music
Oh
Henry's come to see us
How did I just find out to get eight recent reviews or a negative?
Yeah, season three, brother.
Season three.
Crimson doesn't flush.
Yeah.
I'm going to go to 1AM again today, of course not.
Yeah, return to basics, like, come on.
I know this game, Screambound, I've seen it, yeah.
I've seen it, you gave me the expected six.
Human cam?
Okay I'll play this.
It's nice.
A good day in Lu Kang.
I know right, Hope, I know right.
Easter egg hunt, you need to play it once already?
Oh, I haven't barely played Kingdom come to...
Barely.
Rookie numbers, yeah.
Today I'm live, tomorrow not live.
I love it too, but I love it.
It's two hours fireball.
Two hours.
How many achievements do I have in Kingdom Come?
32 out of 83?
I'll be adding more.
Marathon, zoomer-wise, Marathons, Wings for Life, I'm tired because it was a late-watching
game.
Eventually I want to run an Ultra Marathon in like two years.
Yeah, I'm Kingdom Coming, I, uh, Crimson Desert Flushed, no, I have, uh, the, the,
The Kingdom come desert, oh my god, I'm broken, the Kingdom come team, they contacted me about
doing a corpa for the steam sale because the game is on steam sale, so I'm gonna start
my stream with it, and I've done a lot of things in this game, I clocked in over 100
hours any kingdom come to the one thing I never did it was check all these
tracks well and this is not gonna be all either because there's a ton of them but
there is I forgot what I was gonna say there's a lot of them yeah yeah the DLC
Um, I didn't remember how many it was Johnny
Why not mega marathons of ultramarathon, I don't think it would they have a mega marathon. Oh, I think so I
Guess that'll be more than an ultra
But ultra marathons are anything from like 90k or 50k to like fucking 400k or more so
yeah very very spaced out
if Hans is gonna stop by or maybe Henry
There we go, I have a prep Easter eggs
I have with the screenshots because they are all over the place
Yeah, and don't y'all let's go. It's two hours my crap. I
Think you got a straight thank you
Appreciate it. Have I met Hans or Henry VA IRL? I have not. No.
Uh, me and Hans, we follow each other on Instagram. I like how I call him Hans.
Um, yeah, Lord Hans.
But that's, that's about it. We never met.
This Corpah? Oh, it's literally just to promote Kingdom Comes as Steam Summer Sale.
I can do whatever I want in the game. It's not a new DLC or anything and I figured I've done most things in the game already
I mean I streamed my whole first playthrough of it
But I never went on the Easter egg hunts and there's so many Easter eggs, so I'm gonna do that
There's a lot of fun and there's a lot of references
so
We just do we just do dice gambling. Yeah, exactly
no, um
I'm not a lot of nude mods or anything
but
I wanted to have a little like competition for some
But I've been trying to figure out how to do it there because there's so many references these Easter eggs to movies and different games and whatever it shows
I was thinking if chat gets the reference right I could gift like 10 subs or something, you know
But you only have like 10 seconds to get it
Something like that. I'll play at some point with all negative perks
I mean, maybe. Maybe.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Install haunts and Craig-mobile?
No.
I don't think so.
Imagine if I had that on and then he shows up.
Can't we pull references to the movies Ella hasn't seen yet but Chad has been telling
him to see for years like Starship Troopers, Petter or Robocop.
Oh yeah, there is an achievement for Kingdom Come 1 to finish it as a pacifist, yeah, there
is.
Which is kinda cool.
I don't think you can do that in Kingdom Come 2, can you?
I haven't seen Robocop?
No, I have not seen Robocop.
I haven't.
I have actually never seen a robo job.
How many movies are there, two?
Yeah, I've been on like 94.
The pacifist achievement is a cunt together.
Yeah.
3 plus 1.
Okay, so there's 4.
This is what you're trying to tell me.
I'll catch it there's four is what you're trying to tell me
Wow, no I will listen I did not forget it. All right, I did not forget it
Uh, what else? Yeah, there's definitely more Easter eggs.
There's definitely more Easter eggs in the game that I haven't, uh, mapped out yet.
But, well, I'm sure Chat knows, man. I'm sure Chat knows.
The most important part of the movie for you is to watch as Predator.
Yeah, I haven't seen Predator. I've seen Alien versus Predator.
Uh, I've seen Prey.
I have not seen Conan the Barbarian, but I have seen the Mummy 2, which is the Scorpion King,
which has nothing to do with Conan.
That's the Scorpion King.
I'm hopeless. I'm out. Whatever. Good street.
Okay, you.
I
Cool, what's up mommy to scene all this forgiven. I've seen the mommy one and two and then I think it was like it
the dragon emperor or something which i don't maybe i saw it but i don't remember it
i think it was bad
yeah i know that's it but yeah i for some reason my my brain was like
scorpion king is conan yeah i know about it except the i remember it is so good
i really want to watch the mummy one and two again i'm off tomorrow
Have I seen Twilight? Yeah, I've seen Twilight 1, 2, and I've seen all Twilight movies. Yeah, I have.
That was fun.
The guy actor of the mummy is making a D-Day movie soon as well.
The guy actor of the mummy? Do you mean Brendan Fraser? Or do you mean
the guy who played Imhotep?
Brendan, okay. Aren't they making a new mummy movie?
What up Rem?
After all, I am hotter than you.
Ugh.
It's a bug!
It was the most 3 months in advance, thanks 27.
The SuperMeter takes 5.
I bet you do.
Am I Team Edward, Team Jacob?
Team Jacob, of course!
Edward's f***ing soy compared to Jacob.
Have I seen the movie Edge of Tomorrow?
I've actually seen that movie like three times.
I really liked that movie.
I think I thought Edge of Tomorrow was brilliant.
Scarab seen in the mummy.
Um, my, one of my like core childhood memories
is, um, me and my mom after school would always go and rent
movies and video games, and I think we rented the mummy when it came out, and you know when
they do the hom die on him hotep because he sleeps with Cleopatra or whatever, he's like
in love with Cleopatra which is mad illegal, so they perform the hom die on him which is
to mummify him, and then put flesh eating bugs on him, but before that the hom die,
I think it's HOM Space, D.A.I.
Yeah, the Pharaoh's wife, yeah.
Yeah, he's in love with Anak Sunamoon.
And because, and then they get caught, so...
They take him, Hothep, and all his servants,
and they put him in the torture chamber, whatever they...
And there's a scene where they pull his tongue out
with a...
A tongue, like a thing you pull out screws with or whatever.
Whatever and then they cut his tongue. Tomes. Yeah, they use Tomes
But they don't they don't show it, but my mom would always cover my eyes during that scene
Well, I have such a vivid memory of this
But they don't even show it anyways they pull out his tongue and then someone like walks by the camera right before they cut it
That scene, that whole movie is so brilliant.
It's a comedy, it's like action adventure, it's a horror, it's so good that movie.
I love that movie, dude.
My parents made me believe drinking tap water is a bad thing for health.
Oh.
I mean, how is it in America?
You don't drink tap water, you buy bottled, right?
No, you're not Merck and Kavus, but yeah.
You got scarred by the scarabs bugs crawling under the skin? It's so good.
Damn, I might watch the mummy after stream. We'll see.
We shall see.
What movie are we talking about? The Mummy. We're talking about The Mummy and listening to some Kingdom Coom.
I have everything up that I need.
I wanted to play the mummy game on PS2 on stream, but it has this really really really
annoying sound effect when you have a torch out that you cannot remove.
There is no way to remove it.
And a torch is needed throughout the entire game.
it's ass it's me I got ass
wait a moment really well I don't want to look at it now in case of reason
copyright I could watch it later
hey I came up thanks for Easter egg hunt did they add some new stuff no
basically the reason I'm playing can come too is because they reached out for
the steam summer sale to for me to advertise the steam summer sale so
there's nothing new out in the game it's just on sale and you can find about the
next my ad hasn't started for this yet but banner below or in the chat it's
a much more case you do too and that's why but I've already played Kingdom come
to for over a hundred hours I haven't done all the DLCs I was in the middle of
the Monastery DLC but I wasn't like a super fan of the Monastery DLC because I
expected it to be like the monitor from the first game but it's not really it's
pretty on rail so so I was like well oh I haven't on the blacksmith DLC either I
have not that one I might start digging in a bit because that seems kind of fun
but there this game is filled with Easter eggs there's so many so I wanted to do a
a little Easter egg home with chat and see if people can get the references. I
haven't done the Easter eggs. I found like two Easter eggs in my playthrough I
think. I'm not gonna tell them because they're gonna spoil but those of you
watching my playthrough you know.
I'm gonna cheat and chat it for a little bit. Not too much. Did you expect to
repeatedly murder every one of the monsters in their sleep again? Yes! The Mummy D-Master?
I don't know about that. Sick. Maybe maybe not Kavis, doesn't really matter. Blacksmith
DLC, now it's good, yeah, yeah. Do I have a list? Yeah, you see all these screenshots
I'm taking today um yeah that's easter egg locations because I don't remember
where they all are so
Xbox part of game showcase tomorrow maybe stranger than heaven release what
was stranger than heaven oh games from yakuza devs wait was that the one that
about they needed funds or was that a different game? No.
Gotta search for them yourself. Yeah I mean this is just like locations where like they're around
there. I don't know exactly. That was Nagoshi game right yeah. Nerdy thanks for the rate open
a good stream brother. Appreciate it. Thank you. And final thanks to ATV thanks to all the streams.
Always sewing around and flushing games. That's not true. Which game you want to play the most in
2026 and why is it fall out for the game I want to play most in 2026 oh damn we got
but there's bangers this year man big bangers but believe it or not it's not GTA 6 it's not
super media makes five juicy moves things 27 Miglia makes 73 beat up makes 94 giga mega young
Kirokka makes 35 just start all the omega negative perks play through first we do Easter eggs
We check him cuz I really want to see I mean I am sure Chad is gonna get the references anyways
But yeah, what we'll see we shall see
The real Easter egg hunter oh, I hate that clip it's so loud
It's so loud. Have you thought about doing a 24-7 channel? Yes. Yeah
Little bit working on a little bit
Hey, I give you thanks for six magics six through but on a pizza enjoyer things six to an oxy 47 Kevin
Thanks, 92 men things of 124
Epic games laid off a thousand employees
What now have a plate tain and grail yes, I have
52 hours I was in December. Oh
Oh! Phantom Blade Zero this year, true.
Yeah, no vacation for an executioner, got released today, yeah.
That is true, that's true.
Shanks, thanks for the 42. Have you played any of the Life of Strange games?
Yeah, I played Life of Strange, was it 1 and 2?
But I am not a huge fan of them. I mean, it was fun to play.
I gotta turn off the chat on phone, although it keeps blowing up.
Uhh...
There we go.
Uh, I wasn't a huge fan of them.
Like, it was fun to play on stream.
But I had a hard time, like, connecting to the characters.
But yeah, it was fun to play on stream, though.
It was.
Servers, thanks for the kill.
Thank you, brother.
What up, Koala?
Yeah, right.
Uh, what was that game called? I put it on my wishlist. It was uh, no...
No, what was it? The horror game. That's... someone just linked it up here.
Uh...
Executioner something, yeah. Execu...
No vacation for an executioner. Yeah, this game came out. This looks pretty cool.
It's like a survival horror melee combat kind of thing, it looks very dank, very dank.
Not right now, Nepob, but later there will be.
Well to be honest, the bitrate can be pretty extreme in Kingdom Commonwealth, so if you
go in the forest.
who can this looks cool yeah I just came out
cafe man cafe thank you for the 81 man well I'll play the new dark picture game
that comes out May 12th yes I will I will I will indeed it Tuesday jasper
not Wednesday jas this week sorry I was late I'm updating the schedule below I
I can play forgot about it.
When's YouTube Coast stream for superior bit rate?
I am actually working on something in the early stages.
Not really a YouTube stream like that, but yeah, we'll see.
We shall see.
I hope I get it to work.
VTuber launch, yes.
When will I play Summer's Heartbeam?
I don't know.
Wow.
Is this one of them dating, uh, VNs or whatever?
Yeah, Visual Novel Romance. Yep, sure is.
Five hearts, like, yeah.
Five hearts, like.
ARCH!
ARCH has been a mix, it's like, entire lifespan, I feel.
What is Bach doing with the dragon background?
Steam Spring Sale!
Right now.
Maybe I should get Hollow Knights.
I probably should, right?
That's a good time as any.
Oh, or Silk's song.
And Shrouded!
I should get this game.
I hear this game is really nice.
i think i would love this
this game sick?
it's uh... bad part survivor like i play it i used to play it on p5 though
though i'm trash at it
Yes, inky blinky bob. Yeah, when I feel like going back to some horror stuff, uh, we have some horror games to play.
Inky blinky bob is one of them.
Oh, and Shrouded is Valheim if it had more updates, you like it. Really? Okay.
You probably got asked a thousand times, any interest in that new restored landsmode in Dying Like the Beast? Yes.
Yes.
Salah was in chat earlier, no, yesterday, and we talked about Prima Deathing it because they actually have a reward for beating that in Prima Death.
For people who's not aware, dying like the beast is getting a huge update, an update where you have like a survival system with like hunger and stuff like that.
Enemies don't respawn, zombies do not respawn anymore in that game mode, so you can clear the entire world of zombies.
And then there was something else, I don't remember. I read about it somewhere, like yesterday.
Uhhh... and they have a reward for people who beat it on permadeath... they do.
Yeah, there's limited supplies. So supplies don't respawn either, weapons don't respawn, yada yada yada.
I'm tired because I was up late watching Hentai. New loot and new finishers, yeah.
I don't know what the reward is, but just that there is one.
Hey, new.
Kalds, thanks for 56, Cupra, like 76, thank you guys, appreciate it.
Is he just too free?
Yeah, it is, wow.
Ah, hey Slay the Spire, he's killing it.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus.
What was the name of the game you were excited for?
That's like an action souls like coming out this year, where many people thought it was
piece 5 exclusive.
Oh an action souls like coming this year many people thought it was piece 5
exclusive oh you mean phantom blade zero yeah you probably phantom blade zero
right this one
yeah you have any of the rdr games I did my my my I did I did my full play
through of red irredemption 2 on stream but I have never played red better
redemption one nice cafe well maybe it was eating away at him tides of annihilation
seems sick yeah it does it does hey acheron makes 52 thank you when's mortal
shell too I'm not sure it has a release date yeah this game looks brutal
which fire plate it yes yes I have no plans from eugenics you know but I'm
not I I don't doubt it's great though
I don't even need to switch to DEL, as there's the right queue.
That's for the monastery DLC, but that is not what we're here to advertise.
This bar too got 9,000 negative reviews in a day because of patch sets in Beath nerf
and many OP builds.
so yeah what's his Easter egg hunts just checking out the Easter eggs in the
game and maybe starting the blacksmith DLC checking that out cuz it hurts
really good chain the wheels
oh yeah yeah this would be fun man that's 27th of March that's very soon
imagine this
Turns out I just came at the place and they just told me yeah, we'll just do a full-on initiation day on Thursdays
Congrats freeze on your job, dude. Nice work
Nice work literally yeah come touch a 107 old get we all get there
Yeah, chain together with the lads would be so amazing
We wouldn't be the lads anymore after that like it would we would split up it would be over it will be completely over
Like let us gonna lash out on me
Salads gonna lash out on this and this is gonna lash out on everybody
and then
It would just be lad the drama and then yeah
Who would I lash out on I'd lash out on salad for sure
Yeah, exactly, Kibi. I figure it's like a base, you do.
There's a hard-friiled cutie chat. If part-time jobs I can keep working out, let's go, dude.
Then you all start bashing each other on Twitter and call X.
Well, I don't really use Twitter.
Oh, yeah, soup. Is that our socks? Yes. Thank you. Appreciate it. Thank you.
This lashing out? Okay, we could check this lashing out. Sure. We can.
Oh, I'm starting to, I'm reaching my limit for today, man. I just, I cannot with all the stupid
comments and chat and questions. It's just, it's just fucking wears on me so badly.
Yeah, I mean understandable though.
should do this streamer you should do that i have no idea what i'm talking about but you should
shoot them in the legs oh you know no no no you should pick up the ammo there oh no you should
fucking stab the zombie in this spot you fucking nobody knows what they're fucking talking about
and they just everybody wants the fucking everybody wants the backseat everybody wants the backseat
I mean, I mean, he needs to deal with it a lot, so yeah, the thing is, I fully understand
it but I if I recall like I've actually in terms of speed running I've
actually got good ideas from from randoms like random chatters just typing
something like try this and then it actually works out well so I always
keep that in mind when and then I but now it's gotten to the point where people
just try to fucking one guy means that so yeah
hey you he said he'd not only speed on some only chat yeah I mean whatever
helps him I mean of course it does get annoying especially in a run like R9
that is like it seems very frustrating yeah
Ooh.
The new R&I runs very toxic, yes.
And then you have people that haven't even played R&I,
doing suggestions and back-seeding.
I want to hear the intro song, I guess, so good.
We can start, actually.
We can start.
We can play.
Add depth, since thanks, 51.
Thank you.
I'll play Samson. Uh, what is Samson?
Hi, Dists!
We were just talking about you.
And, uh, how, uh, toxic the R&R run seems to be.
Heh heh.
Yeah.
I don't remember this game, Samson. What is this?
Minds I like, uh, right.
I'll play Cab Mario.
Ooh, I don't remember.
I don't remember.
Um, I feel like I have.
R9's been really fucked.
Ugh, Chat says,
I have Oscar acting skills.
Look at that, Chat.
Look at that.
I'm sure it's fun when you get runs going though,
but like, I've been watching you,
I've been watching Salad, like...
and they're a bit of spicy.
It seems so annoying though.
It really does.
Wait, what was that?
What was that?
Oh, a chat full of yes man turning a dime to a piece of me.
That might be true, I don't actually know.
I'm not sure that's yes-men though,
because there's definitely not yes-men here.
There's definitely not.
Yeah, the salad told me this, his life's rich zombie.
That's more like, turn around, man.
I'd hate to be fucking yes-men.
That's like the worst thing, getting fucking yes-men.
At least have the balls to just be straight up honest, you know?
No, I'm gonna fire it up now. To me, Stray Guns.
I'm a flush man. That's not, I just like maturity, though.
All right, let's go.
One day maybe I'll play Supreme Commander?
What is Supreme Commander?
Let's make sure I'm lower down here.
Yeah, we're good, we're good.
Play!
Got to fix my title too.
Hey, you.
Y'all do nothing instead of 41.
DSP is a yellow paint man, you're a flush man, Salad is a brick man, this is a crash
out man.
Hey, you!
What did this say?
I didn't see.
There, maybe it's time for me to retire speedrunning as well, I love.
Come into the old man's club, this, let's go.
We got scuffed horror games.
We got great games like Kingman come 2 and now on steam summer sale.
We got, you can do the Swedish classic.
Yeah.
Oh game pass here.
We got hidden gems that are not hidden gems 99% of the time.
They're just trash.
It's barely spring, not summer.
Yeah, spring, whatever.
Whatever gay bensesse it is, okay?
Alright, let's hunt some, let me fix my title.
Let's hunt some Easter, well, hunts.
I mean, I know where they are, kinda.
Kinda.
It's not cheating on the speed on trash is torture. Let me send time to the morons. Yeah
Good luck this. Yeah, I fully feel you man. I fully feel you
I'm sure there's at least someone who has never seen this game here, so I should probably
do a small introduction.
I have played over a hundred hours of this game.
It's amazing.
It is a very, very good RPG.
But I will not be starting a new game here.
I will press continue and go into my save file, which is a pretty chat save file.
This save contains the modes.
You can load this save by E and delete by X.
What are the modes?
What's these?
No, it's just multiple ones.
I have a corp with this game dist, just for the Steam sale.
I've done most things in this game, but I haven't done the Easter eggs and there's a ton of them a bunch of different ones
So yeah, that's what that's what I'm doing now
So there's a bunch. We'll start off with an easy one
Yeah, I do this. Yeah
We'll start off with an easy one that I mean if chat doesn't get this one then I should just ban you all to be fair
classic this yeah I have a it's it's literally just a sale for kingdom come
two is now on steam sale get it while it's hot you know it's also on epic
games Xbox PlayStation so yeah easy peasy 562 saves wait no way oh my god
Okay, we're good.
I have not finished with this contained story spoilers, no.
This will not contain any story spoilers or anything.
We're pure Easter egging.
Also, I forgot to say thank you Deep Silver for sponsoring this portion of it, alright,
of my stream.
They already know I've already played this full game on stream.
So now, I am gonna check out these easter eggs you put in your game.
I think I found two of them in my playthrough.
And chats should definitely get both of them, because if you don't, one more than the other,
but yeah.
The end of X-47.
I did not vote for a game of the year, shameful.
I mean, yes, this game could have won Game of the Year, it is that good, but Expedition
33 was also the same year, and I did vote for that.
This!
You're spoiling me.
See now I'm not gonna go for that one, and I'll do it later.
I'll do it later, okay?
Um, anyways, yeah, this is Kingdom Come.
I'm sure just for the one person who maybe hasn't seen this, you know
There we go, and this is Henry the main character. I'm not gonna spoil any store anything
We're just
We're doing Easter eggs. Okay, we're doing Easter eggs. You should finish this game. Yeah, and this is the dog mutt
So no story spoilers basically
you are henry and this is your world uh...
yes
big big big world to explore a lot of fun quests
cool gear to get nice
nice
cool gear to get
cool uh... abilities
level up
different speech things yada yada yada you know
I'm obviously high level on this safe file, so...
Enable DLSS-5, no!
Jesus Christ, no, no, no, no.
You have combos, different types of weapons you wanna play with.
Bout of Bing, Bout of Boom, here's combos.
Combat systems can take a bit to get used to in this one.
Though it's easier in this game than the first game, I believe.
Not even level 30.
I don't need it.
I don't need it, alright?
So, let's see here.
Oh look at my my I forgot how sick my horse was
My horse is sick. Okay, we're gonna start off with an easy one
Worth mentioning the riding and game narration is absolute cinema it is it's it's really good a lot of people felt this game should have been game of the year
There was a bit torn there, but I mean last year was filled with bangers just like this here
It looks like it's going to be so
Okay, let's just start with a little stroll to Coot and Burge
And listen to this music. This is so nice
God
You follow paths I can chill
They got Roblo- Yeah, RPG of the year, yeah. RPG of the year.
Yeah, I don't think the music was nominated either.
You've already showed the first Easter egg you played Henry.
Yeah, for some reason people think I look like Henry, which is just not true.
It's not even close.
It's not.
Whoa.
Whoa!
Yeah, there's no character creation in this game.
You play as Henry and you do Henry's story.
But if you're interested in this game,
I highly suggest playing Kingdom Comm 1 first.
They're both absolutely brilliant.
But Kingdom Comm 2 is, oh, thank you, Zips,
for pinning the comments almost for Godman.
Have I done hardcore run with all negative perks?
No, I have not.
I have not.
All right, so we're gonna start with the first Easter egg. We're going there now
I could quick travel there, but let's just let's just go through the game a little bit
It's been a while since I've played this and it's it's a bit of a vibe, you know. Yeah, you can get haircuts you can yeah
Spurring hers are limit will decrease its morale. It might even throw you off. Yeah, let's not spur too much
oh no I do not need to stall I have plenty of Easter eggs to show I think to
even go above like go too long I'm going the wrong way
hardcore run when maybe some time in the far future that was something I was
can I answer that? Um, good looking. Yeah. Yeah, I forgot to mention that this game is
actually very well optimized as is the first game. You don't need like a super Nalsa PC
to run it. That's not corpish, I was just true. I'm not saying corpish, it's not true.
But the game runs insanely well it does.
My brother played it with like a very old graphics card he got from me when the first
one came out or whatever it was.
And it ran super good for him.
Oh, it runs good on Steam Deck too.
Is this the slowest horse in the game?
No.
You're rocking 1070 Ti and it ran well for me. Yeah, I think my brother played it with a 1080 Ti
think it was
We are going to
Remembering Kingdom come one when I killed that in higher village and hit their bodies. I
Think it was the plague village
Yeah, you can do that in these games by the way
you could literally just go to a village and just annihilate them hard to do in
the beginning but easy to do later because in these games you start off as
an absolute pleb like it's kind of like the golfing games
quick man look at this
Interesting. Interesting. I've played all of the graphics that I have, yeah.
Alright. I think you're cool enough, thank you. I'm gonna see if I can increase the music
a bit and lower some stuff ah in game music I could lower sound wait does that
affect the music no it doesn't cool let's confirm that and then just increase
We're almost there, on the first Easter egg.
Almost.
There is- there is- one of the Easter eggs is not really like a reference to anything.
That I'm gonna show off first.
How many are there?
is filled with Easter eggs. I think I only found two in my play through. There's no
new content for this game, but it's on the Steam sale. It's on Steam sale. Can you eat
them. Ah, no. We're almost there. Let's see. Yeah, we're getting there. We're getting there.
Aren't there multi-pethon Easter eggs in this? Like in Kingdom Come Deliverance 1?
I wouldn't know. I've never seen multi-pethon.
Did I do Forge DLC? No.
No floating islands in the sky, no. None.
Yeah, I could play some dice too.
Dice is awesome.
Alright, we're coming up on it.
Yeah, all good. I had a corp today, so I'm live today and I'm off tomorrow.
Let's see if I can find this. I actually never seen this Easter egg, but it should be easy.
Where am I?
It should be quite easy to find.
Am I staying on easter?
But...
Well, this is the protect- I'm gonna go top right. Top left. Oh, I can stay here. This
is the protector of Cuthenburg. Now, this is not really a reference to anything that
I know of, at least. Uh, but this is not the main attraction here. Though it is a fun
little thing you can get some stuff the fun little thing is over here let's see
if you can get this reference within 10 seconds all right that's my riddle
quest
where are you where are you I don't see you
chat where is me maybe it's further further away it might be over there
I'd see if you get this one. Who could this be?
Sif. Yes, it's the Puss in Boots, man. Sif. It's a cat! For crying out loud, man.
is the puss in boots so he's chilling here that's cool easy warm up here easy
warm up can you kill it nice one I'm not sure I'm not gonna try so much of
coins here oh yeah I mean so that is one of them I was the first Easter egg
pretty easy pretty easy now we have another one let's see if I remember
exactly where it is I might not but let's go that was indeed puss in boots
plus one point everyone said puss in boots there good job good job good job
Come here horse.
Yeah I have screenshots of the easter egg locations. I do.
Wait, do you say PUSS? PUSS. PUSS in boots.
Is a small man top rat an easter egg? No.
Puss.
Oh.
On to the next easter egg, shall we?
Was that an easter egg?
Yes.
That was the Puss in Boots easter egg.
Not much to do there, a lot of them are references to stuff.
On to the next one!
And as we're traveling to the next one, why not type X-formation mark KCD2
or click the banner below to find this beautiful game on the Steam sale right now.
The Rage panel takes it a six years.
Let's see. This one I might struggle finding a bit.
You want it on PS5? Yeah, it's on PS5 too.
Yes, you should play the first Kingdom come first.
There but this game is like a continuation from the first one you it's definitely worth it definitely
oh let's see where I might need to pull up my cheat sheet here chat maybe I have a cheat sheet
No, you shouldn't know you shouldn't
quick the first one the first has got a console upgrade oh it has basically
high-end PC version there now oh I didn't know that let me see I might need to
open up my cheat sheet for this chat because I don't cool I've never done
this one either like I said I've only done two Easter eggs
Yeah, I keep hitting the uh, let me see if I can see it with uh, photo mode here.
Aha!
Nice one!
Found it!
UAV deployed.
see if you get this reference now this should be a little bit harder but not
too hard it shouldn't be too difficult you haven't seen it yet don't worry if
you don't get it yet don't worry I haven't shown it
Sif. Oh my god. A little blanket, a little bathtub, a little fish, or a branch.
What is this reference to, huh?
To be honest, this could be a lot of things.
The little mermaid, yeah.
Sifth.
Road.
Could be Poseidon too, yeah.
It could be a lot of things.
Oriel.
Hey, you.
You inks?
Is this a mold?
No, these are Easter eggs in the game.
Powered of the Caribbean.
Oh, man, I just lost, I saw that way too long.
So yeah, there's a, there's another little fun Easter egg, a little mermaid here.
Maybe there is some mystic stuff in these games man. No, I couldn't pick up the trident I tried
On to the next one
No, we save the ones down here for later. That's like a good little finale
We have a one that I mean, yeah, if you don't get this next one, I don't even know what to say
What was it? Well, it's a mermaid, but it could be the little mermaid. When looking it up, it says little mermaid that I've seen. So it could be little mermaid. It could be whatever. It's a mermaid, right?
Alright.
Yeah, she had a fork in her hand, yeah, yeah, so it's probably a little mermaid.
It was a tuning fork in Skeleton's Hand which now relates to a little mermaid with her losing
her voice, yeah.
It most definitely is. Can I cheat my way up here or do I have to run all the way around?
Uh...
God. Man, the Little Mermaid, like, actual story is dark, man.
As is a lot of Disney stories, aren't they?
I have no idea, not unless I'm reading the comments.
All right, my friends told me this is the most immersive game he ever played. Would you agree oh?
Yeah, it's definitely up there no doubt
Quick
All right, we should be getting there right about soon is the wall in Easter egg. No the wall is not an Easter egg
mom right track oh yeah I should be I'm I I actually okay I'm not gonna spoil
I'll say it after I'll say it after it's not the great this is not the Easter
egg I'm on my way there
I do later across it in about one and a half hour.
If you don't get this one within three seconds, then it's just a mass ban to be honest
Oh a little bit awkward I've already looted it
There's supposed to be a sword here inside this
but yeah it's a bonfire normally there's a sword here but this was one of the
Easter eggs actually found in my first playthrough I stumbled upon it randomly
so and I looted this word but yes it is a dark souls Easter egg good job good
job very nice and that caused a little tense
this was the first one you found too now there is one I haven't done very close
to this so let's go and check this one it's very close to here and I don't
believe this is a reference to anything but it's quite creepy it's quite scary
now we found two Dark Souls Easter eggs no
I'm not
no I since
broken wooden card reference to Garfield card right
the cat with the source model is the first
No, that was Puss in Boots, dude.
Alright.
I've never actually- I don't think I've ever seen this Easter egg, so I don't quite know where it is. I know it's up here.
But, uh, yeah. I think it should be quite easy to find.
Or maybe I did find this in my first playthrough. I'm not sure.
We should go back that's out of bounds. It's got to be more here
So in this game you can also hunt you can like become a hunter hunt deers and selling stuff make money that way
Yeah, I'm like kind of actual jobs, you know
should go back
Where is this let's see here. I'm guessing it's more this way
Maybe if someone in chat knows exactly where it is feel free to share
It should it might be higher up in the forest fuck
I might need to bring out my my cheat sheet here
Calm down horsey calm down it should be around here
okay it's nearby oh yeah I know that I feel
I feel like it's over here, but I don't see it.
It might be up there too, maybe.
No, it's not Bambi.
See?
You're not leaving.
It's fine.
It might be higher up.
It might be time for the cheat sheet chat.
I know it's up here somewhere, but I don't know exactly where it should be.
The bitrate forest is right.
Let me check more north past the here.
If I can.
I should go back.
Maybe it's around here.
Okay.
Cheat sheet time.
I probably shouldn't name these...
It's here. It's right here.
We are here right now, so I missed it.
I have to go back.
It's over here.
Where we were.
No, it should be on a rock if I remember correctly.
It should not be on a tree.
Let me deploy the drone.
I see it.
I see it, okay.
So this one is a bit out of bounds.
watching hentai so we can't really get a super good look at it unless we deploy
the UAV and here we can get a close-up of the Batman the creepy in it it's
It's Sif. Oh my gosh.
Could be an Angel too? So I don't know if this is a reference to anything. It's just a little creepy thing, you know?
There's quite a few of these.
Oh, it could be Simpsons?
Is that a Simpsons reference? Hmm.
Leesa the Skeptic. Oh.
it's the simpson episode where they excavate the angel ah okay cool little
neat Easter egg very tight very tight nice it could be you guys that's true
that is true let's see are we close to another Easter egg here I believe we
might be? It's kind of hard to keep tracking all of these. I'm just getting
them when they're close to me. Well, yeah, we do actually have one in the main
city of Kutemberg that I've never done, but I know about it. So we could quick
travel here.
No, that's true. It's just
They reached out because this game is on a steam sale
So they reached out for me to do a corp on advertised steam sale and I've already done my full playthrough of this game
So I was like what could I do that I haven't done and it's visit the Easter eggs
Because I think I only found two in my first playthrough
So this one I do remember where it is on the map, but I've never done it
Actual effort corporate I thought it was a cool idea. I love stuff like this
David's just having a bit fun, you know
It was the corpse for of ornifex three out of three references from Dark Souls
Yeah, spring sale. Yeah, the spring sale. Alright, we're gonna keep moving a bit.
Oh, that's cool, Simon. That's sick. I would love to zoom out of this town with this camera,
by the way. That would be cool.
Alright, um, let's go. We are going all the way there, so we'll take a left. No game
place to do that yeah I do have a confession to make the photo mode that
you're seeing is not completely vanilla it's it is it is it doesn't let you
zoom out as much in the game but you can't change it so you can zoom out
more by a little tweak and that's why I can zoom out so much but it's very easy
to do
very easy and it allows you to do some cinematic stuff you know okay anyways
pretend I didn't say that let's go
in here so I haven't done this Easter egg either there's only one more Easter egg
I've done but we're gonna get to that later let's see if someone knows this
one this might be a bit tricky
I just need to find it
Where is it?
Shad, how do you open your torch in this?
Maybe I don't have a torch.
Oh, there.
I don't know if that helps.
Where is it?
This one seemed pretty hard to find, to be fair.
Wait, did they remove it?
Oh did they? Are you sure?
Or am I getting one guide? Because I can't actually find it.
I don't know why they would remove it. I feel like it might be a one guy, but I also can't find it.
no I wanted to see this was it unironically patched they moved it
somewhere else but now I don't know if I can believe you I might need to bring
up the cheat sheet chat I feel like it was supposed to be here where I'm
standing right now. Well, we might need to move on to the next one. I can tell you what
it was though. There is a video of it. Yes, there is. There is a video. It was removed.
Yes. Yeah.
Yeah. So, it was supposed to be this.
There was supposed to be a basement here.
But unfortunately, it might have been removed.
I'm not sure.
And yummy you could guess what this is maybe I don't know if you can
As far as I know no not Redditors game designers. They're making the game
activate windows. Yeah. But it seems like they might have actually removed it. Which is
a surprise. But it's all good. We move on to the next one. They move it into the Zyna
Cup and Garf. No, say it ain't so. We move on to the next. Let's see. Which one can we
do next we got plenty more to go why do I have one marked here hmm ah we could do
this one yes let's do this one I can't fast travel from here it was apparently
moved somewhere else but you can't get to without cheating or glitches or
something. I see hope. Okay. Yeah, that's probably why then. Okay. Well, we can move on. We move
on to the next. Let's go over here. The predator handshake Easter egg. Yeah, I actually have
I've never done that quest, I think, so I could maybe do it.
Noble man, now I'll continue on my way.
Game quality, I didn't watch Pettir, yeah, but I know the handshake.
Okay, we're gonna wait until daytime because it's very dark.
I'm too over encumbered to sprints right yeah we're gonna ditch some armor I have some armor
I don't really need.
I look at all these gauntlets somewhere.
Now we're not over-encumbered anymore. There you go town go and sell it
Okay, this next one should definitely still be in though this next one is indeed a reference to something and
I am sure 99% of you will get it
We just got to move up there
no it's not safe chat hey Ella super fun that you were doing this Easter egg
hunting without any issues it's a bit sad that I haven't played all Dark Souls
games and can't immediately recognize all these Easter eggs from Dark Souls
you right thanks it no great and Zinnator oh would you like it yeah I've
never done like anything like this but I literally asked them I can do anything I
want in the game they're like yeah just promote this theme sale hi easy easy so
we're moving why do I have a flag yeah it's for this one let's see if you all
get in before this one is removed well it's not cuz I see it great let's see if
understand this one let's start what is that let's start small
I think you get it.
This is obviously Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and she died because she ate the apple.
Seven dwarf beds, seven little seats, I'll eat the apple, I can't leave now.
I actually need to sleep. Can I borrow this bed?
I ate it.
Oh, I'm tired.
Oof.
Hey, you!
Oof.
F. Oh, because I, dude, I thought I disconnected.
Oh.
Now, let's see, I, if I recall, there is one over here, maybe.
I might need to open up the little cheat sheet.
We need to go to bed first though, because Henry's getting pretty tired.
I'm too overloaded, because I'm too tired.
Yeah, we gotta, we gotta drop some stuff.
like we're gonna do too much combat right now so we're fine we just to be honest
we could just do this we can do this I probably have energy pulse but I can
just load here it's fine show us the best part of the game also known as the
drinking skill tree yeah right okay um let me see my if my memory serves me
right there is one over here somewhere but I need to look on my little cheat
cheat for this. Let's open up the cheat sheet shall we?
Yeah, that is not on this one, that one, we have that one, we have that one, yes.
Let's see this...probably not on this part...we're good.
I don't think this one is on this...hm...spoilers map.
Trying to get everyone from this map first.
Let's see this one...maybe.
Yes!
This is an easter egg right here I think.
I believe it's that one.
I do know this one. I haven't done it, but apparently I haven't even been there in the game.
Let's go.
Actually, I have.
Mala- Maleshov.
Maleshov?
I believe it's Maleshov. No, it's Bilani. Yeah, okay.
Down there. Oh, yes, I know this one. This is a good one. This is a good one.
Some of you will definitely get it. A lot of you won't.
But let's do that one. That is indeed a good one. It's over here.
I'll just travel along the water to Denmark.
Leverbeet.
I can definitely tell you it's not safe.
Thank you guns have a good day bro all right let's go with the water
we're moving up here we're chilling of course you'd say that's supposed to
surprise right low far thanks 23 man Ryan 42
staternator thanks 92 chamber thanks 20
Kudu 16 Draco Tram 41 article makes the 88
Crimson Desert will continue after this in
about an hour yes I believe we're almost
there is he going to walk on water
Jesus reference no no we're going to the fork in Australia's forest this game is
very very good visuals for the performance love to see that yeah it's
very good optimized it's what what engine is it was like no what engine is it
bad this one is it cry engine no oh I wish CB probably it is cry engine yeah
It is CryEngine.
Are any of the Easter eggs an orange cat? We've already done the cat Easter egg and it's the puss in boots.
Let's see if you know this one. I like I'll find it first. I don't even know where it is to be fair.
It is somewhere around here.
me out slash slash sorry point no as if I remember how to fight in this game how
do I pull up my weapon here
Okay, log target.
Stop!
Mutt!
Get him!
Hold him down!
All right, let's see here
So I've never actually seen this Easter egg
Should it be over this way
Probably not no there's the road no it's continuous about an hour molten
Hmm
Where could it be where could it be
No, it should be
It is around here somewhere
where? Looted? No, you actually can't loot it if I understand correctly. It's just there.
But I'm struggling to find it.
Come on, turn to DS1 after Crimson.
Maybe.
We'll see.
There's a lot of good games coming out.
Alright, it's all good.
we got time we got time I'm sure someone knows what I'm looking for feel free to give me
a little nudge in the right direction even before it was patched out because of no there's
There's no way, that'd be crazy.
It's to the right of that tree.
Oh, okay.
Nice.
The others.
I'm not seeing it.
Might need to pull out the uber cheat sheets.
Cause I'm not finding it.
And it should be around here.
It should be in this little area, like right in front of me.
Should be.
Someone said this already found it.
This is stuck on light zombie, alright.
The forest are sort of dense, it's hard to see.
Come on.
You're a dev on this game, you just patched it out ten minutes ago.
is it okay we're gonna pull out the super cheat sheets
cold
Wait, in before I have looted it.
No.
No, it's not.
Wait, am I in the wrong area?
No, no, no, no, I'm not.
I'm not in the wrong area.
What if I've looted it?
There's no way.
I don't remember looting this.
I don't remember even seeing.
I see it! Okay, I found it.
Let's see...
Let's see if...
I know at least a few you will get this one.
At least a few, alright?
Five, four, three, two, one.
much during the way the one piece love his hat I've never seen one piece
Strange straw hat.
Very cool.
Look at the weight.
36!
Wait, is it that heavy in the show too?
A little hat here.
An odd straw hat I found lying under an old tree.
I have a strange feeling about it.
It seems to carry with it the will of those who wore it before me.
36 is the amount of years you need to finish the show well yes that was a
Luffy's hat from one piece indeed now let's see do we have another Easter egg
that's semi-closed yeah there is an Easter egg down here that I've also
never done. We could go there immediately. And this one is a bit interesting because
it's actually out of bounds. But with my UAV Drone Tech, we could zoom in on it a bit.
I have a question, is this base game where you add some graphic mods? It looks hella
good no this is base game and it does run really well too it really does you
don't need most of PC it's true it's true okay we're going down here
the
runs well on twenty eighty super yeah
I don't think you don't think so one twenty one he passes sixty one
no but actually never seen a moon would stream he streams like
when I'm sleeping basically
seems fun though
Yeah, very decent hours for you. Yeah
All right, let's see if y'all can get this one
Well, we're not there yet, I know it's not safe.
Shut up.
What?
Hey, you.
What?
Wonder if I can find this to be honest maybe I got I might have gotten this wrong
Maybe
This was a lucky
It might be on the other map. The bottom right is a bit similar. Let's see here.
Yeah, I actually don't think it's here. We might need to travel to the first map.
Let me just double make sure that I haven't missed one here.
That's the first map right there. Yes. Yes
This is also the first map I believe touch of yes, it is
Yes first map
Trotsky bitch first map
We have a lot of Easter eggs on the first map here there. We have another one for the first map
I'll say we travel to the first map and
Continue from there. I'm in combat. Oh, okay. Let's do combat. I haven't done this in a while
I don't remember how to
Where is he
Yo, my armor is lit
Why do I not remember how to-
And listen!
Ah!
How do you even block? I don't remember!
Right click?
Right click.
Wait, how do you block?
Get him, mutt!
Yes!
Okay.
Yay, I got it, I got it.
I wanna do the counter.
You have to, like, left click and hold the same direction as them or opposite.
and muth stop here's ton luck in him
ice cream
is the opposite right cool yeah you click
opposite when they attack right yeah
that's how you do the master strike it's
really powerful
zoo i'm not live tomorrow no
Damn it's over 5 p.m already. Jesus Christ, every stream goes so fast.
All right, we have plenty of- is there an easter egg on the map? Those great areas look like golf courses.
No, those are uh, uh, farmer fields right here.
I could have just loaded my save file that's here.
Yeah, Master Strike is so powerful it is.
Okay, so now we're going to travel to a different area.
Do I have any food on me?
Not really, yikes.
We'll do this.
Yeah, there's a few easter eggs you can just trigger randomly.
In fact, one of my triggers now, I had an easter egg trigger here when I was setting up my
save files for this, which I had never heard before.
Where is the carriage?
Oh, no, it's behind me.
It's over there.
My Crofix is 19.
I'd rather like it.
Okay, let's see.
I'm trying to think which easter egg I should do first in this map
About 50 more minutes hamster
I'm not talking any like spoil like any spoilers or anything
All right, we got to go here so we can travel
Oh, thank you, Bankie.
Hey, are you the, uh, monster?
Coachman?
Let's see if I get this Easter egg.
I mean, we could just go back and forth until we get it.
I want to go to the Trotsky region.
You've picked quite a journey.
But if you have the coin, then I'm at your service.
Woo!
Here you are.
All right, wait a moment.
I have to load up the cart and get the horses ready.
Wait a moment.
All right, we're ready.
I might get it first try.
But if not, I have a safe hole.
We can just spend this.
Let's get going.
Let's see now if I get it.
I didn't get it!
Whatever, we can try it at the end.
Alright, let's do this.
Where do we spawn?
close where we're definitely close to some Easter eggs here we are we are
already also I have one mapped over there a little cheat sheet right here
so where's the music got to kick in I have some unfinished quests
Ah, there we go
Yeah, what up Benzo
Unfortunately, I don't believe there's any force in Easter egg.
No.
Wait, am I on the side where...
Hmm, I might be.
Let me double triple, quadruple check here.
I might be.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Right, we can go there first.
That is right over here, very close to us.
I do not remember which one this is.
It might- oh!
Oh yeah, I actually found three Easter eggs in my first playthrough.
This might be one of them.
Yeah, curlla. Same. Garf nottle. Is there a Garf Elisa Reg? Hopefully not.
Oh, yeah, I found this easter egg my first playthrough or whatever it is.
This is also one of them creepy ones that no one really gets, but here's the interesting
part.
So, you can see here there's something weird over here.
Oh you can't go here, it's out of bounds.
I can't move closer than this, but it's really creepy.
But, deploying UAV we could check it out.
Hey, you.
and
I don't know what it is, but it's weird. I remember finding this my first playthrough.
It's just weird.
Maybe some ritual.
It's from Dusk Bluff.
What?
You psycho.
Now we have another easter egg that is pretty close to this.
I believe it's over here it's me after I see you playing another permaslop
permaslop is prime dude permadeath rando is the greatest thing ever invented
invented after whipped cream and then on a pizza.
Yeah, creams and desert will continue after this in like 40ish minutes, 45.
So the Easter Egg I'm going to now, I don't quite know
which one it is. I don't remember or so many of them,
but it is around here somewhere and I think you might be out of bounds maybe
whoa I marked it here so I think it is somewhere here let me go south
I believe it might be somewhere out there.
It's out there.
I'm coming.
Maybe.
Let me see.
Hmm.
No.
Not here.
I'm trying to remember which one this is that I've marked.
Ah, could it be there?
What a view!
Could it be there?
What a view!
I actually don't know what the smoke here is.
Oh yeah, no, it's this, yeah.
Huh, should go back.
This is what I was looking for.
Am I able to see something, uh, a bit weird, huh?
This ain't a reference to anything. It's just one of them creepy ones again.
Dang you!
It's a UFO.
Weird.
that's a good one. What does it mean? No one knows. Excalm easter egg maybe. It probably
is a scaled up helmet yeah. I don't think they made a UFO like model just for that.
I like that one, the UFO easter eggs are so, always so creepy.
Let's see what did that, what did that?
Let me go back.
There should be, and I'm trying to find the,
I don't wanna spoil.
Maybe that one is here, I think it might be.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure,
cause we're kinda close to this.
So let's go here.
I think it's that one I'm thinking of.
It's about out here.
Now let- this is something...
If I remember correctly, which one this is.
You sh-
Somebody all will definitely get it.
He'll definitely get it.
I mean, get it. I mean, yeah.
It's definitely a reference or like a homage and no, it's not safe
Well, if I remember these right correctly, oh yeah, it definitely looks like it's that
one.
looks like it's that one. What is this a reference to? I'll give you a better view
see if anyone knows who or what this could be.
Baba Yaga.
Yep.
That is true.
It's Baba Yaga.
Yomuik.
It's the walking house from old-school RuneScape.
Mmm, yeah.
True.
Can I go there?
No, it's out of bounds.
But we can see a little bit that it's up in a tree.
Very cozy.
I like it.
No, it's up in a tree.
No chicken feet.
It doesn't seem safe, I mean, it's Baba Yaga.
Interesting.
Baba Yaga is one of my favorite folktales.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's go.
Alright, we're basically doing a little round around on the map now.
I think the next one is over here.
I'm fairly certain most of y'all will get this one.
Heh heh heh.
Ah, rain.
Oh, the chicken legs are disguised as trees in the story?
Oh, they are?
I should go back.
Yo, Thorinig, thanks for the 68, thank you.
I should go back remember Bobby I kissed Hellboy I've never seen Hellboy or
wherever that's from
whoa is Hellboy a must-see
It's on wild born.
I haven't seen much like superhero stuff or whatever.
I'm tired because I was up late watching hentai.
See if they've said anything.
No, no, we're good, cool, nice.
I've seen all godfathers, I've seen all rambos, I've seen Scarface.
I've never seen an Avenger movie.
Oh shoot, where am I- wait!
We have another shot at this easter egg now.
Of taking the, uh, this.
Good day, sir. Good day. I want to go to the trust. Let's see if we can get this Easter egg
You picked quite a journey, but if you have the coin
Here you are. All right. All right. We're ready. Let's get going
I've only seen like like yeah, no, I haven't seen any Avenger
Spider-man one two and three
I bet you they bill.
Why man?
Why couldn't you have done it?
Anyways, we'll get it. We'll get him next time. Yeah, I was pretty close to here, so let's
just quick travel with this.
Uh, continue.
Cops, I think there's 7th orinic, 68th wingtip, thanks for the 106th.
Uh, yep, I will be, I'll be hopping on crimson after this, just advertising the kingdom come
being on this theme sale event, you know?
game for a banger prize, baby. This is where we're going.
Game calling now for holding left shift.
Goskiv x38.
Now this one!
I'm fairly certain most of y'all have, uh, we'll understand this one.
I also happen to randomly find this on my first playthrough.
So, here we go.
3, 2, 1.
Listen, Sif might be close enough. Maybe. This is obviously a reference to Let Me
Sula her in Elden Ring. You even got the Scarlet Blossoms here, you know?
that is what this is a reference to very cool yeah it's love from soft here
well we got the bonfire we got that
now then we should maybe move up here they're a bit spread out in this there's
one over here I know
Can you pick up the swords?
I know you can't.
You can't, never mind, but it's hunting swords.
Not that great.
You can though, you can.
Yeah, not that great.
Alright, moving on to the next.
the pot. I can't.
really based in the anime, Pete.
I'm getting a nex!
I was reading a book in this game called The Maiden's War, but I don't know if this is
an Easter egg or but and it said that Peer stored in the balls.
I'm sure it did buddy. I am sure it did
Let's move on to the next one. Shall we now? Where are we? We are here and
We are going for
Well
Wee wee wee wee
I'm going through my screenshots real quick
Because there happens to be one yeah, I figured it was this one that was it's up here
I'm trying to remember which one is this
We'll go from here. It's this close to starting it. Oh
Oh wait, I know this one, yeah.
This is...
You could definitely see this as a reference.
Most of y'all will most definitely say the name of it, I think, or some of y'all.
Oh my god, this guy's aggressive.
Why?
It should be up here.
No, not safe.
Oh, do the balls go in the condom, too?
No.
Whatever you prefer, man.
I have no modes on except photo mode.
Photo mode is in the game, but normally you
can't zoom out so much as I can right now.
I
For this dude there, yeah
I guess it could red hot yeah, I mean there's a tons of Easter egg
I'm not gonna do like all of it here or whatever
I'm not
besides I don't even know all these rigs and probably not all of them have been
found anyways
oh you were trying to get the XCOM to mud list oh yeah I didn't have it I had
mainly twitch integration and like what was it better icons or something
saving for next corp out no there's just a lot of them there's a tons of
easter egg I've no plans for fatal frame remake no
you're anonymous aren't you being here hmm we're coming up closer to this one if
If I can find it, I will find it, obviously.
I just don't know exactly where it is.
I know it's somewhere here.
It is somewhere here, close to me.
But we do have to go and find it.
Oh.
Oh, okay, I got him wrong.
This is that Easter egg.
Okay.
This is also one of them creepier ones, you know, one of them creepier, but don't be disappointed.
It's not just this.
We continue down into the valley and we see some red mushrooms, a dead guy, freestrong
lullaby potion easy dead guy maybe he died from the mushrooms I don't know we
check the water there's a guy eaten by a crocodile run yeah there's a crocodile
here it's not alive don't worry
I don't know if it's a reference to anything, but it's here. It's here
What kid are you a be it I want to get a closer
This game is great and everyone should buy it because it yes true
True thank you, thank you
you. This Croco is a reference to Legend of Curandia 2? Hmm, what is that? I was thinking
maybe this is like a Terminator thing, but it doesn't do the, it doesn't do the, do
the thumbs up you know but yeah
Crocodile in the Kingdom come universe
yep next is there at the croc as I'm
preparing the next one
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
That one we've done?
Hmm.
This one is right next to Truskovich.
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah.
I know this one.
This is cozy.
I love it.
I think it's this one.
This one is very cozy.
Preferably we want it to be nighttime here
Is there a Witcher 3 easter egg?
Let's see we are moving I believe up here. I think so
So let's put away points
I think it's up there. It's better to do it at night time. Number seven.
No, we have no crook of the loss here.
Oh yeah, there's a horse called Roach. Yeah, this is what I knew, right?
True, true.
Now, let's see if I- I have actually never seen this one either.
So I don't know exactly where it is, but we should be very close to it.
And during night time, it should be quite easy to see it.
I'm sure you're getting this reference right
Hobbit house! Yes! Yes! Mucher up! Heal! It's a Hobbit house, man. A cozy little Hobbit house.
house. Hobhits, yeah, Hobhits house. Hold up. There was nothing behind it. They don't
spoiler surprising there was one or maybe
there was who knows that was cool that was
cool dumb ducks so yeah cozy little
hobbit house the lights are on during
nighttime very nice very nice very cozy
all right next we got plenty more to go
So, that one was done, that one was done, that one was done.
No, not that one.
Not that one.
Well, there should be a few more to go.
I mean, there's tons in the game, but I've only gotten so many.
Did I never mark?
Yeah, here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now I know.
over to the west. It is over. It's over here. Yes, it's right
here. There it is. Let's go. We move over. Oh, we could go
here. Oh, I remember this inn. Spent a lot of time there, if it's that one.
You could drive now, but I don't want to spoil the surprise if there is something,
as I'm not sure maybe the dentist will want me to
spoil all the secrets, Easter eggs, with my UAV camera.
No, Crimson Desert continues after this in about 20-ish minutes, 25.
I have like maybe three more or something there's some I saw but I never
knew the map location for them but I can probably check the sheet sheet you
know also we should make a daytime we don't need it to be night time right
now. Is that fireflies? Cool.
Maybe because I get the question every five minutes,
that's for Jen. This area is creepy.
This easter egg is kind of creepy, too.
Am I here?
No.
Not even close.
I'll run through the dark forest.
Top 10 easter eggs in Kingdom come 2.
Was there a Castlevania reference yet?
I mean you could say there is one in the game.
It's not on my list but I think I felt.
Did I?
You could say they're kinda as one in the game, I suppose.
I think you Matrix!
That's very nice of you. Thank you.
Let's make a daytime.
Nice.
No hunger, no tiredness.
Is there a spongebob reference?
Not that I know of.
Wait, am I here?
No, no, no.
No, no, no, don't wait.
Right, so this one is here somewhere.
I've never found it, but I happen to know it's inside a bush, so...
I already found it!
I did.
This is not a reference to anything.
Or it could be.
see they live. I haven't seen they live by the way, hers is a good movie. Isn't that
John Carpenter? I don't remember. I see it as aliens. It's too Ellis. I see it as like
Aliens, I mean
They look a bit weird, you know like not really human doesn't look like human skeletons
Well be the most immersive RPG you've ever played that will be a kingdom come deliverance to now on steam sail
It wasn't South America I just showed up to fake all the two fake alien mummies, right?
No, this game is definitely up there though, but most immersive shoot
Maybe like gothic
Yeah, yeah, maybe gothic actually is the first thing that comes to mind
Nice, yeah. That was this one.
Uh, could be mummies. I don't think it's mummies. I think it's aliens.
Maybe I reference to that video you just said. Yeah, I remember this video. I remember it.
Very creepy. Very creepy. Very creepy.
Let's see here. My screenshots might be running dry.
No, there's I definitely should have more or maybe I forgot to add them
Let's see not there
Done done done. Oh, yeah, there is one I would love to do. I don't remember if it's in this game or the first game. Oh
Wait, no, there is one way haven't done this I'm not sure you could
to classify this as an easter egg but there's nothing like it anywhere else in
the game that I know of it's over here
Girok is down oh no people have to Google now
Shouts reference to this hoax in Mexico yeah I remember that's the one I was
thinking of yeah yeah do what up I was massive then you see a poor bloke on
the road surrounded by wolves they're closing in I'll help you you know what
I'll help you screw it
I got you buddy
You're welcome.
So you can be a menace in this game if you want to be.
I'm hiding the body role playing.
Now it looks like he tried to cross the little water area and then he slipped and he hit
his head and he died. He should have been more grateful, yeah. Tell them to add unarmed
mastery strike. Oh, is there none? Is there only sword? Slipped and fell on an arrow.
right right I don't know where these
rays are I did some research prior to
stream I did
Are we there?
Uh, wow, that was further than I thought.
Go!
Oh, Unarmed Mastery Strike is in the game, but not for the player.
People modded in to use them.
I wonder why people...
I wonder why they haven't added that.
Hey you spurser thinks 81. Thank you
Onk finally stopped sloth maxing I'm sloth maxing rapper this
We're almost done with the Easter eggs that I'd prepped
The name of this horse I
Should don't remember how you check it. I mean this is my horse
Peaceic Lad is his name.
Yes excessive yeah I was on my wishlist.
mean no time for like an executioner or whatever oh my oh my fish next thanks
physics yeah and I don't know I'm gonna keep playing it yeah it will it's great
did I find Henry's horse no I didn't yeah I'm cd-ing after this I think I might
of rode right into it but I don't this is not really an easter egg or it could be
but there's a gym here and you get the strength of the night here so that's
kind of nice as far as I know the gym doesn't exist anywhere else in the
entire game so it's kind of cool you know it's kind of cool
I'll aboard the gun train would have been cool if you could lay down and do some benching
see eating the apple got the water bucket got the pull-up station could be from Flintstones
ah yeah true true yeah no vacation for an executioner right yeah Johnny
French press is fairly recent invention, like from 1900s, is it?
We put a lot of effort into this game, yeah, it's banger.
So, with the screenshots I have prepared of where the Easter eggs were, I think this might have been the last one.
But, there is another one that I think I forgot to document that I thought this would be really fun.
I'm just seeing so I don't miss it anywhere.
I don't think I did.
Wait, oh, no, I did I think I might have documented it. I think I found it
Yeah, it's in boho vits. It's not on this part of the map. So we're gonna do this we're gonna load here
At least I don't think I did this one
Travel- yeah, we also have a traveling easter egg, but that one is completely random if you get it or not
Hey, you I'm looking for a cool and fun open arpeggio in a medieval sitting can tell me about one preferably 16 times the detail
Right, right
Oh, I actually have marked it on the map on the save file.
I have not finished Crimson Desert, it will continue in about 15 minutes.
Something like that.
Wait, what is this?
Oh, that's Kobler.
I had a little ad for Kingdom Come today.
Normally, I do them at the end of the stream, but I've been so damn hooked on Crimson Desert
and going so late that I wanted to start it with his Easter egg hunt instead.
No, a beard shot. My Crimson Desert ad was for the first day. No, yeah, first day on release, yeah.
I'm on day five of Crimson Desert.
Wait, is this far away? I should probably summon the horse.
it's not that far we can run there it is Russian
hey you stye styevo it's okay stye sock thanks to the 22 man thank you kids
snakes and boring thank you guys appreciate it
probably not fella day this actually took a bit longer than I thought it
wood. The reason I'm not playing Crimson Desert at the moment is because I got an
ad for Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 because it's on Steam Sale and they
wanted me to advertise that this game is now on Steam Sale.
Let's see, I don't think we did this one and if it's the one I was looking for I
I think all of y'all will know this one maybe well unless you live under a rock
maybe or something or you're like mega-zoomer
I don't even know it's gotta be that one right it has to be
wait no okay it was this was a snow white okay that means I think I did it all
the ones I had documented my bad my apologies let's see if I can find the
one I wanted to show as a finale let's see we could chill here with snow whites
No. I can't leave now. Let's see here.
Yeah, I think that one might actually be in the first game.
The apple grew back.
I did, yeah. Well, actually I reloaded, so.
Think that one might actually be in the first game. I like that one
I'm trying to see
Man, I love when they have the Easter egg there and they never bring up the map to show where it is
Hold.
Why do they never show where it is, man?
Maybe this one.
Wait, can you get this?
Dwarf hats, no.
Oh, great.
my my my my my my my my my there we go
but I finished a car travel one I didn't I wanted to do that one right in the end
yeah I think the one I'm thinking of is actually in the first game
aye aye aye the one I wanted to show was actually in the first game you can find
Wolverine's claw. Which is cool. Let's see here. Well, I do the... do learn Easter egg.
That's part of a questline, I think, and I don't know which one. But we have one more Easter egg,
which is completely random to get.
Let's see here. I need to make a safe follow over here.
I've been there singing and loving it obviously there is more easter eggs in the game there
is something really interesting and this this was actually noticed by a viewer of mine in
my first playthrough this game in an early in one of in some cutscenes in this game there
There is sometimes random small dinosaurs.
I think, does anyone have the clip of my first playthrough of this game in that cutscene
in the beginning of the game?
Yeah, I think they removed them though.
I think they patched it out.
Alright, let's see if we can get this one.
Oh, they got rid of them?
Ah, damn it.
I want to go to the Trusky you've picked quiteage, but if you have the call
Here you are. All right. Wait. All right. We're ready. We can go see if I can get this one
Let's get going. There is another restrict who I just thought of
Let's see if I get this one first though
God damn it, alright, we gotta go again. Then I forget to make a save, I think I did.
We gotta get this one. But it's completely random.
Wait, there's something hiding in the moat near Sokodal Castle in a pipe? Wait, what?
Okay, that sounds cool.
Yeah, I have a lot of saves.
I should probably remove some of them.
That's why it takes a while to load in.
Wait, in Sokdol?
Sushdol?
How do you say Sushdol?
Oh, that's right here.
Wait, let me do this then.
I didn't know about this one.
in a pipe
Like right outside the castle like out here, I guess
After a siege there's an uncovered pie. Oh, I mean this is pretty endgame so
It's too deep. It's too deep.
In a corner. Hmm.
It doesn't let me walk here. Hmm. Sussy wussy.
A pipe in a corner.
I cannot swim.
We don't need to swim here Henry, you're good.
This clip.
Oh yeah, it might be this one, let me see.
So this is also an easter egg but it's probably patched out.
Um, what the hell did I just click?
Let's see if you see it.
Did you see it?
There.
It's so weird.
It was so weird.
Someone noticed this right after this cut and sent me a clip and we were like, what the
hell is that but they they they showed up in a few cutscenes in the game and
then you can actually find a like a sewer or like a mine where you could find a
bunch of them where they were swimming but I think it got patched out
kind of funny I want to find this pipe you're talking about I never heard of
this
Wait, if you no-clip the cutscene when they stalk the women, there's a camera team behind them.
What the...
That's awesome.
Oh wait, the Dylan thing is in Bilini? Do you know the name of that?
By the name of that quest?
camera TV strings
Hello, I don't see this pipe though
In a corner you said oh
Wait, they didn't patch out the dinos. They're in one mine in Kuttenberg region. Oh, okay, so they're not I
Got one equals guy
I don't see a pipe anywhere.
No pipe.
You may be online.
Uh, wait, um, they- they-
That's awesome!
That's so sick!
That's awesome!
That's so sick!
Why?
The boom mic guy, that is so funny.
Other edge of the moat?
Wait, like on this edge, you mean?
Oh.
Oh, I see a pipe!
Okay.
That's a good one.
I
Here's Johnny's trig. Oh, I don't know if I know about that one
Yeah, this game should have probably won't mess RPG pipe I
Guess you have to look in the other side
Bloody deep wait, this is creepy. What the hell?
Wait, it's like a mini croc or something
Oh
Yep croc a
Pull up a to the raid
Appreciate it. I'll get a good strum. Thank you. Yeah, we've been doing some Easter eggs here
But we got just about done with it just about wait, what was the pull of playing?
I remember seeing her title before I started how it was playing
No, I saw it. Oh
Yeah, nice of the other public. Yeah, what a banger though. I never played it. I saw my brother play when I was a kid
Yeah, I had a little ad with Kingdom come deliverance too because it's on Steam
sale. It just ended right now though.
Mmm, oh that's so nice, Alex. So nice. So nice.
Play Couture? Yeah, probably should.
Here's the predator handshake. Yeah, we can watch a video of it.
Trace.
Saw Carter's wallet with pieces of this fucking thing, something as a lock.
Fear not!
You fell and stick your sweet time?
There you are.
You are a grateful son of a bitch.
Okay, we could do the the raptor cave if it's still in the game we could do the raptor cave
Let's see here. Let me look it up because I've never done it
Any map of it and not just people talking about it
Let me guess oh, he's actually showing it on the map. Oh my god like and subscribe
I will do.
So where is this?
It's Old Kutna.
Is Old Kutna the other?
I think it might be the other map.
No, here.
It's here.
This will be a good finale.
This will be a great finale.
I think it's over here, in this house, hell vette, I pressed upon button.
Where was I?
Old Kutna.
I think it's here.
This will be the final one we're doing chat before we're crimsoning.
My corp is actually over but this is a good finale to end this segment.
Oh, continue.
Anyone who checked out the game through the link, thank you guys. Appreciate it. Thank you, Apollo, for rating also, of course.
I do believe you could play this with your Intel GPU, yeah.
Let's go.
Um, yeah, it's underground, but I think you climbed down to it from here.
Quick!
I could be wrong, though.
No, I think this might be correct.
Hmm...
Oh, it might be like outside this building, actually.
like it this should be like a place you can climb down wait ladder inside oh
there was I just miss it am I blind am I blind no ladder in here oh here yes this
This is it, this is the one.
This will be the grand finale right here.
Well unless it's patched of course.
Oh shoot, where do you go?
Well, not that way.
Oh, there's many ways to go here.
Spaghetti or noodles spaghetti. I found it!
There they are! Yay! Even a guy died here, wow.
UAV online.
Well, dinosaurs, that was it.
Might be a Lost World reference, not sure.
Or just because dinosaurs are cool, you know.
Oh yeah, the airplane in the cutscene, yes, true.
Can you zoom on the guy's face?
What do you mean, Henry?
He doesn't look too amused.
No, I'm hopping on Crimson Desert right now, actually.
I had a little kingdom come to, Corpa.
Again, chat, thank you sincerely if you click the banner of the Lincoln Chat.
Lincoln Chat, if you think this game seems interesting.
But, you should play the first game first, to be honest.
The first game is a banger, second game is also a banger.
Can't go wrong.
Ah, alright.
That was cool, that was fun. I never did really done that Corpa like that before.
Oh, shoot.
I'll try one more time with this one more one final time
What dead guys face what about it I
Was showing Henry's face nice
Oh wrong way
Wait, was there a reference in the dead guy's face?
Was there?
It was Sith. No, it's probably one guy. It was a one guy. Right? It was a one guy.
Yeah we did the one piece of easter egg again.
Oh yeah, check and check the reference themselves.
It's a Meshmark KCD2, get it all through the cell, yeah.
One more attempt at getting this easter egg, it's completely random if you get it.
Here you are.
It will be a great.
We're ready, we can go.
Let's get going.
Let's see. I'm doing overtime here.
I
I got it off stream and I got it off stream.
And I had no idea it even existed when I was setting up the save file.
I did get it off stream.
I did.
Is it a one time thing?
Nah, no way.
Is it?
Yeah, we could watch a clip of it.
No, the same file I used, this should be the one that I used for it.
It should be this one.
Like, that got the Easter egg before, like, when I traveled here.
One last attempt.
I don't get it now. We can YouTube it.
Wait, now I'm curious about the body and the dinosaur thing. I could just fly there with camera.
Check it.
It is real.
I didn't get it. I did not get it. I did not get a chat. There's nothing we can do about
it. Wait, no way the body there is Pieter Stormade. There's no way. Are you trolling?
Okay, I'm gonna go back there, but I'm gonna fly back
There's no way you guys are trolling, dude.
trolling and I was like I'm not trolling
I'm boxy you see
okay let's go
okay we can ride there is very close we can use night talk to yeah I think I
have some okay now I have to see if that's true if that's peta story my
that is hilarious because then it is a clear off like it's a clean Jurassic
Park reference as he dies he actually dies to those small ones in the second
movie right? Spoilers, sorry.
He's like a small character, you know?
No, it's not. Why did I fall for that? I mean, yeah, it's kind of cool. He's got scratch marks on his face though
So that's kind of cool, I guess. Oh my way, it's kind of gory here
If this was pit this door might have that would have been so funny, okay, I'm done
I'm done, Zo, Chad. I'm done, Zo.
Done, Zo.
Very Polk, very cool.
Thank you, Deep Silver, again. Appreciate you.
That was, that was really cool, actually. I've never done anything like that.
Thank you.
Why Fluffy Slipper? Thanks, 14!
Thank you.
Bada bing, bada boom.
I legit just gotta show me all these strings again.
No.
Um, no.
What is this, Zyph?
I love running the zombie gets to grab me multiple times in a row now I'm probably going to get
the fucking now it's not a good time yep this game is fucking dog shits yep that was not a good
time for that yep yep yep alright well good run re3 this this back fuck this
fucking game dude oh buddy boy the fast travel Easter egg oh yeah sure um
that's literally it that is literally it it is now I can dive back into the
desert again let's go but it's completely random if you have an embassy
there that says it but I legit got it off stream as I was setting up the save
file I'm like what I didn't know I didn't know about this I had no idea
fnax thanks to the 14 brah why fluffy slip I think 14 double 14 everything's
14 whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa did I beat the third mega boss last night no I'm
looking for fire us to do it yeah I've seen meet so much movie yeah me it's
kind of meh. That was kind of slow.
One chapter five.
I have not done the factory now.
I don't have it.
This clip from my kingdom from play through.
Okay, yeah, fine.
Why not chat when the last of us by mental very
Yeah, that was if you pull up a torch there, right you are you
I'm in chapter 5 in this game. I didn't do any main story yesterday. I got so insanely
slide tracked, it was crazy. Yeah, I'm working on the abyss puzzles, I am.
I'm gonna beat the fireball so no I need fire resistance for it I'll do I'm in chapter
number five. Oh, the best gore movie I've seen, maybe like out on a Rambo five or something.
Nah that's probably worse.
Rambo 5 is hilarious.
He just does like a Mortal Kombat fatality unlike every bad guy.
So, where were we? Yeah, so obviously this. Right, yes. Where are you? Where's my snake?
Here. So the snake that we found to get the Assyrian sword, I've defeated two out of the
three ancients to get this, but I can't kill this guy because I need some fire rest. I
fire us and I found a cave with plus three fire s I need more though I need
more than that I do
oh what's over there rhinos water for plus two it's not good enough it ain't
good enough that's not good enough so I mean we could I mean I'm sure this is
where the boss is by the way it's miserable to do without fire us it's
possible but miserable
Yeah, I mean I could try to find some caves.
Wow, I've explored so much here.
Oh no, wait, wait that's great!
Yeah!
Can I then see caves?
Have I done this one?
Oh, it's a gold mine.
I know.
No.
Not the gold mine.
Hey, you.
Oh.
Yeah, I gotta turn into witch quest too.
So we gotta do one thing at a time.
Number one priority is to find Fire Ress, because if we find Fire Ress, then we're good.
Then we can do this boss fight and finally finish off that snake quest line, which would
be crazy cool.
So crazy cool, bro.
There's some mysterious energy here, could be something, maybe.
Let's test it.
So, I'm ready to go.
And these are, have I tried to skill-diffing the boss?
Yeah, I have.
Sad Homebody.
Big sub, man.
Do unique bows exist in this game?
I don't actually, I'm sure unique bows do exist, but I'm not sure.
Oh, the blips!
Yay.
blips there's a question mark over here I don't know what it is though all I know
is it's a question mark
why is there a question mark here I know it's over there I'm dense is it on
that little island there? Aha! And there! Alright, sure. I'll just fly there. Okay,
that's a bad idea. Bad idea. I'm not gonna make that. I am not gonna make that, and
then I'll die. I'll try on arm combat a little bit. I'm working on finishing the
surfing quest line. That's like my number one goal right now. I should probably finish
up camp too. Try my boots they only work in shallow water. But I could test it. There
they are. Vapor walker. Yeah I know this is not shallow water. I actually have never
try them. I can't find it. Nice, that's free skill point. I'll take that. Thanks. And there's
something that might be a waypoint over there yeah come on oh yeah I gotta use
more and more I do
wait what no one of these huh
some any shield I guess
I had the wrong boots on, there we go.
Yep, crook-raw.
HIT THE DAMN GIANT!
Yeah those are waypoints here.
The gloves we got from yesterday are like explosions. I think in order to do it you need to learn
fire first though.
I believe so.
And I haven't learned fire. I've only learned frost
Frost
What
No
Yes
Okay, let's see
Volcanic eruption. Yeah, it says in boo fire. You have to in boo fire with it and I don't have that
I only have imbu- imbu- imbufrost
imbu- imbu- oh wait he dropped a core or something. Oh, yeah, look at that. Nice. Yoinkies
Ah damn it. There's something over there too
Wait, that's right by the... quick waypoints.
I'm not sure I can after I beat them, Jealous.
What do you mean, the fire guy?
In view...
way, way, way, way, way, way, way.
There it is.
The guy I've been.
So you mean the one in the tower?
The other?
He's right next to the snake!
Like on the island, right next to the snake.
Do win streak? Three win duo streak. What? Is that a duo lingo reference?
Hey, where you know sad nothing six six
Yay, I know it's a Pokemon a game but duo wins. Oh, yeah, I mean, it's probably not a dueling though
Probably not
Do I have any caves unlocked any other caves whatsoever that could have some gear
Echo's waving cave. I don't think I've... I don't think I've... Yeah, no.
This is a cave! It is! Yeah! I don't think we did that. Let's go there.
Yeah, I explore there early.
There's a dual lingo anime.
What?
3, 2, 1!
Ah, it's behind here.
I'm on chapter 5, I haven't done any main quest last stream, not a single one, but we've
done some insane progress.
We almost have that snake quest line done.
I just need to kill the last guy, but to do it I need fire assistance.
I'm trying to get some fire assistance.
I have a cape, that's plus 3.
Oh shoot, it might be above.
Oh, it's probably above, I think.
Water gives you plus two, but it's not good enough.
I think.
I don't think I've tried with water.
Water might be enough to be fair.
Here it is.
Never done this cave, yep.
This is...
Sunset Reed leather armor.
Oh, it's the Reed stuff.
Lightning rest.
Stamina region plus two is cool.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, I'm working on beating the ancient boss.
I just, I simply need more fire ass and then I can beat him and finish that snake quest
line up.
copper pouch a lot of these she is open heavy heavies plus 74 Nintendo 60 I
just discarded it
He's sick, yeah, man.
Give me.
Frozen river and head and numb?
Haven't I been there?
Head and numb?
yeah here's her nand and the frozen river wasn't that here I've done these
caves those caves are done so unless there's another cave maybe there is one
higher ever frost oh yeah there's another now this is deep fog base in but
I mean I guess we could check it we could check it just want some fire rest
bruv some fire as so we can win oh yeah I'm here right right let's go to that
River. I never explored north here anyways.
Zoom!
Okay, don't die to this, please.
what is this ice more castle have I been here yeah did you get did you so did you
yet to grill your uncooked food with your blue lighting source dance yeah I've
tried it yeah yeah yeah show the landscape yeah what's up we got to finish
that tower we were doing too. That's how we got our first element.
Is the controller fixed? I think you can remap your buttons, I believe. I haven't rebounded
anything.
I
Wow
Yeah, I believe those like towers is what you do
to unlock spell casting or whatever
but I killed the last ancient no that's what I'm working on
I need fire res to do it
no cave there
fire res
no cave behind there
Hey, you!
Go that face of a ten, man!
No, it doesn't look like a cave there. They're marked by these, like, stone pillars.
I don't know, there's no cave. If there's a cave out of waterfall, it's marked by these, like, stone pillars.
At least it's been like that on every cave I've seen behind one.
Do I have legendary gloves?
I mean, I'm using the pretty much the whole set of the Fallen Kingdom except the boots
because I haven't found the boots.
But yeah, it's the gloves though.
It's good.
It's right.
Oh, it has to be here, right?
No?
It's not.
Huh.
Well, I guess we move up.
Yeah, I checked the merchants in the desert area, none of them sold fire resistance, only
like lightning and ice.
So that was a dead end.
The best helmet I've found so far is a damn crafted Easter bunny.
Tight.
I'm in the ice area right now, checking every waterfall.
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom.
Joompi.
It just keeps going.
Also, we saw that tower.
We got to finish that long ass tower we started yesterday.
Oh, there's a big waterfall
I've seen rain. Yeah, it looks really good in this
Yeah, refraining I could smash my head against the boss until I beat him, but I said fucking I'm in no rush
Chicken waterfalls for caves
rain makes the bit rate a bit dang to dust
yeah Gwimbley makes 32
oh we got Bissmuff here
no cave here either
ah cock cock cock
you can just leave bosses here just give up
of
I'll see that as anything
no it's not it
no entrance there
All that health region I have surely is something.
Yeah I know about a spirit away.
No I'm looking for fire risks right now.
Supposedly there's like a cloak or something.
I'm checking waterfalls for treasure.
Yep, cloak.
Nothing here.
I got to do that tower, it might be for like a spellcaster, whatever.
This region is humongous.
This little game is so humongous.
Jumper.
The
lighting in dark places weird sometimes?
Yeah.
Turning off your torch kind of helps though.
Oddly enough
I'm drowning ah
He'll fit
that be a cave
now
it is not
know. What have I seen here? Nothing? Nope. Nothing. Cannot enter this region. Oh, the
But yeah, if he's gonna kill me or something.
Okay, so that's like the edge right there.
And here.
Okay.
Hmm.
Yeah, what?
yeah whale will come out of there as well I got like PTSD from that was
creepy
of
I'm moving towards the tower that's good no it's not two one two I have a
fire risk cape but I need more it's only cross three that's not good enough
Is that a chest? Okay. In before a gold bar. Wow, epic. Should have been a gold bar.
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna see if I can climb the high up here surely there must be something
Yeah, huh?
Crimson Desert!
You can see all the towers here kinda.
Are the ones that are lit ones I've done?
Or is that just the way they look?
There's no way I've done that tower, right?
It's right in front of me.
Yeah, I know.
There's...unless...is it this one?
If it's the Spire of Ringing Truth, this is where I did the boss fight, and it probably
is that one I think it is that one it's next to the forest yeah I can go higher
okay I'll probably calm this gonna stop me over here
Oh, it's quite fine.
Twitch bit- I'm longing for the day Twitch allows us to have more bitrate like 10,000 bitrate
for 1080p60 or more. Imagine, dude.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
That's about 50k yeah, insane
What solid is it that bad?
I believe this is out of bounds
Is this a hostile town or a friendly town?
Wait, what is this?
Something here.
Oh no, it's just a light.
I thought it was some weird loot.
Oh my lord, I don't know if I die there.
Oh, this is bandits? Alright.
Hello?
Yep.
I want- I one shot these guys. Jesus.
side track no just killing I mean it's fast as hell look they just die in one
charge
shut up
Fuckin' help!
What?
It's so dark!
Come here!
There's a grindstone here.
tying him up is my whole stage
yeah you're not
i don't buy it brother
I'll let you go if you survive this.
Hi-oh.
Yaya.
Whatever.
Oh, grindstone.
Yeah, reinforce.
Easy.
Easy reinforce.
I'm not using any DLSS now. I'm on ultra setting no DLSS
Ultra can I wait here now for daytime?
That will be the first time in the game's history that I can actually wait and I can't I never can it must be glitched
It has to be right question mark bright green die
I use it I guess you use Dyson yeah is it because of main quests really do you miss
points or something into elements? Yeah you need to unlock them first though.
Elements.
Yeah, I I haven't been able to rest not like a single time in these 40 hours
but it has to be glitched
No I'm working on beating the ancients guy I just I need to find this fire res
I'm trying to reloading a save.
Ah, I just got- Ah, Jesus, that was rough.
I got impaled unless you somehow skip the sleep tutorial maybe I did I mean I might
have oh you have the same issue we switch to the other character and can rest
without one and then you switch to cliff and it worked okay all right
Yeah, it's turning daytime soon-ish soon-ish
No, I'm not using anything. No the law, no the list.
I've heard Project Hail Mary's good cavus.
Ooh, waypoint!
Nice!
Let's go!
Deep fried basin.
Um...
Wait, have I done this cave?
Nightstorm cave?
I haven't!
Have I?
No!
I don't think I've gone to this one I'm pretty sure I haven't
let's go there to close some nice gear there to check this first this is very
Very clue-sa. Very clue-sa indeed.
I'm not even sure it's worth using the horse here.
Yeah, um, probably not.
You can TP to those. Yep, you can.
I don't blame you for not knowing. I didn't know either until chat told me.
Ah, Kitsamas, can you... wait, what, oh.
Isn't it the Watchtower, oh, the one I was at here?
Oh, what?
Okay.
I'll check this cave first, I don't think I've been gotten this one and it's pretty
close. Oh dog alarm. I do this cave and then I let the dog out, promise. Don't you dare
fucking snitch to me car right
there's a very important treasure cave down here
yeah you see this one is marked by a pile of rocks so you know there's a cave
here. Yeah. Oh, I got the boots of the kingdom! Yes! I got the whole set now! I got leather
cloak of the fallen kingdom, I got leather armor of the fallen kingdom, leather helmet
of the fallen kingdom, and plate gloves of the fallen kingdom, and plate boots of the
fall in kingdom nice wait there's okay you get a climb speed multiplier that's
cool and more stamina region okay that's pretty alright yeah pretty cool I
don't know if he has a weapon but this weapon's really good the survivor
solitude as a solid-ass weapon run
Did I beat the last of the serpent quest may just know I'm working on it. I'm looking for fire as
No, I have his shield his shield is amazing. It's so good
Yeah, there is no set bonus in this game that I know of
You can Prince yeah, you can we know about it
You can
Somewhere here
Apparently there's a cloak with like seven fire wrists
And that's what I'm looking for. Oh
Yeah, don't I listen I didn't forget
chat stand here look into the distant lights
and listen to this
i'm in chapter five
press c
that's fun
I left G-hawker.
We are so bad.
Hello will be a gnome major in World of Warcraft.
I was a gnome warlock.
I wanted to be warlock as it was like edgier.
I was a gnome warlock called Tallillia.
Have I tried fishing?
Um, yeah, I tried but I never got any fish.
Get close to this watch tower, supposedly.
I'll climb back up there.
I can't wait to see what happens when you get back
to the serpent after doing this.
I'm so excited.
I started this game.
How do I know when I'm through the starting
to get sidetracked?
I run chapter three.
Is it good?
That's when I started doing it.
It was good.
I was like you know him to fit my size no first of all I kept asking the Westfall chat
what I should play because I had like I never knew which class to play or like what race
Um, and they kept saying just pick GNOME because it's the coolest race and I'm like
oh okay I'll do that. So they're not playing GNOME but then I was so happy I
did because these scummy ass undead rogues would keep ganking people in
West Fall and shit. But you know what GNOME's can do that other classes can't
do in World of Warcraft at least back then? They can hide inside open fire
places because they're short enough so they can run in and hide inside open
fireplaces and other classes can't get in there because their gnomes are just
short enough to do it and that was awesome so every time I get gang I just
run into the house into the fireplace I just sit there and they would never
find me
Yeah, this fireplace brings me back, you know, you know.
What am I looking for here?
Um, did it take us to a place where I'm in the same time too?
I don't remember. I was definitely playing World of Warcraft, I think during the KitKat story, like the same years
Hmm, there's a blue down there
I hope you feel called out Toboggan.
Damn undead rogues and I was gonna warlock and I was I was playing a warlock and warlock
was so dependent on being able to fear their opponents and then you fight a fucking undead
road that just pops uh oh shit they have like the undead talent that just
removes fear and makes them immune and then they just kill you
oh it was so ass yeah will of the forsaken
yeah i was looking for some ruins but actually i am finding ruins right now
or is that a mountain i can't even tell
That's a mountain. I mean I have that but that's a watch tower. No doing else.
The will of the forsaken was like the most broken. To be fair, Genomes had
escape artists which is also really good.
I was wondering myself hosted service system didn't work and was troubleshooting it for
a while until I found out that my wife had been cleaning and just unplugged one useless
cable as the router with blinky lights already work.
Bless her heart.
Damn.
That's unfortunate.
But I glad you solved it.
I'm trying to get a vantage point to see if I can find some ruins, but I'm not seeing any ruins at all. Only watchtower.
in this game still get nominated for game of the year is there no chance because of the
critic scores like it's based on release date no I I don't think this game would take game
of the year is a great game but I I mean I don't see it winning over something like RE
nine or whatever. I have nothing marked on the map here. No ruins, no anything. Oh wait,
There's something here.
The chest!
Plate armor of the shadows.
Oh, is the other part of the armor- the-
Wow, that's fucking edgy.
that's insanely edgy what does it have petrification immunity I haven't met
anything that can petrify you in this game though but hey that's cool
now back to my other armor I like my moose set dude
Yeah, it's the cloak of that set.
Yeah, I'm trying to like locate some ruins, but I just, I can't do it.
I'm supposed to be close to here, but I've been all over the place here, and nothing
shows up on the map, nothing.
Unless that's ruins.
The thing's, oh, nah, there's no way.
Did I defeat the meteor boss?
That's my number one goal, is to defeat the meteor boss and help the serpents.
But to do that I need fire assistance, and there's supposed to be a fire assistance cloak
of that set that I just found the chest piece for.
But I cannot find it.
Well, I follow some not to get too early access to deal with the first one.
I think, aw, maybe.
I might, actually.
No, it's not this.
This is changing now.
Is this hot or cold?
Meh!
I've already been up there. I didn't see anything.
Let's try this, see if it's a one guy or probably not.
Where do you start Snake Quest?
I can show you.
Uh, it's over...her.
It's over here.
In Duhaven, this waypoint.
He's over here.
Serpent Shrine.
There's no ruins here. Am I crazy?
Is it up on top? Is it on top of the mountain? But I was up there, I think.
We climbed from a beat fire guy no working on any fire as I
Can't beat him without fire risk by just bashing my head against it until I get like good ticks on the fire debuff
But it's pain. I'd rather just
Explore and find some shit. I mean just because I decided to go explore and try to find shit instead
We just found the boots for this set which completed the entire set. So that's really cool
Love that
Let's see... oh, ruins here!
This is ruins!
And there is something here.
Ignite the lanterns and press the power of the blizzard.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
End mission-
Start- starting the mission in the-
Oh, f***ing shield mana region.
Wait, what?
Why is there an enemy here now?
Wait, who the f*** are you?
Oh my god.
Darksorn ghost armor.
Oh, there's a... nice, nice.
This is good.
We got plenty of skill points again.
Uh-oh.
He's right above me.
I
We got two skill points. I thought I had more
So here this is what I got from the previous like puzzle tower
Frostmantle it's super strong. It's basically get out of jail free card for any attack. It's insanely powerful
What was that him saying that?
I mean, do you see any audio? Do you notice any audio delay? I've watched my own boss
with no audio delay. Oh fuck!
I'm looking for a chest here okay I gotta I gotta I gotta move
There's a big question mark above me here. Okay, I'll check what this is
Which of these games would you reward us the best game ever reach out legends acquired place or me
I'll break in two now
man needs to decide what is me at the end to I never heard of this
oh here's some ruins that's some ruins right there
But the question mark is right here.
Oh, there's a teleporter.
And there's also some ruins.
There's a little...
Oh, there's a huge ruins.
Okay, huh.
Just gotta search this.
Oh, it's an MMO.
Oh.
Who in Mark ruins?
Is that an arena?
Oh, shit.
This looks like a boss fight.
I'm frozen.
Hey, can you do the light thing?
Now I'm gonna need ice rest, yeah.
No, nothing starts here.
I'm frozen.
Is this story any good in this game?
It's getting better, but saying good is a bit far-fetched.
Oh, waypoint again.
Nice.
Let me guess, there's some super secret room.
I gotta step on some random play that I'm gonna fall through the ground.
Yeah, maybe it's for all stress here, I mean, it would make sense, but we'll find it anyways.
Somewhere.
Oh, there's a bonfire here, nice.
enemies are useless.
Giant rulings here, let's go this way.
How much time 2005 this game?
Oh, there's a dude here. Yeah, you need help?
What is a thousand five?
Is that like all achievements? 100%
Oh, 100%
Okay
I thought it was like some zoomer speak, I wasn't aware of.
of
Yeah, I didn't get the input to move the pillar, that's why I went back and checked, but there
was no input.
I'm not finding anything yet.
Oh, this is a secret.
Plate Cloak of the Shadows!
Let's see.
Fireress level 7, yeah.
Jesus Christ.
That might do it for the fire boss, maybe.
It doesn't look nearly as good as my- sorry, what was that first time message?
I just heard of this game because of reddit, hopped to twitch and found you, this looks crazy, are you a druid?
No, I'm not really a druid, you do have magic in this game, but not really in that way.
It's just a setgear that I found, it's the entire set piece.
But I was just here to find some fire-esque gear, now I'm going back from the cold to the hot.
And we are going over...
Here.
Yeah, there's a boss right there, but it said you needed to start.
I said you needed to start a, um, a quest, when I went there.
And I don't want to get side-tracked. I really want to finish this Serpent Quest line.
Really want to.
Sean the leprechaun.
That's not your banger name. Yo, thanks for the Prime, brother.
Thanks 34 and Torino takes 30
Here is
I'm fired already maybe I think that's because I went close to the pillar though
This might not be enough fire as god let's find out
It's not enough. It's not enough virus. I need more.
To be honest, I feel like there's no difference at all.
I feel like there's, like, nn...
Yeah.
Hmm.
I could go buy water in town.
Let's do that. Let's go buy water in town.
There's increments of five?
How much does water give?
Isn't that plus two?
That's not enough then.
My overall fire is, well it should be 7.
Yeah, it's level 7.
I have any other gear that would give it?
I've had a body armor.
I think 10 might be enough. The only thing I need is to be able to stop myself from getting
lit on fire because that's what's ruining everything. Go on, let a blacksmith. I could
test it I guess if I could craft something a gauntlet might be enough
yeah the scorch flame cloak had three fire rest but I have a cloak with seven
fire rest yeah SARS and Purg Mata I want to play both
Scorched flame plate armor?
Um, I'm trying to remember where I found the scorched flame set, because I have like two
pieces of the scorched flame.
I have the gloves, and I have the cloak.
None of them give fire rest.
I don't think I have the armor.
No.
I'll just- I'll just crafting.
We might need to just hit 10, and it's enough.
Do I have the boots also?
No.
Is there weather?
Hello?
Thank you.
It's all lightning resistance. Everything is lightning.
Lightning and ice.
Ice.
It's lightning and ice.
Blacksmith in the desert.
I went to the desert town.
I don't think I ever found a blacksmith, did I?
Maybe I did.
Bring it in.
So, you have Palinta?
Yeah, I mean, I could just bash my head against the fight until I win.
It would work, eventually.
buying water will put me in nine and it increases an increments of five on their
resistances so getting nine wouldn't be any different from seven if I get it
correctly
that's why I need something that it puts me over 10
Hmm, kind of one thing.
Uhhhhhhhhh...
Good horsey.
No, I actually haven't tried aerials there, but I haven't unlocked.
Did I get the motherfucking sword? I'm working on it.
I'm just trying to beat the fire boss. I need to hit maybe 10 fire races enough for it.
Now, is there a blacksmith in this town that I never found?
Yeah, I heard rumors of DD2DOC, dude. Let's go.
This is on PC.
Dragon's Dog material.
No blacksmith here.
Maybe here?
The question mark?
I mean there's a lot- oh, there could be up here.
No, uh, Dragon's Dog, my two.
Not Darkest Engine.
Yeah.
get going oh yeah let's see these question marks any blacksmiths
You look like you have-
You're not sure to find something fishing here.
Yeah, but nothing with fire, is it?
Only lightning.
That's a tailor, though, so maybe we're on the right track.
Oh, this is the blacksmith.
Stay and see what skill-
But I can still, I can still only craft like the same stuff though.
It doesn't, but maybe I could buy from that guy.
Maybe you have some.
God damn it.
Oh, Weapons of the World. Sure.
All back a shot goon okay this guy doesn't have anything what am I looking
for just something that could give me fire resistance but I'm not finding
anything I have a cloak plus seven I need to get to ten
Stay and see what skill and fire can create.
Does this increase fire assistance if you level it up?
It's still 7.
It's still 7 if you level it up.
Ock, ock, ock!
In your inventory, you see it. In your inventory.
I
Not sure where
Yeah, I couldn't inspect it it didn't never let me
I have that cloak, Arlew. The cloak I'm using now is Seven Fire Rests.
But, damn it. Back to square one.
Oh, you're the bank. Huh.
Wait, are you a... I wonder if you're a... Yarny, thanks for giving me longest of the
Filonia thanks 28.
Oh, you pickpocketed me.
That's why I heard the coin sound.
Motherfucker!
Fucking big pocket!
I'm sorry, I'll never do it again
I I'm sorry. I have no idea where the jail is here. Let me go please. I'm scared
Oh, it shows me, yeah, the red X, it just automatically, okay, cool.
I won't do it again
Please forgive me
Don't fall for a chat be scamming
I know I really messed up
This is for you go take a look impressive work
That's the one
Lock them up
Yeah, who run out of cells at this rate
Still you save me some trouble
Thank you. If I'm more scum in the future, bring him here.
Ten silver. Let's go. That was Frank, huh?
Yeah, I got a note. I gotta check it.
It's not a large destroy two watchtowers with a handicap within 10 seconds.
I did get a note, just removing exclamation marks.
I don't see did I not read this maybe there's more I know one-handed
crafting weapons you want to inspect a piece of armor go over it and press R
it was F
R. R. F. I just dropped it on the ground.
Oh, only main armor and weapons.
Shit chat, we gotta figure this out, man.
Didn't I have a recipe with like cooked chicken
that gave you some?
There's no like 30 seconds.
Yeah, I can't find the note anywhere.
But it's not the first time it's happened nice I was about as bounty okay oh he
Rick found these down and scuffed it in his pocket.
Okay, here you can buy provisions.
Here, let's go here. Let's go there.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get to the top of the hill.
Flying Chris Manor, level 1 heat rest.
Yeah, that and water were given to Ten, yeah.
Boy!
What's it you're after?
There's only for 30 seconds, too.
Dang it.
This is proving to be...
Yeah, the tavern.
Let's check the tavern.
I don't think I found the tavern in this area, but it's probably up where I was.
question marks there. Oh, waypoints. Neat. Yeah, I can't sleep or wait in the game.
It never lets me do it.
Ever.
What am I trying to do?
Uh, increase my fire risk for the fire boss, the last boss in the serpent quest line.
I need 10 fire risks, I have 7.
Well I can get it to 9.
Is this the inn?
This looks innie.
No.
No
Here we trade in currency other than coins
Come on your dragon flame set doesn't give flame resistance
Here we trade your aid is always needed and value
Oh, this is the inn for sure.
Oh, cool dog.
Hey.
Hey, Saluki!
Iceress! Nice... nice.
Jerkies are always good.
Some fine jerky meat. We got plenty of healing. Oh, yeah, salt-roasted bird meat also gives you fire res.
Oh, this is fire res level four for one minute.
And there's two of them, so two minutes. That might be enough.
That might be enough, maybe.
If you fancy a tipple, my door is always open.
Two minutes could be all I need.
It depends on the RNG.
But let's test it.
Does the rations stack as you eat and drink?
Ah, I don't think so.
Hello, Nivek's 28 man, Kramara 102.
BD Omega down.
True. What was I doing? I was learning my recipes. I've come up with a new recipe.
No we're doing the final ancient now. I've just been trying to push my fire arrest to
plus 10 which I can now
horse
I
Where's my water
Hmm
Where's the wall uh
And I get scammed fine honey tea fruity mush
Where's my water water
weird it's okay though let's try this shit let's go
he's going down now
I'm getting fired, but that's alright for now I haven't popped my food yet
Now I will I have my food buff now I'm over 10 in
in are you kidding me oh my god it's so scuffed
Hellbenthe, that's not good.
Wait that resets his stamina bar, come on!
That's my like main ass.
Stamina Bar is the way I'll kill him.
Well, not really.
He's half health already.
Return to the battlefield, return to the battlefield.
This fire race is definitely working though.
Oh my god, yikes
Yikes, I was in a awkward spot shit. I would need to cool off
Okay, if I get that Sturman up he's dead.
No! Come down!
Shit, I did it too early. It's okay, though.
This fight's really annoying, yeah.
The fact that the arena is so small is crazy.
Shit, he's doing this
I'm just too tall true
Please don't go out of bounds. No
Okay, he didn't reset his thing
Yes!
Return to the battlefield!
I was probably the most annoying out of all.
The fire has definitely helped though, it did.
It didn't prevent me from getting this, but it definitely like slowed it down I think.
Three out of three.
Not gonna get rid of this.
this should give us sort of can all can help along those lines I think I saw
yesterday's mental meme I did oh yeah I got jewelry you're right yes that's what
I was gonna check. I think I got another ring.
I got ancient earring. Okay, what is best?
That's another health buff. That's cool.
Okay, uh, here.
Health.
Yeah, the Oath of Darkness doesn't give anything.
This one is nice.
It even gives movement speed and health.
Yeah, that's super nice, man.
Show the drift.
I'll moose, dude.
I got the full set.
Yeah, oh, left by is at 24 out of 26 and hunting two missing Lord Souls.
I mean, I hope he gets it, you know.
I hope he gets a chat.
Cleanse the cores that are binding a cereal and we gotta do now.
Finally.
I haven't tried the water boots yet, Nidala.
I'm not praying for a massive, but I would never.
Let's play as my finished lad, dude.
Assyrian, I'm back to save you!
Woo!
What do I have for big dinner?
Unironically, nothing.
I
Leave my snake friend alone
This move is too good. It's so strong
It also I think it also blocks anything that hits in front of you
Yoink! A key?
Nice barrier change, yeah! Yeah.
There's one dude left down the cliff somewhere.
there's another gang over there oh shit I'm not sure I can make that that's
gonna be death those are way well maybe from there I don't need to though just
that I'm killed though should help a lot by clearing clearing his spikes the
shield book icon it's just items acquired I have four of his artifacts
Hmm. Can level up health again. I'm trying to max some health.
Hmm. Sword looks like a wrench. That's fine because we're getting a new sword the moment
I'm done with this quest line.
Oh.
I got Ariel's tab, yeah I do.
At least I think I do.
Did you get the focus punch?
Wasn't that quest locked?
Or something?
Yeah, it's quest locked.
I need to be higher up to do this, yeah.
Yeah, I missed it at the institute.
Yeah, I gotta go and grab it from the road.
I think I'll pump another one in health.
I would love to get health to 10.
I think we break 1k health then.
Okay, let's go! No stalling!
I'll see you at the arm!
Use focused force palm.
Wait, is that the one I don't have?
That's the one I don't have. You can still remove these though, I think, by just milling
them, because I did it once. But I guess we... I guess we gotta... at the institute, you say?
Hmm. The institute is over here? This is the institute, so you learn it somewhere along
along the path here uhhhhh
same thing, same thing, draw weapon, double tap sheath for epic move, wait what?
oh, his dialogue is gonna pop up again, it's not the first time he says it
Double tap.
In the U?
Oh, like here?
Oh, it's only for one-handed sword.
Damn.
Yo, what are you?
Can I ride?
No?
Oh, that would have been so sick for my Moose cosplay.
Can I get this mount?
Give me the mount.
There's a golden question mark here.
I've only had a cup of honey tea oh this is a research institute to the future
ah okay beekeeper gear outfit blueprint faded abyss artifact completing this
research allows health to surpass its limits. Wait, what? Oh, you can send a
mission dispatches to craft the cloud cruiser. Yo! There's even a Sweden one.
You can send missions to craft the Atog Thunderpack MK2 and Atog Thrusterpack.
It allows the Skystep ability to be imbued into shields.
Oh.
Huh.
This- this has some cool shit to level these guys up.
Did I get the Megasort?
No, I need to get a, um, a move to do it.
I'm getting it now.
Maybe it's because I've run out, but my thoughts just won't come together today.
I have some important work ahead and this mental fog is really getting in the way.
Could you possibly find me a cup of tea somewhere nearby?
I have tea.
I read that if you miss learning the punch skill you gotta wake up chapter 9 to get it.
I mean we'll see.
You can still cleanse those things in his body though.
I've done it without it.
Oh, thanks to you my head's finally clearing.
My pot is all over the place.
Should you want to conduct your own research?
Nice.
I got three potatoes for that.
Very nice.
Okay, I'm going down there.
Really that is not true.
So it's like it's down here somewhere.
Oh, okay.
Okay, so it's not true.
nice otherwise this this would have been maybe a cliffhanger
I'm getting down to the path there
Oh, I'm excited to see this.
So you just follow it this way.
I'll bandit mask it. I could maybe steal it.
God be sick.
Wait, this is not a road.
Here's the road.
Yeah, I've done this road before. First time I went here. I didn't have the quest then.
Oh, oh here it is.
There it is, alright, thank you.
of
Well, I got it.
I thought I'd get some bismuth, you know.
I missed.
I thought this was like a little ranged thing.
Ah.
Ah
Very nice, okay, don't do shit with this
This move hurts yeah, it's folksig
Wait, that means I can break that park now, maybe.
Okay, Kaila, thank you.
Yeah, that worked.
Okay, nice.
Cool.
Sick.
That's- now I can break open that wall now.
Oh, here's Caronzo. I think there might be a waypoint here. I'll go and grab it if there is one.
Scala stone.
Yeah, we save this snake first and then we do the wall.
I'm not sidetracked. I'm just looking for a waypoint. I'm sure there is one here.
I've not solved the puzzle factory. I need the quest and then it's easily solvable
Apparently they just guide you through the entire thing. There's the teleporter
I don't so to roll a lion's it's too old
I've heard about the war of the emus no
Alright, now we go back. No more blue balling. This is it, soldier.
I might need to kill these again.
Yeah. Well, I don't need to, but it makes it easier to stand on them, I guess.
of
Very efficient
These guys are firing at the snake and they hit you when you're standing on top of them.
I've already been on top of the snake.
It's just an alien.
I'm killing just this part here
All right
Oh
Snake I'm coming
Yes
I'm coming
Yeah
Yep
Um
Yep
This does work by the way, I've already done this once but
Kind of scuffed I call him through this
oh
I can't lift them.
I'm gonna die.
Go down, go down, go down, go down, go down.
now you got to do it I don't know
yes that worked okay now we know
I gotta wait for that electricity to go away. I'm slow-moing.
Okay, now.
one more I killed them all there's a final step of this plus line it seems like shit
It's an extra time
Come on get up
There we go
be free
No, that's fuck that's creepy as hell
The darkness has altered the flow of the universe, the shadow of the ancients lingers no more,
and my manacles have been torn.
That's fucking creepy.
Why is he toying with me?
I just freed you.
You are the store of balance to the abyss
And granted me freedom
Don't let me play here many may never know your name do not let me play here
That did this is my worst fucking nightmare like but earth and sea will remember you
and I shall forever remember you as the one who sowed its seed.
I got my heart pumping, dude.
Assyrian Sword acquired.
Am I dying?
Why am I dying?
Why am I?
Okay, I'm dying!
Help!
Curse the sword, imagine! The sword is a bug, you gotta save and load. What? I'm still dying,
Ethics.
Thank you.
That underwater scene...
That's my worst nightmare that fucking scene and he was he was friendly, but why did he have to make it so creepy?
Wait, what, Kavis?
That's awesome.
Oh, man.
Let's see the sword.
it's a one-hander 22 it looks very soy to be honest it looks extremely soy it
It doesn't even come with any sock kits.
That's a bit of a letdown.
Oh yeah, maybe I could inspect for upgrade path.
Bro, it doesn't get anything. What is this? What kind of scam is this?
I thought it would have, like, maybe some electricity or something, or...
A sword made with the scales of Assyria on the Great Serpent.
The scales used for this weapon are in boot with the power, not of this world.
The benevolent God bestowed wisdom upon people in the distant past,
and today he has even offered scales containing his power.
It's because he loves the inhabitants of Pywall more than anything else.
Nothing cool?
Well, I'm gonna go back to the shrine and see if there is something
And maybe I should chuck it into the sea
Here's my character, okay
Yeah, does it at least have, like, better raw damage upgrade?
That's a good question.
That's actually a great question.
Because it is level 5.
It's level 5 with 22 damage, and this one at level 5 is 23 damage.
Well, actually it's 22 because I have ATK plus 1.
It's the same as any other fucking sword!
What is this bullshit?
I really thought that would be something insane like something really cool and it's just like
the most vanilla sword ever.
Yeah, it could be some secret behind it, maybe, but you can even sell it
Maybe there is something secret there's a lot of this month here
There's like whirlwind there's some shit on the map
what a letdown what a fucking letdown but maybe there is something else you know I mean
Yeah. Yeah, there's a wall I want to break. That's true. Thank you for the reminder.
What are all the whirlwinds on the minimap? I actually don't remember what these, yes.
Is it on the ground oh is it that oh
Oh, Assyrian scale.
What are these used for?
A steel scale obtained from Assyrian on the Great Serpent.
Unknown power still surges within it
Maybe it's used to like unlock the true potential of the sword. Maybe that's what it is
This game is for release. For release.
In arrow.
Can't believe bro doesn't know how to unlock the secret powers of the sword.
The snake spent half its dialogue explaining them all.
No it didn't. The snake's fucking bullshit. The serial's a scammer. That's what he is.
The serial's a damn scammer.
I killed the far did you I just finished a snake quest line
A lot of scales here though so that must be good.
That must be real good, right?
You need to solve Potion Factory to unlock True Power of Sword Kiki.
Yeah, surely.
I mean there's a lot of scales here though, tons of it.
Gucci takes 31 greetings, it's lava takes 42
I'm so disappointed
But maybe I won't be in the future when I get a used release
pet doggy? no. like i thought this sword would maybe be like imbued with lightning and like
Flashy lightning effect that would kill the bitrate even more than this game already does
How did I get this save those guys my inventory? Oh
Well, I just put it in the pulse
You got to continue the main story you unlock the cuckoo bird pulse
They don't even stack, they just take up all those spaces.
Oh, there is a lot of scales here though, god damn.
This is a crazy amount.
Yeah, scales might be like slabs, for example.
Nye. Nye. Even the base, the first sword you have in the game, the first sword you get
in the entire game has the same attack as this whole fucking quest line reward.
Same attack.
Exact same.
Same amount of slots to socket three.
I might as well just have the first sword that I got from the beginning of the game.
It doesn't even say scales here. I don't know what that question mark is, but I mean it
wouldn't be question mark if I its named Assyrian well Assyrian can blow me
alright
it's not even used to upgrade this stuff
Game knows you, Ikea streamer.
Wait.
Oh, Assyrian scale!
Your destiny is ranch Ikea sword Kiki.
Assyrian scale?
It's Titanite Slabs.
Yeah, it is.
It's Titanite Slabs.
To get the final upgrade on weapons.
Slash Kiki more.
Man, yay, at least I have like 30 Titanites left, which I mean yeah, it's good, it's not.
Yay, we gotta finish the witch questline now, which I have, I just gotta go- look at all
the scales on the map, this is insane!
Maybe I'll lock something if you upgrade it to max.
I don't know if I want to invest enough to be disappointed yet again.
But maybe, just maybe, the sword is actually a material to upgrade the ultimate weapon.
Ohhhh!
And reach us.
Never expect a reward for a good BSMH.
Omega Lulia.
Maybe there's another snake on the other side of the world,
and then you gotta fuse the two swords together.
And then you get a Sirian's Ultima.
Fuck me.
I'm turning in this witch quest thing.
Here.
Just gotta go back to her.
Easy peasy.
I have a teleport right there.
I can't teleport for some reason.
now I can teleport.
What's the point of anything?
I mean, I have more scales than I'll probably ever need in this entire game at this point, so...
Since you only need one to reach max upgrade.
Where's the ship down there?
the dancing catfish pirates hey guys you want to get whacked with my new sword
It has no so no improvements or anything
Oh, shut up.
No unique attacks? Not that it looks like, no.
Yeah.
Did I get some port recipes? I can go check that. Let's finish this witch one first.
Instead of spending 100 bucks for this game, I got a juicy steak dinner for 96 bucks and
4 dollars for this message.
Great price.
Only problem now is I forgot to bring wet tissue to wipe my face.
Maybe the Isaurian sword can help clean it.
or ages. We have each stood our ground. Seeing the world through our immortal eyes. Yet our
love for the land is no different than yours. Your fate binds you to them as well. When
you've met with us all, visit the labyrinth grove. A small gift awaits that speaks of
our gratitude. Wow, what is that? Leather gloves you're going to give me or something?
epic dude.
De Nero.
Early reward for potion factory will be better, might?
Kiki.
Wanda at your leisure.
See what calls.
Slash Kiki more.
the wall I wanted to break. Yeah, that's down here. It's in, is this cave here? Or something?
I don't even know. It's somewhere here.
Dude, my whole like playthrough ever since I encountered that
Ethic snake and saw the reward a Syrian sword for killing three bosses around the world game. I
Was like oh dude this sword must be it this has to be like the thing
Like some endgame shit. No, it's literally like I'm not even exaggerating
It's just as good as the first sword you have in the entire game
is the exact same as the first except it looks shittier because it looks like a
fucking needle look at this shit
Just let me drown. I don't even care anymore. I don't care. Just kill me, I guess.
even am I maybe a sick upgrade path we
check the upgrade path you can check in
game so we know it's the exact same as
the beginning sort of the game the exact
same attack rating exact same amount of
sockets everything is the exact same as
the beginning sort you start with
There might be a questline to upgrade it, but you can sell the sword for like 20 silver.
So I mean...
To be fair, I did get a lot of good jewelry and shit out of it.
Uh, um, it went back to the ocean.
There was a creepy ass cutscene.
Hey, it worked!
Hey, that's cool though.
At least finally we can get in here.
We found this in the beginning of the game and didn't know what it was.
of
I hope for a pouch.
I mean, yeah.
Cliff, I found a way for us to make a fortune.
Where does those bandits are moving some valve leaves in your wagon?
I'm gonna steal the damn thing myself.
All you need to do is wait for me at the Anvil River Bank.
gonna be eating like kings thanks to this I'll even tell the others he helped out so get a move on
everyone's just asking Carl for things one after another
and you know Carl he can't say no just give him whatever they want
at this rate our storehouse will be empty before long
If I put a board outside showing what supplies we've got left, maybe everyone will think
twice.
I need some timber to make it, then you fetch me some.
I have some timber.
You got time to talk, don't you?
Let me go.
Shut, that sword is really powerful.
The amount of mental damage it done to LR is insane Kiki.
Slash Kiki more.
I
maybe it's for something later, you know, hey, you.
Oh, a silver pouch, cool.
I wouldn't rather have him give me a silver pouch than a sword.
That sword is gonna live so rent free, he's gonna bring it up in a few months, chat to
member how we fought those three bosses all across the map for Megas Neck and the reward
sucked.
Maybe the real reward was the friends we made along the way.
Hey, you.
Yeah.
I mean it could be.
True.
I just tried that wind in Boo-Mance.
Watch yourself, bro.
Shut up.
Just shut up, man.
Just shut up.
Why do you always look like you had an eaten?
Shut up.
Do you need more?
Shut up.
Wait, he sells different food now, that's cool.
Wow, fire as level four, that's...
Oh, righty.
I'm thinking about picking this game up.
Are there any endgame progression systems in this game?
Yeah, there's a lot you can do in the endgame, I'm sure.
Just don't do the snake quest line, it's not worth it.
Another cool weapons?
Hey Ella, today I got some great news.
My Fandaserian who has been imprisoned for many many years have finally been let out.
Apparently all he had to give in return was his toothpick for some gnome.
All right, is there any cool weapons?
Yeah, there's cool weapons. Don't even bother. Just stay with the starting sword.
The day I got out of bed and didn't get a Naltra legendary item.
Then I went to the bathroom and didn't get a super legendary item.
I got home from work and didn't get a Naltra mega super rare item, Sanch.
I can't even do anything here. I don't know why.
Maybe it's too late. Why am I green?
Can I wait?
You need to appreciate the sword first to unlock its full potential.
With it, it feels good when you never realize how good it is.
already have you freed the other three snakes is this just wait for Yan here oh
here he is I mean it is what it is maybe you should rename the sword
in the receiving hairline since it's going about as strong and look as thin
Perfect. Couldn't have gotten any better.
Like, we got a lot of good shit out of it. It was a cool adventure.
It's all the quiet. Check the boots real quick.
Fuck. I don't think we are going like this in ages.
It feels like the old structure used to get ourselves into it.
Good times.
Naira's waiting at the railroads.
Come on. Let's give it some speed.
Can't keep everyone waiting.
I felt like Game of Thrones ending. Yeah, it did. It did.
I drowned myself in Aile.
Naira lit up like a fucking Lancer when I told her the plan.
Going on about getting a new bow and closing ship.
That lass would be bouncing out on a boat to wait for us.
And everyone would be quite rightly kissing my ass.
Those changes would be stupid enough to change with it.
Keep praying it's safe, you'll stay put in all the miserable life.
I mean it could be like a crafting material for something that's the only way I can see it
being worthy or award
it could be
I went through a mountain of shit for that
Yeah, I talked about this like seeker power or whatever in the description
Kind of like how Danny forgot about the infleet the dance forgot to make the sword good
Yeah
It's just a pile of rubbish. It's not worth a single coin
Are you sure you got the right worker?
It's true Ryota, it's true. We gotta finish that void section puzzle.
I can help you understand. You gave yourself away, Talin. They cleared out the good stuff beforehand.
Either way, it's obvious this isn't the right wagon. You're just useless, as always.
Look, my dreams have drowned in an ale.
way we can still get some decent coin plenty of shady bastards will buy
something like this you go sell the wagon I'm gonna find out what they all
went wrong here
All right, all righty
Finishing your puzzle quest grants you a neat scar for those stats.
Yep, wagon fins facilitate the elicited trade of wagons.
They accept all types of wagons across their origin.
trade simply anti-defense wagon depot well mounted okay
did I beat the fireballs yep I did
Yeah, I got a ton of basically Titanite like
I think we can do a quick damage kick in here.
Slash kick him all.
I just bought the game, thank you. I can't wait to improve my attack step past what the
stocking weapons
got your man got your up
and so is the wagon
right now we're working on increasing the cam
Cuz that will save a lot of time later
How much is handsomely?
12 silver, damn, that's actually not bad. Alright, not too shabby, not too shabby.
Speaking of handsome, why isn't this playing this game? He probably knew us here and so was shit.
12 silver that's like half an Assyrian sword actually it's more it's more
but to be fair I would have used this shit out of that weapon now I won't
You're up first for a fresh new look a fresh look
Just because we're the gray man's doesn't mean we have to dress all drab and dreary
We can't repaint the 10th, but we can look like we aren't dead inside. Hmm. So
Yeah
Andrew
Anyway, I've learned a bit about guys. Let me show you. Oh, this is die
They look they show you dying now. Let's go. Cheers is well overdue
We have the thing is maybe there's another snake in the game and you got it like combined both stores or something
It has to be something like that, right?
There truly has to be something to it.
to convince me nothing gets by you hey yams hopeless and the rest of us we've
all been fighting non-stop when every day's a struggle your head gets heavy
whether you would miss it or not so I figured why not brighten things up a
little he's better than letting the whole camp sink into bloom I see anyway
You'd be surprised how much fun making dyes can be.
I've picked up a couple of tricks.
A ratio of two flowers and one bug gives the best blue.
The red is one flower and two bugs.
That's how mine came out, though yours could be entirely different.
Seems you've found a real passion.
Oliver and Deedrick will surely be proud.
Don't be dumb. It's just a matter of time. It's better than Yan getting drunk and setting
fires every other day. Andrew's next. A nice, rich red would look striking on him. I want reds.
Prepare to see a whole new side of him. Red's not really Andrew's color. You don't think so?
What's the next grand adventure well first I'm just setting up camp a bit it's worth it
it's got to be worth it there's a major mark specs for campus it's good I don't
I feel like top top though but it's good.
Alright.
Die!
back to town I told them I'd be using it shit I left them it off my eyes they'll
be ruined sorry just start without me it's easy you're managed you can craft
eyes using a cauldron approach the cauldron per square to light up the
fire and then per square to craft the diet can we do some obtained our recipes
try improvising one oh I thought it was oh well well well over there let's craft
a die then a die I can't teleport I'll just ride there level up Kimura
Yeah
As a die merchants
Yeah
We'll be back. I don't even care about the die merchants
Not right now
We'll be back.
Oh.
Yoink.
Nice.
Haydn's lesser elixir.
What's this?
Wine.
Zim wine.
Alright, here's the cauldron, let's go.
Can I move?
Nice.
Ah!
Is 10pm too late to make fries? Hell nah.
Just make some, bro.
Vegetable juice.
Bright red. Hmm.
I want rich red.
Need stag beetle for that.
All right, I'm over it now. I'm over it. I want to make rich red die.
Use the Crofted die.
Die the outfits.
Alright, I think we're coming back there.
Move!
dumbass guards
Yo, I like things 47 man. Thank you
They've cut him and used the stop, haven't they?
Not optimal, but hey, we got here anyways.
Alright, we're back. What's up?
You can count on me for perfect. So here you can die stuff. That's pretty tight oh
Damn you can do so much holy shit
Okay.
Damn.
Can I not die that green away?
I don't think I can.
Oh, I can.
Yeah.
Nice.
That's tight.
I like it.
You can even die the horse.
I would die for silver.
That's really cool.
You guys could die a ton of stuff.
A dark red die is here.
You just need to craft the die once.
And then you can use it.
Let me check the horse gear.
Tell me where, and all I'm going.
Oh my god, there's so many pieces you can die.
Cool.
I need something that fits her though.
Because she's edgy and stuff.
Love it.
I key armor and now I'm edge-lording dude.
Does this count as another one on the death function?
Because you died?
No.
Can I change that blue and yellow?
I don't see an option to change that part.
Oh, you could change material.
Oh, there's repair level.
I wanted to, you see the blue and yellow there?
Oh, here, here you can, yeah.
Yeah, oh my God, now it's...
Or surely I can change the others too right? Yeah, this is tight dude. I like it. I like it a lot
Yeah
Moro we're y'at oh shit she is awesome
Our mood is fully recovered now.
Just working on this, uh, I'm working on just expanding the camp before we move on to the
next grand adventure.
I wonder what quest I should do.
Um, I mean we're done with this Sirion, I think, four out of four, yeah.
Maybe we just do some like lords of the unclaimed lands, crimson desert commissions.
No, but it's, these are kind of tough to do because you need to find, you need to find
old like the bells, don't look at my thing, which is you got to find, let me have a bunch
of hernan stuff but they can't the gray manes is like top that's what I'm doing
now yeah I'm gonna do more mainstream I would like to finish chapter five
no double jump
nice
Oh, yeah, getting up here is- I'll never take the right path.
I've already found special weapons.
My two-handed sword is a special weapon I got from killing a boss.
Can I finish the workshop castle?
No, we should finish the workshop castle, but I still haven't got the questline for
it.
But getting the camp up and running is like key.
I believe it truly is because then you can optimize a lot of like income and like materials and stuff and food and healing items
So you don't have to like bother too much in the future
The quest is from the same
Forces from the same castle, I mean I have a teleport to that castle we can check but I I ransacked that castle
I didn't find anything
Already this good my first batch was a blotchy disaster
We've just flowers and bugs you can create all sorts of colors
Can I beat the ancient boss guy? Yep. I finished a whole snake quest line these days
Show me what you've died when you're done. Yeah, my horse and me
So now we unlocked the dying here
All right, I guess hmm. Okay. What else can we do here three out of three to the rescue?
Yeah, and says in total despair look complete a shot listen to what happened. Yeah, these are
These are the ones you got to do man
I need to check where the main quest is
Busted her eye, but no I was too dumb stupid. I should have smashed fucking Eddie
Calm down. You can't always win. What happened?
Are you done all the bounties neckies that could be it?
He's drunk off his ass. Yes, sir
Even I get my load days. All right true solid
In other words you and Dwayne drained the tavern dry. Is that right cliff?
Do you know how I pay my tab?
Huh?
Well, if you're not drinking, you're gambling.
Gambling?
Exactly.
I won't be this one time.
Coin was pouring out of my pockets.
You got lucky.
Yeah, I didn't know my luck had a limit.
How much did you lose?
This may be my last drink.
Never felt I'd say that.
Last where, me! I got scammed!
House of Esquire? Okay, well that's Bounty's then.
Cracked a couple of skulls and they tossed me out.
Well this shit'll keep me up at night, Cliff. Fuckers gotta get his cum upence!
Cum upence!
It's a lot of follow-on horseback on these
You have any proof
Hope be pissing about like this if I did
I'm no bloody scholar. Can't make fucking heads the tails of it. You can't see anything on the sword
I got on the vicaridate. Yeah, someone else said that there's no info on the sword
So no one might have got it yet. Like I'm posting about it
Okay, Nick vests we got to do the factory one
The faster the cross from me suddenly gets up and another one sits down right away
And now my coin starts draining away like a slick throat
And this game is massive. Yeah everyone at the table get second to tell
I don't think it's a bug sir. I think it might be part of a recipe
And he's just vanished run
Seems like a scam now, don't it
Lord greek god, there
Yeah, it's us, no, no!
Yeah, you just...
See you, alright?
So you want me to go in with you?
No, no, no, you've got to go in alone.
I'm not allowed on the premises.
On the count of the old ants.
Oh, and then bully.
So, you've got to go in fold.
I'll lead it to you.
Alright, sure.
Talk to the guide. I'm trying to level up my horse.
Gotta use the horse more.
Does this game get better? I played a few hours and just made it. Yes, it is.
I also thought I was a bit man in the beginning and now I fucking hate it after that sword.
I love it now, I think the game's great.
But it is very slow in the beginning.
Oh, I feel bad.
Do you need something?
Oh, the guide is in there.
Kindness.
Were you hungry, brother?
Help a fellow out.
I knew I could count on you.
All good, brother.
All good.
Welcome. Let me guess. First time.
Aye.
Right, and welcome to a whole new world.
Now, don't trouble yourself over the rules, even a little child can manage.
This way, please.
hi there hi there so they introduce the gambling then here okay well win a duo
match I don't even know how to win this I tried playing ones and it's 15 silver
to enter
start let's begin
Not a bad day for some fun.
I have five points.
Is that good?
I don't know.
race.
I'm testing my luck today.
He has 8 points. Wait, I don't get it.
But my 2 cards are better.
Like higher.
I don't really don't get this.
I mean, yeah, there is like rules here, but
It's yeah, and then there's another page and then there's another page and another page and another page
And another page, but I think I'm going around. Yeah
Crime pair
Okay, I
I go again
Who will be the fortune at what I mean? I'm sure this is very easy when you just know how to play it
Yeah, that's the thing you can't get more cards of place so then I'm gonna kiss are your man
Are you cheating brother?
Yeah, let me take them
what minus few 15 wait what's happening
Hey, straight into here.
Do not participate for one day.
Same day, isn't it?
I
Accused just to see but it's all right though. We come back next day
We come back the next day, it's all good. It's all good. No biggie. No big deal
I'll try to talk to Luke see if there's any other more stuff we can do in this camp
Lucas Timosan
The wagon workshop
This place looks fine enough, but it feels empty without so much as a single wagon
An empty lot like this hardly looks like a workshop. Don't you think I?
Say we get ourselves a proper wagon
Bro took one look at your sword and shed, now come back when you have some creative value to back up.
Yeah.
Craft a wagon to begin trading. Complete the quest. Brice is a quest to unlock wagon crafting.
Speak with the manager, take out your wagon, allowing you to load and transport more trade goods at a time.
The wagon is stuttering as travels all over the cargo will be lost.
Oh, damn.
I wonder if this guy is like out on a mission or something
That music was not part of the game now I have some songs I play randomly depending because there was no music playing so I was like fuck it
Yeah, you can do this you can do this
at the end of my where is he here no he's here looking for someone to join
your journey my lads yeah Luke is this patch that's why put them to the test
They're keen for the work.
When are they done? In progress? 11 hours?
Fuck it. We could do main it, I guess. We could do main a little bit.
We gotta wait for them to come back. So you can cancel it, but then we don't get the money. We'll kind of need the money, so...
We're 50% through the- yeah, speak with the soldiers, Crowcaller.
It's on repeat? Oh, it's on repeat?
hmm I see okay you know what chat okay I saw something all the way over here on
this island or whatever and I'm gonna go there
It was like a dark castle of hell over there or something.
I am in, uh, I want to just go and explore and see what we can find for a bit.
I mean, we have the wyvern people over there.
Hmm how dangerous are them this is very bright oh
Yeah, the wyvern flames. Yeah
What you gonna do huh
Look on the mini map here, there's a dragon symbol.
Dormant Roars?
Wait, what was that?
Defeat the enemies around Desolate Wyvern Nests.
Oh, cool, this is some kind of quest.
More enemies around here.
Up there is the nest.
I don't know if I need to kill all of those though, well yeah 86.36%
I will not try a moose monster
fix my fucking sword
Shut up!
I've changed the cloak.
I've had this cloak since like last ring, right?
This is cool though, we can actually do some Wyvern quests here. I like this.
We need, there's 18% more enemies, mid-left you can see.
Probably over here.
Fucking archers, man!
Oh my god, I just shattered him what the fuck
Huh.
Desolate Wyvernest.
Maybe there is something here, man.
You never know.
You never know unless you check.
I mean this is like the Wyvern people.
Number 15, Desolate Wyvern Nests.
Well, it's definitely a nest.
for sure. I can eat. Okay. What about if I liberate this castle? Can I? They're kind
powerful. Hunkered down now? Oh liking souls games, yeah.
Oh yeah, I have that wind one.
I
Wanted to socket that where do I see my sockets here?
ancient wrath
No, not that one it was
The Levoort takes from the enemy. Yeah, this one this you can equip on armors
Let me see inspect
Yeah, that one's tight I should actually put this in I like it is there anything on my armor
I want to change swim speed. Yeah, that's that's just fucking trash to be honest
I'll do it when I find the next waypoint
All right, I'm in the dragon area
I don't know
Take down three enemies at once from over 10 meters away using a rave here.
What?
Oh, these enemies are...
Shit, these enemies are tanky, actually.
Oh!
Evasive... Oh, shit, what the hell?
That's awesome.
Huh.
Shit man.
Is that a mine I'm hearing?
These enemies are no joke.
to the waifers!
Fucking fire!
Die!
Wait, come to the br...
Valkizar, waifern flame?
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh shit
We're good
right
Ah, what?
Guess I'll find another way in.
You want to take this?
Come on!
So tanky!
Now these guys are insanely tanky.
Ohhhhhhh!
I'll break you too. Shut up.
three.
Oh.
There's definitely some puzzles you puzzles some puzzles you probably need to do in this
game.
story was. Are you sure?
Oh, shit!
I'm fucking fire.
You're so lucky.
You're so insanely lucky.
Yo.
Impress this!
Die!
19% is not much. We'll get that in a Jimmy.
another range sword yeah shut up what it's fine I can use the revive it's
That's alright.
Two percent.
One percent.
Wait, do I need to kill the... uh oh. Uh oh, I need to kill the commander I think.
At least I'm pretty sure I need to.
Does it tell me?
No?
But I had to kill the commander in previous ones.
So probably the commander.
You are over here
Commander, where are you? I don't see you on the map
Where's the commander
Where are you
Ow, cut to it.
The headgear?
Oh, I actually don't remember.
It was from a cave that I got it from a treasure map.
And I don't remember what cave, because I went to so many different caves.
C'mon Der, where are you?
Hey, you.
Wait what?
I've got a scene.
Huh.
who goes there?
You little shit.
Do you know what I'm tearing through the fortress?
What do you want?
Oh, shit.
What? I knocked him out of bounds when the game did not like that.
I'm getting my momma back out.
Fuck!
Shit.
Creepscar, thanks 43!
Fucking hell.
These guys, insanely agile.
And I have no spirit.
Fuck me!
I need spirit. Better, more spirit.
Shoot me then.
of
one of
Okay.
Multi-shot! Okay, nice. Ten arrows in a widespread? That's crazy.
oh that's an explosive barrel right there and that deals so much damage when he just did
okay one no more I know you're gonna shoot
He just blow himself up.
shit chill chill chill chill
Oh, you do have some melee moves.
Come here.
It's fine, don't die.
Is he alive?
I have 42 jerkies here.
Thank you, Cam.
I know you're going to shoot, I'm just waiting for it.
I'll be right back.
I
Do
Death by jerky
Nice.
Woo!
Maybe, bubble.
I'm over my sword now.
I'm over my sword. It's alright, you know? It is what it is.
This is part of main quest? No, I'm just running around exploring at this point.
There's also something really cool all the way over there.
Did I get something new from this?
A lot of wyvern flame stuff.
Wait, Wyvern Blaster? It's unequippable though. It's for another character. Yeah, I got the
cannon I did. Huge question mark here.
We're on an exploring adventure right now.
That's silver. There is an actual creams and dessert. There is, yeah.
Yeah, it's a lot of fun stuff to do comics. Tons.
No, I'm fully done with the snake quest, Baka.
It's ogre.
What is this giant question mark anyways?
Oh, it's probably that, you know.
I'm going over here. I saw a castle like out in the water over on this edge of the map.
I really want to see what that is.
Might be quest slot, but let's do it.
How many hours that was in this game?
Uh, coming up on like,
46-ish?
47?
You just have that kind of face.
Regular bandits are chillin' here?
Are you actually just regular bandits?
Oh yeah, they are.
Wait, that means maybe I could finish the challenge here.
If I could kill three at the same time.
That was two.
God damn it, I got two.
Well, we'll get it eventually.
No big deal.
There are some predator animals there is.
What do you think we're fear?
Did I catch the firebird again?
No, I haven't.
Damn, like look at this place over here man.
What even is this?
Where are we?
The castle I saw I think is over here.
I think so.
a long way but it's cool oh there's something down there
Yeah, my health is region-ing, that's why it's blinking down there.
Oh, it's a waypoint, nice.
It's good to get waypoints over here, I'm sure.
The game is too big, they need to add a shrinking DLC.
No, don't do that.
It's so fun, it's- oh, god.
Man, that's mean!
Putting a waypoint in the middle of these?
That is mean that's not cool, dude
Hey, it might be able to burn them with your sword is true
We need to finish that puzzle up in the sky, but first I want to try to get to this castle
in the air. Castle in the sky.
Castle's in the air.
Bummer some puzzles still need to take out more of my anger on enemies but soon yes
I like the puzzles.
Okay, big ship.
area fishing Hamlet no I'm over the sword I'm even using it even though I
shouldn't I mean it is for at this point in the game it's very high damage it is
Maybe the sword gets stronger than where you kill with it.
Maybe.
I mean, only time will tell.
Go lose yourself.
Just lose yourself in the music the moment you own it.
Hey, where's Koopy?
Is that thing over here?
Am I blind?
It's supposed to be a re- oh, it's right there, fruit juice.
Thank you.
Fruit and water, nice.
That's easy.
I've been loving creams and desert. Yeah, it's tight
It is time
catch starts with the right one right now I'm literally just running and exploring
on the edge of the map because we saw a full castle the one in is sort of
using yeah it's the Assyrian sword it's from a very long quest line from for a
For a big serpent I just got it like an hour ago
Yeah, I might as well leave it at that
Yeah, I know about the cat
We're just high-tech bridge here
the
the holding the sort of you see points of interest when you do it
So like skill points and stuff.
I think we're getting to this theme punk area. I mean, we've been kind of close to this area before
and there was like robot ants fighting against humans. There was like a war zone.
Oh, there's a waypoint over there.
Good, I'm going to that starting point.
I mean, that waypoint, starting point.
Kedadactyl? Wait, what?
Chassisome?
Oh, shit!
I mean, it's a machine.
Okay, new.
boy oh I a roenak 57 thank you brother
skycrookin of hell where are we now yeah
we're getting there Mount Venus Venus
let's get let's try to get higher and get
an overview
Oh yeah, I do have Huckiman helmet, you're right.
I have a lot of helmets on me.
I'm climbing Mount Venus.
one I learned double jump I don't think it's worth it when I spend it on others
What amazing legendary item you get from killing the pterodactyl.
Surely something really powerful.
Yeah, I'm not keeping my hopes up anymore.
I'm just appreciating the exploration.
That's it.
That's all it is.
Thank you, Flame.
Enemies do not scale in this that I've noticed.
Like, I just thought bandits here and they die in like one hit.
And I'm on the edge of the map.
I'm basically on the complete opposite end of the game of where the game starts, kinda.
Yeah. No, Sonny, no.
I
He go
For a long time person am I not yeah, I'm not a mid game or late game for sure
The main quest now, yeah, I'm in chapter 5, 50% through, I'd like to finish it, but
I just wanted to go on an exploration spree a bit.
Reduce stamina?
I mean, you need to increase your stamina meter, that's what you gotta do.
There's tons of upgrades for it.
Am I getting sniped I think I'm getting sniped oh yeah it's the flying
Hang on, who's seen this before?
What the hell, robots?
Wait a minute, robots!
Chill!
I'm trying something here I can't hack them wait no I can't hack them I think
Wait, it said examine. Okay. I think I can hack them. Oh, this is chaos
I'm not sure it's working
Don't know I'm out of here
Yeah, no, I no access here.
VITRAAAAAAAAIT!
I will fight those if they are...
Where my goal is.
There's a challenge to go by a horseback from one end of the map to the other.
Oh, shit.
Hello, Marnese Mysterium.
You guys friendly?
Yeah?
No?
You didn't think so.
There's like some loot out here on the map.
Yeah, you get in for a bubble, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I had to happen once.
I tried spears a little bit, but I tend to not use spears a lot in games.
If I have other choices.
The gray forest.
Okay, small combat mecha tank.
So this is the tech area over here.
This is just big tech area.
There's too many of them to fight.
And my goal is not to go here.
My goal is to go over there.
We're just getting a lot of vision here.
Oh wait, these guys are friendly because I took out the dragon, guys, I think.
Hey, friends! Help me! Help me!
What the hell is this?
Don't move it.
Something to my right also.
What the hell?
Marnie's transporter?
Equip the Visioon?
Wait, is that what I...
No.
Wait, the Visioon?
I feel like I recognize that.
The Visioon.
Yeah, it's gotta be a main story thing.
thing, probably.
Oh, is it the helmet?
Oh yeah, it's the Glorpa helmet.
It is.
It's the Glorpa.
Uh...
You're right.
That's why I recognize the name.
Yeah, there it is.
Uh...
there it is
all on teleporting to these areas
valve guard garrison
marnie's lab
our aeronautical research base?
I can't go there.
Mari's Manor.
Oh, Jay?
Okay, now I'm here, alright.
With no way out.
Up.
Push please.
Can you push?
Am I not allowed to?
I called many
Yeah, I tried leaning but
This is clearly a secret wall
No can use this yet, I mean I'm probably here very early
Yeah, probably wrong side of it
Valve guard Gary
Oh, now we're back here. Okay. It's a bu- bukka.
ranged weapons of the world, guns, yeah I'm gonna steal that shi-
come on I'm outta here
Oh shit, we're on the island.
people aren't you health detection device
yoink
hmm days immunity and the tech live oh you see the life bars on enemies what
interesting yeah keel thanks three Jennifer the block thanks 41 thank you
guys
Yeah, now you can see how much health they have if I use the helmet that is but that's kind of funny though
That's so funny
That's from scrubs. Do you need something price?
No, just cruising about really are you making glorts?
You're free
You've done me a great service.
Oh, okay.
Uh...
My thanks and good day.
Hello.
You've done me a great service.
Oh, thank you.
Give down me a great service.
this one it's all right it's all thanks to the great Marnie
Oh, you need to have the vision to talk okay
Talk to me then
the
why are they not just freeing them
be free
is it still open?
you also want to be free?
be free
All right, he's doing the right.
Hello.
Hey, welcome. Well met.
So, yo, there's a guy's a chef.
Do you have a money?
Great money has made my life far easier.
I reckon it's about time for new invention.
Right.
I definitely think you get here later at some point.
Definitely the Crimson Desert.
Oh shit, oil.
Is that the oil platform I saw from all the way over there and I thought it was the Castle
of Hell?
I think it is.
Is this Shinra?
What are all these question marks anyways?
Iron flame orcs, right.
No, Nassraven, not really.
Yeah, I think this is the- I thought it was like the Dark Knight Castle or something.
It's just an oil platform.
Well I can clear it, a bad people.
Okay. Oh shit, cool weapons.
Walking on knights.
They're not very tanky at all or my sword is just good.
Some more enemies? Like a little triple? I am using this serial sword and it is higher damage for now.
I want to get a full on on all
three so I can get my challenge come on dammit why'd you move behind me
can you wrestle robots no you cannot shit oh my god ow the bullying here
Okay, fucking Blankers, yep.
It's not many left.
We can't even grab them.
What is this?
Oh, okay.
Cogwheel?
Oh, shit, you get so many cogwheels here.
Damn!
These Masper's robots have better lifting swords?
Yeah, that's true.
That's true, actually. Yeah, there's like a few enemies left.
Aw shit, here we go again.
I don't remember what you used the cogs for.
I want to get this train to roll, that would be tight.
group ops I could try to do this challenge
three yes fucking finally oh whoa
did I get a quest for the Alchemy Castle no so I wouldn't have been able to do
without a serian sword that's just how it is okay we have an oil rig why so this
is the fading tinker tins hey guys we're friends now
Can we use the train?
Oh wait, can I go up higher here?
Oh hell yeah.
My hat is not absurd, it's awesome.
You're just jealous because you don't have a moose in your head.
It is, if and it is, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I think this is... no, did I turn this off?
I don't really know.
Something on the map here.
Reactivate the drilling rig. You get lubed for it.
Okay, so we got to reactivate this, there must be a reason this opens up.
Hello.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try and get out of here.
Revolving door. Oh, okay. Wait, can I turn this on by doing this?
Okay, let's see then crouch our three
I'm in
Coggers
Blue symbol is the element of equip that's frost is this something
Must be something here we can do right ah we can reattach here yes nice we're
gonna have an oiler egg
nice
Was there more of them?
Oh, Shania Lantern.
Yeah.
It's working!
Okay, we got power here.
Oh, everything's powered up.
Nice yellow light on this handle here.
Am I activating the train?
I hope so.
We're fixing the ventilation ducts.
Yeah I randomly ran into this.
I mean, I had a goal to go here because I saw it from the distance like three, four days ago.
But I thought it was a castle, not an oil rig, because I was so far away.
Okay, I think we gotta bolt these down. It looks like it.
Almost like the game also told me about it.
Any more loose screws here?
We're inside L's 10K PC right now.
I don't see any other loose screws though.
There's a golden shiny light on, on this one in particular.
Maybe you need to clean it.
If I could get up here, that'd be...
Oh yeah, I guess this one is loose.
What is happening?
Yeah, that was loose.
Oh, okay.
Oh, they need to go all the way down like this.
I see.
That makes sense.
My oil rig now!
Nice. Drilling is done. And before you make like godly amounts of money this way. Something
up here on the map. I think we got everything up and running. Looks like it. Yeah, the lighthouse
is working too nice they haven't told me that it's done right no there's still a
quest area here this one sounds like it's broken inside or something
You're not spinning aren't you supposed to be spinning?
Sorry brother
Wait, starting the mission, it won't be a matter. Wait what?
What just happened?
Anyways, let's focus on the drilling
Is it above me?
It might be above.
Gotta activate the whole oil rig.
The factory?
No, I haven't solved that.
Now we're solving the oil rig, though.
This is way cooler.
It's gotta be up here.
Yeah, this looks very important.
not moving. This looks like the main controls. Oh shit. Once preparation is to restart the
drilling they're complete. Aim at the switch with L1 and kick it. Try and go to reveal
the control lever. Operate the control lever, activate the drilling rig's control system.
Once it's active, use to operate the lever and start the drilling rig. Yeah! Let's go!
We got oil!
Yeah!
I don't think there's anything else here to do.
I'll check the train if you can use it.
It was 30 oil and 9 something.
Is it oil?
No?
I haven't read this.
Hey, Cyborg takes 52.
Yeah, I'm gonna check the train.
Well, we learned how to make guns now, which Cliff doesn't use.
I like how everything just turns quiet when you open the inventory.
got a group all the items it's actually nice yeah inventory becomes so much less cluttered
But I don't know what we got. Oh, we have a skill point.
Yeah, food is the solution, it's true.
What about the train? Can we please get the train to move?
We got oil to transport.
Oil, oil, oil.
Well, cool.
Was there a lever?
Did you see a lever?
I don't recall seeing a lever for this.
Probably not in the front of it.
Maybe you gotta wait for the train to arrive.
I walked past a lever.
I did.
Really.
Really?
In the back?
Like...
Back...
Oh, this?
Oh...
I think this is for the bridge chat.
Oh, you guys are stranded over there now. Tough luck.
I'm not sure why I did this.
There's a red light there. Maybe we gotta make that green.
Yeah, the music is nice here when you hear it.
Yeah, that just took us up there.
I don't think there's much else to do here.
Yeah, it's probably faction stuff, most likely, like everything else.
That was cool.
Journal... faction...
That was sick.
What were they called?
Blackwater Oil Merchant Guild.
Light restored to Tinkerton.
Deliver the news to Cordelia.
Who the hell is Cordelia?
Well, apparently I just did this whole questline.
She's all the way over there.
Well, I've been in this house.
I guess we can go to Cordelia.
I have a teleporter here.
Why not?
What was the reward for the big snake?
The one-handed sword I'm using.
It's just as good as a starting sword.
I'm not even kidding you.
Like, actually the exact same stats.
To be honest, Johnny, I just did that quest like two hours ago to learn to die your armor.
And then I just went on expiration spree because I really wanted to go out on that oil rig
in the ocean that I saw like three, four days ago in this game.
thoughts on the game go from makes the very positive steam reviews hell yeah
take doesn't have tons of abyssal gear slots nope same as the starting weapon
three
alright we're gonna talk to someone we've never met now so that's great
Oh, the game wants- Woah, sick! Sick art here, I like it.
Huh. Yeah, oh yeah, they-
They got lights on now because I fixed their oil rig, so the lights are back. Cool.
Hey.
supplies become stable the lights will flare back to life so suddenly
shadow puppet dies slow down we can keep the great Marnie's gift the light of
tinkerton glowing bright
I'll go check on the other machines
I'm their oiler yeah thank you for helping us I can assure you we won't
Don't forget your kindness
Yeah, that was a questline I guess I pretty much jumped to the end of it
No, brother
The boys the market so dear these days
I'm on chapter 5. I think I'll try to finish chapter 5 right now.
This music is nice.
this area is cool man damn they got robots on their back what oh it's the
like kind of like the drill balls fire
my game is sick nemesis I can't rate it out of 10 I don't like doing that and I'm
also like not even close far enough in this game to do it but the game is sick
as long as you can get past the slow intro. The intro is slow. What the f-
I'm looking if there's a waypoint. Well, I just got a waypoint, I guess.
Can't be that slow if I let him flush it.
I was prepared for it to be slow.
I've played my fair share of like, like take the Gothic games for example, they can be
slow in the beginning, but then they turn absolute godlike and so do you as a character.
And I love that journey when you start from nothing and then, wow, you become a god.
I expected this game to be like that, so I was prepared for a slow start
Your horses come that is my top priority real sugar cubes silver moon horseshoe
A change of come straight back here for all your techniques
Would you like some advice on no your next visit shall be met with a ready horse I have a horse man
time. What is this? Oh, it's the Royal Trading Post. Okay. This is a cozy, very cozy town
here very cozy town I'll say we should finish chapter 5 I'm 50% through doesn't
seem to be long Johnny Clem thanks to anyone again right thank you how many
bosses have I done a 17 out of 75
Hell yes I thought it was go dude. Fuck yeah man. Drop in. 75 bosses here.
oh you got a meat dish hell yeah eat my meat dish
The roof of the servants' quarters has collapsed, but I cannot spare any manpower to repair
it at the moment.
Could I ask for your help?
Okay.
You shall be well rewarded.
I give you my word.
I want to see what the research you get for this area.
Select the regional map.
Oh, construction.
Okay.
Okay, I'll send some construction here.
Except I...
calm.
So confused by that. I can't see it here, though.
Select the original map to triangle to open the missions list in the inspect mode.
Hmm.
Was it because I pressed on the church?
Doesn't need to be on the port.
Nah, it's gotta be here.
Inspect, inspect, inspect, inspect, inspect, inspect.
Yeah, it doesn't do anything.
And I should be able to do it.
Yeah, there's missions here.
Saltwater fishing.
I got no fisherman though.
Jesus.
I don't know why I can't do it. It's just doesn't let you.
It just doesn't let you.
I
Remove question mark. Yeah, I think there's a way point here
Heed the sacred words of Solomon by a writ of absolution there's no active. Oh
Okay, you can absolve yourself here
Solomon's embrace holy water does
us remove debuff heat the sacred words may Solomon's blessing be with you there
must be a yeah this question mark it has to be a waypoints I don't see what
else it would be. No, no, no, no, no, no. There, that's it. It was literally right next
I
Is it a work quarters. Yeah, this is probably not the work quarters
Oh look at the lights because of the oil rig that's so tight
Don't lose yourself in the music, the moment you own it.
Money.
I'll try to stay.
Was there a bell?
Oh yeah, there probably is a bell here.
I just haven't seen it yet.
But there most definitely is a bell in this town.
Oh, it's right in front of me.
It's right here.
Lul.
That means we'll find another shy
If I can get in
Ring
This town's beautiful, dude. This place is a vibe. I like this place. I'd love to see
what they give for research. Yeah, very nice. Thank you.
Yeah, now we see everything here. Very nice. Where was reparation needed? It was like in
in the working quarters or something.
That's the castle.
Museum is there.
Is that a train station?
Cool!
Also, there's a cave here, Guardian's Cave.
That could be insane loot.
We should go here.
I don't think it would have been there.
Any other caves on the map?
Not that I can see.
No. Not that I can see.
There's another train station. This place is filled with train stations. This is so nice.
I like it.
still don't get what he wants me to repair though because I can't repair this
there's nothing there there's the institutes no mission
CAUSAL. No mission.
Yeah, it's not the CAUSAL either.
Unless, I mean, this is not going to be here.
That's blam-tation. There's a mission here, but that's harvesting.
Die House.
Timberton.
yeah I don't know I don't know what he meant with that maybe I can see it in the
journal these guys are called delicia iron wheel rebuild home rebuild the house
in delicia dispatch to rebuild the house in delicia okay where is it there it's
this one mission yes here it is whoa fuck Luke can you can I cancel you how
do I cancel Luke don't need to go back for that I think so because then I can
I can have two builders, Aldrick and Luke to go, I'll add it.
I'm not very tight.
I'm going to this cave chat.
So what I would like to do is I'd like to finish Chapter 5.
I would like to finish the puzzle thing.
Damn, this area is huge.
I'd like to finish the puzzle thing up in the sky.
That's what I would like to do.
Hey, you.
I think that sounds like a good ass plan
You only need to say one with required skills. Normally you need to send two
Mark is in 68 brother
Only one is required you can just send another okay, that's cool then
Unavailable in this location. What do you mean?
What? Mine Sulfur? No, I haven't encountered it.
Okay, now I can't do it anymore. For some reason. I can't do anything.
Why I did it in the beginning of Streamslanderbot I did
Let's see here and extract anywhere but the steam father and run the x-scene okay
Let's not get distracted go for the cave. Oh, is it because standing on fast travel? Is that actually it?
Oh, she alright. Yeah, nice. Thank you
Can I only send all Drake?
No.
Then we'll send Ronald to... what?
Do I need three people?
How many do I need?
Yeah, I need more people. You need a shitload of people to fix this, apparently.
But we are working on that
Horse drifting
Don't forget chat. Hello. It's starting up in 20 minutes
No, don't download it
There's a train
Got a nice light on during nighttime
Oh wait, it's set behind my camera. It did.
My bad.
Required members, 8 to 10 members.
How do you get the horse to move so fast?
It's a legendary horse, but it's also leveled up.
That's why you see the fast start like this, why he didn't do it now, when he goes up on two legs.
I've been on a train but I haven't taken one.
No it is not knob Kamora is edgy and no one fucks with her
It's a cave right here
Come on, is she I think it says in the description
Could be wrong, I don't think I could be but I don't think so
Yeah, fishing rod nice. Why do we get over here then huh? Oh
It's a gold mine
Which is really good, because when you have enough...
Oh, there's even a big loot here. What?
What is that shield?
Oh my god.
Tidebreaker boots.
Oh, it makes you swim.
Okay, you can swim faster. That's actually really nice. That's super nice
That's cool, that's actually really really good to have it's a good pair of boots
But there's also like this shield here that I don't think I can take I just like a cosmetic
Time for some drilling.
Is it a hundred gold ore you need to make a gold bar?
Someone said that, but it might have been one guy.
Oh, so where's my dog?
Why is my dog not looting this?
Dog, what are you doing?
Loot.
Loot the gold.
Thank you.
You do it through a blacksmith?
Okay.
I have like over 50 ores now for this.
of
but that's harder. Okay, I see.
I'm gonna make gold oars and invest everything make passive money, baby
Okay, now that we've done that oh shit, it's a recipe or I don't have
Freya's elixir attack plus five that's a lot
Shield was cosmetic yeah, it was
Well well well that was that was a cool adventure how many skill points three
Yeah, we could get some cool stuff. I don't have the upgrade for spinning slash and I do like it I
Do like it body slam could be tight. Well, I need to get double jump in order to use all these moves
Where is double jump? I know it's here somewhere double jump double jump
Double double jump boom there we go nice
Cool. Abyss in the Sky puzzle? Yeah, we could finish that. Let's first finish Chapter 5 though.
I'm far into Chapter 5, so it might as well finish that.
that. Focus shot, force palm, pulse. That's alright. Some more mana. It's actually good
to have. Wait, what gives more mana? Oh yeah, this is force palm. So you can upgrade it.
That's fine. Just more mana man. I'll take that.
Don't do the big factor one. No, I haven't gotten that quest yet.
I haven't.
Let's see. We've got to speak to the soldiers over here. Should be quick and easy.
What is there to buy in this game that's worth a lot of money?
I mean a lot of the research and stuff is very expensive later. It seems like like 500 silvers for a
for a for a Luftballon air balloon Luftballon I turned Swedish German for a
second
so now we're gonna finish chapter five then we're gonna finish that castle in
the sky
oh man getting more more nice actually so nice
Never heard of that, sir, in his...
Ghosts?
as if searching for something. What the hell is going on? Then, suddenly, they vanished.
They might still be lurking around the castle. That's cool, musta. We should keep an eye out.
Yeah, I'm loving this. I mean, yeah, this game definitely has its issues, but I have played
my fair share of like scuffed arpeggios, I've played all the golf fakes. Can you fucking chill?
um
Bunking
Track the invader
And uh, like I've already like this to me. This is like a very polished compared to something like gothic for example
But it's it definitely still has some jank issues this one
But I love goth it does like my favorite RPGs man
Around up every man I can
I'd yet to receive word from the marquee please leave
Yeah, okay, but I'm tracking the invader
Is he arrested?
Do I feel like this as in its gameplay was supposed to be an MMO?
No, I don't get that feeling, but I haven't played an MMO in forever, so...
No I haven't done factory puzzle.
I haven't got the quest for it.
I probably- I need to do more Hernandian quests to get it, supposedly.
Really, Vento, you can?
Fucking hell.
You know what? You could have held that in position yourself.
Hmm.
Where the hell do I track? It's not like I have any Witcher sense.
Where's my yellow paint?
Yeah, Lord Alicard takes the crime. Thank you.
I go in there and if the area is controlled by Spider-Quest, I pop up.
But I've already been in the factory and there's nothing there.
But maybe if I do now.
Goodnight, Cavus. Have a seat well, man. Thanks, chill, dude.
where will we find the intruder the red X it doesn't mean anything I just went
there a lot of keys yeah guys do you know the can I can we talk I mean this
area is huge to search. Does it say anything? Any clues? The witch's boarding of
Lumen Dark Force leaves here with the nomad since forward and quickly returned
to her and then to gather information and prepare. That's what we're doing, yeah.
Any knowers of the Scar of the Corner? Being somewhere this is, I'm guessing it's
got to be in the castle here. That's what they were talking about.
Scar of the Corner and down there point.
Please grab the wall.
Is in the room you entered the abyss in before?
Oh, uh...
I'll round up every man I can.
Wow, I do not remember that.
was it top floor on the left yes yes now that you mentioned it yes yeah I
think you're right now I brought back to me in my head watch it
Here. Oh no. Here. Here. No, I think I remember the room. Is it here? No. A key is required,
okay. I have like a vivid memory of this room now. That's outside. Oh wait, this is not
the top floor oh okay well not here yeah it's inside I mean you did this very
early in the game
I'll round up every man I can.
It's not one of these, is it?
Sorry.
Or it is?
Sorry.
Oh yeah, there! Yeah, yeah, right.
There we go.
Nice.
I love the game so far, but I mean I can't see why people don't love the game too.
No doubt.
I'm just I mean I'm just repeating myself for this point. I've played my fair share of RPGs that start slow and are
Janky and scoffed and I love it
I golfing is my favorite RPGs in which Witcher 1 is like the greatest RPG of all time in my opinion. I
love a Witcher 1
But it's janky as fuck
Witcher 1 is old is jank. It's
Yeah, but it's so good. It's so damn good
It's a game like this is right up my alley.
Yeah, I gotta think it's super polished, especially those ladders.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck, chill!
Oh
Okay, you can interrupt that yeah
Oh, I have the drill equipped, that's why I couldn't do it.
Crab battle takes 79, and Alucard takes 7 again, I think you do.
Skyrim?
one thing I hate in RPGs is enemies that scale with you level-wise but I love
starting as a fucking plebbing getting my ass beat and then you become a god
that's like this shit man but that doesn't happen in like Skyrim everything
just levels with you I still like Skyrim though but yeah that's so big
minus for me
I almost was go did what happened
White crow has been taken a loose thing. What do you mean? Who did this to you?
My wounds matter not you must find her quickly
Follow him, the crow, and stop the black witch.
Who is that?
One who covets White Crow's power.
If she succeeds in claiming it.
White Crow must never fall into her hands.
No matter what.
You must do whatever it takes.
to kinship you kind of owe us some answers go after him find white crow
all right gather clues on the crow in her name sure buddy we're gonna finish
is chapter we should see if we can get the quest though there's most definitely
some quests in this town where I will get the quest for the factory like
someone said
because it's it's part of how Celeste and all I have is bounties that's it
which means there's another quest branch I might not have found
the dream in English or Swedish I don't lately I've only dreamt of XCOM in
Crimson Desert I've played so much it's insane
got to free up some inventory here for so much shit
That's plenty of silver.
I do know about Baldur's Gay 3.
I haven't heard of it.
Alright, we freed up a lot of spaces, we can go and ditch and camp, too, but not now.
First Finis' chapter.
Number one goal right now.
Finis' chapter.
I mean, yeah, like look here for example, it could be like a quest branch that is this, Goddess of Abundance, Erect the Statue of the Goddess,
maybe not that, or maybe it's a beyond guys over here, maybe it's, win it, no god please no, I need to win it, there's Tina's request,
There's a bunch that could have the factory quest that's how's Roberts
That's not like one thing at a time. Let's not get sidetracked
Because I want to finish this this main the chapter
Yeah, we freed the serpent it was a cool cutscene
Freaky as hell the sword he gave is
No better than the absolute starting sword like they're actually the same
but
Where is white crow
White crow ah you mean the offering on her way to the altar as we speak
Whoa, I've long wondered why mother ever cared for the likes of you
Oh my god look how far away it was.
Wait, Deminus!
Isn't that...
Isn't that where I just were?
Oh yeah, yeah, no, this is the hot area, yeah.
Well, we have a teleport here, so... tough luck, buddy.
apparently I don't. I could have sworn I had a teleporter there.
Ahhhh... tough luck for me man.
Hey, this is the castle by the way, the factory castle.
So I guess I'll teleport here because it's closest.
Most enemies in this game are humans thus far.
I've fought some, like, stone giants and frost giants and stuff.
Yeah, I'm not gonna get a quest here. There's no way.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna be stuck here. I'm just gonna, like, visit it real quick,
because it's on the way anyways.
I might as well see if some kind of quest pops up.
I am loving the game so far.
I am.
Reminder, I'm not live tomorrow, by the way, it's Wednesday.
I've got some shit to take care of.
Having a day to take everything into this game is going to be nice actually
Yeah part timer true
Yeah, here's the dumbass castle
Wait, there's a way point wait, is that a scuffed way points? Wait, what is this? What is this a scuffed way? Why am I stuck?
what is happening wait what is going on
there's like a scuffed waypoint or something don't jump on it wait what oh
no what the fuck
Okay, why you can teleport out?
Remember they added waypoints in a patch?
Some of them are scuffed.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
Oh yeah, I could use aim and jump out, true.
all good. I look forward to the next patch to go. I'm curious what they're going to
do with it. So you're telling me there's supposed to be a spider in this castle that
you killed to get the factory quest. Or you're supposed to get the quest to kill the spider
first I guess because there ain't no damn spider in this castle I've been in
this castle for two hours in vain and there ain't no damn spider balls all
right
nothing here nothing the noble houses quest well the only noble houses
quest I have is the bounties. Like if you mean house, oh you mean like these houses I guess.
House Roberts has one more quest and then they're fully done. They speak with the noble there.
Should definitely do that. But one thing at a time.
We are finishing chapter five.
Yeah, some people say you don't need to do bounties. Some people say you do need to do bounties. It's very out in the open. It's either or, though.
Sorry, sorry, musta slid.
Or if I randomize Sloth Lane?
I mean there'll probably be some Sloth thing after I'm done with this game.
Oh, she can swim because she's leveled up.
Wait, how is Leopold's run, by the way, did he die?
Oh, really, digital?
Yeah.
You gotta get knocked out three times, at least.
He didn't die, okay.
Let us gonna beat us all.
I can show my equipment.
I got the leather helm of the Fallen Kingdom, the leather armor of the Fallen Kingdom,
the leather cloak of the Fallen Kingdom, the Stag Lord shield, the plate gloves of the Fallen Kingdom,
the Syrian sword, and Vessel of Dark Pursuits,
Südmenbo, and plate boots of the Fallen Kingdom.
And then I got the Ancient Ring.
I have the Ancient's necklace, and I have the Ancient's earring.
Now this sword is good, like it's high damage.
At this point in the game the sword is very high damage.
But I could upgrade the starting sword to the same upgrade level that this sword is,
and they would be identical.
The only benefit getting this sword now is I don't need to spend upgrade material on
some other sword to get the same damage.
Thank you Hojulak, thank you.
It has three sockets, yeah, just like the starting sword. Also has three sockets.
Crueless.
You don't know your place.
You can carry it, I did it a few times there.
Oh yeah, let's see how that goes.
Ha! You think this is the strength of my dear mother's face?
Should I be feeling all the power to you?
Ooh!
Tock and crockie, green man.
Come and fight me.
I love it red. I love this game. I really do. What's there a guy just flying randomly in the background of guard?
I saw it
Nice
Gather information at the orphanage. That's what it makes to me.
How am I so OP? I'm to be fair, I'm using a Syrian sword, which like having it at this point in the story is probably very OP.
But it won't be OP for long, I think.
I mean I thought this game was very men the beginning the first hours
Like I was prepared to flush it
It was Fein's forced open Heaven's Gate.
Heaven's Gate?
It's sanctuary we have stood watch over, the generations.
Not simply because it was sacred.
Hey, you...
There's more to it.
It is said that the gate leads to a world beyond our own.
Now those wicked souls have passed through.
So the deaths was the short bound he sought?
They were evil incarnate.
They sought the secret to open heaven's gate.
And slaughtered the faithful who held their tongues.
That's what befell all those people.
Most were murdered.
And like if you were taken away, it was hell itself.
They said it was all for the mother.
The mudman.
In the cellar lies a relic that can open Heaven's gate.
Here, take the key and stop those monsters.
Find somewhere safe and stay hidden.
Easy. Hydravix 23, thank you.
I'm taking the church's relic yeah I was prepared to flush this game like it
during the first stream I was like I told Chad I would give it two days and I
know I need to give it two days but I well I'm not gonna lie I wasn't really
feeling it but halfway through the second day I'm like oh shit now this is
this is my jam but yeah it definitely took like a few hours we did
can't use my s- oh minus jerking
Oh
No, can I get the pill
Oh, this is a puzzle? I think so. Oh, it's one of these. Just click until you solve it.
I got it. Open. Dagger of radiance. Okay, that's the relic.
What was it that changed your mind? I mean getting more used to the like the
Combat wasn't super much combat in the beginning
If I recall and then just a sense of exploration you can find like epic-looking gear just by exploring
And then you you build up your cam and that will help you in the long run to build up your cam
camp cam
Am I then thing here or what? Oh, there
I definitely don't think this game is game of the year, but I I'm very happy with it
Can I move all of these?
I'll probably like that.
That was a tough puzzle.
Only big streamer brain can solve it.
So they're going to introduce the pillars now.
I believe I've already done, like, two pillars.
I'm still not even done with the one after one of the bosses for the serpents.
Is that a waypoint?
Yeah, it is.
Big-ass question mark.
I
Horse
Thank you
So GTA 6P game of the year? Maybe? I don't know.
Imagine if it doesn't get it. Wow.
Oh, yeah, RDR2 didn't play it. Which game won the year RDR Rhythm Shatuga released?
Oh god of war. Yeah.
of
I
What
Okay, I guess I'll climb, but it doesn't seem like I'm supposed to climb this though.
Unless there's like a balcony up there.
Ah, fuck it, we climbed, I guess.
The windows are barred.
I'm gonna check this balcony up here.
Alright, there's holes here. Nice.
Hey, hey, hey.
of
ah come on it's got to be like that we got to turn this bad boy
Thank you.
Bottle ping and bottle boom.
Okay.
Are we good?
There's one of them stab things well, I could go out there too
We stab these bunch things buddy plot it's I this is not one of them though. I think but fucking
Yeah, they always make the scene to me
from
Fuck it's so high up still okay, let me let me get on this ship
This is a grab
Going
It's not a grad wait I see power okay power power
Power from the outside
What I
Didn't try laser with a sword I guess
Can I move you I
I can't move it, yeah.
That looks great.
Are we flying?
Yep. Sure are.
A big monkey boss about to jump when you can't say it ain't so he got nerfed though.
They changed a move of the monkey apparently, probably his enraged move that was dumb as
hell.
I asked Mika about it and...
Yeah, it seems like they changed it.
You can see which I think the ones that are blue you've done already, right?
Or something like that.
Because I started a super long one after that one boss fight, but I still haven't finished.
this is a different one now
no i think it's just a platform
boom
all right this should be easy
i've got my fair share of this
go.
Okay.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
What up guys? Yeah, I'm doing good. It was really fun actually. I love doing it.
I do not remember what these were for. Maybe they're cosmetic.
Alright, I guess I'll climb up and see...
...as a bait.
Alright, I won't take more of the bait thing.
I guess I'll go from the other side it's pretty high up man because we're getting
This was a proc-erisa, thank you!
And good night, Marine!
Thanks for chillin'.
Hope you see well, dude.
Oh, I can jump up there, I just saw it.
But I think I can scuff my way up here, too.
Surely this will go exactly as-
BOT!
Thank you.
I'm just gonna jump up here.
Uhhh...
Yeah...
Nice wall grab. Oh god, please grab the wall. Cliff! Cliff!
Oh...
It's surprisingly... Well, no, I could just get up there where I see the laser rays. That's what they want you to do.
I'm just dent-maxing.
It's okay. It's alright. It's okay. It's okay. It's alright. It will take the time it takes,
All right. It will take the time it takes.
There's no rush here. Nope, not at all.
All right, you gotta change these here.
Oh, okay.
All right, all right.
Thank you.
I mean, we'll get to it eventually, surely.
Thank you. I mean, we'll get to it eventually, surely.
And what did we achieve with this? I have zero clue.
This is the gate, isn't it?
What?
What the fuck was that?
what what the fuck was that dude
yeah
This is not where I was.
So bold.
All right, we've activated some lasers.
I guess I've got to get up there again
and go to the other side.
I
Don't I feel I don't know must be a different way to get out. Are you kidding me? I gotta change these again. Oh
of
That's too...
So we need power to go all the way.
Well, there's power here, so that's good.
So I'm guessing we gotta get to the other side and check those power outlets.
You have a problem with bow challenge? The champion doesn't spawn after three win?
I never did the champion for that, I said fuck it.
I only did what was required.
Oh, and there's the gates. Okay.
So is there not power in one of these?
Oh, yeah, I think I see it. Yeah, there's no power here. This is the problem
Power all right, we got some power
Please bro. Can we check the other cords from here?
Yeah, there's one cord that doesn't have power here. So we got to fix that one and it goes
down there there up there into the
middle okay
how is that oh it's the flowers there it
is and now the job should be done
Yes. Thank you! Job's done. Why'd it's gone?
Or will this do? This is actually the main story I'm doing here.
Um, but it will probably introduce an element, I imagine.
Like a glide moment when it spins.
That's funny.
How did I change my focus bar?
Oh no, I have frost elements.
I found it randomly before they gave me introduced them.
That's why I think they're going to introduce the elements here, because you get it from
these fires.
But, okay, we have two paths here.
Where's only one active, this one?
Oh, the game wants me to do this one, so let's do that.
Neat.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, end mystery start, yeah!
They're actually making us a ton of money in those guards.
Oh my god press one button no oh dude on my heart tank I press square instead of X
Yeah.
We're definitely moved to the final battleground.
Oh
Yeah, here he is
What don't you dick good night jack up as you well
The light will illuminate your sins, heathens, oh, son of him, hear us!
What is this?
They'll be found, your friend, your mother.
Let's go here.
Let's go to Pasha!
This fight was 10 FPS on PS5.
Oh, ha!
Yikes.
Oh yeah, I'm definitely at 100 now.
I've been locked to like a hundred and twenty for the whole game.
It shall serve as your good
We'll see this grave. I'll be this is my nest
Yeah, well I got a sirion sword, so let's see how you handle that
Now, lay down your arms and accept your fate.
Resist and you'll only know later something.
Join those damned priests as an offering to the darkness.
Oh, I'm learning.
Aerial roll.
Oh, cool.
Sick.
Oh, nice.
Oh nice.
Her very own son has no interest in your story.
I could be all that she sees.
I must put her to the core!
Crazy Greyman!
Who's a bloody Greyman?
And today I dream of carrying a bunch of Greyman,
limb from limb!
of
the
of
the
death of the
death of
the
death of
the
death of
to
Nice don't again nice don't again
Yeah, I can't even stun him.
A bit too high damage.
Hey!
It's higher nearing, I think.
That's I fear this is not the end
It's happening in the story. Ah, we just we saved the sorcerer who saved our life in the beginning. Yeah
And that's what I wanted to do, chapter 6 cracks in the shield.
I really wanted to finish chapter 5 there.
Now I want to finish the tower up in the sky, man!
Yeah, loving it.
How many hours in now? I'm coming in on 50 soon, I think.
The stats on the sword, it deals 24 damage, that's it.
It doesn't even have any self-gets on it right now.
door. There it is. We've got blackwing leather armor, we've got some gear from that sword.
A curved sword crows pursuits. Okay, man
Actually, well, yeah, but you can change that
You can change that actually
You can put that all I could put that on my weapon and I probably should
some as a murder of crows to basically attack near my enemies yeah I need to make slots into
this sword and I need to change this swim speed multiplier and I need to put in this this is
gonna be really juicy is it ancient wrath no that's fire is it this yeah ancient
reckoning boom that one I'm gonna do it right now before I forget oh yeah I got
helmet and stuff too, right?
Movement speed plus one, yeah, it doesn't even touch mine.
Well, to be fair, it's good.
It's a good helmet, like, but I haven't even upgraded my helmet though, that's the thing.
Well, yeah, it's two, same as the other one.
Nah, I'm not fucking with this.
Blackwing leather stamina region nice. That's good stamina region is good
It's sort of it is that some it could be it could be part of some grander puzzle
Hard to say aim for the top that's a man's weak spot
Hey
We've settled in well the gold leaves have us well supplied our comrades are slowly returning
And the townsfolk are warming up to us. Huh? Hey, Marius. You're looking we have a lot of resources up here now
That's good. There you are
Can we talk?
If you don't mind
What's happened?
There's news that a comrade of yours is in Calfa, but with war raging it's far from safe
The marquee requests you head straight to Hernan castle
The matters he wishes to discuss are most urgent
Understood. Yeah, it's probably a third character. Yeah, what's happened? I guess yes anything good
They found a green mean
all right let's go that's not happening man come on why not we have to meet
marky circus what he's more important than one of our own yeah all right all
right hey don't even think about going alone I'm going to the witches right now
that's what I'm doing
We're going through the witches because now we're gonna make some cool ass shit
They should be very easy to do as long as I remember where the damn witches which I think is right here. Yeah
Surely there's a oh god chaos. Surely there's a waypoint there
Yeah fake night, I mean I just finished chapter five that's all I wanted to do really
I'm not done potion factory, but I will do it. I will I
Gotta like unlock it by doing noble quest, which I've done a few so I think I'll unlock it at any at any point
No, I don't see this game having a chance for game of the year
I am going to create sockets in this sword, I will, a Sirian sword.
One.
Two.
I worked hard for this sword. I deserve to have sockets on it three
This is insane that socket is crazy now what we're doing is this
We are going to extract the abyss gear of this, which is the swim speed.
Fuck the swim speed.
Remove that.
Then we are going to embed you'll find what you see here on the body armor.
Amboo wins that one.
Then we're gonna imboo a serious sword with
I don't know I thought I
had other stuff what was that crow one does that go in the helmet I think it
goes in the helmet right fuck that I'd rather have the one I had it touches
crow thing I think is only for the helmet
one I think so I could be wrong no way no you know yeah crow pursuit yeah there
it is crow pursuits
extract that shit and we're also going to extract attack one
yeah I don't know if I'll want the crow one I have cooler shit I do like I have
the ancient retribution which is come on some ancient censure up in the shoot
down a foes when you use r1 and x or r1 and 0 summon orbs
let me try ancient retribution here is your retribution
Then I embed them.
Sorry, this is taking a bit.
I'm just trying to learn how it goes.
I have another one here with a critical rate or an attack.
I could just do this.
Get the attack, it's good shit.
And we have that.
Oh, you can join 2 level 1 to make it level 2?
Is it only that little, really?
Is that student theses?
I don't think I have that recipe. It might be another witch.
Because there's no attack here, so...
There's stamina regen though, which is really good.
I can do it for the... yeah.
Let's embed this with another attack.
I guess I could also embed it with a crow one.
Does it both work?
I can't bring my weapon out.
No I can't. No I can't. Let me weapon up. Let me weapon up.
So now there's crows there and if I do this
So it's both
The wind one? Yes, the wind one is part of this.
Not bad. I think I need to equip wind here. Or maybe I don't. I don't really know. No.
it's supposed to be there it's supposed to be there and now I can't open my I
can't even move what the fuck I think my controller is connected I think you
might need to learn imbu- imbu- imbu-winds. I don't have imbu-wind skill yet, yeah. I haven't
learned it, I only have... I need to learn like, what is it? Is it like Stormvale? Is
that what you have to do? This part is a bit confusing, because this is imbu- imbu-element.
But you need to learn it from the towers, I guess it might just be on hit too
It might just be on hit
But I gotta
In view in view I
Learned ice yeah, I can do that
So I need to well yeah, I think I need to extract in order to craft them because a great one
Oh no, nevermind.
Don't.
So, there's a stamina one here. Stamina region plus two.
We extract this.
In boo. Oh, in boo.
And then we have another stamina region here on the boots.
And we take this and extract.
And now that we have two of those, we...
We synthesize it to a plus 4% for the for and then it only uses one slot make
There it is so now we have bigger two wonder and we just freed up a slot on the armor
So then we in in boo in blue in boo
In Boo. We in Boo.
And then we can put something else in the boots like destruction or defense or surge.
I think this increase if you put attack on increase your like drop kicks and shit.
I think so.
It doesn't say, it's so unclear, but I believe so.
We can put destruction in I guess, and bed-blease, take a digital.
I gotta remove the timer for it.
So yeah, that's how that shit works.
That is how that shit works.
Oh!
Ow!
Shit, my chest.
Oh.
Let's see now.
Yeah, here.
Oh my god.
This one goes forever.
I did it.
That one, that one, that one, that one.
And now I'm here.
reminder I'm not live tomorrow Wednesday this week normally choose has been at
Corp about today so switch swap it you have to put the wind in the weapon for
to work we don't know yet but maybe yeah surely there's not five more here the
shit's painful let's see like I'm already so far in this one there's no way
can't be much more. No I never finished this one. I did five puzzle stages and
then I was like, fucking I want to go kill some bosses or something.
I
See where this goes
There's another handcler here
I think this one might go up above those unless there's one I missed here could be
I'm stuck.
You have no stamina you can fly to some of the islands that are near the main ones.
Yeah, let's go.
I'm working on leveling up my stamina.
Why are you deep on mouse?
I don't play on mouse, but I play controller, man.
I've just increased the camera speed on the controller.
What's the point of that other battery if this is nothing?
I think you do, thank you.
Okay, weird.
Oh, is there, do I think you do, thank you.
Yo, is there- do I think you do?
Thank you.
I'm scared of flying out to other islands in the ocean though because the cerion's gonna
eat my ass.
I don't see any other suck it- oh wait, there's something up there.
It's gotta be there then.
Let me see.
Oh, I'm not sure I'll make that all play it's sake.
There is something up here.
Cliff.
Climb the cliff.
Yes.
Aha.
Okay.
So it does.
Aha.
Okay.
What?
Way loyal to be hooked. We'll grab this one then.
Oh, you mean like, oh, floating islands up in the sky you mean? Oh, I see, okay.
Okay.
Fuck, I meant to hide in the ocean, man.
I mean, that's gotta be enough, right?
Looks like only up mod for EldenRank.
Job done!
What the hell am I doing with this one?
I don't know where there's another socket.
There is no other socket, man.
Unless...
No, you can't get up there.
There's no socket there either.
Where's the last socket?
Is there a socket on?
No.
Socket, socket.
Is it in the beginning?
I can't pocket it doesn't it doesn't let you pocket these oh wait there's a
spinning circle here too oh okay I guess I gotta bring it with me dude all of
these bosses have been so damn painful I'm not painful but like tedious
Yeah, I'm gonna play a black moth, are you kidding me, Cliff?
Oh my god, don't ever do that again, you little shit.
Why am I fixing these giant sky computers?
That's a great question actually, that's a great question.
Well, I fixed it.
Now we gotta fix the one up here.
Now it's all them easier barb and true and I'm running the wrong way, I don't even care.
I'm against occurrence.
I'm not like other guys.
I can be your angle, be your devil.
Turn on the battery needed here?
That one's already on though.
If it's already on, then what's the problem?
oh yeah we need one more don't tell me don't don't even don't deny don't tell me
it's down there and I have to push it all the way up I I can't please tell me
it's like up there that would be great it's gotta be up here it has to be
what what brother of man I think they're not kitten me dude
what hello oh oh okay thanks well still got up can you even join to these up
again. Oh you can. That makes perfect sense then. But that means I gotta bring it all
the way up there. But like it's no no I'm finishing this puzzle and then I'm any
any ways of re-knowing.
How's performance been? Ah, for me it's fine. I do have a pretty beefy PC, but...
Yeah, no, it's been cool. Ah, fuck it, let's take- let's go and get with the grain this time.
I'm on solid 120 you can see top left
Yeah, I can make it a bit more clear.
I have no upscaling on, no, nothing.
No delis, no de la, no fixa, whatever.
job's done
Wee
There we go.
The loop of life.
Done.
Well, that's five puzzles in a row on this tower and it's still not done.
The amount of puzzles this tower has given, the end reward to this must be fucking blasting.
Oh my god, I'm throwing.
Oh, don't do that ever again, ever.
I see the cramsome desert.
Wait, are we above the volcano?
I think they- oh yeah, the volcano's over there.
I haven't been there.
There actually is something there.
There's a town right next to it.
Are you all mental?
We can't build a town next to the volcano. Also, look at the house in the middle of everything there.
Can I use sword vision up here? Yeah, but I'm not pressing anything. Surely I don't need to...
switch platform here yeah yeah I think this game was like how many gigabyte
was this game no speedrun R9 insanity oh god no fuck that everyone who's doing
it it's just miserable at this point it's it just seems like such a miserable
run to do.
What's so bad about it?
It seems heavily RNG on top of being difficult as hell.
Let's see, is it over?
Probably not, right?
Wait, this looks epic.
Oh wait, I thought you put me on top!
Okay, what is this? Wait, this looks like I'm actually done.
Am I done?
I'm not done, am I?
I'm not done.
It's not over, but if you complete this it's a good stopping point.
Okay.
All right. I can complete this, I guess.
Can't see shit here. Jesus Christ.
Ah-ha, I see you.
I get it.
Ah!
We're gonna shine yellow, I guess.
Why is it so precise?
Also, why do these not shine yellow?
Yeah, why do those not shine yellow?
lens flare or whatever. What's up with that? Okay. Oh, I see. Oh, this is pain. This is
fucking pain. It's so slow too. Yeah, now I can change that one. Let's put that one down.
The best part is I can't even see if it's active or not, because it's too far away!
Okay.
What does this one change?
Oh for fuck's sake, this is so ass.
This is actually, this is only a gas of hell.
This is only a gas of hell.
Just because it's so slow to do.
Oh, okay.
Uh, yeah, this is not gonna cut it, this one.
Well, we need to lower that one.
Is it only these two?
Could I get you guys on even ground?
Wait, what?
It races that one?
I can't even push it anymore to the right.
I can't even move this one at all.
It's scuffed.
Okay, well I guess I'll self-lock myself.
over there's nothing we can do now chat wait you're sick no you're not
are you filled up I guess okay wait could I make could I get you one more up
please that would be really good one more up so you're highest up is the
highest up now that we have that we need to get that one highest up
oh for fuck's sake oh I see why you crashed out of this puzzle this is
fucking ass. This is so ass. Oh my god. Okay, calm down. I'm gonna have to push
him down again because I can't move them when they're so high up. Oh yeah, I have
to push him down I don't really have a choice
okay at least those two work like that so that's umegapog of hell
I need to I need to push you big boy down big boy come down brother come down
wait what yeah there we go we need to do this
So we get that one down, and then we need to go here,
and then we need to do this.
So that one is like that, good.
And then we do this, not that, but this.
And now with this, oh, can I erase this one up
up one step more?
Let's see here.
No, no, that's only wait, that's okay. That's that one and that
This will bring you all down. Yeah, baby. Let's go
What yes?
The puzzles
No... no no no no no no, no no no no no no no. No... no...
Please, please. I don't need to redo it right...
Hey, you...
Heyyyy, flanker, 1, 0, 6, help your woman! I swear.
No no no no no! No no no no! No! No! x4
Fuck this game dude! Fuck this game!
It's just... oh my god.
Hi! I just... I just...
I had every solution!
It was...
I'm gonna cry.
I I fucking I can't I can't do this again. I can't do this again
Yes, you had not any more to pay no, but what I like
How is I supposed to like I did I didn't think that that I
Didn't think the lava would kill me
That's the thing like because it was blocking the button like I lowered the lava I
Lowered the lava. No, but that wasn't good enough. Yeah, no, no, no, that lowering the lava was not good enough
Of course it wasn't
There's some fucking gimmicks
made me stop lurking to jump on the bozo train now that's a fucking violation right there
why the fuck are you not lit up you literally the oh I'm gonna murder
Kill me, kill me.
When do I even have control over you?
Where are you?
What is this glitch now that one is supposed this one is supposed to be yellow
I'm not even shitting you this one is supposed to be yellow and you have no control over it
So am I just soft lock?
Surely not right
Dude! Get the sword in the middle!
Calm down. It's okay.
I think I might be softlocked even if I solve this I might be chat I might be
softlocked and it might just be over and there's nothing we can do about it
I fucking love this game sick but holy fuck this infuriates me to no end
Did I have it? Did I not see it? Shit, which hole?
Oh
Wait
Dude, oh, I don't want to do this at 1 a.m. Get the sword in the middle
I'm stuck. I can't move
what the fuck calm calm don't lash oh my god I'm gonna fuck what is happening
I think my controller is disconnecting it I'm not even paying attention to what's
moving what anymore I'm so fucking tilted from solving this so quickly and
And then I die, and then my fucking cord is dying in my controller.
And-
Just-
Just fucking do something. I'm just gonna spin-
I'm so angry.
I'm so tilted.
I'm so tilted. I can't even move anything.
watch me be softlock now watch me be softlocked I swear if I'm softlocked what what do you
mean you're not activated nah nah nah nah nah you're fucking activated activate now activate
now activate yes okay I did it I did it everything's good everything's good we're good
okay so so don't step in the lava you insta die so can I do this
I need a new cord.
My controller keeps disconnecting.
I need a new cord.
I can't move!
Did it just completely- oh there we go.
I gotta get a new cord for my controller.
I'll have time tomorrow.
Ah, let's make a save,
cause I'm not redoing this.
God.
I'm terrified.
DRA-
Okay, well, we made a save. We're good. It's alright. It's okay. Yeah, that's great
I'm just gonna climb on it this time instead cuz apparently this shit doesn't fucking work
Yeah, I'm just gonna climb on it. I thought I thought maybe I could just stay in there and do it
But no, no you can't you couldn't it's okay though. It's completely fine. We have a save so it's fine
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it
If I have to redo this, nah.
Did I kill the fireballs?
Yeah, I've done the whole questline.
I'm using the sword.
How many hours do I have?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It's more than this, I think it's gonna update
At least I think it's more
Nooo
I made a fucking save
I made-
Wait, where am I?
I made a sa-
No no no no
No, NO
Ha ha ha ha! I can't- What the fuck is this game design? What is this game design?
I can't be arsed to do this a third time!
I- I can't. I- I can't. I- I can't. I- I just- I- I need music. I- I- I need- I need some-
I can't even spin it this way, okay, no I can't.
This again?
Yeah!
Because we're summary so you just insta-die the moment you-
It's okay, Alar. Just remember the cool tooth pick you got a couple of hours ago.
I'm fucking fuming. Like, this is...
I'm... I'm mauled. I'm mauled and I'm bald, and I... I...
Stick the fucking sword in. Okay.
It's alright, man. You know what? It's completely okay.
And now, the thing is, I still haven't learned which one controls which, so I'm just trying
to stab my way through.
Oh, I might get it now, actually.
I think I got it, yeah.
There is one that controls these three if I'm not mistaken.
Right?
I'm pretty sure there's one that- wait, don't tell me you're higher than the others.
the sword in. It's those two. Okay, that's alright. Yeah, this one. I think this one
is too high though. I might be able to get it anyways. Maybe. We'll see right now.
Oh, please.
He could just load it instead of making a save file.
That is...
Oh, that's kinda exactly what I needed to hear right now. It's awful, but...
Oh, for fuck's sake! I'm like a centimeter away to getting all this lit.
Please tell me I can cheat it.
I need to lower shit, I can't do, I don't want to do this fucking puzzle three times in a row after succeeding it.
Please, man.
I'm gonna lose my hair.
Like, look how close I am.
Okay, come on up, buddy. Come on up. Yay.
I can't do this anymore. I simply can't. I'm losing my fucking mind.
Okay, this is good though. You guys are pretty even, right? Is there one that controls both
of you? I think so. No? Or did you guys have not one that was controlled?
Mmm. Mmm!
Okay, I think these are the only two that doesn't get controlled by one.
No this! No that!
Okay, uh...
I'm literally just turning the same two over and over because I'm so fucking tilted I'm not paying attention!
I I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm literally turning the same valves over and over and over
and over. Yeah now I got this one that's great. Hey let's go back and do the other one. I I
Let's do this and then let's do this let's lower this one this is not going to do it
Why, I need to lower- Okay, yeah, yeah, lower you.
Lower you a bit more.
I fucking calmed lower than more.
I need to spin this more.
Spin this more.
Get it up there.
We'll do a little bit at a time.
Can you spin this one up too and then I'll get them all done.
I just left this trick.
Is there misery in both?
Let's see my fun puzzle.
Now the thing is, I've solved it twice already, but then I insta die when I go to the button
that I need to press because I did my little toenail in the lava so this is
the third time I'm solving this puzzle the third okay don't distract me I think
I got it hold on oh I can't fucking think okay stop being so loud dude it's not
cool
Oh, shit! Mark, thanks for the 10, bruh. Thank you. Let me see. Okay, let me hold on. Let
me lock in for just five seconds.
This is such an ass puzzle, that's the thing. It really is.
I need you guys to get a race to get like it did now it's taking longer than any
other at the time that I did this because it's just ass everything it's just
Umiaga ass of hell I need to lower this one down so it becomes a bit even and
And then, I'm trying to just turn my character, but he does a fucking lapper on the world!
Oh...
I-I-I-I-I can't do this right now. I-I-I-I-I-I'm gonna anyways.
I-I-I-I-I can't do this right now.
I can't. I'm so fucking tilted from dying in this lava, twice.
I've never been more mad in my life.
except playing Lifeline and Garfield.
Why can't I even turn this one?
Oh, because of that.
Whatever, just fucking turn them until it works.
I- I can't. I can't.
I- I can't.
I can't and I can't.
Can't turn that one anymore.
Because that one is high as up, so...
Yeah, yeah, that's part of the game plan, actually, bro.
That's actually part of the game plan, bro.
I need some leeway, because I can't turn them.
Wow.
Epic.
Can I play Garfield music? No.
No, I can't.
Lion Flam was more forgiving.
Not if you forgot to fucking say there wasn't.
That name was definitely not forgiving.
This game does not still lock me every single day.
Just this part, because, okay, I just solved it.
Because I've already solved it twice.
This is the third time I do this puzzle.
Third.
Now, I'm not gonna die to this fucking button!
Policy 11, Erkster, fix 5.
Thank you guys, Mark, fix 10.
Okay, here's the thing, here's the reason this was the third time I did this puzzle.
If you so much as dip your eyelash in this lava, you instantly die, instantly!
So, oh my god, my controller's disconnecting, not now.
Okay, so what I'm gonna do is this.
I'm gonna fly to the other side, I'm gonna land here, and hopefully...
Cling. Okay, okay, now climb down, climb down. Oh my god, this is...
Do it from here.
Oh my god, I did it. I have to do that puzzle. No!
Please, please tell me I got a check point.
You have no idea the pain this puzzle is and I've done it three times.
May wait, I got I got it. I think I got it. I think I actually got it. I think I don't have to redo it
Okay, it's done. I don't have to redo it. Oh my god. This was the worst puzzle in the game
And I had to redo it three times. You know why? Because when you free the button from the lava
Look, look
When you free the you're supposed to free the button from the lava by using these pillars, right?
If you even get close to this lava you insta die and you have to redo this fucking puzzle right here
Which is the worst puzzle in the game so far and I had to I did it three times
But look don't you think you can go in the middle there and then hit the button
Well, you're wrong because you can actually go in the middle here and not die and here you'd be like oh
I'm gonna punch the button if you do you die even though. There's no lava in front of you you die
Yeah, don't ask me man and then if you die to it you have to redo the puzzle again
Even if you make a save you have to redo the puzzle
So yeah great
Anyways, I finished it. I finished it
Yeah, I should get the thing where you can do like a ranged attack or whatever
Holy fuck. I haven't lashed out like that. Yeah, I need to force palm it. Yeah, you can you can get an ability
Where you can attach this and then you can force palm through the glove I think
What
Yeah, it doesn't work. I tried it.
Wait, did I unlock something?
I did!
Don't watch, you're spoiling yourself.
Okay.
Well, I did.
I did unlock something.
You would have only done it twice if you stopped using your broken cable.
Kiki.
Yeah, I need to fix this one.
this one. What is this? Perform a powerful strike while breathed in flame. Look at that.
I think we just got flame stuff. Well, we did, obviously. I still don't quite get how
How this imbooment works.
Well yeah, did I unlock that for imbooing now?
So I can have that imbooment?
Yeah, fire!
Yeah!
cool am I done here is it over oh my god never let me do this puzzle again
ever. Oh thanks for grabbing the...
Right. Yeah, I have this. I have this. Is it uh, Ancient Wrath? Is it that one, chat?
I think so, right? Or, no. Wait, I, is it that one? Wait, I can just check. No. No, no,
no, there's a flame thing where it goes, brrrrrrr. I think I unlocked that. Yeah, volcanic.
Where is that? Did I stash it?
Is the one on the gloves?
My gloves?
Not my gloves, right? No.
Yeah, it's an abyss thing on one of the gloves that I have. Okay.
Okay, what the hell? Was the puzzle done? Can I... Anyways, can I...
I want to see if this was the end of the puzzle, man.
And then I want to try that new volcanic thing I can do.
What?
It goes fast!
I can't believe it.
This is probably the last one.
No, it continues.
I mean, I'm not gonna do it now.
do it next stream it's insane how long this has kept going this puzzle segment
forever
but we're gonna do it all next stream
no not on tomorrow uh thursday
This was a big reward though there that's a big reward that's actually a huge reward
I
Did where's the damn checkpoints give me the check
Oh.
You want me to fly there?
What?
Yeah, probably I guess. I'll wait for...
Uh, I don't like this.
Okay, I like it.
The lava puzzle?
I learned flame elements.
Oh, there's a teleporter.
Yes, we did it.
It's done.
It's over.
it continues it continues all right that's for next stream now I'm gonna try
the volcanic thing I think isn't my stash or do I have the gloves on me
no I don't
Yaddled!
Well, we beat that one next dream.
I think I stashed my things.
Let me go to my stash.
We learned something really cool now.
I just want to see it before we peace out.
Not live tomorrow, boobs.
I am not.
Oh.
Well, that broke the game.
Jesus.
Let me see here, uh, gloves, look for gloves, gloves, not that.
Volcanic eruption, yeah, in Bu-Fire.
There it is.
Go to the witch.
Where is the witch?
Oh my god, why is the witch not- wait, the witch is here, yeah.
and then I teleport, yeah.
But in order to use the flame strike, I need to be in flame element, right?
Or can I be in flame element and use the freezing armor?
I'm gonna test.
So I am in flame element right now.
Can I then freeze?
Yeah, you can, yeah.
It's only certain, so that means I can also do the, uh, whatever it was.
Is it R2?
Yeah, it's always R2.
It's not working.
It ain't working, chat.
Oh, it's R2 Triangle, that's why.
Oh, shit, Hadouken!
It's Hadouken, dude.
Yeah, I have Frost Armor and Hadouken now.
And now we're gonna get something even sicker.
Wanda at your leisure. See what calls to you.
You'll find what you seek here.
Food effect level one
Then glove ones only go go go go in glove ones for example, I don't know
I like these let's say on them oh shit
Did it say armor? Okay. Is there one I could remove?
So you need to be in boo wind for it to make this one work, right?
That's what it means, I think. I believe so.
We could remove climb speed multiplier 2%. Yeah, that's kind of crazy.
Wanda at your next track see what calls to
Yeah, 2% climb speed is kind of so let's remove this
And then we're gonna embed these boots
Yeah, and then this now
now. I think now when I do a strong attack, if in fire...
I'm not that.
Now, like this.
Yeah.
And I'll light myself on fire, I think.
So that means you do this too?
Oh, yeah, no.
The wind one is cosmetic because I haven't learned how to imbue wind yet.
I haven't.
Alright, save chat.
Next stream Thursday.
Game sick.
Love it.
But I gotta go.
It's very late.
very late thank y'all for chilling appreciate you all uh game's super fun to stream i really enjoy it
super fun to play really enjoy it i'll see you thursday chat stay safe out there to care of
each other to care of yourself have a good wednesday check out wings for life if you haven't
wings for life oh my god and then i messed up oh my god then my control is disconnected
and it's fucking up the audio just some pluggits
there we go
I'll see you Thursday chat
appreciate y'all, bye bye
I
I love you guys.