a little
bit so we can unlock the whole camp thing.
I
Yeah
But I buy better shoes no you need to you don't buy them with
Basically the way it works is there's like factions where you can build up your rep and then you spend that rep to buy gear they have
And I need a little bit more rep to do it.
And it works out well because the main quest is literally just waiting right now.
So, ooh, hello.
Joan from the Abyss reached the ground within 30 seconds.
I don't even know how to get up to the abyss again. I probably have a teleporter there that you got. I suppose
You got any food here, I'm rich now as I can buy all the food
Frozen herb with x30 job, thanks for the four years. Yeah, can we uh, talk please?
No need to watch your turn. Oh, I can only sell here. All right. Yeah, fuck it sell this shit takes up my inventories
No need to watch until we meet again. Oh
You can't just teleport up to it. Okay, that's nice
Ah, avocado the fruit, avocado the fruit, thanks for the 33.
You can teleport to the little stone thingies where you get the cubes from.
Yeah, you can, uh, deep, yeah, cook with your sword.
What did you say?
This bastard's sniffing around for those little shits from earlier.
You know how much trouble they've got.
Cold wine in guards, we don't fight them.
Why don't you just fuck off while we're still being nice.
Oh, stinky rat.
sweep sidestep perry perry again nice
you sure you saw her nandy and soldiers yeah sure as hell did they're
talking about bringing honor to house midler true dreamer it's straight up to
the room's a blout. Thanks 26 man. Thank you.
Subtleburn. Billy.
Abandoned castle ruin. Sorry.
Oh, it's up there. Oh, we're going to the winter stuff. Cool.
of
the
guys I'm only here to grab this all right
Okay, that's good actually, nice.
Any who come at our reach, you'll die with your knife!
Dang!
Having an attack on pressing in L3 is definitely a choice.
You gotta get used to.
Okay
Hopefully not for long. Yeah, I think they're gonna get the patch ever soon.
SUDMO LONG SORD! Ooh, this might be good.
Knockback 10 enemies with 30 seconds using a long sword. Okay.
How good is this? It's minus 22 with upgrades.
is 20 without upgrades? Oh, that sort is way better. All right, working our way up.
No way, Erkav's.
Hey, are we familiar with the bristling moves?
And you can upgrade your gloves and boots to
To upgrade the damage apparently
No
more knockbacks please I need more bigger group man
sit up here what a journey this is the factory puzzle is locked behind the
All right, I could maybe do it here
That move is insanely powerful
Yeah, I'm not gonna use that
I need six more enemies.
I'll find more eventually.
Yeah, I need like an outpost.
What the fuck?
Oh
I don't have blinding slash yet
Shut up
Nice, Armin. I have no plans on doing the Swedish classic again, no. I'll do it at parts
of it, but no plans on doing the whole thing again. What a zoi! Are you kidding me? F*** off!
I'm trying the challenge!
I got too many shields. They're just blocking the knockback. Yeah
Need some bleed bandits or some shit
Is the factory puzzle done?
No.
It's part of like a quest I'm trying to find.
It might be that you need to do more uh, you need to do more bounties.
Alright Zive, yeah.
That sounds safe.
Okay, Willems Tracer should be over here.
Willem?
Oh shit, here he is.
Damn, he's dead.
he's alive what's happened no shit was there no
careful what up a draw I'm no this game is a single player
Please help me.
Well yeah, if you want to play this online, I guess...
Yeah, Black Desert Online or something.
I guess that will be it.
Shit, I'm frozen.
This game is on Steam, yeah, it's also on PS5, oh they're done with the camp, nice!
Use gathered resources to expand and improve the camp after completing a gentle touch and spectreiling heal from your map.
Select an expansion mission and dispatch your comrades or workers to carry it out.
Expand in the camp will grant new functions and improvements.
So this is the whole camp thing. That's nice, because you can probably get a lot of material to upgrade your gear.
Defeat Cygord the Staglord? This is a boss fight!
Oh shit, let's go! I'm down with my zero healing items.
Another scavenger here to pick at the bones of my kingdom.
A petty thief has but one fate.
Death, cold and swift and merciless.
Calphor, I shall slay myself.
I have wrestling time.
There's a front some in pain for which I...
Yeah, I think you can blind him there.
I...
You shall not claim the riches my subject bled to earn.
Okay, he has hyper armor there. Good to know.
I wonder if you can blind him there, I don't think so but I tested it and I fucking ate
it because of it.
Oh I can learn this!
and
That's good, I can actually save a skill point then because I'm going to spend the skill
Look at what you're learning there.
This doesn't seem too bad, but that was only phase one, so...
Nice.
Got smashed! Smashed!
This is the front shall be paid for with your life.
Shit, he's using the wrong weapon.
I should have claimed the glitches my subject bled to her.
Do not see my crap over my head!
Do not hear the horrors of my subject brains!
How dare you set your filthy feet upon royal crown!
I can't shoot at them!
Oh shit the shield bash oh that's fucking nasty alright.
We're going to take the story as fast as a thousand speeds!
Take a long and strong and never fall down the castle gate!
Shield Dash, rip your health!
Oh shit, I get first phase is super free but ugh
So many bosses do this in this game
They look like they stagger and then they're like fuck this
Hyper armor and then you just get comboed to death
Woo, alright
No pills, no healing items here
Let's get out of the way
There's a front shall be paid for in your life.
I shall acclaim the punches by subject glad to...
Do you not see the sound upon my head?
I said that you dead
That wasn't the cutscene there
The royal coffers is death.
This guy be rough with our healing.
OK, you can't grab him at least after that.
Okay, anxious thing.
Okay, that's a good parry there, and I can wash out for that shit because of the hyper armor.
He just parry my parry.
Oh my god, the fucking camera!
Am I alive? Okay.
Oh, I hit hyper armor.
Oh, so much hyper armor, man.
I think this is possible, though.
I think it's possible, actually.
Yeah, I don't have any heal- I rarely have healing in this game, to be fair.
But I think it's easier, um...
probably easier to get healing when you have the camp set up because then you
have like animals and stuff so it should be pretty free and my camp just got
set up right before this fight but I think I can do it I think I can do it
I'm going to be a crown upon my head!
Dear the chorus, my subject brains!
How dare you set your filthy feet upon royal ground!
That was bad, that was bad, that was just bad, that was just bad dude, that was just
I have a way to break his guard consistently. I don't know why I'm stepping away from it. I know I don't what to do
R1 into R2 it breaks his guard immediately
It is super possible
You shall not claim the riches my subject bled to earn.
Do you not see me crown upon my head?
Yeah, we're gonna need to get some healing items for this.
I've noticed the pattern though.
I've noticed the pattern with the ball slides in this game.
If you land a parry, never do more than two hits.
Never.
It's terrible. They would just power armor through it.
with your life
you shall not blame the matches my subject bled to me
do you not see the crown upon my head?
I'm also frozen here.
My people thirst for your blood.
Oh
Oh, this would be so easy with healing items.
What the- come on man!
No, I don't have any food items.
Ah, but I could have like, go get some though.
Like, that's what I mean though.
I thought I had in there, but then it's just- ah!
And then I just die.
You gotta be so careful in these fights.
I'm pretty sure he has a phase three by the way.
Pretty sure.
Yeah, because his second phase is a green health bar.
So, pretty damn sure he has a third face.
get some healing this is not gonna work it is not gonna work yeah Fredstrap
X 29 if I only had like three healing items I might be fine depends on how
hard phase three is
you're not blind when it flashes red I tried it's too quick you don't have time
to pull out the sword let's see 300 any food any is there a quick it must be a
waypoint here
are the bosses hard in the u3 the bosses in this game they just really like to
power armor through your stuff even when it looks like they're getting stunned
any way points here that might be one surely there is one up here somewhere
No, obviously you could just over level if you want.
Don't tell me that's the only part.
must be one over here okay so let's see I
seems complicated man yeah you can just
bring a shit ton of healing I just
don't have much healing let me see maybe
I got no there is no way point here I
don't want to leave and have to run all
the way back unless that is a way
points. Oh, a snow fox. Story cap? Well, we're expanding our camp now with our lads.
can you healing person by getting the factory to work yeah we gotta kind of do
that that'll be nice I mean I'm gonna do the factory anyways because I spent two
fucking hours there yesterday only to find out you can't even do it unless you
have the quest so that was that was a bit tilting there might be a way point up
up there it looks way pointy mountain goats
Let's check it.
This is the first time we're in the snow area.
I need to kill this boss.
It should be free with just a few healing items.
I deal really good damage to him, so that's easy.
He's just his hyper armor that scares the shit out of me, especially face 2.
Yeah, for now it's fine, so I'm trying to kill this boss fine.
But first I gotta find the waypoints, I can go back to town so I don't have to run back.
Yeah, I did that in the beginning, Jigsaw, but it's rarely worth it.
There's a campfire here.
Nice.
And an Abyss Crescent.
That's a skill point right there.
You know what we're going to do?
We're going to power level health at this point because I've got a lot of moves.
need to let's see can we cook I'm not here you need to have I'm learning
something yeah no I was gonna just grab him out you take him out what yeah but
I take him in there.
What?
Yeah, I can take an alarm for putting him back in.
Okay, but I'll take an alarm for putting him in.
Ten.
But I was in a bus fight.
Yes, but I was just gonna let him out because I got to a campfire.
Yeah, because I was in a bus fight.
Chad, she's gonna suplex.
She's lashing out big time.
I'm putting a 10 minute timer now.
Give me a way point place
Is that a way point?
Even if it is it's so far away from this area, maybe I just bash my head against it
until I win which I think I can I just gotta be fucking careful wait you can
teleport to small pillars wait you can oh my god okay thank you well let me go
back to town and get some food
Yeah, that's pretty big. I actually didn't know that.
Hey, uh, Grand Old Gamer that's 3 jests, 63 green, that's 37, Friendship that's 29.
Yeah, well, I haven't wasted 8 hours. I've leveled up my horses, I've been using it, you know.
Duh.
Alright, what's the best way to get some food in this joint?
What did you...
born what's it you're after food I'm food man every travel you're very welcome
yeah I feel like buying food might be I mean we're rich we got a gold bar we're
fucking rich dude
probably not slow down my roof yeah we got some jerkeys here that's okay I
guess there's oh this is ice resistance this is pretty good actually that's
Nice.
Okay, we do have some food now.
Um.
Well, look, a chair.
Wait a minute.
Billy come here wait who are you let me go no okay but you're a wanted
criminal I don't even need to find these bounties they just come to me instead
you're impressive work you know still you are not slow in the future
woohoo
let's see i have 10 to rep now i need to have a little how much was the boots 14
rep i need to speak with you wait what
huh what's going on are you the draming i'm a southern of baron l
Fourteen
Okay, but I'm on a boss fight wait, what is this?
Yeah after this boss fight
But I do any jacks bird lines over in the tricorner that dude I haven't seen
I
Haven't seen parts of the Caribbean in forever
Now we're boss fighting now that's what we're doing
We are let's go back because now we have some healing items
I don't know if it'll be enough because I've never seen his face three
oh wait we have a way better weapon to use oh I gotta teleport back we have a
way better sword to use like way better
we got to go back like we unironically have a really good sword that we found
up here in the snow and I can't teleport because I'm fucking glorifying for
Alright, so what the plan here now is, we gotta go back to town cause I messed up.
We upgrade that sword we found, which should actually give us quite a bit more damage.
And soon enough we can get new boots too.
The moment I get those boots, it should be night and day difference, I think.
And yeah, we could also ditch these gloves actually and get something with higher defense
and then just remove the abyssal seals on them.
That's what we can do.
Blacksmith come here
Cuff what if you want something unique here
Not the Sidman sword
Not the Bolton long sword the Sidman long sword this one
should be this one
Oh, then you need a boost artifacts.
That is not worth it this early on.
crazy brand new weapon baby the master works all can't go wrong yes it is
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Breath of the Wild.
What's that we can thwart for?
Well, I'm gonna fuck this boss up.
Yeah, we need to use the- we need to put some abyssal powers.
Do you need to go back to the witch every time to do that?
Maybe you do.
Every warrior counts on the weapon of their side.
I'm never going to use this helmet so I'm going to sell it.
I'm never going to use this so I'm going to sell it.
okay we could have boosted the hell out of this sword. New sword is two more
damage in the last one yeah but it's not as upgraded or I guess it is I don't
know it's kind of weird but yeah so we're wait I think it might be here yeah
there's a waypoint right outside this abyssal place it's right here
Which quest am I following for the Stag Lord?
Oh, uh...
Uh...
Was it?
Yeah, I'm trying to remember where it was.
The manor?
The manor? Was it in the manor?
Yeah, I could just check. Fucking dinting. We're almost done with chapter three here.
We just got to return to the camp and we're good.
I don't know actually. Gotta get the dog in now chat before I get fucking suplexed.
Here! It's this! It's House Circus! It's House Circus right here. You get Staglord's Shield then.
That could be fun to fight with. Alright, I'll go in here, I'll get the dog in chat.
that
hold
We need to upgrade our gear, especially our boots. That's like the number one.
In truth, witches may not be able to do much at all.
tool right you right you have to create a socket right here create five silver
and then she does it and we have to extract a biscuit from the sword
inventory here extract this because this is a good one extract this yeah this
extract wrong sword no really in truth which is may not be able to do much at
all as the one-handed version you know what that's okay though it's pretty
all right and then we embed the longsword with a win slash
And then we create socket again in the longsword
And then we embed the longsword with attack speed
tight it's a bug it's a bug see who's thanks for the three years man and plodgy
thanks to the 68 other game today good we're just upgrading our stuff cuz my
gear is a bit outdated as well my boots are so let's now go for this boss fight
if I can that is
How many weapon types? There's unarmed, there's dual wield, there's spear, and then there's
sword and board, I think.
Alright, we gotta lock the fuck in.
But this is a beasty sword
This is a beasty sword it is and then we got to get better gloves you got to extract those gloves
The shield always shows no I haven't played the girl like at all not much I
I need to invest in more health my health pool is super low
Blocking, uncle. We definitely need a lot more health. Every skill point goes into health at this point because I've unlocked most moves, but I'm very squishy a lot of times.
Wait for the right time? Wait for the right time? Oh, wait. Okay, you can wait. Nice. Good.
Another scavenger.
Death.
Caustic slaves.
I'll kill you!
This affront shall be paid for with your life!
You shall not play with me, but if my son's glad to earn it!
I see you prowling on my head.
Yeah, of course, my subject prays.
How dare you set your filthy feet on me!
No!
God, so bad I should never be hit by that.
I'm not going to use any healing items. I shouldn't even get hit in the first face.
No, I'm not giving up.
I got a watch out for his insta stuff now that's the one I'm talking about
Don't overdo it gonna get punished
Don't.
Oh, the mix-up!
Okay, he's got a mix-up now.
Alright, alright, alright, good to know.
Mix-up.
And then the...
That's exactly what I was talking about.
You think you can punish, and then they just go, and then they just charge and kill you.
Okay, gotta be even more careful.
It's great, Karmic.
This game is very slow in the beginning.
I
Don't overdo he's gonna carry and he's the kill don't overdo it
Side step shock it up
I will tear your feet and hang them up on the castle gate.
Yeah!
My people thirst for your blood!
I need more shucked it up
Don't overdo he's gonna parry I fucking knew it I knew it I got him downloaded at least he has a third base
We're never seen though
Okay green mixed up commit. Okay, it's fine side step. No, yes, thanks to the prime
Commit
What
What?
Yeah?
No.
Oh, they need to put you to sleep right now so you can access the village.
Yeah, I can.
Yeah, then you gotta...
They are there, you talk to like the three kids that are...
playing.
yeah they are and then they're like group and then they all like jump on each
other that's the start of it yeah it's there it's in the it's in that village
I think it's just like an orange dot
You will die!
The king will die!
I am the standard!
King, attack!
No!
Oh, I take rolled it.
That would have killed me probably.
I will witness your end!
From attack my own!
It's time for me to take your life!
Fucking better move!
Sleep now, we've ever lost a knight!
Are you kidding me?
Okay, don't panic.
Roll.
Punish.
Yeah.
of
I should get a sick shield now.
I'm gonna play some sword and board.
Oh, nice coming.
Stag Lord Shield.
Yeah, it's good. And it looks fucking sick.
Not only does it get giga-mega-gamerous, though. Thank you, thank you.
hello it makes 27 that shield looks amazing oh my god love that I think I
can increase my health pool again now because we need some health time to
stop dying we need a lot a lot of health right here how much more how much
health do I have now 450 how much do you get when you increase it
525 you get so much health. Oh my god
You get an insane amount of health
He's gone dude, maybe we'll see him again. I love the look of this shield. I won't play some sword and board man
But I don't think I really...well I have a Sydmon sword and Sydmon long sword so...
That fits pretty well. I like the RP.
Anything else to find? Oh?
Oh!
I don't know the reward do we the shield is set on the quest oh leather cloak of the fallen
kingdom bro now we're fucking talking we got some defense and lightning level three god
Damn!
Guns of Warge, I've reached up to two Lazy for this, thank you man, thank you.
Anything else?
Fallen Kingdom's Rapier.
is that for her I wonder or is it actually a weapon yeah she uses a
rapier right it might be a weapon for her and not for Cliff
Yeah, yeah, she uses rapiers, yeah.
My green armor is starting to look a bit whack.
If I could paint this armor red, which you can actually paint, I just need to find red
paint.
Well, there's nothing else in the chest.
You get it all when you loot it, I'm pretty sure.
green does go well with red if it's Christmas I guess
oh you get red okay really nice
What the f-
Yeah, I use, uh, this is the two-hander.
And then you have, uh, sword and board here.
You can also do a wheel by just replacing the shield.
But this shield is sick though. I like it
Okay, I'm going back to the main story now so we can finish that chapter
Let's just go back to camp and then they're gonna introduce some stuff. So that's good
Silver Knights armor
Is that the one you buy or is that from the rep system? Oh
Oh yeah, let's check if the shield has some built-in stuff.
That was a side quest, yeah.
That was a pure side quest.
Damage reduction, one.
All it says, basically, is held by the last king of forgotten realm until his final breath.
It's faded red field and golden deer crest symbolize a throne long since lost.
It remains in eerily pristine condition for relic of a fallen kingdom.
With every attack blocked, a sense of loss and madness seems to seep through the seams.
Wow.
Nice.
No, not right now, Pedro at least now.
Damn, we look like Christmas right now.
We gotta get rid of these damn boots though.
They are wack.
Finally, we got some new gear though.
That's tight.
The dog is armor?
Yeah, you can buy armor and clothes for your pets.
I have a white building he's covered in guard armor
Yeah, we get we'll do we'll do ah chapter 4 the price of knowledge nice
I got Yoshi armor yesterday or a doge. I think I'm gonna call it a bit rate.
Now it's the start of chapter 4, yup.
So...
Show dog it? Um...
I can't send him on missions now.
This is how you did it, right?
Yeah, you had to inspect.
There's no mission now.
Yeah, game's tight.
Man, if I could paint this red, man.
There's a guy in camp you can talk to for mission.
Oh, this is the blue guy.
I mean this game is like right up my alley I really like Gothic really like
Dragon's Dogma even though they definitely have their issues but I love
those games man and this game is like a mix between it right um now we're gonna
do this we're gonna go here here and we need to do like head and on it's head
of non-stuff. So apparently these are the ones you got to do to get that damn quest
to get the damn factory wait this is all like in the starting town this is so
free what the hell
Yeah, we could do the explosion while we're here, we might as well.
The main armor I have is good, this one is good, but I need to die it, it looks awful.
I look Christmas.
I did try slow mohanning combat, I did.
Can't teleport in the current state.
Exploration Wysha wizard.
I get that kind of like Gothic exploration feel I do.
I have there's like a challenge to mount certain horses and ride like a kilometer with them or some
for hundred meters
you don't have to repair your gear now
I don't think so, at least, I haven't died enough to find out.
Oh, you can give it temporary buffs. Oh, like, the grindstone.
I can't do this anymore.
Glour!
I don't care about you or this bloody business. You just try touching those jars.
My toe! I'm sick of this.
I've been nothing but good to you.
I have this helmet already the kilns here seem quite special special more like a
masterpiece a marvel of ancient craft big enough to swallow stones as large as a
It's a trove of men, son.
You'll have anything in there and hauling it around becomes,
well, easiest pie.
It's not something your average artificer could dream up.
This kind of work isn't as easy as it looks.
Still, that blasted kiln's blown to bits.
Now what?
So why haven't you fixed it?
You think it's that simple?
Fixing it is easy. Finding the fuel for it is the real problem
We got to repair the workshop here
That should be good.
how's the game I'm loving it I guess I'll just line them all up or something
no you can't
I know you now or do I?
It's yellow paint dude.
Okay.
Oh, I got a reconnected here, okay.
It's working!
What up, Jesse?
Tight, tight, tight!
Jog me nothing's the 102!
Try turning it on and off again.
Game's Gucci, yeah.
To assemble the broken killium was arranged to scatter and kill fragments in the correct order.
Use the axon force to lift the fragments on top of the main body and then use the force palm to push them together.
It's important to ensure the fragments of the main body are properly aligned.
OK.
Damn, all of these?
I don't know what to do with it.
I
There's another piece here I see it
And go away
I'll try crushing NPCs with a building, uh, no.
Not a psychopath.
Yeah, this kill is quick swappable between weapons, no, not right now.
This might not be correct.
Doesn't look good, does it?
That wasn't live good either.
Looks kinda good.
I'm not sure about that one, maybe.
That's kinda?
Yeah, kinda.
I
Doesn't really look too great either
Is there another kill like in reference here, yes, what is it? Well, do I have to look at my one?
What about you that doesn't look good either
Look's done to you. Oh my god, there's like a million of them here. No way I can grab all of these. No I can't.
Okay, it's one of these, unless there's one in the back.
Wait, is it done? No way it's done.
Okay, I'll test it.
we can test it any reconnection here
it's done years ago
it is done
the
move
should we have another one
This is what we just gotta put fuel in though, that can't be too hard.
Oh,
one more maybe because it hasn't ticked the bolts
Yeah, one more somewhere.
Um.
All right, mate.
You saw it.
we'll see about that I was looking here and you said you saw it is he lying
Don't get one guy by Chad. Don't get one guy by Chad. Don't get one guy by Chad. They
haven't seen it.
I saw there was a little cave over here.
I knew.
Huh. Cool.
of
stand up
stand up, no die
job's done
Miss legendary dude look at my gear man it we're fucking legendary now and we
have unironically a legendary horse bro give nothing 35 well that wasn't on the
mini map maybe it was
Alright, done. That was cool.
Good to do some main stuff so you unlock some crucial mechanics.
But I am getting so tilted on my boots and gloves.
No unique boss weapon, but I have a unique shield and a unique mantle from a boss.
I can finally craft the pot again!
Yeah, that's the arrow.
It's time to grim near!
Yo, I wasn't expecting much from a human.
But the kill's smoking again!
I was so startled I nearly cracked my head on a bloody pot!
Cribs and Desert!
I want to get the factor request, but apparently you might need to do like the Bound These to unlock it. I don't know, it's big speculation on the internet.
Some quests are only available at certain times, you gotta wait, okay.
The pots down below. Go fetch it yourself.
Might take a bit of muscle.
With those arms, you shouldn't have much problem.
Thanks.
What if I just push this now?
That's what I'm supposed to do.
Right?
His boots fits my fashion.
Oh, maybe.
Oh.
Kukupults can be crafted in addition to the main quest rewards.
If you need more of the special mission to kill the workshop to begin production,
once it's complete, you can see them in your supply chest.
Okay.
learn how to use the iron poles
kukumor, hello
um
Hmm, wouldn't know what I could throw you next.
What is this place?
Oh, you're the one who fixed the kiln!
Well, now, this is where the iron pots are tested.
Heard you've got one of Grimneer's pots!
Is that where he-
Mm-hmm.
I'm telling you, that pot can hold anything.
No matter the size or the weight.
Is that possible?
Hard to believe, eh?
But you'll see once you try it out yourself.
You won't believe your eyes
when you just pop this boulder right in.
Go on, take out the pop.
Oh, okay.
Now, hit the boulder.
See if you can manage it.
Feels lighter, doesn't it?
Open it again, and the boulder will come right out.
Use it whichever way you see fit.
Skill acquired, mystical storage. Enhancing the pot allows you to craft equipment of better
performance. Complete the main quest and faction quest such as iron flame orcs or witches to obtain
the recipes. Some recipes require rare materials like abyss cells so be sure to store them carefully
once acquired okay I saw that blue over there how many hours in am I like 25
about I guess the balls do go in the
polls
we're gonna want that crashed into that
dude's roof at the start? No. Menko are they 61? There's a blue over there I want it because
I want to get more health now. The Quasar's in house Celeste in Hernan? Yeah, but they
They only have bounties for me.
Really, Tree Village.
Okay, that's a good shit.
You can buy the items at the camp where you can donate.
Those items go into pulp.
Wait, like those packaged items?
One root.
Don't be boring when I kill you.
I don't like your sword.
Spear manual.
You just have that kind of face.
What the fuck?
What the hell is that?
I'm here to read.
of
the staff is a scotton time
I saw that coming.
Why is Sword and Board so fun in this?
so powerful
Does your health recover after every kill?
No, it doesn't.
You've got to eat food.
Yeah, it's spirit recovering, it is, yeah, so you can do spirit moves like this.
I
The last dudes
Here
Choke slam
The move set is crazy in this it is is ridiculous
You
Or by six months in advance of 18 oh, thank you, man
Why I
Swear there was a blue here. I'm not crazy
The dragon I think so before
I guess I'm cr- no there.
No, the alchemy puzzle is locked behind the quest line and I don't really know how to
start it.
We know which like faction it is, or which house it is, but...
Where's the streamer without Sub with Drops active?
Shit's a scam?
I mean, that's just on by default.
That's not something we can do about it.
Well I guess you can turn them off.
Fucking hell what is this?
I'm not gonna turn off drops, what?
Just because of one guy wanting me to?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, don't do this.
Fuck.
Fucking, oh my god, this area.
Bring out the big guns.
And die.
Shit.
oh my god Jesus Christ I'm gonna revive fuck this
help
Minus one
Wait, I did this...
I- Wait, I did this puzzle?
Oh!
Thanks?
Be rate!
Dev-assisted. What am I supposed to do against that? He just glitched out!
I want revenge on this shit.
I need this orb, please.
I like Suu Sigg.
Does anyone not like Suu Sigg?
I'll be against, I guess.
But there's probably a be against Suu Sigg, too, you know?
How does that find 20 gray mains?
Oh.
fucking tanky this guy wrong
long strumber trap. What? Was that not three at once? Was that not the challenge? Give
me the challenge that was not the challenge I need to do three at once
that thing is that it no that was not it oh they're not dying
That's impossible.
Like this, like!
Then 1-13, 1-13, 1-13, 1-13!
Why is it always one out of three?
Can you group up or some shit?
Wait, they're running.
Oh, I won.
was it cool yo Carter thanks 43 in the
suspect I think so dude spear of okay
again another one some of these
hmm
I haven't played too much spear, no.
Okay, well, let's return to Howling Hill, I guess.
There's a mysterious energy here.
Bitrate!
I'm not even close to far in to say that next to her, but the game is fun though.
I've never played New World, no.
Was it good?
Asia Moon Labyrinth.
That wall can move.
oh yeah maybe lean it doesn't let me wait what no it does
Oh, this might be the exit. Yeah. Maybe it's the exit. That is the exit. Then where the
heck is the entrance yeah pushing didn't work I tried I see I mean the big
question mark is here so I feel like the entrance would be here.
Aha!
Yeah, it's here. This has to be it.
I'll avoid that fire in my face next time, yeah.
It's like a motion sensor.
That's close.
Turn the shadows to medium instead of ultra, because they're so sharp in the forest, it
borderline hurts the eyes.
What the fuck?
I must be a code sequence somewhere.
who stands you can see shit and stuff and stuff and things what happens if I push one in
Can I undo it
No, I can't
I guess I'll just push all of them in to reset it
Degress one your anniversary man. Thank you
Oh, yeah, Paul might be better
Ruuuugh.
Now the reward is a skill point, which is good, because I'm pumping into health right now.
You get so much health every skill point.
Okay, these are back out again.
These are...
NOT.
Do you really just have to find the correct sequence?
Okay, so that one is still in even after I pushed this one in.
So that's good.
cool fuck I should write this down okay I think I'm doing something correct
Cause they're staying in now.
No?
Okay.
I don't believe you need a quest to complete this. This is just like a fucking labyrinth.
Something chill, you know.
Hellbette!
Fuck, I don't remember which ones I've tried now. I think I'll try the furthest F.
Oh, it resets at the fifth push?
Oh, so it's only five of them, but yeah, you're right.
It's only five of them that needs to be, then.
Maybe there's something out here that shows.
What if you do need a quest now there's no way
one two three four five six seven eight so what's the combination I can just
brute force this
All the solutions down in the spikes mmm I'm gonna do the main story working on it but
And then I ran into this... puzzle.
you can do this without a quest, real?
memory helmet usually triggers when you can use it
Sure, Kavus.
Are the hints in the room with us?
I'm gonna try with this random chatter set, dude.
the solution was quite simple it was quite simple that solution there how were you supposed
to get that code I'm asking for the non-newers in chat because obviously I
already solved it
wow it was upstairs wait it's outside on the trees
Shit, man.
That was crazy.
Anyways, thanks.
I can upgrade my health again.
Yay.
Sitting at 600 health now, not bad at all.
Yo, kinda turning 30 today?
Let's go!
Uh, happy 30th man, welcome to the club, buddy.
Yes it is, but it's great.
But the game starts very slow.
It does.
Okay, I'm trying to just get my new fucking boots, man.
And for that, well yeah, apparently I guess we could do this first.
So we get the whole camp up and running, because then you can just, optimize it or whatever.
Let's get the camp up and running.
It seems to be very important that I free the big electric dragon.
No, I think that's somewhat of an endgame thing.
Because I tried one of the bosses and I literally died without his health bar name even appearing.
Like, he killed me in the intro before I could even see what his health bar was like.
No, I play on PS5 controller.
What's going on?
Cliff, have you seen Yann?
Yeah, I didn't have any health upgrades then, it's true, it's true.
I came asking for coin, but I had the eyes of a kicked pup.
I brought him food instead, but now he's up and vanished.
No surprise, he's likely causing trouble somewhere.
Yeah, I take no.
Cliff, Yann's in trouble. Real trouble.
Real trouble.
Trouble the idea it's been hauled off to the fighting pets the fighting pits
I'm going to explain we need to go
Ride a horse and follow Dwayne
Well, I do have a camora right here. Oh my god. My shield goes so well with camora. Nah, this is peak. I
I need to die my armor black or red
Retrover of this course. Oh, yeah from the stash
Do the rest of this
Not really gross, no
during a fight. He'd be better off if that were all it was. How's the character's personality?
Like a clue?
I
Say we kind of finished chapter four
Chapter four don't seem long at all
Come on level three I got horse drift now and quick start and back kick
It's kind of stopping me from like going too far.
Moray is a legendary horse, yeah.
Foundry yesterday.
Yeah, it's cool.
It's so geniusly designed, Portal games.
It's crazy.
your fighters on account of near-killing every combatant.
Now he's a tough bastard. Even he can't take on an arena...
Lacking it a lot, Radhika. This game, I mean, is pretty much right up my alley.
We can't go spending the camp's fun cleaning up your aunt's messes.
Armors lack it up, I gotta die.
Panta!
This is the fighting pits?
My horse is so cool dude.
Damn, she's so edgy.
Goff Horse dude.
What are you goes and fights in his place?
It's that's all.
We'll see you inside.
Win three times in the arena.
Oh hell yeah, mud wrestling.
It's about to get dirty, dude.
But I am unarmed, so I have to like, remove it from my- are you kidding me, if it won't-
Okay, maybe like this?
Oh, that works, okay.
Unarmed Jewel.
Unarmed Jewel is a sacred jewel fought only with your fist and footwork.
Pressure opponent with relentless strikes, fluidly slip their attacks and look for an
opening to counter.
Only those with mastered distance and timing.
Oh my god, the neutral game.
I got this.
I'm gonna shimmy.
And timing can emerge as the winner of the ring using any weapons or attack styles that do not comply with the rules for resort
Okay, so no wrestling
oh shit don't tell me that my dodge triggers in a legal move because of my
gloves okay just don't dodge I can't be our son equipped okay you're not
a lot to do wrestling moves okay good to know
fight literally just r1 and r2 is yeah
don't dodge was that illegal to
You should have another go sure
I call to move
Don't take roll it it's gonna be illegal
I guess there's a champion
Why he looks sick
Okay
Ragamuffin
Let me, she's minus.
Oh, nice side step.
Jab string.
Okay.
How many are there?
Is there a champion here or can you just go infinitely?
It is getting more difficult though.
Okay, I'll do one more.
It might be infinite.
Okay, is that me?
Nice.
I
Got it to join the next bats no next time
Do we have another challenger the long
Good that modern covers the losses we release your friend
Yeah, there's other characters you can't play us they can't really do the main story but they have their own side quest
I go to the common boss fight spin. Sorry. I started question before Lee. I forgot to answer it
No, the boss fights are pretty mess so far. They really like abusing hyper armor
So why exactly did you cause a scene in the arena? Well, they come that's super fun though
Suck that much. Maybe when I go to my poor fucking eyes out
All right, uh be volume
We'll just teleport back I
Can't I gotta take you into the camp slow-fee can't teleport with me, huh?
Yeah, you want to hop on my legendary horse
The coach told me to get in the ring myself if I was a clever
Yeah, every check has their own skill trees and moves. Yeah, but you can play as a girl
She has like the fucking Izuna drop and shit. I mean look at this. Sorry, I just fucking interrupted, but here she is
And she has a completely different skill tree and she has like tornado kicks and shit
Where's the Izuna drop I don't remember but yeah, she does have some cool shit she does
Like Hurricane Ronas
Yeah, here's grappling, aerial grab, here it is I think, yeah.
Yeah, the health, the health spirit and uh, stamina upgrades carry over, but not the
moves.
If you're gonna build a cell please make it big enough to lie down in as me cover it is gonna drop me
She's probably going to if I do another 10-hour stream
How's the variety of enemies in the world bandits with shields and swords
Shit, I gotta go see Naira
Been a shutter up good this time
You know she is starts bragging and never stops
Oh no.
No.
Oh no.
Oh.
well okay there's like a gear dude here I suppose I should make an
appearance oh so this is how you level up your camp like with the uh and if
you level it up a lot you can basically automate everything so you get a lot of
I hear bandits have been harassing the apothecary lately.
If we step into hell, we're sure to build a good relationship with them.
And helping people will also send more work our way.
Go to the apothecary, learn what you can about those bandits
and tell them to send word to us if they show their faces.
What can you do that?
Even the smallest push can grow into a big change.
So wait, did I have some of these cores or I don't think I've seen that only have plebs stuff here
But there's like a yeah, no
This is where you can oh heels as a request
I have something to ask of you. I
Hear there's a short is that assault clip there on it. I'm guessing it is we've got some to spare. I thought we could share what we have
Helping them out. Are you recover them from the same guy? I think it's Carl down
I've set aside some hides. Could you take them to the tannery?
I trust you'll get them there safely.
Um...
Yeah...
You got any good trading goods?
Right, so these power cores you can recover. I don't quite get what you do with them.
It carries the risk of going berserk, it says.
Okay.
So, where do I use them?
Grants knowledge of hidden places in
her name wait that this is some other
Oh, the shit.
Oh, well that's for a better profit.
Did it reveal a location for me? Or did I need seven more to see the location? I don't know.
I don't know.
There might be like map spots or something.
I got seven.
Okay, so that's what they do.
Alright, yeah, I got nine two T-Rex, thanks to the 107.
Let's just try to finish this chapter because I want to unlock.
the whole camp so you can um zoom out its caves mostly.
Marks
What do you mean guys can can you only get random peeps when you do like five or more or can you pick them individually?
You can gift items to random people's?
Yes.
Oh you can't give him bulk you mean.
Oh wait, do you mean, wait, do you mean gift subs?
I thought you meant in-game.
You can give random peeps you can yeah you can on twitch yes
Yeah, you can pick instead of random. Yeah, you can
It was an archery contest at Lioncrest Manor yesterday.
And Dwayne gave everyone a proper show.
He smacked himself with his own hurray.
How is that even possible?
That's enough, Myra.
And you've watched her last time too.
She's been at this all day.
It was a blustery day, though, right?
Huh? Yeah. Yeah, in my view.
Truly miraculous.
Everyone loses the same arrows.
Yeah, only your shots sell off like leaves in a gale.
One might think they're down the window, both of them.
That's enough.
I'll win next, then, you'll see.
I... leave it be.
Those words. Show them back them.
Of course, Cliff. They're coming to you.
Well, I'm a mama. I'll put an end to that con wagon.
That's what you do when you lose.
You can skip cutscenes, but you can speed them up.
Andrew, keep an eye out, Bezzie, find a bed.
Bradley, take your time coming back.
Seth, thanks for the three, brother, thank you!
Okay, we're going to push the main until we get...
until we're done with this chapter, so we can unlock all this basic stuff.
Doesn't seem too long, so I gotta do an archery contest.
She'll melt one mistake for a lifetime, I swear.
Sure, I may have made us lose that deer we've been stalking for days.
But Nirenjan gave me enough trouble.
Where's his whack-ass outfit?
Listen, I'm working on it, OK?
I'm working on it.
Swords are more my specialty.
I don't know if I can get one.
She'll shatter them out for good.
I have a cool shield and I have a cool cape.
My armor would be cool if I could die it, which you can.
I look like scuffed Christmas pirate.
I don't know what I'm talking about, but she's always been like this.
She's just like Yarn.
Who else would pop with her boss?
But first, I need to nip this in the bud.
This is where you come in, Clint.
You've got to win this for me.
Adjust this for me.
It's really fun with tech, it is.
The main story thus far, though, is very mad.
But I'm still getting introduced to like some basics, oh it's this place.
I tried this archery contest in the beginning of the game, it was very even but I lost.
Win the archery contest, okay, do I bring out the mouse here?
Fuck yeah I do.
How do you shoot bow?
Probably right click or something.
Challenge yourself! You look like you've handled a bow. Have you given me a shot?
On my mark!
How do you shoot with...
Oh my god, I don't know how to shoot with...
I got a controller.
Oh my god, this fucking guy.
I have one. I have... Okay, it's even? Two-two?
Two.
Three-two to me?
four two five two six two seven two seven three eight three okay yeah nice
cheats eight four eight five eight six okay eight seven eight eight eight stop
giving him nine eight ten eight
Yes, I I need to win three times in a row
Okay, cue to pull out the bone aim, okay
Okay.
But how do you lose- wait, why is it so delayed when you left click?
Okay.
Alright, 1-1.
Oh my god, this is- 2-2.
Click!
Yeah!
Okay, this is scuff.
2-2, click, yeah, okay, this is scuff, this is what UPC players on this game have to deal
with, why is it so delayed sometimes, 4-4, okay nice chase, 4-5, 5-5, wait hold it, no
No I can't hold it, the moment I left click he lets loose.
6x6
6x7
Set...
Okay...
What is this bi-ism?
6x9
10...
Oh, this is gonna be so painful.
I'm doing it on controller.
Also, I don't think I need to win three in a row.
That's just a challenge, but I might get a skill point.
This is so ass.
Okay, nice.
Okay, nice shit.
33.
Four three to me.
Four four.
Five four.
Five five.
Five six?
Okay this is so fucking rigged, it's insane.
Okay, six seven, seven seven, eight seven, I thought it would be to the, okay nine seven,
ten seven, okay let's go, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh
Don't joke come on
doing LR flicker will not affect the arrow in game, just so you know.
fuck, 6-6, 7-6, 8-6, 9-6, oh ok, I'm out, fuck this, yes I can, fuck this,
Oh, thank you, Aversing, for the 27.
This is not normally.
Right then I cook it next to the mitties, bro
Carl did see we were running on coin while we're here
Why don't you head into town see if there's any odd jobs for us? Hey I
Had go with you, but I've got a good deal of gloating together. I'll leave you to it
okay head to head and on all right what did I even get for doing that challenge
anyways
watch out what not kubasi a fine fish came in today
I apologize for the rather discourteous way this letter has reached you.
There are those who deserve the peace always prowling nearby, leaving me no choice but
to act discreetly.
Have you heard of the Scholarstone Institute?
It's a place devoted to the pursuit of knowledge and the study of all things in the world.
Lately, however, I've sensed something unusual there, maybe nothing, but I cannot shake the
feeling. So you meet with the Dean and see what you can uncover. The Institute rarely welcomes
outsiders, so you must first acquire their attire from the hernan's fence. Tell them you're there
to collect the belongings of the alchemist and he will hand it over. One more thing,
the Institute cannot be reached by ordinary means. When you happen upon a dead end,
try calling upon the power of nature.
I
Searched for a long time to find the one who brought down the stag lord wait what
Oh, I can finally tell you what's been weighing on my mind. Yeah, I was the one who took down the stag lord
It was me. It was me lost my husband to that. Oh, I'm wearing his gear
Not her husband. She's suddenly still struggle to believe. No boy. Take no I must know
the stagloris end
It was not peaceful was it? No, it was not peaceful
I see no final character lightens my heart
And the heavy burden on my shoulders has finally lifted
Please accept this my parting gift of gratitude. I
Have no use for it
Might as well. Thanks for the six seven months
Thank you. Thank you, dude. Thank you. Thank you.
Um, what did she give me? I have no idea.
I think she gave me an abyss item.
That's cool. Hey, thanks.
Yeah. I'm gonna give more health.
I need three then. I could also increase my... No, you need two for spirit.
Damn, son. Oh wait.
Oh wait, Chylis Dagger.
Oh, hey, it's really good.
Thank you.
All right, that was sick.
Help carry her load.
Share the load.
you left something with me don't feed me lies it's a fake the alchemist's
belongs oh you mean what master are lost and left with us the boot had his
I think as hell.
And you have no trouble gaining entry to the Institute.
Five goblins in the house and Ella's just the worst.
That's crazy.
I gotta head to Scholar Stone now.
Is it a grand adventure?
No, because I've, oh, it's this area.
I've been here already.
I think I'll find a mine to go blend. Yeah, probably the mine to go blend.
Now I look even more whacked.
Unnatural events, one after another, we must find the cause, and quickly.
I didn't even see you standing there.
The last story boss I killed?
I guess it was the Demon of Reader, what I've read, the Demon of Reade Demon.
My work is to study the world beyond, bound to this one.
What is it that brings you here?
A lost, incensed, estranged energy, and asked me to look into it.
I understand his concern.
We pursue knowledge beyond this world.
To seek the unknown is to invite unforeseen peril.
We are not blind to that truth.
Why do you continue such dangerous research?
A world beyond, linked to ours by a hidden passage.
They may appear separate, yet the two worlds are one.
If more souls could reach that place, a brighter future would surely follow.
You press on at your own peril. Do you think it'll pay off?
Chaos is on the horizon.
We must arm ourselves appropriately.
With knowledge.
Okay.
Come with me.
There is a scholar I wish you to meet.
He stands at the forefront of abyssal research, a most brilliant mind.
Not everyone can reach the Abyss, most cannot hope to cross the threshold.
Have you set foot in the Abyss?
Yes.
I have.
Few can claim that distinction.
Tell me, what was it like?
It was filled with strange energy.
There, as I suspected.
The miss seems governed by principles wholly unlike those of our world.
Many scholars here, myself included, devote their entire lives to its study.
Your account alone will prove invaluable.
Some may even envy you for it.
They don't understand a story. There's not much to understand right now.
So yes, I guess.
What have Lustin sensed? May well be tied to that work.
At least you can just hold X to walk.
Octavius, we have a guest.
A grey mane sent by a Lustin come to aid you in your work.
He doesn't strike me as a scholar. Perhaps not but unlike us he has touched the abyss
Oh, there's a lot. Yeah, it's pretty slow in the beginning that this is very spot
I shall open the path to the abyss you can have a hand in it so long as you don't get in my way
Don't mind him. He speaks harshly, but he will be glad of your help
His eyebrows are crazy. Yeah
I gotta wait now. All right, let's do it
now then shall we begin I have spent countless days in torment
I was racked with shame and guilt, but my pride would not let me abandon my work
So today I shall prove my research. Now let us begin.
Activate the lock device. Switch underground. Underground you say huh? But there's no yellow
paints to tell me where the underground is. Probably below I guess, yeah.
MOVE!
Puzzle champion incoming.
Is this memory?
Oh, it's one of these. Shit. One of these you just click and you solve it.
of
Oh
Depends on what you like specter
I think this game sick insert batteries to activate the device. Okay the batteries
All right, maybe that's all of them they that we see up there
Okay, well that takes me far away
I do believe it might be it.
here
Mm-hmm
One
2, and 3, okay, we take those.
And four.
All right.
Behold the gates that last perfected success is within my grasp.
Nah, there's going to be chaos.
Nah.
Stop!
Let go!
Do you think that you've lost your mind?
Use accident to remove the unstable core.
Is this a good idea?
Yeah.
If you want that, we trust that I get that a new world opening.
Stop this!
No!
My work is almost complete.
If I were to stop now, I cannot prove my hypothesis.
Wow!
Whoa!
Great name! Are you alright?
What happened here? Are you unharmed?
Alright.
What do we do now?
This is the main quest, yeah, I'm pushing to finish chapter 5 or is it chapter 4?
Oh shit
Wait, oh
Use blinding flash reveal hidden weaknesses attack the enemy's weak point to neutralize them more effectively or deal massive damage
It's said to press R1, but I'm pretty sure it's L1 for focus light, isn't it?
Okay, hold.
Let me chill.
is yeah it's both to activate it but then you have to press L1 because if you
press R1 you just let go fucking trees in the way
am I doing it I don't think I'm doing it okay focus light and press R1 you
just cancel it so that doesn't work
I'm not doing it correctly.
It said R1?
Or you just let go then.
Did it work?
Oh, maybe it worked.
Why would it say R1 though?
That ain't correct.
It's L1.
I'm not sure it's working
Or maybe I don't know
Yeah, I mean I am lighting him I guess you just got to keep doing this maybe gimmick fight
I am not sure this is correct this can't be correct
this cannot be correct I'm waiting until it does again
Wait, I saw stream registry trying to stop for 30 minutes until it came to a conclusion
that it just doesn't work.
Maybe I'm pretty sure he just attacked it.
Okay.
So this just doesn't work.
I think.
I'm waiting for him to charge up.
Flow in the middle of Force Palm?
Oh!
Wait, what kind of anime fight is this?
I have like infinite stamina in the middle.
Oh!
It's not that easy to hit this!
the
force palm
force I can that work though that that works
Oh my god.
Okay, I hit him.
I got him, okay.
That's... yeah, I don't know, that seemed weird.
They just gave you a tutorial for the sword thing, but that didn't work.
Nothing I can figure out.
Oh
All right, we just to find out the weakness. Oh, okay, that was it. All right
All right, we did it all good bit scope but
Octavius's experiment went wrong
Yeah, all the text in the bottom show I just saw it said approach and then use force home
Calius swallowed by the void
Consequence of the experiment just now there was some occurrence at the spire of the stars
Could you go and investigate?
Yes, can you go do this? Can you go do that?
Just one more mission Arthur
Artifact
Nice! Uh, can I upgrade my health again? Upgrading health has been very nice. Any one more.
75 health per upgrade is crazy. It's so good. Uh, so where do we have this? It's just on
the backside of this, alright. Can I swap this now back to my cool outfit instead? I really
an upgrade his armor and paint it or
maybe just get a different armor I mean
we can buy
let's go here
yeah look a bit like a Christmas tree
but you know the game actually hasn't
introduced the dying armors yet even though I've found it so I'm guessing
main story will introduce all of this
my review of the game I haven't even like gone far at all so I cannot review
this game right now but it's fun it's a slow-ass start but I was already
prepared for that so I wanted to give it a fair chance and I'm loving it now
main story main story in boss fights kind of lack though at the moment I mean
I liked fighting the stag guy but every boss does the same like you counter them
you counter the boss and then they look like they get staggered but they can
just break out of it with hyper armor and then they just delete your health
and pretty much every boss fight I've done has done this
Yeah, maybe every boss has a hidden weakness.
I mean, the game just introduced like the whole weakness thing, so yeah, it could be
Oh, puzzle of hell?
No, but I fuck with the game though.
I like it.
uh... i believe this is is chapter four
yeah
on the finishing chapter four right now
this truly is puzzle of health
Ah, yikes, okay.
Hmm.
of
all that's correct according to that painting, this one needs to be all the way on the fourth
one. This one needs to go up, but I don't think I can do it yet. Yeah, we need to insert.
to insert. What are these things? Okay. Let me stop looking at chat. I'm just waiting
for this animation to finish. I've already, the puzzles already solved. They literally
give you the, they literally give you the solution of the paintings.
I guess you don't even have to do it.
Oh no you do.
Uh, okay.
triangle needs to be on two. Let's get the last cube I guess. Any good jumping puzzles?
Well, please tell me there's no jumping puzzles
Okay, you cannot control this.
Maybe it's not as straightforward as it seems
Yeah, all of them are in now
No interact
All of those all of those
Yeah, maybe I need to actually hang on it that could be it
What is it? Oh, I'm cold that's why
I'm waiting
Okay
No, it's not pushing it
I'm gonna see if I can hang on it
Yeah, you can hang on it
Cool
I have food for cold, but it's fine for now. It's just a fixer like stamina region
of
Yeah, it's all good, I mean...
I'm not super strict or anything.
and
Hey, there he is.
I'm not looking too well.
We're stemming us so bad here.
I have a plan.
Can we say my name? Elias.
There is a marker here.
There's also a marker here.
Let me see. I mean the marker's behind me but...
Let's see what's up.
Oh, yeah, you might need a sword, right?
I wanted the one of these, that was like in the absolute beginning.
They got like shine the sword light, right?
Or not?
Hmm.
I could have jumped fast, it's true.
Hi Howard, thanks.
There's a gun!
Oh
Name is five final boss sir
It's cool, MacArthur, it's cool.
I was startled to see you fall from the sky, so suddenly.
I'm all right, but I saw Octavius in your best.
Did he say Octavius?
He instructed me to stop the one set on tearing open a rift.
Hmm, please, tell me all that transpired.
At the heart of a storm stood a man standing there.
He spoke as if he knew me, and then I was flung from the abyss and ended up here.
Your words are concerning, for that is not a place where just anyone may tread.
I must uncover the man's identity, find out what drew him there, and why.
For now I will halt all experiments related to the Hibis.
Our efforts will turn to finding Octavius and that man who's nicknamed Unclear, so act
with caution.
And we need to get that quest line.
I'm Cliff.
Mmm.
Oh, I get a bunch of hernandian contribution.
Yes!
Sick! I have 18!
Oh, I can buy new boots fucking finally.
Oh, this is a huge upgrade.
I don't know, Main Store is getting a bit more... interesting with that guy appearing, whatever he is.
Yo, I'm back.
Fuck the bolt and stuff, we ain't getting that shit.
We're getting the head and on the boots.
Look at that difference, oh my god it's insane.
It doesn't have any critical rate, but that defense is doubled, almost.
Actually, it is doubled.
Those gloves are also very good, they are.
They're like, they're so much better, but I need more rep for that.
It is also upgraded, it's true.
But these should be juicy this is for your eyes only I'd love to get the gloves, but I can't afford it
Take all the time you need to make your choice your visits are always a pleasure. Oh
My lord look at that
I'm Santa
Yeah, you can you can always refund them. Yeah, you can you refund for the same cost you could you could just miss around
He does Bury me, yeah
It will be cool if I had some attack on the boots, but I don't right now. Oh my
Hello, thanks 56. Thank you, bro. All right, we return
My hat is sick
Boxing except now I'm buzz Aldrin second man to step on the moon kneel before me. Mmm. That's pretty good. I never heard that
This player thinks 20 bro, thank you ma'am.
I'm on epigraphic sitting children with no the elixirs
The Marquis mentioned he may need your help.
Oh, take my leave.
I'll think about it.
An invitation to the banquet?
Reaping the rewards of the Marquis' favor.
But why?
Why would a delegation from Deminus come all this way?
A large one at that.
You're right.
It wouldn't come without a reason.
Wait.
Demian's from Deminus.
Isn't she?
She must have fled for a reason. Shouldn't we let her know?
No, we should.
Could the delegation be a pretent for something else?
No. I wouldn't put it past them.
True, his best trade is for his forearms.
Where is Damien anyway?
She went out to see someone. Said she had something to look into.
Shouldn't we tell her?
I'll find her and let her know.
Okay, I can't use her as a character now.
But I want to send you guys out on missions. When can I do this?
I can't do it yet. I think it's like lock to do through story or something.
Or you have to speak to someone the guy with a cane at the camp
Oh and Andrew's doing better so Naira haul him along to the
really doesn't look like i can do it though there's an icon on the map
um doge gray maids
it might be that i just need to get further or something
Yeah, it's because it's like an important story moment. Yeah, that's probably why
Standing Idol makes the body grow heavy
Good to see you
Yeah, no, I can't send them out. Oh
Oh I have to inspect like a different town on the map. Is that it?
Does this town not have anything?
No. No no no no.
Don't worry, I'm keeping your ball up.
You could fatten the camp's funds, they're a bit of trading.
Still don't get what these do.
They're expensive though.
Come back when you've more stuff to leave with me.
Yeah, sure.
Uh, like when I recover these, I don't even see them here.
I mean, I have the pulps here.
You got to go to Grimneer to craft with this. Okay, I mean I'll go and check
Grimneer was
Grimneer was here no Grimneer was
cause we can open the port oh okay you can craft with this stuff I kind of want to see
this but I need to find Grimnir he was like above the first town I mean I just did that
story quest not long ago Grimnir weren't you like over here no oh you're up here right
no wait are you over where the fuck is
Grimnir
was he left side wait what's the fist
Oh, that's something- yeah, right.
No?
West of town.
Oh, is this- yeah, here. Yeah, yeah, this is the one right here. Okay, cool. Let me go there real quick.
I want to see what this crafting thing is.
seems a movie important day
market
You're not a friend so busy when my thanks chilling
My favorite character so far I don't remember much about them
Is there a fast travel point here that makes sense
three devil yeah yeah he's cool now the snake it's the fucking snake dude
that's the coolest one is that the quick travel point yeah it probably is I
I have a legendary horse true or my dog with armor why to dog you I can't help
this make wait this is just a cube okay I mean that's good though very good I'm
doing my duo yeah man the big cat yeah true banger sort of travel three enemies
one's using a sword with turning slash. That must be the quick travel. Yes nice
Oh, we got it.
I want to see what you do with this crafting material thing.
So where is he? Is he up here?
Yeah, there's a pulse symbol here.
What the fuck am I looking at?
Okay, I guess I gotta press X here.
What did I just do?
I guess these are like recipes you gotta...
Oh I made another pot.
Okay. I can't do anything else.
Alright, that's cool though.
Yeah, I made another pot probably. I did, yeah.
Is that... good?
I don't know.
Easy, here's a Lux.
Seems like you need to find some Countaine's Saint recipes.
I'm sure they'll explain it. He's gotta get further in the story. This seemed to ominous
this part. I want to do it. We got our boots. Maybe I can upgrade my armor a bit. Yeah Simone
exactly. It has to be. Dumbass sort of. I actually know it has a good setting on it.
Don't look part of this you complete factions like witches, right? Yes, you're right. They did. Wait, I have a musket here
Oh
Fuck this one funny that shit
Alright, I don't need this red sword anymore.
Nice!
I have two pickaxes, so kill that.
I have my older dagger, yeah, this one sucks.
And my like really shitty gear that's in my inventory.
Nice, good.
worry my forge never rests come back soon
he has some copper coin bags too if you want something unique
just ask
yeah i might can plus this that's awesome
might as well i have so much cloth and he's adding metal too i guess
Oh yeah, fleece is what I never find.
Are you can't upgrade the armor?
Oh no, you can't.
I just need a bunch of fleece, I just, I never have it.
Does this pull from the storage just also?
I don't, oh that's a good question actually, I don't know.
If it does
You must if the song of the forge calls yeah eventually you'll get sheep and stuff in your camp, but I think
Right now I can't do anything with my camp. I think because of this story
So I should just keep going
What is this? This is the thing we saw in the cutscene. Use these nuts man. I do have
some side quests from the camp, yeah. Camp faction missions. From provisionary can buy
I fleece too? Okay.
Alright, is this the tutorial for this now?
Yeah, you know, I've already calmed the legendary horse. This is probably no big deal, you know?
Yep, call the team while the horse is through the horse team minigame.
Moving the opposite direction where the horse is facing to gain control of his resistance.
Does he engage?
Feels like he's successfully countered his movements.
Feel it to the end, yeah.
I swear it's easier just to like randomly jerk this...
stick until you get something like that.
I'm like, I don't even look at the horse.
I just pull the stick in different directions and then it works.
What the fuck? My man is just chilling on top of it.
Wow.
Wait, who's driving your car? What the hell?
No one!
Bro!
Get down on the driver's seat!
I want to do that, too.
He's Aura farming, yeah.
Oh, that was John Crimson and true.
Shit.
I didn't expect her to go wild like that.
She's calmed down, she'll be alright now.
Oh!
Oh dear!
Whoa, whoa!
Easy now!
There she is, right?
Good girl.
Thank you.
She's a very cool girl.
You have not missed the factory puzzle now.
Something must have startled her.
Will you be alright, Stig, here?
You have not missed the factory puzzle now.
chance to learn more about deminus's inner dealings maybe find a clue to my sword
masters whereabouts is that what you're doing here i suppose i never told you why i'm on the run today
i can't get the wrong idea i've done nothing wrong
my sword master got caught up in something and then she vanished
Hello dude, thanks 30 miles, thank you dude.
Hello dude.
Oh, we gotta attend the bankay now.
I think Nair will get more new content, I hope so, that'll be sick.
Out of love for our ailing king, Grand General Bastia has ensured today's event be most
memorable.
Well then, I do hope you enjoy it.
Grand General Bastia.
Yes, one of the orchestrators of that incident.
There you are, Greymane. I see you got your invitation. I told you he'd come.
I heard the news, but do you really need my help?
Let us hope it's just an old man's needless worry. Just relax and enjoy the festivities.
Let's go inside.
Come along. The banquet is about to begin.
Duke Caliburn has not been seen since last day.
Calibur, the one behind the blood coronation.
The purge that ousted and helpless Demynissian nobles.
Oh look, it's the Demyniss vacation.
It's the greatest Greek gentleman.
Yethi?
It's Yethi!
With the blessing of great Solomon,
we celebrate the arrival of this bountiful harvest season.
They call this a gift.
On behalf of the King of Debeneth,
Grand General Bastier has arranged this grand display.
My word.
Look at the size of it.
Though chaos reigns and evil spreads,
the alliance between Hernand and Deminus shall endure.
And Deminus will bring peace to Pywell.
And those who threaten our alliance
shall meet the same fate as this beast.
You're just pissing it off, aren't you?
Yeah
What?
I love to fear now.
I won't let you...
Oh, shit.
Okay.
You need to protect the mark.
I can handle the ghost.
Very well.
Die.
Sure.
No problem.
Care us the slug.
I'll take it.
Okay.
Careless the Slayer?
Okay, he can whores that interesting
I've no stamina
Maybe?
Okay, hyper armor for fucking days?
Eat bread!
I think blocking might be cosmetic here.
Alright, different ass, okay, that's...
Different approach, blocking just doesn't fucking work.
Is it true that Karrosh was based on you when you last shot chat? Fuck yeah.
Garf card, dude.
We go hard, or we go home.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Okay, minus frames there, I can charge up.
No stamina, wait for stamina to reach in.
All good.
What the fuck?
What?
Okay.
I deal insane damage though.
I deal insane damage though, so does he.
But no, it's not that he deals that much damage, he just ragdolls you everywhere.
Ah, wait, let's check this light thing.
Oh, why does it save when I don't have my weapon out?
Oh
This tracking is good too
Chill give us some space here all right give us some space
Okay, it's always cool down there.
I always think he's going to attack there, but he's just like a roaring thing
Okay
Oh, I think I might be able to blind him there, wait, what?
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
He's styling good healing items I have by the way.
Fine, fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Fuck it now.
Oh my god, oh my god, the okizeme!
Don't overextend.
Okay, new move set.
When is he minus?
Well, not there!
Okay, that doesn't work, good to know.
Right that has a follow-up Oh no not this shit again the biggest you'd think you'd
be able to sidestep that nah he just tracks you all over no it doesn't make
him fall he does that anyways even if you don't try and light on him he just
jumps below him. I have an idea what to do when he does that though.
What the fuck?
I've been here a lot around this thing.
Like my sister.
Some people, I told you before,
take her off.
I'll put her in power since the dragons can't fly.
Other people, you shall be welcome.
What?
She needs to take a moment out of being better this way.
I'll be in the same place.
What is he supposed to- okay, I mean you can easily punish him after that.
Is my character okay?
Okay, maybe you can blind him there.
Fucking hell.
There must be a way to interrupt that.
I don't know how to try a blinding game.
Yeah, you can speed up cutscenes, yeah.
You can't skip them, but you can speed them up.
Yeah, I like it, Miggy. I like this game a lot.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Chill.
Fuck, I have no- okay.
It's alright though.
I like that every boss in this game has Miyazaki's fingers.
I like that every boss in this game has Miyazaki's finger, where they will always survive at
one health.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I
Dealing same damage that was very good, but I really I need some more better healing items
I
Need some better healing items, dude. My bread is fucking cosmetic
I like this fight, I like this fight.
I'll handle the monkey.
I don't know what's up with this move though.
She's there to be annoying, isn't it?
I
What do you
I can't...
The invincible hyper armor in to kill.
That move is fucking bonkers, but I have an idea about maybe what to do.
Here for the mgx, it's 18, man. Thank you. Thank you.
No, not that I young thing ever fuck this.
We're not having another young incident.
I'm killing him now. I have an idea for his ultimate.
I need stamina back, no heavy attacks. Okay. Okay.
One, two. Okay, no dodge on that.
Fuck, I have no spirit. Oh my god, okay, what the fuck?
If he gets you on the ground and you have no spirit left, you're fucked. He just won't stop.
This fight's sick, dude.
I'll just win. Thank you, but by the way, five minute old account, everyone knows it.
I'll show you, noob. Don't overcommit.
I mean, I dodged it, motherfucker.
What the fuck?
Surely, that won't catch me.
And surely that won't catch me I
Think I'm a race well, okay
This fight's fucking dang
Oh
What?
Ugh.
This fucking fight.
Gotta invest in way more healing items.
You need so many recipes to make the better healing though.
Or more ingredients.
You need so many ingredients.
Yeah, this is the main story, but I'm beating it now, easily.
Don't do another hit.
Okay, I'm gonna need more green stuff, because otherwise I will not be able to
take her a lot of his combo.
Still can't, I guess.
My idea worked!
It worked!
I know your weakness now, Tim, you can't go, it's time!
Oh, I think I might know what you can do there.
I think I have an idea next time he does that.
Okay, well that didn't work!
it works in phase one at least but definitely not there in phase one you
can interrupt it with a with a super attack and here's the funny part here's
the funny part right come on come on I don't actually I don't know if I can show
with now.
Turning slash ignores super armor and sends enemies flying.
Yeah, I guess unless it doesn't feel like ignoring super armor.
Not that I guess.
That was greedy as fuck. I deserve all this punishments. That was so greedy.
I think I'm going to be able to get through this one, but I don't think I'm going to
Don't overdo it.
Blinding does jack shit there.
It does not work.
Not again, have mercy, please!
AHHHH!
N-N-N-N-N-NO!
I need greens!
Okay, that's...
I don't know. Well, it was a good run. I found the weakness! I found the weakness!
Okay, well I know what I'm doing next time he does that. I'll be running outside by this.
I do have another idea though, Daniel thanks for the one I have a big idea I have a big
idea a big I have actually I have a humongous idea I have a humongous idea for this fight
and I think it's going to work I tried grappling him down from the wall but it didn't work
too well
make distance
I have an idea for his, uh, hook smash.
Okay.
The game is... I don't know what it's trying to tell you there.
Fuck this!
It's working!
Nice! Okay, I know how to counter it.
AHHHH!
Okay, I need to...
...stop.
Oh my god, when's your combo over?
Okay, I need green stuff.
I can't take roll!
No, you can't pull him there.
That would have been cool if you could, but...
No way to fall in there, it seems like.
Fuck, I was mad.
They don't!
No!
I'm chillin' here!
Wait, what?!
What the fuck is happening?!
DUDE!
Oh my god, this fuck...
Monkey, please!
Yep.
Fuck, I have no green stuff left.
Okay, but I could maybe punish him here.
Okay.
Help!
Nooooo!
What?
Ah!
Now I can kill him with this, it's fine.
I'm just, there has to be some kind of gimmick you can do.
There's a reason your arm glows red.
There's definitely a reason your arm glows red, right?
But you can't pull him you can't blind him. Is there something else you can do or does it just mean unblockable? Is that it?
Yeah, I grizzly what it really is
Now I don't need more food I can kill him with this no doubt
I just got a knock over commit like that
Yeah, maybe that force palm can stop his charge.
What does force palm buff actually do? Or debuff? I-I don't know.
Fuck returning to this damn battlefield. Where am I? What the fuck? Help!
I just increased the damage taken is that it I don't want to over commit so badly
Don't care about this, nice.
Don't do it.
Oh my god, I was so close to doing it.
One more.
Ah!
Okay, I need to...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm just getting fucking rattled everywhere.
What the fight I wasn't okay, don't speed up the cutscene on the fit on the third face
This fight is hilarious this is the best fight in the game so far
Oh
Yeah, I'm on top of him oh shit
Hey, partner!
What the fuck? Are you two gonna play?
AHHHHHH!
Okay, being on his back seems to do fuck all though.
I'm dying more.
You just lose all your stamina if you're on top of him.
I
Brandon!
Oh, it fucking has like no dumb time in third place!
Okay, he will actually die now.
He will actually die now.
You can do a big stab when you're on his back too.
I don't know if it's worth it though because you lose all your stamina, all of it.
He's dead now. I'm not going to overextend. It's easy.
Don't overextend.
He won't fuck you up.
He's pulling me out of the battlefield! What is this?!
this camera dude
Ha!
Can't see shit!
Alright.
Fucking it, I am...
Ugh!
Phase 3 is crazy.
Siderulls don't seem to do much because he tracks right into them during his enraged face.
Like, he has godlike tracking.
Go back.
Sigh.
What the fuck?
Sometimes he reaches like nothing with that and sometimes he reaches all across the room.
of
the
of
the
He dies now though, I know he does.
Ah, bad.
That was bad.
Don't do more than that!
Yeah.
Don't do more than that!
of
Okay, that is the follow-up on his grab. Alright, good to know.
So you gotta dodge the grab and the follow-up.
Wait, after that he's minused.
Alright.
Don't do more than that.
Anquity on his back
Bum bum bum bum force bombing on his back. Yeah, sometimes when you force palm on his back
Maybe if you charge up. Yeah, you mark him
I need some stamina gain after that.
Alright.
I
Grab it follow up
Oh
Spit up a bit too much there, huh?
Uh-oh, uh-oh
Nope!
What the fuck?
Oh my god, give me up! Give me up!
Fucking guards do something.
One, two.
Okay, he has a follow-up there.
Follow-up.
Okay, I didn't have any.
I need the fucking the blue come on. It's not over. It's not over. It's not over
Okay.
Okay, it has cooled on it for that.
Okay, go back, go back.
Jump three times, be safe.
Square.
What the fuck was that?
Why is it so slow?
Why is it so scuffed, man?
Yeah, this boss is sick dude, I like it.
I like it dude.
I was standing on his back, I was trying to get the grab but I didn't get it.
Um, oh this is awkward.
Now he dies.
That was a, uh, fluke right there that last attempt.
I
Shit
HAAA!
HOOP!
JUMP!
SQUARE!
JUMP!
FUCKING JUMP!
SQUARE!
Oh
It's like I gotta wait five years to jump after doing that even though he's characters just fucking standing there do nothing
I was fucking scream attack
That was bad, I shouldn't have been able to play that, that was terrible.
Well, yeah, of course I could just brute force it by making hundred food, I guess, but it's doable like this. It's fun
I don't need the food, nope, I don't need it.
I
Can you go with the second face
Need some of this
All right.
Ah, what?
of
a
What? Cosmetic wings? It's fine though. It's okay. He's gonna shout.
And I can't do anything about it. Yeah.
I- I don't have enough spirit, so this is gonna be rough now.
Yeah, I need the earplugs man. That's what I need. It's true
That's fine
I think sitting on the back and stabbing him is not really worth it it looks cool
but it just doesn't seem worth it you just use all your stamina and then shit
becomes so jank
Let's go!
Nice eye frames, monkey.
That's not good.
Oh whatever.
Whatever.
Not good, not good, not good, not good.
Alright, we need some of this.
Or else go, let's win.
No tilting.
Puvet for scuff, there.
I need way more of this, hellbette.
of
Oh shit, a tackle. Okay. Okay, that's the minus frames. Okay, he has a turnaround attack
now. A different one. Follow up, yeah. Full combo punish. Nice. Good stuff. We need some
of this. He's gonna scream and if he jumps now, I'm- Oh, I'm fucking dead.
I'm out of here!
Move guard!
Follow up!
Okay, how are you supposed to avoid that when you have to dodge the grab though?
I don't know. He does the grab, he does the grab, so you gotta dodge it, but then he does the follow up, and if you're against a wall you're fucked.
Unless I could get a perfect dodge, I guess.
Forest palm on charge, I could try it.
Hold on.
Why not?
Yeah, what's up with the guards or the rifles, man?
That was weird.
Nice eye frames.
What am I doing?
Second face please.
Stop right there, otherwise he's the animation sped up.
And that's how this game rolls, fuck it.
Don't overdo it.
I gather some leaves.
Wonders this shit.
Good damage.
We take those.
Fuck.
Uh, alright, let's fine jump, R, R, fly, fly out of here.
Get hit by a fucking monkey splash.
Uh, get ragged all over the fucking place.
Alright, let's follow up, I forgot, yep, my bad.
We need some leaves, man.
We need some leaves.
Yo, what up, twister?
Alright, we're good on leaves now.
This is fine.
What?
That is so weird.
Alright, all good. Alright, he does this again. We're going to peace out of here three times
and then we're going to fly and get stuck in a fucking crown in the ceiling. Yup.
I'm gonna need some leaves. Oh shit. Yeah, that's gonna grab it. Okay. I'm still alive!
And now I'm deaf and I have no spirits. I'm basically dead. Oh wait, okay, I might be fine
Whatever dude
Whatever
He's so inconsistent with his jumps from the ceiling man
It's funny. No, I'm not under gear. I just don't really have many healing items, but it's fine
But you you could like brute force every boss in the game. I think we're just spamming healing items
But this is fun though. It's fun to figure out
God, it's so fun!
I had a good game plan and I've moved away from the game plan.
That's my problem here.
I gotta not move away from my game plan.
My game plan works.
OK.
I calmed.
I
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything!
Uh-huh, well.
I
Fucking guards man I calm but
This buzzer we spot something um you can grab his back, but it's like it's just it's fucking jank
It's super jank to do and when you're on him. It's like sometimes you try to leave it
Sometimes when you try to hop off his back, it just won't do it and you're just ragged all over the fucking place
So getting on his back doesn't really seem to be
Let's just play it safe. I like I had a good game plan and that's straight away from it for some reason because I was testing shit
I know what to do. I
I don't think he's that bad to be fair. I'm gonna win now. Easily. Easily. Just watch. Watch.
Actions speak louder than words here.
I just fall sometimes! I have the wings up bad!
Don't fall!
Well, I always forget that follow-up. I gotta remember that when he does the whole smash.
What?
It's okay, don't panic, it's alright.
Oh, that grab, I don't know when the hitbox for that is.
Oh, that grab! I don't know when the hitbox for that is!
He just like sucks you in.
Fly!
What?
That wasn't even close to me, man!
I think your best bet is literally just be above them at that point, but sometimes you
have your wings out, you just fall to the ground anyways, I don't even know.
I've tried grappling him off the wall, it doesn't work, unless he's like very specific.
Tepea, thanks 20!
This boss is so annoying. I like this fight actually. I-I-I think it's fun.
I don't like this fucking attack though because- ugh.
This sound...
...end me.
I
The crown!
the crown
What the-
Don't panic. It's alright. It's okay. It's okay.
It's not okay because I'm getting-
Like, the face through is so fucking-
Like-
What-what-what-what could it be?
What happened to my-j-jump and my-like,
flying and the fucking-flying and the-
like, flying.
What happened to my-flying and like,
like jump and flying what happened to that no nothing because I'm pressing jump
and then main character is just like where's the fucking jump come on yes
bring out the shovel
Camera boss?
I
During that attack, you're really fighting the camera at the same time, man.
The cards are fucking doubter.
Wait, is there a bet on?
No, there's no gambler.
If there was a gambler, I'd just first try him now, from here on out.
But now I can chill, you know?
Alright. Forget he has the game. He gets a turn around.
Oh my god.
Okay, chill a bit. I need some of the flowers.
Well, I'll get by DPSing him. I'll get by DPSing. It's fine.
Alright, don't be scared. Uh, maybe be scared.
What the fuck? This is what I mean! Like, it's so jank, man! It's so fucking jank!
Like, why am I playing fucking Path of Exile or something all of a sudden? Why can't the
camera follow me down
Dude dude all things big seven max I think 16
That's not good. I can't avoid this now. The screams in your face are fucking bad.
I'm gonna kill him. It's true
The hardest part is literally navigating after you jump over his super attack
That's the hardest part about the entire fight because everything turns super fucking janky if you land on him
It's fucking janky if you try to land somewhere else is janky because your camera is just stuck up in the ceiling
Okay, I'm a bit too greedy right now. Let's not be so greedy, shall we?
Killer move!
I can't remember.
This attempt is just not it.
It's not it.
Oh, yeah. Oh, okay.
What the fuck?
What just happened?
Wait, are you raging again?
But you just did!
Dude, what is this?
What is this fucking fight?
Okay, back to basics, just back to basics, easy.
It's easy.
The only thing is, the only thing is the fucking camera after he does his enrage.
If I manage to, like, control that, easy, easy.
What? Okay, sure. Okay, let go. Let go. I don't want to be on his back.
Okay, he's got back turn attack now. Back turn attack? Watch out. There it is. Watch
Remember Hulk smash too. He's got a follow-up on the big Hulk smash
Remember the back turn you just said
Shit, this is bad. Oh, he's moving backwards. Back turn, yes. Forward, forward, grab, don't
Okay for that. Now get some leaves back. Eat some bread.
Okay. Let him cook.
Don't overdo it. Okay, this is the rare shoulder.
No! The fucking it! Grab!
Eat the bread, eat the bread, eat the bread.
Help!
Okay!
Back turn you remember the back turn, don't you one more no back turn he's gonna back turn he's gonna back turn
No, no back turn. All right
Back turn don't overdo it. Yes. Oh, that's
But what? Why did I fall? My fucking wings were out and I was flying and then he just
fell! What is happening? Like what is going on? Why is it so jank, man? Why is it so fucking janky?
The wings were out as I was on the ground! Why did I get sucked to the floor? Oh my god.
Oh
Like that's the only reason he's not dead is because of this shit in the third base
It's too janky man. Oh
down okay
What are you fucking me?
This game definitely has an overlevel system.
You could just go explore the rest of the game and get all the skill points.
Max out your health, stamina, leaves.
Yeah, you can Omega overlevel in this game.
Crazy amounts.
Why no palner pill because I like this CBT right here
How does that he hit me in any planet I'm like five miles behind him
It's okay. It's alright. No tilting. No tilting here.
Well...
Just kill me. This is not it.
It's a
Thinks about this game compared to golem. I think we have our answer today is the day golem is accepted as not the most tank game around
Yeah, I mean some things are just so fucking janky you really see it in this fight
Fight all over again get good. No because I could just go back. I could just like farm 50 healing items
And then just force my way through it. I don't want to though I
Can kill him just don't fucking scuff me out in the third face when I'm flying away from his monkey rage
And we're good
Wait my dog is chilling there help man
Dog help
Why am I dying in first face?
I don't know.
I'm just
That's a new move against in Phase 3, I'm not used to it.
camera please cooperate here no why did you not grab the wall like this is the
only reason he's not dead is because of shit like this like it's so janky like
Every time like why would you not grab the wall this time? Why did you fall like?
I have the blueprint for the fight, but it works like
30% of the time because sometimes he just won't grab the wall or the camera is like up here. I
Oh my god, I'm so
I
of
No, no, no, no!
I
camera are we doing like a fucking fighting game here or what is going on
dude why am I like a 2D fighter hello camera okay
of
I
Camera for fuck's sake I
I can't fucking come down it's fine there we go better
shit I got greedy I it's just it's so fucking frustrating with this camera dude like I it's
just oh I literally had I had I had mortal combat camera in that fight and
then I had to make cell camera like what is happening man what is the camera man
doing he's on the monkey side
I'm camera tilted dude I'm camera tilted so hard
What? Like what just happened? What just happened there? Hello? I just like laid down on him
and did nothing? I don't know what's going on in this game, dude. We're digressing. It's
That's true.
Nice spirit, that was really good.
Now we get good damage and we got some leaf back.
Grab the wall please.
Now you can go down low target, see what he's doing, alright.
That shoulder I'm not used to seeing, he only does it in phase three, because the only time
he does that.
I'm not used to seeing it.
No Cheezing Strat.
Cheezing Strat I would just go and make 50 healing items and tank through everything.
That's what I would do.
I'm tilted. I'm tilted. I'm tilted. I'm tilted, dude. I'm tilted. The camera
tilts me to no end in this fight. Maybe it's better to just not lock on. I'm just not going
to lock on yeah I'm not gonna lock on might be better actually I haven't tried
it zero keep things 114 nitro thinks 35 really all things of 75 let's just not
lock on on the boss fight it might legit be better
I
that was sick if you if you land on his back just retry the fight because you
will never get off his back and if you do he's just gonna combo you to death
Immediately after because you have no stamina because for some reason it takes like five fucking circle inputs to let go of his back
I don't know why
But I have an idea I have an idea
Freak em is actually good, but
this
It turns a bit slow, but you can actually change that
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Here, camera speed, fuck yeah.
Noo, ya blah.
Now he's going to die.
Oh my god, I have all the control in the world now.
maybe now I only have to fight one boss
I like to try to dodge it, that's why I'm doing it.
What he's stuck, he's stuck, not anymore.
grab follow up yeah that is such a nasty combo
It was so much better with Free Cam to be fair.
I didn't have any Mortal Kombat or PLE camera that time.
Aw, sick!
Phase 4, surely?
I actually like this fight, though, but I do not like how the camera worked in this fight.
Oh my god, it was tilting me to no end.
Oh, he's out!
Oh...
Very nice.
I got a new weapon I think.
Groves the Worm or something.
Yeah, yeah that's a good weapon actually.
Nice.
That is a good weapon.
Yeah, it's good damage.
Yeah, it's good damage
Wait, why are you guys like trying to capture me capture me
Yeah, we're all these guards man, come on
Needed some help. Oh, no, I didn't all right game sick dude. Let's go
I
You shouldn't be here I didn't expect things would come to this turn all turn lock on cameraeras
I'm not certain, but it's clear he has no intention of leaving her man in peace
And from what I found out it's good reasons to believe that that beast wasn't the only thing he said you best keep your voice down
This talk that others slipped into hernand amidst the chaos.
I've also received information connected to you and your people.
It concerns the black bears who attacked you.
Records show someone in Daeminis has been supplying them.
Their identity remains unknown.
There may be another force moving against you.
Damian, we should move before someone spots us.
I'll dig deeper into this. Please, stay alert.
Hmm...
Let me, uh, switch this to...
No...
Stuffings, input, camera...
lock on choose to go to the camera locked on a target turns out not to make the
camera always face the target oh this might be it that might be really good
actually let's test that well let's lower the camera speed a bit so I
read the unsealed letter share I like to give him a lot is it really big
Jank and stuff, sometimes, but it's really fun, though.
Oh! Wait, what?
Go meet the witch nice, okay
The witch do be over
Here
No, the factory castle is um, the factory castle is uh, it's part of like a quest.
Have I reached the crimson desert?
No, but I've seen it.
I've been right next to it.
All right, the witch is right here. What up?
Have you found what I must thank you?
Wait, maybe this is the wrong witch.
Maybe there's a different... Well, there is a different witch.
Oh, it's got to be here.
Oh, there's a spirit siphon on it.
Ooh, very cool.
I'm actually sick.
stuff could I remove this please wait howling of chaos wait what the hell is
this oh L1 just before being hit howling of chaos okay that sounds fun
Which is may not be able to do much at all
You should know I can't read your mind
No idea what this howling of chaos is, but L1 just before being hit sounds cool.
You should know I can't read your mind.
Hmm, does this one have two already?
Have you found what you were seeking?
Is it defense green damage reduction?
Ah, okay.
That's what they are.
I did it.
Amidst the sonic shockwave that applies confusion to enemies, oh that's cool.
Well, I mean this is the witch.
There's no other mark on the map.
Oh, need one more.
Uh, okay.
Yeah, there's many witches, but there's no marking for any witch anywhere, so...
And the game is, you know, it's quite big.
Hmm.
Oh yeah, maybe it shows here on this one.
The Witch of Wisdom here, I guess.
Yeah.
Now I have this one available.
Okay, sick. Nice.
Over here.
Tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight.
Yeah, I've done it, Publix. One of the first things I did.
All right, my gear is looking a bit wack dude, but you do get they're still like introducing elements or
gimmicks I mean they're introducing mechanics still so it's good to just keep going for a bit
Yeah, I'm addicted to this game. It's great. I'm a jank of a dank, but it's cool.
Oh shit, there's bandits here. I'll try my new thing. Why not? All right, l1 before getting hit.
I mean, I've gotten a parry already, so...
I did apply it, right?
I'm pretty sure I did.
Maybe it needs to be on a shield.
Oh, did it stun everyone else?
My cabin
can you do stab with it? I need to unlock the move where you switch your weapons. Oh it's
He stabs with a dagger? Okay.
Wow.
Alright, well, we did the thing here and that wasn't even what I was supposed to do.
So these are the sockets we have. That's the introduction defense.
Slashing reads. I hate these gloves. They need to go, man.
I mean, they're good, but they have Spirit Syphon with that.
Do you have to use it, or does this also apply to my two-handed swords, I wonder?
I don't know.
Only one way to tell.
Check in combat.
Oh, you're going to teach me something.
What the fuck?
Are you mental?
Hi.
I really am trying here.
The effect on a gollet?
No!
The effect on the maze.
Ah, spirit siphoning.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you, horse party.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you, horse party.
Thank you.
Both courage and the wisdom lead you to do what is right.
Welcome to visit my abode
Okay
All right
Very sick. I think I can upgrade my health again now that would be kind of nice. You just get so much health every time
Now we're sitting at 675
Okay, could I just lower my max health for a bit? Sure, dude. What?
How many more do we need? Not too many. Only three more.
Why are we not the bosses for those bleeped fucking idiots?
I killed the boss, yeah.
We just wait and scoop up the spoils.
Hold on.
We've got ourselves a nosy rat.
Kill him!
Nice, Sal's ghost!
Wow, they're immune to grabs or what.
Oh shit, oh my god, he's going bersericos.
What the fuck?
Bersericomon.
Is that a Pokemon?
That could be a cool Pokemon though.
Berserkmon.
Favorite weapon moveset? I think just the good ol' longsword, you know?
Yeah.
I bet no one could have seen that coming.
Aw, shit.
Oh yeah, the Digimon.
Defeat 5 enemies with a rapeer within 60 seconds, that's for her.
Okay.
there's a cage here we haven't caught anyone okay whatever I'm letting you
guys be alright yeah I haven't really played the what the the the lady yet at
all cosmetic horse legendary horse fits my gear except my armor which is fucking
green. It just looks kind of nice, I guess.
Yeah, you know what, I'll leave you here.
Oh, this is our witch house?
This is awesome.
The kindness springs from wisdom, and wisdom weaves new bonds.
Wanda at your leisure.
Oh, shit, craft a boost gear?
Whoa.
You need Vigor and Steelbane and you can make stuff.
Welcome.
Buy.
Oh, a gear blueprint to craft the Vigor.
Okay, and Vitality.
Okay.
You can even buy Abyss Artifacts.
Nice.
That's cool.
That's cool. I'll buy this. And I'll buy this. And that. And that.
Well before we talk, I am gonna read these gear pieces.
Damn, we need to best sell us for this shit.
Damn, that's fucked.
I wonder if this is going to be like gear crafting in Black Desert or something.
Not that I know how that works.
I'll come on streamers a late lately.
Because I'm a dicktitch and I have a problem, alright?
I'm on PC.
I've long awaited the threat that would lead you here as you know we witches are wielders
of arcane power it is our duty to keep balance between this world yeah I saw there was a chance
thing in the abyss we know yeah. Thank you, Q.
The Witches. There are mystical workshops where the witches study and harness abyssal power.
Modifier equipment to create abyss gear sockets or freely embed and extract gears.
You can craft basic gears as well, as combine multiple gears to craft special ones.
Hmm cleanse the sanctum it says
a rest honey tea nice I like it there's a treasure chest here that's why my
feathers are going up but where oh is it this one nah okay well was this the
main one yeah now it's head to head and on the yeah cool this faction one which
is the witch is sanctum of absolution are these the ones I've found before that I could
never I think I've found some of these yeah but the witch kept telling me oh you can't
do this now you need to speak to a certain someone I know this and now I want to find
on the map and solve it because I have a waypoint close to one I know I do the
game doesn't actually show it on the map but it was it was no no no
No. I know it's, it was like, yeah. What is this? Huh?
Well, that's what is this some kind of fucking boss fight yo we should go and check this what
the hell is that let's check that.
It's all the factor puzzle. We'll get that boss, we will.
How much on the map have I uncovered? Like 15% or something?
No!
Yoshi, guard my door!
Yoshi, be a good guard, don't get...
No, it's not.
It is not.
I'm going to check this first, but it's just this.
But it's only been nine hours.
No, I will keep playing this, Katelyn. This game is fucking epic.
A bit jank, a bit dank, a bit frustrating sometimes, but no, I think it's great.
of
the
Do you find new abilities randomly in the world?
I believe you can, yes.
No!
Yeah, same thing with Lucas, camera is one of the biggest issues for sure.
of
the
Wait, this is one of the sanctums, isn't it?
Sanctum of Absolution, yeah.
Okay.
Great.
I have no stamina because it's cold over here.
You'd fight like a milkmaid! You'd fight like a milkmaid!
Hmm, battery, huh?
Can I stop the battery?
What the hell?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Please let me out.
You.
Come on, yeah!
Come on!
Hands off my cock!
see you oh no no I put it in the
Wow.
It's a lot of space here.
all right
all right all right yeah
what the fuck is going on stop listen listen look here look listen stop
Why are you spoiling yourself?
and can fold it.
maaaaaaam
My was I blind now there's an entrance here it's over here
Not getting one guy today
Die, you wretched scum!
Oh shit, what the f-
Oh my god.
Can you let go of the wall, brother, of ma-
Oh
You fought like a milkmaid
Yeah, a Jowl takes 51 men.
Am I dint, Maxing?
I was over here.
Thank you, dude. Thank you. Welcome, you fellas. Thank you, man. Thank you. Very nice of you,
man. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Finally, I could do this. This was also quest locked.
All right, all right.
No, this area level is a bit high.
It is.
Yeah, that's not suplex time.
Gotta get out.
Gotta get out of here.
I feel like this is actually beatable though you know thank you Emma don't be
one man thank you dude yeah I want this I might bash my head against this until I
win
of
death
of
death
Hmm. God, I want to win this so badly.
Hello? World's longest loading? Can't even anyways even if I wanted to.
Red health bar I think means is that one face here?
of
the
death
of
the
death
I should do think it's beatable this one not now though but it will be sick if I did because
yeah hold on let me check some I'm just stuck in loading screen listen I'm stuck in loading
Scream me car. I don't suplex me. I'm just like endlessly stuck and then there's nothing I can do
Okay, it unstuck itself off of fuck's sake. Oh, it's right there Chad look
Chad look look
Wait, where did that show up?
I don't know.
Where did that show up?
Like, uh, it was a...
Kvests, right?
Like I had it as a quest. Yeah, here.
Yeah, look at that.
Bessel of Dark Pursuit.
Damn.
And Tumbra Order. Okay, it's and Tumbra Order.
What is that?
Oh, here.
Ah, okay, I see.
Maybe beatable tomorrow, man, but now chat, I need to bid thee.
I like how I haven't even, like, unlocked the basic stuff here, which I probably should.
I feel like this can be kind of nice, you know.
Did it say you give flat damage boosts?
Oh shit, I didn't know that.
Completely forgot I had that move.
Oh my god, that's embarrassing. I got it yesterday.
Where is that?
Oh, I'm looking at that's why.
Yeah, no, it's the uppercut slash. Yeah.
Well, great.
Okay, there is a...
Wow, great move I just don't want.
Good variety, what up?
Okay, I didn't know that upgrades are flat damage though. Where did you see that it upgrades are flat damage?
Further investment, arm combat, increased damage, or melee weapon attacks? Oh my god.
Okay, yeah, you really want to get those.
You do.
Not that my damage output is bad or anything, but still.
Alright chat, I say we try to kill, we try to kill that.
boss man tomorrow I think that could be sick but now I got it anyways I really
have to anyways so thank y'all for chilling man I'm really enjoying this
game I'm really enjoying this game so I will keep playing it no I might be off
Wednesday this coming week right thank you Gamert no those who blicks me I'm not
gone Tuesday because I actually have a corp on Tuesday. I have Kingdom come too,
Corp-a. And I was thinking of...
Yeah. Yeah, I have Kingdom come to Corp I do.
But there's a certain thing I want to do in that game but I gotta do a little bit
of research. No, not for DLC. No, it's literally... I can do whatever I want.
whatever I want so I have something I want to do in that game but I wanted
some research to see if it could be good or interesting anyways chat this game
is crazy man I am very much enjoying it very very much enjoying it thanks for
chilling everybody it's been good to do more story cuz yeah it's still on
Unlocking stuff. It really is. It's still just teaching you new systems and troughing and stuff
That's someone whisper me and said they
Saw me in your chat, but didn't know you were a dude
Weirdness, okay
Oh friend, I guess our chat have a great rest of your Sunday. Thanks for chilling everybody again. Appreciate you all
Yeah, like I said, I really like this game. The game has its issues, but I mean it's right up my alley this game
It truly is
It's very nice
So I'll see you tomorrow for more chat Monday stream appreciate y'all stay safe out there to get each other give self
Yeah, I lean on my elbows dude. That's why they look like this for these last nine and a half hours
I've been leaning on my elbows
That's why they look like that every single day for 13 years. Yep. Yep. I see you tomorrow. Bye bye
I love you guys.
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